http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-disney-princesses-reimagined-caucasian-698This is maybe the best thing they've done to date. I've seen some serious feels caught over this :lawd
http://www.clickhole.com/video/cry-1264(http://i.imgur.com/uEhfzww.png)
jesus
How do you guys like this shit
I expected more of you
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-female-ceos-who-inspire-us-all-be-cogs-capitalis-1242Article from today's msn homepage: http://www.msn.com/en-ca/money/companies/the-10-most-powerful-women-in-business/ss-BB58elg?ocid=iehp I think the clickhole article was published first.
http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-find-a-masculine-halloween-costume-for-your,14378/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus
the video that played after that: http://www.theonion.com/video/popular-childrens-book-author-reveals-the-spooky-t,31937/
:lol
For all the lazy texters out there (you know who you are!), emojis are lifesavers and super fun. And now, with the most recent iPhone update, we got a new cute little face you didn’t even know you needed: an emoji that expresses the overwhelmingly empty feeling of getting older and realizing you’re the adult in the family! All right!
When 21-year-old Adam Harris announced that he was gay to his Alpha Delta Phi brothers at the University of Alabama, he had no idea how they would react. Would they reject him? Would they continue to embrace him in their close community of friendship and trust?
Adam loved his life in the fraternity and didn’t want anything to change, but he understood that if he didn’t want to be treated differently, he needed to prove to his brothers that, despite his sexual orientation, he was still the same loud, cocky asswipe they’d known all along.
“I told them right off the bat that just because I’m a homosexual doesn’t mean I can’t be the same jackass as I was before,” said Adam, who maintains he still wears the same Oakley sunglasses and croakies he wore back when he was still in the closet. “I’m still going to treat those I’m attracted to like disposable sexual objects, I’m still going to leave my empty protein shake cups festering in the sink for weeks on end, and I’m still going to show up to costume parties in blackface.”
“Yes, I’m gay, but that doesn’t mean I won’t pick fights with people who accidentally bump into me at bars or shout belligerently offensive things at strangers on the street,” he continued. “If anything, it’s kind of cool that I have more license than ever to casually throw the word ‘taco’ around in conversation.”
Initially, some of his Alpha Delta Phi brothers were uncomfortable with Adam’s confession. Their concerns, however, were unfounded, as six months after coming out as openly gay, Adam is still committed to being the same incessantly deplorable shitstain he’s always been.
“When he first told everyone that he liked slobbing knob, a few of us—me, Gavin, Tanner, Schwartzy—were worried he might start acting like a pussy, but he’s actually been pretty chill,” said Brody Henley, one of Adam’s fraternity brothers. “It’s like, okay, his number-one slampiece might be a dude, but at least he’s getting some anal, you know?”
From Adam courageously embracing his sexual identity to the tolerant, supportive response from his fraternity brothers, everything about this story is inspiring. Be sure to share this with the gay assholes in your life!
http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/theres-no-use-moving-sliders-jim-shes-gone-2429?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitterlol jesus
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I think this one might actually be a real quote.
I’m not sure I know what you’re asking.
What?
So, one day, I’m out in the middle of the Bering Sea, and I haul my crab trap out of the water, and wouldn’t you know it, there in the cage is celebrated author Philip Roth. ‘I wrote the books!’ he screams at me through the bars of the cage. ‘I wrote the long books and the short books!’ And I scream right back at him, ‘Shut up! Just shut up for once in your goddamn life, Philip Roth!’ And so there’s Philip Roth, dripping wet in my crab trap in the middle of the ocean, shrieking the titles of all his books in reverse chronological order, and there’s me with tears of rage streaming down my face while I scream at him to just be quiet. It was complete mayhem. Eventually I just threw him back into the ocean, where I hope he drowned.
The only things I’ve caught in my crab traps are crabs.
Just crabs.
“But what do you let your kids watch?” you might ask. I’d much rather my kids watch the fuck machine named Big Bird. Big Bird is the towering human bird from PBS who you can tell is just constantly fucking. He’s got that swagger. There are a lot of good lessons children can learn from a major-league pussy-crusher like Big Bird, such as the importance of confidence, courage, and friendship.
Winnie the Pooh, on the other hand, wouldn’t know the first thing about courage. If he were on United Airlines Flight 93, for example, not only would he have not joined the revolt against the terrorists, but he probably would’ve gotten down on his yellow knees and sucked the terrorists’ cocks one by one. “Oh, bother!” he would shrug as the al-Qaeda operatives drilled the back of his throat with their pube-slathered ding-dongs.
URL protip: you can delete everything after the question mark.
:fingerwag
Leave Prole alone, chrono. He's an old man now and he can't do the things anymore that he used to be able to do when he was younger.
Quote“But what do you let your kids watch?” you might ask. I’d much rather my kids watch the fuck machine named Big Bird. Big Bird is the towering human bird from PBS who you can tell is just constantly fucking. He’s got that swagger. There are a lot of good lessons children can learn from a major-league pussy-crusher like Big Bird, such as the importance of confidence, courage, and friendship.
Winnie the Pooh, on the other hand, wouldn’t know the first thing about courage. If he were on United Airlines Flight 93, for example, not only would he have not joined the revolt against the terrorists, but he probably would’ve gotten down on his yellow knees and sucked the terrorists’ cocks one by one. “Oh, bother!” he would shrug as the al-Qaeda operatives drilled the back of his throat with their pube-slathered ding-dongs.
:jawalrus
Progress! This Video Game’s Protagonist Is A Deaf Woman (http://www.clickhole.com/video/progress-video-games-protagonist-deaf-woman-3048)
Holy fucking shit.
:dead
http://www.clickhole.com/video/get-tissues-ready-10-saddest-tv-deaths-all-time-3272 (http://www.clickhole.com/video/get-tissues-ready-10-saddest-tv-deaths-all-time-3272)
http://www.clickhole.com/clean-eating#home"No more lactating pungent broth (females)" :lol
Clickhole is here to save our health.
After issuing repeated warnings about the gaming industry’s kowtowing to feminists by making more and more video games marketed to women—and being roundly criticized for the lengths it went to punish those responsible—it seems Gamergate was right all along
Incredible: This Man Reduced Gun Violence In His Community By 80% By Moving Out p/url]
(http://www.clickhole.com/article/incredible-man-reduced-gun-violence-his-community--3883)
http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youre-worlds-most-successful-pickup-artist-can-you-3880#1,
:phil
http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youre-worlds-most-successful-pickup-artist-can-you-3880#1,
:phil
your mom
https://t.co/heJxyPKJbC (potential :nsfw)
How is this not a Clickhole article?
Above Average is the premier online destination for original comedic videos and written content featuring the industry’s top creators, celebrities, and rising talent
Yeah, that Street Sharks article has to be one of Clickhole's greatest in ages
I’d love for Funyuns to not be included in any offensive memes, and I’d appreciate it if they weren’t referred to as a “snack for cucks.”
Like all new mothers, I want to make sure that my baby is safe and healthy, so when my doctor told me about procedural vaccinations, it seemed like a no-brainer. Later that same day, a much louder person on TV shouted that I should not vaccinate my baby. With all of these opinions of differing volumes, what are parents supposed to do?
http://www.clickhole.com/article/devastating-guy-knows-exactly-how-black-people-sho-4607 (http://www.clickhole.com/article/devastating-guy-knows-exactly-how-black-people-sho-4607)
Possibly the best Clickhole article of the year.
Those who witnessed the encounter say that, during a recent visit to the White House, Trump caught sight of a high-ranking member of the White House kitchen, waved him over, and said, “Come here, let me talk to you a minute,” in a voice that was somehow both cordial and threatening. When the chef got close to Trump, the president-elect shook his hand, pulled him close, and began whispering that once he got sworn in, the chef would be doing nothing but cooking him ham 24/7.
If this is any indication, it’s going to be a long, long next four years.
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Rub-a-dub-dub, P.C. asswipes! God-emperor Trump Benghazi’d the shit out of Crooked Hillary, and now all your bitch-ass snowflake tears are the HEALING SALVE in which I bathe, or my DECREPIT SKIN would likely fall off like a SNOW CONE BEING CHUCKED INTO A WALL.
USA! USA! USA!
http://www.clickhole.com/article/here-are-4-pics-nasty-prez-o-bumper-dipping-his-bu-6058oh my god the captions :dead :dead :dead :dead
http://www.clickhole.com/article/here-are-4-pics-nasty-prez-o-bumper-dipping-his-bu-6058
https://twitter.com/PatriotHole/status/885238954303393794
You are all patriots, right?
:usacry :usacry :usacry
Goku’s fighting style was based off of Whitney Houston’s choreography in the “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” music video
Ouch. Subway’s got to be feeling the hurt with this one! As the absolutely savage commercial continues, Fogle enters a Quiznos restaurant, walks up to the counter, and asks the cashier for “One oven-roasted Italian sandwich, please! And then, sex with a consenting adult”—at which point the convicted felon grabs a sandwich from behind the counter, takes a bite, makes momentary eye contact with a small boy, and then walks around him out the door while laughing to himself and shaking his head.
Boom, baby!
The Sears guard nodded and replied, "Sears":dead
I had this heartfelt and honest explanation of why I’m not afraid of dying, and he just nods with that stupid open-mouthed grin and says ‘cool, Uncle Walt.’
All you members of the resistance can take heart, because a major bombshell just came to light that is sure to mean the end for our least-favorite treasonous Cheeto in chief. It’s only a matter of time: President Dump is going to LOSE it when he sees this photo of a super-creepy abandoned hospital.:dead
Yep, the pieces are starting to fall. Drumpf is going to absolutely flip when he sees this hair-raising pic!
Small-Hands Donald is going to feel his crooked walls start crumbling around him once he starts thinking about how freaky it would be to get locked in this creepy abandoned hospital overnight all by his little, orange self with nothing but a flashlight. One look at this super-eerie pic and guaranteed, President Tiny Hands’ little sausage fingers will be running to Twitter to cry about all the vengeful ghosts of old patients that are probably haunting this place.
Rest easy folks—we got him. The traitorous buffoon currently occupying the Oval Office will be out the door soon enough!
This pic is officially the beginning of the end for old Drumpfy Boy. His fragile little ego will never recover after imagining what terrors would await his spotted, pink ass if he ever found himself in an abandoned hospital that looked this scary. He’s going to be running around the White House screaming at his lawyers, demanding this creepy photo be taken off the internet so his bloated, orange body can sleep at night without nightmares of eyeless nurses chasing him down this demented hospital’s hallways.
So much yes!
I like the Onion. I like PatriotHole.
This is not funny.
The things that are happening are incredibly serious. And irony/jokes/insincerity are tools that have been abused to open the floodgates to the peril that the United States and globe finds itself in, but hey, 'just jokes, bro!' and 'lighten up, will ya!'
The reality is that he’s capitalizing on the work of President Obama, who laid the foundation for ignoring the slaughter of innocent Palestinian men, women, and children to back Israeli interests. Without the diligent efforts of POTUS 44, Israel would never have seen a $38 billion military aid package, and this current Republican administration wouldn’t have this to co-opt as its own achievement like it did Obama-era unemployment rates.omg
Obama-era unemployment rates
We already knew Russia was pure evil after it helped the Colluder-In-Chief (Commander-In-Cheeto) (Mr. Peanut) (Drumpf) steal the election from HRC even though SHE wanted to be president. But thanks to the heroic actions of ex-Russian whistleblower Yakov Smirnoff, who is bravely risking his life to get the word out about the horrors of daily life in Russia, we now have an even better understanding of just how rotten Putin’s evil empire really is, and it’s absolutely bone-chilling.
Members of the Resistance, this is an urgent message you must share with everyone you know: Keep Resistance hero Yakov Smirnoff safe AT ALL COSTS so he can continue his noble and vital work of exposing the sinister secrets of life in Soviet Russia!
Since escaping Russia and defecting to the U.S., Smirnoff has put his life on the line as a heroic whistleblower, speaking night after night to audiences all across America to spread the word about how in America you watch Big Brother, but in Soviet Russia Big Brother watches you. Even though he knows full well that speaking out puts a target on his back, Smirnoff has refused to remain silent on how in America you assassinate presidents, but in Soviet Russia, presidents assassinate you. The heroism of this brave ex-Russian whistleblower knows no bounds.
Just think of how mad Trump’s BFF Putin must have gotten when he found out that Smirnoff had bravely exposed the terrifying truth about how in America you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia the party can always find you. This is why Yakov Smirnoff is exactly the kind of fearless leader the Resistance—and the country!—needs to fight against the Russian scourge coming to destroy our country, and we must do whatever we can to protect him from Kremlin thugs!
Smirnoff’s first-hand account of the backwards barbarities of Russian life is made all the more bone-chilling by how relevant it is to our crumbling democracy. Just think: If we don’t heed Smirnoff’s urgent warning, we may find ourselves living in a world where we don’t mash potato, potato mashes us.
Mr. Smirnoff, you’ve saved America. Now it’s time for America to save you. #Resist!
Find common ground by recognizing that some kids are huge assholes.
Remind yourself that you’re just two people having a cocktail at the same D.C. party and that politics is a game to you.
Avoid painting with a broad brush. Not everyone in favor of zero-tolerance immigration wants to see children in cages—it’s more likely that they just don’t care.
ATTENTION ALL RESISTANCE MEMBERS: With Justice Anthony Kennedy’s retirement looming, we now face the very real threat of Roe v. Wade being overturned by a conservative Supreme Court full of Trump nominees. The court will soon have the potential to completely demolish women’s rights, LGBTQ rights, and civil rights, so as members of the #Resistance, the way forward is clear, and there is not a moment to lose: We must all get on Twitter and yell at Jill Stein for running as an independent in the 2016 election.
Equality in this country is under attack, and it’s imperative that we fight back by berating Jill Stein and those who supported her in 2016.
Make no mistake, the conservative justice that President Trump nominates to replace Justice Kennedy will put the rights and liberties of so many Americans at stake, and it is absolutely essential that you announce your contempt for Jill Stein’s campaign in whatever way you’re able. You can take to social media and sarcastically ask individual Stein supporters if they “still think their ‘protest vote’ was worth it.” You can have conversations with friends and acquaintances who you suspect might have voted for Jill Stein and incessantly deride them in person.
No matter how you choose to denigrate Jill Stein at this pivotal moment in our nation’s history is a heroic step toward saving Roe v. Wade and building a brighter future for America.
Members of the Resistance, years from now your grandchildren will ask you what you did to rage at Jill Stein supporters online two years after her presidential run. When that moment comes, what will you tell them? Will you be able to look them in the eye and tell them that in a moment of crisis in American history you leaped into action and wrote a Twitter thread blaming Jill Stein for taking votes away from Hillary Clinton in 2016, or will you be forced to admit that you were a coward who didn’t even fave a single post claiming people who voted for Jill Stein essentially voted for Donald Trump?
The choice is yours, Resistance members, but we urge you to choose wisely. The very fate of our republic is at stake. We all need to yell at Jill Stein about the 2016 election now—right now—before it’s too late.
Calling All Resistance Members! Roe V. Wade Is In DANGER! We Need YOU To Yell At JILL STEIN About The 2016 Election! (https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/calling-all-resistance-members-roe-v-wade-is-in-dange-1827213172)QuoteATTENTION ALL RESISTANCE MEMBERS: With Justice Anthony Kennedy’s retirement looming, we now face the very real threat of Roe v. Wade being overturned by a conservative Supreme Court full of Trump nominees. The court will soon have the potential to completely demolish women’s rights, LGBTQ rights, and civil rights, so as members of the #Resistance, the way forward is clear, and there is not a moment to lose: We must all get on Twitter and yell at Jill Stein for running as an independent in the 2016 election.
Equality in this country is under attack, and it’s imperative that we fight back by berating Jill Stein and those who supported her in 2016.
Make no mistake, the conservative justice that President Trump nominates to replace Justice Kennedy will put the rights and liberties of so many Americans at stake, and it is absolutely essential that you announce your contempt for Jill Stein’s campaign in whatever way you’re able. You can take to social media and sarcastically ask individual Stein supporters if they “still think their ‘protest vote’ was worth it.” You can have conversations with friends and acquaintances who you suspect might have voted for Jill Stein and incessantly deride them in person.
No matter how you choose to denigrate Jill Stein at this pivotal moment in our nation’s history is a heroic step toward saving Roe v. Wade and building a brighter future for America.
Members of the Resistance, years from now your grandchildren will ask you what you did to rage at Jill Stein supporters online two years after her presidential run. When that moment comes, what will you tell them? Will you be able to look them in the eye and tell them that in a moment of crisis in American history you leaped into action and wrote a Twitter thread blaming Jill Stein for taking votes away from Hillary Clinton in 2016, or will you be forced to admit that you were a coward who didn’t even fave a single post claiming people who voted for Jill Stein essentially voted for Donald Trump?
The choice is yours, Resistance members, but we urge you to choose wisely. The very fate of our republic is at stake. We all need to yell at Jill Stein about the 2016 election now—right now—before it’s too late.
“As a feminist, it is important to me to acknowledge sex as a reality,” Rowling explained. “Your born sex and body is absolutely the metric by which you should be judged as a person. You can’t just change some important part of your backstory years after the fact. That would be ridiculous.”
10. “In Thailand, we have ALFs everywhere and it is common to run them over with a lawnmower and then sell their pelts to a moccasin factory.”
Great, but that doesn’t answer the question. How is it so damn hard to get a straightforward answer out of these guys? Jesus Christ.