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Title: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 22, 2012, 12:42:14 AM
:nsfw
are "pre-game" moist wipes fair game? i do not want to be rude. i just want to lick in and around an asshole to the best of my ability.
:nsfw
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 22, 2012, 12:43:37 AM
Wait you can marquee on the bore?

:yuck

omg fuck yes
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 22, 2012, 12:44:47 AM
i just want it to be more  :P than  >:( :yuck :maf.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 22, 2012, 12:45:33 AM
hahaha "hold it babe, gettin some wipes. stay sexy"
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 22, 2012, 12:46:10 AM
go in there with a lobster bib
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 22, 2012, 12:47:12 AM
the wipes would be in a predetermined neutral zone i.e. not the bathroom.. in the same drawer as i keep the condoms. what i want to know is whether or not it's insulting to bust one out before i eat the ass.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 22, 2012, 12:48:38 AM
You could just have sex in the shower
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 22, 2012, 12:51:21 AM
Hide a wipe in your mouth, position it over your tongue for the first lick, spit it under the bed real cool like.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 22, 2012, 12:51:25 AM
someone correct me here, but is the tongue supposed to enter the butthole? AFAIK the butthole does not have a clitoris or glans to focus on
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Bebpo on March 22, 2012, 12:54:37 AM
You could just have sex in the shower

But then you could slip and break your back and you'd have to tell your grandkids you were crippled eating butt.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 22, 2012, 12:55:50 AM
yeah i don't really want to get into it, but the logistics of eating ass in my shower just don't work out.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 22, 2012, 12:59:14 AM
Do it with jelly or syrup, I prefer syrup.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 22, 2012, 12:59:55 AM
Stick in a finger first to see if there's any brown.  I haven't done it before but that seems obvious.  Also, insist that she shave all hairs if she hasn't already. 
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: The Sceneman on March 22, 2012, 01:01:30 AM
go in there with a lobster bib

:rofl

anyway if you are going to give your special someone a rimjob I find it helps to get pretty drunk beforehand
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: The Sceneman on March 22, 2012, 01:03:34 AM
nvm tmi
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Robo on March 22, 2012, 01:12:56 AM
Clearly you came to the right place to ask this question.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 22, 2012, 01:13:03 AM
uncalled for. you've never heard my voice nor is "oral diarrhea" even the preferred phrasing of your clever insult. So start talking asshole or leave.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 22, 2012, 01:14:22 AM
now I can't stop thinking about "oral diarrhea"
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Momo on March 22, 2012, 01:15:21 AM
Some sort of mints would be handy to keep around just in case.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 22, 2012, 01:18:59 AM
Some sort of mints would be handy to keep around just in case.

Yeah, try shoving them in the asshole in question, then shake them for like a minute.  Problem solved.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 22, 2012, 01:27:59 AM
I dunno, wouldn't you need like an enema bag to reliably get listerine in someone's asshole?  A funnel at the very least.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Himu on March 22, 2012, 01:28:25 AM
So you're keen on trying chitlins, eh?
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 22, 2012, 01:31:44 AM
listen i don't want to get into weird butthole stuff, i just want to pleasure my partner.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Himu on March 22, 2012, 01:32:19 AM
Turkey basters are a good multi-use tool. You could use it like a dildo after the rim job too.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Himu on March 22, 2012, 01:33:00 AM
listen i don't want to get into weird butthole stuff, i just want to pleasure my partner.

wait until tomorrow for a serious reply from mupepe
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 22, 2012, 01:33:35 AM
i'm not prepared to baste anything in my bedroom.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Himu on March 22, 2012, 01:35:08 AM
i'm not prepared to baste anything in my bedroom.

don't do it in the kitchen, that's how you get ants.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 22, 2012, 01:35:13 AM
What kind of wine does with that, Billy?
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 22, 2012, 01:36:17 AM
Thank You Baste God
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Momo on March 22, 2012, 01:40:11 AM
Suddenly im reminded I used to sit next to a kid that ate paste in woodshop
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 22, 2012, 01:42:31 AM
listen i don't want to get into weird butthole stuff, i just want to pleasure my partner.

Quote of the night
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 22, 2012, 01:50:42 AM
Use wetnaps if you can't make your partner shower first. Problem solved.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Momo on March 22, 2012, 01:53:21 AM
No one is surprised buttholes remind you of sticky white fluid.
Damn straight
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Himu on March 22, 2012, 01:56:59 AM
listen i don't want to get into weird butthole stuff, i just want to pleasure my partner.

Quote of the night
newsfeed.

.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Timedog on March 22, 2012, 01:59:31 AM
Wait, is this the forum where I can make the threads the GAF would never allow?
:maf

edit: is Count Drugula the Australian electronic musician SPOD?
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Himu on March 22, 2012, 02:13:30 AM
count dragula is wrath2x

and yes, you can post threads gaf would never allow
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 22, 2012, 02:32:07 AM
Way to sell out, stringer bell.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Enl on March 22, 2012, 03:30:05 AM
Smear it with chocolate and dive on in.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2012, 03:50:07 AM
Fuck wipes, I'm not touching it unless I spray some Fabreeze in it
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Boogie on March 22, 2012, 08:55:29 AM
Wait, is this the forum where I can make the threads the GAF would never allow?
:maf


For you?  No.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 22, 2012, 08:58:51 AM
Pre-rim the butthole with juicy apple chapstick
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Reb on March 22, 2012, 09:12:48 AM
don't fight it; just rim the corn
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 22, 2012, 09:43:20 AM
don't chew
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: bud on March 22, 2012, 10:26:20 AM
guys, how do you go down on a girl?
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Mupepe on March 22, 2012, 10:32:36 AM
someone correct me here, but is the tongue supposed to enter the butthole? AFAIK the butthole does not have a clitoris or glans to focus on
If you go looking for gold, you'll probably find it.  Keep that in mind.

Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on March 22, 2012, 10:34:40 AM
Wear a condom on your tongue.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Brehvolution on March 22, 2012, 10:58:52 AM
If you want a test drive without the fecal matter, put your tongue on a 9 volt battery.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: bork on March 22, 2012, 11:02:08 AM
Do it with jelly or syrup, I prefer syrup.

(http://www.moviespad.com/photos/chris-rock-funny-c9196.jpg)
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 11:19:28 AM
Stick ur dick in first so that when u eat ull have a familiar taste
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Steve Youngblood on March 22, 2012, 01:01:57 PM
Based on the title, I thought this was going to be another Taco Bell thread.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 22, 2012, 01:02:26 PM
If her butthole puckers and spasms, bail out
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 22, 2012, 01:04:59 PM
Yeah, just remember its a rimjob, stay outta the danger zone.

I went a couple of times into the danger zone. It wasn't bad, then again it was clean.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: demi on March 22, 2012, 01:13:47 PM
You're not really supposed to dive right in. Just tease it.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Mupepe on March 22, 2012, 01:17:08 PM
Yeah, just remember its a rimjob, stay outta the danger zone.

I went a couple of times into the danger zone. It wasn't bad, then again it was clean.
There's nothing wrong with it in most cases.  But it's like going to Mexico and being surprised when you see a Mexican.  What the hell did you expect sticking your tongue in there?
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Robo on March 22, 2012, 01:18:58 PM
Based on the title, I thought this was going to be another Taco Bell thread.

Same advice both ways: wash it down with a cup of Baja Blast.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 22, 2012, 01:39:41 PM
You're not really supposed to dive right in. Just tease it.

That's usually what goes down 90% of the time... But there are times when you just want to tongue-fuck.

It curiosity man, I've stuck my tongue in(to) more hazardous places (power sockets, freezers, coal, etc).
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Bebpo on March 22, 2012, 02:31:32 PM
This thread kind of makes me want to throw up :(  I am not good with grosssssness

Hell I don't even like the whole naked aspect of sex, because sweat + skin smells gross, especially when you add in juices  :yuck


But then, I am OCD about cleanliness.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 22, 2012, 02:36:05 PM
Bebpo fucks through the boxer dickhole confirmed
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Bebpo on March 22, 2012, 02:40:30 PM
No, I get naked like everyone else.  I just don't enjoy it very much.  I find the actual act of sex pretty gross.  But I like the passion and emotion side. 

That's why I probably wouldn't enjoy a hooker.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Bebpo on March 22, 2012, 02:48:39 PM
Ok, that came across wrong.  *I* have no problems with being naked.  And I am naked quite often in my home of homes.  I just dislike the smells that accompany being with another person naked in the act of sex because they are kind of gross body smells.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Timber on March 22, 2012, 02:58:48 PM
(http://imgur.com/XyDHu.png)
(http://imgur.com/nzRrR.png)
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 22, 2012, 03:02:40 PM
:rofl :rofl

:bow Timber :bow2
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 03:05:42 PM
if bebpo didn't have photographic evidence of his hotness that would be the biggest series of posts by a virgin trying to hide it ever.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Mupepe on March 22, 2012, 03:14:23 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

One of the best things ever is laying on the bed naked after sex while the ceiling fan is blowing around the smell of sweat and juices.  I also love when the breeze of the fan on my dick and pelvic area feels cold because of all the pussy juice she left behind.  I'd question my sexuality if I didn't like the smell of a naked girl in my bed.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Diunx on March 22, 2012, 03:30:49 PM
No, I get naked like everyone else.  I just don't enjoy it very much.  I find the actual act of sex pretty gross.  But I like the passion and emotion side. 

That's why I probably wouldn't enjoy a hooker.

:rofl
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: T-Short on March 22, 2012, 03:33:21 PM
(http://imgur.com/XyDHu.png)
(http://imgur.com/nzRrR.png)

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 22, 2012, 03:44:09 PM

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=37969.msg1467172#msg1467172
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Brehvolution on March 22, 2012, 03:52:58 PM

One of the best things ever is laying on the bed naked after sex while the ceiling fan is blowing around the smell of sweat and juices.  I also love when the breeze of the fan on my dick and pelvic area feels cold because of all the pussy juice she left behind.  I'd question my sexuality if I didn't like the smell of a naked girl in my bed.

This. :drool
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Robo on March 22, 2012, 03:54:59 PM
This thread got amazing.  :rofl
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 22, 2012, 03:58:10 PM
Bebpuuuuuuuu~~~~~

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Title: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Reb on March 22, 2012, 04:04:11 PM
So... I'm guessing about4 months until the coming out thread.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: demi on March 22, 2012, 04:18:56 PM
Poor Bebpo.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 04:22:05 PM
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Bebpo on March 22, 2012, 04:29:31 PM
WTF do you smell during sex?

Sweat, and vagina, and... that's about it. If she hasn't washed her hair, I guess you smell that when you get in close.

Anyway, don't lick butthole. Only gay men have an excuse to do this.

Yeah, and both of those are smells I dislike.  The latter more than the former.

So... I'm guessing about4 months until the coming out thread.

If I was OCD about cleanliness and sensitive to smells, and the thought of eating butt makes me want to throw up, why would I enjoy going for the side where your main activity is revolved around a butthole?

i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno

If it wasn't for the smell I'd be ok.  I've been with about a half-dozen girls and all of them smelled really good with their clothes on, but down there they all smell the same (just like I assume all our cock & balls smell the same).  I try to do the girl a favor by putting a light touch of cologne down in that region to cover the cock/balls smell; but I've never met a girl who puts perfume down there :|
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Mupepe on March 22, 2012, 04:41:41 PM
wtf?  How can you hate the smell of pussy?  I've smelled some nasty chicks in my time, but it's never been the fault of the pussy.  It's because the girl was nasty.  But the smell of a sweet clean pussy is fucking amazing.  Lick a girl's puss right after a shower and tell me you don't love that smell.  If you still hate it you're probably a nomosexual.  And putting cologne on your balls is a bit weird, bro. 

I love Bebpo so much.  I think he trolls us all.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 22, 2012, 04:44:46 PM
would you stop with the vagina talk this thread is about around the corner (where FUDGE is made  8))
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 04:45:44 PM
u guys can smell pussy all u want if i wanted to smell a mixture of seaweed and canola oil i'd eat at mcdonalds
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Skidmark on March 22, 2012, 04:48:43 PM
You two have a sexy bath together, go to the bedroom, go for it.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Mupepe on March 22, 2012, 04:50:44 PM
u guys can smell pussy all u want if i wanted to smell a mixture of seaweed and canola oil i'd eat at mcdonalds
nicca, you gay
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 04:51:22 PM
ive never eaten pussay except once in 8th grade :)
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 22, 2012, 05:03:45 PM
I've heard sticking your tongue too deep into a butthole can cause a butthole gag reflex resulting in the various forms shit takes rushing out at you like an angry gopher or tsunami that has rushed over land for a mile or two
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Robo on March 22, 2012, 05:08:59 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: cool breeze on March 22, 2012, 05:10:31 PM
I've heard sticking your tongue too deep into a butthole can cause a butthole gag reflex resulting in the various forms shit takes rushing out at you like an angry gopher or tsunami that has rushed over land for a mile or two
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Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Mupepe on March 22, 2012, 05:13:07 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

wtf
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Bloodwake on March 22, 2012, 05:27:34 PM
My reactions to this thread:

:lol :lol :lol

One of the best things ever is laying on the bed naked after sex while the ceiling fan is blowing around the smell of sweat and juices.  I also love when the breeze of the fan on my dick and pelvic area feels cold because of all the pussy juice she left behind.  I'd question my sexuality if I didn't like the smell of a naked girl in my bed.

"God, i haven't been laid for so long, this sounds awesome."

I've heard sticking your tongue too deep into a butthole can cause a butthole gag reflex resulting in the various forms shit takes rushing out at you like an angry gopher or tsunami that has rushed over land for a mile or two

" :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck"
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: demi on March 22, 2012, 05:27:44 PM
Not all gays are into buttholes... most are familiar with it though.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: demi on March 22, 2012, 05:37:50 PM
lol, wtf? you spray your dick with febreeze? just wash and keep yer shit well kept. bebpoooooooooooooo
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 22, 2012, 05:49:57 PM
sex smell doesn't bother me.  kinda gets me off.  The one thing that grosses me out the most is when I have to wear one of those spermicide condoms, and they just have the weirdest feel and smell.  mix that in with a wet vagina, it's queef city and smells bad.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 22, 2012, 05:58:47 PM
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno

how do you shave yourself while refusing to look at a cunt?
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2012, 06:10:34 PM
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno

*daps*
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 22, 2012, 06:12:07 PM
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno

how do you shave yourself while refusing to look at a cunt?

So tempted to post wall of vaginas just for methodis
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 06:14:45 PM
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno

how do you shave yourself while refusing to look at a cunt?

funny joke
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 22, 2012, 06:18:20 PM
Baste god is actually pretty dope pun.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 22, 2012, 06:26:40 PM
Anyway guys. Ever since I joined, by small increments, the posting quality has improved on a collective level. Now, I'm not one to burn a petard, because thats against my usp. Just saying that it's all thanks to Awesome O and the other nameless fission.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 22, 2012, 06:49:39 PM
Drugs are the mall that we all have to visit.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: parallax on March 22, 2012, 06:54:27 PM
this thread is fucking killing me man.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 22, 2012, 06:59:39 PM
So how many posts until I get senior meme, because if its 6000 that's utterly fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 22, 2012, 07:00:48 PM
this thread...is REAL
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 07:06:12 PM
this thread...is REAL

REAL BAD
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Huff on March 22, 2012, 07:44:42 PM
I was okay with some people being against/weirded out by anal but going down on bitches? common man
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: parallax on March 22, 2012, 07:53:28 PM
I was okay with some people being against/weirded out by anal but going down on bitches? common man

you dont return the favor?
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Huff on March 22, 2012, 07:56:57 PM
I was okay with some people being against/weirded out by anal but going down on bitches? common man

you dont return the favor?

I'm a bit drunk, so my statement meant to be for oral. It's my go to move, can slirp on puss forever
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 22, 2012, 08:41:03 PM
I was okay with some people being against/weirded out by anal but going down on bitches? common man

Why choose?

(http://i.imgur.com/ey1RL.jpg)
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 22, 2012, 10:46:27 PM
This thread is amazing
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 22, 2012, 11:15:25 PM
i'm fucking dying here :rofl

licking butthole is cool if the girl's into it
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Trent Dole on March 22, 2012, 11:16:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AgOfT.png)
      /
I eat buttholes
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: demi on March 22, 2012, 11:17:51 PM
No, I get naked like everyone else.  I just don't enjoy it very much.  I find the actual act of sex pretty gross.  But I like the passion and emotion side. 

That's why I probably wouldn't enjoy a hooker.

This explains so much about some people I know.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Momo on March 23, 2012, 12:19:55 AM
The only sex smell I find to be off-putting is that freshly opened latex condom smell :yuck
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2012, 12:50:10 AM
I've never cared about feelings during sex other than the thrill of victory at finally getting a girl naked.  I'd love to feel the exhiliration of splashing a girl's face but I haven't been bold enough to try that. 

Also, pussy doesn't smell that great.  One girl was sweet enough to always soap herself downstairs before sex but I still wouldn't put my face near it.  It always bothered me when I could still smell that musky odor on myself when I leave.  I wanna take a shower and change all my clothes but that seems kinda rude. 
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 23, 2012, 01:01:14 AM
I'm sure you rather smell a BBC
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2012, 01:04:43 AM
I wouldn't mind sandwiching a pornstar with PD as long as I get to pick the girl.  If it's up to PD, he'd probably pick a cheeseburger. 
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2012, 01:41:46 AM
You know who I'd pick, don't kid yourself.

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Sara Jay
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Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2012, 01:54:17 AM
:lol

I was pretty sure you were going with Gianna.  Seriously though, no whales.  :yuck
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2012, 02:11:00 AM
C'mon PD, you know you'd pick Alexis Texas.  Finally get her some black cock.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2012, 02:20:38 AM
fffu, I change my vote to Alexis Texas
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2012, 02:26:45 AM
:smug
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2012, 02:40:31 AM
Let's keep it to chicks that do IR because dodgers would most likely turn down the offer.  If we talking about all bitches, then I would pick from Kayden Kross, Jessica Jaymes, Jesse Jane, Kirsten Price, Nikki Benz and Raven Alexis. 

Sara Jay is disgusting.

I'm willing to compromise with Julia Ann if PD insists on not having the fitness body with a big rack which I love.  Julia Ann used to be lean as hell but her body has gone kinda soft ever since she started doing IR regularly. 
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: blame space on March 23, 2012, 02:50:26 AM
epic non-butthole centric posts about porn stars guys so much win
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 23, 2012, 06:17:51 PM
if we're gonna talk about epic T/A pornstars who are mildly disgusting as well, gotta go with Lisa Ann.  I just wanna know what it feels like to be titfucked by bricks
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 23, 2012, 07:17:07 PM
The appeal of Lisa Ann is that ass. My god. She has this Italian feisty quality about her too. With that said theres a vid of her in the early 90's and she looks like a completely different person.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: BlackMage on March 25, 2012, 07:06:47 PM
Love is.. gladly eating her poop.
Title: Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
Post by: Diunx on March 25, 2012, 08:28:47 PM
Drugs are the mall that we all have to visit.

Wise words.