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Title: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 14, 2014, 06:37:35 PM
Well, are you?
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 14, 2014, 06:38:56 PM
I'll go first. Wife is "tired and wants to cuddle"

:fbm
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: nudemacusers on November 14, 2014, 06:38:58 PM
what do I enter if I got laid this morning?
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 14, 2014, 06:39:33 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 14, 2014, 06:38:58 PM
what do I enter if I got laid this morning?

Enter yes
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 14, 2014, 06:41:32 PM
Yes, wife is fired up about my new haircut and we're having a house party tonight for my brother's bday.
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: nudemacusers on November 14, 2014, 06:42:41 PM
Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on November 14, 2014, 06:41:32 PM
Yes, wife is fired up about my new haircut and we're having a house party tonight for my brother's bday.
pics of haircut? :uguu







I need some sex inspiration :noah
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 14, 2014, 06:46:49 PM
Nope

:fbm
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 14, 2014, 06:47:07 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd58/bizarrosgr/55EEFF9E-6D34-4E84-B42F-5AD509E9E12D.jpg) ignore the shlubby work attire, she's into dat big hair
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Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: nudemacusers on November 14, 2014, 06:48:51 PM
Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on November 14, 2014, 06:47:07 PM
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(http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd58/bizarrosgr/55EEFF9E-6D34-4E84-B42F-5AD509E9E12D.jpg) ignore the shlubby work attire, she's into dat big hair
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dump the fleece for embroidered vests and suede pants :lawd
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 14, 2014, 06:49:11 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 14, 2014, 06:38:58 PM
what do I enter if I got laid this morning?

Amended poll based on this intelligent question
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 14, 2014, 06:50:49 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 14, 2014, 06:48:51 PM
Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on November 14, 2014, 06:47:07 PM
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(http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd58/bizarrosgr/55EEFF9E-6D34-4E84-B42F-5AD509E9E12D.jpg) ignore the shlubby work attire, she's into dat big hair
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dump the fleece for embroidered vests and suede pants :lawd

It'll be a colorful sweater :uguu

Bands goin pretty well, we just got a tiny stone henge made up
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Steve Contra on November 14, 2014, 06:51:21 PM
Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on November 14, 2014, 06:47:07 PM
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(http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd58/bizarrosgr/55EEFF9E-6D34-4E84-B42F-5AD509E9E12D.jpg) ignore the shlubby work attire, she's into dat big hair
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If I don't get laid at least I have something to tug to :whew
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 14, 2014, 06:53:34 PM
Update: Youngest child just called wife a "hag" for removing video game use for a week for a detention (late for class)....no sex for at least a week now...

Kids

:tocry
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 14, 2014, 06:58:00 PM
Or trim it slightly and then spend your days riding around in a mystery van with a great dane.
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Post by: nudemacusers on November 14, 2014, 07:00:15 PM
I'm gonna need some clarification on the word compliant. I mean she didn't resist 100%.
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 14, 2014, 07:03:20 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 06:58:00 PM
Or trim it slightly and then spend your days riding around in a mystery van with a great dane.

Zoinks! Get high, eat a lot, travel... Guy had it figured out
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2014, 07:04:37 PM
I went to the dollar store to get some snacks. Gonna read some nerd books, play vidya, and enjoy being warm.
:rejoice
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 14, 2014, 07:08:51 PM
By nerd book do you mean Harry Potter, PD?
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 14, 2014, 07:09:14 PM
 8)
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2014, 07:12:46 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 07:08:51 PM
By nerd book do you mean Harry Potter, PD?

I bought the World Of Ice and Fire book last night. Also picked up Declare by Tim Powers.
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 14, 2014, 07:13:28 PM
I have a Harry Potter question, PD?
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Post by: team filler on November 14, 2014, 07:14:45 PM
 :shaq
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Mupepe on November 14, 2014, 07:17:52 PM
Yes.  It's gonna be romantic
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2014, 07:21:02 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 07:13:28 PM
I have a Harry Potter question, PD?

what is it
:fbm
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 14, 2014, 07:24:07 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2014, 07:21:02 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 07:13:28 PM
I have a Harry Potter question, PD?

what is it
:fbm

Why can't I find a rule 34 where Harry and Ron are finger cuffing Hermione under the cloak of invisibility while Snape looks at them suspiciously like he sees something but he really doesn't since they are cloaked - you know what I mean PD? 
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 14, 2014, 07:26:42 PM
Also to answer the question: not getting laid tonight.
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: chronovore on November 14, 2014, 07:28:17 PM
Wife's on a different landmass; I'm a member of the "Sex for One Club."

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2014, 07:12:46 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 07:08:51 PM
By nerd book do you mean Harry Potter, PD?

I bought the World Of Ice and Fire book last night. Also picked up Declare by Tim Powers.
I just got Dinner at Deviant's Palace, first edition paperback, during a brief visit to Pike's Place Market.
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 14, 2014, 07:30:36 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 14, 2014, 07:17:52 PM
Yes.  It's gonna be romantic

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(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100225221513/itsalwayssunny/images/e/eb/Dennisbang.PNG)
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Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2014, 07:33:44 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 07:24:07 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2014, 07:21:02 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 07:13:28 PM
I have a Harry Potter question, PD?

what is it
:fbm

Why can't I find a rule 34 where Harry and Ron are finger cuffing Hermione under the cloak of invisibility while Snape looks at them suspiciously like he sees something but he really doesn't since they are cloaked - you know what I mean PD?

(http://i.imgur.com/95bbQo3.gif)
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 14, 2014, 07:37:42 PM
The actual answer is because the three of them can't fit completely under the cloak.  Snape would have seen their feet, if not more.  You have been tested and have failed.   
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Supermanisdead on November 14, 2014, 07:42:34 PM
im going to watch downton abbey and eat reese's cups so its basically the same thing
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2014, 07:51:05 PM
more importantly, are you eating ass tonight?  :gurl
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Huff on November 14, 2014, 08:03:05 PM
If i get drunk enough ill end up with the chubber ive been banging. really trying to avoid that tho
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 14, 2014, 08:05:08 PM
Quote from: filler on November 14, 2014, 07:51:05 PM
more importantly, are you eating ass tonight?  :gurl

tis better to receive than give

:phil
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Post by: Cheddahz on November 14, 2014, 08:06:38 PM
nah
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Post by: Himu on November 14, 2014, 08:30:59 PM
Maybe.
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: drew on November 14, 2014, 08:46:02 PM
Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on November 14, 2014, 06:47:07 PM
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(http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd58/bizarrosgr/55EEFF9E-6D34-4E84-B42F-5AD509E9E12D.jpg) ignore the shlubby work attire, she's into dat big hair
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHpEzk0u6v0

opened this right when this song came on :rock
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2014, 08:51:08 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on November 14, 2014, 08:30:59 PM
Maybe.

(http://i.imgur.com/pKvr2pq.gif)
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Himu on November 14, 2014, 09:21:45 PM
What kind of reaction is that? :lol
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Post by: tiesto on November 14, 2014, 11:38:48 PM
No, g/f has been sick all week  :-\
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2014, 11:42:23 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on November 14, 2014, 09:21:45 PM
What kind of reaction is that? :lol

just happy to see people winning out chea
:leon
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2014, 01:59:28 AM
Switch my vote to yes.

(http://i.imgur.com/QMxdHJ5.gif)
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 15, 2014, 02:03:28 AM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 14, 2014, 06:46:49 PM
Nope

:fbm

THIS GUY IS A SEER, I TELL YOU
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Huff on November 15, 2014, 02:19:51 AM
Managed to get hammered and still avoid sex. Got a "I don't like to be ignored" text. Lolololol

Fuck off bitch I'm watching the last waltz
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Post by: nachobro on November 15, 2014, 02:22:31 AM
change mine to no  :gloomy
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 15, 2014, 02:56:49 AM
nope, but we're getting there.
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 15, 2014, 03:28:49 AM
Wife is getting too drunk, fear my vote may change too :fbm
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 15, 2014, 07:32:32 AM
Man I went in for some action last night. I was cuddling my wife and did the whole hand to the ass method...talking mad shit and it went like this:

"Damn girl let's do this" :shaq

"I'm tired stop that grabbing shit  :gurl

" Why you gotta be so cold?"  :noah

"Cause I'm tired and my head hurts go to sleep"  :brazilcry

"Fine baby I'll just sit here and suffer"  :goty

"Mmmhhhhmmmm"  :goty2


Get married and have kids Brehs  :beli

Days on the No side: 1

Poll reset for next day
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 15, 2014, 07:38:52 AM
Wife left to meet her cousin. I fly out in a little while.....Hit
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Post by: Mupepe on November 15, 2014, 09:55:38 AM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 15, 2014, 07:38:52 AM
Wife left to meet her cousin. I fly out in a little while.....Hit
Cousin threesomes are right up the bore's alley.  details plz
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Post by: team filler on November 15, 2014, 10:27:17 AM
didn't happen last night on some bullshit.  :goty2

bout to get it in this morning doe  :smug
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Post by: Cheddahz on November 15, 2014, 10:50:13 AM
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 :goty :goty
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2014, 11:13:06 AM
Poor wife is still sick.
That means no sexy times
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 15, 2014, 11:32:54 AM
Tonight I have a date, so it's actually a "maybe"
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: team filler on November 15, 2014, 04:30:45 PM
Quote from: Huff on November 15, 2014, 02:19:51 AM
Managed to get hammered and still avoid sex. Got a "I don't like to be ignored" text. Lolololol

Fuck off bitch I'm watching the last waltz

telling broads "no thanks" is almost worth not having sex. love the reactions

"really, I tell you I want you to come and destroy my box and you'd rather stay home getting drunk and talk to your internet friends"

"yeah"  :heh
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Post by: Himu on November 15, 2014, 10:00:28 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: team filler on November 15, 2014, 11:03:52 PM
nothing going tonight
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Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2014, 11:47:05 PM
Me irl

(http://i.imgur.com/tfM2RoA.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 16, 2014, 12:15:47 AM
NOPE

Made out a bit, gonna go out again with her next week though
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Post by: nudemacusers on November 16, 2014, 12:17:46 AM
it's up in the air right now brehs. :tocry
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Post by: team filler on November 16, 2014, 02:54:10 PM
all three holes  :rejoice

pulled out after nutting and had shit around the head, godbless condoms  :jawalrus
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2014, 03:02:40 PM
 :oreilly :picard
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2014, 03:10:25 PM
took me about 5 seconds to get to the bathroom, grab some tp, take off the condom and flush. well worth it, breh. she's the type that likes it back there too.  :noah
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2014, 03:40:56 PM
where do you meet these lost women, filler
:fbm
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2014, 03:44:35 PM
This morning I had sex and made someone pancakes. :heartbeat
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2014, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2014, 03:40:56 PM
where do you meet these lost women, filler
:fbm

before the army, I was getting laid a lot less. for whatever reason the military just attracts foul women and they make it really easy. I wouldn't suggest enlisting at all doe, shit really isn't worth it. I just got voluntold to do some stupid shit and I'm gonna hate life even more than usual for the next 27 days. I'm not really happy at all with my life. kind of wish I could just find one decent girl that likes to fuck a lot.
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Post by: team filler on November 16, 2014, 05:04:56 PM
Quote from: Esch on November 16, 2014, 03:42:37 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2014, 03:40:56 PM
where do you meet these lost women, filler
:fbm

http://www.backpage.com

I've used backpage before, but not out here, shit's more like strugglepage outchea http://columbusga.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 16, 2014, 06:00:10 PM
"voluntold" :lol

I'm stealing the fuck out of that
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Post by: Boogie on November 16, 2014, 08:17:48 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on November 16, 2014, 06:00:10 PM
"voluntold" :lol

I'm stealing the fuck out of that

"Voluntold" is a frequently used term in police/military life. 

Overnight duties guarding hotel rooms of visiting foreign VIP dignitaries.  :'(
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2014, 08:28:45 PM
yeah, the army comes up with these stupid events that they expect people to volunteer for. then nobody does because it's something shitty, so they end up having to force soldiers into things that are supposed to be volunteer only. it's usually some high ranking asshole who comes up with the idea for some event and then the people under him being afraid to just say nobody wants to do this crap. so they make us lower enlisted do it and act like we all volunteered.
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: nudemacusers on November 16, 2019, 03:51:24 PM
is $80 usd a good price in the Middle East?
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Post by: shosta on November 16, 2019, 03:53:21 PM
My dad said he used to get $20 blowies in Bahrain. This was 15 years ago though
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 16, 2019, 03:54:19 PM
That sounds like boast.  Better ask your mom for the real price. 
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: nudemacusers on November 16, 2019, 03:54:54 PM
Well $80 was for an hour, $255 for a night. Pretty good hourly discount tbh.
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2019, 04:07:31 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 16, 2019, 03:51:24 PM
is $80 usd a good price in the Middle East?
including anal? don't let these whores upsell you on shit that should come standard  ;)
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Post by: nudemacusers on November 18, 2019, 11:41:09 AM
Is that allowed in the Hadith?
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 18, 2019, 09:03:12 PM
 :esports
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Post by: bluemax on November 18, 2019, 11:16:14 PM
Quote from: filler on November 16, 2014, 08:28:45 PM
yeah, the army comes up with these stupid events that they expect people to volunteer for. then nobody does because it's something shitty, so they end up having to force soldiers into things that are supposed to be volunteer only. it's usually some high ranking asshole who comes up with the idea for some event and then the people under him being afraid to just say nobody wants to do this crap. so they make us lower enlisted do it and act like we all volunteered.

My dad imparted upon me the term "mandatory fun" from his military days.
Title: Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
Post by: Momo on November 19, 2019, 06:35:35 AM
probably not, it's a weekday and everyone works, but you never know then the phone rings