THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: benjipwns on July 11, 2012, 09:07:13 AM

Title: MOTHERFUCKIN BIRDS
Post by: benjipwns on July 11, 2012, 09:07:13 AM: Anyone else a loser enough to feed them past why they may have objectively accepted reason to?

Got a shit load of these this year, all over the place, being dicks, yelling, thinking they're tiny birds:
(http://www.ownbyphotography.com/bluejay-1075C.jpg)

These have been all over since I moved in:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-k15cGhTpc-0/T1fCL7dO-HI/AAAAAAAAA5w/J7F4-zvEHto/s1600/House+sparrows.jpg)

Plus cardinals, two couples, one has a feather issue, other pair has some disorder with their feet. Mourning doves are a couple and a single. Single likes to just hang out on the deck and chill. Gold and house finches were around for a couple years then disappeared, are back now.

Chickadees are the ultimate bird, they don't give a fuck about anything:
(http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/PHOTO/LARGE/black_capped_chickadee_glamour.jpg)
My great grandpa (Cadillac/Lake City) used to chill out in his yard with a book in one hand, sunflowers in his other to feed the chickadees and squirrels. Alas, he liked Michigan.

I get others but I already feel like a 75 year old woman just talking about it.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKIN BIRDS
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 11, 2012, 02:52:34 PM: I live in a cat free zone, so I see birds.
There's a lesser spotted woodpecker that feeds here often
(http://cambsbirdclub.blogspot.co.uk/2009/02/lesser-spotted-woo19.html)

I sometimes see green woodpeckers around, they look a bit like kingfishers
(http://woodpeckersofeurope.blogspot.co.adult-female.html)

Lots of robins, those cute little psychopaths.
(http://thobbins.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/robin.jpg)

It's weird that most girls are pro-cat.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKIN BIRDS
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 11, 2012, 02:57:18 PM: Ask them what birds they are.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKIN BIRDS
Post by: Pringo on July 11, 2012, 03:01:54 PM: Quote from: The Business on July 11, 2012, 02:55:42 PM
How do you learn what birds are in your yard?

I use this book: http://www.amazon.ca/National-Audubon-Society-American-Birds-W/dp/0679428518 (http://www.amazon.ca/National-Audubon-Society-American-Birds-W/dp/0679428518)
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKIN BIRDS
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2012, 03:05:52 PM: I feed the birds. I have a big ass feeder with CHOICE FUCKIN FEED. They eat so well and want for nothing. I've seen birds sitting on their FUCKING BELLIES scoopin food from the ground into their beakz.

Then I went away for a week and forgot to fill the feeder and they left- but they're back again. AWWW YEAH! SHIT ON THAT FEEDER! GOTTA REPLACE IT SOON SO I DONT GET THE SICK
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKIN BIRDS
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 11, 2012, 03:12:15 PM: I've had blue jays wake me up every morning this summer. Fuckers screech like hell.
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKIN BIRDS
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2012, 03:13:13 PM: ive had woodpeckers bangin on the goddamned chimney before- that made me GRRRRR
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKIN BIRDS
Post by: Brehvolution on July 11, 2012, 03:27:32 PM: A blackbird made a nest and eggs IN MY GRILL!! Pigeons tried to take over my garage! fuck birds
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKIN BIRDS
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 11, 2012, 03:57:44 PM: I see a lot of these around:

(http://i.imgur.com/6ckY7.jpg)
Title: Re: MOTHERFUCKIN BIRDS
Post by: pickle on July 12, 2012, 12:50:01 AM: Birds r cay-ute. :heart