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Title: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 25, 2011, 11:04:16 PM: I'm a lightweight. I weight like 120 pounds and don't drink often. I had some strong wine at dinner with people and came home, was buzzed and said "fuck it, I'm going to open a bottle of wine and keep drinking until I pass out in glorious dreaming".

I'm like 75% through a $60 bottle of wine. I might finish it. I'm starting to feel DRUNK. If I drink the entire bottle am I going to be vomitting or dying? I've drank a lot of hard liquor before but never really drank wine so I don't know the repercussions. It says it's 13% plus I had a glass at dinner before starting it.

Just want to know how fucked I am.

BUT IT FEELS GOOD MAN
I am so happy and life is so clear
I understand everything I should do to make peace with the world

glorious grand gathering
GGG
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 25, 2011, 11:09:09 PM: ...you are about ready to order dessert?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2011, 11:10:34 PM: how many ice cubes?
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 25, 2011, 11:13:51 PM: I was supposed to use ice?? Nooooo I've failed already. YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD.

I'm drinking a bottle of Atrium Georges Vigouroux Malbec (2006) that I got from my dad as a gift when I moved into this new condo last friday. I think I'll finish the whole bottle, dream of genie, and fall fast asleep. I just hope I'm not vomitting and dying when I wake up in the morning before work.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Akala on August 25, 2011, 11:18:43 PM: :lol

If you put ice in that, make sure to let your father see you do it, trust me.

Anyway, I've always thought (since I was 16 or so, I guess) that a bottle of wine = the perfect buzz. Bebpo, since you're always after dating advice, sharing aforementioned opinion with girls can lead to good times.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: pilonv1 on August 25, 2011, 11:19:34 PM: How quickly are you drinking it?

I remember drinking well over half a large bottle of gin in about 1hr my younger days, and spent 3-4 hours in the bathroom being violently ill before passing out at home in my clothes with the light on. Never drank like that since.

Pretty sure that unless you just downed the whole bottle in one go you'll be fine.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: brob on August 25, 2011, 11:23:01 PM: One of the challenges as part of our high school graduation was to drink a bottle of wine in an hour. it ain't nothing. Now, cramming yourself and three friends into a phone booth and not coming out until you finished a case of beer. that one was a bit more of a hassle.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 25, 2011, 11:25:53 PM: Well I just emptied the botltle. The rem ainig is in the glass now; full galss; will starting drinking it in a bit. It's been about 90 mins since I've s\tarted tnhe bottle but like I said, I had a strong glass and was buzzed before starting.

BUTG FUJCK I FEEL GOOD. TOTAL RELAXATION. No wonder lawyers are the #1 alchoholics in the nation.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 25, 2011, 11:26:59 PM: rofl

a bottle of wine is perfect
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 25, 2011, 11:35:37 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/bebpo/gpgoogog.jpg)

This is before I started drink the final glass. If you never hear from me again this is the last known glass of David E. Karlin
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Diunx on August 25, 2011, 11:36:38 PM: Life becomes more fun.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on August 25, 2011, 11:39:10 PM: Can you still pop a boner?
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 25, 2011, 11:49:45 PM: I like malbecs. But $60 all by yourself? Hmmm...

I had a Pliny the Elder and Red Racer IPA during my fantasy football draft tonight. Yum.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bacchus7 on August 25, 2011, 11:55:07 PM: Back when I weighed 135 I was still drinking two bottles to myself to have a good night. We'll talk about alcoholism in a few years, buddy.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 26, 2011, 12:21:20 AM: lol a whole bottle of wine should be easy to handle even for a little chipette like yrself. its only 13% ffs! people down whole fifths of REAL liquor and still don't even end up in the hospital. just have fun and make sure you dont pass out with yr dick hanging out
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 12:26:21 AM: I haven't finsihe my glass but holy shit I am drunk. like three sips left. And the I am GONE BABY GONE.

honestly, I'd reallly want to take a trip up to seattle and hang with mr.. gundam. I know he'd feel really wierd and awkward about it; but to hang with a fellow gundam-bro and drink beer and chat about life's pleasujres and wekanesses seems great.

I know I'm drunk, and I know I scare you when I'm drunk and am lovesick and ypou tell me to get help; but when I'm not lovesick over girls I'm perfectly 100% normal as vestal can admit. I know I'm drunk and I'm talking crazy, but I hope you don't take offense and one day I'd really like to take a trip and meet Mr. gundam and have a nice bbq and talk over the credentials of zeon vs. axis.

I feel bad because when I am really drunk I feel like I scare off Mr. Gundam and others; but I'm just being stupid and lame; and normally I am a cool collected individual and if you have any legal affairs let me know and I'll hook you up at a buddy discount. I think you are rad; You have a wife, a love for mecha, and you help people with you psychology degree. I'm sorry that I'm a bad, talkative, sloppy drunk, but I appreciate you friendship so much; and I'd love to meet you and play gundam games someday.

I know this is awkward and almost like a homosexual confession, but I'm super straight, and I just want to say that you are my robo-bro; and I feel honored being your friend from here and unto eternity.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 26, 2011, 12:28:11 AM: :lol

go get some booze Bebpo, this is epic stuff
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 26, 2011, 12:39:41 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 12:26:21 AM
I haven't finsihe my glass but holy shit I am drunk. like three sips left. And the I am GONE BABY GONE.

honestly, I'd reallly want to take a trip up to seattle and hang with mr.. gundam. I know he'd feel really wierd and awkward about it; but to hang with a fellow gundam-bro and drink beer and chat about life's pleasujres and wekanesses seems great.

I know I'm drunk, and I know I scare you when I'm drunk and am lovesick and ypou tell me to get help; but when I'm not lovesick over girls I'm perfectly 100% normal as vestal can admit. I know I'm drunk and I'm talking crazy, but I hope you don't take offense and one day I'd really like to take a trip and meet Mr. gundam and have a nice bbq and talk over the credentials of zeon vs. axis.

I feel bad because when I am really drunk I feel like I scare off Mr. Gundam and others; but I'm just being stupid and lame; and normally I am a cool collected individual and if you have any legal affairs let me know and I'll hook you up at a buddy discount. I think you are rad; You have a wife, a love for mecha, and you help people with you psychology degree. I'm sorry that I'm a bad, talkative, sloppy drunk, but I appreciate you friendship so much; and I'd love to meet you and play gundam games someday.

I know this is awkward and almost like a homosexual confession, but I'm super straight, and I just want to say that you are my robo-bro; and I feel honored being your friend from here and unto eternity.

:rofl omg quoted so it can never go away
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 12:40:01 AM: Thanks, I finsihed my bottle and I'm still awake

girl replied to me

I am happy

I can doze

Love <3333333333333333333333333333
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 12:43:22 AM: I drank the whole bottle but I still haen't passed out, think about opening another bottle. YAY or NAY?
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2011, 12:48:28 AM: YAY
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bildi on August 26, 2011, 12:51:34 AM: If you got this drunk on one bottle, I would save your other bottle for another time. :lol

Although I think you're only about half a bottle away from posting cock pics...

Remember to use spoiler tags, some of us are at work.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: pilonv1 on August 26, 2011, 01:00:03 AM: icon drunk bebpo
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 01:02:24 AM: If anyone ever icons me I will send them cock pics, no problem. Icon would be a great honor I've never felt before.

//you hear that demi!
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Diunx on August 26, 2011, 01:02:58 AM: Drinking a Brahma beer I found on the fridge it taste like water, :piss Brazilian alcohol :piss2
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 01:05:06 AM: Bepbo, can you tell us why you love gundam anime/games/etc? I liked Voltron as a kid, so gundam seems cool too
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 26, 2011, 01:05:15 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 12:26:21 AM
I haven't finsihe my glass but holy shit I am drunk. like three sips left. And the I am GONE BABY GONE.

honestly, I'd reallly want to take a trip up to seattle and hang with mr.. gundam. I know he'd feel really wierd and awkward about it; but to hang with a fellow gundam-bro and drink beer and chat about life's pleasujres and wekanesses seems great.

I know I'm drunk, and I know I scare you when I'm drunk and am lovesick and ypou tell me to get help; but when I'm not lovesick over girls I'm perfectly 100% normal as vestal can admit. I know I'm drunk and I'm talking crazy, but I hope you don't take offense and one day I'd really like to take a trip and meet Mr. gundam and have a nice bbq and talk over the credentials of zeon vs. axis.

I feel bad because when I am really drunk I feel like I scare off Mr. Gundam and others; but I'm just being stupid and lame; and normally I am a cool collected individual and if you have any legal affairs let me know and I'll hook you up at a buddy discount. I think you are rad; You have a wife, a love for mecha, and you help people with you psychology degree. I'm sorry that I'm a bad, talkative, sloppy drunk, but I appreciate you friendship so much; and I'd love to meet you and play gundam games someday.

I know this is awkward and almost like a homosexual confession, but I'm super straight, and I just want to say that you are my robo-bro; and I feel honored being your friend from here and unto eternity.

:heartbeat

You're so drunk, man! I love it!

No worries. I was totally your in shoes about 9 years ago. We just don't want you repeating our mistakes.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 01:05:06 AM
Bepbo, can you tell us why you love gundam anime/games/etc? I liked Voltron as a kid, so gundam seems cool too

That's a question that my wife is still asking after being together for nearly 8 years now. :lol

Gundam is just awesome. So awesome that I named myself Mr. Gundam.

Not gonna get drunk or anything, but it's time for another beer.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2011, 01:06:25 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 01:05:06 AM
Bepbo, can you tell us why you love gundam anime/games/etc? I liked Voltron as a kid, so gundam seems cool too

this will be a doozy

can't speak for bebpo but gundam just owns
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: pilonv1 on August 26, 2011, 01:06:57 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 01:02:24 AM
If anyone ever icons me I will send them cock pics, no problem. Icon would be a great honor I've never felt before.

//you hear that demi!

trapped again for later use
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Robo on August 26, 2011, 01:45:43 AM: This thread is amazing. :lol
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Post by: Himu on August 26, 2011, 01:50:53 AM: I think you take him too lightly, borys. that's the price of a full game! Magus can't afford that!
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 26, 2011, 01:56:18 AM: incredible stuff, bebpo
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Post by: The Sceneman on August 26, 2011, 02:22:47 AM: lol, one whole bottle of wine ::)
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Post by: T234 on August 26, 2011, 02:37:29 AM: I once drank a gallon jug of 6.99 sangria in an hour and 15 minutes before, it was awesome.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 02:40:24 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 01:05:06 AM
Bepbo, can you tell us why you love gundam anime/games/etc? I liked Voltron as a kid, so gundam seems cool too

I want yo hang out with you one day. I feel like if I hang out with some truly manly men, one day I will become a true man.

So far tonight:
- got letter of rejection from girl I went on 2nd date with last night who I thought was actually maybe dateable after last night.
-had drunken messaging with girl I really like in LA which just made things worse I'm sure
-started throwing up in toilet

So overall another shitty night for me. YAY. Fuck life. I'm hopeless and it's depressing.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2011, 02:42:21 AM: Do you meet a lot of girls while throwing up in toilets?
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 26, 2011, 02:51:15 AM: That's why alcohol sucks. Great when you are around like-minded people, awful when you are back at home alone. All the negative emotions you have rolled up in your head fester out.

Masturbate and go to bed is about all you can do.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Reb on August 26, 2011, 02:55:06 AM: Sometimes I miss being alone and drunk and marinating in my own bullshit.
It's nice to indulge sometimes I guess?
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Trent Dole on August 26, 2011, 03:03:05 AM: Don't ever go on the internet drunk. EVER. :lol
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 03:03:15 AM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 26, 2011, 02:51:15 AM
That's why alcohol sucks. Great when you are around like-minded people, awful when you are back at home alone. All the negative emotions you have rolled up in your head fester out.

Masturbate and go to bed is about all you can do.

Sometimes I think of you as a father like figure.

No offense, but you seem old and full of knowledge to depart on the youth.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 03:14:41 AM: Real talk: I drank too much. I need to throw up before I sleep :(

Tonight has been full of shit. Lesson learned: don't drink.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: T234 on August 26, 2011, 03:16:46 AM: Quote from: Spencer on August 26, 2011, 03:04:04 AM
Hang out with me bebs I'll roll you a doobie. See I just decided to get stupid ripped, let's see who feels better in 8 hrs ;)

Oh, and my wife DOES have a sister :lol

This is relevant to my interests.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Trent Dole on August 26, 2011, 03:17:27 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 03:14:41 AM
Real talk: I drank too much. I need to throw up before I sleep :(

Tonight has been full of shit. Lesson learned: don't drink this much
Fixed. Nobody stops after one bender. :P
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 03:20:44 AM: Quote from: Spencer on August 26, 2011, 03:04:04 AM
Hang out with me bebs I'll roll you a doobie. See I just decided to get stupid ripped, let's see who feels better in 8 hrs ;)

Oh, and my wife DOES have a sister :lol

Your wife is hot (you a lucky man :D ) , so a sister sounds intriguing to me :P

that being said, I think one of the main staypoints of having your own place is to get FUCKING DRUNK and throw up all over your own toilet before passing out to sleep. I'm glad I will reach that point so quickly after moving in.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 03:49:28 AM: lol
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Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 04:31:33 AM: Ok, I threw up a lot and now I feel much better.

"what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?"

answer = you feel like shit, you say a bunch of embarassing stuff, damage relationships, then finally throw up and ruin your $20 target bathmat, and then you are sober enough to sleep, depressed, and wake up for another wonderful day of work.

Well, you learn from your mistakes, and this was definitely one of mine. Will not drink entire bottles of wine alone in the future.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bacchus7 on August 26, 2011, 04:40:29 AM: At least it's...
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUntx0pe_qI
[close]
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: chronovore on August 26, 2011, 07:12:47 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 04:31:33 AM
Ok, I threw up a lot and now I feel much better.

"what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?"

answer = you feel like shit, you say a bunch of embarassing stuff, damage relationships, then finally throw up and ruin your $20 target bathmat, and then you are sober enough to sleep, depressed, and wake up for another wonderful day of work.

Well, you learn from your mistakes, and this was definitely one of mine. Will not drink entire bottles of wine alone in the future.

Weird how that works. Basic math says if you throw up a $60 dollar bottle of wine onto a $20 bath mat, it should become an $80 bath mat.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 26, 2011, 07:16:11 AM: Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine
When you gonna let me get sober
Let me alone, Let me go home
Let me go back and start over
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: tiesto on August 26, 2011, 08:54:55 AM: Quote from: chronovore on August 26, 2011, 07:12:47 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 04:31:33 AM
Ok, I threw up a lot and now I feel much better.

"what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?"

answer = you feel like shit, you say a bunch of embarassing stuff, damage relationships, then finally throw up and ruin your $20 target bathmat, and then you are sober enough to sleep, depressed, and wake up for another wonderful day of work.

Well, you learn from your mistakes, and this was definitely one of mine. Will not drink entire bottles of wine alone in the future.

Weird how that works. Basic math says if you throw up a $60 dollar bottle of wine onto a $20 bath mat, it should become an $80 bath mat.

:lol
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: pilonv1 on August 26, 2011, 10:10:56 AM: I hope this isn't the last of this type of thread, we need more of them
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: demi on August 26, 2011, 10:16:33 AM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 26, 2011, 02:51:15 AM
That's why alcohol sucks. Great when you are around like-minded people, awful when you are back at home alone. All the negative emotions you have rolled up in your head fester out.

Masturbate and go to bed is about all you can do.

u have to be drunk for this?
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Mupepe on August 26, 2011, 10:19:39 AM: Drunk bebpo is the best bebpo. But he doesn't wanna hang out with me :(
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: chronovore on August 26, 2011, 11:34:46 AM: Quote from: Borys on August 26, 2011, 01:48:34 AM
:rofl @ boasting the wine's price tag

$60! :lol
Quote from: Borys on August 26, 2011, 07:20:44 AM
$20 bathmat

Jesus Christ :lol :lol

This, coming from the man who was rolling 20" deep with a standard-definition television until a few months ago.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on August 26, 2011, 11:51:54 AM: Don't hate, Chron. That TV was vintage.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 26, 2011, 12:39:24 PM: $60 wine, $20 bathmat...well, look at Mr. Rockefeller over here!
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 12:45:50 PM: Don't forget the $6 ice cube tray
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 26, 2011, 12:56:58 PM: :lol :lol :lol at this thread
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 26, 2011, 01:12:14 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on August 26, 2011, 12:39:24 PM
$60 wine, $20 bathmat...well, look at Mr. Rockefeller over here!

smh at $20 Target bathmat

real ballers get Microdry® Ultimate Luxury Memory Foam Bathmats (http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?SKU=120822) from Bed, Bath and Beyond
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2011, 01:23:21 PM: Really you drink most any alcohol fast enough and shit gets bad.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Robo on August 26, 2011, 01:25:48 PM: Seasoned boozers buy reversable bathmats and flip them over to the clean side when they have company. :tophat
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2011, 01:29:00 PM: At least he doesnt play KOHAN
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2011, 01:43:27 PM: I dunno if youre gonna just get drunk cheap wine all the way rite
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 26, 2011, 01:46:13 PM: If you're just looking to get drunk, 40 oz. cans of malt liquor will do the trick.
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Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 01:56:06 PM: The best part of this thread is all the great bathmat suggestions. Will actually be pretty helpful and those bed and bath ones look really nice!

Quote from: Spencer on August 26, 2011, 01:28:17 PM
Well I feel great this morning, how's Bebs?

Doing good now, thanks :)

Was hung over for about an hour or two in the morning, during which I did a telephonic court appearance; now that was fun!
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Post by: BlackMage on August 26, 2011, 02:05:34 PM: tch, I miss all the fun. :'(
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2011, 02:06:32 PM: Maybe YOU can get crazy drunk next?
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: BlackMage on August 26, 2011, 02:07:31 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2011, 02:06:32 PM
Maybe YOU can get crazy drunk next?

When I get drunk I get too lazy to post. It's no fun for everyone else.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 26, 2011, 07:42:12 PM: Quote from: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 01:56:06 PM
The best part of this thread is all the great bathmat suggestions. Will actually be pretty helpful and those bed and bath ones look really nice!

Please add "The best part of The Bore is all the great bathmat suggestions." to the newsfeed.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 07:53:53 PM: Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on August 26, 2011, 01:12:14 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on August 26, 2011, 12:39:24 PM
$60 wine, $20 bathmat...well, look at Mr. Rockefeller over here!

smh at $20 Target bathmat

real ballers get Microdry® Ultimate Luxury Memory Foam Bathmats (http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?SKU=120822) from Bed, Bath and Beyond

whoa that sounds awesome. Fuck, I'm buying one for myself and one for my parents lol
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 26, 2011, 07:55:09 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 07:53:53 PM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on August 26, 2011, 01:12:14 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on August 26, 2011, 12:39:24 PM
$60 wine, $20 bathmat...well, look at Mr. Rockefeller over here!

smh at $20 Target bathmat

real ballers get Microdry® Ultimate Luxury Memory Foam Bathmats (http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?SKU=120822) from Bed, Bath and Beyond

whoa that sounds awesome. Fuck, I'm buying one for myself and one for my parents lol

When I recommend a bathmat, I don't fuck around.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2011, 08:55:57 PM: Yeah, love the newsfeed.

In other news I think I figured out wtf happened last night. Because even being a lightweight, I should not have gotten as fucked up as I did off a bottle of wine + 1 glass at dinner.

See, every 7-8 weeks I do a 5 hour medical infusion for my crohn's disease to keep it in check. Not only do they pump me with heavy IMMUNE SYSTEM LOWERING pig protein bacteria, but in order to make sure no weird/bad side effects happen during the infusion they first shoot me up with a whole cocktail of bodily relaxing/sleeping/shutdown drugs. The end result of all this is that for about 72 hours following my infusion I feel sort of feverish and tired and really out of it until all the drugs get out of my system.

I actually had my last infusion wed afternoon, so like 24 hours before I drank. I should have realized that when I got REALLY FREAKING BUZZED (like, "I better chill for an hour before I drive home" buzzed) off 1 glass of wine that something was up and that was something was the drugs still in my system enhancing the effects of the alchohol. But, being really freaking buzzed I just thought "hey, being buzzed is awesome! I should drink more once I get home and post about it!!" and thus this thread.

Not that it matters at this point, but it was a mystery and so I felt I MUST SOLVE IT and I think I figured it out; //detective bebpo hat on
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 26, 2011, 09:00:41 PM: if you keep abusing your body like that you'll give yourself Type II Diabebpos
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Mupepe on August 27, 2011, 02:14:53 AM: I just drank a bottle of cheap $4 supermarket wine in about 40 minutes and I'm watching Jurassic park. Weeee
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Post by: Mupepe on August 27, 2011, 02:17:49 AM: Btw bebpo, that reminds me of the last time I donated blood. A few hours later I was smoking cigarettes and drinking beer when all of a sudden I was picking myself off the floor and everyone was asking if I was alright. I didn't even know I had passed out.
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Post by: BlackMage on August 27, 2011, 07:46:04 AM: Quote from: Armitage on August 27, 2011, 03:54:44 AM
I'm literally too drunk to figu :mafre out if this is the drunk thread for tonight. So sorry if its not, anyways I'm yeah a little drunk. PS. what the fuck, I leave for like 6 months and you guys like change domains on me and shit. not cool broes.

So that's all evilbore is to you, huh? A drunk booty call... :maf
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Post by: chronovore on August 27, 2011, 10:12:05 AM: Strap-ons on, boys, let's peg him!
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 27, 2011, 11:04:43 AM: Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 26, 2011, 07:59:37 PM
By the way our newsfeed is awesome.

Add this to the newsfeed too.
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Post by: pilonv1 on August 28, 2011, 08:05:29 AM: Quote from: Armitage on August 28, 2011, 02:43:14 AM
Drunk as fuck again tonight. I may not be a frequent poster but I'm here until the end boys. Down in flames with the lot of you.

:rock
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Mupepe on August 28, 2011, 09:30:09 AM: decided to drink wine again last night. too bad I hadn't eaten in like 6 hours. no nausea or anything, but just a headache from hell
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: lennedsay on August 28, 2011, 06:16:44 PM: Went on a float trip this weekend. We disassembled a box of wine and drank it straight from the bag. CRAPPY RED WINE ALL OVER MY FACE!! And I drank an entire bottle of margaritas by myself in about an hour.

Lost my sunglasses and my dignity yesterday. :'(
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Post by: Diunx on August 28, 2011, 06:35:06 PM: Describe with details the way you lost your dignity :drool
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2011, 06:38:35 PM: Quote from: Diunx on August 28, 2011, 06:35:06 PM
Describe with details the way you lost your dignity :drool

She was probably wearing crocs
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: lennedsay on August 28, 2011, 06:49:44 PM: I wish I could. :( No idea what transpired most of the day. I do remember stopping for lunch and laying on this rocky/sandy river bank, skin stained from bag o wine, then eating half a sandwich and accidentally throwing it on the ground. I meant to throw it but I wanted it too. No clue what I was thinking.

Oh and I think I ate a pizza Lunchables. I distinctly remember someone pointing out that my hand was covered in sauce and cheese, and I kept throwing the leftover cheese at my face. That may have been when I switched to the sandwich under the suggestion of my husband.

No crocs though :yuck I was drunk AT the float, not while packing.
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Post by: BlackMage on August 28, 2011, 08:01:12 PM: So did you embarrass your husband or was he drunk too?
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Robo on August 28, 2011, 08:16:53 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on August 28, 2011, 06:16:44 PM
Went on a float trip this weekend. We disassembled a box of wine and drank it straight from the bag. CRAPPY RED WINE ALL OVER MY FACE!! And I drank an entire bottle of margaritas by myself in about an hour.

Lost my sunglasses and my dignity yesterday. :'(

I was pre-gaming in someone's house one night in college and these crazy bros showed up with a box of wine, pulled the bag out, and SLAPPED it as hard as they could before chugging and passing it off. One of them was telling this story about how they were doing this one time and the bag EXPLODED. I remember I had a nice shirt on and was beyond disturbed (and also very stoned).

Highly recommended drinking activity.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: lennedsay on August 28, 2011, 08:47:25 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on August 28, 2011, 08:01:12 PM
So did you embarrass your husband or was he drunk too?

I asked him and he said no. But yea, he was highly intoxicated, just on a lesser level. I never get drunk and he always does, so that was just payback.

:lol @ Robo I was wondering if it could explode. I was disgusted at the idea of bringing boxed wine, but it was pretty fantastic. We all looked like we were covered in blood while wine bonging on the riverbank. I'm sure the nice families floating by appreciated it.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 28, 2011, 10:15:41 PM: Did you buy an air boat?
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Post by: lennedsay on August 28, 2011, 10:31:39 PM: We rented canoes and air boats. The campsite loaded them up and took them to the beginning for us, a bus drove us to the start of the float, and we just floated back to the site, left all the boats at the bank.
Title: Re: Real talk - what happens if you drink an entire bottle of wine?
Post by: Mupepe on August 29, 2011, 09:32:52 AM: i bet Len is a slutty drink. :( I wish I could have seen that