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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2014, 04:11:24 PM

Title: I can't fap to this
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2014, 04:11:24 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/iYBNrPD.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qIRHMEM.png)
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2014, 04:12:13 PM: :noah :noah :noah :noah :noah
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Post by: Squiddy on July 24, 2014, 04:14:42 PM: Stop objectifying avatars then, bo
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 24, 2014, 04:18:07 PM: I'm just shocked Squiddy isn't like, visibly down's or whatever.
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2014, 04:19:02 PM: Quote from: Esch on July 24, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
if only he was black, instead of sand cac (http://i58.tinypic.com/24mhweu.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/7A5DAaA.png)
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Squiddy on July 24, 2014, 04:19:46 PM: Quote from: Esch on July 24, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
if only he was black, instead of sand cac (http://i58.tinypic.com/24mhweu.jpg)

Fuck off, I'm no sand cracker :lol

Shadism, bos
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Your Stalker on July 24, 2014, 04:21:36 PM: Quote from: Squiddy on July 24, 2014, 04:19:46 PM
Quote from: Esch on July 24, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
if only he was black, instead of sand cac (http://i58.tinypic.com/24mhweu.jpg)

Fuck off, I'm no sand cracker :lol

Shadism, bos
What are you then?
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: king of the internet on July 24, 2014, 04:22:45 PM: I'd let him suck my dick just to make him stop talking.
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 24, 2014, 04:24:26 PM: Quote from: king of the internet on July 24, 2014, 04:22:45 PM
I'd let him suck my dick just to make him stop talking.

This is 2014, head is head, even if it's from a sand cac with down's

:jawalrus
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2014, 04:28:09 PM: Hmmm. Maybe Saddam Hussein was on to something when he was oppressing the Kurds. (http://oi58.tinypic.com/24mhweu.jpg)

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*waiting for duinx to like my post* (http://i.imgur.com/UqrwphO.png)
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Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Kara on July 24, 2014, 04:28:36 PM: Quote from: Esch on July 24, 2014, 04:25:15 PM
the kurds are a people of many origins, but i'm going to call them cacs because they produced squiddy

Kurdish is an Indo-European language. :larry

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But by that metric you're a cac too. :heh
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Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2014, 04:33:38 PM: (http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/PICT0152-1-1.jpg)
:rejoice

blacktivity: breathing squiddy's air with my big nose
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Your Stalker on July 24, 2014, 04:35:14 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2014, 04:33:38 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/PICT0152-1-1.jpg)
:rejoice

blacktivity: breathing squiddy's air with my big nose
(http://i.imgur.com/qIRHMEM.png)
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Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Squiddy on July 24, 2014, 04:39:46 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2014, 04:33:38 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/PICT0152-1-1.jpg)
:rejoice

blacktivity: breathing squiddy's air with my big nose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_clMLVlNuI
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2014, 04:41:59 PM: Esch is gonna bring cacs down from the inside out
:lawd
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Squiddy on July 24, 2014, 04:42:17 PM: Quote from: Esch on July 24, 2014, 04:39:51 PM
Indeed I am. But linguistics seems to be inadequate. the kurds draw from aborigines etc.

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There are multiple legends that detail the origins of the Kurds. One details the Kurds as being the descendants of King Solomon’s angelic servants (Djinn). These were sent to Europe to bring him five-hundred beautiful maidens, for the king's harem. However, when these had done so and returned to Israel the king had already passed away. As such, the Djinn settled in the mountains, married the women themselves, and their offspring came to be known as the Kurds.

:shh
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2014, 04:48:48 PM: Quote from: Esch on July 24, 2014, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2014, 04:41:59 PM
Esch is gonna bring cacs down from the inside out
:lawd

Cac demons are the wayward sons of the Indus valley and kurgan steppes :whew

We'll bring them back to the essence :whew

Your pops wasn't no Aryan
He was just another sand nicca
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1357468203_HeGonGetThisWork.gif)
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on July 24, 2014, 04:59:16 PM: Quote from: Karakand on July 24, 2014, 04:28:36 PM
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But by that metric you're a cac too. :heh
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Along with pretty much everyone outside of Central and Eastern Asia and Sub-Saharan Africa.

#cacexcellence :rejoice

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And Native Americans too but fuck them, right? :heh
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Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: StealthFan on July 24, 2014, 05:03:11 PM: Quote from: Esch on July 24, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
if only he was black, instead of sand cac (http://i58.tinypic.com/24mhweu.jpg)

:dead
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Kara on July 24, 2014, 05:08:05 PM: Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on July 24, 2014, 04:59:16 PM
Along with pretty much everyone outside of Central and Eastern Asia and Sub-Saharan Africa.

#cacexcellence :rejoice

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And Native Americans too but fuck them, right? :heh
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The North African languages are Afroasiatic languages. :ufup
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on July 24, 2014, 05:39:14 PM: Quote from: Karakand on July 24, 2014, 05:08:05 PM
Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on July 24, 2014, 04:59:16 PM
Along with pretty much everyone outside of Central and Eastern Asia and Sub-Saharan Africa.

#cacexcellence :rejoice

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And Native Americans too but fuck them, right? :heh
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The North African languages are Afroasiatic languages. :ufup
You can still tell there's crossover, one example being the adoption/assimilation of the Phoenician alphabet by both families. Overall, the Ancient Mediterranean was way too interconnected for there not to be crossover between cultures.

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I'm so ill-equipped to carry out this discussion, my ancient linguistics knowledge is essentially exhausted :-\
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Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Kara on July 24, 2014, 05:54:09 PM: Basque and Korean are language isolates but still use writing systems derived from those used by language(s) of historical powers that were their neighbors. :yeshrug

I do have a sensible chuckle when I hear aceite in Spanish, doe.

e: I guess I'm kind of taking a lark on Hangul, I was taught a theory about its origin as fact in uni linguistics. :stahp
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Squiddy on July 24, 2014, 05:57:53 PM: I love linguistics lessons from Karakand.
Such a fountain of wisdom has never before been seen on this corner of the internet.
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 24, 2014, 06:01:21 PM: Quote from: Esch on July 24, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
if only he was black, instead of sand cac (http://i58.tinypic.com/24mhweu.jpg)

Shieeet for a second I mistook this for my dad and thought "too far, fuckers."
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Kara on July 24, 2014, 06:22:14 PM: Quote from: Squiddy on July 24, 2014, 05:57:53 PM
I love linguistics lessons from Karakand.
Such a fountain of wisdom has never before been seen on this corner of the internet.

I'm not only a dildo with a pulse, but Wikipedia with a pulse. :goty2

The Business certified "Neat" tangential story: Once I partied too hard the night before discussion section in university linguistics 101 and passed out on cheap green sheets I had forgot to wash before putting on my bed. Naturally I drooled in the course of my non compos mentis slumber.

The next morning I woke up late for discussion, threw on some clothes and ran out the door without hitting the showers first, or even checking myself out in the mirror.

This was fairly early in the term / course so our teaching assistant was asking a bunch of fucking noob questions about the material and linguistics in general. When they asked what the linguistic origin of all Romance languages was I raised my hand, was called on, and said, "Vulgar Latin :smug". To which they were like :leon "Good job [looks at seating chart] Karakand."

After discussion I went back to my dorm because I felt like death from partying too hard the night before. Once I got there I went to my bathroom to chug some mouthwash, turned on the light, and was mortified to discover that my face was covered in green dye from the cheap sheets I had forgot to wash before drooling on. No one had said a thing to me on my way to discussion, during discussion, or when I pompously answered a question in discussion.
:goty

And that friends is why you should know linguistics.
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Your Stalker on July 24, 2014, 06:52:54 PM: Quote from: Karakand on July 24, 2014, 06:22:14 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on July 24, 2014, 05:57:53 PM
I love linguistics lessons from Karakand.
Such a fountain of wisdom has never before been seen on this corner of the internet.
I'm not only a dildo with a pulse, but Wikipedia with a pulse. :goty2
Is that so? A friend of a friend of mine wants to know if you fuck black dudes. (http://i.imgur.com/pARf5Km.png)
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Kara on July 24, 2014, 07:32:06 PM: Despite my conspicuous use of singular they, I'm just plain old het-man (:teehee) scum sorry. :tocry
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Post by: Cindi Mayweather on July 24, 2014, 07:38:19 PM: Quote from: The Business on July 24, 2014, 06:28:18 PM
(http://asset-9.soup.io/asset/0452/3709_9209.jpeg)

He's so cool! :uguu
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: toku on July 24, 2014, 07:55:52 PM: I bet it's really hard being your friend sometimes Karkand.
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Kara on July 24, 2014, 08:00:29 PM: MAYBE I'D MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT IF YOU CALLED ME BY MY NAME (OR JUST KARA) INSTEAD OF A BATTLEFIELD MAP :tocry
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: toku on July 24, 2014, 08:08:00 PM: Quote from: Karakand on July 24, 2014, 08:00:29 PM
MAYBE I'D MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT IF YOU CALLED ME BY MY NAME (OR JUST KARA) INSTEAD OF A BATTLEFIELD MAP :tocry

Alright bob, I got it.
Title: Re: I can't fap to this
Post by: Yeti on July 24, 2014, 09:24:01 PM: Quote from: The Business on July 24, 2014, 06:28:18 PM
(http://asset-9.soup.io/asset/0452/3709_9209.jpeg)

Damn, Super Grover really let himself go