THE BORE

General => Dysfunctional Hall of Fame => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on May 29, 2015, 01:42:43 AM

Title: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 29, 2015, 01:42:43 AM
vote where little ladies fear to tread, my chivalbores
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Mandark on May 29, 2015, 01:45:46 AM
I feel there's a lot of subtext to that question.  Mostly in the form of "You wouldn't leave me now there's a kid involved."
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2015, 01:48:26 AM
Die well, pops.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 29, 2015, 01:49:02 AM
The proper reply would be to chuckle and say, "If this were true my dad would be goddamned immortal hun. Good night!" And then leave.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nachobro on May 29, 2015, 01:49:36 AM
 :cac
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nudemacusers on May 29, 2015, 01:52:34 AM
which dad? the abusive stepfather or the biological one who abandoned me?  :'(


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both ofc. those daddy issues  :'(
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Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: king of the internet on May 29, 2015, 01:53:38 AM
What if you've already sucked his dick  ???
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nudemacusers on May 29, 2015, 01:55:05 AM
What if you've already sucked his dick  ???
sounds like your dad is trying to die on purpose bro
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2015, 02:09:44 AM
Just to add to my prior post, if I was gay and had an incest fetish involving older family figures I would still bid a rough journey on Charon's dinghy.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 29, 2015, 02:15:35 AM
Just to add to my prior post, if I was gay and had an incest fetish involving older family figures I would still bid a rough journey on Charon's dinghy.
So much gay subtext.:lawd
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 29, 2015, 02:23:45 AM
nevermind dad, whose dick do I have to suck to get new Cruncheons episodes???
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 29, 2015, 02:33:57 AM
nevermind dad, whose dick do I have to suck to get new Cruncheons episodes???

Everyone.

(http://i.imgur.com/vTgzvnS.jpg)
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 29, 2015, 02:36:43 AM
Considering if I do, and he lives, he'll be dead to me, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL MARRIED
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 29, 2015, 02:37:54 AM
Considering if I do, and he lives, he'll be dead to me, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL MARRIED

(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr03/13/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-21680-1394729808-4.gif)
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: chronovore on May 29, 2015, 03:43:45 AM
I tried to vote "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL MARRIED" three times, but it just toggled on and off.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 29, 2015, 04:17:46 AM
this just makes me feel all the more confident in my decision to cut sexuality, genitals, etc. altogether from v1 of the new model of humanity I'm working on. it will come back later but in a radically different form.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2015, 11:55:38 AM
this just makes me feel all the more confident in my decision to cut sexuality, genitals, etc. altogether from v1 of the new model of humanity I'm working on. it will come back later but in a radically different form.

The Jove tried this, it didn't work out so well (https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Jovian_Disease).
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2015, 11:58:49 AM
Yeah, no, broken old man would have his card punched
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: studyguy on May 29, 2015, 12:08:30 PM
Is this how those cuckold fetishes start?
:huh
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 29, 2015, 12:38:38 PM
Quote
The exact cause of the Jovian Disease is poorly understood. The Jove blame its existence on extreme genetic tampering that is reflected in their inhuman appearances. However, similar genetic manipulation is unable to cull the disease.

"I blame this bug's existence on my writing a lot of code"
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2015, 12:52:19 PM
Oh I'd do that, I love my mother more than my father by far :phil
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Mupepe on May 29, 2015, 01:12:39 PM
Its 2015. Puss is puss
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 29, 2015, 01:17:05 PM
I don't know my dad, so it wouldn't be that weird. 
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 29, 2015, 01:21:06 PM
Also where is the parody poll asking if Chono was your daddy, would you suck his dick to save his life after a game of catch gone wrong.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 29, 2015, 02:04:48 PM
I do.  Everything is a challenge that requires extra ambition.   
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2015, 02:05:48 PM
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The exact cause of the Jovian Disease is poorly understood. The Jove blame its existence on extreme genetic tampering that is reflected in their inhuman appearances. However, similar genetic manipulation is unable to cull the disease.

"I blame this bug's existence on my writing a lot of code"

I don't believe the official story, myself. Every civilization is hidebound, they're just hidebound by their clinical depression.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 29, 2015, 02:13:06 PM
This is perhaps the most academically challenging hurdle for our "head is head" theory. I look forward to reading Prole's findings on ISPUB.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Yeti on May 29, 2015, 06:27:34 PM
This is perhaps the most academically challenging hurdle for our "head is head" theory. I look forward to reading Prole's findings on ISPUB.

I thought that had only applied to getting head, not giving it.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: brawndolicious on May 30, 2015, 01:16:18 AM
This is perhaps the most academically challenging hurdle for our "head is head" theory. I look forward to reading Prole's findings on ISPUB.

I thought that had only applied to getting head, not giving it.

This is not a question of pleasure, it's all about respect. It's an oral exam man and one that takes a lot of grit to not choke during. To see if somebody is really dedicated to their nuclear family.

You two shouldn't think it's about sex, it's about more than that.

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I voted no.
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Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 11:40:26 AM
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive. :tocry
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 01, 2015, 11:46:46 AM
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive. :tocry

You expected more from this hive of fatherlessness?
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Yeti on June 01, 2015, 12:06:34 PM
TBH I'm having a hard time imagining how a scenario like this would come about that wouldn't leave me any other options.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2015, 12:57:25 PM
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed.

Newsfeed
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Kara on June 01, 2015, 01:03:42 PM
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive. :tocry

I'm only a mischling but I hold a grudge like a kohen.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 01, 2015, 01:28:30 PM
I'd rather *not* know whether or not my purdy mouth had mystical healing powers.

 If word got out, I would become the Blowjob Messiah and lepers would start a line outside my door. That's a pretty bad line of work.




Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nachobro on June 01, 2015, 04:29:10 PM
You could be like the gay Benny Hinn. Charge big bucks for the bj and then sell the video of it as well.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Kara on June 01, 2015, 04:39:03 PM
You could be like the gay Benny Hinn. Charge big bucks for the bj and then sell the video of it as well.

#hebrewexcellence :whew
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 01, 2015, 04:40:31 PM
I'd rather *not* know whether or not my purdy mouth had mystical healing powers.

 If word got out, I would become the Blowjob Messiah and lepers would start a line outside my door. That's a pretty bad line of work.

At least the lepers would leave a tip

*rimshot*
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nudemacusers on June 01, 2015, 05:01:06 PM
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive. :tocry
well technically, they're just voting that they wouldn't do it with a smile.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 05:40:28 PM
way to guilt the old man. seems you're more cac than i gave you credit for. :beli
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2015, 05:50:19 PM
 
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive. :tocry

Maybe if you approached the subject more gently and asked if they would tongue flick their old man's leather cheerio for five seconds, you'd get more honest answers.   
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 05:51:43 PM
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive. :tocry

Maybe if you approached the subject more gently and asked if they would tongue flick their old man's leather cheerio for five seconds, you'd get more honest answers.   

 :leon
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2015, 05:53:44 PM
five second rule dude
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 05:59:07 PM
i'mma give you the last word on THAT one. eating your dad's ass as a RULE is a new wrinkle for the bore.

what's yer uncle think of this?

naw, don't answer; this one's yours.

 :ohhh
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nudemacusers on June 01, 2015, 05:59:15 PM
way to guilt the old man. seems you're more cac than i gave you credit for. :beli
hey whoa, i said they, not we. i'd happily swish a mouthful of daddi cum for even a chance of saving a life or 10%
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 06:00:28 PM
way to guilt the old man. seems you're more cac than i gave you credit for. :beli
hey whoa, i said they, not we. i'd happily swish a mouthful of daddi cum for even a chance of saving a life or 10%

lewis county brofist (also dadfist)
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nudemacusers on June 01, 2015, 06:02:19 PM
i like how i'm spending my day off work to discuss dad cum and share lewis county daps
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 06:04:28 PM
#allthestruggles
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Steve Contra on June 02, 2015, 08:09:57 PM
The next time my wife says something nice about you cruncheon I'm going to show her this thread.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 02, 2015, 08:45:34 PM
i refuse to believe she has anything nice to say about me after meeting me so :whew
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 11:19:50 AM
gay marriage legalization bump. please revise answers.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Yeti on June 27, 2015, 05:04:05 PM
A lot of cowards choosing that last option, not wanting to face the truth in their hearts. Smh
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 05:18:10 PM
what if someone has dead parent privilege?
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 05:18:51 PM
it's 2015, head is head
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 05:26:08 PM
I guess Republican's were right that gay marriage was a slippery slop down your daddies throat.   
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 05:44:41 PM
thinking about this more, can we save another borian's dad?
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 27, 2015, 06:35:31 PM
We should flip this question on Van Cruncheon.

If a trusted doctor told you the only way to save your life is to have your daughter blow you, would you do it?

Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 27, 2015, 09:18:24 PM
 :kobeyuck :what :foxx :noooo
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 09:22:41 PM
Ya this thread was going so well until some had to ruin it with the suggestion of underage heterosexual incest.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Barry Egan on June 27, 2015, 10:42:10 PM
If a trusted doctor told you the only way to save your life is to have your daughter blow you, would you do it?

I think you've definitively exposed the limits of both "Head Is Head" and Van Cruncheon's marriage - there is no way he could flip this question on his wife without the whole Jenga stack falling down.  Good work.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 27, 2015, 11:37:55 PM
i am undone :brazilcry
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nudemacusers on June 28, 2015, 12:13:22 AM
what if this was 20 years in the future tho
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nudemacusers on June 28, 2015, 12:13:58 AM
by the way you can't flip this around on me and my son or daughter I call immunity fyi :ufup
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nudemacusers on June 28, 2015, 12:16:59 AM
The next time my wife says something nice about you cruncheon I'm going to show her this thread.
this just went out the window
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 28, 2015, 12:58:20 AM
this is officially the worst thread of all time.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 28, 2015, 01:25:31 AM
like you wouldn't gargle yer paw's musty cocksnot to save him, yeezy
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 28, 2015, 01:35:09 AM
PD's mom use to be a model.  He might save her.   
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 28, 2015, 05:38:57 PM
what if this was 20 years in the future tho

she'll be a weeaboo demiurge, reigning cruelly over all of the mortal bishounen kingdom. i will be dead by my own hand, my suffering ended by my own fatherly mercy. #gooddads
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 28, 2015, 05:44:48 PM
PD's mom use to be a model.  He might save her.

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(http://i.imgur.com/pHcZ6Sxl.jpg)
:leon
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Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 28, 2015, 05:47:36 PM
:phil
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 28, 2015, 06:00:20 PM
I am feeling pretty good about my decision not to invest in relationships or children right now
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 28, 2015, 06:00:56 PM
children have shitty market value. thanks, obama
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: milchs evil twin on June 28, 2015, 06:05:48 PM
Pimp your mom on the internet, brehs.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 28, 2015, 06:08:27 PM
Pimp your mom on the internet, brehs.

I warned you this was the worst thread of all time, bro.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: nudemacusers on June 28, 2015, 06:10:28 PM
PD's mom use to be a model.  He might save her.

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looks so good, i'd suck on her daddy's dick
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 28, 2015, 07:55:28 PM
Complements on you mom, PD.
Title: Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
Post by: shosta on November 16, 2019, 03:36:14 AM
:oreilly