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Title: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on June 05, 2016, 03:55:49 AM
Is there not a UFC thread? If there's interest then I christen this the goto thread.

Anyone watch 199 tonight? Crazy shit

*spoilers*






Huge Bisping win (obvs got lucky but lol salty Rockhold)
Cruz putting on a clinic
McGregor v Diaz II finally confirmed
Brock Lesnar back

Bring on 200 baby
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 05, 2016, 09:39:03 AM
There was but the one old was dead so this new one is fine.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 05, 2016, 10:11:27 AM
So is he now in both WWE and UFC?

I wouldn't be surprised since Vince basically worships the ground Lesnar walks on.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Trent Dole on June 05, 2016, 02:08:21 PM
Brock got the ok for a oneoff at UFC 200 or something along those lines.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on June 05, 2016, 05:42:14 PM
Yup,
Quote
"“Brock Lesnar remains under contract to WWE, however, he has been granted a one-off opportunity to compete at UFC 200. Following this milestone event on July 9, Brock will return to WWE for SummerSlam on Sunday, August 21, live on WWE Network.”"

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/wwe-issues-statement-to-clarify-brock-lesnars-ufc-200-participation
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: chronovore on June 06, 2016, 02:31:05 AM
Quote
However, the 38-year-old, who retired from MMA in 2011 due in part to his battles with diverticulitis, isn’t back for good.
I thought it was dislike-of-being-punchedulitis
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on June 06, 2016, 11:20:59 PM
A little late but holy shit Ariel Helwani gets a lifetime ban

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/mma-reporter-ariel-helwani-opens-up-about-lifetime-ufc-ban-212828404-mma.html
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on June 07, 2016, 01:05:41 AM
lol nice try Dana
http://www.sportsnet.ca/mma/ufc-overturns-canadian-reporter-ariel-helwanis-ban/
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: bork on June 07, 2016, 12:33:30 PM
I never watch UFC or really follow it, but Dana White really seems to be a total dickhead.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 07, 2016, 02:25:48 PM
I never watch UFC or really follow it, but Dana White really seems to be a total dickhead.

He's been doing dumb ass shit like this forever. It's really embarrassing behavior.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 07, 2016, 10:36:43 PM
 :heyman if true

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/brock-lesnar-got-wwes-approval-195602322.html

Quote
Lesnar, 38, described his recent meeting with [Vince] McMahon during a Monday interview on ESPN’s “SportsCenter.”
“I said, ‘Listen, old man, we can do this the hard way or the easy way,’” Lesnar chuckled. “I said, ‘Do you wanna arm-wrestle for it?’ and he’s like, ‘Yeah, what the hell.’ So, I ended up beating him, and here we are.”

I gotta think Vince didn't really give a shit about a one off, though.

 :money
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: chronovore on June 07, 2016, 10:40:56 PM
Vince likes money, so I hear.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on June 07, 2016, 11:45:49 PM
Vince likes money, so I hear.
yea i mean he could take like 1% of the card and be more than happy
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: nachobro on June 08, 2016, 04:39:54 AM
Vince sounds like such a weird dude that I'd believe it :lol
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on July 07, 2016, 12:07:23 AM
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/16844105/ufc-200-jon-jones-faces-anti-doping-violation-removed-card

 :snoop
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on July 07, 2016, 12:20:28 AM
un-fucking-believable
if it's actually for doping and not "just" coke or something, he's gotta be facing a serious ban.
horrible from UFC's standpoint though,...can you imagine one of the potential GOATs fucking up this badly?
the credibility on both sides now and pending a decision...damn the repercussions are blowing my mind lol
spoiler (click to show/hide)
DC DC DC DC DC
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Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on July 07, 2016, 12:22:54 AM
I like how Dana fucked the card by trying to be a tough guy with Conor Mcgregor. I'm not even a Mcgregor fan but that whole episode was another perfect example of ufc silliness.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: El Babua on July 07, 2016, 12:26:34 AM
Too much sports fuckery for one week :dead
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on July 07, 2016, 02:43:20 AM
I like how Dana fucked the card by trying to be a tough guy with Conor Mcgregor. I'm not even a Mcgregor fan but that whole episode was another perfect example of ufc silliness.
yea quite the fuckup for the alleged best card ever.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: archie4208 on July 07, 2016, 09:04:57 AM
A pro wrestler has to save UFC 200.   :money
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: nachobro on July 07, 2016, 03:01:24 PM
This face says it all  :lol
(http://i.imgur.com/tR13ydO.jpg?1)

Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on July 08, 2016, 12:01:46 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2016/07/07/daniel-cormier-ufc-200-anderson-silva

 :o
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: bluemax on July 08, 2016, 01:30:31 AM
UFC has an anti doping policy? Why?
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 08, 2016, 01:33:03 AM
UFC has an anti doping policy? Why?

Because they do business in Nevada.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: bork on July 08, 2016, 10:07:55 AM
This face says it all  :lol
(http://i.imgur.com/tR13ydO.jpg?1)

Is that Dana White? 

And is that what they're using for a press conference?  Looks like that podium set up was made by grade school students.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: nachobro on July 08, 2016, 12:16:32 PM
Yeah it's Dana from the press conference right after they announced Jones wouldn't be in 200. My guess is they just tossed a curtain up in some Vegas ballroom. Probably dragged drunk Dana away from the poker tables to talk on the internet.

But hey, Silva! This fight is gonna be something else :lol
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on July 08, 2016, 10:45:41 PM
Yea that was definitely an impromptu conference.
And omg Silva lol of all the people
Weird matchup too, I hope it goes easy for DC and he just gets his money and goes home happy
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: agrajag on July 09, 2016, 10:57:42 AM
I feel like this is sort of like redemption for my boy Overeem with all these people getting busted lately. All the shit lords on MMA gaf used to single him out bc he looked better than their favorite fighters. Yeah, like the rest of the professional fighters aren't getting help. Now Anderson got popped, JBJ got popped. The two guys everyone swore up and down are natural talents. And Brock shows up at the weigh in  with clear signs of gyno surgery 😁
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on July 09, 2016, 09:14:28 PM
Anyone see Joanna's fight last night? Absolute clinic
Significant strikes in the last two rounds were insane
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: agrajag on July 09, 2016, 10:37:23 PM
Ahhhhh, glad Cain put a whoopin on Travis Browne. Glendalet Fighting Club stay losing.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: archie4208 on July 10, 2016, 12:44:51 AM
Lesnar destroyed Hunt.

Vince must have breathed a huge sigh of relief.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Trent Dole on July 10, 2016, 01:16:01 AM
Literally everyone in WWE didn't tweet about the fight until after it was over, lmao.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on July 10, 2016, 01:33:03 AM
Holding their breath as was I lol
Hunt just needed to land one punch...but he didn't, and Lesnar deserved the win.
I missed the Aldo fight but that fight notwithstanding, the best fight I've seen in the past 48 hours was not on UFC 200...it was still the Joanna title defense last night
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Post by: Mupepe on July 10, 2016, 01:42:05 AM
I was surprised by how live Silva looked in the last minute of his DC fight. 
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: nachobro on July 10, 2016, 11:43:36 AM
Brock  :mynicca

Nunez  :leon

Silva  :larry

Cormier  :shaq2
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Mupepe on July 10, 2016, 12:09:40 PM
I liked the hunger in Brock in that first round. The other two rounds were solid, but he was gassed and would have gotten it from anyone with some decent cardio. It was a really fun match though.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: nachobro on July 10, 2016, 12:42:21 PM
I hope this leads to Bork vs Fedor for real this time
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: toku on July 15, 2016, 07:53:35 PM
http://www.latimes.com/sports/boxing/la-sp-sn-ufc-brock-lesnar-positive-doping-sample-20160715-snap-story.html
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: chronovore on July 19, 2016, 01:32:34 AM
http://www.latimes.com/sports/boxing/la-sp-sn-ufc-brock-lesnar-positive-doping-sample-20160715-snap-story.html
http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/mark-hunt-wants-brock-lesnars-purse-2016-7

It's a valid complaint. If a fight is canceled because the other fighter misses target weight, there's a financial penalty awarded to the fighter who managed to work within the rules. Mark should get paid and Lesnar should be dinged.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on July 20, 2016, 03:20:51 PM
2nd test failed too  :kobeyuck
Luckily for Brock he gets to keep the money either way since it was just for showing up not for winning but still shitty
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on July 23, 2016, 11:37:58 PM
Holly just lost a unanimous decision
wow
She won the first round with a great takedown but overall she just couldn't utilize her boxing as Valentina's muy thai via leg kicks kept the gap large the entire fight
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on July 24, 2016, 01:37:07 AM
Holly looked fucking horrible, GG UFC women's bantamweight division, might as well just have rounds of rock paper scissors to decide bouts
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on July 24, 2016, 02:07:49 AM
Holly looked fucking horrible, GG UFC women's bantamweight division, might as well just have rounds of rock paper scissors to decide bouts
yup, total mess
but you know what this means now don't you.....Ronda is now the only one with just 1 loss ;)
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on July 24, 2016, 02:59:59 AM
But also, Ronda holds no wins against any of the current contenders apart from Miesha
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on July 24, 2016, 05:14:22 AM
But also, Ronda holds no wins against any of the current contenders apart from Miesha
true im just being facetious haha but this would be a great time for her to comeback
on the flip side, what's Holly's next move? Sit out until a Rousey rematch? Can you even imagine if she lost 3 in a row
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: nachobro on July 24, 2016, 09:49:47 AM
Damn Holly just got outboxed there. Good defenses in that last round but the rest of the time...yeesh. It's rough cause you can tell she's taking these losses hard.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on July 24, 2016, 09:58:21 AM
But also, Ronda holds no wins against any of the current contenders apart from Miesha
true im just being facetious haha but this would be a great time for her to comeback
on the flip side, what's Holly's next move? Sit out until a Rousey rematch? Can you even imagine if she lost 3 in a row
She's going to have to jump and take on Cyborg, that's where the money is, and if she by some miracle beats her she's being talked as as a beast again. They gotta give her a layup first though. I dont think Ronda is coming back for anything but a title shot and I cant see Holly holding the title anytime soon unless via Cyborg then title. Also that rematch has lost all it's shine with Holly eating two losses.

Damn Holly just got outboxed there. Good defenses in that last round but the rest of the time...yeesh. It's rough cause you can tell she's taking these losses hard.
Yeah she was holding in tears there, it was heartbreaking :/   
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on August 15, 2016, 04:15:13 PM
BUCKLE UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2FvDU3gJkM
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on August 16, 2016, 12:42:08 AM
I have my spies in Aldo's camp, he brought in a guy to mimic me and he took him out the fight with a spin kick, I seen it, it was a sloppy spin kick.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on August 16, 2016, 08:08:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWrAK6_Ob0
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on August 17, 2016, 12:59:51 AM
The post fight fuckery is going to be so good :lawd
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on August 18, 2016, 12:27:35 AM
holy shit lol how about pre fight antics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLwsbBqbw4LprFGLpQZ5W60JSqgAvwObs_&v=PFBVhdEDjrg
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Post by: Momo on August 18, 2016, 11:45:29 AM
I laughed so fucking hard at Dana acting like Conner's dad 'NO Conner, dont throw that, Conner NO' :rofl
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on August 21, 2016, 04:33:18 AM
I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHER FUCKER
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on August 21, 2016, 12:39:29 PM
What an event, two of the matches made me actively angry
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(Lim losing to that dick and the style of the dirty bird annoys me to no end)
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but what a card :clap
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on August 21, 2016, 04:59:24 PM
yea felt bad for Lim
couldn't believe that Rumble KO happened so fast
but the real main event....what a war
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on August 23, 2016, 12:10:50 PM
http://www.flocombat.com/article/45447-dana-white-i-m-thinking-maybe-we-do-anthony-johnson-versus-jon-jones

I guess this could be neat, but fuck Jon Jones 
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on August 27, 2016, 10:02:32 PM
dat Paige VanZant kick
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on September 09, 2016, 02:30:45 AM
It's time.
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Post by: Syph on September 09, 2016, 05:33:33 PM
R.I.P. CM Punk
nothing against the guy and I respect the effort 100% but I will be surprised if he survives the first round
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Post by: Trent Dole on September 10, 2016, 12:29:03 AM
Look in my eyes
What do you see
The cult of ...BTFO-ity ??? I unno.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: bork on September 11, 2016, 01:17:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/eK2ZMWJ.gif)
:heyman
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: bork on September 11, 2016, 01:27:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/w89r06S.png)
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Post by: Stoney Mason on September 11, 2016, 01:28:15 AM
Good on him for trying but yeah this is pretty much a kimbo slice situation.
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Post by: Syph on September 11, 2016, 01:47:37 AM
Dat Miocic fight tho eh
And props to CM Punk for trying but unfortunately for him his post-game speech was better than anything he did in the ring
Also Mickey Gall v. Sage could be good

The real story I thought was Werdum kicking Browne's coach lol wtf was that bush league
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on September 16, 2016, 02:27:51 AM
So Poirier Johnson this weekend. TBH I'm much more looking forward to tonight's Bellator card.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on September 20, 2016, 11:28:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjG_WvkKiMs

:doge
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on September 27, 2016, 04:33:25 AM
HOLY SHIT

Conor McGregor vs. Eddie Alvarez to headline UFC 205 (http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/9/27/13070556/conor-mcgregor-vs-eddie-alvarez-to-headline-ufc-205)

UFC 205 biggest card ever?
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on September 27, 2016, 11:15:42 AM
Complete garbage. McGregor can fuck off now.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on September 27, 2016, 01:21:54 PM
The fact that he retains some fictional version of the 145 belt is a joke.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on October 17, 2016, 11:56:05 AM
http://www.magazinetoday.ga/2016/10/the-best-single-leg-takedown-defense.html
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 11, 2016, 12:15:11 PM
Prediction Time.

Eddie Alvarez vs.Conor McGregor
Edd - RNC Round 3

Tyron Woodley vs. Stephen Thompson
Wonderboy headkick KO Round 2

Joanna Jędrzejczyk vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
JJ decision (although i want KK to win)

Chris Weidman vs. Yoel Romero
Hate both - Weidman to win

Kelvin Gastelum vs. Donald Cerrone - Well fuck you you fat fuck Gastelum for not making weight
Cowboy to combo Gastelum into the next dimension
   
Miesha Tate vs. Raquel Pennington
Tate via decision, wont be surprised if Pennington wins though
     
Frankie Edgar vs. Jeremy Stephens
Frankie wins, hard to call how
   
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Michael Johnson 
Khabib Sambo fuck GnP round 3
 
Rafael Natal vs. Tim Boetsch
dont really care :'(
 
Vicente Luque vs. Belal Muhammad
dont really care :'(
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 11, 2016, 12:16:54 PM
There's also an EFC, OneFC and Bellator card TONIGHT.

Fight fans get in  :rejoice
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on November 13, 2016, 11:27:54 PM
GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9X0Ge_4xT4
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 14, 2016, 12:09:03 AM
meh.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on November 14, 2016, 01:49:37 AM
meh.
im being hyperbolic but he definitely dominated last night
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 14, 2016, 02:27:07 AM
Yeah Conor looked really fucking good. All the hype and history shit is going to go down pretty poorly though, when people look back at this they wont see a great fighter dominating a champion, they'll see a guy who never defended shit being gifted chances by his org to make money. All this crap is not going to go down well in the history books, it's a joke now and it will be even more so later when MMA becomes more legitimate.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on November 14, 2016, 04:32:15 PM
Yeah Conor looked really fucking good. All the hype and history shit is going to go down pretty poorly though, when people look back at this they wont see a great fighter dominating a champion, they'll see a guy who never defended shit being gifted chances by his org to make money. All this crap is not going to go down well in the history books, it's a joke now and it will be even more so later when MMA becomes more legitimate.
I don't disagree, but it's not all on Conor. The UFC is to blame for turning the sport into a business first, sport second, in the sense that they've started going solely for money fights and not for who deserves matchups etc.
Just look at Mighty Mouse.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 14, 2016, 11:32:39 PM
MMA has ALWAYS been business first, sport second. Always always always. It's been a carny sport since day one.
Yes, it has, but it's not trending to stay that way
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 15, 2016, 12:54:13 AM
Bellator is actually fast becoming legit with all the top young talent they are signing, RIZIN was made to be a spectacle, UFC sadly is tending back towards carny territory since recently. Pre McGregor and the sale there was a definite trend towards legitimacy and I feel the sport will get back there once the stupidity is over.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 15, 2016, 02:51:11 AM
New owners have already said that they're interested in money fights over everything else. Why would you think they'd change their mind on that?
Fighter unrest. This money era has the added effect of creating a lot of fighter unease and is hastening pushes to unions, jumping ship and fighters asking for equity etc. short term, sure make cash, longer term fighters will be signing shorter contracts, smarter contracts and I believe in a couple of decades we wont really have promotions anymore and it will be like boxing.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on December 18, 2016, 12:41:47 AM
Really happy for my girl Waterson <3 Good win for Gall, Faber.

Interaction of the night
https://streamable.com/85j2w
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on December 30, 2016, 11:49:37 PM
here we go
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: nudemacusers on December 31, 2016, 12:48:15 AM
LMAO


GTFO
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Post by: Stoney Mason on December 31, 2016, 12:49:36 AM
Rousey hype train over
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: nudemacusers on December 31, 2016, 12:50:23 AM
can't wait for the post fight rogan analysis :heh
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on December 31, 2016, 12:58:09 AM
I'm not actually saying she threw, but that looked like what I'd expect from someone who threw a fight. Goddamn wtf did I just watch.
It sucks too cause she clearly didn't want to be there (minus the cool $3mil) but her legacy is gonna be overshadowed by her two losses at least for a little while.
Welp.
And Cruz lost too fml saddest card of all time lol FUCK
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: team filler on December 31, 2016, 01:05:53 AM
What legacy? lol, it was all hype and it worked to great effect.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on December 31, 2016, 01:07:47 AM
I need a new laugh emote to properly express how i feel about the main event
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on December 31, 2016, 01:08:26 AM
https://eversport.tv/fight-sports/rizin/2016/12/31/final-round-world-gp-2016

RIZIN stream for those of you that want to stay up for hours more JMMA fuckery
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2016, 01:21:16 AM
How Desire For Diversity Propels Female Mediocrity  :doge

#slatepitch
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: archie4208 on December 31, 2016, 06:05:10 AM
And just like that, Ronda started her pro wrestling career.  :doge
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on February 05, 2017, 08:36:58 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsbDpM42wCbgLwk/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on February 05, 2017, 06:00:39 PM
zombie KO tho
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on February 08, 2017, 06:38:33 AM
this weekend's shitcard is the worst i have ever seen.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on February 11, 2017, 06:26:02 PM
tonight's card is decent
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on February 13, 2017, 09:57:42 AM
I was soooo right about that shitcard
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on February 13, 2017, 04:46:34 PM
wtf was that reffing
absolutely ridiculous
like wow
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on February 17, 2017, 06:34:54 AM
Fedor this weekend :hyper Fuck all of you he's still the GOAT to me :hyper
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Boogie on February 17, 2017, 06:19:47 PM
AND GSP IS COMING BACK TOO    :hyper :punch
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on February 17, 2017, 06:22:15 PM
:hyper
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on February 17, 2017, 07:19:47 PM
AND GSP IS COMING BACK TOO    :hyper :punch
I'm so scared lol
my fav fighter but I don't want him to tarnish the legacy
although he can definitely beat Bisping (lol) so hopefully that's the fight
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Boogie on February 18, 2017, 08:15:25 AM
AND GSP IS COMING BACK TOO    :hyper :punch
I'm so scared lol
my fav fighter but I don't want him to tarnish the legacy
although he can definitely beat Bisping (lol) so hopefully that's the fight

Ya, I'm a little nervous too.   Knee issues and a looooong layoff.  :-\

Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on February 18, 2017, 08:28:14 AM
I'm just seeing it as a brand new fighter, I'm partitioning off the greatness that was pre ped fed pig rig GSP with this new adventure time GSP
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on February 19, 2017, 12:57:53 AM
 :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg :goldberg :crybaby :stop :goldberg
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on February 19, 2017, 11:46:28 PM
Hendricks looked like a completely different fighter
Well-deserved win
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on February 20, 2017, 12:09:58 AM
lmao, fuck you carla esparza *spits*
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on February 20, 2017, 08:06:36 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQuWEaXDTtd/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BQuWEaXDTtd/)

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on February 24, 2017, 03:19:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTs7Fmlh1cw

SOON MOTHERFUCKERS :lawd
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on February 24, 2017, 03:38:48 AM
kek, that meme will live forever, love it.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on March 01, 2017, 12:25:53 PM
Hell of a weekend coming up, first time in ages I'm having an MMA party.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on March 01, 2017, 02:07:01 PM
GSP Bisping confirmed  :doge
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on March 01, 2017, 06:00:27 PM
im scared
but this is the best scenario for GSP
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on March 05, 2017, 01:02:24 AM
BULLSHIT

 :pacspit
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on March 05, 2017, 01:17:38 AM
There were both doing fuckall, I didnt give a shit who got the D.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on March 05, 2017, 06:30:54 AM
GSP has two moments of seminal shit talking, something about not being impressed at performances and calling people uneducated fools, bonus 'i 'ired a man', but yeah in general he's bad at it, but funny because his opponents usually do GSP accent
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Boogie on March 05, 2017, 09:28:14 AM
Well, sounds like it was the right decision to not bother ordering the fights last night.


GSP has two moments of seminal shit talking, something about not being impressed at performances and calling people uneducated fools, bonus 'i 'ired a man', but yeah in general he's bad at it, but funny because his opponents usually do GSP accent

Heh, I was going to say the same thing.  GSP's lines against Hughes and Diaz were classic.

So GSP can shit-talk when he's genuinely pissed off, or being earnest/honest/off-the-cuff.

But yeah, when he "tries" to shit-talk, it's just embarrassing.  :-\
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Skidmark on March 05, 2017, 10:50:32 AM
Mirsad Bektić vs. Darren Elkins Was the craziest fight on the UFC 209 Card. It starts at around one hour into the Fox Sports 1 Preliminary Card. Crazy good!!
The rest were meh except for maybe Mark Hunt vs Alistair Overeem, it was fun.

Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on March 05, 2017, 11:10:47 AM
Lando's match was great, made me a fan of David Teymur
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Skidmark on March 05, 2017, 12:06:17 PM
Lando's match was great, made me a fan of David Teymur
I love how he kissed everything in front of him.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on March 05, 2017, 12:07:05 PM
lmao, Joe Rogan was right in the firing line there :lol
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on March 10, 2017, 09:23:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGdQS54pmg
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on March 24, 2017, 02:24:22 AM
The next Rizin event and Bellator MSG (180) is looking pretty sweet, do you guys watch non UFC mma?
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on April 09, 2017, 12:47:07 AM
fucking NY man
feel bad for Weidman

at least DC won...can't believe people still boo him but cheer for Jones
crazy about Rumble tho that came out of nowhere

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gustavson here's your second chance dont fuck it up
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Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on April 09, 2017, 08:47:23 AM
The Wide Man is a fucking tool and fuck him. Good riddance.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on April 29, 2017, 03:16:51 AM
So last week was fun, nothing but boxing this week, then a great card next week.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on April 29, 2017, 02:45:44 PM
Anthony Joshua vs Wladimir Klitschko under card started, main in like two hours. We should just call this the mma thread and do mma, judo, boxing, wrestling and whatever other fun combat sports are on
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on May 09, 2017, 03:53:57 AM
Chavez Jr, Gastelum  :doge :neogaf

Upcoming card

Stipe Miocic  vs. Junior dos Santos   
Joanna Jędrzejczyk  vs. Jéssica Andrade   
Demian Maia vs. Jorge Masvidal   
Frankie Edgar vs. Yair Rodríguez   
Henry Cejudo vs. Sergio Pettis   
Eddie Alvarez vs. Dustin Poirier   
Chas Skelly vs. Jason Knight   
Krzysztof Jotko vs. Dave Branch   
Marco Polo Reyes vs. James Vick   
Jessica Aguilar vs. Cortney Casey   
Jared Gordon vs. Michel Quinones   
Chase Sherman vs. Rashad Coulter   
Gabriel Benítez vs. Enrique Barzola   
Joachim Christensen vs. Gadzhimurad Antigulov
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on May 12, 2017, 12:39:24 AM
You guys dont even care anymore  :goldberg
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on May 12, 2017, 04:15:24 AM
i care haha
just trying to get over the shitshow that is bisping v. gsp
apparently not happening anymore?

silva's out too...but now i feel like he'll just come back and fight gsp for the $$$
and bisping will get killed by romero in the meantime

super pumped for saturday though
joanna  :heartbeat
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 12, 2017, 06:00:44 AM
who cares. is the carny mma fight of the millennium happening or not, twitter hasn't mentioned shit so i assume it's dead right?
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on May 12, 2017, 06:29:57 AM
who cares. is the carny mma fight of the millennium happening or not, twitter hasn't mentioned shit so i assume it's dead right?
Mayweather and McGreggor seems to still be on sadly
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 12, 2017, 02:12:04 PM
Fuck yes. I have a feeling it's gonna end up being Soulja Boy vs Chris Brown all over again but a man can dream, right
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on May 12, 2017, 05:34:41 PM
Apparently (apparently) Dana is aiming to finalize shit with Conor's camp by Sunday, and then start with Mayweather on Monday
But as is tradition, who the hell knows
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Let's Cyber on May 14, 2017, 12:23:47 AM
211 prelims were hot fire.  :o

Shame about Alvarez/Poirier ending like it did. That second round was amazing until the illegal knees.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on May 14, 2017, 03:16:14 AM
Now that was a good card.

Also Joanna  :heartbeat

"and still...."
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on May 14, 2017, 03:12:48 PM
Yup, great matches!
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on May 20, 2017, 06:45:02 AM
Rory  :bow2 :bow :bow2 :bow :bow2
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on June 08, 2017, 10:38:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMx7W0jZKUU




 :omg :hyper :japancry :heh
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on June 25, 2017, 12:13:15 PM
Bellator card was weird as fuck, loved it!
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on July 11, 2017, 12:35:23 AM
Mayweather vs. McGregor PPV price set for $89.95 and $99.95 for HD


 :crowdlaff :crowdlaff :crowdlaff
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on July 14, 2017, 01:26:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu3Mpe_RNiM

:lawd
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on July 14, 2017, 02:20:44 AM
I'm still disgusted that Dana White is going to profit so much from the Conor/Floyd fight. Makes me sick.
Is Dana getting any of Connor's 100 million?
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on July 14, 2017, 04:19:56 AM
Dana White working as promoter through McGregor Promotions then, there isnt any UFC or Dana White branding anywhere. Also, yeah fuck that bald goof loser.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on July 17, 2017, 01:53:57 AM
3 days 3 MMA cards, not bad either.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Let's Cyber on July 29, 2017, 09:37:59 PM
Probably card of the Year tonight.

Still on the fence about buying it tho. I've been burned too many times on PPVs
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Let's Cyber on July 29, 2017, 10:35:35 PM
I bought it on PS4 and I regret it.

 :fbm

App crashed 3 times already.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on July 30, 2017, 01:27:47 AM
Amazing fight there. Jones is the GOAT.

Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Let's Cyber on July 30, 2017, 01:48:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/chkRdeP.gif)
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on July 31, 2017, 12:06:43 AM
DC is still my boy
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on August 22, 2017, 08:32:40 PM
Amazing fight there. Jones is an idiot the GOAT.


http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/22/jon-jones-tests-fails-drug-test-steroids-ufc-214-cormier-title-stripped/
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: agrajag on August 22, 2017, 08:37:00 PM
Once a cheat always a cheat.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: toku on August 22, 2017, 08:44:41 PM
this nicca man
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2017, 08:44:56 PM
His drug of choice makes it seem like this wasn't a well thought out drug plan. Tbol is generally used as a kick start for slower acting drugs. Needed a last minute boost?
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: nachobro on August 22, 2017, 09:06:21 PM
what a clown. see you next in rizin, i guess :rofl
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Let's Cyber on August 22, 2017, 10:52:00 PM
Jesus what a fucking dumbass.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on August 23, 2017, 12:04:19 AM
This motherfucker just ruins everything. Fuck him.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: chronovore on August 24, 2017, 08:16:21 AM
This sport needs drug testing to be implemented like other sports where it's random. Keep people off this shit, make the fight about prowess, and not prescriptions.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on August 24, 2017, 08:24:24 AM
This sport needs drug testing to be implemented like other sports where it's random. Keep people off this shit, make the fight about prowess, and not prescriptions.
Sadly, MMA (well the UFC) has some of the most stringent drug testing on earth(including 24x7x365 random testing). The cheaters just have more resources to throw at evading them.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Let's Cyber on August 24, 2017, 09:23:54 AM
This sport needs drug testing to be implemented like other sports where it's random. Keep people off this shit, make the fight about prowess, and not prescriptions.
The USADA testing is very stringent and also random, in and out of competition. They can show up at your house day or night and demand blood and urine (Mighty Mouse has had USADA show up to his house while he was streaming (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IsI-4-eXTM), or sometimes they stalk you like a bunch of weirdos (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQfFc9hkijs)), year round. As far as I'm aware, most fighters are tested 12+ times a year now (http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/gallery/here-are-the-ufc-fighters-usada-tested-the-most-in-2016-022317). If you dodge or refuse a test, like Wanderlei Silva (which was pre-USADA but he still got essentially a lifetime Nevada ban), you're toast.

That isn't to say UFC is totally clean and maybe the cheaters have just been evolving with the testing and better know how to mask what they're taking. However it is a hell of a lot harder to squeak through the cracks than it used to be.

Jon Jones' positive test is also kind of weird in that he got popped on his in competition test that was taken after the weigh in but before the fight. The rest of his samples came back clean. So either Jon Jones got unlucky with a bad supplement or was "framed" lol (I don't think anyone should give him the benefit of a doubt at this point) or he's incredibly stupid and took an oral steroid (according to TMZ) the week/days leading up to the fight.

EDIT: What Momo said.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: chronovore on August 27, 2017, 07:53:34 PM
Thanks for the facts, fellow young people! I appreciate the lack of hyperbole. :heartbeat
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on September 27, 2017, 02:21:24 AM
the jessica vs claudia match sure was something, gokhan saki's KO was amazing! But standout of the weekend for me is Aaron Pico coming to the party and looking like a killer.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on October 11, 2017, 06:31:36 AM
Rizin World Grand Prix 2017 : Opening Round - Part 2, October 15 2017 Fukuoka, Japan :hyper

(https://i.imgur.com/KkS8fhV.png)
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on October 13, 2017, 11:12:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL1mXSAh1SM

:lawd
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on October 14, 2017, 02:45:07 AM
Dern vs Polk full fight

https://rutube.ru/video/5190b941ecdfa428b5b938f35bc2045d/ (https://rutube.ru/video/5190b941ecdfa428b5b938f35bc2045d/)


 :mynicca
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on October 19, 2017, 03:55:45 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/wsSwV1w.jpg)
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on October 21, 2017, 12:12:49 PM
Moose looked okay, tbh I expected him to win more handily. Poor HH, her face will be fucked after this D:
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on October 22, 2017, 06:22:49 PM
wow cerrone got killed
pumped for 217 though
especially JJ
im still too nervous for GSP
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on October 24, 2017, 12:32:41 AM
Cowboy got his shit pushed in, he probably needs to fight less and have better camps if he wants to head back up the rankings, tbh i dont think he gives a fuck though.

My boy GSP better be the old Rush i know and love :heart
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Para-Medic on October 24, 2017, 01:49:05 AM
Over/under on GSP getting clocked for roids?

I'm excited for his return as well but I feel like he's been away for too long. Hope he can still "rush."

Edit: I don't have cable and watch MMA stuff through Fightpass, so I'll always be lttp in here lol.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on October 24, 2017, 01:52:52 AM
I dont think there is a chance in hell he gets clipped for roids, even if he was on roids before as people speculate I think he was one of the very first to get off the juice.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on October 24, 2017, 03:54:26 AM
0% chance
i don't believe he was ever on roids

still wish he hadn't came out of retirement though, too much of a risk
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Para-Medic on October 24, 2017, 04:40:37 AM
I mean you guys are probably right but there was that talk about how hard it was for him to move up a weight class, and he looks built despite the difficulties... maybe Jon Jones crap just got me cynical. >_<

Watched the Okami vs St. Preux event finally. As a huge fan of kickboxing I'm happy for Saki but I think he got off easy.  When somebody goes to test his ground game, I gotta wonder if he could still hold up. Huge fan of Gomi from the PRIDE days (wish UFC never bought them) so I am sad he lost. No comeback for him I suppose. :(
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on October 24, 2017, 06:09:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/oymEv49.gif)
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on October 24, 2017, 04:21:06 PM
I mean you guys are probably right but there was that talk about how hard it was for him to move up a weight class, and he looks built despite the difficulties... maybe Jon Jones crap just got me cynical. >_<

Watched the Okami vs St. Preux event finally. As a huge fan of kickboxing I'm happy for Saki but I think he got off easy.  When somebody goes to test his ground game, I gotta wonder if he could still hold up. Huge fan of Gomi from the PRIDE days (wish UFC never bought them) so I am sad he lost. No comeback for him I suppose. :(
It would just be extremely weird since one of the alleged reasons for his initial years long break was his assertion that many people were juicing.
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i think hendricks was on of them; look at his career since usada and his constant failure to control his weight
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So it would be very hypocritical and quite frankly sad for him to pop now

I'll hold my tongue on piece of shit jon jones though
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Para-Medic on October 25, 2017, 04:45:20 AM
You guys watchin' TUF 26 btw? I dunno how far Fightpass lags behind cable broadcasts, finished Episode 4 until next week.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on October 25, 2017, 04:49:17 AM
I generally avoid TUF cause I'm not interested in manufactured personalities, I am however keeping up to date with the fights cause I'm interested in W125
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Para-Medic on October 25, 2017, 05:13:09 AM
Well I don't blame you, it does get a little too reality tvish. Sometimes it's funny just to watch the coaches act total fools tho. Cody and TJ, man I thought Cody was decent at first but TUF just revealed how much of a tool the guy is and now I'm hoping TJ smacks the shit out of him when next they meet.

The chemistry between Connor and Urijah when they were coaches was something else. And I forget which season it was exactly, but the one with Uriah Hall. Wew, those knockouts. It's just too bad his UFC career has been the exact opposite of his time on TUF.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on October 25, 2017, 05:29:31 AM
predictions for upcoming card:

gsp
tj
JJ
wonderboy
hendricks (lol)
Duffy
godbeer
THINGS I DONT CARE ABOUT
Gall
OSP
Zahabi
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on October 30, 2017, 02:15:15 AM
We're here boys GSP week :hyper

I hope TJ knocks that idiot Gabrants head clean off with a wheel kick also :maf
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: warcock on October 30, 2017, 04:09:26 AM
man what are the odds on the gsp fight? I could see him get Serra'ed and retiring tbh.

I also hope Neanderthal Hendricks gets shit on but i know nothing about his opponent.

They need to stop feeding that polish killer tbh.

This is an exciting card.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Para-Medic on October 30, 2017, 04:15:08 AM
We're here boys GSP week :hyper

I hope TJ knocks that idiot Gabrants head clean off with a wheel kick also :maf

Truly, this would make the event for me.

Even if GSP loses somehow. This would save the night.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Let's Cyber on October 31, 2017, 06:09:45 AM
GSP/Bisping has a high potential to be a shitshow. I'm shock they're comfortable with that as the main event.

Good card overall though. I really hope neck tattoo isn't the future of 135, save us TJ!
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on October 31, 2017, 03:26:02 PM
Should be a fun card.

GSP and Bisping seems like an easy GSP win but who knows I guess since he has taken so much time off.

Garbrandt has amazing stand-up for an mma fighter so I always tend to root for that style over wrestle-fuck style mma.

Jędrzejczyk is gonna be awesome as always.

Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 01, 2017, 12:30:56 AM
I dont think GSP vs Bisping is at all easy to predict, Bisping used to fight at and was a success at light heavy, plus as much shit as people give him, he's technically sound and has courage like no other. Do I think GSP is better than Bisping? Yes, other factors like size, ring rust and age (yes i know Bisping is older but styles age differently) makes this a bit of a hard one to call.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 01, 2017, 01:59:51 AM
McGregor about calling people feggits

https://streamable.com/c51k7 (https://streamable.com/c51k7)

 :doge :doge
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Para-Medic on November 01, 2017, 04:00:16 AM
GSP's brain is damaged from aliens and kitty litter, his time with sensei Segal offsets that, though. His new muscle gut will provide him protection to body shots. The closeness to Canada makes one suspicious of judges, as well as New York's long standing feud with England.

Expect a controversial and boring decision.

  :what Is this 1776? New York feud with England? Did I miss something?

McGregor about calling people feggits

https://streamable.com/c51k7 (https://streamable.com/c51k7)

 :doge :doge

Is he ever coming back to UFC? I mean his one boxing fight probably made him more money than his entire MMA career combined so far.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 01, 2017, 04:07:53 AM
He seems to want to come back to fight Nate and or Tony (possibly GSP if things line up)
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on November 04, 2017, 11:29:25 PM
FUCK
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on November 04, 2017, 11:32:11 PM
wow. wasn't expecting that.

Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on November 04, 2017, 11:33:40 PM
we'll see how rose holds up in the rematch but FUCK
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Para-Medic on November 04, 2017, 11:34:03 PM
In a single round no less.  :lol
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on November 05, 2017, 12:02:19 AM
wow fuck #2
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on November 05, 2017, 12:05:00 AM
wow fuck #2
jesus christ what is this card
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Diunx on November 05, 2017, 12:10:30 AM
Holy shit  :whew :whew
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on November 05, 2017, 12:16:51 AM
im so nervous rn lol
hopefully JJ and Cody were the sacrifices needed to please the gods and allow a GSP victory
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on November 05, 2017, 12:43:37 AM
GOAT
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on November 05, 2017, 12:44:39 AM
Bisping sucks
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 05, 2017, 12:47:49 AM
 :salute :playa :cancry
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: warcock on November 05, 2017, 12:56:00 AM
I AM IMPRESSED BY HIS PERFORMENCE. Honest to god he seemed to be gassing out in round 2, was worried.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Para-Medic on November 05, 2017, 01:06:40 AM
that was the best card all year omg. everybody I wanted to win, won.  :D
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Let's Cyber on November 05, 2017, 04:58:51 AM
Thank god GSP finished that fight when he did. Dude was gassed. Was much more exciting than I was expecting though. 

TJ and Rose  :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Boogie on November 05, 2017, 06:59:12 PM
My man.  GSP tha Gawd.  :rejoice
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: ModernBoxes on November 06, 2017, 04:01:13 PM
Love GSP but while he insists he's in the best shape of his life he was gassing and slow. Didn't think Bisping had the ability to fuck up GSP from the ground but there it is. GSP usually dismantles his opponents with accuracy and speed despite he later trend to then take them to the ground. Really curious as to how he'll do with the next guy.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 17, 2017, 09:29:02 AM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://i.imgur.com/2XY0som.jpg)
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 :whew
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 20, 2017, 12:27:08 PM
I think I'm slowly becoming more of a women's MMA fan than mens. It's like in Tennis, the size and speed of women make for more interesting matches.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: agrajag on November 20, 2017, 12:32:52 PM
I sensed a Holly/Ronda tier upset when Joanna was talking shit before she even entered the cage. Looking at the vid and weigh in I was positive Rose would get killed as I've never seen her fight but she looked terrified. And then I saw Joanna was way too in her own head as queen bad ass just like Ronda, got cocky, got got.

Jeez. Rose is a badass, has always been.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: agrajag on November 20, 2017, 12:33:51 PM
I think I'm slowly becoming more of a woman's MMA fan than mens. It's like in Tennis, the size and speed of women make for more interesting matches.

 :gurl

Women's tennis is an abomination.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on November 20, 2017, 01:18:48 PM
I think I'm slowly becoming more of a women's MMA fan than mens. It's like in Tennis, the size and speed of women make for more interesting matches.

I like both in mma but I understand what you are saying. I much prefer women's tennis to men's. It's so overly technical it bores me. After the Mcenroe/Borg Era, it became unwatchable for me.

Women's MMA is still pretty shallow in depth of their divisions but the heart is compelling.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 20, 2017, 05:45:15 PM
Yea, it's not the technical aspects that I think are better, it's more about the asethetics of the matches. When I watch cards now, I'm usually more apt to think the woman's fight was the best one of the night (or it was the most dramatic).

Since most women lack overwhelming power, there is more 'give and take' in their matches.

Maybe I'm just being biased because it's still a novelty and those times stick in my brain more.

Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Let's Cyber on November 21, 2017, 01:14:06 AM
I think the lower weight classes in general are just more exciting, woman's 115 and 135 included. 135, 145 and 155 mens are great even with Conor fucking up everything by not defending his titles. 155 and 170 are definitely the deepest weight classes at the moment while middleweight and above feel stagnant and are mostly filled out with a bunch of geriatrics.

UFC buying out and eventually merging with WEC's talent pool plus adding women's divisions were probably some of the better long term decisions they've made. They were completely defined by the LHW division during the Tito/Couture/Liddell days, I'm glad they expanded out.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 28, 2017, 11:59:22 PM
Took the time to write this out so everyone can give their predictions, I'll be writing mine up later


Max Holloway VS Jose Aldo
Alistair Overeem VS Francis Ngannou
Henry Cejudo VS Sergio Pettis
Eddie Alvarez VS Justin Gaethje
Tecia Torres VS Michelle Waterson
Charles Oliveira VS Paul Felder
Alex Oliveira VS Yancy Medeiros
Drakkar Klose VS David Teymur
Felice Herrig VS Cortney Casey-Sanchez
Abdul Razak Alhassan VS Sabah Homasi
Dominick Reyes VS Jeremy Kimball
Justin Willis VS Allen Crowder
Angela Magana VS Amanda Bobby Cooper

Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 30, 2017, 08:06:52 AM
Max Holloway VS Jose Aldo
If healthy I feel Aldo has enough to take this, either way this is going to be a hell of a fight.

Alistair Overeem VS Francis Ngannou
I think Econoreem is too clever for Ngannou, I think Francis will be a champ someday though.

Henry Cejudo VS Sergio Pettis
I want Pettis to win but I cant see it happening, Cejudo is coming good in a big way lately.

Eddie Alvarez VS Justin Gaethje
Eddie's taken too much damage I feel, Gaethje via violence.

Tecia Torres VS Michelle Waterson
Tossup, Torres is pretty good but I'll be shouting for Waterson.

Charles Oliveira VS Paul Felder
Felder

Alex Oliveira VS Yancy Medeiros
Oliveira

Drakkar Klose VS David Teymur
David Teymur via fancy shit :lawd

Felice Herrig VS Cortney Casey-Sanchez
Felice has been improving at a great rate so Felice

Abdul Razak Alhassan VS Sabah Homasi
dont care, but i think Homasi loses.

Dominick Reyes VS Jeremy Kimball
dont care

Justin Willis VS Allen Crowder

dont care

Angela Magana VS Amanda Bobby Cooper
Going to hope Angela gets slept into retirement.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on November 30, 2017, 11:44:26 AM
Played a bit of UFC 3 beta. All the strikes feel like you're underwater, the grappling on the mat and submissions are entirely counter intuitive and don't do what you try to do 9 times out of 10. Plenty of physics issues but those are funny.
Read about the micro transactions earlier, Jesus on a stick, what the fuck.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on December 02, 2017, 11:09:43 PM
WOW what a fight
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: chronovore on December 03, 2017, 08:25:11 AM
Go back and play UFC 3 — still the best mma game out there.

…but I'm biased.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 03, 2017, 02:31:21 PM
Alvarez fight was crazy.

Holloway put on a master craft fight.

Nasty knockout from Ngannou
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Diunx on December 03, 2017, 04:27:04 PM
Fantastic card, here is hoping 219 delivers too.
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on December 03, 2017, 04:37:48 PM
Nasty knockout from Ngannou
title fight is gonna be nuts
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: agrajag on December 03, 2017, 05:15:07 PM
Alistair retire bitch
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on December 31, 2017, 12:45:10 AM
Holly holding her own so far...
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Momo on December 31, 2017, 03:23:10 AM
Khabib once again proving he is the generational talent of his time
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
Post by: Syph on January 20, 2018, 10:27:06 PM
Pico with another KO! Wow
Title: Re: UFC | Aaaaand STILL
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