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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Kara on April 18, 2015, 08:52:15 PM

Title: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on April 18, 2015, 08:52:15 PM
The Allied reporting name for an Imperial Japanese plane specifically designed to carry out suicide (kamikaze) attacks was "Baka". :expert

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yokosuka_MXY7_Ohka
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: helios on April 18, 2015, 08:54:00 PM
 :uguu
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 18, 2015, 09:51:24 PM
using the ash omg Kara slay :noah
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 18, 2015, 10:00:01 PM
It was from a superior culture they didn't understand. :noah
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on April 20, 2015, 06:56:12 AM
The reigning IRL champion is named Will Power. (http://i.imgur.com/8mQRk4I.png)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Power
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on April 26, 2015, 07:22:32 PM
Winner Anacona has but a solitary professional victory. :Creepy Stalker

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winner_Anacona
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: chronovore on April 26, 2015, 08:16:57 PM
The reigning IRL champion is named Will Power. (http://i.imgur.com/8mQRk4I.png)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Power

I’m so disturbed by that dude’s mustaches.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2015, 08:18:51 PM
At first I thought his name was Winner Anaconda, that would have been amazing.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 26, 2015, 08:22:41 PM
I've never understood how names can be wrong by mistake -- you can correct them  :dizzy
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on April 26, 2015, 08:31:31 PM
The reigning IRL champion is named Will Power. (http://i.imgur.com/8mQRk4I.png)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Power

I’m so disturbed by that dude’s mustaches.

Don't discount what happens when commentators have to talk about him. When I watched the Long Beach Grand Prix (iirc) someone said something like, "Does Will Power have what it takes?" and it came off as more of a philosophical question about the enduring spirit of life than a question about a person. :foxx
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: chronovore on July 29, 2015, 09:47:23 PM
(http://s15.postimg.org/skuauphjv/Scary_Movie_3_Extended_Cut.jpg)
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on July 29, 2015, 09:51:37 PM
The IWW's branch for those employed in the sex trade is branch number 690.

http://www.iww.org/unions/dept600/iu690

One big union indeed. :hitler
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: chronovore on August 06, 2015, 06:54:16 PM
I had a word question for Kara, but have forgotten it. It was something about difference of usage between two seemingly identical terms.

This is going to bother me all day.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Rufus on August 06, 2015, 07:05:31 PM
(http://s15.postimg.org/skuauphjv/Scary_Movie_3_Extended_Cut.jpg)
Scroll this image up and down, it's trippy. Might not work if you have it set up to go a whole screen or something.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: E-DuB on August 07, 2015, 12:37:18 AM
The reigning IRL champion is named Will Power. (http://i.imgur.com/8mQRk4I.png)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Power

I’m so disturbed by that dude’s mustaches.

And yet, we continue to stare.......
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2015, 11:39:07 PM
The streets have spoken, only consonants are true + real. Vowels annihilated.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trill_consonant
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on August 27, 2015, 03:14:18 AM
Wish you were a member of the employing class? Don't own any means of production? Don't let that stop you, Switzerland's Bourgeois Party has got you covered. Join today. :swiss

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservative_Democratic_Party_of_Switzerland
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: benjipwns on August 27, 2015, 04:08:27 AM
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Soon after Widmer-Schlumpf's election, the SVP excluded both her and the SVP's other Federal Councillor, Samuel Schmid, from the party group. Schmid, like Widmer-Schlumpf, was a member of the SVP's moderate wing, and the SVP's dominant national wing reckoned them both as traitors. Some SVP members demanded that Widmer-Schlumpf and Schmid be thrown out of the party altogether. However, Swiss parties are legally federations of cantonal parties, and the SVP could not expel them directly. For them to have been expelled, the party's Graubünden and Bern sections, to which Widmer-Schlumpf and Schmid belong respectively, would have had to expel them.

On 2 April 2008 the national SVP leadership called upon Widmer-Schlumpf to resign from the Federal Council at once and to leave the party. When Widmer-Schlumpf declined to do so, the national SVP demanded that that the Graubünden branch expel her. The Graubünden section stood by Widener-Schlumpf, and was expelled from the national SVP on June 1.

gasp such drama

also lol at the two party members they hate being the ones elected to the Federal Council; totally sweet dickbag move by the other parties.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on August 28, 2015, 11:02:30 PM
A pre-ban brand of absinthe was called “La Même" which means (amongst other things I believe) “the same” in French.

It allowed for a good hustle, to wit:

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Waiter! another absinthe!
«La Même?»
Yes, the same!
*waiter serves a glass of La Même even though the patron was drinking something else*

(http://i.imgur.com/BNiSVmY.jpg)

Lends new meaning to "dank meme" imo.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: team filler on August 28, 2015, 11:32:24 PM
ah! mamma mia!
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: suppadoopa on August 29, 2015, 03:24:49 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yokosuka_MXY7_Ohka

Tennoheika Banzai  :japancry
(http://i.imgur.com/zxyGOAg.jpg)
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on November 08, 2015, 10:00:51 PM
Guantanamo's baseball team (yes, that Guantanamo) plays in a stadium named for a Vietnamese chap who tried to assassinate Robert McNamara.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nguyen_Van_Troi_Stadium
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 08, 2015, 10:10:08 PM
If he'd succeeded, he'd probably get a stadium that seats more than 14,000.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on November 12, 2015, 08:16:16 PM
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Beavers can recognize their kin by detecting differences in anal gland secretion composition using their keen sense of smell.

I've heard of brown nosing but this is ridiculous.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 12, 2015, 08:44:43 PM
A pre-ban brand of absinthe was called “La Même" which means (amongst other things I believe) “the same” in French.

It allowed for a good hustle, to wit:

Quote
Waiter! another absinthe!
«La Même?»
Yes, the same!
*waiter serves a glass of La Même even though the patron was drinking something else*

(http://i.imgur.com/BNiSVmY.jpg)

Lends new meaning to "dank meme" imo.

same
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 12, 2015, 11:07:22 PM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harris%27s_List_of_Covent_Garden_Ladies

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The charms of a Mrs Dodd, who lived at number six Hind Court in Fleet Street, were listed in 1788 as "reared on two pillars of monumental alabaster", continuing: "the symmetry of its parts, its borders enriched with wavering tendrils, its ruby portals, and the tufted grove, that crowns the summit of the mount, all join to invite the guest to enter."

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Miss Clicamp, of number two York Street near Middlesex Hospital, is described as "one of the finest, fattest figures as fully finished for fun and frolick as fertile fancy ever formed ... fortunate for the true lovers of fat, should fate throw them into the possession of such full grown beauties."

Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Rufus on November 12, 2015, 11:53:42 PM
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Some listings also imply a degree of dissatisfaction on the part of the customer; in the 1773 edition, Miss Dean exhibited "great indifference" while entertaining her client, busying herself by cracking nuts while he was "acting his joys".
:heh
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 30, 2015, 08:54:02 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_life

I like that this is a page.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on November 30, 2018, 02:03:43 AM
You can get to to Adolf Hitler in one click from the article about avunculate marriage. (His dad was his mom's uncle.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avunculate_marriage

BTW just shocked that proto-lolbertarian Voltaire shacked up with his niece. :cac
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 30, 2018, 04:14:37 AM
After they were married, Klara still called her husband "uncle"

 :dsp
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: BisMarckie on November 30, 2018, 01:20:18 PM
 Either use the genitive which would be "karakandi(s)" or the proper adjective 'karakandia'. :wag

Where does that diphtong come from? :bolo
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Rufus on November 30, 2018, 01:50:37 PM
Reference to this:
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on November 30, 2018, 01:55:37 PM
Either use the genitive which would be "karakandi(s)" or the proper adjective 'karakandia'. :wag

Where does that diphtong come from? :bolo

shut up, nerd
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: BisMarckie on November 30, 2018, 02:26:56 PM
You can get to to Adolf Hitler in one click from the article about avunculate marriage. (His dad was his mom's uncle.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avunculate_marriage

BTW just shocked that proto-lolbertarian Voltaire shacked up with his niece. :cac

I think if Hitler was named Adolf Schicklgruber, his political career wouldn't have taken off.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: brawndolicious on December 01, 2018, 12:27:52 PM
You can get to to Adolf Hitler in one click from the article about avunculate marriage. (His dad was his mom's uncle.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avunculate_marriage

BTW just shocked that proto-lolbertarian Voltaire shacked up with his niece. :cac

I think if Hitler was named Adolf Schicklgruber, his political career wouldn't have taken off.

Nah, Trump has a very easy name to make fun of. And in that world, we could have a Die Hard where the main villain is Hans Hitler, rolls off the tongue.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: shosta on December 04, 2018, 08:23:25 PM
Either use the genitive which would be "karakandi(s)" or the proper adjective 'karakandia'. :wag

Where does that diphtong come from? :bolo
this post got me thinking what karakand's latin name would be. i looked up the names that end in -and to get an idea but it turns out Roland, Bertrand, etc. are all German originating words, not Romance. but! kara -> cara comes from carus, which also happens to be the name of a Roman emperor. so there you go.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: BisMarckie on December 04, 2018, 08:48:54 PM
this post got me thinking what karakand's latin name would be. i looked up the names that end in -and to get an idea but it turns out Roland, Bertrand, etc. are all German originating words, not Romance. but! kara -> cara comes from carus, which also happens to be the name of a Roman emperor. so there you go.

shut up, nerd.
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Crash Dummy on December 05, 2018, 03:01:44 AM
Either use the genitive which would be "karakandi(s)" or the proper adjective 'karakandia'. :wag

Where does that diphtong come from? :bolo
this post got me thinking what karakand's latin name would be. i looked up the names that end in -and to get an idea but it turns out Roland, Bertrand, etc. are all German originating words, not Romance. but! kara -> cara comes from carus, which also happens to be the name of a Roman emperor. so there you go.
what about using faux-latin from warhammer 40k?
Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: Kara on August 05, 2020, 08:25:38 PM
Valhalla, New York's claim to fame is that it's a place where a few thousand people reside, but many, many, many more dead people are buried. :doggy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valhalla,_New_York

spoiler (click to show/hide)
A substantial Jewish cemetery in a place whose name came from Wagner. :donot
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Title: Re: Encyclopædia Karakændia
Post by: EchoRin on August 06, 2020, 02:02:06 AM
This inspired me to see if the cesspool Encyclopedia Dramatica is still up and running.

It is. Thought they had some troubles in the past (don't remember if it was financial or legal).

https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Main_Page

Obviously  :nsfw, but I think any Bore poster is familiar with what they are getting themselves into