You could just have sex in the shower
go in there with a lobster bib
Some sort of mints would be handy to keep around just in case.
listen i don't want to get into weird butthole stuff, i just want to pleasure my partner.
i'm not prepared to baste anything in my bedroom.
listen i don't want to get into weird butthole stuff, i just want to pleasure my partner.
No one is surprised buttholes remind you of sticky white fluid.Damn straight
newsfeed.listen i don't want to get into weird butthole stuff, i just want to pleasure my partner.
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Wait, is this the forum where I can make the threads the GAF would never allow?:maf
someone correct me here, but is the tongue supposed to enter the butthole? AFAIK the butthole does not have a clitoris or glans to focus onIf you go looking for gold, you'll probably find it. Keep that in mind.
Do it with jelly or syrup, I prefer syrup.
Yeah, just remember its a rimjob, stay outta the danger zone.
There's nothing wrong with it in most cases. But it's like going to Mexico and being surprised when you see a Mexican. What the hell did you expect sticking your tongue in there?Yeah, just remember its a rimjob, stay outta the danger zone.
I went a couple of times into the danger zone. It wasn't bad, then again it was clean.
Based on the title, I thought this was going to be another Taco Bell thread.
You're not really supposed to dive right in. Just tease it.
No, I get naked like everyone else. I just don't enjoy it very much. I find the actual act of sex pretty gross. But I like the passion and emotion side.
That's why I probably wouldn't enjoy a hooker.
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One of the best things ever is laying on the bed naked after sex while the ceiling fan is blowing around the smell of sweat and juices. I also love when the breeze of the fan on my dick and pelvic area feels cold because of all the pussy juice she left behind. I'd question my sexuality if I didn't like the smell of a naked girl in my bed.
WTF do you smell during sex?
Sweat, and vagina, and... that's about it. If she hasn't washed her hair, I guess you smell that when you get in close.
Anyway, don't lick butthole. Only gay men have an excuse to do this.
So... I'm guessing about4 months until the coming out thread.
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno
u guys can smell pussy all u want if i wanted to smell a mixture of seaweed and canola oil i'd eat at mcdonaldsnicca, you gay
I've heard sticking your tongue too deep into a butthole can cause a butthole gag reflex resulting in the various forms shit takes rushing out at you like an angry gopher or tsunami that has rushed over land for a mile or two
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One of the best things ever is laying on the bed naked after sex while the ceiling fan is blowing around the smell of sweat and juices. I also love when the breeze of the fan on my dick and pelvic area feels cold because of all the pussy juice she left behind. I'd question my sexuality if I didn't like the smell of a naked girl in my bed.
I've heard sticking your tongue too deep into a butthole can cause a butthole gag reflex resulting in the various forms shit takes rushing out at you like an angry gopher or tsunami that has rushed over land for a mile or two
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno
how do you shave yourself while refusing to look at a cunt?
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno
how do you shave yourself while refusing to look at a cunt?
this thread...is REAL
I was okay with some people being against/weirded out by anal but going down on bitches? common man
I was okay with some people being against/weirded out by anal but going down on bitches? common man
you dont return the favor?
I was okay with some people being against/weirded out by anal but going down on bitches? common man
No, I get naked like everyone else. I just don't enjoy it very much. I find the actual act of sex pretty gross. But I like the passion and emotion side.
That's why I probably wouldn't enjoy a hooker.
Sara Jay is disgusting.
Drugs are the mall that we all have to visit.