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Title: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Eschaton on March 11, 2014, 10:38:54 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emsLrZg160s

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Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: HiResDes on March 11, 2014, 10:48:41 AM: This nicca took deposition lessons from Lil Wayne, but forgot he lost that case.

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Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: HiResDes on March 11, 2014, 11:04:15 AM: Yeah the Selena Gomez and Usher questions were laughably irrelevant.
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: HiResDes on March 11, 2014, 11:34:12 AM: "Is this a film"
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Beezy on March 11, 2014, 11:35:45 AM: Quote from: Esch on March 11, 2014, 10:38:54 AM
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Watched it yesterday. This was easily Bieberveli's best moment. I'll be putting this gif to good use.
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 11, 2014, 01:00:52 PM: Taking notes for when moeblob anime is declared illegal.

"Sir, did you or did you not watch Kanon on the night of September 24th of 2015?"

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Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Diunx on March 11, 2014, 01:24:15 PM: The spirit of Makavelli finally reincarnated :rejoice
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2014, 08:57:22 PM: He has never rustled my jimmies, largely because I know he'll be broke in 5-10 years. His last album flopped, suggesting his core audience isn't feeling his newfound...urban-ness. His management is no doubt fucking him over. His parents are idiots. And sooner or later he's going to do something he can't wave away legally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f49kd7ht5cU
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 11, 2014, 09:46:05 PM: Lol he's totally not gonna run out of money. Dude probably has a team of personal investors.
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 11, 2014, 10:20:45 PM: Quote from: Spencer on March 11, 2014, 09:46:05 PM
Lol he's totally not gonna run out of money. Dude probably has a team of personal investors.

Who will all be fired when they try tell him to cut out all the craziness because it's costing him too much money.
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2014, 10:29:00 PM: Quote from: Spencer on March 11, 2014, 09:46:05 PM
Lol he's totally not gonna run out of money. Dude probably has a team of personal investors.

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name some child music stars who had "personal investors" who did the right thing. Bieber will be broker than Aaron Carter, just watch.

Miley is going to keep a lot of her audience simply because her genre (female pop) is bigger right now; she can do that stupid ratchet shit for youtube views, but ultimately her pop tracks (Wrecking Ball) will continue to chart. Male pop is a graveyard for most artists. I can't see Bieber moving into say, a "sophisticated" Timberlake lane. It might work to a degree but he's too stupid to try. He's done, brehs.
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 11, 2014, 11:37:32 PM: Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on March 11, 2014, 10:58:55 PM
Even Vanilla Ice was somehow the focus of Sportscenter for an entire day not too long ago. I don't care for Bieber, but he's here to stay.

Speaking of broke guys... :neogaf
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: bork on March 12, 2014, 08:30:13 AM: Oh hey, there's a thread for this.

He's really trying hard to look like Vanilla Ice in 1991.

http://firsttoknow.com/photos-justin-bieber-vanilla-ice-hair/
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Philip Cardgage on March 12, 2014, 01:32:17 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 11, 2014, 11:37:32 PM
Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on March 11, 2014, 10:58:55 PM
Even Vanilla Ice was somehow the focus of Sportscenter for an entire day not too long ago. I don't care for Bieber, but he's here to stay.

Speaking of broke guys... :neogaf

Vanilla Ice is broke?
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 12, 2014, 01:32:26 PM: Aaron Carter never had Bieber money. He doesn't need to keep making music to keep making money.

I'm sure we'll all be around in 5-10 years, so lets just dog ear this thread and see which of us is better at predicting the future :P
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 12, 2014, 02:00:09 PM: Allen Iverson and TO are two of the brokest dudes on the planet. That's what tends to happen when guys who are full of themselves lose their main source of income.
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 12, 2014, 02:08:51 PM: "A person with a firm grip on the situation informs me Iverson has an account worth $32 million, a principal he is prohibited from touching until 55. In the meantime, it feeds him $1 million annually."

http://nypost.com/2012/03/02/iverson-isnt-broke-down/

Doesn't sound like one of the brokest dudes on the planet to me

Y'all throwin mad shaaaade
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Philip Cardgage on March 12, 2014, 02:16:38 PM: What do you think the chances are of Biebs appearing in a SciFi network original film in the next 5 years are?
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2014, 04:22:04 PM: Quote from: Spencer on March 12, 2014, 01:32:26 PM
Aaron Carter never had Bieber money. He doesn't need to keep making music to keep making money.

I'm sure we'll all be around in 5-10 years, so lets just dog ear this thread and see which of us is better at predicting the future :P

Carter's first mainstream album sold more than 3 million records breh. Biebs hasn't come close to that, and has yet to outsell Carter's two big albums.
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: benjipwns on March 12, 2014, 04:27:37 PM: Are we still supposed to be doing this for him?

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Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: StealthFan on March 12, 2014, 04:29:47 PM: :what
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 12, 2014, 04:39:38 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2014, 04:22:04 PM
Quote from: Spencer on March 12, 2014, 01:32:26 PM
Aaron Carter never had Bieber money. He doesn't need to keep making music to keep making money.

I'm sure we'll all be around in 5-10 years, so lets just dog ear this thread and see which of us is better at predicting the future :P

Carter's first mainstream album sold more than 3 million records breh. Biebs hasn't come close to that, and has yet to outsell Carter's two big albums.

Damn, looked into it, sounds like his parents fucked him over, hard
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: StealthFan on March 12, 2014, 04:45:04 PM: Yeah I remember Carter. Hilary Duff and Lohan fought over that lil' bitch nicca. Poor kid got ripped off by his folks.
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2014, 04:51:39 PM: And remember his brother was in the Backstreet Boys and also got fucked over. The only child singer I can think of who survived in tact was Justin Timberlake. Dude sold a million records in a week last year, he's on another planet from everyone else.

Bieber will be broke in 5-10 years, write it down. He's not talented enough to take the Timberlake route. And I guarantee you his label is fucking him over.
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: StealthFan on March 12, 2014, 04:55:40 PM: LMFAO Nick Carter. Remember when him and JC Chavezwhatever the fuck had solo careers. I think the latter actually had a hit and a very brief glimmer of hope.
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 12, 2014, 05:03:25 PM: I'm still technically right, dude never had the amount of money Justin has access to because his parents were taking it all :lol
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Kara on March 12, 2014, 05:17:57 PM: Quote from: Esch on March 11, 2014, 10:55:02 AM
They were kinda asking him fuck boy questions though. Biebaveli is white, so he's gonna come out of this like a champ (http://i.minus.com/jQDGKPxgJArW4.png)

My pops who looks white tried that "I do not recall" shit in court and lost pretty hard.

:mindblown

But he did also lose on Jeopardy in Final Jeopardy on a current events question after dominating the whole night, so maybe he's just that bad at everything.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Tasty on March 12, 2014, 06:02:29 PM: Poor Aaron, even Shaq started picking on him. :(

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Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: StealthFan on March 12, 2014, 06:08:20 PM: Carter looked like a fucking druggy
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: thisismyusername on March 12, 2014, 07:00:48 PM: Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on March 12, 2014, 06:08:20 PM
Carter looked like a fucking druggy

Nick always was the better one. :gurl Anyone that says different is WRONG.
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Tasty on March 12, 2014, 07:29:42 PM: Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on March 12, 2014, 06:08:20 PM
Carter looked like a fucking druggy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQhG-Vv8qYI
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Mandark on March 13, 2014, 01:16:03 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2014, 04:22:04 PM
Carter's first mainstream album sold more than 3 million records breh. Biebs hasn't come close to that, and has yet to outsell Carter's two big albums.

According to Wikipedia, his first studio album broke 3 million and several others went platinum, so unless you're looking at a more credible source, that's not true at all.

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Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Rufus on March 13, 2014, 01:45:32 AM: Quote from: Mandark on March 13, 2014, 01:16:03 AM
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Mhm. Fact-checking compulsion.

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Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 13, 2014, 08:01:40 AM: Quote from: Mandark on March 13, 2014, 01:16:03 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2014, 04:22:04 PM
Carter's first mainstream album sold more than 3 million records breh. Biebs hasn't come close to that, and has yet to outsell Carter's two big albums.

According to Wikipedia, his first studio album broke 3 million and several others went platinum, so unless you're looking at a more credible source, that's not true at all.

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Does that include Wal-Mart sales?
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: DCharlieJP on March 13, 2014, 09:32:22 AM: as loath as i am to defend Canadians, the whole Justina Beaver thing is pretty asinine - if we are going to call for deporting people for being cockshines then do you send the entire population of Florida to Mexico?
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Tasty on March 13, 2014, 09:44:18 AM: Quote from: DCharlieJP on March 13, 2014, 09:32:22 AM
as loath as i am to defend Canadians, the whole Justina Beaver thing is pretty asinine - if we are going to call for deporting people for being cockshines then do you send the entire population of Florida to Mexico?

...yes? Is this a trick question?
Title: Re: Bugatti Biebs deposition f*ckery
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2014, 11:12:16 AM: Quote from: Mandark on March 13, 2014, 01:16:03 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2014, 04:22:04 PM
Carter's first mainstream album sold more than 3 million records breh. Biebs hasn't come close to that, and has yet to outsell Carter's two big albums.

According to Wikipedia, his first studio album broke 3 million and several others went platinum, so unless you're looking at a more credible source, that's not true at all.

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Are you sure that's not including re-releases? The album has like 3 versions. Regardless that's a lot of albums sold so I was wrong about Carter selling more overall.

Still, Biebs is currently in a diminishing returns spiral where he sells less with each album. He done.