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Title: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 19, 2015, 12:51:07 PM
Stop shitting up other threads with your crazy.
:bolo
Title: Final Fantasy MMXV
Post by: Narolf on April 19, 2015, 12:55:52 PM
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/dc72bdeda6adb27a3aab6920522d1961/tumblr_mpcrwaneMC1qd5d8vo1_500.png)
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Post by: Narolf on April 19, 2015, 01:17:00 PM
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Post by: Tasty on April 19, 2015, 01:19:29 PM
demi/Joe can you set it up so Creepy Stalker can only post in this thread for two weeks plz?
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Post by: Narolf on April 19, 2015, 01:20:18 PM
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Post by: Positive Touch on April 19, 2015, 01:23:14 PM
hi guys I'm a shut-in here let me tell you about a forum conversation I had with absolutely no context at all and now I'll compare it to an event in a recent final fantasy aren't I clever and unique
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 19, 2015, 01:23:42 PM
 :gladbron
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Post by: Narolf on April 19, 2015, 01:28:47 PM
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 19, 2015, 01:30:43 PM
i wholly approve of gross reality breaks. CONTINUE.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2015, 01:31:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBL8Zyp7n4I
:lawd
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 19, 2015, 01:31:50 PM
that said, please digress into the vulgar. i'm tired of references to juvenile fantasy games.
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Post by: Narolf on April 19, 2015, 01:32:57 PM
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 19, 2015, 01:47:58 PM
 :expert
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Post by: Narolf on April 19, 2015, 02:34:16 PM
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Post by: Positive Touch on April 19, 2015, 02:38:31 PM
what final fantasies have you played and what order would you rank them
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 19, 2015, 02:38:51 PM
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Not going to give anyone the actual reason behind my ban by respect for Kagari & Rinoa

:gurl the bold is obviously not true so just spill it
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Post by: Narolf on April 19, 2015, 02:51:14 PM
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 19, 2015, 02:55:27 PM
give the reason :bolo
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Post by: eleuin on April 19, 2015, 02:55:51 PM
 :beli
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Post by: Narolf on April 19, 2015, 02:59:05 PM
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Post by: king of the internet on April 19, 2015, 03:03:41 PM
Jesus Christ
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Post by: Narolf on April 19, 2015, 03:06:23 PM
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 19, 2015, 03:13:01 PM
Hasn't he mostly confined his posts to threads that were already shit anyway?
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Post by: Narolf on April 19, 2015, 03:22:52 PM
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 19, 2015, 03:31:06 PM
Hasn't he mostly confined his posts to threads that were already shit anyway?
sure, but i have expectations of the level, quality and consistency of shit in that thread. i don't need someone adding their own secret ingredients. :bolo
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Post by: Nibel on April 19, 2015, 05:42:22 PM
"I can't give this information away!"

*posts information*
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Post by: Narolf on April 19, 2015, 05:47:19 PM
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Post by: Nibel on April 19, 2015, 05:55:03 PM
Is Lin a metaphor-name or a real username? That part always confused me
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Post by: Positive Touch on April 19, 2015, 06:09:54 PM
WHO CARES
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Post by: team filler on April 19, 2015, 06:14:11 PM
kagari is a dumb biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch
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Post by: StealthFan on April 19, 2015, 06:34:12 PM
Kagari is a filthy cumslut with a mustache.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 19, 2015, 06:38:46 PM
Creepy Stalker is kagaris split personality
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 19, 2015, 09:55:21 PM
i like that theory -- that this Creepy Stalker character is kagari's superego. a final fantasy themed schizoid break seems entirely appropriate.
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Post by: bork on April 19, 2015, 10:49:48 PM
Creepy Stalker is kagaris split personality

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif)
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 19, 2015, 11:12:44 PM
uh watch your spoilers, some people here haven't gotten to the neogaf disc 2 ending cutscenes yet
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Post by: Kara on April 19, 2015, 11:25:20 PM
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did I listen to "Theme of Love?" :brazilcry

BRB going to listen to "Eyes on Me" and cry at the ashes of my life. :noooo
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Post by: Kara on April 19, 2015, 11:31:31 PM
i saw u smiling @ me

wuz it real

or just my fantasy

u'd always be there

in the corner

of this tiny, little barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(http://i.imgur.com/0z85Dns.png)
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Post by: Tasty on April 19, 2015, 11:34:34 PM
i saw u smiling @ me

wuz it real

or just my fantasy

u'd always be there

in the corner

of this tiny, little barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(http://i.imgur.com/0z85Dns.png)

i cry everytiem :'(
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Post by: Narolf on April 19, 2015, 11:37:00 PM
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Post by: Narolf on April 20, 2015, 12:09:55 AM
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Post by: team filler on April 20, 2015, 12:16:20 AM
I have never played a final fantasy game
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Post by: Narolf on April 20, 2015, 12:21:06 AM
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Post by: team filler on April 20, 2015, 12:21:38 AM
did he die?
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Post by: Narolf on April 20, 2015, 12:23:31 AM
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Post by: team filler on April 20, 2015, 12:38:21 AM
hyoyeon da god
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Post by: Narolf on April 20, 2015, 12:44:01 AM
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 20, 2015, 01:55:19 AM
Wtf is this shit  :kobeyuck
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Post by: Narolf on April 20, 2015, 02:06:57 AM
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 20, 2015, 02:30:46 AM
banning my daughter from any/all square titles past and future. too risky.
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Post by: Narolf on April 20, 2015, 02:32:16 AM
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Post by: Kara on April 20, 2015, 03:31:51 AM
banning my daughter from any/all square titles past and future. too risky.

The more you tighten your grip, the more battle systems will slip through your fingers.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 20, 2015, 03:32:21 AM
I would advise against that
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Post by: Narolf on April 20, 2015, 08:05:01 AM
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Post by: Nibel on April 20, 2015, 09:00:20 AM
I read all your posts, does that not deserve a FFXV:ED code  :tocry

Think of my mental pain fam, the thoughts I have to go to bed with
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Post by: Narolf on April 20, 2015, 09:18:11 AM
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Post by: suppadoopa on April 20, 2015, 02:24:48 PM
(http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2015/17/1429509542-paola-spyder.png)[/url][/ce

mang, screw stella
all about brunette http://i.imgur.com/TTRgEIp.png in XV

hope tabata pervy ass didn't cut her also out of the game
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Post by: Narolf on April 20, 2015, 02:43:30 PM
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Post by: team filler on April 21, 2015, 12:09:08 AM
dont be silly, kraid was never right.

anywho, how does one pronounce "Creepy Stalker"?
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Post by: toku on April 21, 2015, 12:45:22 AM
who am i Creepy Stalker
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 12:47:13 AM
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 12:49:23 AM
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Post by: Yeti on April 21, 2015, 02:34:44 AM
This thread is more difficult to understand than a recursivelyenumerable thread
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 02:36:30 AM
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 04:24:10 AM
Creepy Stalker if you send me every final fantasy game ever I'll be your homeboy.
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 04:43:02 AM
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 04:45:13 AM
You mean the ones released between 1997 & 2015?

Hella yeah
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 04:49:16 AM
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Post by: Tasty on April 21, 2015, 11:45:15 AM
You mean the ones released between 1997 & 2015?

You mean the bad ones? (http://i.imgur.com/6mi4aBf.png)
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Post by: Tasty on April 21, 2015, 11:50:40 AM
:P

Not like I have a horse in this race, never played any of them lol.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 21, 2015, 11:59:56 AM
This thread is more difficult to understand than a recursivelyenumerable thread

 :fbm
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 12:10:17 PM
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Post by: Purrp Skirrp on April 21, 2015, 12:14:57 PM
Creepy Stalker, if you don't mind sharing, what diagnoses and meds were you given previously?
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 12:20:29 PM
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 21, 2015, 12:31:52 PM
Haha... ;)

I have actually ended up selling all my physical copies of Final Fantasy games, and that's another thing Paola is tied to. I did keep the limited edition of Type-0 HD, though.
Another thing  she's tied to? You mean outside of the steel girder in your basement?
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 12:37:15 PM
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 04:23:41 PM
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 21, 2015, 04:28:33 PM
I have like zero clue what you are writing though

Can you give me some synopsis on whats going on
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 04:39:45 PM
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Post by: StealthFan on April 21, 2015, 05:26:18 PM
Tercian, Ability & Xenas in order to obliterate the Massko that was flushing inside my body and make my blood red...

Do you mean Abilify, which is for schizophrenia? What a shock.
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 05:30:13 PM
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Post by: StealthFan on April 21, 2015, 05:32:31 PM
:hitler I am sure they were wrong. It's not like you have all the ramblings and dementia of one of us
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 05:43:49 PM
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Post by: nachobro on April 21, 2015, 05:48:43 PM
yeah that makes more sense than a mental illness
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 05:50:32 PM
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Post by: nachobro on April 21, 2015, 05:53:28 PM
Well your mother was at least right about that.
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 05:56:03 PM
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Post by: StealthFan on April 21, 2015, 06:29:45 PM
In the post that got me banned on GAF, I said both my parents were "abusing" me. My mother doesn't abuse me: she is just a mother-hen (Oedipus Complex, etc), and there are plenty of those out there. My father is definitely toxic though, for my mother, (actual) sister and myself.

:holeup You wanna fuck your mother, breh?
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 06:31:26 PM
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Post by: StealthFan on April 21, 2015, 06:34:00 PM
You need medication Creepy Stalker. Mental illness is serious.
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 06:35:18 PM
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 21, 2015, 06:41:14 PM
Creepy Stalker how exactly do you plan to finish off the Dissidia forums?
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 06:45:37 PM
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Post by: Rufus on April 21, 2015, 07:15:35 PM
"Hey, as long as you're not breaking the terms you've agreed to upon registration, have fun."

Hahaaa~
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 07:20:20 PM
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Post by: Kara on April 21, 2015, 07:21:30 PM
Usually I let Creepy Stalker's posts glide over me like wind at high speed but I actually read the last couple of megatons itt and I really think I should have stayed the way I was.
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 07:23:32 PM
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Post by: kingkitty on April 21, 2015, 07:53:19 PM
who is paola?

prologus?

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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 08:14:25 PM
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Post by: team filler on April 21, 2015, 08:36:28 PM
who you got taking it all in the nba playoffs this year, rolfy?
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 08:42:08 PM
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Post by: Tasty on April 21, 2015, 08:51:11 PM
lmao

I just do a duck roll at this point! :o

:holeup Filler ain't no pedo

(as far as we know......)
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Post by: Yeti on April 21, 2015, 09:55:53 PM
This thread is more difficult to understand than a recursivelyenumerable thread

 :fbm

But I love your threads though : :heart
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 10:10:04 PM
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 10:56:15 PM
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Post by: team filler on April 21, 2015, 10:57:41 PM
Lumina has arrived: http://dissidia.community/index.php?/topic/8-the-nights-light-returns/#comment-54

Working on the first day...
(http://i.imgur.com/Ckjak8w.jpg)
Title: Re: Contest
Post by: kingkitty on April 21, 2015, 11:11:24 PM
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/345/3/5/final_fantasy_xv_girl__by_8bpencil-d6uhuzc.jpg)
Contest exclusive to Playable, Guest, Secret & Habitant characters.
♥ Game consists in finding out the picture of the Final Fantasy XV's Black-Haired Woman thanks to her family name, Paola ?????
♥ One main quest completed = one letter revealed & PM'd to all participants, at the same time of course.
♥ Thanks to the pieces of information I have already spread across the board about her, only three letters should be necessary to find her picture.
♥ Boreans (banned GAFfers) sign up in this thread. Each Borean signed in gives me 1/4 EP (Eclipse Point), that represents 1/4 day.
♥ GAFfers (unbanned GAFfers) sign up in this thread. Each GaFfer signed in gives me 1/2 EP, that represents 1/2 day.
♥ Cap at 6 EP.
♥ All others allowed characters sign up in the Dissidia.community's thread (http://dissidia.community/index.php?/topic/8-the-nights-light-returns/).
♥ PM me your submission. You only have one shot.
♥ Earn Final Fantasy XV: Episode Duscae should you be first to find the right picture.

(http://i.imgur.com/TDPf0AU.jpg)
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Post by: Narolf on April 21, 2015, 11:14:20 PM
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Post by: nachobro on April 22, 2015, 01:00:08 AM
i've never been so enthralled by something yet also have no fucking idea what i'm reading
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 22, 2015, 01:12:31 AM
uh plz try to avoid any spoilers for the game lightning returns, I still haven't played it and want to at some point
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Post by: Narolf on April 22, 2015, 02:02:47 AM
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Post by: doctavius bonbon on April 22, 2015, 02:48:26 AM
Creepy Stalker's rambling would make a sick source for a final fantasy based markov chain algorithm.
Title: Re: Contest
Post by: suppadoopa on April 22, 2015, 11:10:58 PM
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That's way to much work mang.

I wrote some shakesperian tier love letters to a fictional woman (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=760235). what do I get for that?
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Post by: Tasty on April 22, 2015, 11:26:09 PM
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That's way to much work mang.

I wrote some shakesperian tier love letters to a fictional woman (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=760235). what do I get for that?

Love letters? That's noob tier. (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374209) :ufup
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Post by: Narolf on April 23, 2015, 11:10:28 AM
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Post by: bork on April 23, 2015, 11:42:13 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/6FXWbacS7ojQI/giphy.gif)
(http://media.giphy.com/media/bThUiSXxHwGFq/giphy.gif)
(http://media.giphy.com/media/y3m2O9swqsKNG/giphy.gif)
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/Qy9hRuWrKjY2I/giphy.gif)
(http://media2.giphy.com/media/BqMIJUVmeUcxO/giphy.gif)
(http://media.giphy.com/media/PQAbqwnaIijFm/giphy.gif)
(http://media.giphy.com/media/eX6FfjlQ8c2eQ/giphy.gif)
(http://media.giphy.com/media/9emGRRbnQnVWE/giphy.gif)
(http://media.giphy.com/media/10dVnDzdGp6uje/giphy.gif)
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/JSueytO5O29yM/giphy.gif)
(http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jon-stewart-confused-what.gif)
(http://media.giphy.com/media/zjQrmdlR9ZCM/giphy.gif)
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Post by: Narolf on April 23, 2015, 11:50:02 AM
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Post by: king of the internet on April 23, 2015, 11:50:46 AM
How about you just give me the money?
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Post by: nachobro on April 23, 2015, 11:51:00 AM
eh fuck it. i could use a little more weird in my life

+1/4 EP
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Post by: bork on April 23, 2015, 11:51:57 AM
:Creepy Stalker
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Post by: Narolf on April 23, 2015, 11:52:50 AM
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Post by: bork on April 23, 2015, 11:59:11 AM
:Creepy Stalker
(http://i.imgur.com/CX1MIlm.png)
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Post by: Narolf on April 23, 2015, 12:26:53 PM
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 23, 2015, 12:28:02 PM
In the post that got me banned on GAF, I said both my parents were "abusing" me. My mother doesn't abuse me: she is just a mother-hen (Oedipus Complex, etc), and there are plenty of those out there. My father is definitely toxic though, for my mother, (actual) sister and myself.

:holeup You wanna fuck your mother, breh?

2015, head is head
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Post by: Narolf on April 23, 2015, 12:35:44 PM
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Post by: bork on April 23, 2015, 01:58:24 PM
All right then, real talk.

I am going to be completely transparent & honest about my infatuation since I am aware how weird I transpire at the moment. I will address yet another post I wish I replied to sooner in greater details.
Realtalk though, nahrolf: you can speak in Final Fantasy metaphors, no problem. You can post 100 gifs in one single post, no problem. But man, stop visiting that forum for your own sake, man. I mean you seem to have an archive of links and shit etc wake the fuck up, and leave Kagari alone; there are other women that share the same hobby as you do but if you stick to a unimportant niche-game forum instead you will never find your peace, stop being a chocobo and become a fucking bahamut
That is the thing about Paola. She was pretty much a five years older, if my maths are correct, Latina Kagari… which makes her ten years older than me. They shared several physical & personality traits as well: nose, haircut (fringe), wispy, motherly, etc. She doesn't wear glasses, though.

I didn't ask her out before we met, I just made an allusion at some point. She replied with an

"ok.
Rendez-vous at (…)"

(the formatting is important)

She was essentially implying "Dude, you are cute & all, but I am here for business". Her message went through for serious when we met. She showed up with an attractive man (Cor Leonis' doppelgänger), who was kind with me, like "Nice try, pal (http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?15975-quot-Mass-Zero-is-a-firm-believer-of-quot&s=86913458f58071e8a3a3407a798be497&p=488021#post488021), but she is already taken. Thanks for the deal, though." I was focusing on him during the deal, I wasn't even paying attention to Paola. The very first & last glimpse I gave her was when she said "Floran?" behind my back to show she arrived.

I backed off as soon as she gave me the money; and by "back off", I really do mean back off.

Like, she handed me out the money and said.

"Well, thanks. Have a nice evening."

"You too."

Then I run away, a bit sad & ashamed.

Remember my very first post in here, with the screen-shot of the /r/Neo[Cigarettes]'s ban? Seeing how you guys were supporting me, especially Vularai, made me gain confidence. I fired up a new email, wherein I suggested I would offer her something as a compensation for something. I also told her more about Kagari in that email… before asking her out, full reverse-psychology, as if she would fall for that shit. It's that I wasn't sure the man who accompanied her was her husbando.

She never replied to that email.

I want you guys to know that was the first time I was asking out a woman.

More details in the full story… which might arrive sooner than latter seeing how nobody cares about the ARG, lmao.

I give this :Creepy Stalker :Creepy Stalker :Creepy Stalker :Creepy Stalker out of :Creepy Stalker :Creepy Stalker :Creepy Stalker :Creepy Stalker :Creepy Stalker .
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 23, 2015, 02:04:11 PM
i'm intrigued.
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Post by: Supermanisdead on April 23, 2015, 03:46:00 PM
Creepy Stalker, please explain this whole situation to me in simple English without Final Fantasy terms. How can I win 70$?
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Post by: sarslip on April 23, 2015, 04:09:17 PM
i give it a (http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/when-I-check-hot-firends-on-facebook-creepy-stalker.gif) out of (http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/when-I-check-hot-firends-on-facebook-creepy-stalker.gif)
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Post by: Nibel on April 24, 2015, 01:53:38 AM
What did you give her money for? I don't quite understand your relationship with Paola/Bahamut

From what I understand: you met, she brought some dude, you gave her money and walked away?
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Post by: Kara on April 24, 2015, 02:24:15 AM
I inspired an artist. :o I'm like a totally unsexy muse. :-[ :-* :'(
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Post by: suppadoopa on April 24, 2015, 03:37:23 AM
Creepy Stalker I promise you salvation and eternal life through the the guidance of Etro.

All you have to do is donate to the Suppa Salvation fund

If you donate $70 you'll have a night with one of the FF grills in the afterlife
-Rydia
-Yuffie
-Selphie
-Paine
-Maria
-Serah
-that rat girl from IX
-Rikku

For $100 donation you get to be Noctis for a day.
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Post by: Narolf on April 24, 2015, 10:52:11 AM
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Post by: Narolf on April 24, 2015, 12:44:15 PM
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Post by: nachobro on April 24, 2015, 01:13:05 PM
I can't fuckin wait
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Post by: bork on April 24, 2015, 01:34:31 PM
Hope Estheim appearing as Bhunivelze's pawn: he moved the two threads about the ARG to the General Chat and made them invisible to the public. Edit: he deleted the LuminAdventures one since it involved female DFolks.

HYNE, when/if you read this, I can't reply to your massive wall of text at the moment because the public computer I am typing this from locks Twitter. Expect a more thorough reply from me on Sunday at last when I go back home. For now, I want you to know this: if I do not want the future of Dissidia to be on your forum either, it will not be on your forum either. I personally consider APZonerunner & Kagari to be the newfound leaders of the Dissidia's community, rather than Mass Zero, Spyder & Kraid. Choose your side, or stay free. I am the one "in charge".

I will address you guys' replies later. Rest assured none of you will suffer from this bullshit.

Who?  Who are you talking to, dude?  This is THE BORE, not Dissidia-whatever forum.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 25, 2015, 01:29:40 AM
Did Tidus even have a mom? I really don't remember.
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Post by: suppadoopa on April 25, 2015, 02:49:01 AM
Did Tidus even have a mom? I really don't remember.
Yup - she strangely looked like Yuna.

You can see her in the game via one of the flashbacks scenes
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Post by: Narolf on April 25, 2015, 04:46:56 AM
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 25, 2015, 10:33:32 AM
How many boss fights did it take?
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Post by: Narolf on April 25, 2015, 11:25:35 AM
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Post by: Cheddahz on April 25, 2015, 02:33:40 PM
blitzball is truly a mans sport
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Post by: Narolf on April 26, 2015, 10:34:06 AM
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Post by: Narolf on April 26, 2015, 01:55:44 PM
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Post by: team filler on April 26, 2015, 07:16:30 PM
what other games do you play, rolfy?
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Post by: Narolf on April 26, 2015, 07:29:34 PM
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 27, 2015, 12:29:59 AM
puns on the names of tracks from final fantasy soundtracks?
I can't even.....

Yet I know that this thread is a place I'll return to someday.
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Post by: bork on April 27, 2015, 09:22:08 AM
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 27, 2015, 10:20:18 AM
Not allow to have conversations with anyone except Boreans?
You'd better start believing in Hell Creepy Stalker, cause you're in it.
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Post by: Narolf on April 27, 2015, 10:24:18 AM
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Title: Re: Jihl Nabayonetta
Post by: bork on April 27, 2015, 01:28:16 PM
:D
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDhw7SpUsAAwdJF.jpg:large)
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A measure rather unnecessary I would say since, then again, I already made one wispy move before we met up and she was sympathetic at the rendezvous. Decided to do it anyway to remain professional. I also have her address and cellular phone number by the way. Do you want to sign-up for the contest? Here is your character's sheet.
(http://i.imgur.com/G9xXM50.jpg)
  • Contest: +1 EP.
  • ARG: Strikes conversations with Yaag Rosch/GAFfer CorvoSol (http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:ue3Sd3VbqrsJ:dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php%3F16959-The-Madness-of-Creepy Stalker+&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=fr) as Jihl Nabaat.
The reason I am dragging you guys into this is because I am not allowed to strike conversations with anyone but Boreans. That would be too easy otherwise.

I can't make this any clearer to you- NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.   :lol

:dead
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker post your shit here
Post by: Narolf on April 27, 2015, 01:37:08 PM
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Post by: bork on April 27, 2015, 02:33:29 PM
But yeah, forget about the ARG and all this shit. It's cross-forums' drama bullshit, essentially.

Yes, that is the part I do get.  It's cross-forum drama bullshit...unrelated to this forum.  You keep making posts directed towards people who aren't here.   :lol :dizzy
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker post your shit here
Post by: studyguy on April 27, 2015, 03:28:30 PM
I feel like this forum exists as a stopover for a forum post on its way to its intended destination. This thread is just a real long layover.
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Post by: Nibel on April 27, 2015, 03:36:46 PM
Then I am crazier than I thought! xP

But yeah, forget about the ARG and all this shit. It's cross-forums' drama bullshit, essentially. Just focus on the opening post of the first page and follow the instructions should you want to earn 70$. I will add another prize if the participants' cap is reached and the Secret ending triggered. All I need is five more participants.

That's the best articulated Creepy Stalker post in history
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Post by: nachobro on April 27, 2015, 05:20:26 PM
My inbox is suspiciously empty of crazy. Where's the nutty PMs, Creepy Stalker?
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Post by: Narolf on April 27, 2015, 05:38:13 PM
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Title: High Voltage
Post by: Narolf on April 27, 2015, 06:28:52 PM
I feel like this forum exists as a stopover for a forum post on its way to its intended destination. This thread is just a real long layover.
Exactly, and that's why Lightning Returns is the Final Fantasy this ARG is based on.

That being said, promoting cross-forums' drama remains, by and large, absolutely pathetic, ridiculous and I am completely aware of it. For the record, I was doing the same on GAF two years ago: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47409560&postcount=91

I will tell you guys about what is going on as succinctly as I can.

Originally I wanted to host the alternate reality game there: http://dissidia.community/

That would have allowed you guys not to put up with all this shit any longer and focus on the contest. However, the administrator of said forum cock-blocked me. He put the thread for the ARG I posted two pages ago in a private section of his forum (the Ark) only him, one of the three administrators of Dissidia Forums (Kraid) and me have access to. His reasoning was him essentially pulling the massive holier-then-thou card blablabla get over it blablabla drama is two years old now blablabla get therapy blablabla... which is somewhat understandable to some extent, but also questionable since the ARG would have sparkled some activity on his newfound & already-dead forum. Moving on.

One sane & oblivious person would react to that by telling me about "hey, why don't you talk to the DissidiaForums' administrators, try to get your ban lift there so that you can keep all this shit there!".

Here is the thing, though.

Mass Zero hasn't logged on for a year: http://dissidiaforums.com/member.php?1-Mass-Zero
Spyder hasn't logged on for almost two months: http://dissidiaforums.com/member.php?107-Spyder

I unfortunately do not have any actual proof about Spyder, but Mass Zero very clearly lurks his own forum as a guest. Evidence being, this tweet was most likely supposed to be private: https://twitter.com/RDF2050/status/567602994544652288

He does not log on any longer out of a massive insecurity. He has come to the realization no one but his arm-men (http://dissidiaforums.com/showgroups.php) like him: http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?14115-I-am-TKG-and-I-have-a-messege

The Dissidia Forums' staff is corrupted to no end. Their definition of a "reasonable discussion"? Agree with everything the administrators say, that's why I always make my "conversations" with them public. It's even truer in Kraid's case, he has an Asperger's Syndrome/is autistic (http://dissidiaforums.com/converse.php?u=58&u2=5217), while the other two are depressed.

"+-=" is a reasonable discussion; it's love-making: Paola & myself had a reasonable discussion/business agreement at some point I will tell you guys about in due time...

"+++" or "--+" isn't reasonable discussion: it's called circle-jerking & masturbation. I have been witnessing their pattern for years and years that I now have no choice but to expose their bullshit on forums wherein freedom of speech actually exists.

They are a mafia of the Internet. They are all in it for the power, with the exception of, maybe, Dark-Lumina who, I concede, did a great job at organizing the Workshop. They all silently lurk (pleonasm) this thread as well, and that is why I cannot but expose their bullshit in here: this thread is but my very last tribune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhbLRDVB3Cs

Cookies, you casting Blizzaga at the falling candlestick & backing off (the ARG) was expected, but allow me to address a few of the several points of yours that made me want to vomit until suffocation.

You know what the turning point was for me? I never cared about being insulted. I can deal with that. It was seeing a post somewhere else (I saw it because Terrina posted it in the staff room) where he ripped apart Gala, one of the several mods who didn't in any way oppose Creepy Stalker, for no other reasons than getting hired after he was banned and because she wanted to rejuvenate the EU scene (he thought we were trying to steal his thunder or something). He torched someone who had taken no part in the matter and didn't even have the decency to do it where any of us could defend her.

http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?16729-I-miss-old-DramaForums&p=510382&viewfull=1

You guys are the ones banning me because you are scared of me and backing off once cornered by evidence... but I am the coward for risking my GAF account by promoting cross-forums' drama? I will pass on how Galadín started being hysterical when she saw me popping in the IRC during my first two-months ban in 2013 Why are you here Creepy Stalker?! I thought you never get on the IRC! o.O

Galadín, you are the epitome of what made me misogynist for years and years. Thank god they are not all like you. I would call you a faceless & hairy [British slur for vagina], but BackSlashBunny does not want me to: https://backslashbunny.wordpress.com/2015/04/14/abnormal/#comments

SougoXIII was on GAF too by the way, and pro-Galadín.

Here's the truth in this situation: none of the staff wanted anything bad to happen to Creepy Stalker.

Massive, disgusting and yet another holier then thou lie.

You acknowledged the existence of a vendetta when I made Kazuya: Fortunately, Mass doesn't have as much patience as the rest of us :P

http://dissidiaforums.com/converse.php?u=1696&u2=2188

I'd love to end this all with a civil private conversation, and most people here know I am fully happy to apologize for the things I've done wrong, whatever the hell they are. But it's never going to happen, not with Creepy Stalker in his current form.

I don't believe you.

I PM'd you last week to inform you about the ARG: your response was banning me on sight. You are scared of me, Cookies, and you start babbling only once I am banned.

That being said, I am willing to give you one very last chance to prove me wrong. Contact me on Facebook, I crave for counter-picking more of your disgusting "points". You will be the one striking the conversation because I am the one in charge (http://pastebin.com/gKBTtDEk). I went to a FF concert (www.wildfaery.com) the day before I got to see Paola and even met an employee of Square-Enix France: he knew Kagari and who I was.

Two more points to enlighten the mood somehow.

You have spent the last couple months ruining friendships, burning bridges and making enemies of those who wished to defend you. I may well be an idiot, and in the grand scheme of things I'm definitely no Feynman, but I at least have the sense to try and make friendships, not destroy them and when I feel that something needs to change I do it in a mature and respectful (not forgetting CLEAR) way, which you have shown from the start you cannot really do.

http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?11247-I-support-Creepy Stalker&p=424356&viewfull=1

I don't care about friendships... this is poorly worded.

I just value love and what it triggers in your brain a lot more than friendships. I also completely believe in Platonic love, especially in LDRs. No, that isn't a sign of frustration or avoidance... not necessarily, at least, but at this point, I highly doubt you are emotionally intelligent to understand where I am trying to get at. Please go back to Youpo/r/n and leave me alone in my fantasy.

I've been dealing with the fallout from his crap for like 3 years now though.

http://dissidiaforums.com/converse.php?u=2188&u2=4099

The real "fallout" is to have to put up with you guys' bullshit & total absence of self-awareness, whether it is due to a mental illness or not, one more time for this alternate reality game in order to salvage what is left of the community. This is a community I am fond of and I do not regret being part of. I just hate all Massfiosi with the exception of Dark-Lumina and a very few others I tend to cut some slack at times like Kuroraikiri. The """hype/discussion""" for DissidiArcade is absolutely nothing compared to what it was for DDFF, let alone DFF, no matter how bad the game objectively seems to be. Besides, the Skype's group/New Bodhum is much more active than the forum/Pulse itself, and people ought to know healthier FF forums exist.

The drama of 2013 constituted Kagari's Final Fantasy. She was the one who put the last dot to the fan-fiction/alternate reality game. I was not allowed to communicate with her ever again at that point.

The drama of 2015 with my return constitutes Paola's Final Fantasy. Our meeting was what motivated me to put this ARG into motion. It's funny how I play tough with you guys, but flushed in front of her, haha...

Worst is, you are right: dealing with you guys is so mind-numbing it's an actual "fallout" for me, indeed. That's why I have decided to merge the platonic romance with the epic one more time. The fantasy has never been closer to the reality, as I have also got to separate Stella from Luna after seeing recent pictures of my ex.

:)

Kuroraikiri, you declining Lumina/Forseti/Orion Nïght's invitation to the ARG made me sigh, but it didn't really surprise me considering your blind loyalty to Spyder. You are a s'Pyd, same as Sazh Katzroy being a l'Cie, and you wanted me to "leave" you & Dajh/RDF "alone".

(http://i684.photobucket.com/albums/vv205/SasuSaku_03/SazhKatzroy2-1.jpg)

I am keeping it tame with you since you do a great job running the Skype's group and I can appreciate that. I just want you to know the reason I decided to quit it is because I didn't want to destroy your new-found paradisaical shelter by dragging up the drama there. However, bear in mind that, as a s'Pyd/Massfioso, you remain my enemy; until you get delivered from your Focus, should it happen and I somehow doubt you ever will. You cling to your blue name, Kuroraikiri, and you absolutely love it. Seems as though it is one of your rare accomplishments in life, considering how often you are on DF nowadays. Note that I am on the Internet H24 too, but thank god my s'Pyd's brand is no longer burning my chest so that the Internet no longer feels like a chore or even duty.

Kraid: http://dissidiaforums.com/converse.php?u=11295&u2=58

Make the registration exactly à la GAF if you don't want me to come back: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=428780

I stopped at the queue for now because I didn't feel like to access the forum in its entirety. We will see what the future holds in store for us.
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Post by: team filler on April 27, 2015, 06:33:47 PM
fuck those dissidia bitches, rolfy. they ain't got shit on you, doggy!
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker post your shit here
Post by: Narolf on April 27, 2015, 06:39:52 PM
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Post by: nachobro on April 27, 2015, 06:51:00 PM
Hmm... well, I had plans on waiting for five more persons to join, but I can still PM you & Mogstache now if you wish.
Well I don't want to jump the line or anything. I'll wait.
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Post by: Narolf on April 27, 2015, 07:05:59 PM
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Post by: Supermanisdead on April 27, 2015, 07:15:34 PM
1/4 EP
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Post by: Kara on April 27, 2015, 07:25:11 PM
Hall of Fame this thread

Icon Creepy Stalker.
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Post by: Narolf on April 27, 2015, 07:30:47 PM
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 27, 2015, 07:49:16 PM
I keep thinking that at some point this thread will make sense....nope. Not yet.
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Post by: Supermanisdead on April 27, 2015, 08:46:05 PM
What would I do in the ARG and not the contest? I don't have to join another forum do I?
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Post by: tiesto on April 27, 2015, 11:00:39 PM
I've beaten all the FF games (including all 3 Lightning games) and have no clue whatsoever about what Creepy Stalker talks about.
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Post by: bork on April 27, 2015, 11:20:25 PM
I keep thinking that at some point this thread will make sense....nope. Not yet.

At this point I wonder if the people he's talking about even know that this forum exists.  :lol
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 27, 2015, 11:29:23 PM
Frankly, I think there's a fair possibility that the people he's talking about don't exist. At all.
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Post by: Purrp Skirrp on April 28, 2015, 01:42:45 AM
You feelin alright, Creepy Stalker?
(http://i.imgur.com/W512Fa9.gif)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker post your shit here
Post by: bork on April 28, 2015, 08:17:56 AM
Frankly, I think there's a fair possibility that the people he's talking about don't exist. At all.

All part of the ARG.  :smug
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker post your shit here
Post by: Narolf on April 28, 2015, 03:23:44 PM
I was working on a gigantic update, when I realized something that warrants its own post... excuse a possible double-posting then.

Paola knows I am creeping on her.

Figured that out because I joined one of the social networks she is on. After checking her page, I decided to make an account for the hell of it.

Terrible mistake: that social network is not Facebook. It has a feature similar to the square in the left-bottom of this page: http://dissidiaforums.com/member.php?676-Creepy Stalker

When you lurk someone's page... it tells you have lurked it through a notification. Three persons have lurked my page so far, and she was one of them.

Chances are, she may be reading us as we speak...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnBP9u8lTw0

What remains certain is the following.
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Post by: bork on April 28, 2015, 03:37:38 PM
:Creepy Stalker(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/052dc53540581ff87ead477798d86d69d9590a08_m.gif) :Creepy Stalker
:Creepy Stalker(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/052dc53540581ff87ead477798d86d69d9590a08_m.gif) :Creepy Stalker
:Creepy Stalker(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/052dc53540581ff87ead477798d86d69d9590a08_m.gif) :Creepy Stalker
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Post by: Narolf on April 28, 2015, 03:39:13 PM
She never did tell me she wanted you to ban me. I am just making this very clear to prove you guys I am no bullshiter à la JamesFrom818.
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Post by: bork on April 29, 2015, 03:49:16 PM
She never did tell me she wanted you to ban me.

No idea who "she" is.

I am just making this very clear to prove you guys I am no bullshiter à la JamesFrom818.

No idea who that is.

In short:

:Creepy Stalker
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Post by: Narolf on April 29, 2015, 05:19:14 PM
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Post by: Narolf on April 30, 2015, 01:06:01 PM
Nothing more to add at this point, but I want you guys to know this before the start of the New Game +--this run should be successful in comparison. I really do hate pick-up bullshitters like the dude Bebpo had to deal with two years ago. Screw those guys big time, seriously. I am yet to reveal the story behind Paola to this day, but I also want you guys to know this: she most likely thought I was one of those at some point; worst I did in that regard was reverse-psychology+half-truths/quarter of truths about Kagari because I didn't feel like telling Paola about the whole story behind her relationship with her ex-fiancée. I missed our first rendezvous and made her waste her time as such. I didn't have a cellular phone at the time so that I couldn't call her--she knew about that. When she went back home, she let me know about it. I simply told her I missed our rendezvous because of the Dissidia's conference, with an one-line... which was a half-truth to which she replied to "Then why did you make me wait for nothing?!". I then told her what actually happened: I was following the Dissidia's conference while conversing with her by email before eventually leaving for our rendezvous. Seems like she thought it wouldn't take me that long to arrive. At the end of the day, she ought to know I wasn't being one of those guys "LOL MAKE HER WASTE HER TIME SO THAT SHE WILL DESIRE YOU MORE". Screw those guys, another kind of mafia.
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Post by: VomKriege on April 30, 2015, 01:48:31 PM
So, Creepy Stalker... Do the objectivement votre peeps back home are aware of your current foray in weirdness over here ?   ;)
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Post by: Narolf on April 30, 2015, 01:54:12 PM
WHAT THE FUCK

WHO ARE YOU

I AM THE ONE CREPT OUT NOW

GAMERAMA IS WATCHING ME
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Post by: Narolf on April 30, 2015, 05:54:27 PM
Creepy Stalker, you seem to have some pretty good detective skills. You'd be a great asset in the duckroll investigation.
I appreciate the compliment, but it's actually due to the fact I have always been heavily influenced by GAF's moderation techniques. I used to know GAF's ToS by heart at some point.
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Post by: Narolf on May 01, 2015, 05:56:16 PM
VK as in Voight-Kampff?  I'm not sure if you'll pass it.
Lol.

As I have said above, the only time she found me suspicious was for that one moment she thought I didn't go to our first rendezvous because of that half-truth of mine. I did go to the rendezvous, I just arrived there too late because I was conversing with her via emails while following the Dissidia's conference. Seems like she thought it wouldn't take me that long to arrive.

There was a way for me to make up that mistake. One of the GTOs, the tome 21 (I was 21 when I got to talk to Kagari for the first time), had a default. Several of its pages were printed twice, obliterating a part of the story. When I posted the announcement for the selling, I said such default wouldn't been important enough to prevent the reader from comprehending the story. However, when I shew them how many pages were reprinted, she was surprised: "Ah, I wasn't expecting that many pages!". Dude then said "We'll just buy another one at the store". She then gave me the money and I backed off...

When I went back home, I found myself permanently banned from Neof/r/ag. I posted the screen-shot in the other thread as a way to transition from there to here. I then saw Vularai's welcoming posts and that was what made me mail her once more. I first told her I would offer her a brand-new tome 21... before asking her out reverse-psychology.

If I didn't ask her out, if I kept it à la Cindy...

https://youtu.be/CZ8VWosCGVg

...I should charge ya, but I'm not gonna! *chewing, chewing, chewing (gum, gum, gum)*

Chances are, she would have accepted my gift.

For a while I thought she was crept out, but the fact she lurked my profile over at that social networking site and the appearance of VK made me reconsider that possibility.

This is my theory.And this is how it will end.https://youtu.be/V6f0GuWnFZY

This world is too lonely for one without a soul... I will then go back into Kagari's arms and tell her how all of this was "kinda weird".

No death will be involved at any rate. To think Disorder Forums' punks heavily implied in MMXIII Kagari would lead me to suicide is so vomiting I will not go there. The Virgin's Suicide theory was negated the moment the episode VII of Attack on Titan aired.https://youtu.be/eGvFscjecrs Women can dump me as much as they want, my hatred for massive s'Pyds will keep me alive for eternity.https://youtu.be/R-7UZzHvfPU

Every single one of them...
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Kara on May 01, 2015, 06:12:03 PM
Quote
Nice try little boy, but we are here for the mangas!

Newsfeed pls.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 01, 2015, 06:13:54 PM
There is an oddity I have noticed that would negate the above theory, but I am not going to talk about it now.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 01, 2015, 06:46:10 PM
There is an oddity I have noticed that would negate the above theory, but I am not going to talk about it now.

What part of the game is this?

(http://s6.postimg.org/t526lbs5d/AMg25un.png)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 01, 2015, 06:49:03 PM
This whole thread:

 :cac
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 01, 2015, 11:28:52 PM
There is an oddity I have noticed that would negate the above theory, but I am not going to talk about it now.

What part of the game is this?

(http://s6.postimg.org/t526lbs5d/AMg25un.png)
:D

http://www.opexparis.com/

What is certain is that I am not going to offer her one if she isn't single, obviously. If VK is trying to toy with my sentiments and see how much of a puppy (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42089.msg2030426#msg2030426) I can be, he ought to know I am not the biggest fan of puppy-love... and that is putting it extremely lightly. The tome 21 is another story, though. She ought to have a proper one...
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 02, 2015, 02:53:15 AM
Creepy Stalker, do you have any interests that don't involve Final Fantasy and internet stalking (or "ARG"s as you call it)? What's your favorite beverage?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/19/92/09/1992091707a32d074c64e208c2623286.jpg)
I also travel to the Capital to sell my belongings, which is my only source of income for now.https://youtu.be/1XvFnrAbLLQ
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: OnlyRegret on May 02, 2015, 03:11:05 AM
You mentioned something about long conversations with the Bunny person.
Which one of you is winning the mind games.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 02, 2015, 03:35:32 AM
I enjoyed the nested bullet points, more of those please
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 02, 2015, 03:41:06 AM
I won, that is why I made her my Summon in Yusnaan, Cactuar. She didn't approve my last comment because she felt the discussion was over: https://backslashbunny.wordpress.com/2015/04/14/abnormal/#comments

She will become incredibly resourceful if Cookies appears as Snow Villiers++ on the Final Days, for the guy will not allow himself to be saved. At any rate, Summons in the ARG work the same way as they do in FFXV. You don't actually summon them: it's them who come to your rescue. Her participation is completely up to her.https://youtu.be/MAYeEQIWSw8
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 02, 2015, 03:50:30 AM
So do we alert the authorities?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 02, 2015, 03:53:24 AM
I know now. I know why the tales are told.

You don't have to. I am not allowed to strike conversations with her. The only characters I am allowed to converse with are you guys, the Habitants. She just may come to my rescue if she decides to. I do expect Snow Villiers/Tyrant to allow himself to be saved rather quickly though, so that her participation won't be required.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 02, 2015, 10:05:46 AM
I enjoyed the nested bullet points, more of those please
Please watch this scene from Advent Children in the meantine.https://youtu.be/k70IWHiXl18
The love-triangle is now settled: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151488121820131
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: OnlyRegret on May 03, 2015, 01:31:53 AM
I know now. I know why the tales are told.

You don't have to. I am not allowed to strike conversations with her. The only characters I am allowed to converse with are you guys, the Habitants. She just may come to my rescue if she decides to. I do expect Snow Villiers/Tyrant to allow himself to be saved rather quickly though, so that her participation won't be required.

That is right, to the isolation chamber with you.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 03, 2015, 01:42:23 AM
That'll happen if BackSlashBunny doesn't come to my rescue against Cookies, but I don't expect him to join anyway. The game is pretty much in Ultra Easy mode from what Lumina/Forseti reported to me. No s'Pyds want to join, two of them already declined. It's getting to the point I'm considering making you guys Boss & Eidolons.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 03, 2015, 07:01:17 AM
To Tiesto, Bork, JayDubya and anyone else wondering what is going on, you guys may want to check this out: http://www.mognetcentral.com/members/Creepy Stalker.2904/#info

An excellent post that explains the key-concept: http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47828335&postcount=478

And if you still don't understand, then you are free to join the Paola's contest as Villain characters. Your participation decreases the number of days available at my disposal rather than increasing it.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 03, 2015, 08:01:27 AM
Creepy Stalker, I woke up at 4:30 this morning.  Please Like this

Also, I still understand nothing
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 03, 2015, 08:36:42 AM
All right, real talk once more. You guys forget about Dissidia Forums, the Alternate Reality Game and the bullshit tied to all of this. It wasn't meant for you in the first place, but for the hard-core DFolks who're lurking this thread as we speak. I had no intention to drag you, Boreans & GAFfers, into this stuff anyway. Bork called me out on that more than once. Stick to the instructions provided in the Opening Post if you want to participate in the Contest, please do forget everything else. In your case Ronito, you represent Lightning Returns' Dog (http://i3.minus.com/ibeNIa9UwTYU8R.jpeg) and provide me with an extra-day; that's all you need to know as far as your "involvement" in the ARG goes. Thanks.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 03, 2015, 01:37:55 PM
Now we've moved from what??? To why????
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 03, 2015, 02:42:10 PM
.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: OnlyRegret on May 04, 2015, 03:13:30 AM

However, if you, VK, are bisexual, then I don't mind having you watch Paola deflowering me for... 50€, shaved and all: masculine prostitution, in other words. By no mean will I watch you two doing it, however: I am no cuck.


?
:Creepy Stalker

This sounds like character development or a slip.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 04, 2015, 12:18:12 PM
The delicious irony: https://www.change.org/p/square-enix-holdings-co-ltd-add-voice-overs-in-french-german-italian-spanish-and-portuguese-to-final-fantasy-xv
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 04, 2015, 04:37:07 PM

However, if you, VK, are bisexual, then I don't mind having you watch Paola deflowering me for... 50€, shaved and all: masculine prostitution, in other words. By no mean will I watch you two doing it, however: I am no cuck.


?
:Creepy Stalker

This sounds like character development or a slip.
I would like to retract that "masculine prostitution" part. Not sure how legal it is anyway. I do need money tho...
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 06:12:35 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162636283&postcount=170 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162636283&postcount=170)

 :tauntaun
Why ?
I will tell you why, Cloud Strife/Lord Ryan, husbando of Pashelia ?'?????? Paris. Likened her to Yuna before, but she actually resembles Ashe much more in comparison; same haircut & personality: http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Ashelia_B%27nargin_Dalmasca

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1940704107/expedition-titanic-2012?ref=city

Kagari may have tons and tons of floks/simps/cuckholds, she does not have (that) many actual friends/lovers. It really became apparent to me the day she came up with that project. Please do not give me the Hey (http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?14101-Ultimatum-to-the-Massfia-Tears-blood-tears-of-blood-pop-corn-and-Coke&p=409214&viewfull=1), I cannot afford it, but if I could I would! The sole capacity of posting on GAF allowed you to pledge $10, at the very least.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36457575&postcount=12

If only I could (have) divide(d) by Zero.

So how long until Kagari ends up in his freezer?
http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/32r2cb/turns_out_neogaf_cuck_narolf_who_was_sperging_up/

https://youtu.be/Q3xlxYXvyCg

Also explains why I have never got my Scientific Baccalaureate.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 05, 2015, 09:40:05 AM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/22/22a85f519d26829a83bc40f044dc303fb08fbbd998d9399130e9cf66f7947cd2.jpg)
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140514051838/neo-bros/images/d/d0/I-have-no-idea-what-the-fuck-is-going-on.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/RApjNQi.jpg)
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/38/3811b7c94c05ece9ff0cce603ec94a980bd79c86e3652837f212f2e6c16c12d0.jpg)
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/81/8104a5d73742944ef4e345f020c7b934ed27b30b6076ea7e5c0101710efa5181.jpg)
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/57371466.jpg)
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b6/b698131f2019fb197b75a12fc7b6269541fa12e030dbaa8ee97e03e91682cf7c.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/H6gC3.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 10:05:09 AM
:D

Just tell me if you want to participate in the contest or not! Your participation will decrease the number of extra-days. I ought to handicap myself considering how Ultra Easy the game is. All s'Pyds backed off already! :o
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2015, 10:10:57 AM
The only way to win this game is to not play.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 10:14:45 AM
People in here who hate me handicap myself by decreasing the number of days so all this shit can be put to an end quicker. I plan to give a special role to Supermanisdead for he has been following the drama since day one. :)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: helios on May 05, 2015, 10:28:53 AM
We've all been following it, but we weren't willing participants.

I still want to know what the Four Unspeakable Truths are
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 10:47:34 AM
You guys following it is more than enough. Your appreciation is precisely what convinced me to make a New Game +, that is as balanced as possible this time around. It's the fault of the other side if the new run fails for them. I already broke my promise of not giving her first name and will not go further than that.

♥ First & Family Names.
♥ Mail Address.
♥ Cellular Phone Number.
♥ Address (that I found by myself afterwards).

Those are the four "truths" you are looking for. It's really no big deal at all.

With the exception of the extended MSN conversations I had with my first & last girlfriend nine years ago, those "truths" remain ten times more "personal" than anything anyone else has confided me on the Internet so that I would like to address these...

http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?16896-At-the-Library&p=510855&viewfull=1

I have never called him a "distinguished mentally-challenged fellow". I am one of those PC people who do not use the word "distinguished mentally-challenged fellow" anyway.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/inarticles/50f07dd747c73c5891865072d3d47d2e.jpg

Lost my patience at some point and called him an autistic, which is what he is. It was not me leaking "personal" information however, he did say it by himself: http://dissidiaforums.com/converse.php?u=58&u2=5217 I know that was really shitty of me, but enough was enough already. When the person you are talking to wants you to agree with everything they say while labeling their act "Reasonable Discussion", they deserve some call-out.

Six months from now he will be explaining to everyone how he came to obtain her personal contact information.

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/32r2cb/turns_out_neogaf_cuck_narolf_who_was_sperging_up/

She didn't give me any "personal contact information", and I didn't want her to anyway. I just wanted to discuss her ban, that's all. If I were to turn "lunatic" and leak Paola's Four Unspeakable Truths, she would sue me for it.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 05, 2015, 11:54:50 AM
(http://media.timeout.com/images/100659879/320/240/image.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 11:55:48 AM
Looks like me as a happily married man! :o
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 05, 2015, 11:59:09 AM
:dead

But really, reading Creepy Stalker's posts in a Tommy Wiseau voice seems to make things make more sense.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 12:35:50 PM
Reminds me of this: http://dissidiaforums.com/converse.php?u=58&u2=198

But yeah, I stop dragging up really old quotes of Kagari's, even in here. She told me in private to stop doing that on GAF at some point... but I still ended up doing it, sans the formatting, and that's what she banned me for; hence my ban message being a half-truth.

I did something similar once again recently. When I kick-started my Twitter, I started re-tweeting/favoriting like crazy some really old tweets of hers I had archived. What I didn't know is Twitter notifies you when you do that, exactly how that one social network site I crept Paola on notifies you about who lurked your profile. When I came to said realization, I un-retweeted/un-favorited all tweets of hers as soon as possible. Strangely, that incident wasn't important enough for her to block me. CorvoSol did block me after his interview though, and I have no idea why... but whatever, I don't really mind it.

What I don't understand at all is that she put me "on watch" over at Mognet Central. I am not banned, my posts just... need moderation approval to be displayed. It makes even less sense when you consider I have free-roam on Nova Crystallis, but I no longer post there anyway. Either way, so long I can use my Mognet Central's page as a dumping ground for my synopsis, I am fine the way I am.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: helios on May 05, 2015, 02:19:35 PM
:dead

But really, reading Creepy Stalker's posts in a Tommy Wiseau voice seems to make things make more sense.

Hahaha, what a story, Bork
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 02:25:01 PM
The DissidiaForums' equivalent of Cool Story Bro... the Tommy Wiseau's meme is used a whole lot over there.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 05, 2015, 02:27:24 PM
The DissidiaForums' equivalent of Cool Story Bro... the Tommy Wiseau's meme is used a whole lot over there.

For your posts?  LMAO if so.   :lol
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 05, 2015, 02:27:49 PM
:dead

But really, reading Creepy Stalker's posts in a Tommy Wiseau voice seems to make things make more sense.

Hahaha, what a story, Bork

Just got this  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 02:32:10 PM
The DissidiaForums' equivalent of Cool Story Bro... the Tommy Wiseau's meme is used a whole lot over there.

For your posts?  LMAO if so.   :lol
Yes, this for example: http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?16920-Oh-hi-Forums

Kraid was posing as Tommy Wiseau for April's Fool Day as part of the private joke that originated from the conversation I linked above.

It's both funny & sad to think Kraid would probably have un-banned me by now if he did not have orders to abide by from his two colleagues, Mass Zero & Spyder...
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: helios on May 05, 2015, 02:41:28 PM
The DissidiaForums' equivalent of Cool Story Bro... the Tommy Wiseau's meme is used a whole lot over there.

For your posts?  LMAO if so.   :lol
Yes, this for example: http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?16920-Oh-hi-Forums

Kraid was posing as Tommy Wiseau for April's Fool Day as part of the private joke that originated from the conversation I linked above.

It's both funny & sad to think Kraid would probably have un-banned me by now if he did not have orders to abide by from his two colleagues, Mass Zero & Spyder...

What if you made friends with the real Tommy Wiseau and posted a video of yourself hanging out with him?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 03:15:21 PM
I might as well star in The Descent at this point...

/!\NSFW/!\

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://youtu.be/lA_a_C2GvFU
[close]
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 05, 2015, 04:06:42 PM
Never stop posting ever.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 04:36:08 PM
Thanks. :)

Still, I would appreciate it if you guys bear in mind this thread was never supposed to be the Creepy Stalker Community Thread in the first place, despite appearances. While it's true I remain in the center of it (http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?14101-Ultimatum-to-the-Massfia-Tears-blood-tears-of-blood-pop-corn-and-Coke&p=409246&viewfull=1) since I ought to be the main, playable character, this thread would not have seen the Light of the day without you guys--case in point being, the first run of the ARG was a failure because of little to no participation on the other side. I really hope this thread proves itself to be community-driven once and for all as soon as the second run kicks in. We'll see..!
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: helios on May 05, 2015, 04:51:19 PM
Who is running this ARG?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 04:57:04 PM
It is me... even though it's not supposed to be me.

Puppetmaster – A puppetmaster or "PM" is an individual involved in designing and/or running an ARG. Puppetmasters are simultaneously allies and adversaries to the player base, creating obstacles and providing resources for overcoming them in the course of telling the game's story. Puppetmasters generally remain behind the curtain while a game is running.[3] The real identity of puppet masters may or may not be known ahead of time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternate_reality_game

I am both the PuppetMaster & Playable Character/Player Base... which isn't technically fair. At all. Why? Because my biases as a Playable Character may alter the rules of the ARG, that I set as a PuppetMaster. HYNE/Hope Estheim was supposed to be the PuppetMaster of the first ARG, but he banned it on his forum...

That being said, I don't want you guys to earn my money easily, so do expect a lot of ordeals along the way.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: helios on May 05, 2015, 05:40:14 PM
What are we supposed to do?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 09:52:26 PM
:)

All you have to do is stick to the instructions provided in the OP. I plan to give Nachobro & SupermanIsDead a "special" ability & bonus since they have been first at signing up. Let me know if you want the same. Thanks.

http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?16979-Reputation&p=514940&viewfull=1

An anecdote. In May 2013, a moderator of Dissidia-France advised me to make my own splinter forum for Dissidia Forums. It is something I would have definitely done if it weren't for Mognet Central. Kagari announced its existence ~mid-April 2013 if I recall correctly. All hardcore DFolks know about MC by now, since I have spammed the link to it more than enough already with my kamikaze-accounts. Of course that made me Kraid see MC as "Creepy Stalker's Unofficial Splinter Forum" so that I think he black-listed it on DF: http://dissidiaforums.com/converse.php?u=21402&u2=8445

Lmao... Only one DFolk has signed up on MC other than me: Lumina/Forseti. We use it to converse. Seems like everyone else would rather stay in the Skype group/New Bodhum, which is fine by me.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 06, 2015, 01:18:47 AM
there's instructions in the OP?!
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 01:49:41 AM
Tried to make them as succinct as possible so that those who don't care about the ARG can still participate.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 08:22:08 AM
It's the Creepy Stalker Stalker game!
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 08:35:45 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041622

Vita was a mistake, it's nothing but trash.
(http://i.imgur.com/6Fy2vV5.gif)

Calling Paola Lin (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43148.msg2024864#msg2024864) was a mistake...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Magnotta

Got warned for one last time by Bork in private about keeping my brand of creeping to this thread. He told me there might be a loss in translation here, about the uneasiness the word "creepy" connotes. People report me.

It's not a loss in translation: it's a cultural difference.

Kagari was crept out by me dragging up really old quotes of hers. However, she could """"appreciate""" the subliminal messages conveyed by video clips such as this one...

https://youtu.be/_ka-DN2CMdg

...because it remained more "subtle" than the quotes.

I personally find the clip much more frightening in comparison, and especially that one scene; by the same line of thought I cannot understand quotes like this for the life of me...

is tired of supporting her do-nothing, forum-dwelling ass.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/2wtdcn/lets_be_honest_about_kagari/

I feel as though it's a great example of the "American vs European culture" debate.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 10:21:01 AM

Got warned for one last time by Bork in private about keeping my brand of creeping to this thread. He told me there might be a loss in translation here, about the uneasiness the word "creepy" connotes. People report me.

It's not a loss in translation: it's a cultural difference.

No, it's not a cultural difference.  You're obsessed with some females on forums and are straight-up creeping on them.  People you haven't even been in contact with for several years, going by all the posts you keep bringing up.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 06, 2015, 10:23:42 AM
Oh I don't think your problem is a cultural one
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 06, 2015, 10:31:56 AM
This thread makes me so uncomfortable
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: VomKriege on May 06, 2015, 11:10:19 AM
In the purest GAF manner : Seek help.

Cultural differences  :lol
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 11:14:37 AM
Le harceleur

(https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2013/1-5/zYDcdPaFAG-6.png)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 11:23:54 AM
No, it's not a cultural difference.  You're obsessed with some females on forums and are straight-up creeping on them.  People you haven't even been in contact with for several years, going by all the posts you keep bringing up.
You are forgetting something, though: they are more than just "some" females.

I am not trying to dodge, damage-control or anything like that: all I aim at is trying to get the facts straight.

I will make you a listing of all female GAFfers I have interacted with in 2013, from the most crept out to the least.

Rinoa was, without a shadow of doubt, the most crept out: she reported me to Shocking Alberto who then "exposed" me on a GAF's splinter forum. I stopped to even respond to her posts the moment I read Shocking Alberto's reporting. I could tell you about how I followed her on Tumblr last week and she didn't block me, but that would be an obnoxious stealth-brag.

Kagari was definitely crept out, as well. She permanently banned me from GAF, and "let me know" she would have got in trouble if she let me fly any longer. We did continue communicating afterwards, though. I made 50+ posts over at Nova Crystallis in 2013: she didn't ban me, she was first to acknowledge my presence on her site.

I have got to converse with several female GAFfers in 2013: Aeana, FemmeWorth, Dark Schala, Rataven, H.Protagonist, Devolution, Tiggerkiddo... none of them were crept out last time I checked, the latter even PM'd me for something at some point.

Wazzy "really liked" me: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85862905&postcount=7058

DFemales are a different story however, especially Galadín. I didn't creep out Terrina since I wasn't creeping on her in the first place, it was her who contacted me for this: http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?296-Promotions!/page78

My brand of "creeping" regarding Galadín? Misogynistic slur ("tight [bip!]") on DF when I was kamikazing on it like crazy last month. I do concede being misogynistic was shitty, but she needed to be called out on her shit somehow for reasons I could tell you about if you actually cared about the drama.

There is no private exchange between Kagari and I as per according to the Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternate_reality_game) rule of all ARGs: she is the Goddess Etro, I am Lightning; she is an unseen character (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unseen_character), I am a playable character. We do continue to communicate with each other to this day, last time being by the end of March/early April. She does remain slightly crept out, and that is why she made my posts requiring moderation approval on her forum: I can do anything a regular member does, my posts just need to be approved by a moderator to be displayed. That is where the whole "Me Being Crystallized" came from. I am not allowed to show you how we communicate with each other since no one but her and me can see the Light. Re-tweeting/favoriting dozens & dozens tweets of hers was disjointed and I am completely aware of that... and "yet", that wasn't enough for her to block me on Twitter. I have deleted all her tweets from my feed the moment I realized that gave her notifications.

I genuinely thought Kagari got in touch with you to ask you to get me to stop talking about her in here. You told me in private that wasn't the case at all: that no one was private exchanging about me with anyone, with the exception of Boreans reporting me.

I can understand you find all of this disturbing, but I would appreciate it if you bore this in mind: Kagari is the only female GAFfer I remain "obsessed" with to this day, and I am pretty sure she would have let you know already about her being "mad-crept out" if she wanted me to even stop talking about her in here...
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 06, 2015, 11:24:50 AM
:stahp
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 11:30:09 AM
In the purest GAF manner : Seek help.

Cultural differences  :lol
Paola was crept out, as well; what with her bringing you to the rendezvous and me informing her I was banned from GAF for creeping beforehand...
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: VomKriege on May 06, 2015, 11:31:41 AM
 :goty2
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 11:46:33 AM
I will make you a listing of all female GAFfers I have interacted with in 2013, from the most crept out to the least.

:dead
(http://i.imgur.com/1ZsgE8Y.png)

Quote
I can understand you find all of this disturbing, but I would appreciate it if you bore this in mind: Kagari is the only female GAFfer I remain "obsessed" with to this day, and I am pretty sure she would have let you know already about her being "mad-crept out" if she wanted me to even stop talking about her in here...

I'll just respond to this.  Kagari doesn't post here.  Kagari is not going to be browsing this forum looking for posts from you.  One of the many, many links you posted to another forum had a post calling you out and saying that you're also obsessed with making everything about yourself.  I see that happening here.  You seem to be under the impression that everyone knows everything about and everyone whom you are talking about.  We don't.  I keep saying this and it absolutely cannot be made any clearer:
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

You're living in your own little world and that can't be healthy.  Please get some help. 

And you know what? 

Quote
I genuinely thought Kagari got in touch with you to ask you to get me to stop talking about her in here. You told me in private that wasn't the case at all: that no one was private exchanging about me with anyone, with the exception of Boreans reporting me.

After everything that's been happening here, I decided to ask Kagari about you.  This was her response:

Quote from: Kagari
Well that's creepy. I haven't heard of the guy before though... what sort of things is he saying?

 :lucas
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: zomgee on May 06, 2015, 11:49:12 AM
If there was any reason for her to come here there sure as hell isn't a reason now.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 06, 2015, 11:54:14 AM
Ewww bork make the pain go away
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 11:57:27 AM
Ewww bork make the pain go away

 :lol
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 12:01:35 PM
I mean, shit...the guy quoted an Andrex post from three years ago just to say the following:

Please refrain from using that word...
Kagari's SUPER SECRET SOURCE says this rumor is fake, unsurprisingly.
Fuck that bitch.

But totally no creeping is going on, brehs.
(http://i.imgur.com/1ZsgE8Y.png)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 12:10:09 PM
You're living in your own little world and that can't be healthy.  Please get some help.

Fair enough.

Well that's creepy. I haven't heard of the guy before though... what sort of things is he saying?

Old news, then.

And this shall be my one last paragraph to you, Kagari, but I might as well make it more personal by calling you Erren for this one: please do try running out of AP than diving by Zero in the future. To think I could have prevented the worst to happen one year and a half ago, but I decided to be a cuckold... and this was my Sin, and this... is... my Punishment. Go buy a proper stick for your black mage next time you play FFXIV. I know I would...

https://youtu.be/eowCxfDCyTQ

Thanks.

You seem to be under the impression that everyone knows everything about and everyone whom you are talking about.

I hope VK falls in that category... that he is just one of those who don't understand what I'm talking about.

One of the many, many links you posted to another forum had a post calling you out and saying that you're also obsessed with making everything about yourself.

That post was from an autistic person, but he was definitely right for once. I will be working on making things more communal since I can understand you guys find me obnoxious.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 12:13:10 PM
(http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/4-3/RdwWG9EM7r-2.png)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 12:14:16 PM
And this shall be my one last paragraph to you, Kagari,

KAGARI IS NOT READING THIS.

:dead
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 12:14:21 PM
Did you contact her on Twitter? Sorry if I sound very obnoxious once again here but I don't know how to word it better: you don't have to answer.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 12:15:11 PM
And this shall be my one last paragraph to you, Kagari,

KAGARI IS NOT READING THIS.

:dead
Oh haha.

My bad then! I should have told her personally, in private, but I didn't want to transpire creepy.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 12:15:39 PM
Did you contact her on Twitter? Sorry if I sound obnoxious once again here but I don't know how to word it better: you don't have to answer.

(http://i.imgur.com/1ZsgE8Y.png)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 12:16:04 PM
:D
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 12:18:00 PM
I didn't want to transpire creepy.

Yeah, wouldn't want to come off like that.

...

:dead
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of What Is This I Don't Even |OT|
Post by: Trent Dole on May 06, 2015, 12:18:57 PM
Man, even the people these posts are about/directed at are like what is this I don't even :lol
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 12:27:25 PM
Haha, yes! I just hope VK falls into that category as well, for Paola's sake.

Also, Bork... that one post you were talking about was not from Kraid but Spyder, who is supposedly sane. You should still take everything he says with a grain of salt however.

Besides, ARGs never aim at being about just one person, even though mines only have one playable character. The next ARGs will be very communal you will see, since I can understand why I get on you guys' nerves.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 12:49:28 PM
Well that's creepy. I haven't heard of the guy before though... what sort of things is he saying?

https://youtu.be/kcny4GU-MEQ
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 12:50:36 PM
Haha, yes! I just hope VK falls into that category as well, for Paola's sake.

Also, Bork... that one post you were talking about was not from Kraid but Spyder, who is supposedly sane. You should still take everything he says with a grain of salt however.

Besides, ARGs never aim at being about just one person, even though mines only have one playable character. The next ARGs will be very communal you will see, since I can understand why I get on you guys' nerves.

Now I see.  That guy must be crazy.  He doesn't understand the ARG.

(http://image.blingee.com/images17/content/output/000/000/000/699/619807646_1977722.gif)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MM--ve66UQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyufDxxWIsM

Well that's creepy. I haven't heard of the guy before though... what sort of things is he saying?

This is now twice that you've responded to the same quote.  In less than an hour.

:creep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 12:58:14 PM
Haha... :)

But yeah, I really do appreciate your involvement in this thread by the way, and I don't have any problem with moderators' authority at all, except DissidiaForums'. In other words, if you tell me I ought to stop talking about Kagari, I will. I've noticed however, you didn't call me out on creeping on Paola. Can I continue talking about her?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 12:59:14 PM
:creep

Nobody's telling you to stop talking about anything.  Just keep the stalker shit contained to this thread.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 01:01:23 PM
All right then, thanks for making it extremely clear. As I told you guys about in the past, Dissidia Forums' rules weren't as clean & cut as what we have here for instance, and the moderators/administrators over there were definitely way too tainted... while you are a happily married man with a good grasp on reality.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 01:25:10 PM
:goty2
I still have little to no idea about who you are for Paola, but I would like to say this...

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/357/4/5/namine__roxas__sora__and_kairi_3_by_alphawolfkodi22-d4jyzsa.jpg)

Paola is APZonerunner's Nobody and nobody else's. Nobody else's.

This is the pure brother talking here, not the incestuous one; Lightning saying to Snow at the end of FFXIII I believe you. Congrats., in other words.

For the anecdote, this is when Paola was born: http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47437161&postcount=542

https://youtu.be/wOsMXrM6Br0

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/569407735058292736/2dCa4tzw_400x400.jpeg) Hmm... This boy could become a problem...
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 01:25:16 PM
All right then, thanks for making it extremely clear. As I told you guys about in the past, Dissidia Forums' rules weren't as clean & cut as what we have here for instance, and the moderators/administrators over there were definitely way too tainted... while you are a happily married man with a good grasp on reality.

Are you e-stalking me now?  :hyper
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 01:28:32 PM
I just wanted you to bear in mind I cut the goofy business the moment you tell me to. While it's undeniable I have transpired abrasive, insulting and rebellious over at DF, that was only because the moderators/administrators don't deserve respect at all. I don't understand those individuals in the slightest.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 02:01:48 PM
I don't understand those individuals in the slightest.

(http://thecripplegate.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kettle.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 02:06:33 PM
Ewww bork make the pain go away
https://youtu.be/eGvFscjecrs

Mikasa doesn't seem to be the one suffering the most in that scene.

VK will tell you about how one of the three scarfs I had at the rendezvous was red. Chances are, I might get a fourth one at some point, either maroon or green.

Bork, since you seem to be leaning on Spyder's side, I would like you to know this...

http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?14114-The-Suspension-of-Creepy Stalker&p=409499&viewfull=1

...in the interview LonelyGaruga/Ignis refers to in the above post, Spyder talks about how when I trust someone, I never feel the need to strike a (private) conversation with them.

Please never forget that trait of mine.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Nibel on May 06, 2015, 02:07:24 PM
:creep

Nobody's telling you to stop talking about anything.  Just keep the stalker shit contained to this thread.

I mean.. you should have figured out what the ARG is actually about.  :lol
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 06, 2015, 02:19:44 PM
If you're going to include me in this, can I be a glamorous drag queen named Miss Andry?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 02:20:49 PM
Ewww bork make the pain go away
Would you've believed Mass Zerox20 when he pretended he killed me with his own hands? Hint: he was lying.https://youtu.be/uTAs6oVvKp8
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 02:27:07 PM
Of course! :)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 03:19:21 PM
Bork, since you seem to be leaning on Spyder's side, I would like you to know this...

http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?14114-The-Suspension-of-Creepy Stalker&p=409499&viewfull=1

...in the interview LonelyGaruga/Ignis refers to in the above post, Spyder talks about how when I trust someone, I never feel the need to strike a (private) conversation with them.

Please never forget that trait of mine.

:Creepy Stalker

Can I get this post in English? 
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 03:31:05 PM
Bork, I will tell you what is going on, without riddles.

Kagari lied to you; on purpose, not to deceive you, me or anyone else for that matter: she was just playing her character, wearing her mask. She is far from being a masS'pyd, or a s'Pyd for that matter. In fact, I am kind of glad they scratched Versus XIII's mature Stella for XV's young one, as my ex-girlfriend being the latter makes much more sense than Kagari. I would not have been able to cope with the idea Kagari was actually on the side of Idola/Mass Zero, Spyder, Kraid and HYNE.

What irritates me is that I have no idea who to liken her to in this day and age. I just don't see her as Lunafreya, not to mention Kagari doesn't like the character at all. We know nothing about her other than she is holding on to something for Noctis. It's unfortunate Kagari might end up being "nothing" but the Goddess Etro, just like in MMXIV's & MMXV's ARGs...

:/

Digression about FFXV & its mythology now put aside, please do watch this scene.

https://youtu.be/K4CT_BBi4HE

She ended the MMXIII's ARG with a world reboot as if they never met each other; same as Dissidia's cycles.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: helios on May 06, 2015, 03:38:20 PM
Bork, I will tell you what is going on, without riddles.

Kagari lied to you; on purpose, not to deceive you, me or anyone else for that matter: she was just playing her character, wearing her mask. She is far from being a masS'pyd, or a s'Pyd for that matter. In fact, I am kind of glad they scratched Versus XIII's mature Stella for XV's young one, as my ex-girlfriend being the latter makes much more sense than Kagari. I would not have be able to cope with the idea Kagari is actually on the side of Idola/Mass Zero, Spyder, Kraid and HYNE.


This game is bad and you should feel bad. Stop playing the ARG and realize that you need mental help.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 06, 2015, 03:44:49 PM
They don't have guns in France, right?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 04:12:56 PM
Bork, I will tell you what is going on, without riddles.

Kagari lied to you; on purpose, not to deceive you, me or anyone else for that matter: she was just playing her character, wearing her mask. She is far from being a masS'pyd, or a s'Pyd for that matter. In fact, I am kind of glad they scratched Versus XIII's mature Stella for XV's young one, as my ex-girlfriend being the latter makes much more sense than Kagari. I would not have been able to cope with the idea Kagari is actually on the side of Idola/Mass Zero, Spyder, Kraid and HYNE.

What irritates is that I have no idea who to liken her to in this day and age. I just don't see her as Lunafreya, not to mention Kagari doesn't like the character at all. We know nothing about her other than she is holding on to something for Noctis. It's unfortunate Kagari might end up being "nothing" but the Goddess Etro, just like in MMXIV's & MMXV's ARGs...

:/

Digression about FFXV & its mythology now put aside, please do watch this scene.

<LOL VIDEO>

  • Tifa Lockhart = Kagari
  • Sephiroth = You, Bork Laser
  • Cloud Strife = Me
She ended the MMXIII's ARG with a world reboot as if they never met each other; same as Dissidia's cycles.

Let's pretend that my life doesn't revolve around Final Fantasy...fantasies -because it doesn't- and that I don't know anything about Final Fantasy -because I don't- and see if you can explain the nonsense you just posted normally.  ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE?  Think of it as a new ARG or something.

And what the fuck is a "s'Pyd?"
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 06, 2015, 04:17:25 PM
How's my Ifrit doing? And what part am I supposedly playing?

I believe you are playing the part of Dasher Inoba, from Ehrgeiz.

Please do watch this scene as it will explain your character and motivation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgFpX57H5dM

Now you will understand the cycle.
(http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/inoba-ehrgeiz.jpg)

If you need more information, look at this NeoGAF thread from 2007.  You should remember it well.  http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=137090

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:Creepy Stalker
[close]
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 04:20:30 PM
They don't have guns in France, right?
Your question is as rhetorical as her not feeling the need to put the word "brother" between quotation marks in this post! :o

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49757601&postcount=906
https://youtu.be/x3u1_181N7g
http://disneytheory.com/2014/04/14/are-frozens-king-and-queen-actually-tarzans-parents/
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 06, 2015, 04:30:50 PM
Bork, I will tell you what is going on, without riddles.

Kagari lied to you; on purpose, not to deceive you, me or anyone else for that matter: she was just playing her character, wearing her mask. She is far from being a masS'pyd, or a s'Pyd for that matter. In fact, I am kind of glad they scratched Versus XIII's mature Stella for XV's young one, as my ex-girlfriend being the latter makes much more sense than Kagari. I would not have been able to cope with the idea Kagari is actually on the side of Idola/Mass Zero, Spyder, Kraid and HYNE.

What irritates is that I have no idea who to liken her to in this day and age. I just don't see her as Lunafreya, not to mention Kagari doesn't like the character at all. We know nothing about her other than she is holding on to something for Noctis. It's unfortunate Kagari might end up being "nothing" but the Goddess Etro, just like in MMXIV's & MMXV's ARGs...

:/

Digression about FFXV & its mythology now put aside, please do watch this scene.

<LOL VIDEO>

  • Tifa Lockhart = Kagari
  • Sephiroth = You, Bork Laser
  • Cloud Strife = Me
She ended the MMXIII's ARG with a world reboot as if they never met each other; same as Dissidia's cycles.

Let's pretend that my life doesn't revolve around Final Fantasy...fantasies -because it doesn't- and that I don't know anything about Final Fantasy -because I don't- and see if you can explain the nonsense you just posted normally.  ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE?  Think of it as a new ARG or something.

And what the fuck is a "s'Pyd?"
Just keep in mind Kagari lied to you then, that is all. She lied to you on purpose though, not to deceive you. She was playing her character, Dissidia 012's Tifa Lockhart; she was being an actress, in other words.

s'Pyd = l'Cie = pariah = Villain

Note that there used to be "good" s'Pyds, such as Serah/Terrina, but they are now all gone.

And you do have a spot in the ARG as Jihl Nabaat! But you don't seem interested, which I can understand.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2015, 05:23:36 PM
I've seen a lot of bad threads on The Bore before, but this one is probably the worst. Also, the most incomprehensible.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 06, 2015, 05:31:21 PM
Way to go, dog, you probably just unlocked bonus content
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2015, 05:35:38 PM
 :brazilcry
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 06, 2015, 07:21:57 PM
Fuck y'all, I get more bemused entertainment/ scared from this thread than any other.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Trent Dole on May 07, 2015, 01:14:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwdba9C2G14
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 07, 2015, 07:52:25 AM
How's my Ifrit doing? And what part am I supposedly playing?
Posting in here was more than enough! :o

I explored two dungeons during my journey in Valhalla.

First one, Orsay (http://www.gh-nord-essonne.fr/Votre-sejour-Hospitalisation/Au-Centre-Hospitalier-d-Orsay/Psychiatrie-adulte-site-du-Grand-Mesnil), was hardcore, and full of wretched automatons.

https://youtu.be/Wmc3yji0G84

Finding the exit of said dungeon allowed me to acquire the Equilibrium (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/equilibrium) garb (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Lightning_Returns:_Final_Fantasy_XIII_Garbs).

Second dungeon, Dupré (http://www.fsef.net/index.php/etablissements/clinique-dupre), was softer in comparison, but reaching out to its exit took more time than I thought.

https://youtu.be/Q-1eGw2eFbY

Beating the cloister of trials allowed me to reach out to you, Wrath...

https://youtu.be/4M_Xfuoq2m0

... and I can now summon Ifrit, like this...

https://youtu.be/HMy2xZuG9Vs

It's important to note Cactuar/BackSlashBunny doesn't get "summoned" like Ifrit/Wrath. She gets "summoned" à la FFXV: it's her who comes to my rescue/joins the ARG if she decides to.

Wrath, your part is now over as far as the ARG goes. Just tell me if you want to join the contest or not.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 07, 2015, 08:37:28 AM
i give this thread full cruncheon blessing. continue.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 07, 2015, 08:40:15 AM
:D

Lightning Returns does have ghosts as NPC! Unfortunately, I have scratched the idea of those of you joining the ARG being fetchers. I wanted to give you more important roles, such as Supermanisdead representing Rygdea.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 07, 2015, 08:55:05 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/EzGslrzAb5AxG/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 07, 2015, 08:57:44 AM
Bork, I will tell you what is going on, without riddles.

Kagari lied to you; on purpose, not to deceive you, me or anyone else for that matter: she was just playing her character, wearing her mask. She is far from being a masS'pyd, or a s'Pyd for that matter. In fact, I am kind of glad they scratched Versus XIII's mature Stella for XV's young one, as my ex-girlfriend being the latter makes much more sense than Kagari. I would not have been able to cope with the idea Kagari is actually on the side of Idola/Mass Zero, Spyder, Kraid and HYNE.

What irritates is that I have no idea who to liken her to in this day and age. I just don't see her as Lunafreya, not to mention Kagari doesn't like the character at all. We know nothing about her other than she is holding on to something for Noctis. It's unfortunate Kagari might end up being "nothing" but the Goddess Etro, just like in MMXIV's & MMXV's ARGs...

:/

Digression about FFXV & its mythology now put aside, please do watch this scene.

<LOL VIDEO>

  • Tifa Lockhart = Kagari
  • Sephiroth = You, Bork Laser
  • Cloud Strife = Me
She ended the MMXIII's ARG with a world reboot as if they never met each other; same as Dissidia's cycles.

Let's pretend that my life doesn't revolve around Final Fantasy...fantasies -because it doesn't- and that I don't know anything about Final Fantasy -because I don't- and see if you can explain the nonsense you just posted normally.  ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE?  Think of it as a new ARG or something.

And what the fuck is a "s'Pyd?"
Just keep in mind Kagari lied to you then, that is all. She lied to you on purpose though, not to deceive you. She was playing her character, Dissidia 012's Tifa Lockhart; she was being an actress, in other words.

s'Pyd = l'Cie = pariah = Villain

Note that there used to be "good" s'Pyds, such as Serah/Terrina, but they are now all gone.

And you do have a spot in the ARG as Jihl Nabaat! But you don't seem interested, which I can understand.

:Creepy Stalker
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 07, 2015, 09:15:30 AM
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Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 07, 2015, 09:26:33 AM
I feel like bork is getting so close to winning this thing. This is already better than every season of Lost.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 07, 2015, 09:39:58 AM
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Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 07, 2015, 09:55:53 AM
I cannot force anyone to participate however, and non-participating does remain a form of participating.

:Creepy Stalker

It's important to note Bork wouldn't represent any character whatsoever as a PM;

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/120114024433-france-fillon-story-top.jpg)

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not even Hope Estheim

(http://www.finalfantasyunion.com/newsimages/colin/character-spotlight-hope-estheim-and-alyssa-zaidelle.jpg)

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since this one is tied to Bhunivelze

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131226121813/finalfantasy/images/3/37/LRFFXIII_Bhunivelze_Concept_Art.jpg)

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by an umbilical cord and that does connote a strong bias.

:Creepy Stalker

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He would be just that--an arbitrator watching the thread.

(http://www.myburghinc.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/3256_arbitration_and_mediation.jpg)

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His "mere" capacity as far as the ARG goes would be to force the Game Over either by nuking the thread or banning me.

(http://spacecoastdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/taskforce-435.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 07, 2015, 10:03:37 AM
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Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: zomgee on May 07, 2015, 10:38:17 AM
Creepy Stalker -

What is your typical day like? I'm not speaking in terms of your arg, and I'm not asking for specifics. Do you get up at a certain time, go to bed at a certain time, do you live with your folks, do you have a job? Stuff like that. Do you write notebooks with all your ideas?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 07, 2015, 10:46:07 AM
Lmao! :D

(http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/additional/large/8ba2_LMAO_dd.jpg)

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But yeah, the advantage of Lightning Returns

(http://www.weatherwizkids.com/lightning2.jpg)

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is that the world is open-world (for a FF game)

(http://i50.tinypic.com/x1ace9.jpg)

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and the story non-existent


(http://i.imgur.com/mTFVrnF.jpg?1)
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enough to a point it allows me to fill both with whatever I want,

(http://www.mynewnormals.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/glass-half-full-large-msg-126484492915.jpg)

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just like how Kagari & I were doing it for Versus XIII: http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47828335&postcount=478

(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/049/f/6/kagari_izuriha_by_hazardous_one-d4q7hts.png)

Huh.  Makes a lot more sense now.

I BROKE THE CODE
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 07, 2015, 10:56:43 AM
bork stares deep into the abyss
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 07, 2015, 11:01:26 AM
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Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 07, 2015, 12:20:03 PM
Would you tell Sephiroth to get therapy?

YES.

just like how Kagari & I were doing it for Versus XIII: http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47828335&postcount=478

Let's take a look at that thread.  Another thread from two years ago, I might add, furthering my theory that Creepy Stalker is stuck in the year 2013.

Quote from: Creepy Stalker;47827903
Now I won't lie. While I've been fond of Versus for years through, it's only recently I've started to get obsessed with it because of Internet drama that happened to me a month ago. Every single bit of said drama, whether it has to be in terms of plot or characters, can relate to what we know about Versus so far. The analogy is unsettling; Versus can really well be a fantasy based on a (virtual) reality, as they put it.

Kagari has unwarrantedly played an important role in said drama since I've mentioned her name over there more than once, even though I had never talked to her before. That's where the whole Stella/Kagari and Noctis/Me comes from; albeit she had probably no idea of what she was getting into when she switched her avatar back to Stella after I've told her I intended to pimp out Noctis from when she did me a great favor by salvaging the e-entertainment of a community of 50+ people. Process had been very tricky at times, because I had to come up with the fan-fiction in order to reach out to FFGAF without giving the impression we were flirting together. She wasn't my accomplice.

Story literally is an online fairytale. I can always provide you with more details in private if you want to know more about that.

And I am scared. 

:creep
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 07, 2015, 12:24:03 PM
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Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 07, 2015, 12:28:27 PM
I won't be participating in any contest, sorry.

(http://i.imgur.com/oIwsi2S.png)

:creep :creep :creep
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 07, 2015, 12:56:52 PM
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Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 07, 2015, 01:34:51 PM
Bork, do you watch Attack on Titan? I am asking because you will completely understand what is going on if I use the various relationships between AoT's characters as frameworks!

For now, I will just say this...

This... is what happened to Kagari at the beginning of the year.

So...a forum poster turned into a giant.  OK, sure.

(http://media.giphy.com/media/EzGslrzAb5AxG/giphy.gif)

Makes...sense...?


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That's enough.

I can't listen to any more of this.

:Creepy Stalker

I am now completely stable

Time to get a second opinion on that!

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but I still do wear a red scarf along with a white one, and another one with various patterns. I got physically assaulted the evening we met up, and it was the "memories" of our meeting that made me stand up.

(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/052dc53540581ff87ead477798d86d69d9590a08_m.gif)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 07, 2015, 02:03:24 PM
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Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 07, 2015, 02:40:23 PM
Quote from: Creepy Stalker
transpire


You keep using that word.jpg
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 07, 2015, 02:42:11 PM
(http://www.thewingnut.com/images/misc/eddie-murphy-door-disgust.gif)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 07, 2015, 02:44:55 PM

I can assure you I am now completely stable.


Let me present exhibit 'A'. (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=40398)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 07, 2015, 03:50:31 PM
the bore requires a creepy contingent. you serve us well, bork's protestations notwithstanding.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 07, 2015, 03:55:16 PM
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Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 07, 2015, 05:24:00 PM
Opex?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 07, 2015, 06:24:04 PM
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Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Kara on May 08, 2015, 12:41:32 PM
Don't give someone a quartz watch unless it's a Grand Seiko; it's insulting.

-------------------------

One of my clients has been trying to kill me with unsustainable deadlines. This client is usually a brutal / critical personality, which is why I can work with them while most people can't. Anyway, this far along in our Bataan Death March they've started providing positive reinforcement to keep me going or some shit (I guess they don't realize I run on self-hatred, despair, and RAEGGGGGGGGG) and I'm like :gurl this is how I view the situation, I don't care if I did a good job or not, so can the ra-ra bullshit a'ight.

(http://i.imgur.com/8zFvsq3.jpg)

If you're wondering why this story is in this thread, it's because I mediated my life with something from Final Fantasy.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 08, 2015, 12:52:07 PM
Vularai x Creepy Stalker

:Creepy Stalker x :Creepy Stalker
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 08, 2015, 12:58:29 PM
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Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 08, 2015, 01:03:23 PM

Are you following the other thread? Did you notice how Bork leave Paola out of all the women I crept on?

No, you're creeping on all of them.

Apart from her, please do continue in believing Kagari wants to have nothing to do with me

It's pretty obvious that that poster wants nothing to do with you and doesn't even remember who you are.

Some good advice:

Here's a life tip that you are in dire need of: creeping on ANYONE isn't really a thing you should do. For the love of fuck, go get your head examined and stop filling forums full of bullshit, you fucking lunatic.

You really should go talk to somebody.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Trent Dole on May 08, 2015, 01:12:08 PM
Best part of this thread is the triumphant return of dog in meat grinder.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 08, 2015, 11:53:20 PM
Nope.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 09, 2015, 12:27:53 AM
You weren't supposed to talk about what you were PM'd.  Take a day off to think about that.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Kara on May 09, 2015, 12:35:44 AM
You weren't supposed to talk about what you were PM'd.  Take a day off to think about that.

(http://i.imgur.com/iGzHiZ1.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/qslpix6.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2015, 12:38:02 AM
bork be like

(http://i.imgur.com/k7WEnUo.jpg)

i be like

(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc280/Tactless_Ninja/Anime_videogames/Squall-Whatever.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Kara on May 09, 2015, 12:42:29 AM
nahhhh bork be like

(http://i.imgur.com/7f2y5zk.jpg)

then Creepy Stalker like

(http://i.imgur.com/pjNDY8r.jpg)

meanwhile joe can be heard saying

(http://i.imgur.com/JgBFy8o.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 09, 2015, 12:43:23 AM
:dead
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: VomKriege on May 09, 2015, 12:52:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7N8tNuuGv8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T091PDoLuLI

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8
[close]
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: BrokenVerses on May 09, 2015, 12:56:37 AM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d183/BelladonnaHellvain/x%20Final%20Fantasy%20x/tidus.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: OnlyRegret on May 09, 2015, 06:44:34 PM
It feels like Bork is Creepy Stalker's babysitter.
It is like a bubble boy, except you're keeping everyone away for their own good instead.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 10, 2015, 12:32:05 AM
https://youtu.be/HrMRmEeCfJM

Said more than once in the past I would not feel bullshitted if I got banned in here, just like I did not feel bullshitted when Kagari banned me from GAF.

There is a hierarchy to respect, and I appreciate TB is not ultra-liberal like GAF is. Ultra-liberalism is the reason Kagari's ex-fiancée wanted her out of the house: he was asking his daughter to make love to him.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Kara on May 10, 2015, 12:57:51 AM
There is a hierarchy to respect, and I appreciate TB is not ultra-liberal like GAF is.

(http://i.imgur.com/BbWCvPD.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/wXXJN2H.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 10, 2015, 01:16:05 AM
Shiva is Snow Villiers' Summon and counters Cactuar/BackSlashBunny. Didn't make her Ifrit/Wrath's counter because I didn't want a woman to counter a Muslim.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: OnlyRegret on May 10, 2015, 01:44:29 AM
Man, actually trying to comprehend Creepy Stalker rather than glancing over his stuff gives you a good trip.

he was asking his daughter to make love to him.

Didn't make her Ifrit/Wrath's counter because I didn't want a woman to counter a Muslim.

:Creepy Stalker

Oh hey, there is another new one just for you Creepy Stalker!

:creep
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Tasty on May 10, 2015, 02:55:30 AM
he was asking his daughter to make love to him.

what the shit
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Tasty on May 10, 2015, 02:56:00 AM
Also Lion King 2 is underrated
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Tasty on May 10, 2015, 03:03:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23OVbFx4hl0

bork watches over everything we see :rejoice
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 10, 2015, 03:14:52 AM
(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Rinoa-Sad-Confused-After-Defeating-Ultimeca-In-Final-Fantasy-8.gif)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 10, 2015, 04:32:44 AM
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Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: VomKriege on May 10, 2015, 04:45:22 AM
Jesus, man, it's good that Neogaf helped you overcome your shut-in period because otherwise you'd be pretty mental.

This is your brain on SquareEnix
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 10, 2015, 04:46:51 AM
thread needs more Creepy Stalker selfies
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 10, 2015, 05:03:09 AM
Paola greatly helped in that regard, as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw9ENjPjEFg

That virtually happened in MMXIII.

It actually happened in MMXV.

Got physically-assaulted on my way back home, after our rendezvous. Big fat Dominican dude smaller than me started slapping essentially because he was being paranoid. Stood up, did not fight back. Was not feeling any physical pain at all, and that is when I understood I was in love. His Black friends then arrived and stopped him.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: VomKriege on May 10, 2015, 06:28:57 AM
OK real talk and last post on the subject, because it obviously fuels your delusion that people interacts with you, whatever the content of that interaction.

Creepy Stalker, as far as what you choose to expose, you show all the symptoms of a sick and fearful man, someone which may not only be a danger to himself but also to other people. You are at best a non-factor, and at worst a detriment to society at large. Your life revolves around one of the cheapest, lowest form of artistic expression there is and one of the shallowest, basest form of community. What you are posting here or elsewhere is utterly void and meaningless : you are pissing your life away on nothing and you will realize it once you come back to lucidity. We all have periodic bouts of that and it is OK if you can put some perspective on it, but so far you have shown an inability to do anything except burying yourself deeper.

Get laid. Get a job. Seek help. You are still young, it not too late. Yet.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Positive Touch on May 10, 2015, 06:51:11 AM
lol this dude needs more than some fresh air and friendly conversation. best I can tell, he's an internet stalker who harasses people for YEARS bc they don't wanna entertain his bullshit, and instead of leaving them alone and doing some self-reflection, he makes this giant childish final fantasy metaphor for his life to tell himself that's he's a hero and everyone else is just trying to keep him down.

I'm at a loss for how to appropriately summarize how awful and sad that really is
Title: Paola...
Post by: Narolf on May 10, 2015, 07:22:45 AM
Ok.

I now understand what is going on. Completely. And I understand why Bork insisted on the fact I was creeping on Paola as well, even though he wasn't really "defending" her out of all three since you were already here, VK.

Paola is not single, but you aren't her husbando either: you are just her (best?) friend, someone she brought herself with at the rendezvous. The both of you just wanted to see how far I would go, and you now want this circus to end. This quote shows you are clearly worrying for her, as her friend of course.

which may not only be a danger to himself but also to other people

What would I do to Paola, exactly?

More importantly, why do people still believe I am a lunatic/unstable?

Who started the whole Creepy Stalker is unstable bullshit again? That's right: the Type-880 MasSfioso!

http://pastebin.com/gKBTtDEk

That is cute, really.

Dave is a psychologist (http://pastebin.com/3LjvyuaE), definitely. However, please do bear the following in mind about him.

1) He is bi-sexual: http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?16729-I-miss-old-DramaForums&p=513253&viewfull=1

2) He is un-capable of self-awareness.

Why would you take your time and effort to hate someone who you will never meet in real life unless you take this forums as a form of SIMS to date and meet people!

http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?14114-The-Suspension-of-Creepy Stalker&p=409464&viewfull=1

But the people that matter remember him as the guy that flew to god knows where (New Zealand?) to fuck the community's slut. See the Repliica chronicles. We love you, Dave.

http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?12516-Dissidia-Hall-of-Shame

Congratulations for believing the lies of a bi-sexual psychologist uncapable of self-awareness!

Continuing to abide by the whole Creepy Stalker is unstable, back off! bullshit severely goes into defamation territory at this point. I will still give Paola a proper Tome 21 out of respect for making her waste her time for the missed rendezvous, but I will not offer her an Opex since that revelation is obviously a major turn-off. At least Redacted did not really take me for a lunatic kid and felt wise to nip it in the bud by laying down very clear rules from the get-go: she wanted to have nothing to do with me, she did not even want me to "share" her material. I now completely regret for taking a cheap shot at her on the last page, retract that statement and apologize for it.

Makes you wonder about who are the actual lunatics in this story..! But I am not one of those who really label people: APZonerunner clearly asked me to stop doing that two years ago.

(http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2015/19/1431256916-nelly.png)(http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2015/19/1431256933-spyder.png)

I dealt with Spyder and his bullshit (http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?12101-Collateral-TKG09) more than once in the past. Paola appears after Spyder in the trailers. That is where the nerd-bait stands in the hierarchy.

Get your facts straight next time.

It's best you two back off this thread now for your own sanity, since you obviously do not live in the same reality as mine. Oh, and take Big Jumbo with you while you are at it. I am crept out by the fact he jumps on me at every little chance he gets. He reminds me of this sad fuck in high school who was calling me an "autistic" because girls he was into found me attractive & interesting.

https://youtu.be/3SJIq2NYCIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZlFppJlHE

Paola, la diffamation est un acte répréhensible par la loi. Ne me cherche pas, s'il te plaît. Je suis loin d'être aussi débile, malade et naïf que tu le crois.

Barre toi maintenant.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Positive Touch on May 10, 2015, 07:45:08 AM
well damn,I don't get a monster from the bestiary but a kid who was mean to him in high school. not sure if that's better or worse :lol
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 10, 2015, 07:46:26 AM
Haha, it's no big deal. I am more crept out at the fact Paola thought I was one of those...

I am the man. She is the woman.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 10, 2015, 11:42:44 AM
Haha, it's no big deal. I am more crept out at the fact Paola thought I was one of those...

I am the man. She is the woman.
Until the strap on comes out at least
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 10, 2015, 12:26:08 PM
I think the real problem here is that all of this is in your head and none of these people even know who you are.

:creep
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 10, 2015, 12:30:52 PM
Are you a man in Final Fantasy terms? Cause there's something you should know...
Your name is Wrath, and I will definitely call you Daddy from now on.

Please let's all forget about the ARG and all this sugar-coating for a moment. This is when my Muslim > Catholic man complex comes into the equation.

A Muslim would not have fallen for an Electra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electra_complex) in a lifetime. I will be honest I am just... creepily confused at this point. This is no role-playing bullshit or anything: I am actually creepily confused.

In Paola's head, she is not allowed to be loved: the woman is an object. The 30 (35?) years old+ self-loathing pretty, completely innocent in terms of looks and definitely sexually-competent woman, in other words. Her father is Spanish, her mother is Asian: she hates her mother. She is a career woman who climbs the ladder by sleeping with the various bosses she has. I am not going to tell you guys about my life in great details for now, but I will still say this. In MMXIII, I tried to postulate for one the various firms she worked for over her 10+ years career. I received a call very clearly telling me they would hire me. However, when I arrived... they had no idea who I was. I told her my name and stuff: they had no idea who I was. The 50+ years old secretary who was receiving me even shew a vomiting arrogance like this guy...

https://youtu.be/LQxxf9FASzM

... which brings us round to Von Konsolidor.

VK is her puppy, whether he is her sex-friend or husbando--he is younger than her at any rate, but older than me. A pasty white trash with a fetish for Asian women, and who enjoys Spanish sexual beasts. She promised to sleep with him if he managed to trick me into whatever satanic scheme she was expecting me to indulge in.

I could tell you about how the current firm she works for has a Triangle as a symbol and has Advent Children as an acronym, but I am not really into this stuff; not now at least, this is serious business.

Her complex also explains why she didn't like how I gave the impression I never came to the first meeting: Why did you make me waste my time?!

Paola started being crept out the moment she realized I was actually in love with her.

Wrath, you are a Muslim. From a strict business perspective, it still makes sense to offer her a proper Tome 21. Please tell me what I should do.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 10, 2015, 12:47:07 PM
You said you were going to call Wrath Daddy from now on.

:bolo
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 10, 2015, 12:50:24 PM
Uh yeah I gotta run I left a ham in the oven
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 10, 2015, 12:51:50 PM
I will, because I do respect Muslims quite a bit. The point remains, a Muslim would never have fallen for an Electra in a lifetime. Never ever.

I am not going to share her picture since she has already received more than attention she deserved. She is the figure of the sexually-competent innocence.

Paola, tu es la femme, je suis l'homme.

C'est moi qui te dompte, pas toi. Ne l'oublie pas. Tu n'es qu'une fifille à ton Papa. Je vais te remettre à ta place.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 10, 2015, 01:27:55 PM
Lmao.

I genuinely thought you were. Sorry man.

Paola, j'ai ton adresse, ton nom de famille et ton numéro de portable. Pardonne toi ou barre toi. Vite. Très vite. Et très loin. Petite sorcière. Tu me ferais presque pitié à ce stade, si tu en valais vraiment la peine.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Timber on May 10, 2015, 02:54:09 PM
This might be a bit of a silly question, but why don't you just forget about Paola?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Kara on May 10, 2015, 03:04:23 PM
You said you were going to call Wrath Daddy from now on.

:bolo

(http://i.imgur.com/8nqV2Ux.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 10, 2015, 03:34:21 PM
This might be a bit of a silly question, but why don't you just forget about Paola?
It is not, at all. I find people still calling me a lunatic/unstable infinitely creepier.

Von Konsolidor's last post was really judgmental & holier-then-thou. However, that's not what freaked me out.

The one bit that freaked me out was the bolded.

OK real talk and last post on the subject, because it obviously fuels your delusion that people interacts with you, whatever the content of that interaction.

Creepy Stalker, as far as what you choose to expose, you show all the symptoms of a sick and fearful man, someone which may not only be a danger to himself but also to other people. You are at best a non-factor, and at worst a detriment to society at large. Your life revolves around one of the cheapest, lowest form of artistic expression there is and one of the shallowest, basest form of community. What you are posting here or elsewhere is utterly void and meaningless : you are pissing your life away on nothing and you will realize it once you come back to lucidity. We all have periodic bouts of that and it is OK if you can put some perspective on it, but so far you have shown an inability to do anything except burying yourself deeper.

Get laid. Get a job. Seek help. You are still young, it not too late. Yet.

What did he imply? More importantly, why did he decide not to allow me to give me the right to answer? He very clearly lurked my responses, however.

I will tell you why, everyone. VK is a cuckold, a puppy and a pasty white trash, just like how Paola "''"""loves"""'"' them! He was projecting on me like crazy the entire time. It is important to note I already found the both of them (very) sketchy during our meeting, but I didn't say anything since we were doing business.

Now why don't I just forget about Paola... I am no longer in love with her, definitely, for how hilariously pathetic she is. I thought she would be a fine mother. Turned out she was nothing but a cry baby à son Papa who starts freaking out the moment she realizes she has absolutely no power of castration on men.

There is also the deal with the faulty GTO's tome 21. She was annoyed at the fact it was faultier than what my offer suggested. Clearly she wanted me to offer her a proper one in return, not for business reasons though, but because she was trying to exert her power of castration on me some more. However, I do remain a man of (business) principles more than anything, and will offer her a proper one in due time, whenever I feel like it... unless she steps in and clearly says she doesn't want me to.

Holding off the black-mail, for now.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 10, 2015, 04:03:29 PM
What business were you doing? Creepy Stalker I challenge you to make a detailed list of events as relevant to this subject without your judgements
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 10, 2015, 06:01:54 PM
Paola, j'ai ton adresse, ton nom de famille et ton numéro de portable. Pardonne toi ou barre toi. Vite. Très vite. Et très loin. Petite sorcière. Tu me ferais presque pitié à ce stade, si tu en valais vraiment la peine.

Hey, let's go ahead and just drop the threats directed towards the women who don't even know you're crazy e-stalking them, OK?  That means for all them.  No more Kagari, no more Rinoa, and no more Paola.

Just stop.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Kara on May 10, 2015, 07:24:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lV9IbMk.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: OnlyRegret on May 10, 2015, 08:02:50 PM
Daddy can't help you, mostly because I'm not muslim. Once I saw Jenova everything changed.

Am I going to get Jenova's Witnesses at my doorstep now?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2015, 10:03:22 PM
I'm curious as to what happened with Creepy Stalker.  His early GAF posts appear more sane and put together.  Lost a job?  Someone close to you die?  Bad breakup?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Rufus on May 10, 2015, 10:27:07 PM
Schizophrenia.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 10, 2015, 10:33:27 PM
Time kompression
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: The Legend of Sunblade on May 10, 2015, 10:38:49 PM
Permabanned from GAF for building a monumental OT decorated with and dedicated to his four passions: Himself, Kagari, Dissidiaforums and Final Fantasy.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I wish I was kidding. :goty
[close]

Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Rufus on May 10, 2015, 10:52:06 PM
Was that the cause, or the first bloom of - whatever this is?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: The Legend of Sunblade on May 10, 2015, 11:18:27 PM
Probably something a lot simpler.

 (http://i.imgur.com/Ml1uIZH.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 10, 2015, 11:22:31 PM
Paola, j'ai ton adresse, ton nom de famille et ton numéro de portable. Pardonne toi ou barre toi. Vite. Très vite. Et très loin. Petite sorcière. Tu me ferais presque pitié à ce stade, si tu en valais vraiment la peine.

Hey, let's go ahead and just drop the threats directed towards the women who don't even know you're crazy e-stalking them, OK?  That means for all them.  No more Kagari, no more Rinoa, and no more Paola.

Just stop.
Ok. Paola was the only one out of the three I have black-mailed however, and I am inclined to believe her and her pasty puppy got my message across their flesh and bones by now.... if she does lurk this thread, that is.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 11, 2015, 12:39:31 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51pu9IEYc1qzm5y8o14_r1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2015, 12:46:23 AM
Holy shit, Creepy Stalker is a fucking scumbag.

It was cute when he was just crazy, but this is some dark shit. The Bore's Elliot Rodger in the making.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 11, 2015, 12:48:48 AM
Nope.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: OnlyRegret on May 11, 2015, 01:33:21 AM
My Google translate is rough.

So he is calling her a witch.
Claiming to have her address and number. Telling her to forgive... herself or be barred?
And something about pity and not being worth the trouble.

Blackmailing someone with ???
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: BrokenVerses on May 11, 2015, 01:43:25 AM
Creepy Stalker, I might be misremembering but you were on medication at some point, right?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 11, 2015, 02:18:36 AM
So was I. Stopped taking them at the time the FFXV's TGS MMXIV trailer aired.
My Google translate is rough.

So he is calling her a witch.
Claiming to have her address and number. Telling her to forgive... herself or be barred?
And something about pity and not being worth the trouble.

Blackmailing someone with ???
Was black-mailing her, "insulting" her by calling her a little witch and a cry baby no one but Papa/Daddy loves.

She (willingly) gave me her phone number in private, gave a description of herself that matched the picture of hers I found a bit later by Googling her name. Managed to find her address too. I no longer have her e-mail address however, I purged my inbox from all mails of hers. Nuked my account on that one network site, as well.

https://youtu.be/kUXuXvre1k8

See how Levi Ackerman takes Eren Jaeger out of his Titan form at the end of the video?

That is Bork Laser understanding she is mentally ill and deserves mercy as such.
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 11, 2015, 07:58:32 AM
That is Bork Laser understanding she is mentally ill and deserves mercy as such.

No, you are mentally ill and I am giving you a final warning.  Cut the shit.  Do not talk about stalker club.  No mention of those girls.  No "Redacted" in place of their names. 
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Rufus on May 11, 2015, 08:24:36 AM
So was I. Stopped taking them at the time the FFXV's TGS MMXIV trailer aired.
Why?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Positive Touch on May 11, 2015, 08:51:39 AM
at this point, after all he's shown us, I think expecting dude to exercise good judgement (and to not eventually start doing this shit to us) is asking a bit much
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: Narolf on May 11, 2015, 09:14:04 AM
Bork, the good, Japanese father who wants me to take everything as face-value. You have little to no idea about what is actually going on.

Big Jumbo, the abusive, Italian father who wants to kick me out of the house. My father is just like you, and I already spit on his face once to make him understand I was the one in charge from now on, after more than a decade of abuse on my mother & overall bullshit regarding my sister and me. Thank god my mother is now mentally strong enough to hold out.

Why cannot I post normally over at Mognet Central, Bork? I would ask Kagari directly, but she already lied to you by calling my act "creepy" and claimed she did not know me. She has a Lucrecia Crescent complex, preferred Hojo over Vincent and just has to resurrect Grimoire/John Satomayor to sort her arrogant bullshit out. In the Jurassic Park thread I linked to a few pages, she clearly talks about Prompto Argentum, her brother who backed off the theater because of the loud noises. You can ban/censor me for talking about Kagari on this one, I do not mind at all. She deserves a call-out.

Bork, why does Van Konsolidor has "Opex" in his signature? I have a perfect & rational explanation but I am not allowed to post it, apparently. Besides, why are you calling me out on talking to someone who, as you said, does not lurk this thread?

Bork, what do you think of EviLore's "Sexual objectification is fine, harassment is not"? Do you even know the difference between the two?

Is asking you questions "creepy", Bork?
Title: Re: Creepy Stalker Thread Of Creepy Stalker |OT| It's a Cultural Difference
Post by: bork on May 11, 2015, 09:43:07 AM
at this point, after all he's shown us, I think expecting dude to exercise good judgement (and to not eventually start doing this shit to us) is asking a bit much

Yeah, pretty much.

And so ends the legend of Creepy Stalker.

(http://i.imgur.com/Ml1uIZH.jpg)