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Title: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2013, 04:01:12 PM: I need cock.

No work today, so I decided to drink a bottle of wine to down my depression.

I need dick.

I'm going to the gay club tonight, even though I don't want to, because I'M NOT GAY, but I definitely plan on getting fucked tonight.

WHO ELSE NEEDS DICK?!
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Post by: Shadow Mod on March 07, 2013, 04:02:05 PM: Me.

I got a headache too.

Orgasms help.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 07, 2013, 04:02:38 PM: Im more on the dick supplying to vagina end of spectrum of things.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2013, 04:03:32 PM: THICK, VEINY DICK. :drool DOING KEGELS :mouf
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2013, 04:05:30 PM: Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 07, 2013, 04:02:05 PM
Me.

I got a headache too.

Orgasms help.

TELL IT
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Post by: benjipwns on March 07, 2013, 04:05:44 PM: (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B46l1E-7fm0/ST9QVNEVM_I/AAAAAAAAAl4/dx3bvOCKgM8/s400/bangs.no.nixon.jpg)
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 07, 2013, 04:07:18 PM: Quote from: Ben Kingsley on March 07, 2013, 04:05:33 PM
Interesting philosophical question: If you (a transitioning mtf) gets butt plunged by some gay guy, is that on some level hetero (because you're a girl, by your own estimation)?

Totally hetero imho for himu, but could be kind of gay for he guy.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2013, 04:07:41 PM: Quote from: Ben Kingsley on March 07, 2013, 04:05:33 PM
Interesting philosophical question: If you (a transitioning mtf) gets butt plunged by some gay guy, is that on some level hetero (because you're a girl, by your own estimation)?

YES. It is!

Guy on guy is gross to me and makes me feel sick

:'(
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 07, 2013, 04:09:46 PM: Himu i almost once got it on with a cheeseburger by accident and she was a total lady not a dude I support you 100%
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: king of the internet on March 07, 2013, 04:10:53 PM: I'm not using mine, you could borrow it if you'd like.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Pringo on March 07, 2013, 04:11:12 PM: Quote from: Ben Kingsley on March 07, 2013, 04:05:33 PM
Interesting philosophical question: If you (a transitioning mtf) gets butt plunged by some gay guy, is that on some level hetero (because you're a girl, by your own estimation)?

(http://i.imgur.com/tzNmHqC.png)
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2013, 04:14:46 PM: CLASH BATTLE:

favorite part of gay clubs: going to the restroom urinal and being surrounded by HOT DICK or putting cash in the strippers briefs and feel up his cock

I also like how so many men try to court me at gay clubs but it's as a man and it's GROSS :maf but the sex :drool
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 07, 2013, 04:17:16 PM: You're a beautiful butterfly hun
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2013, 04:19:01 PM: you're so supportive! and i'm so drunk!
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2013, 04:21:04 PM: Gay men are not attracted to women. So I'll have to go to the TG club and meet a chaser. Hopefully he's not with a wife like a lot of the girls tell me there. I just want a man who accepts me. :(

last time i went to the tg club i was invited into a threesome and some guy massaged my tits. made me mad uncomfortable so I left.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 07, 2013, 04:47:50 PM: Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 07, 2013, 04:02:05 PM
Me.

I got a headache too.

Orgasms help.
I'll volunteer--wait you expect an orgasm. Nevermind.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2013, 05:17:16 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 07, 2013, 04:07:41 PM
Quote from: Ben Kingsley on March 07, 2013, 04:05:33 PM
Interesting philosophical question: If you (a transitioning mtf) gets butt plunged by some gay guy, is that on some level hetero (because you're a girl, by your own estimation)?

YES. It is!

Guy on guy is gross to me and makes me feel sick

:'(
So intolerant
:ufup
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: tiesto on March 07, 2013, 05:19:55 PM: I've never been to a gay club but I did go to a party headlined by Hercules and Love Affair (they sucked, I was mostly there to see Aeroplane and James Zabiela and Shinichi Osawa who didn't even show up :( ). I think my friend and I were the only straight people there.
Title: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 07, 2013, 05:22:32 PM: Dude, just get really drunk, put on a nice dress and lurk around your nearest underpass or bus terminal at night.
For science.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Beezy on March 07, 2013, 05:29:42 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2013, 05:17:16 PM
So intolerant
:ufup
:lol
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Fifstar on March 07, 2013, 05:47:14 PM: Quote from: tiesto on March 07, 2013, 05:19:55 PM
I've never been to a gay club but I did go to a party headlined by Hercules and Love Affair (they sucked,

Tststs

Great band, even if only the dancers are really live at their shows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4x9XrMRjgQ
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Lan on March 07, 2013, 06:27:28 PM: this thread.. this thread....
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Robo on March 07, 2013, 06:51:04 PM: Need some dick here; my PM box has tons of space. Thanks in advance!
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: hampster on March 07, 2013, 07:19:09 PM: For me masturbating with a headache only makes the headache worse :'(
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Beezy on March 07, 2013, 07:32:52 PM: Quote from: Lan on March 07, 2013, 06:27:28 PM
this thread.. this thread....
...is terrible?
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Eli Gulgin on March 07, 2013, 07:39:37 PM: Quote from: Beezy on March 07, 2013, 07:32:52 PM
Quote from: Lan on March 07, 2013, 06:27:28 PM
this thread.. this thread....
...is terrible?

...needs more dick.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: BlackMage on March 07, 2013, 07:52:39 PM: Who wants it?
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Robo on March 07, 2013, 07:58:04 PM: Quote from: hampster on March 07, 2013, 07:19:09 PM
For me masturbating with a headache only makes the headache worse :'(

It goes away in the short term, but you pay dearly for that temporary relief immediately after you spurt.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 08:27:34 PM: never read a convincing explanation for why you feel great after sex but horrible after beating off (at least, I do - headache, crankiness, fatigue out of all proportion to the physical exertion)

still worth it of course but i remain curious
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2013, 08:32:23 PM: This thread makes me kind of sad... mainly because I'm incapable of just going somewhere and picking up a straight chick for meaningless sex.

Well, "incapable" is probably a strong qualifier. "Not very good at" is better I suppose.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Polari on March 07, 2013, 08:32:37 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 08:27:34 PM
never read a convincing explanation for why you feel great after sex but horrible after beating off (at least, I do - headache, crankiness, fatigue out of all proportion to the physical exertion)

still worth it of course but i remain curious

I feel self-loathing either way.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 07, 2013, 08:47:18 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 07, 2013, 08:32:23 PM
This thread makes me kind of sad... mainly because I'm incapable of just going somewhere.
end of the sentence for me.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2013, 09:09:38 PM: I'm still drunk. :( and after eating dinner I'm still going!
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: tiesto on March 07, 2013, 09:43:42 PM: Quote from: Fifstar on March 07, 2013, 05:47:14 PM
Quote from: tiesto on March 07, 2013, 05:19:55 PM
I've never been to a gay club but I did go to a party headlined by Hercules and Love Affair (they sucked,

Tststs

Great band, even if only the dancers are really live at their shows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4x9XrMRjgQ

I am a fan of "Blind" and "You Belong", but the performance was pretty disappointing.. they had Nomi Ruiz (whom I normally like) do the singing but something sounded very off with the acoustics, turning the vocals into a giant sludge... and the backing music all sounded extremely samey. So maybe not "they sucked", just that I expected much more. Aeroplane and Zabs killed it though (and got to shake Zabs hand at the end), so I'm glad I went.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2013, 10:13:14 PM: What the fuck Tiesto. This thread is about throbbing hard cock!
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: lennedsay on March 07, 2013, 10:14:28 PM: I got mad dick yesterday, and I was a much better person to be around today.

My co-workers were MUCH appreciative.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2013, 10:16:01 PM: I'm so happy for you! Now it is my turn!
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2013, 10:32:16 PM: Do you wear a wig to the TG bar, also how do the guys there know you're TG
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: tiesto on March 07, 2013, 10:36:50 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 07, 2013, 10:13:14 PM
What the fuck Tiesto. This thread is about throbbing hard cock!

Nomi Ruiz has a throbbing hard cheeseburger cock though!!

(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/57932683/Nomi+Ruiz+Hercules+and+Love+Affair+Nomi.jpg)
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2013, 10:38:29 PM: I do not wear a wig to the tg bar. They don't know. I was talking to this one trans girl and said I was trans too and just came from the tg center around the corner and asked when they'll be open. Then she started flirting with me and shit and started grinding on my pants and then felt my boobs up. She invited me to a threesome with some guy and told him to feel my chest. "They're real!" She said to wait up, she was going to the restroom. I took this as my chance to leave. I hate that club, it is incredibly trashy and mostly for cross dressers and diva queens.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2013, 10:44:20 PM: Lot of people needing dick in this forum, looks like.
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Post by: BlackMage on March 07, 2013, 10:47:06 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 07, 2013, 10:38:29 PM
I do not wear a wig to the tg bar. They don't know. I was talking to this one trans girl and said I was trans too and just came from the tg center around the corner and asked when they'll be open. Then she started flirting with me and shit and started grinding on my pants and then felt my boobs up. She invited me to a threesome with some guy and told him to feel my chest. "They're real!" She said to wait up, she was going to the restroom. I took this as my chance to leave. I hate that club, it is incredibly trashy and mostly for cross dressers and diva queens.

wait.. what have i missed since i've been gone? ???
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 08, 2013, 12:00:34 AM: I've been think about going to a gay club, just for the experience of it but I'm somewhat scared to go a club by myself. Also while the possibility of getting laid is nice, random sex with someone I just met is :-\.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 12:05:10 AM: Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on March 08, 2013, 12:00:34 AM
I've been think about going to a gay club, just for the experience of it but I'm somewhat scared to go a club by myself. Also while the possibility of getting laid is nice, random sex with someone I just met is :-\.

WIMP.

Do it! If you don't want sex you have to do it. Just exchange numbers like always.
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Post by: drew on March 08, 2013, 12:40:55 AM: jesus christ dude, way to be ALL UP IN ALL YALL FACE. BETCH. tis not necessary you literal raging homo.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 12:56:18 AM: I want Junpei-chan out of her shell. Fuck you :maf
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: chronovore on March 08, 2013, 01:10:19 AM: Quote from: lennedsay on March 07, 2013, 10:14:28 PM
I got mad dick yesterday, and I was a much better person to be around today.

My co-workers were MUCH appreciative.

:lol at "mad dick." We need a new emoticon.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: nudemacusers on March 08, 2013, 01:13:27 AM: I gave my wife some dick this morning. But where is my dick? 5 years of this marriage and not even one time :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Beezy on March 08, 2013, 01:19:38 AM: Quote from: drew on March 08, 2013, 12:40:55 AM
jesus christ dude, way to be ALL UP IN ALL YALL FACE. BETCH. tis not necessary you literal raging homo.
Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 08, 2013, 01:13:27 AM
I gave my wife some dick this morning. But where is my dick? 5 years of this marriage and not even one time :'( :'( :'( :'(
:rofl
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 01:22:31 AM: Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
:pachah
Title: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Huff on March 08, 2013, 01:23:20 AM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 08, 2013, 01:13:27 AM
I gave my wife some dick this morning. But where is my dick? 5 years of this marriage and not even one time :'( :'( :'( :'(

Drop everything and give your wife what she wants!

That'a marriage right?
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: nudemacusers on March 08, 2013, 01:23:31 AM: I bet tupac has taken a few dicks in his time.
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Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 01:31:16 AM: Tupac was a total bottom
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 01:33:56 AM: I don't tolerate blasphemy aimed at the GOAT
:pacspit
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: nudemacusers on March 08, 2013, 01:35:10 AM: i bet biggie played with his nips while he jammed his big poppa into him.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 01:35:33 AM: You're right Pac was the Gayest Of All Time.
Title: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 08, 2013, 01:45:59 AM: If he wasn't gay, he probably wouldn't have been raped in prison.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 01:46:05 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is2a7oPTVzk
:fbm

ok he sounds a bit wilde mango here but Pac was always a chameleon. He was just displaying his range :wow
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 01:52:46 AM: The GOAT got butt reamed by thick veiny cock PD. That makes him even better.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 08, 2013, 01:54:34 AM: Biggie and Pac had relations? :-X
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 02:07:06 AM: Ended up meeting this really cute guy at a club. He is andro and femme. He was wearing eyeliner, mascara, had on tight girl jeans, and these cute uggs (something I never say). Also, had the longest and pretty braids ever. I love his hair. I am extremely attracted to him. We hit it off, and exchanged numbers. Probably won't turn into anything but he is so cool. We went to a drag show at that trashy place I talked about and had some beers while we watched his friend to her thing. Jesus Christ he's so pretty. :heartbeat
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 02:13:19 AM: He is the hot guy in red next to me. The person dancing is his friend :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft3Y2BpLvSU
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Beezy on March 08, 2013, 02:22:17 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 01:22:31 AM
Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
:pachah
:mynicca
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM: Dicks are overrated.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Yeti on March 08, 2013, 02:35:14 AM: Himu would you date another trans person? And would you consider yourselves to be lesbians?
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 03:03:09 AM: Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2013, 02:35:14 AM
Himu would you date another trans person? And would you consider yourselves to be lesbians?

Sure why not
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: nudemacusers on March 08, 2013, 03:09:54 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM
Dicks are overrated.
fuck you my dick is great and i love it.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 03:13:42 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM
Dicks are overrated.

Ban this filth.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: nudemacusers on March 08, 2013, 03:27:28 AM: are you still dick hungry himu or has the moment passed?
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 03:33:26 AM: I'm still dick hungry but meeting a cool person made the night worth it. :heart
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Brehvolution on March 08, 2013, 09:28:50 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM
Dicks are overrated.

Reported

My wife is out of town all weekend. Now I have all this dick laying around and no place to put it. :(
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: nudemacusers on March 08, 2013, 10:15:14 AM: There are plenty of people here willing to help
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 11:41:16 AM: Or maybe he is and it is a secret plot!!!
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 01:24:58 PM: Rejected. :fbm

He's not interested. :fbm

I'm rarely interested in dating guys but he was a total exception. Oh well but it makes it sting even more. Can't stand manly manly I'm trying to be hard men, so a guy like that really rocks my world. Sucks nothing will come of it but at least I had a good night.

May break that paleo diet for some ice cream tonight cuz of this.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 01:30:26 PM: Fuck it. I need more clothes. Getting girl pants during lunch break. That will make me feel better. :rejoice
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: BlackMage on March 08, 2013, 01:50:41 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 01:22:31 AM
Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
:pachah
'

Me too!
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: tiesto on March 08, 2013, 01:52:58 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 01:22:31 AM
Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
:pachah

What about Methodis?
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 08, 2013, 02:01:24 PM: Quote from: tiesto on March 08, 2013, 01:52:58 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 01:22:31 AM
Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
:pachah

What about Methodis?

:jawalrus
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 02:11:41 PM: Quote from: Eschaton on March 08, 2013, 02:03:41 PM
by niccas he means niccas.

nice subtle jab at stoney tho :heh
:sabu
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 08, 2013, 02:19:38 PM: This thread :lol Why would someone exchange numbers with you in a club setting if they aren't interested? Did you get friend zoned or something?
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Brehvolution on March 08, 2013, 02:20:42 PM: :crazybron
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 02:29:28 PM: This thread is for DICK LOVERS ONLY. If you don't love dick do us a favor and gtfo. Since when is a nicca considered a man only?
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 02:30:33 PM: Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on March 08, 2013, 02:19:38 PM
This thread :lol Why would someone exchange numbers with you in a club setting if they aren't interested? Did you get friend zoned or something?

I think I got NOTHING zoned. I don't know we will see. :fbm
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: bork on March 08, 2013, 02:31:05 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 02:29:28 PM
This thread is for DICK LOVERS ONLY. If you don't love dick do us a favor and gtfo.

(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/d/dicktracy.jpg)

Damn himu, I didn't know you were such a big fan.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 02:44:40 PM: Heading to the thrift shop.

Cue the song.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: thisismyusername on March 08, 2013, 03:13:19 PM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 08, 2013, 03:09:54 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM
Dicks are overrated.
fuck you my dick is great and i love it.

I'm gonna need to see the receipts.

@Himu: Be honest, if you think man-man is gross... why do you do it while you're transitioning? That's something I don't completely understand. You want dick but you don't want dick as a man?
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 08, 2013, 03:15:18 PM: BIGGGGGGGGGGGGU DIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKU
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 08, 2013, 03:15:20 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on March 08, 2013, 03:13:19 PM
Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 08, 2013, 03:09:54 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM
Dicks are overrated.
fuck you my dick is great and i love it.

I'm gonna need to see the receipts.

@Himu: Be honest, if you think man-man is gross... why do you do it while you're transitioning? That's something I don't completely understand. You want dick but you don't want dick as a man?

Because in his mind, he's not a man.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 03:39:21 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on March 08, 2013, 03:13:19 PM
Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 08, 2013, 03:09:54 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM
Dicks are overrated.
fuck you my dick is great and i love it.

I'm gonna need to see the receipts.

@Himu: Be honest, if you think man-man is gross... why do you do it while you're transitioning? That's something I don't completely understand. You want dick but you don't want dick as a man?

When I transition getting laid will be harder. No one wants to be with a transwoman, particularly men. So I need to get dick before that happens.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: brob on March 08, 2013, 03:49:16 PM: would you mind gettin with a dude who had a trans fetish? I only one dude who's in a relationship with a transwoman and he has always had a massive boner for chicks with dicks porn.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 03:50:39 PM: If he treats me like a person and not an object with a dick sure. But he will full well know that no man is touching my bottom parts.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: brob on March 08, 2013, 03:54:45 PM: You mean your genitals? Are you gonna have surgery to get a vagina, or is your crotch gonna be a perpetual no-fly zone? Wouldn't that make your sex life a bit lopsided?
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 03:58:52 PM: I am not interested in surgery I am open to it and and a guy touching my parts. It depends. I wouldnt say it is lopsided at all unless he is really into cock.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Beezy on March 08, 2013, 08:54:06 PM: I've accepted the fact that I'll never be able to understand any of this.
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 10:52:59 PM: I texted that guy because I hate hiding emotions. I told him that I realize he's not interested and that it is okay and that I will not text him again. He said NO NO that he works at the airport and that he wants to see me again. Omg :gladbron instant nip erection. :gladbron
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Post by: Atramental on March 08, 2013, 11:10:39 PM: TMI. :gurl
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 11:23:17 PM: Wait, you don't want guys touching your bottom parts? So you are a lesbian who bangs guys in the butt?
:owoah
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 11:32:40 PM: I don't want to penetrate men either. But I could be convinced if he's sly.

Who said anything about lesbians?
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 11:38:53 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 10:52:59 PM
I texted that guy because I hate hiding emotions. I told him that I realize he's not interested and that it is okay and that I will not text him again.

Never do this again, sister. Whether you hate hiding emotions or not. It just makes you look like "too much work/baggage" and scare the shit off of people.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 11:39:46 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 11:32:40 PM
I don't want to penetrate men either. But I could be convinced if he's sly.

Who said anything about lesbians?

I'm confused. You don't want to bang and you don't want to get banged. So what do you do?
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Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 11:40:49 PM: I didn't mean to do that! :sadbron
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Post by: Himu on March 08, 2013, 11:42:24 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 11:39:46 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 11:32:40 PM
I don't want to penetrate men either. But I could be convinced if he's sly.

Who said anything about lesbians?

I'm confused. You don't want to bang and you don't want to get banged. So what do you do?

I want to be banged. I don't want to bang. I don't want a guy with his mouth on my penis it is a turn off. I don't want to fuck a guy in the ass, it is a turn off.
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Post by: Himu on March 09, 2013, 12:00:03 AM: Zephyr is GAY.

PD: reading material

http://www.tsgirlfriend.com/sex-with-a-transsexual-woman.html
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Post by: Himu on March 09, 2013, 12:32:29 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 11:38:53 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 10:52:59 PM
I texted that guy because I hate hiding emotions. I told him that I realize he's not interested and that it is okay and that I will not text him again.

Never do this again, sister. Whether you hate hiding emotions or not. It just makes you look like "too much work/baggage" and scare the shit off of people.

He's still messaging me 8)
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Post by: Himu on March 09, 2013, 12:39:43 AM: Next Wednesday :rejoice

Getting my ears pierced tomorrow to celebrate! :babylawd
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 09, 2013, 10:43:40 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 09, 2013, 12:00:03 AM
Zephyr is GAY.

PD: reading material

http://www.tsgirlfriend.com/sex-with-a-transsexual-woman.html

That article is slightly offensive with the stereotype of women being nothing but passive in bed.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on March 09, 2013, 11:07:57 PM: Hard to be passive while wearing a strap-on.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 09, 2013, 11:22:44 PM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 09, 2013, 10:43:40 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 09, 2013, 12:00:03 AM
Zephyr is GAY.

PD: reading material

http://www.tsgirlfriend.com/sex-with-a-transsexual-woman.html

That article is slightly offensive with the stereotype of women being nothing but passive in bed.
:orly
Title: Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Kim Kardashians Butt on March 09, 2013, 11:26:12 PM: For the most it is true.
Title: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 09, 2013, 11:45:30 PM: ^ Epic poster
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Post by: Kim Kardashians Butt on March 10, 2013, 12:32:02 AM: Why thank you!
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Post by: G The Resurrected on March 10, 2013, 12:34:43 AM: Quote from: Beezy on March 08, 2013, 08:54:06 PM
I've accepted the fact that I'll never be able to understand any of this.

You and me both!

It's like I just stepped into a chatroom from my Aol days.
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Post by: Kim Kardashians Butt on March 10, 2013, 12:37:42 AM: Wouldn't it just be nice for that Homoru guy to just make a new account and not have to be asked/reply to/answer/talk about awkward transsexual stuff? That is of course unless assholes out him! :3
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Post by: chronovore on March 10, 2013, 08:23:11 AM: It wouldn't last; we out each other all the time here, with a couple of very rare exceptions.

And we're sometimes preempted by the new account posting in such an unmistakably similar style that they are discovered by all. Kosma, Jinfash, and Glen Shinobi are instances of this.

In Himumu's case, it would be the latter.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 10, 2013, 10:03:18 AM: Himuro seems to be in some kind of manic phase the past few days. I hope he gets out of it soon.
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Post by: thisismyusername on March 11, 2013, 06:39:50 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 08, 2013, 03:15:20 PM
Because in his mind, he's not a man.

Well, yes. But I mean: If you are grossed out having sex with a man as a "woman" why would you do it when you transition? I dunno how to word that to where it doesn't seem stupid but that's what I mean... if you're having problems with it as one sex, it doesn't seem like the other will work to me?

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 03:58:52 PM
I am not interested in surgery I am open to it and and a guy touching my parts. It depends. I wouldnt say it is lopsided at all unless he is really into cock.

See, that's what I don't understand. You're having sex with men but it's a "no fly" zone for you as another man?
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 11:42:24 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 11:39:46 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 11:32:40 PM
I don't want to penetrate men either. But I could be convinced if he's sly.

Who said anything about lesbians?

I'm confused. You don't want to bang and you don't want to get banged. So what do you do?

I want to be banged. I don't want to bang. I don't want a guy with his mouth on my penis it is a turn off. I don't want to fuck a guy in the ass, it is a turn off.

Except you said you don't want to be penetrated? :-\ That's what is throwing me (and others) off.