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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 01:20:34 AM

Title: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 01:20:34 AM
I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...

won the cup so now i'll look like a goddamn bandwagoning fuck

goddamit. first bayern, now this. I need to pick worse teams. :tocry
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Momo on May 12, 2014, 01:34:22 AM
Look at this glory hunter scum
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Momo on May 12, 2014, 01:34:50 AM
Might as well become a Manc so I can hate you properly :pacspit
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 01:40:30 AM
I have a really big grin on my face right now. I'm very, very tipsy right now. I need to google glory scum. Sounds like weird african slang.
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Momo on May 12, 2014, 02:01:03 AM
Glory Hunter is what people call the majority of Man U fans and the recent influx of Man City/Chelsea fans. It's not african it's as English as blood pudding
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 02:05:32 AM
I'm not a glory fan I swearrrrrr I just like them team :tocry
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Momo on May 12, 2014, 04:49:12 AM
I know, but I like teasing Himu :lol
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 10:37:54 AM
All the best teams are in Europe unless you're willing to hit South America.

The season is over in England.

Champions League final is May 24. It will be a Spanish final: Atletico de Madrid vs Real Madrid in an unprecedented match up. Atletico is one of the star success of this years La Liga (Spanish league). You must watch this because this is down to two rivals. It will tell a great storyline and will feature great football.

World Cup starts next month.

Just watch the CL final. Root for USA at World Cup. Note of all major players during the WC. Note what clubs they play on. See who you like. Watch Premiere ship next season. Games are mostly on Saturdays and a few on Sundays. With NBS Sports Network you can watch all matches that weekend. There's at least two to four great matches a weekend. Try to watch every team and see who you get emotionally attached to. Don't let anyone tell you who to root for. If you like Man U, cheer for em. If you like Arsenal, go for it! Tottenham?! LOL. Just go with your gut and your emotions. Took me two years to pick Man City as my club.

Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 10:52:43 AM
That's not uncommon. Wrath is a huge Brazil fan and Brazil can play some energetic football. They have a dude called Hulk who is a beast. He plays in the Russian league though. I'm not sure why you're averse to Europe. They have the most presitgious and best teams. It isn't like you will have to cheer for just white people. Soccer is an international game. EPL has people all over the world playing for it.
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 10:59:03 AM
Colombia? That's a good pick if you like the underdog. They've made their first world cup since the 90s. They've been rebuilding their team since their team was destroyed after the murder of Andres Escobar.
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 11:24:38 AM
Wrath you like AC Milan, right? :heart
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 11:30:57 AM
I know you like AC Milan, don't hide. :heart
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 11:33:15 AM
Inter Milan? I think you mistakenly wrote that and not AC Milan? :heart
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 11:38:17 AM

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think I may have sold you on them, enjoy your pink jerseys with stars on them.
[close]
I just googled these and :kobeyuck

if i'm going to dap up a cac team, it at least better look fresh.

What do you like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGVNva4gTm0
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 11:38:45 AM
Why do you even like AC Milan? Only people i know who love them tend to love the Italian national team as well.

I don't! I just like Balotelli. :heh
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 11:44:17 AM
Spanish teams have the most swag imo
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 11:46:20 AM
The most swagalicious player:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4y1ypgttwU
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Momo on May 12, 2014, 11:50:52 AM
as far as euro teams we'll have to see. I might fuck with Juventus because that name is epic :whew
Juventus are also convicted cheats
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 12:01:19 PM
Yeah I think those four leagues are the ones worth following, but that's a lot for a newbie. It was for me. I started with MLS and had to slowly branch out. It can be overwhelming, which is why I suggest starting with English Premier league since it's where the big shit happens on a regular basis. Bundesliga (Germany) is my favorite if we're going by teams and rivalries but I can't watch it regularly. La Liga (Spanish) league has lot of fun looking teams but until recently it was only ever possible for Real or Barca to win their championship. Now that it's getting more competitive it's much, much better than when I first started watching. Serie A (Italy) is the big one I don't catch regularly.

I don't think Ronaldo is a bitch, at least recently. He's really matured and stepped up.
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Momo on May 12, 2014, 12:18:00 PM
I find it sad that no one watches the French League anymore. I used to love watching it 1996 - 2006, they play some artistic stuff there or at least used to.
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 12:18:46 PM
We have plenty of Arsenal fans here. They tried to get me to join them last year!
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Momo on May 12, 2014, 12:23:12 PM
Yeah I'm an Arsenal fan too, greatest team to be a fan of if you want to watch football being played properly, but heartbreaking to support lol
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: fizzel on May 12, 2014, 12:24:22 PM
it's correct name these days is manshite arabia.
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 12:48:59 PM
K Esch. You have a three great opportunities coming up:

FC Barcelona vs Atletico Madrid - La Liga final, May 17
Atletico Madrid vs Real Madrid - UEFA Champions League Finals, May 24, 2:45pm, FOX

The storyline in these matches is that Atletico, the underdog, has gone to fight both of Spanish footballs two top dog teams in a chance to prove their spot as the best in Spain (La Liga final) and Europe (CL final).

Don't miss either.

If you want to watch Arsenal, they and Hull City are going to have a match this Saturday, noon on Fox for the FA Cup. Should be fun to watch.
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Mandark on May 12, 2014, 02:03:32 PM
Join us in the Arsenal cult, Himu.  It's just like being a WWE fan: memories of glory in the early 00's, exciting developmental talent, and a perennial cycle of delusional optimism and inevitable disappointment!

Oh shit I'm psychic.
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Momo on May 12, 2014, 02:27:38 PM
Nah, we arent liverpool fans.
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 12, 2014, 02:46:02 PM
Even though MLS pales in comparison to the rest of the world, I'm a Seattle Sounders FC fan.

As for Europe, I don't have a team. Never felt like I needed one. Fun to watch, though.
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: headwalk on May 12, 2014, 02:47:11 PM
man city don't have supporters, they have shareholders. they make chelsea look like they have heart.
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: tiesto on May 12, 2014, 07:15:24 PM
I'm shocked you're not an Arsenal fan, especially considering their circa-2000 uniforms....
Title: Re: I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 07:19:32 PM
Was a playstation stan at that point and wasn't as big a soccer fan as I am now.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/FUTBOL/SOCCER/COMMUNISM Thread
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 08:52:07 PM
http://youtu.be/ppeCS46LhOw

:what

http://youtu.be/mUAl03YmANE

:whew
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/FUTBOL/SOCCER/COMMUNISM 2014 Thread
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 09:06:37 PM
:gladbron

THIS KID

http://youtu.be/LU5p_n4P_0M

football level: ASIAN
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/FUTBOL/SOCCER/COMMUNISM 2014 Thread
Post by: Kara on May 12, 2014, 09:16:52 PM
You have good taste Naomi, though I don't think you're really making informed consent. (Google "typical City" and try not to laugh too hard.)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/FUTBOL/SOCCER/COMMUNISM 2014 Thread
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 09:48:28 PM
I know their history. But dammit, they stole my heart. I think the first EPL match I watched was the Manchester Derby 2012 if that helps.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/FUTBOL/SOCCER/COMMUNISM 2014 Thread
Post by: Kara on May 12, 2014, 10:18:58 PM
You should watch the October 2011 one, Old Trafford hasn't been bombed like that since Uwe Rosler's granddad was in the Luftwaffe.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/FUTBOL/SOCCER/COMMUNISM 2014 Thread
Post by: Kara on May 12, 2014, 10:22:09 PM
http://www.mcfc.com/citytv/Match-highlights/2011/October/United-v-City-extended-highlights-23-Oct

 :noah
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/FUTBOL/SOCCER/COMMUNISM 2014 Thread
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2014, 10:45:44 PM
http://www.mcfc.com/citytv/Match-highlights/2011/October/United-v-City-extended-highlights-23-Oct

 :noah

 :aah You could hear a fart in the stands in Old Trafford.  :aah
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/FUTBOL/SOCCER/COMMUNISM 2014 Thread
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2014, 03:26:35 AM
I just love reading football history for some reason. You can literally go to any prestigious leagues Wikipedia page and click on any random club and have a whole slew of interesting history.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/FUTBOL/SOCCER/COMMUNISM 2014 Thread
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2014, 04:01:22 AM
http://www.thepeoplehistory.com/soccerhistory.html
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/FUTBOL/SOCCER/COMMUNISM 2014 Thread (Europa Final)
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2014, 02:36:20 PM
Europa League Final today between Sevilla and Benfica.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/FUTBOL/SOCCER/COMMUNISM 2014 Thread (Europa Final)
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2014, 08:34:36 AM
THREE MAJOR MATCHES TODAY:

FA Cup Final - Arsenal v Hull

La Liga Final - Atletico Madrid v Barcelona

German Cup Final - Bayern Munchen v Dortmund

What match are you guys excited for the most?

I'm most excited for the La Liga final. I'm excited to see if Atletico can manage to get a double. A double would be a tremendous kick in the face to both Barca and Real Madrid. For the past few years both clubs have dominated.

Let the unpredictable season continue! Great football year because there's no longer an obvious "best team". Many of the big ones like Man U and Barca are in the process of rebuilding. Exciting!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, Bundesliga final
Post by: Fifstar on May 17, 2014, 09:17:13 AM
Looking forward to both the La Liga Final and the german cup final (Bundesliga has been decided like two months ago).

Would be crazy if Athletico could actually win two titles. Gonna be an interesting final, Barcelona could somewhat save the season if they could become champion on the last day of the season. Also interested in how the individual players perform. Haven't seen too many spanish teams this season (except for Real Madrid) so it's nice to see if the spanish players are in form. Their roster alone sure looks intimidating.

Bayern vs Dortmund has the potential to provide some drama, because for Bayern it feels like the whole season will be measured against this game, even though they dominated both the Bundesliga and the Champions league for the first 3 quarters of the season. Something happened after they secured the german championship and loosing to their biggest german rival after getting trashed by Real Madrid would mean be pretty humilating to the Bayern stars that won everything last year. As for the match itself, Bayern is missing quite a lot of players while Dortmund is healthy except for the long term injuries, so the teams will be pretty even. No idea who will win this.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, Bundesliga final
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2014, 10:02:08 AM
I'm hoping Bayern can win a double. Lots of interesting drama in most of the final matches this year, especially due to Bayern's recent bad streak, and the rise of Atletico. Them winning the Cup is imperitive after that Real Madrid loss in CL. Both Barca and Bayern winning their matches could make up for the road blocks, but in Barca's case, I think even without winning it doesn't make up for the past season.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2014, 11:43:30 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/stream_links/comments/25skyh/match_fc_barcelona_vs_atletico_madrid_start_time/

La liga final.

Check r/soccer later for a stream for FA Cup.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2014, 12:02:10 PM
FA Cup is on Fox Sports 1.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Fifstar on May 17, 2014, 12:39:31 PM
Barca just scored, Athletico already had to sub twice.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2014, 01:37:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvOPzU9ZNx4
:whew

so uhhh, what are Brazil/US/England/Germany's chances?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Your Stalker on May 17, 2014, 01:42:46 PM
you're better than this siri  :tocry
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2014, 01:50:39 PM
I'd prefer Siri over 2014 Sara Jay...but I'd do the smart thing and get in the Sara Jay line since it would no doubt be far shorter than Siri's.
:obama
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Fifstar on May 17, 2014, 02:52:06 PM
Jump on the Dortmund bandwagon while youRe at it and make em win if you're such a lucky charm. Bayern looks a bit better this first half, excited to see how the yellow ones will react!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2014, 03:42:14 PM
Is it a coincidence that Arsenal wins when I jump on the bandwagon? I think not. My presence inspires Ws, surely :rejoice

Arsenal isn't as bad as the people here say. They are a historic highly influential club who has the most accolades.in the premiership next to Man Utd. Modern football strategy was even mostly innovated by Arsenal in the 30's. You didn't pick a crap club.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2014, 04:48:50 PM
I'm sure we will do better than 2006 and 2010. :( Let us pray to the footie gods for an upset and that Jozy does not suck.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2014, 05:03:34 PM
PD, you can hang out with this guy:

http://iamthecody.blogspot.com/2012/08/my-team-bj-experience.html

(http://i.imgur.com/V3z5nvo.gif)
...


 :goty2
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2014, 05:49:25 PM
Atletico ended the ten year reign of terror by Barca/Real :rejoice No Spanish team won La Liga aside from Barca or Real.

Next week, the train of punishment continues as they compete against Real in the Champions League. GO FOR A DOUBLE. :rejoice
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Fifstar on May 18, 2014, 04:27:49 AM
Jump on the Dortmund bandwagon while youRe at it and make em win if you're such a lucky charm. Bayern looks a bit better this first half, excited to see how the yellow ones will react!

I was planning on it!

 >:(


Dortmund got robbed, although Bayern was a bit better over the course of the full the game.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2014, 06:21:13 AM
I really like the Atl. Madrid home kits. I think USA should rip them off.

Someone do this.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2014, 08:30:56 AM
NEWS:

Henry on Atletico Madrid earlier this season:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3umyrIlBOXA

Barca manager, Martini, steps down after loss:

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2014/05/17/gerardo-martino-steps-down-as-barcelona-manager-after-atletico-madrid-win-la-liga-title/

DAVID MOYES TO BARCELONA


Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2014, 10:35:43 AM
:rofl

https://vine.co/v/MHWwmh6MbXL

I fucking love this sport. :rofl

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1755449-beginners-guide-to-the-arsenal-tottenham-rivalry

:rofl
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2014, 09:29:48 AM
Really? I got home early. So I'll be watching all three matches today. It makes sense. They aren't rivals with Atletico.

Man UTD has a new manager? May their shit streak get even worse! :salute :piss

http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2014/May/Manchester-United-appoint-Louis-van-Gaal-as-manager.aspx?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=ManUtd
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Fifstar on May 19, 2014, 09:45:36 AM
Guardiola used all his tricks to get his players going:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzP5JlfcwoA
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - FA Cup final, Liga final, German Cup final
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2014, 09:51:39 AM
Jesus, Pep. :lol

Apparently Man U has Giggs as Assist. manager. Fuck off United.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Champions League Final, can Atletico get a double?
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2014, 11:04:41 AM
American soccer footage is THE WORST.  AUGH!!!!! FA Cup on Fox has me raging. They have Leona Lewis singing this  song and it looks to have tradition. One thing that I adore about this sport is the tradition and pageantry. The rivalries and local club emotion. They've got her singing and they show a five second clip of her and the pre match festivities but not BEFORE they cut it in the middle and go to a commercial break and certainly not AFTER they keep talking over her singing in a conversation. They actively try to ruin a lot of my favorite parts of the sport and attending a live match. FUCK FOX. UGHHHHH
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Champions League Final, can Atletico get a double?
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2014, 02:50:21 PM
ESPN has World Cup this year. Expect coverage that does not take it seriously while being confused about basic tactics that you can teach yourself by playing FIFA. Or they can have hopefully have British announcers.

Anyways, Fox cut off Abide With Me, which is traditionally sung at the FA Cup. Let's take a look at what we missed! :maf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6pQmgw8HjU

Bonus:

God Saves The Queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2FCKl06uGE
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Champions League Final, can Atletico get a double?
Post by: Mandark on May 19, 2014, 03:14:40 PM
http://espnmediazone.com/us/press-releases/2014/03/espn-play-by-play-commentators-for-2014-fifa-world-cup/  List of announcers.

The announcing for the US games was not good last time, not even from a lack of knowledge.  Ian Darke and John Harkes had about negative chemistry, and Darke was awkwardly trying to play the American homer.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Champions League Final, can Atletico get a double?
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2014, 03:30:58 PM
Watch the 30 for 30 association football episodes:

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2014/05/19/catch-up-on-6-of-the-espn-30-for-30-soccer-series-films-you-may-have-missed-video/

NBC also got 31 million viewers this past premiership season:

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2014/05/15/nbc-scores-big-with-31-million-total-viewers-of-2013-2014-premier-league-season/

Good news. Soccer is gaining a lot of healthy numbers recently and it's growing extremely fast.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Giggs retires, Man UTD and Barca new managers
Post by: Himu on May 20, 2014, 09:01:34 PM
Delete
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Giggs retires, Man UTD and Barca new managers
Post by: Himu on May 20, 2014, 11:07:47 PM
Fantastic final to the FA Cup. Arsenal brought it to the Hull City Furries. First half had some pretty solid offensive probing, and I was really impressed by Hull's defensive line. The probes continued in the second half and eventually the rock tight defense line scattered as Arsenal made shot on goal after shot on goal. Extra time was classic football as both clubs raced to scoring an extra point in desperation to bring their club glory. Could have went either way many, many times. Great match.

La Liga final next.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL - MAY 24 - 2:45 ET ON FOX
Post by: Himu on May 24, 2014, 01:43:14 AM
Biz: yeah

La Liga Final

Christ on a stick. Now that's a football match. The atmosphere, the energetic back and forth in the second half, Barcelona tiki-taka constantly being thwarted by Atletico, the swag, the ENERGY. Absolutely beautiful soccer match, and capped by the fans of the losing team CHEERING for the winning team. One of the best soccer matches I've ever seen. BEAUTIFUL.

Last week when I looked at the results I thought that Atletico couldn't possibly beat Real at the Champions League final due to injuries, but watching it? I think they can take it despite losing to Real in the Copa del Rey. Tomorrow should be an absolutely wonderful display of the sport. Plus, apparently Costa is playing in tomorrow's match.


To get me even more hyped for the Champions League final:

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2014/05/23/atletico-madrid-and-diego-simeone-on-the-verge-of-creating-history/
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL - MAY 24 - 2:45 ET ON FOX
Post by: bud on May 24, 2014, 02:34:42 PM
Courtois; Juanfran, Miranda, Godin, Filipe Luis; Koke, Tiago, Gabi, Raul Garcia; Villa, Costa

Casillas; Carvajal, Varane, Sergio Ramos, Coentrao; Di María, Khedira, Modric,; Bale, Benzema, Cristiano Ronaldo

starts in ten minutes.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL - MAY 24 - 2:45 ET ON FOX
Post by: Himu on May 24, 2014, 02:45:13 PM
Costa starting is :obama
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL - MAY 24 - 2:45 ET ON FOX
Post by: Fifstar on May 24, 2014, 03:36:28 PM
Can't believe he thought he would be able to reach that ball, dumb mistake. Hope Athletico wins this now, I don't begrude Real La Decima.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL - MAY 24 - 2:45 ET ON FOX
Post by: bud on May 24, 2014, 03:39:42 PM
casillas is really insecure when he comes off of his line.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL - MAY 24 - 2:45 ET ON FOX
Post by: Himu on May 24, 2014, 04:04:26 PM
Just skip it and I'll post a stream later.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL - MAY 24 - 2:45 ET ON FOX
Post by: Fifstar on May 24, 2014, 05:17:30 PM
Fuck this game
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL - MAY 24 - 2:45 ET ON FOX
Post by: Himu on May 24, 2014, 06:38:56 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL - MAY 24 - 2:45 ET ON FOX
Post by: Himu on May 24, 2014, 07:11:27 PM
Atlético had no endurance  :goty

They had endurance in the first half, but they play highly physical football and I think they got gassed by matches end. After the first Real goal I think they lost a lot of their cool. Extra time killed them. Juanfran was on the verge of tears while he tried to defend against Real despite his injury. Class act. Eventually it all unraveled and Real is not a club you want to lose your momentum against. They will take advantage if that and devour you.

I thought the win was deserved but Atletico were Sooooooo close! I was really cheering for them. They came so far! :tocry
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Himu on May 25, 2014, 09:39:04 AM
They'll do better next year. ^_^

Edit:

http://m.goal.com/s/en-us/news/4839713

I hope not! Congrats Cristiano on the CL record! I'm sure next year he and Messi and are going to be competing to top the 22 points in a career record.

http://m.goal.com/s/en-us/news/4839725/

I'd be pissed if I were Simeone. The five added minutes of stoppage in the second half were bullshit. For the record, the first half had ONE minute of stoppage. Why the disparity?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Fifstar on May 25, 2014, 10:15:28 AM
Second half has a longer extra time in basically every game and extra time in big finals is often overly long. Don't know why, I guess refs like to be part of the drama? Not saying this is fair, but it's more or less the same in all final games, nothing really unusual. Although it often feels like if the bigger team is behind, the extra time will be even longer, like in this case. For this game, 3-4 minutes would have been more standard, but that could have been enough to still score that equalizer.

Also because players tend to get in discussion and try to kill time, the second half almost always has a lot more extra time.


Regarding the game, while I really hoped that Athletico would win, I have to admit that Real was better in the second half and ultimately deserved that goal. Also, while Athletico played excellent from a tactical point of view, they didn't create a lot of chances and their goal can be blamed completly on Casillas.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Himu on May 25, 2014, 10:18:37 AM
I'm used to longer second halves, but five feels excessive.

As for Atletico not taking offensive chances, I think a big reason for that is the lack of Costa. Simeone should have put Costa in the second rather than making him a starter.

Did anyone catch the QPR-Derby promotion match?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Fifstar on May 27, 2014, 03:34:34 AM
Analysis of the cl final by one of the best tactic blogs

http://www.zonalmarking.net/2014/05/27/real-madrid-4-1-atletico-madrid-aet-real-snatch-late-equaliser-at-end-of-cautious-first-90-minutes-before-becoming-rampant-in-extra-time/
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Himu on May 27, 2014, 03:48:58 AM
That blog has been so integral to helping me understand and spectate the sport. When I first started in 2010 I just saw a bunch of guys running all over the place. Now I'm seeing plays and tactics that last minutes at a time, actual strategy via play style and formation. May seem like a small thing, but as an American it's hard when you're the only person you know who really likes the sport and didn't grow up watching it.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Fifstar on May 27, 2014, 05:04:02 AM
Honestly, most football fans in europe don't have a lot of tactical knowledge themselves. The press and tv tend to simplify things and reduce the outcome of games on mental stuff and individual abilities. The tactical blogs (and I believe parts of the UK press like Jonathan Wilson) really did a lot for the public awareness of tactical aspects of the game.

If you watched the german cup final, here is an (translated) analysis of the game by a fine german blog:

http://spielverlagerung.com/2014/05/19/borussia-dortmund-bayern-munchen-02/
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Himu on May 27, 2014, 11:51:36 AM
Surprisingly this Bleacher Report (I know) article helped me get a grasp on formations.

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1375589-15-tactical-formations-and-what-theyre-good-for
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 27, 2014, 12:40:51 PM
Why didnt you tell me himu you started another football thread?

Gaf thread is ruined by real scum pulga and other glory hunters
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Himu on May 27, 2014, 12:52:17 PM

But a more in-depth piece?

How to watch soccer:

http://www.postmatch.org/106/how-to-watch-football-introduction-to-tactics/

I've even read books:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1449580823/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1401208628&sr=8-1

This book in particular explains the game in simple terms. Every position, tactics, basic formations, and how to actually enjoy a match.

I had a similar problem with American football but when I was growing up. I couldn't appreciate NFL because I thought it was boring. I was too used to basketball, which is about free form constant plays. Similarly to soccer at least in theory. Basketball courts are also smaller than football fields so they're easier to eye. I picked up John Madden's book on how to watch and appreciate Football. It really helped and I think a lot of it carries over toe soccer. In American football, one tip I've thought was the best, was to not eye the ball. Look at it sometimes, but football is not like basketball. Take your eye off the ball and look at the both teams and their positions and what they're trying to do. Sounds easy enough, but following the ball is even easier. I started focusing my eye towards where the action is: the o-line. This is where most plays in football happen. Watch the offensive line and you won't miss a thing. Keep the qb in your mind and look at him now and the , but don't just eyeball the qb. It is boring.

Soccer is a little similar. Thankfully the cam in matches is far up so you can get a nice eyeful of the action. It is hard to not stare at the ball though, or hell, stare at the club or team you're rooting for. Soccer is best watched when taking off all pretensions and examining both teams, and their psychology. Like when the team with the ball, and the defending team crowds their defensive line to contract the space between the opposition and the goal. This makes you really appreciate the sport, as you question how the shit that forward is going to get past like 4-5 people defending the goal plus a keeper. Watching him do it is fun, but watching his team set it up is even funner.
A lot of people make the comparison that soccer is like chess, and I can see that as both are about maximizing space to defend their "queen."
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Himu on May 27, 2014, 01:14:16 PM
Also, as an American, I find that a lot of people see football (both American and Association) to be totally different. But I find so many commonalities between the two. Soccer is more free form as the players make the decisions on the fly, and American has a lot of stops and breaks as the teams have a coaching battle. But the emphasis on lines and yardage and trying to utilize space to get the ball to where you want it remind me of each other despite the fact from outsider looking in soccer looks like basketball on grass. They're like long lost twins. Except one is blonde, and the other brunette. Then you have rugby to complete the trifecta. At this point, any football (American, Association, Rugby) are my favorite sports to watch.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Himu on May 31, 2014, 08:44:56 PM
MLS and NBCSN have a thing you can sign up for iirc. MLS has MLS live and you can stream all games for the season without a cable box. NBCSN you can stream all EPL games but it requires having the channel, iirc. I wish the future of sports was on places like YouTube but it won't happen soon because these leagues have multi-million (billion) licensing deals with TV networks to allow them to air their league. So much money is involved it probably won't happen. Your local team doesn't have the resources to do that, hence why the stuff is on yt
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Himu on May 31, 2014, 09:09:29 PM
Apparently. If you know someone who has the channel though you could get access.

MLS live is definitely aimed at cable cutters and people without TV access. I worry they will downgrade that now after the recent tv deal they struck.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 31, 2014, 09:18:40 PM
Went to the Sounders match today. We thumped Real Salt Lake something fierce.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 31, 2014, 11:14:01 PM
I go to probably 5 or 6 games a year so no loss. Besides, RSL might have been down Beckerman, but we were missing Dempsey and Yedlin.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER 2014 Thread - Congrats (fuck) Real Madrid! 2014 Euro champions
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 10:00:56 AM
MLS is back in session this weekend. Houston Dynamo match July 4. Sounds like a great day out.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 10:06:14 AM
Friendlies are coming over this summer. Lots of EPL clubs touring in July. If you live near a place that has a upcoming match, go and tell us how it was!

http://m.worldsoccertalk.com/worldsoccertalk/#!/entry/schedule-of-international-friendlies-to-be-played-in-us-this,53977dae025312186c149327

The Dynamo are playing Aston Villa
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 10:07:08 AM
Really want STL to have an MLS team, especially since we seem to have  a prominent place in US soccer history. Will tune in for Sporting Kansas City until then, because Missouri.

You guys got snubbed for Miami and New York. Fucking bullshit, really.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 10:11:08 AM
Where can I read up on STL soccer history
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 10:43:09 AM
Diego Costa signed to Chelsea. Chelsea is going to be scary next season.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 11:22:24 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OsT5_DT-kLg

If Biz goes Spurs he will be batting against most of the Bore's soccer thread (arsenal fans).

I'd like to see it. :obama
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 02, 2014, 11:23:28 AM
Friendlies are coming over this summer. Lots of EPL clubs touring in July. If you live near a place that has a upcoming match, go and tell us how it was!

http://m.worldsoccertalk.com/worldsoccertalk/#!/entry/schedule-of-international-friendlies-to-be-played-in-us-this,53977dae025312186c149327

The Dynamo are playing Aston Villa

International friendlies suck balls.

Ready for my Sounders to continue riding that domination train.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 11:25:39 AM
Friendlies suck but it's still a chance to see European teams play in America and how often do we have that chance?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 11:46:43 AM
Because often the level of play isn't that high and they don't want to risk injury over a fucking friendly
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 11:58:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/JiSKKW0.png)

Still fun to watch for me.

:bow USA vs Mexico friendlies :bow2

I agree. They're still fun which is why I'm pumped for the Europe tour.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Kara on July 02, 2014, 12:38:44 PM
Fuck Spurs.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 01:04:17 PM
Spurs > Arsenal.

Arsenal hasn't been a team worth keeping even a small glance on since the Henry and Bergkemp days. Spurs at least play entertaining games.
This is sad to read.

Arsenal plays a much better, much more exciting brand of football that that random shit spurs plays.
Anyways, players like Henry, Bergkamp, Overmars, Veira, Fabregas don't grow on trees. The next arsenal dynasty will come, I'm patient. While I wait I can watch a team that always, always plays the game beautifully and entertains me.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 01:08:44 PM
If Biz goes Spurs he will be batting against most of the Bore's soccer thread (arsenal fans).
Eh, as a foreign Arsenal fan, the inter city rivalry doesnt mean shit to me. To me I get hyped when we play Man U (cause most of the fucks I know are Man U fans and I love rubbing it in their face when they lose to us) and Liverpool (because my brother and father supports this failure of a team, and I like torturing them)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 01:15:20 PM
Arsenal are much more entertaining to watch than Tottenham. All arsenal needs a better striker to help feed off Ozil. Ozil looked frustrated many times throughout last season.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 01:57:51 PM
Best way to handle transfer news. If it's a notable player that you know, make note of it. If it's the team you're rooting for, make double note of it. Right now when you're starting out it seems convoluted, but the more you watch and get the players and clubs into your head, you will find it easier.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 02:03:27 PM
Transfer news is absolutely convoluted and crazy. Trying to get a bead on any of it is probably impossible and a waste of time. Reminds me of the NBA.
This is the best way to follow it

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/transfers/

If you have any questions ask, I have almost encyclopedic knowledge of most clubs, players and leagues down to about their second divisions
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 02:04:01 PM
thanks to decades of watching football and playing football manager
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 02:06:10 PM
Transfer news is absolutely convoluted and crazy. Trying to get a bead on any of it is probably impossible and a waste of time. Reminds me of the NBA.

It's almost always 95% rumors that never come through.

That too.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 02:10:43 PM
Yep. Trying to learn up on;

Arsenal
Liverpool
Juventus
Real Madrid
Barca
Man City
Chelsea
Bayern
Man U
Atletico
Dortmund

And it's all a blur :dead

For the English stuff BBC or Sky would do. For the Spanish stuff Eurosport or Sky should do. I dunno if you guys get sky sports news, but you get a pretty good overview from them. actually fuck everything I said sky is probably perfect for a beginner

http://www1.skysports.com/transfer-centre/
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 02:12:26 PM
go here and just search for a team if you want specifics

http://www1.skysports.com/football/transfer-deals
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Kara on July 02, 2014, 02:18:05 PM
Since I've been pretending to be a fan of them for years on footballthread's various incarnations (don't ask), if you're overwhelmed by following transfer news I suggest becoming a fan of Athletic Club (de Bilbao).

They only transfer in maybe 1-3 players a year (they develop youth players mainly, it's an "ideological" club intertwined with Basque nationalism despite having an English name) and rarely sell even though they're a feeder club because they refuse to sell and also because they sign their players to kind of exploitative contracts with ludicrous buyouts. (Javi Martinez is a great player, but not worth what Bayern paid for him.)

They also play pretty exciting football, if a little too English from time to time, and watching mid-tier La Liga teams during the grind of a season is way fucking better than watching mid-tier English ones since players over there know how to do such baffling things as cross the ball or not fucking studs out tackle all the time.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 02:18:27 PM
Of course the spanish papers have the best scoop on spanish stories, but Sky Sports News usually covers the ones that matter
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 02:19:10 PM
Guardian's not bad.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/series/rumourmill
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 02:23:24 PM
yeah, the cool thing about the bbc transfer gossip page is it sources the information from like every other source, check it Himu

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/gossip/ (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/gossip/)

Also the hilarity that is 5live callers post on the bbc football forums, its laugh a minute shit
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 02:26:03 PM
OH WOW MARCA NOW HAS AN ENGLISH FRONT

http://www.marca.com/en/

There you go Esch, your Brit and Spanish needs filled
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 02:51:47 PM
Thanks momo. I usually stick to guardian. I'll check out sky.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Kara on July 02, 2014, 04:07:59 PM
OH WOW MARCA NOW HAS AN ENGLISH FRONT

http://www.marca.com/en/

There you go Esch, your Brit and Spanish needs filled

I CAN FINALLY READ MADRISTA PROPAGANDA IN ENGLISH :rejoice
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 04:12:10 PM
Serie A is always weird, I mean La Gazetta della sport, tuttosport and corriere dello sport (all newspapers) are places often sourced by english retellers.

http://www.gazzetta.it/# (http://www.gazzetta.it/#)
http://www.tuttosport.com/ (http://www.tuttosport.com/)
http://www.corrieredellosport.it/ (http://www.corrieredellosport.it/)

I mean these are three excellent sources, but you kinda have to wait for someone else to pick up the stories and translate them, or alternatively google translate that biatch
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 04:12:58 PM
OH WOW MARCA NOW HAS AN ENGLISH FRONT

http://www.marca.com/en/

There you go Esch, your Brit and Spanish needs filled

I CAN FINALLY READ MADRISTA PROPAGANDA IN ENGLISH :rejoice
:lol
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Kara on July 02, 2014, 04:30:48 PM
How could you fuck with Real Madrid or Barca, these bastards are loading up their roster like the Heat :holeup

If you're a fan of another team in La Liga you just accept that you won't win the league unless your team does some 2008 financial crisis shit on the books and implodes financially down the road or hope for a Copa del Rey final or Champions League appearance.

Watching Athletic in the Champions League this coming season is going to rule.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 04:33:24 PM
How could you fuck with Real Madrid or Barca, these bastards are loading up their roster like the Heat :holeup

Real Madrid is the Yankees of soccer. It's like the team that every soccer player would want to play for. Easily the most prestigious club, in my opinion.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 04:34:16 PM
How could you fuck with Real Madrid or Barca, these bastards are loading up their roster like the Heat :holeup

If you're a fan of another team in La Liga you just accept that you won't win the league unless your team does some 2008 financial crisis shit on the books and implodes financially down the road or hope for a Copa del Rey final or Champions League appearance.

Watching Athletic in the Champions League this coming season is going to rule.

I was really hoping for that double, but I'm good with them winning league. :)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 04:40:45 PM
How could you fuck with Real Madrid or Barca, these bastards are loading up their roster like the Heat :holeup


Luckily, especially in the case of Real, they often have personality clashes and refuse to play as a team properly and implode. I much prefer Barca, they at least tend to get players that work with their play style (the best play style in the world imo)  while Real sign people like Beckham, Bale and the like not because they fit, but because they sell shirts and stuff. (not to take anything away from their talent). Real is a clown's football team. Best to avoid.

I hate Barca for beating us in the champs league final, but if it had to be anyone, I'm okay with it being them.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 04:43:02 PM
the last Real team i liked had Guti, Hierro, Zidane, Figo, Raul. There was an actual team there + crazy amounts of skill in the midfield 
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 04:44:35 PM
I much prefer Barca, they at least tend to get players that work with their play style (the best play style in the world imo)

Completely fucking agreed.

:lawd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO9n3wi2OQ8

1:01
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 04:48:45 PM
Yup thats Barca, they will kill you with passing. The same reason I love Arsenal. (Of course I've been an Arsenal fan from 1 -0 to the Arsenal days though :lol)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 04:53:02 PM
I'm split on tiki taka. I think it really depends on the match, club, and even players.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 04:59:26 PM
It depends on the long term vision. tika taka takes a lot from total football, and so does the style Arsenal plays, from viewing its immediately evident they both share common ancestry but is also very different in execution and function. It's not something any club can pull off though, from memory only Ajax, Arsenal and Barcelona has ever so beautifully played a total derivative (and thats due to long term coaching, no one doing this without at least a decade with a team)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2014, 05:01:16 PM
It depends on the long term vision. tika taka takes a lot from total football, and so does the style Arsenal plays, from viewing its immediately evident they both share common ancestry but is also very different in execution and function. It's not something any club can pull off though, from memory only Ajax, Arsenal and Barcelona has ever so beautifully played a total derivative (and thats due to long term coaching, no one doing this without at least a decade with a team)

That's why I'm split on it. Spain WC 2010 for example used it and it was far from beautiful.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 05:05:25 PM
Spain's still my favorite national team, I know they can play that style well, something really fucked up has been going on with them for about two years though. I blame the racist idiot  coach
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 02, 2014, 05:13:10 PM
p.s. I really love that you guys all feel like football bros to me now   :heart
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Kara on July 02, 2014, 05:19:52 PM
the last Real team i liked had Guti, Hierro, Zidane, Figo, Raul. There was an actual team there + crazy amounts of skill in the midfield

imo it's hard to hate a team Zizou was on.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on July 02, 2014, 05:20:40 PM
I much prefer Barca, they at least tend to get players that work with their play style (the best play style in the world imo)

Completely fucking agreed.

:lawd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO9n3wi2OQ8

1:01
This is absolutely beautiful. Reminds me of the Spurs' offense with a lot of quick ball movement and give and go action. As a total soccer pleb, can anyone direct me to where I can read up about play styles/player archetypes and the general landscape of the game today?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Kara on July 02, 2014, 05:46:33 PM
As a total soccer pleb, can anyone direct me to where I can read up about play styles/player archetypes and the general landscape of the game today?

With the caveat that I haven't read them ever since they had the gall to call Greece 2004 their #1 team of the 2000s, Zonal Marking might be just the site you're looking for.

http://www.zonalmarking.net/
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 03, 2014, 01:09:43 AM
tiki-taka seems like Bernard Hopkins or Mayweather, can be really awesome and technical but depending on the opponent/user it seems like it can be reaaally negative and boring. It's like a super glorified game of keep away :lol

Spain's still my favorite national team, I know they can play that style well, something really fucked up has been going on with them for about two years though. I blame the racist idiot  coach
I mean, aren't they kind of all old? It seems like Xavi was the key to that plan and now he's :flabbypd a bit
You don't necessarily have to drop too much with age playing that style of football. It's not like in England or Africa where the tempo is so high that you look like a fossil by 32. Continentals get to play till they are older specifically cause their styles arent England dumb.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 03, 2014, 05:38:50 AM
How could you fuck with Real Madrid or Barca, these bastards are loading up their roster like the Heat :holeup

Real Madrid is the Yankees of soccer. It's like the team that every soccer player would want to play for. Easily the most prestigious club, in my opinion.

no
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 03, 2014, 10:40:08 AM
the last Real team i liked had Guti, Hierro, Zidane, Figo, Raul. There was an actual team there + crazy amounts of skill in the midfield

And motherfucking Ronaldo!

(http://media.irishcentral.com/images/20130213090010Big_Ron.jpg)
Mr Calcio :bow
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 03, 2014, 11:12:07 AM
Fat Ronaldo had entertainment value too :lol
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 03, 2014, 12:59:46 PM
We're all extremely fortunate to be able to watch a player like Messi in his prime
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 03, 2014, 06:10:37 PM
How could you fuck with Real Madrid or Barca, these bastards are loading up their roster like the Heat :holeup

Real Madrid is the Yankees of soccer. It's like the team that every soccer player would want to play for. Easily the most prestigious club, in my opinion.

no

She's not wrong, though. Who would you say is the Yankees of soccer then?

Yankees of soccer is a pretty silly term anyway
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 03, 2014, 06:58:24 PM
Lager: is there a more prestigious soccer club than Real? ???
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 03, 2014, 07:04:32 PM
I'm curious why he disagrees. Who does he put above Real?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 04, 2014, 01:26:32 AM
Well for one Barca has won as many Euro 1 trophies in the past 25 years.

Also Real is a hale billion pounds in debt so fuck them and their recent victories. Fake ass football rigging assholes

Should banned from CL play until they are in the green.

All of their success is based bending the rules
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Mandark on July 04, 2014, 01:30:07 AM
So you're saying they recklessly spend money to acquire top stars and try to buy championships, haven't really lived up to their reputation in recent years, and that they're widely hated by people who aren't fans...

and they're not the Yankees?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 04, 2014, 01:51:09 AM
Yankees never had a fascist dictator as a sugar daddy though who made sure real was on top
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Kara on July 04, 2014, 02:23:12 AM
Yankees never had a fascist dictator as a sugar daddy though who made sure real was on top

cold blooded  :win
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 04, 2014, 02:39:13 AM
Yankees never had a fascist dictator as a sugar daddy though who made sure real was on top

george steinbrenner was pretty close, though
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Post by: Fifstar on July 04, 2014, 04:14:48 AM
I'm curious why he disagrees. Who does he put above Real?

There is no club above Real, but I'd say Barcelona is almost as prestigious, because they were so successful and especially because of their style and dominance they had over the last couple of years. It's also different situation as the youth from the european countries adores the clubs from their countries the most. So Bayern München is like the Real Madrid of Germany. Although I guess from a pro player point of view it's still has some truth, as even players from München, Milan or Manchester probably get second thoughts if they get a call from Real or Barca.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 04, 2014, 12:08:02 PM
Kaká is playing for Orlando City SC:

http://touch.orlandosentinel.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-80689823/

Impressive.

(http://www.lancenet.com.br/fotos/Kaka-Orlando-City-Reproducao-Twitter_LANIMA20140701_0260_3.jpg)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 04, 2014, 12:13:04 PM
Yeah I read about Kaka, congrats 'merica he's a pretty good player
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 05, 2014, 05:44:07 AM
Iker Cassilas isnt a goalkeeper with legs I dont think. Don't think he will be able to make it to 40 like other keepers.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Kara on July 06, 2014, 02:15:58 PM
Florida has already lost a team because it's a shit sports market and they're going to get 2 high price DPs in their first season?

GJ MLS. Smart, strategic thinking with this expansion. Could we get an Atlanta team next?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 06, 2014, 04:38:29 PM
Florida has already lost a team because it's a shit sports market and they're going to get 2 high price DPs in their first season?

GJ MLS. Smart, strategic thinking with this expansion. Could we get an Atlanta team next?

No. The Orlando expansion makes sense. Orlando has an avid soccer market, the Majic suck, and that's all there is to do in Orlando because Orlando is shit. Miami is the city that didn't deserve expansion.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: headwalk on July 06, 2014, 07:57:50 PM
it's a drag that the one MLS player who made a name for himself playing for USA this year is already being packaged up for a trip to rome.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 06, 2014, 08:00:24 PM
it's a drag that the one MLS player who made a name for himself playing for USA this year is already being packaged up for a trip to rome.

?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: headwalk on July 06, 2014, 08:27:58 PM
it's a drag that the one MLS player who made a name for himself playing for USA this year is already being packaged up for a trip to rome.

?

yedlin.

pool were interested (there's nobody they aren't interested in with suarez money coming in), but it looks like he's heading to serie a.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 06, 2014, 09:57:37 PM
Good for Deandre but fuck that shit.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Kara on July 07, 2014, 01:07:51 AM
These are super fucking awesome and I may have to purchase one:

http://shop.rincks.co.uk/

If I decorated any space I spent appreciable time in, I would buy the Dean Windass one in a heartbeat just to laugh at seeing the word Windass every day.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 07, 2014, 03:27:32 AM
You're going to love David Seaman then
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 07, 2014, 10:26:36 AM
Sky now covers mls
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 07, 2014, 11:15:56 AM
Sky now covers mls
Sky football coverage is really neat. If you have Sky streaming or some other source, use it
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 07, 2014, 11:18:31 AM
Told you Orlando fucks with soccer
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 07, 2014, 02:50:45 PM
oh man, RIP one of the greatest of all time.


PS he played more for Spain than Argentina (and Colombia)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 07, 2014, 03:06:18 PM
Nice goals and footwork in that vid. Favorite one is where he makes a penalty, goes in, so he goes in for a second kick for no reason.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Momo on July 07, 2014, 03:17:02 PM
Damn, R.I.P.

He was one of the biggest legends in the history of the sport.
Pele and a lot of other people thought he was the best player ever.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Kara on July 07, 2014, 03:20:19 PM
Yeah but could he play away at Stoke on a rainy night? (http://i.imgur.com/eeudyMa.gif)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2014, 12:50:15 AM
Barca and real making moves :lupe
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2014, 12:52:29 PM
wrong thread
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2014, 01:02:34 PM
omg why did he choose to go to la liga? the suarez epl fuckery will be missed

and seriously that is the most dapper shirt.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2014, 01:06:48 PM
atletico and the rest of la liga :(
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: Kara on July 11, 2014, 02:10:51 PM
atletico and the rest of la liga :(

Who cares about winning the league when I get to look forward to Athletic being sucked off by English football commentators in the Champions League for playing football "the right way"?  :noah
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Support your local team! Intl friendlies!
Post by: headwalk on July 11, 2014, 07:03:04 PM
Brehs

Messi, Neymar, Suarez up front :whew

sounds like a mess. a good squad is about balance, not putting a cheat code into football manager, arranging by value and going down the list.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Transfer window time onslaught
Post by: Kara on July 11, 2014, 10:28:54 PM
Edit: Pretty big fan of Crusader kits too:

Our resident vet of foreign wars in the Muslim world is a fan of Crusader kits?

You don't say. (http://i.imgur.com/UWiPIQJ.png)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Transfer window time onslaught
Post by: Himu on July 12, 2014, 11:52:06 AM
Everyone try to watch the Portland v Seattle match tomorrow! It's going to be on ESPN2! This is probably the biggest rivalry in MLS, GOGOGOGO
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Kara on July 12, 2014, 12:31:52 PM
They'd been saddled with a lot of debt due to self-funding Emirates.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Transfer window time onslaught
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 13, 2014, 12:20:47 AM
Everyone try to watch the Portland v Seattle match tomorrow! It's going to be on ESPN2! This is probably the biggest rivalry in MLS, GOGOGOGO

I'll be at the game.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Transfer window time onslaught
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2014, 12:22:35 AM
Everyone try to watch the Portland v Seattle match tomorrow! It's going to be on ESPN2! This is probably the biggest rivalry in MLS, GOGOGOGO

I'll be at the game.

take pics
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2014, 12:22:59 AM
Went and saw my local USL Pro team play. Was worried I wouldn't be entertained after a month of world class soccer, but I was pleasantly surprised. Neither team looked too bad out there. They were probably on the level of at least the Brazil national team.

(http://i.imgur.com/xphOKsc.png)

you take pics next time too!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 13, 2014, 11:21:43 AM
We've been in the 90s all week. Gonna rain tonight, starting at game time.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Momo on July 13, 2014, 02:26:11 PM
Watching a replay of Jose vs. DC United now and Wondolowski just scored one from outside the box

Made me so salty :rofl :'(

Khedira probably going to Arsenal or Chelsea. Wenger seems to be willing to spend a lot of money this year. I thought they were a fiscally conservative club?
They'd been saddled with a lot of debt due to self-funding Emirates.
This, we've been playing the long game for a while now. I'm okay with this. Rather setup the team to be financially successful for the long run than glory hunt in the short. That and Arsene gave me the invincibles, thats enough to keep me for another decade lol
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2014, 02:35:28 PM
Anyone have any tips for dribbling a soccer a ball? It's pretty hard. I can do stuff with my feet, but I always seem to kick it too far when trying to dribble.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Momo on July 13, 2014, 02:47:41 PM
Anyone have any tips for dribbling a soccer a ball? It's pretty hard. I can do stuff with my feet, but I always seem to kick it too far when trying to dribble.
Dribbling as in slalom between players? My coach always had me zig zag through safety cones placed increasingly closer to each other, you develop a nice sense of touch that way.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2014, 02:50:09 PM
No, momo
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Momo on July 13, 2014, 04:47:04 PM
Do what I say with a ball at your feet
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2014, 06:25:48 PM
SEATTLE V PORTLAND DERBY :punch

Haven't watched MLS all year. Perfect time to jump back in.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2014, 09:42:26 PM
Match in a few minutes :heart
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2014, 09:53:04 PM
http://www.voetbalzone.nl/doc.asp?uid=219412

fred is done with caps. exodus, chime in? :larry
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2014, 10:11:47 PM
I'm on mobile. I'll have to buy the tinychat app. I'm fine just posting in here
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2014, 10:16:37 PM
That Rodriguez goal > van Persie goal?

What?

:what
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2014, 10:19:10 PM
There's an amazing clip that has the entire cup in one long video on espn2 now and it's fucking beautiful
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2014, 10:22:11 PM
Sounders dude screaming over the reporter :rofl
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2014, 11:45:08 PM
Definitely prefer Portland home kit
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 14, 2014, 12:05:52 AM
These Seattle fans are shocking me. They have a crazy fan culture over there for real. Seems weird watching Americans do the whole soccer thing with the chants.

These Portland jerseys are pretty awful

Shocking? Maybe you should've glanced over us at in the last three or four years. It's been this way.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 14, 2014, 12:54:36 AM
MLS is pretty amateurish at times, but I'm ok with that. It's our local product, I'll support it hard.

Also, it bugs the shit out of me that Alaska Airlines sponsors the Timbers. Alaska is a Seattle-based company.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2014, 12:59:43 AM
People say that there's no point in watching local soccer because it's amateurish but how the hell can it grow beyond being amateur if we don't support it?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 14, 2014, 01:06:29 AM
You're talking about the Timbers. I'm gonna use harsh words.

The passing and footwork is not on par with some of the top-tier international leagues, but I don't really care. I love my Sounders.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 14, 2014, 01:15:10 AM
Sounders look good for sure. You might just win the shield and cup eh?

That would be fantastic...

Except we always blow it in the playoffs.


That's just me being a realistic lifelong Seattle sports fan.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: TEEEPO on July 14, 2014, 01:33:57 AM
i think it's time i start watching MLS
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Momo on July 14, 2014, 02:13:18 AM
Which MLS team can I support to piss off the majority of people here?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Kara on July 14, 2014, 02:38:48 AM
Which MLS team can I support to piss off the majority of people here?

Gals
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Momo on July 14, 2014, 02:50:56 AM
Sounds like targeting Mandark is going to give me the most joy here.


EDIT: Yeah the lack of promotion/relegation kinda puts me off American sport, I would imagine it would piss off people in non franchise cities much more though.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2014, 02:53:06 AM
Which MLS team can I support to piss off the majority of people here?

There's really no one on that level. It is individual. If it were me, Dallas, because I'm a Houston supporter. If it's Gundam, Portland. In general? Maybe LA Galaxy.

But in the future the team to hate is the second New York club and the new Miami club. Fuck both of them.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Kara on July 14, 2014, 02:56:18 AM
Sounds like targeting Mandark is going to give me the most joy here.

Then you definitely want the Gals.

Finally level on league titles and MLS Cups. :lawd
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2014, 02:56:33 AM
Well you can support the Timbers to rustle Mr. Gundams jimmies. I get the feeling Mandark is a DC united fan so you could support the NY Red Bulls, who also seem to rustle jimmies across the net and receive many accusations of frauding.

I may support Sporting KC but I'm holding out to see if St Louis gets an MLS team but if i didn't you could rustle my jimmies by supporting the Houston Dynamo, who Himu likely support.

Why would Htown piss you off?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2014, 02:57:25 AM
Momo wait for the second New York team. Every MLS fan hates that team and they haven't even played a game yet
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2014, 03:02:28 AM
The thing I wish most from American soccer is that in had promotion/relegation. No matter how much I support my local USL Pro team they will never be MLS (or even NASL). Kind of a bummer. Good thing I love OKC and will support whatever soccer we have here regardless. These guys playing here are from all over the country and came to OKC to play soccer professionally—you've got to respect that.

On a side note, one thing that really bothers me is our local hooligans. My tickets are in the "fan zone" behind the north goal. These guys play drums the whole match and sing songs which is great. What's not great is the fact that they spend the rest of their time heckling the visiting team. It's not friendly heckling either—it's stuff like, "hickory dickoroy dock, the yellow team can suck my cock." I'm glad they're so passionate but OKC is supposed to be an exceedingly friendly town (our Thunder fans are not like that). This isn't the kind of image we should be projecting to UPL Pro. We're not Pittsburg! What makes me even more mad is the hooligans are basically fat reddit-looking nerds. They would never in their lives say the kind of things they're saying to our visiting teams to anyone on the street—especially athletes. It bothers me a lot. I'd like to figure out a way to reverse this trend within our fans.

It's unfortunate but I doubt we will ever get promotion/relegation. Reason being, these sponsors help pay millions in dollars to build stadiums. I don't think they'd help support the building of stadiums for teams that can be kicked out of the MLS and into the lower leagues. I wish we could get it but it just isn't in the cards. One can hope, though.

RE: more teams. I feel we should stop at 20 teams. Premiere League has 20 clubs. Perfect number. Leagues like NBA have way too many teams. And in the past, too many teams has made the American soccer leagues suffer. Leave it at 20.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Momo on July 14, 2014, 03:04:25 AM
Momo wait for the second New York team. Every MLS fan hates that team and they haven't even played a game yet
Oh man, sounds like a troll whet dream :noah
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2014, 03:05:23 AM
Momo wait for the second New York team. Every MLS fan hates that team and they haven't even played a game yet
Oh man, sounds like a troll whet dream :noah

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_FC
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Kara on July 14, 2014, 03:05:28 AM
Why would Htown piss you off?

I know nu-Quakes fans have no love for them.

I often think of absurd new Texas teams that could be created by moving the nu-Quakes to troll their fans. My favorite is Lokamotiv El Paso. (Dynamo was a VSS in the Soviet Union.)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2014, 03:06:36 AM
Yes but Esch isn't from there.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2014, 03:09:24 AM
How many teams then? If not 20 I'd settle with 22.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2014, 03:12:34 AM
25 then.

*crosses arms* but no more than that.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2014, 03:21:24 AM
Maybe in the future when MLS has a good foothold in American culture, but one of the big downfalls of past American soccer leagues is rapid expansion and over spending. Especially in cities that cannot support them. MLS is gearing towards expansion right now. But I'm worried they'll try to bank on their boom and not look at the history of past American leagues, notably NASL.

What year would you predict 30 teams being a possibility?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Kara on July 14, 2014, 03:26:42 AM
The talent pool is diluted in the NBA with the number of teams it has and basketball is a popular sport across all segments of American society.

It's not just the number of teams per citizen/resident, it's also the number of capable players that can actually be fielded.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2014, 03:29:29 AM
Exactly. I don't want an NBA situation at all. Most American leagues have too many teams.

And MLS is already expanding in head scratching ways (Atlanta, Miami).

http://m.washingtonpost.com/blogs/soccer-insider/wp/2014/04/15/mlss-imperfect-expansion-plans/

Aside from Orlando, it's starting to look like expansion for the sake of expansion and not actually taking the sport to places where there's a demand and history (STL). Which, for America's third soccer league in history, doesn't really bode well.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Kara on July 14, 2014, 03:39:19 AM
Fair point wrt the physical requirements of basketball. :obama
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Kara on July 14, 2014, 03:47:14 AM
I've watched matches where the match was shrunk down to picture in picture size so that advertising could be run on the screen simultaneously.  :stahp

Wish I could remember what league it was doe. Maybe J or A League? I used to really dredge the bottom of football when I had Fox Soccer Channel and no life.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Mandark on July 14, 2014, 04:45:41 AM
LeBron mighta been a hell of a centre-half, though.

The top NBA and NFL players wouldn't necessarily be populating our national team (or even MLS) if soccer were the king sport in the US.  However, you have a ton of young athletes with bodies suited for soccer who never played it seriously, and instead get scholarships as point guards, cornerbacks, etc.

As to athleticism of the current team, they're very fit.  But with a larger pool to draw from you'd presumably have some equally fit players with actual skills to boot.  To get that pool of talent the US will probably need better high-end youth programs and just more interest.  It's a cliche to say soccer's a "street sport" everywhere but here, but it's true.  Adolescent boys don't obsess over soccer as much as they do other sports, or at least they haven't in the past.

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Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Mandark on July 14, 2014, 04:52:53 AM
Really, if the question is "what does the US need to do to improve at soccer?" then the answer is some form of "take our insane, probably socially unhealthy obsession with sport and make soccer a higher priority within that."
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Momo on July 14, 2014, 08:00:24 AM
oh my god

"Joachim Low says Bayern Munich's Mario Goetze, 22, proved he is better than Lionel Messi after coming off the bench to score Germany's extra-time winner against Argentina."

fuck off :lol

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/323943.html?CMP=OTC-RSS
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 14, 2014, 08:09:28 AM
Dude is delusional

Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 15, 2014, 10:28:59 PM
What's next for CONCACAF:

http://m.goal.com/s/en-us/news/4959529?ICID=HP_HN_4
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - PORTLAND V SEATTLE 7/13, 10 EST, ESPN2
Post by: Himu on July 15, 2014, 10:32:35 PM
Lampard to Momo's MLS club:

http://www.fifa.com/world-match-centre/news/newsid/240/593/2/index.html

Portland makes first girls youth academy program in the US:

http://s.oregonlive.com/UO0ZdRQ
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 15, 2014, 10:57:13 PM
It's certainly not talked about as often as La Liga and EPL.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 15, 2014, 11:19:55 PM
EPL interests me more than La Liga. La Liga is too lopsided in power. Bundesliga is better but it's not broadcasted in America much. Sucks because I love German soccer and their style.

I mostly follow EPL, MLS, Budesliga, and La Liga. EPL and MLS more than the other two.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Kara on July 16, 2014, 12:35:41 AM
EPL interests me more than La Liga. La Liga is too lopsided in power.

Feel free to correct this because I think I might be wrong, but I think in the amount of time the Prem has existed the same number of teams have won La Liga as have won the Prem (5).

Unless your team financially dopes or plays in the Bundesliga, it's not going to win its league unless it's one of a handful of powerful clubs.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 16, 2014, 01:00:45 AM
EPL interests me more than La Liga. La Liga is too lopsided in power.

Feel free to correct this because I think I might be wrong, but I think in the amount of time the Prem has existed the same number of teams have won La Liga as have won the Prem (5).

Unless your team financially dopes or plays in the Bundesliga, it's not going to win its league unless it's one of a handful of powerful clubs.

Sure. But look at the past ten years of premiership champions versus la Liga.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Kara on July 16, 2014, 01:15:53 AM
Sure. But look at the past ten years of premiership champions versus la Liga.

3 champions, 2 of which are notorious for financial doping?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 16, 2014, 01:17:48 AM
Sure. But look at the past ten years of premiership champions versus la Liga.

3 champions, 2 of which are notorious for financial doping?

Aside from Atletico, two champs in ten years. In it's current state, la Liga is far more lopsided than EPL. This is a very common critique towards the league. It isn't anything new.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 16, 2014, 01:19:49 AM
Also, Himu was right about the potential hate for NYCFC

:whoo the fact that New York is getting 2 teams by itself is :beli

:whoo buying up star power to start

:whoo being from New York in the first place

Told ya. They haven't played a game and I already hate them.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 16, 2014, 01:21:49 AM
EPL isn't technically the best but the games tend to be end to end stuff with a ton of atmosphere and oodles of excitements!

Only 4 weeks to go - i HATE international football, but this world cup distracted me enough to not make the gap between seasons too unbearable! :D

Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Momo on July 16, 2014, 02:24:16 AM
oh man, thats really really good. always hated the ones that gives the blue and black stripes equal size. Inter's design was made for pinstripe
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 16, 2014, 02:30:11 AM
Beautiful
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Fifstar on July 16, 2014, 05:59:44 AM
Didn't it used to be like;

EPL > La Liga > Serie A > Bundesliga

and now it's like

EPL >= La Liga > Bundesliga >>> Serie A?

Hard to argue that EPL is superior to La Liga when you look at European Cup titles in the last 5 years (Europa League: 3x Esp and 1x Eng; Champions League Esp2x Eng 1x) and the Club coefficients http://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/uefarankings/club/index.html (http://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/uefarankings/club/index.html). La liga tends to fall apart beyond the top 5 or 6 clubs though, plus a lot of teams are in bad financial shape. EPL and Bundesliga are more evenly matched, although in all leagues the discrepancies between top class, extended contenders that battle for the occasional champions league spot and the rest are growing.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Momo on July 16, 2014, 11:55:40 AM
yup, thats quatar
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Momo on July 16, 2014, 12:06:15 PM
probably cause i pronounce it kwatar and not katar
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Momo on July 16, 2014, 12:37:53 PM
This is probably 100% correct
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: headwalk on July 16, 2014, 12:41:21 PM
la liga is a bunch of ponces mincing around talking rubbish.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 16, 2014, 02:40:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfI4_Ay_Cxc
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 16, 2014, 09:14:57 PM
:(

Red bulls is the worst name ever
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Momo on July 17, 2014, 01:29:37 AM
:(

Red bulls is the worst name ever
Red Bull is a name that grows on you, I hated it in F1 but it becomes acceptable, even good over time
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2014, 01:40:59 AM
Galaxy isn't bizarre. Los Angeles is the city of stars.

It's just not as good as, say, the old Hollywood Stars name.

e: Chicago Fire is one of those inappropriate disaster names. See also: San Jose Quakes, Miami Hurricanes.

:(

Red bulls is the worst name ever

I just call 'em the Billboards.

Or if you want to be an effin' hipster, there's always Metrostars.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 02:14:00 AM
I'm partial to simple names in soccer.

Names like Manchester City Football Club. Or Football Club Barcelona. Or Liverpool Football Club. Nice, simple, succinct, respectable, graceful. So in the MLS, I prefer names like Toronto FC, Sporting Kansas City, FC Dallas (:piss Dallas :piss2). While I know that it makes sense to Americanize a lot of the team with American-like names, for some reason, it doesn't always seem to fit, many reasons given by Esch and Kara. I enjoy names like D.C. United, Seattle Sounders FC, Chivas USA, but that's about it. I do enjoy the Houston Dynamo name, for obvious reasons.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 02:17:42 AM
SC Dallas or Toronto SC just doesn't have the same kick as FC.

Soccer Club versus Football Club. I just...the second one sounds so much cooler.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 02:26:07 AM
MLS schedule this week. The one game I want to watch is Sporting v LA.

July 18:

Portland vs. Colorado on NBC Sports Network

July 19:

Sporting KC v LA Galaxy on ESPN2, ESPN Deportes, TSN
NYRB v San Jose on MLSL
Columbus v Montreal on MLSL
Chicago vs. Philadelphia on MLSL
Houston vs. Toronto FC on MLSL
FC Dallas vs. New England on MLSL
Real Salt Lake vs. Vancouver on MLSL

July 20:

D.C. United vs. Chivas USA on Univision Deportes and MLSL
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2014, 02:33:44 AM
There's a tension between integrating with worldwide football and paying homage to our own football history. Many MLS names are old NASL names which is one of the 2 apexes in the sport's history here, so while they seem just "American," they're our history. (Timbers, Whitecaps, Sounders, Quakes OTTOMH)

I think having a mix of both is part of the charm of MLS, though we could really do without poseur names like Real Salt Lake or Chivas USA (which is thankfully going away).
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 17, 2014, 02:38:56 AM
First step is changing the name to MLF.

I'm not taking the piss or anything, but if you want to be the number 1 sport you can't sit in the corner like a little bitch and be happy with a second tier name like MLS.

Then drop this whole college sports bonanza about football and just let kids play football like they do everywhere.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 02:40:07 AM
There's a tension between integrating with worldwide football and paying homage to our own football history. Many MLS names are old NASL names which is one of the 2 apexes in the sport's history here, so while they seem just "American," they're our history. (Timbers, Whitecaps, Sounders, Quakes OTTOMH)

I think having a mix of both is part of the charm of MLS, though we could really do without poseur names like Real Salt Lake or Chivas USA (which is thankfully going away).

Real Salt Lake is awful, agreed.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 02:40:37 AM
Then drop this whole college sports bonanza about football and just let kids play football like they do everywhere.

What do you mean?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 17, 2014, 02:43:00 AM
I'm talking about this play college sports thing while their peers are playing Champions League in Europe.

Whats the point.

And just being happy with the name soccer screams that football can never be number 1 in America, but in my heart I know it can because it is the best sport.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2014, 02:48:42 AM
Lager, no joke, the url for the MLS website is MLSsoccer.com :snoop
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 17, 2014, 02:55:47 AM
Ouch.

If you want to be number one, you have to dare to dream big. Isn't that the American way you guys have been talking about?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 03:05:15 AM
I'm talking about this play college sports thing while their peers are playing Champions League in Europe.

Whats the point.

And just being happy with the name soccer screams that football can never be number 1 in America, but in my heart I know it can because it is the best sport.

That's because every other sport does it in America. USA soccer has a lot of quirks like that.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2014, 03:07:18 AM
The NASL was American style dreaming big and it collapsed in spectacular fashion, setting the game back decades here.

MLS has always consciously gone out of its way to be the antithesis of the NASL. Slow and steady won't make you happy, but they've been a good rock to grow from and have been willing to adapt as conditions change. (Designated players, academies.)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Mandark on July 17, 2014, 03:29:24 AM
Ah, the first years of MLS.  Game clocks running down from 45:00, fields with American football hashes, those funky hockey-style shoot-outs where you dribbled the ball from further out.

But I'm a DC United fan, so of course I'm going to be nostalgic for the 90's.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 17, 2014, 03:30:18 AM
Ah, the first years of MLS.  Game clocks running down from 45:00, fields with American football hashes, those funky hockey-style shoot-outs where you dribbled the ball from further out.

But I'm a DC United fan, so of course I'm going to be nostalgic for the 90's.

 :neogaf
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 03:34:28 AM
I remember those hockey style shots in a lot of soccer movies like the big green. Or am I dreaming about that? Were those regular penalties? Been 20 years.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Momo on July 17, 2014, 03:38:32 AM
There's a tension between integrating with worldwide football and paying homage to our own football history. Many MLS names are old NASL names which is one of the 2 apexes in the sport's history here, so while they seem just "American," they're our history. (Timbers, Whitecaps, Sounders, Quakes OTTOMH)

I think having a mix of both is part of the charm of MLS, though we could really do without poseur names like Real Salt Lake or Chivas USA (which is thankfully going away).

Real Salt Lake is awful, agreed.
Real Salt
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 17, 2014, 04:28:11 AM
back to the "too many teams" thing in the US - realistically, here is a list of teams you are likely to go and support if you live in England :

(and for giggles, i've bolded the one i've seen play in the flesh - sure i've missed some e.g. i remember seeing some teams but not who they played against)

English Premier League

Arsenal   Aston Villa   Burnley
Chelsea   Crystal Palace   Everton

Hull City   Leicester City   Liverpool
Manchester City   Manchester United   Newcastle United
Queens Park Rangers   Southampton
   Stoke City
Sunderland   Swansea City   Tottenham Hotspur
West Bromwich Albion   West Ham United   

English League Championship

Birmingham City   Blackburn Rovers   Blackpool
Bolton Wanderers   AFC Bournemouth
   Brentford
Brighton and Hove Albion    Cardiff City   Charlton Athletic
Derby County
   Fulham   Huddersfield Town
Ipswich Town   Leeds United   Middlesbrough

Millwall   Norwich City   Nottingham Forest
Reading
   Rotherham United   Sheffield Wednesday
Watford
   Wigan Athletic   Wolverhampton Wanderers

English League One

Barnsley   Bradford City   Bristol City
Chesterfield   Colchester United   Coventry City
Crawley Town   Crewe Alexandra   Doncaster Rovers
Fleetwood Town   Gillingham   Leyton Orient
Milton Keynes Dons   Notts County   Oldham Athletic
Peterborough United   Port Vale   Preston North End
Rochdale   Scunthorpe United   Sheffield United
Swindon Town   Walsall   Yeovil Town

English League Two

Accrington Stanley   AFC Wimbledon   Burton Albion
Bury   Cambridge United   Carlisle United
Cheltenham Town   Dagenham and Redbridge   Exeter City
Hartlepool United   Luton Town   Mansfield Town
Morecambe   Newport County AFC   Northampton Town
Oxford United   Plymouth Argyle   Portsmouth
Shrewsbury Town   Southend United   Stevenage
Tranmere Rovers   Wycombe Wanderers   York City

English Conference Premier

AFC Telford United   Aldershot Town   Alfreton Town
Altrincham   Barnet   Braintree Town
Bristol Rovers   Chester   Dartford
Dover Athletic   Eastleigh   FC Halifax Town
Forest Green Rovers   Gateshead   Grimsby Town
Kidderminster Harriers   Lincoln City   Macclesfield Town
Nuneaton Town   Southport   Torquay United
Welling United   Woking   Wrexham

English Conference North

AFC Fylde      Barrow   Boston United
Brackley Town   Bradford Park Avenue   Chorley
Colwyn Bay   Gainsborough Trinity   Gloucester City
Guiseley   Harrogate Town   Hednesford Town
Hyde FC   Leamington   Lowestoft Town
North Ferriby United   Oxford City   Solihull Moors
Stalybridge Celtic   Stockport County   Tamworth
Worcester City       

English Conference South

Basingstoke Town   Bath City   Bishop's Stortford
Boreham Wood   Bromley   Chelmsford City
Concord Rangers   Eastbourne Borough   Ebbsfleet United
Farnborough   Gosport Borough   Havant and Waterlooville
Hayes and Yeading United   Hemel Hempstead Town   Maidenhead United
Salisbury City   St Albans City   Staines Town
Sutton United   Wealdstone   Weston-super-Mare
Whitehawk       

English Northern Premier

Ashton United   Barwell   Belper Town
Blyth Spartans   Buxton   Curzon Ashton
FC United of Manchester   Frickley Athletic   Grantham Town
Halesowen Town   Ilkeston   King's Lynn Town
Marine   Matlock Town   Nantwich Town
Ramsbottom United   Rushall Olympic   Skelmersdale United
Stamford   Stourbridge   Trafford
Whitby Town   Witton Albion   Workington

English Southern Premier

Arlesey Town   Banbury United   Bideford
Biggleswade Town   Burnham   Cambridge City
Chesham United   Chippenham Town   Cirencester Town
Corby Town   Dorchester Town   Dunstable Town
Frome Town   Hereford United   Histon
Hitchin Town   Hungerford Town   Paulton Rovers
Poole Town   Redditch United   Slough Town
St Neots Town   Truro City   Weymouth

English Isthmian Premier

AFC Hornchurch   Billericay Town   Bognor Regis Town
Bury Town   Canvey Island   Dulwich Hamlet
East Thurrock United   Enfield Town   Grays Athletic
Hampton and Richmond Borough   Harrow Borough   Hendon
Kingstonian   Leatherhead   Leiston
Lewes   Maidstone United   Margate
Metropolitan Police   Peacehaven and Telscombe   Tonbridge Angels
VCD Athletic   Wingate and Finchley   Witham Town
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2014, 04:50:41 AM
I feel like as a Raider fan I should also be a Millwall fan, but lol @ watching Championship / League football on a regular basis. Away matches at mid-table Prem clubs are bad enough as it is.

At one time I did have a soft spot for Colchester United, however.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: headwalk on July 17, 2014, 08:36:57 AM
but lol @ watching Championship / League football on a regular basis.

that's a mean thing to say in an MLS thread.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 17, 2014, 11:35:11 AM
Yeah and beckenbauer I think
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 12:22:18 PM
I did some reading about American soccer history today. Did you know that the New York NASL team had Pelé?

Yes. The Cosmos were huge in the 70's. Dude took a huge paycheck for that too.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 12:23:49 PM
I did some reading about American soccer history today. Did you know that the New York NASL team had Pelé?

Yep. I've been watching episodes from this docu-series, the history of football: the beautiful game. You can find them here:

http://www.dailymotion.com/user/jamesyireland/1


(http://s1.thcdn.com/productimg/0/600/600/59/10166359-1274360552-815000.jpg)

Esch linked me to this a month ago and I need to co-sign this. Absolute beast of a series. Even goes through how most countries have their own historical take on the sport that has lasted centuries and how the idea spread around before it even what it is today.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 04:58:13 PM
Brazil and Spain are too damn high. Particularly Spain.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2014, 05:25:20 PM
that's a mean thing to say in an MLS thread.

Honey, have you ever had to get up at 5-8 am on a Saturday to watch shit English football? Because I have. A lot.

Besides, there's no "wasted away superstars that can still pick apart pathetic defenses" dynamic in the irrelevant tiers of English football. :american
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 05:28:58 PM
that's a mean thing to say in an MLS thread.

Honey, have you ever had to get up at 5-8 am on a Saturday to watch shit English football? Because I have. A lot.


This is one thing I'm not looking forward to when moving to the west coast.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2014, 05:38:32 PM
It sucks, but on the plus side you (1) get up early on the weekends instead of wasting them in bed and (2) have the rest of your day to look forward to after watching your side lose in an embarrassing fashion or stumble in a "thrilling" nil-nil draw to a squad of dull shitkickers.

Pretending to be a La Liga fan has been far more work because their matches usually air around noon here. I have to use [name of football torrent site] to keep up on the team I pretend to follow because I really can't live my life around that. Plus, La Liga has awful weekday match timeslots that always seem to get shoved off on Athletic.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 05:50:40 PM
La Liga is best followed when going to a taqueria that has bein Sports.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2014, 06:05:15 PM
http://www.espnfc.com/team/united-states/660/blog/post/1952703/espn-fcs-experts-debate-the-future-for-us-soccerthe-players-and-the-next-generation

ESPN FC roundtable: judging the USMNT players

Gonna to check this shit out later. Thanks for posting!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 17, 2014, 08:22:50 PM
I love Championship level football - it's only a matter of time before it becomes Premier League 2 , viewing figures rising and it's genuinely an exciting league because no one has a clue who is going up or down. It's the perfect antidote to the Premier League's dominance by a handful of teams.

Also - the standard is pretty decent! (I would say that as an Ipswich Town fan... not that we provide too much of that quality! (well, certainly not since the late 90s/early 00)

Millwall - as i had to travel back towards London, i made sure i never went to Millwall games at Ipswich. Always trouble. Simply not worth it. But Ian Holloway is their manager these days and he's Godlike.

Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: headwalk on July 17, 2014, 11:02:18 PM
that's a mean thing to say in an MLS thread.

Honey, have you ever had to get up at 5-8 am on a Saturday to watch shit English football? Because I have. A lot.

Besides, there's no "wasted away superstars that can still pick apart pathetic defenses" dynamic in the irrelevant tiers of English football. :american

i used to have to get up at 8am to play shit english football, if that counts?

i will also be watching shit english football (at a reasonable hour) every saturday if big sam has his way.

fortune's always hiding.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2014, 02:02:40 AM
yeah - played in Tokyo ... which means you don't actually play in Tokyo... more like 2-3 hours to get to places, meaning an early start way too often.

Futsal is the way to go here.

But the timing of English football on TV is great here - late saturday night and into sunday morning, couldn't be better!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 18, 2014, 03:35:41 AM
edit ; nvm

I agreed with you. Why delete?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 19, 2014, 06:08:00 PM
I need to finish sailor moon before I watch tonight's game
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread - Lampard, Xavi to NYCFC
Post by: Himu on July 19, 2014, 06:51:16 PM
SKC v LA on
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2014, 05:51:24 PM
http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/7/20/mls-world-cup.html
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 22, 2014, 12:48:18 AM
I'm not sure about Vegas. But we'll see.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 22, 2014, 01:04:40 AM
http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2014/07/20/armchair-analyst-first-days-mls-30-and-other-week-19-thoughts?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=News&utm_campaign=Unpaid

http://youtu.be/hVW88oRX55s

Quote
But that whole brush is too broad. If you were around in the Bad Old Days you'd know that MLS 1.0 consisted of a bunch of smaller eras. Here are a few:

"Geez, these stadiums are full" (1996)
"Geez, these stadiums are empty" (1997-2001)
"Oh crap, we're contracting" (2001-2002)
"Name a franchise after a Mexican team? I guess that could work" (2004-2005)

:lol
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Momo on July 22, 2014, 12:49:42 PM
Brazil have rotated the same 3 coaches for what feels like the last 30 years

parreira, phil, dunga
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Fifstar on July 22, 2014, 01:33:14 PM
So unbalanced as a team. Although this could be said about lst years team as well and they won the CL so what the fuck do I know. Also 80 Million feel like way too much for James.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Momo on July 22, 2014, 02:09:37 PM
So unbalanced as a team. Although this could be said about lst years team as well and they won the CL so what the fuck do I know. Also 80 Million feel like way too much for James.
Real has never been an actual team though. They're a group of shirt selling names.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Momo on July 22, 2014, 02:11:14 PM
I feel like you can tell the author is a bit of an Arsenal stan though, he keeps sucking Wenger off for his sustainability practices.
That's not really it. Arsenal are one of the very few teams that are sensible and successful. ManU used to have a decent academy, but thats all gone to shit.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Fifstar on July 22, 2014, 02:38:14 PM
So unbalanced as a team. Although this could be said about lst years team as well and they won the CL so what the fuck do I know. Also 80 Million feel like way too much for James.
Real has never been an actual team though. They're a group of shirt selling names.

Yeah, them winning the CL probably felt like a nice bonus for the management, their true goal seems to be the biggest circus in the world of football and to generate the most revenue that way. Overspending on players is probably part of that. Also from what I have read, they're financially quit stable these days, even with this sort of seemingly absurd sums they spend, although Madrid and the spanish government were more than generous to them in the past.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Momo on July 22, 2014, 02:47:51 PM
"Real Madrid’s revenue totals €520.9 million, its net profit amounts to €36.9 million, and its net debt has shrunk by 27.4%," the statement said. "Real Madrid closed the 2012-13 fiscal year with a turnover of €520.9 million, 1.3% more than in the previous period, thus becoming the only sports entity in the world in far surpassing the €500 million revenue barrier for the second consecutive year. Earnings before taxes total €47.7 million, 47.8% more than in the previous period while net profit is €36.9 million, 52.4% above the previous fiscal year."

:noah
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 22, 2014, 02:56:47 PM
All dem pounds :tauntaun
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 01:23:43 AM
Beasley to Dynamo :hyper Just what we need!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 12:27:37 PM
http://instagram.com/p/qx2cwxnwcr/

:lupe
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 12:30:53 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/22/manchester-united-louis-van-gaal-transfer-record

:LUPE

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2014/07/23/nbc-sports-bringing-premier-league-games-into-movie-theaters-nationwide/

:what

Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 12:48:45 PM
I'd go to one if it was dirt cheap

Also :comeon @ the username change

I lost that bet from wrath. :yeshrug
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 12:54:06 PM
should i go to the dynamo friendly against aston villa this weekend?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Momo on July 23, 2014, 02:38:01 PM
Go Himu
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 03:23:36 PM
name  change bet
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 03:43:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFe_065RqUA
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 05:25:27 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtQYaZcIYAAxQ-a.jpg)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 06:35:51 PM
Yeah, he'll likely be benched during the season though, but we will see. I'm thinking they liked what they saw during his short stint at the cup.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 06:38:15 PM
I wish I could watch Bundesliga more often so I could see how he develops.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 06:42:10 PM
:larry

I did NOT hear about that.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: TEEEPO on July 23, 2014, 06:46:37 PM
LOL HAVEN'T WATCHED SOCCER SINCE THE WORLD CUP
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 09:50:34 PM
World Cup. I don't remember much either.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 09:57:59 PM
Sporting kc v Manchester city on ESPN 2 now
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2014, 10:03:38 PM
Beautiful header from boyata.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Fifstar on July 24, 2014, 03:12:55 AM
Yeah, he'll likely be benched during the season though, but we will see. I'm thinking they liked what they saw during his short stint at the cup.

No matter how talented he is, the team is just too strong for him to see much playing time, he wouldn't be the first young player to waste away on the bench at Bayern. Might get some minutes in the german cup or some garbage time in already decided matches.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 24, 2014, 09:54:08 AM
Man UTD crushed LA at 0-7

Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 24, 2014, 12:15:11 PM
That's why I'm hesitating going to the dynamo-aston villa friendly
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 25, 2014, 03:28:43 PM
Fuck NYCFC.

And Drogba returns to Chelsea. :o
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Mandark on July 25, 2014, 04:47:02 PM
I don't get the Chelsea striker situation.  They're a vastly rich, ambitious club.  Last year the hole in their lineup was at striker.  They have Romelu Lukaku, who has scored at the rate of a goal every two games while on loan to other Premiership teams.  Yet it's up in the air whether he'll even be playing for them this year.

What's going on?  Does Mourinho not rate him?  Is there a personal conflict?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 27, 2014, 10:37:06 AM
Quote
What's going on?  Does Mourinho not rate him?  Is there a personal conflict?

Mourinho doesn't rate him and Chelsea are likely to sell him to Everton .... BUT....

Mourinho is petty - the transfer deadline is the 31st August....

Who do Chelsea play away on the 30th August? Oh i see... Everton.

Expect the deal to be announced straight -after- that game so Lukaku cannot play against his loan club, but can sign immediately after the game. lol.

Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: headwalk on July 27, 2014, 11:15:52 AM
So Arsenal's the only team to lose to an MLS team this preseason :whew :lol

hammers lost to two a-league teams in a row if that counts (no, it's much worse). it's like BFS knows he's on his way out and is trying to produce the most shocking results possible so that we spend whatever pennies we have left for building the squad on terminating his contract.

(http://i5.minus.com/iuEtm0COuWwgz.PNG)

when your chairman is tweeting shit like this, you know things are going well.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: headwalk on July 27, 2014, 01:44:56 PM
fucking hell torres:

(http://a.pomf.se/syshch.gif)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 27, 2014, 02:13:45 PM
Costa goal for chelsea :whew
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 27, 2014, 08:43:21 PM
Poor Torres - he's totally Reverse Midas'ing in terms of form.

Quote
when your chairman is tweeting shit like this, you know things are going well.

the Talksport interview concerning Morrison tells you all you need to know about where that relationship is going. Sam has already got one foot out of the door.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 27, 2014, 10:57:47 PM
So Arsenal's the only team to lose to an MLS team this preseason :whew :lol

I went to the match. It was pretty awful. :lol
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Kara on July 27, 2014, 11:10:51 PM
Did h0pper go with you?

Did he get mad?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 27, 2014, 11:14:10 PM
He wanted to go, but didn't want to shell out for the crazy prices on StubHub. My gf got me a ticket at face value from someone through Twitter. I ended up sitting with a fellow Mets fan.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2014, 01:43:38 AM
No. :fbm This is what I get for watching a mediocre Raw just because it was in Houston. :(
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: headwalk on July 29, 2014, 09:54:51 AM
pretty relieved the valencia deal finally went through. someone needs to put a white tent up around carroll and do the humane thing.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 30, 2014, 10:10:12 AM
Time to take out arsenal players from my fantasy team.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Fifstar on July 30, 2014, 01:31:36 PM
all that money and Real Madrid lost to Roma? (http://i.minus.com/jkVR9Z5EzbNFK.png)

Those games are absolutly meaningless, even more so after a World Cup where the core players of the top teams join the season preparation so late.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 31, 2014, 06:16:02 AM
Quote
Cause they lost in an international friendly to an MLS team? It's not like their best players were on the field lol

Yup - Preseasons - it's better to lose and find out where your issues are and test out a few new ideas.

Hell, i've seen Real (Zidane era), Valencia , Man Utd and Celtic come over to Japan and get -battered- by midtable nothing teams.

It's not worth anything.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Fifstar on July 31, 2014, 03:46:57 PM
German U19 just won the European Championship, the new talents are coming.

Anybody here going to watch the Bayern Munich vs MLS All Star team match next week?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on August 01, 2014, 03:56:10 PM
German U19 just won the European Championship, the new talents are coming.

Anybody here going to watch the Bayern Munich vs MLS All Star team match next week?

Yes
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on August 01, 2014, 04:01:47 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/2ccyrb/team_preview_aston_villa_barclays_premier_league/

Reddit previewing every club for the new epl season

Anyone watching any mls matches this weekend?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on August 02, 2014, 09:58:49 AM
You exchange shorts with someone and forget? :sabu
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 02, 2014, 06:00:35 PM
https://twitter.com/samuelJayC/status/495670283693727744

traffic was crazy all day
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on August 02, 2014, 08:38:56 PM
yeah that's fucking crazy and the average ticket price was $386.32 and started at $107.

(https://i.imgur.com/vbK83gy.jpg)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 02, 2014, 09:51:50 PM
I can see where I took driving lessons in that pic brehs
:tocry

btw the largest crowd on record at the Big House is 115k from last year. Very close to breaking the record today. Impressive.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Fifstar on August 03, 2014, 04:22:28 AM
yeah that's fucking crazy and the average ticket price was $386.32 and started at $107.

Average price was fuckin 400$?? And there is this turnout? I mean, Real vs MAnU is probably the perfect pairing for an international viewership, but that's still insane, especially for the US. Bundesliga games start at 20$ for standing placess and 35$ for seats (which is cheaper than the other big leagues, but I can't imagine that those reach the average of this game).
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on August 03, 2014, 05:31:11 PM
yeah that's fucking crazy and the average ticket price was $386.32 and started at $107.

Average price was fuckin 400$?? And there is this turnout? I mean, Real vs MAnU is probably the perfect pairing for an international viewership, but that's still insane, especially for the US. Bundesliga games start at 20$ for standing placess and 35$ for seats (which is cheaper than the other big leagues, but I can't imagine that those reach the average of this game).

Dynamo tickets start at like 25 dollars and I think the same is for most MLS teams. This just seems like a huge premium based on brand.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 04, 2014, 04:29:25 AM
Ajax lost 1-0 against PEC Zwolle in the Dutch Supercup yesterday :snoop

Last season PEC beat Ajax 5-1 in the final of the cup  :shaq2

Our angstgegner
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on August 05, 2014, 10:32:30 AM
http://www.espnfc.us/united-states/story/1972832/clint-dempsey-wants-to-play-for-united-states-at-least-through-2016-copa-america

Dempsey wants to play in the copa america
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Offseason/MLS Thread
Post by: Himu on August 05, 2014, 10:36:07 AM
Great article on US All star game.

Be sure to watch.

http://mashable.com/2014/08/05/mls-all-star-game-tuesday-bayern-watch/

Comes on at 9:30 EST on ESPN2.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR TEAM V BAYERN MUNICH @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN
Post by: Himu on August 05, 2014, 10:52:02 AM
Okay!
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN
Post by: headwalk on August 05, 2014, 05:39:07 PM
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/leeds-united-fc-massimo-cellino-chairman-ben-machell-921

killer article on leeds. feels like only yesterday that yeboah was annihilating crossbars.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: Himu on August 05, 2014, 09:24:14 PM
Captain obvious to the rescue:

https://twitter.com/donruiztnt/status/496706235681759232
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 06, 2014, 02:30:08 AM
lots of radio chatter about a Premier League club moving to US or Qatar in the next X years because "then they could sell out to huge crowds each week" .... um.... okay.

Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 06, 2014, 03:43:27 AM
hahahahhaha ok

Anyhoo guys sign up for our Bore Premier League Fantasy thing, so far only me and DC have the balls to do so (is there a female friendly way of saying this?)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: headwalk on August 06, 2014, 07:21:49 PM
lots of radio chatter about a Premier League club moving to US or Qatar in the next X years because "then they could sell out to huge crowds each week" .... um.... okay.

you just know they're talking about man city.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: Himu on August 06, 2014, 08:29:44 PM
BUSINESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

ohhhHHHHH BUSINESSSSSSSSS!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcN3Inbykx4
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: Himu on August 06, 2014, 09:39:59 PM
Julian out here being awarded for playing for America at the World Cup when he about to play us and he is like :holeup
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: Himu on August 06, 2014, 10:02:19 PM
Nice game in the first five minutes so far
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: Himu on August 06, 2014, 10:08:28 PM
To be fair I thought he had that save. But that was a damn nice kick.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 12:08:58 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 12:26:33 AM
http://gfycat.com/AdventurousInsidiousBigmouthbass#?format=gif
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 12:28:29 AM
On reddit a survey was taken to see the most popular team by state and

(http://i.imgur.com/nXdHfHp.png)

:teehee

Fuck off Dallas
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
Check out the threads on r/soccer right now.

Fucking hilarious

http://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/2cu5lh/match_thread_mls_all_stars_vs_bayern_munich_600pt/

http://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/2cuq52/opinions_on_pep_and_the_bayern_staff_giving_caleb/

Quote
Germany won the World Cup > Bayern is Germany's best team > MLS All Star's are the best club the MLS could make > the MLS is the best league in the United States, so beating Bayern Munich = United States winning the World Cup.

:lol
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - US ALL-STAR GAME - 8/6 @ 9:30 EST ON ESPN2
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 12:44:05 AM
https://twitter.com/PinzonDiego/statuses/497230938758447104

"I did not shake hands with the MLS All-Star coaching staff because I did not see them."
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2014, 01:46:08 AM
Why the fuck are the Sounders popular outside the NW?

Fuck that stupid team.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 02:13:38 AM
Why the fuck are the Sounders popular outside the NW?

Fuck that stupid team.

:yeshrug

Agreed on Sounders hate
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 10:15:08 AM
It sucks because I really respect guardiola.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 10:32:38 AM
Seriously, I liked Bayern before this. :( the conflict.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 10:36:55 AM
This goal was so good

http://gfycat.com/DecentCookedJavalina#
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 10:44:59 AM
It's not just guardiola either, but the whole club looked like assholes and unsportsmanlike. I just couldn't respect it, and I've been cheering for Bayern for a while now. May have to root against them now. I don't think it's stanning because I sure as fuck can't watch bundes but I do or did enjoy the club at champions league. I'll be rooting against them full stop now.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 10:46:55 AM
Clint Dempsey ' s undeniable man charisma?

I have to admit I love to hate on Dempsey when it's not time to put on a USA shirt. Though he'll always have my respect. Same for Donovan and Beckham. I'll never forgive that MLS cup final. :maf and I'm moving to LA. :lupe going to Galaxy matches in a Dynamo shirt. :aah
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 10:59:52 AM
Fucking Yankees assholes. Hope Atleti makes good work on that ass.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 11:17:43 AM
I'm still looking around la Liga and bundes picking. Will have to see more, but I lean Atletico for la Liga. I may even be undecided on EPL because I do like Arsenal a lot. And arsene is definitely my favorite EPL manager. :larry And Manchester City has too much money and can just buy championships if they wanted. So I just don't know. This season I'll let it decide between arsenal and Manchester city which club speaks to me more. My deadline is mid season transfer window. I think that should be enough time. I still don't have any EPL memorabilia and IMO, you're officially locked as a fan the second you buy anything with that clubs name or colors on it. I've got a Dynamo scarf and hoodie. So I'm a dynamo fan. Once I buy an EPL clubs shirt or scarf, that will be my club.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 11:26:43 AM
Bilbao is also another good la Liga choice.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 11:32:12 AM
I can't fuck with Liverpool due to their history. Tottenham is ok. Chelsea...there's just something about them I don't like. I hate Manchester United.

I'll be honest and say I've never watched a serie A match in my life. Every time i go to a taqueria I watch la Liga if the season is on. Which is often. So I'm used to watching la Liga despite not having Beln sports channel (which is great so I should get on that). Over my way, EPL, La Liga, and Liga MX (Mexico) are the leagues people watch around in this sector of Tejas.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 11:34:44 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BucdWNtCMAAzzAT.jpg)

:pacspit
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 11:46:28 AM
I can't fuck with Liverpool due to their history.

Go on? My buddy is a big Liverpool stanley and I may need some troll material

http://soccerlens.com/football-violence-worst-football-riots/23093/

When I think of Liverpool and Newcastle I think of hooliganism.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2014, 12:16:49 PM
Bilbao is also another good la Liga choice.

Don't call them Bilbao doe.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 07, 2014, 12:35:58 PM
Why the fuck are the Sounders popular outside the NW?

Fuck that stupid team.

:yeshrug

Agreed on Sounders hate

You don't have to be a fan, but hate? You can fuck right off, brah.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 12:41:57 PM
It's not really hate at all, I just knew you'd respond. (http://i.imgur.com/8Vd2G.png)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Fifstar on August 07, 2014, 04:27:01 PM
It's not just guardiola either, but the whole club looked like assholes and unsportsmanlike. I just couldn't respect it, and I've been cheering for Bayern for a while now. May have to root against them now. I don't think it's stanning because I sure as fuck can't watch bundes but I do or did enjoy the club at champions league. I'll be rooting against them full stop now.


Didn't watch the game, but changing allegiance because of some annoyed behaviour at at pre season game??? Bayern are arrogant but not more so than any of the other top teams, probably less than teams like Real or Manchester City. Some of the players landed just hours before the game. Guardiola is as determined as you can get and was probably already annoyed at a trip that is solely done for commercial reasons so he losts he lost his shit after Schweinsteiger (who has glas bones) got fouled and slightly injured.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2014, 06:37:17 PM
I wouldn't say I have any allegiance to Bayern. Being a fan of and being a die hard are completely different things. Germany is across the ocean. What allegiance could I possibly have?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 08, 2014, 01:38:10 AM
I wouldnt pick cech, they just got courtois back who is so much better.

Ill send you the code for our Bore league.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Fifstar on August 08, 2014, 03:40:21 AM
I wouldn't say I have any allegiance to Bayern. Being a fan of and being a die hard are completely different things. Germany is across the ocean. What allegiance could I possibly have?

Allegiance was the wrong word, but how does that change the general point. Every team/coach/player will have some off days regarding behaviour.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 08, 2014, 03:46:23 AM
I think it's hard for us to imagine Fifstar because our preferences are baked in since birth/youth.

But I thought about it today and I think it makes sense for people that are not that passionate/involved in a league.

Like if you asked me what my Italian/Spanish/Portuguese/German team is I wouldn't know really. I'd support the team that has character that season or some Dutchie/Polish player.

But if you talk EPL/Eredivisie/Ekstraklasa then I have no choice in choosing. Always gonna be Arsenal/Ajax/Legia.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 08, 2014, 05:46:57 AM
Fucking Ueffa Maffia strikes again.

Legia got kicked out of the CL for real bullshit.

I'm so gutted.

Dunno if I even want to watch the CL now.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 08, 2014, 09:38:18 AM
Yeah DC's name I know, kind of regretting my Boreing name now.

I don't hate Celtic, just Uefa
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 08, 2014, 10:27:35 AM
You can still do free transfers till 18th or something so don't sweat it.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Mandark on August 08, 2014, 11:48:20 AM
Donovan retiring after the season.  Easily the best outfield player the US has had at this point.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: headwalk on August 08, 2014, 09:27:09 PM
code me. i've got my glory/hipster/bandwagon picks all ready.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: headwalk on August 08, 2014, 10:31:39 PM
code me. i've got my glory/hipster/bandwagon picks all ready.

Check your PM's.

neat.

i bumped the other thread, if we keep floating it to the top i reckon we'll gain a few more stragglers.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 08, 2014, 10:33:46 PM
i'll join this weekend.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: headwalk on August 08, 2014, 10:54:35 PM
championship starts tomorrow. leeds (complete with new batshit italian owner and coach who was previously sacked by a conference team) vs. millwall is my one to watch. could be a bloodbath.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: headwalk on August 09, 2014, 07:45:58 PM
What do you guys think of Liverpool this season? Seems like they're going to face some struggles without Suarez,  lots of injuries.

they won't be challenging. seen nothing in their pre-season which makes me think they've even got a plan to build around the squad they have. sterling will have a great year, but i'm still not buying that sturridge is anything like world class - as far as i'm concerned those 20 odd goals came from an apprenticeship.

as it stands, they'll be hashing it out for a europa spot.

edit: just read about sturridge's hammy. good thing everton's pre season has been tragic and they plundered southampton.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: headwalk on August 10, 2014, 10:35:03 AM
4-0 huh? now i feel dumb.

city looking tepid as fuck in the charity shield. i know it's not their full first team but a squad with their depth has no excuse to look this limp.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 10, 2014, 10:52:04 AM
Goooooners up 2

Ajax won 4-1

Yeah my birthday is cool
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: headwalk on August 10, 2014, 04:57:31 PM
exodust and himu, where are your damn FPL teams?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Kara on August 10, 2014, 05:28:17 PM
Don't got no code.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 10, 2014, 05:28:19 PM
Im counting on Himu and the rest
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Kara on August 10, 2014, 06:30:28 PM
OK joined.

This reminded me that fucking Leicester City is tied with City now as the most dominant club of England's second division. :maf
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Kara on August 10, 2014, 06:49:38 PM
:fabulous
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 11, 2014, 12:18:03 AM
Just got home from a ten mile run while listening to the game. Took some time, but Sounders finally put this one away. Houston was in control in the first half, was worried for a while...
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 11, 2014, 12:19:09 AM
Houston hasn't been doing well this season. You guys did well
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 11, 2014, 02:25:58 AM
I don't have Sanchez or Toure even. Too expensive.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Kara on August 11, 2014, 02:26:54 AM
Better than me, I won't pick him in fantasy ever because of an ancient (as in 3+ years ago) meme on footballthread that stemmed from a Blue calling him "Offensive Force Yaya Toure".
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 11, 2014, 02:27:34 AM
Legit reason imho
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 11, 2014, 02:29:19 AM
Ideally I'd have another Pool player.

(http://i.imgur.com/FiQ5kVF.jpg)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 11, 2014, 02:50:05 AM
Ipswich taking care of biznaz on the first day beating Fulham 2-1 at home - in truth we got quite lucky, Fulham have a wealth of youth talent but it's going to take them a while to click into gear. I expect them to be up there near the end of the season so getting them at home first game of the season is good for us.

The Championship is a crazy old league and i honestly have no idea what is going to happen - it's basically 23 teams could win it, 23 teams could go down. It's going to be a crazy ride.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 11, 2014, 02:51:54 AM
Fullham players are prob trying to stay injury free to get that transfer out of the Championship  :)

Good to get points from a team like that now.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 11, 2014, 04:37:01 AM
there are a number of shirts marking the 100th anniversary of the British involvement in World War 1

as a background , a lot of football teams initially did not send their players to the war, but ultimately a number of clubs packed up their entire teams and sent them to war

A few clubs are marking the occassion with events and commerative kids : Scottish club Hearts of Midlothian are one of those clubs - and they have a pretty awesome kit

(http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/javaImages/30/e9/0,,10289~12773680,00.jpg)
(http://www.heartsdirect.co.uk/images/H/rotator_1.jpg)

First team i ever played for played in old Hearts kits - so i may have to fold and get one when they get back in stock. I love kits that have no sponsor as well. Like the good old days.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Himu on August 11, 2014, 05:36:05 AM
Best shirt I've ever seen. Classy as hell. Feels like a top for a private school uniform. I can imagine wearing that with a plaid or black skirt and just looking fly.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 11, 2014, 09:36:29 AM
I just don't feel like I'd be saving that much money by going cheap on the back line, 1 mil difference a player tops between someone that scores and someone that doesn't.

What formation you gonna play?

I got Bojan as well, but still thinking of switching him cause he wasn't so hot at Ajax last year.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: headwalk on August 11, 2014, 10:40:05 AM
carroll? i'm pretty sure we're shopping around glue factories to see what kind of price we get on him. pick up valencia instead for the same price.

the real irons bargain is kouyate. he's looked our best player in our (gash) pre-season and is a flat £5m.

can't believe sanchez is £1.5m more than fabregas. barkley is tempting at £7m if you doing mind going for tabloid picks.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 11, 2014, 10:40:30 AM
You could try Pelle for 7,5 mil

Ill try to play 3-5-2 with a shit bench so nobody better get injured

Sanchez is more then fabregas because -you will see this season- :)
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: headwalk on August 11, 2014, 10:43:46 AM
You could try Pelle for 7,5 mil

Ill try to play 3-5-2 with a shit bench so nobody better get injured

Sanchez is more then fabregas because -you will see this season- :)

you really think he'll hit the ground running? fabregas is a known quantity and fits like a glove into what chelsea have set up right now. think it'll take sanchez at least a couple of months to acclimatise, then he's only got a couple more months to regain his value before gooners do their traditional winter bed shitting.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 11, 2014, 11:52:42 AM
Pelle dude Pelle

@headwalk, dont feel that confident about chelsea this year, lets see

Still think there might be some signings last min so im keeping my options open

I saw sanchez against man city and he looked good
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 11, 2014, 05:23:27 PM
Just got home from a ten mile run while listening to the game. Took some time, but Sounders finally put this one away. Houston was in control in the first half, was worried for a while...

Oba red card was grade a bullshit
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: warcock on August 11, 2014, 06:50:06 PM
I'm a gunner.  :-*

I hopefully won't fire my load early this year.  :-*

Bayern to win the CL, heard it here first.  :-*

Liverpool out of the top 4 pls  :maf
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: warcock on August 11, 2014, 06:59:21 PM

Bayern to win the CL, heard it here first.  :-*


(http://replygif.net/i/166.gif)

It has been prophesized. Who do you think he was talking to?

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10444519_10154468210715045_454281050423567807_n.jpg)


Also on what planet is Di maria worth 70 million dollars even assuming post inflationary arab money?
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: headwalk on August 11, 2014, 07:17:46 PM
i feel a sticky coming on.
Title: Re: FOOTBALL/SOCCER Thread - MLS All Star team beats Bayern Munich!
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 11, 2014, 09:52:45 PM
Let's make this the official bore home of FFL and Football/Soccer sh1t talking.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 11, 2014, 09:57:12 PM
i am still tampering with my team but i'm fairly happy with it - i'm sacrificing a squad player or so to increase on-pitch quality (that might bite me in the ar$e)

I have similar concerns about Sanchez as headwalk - i maybe forced into a set of tactical substitutions down the line involving him and a couple of other players.

Can't wait to get it started though. Ipswich's second game tonight - in the League cup - i honestly hope we just set ourselves up to crash out, same for FA Cup. Let's just concentrate on the league and screw any distractions.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Himu on August 11, 2014, 10:03:18 PM
WHAT IS GOING ON
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 11, 2014, 10:04:49 PM
i made a unilateral choice to sticky this because the FFL thread keeps slipping down and i can't be bothered looking for it any more.

Please put your FFL stuff in here - let's see if we can get more people involved in the league.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 11, 2014, 10:16:58 PM
it happened.

footbore is life.

trying to choose between my jovetic hipster pick and giroud who is the clearest out and out striker for a team which will definitely score a lot of goals. i think that belter he scored the charity shield sealed it.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Himu on August 11, 2014, 10:18:32 PM
:lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Himu on August 11, 2014, 10:20:59 PM
Dcharlie is an admin
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 11, 2014, 10:25:36 PM
I'll be here bitching all the time.

get on FPL you slag. just throw a team together with glory picks.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2014, 10:30:12 PM
sticky soccer thread?
:pacspit

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqIK7C1CMAApDzL.jpg)
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:noah :tocry
[close]
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 11, 2014, 11:42:08 PM
Well guys, I'm going to see Sporting Kansas City vs. Toronto FC live this week.

:leon

Nice. I miss going to Chivas USA games on the reg and sitting in the nice seats with the only other gringos in the house.

My Chivas USA car flag is going to be a real collector item after they change their name.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 12, 2014, 12:02:18 AM
They were a lot of fun when Preki was their manager. The person who would comp me cancelled their season tickets when he got the axe. :'(
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Momo on August 12, 2014, 01:55:30 AM
Sorry I didn't join the league bros, I skipped the work one too. I have a bunch of reading/studying to do coming up so I dont want to add yet another timesink to my portfolio :lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 12, 2014, 02:34:48 AM
We got stickied  :mouf
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2014, 03:19:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Apq3MJ6.png)

:yeshrug

just made shit up

budget is currently 0.0 pounds
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 12, 2014, 09:56:35 AM
RvP is a waste of money I think, but who knows maybe lvG will make him play good again.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 12, 2014, 10:14:38 AM
RvP is a waste of money I think, but who knows maybe lvG will make him play good again.

definitely seems on the turn. rooney on the other hand is looking up for it this year.

carlton cole up front? i admire your optimism.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2014, 10:19:05 AM
I'll go with Rooney but it's hard not to instantly recoil at seeing Rooney's name.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 12, 2014, 10:33:07 AM
I mean, I don't feel particularly sunshine and daisies when I see Lukaku in my front three, but it is what it is.

Also, I find it lame that there dont seem to be many great forwards in the 8-9 million pound range. You have the ubermenschen at 10.5 mill and up, but underneath that it's a strange mix of over and undervaluation. Midfielders appear to be paid more sensibly.

i guess it's just the inelegance of FPLs where scoring goals factors above all else. that's why players like coutinho don't fetch nearly as much as someone like sanchez.

I'll go with Rooney but it's hard not to instantly recoil at seeing Rooney's name.

i just dropped in a spuds player. we all do what we've gotta do.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 12, 2014, 11:51:50 AM
Speaking of which, why are the Spurs so universally clowned upon? It's almost relentless, tbh.

Everyone on the internet is a Gooner and thinks we give a shit about their local derby.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 12, 2014, 11:58:25 AM
Speaking of which, why are the Spurs so universally clowned upon? It's almost relentless, tbh.

it's just the done thing in london. every other team has their peaks and troughs (mainly troughs for us), but we're all united in the feeling that spurs will always think they're something while never really amounting to anything.

there was a bit of good feeling while bale was around, but their "sold elvis and bought the beatles" spiel was just asking for the kind of schadenfreude that the rest of london duly dished out.

and yeah, USArsenal's internet shitposting war machine probably hasn't helped much.

all that said, i'd rather see them do well than those plastic prawn sandwich cunts, and i'm still fielding courtois, luis and fabregas.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Momo on August 12, 2014, 12:09:24 PM
Speaking of which, why are the Spurs so universally clowned upon? It's almost relentless, tbh.

Everyone on the internet is a Gooner and thinks we give a shit about their local derby.
I'm a gooner but I dont give a shit about the local derby, I dont live there. I care more that we beat Liverpool. Always.

As for Why I clown Spurs, because they are utter failures. Their finances always looked better than Arsenal from when Wenger took over, they had talent and a name and location to attract players and while one club grew into the invincibles, CL finalists, new stadium, financial stability, the most beautiful style of football in England, the other became Spurs
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 12, 2014, 02:27:51 PM
If you're not a rag or a scouser the club you support is a failure of some degree. :patel

I'll amend my original statement--gooners and Londoners thinking the rest of the world gives a shit.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: warcock on August 12, 2014, 02:39:53 PM
how the fuck do i post my team without print screening shananigans?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 12, 2014, 04:00:39 PM
just use snip, save as png and drag it onto imgur. done.

i'd have already done it if sky hadn't bought exclusive rights to the unveiling.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2014, 04:41:00 PM
print screen.

go to paint.

ctrl+v

ctrl+s

voila
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 12, 2014, 04:49:04 PM
Watching Man U vs. Valencia. United looking pretty mediocre tbqh. Might have to take Rooney off and replace him with Jovetic or Giroud.

yeah. that pen.

i'd probably swap him out for costa if i wasn't already maxed on chelsea scum. 

that said, i still think he'll rack up a decent total even if united flounder.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: warcock on August 12, 2014, 05:50:46 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10557237_10154576570015045_841461478503580617_n.jpg?oh=5db5a78d3db254901047e19b0f0afae1&oe=547448D7&__gda__=1416225469_cb2d3bac44b427337184f0c576619db2)


Pheer. This is oddly exciting. Is there a point to saving monies/not blowing load early?

Anyone catch madrid/sevilla?

 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 12, 2014, 05:55:40 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10557237_10154576570015045_841461478503580617_n.jpg?oh=5db5a78d3db254901047e19b0f0afae1&oe=547448D7&__gda__=1416225469_cb2d3bac44b427337184f0c576619db2)


Pheer. This is oddly exciting. Is there a point to saving monies/not blowing load early?

Anyone catch madrid/sevilla?

 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

yeah. real looking disappointingly sharp. can't help but want to see them implode.

HAMAS looked a little out of place though, wasn't up to the pace and was playing too deep to be much of a real threat.

think you've got way too much money on the bench there. put three up front if you're playing giroud and see if you can find a glue factory to take gerrard.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: warcock on August 12, 2014, 05:57:28 PM
drogba is cheep, and i think mourinho is going to re-energize him.
Ozil, oh hellll nawww you didnt.......... :-*

Who would you have me put instead of gerrard. He old and he tired, but still cute. :nsfw
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 12, 2014, 06:02:21 PM
how the fuck do i post my team without print screening shananigans?

 :lol

Sorry breh this just cracked me up
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 12, 2014, 06:03:32 PM
drogba is cheep, and i think mourinho is going to re-energize him.
Ozil, oh hellll nawww you didnt.......... :-*

Who would you have me put instead of gerrard. He old and he tired, but still cute. :nsfw

well, for a start if you're going to be a disgusting gooner with a packed midfield, you gotta find room for ramsey.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: warcock on August 12, 2014, 06:09:10 PM
drogba is cheep, and i think mourinho is going to re-energize him.
Ozil, oh hellll nawww you didnt.......... :-*

Who would you have me put instead of gerrard. He old and he tired, but still cute. :nsfw

well, for a start if you're going to be a disgusting gooner with a packed midfield, you gotta find room for ramsey.

I can't, i have a soft spot for wilshere. He's my boy, the promised messiah that would finally bring light to english talent through finesse instead of brutish force.  I wanted to put mertesacker in too, constipated defense ftw. Running is exhausting yo.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 12, 2014, 06:21:16 PM
Spend 8/9 mil on giroud and gerrard and put them on the bench?

Then have ozil , wilshere and drogba play?

Fantasy manager is not about feels
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: warcock on August 12, 2014, 06:38:36 PM
First time, virgins always think about feels.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 12, 2014, 08:51:32 PM
man, Boressia Boretmund absolutely STINKS of goals. Complete REEK of goals.

(http://www.igirisujin.com/team1.png)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 12, 2014, 09:06:29 PM
yup - i've been through several builds now lol - my only concern is that Sanchez might take time to get going so i'm sort of tempted to drop him out and put someone like Mata in that hole with the view to bringing Sanchez in in a month or two's time - that way i could switch in a Coleman or take Caulker and swap in Howard in the nets or improve a fringe player or (and on and on and on....)

Already driving me crazy - i love it!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 12, 2014, 09:19:01 PM
I'm also on the fence with Caulker. I could easily sacrifice Terry for Felipe Luis and Baines for Caulker. I like Ward in the back, he's probably my only real risk taken besides my GKs, but what can you do.

 I think I'm fairly satisfied with what I have on there now, but i have a terrible need to sacrifice some of my overall balance for glory hunting peen wish fulfillment by throwing on Rooney and Costa upfront at the same time, or replacing Fabregas with Hazard.

:lawd the urge... Overall using one of the West Ham midfielders is something i've been toying with too since they come so damn cheap.

i'm thinking of putting in diego poyet. cheap as chips, charlton's POTY last season and coming into the PL something to prove to his old man.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: warcock on August 12, 2014, 09:21:39 PM
Why are all you sluts using Diego Costa, it's like you guys were trapped in an ISIS training camp this summer.   :mindblown
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 13, 2014, 12:22:50 AM
Quote
Why are all you sluts using Diego Costa, it's like you guys were trapped in an ISIS training camp this summer

I agree that it's rare for a player to come into England and hit the ground running but of all the players that -could- do it Costa is up there. He looks like he'll slot into the English game with relative ease. Chelsea are still light up front - with Lukaku gone, Torres still Torres-ing, Ba gone, and Droldba back it's pretty clear he's going to be carrying the front line (pending signings of course) - so Costa is likely to be the key man. I don't see him having an issue banging in 20 league goals basic and if he really does hit the ground running add an extra 5+

Rooney is also going to be pivotal to United - plus whilst Van P is out even more ball will go through him. When van P is back he'll still weigh in with assists and he'll also be converting all the dodgy penalties the dirty United cheats get ;)

Also - i'd add that looking at the list of strikers ... makes you realise there isn't that much in the way of firepower in the league.

Quote
Great keeper? Cech.

U missed a joke but I fixed it for you (Cech is off it seems, Coutrois will be the new number 1)

Re: Caulker et al - it's a case of finding a defender who will go forward and Caulker is definitely in that mould.

Fab vs Hazard - what worries me is that Mourinho has done a fair bit of trash talking towards Hazard whilst saying Fab is the future. Possibly an attempt to get more out of Hazard but might be that he doesn't fit with what Mourinho wants to do and it's the start of the "dump Hazard" campaign - same as with Mata. No sentiment at The Bridge it would seem.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 13, 2014, 12:33:41 AM
Hazard was weak during the WC, as was Costa and RvP.

Based on the WC I wouldnt get any of them.

Id say more, but i want to win this :)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2014, 12:58:16 AM
I'd wait on Bony 2012 until we're sure he's not just another Amr Zaki.

I'm a huuuuuuuuuuuuge Dzeko stan and I wouldn't pick him.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2014, 01:03:47 AM
He's just so........... mechanically awkward. I mean he gets goals but half the time I'm like :mindblown how did that happen.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2014, 01:09:47 AM
La Liga :lawd

People at all levels being able to cross the ball. (Sergio Ramos excluded.) :lawd

Also it's pretty reductionist to classify a Bosniak as an Eastern European. :wag
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2014, 01:29:04 AM
"My black friends are cool with it." :hitler

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I'm never confident that he will get the job done until the season's over and he's got it done. Then I troll the haters. :shh

Meanwhile Kun Aguero-kun could have an amputated leg and I'd still be confident he'd be a top scorer, that's why I paid the surcharge for him over Dzeko.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2014, 01:38:59 AM
Slavwhine :dead

I picked Rooney for my team along with Kun-kun so good characterization of my rationale!

(I'm riding a lot of bargain bin picks this year that let me sink so much cash into striker.)

Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 13, 2014, 02:19:18 AM
Ok guys here is the winning team

(http://i.imgur.com/KunwHCD.jpg)

I'd wait on Bony 2012 until we're sure he's not just another Amr Zaki.

I'm a huuuuuuuuuuuuge Dzeko stan and I wouldn't pick him.

Maybe Im biased because ive seen him play for a few seasons in Holland, dude is a beast.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 13, 2014, 02:29:23 AM
For the new page

(http://i.imgur.com/KunwHCD.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 13, 2014, 02:53:21 AM
I wasn't ashamed of using it, just didnt like the gif. Took me weeks to get used to that wobble man.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 13, 2014, 03:15:12 AM
I have no idea either, he is a wild card.

Curious how much Blind will cost when Man U buy him. Hope he will be 5 million :)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2014, 05:36:00 AM
Fair enough. taking a lot out of your midfield eh? tbh, there are some really solid bargain picks there, more so than at striker so that makes sense.

(http://i.imgur.com/2m3dLeT.png)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Himu on August 13, 2014, 08:06:36 AM
How the fuck do I change my formation on Fantasy?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 13, 2014, 08:13:37 AM
drag a player from your subs bench (say a midfielder) to a player different role (i.e. defender or attacker) and the formation will magically change
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 13, 2014, 01:35:05 PM
Put a euro on Bayern even though I prefer Dortmund, then when Bayern was down one I put another euro on tjem cause the odds where 8-1 :(

I have loads of credit on bet365 cause I signed up thinking they stream most games, but its only stinkers and in low res.

Fuck that site
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 13, 2014, 01:40:41 PM
I dunno what that is, i wanted a cheap legit stream

I normally use livetv.sx
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2014, 01:45:24 PM
(http://i.minus.com/jLoGrg2T046KJ.png)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kSgaSoULKU

I haven't heard this routine in years. :lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 13, 2014, 01:54:16 PM
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some malaysian guy streams his local syndicated coverage of most big games. you often get off brand commentary/punditry, but the stream quality is crazy.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 13, 2014, 02:03:17 PM
did they play a 352 again?

still not sold on it.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 13, 2014, 04:43:54 PM
Look Pep learned under LvG and built on his system, both at Barca and at Bayern.

But unlike Mourinho who was also under LvG and is smart himself, Pep is just a copy pasta robot.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: warcock on August 13, 2014, 07:15:48 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10553634_800003806725203_9005010355880404985_n.jpg)

Hahahahhahaha.

 :rejoice
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 13, 2014, 07:24:16 PM
For headwalk

https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCSporf/statuses/499561228994617344

:lol

i'm all for bringing in players without claret and blue running through their veins. maybe they'll win something.

bringing in jenko seems almost sadistic though, even if it's a loan. he's a sickening gooner lifer. in his interview he had the eyes of a jew whose dad had just signed him up to shovelling his buddies into the auschwitz ovens.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Steve Youngblood on August 13, 2014, 07:30:42 PM
From a different thread.

hand in your spurs, pick a premiership side to go full yob over and join the bore FPL.

(not spurs).

oh, and murder the GAF thread.

So, which Premiere League team should I root for and what do I need to know about this fantasy league?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Himu on August 13, 2014, 07:32:04 PM
Adding fantasy league stuff to the op.

Steve, watch games. Pick which one you like the most.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 13, 2014, 07:36:14 PM
From a different thread.

hand in your spurs, pick a premiership side to go full yob over and join the bore FPL.

(not spurs).

oh, and murder the GAF thread.

So, which Premiere League team should I root for and what do I need to know about this fantasy league?

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

there's a fantasyPL reddit if you basically want to cheat and use a gamefaq. just copy one of their teams, swap in some names you recognise so you have some personal investment and then ask them to rate your team. /r/soccer is actually a surprisingly decent place to keep up with everything going on too. it's a bit sickeningly inoffensive, but that comes with the /r/territory.

as for picking a team, well, that's easy, you pick west ham.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 13, 2014, 09:43:42 PM
there's the football ramble too http://www.thefootballramble.com/show, which i run hot and cold on depending on my pun/cheeky northerner tolerance threshold.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2014, 09:45:31 PM
Steve, the cool thing about being a Hammer is that you get to take frequent vacations down to the Championship.

Also your bitter rival is rarely ever in the same league as you yet you somehow have a losing record against them.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 13, 2014, 09:49:37 PM
is there even a word for people who support city?

oh yeah, shareholders.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2014, 09:50:18 PM
Bitters is the traditional one.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 13, 2014, 10:01:46 PM
Arab and eastern european oil magnates should just buy every single PL and fringe championship team so the money complaints subside and everyone sits in equal shame at such an obscene amount of money being invested into kicking a ball around.

the only industry where being run by a couple of porn magnates seems entirely saccharine.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2014, 10:15:45 PM
Arab and eastern european oil magnates should just buy every single PL and fringe championship team so the money complaints subside and everyone sits in equal shame at such an obscene amount of money being invested into kicking a ball around.

Or people could just get some new material.

Munich is a censored word on Blue Moon for a reason.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 13, 2014, 10:35:16 PM
Quote
is there even a word for people who support city?

oh yeah, shareholders.

this is harsh - even when City plunged down to the 3rd teir of English football they -still- maintained loyal support. City supporters tend to be , on the whole, actual mancs - unlike the Red scum prawn sandwich munching cockney red lot over the road.

I don't know a single City fan who has bandwagon jumped (though i am sure the exist) because, even with their success, they don't have the attraction of Liverpool, United, Chelsea, Arsenal for some reason.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2014, 11:41:05 PM
The only City match I've ever been to was some shit tier (too young to remember, too lazy to go and find out) shitshow. :lawd

Maine Road :lawd

The Goat :lawd

My ex-half-uncle? (don't ask) used to work within visual range of Old Trafford and even after YEARS of being there it still made him :umad to go to work every day. :tocry
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 14, 2014, 01:12:32 AM
is there even a word for people who support city?

oh yeah, shareholders.

Hahaha

I like you despite your irrational hate for the Gunners <3
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 14, 2014, 02:07:43 PM
daily "let's all laugh at spuds" content: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/tottenham-hotspur/11029566/Tottenham-Hotspur-open-to-offers-for-11-players-in-desperate-attempt-to-cut-squad.html
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: headwalk on August 14, 2014, 03:50:17 PM
:holeup

Any predictions for the weekend?


W= beats, D= draws, L=loses to

Leicester D Everton (1-1, i might favor Everton though)
QPR W Hull (1-0)
Stoke W Villa (1-0)
Arsenal W Palace (2-0 or 3-1)
Liverpool W Southampton (2-0 or 3-0)
Newcastle L Man City (2-0 or 3-0)
Burnley L Chelsea (2-0 or 3-0)
West Brom L Sunderland (1-0)
West Ham W or D Spurs (1-0, 1-1, 2-1)
Man U W Swansea (2-0)

yeah, looks about right. think everton will be pretty comfortable beating leicester despite their pre-season, sunderland will look pretty decent and take west brom.

don't really want to think too much about our match to be honest. statistics are on our side (for once) but i still don't know what to expect. it's too late to consider doing anything about BFS and he was making the right noises at the fan forum, so the harness has come down and we're all locked in to another thrilling year of hoofball/attacking football which becomes hoofball after fifteen minutes of blunders.

hoping for top 10. 13 is more likely. settle for anything which avoids a relegation dogfight.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - FFL and talking a load of old balls
Post by: Himu on August 14, 2014, 03:53:41 PM
So much to catch up on this thread. Sorry I been away.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Himu on August 14, 2014, 03:55:02 PM
er i thought this was the op..
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 14, 2014, 05:15:18 PM
Burnley and Newcastle will beat City and Chelsea?

Esch...
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 14, 2014, 05:22:22 PM
Odd way of putting it

I mean why put an L or W there if you can just put the scores right?

Is this an US thing?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 14, 2014, 05:50:17 PM
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/statuses/500014263164239873

..........


:rofl

poor bastards. guess they'll be heading back to where they belong.

shitty situation for the players to be put in and i sincerely hope we don't take advantage of that when we pay them a visit next weekend.


Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 14, 2014, 08:05:42 PM
Probably the last night I can tinker with my Fantasy team :lawd


The choices I'm presented with here are a bit agonizing. Now that I'm comfortable with Rooney and Costa up front, I'm tinkering around with my midfield.

Couple questions:

Sigurdsson or Noble? Two budget midfielders, not sure about the potential.


Eriksen or Nasri or Mata? Just dying over this one. I think Eriksen has pretty incredible value but I could well go for Nasri as well, yet I'm a little hesitant to go for Man City midfielders now due to how much they rotate.

:yeshrug

sigs is likely to go up in value, whereas noble is a relatively unexciting but consistent team filler, though probably will take on a few more responsibilities this year as nolan is looking like death.

eriksen is best for the price, mata is an FPL favourite.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 14, 2014, 08:38:17 PM
in that case.... :yeshrug

Probably nearing the end here.


(http://i.minus.com/jNm9vfu4CQ9U9.png)

we have hilariously similar teams.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 14, 2014, 08:42:06 PM
I'm tinkering and that team looks dangerously close to mine - i may even throw everything out and start again #lol

Chants :

when playing Norwich :

"There's a circus in the town, (in the town)
 Neil Adams is a clown, (is a clown)
 And Delia Smith, well, she's a f--king slag
 Norwich City, going down (going down)"

When we had Chris Kiwomya

"Kiwomya, my lord, Kiwomya..."

Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 15, 2014, 04:50:59 AM
Yeah I think so.

Shane Long for 15 million to Southhampton, what a sham. Koeman could have got Sigthurson for that or a million other better strikers.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 15, 2014, 04:37:12 PM
:whew Headwalk is right. I really like the Arsenal team and Wenger but the online stanbase is probably the worst i've ever seen of any sports team as far as being delusional and annoying.

i think it's just the volume that does my head in. if someone asks for a PL team to support who actually have a shot at someday winning something, i'd probably say go for arsenal. they aren't prawn sandwich cunts/plastic oil toys/the traditional PL bandwagon brand/dirty scousers/spuds (not that they have a shot at winning anything), but i think that's the problem. they're such an obvious choice that it's the choice that the entire internet has made.

on /r/soccer, they count how many people have signed up for each team's flair. irons have got something like 500, united - the age old imperial bandwagon club - have got 5000, whereas arsenal have 9000.

it's an american thing i think. probably something to do with having a gun on their crest.

not much time left now gents.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Timber on August 15, 2014, 04:55:46 PM
When folks who are new to the sport (probably Americans yeah) ask on forums what EPL team they should support, it's always followed by a chorus of "Arsenal cos NO OIL MONEY ETC ETC". There are dozens of similarly authentic clubs that are just as deserving of new support but won't get it because the Arsenal proselytizers are more numerous and rabid. Also those are midtable clubs that don't win the odd FA cup once every decade.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on August 15, 2014, 06:19:02 PM
Before the Kroenke takeover, Arsenal was owned (in part) by a blood diamond peddler and after it their owner is a gigolo for a member of the Walton family. #abovetheinfluence #sheikhitout
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 15, 2014, 09:29:29 PM
i hope mangala is cool
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Himu on August 16, 2014, 12:22:43 AM
Finally decided to actually dump some time into my team. I want an emphasis on defense.

How'd I do?

(http://i.imgur.com/6YXcSuO.png)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: warcock on August 16, 2014, 02:11:56 AM
Dear Sir / Madam,

Your team name was deemed offensive and was renamed to "CHANGE NAME". Please change it to something more suitable.

Wtf i thought cunt was pretty tame vernacular in england. I am dissapoint.  Mah freedooommm

 :oreilly
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 16, 2014, 08:44:43 AM
united down at home to a minnow, siggs clocking up a few FPL points.

not a bad way to start the weekend.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 16, 2014, 10:14:27 AM
bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Are you Moyes in disguise?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 16, 2014, 10:31:56 AM
fuck's sake noble.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 16, 2014, 11:50:37 AM
cunts.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 16, 2014, 11:58:00 AM
we played some good football at least, new signings were probably the best players on the pitch. if we didn't have a fucking allergy to goals we could've comfortably won it.

need a new CB though. collins is a liability who peaks at mediocrity.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Himu on August 16, 2014, 12:38:54 PM
Bird shit in Ashley Young's mouth :rofl

https://vine.co/v/M37F1mB5IzB

:rofl
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 16, 2014, 01:05:32 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

This stream http://streamsp.com/ is sick quality btw
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Post by: headwalk on August 16, 2014, 01:09:51 PM
every cloud.

arsenal's defence looking as solid as ever.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 16, 2014, 01:11:49 PM
why didnt Bony score

Why is arsenal losing

Just bought a gunners jersey today, the away one :)
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 16, 2014, 01:19:02 PM
Jesus relax Esch, still 45 min left and its level.

 :lol
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 16, 2014, 01:23:04 PM
My new kit hhhnngggg

(http://i.imgur.com/GGTJwyU.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on August 16, 2014, 01:43:01 PM
that means you should root for them
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Post by: Kara on August 16, 2014, 02:07:52 PM
I look forward to the rags living in the wilderness for the next decade.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 16, 2014, 02:24:38 PM
Raaamsey :)

So happy he is on my team.

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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 16, 2014, 05:35:07 PM
Nice to see all the the teams now in the fantasy league.

Why is Himu playing with 5 defenders though, i suspect the tactic is to have cheap high point defenders, cause strikers are expensive?
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Post by: Kara on August 16, 2014, 07:22:14 PM
Why would it be hard to get players to come play for the biggest club in the world? (http://i.imgur.com/IXmFL5T.png)
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Post by: bud on August 16, 2014, 08:31:00 PM
hope southampton beat liverpool tomorrow.
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Post by: headwalk on August 16, 2014, 08:46:46 PM
hope southampton beat liverpool tomorrow.

there isn't a person alive who doesn't have a closet full of hub-caps who wouldn't want to see that.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 17, 2014, 10:22:36 AM
feeling good about that Sterling / Sturridge set up in my ffl team round about naaao
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 17, 2014, 10:28:00 AM
Jaysus you racked up some points there.

7 points clear of me now.

I still got Terry and Nasri coming up, but you got Costa and Fabregas.

I blame everything on Giroud AND Lambert only playing last 15 min, this has to change in the upcoming games.
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Post by: Kara on August 17, 2014, 11:39:35 AM
SILVA ON MY FANTASY TEAM :lawd
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 17, 2014, 01:11:19 PM
i dumped out Giroud and Sanchez late friday - bringing in Ramsey, Sturridge, improving keeper to Mannone (um...) and drafting in Caulker (ummm)
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Post by: headwalk on August 17, 2014, 01:55:28 PM
dumping mata for silva or ramsey this week. still count on shrek to bundle a few in but fuck having any more united representation than necessary.

valencia is a total feels pick for me. he's got two weeks to show something.

thanks for shipping over cresswell DC. A++++ purchase, would buy again.
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Post by: Kara on August 17, 2014, 03:51:55 PM
I'm :umad that I benched Kun because he wasn't going to play, then he got an impact sub goal. :goty
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Post by: bud on August 17, 2014, 07:14:47 PM
What's wrong with FirstRow? That's where I watch most of these preseason joints.

I dunno what that is, i wanted a cheap legit stream

I normally use livetv.sx

wiziwig's pretty good. it links to stream ranging from hd to vhs quality.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 17, 2014, 08:21:47 PM
As expected, DCharlie leads the league

He's about to get that work when my Chelsea players go to town, though :hitler

if the prawn sandwich scum somehow drop points to burnley, it'll be the greatest FPL points hit i'll ever take.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 17, 2014, 09:20:44 PM
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He's about to get that work when my Chelsea players go to town, though :hitler

 :-* I am sure the Costa hattrick with two assists and a goal for Fab are going to see me through - it'll all have to wait until the 50th minute or so, but they'll be there.

Burnley have heart - but Chelsea are twats. Annoying twats at that.

Hmmm - i realise that i've been to more Chelsea home games than the majority of gobshite "Suddenly remembered i support chelsea" turdpeople i happen to know of in Japan who "support Chelsea"

then again - most of them are gobshite England fans who brag about going to the pub to watch England and not, you know, going to foreign countries to watch England. I -hate- International football and have still managed two world cups and three euros.

Tsk tsk part time gobshite football fans from England. Stop trying, you look sad ;) (no one on here)
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Post by: headwalk on August 17, 2014, 09:29:18 PM
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He's about to get that work when my Chelsea players go to town, though :hitler

 :-* I am sure the Costa hattrick with two assists and a goal for Fab are going to see me through - it'll all have to wait until the 50th minute or so, but they'll be there.

Burnley have heart - but Chelsea are twats. Annoying twats at that.

Hmmm - i realise that i've been to more Chelsea home games than the majority of gobshite "Suddenly remembered i support chelsea" turdpeople i happen to know of in Japan who "support Chelsea"

then again - most of them are gobshite England fans who brag about going to the pub to watch England and not, you know, going to foreign countries to watch England. I -hate- International football and have still managed two world cups and three euros.

Tsk tsk part time gobshite football fans from England. Stop trying, you look sad ;) (no one on here)

have you ever met a japanese hammer? i'm having trouble imagining how that would work out.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 17, 2014, 09:44:25 PM
haha, funnily enough - yes! Quite a while back

I've met quite a few fans of crazy clubs - Ipswich has it's own supporters branch too : Tokyo Ipswich Town Supporters ... ;)

Hull, Colchester, Sunderland, St Mirren and on and on and on... there's Japanese fans of a load of crazy teams.

For me though - it's English people mainly. I might not support the team closest to me, but i've supported Ipswich since i was about 6 years old. I moved to that part of the world so i could go see Ipswich as often as i could, i went to away games when i wasn't in that region. So for me i find it jarring when someone suddenly decides they are a fan of one of the top 4 clubs - when they make out they've always been a fan despite not mentioning it for the best part of a decade then my eyes pack their bags and go on a 5 month roll vacation.
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Post by: headwalk on August 17, 2014, 10:35:34 PM
So for you longtime guys, just how satisfying is Man Utd being a midtable prem league team for you? Is it the best sort of schadenfreude?

i can't think of anything more wretched than being a united fan right now. they have the money, should they prize woodgate's wallet open, but the kind of players they want to attract are almost above money.

that isn't to say they aren't greedy fucks, it's just we live in an age where there are a whole gaggle of clubs that can front that kind of cash, clubs who can also offer title hopes and guarantee CL play. united right now are at least three world class first team players from offering a chance of either of those.

you'll never be respected for supporting united. the etihad skyblues can win back to back PLs while united take a trip to the championship, but they'll still the biggest bandwagon team in manchester. you get all of the shit with none of the sundae.

the idea that it's even possible that we might finish above them in the next couple of years is too delicious to even speculate.

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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 17, 2014, 11:00:00 PM
lol - in 1996 i had a talk with my , then, late teen cousin and i explained to him that (whilst it may take many years) that there would come a point in time where United wouldn't be the top team in England

"NEVER..." he retorted "no matter what happens, we will ALWAYS be the dominant force"

I pointed out that Liverpool fans thought the same years ago but the march of time/change always catches up to teams at some point.

I wonder how he feels now - the interesting thing about this first game is how much emphasis Van Gaal put on winning the first game. I think he honestly though they were in for an easy victory. He, to his credit, hasn't tried to bs through it - but man oh man - we are already seeing the "well, next 4 games should be 12 points anyways right?" patterns United fans got into last year. Another few games without wins and "uh oh...."
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 18, 2014, 02:28:22 AM
I don't like Man U but I can't help feeling bad for van Gaal, he's gotten fuck all players to beef the team up so far. Don't want to see my mayne fail.

Worst thing is he might get Blind, who is very important for Ajax. I'd really like Blind to get a shot at the big league, but leaving Ajax now would be a huge drain for our title bid and CL aspirations.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 18, 2014, 09:21:57 AM
the issue is that United need to get back into the top 4 before they can get the really big players - their fans and the media are living in this delusion where everyone on the planet wants to play for United - yet most targets have went to other clubs (mainly ones with CL football, which MU don't have)

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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 18, 2014, 03:14:59 PM
Hahahahah Chelsea
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Post by: headwalk on August 18, 2014, 03:16:34 PM
well that fucks my FPL - and i couldn't be happier.

edit: FUCK.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 18, 2014, 03:17:32 PM
Nooo Costa ;(
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 18, 2014, 03:21:51 PM
Fuuuuuck schuerle
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 18, 2014, 03:29:52 PM
This is a disaster fabregas, costa.

Didnt pick these fucks
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Post by: Kara on August 18, 2014, 04:22:25 PM
So for you longtime guys, just how satisfying is Man Utd being a midtable prem league team for you? Is it the best sort of schadenfreude?

Not counting my chickens before they hatch, but I think it's going to be way better than the Arse's dry spell because Rags have nothing sanctimonious to fall back on to do damage control for their team sucking (Gooners could always play the Emirates debt card) and for years they had a hilarious persecution complex. (See: ABU)

London born and bred Rags suffering. :lawd
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 18, 2014, 04:43:46 PM
They are playing against the weakest team in the league, think wenger is cool.

Lets see how little cesc will fare against grown ups.

Made one sub to my team with the free transfer , dont think there is a point in keeping Lambert for the next round :)
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 18, 2014, 05:47:12 PM
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Lets see how little cesc will fare against grown ups.
if only he had some sort of history of playing in the Premier League before then we would know the answ... oh wait! ;)
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 18, 2014, 09:46:27 PM
That through ball is ... fiiiiiiiiiiiiilthy. so good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiaRqvNGOrk
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Post by: Kara on August 19, 2014, 12:56:52 AM
Fairly low after the Ander transfer. The attack is going to be dire / easy to neutralize unless there's a gem in the current crop of Lezama boys. (Which tbf isn't an impossibility.)

I feel like this tie is punishment for all the times I made fun of Serie A for being a retirement home league. Aduriz--who's the lone and only real forward worth playing on the squad--is like 33 and Carlos Gurpegui is probably 35 by now.

They're very lucky the away leg is shortly after the World Cup.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 19, 2014, 01:32:50 AM
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Lets see how little cesc will fare against grown ups.
if only he had some sort of history of playing in the Premier League before then we would know the answ... oh wait! ;)

Im just mad i didnt pick him, will take 2/3 weeks to get him in to my team now and ill miss him playing leicester
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Post by: Momo on August 19, 2014, 01:39:03 AM
Fucking Suarez
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Post by: headwalk on August 19, 2014, 03:31:36 PM
Watching my first Champions League game today. Seems kind of insane to have a CL schedule and a domestic league schedule to play out and try to win both.

to go the distance in europe, you essentially need 1 1/2 world class first XIs. squad depth is no longer a luxury.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 19, 2014, 03:36:22 PM
Waddya mean first game? Like ever?

This is only the qualifiers.

Arsenal game is really good, fast paced and open. Ba had some great chances for Besiktas.
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Post by: headwalk on August 19, 2014, 03:48:04 PM
Waddya mean first game? Like ever?

This is only the qualifiers.

Arsenal game is really good, fast paced and open. Ba had some great chances for Besiktas.

Well, of my own volition. I suppose my buddies used to have the CL on sometimes after classes in the dorms, but I wasn't really paying attention.


to go the distance in europe, you essentially need 1 1/2 world class first XIs. squad depth is no longer a luxury.

That kinda sucks ass. Especially for the players and for the fantasy game  :gloomy

I guess it's an EXTREME rarity to win your domestic league and the CL, eh?

depends on the league.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 19, 2014, 04:19:05 PM
Ajax won the CL and the Dutch league in 94/95, then made it to the CL final again :)

Those were different better times before the Bosman ruling that ruined club football

95 is basically the beginning of the end of all teams that arent from a 50 million plus country
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 19, 2014, 04:33:34 PM
Just FYI so you know how the Bosman ruling ruined football:

95 CL final was Ajax vs AC Milan

Ajax had 9 dutch players on the pitch, Milan had 9 Italian players on the pitch

2006 CL final was Barcelona vs Arsenal

Barcelona had 3 Spanish players on the pitch, Arsenal had 2 English on the pitch


In 10 years football went from being about club teams with a national identity and culture to corporations where more money is the major factor

We will never stand a chance again because of this EU ruling
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Post by: Kara on August 19, 2014, 05:07:21 PM
While I'd love nothing more than to see English clubs full of shit kicking Englishmen who couldn't cross the street let alone a football, surely there's a way to preserve the local character of clubs without robbing players of their freedom of association, which is what football was pre-Bosman.

Fantastic result for Athletic today, draw and an away goal. :hyper
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Post by: headwalk on August 19, 2014, 05:59:18 PM
Watching the spanish Supercopa and i have to admit:

Gareth Bale is absolutely amazing. Can't blame him but you have to wonder what an England squad captained by him would be like.

he'd get infected.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 19, 2014, 06:16:12 PM
While I'd love nothing more than to see English clubs full of shit kicking Englishmen who couldn't cross the street let alone a football, surely there's a way to preserve the local character of clubs without robbing players of their freedom of association, which is what football was pre-Bosman.

Fantastic result for Athletic today, draw and an away goal. :hyper

Any ideas of how to do this?

Also if players can play where they want because of freedom of labour, why cant clubs play in another league? Freedom of capital etc.

It just pains me to no end that Ajax has a smaller budget then all the shite teams in the PL
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Post by: Fifstar on August 19, 2014, 06:40:31 PM
Just FYI so you know how the Bosman ruling ruined football:

95 CL final was Ajax vs AC Milan

Ajax had 9 dutch players on the pitch, Milan had 9 Italian players on the pitch

2006 CL final was Barcelona vs Arsenal

Barcelona had 3 Spanish players on the pitch, Arsenal had 2 English on the pitch


In 10 years football went from being about club teams with a national identity and culture to corporations where more money is the major factor

We will never stand a chance again because of this EU ruling

I don't disagree with your general point but that a bit selective. For example in the cl final 2013 Bayern vs Dortmund Bayern had 6 german players and Dortmund had 7. Ajax in 95 also was a really young team, just an incredible generation. Not impossible to repeat that, just not very likely. Admittedly, the big clubs sign even younger players than before.


It just pains me to no end that Ajax has a smaller budget then all the shite teams in the PL

Crazy thing is, even the worst team in the PL has higher tv earnings (talking about earnings from the national divison) than the highest earning Bundesliga team. PL is just an absolute money making machine.
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Post by: Kara on August 19, 2014, 08:53:43 PM
Any ideas of how to do this?

Also if players can play where they want because of freedom of labour, why cant clubs play in another league? Freedom of capital etc.

It just pains me to no end that Ajax has a smaller budget then all the shite teams in the PL

I'm not opposed to a European super league for the legal reason you mentioned and because I think it would alleviate some of the problem. As a fake fan of a La Liga club I would love it if Madrid and Barcelona left for greener pastures; they're too big for home and everyone else at home is too small for them, why is everyone being punished because of an accident of geography?

Other pipe dreams: prohibition of television contracts negotiated on a leaguewide basis, stricter rules about government subsidies (why does the Basque regional government sponsor Athletic sometimes?) and draconian debt rules (of the Bundesliga's type) forced on everyone by UEFA. It's easy to decimate feeder clubs when you don't have to exist in financial reality.

At the end of the day Ajax will still probably be a loser just because of where it's located, but at least it'll be losing to clubs that earn it instead of mid-table mediocrity suckling on television contracts they didn't earn and clubs that are leveraged so much you need a beverage to believe their balance sheet.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 20, 2014, 02:17:45 AM
I don't disagree with your general point but that a bit selective. For example in the cl final 2013 Bayern vs Dortmund Bayern had 6 german players and Dortmund had 7. Ajax in 95 also was a really young team, just an incredible generation. Not impossible to repeat that, just not very likely. Admittedly, the big clubs sign even younger players than before.

The point was more that clubs with smaller budgets cannot keep players anymore because the big clubs can buy as many foreigners as they want.

Bayern and Dortmund can have loads of Germans because Germany is huge, which always puts you guys at an advantage anyway.

Crazy thing is, even the worst team in the PL has higher tv earnings (talking about earnings from the national divison) than the highest earning Bundesliga team. PL is just an absolute money making machine.

Bottom PL team has like 60 million euro from TV rights, Ajax has 7 million euro. Yet its still better then them.

At the end of the day Ajax will still probably be a loser just because of where it's located, but at least it'll be losing to clubs that earn it instead of mid-table mediocrity suckling on television contracts they didn't earn and clubs that are leveraged so much you need a beverage to believe their balance sheet.

If Ajax had a bit more money they would be a contender for the CL again.

Also Ajax has more money then Real in the bank, +100 million, not 500 million in debt  :-[

Other pipe dreams: prohibition of television contracts negotiated on a leaguewide basis, stricter rules about government subsidies (why does the Basque regional government sponsor Athletic sometimes?) and draconian debt rules (of the Bundesliga's type) forced on everyone by UEFA. It's easy to decimate feeder clubs when you don't have to exist in financial reality.

This has to happen, but it will have the effect of maintaining the status quo.

The clubs that rose to prominence because of overspending will be able to live of that fraud (Barca, Real, Man U, City, Chelsea etc.)

What is needed is something more fundamental and understanding that club football is not just a business, thats why the Bosman ruling should be overturned in this case. Either that or a very low salary cap/sign on cap.

Something has to be done.

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Post by: Timber on August 20, 2014, 04:47:57 PM
Celtic 1-1 in Slovenia just now. Some improvement, but there's no way they're getting out of the CL group stage with this squad. I'd still prefer to see them play Europe League if that means Leigh Griffiths et al. don't look entirely incompetent when trying to get a ball past a defender.

So sorry, Kosma.
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Post by: Kara on August 20, 2014, 06:31:37 PM
Esch's husbando by the numbers.

http://mcfc.co.uk/News/Team-news/2014/August/Edin-Dzeko-contract-renewal-infographic
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 21, 2014, 05:42:54 AM
Never forget

(http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_content/16223.jpg)
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Post by: headwalk on August 21, 2014, 01:50:09 PM
despite being a black italian guy, balotelli could never hide that he was always a scouser at heart.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 22, 2014, 01:53:58 AM
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despite being a black italian guy, balotelli could never hide that he was always a scouser at heart.

> dey do do dat douh donn dey?
>> dey DO dat douh don't dey dou?

man - i lived right by Toxteth for 4 years. Four whole years.

And i f--king loved it. I <3 <3 <3 Liverpool. I hear it has changed beyond recognition but i loved my time there.

... mother puss bucket - that time was 20 years ago at least. Shite.
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Post by: Fifstar on August 22, 2014, 02:04:05 PM
Season prediction from a blog I follow that's based on an elaborate player effeciveness model:

Premier League

1   Manchester City   135.8   
2   Chelsea FC           133.4   
3   Arsenal FC           124.6   
4   Manchester United   123.3   
5   Tottenham Hotspur   119.6   
6   Liverpool FC           119.1   
7   Everton FC           112.7   
8   Southampton FC   109.2   
9   Swansea City           107.2   
10   Newcastle United   106.4   
11   Leicester City           106.0   
12   Aston Villa           105.9   
13   West Bromwich Albion   105.6   
14   Hull City                   104.6   
15   Sunderland AFC   104.5   
16   Stoke City           103.8   
17   West Ham United   103.6   
18   Queens Park Rangers   103.3   
19   Burnley FC            102.9   
20   Crystal Palace            101.7   


Bundesliga


1   Bayern München   149.9   
2   Borussia Dortmund   127.8   
3   FC Schalke 04           118.3   
4   VfL Wolfsburg           117.2   
5   VfB Stuttgart           112.6   
6   Bayer Leverkusen   112.0   
7   Hamburger SV           111.7   
8   1899 Hoffenheim   111.7   
9   Bor. Mönchengladbach   110.9   
10   Hertha BSC           110.8   
11   1. FC Köln                   108.2   
12   SC Paderborn 07   107.8   
13   1. FSV Mainz 05   107.7   
14   SC Freiburg           106.6   
15   Hannover 96           106.5   
16   FC Augsburg           105.6   
17   Eintracht Frankfurt   103.3   
18   Werder Bremen   100.1   


Values are average player strength and comparable between the leagues. Bundesliga seems to be decided before the season starts while the top four are kinda close in the Premier League.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Fifstar on August 22, 2014, 03:31:02 PM
Interesting. Liverpool in 6th though? Looking much better than Utd, and about as good as Arsenal tbh.

Who knows. The model doesn't rely on current form and recent results. It calculates for each player how big his impact was on the scoreline in each game he played that is in the database and corrects for the strength of the opponents and the teammates. Some players that are highly regarded by the public just have average values, for example because while some players might score a lot, their teams might also concede more goals while they are on the pitch.

http://www.goalimpact.com/p/faq.html


Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Fifstar on August 22, 2014, 03:33:01 PM
Liverpool fans singing for Balotelli :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGTQMFW6680
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 22, 2014, 05:45:33 PM
real looking pretty toothless. produces a dual soothing effect of "haha get fucked moneycunts" and reducing the chance that they'll sell di maria to united.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2014, 06:25:05 PM
Real lost praise jeebus
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on August 22, 2014, 07:14:01 PM
Barca will definitely be giving the cantera a chance for the next 2 years. (http://i.imgur.com/qVrfwko.png)

There are cultural (Catalan vs. "Spanish") / symbolic (regionalism vs. liberal central authority) / political (left vs. right) differences between the clubs, but they're both such international presences that it I don't really think it matters anymore.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on August 23, 2014, 02:46:43 AM
-Spain isn't a modern European nation-state, it's a medieval kingdom that failed upwards into the 21st century despite going bankrupt several times. (Loot the Americas brehs.)

-Unlike, say, the UK (another similar state), the process of exerting homogenizing power over the various nations that comprise this kingdom didn't really begin in earnest until the rise of liberalism there in the 19th century and the conclusion of the Carlist Wars. For example Basques enjoyed a unique status under the fueros and Catalonia was part of the Crown of Aragon which was a co-equal in the creation of the Kingdom of Spain if you remember your Christopher Columbus story.

-The conclusion of the Carlist Wars was ultimately a victory for the liberals and centralizing Spain on Madrid. The fueros were dissolved, etc.

-This is sort of the beginning point of Basque and Catalan nationalism. (And probably some other nationalisms I'm forgetting.)

-The Second Spanish Republic was a pseudo-restoration of the old ways. Its constitution allowed for regions to exercise a right of autonomy and natch the Basque Country and Catalonia were first in line. Languages other than Spanish were recognized as official legal languages. Et cetera.

-Franco's side wins the Spanish Civil War and brings back the centralizing tendency of the old post-Carlist Kingdom, but amps it up to 11. The expression of regional identities is generally suppressed--e.g. clubs in Spain without Spanish names have to change them to Spanish ones. This is why Atletico Madrid is Atletico Madrid instead of what it was founded as (Athletic Club de Madrid, founded by Basque students living there back in the day).

-Barca sort of becomes a vehicle for Catalans to express their Catalan identity as you can't really arrest people in a football stadium for being political dissidents. (I've read similar sentiments in Arabic literature.)

-Madrid becomes the embodiment of (Castillian) Spain during the Franco era.

The left / right thing goes back to the late 19th century in Catalonia and I'm not terribly read on it because anarchism doesn't get anything done. (http://i.imgur.com/qVrfwko.png) I do know that the Franco era did little to quell it and generally speaking opposition to him came from the left (e.g. Eta).
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Timber on August 23, 2014, 10:09:35 AM
celtic lose to inverness  :shaq2

play twardzik, mcgeouch, o'connell  :beli who? exactly

play mickey mouse team in anticipation for a CL match when the league is a couple of weeks old and everyone's fit anyway

all will be forgiven if and when they win on tuesday
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 23, 2014, 10:16:44 AM
Sorry Timber  :jawalrus

Newcastle doing exactly what I need them to do; not get scored on immensely.

Can't believe I was thinking of puttting Cabella or Riviere on my PL team at one point. They're wack.

Should have put Krul and Janmaat in today, at least I got 6 points for my mayne Concrete Ron.

Szczesny will never keep a clean sheet :/

Now Pelle needs to score for Southampton, switched him in for Lambert last week.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 23, 2014, 10:50:08 AM
Delp was the best player on the pitch for Villa.

Poor Pele is not getting any decent balls, Bony not scoring either so far. My struggle is real.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 23, 2014, 01:48:24 PM
Ffffff

Fuck costa too
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 23, 2014, 02:21:28 PM
Miracle!

Giroud and Ramsey <3

Esch once again being all dramtic before everything is finished :p
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 23, 2014, 04:31:02 PM
Well getting in to the CL is more important then 3 points at this stage
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 24, 2014, 01:32:51 PM
Ajax lost at home, first loss in the league since november 2013.

Great game against PSV that went back to back for 90 minutes.

I feel like we should have won but alas.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Timber on August 24, 2014, 03:13:52 PM
Ajax lost at home, first loss in the league since november 2013.

Great game against PSV that went back to back for 90 minutes.

I feel like we should have won but alas.

I only watched the first half. Pretty surprising final scoreline as it was a very lively and even match that could've gone either way. Those two are gonna be vying for the title all season, don't see anyone else taking it.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Timber on August 24, 2014, 03:38:02 PM
Eibar, who are playing in La Liga for the first time in their history and who, for a while, were on the brink of re-relegation simply because they weren't rich enough (Spanish football!) and their stadium didn't have enough capacity, beat Real Sociedad today. So good.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on August 24, 2014, 08:16:02 PM
Real talk all the La Liga games I watched today were better than the Prem.

Random La Liga matches. :aah

Players being able to cross the ball. :noah

Refs actually giving red cards and penalties. :rejoice
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 24, 2014, 11:20:42 PM
Hey Spencer, go Sounders.

MAF was down in Portland for the game, too.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 25, 2014, 10:35:03 AM
 Nice vid.

I hope its a draw tonight,  Sterling and Nasri both scoring, Sagna with an assist and 90 min on the pitch...
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 25, 2014, 04:54:19 PM
Got a Nasri assist, fuck citay
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 25, 2014, 05:58:06 PM
i either wanted a sterling hat-trick or a clean sheet and maybe a cheeky header from zabaleta. shit.

we were looking really good on saturday. whoever injured nolan's shoulder in training should be given hammer of the year. zarate would've never been given a look in otherwise and is was a damn revelation. kouyate looked magnificent again, downing is finding his form after years in the wilderness and noble is the heartbeat of the team. all this is without our marquee summer signing who is just coming into fitness.

now for a kick to the bollocks courtesy of the blunts in the cup tomorrow to extinguish any misplaced optimism.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on August 25, 2014, 06:09:05 PM
Rested Zabaleta for fantasy today. :rejoice :whew
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 26, 2014, 02:33:39 AM
I took out Terry and put in Azpi, freed up half a mil.

Wondering if I should take a hit in the points and do some major subbing now that Giroud is injured.

(http://i.imgur.com/viszL0C.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 26, 2014, 02:37:28 AM
3 months? Not certain yet, but if so...

 :deadpos

Doing an extra sub costs 4 points

(http://i.imgur.com/RtAPqwt.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 26, 2014, 02:43:25 AM
Ok got rid of Giroud :(

Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 26, 2014, 02:46:06 AM
Keep Podolski for sure, play with Campbell. Maybe splash out on a real star how they wanted anyway...

Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on August 26, 2014, 02:48:26 AM
god i love my fantasy team name

my actual team however :obama
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 26, 2014, 03:12:52 AM
No point in keeping Giroud now, 4 point hit imho will be compensated by the fact you will put someone on that will play those games.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 26, 2014, 04:04:27 AM
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Especially since Caulker /QPR is so shit

Caulker will get points eventually because he at least has the odd burst up front - i shit/bin'ed Ferdinand - it was a stopgap move but might as well get rid before his fantasy value drops. Davies also too busy warming the bench.

yeah, 4 point hit for someone who will play , say, 6 games means you still net 8 points vs nothing in a worst case scenario.

Alternatively, dump striking options and pick up a high point scoring midfielder - seems 5 across the middle might be the way to go.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 26, 2014, 07:21:33 AM
:bow Flying to London next month for a day of watching games in the pub with old mates from Ireland :bow2

Gooo Gunners!

(http://i.imgur.com/1HZNowT.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 26, 2014, 11:06:59 AM
:bow Flying to London next month for a day of watching games in the pub with old mates from Ireland :bow2

Gooo Gunners!

(http://i.imgur.com/1HZNowT.jpg)

i hate to say it, but i wouldn't want to be playing spuds at any point in the near future if i was a gooner right now.

shame the man u game is away. you could've nipped down to upton park to see us put another boot in their corpse.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 26, 2014, 12:21:27 PM
Maybe we'll see you around Headwalk, warning we are all Arsenal if I recall correctly

Yid army will face a crushing defeat at the Emirates  :punch :punch :punch :punch

Balotelli is 10 million pounds in the fantasy game

(http://i.minus.com/ienT9VfpnLe0o.gif)

 :lol

I was thinking he'd be around 7.5

I got Jovetic for Giroud AND another 600k for the warchest
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 26, 2014, 07:40:06 PM
played my WC. shameful.

dropped:

rooney: bagged me a few points early on, but no one should be spending that kind of money for a united player in the current climate.
filipe luis: keeps benches warm while depleting in value.
valencia: looked pretty ineffectual in his first game. better options out there.
giroud: arsenal ankles.
o'shea: freed up some cash so i'm upgrading.

in:

zarate: has looked consistently excellent and in his first proper game scored a blinder and always looked to get involved. a steal at 6.4
jovetic: 7.9 for an in form starting city forward? cool.
cresswell: a left back who can skin players right down the park and will surely be bagging assists.
costa: 30 goal club undergrad. get on the bandwagon.
dier: cheap, spuds look on it, scores goals. easy pick.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 27, 2014, 12:47:58 AM
costa seemed such an easy call - lots of players don't hit the ground running but he's the sort of player who isn't going to miss from inside the box.
Sanchez on the other hand had that wiff of "it'll take me 3 months to get going" - glad i dumped him out.

I swapped some players, but didn't play the wild card yet - that's for emergencies :D

and now onto last nights hilarity.

Man Utd - well, let us take a little journey

Before we do, let me preface it with the fact that LVG does not/did not/never will give a twopenny f-ck about the Carling Cup. Ever.

However, let me once again turn to the fickle lol'ery of United fans - i have quite a few United following friends. My family is largely full of United fans (dating back to the 60s so not particularly glory hunters) and at least my Dad is a vocal moaning fan who knows what he is talking about and not just repeating "LGV is the man, give him time, DI MARIA and DE JUNG and JOLOJO or whatever his names is YEAS!". United fans are hilarious - when they were over in the US winning the preseason cup they were busily talking about TOP 4 AT LEAST, challenging for the title, and how it was ON. Especially after beating Liverpool in the final.

Fast forward to now and "no one expected us to challenge this year" and "Give him time" - step a little back and the noise looks EXACTLY like it did at the end of last year when things were troubled :

"Our next 4 games are easy games - 12 points in the bag!" - and those points failed to turn up.

What was that? Start of the Season? "four easy games - top of the league with 12 points" ---> "LGV needs more time!" "no one said it would be easy" lols okays.

So far they're max getting 7 - and at this rate it'd be a brave man who would bet on that - but the fun part is that this is exactly the same fingers-crossed nonsense as the fans trotted out under Moyes and then Giggs once Moyes was thrown under a bus : that the next X games were easy and salvation was just around the corner. It's not, and it won't be for at least another couple of seasons. LVG hasn't moved them on - but there's a process to that, and it will take time but for all the "Citeh just buy the league with their money" , United are basically going to have to do that exact same thing and buy themselves out of trouble. Di Maria is a great player but they needed defenders - and not concluding business early (LVG discussed targets before the world cup - they were the same as Moyes' apparently) means that clubs can hold that against them. And of course those players aren't going to have pre-season to bed in. Great work, numbskulls!
They may as yet get a full new backline - or one that has a spine that can play 3-5-2 or whatever - or he reverts to 4 at the back.  They have 6 days and i don't know why they expect all these people to be slam dunk signings and that they'll slot perfectly into the side.




Anyways - Celtic - the only great thing out of this is that Celtic could get drawn vs United in the Europa league. PLEASE football god , please make it so.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on August 27, 2014, 01:32:41 AM
Liked something MK Dons related. :yuck

Get your shit together, Rags, Dons are several layers of offensiveness below you.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 27, 2014, 02:49:59 AM
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Liked something MK Dons related

I used to go to Plough Lane once every so often when i lived i SAARF London. It's true - moving to MK was a huge slap in the face. Thankfully Wimbledon FC have gave people an alternative but still.

Just glad that, so far, MK Dons didn't shove us towards the franchise model - though, given the location of fans, obviously a move for United to London would cut United fans commute down ;)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 27, 2014, 10:11:59 AM
i might have to get MK dons 4 - 0 manchester united tattooed somewhere. it's like satire looped back around on itself and became reality.

i love that AFC wimbledon are sponsored by football manager.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 27, 2014, 12:44:40 PM
I feel like ferguson is not getting enough flak for leaving man u with this shite squad he picked.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 27, 2014, 04:21:47 PM
Lol at this ass ref where is this fucker from
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Fifstar on August 27, 2014, 05:09:17 PM
Napoli where really good last cl season, kinda sad to see them go. Also like how Red Bull got eliminated while their coach now does his great work at Leverkusen.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 27, 2014, 05:48:19 PM
good for arsenal :rejoice

really hope they get a defensive midfielder in this transfer period though :holeup

Wenger should get De Jong.

And Bony at least now Giroud is out
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 27, 2014, 10:35:53 PM
Costa apparently out for 6 weeks? I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on August 27, 2014, 11:06:46 PM
well shit.

no big money strikers making a name for themselves right now. almost tempted to take a punt on balo since i've already played my WC.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on August 28, 2014, 12:05:40 AM
Congrats Karakand! Bilbao!


Serie A stays losing, on the other hand. Kinda sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVc4R2zkujc
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 28, 2014, 01:15:32 AM
Costa apparently out for 6 weeks? I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://youtu.be/KkHzWFmA--k
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 28, 2014, 01:23:31 AM
Dont see nothing bout Costa being out
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 28, 2014, 04:12:59 AM
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/reports-diego-costa-three-months-041300674.html?.tsrc=metrorss
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 28, 2014, 06:56:50 AM
Fuck Costa

(http://memerias.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Diego-Costa-un-loquillo.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 28, 2014, 10:46:33 AM
Uhm isnt the draw in an hour?

Anyhoo Esch, check out Ajax groups from the last 4 years, I ain't even mad though

(http://i.imgur.com/EOrp9zI.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/od78JNe.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/bpWE6xg.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/lFGfHBk.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Fifstar on August 28, 2014, 12:00:40 PM
German forums are going crazy over Bayern signing Xabi Alonso. I don't get it either, Dortmund destroyed Real 1,5 years ago by focusing on Alonso. Espanyol Munich is here.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Fifstar on August 28, 2014, 12:06:59 PM
Seriously? That's too much for our forums  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 28, 2014, 12:16:20 PM
Kagawho
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 28, 2014, 12:29:57 PM
Barcelona
PSG
Ajax

Fuck us again :dead

Shit is getting ridiculous :(
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 28, 2014, 12:31:30 PM
Why cant we catch one goddamn break
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 28, 2014, 01:09:56 PM
Why didnt we get G or H  :-\
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 28, 2014, 01:17:31 PM
because you already trolled the world once by convincing everyone Van Gaal was a good manager
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 28, 2014, 04:30:52 PM
Such a weak troll, uk never had a manager as good as van gaal
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Fifstar on August 28, 2014, 06:01:22 PM
Looks okay for the german teams. Group E is probably the strongest but Bayern should be good enough to proceed anyway. Group seems easier than Dortmunds group last year as I don't believe Anderlecht or Galatasaray are as good as Napoli. Schalke and Leverkusen are both 50:50 for reaching the round of 16 in my opinion.


Predictions

A

Juve
Athletico

B

Real Madrid
Liverpool

C

Benfica
Leverkusen

D

Dortmund
Arsenal

E

Munich
City

F

Barca
Paris

G

Chelsea
Schalke

H

Porto
Bilbao

Conservative tips. Only C, G and H look like they could pan out differently.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on August 28, 2014, 09:49:36 PM
Like Athletic's chances in that group. :obama
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 29, 2014, 01:03:53 AM
I think we can beat psg, we beat barca, city, man u in previous years.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 29, 2014, 01:12:16 AM
Plus Zlatan and Suarez wont score against their former club.

*dreams*

Psg can have a tough time if Ibra isnt playing
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 29, 2014, 03:04:43 AM
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Such a weak troll, uk never had a manager as good as van gaal

yup - ignoring Ferguson, Robson, Dalglish, Paisley, Clough, Stien, Shankley ... oh wait....

Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 29, 2014, 03:11:09 AM
 :lol

Please

Van Gaal won the CL with two different clubs, the league in 3 different countries (with different teams even) AND got to the semis at the world cup.

Only one on that list with something close to him is Fergie, but he has had a 10+ year longer career. Never coached national either.

You're a good man, but this is a typical case of the English thinking they are better then they are, like with the national side  :-*
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on August 29, 2014, 03:18:30 AM
Fergie getting destroyed by Barca twice in the CL final. :lawd
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 29, 2014, 03:44:05 AM
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Please

Van Gaal won the CL with two different clubs, the league in 3 different countries (with different teams even) AND got to the semis at the world cup.

Only one on that list with something close to him is Fergie, but he has had a 10+ year longer career. Never coached national either.

You're a good man, but this is a typical case of the English thinking they are better then they are, like with the national side


different managers from different eras wiht different teams and circumstances - trying to make out that none of them are in LVG range is bullshit.

Also - i assume you mean by "uk never had a manager as good as van gaal" that no domestic produced manager - because clearly you'd be overlooking Mourinho
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 29, 2014, 03:48:35 AM
Yeah I mean domestic, maybe I should have said England instead of UK :whoo

Anyhoo DC don't get worked up, Methodis is a city loser trying to troll.

I don't think LvG is a god or anything but he is one of the best. Where Man U is now is Fergie's fault mostly.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 29, 2014, 04:04:59 AM
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Yeah I mean domestic, maybe I should have said England instead of UK

well, yes, then you remove two massive heavy weights in Ferguson and Paisley

England you'd be left with Robson who , again, oversaw the whole idea of bringing DUTCH players into the English league - which i'd have thought you'd have been a fan of ;)
Plus had success in multiple leagues, europe etc

and Clough i guess - but despite back to back european success his resume of trophies doesn't stack up too well to LVG, then again - Clough managed most his success, again, in a different era with teams that weren't heavy weights of their league.

p.s. i'm not angry at all, it's not even that i think LVG is a bad manager because he clearly isn't - it's just this idea that he's better than a slew of managers is off mark. Tis all.

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Where Man U is now is Fergie's fault mostly.

oh entirely - his transition was a complete disaster.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 29, 2014, 05:28:27 AM
Sorry for my douchy attitude, I was trying to spite Methodis.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 29, 2014, 10:02:44 AM
i don&t think you were being douche-y at all, please carry on :D
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 29, 2014, 05:05:50 PM
Milan is gonna continue to suck balls confirmed
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 29, 2014, 08:16:02 PM
Van Gaal was found out once in Spain, he's on track for being ofund out again in England.
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Post by: headwalk on August 29, 2014, 08:30:55 PM
alex song huh? quite a nice little collection of DMs we've got now.

what was that united/arsenal? no, you can't have any.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 30, 2014, 04:49:22 AM
Noooo Blind :(

118 million in the green now, cant we just buy one semi decent player to compete in Europe?
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Post by: Fifstar on August 30, 2014, 07:55:39 AM
So Kagawa back in Dortmund and Gündogan is training with the ball for the first time in 10 months. If those two get in shape/form again Dortmund has a extremly talented, deep and versatile midfield together with Reus and Micky. Although I guess one reason they bought Kagawa is because Reus will leave next season.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 30, 2014, 09:19:01 AM
I hope Dortmund can challenge Bayern but...

Watching Man U, what a poor poor squad it is now.  Only bright light was Di Maria.
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Post by: Fifstar on August 30, 2014, 09:26:40 AM
Dortmund has a lot of depth now but they lack 2-3 top players to really challenge Bayern in the Bundesliga. I'm also not convinced that Immobile can replace Lewandowski. I mean Lewandowski is so good that nobody in the price range below 50 Million can replace him but with Immobile I don't get the feeling he can score at a top club like he could at a small club where he was the lone center of attack.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 30, 2014, 11:36:26 AM
I dont mind not getting points if city loses
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 30, 2014, 11:53:51 AM
Haha city , found out
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 30, 2014, 12:53:39 PM
Hes playing?

Cant believe Bony didnt score, or jovetic
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Post by: bud on August 30, 2014, 03:31:07 PM
a part of me dies every time fabregas makes an assist.
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Post by: headwalk on August 30, 2014, 03:36:04 PM
i accidentally dropped some optimism in this thread here, apologies for that.

but hey, at least united are still shit and we got song for a song.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 31, 2014, 02:51:39 AM
FFS - i knew he was going to be playing after the whole "he's out" and i -still- forgot to put Costa back in - 12 points thrown away, great!

Re: player on most cash doing least - you know, Rooney runs a lot and covers a lot of ground - but 300k a week for that? Piss take total.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 31, 2014, 07:22:46 AM
Wheres Methodis at
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 31, 2014, 08:09:40 AM
He had to be rushed to hospital - he'd been complaining of headaches or something - turns out he's had a stroke.

.... no wait, let me re-read that again.

Oh - his TEAM has been had -by- Stoke.

Close!

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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 31, 2014, 08:50:54 AM
Man, Shitty thing to say
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 31, 2014, 08:52:42 AM
Meh-tihad
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 31, 2014, 10:57:23 AM
stoke are a good team ti's not embarrasing to lose to them
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 31, 2014, 10:58:31 AM
its not like we lost to groningen and drew to derby :teehee
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 31, 2014, 03:03:46 PM
Got Costa and Sigurdson on my team, got rid of Eriksen and Jovetic. Another 4 points but I'm still shaping my team. If you think you'll get around 1500/2000 points then these things don't matter. Would be god to see Bony finally score though. Thank god Pelle found the net, maybe this will unleash him.

People I need to dump too:
-Shelvey
-Sagna
-Nasri
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Post by: Fifstar on August 31, 2014, 03:45:26 PM
Urgh, next weekend only international friendlies :( Booooring
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Post by: headwalk on August 31, 2014, 03:46:39 PM
i fell asleep and forgot to sub off costa.

boy is my face red.
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Post by: headwalk on August 31, 2014, 03:48:13 PM
TOP OF THE LEAGUE
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Post by: headwalk on September 01, 2014, 05:16:42 PM
Any summary of what happened so far?

QPR and Hull had some good pickups, Man Utd copped Falcao on a year loan, Arsenal signed Danny Welbeck from Utd.

£360k a week for falcao and they have to buy him at the end even if he stinks up the place.
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Post by: Timber on September 03, 2014, 03:46:39 PM
VIKING STRIKE

(http://share.gifyoutube.com/aB03Ob.gif)

Show up during friendlies but not in CL  :heh
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Post by: Timber on September 03, 2014, 04:44:48 PM
NEVERMIND, they lost horribly anyway. What else is new?

Where'd the sticky go?
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Post by: Kara on September 03, 2014, 05:10:48 PM
I see how it is.
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Post by: Fifstar on September 03, 2014, 05:25:19 PM
We just lost 4:2 against Argentina  :shaq2

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Still World Champion  :mynicca :aah :larry :heh
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Post by: Fifstar on September 03, 2014, 05:46:14 PM
Yep, Di Maria was amazing. Makes you think that Madrid made a very bad move by selling him.

We actually weren't bad, had 3-4 high percentage chances which we just didn't convert in the first half, Argentina made almost all their good chances. And our team was mainly made up of young and up and coming players. Still, getting 4 goals is a bit of a cold shower.
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Post by: headwalk on September 03, 2014, 08:56:07 PM
NEVERMIND, they lost horribly anyway. What else is new?

Where'd the sticky go?
I said take it down. What's the point if there are only 3 people posting in it, mostly me on top of that. Biz quit the internet, Himu stopped watching, Momo stopped posting. Only people posting are me, DC, and occasionally headwalk and Lager.

Anyway the US won today! :rejoice

A squad of our ragged b team eredivisie,  championship and bundesliga boys U 21 won over the Czech first team and looked very good in the first half.

Gyau did well,  lots of hustle. Rimando had a class 2nd half, making a case to maybe be that goalkeeper in 2018. Bedoya had a decent goal. Mix Diskerud, Emerson Hyndman and Julian Green had good, if inconsistent games. Class of the night was Fabian Johnson. He'll be that guy by 2018.

RIP himu's eternal passion for the beautiful game 2014 - 2014.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on September 03, 2014, 09:21:04 PM
why are england fans constantly bemused by England?

Abject performances for 6-7 years plus yet acting like we should smash every team ever 5-6 to nil? oh yeah... that's reasonable.

That said - i love Talksport but i was tearing my hair out this morning at Andy Goldstein ...

Rooney -has- to be played because he's done it before (hasn't performed in 5+ years), and Sterling can't have his chance ahead of Rooney because he did his best work at club level with a great team around him....

hold on... Rooney has been shite at Internation level for an age, but is getting picked on his reputation plus previous CLUB form when he, gasp, had an international class team back him up.

The brain twisting required to still have Rooney in the team is staggering - and yet people are still talking about him leading the line in the next euros and the next world cup... why?! He hasn't performed at international level in a goddamn AGE. Infact, i'll go one further - England lost the first game in the world cup but looked fine - but PANIC HOW DO WE PLAY ROONEY LETS CHANGE IT ALL AROUND HES OUR BEST PLAYER and we were suddenly a load of crap.

England the team and England the fans need to lose the fear of dropping people. Simple fact : Rooney has not performed for England in years (he hit a few good strikes - notably in the Brazil friend but so frigging what) - we shot ourselves in the foot in the world cup by hamstringing the entire team by taking something that looked to be not far from working and building our team around someone who is NOT PERFORMING. It's insanely frustrating. See also : Top 4 mentality - there's great players (and always has been) down the lower teams that wont get a sniff because even Man U reserves with limited experience are rated above people playing week in week out at less fashionable clubs.

F-ck England - we get everything we deserve - plus : if you are an international only fan you are about as much a fan of football as a dried up turd on the sidewalk outside a sports bar. TELL ME ABOUT THAT TIME YOU WENT TO A BAR TO WATCH A MATCH THAT ONE TIME... I'M ALL FUCKING EARS.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on September 03, 2014, 09:35:42 PM
actually - this maybe even tracable back to a longer term grass-roots level:

at school, i primarily played Rugby because i'm >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rugby player than i am a football player, much to my utter annoyance.

But i was in the football team

At U16, we made it to the county final - we had played 6 games to get there, i'd played in every game has had a host of other players. But when it was announced we had made the final - all the glory hunters (albeit on paper "better players") came out of the woodwork and made the first team for the final, with some players dropped completely and a few of us dumped to the bench.

We got humped in the final 4-0, i'd made my vocal stance against the manager (a friends father) and the fact we'd screwed people over and was punished for doing so by being the only player to not play at the Pro Ground we were playing at - even though the game was over at 50 mins at 4-0.

I mean - ffs - we got losers medals - but 6 people who played the final got them but 6 players who played every game to get us there got nothing and the beat of the drum from the school and the manager and his son and the glory hunters was "you play your best team" - completely devoid of nuance or understanding. Boiling it down to individuals, screwing the team, screwing the teamplay that had got us there - i hate to say it but i was fucking thrilled we got beat. That was short lived because ultimately nothing changes - the same mistakes were still repeated. Ultimately it's an endemic part of English sport - we want the success but we want to pander to "super stars" as well - when a team - an actual team - like the 90s class of United come together and play year on year people are somehow staggered at how it is possible and it utterly blows my mind.

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Post by: headwalk on September 03, 2014, 09:36:51 PM
every solvable problem the england team has can be encapsulated by the fact that mark noble has never received a cap.

he's comfortable on the ball, can pick a pass, connects the defence and attack and can make as good a tackle as any DM and has a work ethic and loyalty alien to most modern players, but never receives any attention because he doesn't play for a top four club, have a twattoo and an SS haircut.

i mean, if he was given a ride but didn't work out, that's one thing, but this player who seemingly embodies everything every pundit and their beaten mother says england is lacking to have never been even given a chance to prove themselves in even a friendly against bumfuckistan?
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Post by: Timber on September 04, 2014, 03:00:23 PM
ITA 2-0 NED after 10 mins. This is what happens when you don't play van Dijk.
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Post by: Sausage on September 04, 2014, 05:18:59 PM
Gonna try following Liverpool this year, and I think I'm gonna stick with it. I tried following Arsenal last year but I just kinda lost interest.
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Post by: Sausage on September 04, 2014, 06:15:53 PM


I already had it narrowed down to the 4 teams that I could see myself possibly rooting for: Arsenal, Everton, Liverpool, and Tottenham.

I had Arsenal because it was the team my friends told me to root for, but in the end I felt like I was bandwagoning on something my friends have done for years and I couldn't get into them.

Everton and Tottenham are nice squads, but in the end they'll have higher turnover on their squads as a result of them selling off any good players they manage to develop. Plus, I don't know how much actual playing time Yedlin is going to get.

So Liverpool was the best option for me since they'll be able to keep most of their good players and it clicked in a way that following Arsenal didn't.

 :piss MLS :piss2

I'll still watch FC Dallas games if they're on TV
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Post by: Sausage on September 04, 2014, 06:40:26 PM
no wonder you're shitting on the MLS, FC Dallas :trash :pacspit I can't fuck with someone that isnt a fan of our domestic league. whats the point of just fucking with teams you have to pay 1000$ to see a million miles away.

Honestly none of the best teams are able to keep most of their good players unless you're City, Chelsea, United, Real or Barca. Even Bayern who have plenty of $$ sell off players to Real.
:yeshrug I'll be able to watch more live games of an BPL team than my local team. I mean I'll still support FC Dallas and I'll root for former players to do well in Europe, but the quality of play is much better in Europe and more entertaining to me.
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Post by: Sausage on September 04, 2014, 07:20:01 PM
I play FIFA I know the stars!
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Post by: headwalk on September 04, 2014, 08:10:37 PM
straight after a goddawful game of nervous hoofball in the prem, play a friendly closed doors kickabout vs. dcharlie's lot and score the most eye pleasing goal your club has ever scored: http://gfycat.com/GraveCandidIchthyostega

the west ham way.

that rabona from song is making me sweaty.
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Post by: Kara on September 07, 2014, 02:11:30 PM
 :rofl Just saw the highlights of Galaxy-Rapids.
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Post by: Himu on September 07, 2014, 03:05:34 PM
I have been busy for weeks and now just got the time to sit down, and watch some bloody kick ball in sexy short shorts. What i miss besides man u blowing up?
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Post by: Himu on September 07, 2014, 03:30:52 PM
portland and san jose tonight at 4 pm ct on espn 2.

We're also starting up Euro 2016 qualifiers. Switzerland vs England (Euro 2016 qualifier), 2:45pm, FOX Sports 1.
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Post by: Momo on September 08, 2014, 02:04:15 AM
Arsenal vs Man City this weekend :lawd


Henry made entire premier league teams look ordinary, he's a really, really great player.
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Post by: Momo on September 08, 2014, 11:13:24 AM
http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/the-three-main-rumours-why-maicon-was-kicked-out-the-brazil-squad-the-tweets/ (http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/the-three-main-rumours-why-maicon-was-kicked-out-the-brazil-squad-the-tweets/)

 :hitler


http://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/2frpln/maicon_allegedly_axed_from_nt_for_pranking_david/
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Post by: Momo on September 08, 2014, 11:28:11 AM
It's the fuckery he was supposedly upto, who does shit like that at work   :heh
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Post by: headwalk on September 08, 2014, 04:55:43 PM
i know this might be presumptuous, but it's definitely coming home.
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Post by: headwalk on September 08, 2014, 05:23:01 PM
i know this might be presumptuous, but it's definitely coming home.

I dont follow here. The world cup? Some nice play today for sure. Delph had some beautiful passing, Welbeck's scores, Sterling. Sturridge doesn't seem to be panning out in the overt way that people wished, but he's still so young.

WC of course, but we've gotta swing by france to pick up the euros first.

(we were ponderous in possession, flappy in defence, but decent on the break. still coming home though.)
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Post by: headwalk on September 08, 2014, 05:55:26 PM
You guys need to play someone else besides Jack Wilshere in the DM position, for sure.

Hey, who knows. By 2018 maybe there won't be this forced need to play Rooney where he is. He had that one great pass but some of his touches today were pretty awful :holeup

that somone is mark noble.

rooney was actually alright tonight, some nice link ups, handy on the break. sterling was an enigma in that for the two moments all night when he wasn't piss poor, we scored goals. nice to get the good version of hart for once, too.

good week for welbeck all round, always seems like a nice guy. hope he outscores falcao this season.

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Post by: DCharlieJP on September 08, 2014, 09:30:32 PM
Here's how shit the English media are

Tomorrow's headlines are going to comment on how the first goal came off Welbecks shin and he probably didn't mean it and he miss-kicked and blah'de-fucking-blah

Listening to journos on the radio literally say "if we lost then we'd have called for Hodge to be sacked but we won and , hey, this is all just a bit of fun and laughs and lols whilst we insinuate we were very lucky to win the game (insinuating that a shinned effort was a lucky strike) and , whilst defeats are entirely Hodge's fault, he has nothing to do with the victories. We will be ignoring the second goal because WANKERS"

For all my disagreement with English setup, the press writers are largely a shameful pack of wankers who know nothing about football but want to run the game. No matter what happens they always ahve the counter argument of "we should have done it THIS WAY" - it's bullshit.
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Post by: headwalk on September 08, 2014, 09:35:48 PM
Here's how shit the English media are

Tomorrow's headlines are going to comment on how the first goal came off Welbecks shin and he probably didn't mean it and he miss-kicked and blah'de-fucking-blah

Listening to journos on the radio literally say "if we lost then we'd have called for Hodge to be sacked but we won and , hey, this is all just a bit of fun and laughs and lols whilst we insinuate we were very lucky to win the game (insinuating that a shinned effort was a lucky strike) and , whilst defeats are entirely Hodge's fault, he has nothing to do with the victories"

For all my disagreement with English setup, the press writers are largely a shameful pack of wankers who know nothing about football but want to run the game. No matter what happens they always ahve the counter argument of "we should have done it THIS WAY" - it's bullshit.

probably my favourite take-away from the game was that we really looked and played like a PL team. a distinctly mid-table PL team with an entirely average manager, but a pacey, counter-attacking PL team nonetheless.

i've always felt like that's always made sense for england, to be essentially the prem: international tour. it's what the lads play day in day out anyway and even though we're going to need some more tools to break down bus parkers, it's the only way we're going to establish any kind of team philosophy.
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Post by: Himu on September 10, 2014, 10:37:40 AM
Euro qualifier tonight. Rooting against England.
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Post by: Himu on September 10, 2014, 10:49:25 AM
Oh. Doh! Got my wires crossed.
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Post by: headwalk on September 10, 2014, 11:09:12 AM
Euro qualifier tonight. Rooting against England.

too late fucker.
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Post by: Momo on September 10, 2014, 11:40:19 AM
The English footy press are indeed the worst of all, by far.
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Post by: Himu on September 10, 2014, 01:09:09 PM
This is why i love the soccer section of the guardian. full of old english bravado and cynicism.
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Post by: Momo on September 10, 2014, 01:10:27 PM
I hope you've remembered to listen to radio 5 live after matches, as much as people get worked up for Engurland matches, the shenanigans they get up to for EPL games are off the charts  :noah
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Post by: Himu on September 10, 2014, 01:12:47 PM
I haven't! Thanks for the reminder.
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Post by: Himu on September 10, 2014, 01:25:35 PM
Winner: Chelsea for Costa
Loser: Liverpool for losing Suarez
Winner: FCB for gaining Suarez
Loser: Real losing Di Maria
Loser: Sounders for Yedlin to Hotspurs
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Post by: Momo on September 10, 2014, 01:33:30 PM
I think Danny Wellbeck could be the best or the worst move of all, I'm looking forward to seeing how it pans out.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Momo on September 10, 2014, 02:01:30 PM
Personally I think Welbeck will be a huge L for us. I dont really rate him and the only player I remember that developed some crazy skills in his mid 20s was Thierry. Of course I think he will get better because he'll be coached better at Arsenal, but he's never gonna get anywhere near the dumb Manchester media hype.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Momo on September 10, 2014, 02:07:14 PM
Remember Theo Walcott? Welbeck is gonna be the same :fbm
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Sausage on September 11, 2014, 01:10:18 AM
Feeling pretty excited about footsoccer starting back up on Saturday. Even watched the FC Dallas game last weekend. Still can't get in to that league but I'll follow just because it's Dallas.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on September 11, 2014, 01:24:26 AM
Bupropion :lawd

Also it's much easier to call them "the Billboards" imo.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2014, 01:31:35 AM
Our CL is just fucking ruthlessly owned by Mejico. It's crazy

It's a big reason I say we should be aiming to be at least on par with Mexico before aiming at europe
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Post by: Himu on September 11, 2014, 01:41:19 AM
They don't even bother advertising usually.
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Post by: Sausage on September 11, 2014, 02:02:06 AM
I've noticed the Brazilian, Argentinian and Uruguayan leagues are pretty popular despite having the cream of the crop in those countries play in Europe. What's a good euro comp for those leagues in terms of level of play and do you think that the MLS should aim for that kind of level of play ultimately?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2014, 02:08:34 AM
The problem is that all these central american Latino countries got ethnic beefs and club history and shit so they ride hard when it's time to play but Americans are just like :yeshrug , fuck Mexico I guess

Jesus christ man, the NASL being incompetent as fuck and setting the game back to the stone age here really was a disaster. They were so damn bad at growing the sport here sensibly :neogaf . Our actual soccer culture had to go through a near reset thanks to those bums :beli

yep. fuck nasl.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: DCharlieJP on September 11, 2014, 05:47:32 AM
Predictions for EPL 9/13-9/14
I see some shocks this week!


Arsenal 4-2 Man City
Stoke 0-2 Leicester
Chelsea 1-1 Swansea
Southampton 1-0 Newcastle
Sunderland 1-0 Tottenham
Crystal Palace 0-3 Burnley
West Brom 1-1 Everton
Liverpool 4-1 Aston Villa
Man Utd 3-0 QPR
Hull City 2-1 West Ham
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on September 11, 2014, 10:19:18 AM
if you want to get up on south american football in general you should listen to the BBC world football phone in podcast (http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/wf). tim vickery has a permanent residence on that show and if you don't know of him, he's lived in brazil for 20 years and is simply the most erudite and eloquent cunt in the game. a literal tier above every other writer in football.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2014, 11:33:51 AM
While I agree Europe is the gold standard, if we struggle with Mexican teams, it feels like that's who we should be chasing in the short term.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2014, 07:21:30 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on September 12, 2014, 08:55:21 AM
so i guess it's time to sort out my fantasy infirmary team.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on September 12, 2014, 10:36:04 AM
Yeah. Lucky i only have three questionables. Costa, Dier, and Ramsey. I traded that wasteman Martin Skrtel a while back, so i luckily missed out on some more grief. Still not sure if i should play around with my lineup. Last time I did i missed out on two Costa goals as a captain.

I picked up Naismith last week. Just seems to perform well. It's funny how Everton has a better strikeforce than Manchester United or Arsenal, low key.

five of my first team have a note from mum. my only fit striker is my bargain basement feels buy.

tempted to just buy remy for the week.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: bud on September 12, 2014, 05:31:28 PM
arsenal - citeh & madrid - atletico tomorrow. :-*
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Himu on September 12, 2014, 09:25:20 PM
4-2 arsenal?!?! lmao charlie
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on September 13, 2014, 01:04:43 AM
Too bad Arsenal-City is early as fuck. 6:45 AM (http://i.minus.com/jXHwE6TPzh4jR.png)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 4:45 kickoff.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2014, 01:34:52 AM
thank heavens for dvr
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: bud on September 13, 2014, 08:41:27 AM
classic arse.  :-\
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Sausage on September 13, 2014, 09:20:42 AM
Arsenal with two really really nice goals this half.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Sausage on September 13, 2014, 09:26:55 AM
wtf was that
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on September 13, 2014, 10:01:57 AM
that was the most arsenal performance i've ever seen. it was like watching a 96 minute re-enactment of their last few prem campaigns.

costa starts. all is well.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Fifstar on September 13, 2014, 10:41:04 AM
Can't wait for Kagawa to destroy Manu in the CL 15/16.

Also that Leverkusen Bremen game yesterday was absolutly crazy. We (bremen is my team; we're a second half of the table team at best these days) had a shitload of luck in the first half and could have easily trailed by 4 goals after the first half. Fought ourself back into the game and ultimately deserved that point, we were even in front for a couple of minutes.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 13, 2014, 11:52:29 AM
Costaaaa yess
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 13, 2014, 12:23:49 PM
Pelle scored 2 yeass
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Sausage on September 13, 2014, 12:57:51 PM
This is straight  :trash

I didn't sign up for this :(
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 13, 2014, 01:12:20 PM
Why isnt Stering on grrr
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Sausage on September 13, 2014, 01:17:02 PM
Just put in heems
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 13, 2014, 01:18:42 PM
Pff should have known and put shelvey on

I really need to ditch Sagna, dude is getting no playtime
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on September 13, 2014, 01:29:26 PM
Barca and Athletic both wore their nationalist kits in today's tie.

:umad Franco?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Momo on September 13, 2014, 02:05:37 PM
:lawd
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Sausage on September 13, 2014, 02:46:18 PM
bleah
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on September 13, 2014, 03:35:47 PM
delicious.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 13, 2014, 05:00:40 PM
Who is Danzig in our league?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on September 13, 2014, 05:26:03 PM
One of my college roommates/best friends is a life long stan. Dude made his international pilgrimage to anfield and everything. I'm considering giving him a bit of troll but i'm not sure if he's killed himself by now

:lawd

I had the pleasure of having (an actual London) Gooner as my roommate when Henry was transferred from Arsenal to Barca. The irl trolling I did to him, brehs. :lawd
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 14, 2014, 12:02:28 PM
How much is he now?

Need to lose nasri

Im sure one or has has roooooooney

Van gaal delivers btw

Ps: rvp is torres
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: bud on September 14, 2014, 12:12:32 PM
rvp at his best is the most complete striker in the world.

he used to be a different--much better--player when playing for arsenal/united. nowadays he just reminds me of the rvp you see in your average national team game.

rvp is over.

rip.
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Post by: Kara on September 14, 2014, 06:23:05 PM
The hustle on that golazo. :lawd
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Fifstar on September 15, 2014, 04:57:56 PM
Hahahaha

I just checked the front page of Marca English and it's like literally every single article is about Casillas or some Ancelotti/Madrid hand wringing. Hilarious.

http://www.marca.com/en/

Isn't Marca in general basically 90% about Real Madrid? There is another big spanish mag which is the same, just about Barca.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Kara on September 15, 2014, 05:03:45 PM
Yes, it's very Madrid-centric.

I guess Sport is the Barca equivalent, but it's not as flagrant--or at least it doesn't have the same rep Marca does.

I read AS. :yeshrug
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: headwalk on September 16, 2014, 12:48:20 PM
i don't think i've seen a more universal feel good prem match in a while than last night. 25k people crammed into a rainy northern stadium to see some decent ground ball, sit com defending, a right cunter from valencia, two goals a piece and two old dogs of the english game sharing a beer after the match talking about what could've been for each side.

flashback to a simpler time. feel like we should've nicked it but also feel like they earned something out of the match.
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Post by: Fifstar on September 16, 2014, 03:07:12 PM
And they're missing many great players.

Shitty stream is lagging  :-\
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Post by: Timber on September 16, 2014, 04:02:42 PM
Dortmund dominating. I wanna see Kagawa come in and score one.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 16, 2014, 04:21:03 PM
Mitrogogoglele scored for Olympiakos

For anyone that watched the world cup that means soemthing
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - EPL season starts 8/16! Memorize your chants!
Post by: Sausage on September 17, 2014, 03:10:51 AM
Liverpool won!


Because of an extra time PK against Ludogorets...
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 17, 2014, 10:09:40 AM
A J A X
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 17, 2014, 04:39:34 PM
Haha thats was a good one indeed from the ajax boys. We could have won this game but a point against psg is a point.

Lol at citaay what a bunch of losers as per usual, methodis is prob crying somewhere now.
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Post by: Kara on September 17, 2014, 06:55:10 PM
this bayern-city game is great so far.

I bet Karakand is excited :hitler being a city stan and all

Why would a Bitter get excited about Citeh in the CL? :heh

Club's well past the "WOW WE'RE IN CL Y'ALL :gladbron" stage and onto the typical City one.

BTW bad draw at home for Athletic.
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Post by: headwalk on September 17, 2014, 07:08:35 PM
city been looking flat all season. i put it down to title winner's foot and players not having the drive to put in the hard yards, but that doesn't explain their CL showing. i get that the strategy was to remain cagey throughout and hope to nick it on a set-piece, but they had no pace at all on the break.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 18, 2014, 12:40:45 PM
I like the logo except for that line. Why does the line go past the badge? It's driving me nuts. WHY DOES THE LINE GO OVER?!?!

On the other hand, the logo is contemporary and does not look like it's ripping off the MLB or NBA but is its own thing.

I think it COULD use a soccer ball in it, but eh.

http://m.mlssoccer.com/next
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Post by: Himu on September 18, 2014, 12:42:54 PM
I'm going to have to apologize to the thread. I've kept it updated continuously for months now, but the past month has been crazy, and my thought process is usually,"I didn't watch today's matches, I will avoid the thread and any news sites until I catch up so I'm not spoiled." Due to working two jobs this ends up being never.
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Post by: Himu on September 18, 2014, 01:51:53 PM
yep, the lack of ball makes no sense to me.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2014, 03:27:10 PM
So Sacramento is heavily courting the MLS and the owner of the Sacramento Republic FC (he also owns the Kings) just bought some prime downtown land for a new stadium.
God I hope they get it done.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 18, 2014, 04:42:20 PM
By the way, congratulations Mr. Gundam for the Sounders winning the MLS Open cup. Well done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORdZdLdqU_4

Thanks! Fourth time we've won it.

Now if only we could win the MLS championship...
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Kara on September 18, 2014, 04:48:24 PM
New MLS logo is too Unistat but at least each team gets to camouflage it on their kit.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Kara on September 18, 2014, 05:08:27 PM
Too American. There's 3 Canadian teams in the league and players from all over the world. Get da fugg outta here with that red, white, and blue ish.

Unistat is the name of a U.S. on a parallel earth in one of Robert Anton Wilson's bizarre books.
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Post by: Kara on September 18, 2014, 05:41:56 PM
Not the NHL. :american
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Post by: Himu on September 18, 2014, 05:56:01 PM
Agreed with Kara. Leave patriot schlock at the door. Luckily, Canada has red and white as colors and blue is a natural compliment. So it works. However, the stars are unnecessary, too patriotic, and does  not  tell me anything about what the logo it belongs to is.

The more I think if it, the more I think the logo is terrible.  The lack of ball is a huge mistake.
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Post by: Himu on September 18, 2014, 06:10:06 PM
I like the prem logo, because despite having a lion, it fits the name. MLS' name is Major League Soccer, and has no country ties. English premier league does. More that that, Lions are universally seen as a sign of status, royalty, kingship and it naturally compliments the word Premier. So its not only works as a national symbol, but also as a dual thematic. By using a lion, the premiership truly comes off as soccer royalty.

He new MLS logo has no similar concept of thematic storytelling beyond the colors and Stars and Stripes.

Which is its biggest failing as a logo. It failed logo creation 101: tell the audience what the product is about. If I werent an MLS fan, and I saw that logo by itself I would have no idea what it was. A new clothing brand?

Adding them long slash and it just looks like something a college graphic designer student would come up with for fake logos in branding graphic design class that would earn a B-, maybe C+ from their prof.

Lack of unity, lack of theme, lack of message. If I were that teacher I would give that logo a C-. Never mind the fact that the logo represents a sports league.
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Post by: headwalk on September 18, 2014, 06:31:03 PM
the prem logo is a fucking lion with a crown playing football. there's no competing with that.
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Post by: Kara on September 18, 2014, 06:32:37 PM
SMH. I hope you guys are similarly :umad at the Prem and Serie A logos which also incorporate nationalist imagery.

The way that the badge is a symbol for the US and the corresponding team perfectly fits the 'club/country' duality.

To my knowledge no clubs outside Italy are eligible for promotion to Serie A, so no it doesn't really bother me there.

I'm not sure when Welsh clubs were eligible to join the Prem and when the logo was first devised so I'll have to push on that for now.

And yes I give a shit about state flags. Some of y'all have some fucking weaksauce state seal on a solid color flag shit. :gurl
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Post by: Himu on September 18, 2014, 06:40:17 PM
I'm going to make my own mock logo tonight just for funsies.
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Post by: Kara on September 18, 2014, 06:44:26 PM
The city square where I grew up had an American flag and a California flag on opposite street corners but the U.S. flag was so high you could never see it from your car (unless you had a convertible or something I guess) but you could always see the Californian one. I blame this arrangement for my general lack of patriotism. :usacry

Quick research tells me that Swansea City was always in the English football pyramid as was Cardiff City I think. (BTW holy shit the new Cardiff City crest is lolbad.) I guess if you view the lion as an exclusively English symbol (Scotland has one too) that's kinda a similar sitch to my MLS beef. It wouldn't be the first time England shat on Wales doe.

On a tangential note I can't believe they still front with the Irish harp on the royal coat of arms. :neogaf
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Post by: Kara on September 18, 2014, 06:47:47 PM
If Vladivostok and Kaliningrad were in the same league they'd be 9 time zones apart and like what, 20% of the Earth's circumference away from one another?

Have big countries brehs.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 19, 2014, 02:41:12 AM
Dutch logo has the lion, no ball

(http://www.cios.nl/sites/default/files/KNVB.jpg)

New Polish logo has the eagle and a ball shape

(http://ligowiec.pl/upload/zdjeciadruzyn/Logo_PZPN.jpg)

Old polish logo had the eagle and the ball

(http://sportowacracovia.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/pzpn.gif)
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Post by: Kara on September 19, 2014, 12:49:54 PM
The new PZPN logo looks like the KNVB's. :yuck

I blame Kosmo for this degradation of a proud symbol of Polish culture like the old one. >:(
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Post by: Sausage on September 19, 2014, 05:13:06 PM

Gonna be annoying when the sport keeps growing we have like 36 teams in the league :what

 

They'd have to set the pyramid up before it comes to that.
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Post by: headwalk on September 19, 2014, 06:19:27 PM
us vs. the bin dippers should be fun to watch. our defence is shocking this year, but we've scored more goals from outside the box than any other club this season. they'll probably score more than us but should be a good time had by all. looking forward to seeing alex song repeatedly bodying sterling.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 20, 2014, 10:55:17 AM
Time to get rid of Bony so, dude is obviously frustrated by not scoring.

Wanted to ditch Nasri this turn but...
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 20, 2014, 12:42:22 PM
Just as input in Moreno

#dead
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Post by: Fifstar on September 21, 2014, 07:45:14 AM
Longest distance on a goal scored in the Bundesliga ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZoSodHOWD8
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 08:37:51 AM
Ajaaaaaax

Feyenoord hit the post  2 times in the first 3 min, but Ajax scoref a free kick in the 5th
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:09:06 AM
Man U

:dead
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 10:17:22 AM
but but but van gaal is a great manager  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


just like ajax, a total joke of a manager/team who got lucky playing in very bad leagues
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:25:49 AM
Isnt City like 10th with a 500 million squad?  :lol

And last in your CL group, AGAIN?  :lol

Citay is a joke

Also never forget the last time we met your shareholder team:

(https://i.minus.com/ib1zd8fCAanfke.gif)

(https://i.minus.com/iBUy5XV3Pd4IJ.gif)

(http://i.minus.com/iu3aexFJGAJSP.gif)

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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 10:29:38 AM
>using position after 5 games
>using position after 1 game


guess i shoudln't expect much from someone who follows Ajax....

Uniteds squad cost more than Citys also sorry we have to play the best teams in the competition .
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:32:54 AM
How many times has City won the CL?
 
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:33:26 AM
Were always better then you

ALWAYS

(http://i.imgur.com/i31UQaF.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 10:36:12 AM
you literally said van gaal was a good manager, i don't need to go down a argument with you you know nothing and you get easily impressed by a shitty team in the eredivise.

(http://i.imgur.com/tP6S9RU.png?1)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:38:02 AM
You are such a joke  :lol

van Gaal > any english manager, and especially anyone ever at city

Face it, City is a shit team and will never amount to anything, because they lack club culture. You can pour billions into it and its still just a bunch of losers.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 10:40:04 AM
yes, van gaal is better than manual pellegrini who managed to win the Barclays Premiere League in his first season with a worse team than the competition.

City is a great team and only get better. Sorry they don't have years of experience being a bunch of shit cloggers who play anti football in the Champions League.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:41:48 AM
You wont even make it out of the group this year
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:45:01 AM
Ill also never forget this one

City, biggest joke in Europe  :lol :lol :lol

Methodis biggest joke on the Bore  :lol :lol :lol

(http://pu.i.wp.pl/k,MzQ0NjcyNzcsMzQyMTI2,f,full_stadion.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 10:45:07 AM
It is entirely Van Gaals fault. He's a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow who plays 3-5-2. This squad he has literally won the title by 11 points two years ago.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: DCharlieJP on September 21, 2014, 10:45:40 AM
Van Gaal - Right now, he's not even the best manager in his house.\

I wouldn't let him manage the fucking cat right now - fuck me.
 
Even Moyes wasn't this bad - with a massively worse team. Still he'll definitely win the league next year - the Championship is quite the step down in difficulty.

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He's a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow who plays 3-5-2. This squad he has literally won the title by 11 points two years ago.

Seriously - who doesn't love teams who line up with 3 at the back. All that lovely space. Then throw in the fact that they don't have much in the way of experienced players used to that system.
The absolute worst thing that happened to united was their preseason success - i've always thought an extremely strong preseason usually bites you in the arse - it usually means something is being missed where as if United had got botched by everyone he maybe would have broken the bank on strengthening positions he needed rather than bringing in fluff players that don't address the issues.

United just conceeded 5 at Leicester. They scored 3, but still lost. They're like Keagan era Newcastle but without the sexy and with worse results - vastly worse results. Dis gunna be gud.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 10:47:18 AM
Ill also never forget this one

City, biggest joke in Europe  :lol :lol :lol

Methodis biggest joke on the Bore  :lol :lol :lol

(http://pu.i.wp.pl/k,MzQ0NjcyNzcsMzQyMTI2,f,full_stadion.jpg)

(http://static.goal.com/126400/126447_gallery.jpg)

in case your dumb dutch azz forgot

http://www.sofascore.com/ajax-spartak-moscow/yWsdjb
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:47:54 AM
If I had a pound for every time City choked in Europe...
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:48:21 AM
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 10:48:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMd1GEzHMWo
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:48:55 AM
Spartak Moscow has a bigger budget then Ajax

Lech Poznan has 10% of City's budget

City still the worst team CONFIRMED

You're so dumb with this comparison just giving me more ammo  :lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 10:50:29 AM
Spartak Moscow has a bigger budget then Ajax

Lech Poznan has 10% of City's budget

City still the worst team CONFIRMED

2011 Spartak didn't have a bigger budget than Ajax.

Funny how every player and manager that leaves Ajax prooves to be a foreign myth...it's almost as if the Eredivise is a joke league!!!!!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 10:51:19 AM
A list of notable Ajax exports:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:53:14 AM
List of notable Ajax exports:

-Suarez
-Ibrahimovic
-Kluivert
-Van Basten
-Cruijf
-Van der Sar

4 times winner of Europe Cup 1 CL

List of notable City exports and or European victories:

Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:53:45 AM
I can imagine you frothing at the mouth now in your Primark kit as you realize City will never equal Ajax
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 10:54:55 AM
Ibra started at Malmo, nice revisionism history  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:55:01 AM
lunchbreak at the 99p store is over Meth, go back to work
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 10:55:28 AM
And Suarez had prior years of play at two different clubs.


Ajax fans are so sad  :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 10:56:04 AM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b9/b91510c5d3632ee64d1df5cebbeee53679f9f2b9664b00973d7f6c27ab1b8ad8.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 10:57:34 AM
I like how you defelect blame on van Gaal by bashing Man City 2 years ago
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Post by: DCharlieJP on September 21, 2014, 10:58:07 AM
lol - man, i've sort of sided with Meth on this one a bit - i think Ajax do wonders on their budget but they're not the team they once were, and my feelings on Van Gaal being a great manager but not the genius everyone (well, Larger) has him down for and certainly not someone who is better than any manager in English football history... but anyways...

that Meth "Dutch Exports : <blank>" post.

Meth man - Cruyff.... how can you not ? I mean -maybe- at a massive push you could try and down play the others but Cruyff?

He was Ajax from youth and one of the greatest players to ever grace a football field.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: DCharlieJP on September 21, 2014, 11:02:05 AM
Quote
Let me save watching that for after City - Chelsea

I stopped looking at updates at 3-1 and left my united supporting facebook friends to it

came back to laughing Liverpool fans and manc excuses.

Leicester aren't a bad team, i hear, from Man U fans . "they'll definitely avoid the drop" - holy fuck, and United? At this rate, Leicester will be pushing them down out of the Europa league spots ;)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 11:04:51 AM
i meant to say modern ajax exports but i was too fast to the troll
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: DCharlieJP on September 21, 2014, 11:17:10 AM
he's got a head like the Mekon.

That's a sixhead let alone a forehead.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Kara on September 21, 2014, 11:49:21 AM
Face it, City is a shit team and will never amount to anything, because they lack club culture. You can pour billions into it and its still just a bunch of losers.

Aside from a period of hooliganism and being such failures that Hitchcock saw fit to make fun of them in one of his movies, Chelsea had no culture and they've won a European title.

When are FCUM and United going to be in the same league? :hitler
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 21, 2014, 01:19:55 PM
Yeah it's just USLPRO peasantry but the Sacramento Republic is in the Championship final. I'll take it.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 01:29:35 PM
Watching Chelsea and man city
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 01:35:25 PM
Gosh I haven't watched soccer in a month. Ahhhh it feels good watching again :aah

Cleared my schedule so I can watch matches live on Saturdays. Yesssss
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 02:01:04 PM
:leon

Did you watch the match?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 21, 2014, 02:03:25 PM
Meth is a complete idiot

Ajax doesnt need a 300 million to be better then City
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 02:04:58 PM
City didn't win? I'm watching now via dvr and I'm interested in seeing how in the world chelsea can get a score in.

Other matches on my dvr:

Aston villa v arsenal
Queens park v Rangers FC

Any noteworthy matches I'm missing?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 02:10:54 PM
I really want to watch Liverpool because my man Balotelli
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 02:12:17 PM
Iirc NBCSN lets you watch every match from the weekend up until like Wednesday. I know what I'm doing today and tomorrow :drool
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 02:18:00 PM
Balotelli :lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 02:23:39 PM
He has a boner. Or maybe half flaccid. Either way...

:neogaf
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 02:27:53 PM
The smarmy ref in this City and chelsea match :dead
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: headwalk on September 21, 2014, 02:33:11 PM
best prem weekend in a long time. going to go on a podcast binge and soak up every last drip of it.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 02:36:00 PM
Who's your club, headwalk?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: headwalk on September 21, 2014, 02:51:08 PM
Who's your club, headwalk?

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02210/allardyce_2210093b.jpg)

i didnt tape it but honestly I'm :mindblown at how Everton managed to lose to Crystal Palace at Goodison

howard has been really inconsistent this season, seems like he's either an unstoppable wall or enraged liability.

he was directly at fault for two of palace's goals.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 03:13:40 PM
I only ever get to watch that channel when I go to taquerias so I never get hear what they're saying anyways.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Kara on September 21, 2014, 04:24:25 PM
Your :vangaal emoticon is already a huge hit at the current incarnation of footballthread.

After having GAF's current shitty football thread steal our emoticons it feels weird to do the same to someone else, but what's more of a cactivity than stealing from the colonies?  :heh
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 05:07:21 PM
i have yet to find a great soccer community online. besides this one o'course.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 05:08:39 PM
oh right, sa's soccer forum is pretty :bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 21, 2014, 06:12:57 PM
Ajax is a small club, it's not so odd to see their fans lash out at big clubs that actually have success in real leagues.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - New MLS logo! Champions League begin! GG Sounders!
Post by: Kara on September 21, 2014, 09:27:05 PM
Yeah, i'm enjoying the rap-tinted fuckery of the coli football/soccer thread but I could really use a different board besides GAF's footy thread. I don't hate it and i post in it but it's just overflowing with United stains, personal talk, and gossip bits. R/soccer on the other hand is too visually dry and polite.

footballthread?

It's an exile board for the first / second generation of football-gaf posters. We've kind of dwindled to 10-15 posters over the Long War, so I'm not sure it'd really be what you were looking for.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Kara on September 21, 2014, 09:30:22 PM
We got too club house and there were some perms / lengthy bans.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Sausage on September 21, 2014, 10:16:53 PM
Yeah that shit is hard to follow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: headwalk on September 21, 2014, 10:58:24 PM
r/soccer is like the rockpapershotgun of football boards. everything is so tepid and lacking in intent. it's like the difference between actually living in a medieval village and a renaissance fair.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2014, 11:13:44 PM
fuck rps haters
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 22, 2014, 05:15:57 AM
Footbore League recap:

1 DC Charlie    272
2 Headwalk    264
3 Premium          243
4 Esch            223
5 Himu            208
6 Karakand    195
7 CHANGE NAME 147
8 Wrath         135

I'm 100k short to get Di Maria over Nasri  :'( I could still get Cesc.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 22, 2014, 06:55:55 PM
the mls is a joke league and everyone hsould stop watching it and hope it dies in favor of the nasl
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2014, 06:58:38 PM
I haven't done shit and have 208 points?! :dead
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2014, 06:59:43 PM
FUCK DALLAS
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Sausage on September 22, 2014, 07:56:28 PM
FUCK DALLAS

Houston's inferiority complex towards Dallas  :noah
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2014, 09:31:18 PM
FUCK DALLAS

Houston's inferiority complex towards Dallas  :noah

don't got no inferiority complex. Mine comes from the racist history of Dallas sports teams, notably the cowboys. dallas teams are often bandwagon jumper teams here in tejas, so fuck em in general.  but yeah dallas is better than htown. houston sucks.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Kara on September 22, 2014, 09:33:10 PM
edit: and Gals with the same amount of points. :pacspit kara

Supporting MLS's Real Madrid. :rejoice

Being born on the finish line. :rejoice

Not being able to cock that up myself. :rejoice
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2014, 09:38:06 PM
galaxy are united.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Kara on September 22, 2014, 09:46:04 PM
Gals are still relevant, they can't be United. :trollbron
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2014, 10:04:54 PM
when where how do i watch concacaf cl stuff
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - WEEKEND OF TEARS
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2014, 12:06:43 AM
i can't get over chevrolet being on united's shirts. it looks so tacky. :rofl
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - Derby weekend! spurs v arsenal! 12:30 pm est, Sat!!!!
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2014, 12:30:10 AM
Match of the Week - Tottenham v arsenal, NBC Sports Network, 12:30 PM EST, Saturday
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - Derby weekend! spurs v arsenal! 12:30 pm est, Sat!!!!
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2014, 12:33:54 AM
Check this out.

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2014/09/22/previewing-the-eagerly-anticipated-film-marvellous/
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - Derby weekend! spurs v arsenal! 12:30 pm est, Sat!!!!
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2014, 01:14:05 AM
THIS UNITED MATCH :rofl
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - Derby weekend! spurs v arsenal! 12:30 pm est, Sat!!!!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 23, 2014, 01:26:23 AM
Im gonna be in London for the Gunners vs Spurs match

Meeting up with my old group of friends from Ireland to sit in the pub and watch football all day

Will be glorious
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - Derby weekend! spurs v arsenal! 12:30 pm est, Sat!!!!
Post by: Momo on September 23, 2014, 11:27:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wjjvZeOazY
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - Derby weekend! spurs v arsenal! 12:30 pm est, Sat!!!!
Post by: Momo on September 23, 2014, 11:30:13 AM
I love liverpool fans :rejoice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EkuJKe4Lt8
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - Derby weekend! spurs v arsenal! 12:30 pm est, Sat!!!!
Post by: Momo on September 23, 2014, 11:42:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ0s6fuDVCU

OMAR THE GOAT :rejoice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2d50vlpv8Y

(http://i.imgur.com/8KqcSwX.gif)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqVae1t9on8

(http://i.imgur.com/h53dr64.gif)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adu6eYCi3WE

(http://i.imgur.com/kJKd2RL.gif)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - Derby weekend! spurs v arsenal! 12:30 pm est, Sat!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 23, 2014, 06:29:05 PM
bundesliga is as muc hof a joke league as the ereidivisie though.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - concacaf champions league tonight @ 8pm est, Fox S1
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2014, 07:49:08 PM
concacaf cl in a few minutes! esch get on steam
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - concacaf champions league tonight @ 8pm est, Fox S1
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2014, 08:24:51 PM
sporting kc and real esteli
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - concacaf champions league tonight @ 8pm est, Fox S1
Post by: Kara on September 24, 2014, 03:05:42 PM
I heard Ronaldo scored two hat tricks in three days. I know a lot of Man U fans really think he's going to finish his career over there Lebron style but I see no reason how or why he would, apart from some personal feelings. Guy has been a fucking machine since he healed up from whatever plagued him in the WC.

Delusions of grandeur are a common affliction amongst Rags.

There was a time when they believed Fergie's "I wouldn't sell them a virus." :neogaf
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 24, 2014, 11:28:38 PM
i still can't get over donovan quitting
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Sausage on September 24, 2014, 11:39:28 PM
Dallas gave the Sounders that work.



Too bad it was on a network that nobody watches.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 24, 2014, 11:44:19 PM
I was busy tonight. How'd those fucks Dallas give Sounders the work?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 24, 2014, 11:45:05 PM
I'm going to have to start posting MLS and EPL schedules here on a weekly basis for ease of access and put them in the op.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Sausage on September 24, 2014, 11:46:15 PM
I was busy tonight. How'd those fucks Dallas give Sounders the work?

http://www.espnfc.us/major-league-soccer/19/video/2054111
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 24, 2014, 11:49:35 PM
rofl fuck dallas
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Sausage on September 24, 2014, 11:55:00 PM
Honestly the  beat schedules are on google. I literally just Google a league, team.

This works for everything except the CONCACAF CL :fbm

Yeah I use google for schedules and then espn for scores. I really like how ESPN has all the scores listed so I can follow the teams with the coolest names in places like Scotland or Russia
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 25, 2014, 12:24:18 AM
sporting have another game already? they just played yesterday. i'd think they'd be playing on saturday and not Friday.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 25, 2014, 01:25:41 AM
:obama
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 25, 2014, 02:02:38 PM
Sterling is like 19, dude dont get tired
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: headwalk on September 25, 2014, 03:16:20 PM
Liverpool have no sturridge tomorrow. ..


Game over lol.  Sterling played 120 minutes this week already.  Comfortable everton win imo

the secretary of defence shipped another three mid-week to swansea in the mickey mouse cup. add that to the 13 in five games in the prem.

for such a solid defensive team last year, the rate that they're having to scoop the ball out of their own net this season is pretty staggering.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Sausage on September 25, 2014, 04:17:43 PM
Dr. Suso's time to shine now.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 25, 2014, 05:21:49 PM
someone explain why liverpool is doing 25 million for lallana
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 25, 2014, 05:25:05 PM
but WHY.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 25, 2014, 05:49:51 PM
anyone play the fifa 15 demo tho how is it whack
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Sausage on September 25, 2014, 06:02:50 PM
Lallana was injured to start the year, and he had a decent game against Boro. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CaVF2wqQsw
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 25, 2014, 06:05:34 PM
gonna post crazy ass goals and yer gonna click em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKOHq4za9bM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5ge8Nad38o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zeJGON-ItY
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 25, 2014, 06:07:02 PM
http://screamer.deadspin.com/mlss-clint-dempsey-raps-like-mls-plays-soccer-like-shi-1636784025

:snoop
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 25, 2014, 06:10:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MKs7ppl.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 25, 2014, 07:44:27 PM
http://youtu.be/Z-oQ3Kr2m_s
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 03:38:15 AM
My picks:

Liverpool 2-1 Everton

I may even be dead pressed to make this 2-0. Both have something to prove, so I'll give a point to Everton. But given that they have conceded 13 goals so far in only five matches, I may push this to 3-1. Liverpool is looking a bit :kobeyuck in defense, while their front line is looking solid, with a decent 7 goals this season so far. Meanwhile, Everton has 11 goals under their belt. This will be a classic offense vs defense match up. Should make for a fun match.

Hull 2-1 Man City

Man City have  lost 5 of their last 21 away games. Hull has lost one match this season so far and in despite having three draws, both clubs' goals conceded and goals made are looking similar. I think Hull have an advantage here.

Sunderland 0-1 Swansea

This seems obvious to me. But maybe not. Both teams have the same goals against stat of 6. Can Sunderland gain some glory this weekend?

Crystal Palace 1-2 Leicester

Crystal Palace's offense is looking impressive this season so far, but with a 10 goals lost this season in five games, they don't look to be at an advantage here despite their 3-2 win over Everton last week. Look for Leicester to be on the rise. They drew with Arsenal, they beat Manchester United 5-3. Do not underestimate Leicester.

Chelsea 1-2 or draw Aston Villa

Chelsea is number one in the rankings but I doubt this will last long. Chelsea have lost four of their last sixteen away matches, and have already played a tiresome CL match earlier this week. Aston Villa, by comparison, have kept it nice and steady even with that loss against Arsenal. Despite having a paltry record of four goals in the first five matches of the season, they remain rank 3 and have only conceded the same amount of goals (4), and three of those were from Arsenal. Chelsea have conceded 7. Either Chelsea chokes, or they end up drawing. I don't see much of a win for Chelsea or confidence that they can break Aston Villa's iron defense.

Man United 1-3 West Ham

LOL. Manchester United lost 5-3 against a rising Leicester last week, and it was a deserved win for those guys. Despite this match being at Old Trafford, United have lost 8 of their last 21 home matches, where as West Ham is yet to suffer a loss on the road this season. United will be crushed.

Southampton 3-0 QPR

Southampton the shooting for the surprise club this year and I doubt the Rangers will make a dent on the Saint' halo. Expect Southampton to take Chelsea's number 1 ranking tomorrow.

Arsenal 2-2 Spurs

Arsenal is looking mighty flabby this season. Arsenal this season have three draws, especially against noticeably important clubs. 6 goals conceded, but an impressive 10 goals for.  However, the Spurs are also 6 goals conceded, and their 7 goals ain't shabby either. I can see this going two ways: a draw, or Arsenal winning. But which Arsenal will show up?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 03:59:47 AM
You mean Man U, right?

Can't wait to watch tomorrow. This season looks amazing so far. So many surprise contenders. Southampton, Aston Villa, in particular.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 04:09:40 AM
I've been told the eurogamer review sums up what's wrong with it pretty well:

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-09-23-fifa-15-review

Also i literally just signed up for Origin but I can't be arsed to buy/download anything yet. It took me so many years to get to the point of having the service, now i don't want anything on it :dead

Good review
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 08:54:51 AM
Yeah fifa still seems worth buying. Updated rosters, all them teams. It WILL catch you up to speed on a lot of shit. I say buy it, Esch
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Sausage on September 27, 2014, 09:41:16 AM
Damn dropped two points because of that lucky strike.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 09:48:03 AM
That one was always either going to be a draw or a Liverpool win. That Balotelli goal. :whew
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 10:04:50 AM
Manchester United controlling the momentum nice and early here.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 10:23:51 AM
My United trolling seems to have gotten the best of my prediction today :(

Fucking van Persie and Rooney
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 10:42:34 AM
Hull tied with man city :hitler
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 10:50:25 AM
Fucking Hell :dead

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vyelkin posted:
lol commentator described West Ham as a "strong athletic team"

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You know that word had an actual meaning before trp decided it means black people or whatever the catchphrase of the month is, right?

:dead

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3668028&pagenumber=11#post435471572
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 11:24:02 AM
Need gif of van gaal mimicking a beaver
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 12:07:32 PM
:leon

I underestimated chelsea.

This is going to be quiiiite the season.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 12:23:24 PM
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these man utd fans are cheering every successful block as if its a world cup final but i thought they were against west ham at home?

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plucky underdogs man united have to take points wherever they can find them

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We beat the mighty West Ham, the fear factor is back lads.

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ffs west ham

you had one job


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hanging on for dear life AT old trafford against west fucking ham, jesus christ united

:rofl
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Timber on September 27, 2014, 04:43:21 PM
Really hope Southampton maintain this form for the rest of the season. Top 6 finish or winning the Mickey Mouse cup maybe.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Timber on September 27, 2014, 05:58:25 PM
ANOTHER POINT FOR MIGHTY EIBAR. BILBAO CRUSHED IN 0-0 VICTORY
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - GUNNERS V SPURS, DERBY DAY @ 12PM EST, SAT, NBCSN
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 07:09:39 PM
Southampton, ya'll. I'm telling ya! Goal of the weeeek!

I was right about the Arsenal and Spurs draw.

Pretty good game day. Predictions for tomorrow? :leon
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - YOU HAD ONE JOB, WEST HAM
Post by: headwalk on September 27, 2014, 08:05:33 PM
sorry mates. we were missing half of our midfield, one of which is our team's beating heart and the other is a beautiful galloping gazelle who just seems to absorb possession. still had a good run at it and united are lucky to come away with anything, let alone all three points.

put our full first XI vs. theirs and we'd have walked it. probably would've rather been up against blackett and smalling to be honest.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - YOU HAD ONE JOB, WEST HAM
Post by: headwalk on September 27, 2014, 08:22:05 PM
In a way it's all good because this narrow win has gassed the fanbase all up again only to get decimated when they run into tottenham or everton.

Sorry for the loss. Sakho in particular dicked it up for you guys a couple times that i remember.

can't fault sakho, he's been a revelation. valencia wasted that chance after their first went in and sailed a free over the bar when our whole team were up for it, worried that's he's getting a case of green eye after seeing sakho bang them in.

aside from citeh away, we've got some soft fixtures coming up. if we can get through these without picking up any new injuries we should be in a good place when nobes and kouyate return.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - YOU HAD ONE JOB, WEST HAM
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2014, 08:28:42 PM
sorry mates. we were missing half of our midfield, one of which is our team's beating heart and the other is a beautiful galloping gazelle who just seems to absorb possession. still had a good run at it and united are lucky to come away with anything, let alone all three points.

put our full first XI vs. theirs and we'd have walked it. probably would've rather been up against blackett and smalling to be honest.

You guys still had a lot of momentum despite all of this. So good on you, sorry for the loss but you guys should be proud you came narrowly close to making everyone go :uguu in unison. Btw, that offsides goal? Beaut. Shame it was offsides.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - YOU HAD ONE JOB, WEST HAM
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 27, 2014, 10:15:06 PM
Sitting with the wife and kids about to watch the Sacramento Republic play for the championship. Really it's been a magical season for us. Our first season, broke attendance records, coach of the year, and now the championship. Yeah it's only USLPRO but I'll take it.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - YOU HAD ONE JOB, WEST HAM
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 27, 2014, 11:41:45 PM
At the half the republic is leading by a goal
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - YOU HAD ONE JOB, WEST HAM
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 28, 2014, 01:09:09 AM
After a great game the Republic are now the USLPRO champions. It was really cool to watch.

As to MLS, well Sacramento has a seriously good bid for getting to be one of the 4 expansion teams that the MLS is trying to set up. I'd be shocked if we weren't one. We've only had one game that wasn't sold out.

One issue though is if we get to be an MLS team we'll probably have to bring in a new team to be able to play at the MLS level. But the issue with that is that Sacramento knows their players and loves their players. While the hunger for  futball at Sacramento is big I'd be sad to see the players replaced and I think much of the city would as well.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - YOU HAD ONE JOB, WEST HAM
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 28, 2014, 02:56:59 AM
Great atmosphere near the Emirates

View My Video (http://tinypic.com/r/11uiz6e/8)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - YOU HAD ONE JOB, WEST HAM
Post by: Himu on September 28, 2014, 11:48:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY8j0zLF7nw&app=desktop

:rofl

SEPP BLADDER HIDES CORRUPTION

http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/news/insight/article1464815.ece

:leon

Also 401 one goals for Messi. Here's every single one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0198nRgcNk
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - YOU HAD ONE JOB, WEST HAM
Post by: Himu on September 28, 2014, 12:41:18 PM
@Ronito: https://twitter.com/jonahfreedman/status/515702422438547456 :hitler

From now on I'm going to collect various articles on all the relevant leagues (including mls) from a series of sites Sundays and post them. I'll be posting articles, the best goals of the weekend, and podcasts. They will highlight and review all the most important news from the weekend to give a sense of cohesion so one doesn't have to scour the internet for the best of the best. Feel free to add!

Match Weekend Recap


News

http://www.sportsmediawatch.com/2014/09/soccer-tv-ratings-mls-epl-nbc-espn-formula-1-nbcsn/
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/27/wayne-rooney-louis-van-gaal-red-card
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/28/christopher-samba-banned-racist-abuse
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/28/chelsea-in-talks-twickenham-switch-stamford-bridge-redevelopment
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/sep/27/tottenham-locate-weakness-lightweight-arsenal
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/27/cristiano-ronaldo-manchester-united-return
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/26/talking-points-european-football-leagues-weekend
http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/85/england/2014/09/28/5139993/mourinho-costa-needs-15-days-to-recover?ICID=HP_BN_9
http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/1110/major-league-soccer/2014/09/25/5131319/confident-orlando-city-enjoys-successful-first-day-of?ICID=SP_TS_9
http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/66/united-states/2014/09/26/5133729/ives-galarcep-red-bulls-surging-but-ccl-failure-exposes-weak?ICID=SP
http://www.espnfc.us/major-league-soccer/19/video/2058779
http://www.espnfc.us/club/new-england-revolution/189/video/2056631

Best goals

GOAL OF THE WEEKEND

PELLE v QPR

(http://giant.gfycat.com/ContentDifferentHen.gif)

MODRIC v Villarreal

(http://giant.gfycat.com/BouncyImpishFrilledlizard.gif)

JIMINEZ'S FIRST GOAL FOR ATLETICO MADRID

(http://giant.gfycat.com/AggressiveWhimsicalGreendarnerdragonfly.gif)

RAKITIC v GRANADA

(http://giant.gfycat.com/AdmiredGregariousGharial.gif)

JERMAINE JOHNSON v SKC

(http://giant.gfycat.com/MilkyContentBarasinga.gif)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - YOU HAD ONE JOB, WEST HAM
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 28, 2014, 12:49:58 PM
I heard about the Chivas thing. Supposedly it happened way early before the sellout season. The commissioner was here like last week and it was crazy. He was greeted at the airport by dozens of fans and he said later that he's not seen anything like it. The fact that the team is owned by the guy who owns the kings now is probably gonna make this a shoe-in.  But I hope they don't do the Chivas thing.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL FOOTBALL/SOCCER - YOU HAD ONE JOB, WEST HAM
Post by: Himu on September 28, 2014, 12:55:03 PM
I doubt they will. Dynamo's name changed with a move to Houston.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Kara on September 28, 2014, 09:54:56 PM
They already went on record as saying the Chivas name is DOA, so no worries there.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on September 28, 2014, 10:07:11 PM
Anyone catch the game tonight?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Sausage on September 29, 2014, 01:05:41 AM
They have to stop aping names from other leagues. Real Salt Lake? Fuck that.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 29, 2014, 09:49:33 AM
Nice shot was a great game from Feyenoord.

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on September 29, 2014, 10:04:55 AM
Fucking hell. That fox sports link made me think it was a fucking video game for a minute. I've never seen such angles during s soccer match intro. Goddamn. The pageantry, the face off of two rivals, the roaring crowd. Fucking soccer. :lawd
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on September 29, 2014, 02:23:09 PM
Post classic old matches ITT

Where the fuck is Mandark? Let me pick her brain
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: DCharlieJP on September 29, 2014, 09:30:31 PM
Liverpool 4 Newcastle 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9miGP5BC7bE

Liverpool 4 Newcastle 3 (different game)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdtABrmsFds

ipswich 4 Barnsley 2 (because ;) )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9RM9gIBAAo

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on September 29, 2014, 10:51:05 PM
goal is great for previews and little else.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2014, 12:18:03 AM
good series of posts :obama
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 30, 2014, 02:13:52 AM
Baggio is a legend but not because of the world cup.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/EZVH134.jpg)
[close]

Pay special attention to the horrible commentary, real amateur stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZo4aY4LLSs

Also game of the tournament:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLWjDgyeBkM
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: DCharlieJP on September 30, 2014, 03:27:59 AM
Just because it's been a while since i saw it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhVDFEW5348
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 30, 2014, 03:38:23 AM
On that note

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRFnsRPOQu8
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 30, 2014, 04:09:12 AM
:dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm95VL9r07E#t=36

Brazil Vs. Netherlands 1998 was also game of the tournament.

Also Brazil vs Netherlands 2010  ;)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 30, 2014, 08:25:13 AM
Kaka is getting 5.3 million us a year in the mls...

Ffs
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2014, 11:09:27 AM
Kaka is getting 5.3 million us a year in the mls...

Ffs

It's worth it. Orlando doesn't have much in the way of sportsmanship options and their soccer market is booming and desperate. I've lived in orlando for five years. The place is shit. Soccer fans WANT MLS and when kaka came he was greeted by an INSANE crowd at his signing. This will not only help orlando soccer but Florida soccer in general.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2014, 11:25:33 AM
thanks for the link. miss zonal marking.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2014, 11:43:53 AM
MANCHESTER CITY :rock :rock :rock

Kick that Italian ass.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2014, 11:57:27 AM
It's not going to help with injuries, either.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2014, 12:20:27 PM
The only matches Fox Sports is showing are Barca v PSG and City v Roma?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2014, 12:24:10 PM
Mourinho is using Costa in CL? Quite a risk.

Expose PSG? Has PSG been noticeably great this CL season?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2014, 12:34:02 PM
Did you catch Men in Blazers last night? I also missed Match of the Day. :stahp
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2014, 12:41:06 PM
http://www.nbcsports.com/soccer/premier-league/men-blazers-dodgers-are-manchester-city-mlb

Someone baseballexplain.

good series of posts :obama

Thanks, soccer is one of my favorite things that I'm very knowledgeable about. Yet never had a good outlet for it online cause most community sites for it sucks. So yeah, I really like this thread.

that means a lot. :heartbeat
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2014, 05:00:57 PM
Fucking EA.

DL Fifa 15 demo on origin, can't play it. GOD. I do NOT want to hook up a console for this fucking shit. :beli
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2014, 06:46:33 PM
FIFA 15 demo was great. Will get. There's a larger emphasis in counter attacks now and it since that's my favorite style to watch, it really appeals to me.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2014, 07:12:58 PM
Goal.com sucks, but they're like the only site I know of that covers the leagues I follow in english.

???

http://www.espnfc.us/
http://worldsoccertalk.com/category/leagues-la-liga/
http://worldsoccertalk.com/category/leagues-bundesliga/
http://worldsoccertalk.com/category/leagues-serie-a/

???
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 12:00:42 AM
Gonna be honest, I don't really think I enjoy watching Bayern or City.

The former playing that tiki taka lite style. Not a fan really.  I like watching Muller's onside creep and his mastery of space (btw it's amazing how good he is vs. his total lack of grace/aesthetics), but the rest? :yeshrug Lahm is also interesting to watch, but it's a subtle fun. I wonder what'll happen re: Gotze and Ribery.

City are just kind of boring. Feels like they win most of their matches on individual talent and being more physical than the competition. Rarely see any passing play i like, or dribbling/duels I enjoy. just feels like mano a mano they have better and bigger men than the other side and strikers who are really really good at exploiting the chances they get.

I agree about City. They're not much to look at this season But they're a conservative club and extremely great at counter attacking. I still liked stuff from them against Roma. I felt like they did a good job setting up scoring opportunities despite the draw. For a real look at City I think you'll have to wait till the manchester derby so look forward to November 1.

I'm still on the fence with what club I want to support.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Kara on October 01, 2014, 12:46:13 AM
City are just kind of boring. Feels like they win most of their matches on individual talent and being more physical than the competition. Rarely see any passing play i like, or dribbling/duels I enjoy. just feels like mano a mano they have better and bigger men than the other side and strikers who are really really good at exploiting the chances they get.

Pellegrini is a bad manager. :shaq2

I hate all the scrubs that have won trophies with Abu Dhabi's dgaf spending on City.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 01, 2014, 01:44:16 AM
Quote
DL Fifa 15 demo on origin, can't play it. GOD. I do NOT want to hook up a console for this fucking shit.


they are doing you a favour - the issues kill the game, the defensive side is completely borked and every player can seemingly waltz into your box at will.

First time i actually -wanted- Fifa 15 to just be Fifa 14 with prettier graphics and better presentation.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 02:01:04 AM
That bad? The demo wasn't terrible on intermediate. But reading reader reviews...:kobeyuck
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 01, 2014, 02:07:27 AM
Fifa has bad slowdown during gameplay on xbox btw, i played it all weekend.

Fucking ajax could have won if that gimp siggy wasnt playing, de boer is so annoying to keep giving him 90 min.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 02:12:56 AM
I really want 2k to make a soccer game :uguu

FIFA 2k :lawd
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 01, 2014, 03:45:02 AM
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That bad? The demo wasn't terrible on intermediate. But reading reader reviews...

I need to go back to the demo as things didn't seem that bad but that might be down to the teams available.

Playing any other lower teams and -no one- can defend - and all forward players can waltz into the box at will.

The presentation is so awesome though, and graphically - at times - it's dazzling. I hope to god they patch it.

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Courage on October 01, 2014, 03:41:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tC6lj44.png)

 :dead
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 03:46:35 PM
Welcome! A new SoccerBore poster!
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 03:56:41 PM
We finally have a United to trash on, eh?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Courage on October 01, 2014, 03:58:45 PM
Welbeck gets to score hat tricks in CL games while we get our captain suspended and have to barely hang on Ws against West Ham.  :tocry
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 03:59:26 PM
courage how does it feel to have a captain who has been red carded?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Courage on October 01, 2014, 04:13:18 PM
Ambivalent. On one hand, it looks terrible for younger players and fans that probably look up to him. It also mars the legacy of the position in the team.  On the other hand, it's Wayne Rooney, a stupid, childish cunt.  :larry
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 04:19:49 PM
Why isn't Van Persie the captain? Thoughts on that Courage?

Can you please go over the history of the captain position at United? I'd love hearing about it. Love some soccer history.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 04:35:57 PM
That transitional defensive play was fucking AWFUL
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 04:40:15 PM
are you watching EVERY CL match, Esch? Because Fox Sports 1 only shows two matches and it SUCKS.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 04:42:54 PM
OMFG. Atlitco and Juventus was on ESPN2?! :snoop

I hate the inconsistencies in watching soccer stateside. :snoop

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 05:04:50 PM
I'm going to watch all of todays matches via intertubes anyways. Fuck it. :yeshrug
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Sausage on October 01, 2014, 06:44:30 PM
Sterling was hot garbage today.  Really the whole team was, but Heems needs some rest.  Balotelli is not working at all as a lone striker.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Courage on October 01, 2014, 06:46:52 PM
Why isn't Van Persie the captain? Thoughts on that Courage?

Can you please go over the history of the captain position at United? I'd love hearing about it. Love some soccer history.
Probably due to Rooney's history with the club. Believe it or not, a lot of stanleys still love the guy

As for the captain position, I have to admittedly say Rooney isn't the first cunt to be one. Two of our biggest captains were hilarious scumbags. Cantona kung fu kicked a supporter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo2aUfwPQvs) and Roy Keane was a douchebag during interviews (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkissZxl5hA). The difference is that both of these guys were iconic players with consistent performances, whether it be Keane's hypnotic passing or Cantona's knack for goalscoring. I don't know if Rooney will ever reach that level, as a goalscorer or a playmaker.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 06:49:49 PM
:lol I fucking love this sport. :lol

Thank God we are past the days of baggy long shirts and shorts. :kobeyuck
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 01, 2014, 07:03:33 PM


Thank God we are past the days of baggy long shirts and shorts. :kobeyuck

you literally started watching two months ago

i rather win teh domestic title then fuck around in a mickey mouse competition like the champions league. im glad we can even say we're in the competition other than the rags who can't even be thursday ngiht channel 5 :lol
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 07:07:35 PM


Thank God we are past the days of baggy long shirts and shorts. :kobeyuck

you literally started watching two months ago

i rather win teh domestic title then fuck around in a mickey mouse competition like the champions league. im glad we can even say we're in the competition other than the rags who can't even be thursday ngiht channel 5 :lol

Yeah man, I've only been watching soccer for two months. TIL the time between summer 2010 and now is two months.

I was willing to let you slide because you usually make informative posts in this thread, but please don't make me call the wolves on you, Methodis.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 01, 2014, 07:10:11 PM
youre lucky youre not a rag or youd be crying in your bed sheets
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 01, 2014, 07:28:21 PM
It's hard to see their chests and muscles though. And it's harder to see the shape of their butts in the baggy shorts. Disapprove.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: headwalk on October 01, 2014, 09:00:10 PM
Why isn't Van Persie the captain? Thoughts on that Courage?

Can you please go over the history of the captain position at United? I'd love hearing about it. Love some soccer history.
Probably due to Rooney's history with the club. Believe it or not, a lot of stanleys still love the guy

As for the captain position, I have to admittedly say Rooney isn't the first cunt to be one. Two of our biggest captains were hilarious scumbags. Cantona kung fu kicked a supporter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo2aUfwPQvs) and Roy Keane was a douchebag during interviews (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkissZxl5hA). The difference is that both of these guys were iconic players with consistent performances, whether it be Keane's hypnotic passing or Cantona's knack for goalscoring. I don't know if Rooney will ever reach that level, as a goalscorer or a playmaker.

plus he's vocally wanted out more than once, that's not how you make a bobby charlton legacy.

not that any united supporter should have any delusions of loyalty when it comes to the manchester red devils soccer franchise.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Kara on October 01, 2014, 09:07:04 PM
If you're a minnow / mid-table mediocrity supporter you probably shouldn't count on loyalty either. Anyone good goes to greener pastures.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: headwalk on October 01, 2014, 09:10:35 PM
If you're a minnow / mid-table mediocrity supporter you probably shouldn't count on loyalty either. Anyone good goes to greener pastures.

i wonder if schneiderlin is still crying himself to sleep hoping for that dream move to MK spurs.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Kara on October 01, 2014, 09:21:50 PM
Madrid?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Kara on October 01, 2014, 09:29:59 PM
I said minnow and mid-table, the former covers the other 18 teams in La Liga. :hitler

TBH I wouldn't even say Chelsea and City supporters can count on loyalty. Not everyone just wants to be overpaid, especially since City can't even make it out of group in Champions League.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 01, 2014, 10:39:42 PM
Regarding Rooney

His red card is possibly going to save United's season

Van Gaal is about to realise that Shrek , whilst covering a lot of ground and busting his arse every game, is causing disruption to his plans.

Now he's going to -have- to play a different set of players - and it might just be that the penny drops that they're better off having a Mata, Di Maria, Van P, etc leading the line and the upper mid than rooney.

:bow Eric Cantona :bow2
yeah, Cantona was incredible. And i loved the way he gave no sh1ts.

:bow Matt Le Tiss :bow2 as well. Still the most exciting player i've seen and someone if you met on the street you'd think "that lump? naa, he probably can't even kick a ball"
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: headwalk on October 01, 2014, 11:02:22 PM
Regarding Rooney

His red card is possibly going to save United's season

Van Gaal is about to realise that Shrek , whilst covering a lot of ground and busting his arse every game, is causing disruption to his plans.

Now he's going to -have- to play a different set of players - and it might just be that the penny drops that they're better off having a Mata, Di Maria, Van P, etc leading the line and the upper mid than rooney.

:bow Eric Cantona :bow2
yeah, Cantona was incredible. And i loved the way he gave no sh1ts.

:bow Matt Le Tiss :bow2 as well. Still the most exciting player i've seen and someone if you met on the street you'd think "that lump? naa, he probably can't even kick a ball"

to be fair, le tiss made a legend of himself despite never having to break out of his light florida pensioner jog.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 01, 2014, 11:04:55 PM
Quote
to be fair, le tiss made a legend of himself despite never having to break out of his light florida pensioner jog.

That's the genius of it - passing slugs make him look slow and he still managed to outfox defenses.

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Courage on October 02, 2014, 08:47:36 AM
 Sneijder asking Galatasaray fans to stop throwing fireworks  (http://youtu.be/lKOkZ0mC4uA)

Galatasaray fans :pacspit

Countries like Greece and Turkey need to get their shit together and impose harsher regulations on teams for doing shit like this. It's extra embarrassing when it's during the CL and most of Europe has a clear view of your bullshit.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Courage on October 02, 2014, 10:27:51 AM
Oh shit that's awesome.

As for the USMNT, it looks like we need to beef up our forwards. Those guys are all CFs it looks like, no wingers in sight. I also know Zardes is pretty good so maybe we don't have to rely on Altidore's inconsistent ass.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Courage on October 02, 2014, 11:04:36 AM
Interesting article. I hope it's not some kind of stat inflation like they're claiming. I'd be happy to have someone like him as a reliable poacher if he keeps up with his expected goals.

I also had no idea Galaxy wanted to get Pirlo. I guess Donovan is retiring?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Courage on October 02, 2014, 11:39:51 AM
I wonder if he's still gonna be involved with LA Galaxy and move up as a technical director or something. Or maybe pick up the  "talk about soccer uncomfortably" gig full time.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 02, 2014, 11:49:44 AM
Really interesting article here, gentlemen.


http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2214340-dreams-to-dust-life-after-football-for-the-future-stars-who-never-made-it?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=cnn-sports-bin&hpt=hp_bn15

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 12:46:25 PM
All this shit I hear over the women's World Cup and its conditions.

http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/29453614

There's going to be qualifiers this month. Looking forward to it. :pacspit Japan
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 02, 2014, 12:58:25 PM
All this shit I hear over the women's World Cup and its conditions.

http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/29453614

There's going to be qualifiers this month. Looking forward to it. :pacspit Japan

I have nothing but respect for my sisters who play the game but they are about as hard to watch as CSPAN. No offense.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 01:03:55 PM
Great analysis on why English clubs tend to flub it at CL.

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2014/10/02/examining-why-so-many-premier-league-teams-are-poor-defensively-in-europe/
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 01:25:54 PM
Going to the final Dynamo home game of season: the Fan Appreciation Night. Haven't been since...2012 or so? Spending 120 bucks on sideline tickets for the whole family. That's quite a ticket price increase for three tickets, but fan appreciation night is always popular. It'll be against the Revolution so we're likely losing, but that won't stop us from partying and we've got a chance at winning.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 02, 2014, 01:28:21 PM
Going to the final Dynamo home game of season: the Fan Appreciation Night. Haven't been since...2012 or so? Spending 120 bucks on sideline tickets for the whole family. That's quite a ticket price increase for three tickets, but fan appreciation night is always popular. It'll be against the Revolution so we're likely losing, but that won't stop us from partying.

That's actually pretty fair pricing. I paid more than that to watch an arena football game this year, for 2 tickets.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 01:36:43 PM
I just remember paying 28 bucks for a ticket once and having this seat, so I'm spoiled. Go to soccer games by yourself because no one watches with you irl, brehs. The fate of the american soccer fan. :stahp

(http://i.imgur.com/Pqts6G4.jpg)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 02:10:42 PM
When was the last time anyone in this thread bought an Adidas product?

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2014/10/02/analyzing-adidas-steady-decline-in-north-america/
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 02, 2014, 02:17:44 PM
When was the last time anyone in this thread bought an Adidas product?

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2014/10/02/analyzing-adidas-steady-decline-in-north-america/

Oh wow.....I bet it's been over 10 years if not longer. Last Adidas I remember buying were some running shoes when I was still young enough to wear mine out every year.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Courage on October 02, 2014, 02:36:24 PM
Thank the Queen for shitty defenses in the PL. It's goals galore every week.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 02, 2014, 05:59:20 PM
Everton drawing 1-1 with an aggressive Russian side in Europa. Probably United have a good chance against them this weekend. I might even get up early to watch that shit :ohhh

Lots of injuries for the toffees too last time i checked. Might be Falcaos chance to get his first goal eh? :hitler

youre a smart man esch why are you putting any stock into a fucking europa league result. mickey mouse compeition for small clubs like ajax.

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 02, 2014, 06:29:05 PM
no i understand i just say don't think everton are a bad team for drawing with saltamalachia fc in the europa league
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Courage on October 02, 2014, 06:39:02 PM
Lmao at Europa league being a small fry competition when there's teams like Man U in it.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 06:45:05 PM
How the hell is the Europa small fry?

Clubs like Napoli in it? Napoli was 3rd in serie A last season.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 06:50:09 PM
I don't think Everton, Manchester United, or Krasnodar are bad teams at all. The later especially, people in the russian league seem to have high esteem for and in the game I was watching showed off some nice pressing.

I think United and Everton is probably the most exciting matchup this weekend truth be told. Some people would say gunners vs chelsea but its 'obvious' whats going to happen there. This match is a good barometer for how United's new personnel are really going to pan out against a big challenge, and see exactly where the two fall in ranks in the 4-6 spots in the PL

cause right now it looks like this in terms of team quality for me:

1. Chelsea
2. City
3. Arsenal

and then after that its a bunch of teams vying for dominance: lolerpool, spurs, everton, southampton, man u, swansea, west ham etc

I'm guessing Chelsea and Arsenal will draw.

I'm curious how United will perform without Rooney and see how Van Gaal switches the club around to fit his ideal.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 06:52:32 PM
Until recently he was reasonable in this thread.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 06:59:28 PM
Anyways, someone talk me out of being an Arsenal fan. It seems Arsenal has the biggest American fanbase in the PL. Why? Esch, talk me out of it.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 02, 2014, 07:04:30 PM
The Europa league is a joke league, even DCharlie will tell you. No one takes it seriously and never will.  It's just another excuse for UEFA to make more money off of arabs.

Also United aren't in it, good job rag.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE :punch
Post by: headwalk on October 02, 2014, 07:05:39 PM
I don't think Everton, Manchester United, or Krasnodar are bad teams at all. The later especially, people in the russian league seem to have high esteem for and in the game I was watching showed off some nice pressing.

I think United and Everton is probably the most exciting matchup this weekend truth be told. Some people would say gunners vs chelsea but its 'obvious' whats going to happen there. This match is a good barometer for how United's new personnel are really going to pan out against a big challenge, and see exactly where the two fall in ranks in the 4-6 spots in the PL

cause right now it looks like this in terms of team quality for me:

1. Chelsea
2. City
3. Arsenal

and then after that its a bunch of teams vying for dominance: lolerpool, spurs, everton, southampton, man u, swansea, west ham etc

I'm guessing Chelsea and Arsenal will draw.

I'm curious how United will perform without Rooney and see how Van Gaal switches the club around to fit his ideal.

brave prediction that they'll draw. i mean, it could happen, but chelsea are set up in a way which will naturally exploit all of arsenal's built in vulnerabilities. a draw would be a big win for the gunners.

and it's a simple enough change for man u to drop mata in for rooney and to keep the same shape, not sure how well it's working though given recent evidence. fully confident that if we had noble and kouyate in the side last saturday, we'd have had a fairly easy time of it.

The Europa league is a joke league, even DCharlie will tell you. No one takes it seriously and never will.  It's just another excuse for UEFA to make more money off of arabs.

Also United aren't in it, good job rag.

europa is what you make of it. it's the european equivalent of "a decent cup run" and while some teams will send out whoever and use it for squad development (spuds) some will make everything they can of it, seeing it as their most likely route to the CL (everton).

you want a real joke tournament, look up the intertoto cup.

(our last piece of silverware)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 07:08:56 PM
DOH! I forgot about Arsenal's injuries.

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 02, 2014, 07:10:08 PM
Anyways, someone talk me out of being an Arsenal fan. It seems Arsenal has the biggest American fanbase in the PL. Why? Esch, talk me out of it.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/goal/2013/01/25/when-arsenal-played-long-island/
Explains part of it ( focuses on NY; huge Arsenal fan base here)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 07:11:45 PM
Link doesn't work.

http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/01/25/when-arsenal-played-long-island/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 07:16:35 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/28/premier-league-epl-nbc-america-fans
http://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1sxcfk/why_are_there_so_many_arsenal_fans_on_rsoccer/
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 02, 2014, 07:19:33 PM
The impact of Thierry Henry brehs :whew
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 07:26:14 PM
I want to see footage of that Invincibles thing when I get back tonight.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: headwalk on October 02, 2014, 07:26:46 PM
it can't be anyone too successful because you'll be a bandwagoner, so out goes chelsea and citeh.

it can't be anyone too midtable or you'll never get your posts upvoted on reddit so out goes everyone who finished below 8th.

it can't be arsenal because they are the post-modern internet equivalent of man united.

it can't be spurs because you fucking hate tottenham even though you've never been to london.

it can't be liverpool because the only thing worse than being a bandwagoner is being a doomed bandwagoner and you'll become a humourless whining scouser signing posts off with YNWA.

it can't be everton because you can't be another american supporting everton after the world cup, especially since the secretary of defence has given the nuclear codes to every team that turns up at goodison park.

it can't be southampton because they were everyone's hipster team last year and the only thing worse than being a hipster is being an out of date hipster.

it can't be man united because you're not malaysian.

so the answer is nobody. you can't support anybody.

so you might aswell support west ham.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2014, 07:32:06 PM
it can't be anyone too successful because you'll be a bandwagoner, so out goes chelsea and citeh.

it can't be anyone too midtable or you'll never get your posts upvoted on reddit so out goes everyone who finished below 8th.

it can't be arsenal because they are the post-modern internet equivalent of man united.

it can't be spurs because you fucking hate tottenham even though you've never been to london.

it can't be liverpool because the only thing worse than being a bandwagoner is being a doomed bandwagoner and you'll become a humourless whining scouser signing posts off with YNWA.

it can't be everton because you can't be another american supporting everton after the world cup, especially since the secretary of defence has given the nuclear codes to every team that turns up at goodison park.

it can't be southampton because they were everyone's hipster team last year and the only thing worse than being a hipster is being an out of date hipster.

it can't be man united because you're not malaysian.

so the answer is nobody. you can't support anybody.

so you might aswell support west ham.

Probably the best post in this entire thread. :dead :rofl
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 02, 2014, 08:04:51 PM
or you know you could not have a team other than one you were born into i dont go around saying i have a german team or a us team
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 02, 2014, 08:20:17 PM
or you know you could not have a team other than one you were born into i dont go around saying i have a german team or a us team
Wouldn't be too exciting for me to talk about my Greek team since they play in the second division. Man U and Roma fill the gaps
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Kara on October 02, 2014, 08:21:42 PM
Anyways, someone talk me out of being an Arsenal fan. It seems Arsenal has the biggest American fanbase in the PL. Why? Esch, talk me out of it.

It's like being an Oakland A's fan--you have to participate in a dubious cult of personality and be obnoxiously overbearing on the internet. Is that what you want for your life?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 03, 2014, 10:53:01 AM
:gladbron
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 03, 2014, 11:54:26 AM
What about basic head touches? Do those lead to CTE or just really hard hitting headers?

But yeah, I get :tocry just thinking about it. A great header is a thing of beauty.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 03, 2014, 02:44:01 PM
This is the first sport where I'm making EXCUSES for them to not change things because I love headers too damn much. What is WRONG with me. :stahp
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Sausage on October 03, 2014, 02:48:43 PM

it can't be liverpool because the only thing worse than being a bandwagoner is being a doomed bandwagoner and you'll become a humourless whining scouser signing posts off with YNWA.

 

This truly is the modern day equivalent of the Dallas Cowboys. I fucking love this team.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Kara on October 03, 2014, 05:30:22 PM
The Liverpool contingent at footballthread has always been chill and level-headed. :yeshrug
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 04, 2014, 10:44:44 AM
http://youtu.be/DYdytRdC_BM

 :jawalrus RIP Rooney
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Sausage on October 04, 2014, 10:49:09 AM
Great work by Lallana to save the half for Liverpool
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 04, 2014, 03:01:25 PM
Villa almost pulled off a draw but City got dat champion blood in them.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 04, 2014, 03:22:04 PM
He just has a tendency of constantly taking shots. Of course strikers should make chances but he does it to the extent where some of them seem unwarranted.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 04, 2014, 03:34:52 PM
He also has a goal per 88 minutes average for this season so far. :whoo
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 04, 2014, 05:44:51 PM
Liverpool bores the fuck out of me
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 04, 2014, 06:06:36 PM
That liverpool and west brom match SUCKED. West broms passing accuracy was almost USNMT level. West Brom's offense was FRUSTRATING, and Liverpool is zzz. Llallana played great, and that's the best compliment I can give that match. A win is a win, true. But that was hardly a graceful win for Liverpool, especially against West fucking Bromwich. I expect them to have trials further down the season. They play a pretty easy schedule the next few weeks, so we'll see where LiverBORE goes considering BOMBAtelli didn't do much damage this week. He plays well with Sturridge enough, but little else. Leicester v Burnley was a MUCH more fun match. City v ASton Villa put me to :zzz

Today seems to be a shit day for soccer aside from Atletico v Valencia, which from all reports is a MUST WATCH. Here's hoping Dynamo game brings the goods.

Tomorrow looks much more exciting and dramatic.

If you're American and Liverpool is your club: WHY?!?!?!??!?! They're. So. Boring.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 04, 2014, 07:49:40 PM
USMNT is the equivalent of the blue square premiere league
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 04, 2014, 07:52:18 PM
The difference is that I like still like watching USMNT despite our flaws.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Kara on October 04, 2014, 08:01:01 PM
USMNT is the equivalent of the blue square premiere league

:dead

I love you breh, you're vintage Manager (the poster) at footballthread.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Timber on October 05, 2014, 06:59:38 AM
EIBAR

(http://imageshack.memedeportes.com/img661/8821/X609nT.gif)

Best team in Spain.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 05, 2014, 07:05:44 AM
I dont think Arsenal can win today, a draw would be good away at chelsea.

Ajax on the other hand needs to break their losing streak against PEC.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 05, 2014, 07:08:25 AM
If you're American and Liverpool is your club: WHY?!?!?!??!?! They're. So. Boring.

Himu srsly you watch one game and are so extreme

Did you watch pool everton?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 05, 2014, 10:01:55 AM
2-1  :leon

Holy shit at De Gea's saves. What a hero.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 05, 2014, 10:38:05 AM
https://vine.co/v/OKhFVvJ1UYW

:dead
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 05, 2014, 10:57:21 AM
What a chip. Costa is such a beast.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 05, 2014, 12:35:07 PM
What the fuck is going on in the Roma Juventus match. 2 nonexistent penalties in the span of 5 mins lmfao
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 05, 2014, 12:46:14 PM
YESSSS GERVINHO


ANOTHER PENALTY???? POGBA YOU FUCKING CUNT
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 05, 2014, 01:09:58 PM
Juve... :pacspit

The fix is still on in Serie A :hitler
Seriously

Calciopoli 2.0
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 05, 2014, 01:41:11 PM
It's crazy how it can go either way. At least Arsenal got the difficult games out of the way.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Timber on October 05, 2014, 01:53:40 PM
god serie a is so hilariously stupid
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 05, 2014, 02:01:49 PM
Give someone a red card for getting headbutted brehs

these refs need to put down the vino fantastico :neogaf
Manolas is just as immature as he is talented.

What a clusterfuck of a match that was
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Timber on October 05, 2014, 02:33:01 PM
I'd say either Barca or Bayern.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 05, 2014, 03:15:03 PM
I'd say Bayern too. Everything's going right for them this season.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: headwalk on October 05, 2014, 05:30:16 PM
pretty boring day at the office for us, which in itself is pretty remarkable. a comfortable three points against a shit side where we ping the ball around like a practice match and never once look like we're troubled isn't the west ham i know.

hearing that both noble (should) and kouyate (might) be fit in time for citeh, which would make it a pretty good bellwether of where we're at right now.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: headwalk on October 05, 2014, 07:24:13 PM
http://gfycat.com/DevotedDearAntarcticfurseal

Not good. Not good at all. FIFA needs to make moves towards protecting players after these collisions happen. Something like a neutral doctor sub perhaps?

i could see cech style magneto helmets becoming mandatory for goalies within the decade. they're expected to be much more active presences than simple shot stoppers in the modern game, and throwing yourself at ground level into a sea of knees and studs is a big part of that.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Sausage on October 05, 2014, 11:38:58 PM
Looks like it would make a great new :dead emote
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 06, 2014, 02:58:43 AM
I stayed up watching the Ipswich / Forest game and finally logged off deep into added time

Woke up thinking we were joint top, read that Forest scored a late equaliser.

I shouldn't complain - we are vastly improved this year and on near zero budget. We are worrying teams and we are going to be playoffs or there abouts. We would smash all low scoring, points, and goals conceeded records in the Premier League as we stand but man.... just to not be thinking "eeek, off to Div 1" for a season is good enough.

How the days of the late 90s and our 5th finish in the Premier League seem so distant :(
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 07, 2014, 01:07:42 PM
Roy Keane - outstanding middle man, great leader, massive desire to win

... but he's an out and out nasty piece of work and the latest comments on Halland? Yeah, a lot of excuses as to why it wasn't premeditated but it certainly looks (and sounds) like it was.

I was pretty gutted when he was Ipswich boss - I appreciate his qualities but at the end of the day he's just a bit of ****.

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 09, 2014, 03:52:47 PM
Spain losing to Slovakia

How the mighty have fallen since Holland  broke their psyche
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 09, 2014, 03:54:19 PM
Ozil is out for 10-12 weeks with a ligament tear...

(http://i.imgur.com/2sHyXlq.png) Arsenal team doctors and staff must be shit. Or the training. There's no reason why these should be accumulating so many damn injuries every year.

I think its the type of player that Wenger buys.

Ozil, ramsey, rvp

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: headwalk on October 10, 2014, 09:18:41 PM
no mention of west ham legend enner valencia's 25 yard magical mystery strike? you're as bad as the commentators.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 11, 2014, 05:14:28 PM
:bow Pooooooolskaaaa :bow2
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Fifstar on October 11, 2014, 06:06:37 PM
Meeeeeh

Should have scored 2 goals in the First half, we had about 6 Times as much shots. But if you don't covert your Chances you deserve too lose, so congrats Polska Bore.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Sausage on October 12, 2014, 01:49:08 AM
There's a footy gaf spinoff?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Kara on October 12, 2014, 01:59:10 AM
It's a pale of its former glory, but it exists yes.

e: Dude pls don't post the name of the place they're nice enough to host us there and I don't want gatecrashers fucking up their forum.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Kara on October 12, 2014, 02:10:21 AM
ty
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 12, 2014, 03:03:46 PM
Am I going crazy or was no soccer on this weekend?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on October 12, 2014, 03:06:47 PM
but usa played just the other day wtf
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 12, 2014, 04:13:49 PM
It's a pale of its former glory, but it exists yes.

e: Dude pls don't post the name of the place they're nice enough to host us there and I don't want gatecrashers fucking up their forum.

Wow so were not good enough to post there?

Rolleyes
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Kara on October 12, 2014, 04:19:22 PM
The place is slowly dying, I'd love new blood. If you PM I'll drop a link.

I just don't want the URL posted on a public forum because it's not just our home and they have open registration (IIRC).
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 12, 2014, 04:28:51 PM
Fair enough, were all slowly dying arent we
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 12, 2014, 04:39:07 PM
Costa would not have been a good striker for Brazil Imho, doesnt really flow with their playstyle

Romario, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Rivaldo... Costa? Nah
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: headwalk on October 13, 2014, 12:25:29 PM
The place is slowly dying, I'd love new blood. If you PM I'll drop a link.

I just don't want the URL posted on a public forum because it's not just our home and they have open registration (IIRC).

is it any good? seemed to have all the same issues as the GAF thread.

hard to find a quality place on the internet to talk football. i like the tone of SA but it's got that american gaze which drives me up the wall.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Kara on October 13, 2014, 04:57:38 PM
is it any good? seemed to have all the same issues as the GAF thread.

hard to find a quality place on the internet to talk football. i like the tone of SA but it's got that american gaze which drives me up the wall.

It's mostly Euros now, there used to be a lot of Americans there.

However it's probably too laid back for you (no offense). 2-3 years ago doe you woulda fit right in.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 15, 2014, 08:31:58 PM
Oh god, how epic? SOOOO epic. Lets create some salute emoticons please

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/15/salute-france-mocked-sweden-under-21-euro
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 15, 2014, 08:56:01 PM
perfect!
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Timber on October 15, 2014, 10:26:29 PM
<3 Guidetti. The only good striker we have this season, love his dedication and drive. Will be gone next year tho.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 16, 2014, 02:34:34 PM
Quote
Don't believe what people say. Barça didn't do tiki-taka! It's completely made up! Don't believe a word of it! In all team sports, the secret is to overload one side of the pitch so that the opponent must tilt its own defence to cope. You overload on one side and draw them in so that they leave the other side weak.

:beli

What he's describing sounds like any counter attacking style out there. Tiki Taka wasn't that.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 16, 2014, 10:41:38 PM
Quote
Don't believe what people say. Barça didn't do tiki-taka! It's completely made up! Don't believe a word of it! In all team sports, the secret is to overload one side of the pitch so that the opponent must tilt its own defence to cope. You overload on one side and draw them in so that they leave the other side weak.

the only explaination i'd accept of this is that it's just an evolution of the Dutch "Total Football" ideal just with passing and pressing being the utter key - to the extent you through traditional formations and positions out the window.

So really, Tiki-taka isn't anything other than Total Football+. Even then Pep introduced -radical- improvements so....

but yeah - one of the big critisicms of Tiki-Taka is it reduces your ability to switch flanks - which expedites the stretching of defenses if you have the talent. But Barca weren't doing that, so i think this is more just distancing himself from it before he gets into "Tiki-taka is over!" conversations (which have already started happening and it's forever associated with Pep, even if he took it to it's plinth, he didn't start it...)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 16, 2014, 11:28:48 PM
yeah, that's basically it - he's making sure he doesn't get pigeon holed
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 18, 2014, 07:03:23 PM
I remember when peeps here were not listening to me about pelle
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on October 19, 2014, 01:01:08 PM
The final 5 mins of QPR - Liverpool :lawd
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Sausage on October 19, 2014, 08:49:35 PM
It was fucking QPR.


QPR  :-\
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Sausage on October 19, 2014, 10:26:17 PM
Video didn't even last for five minutes :shaq2
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Sausage on October 20, 2014, 09:37:51 PM
I'm gonna go with:

Roma vs. Bayern
Sporting vs. Schalke
Barca vs. Ajax
Porto vs. Athletic ---draw
Liverpool vs. Real Madrid
Monaco vs. Benfica  --- draw
Bayer Leverkusen vs. Zenit
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 21, 2014, 09:27:10 AM
Roma vs. Bayern
Sporting vs. Schalke
Barca vs. Ajax
Porto vs. Athletic
Liverpool vs. Real Madrid
Monaco vs. Benfica (tie)
Bayer Leverkusen vs. Zenit

Real Madrid - Barcelona 3-0 (http://i.imgur.com/Z5NGREQ.png)


Also thank the lord for Blind. I honestly thought we were gonna lose; we just couldn't score a goal towards the end.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 21, 2014, 09:47:49 AM
Tonight is gonna thmake this day eveb worse :(

Poor ajax
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 21, 2014, 10:19:06 AM
Basel and Ludogreats are legit
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 21, 2014, 12:02:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ijgu6K5.jpg)

 :PP that's crazy
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Sausage on October 21, 2014, 12:52:35 PM
Basel and Ludogreats are legit


They're the two best in that group
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 21, 2014, 02:15:13 PM
Typical City
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 21, 2014, 04:43:09 PM
Too bad Ajax didnt snatch a point.

Beating not as bad as expected :)

Poor Roma and Barisov :(
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 21, 2014, 04:47:50 PM
Holy shit 7-1?!?!?!
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 21, 2014, 04:54:47 PM
No 1-7

At result like that at home can break a team
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 22, 2014, 03:29:26 AM
Quote
Southampton 8-0 Sunderland


we (ipswich) got beat 9-0 at United

they sang "we want 10" we sang "we want 1"

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Fifstar on October 22, 2014, 03:10:13 PM
Dortmund already up  by two goals  :lawd
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Fifstar on October 22, 2014, 03:33:44 PM
Magic goal from Marco Reus

https://vine.co/v/OhWUBA9Er3V
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 22, 2014, 03:44:07 PM
Olympiacos :leon

Trolling Juve fans on GAF is extremely entertaining
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 22, 2014, 04:39:58 PM
Yeah, that was nuts.

The vulgarity by the Madrid teams :kobeyuck
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 22, 2014, 04:54:08 PM
Going by their track record in CL, and knowing how inconsistent they can be with their current coach, probably not first. They lost against Malme lol. They'll finish second with Atletico annihilating the rest of the fixtures.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 22, 2014, 05:01:27 PM
El Clasico coming up next. It's gonna be so good.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: headwalk on October 22, 2014, 08:35:45 PM
was thinking of heading over to see my lot get thumped by the superstars, but given that we seem to be reliably doing over the class z teams at home (couldn't say that last year), i think i save a few quid and book in a feel good afternoon a bit down the line.

was really hoping some ivan would sort out sergio-kun's knees for the weekend. seems to have found his form at the worst possible time.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 23, 2014, 06:12:54 PM
Holy fuck at that Lamela goal
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 23, 2014, 06:53:55 PM
Biggest transfer L of the summer. Go from the best striker to the currently most overpaid, overrated striker in Europe brehs.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 25, 2014, 09:47:06 AM
Shiiit didnt see that Lamela goal till now

Just watched City, they had the chances to win but alas, typical city
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Fifstar on October 25, 2014, 11:25:26 AM
 :shaq2

What a shitty matchday this is. My team remains on last place and Dortmund loses again :goty2
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 25, 2014, 11:55:29 AM
aaaand dortmund continues their slide into the pits, jesus.

cant see reus staying at all.
One step closer to KLOPP TO GUNNERS 2015
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 25, 2014, 12:53:13 PM
Brehs it's over for Balotelli. He had the perfect chance to salvage himself with that final chance but he didn't even touch the ball

https://vine.co/v/OhF2hQuvrAF

As a result:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1012913_522775004491720_9182585549634195428_n.jpg?oh=5e6b2c7ad3a7d0286c2af9dd31412bd9&oe=54F373B0&__gda__=1420755680_3f5b47cc56c1048d1be44607fb09d9a7)

:dead
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: headwalk on October 25, 2014, 02:59:35 PM
i'm delirious. going to hop on a tube over to upton park on a pilgrimage. happy days.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Kara on October 25, 2014, 05:01:31 PM
The playoffs beat the Flounders in the playoffs, whoever functions as its avatar is irrelevant.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Kara on October 25, 2014, 05:26:48 PM
Knickerbocker pls, I've been ripping on the Sounders for a long-ass time, especially since Sounders fans shit up the internet the way A's or Arsenal fans do.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 26, 2014, 01:57:04 PM
IVANOVIC LOOOOOOL

RVP DA GAWD :rejoice
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 26, 2014, 02:13:04 PM
they're playing Glory Glory Man Utd on the tannoy like they won the title :rofl
Lmfao we didn't even win the match :rofl

I guess they all knew how unrealistic a tie would be from the get go.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 26, 2014, 02:42:30 PM
You never know, we might have a few suspensions/injuries by then. It's also in the Emirates so I can see another draw there.

EDIT: Let's talk about that Spurs shocker. Lose by Newcastle at home brehs.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Courage on October 26, 2014, 03:23:29 PM
We'd definitely be doing worse. We have zero depth in terms of defense.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Fifstar on October 27, 2014, 03:38:08 PM
For DCharlie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-dme_tSLjw#t=47
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - El Clasico! October 25!
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 27, 2014, 03:39:40 PM
Anybody have the distinct pleasure of reading the Gaf thread on Maradona versus Pele?

It single handily set my soccer knowledge back two years.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: headwalk on October 28, 2014, 09:28:32 PM
nu socialist realism: now not just in red and black!
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: headwalk on October 28, 2014, 09:46:50 PM
And sponsored by Coke and McDonalds.

:ussrcry

I'm not too excited for 2018, tbh. Can't imagine playing in Russia is going to be anything but pure shite. Maybe their petroeconomy will collapse by then.

i imagine it'll be rowdy as all hell. like one of those wonky europa league trips to the eastern block but ramped up to soviet olympic proportions.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: headwalk on October 29, 2014, 07:18:50 PM
i remember all the way back to four days ago when a nothing club beating man city was something to get excited about.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: headwalk on October 29, 2014, 07:52:42 PM
Don't know how i feel about this upcoming Manchester derby. It was all good just a week ago.

all that money for Mangala, but he's just been a mistake machine.

depends on silva's knee. still think he's pretty much the best player in the league on his day. doubt we'd have got the result we did if pellegrini didn't stick him out on the wing to rot for 65 minutes.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Himu on October 30, 2014, 01:51:27 PM
WHYYYYY?!
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Himu on October 30, 2014, 01:52:38 PM
also the 2018 cup logo, it's good, but it also reminds me of brazil's.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Himu on October 30, 2014, 01:57:27 PM
I'm disappointed they didn't leave to another California city. The state could use more rivalries.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Himu on October 30, 2014, 02:19:28 PM
It's crazy how much the MLS had changed in so little time. About two seasons ago RBNY were kinda jokes aside from Henry whereas SKC had the best record in the league and stomped all over everyone.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Himu on October 30, 2014, 02:33:27 PM
New York sports fans are babies, it is known

but i'd still rather ny win it than Seattle :smug
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Himu on October 30, 2014, 02:41:14 PM
who does everyone think should win the ballon d'or?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Himu on October 30, 2014, 03:09:25 PM
I agree on Simeone and I think it may be
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Kara on October 30, 2014, 03:57:19 PM
:shaq2 :yeshrug

https://mobile.twitter.com/GrantWahl/status/527869399680946176



(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1Nd3t8CYAAUeTU.jpg:large)

So conflicted.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Kara on October 31, 2014, 03:09:39 AM
How so?

I would prefer MLS be more international than American in its character but idk how the FC style clubs are going to compete in 2 team cities. I guess it's more acute in LA since the Gals aren't a fucking billboard.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Himu on October 31, 2014, 09:27:56 AM
Who knows. Do the Lakers and Clipperd even have a rivalry? Because I never hear about that. I bet that's probably because the Clippers have sucked for so long and now the Lakers suck so the rivalry just doesn't reigster.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 31, 2014, 01:02:40 PM
but i'd still rather ny win it than Seattle :smug

:smug
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 31, 2014, 04:55:01 PM
Methodis post if youre ok
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Sausage on October 31, 2014, 05:47:49 PM
I'm waiting for a team to come up with *American city name* Saint Germain
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 01, 2014, 02:55:54 AM
Oh :(

I think we should get a notification counter how many times a leper visits a thread.

I'm waiting for a team to come up with *American city name* Saint Germain

Olympique New Orleans wouldnt be bad
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Fifstar on November 01, 2014, 10:01:02 AM
Bayern vs Dortmund tonight in the Bundesliga. Dortmund are shit in the league lately but I think they have a decent chance for a draw as Bayern is the only team that will play actively against them.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Himu on November 01, 2014, 10:43:36 AM
:rofl

THE LIVERPOOL TRAIN CONTINUES
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Sausage on November 01, 2014, 11:40:57 AM
I think that one was worst then West Ham. Couldn't do shit in the final third. Does Sturridge even fix the shitty midfield play? I doubt it.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Fifstar on November 01, 2014, 02:09:50 PM
Dortmund up 1:0 against Dortmund... great game, tune in!
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Fifstar on November 01, 2014, 02:13:22 PM
against Bayern.. only two beers and I'm already drunk? lol
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Fifstar on November 01, 2014, 02:22:12 PM
Nah, Bayern has been doin this for decades. They weaken every national opponent by buying their best players, even if they don't actually need them. Götze and Lewandowksi are prime examples of this. Pretty sure Reus is going to follow, although he actually makes sense because Bayern needs fresh blood on Ribery's position.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Fifstar on November 01, 2014, 03:16:26 PM
 >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Courage on November 02, 2014, 10:36:38 AM
Expected score. Fellaini should have that scored that header, fucking cunt. We did better than I thought we would though, especially with 10 players.

With Roma and Man U losing, I'm just glad my Greek team managed to win with two goals in stoppage time  :aah :larry
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Kara on November 02, 2014, 11:08:49 AM
No matter how bad things get the Rags are always there for a pity fucking. :whew

Even Shithletic managed to pop off a win. :rejoice
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Courage on November 02, 2014, 11:11:06 AM
But at the same time City felt weird. Almost skittish or something, like they couldn't penetrate far enough or something (pause).

Small club syndrome. (http://i.imgur.com/ZXCOrMZ.png)

And yeah, Shaw had a great game. He's been finding his footing these past few games. I still think he has potential to grow into something worthwhile.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Courage on November 02, 2014, 11:16:36 AM
I guess that's one way to add weight to our defense :hitler

EDIT: Spurs are getting wrecked.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 02, 2014, 08:13:34 PM
Let's go Sounders!
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: headwalk on November 02, 2014, 08:24:18 PM
i genuinely think i'm going to blow out my schadenfreude gland this season. hope southampton can nick a top four spot. there's still a big question over how they're going to handle the big games, but total capitulation to top four sides never stopped arsenal from sneaking a champion's league spot.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Sausage on November 03, 2014, 09:43:29 PM


(http://i.imgur.com/Bxz8sLS.png)

 

 :what
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: dkdk on November 03, 2014, 11:29:09 PM
i bag on Hames a lot because I don't think he's a good signing for madrid, but some of these volleys and angles he hits are pure ridiculousness.


(http://giant.gfycat.com/AdorableConstantAcornwoodpecker.gif)

Hamez been doing his thing out there. Carlo got him fit in well.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Sausage on November 04, 2014, 02:39:27 PM
 :dead :dead :dead :dead

This fucking line up. I'm skipping school for this  :lol
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Sausage on November 04, 2014, 03:03:07 PM
I just wanna see Markovic do something positive.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Sausage on November 04, 2014, 04:37:51 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

Arse
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Fifstar on November 04, 2014, 06:23:47 PM
 Dortmund already qualified :whoo

Other Bundesliga teams look good too.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: dkdk on November 04, 2014, 08:48:15 PM
Rodgers put on a masterclass in bitchassness today (http://i.minus.com/iNrlbxM5r074q.png)

I hope Chelsea runs 5 by them this weekend
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Sausage on November 04, 2014, 09:06:50 PM
Kolo da god

http://gfycat.com/SlimFaroffDungenesscrab
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Courage on November 05, 2014, 12:51:06 PM
I love how Esch got that Liverpool karma after taking a shit on them before the match :dead

At least it wasn't the final match of the season on the brink of a league title :dead
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Courage on November 05, 2014, 01:00:29 PM
I don't think we're gonna get dismantled again. If anything, Garcia is gonna focus on a deeper defensive mentality than anything to prevent that. Just discard Mbiwa the wasteman and have De Rossi play as a defender with the Greek lads. We're gonna lose, but it'll be a 2 goal difference at most.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Sausage on November 05, 2014, 02:49:21 PM
AHAHAHAH CITTEH
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Courage on November 05, 2014, 03:33:07 PM
I take back what I said, Courage.

Roma is going to advance :dead
:rofl :rofl

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 05, 2014, 04:24:59 PM
Ajax was real decent against Barca till the red card in the 71st minute, put some real pressure on barca and had good chances. Shame De Boer let that shit Sightorson play again, within one minute of Milik coming on for him Milik hit the post.

Good performance

City muahahahhaha
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Fifstar on November 05, 2014, 04:31:21 PM
Neuer  :lawd
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Sausage on November 05, 2014, 04:56:46 PM
Damn Bilbao is shitting the bed in Europe and the league.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Courage on November 05, 2014, 04:57:47 PM
2-0 only :smug

1-2 at Manchester :leon
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: dkdk on November 05, 2014, 06:59:39 PM
i kind of like that Orlando jersey. i wish the MLS would go ahead and give Charlotte a team.

This highlighter colored barca away kit is fucking awful :kobeyuck one of the richest clubs in the world and you go with looking like a human "cuidado, piso mojado" sign?

:holeup

City going with a 4-5-1 when they need to score goals? :fbm

all of those nike hi-vis jerseys look like someone shat glow stick juice on fabric. now their normal away jersey?

(http://i.imgur.com/U7p9vB0.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/YlVGJ.png)(http://i.imgur.com/n6DZ7.png)

would've copped that yesterday but i had to get that Y-3 Real Madrid CL Kit first cause it's limited quantity
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2014, 12:51:07 AM
That orlando city kit is probably the best one i've ever seen. Purple is my favorite color and it's beautiful.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2014, 12:55:35 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Sounders win the MLS supporters shield
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2014, 01:08:25 AM
not even five seconds in and i was bursting out laughing
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 06, 2014, 06:06:24 PM
Legia still won though :)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: dkdk on November 06, 2014, 08:11:39 PM
man kaka was so raw. i'll never forget how fucking stupid he made our defense look in 07 at Old Trafford.

(http://i.imgur.com/3NM9emI.gif)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 07, 2014, 01:14:13 AM
Wish you guys put as much thought in you fantasy pl teams as in your quality posts <3

Ive been slacking and not watching enough football so my results have been bad for two weeks now.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 07, 2014, 07:52:15 AM
Season isnt even halfway done, use a joker or something.

Few right picks and youll be gaining 30/50 points over the average per week.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: Fifstar on November 07, 2014, 09:11:06 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/FewUnitedAfricanaugurbuzzard.gif)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: Sausage on November 08, 2014, 11:09:52 AM
Liverpool and Chelsea was pretty fun. Pool really deserved a draw on that penalty there.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: Courage on November 08, 2014, 11:56:50 AM
Holy shit, we played so terribly. Embarrassing match, even though we got the 3 pts.

Also, anyone gonna buy Football Manager?

Definitely not. That game is a slippery slope. I end up playing it till I pass out drooling on my keyboard.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 08, 2014, 04:05:32 PM
Thats noy even a surprise anymore
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: Fifstar on November 09, 2014, 06:32:38 AM
https://amp.twimg.com/v/d9ccbe85-d977-4a21-84f3-f21f86e6eed6
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: headwalk on November 09, 2014, 06:50:49 AM
City tied with QPR? :rofl

you're watching too much la liga mate. the gap in the prem between the top and the bottom isn't so severe that you should be surprised that an away day can bridge the gap between relegation scrappers hitting a run of form and title challengers in a bad patch. QPR played some of the best football of the weekend.

charlie austin is looking lethally clinical in all the ways an englishman shouldn't be.

here's to swansea sneaking a one nil over the arse so we get to sit in a CL spot for another fortnight.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 09, 2014, 10:44:29 AM
Fuck these lasts few weeks in my fantasy league.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: Fifstar on November 09, 2014, 04:40:18 PM
First victory for Dortmund since 6 games thanks to this goal

(http://giant.gfycat.com/WhoppingHighBee.gif)

 :rofl
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: dkdk on November 10, 2014, 02:47:10 PM
I'm surprised PES still exists. I figured FIFA would've put them out of the game by now.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on November 13, 2014, 01:02:22 PM
That kit is alright. Too much like City's.

I decided to start following them and finally get into MLS.

EDIT: Support a team that's owned by your other favorite team's rivals brehs #dualities
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on November 13, 2014, 01:14:36 PM
Haven't been watching any of those matches but I saw this highlight the other day on /r/soccer and was impressed.

(http://giant.gfycat.com/TornLittleCalf.gif)

Dat coordination.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on November 13, 2014, 01:28:12 PM
Watch euro 16 mascot be a cravat wearing monkey
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - New kits! Trade window in two months!
Post by: Himu on November 13, 2014, 01:30:59 PM
Hey so PES is coming out soon,  anyone happen to give a shit?

:yeshrug

PES sux but I hear it's slowly catching up to Fifa this year I dunno
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on November 13, 2014, 01:32:20 PM
Watch euro 16 mascot be a cravat wearing monkey

Bae, what?

:lol

They hyping up uefa euro 2016 mascot and shit and you just know it's going to be a cravat wearing monkey with soccer ball bananas
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on November 13, 2014, 04:35:44 PM
Van Persie World Cup goal. No contest. :yeshrug
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on November 13, 2014, 04:47:44 PM
:obama well they're all beautiful picks
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on November 13, 2014, 10:27:44 PM
FAST. :whew

And that NYCFC kit is just shameless. Even more reason to hate them.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Sausage on November 14, 2014, 12:25:45 AM
Still not more shameless than Real Salt Lake
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Sausage on November 14, 2014, 01:14:58 AM
All those Real names were granted by the Spanish Monarchy, and the Owner himself even admitted that he picked the name because he wanted to piggy back off the Real Madrid brand. That partnership didn't even come into affect until well after the franchise was founded. At least NYCFC is legitimate spawn of Man City which makes copying it's kit make sense.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Sausage on November 14, 2014, 03:40:57 AM
They should have went ahead and named LAFC to LA Saint Germain to get in on that sweet arab-euro money
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: headwalk on November 14, 2014, 04:09:06 AM
i usually suffer the MLS talk in silence, but i might have to draw a line at an argument between the legitimacy a man city franchise pop up club and a club named real based in a mormon english speaking republic.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on November 14, 2014, 10:18:48 AM
All those Real names were granted by the Spanish Monarchy, and the Owner himself even admitted that he picked the name because he wanted to piggy back off the Real Madrid brand. That partnership didn't even come into affect until well after the franchise was founded. At least NYCFC is legitimate spawn of Man City which makes copying it's kit make sense.

Dude. It's owned by Man City and its kit are LITERALLY man city's but rearranged. They are even sponsored by ETIHAD.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on November 14, 2014, 10:42:22 AM
I know but it's still SHAMELESS. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A CITY KID. :brazilcry
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on November 14, 2014, 03:38:00 PM
USA winning 1-0  at halftime :obama
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Himu on November 14, 2014, 04:09:12 PM
:brazilcry
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 14, 2014, 06:04:01 PM
Greece, omg. Faroe have a population of 49k.

Epic win for Faroe.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Courage on November 15, 2014, 09:26:06 AM
Probably the worst night for Greek soccer. It isn't entirely Ranieri's fault because you can't expect someone lacking the insight Santos had (who has coached numerous Greek teams for years each) to yield results immediately. But obviously it ran deeper than that. We showed a hilariously bad image throughout the whole match, making 2-3 chances. Our once praiseworthy defense was in shambles, with no coordination or calmness throughout the whole match. It was like watching a bizarro version of the team. You'd think they'd be able to beat Faroe Islands WITHOUT  a fucking coach.

The blame mostly lies on the Hellenic football federation that can't regulate for shit. Domestic matches are postponed indefinitely due to an attack on a   former FIFA ref and the president left in the midst of it. Combine that with the international squad, and Greek soccer is looking pretty damn shameful right now.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD
Post by: Sausage on November 15, 2014, 09:03:07 PM
There really is no better sports highlight than a nice golazo.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: dkdk on November 19, 2014, 06:56:59 PM
Sturridge is out even longer?

No worries Swagotelli will find himself (http://i.imgur.com/iawkz.png)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: headwalk on November 19, 2014, 08:34:31 PM
Sturridge  out 6 weeks lol. Poor scousers :tocry

I had a chance to watch England and they looked pretty damn good, maybe Wumger will  try it with  Wilshere in a deeper role and let Ramsey have a go at CAM?

Henderson... :holeup

i've never rated henderson he's been horrible shocking garbage since the world cup. no surprise that as soon as he's dropped from the england squad, we can actually play football.

wilshere can play a hollywood pass or a little dink as good as any deep lying playmaker, but he doesn't have anything of the steel required to put the D in DM. wouldn't solve any of arsenal's problems. they need a bulldozer.

weirdly up for seeing carroll make an appearance against the toffees. every other centre half in the league seems to have forgotten how to defend the basics, and if there's anything that carroll excels at, it's the basics.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Fifstar on November 20, 2014, 11:58:46 AM
Esch, when did you start to watch football?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 20, 2014, 12:29:13 PM
Sacramento making last preso to MLS for our team today.
Crossing fingers!

That being said teams are all about the season tickets and I can get why. But with a family it's really not an option for me. Schedules can be crazy and let alone the cost of several season tickets is prohibitive. The issue is with the current stadium it's so small that unless you have season tickets it almost impossible to even get in unless you go through a scalper.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: dkdk on November 20, 2014, 08:31:20 PM
Feels like I'm never gonna get to see Falcao ball out (http://i.imgur.com/hgXh5md.png)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Sausage on November 20, 2014, 09:21:46 PM
Season's already over brehs (http://i.imgur.com/hgXh5md.png)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Fifstar on November 21, 2014, 04:05:52 AM
Esch, when did you start to watch football?
I always watched the world cups when my schedule permitted as a kid. I think the first one I watched was... 02? The women's world cups were popular here back then too cuz we'd  actually win :lol

Round 2011/2 I started playing in my fraternity rec league at school as a left back. At the time i just wanted to add some cardio to the regime and dick around with my friends. My roommate and one of my best friends at the time was a liverpool diehard so I'd occasionally sit and watch Premier League on shitty FirstRowSports streams. I had little interest in it at the time (overwhelmed with classes). I only started really consistently watching club football and trying to understand the game  in the past year and a half since I finally got enough $$ to pay for BeIN and NBCSN got that powerful  league package deal.

Was mainly asking because I don't remember you posting much about football in the past and now you seem to have gone all in with different leagues and whatnot.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Courage on November 22, 2014, 02:07:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oRSbx5C.gif)

:dead :dead :dead
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Courage on November 22, 2014, 02:14:46 PM
Esch has been on an emotional rollercoaster this season :rofl
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Courage on November 22, 2014, 02:22:34 PM
Beautiful strike by Giroud
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Sausage on November 22, 2014, 02:24:27 PM
Klopp is about to bring reus with him to the pool :jawalrus
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Courage on November 22, 2014, 02:33:42 PM
Mediocre game. Can't believe none of Arsenal's chances converted. Lucky win by us, but a win regardless :rejoice
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Sausage on November 23, 2014, 01:37:53 PM
Fuck soccer
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 23, 2014, 03:58:30 PM
Fuck Arsenal jeeeebus

Lol @ Liverpool too

(http://fat.gfycat.com/SparklingDaringKawala.gif)

Horrible game though from what I read (didnt watch). Nice to see Kishna do some good again, hope he can keep on delivering together with El Ghazi and Milik.

Still when all is said and done were 2nd and only trailing 2 points behind PSV while the team hasn't been in form all season so far. If they hit form after the winter break well be able to play CL again.

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: dkdk on November 23, 2014, 05:00:32 PM
el shawrry is total garbage. he just looks like one of those guys that should be good.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: dkdk on November 24, 2014, 06:47:40 PM
you'd get pasted regardless though (http://i.imgur.com/AixfG.png)

dortmund is just an awful matchup for yall
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 25, 2014, 03:57:50 AM
I really dont think Klopp is the right man. Look at how Dortmund is doing in the Bundesliga this season. Arsene should quit if he doesnt make the top 4 this year.

Tonight Ajax has to secure the 3rd place in the group, have little faith in their current form. Psg is playing for 1st place and missing 4 regulars.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Courage on November 25, 2014, 02:24:14 PM
FUCK CSKA :pacspit
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Fifstar on November 25, 2014, 03:09:32 PM
Powerplay by Bayern but City with the goal and red card for Benatia.  :neogaf
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Fifstar on November 25, 2014, 03:28:18 PM
Lol at that defensive wall by City. Hart probably positioned too central as well.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Fifstar on November 25, 2014, 03:31:18 PM
Hahahahahaha
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Fifstar on November 25, 2014, 03:39:16 PM
Cross came from Boateng who City chased away a couple years ago  :hitler
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Fifstar on November 25, 2014, 04:31:48 PM
That precision after the sprint, impressive.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Fifstar on November 25, 2014, 04:35:33 PM
Boateng with his bi yearly ADHS outbreak :kobeyuck
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 25, 2014, 06:08:56 PM
Ajax played so sloppy today :(
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Courage on November 26, 2014, 08:16:57 AM
09-10 with Ranieri was even better. I remember our unbeaten streak of 24 matches. :lawd

I'll be salty if we don't give Totti a fitting goodbye and win the league. Truly a once in a lifetime player.

To digress, where would Man City be without Aguero? In shambles for sure. The guy is sensational. He has the pace, positioning and composure to finish every single chance given to him. The mark of a legendary striker. Imagine he was in this form during the World Cup. Germany am cry.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Courage on November 26, 2014, 02:53:06 PM
Did Sanogo just score a goal? :whoo

Liverpool losing? :whoo
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Sausage on November 26, 2014, 03:05:07 PM
Wow Sanogo #WengerIn #KlopptoKop
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Fifstar on November 26, 2014, 03:55:31 PM
Premier League strikes back.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Courage on November 26, 2014, 05:08:14 PM
Y'all did well. You're gonna have a nice laugh with Olympiacos defense.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Sausage on November 26, 2014, 05:10:35 PM
At least nothing changes for Liverpool after this embarrassment. Just need a win against Basel and they're through.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: Sausage on November 26, 2014, 05:58:12 PM
He is basura
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: dkdk on November 26, 2014, 06:56:13 PM
dortmund should've just quit when they let crazy legs score on them.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: dkdk on November 28, 2014, 12:06:20 AM
i know the portuguese league is kind of shit but i'm gonna need United to try it one more time with Nani. he's killing it over there and in the CL.

i still believe in him(http://i.imgur.com/xtP3Oio.png)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man U v Gunners THIS WEEKEND! Man Tears :mouf
Post by: dkdk on November 29, 2014, 10:37:15 AM
rvp da (http://i.imgur.com/VWb1n.png)

crazy how smalling has had our 2 best attempts today.

shameless edit
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: Courage on November 29, 2014, 05:26:24 PM
Henry deserved better for his last game :fbm
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: dkdk on November 29, 2014, 08:11:10 PM
is henry retiring? wenger should hire him.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 30, 2014, 02:58:11 PM
Fuck citay
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: dkdk on November 30, 2014, 03:12:37 PM
dortmund is dead fucking last  :stahp

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 30, 2014, 03:14:36 PM
Dortmund wasnt killed by anyone, they showed that in the CL.

There is just something wrong with them mentally.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: Courage on November 30, 2014, 05:15:30 PM
Roma - Inter 4-2

:jawalrus
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: headwalk on November 30, 2014, 06:43:20 PM
aguero is probably my favourite player to watch on the planet right now. it's like he got tired of silva being laid out on his ass so decided to do all his work too.

with costa's star fading, silva returning and yaya's engine starting to rev, the title race is going to be way closer than anyone thought a week or two ago. especially if silva can step back into the form he had just as he was injured and aguero keeps his up. if he's injured for any extended period, city's season is done. 

the narrative of fat frank the outcast denying mourinho a title is too perfect.

city continue to be the one big club that it's hard to dislike. maybe i'd feel different if they weren't so accommodating on their trip to the bo. here's to stoke doing us a favour and getting to smoke those CL spot cigarettes until the weekend.

:whoo Lampard's still got it. It's a bit sad that he's going to the MLS and someone like say, Gerrard isn't, he still clearly has something to offer at relatively high levels of competition.

bollocks is he off any time soon. you don't ship a player whose still got a big part to play in the outcome of a PL title to MLS, regardless of who promised who what.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: dkdk on November 30, 2014, 11:27:43 PM
of course it's hard to dislike city (i do just fine at that though). they have no character.

at least when chelsea went new money they got that genius asshole mourinho to give them a style to run with.

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: dkdk on November 30, 2014, 11:51:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=njbzIvFUP10
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: headwalk on December 01, 2014, 03:06:07 AM
of course it's hard to dislike city (i do just fine at that though). they have no character.

at least when chelsea went new money they got that genius asshole mourinho to give them a style to run with.

chelsea's "i hold a top bracket season ticket but catch most games on my phone" supporter base is always going to elevate them to cunt team status. english man city supporters tend to be decent people, which isn't surprising when you share a city with the biggest cunt magnet of them all.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 01, 2014, 04:46:11 PM
WaY to early to sing of Moyes redemption.

He should have never been appointed at Man U in the first place, no clue what they were thinking putting someone who never managed or played at a top side at the helm. He never looked at his place , always seemed lost.

Not saying he is a bad manager, just a horrible fit.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 02, 2014, 03:24:56 PM
I knew it. These Seattle man's about to win that first MLS triple (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjcry1.png) this can't be life

Lol, the Sounders are cursed. Poor Gundam (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjcry1.png)

Yup, we are cursed. I was like "aww yeah two goals quickly!" and then "well shit, it's technically tied. we're screwed."
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: dkdk on December 02, 2014, 06:38:09 PM
Can any of you old heads explain why the December EPL schedule is so nuts?



weekend (29/30)
midweek (today 2/3)
weekend (6/7/8)
cl midweek (9/10/ EL 11)
weekend (13/14/15)
weekend (20/21/22)
3 games in a week (26/28/29/1)

i know that last week is the boxing day week.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: Courage on December 02, 2014, 08:14:18 PM
Wenger: I will win the PL title with Arsenal within three years (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/11269500/Arsene-Wenger-I-will-win-Premier-League-title-with-Arsenal-again-inside-three-years.html)

#WengerOutIn4Years :goty2
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: dkdk on December 02, 2014, 09:10:25 PM
Wenger: I will win the PL title with Arsenal within three years on Football Manager (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/11269500/Arsene-Wenger-I-will-win-Premier-League-title-with-Arsenal-again-inside-three-years.html)

#WengerOutIn4Years :goty2

fixed
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: dkdk on December 03, 2014, 06:30:22 PM
its always sanchez. i hope psg buys him.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS PLAYOFFS
Post by: dkdk on December 04, 2014, 07:24:23 PM
so apparently the summer wishlist is

Diego Godin who I don't really know anything about
Nathaniel Clyne (http://i.imgur.com/52kIF.png) (damnit why cant Rafael stay healthy (http://i.imgur.com/smIoB6s.png))
Kevin Strootman (http://i.imgur.com/4vuriVB.png)
Arjen Robben :pedobear:

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lprzw61pgr1qc382p.gif)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: dkdk on December 06, 2014, 11:26:15 AM
Jesus christ Esch yall are horrible
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: Sausage on December 06, 2014, 12:02:10 PM
Liverpool with another meh game.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: dkdk on December 06, 2014, 02:56:17 PM
That was some of the worst reffing ive ever seen
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: dkdk on December 07, 2014, 05:03:29 PM
Revs w/ the equalizer. Hope they pull this out and send Landon home w/ an L.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: Himu on December 07, 2014, 05:24:53 PM
Nguyen out?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: Himu on December 07, 2014, 05:41:34 PM
Extra time!
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: Sausage on December 07, 2014, 06:18:08 PM
get emotional over MLS brehs
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: dkdk on December 08, 2014, 07:35:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/emM5xGD.gif)

great game from da gawd. i talked shit about him too soon.

still as obvious as ever that the 352 is trash though.

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: Courage on December 08, 2014, 08:28:51 PM



Wenger to sign 2 ligue 1 wingers and a left back


(http://i.imgur.com/aNolN.gif)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 09, 2014, 03:19:44 AM
Ive had like 3 to 5 injuries in my Fantasy team every week now.

Feel like van Gaal.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: Courage on December 09, 2014, 03:27:21 PM
https://vine.co/v/Orxgpq9UIKI

:lawd :lawd :lawd
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: Sausage on December 10, 2014, 12:42:51 AM
 Top Lollerpool was once again on display  :fbm
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: Courage on December 10, 2014, 12:55:03 PM
No Aguero or Toure. It should be a cakewalk.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: Courage on December 10, 2014, 04:37:36 PM
WHY THE FUCK DID I OPEN MY MOUTH
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 11, 2014, 02:49:13 AM
Can't believe City finally made it through.

Happy to see Ajax go to the EL once again, it would be very nice if they didn't fly out of it in the first game as usual. I want to see more of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAR4kH6ztJY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpPM8xF0Aj4
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - MLS CUP 12/7!
Post by: Fifstar on December 11, 2014, 05:38:53 AM
WHY THE FUCK DID I OPEN MY MOUTH

top tier bottling m8. you were always going to lose here, but you sealed your own chapter when you called beating a 14 bajillion dollar side a cakewalk. I'm surprised though, I really thought Barca was going to lose! Guess that attacking is all starting to coalesce now huh? We're going to draw them and get fucked :fbm

Various great GFYcats:

http://gfycat.com/UnequaledWearyAlbino
http://gfycat.com/SizzlingUnfinishedBordercollie#

also :bow Kishna :bow2 that's my half indian man showing out :tocry
http://gfycat.com/BigCorruptAzurevasesponge



Neymar 1-0? PSG
(http://giant.gfycat.com/NimbleElderlyCondor.gif)

Great goal, but shit defending. 4 Players around him and nobody makes an attempt to interrupt him?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 11, 2014, 09:00:18 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/GiftedVengefulArkshell.gif)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Sausage on December 13, 2014, 12:57:59 PM
that soton implosion tho.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 13, 2014, 03:14:43 PM
yall should have a good bit of fun w/ liverpool after we get knee deep in their asses for 90 mins tomorrow.



Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: headwalk on December 13, 2014, 03:32:54 PM
i miss being able to say "that was a good point" in all sincerity.

there are no good points anymore, only winning and failure to win.

fuck top four, relegation dogfights are where the real fun is. every point is special.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 13, 2014, 05:50:57 PM
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/5d3a5b5e2277e5896d70293bed025c9e/tumblr_nfyebzXzrX1qkwg94o3_250.gif)(https://33.media.tumblr.com/a7cf2b76c59af45285168d18828776a9/tumblr_nfyebzXzrX1qkwg94o1_250.gif)

oh dortmund. and you lost again.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Sausage on December 13, 2014, 07:14:48 PM
Brad Jones is starting tomorrow Man U already won.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 14, 2014, 01:20:12 PM
well we softened brenda's boys up for ya. your turn arsenal (http://i.imgur.com/so3Bk2f.png)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 14, 2014, 01:29:13 PM
Herrera got some mins.

It looks like he's gonna rock w/ Fellaini unti we lose again. Personally I cant wait to have ADM and Herrera back in so we can get out of this 3-5-2 crap.

De GOAT saved us today.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 15, 2014, 07:57:49 AM
Weird to see Katsouranis getting a second wind in India. He kinda fell off in Greece; we should probably call him up for the rest of our shitty Euro qualifying games.

EDIT: the pyrotechnics whenever someone scores :rejoice
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 15, 2014, 08:38:52 AM
:bow Ajax Legia :bow2

My two teams

:bow Arsenal :bow2 Monaco

My other team

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 15, 2014, 09:19:05 AM
Monaco's defense is gonna frustrate y'all. Wenger better be looking for a striker :hitler
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 15, 2014, 09:23:26 AM
PSG - Chelsea. Can't wait for that one.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 15, 2014, 09:31:40 AM
Hmm, Bayern and not Real? It's a close call really, but sounds like you're confident with that prediction.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 15, 2014, 09:38:32 AM
Who does Neymar play for? I think I watched him on saturday but I'm not sure if it was him or not (no volume on tv at the time)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 15, 2014, 09:40:09 AM
Barca has been disappointing in La Liga lately and it looks like Man City have been finding their form. If Aguero's back in proper condition by then, it could be pretty close.



Who does Neymar play for? I think I watched him on saturday but I'm not sure if it was him or not (no volume on tv at the time)

  Barcelona
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 15, 2014, 09:43:03 AM
Barca has been disappointing in La Liga lately and it looks like Man City have been finding their form. If Aguero's back in proper condition by then, it could be pretty close.



Who does Neymar play for? I think I watched him on saturday but I'm not sure if it was him or not (no volume on tv at the time)

  Barcelona

Yup that was him, I don't think it was a live game but DAMN, that guy is like a man among boys out there.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 15, 2014, 09:46:09 AM
Aguero will prob be injured.

Barca has Messi, Neymar AND Suarez.

Think about it.

It's not like City is a quality squad like Ajax that beat Barca before.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 15, 2014, 09:48:33 AM




Yup that was him, I don't think it was a live game but DAMN, that guy is like a man among boys out there.

Funny you say that because he looks like a little boy himself.  His goal against PSG was a beauty.  (http://gfycat.com/NimbleElderlyCondor)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 15, 2014, 09:51:12 AM
I want a Roma - Ajax just to see Lager's small dutch team crumble. :jawalrus
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 15, 2014, 09:57:38 AM
Barca has been disappointing in La Liga lately and it looks like Man City have been finding their form. If Aguero's back in proper condition by then, it could be pretty close.

Yeah, I mean they tied with Getafe on the weekend iirc, have some losses that could have been avoided. Those defensive holes are still there (don't see how else they can fix this one without offloading some loved personnel like Busquets), but they're starting to integrate pretty well in the last third. Like.... Neymar and Messi link up really really well.

Suarez looks a little left out at times but I'm sure his individual quality will show itself.


E: Neymar is a great player but I wouldn't call him a man amongst boys. He's probably la liga's biggest baby, always trying to get that penalty call :heh
Defense is definitely the problem. Pique has been trash this season. The amazing days of Xavi and Iniesta dominating the distributive game are also long gone. They have a stellar offense, with the rest of the squad not matching up to it.

They're also in a unique spot since they have the best player in the world. Messi on a great day can single handedly win a game for them.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 15, 2014, 10:01:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/JgZs64Q.png)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 15, 2014, 10:16:18 AM
Where will I devote my bantz then? :fbm

Roma deserves a special year because of Totti. At least not let those cheating scumbags win the Serie A :fbm
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 15, 2014, 10:29:21 AM
Yeah idk what's going on with Napoli. They even have a good coach. I only saw a bit of the game yesterday, and Menez was shitting on their defense.


Higuain is such a disappointment lmao
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 15, 2014, 12:25:15 PM
I forget. Do they redraw for the rd of 8 or  did arsenal really luck up with that easy of a run to the semis
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 15, 2014, 01:28:57 PM
One of these days he's gonna take it all the way and score
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Fifstar on December 15, 2014, 04:02:08 PM
Second contact was a foul though.

Not too happy with the german matchups, nobody save there except for Bayern. Can't wait too see Schalke obliterated again.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Fifstar on December 15, 2014, 04:44:41 PM
Hmm, I hate them because there was a period of time where they bought a lot of our players. Not sure why there is a lot of online hate for them. Maybe it's because they're the archrivals of Dortmund and since Dortmund has gained a shitload of bandwaggoners/Erfolgsfans in the last couple of years, so those probably hate on Schalke online too. Schalke has some of the most dedicated fans in the Bundesliga as well though, they're a love em or hate em kind of club.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 16, 2014, 03:10:17 AM
- As Roma got it easy peasy with Feyenoord.

- Schalke is very much liked in the Netherlands, due to Youri Mulder playing there for a decade almost and now Huntelaar.

- Neuer will get a red card one of these days, its clear dude is bored.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Sausage on December 16, 2014, 07:23:27 PM
Southampton is deader than dead.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 16, 2014, 10:39:14 PM
Southampton is deader than dead.

back to the gutter where they belong! (http://i.imgur.com/A1YXKcN.gif)

sucks for them though. even a perennial top 4 team would take hits from this stretch they have right now. the scheduling computer had it in for them.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 16, 2014, 11:59:35 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/PartialEnormousBlacknorwegianelkhound.gif)

damn if that went in. gotta love Hierro's reaction.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Fifstar on December 17, 2014, 05:36:11 AM
My team needs some reinforcements badly, otherwise were gonna get relegated to the second divison. Too bad we're broke.  :snoop

Is there no UK team that wants to pay way to much for an overhyped winger that never proved his talent? Eljero Elia is your man...
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 17, 2014, 09:45:08 AM
http://fallondfloor.com/

Breakfast At Chiellini's :dead
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 17, 2014, 09:57:59 AM
:rofl looks like cuntery is a worldwide soccer phenomenon

I'm voting for Robben. That shit was just a classic Robben thing to do and fucked over a good Mexico that day.  He deserves to be shamed (him admitting it doesn't make it any better).
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Fifstar on December 17, 2014, 05:08:24 PM
Why you should still care about Bundesliga even though you already know who's gonna become champion:

http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/12/17/7408205/bundesliga-exciting-attacking-football-league
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Fifstar on December 18, 2014, 04:05:47 AM
Marco Reus has to pay half a million because he drove for years without having a driver's license  :rofl
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 18, 2014, 12:43:53 PM
Speaking of Reus, I don't think he ends up at Bayern.

Why? Team has a glut of people at those positions. They just don't need a marquee player there atm.

People are saying Chelsea and City, but I have a suspicion that he'll be couped by Manchester United. They could use another high class player like him on the wings and they have the money.

I guess he could always end up at Madrid, just cause they can :yeshrug

Cut the check Woodward!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I fully expect him to go to Madrid.
[close]
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Fifstar on December 18, 2014, 01:46:20 PM
Disagree about Reus and Bayern. He is a versatile attacking midfielder but his primary position is left winger. Bayern has Ribery there, but Ribery is getting old for a winger (he had a great 2013, but his performance in 2014 was a pretty steep decline). If Reus joins Bayern, he can share the job as a left winger with Ribery in his first season while learning to play the Guardiola way and then take over the season after that. So while Bayern already has a lot of talent in the offensive midfield, Reus would perfectly fit their future needs.

Trophy wise, his chances to win the CL are probably the best in Munich and Madrid. ManU might fully come back next season but you don't know for sure now. I also believe Reus would prefer to win the german championship and cup over other leagues. Reus has't won any national titles so far and I think any player from the big leagues would prefer to win the titles from his home country over the other league's titles.

Real wouldn't really make sense as Ronaldo is too good and too valuable from a marketing pov, so Reus couldn't play on his best position. Real is hard to resist for any player though, so if they really want him only to keep their caroussel of crazy signings spinning, they might make him a good offer.

I agree about ManU, I think they're the most likely team in the PL to get him. Van Gaal is a great coach and I think he likes german players. At least he did a great job developing german players when he was at Bayern, he's imo partly responsible for the success of Bayern in the last couple of years. Chelsea has Hazard and City seems really unlikely too me.

Still Bayern >>>>>>> Real Madrid > ManU
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Fifstar on December 18, 2014, 02:08:50 PM
There have been lots of rumours around Shaqiri. Beckenbauer said he can go if he wants to, biggest german tabloid reported today that he can leave for 12 Million this winter and allegedly Guardiola thinks Shaqiri doesn't have enough game/tactical intelligence.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 18, 2014, 08:16:50 PM
Shaqiri is nothing special. If you have the chance to replace him with a player like Reus you do it no questions asked.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 19, 2014, 07:50:41 AM
Old, but can't get enough of it, can keep watching it over and over


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLq-K7OHLuc
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 20, 2014, 11:50:56 AM
van gaal lost us these points today. we looked unprepared and unmotivated.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 20, 2014, 12:20:47 PM
pathetic "effort" from evans but whats new. send the dork to hull if they'd take him.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 21, 2014, 01:17:47 PM
Liverpool's finishing is just awful. Needed a defender with a head wound to tie it up
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Sausage on December 21, 2014, 01:25:18 PM
Liverpool has been playing better recently. They still need to spend a shitload for Lacazette or something.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 21, 2014, 09:28:10 PM
griezmann's such a baller but his hair is fucking tragic.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5aNOenIUAA402u.jpg)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 23, 2014, 09:52:08 AM
Looks like Yedlin is going to Tottenham. Do y'all think it's a good fit? Still salty Roma didn't nab him during the summer :tocry
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 23, 2014, 10:38:42 AM
I'd hope it propels him to some other better European team. Sometimes it's better than just being signed to a bigger team and left on the bench. In Spurs he'll get some decent time on the pitch.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 23, 2014, 12:49:53 PM
Tottenham is probably the top end for him. To be a CL level outside back you shoukd really be able to do work offensively too. Lahm, Marcelo, Cashley, young Sergio Ramos, etc.

Unless you can absolutely lock your side down and I dont see that in Yedlin
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 25, 2014, 02:27:55 PM
new kit renders

madrid home 2015, away and 3rd color schemes
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bKMN6wMIFo4/VJbZnfzLMRI/AAAAAAAAe3o/s3Hr_Kb5IMQ/s738/real-madrid-15-16-home-kit.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Fsohhsh37z0/VJbZma5t_eI/AAAAAAAAe3g/US8iLHt14Yg/s436/real-madrid-15-16-away-kit-colors.png
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EmTFpbRtGWg/VJbZoHXdUcI/AAAAAAAAe3w/XBaUZn7eE_U/s436/real-madrid-15-16-third-kit-colors.png

chelsea 2015 home away and 3rd
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mQIBfPNHTn0/VJMISRgkqaI/AAAAAAAAe1Y/FhmnZHRlriE/s650/chelsea-15-16-home-kit.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1RNnHfMXObg/VJMISXPPhoI/AAAAAAAAe1c/84LN9taOaRI/s650/chelsea-15-16-away-kit.jpg <- i really like this one
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7JwOj-Eg_f4/VJMISUdW8SI/AAAAAAAAe1g/cLt_g8YqLWs/s650/chelsea-15-16-third-kit.jpg

usa away 2015 (thank god the popsicle shirt is going away)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-x-_zO3D6X70/VJnzm1-QQfI/AAAAAAAAbJs/4BZUnh6lq6g/s650/New-Nike-USA-2015-Away-Kit.JPG

mexico home and away 2015 (both look terrible)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IrtVbsrp_XQ/VI7ZtzNP85I/AAAAAAAAev8/rbZJ-gCijw0/s600/mexico-2015-copa-america-home-kit.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-s6nLlcEC_M4/VG9TatFeKmI/AAAAAAAAefo/02rzD2zORJc/s650/mexico-2015-copa-america-away-kit.jpg

cant wait to see what our first adidas kits look like.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Sausage on December 27, 2014, 07:53:08 AM
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/dec/23/india-super-league-fourth-biggest-league

:leon

brown man on the come up :mjcry:
In India right now and people were all over that ISL final. This league has real potential unlike that waste league :piss  MLS :piss2
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 27, 2014, 02:18:30 PM
Atletico took Torres back :dead :dead
Embarrassing
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 29, 2014, 12:47:38 PM
Jose working the narrative like Sir Alex. I cant hate.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: headwalk on December 29, 2014, 01:04:57 PM
Fucking :dead

West Ham shaving a week off my lifespan with this stress :whew

A great game though. Adrian and chesney both had really good turns in GK, some wonderful passing play.

Penalties everywhere.

great game which we would've buried by half time if not for a shithouse ref being bought off by the promise of some nice tight arse after the game.

shocking decision. gooners showing some spurs level delusion in not holding their hands up to it, too.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 29, 2014, 10:47:26 PM
Yellow and not the classic red and white? :ufup
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on December 29, 2014, 11:14:45 PM
My most valued jersey is my AEK Rivaldo one :rejoice
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on December 30, 2014, 01:16:33 AM
i know Newcastle isn't going to hire Coloccini as their new manager  :neogaf
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 30, 2014, 02:22:29 PM
I don't really follow pro soccer, so maybe someone can educate me. Has a professional team ever picked up and moved to another city? The same way it has happened in American sports? if so, what is the most famous example of it happening?



Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Fifstar on December 30, 2014, 04:56:29 PM
I don't really follow pro soccer, so maybe someone can educate me. Has a professional team ever picked up and moved to another city? The same way it has happened in American sports? if so, what is the most famous example of it happening?

Don't really know about any. Soccer clubs generally are deeply rooted in the union aspect, so they are/were owned by the club members. While this has changed in the last two decades and many pro teams are separated and changed into corporate like entities, the connection to the hometown of a still remains as the most important identity establishing aspect of a club. Also clubs are parts of national league system with lots of divisions. A relocated club should theoretically have to requalify for the top division, which could take 5 or more years depending on the number of divisons in a league system.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Sausage on December 31, 2014, 01:15:34 AM
I don't really follow pro soccer, so maybe someone can educate me. Has a professional team ever picked up and moved to another city? The same way it has happened in American sports? if so, what is the most famous example of it happening?
the only one I can think of is AFC Wimbledon moving from LLondon to Milton Keynes to become Mk Dons. AFC eventually got a team again although they hhad to start at like the 10th level of the pyramid and they had open tryouts to fill spots.

Overall it's a lot more rare in Europe because there is more of a community feel to sports fandom there.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2014, 08:43:01 AM
Thanks for all the info guys.


Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on January 01, 2015, 12:31:00 PM
Wenger should be searching the market for a new goalie tbh :hitler
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2015, 01:00:57 PM
Woooo! That 29th minute hotspurs goal :whoo
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2015, 01:15:46 PM
Hotspurs 2-1 :rofl

Almost halftime
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2015, 01:19:10 PM
ABAHAHA 3-1
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Courage on January 01, 2015, 01:20:50 PM
ABAHAHA 3-1
:rejoice this fuckery

Anything to get Mourinho pissed.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on January 01, 2015, 01:23:27 PM
fuckery taking place.

in other news, van gaal gotta get his shit figured out.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2015, 01:48:13 PM
:rofl 4-1
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2015, 02:06:43 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2015, 02:08:32 PM
fuckery taking place.

in other news, van gaal gotta get his shit figured out.

Man U are number 3 so he must doing something right
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2015, 02:16:40 PM
:obama damn nice assist with that last Chelsea goal
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2015, 02:25:52 PM
Tottenham taking Arsenal's standing :rofl
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: dkdk on January 01, 2015, 03:39:47 PM
fuckery taking place.

in other news, van gaal gotta get his shit figured out.

Man U are number 3 so he must doing something right

he's doing good but w/ us if you're not #1 then there's shit that needs to be figured out. that's just the nature of the job.

our shit away form and lack of real attacking threat leaves a lot to be desired. we can still perform much better with what we have.

and for the love of god ditch the 3-5-2.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 24, 2019, 04:51:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3yqtm5dEfk&feature=onebox

U.S. Women gifted win by refs.  :usacry

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Himu on June 24, 2019, 05:01:24 PM
:bow
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: BisMarckie on June 24, 2019, 05:09:22 PM
Women, amirite fellas? :rodney
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Himu on June 24, 2019, 05:17:06 PM
Hope Solo :rejoice
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 24, 2019, 05:38:45 PM
I just watched the second half of Sweden vs Canada. That was like Danish second division level, holy shit.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: BisMarckie on June 24, 2019, 05:41:02 PM
I just watched the second half of Sweden vs Canada. That was like Danish second division level, holy shit.

The level of play is bad, it‘s slow as hell, the referees are trash, but it‘s still entertaining. :trumps

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: BisMarckie on June 24, 2019, 05:42:49 PM
Italy getting eliminated from the U21 Euros was bullshit btw.

But there is a reason the Italians have a word for these kind of shenanigans, so I am not too sad about it. :sabu
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: james on June 24, 2019, 05:44:18 PM
I dont recognize anyone in this thread
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 24, 2019, 05:47:08 PM
I just watched the second half of Sweden vs Canada. That was like Danish second division level, holy shit.

The level of play is bad, it‘s slow as hell, the referees are trash, but it‘s still entertaining. :trumps

If you want entertainment, google hope solos fappening leak

(https://i.imgur.com/mobtOOV.jpg)

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 24, 2019, 05:49:29 PM
Italy getting eliminated from the U21 Euros was bullshit btw.

But there is a reason the Italians have a word for these kind of shenanigans, so I am not too sad about it. :sabu

Denmark should have qualified over them anyway. The result yesterday was some of the weirdest stuff I've seen for years. They score a 3-0 goal, and just before it crosses the line, the ref blows the whistle for offside.

Turns out to not be offside, when reviewed on VAR.

But the ref fucked up and blew the whistle just before it actually went in, so he can't legally give the goal, despite there not being an offside.

 :neogaf
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on June 24, 2019, 09:51:33 PM
Fuck. Rafa has left. We are so fucked this season if this non-existent Arab takeover doesn't go through soon. Fuck Mike Ashley.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Crash Dummy on June 25, 2019, 05:39:12 AM
Quote
Neymar will not be allowed to return to his former club Barcelona from PSG until he apologises to the Spanish giants' fans and accepts a cut in his wages. (El Mundo - in Spanish)

sensiblechuckle.gif
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: BisMarckie on June 25, 2019, 07:26:42 AM
I am watching it even though it might as well be a different sport.
But I have never had the same "what am I doing with my life?" moment that I had watching Tunisia play against Angola in an empty stadium in Egypt. So I guess there's that.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 25, 2019, 09:43:57 AM
i only have those moments when watching doped up men in tight suits, try to cycle up Col du Galibier.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on June 25, 2019, 09:47:02 AM
are you babies not watching the women's championship?

norway v australia was AMAZING
Yeah, I watched it. Great game from a neutral perspective, but I wasn't a neutral and it felt shit.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Raist on June 25, 2019, 11:16:22 AM
are you babies not watching the women's championship?


That's in 3 years from now.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 25, 2019, 03:09:12 PM
https://twitter.com/fourfourtwo/status/1143430991408750597
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: team filler on June 26, 2019, 03:10:23 AM
https://twitter.com/MUnitedFR/status/1143215297349980160

 :mynicca found himself a pawgba  :pimp
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Raist on June 26, 2019, 09:19:41 AM
https://twitter.com/fourfourtwo/status/1143430991408750597

South Americans  :trash :paul
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: BisMarckie on June 27, 2019, 04:59:05 PM
I thought FCB might refer to Bayern Munich or Barcelona, but I am not seeing the link to football here.  :doge
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on June 27, 2019, 06:57:13 PM
What's that got to do with football?


Edit: Oops, maybe I should refresh my page before replying. Didn't see your edit.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: BisMarckie on June 27, 2019, 07:04:31 PM
What's that got to do with football?


Edit: Oops, maybe I should refresh my page before replying. Didn't see your edit.
You must have had that tab open for a long ass time. :doge
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on June 28, 2019, 08:03:12 AM
What's that got to do with football?


Edit: Oops, maybe I should refresh my page before replying. Didn't see your edit.
You must have had that tab open for a long ass time. :doge
Opened the thread while getting ready for work and then didn't read it until I got to work.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: VomKriege on June 28, 2019, 05:11:05 PM
Megan Rapinoe  :obama
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 29, 2019, 01:10:18 AM
https://youtu.be/6mJgkEf3ELk
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: team filler on July 06, 2019, 12:40:15 PM
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1147543235990106114
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on July 08, 2019, 12:21:08 AM
Literally shitting himself at the thought of defending against Messi
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: VomKriege on July 19, 2019, 04:55:13 PM
Don't need to open the news to know that Algeria won.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on August 06, 2019, 05:02:11 PM
Just casually doing a panenka, at the stadium it was first done in during a euros finale in the 70's. What a fucking legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v9Sa_ld-zI



(https://i.imgur.com/X9kOvWy.gif)


FOOTBALL IS BACK
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: headwalk on August 06, 2019, 06:22:43 PM
Fantasy PL invite code: ju6zqh

hopefully there will be more than five people (with at least one zombie team) this time so i don't win by default for the third year running.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on August 06, 2019, 07:05:44 PM
Fantasy PL invite code: ju6zqh

hopefully there will be more than five people (with at least one zombie team) this time so i don't win by default for the third year running.
I'm in. Fatman United
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on August 08, 2019, 05:53:29 PM
Andy Carroll back to Newcastle. Wow, the rumours were finally true.

For all the ITK dickheads that have been circulating this rumour for, oh, the last 8 years, I guess the old saying of "even a stopped clock is correct twice a day" is applicable.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: headwalk on August 09, 2019, 10:37:29 AM
last call for anyone else wanting in on the FPL.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Kunai With Chain on September 15, 2019, 02:59:12 PM
https://twitter.com/oilysailor/status/1173286882089848832

Fuck me, still a whole season of this shit left to go through. Honestly one of the worst managers in the game.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on September 16, 2019, 01:19:29 AM
https://twitter.com/oilysailor/status/1173286882089848832

Fuck me, still a whole season of this shit left to go through. Honestly one of the worst managers in the game.
You wanna borrow Steve Bruce from us?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Kunai With Chain on September 16, 2019, 11:44:56 PM
You wanna borrow Steve Bruce from us?
The way we are playing I'd take even Pulis. Has Brucey been that bad for you guys? It's still early days, but having already played 3 out of top 6 the results don't seem too bad thanks to the win against Spurs.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on September 17, 2019, 03:01:03 PM
Nah, we're actually playing pretty well since we switched back to 5-4-1. Not sure how much of that is down to Bruce because that's how we were playing under Benitez.

I'm reasonably confident the results will come, just not convinced that Bruce is any more than a typical English journeyman manager.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on October 15, 2019, 08:30:44 AM
How the fuck can the Socceroos be 4-1 up after 36 minutes and still have me screaming at the tv about how shite they are?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on January 30, 2020, 04:28:07 AM
Moral dilemma time.

According to news reports, the Saudi Arabia Public Investment Fund, which apparently has direct links to Mohammed bin Salman himself, is about to buy Newcastle United. This could potentially make us one of the richest clubs in the world and give us the opportunity to truly compete for silverware.

My dilemma is that the thought of supporting a club owned by one of the most evil regimes/people in the world leaves a really bad taste in my mouth and I don't know if I can do that without compromising my personal moral code. On the other hand, I've supported Newcastle for more than 20 years through thick and thin and would love to see us compete again.

How would you feel in my situation? Is it possible to separate club and owners? Am I overthinking this?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: VomKriege on January 30, 2020, 05:01:51 AM
Honestly I sorta lost interest in football and the club after the Qatar takeover. The actual sport part was probably peripheral in that, it had to do with personal and social dynamics mostly but godmode manic transfers left me a bit cold beyond the first year of Ancelotti and Serie A focused recruitment (which seemed thought out and appealed to my sensibilities). But most fans seem to live OK with it and are happy that the team can compete. I mean football economics are obscene as is and unsavoury owners isn't exactly novel. Not to pass over the problematic nature of fossil oligarchs but there seem to an hypocritical, and sometimes racially tinted, reverence for "old money".
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Momo on January 30, 2020, 05:23:18 AM
Moral dilemma time.

According to news reports, the Saudi Arabia Public Investment Fund, which apparently has direct links to Mohammed bin Salman himself, is about to buy Newcastle United. This could potentially make us one of the richest clubs in the world and give us the opportunity to truly compete for silverware.

My dilemma is that the thought of supporting a club owned by one of the most evil regimes/people in the world leaves a really bad taste in my mouth and I don't know if I can do that without compromising my personal moral code. On the other hand, I've supported Newcastle for more than 20 years through thick and thin and would love to see us compete again.

How would you feel in my situation? Is it possible to separate club and owners? Am I overthinking this?
imagine being exactly what we all used to call Chelski fans
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on January 30, 2020, 06:03:45 AM
Chelsea fans had to contend with their club being owned by someone who gained billions via the corrupt distribution of oil and gas rights.

We are having to deal with an owner who murdered a citizen of his own country in their embassy then chopped his body into small pieces because he wrote some articles that were critical of him.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 30, 2020, 06:23:30 AM
Mike Ashley’s final troll of the fanbase

 :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: headwalk on January 30, 2020, 06:52:16 AM
i'm west ham mate. we sold our soul for a rented multi-sports shithole with all the atmosphere of a chemo ward and are even worse on the pitch than we were at upton park. i never wanted to move full stop, but even i thought we'd at least get a couple of inches on our pecker for the price of our soul.

still, despite the fact david sullivan makes me physically ill to look at and is the sole architect of the death of so much about what i loved about my club, i still wouldn't want to become another piece of saudi london real estate.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 30, 2020, 08:29:29 AM
It's pretty funny that Ed Woodwards did a Jussie Smollett.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 30, 2020, 08:41:16 AM
Thanks for buying Jack West Ham  :lol

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: headwalk on January 30, 2020, 09:46:58 AM
Thanks for buying Jack West Ham  :lol

he was a freebie. a BIG NAME free agent on massive wages who will likely be injured for 90% of his contract is catnip for sullivan.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: BisMarckie on January 30, 2020, 11:30:03 AM
Gloating about anything as an Arsenal fan :lol :lol

English football is trash anyway, and should only be watched as a cautionary tale of the destruction of football culture. :trash
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Raist on January 30, 2020, 01:34:14 PM
If you're really that worried about filthy-rich, shady individuals owning football teams, you should have stopped caring about football like 30 years ago.


edit: Also wtf, I thought you were Australian, Potato? Just focus on Aussie football or Rugby or something.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on January 30, 2020, 03:08:37 PM
I am Australian, but football in this country is pretty much a joke and there have been times when the league collapsed entirely and didn't exist.

Rugby sucks.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on February 05, 2020, 03:16:24 AM
Somewhat  :nsfw
https://twitter.com/Chris_brennan91/status/1224823900397342721 (https://twitter.com/Chris_brennan91/status/1224823900397342721)



Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: BisMarckie on February 14, 2020, 02:18:48 PM
Manchester City banned from European club competitions for two seasons by Uefa
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/51510284



:klob :rejoice :jeb
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Potato on February 14, 2020, 03:00:02 PM
Wow. Holy shit. That's fucking awesome news.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 14, 2020, 03:02:32 PM
The scenes when sheffield play at camp nou
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - transfer window next month!
Post by: Himu on February 14, 2020, 03:02:49 PM
updating thread title
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Himu on February 14, 2020, 03:04:52 PM
I decided Manchester City was going to be my EPL team and now they've...

won the cup so now i'll look like a goddamn bandwagoning fuck

goddamit. first bayern, now this. I need to pick worse teams. :tocry

this post aged well :rejoice
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on February 27, 2020, 05:10:54 PM
MICHAEL SANTOS DELIVERING A HARD BREXIT




(https://i.imgur.com/IXwu4TM.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/cJ3jQ0Z.gif)


,(https://i.imgur.com/O8XkSzu.gif)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: curly on February 27, 2020, 05:42:50 PM
I don't want to live anymore  :'(
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: BisMarckie on February 27, 2020, 08:02:35 PM
That Aubameyang miss :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 01, 2020, 11:39:44 AM
So what do we think of the Everton VAR goal denial?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 01, 2020, 11:44:21 AM
I'm not sure what I think tbh. He is offside, and the case can certainly be made for him distracting or obstructing De Gea's view. But on the other hand, it was going in no matter what. Maybe Siggurdson should stop being such an idiot, and just get up instead of staying on the ground for 30 seconds.


But I want United for once to have a VAR decision against them. Only team allowed to kick dicks in and shit, without any VAR.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on March 01, 2020, 02:39:44 PM
Offside for sure. Get up off the floor you fucking Brazilian douche.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 01, 2020, 02:54:43 PM
Offside for sure. Get up off the floor you fucking Brazilian douche.

Now I am not expert, but pretty sure a guy called Gylfi Sigurdsson isnt Brazilian.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on March 01, 2020, 07:53:02 PM
Icelandic then. Richarlison is the Brazilian.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on March 11, 2020, 06:54:17 PM
Great performance from Atletico. Well deserved
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: headwalk on March 11, 2020, 06:56:59 PM
knew adrian would come good eventually.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 11, 2020, 06:57:08 PM
LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hehehueheuheuhee

and now corona, make them celebrate trophy in empty stadium soon. haaaaaasshaasss liverpoo
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: BisMarckie on March 11, 2020, 06:59:55 PM
On one hand I like Klopp losing, but on the other hand Simeone is a cunt.

Pretty hilarious though that his destructive brand of football worked against Liverpool of all teams
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: headwalk on March 11, 2020, 07:07:40 PM
liverpool are a bit shite now. klopp spent all season banging on about a winter break, since coming back from it they were run close by norwich, bournemouth and us (WHU) beaten by atleti twice, lost to chelsea in the cup and got properly done in by watford.

now the cunt is whining on TV about how atleti played.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 11, 2020, 07:09:50 PM
They beat us it’s not fair!  :marimo
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 11, 2020, 08:33:02 PM
https://twitter.com/carlmarkham/status/1237886802469572608

(http://www.premfaces.com/images/site/faces/HVDcRns.png)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on March 11, 2020, 09:22:14 PM
Diego Costa is a proper cunt
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: BisMarckie on March 12, 2020, 03:42:48 PM
Mr. Gilhaney's team btfo'd by Erdogan's boys. :heh

Demba Ba, Skrtel, Clichy,Elia, Inler and fucking Robinho. It's like a FIFA 08 dream team. :heh
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 12, 2020, 08:01:51 PM
Mr. Gilhaney's team btfo'd by Erdogan's boys. :heh

Demba Ba, Skrtel, Clichy,Elia, Inler and fucking Robinho. It's like a FIFA 08 dream team. :heh

Look if you had any IQ's, you could see Erdogan was clearly in the VAR room. What was that penalty? ERDOGAN IS WHAT IT WAS.

Anyway, our manager was fucking fuming both before and after the match. Said Uefa are running away from their responsibility, and they tried to get it postponed, calling their decision to force us to play shocking. But oh well. We played badly, but we have been playing badly for like all of the season. Getting a 1-0 away to the first place in Turkey isnt bad.


Fun fact, this was our 30th match in a row in European football, where we let maximum one goal in against us.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: headwalk on March 12, 2020, 08:35:43 PM
please papa nurgle, take the elderly and the sick for your plague armies, but leave me my football.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: BisMarckie on March 12, 2020, 08:39:15 PM
We can’t get relegated if the season is cancelled :rejoice

Football games without crowds aren’t worth watching anyway. I feel asleep during the two games I tried to watch
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 10:16:06 PM
Liberadores played today and gremio inter game had 8 red cards lol
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 10:20:53 PM
This is what real football looks like kids, not that eurotrash they play in Europe

https://streamja.com/9jjkv
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 13, 2020, 08:03:28 AM
https://twitter.com/EwanMacKenna/status/1238417399872917504


(https://i.imgur.com/5Bt4660.png)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 13, 2020, 08:04:14 AM
This is what real football looks like kids, not that eurotrash they play in Europe

https://streamja.com/9jjkv

just a standard draw in brazil

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/135549103810543617/687969639187218538/IMG_20200313_112535.jpg)

did they think red cards were toilet paper or something
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: BisMarckie on March 13, 2020, 08:38:02 PM
The EFL cancelling the season and stopping Liverpool from winning the league would be just perfect :delicious
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on March 13, 2020, 11:57:17 PM
The EFL cancelling the season and stopping Liverpool from winning the league would be just perfect :delicious
After all the LiVARpool shit this season, it's unlikely that they won't just award them the league anyway.

If we could swap Bournemouth for West Ham in the bottom three, I'd be happy with stopping the season.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 14, 2020, 06:45:05 AM
Any other step than playing out the leagues is gonna cause so much chaos I kind of hope it happens :rash
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on March 15, 2020, 06:40:25 PM
Good time to get into Liga mx, full speed ahead on games
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 15, 2020, 06:55:54 PM
Jonas Wind ready for the Euros as well  :lawd

God I hope he is as good as he was before the injury. Havent been this excited for a young Copenhagen player in forever. When I had a season ticket, he was close to me, and his dad (the goalkeeper coach at the time of Copenhagen) would always come over after the match, which is why I remember it so clearly. Seeing him having such a huge breakthrough was amazing.

Some absolutely sensational passes and just general overview of the games from him, seems like he is always one step ahead of the rest of this shit team.

(https://i.imgur.com/oP3BBTM.gif)


 :-[



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqASCw5wgc0
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: EchoRin on March 17, 2020, 06:46:36 PM
Euro 2020 is now Euro 2021. It's been real brehs

https://www.tsn.ca/uefa-postpones-euro-2020-until-2021-1.1457981
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on March 17, 2020, 07:06:10 PM
Euro 2020 is now Euro 2021. It's been real brehs

https://www.tsn.ca/uefa-postpones-euro-2020-until-2021-1.1457981
Weren't they planning on hosting this one in like a million different countries?

Aside from the fact that's a shit idea for the fans, it seems like a monumentally shit idea now that we are in the midst of the biggest travel bans in history.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 15, 2020, 07:19:59 AM
ACAB

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/52293617

 :yuck
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 15, 2020, 11:17:53 AM
Fc cuckpenhagen
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 15, 2020, 12:06:56 PM
Shut your dirty whore mouth
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 23, 2020, 07:26:00 PM
Only one week until we can see Copenhagen clown around in the league again.  :-\

I dont know if I should be happy or not. At least Robert Skov scored for Hoffenheim today.


Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on June 18, 2020, 01:31:36 AM
the fake crowd noise is some of the most infuriatingly pathetic shit ive ever seen
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: curly on June 18, 2020, 02:43:43 AM
surely not as bad as David Luiz
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 18, 2020, 09:38:56 AM
i hated it at first, and then it started actually making it watchable.  :goty2
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: headwalk on June 18, 2020, 09:43:09 AM
i leech my dad's sky account but had to find the one pirate stream i could that didn't have fake zombie crowd noise overlayed.

such a weird disconnect when they're piping in canned enthusiasm while the players on the pitch amble round like it's the last day of school.

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: BisMarckie on June 18, 2020, 09:45:14 AM
More lively than a real EPL crowd :teehee
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on June 18, 2020, 09:47:22 AM
I just stuck some music on while watching :trumps
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2020, 12:57:17 PM
go atleti
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on August 14, 2020, 03:41:44 PM
Are you soyboys missing the beating
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on August 14, 2020, 04:43:00 PM
They did it

7

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: MMaRsu on August 14, 2020, 05:04:12 PM
I missed it damnit
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 14, 2020, 05:13:34 PM
Are you soyboys missing the beating

Nope

I liked Inter beating barca, but this is the end of an era for sure
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: MMaRsu on August 14, 2020, 05:23:07 PM
cant find a decent summary anywhere
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on August 14, 2020, 06:23:04 PM
cant find a decent summary anywhere

Reddit.com/r/soccer has all the goals
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on August 16, 2020, 04:07:18 PM
I'm kinda sad I've completely tuned out of Paris SG and football because two French clubs in the C1 semis and Paris having an outside shot at this is pretty exciting in abstract.

That'd be a fitting reward for Leonardo.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
La Grosse Bertha is probably taking this.
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Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on September 03, 2020, 12:08:18 AM
 :drudge :drudge :drudge

NEYMAR HAS THE RONA

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on September 03, 2020, 12:50:53 AM
I wonder if he got it from fucking his sister :doge
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on September 03, 2020, 01:48:32 AM
:drudge :drudge :drudge

NEYMAR HAS THE RONA

Di Maria too :neogaf

FC Sevilla tho :whew
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: headwalk on September 06, 2020, 04:46:25 PM
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Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on December 22, 2020, 12:48:47 AM
The Bore Fantasy League is hotting up. Only 22 points between 1st and 3rd.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on April 19, 2021, 05:41:49 PM
Fuck this super league bullshit. Relegate the lot of them.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 19, 2021, 07:12:28 PM
Yeah I like Chelsea and all. But dont even relegate them, just take away their rights to play in the league at all. When the clubs come back, they can start in the 5th division or whatever.


Anyway good fun to see Football 1 - 1 Soccer today. Merseyside Coca Cola Red will come back stronger
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 19, 2021, 07:18:01 PM
Ståle had a good quote

https://twitter.com/FutbolBible/status/1384175897335320586
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on April 19, 2021, 08:22:38 PM
I hope the ny red bulls join
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: headwalk on April 19, 2021, 09:32:40 PM
force them to sell, execute them in the streets, ban all yanks from ever being allowed to watch real footie again.

keep your nightmare franchised consoomer subscription dystopia on your side of the pond you weird dogfucking andrenochrome fueled epstein airmile collectors.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: headwalk on April 19, 2021, 09:38:42 PM
celebrated that leeds goal like it was my beloved irons.

klopp is a jibbering bottlejob with his "FSG are lovely people, gary neville is the real enemy" bollocks, but it's fun to see people put words in his mouth to the point where he would have to actually deny that he doesn't want a superleague, which he is also too much of a pussy to do.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on April 20, 2021, 03:08:46 PM
Super league dead already

Not even Trump could have failed something this quickly
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on April 20, 2021, 03:17:25 PM
drama coming in thick and fast, kind of wanted it to collapse a bit slower tbh and seen what would happen if they stuck to their guns a little bit longer, but glad that everyone is telling the glazers to eat shit :itagaki
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on April 20, 2021, 03:20:45 PM
drama coming in thick and fast, kind of wanted it to collapse a bit slower tbh and seen what would happen if they stuck to their guns a little bit longer, but glad that everyone is telling the glazers to eat shit :itagaki

I was also hoping it would last longer so you euro-turds would wake up to how garbage your euro teams are
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2021, 04:54:37 PM
super league sounded badass tbh  8)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on April 20, 2021, 05:37:47 PM
I too, am kind of disappointed it's fallen apart so quickly. I wanted some of these scumbags to squirm a bit more.

Florentino Perez saying the Super League was created to save football is some of the most ridiculous shit I've heard. It was created to save Real Madrid from being usurped at the head of the table.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on April 20, 2021, 06:22:28 PM
Some of these withdrawal/apology statements are pure  :delicious

When you have me agreeing with Gary fucking Neville, you know you done fucked up...big time!
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on May 11, 2021, 09:49:53 AM
Premier League turned out pretty boring this season at both ends of the table.

La Liga on the other hand...
 :aah :lucas :mouf :takei :checkit :ohyeah :pitbull
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Courage on May 11, 2021, 05:35:12 PM
PSG losing the title to Lille and Juventus staying out of the top 4 would also be satisfying
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on May 11, 2021, 06:56:26 PM
I'd have loved it if Sevilla had managed to pull off a miracle and won La Liga, but that isn't on the cards any more. I guess Atletico will have to do.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Courage on May 22, 2021, 01:57:03 PM
Suarez Atletico legend :clap
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on May 22, 2021, 05:43:20 PM
Gotta be happy for Suarez even though he is a colossal dickhead.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on May 29, 2021, 05:39:14 PM
Good final. Happy for Chelsea.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on May 29, 2021, 05:53:10 PM
Finally euro crap is over so we can focus on AMERICAN SOCCER
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: jorma on May 30, 2021, 02:16:15 AM
Finally euro crap is over so we can focus on AMERICAN SOCCER

He doesn't know  :teehee
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Crash Dummy on May 30, 2021, 08:55:56 AM
i wanted city to win for aguero's sake
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on August 05, 2021, 06:58:34 PM
Messi not going to re-sign at Barca!

Let the transfer fuckery begin!!!!!
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Kurt Russell on August 06, 2021, 06:39:26 AM
Messi not going to re-sign at Barca!

Let the transfer fuckery begin!!!!!

He'll be linked with Cit-eh. They'll use it for leverage to drive down the price of Harry Kane. He'll ultimately end up at Juventus.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on August 06, 2021, 06:59:38 AM
Burnt the bridges with city. Just straight to psg and quickly.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on August 06, 2021, 07:18:54 AM
i wonder if there will be some shenanigans where he signs for a MLS side but joins Barca on loan for a year or something like that :hmm
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on August 06, 2021, 07:30:19 AM
Barca are so fucked that they still need to sell players just to register the new players they signed on free transfers.

We're witnessing the absolute dismantling of Barcelona as a football powerhouse here.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on August 06, 2021, 08:04:46 AM
About time if you ask me.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Kurt Russell on August 06, 2021, 08:41:44 AM
We're witnessing the absolute dismantling of Barcelona as a football powerhouse here.

(https://abload.de/img/wolron1njbi.png)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on August 06, 2021, 04:13:39 PM
About time if you ask me.
I agree. Barca and Madrid have been rorting the system for so long that it's got to parody proportions. Can't wait for Madrid to suffer too now that La Liga is a seriously diminished proposition for sponsors. 
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on August 09, 2021, 08:34:19 AM
inshallah, fuck brøndby


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTEkqzj1NcE



First match in forever without restrictions yesterday. I am ready to get the positive covid test


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGgudh2Bsfg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGBbxkXQmHA
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on August 09, 2021, 11:04:06 PM
Proper football crowd
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on August 13, 2021, 05:26:17 PM
Lol Arsenal.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on May 10, 2022, 06:57:41 AM
Wait, City got GTFO in injury time ?
 :neogaf

Keep on taking the GuardioL
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on May 10, 2022, 06:59:35 AM
Another coach, probably another bust in Paris. Almost like the issue probably lies elsewhere.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on May 15, 2022, 05:16:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/snx7V4b.jpg)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 15, 2022, 05:45:24 PM
:confused
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on May 15, 2022, 05:51:37 PM
I guess he likes Dragonball a lot.
Less awkward than this pic though
https://www.asmonaco.com/joueurs/fiche-technique-aleksandr-golovin-milieu-terrain-as-monaco/ (https://www.asmonaco.com/joueurs/fiche-technique-aleksandr-golovin-milieu-terrain-as-monaco/)
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on May 15, 2022, 07:05:16 PM
Let's hope Liverpool take the Premier League to the final day. I don't care who wins.

Relegation is looking primed for a blockbuster finish. Hope Everton go down just to see that dirty rat faced fuck Richarlison's face.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 22, 2022, 02:12:47 PM
Thank fuck this god awful season is over.

btw what is going around about the Mbappe PSG deal can't be real surely. The money itself is mad, but to PSG's owners its a drop in the bucket, but basically making him and his family director of football is mental if true. (it seems to be mostly stuff from Spain being reported over here, which is probably sour grapes shit knowing how their press operate for whichever team they're for).
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on May 22, 2022, 02:16:58 PM
Merengues are apparently extremely salty about this. But Leonardo being laid off was announced almost simultaneously so...
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on May 22, 2022, 05:38:40 PM
Yeah, even if half the details are true, it's mental.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on June 14, 2022, 03:58:44 PM
Costa Rica is back for another big world cup appearance

 :rejoice
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on June 14, 2022, 04:42:29 PM
Disappointed the Kiwis didn't make it based on the Commonwealth connection, but we still have Canada, Ghana, Cameroon, Wales and Australia to potentially make a laughing stock of England...although Gareth Southgate and the boys seem to be doing that themselves against Hungary right now!
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on July 06, 2022, 06:57:11 PM
https://twitter.com/marca/status/1541181977310756866

Hum ho  :beli
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on July 06, 2022, 08:05:02 PM
Bayern won't let Barca pay isntallments for Lewandowski cost hey don't think they'll be around today them (and I do not blame them) :heh

Barcelona are beyond fucked, they're selling off future revenue so they can buy 150+ million worth of players, while owing Frankie de Jong 17m and I assume owing other players a shit load of money too. :titus
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on July 06, 2022, 09:21:58 PM
They are really betting the whole farm on the Super League getting off the ground, aren't they?
 :umad
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on July 22, 2022, 09:12:57 AM
https://twitter.com/VeneziaFC_EN/status/1550465068281827336
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: jorma on July 22, 2022, 10:00:14 AM
https://twitter.com/VeneziaFC_EN/status/1550465068281827336

https://twitter.com/VeneziaFC_EN/status/1454441853395292167

savage  :lol
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on July 22, 2022, 10:02:27 AM
It's very petty (images that are widely shared are going to be mangled on the Internet) but can't be mad at them repping their photographers.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on July 22, 2022, 03:11:47 PM
Filters are the bane of the modern internet. Every dumb arse thinks they're an art director.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on July 22, 2022, 03:19:24 PM
I wonder if Venezia FC is pulling more revenue from the merch sales than the sports side (then again... The big clubs also make a killing on merch). It's a really smart move they made a few years ago, gotta hand it to them.

Kappa always the classiest kits in the business in my opinion, too. Except maybe spamming the sleeves but heh it's filthy sportswear when all is said and done.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on August 02, 2022, 06:23:42 PM
Season is getting underway quick and fast. Hoping Newcastle have a good start to the season against Forest. If we can get out of the blocks well, them I'm hoping we can finish in the minor European places this season and hopefully have a good run at one of the cups.

I can't see Tuchel lasting at Chelsea. There seems to be some proper turmoil going on there after the buyout.

All Or Nothing Arsenal should be a good fucking laugh particularly due to the start and end of their season.

My predictions:

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Premier League: Liverpool
La Liga: Real Madrid
Serie A: Inter
Champions League: PSG
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Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on August 02, 2022, 06:33:45 PM
My first hope is that our new Dutch overlord gets us playing some entertaining football (signs are encouraging from pre season).
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on August 02, 2022, 08:30:31 PM
My first hope is that our new Dutch overlord gets us playing some entertaining football (signs are encouraging from pre season).
It can't be as dire as the last few seasons
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on August 02, 2022, 08:38:12 PM
But yeah I don't think Tuchel is long for Chelsea, seemingly hands on new American owner and high maintinence German manager isn't an ideal combination. Barcelona signing a couple of their top targets with monopoly money has to sting too.

This mid season world cup is going to fuck with my head so bad when it comes, it doesn't seem real yet tho :thinking
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on August 02, 2022, 09:07:57 PM
The fact that we should be on the come down from a World Cup right now is actually fucking annoying me. Although, it's much easier to get up at some god awful hour to watch a game when it is summer than in the middle of winter. Still can't believe Australia qualified. We are so fucked.

Meanwhile, what the hell is going on at Barcelona?

They can't even register all of these players and they still owe money to current and former players and other clubs. Apparently Bordeaux got relegated to the third tier of French football for having €40 million in debt while Barcelona still owe them €8.9 million. Fucking scumbag club. Can't wait for the whole house of cards to collapse and detestable cunts like Lewandowski to be left in the cold.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on August 02, 2022, 09:20:03 PM
Barca are basically going YOLO, I believe the idea is that if they tighten their belt and live within their means for a while they'll end up like say AC Milan for the better part of the last decade and their ability to get big sponsorship money will decline. I suspect that's a load of bollocks and their actual hope is to keep on going and they think theyll get bailed out/bought out by someone if they're going to go bust (it's easier to get the members to vote for selling to an oil state if the choice is that or no club). Or the Super League becomes a thing again.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on August 02, 2022, 09:25:00 PM
FCG Bordeaux saved their ass in extremis with authorities and will play in Ligue 2 (which is below the elite). They were on the verge of being liquidated as a pro club though. I don't think I saw the fans talking about it mentions the FCB. We talk a lot of transfer fee but they structured financially is a little bit of a mystery, might have been deferred in the initial deal or something ?
Not to whitewash Barcelona.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on August 02, 2022, 09:44:47 PM
They're not bankrupt (yet, Bayern wanted all the Lewandowski fee upfront cos they suspect Barca may not be around to pay it off in 2 years apparently, and theyre not fools over there) and still have a crop of young highly rated players who could be sold for big money if worse comes to worst.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on August 02, 2022, 10:16:17 PM
https://barcauniversal.com/barcelona-still-owe-e126-million-in-transfer-debt-to-19-different-clubs/ (https://barcauniversal.com/barcelona-still-owe-e126-million-in-transfer-debt-to-19-different-clubs/)

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Barcelona have endured an indifferent summer transfer window, to say the least. Despite an ongoing squad overhaul in the works, the club have failed to attract any big-name players so far, in light of the financial crisis.

The approval of the sale of 49% BLM and a quarter of the TV rights has offered a glimmer of hope, with the transaction expected to generate up to €800 million in revenue.

However, according to fresh reports from Aficion Deportivo (h/t Barcacentre), Barcelona’s financial woes has no end in sight, with the club apparently owing more than €126 million in transfer fees to various clubs in Europe.

The growing transfer debts are the byproduct of the lavish spending from the previous board led by Josep Maria Bartomeu.

Among other debts, this includes a figure of €29 million being owed to Liverpool for the transfer of Philippe Coutinho. The Brazilian international had joined Barça for a fortune back in 2018, but the club are yet to pay the full fees.

Barcelona also owe around €9 million to Braga for the transfer of Trincao while a figure of €10 million is owed to Bordeaux for Malcom.

Other news outlets have widely speculated that the Catalans also owe money to Bayern Munich for the transfer of Arturo Vidal. The same can be said for Borussia Dortmund, in the case of Ousmane Dembele.

All the debts combined amount to a figure of more than €126 million, owed to 19 different clubs. It puts Barcelona in a perilous position and could serve as a major roadblock in the club’s bid to steer out of their economic woes.

Barcelona are hopeful the sale of BLM and TV rights can help them cut back on losses and repay the debts. But it could come at the expense of a lack of reinforcements in the summer transfer window, which, in turn, could be a major blow for Xavi Hernandez ahead of the new season.

Add the €17 million they owe Frenkie De Jong in deferred wages which they are asking him to forgo and Barca are nothing more than a criminal organisation.

Shit club run by criminals and the sooner they go bust the better.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Kurt Russell on August 03, 2022, 04:25:00 AM
Barcelona will be fine. They've just raised half a billion selling advance revenue for their domestic TV rights.

Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on August 03, 2022, 05:08:10 AM
...and when that money runs out who are they going to extort to pay the bills?
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: VomKriege on August 03, 2022, 10:28:35 AM
They'd probably be better off accepting a couple of years of bringing young players and playing second fiddle instead of trying to score a big UCL jackpot but they'll probably be fine regardless middle term.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Pissy F Benny on August 03, 2022, 11:23:52 AM
they should have tightened the belt a bit for the next 2 or 3 years instead of selling off a decent % of TV rights. That shit is going to sting hard in a few years if they're back in a decent financial position and it means that they're losing out on £50m a year (number pulled out of my arse) just so they could sign a load of players they couldn't afford in 2022. 

With their young players and a few sensible signings they should've been able to get Champions League pretty easily anyway.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on August 03, 2022, 01:58:32 PM

With their young players and a few sensible signings they should've been able to get Champions League pretty easily anyway.
Exactly, it's La Liga, it's not like there's actual competition for the top 4 anyway.
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Potato on August 18, 2022, 02:10:15 AM
Just wanted to say FUCKING LOL MAN UNITED!!!!
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: james on November 08, 2022, 12:55:35 AM
Dani Alves is going to the World Cup!

Literally spat my drink out
Title: Re: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD - Man City banned from UEFA
Post by: Kurt Russell on November 08, 2022, 05:07:47 AM
Dani Alves is going to the World Cup!

Literally spat my drink out

It makes perfect sense. He'll play the Conor Coady role for the Brazil squad and probably get 20 minutes on the pitch towards the end of the third-place playoff match.