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Title: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 27, 2016, 01:57:26 PM
New relationship thread.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: D3RANG3D on December 27, 2016, 01:58:03 PM
Dat title.

 :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2016, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on December 27, 2016, 02:21:48 PM
I'm making this post to remind myself that by this time next year I'll find myself in a good and stable, meaningful relationship. On 12/27/2017 this post will be quoted for either a W on achieving my goal or a massive L.

Just wanted to add a subplot nobody cares about to this season.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chekhov's_gun

Some shows save this type of behind-the-scenes shit for the Blu Ray. The fan service is :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 27, 2016, 02:56:28 PM
Personal 2017 relationship goal: don't get wife pregnant  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 27, 2016, 03:55:33 PM
Personal 2017 relationship goal: Don't get Nudemacusers' wife pregnant
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 27, 2016, 04:07:25 PM
2017 goal - meet the woman who I can spend the rest of my life with.

Not too lofty or anything now :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 27, 2016, 05:22:24 PM
So I'm working like half-time this week, and now that I'm home and a good chunk of errands are done except for fixing the holes in my ceilings (that's another story), now that I have some free time I'm thinking about setting up a dating profile on a site.  Was planning on getting back to dating in 2017, and otherwise this slow holiday week I'd just be doing 5-6 hour days of my first MMO, FFXIV, that I just got into.  So thinking about trying out Match.com  In the past I've met my gfs through Okcupid or Meetup.com social stuff.  Tinder has always seemed high effort/time consuming/hookup based, but since I've seriously online dated it's been about a year and that went real quick so it's been about 3-4 years since I've done a lot of online dating.

At this point in my life at 35 and settled down and enough good & bad "fun" times with girls in their 20s, I'm looking for long term, maybe married, maybe kids kinda thing with someone 30 or over who has a job.  That's why I'm thinking maybe something like Match.com would be a better idea than OKC or Tinder which when I was using them was mostly 20s people.

Anyhow had any experience with Match?  I've heard eharmony is like christian dating so as a mildly Jewish mostly Agnostic that's not for me. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: D3RANG3D on December 27, 2016, 05:29:25 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 27, 2016, 05:22:24 PM
So I'm working like half-time this week, and now that I'm home and a good chunk of errands are done except for fixing the holes in my ceilings (that's another story), now that I have some free time I'm thinking about setting up a dating profile on a site.  Was planning on getting back to dating in 2017, and otherwise this slow holiday week I'd just be doing 5-6 hour days of my first MMO, FFXIV, that I just got into.  So thinking about trying out Match.com  In the past I've met my gfs through Okcupid or Meetup.com social stuff.  Tinder has always seemed high effort/time consuming/hookup based, but since I've seriously online dated it's been about a year and that went real quick so it's been about 3-4 years since I've done a lot of online dating.

At this point in my life at 35 and settled down and enough good & bad "fun" times with girls in their 20s, I'm looking for long term, maybe married, maybe kids kinda thing with someone 30 or over who has a job.  That's why I'm thinking maybe something like Match.com would be a better idea than OKC or Tinder which when I was using them was mostly 20s people.

Anyhow had any experience with Match?  I've heard eharmony is like christian dating so as a mildly Jewish mostly Agnostic that's not for me.

I got booted from Match, which I didn't know booted non-believers lol.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 27, 2016, 06:19:22 PM
Oh wow, so match is religious too?  I'll pass on that then.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: D3RANG3D on December 27, 2016, 06:25:01 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 27, 2016, 06:19:22 PM
Oh wow, so match is religious too?  I'll pass on that then.

Actually it's eharmony, not match sorry i'm getting old.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 27, 2016, 06:34:58 PM
My "lady friend" is telling me that some dweeby guy she felt sorry for is still messaging her. He sent her an unsolicited pic of his penis not too long ago and is hella thirsty.  :doge

Time to cock block this nerd.  :doge

"I am become Chad Thundercock. Destroyer of pussy and dweeby guy's dreams."  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 27, 2016, 06:35:51 PM
Just don't let this pussy make you overconfident.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 27, 2016, 06:38:13 PM
Personal 2017 relationship goal: Get Nudemacusers' wife pregnant
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 27, 2016, 06:38:22 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on December 27, 2016, 06:35:51 PM
Just don't let this pussy make you overconfident.
Too late.  :patel :dice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 27, 2016, 06:51:07 PM
Relationship goal of 2017: go on a nature hideaway vacation.

Also, fuck in said nature surrounded locale.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 27, 2016, 08:06:04 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 06:34:58 PM
My "lady friend" is telling me that some dweeby guy she felt sorry for is still messaging her. He sent her an unsolicited pic of his penis not too long ago and is hella thirsty.  :doge

Time to cock block this nerd.  :doge

"I am become Chad Thundercock. Destroyer of pussy and dweeby guy's dreams."  :doge
Operation Cock Block: COMPLETED.   :success    :marimo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 27, 2016, 08:10:09 PM
episode v: downfall of the nerd is going to be great
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 27, 2016, 08:14:59 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 08:06:04 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 06:34:58 PM
My "lady friend" is telling me that some dweeby guy she felt sorry for is still messaging her. He sent her an unsolicited pic of his penis not too long ago and is hella thirsty.  :doge

Time to cock block this nerd.  :doge

"I am become Chad Thundercock. Destroyer of pussy and dweeby guy's dreams."  :doge
Operation Cock Block: COMPLETED.   :success    :marimo

Alright I'm curious, what'd you do? Send him a picture of your dick from her phone?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 27, 2016, 08:21:30 PM
There's a reason why it is called First Fuck Syndrome: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=First-Fuck-Syndrome%20(FFS)  The UD definition isn't quite accurate but it's really easy to get tripped up if you don't have much experience.

Be careful, Atramental :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 27, 2016, 08:28:52 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 27, 2016, 08:14:59 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 08:06:04 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 06:34:58 PM
My "lady friend" is telling me that some dweeby guy she felt sorry for is still messaging her. He sent her an unsolicited pic of his penis not too long ago and is hella thirsty.  :doge

Time to cock block this nerd.  :doge

"I am become Chad Thundercock. Destroyer of pussy and dweeby guy's dreams."  :doge
Operation Cock Block: COMPLETED.   :success    :marimo

Alright I'm curious, what'd you do? Send him a picture of your dick from her phone?
Nah, I just convinced her to block him on everything. Facebook, Snapchat, and SMS.  :doge

He was dry thirst begging her on and off even though she told him she wasn't interested.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 27, 2016, 08:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dufus on December 27, 2016, 08:15:12 PM
2017 will be my year, brehs. :lawd Every doofus has his day.



Witness me. :lawd



(http://i.imgur.com/U7XzEaG.gif)

Why do I feel like next xmas you will be playing games you don't like will huffing silver spray paint?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Because I could use the emotional company
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 27, 2016, 08:36:15 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on December 27, 2016, 08:21:30 PM
There's a reason why it is called First Fuck Syndrome: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=First-Fuck-Syndrome%20(FFS)  The UD definition isn't quite accurate but it's really easy to get tripped up if you don't have much experience.

Be careful, Atramental :doge
Don't worry. I'll keep myself grounded.

I'm just having some fun since I have never been in this position before.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on December 27, 2016, 08:39:47 PM
I'll probably stay single for 2017. Almost a year since my last relationship. Looking like I'll beat my previous record of 1.5 years. :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 27, 2016, 08:46:53 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 08:36:15 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on December 27, 2016, 08:21:30 PM
There's a reason why it is called First Fuck Syndrome: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=First-Fuck-Syndrome%20(FFS)  The UD definition isn't quite accurate but it's really easy to get tripped up if you don't have much experience.

Be careful, Atramental :doge
Don't worry. I'll keep myself grounded.

I'm just having some fun since I have never been in this position before.  :doge

Have you told her you love her yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 27, 2016, 08:49:28 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 27, 2016, 08:46:53 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 08:36:15 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on December 27, 2016, 08:21:30 PM
There's a reason why it is called First Fuck Syndrome: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=First-Fuck-Syndrome%20(FFS)  The UD definition isn't quite accurate but it's really easy to get tripped up if you don't have much experience.

Be careful, Atramental :doge
Don't worry. I'll keep myself grounded.

I'm just having some fun since I have never been in this position before.  :doge

Have you told her you love her yet?
Fuck No! I know better.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2016, 09:00:02 PM
Relationship goal: eat more ass
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 27, 2016, 09:01:44 PM
I was fortunate that my first fuck was a weird Korean girl in college who was basically a walking anime character so I could only stand her in small doses. The horizontal kind of doses. Helps she was also fucking a dude i knew pretty well on the side (friendly, but not friends) so I couldn't get too many feels about the situation... god that was weird. But I got my first nut merit badge so w/e.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 27, 2016, 09:09:39 PM
ate my gf's ass last night :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: T234 on December 27, 2016, 11:26:05 PM
Relationship goal of 2017: Get some action.

When you're me, you can't just go fucking every woman you want. For starters, most of them are attached, and I'm bound by Blood Oath not to fuck married women.

And then finding a woman that won't steal your weed, yet is okay with you smoking it and buying it by the barrel, seems even harder.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 27, 2016, 11:40:53 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on December 27, 2016, 10:04:31 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on December 27, 2016, 09:09:39 PM
ate my gf's ass last night :lawd

An appropriation of black deviant culture I can get behind :lawd

Are black people well known ass eaters?  I thought it was just PD. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2016, 11:44:36 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 08:36:15 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on December 27, 2016, 08:21:30 PM
There's a reason why it is called First Fuck Syndrome: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=First-Fuck-Syndrome%20(FFS)  The UD definition isn't quite accurate but it's really easy to get tripped up if you don't have much experience.

Be careful, Atramental :doge
Don't worry. I'll keep myself grounded.

I'm just having some fun since I have never been in this position before.  :doge

My young apprentice, somehow I think there are many positions you have still never been in.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 27, 2016, 11:50:57 PM
Suck more cock 2017 is something  I can support
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2016, 11:57:02 PM
I'm all about eating more pussy in 2017.

 :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 28, 2016, 12:12:41 AM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2016, 11:44:36 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 08:36:15 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on December 27, 2016, 08:21:30 PM
There's a reason why it is called First Fuck Syndrome: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=First-Fuck-Syndrome%20(FFS)  The UD definition isn't quite accurate but it's really easy to get tripped up if you don't have much experience.

Be careful, Atramental :doge
Don't worry. I'll keep myself grounded.

I'm just having some fun since I have never been in this position before.  :doge

My young apprentice, somehow I think there are many positions you have still never been in.
Well. She's bi so if she ends up cheating on me some day I just hope it's with another woman. :doge

edit: oh yeah, I should add, her and I have already decided to become exclusive after our third bang session. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 28, 2016, 12:30:41 AM
Lol 'member when you were worried about being the main male?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 28, 2016, 12:32:56 AM
Lol, yep.  :lol

Now I crave it. :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 28, 2016, 12:33:33 AM
When are you meeting her parents?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 28, 2016, 12:35:34 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 28, 2016, 12:33:33 AM
When are you meeting her parents?
*shrug*

We'll see where we are after a month or two. Then I'll concern myself with that. Maybe. :doge

edit: fun fact: we banged on her mum's bed last night. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 28, 2016, 12:37:48 AM
Quote from: T234 on December 27, 2016, 11:26:05 PM
Relationship goal of 2017: Get some action.

When you're me, you can't just go fucking every woman you want. For starters, most of them are attached, and I'm bound by Blood Oath not to fuck married women.

And then finding a woman that won't steal your weed, yet is okay with you smoking it and buying it by the barrel, seems even harder.

You don't share your weed?  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 28, 2016, 12:41:02 AM
Quote from: Pallando on December 28, 2016, 12:35:34 AM
edit: fun fact: we banged on her mum's bed last night. :doge
:cac














I approve  :rash :cody :salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on December 28, 2016, 12:50:36 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 27, 2016, 11:40:53 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on December 27, 2016, 10:04:31 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on December 27, 2016, 09:09:39 PM
ate my gf's ass last night :lawd

An appropriation of black deviant culture I can get behind :lawd

Are black people well known ass eaters?  I thought it was just PD.
Eating ass has been one of the 3 top recurring topics on black twitter for at least a year or two now. :snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 28, 2016, 01:06:27 AM
Don't care what anyone says I will not eat a man's booty hole!!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 28, 2016, 01:30:19 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 27, 2016, 05:22:24 PM
So I'm working like half-time this week, and now that I'm home and a good chunk of errands are done except for fixing the holes in my ceilings (that's another story), now that I have some free time I'm thinking about setting up a dating profile on a site.  Was planning on getting back to dating in 2017, and otherwise this slow holiday week I'd just be doing 5-6 hour days of my first MMO, FFXIV, that I just got into.  So thinking about trying out Match.com  In the past I've met my gfs through Okcupid or Meetup.com social stuff.  Tinder has always seemed high effort/time consuming/hookup based, but since I've seriously online dated it's been about a year and that went real quick so it's been about 3-4 years since I've done a lot of online dating.

At this point in my life at 35 and settled down and enough good & bad "fun" times with girls in their 20s, I'm looking for long term, maybe married, maybe kids kinda thing with someone 30 or over who has a job.  That's why I'm thinking maybe something like Match.com would be a better idea than OKC or Tinder which when I was using them was mostly 20s people.

Anyhow had any experience with Match?  I've heard eharmony is like christian dating so as a mildly Jewish mostly Agnostic that's not for me.

I'm using Match right now. Talking with a few girls, but so far it seems like I'm not getting nearly as many responses as I did with Cupid, but the ones that are there are definitely higher quality - attractive, career-minded girls within my age range and seemingly with their shit together. Hell, the first girl to email me on the site (and the first girl I went out with since I broke up with my ex back over the summer) I'm soon to have date #3 with and I definitely like her!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: T234 on December 28, 2016, 02:11:55 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 28, 2016, 12:37:48 AM
Quote from: T234 on December 27, 2016, 11:26:05 PM
Relationship goal of 2017: Get some action.

When you're me, you can't just go fucking every woman you want. For starters, most of them are attached, and I'm bound by Blood Oath not to fuck married women.

And then finding a woman that won't steal your weed, yet is okay with you smoking it and buying it by the barrel, seems even harder.

You don't share your weed?  ???

I smoked a half-ounce of top-shelf weed with that bitch every day. Had a jar on the counter and kept weed in it just for her. But yet she still felt the need to steal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 28, 2016, 04:27:45 AM
Wait. Where the fuck is the other thread. What happened on the 23rd.


I NEED ANSWERS
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on December 28, 2016, 04:52:06 AM

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.msg2215358#msg2215358
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on December 28, 2016, 04:57:45 AM
Also thanks again for not fucking this up p, I honestly would have felt more personal failure if you came back like "well, in the end I somehow fucked up this thing I was guaranteed to not fuck up somehow" than when Hillary did

Next step; get atra to stop giving "ass eating? ew!" lames posts likes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 28, 2016, 07:52:18 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on December 28, 2016, 04:52:06 AM

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.msg2215358#msg2215358

Well that's pretty tame. Not bad for a start.

Quote from: Pallando on December 28, 2016, 12:12:41 AM

Well. She's bi so if she ends up cheating on me some day I just hope it's with another woman. :doge

edit: oh yeah, I should add, her and I have already decided to become exclusive after our third bang session. :doge

 :drudge Better make that 3rd time a threesome then :drudge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 28, 2016, 12:21:03 PM
My goal for 2017 is continue being a filthy deviant.  Recent events have essentially confirmed my desire not to get married and not to have children.  So if I'm not going to go down that road, then degeneracy is pretty much wide open for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2016, 12:26:35 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on December 28, 2016, 01:06:27 AM
Don't care what anyone says I will not eat a man's booty hole!!!
No one asked you to, and if they did they clearly don't respect women. Eating booty is a deeply personal, feminist act that only men should consider. We live in a society where holding doors open for women can be problematic. I'm glad that the eating ass movement has made chivalry great again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 28, 2016, 12:29:30 PM
I've had girls eat my ass before :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: D3RANG3D on December 28, 2016, 12:32:39 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dH-vBtd7Rs
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2016, 01:40:40 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on December 28, 2016, 12:21:03 PM
My goal for 2017 is continue being a filthy deviant.  Recent events have essentially confirmed my desire not to get married and not to have children.  So if I'm not going to go down that road, then degeneracy is pretty much wide open for me.
how far are you willing to go into demonism, my friend? We talking everyday girls or seeking arrangement fuckery
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 28, 2016, 01:45:10 PM
You need an extra income source PD?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2016, 01:53:17 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 28, 2016, 01:45:10 PM
You need an extra income source PD?

I'm just preparing for the automation apocalypse.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 28, 2016, 03:46:57 PM
LOL, Pallo. You call THAT chubby?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 28, 2016, 03:48:20 PM
Bro, Facebook official already?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 28, 2016, 03:49:25 PM
atra you're going so fast omg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on December 28, 2016, 03:49:46 PM
Let the boy enjoy his sweet nectar, it's his first time
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on December 28, 2016, 03:51:20 PM
brb adding Atra on Facebook
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 28, 2016, 03:53:55 PM
Quote from: demi on December 28, 2016, 03:49:46 PM
Let the boy enjoy his sweet nectar, it's his first time

no no i'm happy for him
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2016, 04:00:40 PM
Quote from: El Babua on December 28, 2016, 03:51:20 PM
brb adding Atra on Facebook

Bore Gold
:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 28, 2016, 04:29:51 PM
You may have bit off more than you can chew but she's not fat.

 :jawalrus

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on December 28, 2016, 04:25:37 PM
Quote from: Dufus on December 28, 2016, 04:24:20 PM
Palla PM me pics

Atra, don't. Finding out through FB is socially acceptable, PMing to a random dude on the internet isn't.

And this is why you shouldn't share details of your sex life. The rules on the Internet are fuzzy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on December 28, 2016, 04:33:52 PM
Quote from: Dufus on December 28, 2016, 04:30:02 PM
He PM'd me pics before tho.

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Even when I didn't ask :holeup
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Establishing dominance.  :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 28, 2016, 04:37:56 PM
Never go full Facebook official smh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 28, 2016, 05:14:37 PM
Quote from: demi on December 28, 2016, 03:49:46 PM
Let the boy enjoy his sweet nectar, it's his first time
Yeah, that's why it's going to hurt so bad... :-\
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 28, 2016, 05:17:59 PM
rookie move tbh. i've kept my wife in the 'it's complicated' neg-zone on facebook since 2010  :success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 28, 2016, 09:44:54 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2016, 01:40:40 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on December 28, 2016, 12:21:03 PM
My goal for 2017 is continue being a filthy deviant.  Recent events have essentially confirmed my desire not to get married and not to have children.  So if I'm not going to go down that road, then degeneracy is pretty much wide open for me.
how far are you willing to go into demonism, my friend? We talking everyday girls or seeking arrangement fuckery

Both if I can swing it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 29, 2016, 12:30:20 AM
Saw the news on FB, congrats Atra! She's cute!

Anyways, I have a question for you guys... this is a bit of a weird one and a bit different from what usually gets discussed in relationship threads.

So, as the people who frequent these threads know, I broke up with a girl I dated for 3+ years back in June. But I have a friend who I've known since HS that for some reason, still maintains touch (his wife is still friendly with her, she asked a few of my female friends to continue being friends with her even after I broke up with her, which I think is pretty weird, but that's an altogether different issue...). So, today I asked him if he wanted to go to a local brewery and I talked about how I've been seeing someone new and have a 3rd date lined up where we're going ice skating 8). He says he can't make the brewery, then proceeds to tell me that my ex's brother passed away and she posted something on FB about it.

What do I do?

I have met him a whole bunch of times, and I did like her family. He was a heroin addict who has been in and out of rehab and, while I don't know the cause of death, I am willing to bet it's due to an OD. The wake is on Saturday. Do I send a sympathy card? Do I pretend not to have heard about it? I cut my ex out of my life cold turkey after I broke up with her, even if my one friend insists on maintaining contact. What is the proper thing to do in this situation?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 29, 2016, 12:39:09 AM
Depends on how "cold turkey" you mean and how well you knew him. if you've seriously had no contact in 3 years at all might be better to keep your distance as you could create drama by just resurfacing. But if you knew him rather well...that might change things. Either way it's a bit of a sticky situation. I'd likely go with the keep your head down for the time being. But in the end you'll know your relationship better than us.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on December 29, 2016, 12:39:56 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 28, 2016, 12:35:34 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 28, 2016, 12:33:33 AM
When are you meeting her parents?
*shrug*

We'll see where we are after a month or two.

I give you a week, tops, given how fast you're moving into this after losing your virginity. We warned you about this, dude. So if you break up, don't say the board didn't warn you. But if you really do like her you better make sure she's not 100% crazy.

And SLOW YOUR ROLL

Tiesto: If you cut her out completely, and you only found out through a mutual friend: Don't send your regards. Unless you really liked her brother as a friend, but even then it's clear she didn't want you to know and that piece of information is only through the grapevine. If she didn't invite you to the wake, it's a double-sealed-the-deal-on-keeping-it-to-yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 29, 2016, 01:20:47 AM
Puppy: I cut her off completely, i.e. blocked her from facebook, from my phone, stopped following the few friends of her on my FB who didn't take me off. This wasn't 3 years ago, rather, I dated her for 3 years and I broke up with her in June of this year.

Any sort of condolences would be more for her parents (her father was a really nice guy and I got along very well with him) rather than her. I mentioned to a few of my friends, and my mom, and they were all divided about what I should do. It's a weird situation to be in.

I wasn't really close with the brother, aside from seeing him and exchanging pleasantries at family events. My ex wasn't close with him either, although she liked to use his problems (such as having a baby with a woman who left him and cut off all contact with the family after abuse allegations) as a 'woe is me' attention-seeking thing. I do feel very sad about the situation, though part of me expected this would happen eventually.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 29, 2016, 12:41:37 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on December 29, 2016, 12:39:56 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 28, 2016, 12:35:34 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 28, 2016, 12:33:33 AM
When are you meeting her parents?
*shrug*

We'll see where we are after a month or two.

I give you a week, tops, given how fast you're moving into this after losing your virginity. We warned you about this, dude. So if you break up, don't say the board didn't warn you. But if you really do like her you better make sure she's not 100% crazy.

And SLOW YOUR ROLL
:yeshrug

I'm just trying to get as much sex and relationship experience as I can.

Also, I think she would be more heartbroken if things fall through than I would be. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 29, 2016, 01:14:05 PM
Just enjoy it and don't overthink it. People are trying to protect you from making mistakes, but you need to make some mistakes to learn and grow.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on December 29, 2016, 01:16:44 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 29, 2016, 12:41:37 PM
Also, I think she would be more heartbroken if things fall through than I would be. :doge

Lol, now you're really in trouble. She gonna hit you with those quivering eyes and quivering pussy lips every time and you cant say no
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 29, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
awww that's sweet
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2016, 02:08:21 PM
Have fun and ride the wave. Just don't marry her and you'll be fine bro.  :doge

#GMB
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 29, 2016, 02:30:36 PM
word of advice atra: you don't really need that many newborn clothes, they grow out of them real quick. prioritize bottles and small cotton towels :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 29, 2016, 03:08:55 PM
Quote from: Esch on December 29, 2016, 02:19:19 PM
ATRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


this nicca already went fb official. losing his mind :dead
I mean, maybe I should've waited a month before doing that but eh. It'll be okay.  :doge

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on December 29, 2016, 04:33:58 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 29, 2016, 12:41:37 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on December 29, 2016, 12:39:56 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 28, 2016, 12:35:34 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 28, 2016, 12:33:33 AM
When are you meeting her parents?
*shrug*

We'll see where we are after a month or two.

I give you a week, tops, given how fast you're moving into this after losing your virginity. We warned you about this, dude. So if you break up, don't say the board didn't warn you. But if you really do like her you better make sure she's not 100% crazy.

And SLOW YOUR ROLL
:yeshrug

I'm just trying to get as much sex and relationship experience as I can.

Yes. And that's fine. But from the way you're going, you're going "first time sex, will marry" territory. Which is

NO

Quote
Also, I think she would be more heartbroken if things fall through than I would be. :doge

:dead If you honestly believe this from how you're talking about her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: studyguy on December 29, 2016, 04:54:34 PM
My girlfriend told her best friend that I ate her ass out. Apparently she hyped it up so much the girl tried to get her own boyfriend to do it too and failed.
She asked for tips on how to persuade him :lol

2017 is gonna be magical.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 29, 2016, 05:00:51 PM
Wait, she's your girlfriend on Facebook already? I fucking told you that you were going to marry her!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2016, 05:54:12 PM
Quote from: studyguy on December 29, 2016, 04:54:34 PM
My girlfriend told her best friend that I ate her ass out. Apparently she hyped it up so much the girl tried to get her own boyfriend to do it too and failed.
She asked for tips on how to persuade him :lol

2017 is gonna be magical.

It's 2017, ass is ass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 29, 2016, 05:59:46 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 29, 2016, 05:00:51 PM
Wait, she's your girlfriend on Facebook already? I fucking told you that you were going to marry her!
No joke. If that sort of talk comes up I'll break it off quick. I did not sign up for that. :doge

edit: Also, something that I've learned is that you don't have to hate someone to break up with them.

I mean, sure they'll probably hate you for breaking up with them afterwards but eh. Time heals most wounds.   :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 29, 2016, 06:24:43 PM
Atra, the part you're going to fuck up on is when she's feeling insecure about her attractiveness or you get into an argument about what to do for the weekend.

You can call it whatever you want on Facebook but losing your virginity is just getting your enlistment bonus.

2 cents
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 29, 2016, 06:41:46 PM
I, for one, still think you're doing it right -- that is, doing it wrong and gonna learn from it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 29, 2016, 06:51:53 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 29, 2016, 06:41:46 PM
I, for one, still think you're doing it right -- that is, doing it wrong and gonna learn from it

This is also true. As hilarious as it is to see him going so fast there's only one way to learn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 29, 2016, 06:57:15 PM
Yup, I fucked up so hard in my first few relationships.  Ignored everything people here said, and then I learned hard and things are good now.  That is the way of things for some of us.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 29, 2016, 07:33:55 PM
just never have real relationships

Problem solved
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 29, 2016, 08:32:25 PM
Atramental's gf looks pretty cute.  Nice work.  I'd be concerned that she's wanting to make things official so fast but you need to experience these things for yourself so good luck!

Quote from: Huff on December 29, 2016, 07:33:55 PM
just never have real relationships

Problem solved

A really good friend of mine is currently getting taken to the cleaners in a divorce.  I've pretty much written off marriage at this point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 29, 2016, 08:43:00 PM
Made my profile on Match.  Don't like how everything needs to be human approved.  Anytime you change 2 words in your profile you have to wait 20 minutes for someone to approve it.  As someone who edits and fine tunes things, that is annoying.

Also, so far the layout and look of everything seems worse than OKC :|  May just end up making another OKC account.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 29, 2016, 09:55:54 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 29, 2016, 08:43:00 PM
Made my profile on Match.  Don't like how everything needs to be human approved.  Anytime you change 2 words in your profile you have to wait 20 minutes for someone to approve it.  As someone who edits and fine tunes things, that is annoying.

Also, so far the layout and look of everything seems worse than OKC :|  May just end up making another OKC account.

The site design is garbage, especially the email. I don't know how many times I typed up an email, then lost it all when I went to submit due to a time-out or clicking a wrong button. Anyways, best of luck to you.

News for me:

-Going ice skating and to a local Italian restaurant for dinner tomorrow with the teacher. She asked me to pick her up so she can show me her Christmas decorations. 8)
-After discussing with my mom and aunt, decided to go forth and send a sympathy card made out to the ex's parents.
-I will be out of town next week for Magfest but sent an email to the dentist and HR girl I've been talking to asking if they want to get together the following week.
-Also been talking to 2 new ones with some promise - a 37 year old Nurse (a bit out of my age range but she is gorgeous, chubby with wavy brown hair, blue eyes, glasses) and a pretty petite brunette who's also 34 and has the same name as my least favorite Tales character. (I also have the same name as many people's least favorite Tales character :P )

I met my ex on OKC hence why I'm not itching to go back. There are a lot more nerds and hipsters on OKC, while Match has more career-oriented and/or basic types. OKC the girls seem less serious and just want to go out because they have nothing better to do, while Match they seem a bit more serious with less game playing. Though that can also be an age thing. I'm now in my 30's meeting others in their 30's.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 29, 2016, 10:27:15 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 27, 2016, 08:28:52 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 27, 2016, 08:14:59 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 08:06:04 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 06:34:58 PM
My "lady friend" is telling me that some dweeby guy she felt sorry for is still messaging her. He sent her an unsolicited pic of his penis not too long ago and is hella thirsty.  :doge

Time to cock block this nerd.  :doge

"I am become Chad Thundercock. Destroyer of pussy and dweeby guy's dreams."  :doge
Operation Cock Block: COMPLETED.   :success    :marimo

Alright I'm curious, what'd you do? Send him a picture of your dick from her phone?
Nah, I just convinced her to block him on everything. Facebook, Snapchat, and SMS.  :doge

He was dry thirst begging her on and off even though she told him she wasn't interested.
Turns out that guy I cock blocked was 30+ years old.  :doge

I basically out maneuvered an actual wizard.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 29, 2016, 10:37:47 PM
Like Harry Potter in the first book, was it really him that stopped Voldemort or was it the protective magic installed in him by those that care for him? 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 29, 2016, 10:38:13 PM
50 points to the Bore
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 29, 2016, 11:03:50 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 29, 2016, 10:27:15 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 27, 2016, 08:28:52 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 27, 2016, 08:14:59 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 08:06:04 PM
Quote from: Pallando on December 27, 2016, 06:34:58 PM
My "lady friend" is telling me that some dweeby guy she felt sorry for is still messaging her. He sent her an unsolicited pic of his penis not too long ago and is hella thirsty.  :doge

Time to cock block this nerd.  :doge

"I am become Chad Thundercock. Destroyer of pussy and dweeby guy's dreams."  :doge
Operation Cock Block: COMPLETED.   :success    :marimo

Alright I'm curious, what'd you do? Send him a picture of your dick from her phone?
Nah, I just convinced her to block him on everything. Facebook, Snapchat, and SMS.  :doge

He was dry thirst begging her on and off even though she told him she wasn't interested.
Turns out that guy I cock blocked was 30+ years old.  :doge

I basically out maneuvered an actual wizard.  :doge
Be wary of battling wizards that you turn a blind eye to the muggle next door with a fat dikk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2016, 12:36:41 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 27, 2016, 06:34:58 PM
My "lady friend" is telling me that some dweeby guy she felt sorry for is still messaging her. He sent her an unsolicited pic of his penis not too long ago and is hella thirsty.  :doge

Time to cock block this nerd.  :doge

"I am become Chad Thundercock. Destroyer of pussy and dweeby guy's dreams."  :doge

What if this is The Prestige 2 and u blocked yourself
:ohhh

#staywoke
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on December 30, 2016, 01:28:25 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2016, 12:36:41 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 27, 2016, 06:34:58 PM
My "lady friend" is telling me that some dweeby guy she felt sorry for is still messaging her. He sent her an unsolicited pic of his penis not too long ago and is hella thirsty.  :doge

Time to cock block this nerd.  :doge

"I am become Chad Thundercock. Destroyer of pussy and dweeby guy's dreams."  :doge

What if this is The Prestige 2 and u blocked yourself
:ohhh

#staywoke

:vallelaugh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 30, 2016, 12:57:58 PM
was chatting with a lady who was mormon (is no longer) and was upset by the years of "abuse" her husband put her through because he lied to her about how he viewed porn.  She's no longer a mormon so the religious part of it is gone but she still believes she was abused by his dishonesty. When I asked her how she reacted when he did tell her in the beginning before he stopped telling her she said they'd get in arguments and she demanded he go see the bishop to get help for his problem. When I asked her if she threatened divorce she admitted she had and when I say, "OK, I get your feelings are hurt but you need to accept responsibility for the fact that in essence you asked him to lie to you by your actions and then he did and you got pissed at him when he did what your actions told him." She came back with "I never asked him to abuse me like this!"

 :mindblown

there are women out there who's husbands actually abuse them. Beat them up. Berate them constantly. Make them feel like they can't go or do anything without their approval. This woman is saying her husband abused her by looking at dirty pictures of other women and lying to his wife about it when she threatens divorce over it.  I just can't deal with this crazy lady. Look, you are entitled to your feelings, and your feelings have been hurt, I get that. But I talk to women who's husbands are out there fucking 20 year olds and posting about it on social media to all their friends. I've talked to women who's husbands are raging alcoholics, I've talked to women that are so mentally abused they can't go to the store without having to account for where they went, who they talked to, what pants they wore. This whole "you get to decide what abuse is" thing, while well intentioned, is really hurting people more than helping because it makes people completely lose perspective. If you weren't so caught up in your fee-fees and who special you are you might see that, yeah, that might have sucked that he lied to you. But you did feed into it. And really, a grown-ass man having to account for his online time for you, is ridiculous and you need to accept that you're being childish. The funny thing is that this woman is very much strong and independent "Nothing I do is anyone's business!" kind of woman. But she doesn't see how she would totally blow a gasket if her husband treated her the way she's treating him. 

I always say just like "first world problems" there are "first world relationship problems" Where really they have a pretty good relationshp, it shouldn't be too big an issue but they make it a huge issue.  This is totally one of those. I give loads of relationship advice to loads of people and generally believe that most relationships can work if both parties are willing to work on their problems. But this is one of those few cases where I know this relationship is completely doomed. Her husband might be OK and living with this now, but there's no way it's not going to fester and add a lot of weight to the proverbial camel's back and it will break, it's just a matter of "when" and not "if". Of course trying to tell her this gets met with indignation. It's like seeing someone lighting fireworks and next to a pool of gasoline and telling them they shouldn't and them replying "How dare you tell me what to do?!!"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 30, 2016, 01:37:55 PM
He should have sat her down and said "check this shit out.  Watch how big it is and the way she bends.  Amazing"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 30, 2016, 01:44:08 PM
Quote from: Huff on December 29, 2016, 07:33:55 PM
just never have real relationships

Problem solved

Kara alt detected.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 30, 2016, 02:15:26 PM
Let me guess, they stopped having sex awhile ago.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 30, 2016, 02:48:25 PM
Quote from: Dufus on December 30, 2016, 02:38:51 PM
you know you're thirsty when you read some online newspaper website and there happens to be a story about some woman in her 20s and then you find yourself thinking omg she's hawt and then you end up staring for several minutes at a JPEG (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos), ignoring all the other headlines and shit :doge
No.  I get their name and GIS them looking for sexy pics.  If I find any I save them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2016, 02:49:08 PM
i feel the same way whenever my wife nurses my son  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 30, 2016, 05:10:54 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 30, 2016, 02:49:08 PM
i feel the same way whenever my wife nurses my son  :doge

You GIS pics of your wife?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2016, 06:08:14 PM
this conversation has turned demonic, i will take no part in it  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 30, 2016, 08:02:49 PM
gf: "So what kind of hair cut would you like me to get next time I get it cut?"
me: "Full bangs."  :doge
gf: "Heh. How oddly specific. Any reason why?"
me: "No particular reason. I just think you would look super cute in full bangs."  :doge

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 30, 2016, 08:14:14 PM
I can't wait to get a GF so I can turn her into 2001 Jennifer Garner. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 30, 2016, 08:16:47 PM
"If you can't get with a FemAtra, make a FemAtra." -Atramental, 2016  :doge

edit: Also, thankfully, her hair is naturally black.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 30, 2016, 08:38:23 PM
Because otherwise you'd need to dye it while she sleeps?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 30, 2016, 11:11:50 PM
Question: what's the proper amount of texting with your significant other? (no really. I'm being serious.) :doge

TBH, once or twice a week is my ideal amount but I think she wants to text me every day and all the time...

Shit... now it's beginning to dawn on me how much I enjoy my alone time.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on December 30, 2016, 11:13:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 30, 2016, 11:11:50 PM
Question: what's the proper amount of texting with your significant other? (no really. I'm being serious.) :doge

TBH, once or twice a week is my ideal amount but I think she wants to text me every day and all the time...

Shit... now it's beginning to dawn on me how much I enjoy my alone time.  :doge

Oh my sweet summer child....
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2016, 11:15:17 PM
once or twice a week? :lol brah you facebook'd, you're on the hook for dailies. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2016, 11:15:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 30, 2016, 11:11:50 PM
Question: what's the proper amount of texting with your significant other? (no really. I'm being serious.) :doge

TBH, once or twice a week is my ideal amount but I think she wants to text me every day and all the time...

Shit... now it's beginning to dawn on me how much I enjoy my alone time.  :doge

(http://i.imgur.com/Wi92v5A.png)

texting your SO twice a week is cool with you fam? Nah bro. Just respond when she texts. You'll be able to tell when the convo has died/when you don't need to respond. Maybe hit her up once with a "wyd" and let her take it from there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on December 30, 2016, 11:16:41 PM
Anyhow, my relationship goal for 2017 is maybe thinking about setting a relationship goal for 2017.   And then seeing about achieving it.   Maybe.

One step at a time. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 30, 2016, 11:17:04 PM
There's no proper amount. It's just however much you two naturally converse.

It's easy to force conversation just to have it but that always happens. Just chill.

My girlfriend and I eventually settled on nightly calls and occasional texting. Before we moved in together. Some people like to always have a constant conversation. It's whatever. Just chill dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2016, 11:18:15 PM
Quote from: Boogie on December 30, 2016, 11:16:41 PM
Anyhow, my relationship goal for 2017 is maybe thinking about setting a relationship goal for 2017.   And then seeing about achieving it.   

One step at a time.  :-\
i believe in u 🙌 bless up etc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on December 30, 2016, 11:37:31 PM
When I've been in a happy relationship we text a lot because it feels good to stay in touch when we're apart. Not because we have to, because we want to. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 31, 2016, 12:01:49 AM
Sure.

I guess what's "problematic" is that she works at a boring retail job and hasn't really done anything interesting with her life. Then again, she's only 21.

Basically... I'm the "interesting" person in this relationship. I've actually travelled to all sorts of places and been on weird adventures n shit and gotten into weird scenarios with weird people.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 31, 2016, 12:09:23 AM
I text demi more than once or twice a week, and he hasn't even put out yet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2016, 12:11:25 AM
Take her somewhere then. Do some grown up shit on weekends with her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on December 31, 2016, 12:11:42 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 31, 2016, 12:01:49 AM
Sure.

I guess what's "problematic" is that she works at a boring retail job and hasn't really done anything interesting with her life. Then again, she's only 21.

Basically... I'm the "interesting" person in this relationship. I've actually travelled to all sorts of places and been on weird adventures n shit and gotten into weird scenarios with weird people.  :doge

If she's not interesting to you then you're wasting your time trying to make a "relationship" work with her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 31, 2016, 12:15:03 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2016, 12:11:25 AM
Take her somewhere then. Do some grown up shit on weekends with her.
She typically gets off work on Mondays & Wednesdays and works from 3pm to 10pm. And I of course work a typical Monday through Friday 9 to 5 job. Sooo... yeah.  :doge


Quote from: king of the internet on December 31, 2016, 12:11:42 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 31, 2016, 12:01:49 AM
Sure.

I guess what's "problematic" is that she works at a boring retail job and hasn't really done anything interesting with her life. Then again, she's only 21.

Basically... I'm the "interesting" person in this relationship. I've actually travelled to all sorts of places and been on weird adventures n shit and gotten into weird scenarios with weird people.  :doge

If she's not interesting to you then you're wasting your time trying to make a "relationship" work with her
Ugh... well, let's see where her and I are at after a month or two...  :-\

edit: I really should've thought this all out before leaping into this shit. But oh well. Live and let learn. :snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 31, 2016, 12:27:15 AM
Honeymoon phase already over eh. At least you didn't do anything dumb like attach her to your social circle or immediately eatablish yourself in a formal relationship and broadcast it to everyone you know.





















 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 31, 2016, 12:33:23 AM
Eh, whatever. I like her. She really likes me. I get to have sex every week.

I'll be okay.

For now.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on December 31, 2016, 12:38:07 AM
The longer you drag it out the messier it gets. But gotta learn that first hand I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 31, 2016, 12:45:03 AM
:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 31, 2016, 12:45:05 AM
Eh, whatever. Just another day in the Kali Yuga.  :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 31, 2016, 12:48:55 AM
will you give your accidental child a biblical name or something else?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 31, 2016, 12:54:37 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 31, 2016, 12:48:55 AM
will you give your accidental child a biblical name or something else?
:shaq2

Hopefully having my phone by my crotch all these years has rendered me infertile.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 31, 2016, 12:57:08 AM
To be honest I didn't think it would start falling apart this quickly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 31, 2016, 01:00:16 AM
the light burns twice as bright burns half as long
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2016, 01:34:28 AM
Rahx Was Right
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on December 31, 2016, 01:36:36 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 31, 2016, 12:57:08 AM
To be honest I didn't think it would start falling apart this quickly.

She was just a means to an end. I've been there. Way past v-card in these situations, but there are girls I got entangled with just because I needed that intimacy or companionship in my life. But if they're not the one you really want to be with, it won't work out, whether it takes you days or months or years to finally realize it.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on December 31, 2016, 02:01:09 AM
Anyways on a different note, I've only been tindering for a few weeks and I have like twenty matches now. Is that good? I live in a pretty small pond.
But I just can't bring myself to actually try to interact with them. I feel like my mental health and substance abuse issues have been worse than ever and it would be wrong to subject another person to myself. I also hate dating and small talk. So not sure why I'm on the app in the first place. Oh well. Just a way to pass some time. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 31, 2016, 02:15:01 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2016, 01:34:28 AM
Rahx Was Right
While my word here is shit, I do think this hilaoursily ok. While I think he probably should have kept it a simple Tinder fling, I don't see how he couldn't get overly excited at this. I think it's fine though, I mean I'm assuming Atra like me didn't have a quick and lame high school relationship so it's better he have it now and realize what a simple hook up is over something a bit more serious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: eleuin on December 31, 2016, 02:50:59 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on December 31, 2016, 01:36:36 AM

it won't work out, whether it takes you days or months or years to finally realize it.

I'm sure we could've figured that out from her tinder bio  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2016, 07:47:52 AM
Atra: there is no specofic amount of texts or interaction rate that must be adhered to. She's clearly more into you than vice versa. My advice is to at least make her think you're fascinated by something she says every now and then. Be interested and curious. Ask her how her day was, and remember details so you can follow up on things days later ("hey how is the boss situation going now lol"). It takes zero effort to do this in texts. If you have nothing to do respond quickly, if you're busy tell her and proceed to answer texts more slowly.

Also do something special for her. You guys don't have much free time so when you do it should be memorial beyond just fucking. Maybe take her to a nice restaurant or invite her over to cook together. For instance making spaghetti is one of the coolest things to cook with someone. Get some nice wine, have her cutting up veggies while you make the sauce, maybe have some candles lit when everything is done, etc. You said you want practice so why not go all out and do as many different things as possible. Ride the wave bro. It's not like you have anything better to do. Oh and also the more memorial shit you do, the more free time you'll have. She won't think you're dodging her when you say hey I'm a bit busy I can't see you today sorry, let's meet this weekend can't wait. It'll build anticipation and she'll still be gassed up from the last cool thing you did together.

King Of The Internet: Just get your dick wet man. Don't want a relationship? Mention you're looking for NSA in your profile. If you really want to be PG-13 say you're looking for FWB too. That will weed out some of the time wasters. Be up front, ride the wave, and get pussy while you deal with your issues bro. Chicken fingers and fries, no dates.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 31, 2016, 07:53:25 AM
I guess you realized something that I realized when I started dating, that people, including women, are often boring people.  I remember reading the PUA stuff about how you need to be well versed in international travel, do all kinds of evening activities, know all kinds of languages, just to impress a girl who 99% of her life consists of:

- Going to class
- Going to work
- Going on Facebook
- Going on Snapchat
- Going to the bar with her friends two nights a week
- Maybe binges on some shlock on Bravo, E!, or Netflix

and that's it.  Probably never went outside the country, probably not even out of the state (or at best, an adjacent state), no salsa or ballroom dancing classes, no exciting adventures, nothing.  I remember thinking that I had to lead this super interesting life.

Just let things play out naturally.  This was never going to be a thing and I'm glad to hear that you're at least temporarily shaken off the First Fuck Syndrome.  Now you get to find that most women are just as boring as you and your friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 31, 2016, 12:05:47 PM
Personal Relationship Goal 2017: Love Me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on December 31, 2016, 12:06:59 PM
My personal relationship goal for 2017 is to have no goals except be honest with people and less selfish and see where that takes me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 01, 2017, 12:13:28 PM
Got 2 #s at a NYE party last night. Curvy brunette artist, and petite blonde who has a twin sister. The blonde's twin was cuter but she is moving upstate next week so I went for the other, local one.

I went out with that girl I like again, on Friday. We went ice skating but she wasn't really feeling it... felt very self conscious about skating since she said she wasn't very good. Also I kinda fucked up, kissed her good night and went in for a second kiss which she was into, but nerves got the best of me and I didn't go all out make-out.  :-\ Told her I wanted to see her before I leave for DC next weekend and she said 'of course'. Hopefully next time I don't mess it up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 01, 2017, 01:43:42 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 31, 2016, 12:57:08 AM
To be honest I didn't think it would start falling apart this quickly.

I did. But that's because I figured he'd do what he's doing already. Hence why I said "slow your roll." But if he really doesn't like her, he really should end it within the six months IMO.

Quote from: king of the internet on December 31, 2016, 01:36:36 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on December 31, 2016, 12:57:08 AM
To be honest I didn't think it would start falling apart this quickly.

She was just a means to an end. I've been there. Way past v-card in these situations, but there are girls I got entangled with just because I needed that intimacy or companionship in my life. But if they're not the one you really want to be with, it won't work out, whether it takes you days or months or years to finally realize it.

That's pump and dump/"one night stands." Not "pump and get into a relationship with them and say you really don't want to."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 02, 2017, 12:45:01 PM
That is the shitty thing about relationships, sexual chemistry isn't personal chemistry. Sometimes they coincide, but not nearly often enough.

You can fool yourself for awhile that one makes up for the other, but eventually that dam breaks.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 03:26:30 PM
What if I broke up with her this Wednesday?  :doge

edit: I'm kind of startled by how fast I stopped giving a shit about this relationship.  :-\

She's very nice but at the same time... I like my space. I like being alone with my thoughts.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2017, 03:27:53 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 03:26:30 PM
What if I broke up with her this Wednesday?  :doge

I wonder why the fuck you went Facebook official so quick if you were just gonna break up with her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 03:28:56 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2017, 03:27:53 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 03:26:30 PM
What if I broke up with her this Wednesday?  :doge

I wonder why the fuck you went Facebook official so quick if you were just gonna break up with her
I didn't seem like such a big deal at the time.  :doge

edit: Also, I was feeling much more optimistic about the length of our relationship then but now... eh...

edit2: Then again, I did say to her "Let's give this a month or two and see where we are by the end of it." :yeshrug

So, I'll stay true to my word and give this a month...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 03:34:45 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 03:28:56 PM
edit2: Then again, I did say to her "Let's give this a month or two and see where we are by the end of it." :yeshrug
please tell me this was before you made it social media official :heh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 03:36:13 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 03:34:45 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 03:28:56 PM
edit2: Then again, I did say to her "Let's give this a month or two and see where we are by the end of it." :yeshrug
please tell me this was before you made it social media official :heh
It was.

I said this shortly after our 3rd bang session.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2017, 03:36:18 PM
Well honestly if you have the stones to cut and run now it's probably for the best
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 03:38:50 PM
Christ, I'm such a dumbass.  :snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 02, 2017, 03:39:54 PM
Or cut the stone and stay forever. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 03:45:57 PM
Forgot to mention... the girl thinks I'm her soulmate. She told me this after the 5th time we had sex.  :doge :stahp

Maybe that's the main thing that's freaking me out. She's probably already envisioning wedding bells and what not.  :brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 03:47:11 PM
this is the only stone in your future

(http://i.imgur.com/NDIPcqO.png)

and maybe the kidney stone you get after 10 years of eating your way through an unhappy marriage
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 02, 2017, 03:50:22 PM
Congrats on the sex...?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 03:52:30 PM
oh yeah and last stone you'll see is the tombstone you're gonna be buried under at age 65 after a stress induced coronary at which time your 5 kids (who all hate your miserable existence) come only to divvy up the meager 'inheritance' (aka the garbage piled up in your 1BR apt on the worst side of town) you've alloted them due to the fact your first wife and only partner left you 20 years ago and is taking half your paycheck while you slave away at a corporate drone job making operation manuals for products you'll never use. because you are dead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 02, 2017, 03:58:37 PM
So really what's the problem here? She's clingy and boring? Is it that you're freaked out by a relationship? Is it you have different expectations? 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 04:04:40 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 02, 2017, 03:58:37 PM
So really what's the problem here? She's clingy and boring? Is it that you're freaked out by a relationship? Is it you have different expectations?
She's clingy and boring (when she's sober).

And I do/did have different expectations. I guess I was looking for a FWB sort of situation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2017, 04:10:12 PM
Lol then why would you list her publically as your girlfriend, man? (Okay this horse 🐴 is dead 💀)

You should communicate how you're feeling to her about all this. You got laid, good job, now you've launched yourself head first into a relationship -- you're gonna need to learn how to be honest with your feelings to another human to get out of this cleanly
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 02, 2017, 04:10:13 PM
Shoulda probably thought of that when you went exclusive eh? :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2017, 04:12:16 PM
And 21 year olds just are boring, they haven't lived long enough to be very interesting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 02, 2017, 04:13:33 PM
People are boring

Welcome to life
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 04:23:17 PM
:snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 02, 2017, 04:25:01 PM
seems to me that these problems could be handled with some proper communication. She's clingy, so set expectations with her. You do sorta have to blame yourself a bit for committing too quick, but talking it out should work. And if she can't then go your separate ways. She's boring? Yeah, she's 21. That's how they are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 04:32:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 04:04:40 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 02, 2017, 03:58:37 PM
So really what's the problem here? She's clingy and boring? Is it that you're freaked out by a relationship? Is it you have different expectations?
She's clingy and boring (when she's sober).

And I do/did have different expectations. I guess I was looking for a FWB sort of situation.

You've had sex a handful of times but you're expecting someone to want to see you exclusively for your ability in bed?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 04:35:21 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 04:32:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 04:04:40 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 02, 2017, 03:58:37 PM
So really what's the problem here? She's clingy and boring? Is it that you're freaked out by a relationship? Is it you have different expectations?
She's clingy and boring (when she's sober).

And I do/did have different expectations. I guess I was looking for a FWB sort of situation.

You've had sex a handful of times but you're expecting someone to want to see you exclusively for your ability in bed?

It had more to do with not getting STDs.  :doge (thanks again abstinence only sex ed for warping my views on sex...)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 04:38:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 04:35:21 PM
It had more to do with not getting STDs.  :doge (thanks again abstinence only sex ed for warping my views on sex...)

I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on January 02, 2017, 04:54:33 PM
Atra finally lost his virginity, but he continues to provide us with entertainment. :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 05:00:54 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 04:38:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 04:35:21 PM
It had more to do with not getting STDs.  :doge (thanks again abstinence only sex ed for warping my views on sex...)

I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what you're talking about.
atra attended bob jones university for four years. this should answer any relationship/sex question you may have or will have in the future.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 05:10:10 PM
I'm calling her right now to say we should take things slow(er)...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 05:11:33 PM
(https://uploadir.com/u/b1fjps)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 05:11:46 PM
Why don't you tell her in person?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2017, 05:15:13 PM
The goal shouldn't be to tell her it needs to be a certain way but to get her to understand your point of view, my 2 ¢

And then you know, understand hers, compromise or bail -- the spreg guide to relationship survival
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 05:28:15 PM
Just made the call.

I told her we should take things slower and that I'm cool if she sees other people.  :doge

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 05:11:46 PM
Why don't you tell her in person?
Because I don't want her breaking shit or physically accosting me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 05:31:41 PM
:snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 05:32:55 PM
Whatever. I don't care at this point.  :noah

edit: That soulmate comment set off too many red flags.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 05:34:16 PM
You should have been more up front with her, especially after the FB thing dude. This isn't the type of experience you want to build lol.

Is she mad/finished with you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 05:38:09 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 05:34:16 PM
You should have been more up front with her, especially after the FB thing dude. This isn't the type of experience you want to build lol.

Is she mad/finished with you?
She sounded sad and confused.

edit: I feel a lot better now though.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 02, 2017, 05:41:52 PM
OMG, and I thought the pre-sex Pallo was cringe entertainment at its finest. We have achieved the next level :lawd

edit: and yeah dude, doing that over the phone was a bit of a dick move.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2017, 05:43:00 PM
this is exactly what I expected to happen

jfc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 05:44:31 PM
Not sure I can watch this show anymore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 05:46:22 PM
2017 Atramental don't give a fuck.  :jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 05:47:49 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 05:28:15 PM
Just made the call.

I told her we should take things slower and that I'm cool if she sees other people.  :doge

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 05:11:46 PM
Why don't you tell her in person?
Because I don't want her breaking shit or physically accosting me.
This is a joke right


Do her a solid and just not see her again.  No wishy washy bs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 05:49:59 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 02, 2017, 05:41:52 PM
OMG, and I thought the pre-sex Pallo was cringe entertainment at its finest. We have achieved the next level :lawd

edit: and yeah dude, doing that over the phone was a bit of a dick move.

Should've texted her.

But yeah, calling her to tell her that she should see other people after she said you were soul mates and you guys made it Facebook official was a shitty move. Either way I look forward to the posts of you calling her up crying when you find out she's boning another guy and you want her back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2017, 06:00:16 PM
Bro, you didn't want her to break shit? That's weak as shit. Straight up cowardice. Ugly way to go out but I really don't think you should be in a relationship so in the end it will work out. But yeah, you better at least leave her alone now :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on January 02, 2017, 06:02:18 PM
I'm so enjoying this right now LMFAO
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 06:04:04 PM
Quote from: demi on January 02, 2017, 06:02:18 PM
I'm so enjoying this right now LMFAO
:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 06:09:31 PM
Brehs. You have no idea how good I feel right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 06:10:18 PM
So what's the Facebook status 🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 06:10:38 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 06:10:18 PM
So what's the Facebook status 🤔
Nothing right now.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2017, 06:10:45 PM
So you went from an asshole virgin to straight up an asshole.  Evolution is complete!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 06:11:35 PM
If you're gonna be a savage I'm all for it. But don't play games with people, it's wack.

just edit your profile to say you're looking for fwb/nsa/nothing serious and feast
:rejoice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwVs4-IgvFg

We don't take them on dates, we just fuck 'em
I appreciate the way you fuck me
We could never tell the fuckin' public
Pussy good enough to make me love you
Pussy good enough to make me love you
(http://i.imgur.com/r4b51ph.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 06:12:51 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on January 02, 2017, 06:10:45 PM
So you went from an asshole virgin to straight up an asshole.  Evolution is complete!
:patel

Feelings are fickle things, man. Also, thank god I nipped this in the bud quick instead of drawing it out for a month.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 06:15:59 PM
I look forward to the next twist in this story.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 06:17:40 PM
I feel like you're allowed one mulligan especially since you're a total n00b but do as pd suggests and lay your fuck only cards on the table. You'd be surprised how many just want that anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 06:23:01 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 06:17:40 PM
I feel like you're allowed one mulligan especially since you're a total n00b but do as pd suggests and lay your fuck only cards on the table. You'd be surprised how many just want that anyway.

I don't think it takes an expert to realize you shouldn't become super intense with someone and then bitch out via phone call when she reciprocates similar feelings.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 06:24:38 PM
Yeah but the man is relationship distinguished mentally-challenged (literally)  :doge


No offense ofc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on January 02, 2017, 06:27:46 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 05:46:22 PM
2017 Atramental don't give a fuck.  :jawalrus
2017 Atramental also won't be fucking for a while. :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 06:29:32 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 02, 2017, 06:27:46 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 05:46:22 PM
2017 Atramental don't give a fuck.  :jawalrus
2017 Atramental also won't be fucking for a while. :hitler
That's okay.  :jawalrus

I did go 25+ years without fucking, after-all.  :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on January 02, 2017, 06:33:12 PM
So did I. Once you've had a taste, you'll want it even more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 02, 2017, 06:40:59 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 02, 2017, 06:33:12 PM
So did I. Once you've had a taste, you'll want it even more.

Depends, for me, after like a decade of regular sex I think I'm drifting more and more asexual.  I honestly could probably go the rest of my life without sex and I wouldn't mind, and I had some really great sex so it's not like I just haven't found the right person yet.  It's more like it was exciting as a horny teenager and then it got more exciting in relationships and then it's sorta not so exciting anymore.  For me what I'm looking for in my next relationship is mainly a great SO to do 40s/50s+ life things together.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on January 02, 2017, 06:46:48 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on January 02, 2017, 06:40:59 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 02, 2017, 06:33:12 PM
So did I. Once you've had a taste, you'll want it even more.

Depends, for me, after like a decade of regular sex *snip*
You're comparing your decade to Atra's week. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 02, 2017, 06:54:22 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 02, 2017, 06:46:48 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on January 02, 2017, 06:40:59 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 02, 2017, 06:33:12 PM
So did I. Once you've had a taste, you'll want it even more.

Depends, for me, after like a decade of regular sex *snip*
You're comparing your decade to Atra's week. :doge

Oh yeah, I was just talking about in the general.  I definitely was really into sex and relationships once I started being in both.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 02, 2017, 06:57:15 PM
I feel like we should be coaching her instead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 07:02:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C3OIlnQ.png?2)

 :itagaki

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 07:04:55 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on January 02, 2017, 07:04:13 PM
She's talking in the past-tense, are you ok with that?
YES! Oh my god, yes.  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 02, 2017, 07:12:01 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 03:28:56 PM
So, I'll stay true to my word and give this a month...

No, fuck that. You're going to stay in this for six months and not be an asshole that dumps her in Feb 14th or March (the highest occurrence of breakups). Break up in the summer, this will make it seem like you were into her and at the same time MAYBE you will consider her.

Edit: Guess I'm late and she's fine with the breakup then. Okay. Lesson learned: Don't be rushing into things fast and if you are going for sex (like you were initially) do one-night stands and not a fucking relationship. You're going to hurt someone that doesn't take it so easy if you don't be upfront on what you're looking for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 07:23:12 PM
The one that got away...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on January 02, 2017, 07:25:13 PM
I didn't think the new season could possibly match the entertainment value of the last, but I honestly think it has topped it instead already.

How did I go so long without following this thread?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 02, 2017, 07:29:36 PM
Told you that sex wasn't worth all the shit you put yourself though emotionally. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 02, 2017, 07:30:40 PM
Quote from: Boogie on January 02, 2017, 07:25:13 PM
I didn't think the new season could possibly match the entertainment value of the last, but I honestly think it has topped it instead already.

How did I go so long without following this thread?

I feel like this is his Wire Season 2.  It will have its fans but it will be a slow burn that leaves loved characters dead on the waterfront. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 02, 2017, 07:31:46 PM
you didn't even follow the rule of always have a new one lined up before you dump the old one

Or is that jobs?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 07:32:09 PM
It may start out wire season 2 but it's gonna end as dexter season 8
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 02, 2017, 07:40:26 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on January 02, 2017, 07:21:26 PM
6 months is a really long time.

He's new to the game, so six months at least gives him a valid time-frame to go through "relationship-ruts" where he thinks she's boring (like now) and maybe actually really does like her (which he said he did... until he didn't).

If ya'll haven't broken up (I'm not caught up on this, sounds like you did?), and are taking it slow: TAKE IT FUCKING SLOW. If you're in a "relationship" it's going to be "work" between the two of you. If she thinks you're her soul-mate, you need to lower her expectations on that and make sure she's not TRULY crazy instead of bailing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 02, 2017, 07:46:02 PM
Gentlemen, we have achieved quantum cringe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on January 02, 2017, 07:47:15 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 02, 2017, 07:46:02 PM
Gentlemen, we have achieved quantum cringe.

Not until, say.....four days from now when he says he's lonely and missing the sexing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 02, 2017, 07:47:28 PM
I'm surprised people are mad at you Atra. I mean it would been better if you didn't go all "this is my girlfriend" spergy and had been more upfront about this being a clear tinder hookup. I mean on your 2nd "date" your already fucking. It didn't really seem to be anything serious. But I don't see the big deal here. 

Let's be honest here you used her for sex and since you don't know how to handle these things you thought the natural and structural next move was a relationship. It didn't need to be, but you didn't know where to go. She is an adult too and should have had a realistic approach to this as well. Seems like she doesn't, but that's not really your problem.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 07:48:00 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 02, 2017, 07:46:02 PM
Gentlemen, we have achieved quantum cringe.
And 2017 just started. It'll be hard for someone else to top this in the *current year*.  :preach
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 02, 2017, 07:48:23 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 02, 2017, 12:45:01 PM
That is the shitty thing about relationships, sexual chemistry isn't personal chemistry. Sometimes they coincide, but not nearly often enough.

You can fool yourself for awhile that one makes up for the other, but eventually that dam breaks.

Then you break up but she keeps wanting to get back with you because the sexual chemistry is amazing and she doesn't want to let that go so you oblige because hey, you like the sexual chemistry too. But then the sex and fun ends and the boredom begins and you realize you don't like anything about her except how her pussy tastes, so you break up with her again and want to leave it as a friends with benefits thing but she's not into that but dammit you just wanna eat that puss and you two keep doing this song and dance until people are hurt and going around making accusations that you're using her for sex when it was both a mutual thing and then you realize that you like dudes more than chicks and never look back
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 02, 2017, 07:50:15 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on January 02, 2017, 07:48:23 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 02, 2017, 12:45:01 PM
That is the shitty thing about relationships, sexual chemistry isn't personal chemistry. Sometimes they coincide, but not nearly often enough.

You can fool yourself for awhile that one makes up for the other, but eventually that dam breaks.

Then you break up but she keeps wanting to get back with you because the sexual chemistry is amazing and she doesn't want to let that go so you oblige because hey, you like the sexual chemistry too. But then the sex and fun ends and the boredom begins and you realize you don't like anything about her except how her pussy tastes, so you break up with her again and want to leave it as a friends with benefits thing but she's not into that but dammit you just wanna eat that puss and you two keep doing this song and dance until people are hurt and going around making accusations that you're using her for sex when it was both a mutual thing and then you realize that you like dudes more than chicks and never look back

DO NOT GET BACK WITH HER ATRA IT'S A TRAP DO NOT
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:00:53 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on January 02, 2017, 07:50:15 PM
DO NOT GET BACK WITH HER ATRA IT'S A TRAP DO NOT

I give him 3 days before he's texting her every 20 minutes begging her to come back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 08:03:21 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:00:53 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on January 02, 2017, 07:50:15 PM
DO NOT GET BACK WITH HER ATRA IT'S A TRAP DO NOT

I give him 3 days before he's texting her every 20 minutes begging her to come back.
Nah, man.

Once it started to dawn on me how much of my own time and energy I would be giving up to be in relationship with this girl... totally not worth it. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on January 02, 2017, 08:05:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 08:03:21 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:00:53 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on January 02, 2017, 07:50:15 PM
DO NOT GET BACK WITH HER ATRA IT'S A TRAP DO NOT

I give him 3 days before he's texting her every 20 minutes begging her to come back.
Nah, man.

Once it started to dawn on me how much of my own time and energy I would be giving up to be in relationship with this girl... totally not worth it. :doge

Is that "I don't like *this* girl enough to make the time and energy commitment" specifically, or a general statement of "I don't want to commit so much of my time and energy for a relationship".

Because if it's the latter.......that's what a relationship is, dude......
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:07:15 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 08:03:21 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:00:53 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on January 02, 2017, 07:50:15 PM
DO NOT GET BACK WITH HER ATRA IT'S A TRAP DO NOT

I give him 3 days before he's texting her every 20 minutes begging her to come back.
Nah, man.

Once it started to dawn on me how much of my own time and energy I would be giving up to be in relationship with this girl... totally not worth it. :doge

This bodes well for your future relationships.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 08:08:01 PM
@Boogie

Specifically this girl.

Maybe one day (lol) I'll find someone that's relationship worthy but for now... I'll just stick to being a lone wolf. :dice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:10:05 PM
Are you still Facebook friends?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 08:10:20 PM
Should have just said you don't want a relationship but would like to still see her (ie fuck her). Why wouldn't you want FWB with her while looking for something more sustainable on tinder lol. But you should have told her all of this days ago instead of letting it get out of control.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 08:10:20 PM
Should have just said you don't want a relationship but would like to still see her (ie fuck her). Why wouldn't you want FWB with her while looking for something more sustainable on tinder lol. But you should have told her all of this days ago instead of letting it get out of control.
Welp, I'll know better next time. :doge

Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:10:05 PM
Are you still Facebook friends?
For now, yes. On our first date she even said she wouldn't mind being my friend if things didn't work out.

But if she starts pulling some weird/vengeful shit I'll unfriend and block her so fucking fast. But right now ...things seem good. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 02, 2017, 08:20:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 08:10:20 PM
Should have just said you don't want a relationship but would like to still see her (ie fuck her). Why wouldn't you want FWB with her while looking for something more sustainable on tinder lol. But you should have told her all of this days ago instead of letting it get out of control.
Welp, I'll know better next time. :doge

Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:10:05 PM
Are you still Facebook friends?
For now, yes. On our first date she even said she wouldn't mind being my friend if things didn't work out.


:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 02, 2017, 08:20:47 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on January 02, 2017, 08:07:03 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 02, 2017, 07:47:28 PM
I'm surprised people are mad at you Atra. I mean it would been better if you didn't go all "this is my girlfriend" spergy and had been more upfront about this being a clear tinder hookup. I mean on your 2nd "date" your already fucking. It didn't really seem to be anything serious. But I don't see the big deal here. 

Let's be honest here you used her for sex and since you don't know how to handle these things you thought the natural and structural next move was a relationship. It didn't need to be, but you didn't know where to go. She is an adult too and should have had a realistic approach to this as well. Seems like she doesn't, but that's not really your problem.

How does that dictate what relationship is serious or isn't?

Quote from: Queen of Ice on January 02, 2017, 07:48:23 PM
Then you break up but she keeps wanting to get back with you because the sexual chemistry is amazing and she doesn't want to let that go so you oblige because hey, you like the sexual chemistry too. But then the sex and fun ends and the boredom begins and you realize you don't like anything about her except how her pussy tastes, so you break up with her again and want to leave it as a friends with benefits thing but she's not into that but dammit you just wanna eat that puss and you two keep doing this song and dance until people are hurt and going around making accusations that you're using her for sex when it was both a mutual thing and then you realize that you like dudes more than chicks and never look back

Thanks for spoiling the whole plot.
A relationship that seemed built solely on someone's desire for sex to the point of quickly jumping into sex after the first introduction doesn't seem very serious to me. I mean I don't even remember hearing anything about the girl before the sex, just Atras navigation to the sex and seeing if this girl would allow it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:25:23 PM
Suddenly there's something wrong with fucking on the first date?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 08:30:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 08:10:20 PM
Should have just said you don't want a relationship but would like to still see her (ie fuck her). Why wouldn't you want FWB with her while looking for something more sustainable on tinder lol. But you should have told her all of this days ago instead of letting it get out of control.
Welp, I'll know better next time. :doge

Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:10:05 PM
Are you still Facebook friends?
For now, yes. On our first date she even said she wouldn't mind being my friend if things didn't work out.

But if she starts pulling some weird/vengeful shit I'll unfriend and block her so fucking fast. But right now ...things seem good. :doge
lol why do you think she's going to smash your shit or enact some revenge on you?  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:33:11 PM
She's just going to post some great looking pictures of herself with some other dude to make you jealous. Assuming she cares that is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 08:34:13 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 08:30:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 08:10:20 PM
Should have just said you don't want a relationship but would like to still see her (ie fuck her). Why wouldn't you want FWB with her while looking for something more sustainable on tinder lol. But you should have told her all of this days ago instead of letting it get out of control.
Welp, I'll know better next time. :doge

Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:10:05 PM
Are you still Facebook friends?
For now, yes. On our first date she even said she wouldn't mind being my friend if things didn't work out.

But if she starts pulling some weird/vengeful shit I'll unfriend and block her so fucking fast. But right now ...things seem good. :doge
lol why do you think she's going to smash your shit or enact some revenge on you?  :lol
1. Because my religious upbringing hyped up sex as this super important thing that you shouldn't meddle with outside of marriage.
2. I'm highly neurotic/anxious and assume the worst possible scenarios. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 02, 2017, 08:38:13 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 08:25:23 PM
Suddenly there's something wrong with fucking on the first date?
Eh I didn't say that. I said I don't think bodes well. It's obvious Atra just wanted to have sex and it didn't really matter with who hence now he is realizing he actually doesn't like this person. It's not like he was into her because of her personality. Something that starts solely based on a person wanting to have sex doesn't seem serious or strong to me but I guess you guys are the experts.....



... who apparently didn't see this happening and are now giving him shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 02, 2017, 08:56:59 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on December 31, 2016, 07:53:25 AM
I guess you realized something that I realized when I started dating, that people, including women, are often boring people.  I remember reading the PUA stuff about how you need to be well versed in international travel, do all kinds of evening activities, know all kinds of languages, just to impress a girl who 99% of her life consists of:

- Going to class
- Going to work
- Going on Facebook
- Going on Snapchat
- Going to the bar with her friends two nights a week
- Maybe binges on some shlock on Bravo, E!, or Netflix

and that's it.  Probably never went outside the country, probably not even out of the state (or at best, an adjacent state), no salsa or ballroom dancing classes, no exciting adventures, nothing.  I remember thinking that I had to lead this super interesting life.

Just let things play out naturally.  This was never going to be a thing and I'm glad to hear that you're at least temporarily shaken off the First Fuck Syndrome.  Now you get to find that most women are just as boring as you and your friends.

Eh. While I don't think you need to do all that I do think it's good for someone to be at least a little interesting? Like, liking certain things and doing certain things that are uniquely you? Or maybe it's just me. Like, I wouldn't wanna be with a guy who doesn't like working out. I kind of made it my goal to not date someone who is all work and American Dream (tm) gotta get that money all the time. Where's the passion and interest in that? At least fit in something interesting. I just couldn't be with anyone who has no goals or passions besides working, working, working. When I got on okcupid earlier this year to start dating again I made it my goal I didn't want to date anyone who had no opinions on anything or wasn't passionate about anything. That PUA stuff sounds stupid. I'm not expecting Superman - someone who can do anything - but at least SOMETHING, whether it's cars, martial arts, music, guns, what the fuck ever.

That girlfriend I mentioned above had no opinions on anything, no actual talents or hobbies she pursued. I'd go for early evening walks during the golden hour taking photos on my camera alone because she had no interest even when invited. No actual interests besides finishing college. After that I said NEVER AGAIN: being interesting became a prequisite then and there.

I think sharing things is pretty important I guess I dunno.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2017, 09:21:54 PM
Kinda have the feeling Atra is just on the "well I did sex a few times, so I never have to think about relationships again" train. Some people are just happier alone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 02, 2017, 09:23:42 PM
Skipped a couple pages but saw there was some texting talk from Atra.

With my boyfriend, I was straight (:teehee) at the start with him that I don't do "text drama" (where you're guilted if you don't respond "quick enough") and most of the time I won't be able to respond immediately if it's not an emergency. He's been able to keep to that pretty well so far.

There's so much bullshit and distractions in this world that I won't let myself get caught up in faux-ass drama because of fucking text messages.

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We're also really honest with each other in general, though. Like I told him after his second BJ that he needed to shower before coming over cause his dick was stank as hell and I'm not into that.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 02, 2017, 09:28:08 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on January 02, 2017, 06:40:59 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 02, 2017, 06:33:12 PM
So did I. Once you've had a taste, you'll want it even more.

Depends, for me, after like a decade of regular sex I think I'm drifting more and more asexual.  I honestly could probably go the rest of my life without sex and I wouldn't mind, and I had some really great sex so it's not like I just haven't found the right person yet.  It's more like it was exciting as a horny teenager and then it got more exciting in relationships and then it's sorta not so exciting anymore.  For me what I'm looking for in my next relationship is mainly a great SO to do 40s/50s+ life things together.

I could see this happening to me in a few years.

Right now I really wanna go to an orgy or two though. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2017, 09:29:58 PM
Also I think username's advice to stay in a relationship for 6 months just to make sure it's not right is insanity
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 09:31:43 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2017, 09:21:54 PM
Kinda have the feeling Atra is just on the "well I did sex a few times, so I never have to think about relationships again" train. Some people are just happier alone
Pretty much. I mean maybe someday that will change but for now *eh* I'm good.

Also, I will say this, I feel soooo much more confident now then I did during my virgin days. :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 09:33:29 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 02, 2017, 09:23:42 PM

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We're also really honest with each other in general, though. Like I told him after his second BJ that he needed to shower before coming over cause his dick was stank as hell and I'm not into that.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 09:36:22 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2017, 09:29:58 PM
Also I think username's advice to stay in a relationship for 6 months just to make sure it's not right is insanity

Six months is absurd but I think giving it a shot for a few weeks could've been useful. At the very least he might have learned how to interact with an adult woman in a normal way.

The best part of all of this is the Facebook status. Up there for everyone to see for all of 1 week.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bork on January 02, 2017, 09:38:14 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on January 02, 2017, 06:40:59 PM
Depends, for me, after like a decade of regular sex I think I'm drifting more and more asexual.  I honestly could probably go the rest of my life without sex and I wouldn't mind

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 02, 2017, 09:38:16 PM
Yeah people should use other people as training wheels.

Something tells me that staying involved with a clingy girl who you really don't care for probably isn't a good idea.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: eleuin on January 02, 2017, 09:40:33 PM
This heel turn is amazing, do you Atra

Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 02, 2017, 09:23:42 PM

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We're also really honest with each other in general, though. Like I told him after his second BJ that he needed to shower before coming over cause his dick was stank as hell and I'm not into that.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: helios on January 02, 2017, 09:49:16 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 07:02:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C3OIlnQ.png?2)

 :itagaki

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2017, 09:50:46 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 02, 2017, 09:23:42 PM
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We're also really honest with each other in general, though. Like I told him after his second BJ that he needed to shower before coming over cause his dick was stank as hell and I'm not into that.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 02, 2017, 09:51:38 PM
Fuck text drama

That fucking "you have to wait one day" shit omg. Told my dude on the spot that shit is wack
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 02, 2017, 09:57:21 PM
I think Atramental did fine, all things considered:

- Making it "official" on Facebook was a bad move but honestly nobody is going to give a fuck.  Social media relationship statuses aren't worth shit.

- Her telling Atramental that he was her soulmate after the 5th time they had sex was a big red flag.  I'd be looking for the exit too to avoid a potential bunny boiler.

- I think him breaking it off as soon as possible was the right move.  It is a terrible idea to string someone along just so your ass can be sufficiently covered.  We all know how those types of plans turn out generally.

- Maybe he could have stayed with her longer to get more experience but if you're not feeling it, you're not feeling it :yeshrug

- I would have dumped her in person but in the era of Tinder, ghosting is extremely common so partial credit for at least telling her via text he doesn't want to see her anymore.  The real scummy thing (that is increasingly common) would have been to just drop her.

For a first time "relationship", I thought it went okay.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2017, 09:59:00 PM
I can't fucking take this thread  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 10:12:38 PM
I can't wait to get asked...
them: "How long was your last relationship?"
me: "5 days, give or take."  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 10:15:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 10:12:38 PM
I can't wait to get asked...
them: "How long was your last relationship?"
me: "5 days, give or take."  :doge
(http://i.imgur.com/k9XYd4Q.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 11:01:01 PM
Oh... this is going to sound really dumb but... so long as I wore a condom I don't need to get a "check up" right?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on January 02, 2017, 11:10:44 PM
LMAO
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 02, 2017, 11:15:00 PM
I leave for a day and this thread jumped 3 pages. I knew what to expect but...

Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 11:01:01 PM
Oh... this is going to sound really dumb but... so long as I wore a condom I don't need to get a "check up" right?  :doge

OMG

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Every year or every other partner is the norm. But I think you'll get a checkup in a few sexless months just to be sure (just like I did).
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I think you're going to be asking her for sex in a week anyways when the Tinder thing doesn't work out again. I'm gonna go unlike and relike your relationship status because I'm mean.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 02, 2017, 11:40:19 PM
An STD would be the perfect twist for this story. That or a baby.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 11:44:11 PM
She sucked your dick without a condom right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 11:45:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 11:44:11 PM
She sucked your dick without a condom right?
Yes...  :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 02, 2017, 11:59:12 PM
You're already dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 03, 2017, 12:06:50 AM
at least he lived
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 03, 2017, 12:12:01 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 11:45:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 11:44:11 PM
She sucked your dick without a condom right?
Yes...  :(

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44711.0

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 03, 2017, 12:14:48 AM
Girlfriend and I stopped wearing protection nearly a year ago for the most part.  Only put one on if she's about to take her birth control or if she's on her period because it's just an easier cleanup that way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 03, 2017, 12:41:53 AM
How long do the doctors say you have New? 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 03, 2017, 02:28:39 AM
:holeup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 03, 2017, 02:31:48 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 03, 2017, 01:59:25 AM
Fucking without a condom while they're on the period is the best though. So much natural lube. :aah

Just remembered why I'm gay.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 03, 2017, 06:54:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 11:01:01 PM
Oh... this is going to sound really dumb but... so long as I wore a condom I don't need to get a "check up" right?  :doge
She's a sexually promiscuous woman, and ungodly, so the chances are very high. I'd text her and ask the last time she had her vagina checked for disease.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on January 03, 2017, 08:52:49 AM
Oh my god please do this
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 03, 2017, 09:27:14 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2017, 09:29:58 PM
Also I think username's advice to stay in a relationship for 6 months just to make sure it's not right is insanity

He's new to relationships. The way I see it, he's going to come back to her in about 3 weeks with regrets because he misses her. From the way he talked, he was interested in her until things moved fast. That was on him completely for not being clear on what he wanted.

As it is, next time he hooks someone and isn't interested in a relationship with them: He should make that clear from day-one. I mean from the dating apps I've quickly glanced through, there's a description page with your photo for "what you're looking for: talk (friendship?), friendship(with benefits?), dating, long-term-relationships" that makes it pretty clear, but at the same time there's a free-text block that lets you describe yourself/what you're looking for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2017, 09:36:14 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 11:45:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2017, 11:44:11 PM
She sucked your dick without a condom right?
Yes...  :(

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 03, 2017, 09:37:26 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 02, 2017, 09:38:16 PM
Yeah people should use other people as training wheels.
Not sure how savage you intended this to sound. :lol
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Not that it isn't true, one way or another. :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 03, 2017, 09:47:06 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on January 03, 2017, 09:27:14 AM
As it is, next time he hooks someone and isn't interested in a relationship with them: He should make that clear from day-one. I mean from the dating apps I've quickly glanced through, there's a description page with your photo for "what you're looking for: talk (friendship?), friendship(with benefits?), dating, long-term-relationships" that makes it pretty clear, but at the same time there's a free-text block that lets you describe yourself/what you're looking for.

Atra:

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 03, 2017, 11:15:42 AM
I’ve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if there’s no symptoms?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2017, 11:26:28 AM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on January 03, 2017, 11:15:42 AM
I’ve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if there’s no symptoms?

Various STDs don't have symptoms, or noticeable ones. Gonorrhea is typically associated with a burning dick but it's possible to have it without that; you might notice a slight discharge here or there, but you might just dismiss that. Hence why getting checked is a good idea.

Likewise chicks can have all types of STDs and have zero symptoms. I'm not saying you should get checked every month but still. For instance I give blood at the Red Cross three times a year (once every four months). Before each visit I'll go to Planned Parenthood for a quick STD check and to make a donation there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 03, 2017, 11:27:07 AM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on January 03, 2017, 11:15:42 AM
Why get checked if there’s no symptoms?

:snoop
:snoop
:snoop
:snoop
:snoop
:snoop :snoop :snoop :snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 03, 2017, 11:30:58 AM
What’s the L, though? As a straight man I’m not at any great risk for HIV and again, no symptoms. So what’s the point of getting checked? Not trolling.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 03, 2017, 11:35:47 AM
As long as you go to a nice upscale bar in a city center or hip neighborhood and avoid urban oriented clubs or those catering to alt lifestyles you're not going to get anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 03, 2017, 11:54:41 AM
Quote from: Rufus on January 03, 2017, 09:37:26 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 02, 2017, 09:38:16 PM
Yeah people should use other people as training wheels.
Not sure how savage you intended this to sound. :lol
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Not that it isn't true, one way or another. :doge
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If it was Infelicitous Dandy, I'd assume it was intended literally.


Quote from: Samson Manhug on January 03, 2017, 11:15:42 AM
I’ve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if there’s no symptoms?
Because the worst diseases have little-to-no symptoms until they're further along. I mean, HIV/AIDS springs to mind as the first and possibly only example... but I'd be surprised if it really was the only example. I'm ignorant about current STIs but there are other diseases, like Lyme Disease, where something manifests subtly, and then visible symptoms disappear entirely until the infection has transformed into something much more debilitating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2017, 11:57:41 AM
I agree we don't have to worry about HIV/AIDs, but you could get HPV or herpes. The risk probably isn't super high for you as a straight guy but even still, you want to know that shit before ruining someone else's life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 03, 2017, 12:16:46 PM
Great. Now I need to figure out where I should go to get tested...  :doge

I guess any medical clinic will do?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 03, 2017, 12:27:34 PM
the way i see it, if everyone has an std, nobody has an std
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 03, 2017, 12:34:57 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on January 03, 2017, 11:15:42 AM
I’ve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if there’s no symptoms?

Because some people are germophobes and control freaks. Just ignore those people.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 03, 2017, 12:38:59 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on January 03, 2017, 11:15:42 AM
I’ve never had an STD check besides HIV tests in the military. Are people really getting checked every other partner? Why get checked if there’s no symptoms?

I don't know where I heard it but I should be prefacing that statement with the fact that I'm a germophobe and that casually modern hooking up has made me want to wash myself with listerine.

Why that got to be on top of the page.  :brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 03, 2017, 12:58:22 PM
Can't you go through your primary care doc for an STD test?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 03, 2017, 01:03:08 PM
Condoms can't protect you from God's wrath.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 03, 2017, 01:19:00 PM
You really should get checked periodically, Samson, because as a guy you might have all sorts of shit you're passing around that is asymptomatic

That said, if you don't have HPV you're probably boring :teehee
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2017, 01:24:27 PM
Next time you get a bj without a condom Atra...excuse yourself to the bathroom shortly after sex and take a piss. Also wash your dick off with some soap. Peeing and washing off will get rid of some of the bacteria.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 03, 2017, 01:26:34 PM
What if he scrubs too hard and causes a microabrasion? You're already dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 03, 2017, 01:27:20 PM
Pour Listerine on your dick.  I saw it in Cabin Fever and I think it worked for that dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 03, 2017, 01:28:19 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2017, 01:24:27 PM
Next time you get a bj without a condom Atra...excuse yourself to the bathroom shortly after sex and take a piss. Also wash your dick off with some soap. Peeing and washing off will get rid of some of the bacteria.
Clorox too. Carry around some clorox wipes in your pocket. Sure it stings but it's better than having your dick fall off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 03, 2017, 01:30:26 PM
Amateurs. Obviously what he needs to do is get a high intensity uv light chamber for his dick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 03, 2017, 01:45:29 PM
Cut your dick off if you ever have sex again
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: eleuin on January 03, 2017, 01:46:26 PM
Atra make sure you maintain a half chub while the doctor cups your balls
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on January 03, 2017, 03:21:25 PM
I've never been tested but I assume I'm clean since nothing weird is ever going on down there. I did have one scare but after some online research I'm p sure she just gave me a fungus since it showed up immediately the next morning then went away forever (this was a few years ago now). I've done unprotected sex with girls I had just meant at a bar on several occasions so I better count my blessings and be more safe in the future if I ever have intercourse with another human being again. 👌
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on January 03, 2017, 08:08:14 PM
I'm gonna get my abs back just from laughing at this thread everyday.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 03, 2017, 11:22:15 PM
Quote from: chronovore on January 03, 2017, 11:54:41 AM
Quote from: Rufus on January 03, 2017, 09:37:26 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 02, 2017, 09:38:16 PM
Yeah people should use other people as training wheels.
Not sure how savage you intended this to sound. :lol
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Not that it isn't true, one way or another. :doge
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If it was Infelicitous Dandy, I'd assume it was intended literally.


People don't have the proper eccentricity to act as wheels. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on January 04, 2017, 03:09:18 AM
Finally found the girl I'm into atm on tinder and used my first on purpose super like on her 8)

Could just text her and ask her out but it's 2017, direct contact is for try hards and weirdos
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 04, 2017, 09:49:03 AM
finding people into ass to mouth must be hard.  Good luck. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 04, 2017, 04:55:27 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2017, 07:02:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C3OIlnQ.png?2)

 :itagaki


(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GGGX266DmyI/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 04, 2017, 08:28:07 PM
Went out tonight to my favorite Indian restaurant with the teacher and we made out  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 04, 2017, 09:23:55 PM
Hope you wore a condom!!1!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 04, 2017, 09:38:04 PM
YOU CANT EAT INDIAN FOOD WITH A WOMAN YOU FOREVERALONE WIZNOOB
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 04, 2017, 10:21:21 PM
Well, this year's off to a great start.

She broke up with me.  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 04, 2017, 10:21:41 PM
I'm pretty surprised at the non-tester dudes here having sex with random one night stands unprotected.  You really wanna risk having HIV for life over a gamble?  I mean it's your life.  But as some living with a non-sexual life long disease, that scares the shit out of me. 

Fwiw I hate condoms too but I'd rather deal with them until in a committed clean relationship than the alternative risk.  Then again all my gfs have been against birth control so raw still is risky even then ;_;
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 04, 2017, 10:25:56 PM
I've always used protection for one night stands

but hetero HIV transfer is actually pretty rare (unless you're doing butt stuff)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 04, 2017, 11:51:12 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 04, 2017, 10:21:21 PM
Well, this year's off to a great start.

She broke up with me.  :'(

Was the problem the living situation?

 :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 05, 2017, 12:05:37 AM
Quote from: Huff on January 04, 2017, 10:25:56 PM
I've always used protection for one night stands

but hetero HIV transfer is actually pretty rare (unless you're doing butt stuff)
Yeah, it's not even HIV they should worry about.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 12:31:13 AM
I still feel great after my break up. :ryker

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sorry  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 05, 2017, 12:39:45 AM
Wait you already broke up with this chick??????
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 12:45:30 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 05, 2017, 12:39:45 AM
Wait you already broke up with this chick??????
That's what the last couple of pages were about. :doge

I thought I was ready for a relationship but after 5 days of that shit I realized that I was far from ready. Plus, I have so much going for me, professionally speaking, at the moment. I don't need a relationship fucking that up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 05, 2017, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 12:45:30 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 05, 2017, 12:39:45 AM
Wait you already broke up with this chick??????
That's what the last couple of pages were about. :doge

I thought I was ready for a relationship but after 5 days of that shit I realized that I was far from ready. Plus, I have so much going for me, professionally speaking, at the moment. I don't need a relationship fucking that up.
I've never understood that kind of thinking. The people that are the best at what they do make time for other things in their life than work. Never known someone that was a success because they decided not to have a relationship
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 05, 2017, 01:14:24 AM
Mtw is a success. But he makes time for escorts, porn stars and the fine life
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 05, 2017, 05:46:09 AM
Or maybe you just didint connect with this girl Atra. I mean did you actually really like her? I really think it has more to do with that then you not being ready or anything.

You got what you wanted and there was nothing after that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on January 05, 2017, 08:00:05 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 05, 2017, 12:19:46 AM
I pulled all my cards from my ex out of my desk and read through them. I have: two Christmas cards, two Valentines Day cards, two anniversary cards, two birthday cards, and a congratulations card from when I finished grad school. So much love was packed into every sentence in every one of these cards.

Now I'm kind of crying. This was a mistake.

I know I should throw all of this away, but I just can't bring myself to do it.

emo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 08:38:30 AM
@Ruzbeh/Dufus

Just be sure to prepare yourself mentally for the fact that you're going to experience a lot of failure & rejection at the very beginning.

But it does get easier to deal with after each passing month.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 05, 2017, 09:21:17 AM
I got 3 kids and a waifu and still got time for work. Just be honest with yourself yo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 05, 2017, 09:56:25 AM
And most importantly, you have time for a Bore.  It was a good choice to put the last 4 up for adoption Nude. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 10:38:28 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on January 05, 2017, 09:21:17 AM
I got 3 kids and a waifu and still got time for work. Just be honest with yourself yo
Yeah, but (one can assume :doge) you actually love your wife & kids.

Near the tail end of our brief relationship, I felt nothing for this girl except a very mild sense of gratitude. Any sense of infatuation or attachment was essentially gone after the 4th time we had sex.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 05, 2017, 11:20:51 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 12:45:30 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 05, 2017, 12:39:45 AM
Wait you already broke up with this chick??????
That's what the last couple of pages were about. :doge

I thought I was ready for a relationship but after 5 days of that shit I realized that I was far from ready. Plus, I have so much going for me, professionally speaking, at the moment. I don't need a relationship fucking that up.

DIDN'T YOU JUST CONFIRM HER AS YOUR GF ON FACEBOOK LIKE FOUR DAYS AGO

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 11:29:26 AM
Yes.

And I thought my initial fondness/slight infatuation for her would return but... it didn't.  :doge

I truly am a selfish, egocentric, soulless bastard.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 11:35:35 AM
Well, at least I feel more comfortable in my soulless husk than I did before. :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on January 05, 2017, 11:39:36 AM
He experienced that same empty shame we get after busting that nut, but got someone else involved in it. What a piece of shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 05, 2017, 12:05:41 PM
Nah, this is normal behavior. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 05, 2017, 12:59:01 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on January 04, 2017, 11:51:12 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 04, 2017, 10:21:21 PM
Well, this year's off to a great start.

She broke up with me.  :'(

Was the problem the living situation?

 :(

Yeah, that was a huge part, I'm sure. But I honestly feel she was trying to find some excuse to break up.

Real shame. She was pretty cool for the most part.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 05, 2017, 01:17:32 PM
Told you this would happen. It's good to get out the way now comes the real hard part. Finding that person that it doesn't feel soulless with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 05, 2017, 02:00:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 11:29:26 AM
Yes.

And I thought my initial fondness/slight infatuation for her would return but... it didn't.  :doge

I truly am a selfish, egocentric, soulless bastard.


Maybe, but mostly inexperienced and rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on January 05, 2017, 02:07:55 PM
Atra starting off #wastehertime2017 strong
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2017, 02:10:12 PM
dufus, put on your best suit. we need to talk. this is an intervention.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 02:11:05 PM
Quote from: El Babua on January 05, 2017, 02:07:55 PM
Atra starting off #wastehertime2017 strong
Better to waste a week or two than a month. Or six months. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 05, 2017, 02:21:17 PM
calling five days a relationship and breaking up over text. i see nothing regarding human interaction was learned here.

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except for interacting with dem guts :aah
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 02:24:26 PM
Truckin & fuckin IS all I crave. :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on January 05, 2017, 02:27:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 11:29:26 AM
I truly am a selfish, egocentric, soulless bastard.

 :neogaf This dude.

It was a week-long experience with a girl you barely knew that would only be most generously described as a fling. It meant nothing other than being a milestone in your life. You shouldn't feel any remorse over it. This is just how dating works.

You don't get to act like you're some stone cold motherfucker when you have zero experience with real love and all the existential terror that comes with it. If don't use this as an excuse to give up and continue trying this whole dating thing, you'll eventually find out for yourself.  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 05, 2017, 02:31:21 PM
So are you still friends with her? Have you called her to hang out and eat a pizza and go bowling?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2017, 03:05:46 PM
DRESS YOUR BEST, YOUNG MAN.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 05, 2017, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 05, 2017, 02:31:21 PM
So are you still friends with her? Have you called her to hang out and eat a pizza and go bowling?
Maybe listen to the smiths?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 05, 2017, 03:24:52 PM
Quote from: Dufus on January 05, 2017, 02:39:00 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on January 05, 2017, 02:10:12 PM
dufus, put on your best suit. we need to talk. this is an intervention.

 :doge

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:busta
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Don't worry I'm also going to give you an intervention but my interventions have no dress codes. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 05, 2017, 03:46:20 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 05, 2017, 09:56:25 AM
And most importantly, you have time for a Bore.  It was a good choice to put the last 4 up for adoption Nude.
I didn't put them up for adoption. They simply don't know I'm their dad. :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 05, 2017, 03:58:19 PM
Atra you're taking this way too seriously.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 04:15:16 PM
Nah. I'm having fun/shit posting.

I like seeing everyone react to my absurdness.  :doge

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I'd like to think my :doge usage is a clear sign I'm not being 100% serious.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 05, 2017, 04:32:41 PM
Eye roll

You had a coach review your texts lulz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 04:37:47 PM
And I am forever grateful to Shark for that.  :playa :salute

edit: Shark, be sure to check your PMs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 05, 2017, 05:27:36 PM
Even if you don't feel ready for a real relationship yet, I'm just surprised that you're "done" having sex so quickly.

What's next in the Atra chapter?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 05:37:45 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on January 05, 2017, 05:27:36 PM
Even if you don't feel ready for a real relationship yet, I'm just surprised that you're "done" having sex so quickly.

What's next in the Atra chapter?
I'm diving into art/illustration this year for my side hustle.  :yeshrug

Graphic design was a slight detour from my "true calling" in life. Also, it pays the bills/helps me not starve. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 05, 2017, 05:38:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 05, 2017, 01:14:24 AM
Mtw is a success. But he makes time for escorts, porn stars and the fine life

I already booked a porn star to visit me when I'm in London :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2017, 05:44:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 05:37:45 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on January 05, 2017, 05:27:36 PM
Even if you don't feel ready for a real relationship yet, I'm just surprised that you're "done" having sex so quickly.

What's next in the Atra chapter?
I'm diving into art/illustration this year for my side hustle.  :yeshrug

Graphic design was a slight detour from my "true calling" in life. Also, it pays the bills/helps me not starve. :doge

Graphic design sucks. Here here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 05, 2017, 05:45:15 PM
*hear, hear
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on January 05, 2017, 05:44:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 05:37:45 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on January 05, 2017, 05:27:36 PM
Even if you don't feel ready for a real relationship yet, I'm just surprised that you're "done" having sex so quickly.

What's next in the Atra chapter?
I'm diving into art/illustration this year for my side hustle.  :yeshrug

Graphic design was a slight detour from my "true calling" in life. Also, it pays the bills/helps me not starve. :doge

Graphic design sucks. Here here.
I love logo design and admire/appreciate good design when I see it.

But... as a job it can be a rather soul grinding experience.   :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on January 05, 2017, 05:47:29 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on January 05, 2017, 05:38:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 05, 2017, 01:14:24 AM
Mtw is a success. But he makes time for escorts, porn stars and the fine life

I already booked a porn star to visit me when I'm in London :doge

youporn/youjizz/xhamster/craigslist link plz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 06, 2017, 08:22:46 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 05, 2017, 10:38:28 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on January 05, 2017, 09:21:17 AM
I got 3 kids and a waifu and still got time for work. Just be honest with yourself yo
Yeah, but (one can assume :doge) you actually love your wife & kids.

Near the tail end of our brief relationship, I felt nothing for this girl except a very mild sense of gratitude. Any sense of infatuation or attachment was essentially gone after the 4th time we had sex.  :doge
nothing wrong with pump and dump if all parties are in on it... but you send very mixed/bad signals when you put yourself up as in a relationship when you really just want to nut in a rando every now and again... and again nothing wrong with that, i have friends who just want FWB's and they're fine with it, but they don't muddy the message... just be honest with yourself for your reasoning, it certainly isn't to do with needing to focus of your work/career lol. you just want to nut and run, no need to make it more significant than that. embrace it. just be straight with everyone you nut in.

also keep in mind that while most people are willing to start a relationship as FWB/NSA moooooooost of humanity in my experience eventually wants to do something deeper than that... so you need to be aware of that and either preempt it or be willing to go down that road... also this is why everyone was telling you to slow down. you moved from hookup to husband in like 2 days.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 06, 2017, 12:58:26 PM
Experience has told me when you get Nudemacs to be serious about something other than fashion, you better listen son.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 06, 2017, 02:11:21 PM
*asshole foreigner
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 06, 2017, 02:23:21 PM
Woof? :ryker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 06, 2017, 06:26:59 PM
Quote from: zomgee on January 05, 2017, 05:47:29 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on January 05, 2017, 05:38:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 05, 2017, 01:14:24 AM
Mtw is a success. But he makes time for escorts, porn stars and the fine life

I already booked a porn star to visit me when I'm in London :doge

youporn/youjizz/xhamster/craigslist link plz

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Jasmine_Black
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 06, 2017, 07:34:02 PM
I told you! NO FWB. Don't even try it "we'll just fuck and have fun" game. No! It only ever ends in tragedy!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 06, 2017, 07:36:03 PM
Quote from: Dufus on January 06, 2017, 01:46:23 PM
Quote from: Rufus on January 05, 2017, 05:45:15 PM
*hear, hear

have your english corrected by a foreigner brehs

Auto correct has made my spelling awful. I'm sorry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 06, 2017, 08:40:30 PM
Don't apologize, it was just a dumb jab. :stahp Now I feel bad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 06, 2017, 08:55:47 PM
Living in an abusive household made me overly apologetic don't worry about it. I apologize like a Canadian. It's all good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: PlayDat on January 06, 2017, 09:48:34 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 06, 2017, 06:02:59 PM
Man, I took a brutal rejection last night. I have a coworker who I'd always thought was pretty cute and awesome, and I'd always gotten an interested vibe from her. Not a particularly subtle one either.

After my breakup a month ago I thought I might see if I could make anything happen and started talking to her more. We were talking about some kind of open mic night she was going to play at this weekend. Then she asks if I want to come dancing with her and a friend that night. I was pretty excited and made up my mind that I'd ask her on a real date if an opportunity came up.

At the club, the vibe I was getting from her was different at first. I started to rethink things. But then she really opened up again, so I chalked it up to her being nervous. Lol. We danced for a bit, and then she wanted to buy me a drink at the bar. That seemed like a decent sign that things were a go, so I asked if I could take her out sometime. At this time I figured there was probably an 80-90% probability that she'd say yes.

The rejection was unceremonious and as efficient as an executioner's axe. I basically got one-shotted. She wasn't particularly mean about it, but she didn't really let me salvage anything either. So I walked upstairs, bummed a cigarette from a dude outside, then got a drink at the upstairs bar, and she came up and started talking to me like nothing had happened and we were buddies.

So I read this girl completely wrong for like a year. I guess she was very interested in me platonically. It's the kind of misread that makes me seriously doubt my ability to read anyone.

Gonna take a few days to pick myself back up. I'll get there, but damn.

You dodged the mess of a workplace romance and have a cool friend who'll buy drinks for you.  That's W in my book.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 06, 2017, 09:53:08 PM
^ Except he probably blew the friendship too, by asking her out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: PlayDat on January 06, 2017, 09:56:52 PM
Quote from: butt on January 06, 2017, 09:53:08 PM
^ Except he probably blew the friendship too, by asking her out.
:gurl
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 06, 2017, 06:02:59 PM
She wasn't particularly mean about it, but she didn't really let me salvage anything either. So I walked upstairs, bummed a cigarette from a dude outside, then got a drink at the upstairs bar, and she came up and started talking to me like nothing had happened and we were buddies.
She could've handled it far worse.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 06, 2017, 10:41:45 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 06, 2017, 06:02:59 PM
Man, I took a brutal rejection last night. I have a coworker who I'd always thought was pretty cute and awesome, and I'd always gotten an interested vibe from her. Not a particularly subtle one either.

After my breakup a month ago I thought I might see if I could make anything happen and started talking to her more. We were talking about some kind of open mic night she was going to play at this weekend. Then she asks if I want to come dancing with her and a friend that night. I was pretty excited and made up my mind that I'd ask her on a real date if an opportunity came up.

At the club, the vibe I was getting from her was different at first. I started to rethink things. But then she really opened up again, so I chalked it up to her being nervous. Lol. We danced for a bit, and then she wanted to buy me a drink at the bar. That seemed like a decent sign that things were a go, so I asked if I could take her out sometime. At this time I figured there was probably an 80-90% probability that she'd say yes.

The rejection was unceremonious and as efficient as an executioner's axe. I basically got one-shotted. She wasn't particularly mean about it, but she didn't really let me salvage anything either. So I walked upstairs, bummed a cigarette from a dude outside, then got a drink at the upstairs bar, and she came up and started talking to me like nothing had happened and we were buddies.

So I read this girl completely wrong for like a year. I guess she was very interested in me platonically. It's the kind of misread that makes me seriously doubt my ability to read anyone.

Gonna take a few days to pick myself back up. I'll get there, but damn.
At least you got closure. I know this situation and feeling pretty well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 07, 2017, 06:57:40 PM
Quote from: toku on January 05, 2017, 01:17:32 PM
Told you this would happen. It's good to get out the way now comes the real hard part. Finding that person that it doesn't feel soulless with.

Wait, were you talking to me, or Dufus/Atra?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 07, 2017, 11:17:50 PM
atra sorry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 08, 2017, 05:38:20 PM
I'm noticing that girls are being much more flirty with me as of late.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 08, 2017, 05:44:40 PM
Hah!

Next stage: remembering such moments from your teenage years.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2017, 09:57:10 PM
fuck her man. There are so many waves out there to ride, why catch feelings because you can't ride one that doesn't respect you. Live your life man. And if she changes her mind and wants to get with you...tell her you're not interested anymore and keep it moving.
:rejoice

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2017, 10:14:39 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 08, 2017, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 06, 2017, 10:41:45 PM
At least you got closure. I know this situation and feeling pretty well.


This is by far the most confident I've been in an attempt that ended up failing. The attraction vibe I was getting from her was really strong. The last time I got a vibe that strong, the girl told me later that she had been waiting for me to ask. I guess some people interact in an idiosyncratic way that's easier to misinterpret.
Yeah, at least you did it and good on you. I couldn't do it. I'll try to be as level headed as I can possibly be in this thread(I'm not as much of a psycho as I come off). I'm in the exact position as you were and have been for the past year I guess. The girl at my job has been extremely flirty with me, to the point that everyone at work assumes things, asks me about it, and jokes about it. Even my managers.  I'd say we are good enough friends as it is. Really good chemistry. We talk and joke a lot at work. She touches me a lot in joking ways and maybe physically bumps into me sometimes(which hey according to all those "ways to know a girl likes you" wiki guides means something!) and she seemed/seems to always include me in many of her after work stuff even when she was clearly dating someone else. I clearly like this girl and find her to have a great personality and body, but I also enjoy her as a friend so I wouldn't want to make it awkward. But I feel like if you asked any dude, he would say her actions clearly say she's interested. She already knows how I think and while that hasn't changed her behavior it also hasn't upped it so think. I also in the end could easily just see this as her simply acting like a friend. Her best female friend who is also my friend hasn't said anything to really confirm anything either.  She also has a pretty complicated relationship with .....well her baby daddy.

Anyway, I just have a very eh "well just have to see what happens" approach.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 09, 2017, 01:06:19 AM
Quote from: toku on January 07, 2017, 11:17:50 PM
atra sorry

 :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 09, 2017, 01:43:59 AM
Some girls are just flirty in the way they deal with guys. Others feel compelled to include romantic cues because they have messed up ideas about men and women being unable to deal with each other except as potential sexual partners. Still others insist on nurturing a side thing outside their main relationship because they're not happy with what they've got and are looking for external validation. Humans are a hot mess.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 09, 2017, 10:50:35 AM
Quote from: chronovore on January 09, 2017, 01:43:59 AM
Some girls are just flirty in the way they deal with guys. Others feel compelled to include romantic cues because they have messed up ideas about men and women being unable to deal with each other except as potential sexual partners. Still others insist on nurturing a side thing outside their main relationship because they're not happy with what they've got and are looking for external validation. Humans are a hot mess.  :doge
this is all very true and I've found in all the relationship advice I give and women I talk to, I find the above to be true almost always. So when someone's flirty with me I immediate go through the list above (and a few others) and think "Which of these are we dealing with?" Instead of thinking, "Hey, she's into me!"

Seeing how people are in relationships has ruined me :goty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 09, 2017, 11:43:34 AM
About to get a tad emo, you were warned.

Well, I thought things were going well with the teacher, but while I was in DC for Magfest she sent me a text. She gave me the whole spiel about how I'm such a nice guy, but she doesn't think we have anything in common so it won't work out. And "hope you find someone soon, you deserve it!"  :-\  :-\ :-\

While I definitely think we didn't have much in common - come on, she didn't even know who Ash and Misty were, had no idea whatsoever about any of my interests, which is weird because she teaches nerdy HS kids - also, she was big into volunteering and athletic and meanwhile I'm the most apathetic person with zero athletic talent, I don't think this is the reason (aside from one girl big into RPGs and another girl who was a huge foodie it's rare I have much in common with the girls I date). Probably she had someone else she liked better. Or it could be she had ridiculously high standards that I couldn't meet.

So I had a bit of a panic attack after hearing the news, proceeded to go ham on the Match app and have 2 dates scheduled for next week. One with a dentist who says she has zero hobbies whatsoever, and another with a girl who works at a group home, who is cute af but unfortunately isn't educated :( Also I have some other girls I've been chatting with (all similar-looking brunettes for some reason :P ).

But whenever I'm on the market, it's always followed a similar trajectory. Join a dating site full of optimism, go out with a few girls that seem to have everything I'm looking for - attractive, intelligent, personable, kindhearted. Then, things don't work out with them so I start gradually lowering my standards. End up going out with girls I have minimal chemistry with, girls I'm not terribly attracted to, girls without many passions ("basic"), etc. When those don't work out, I start to get really frustrated, and then I end up taking the first girl that comes around that's interested in me. The last 3 girls I went out with for any length of time all had the same things in common:
-obsessive about one thing in particular (Jesus/Reading/Food)
-had serious self-esteem issues
-had a fucked up family life

I'm a kindhearted guy (not the "nice guy" stereotype since I do get laid and get into relationships), I'm generally pretty easygoing and good natured, reasonably intelligent, come from a tight-knit Italian family, and I have my shit (mostly) together, so I'm like the perfect 'way out' for these girls. (but lest I toot my horn that much - I'm also not attractive, am pretty awkward in person, have a bit of OCD, have my own obsessive nerdy interests that everyone on this board already knows) Everyone sees the warning signs but me (though to be fair a few of my friends LOVED my last girlfriend and were sad when I broke up with her). And eventually stuff just bubbles up so much to the surface that I just am like "I can't do this anymore".

Anyways, new dating resolution for me - this time, I will NOT settle.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 09, 2017, 12:46:06 PM
I've said it many times. I think people over-value things in common and miss out on a ton of people they might have had incredible relationships with if they had just been more open minded about the things in common stuff.

My wife and I have more differences than things in common but our relationship works really well because we view those differences as making our lives richer/fuller. In a way, people focus so much on things in common they pass up people they might have had good chemistry with and chemistry is hella important because people will change, that's the way of it and chemistry is what will keep you together when you're both different people.

That being said, there are certain things you have to have in common (like if one of you is a homebody and the other is a person that has to be out in the social scene all the time, or one of you is a fitness nut and the other is a lazy slob that ain't going to work) but I think people demand too much in common in areas that don't really have any bearing on a successful relationship.

Open yourself up to dating people you generally might not have. You might learn a few things about yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 09, 2017, 12:49:58 PM
or if she's into gangbangs and he's into side huggin that ain't gonna work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 09, 2017, 01:16:36 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2017, 12:49:58 PM
or if she's into gangbangs and he's into side huggin that ain't gonna work.
Oh it'll work....for me :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 09, 2017, 03:11:42 PM
Quote from: Dufus on January 09, 2017, 11:55:21 AM
Quote from: tiesto on January 09, 2017, 11:43:34 AM
a girl who works at a group home, who is cute af but unfortunately isn't educated :(

how is this a bad thing

Because I'm at that age where I'm looking to meet a life partner and would prefer someone on my intellectual/educational level?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 09, 2017, 03:20:54 PM
Nah. I'd much rather be the stupid one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2017, 04:34:07 PM
I don't understand focusing on having similar hobbies, or feeling like hobbies will hold things together. The girl I'm seeing now is somewhat outgoing, loves trap music, likes dogs, smokes weed (although she's given that up in favor of edibles now) and various other things I don't really like. The things we have in common are moreso emotional or macro level worldview/goals/ideals. We both work hard, enjoy our own personal space, and come together because we like each other as people. I don't care that she doesn't obsess over football, she doesn't care that I like weird or "dusty" rap music. We enjoy and "need" each other for entirely different reasons.

IMO a major factor is finding someone you can do absolutely nothing with and still have a blast. We don't need to dabble in a hobby or go out...if you can chill with someone, make some food together, watch a TV show, go for a walk...if all that stuff can be fun solely because you aren't doing it by yourself, you know you've found someone cool.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on January 09, 2017, 05:03:59 PM
I believe in you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 09, 2017, 05:46:05 PM
I believe EL Babua who believes in you. So don't believe in yourself. Believe in me who believes in El Babua who believes in you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 09, 2017, 05:53:51 PM
Believe in yourself. You're not a bad person, and I do believe that you're not the person that you display in this thread -- though I think it /is/ part of who you are, and hope you can find some peace with yourself.

You're a worthwhile person, and when you believe that you will find others will recognize it as well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 09, 2017, 06:23:42 PM
I don't believe in you

Sorry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 09, 2017, 07:08:42 PM
Get confused with Rahx brehs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 09, 2017, 07:30:34 PM
Quote from: Dufus on January 09, 2017, 06:59:20 PM
Are you guys confusing me with Rahx :doge

I value myself (I certainly don't hate myself) and I haven't 'written off' 2017 :doge
I don't quite understand where this mentality came from. I haven't written off 2017 anymore than 2016. And I certainly don't hate myself and besides that's never stopped anyone before.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2017, 07:42:43 PM
Dufus main star of Season 2

(http://i.imgur.com/s50yprd.gif)

Aren't there Roma in your area who you could easily impress with your baking skills and housing situation?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 09, 2017, 07:58:48 PM
True. But at least I'm an entertaining special fellow. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 09, 2017, 08:17:38 PM
Eat da boot Doof (warrior).

Quote from: Jack Remington on January 09, 2017, 07:47:42 PM
Tbh my last girlfriend ended things with me in part because we didn't have enough in common. It can be an actual problem.

Yeah but that could also really mean that she's losing interest for other reasons and "dissimilar hobbies" becomes the symptom or excuse she had. Don't blame yourself as sometimes people just aren't in the right place emotionally for a relationship. I feel like a lot of what makes people break up over incompatibility is unrealistic ideals on how conflict resolution should work in a relationship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 09, 2017, 10:11:45 PM
Dufus' confidence on this page is very attractive. Go get em!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: eleuin on January 10, 2017, 12:46:46 AM
Big shoes to fill dufus  :salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 10, 2017, 12:58:47 AM
 :hitler

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 10, 2017, 01:00:10 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 10, 2017, 12:58:47 AM
:hitler

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVmeKWOsEU
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2017, 01:10:10 AM
Quote from: eleuin on January 10, 2017, 12:46:46 AM
Big shoes to fill dufus  :salute

Let's hope this isn't a True Detective S2 tier let down.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 10, 2017, 09:22:10 AM
Not providing deets? Where's the fun in that?  >:(

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 10, 2017, 09:58:49 AM
Quote from: Dufus on January 10, 2017, 09:56:38 AM
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:kobeyuck

my dirty talk would be much more tasteful and sophisticated, that's for sure
Lol. I'd love to hear what your dirty talk would be.  :PP

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edit: But, besides all of that, rough sex is pretty fun for the most part.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 10, 2017, 10:20:06 AM
she sounds like she was a keeper
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2017, 10:21:58 AM
Didn't you dump this girl because she was boring?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2017, 10:24:17 AM
You nutted in her raw?  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 10, 2017, 10:45:19 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2017, 10:21:58 AM
Didn't you dump this girl because she was boring?  :doge
Boring outside of bed...

I blame it on my "INTP" personality. I need intellectual stimulation more so than physical & emotional stimulation.  :doge

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2017, 10:24:17 AM
You nutted in her raw?  :lol
Fuck no. I would be losing my shit daily if I did.  :anhuld

And she did offer to let me put it in raw but I was all "thanks... but no thanks..."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 10, 2017, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2017, 10:24:17 AM
You nutted in her raw?  :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pfzFNwP990
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 10, 2017, 12:22:12 PM
Been talking to this short, chubby, Jewish blonde who is 29. A fellow UB grad, and an elementary school teacher. She mentioned she liked classic games like Zeruda. Promising!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 10, 2017, 11:15:39 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 10, 2017, 12:22:12 PM
Been talking to this short, chubby, Jewish blonde who is 29. A fellow UB grad, and an elementary school teacher. She mentioned she liked classic games like Zeruda. Promising!

How big are her tits?  Big Jewish tits are my kryptonite.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 11, 2017, 08:14:20 AM
Had a girl ask me if I use Reddit on a date last week

Not going to be a second date
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 11, 2017, 09:06:07 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 10, 2017, 10:45:19 AM
I blame it on my "INTP" personality.


:neogaf

You don't have an intp personality you took an online quiz to reinforce your preconceived notions of how you think you should interact with others and also to provide you a concrete basis (in your mind) to rationalize actions and mantain a status quo as a workaround for avoiding social challenges. Hence falling back on this "personality category" when encountering difficult and new experiences.

I'm watching you :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 11, 2017, 09:14:07 AM
People act like the Meyers Briggs isn't just as scientific as astrology and healing crystals.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 11, 2017, 09:23:01 AM
It's a shorthand and more PC way of saying that I'm a special fellow and I like to special fellow out with other spergs or at least people who understand spergs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 11, 2017, 09:49:13 AM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on January 10, 2017, 11:15:39 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 10, 2017, 12:22:12 PM
Been talking to this short, chubby, Jewish blonde who is 29. A fellow UB grad, and an elementary school teacher. She mentioned she liked classic games like Zeruda. Promising!

How big are her tits?  Big Jewish tits are my kryptonite.

They look to be really big. Jewish chicks also tend to have really nice asses from what I've seen!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 11, 2017, 10:16:44 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on January 10, 2017, 11:35:35 PM
They're (((this big)))

So like...an inch wide?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 11, 2017, 10:28:28 AM
Quote from: tiesto on January 11, 2017, 09:49:13 AM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on January 10, 2017, 11:15:39 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 10, 2017, 12:22:12 PM
Been talking to this short, chubby, Jewish blonde who is 29. A fellow UB grad, and an elementary school teacher. She mentioned she liked classic games like Zeruda. Promising!

How big are her tits?  Big Jewish tits are my kryptonite.

They look to be really big. Jewish chicks also tend to have really nice asses from what I've seen!

Ah, a zaftig.  Please keep us updated.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 11, 2017, 10:46:04 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 11, 2017, 09:23:01 AM
It's a shorthand and more PC way of saying that I'm a special fellow and I like to special fellow out with other spergs or at least people who understand spergs.
You're only as spergy as you wanna be. I bet you weren't thinking about your INTP test when you were nutting in her.


Bless up etc.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 11, 2017, 01:23:28 PM
Too many people confuse being introverted with being shy. It's more about where you find your energy - from social situations or from being alone. I consider myself introverted (INTJ every single time I take the MBTI) but not shy (awkward, on the other hand). I just feel a bit worn down after a while of heavy socialization, and also don't take any issue with spending a quite night home by myself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 11, 2017, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 11, 2017, 05:06:53 PM
Since this girl added me on Facebook, I took a look at some of her pics. I didn't creep all the way back to 2008 or anything, but like a couple rows worth.

Anyway, this girl's apparent ex-boyfriend is way more attractive than I am. Like one of those typical GQ cover dudes. It's not even close. Not sure how I feel about attempting to follow that up. I'll have to win on personality while being just good-looking enough.

If it makes you feel better, a lot of the girls I broke up with ended up with guys less attractive than me, and they managed...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 11, 2017, 06:13:00 PM
If you're only going to date girls that haven't dated guys better looking than you, you're going to have a bad time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 11, 2017, 06:25:00 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 11, 2017, 05:06:53 PM
Since this girl added me on Facebook, I took a look at some of her pics. I didn't creep all the way back to 2008 or anything, but like a couple rows worth.

Anyway, this girl's apparent ex-boyfriend is way more attractive than I am. Like one of those typical GQ cover dudes. It's not even close. Not sure how I feel about attempting to follow that up. I'll have to win on personality while being just good-looking enough.
maybe he had a tiny dick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2017, 06:44:00 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 11, 2017, 05:06:53 PM
Since this girl added me on Facebook, I took a look at some of her pics. I didn't creep all the way back to 2008 or anything, but like a couple rows worth.

Anyway, this girl's apparent ex-boyfriend is way more attractive than I am. Like one of those typical GQ cover dudes. It's not even close. Not sure how I feel about attempting to follow that up. I'll have to win on personality while being just good-looking enough.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

who the fuck cares. ride the wave
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 11, 2017, 06:46:24 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 11, 2017, 05:06:53 PM
Since this girl added me on Facebook, I took a look at some of her pics. I didn't creep all the way back to 2008 or anything, but like a couple rows worth.

Anyway, this girl's apparent ex-boyfriend is way more attractive than I am. Like one of those typical GQ cover dudes. It's not even close. Not sure how I feel about attempting to follow that up. I'll have to win on personality while being just good-looking enough.


Maybe he was selfish. Maybe he couldn't get her off. Maybe he was a saint, or uninteresting. Maybe he was vapid and only cared about appearance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: studyguy on January 11, 2017, 06:51:04 PM
Don't stress, my current girl's ex is this giant marine dude twice my size.
He tried calling her two years into our relationship once while we were out, she laughed and hung up on him then he showed up at her work crying.
Some dudes are a fucking mess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 11, 2017, 07:58:54 PM
Maybe he had such a great personality and such great looks that this girl sabotaged the relationship because she felt unworthy of being with him.  So she decided to aim lower and you were there and...

Who the fuck cares.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on January 11, 2017, 08:31:17 PM
Would you feel better if she only dated trolls in the past? That would basically confirm your own ugliness. You should feel good about being able to bang somebody that has as at least some basic standards.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 11, 2017, 10:08:51 PM
I had a few girls out of my league because they were tired of being shit on by hot guys. Then once I disappointed them in different ways, they went back to hot guys.

Worth it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 12, 2017, 09:47:45 AM
Went out with the dentist last night and she was pretty nice, albeit rather soft-spoken and shy. I will shoot her a text and see if she'd be interested in hanging out again. Got a date with another girl on Friday and I'll probably try to set something up with Jewish Zeruda fan for next week.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 12, 2017, 10:03:35 PM
Ran into an old girlfriend a few days ago and we hit it off again pretty well.  There is a bad ice storm that is supposed to happen this weekend.  I asked if she wanted to go to my apartment to ride it out and she said yes.  I remember her being a little flaky so we'll see if it happens.

Edit: A friend of mine who is a stripper and I are going to spend a weekend getting loaded on absinthe in a few weeks.  Assuming I can get the good kind.  If not, we'll get drunk some other way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 12, 2017, 10:13:43 PM
living your best life
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 16, 2017, 10:30:47 AM
Was supposed to go out last Friday with a girl but she was sick, anyways next Saturday I have a date with an absolutely gorgeous girl named Tesia (pretty unique name), she's got long black hair and green eyes and is really cute. Going out to eat but not sure where yet... have to do my research since she lives a bit out east.

Also tentatively have a date with a girl with the same name as my ex, she does home care for early intervention and doesn't have her schedule for the week yet. We'll meet for drinks down in Patchogue since we both are really into this one bar down there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 16, 2017, 11:50:28 AM
I flaked on a tinder date this weekend. Mostly because she started it as "Hope you don't mind if we start out as friends..."

Lol nope. Just trying to bang you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 16, 2017, 04:39:23 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on January 12, 2017, 10:03:35 PM
Ran into an old girlfriend a few days ago and we hit it off again pretty well.  There is a bad ice storm that is supposed to happen this weekend.  I asked if she wanted to go to my apartment to ride it out and she said yes.  I remember her being a little flaky so we'll see if it happens.

This turned out well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 16, 2017, 07:02:54 PM
The thing you edited out, I thought about making a snide comment about when you first brought up these sexual adventures :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2017, 07:38:07 PM
I don't cosign flaking. Why not just cancel on her ass and never respond again. I get why girls flake out but dudes should do something else imo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 16, 2017, 10:08:35 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2017, 07:38:07 PM
I don't cosign flaking. Why not just cancel on her ass and never respond again. I get why girls flake out but dudes should do something else imo.

Nah, if girls are going to flake, so can guys.  Who gives a shit, it's just Tinder anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 16, 2017, 10:12:55 PM
My tender feels give a shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 16, 2017, 10:21:28 PM
So I was talking to a girl a while back who likes EDM, cute blonde 31 year old from nearby. She deactivated her profile and then recently emailed me out of the blue. We got to talking and we're gonna go out Thursday... So far this week I have 2 confirmed, possibly 3 dates if the third lets me know about her schedule. One of these eventually is bound to lead somewhere... right...  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 16, 2017, 11:10:29 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 16, 2017, 10:12:55 PM
My tender feels give a shit

Just get your mom to cook you some more tenders.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 17, 2017, 04:05:34 PM
Well I did text cancel same day and lied about why, then have not talked to her since.

Still consider that flaking

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2017, 06:48:01 PM
It's gonna be alright. Bless up.


Also, I decided to up the "goofiness" of my Tinder profile just for the hell of it:
(http://i.imgur.com/PaTuruY.jpg)

Surprisingly, I've been getting more matches.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 17, 2017, 07:01:40 PM
U actually wear eyeliner tho?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2017, 07:04:37 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 17, 2017, 07:01:40 PM
U actually wear eyeliner tho?
Nah. :doge

My last two photos are of me. In one of them I'm giving a facial expression that shows that I'm "in on the joke" and that I'm acknowledging that I don't take this tinder nonsense seriously (well... at least in 2017).  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2017, 07:12:26 PM
T-thanks.  :doge

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2017, 07:24:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/opbbDtU.png?1)

 :PP
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 17, 2017, 07:25:13 PM
"conversation enthusiast"
:neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2017, 07:29:22 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 17, 2017, 07:25:13 PM
"conversation enthusiast"
:neogaf
I nabbed some of these lines from another girl's profile.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on January 17, 2017, 07:44:39 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 17, 2017, 06:37:27 PM
Date is in less than three hours. Fuck me. I feel ill.

Thankfully it's at a wine bar.

Wish I could create a save point right now and reload it if I fuck this up.

This is permadeath mode. Don't fuck up.  :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 17, 2017, 07:48:30 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 17, 2017, 07:29:22 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 17, 2017, 07:25:13 PM
"conversation enthusiast"
:neogaf
I nabbed some of these lines from another girl's profile.  :doge
Oh, don't mistake me. I have no issue with the words (hell, I might call myself that) it's just applying them to you that I'm like :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2017, 07:51:31 PM
I'll have you know that I am a far better conversationalist than I was three months ago, Mr. Ronito.  :snob

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2017, 08:12:23 PM
You're probably fine.

Just don't wear a My Little Pony t-shirt or a Doctor Who t-shirt like the last two guys one of my date's went out with.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 17, 2017, 08:47:08 PM
wear a sweater you monster

edit just saw the jacket part nm. dunno about pairing black with walnut should go with a grey some kind. but nobody but figgurts and non-figgurts like me* care bout that shit. wearing actual shoes puts you ahead of like 99.9% of the male pop so w/e.



*  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2017, 11:34:29 PM
Should've taken her out for Indian.  Probably would've let you stick it in afterwards. :trumps

jk, good job.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 18, 2017, 09:08:14 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 17, 2017, 06:48:01 PM
It's gonna be alright. Bless up.

See, being charming and/or funny works. :ufup

But I do agree with Ronito that it puts expectations on you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 18, 2017, 02:09:25 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 18, 2017, 07:45:09 AM
The more I think about this, the more I'm pretty sure it won't work out.

This is my life motto.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 18, 2017, 05:26:14 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 17, 2017, 08:00:34 PM
I'm rocking a dark red dress shirt, dark gray jeans, walnut Allen Edmonds strands with a matching belt, and a black jacket. How does that sound? Need nudemac.

I'd top it off with my silver watch, but the battery just died.

I'm a cac with short brown hair for reference.

Still wear the watch. If she notices it's not working, tell her "It's because time stopped as soon as I saw you, babe~"

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 18, 2017, 10:04:11 PM
The same cute single mom that matched with me last time (but fell off after a few messages) matched with me again.  :doge

She looks so tired.

Went ahead and cut to the case with her since we already did the small talk nonsense.

fake edit: yep, she wants to go out. Looks like I got a date this weekend. Also, she just loves my new profile.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 18, 2017, 10:29:25 PM
Also, this will be the first single mom I've ever dated. And I'm glad she's 26 instead of 21. Was getting kinda tired of dealing with young adults who didn't have their shit together.

Any tips or tricks I should know about?  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 18, 2017, 10:33:41 PM
Don't start a relationship and post it on facebook in less than 14 days this time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 18, 2017, 10:37:18 PM
Hey, looks like someone's gonna call you daddy very soon again after all!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 18, 2017, 10:38:31 PM
 :noooo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 18, 2017, 10:42:55 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 18, 2017, 10:33:41 PM
Don't start a relationship and post it on facebook in less than 14 days this time.

Counter-point: Do start a relationship and post it on Facebook in less than 14 days this time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 18, 2017, 11:13:08 PM
Dentist wants to go out again. I guess taking care of my teeth and never having any cavities paid off :D
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 19, 2017, 06:52:01 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 18, 2017, 10:29:25 PM
Was getting kinda tired of dealing with young adults who didn't have their shit together.
:doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 08:53:14 AM
 :trumps

edit: at least she has a car and lives in a nice looking house. And her two sons look happy and healthy.

(Her parents are probably loaded and she probably still lives with them.  :doge)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 19, 2017, 10:18:04 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 19, 2017, 03:23:16 AM
Wait, is this your actual dentist? Like the person who does your cleanings?

No, it's someone I met on Match.

Though there's one cute hygenist at the dentist I go to's office. Super petite Italian girl who is really sweet. :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2017, 10:26:47 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 08:53:14 AM
:trumps

edit: at least she has a car and lives in a nice looking house. And her two sons look happy and healthy.

(Her parents are probably loaded and she probably still lives with them.  :doge)

"She has a car and her kids aren't dead yet"

Atra's standard for a good parent with their shit together :lawd

Can't wait to read the Slate think pieces on this scene :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 19, 2017, 10:37:20 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2017, 10:26:47 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 08:53:14 AM
:trumps

edit: at least she has a car and lives in a nice looking house. And her two sons look happy and healthy.

(Her parents are probably loaded and she probably still lives with them.  :doge)

"She has a car and her kids aren't dead yet"

Atra's standard for a good parent with their shit together :lawd

Can't wait to read the Slate think pieces on this scene :lawd

Don't talk to Atra or his Facebook-official girlfriend's sons ever again. :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 10:40:13 AM
 :dead

god, I'd love to do that joke for realz sometime.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: eleuin on January 19, 2017, 12:51:21 PM
How old are these sons
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2017, 01:02:18 PM
She still making milk?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 01:11:24 PM
4 and 2 if I had to guess. And I kinda hope not. :doge

Also, I'm remembering that this girl is somewhat religious... Oh well, I'm doing this so I can have more stories for my "I'm an interesting person" arsenal. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 19, 2017, 01:40:34 PM
That doesn't seem like a great reason, tbh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 01:55:38 PM
:yeshrug

Well at least I'm getting more experience. And maybe she wants to get dicked down after our date. I don't know. We shall see. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 19, 2017, 02:03:43 PM
Okay, that sounds better. Just saying you wanna date some girls to gain some experience so you can level up makes you should more wizardly than ever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 19, 2017, 02:38:09 PM
Don't meet her kids unless there's a strong possibility you might wife that up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 02:50:08 PM
At this current moment, I don't think there's any possibility of me wifing her up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 19, 2017, 03:24:45 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 02:50:08 PM
At this current moment, I don't think there's any possibility of me wifing her up.
Yeah guys, let's give it like 4 or 5 days :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 03:29:25 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 19, 2017, 03:24:45 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 02:50:08 PM
At this current moment, I don't think there's any possibility of me wifing her up.
Yeah guys, let's give it like 4 or 5 days :hitler
Trust me. I know better now.  :heh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 04:10:53 PM
Yeah, yeah. And I'll take her last name instead of her taking mine. Right.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
My parents would probably disown me if I did that. Also, I like my last name too much.  :doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 19, 2017, 04:33:30 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on January 19, 2017, 02:57:08 PM
Oh shit, the new season of my favorite novela came back on pretty quickly.

[Cries in Bible-verses]?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 04:36:57 PM
Nah. It's a derivative of the Slavic surname Moroz. Which is derived from Morozko.
Quote
The origins of the character of Ded Moroz predates Christianity as a Slavic wizard of winter, in some books he is a son of Slavic pagan god Veles and Mara.[6] In Slavic mythology, Frost or Morozko is a snow demon.[7]

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 19, 2017, 04:55:25 PM
It's so demonic, friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 05:06:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/G0mbGOT.jpg?1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 19, 2017, 06:43:19 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 01:55:38 PM
:yeshrug

Well at least I'm getting more experience. And maybe she wants to get dicked down after our date. I don't know. We shall see. :doge

#3?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 06:44:46 PM
#3?  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 19, 2017, 07:45:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 06:44:46 PM
#3?  ???


Quote from: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 08:53:14 AM
And her two sons look happy and healthy.

 :phil

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 07:58:22 PM
Quote from: Raist on January 19, 2017, 07:45:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 06:44:46 PM
#3?  ???


Quote from: Atramental on January 19, 2017, 08:53:14 AM
And her two sons look happy and healthy.

 :phil
(http://i.imgur.com/xzqFXvm.gif)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
D-duckroll? Is that you? :doge
[close]


In other news, I've also been chatting with this really pretty 22 year old who lives in Asheville. Going to see if I can meet up with her this weekend as well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 19, 2017, 08:20:53 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 19, 2017, 07:50:17 PM
So with this new girl, our second time hanging out is actually going to be at a women's march downtown on Saturday. We're going to join up with a bunch of our mutual facebook friends from the pro-Hillary group. She's coming to my place around 8am, we're going to drink a mimosa, and then we're taking the train downtown. I also suggested that we could go do something fun after the march, and she replied "Totally!"

I need to get the first kiss out of the way on Saturday, and the march itself probably isn't the most conducive as we aren't actually characters from Heroes by David Bowie, so the question is whether I go for it before or after.

If I get it done before we get there, it'll be more comfortable holding her hand and whatnot during the day. On the other hand I don't want it to feel forced or rushed. I could try holding her hand and stuff during the day and use that to lead into the kiss later.

I'm also not sure what that "something fun" should actually be. We might be tired, and her car will be right by my place, so it would be the perfect setup for Netflix & chill. On the other hand, I might want to do something that shows I put in a little more thought/effort.

What do?

She already knows by now that you're anxious or gay. I say keep her guessing until she gives an extremely obvious hint.
  :leon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 19, 2017, 11:50:18 PM
go to a political rally for a date lol

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 20, 2017, 12:26:31 AM
I went on a coffee date today*, seemed like it was going fair enough (girl was a short blonde, looked eastern euro), but then she said she had to leave like 40 minutes in, to do meal prep for the week or something (she explained she recently got a gastric sleeve** and thus had to be careful about what she cooked). I dunno, just seemed weird to have such a short date and I don't know if I should bother calling back. Hopefully my date on Saturday goes better, or that some of these other girls I emailed over the last few days get back to me.  :-\

*the owner of the coffee shop, I've talked to her a few times before and I saw her profile on Match too the other day but didn't email her :P
**my ex had this surgery too so I am pretty familiar with what patients have to go through and the strict care they have to take with meal prep.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 20, 2017, 03:02:54 AM
Quote from: Huff on January 19, 2017, 11:50:18 PM
go to a political rally for a date lol

https://trumpsingles.com
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 20, 2017, 06:48:45 PM
Got a girl to drive two hours to come visit.

Getting laid fo sho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 20, 2017, 07:36:55 PM
Quote from: Huff on January 20, 2017, 06:48:45 PM
Got a girl to drive two hours to come visit.

Getting laid fo sho
How?

You must be loaded and good looking :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 20, 2017, 08:36:55 PM
Maybe he's back loaded and big bottomed men has become a thing without any of our knowledge. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 20, 2017, 09:36:43 PM
iirc he's a pharmacist

After you start making a certain amount of money, money talks more than anything
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 20, 2017, 09:50:30 PM
I don't make real money yet since I'm in residency/academia unfortunately
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 20, 2017, 09:51:19 PM
In a dark time, I can say I've had rapid cordial relations with questionable women who had body image issues (they were kinda chubs). I was broke but they made the trip and asked me if I was clean afterwards because humans are impulsive creatures.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 21, 2017, 07:41:39 PM
I think the stripper is falling for me.  Should I run with it?

I hope I'm wrong btw but I kind of want to see where this goes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 21, 2017, 07:50:13 PM
Do you, though? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on January 21, 2017, 08:11:47 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on January 21, 2017, 07:41:39 PM
I think the stripper is falling for me.  Should I run with it?


For your sanity:  No.

For our entertainment: Yes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 21, 2017, 08:13:08 PM
I'm sure he will be entertained too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 21, 2017, 08:16:49 PM
Not when he has an off and on relationship with her and 3 kids to pay child-support he won't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2017, 08:28:08 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on January 21, 2017, 07:41:39 PM
I think the stripper is falling for me.  Should I run with it?

I hope I'm wrong btw but I kind of want to see where this goes.
What stripper?

You know my answer: ride the wave. When she brings up money/"my phone is soo slow/ugh my car is annoying me today/my teeth are so crooked/etc etc etc" and other poor attempts at indirectly asking you to buy her things, automatically change the subject. She'll get the point eventually.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 21, 2017, 09:17:22 PM
Or if it's fun for you, bank roll her and fuck her brains out
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 22, 2017, 12:21:20 AM
Went to a delicious Mediterranean restaurant with a pretty social worker today. Tall, thick, long black hair and green eyes. I said that we should get together again and she seemed up for it, I'll have to follow up and hope she'll agree to it. Probably the prettiest girl yet since I've been back in the dating game.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 22, 2017, 08:35:12 PM
And, of course she didn't get back to me when I texted her this afternoon. Oh well, for myself and all the other people in this thread who may feel downtrodden, keep this in mind:

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/16174582_1663636626980642_6783262501237817708_n.jpg?oh=c6ddf05be474137e2ac7130396b3aa82&oe=591601EE)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 22, 2017, 09:52:53 PM
I realized I haven't checked the match website in like over a week.  Received a few emails from people, which is always cool.  Replied back and hopefully having an email exchange will keep me reminded to check more than once a week. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 22, 2017, 11:41:07 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 22, 2017, 08:35:12 PM
And, of course she didn't get back to me when I texted her this afternoon. Oh well, for myself and all the other people in this thread who may feel downtrodden, keep this in mind:

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/16174582_1663636626980642_6783262501237817708_n.jpg?oh=c6ddf05be474137e2ac7130396b3aa82&oe=591601EE)
I mean he will just grab them by the pussy regardless.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 23, 2017, 12:38:24 AM
Quote from: tiesto on January 22, 2017, 08:35:12 PM
And, of course she didn't get back to me when I texted her this afternoon. Oh well, for myself and all the other people in this thread who may feel downtrodden, keep this in mind:

Give her until the end of next (this coming) weekend?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 23, 2017, 06:34:22 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on January 21, 2017, 07:41:39 PM
I think the stripper is falling for me.  Should I run with it?

I hope I'm wrong btw but I kind of want to see where this goes.

Update: Didn't go through with it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 23, 2017, 11:18:56 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on January 23, 2017, 12:38:24 AM
Quote from: tiesto on January 22, 2017, 08:35:12 PM
And, of course she didn't get back to me when I texted her this afternoon. Oh well, for myself and all the other people in this thread who may feel downtrodden, keep this in mind:

Give her until the end of next (this coming) weekend?

Well, she got back to me...

...and gave me the "you're so cute and sweet but I don't think we are a match".

 :-\

Well, it's only the 4th girl. I won't get down until it's like #100. Emailed a few more today and now I'm starting to expand my range to like 1 hour drive away. One girl I think wants to meet soon, she's a nurse with dark brown hair who looks like the kinda glam/go clubbing type, and she lives in the town I grew up in which isn't too far away.

And a girl who looks like a skinny version of my ex messaged me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 05:01:59 PM
Welp. The single moms ended up ghosting. And it looks like I'm meeting up with an 18 year old this Saturday.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:jared :trumps
[close]

Might as well do this now while I'm still 26. It'll get weird-er once I reach my 30s.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 25, 2017, 05:16:10 PM
my dude....

You will not enjoy this

I thought this season we'd be working on dufus, where's that at
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 05:31:11 PM
I can't help it that young women want me and women my age & older want nothing to do with me. :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 25, 2017, 06:01:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 18, 2017, 10:29:25 PM
Was getting kinda tired of dealing with young adults who didn't have their shit together.

Quote from: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 05:01:59 PM
And it looks like I'm meeting up with an 18 year old this Saturday.  :doge


 :ohyou
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 25, 2017, 06:08:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 05:31:11 PM
I can't help it that young women want me and women my age & older want nothing to do with me. :fbm
Experience level is the attractor, not age :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 06:08:28 PM
 :dead  :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 06:58:17 PM
Is Tinder fairly popular over in Yurop, Ruzbeh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 07:07:28 PM
Oh dear... 

Well, good luck. :doge

edit: But really though, what are you going to do/use for dating?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 25, 2017, 07:16:19 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on January 25, 2017, 06:09:01 PM
PD needs to finish up the script, this Dufus subplot hasn't moved in a while. And the MTW X Stripper episode was pure filler. Just small references here and there.

And my plot hasn't even taken off the ground.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on January 25, 2017, 10:33:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 07:07:28 PM
Oh dear... 

Well, good luck. :doge

edit: But really though, what are you going to do/use for dating?

Maybe he could go outdoors and talk to people?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 25, 2017, 10:37:24 PM
Oh no, remember all dating is through online apps now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 10:39:55 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on January 25, 2017, 10:33:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 07:07:28 PM
Oh dear... 

Well, good luck. :doge

edit: But really though, what are you going to do/use for dating?

Maybe he could go outdoors and talk to people?
I thought Dufus had social anxiety/was a virtual hermit, tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on January 25, 2017, 10:42:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 10:39:55 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on January 25, 2017, 10:33:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 07:07:28 PM
Oh dear... 

Well, good luck. :doge

edit: But really though, what are you going to do/use for dating?

Maybe he could go outdoors and talk to people?
I thought Dufus had social anxiety/was a virtual hermit, tho.

Then he probably shouldn't bother in the first place.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 10:47:45 PM
Well, I did/still do to some degree and look at me. :trumps

(http://i.imgur.com/rPjxvFX.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/Comgr7Z.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 25, 2017, 10:50:01 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on January 25, 2017, 10:42:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 10:39:55 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on January 25, 2017, 10:33:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 07:07:28 PM
Oh dear... 

Well, good luck. :doge

edit: But really though, what are you going to do/use for dating?

Maybe he could go outdoors and talk to people?
I thought Dufus had social anxiety/was a virtual hermit, tho.

Then he probably shouldn't bother in the first place.

Eh, that doesn't stop folks from fucking. I have really bad anxiety (social and otherwise) and depression and still got laid. Nothing is stopping Dufus from getting it in outside of getting over that "crest" of putting in the effort.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on January 25, 2017, 10:50:55 PM
My point is that you have to take at least a few steps outside of your comfort zone if you want to have any sort of success.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 25, 2017, 11:57:03 PM
That's what I mean by getting over the "crest" of needed energy. :yeshrug
---

Guy I was interested in apparently was only in the area for the holidays or changed locations to avoid me (someone else? Dunno). I thought we were having a decent conversation. :yeshrug

Mobile dating apps! Straight up saying "no thanks, I'm not really interested" is dead and all that. *frustration*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 11:59:46 PM
Yeah, the 18 year old who I thought only lived 8 miles away from me ended up going back to her actual hometown this evening which is 55 miles away.

I guess she was just visiting my city for a little bit.  :doge

edit: Also, Huff. I might be heading up to Asheville this Saturday.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 26, 2017, 12:12:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 11:59:46 PM
Yeah, the 18 year old who I thought only lived 8 miles away from me ended up going back to her actual hometown this evening which is 55 miles away.

Glad it's not just gay mobile apps that have the "I'm only in town for the night" profiles, I guess. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 26, 2017, 03:12:42 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 25, 2017, 11:59:46 PM
Yeah, the 18 year old who I thought only lived 8 miles away from me ended up going back to her actual hometown this evening which is 55 miles away.

I guess she was just visiting my city for a little bit.  :doge



Something something young something adults something shit something something together.


Quote from: Jack Remington on January 26, 2017, 02:59:45 PM
Assuming things keep progressing, should I try to do anything with this girl on Valentine's Day? It's unlikely that we'd be an official couple (not trying to pull an Atra here), but we would have been seeing each other for about four weeks. It would almost be awkward not to do something, no? Would probably go casual rather than fancy given the time frame.

If you like her, go for it. Like a fancy-ish dinner in a nice place.

Life's too short to worry about "so I've been seeing that girl for 19 days and 14h, we've had six dates not counting the original meet-up, would a nice dinner + wine followed by a movie be appropriate or not?".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 26, 2017, 03:17:17 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 26, 2017, 02:59:45 PM
Assuming things keep progressing, should I try to do anything with this girl on Valentine's Day? It's unlikely that we'd be an official couple (not trying to pull an Atra here), but we would have been seeing each other for about four weeks. It would almost be awkward not to do something, no? Would probably go casual rather than fancy given the time frame.
Yes if you want to, no if you feel obligated to do it.

Boom. Problem solved. :win
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 26, 2017, 04:05:02 PM
Just lick her hair, they love that.

Maybe I'm thinking of cats, tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 26, 2017, 04:34:27 PM
Quote from: Dufus on January 26, 2017, 03:32:13 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 26, 2017, 12:02:42 AM
Date went super well. We made out in the car for a bit. We're hanging out again this weekend, and she was talking about future events like they were implied dates.

We're all gonna make it, brehs :rejoice

oh man this is something i haven't thought much about

im fast approaching my thirties and i've yet to kiss a girl...

if i get to that point, and i probably will, it's gonna be fucking weird when the girl in question will expect me to not be completely clueless when it comes to kissing

in the past i used to fret about this, but now i don't really worry about it that much

moving your lips and tongue around can't be that complicated, right? :doge
It's not. Just start out with your lips closed together (not too tight though) and just gradually open them more and more if you start making out.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 26, 2017, 05:40:54 PM
Just be sure to keep your momentum going with the dating. You'll want to give up/take a break when shit isn't going your way but it's best to keep trudging along no matter what.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 27, 2017, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on January 26, 2017, 06:35:48 PM
Looks like the third date is going to be an art museum on Sunday. Should be fun. I think I impressed her a bit last night when I commented that a painting on the wall had good use of chiaroscuro.
Ooh, she's easily impressed! That's makes things much easier.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 27, 2017, 09:54:51 PM
Brehs, Ive got a tale of awkwardness and dumb shit I did beyond belief.

Was crushing on a girl from work, we talk a lot, have great chemistry. Told her I liked her a fuck ton, she didnt feel the same. Shes incredbly neurotic, borderline crazy, I have suspicions she loves the attention I give her and not much else.

Shit was really awkward but things went back to normal quickly. Being so into her and feeling used made me do next level stupid shit.

Saw one of my manager's on okcupid, liked her page and messaged her. Was high off my gord on weed at the time, thought a high match % meant something.

Shit does not mean anything I found out. The awkwardness from attempt 1 was squashed. Awkwardness from #2 is monumental. I didnt shit where I ate, Im almost shitting myself to death.

 :snoop :noah :brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 27, 2017, 09:56:53 PM
Time to look for a new life. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 27, 2017, 10:25:59 PM
Surprised response with a hello.

Said I had fun going through questions and seeing our answers.

Said the situation itself was funny but she is a cool person in general.

No written response from her, response at work is basically both of us trying to flee on site.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on January 27, 2017, 10:41:51 PM
Poor girl.  :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 28, 2017, 09:31:10 AM
Going out with a nurse with curly dark brown hair next Friday. She looks like the clubby type, all glam pics of her in fancy hotel lobbies in Vegas. I think we're gonna go to some new Caribbean restaurant that opened up in Patchogue, she's a fellow foodie.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 28, 2017, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: tiesto on January 28, 2017, 09:31:10 AM
Going out with a nurse with curly dark brown hair next Friday. She looks like the clubby type, all glam pics of her in fancy hotel lobbies in Vegas. I think we're gonna go to some new Caribbean restaurant that opened up in Patchogue, she's a fellow foodie.

Ask her what her hourly rate is :hyper
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2017, 11:50:38 AM
Seems like the best advice is don't go after people you work with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 28, 2017, 08:35:39 PM
A chubby+ but cute girl I used to bang in college has recently got back in contact with me. And looks to have lost a decent bit of weight by her snaps

I'm liking this development
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 29, 2017, 02:54:15 AM
Quote from: mormapope on January 27, 2017, 09:54:51 PM
Brehs, Ive got a tale of awkwardness and dumb shit I did beyond belief.

Was crushing on a girl from work, we talk a lot, have great chemistry. Told her I liked her a fuck ton, she didnt feel the same. Shes incredbly neurotic, borderline crazy, I have suspicions she loves the attention I give her and not much else.

Shit was really awkward but things went back to normal quickly. Being so into her and feeling used made me do next level stupid shit.

Saw one of my manager's on okcupid, liked her page and messaged her. Was high off my gord on weed at the time, thought a high match % meant something.

Shit does not mean anything I found out. The awkwardness from attempt 1 was squashed. Awkwardness from #2 is monumental. I didnt shit where I ate, Im almost shitting myself to death.

 :snoop :noah :brazilcry


No problem.


Find a crime, witness it, and then look into this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witness_protection


That, or wait for 2019, when A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU IN THE OFF-WORLD COLONIES.


You got this, breh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 29, 2017, 03:19:48 AM
My tolerance for awkwardness has skyrocketed at the very least.  :lol

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 29, 2017, 07:46:15 AM
I feel like mine did too just reading that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 29, 2017, 01:29:48 PM
Quote from: mormapope on January 29, 2017, 03:19:48 AM
My tolerance for awkwardness has skyrocketed at the very least.  :lol

Soon you may give your last fuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 29, 2017, 02:07:35 PM
Quote from: mormapope on January 27, 2017, 09:54:51 PM
Brehs, Ive got a tale of awkwardness and dumb shit I did beyond belief.

Was crushing on a girl from work, we talk a lot, have great chemistry. Told her I liked her a fuck ton, she didnt feel the same. Shes incredbly neurotic, borderline crazy, I have suspicions she loves the attention I give her and not much else.

Shit was really awkward but things went back to normal quickly. Being so into her and feeling used made me do next level stupid shit.

Saw one of my manager's on okcupid, liked her page and messaged her. Was high off my gord on weed at the time, thought a high match % meant something.

Shit does not mean anything I found out. The awkwardness from attempt 1 was squashed. Awkwardness from #2 is monumental. I didnt shit where I ate, Im almost shitting myself to death.

 :snoop :noah :brazilcry

 :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 30, 2017, 09:59:53 AM
Latina cosplay chick who likes FF, KH, Pokemon, and Smash messaged me on Match. Interesting...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 30, 2017, 10:25:56 AM
Quote from: Dufus on January 30, 2017, 10:02:44 AM
cosplay chicks always come across as wanting lots of attention :donot
Yeeeeeeep.  :doge

I'm facebook friends with a handful and I had to unfollow them because I got annoyed seeing the same "re-imagined" Sailor Moon costumes or what-have-you.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2017, 01:30:56 PM
I'll give them some attention.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 30, 2017, 06:43:50 PM
Street fighter cosplay  :drool

Tons of bonus points for women that make their own outfits, shows they have fun with the hobby. Paid cosplayers that get shit made for them is a lot less cute.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 30, 2017, 07:51:13 PM
Nope.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 30, 2017, 10:44:53 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on January 30, 2017, 08:32:09 PM
Fucking a PAWG dressed as Cammy :lawd
It sounds awesome in theory, but in practice? The thong is a little uncomfortable and the beret kept falling off my head.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 01, 2017, 11:29:45 PM
I can't imaging having the self esteem to be turned off by someone (who is hot) standing me up.  Must feel good.   
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 01, 2017, 11:33:39 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on February 01, 2017, 11:11:29 PM
So we're supposed to be going out this weekend, but I'm probably just going to call the whole thing off. Possibly. It'll be a game time decision, I guess. She's hot, and we do get on really well when we're actually hanging out, but I'm really turned off right now.

Tell her flat out: If she reschedules this time, it's over. So she needs to make damn sure she is free that day. If not, she needs to give you a day she is and if she reschedules that day, it's over.

Women have a tendency to do this, I've found out through non-relationships. You have to repeatedly tell them "no, really make sure you're free."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on February 02, 2017, 12:01:59 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on February 01, 2017, 11:33:39 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on February 01, 2017, 11:11:29 PM
So we're supposed to be going out this weekend, but I'm probably just going to call the whole thing off. Possibly. It'll be a game time decision, I guess. She's hot, and we do get on really well when we're actually hanging out, but I'm really turned off right now.

Tell her flat out: If she reschedules this time, it's over. So she needs to make damn sure she is free that day. If not, she needs to give you a day she is and if she reschedules that day, it's over.

Women have a tendency to do this, I've found out through non-relationships. You have to repeatedly tell them "no, really make sure you're free."

No ultimatums imo. That's never gonna be a good look for you. Just nut up and ask her where she stands. She's either interested or she's not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 02, 2017, 12:23:08 AM
Not necessarily an ultimatum, but a "look, you've rescheduled 3 times now. Either you want to see me or you don't and if you do and then reschedule, I'm done waiting around. It's not worth my while."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 02, 2017, 08:33:37 AM
If she's interested, she'd make time.  Since she isn't, it's pretty clear where you stand.  If you feel like being someone's Plan C or D or whatever, then keep doing what you're doing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2017, 09:38:55 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on February 01, 2017, 11:33:39 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on February 01, 2017, 11:11:29 PM
So we're supposed to be going out this weekend, but I'm probably just going to call the whole thing off. Possibly. It'll be a game time decision, I guess. She's hot, and we do get on really well when we're actually hanging out, but I'm really turned off right now.

Tell her flat out: If she reschedules this time, it's over. So she needs to make damn sure she is free that day. If not, she needs to give you a day she is and if she reschedules that day, it's over.

Women have a tendency to do this, I've found out through non-relationships. You have to repeatedly tell them "no, really make sure you're free."

No, don't do this. The ball is in your court, don't pass it back to her and allow her to end things. Cancel and never respond to her again. The end.

She's not interested and has way more options than you. Stop being desperate because she's hot. There are other waves to catch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on February 02, 2017, 12:42:00 PM
I don't see the point in officially ending it after a few dates, it's just a waste of energy. I say if a girl likes you, she'll notice immediately if you respond less quickly and show less enthusiasm for communication. At which point she would understand that you're skeptical until she becomes more reliable.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 02, 2017, 03:56:03 PM
Ruzbeh. Any updates?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on February 02, 2017, 04:07:49 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 02, 2017, 03:56:03 PM
Ruzbeh. Any updates?  :doge

Here's a recap of what's happened so far:




Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 02, 2017, 04:28:35 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on February 02, 2017, 04:07:49 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 02, 2017, 03:56:03 PM
Ruzbeh. Any updates?  :doge

Here's a recap of what's happened so far:
And meanwhile on other Ruzbeh fronts:
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2017, 04:58:52 PM
Women are like ISIS. You can't give away your plan or details without tipping them off.
 :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Syph on February 02, 2017, 05:54:53 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2017, 04:58:52 PM
Women are like ISIS. You can't give away your plan or details without tipping them off.
 :trumps
And also like ISIS, you should never give them an ultimatum, because it will most likely blow up in your face.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 02, 2017, 06:00:08 PM
All I will say is that I may refrain from giving him any likes in 2018 if he fails to de-wizard himself in 2017. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 02, 2017, 06:41:38 PM
Just trying to light a fire under his butt, that's all.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 02, 2017, 06:46:54 PM
I will go back and unlike every post
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 02, 2017, 06:51:08 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on February 01, 2017, 11:11:29 PM
I think I'm over this girl. She remembered she had made plans for tomorrow with an old friend, and that would be fine, except this is like the third time she's rescheduled or canceled something. Now normally I would see this as a very clear sign of a lack of interest, except that she keeps wanting to actually reschedule. If she's not interested, she's showing that in the most annoying way humanly possible, and if she is interested... well she's also being pretty annoying.

So we're supposed to be going out this weekend, but I'm probably just going to call the whole thing off. Possibly. It'll be a game time decision, I guess. She's hot, and we do get on really well when we're actually hanging out, but I'm really turned off right now.


She's probably just a flake. If she's hot, it has been tolerated by previous dates.


Grown up flakes stay flakey. They don't change. It's part of their thing: "That's just how I am!" -- Absolving them from responsibility for their own choices.


If you can tolerate that, good on you. I can't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Vertigo on February 02, 2017, 07:18:39 PM
yeah no room for flakes.

Especially if she's a multiple rescheduler. Cease communication if she does this again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 02, 2017, 08:59:24 PM
With flakes I take the whole "I'm going to go and do x, if you happen to be there when I'm doing that I'm cool. If you're not. I'm cool too."
It's a win/win.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on February 02, 2017, 10:29:25 PM
I'm going to be thrusting at the side of my bed tonight. If your vagina happens to be there, that's cool.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on February 02, 2017, 11:40:41 PM
So I got laid...

...off today.

That means dating will probably be on hold as I try to find a new job. I'm still employed for 2 months and have 3 months severance.

BUT, the last time I was in a position like this, I put dating on hold till I 'got settled in at a new job', and met my last girlfriend when not even looking/prepared for a relationship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on February 03, 2017, 09:37:08 PM
My ex is ruining her life :rejoice

Two of her rent checks bounced, she's dating a motherfucking Creed stan, she's out of work and not in school, has a stack of summons for unpaid parking tickets, and is going to be sued by her roommates after moving out despite signing a lease that ends in August.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Syph on February 03, 2017, 10:19:43 PM
ride those waves brehs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on February 04, 2017, 12:47:10 AM
I don't think I have an exes whose misfortune would bring me any satisfaction. Maybe that's because I've usually been the one more deserving of misfortune by the end. But I've definitely given them plenty of great material to work with! I'm an idiot. 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 05, 2017, 06:58:50 PM
So yeah, the main thing keeping me from being interested in dating again was Match.com.  I tried loading up OKC again and I actually had one of my old profiles still up and just turn off and wow, right off the bat, way more interesting people on OKC in my area.  I went almost two months on Match and didn't message a single person, in like 2 hours of OKC I've messaged a couple of people.  I think part of it is that Match profiles have very little information, so it's just like "hi, divorced with kids, I like to hike.  the end" whereas OKC people's personalities tend to come out in their profile even if it's like fb style "make yourself look really cool" exaggeration (myself guilty of this as well).

But maybe I'll get back into dating.  Lotta interesting people in their 30s on OKC in my area at first glance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 05, 2017, 07:02:33 PM
Bebs, you complain that your work takes too much time, and Internet dating doesn't seem to be something you're excited about; why not take on both problems? Maybe make time to pursue a different extracurricular hobby? You might find somebody interested in something similar 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 05, 2017, 07:32:22 PM
Well, I do go to meetup social stuff every week or two.  But I'm not a big fan of mixing dating.  It's sorta like dating a co-worker where it can cause tons of drama and since I've been through that before I'm kinda ok not doing that again.  The social stuff is more to hang with people and do some interesting things I otherwise wouldn't.

As for like a regular hobby like a weekly Yoga group, or hiking group, or bowling group, etc......haven't found one I like yet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 05, 2017, 08:04:29 PM
Glad to hear you're trying lots of things!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 06, 2017, 08:05:29 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on February 06, 2017, 07:57:39 PM
I guess I still haven't seen a man eat his own head either, so there's that.


PM sent
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 06, 2017, 08:47:46 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on February 06, 2017, 07:57:39 PM
Well, I was wrong about everything. Thought I'd seen it all in my 33 years, but apparently I hadn't. I guess I still haven't seen a man eat his own head either, so there's that.

Gonna try out Tinder at some point I guess.


Do we get deets, or what?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2017, 12:11:32 AM
Eight men and a clown.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 07, 2017, 09:21:56 AM
Note to self: NOT WHATEVER INFELICITOUS DANDY THINKS HAPPENED.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on February 07, 2017, 09:27:37 AM
Is she married and her husband wants to be cucked

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 07, 2017, 09:41:03 AM
She had a penis?  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
and it was bigger than yours?  :doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on February 07, 2017, 10:23:33 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on February 06, 2017, 11:40:21 PM
No need. Whatever you imagine is probably what happened.
:jared ??
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on February 07, 2017, 11:10:03 AM
Is she your sister from one of your dads many affairs

And did you bang her anyway
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2017, 11:44:50 AM
Quote from: Huff on February 07, 2017, 11:10:03 AM
Is she your sister from one of your dads many affairs

And did you bang her anyway
Now this would be incredible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 07, 2017, 01:51:22 PM
You played Scrabble while drinking RC cola?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on February 07, 2017, 07:46:20 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 07, 2017, 01:51:22 PM
You played Scrabble while drinking RC cola?

On my first date with my current girlfriend we played Scrabble, but with IPA, which is several orders worse than RC.

She later owned me on a gift giving occasion by giving me a framed recreation of my opening play (which was bizarre and not particularly lucrative from a points perspective) and her response, which was about as weird and middling from a points perspective.

This is a very "me" story.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 07, 2017, 08:17:50 PM
Man, I'd be screwed if that were me. I play scrabble with the strategy that if everyone else loses I win.

"Puppy, you're putting 'so' on a double word score? WTF?"
"If I go there you can't"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 07, 2017, 08:19:33 PM
Quote from: Kara on February 07, 2017, 07:46:20 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 07, 2017, 01:51:22 PM
You played Scrabble while drinking RC cola?

On my first date with my current girlfriend we played Scrabble, but with IPA, which is several orders worse than RC.

She later owned me on a gift giving occasion by giving me a framed recreation of my opening play (which was bizarre and not particularly lucrative from a points perspective) and her response, which was about as weird and middling from a points perspective.

This is a very "me" story.


There's an International Phonetic Alphabet version of SCRABBLE?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2017, 08:30:30 PM
Quote from: Kara on February 07, 2017, 07:46:20 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 07, 2017, 01:51:22 PM
You played Scrabble while drinking RC cola?

On my first date with my current girlfriend we played Scrabble, but with IPA, which is several orders worse than RC.

She later owned me on a gift giving occasion by giving me a framed recreation of my opening play (which was bizarre and not particularly lucrative from a points perspective) and her response, which was about as weird and middling from a points perspective.

This is a very "me" story.

so i guess it wasn't

v
a
r
i
e
n
c
efficiency

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on February 07, 2017, 10:30:23 PM
I'm drunk and dying to know if jack fucked his sister or not
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on February 07, 2017, 10:53:32 PM
Postscript: On our anniversary, the place I picked for dinner served the IPA from our first date (local microbrewery) and I ordered it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on February 07, 2017, 11:32:51 PM
Quote from: Kara on February 07, 2017, 10:53:32 PM
Postscript: On our anniversary, the place I picked for dinner served the IPA from our first date (local microbrewery) and I ordered it.

Such a romantic  :omg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 08, 2017, 12:15:18 AM
Quote from: Kara on February 07, 2017, 10:53:32 PM
Postscript: On our anniversary, the place I picked for dinner served the IPA from our first date (local microbrewery) and I ordered it.
Drinking IPA for someone? This might be the closest Kara's come to love.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 09, 2017, 06:04:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/4nwwGST.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on February 09, 2017, 06:57:01 PM
a real bro could have turned that into a lay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on February 09, 2017, 08:33:38 PM
long term investment bae :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on February 10, 2017, 12:19:38 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 08, 2017, 12:15:18 AM
Quote from: Kara on February 07, 2017, 10:53:32 PM
Postscript: On our anniversary, the place I picked for dinner served the IPA from our first date (local microbrewery) and I ordered it.
Drinking IPA for someone? This might be the closest Kara's come to love.

Them's fightin' words. :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 10, 2017, 02:06:49 AM
Quote from: Kara on February 07, 2017, 07:46:20 PM
She later owned me on a gift giving occasion by giving me a framed recreation of my opening play (which was bizarre and not particularly lucrative from a points perspective) and her response, which was about as weird and middling from a points perspective.

This is a very "me" story.

Now I have to know what the word was.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 10, 2017, 09:32:48 AM
As i get older, things like women playing Scrabble, mowing the lawn or doing taxes is what gets me hot and bothered.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 13, 2017, 11:47:48 AM
Was supposed to fly out to Boston yesterday and was going to be there til Wednesday. Then a blizzard came along and cancelled my flight. Now I'm home territory again, which is nice. But I didn't make any valentine's day plans because I was going to be in freaking Boston. Now I gotta come up with some plans quick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2017, 04:20:51 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on February 13, 2017, 04:12:41 PM
Do these girls really manage to make money off this business model? My roommate got hit up by a cam girl/prostitute a couple nights ago. She didn't make it so obvious in her profile, but he figured it out after a couple messages.

Just seems weird. People on tinder aren't looking to pay for a cam session, I don't think.

Of course. If she's on tinder she's also on other sites where that type of service is easier to sell. And that's assuming she's even a real person.

I'd expect even more of this stuff after March 10th, when Backpage will presumably be shut down for good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 13, 2017, 06:09:09 PM
I recently broke up with this cross eyed girl I'd been going with because she was seeing someone else on the side

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Stealing redit jokes.  I have no shame.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on February 13, 2017, 07:09:43 PM
now that we are done creating life my wife wants to enhance her chest area.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: eleuin on February 13, 2017, 07:41:36 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2017, 04:20:51 PM
I'd expect even more of this stuff after March 10th, when Backpage will presumably be shut down for good.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/eVlRh4V3x30Ws/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on February 13, 2017, 08:46:19 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on February 13, 2017, 07:09:43 PM
now that we are done creating life my wife wants to enhance her chest area.  :doge
Did said life not enhance it enough?  :lucas
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 13, 2017, 09:24:54 PM
Quote from: Rufus on February 13, 2017, 08:46:19 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on February 13, 2017, 07:09:43 PM
now that we are done creating life my wife wants to enhance her chest area.  :doge
Did said life not enhance it enough?  :lucas
The chestral area returns to normal size after breastfeeding era passes. Sometimes smaller than before.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 13, 2017, 09:26:13 PM
I picture this as MTW's response to the ex that ruined his trip to Yurop:
(http://i.imgur.com/rTUZ5k0.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on February 13, 2017, 11:06:47 PM
Quote from: chronovore on February 13, 2017, 09:24:54 PM
Quote from: Rufus on February 13, 2017, 08:46:19 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on February 13, 2017, 07:09:43 PM
now that we are done creating life my wife wants to enhance her chest area.  :doge
Did said life not enhance it enough?  :lucas
The chestral area returns to normal size after breastfeeding era passes. Sometimes smaller than before.
Unless you already had huge boobs before, it feels extra small after weaning because you got used to having huge milk bags.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2017, 09:10:39 AM
Quote from: butt on February 13, 2017, 11:06:47 PM
Quote from: chronovore on February 13, 2017, 09:24:54 PM
Quote from: Rufus on February 13, 2017, 08:46:19 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on February 13, 2017, 07:09:43 PM
now that we are done creating life my wife wants to enhance her chest area.  :doge
Did said life not enhance it enough?  :lucas
The chestral area returns to normal size after breastfeeding era passes. Sometimes smaller than before.
Unless you already had huge boobs before, it feels extra small after weaning because you got used to having huge milk bags.
I'm fascinated by these huge milk bags you're talking about.  Do go on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on February 14, 2017, 05:01:07 PM
When ur girl rides u and you get a little splash in ur face  :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on February 14, 2017, 06:42:23 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on February 14, 2017, 05:01:07 PM
When ur girl rides u and you get a little splash in ur face  :noah

Yeah threesomes are fun, I guess. I usually opt for another girl though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2017, 06:43:59 PM
(http://www.iywib.com/splash_mountain1.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 14, 2017, 06:44:35 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6LtsBVQ.jpg)
Quote from: zomgee on February 14, 2017, 06:42:23 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on February 14, 2017, 05:01:07 PM
When ur girl rides u and you get a little splash in ur face  :noah

Yeah threesomes are fun, I guess. I usually opt for another girl though.
:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 14, 2017, 07:53:46 PM
So Dufus... get yer dick wet yet?  :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on February 14, 2017, 08:13:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2017, 04:20:51 PM
I'd expect even more of this stuff after March 10th, when Backpage will presumably be shut down for good.
:(

I never used it (unfortunately), but I browsed it pretty often for a while.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on February 14, 2017, 08:56:44 PM
Quote from: zomgee on February 14, 2017, 06:42:23 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on February 14, 2017, 05:01:07 PM
When ur girl rides u and you get a little splash in ur face  :noah

Yeah threesomes are fun, I guess. I usually opt for another girl though.
splash is splash :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2017, 09:01:41 PM
Only in 2016. 

Bad splash has been banned in 2017 by executive order 67 but we'll see what fifth court has to say. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on February 14, 2017, 09:13:38 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 14, 2017, 07:53:46 PM
So Dufus... get yer dick wet yet?  :hitler

Trying to feel better about another lonely V-day?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 14, 2017, 09:17:00 PM
Nah. TBH, I like being single. Get to spend all my free-time and money on ME.   :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2017, 09:20:19 PM
Ya I like it too


* takes bite of cheese cake
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on February 17, 2017, 10:25:24 PM
My semi-longtermish FWB is pretty mad at me for not visiting last weekend for valentines day\

Im guessing I will be replaced soon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 17, 2017, 10:50:33 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2017, 04:20:51 PM
I'd expect even more of this stuff after March 10th, when Backpage will presumably be shut down for good.


Fuck, that reminds me: I need to get a male prostitute off that just to check it off the "sites that are used for sex" list. :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 19, 2017, 05:23:06 AM
Well the Rahxephon91 is drunk again and in my drunkenness I made myself a giant asshole douche. Got jealous and was ready to fight a dude over a girl tonight
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 19, 2017, 05:28:29 AM
With my dumb brain I might as well be, but hey I'm ready to throw firsts over a woman.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on February 19, 2017, 08:30:40 AM
Are you dating this girl? No? Then you shouldn't be fighting over her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 19, 2017, 09:04:38 AM
At this point I'm just going to start looking into buying a wife. Society is too hard for me.

But I learned a good lesson tonight! I am always right and never believe others hype
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 19, 2017, 11:29:18 AM
Nice vaguebooking, loser.

BTW, there's no guarantee that a mail order waifu won't just leave you once there's no chance that she will get deported.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 19, 2017, 12:00:42 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on February 19, 2017, 11:29:18 AM
Nice vaguebooking, loser.
I had to look up this term.

Not loser though.
Quote
BTW, there's no guarantee that a mail order waifu won't just leave you once there's no chance that she will get deported.
One of the old guys at work has one actually and well if he can manage...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 19, 2017, 01:47:16 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on February 19, 2017, 11:29:18 AM
Nice vaguebooking, loser.
I had to look up this term.

Not loser though. No I'm familiar with that word.

But nothing really exciting, just another of my failures.

I've mentioed this girl here before, my mexican friend that I work with and I can't seem to just get over her. We have really good chemistry and I'm not even the only person who thinks this. My friends(both male and female) think this, my bossess think this, people tell me something could be there. I even pick up on body language sometimes, or at least pick up something. I mean I could be wrong, but I don't think it should be that hard to tell with people.

Either way it was her birthday and she had made plans for everyone to go out. She constantly told others to make sure I was going, told my guy friends I had to go. Stuff like that I guess I can't help to read into. Got mad when I said I did'nt want to go and I did'nt because I knew what would happen.

Well my friends convinced me to go and well we did. We got there, she wasn't really all that excited to see me(yeah I know this reads as selfish) and basicly
just was with her group, occiasonaly coming over to my group. I Just decided to get drunk, because I wanted to have some friends and there was another guy in her group(not friends with her, but friends with her female friend) who from a previous story I know was all about her and while she was over with us for a bit he came over and I just decided to step in front of him and talk to her. I mean I was so drunk, I don't even know if it was a big deal or anything. My guy took me away for a sec and when I came back the dude was gone and well I just drank more beer, danced, and did whatever. I saw her talking to some other dude who was talking to her and her friend. My friend said she was curving him, I don't know at that point I didnt care and we decided to leave. She called later(probably wondering where we went), but my friends took my cellphone away so..

I don't know, I just want to be over this girl. Shes cool, I can talk to her, but it's obvious she's just stringing me along and it's obvious I can't be actual platonic friends with her.  I'm just tired of being a loser y'know. I would just like to "win" once. (yes I know that sounds bad).

But of course what I'll take away from this is that my negative opinions were right, this whole thing was a waste of time, and when I belive a girl is'nt intersted I'm probably right and they never are so why even waste my time?

Yes, I know the advice here is always be trying and maybe one day I'll get that, because it's a numbers game. Well I don't know hopefully I'll meet some cool chicks sometime, at 26 this is getting real pathetic.

But man I've never felt so manly before. I was ready to throw down and I was like I know I can take this douche looking guy. Stupid manly, but it was nice to feel some sort of male bravado for once.
Quote
BTW, there's no guarantee that a mail order waifu won't just leave you once there's no chance that she will get deported.
One of the old guys at work has one actually. His parents bought her for him. They have two children and well he's managed to keep a hold on her. It certainly is'nt the job, Target Mobile can't pay that much.
But I also really don't want an Asian wife.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 19, 2017, 04:43:34 PM
I didn't think I was being negative. Oh well
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 19, 2017, 05:58:38 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 19, 2017, 01:47:16 PM
I don't know, I just want to be over this girl. Shes cool, I can talk to her, but it's obvious she's just stringing me along and it's obvious I can't be actual platonic friends with her.

Then be over her. Don't go to any future parties, don't talk to her, try to pretty much ignore her. Either she'll get the hint, or ask you what is going on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on February 19, 2017, 06:29:56 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 19, 2017, 01:47:16 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on February 19, 2017, 11:29:18 AM
Nice vaguebooking, loser.
(http://i.imgur.com/ibxIXIh.gif)

You're starting shit or at least willing to (not clear on account of unreliable narrator) b/c you're misreading things, pitying yourself feeling entitled and jealous of someone who has the gumption you lack. Rather than sulk about it w/ these thoughts safely relegated to the confines of your delusional mind, this time it's worse because you got some liquid courage in ya. This chick owes you nothing. You haven't established anything yet and maybe there's some potential there, but you'd have to actually ask her out to see. Instead you chose to be butthurt on her bday. And in your mind, the other guy is the douche of this story.

Calling that display "manly" (http://i.imgur.com/z2iqzml.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/BNCLx4b.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 19, 2017, 06:56:32 PM
Oh I didn't mean it that way. No one owes me anything obviously. I just said that as an example of that I'm not making anything up. I'm not being delusional.

Anyway I told her I don't want to talk to her anymore so it's a moot point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 19, 2017, 08:42:57 PM
Have you ever asked her out?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 19, 2017, 09:20:03 PM
Of course not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 19, 2017, 09:37:04 PM
That just makes all this passive aggressive bullshit even weaker then.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 20, 2017, 12:52:28 AM
Ok false alarm. I think I'm in an ok position.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 20, 2017, 11:42:44 PM
:preach :preach :preach

Things may be going my way. Kaffir knows what I'm talking about. :doge :supergay

That's only if things turn out well in the end. Counting my chickens before they hatch, surely, but fuck it: I'm so very fucking happy for the first time in a long time because of it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on February 21, 2017, 02:55:24 AM
You could use some breaks, TIMU. Rock on. :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 21, 2017, 05:19:15 AM
Oh, I know, sis. :lol It's nice to at least know my gay-dar isn't completely busted (though they say they're "straight" [air-quote emphasis, mine]) but after a lot of "haggling"/discussion they're like "Yeah, okay, I'm not 100% straight since I'm still talking to you." They make me feel very fuzzy inside. Which is something I haven't felt in a long time. So even if it isn't a relationship and just a friendship, I kinda need that. :-[


Edit: Annnnnd, confirmed bisexual. :preach :rejoice *touchdown safety-dance*

(http://i.imgur.com/mG2H6mi.gif)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8lf9VMBlJY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 21, 2017, 11:16:04 AM
Thanks for giving me a chance man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 21, 2017, 11:20:58 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :-*

I love you too, boo.  :-* But really, I caught feels earlier this week, went "screw it, I need to tell this guy/rip the band-aid off so I can kill it because I'm like 80% sure he's straight" and well one thing led to another and here we are. It's pretty much in a "yeah, we'll see" mode right now. But I'm pretty happy with that. I was willing to travel to see him anyway even if he turned me down. :yeshrug We're still planning on that, but hotels in the area are probably madddd expensive and since he lives one town over and doesn't want to hang out there, I dunno if I should get a hotel there (for slightly cheaper?) and take a train/subway with him into the city.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on February 21, 2017, 01:01:38 PM
Please be careful out there. 😕
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 21, 2017, 04:26:06 PM
Oh, I know. I don't think he's a serial killer. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 21, 2017, 06:26:15 PM
Thanks, dude. I hope you find someone that looks at you the way you look at Hillary. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 21, 2017, 07:24:41 PM
Bore in the post-Hillary world.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on February 22, 2017, 03:15:33 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on February 21, 2017, 11:20:58 AM
I caught feels earlier this week, went "screw it, I need to tell this guy/rip the band-aid off so I can kill it because I'm like 80% sure he's straight" and well one thing led to another and here we are.

What the fuck??? You can ask someone out IRL without instantly combusting into a pile of ash???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 22, 2017, 06:40:47 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on February 22, 2017, 03:15:33 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on February 21, 2017, 11:20:58 AM
I caught feels earlier this week, went "screw it, I need to tell this guy/rip the band-aid off so I can kill it because I'm like 80% sure he's straight" and well one thing led to another and here we are.

What the fuck??? You can ask someone out IRL without instantly combusting into a pile of ash???

I know, crazy right? I double-think myself a lot along with other issues. I probably wouldn't have even told him my infatuation/intention of dating him if I wasn't already frustrated with my life* and like "screw it, it's not like I'll ever meet him if he says 'no, fuck off, cigarillo' like the last one." But it's not like I instantly saw this guy and wanted to bone. We've been talking/doing things (minds out of gutter children, please) for around like 5-6 months, so I'm pretty comfortable around him.

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*But I mean, who isn't frustrated with their life in some way?
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Alright, back to your regularly scheduled Rah trying to get a girl. I was just super excited (still am, dumb grin hasn't gone away) about things going my way for once.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 22, 2017, 09:57:32 AM
Remember how I said "back to Rah's whining?"  :ahnuld2 I lied.

Quote from: Me
Quote from: Someone else I know
No, straight men do not use adorable, ever.
<---Thank you! That's what I said to someone that went "uh, I do" and I'm like "dude, no. In my experience only queer-y men use it with other men."

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/9b954d23c3a4b8bcee4b115f6948f223/tumblr_inline_nskq0aaikw1swehz0_500.gif)

Me: 2. Kaffir: 0.
---

Okay, but seriously. Back to straight men complaining about women now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 22, 2017, 12:42:51 PM
I mean I'd also just like to have things go my way once too username.

But they don't and I don't think they ever will and I've missed the boat on a lot of things.

So hopefully I can find other things to do. I wonder what asexual people do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 22, 2017, 12:49:41 PM
I know a girl who is asexual. She's a giant weeaboo who cosplays. :doge

Which is a shame because she's very attractive. :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 22, 2017, 01:11:41 PM
1. Last year on "National Coming Out Day" she posted the asexual flag (yes there's a flag  :doge) and said she was.  :doge

2. I (and some of my guy friends) tried hitting on her in the past and got nothing in return.  :doge

3. She has been single since 2013.

You could say she's lying and getting dicked down at anime conventions but... I don't think that's the case.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on February 22, 2017, 02:43:42 PM
Sigh, was gonna go out with someone tonight but she flaked, says she has strep. But wants to go out Saturday.

Luckily I have no life so I can do that... really don't have much going on in terms of dating. Was talking to one girl who seemed extremely promising - a pale redhead with a pixie cut that was a school nurse. Who liked oldskool NES and lived in Australia for a little while. But then she emails me the other day and says she just quit her job and is moving to Ireland to work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 22, 2017, 03:06:42 PM
Chatting with a chubby redhead on tinder right now.

Will report back if things develop further.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 22, 2017, 05:57:24 PM
How's your love life going, Mr. Dufus?  :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 22, 2017, 06:09:51 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 22, 2017, 06:06:53 PM
This is like the third time this month you're asking me that.

Just want to make sure you get an early start before it's too late. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 22, 2017, 06:12:17 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 22, 2017, 12:49:41 PM
I know a girl who is asexual. She's a giant weeaboo who cosplays. :doge

Which is a shame because she's very attractive. :fbm
Probably easier for a woman to do that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 22, 2017, 07:48:31 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 22, 2017, 05:38:50 PM
Rihanna is pretty hot

Prettaaaaay prettaaaaaaay prettaaaaaaaaaay prettay prettay hot

For once, you and I agree on something.
:larrydavid
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 22, 2017, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 22, 2017, 06:12:17 PM
Probably easier for a woman to do that.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol If you think women (or men) choose to be A.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 22, 2017, 09:04:22 PM
Technically Asexual ≠ Incel or Volcel

For example, I was a volcel when I was super religious and an incel after I lost my faith but I still had a sex drive and wanted to fuck women.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 22, 2017, 09:11:08 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on February 22, 2017, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 22, 2017, 06:12:17 PM
Probably easier for a woman to do that.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol If you think women (or men) choose to be A.
I don't believe I said that, but I'm not sure why that's wrong. I'm sure plenty of people have no interest in sex or simply chose to be celibate for many reasons, not only negative.

And then there's just some like me who don't have what it takes and so yeah gonna have to find other things to do with my life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 23, 2017, 01:06:08 PM
What you're not understanding is there's a difference between not having a sex drive and not being able or willing to get your sex drive fulfilled
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 23, 2017, 04:28:20 PM
Yeah I understand. Yeah I'm not asexual. If anything I have a pretty high sex drive and it's driving me mad not to use it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 23, 2017, 07:08:11 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 22, 2017, 03:06:42 PM
Chatting with a chubby redhead on tinder right now.

Will report back if things develop further.
We're still chatting back and forth. Asked her if she would be available to meet up for dinner this weekend but she's directing a show of some sort tonight and the rest of this weekend.

Hopefully sometime next week we can meet up and I can get a front row seat to see her large, porcelain white breasts.  :drool

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 23, 2017, 08:49:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 23, 2017, 07:08:11 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 22, 2017, 03:06:42 PM
Chatting with a chubby redhead on tinder right now.

Will report back if things develop further.
We're still chatting back and forth. Asked her if she would be available to meet up for dinner this weekend but she's directing a show of some sort tonight and the rest of this weekend.

Hopefully sometime next week we can meet up and I can get a front row seat to see her large, porcelain white breasts.  :drool

Why don't you go to to her show? Unless it's like the Vagina Monologues, it'd be neat?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 23, 2017, 08:56:29 PM
I'll see what I can do. I probably haven't built enough trust with her yet. We've only exchanged 8 messages so far but she seems fairly receptive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 23, 2017, 09:13:19 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on February 23, 2017, 08:49:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 23, 2017, 07:08:11 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 22, 2017, 03:06:42 PM
Chatting with a chubby redhead on tinder right now.

Will report back if things develop further.
We're still chatting back and forth. Asked her if she would be available to meet up for dinner this weekend but she's directing a show of some sort tonight and the rest of this weekend.

Hopefully sometime next week we can meet up and I can get a front row seat to see her large, porcelain white breasts.  :drool

Why don't you go to to her show? Unless it's like the Vagina Monologues, it'd be neat?

A Tinder first date at her show? Seems like a bit much.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 23, 2017, 09:42:07 PM
Just don't update the ole Facebook after.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 23, 2017, 09:42:39 PM
Do it before.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on February 23, 2017, 09:44:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 23, 2017, 07:08:11 PM
her large, porcelain white breasts

Now this distinguished mentally-challenged fellow loves chubby girls now that the secret's out

/r/bbwgonewild
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 23, 2017, 09:52:54 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 23, 2017, 09:13:19 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on February 23, 2017, 08:49:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 23, 2017, 07:08:11 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 22, 2017, 03:06:42 PM
Chatting with a chubby redhead on tinder right now.

Will report back if things develop further.
We're still chatting back and forth. Asked her if she would be available to meet up for dinner this weekend but she's directing a show of some sort tonight and the rest of this weekend.

Hopefully sometime next week we can meet up and I can get a front row seat to see her large, porcelain white breasts.  :drool

Why don't you go to to her show? Unless it's like the Vagina Monologues, it'd be neat?

A Tinder first date at her show? Seems like a bit much.

Not necessarily a date. But I mean if you go to her show, you show you have interest in her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 23, 2017, 09:59:36 PM
It could also come off as stalkerish/invasive if I try to persuade her invite me to her show.

If she wants me there she'll let me know but for now I should just focus on taking her out to dinner or whatever. i.e. a place or context that we can easily converse with & learn about each other.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 23, 2017, 10:01:24 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on February 23, 2017, 09:52:54 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 23, 2017, 09:13:19 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on February 23, 2017, 08:49:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 23, 2017, 07:08:11 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 22, 2017, 03:06:42 PM
Chatting with a chubby redhead on tinder right now.

Will report back if things develop further.
We're still chatting back and forth. Asked her if she would be available to meet up for dinner this weekend but she's directing a show of some sort tonight and the rest of this weekend.

Hopefully sometime next week we can meet up and I can get a front row seat to see her large, porcelain white breasts.  :drool

Why don't you go to to her show? Unless it's like the Vagina Monologues, it'd be neat?

A Tinder first date at her show? Seems like a bit much.

Not necessarily a date. But I mean if you go to her show, you show you have interest in her.

Could be cute if they met in person but I don't think that'd work as well in this situation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 23, 2017, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: demi on February 23, 2017, 09:44:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 23, 2017, 07:08:11 PM
her large, porcelain white breasts

Now this distinguished mentally-challenged fellow loves chubby girls now that the secret's out

/r/bbwgonewild
Not gonna lie... I had a lot of fun pounding away on the last (and only ...so far) chubby girl I was with.  :doge

Good for warmth too during the winter time.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
My taste in porn is changing as well as a result...  :doge
[close]

edit: Dufus, find yerself a chubby gal!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 23, 2017, 10:15:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 23, 2017, 10:06:59 PM
Dufus, find yerself a chubby gal!

But only to lose your virginity with. :trumps

The guy I'm into isn't that chubby. Has a bit of a stomach but is like a southern-auto-mechanic-fit-build. Find a girl like that (well not necessarily like that.  :doge ) after the fat girl. You can raise your standards after the first fuck, you know? :doge :doge :doge

Quote from: Atramental on February 23, 2017, 09:59:36 PM
It could also come off as stalkerish/invasive if I try to persuade her invite me to her show.

If she wants me there she'll let me know but for now I should just focus on taking her out to dinner or whatever. i.e. a place or context that we can easily converse with & learn about each other.

I mean, sure. I'm not saying "lol can I come to your show?" But I'm more saying "hey, when is it? I might be able to go. Tell me a bit more about it, I'm interested."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 23, 2017, 10:30:44 PM
I just feel like with online dating you want to make sure the other person isn't an internet person before you introduce them to your real life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 23, 2017, 11:16:12 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 23, 2017, 10:30:44 PM
I just feel like with online dating you want to make sure the other person isn't an internet person before you introduce them to your real life.

:fbm

Game over man. Game over.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on February 24, 2017, 12:09:25 PM
Feels like I told you to go after chubby girls with self confidence issues a year ago

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 24, 2017, 12:43:40 PM
Quote from: Huff on February 24, 2017, 12:09:25 PM
Feels like I told you to go after chubby girls with self confidence issues a year ago
You probably did. It just took a while to sink into my thick, shiny skull.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 24, 2017, 02:25:21 PM
So get out there fail already so we can start the standard lowering!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 24, 2017, 02:55:41 PM
I had an ex-girlfriend (on the way out the door) say "Good luck with your future fat girlfriend".

It did a number on me, because about 5 years later I met a pretty awesome overweight girl (had a degree, a career, a house, a personality) but I couldn't be in a relationship with her because I was afraid that ex would see me one day and get the last laugh.

So, I married the next skinny girl I was with and had a lousy marriage.











Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 24, 2017, 02:57:04 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 24, 2017, 02:25:21 PM
So get out there fail already so we can start the standard lowering!
Yep. Fail early & often. Dating and life are so much more exciting/interesting/rewarding when you do that.  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 24, 2017, 03:09:18 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 24, 2017, 02:57:04 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 24, 2017, 02:25:21 PM
So get out there fail already so we can start the standard lowering!
Yep. Fail early & often. Dating and life are so much more exciting/interesting/rewarding when you do that.  8)
duh fuck? No it isn't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 24, 2017, 03:11:18 PM
 Works for some people. Worked for me. :trumps

edit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDjrOaoHz9s

The video is about game design but the core concept still applies to anything in life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2017, 03:24:31 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 24, 2017, 02:55:41 PM
I had an ex-girlfriend (on the way out the door) say "Good luck with your future fat girlfriend".

It did a number on me, because about 5 years later I met a pretty awesome overweight girl (had a degree, a career, a house, a personality) but I couldn't be in a relationship with her because I was afraid that ex would see me one day and get the last laugh.

So, I married the next skinny girl I was with and had a lousy marriage.
:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 24, 2017, 05:21:11 PM
Quote from: Huff on February 24, 2017, 12:09:25 PM
Feels like I told you to go after chubby girls with self confidence issues a year ago

Everyone did. Most people pork the fat girl/guy as their first-time. It's a pretty known trope.

Quote from: Dufus on February 24, 2017, 02:23:09 PM
But I'd never try to get it on with someone who I didn't think was attractive. For it's mostly the eyes, and maybe also the voice. The idea of lowering standards is absurd when I haven't even really tried to date a hot girl. Only when that fails should standards lower. That's kind of the point of lowering standards to begin with. Although no doubt dating someone really hot would fail, I'm too socially awkward.

You and Rah are dumb. You both are so dumb, for real.

Spoiler: You're both not dating anyone. Your standards are preventing you from dating someone that you may get attracted to later (if only for NSA sex right now). Lowering your standards helps you in the long-run find what you want because you get more confidence. You dinguses.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on February 24, 2017, 05:32:14 PM
Quote from: Huff on February 24, 2017, 12:09:25 PM
Feels like I told you to go after chubby girls with self confidence issues a year ago

It will work for a little while, you'll definitely get action, but the problems will quickly suffice. Take my word on it.

Confident chubby girls is more like it  :-[

Also I don't recommend lowering your standards -too- much. This is what I have done plenty of times in the past, and it prompts a ton of "tiesto, you are so smart, have a good job, have a house, educated, handsome, you can do so much better" from family and friends. Which makes you think even worse about yourself since you feel you can't live up to the standards others have set for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 24, 2017, 05:42:04 PM
Quote from: tiesto on February 24, 2017, 05:32:14 PM
and it prompts a ton of "tiesto, you are so smart, have a good job, have a house, educated, handsome, you can do so much better" from family and friends. Which makes you think even worse about yourself since you feel you can't live up to the standards others have set for you.

Fuck that. If you're happy with your "lowered standards" girl, you should be happy. Screw the haters, yo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 24, 2017, 05:53:43 PM
Yeah, learn from what TA has shared here
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 24, 2017, 06:01:23 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 24, 2017, 05:55:37 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on February 24, 2017, 05:21:11 PM
Your standards are preventing you from dating someone

Rahx and I are not the same person FYI. :doge

WHOOSH goes my point over your head.

His standards are high, which prevents him from dating someone. YOURS is that you're looking for the perfect girl to ask out. Same shit, different levels of the same point. You need to get out of your "she's not cute" bubble and ask girls out. This will make your more confident for when you do have some attraction to someone you'll knock it out of the park.

Quote from: Dufus on February 24, 2017, 02:23:09 PM
But I'd never try to get it on with someone who I didn't think was attractive. [... ... ...] I'm too socially awkward.

This is the problem for you, right here. You want to date those girls that you think are attractive? Start with the girls that you don't. You don't even need to fuck them/date them. Just get that "socially awkward" phase out by hitting on women that you don't have much attraction towards. Once that's done, you should be able to hit those girls that are within your standards unless you're Rah level of "Statue of David" in standards.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 24, 2017, 06:34:51 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 24, 2017, 06:24:16 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on February 24, 2017, 06:01:23 PM
YOURS is that you're looking for the perfect girl to ask out.

What the fuck are you blabbing about. :doge

See above. See the parts I cut out.

"I don't talk to women because I'm socially awkward."
"So hit on the women you don't find attractive to get over that hump to talk to the ones you DO find attractive?"
"I can't do that! I don't find them attractive!"
" :doge "

It's got nothing to do with your attraction right now. It's got everything to do with you feeling you're a social dufus (pun not intended) and thereby hitting on the girls you don't find attractive will give you the experience and confidence in talking/hitting on the women you do find attractive. The more you don't talk to women to try to find your strengths in hitting on them and getting out of your "I'm a social loser, nobody will ever be attracted to me" bubble, the worse it'll get.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 24, 2017, 06:36:13 PM
Why are you guys trying to get these guys laid?  Let Darwin do his thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 24, 2017, 06:40:38 PM
:trumps I mean, if I (and others) can get Atra laid... we should be able to get Dufus laid. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 24, 2017, 06:41:23 PM
Thinking back when I first started tindering, I probably would've swiped left on the girl that I lost my virginity to because my standards were too high at the very beginning.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on February 24, 2017, 06:47:14 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 24, 2017, 02:55:41 PM
I had an ex-girlfriend (on the way out the door) say "Good luck with your future fat girlfriend".

It did a number on me, because about 5 years later I met a pretty awesome overweight girl (had a degree, a career, a house, a personality) but I couldn't be in a relationship with her because I was afraid that ex would see me one day and get the last laugh.

So, I married the next skinny girl I was with and had a lousy marriage.

It's better to be unhappy than to fulfill a called own. :win
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 24, 2017, 07:01:56 PM
Dufus, don't believe thier bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 24, 2017, 07:16:40 PM
Can't wait to post another sexual triumph story due to my and username's "bullshit" mindsets about getting some ass.  :snob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 24, 2017, 07:22:43 PM
Hopefully followed by the "I LOVE THIS GIRL EVEN THOUGH IVE KNOW HER FOR A WEEk" aftermath posts.

But I mean it is complete bullshit. Just because you got lucky and took whatever you could get doesn't mean you're an expert now.

And we're supposed to take advice from username(who I now realize is gay) because he thinks everyone loses their virginity to a fat girl. I don't know any guy who lost their virginity to some girl they did'nt find attractive/some practice girl. They lost it to their current girlfriend or highschool thing. This advice of use fat chicks is kind of disgusting.

I mean oh boy you had to have sex with an uggo. What a big confidence booster.

I deleted my tinder because I got only uggos and it made me realize oh I guess I can't get any attractive women. It destroyed any sort of confidence I could have. So yeah having to fuck fat chicks when no one else has had too sure aint going to make me feel better about myself. Oh wow I can't get anything I want.

And please my standards I'd just like a decent white or hispanic chick. Oh wow much high standards.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 24, 2017, 08:10:27 PM
Quote from: Kara on February 24, 2017, 06:47:14 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 24, 2017, 02:55:41 PM
I had an ex-girlfriend (on the way out the door) say "Good luck with your future fat girlfriend".

It did a number on me, because about 5 years later I met a pretty awesome overweight girl (had a degree, a career, a house, a personality) but I couldn't be in a relationship with her because I was afraid that ex would see me one day and get the last laugh.

So, I married the next skinny girl I was with and had a lousy marriage.

It's better to be unhappy than to fulfill a called own. :win

Everyday I'm dodging future owns like Neo to the detriment of my future happiness. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on February 24, 2017, 08:36:30 PM
Quote from: Kara on February 24, 2017, 06:47:14 PM
It's better to be unhappy than to fulfill a called own. :win
Parents, take note.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on February 24, 2017, 09:18:28 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 24, 2017, 07:16:40 PM
Can't wait to post another sexual triumph story due to my and username's "bullshit" mindsets about getting some ass.  :snob

Quit talkin' about doing it, and do it then.

The 2017 season of this thread is really slacking these days. 

I mean, GS wouldn't even tell us the deets of how he crashed and burned with that one woman.  >:(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on February 24, 2017, 11:10:01 PM
Season one didn't have any payoff until basically the penultimate episode. Let's not forget how painful it was to read that shit. I fully expect disappointment, but there's still time.  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 24, 2017, 11:47:37 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on February 24, 2017, 11:41:30 PM
The years long PD "will he or won't he?" arc with BBC subtext almost got us cancelled

I thought that was a web episode? 🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on February 25, 2017, 02:11:31 AM
For what it's worth I might try to get back into the game this summer and if I do my exploits are sure to at the very least give me some comic relief to share. My cold sores have cleared up and I've been matching with some cute girls so things might be finally looking up for me. 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on February 25, 2017, 04:50:32 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 24, 2017, 07:22:43 PM
Hopefully followed by the "I LOVE THIS GIRL EVEN THOUGH IVE KNOW HER FOR A WEEk" aftermath posts.

But I mean it is complete bullshit. Just because you got lucky and took whatever you could get doesn't mean you're an expert now.

And we're supposed to take advice from username(who I now realize is gay) because he thinks everyone loses their virginity to a fat girl. I don't know any guy who lost their virginity to some girl they did'nt find attractive/some practice girl. They lost it to their current girlfriend or highschool thing. This advice of use fat chicks is kind of disgusting.

I mean oh boy you had to have sex with an uggo. What a big confidence booster.

I deleted my tinder because I got only uggos and it made me realize oh I guess I can't get any attractive women. It destroyed any sort of confidence I could have. So yeah having to fuck fat chicks when no one else has had too sure aint going to make me feel better about myself. Oh wow I can't get anything I want.

And please my standards I'd just like a decent white or hispanic chick. Oh wow much high standards.
You can keep making posts like this where you qualifying Atra's getting laid and talking yourself into believing it doesn't to 'count', but the bottom line is he got laid, and you never will as long as you keep sticking to this crab in a bucket bullshit.

"I deleted my tinder cuz uggos" Lol and what are you some kind of Dry-Dicked Adonis? You're closing an avenue to a relationship because Tinder doesn't toss you models every swipe? Grow the fuck up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 25, 2017, 06:14:28 AM
Lowering your standards doesn't mean you have to have sex with a pig. Hell, you don't even have to have sex with any of them, just get out there and start talking to actual women who have any interest in you whatsoever and see what happens.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 25, 2017, 07:19:58 AM
Quote from: Dufus on February 25, 2017, 06:47:08 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 25, 2017, 06:14:28 AM
just

:snoop

My advice was for someone who claims their high standards are what's keeping them from fucking, if you can't talk to anyone then maybe go see a psychiatrist about that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 25, 2017, 08:18:06 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on February 25, 2017, 04:50:32 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 24, 2017, 07:22:43 PM
Hopefully followed by the "I LOVE THIS GIRL EVEN THOUGH IVE KNOW HER FOR A WEEk" aftermath posts.

But I mean it is complete bullshit. Just because you got lucky and took whatever you could get doesn't mean you're an expert now.

And we're supposed to take advice from username(who I now realize is gay) because he thinks everyone loses their virginity to a fat girl. I don't know any guy who lost their virginity to some girl they did'nt find attractive/some practice girl. They lost it to their current girlfriend or highschool thing. This advice of use fat chicks is kind of disgusting.

I mean oh boy you had to have sex with an uggo. What a big confidence booster.

I deleted my tinder because I got only uggos and it made me realize oh I guess I can't get any attractive women. It destroyed any sort of confidence I could have. So yeah having to fuck fat chicks when no one else has had too sure aint going to make me feel better about myself. Oh wow I can't get anything I want.

And please my standards I'd just like a decent white or hispanic chick. Oh wow much high standards.
You can keep making posts like this where you qualifying Atra's getting laid and talking yourself into believing it doesn't to 'count', but the bottom line is he got laid, and you never will as long as you keep sticking to this crab in a bucket bullshit.

"I deleted my tinder cuz uggos" Lol and what are you some kind of Dry-Dicked Adonis? You're closing an avenue to a relationship because Tinder doesn't toss you models every swipe? Grow the fuck up.
Well actually I had sex long before Atra just took whatever came a long on tinder and caught feels for.

And it has nothing to do with be an adonis(of which I obviously am not). I closed an avenue that did provide anything. Here I can give you my tinder and you can see for yourself. But I'm not sure why you people can't seem to see any middle ground. No one here is trying to find models or anything, just something average, something they like. While you people are sitting here saying "waste your time on things you couldnt possibly get a hard on for". It's like how is this a confidence booster? Oh boy I can get chicks that no one would want! I should feel so good about myself. I should muster the strengh to waste time with women I do not find the slightest bit attractive, yeah that will really build me up. Which is all tinder showed me and well who wants to mess with that? Do any of you even follow your own advice? Did most of you pay for escorts? Did most of you have sex with women you found repulsive? Do most of you do anything you people claim you need to do? I very much doubt it. Most of you people lost your virginity naturally to a girl you liked, not some fat girl you were just using as some testing ground.

And this point about no one cares? Do any of you have friends. Of course you're friends will snicker and make fun of you if you're dating something they find t be bad. Hell even your family will. Hell people at work make comments all the time about who people are with and if it makes sense. Yeah it will be a big confidence booster to walk around with someone nobody thinks is decent. I can feel the confidence growing!
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Lowering your standards doesn't mean you have to have sex with a pig. Hell, you don't even have to have sex with any of them, just get out there and start talking to actual women who have any interest in you whatsoever and see what happens.
So it's almost as if it's the woman who has to give you a chance.....wow I never said that before.

I don't even know what standards and lowering them even means at this point. I guess you either have high or low, because apprantly there's nothing in between. And wow the idea itself even sounds soul crushing. You could'nt get what you like so you need to lower yourself and accept this. You're crap so accept crap. I guess you're confidence was for nothing because you're value is'nt there, so lower your value. Wow so much confidence boosting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 25, 2017, 09:28:51 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 24, 2017, 07:22:43 PM
And we're supposed to take advice from username(who I now realize is gay) because he thinks everyone loses their virginity to a fat girl. I don't know any guy who lost their virginity to some girl they did'nt find attractive/some practice girl. They lost it to their current girlfriend or highschool thing. This advice of use fat chicks is kind of disgusting.

I mean oh boy you had to have sex with an uggo. What a big confidence booster.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :heh Oh my god, you are so fucking dumb if you think "#NotAllGirlfriends" is true.

Especially the underlined. If you honestly think those "current girlfriend or highschool thing" is not "some practice girl" you are a bigger moron than I get you credit for.

How many of those "current girlfriend or highschool things" are still together. Go on, count them.

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on February 25, 2017, 04:50:32 AM
You can keep making posts like this where you qualifying Atra's getting laid and talking yourself into believing it doesn't to 'count', but the bottom line is he got laid, and you never will as long as you keep sticking to this crab in a bucket bullshit.

:preach :preach :preach Sis.

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"I deleted my tinder cuz uggos" Lol and what are you some kind of Dry-Dicked Adonis? You're closing an avenue to a relationship because Tinder doesn't toss you models every swipe? Grow the fuck up.

Exactly why I keep saying he should pork a fat chick. At least then he'll stop feeling so fucking bad because *gasp* some fat chick found him attractive enough to drop her panties for him meanwhile, he's sitting here masturbating to Atra's stories while crying and considering suicide.

Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 25, 2017, 06:14:28 AM
Lowering your standards doesn't mean you have to have sex with a pig. Hell, you don't even have to have sex with any of them, just get out there and start talking to actual women who have any interest in you whatsoever and see what happens.

Exactly what I'm telling Dufus. Think of those unattractive women as practice-bats for the sake of getting with a girl you do find attractive. Just because you give them a "hey, I'm interested" vibe doesn't mean you have to take them home and fuck them, Dufus. Use them as getting over your social anxiety. It's a known psychology trick: You want to get over your "social Dufus"-ism? Talk to more people even if you have no interest in them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on February 25, 2017, 09:38:31 AM
Quote from: Dufus on February 25, 2017, 09:31:03 AM
Quote from: Atramental on February 24, 2017, 07:16:40 PM
Can't wait to post another sexual triumph story due to my and username's "bullshit" mindsets about getting some ass.  :snob

What are you being so boastful about? You've only had one more girlfriend than me.

Facebook status change notwithstanding, I'm not sure that's even true.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 25, 2017, 11:28:22 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 25, 2017, 06:14:28 AM
Lowering your standards doesn't mean you have to have sex with a pig. Hell, you don't even have to have sex with any of them, just get out there and start talking to actual women who have any interest in you whatsoever and see what happens.
For the record, the girl I slept with was by no means ugly. She was just a bit... rounder than I was originally comfortable with.  :doge

edit: Also, she has a boyfriend since early February. She found new dick quick.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 25, 2017, 12:27:14 PM
No guy that I know went out and found some disgusting girl they had no interests in. They all lost it to a girl they either found attractive or were already dating which would mean they liked something. They didn't just go find some fat girl they wouldn't like simply to have sex and get it over. They weren't practice girls meant to be trash mobs for cheap experience. Even with casual hook ups the dudes I know at least try to hook up with girls they find attractive enough. That's what I meant username and no im not dumb, but I guess since you're gay you wouldn't know anyway and I have no reason to listen to. Of course none of them are a current thing, that's not the point. The point is I don't know anyone in the real world who took the advice of just get a hooker or fuck a woman you find disgusting just to do it. Which is the usual advice here. People in the real world would give you shit for doing either.

But I'm not even sure why this is hard to figure out for you. I don't know any person who's going to feel good about themselves because they have to setlle for something they don't want. I'm sure plenty of ugly fat chicks have found me attractive. I'm sure I could sleep with them if I wanted to. I don't and doing so wouldn't make me or anyone feel better. In fact normal people would dog on someone doing that. Um Chubby chaser isn't used as a good thing.

No one is jerking off to Atra's singular story of having sex with an uggo. And the only reason I contemplate suicide is because my life is rather useless and being told I can only have women I wouldn't want to touch with a stick and that I need to lower my standards to 0 sure don't make me feel better or simply pay, but that is the advice given here and no one should listen to it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 25, 2017, 12:31:13 PM
No one is saying you have to lower your standards so far that you end up having sex with women you find disgusting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 25, 2017, 12:35:50 PM
She wasn't an uggo, man. She was cute. Cute! :doge

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on February 25, 2017, 12:43:47 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 25, 2017, 12:27:14 PM
No guy that I know went out and found some disgusting girl they had no interests in.

No one in this thread has ever told anyone to do the above.

"some disgusting girl" is your language, not ours.  And that phrasing is very telling.

But then, you're the one who conceptualised your "ideal woman" in terms of porn stars, so I don't expect any self-awareness coming from you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 25, 2017, 12:46:25 PM
Rahx seems to have an almost binary definition of what is attractive and what isn't.

When really attractiveness is a vast and diverse spectrum.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 25, 2017, 12:55:39 PM
🤦‍♂️ this thread 🤦‍♀️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 25, 2017, 02:49:19 PM
http://cnn.it/2lBy6wh

No excuses, Dufus. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 25, 2017, 06:04:14 PM
Quote from: Boogie on February 25, 2017, 12:43:47 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 25, 2017, 12:27:14 PM
No guy that I know went out and found some disgusting girl they had no interests in.

No one in this thread has ever told anyone to do the above.

"some disgusting girl" is your language, not ours.  And that phrasing is very telling.

But then, you're the one who conceptualised your "ideal woman" in terms of porn stars, so I don't expect any self-awareness coming from you.
Thats exactly what people have said. What else can you mean with lowering your standards? Like how low are you supposed to go?

And what was the big deal with that list. People talk about celebrities like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on February 25, 2017, 07:31:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 25, 2017, 12:35:50 PM
She wasn't an uggo, man. She was cute. Cute! :doge

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How am I supposed to creep if you delete em
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 25, 2017, 07:37:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 25, 2017, 06:04:14 PM
Quote from: Boogie on February 25, 2017, 12:43:47 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 25, 2017, 12:27:14 PM
No guy that I know went out and found some disgusting girl they had no interests in.

No one in this thread has ever told anyone to do the above.

"some disgusting girl" is your language, not ours.  And that phrasing is very telling.

But then, you're the one who conceptualised your "ideal woman" in terms of porn stars, so I don't expect any self-awareness coming from you.
Thats exactly what people have said. What else can you mean with lowering your standards? Like how low are you supposed to go?

And what was the big deal with that list. People talk about celebrities like that.
Okay, how about this... post an example of what you consider to be the lowest point of your "attractiveness" standard.

Someone who you would sleep with, with a few qualms, but you would still go through with it because they are attractive enough.  :doge


Quote from: nudemacusers on February 25, 2017, 07:31:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 25, 2017, 12:35:50 PM
She wasn't an uggo, man. She was cute. Cute! :doge

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How am I supposed to creep if you delete em
Check your PMs in a bit.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on February 25, 2017, 07:39:28 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 25, 2017, 08:07:30 PM
My top goal in life is to bang a redhead.  Someday.  someday. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 25, 2017, 08:25:48 PM
I have that goal too. It's a good goal to have.  :doge

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And if I play my cards right... I might be achieving that goal verrry soon.  :marimo
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 25, 2017, 09:23:52 PM
My first serious girlfriend was a red head.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on February 25, 2017, 11:59:54 PM
I went on a date tonight, this girl flaked on wed but actually wanted to meet up tonight. We went for dinner at a mediterranean restaurant, she lives about 45 min from me. Was a very sweet girl, very "girl next door" type, she's a nurse and funny enough she has the same first name as my ex. I tried to venue switch to the nearby wine bar but she was on medication because she's getting over a sick (why she flaked on wed) so she said 'can we get a rain check'? Then said we should go see a movie and go to dinner out in my neck of the woods when she's free this Thursday. We'll see if she follows through, I hope so but....

...I think I bombed on this date. She asked me what kind of games I was into and I tried to explain to her what Persona was :uguu and she asked me if I was familiar with Florence and the Machine and I said "I liked their cover of Stand By Me" :uguu oh man. I get nervous and then all bets are off with me.

Being an introvert, first dates and interviewing are absolute hell. And I'm right in the middle of doing both. It's so frustrating putting yourself out there, getting out of your comfort zone, dressing up all nice, having to act interested on every word the other person says, not getting immediate (or sometimes any) feedback... I am terrible at self-assessment, I can think a date/interview went fine and... nothing. Or I can think it went awful and... nothing. Making a big effort that hardly ever goes anywhere has gotten me seriously down lately :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on February 26, 2017, 02:37:06 AM
Woman I dig a lot wants to trip on acid with me. Got us two hits, shit will be interesting to say the least.

Also, all this talk about standards amounts to this: become friends with as many women as possible. After that, priorities.

Fuck/start a relationship with the one youre attracted to. If thats not working out, become closer friends you find unattractive to see if your feelings change.

Standards a lot of the time sounds like "do i or dont i want to fuck this person right now."

In reality, standards amount to how much of this person do you like or love versus how of them doesn't fulfill what you want in a relationship. Finding someone fuckable isnt much of a standard.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 26, 2017, 09:05:31 AM
Bumble is alright.

I'm generally down on dating apps in general though.  Get off your lazy asses and start talking to people IRL instead of hiding behind a screen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on February 26, 2017, 09:25:37 AM
Quote from: mormapope on February 26, 2017, 02:37:06 AM
In reality, standards amount to how much of this person do you like or love versus how of them doesn't fulfill what you want in a relationship. Finding someone fuckable isnt much of a standard.
Especially for us dick folk.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 26, 2017, 10:08:25 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on February 26, 2017, 03:51:39 AM
Seems like the Rahx character needs to be killed off. His arc is going nowhere and he's really dragging the show down with him. The writers wrote themselves in a hole here.

Yeah, he really is the Katherine Heigl of the show.


Quote from: Rufus on February 26, 2017, 09:25:37 AM
Quote from: mormapope on February 26, 2017, 02:37:06 AM
In reality, standards amount to how much of this person do you like or love versus how of them doesn't fulfill what you want in a relationship. Finding someone fuckable isnt much of a standard.
Especially for us dick folk.

:gurl Depending on your ethnicity, I dare you to say that in the gay community. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on February 26, 2017, 10:35:03 AM
Thirsty (hetero) men are dogs. :jeanluc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 26, 2017, 10:54:59 AM
Quote from: Rufus on February 26, 2017, 10:35:03 AM
Thirsty (hetero) men are dogs. :jeanluc

Sis, while that may be true. Most (homo) men aren't going to hook up with another race. Interracial dating is a huge problem in the gay community. So Asians and blacks have a harder/up-hill battle to fuck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on February 26, 2017, 11:03:28 AM
Date/fuck (and don't tell anyone about it) is a bit different, but I grudgingly acknowledge that you may be very right. :shaq2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 26, 2017, 11:07:28 AM
Don't get me wrong, all men wanna fuck (unless they're A in which case god bless them for being above this "rat-race"). But I'm dubious on the claim it's easy for men.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on February 26, 2017, 11:10:02 AM
That's not what I wanted to suggest anyway, so it's OK.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on February 26, 2017, 11:22:57 AM
this show is gonna end with us transcending the hunger for flesh

:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 27, 2017, 10:59:22 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on February 25, 2017, 12:44:15 AM
I'm 100% certain we're getting this from PD at some point this season:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pL-fSe-wAOo
I'm inviting you to my wedding bro, be ready next year (perhaps)  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 27, 2017, 05:33:39 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 27, 2017, 10:59:22 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on February 25, 2017, 12:44:15 AM
I'm 100% certain we're getting this from PD at some point this season:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pL-fSe-wAOo
I'm inviting you to my wedding bro, be ready next year (perhaps)  :doge

So who is the lucky guy? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 27, 2017, 05:51:30 PM
I'm not sure I like this season of our favorite entertainment
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on February 27, 2017, 10:24:25 PM
Match definitely isn't working for me, maybe I'll try Bumble. But a site where the girls have to make the first move doesn't sound like it'll work for me at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on February 27, 2017, 11:20:10 PM
Quote from: tiesto on February 27, 2017, 10:24:25 PM
Match definitely isn't working for me, maybe I'll try Bumble. But a site where the girls have to make the first move doesn't sound like it'll work for me at all.

:gurl  ::) That lack of confidence is gonna be your downfall before you even begin with Bumble. Give it a shot. What is the worst that can happen? None of them swipe right or whatever the equivalent is... big deal? Just means none of the girls there know how awesome you are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 04:36:20 PM
Or more accurately it means none of the girls think you are worthwhile.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on February 28, 2017, 05:51:19 PM
shut the fuck up rahx
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 06:11:37 PM
Reality hurts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 28, 2017, 07:17:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/onlpOI5.jpg?1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 28, 2017, 07:35:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Y6Pccl3.jpg?1)

Don't take things so seriously, brehs. :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 28, 2017, 07:37:31 PM
You're gonna get so much poon, Atra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2017, 07:55:32 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 28, 2017, 07:35:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Y6Pccl3.jpg?1)

Don't take things so seriously, brehs. :doge
no hook ups?
 :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 28, 2017, 07:58:02 PM
People just say that so they don't seem like a hoe. (But really they are.   :rollsafe)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on February 28, 2017, 08:41:57 PM
You say you're a hard worker yet you use an & instead of and. That Oxford comma ain't fooling no one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 28, 2017, 08:46:13 PM
Don't be talkin' smack about my usage of Ampersands and Oxford commas. :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 28, 2017, 10:19:49 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 04:36:20 PM
Or more accurately it means none of the girls think you are worthwhile.

I'm amazed that beautiful women aren't throwing themselves at you at all times.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2017, 10:28:37 PM
Quote from: toku on February 28, 2017, 05:51:19 PM
shut the fuck up rahx
(http://i.imgur.com/Ljh320z.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 10:50:56 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 28, 2017, 10:19:49 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 04:36:20 PM
Or more accurately it means none of the girls think you are worthwhile.

I'm amazed that beautiful women aren't throwing themselves at you at all times.
Or even average women. But since this is online dating and it's not based on personality and simply looks.  We can saftley conclude it's because of how I look.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 01, 2017, 12:39:39 AM
All I'm seeing is murdered in the digital realm posts, the rest of ya'll should do the same. It makes the thread like 20x better being able to scroll wheel past once sentence to actual content that'll help people besides Rah sitting there slitting his wrists with his nice-guy routine. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2017, 12:58:12 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 01, 2017, 12:39:39 AM
All I'm seeing is murdered in the digital realm posts, the rest of ya'll should do the same. It makes the thread like 20x better being able to scroll wheel past once sentence to actual content that'll help people besides Rah sitting there slitting his wrists with his nice-guy routine. :yeshrug
Thank god finnaly, maybe now you'll stop your assholish replies to me.

And there's no nice guy routine and no ones advice here has ever been helpful.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on March 01, 2017, 12:58:43 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 10:50:56 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 28, 2017, 10:19:49 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 04:36:20 PM
Or more accurately it means none of the girls think you are worthwhile.

I'm amazed that beautiful women aren't throwing themselves at you at all times.
Or even average women. But since this is online dating and it's not based on personality and simply looks.  We can saftley conclude it's because of how I look.
yeah you'd be pulling chicks if they'd just pay attention to your sparkling personality
LOL
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2017, 01:21:10 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on March 01, 2017, 12:58:43 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 10:50:56 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 28, 2017, 10:19:49 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 04:36:20 PM
Or more accurately it means none of the girls think you are worthwhile.

I'm amazed that beautiful women aren't throwing themselves at you at all times.
Or even average women. But since this is online dating and it's not based on personality and simply looks.  We can saftley conclude it's because of how I look.
yeah you'd be pulling chicks if they'd just pay attention to your sparkling personality
LOL
Well you don't know my actual personality. I also didn't say that now did I? Reading is fundamental!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on March 01, 2017, 01:33:33 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2017, 01:21:10 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on March 01, 2017, 12:58:43 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 10:50:56 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 28, 2017, 10:19:49 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 04:36:20 PM
Or more accurately it means none of the girls think you are worthwhile.

I'm amazed that beautiful women aren't throwing themselves at you at all times.
Or even average women. But since this is online dating and it's not based on personality and simply looks.  We can saftley conclude it's because of how I look.
yeah you'd be pulling chicks if they'd just pay attention to your sparkling personality
LOL
Well you don't know my actual personality. I also didn't say that now did I? Reading is fundamental!

Oh I'm sure you're a joy to be around in person. Being a miserable person with unrealistic standards is just part of your online act.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2017, 01:52:05 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on March 01, 2017, 01:33:33 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2017, 01:21:10 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on March 01, 2017, 12:58:43 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 10:50:56 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 28, 2017, 10:19:49 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2017, 04:36:20 PM
Or more accurately it means none of the girls think you are worthwhile.

I'm amazed that beautiful women aren't throwing themselves at you at all times.
Or even average women. But since this is online dating and it's not based on personality and simply looks.  We can saftley conclude it's because of how I look.
yeah you'd be pulling chicks if they'd just pay attention to your sparkling personality
LOL
Well you don't know my actual personality. I also didn't say that now did I? Reading is fundamental!

Oh I'm sure you're a joy to be around in person. Being a miserable person with unrealistic standards is just part of your online act.
Well I mean maybe? I have plenty of friends and host a lot of get togethers. Don't really think I'm miserable, just frustrated in this specific area.

And apprantly not being intersted in overweight women means unrealistic standards? I'm not overweight. Do you date plenty of overweight women or just women you find attractive? You make it seem like I'm trying to date super models or something when I never said that. I doubt any of you people even follow your own advice. I bet most of you hardly had to do anything, your just lucky.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on March 01, 2017, 01:57:26 AM
Overweight spans quite the range of women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 05:09:54 AM
This might be a stretch but I almost wonder if Rahx has a hard time getting with women because he lives in a major city (Chicago right?). I hear, for example, in New York women who are typically considered 6s in other places act like they are 8s in NYC and deserve to be with men who 8s and 9s.

Maybe you should move to a smaller city like Milwaukee and see what that gets you.  :doge :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 01, 2017, 07:28:00 AM
You guys are really wasting your time here.  There isn't anything said on the last few posts that wasn't hashed over a dozen+ times earlier in this thread.  Rahxephon clearly and obviously wants to wallow in self pity while simultaneously holding astronomical standards due to watching porn constantly.  He doesn't want to be helped and it's kind of boring to keep trying to help him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 01, 2017, 09:22:26 AM
It's the virgin paradox. Wanting the perfect girl who will do 99% of the work.

It just doesn't exist.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 01, 2017, 10:50:08 AM
Rahx - I am a fellow nerd and a weeaboo, I'm also someone who hasn't had a lot of success with women, and I also suffer from low self esteem. But I have still managed a few long-term relationships... So I'll try my hand at giving you advice different from the "just call an escort" or "just bone a fat chick" (even though I like chubby women, I've dated more thin/average women than chubby/fat/obese!):

It's definitely a numbers game. I went out with probably 50 girls from OKCupid before I found my last LTR. Try emailing lots of different women with different personality types, different interests, get out of your comfort zone. Not necessarily date an ugly girl, or a fat girl, but if one of those happen to be interested in you, don't immediately reject them.

Take the time to get to know the people you go out with. Ask them open-ended questions. Let them speak, people love talking about themselves. But also have a bit of a backbone and don't let anyone walk all over you.

Read "How To Win Friends And Influence People". The Dale Carnegie Course was offered at my last job and I found it really helped me with public speaking, conflict resolution, and building interpersonal relationships with others.

Don't be so focused on the end-goal of getting into a relationship (or losing your v-card). Think of going on a date as a chance to get to know someone new, to try a new activity or restaurant, to learn about something you may not have had any knowledge before. Not like an interview or a western RPG dialogue flowchart to try and get them into bed.

And stay positive. Believe me, this is really tough to do. I've been extremely depressed these past few days due to the combined factor of my job and woman situation and all the rejections I've gotten from both avenues lately. But failure and rejection are a fact of life, and you may not always get the resolution you need. You just have to either self-reflect to try and figure out what you did wrong, or just drop it and continue playing the numbers game.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2017, 11:00:37 AM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 01, 2017, 07:28:00 AM
You guys are really wasting your time here.  There isn't anything said on the last few posts that wasn't hashed over a dozen+ times earlier in this thread.  Rahxephon clearly and obviously wants to wallow in self pity while simultaneously holding astronomical standards due to watching porn constantly.  He doesn't want to be helped and it's kind of boring to keep trying to help him.
I'm responding to the bore's advice which has always been faulty and counter productive.

Just get an escort. How is getting an escort confidence building, when if you ask any normal person they'll say paying for sex is pathetic?

Find and have sex with fat chicks. How is this confidence boosting when you are forced to settle for something you don't want and your peers will make fun on you? Did any of you do this?

Don't be yourself. You as a person suck so change it. Yeah that makes a person feel better.

Try online dating. Which I did and the results only confirmed my "pity party". So I deleted it and thats bad?

Do any of you people even follow you're own advice? I doubt it.

I don't know how to be helped, because every thing reaffirms my negative opinion. Even if you compare it to Atra, he at least got attractive women on Tinder to match with him and even if they ghosted him thats better than none.

And stop saying I have astronomical standards. I do not. I like short and slightly thick girls.I do not expect to be able to get a rather attractive in shape blonde girl or Asian girl or a girl who can date a typical good looking white broish dude. If you want me to send you pictures of the kind of girls I've interacted with and like I will. Hell, I give you my tinder to see what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 01, 2017, 11:26:33 AM
And you're ignoring the two main bits that everyone keeps telling you:
1) Get new hobbies/try new things
2) Get out there and learn how to fail and fail better
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 01, 2017, 11:31:22 AM
Your friends will make fun of you for fucking a "fat chick"?  Either stop being so sensitive or get better friends.  I fucked what got my dick hard.  That's how it should work.  You can't always go to a Michelin star restaurant so sometimes you swing by an Arby's and enjoy what they have to offer.  It's not that complicated.  Slumming it can be pretty fun and you don't have to think they're great.  A girl with a busted face may have an incredibly attractive body or a fat girl can have incredible tits or personality can be a hell of a thing that makes you forget about your "preferences".  What people are saying is to go out on dates and see what happens.  Give it a chance and worst case scenario you get some experience.

I wholly disagree with anyone who says to change yourself.  That doesn't mean you shouldn't be critical of your own faults though.  Self improvement in all aspects of life require that.  So if you want to get better at dating you need to be able to do that.  You do seem to have some trouble there.  That's completely different than pretending to be someone else though. I like RC helicopters and girl, if you ask what I'm into I'm going to tell you about RC helicopters.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 01, 2017, 11:31:41 AM
I used my own advice and it worked for me. Snagged a great girl on my 3rd try. Come at me  :punch

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 01, 2017, 11:50:50 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 01, 2017, 11:31:22 AM
Your friends will make fun of you for fucking a "fat chick"?  Either stop being so sensitive or get better friends.  I fucked what got my dick hard.  That's how it should work.  You can't always go to a Michelin star restaurant so sometimes you swing by an Arby's and enjoy what they have to offer.  It's not that complicated.  Slumming it can be pretty fun and you don't have to think they're great.  A girl with a busted face may have an incredibly attractive body or a fat girl can have incredible tits or personality can be a hell of a thing that makes you forget about your "preferences".  What people are saying is to go out on dates and see what happens.  Give it a chance and worst case scenario you get some experience.

I wholly disagree with anyone who says to change yourself.  That doesn't mean you shouldn't be critical of your own faults though.  Self improvement in all aspects of life require that.  So if you want to get better at dating you need to be able to do that.  You do seem to have some trouble there.  That's completely different than pretending to be someone else though. I like RC helicopters and girl, if you ask what I'm into I'm going to tell you about RC helicopters.
I agree with all this.
You should have friends you can look up to, not ones that will judge you.
And there's a difference between being someone else and working to become someone you would want to date. If you're a self-loathing guy who likes videogames and evangelion, then work to be a an interesting guy who likes videogames (get rid of the evangelion shit though :kobeyuck)

Seriously, you need to realize that your flaws are flaws and not who you are. Work on fixing those. It all comes down to being someone you'd like to hang out with. If you can get to that point the rest will come eventually.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on March 01, 2017, 11:52:00 AM
Talk to me about RC helicopters baby
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 12:02:58 PM
This isn't advice but something that dating several girls taught me about myself was how goddamn boring I was and how being boring is a huge turn off.

So now I'm throwing myself into weird situations, going to places that I have never been before, and expanding my knowledge about any subject that tickles my fancy. Right now, for example, I'm studying occult magic.  :doge

Also, having a hobby or practice in which you're actually creating something (Art, Music, Fiction Writing, etc) will make you more interesting as well. Simply consuming media is fucking boring. Everyone does that. But few actually take the time out of their busy schedules to create something new/original. (Writing tl;dr forum posts doesn't count.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 01, 2017, 12:27:23 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 12:02:58 PM
So now I'm throwing myself into weird situations, going to places that I have never been before, and expanding my knowledge about any subject that tickles my fancy. Right now, for example, I'm studying occult magic.  :doge

newsfeed pls
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 01, 2017, 12:41:41 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2017, 11:00:37 AM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 01, 2017, 07:28:00 AM
You guys are really wasting your time here.  There isn't anything said on the last few posts that wasn't hashed over a dozen+ times earlier in this thread.  Rahxephon clearly and obviously wants to wallow in self pity while simultaneously holding astronomical standards due to watching porn constantly.  He doesn't want to be helped and it's kind of boring to keep trying to help him.
I'm responding to the bore's advice which has always been faulty and counter productive.

Just get an escort. How is getting an escort confidence building, when if you ask any normal person they'll say paying for sex is pathetic?

Find and have sex with fat chicks. How is this confidence boosting when you are forced to settle for something you don't want and your peers will make fun on you? Did any of you do this?

Don't be yourself. You as a person suck so change it. Yeah that makes a person feel better.

Try online dating. Which I did and the results only confirmed my "pity party". So I deleted it and thats bad?

Do any of you people even follow you're own advice? I doubt it.

I don't know how to be helped, because every thing reaffirms my negative opinion. Even if you compare it to Atra, he at least got attractive women on Tinder to match with him and even if they ghosted him thats better than none.

And stop saying I have astronomical standards. I do not. I like short and slightly thick girls.I do not expect to be able to get a rather attractive in shape blonde girl or Asian girl or a girl who can date a typical good looking white broish dude. If you want me to send you pictures of the kind of girls I've interacted with and like I will. Hell, I give you my tinder to see what I'm talking about.

Did you read any of the advice I gave you? I didn't say any of that. And yes, I do follow my advice too, though admittedly, I sometimes lapse into self-pity instead of keeping my head up 100% of the time.

And agreed with those who say you should get out of your comfort zone and try new activities or travel some more. Just last year I got to go to a Coffee/Tea Festival, a gaming convention on the DC waterfront, a hot air balloon launch, horseback riding, an 80's themed party, tons of unique restaurants and small downtowns all around the island, art museums and galleries, karaoke, wine tasting, a 3-day EDM festival and plenty of smaller EDM events. Even though I do tend to spend an inordinate amount of time playing games and working, I still manage to sneak in some of this stuff.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 01, 2017, 01:12:27 PM
Women are nerdier now than they ever have been, btw (the first time I went into a Gamestop in my current relationship was not at my behest... and that's NOT because I didn't want my girlfriend to OWN me for playing Magic: the Gathering AGAIN), but unlike your garden variety internet dude nerd they rarely (if ever) define themselves by how they consume that particular kind of media. Getting a less nerdy hobby really isn't going to mitigate that identity crisis.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 01, 2017, 01:30:02 PM
Expecting someone to think being into video games or anime is interesting is the equivalent of someone saying "I like going to restaurants and to the movies!"  It's not interesting or unique and it doesn't leave a lot of paths for the conversation to take.  If you want people to find you interesting then do something interesting. 

An example, I went to two parties on Saturday night with completely different crowds.  When anyone asked that night what kind of things I was interested in or what I liked to do I answered that I liked to do small projects to keep myself busy and then threw in that I had built a workbench the day before (and showed them pictures of it).  It's something a bit different that tends to lead people to ask questions like what I use the bench for, how I made it, etc.

The real panty dropper is "I like to travel. I'm planning a trip to *insert in exotic country here*".  Shit like that is interesting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 02:02:24 PM
Quote from: Kara on March 01, 2017, 12:27:23 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 12:02:58 PM
So now I'm throwing myself into weird situations, going to places that I have never been before, and expanding my knowledge about any subject that tickles my fancy. Right now, for example, I'm studying occult magic.  :doge

newsfeed pls
"Don't think I actually take bullshit like this seriously."

Girls in Asheville are into this nonsense. Magic, astrology, tarot card readings? They eat that bullshit up.  I'm just playing their dumb little games to get muh dick wet, mang.  :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on March 01, 2017, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 02:02:24 PM
"Don't think I actually take bullshit like this seriously."

Girls in Asheville are into this nonsense. Magic, astrology, tarot card readings? They eat that bullshit up.  I'm just playing their dumb little games to get muh dick wet, mang.  :playa

You've had sex with one girl. Stahp.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 03:13:04 PM
There shall be more. :doge

It's not like that one girl is the only girl on the planet that finds me attractive.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
oh god... what if tho...
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on March 01, 2017, 03:21:05 PM
I mean stop acting like an asshole. If you want there to be more and you don't want to hate yourself, then stop putting down women you haven't even met yet—let alone slept with. You are setting yourself up for continuous failure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 03:32:43 PM
Don't worry. My internet persona isn't me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 01, 2017, 03:35:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 03:32:43 PM
Don't worry. My internet persona isn't me.

Bullshit. Everyone's internet persona is them. They just try to pretend is isn't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 03:44:57 PM
It's the me that I don't let other people in my day-to-day life see.

Also, if I don't dump it here or elsewhere on the internet it'll start to bleed out in real life. Which is a big no-no, of course.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 01, 2017, 04:01:44 PM
what if tho it's your real life persona that isn't you and your internet persona is  :omg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 04:05:15 PM
 :rollsafe

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:rash
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 01, 2017, 04:50:10 PM
Quote from: tiesto on March 01, 2017, 12:41:41 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2017, 11:00:37 AM
And stop saying I have astronomical standards. I do not. I like short and slightly thick girls.I do not expect to be able to get a rather attractive in shape blonde girl or Asian girl or a girl who can date a typical good looking white broish dude. If you want me to send you pictures of the kind of girls I've interacted with and like I will. Hell, I give you my tinder to see what I'm talking about.

Did you read any of the advice I gave you? I didn't say any of that. And yes, I do follow my advice too, though admittedly, I sometimes lapse into self-pity instead of keeping my head up 100% of the time.

And agreed with those who say you should get out of your comfort zone and try new activities or travel some more. Just last year I got to go to a Coffee/Tea Festival, a gaming convention on the DC waterfront, a hot air balloon launch, horseback riding, an 80's themed party, tons of unique restaurants and small downtowns all around the island, art museums and galleries, karaoke, wine tasting, a 3-day EDM festival and plenty of smaller EDM events. Even though I do tend to spend an inordinate amount of time playing games and working, I still manage to sneak in some of this stuff.

LMAO @ cut out Rah bit. Just... everyone :girlaff at it.

And dude, no he didn't read what you wrote. He flipped out, like usual. Ignore him. Not worth the bother.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 01, 2017, 06:33:42 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 01, 2017, 03:35:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 03:32:43 PM
Don't worry. My internet persona isn't me.

Bullshit. Everyone's internet persona is them. They just try to pretend is isn't.

I once found posts I'd written at the age of 13. It was very humbling (in that I wasn't unrecognizable in them). I was even boring!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Syph on March 01, 2017, 08:47:17 PM
This season is off to a terrible start. It's like the studio is still renegotiating last season's director to come back, so in the meantime we have a bunch of filler episodes of in-fighting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on March 01, 2017, 08:56:24 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 01, 2017, 03:35:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 03:32:43 PM
Don't worry. My internet persona isn't me.

Bullshit. Everyone's internet persona is them. They just try to pretend is isn't.
Fuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on March 01, 2017, 08:57:24 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 02:02:24 PM
Quote from: Kara on March 01, 2017, 12:27:23 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 12:02:58 PM
So now I'm throwing myself into weird situations, going to places that I have never been before, and expanding my knowledge about any subject that tickles my fancy. Right now, for example, I'm studying occult magic.  :doge

newsfeed pls
"Don't think I actually take bullshit like this seriously."

Girls in Asheville are into this nonsense. Magic, astrology, tarot card readings? They eat that bullshit up.  I'm just playing their dumb little games to get muh dick wet, mang.  :playa
U went 2 bju tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 01, 2017, 11:28:43 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 01, 2017, 03:35:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 03:32:43 PM
Don't worry. My internet persona isn't me.

Bullshit. Everyone's internet persona is them. They just try to pretend is isn't.

I'm definitely someone that subscribes to that theory.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 02, 2017, 12:11:00 AM
Who says he still doesn't? :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 02, 2017, 12:15:10 AM
Quote from: Kara on March 01, 2017, 06:33:42 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 01, 2017, 03:35:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 03:32:43 PM
Don't worry. My internet persona isn't me.

Bullshit. Everyone's internet persona is them. They just try to pretend is isn't.

I once found posts I'd written at the age of 13. It was very humbling (in that I wasn't unrecognizable in them). I was even boring!
Quote from: Jack Remington on March 01, 2017, 07:38:25 PM
You're a tax accountant.

Dude. This is like saying Matt Murdock is a lawyer, or Dexter is a forensic lab technician.

Paint the whole picture, not just the detail that serves your purpose.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 02, 2017, 02:22:59 AM
I thought my UNAUTHORIZED biography, 2016's The Accountant, put a lot of myths to bed, but apparently not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 02, 2017, 02:58:23 AM
Quote from: Kara on March 02, 2017, 02:22:59 AM
I thought my UNAUTHORIZED biography, 2016's The Accountant, put a lot of myths to bed, but apparently not.

Affleck did not successfully manage to depict your level of internal conflict.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on March 02, 2017, 03:28:46 AM
I've found most people that use a single hobby as their identity suck. Doesn't matter if it's music, anime or anything else.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 02, 2017, 05:54:50 AM
So I've noticed in the last couple of months of getting back into the online dating scene that there's a lot of weird ass motherfuckers out there.  Some of these people I get messages from are  :doge and I'm not talking about looks, but what they write in their profiles.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 02, 2017, 06:49:08 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on March 01, 2017, 11:53:16 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 01, 2017, 03:35:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2017, 03:32:43 PM
Don't worry. My internet persona isn't me.

Bullshit. Everyone's internet persona is them. They just try to pretend is isn't.

Didn't you pretend to have an unhealthy obsession with teenage Natalie Portman though?

Go more abstract. Back then I was a try-hard attention seeker who'd do anything to have the spotlight and my actions totally supported that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2017, 02:05:10 PM
Quote from: tiesto on March 01, 2017, 12:41:41 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2017, 11:00:37 AM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 01, 2017, 07:28:00 AM
You guys are really wasting your time here.  There isn't anything said on the last few posts that wasn't hashed over a dozen+ times earlier in this thread.  Rahxephon clearly and obviously wants to wallow in self pity while simultaneously holding astronomical standards due to watching porn constantly.  He doesn't want to be helped and it's kind of boring to keep trying to help him.
I'm responding to the bore's advice which has always been faulty and counter productive.

Just get an escort. How is getting an escort confidence building, when if you ask any normal person they'll say paying for sex is pathetic?

Find and have sex with fat chicks. How is this confidence boosting when you are forced to settle for something you don't want and your peers will make fun on you? Did any of you do this?

Don't be yourself. You as a person suck so change it. Yeah that makes a person feel better.

Try online dating. Which I did and the results only confirmed my "pity party". So I deleted it and thats bad?

Do any of you people even follow you're own advice? I doubt it.

I don't know how to be helped, because every thing reaffirms my negative opinion. Even if you compare it to Atra, he at least got attractive women on Tinder to match with him and even if they ghosted him thats better than none.

And stop saying I have astronomical standards. I do not. I like short and slightly thick girls.I do not expect to be able to get a rather attractive in shape blonde girl or Asian girl or a girl who can date a typical good looking white broish dude. If you want me to send you pictures of the kind of girls I've interacted with and like I will. Hell, I give you my tinder to see what I'm talking about.

Did you read any of the advice I gave you? I didn't say any of that. And yes, I do follow my advice too, though admittedly, I sometimes lapse into self-pity instead of keeping my head up 100% of the time.

I was typing that up and posted it before I read your post, but yes I did.

I know what my problems are.

I have a strange level self esteem. It's not that I have low confidence in everything. I feel assured of myself, my identity, my intelligence, and my abilities. When it comes to social stuff I feel a bit more confident, but it's always in flux. Maybe I'm on the spectrum? But I doubt it, it's just I have a hard time really understanding people. People's ques I don't pick up on and if I'm not comfortable with someone then I can't be my usual self. Yet, it takes a while for me to be comfortable with someone. While no one here will believe me, I have friends and people do like me because of my humor. You won't believe me but I do come on here to complain and be vile because you can't do this in real life. No one wants to hear someone whine about women like I do here in real life. Hell, this is'nt my persona in real life. I wouldn't want to complain like this to anyone I personally know. Either way I have a hard time feigning interests in people.

My problem is that I do not try with women, but I also don't know how to. I don't know how to talk too or read women and because of my previous failures(which failed in part because of my over anylzation and I guess expectations) I don't want to try. Maybe I'm delusional, but I I feel like I missed something. Where did any of you find confidence? I'm sure some just decided to have it. Faked it until it happen, but as someone looking in from the outside that doesn't seem to be 100% of what happens to people. A lot of people seem to have a reason to have confidence. I look at my peers and none of them had to do what most of you say. They just happen to find girls that for whatever reason were interested in them. My best friend is like me. Same hobbies, similar humor, actually a bit more of an idiot when it comes to social issues. He did'nt need t find new hobbies to be an intersting person, and he's had several girlfriends. Same with a few other friends. They just simply were there. I don't quite understand what I have to do, well thats not true. In most cases I guess they put themselves out there and I don't do that. I don't know how you do that.

I don't know, how am I to find confidence with women? Like I missed the stereotypical development of high school and I feel like I've missed my prime. Most of my attempts which seemed positive from the get go, ended in failure.

I don't know if I'm a boring person. I don't think I am, nor do my peers seem to think so. I would say for most of them I'm not thier #1 person. I don't define my self through games or anime or whatever seems to be the implication. I don't even like to talk about those things in real life unless someone else brings them up. I mean thats why I am on fourms. To counter you're one thing Atra, I am into fiction writing and I could share some of my comic scripts with you. I mean I guess I could and should have more going on, I guess I feel thats one of my problems.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 02, 2017, 03:28:53 PM
Some people don't have to try to be great at basketball, others do. 

"I don't know how to talk to women" or "I don't know how to put myself out there" but yet many people have told you to go out on dates with any woman you can so that you can get experience and learn how to talk to women.  This is also how you get confidence.  It's a lot simpler than you're trying to make it seem

And yes, most people go through the same thing.  But they do it as teenagers.  You're just behind.  That's all.  Quit overthinking it and comparing yourself to others.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 03, 2017, 01:14:22 PM
Meeting up with a hippy chick at a bar after work today as "friends".  :doge

Will report back later with details.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 03, 2017, 01:33:31 PM
She just asked how tall I was. Strange thing to ask someone as a "friend".  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on March 03, 2017, 01:48:44 PM
Women would ask that all the time in online dating.....

She probably leads a boring life and has no really close friends but sees you, a "friend", as a contender for feeling something in her numb hippy life.

Hence, you got to be at least 4 inches taller or else she will take one look at you and run away in shame.  :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 03, 2017, 01:50:52 PM
She says she's 5'8" (I'm 5'11" but could pass as 6').  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 03, 2017, 02:26:46 PM
hope you said 6 then nicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 03, 2017, 02:30:09 PM
Always.  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 03, 2017, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: Dufus on March 03, 2017, 03:17:53 PM
so how weird is it to go on a date/try to get a girlfriend without having friends

Not that weird. Now stop being a Dufus and get outside and talking to girls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 03, 2017, 03:35:46 PM
Fun fact: a lot of people our age (girls and guys) have mostly internet and long distance friends these days.

Don't feel too bad about not having a bunch of real life friends. It's not an issue unless you make it one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 03, 2017, 04:30:38 PM
Fuck. She just canceled. "Family dinner".  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on March 03, 2017, 04:41:50 PM
A lot of people sort of lose touch with friends after high school/college which is why sites like meetup are so popular. Usually the people you meet in bars and concerts are too different to have anything in common with.

I know the first time I admitted "most of my friends are 30+ miles away now" felt weird and embarrassing but then I quickly learned that it's totally fucking depressingly normal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on March 03, 2017, 05:38:33 PM
As you get older you realize a lot of the people you considered friends in your 20s are morons and they realize the same about you. 😞
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on March 03, 2017, 05:56:46 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on March 03, 2017, 05:38:33 PM
As you get older you realize a lot of the people you considered friends in your 20s are morons and they realize the same about you. 😞
Embrace your inner man child :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 03, 2017, 06:43:13 PM
Quote from: Dufus on March 03, 2017, 05:44:29 PM
i didn't have friends in my 20s :doge

Get in line. Outside of co-workers and internet folks, I don't think I actually gained anyone in my 20's.

Now are you going to go out and talk to girls to get over your social awkwardness, or is Atra gonna have to continue to ask you about your love life? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 03, 2017, 07:23:35 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 03, 2017, 04:30:38 PM
Fuck. She just canceled. "Family dinner".  :doge

https://gfycat.com/WindyTautFinwhale
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on March 03, 2017, 08:53:04 PM
What's wrong with being a moron?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on March 03, 2017, 09:33:29 PM
Two gays independently confirmed me as being p. attractive :rejoice

A crack smoking 20 year old started fiending for me and I couldn't reign my flirting in. Gave her my # after receiving 3 hand written notes, hearts implied.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 03, 2017, 09:41:55 PM
Congrats on the gay likes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on March 03, 2017, 10:11:20 PM
Thanks, it brings me back to my college freshmen days--circa 2009 when my twinkish figure enticed both sexes.

When all the ladies in your dorm deem your crew the "boy band" :fabulous
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on March 04, 2017, 01:33:59 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 01, 2017, 12:39:39 AM
All I'm seeing is murdered in the digital realm posts, the rest of ya'll should do the same. It makes the thread like 20x better being able to scroll wheel past once sentence to actual content that'll help people besides Rah sitting there slitting his wrists with his nice-guy routine. :yeshrug

As I've said many times before, I don't believe in ignore-listing.

If he's just going to keep shitposting up the thread, I'd rather just be a mild dick to him instead.  More fun for me.  :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 04, 2017, 07:15:52 PM
Curious about the medium and hot dick versions
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on March 04, 2017, 11:58:06 PM
It's not that hard making friends. You should start with trying to make friends, then graduate to trying to meet girls. Having friends is convenient when you're in a relationship. You have companionship and a support system outside of your s.o. It'll help you to avoid neediness and also will mean that you have people to fall back on if things don't work out. It's too easy to stay in a bad relationship just because you don't want 2 die alone. 

Get outside, spend some time around actual rl people, and eventually you'll start to feel more comfortable in your own skin. Once you accomplish that, the rest is a whole lot easier.  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 05, 2017, 12:10:30 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on March 04, 2017, 11:58:06 PM
It's not that hard making friends.

I dunno... on the converse: while not for straights (http://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/gay-loneliness/), I figured I'd put this in just as a thinking point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on March 05, 2017, 12:14:45 AM
I'll revise my statement and agree with you that it's not easy, but you can make it happen if you find the willpower to force yourself outside of your comfort zone. Keep in mind this is coming from someone who has spent most of their life grappling with insecurity, but once you learn how to open yourself up to people you'll probably be surprised by how much people like you. We're all fucked up and conflicted and weird but lovable in our own unique ways.
:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 05, 2017, 02:19:15 AM
My girlfriend did something nice for me (though not exactly for selfless reasons), but it was unrealistic and required me to subsidize the offer with an insane work schedule (if I call it that it's telling you something) plus an additional layer of personal misery this week. At the end of it I'm kind of seething but there's really no out that won't blow up in my face. Oh how I envy the wizards.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 05, 2017, 09:14:51 AM
the volcel lifestyle :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 05, 2017, 10:05:21 PM
https://twitter.com/QueenIdle/status/838108226134626304
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Steve Contra on March 06, 2017, 05:22:55 PM
My relationship is a little...uh..."weird" right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 06, 2017, 05:39:44 PM
Quote from: Huff on March 03, 2017, 08:53:04 PM
What's wrong with being a moron?
If the 2016 election taught us anything, it is this: there is apparently nothing wrong with being a moron.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 06, 2017, 06:11:52 PM
I got asked by a coworker and his wife if I wanted to join them in bed :o

The coworker said they wanted to try it with someone safe (lol) and it's kind of a new thing for them.  As you all know, I am a proud kinkshamer and I think open relationships are an utter disaster 99 times out of 100.

So I said yes :doge

Neither of them are very attractive by the way but I committed to being a degenerate so I have no choice but to accept.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 06, 2017, 06:13:10 PM
Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 06, 2017, 06:39:44 PM
Quote from: Kara on March 06, 2017, 06:13:10 PM
Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Which case are you claiming applies here?  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 06, 2017, 07:25:11 PM
Post the results on The Bore while they're still quivering on the bed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 06, 2017, 08:36:21 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 06, 2017, 06:11:52 PM
I got asked by a coworker and his wife if I wanted to join them in bed :o

The coworker said they wanted to try it with someone safe (lol) and it's kind of a new thing for them.  As you all know, I am a proud kinkshamer and I think open relationships are an utter disaster 99 times out of 100.

So I said yes :doge

Neither of them are very attractive by the way but I committed to being a degenerate so I have no choice but to accept.
MTW the hero the bore needs
Pallo the hero the bore deserves
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 06, 2017, 08:37:59 PM
Quote from: chronovore on March 06, 2017, 06:39:44 PM
Quote from: Kara on March 06, 2017, 06:13:10 PM
Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Which case are you claiming applies here?  :-*

The latter (becoming a "kink" enabler).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 06, 2017, 08:41:43 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 06, 2017, 05:22:55 PM
My relationship is a little...uh..."weird" right now.
I cant believe no one asked for deets on this
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 06, 2017, 08:44:49 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 06, 2017, 08:41:43 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 06, 2017, 05:22:55 PM
My relationship is a little...uh..."weird" right now.
I cant believe no one asked for deets on this
Did you not see the post that came two posts after it?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 06, 2017, 09:24:34 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on March 06, 2017, 09:14:36 PM
Sleeping with a coworker's unattractive wife with his consent. :donot

 Sleeping with a coworker's unattractive wife without his consent.  :rash

Sleeping with a coworker without his unattractive wife's consent. (http://i.imgur.com/sixaJyl.png?1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 07, 2017, 01:36:39 AM
This thread has redeemed itself on this very page.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on March 07, 2017, 06:45:52 AM
Quote from: 213372bu on March 06, 2017, 09:14:36 PM
Sleeping with a coworker's unattractive wife with his consent. :donot

 Sleeping with a coworker's unattractive wife without his consent.  :rash
Sleeping with unattractive people :donot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 07, 2017, 11:07:47 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 07, 2017, 06:45:52 AM
Quote from: 213372bu on March 06, 2017, 09:14:36 PM
Sleeping with a coworker's unattractive wife with his consent. :donot

 Sleeping with a coworker's unattractive wife without his consent.  :rash
Sleeping with unattractive people :donot

Mac if you're going to post as Rah, at least do it under your Rah account. TYIA.


Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 06, 2017, 09:24:34 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on March 06, 2017, 09:14:36 PM
Sleeping with a coworker's unattractive wife with his consent. :donot

 Sleeping with a coworker's unattractive wife without his consent.  :rash

Sleeping with a coworker without his unattractive wife's consent. (http://i.imgur.com/sixaJyl.png?1)

Sleeping with a coworker with his unattractive wife's consent. :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 07, 2017, 12:54:16 PM
Sleeping.   :aah

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I haven't been sleeping well lately.  :-\
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2017, 12:56:08 PM
Contra pls
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on March 08, 2017, 03:11:14 AM
Totally iced out a pretty cute girl tonight. I felt bad when I saw her reaction. It's just really hard to turn off the whole cold indifference thing once you really buy into it.  :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 08, 2017, 09:59:50 AM
Been talking to several new women, have a date with one tonite.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 08, 2017, 10:44:24 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on March 08, 2017, 03:11:14 AM
Totally iced out a pretty cute girl tonight.

Arvie alt detected

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 09, 2017, 01:04:23 AM
Met the first likeable person (dating-wise) I've met in a year.  I had forgotten that people like this existed and I could really enjoy spending time with someone after all my dates in the last year had been bunk.  But gonna be pessimistic and figure I blew the date and she's not interested. 

We'll see.  I thought I was too busy to date right now, but this is the first person I've met that I'd like to make time for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 09, 2017, 10:14:59 AM
Went out with a chubby nurse with wavy brown hair last nite and let's just say opposites attract... her and I definitely have completely different interests but we hit it off pretty well, she was really outgoing and funny. Ended up making out in the parking lot of the pub for 10 minutes  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 09, 2017, 11:00:53 AM
I keep saying it, opposites are where its at!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 09, 2017, 11:08:15 AM
Well they often get.... shut - out :heyman
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 09, 2017, 01:48:00 PM
Btw, told one of my Kara stories on the date and it went well.  Bore keeps on providing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 09, 2017, 01:52:10 PM
And so he says to her, "You can't deduct THAT from your taxes!"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 09, 2017, 02:08:04 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 09, 2017, 01:52:10 PM
And so he says to her, "You can't deduct THAT from your taxes!"

The last time Bebpo had dinner with me I ranted about the estate tax while trying to eat ramen that I'd ordered with too much heat. :snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 09, 2017, 02:46:49 PM
We should grab ramen again after April 15th :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 09, 2017, 04:35:22 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on March 09, 2017, 02:46:49 PM
We should grab ramen again after April 15th :)

Is this a joke?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on March 09, 2017, 06:05:34 PM
They try.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
hair > razor burn
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 09, 2017, 06:09:47 PM
Quote from: Dufus on March 09, 2017, 05:59:53 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1351303

lol how the fuck are this dude and atra getting action but not me

shit ain't right

besides hair looks better than shaved
Hairy anus though  :holeup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on March 09, 2017, 06:15:34 PM
women covered in hair esp around the ass are scust. ofc gaf is running hard defense for these beasts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 09, 2017, 06:23:57 PM
Quote from: Dufus on March 09, 2017, 05:59:53 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1351303

lol how the fuck are this dude and atra getting action but not me

shit ain't right

Because they go out and talk to women. Are you doing that? :doge

Also
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Ya'll have hair around ya'lls asses, I don't want to hear "EWWWWW" from any of you men.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on March 09, 2017, 06:25:06 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 09, 2017, 06:23:57 PM
Quote from: Dufus on March 09, 2017, 05:59:53 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1351303

lol how the fuck are this dude and atra getting action but not me

shit ain't right

Because they go out and talk to women. Are you doing that? :doge

Also
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ya'll have hair around ya'lls asses, I don't want to hear "EWWWWW" from any of you men.
[close]
duh, thats why i shave it away :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 09, 2017, 06:38:35 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 09, 2017, 06:23:57 PM
Also
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ya'll have hair around ya'lls asses, I don't want to hear "EWWWWW" from any of you men.
[close]
Umm...no  :fabulous
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 09, 2017, 06:50:43 PM
Quote from: Dufus on March 09, 2017, 05:59:53 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1351303

lol how the fuck are this dude and atra getting action but not me

shit ain't right

besides hair looks better than shaved
Girls don't magically fall out of the sky and land on your dick.

I know. Hard to believe, right?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 09, 2017, 07:01:19 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 09, 2017, 06:38:35 PM
Umm...no  :fabulous

You are a terrible liar.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 09, 2017, 08:10:29 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 09, 2017, 07:01:19 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 09, 2017, 06:38:35 PM
Umm...no  :fabulous

You are a terrible liar.
wanna come and see?  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on March 09, 2017, 08:41:18 PM
Hairy pussies  :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 09, 2017, 08:57:43 PM
Maybe. If you wear that magical Mormon underwear I've heard talk about. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Syph on March 09, 2017, 09:18:02 PM
it depends brehs
brunettes: hair ok
blonde: nah
redhead: nah

not a deal breaker tho
you'd have to have 3 gaf accounts for that to be a deal breaker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 09, 2017, 10:09:49 PM
Quote from: Syph on March 09, 2017, 09:18:02 PM
it depends brehs
brunettes: hair ok
blonde: nah
redhead: nah

not a deal breaker tho
you'd have to have 3 gaf accounts for that to be a deal breaker

For me:
brunettes:  :-*
blondes  :-*
redheads  :-*

Sadly, the only redheads I slept with shaved.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 09, 2017, 10:17:50 PM
Don't most blondes have dark pubic hair anyway? I've never seen a blonde with bright pubic hair. My redhead friend was red downstairs too though, dunno if that's common with redheads or not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 09, 2017, 11:21:55 PM
Is it weird that even at 35 and into all kinds of stuff with my SOs, talking/reading about this stuff online makes me very uncomfortable?  Like I think I'm the furthest from puritan values there is, but it still feels like ehhhhh, awkward to put my thoughts out online on this stuff.  But maybe just remnants from like college days where one time I talked to a friend about oral and he was like "duuuuude, tmi" and then I never talked about sex again with friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 09, 2017, 11:35:27 PM
Not weird at all. It's not like anyone expects you to write NSFW stuff. Some are more open than others, and some just prefer to be more quiet about it. Does reading our posts make you uncomfortable too?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 10, 2017, 01:33:21 AM
It's more that I kinda want to comment on certain things with my own thoughts but then I'm pretty hesitant to do so when it comes to NSFW stuff.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 10, 2017, 06:36:16 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on March 10, 2017, 01:33:21 AM
It's more that I kinda want to comment on certain things with my own thoughts but then I'm pretty hesitant to do so when it comes to NSFW stuff.

So do so? You're on the internet, unless everyone knows who "Bebpo" is offline, you're fine with speaking your mind here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 10, 2017, 07:09:44 AM
*remembering how explicit I was when telling my deflowering story*

:PP

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 10, 2017, 07:40:13 AM
Some Hair >> Shaved >>> Untrimmed Bush

When I put my hand, tongue or wenis between her legs a little hair just feels so womanly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on March 11, 2017, 04:21:35 PM
Pubic hair will tear the bore apart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlackMage on March 11, 2017, 05:21:59 PM
I don't even care anymore. Sex is work now I GET TOO MUCH   DEMASIADOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 11, 2017, 08:58:45 PM
We're already into the 3rd month of this year and still no significant updates about Ruzbeh's love life.  :doge

Just think about all the likes you're missing out on.   :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 11, 2017, 09:10:02 PM
Yeah and what have you done for us lately, mister?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 11, 2017, 10:21:00 PM
Going out today with friends. Going to try and just be a cool dude. Whish me luck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2017, 10:41:53 PM
As long as you smell good hairy pussy is (http://i.imgur.com/PI4SENV.png)

Wouldn't be a fan of hairy ass tho but I've never experienced that.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 12, 2017, 06:18:45 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 11, 2017, 10:21:00 PM
Going out today with friends. Going to try and just be a cool dude. Whish me luck.
Well it was a fun time clubbing. I didn't talk to many girls which I mean I'm not sure the club is the best place to try and pick up chicks. Either way I had a good time and I realize I really need to work on myself, so maybe don't even worry about anything until then. I'm a cool person and people like me, I need to figure out why and work on that.

It sucks in part because I hang out with my Mexican friend and this is the closest girl I've had genuine feelings for. They aren't exactly returned for I'm sure numerous reasons. I kind of love her but I need to not take her rejection personal. I mean she likes me as a person just not that way. I don't know it's a struggle and I really need to work on myself before anything else. I really am a cool person(who is drunk now) and I'm sorry for being intalorable on here it's just I'm very frustrated and I need to work on really finding myself. I don't know, this is an inchorebt rant and I really need to get over this girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 12, 2017, 10:07:42 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 11, 2017, 09:10:02 PM
Yeah and what have you done for us lately, mister?
B R U T A L
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 12, 2017, 10:10:44 AM
Rahx and Dufus are fine dudes. I wish they could understand and accept this and find awesome partners.

PS: I am also drunk.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 12, 2017, 12:04:15 PM
Went out with a 35 year old science teacher last nite. She's into yoga and a lot of Eastern spirituality type stuff. She had a NICE rack. She was pretty quiet and shy at first but she definitely opened up more as the night went on. Ended with a kiss too and she texted me and said she wanted to go out again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 12, 2017, 06:56:13 PM
A new job offer AND a nice date? Man, you're on fire today. 🔥
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on March 12, 2017, 07:05:34 PM
Quote from: butt on March 12, 2017, 06:56:13 PM
A new job offer AND a nice date? Man, you're on fire today. 🔥

Seriously.

Teach me your ways, oh based tiesto. :bow2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 12, 2017, 11:51:19 PM
No secret, just put yourself out there as much as possible and persevere. It's been a stressful year so far but things are starting to get brighter  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on March 13, 2017, 03:00:12 AM
I was thinking that I might be ready to re-enter the dating game and open up my heart again and all that shit but now new opportunities have presented themselves at my place of work and now work will be life even more so than it is now and I won't even have time to think about bs like companionship and intimacy. Chase a check, never chase a bitch.  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on March 13, 2017, 07:57:54 AM
Opening up your heart is mistake number one  :wag
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2017, 11:37:16 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on March 13, 2017, 03:00:12 AM
open up my heart again
(http://i.imgur.com/58iFWOD.png)
wrong
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 13, 2017, 01:18:09 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on March 13, 2017, 03:00:12 AM
I was thinking that I might be ready to re-enter the dating game and open up my heart again and all that shit but now new opportunities have presented themselves at my place of work and now work will be life even more so than it is now and I won't even have time to think about bs like companionship and intimacy. Chase a check, never chase a bitch.  8)

mask on
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on March 13, 2017, 03:15:08 PM
Quote from: Huff on March 13, 2017, 07:57:54 AM
Opening up your heart is mistake number one  :wag

You're preaching to the choir here. It's just that winters in Michigan can get cold, dark and lonely. They start to test your resolve after awhile. You have those nights where you miss the feeling of having a warm body next to you. But I'm staying strong. U can't trick me.  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 15, 2017, 03:18:12 AM
And so today I went to my first gym outing. Will it lead to any results? I don't know, but I guess it's a start on some self improving.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 18, 2017, 01:50:07 AM
Can someone help me with my texts and other conversations, like with Atra? I'll share everything! I'l repeat anything you tell me!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 18, 2017, 05:47:59 AM
Be yourself, but 50 notches less.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 18, 2017, 05:22:08 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 18, 2017, 01:50:07 AM
Can someone help me with my texts and other conversations, like with Atra? I'll share everything! I'l repeat anything you tell me!

Woah, now. Slow your roll cowboy. Do the gym thing for a month, see if it helps your (IMO shitty, but who knows it could change!) mood and then we can work on the women.

You doing this is a good first step in a way, though. If you stop going "grr why don't women like me, I'm a nice guy! *serial killer voice here*" then maybe we can work on the dating after.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on March 19, 2017, 07:15:03 AM
Having someone else message a girl for you seems kind of strange. At some point you actually have to interact with her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 19, 2017, 07:25:51 AM
I'll do it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 19, 2017, 09:26:53 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on March 19, 2017, 07:15:03 AM
Having someone else message a girl for you seems kind of strange. At some point you actually have to interact with her.
When I had shark helping me I typed up a message first then sent it to him to review and/or edit if there was something that was a bit off. Then I sent the reviewed message off to the girl.

Also, I was typically messaging 3 or 2 girls at the same time. Some ended up ghosting despite keeping the convo going for a while.

And when I eventually met with some of these girls I remained casual and friendly. I didn't act like I was wanting anything from them except an opportunity to show them a fun time (at my expense).  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 19, 2017, 09:27:32 AM
dp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 19, 2017, 09:27:49 AM
tp...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 19, 2017, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on March 19, 2017, 07:15:03 AM
Having someone else message a girl for you seems kind of strange. At some point you actually have to interact with her.
I don't mean actually type up something for me. I mean give me pointers and an idea of what to say. I know how to not be a creeper, but maybe not come off as desperate. I also lose steam and interests very quickly in these Tinder/Bumble things.

I'm also not looking to date, meet these girls, or whatever right now anyway. I don't excoect to start dating or anything anytime soon/this year. Simply working on talking and other things is what I'd like to do now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 19, 2017, 11:00:11 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 18, 2017, 01:50:07 AM
Can someone help me with my texts and other conversations, like with Atra? I'll share everything! I'l repeat anything you tell me!

I could help... I'm good at 'getting my foot in the door' so to speak. It's when I finally meet them face-to-face that I get all awkward and fuck up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 19, 2017, 11:31:53 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 19, 2017, 10:52:21 AM
I know how to not be a creeper
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 19, 2017, 12:09:39 PM
Quote from: butt on March 19, 2017, 11:31:53 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 19, 2017, 10:52:21 AM
I know how to not be a creeper
:lol :lol :lol
Im many things but I know not to be like "here's my dick pic" or let me talk to you about my game collection. I don't even own a fedora.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 19, 2017, 01:19:24 PM
Creepiness isn't as simple as that.

Me being too eager to meet up with certain girls probably came off as creepy.
Certain questions and phrasing can come off as creepy.
Responding too soon and too frequently can come off as creepy and desperate.

edit: Saying "I hope I'm not being creepy." is creepy.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on March 19, 2017, 07:42:10 PM
All that is true, but tbh knowing not so send dick pix is a good first step that apparently eludes a large number of men
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 19, 2017, 08:11:12 PM
I was shocked when that heroin addict girl I went on one date with told me that more than 50% of guys sent her a dick pic as soon as they got her phone number.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 19, 2017, 09:33:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 19, 2017, 01:19:24 PM
Responding too soon and too frequently can come off as creepy and desperate.

Ironically enough once you get to know her well enough she will spam you constantly with texts and get pissed if you take more than 5 minutes to respond to one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 19, 2017, 10:47:00 PM
I'm off to have dinner with a milf that has enormous juggs. :drool

Wish me luck, boys!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 20, 2017, 02:22:11 AM
Holy shit, what an annoying date.

I mean, don't get me wrong, she was nice, polite and sweet and all that. But she had one huge flaw: she would not SHUT UP. To give you an idea, we met for dinner at 8:00, and from 8:30 - 11:00, and I shit you not, I LITERALLY had a grand total of TEN MINUTES of talk time! She's one of those people who talks about one subject and then goes of a tangent midway through and keeps fucking doing that.

And you know what, even this wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that the last hour was spent talking outside in the fucking cold.

All that being said, she's got massive gazongas pretty cool, and wants to meet up again, so all in all, it was a good first date.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 20, 2017, 04:57:19 AM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 19, 2017, 09:33:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 19, 2017, 01:19:24 PM
Responding too soon and too frequently can come off as creepy and desperate.

Ironically enough once you get to know her well enough she will spam you constantly with texts and get pissed if you take more than 5 minutes to respond to one.
That's part of the reason why I broke it off with that girl I was with for 2 weeks.

She was wanting me to text or Snapchat her while I was at my highly demanding/need 100% of my focus agency job. She, on the other hand, worked at a dollar store during the 3rd shift. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 20, 2017, 06:08:59 AM
A nice big set of boobers can make you ignore all sorts of flaws.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2017, 09:39:11 AM
Quote from: Atramental on March 20, 2017, 04:57:19 AM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 19, 2017, 09:33:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 19, 2017, 01:19:24 PM
Responding too soon and too frequently can come off as creepy and desperate.

Ironically enough once you get to know her well enough she will spam you constantly with texts and get pissed if you take more than 5 minutes to respond to one.
That's part of the reason why I broke it off with that girl I was with for 2 weeks.

She was wanting me to text or Snapchat her while I was at my highly demanding/need 100% of my focus agency job. She, on the other hand, worked at a dollar store during the 3rd shift. :doge

No dollar store slander, please.
 :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 20, 2017, 11:56:00 AM
Speaking of which, she told me about how annoying it was to work there because creepy old guys would constantly hit on her.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2017, 01:41:07 PM
I actually sorta get Oblivion to an extent. I mean, it could go two ways. Either they're very self centered and only pay attention to themselves (which is bad), or they are just a stream of consciousness talker. Most people take that to be bad too, but if you know how to talk to one and pay attention you'll learn a ton from them.  I'm a stream of consciousness talker if I don't watch myself. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 20, 2017, 02:37:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 20, 2017, 11:56:00 AM
Speaking of which, she told me about how annoying it was to work there because creepy old guys would constantly hit on her.  :doge

They heard she was looking for friends and there they were.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 20, 2017, 05:04:35 PM
You're good, breh. I decided to take a break from dating anyways. I'm focusing on my art/illustration skills at the moment since I was putting that off until I got laid.  :itagaki
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2017, 05:36:23 PM
Our boy went from putting pussy on a pedestal to putting it on hold.
(http://i.imgur.com/9JHsNSe.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: D3RANG3D on March 20, 2017, 05:54:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5dsoxue.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2017, 06:44:20 PM
Maybe Pallo finally got pussy and was like "Well, I can check that box. that was nice." And that's it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on March 20, 2017, 07:28:00 PM
It's never too late to go back to wizard school.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 20, 2017, 07:50:19 PM
Atra was a fake wizard. A real one knows that mana pools empty at the end of every phase and every step in the turn with or without the assistance of the relationship thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2017, 07:54:36 PM
Quote from: Kara on March 20, 2017, 07:50:19 PM
Atra was a fake wizard. A real one knows that mana pools empty at the end of every phase and every step in the turn with or without the assistance of the relationship thread.
Don't you take away our triump! :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 20, 2017, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2017, 01:41:07 PM
I actually sorta get Oblivion to an extent. I mean, it could go two ways. Either they're very self centered and only pay attention to themselves (which is bad), or they are just a stream of consciousness talker. Most people take that to be bad too, but if you know how to talk to one and pay attention you'll learn a ton from them.  I'm a stream of consciousness talker if I don't watch myself.

Same here.
:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 20, 2017, 08:20:51 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2017, 06:44:20 PM
Maybe Pallo finally got pussy and was like "Well, I can check that box. that was nice." And that's it.
Your assumption is not too far off, tbh.  :doge

But don't worry. I'll be back at it again in the not too distant future. Next time I plan on asking more girls out in person rather than using a dating app/site. Too much immediate competition on there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2017, 08:23:27 PM
Quote from: zomgee on March 20, 2017, 07:28:00 PM
It's never too late to go back to wizard school.

Not with his O.W.L.s
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2017, 08:29:21 PM
Quote from: chronovore on March 20, 2017, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2017, 01:41:07 PM
I actually sorta get Oblivion to an extent. I mean, it could go two ways. Either they're very self centered and only pay attention to themselves (which is bad), or they are just a stream of consciousness talker. Most people take that to be bad too, but if you know how to talk to one and pay attention you'll learn a ton from them.  I'm a stream of consciousness talker if I don't watch myself.

Same here.
:fbm
Don't feel bad. I've found the smartest people I know are stream of consciousness types. That doesn't mean all stream types are smart, just that it's a trait the best share.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 21, 2017, 01:36:36 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2017, 07:54:36 PM
Quote from: Kara on March 20, 2017, 07:50:19 PM
Atra was a fake wizard. A real one knows that mana pools empty at the end of every phase and every step in the turn with or without the assistance of the relationship thread.
Don't you take away our triump! :bolo

As Atramental spread, no secret that could give The Bore's defenders an advantage was considered too dangerous to seek. (http://i.imgur.com/GAETIxo.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 21, 2017, 03:05:26 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2017, 01:41:07 PM
I actually sorta get Oblivion to an extent. I mean, it could go two ways. Either they're very self centered and only pay attention to themselves (which is bad), or they are just a stream of consciousness talker. Most people take that to be bad too, but if you know how to talk to one and pay attention you'll learn a ton from them.  I'm a stream of consciousness talker if I don't watch myself.

Yeah, like I said, she's a fairly nice person, so in her case, it was an issue of the latter. I'm also somewhat guilty of it myself, though not to THAT extent.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 21, 2017, 03:24:49 AM
Almost always in social situations I try very hard to hold back from talking too much, because it happens a lot when I'm nervous or around new people. Especially when I get excited, if someone starts talking about something I really like. I can tell when it's too much, but my ADHD keeps me going, sometimes into weird nonsense.

Whenever I apologize for talking too much, people often say it's totally fine, and that they enjoy it "keep going", but I think they say it to be nice, or so they don't have to talk much.
:goldberg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 21, 2017, 10:01:54 AM
Quote from: Kara on March 20, 2017, 07:50:19 PM
Atra was a fake wizard. A real one knows that mana pools empty at the end of every phase and every step in the turn with or without the assistance of the relationship thread.

In a way, the invention of Internet porn is like the IRL version of WOTC removing mana burn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on March 21, 2017, 11:36:16 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 21, 2017, 10:01:54 AM
Quote from: Kara on March 20, 2017, 07:50:19 PM
Atra was a fake wizard. A real one knows that mana pools empty at the end of every phase and every step in the turn with or without the assistance of the relationship thread.

In a way, the invention of Internet porn is like the IRL version of WOTC removing mana burn.

League of Legends told me mana burn is ANTI FUN (TM).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 22, 2017, 12:44:35 AM
It can get a whole lot worse (http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/magic-lessons-2009-06-22) than that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 22, 2017, 05:10:53 AM
Quote from: Kara on March 22, 2017, 12:44:35 AM
It can get a whole lot worse (http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/magic-lessons-2009-06-22) than that.

There is no fucking way I'm reading that wall of nerdlinger text.

Kara casts WALL OF OHIO TEXT
Chrono casts Counterspell
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 23, 2017, 01:36:53 PM
Going out for tapas tonight with a short, curvy, black-haired girl who works for Pearson and is a fellow Michio Kaku fan.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2017, 05:49:27 PM
Pearson? Like the schoolbooks Pearson? Ask her why their damn math labs are down at the worst damn times.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 23, 2017, 06:45:46 PM
Quote from: Kara on March 21, 2017, 01:36:36 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2017, 07:54:36 PM
Quote from: Kara on March 20, 2017, 07:50:19 PM
Atra was a fake wizard. A real one knows that mana pools empty at the end of every phase and every step in the turn with or without the assistance of the relationship thread.
Don't you take away our triump! :bolo

As Atramental spread, no secret that could give The Bore's defenders an advantage was considered too dangerous to seek. (http://i.imgur.com/GAETIxo.jpg)

Kara is making me want to play Magic again. Too bad I'm sunk-cost fallacy into a poorly balanced minority card-game. :doge

Quote from: Mupepe on March 23, 2017, 05:49:27 PM
Pearson? Like the schoolbooks Pearson? Ask her why their damn math labs are down at the worst damn times.

:preach
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 23, 2017, 07:02:17 PM
Magic always seemed kinda fun but with too much investment of time to me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 23, 2017, 07:03:18 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 23, 2017, 07:02:17 PM
Magic always seemed kinda fun but with too much investment of time to me

"Time" :girlaff

There's a reason it's called "Cardboard Crack" and time has nothing to do with it. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 23, 2017, 07:36:39 PM
Quote from: chronovore on March 22, 2017, 05:10:53 AM
Quote from: Kara on March 22, 2017, 12:44:35 AM
It can get a whole lot worse (http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/magic-lessons-2009-06-22) than that.

There is no fucking way I'm reading that wall of nerdlinger text.

Kara casts WALL OF OHIO TEXT
Chrono casts Counterspell

I said "a whole lot," didn't I? :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on March 24, 2017, 01:32:29 AM
Quote from: Kara on March 22, 2017, 12:44:35 AM
It can get a whole lot worse (http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/magic-lessons-2009-06-22) than that.

I feel like just clicking that link has decreased the likelihood I will have sex this year.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 24, 2017, 05:39:07 AM
Welp, the milf hasn't replied back since our date.

So that's $17 I'll never get back.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 24, 2017, 01:26:27 PM
Dating: Spending a bunch of money on someone else's wife
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Steve Contra on March 24, 2017, 02:31:42 PM
Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 24, 2017, 02:53:25 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 24, 2017, 02:31:42 PM
Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.
I'm flattered Steve. But I told you, it would never work between us.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 24, 2017, 04:06:27 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 24, 2017, 02:31:42 PM
Fell in love with someone

The only drug better than cocaine.

Debateable which one makes you go broke faster.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on March 24, 2017, 05:17:34 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 24, 2017, 02:31:42 PM
Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

Say it isn’t so. Are the Contras going to make it?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Steve Contra on March 24, 2017, 05:40:30 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on March 24, 2017, 05:17:34 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 24, 2017, 02:31:42 PM
Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

Say it isn’t so. Are the Contras going to make it?
No clue.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on March 24, 2017, 05:41:57 PM
Really sorry to hear that. Good luck. I hope things work out the way you want them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 24, 2017, 06:08:12 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 06, 2017, 06:11:52 PM
I got asked by a coworker and his wife if I wanted to join them in bed :o

The coworker said they wanted to try it with someone safe (lol) and it's kind of a new thing for them.  As you all know, I am a proud kinkshamer and I think open relationships are an utter disaster 99 times out of 100.

So I said yes :doge

Neither of them are very attractive by the way but I committed to being a degenerate so I have no choice but to accept.

As an update, this is going to happen next week.  They've told me that they have some fetishes they want to partake in.  It is a mix of hilarious and disturbing but nothing that will be done to me.  I might have to be drunk to make this happen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on March 24, 2017, 06:09:21 PM
Please tell me it involves cringey language.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 24, 2017, 06:25:14 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 24, 2017, 02:31:42 PM
Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

That's a rough one, sorry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 24, 2017, 08:41:42 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 24, 2017, 06:08:12 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 06, 2017, 06:11:52 PM
I got asked by a coworker and his wife if I wanted to join them in bed :o

The coworker said they wanted to try it with someone safe (lol) and it's kind of a new thing for them.  As you all know, I am a proud kinkshamer and I think open relationships are an utter disaster 99 times out of 100.

So I said yes :doge

Neither of them are very attractive by the way but I committed to being a degenerate so I have no choice but to accept.

As an update, this is going to happen next week.  They've told me that they have some fetishes they want to partake in.  It is a mix of hilarious and disturbing but nothing that will be done to me.  I might have to be drunk to make this happen.

(https://media.tenor.co/images/b632bad59882b57aba6539e853976933/raw)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2017, 01:28:50 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 24, 2017, 08:41:42 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 24, 2017, 06:08:12 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 06, 2017, 06:11:52 PM
I got asked by a coworker and his wife if I wanted to join them in bed :o

The coworker said they wanted to try it with someone safe (lol) and it's kind of a new thing for them.  As you all know, I am a proud kinkshamer and I think open relationships are an utter disaster 99 times out of 100.

So I said yes :doge

Neither of them are very attractive by the way but I committed to being a degenerate so I have no choice but to accept.

As an update, this is going to happen next week.  They've told me that they have some fetishes they want to partake in.  It is a mix of hilarious and disturbing but nothing that will be done to me.  I might have to be drunk to make this happen.

(https://media.tenor.co/images/b632bad59882b57aba6539e853976933/raw)

butt stuff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 25, 2017, 02:20:53 AM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 24, 2017, 02:31:42 PM
Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.
This is one of my biggest nightmares, fuck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 25, 2017, 05:22:13 AM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 24, 2017, 05:40:30 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on March 24, 2017, 05:17:34 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 24, 2017, 02:31:42 PM
Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

Say it isn’t so. Are the Contras going to make it?
No clue.

Wait, is this a recent thing?  :o
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 25, 2017, 07:12:33 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2017, 01:28:50 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 24, 2017, 08:41:42 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 24, 2017, 06:08:12 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 06, 2017, 06:11:52 PM
I got asked by a coworker and his wife if I wanted to join them in bed :o

The coworker said they wanted to try it with someone safe (lol) and it's kind of a new thing for them.  As you all know, I am a proud kinkshamer and I think open relationships are an utter disaster 99 times out of 100.

So I said yes :doge

Neither of them are very attractive by the way but I committed to being a degenerate so I have no choice but to accept.

As an update, this is going to happen next week.  They've told me that they have some fetishes they want to partake in.  It is a mix of hilarious and disturbing but nothing that will be done to me.  I might have to be drunk to make this happen.

(https://media.tenor.co/images/b632bad59882b57aba6539e853976933/raw)

butt stuff

In that case, he's a wuss. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 27, 2017, 10:51:20 AM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 24, 2017, 02:31:42 PM
Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

I warned you guys that Jinfash was a home wrecker.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 28, 2017, 07:35:08 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 24, 2017, 06:08:12 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on March 06, 2017, 06:11:52 PM
I got asked by a coworker and his wife if I wanted to join them in bed :o

The coworker said they wanted to try it with someone safe (lol) and it's kind of a new thing for them.  As you all know, I am a proud kinkshamer and I think open relationships are an utter disaster 99 times out of 100.

So I said yes :doge

Neither of them are very attractive by the way but I committed to being a degenerate so I have no choice but to accept.

As an update, this is going to happen next week.  They've told me that they have some fetishes they want to partake in.  It is a mix of hilarious and disturbing but nothing that will be done to me.  I might have to be drunk to make this happen.

I did it last night.  I got back pretty late so I was too tired to write anything up and I'm going to work here in a minute so I'll update you all later today.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 28, 2017, 08:34:00 AM
TYPE FASTER. Does your butthole hurt?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on March 28, 2017, 08:57:45 AM
Quote from: butt on March 28, 2017, 08:34:00 AM
TYPE FASTER. Does your butthole hurt?

what kind of keyboard would that be
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 28, 2017, 01:04:16 PM
Quote from: zomgee on March 28, 2017, 08:57:45 AM
Quote from: butt on March 28, 2017, 08:34:00 AM
TYPE FASTER. Does your butthole hurt?

what kind of keyboard would that be
The best kind :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 28, 2017, 10:10:13 PM
I wrote a previous version of this that went way too long so I will present the abridged version instead in bullet point format.  I have in spoilers so people who don't want to read it can't whine about seeing it:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
- After a few minutes of meeting them at their house, the coworker (I'll just call him "the guy") came down with a Rubbermaid tub full of DVDs, dildos (none were purple colored), vibrators, and a strap on.
- One of the DVDs was a homemade video of the guy, his wife ("the woman"), and a black guy they met in Vegas banging each other in a grainy video that was hard to tell what was going on a lot of the time.  Yes the black guy banged both the woman and the guy.  They said that hey, they were all drunk.  I guess ass is ass when it comes to Las Vegas.
- I started to get into it with the woman.  The guy was content with watching the DVD of the time he got his ass rammed in Vegas.
- I made sure to bring my A game into it and got her to come multiple times.  The guy was getting disturbed after a while and kept whining about much fun she was having without him.
- Eventually she said "fine", got up and started putting on the strap on!
- With what seemed to be minimal lube, she just started ramming this guy's ass hard.  I've never seen this before.  I think they kept going until he came, which I've never seen before either.
- He was showering for what seemed to be forever.  I joked "Hey, I should do that to you!" and she said that she likes anal but didn't "get ready" for it.  So she started blowing me instead.  I asked her to lick my ass and she did!
- After the guy came out, he complained that his wife was blowing me when he was showering.  I proposed that we both fuck her and he barely seemed interested.  So she was blowing him and I was fucking her.  I pulled out after a couple minutes and looks like she was spotting.  Apparently that meant that teh sex was over.
- She ran in the bathroom and the video of the threesome they had in Vegas was still looping.
- After she came out, she said, "Well, I guess it's getting to be bedtime" so I left.
- I had an all day meeting today so I didn't get to see the guy but I will tomorrow.  Will it be awkward or will it be as if nothing happened?  We'll see.
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 28, 2017, 10:14:38 PM
lmao.

I think he was hoping you'd do him instead of her doing him. :doge I think it's going to be supppppper awkward because of that tomorrow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 28, 2017, 10:25:06 PM
LOL wow I never thought of it that way and a lot of things made sense now.  You're probably right :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 28, 2017, 10:48:40 PM
Quote
They've told me that they have some fetishes they want to partake in.  It is a mix of hilarious and disturbing but nothing that will be done to me.

Now I'm wanting to know what their fetishes are if they were content with just you railing her (well her being content with it, obviously). Did they seriously give you no indications that the guy wanted in on the action past that DVD?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 28, 2017, 10:55:56 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 28, 2017, 10:14:38 PM
lmao.

I think he was hoping you'd do him instead of her doing him. :doge I think it's going to be supppppper awkward because of that tomorrow.
Um...yeah. That was my thought, the guy probably wanted  you to fuck him more than to fuck her.  And yeah....itsa gonna be awkward because that's still unresolved. Did they not mention anything about the pegging/dude being bi first?

On a related note, so this happened, "Hey Puppy, you're a fun guy always looking for a fun story right? Why don't you come to this small sex party on Friday?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on March 28, 2017, 11:02:07 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 28, 2017, 10:25:06 PM
LOL wow I never thought of it that way and a lot of things made sense now.  You're probably right :lol

Alright dude, we're doing this again, but this time there are some ground rules...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 28, 2017, 11:17:26 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 28, 2017, 10:55:56 PM
"Hey Puppy, you're a fun guy always looking for a fun story right? Why don't you come to this small sex party on Friday?"

I mean you're Mormon, so that would be a typical Friday for you, right? :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 29, 2017, 12:20:18 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 28, 2017, 11:17:26 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 28, 2017, 10:55:56 PM
"Hey Puppy, you're a fun guy always looking for a fun story right? Why don't you come to this small sex party on Friday?"

I mean you're Mormon, so that would be a typical Friday for you, right? :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge
But this one might have coffee!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on March 29, 2017, 12:57:40 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 28, 2017, 10:25:06 PM
LOL wow I never thought of it that way and a lot of things made sense now.  You're probably right :lol
I suspected the moment I read strap-on. Then you described his complaints and it was confirmed.

Though to be fair, he should have hinted at it when he asked you in the first place.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 29, 2017, 01:40:28 AM
I feel like him wanting you to pound him in the ass is the only way to read that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 29, 2017, 06:28:48 AM
Who's the wife's pornstar doppelgänger? Y'know just so I can have an accurate mental picture of what went down.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 29, 2017, 08:35:15 AM
What was the wife's reaction to his whining? That can't be attractive for her  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 29, 2017, 11:21:20 AM
Quote from: Atramental on March 29, 2017, 06:28:48 AM
Who's the wife's pornstar doppelgänger? Y'know just so I can have an accurate mental picture of what went down.  :doge

Ron Jeremy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2017, 11:35:59 AM
Did the black guy in the video have a big dick?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 29, 2017, 04:40:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2017, 11:35:59 AM
Did the black guy in the video have a big dick?

PD truly asking the hard-hitting  :doge questions.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Syph on March 29, 2017, 05:27:04 PM
The new writers this season have really turned things around
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 29, 2017, 07:00:37 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 28, 2017, 10:14:38 PM
lmao.

I think he was hoping you'd do him instead of her doing him. :doge I think it's going to be supppppper awkward because of that tomorrow.

I did not see him today.  I was out and about all day today so I think he was intentionally avoiding me or it could just be coincidence.

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 28, 2017, 10:48:40 PM
Quote
They've told me that they have some fetishes they want to partake in.  It is a mix of hilarious and disturbing but nothing that will be done to me.

Now I'm wanting to know what their fetishes are if they were content with just you railing her (well her being content with it, obviously). Did they seriously give you no indications that the guy wanted in on the action past that DVD?

They were into pegging and humiliation.  Seems a little tame for some people here I'm sure but I would be uncomfortable seeing it happen in real life.  I assumed she would do the pegging, not me.  I guess I was wrong even though she did use the strap on.  No indications otherwise but they were very nervous about the whole thing.  My guess is that either I didn't pick up on what they wanted or they weren't up front enough.  I can't say for sure what happened.

Quote from: Atramental on March 29, 2017, 06:28:48 AM
Who's the wife's pornstar doppelgänger? Y'know just so I can have an accurate mental picture of what went down.  :doge

I don't really know.  She's not very attractive.  She had shoulder length hair that she dyed black, an unfortunate square shaped ass, a little chubby, a 70s style wolf bush, small tits, but could be cute if she cleaned up nicely, which she didn't.

Something that was really not attractive about her is that after hitting her from the back, I started noticing a little bit of a shit smell wafting in the air.  I had to reposition her and move her a couple times along a sectional they owned to avoid the smell.

Hope that provides a decent enough mental picture for you.

Quote from: Mupepe on March 29, 2017, 08:35:15 AM
What was the wife's reaction to his whining? That can't be attractive for her  :doge

She ignored him until she said "fine" and got the strap on.  I think she was trying to tune him out or wasn't paying attention.  It wasn't a good look for sure.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2017, 11:35:59 AM
Did the black guy in the video have a big dick?

I did look to see :doge but the video was too hard to tell.  So let's just assume he was packing some heat down below.  The lighting and video quality was awful.

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 29, 2017, 01:40:28 AM
I feel like him wanting you to pound him in the ass is the only way to read that

This is new territory for me.  I guess I fucked up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 29, 2017, 07:30:53 PM
MTW: The undiscovered Country :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on March 29, 2017, 09:11:30 PM
Quote from: Syph on March 29, 2017, 05:27:04 PM
The new writers this season have really turned things around

They can't seem to decide whether they want it to be a comedy or a drama at this point, tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 29, 2017, 11:43:31 PM
So depraved  :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 29, 2017, 11:54:29 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 29, 2017, 07:00:37 PM
They were into pegging and humiliation.  Seems a little tame for some people here I'm sure but I would be uncomfortable seeing it happen in real life.  I assumed she would do the pegging, not me.  I guess I was wrong even though she did use the strap on.  No indications otherwise but they were very nervous about the whole thing.  My guess is that either I didn't pick up on what they wanted or they weren't up front enough.  I can't say for sure what happened.

He certainly got humilated alright.  :cody

They definitely weren't upfront if he wanted you to do him from behind. I'm guessing they thought the DVD would have you go "okay, yeah I'm the bi-male doing both" vibe from it, but nah that's not the way to go. Especially after they said "nothing would be done" on you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 30, 2017, 01:11:33 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 29, 2017, 07:00:37 PM
I don't really know.  She's not very attractive.  She had shoulder length hair that she dyed black, an unfortunate square shaped ass, a little chubby, a 70s style wolf bush, small tits, but could be cute if she cleaned up nicely, which she didn't.

You disappoint me, brother.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 30, 2017, 01:11:48 AM
Did she have nice calves, at least?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 30, 2017, 07:51:54 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on March 30, 2017, 01:11:33 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 29, 2017, 07:00:37 PM
I don't really know.  She's not very attractive.  She had shoulder length hair that she dyed black, an unfortunate square shaped ass, a little chubby, a 70s style wolf bush, small tits, but could be cute if she cleaned up nicely, which she didn't.

You disappoint me, brother.

You make me proud, brother.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on March 30, 2017, 02:35:59 PM
Sometimes, chasing that rush of shame/degeneracy causes you to give your coworker blue balls. That's a learning experience.

And oblivion, it's kind of weird the way you talk about women sometimes wrt boobs and leggings.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 30, 2017, 03:15:46 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on March 30, 2017, 02:35:59 PM

And oblivion, it's kind of weird the way you talk about women sometimes wrt boobs and leggings.

sjw spotted
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on March 30, 2017, 10:48:58 PM
I'm not an SJW, I benefit from small boobs and leggings. Purely selfish motivation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 30, 2017, 11:25:46 PM
This time of year really sucks because I either have to work time management miracles or say unpleasant things like, "Yeah, I know this thing that's important to you today is important, but it's objectively inferior to this thing I have going on right now," or, "The marginal utility of my time is so incomprehensible to you that those 20 minutes you made me wait are taken as a grievous insult."

I reiterate my previously sworn oath to never couple up after this relationship crashes and burns.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 31, 2017, 07:36:12 AM
Made out with a chubby MILF last night but she had bad smoker's breath even though she never smoked once when I was with her.  But those DDs tho :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 02, 2017, 12:22:33 AM
This is kinda weird... a girl I dated a while ago recently got married and there was an article in Trump's least favorite newspaper about it:

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/31/fashion/weddings/she-loves-the-met-he-loves-lebron-james.html (https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/31/fashion/weddings/she-loves-the-met-he-loves-lebron-james.html)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on April 02, 2017, 12:53:09 AM
Trying to find new places to nut. Not allowed on face or hair but tits and back have lost their edge / appeal. Maybs I'll try feet next.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 02, 2017, 01:01:23 AM
In her mouth or ass. :comeon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Syph on April 02, 2017, 01:27:54 AM
>not baking a pie every single time

 :confused

Quote from: Kara on March 30, 2017, 11:25:46 PM
This time of year really sucks because I either have to work time management miracles or say unpleasant things like, "Yeah, I know this thing that's important to you today is important, but it's objectively inferior to this thing I have going on right now," or, "The marginal utility of my time is so incomprehensible to you that those 20 minutes you made me wait are taken as a grievous insult."
this may be my favorite post ever
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 02, 2017, 06:19:49 AM
Quote from: Syph on April 02, 2017, 01:27:54 AM
>not baking a pie every single time

 :confused

>wanting a mexican to have more kids

:confused
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 02, 2017, 02:18:24 PM
Giving up on pursuing any serious relationship for a while. Realized what I wanted was someone to save me from feeling depressed and shitty about life. That shit is selfish in the end.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Syph on April 02, 2017, 05:11:49 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 02, 2017, 06:19:49 AM
Quote from: Syph on April 02, 2017, 01:27:54 AM
>not baking a pie every single time

 :confused

>wanting a mexican to have more kids

:confused
that critical detail eluded me
 :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 02, 2017, 05:30:17 PM
We should build a wall about NudeMac's pussy, and make HIM pay for it. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on April 02, 2017, 06:23:25 PM
Quote from: mormapope on April 02, 2017, 02:18:24 PM
Giving up on pursuing any serious relationship for a while. Realized what I wanted was someone to save me from feeling depressed and shitty about life. That shit is selfish in the end.

That's really mature, and I hope you take care of yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 02, 2017, 08:54:03 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2017, 12:53:09 AM
Trying to find new places to nut. Not allowed on face or hair but tits and back have lost their edge / appeal. Maybs I'll try feet next.

Stomach, get some in the belly button too.  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 03, 2017, 12:35:48 AM
I'm about to go on an impromptu date
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 03, 2017, 12:36:34 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 03, 2017, 12:35:48 AM
I'm about to go on an impromptu date
:-X

Dufus, you're on notice bud :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 03, 2017, 01:52:46 PM
progress realized is beautiful, bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 03, 2017, 03:22:21 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on April 03, 2017, 03:00:31 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 03, 2017, 12:35:48 AM
I'm about to go on an impromptu date

Are you using Karakand's conversation coaching?
I don't think I can do the east coast  Jaded Ivy League grad thing.

Anyway it wasn't a big thing/deal. The girl asked me if I wanted to get drinks after work. Just us. I accepted. She seemed to get excited which seems good to me.

We got there. She changed clothes so she tried to look a bit more presentable so I guess that's good.

Anyway it was good and then her baby daddy showed up and welll it put a downer on it. But I kept my cool and made sure she got home without being a "ima fight" macho dude. We talked a bit after Wars. I earned some points I think.

It probably won't go anywhere but it was nice.

and she's a short thick Mexican with a big butt so obviously I like.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on April 03, 2017, 03:31:11 PM
Real relationships involve cleaning out shower drains clogged with one year's worth of hair and hair product, akin to pulling out a two foot skunk tail from a drain.

Get on my level.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 03, 2017, 03:40:40 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 03, 2017, 03:22:21 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on April 03, 2017, 03:00:31 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 03, 2017, 12:35:48 AM
I'm about to go on an impromptu date

Are you using Karakand's conversation coaching?
I don't think I can do the east coast  Jaded Ivy League grad thing.

Anyway it wasn't a big thing/deal. The girl asked me if I wanted to get drinks after work. Just us. I accepted. She seemed to get excited which seems good to me.

We got there. She changed clothes so she tried to look a bit more presentable so I guess that's good.

Anyway it was good and then her baby daddy showed up and welll it put a downer on it. But I kept my cool and made sure she got home without being a "ima fight" macho dude. We talked a bit after Wars. I earned some points I think.

It probably won't go anywhere but it was nice.

and she's a short thick Mexican with a big butt so obviously I like.
Still a victory. Progress. Glorious progress.
:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2017, 07:51:17 PM
well fellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjV7krmYobI

not going into details but it's about shit in the past and her feeling insecure

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 03, 2017, 07:54:09 PM
I'd forgive your past infidelities, PD. You can walk all over me, bro. Keep me in mind.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2017, 07:57:31 PM
Quote from: zomgee on April 03, 2017, 03:31:11 PM
pulling out a two foot skunk tail from a drain.

Get on my level.

what kind of innuendo is that?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 03, 2017, 08:05:31 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 03, 2017, 07:57:31 PM
Quote from: zomgee on April 03, 2017, 03:31:11 PM
pulling out a two foot skunk tail from a drain.

Get on my level.

what kind of innuendo is that?

Furry cosplay. Buttplug-mounted tail. C'mon, you had three of these in your dungeon, don't pretend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 03, 2017, 08:07:27 PM
This season started off slow but it's a rollercoaster!

PD, I don't care about your past, so long as you're here in the present  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 03, 2017, 08:54:41 PM
So how do you guys meet other women?

School is winding down for me so that's closing.

Work is not something I want or should dabble with.

And because of my personality or environment, I don't think the bar scene is it.

But one of my problems is of course being picky, but also just not having a huge pool or even knowing how to get to that pool.

I know online dating is a thing and well I keep swiping, but I probably need to work on my aesthetics so to speak to make that go my way. Where else do you find people?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 03, 2017, 09:25:28 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2017, 07:51:17 PM
well fellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjV7krmYobI

not going into details but it's about shit in the past and her feeling insecure

bless up

You'll always have Dollar Tree.  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Syph on April 03, 2017, 11:54:27 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2017, 07:51:17 PM
well fellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjV7krmYobI

not going into details but it's about shit in the past and her feeling insecure

bless up
ayo im sorry to hear that, keep your head up man
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pm if u ever need to vent bro i got you  :respect
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 04, 2017, 12:33:04 AM
Sorry to hear that, PD...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 04, 2017, 01:18:44 AM
they're gonna get back together
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 04, 2017, 01:51:31 AM
Rah, you're looking too hard, bro. That's why you can't find anyone.

Plus, you're creepy and hella weird, but y'know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 04, 2017, 06:54:03 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 03, 2017, 08:54:41 PM
So how do you guys meet other women?

School is winding down for me so that's closing.

Work is not something I want or should dabble with.

And because of my personality or environment, I don't think the bar scene is it.

But one of my problems is of course being picky, but also just not having a huge pool or even knowing how to get to that pool.

I know online dating is a thing and well I keep swiping, but I probably need to work on my aesthetics so to speak to make that go my way. Where else do you find people?
One of my friends will spark a conversation with any girl he thinks is cute (who is obviously not busy with something or has her bf right there) and ask for her number after talking with her for a minute or two.

He does this basically every week or every other week. He did this last weekend at coffee shop that him, I, and another friend went to. He got her number, they went on a date soon after, and it didn't pan out but he's probably moved onto another girl by now. The guy is persistent to a fault.

Sooner or later I'm going to do what he does (instead of tinder) after I lose 15 lbs of this post-"I stayed thin just to look super fuckable for my 3 months of dating" phase.  :doge

He's flirted back & forth with a married woman at the DMV and asked for her number (he didn't know she was married until she told him), he asks girls out at Barnes & Noble all the time, when him and I go to restaurants he'll always spark a conversation with a waitress if she's cute & not too busy. Dude does not give a fuck in the best way possible.

edit: I should also add that this guy doesn't really go to bars because he is/was an alcoholic and no longer drinks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 04, 2017, 08:41:35 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 03, 2017, 08:54:41 PM
And because of my personality or environment, I don't think the bar scene is it.

If you're honestly serious: It could be. But you already identified the problem: Your personality gives off "creep" vibes. You need to change that.

Quote
But one of my problems is of course being picky, but also just not having a huge pool or even knowing how to get to that pool.

I know online dating is a thing and well I keep swiping, but I probably need to work on my aesthetics so to speak to make that go my way. Where else do you find people?

To give you an expanded answer on your last sentence: Anywhere you think is reasonable. Coffee house (could talk to fellow customers), gym (which you said you were doing last month) and talking to the women there about their exercises or "do you need help" (without coming off as condensing. Though I think PD and others could probably help you there, gyms aren't my scene). OkCupid/Tinder/et. al. online dating services can also work.

But really, if you want to knock that "creeper" vibe out: Don't worry about women right now. Talk to men (in before you shut this down like your asshole would be on going in the backdoor) and try to knock off the Elliot-vibes you give off when you talk to/about women. Once you get that "resentment" about not having a woman off you in regards to conversations, you'll then be ready for trying to attract a girl. If you're using Tinder, don't go for "relationship" right now, just go for conversations/"talking". I don't know if Tinder has that option similar to Gay apps, but it is possible that if you swipe and swipe and swipe (and match with women that your already admitted high-standards wouldn't let you do) you'll get people/girls to talk to that'll help you overcome this.

It's like an RPG: You have to grind EXP to get to the next-level. Start talking to as many folks that you wouldn't normally talk to in your daily life to get "charisma" (not sure how to word it for you) to charm women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 04, 2017, 10:39:23 AM
Lol look at this gay man, no woman wants to be approached at gym -- or at the very least, hitting on women at the gym ain't gonna help with looking like a creep
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 04, 2017, 11:16:23 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on April 04, 2017, 10:39:23 AM
Lol look at this gay man, no woman wants to be approached at gym -- or at the very least, hitting on women at the gym ain't gonna help with looking like a creep
Yeah even I think that's the worst place to approach well anyone. Most people don't want to be botherd and women I'm sure don't want to be hit on while they are working out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 04, 2017, 11:18:52 AM
Also, most people wear earbuds/headphones at the gym which is basically a universal "don't talk to me" sign.

Keep it to bookstores and coffee shops for now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 04, 2017, 11:36:58 AM
Quote from: Atramental on April 04, 2017, 11:18:52 AM
Also, most people wear earbuds/headphones at the gym which is basically a universal "don't talk to me" sign.

Keep it to bookstores and coffee shops for now.
I feel like no matter where he goes, he somehow manages to creep girls the fuck out.

At this point we should just start praying for him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 04, 2017, 11:42:36 AM
I literally have no advice since I stuck to online dating until it worked and it eventually worked so I'm happy with the results. Good luck otherwise!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 04, 2017, 11:43:13 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on April 04, 2017, 10:39:23 AM
Lol look at this gay man, no woman wants to be approached at gym -- or at the very least, hitting on women at the gym ain't gonna help with looking like a creep

:trumps I know plenty of gay men that get other men at the gym. Like I said: It's not my scene and I wouldn't know the heterosexual equivalent. You're right in that picking up women there probably isn't the best move.

Point being: Rah needs to get out there and talk to people. Men, women, EVERYONE. And lose the "woe is me, I'm going to me a 'virgin' forever so I should kill everyone" vibe he has on him. Andrex found him good looking, for example. So it's obviously not the looks that are going to shoot him down. It's his attitude that is. He needs to work on that ANYWHERE he can.

Quote from: butt on April 04, 2017, 11:36:58 AM
I feel like no matter where he goes, he somehow manages to creep girls the fuck out.

It's possible and it seems like he is wanting to take steps to fix this. Which is good. He needs to start with changing his mindview on women throwing themselves at him. Which seems to be what he's doing first. But the major stumbling block is translating that "disregard :quark , acquire Euros" mindview to actual action/thinking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 04, 2017, 11:46:28 AM
I'm sure the gym is a great place to get some cock, but there's a whole market of gyms built around the idea that women don't go because they don't want to be hit on :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 04, 2017, 12:11:56 PM
Quote from: butt on April 04, 2017, 11:36:58 AM
Quote from: Atramental on April 04, 2017, 11:18:52 AM
Also, most people wear earbuds/headphones at the gym which is basically a universal "don't talk to me" sign.

Keep it to bookstores and coffee shops for now.
I feel like no matter where he goes, he somehow manages to creep girls the fuck out.

At this point we should just start praying for him.
Creepiness usually comes about from desperation and having a "taking" mindset rather than a "giving" mindset.

And if Rahx had the money I would recommend he go and attend this seminar:
http://bootcamp.theartofcharm.com/personal/

I might actually go to this or the business one in a year or two to improve upon my "soft skills".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 04, 2017, 12:20:59 PM
Quote from: butt on April 04, 2017, 11:36:58 AM
Quote from: Atramental on April 04, 2017, 11:18:52 AM
Also, most people wear earbuds/headphones at the gym which is basically a universal "don't talk to me" sign.

Keep it to bookstores and coffee shops for now.
I feel like no matter where he goes, he somehow manages to creep girls the fuck out.

At this point we should just start praying for him.
Actually I'm going to refute this. I'm not a creep. People actually like me. At work I'm pretty popular. I have a decent social circle and unlike seemingly most gaffers I go outside. I also at the end of the day keep my hobbies to myself. I'm not going around wearing an N7 hoody or talking up the clerk at the game store about Final Fantasy.

I mean Christ I was asked out to the bar by a Mexican chick that is extrmley attractive.

My problem is not being a creep. Being weird sure but that's hardly a real problem.

My problems include honestly a lack of empathy, narrow mindedness, an extreme woe is me problem, a lack of confidence which means I don't actually try, and I'm sure other things. I keep to myself too much to be creepy.

Hopefully, I can improve on some things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 05, 2017, 12:44:19 PM
I told this to Pallo, take up a new hobby or join toastmasters. Just get in the practice of talking to anyone and everyone. If the cashier has cool hair say "Nice hair" you'd be surprised how a quick compliment will open up people to a conversation. If you see something funny mention it. Just get out there and TALK!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 06, 2017, 12:29:09 AM
So I'm texting this girl for the first time tonight, conversation is going normal.  Talking about normal things for about 20-30 mins, seems fine then

Her: Wanna hook up?

Me: How about some coffee or tea if you're into that ;)

Her: I'd rather have a free dinner.

Her: 5 star

Me: Joking?

Her: About what?  Who doesn't like free food.

Her: What kind of joke would it be.



That got weird fast.  I sorta backed away slowly from that point and let her know I wasn't looking to be a sugar daddy or anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 06, 2017, 12:44:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwuckTkE7T4
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 06, 2017, 02:18:20 AM
Was supposed to meet up with someone tonight but she backed out this morning. She had to work late, so we rescheduled for Saturday. Also I joined Bumble and swiped right on a ton of women. So many are from CT though, which is frustrating... no matches currently, but we'll see... Don't like the lack of filters on it since I do have some dealbreakers. Never used an app like this before.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 06, 2017, 02:37:53 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 06, 2017, 12:29:09 AM
So I'm texting this girl for the first time tonight, conversation is going normal.  Talking about normal things for about 20-30 mins, seems fine then

Her: Wanna hook up?

Me: How about some coffee or tea if you're into that ;)

Her: I'd rather have a free dinner.

Her: 5 star

Me: Joking?

Her: About what?  Who doesn't like free food.

Her: What kind of joke would it be.



That got weird fast.  I sorta backed away slowly from that point and let her know I wasn't looking to be a sugar daddy or anything.

Also never trust anyone who asks a question but punctuates with a period instead of a question mark. Anecdotally, when I do that I know I've asked a rhetorical question. Or she's shit at grammar, and who needs that. (:teehee)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 06, 2017, 05:02:29 AM
Quote from: toku on April 06, 2017, 12:44:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwuckTkE7T4

I haven't seen The Wire yet; I tried watching a bootleg, but discovered that I'll need the subtitles to figure out what they're muttering. I cannot understand the shoplifter's last line in that scene.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on April 06, 2017, 05:18:59 AM
Quote from: chronovore on April 06, 2017, 05:02:29 AM
Quote from: toku on April 06, 2017, 12:44:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwuckTkE7T4

I haven't seen The Wire yet; I tried watching a bootleg, but discovered that I'll need the subtitles to figure out what they're muttering. I cannot understand the shoplifter's last line in that scene.
"You want it to be one way, but it's the other way."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 06, 2017, 06:51:29 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 06, 2017, 12:29:09 AM
So I'm texting this girl for the first time tonight, conversation is going normal.  Talking about normal things for about 20-30 mins, seems fine then

Her: Wanna hook up?

Me: How about some coffee or tea if you're into that ;)

Her: I'd rather have a free dinner.

Her: 5 star

Me: Joking?

Her: About what?  Who doesn't like free food.

Her: What kind of joke would it be.



That got weird fast.  I sorta backed away slowly from that point and let her know I wasn't looking to be a sugar daddy or anything.

Did you mention you were a lawyer?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 06, 2017, 07:42:28 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 06, 2017, 12:29:09 AM
So I'm texting this girl for the first time tonight, conversation is going normal.  Talking about normal things for about 20-30 mins, seems fine then

Her: Wanna hook up?

Me: How about some coffee or tea if you're into that ;)

Her: I'd rather have a free dinner.

Her: 5 star

Me: Joking?

Her: About what?  Who doesn't like free food.

Her: What kind of joke would it be.



That got weird fast.  I sorta backed away slowly from that point and let her know I wasn't looking to be a sugar daddy or anything.
Yeah, naaahhhh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 06, 2017, 07:53:43 AM
"I've got something free you can eat"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2017, 08:38:42 AM
Quote from: toku on April 06, 2017, 12:44:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwuckTkE7T4

never forget
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 06, 2017, 10:16:47 AM
So how long does it usually take ppl to respond on Bumble? How does the matching work? If you swipe right on someone, will the girl get notified, or will you show up fairly discretely in their matches?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 06, 2017, 10:47:24 AM
It's kinda complicated.

If I remember correctly, it's dependent upon whether or not they pay to see the people that liked them. If not they'll just get a blurred out profile pic in their notifications and that's it.

And I can only imagine fairly attractive girls would get hundreds of blurred pics.

edit: I probably would've gotten a better handle on bumble if I lived in a highly populated area like NY/NJ but it's not really popular like Tinder in Upstate SC.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 06, 2017, 11:10:28 AM
How awkward is it to meet someone from a dating app? I never tried those when I was single, it sounds kinda scary to be honest.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 06, 2017, 11:24:32 AM
First time was super awkward for me and my date. No chemistry what so ever.
2nd and 3rd time were fine after the initial awkwardness melted away.
4th time became awkward when my date told me she was a recovering heroin addict and that I just picked her up from her narcotics anonymous meeting.
5th time was fine but it was at midnight in small town in North Carolina and my date was tired despite saying she would be fine meeting with me.
6th time was great. My date wanted to bang me but was too shy to tell me until we were back at her mom's house. (ended up bringing her to my place after our second date)


So... like anything in life, it's a mixed bag.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 06, 2017, 11:41:07 AM
Quote from: 213372bu on April 04, 2017, 12:32:34 PM
But if it needs to be said, don't go into a bookstore expecting to talk with someone or get a number and then get mad or self-conscious when it doesn't happen. It doesn't work like that

*points up* Exactly what I'm getting at Rah. Right now you need to knock the ":quark " and Serial Killer vibe off you. This means you go to these places to talk about things without the expectations of relationship(s) with women (and just general shooting the shit with men).

It's the same thing I've been telling Dufus but in reverse: You have the ability to easily talk to folks (while Dufus has social anxiety, which is understandable). You just have an "attitude" that turns folks off on you. You need to change that and be self-aware of it. Talking to folks that you may never see again to practice that can help.

Quote from: butt on April 06, 2017, 11:10:28 AM
How awkward is it to meet someone from a dating app? I never tried those when I was single, it sounds kinda scary to be honest.

Same as asking a person out in-physical would be, I'd wager. Just instead of that "fear" of rejection, you've been talking to this person for a few days (I'd hope) before actually meeting up. And so long as you both agree to meet up in a public place (like a coffee shop or a retail place) it won't be that bad. Outside of selling things on like Craigslist, I generally never get a "this dude/dudette may want to stab me" vibe from anyone on the internet (well, outside of Rah anyway.  :doge j/k).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 06, 2017, 11:52:44 AM
I'm still surprised that two of my dates were totally cool with me picking them up in my car since both of them didn't have any easy access to transportation.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 06, 2017, 02:06:52 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 06, 2017, 11:52:44 AM
I'm still surprised that two of my dates were totally cool with me picking them up in my car since both of them didn't have any easy access to transportation.  :doge
And both times you completely killed two girls' dark fantasies by being a decent guy. gj
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 06, 2017, 03:21:05 PM
Did you at least have the FemAtra wig in the back seat?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 06, 2017, 03:30:43 PM
Quote from: butt on April 06, 2017, 11:10:28 AM
How awkward is it to meet someone from a dating app? I never tried those when I was single, it sounds kinda scary to be honest.

It's awkward in the same way you don't know these people at all and they could definitely not be who they present themselves online to be.  I would never give anyone my home address before I met them irl, or get in a car with a stranger.  But generally I play it safe since I'd rather not get murdered or robbed.  Usually I meet people in public places during the day/evening, if it goes well we go from there. 

Quote from: Atramental on April 06, 2017, 11:52:44 AM
I'm still surprised that two of my dates were totally cool with me picking them up in my car since both of them didn't have any easy access to transportation.  :doge

Yeah, to me that's pretty crazy that your dates would be cool with that.  Seems...not smart.

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 06, 2017, 06:51:29 AM

Did you mention you were a lawyer?

I didn't mention it but my profile does have my job occupation listed.  Never had anyone I just started talking to basically ask me to pay for them before though. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 06, 2017, 04:34:06 PM
A relevant link: http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2016/07/welcome-to-the-new-prostitution-economy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2017, 04:47:11 PM
you're not about that life Bebpo. Don't respond to her anymore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 06, 2017, 04:55:22 PM
Ask what her name on TER is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 06, 2017, 05:14:07 PM
IMO, when it comes to being a well paid professional, the lower key you present yourself to be the less likely you are able to attract the "transactional" type of women.

If you have a picture of yourself standing next to your pearlescent 7 series BMW (or the Tesla equivalent :doge), then you will get all kinds of women who just see you as a meal ticket.

I don't think Bebpo is hung up on this girl, just wanted to point out some learned experience.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 06, 2017, 05:38:38 PM
Uh, yeah I just posted that because I thought it was an awkward wtf moment that would be funny to share here.  I ended the conversation after that. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 09, 2017, 05:53:40 AM
So another quick update on myself.

The gym is going ok. I try to go at night because well one I don't like to be around tons of people and two,I'm still trying to find my jive and get over gym imitation. People are cool and well I don't know as I've grown up(this may be raciest, sorry) I find myself far more comfortable around other minorities. I just find blacks, asians, and Latinos to be far more chill and thats what makes up most of the gym I go to. No, overly bro type white dudes. I'm still a scrawny dude, but some muscle definition is taking hold, or rather I think it is when I flex really hard. It feels good. It feels nice to just work out for 2 or 3 hours listening to some music(The Persona 5 battle theme and Nier Ost get me pumped) or a podcast alone. It's relaxing and I guess I've opened myself up to something new. You guys were right. Who knows if I've found a new hobby, but so far I don't dislike it.

As for the girl thing. Well the girl from before...Well again I don't think anything will happen. We're just friends, but maybe if I keep playing it chill and cool something will develop. Yes, I know the key is to not plan on it.

Well anyway, I was at work and she sends me a snapchat of what she's drinking right now. I reply and we get into a conversation about mothers and families. She tells me she's at the bar with her mom and family. She asks what am I doing, which I say I'm at work and then later I remind her I'm getting off work. Which she then tells me I should come out. She'll teach me to dance and it will be fun. Well I'm like, you can't turn that down and I need to develop my social links. So of course I go. I meet some members of her family and I talk to her. At first she sits across from me but then moves to the seat right next to me as we continued talking. It was a solid night and honestly probably one of the few nights I've been the most in the zone chill and socially wise.

So I don't know. I'm just going to continue playing it cool, but I think this is all very positive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 09, 2017, 10:26:42 AM
Glad to hear things are starting to pick up for you a bit, Rahx. The gym can be a pretty calming experience, when you have some good music and you get in the zone. Now I live in an area that is infamous for guido meatheads, so of course the gyms around here are loaded with them, but even those people I find leave you alone while at the gym.

Anyways, I went out with a cute girl yesterday. She was a petite brunette with big brown eyes. Into yoga and a really big fan of classic movies. We walked around Huntington village, went to dinner at a pan-Asian themed tapas place, and went to the cool indie bookstore they have there. We kissed and I told her I'd like to see her again and she seemed to agree.

I have a date with a photographer on Wednesday, she's a bit young (25) but really cute. Curly blonde hair, blue eyes, thin.

Also I start the new job tomorrow, which should be interesting wrt meeting women. It's a massive office with close to 5000 people working there, including many Japanese nationals. There's bound to be some cuties  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 09, 2017, 04:22:37 PM
Anyone have experience or know anyone whose ever had experience with a professional matchmaker?  My therapist recommended it to me as a decently shy business professional without a ton of time to date and I looked around and found a highly-reviewed & rated person and gave them a call.  From what I understand a modern day matchmaker basically do what you'd do if you didn't have a full time job, they get to know you first and then look around online dating sites, say hi to people in public and just talk to lots of people of the sex you are looking for and they try to find people they think would be a good a match for you and then if you and that person agrees they set up a first date.  It's basically a time-is-money kinda thing where you pay a middleperson to filter through hundreds of people in the area to find some good dates and save you time.  Costs about $3-4,000 for working together with you for about 6 months to a year or until you find someone you get in a relationship with, which is expensive for sure, but when I date, I feel like the more avenues for meeting people, the better.  They also apparently act as a dating coach and give you feedback like a wingman/wingwoman, for example they said usually if a date doesn't go well they're able to talk to the other person after and find out why they didn't want a second date and then if it's not something dumb, but an actual thing you could improve on (like be less negative) they'll work with you on that for your next date.

If I had friends who knew single people they could introduce me to that'd probably be similar and free.  But my friends and friend couples only know other married friend couples for the most part.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 09, 2017, 04:47:40 PM
Edit: nm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on April 09, 2017, 08:01:01 PM
I've heard of people in medicine using matchmakers. If it works cool but obviously the hard part is finding someone who can live with your time constraints.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 09, 2017, 08:44:22 PM
Bebpo, it depends on their references, success rate, and how much that kind of money means to you. If that's beer money, why not try it? If you earmark sums like that, maybe give dating a more thorough try. I think your biggest problem will be fitting someone in with your work/life balance, so maybe address that FIRST and then see how much time you can make for others.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 09, 2017, 09:04:15 PM
I wish that was beer money :P that'd probably be more than I've spent on anything that's not travel or medical in the last 5 years (then again I'm not a big spender).  But I can afford it and I'd be comfortable paying something like that for a class to learn dancing or an new language lvl.1 or something over 6+ months.

I have time to date (not tons of time, but enough time).  It's more that I'm having close to 0% luck for the last 3 months since I gave dating another shot.  I've been on maybe 2 dates over 3 months I think?  On Match.com I didn't get a single conversation over 2 months of subbing.  On Coffee Meets Bagel & OKC maybe like 5% conversation rate, 3% first date rate for messages sent?  I've probably invested about 50+ hours at least over the last few months messaging people.  I find that unless I devote like my entire evenings every day to messaging people (1-3 hours a night), and/or a bunch of hours on weekends, that I get zero results.  When I spend that kind of time nightly, eventually it's a numbers thing and I end up on a few dates.  But spending like 1-3 hours a night for 2-3 weeks to end up on 1 or 2 dates that don't go work out, is just a lot of time spent.  The more I time I spend on dating that goes nowhere, the less I want to date because it feels like I'm wasting my time.  So a person who can sort through that and lets me skip a lot of that process sounds potentially helpful. 

Strangely enough the experience I'm having is a lot different than a year-ish ago.  I think once you're "35" instead of "34", you enter a whole new age range and expectations change for what people are looking for. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 09, 2017, 09:44:43 PM
IMO at your level (established, affluent professional) it's about friends of friends, friends of colleagues, social functions (not a bar), etc.

That was my original message before editing it out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2017, 10:33:40 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 09, 2017, 05:53:40 AM
So another quick update on myself.

The gym is going ok. I try to go at night because well one I don't like to be around tons of people and two,I'm still trying to find my jive and get over gym imitation. People are cool and well I don't know as I've grown up(this may be raciest, sorry) I find myself far more comfortable around other minorities. I just find blacks, asians, and Latinos to be far more chill and thats what makes up most of the gym I go to. No, overly bro type white dudes. I'm still a scrawny dude, but some muscle definition is taking hold, or rather I think it is when I flex really hard. It feels good. It feels nice to just work out for 2 or 3 hours listening to some music(The Persona 5 battle theme and Nier Ost get me pumped) or a podcast alone. It's relaxing and I guess I've opened myself up to something new. You guys were right. Who knows if I've found a new hobby, but so far I don't dislike it.

As for the girl thing. Well the girl from before...Well again I don't think anything will happen. We're just friends, but maybe if I keep playing it chill and cool something will develop. Yes, I know the key is to not plan on it.

Well anyway, I was at work and she sends me a snapchat of what she's drinking right now. I reply and we get into a conversation about mothers and families. She tells me she's at the bar with her mom and family. She asks what am I doing, which I say I'm at work and then later I remind her I'm getting off work. Which she then tells me I should come out. She'll teach me to dance and it will be fun. Well I'm like, you can't turn that down and I need to develop my social links. So of course I go. I meet some members of her family and I talk to her. At first she sits across from me but then moves to the seat right next to me as we continued talking. It was a solid night and honestly probably one of the few nights I've been the most in the zone chill and socially wise.

So I don't know. I'm just going to continue playing it cool, but I think this is all very positive.
Great to hear. What type of exercises do you do at the gym?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 09, 2017, 11:31:46 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 28, 2017, 10:55:56 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 28, 2017, 10:14:38 PM
lmao.

I think he was hoping you'd do him instead of her doing him. :doge I think it's going to be supppppper awkward because of that tomorrow.
Um...yeah. That was my thought, the guy probably wanted  you to fuck him more than to fuck her.  And yeah....itsa gonna be awkward because that's still unresolved. Did they not mention anything about the pegging/dude being bi first?

On a related note, so this happened, "Hey Puppy, you're a fun guy always looking for a fun story right? Why don't you come to this small sex party on Friday?"
So I should follow up on this.

Of course I was like "how could you suggest such a thing?!" :jeanluc

spoiler (click to show/hide)
So of course we did it. :cody

There's been some drama no less. Not between me and the Mrs. but the people who invited us. Can't type it up now but will give some basic deets later. It's rather bemusing.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 10, 2017, 07:38:15 AM
But I wanna know now :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 10, 2017, 02:25:20 PM
OK, So here's the skinny
spoiler (click to show/hide)
- So this couple invited us. At first we were like "Wha?" then as we discussed it, it was a bit like "Eh, when are we going to get a chance like this again? Might as well do it and see if it's any fun."

- So we show up and meet everyone. Everyone was really exceedingly nice. Everyone had a drink or two, but no one was drunk or doing drugs. Really it was no different than any other meeting of people you might think.

- When the time for the sexysexy came we came went into a room it was rather spacious. Now thinking about it I had sorta expected it to be couples pairing off but that wasn't really how it happened. It was more like a WWE no holds bar cage match with bodies and people everywhere. Some of the women were bi so that made it even more of a tangle of people. Thankfully (or maybe regrettably) none of the guys were bi so at least there wasn't that to keep track of as well. I think that went on for almost two hours before apparently there were cops in the area and everyone skeedaddled (everyone thought there was a noise complaint, but it turns out they weren't there for us)

- Afterwards the Mrs and I talked about it. We agreed it was fun but just overall exhausting. No jealousy or anything feeling drama. We viewed it as something we did together, not in any other way. But it was too many body parts to keep track of, and also when people switched around or shifted it took a few seconds for everyone to find a new place. Wife and I mainly interacted with each other. but it was just a lot and not really our gig. We don't regret doing it at all, it was fun, just too exhausting (and maintaining an E for that long? That's rough.) Since we had that threesome a while ago, we agreed that was much better, not having to keep track of everything and just being able to focus was better than a WWE match.

- All that happened when a few days ago I get a message from the friends that setup the whole thing saying, "Hey thanks for the fun. We had a great time, wanted to let you know there's nothing wrong, but we're just really busy and want to focus on ourselves for a while." Wife and I were like "uh..ok." And didn't think anything of it. Then the friends went out and unfriended everyone on facebook, even our friends that weren't at the party and didn't even know such a thing existed. Coming to think about it the husband was saying that his wife wanted to go on a cruise but that he was worried that she would throw him overboard. So in hindsight, that probably should have clued us into the fact there was something not quite right there. But we all thought they were just joking.
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So there you go.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on April 10, 2017, 03:03:14 PM
Woow. Delivered.

The hero we wanted.

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suggesting orgies when you are fighting. :picard
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 10, 2017, 04:02:56 PM
Drugs are bad for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2017, 04:46:47 PM
Were there any black men there?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 10, 2017, 05:20:11 PM
No. :brazilcry

Oh wait, there was one guy who was like 1/4th black though....:doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2017, 05:24:24 PM
How were condoms and cum handled? No condoms, guys busting on chicks, etc? A friend of mine fucked his boss' wife (cuck shit) and she let him finish on her face.
:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2017, 05:24:55 PM
1/4 black horizontally or vertically or spotted? 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 10, 2017, 07:19:38 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 10, 2017, 05:24:55 PM
1/4 black horizontally or vertically or spotted?

That's called vitiligo and you shouldn't make fun of it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 10, 2017, 09:16:53 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 10, 2017, 02:25:20 PM
OK, So here's the skinny
spoiler (click to show/hide)
- All that happened when a few days ago I get a message from the friends that setup the whole thing saying, "Hey thanks for the fun. We had a great time, wanted to let you know there's nothing wrong, but we're just really busy and want to focus on ourselves for a while." Wife and I were like "uh..ok." And didn't think anything of it. Then the friends went out and unfriended everyone on facebook, even our friends that weren't at the party and didn't even know such a thing existed. Coming to think about it the husband was saying that his wife wanted to go on a cruise but that he was worried that she would throw him overboard. So in hindsight, that probably should have clued us into the fact there was something not quite right there. But we all thought they were just joking.
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So there you go.

Please update us if one of them doesn't return from the cruise. TYIA.</Kara>
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 10, 2017, 11:18:44 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 09, 2017, 09:04:15 PM
Strangely enough the experience I'm having is a lot different than a year-ish ago.  I think once you're "35" instead of "34", you enter a whole new age range and expectations change for what people are looking for.

I said it awhile back, but if you find yourself single for a substantial period of time while you're in your 30s something went wrong along the way* and the only people left in the dating pool also had a similar life trajectory. This is both agony and ecstasy, but it takes awhile before you can just laugh about the agonies.

As for a matchmaker, unless it was within a religious community (and even then, not all of those are created equal), I wouldn't take a win, place, or show bet, especially in O.C. There's a cottage industry of hucksters here.

*Which doesn't mean you did something wrong per se, you could have trusted other people or suffered a personal tragedy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Freyj on April 11, 2017, 12:06:11 AM
I have an atheist former coworker / current friend that married a super Christian girl and seems to be pretty happy, but he does mention her trying to get him to go to Church and Bible Study and shit a lot so  :trumps

My wife and I have very different interests, preferences, etc but I think religion is mostly a bridge too far for anything semi serious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 11, 2017, 12:47:38 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2017, 05:24:24 PM
How were condoms and cum handled? No condoms, guys busting on chicks, etc? A friend of mine fucked his boss' wife (cuck shit) and she let him finish on her face.
:dead
Yeah, no cuck stuff (thank god).

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Condoms were like everywhere. Every time someone swapped they removed the old and put on a new one. Given the WWE cage match kind of thing meant a lot of condoms were going through. Most just came in their condoms. No facials or anything like that. I never came (having to cut things a little short due to the unexpected police and all that).  Don't wanna say it was vanilla or boring or anything because it wasn't, it's just not as perverse free for all like in porn. Just normal, sober, people having a cage match.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 11, 2017, 01:57:58 AM
Quote from: Kara on April 10, 2017, 11:18:44 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 09, 2017, 09:04:15 PM
Strangely enough the experience I'm having is a lot different than a year-ish ago.  I think once you're "35" instead of "34", you enter a whole new age range and expectations change for what people are looking for.

I said it awhile back, but if you find yourself single for a substantial period of time while you're in your 30s something went wrong along the way* and the only people left in the dating pool also had a similar life trajectory. This is both agony and ecstasy, but it takes awhile before you can just laugh about the agonies.

As for a matchmaker, unless it was within a religious community (and even then, not all of those are created equal), I wouldn't take a win, place, or show bet, especially in O.C. There's a cottage industry of hucksters here.

*Which doesn't mean you did something wrong per se, you could have trusted other people or suffered a personal tragedy.

Yeah, I agree with this.  Wasn't even like I did anything wrong, but I took a 9 month break off from dating and hell, getting back in after even that short of time is rough.  This definitely woke me up that if I get in and out of another relationship in the future, I'm going straight back into dating.  No more breaks because you just get totally out of the rhythm and getting back in at this age is a challenge.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 11, 2017, 04:44:58 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 11, 2017, 01:57:58 AM
Quote from: Kara on April 10, 2017, 11:18:44 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 09, 2017, 09:04:15 PM
Strangely enough the experience I'm having is a lot different than a year-ish ago.  I think once you're "35" instead of "34", you enter a whole new age range and expectations change for what people are looking for.

I said it awhile back, but if you find yourself single for a substantial period of time while you're in your 30s something went wrong along the way* and the only people left in the dating pool also had a similar life trajectory. This is both agony and ecstasy, but it takes awhile before you can just laugh about the agonies.

As for a matchmaker, unless it was within a religious community (and even then, not all of those are created equal), I wouldn't take a win, place, or show bet, especially in O.C. There's a cottage industry of hucksters here.

*Which doesn't mean you did something wrong per se, you could have trusted other people or suffered a personal tragedy.

Yeah, I agree with this.  Wasn't even like I did anything wrong, but I took a 9 month break off from dating and hell, getting back in after even that short of time is rough.  This definitely woke me up that if I get in and out of another relationship in the future, I'm going straight back into dating.  No more breaks because you just get totally out of the rhythm and getting back in at this age is a challenge.

Disclosure: Totally gay, so take with a grain of salt...

I don't think you've done anything wrong. I get how you feel, especially as I'm about to hit my 30's with no long-term relationships and very little actual dating experience under my belt (total honesty there. I've been on dates, just not A LOT) but you're right in that once you hit your mid-to-late 30's, women are looking to either have kids (if they haven't already) or someone with stability (if they have kids, or just in general) in the hopes of their biological clock being taken care of.

Not sure how to word that without it sounding shitty... but you're right. There's a different level of expectations at certain ages, so taking a break isn't necessarily "wrong" it's just coming back after a bit to these new shifts that take you a while to catch up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 11, 2017, 09:44:58 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 11, 2017, 12:47:38 AM
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Just normal, sober, people having a cage match.
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Newsfeed, pls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 11, 2017, 11:27:54 AM
Correction: By "find yourself single for a substantial period of time while you're in your 30s" I was excluding serial daters from my cohort as I consider it a conscious lifestyle choice that exists separate and counter to the prevailing mores of seeking a long-term partner you're deply intimate with ( :yuck ) to build a durable domestic bliss. If you're in the cohort and you're single for 6 months at 37 or 2 years at 33, I don't distinguish: something went wrong somewhere.

On the plus side, everyone is looking to start Life 2.0 in their 40s, so unless you're like me and have arbitrary deal breakers like "won't marry someone who was married" things will Get Better™ and you age out of this purgatory.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on April 11, 2017, 11:29:54 AM
My deal-breaker is "wants to be with me".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 11, 2017, 12:34:19 PM
Quote from: Rufus on April 11, 2017, 11:29:54 AM
My deal-breaker is "wants to be with me".

I wouldn't want to be part of any club that would have me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 11, 2017, 12:55:37 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2017, 10:33:40 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 09, 2017, 05:53:40 AM
So another quick update on myself.

The gym is going ok. I try to go at night because well one I don't like to be around tons of people and two,I'm still trying to find my jive and get over gym imitation. People are cool and well I don't know as I've grown up(this may be raciest, sorry) I find myself far more comfortable around other minorities. I just find blacks, asians, and Latinos to be far more chill and thats what makes up most of the gym I go to. No, overly bro type white dudes. I'm still a scrawny dude, but some muscle definition is taking hold, or rather I think it is when I flex really hard. It feels good. It feels nice to just work out for 2 or 3 hours listening to some music(The Persona 5 battle theme and Nier Ost get me pumped) or a podcast alone. It's relaxing and I guess I've opened myself up to something new. You guys were right. Who knows if I've found a new hobby, but so far I don't dislike it.

As for the girl thing. Well the girl from before...Well again I don't think anything will happen. We're just friends, but maybe if I keep playing it chill and cool something will develop. Yes, I know the key is to not plan on it.

Well anyway, I was at work and she sends me a snapchat of what she's drinking right now. I reply and we get into a conversation about mothers and families. She tells me she's at the bar with her mom and family. She asks what am I doing, which I say I'm at work and then later I remind her I'm getting off work. Which she then tells me I should come out. She'll teach me to dance and it will be fun. Well I'm like, you can't turn that down and I need to develop my social links. So of course I go. I meet some members of her family and I talk to her. At first she sits across from me but then moves to the seat right next to me as we continued talking. It was a solid night and honestly probably one of the few nights I've been the most in the zone chill and socially wise.

So I don't know. I'm just going to continue playing it cool, but I think this is all very positive.
Great to hear. What type of exercises do you do at the gym?
Well like I said in the Fitness thread I'm a real real novice, so I've just been constantly rotating between all the equipment and weights.

It was recommended that I get a personal trainer and maybe I will, but I guess right now I'm just feeling around the gym.

Hopefully, though the things I've said in the previous post sound good and I sound more sane.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on April 11, 2017, 01:49:01 PM
You sound quite sane. I used to be angry all the time for my own reasons but working out and reading helped me find my chill.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 11, 2017, 09:57:32 PM
Karakand is 100% right.

I'm 32 and have embraced being a deviant instead of getting married.  If I was fat and slovenly I'd probably just play the vidya all the time.  Marriage and long term relationships just aren't for me and it would be smart for a woman who aspires to get married and have children to avoid me at all costs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 12, 2017, 05:33:00 AM
Speaking of things...

https://www.ted.com/talks/hannah_fry_the_mathematics_of_love/transcript?language=en

Interesting talk, but I don't know if I totally buy that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on April 12, 2017, 07:44:22 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 12, 2017, 05:33:00 AM
Speaking of things...

https://www.ted.com/talks/hannah_fry_the_mathematics_of_love/transcript?language=en

Interesting talk, but I don't know if I totally buy that.
Oh, Hanna Fry! Watch the video, because her voice is :heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 12, 2017, 01:11:29 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 11, 2017, 09:57:32 PM
Karakand is 100% right.

I'm 32 and have embraced being a deviant instead of getting married.  If I was fat and slovenly I'd probably just play the vidya all the time.  Marriage and long term relationships just aren't for me and it would be smart for a woman who aspires to get married and have children to avoid me at all costs.
So I was talking with a friend who got recently divorced. She's a bit of the cheerleader type and so is always going after the bad-boys/frat boys and all that. Her prior husband was very much in this ilk and my friend was telling me about how she really wants a relationship like the one my wife and I have and that all her prior relationships where just a mess. Then she goes off and starts hooking up with guys that are obviously not wanting to get into a long term relationship and then comes crying to my wife and I when it all falls apart. I told her that if she wants relationship unlike any she's had so far, then she should be prepared to approach things differently than she has in the past. But it just bounces off and she goes off and does the same thing again. I don't know why some people can't get it through there heads that some people just don't want long term relationships.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 12, 2017, 01:46:18 PM
Quote from: Rufus on April 11, 2017, 11:29:54 AM
My deal-breaker is "wants to be with me".

That may or may not be arbitrary though. :hitler

As for repeating the same pattern, you can change; one of many reasons why I ended up single in my 30s is because I was infamously phobic of commitment in my early 20s (which was not what I was when I ended up single in my 30s), but the series of events required for that to happen isn't something you should expect to accomplish from the outset, especially if you lack any self-awareness.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on April 12, 2017, 07:12:04 PM
Quote from: Kara on April 12, 2017, 01:46:18 PM
Quote from: Rufus on April 11, 2017, 11:29:54 AM
My deal-breaker is "wants to be with me".

That may or may not be arbitrary though. :hitler
It shall remain a mystery. (http://i.imgur.com/2m1dPLC.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 16, 2017, 06:35:58 AM
Well you can throw all your progress down the drain. The real Rahxephon91 is back!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 16, 2017, 08:37:35 AM
I just typed up a long winded response but I'll keep things short instead:

Keep on improving upon yourself and become so good no one worthwhile can ignore you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 16, 2017, 12:39:22 PM
Ruzbeh... any updates? :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on April 16, 2017, 09:38:51 PM
If he had updates, he'd be updating us.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2017, 12:15:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 16, 2017, 06:35:58 AM
Well you can throw all your progress down the drain. The real Rahxephon91 is back!
Eh, remember how many times Pallo went back and forth? Until he sealed the deal I think everyone here gave him a 50+% chance he'd revert back and do something dumb. He just kept trying. You'll always go back and forth.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 17, 2017, 01:06:35 PM
"Progress is not a straight line" -- nudemacuser
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 17, 2017, 01:15:37 PM
Yes I guess, I'm just having a complete unsatisfed late 20 something breakdown.

I feel like I need to just declare my 20s are a wash and hopefully spend the next three years building toward something. Steer clear of relationships and other things. It's kind of why the Air Force thing has poped up again. Im wasting my life and I need some sort of focus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2017, 01:16:56 PM
What are you majoring in at school just out of curiosity?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 17, 2017, 01:57:23 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2017, 01:16:56 PM
What are you majoring in at school just out of curiosity?
Creative Writing if you can believe it, which in the end seems so pointless.

I have 94 credits out of 120
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2017, 02:05:12 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 17, 2017, 01:57:23 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2017, 01:16:56 PM
What are you majoring in at school just out of curiosity?
Creative Writing if you can believe it, which in the end seems so pointless.

I have 94 credits out of 120
Are you familiar with "content strategy"? Writers/content strategists are needed all the time at web design and marketing agencies.

Sure you'll be writing about how "amazing" a lawyer or dentist practice is but hey, it's a decent living if you manage to get hired at an agency. 👌
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 17, 2017, 02:06:42 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 10, 2017, 05:20:11 PM
No. :brazilcry

Oh wait, there was one guy who was like 1/4th black though....:doge

I'm still laughing at this.  Like at the orgy, where you just met this dude, did he introduce himself as 1/4 black, or did ask?  Did you say 'that's a mighty big cock you got there fella', and he retorted 'I get it from my mother's father'.  Did one of the women scream 'o my mandingo' in ecstasy, and you, confused, make inquiries only to find out he's 1/4 black? 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2017, 02:09:12 PM
LOL. Nothing so awesome as that. We were talking during the before cage match event and he mentioned he was from Haiti originally (I had asked him where he got the ridiculously french name). We discussed that at length and how his grandpa was african and his mom was french then his parents were both white. Knowing PD would ask, I kept careful tabs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 17, 2017, 02:11:20 PM
O right.  In my imagination, no one socializes at an orgy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 17, 2017, 03:19:44 PM
Dpeneds? I don't think all orgies start with a planned orgy meetup. Sometimes things just escalate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 17, 2017, 04:20:23 PM
I'm not down for an orgy or cuck shit. If you want me to fuck your wife sure I guess but you can't be in the room bro.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2017, 04:25:19 PM
Quote from: butt on April 17, 2017, 03:19:44 PM
Dpeneds? I don't think all orgies start with a planned orgy meetup. Sometimes things just escalate.
Man, we gotta hang out more.
"So we were just sitting there, when suddenly, there was an orgy"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 17, 2017, 04:56:10 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2017, 04:25:19 PM

Man, we gotta hang out more.


read pd's post then this comment and thought it was for him lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 17, 2017, 06:39:51 PM
Went on a date to a local arboretum with the cute brunette I went out with a week ago, it was our second date. She's pretty cool, a bit spacey, but seems like she wants to hang out some more in the future. She's moving to a new place (a bit further from me, but more direct route), so not sure when I'm gonna see her again.

Talking to some chubby girl with huge boobs who likes Kingdom Hearts and Mario Kart. She's a graphic designer. Hmm, chubby, huge boobs, graphic designer... sounds like my ex, hopefully she won't be as annoying :P Gonna see if she wants to hang out.

Went out with another chubby brunette too on Easter Sunday. She was down the road from my house for an easter egg hunt with her family, and wanted to meet up before it, so we went to the local Starbucks. She lived in Japan for a year so we were talking about that. Only thing that feels a tad weird is she's divorced. Though no kids... so it's probably not a big deal but I hope there's no baggage. She wants to get together again too.

And at work... well most of the Japanese people there are salarymen, though there are quite a few PAWGs around (just not in my department). Haven't really made friends here yet, it's a bit tough since my department is entirely foreign (Japanese/Indian/Chinese), and a majority of them are extremely new in the country. Plus it's been pretty busy in my department so no time for socializing. (I have been keeping the fact that I am a total weeb hidden from my Japanese coworkers for now too).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2017, 07:19:59 PM
My "ex" is posting all sorts of "boo-hoo, woe is me. I can't find a nice guy to be my boyfriend." memes on FB recently. I should probably unfollow her feed but this is fascinating to me as well.   :doge

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Be Facebook friends with a girl you slept with a handful of times, brehs. :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 17, 2017, 07:31:03 PM
You should hit her up and she if she will eat your ass.  You may be surprised at the response.

Also don't take those FB updates very seriously.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 17, 2017, 07:46:03 PM
Getting rimmed is a better fantasy than reality. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2017, 08:03:26 PM
butt stuff  :donot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2017, 08:15:15 PM
oh my sweet summer child.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 17, 2017, 09:33:29 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2017, 08:03:26 PM
butt stuff  :donot

I pity the straight men that do not anal play on themselves.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 17, 2017, 10:10:16 PM
https://twitter.com/crossslide/status/853793046667771904
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on April 17, 2017, 11:36:09 PM
Being with someone who has possible BPD is very, very, very hard. Especially when you're the type of person who has to really try hard to put strong emotions into your words

When I'm petty, I try to be eloquent.
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 17, 2017, 09:33:29 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2017, 08:03:26 PM
butt stuff  :donot

I pity the straight men that do not anal play on themselves.

Today I feel mature and sophisticated enough that I can dismiss any teenage tomfoolery and admit that such an act is indeed quite overly regarded by the gay community. You can still shoot ten feet with a moment of concentration and a clench of the buttocks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 18, 2017, 12:38:18 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on April 17, 2017, 11:36:09 PM
Today I feel mature and sophisticated enough that I can dismiss any teenage tomfoolery and admit that such an act is indeed quite overly regarded by the gay community.

Newsfeed pls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 18, 2017, 12:59:54 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on April 17, 2017, 11:36:09 PM
Today I feel mature and sophisticated enough that I can dismiss any teenage tomfoolery and admit that such an act is indeed quite overly regarded by the gay community. You can still shoot ten feet with a moment of concentration and a clench of the buttocks.

:confused Less Legalize, please.

My point is more that straight men are "but I poop from there!" and then jam their dicks into their woman's asses as if jamming a finger in theirs is so off-limits. Gurls, your ass has a prostate, her's doesn't. You get a benefit from it more than her. Be adventurous, damn it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 18, 2017, 02:04:38 AM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2017, 02:05:12 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 17, 2017, 01:57:23 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2017, 01:16:56 PM
What are you majoring in at school just out of curiosity?
Creative Writing if you can believe it, which in the end seems so pointless.

I have 94 credits out of 120
Are you familiar with "content strategy"? Writers/content strategists are needed all the time at web design and marketing agencies.

Sure you'll be writing about how "amazing" a lawyer or dentist practice is but hey, it's a decent living if you manage to get hired at an agency. 👌
Yeah I'm aware of stuff like that. We have classes all about how to make money off this stuff.

I don't know I'm just at an extreme crossroads in my life. I guess the next step is to seek mental help, because while I feel very lame to admit it, I am desperate for love and pretty depressed.

My Mexican friend really just sees me as a friend and that really hurts. I really need to find other things to do.

  Thank god Persona 5 is out right?

My mother was also thinking about getting me a matchmaker which I think is kind of embarssing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 18, 2017, 03:46:22 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2017, 04:25:19 PM
Quote from: butt on April 17, 2017, 03:19:44 PM
Dpeneds? I don't think all orgies start with a planned orgy meetup. Sometimes things just escalate.
Man, we gotta hang out more.
"So we were just sitting there, when suddenly, there was an orgy"
Was close to a 3M2F thing once during a small friends-only party, but the other girl backed out and went home, and I'm not about that triple penetration life. It was a shame though, because one of the guys were really fucking hot and I wanted him to fuck my brains out. :gloomy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 18, 2017, 10:42:49 AM
Quote from: butt on April 18, 2017, 03:46:22 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2017, 04:25:19 PM
Quote from: butt on April 17, 2017, 03:19:44 PM
Dpeneds? I don't think all orgies start with a planned orgy meetup. Sometimes things just escalate.
Man, we gotta hang out more.
"So we were just sitting there, when suddenly, there was an orgy"
Was close to a 3M2F thing once during a small friends-only party, but the other girl backed out and went home, and I'm not about that triple penetration life. It was a shame though, because one of the guys were really fucking hot and I wanted him to fuck my brains out. :gloomy

Was he black?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 18, 2017, 01:28:59 PM
Maybe I'm missing the reference as to why you're asking, but for the sake of actually answering, nope. ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 18, 2017, 01:31:30 PM
Quote from: butt on April 18, 2017, 01:28:59 PM
Maybe I'm missing the reference as to why you're asking, but for the sake of actually answering, nope. ???

PD is the foremost connoisseur of BBC on the The Bore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 18, 2017, 02:01:15 PM
How would one even go from Asian to BBC without dying of internal bleeding?

Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 18, 2017, 07:41:41 PM
Quote from: butt on April 18, 2017, 02:01:15 PM
How would one even go from Asian to BBC without dying of internal bleeding?

Asking for a friend.

There's various dildos, breh. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 18, 2017, 09:57:08 PM
butt, aren't you from South Africa?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on April 18, 2017, 10:16:25 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 18, 2017, 09:57:08 PM
butt, aren't you from South Africa?

What's something a five year old would say and find funny?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 19, 2017, 12:20:56 AM
Just to show how odd couple my current relationship is, my girlfriend (born 198X), just tonight learned what May Day was.

(Yes my dancing around the subject was entertaining.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 19, 2017, 01:04:56 AM
Quote from: Kara on April 19, 2017, 12:20:56 AM
Just to show how odd couple my current relationship is, my girlfriend (born 198X),

So, what... that makes you 1950's? :doge ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 19, 2017, 01:16:16 AM
Please, I'm Fin de Siècle as fuck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on April 19, 2017, 02:01:54 AM
Quote from: Kara on April 10, 2017, 11:18:44 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 09, 2017, 09:04:15 PM
Strangely enough the experience I'm having is a lot different than a year-ish ago.  I think once you're "35" instead of "34", you enter a whole new age range and expectations change for what people are looking for.

I said it awhile back, but if you find yourself single for a substantial period of time while you're in your 30s something went wrong along the way* and the only people left in the dating pool also had a similar life trajectory. This is both agony and ecstasy, but it takes awhile before you can just laugh about the agonies.

As for a matchmaker, unless it was within a religious community (and even then, not all of those are created equal), I wouldn't take a win, place, or show bet, especially in O.C. There's a cottage industry of hucksters here.

*Which doesn't mean you did something wrong per se, you could have trusted other people or suffered a personal tragedy.

If you are single in your 30s and live in Los Angeles it means you have issues or are still holding out hopes about your failed career in entertainment. Or both I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 19, 2017, 03:01:45 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 18, 2017, 09:57:08 PM
butt, aren't you from South Africa?
Nop, you must be mixing me with Momo, I'm from Europe and live in Asia.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 19, 2017, 11:00:56 AM
Quote from: bluemax on April 19, 2017, 02:01:54 AM
If you are single in your 30s and live in Los Angeles it means you have issues or are still holding out hopes about your failed career in entertainment. Or both I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h9xeq74cjw

BRB, going to write the anti-La La Land about being 30 and living in Los Angeles.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on April 20, 2017, 12:28:26 AM
I'm sure it has been written at hundreds of Starbucks across LA already.

Today I saw a cute girl who mentioned she was into the "Soulsborne" games, not something I'd expect to see on a dating profile. Alas she's like a decade younger.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 21, 2017, 02:40:12 PM
Every single gay man's status right here: (http://foreveryoungadult.com/_uploads/images2/xfiles-103-junk.gif)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I have to be knowing the wrong gay men. The ones I want don't ever do that, but the ones that do are uggos. :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 21, 2017, 09:58:41 PM
I went on a date to one of my favorite Japanese restaurants - the couple that run it are from Tokyo and the chef was a sushi chef there for 20+ years before moving stateside. She talks with the couple in fluent Japanese, very impressive! Short, chubby white girl. She offered to help teach me a bit more Japanese (some of my coworkers said they will help teach me more too!), wonder if I can get her over to translate some of these oldskool weeb RPGs :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 22, 2017, 03:32:17 AM
Nice! Yeah, considering your hobbies/interests, have you considered taking any online courses/books for learning more of the language? Definitely won't compare to teacher SOs though :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 22, 2017, 12:14:18 PM
Quote from: tiesto on April 21, 2017, 09:58:41 PM
I went on a date to one of my favorite Japanese restaurants -

PM me the place. Depending on where it is (IIRC you're in the L.I.E. area?) and the price, I may try it out myself when I'm up there in the summer for a few weeks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 22, 2017, 12:29:48 PM
Quote from: bluemax on April 20, 2017, 12:28:26 AM
I'm sure it has been written at hundreds of Starbucks across LA already.

Today I saw a cute girl who mentioned she was into the "Soulsborne" games, not something I'd expect to see on a dating profile. Alas she's like a decade younger.
You're 10ish years older? Tsk, does that really matter to you when she passes a certain age? Lots of girls are into/more into men who are older than they are. You never know!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 26, 2017, 04:16:47 PM
For the hell of it, I started texting random exes to see if any of them would come over.  Most of them seemed to have moved away, got married, etc. but two of them were down for it and one of them stopped by last night.  I don't remember much about her since it's been a while but fuck it, why not.  The other girl is going to stop by tomorrow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 26, 2017, 07:47:57 PM
Quote from: bluemax on April 20, 2017, 12:28:26 AM
I'm sure it has been written at hundreds of Starbucks across LA already.

Today I saw a cute girl who mentioned she was into the "Soulsborne" games, not something I'd expect to see on a dating profile. Alas she's like a decade younger.

I was briefly excited about the possibility of a series of games I'd never even heard of.

Imagine my disappointment that my self-confidence had already encountered them, and been defeated by them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 27, 2017, 02:04:12 AM
What is the trajectory of becoming best friends with a woman, who you legitimately love, haves tons of fun with, talk to everyday, but she doesnt want a romantic relationship with you?

Like, im not hoping or expecting intimacy at this point. Just curious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 27, 2017, 03:45:46 AM
Did you already tell your best friend you are in love with her, and she said she's not interested in you that way?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 27, 2017, 05:27:35 AM
Yeah, but we decided to stay close anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 27, 2017, 06:20:00 AM
If it's fine for her, and you're aware you've been forever friendzoned and is good at pretending that doesn't bother you, I don't see why not. Just don't expect anything from her. Ever. As in, don't stay friends only because you're hopeful.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 27, 2017, 06:53:18 AM
Yeah, it's never going to change to something romantic; if you can legitimately be a friend and are not waiting for her to come around, it's all good. If you think you're going to get some when she eventually realizes how awesome you are, you aren't actually awesome.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 07:43:45 AM
Don't listen to these people.  She's only one bad relationship away from realizing that it's really you she wants and she'll fall into your arms and on your penis.  Wait it out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on April 27, 2017, 08:09:42 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 07:43:45 AM
Don't listen to these people.  She's only one bad relationship away from realizing that it's really you she wants and she'll fall into your arms and on your penis.  Wait it out.
That's a risky game to play. Once she's over the ex, she may come to think of you as a safe interim partner to move on from.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 08:25:43 AM
Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

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Between this and the driving stats yesterday with Lager I feel like my sarcasm is not obvious enough
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on April 27, 2017, 08:29:03 AM
No, I'm just a bore whose first reflex is to go "well, actually". :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 27, 2017, 12:41:52 PM
I think it's a mistake to shun girls that put you in the friend zone. Having a few female friends is pretty important, as they can help you expand your social circle and help you meet other girls. They all have friends and coworkers that are single.

It's like a preapproved stamp that lets other girls know you're not a creep or immature.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 27, 2017, 01:04:13 PM
The main thing im worried about is us becoming more distant when either of us enter a relationship with another person.

Like, i love her and i love the friendship we have a lot. I want what we have now to last forever. I guess i gotta appreciate the time i get with her now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 01:27:12 PM
Quote from: mormapope on April 27, 2017, 01:04:13 PM
The main thing im worried about is us becoming more distant when either of us enter a relationship with another person.

Like, i love her and i love the friendship we have a lot. I want what we have now to last forever. I guess i gotta appreciate the time i get with her now.
Your friendship will likely evolve as you get into relationships with other people and as you get older.  Measuring these things in loss is a poor way to look at it.  People move in and out of your life in varying degrees through the normal course of life.  Just enjoy it for what it is at every moment.

You should think of it the way Steve Perry worded it in the masterful hit Separate Ways - "How we touched and went our separate ways." 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 27, 2017, 03:52:46 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 27, 2017, 12:41:52 PM
I think it's a mistake to shun girls that put you in the friend zone. Having a few female friends is pretty important, as they can help you expand your social circle and help you meet other girls. They all have friends and coworkers that are single.

It's like a preapproved stamp that lets other girls know you're not a creep or immature.

Having female friends who wouldn't introduce you to one of their single friends in a million years. :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 07:14:15 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 27, 2017, 12:41:52 PM
I think it's a mistake to shun girls that put you in the friend zone. Having a few female friends is pretty important, as they can help you expand your social circle and help you meet other girls. They all have friends and coworkers that are single.


"oh they were'nt good enough for me, but maybe you'll like them"

Yeah so good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 07:22:48 PM
Or maybe some people just aren't compatible? Drop that attitude. It's as attractive as genital herpes. You can think someone is a great person but still not want to have an intimate relationship with them. It's not a reflection on you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 07:53:21 PM
It's absolutely a reflection on you as there is a reason why they did'nt see you that way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 07:57:52 PM
I really feel sorry for you if that's the way you think.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 27, 2017, 08:32:45 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 17, 2017, 07:46:03 PM
Getting rimmed is a better fantasy than reality.

this is false btw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 27, 2017, 08:39:22 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 07:53:21 PM
It's absolutely a reflection on you as there is a reason why they did'nt see you that way.

Setting you up with a friend is also a huge risk to their other friendship.

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Unless they're one of those people who assumes everyone shares their commitment to living and letting live.
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That signals a fair amount of trust in you and that you're more than just table scraps.

I am the interpersonal equivalent of a junk bond so people don't take that risk on me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 09:31:33 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 07:57:52 PM
I really feel sorry for you if that's the way you think.
I don't see how you can see it any other way other then someone throwing you at someone else because you were'nt good enough for them.

If you were so great, why would'nt they want to date you? Either they don't find you physically attractive enough or somethings wrong with your personality. You can clean it up with "being compatible", but thats just a nice way to put it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 27, 2017, 09:37:14 PM
I think I've told my story here before. My wife friendzoned me pretty hard when our relationship started. I still wanted her as a friend and was OK to stay just that but after a while I backed off for the sake of my heart. We grew apart for a while. But after 7 years we reconnected. I really wasn't expecting anything. But she fell for me first the second time around and I found I still had feelings for her too. Married now almost 13 years and it's been wondrous.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 27, 2017, 09:39:44 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 07:14:15 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 27, 2017, 12:41:52 PM
I think it's a mistake to shun girls that put you in the friend zone. Having a few female friends is pretty important, as they can help you expand your social circle and help you meet other girls. They all have friends and coworkers that are single.


"oh they were'nt good enough for me, but maybe you'll like them"

Yeah so good.
You know, no one really thinks this way right? It's just in your head.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 09:41:08 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 09:31:33 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 07:57:52 PM
I really feel sorry for you if that's the way you think.
I don't see how you can see it any other way other then someone throwing you at someone else because you were'nt good enough for them.

If you were so great, why would'nt they want to date you? Either they don't find you physically attractive enough or somethings wrong with your personality. You can clean it up with "being compatible", but thats just a nice way to put it.
The problem is that it bothers you on a personal level. Not wanting to have a relationship with someone means absolutely shit. You're making it sound like everyone owes you a chance which is some self centered shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 27, 2017, 09:52:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 07:14:15 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 27, 2017, 12:41:52 PM
I think it's a mistake to shun girls that put you in the friend zone. Having a few female friends is pretty important, as they can help you expand your social circle and help you meet other girls. They all have friends and coworkers that are single.


"oh they were'nt good enough for me, but maybe you'll like them"

Yeah so good.

this is the loser mindset that keeps you forever alone.

I'm not calling you a loser, just your pattern of thinking that seeks to validate your low self-esteem at every turn.

You CAN turn it around if you recognize it and nip it in the bud.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 27, 2017, 09:59:21 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 07:53:21 PM
It's absolutely a reflection on you as there is a reason why they did'nt see you that way.

It's less about you, and more about the personal dynamic that exists between you and the other person. Romantic rejection says nothing more than "we're not compatible that way." It doesn't mean either person is bad, or even judging the other qualitatively. It's just that the chemistry isn't there.

Some people don't like fish, others do. Some people can't live without chocolate, others hate it. Some people wear size 9 shoes, others don't. It's a matter of compatibility, nothing more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 10:02:51 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 27, 2017, 09:52:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 07:14:15 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 27, 2017, 12:41:52 PM
I think it's a mistake to shun girls that put you in the friend zone. Having a few female friends is pretty important, as they can help you expand your social circle and help you meet other girls. They all have friends and coworkers that are single.


"oh they were'nt good enough for me, but maybe you'll like them"

Yeah so good.

this is the loser mindset that keeps you forever alone.

I'm not calling you a loser, just your pattern of thinking that seeks to validate your low self-esteem at every turn.


Well I'm still waiting for the world to prove my mindset wrong. Oh wait it hasn't...

Oh let me try these online dating things that are just based in looks.

"Millions of swipes with no results later"


oh............

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The problem is that it bothers you on a personal level. Not wanting to have a relationship with someone means absolutely shit. You're making it sound like everyone owes you a chance which is some self centered shit.
Yeah I really shouldn't take rejection personal. Even though the person is personally rejecting you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 27, 2017, 10:29:33 PM
Been talking to this BBW Jewish redhead who is really fucking hot, lately. Also have a date tomorrow with a short, curvy brunette with huge boobs who likes Kingdom Hearts and Mario Kart. She's a graphic designer, like my ex. We're going to this great gastropub in Massapequa.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 11:47:47 PM
Rejection is not the same as disinterest you fucking weirdo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 11:53:03 PM
Not really seeing a difference. They clearly weren't interested in you enough for whatever reason(personality, physical,class) so you're being rejected. How you somehow take this to mean "oh they still think you're good, just not good enough for them" as a positive and then think it's cool when they bum you off to a friend I'm not sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 11:59:16 PM
Because I have enough self esteem to see how some other people are good or even great and clearly better than me in some aspects but I know I would not pursue a relationship with them. Not everything that logical or black and white
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 27, 2017, 11:59:35 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 10:02:51 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 27, 2017, 09:52:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2017, 07:14:15 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 27, 2017, 12:41:52 PM
I think it's a mistake to shun girls that put you in the friend zone. Having a few female friends is pretty important, as they can help you expand your social circle and help you meet other girls. They all have friends and coworkers that are single.


"oh they were'nt good enough for me, but maybe you'll like them"

Yeah so good.

this is the loser mindset that keeps you forever alone.

I'm not calling you a loser, just your pattern of thinking that seeks to validate your low self-esteem at every turn.


Well I'm still waiting for the world to prove my mindset wrong. Oh wait it hasn't...

Oh let me try these online dating things that are just based in looks.

"Millions of swipes with no results later"


oh............

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The problem is that it bothers you on a personal level. Not wanting to have a relationship with someone means absolutely shit. You're making it sound like everyone owes you a chance which is some self centered shit.
Yeah I really shouldn't take rejection personal. Even though the person is personally rejecting you.

Jesus christ, get over it.  The sooner you realize not everyone is going to like you at every facet of social interaction (romantically, socially, professionally), the sooner you can grow as an individual.

A girl rejects you?  Boo fucking hoo, it's her choice and if you feel confident about yourself, ultimately it's her loss.  You can feel disappointed and a bummed out, sure, but you should never ever take it personally because there are so. many. fucking. people out in the world.

Go out.  Take up some hobbies.  Talk about hobbies with like minded people.  Stick up for yourself.  Show some backbone.  Don't betray or fake your personality to try and attract girls or friends.  If you're natural, it'll be easy.

If you're selfish and focused on yourself at all times, you will socially portray yourself as inaccessible, rude, and a dick.  It's not attractive.  Man up and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on April 28, 2017, 12:08:39 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 11:59:16 PM
Because I have enough self esteem to see how some other people are good or even great and clearly better than me in some aspects but I know I would not pursue a relationship with them. Not everything that logical or black and white

With most of my girl comma friends I value our friendship too much to ever catch the wrong type of feelings. There's no friend zone. No one is being rejected. We're just two people who enjoy each other's company without needing to add any unnecessary complications.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 28, 2017, 12:15:12 AM
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Jesus christ, get over it.  The sooner you realize not everyone is going to like you at every facet of social interaction (romantically, socially, professionally), the sooner you can grow as an individual.
Hmm, I don't actually give a shit if people I don't care about like me or not. That's not really what I'm talking about. Hell as a kid I realized not everyone is going to like you and you're not going to like everyone. This is hardly my problem.

I also don't expect women espically to have any interests me because of my looks, personality, interests, and whatnot. I just use these things to confirm that. So much for being yourself right?

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A girl rejects you?  Boo fucking hoo, it's her choice and if you feel confident about yourself, ultimately it's her loss.  You can feel disappointed and a bummed out, sure, but you should never ever take it personally because there are so. many. fucking. people out in the world.
So many people out there. Wow I'm so happy to hear the most obvious statement ever uttered. How is anyone supposed to feel confident in this area when pretty much every female interaction ends in rejection. I guess the answer is simply keep lowering your standards and just settle for the bottom of the barrel right?  Man confidence sure should be growing! Kind of hard to gain confidence when you keep getting rejected and being put in the supposed "friendzone" something I think is stupid. Man who are you supposed to be compatible with? I guess no one? This multiplies by the 100s when you add the shallow area of online dating where it's just your looks being judged. I guess I should just fine confidence when it seems like you can't get any matches with any person you'd like to.

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Go out.  Take up some hobbies.  Talk about hobbies with like minded people.  Stick up for yourself.  Show some backbone.  Don't betray or fake your personality to try and attract girls or friends.  If you're natural, it'll be easy.
So be yourself? Wow it's almost like I've been doing that for decades. Guess what? it hasn't worked, but I love the advice of just be yourself and something will happen. I guess I gotta keep being myself for another decade to see if something will happen. And then another and another and another and then I guess just die because being yourself sure wasn't enough. I'm really tired of the advice of "oh it will happen when you least expect it". I guess I just wasn't lucky enough like almost every other human being for it to happen in my 20s. Maybe my 30s will be so much better as I play catch up to every single other person. Sounds really confidence building.
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If you're selfish and focused on yourself at all times, you will socially portray yourself as inaccessible, rude, and a dick.  It's not attractive.  Man up and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
This is probably it right now to be honest.

Quote from: Mupepe on April 27, 2017, 11:59:16 PM
Because I have enough self esteem to see how some other people are good or even great and clearly better than me in some aspects but I know I would not pursue a relationship with them. Not everything that logical or black and white
Well I wish I had enough self-esteem to not take rejections as slights against me and just an understanding that there or other better people out there for me. Unfourtantly I don't and those people have never appeared in my life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 28, 2017, 12:43:31 AM
Your problem is that you think that if you met the right person things would change when really it has nothing to do with it. You gotta face your problems where you are and on your own. It's like several of my female friends have this thought when they get in a rough patch of life that their problems are because they're with the wrong person. So they leave said person thinking it will solve their problems. When  they don't realize that you take your problems with you.  (Of course, for some of my friends they really needed to get away from toxic people.)

But it still stands. You can't just wait for someone to fall on your lap and then you'll be happy. It doesn't work like that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 28, 2017, 12:53:14 AM
Well I guess, though it seems everyone else I know just happen to naturally attract and find someone. I guess i have to many problems compared to them? That I need to fix them before I can even be out there and gain any experince? Well that sucks and I'm not sure I'm interested in fixing that anymore.

I don't know how you fix these self esteem and confidence issues when the source of them is validation from the opposite sex. I guess, just don't care?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on April 28, 2017, 03:51:40 AM
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.msg2204786#msg2204786

Addedum to this post as of this week; my apprehensions were correct, going out on a limb did not pay off, and I sincerely wish I never met this person. Don't bother, folks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 28, 2017, 03:57:40 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on April 28, 2017, 03:38:13 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 28, 2017, 12:53:14 AM
Well I guess, though it seems everyone else I know just happen to naturally attract and find someone.

If all it took was tripping and falling into some pussy this thread wouldn't even exist.
Seems much easier for most people including most of you.  Probably because most got postive feedback early(high school,college) and/or where able to find intersted parties at school, work, or through friends without going extremely beyond your surroundings.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 28, 2017, 07:12:27 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 26, 2017, 04:16:47 PM
For the hell of it, I started texting random exes to see if any of them would come over.  Most of them seemed to have moved away, got married, etc. but two of them were down for it and one of them stopped by last night.  I don't remember much about her since it's been a while but fuck it, why not.  The other girl is going to stop by tomorrow.

I really didn't remember much about the other girl but omg she had almost cartoonishly wide hips.  Seeing her doing reverse cowgirl last night was so beautiful it almost made me cry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 28, 2017, 07:33:30 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on April 28, 2017, 04:18:25 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 28, 2017, 03:57:40 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on April 28, 2017, 03:38:13 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 28, 2017, 12:53:14 AM
Well I guess, though it seems everyone else I know just happen to naturally attract and find someone.

If all it took was tripping and falling into some pussy this thread wouldn't even exist.
Seems much easier for most people including most of you.  Probably because most got postive feedback early(high school,college) and/or where able to find intersted parties at school, work, or through friends without going extremely beyond your surroundings.



I saw that you started trying. Good, keep doing it. Bitching, as always, will get you nowhere.
Supposdly "trying"(whatever that means, I'm so tired of hearing this word because idk what it means and trust me I've done nothing diffrent) hasn't gotten me anywhere either. Oh it's gotten me rejected just like when I supposedly didn't try. So what's the point other then to keep failing and hurting yourself? I would feel much better not trying.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 28, 2017, 08:09:30 AM
Actually, I was happier before I met a recent girl who I knew from the beginning would reject me. She did, but not before giving me some hope which I would have been happier if she had just shut me down right at the beginning. I guess we just weren't compatible in personality and looks(because if tinder is to go buy, attractive women are well out of my league). It would have been much better to simply not have met this girl. But yeah I can't wait to go through this again only to end with the same result. Trying is so much fun.

And I'm almost 30. It was really nice to waste my 20s and I'm sure the oh so desirable 30 year olds who aren't taken will want to deal with a dude who has no experience what so ever. I'm really looking forward to that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 28, 2017, 10:41:58 AM
Rejection is actually the easiest and most pain free thing relationship wise, when there's no love attached. Like, being told no by someone you think is neat but dont really know is a little awkward and nothing else.

When you fall in love with someone, rejection then usually means its something to learn from. Cant be bitter or resentful.

I dont know if you're ready to fall in love with someone Rahx, honestly. If getting rejected when infatuated fucks with you, falling in love and that not being mutual will be next level agony.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on April 28, 2017, 11:13:50 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on April 28, 2017, 03:51:40 AM
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.msg2204786#msg2204786

Addedum to this post as of this week; my apprehensions were correct, going out on a limb did not pay off, and I sincerely wish I never met this person. Don't bother, folks.

Just a reminder to always trust your instincts. There's a reason why we put these walls up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 28, 2017, 11:30:12 AM
Rahx, here's the thing. People like to say you have to be confident to attract a partner. That's only partially correct. I can see what they mean, but I'm not a confident guy per se. BUT, you do have to make peace with who you are and be a person you like. Think of a relationship like a walk through life. No one is going to want to sign up to carry someone the whole way. They want someone who can take care of themselves and walk alongside them. It sorta goes back to that discussion last year about how I said if you want to be interesting, become an interesting person. If you want to someone to be with you, you gotta be someone you'd want to be with. That doesn't mean you don't have faults or that you become self-centered or egotistical. It's just making peace with the fact that some stuff you gotta work on and some stuff you're OK at. If you can't achieve some comfort in your own skin, then it's not fair to ask someone else to be for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 28, 2017, 03:20:47 PM
Quote from: mormapope on April 28, 2017, 10:41:58 AM

I dont know if you're ready to fall in love with someone Rahx, honestly. If getting rejected when infatuated fucks with you, falling in love and that not being mutual will be next level agony.
Yeah that's probably where I'm at now. I did genuinely like someone(I won't use love because that's a strong word) and she didn't return those feelings, instead being simply friends. I know it's a shitty thing to not be fine with it, but I can't help it sorry. I don't have the confidence or self esteem like you guys to just be fine with this. Where did any of you find it? I find it hard to believe none of you had no accidental success as a teen or early adult where it clicked that "oh I can do this". I can't help but take rejections as a slight against my self because I'm sure if I looked better or whatnot I'd have a much easier time and be able to get the kind of women I want instead of realizing that I'm a 4 and I guess my range is 3-4s. I'm aware that's a misogynistic thing to say but I'm already on that path anyway and I really don't know how you get over issues like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 28, 2017, 06:37:01 PM
Speaking for myself here, I find that I'm more "confident" now that I have a greater sense & appreciation about being single and how it isn't as bad as people make it out to be.

When I get rejected now it doesn't feel like too much of a blow to my ego because I am comfortable with my solitude and I feel much more whole as a single individual.

Then again, I'm not the most neurotypical person out there and could easily see myself becoming a mountain hermit when I hit the age of 50.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 28, 2017, 07:32:40 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on April 28, 2017, 03:25:35 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 28, 2017, 11:30:12 AM
If you want to someone to be with you, you gotta be someone you'd want to be with.

Karakand has had tons of relationships, so I'm not sure this is a hard and fast rule.
Touche
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 28, 2017, 07:40:10 PM
Not to play down the specificity of my own self loathing and its resulting "success," but it's reasonable to consider that I'm: white (if I want to be white), slightly above six feet in height, a member of the professional "class," in possession of manners, and am not a slave to my sex organs. That's playing on easy mode in the dating game.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 28, 2017, 08:21:17 PM
P.S. Not all of us gives a shit about the guy's height.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on April 28, 2017, 08:25:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/i2grCWK.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 28, 2017, 08:29:37 PM
There's nothing quite as perturbing than seeing a 4'11" to 5'5" girl wanting a 6'+ guy on tinder.  :doge

6' girls wanting a 6'+ guy I can understand but the former... ugh... fucking size queens.  ::)

edit: Also, I myself don't care if a girl is taller than me. I think it's kinky/sexy in a weird way.  :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 28, 2017, 08:47:54 PM
Quote from: butt on April 28, 2017, 08:21:17 PM
P.S. Not all of us gives a shit about the guy's height.

It's a non-trivial variable in the meat market.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 28, 2017, 08:54:32 PM
I just think it's dumb for girls to care so much, especially because of that Tinder stuff Atra wrote. Nothing wrong with being tall though, or shorter anyway. Having preferences is fine, but having height  requirements is shallow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 28, 2017, 09:06:00 PM
Short chicks are hot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 28, 2017, 09:12:50 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2017, 09:06:00 PM
Short chicks are hot

but not as much as tall ones :tongueemoji
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on April 28, 2017, 09:15:54 PM
Only 5'9"  :crybaby
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 28, 2017, 09:22:04 PM
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=150723333
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(http://i.imgur.com/Jqq4A.jpg)
 :whew
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Trurl on April 28, 2017, 09:30:27 PM
I'm 6'5" and lost my virginity at 27.   :trumps

I'm attracted to different heights in different ways. I do like people taller than me but that rarely happens.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 28, 2017, 09:49:35 PM
Quote from: butt on April 28, 2017, 08:54:32 PM
I just think it's dumb for girls to care so much, especially because of that Tinder stuff Atra wrote. Nothing wrong with being tall though, or shorter anyway. Having preferences is fine, but having height  requirements is shallow.

I don't get it too, but I've replied to profiles like that and made the most of fulfilling the height requirement (ditto for race) so I'm not going to try and take the moral . . . high ground now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 28, 2017, 10:26:00 PM
Quote from: Kara on April 28, 2017, 09:49:35 PM
Quote from: butt on April 28, 2017, 08:54:32 PM
I just think it's dumb for girls to care so much, especially because of that Tinder stuff Atra wrote. Nothing wrong with being tall though, or shorter anyway. Having preferences is fine, but having height  requirements is shallow.

I don't get it too, but I've replied to profiles like that and made the most of fulfilling the height requirement (ditto for race) so I'm not going to try and take the moral . . . high ground now.
If it works for you, you might as well go all the way. ┐(´～｀)┌

How does it work if you're tall as fuck, and have sex with a tiny 4'11" girl btw? Does the dick go in and come out of her mouth?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on April 28, 2017, 10:42:29 PM
Girls prefer height because they don't have self-assurance. Don't date a girl like that?

Quote from: butt on April 28, 2017, 10:26:00 PM
Quote from: Kara on April 28, 2017, 09:49:35 PM
Quote from: butt on April 28, 2017, 08:54:32 PM
I just think it's dumb for girls to care so much, especially because of that Tinder stuff Atra wrote. Nothing wrong with being tall though, or shorter anyway. Having preferences is fine, but having height  requirements is shallow.

I don't get it too, but I've replied to profiles like that and made the most of fulfilling the height requirement (ditto for race) so I'm not going to try and take the moral . . . high ground now.
If it works for you, you might as well go all the way. ┐(´～｀)┌

How does it work if you're tall as fuck, and have sex with a tiny 4'11" girl btw? Does the dick go in and come out of her mouth?

Short girls have normal vajayjanes....one foot or more difference and you'll only be eating ass during 69 tho.  :shaq2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2017, 11:51:01 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on April 28, 2017, 03:10:51 PM
Maybe there's something to that though.  When all you get is rejection it can be soulcrushing. Maybe at some point you have to just fucking give up, roll with whatever comes, and otherwise just shrug and sleepwalk through your life until something just falls out of the sky with a bow on it... or doesn't.

I can definitely say I'm in that school of thought for the most part. I'm close to pushing another decade: No degree, no job advancement despite spending years in this job, no career prospects to jump to another one. Relationships are a dice-y subject for me. I've sleepwalked through the past few years of this job hoping something would happen and maybe I'd be able to kick-start the rest of my life. But nope.

I don't think "sleepwalking" for Rah will work. Especially with his high-standards. He needs to find someone way below his "league" to start feeling good and finding what he prefers in relationships more than anything. It's the only way to knock that "sleepwalk" off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 29, 2017, 12:28:00 AM
I really don't know how to prove this to you, but I really don't have high standards. I have preferences obviously, but you make it sound like it's Scar Jo quality or no. I may be a bit more specific and narrow minded look wise. Personality wise I have no idea. Probably someone who is really bossy, independent, willing to call you out on your shit, and focused. Which I guess is what the male is supposed to be, but I'm not.

I mean I don't want to broadcast it in a public forum, but I mean I could show you the kind of girls I've been matched with on Tinder and haven't been into and girls I know that I find attractive and then maybe you can tell me if I have high standards.

And well, "sleep walking" is'nt really going to do anything for me right now. I've sleepwalked through life now and well I guess I did pretty good for myself without ever really applying myself. I guess I need to, but the problem is I never picked up the skills and knowledge to do so in this area. Maybe thats why I'm having hangups that I think I probably should have gotten over during high school or early college. Friendzone and general knowing how to interact with women are stuff I feel I should have figured out a few years ago.

But I can't say I find the idea of finding someone "bellow my league" to boost my confidence. Maybe the problem is that I'm trying to "skip" steps and quickly find someone I genuinely like because I feel like I've "missed" stuff and thats a terrible idea. I just don't want to maybe waste time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on April 29, 2017, 01:09:14 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 28, 2017, 09:15:54 PM
Only 5'9"  :crybaby

Same, but:

A. From time to time, when I come across a true manlet, at 5-5 or less, I feel okay about my situation. It could be so much worse.
B. When it comes to dating, your target audience is all that matters. So some girls only date tall dudes? That's fine, they're not my demographic. Why feel bad about things that are beyond your control? Suck it up and move tf on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 29, 2017, 03:33:50 AM
5'10" is pretty tall! 

I'm 5'4", height definitely has an effect.  I'm pretty sure if I was 5'10" or taller I'd be 10 years married with kids and a total different life at this point.  But those are the cards your dealt.  Some people are born ugly, some guys are born short, eh, life goes on.

But yeah, with my height, to even get a first date with someone, I pretty much have to be at my A++ best all the time and give hundreds of people a message over months.  Generally, no one wants to go out with a guy < 5'5; on something like Tinder I'll go weeks without anyone matching.

imo, short guys usually work hard and put extra effort in because they have to prove themselves constantly.  I see guys shorter than me at like 5'3" or 5'2" and 9 out of 10 times they're amazingly well dressed, well groomed and look confident.  Whereas like 7 out of 10 people I see 6' and over are walking around in a wife beater, balding and half asleep. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 29, 2017, 03:49:20 AM
Well, when people are like how is a decent looking dude, whose pretty chill good guy and a lawyer single?  There's your answer. It's actually a combination of the height plus extreme shyness/social anxiety, but the combination is killer for a dating buzz-kill.  Only been on 2 dates this year so far in 5 months, but I'm ok with it.  If I try to force dating/relationships by concentrating on it, I get burned out/depressed at the lack of any connections usually, so after concentrating on dating for 3-4 months at the start of the year I'm back to not focusing on meeting people and if it happens, it happens.  I'd rather be happy and enjoy my life than be looking to meet people and down when I don't meet people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 29, 2017, 04:02:03 AM
I think I'm 5'7 and really skinny, balding, and well I'm an ethnically ambiguous brown person with a big shinny forehead and crappy hair.

It's not pulling in the hotties.

I don't know I'm sorry, you guys put up with a lot of my shit and I appreciate it. I'm just an angry guy and very bitter and I don't know how to escape that. I can't find the confidence I need and every time I start to feel better I do precvie something or do something that lands me back into the Atticus where I see myself as shit and I can never escape that.

Puppy and even Jaydabuya are right on an aspect where I don't know where to gain confidence but at the same time I think if I were to find someone who did accept me I think it would cure me. Well I disagree with Puppy in that I do think like Jay it would certainly help and be a boost, but I don't share Jay's complete cynical view. In my everyday life I can't help but love the people I like even if some of them don't have those feelings. It hurts me but I can't simply dislike them for that. No matter how bitter I am.

I just thought I was in love with this girl(the Mexican friend, I've talked about her before) and at some points she at least seemed open. Maybe I just wanted to see it that way and she never did, but I've never gotten so much postive feedback from a girl or others in my life and I just found everything about her attractive. But obviously she doesn't share those feelings and it's just driving me insane because it hurts and no I don't want to make her like me, I'm not that kind of douchebag. It just feeds my complete negative logic that I like to use an excuse for everything. It sucks but no matter what I just find reasons to be like that.

Man I know I sound shitty right now and I am, it's just mad everything in my life seems really shitty. Work, home, school, love, whatever. It all feels like things I've never been able to come to grips with and grow into and now they are all collapsing at the same time and I don't have the maturity or know how to handle any of them and so I just become even angrier.

Yes I know seek help, is what I need to do. But I've always been too much of a proud idiot to do that. So I come on here to spread my misery and seem like a shitty person and hopefully be treated like one so it confirms it for me and I don't know I just feel like I'm falling apart these days. Like I really do feel like I would be better off being a hermit so I would never feel like this again, but you know I can't do that. I love people too much.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 29, 2017, 05:22:43 AM
There is no shame in seeking help. It might sound scary, but it honestly isn't that big of a deal, because it's way more common than you can imagine. You will feel more proud of yourself after it, and wish you had done it sooner. I wouldn't have been here today if I hadn't finally stepped up and talked to a professional. And I'm quite sure I'm not alone on that experience, even on such a small forum.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 29, 2017, 01:02:20 PM
Quote from: butt on April 28, 2017, 10:26:00 PM
How does it work if you're tall as fuck, and have sex with a tiny 4'11" girl btw? Does the dick go in and come out of her mouth?

Some positions become way more trouble than they're worth.

It's a safe assumption that someone who actually wants that kind of height discrepancy either doesn't think about sex as a spectrum or has an extreme fetish.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 29, 2017, 01:04:02 PM
Also, JW, sorry that you're going through a rough patch in your marriage.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 29, 2017, 01:10:01 PM
I'm 5' 7"
I've heard variant of, "Puppy, you're funny, brilliant, sweet. It's too bad you're not taller, cause I'd be all over you."....several times. :brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 29, 2017, 01:41:36 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 29, 2017, 01:10:01 PM
I'm 5' 7"
I've heard variant of, "Puppy, you're funny, brilliant, sweet. It's too bad you're not taller, cause I'd be all over you."....several times. :brazilcry
Damn, that's cold. :( But see it as bullets dodged.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 29, 2017, 02:38:50 PM
I'm 5'11.  I don't get asked much about my height because I'm taller than guys who claim to be 6'.  I mentioned it before here but some guy was ready to fight me IRL because he claimed to be 6'1 and I was at least an inch taller than him.  He probably convinced himself that he really was 6'1 and here I said I was 5'11 and apparently it was close to breaking his brain.  Was pretty funny in hindsight.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 29, 2017, 03:07:44 PM
Yeah I've had many people tell me I don't look 5'4 and others say I should tell people I'm 5'5 or 5'6.
I think people's perception of height is skewed because so many people fib the truth a bit.

Like I met someone at a meetup a few weeks ago, I thought it was cute that she was shorter than me.  If I had to guess I'd say 5'3.  A week later I saw her on a dating site (and messaged her) and her profile said she was 5'5.  Was kinda of odd, because I definitely was taller.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on April 29, 2017, 03:21:04 PM
I think dudes claiming an extra 1 or 2 inches is pretty common.

And I'm not just talking height either. :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2017, 03:29:17 PM
6'3 gang
:rejoice

(http://i.imgur.com/P5POoAA.png)
 :umad :umad :umad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 29, 2017, 03:42:50 PM
https://twitter.com/thugtear/status/855453222756130816
https://twitter.com/thugtear/status/855179049341202433
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 29, 2017, 06:50:40 PM
Whops, it turns out I'm taller than most of you.

I'm almost 5'10", and 6ft+ in heels. My husband is 5'6" or 5'7" (I don't speak no Americano) and says he loves the height difference, especially when I wear high heels. Maybe he has a gigantism fetish. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on April 29, 2017, 07:43:52 PM
Quote from: butt on April 29, 2017, 06:50:40 PM
Whops, it turns out I'm taller than most of you.

I'm almost 5'10", and 6ft+ in heels. My husband is 5'6" or 5'7" (I don't speak no Americano) and says he loves the height difference, especially when I wear high heels. Maybe he has a gigantism fetish. :lol

wow.

Well then.  That is cool, but definitely not the norm.  :lol   ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 30, 2017, 05:40:43 PM
I invited the cute brunette I mentioned a few weeks ago to the Sakura Matsuri this weekend, she said that she had other plans, but really likes hanging out with me but just got out of a long relationship and isn't sure what she wants now... I didn't really know how to respond to that so I just wrote that I like hanging out with her too. Safe to say that this isn't going anywhere?

Date I went on Friday was a nice, shy girl but her teeth were pretty crooked  :-\

Just gonna keep looking. I mean there's the fluent Japanese speaker girl but she has a lot of family issues which I don't know if I want to deal with at this moment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 30, 2017, 05:57:22 PM
Quote from: butt on April 29, 2017, 06:50:40 PM
Whops, it turns out I'm taller than most of you.

I'm almost 5'10", and 6ft+ in heels. My husband is 5'6" or 5'7" (I don't speak no Americano) and says he loves the height difference, especially when I wear high heels. Maybe he has a gigantism fetish. :lol
That must make for perfect stand up sex. Amazing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 30, 2017, 08:11:18 PM
Made myself a "Chad-esque" tinder profile to see how many "Staceys" I can match with.

It's for science.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on April 30, 2017, 11:24:05 PM
Quote from: butt on April 29, 2017, 06:50:40 PM
Whops, it turns out I'm taller than most of you.

I'm almost 5'10", and 6ft+ in heels. My husband is 5'6" or 5'7" (I don't speak no Americano) and says he loves the height difference, especially when I wear high heels. Maybe he has a gigantism fetish. :lol

I have a soft (hard?) spot for Secret Six era Giganta. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 01, 2017, 01:41:35 AM
6'0 here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 01, 2017, 02:57:43 AM
Cervix Killer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on May 01, 2017, 02:11:11 PM
I'm 6 even and my wife is 5'4". Looks like her height deficiency is rubbing off on my 16 year old as my 13 year old is now taller than her.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 01, 2017, 02:52:48 PM
Lol @ listing ones height "in shoes" you cray
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 01, 2017, 03:03:13 PM
 :confused you gonna fuck with them shoes on?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 01, 2017, 04:47:00 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 01, 2017, 03:03:13 PM
:confused you gonna fuck with them shoes on?

only chucks when I fucks  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on May 01, 2017, 05:42:56 PM
6'2" and life is on easy mode for me

spoiler (click to show/hide)
middle aged and doughy threw away a gift from god
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 02, 2017, 12:24:23 AM
Kara and zomgee, check PMs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 02, 2017, 11:23:45 AM
Quote from: Atramental on April 30, 2017, 08:11:18 PM
It's for science.  :doge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kdoqbn4mTo

Don't bullshit a bullshitter, dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2017, 11:31:05 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on May 02, 2017, 11:20:23 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on December 27, 2016, 02:21:48 PM
I'm making this post to remind myself that by this time next year I'll find myself in a good and stable, meaningful relationship. On 12/27/2017 this post will be quoted for either a W on achieving my goal or a massive L.

Just wanted to add a subplot nobody cares about to this season.

:rofl

Pretty much at the "No woman would want to put up with my bullshit" phase of soul crushing dating in the digital age. I think I should probably not even think, or try not to, about a relationship or hook ups because this fucking sucks. Especially in the deserted wasteland that is Saudi(all the best girls my age or younger GTFO and stayed the fuck out). All that's left is very arabic women who expect marriage, or very islamic women who want marriage, and that's the type of bullshit I'm not putting up with. That leaves me with random western chicks which is the most YMMV situation in a place like this considering they don't want to be caught doing shit nor are they ready to risk possibly getting raped and blamed for it.

Sigh, I've been living like a hermit but don't really want to anymore. I blame myself for wasting time on my ex who was never worth it, and believing family when they said they needed help. Guess I have to resign myself to the realization that I won't be in a good dating situation till I'm very far in my late twenties, which then has the baggage of being single and 30 not too long after. Fuck me, I wouldn't be bitching this much if I could cruise bars for the occasional lay.

tl;dr
Saudi Arabia sucks, Islam sucks, internet dating sucks.

That sucks. Can you go to Dubai or something?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 02, 2017, 12:44:28 PM
This is when you put blinders on and just say fuck it man. If you gotta be a hermit then be the best god damn well read hobby focused hermit ever. Things change. Nothing is forever. It's calm. Drown in the maelstrom that is your head. Bless up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 02, 2017, 12:49:56 PM
When u compensate for ur 5'9" height by being beautiful :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 02, 2017, 01:00:27 PM
Wrath, head to the Gold Souk in Dubai while pretending to be interesting in some gaudy jewelry to attract and then bang some sluts. 

At least Dubai has some bomb ass restaurants.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 02, 2017, 04:33:16 PM
On the bright side, since he's Saudi he won't be imprisoned in their jails or made a slave like us white folks, r-right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 02, 2017, 09:30:42 PM
I feel like moving from where you're from in Saudi to Bahrain with your name is a graduation from self-flagellation to self-ownage, Z.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on May 04, 2017, 11:20:50 PM
I dumped a nurse last year because she liked Disney way too much
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 05, 2017, 12:24:53 AM
This is mostly for Kaffir, provided he hasn't wandered off the boards again:

http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2016/06/02/steven-spohn-i-am-not-your-plot-device/

(Related to the PM conversation we're having)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 05, 2017, 10:42:04 AM
Literally two minutes on Grindr (to browse around and see what the selection is right) and I get an unsolicited dick pic from a guy with no profile information.

Me: ":confused Does that really work for you? With no profile? REALLY?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 05, 2017, 10:48:44 AM
The thing is: I don't have a profile set-up either (again, just looking at the app to browse and stuff) and I get it. It's like "really?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2017, 04:03:58 PM
I wasn't ready for Hispanic ting drama
 :brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 05, 2017, 04:59:20 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on May 05, 2017, 04:56:30 PM
Assuming their eventual success, there can't BE a fun way.

:jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2017, 11:31:21 PM
Unprompted, she told me she feels safe and happy around me, then proceeded to tell me her life story including some past abuse I wish I didn't know about now. So I'm starting to think our "oh yea I don't want a relationship either, I just want to chill and have fun" arrangement (no Kara) is over. I'm not looking for a real relationship, I just want to kick it with a chick.
:tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on May 06, 2017, 12:26:58 AM
nevermind

top of page and nonsensical
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 06, 2017, 09:25:45 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2017, 11:31:21 PM
Unprompted, she told me she feels safe and happy around me, then proceeded to tell me her life story including some past abuse I wish I didn't know about now. So I'm starting to think our "oh yea I don't want a relationship either, I just want to chill and have fun" arrangement (no Kara) is over. I'm not looking for a real relationship, I just want to kick it with a chick.
:tocry
Good thing that you can just cut things off and never have to see her again...oh wait. :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on May 07, 2017, 07:58:52 PM
You guys mind telling stories about when you had to break up with someone? I'm asking because I've never been in a situation until now where I needed to end a relationship. I feel bad about it because I don't dislike her and usually have a good time with her, but I know I'll never actually love her either.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 07, 2017, 08:29:52 PM
When I broke up with my boyfriend, it was super hard because he was a really nice guy, I just didn't love him anymore + our relationship was very rocky. So I tried to do the whole "let's stay friends" thing to spare his feelings. Did not work out long. It veeery rarely works out. He thought there was a chance we'd get back together so he kept licking ass (metaphorically), but I had absolutely no intentions of it. I wish I were more straight forward about things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on May 07, 2017, 09:11:21 PM
Did you break up in person or over the phone?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on May 07, 2017, 09:28:33 PM
If you care about this person at all don't do it over the phone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 07, 2017, 09:33:27 PM
Yeah please don't be a coward about this. Barring something crazy like high risk of serious injury if you've been inside someone you owe it to say it to their face.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 07, 2017, 09:50:11 PM
Play it cool - like boop her gently on the nose with you index finger and a soft smile and say 'I'm out', walk out, then just don't respond to her texts. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 07, 2017, 09:51:45 PM
Or if you are really smooth, do the above over the phone and paint the scene with your words to her. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on May 07, 2017, 10:34:24 PM
Breaking up with someone is hard af but it's one of those things you just have to force yourself to do. No hesitation, delaying will only make things worse. Take Old Yeller out back behind the barn and blast that fucker. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 08, 2017, 03:05:24 AM
Always break up in person. Be prepared to dodge and weave. Be honest with yourself, and as honest as you can be with them – pain you cause them may make it easier for them to move on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 08, 2017, 09:03:29 AM
Is she Jamaican? If so do it over the phone so you don't get killed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 08, 2017, 12:31:17 PM
Even if she asks, don't get into specifics about why.  Stick with general shit.  Getting into specific why issues only leads to one of two paths: A) I can fix myself for you or B) You're an asshole and here's what's wrong with you. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on May 08, 2017, 01:03:33 PM
No, explain why. Not explaining why is fucked up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 08, 2017, 02:23:57 PM
There is no rule book. You just get through it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on May 08, 2017, 02:31:19 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on May 08, 2017, 01:55:22 PM
Quote from: etiolate on May 08, 2017, 01:03:33 PM
No, explain why. Not explaining why is fucked up.

Yeah because telling people exactly what you think is wrong with them should help a lot.

It does help. It's sort of how we improve.

But mostly you should say the why, which doesn't mean everything you think is wrong with them.

Two reasons:

1. If you can't explain why you keep ending relationships then they're might be something wrong with you that you need to figure out before you get into another one.
2. If its a longer relationship and you do not tell the person why, you likely rob them of closure and that closure is the one kind thing you can do for them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on May 08, 2017, 03:33:33 PM
Have you tried moving cities and changing your cell phone number?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 08, 2017, 03:49:27 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on May 08, 2017, 01:55:22 PM
Quote from: etiolate on May 08, 2017, 01:03:33 PM
No, explain why. Not explaining why is fucked up.

Yeah because telling people exactly what you think is wrong with them should help a lot.
There's a line between pointing out "You need more than I can give right now." Or "We've gotten complacent and have drifted apart." and "You snore, you smell bad and you've had lettuce in your teeth for 2 weeks."

If they ask I think it is important to be diplomatically honest. But if they don't ask, don't tell.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 08, 2017, 05:59:23 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 08, 2017, 03:49:27 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on May 08, 2017, 01:55:22 PM
Quote from: etiolate on May 08, 2017, 01:03:33 PM
No, explain why. Not explaining why is fucked up.

Yeah because telling people exactly what you think is wrong with them should help a lot.
There's a line between pointing out "You need more than I can give right now." Or "We've gotten complacent and have drifted apart." and "You snore, you smell bad and you've had lettuce in your teeth for 2 weeks."

If they ask I think it is important to be diplomatically honest. But if they don't ask, don't tell.
This is more what I was getting at.

Stick with something like "our interests are too different" vs "I don't like going to arts and crafts shows with you. That shit sucks."

One is general, one is specific.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on May 08, 2017, 09:07:09 PM
All this advice (thanks btw) but only one break up story. Come on fam. Make this page more interesting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 08, 2017, 09:19:47 PM
Worst break up story was with a girl who for all good reasons was a good match but she just really bored me and I didn't really feel a connection or desire for her -- broke up with her after taking her to my parents for some family BBQ while I was drunk. It was sooooo messy of me but she clearly thought she was going to like marry me or something and I knew I couldn't waste any more of her time because I clearly knew I didn't want that with her. Flavor detail: she was a squirter
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 08, 2017, 10:34:07 PM
When she asked when we were going to go out again I said , "yeah, no." Left and didn't take her calls or anything.

Not my proudest moment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 08, 2017, 11:08:09 PM
Better than a dryspell purposely. ;)

On a tangent, Wrath: https://www.instagram.com/p/BTq9szcjZJD/

It's nice of him to apologize. I'm not sure if I buy it being sincere or not, but... :doge (Also, read the [shitty ones anyway] comments and now understand my purposeful dryspell)

Now back to PM's about this. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 09, 2017, 06:43:26 PM
My "ex" just texted me asking how I've been doing lately...  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 09, 2017, 06:55:37 PM
 :salute you know what to do
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 09, 2017, 07:19:10 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on May 09, 2017, 07:01:05 PM
Can't wait till you fall in love again.

Basically, this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on May 09, 2017, 09:41:25 PM
Man I'm having my best luck on tinder/etc now that I'm set to move away from the area in the next couple months. Frustrating
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 09, 2017, 10:18:32 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 09, 2017, 10:21:49 PM
Oh Jesus. I dunno how to respond to that.  :lol

I'd be up front and ask him to quit smoking. That'd help with the windedness a bit. I dunno how to solve the job issue, especially if it's a breadwinner situation or whatever. The getting into shape would be shallow to ask for, and if you don't love him enough to stick with him in "sickness," I dunno. But if he was able to get a handle on the job situation, I feel like him getting back to the gym would work.

I'm going to be completely honest here in full disclosure:

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Do bring this up, however. Your sexual problems need to be at the fore-front. I wouldn't say "you're a slob and you're ugly." But more "hey, you seem to fall out of sex faster than me. Could you maybe put me first with more foreplay/et. al. suggestions here?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 09, 2017, 10:29:14 PM
Hmm, a 36 year old nurse practitioner who lives in my hometown messaged me on Match. She's cute, has a great job, but her profile mentions she's conservative  :-\

Though I'm talking to a whole number of different women now, like have 5 people I'm messaging back and forth with, and a few seem like they have some potential.

And not to mention there is a ridiculous amount of cute women in my office...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 09, 2017, 10:34:02 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 09, 2017, 10:34:19 PM
I have a lot to say on the whole butt situation, but I'm too busy. So, I'll quickly say this before responding correctly:

- I snored a ton
- was tired all the time
- Gained weight because I was too exhausted to do anything
- There were several years where I just sorta coasted
- Got diagnosed with sleep apnea
- Got a c-pap machine
- Found I wasn't so tired
- Was able to function
- Was able to start losing weight


That all being said, I think there's a lot more here than just sleep apnea but just sayin'. More later.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 09, 2017, 10:49:11 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 09, 2017, 11:53:55 PM
Quote from: butt on May 09, 2017, 10:49:11 PM
@Kaffir I'm European, living in Japan/married to a Japanese guy.

Okay, guess quitting smoking won't happen, given how Japan is. Especially with the workaholic culture they have there. I can't blame him for being tired at the end of the day given how that culture is.

If it isn't just sexual problems, and the looks: I'd be honest about the change in personality and ask him what is going on (if possible). If he is aggressive/domestic violence, I'd be looking to book it from Japan ASAP with the kids, personally. But I wouldn't know your issues.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 10, 2017, 12:13:01 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 10, 2017, 12:21:15 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on May 10, 2017, 12:16:31 AM
Do you think it's because you know now that if things get stressful you'll be the primary target? I can see how if you feel like when push comes to shove it would be extra terrible for you in that regard and maybe that's why you're having these conflicting feelings.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. If this new job gets stressful again, will he get angry with you? You should honestly bring that up. Maybe not before or after work, but on a weekend when he's "relaxed." You say you haven't fought in a while, so if you two are able to communicate this shouldn't cause issues.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 10, 2017, 01:25:53 AM
What's his attitude towards therapy? In general I mean, whether its for you or him or couples therapy. It sounds like the issue here is you both have developed a habit of being guarded about anything that bothers you since you're afraid of sliding back into the way it was before with constant fighting. I myself have been there and am trying to get out of it, when there's a serious issue in a relationship and you have been riding out the storm forever, you get afraid of confronting something you never truly resolved.

You could tell him that there are issues with the romance which is due to that deeper communication problem festering and then just talk out what's happening and what you want to improve. Also you're allowed to ask your partner to keep up their aesthetics, just if you ask nicely.

Do tell him he has to vape or he gets no pussay tho. :gloomy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 10, 2017, 01:34:34 AM
Only guessing from the few paragraphs it sounds like he's got some possible depression stuff he has to work out, or at the very least he should see a therapist, there's nothing wrong with that at all. But if he's not willing to work on his issues then outlook is not so good.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 10, 2017, 01:57:14 AM
Quote from: butt on May 09, 2017, 10:18:32 PM
Here's a tl;dr on my marriage. I'm very nervous about sharing this, but here goes.

Please don't judge me, I'm only human. I think.

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I don't find myself sexually attracted to my husband anymore. At all. This is a huge problem because I really want to fuck, just.. not him. So I've been sex deprived for some months now. The rare times we did it lately, I closed my eyes and kept thinking of other people (which made it feel so much better), like my attractive male friends. But the sex was still terrible. I try to change it up, even take control, but he just wanna fuck me in the missionary position, and I hate it. It just doesn't feel good at all. And he comes way too fast, so I just lie there all unfinished. Before I could never see myself cheating, but now I'm at a point where I'm wondering if I could trust myself to be alone in the same room with someone in certain situations, like if they said the right things to me. It is not a good feeling to have. Yet it turns me on to think of it. I'm so messed up. I'm not that sexually experienced either, and have only had 1 bf before my husband. So this feeling is very overwhelming to me. I do love sex, just haven't been with many people.

One of the problems is that my husband let himself go a bit too much. I don't mean to sound shallow, I just really find it unattractive when he seems to have stopped caring about himself completely. He used to be fit, and he was very disciplined with going to the gym a lot. But now he'll just eat junk all the time, and doesn't do anything at all. Ironically, I can hear him really dive into a bag of chips from the other room right now.

This isn't just about sex, because him being this way causes many problems. For instance, he snores A LOT. He snores so much I always dread it when we're going on vacation or staying in a hotel. At home..? Well, we sleep in different bedrooms and have ever since we had a child. This was because 1) He snored too much and it woke up the kid. 2) He always comes home very late after drinking with coworkers, plus he stinks like smoke (yeah, he started smoking again too, which makes it a whole lot worse) every night. He didn't snore when he used to gym either.

One of the biggest problems is that now that he's out of shape, he has absolutely no energy. So in the weekends when we finally have time together (he works so much, I don't see him during weekdays, except a few mornings), he'll fall asleep really early in the afternoon. I'm talking 6-7 pm, and I'll end up being alone just playing games. This contributes to the "we haven't fucked in ages" part, because he's always too tired, or already asleep.

I'm not sure where I'm going with all of this. Probably just needed to unload. We still have good chemistry and we haven't argued or fought in a while, I'm just.. not really feeling it anymore, I think? The longer it goes, the stronger my desires become. I don't wanna hurt his feelings. Should I just buy a dildo and call it a day?

I know, I know, communication is the key. But how do I even bring anything like this up? "Please go back to the gym; I deserve a good fucking." :lol

Any input is welcome, especially from people who have been in a similar situation.

Sincerely, Desperate Housewife(™️).
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It looks like many of the Boritos have chimed in with good advice, so I'll try to not overlap too much:

You're in a rough situation as a foreign spouse in Japan. Your salaryman husband is working so hard that you have precious little time to communicate, and when you are in the same spot, he's exhausted and frustrated. You've also been looking after the child, which itself is both exhausting and, unfortunately, accepted as a matter-of-course in this country. Japanese wives will frequently stay with their own parents for months at a time to get help, and can integrate with their neighborhood for more immediate needs. BOTH of these are resources on which you cannot easily draw.

In short, you're both tired and exhausted and have trouble creating space for each other. You may be out of energy to provide empathy for the other. You may be seeing each other as a burden.

These are all matters of perspective. Try not to take for granted what each of you brings to the relationship. You are both in a rough patch, but take time to find things to appreciate about each other.

As for his health, let him know you're worried it. Being overweight will make him snore, it also prevents him from sleeping well.

One of the things that worked for me was to treat my spouse the way I wanted to be treated, even when I was frustrated. That put her at ease and gave her an opening to be kind in return.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 10, 2017, 02:54:49 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 10, 2017, 06:13:54 AM
Quote from: butt on May 10, 2017, 02:54:49 AM
The problem with me is that I'm done with the whole "take all the shit" part, and I end up firing back at him if he goes at me. I know Japanese guys expect their wives to just shut up and do as they're told, but I refuse to be treated like I was born to breed, and that only. I'm always nice to him, but if he gets annoyed, I get annoyed. It wasn't always like that, I just have gotten too much shit from his bad moods. It's very hard to pretend I don't have my own opinions, just because this culture expects me to act like I don't. :lol

Anyway, I've gotten a lot of nice advice, so thanks for that. I really appreciate it. I'm not quite sure where to go from here though. Our daughter will enter daycare a few times a week from June, so at least then I'll finally get some time to myself and see if that helps us both in some ways, at least myself. I'll have to try to talk to him soon about the whole sex situation as well. Hopefully an opportunity to talk about it comes this weekend.

It sounds like Japan is getting to you, personally. Is he a permanent resident there? What about moving back to your European country?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 10, 2017, 06:59:53 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on May 10, 2017, 07:02:56 AM
Quote from: butt on May 10, 2017, 06:59:53 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on May 10, 2017, 06:13:54 AM
It sounds like Japan is getting to you, personally. Is he a permanent resident there? What about moving back to your European country?
I don't have a problem with Japan living-wise or the people here, neither do I wanna move. My home country is great, but I don't generally like the people. I feel much more comfortable in Japan. Plus moving is out of the question, he doesn't speak my language and wouldn't be able to get a decent job (he has a pretty good job now). Anyway I feel bad taking up so much of this thread with my issues. lol
Don't, it's what it's there for.  :meeble
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 10, 2017, 07:24:58 AM
Quote from: butt on May 10, 2017, 02:54:49 AM
RE: Therapy stuff: I actually did bring it up once, a while ago. It wasn't easy, it is not something anyone want someone to say to them. I've been there, and it sucks. Unfortunatly he didn't think he needed therapy, and he refused the idea of it. Luckily things got better after that. I also brought up marriage therapy once or twice when we were doing very bad, but he thought I was exaggerating. Honestly I still think he could benefit from his own therapy, but I don't feel like it's worth the drama of bringing it back up. At least not until/if things get bad again.
Huh. The thing with someone suggesting "marriage therapy" is that it is automatically necessary if either partner thinks it is. The relationship is in trouble, it doesn't say anything specific about either partner except that there is a disturbance in the space between them. It's unsettling to hear that he was dismissive of that.

Quote from: butt on May 10, 2017, 02:54:49 AM
The problem with me is that I'm done with the whole "take all the shit" part, and I end up firing back at him if he goes at me. I know Japanese guys expect their wives to just shut up and do as they're told, but I refuse to be treated like I was born to breed, and that only. I'm always nice to him, but if he gets annoyed, I get annoyed. It wasn't always like that, I just have gotten too much shit from his bad moods. It's very hard to pretend I don't have my own opinions, just because this culture expects me to act like I don't. :lol
I apologize if I gave the impression that you should be acting like a Japanese wife. You shouldn't. No-one should, not even most of them. This culture suffers from ingrained sexism, and it has held it back as a nation. What I meant was to honestly try to choose a productive reaction between the stimulus and your response. I'm not suggesting that you align yourself with him, or feign not having an opinion. I apologize for the confusion.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 10, 2017, 08:08:24 AM
Since everyone else has mostly covered what I've seen the only thing I have to add is that I think frequency of sex being an issue is pretty common in good marriages.  What's uncommon is bad sex in an otherwise stable, good marriage.  Good communication, trust and chemistry outside the bedroom usually lead to good things under the sheets.  If something is wrong with those 3, sex can suffer and if you fix it there's a large chance it translates to improvement in your sex life.  If those are good, then maybe try to jump start his motor by coaxing desires out of him and see if that wakes the dragon so to speak?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on May 10, 2017, 08:47:35 AM
Quote from: butt on May 09, 2017, 10:18:32 PM
Here's a tl;dr on my marriage. I'm very nervous about sharing this, but here goes.

your mistake is thinking getting in shape leads to good sex. get my boy molotov in there and he'll beat that pussy up like it was thanksgiving.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 10, 2017, 08:58:29 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 10, 2017, 09:42:08 AM
It's good to see the bore helping out with butt stuff :teehee


You've already received a lot of advice, I'll just toss in that in my experience things don't get better without getting addressed -- it seems like to me your need to feel like your marriage is a safe harbor has been compromised by his past aggressive behavior, y'all need to bridge that gap together. Wishin you luck!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 10, 2017, 10:22:36 AM
that is my biggest fear about my relationship, butt.  I'm scared that Lindsay would start having those same thoughts.

It's really lame, but what I've started doing, whenever thinking about having a drinking night, or getting shitty food, or thinking about not going on a run and playing video games instead, I just think "Do it for her."  Gives me the motivation to actually fucking do something positive for not only her, but for me as well.  I'm not in GREAT shape but I'm still noodly – and according to her, that's how she likes me.

Also our sex life has become really fun lately – a lot more rough, more positions, and longer, which is great.  And honestly, my job is really fucking easy with her.  She comes so goddamned easily whenever she gets on top.  So whenever I get tired I just lay on my back and let her do her thing for 5 minutes or so.  Then I'll take over.

I guess your husband just needs to know that he needs to motivate himself or else he's going to lose you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2017, 10:50:34 AM
Quote from: butt on May 09, 2017, 10:18:32 PM
Here's a tl;dr on my marriage. I'm very nervous about sharing this, but here goes.

Please don't judge me, I'm only human. I think.

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I don't find myself sexually attracted to my husband anymore. At all. This is a huge problem because I really want to fuck, just.. not him. So I've been sex deprived for some months now. The rare times we did it lately, I closed my eyes and kept thinking of other people (which made it feel so much better), like my attractive male friends. But the sex was still terrible. I try to change it up, even take control, but he just wanna fuck me in the missionary position, and I hate it. It just doesn't feel good at all. And he comes way too fast, so I just lie there all unfinished. Before I could never see myself cheating, but now I'm at a point where I'm wondering if I could trust myself to be alone in the same room with someone in certain situations, like if they said the right things to me. It is not a good feeling to have. Yet it turns me on to think of it. I'm so messed up. I'm not that sexually experienced either, and have only had 1 bf before my husband. So this feeling is very overwhelming to me. I do love sex, just haven't been with many people.

One of the problems is that my husband let himself go a bit too much. I don't mean to sound shallow, I just really find it unattractive when he seems to have stopped caring about himself completely. He used to be fit, and he was very disciplined with going to the gym a lot. But now he'll just eat junk all the time, and doesn't do anything at all. Ironically, I can hear him really dive into a bag of chips from the other room right now.

This isn't just about sex, because him being this way causes many problems. For instance, he snores A LOT. He snores so much I always dread it when we're going on vacation or staying in a hotel. At home..? Well, we sleep in different bedrooms and have ever since we had a child. This was because 1) He snored too much and it woke up the kid. 2) He always comes home very late after drinking with coworkers, plus he stinks like smoke (yeah, he started smoking again too, which makes it a whole lot worse) every night. He didn't snore when he used to gym either.

One of the biggest problems is that now that he's out of shape, he has absolutely no energy. So in the weekends when we finally have time together (he works so much, I don't see him during weekdays, except a few mornings), he'll fall asleep really early in the afternoon. I'm talking 6-7 pm, and I'll end up being alone just playing games. This contributes to the "we haven't fucked in ages" part, because he's always too tired, or already asleep.

I'm not sure where I'm going with all of this. Probably just needed to unload. We still have good chemistry and we haven't argued or fought in a while, I'm just.. not really feeling it anymore, I think? The longer it goes, the stronger my desires become. I don't wanna hurt his feelings. Should I just buy a dildo and call it a day?

I know, I know, communication is the key. But how do I even bring anything like this up? "Please go back to the gym; I deserve a good fucking." :lol

Any input is welcome, especially from people who have been in a similar situation.

Sincerely, Desperate Housewife(™️).
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Check your PMs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 10, 2017, 10:57:52 AM
PD already sliding into some DMs  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on May 10, 2017, 11:02:58 AM
The man is Japanese PD - we've seen plenty of videos to know how big it is
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 10, 2017, 12:03:56 PM
Why you stayin if you miserable, JDub?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 10, 2017, 12:04:56 PM
i aint the most in shape person and my sex drive isn't the highest in the world but i at least make sure i get my girl off when she wants it. don't be selfish, brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 10, 2017, 01:13:42 PM
How does everyone deal with you SO's frustrations with their career?

My girlfriend has continually experienced awful jobs in which she gets a lot of blame and gets "yelled at" as she says.  She constantly vents to me about not feeling competent, not being able to succeed, not being able to find jobs in her chosen path, etc.  To be honest, it gets very discouraging and it makes me feel helpless.  I want to help her, but I don't know what to do other than help her look for jobs and reach out to people to see if they have any leads.

I just don't know how to deal with the constant depression when it comes to her work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 10, 2017, 01:16:46 PM
Provide empathy, not solutions
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 10, 2017, 01:21:58 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 10, 2017, 01:16:46 PM
Provide empathy, not solutions

I suppose.  At a certain point it just bums me the hell out though  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 10, 2017, 01:34:00 PM
just gotta be that emotional rock my dude. soap up all the emotions being thrown at ya.

i don't necessarily agree that you shouldn't ever try to provide solutions. sometimes people do want that, but it's specific to the situation. my typical thing to do is to listen listen listen until my girlfriend has got it all out of her and then gently transition to providing advise but paying attention to if she's being receptive. if she's not i immediately bail out of that and go back to just listening.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 10, 2017, 01:37:30 PM
Thank you.  I feel a little selfish for feeling bummed out by all of this, but ultimately I love her and want her to be happy with both her work and with me.  I can at the very least provide a little bit of solace and happiness for her when she comes home.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 10, 2017, 02:17:25 PM
See, you can start to create a problem if you need her to be totally happy for you to be comfortable
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 10, 2017, 02:20:40 PM
Yeah, I hear that.  I didn't mean to communicate that's what I need.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on May 10, 2017, 02:23:28 PM
Marriage should have a renewal date every 10 years.

'Til death' seems a little long.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on May 10, 2017, 04:35:06 PM
butt:

Just gotta communicate the sexual frustration part. Also, you're probably both getting older and energy will be an issue. As mentioned, the snoring is likely a sleep apnea thing that can be treated. The Cpap machine may turn you off tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 10, 2017, 04:44:45 PM
How I'm feeling right now (and yes this is relationship related):

(http://i.imgur.com/QWGrU.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 10, 2017, 06:17:41 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on May 10, 2017, 07:39:29 PM
Quote from: butt on May 10, 2017, 06:17:41 PM
BrandNew: Not much more you can do except keep showing support for your wife. I'm sure things will get better for her sooner or later. She probably feels worse about it than you do as well, so you'll have to be the stronge one.

Quote from: etiolate on May 10, 2017, 04:35:06 PM
butt:

Just gotta communicate the sexual frustration part. Also, you're probably both getting older and energy will be an issue. As mentioned, the snoring is likely a sleep apnea thing that can be treated. The Cpap machine may turn you off tho.
I'm only 28 and have also ADHD, energy is the least of my problems. Maybe my old husband just can't keep up. He blames his age sometimes (but he's 36). :lol

Sleep apnea sounds very likely. A friend has that machine, and I can already imagine my husband's face and anger if I suggest him to try it.

I have the machine. It makes you feel like darth vader retreating to his life chamber. There is also a mouth palette that pushes the tongue down and opens the air pathway. I think my bro-in-law uses that. It's probably the most comfortable option. The third option is surgery but fuck extra surgery.

And at 36 his metabolism level is probably nose diving. You can probably balance out the decline with aerobic exercise, but that requires the energy being there in the first place.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 11, 2017, 12:11:03 AM
Quote from: butt on May 10, 2017, 06:17:41 PM
(...) Sleep apnea sounds very likely. A friend has that machine, and I can already imagine my husband's face and anger if I suggest him to try it.

Even when you come to him from concern for his own health? That's kind of weird.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 11, 2017, 12:12:41 AM
Quote from: JayDubya on May 10, 2017, 07:30:05 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on May 10, 2017, 04:44:45 PM
How I'm feeling right now (and yes this is relationship related):

(http://i.imgur.com/QWGrU.jpg)

Fun, ain't it.

You have to remember that other people don't always talk in code, euphemism, or diplomatic half-truths.

Except for when they do.

Oh, I'm sure this person isn't. It's just me mindgaming myself worse than Atra does. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2017, 10:44:41 AM
Your husband wouldn't be interested in any changes, even if you kinda led the way? For instance instead of getting in mish position what if you just got into doggystyle and said some sexy stuff...he'd just shrug and demand missionary?
:mindblown

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 11, 2017, 11:11:18 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2017, 10:44:41 AM
Your husband wouldn't be interested in any changes, even if you kinda led the way? For instance instead of getting in mish position what if you just got into doggystyle and said some sexy stuff...he'd just shrug and demand missionary?
:mindblown
He'll just pull out after a few minutes and indicate I should lie back down so he can finish. Then I'm all

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/o7ncE7UgxAUE0/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on May 11, 2017, 12:31:15 PM
The many five bore members furiously punching a wall in unison at the opportunity
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 13, 2017, 07:23:50 AM
On a slightly different tangent: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/6avqm8/incel_who_catfishes_is_linked_to_by_rdrama_the_op/dhhvg1i/

At least Rah isn't catfishing people. But this sounds like him a bit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 13, 2017, 08:15:36 AM
I'm sorry that I give off that impression. I wish I could say I'm getting better, but that would be a lie. If anything I continue to sink further into my ways and am becoming increasingly bitter and angry about the opposite sex. But I would like to say it's the former from that link, just utter frustration and not actual hate. I mean the whole misagonist thing is dumb and the angers real source is mh own insecurity. But right now for me it's much better if I avoid women in general.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 13, 2017, 09:17:11 AM
Made any progress in the gym? You look like you could have a badass body (no homo) based on your frame.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 13, 2017, 09:41:00 AM
Just steadily continuing to go. I got a new haircut which I think actually worked out great and was a nice boon to my confidence. I was like I really want to try a new style and actually be pro active in that area. I like it...

But then last night I fucked up big time with my group and well there's no going back and it's just I'm a really shitty person and it's never been my looks that kept me back. Sure because of them maybe I had no faith in myself, but it's just my extreme toxic inscucurity that has just ruined me. Seriously fucked me hp and I just don't know how to fix it and it's really damaged me. It's damaged my friends and it really damaged me with someone I actually really cared about. There's. O fixing that situation and right now I'm looking to get away from it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 14, 2017, 12:05:00 AM
@Rah: I'm not saying you're 100% that reddit comment, but it's the vibe you gave off months ago. You going to the gym and wanting to change your vibe is a good first step so you're not 1-foot-in the incel thing. Keep going.

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 10, 2017, 04:44:45 PM
How I'm feeling right now (and yes this is relationship related):

(http://i.imgur.com/QWGrU.jpg)

Update for Wrath: Mindgame is just that, mindgame. There's still drama in regards to schedule, but all systems go. :-[ At least the only thing I have mind-gaming now is crushing depression-anxiety (and one of those has jumped out the window over the past two days).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 17, 2017, 08:37:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FHTLyh9.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 18, 2017, 10:21:32 PM
Went out with a Ukranian girl tonight, she was pretty nice but didn't really pick up any vibes from her. She checks off all the boxes for me but I dunno how into me she was (I'm autistic-level at picking up signals). She's going to Italy next week but I told her I'd like to see her when she gets back, so we'll see. Also been talking to some cute Jewish redhead BBW who plays Japanese dating sims. She's from Massapequa (famous for being the home of Jerry Seinfeld) and I know of a great gastropub there to take her to, so I'll try to set something up for next week.

But I dunno, I was a bit down today since a friend of mine I found out still talks to my ex, and him and his wife want to invite my ex and her bf (!?!?!) to a party and wanted to know if I'd be OK with that. I was like "uhh, no, I don't really want to see her". Also a bit upset that she managed to pair up and I'm still stuck in dating limbo where nothing seems to be clicking.

I also purchased my first anime statue so I'm just about to throw in the towel :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 19, 2017, 12:28:58 AM
what statue was it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 19, 2017, 01:18:54 AM
East Slavic ice queens. :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 19, 2017, 07:05:52 AM
Quote from: toku on May 19, 2017, 12:28:58 AM
what statue was it

This one, pretty g-rated as far as animu statues go:

(http://www.yorokonde.de/media/image/thumbnail/talesofvesperiaritamordioalter1_720x600.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 19, 2017, 10:11:41 AM
can you see her pantsu? Asking for academic purposes of course.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 19, 2017, 06:17:40 PM
Saw this and felt like it would be good to post here:
https://youtu.be/Ec1syKOdlwo

Awww.  :uguu

Someday I'll find the Hila to my Ethan.  :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 20, 2017, 06:43:00 PM
A while back I went to a pub and met a girl who worked at the NYC Holocaust Museum. Short chubby blonde with curly hair, looks wise EXACTLY what I'm into. Too bad she never responded when I texted her :(

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 19, 2017, 10:11:41 AM
can you see her pantsu? Asking for academic purposes of course.

Well, since you asked, I decided to verify. Yeah there's pantsu if you look up the skirt. :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 21, 2017, 11:35:23 PM
WTF is "wild man" supposed to mean? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 21, 2017, 11:48:20 PM
:confused
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 22, 2017, 06:47:10 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 21, 2017, 11:48:20 PM
:confused

Wrong tab, but it's semi-relevant. Sometime told me "he wants to tame you" and I'm like :confused "I don't think that's what he meant by his joke comment." :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 23, 2017, 08:49:24 PM
So after buying my :uguu statue and joking that I've effectively 'given up', a girl named Rita (seriously!) messages me. And she's pretty cute too.

Also got a date tomorrow with a BBW Jewish redhead who does promotions for a nonprofit, and possibly one with a skinny brunette photographer this weekend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 23, 2017, 10:17:47 PM
So I had a long sit down conversation with my Mexican friend, pretty much about everything.

In the end well it's not going to happen, which is something I mean I always knew.

But this person is my friend. During the recent incident I mean she reached out like honestly no one else.

While it hurts and is disappointing, I'm not mad or anything. I've come a long way from thinking it won't happen because I'm not muscular enough or not good looking enough or whatever. At this point it's really because we don't connect on that level. Not enough in common or just not at that level and well I understand that as much as I can it still sucks.

She is a good person and I really want her in my life. She really was one of the first people way outside of my general type of person to really see me as someone who you'd want to be around. I never thought a girl like her would want to hang out with me and she does and thats a good feeling. Right now it hurts because she doesn't want more, but our conversation was beyond simple oh it doesnt happen because you're not good enough. And I guess thats something to take solace in.

I don't know what I do now. Hopefully, someone will come a long but I mean at least I've grown from this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 23, 2017, 10:43:46 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 23, 2017, 10:17:47 PM
So I had a long sit down conversation with my Mexican friend, pretty much about everything.

In the end well it's not going to happen, which is something I mean I always knew.

But this person is my friend. During the recent incident I mean she reached out like honestly no one else.

While it hurts and is disappointing, I'm not mad or anything. I've come a long way from thinking it won't happen because I'm not muscular enough or not good looking enough or whatever. At this point it's really because we don't connect on that level. Not enough in common or just not at that level and well I understand that as much as it sucks.

She is a good person and I really want her in my life. She really was one of the first people way outside of my general type of person to really see me as someone who you'd want to be around. I never thought a girl like her would want to hang out with me and she does and thats a good feeling. Right now it hurts because she doesn't want more, but our conversation was beyond simple oh it doesnt happen because you're not good enough. And I guess thats something to take solace in.

I don't know what I do now. Hopefully, someone will come a long but I mean at least I've grown from this.

This post is so much more realistic than many of your previous ones, it is both inducing both happiness and relief.

You've just been through a very traumatic sequence of events which are a result of an unhealthy state of mind. You /know/ on some level that you'll need to work on yourself before you can be a good partner to someone else. The fact that she's been active in helping you should be a huge beacon of hope that you're not alone. Even if you were alone, you'd still be a person worthy of love. For now, you are recognizing how much support you have to face the problems in front of you, and that is a good place to be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 24, 2017, 02:51:09 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 23, 2017, 10:17:47 PM
So I had a long sit down conversation with my Mexican friend, pretty much about everything.

In the end well it's not going to happen, which is something I mean I always knew.

But this person is my friend. During the recent incident I mean she reached out like honestly no one else.

While it hurts and is disappointing, I'm not mad or anything. I've come a long way from thinking it won't happen because I'm not muscular enough or not good looking enough or whatever. At this point it's really because we don't connect on that level. Not enough in common or just not at that level and well I understand that as much as I can it still sucks.

She is a good person and I really want her in my life. She really was one of the first people way outside of my general type of person to really see me as someone who you'd want to be around. I never thought a girl like her would want to hang out with me and she does and thats a good feeling. Right now it hurts because she doesn't want more, but our conversation was beyond simple oh it doesnt happen because you're not good enough. And I guess thats something to take solace in.

I don't know what I do now. Hopefully, someone will come a long but I mean at least I've grown from this.
Then it's a success. Might not feel like it now. But trust me. It's a raging success.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 24, 2017, 03:51:37 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 23, 2017, 10:17:47 PM
So I had a long sit down conversation with my Mexican friend, pretty much about everything.

In the end well it's not going to happen, which is something I mean I always knew.

But this person is my friend. During the recent incident I mean she reached out like honestly no one else.

While it hurts and is disappointing, I'm not mad or anything. I've come a long way from thinking it won't happen because I'm not muscular enough or not good looking enough or whatever. At this point it's really because we don't connect on that level. Not enough in common or just not at that level and well I understand that as much as I can it still sucks.

She is a good person and I really want her in my life. She really was one of the first people way outside of my general type of person to really see me as someone who you'd want to be around. I never thought a girl like her would want to hang out with me and she does and thats a good feeling. Right now it hurts because she doesn't want more, but our conversation was beyond simple oh it doesnt happen because you're not good enough. And I guess thats something to take solace in.

I don't know what I do now. Hopefully, someone will come a long but I mean at least I've grown from this.


Sounds like a great friend. Cherish and nurture that, and try to move on from other feelings (easier said than done blabla).

True close friends are more likely to bring more good in your life than attempts at relationships - the likeliness (likelihood? whatevs) of shit hitting the fan is that much lower.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on May 24, 2017, 06:06:38 AM
Rahx

I don't think this is the best place to vent, but it's very good to vent some place.

If you can be a decent, good person, then that's all you can achieve. There is no grander, majestic version of yourself other than you as you are when you wake up and you as you are when you lay down your head upon a pillow. The same is true of every woman and man. We can only be the best of our parts.

I'd actually recommend you continue to interact with girls on a level that is non-romantic and see how much they are as begrudged unto themselves as any other.

Unfortunately, I don't think anyone has admired or loved you unconditionally as an adult and that is your trouble. If you need that to be recognized then I recognize it. It's tough to explain why you admire a painting that nobody else notices. Realize that admiration is done by accumulation and that every interaction is a part of that accumulation,
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on May 24, 2017, 11:32:26 AM
goddamn
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 24, 2017, 12:37:11 PM
Finally came from a blowjob the other night  :aah

All other times has been from sex.  Mah girl is learning  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 24, 2017, 12:39:07 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 24, 2017, 09:13:09 PM
Went on a date today with the chubby Jewish girl. Really liked her, she was pretty geeky, and hey she was asking me if I knew about Ghost Trick, Professor Layton, and Corpse Party... though the date ended with a handshake which is never a good sign.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 24, 2017, 09:34:21 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on May 24, 2017, 09:22:53 PM
Quote from: tiesto on May 24, 2017, 09:13:09 PM
though the date ended with a handshake which is never a good sign.  :-\

Sounds like you're at the plate with two strikes and no balls.

Better crush it on the next pitch.

The only thing I'm worse at than dating is sports :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 25, 2017, 02:58:28 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 25, 2017, 04:23:12 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 25, 2017, 09:09:40 AM
It's a pretty brave thing to get out, a lot of people just buckle in for unhappiness in that situation -- hope things get better for you!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 25, 2017, 09:16:03 AM
Sorry to hear that.

I'm great with kids btw.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on May 25, 2017, 09:35:27 AM
Oh hey, why don't the Japanese breed more, how weird...

Hope everything goes well for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on May 25, 2017, 09:44:42 AM
On the one hand I am sorry for the time and sadness, but on the other hand congratulations. You have a new adventure in your life approaching where you can find your own happiness.

It takes a lot of courage to do what you just did.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 25, 2017, 10:37:16 AM
Quote from: Rufus on May 25, 2017, 09:35:27 AM
Oh hey, why don't the Japanese breed more, how weird...

Completely different from her situation. Like she posted, he saw it coming. And frankly (and I don't want to sound like an ass) maybe that's what he's wanted for a while. Who knows. It's best for her to leave Japan, though. It's clear the culture wasn't for her.

I dunno how they met, but moving to Japan seemed like the worst thing for her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 25, 2017, 11:07:25 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on May 25, 2017, 12:24:36 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on May 25, 2017, 10:37:16 AM
Quote from: Rufus on May 25, 2017, 09:35:27 AM
Oh hey, why don't the Japanese breed more, how weird...

Completely different from her situation.
Him leaving the house before they're awake and only returning once they're asleep and not being able to afford a daycare sound like big contributing factors and which is what my sarcasm was directed at. Seem plenty applicable.

Add unsupportive in-laws on top.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 25, 2017, 12:55:37 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on May 25, 2017, 01:27:34 PM
I think the toughest problem you may face is how your kid starts feel about wanting to see their dad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 25, 2017, 02:16:21 PM
Maybe, probably. She'll be meeting him several times yearly, so it's not like he'll avoid us or we'll avoid him and never meet again. That would've been horrible. It should be fine, but it isn't something we can worry about right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 25, 2017, 02:53:13 PM
Hope it's smoother sailing from here on
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 25, 2017, 06:15:31 PM
Quote from: Rufus on May 25, 2017, 09:35:27 AM
Oh hey, why don't the Japanese breed more, how weird...

Hope everything goes well for you.
Quote from: Butt
The whole gender inequality culture in Japan is disturbing.

These things are linked. With young people becoming more awake to gender equality, it may improve, but the insane work schedule here is so destructive to relationships, it is astonishing that no-one here is acting to change it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 25, 2017, 08:59:11 PM
Butt check yo PMs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 26, 2017, 07:42:16 AM
It's almost as if they like the idea of a waifu/husbando but the hard cold reality of relationships in meat space is that it's a lot of work & time dedicated to keeping things together.

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2D > 3D  :itagaki
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 26, 2017, 09:05:50 AM
Most of us seem to be doing better than this lot:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/we-asked-people-to-sum-up-their-most-regretful-one-night-stands-in-six-words
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 29, 2017, 01:46:01 PM
Quick question - why do so many women on Match love to show pictures of them doing those mud runs, all covered in mud? As a neat freak with slight OCD that's disgusting :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 29, 2017, 02:49:03 PM
Butt, just caught up on this thread and that sounds like an incredible difficult situation, but it looks like you made the right decision and things will get better from this point out.

In my experience the 100% dependence on someone else is always going to be problematic no matter the country because it creates feelings like you described and also can create resentment. Like for me, a job is always a requirement for an SO not because the money, but because it's important that the other person is somewhat self-sufficient and can take care of the self.

Also about the work culture in Japan issue, when I met with Troidal he told me that after the 24 year old pop idol killed herself from overwork that it finally started the long change of the country admitting that overworking and work culture is a problem and that the nation is slowly beginning to make some changes to move away from the insane work culture. Whether that happens or not, who knows, but he seemed to think the last year or so was beginning to show some progress. Although yesterday I met with a Japanese woman I know who was visiting LA for a conference and she said her friend is overworking herself (and for a Japanese person to say that it must be bad) and even she was studying for some job field's entrance exam and I asked her if she'd seen any good movies and she said she hadn't seen a movie in a year because she doesn't have time with her work & studying and she'll watch movies after the test. She & her friend are in the Kyoto/Osaka area, so it sounds like things are still just as bad as ever in over-working/studying :\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 29, 2017, 04:52:58 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on May 29, 2017, 02:27:09 PM
Because they're trying to make sure they don't get messaged by a neat freak with OCD.

That or they're hinting they're into ass-play. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 29, 2017, 05:44:49 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on May 29, 2017, 02:49:03 PM
Butt, just caught up on this thread and that sounds like an incredible difficult situation, but it looks like you made the right decision and things will get better from this point out.

In my experience the 100% dependence on someone else is always going to be problematic no matter the country because it creates feelings like you described and also can create resentment. Like for me, a job is always a requirement for an SO not because the money, but because it's important that the other person is somewhat self-sufficient and can take care of the self.

Also about the work culture in Japan issue, when I met with Troidal he told me that after the 24 year old pop idol killed herself from overwork that it finally started the long change of the country admitting that overworking and work culture is a problem and that the nation is slowly beginning to make some changes to move away from the insane work culture. Whether that happens or not, who knows, but he seemed to think the last year or so was beginning to show some progress. Although yesterday I met with a Japanese woman I know who was visiting LA for a conference and she said her friend is overworking herself (and for a Japanese person to say that it must be bad) and even she was studying for some job field's entrance exam and I asked her if she'd seen any good movies and she said she hadn't seen a movie in a year because she doesn't have time with her work & studying and she'll watch movies after the test. She & her friend are in the Kyoto/Osaka area, so it sounds like things are still just as bad as ever in over-working/studying :\

I don't get it all, are Japanese people just really slow at work/study because they do everything very methodically? I mean the Swiss work 35 hour weeks and they still do  well in a commodity based economy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 29, 2017, 06:21:03 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on May 29, 2017, 02:49:03 PM
Butt, just caught up on this thread and that sounds like an incredible difficult situation, but it looks like you made the right decision and things will get better from this point out.

In my experience the 100% dependence on someone else is always going to be problematic no matter the country because it creates feelings like you described and also can create resentment. Like for me, a job is always a requirement for an SO not because the money, but because it's important that the other person is somewhat self-sufficient and can take care of the self.

Also about the work culture in Japan issue, when I met with Troidal he told me that after the 24 year old pop idol killed herself from overwork that it finally started the long change of the country admitting that overworking and work culture is a problem and that the nation is slowly beginning to make some changes to move away from the insane work culture. Whether that happens or not, who knows, but he seemed to think the last year or so was beginning to show some progress. Although yesterday I met with a Japanese woman I know who was visiting LA for a conference and she said her friend is overworking herself (and for a Japanese person to say that it must be bad) and even she was studying for some job field's entrance exam and I asked her if she'd seen any good movies and she said she hadn't seen a movie in a year because she doesn't have time with her work & studying and she'll watch movies after the test. She & her friend are in the Kyoto/Osaka area, so it sounds like things are still just as bad as ever in over-working/studying :\
It's an endemic problem. The only way to avoid it is to not be in Japan. The most recent bandage I've seen applied is the "Premium Friday" movement, where Japanese are encouraged to get out and have a life on Friday evening, told to leave "early" (seems more like "on time") and go enjoy their Friday night. Businesses are benefiting from Happy Hour events and it's likely that having some decompression and social time before the weekend is helpful, will lead to less stress, and maybe even more new Japanese babies being made.


Quote from: brawndolicious on May 29, 2017, 05:44:49 PM
I don't get it all, are Japanese people just really slow at work/study because they do everything very methodically? I mean the Swiss work 35 hour weeks and they still do  well in a commodity based economy.
Despite their frequent claim that Japanese are superior to non-Japanese people, capable of longer life, greater health, more endurance, what-have-you, they're just human. There are studies which have proved that working in excess of 40 hours is increasingly inefficient. This is just as true here, despite the myth of Japanese superhumanity.

In many companies, the problem isn't that there's too much work, but that the perception of working one's share –including overtime– is more important than the actual amount of work accomplished. At my Nissan, my younger BIL worked from before 8AM until 11PM every day, though the last 3~4 hours of every day were just a butts-in-seats scenario in the office. Workers culturally cannot go home before their manager, and the manager wants to be seen to inspiring hard work. It's a kind of arms race, with the hours gradually increasing into ridiculous numbers. When Carlos Ghosn took over and re-vamped the company, he forced everyone to go home by 9PM by cutting off the power. It was said that ONLY a foreigner would be capable of making that kind of change.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 30, 2017, 03:34:54 AM
Does anyone have friends with benefits experience or stories to tell?

With me, comes down to I do have feelings and love this person, but im not expecting serious or traditional commitment, other person basically feels the same.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 30, 2017, 03:58:58 AM
No, but you should get out of that before you get hurt.

At this point I don't think you can be friends or even a bit more with someone who you have very strong feelings for when they don't.

That is my advice. That is what I am going through right now and all it has done is fuck me up no matter how many times I say I'm ok with it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 30, 2017, 04:49:55 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 30, 2017, 03:58:58 AM
No, but you should get out of that before you get hurt.

At this point I don't think you can be friends or even a bit more with someone who you have very strong feelings for when they don't.

That is my advice. That is what I am going through right now and all it has done is fuck me up no matter how many times I say I'm ok with it.

Ive been completely open about my feelings and attraction with this person from the get go. We both have love for each other. I offered the idea to her and she said she'd think about it. Regardless of sex or intimacy, im commited to her as a friend.

Comes down to the emotional connection I have with this person outweighs all else. Regardless of my attraction, shes gonna have sex with people, same goes for me.

Im also not putting all of my sex eggs in this person's basket.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 30, 2017, 05:02:08 AM
Also, developing strong feelings for a close friend, and those feelings not being mutual, should never be the end of a friendship outright. Does it hurt? Yeah, but if you genuinely love the person, the phase of pain will fade overtime.

I developed feelings for my best friend during highschool, who is a guy. Shit was painful and weird for a couple of weeks. It was weird mainly because I never expected to fall in love with a man. Ive been attracted to some men, but never considered anything romantic.

We only grew closer and closer as friends as time went on.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 30, 2017, 05:06:43 AM
Well I wish I had your outlook, but at this point I can't really be around my friend and it would probably be better to end the friendship. I know this says more about my insecurity but it's too painful to be friends for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 30, 2017, 05:46:51 AM
A cute, young Waffle House waitress complimented me on my beard this morning when I was picking up my usual cheesesteak omelet. She's usually the one that takes my order at 5am.

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 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 30, 2017, 06:21:03 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 30, 2017, 05:46:51 AM
A cute, young Waffle House waitress complimented me on my beard this morning when I was picking up my usual cheesesteak omelet. She's usually the one that takes my order at 5am.

what-did-she-mean-by-this.jpeg

 :doge
Don't go full Gaf on this, bro.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 30, 2017, 06:21:12 AM
Quote from: mormapope on May 30, 2017, 03:34:54 AM
Does anyone have friends with benefits experience or stories to tell?

With me, comes down to I do have feelings and love this person, but im not expecting serious or traditional commitment, other person basically feels the same.
I've had a few. My wife and I started out that way. Most were pretty drama free, a couple ended when the girl got crazy. The one where I got crazy, we got married.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 30, 2017, 07:10:16 AM
Quote from: butt on May 30, 2017, 06:21:03 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 30, 2017, 05:46:51 AM
A cute, young Waffle House waitress complimented me on my beard this morning when I was picking up my usual cheesesteak omelet. She's usually the one that takes my order at 5am.

what-did-she-mean-by-this.jpeg

 :doge
Don't go full Gaf on this, bro.
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M'kay.

But I don't want to make things weird by asking her out and then she's like "thanks but no thanks". 

And then I won't be able to get cheesesteak omelets on Mondays or Tuesdays anymore. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on May 30, 2017, 07:38:07 AM
Friction is a necessary component of fornication.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 30, 2017, 08:18:43 AM
Quote from: Rufus on May 30, 2017, 07:38:07 AM
Friction is a necessary component of fornication.

But more specifically: Don't fuck where you eat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 30, 2017, 08:38:20 AM
It also doesn't help that she looks like one of the girls I dated up in Asheville (the one that got raped 7 different times).  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on May 30, 2017, 10:49:21 AM
She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 30, 2017, 10:51:57 AM
 :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on May 30, 2017, 01:24:49 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 30, 2017, 08:38:20 AM
It also doesn't help that she looks like one of the girls I dated up in Asheville (the one that got raped 7 different times).  :doge

I'd lead off by telling her that word for word.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 30, 2017, 01:29:18 PM
It's a miracle I don't blurt out most of the shit I post here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 31, 2017, 01:59:52 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 30, 2017, 10:51:57 AM
Quote from: demi on May 30, 2017, 10:49:21 AM
She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.
:stahp
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 01, 2017, 01:43:33 AM
Probably not a great idea, but I have a tinder date tomorrow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2017, 01:57:57 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 01, 2017, 01:43:33 AM
Probably not a great idea, but I have a tinder date tomorrow.

Good luck!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on June 01, 2017, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: tiesto on May 29, 2017, 01:46:01 PM
Quick question - why do so many women on Match love to show pictures of them doing those mud runs, all covered in mud? As a neat freak with slight OCD that's disgusting :P

Because it shows they're fit and outdoorsy and can complete a thing. I guess. I hate how everyone's pictures seem to either be them at fancy red carpet shit or travelling around other countries. It's weird how sitcoms used to make showing vacation slides sound like an assault on your friends/family and now everyone seems to substitute their travels for a personality or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 01, 2017, 05:43:53 AM
YOUR BOY GOES UP FOR A REBOUND AND SLAMS THAT SHIT INTO THE BACKBOARD, BREAKS HIS OWN NOSE!

AND ONE!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2017, 11:24:10 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 01, 2017, 01:43:33 AM
Probably not a great idea, but I have a tinder date tomorrow.

If she asks if you work out, say "yea I've been in the gym, working on my fitness."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 01, 2017, 07:57:34 PM
Gonna expound about on my last post.

Your boy got the call at about midnight last night. Jumped in the shower, found a couple of "pls hurry" texts on my phone, jetted on over. I get there, and she informs me she's had a couple and slipped on a rock when she was getting some shit out of her car right before I came over. Whatever. She comes onto me super strong. I'm game, but after like half and hour I realized she's way too drunk to go through with this, so I tell her I'm gonna dip and walk out to my car.

 Lo and behold as I make my way to leave, I too stumble on the fucking rock she mentioned earlier, which I had assumed was something you would just roll your ankle on but no - it was a giant slanted fucking rock covered in slime akin to that at the end of a jetty. I completely ate shit. Now I have a giant fucking egg on my elbow and my hip. The whole world can suck my dick right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 01, 2017, 09:05:14 PM
It went solid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 01, 2017, 09:16:17 PM
Damn, Seagrams, that's some shit. I'll drink a 7&7 in your honor

Rahx, gonna need some deets
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 01, 2017, 09:26:02 PM
She's casting curses on you for leaving.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 01, 2017, 09:42:20 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 01, 2017, 09:16:17 PM


Rahx, gonna need some deets
Well there's not much to say.

It must have been ok as we where at Starbucks from 3 to 7. So it must have been a solid conversation. I mean there were drops, but I was able to pick them back up and I got more comfortable as it went on.

She seems like a very smart and accomplished girl. She doesn't seem to like exactly what I like, but I haven't been interested in any girl who likes the same stuff I do. I'm interested in girls who compliment me and can show me other stuff. Yet she seems very bookish, sarcastic, and very liberal. So cool on that.

She's as my friends say "a basic white girl" which thank to the previous girl I think I've realized I like more ethnic short and thick girls over white girls. But she was an attractive Italian girl who is actually a bit taller than me. I don't know if she found me attractive, but she did say she had a fun time and was interested in a 2nd date.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 01, 2017, 10:00:48 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 27, 2016, 02:56:28 PM
Personal 2017 relationship goal: don't get wife pregnant  :doge
So far so good :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on June 01, 2017, 10:41:13 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 01, 2017, 09:42:20 PM
She's as my friends say "a basic white girl" which thank to the previous girl I think I've realized I like more ethnic short and thick girls over white girls. But she was an attractive Italian girl who is actually a bit taller than me. I don't know if she found me attractive, but she did say she had a fun time and was interested in a 2nd date.

Then you didn't fuck up. Take pride in that. If you like her (which seems to be the case, not 100% sure) then ask her out on a second date. Even if you fuck this up (and I'm rooting for you to not do that) take it as a (in JRPG terms) experience points and leveling up. Which you're doing already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on June 01, 2017, 10:43:40 PM
Anytime you are on a date for 4 hours = they are interested
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on June 01, 2017, 10:44:26 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on June 01, 2017, 10:41:13 PM
take it as a (in JRPG terms) experience points and leveling up. Which you're doing already.

vom
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 01, 2017, 11:30:22 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on June 01, 2017, 11:14:27 PM
4 hours is a long ass time to spend in a Starbucks though  :kobeyuck

At least go to some local coffee shop with better ambiance.
It's the suburbs, not a lot of options.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2017, 01:52:48 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on June 01, 2017, 07:57:34 PM
Gonna expound about on my last post.

Your boy got the call at about midnight last night. Jumped in the shower, found a couple of "pls hurry" texts on my phone, jetted on over. I get there, and she informs me she's had a couple and slipped on a rock when she was getting some shit out of her car right before I came over. Whatever. She comes onto me super strong. I'm game, but after like half and hour I realized she's way too drunk to go through with this, so I tell her I'm gonna dip and walk out to my car.

 Lo and behold as I make my way to leave, I too stumble on the fucking rock she mentioned earlier, which I had assumed was something you would just roll your ankle on but no - it was a giant slanted fucking rock covered in slime akin to that at the end of a jetty. I completely ate shit. Now I have a giant fucking egg on my elbow and my hip. The whole world can suck my dick right now.

out of the frying pan (rape) into the fire (rock).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 03, 2017, 09:32:09 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on June 01, 2017, 10:41:13 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 01, 2017, 09:42:20 PM
She's as my friends say "a basic white girl" which thank to the previous girl I think I've realized I like more ethnic short and thick girls over white girls. But she was an attractive Italian girl who is actually a bit taller than me. I don't know if she found me attractive, but she did say she had a fun time and was interested in a 2nd date.

Then you didn't fuck up. Take pride in that. If you like her (which seems to be the case, not 100% sure) then ask her out on a second date. Even if you fuck this up (and I'm rooting for you to not do that) take it as a (in JRPG terms) experience points and leveling up. Which you're doing already.

I try to think this way but it seems like I keep running into something like the Lich enemy in Xanadu Next which can level you down if it attacks you. :P

Anyways, hope it works out for you, Rah. I have a date tomorrow but she seems like she's pretty conservative in both personality and politics, which means she'll probably be interested in me but only because it'll take her a while to realize we don't have much in common.

I've been getting pretty depressed with dating lately, just getting the whole 'nobody is interested in me' feeling, plus I'm getting older and putting on weight which makes it harder.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 04, 2017, 05:16:25 AM
Well I had a 2nd date with the girl and while she's nice and all she's not really my type. It went solid and she gave me a hug, but I don't know I don't feel like a 3rd date is in the cards.

I'm happy I did it and everything, but this doesn't seem like a way I really want to meet girls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on June 04, 2017, 10:32:25 AM
Quote from: tiesto on June 03, 2017, 09:32:09 PM
plus I'm getting older and putting on weight which makes it harder.
So eat better and workout.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 04, 2017, 04:35:02 PM
How's the dating going, Dufus?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2017, 05:16:52 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 04, 2017, 04:35:02 PM
How's the dating going, Dufus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Taf4P1uXR6Q
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 04, 2017, 05:41:23 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2017, 05:16:52 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 04, 2017, 04:35:02 PM
How's the dating going, Dufus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Taf4P1uXR6Q

:100emoji
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 04, 2017, 06:01:50 PM
Quote from: Beezy on June 04, 2017, 10:32:25 AM
Quote from: tiesto on June 03, 2017, 09:32:09 PM
plus I'm getting older and putting on weight which makes it harder.
So eat better and workout.

True - well, I'm not a horrible eater, just tend to eat a bit too much of it. No excuse for not working out, even though I was pretty regular at the gym a year or two ago, I just kinda fell off. I do take the time to walk around the campus at lunch (we have a nice outdoor trail around the back of the office) and I always take the stairs up to my office instead of elevator, it's not much but it's a start. Need to do some more biking since the weather has been pretty nice lately.

Even so, cutting back on this slight potbelly still probably won't help the fact I'm terrible at getting girls talking and conversing. Not sure if it's because I'm meeting shy people or am not good at getting into topics they are passionate about.

I just got back from a coffee date today, she's a nurse practitioner and she lives in the same development as me. Was pretty cute, a few years older, but after the date she didn't even give me a hug, or even a handshake like the last one. Not sure if I should bother texting her at that point. Also sent out a ton of messages to girls these past few days and absolutely NOTHING in return.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 07, 2017, 05:22:29 AM
I might be peeling myself off a concrete floor right now but I absolutely refuse to call my ex. I'll see you all in hell
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 07, 2017, 11:13:15 PM
I actually matched with someone on Bumble - cute brunette girl, is in grad school in the field of big data, seems like a bright girl... but then she asked me what my political leanings were and it just went dead after I answered :-\

(probably for the best if she was a Trump supporter)

Just gotta keep pushing on. The numbers game will work out, eventually. I keep telling myself that...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 08, 2017, 03:37:52 AM
Quote from: tiesto on June 07, 2017, 11:13:15 PM
I actually matched with someone on Bumble - cute brunette girl, is in grad school in the field of big data, seems like a bright girl... but then she asked me what my political leanings were and it just went dead after I answered :-\

(probably for the best if she was a Trump supporter)

Just gotta keep pushing on. The numbers game will work out, eventually. I keep telling myself that...

If she was a Trump supporter, you dodged a fucking bullet. The psychic complexity of any woman who could vote for Trump after the way he presented himself during the election requires such mental contortions as to no longer put them on a human plane, and more along the lines of a lovecraftian nightmare.

 Then again, if you more mentioned your feelings about online privacy, you would be in direct contention with her field of study, so again: out of the running.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 08, 2017, 04:56:05 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2017, 01:52:48 PM
out of the frying pan (rape) into the fire (rock).


Between a rock and a hard place  :woody



Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 04, 2017, 05:16:25 AM
Well I had a 2nd date with the girl and while she's nice and all she's not really my type. It went solid and she gave me a hug, but I don't know I don't feel like a 3rd date is in the cards.

I'm happy I did it and everything, but this doesn't seem like a way I really want to meet girls.


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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on June 08, 2017, 07:27:08 AM
Quote from: tiesto on June 07, 2017, 11:13:15 PM
I actually matched with someone on Bumble - cute brunette girl, is in grad school in the field of big data, seems like a bright girl... but then she asked me what my political leanings were and it just went dead after I answered :-\

(probably for the best if she was a Trump supporter)

Just gotta keep pushing on. The numbers game will work out, eventually. I keep telling myself that...

Quote from: chronovore on June 08, 2017, 03:37:52 AM
Quote from: tiesto on June 07, 2017, 11:13:15 PM
I actually matched with someone on Bumble - cute brunette girl, is in grad school in the field of big data, seems like a bright girl... but then she asked me what my political leanings were and it just went dead after I answered :-\

(probably for the best if she was a Trump supporter)

Just gotta keep pushing on. The numbers game will work out, eventually. I keep telling myself that...

If she was a Trump supporter, you dodged a fucking bullet. The psychic complexity of any woman who could vote for Trump after the way he presented himself during the election requires such mental contortions as to no longer put them on a human plane, and more along the lines of a lovecraftian nightmare.

 Then again, if you more mentioned your feelings about online privacy, you would be in direct contention with her field of study, so again: out of the running.

I'm gonna say you dodged a bullet from anyone that early who just straight up asks what your political leanings are.  That's something you discover through getting to know a person and getting context for certain beliefs as well.  That's a red flag that they've got a tribe mentality one way or another a la GAF or your typical Obummer oaf.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 08, 2017, 08:46:40 AM
Noice. SMORT.

Yeah, I almost went with that, because: politics off the bat, jesus, probably a worse idea to ask about than religion.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 09, 2017, 04:09:35 PM
Oh, went on two dates last weekend. Almost blind dates, didn't exchange too much (no souls or anything) before meeting in person. I had generally no idea what they looked like. First date went great, talked all night, had a good date. Second date we ran a mini-golf course and had a good time but conversation was kinda forced. Followed up with the first date and she said she had a fantastic time and thought I was really interesting, but then 5 mins later sent a second text saying "...but she didn't think there was romantic possibility in the future and she didn't want to lead me on." The high off the first text and low off the second text in a span of 5 mins was pretty  :shaq2

Also ran across a profile that I thought was a good vibe, which is kinda rare for me. Like once every couple months I see someone who actually seems quite cool. Sent a message so I'll see what happens.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 09, 2017, 08:19:34 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 08, 2017, 07:27:08 AM
Quote from: tiesto on June 07, 2017, 11:13:15 PM
I actually matched with someone on Bumble - cute brunette girl, is in grad school in the field of big data, seems like a bright girl... but then she asked me what my political leanings were and it just went dead after I answered :-\

(probably for the best if she was a Trump supporter)

Just gotta keep pushing on. The numbers game will work out, eventually. I keep telling myself that...

Quote from: chronovore on June 08, 2017, 03:37:52 AM
Quote from: tiesto on June 07, 2017, 11:13:15 PM
I actually matched with someone on Bumble - cute brunette girl, is in grad school in the field of big data, seems like a bright girl... but then she asked me what my political leanings were and it just went dead after I answered :-\

(probably for the best if she was a Trump supporter)

Just gotta keep pushing on. The numbers game will work out, eventually. I keep telling myself that...

If she was a Trump supporter, you dodged a fucking bullet. The psychic complexity of any woman who could vote for Trump after the way he presented himself during the election requires such mental contortions as to no longer put them on a human plane, and more along the lines of a lovecraftian nightmare.

 Then again, if you more mentioned your feelings about online privacy, you would be in direct contention with her field of study, so again: out of the running.

I'm gonna say you dodged a bullet from anyone that early who just straight up asks what your political leanings are.  That's something you discover through getting to know a person and getting context for certain beliefs as well.  That's a red flag that they've got a tribe mentality one way or another a la GAF or your typical Obummer oaf.
Agree 100%.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 09, 2017, 09:15:43 PM
So most of you remember my several year crazy ex-fiancé saga. Well, I was catching up with a mutual old friend and he's like, do you remember her? Apparently she's in jail -_-
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 09, 2017, 10:00:47 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 09, 2017, 10:02:49 PM
Yikes.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on June 09, 2017, 11:14:23 PM
Well she would have probably ended up in prison if she never met you!

Quote from: Huff on December 27, 2012, 06:10:16 PM
Sounds like your fucked bebs. Hope you know a good lawyer

Huff taking an L.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 09, 2017, 11:18:57 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on June 09, 2017, 09:15:43 PM
So most of you remember my several year crazy ex-fiancé saga. Well, I was catching up with a mutual old friend and he's like, do you remember her? Apparently she's in jail -_-

Oh man, what for?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on June 10, 2017, 12:47:30 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on June 09, 2017, 11:14:23 PM
Well she would have probably ended up in prison if she never met you!

Quote from: Huff on December 27, 2012, 06:10:16 PM
Sounds like your fucked bebs. Hope you know a good lawyer

Huff taking an L.

mostly for being on this forum for over 5 years :crying
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 10, 2017, 01:01:07 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 10, 2017, 12:33:36 AM
At least bebs got out before she poked holes in his condoms. You dodged that bullet like The Matrix, man.
Hey man, give the bore some credit.

 Neo only had some dude in distinguished mentally-challenged sunglasses he met on the internet offering him pills. Bebpo had a whole forum of broken-souled nerds screaming at him to get the fuck out.

Who would you take advice from?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 10, 2017, 01:38:02 AM
thanks y'all :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 10, 2017, 03:25:40 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 10, 2017, 01:22:58 AM
I mean, yeah. We screamed at him for what must have been like two years. But regardless if we helped him or not he's the one who dodged the bullet.


True!

Also who gets the math here? Does an ex's failure count as points in your favor, since you're presumably succeeding over them, or points against, since they considered you on their level at some point?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 10, 2017, 04:25:28 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on June 10, 2017, 03:25:40 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 10, 2017, 01:22:58 AM
I mean, yeah. We screamed at him for what must have been like two years. But regardless if we helped him or not he's the one who dodged the bullet.


True!

Also who gets the math here? Does an ex's failure count as points in your favor, since you're presumably succeeding over them, or points against, since they considered you on their level at some point?

Any ex's failure is a failure for us all. Society must care for its own, even our EXs deserve compassion.

Naw, man, I'm funnin'.

One of my ex-girlfriends from college is a Facebook friend. I honestly hope for the best for her and, at the same time, I'm relieved that I'm not obligated to be a part of her struggle. She is smart, creative, industrious, and professionally productive. My parents were impressed with her, and it seemed possible that I'd end up with her permanently. She was probably the best looking woman I ever went out with, and like all beautiful women who don't realize it, she was a bit crazy. When I finally realized the level of her problems, and that she was not interested in pursuing improvement to her self-acknowledged problems, I cut my losses and broke it off.

When I see her updates, she's still struggling with the same set of problems that she ever had. Her husband seems like a nice enough guy. She's got three kids that are also creative, smart, and good looking. She's running her own business and is successful and popular in her niche. But she's ALWAYS having money problems (repairs to her car, home, business equipment, sales booths) and looking for solutions, living hand to mouth, and fretting about it publicly; then, turn around twice, and she's on a Disney cruise or visiting Disneyworld, or something else that I assume costs an assload of money. Her friends seem smart enough, but it feels to me like they're enabling her behavior by posting sympathy.

If I felt like reengaging on that level, I could say, "Hey, maybe instead of fretting about your business-critical van's transmission failing, maybe you could have a little nest egg by not doing a multi-day trip with airfare to Disneyworld?"

But I walked away from that for a reason, and I should stick with my initial assessment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 10, 2017, 03:41:34 PM
Been seeing/banging a girl who is cute and has big tits.  Back to the basics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 11, 2017, 09:45:59 PM
A friend from college came down to stay the weekend... even though she's a BBW, I'm not really that attracted to her, but we still had a ton of sex, which was cool since I've been having a major dry spell lately.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 11, 2017, 10:29:32 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 10, 2017, 03:41:34 PM
Been seeing/banging a girl who is cute and has big tits.  Back to the basics.
Your recent post in the NSFW thread has started making me question your extreme taste in women. Is she a 70 year old grandma? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 12, 2017, 01:18:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PijnWHxl.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 12, 2017, 02:46:30 AM
(https://image.ibb.co/gYJttF/IMG_7508.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 12, 2017, 11:01:49 AM
attractive boreguy is brand new right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 12, 2017, 11:06:11 AM
unexpected compliment
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2017, 12:09:45 PM
Quote from: toku on June 12, 2017, 11:01:49 AM
attractive boreguy is brand new right?

He doesn't exist yet, but look for him to be added to The Bore mythos next season. Sorry for the early leak.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2017, 12:53:20 PM
Quote from: toku on June 12, 2017, 11:01:49 AM
attractive boreguy is brand new right?

I don't think BN has a GF tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on June 12, 2017, 03:28:09 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 12, 2017, 12:53:20 PM
Quote from: toku on June 12, 2017, 11:01:49 AM
attractive boreguy is brand new right?

I don't think BN has a GF tho

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.msg2254767#msg2254767
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 12, 2017, 04:19:16 PM
it's been two years this past saturday fyi
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 12, 2017, 06:38:07 PM
Can I be the boat's toilet? :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 12, 2017, 07:26:23 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 12, 2017, 06:38:07 PM
Can I be the boat's toilet? :drool
Baby, you the mast.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 14, 2017, 10:29:43 PM
My ex is texting me again. She seems to be implying that she wants to meet up again.

I would like to meet up again as well but I don't want to go back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on June 14, 2017, 10:42:29 PM
Do it but maybe hold off on changing your Facebook relationship status.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 14, 2017, 10:59:51 PM
Welp. Here we go again.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
OH GOD! SEX! ME NEED MORE SEX! MMNNNNGGGGG!  :noah
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 14, 2017, 11:05:16 PM
Well, I told her we should meet up whenever I'm not busy.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
But I'm always busy soooo...  :doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 15, 2017, 12:04:54 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on June 14, 2017, 10:42:29 PM
Do it but maybe hold off on changing your Facebook relationship status.
He probably already sent her a request.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on June 15, 2017, 12:32:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on June 14, 2017, 10:29:43 PM
My ex is texting me again. She seems to be implying that she wants to meet up again.

I would like to meet up again as well but I don't want to go back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge

Breh, you didn't even sniff the faintest whiff of "serious relationship land" last time.  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 15, 2017, 12:57:00 AM
Quote from: Atramental on June 14, 2017, 10:29:43 PM
My ex is texting me again. She seems to be implying that she wants to meet up again.

I would like to meet up again as well but I don't want to go back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge


Can't go back to a land you've never been ya damn goofball
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on June 15, 2017, 07:35:58 AM
Go get your dick wet, bro.  Just don't get her pregnant or catch a disease.  Other than those situations there's always an easy exit strategy so who gives a shit?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on June 15, 2017, 10:10:51 AM
You should text methhead and see if she's down for some dick too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 15, 2017, 10:20:20 AM
Turn down a chick who is cool with just being FWB brehs
:snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 15, 2017, 10:32:45 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 14, 2017, 11:03:54 PM
It's like you dodged a bullet then decided to buy the shooter more ammunition.
:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 17, 2017, 10:40:32 PM
Ugh. Can't wait to leave this toxic atmosphere, and feel like a human again. Working hard to be able to move out and leave the country before September. Trying really hard to keep things civil between us before then, but his temperament takes over sometimes. It's like having two kids instead of one. ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on June 17, 2017, 10:46:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 14, 2017, 10:29:43 PM
My ex is texting me again. She seems to be implying that she wants to meet up again.

I would like to meet up again as well but I don't want to go back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge

lmao.

Do you actually like her or are you just using her for rubbing your bits against a woman's?

Because if it's the later, just go hire a hooker, you pussy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on June 17, 2017, 10:51:15 PM
Maybe she just wants D too.

Just make it clear and hope one of y'all don't catch feelings.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on June 18, 2017, 02:43:08 AM
Quote from: El Babua on June 17, 2017, 10:51:15 PM
Maybe she just wants D too.

Just make it clear and hope one of y'all don't catch feelings.  :doge

Well you could accept it in a mature way by setting a 2 month limit or somet......

You know what Atra, heartbreak and guilt build character. Go for it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on June 18, 2017, 11:43:19 AM
Nut nut nut in her butt butt butt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on June 18, 2017, 12:21:18 PM
Back to being single. Sucks because the girl was cool, but it's felt like a hopeless long distance relationship for months now even though we live in the same city. Oh well. Time to enjoy my summer.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 19, 2017, 11:47:34 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on June 17, 2017, 10:40:32 PM
Ugh. Can't wait to leave this toxic atmosphere, and feel like a human again. Working hard to be able to move out and leave the country before September. Trying really hard to keep things civil between us before then, but his temperament takes over sometimes. It's like having two kids instead of one. ::)

I can't believe you're staying as long as you are, in this condition. Particularly considering how awful Japanese summers are. They're bad for EVERYONE's temperament.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 19, 2017, 11:49:42 PM
Heat wave sex is really sexy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on June 19, 2017, 11:55:01 PM
This weekend a girl took the time to reply to my OKC message with "harsh pass adios".

So I think things are going well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 19, 2017, 11:57:37 PM
Quote from: chronovore on June 19, 2017, 11:47:34 PM
I can't believe you're staying as long as you are, in this condition. Particularly considering how awful Japanese summers are. They're bad for EVERYONE's temperament.
Wish I could have left already, but I'm working on/waiting on paper work to be done. Need a lawyer to help us with legal custody papers so I can leave without fear of getting arrested next time I step foot in Narita, but my husband is so slow with it. Probably doing it on purpose. :doge
Really wish I could have gone before my family's summer vacation ends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 20, 2017, 06:46:19 AM
Made the mistake of trying to smooth things out with my ex. She stabbed me in the heart really bad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 20, 2017, 02:08:46 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 14, 2017, 10:29:43 PM
My ex is texting me again. She seems to be implying that she wants to meet up again.

I would like to meet up again as well but I don't want to go back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge


Well yeah I guess I understa- wait a minute.



Quote from: Atramental on June 14, 2017, 10:29:43 PM
I don't want to go back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge




Quote from: Atramental on June 14, 2017, 10:29:43 PM
back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge




Quote from: Atramental on June 14, 2017, 10:29:43 PM
"serious relationship land"






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:lol                        :lol           :lol           :lol
:lol                        :lol           :lol           :lol
:lol                        :lol           :lol           :lol
:lol :lol :lol :lol           :lol :lol :lol :lol            :lol :lol :lol :lol



Oh you sweet summer child.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 20, 2017, 02:14:03 PM
For more clarity: I was on the outskirts of "serious relationship land". My fling was more or less wanting to marry me and have my babies after our 4th or 5th bang sesh.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm probably digging myself into a deeper hole so I'll stop posting here for a while.  :doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 20, 2017, 02:17:32 PM
If anything that would dock a solid 200 points off the "serious relationship" scale TBH.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 20, 2017, 05:32:25 PM
Someone give me an Atra summary, please. Clearly I've missed the whole wizard thing and his backstory in this thread. Something tells me it'll be similar to a guy I knew online who couldn't get laid, and paid a prostitute to take his virginity.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 20, 2017, 05:35:37 PM
He used to be a high wizard, but through some superb bore coaching & a lot of love and support he made the ultimate sacrifice. It wasn't a sex worker or heroin addict though there was a close call with the latter iirc.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on June 20, 2017, 06:30:38 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on June 20, 2017, 05:32:25 PM
Someone give me an Atra summary, please. Clearly I've missed the whole wizard thing and his backstory in this thread. Something tells me it'll be similar to a guy I knew online who couldn't get laid, and paid a prostitute to take his virginity.

Archives: Atra will return in... go there and start from the beginning. Enjoy the ride.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 20, 2017, 06:57:24 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 20, 2017, 06:12:44 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on June 20, 2017, 05:32:25 PM
Someone give me an Atra summary, please. Clearly I've missed the whole wizard thing and his backstory in this thread. Something tells me it'll be similar to a guy I knew online who couldn't get laid, and paid a prostitute to take his virginity.

Bitched about being a virgin for years on here and GAF. Got advice and a lot of shit talk on his way to losing it, started thinking he was in a real relationship while shit talking the girl in this thread. Had a newsfeed worthy post about the night he finally lost his v-card. There was much celebration when he finally joined the world of "I had sex but I still have my issues". Broke up with the girl. Claimed he was going to stop trying to get laid for a bit because he has other things to focus on, we laughed because we knew he'd go back as much as we hoped he won't.

Love you, Atra. But I ain't sugarcoating shit.
You forgot about the going on a facebook relationship with this girl after about 2 or 3 days. Then freaking out and breaking up with her like 2 or 3 days after that.

:delicious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on June 20, 2017, 07:28:56 PM
I was gonna say. That was the best bit!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 20, 2017, 08:17:59 PM
 :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 20, 2017, 10:37:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 20, 2017, 08:17:59 PM
:stahp
:ohyou
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 20, 2017, 11:10:41 PM
The Atra Saga in gif form

https://imgur.com/voOvqAA
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 20, 2017, 11:33:13 PM
Bring back FemAtra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 21, 2017, 06:01:24 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on June 19, 2017, 11:57:37 PM
Quote from: chronovore on June 19, 2017, 11:47:34 PM
I can't believe you're staying as long as you are, in this condition. Particularly considering how awful Japanese summers are. They're bad for EVERYONE's temperament.
Wish I could have left already, but I'm working on/waiting on paper work to be done. Need a lawyer to help us with legal custody papers so I can leave without fear of getting arrested next time I step foot in Narita, but my husband is so slow with it. Probably doing it on purpose. :doge
Really wish I could have gone before my family's summer vacation ends.

Can't you just bail and leave it on him to deal with remotely? You've mentioned his temper, so I worry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on June 21, 2017, 06:21:11 AM
Quote from: Atramental on June 20, 2017, 02:14:03 PM
For more clarity: I was on the outskirts of "serious relationship land". My fling was more or less wanting to marry me and have my babies after our 4th or 5th bang sesh.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm probably digging myself into a deeper hole so I'll stop posting here for a while.  :doge
[close]

That makes her crazy, but it doesn't put you near a serious relationship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 21, 2017, 08:10:31 AM
Nothing could make me leave her in Japan. And it's too risky to just take her and go. Japan has laws against it, which counts as abduction. He said he will sign whatever paper I need to do it legally, so for me it's worth the wait. It's the smartest thing I can do right now to be honest. Plus being on good terms is the best for her as well. I'd rather have her ask me why dad has to come visit from Japan instead of asking why dad doesn't talk to us.

Also please don't worry Chrono, he could never lay a hand on me. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 21, 2017, 11:21:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SMJYZLP.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 21, 2017, 12:52:29 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on June 21, 2017, 08:10:31 AM
Nothing could make me leave her in Japan. And it's too risky to just take her and go. Japan has laws against it, which counts as abduction. He said he will sign whatever paper I need to do it legally, so for me it's worth the wait. It's the smartest thing I can do right now to be honest. Plus being on good terms is the best for her as well. I'd rather have her ask me why dad has to come visit from Japan instead of asking why dad doesn't talk to us.

Also please don't worry Chrono, he could never lay a hand on me. :lol
I know this doesn't help, but it looks like your head is in the right place and you're thinking things through. It sucks, but hang in there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 21, 2017, 02:48:10 PM
Marriage.

The first half of it, the thought of your partner dying fills you with panic and dread. The last half of it, it brings relief.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 21, 2017, 04:27:15 PM
Yeesh. This last page has made the near-impossibility of meeting new people where I live seem a lot less depressing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 21, 2017, 05:04:22 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on June 21, 2017, 04:27:15 PM
Yeesh. This last page has made the near-impossibility of meeting new people where I live seem a lot less depressing

a season for everything, bless up (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW--IGAfeas)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 22, 2017, 07:02:14 PM
Quote from: toku on June 21, 2017, 05:04:22 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on June 21, 2017, 04:27:15 PM
Yeesh. This last page has made the near-impossibility of meeting new people where I live seem a lot less depressing

a season for everything, bless up (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW--IGAfeas)

"That video is not available."  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 22, 2017, 09:55:34 PM
While we're on the topic of not putting out any effort, Dufus any update? Year's half over.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 22, 2017, 10:12:42 PM
Hitting a major dry spell lately, sigh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 22, 2017, 10:15:47 PM
I think Dufus will be donning a wizard hat and robe pretty soon.

A shame really. He seemed so gung-ho after witnessing my minor success.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 23, 2017, 04:37:09 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on June 23, 2017, 04:19:38 AM
Hypothetically if you were interested in getting back together with an ex, what would be the steps you'd take?
You don't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on June 23, 2017, 07:56:59 AM
Invite them over for Netflix n Chill

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Is that what the kids are saying nowadays?
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 23, 2017, 08:18:24 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 23, 2017, 07:56:59 AM
Invite them over for Netflix n Chill

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Is that what the kids are saying nowadays?
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https://imgur.com/a/RBhRG
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 23, 2017, 08:26:03 AM
Quote from: Atramental on June 23, 2017, 08:18:24 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 23, 2017, 07:56:59 AM
Invite them over for Netflix n Chill

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https://imgur.com/a/RBhRG
Good memes only though. And chocolate. :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on June 23, 2017, 08:36:38 AM
invite them to disney walrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 23, 2017, 09:48:13 AM
100s of posts in these thread: "Went back to my ex and it was a disaster!!"

Every 5 pages in these threads: "Thinking about getting back with my ex. What do?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 23, 2017, 11:41:29 AM
There should be a mandatory 48 hour window on 'getting back with your ex'. That's the sweet spot before all those old bad feelings start creeping in.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 23, 2017, 12:13:27 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 23, 2017, 11:41:29 AM
There should be a mandatory 48 hour window on 'getting back with your ex'. That's the sweet spot before all those old bad feelings start creeping in.
My general advice to people thinking about going back to an ex is to take a wire hanger and unroll it. Take the hook end and start shoving it up your urethra. If you get to the squiggly part and you still feel like getting back with your ex. Then go for it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 23, 2017, 12:14:15 PM
Quote from: Dufus on June 23, 2017, 12:00:07 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 22, 2017, 09:55:34 PM
Dufus any update?

(http://i.imgur.com/jjdqSsb.gif)
This made me laugh as probably the perfect response. I'd like it, but I don't want to like that there's no progress. So...torn...:goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 23, 2017, 01:58:22 PM
chaos reigns
get back with your ex
it do not matter
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bless up
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 23, 2017, 03:54:51 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on June 23, 2017, 04:19:38 AM
Hypothetically if you were interested in getting back together with an ex, what would be the steps you'd take?

Hypothetically, I would gather my thoughts and carefully consider what I really wanted to say, take a few days to think about it and make sure I was really sure. Then I'd go talk to them and tell them that I thought what we had was really special, that I knew we both had things to work on but that if there was any point in the future where they'd be open to it, I would appreciate it if they'd give me a call so we could possibly work on things, but if not that I could also accept that. Then as I leave they'd be like "I'm so glad you reached out, keep in touch!" and I'd tell them to get in touch with me, since I don't want them to feel crowded or pressured.

Then, a few days later, they'd send me a thousand word long text detailing everything in your relationship they were JUST FUCKING LIVID about, despite having never expressed more than mild discomfort about any of those things while actually in the relationship, while simultaneously insulting me and generally just trying to be as hurtful as possible, and I'd spend the rest of the next two days trying to sort out a profoundly distinguished mentally-challenged healthcare plan so that I might track down some fucking benzos so that I can hopefully fall asleep instead of laying in bed for hours at a time wondering if it's possible to actually die from a panic attack



Good luck!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 23, 2017, 04:54:34 PM
Am I the only one who feels a bit nauseons when thinking of an ex? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 23, 2017, 05:11:53 PM
depends which one :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 25, 2017, 09:43:09 AM
got laid last night, but i could have done a lot better. If yelp for sex existed I would deserve to lose half a star
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on June 25, 2017, 07:54:41 PM
I was standing behind the makeshift bar in a tent at Pride pouring beers for what passes as Oklahoma City’s hip LGBTQ scene—a reflection of the socioeconomic status of a state where it’s legal to fire people for being gay. I looked at my watch again and it was almost ten o’clock. I told my girlfriend I had volunteered to bartend at the Pride festival and the tips were going to BLM and she told me she wanted to join me.

After two hours I figured she wasn’t coming but she texted me and told me she was there looking for me. A few minutes later she showed up in a loose, flowery jumpsuit and heels. She smiled at me and said, “I love it here. I have been complimented twice on my outfit by men and there’s no creepy sexual overtones. It’s great!” Those men were right—she looked great.

We stood awkwardly for a few moments and she told me that she wasn’t dressed to bartend and needed to go home to get her dog so she could spend the night with me. I told her that I was a little upset that she had showed up two hours late and was leaving. I recalled how the day before she had skipped out on a networking event she told me she attend with me and now it was more of the same.

She looked at me with a slight puzzlement and then anger flashed in her eyes. She paused a second and said, “I’ll see you tomorrow.” She walked away.

I haven’t seen or heard from her in 44 hours. I guess that’s another one for the books.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 08:31:21 PM
Yeah it seems like you had different ideas of what commitments were in your relationship. Better you found out with something a little more relatively trivial.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 25, 2017, 08:44:37 PM
How long were yall dating?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on June 25, 2017, 10:18:18 PM
Seven months. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 25, 2017, 10:28:23 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on June 25, 2017, 07:54:41 PM
I was standing behind the makeshift bar in a tent at Pride pouring beers for what passes as Oklahoma City’s hip LGBTQ scene—a reflection of the socioeconomic status of a state where it’s legal to fire people for being gay. I looked at my watch again and it was almost ten o’clock. I told my girlfriend I had volunteered to bartend at the Pride festival and the tips were going to BLM and she told me she wanted to join me.

After two hours I figured she wasn’t coming but she texted me and told me she was there looking for me. A few minutes later she showed up in a loose, flowery jumpsuit and heels. She smiled at me and said, “I love it here. I have been complimented twice on my outfit by men and there’s no creepy sexual overtones. It’s great!” Those men were right—she looked great.

We stood awkwardly for a few moments and she told me that she wasn’t dressed to bartend and needed to go home to get her dog so she could spend the night with me. I told her that I was a little upset that she had showed up two hours late and was leaving. I recalled how the day before she had skipped out on a networking event she told me she attend with me and now it was more of the same.

She looked at me with a slight puzzlement and then anger flashed in her eyes. She paused a second and said, “I’ll see you tomorrow.” She walked away.

I haven’t seen or heard from her in 44 hours. I guess that’s another one for the books.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wse_hgca220
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 25, 2017, 11:30:22 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 23, 2017, 09:48:13 AM
100s of posts in these thread: "Went back to my ex and it was a disaster!!"

Every 5 pages in these threads: "Thinking about getting back with my ex. What do?"

Getting back together with an ex is like re-trying a pair of shoes that didn't fit the last time you wore them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on June 25, 2017, 11:59:28 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 25, 2017, 10:21:34 PM
Let me guess, she's hot as fuck?

I mean, she probably is considering what you look like(10/10, would gay) but she must have been a hell of a looker for it to last this long.

She's hot af. She's kind of like the woman version of me so I'm learning how hard of a person I can be to deal with sometimes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on June 26, 2017, 12:06:34 AM
And there goes all my sympathy.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 26, 2017, 12:43:58 AM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on June 25, 2017, 11:59:28 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 25, 2017, 10:21:34 PM
Let me guess, she's hot as fuck?

I mean, she probably is considering what you look like(10/10, would gay) but she must have been a hell of a looker for it to last this long.

She's hot af. She's kind of like the woman version of me so I'm learning how hard of a person I can be to deal with sometimes.
Ergo, why I don't understand why people want to have a lot in common with their relationship prospects. I'm like, "I've hung out with me. I wouldn't chose to do that."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on June 26, 2017, 03:27:14 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on June 25, 2017, 11:59:28 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 25, 2017, 10:21:34 PM
Let me guess, she's hot as fuck?

I mean, she probably is considering what you look like(10/10, would gay) but she must have been a hell of a looker for it to last this long.

She's hot af.

:noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 27, 2017, 10:19:55 AM
My husband came home after a 2 days trip to the onsen with his coworkers, and immediately was like "Can I get a blow job?". Not "Hey babe, I really wanna satisfy your needs for once" Oh wait, he would never say that.

I've even tried to actively encourage him to go fuck other girls since we're splitting up anyway (but that's mostly to get him off my back until I move out). I don't mean to sound cold but I'm just not attracted to him anymore in any way. So I really don't see the point of harvesting some sex there since our sex life was so terrible.

He's been initiating sex a lot lately, which he hasn't done in years. It makes me wonder why.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on June 27, 2017, 10:23:08 AM
what an alpha
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on June 27, 2017, 10:23:16 AM
He may be realizing that once you are gone he'll have a dry spell coming with no end in sight.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 27, 2017, 10:44:19 AM
Quote from: demi on June 27, 2017, 10:23:08 AM
what an alpha
He's all yours.
Quote from: Brehvolution on June 27, 2017, 10:23:16 AM
He may be realizing that once you are gone he'll have a dry spell coming with no end in sight.
What difference would it make :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on June 27, 2017, 10:56:52 AM
you can keep your twinky asians
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 27, 2017, 11:21:17 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 27, 2017, 08:08:47 PM
uhh my life has unexpectedly just gotten a lot more complicated all of a sudden. help how do I relationship
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 27, 2017, 08:11:30 PM
she texts me like 20 times a day this is weird?? ? ?? excuse me i'm TRYING to hikikomori here
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on June 27, 2017, 08:12:36 PM
Just make sure you use a lot of emoji in your responses.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on June 27, 2017, 08:34:27 PM
It is really the nature of the texts and not just the amount of texts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 27, 2017, 08:36:46 PM
yes, I have been reading Hegel's Science of Logic so I am familiar with the distinction between the categories of Quality and Quantity, along with the category of Measure which sublates them
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2017, 09:01:58 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on June 27, 2017, 08:11:30 PM
she texts me like 20 times a day this is weird?? ? ?? excuse me i'm TRYING to hikikomori here
Now you know how I felt when I was dating that 21 y/o.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 27, 2017, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 27, 2017, 09:01:58 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on June 27, 2017, 08:11:30 PM
she texts me like 20 times a day this is weird?? ? ?? excuse me i'm TRYING to hikikomori here
Now you know how I felt when I was dating that 21 y/o.  :doge

she's older than me :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2017, 09:22:09 PM
shiiiiiiieeet  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 27, 2017, 09:26:42 PM
Straight up text my wife all day, she's super smart and totally funny you guys
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 27, 2017, 10:38:58 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on June 27, 2017, 08:11:30 PM
she texts me like 20 times a day this is weird?? ? ?? excuse me i'm TRYING to hikikomori here
If it's a conversation it's not weird. Don't you feel happy texting with her? If she sends you 20 texts without you answering, I'd be a little worried.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 27, 2017, 10:43:04 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on June 27, 2017, 10:38:58 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on June 27, 2017, 08:11:30 PM
she texts me like 20 times a day this is weird?? ? ?? excuse me i'm TRYING to hikikomori here
If it's a conversation it's not weird. Don't you feel happy texting with her? If she sends you 20 texts without you answering, I'd be a little worried.

it's all good, I'm just not really used to having friends lol, sometimes even when everything's objectively nice my instinct is to just shut down
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on June 28, 2017, 05:37:00 AM
Sometimes that happens. You can "click" with someone via text conversations, but when you actually meet up with them... :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on June 28, 2017, 07:36:39 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 28, 2017, 05:17:32 AM
Went out with some Morrocan chick last night. She was pretty damn cute and cool yet...meh? Things didn't get awkward, conversation was flowing, we both seemed in a good mood but the moment I dropped her off I found myself thinking "I don't really want to see her again".

She probably felt the same way, since she didn't message me since. And she was the one who instigated most chats between us before we went out. It's one of those weird thing where I couldn't quantify why things didn't click, but don't really care to either.

Ah well, back to drydick land.
pics?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 29, 2017, 12:01:57 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on June 27, 2017, 10:19:55 AM
My husband came home after a 2 days trip to the onsen with his coworkers, and immediately was like "Can I get a blow job?". Not "Hey babe, I really wanna satisfy your needs for once" Oh wait, he would never say that.

I've even tried to actively encourage him to go fuck other girls since we're splitting up anyway (but that's mostly to get him off my back until I move out). I don't mean to sound cold but I'm just not attracted to him anymore in any way. So I really don't see the point of harvesting some sex there since our sex life was so terrible.

He's been initiating sex a lot lately, which he hasn't done in years. It makes me wonder why.
You know, it's WAY more common than you think. In fact, out of the divorced people that I know well enough to get them to be honest with me, I can only think of one or two people out of the over a dozen that didn't in fact have sex with their ex after they started the divorce process.

I think it's a way to distract themselves from the horrible situation or some sort of longing for what once was perhaps? I wouldn't read too much into it. It's actually very, very common.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 29, 2017, 05:12:57 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on June 27, 2017, 10:19:55 AM
My husband came home after a 2 days trip to the onsen with his coworkers, and immediately was like "Can I get a blow job?". Not "Hey babe, I really wanna satisfy your needs for once" Oh wait, he would never say that.

I've even tried to actively encourage him to go fuck other girls since we're splitting up anyway (but that's mostly to get him off my back until I move out). I don't mean to sound cold but I'm just not attracted to him anymore in any way. So I really don't see the point of harvesting some sex there since our sex life was so terrible.

He's been initiating sex a lot lately, which he hasn't done in years. It makes me wonder why.

That's pretty smooth. DOes this count as foreplay in Japan?

As for your last sentence, not sure if sarcasm?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 29, 2017, 05:24:45 AM
I'm not sure why you'd think it's sarcasm ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 29, 2017, 06:02:03 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 29, 2017, 05:24:45 AM
I'm not sure why you'd think it's sarcasm ?

I am specifically referring to "It make me wonder why."

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 29, 2017, 05:28:18 AM
I'm not sure if either of you are sarcastic or not?

Or maybe you are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 29, 2017, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: Raist on June 29, 2017, 06:02:03 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 29, 2017, 05:24:45 AM
I'm not sure why you'd think it's sarcasm ?

I am specifically referring to "It make me wonder why."

Yeah I got that and I'm still not sure to understand where you saw sarcasm ? Only thing I have is "well, duh, he enjoys sex" but in a old (and furthermore heading to separation) where the sex drive dried up quite some time ago, which Valkyrie describes, it is somewhat odd and noteworthy to her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 29, 2017, 02:44:36 PM
holy SHIT her anime collection is off the hook. I had no idea she was ever into this stuff, never came up in conversation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 29, 2017, 02:46:21 PM
bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 29, 2017, 02:48:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PHM3RHe.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on June 29, 2017, 08:30:49 PM
See you guys in 3 weeks. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 29, 2017, 08:32:19 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on June 29, 2017, 08:30:49 PM
See you guys in 3 weeks. :-*
A gaycation?  :leon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 30, 2017, 03:49:24 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 29, 2017, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: Raist on June 29, 2017, 06:02:03 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 29, 2017, 05:24:45 AM
I'm not sure why you'd think it's sarcasm ?

I am specifically referring to "It make me wonder why."

Yeah I got that and I'm still not sure to understand where you saw sarcasm ? Only thing I have is "well, duh, he enjoys sex" but in a old (and furthermore heading to separation) where the sex drive dried up quite some time ago, which Valkyrie describes, it is somewhat odd and noteworthy to her.


Dunno, strikes me as a classic "well shit, maybe if I fix this...?" move that of course, comes about years too late.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 01, 2017, 04:32:30 AM
this woman ... is extremely good
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 01, 2017, 04:35:19 AM
Tell us more. :teehee

Better include NSFW details too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 01, 2017, 06:53:21 AM
we got in some nice discourse about Plato's allegory of the cave between sessions
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 01, 2017, 12:54:32 PM
If you want to cook something simple (and inexpensive) for your lady and impress her, may I suggest
https://therecipecritic.com/2016/08/lemon-garlic-parmesan-shrimp-pasta/

I cooked this last night and it was great, went over very well. I fucked up by accidentally spilling too much red pepper into the pan but she's Mexican so
:yeshrug
(another reason to step off the white girl 2017 wave and join this brown girl movement)

Goes well with a nice sauvignon blanc btw. I ordered a good one at my local wine store but it didn't arrive in time, so I picked up a Kim Crawford one that was nice.

Bless up
(http://i.imgur.com/EBWw18J.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 01, 2017, 01:40:04 PM
Its PD celebrating while his girlfriend has become a literal fart plane due to his spicy mistakes. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 01, 2017, 02:40:35 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 01, 2017, 06:54:11 AM
I didn't know you and Kara were a thing.

Basically
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 01, 2017, 02:49:36 PM
Quote from: Dufus on July 01, 2017, 01:33:54 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 01, 2017, 12:54:32 PM
Bless up
(http://i.imgur.com/EBWw18J.gif)

what is this gif

whats going on

It's a Betty Boop cartoon featuring Cab Calloway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXBM06b3VoM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 02, 2017, 03:01:07 AM
Well I just had another Tinder experince.

And well this one is embarrassing.

My Mexican friend and I have probably become better friends since recent events and while it still hurts I'm working pass it. Still, I don't think I am ready or want anything with a woman right now.

But obviously I wont say no to anything that comes my way.

Still I'd also say thats because I'm not really a one night stand person. I want to find someone I actually like and find attractive.

Anyway I swipe carelessly on tinder. I don't care. At this point I just do it to see what girls I get which well whatever.... Maybe I need better pictures.

Well, I must have matched with some girl, I did'nt even notice and she quickly sends a message of "want a to hookup".

Well this sounds random and well you don't know who these people are. So I just reply lol and ask if this is serious. It is, but honestly this isn't a chick I find at all attractive. Physically and well since I don't know her mentally.

But she seems gung ho about coming.

And she does and in person it's even less what would get me hard.

And I can't and since she doesnt want to suck which usually gets me going regardless of the girl I'm even less excited. So I can't get hard and she wants to make out and I guess play with her vag and yeah she's just not my type. I mean I really didnt even want to touch her. So no sex here.

Yet I think the real lesson is I probably should lay off the porn.

I figured that out as she awkwardly left.

I really need a girl who will be slow and actually teach me about sex.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 02, 2017, 08:08:01 AM
Played the red wings last night and won :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 02, 2017, 07:06:38 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 02, 2017, 08:08:01 AM
Played the red wings last night and won :cody

You're a braver man than I, kemosabe.

I've earned my red wings, but it's not a badge I can casually win.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 02, 2017, 10:33:46 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 02, 2017, 08:08:01 AM
Played the red wings last night and won :cody

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=242404525&postcount=20
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 03, 2017, 12:43:51 AM
I feel super intimidated by her texting skillz, she texts in multi-paragraphs in real time which is one thing, but she also manages to be flirty in a sophisticated way and have literary style and weave in interesting metaphors and stuff. my texts are incredibly lame and boring in comparison

we have good chemistry in person but I'm afraid our relationship is going to fall apart over this issue
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 03, 2017, 01:00:34 AM
Either you're very socially awkward or she's too experienced with doing this. Does she still write too much? I'm really curious to see what her texts look like. lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 03, 2017, 01:22:08 AM
lol i don't think she's doing anything wrong at all ... I just feel like she's giving me some really high quality that I can't match & don't deserve
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 03, 2017, 01:28:36 AM
you deserve it

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 03, 2017, 10:06:24 PM
I'm taking it easy right now being a single lad BUT I think this fall I'm going to jump back into the dating pool and try not to use tinder so heavily this time. Going to try asking girls out in meat space for a change.  :doge

And I was planning on sitting out this year but... the clock is ticking and I'm only going to be in my twenties for so long.

So more fun/crazy stories from me in a couple of months or so.  :doge
 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 03, 2017, 10:10:26 PM
Dating exhausts and drains me both physically & financially.

Also, I only have so much time and energy to spare on any given week due to the life consuming nature of my current job.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 03, 2017, 11:51:00 PM
no offense but I'm not sure if you're my most trusted source for relationship advice :)

if she ends up making a decision like that, I won't be happy but will accept it. but I'm not gonna start seriously thinking that way preemptively, however much I might angst here about it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 04, 2017, 06:01:11 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 03, 2017, 11:45:21 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 03, 2017, 01:22:08 AM
lol i don't think she's doing anything wrong at all ... I just feel like she's giving me some really high quality that I can't match & don't deserve

If this turns out to be the case, you should be looking for a way to bow out gracefully.
I don't believe this at all. My wife has always been way out of my league in many, many respects. It's been 13 years and she's still around.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 04, 2017, 01:41:45 PM
I never understood what "out of my league" meant. Like, based on what fucking criterias?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 04, 2017, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: Raist on July 04, 2017, 01:41:45 PM
I never understood what "out of my league" meant. Like, based on what fucking criterias?
All of them
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 04, 2017, 01:51:03 PM
Such as? Because I'm gonna guess that none of them aren't incredibly subjective.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 04, 2017, 01:55:41 PM
Well, yeah, but so is attraction.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 04, 2017, 02:01:35 PM
Quote from: Raist on July 04, 2017, 01:41:45 PM
I never understood what "out of my league" meant. Like, based on what fucking criterias?
Looks. Career.  Social type. Stuff like that I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 04, 2017, 06:54:10 PM
Quote from: Raist on July 04, 2017, 01:41:45 PM
I never understood what "out of my league" meant. Like, based on what fucking criterias?

 In many of our cases: social, appearance, body maintenance, emotional breadth and depth, and posture.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 04, 2017, 07:27:23 PM
Most women I have been with have been out of my league in many ways, but at least I usually have a bigger dick than them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 04, 2017, 07:34:41 PM
My wife often says I'm out of her league and don't say anything because I don't want to spoil her illusion
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 04, 2017, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 04, 2017, 07:34:41 PM
My wife often says I'm out of her league and don't say anything because I don't want to spoil her illusion

Is she out of your league?

Not to pry, but maybe you're just a fool to believe you have anything she needs.

In fact, from what I hear, she's like the wind.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 04, 2017, 08:32:18 PM
tbh if you've been dating her for a while, then by definition you're in her league, unless it's a really long-running extended interleague exhibition series or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 04, 2017, 10:45:00 PM
I've always gotten the "you can do better" from family and friends whenever I actually find someone willing to date me. :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on July 04, 2017, 11:32:02 PM
Got myself involved in some sketchy shit again.  :snoop

So I happen to be neighbors with a friend's ex-fiance. I run into her a few nights ago on the way home from the bar, and things got weird. We were both pretty drunk and ended up back at her place. We managed to stop just short of actual sex iirc but lines were def crossed. Am I a dirtbag? Maybe, but this shit happens when you're drunk and haven't experienced physical intimacy in record amounts of time. I'm feeling a lot of guilt but can't really blame myself for being unable to resist her allure. She invited me to come over the following night but thankfully I was stuck at work.

The twisted irony of the whole situation is that this her ex-fiance is still trying to keep tabs on her and has asked me multiple times to keep an eye out for any dudes hanging around her place.   :goty

Oh well, if there's a hell I was already on my way there anyways.  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 05, 2017, 12:07:11 AM
Quote from: etiolate on July 04, 2017, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 04, 2017, 07:34:41 PM
My wife often says I'm out of her league and don't say anything because I don't want to spoil her illusion

Is she out of your league?

Not to pry, but maybe you're just a fool to believe you have anything she needs.

In fact, from what I hear, she's like the wind.

da fuq?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 05, 2017, 12:30:06 AM
all this 'out of your league' talk  :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 05, 2017, 12:33:03 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 05, 2017, 12:07:11 AM
Quote from: etiolate on July 04, 2017, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 04, 2017, 07:34:41 PM
My wife often says I'm out of her league and don't say anything because I don't want to spoil her illusion

Is she out of your league?

Not to pry, but maybe you're just a fool to believe you have anything she needs.

In fact, from what I hear, she's like the wind.

da fuq?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gbz-Lau5tc

Dunno if I should feel old or offended that nobody got that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 05, 2017, 12:37:28 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on July 05, 2017, 12:30:06 AM
all this 'out of your league' talk  :yuck

let the record show that I myself never initiated use of the phrase!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 05, 2017, 07:56:49 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on July 04, 2017, 11:32:02 PM
Got myself involved in some sketchy shit again.  :snoop

So I happen to be neighbors with a friend's ex-fiance. I run into her a few nights ago on the way home from the bar, and things got weird. We were both pretty drunk and ended up back at her place. We managed to stop just short of actual sex iirc but lines were def crossed. Am I a dirtbag? Maybe, but this shit happens when you're drunk and haven't experienced physical intimacy in record amounts of time. I'm feeling a lot of guilt but can't really blame myself for being unable to resist her allure. She invited me to come over the following night but thankfully I was stuck at work.

The twisted irony of the whole situation is that this her ex-fiance is still trying to keep tabs on her and has asked me multiple times to keep an eye out for any dudes hanging around her place.   :goty

Oh well, if there's a hell I was already on my way there anyways.  8)
This sounds hot.  You should go back over there.  And if your buddy finds out tell him you were banging her to make sure she didn't have time to bang the real bad hombres.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on July 05, 2017, 01:22:08 PM
I'm gonna seal the deal. I've already crossed the line so why not :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 05, 2017, 02:53:13 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 05, 2017, 01:25:06 PM
Welcome to the bore scumbag club! Only other members are Drinky and myself, I apologize in advance for all his scooter talk.

Cmon, you're not gonna count the dude who's gone on international whoring trips? That doesn't seem fair
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on July 05, 2017, 03:45:07 PM
Quote from: etiolate on July 04, 2017, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 04, 2017, 07:34:41 PM
My wife often says I'm out of her league and don't say anything because I don't want to spoil her illusion

Is she out of your league?

Not to pry, but maybe you're just a fool to believe you have anything she needs.

In fact, from what I hear, she's like the wind.

I hear he came from some where back in her long ago.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 05, 2017, 06:27:44 PM
I'm also in the scumbag club, but for reasons I'm not comfortable disclosing in this dumpster forum.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 05, 2017, 06:34:31 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 05, 2017, 06:27:44 PM
I'm also in the scumbag club, but for reasons I'm not comfortable disclosing in this dumpster forum.
Oh come on, this is like wanting us to beg for you to tell us why!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 05, 2017, 06:36:44 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 05, 2017, 06:27:44 PM
I'm also in the scumbag club, but for reasons I'm not comfortable disclosing in this dumpster forum.

No way....

...look through your drunk posts
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 05, 2017, 07:02:24 PM
🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 06, 2017, 08:17:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eG80E0F.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 07, 2017, 11:51:05 PM
The girl I lost my v-card to finally has a boyfriend. So I don't have to worry about smoothing things over/getting back together. I'm just going to keep to myself and be a hermit until the fall.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 08, 2017, 05:23:02 AM
Welcome to the club.

If anything at this point, I've resolved that I'll be forever alone for well forever.

I'm afraid of a serious relationship because I feel shame for almost being 30 and having no experince.

I feel mad about being almost 30 and missing out on everything.

I'm afraid and I guess mad because I feel whatever relationship I do find I'll be like "whatever gotta lock this down" and it will be the only one I have.

I'm scared of simply going through the process again because I don't want to be made a psychopath.

And I simply doubt I'm going to find anyone and I guess I have to stop being delusional on what I can get and match my expectations with reality.

So at this point I've just given up.

I don't know about being a hermit though. Is till like going out with my friends, but as the slowly start getting into serious relationships I guess I'll have to settle for going to the movies and spending more time with my mother,
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 08, 2017, 08:16:44 AM
Girlfriend ate my ass last night
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 08, 2017, 01:22:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Tvdf3KE.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 08, 2017, 07:40:22 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 08, 2017, 08:16:44 AM
Girlfriend ate my ass last night

best feeling :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 09, 2017, 12:06:04 AM
PD: :drudge :drudge :drudge Shit may be going down. You know what I'm talking about. :drudge :drudge :drudge

Wrath: :drudge :drudge :drudge Shit is going down. I'll fill you in later next week. :drudge :drudge :drudge

Hope all you mother/father-fuckers are doing good in the age of Ami being a pedo and Dennis still being banned. I'm on a rollercoaster ride of emotions.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 09, 2017, 03:13:51 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on June 25, 2017, 09:43:09 AM
got laid last night, but i could have done a lot better. If yelp for sex existed I would deserve to lose half a star

completely redeemed myself for this
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 09, 2017, 03:29:03 AM
ps miss u timu ya fuckin weirdo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 09, 2017, 10:27:26 AM
I've been trying to connect with this one girl I've been talking to on Match for about 2 months now, she works 2 jobs and has barely an ounce of free time, but she asked me to go with her to see an amateur Shakespeare play at the local community college this afternoon. It's about a 10 min drive for me and I haven't been out on a date in over a month, so I figured 'what the hell'? She's pretty cute, a thin petite brunette, but seems to be pretty quiet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 09, 2017, 07:45:03 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 08, 2017, 08:16:44 AM
Girlfriend ate my ass last night
When I created the eating ass movement I made it very clear that men would not partake on the receiving end. We live in a society where women get paid less than us, are abused by us, and are taken for granted by us. The least we can do is eat their ass. I'm disappointed to see the movement I created be warped into something that does not respect women.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 09, 2017, 07:46:53 PM
Quote
We live in a society where women get paid less than us, are abused by us, and are taken for granted by us. The least we can do is eat their ass.

Newsfeed pls
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 09, 2017, 08:09:23 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 09, 2017, 07:45:03 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 08, 2017, 08:16:44 AM
Girlfriend ate my ass last night
When I created the eating ass movement I made it very clear that men would not partake on the receiving end. We live in a society where women get paid less than us, are abused by us, and are taken for granted by us. The least we can do is eat their ass. I'm disappointed to see the movement I created be warped into something that does not respect women.

See Dennis, this is probably how you can have a shot at getting your GAF account back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 09, 2017, 08:50:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 09, 2017, 07:45:03 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 08, 2017, 08:16:44 AM
Girlfriend ate my ass last night
When I created the eating ass movement I made it very clear that men would not partake on the receiving end. We live in a society where women get paid less than us, are abused by us, and are taken for granted by us. The least we can do is eat their ass. I'm disappointed to see the movement I created be warped into something that does not respect women.
I find you putting women on a pedestal problematic, are they or are they not equal? Stop your white knighting PD.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on July 09, 2017, 09:54:55 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on July 05, 2017, 01:22:08 PM
I'm gonna seal the deal. I've already crossed the line so why not :yeshrug

Successfully laid pipe. We watched a fireworks show together, it was actually a little romantic tbh. I hesitated to capitalize on the sexual tension during that part of the night but after a couple drinks we dove right in.

 8) I'm gonna get clapped for this shit one of these days but I'm not scared.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 09, 2017, 10:02:46 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 09, 2017, 12:06:04 AM
PD: Shit may be going down. You know what I'm talking about.

Wrath: Shit is going down. I'll fill you in later next week.

Hope all you mother/father-fuckers are doing good in the age of Ami being a pedo and Dennis still being banned. I'm on a rollercoaster ride of emotions.

🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 09, 2017, 10:40:56 PM
Wasn't really into the girl I went to the play with, the profile pics were 5-10 years old and she smelled a bit of smoke. Not at all my type, and then she ran into a friend of hers and introduced me as "my friend". But hey, at least the play was pretty well-done and I got out of my house for a bit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 09, 2017, 10:47:36 PM
Don't know if I'd put too much stock in introducing you as "my friend". Just what was she supposed to into you as? It was the safest choice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 09, 2017, 11:16:50 PM
She'd quit smoking when you got her pregnant ya dork. Think outside (and inside) the box. I mean she was probably just nervous about her first impression.

The "friend" thing is sketch tho. She should have at least said "big-dicked superstar DJ friend" but she made a conscious decision not to do that.

Totes unforgivable.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 10, 2017, 03:21:09 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 09, 2017, 12:06:04 AM
PD: :drudge :drudge :drudge Shit may be going down. You know what I'm talking about. :drudge :drudge :drudge


:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge:drudge :drudge :drudge

(https://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif)

Ellen Page presents, in association with VICE: It's fucking happening, PD. Chubby Hubby is coming through for your goddamn fetish for you, I hope you're happy you filthy bastard. Let the rest of the board and Wrath wonder what is going on. But I hope you're happy. Details to follow in PM's.

Gaycation mission objective: Complete.

Objective update: Let your love SURVIVE.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 10, 2017, 05:14:42 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 10, 2017, 03:26:23 AM
So you got fucked by a BBC?

Oh if only. :-*

As it is, it's confirmed a bunch of things for me. And PD will know what I'm talking about in PM's.

This has hit next-level relationship for me and right now my depression is beat me up because I've found some sort of happiness but my brain doesn't want me to take it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 10, 2017, 06:25:56 AM
Quote
As it is, it's confirmed a bunch of things for me. And PD will know what I'm talking about in PM's.
What's the point of this then. Just stick to PM if you don't want people to know or ask..?

Don't mean to come off as rude if I am, I just don't get it.
(I'm just bitter you don't wanna tell us. :maf)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 10, 2017, 07:02:57 AM
agreed. post deets or fuck off
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 10, 2017, 07:14:50 AM
That's right, no vaguebooking :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 10, 2017, 07:57:17 AM
Your chubby hubby wants to settle down and raise goats in the Colorado Rockies?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2017, 12:28:34 PM
KINK KEEPER PD

tell me ur secrets in PMs brehs (and brehettes)
:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 10, 2017, 01:15:58 PM
So it's a dick size thing?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 10, 2017, 01:26:25 PM
I just going to assume that TIMU got talked into attending a big gay orgy or something.  :doge

https://youtu.be/Ke0nzpMIyNo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 11, 2017, 01:49:07 AM
spent weekend chillin on the beach w bae, this is niiiice

plans for next weekend: do the same thing again on saturday, then bingewatch twin peaks together on sunday

our new beach bum life
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 11, 2017, 09:12:45 AM
So I've had the best run of luck with tinder/etc the past two weeks, although I feel a little scummy going on dates knowing only have like 2 weeks left in town
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 12, 2017, 09:18:52 PM
Decided to throw myself back into the fray so I won't be rusty when fall comes around.  :noah

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/7pd30Us.png?2)
[close]

If anyone sees any egregious grammar or spelling errors please let me know.  :doge

Keep in mind I only have 500 characters to work with.

edit: Fuck. Already see one. Put in an extra "of".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 12, 2017, 09:31:03 PM
I don't see how that profile could attract anyone but the highest quality of prospects.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:31:56 PM
One long paragraph split into only two sentences? :doge

Also why don't you write something interesting instead, because that just looks weird, at least to me. Honestly I'd rather read a normal profile with info than someone trying to be funny (?).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 12, 2017, 09:32:41 PM
I made one bio where I was posing as a bimbo South Cali girl.

That one was surprisingly popular.

edit: Also, whenever I do normal bios that shit gets ignored.

I would go literally weeks without matches.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:34:51 PM
Do your local girls really like that stuff? I guess it's all about trying to be funny and stand out?

Edit: Maybe I'm just lame and old fashioned. :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 12, 2017, 09:42:40 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:34:51 PM
Do your local girls really like that stuff? I guess it's all about trying to be funny and stand out?
When you're bald, have a relatively average "dad bod" physique, and don't make a lot of money (despite working like a dog) you have to do weird "funny" shit to break the monotony up and stand out from the crowd.

And I've seen what the guy's profiles are like in my area. I'm more-often-than-not competing against much more physically attractive guys who have a lot more life experience than I do (judging from their pictures & bios).

There's also a bunch of average to below average looking nerdy guys that look like they're from NeoGAF.

And I'm in this weird middle/grey area. I'm an "inbetweener" essentially.  :doge

edit: Just sent this to my brother (who is a writer) ...he says I should do something different.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 12, 2017, 10:15:51 PM
Annnnd *BOOM* got a match 15 minutes later after updating my bio with that insanity I wrote down.

(http://i.imgur.com/8HSOnYO.png?1)

:trumps

edit: Mind you, I had a "normal" profile and everything. And I got nothing all of last week and this week.  :doge

edit2: Another thing that I've learned from months on Tindering: being entertaining/interesting is just as important if-not-more-so than being physically attractive. If you're boring/not funny you might as well not have a dick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 12, 2017, 11:30:43 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 11, 2017, 01:49:07 AM
spent weekend chillin on the beach w bae, this is niiiice

plans for next weekend: do the same thing again on saturday, then bingewatch twin peaks together on sunday

our new beach bum life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTOJ79fP8A
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 13, 2017, 03:01:14 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 12, 2017, 10:15:51 PM
Annnnd *BOOM* got a match 15 minutes later after updating my bio with that insanity I wrote down.

(http://i.imgur.com/8HSOnYO.png?1)

:trumps

edit: Mind you, I had a "normal" profile and everything. And I got nothing all of last week and this week.  :doge

edit2: Another thing that I've learned from months on Tindering: being entertaining/interesting is just as important if-not-more-so than being physically attractive. If you're boring/not funny you might as well not have a dick.


Is that Robert Smith's daughter?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 13, 2017, 04:56:37 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 12, 2017, 10:15:51 PM
Annnnd *BOOM* got a match 15 minutes later after updating my bio with that insanity I wrote down.

(http://i.imgur.com/8HSOnYO.png?1)

:trumps

edit: Mind you, I had a "normal" profile and everything. And I got nothing all of last week and this week.  :doge

edit2: Another thing that I've learned from months on Tindering: being entertaining/interesting is just as important if-not-more-so than being physically attractive. If you're boring/not funny you might as well not have a dick.
When my friend showed me her profile and we were having fun with it, I noticed most people had boring bios. But once they matched, the dudes would send her creepy texts and try sexting from the first interaction. Perhaps it's kind of a cultural thing on Tinder too. How do you personally act when you match?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on July 13, 2017, 06:05:26 AM
I got super liked by a thick girl once. Haven't really used Tinder much other than to stroke my ego by getting hot (probably bot) matches.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 13, 2017, 12:44:03 PM
I learned from Master of None to say something funny and more then "hi".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2017, 06:31:15 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 13, 2017, 04:56:37 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 12, 2017, 10:15:51 PM
Annnnd *BOOM* got a match 15 minutes later after updating my bio with that insanity I wrote down.

(http://i.imgur.com/8HSOnYO.png?1)

:trumps

edit: Mind you, I had a "normal" profile and everything. And I got nothing all of last week and this week.  :doge

edit2: Another thing that I've learned from months on Tindering: being entertaining/interesting is just as important if-not-more-so than being physically attractive. If you're boring/not funny you might as well not have a dick.
When my friend showed me her profile and we were having fun with it, I noticed most people had boring bios. But once they matched, the dudes would send her creepy texts and try sexting from the first interaction. Perhaps it's kind of a cultural thing on Tinder too. How do you personally act when you match?
I don't respond right away when I match with someone I usually wait a day to several hours before I send anything. Also, I'm generally pretty busy so I can't really focus on messaging matches until shit calms down.

And when I'm ready to respond I use openers along the lines of:
"Hi, [name]. What would you assume are people's first impressions of you when they first meet you?"
 "Hey, [name]. What's something personal or unique about yourself you typically share with a stranger you just met?"
"Hi, [name]. How would you complete this sentence? 'I wish I had someone to share [blank] with."

And I will admit my openers are very survey-esque but they seem to get the ball rolling more often than not.

They're definitely better than "hey", "you want sum fuk?", or "what that mouth do?".  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 13, 2017, 06:40:30 PM
"You may not be able to tell from my profile but I can run really fast"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 13, 2017, 07:01:43 PM
"I bet you think this boner is about you"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 13, 2017, 07:36:08 PM
"hi I hate anime i hope this won't be a problem"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on July 13, 2017, 07:39:36 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:31:56 PM

Also why don't you write something interesting instead, because that just looks weird, at least to me. Honestly I'd rather read a normal profile with info than someone trying to be funny (?).

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:34:51 PM
Do your local girls really like that stuff? I guess it's all about trying to be funny and stand out?

Edit: Maybe I'm just lame and old fashioned. :(

Alas, I have what I would consider a "normal" profile, and I rarely get matches on Tinder.  It's been six weeks since my last match.

I don't consider myself funny enough in talking about myself to try for the "quirky" profile, so I've kept mine pretty straightforward.  It's... not really working out for me so much.  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 13, 2017, 07:42:26 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 13, 2017, 07:39:36 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:31:56 PM

Also why don't you write something interesting instead, because that just looks weird, at least to me. Honestly I'd rather read a normal profile with info than someone trying to be funny (?).

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:34:51 PM
Do your local girls really like that stuff? I guess it's all about trying to be funny and stand out?

Edit: Maybe I'm just lame and old fashioned. :(

Alas, I have what I would consider a "normal" profile, and I rarely get matches on Tinder.  It's been six weeks since my last match.

I don't consider myself funny enough in talking about myself to try for the "quirky" profile, so I've kept mine pretty straightforward.  It's... not really working out for me so much.  :lol

Use your weightlifting pics, sweetie.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on July 13, 2017, 07:57:00 PM
Quote from: chronovore on July 13, 2017, 07:42:26 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 13, 2017, 07:39:36 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:31:56 PM

Also why don't you write something interesting instead, because that just looks weird, at least to me. Honestly I'd rather read a normal profile with info than someone trying to be funny (?).

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:34:51 PM
Do your local girls really like that stuff? I guess it's all about trying to be funny and stand out?

Edit: Maybe I'm just lame and old fashioned. :(

Alas, I have what I would consider a "normal" profile, and I rarely get matches on Tinder.  It's been six weeks since my last match.

I don't consider myself funny enough in talking about myself to try for the "quirky" profile, so I've kept mine pretty straightforward.  It's... not really working out for me so much.  :lol

Use your weightlifting pics, sweetie.

But I don't have any weightlifting pics, I only take vids in the gym.  :P

I just don't want to come across too "dudebro"-ish, I've seen a lot of women's profiles with variants of "I'm not impressed by your gym photos/ab photos ::) "
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 13, 2017, 08:07:44 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 13, 2017, 07:57:00 PM
Quote from: chronovore on July 13, 2017, 07:42:26 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 13, 2017, 07:39:36 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:31:56 PM

Also why don't you write something interesting instead, because that just looks weird, at least to me. Honestly I'd rather read a normal profile with info than someone trying to be funny (?).

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:34:51 PM
Do your local girls really like that stuff? I guess it's all about trying to be funny and stand out?

Edit: Maybe I'm just lame and old fashioned. :(

Alas, I have what I would consider a "normal" profile, and I rarely get matches on Tinder.  It's been six weeks since my last match.

I don't consider myself funny enough in talking about myself to try for the "quirky" profile, so I've kept mine pretty straightforward.  It's... not really working out for me so much.  :lol

Use your weightlifting pics, sweetie.

But I don't have any weightlifting pics, I only take vids in the gym.  :P

I just don't want to come across too "dudebro"-ish, I've seen a lot of women's profiles with variants of "I'm not impressed by your gym photos/ab photos ::) "
If a woman isn't impressed with my deadlift or squat stats she's an idiot and I don't want to put my dick inside her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2017, 08:15:07 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on July 13, 2017, 07:34:23 PM
Your profile is fine, but that question stuff is  :holeup

 If you're fine with your matches that's fine, but if not I'd  really focus on changing that.
What would you recommend instead?

I'm still pretty clueless when it comes to shit like this.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 13, 2017, 08:29:08 PM
I think I've mentioned it before but I used to get good responses by sending a photo of Joey from Friends with "How you doin'?" 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 13, 2017, 08:29:29 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 13, 2017, 07:57:00 PM
Quote from: chronovore on July 13, 2017, 07:42:26 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 13, 2017, 07:39:36 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:31:56 PM

Also why don't you write something interesting instead, because that just looks weird, at least to me. Honestly I'd rather read a normal profile with info than someone trying to be funny (?).

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:34:51 PM
Do your local girls really like that stuff? I guess it's all about trying to be funny and stand out?

Edit: Maybe I'm just lame and old fashioned. :(

Alas, I have what I would consider a "normal" profile, and I rarely get matches on Tinder.  It's been six weeks since my last match.

I don't consider myself funny enough in talking about myself to try for the "quirky" profile, so I've kept mine pretty straightforward.  It's... not really working out for me so much.  :lol

Use your weightlifting pics, sweetie.

But I don't have any weightlifting pics, I only take vids in the gym.  :P

I just don't want to come across too "dudebro"-ish, I've seen a lot of women's profiles with variants of "I'm not impressed by your gym photos/ab photos ::) "

I thought you were a cop, you can't tell when they're lying?

To satisfy your Canadian humbleness, maybe just put a normally clothed photo as your second pic and see what happens.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2017, 08:37:06 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 13, 2017, 08:24:53 PM
I usually make a joke or say something about their description :yeshrug

Try that.
I'm always concerned I'll come off as mean if I joke about something in their profile.

For example, I remember joking with this girl about her being indecisive in her bio about wanting to use tinder for finding friends instead of dating  and she threw a multi messaged shit fit and unmatched with me.  :doge

Edit: read your post wrong.

I'm terrible with coming up with jokes on the fly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 13, 2017, 09:13:19 PM
Would you guys ever write that you're into video games, either in your bio or if they asked about your hobbies? I assume not, but what's your end game on that, are you gonna hide it from the girl or pretend it's just a minor hobby?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2017, 09:21:06 PM
In the past I just used this generic sentence:
"If you're into nerdy stuff we'll probably get along."

spoiler (click to show/hide)
That was in my bio when I matched with the girl who ended up sleeping with me.  :doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on July 13, 2017, 09:32:29 PM
Based on my time with okcupid, its a pure numbers game for conversations kicking off. There's no reason not to try a different approach with talking to every woman you see.

Dont know how many of ya use that over tinder.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on July 13, 2017, 09:34:36 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 13, 2017, 09:13:19 PM
Would you guys ever write that you're into video games, either in your bio or if they asked about your hobbies? I assume not, but what's your end game on that, are you gonna hide it from the girl or pretend it's just a minor hobby?

Well, at this point for me, video games are just a minor hobby.  :lol

I just described myself as a "nerd", sandwiched between also being a "fitness enthusiast", and "Brazilian Jiu-jitsu martial artist".  So it's there, but not as the sole defining part of "me".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 13, 2017, 09:53:53 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 13, 2017, 09:13:19 PM
Would you guys ever write that you're into video games, either in your bio or if they asked about your hobbies? I assume not, but what's your end game on that, are you gonna hide it from the girl or pretend it's just a minor hobby?

I've done both. I've listed it like it was nothing and I was confident in who I am and what I like; I've also kept it off. I notice a pretty big difference in stark responses and who I get likes from between the two. When I list it, I get likes from very overweight people and for some reason a lot of pagans. When I don't list it I get responses and likes from a wide range of everyone else.

Because of this I usually keep it off, though I'll bring it up on actual dates with people and they've never cared because once we meet in person they either like me (and don't care) or they don't like me (and it doesn't matter). I've never had a gf or a someone I've dated ever say anything negative about my gaming or game collection. I've actually had the opposite where multiple gfs when they see my closet of every console from NES->current they think it's really awesome and I've had girls go omg you have a dreamcast! or Sega CD or something. It's retro cool.

But yeah, especially with all the gamergate fuckwads and fedora kids, there's still a bad auto-image of people who are into videogames, and a lot of women will pass on initial contact if they see that because they never know if the person will be a misogynist fuckwad or a normal person who just enjoys videogames. So I find it's best to leave it out.

However, if I see a woman's profile that lists videogames, I'll usually message them about games in the initial message, especially if they have good taste. Most of the time they won't reply. I actually think there's a psychological thing where a lot of people into games are looking for someone not into games. Although that may be because if they play games they've encountered first hand the online masculine fuckwad culture and it's turned them off of male gamers completely, even moreso than non-gamer women.

My .02
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 13, 2017, 09:56:59 PM
I will never list it and will usually not talk to women who put "gamer" or some shit in their profile
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 13, 2017, 10:29:34 PM
as a rule i don't talk about video games, anime or comic books in meat space
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 13, 2017, 11:54:56 PM
Quote from: Huff on July 13, 2017, 09:56:59 PM
I will never list it and will usually not talk to women who put "gamer" or some shit in their profile

But when a gal lists Silent Hill 2 on her favorite games:

 :ufup that's a gal you gotta message.

Quote from: toku on July 13, 2017, 10:29:34 PM
as a rule i don't talk about video games, anime or comic books in meat space

Usually if you're with someone, their being passionate about something is an attractive turn on. So if I'm really excited about the new Final Fantasy/Persona/Devil May Cry/Whatever, I'll talk about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 13, 2017, 11:59:50 PM
Quote from: Huff on July 13, 2017, 07:01:43 PM
"I bet you think this boner is about you"

:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 14, 2017, 12:43:21 AM
I've made girls or children cry/call me a "fucking bitch ass" for beating them too hard in video games so I think it's something you should disclose early but not necessarily in your profile. People get sensitive when they lose at something and I aint a punk who's gonna play easy. Gotta sign a waiver to play against a Super Saiyan.

WTF cares if you're into comics or anime though? Unless you got some pillow-chested figurines they'd probably just think it's cute.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 14, 2017, 12:46:59 AM
No, they think youre a weirdo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 14, 2017, 12:47:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l9nLXczT3s
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 14, 2017, 07:46:17 AM
I've always nerded the fuck out from the get go and it never seemed to make much of a difference (I also don't like anime so I'm sure that helps).  But I bowed out of dating right when online shit was starting to get huge so I only dabbled in it some. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 14, 2017, 08:18:33 AM
I just want to say that I've gotten 2 more matches after changing my bio. I've done some more word smithing but it's still essentially the same nonsense as before.  :doge

If I wasn't using the free version of tinder at the moment, which is a basically useless if you're like me, I would probably have more.

But yeah. Online dating is a fucking dumpster fire and I kind of wish it wasn't a thing sometimes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 14, 2017, 09:08:45 AM
It got you laid tho. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 14, 2017, 10:12:28 AM
I, for one, am so glad that I never had to deal with online dating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 14, 2017, 10:27:42 AM
Don't see what's so bad about online dating. Then again maybe I was just an outlier and it's just shitty for everyone else.

I also only ever used OK Cupid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 14, 2017, 10:38:05 AM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 14, 2017, 10:27:42 AM
Don't see what's so bad about online dating. Then again maybe I was just an outlier and it's just shitty for everyone else.

I also only ever used OK Cupid.

You can feel confident getting your hopes up much more quickly in real life. These old peeps, they're too fragile having to wait a week before an initial message turns into a convo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 14, 2017, 10:40:24 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 14, 2017, 10:12:28 AM
I, for one, am so glad that I never had to deal with online dating.
Depends on what you consider online dating, imo. If it's a person you were already friends with and you both kinda end up liking each other, it seems more doable with natural chemistry than meeting someone on a dating website. But all in all, anything LDR is shit. Tried it once, never again. So I guess it's an "online LDR" vs "online dating (aka dating app)". But neither of them rarely work out. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 14, 2017, 11:28:20 AM
Online dating is the source of a lot of my crippling embarrassment that I feel late at night when trying to fall asleep

But it also is what got me out of my shell and made me more comfortable with not only chatting with women but how to behave in social situations.

I would not trade my online dating experiences for a more private, introverted life – I would, however, like to get my mind erased of some of the scumbag shit I used to do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 14, 2017, 11:47:22 AM
I'm so glad that I met the one the way I did because if I didn't I would have had to put up with that online dating bullshit. I struggled with an LDR for many years before things worked out and we finally moved in together. The internet was cool for meeting folks at one time (pre 2004) or another, but now that everyone has it the quality of the people online has diminished. And in general the quality of people has fallen off a fucking cliff for like the past decade or so. I feel for folks that are still trying to find love online. It seems less and less folks are finding meaningful connections. And with the rise of STD's in younger people it seems that promiscuity is also on the rise. You guys can deal with gonorrhea that is incurable, I'll pour one out for you when you kill yourself.

If you've got chemistry don't let it die because of stupid mistakes. Sometimes it takes a few tries to get things right and that's perfectly ok too.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 14, 2017, 11:51:25 AM
I can see where people who don't like it are coming from. It's high frequency disappointment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 14, 2017, 11:54:24 AM
Quote from: Rufus on July 14, 2017, 11:51:25 AM
I can see where people who don't like it are coming from. It's high frequency disappointment.
I mean I feel like I've been rejected by millions of girls instead of a few.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on July 14, 2017, 12:05:14 PM
Say what you want about people making nerd shit a focal point of their personality or life. But the number of women that make hiking, kayaking, and nature shit a focal point of their lifestyle or personality is staggering.

Same thing with cats or dogs or coffee or some shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 14, 2017, 12:13:03 PM
Quote from: mormapope on July 14, 2017, 12:05:14 PM
Say what you want about people making nerd shit a focal point of their personality or life. But the number of women that make hiking, kayaking, and nature shit a focal point of their lifestyle or personality is staggering.

Same thing with cats or dogs or coffee or some shit.
Not that I don't agree with your sentiment but hiking, kayaking and nature shit isn't generally associated with a basement dwelling shut-ins by media.  Quite the opposite actually.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 14, 2017, 12:14:50 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 14, 2017, 11:54:24 AM
Quote from: Rufus on July 14, 2017, 11:51:25 AM
I can see where people who don't like it are coming from. It's high frequency disappointment.
I mean I feel like I've been rejected by millions of girls instead of a few.

I don't think that's a particularly accurate (not to mention healthy) stance to have.  I don't see how its any different from being around a bunch of people at a bar and choosing not to approach someone in that setting.

It's not rejection – it's indifference.  And many people experience or have experienced it.  Me especially.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 14, 2017, 12:22:32 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on July 14, 2017, 12:14:50 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 14, 2017, 11:54:24 AM
Quote from: Rufus on July 14, 2017, 11:51:25 AM
I can see where people who don't like it are coming from. It's high frequency disappointment.
I mean I feel like I've been rejected by millions of girls instead of a few.

I don't think that's a particularly accurate (not to mention healthy) stance to have.  I don't see how its any different from being around a bunch of people at a bar and choosing not to approach someone in that setting.

It's not rejection – it's indifference.  And many people experience or have experienced it.  Me especially.
Whatever you call it, he obviously experiences it differently. Hits him harder, for whatever reason.

I would assume it's because of low self-confidence in general.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 14, 2017, 12:30:24 PM
Sure I get that.  He's been doing really well lately so I don't want him to beat himself up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 14, 2017, 12:31:20 PM
I think rejection is probably easier in person.  You at least get some sort of answer that way and have more than just a static profile and text to win them over.  You get to put some of your intangible qualities to work.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on July 14, 2017, 02:04:07 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 14, 2017, 12:13:03 PM
Quote from: mormapope on July 14, 2017, 12:05:14 PM
Say what you want about people making nerd shit a focal point of their personality or life. But the number of women that make hiking, kayaking, and nature shit a focal point of their lifestyle or personality is staggering.

Same thing with cats or dogs or coffee or some shit.
Not that I don't agree with your sentiment but hiking, kayaking and nature shit isn't generally associated with a basement dwelling shut-ins by media.  Quite the opposite actually.

Very true! No matter what, making any hobby the driving force of any first interaction or your personality always sours things for me.

Like, even someone being into books a lot makes me think that's reflective of them as a person. With a bookwarm profile, I think ahead to a future where this person is gonna wanna read, over doing shit i think is fun.

In general, women are as boring as men, or can be imo. Didn't really get or understand that until i became more social, online dating included. 

:idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 14, 2017, 07:21:19 PM
I'm with ya. Ive found that those people tend to get snobby about why the particular hobby they waste their time with is the way we were meant to spend our lives.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 14, 2017, 08:34:30 PM
I love you all. Don't ever forget this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 14, 2017, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on July 14, 2017, 12:14:50 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 14, 2017, 11:54:24 AM
Quote from: Rufus on July 14, 2017, 11:51:25 AM
I can see where people who don't like it are coming from. It's high frequency disappointment.
I mean I feel like I've been rejected by millions of girls instead of a few.

I don't think that's a particularly accurate (not to mention healthy) stance to have.  I don't see how its any different from being around a bunch of people at a bar and choosing not to approach someone in that setting.

It's not rejection – it's indifference.  And many people experience or have experienced it.  Me especially.
I mean you're probably right, but online dating has probably hurt my confidence more then anything. My lack of success there has really fed my negativity. I've probably swiped left on over 5,000 girls and maybe have gotten 2 matches with girls I'd find attractive. Not getting good feedback kind of makes me feel like shit and confirm whatever negative images I can come up with.

I mean I keep going and I know the thing is to not take it seriously, but I guess yeah the indifference I don't think really helps a guy like me who is not incredibly handsome.

Now obviously I'm the same as the girls, but I don't know it just doesn't seem as helpful.

Either way I keep at it on tinder and bumble.

On putting out your nerd stuff. I mean I don't adviertize it I guess. I'm not like "my hobbies include watching anime and playing final fantasy". I just say I like eccentric and ridiculous things", which I think says I'm a nerd, but hopefully not super serious about that shit. I mean its gonna come out eventually, I'm not gonna deny it, but I don't know I don't actively look to talk about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 14, 2017, 09:33:18 PM
I never got any real dates off okcupid but I actually met a few friends who I'm still close with a bunch of years later, go figure
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 15, 2017, 11:14:07 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 13, 2017, 09:13:19 PM
Would you guys ever write that you're into video games, either in your bio or if they asked about your hobbies? I assume not, but what's your end game on that, are you gonna hide it from the girl or pretend it's just a minor hobby?

I put that I like "retro video games" in my Match profile. I haven't been doing that great on the site but I'm pretty open and confident with who I am. If someone isn't gonna message me or want to go out with me because I mention gaming or anime (my 2 main nerd interests - I'm not so much for Star Wars/Marvel/Game of Thrones/Harry Potter/zombies/other fandom), then I probably won't want to date someone so judgmental.

The one thing I see so much in women's profiles is yoga. A bunch of my Indian coworkers were asking me "what's up with white girls into yoga lately"  I laughed then told them I think they use it as a replacement to spirituality or something. :shrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 15, 2017, 11:15:20 AM
I would usually put an all-encompassing term that included video games, like "Pop-culture and entertainment nerd" or something along those lines.

Trivia King was used a few times too.  Ended up going out with girls where it didn't work out but we formed a trivia group out of it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 15, 2017, 01:42:40 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 15, 2017, 12:09:35 PM
I don't put in anything because bitch'll figure it out sooner or later.

Putting 'gamer' or 'comic fan' or whatever nerd signifier in your Tinder profile is counterproductive for this very reason imo. It's not match or okcupid or whatever where you're trying to feel out someone's personality. You're trying to stick out amongst dozens to hundreds of other people. There's a stigma around that shit that will automatically alienate the part of population who don't play that manbabby shit.

Tbh tho I don't really feel like my I'm any more of a 'gamer' than I am a 'tv viewer' 'movie watcher' or whatever. If I were going to put an accurate label on my profile I guess it'd be something like 'mass consumer of various multimedia to fill soul-shaped void-er'  :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 15, 2017, 02:28:17 PM
That's exactly it - most women I know play or have played videogames in some way shape or form anyway. I feel labeling yourself as a gamer is way more suspect than actually playing videogames. It's a billion dollar industry and not exactly a niche hobby, but I feel like it's still less conspicuous to just mention it in passing than waste precious space noting it on your profile.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 15, 2017, 04:06:14 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 14, 2017, 08:34:30 PM
I love you all. Don't ever forget this.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/chandoog/photo73.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 15, 2017, 06:18:13 PM
What's in the profile doesn't really matter, it's all about the pics

I've had similar success when I had a full-ish bio vs when I just put something like "Allstar". Maybe it's different for the web based shit like match or okcupid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 15, 2017, 07:29:47 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 15, 2017, 01:57:58 PM
I feel like it's stupid because most women my generation either have an interest in it of their own or are used to other men my age being into it, so it doesn't matter.

I get it when it comes to some of you older folks, though.
I keep forgetting that most people here are in their 30s. :v
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 15, 2017, 07:45:38 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 15, 2017, 01:57:58 PM
I feel like it's stupid because most women my generation either have an interest in it of their own or are used to other men my age being into it, so it doesn't matter.

I get it when it comes to some of you older folks, though.

Yeah, it's too common to think much about.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on July 15, 2017, 07:49:34 PM
Quote from: Huff on July 15, 2017, 06:18:13 PM
What's in the profile doesn't really matter, it's all about the pics

I've had similar success when I had a full-ish bio vs when I just put something like "Allstar". Maybe it's different for the web based shit like match or okcupid.

I have a feeling that you're right, given my limited experience with tinder and bumble.

So, that being said, what's your recommendations for pics, on say, selfie vs. non-selfie, smiling vs. "serious", or for me as a "fit guy", throwing that out front-and-center vs. more subtle pics that still suggest a fit physique?

I remember waaaay back seeing that "OK Cupid Trends" blog, which suggested that for dudes, not smiling was better than smiling, and non-selfie pics were better than selfies.

(Yes, I know this is probably overthinking this shit, but just looking to improve my odds in this damn numbers game  :lol ......*shrug* )

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 15, 2017, 07:29:47 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 15, 2017, 01:57:58 PM
I feel like it's stupid because most women my generation either have an interest in it of their own or are used to other men my age being into it, so it doesn't matter.

I get it when it comes to some of you older folks, though.
I keep forgetting that most people here are in their 30s. :v

Yeah, but the 30s crew doesn't get to bitch about being old so long as uncle Chrono keeps hanging around.  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 15, 2017, 07:59:01 PM
Boogie, google "how to write a Tinder profile" and find articles written by women. It's very easy. They're just giving the info away. Crowd sourcing for a forum of people who identify as video game players is not the worst way, but it's up there.

And about the video game thing: We all play them. We like them so much we talk to specific strangers in the internet about them. But that's not your personality. If it is your personality, don't date. You will not find the woman you are looking for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 15, 2017, 08:01:07 PM
Just from my experience I tend to avoid "selfies" and try to have a good variety of both solo and group pics. Gym pics may offput non athletic types but I think they can be solid as well as other "action" stuff - hiking/wakeboarding/etc.

I think people just want to know what you look like, and selfies + angles can really make you look skinnier than you are. Drastically lol.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on July 15, 2017, 08:17:26 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on July 15, 2017, 07:59:01 PM
Boogie, google "how to write a Tinder profile" and find articles written by women. It's very easy. They're just giving the info away. Crowd sourcing for a forum of people who identify as video game players is not the worst way, but it's up there.


lol, fair enough.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 15, 2017, 10:18:24 PM
Well, I saw a profile today of a cute girl talking about buying a new Yamaha synth because she teaches piano lessons. I wrote her a message and asked her if she was familiar with the DX7 and mentioned I love old synth music, she was like "thanks for the thoughtful message" and she wants to meet in person. After 1 email... :O
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 15, 2017, 11:55:50 PM
It just occurred to me that literally every woman I've dated minus the most recent one, had zero interest in video games.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 12:06:59 AM
2 out of the 6 women I dated legitimately had an interest in video games. (They brought them up. Not me.)

But TBH, I kind of preferred the ones that didn't.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 16, 2017, 12:15:04 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 12:06:59 AM

But TBH, I kind of preferred the ones that didn't.  :doge

Same, actually.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 16, 2017, 12:20:38 AM
Prob cuz ppl who outwardly identify as 'gamers' from the jump are lames with zero depth of personality and scant self awareness.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 12:32:05 AM
Just matched with a raven haired goddess. What do?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 02:34:59 AM
Going to send this name poem tomorrow:
(http://i.imgur.com/m7uyMfi.png?1)

She's one of those "sapiosexuals" and likes creative guys, according to her bio.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 02:55:49 AM
You've seen what I'm like in the last thread (and in this current one...). I'm basically distinguished mentally-challenged when it comes to this nonsense. :comeon

I may need to hire Shark again for his services...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 16, 2017, 03:37:47 AM
you're gonna be alright, I believe in you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 04:41:43 AM
https://www.google.com/amp/metro.co.uk/2017/01/12/this-guy-claims-to-have-a-100-fail-safe-tinder-technique-for-getting-responses-6376771/amp/

Btw, making a name poem wasn't originally my bright idea. I nabbed it from this schmuck's article.

Maybe I should test this on other less diserable matches first instead. That way I won't want to neck myself later if I go through with this.

edit: I'll just ask about her dogs. (Like every other guy who lacks an imagination)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 16, 2017, 06:49:39 AM
Just
Fucking
Send
It
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 16, 2017, 07:14:38 AM
Actively
Trying to
Reach the
Apex of
Men's
Experiences,
Naively
Tightroping the
Amorous
Lust
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 16, 2017, 08:03:22 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 02:34:59 AM
Going to send this name poem tomorrow:
(http://i.imgur.com/m7uyMfi.png?1)

She's one of those "sapiosexuals" and likes creative guys, according to her bio.  :doge
Kindly
Asking,
Your
Labia
Available?

Gotta start from the jump, breh  :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 16, 2017, 08:13:48 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 16, 2017, 08:03:22 AM
Kindly
Asking,
Your
Labia
Available?

Gotta start from the jump, breh  :playa
Do this and post results, please.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on July 16, 2017, 08:34:52 AM
Ugh, the moment the term "sapiosexual" shows up in a profile, it's an automatic left swipe from me.  So pretentious.  :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 16, 2017, 09:00:26 AM
That too. Shits mad corny. As if people are attracted to idiocy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 16, 2017, 10:18:55 AM
From urban dictionary lulz

Quote
Something you put on your dating profile if you want to be pretentious.

I'm so intelligent that my sexual kink is attraction to Mensa members. I'm a sapiosexual!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 16, 2017, 11:35:19 AM
Quote from: Boogie on July 13, 2017, 07:39:36 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:31:56 PM

Also why don't you write something interesting instead, because that just looks weird, at least to me. Honestly I'd rather read a normal profile with info than someone trying to be funny (?).

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 12, 2017, 09:34:51 PM
Do your local girls really like that stuff? I guess it's all about trying to be funny and stand out?

Edit: Maybe I'm just lame and old fashioned. :(

Alas, I have what I would consider a "normal" profile, and I rarely get matches on Tinder.  It's been six weeks since my last match.

I don't consider myself funny enough in talking about myself to try for the "quirky" profile, so I've kept mine pretty straightforward.  It's... not really working out for me so much.  :lol

Get a dog.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 16, 2017, 11:49:11 AM
Quote from: Boogie on July 16, 2017, 08:34:52 AM
Ugh, the moment the term "sapiosexual" shows up in a profile, it's an automatic left swipe from me.  So pretentious.  :yuck

How about "old soul"? I see that term and not too sure what it means, urban dictionary has a couple different varied responses.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 16, 2017, 11:57:32 AM
Labels such as those are fairly arbitrary thus it's probably better to just exist in another's space for a time (either in person or by text/whatever) and let it work itself out. I mean on paper my wife and I have a small venn overlap of interests so I'd probably have swiped left (that's the bad one right?  :doge) and vice versa. Try not to box yourself in brahs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on July 16, 2017, 11:57:35 AM
Quote from: tiesto on July 16, 2017, 11:49:11 AM
Quote from: Boogie on July 16, 2017, 08:34:52 AM
Ugh, the moment the term "sapiosexual" shows up in a profile, it's an automatic left swipe from me.  So pretentious.  :yuck

How about "old soul"? I see that term and not too sure what it means, urban dictionary has a couple different varied responses.

Hmm, I don't see that one much.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Reb on July 16, 2017, 12:04:16 PM
Maybe they misspelled old soup.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 12:29:38 PM
Last night her distance was 7 miles now it's 57 miles....

Ugh...

I guess it doesn't matter now since she's out of the 35 mile radius that I determined not to go out of this time around.

edit: TFW the only girls that seem to be interested in me are weird hippy girls in Asheville and not the preppy/WASPy girls in Greenville. :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 16, 2017, 01:05:59 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 02:34:59 AM
Going to send this name poem tomorrow:
(http://i.imgur.com/m7uyMfi.png?1)

She's one of those "sapiosexuals" and likes creative guys, according to her bio.  :doge
Ladies and gentlemen, we're back! :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 16, 2017, 01:16:09 PM
If there's souposexuals then I'm down. Soup is life.

gurl tell me wut u kno bout stew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 01:28:48 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 16, 2017, 05:38:43 AM
Send the fucking poem you coward.
Sent it.

 :letsfukk

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:brazilcry

spoiler (click to show/hide)
if she was still 7 miles away I would have done something less autistic.
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 01:39:28 PM
:Amir0x

edit: now she's 159 miles away. Now it really doesn't matter. Or she's trying to get as far away from my cringy ass. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on July 16, 2017, 01:53:25 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 16, 2017, 11:57:32 AM
Labels such as those are fairly arbitrary thus it's probably better to just exist in another's space for a time (either in person or by text/whatever) and let it work itself out. I mean on paper my wife and I have a small venn overlap of interests so I'd probably have swiped left (that's the bad one right?  :doge) and vice versa. Try not to box yourself in brahs.

Yeah, I'm trying to be more open about the "type" of woman I'd consider these days.

It's just that term triggers me, every time.  :lol

That, and women with a "bull nose ring".  Nope.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on July 16, 2017, 02:14:09 PM
There's definitely a lot of recurring "tropes" in profiles.  But I just assume you'd find the same thing in guys' profiles too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 02:19:54 PM
That's why I went on that big distinguished mentally-challenged spiel about drawing Garfield as a body builder. Everyone's profile is the same shit ad infinitum.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 16, 2017, 02:31:17 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 01:39:28 PM
:Amir0x

edit: now she's 159 miles away. Now it really doesn't matter. Or she's trying to get as far away from my cringy ass. :doge
Solution: create fake uggo fematra profile, send corny ass poems to all the men in your area, scare them away, and have all the women to yourself :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 16, 2017, 04:42:04 PM
My old hotornot profile is legendary. I believe it was like the Book of Genesis, except describing hotornot. The last line was something like "and then God smiled and clicked 1."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 07:09:02 PM
Another one of my go-to lines.  :doge
(http://i.imgur.com/JNkpKpd.png?1)

Especially when the girl's bio is left blank and doesn't give me much to work with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 16, 2017, 09:08:11 PM
You should go for the sapiosexual and just act like a total dumb dumb. Go full Philomena Cunk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 09:28:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDlwOe4.png?2)

 :dice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 16, 2017, 09:30:01 PM
Good first comm, now to blow it  :itagaki
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 09:38:18 PM
Fuck.

At least I'm cute, though. (https://i.imgur.com/G36Lf41.png)

edit: I probably won't respond until tomorrow. I've got to get to bed soon.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 09:53:09 PM
"Sure. And depending on how eager you are to meet up, we could exchange numbers now and get to know each other over dinner this coming weekend."

Eh. Eh? EH?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 16, 2017, 09:53:56 PM
Back to the overthinking everything

I think that might have been my favorite part of last season
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 10:05:46 PM
"Sure. That's part of it. But I'm not too big into window shopping on here. Are you?"

Did some more wordsmithing.

Sending this now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 10:19:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/r1vXKxt.png?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/Y3KLyQS.gif)

edit: I'll message her again tomorrow and see if she's less indecisive the more I chat with her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 16, 2017, 10:35:09 PM
Suddenly I'm reminded what a goddamned miracle it was that we got Pallo laid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 16, 2017, 10:39:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 10:19:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/r1vXKxt.png?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/Y3KLyQS.gif)

edit: I message her again tomorrow and see if she's less indecisive the more I chat with her.

It's almost impressive how much you had to overread into a seven word response from a chick who just called you cute to decide that's she's being "indecisive." Good god man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 16, 2017, 10:43:02 PM
Satisfy that curiosity by getting some dinner with me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 16, 2017, 10:49:34 PM
I've been talking to a girl who lives nearby who seems nice enough, but doesn't have a picture. She wants to go out on Friday, I figured what the hell? I've only went out once with someone who didn't have their picture up and she actually turned out to be pretty good looking, hopefully this is the same.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 16, 2017, 10:55:26 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 16, 2017, 10:43:02 PM
Satisfy that curiosity by getting some dinner with me.
You know what they said, curiosity got the pussy pounded.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 16, 2017, 11:01:27 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 16, 2017, 10:43:02 PM
Sate that curiosity by getting some dinner with me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 11:10:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 16, 2017, 10:55:26 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 16, 2017, 10:43:02 PM
Satisfy that curiosity by getting some dinner with me.
You know what they said, curiosity got the pussy pounded.
(http://i.imgur.com/U3yAq.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 11:11:29 PM
Quote from: tiesto on July 16, 2017, 10:49:34 PM
I've been talking to a girl who lives nearby who seems nice enough, but doesn't have a picture. She wants to go out on Friday, I figured what the hell? I've only went out once with someone who didn't have their picture up and she actually turned out to be pretty good looking, hopefully this is the same.
You're a braver man than I.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 11:14:49 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 16, 2017, 10:43:02 PM
Satisfy that curiosity by getting some dinner with me.
Just used this line and attached my phone number with it. Told her to shoot me a text later if she's interested.

Gonna get some sleep and not fret about Julie unless she gets back to me. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 16, 2017, 11:35:36 PM
My main bit of advice to y'all dating is to be self-aware of when you're in a "high standards" vs "low standards" mode. You don't just stumble into a perfect lady who'll politely ask you to bang. You are going to match (real life or online) with exactly what you are looking for, if such a person exists.

And also regarding sapiosexual girls, I think it means a girl who actually wants somebody who's dumb enough to make the girl feel smart but is also capable of being curious enough to carry on a conversation by asking lots of questions. I mean there was one time on a first date when I was standing outside until 6AM debating philosophy shit I had no idea about by just asking her to explain and there was banter but I was a student more than a debater. She asked me out again immediately before I woke up.

Long story short, sapiosexuals are intense but not necessarily picky or judgmental. So yeah.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 17, 2017, 05:03:55 AM
Quote from: tiesto on July 16, 2017, 10:49:34 PM
I've been talking to a girl who lives nearby who seems nice enough, but doesn't have a picture. She wants to go out on Friday, I figured what the hell? I've only went out once with someone who didn't have their picture up and she actually turned out to be pretty good looking, hopefully this is the same.

Well, the possibility that she's ugly as sin OR really hot but doesn't want people to just hit on her for that is equally likely.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 17, 2017, 05:08:24 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 16, 2017, 10:19:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/r1vXKxt.png?1)

edit: I'll message her again tomorrow and see if she's less indecisive the more I chat with her.

 :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 06:43:48 AM
Also, the reason why I said she's probably indecisive is because I've had women say similar things and string me along ....then *poof* nothing.

I need more than just "I'm curious".

If she doesn't get back to me later then she was just window shopping and blowing smoke up my ass.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 17, 2017, 07:11:45 AM
Or she was interested and you blew it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 07:16:07 AM
If I blew it with mupepe's clever line and adding my phone number then I might as well stop now and do something much more productive with my time.

(I didn't send her that gif, btw)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 17, 2017, 08:35:37 AM
Well, I'm back bitches.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 08:59:27 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 17, 2017, 08:35:37 AM
Well, I'm back bitches.
Sooo... Deets? Or no deets?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cva327cWEAAfiro.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 17, 2017, 09:27:57 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 08:59:27 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 17, 2017, 08:35:37 AM
Well, I'm back bitches.
Sooo... Deets? Or no deets?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cva327cWEAAfiro.jpg)

Publicly: It's a roller-coaster ride.

Privately: Well, PM me for the deets. I'm not going to post them where Google can cache it. Especially Andy's ass who would just post it in public.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 17, 2017, 09:30:35 AM
Lol like your boy troubles are important enough for me to care about. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 17, 2017, 09:34:08 AM
I will publicly say that I don't think I'll ever take a train cross-country again. :doge Don't get me wrong, the train is nice. But the stops along the way aren't. #WhensBulletTrains
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 17, 2017, 09:47:08 AM
PM me.  :doge



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 17, 2017, 11:32:43 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 17, 2017, 09:27:57 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 08:59:27 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 17, 2017, 08:35:37 AM
Well, I'm back bitches.
Sooo... Deets? Or no deets?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cva327cWEAAfiro.jpg)

Publicly: It's a roller-coaster ride.

Privately: Well, PM me for the deets. I'm not going to post them where Google can cache it. Especially Andy's ass who would just post it in public.
Use the [hide] tags. smh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 17, 2017, 12:32:24 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 06:43:48 AM
Also, the reason why I said she's probably indecisive is because I've had women say similar things and string me along ....then *poof* nothing.

I need more than just "I'm curious".

If she doesn't get back to me later then she was just window shopping and blowing smoke up my ass.  :doge


Let's just put it this way. Your opener was a bit blunt. But OK, fair enough.

But her reply included not just one, but TWO compliments. With 19 words.
And your reply comes across as "No but like are you really REALLY SURE?".

I dunno. If I were in her shoes I'd find it quite off putting, no matter the reasons. Especially considering what her first message to you was. I mean, even if she'd end up ghosting you, that was like, what, 10mins of your time "wasted"? Chill out bruv.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 12:40:26 PM
So.... should I've been like "You think I'm cute. I think you're beautiful. Let's make plans." ?  (https://i.imgur.com/G36Lf41.png)

edit: another thing, I didn't start dating until last year. So my ability to get dates is still at a high school level. So I'm still waaay behind the curve. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 17, 2017, 12:48:05 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 12:40:26 PM
So.... should I've been like "You think I'm cute. I think your beautiful. Let's make plans." ?  (https://i.imgur.com/G36Lf41.png)

edit: another thing, I didn't start dating until last year. So my ability get a dates is still at a high school level. So I'm still waaay behind the curve. :doge
you're*

Why not just actually ask her straight out instead of trying to sound dominating with all that punctuation?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 12:52:42 PM
Being too forward is bad. Being not forward enough is bad.

i can't for the life of me stay on that razor thin margin.

Also, I've said this before but I fucking hate messaging/texting. So much emotional nuance and tone gets lost.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 01:05:11 PM
I probably should just get over my approach anxiety and just start asking women out IRL.

Tinder drives me fucking nuts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 17, 2017, 01:12:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 12:52:42 PM
Being too forward is bad. Being not forward enough is bad.

i can't for the life of me stay on that razor thin margin.

Also, I've said this before but I fucking hate messaging/texting. So much emotional nuance and tone gets lost.
Are you for real? People use Tinder to hook up. You both swiped and matched. It's like the only question that's expected to be asked there.

And yes please stop with the cringe. Stop trying too hard, just be normal. Talk to her like you're talking to your friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 17, 2017, 01:16:57 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 17, 2017, 01:12:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 12:52:42 PM
Being too forward is bad. Being not forward enough is bad.

i can't for the life of me stay on that razor thin margin.

Also, I've said this before but I fucking hate messaging/texting. So much emotional nuance and tone gets lost.
Are you for real? People use Tinder to hook up. You both swiped and matched. It's like the only question that's expected to be asked there.

People use tinder to give themselves easy self esteem boosts.  The match itself often acts as a fix.   
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 17, 2017, 01:17:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 01:05:11 PM
I probably should just get over my approach anxiety and just start asking women out IRL.

Tinder drives me fucking nuts.
Yes.  Do this ASAP.  It's like social power leveling.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 01:42:57 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 17, 2017, 01:12:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 12:52:42 PM
Being too forward is bad. Being not forward enough is bad.

i can't for the life of me stay on that razor thin margin.

Also, I've said this before but I fucking hate messaging/texting. So much emotional nuance and tone gets lost.
Are you for real? People use Tinder to hook up. You both swiped and matched. It's like the only question that's expected to be asked there.
Maybe that was the case years ago when tinder first started.

Now if you go in with that mindset you're going to get unmatched faster than anything (if you're a hetero male). There's a very small percentage of women on there who want to just hook up with no strings attached (they'll let you know in their bios. e.g. http://i.imgur.com/pHSSnWg.png?2  :nsfw ). And hooking up is not necessarily why I'm on there. Now (after having lost my virginity) I'm there to date and possibly get into a relationship of some sort.

Most women (and men) are on there to inflate their fragile egos, kill time, meet new people/date, and if you're getting laid it's because the girl in question thinks there's a chance that she can tie you down into a relationship with her (which was essentially the scenario I was in with that girl that I lost my v-card to).

Quote
And yes please stop with the cringe. Stop trying too hard, just be normal. Talk to her like you're talking to your friends.
Being normal is easy if you're normal. It's a fucking monumental challenge if you were raised in a backwards Christian environment from age 0 to 21 and dealt with anxiety & depression from ages 17 to 23.

And the way I talk to my friends is probably not an ideal way to communicate with strangers. Especially in text form.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 17, 2017, 01:43:34 PM
Just stop thinking about this shit so much.

Shit like "You think I'm cute. I think your beautiful. Let's make plans." sounds like Patrick Bateman and Dennis are your ghostwriters

EDIT: To be a little more helpful, it sounds like you might have a bit easier of a time hitting up bars. It might be intimidating, but you won't have the chance to sit and contemplate your response to every interaction. Also, booze. Booze is great.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 01:52:53 PM
That was me not thinking. When I don't think I sound crazy.

When I do think I sound pretentious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 17, 2017, 02:03:37 PM
Have you tried thinking on and off?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 17, 2017, 04:21:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 12:40:26 PM
So.... should I've been like "You think I'm cute. I think you're beautiful. Let's make plans." ?  (https://i.imgur.com/G36Lf41.png)

edit: another thing, I didn't start dating until last year. So my ability to get dates is still at a high school level. So I'm still waaay behind the curve. :doge

Are you a Sith? :thinking

There's quite some margin between sounding like she's potentially under arrest (I'm exaggerating but you get the point) and sounding like you're in love from a profile and 2 texts.

It doesn't need to be complicated or trying to be smooth or making a statement or whatever.
Like, just "Hey, thanks! How about a chat over a coffee/drink/bite then? I'll let you pick".

I mean there is never a predetermined question/answer that would work guaranteed or whatever. That's nonsense. But there's also stuff that is more likely to put most people off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 04:27:18 PM
I'll keep that in mind next time around.

It's rare that I get complimented in that way (for the longest time I used to think I was ugly as sin, especially when I first started balding) so I do a poor job at accepting compliments about my appearance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 17, 2017, 04:42:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5WJOtw2fDs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 17, 2017, 06:07:33 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 17, 2017, 08:35:37 AM
Well, I'm back bitches.
Don't play all coy with us. I posted about that orgy gone wrong. You can post the deets.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 09:28:51 PM
Talking to a different girl now. She likes exploring spooky, haunted places at night.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 17, 2017, 10:23:24 PM
She's probably DTF on a grave. Or steal your wallet and bury you alive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 10:24:11 PM
Hot.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
She's probably a bit chubby too (given how she only has pics of her face) but... I think I can handle myself now with larger girls.  :doge
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Did I tell you guys I fap to BBW porn now? No? Well now you know.  :doge
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 17, 2017, 10:34:13 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 17, 2017, 01:17:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 01:05:11 PM
I probably should just get over my approach anxiety and just start asking women out IRL.

Tinder drives me fucking nuts.
Yes.  Do this ASAP.  It's like social power leveling.

Hot women are like Metal Slimes - I will get a huge exp boost if I can score a date, but they keep running away when I approach  :lol

spoiler (click to show/hide)
MOSTLY joking
[close]

Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 10:24:11 PM
Hot.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
She's probably a bit chubby too (given how she only has pics of her face) but... I think I can handle myself now with larger girls.  :doge
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Did I tell you guys I fap to BBW porn now? No? Well now you know.  :doge
[close]
[close]

Links pls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 17, 2017, 10:37:20 PM
Oh thank god, I live for Atra tinder stories, a true content creator here ladies and gentlemen
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 10:45:06 PM
Yeah. See. That's why I get upset when I can't get a date off of tinder.

It means I won't be able to provide quality content to you all.  :-[



 :doge

edit: got another match...
https://imgur.com/a/6KOyD

See, Valkyrie. I wasn't lying when I said that people use tinder to inflate their egos.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 17, 2017, 11:18:21 PM
I never said I didn't believe you. Actually I didn't even reply to that post yet, plus I never had a Tinder so I was just assuming based on stories and stuff I've seen online.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 11:29:45 PM
You don't have to. I was just ranting.

Tinder is probably different in Japan but my god is it a cock carousel in the USA.  :doge

I have yet to make a fake female tinder account but it's probably no different from the time I made a fake 25 y/o female account on OkCupid. I literally had hundreds of men throwing themselves at me. It was fucking insane.

note-to-self: set up venmo account for fake female tinder account...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 18, 2017, 12:29:58 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 10:45:06 PM
Yeah. See. That's why I get upset when I can't get a date off of tinder.

It means I won't be able to provide quality content to you all.  :-[



 :doge

edit: got another match...
https://imgur.com/a/6KOyD

See, Valkyrie. I wasn't lying when I said that people use tinder to inflate their egos.  :doge
Hope you replied with "You're pretty"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 18, 2017, 01:20:23 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 11:29:45 PM
You don't have to. I was just ranting.

Tinder is probably different in Japan but my god is it a cock carousel in the USA.  :doge

I have yet to make a fake female tinder account but it's probably no different from the time I made a fake 25 y/o female account on OkCupid. I literally had hundreds of men throwing themselves at me. It was fucking insane.

note-to-self: set up venmo account for fake female tinder account...

https://twitter.com/ZODIAC_MF/status/872912257080061952
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 18, 2017, 02:12:00 AM
this dating stuff sounds pretty tricky tbh, i'm so glad i don't have to worry about it anymore bc i gave up all hope of ever finding a gf

and then accidentally found the best one
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 18, 2017, 02:55:42 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 17, 2017, 10:45:06 PM
Yeah. See. That's why I get upset when I can't get a date off of tinder.

It means I won't be able to provide quality content to you all.  :-[



 :doge

edit: got another match...
https://imgur.com/a/6KOyD

See, Valkyrie. I wasn't lying when I said that people use tinder to inflate their egos.  :doge

Go for: Would bang, maybe. I've seen prettier girls 3 swipes ago.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 18, 2017, 07:37:15 AM
I had a friend who photoshopped some really bad six pack abs on his Tinder profile picture.  Shit might as well have been drawn in with a crayon.

Worked like a charm :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 18, 2017, 02:24:34 PM
My new nurse friend just preempted my ghosting of her (by moving out of the area ina week) by ghosting me.

Clever girl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 18, 2017, 02:58:54 PM
people come into your life like seasons

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 18, 2017, 03:43:38 PM
people also come into our moms and it's how we got here.

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2017, 08:05:08 AM
Which one?  The one I like?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 19, 2017, 03:03:57 PM
We have the following saying (literal crappy translation):

Ran away from me, I'll follow you; Follow me, I'll run away from you.

Applies to a lot of people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 19, 2017, 05:01:50 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 18, 2017, 11:45:24 PM
Ever heard of that term "move on and she'll come back"? Yep, an ex is trying(and failing) to get back together.

Doesn't matter much to me, though. Wanna see through what I got going on already.

Nut in her and let Allah decide.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 19, 2017, 05:09:37 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 19, 2017, 05:01:50 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 18, 2017, 11:45:24 PM
Ever heard of that term "move on and she'll come back"? Yep, an ex is trying(and failing) to get back together.

Doesn't matter much to me, though. Wanna see through what I got going on already.

Nut in her and let Allah decide.

(http://i.imgur.com/8X5gckO.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2017, 05:18:36 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 19, 2017, 02:48:50 PM
Yep.
You lucky dog 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 06:04:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ykNlCjL.png?1)

That opener is fucking gold. Gets them talking right away :dice

You guys like my follow up message? (http://i.imgur.com/yYIu3kN.gif)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Don't worry I'm leaving that last part off.  :doge
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Actually... I might keep it on because it's obviously a self deprecating joke. (https://i.imgur.com/G36Lf41.png)
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 19, 2017, 06:13:26 PM
No, no, no, you never "well, actually..." someone right off the bat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 06:14:56 PM
goddamnit....  :stahp

I should just shoot my nuts off at this point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2017, 06:22:09 PM
"Sure. As an INTP I'm always up for some research"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2017, 06:23:47 PM
Fuck Rufus, go with your gut, hit send

Do Mupepe's
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 06:25:50 PM
I should just hire Mupepe to do all my tinder messages. I would be drowning in gash. :doge

And she responded back ....thank fucking god...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 06:30:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sLX07TS.png?1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 19, 2017, 06:34:33 PM
Myers-Briggs test :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 06:35:01 PM
It's basically Astrology 2.0
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 19, 2017, 06:36:41 PM
People still bring that up? It was more of a fad than Pokemon GO. And 1000x stupider too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 19, 2017, 06:36:41 PM
People still bring that up? It was more of a fad than Pokemon GO. And 1000x stupider too.
There are websites, blogs, facebook groups, business coaches, and all sorts of online communities dedicated to this shit.

Like I said, it's Astrology 2.0 for the more "reasonable person".  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2017, 06:41:50 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 19, 2017, 06:36:41 PM
People still bring that up? It was more of a fad than Pokemon GO. And 1000x stupider too.
There are websites, blogs, facebook groups, business coaches, and all sorts of online communities dedicated to this shit.

Like I said, it's Astrology 2.0 for the more "reasonable person".  :doge

Yes, and it still doesn't matter in terms of psychology. So I wouldn't really buy her ranking. Go meet up with her and see if you two click.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 06:43:56 PM
Also, she's a Latina like the previous girl I was with.

Hispanic girls seem to have a thing for me for some odd reason. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2017, 06:50:07 PM
But are you into them? :gurl

And are you just hitting it and quitting it or are you going to Facebook official her for 24 hours like last time? :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 06:58:37 PM
I am.  :drool

And definitely not with this one.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
This girl seems to have a future. :doge
[close]

edit: Man, she responds very fast. I think she likes me.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2017, 07:19:17 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 06:58:37 PM
edit: Man, she responds very fast. I think she likes me.  :doge

You know what you must do:

(http://i.imgur.com/2DwYjsN.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 07:39:08 PM
Hmm. This happens sometimes. A tinder match will ignore a question and kinda change the subject.

I guess I'll just send her this next:
(http://i.imgur.com/1k0WYex.png?1)

And yes... I misspelled "matter"...  when I don't catch a typo on tinder it fucks with me so much. :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2017, 07:42:34 PM
Forget the typos. So long as she seems interested, you're in.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2017, 08:02:23 PM
ABC. Always be closing. You're not closing the deal in your messages. Wrap that shit up bro. Stay on point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 08:11:21 PM
I'm so used to girls wanting me to text them for days before we meet up.

I'll try to close soon.

edit: We've only sent each other a total of ten messages so far. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 19, 2017, 08:19:45 PM
Went to a tapas/wine bar place for a bite to eat today. Sat at the bar, a seat over was a girl by herself just drinking wine. She was talking with the bartender about her vacation to Australia (I think), I then asked her "hey, I overheard you just got back from Australia"... she was like "no" and turned around so fast. Never had THAT blatant of a rejection before.

I barely have any courage to approach people I don't know, so of course it's always a big setback when I get that blatantly shut down. Hence why I'm hedging my bets on someone who doesn't even have a pic up. At least she still responds to my messages, unlike what seems every other person who I'll email, they'll write back once, and then go cold after I write a follow up email.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2017, 08:21:46 PM
The West coast east coat thing with the typo makes it honestly easy to misconceive as you musing rather than asking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2017, 08:23:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 08:11:21 PM
I'm so used to girls wanting me to text them for days before we meet up.

I'll try to close soon.

edit: We've only sent each other a total of ten messages so far. :yeshrug
Ah ok. Seemed like you sent more. I just always try to push the convo in a direction that leads to a convenient "oh yeah, we should meet up and do that"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2017, 08:27:08 PM
Tough break, tiesto, just gotta let that shit be water off a duck's back

(https://meliacholy.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/tumblr_njgmt0bfcl1qdewlro1_250.gif)



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 09:01:44 PM
next page.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 09:05:30 PM
I have a work emergency I need to take care of so I went ahead and gave her my number and told her to text me tomorrow if she wants to stay in touch and possibly make plans this weekend.

Probably could've exited a bit more gracefully but oh well. She didn't stop responding after my cringy INTP comment. let's see if she comes through after this.  :doge

Quote from: tiesto on July 19, 2017, 08:19:45 PM
Went to a tapas/wine bar place for a bite to eat today. Sat at the bar, a seat over was a girl by herself just drinking wine. She was talking with the bartender about her vacation to Australia (I think), I then asked her "hey, I overheard you just got back from Australia"... she was like "no" and turned around so fast. Never had THAT blatant of a rejection before.

I barely have any courage to approach people I don't know, so of course it's always a big setback when I get that blatantly shut down. Hence why I'm hedging my bets on someone who doesn't even have a pic up. At least she still responds to my messages, unlike what seems every other person who I'll email, they'll write back once, and then go cold after I write a follow up email.
I've had stuff like that happen to me before.

Nothing burns the soul more than seeing disgust and disapproval emanate from a woman's face you were going to ask out. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2017, 09:17:17 PM
Quote from: tiesto on July 19, 2017, 08:19:45 PM
I barely have any courage to approach people I don't know, so of course it's always a big setback when I get that blatantly shut down. Hence why I'm hedging my bets on someone who doesn't even have a pic up. At least she still responds to my messages, unlike what seems every other person who I'll email, they'll write back once, and then go cold after I write a follow up email.

I know the feeling. It's why I don't do face-to-face interactions and grow feelings of infatuation for men through various game sites/programs and just let it happen over the internet. The rejection is much easier to soothe that way than physically.

(That's not to mention the current relationship troubles, though)

I've been waffling on going to the only gay bar in town since 1) I've never been and 2) I probably should do it just to say I've done it. But a lot of the folks there are going to be in their early 20's or so since it's a college town and I'm not really feeling up for one-night stands with a bunch of early 20 men. I'm sure it'd be Andy's heaven, but that's not the feeling I'm wanting right now. I'm past my "rage" stage (mostly) and wanting to have something more in my life. Hard to describe in this thread to a bunch of straight men.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 09:27:00 PM
As soon as I was hopping onto some work I just matched with her:
(http://i.imgur.com/e71QtF9.png?1)

Had to look up SSC/RACK since I don't know what those are ....aaand now I do. :anhuld  :leon

Asheville girls are fucking wild, mang.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 19, 2017, 09:43:42 PM
jesus christ dude just ask a girl at starbucks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2017, 09:47:02 PM
Fucking go for that chick and let her teach you some things bro
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2017, 09:48:32 PM
For those of us not freak-flag'd enough to know: What is SSC/RACK?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 19, 2017, 09:52:53 PM
it's either a WoW raid or Altra gonna be buying some rope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2017, 09:54:08 PM
Safe sane consensual and rational consensual kink (I don't remember the a). But basically bdsm for people who aren't completely mentally fucked. They don't want to hurt or be hurt and they don't condone unhealthy dom/sub relationships.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 19, 2017, 09:56:22 PM
so she buys 40 shades of grey but swears she doesn't
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 19, 2017, 09:57:51 PM
NO MUGGLES PLS
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 10:05:06 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 19, 2017, 09:57:12 PM
Atra the last time you became a man, now you can become a real man.
What would be a good opener for a girl like this?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 19, 2017, 10:07:17 PM
Goodbye.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2017, 10:09:21 PM
She says she likes poetry. Use that name poetry shit. Or a smiley. Bitches love smileys
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 19, 2017, 10:10:13 PM
tbh explicit direct "rejection" from women is rare enough that when it does happen it's less ego-stomping to me than more subtle rejection, because I figure there is some idiosyncratic reason (e.g., she had a recent bad experience, there are some PUA-esque "rules/game" going on in her head, she's been hit on a ton recently and sick of it, she just feels like being a jerk,  I remind her of someone specific, ... whatever) that probably doesn't generalize
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 10:10:32 PM
I'll have you know, etiolate, that I was spanking and pinning down the last girl that I was with (and it was all consensual, of course).  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 19, 2017, 10:13:00 PM
I'll have you know that a lot of girls are into some kink but the ones that advertise it want more than just some spanking, honey.

Like girls are trained to be reserved, but like any normal person they got their wants. Ones that feel the need to advertise, then that don't mean slap their ass a bit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 10:14:29 PM
 :larry

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Life is too short to be a prude. :cody
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 19, 2017, 10:29:39 PM
She looks like she makes voodoo dolls of the men who ghost her after they find her DIY taxidermy collection of dead roadkills.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 10:34:27 PM
She has some normal pics as well.

Maybe it's a mad max or blade runner related cosplay.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 10:52:39 PM
Hopefully she likes being a sub rather than being a dom because there's no fucking way I'm being a sub. Not being in control of a situation freaks me the fuck out.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 19, 2017, 10:55:19 PM
As I said when you were talking with the drug addict a few months ago, you need a couple mattress monsters in your life to rock your world.  That way years later when you are married and get turned down by your wife for lights-off missionary sex, you can think about the good old days and beat off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2017, 11:22:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 19, 2017, 10:14:29 PM
:larry

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Life is too short to be a prude. :cody
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Please have a safe word ready and make sure she doesn't gag you so you know you can get the safe-word out.

Because, just so you know sweetie: She's going to be the dominate, not you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 20, 2017, 12:27:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A54yfyi00dI
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 20, 2017, 12:57:09 AM
yes you will sub for this girl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 20, 2017, 01:03:24 AM
And there ain't anything wrong with that. :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 20, 2017, 01:27:26 AM
#WhyNotBoth
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 20, 2017, 11:28:54 AM
So many dark haired, blue eyed cuties lately. I think the universe is finally letting up on me. :noah

Also, I just shot BDSM chick a message. So, now we wait.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 20, 2017, 11:33:20 AM
proud of u
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2017, 12:49:11 PM
I'm not. You should have never thrown that cute chubby girl in the bushes. You know nothing, Atra Snow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 20, 2017, 12:59:13 PM
It's funny you should say that since my last name has ties to winter/ice in the Slavic tounge.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
cute chubby girl is looking even prettier in her most recent pics :noah
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 20, 2017, 01:10:36 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2017, 12:49:11 PM
I'm not. You should have never thrown that cute chubby girl in the bushes. You know nothing, Atra Snow.

we'll both be happy when he's married and happy bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 01:14:50 PM
So..

My wife and I have been kicking around the idea of opening up our marriage. Atra's tindr escapades makes me think maybe it could be a thing I do 🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 20, 2017, 01:56:04 PM
I dunno bro. I personally wouldn't be down for that unless my wife was just seeing other women. :thinking

But that's just me.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 02:02:02 PM
No offense bro, but you're not the dude I'm gonna take advice from about security in a relationship :lol

We're both hippy af and have recently been talking frankly about monogamy and initimacy. Our relationship is at point where I know neither of us is going anywhere, and with continuing discussion, honesty, and making maintaining our relationship the number one priority, I think we can pull it off. She's also okay with me being the only one seeking outside the marriage, but I think that kind of inequality could to easily end up toxic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 20, 2017, 02:09:51 PM
Go for it, bro!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 20, 2017, 02:10:22 PM
DO IT. And remember to report back to us about your sexy adventures.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 02:12:04 PM
Guess I might be joining the cast this season
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 20, 2017, 02:28:31 PM
The little angel on my shoulder is saying "Tell him to not do it. It will eventually lead to resentment like it has in the dozens of cases you've seen. It never works."

And the devil on my other should is saying, "Tell him to do it! It will be entertaining!"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 20, 2017, 02:29:35 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 20, 2017, 02:10:22 PM
DO IT. And remember to report back to us about your sexy adventures.
Yeah, it would be lame to post in this thread then be like "I'm not sharing my adventures with you guys." Don't be that guy Cats, unlike SOME borians :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 02:30:17 PM
Yeah, I'm aware I'm setting out to navigate choppy waters

And yeah, I'll share deets.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 20, 2017, 02:43:18 PM
we believe in you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on July 20, 2017, 02:48:03 PM
TBH the stories from Atra are only interesting because he's such a complete fuckup

Someone who has things under control and already pounds pussy like a pro like you won't really make for good television
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 02:51:25 PM
🤔 I'm sure I'll get spergy somehow and it will be entertaining?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 20, 2017, 03:18:11 PM
I might be a fuck up but at least I'm an entertaining fuck up.

Can't really say the same for some of the regulars of the GAF relationship thread or on 4chan's /r9k/ board.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 03:19:55 PM
You're a content creator, no hate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 20, 2017, 03:52:19 PM
you're not a fuck up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on July 20, 2017, 03:56:28 PM
Definitely a fuck up who blessed up one too many times
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 20, 2017, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 19, 2017, 10:36:49 PM
Make sure to rough fuck her in both.

I believe in you.

Both costumes or...  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 04:00:19 PM
I mean, Atra, you have inspired me to go crush some spooky puss, so that's pretty good I'd say
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 20, 2017, 05:03:26 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 02:02:02 PM
No offense bro, but you're not the dude I'm gonna take advice from about security in a relationship :lol

We're both hippy af and have recently been talking frankly about monogamy and initimacy. Our relationship is at point where I know neither of us is going anywhere, and with continuing discussion, honesty, and making maintaining our relationship the number one priority, I think we can pull it off. She's also okay with me being the only one seeking outside the marriage, but I think that kind of inequality could to easily end up toxic

I mean if you don't think it'll ruin your relationship... by all means. But in my experience with folks that do open relationships (and the other person isn't bisexual)... it's not a good track record. Just saying.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 05:06:04 PM
Yeah, I'm aware of the numbers. I have confidence in our ability to reign things in if/when it goes south tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 20, 2017, 05:09:16 PM
I mean people say what you say all the time and then it is endless drama. So... I'm just warning. You do you and all that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 20, 2017, 05:12:45 PM
Only you know your relationship and how strong and elastic it is. You also know if you two are doing this from a healthy start. I feel like the ones that go into this and run into those issues knew they were doing it for the wrong reasons. You got this. Good luck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 05:27:06 PM
I do appreciate the real talk concern, and maybe that will make an entertaining third act for y'all, imma find out
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 20, 2017, 05:42:01 PM
I got the "I'm not looking for a relationship right now" ( aka relationship with me). Responded back that I'm moving in 4 days and I agree a relationship is not ideal.

Trying to squeeze one last drunken bang in but looking unlikely
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 20, 2017, 06:26:53 PM
I believe in you, Spencer.  You still fuck your wife in the ass, which puts you in the 95th percentile of marriages at least.  Usually at your stage in marriage, everyone has put on 20-30 pounds and coming up with lame excuses why you can't have sex once every other week.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 07:10:04 PM
Hey if it blows up in my face at least we'll
spoiler (click to show/hide)
go out swinging
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-5AxFlmK9uI/hqdefault.jpg)
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Steve Contra on July 20, 2017, 07:20:12 PM
I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2017, 08:09:56 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 20, 2017, 07:20:12 PM
I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode  :trumps

Does your lady like black guys?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Steve Contra on July 20, 2017, 08:29:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2017, 08:09:56 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 20, 2017, 07:20:12 PM
I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode  :trumps

Does your lady like black guys?
Aren't you an accountant though :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2017, 09:43:38 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 20, 2017, 08:29:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2017, 08:09:56 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 20, 2017, 07:20:12 PM
I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode  :trumps

Does your lady like black guys?
Aren't you an accountant though :kobeyuck

Wow, didn't know you were prejudiced. I'll have you know that my profession was recently highlighted in a critically acclaimed box office smash, starring Ben Affleck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 20, 2017, 09:45:03 PM
Quote from: Movie PD is talking about
The storyline follows a small-town Illinois certified public accountant with high-functioning autism who actually makes his living uncooking the books of dangerous criminal organizations around the world that are experiencing internal embezzlement.

🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 20, 2017, 09:46:40 PM
Lotta slow joeys itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mglyYifnML8
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 21, 2017, 02:52:33 AM
What happened?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 21, 2017, 07:00:02 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 21, 2017, 06:50:02 AM
Somehow I have a date with a cute Brazilian girl on Sunday. How the fuck is this supposed to work?

Don't talk of Hillary.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 21, 2017, 07:22:00 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 21, 2017, 07:00:02 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 21, 2017, 06:50:02 AM
Somehow I have a date with a cute Brazilian girl on Sunday. How the fuck is this supposed to work?

Don't talk of Hillary.


Or wanting to murder Bernie Sanders.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 21, 2017, 07:22:18 AM
BDSM chick unmatched me last night without ever responding to my first message.   :'(

Guess she had a lapse of judgment swiped right on me thinking I was some Charles Bronson (the prisoner) type.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 21, 2017, 08:27:25 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 21, 2017, 06:50:02 AM
Somehow I have a date with a cute Brazilian girl on Sunday. How the fuck is this supposed to work?
Give her the caralho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2017, 10:13:09 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 21, 2017, 07:22:00 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 21, 2017, 07:00:02 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 21, 2017, 06:50:02 AM
Somehow I have a date with a cute Brazilian girl on Sunday. How the fuck is this supposed to work?

Don't talk of Hillary.


Or wanting to murder Bernie Sanders.
Or bring a guitar
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 21, 2017, 10:16:46 AM
Don't go
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2017, 10:19:53 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 21, 2017, 07:22:18 AM
BDSM chick unmatched me last night without ever responding to my first message.   :'(

Guess she had a lapse of judgment swiped right on me thinking I was some Charles Bronson (the prisoner) type.
Gee, wonder where she could have gotten that idea? :comeon

Still dude, you're a hero for even trying, unlike a certain Borian that hasn't made any progress out there. :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2017, 10:20:54 AM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 20, 2017, 07:20:12 PM
I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode  :trumps
Wait Steve-o. Weren't you the one posting that your relationship was on the ropes not too long ago?  Or am I misremembering?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Steve Contra on July 21, 2017, 11:38:01 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2017, 10:20:54 AM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 20, 2017, 07:20:12 PM
I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode  :trumps
Wait Steve-o. Weren't you the one posting that your relationship was on the ropes not too long ago?  Or am I misremembering?
Yeah, that's a long story :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 12:12:03 PM
Well we helped each other with photos and profiles and I'm swiping furiously this morning
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 21, 2017, 12:34:54 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 21, 2017, 11:38:01 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2017, 10:20:54 AM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 20, 2017, 07:20:12 PM
I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode  :trumps
Wait Steve-o. Weren't you the one posting that your relationship was on the ropes not too long ago?  Or am I misremembering?
Yeah, that's a long story :trumps

Are you still married?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Steve Contra on July 21, 2017, 12:42:11 PM
Yeah, better than ever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2017, 12:43:53 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 12:12:03 PM
Well we helped each other with photos and profiles and I'm swiping furiously this morning
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/165/377/8a2.gif)
I've seen this trainwreck before but it never gets old! You da real MVP Cats!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 21, 2017, 12:47:55 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 21, 2017, 12:42:11 PM
Yeah, better than ever.

New wife?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 12:58:48 PM
In the mean time, between us the sex has been lit af


There's something about accepting each other as sexual beings that makes you fuck like crazy 🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 21, 2017, 01:24:03 PM
Why would you cancel?  Am I missing something about her being Brazilian that's throwing you off?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 21, 2017, 01:28:23 PM
An Iranian friend got told by a Brazilian friend that if you don't try making out with a Brazilian girl on the first date she'll consider you rude. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 21, 2017, 01:28:40 PM
you'll be fine, brochacho.  Just think of positive things toku would say.  bless up and all that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 21, 2017, 01:39:49 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 21, 2017, 01:28:23 PM
An Iranian friend got told by a Brazilian friend that if you don't try making out with a Brazilian girl on the first date she'll consider you rude.

But don't go too far or she'll cut you gringo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 01:48:52 PM
When you get a notification saying someone liked you swipe to find out who, does that mean I got a super like? How do I see that? Not seeing it in app anywhere
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 21, 2017, 01:58:11 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 21, 2017, 07:22:18 AM
BDSM chick unmatched me last night without ever responding to my first message.   :'(

Guess she had a lapse of judgment swiped right on me thinking I was some Charles Bronson (the prisoner) type.

What about Vicky tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 21, 2017, 02:06:59 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 01:48:52 PM
When you get a notification saying someone liked you swipe to find out who, does that mean I got a super like? How do I see that? Not seeing it in app anywhere

It means somebody liked you who you haven't made a left or eight swipe on yet.

BTW do your profiles mention the whole poly thing?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 02:11:51 PM
Oh! Yeah they do 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 21, 2017, 02:13:45 PM
Quote from: Raist on July 21, 2017, 01:58:11 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 21, 2017, 07:22:18 AM
BDSM chick unmatched me last night without ever responding to my first message.   :'(

Guess she had a lapse of judgment swiped right on me thinking I was some Charles Bronson (the prisoner) type.

What about Vicky tho.
She ghosted as well.

As well as another girl I was chatting with. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 02:16:22 PM
Swiped right on a transgender girl :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2017, 02:21:24 PM
This is shaping up to be an even better season than last. We gonna eat!

(https://media.giphy.com/media/11YnhacgaLzjcQ/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 21, 2017, 02:25:08 PM
TFW there's trans girls that literally look just like cis female super models and then there's hundreds of cis woman that look like besada's twin sister. :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 02:25:26 PM
My wife was both previously aware I might right swipe some TGs and aware of that particular one :yeshrug


There is an incredibly plethora of attractive women near me, gonna take at least a few days to swipe through the deck. I maxed out for 12 hrs already
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 04:28:00 PM
So far I have 0 matches and my wife is over tinder because while she has multiple everyone is being a pig to her, pilot might get cancelled
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 21, 2017, 04:47:26 PM
Try bumble. Like tinder, but less bots. Women have to respond first too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 21, 2017, 05:31:00 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 04:28:00 PM
So far I have 0 matches and my wife is over tinder because while she has multiple everyone is being a pig to her, pilot might get cancelled

There's MeetMe, I know Boy Toy used it for... um... you know.

There's also a few other apps, I'd have to check with him on the straight versions of "post-Tinder" hook-up apps.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 05:39:21 PM
As previously mentioned, I at least know at least one person has liked but with the like limit and so many good lookin girls on there, it could take me a very long time to get through the stack. Idk, might transition this to an "if the opportunity arises" scenario rather than seeking


Tfw when you realize there's been a typo in your profile :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 21, 2017, 05:45:05 PM
Show us this profile, so we can compare and contrast with Atra's. Or just PM me it if you don't want to photoshop your face out. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 06:03:47 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 21, 2017, 05:45:05 PM
Show us this profile, so we can compare and contrast with Atra's. Or just PM me it if you don't want to photoshop your face out. :doge

I emailed it to ya :yeshrug

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 21, 2017, 06:13:13 PM
You're a good-looking dude.  :-*

Your wife helped with that profile? It's pretty straight forward and saying what you want. I don't know why she'd be striking out with men outside of maybe "open-relationship" on the profile.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 06:13:53 PM
She's not striking out, the guys she's matching with are :lol being too aggressive for her or too timid and also unbelieving in an aggressive manner of her authenticity. She did. It is straight forward, we don't want there to be any confusion with anyone swiping right about what our goals are
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 21, 2017, 06:16:29 PM
Oh. Oh Oh. Yeah. I can see why that'd be tough for her. Dating sites for straights are like 90% dicks to 10% puss ratio. So she's drowning in a bunch of creepy thursty bastards. Boy toy even mentioned that for our adventures in the north. :lol

If they aren't believing it: I'd buy it. I don't think there's a lot of "swingers" on Tinder. Compared to like the gay side/Grindr where you'll see plenty of couples because those couples want to flip-flop on you or want to watch the other get fucked/sucked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 21, 2017, 06:17:02 PM
Here's my most recent bio:
(http://i.imgur.com/hX1ypm7.png?2)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
FAST FACT: Pictures are everything on tinder. If you don't have good or amusing photos of yourself or you're not that attractive you're going to get ignored.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Which is what is happening to me. :noah
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 21, 2017, 06:21:18 PM
Haha... Easygoing.

Such a good lie...  :doge

*white knuckling through life*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 06:29:56 PM
Just got a prepaid visa thank you at work, mebbe I should try the plus side of tinder
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2017, 06:32:31 PM
Cats is a good looking dude? Why do I not have a PM from you man?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2017, 06:33:19 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 21, 2017, 06:17:02 PM
Here's my most recent bio:
(http://i.imgur.com/hX1ypm7.png?2)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
FAST FACT: Pictures are everything on tinder. If you don't have good or amusing photos of yourself or you're not that attractive you're going to get ignored.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Which is what is happening to me. :noah
[close]
[close]
The garfeel one was better.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 21, 2017, 06:33:40 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 21, 2017, 06:17:02 PM
Here's my most recent bio:
(http://i.imgur.com/hX1ypm7.png?2)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
FAST FACT: Pictures are everything on tinder. If you don't have good or amusing photos of yourself or you're not that attractive you're going to get ignored.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Which is what is happening to me. :noah
[close]
[close]

That's a good bio!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 21, 2017, 06:34:30 PM
I'd drop that third paragraph, to be honest Atra. While I get what you're going for, it's pretty repellent IMO.

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2017, 06:32:31 PM
Cats is a good looking dude? Why do I not have a PM from you man?

His desires are unconventional. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 21, 2017, 06:38:29 PM
I thought paragraph 3 was funny.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 06:39:15 PM
Cats and Puppy 🤔

If you want to see my profile too just pm an email to send it to, I'm at work and don't really wanna host the pics either

What would be so wrong with a fertility cult, Atra? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 21, 2017, 06:43:29 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 21, 2017, 06:38:29 PM
I thought paragraph 3 was funny.

It is. But it basically throws the religious out the window. Which may be what Atra wants, but if he's looking to screw AND not date: That's throwing potential pussy out the window.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 21, 2017, 07:22:27 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 21, 2017, 06:43:29 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 21, 2017, 06:38:29 PM
I thought paragraph 3 was funny.

It is. But it basically throws the religious out the window. Which may be what Atra wants, but if he's looking to screw AND not date: That's throwing potential pussy out the window.

Fair enough. I can't even hold a non-shallow conversation with certain groups of people (extreme religious and/or republican [there's usually crossover]), let alone sleep with them. But if some people can hold their nose and hookup, more power to them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 21, 2017, 08:52:51 PM
you don't want to be lured into an existing cult but what about starting a cult together? my gf and I have been talking a lot about this lately, along with the sex lives of marine mollusks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on July 21, 2017, 10:27:35 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2017, 02:16:22 PM
Swiped right on a transgender girl :rejoice

Muckhole likes to bust a nut to a transgender now and then, its more common than you think
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 22, 2017, 08:30:04 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 21, 2017, 01:24:03 PM
Why would you cancel?  Am I missing something about her being Brazilian that's throwing you off?

He's a Hillary stan, he hates South America
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 22, 2017, 09:29:39 AM
But Brazilian booties!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 22, 2017, 09:50:22 AM
I went out with a Brazilian au-pair a few years back. She was like 6', thicc, not bad looking at all. But wasn't terribly interested in a second date.  :-\

Also the girl I was supposed to go out with yesterday, who didn't have a pic, flaked on me. Not having a good week/month/year/whatever dating-wise.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 22, 2017, 09:57:30 AM
The girl I've been seeing the last couple months is one of the worst "how do i adult lol" offenders I've come across.

She's still DTF and is down for just about everything so I'm sticking around for now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 01:20:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6fxa7lM.png?1)

First match since changing my bio to something less crazy.  :dunno :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 22, 2017, 01:25:24 PM
you can do better
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 22, 2017, 01:28:31 PM
Millennials were a mistake.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 01:35:38 PM
Alternatively:
(http://i.imgur.com/savX8D8.png?1)

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 22, 2017, 01:43:49 PM
First one is at least less crazy. You should at least undo that swipe left and put it right.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 01:46:53 PM
"Are you a fan of Anita Sarkeesamo and Social Studies Warriors?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 22, 2017, 01:57:53 PM
shoulda just made art/my logo and let go dating breh. embrace mild asceticism.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: toku on July 22, 2017, 01:57:53 PM
shoulda just made art/my logo and let go dating breh. embrace mild asceticism.
I do need to get back on that stuff.

I just miss having someone to snuggle up with in my bed. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 22, 2017, 02:03:32 PM
the flesh is weak
serve a god instead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 22, 2017, 02:21:49 PM
Yeah bang that poly queer intj girl with the big tits
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 22, 2017, 02:22:16 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 22, 2017, 01:58:26 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 22, 2017, 01:25:24 PM
you can do better

No he can not. What kind of shit advice is this?

Fuck the goddamn SSW chick, Atra.

I didnt say not to try and fuck her. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 22, 2017, 02:24:59 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 22, 2017, 01:43:49 PM
First one is at least less crazy. You should at least undo that swipe left and put it right.

Objection.

Quote
Intersectional feminist
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 02:48:25 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 22, 2017, 02:21:49 PM
Yeah bang that poly queer intj girl with the big tits
Any good openers you can think of for this girl, Mups?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 22, 2017, 03:05:28 PM
She doesn't give a lot to work with but I'm direct when women have the DGAF attitude. So if it was me I would put a "I'm going to get straight to the point, want to grab some tacos and a drink?" Or something along those lines. High risk maneuver but her profile reads like she is uncomfortable putting herself out there and so I would be more aggressive. Maybe add in a qualifier "your bio is to the point. I like that so I will be too..." And ask her out
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 22, 2017, 03:29:55 PM
I'm going to get right to the point: I wanna fuck you like an animal. Do you accept this proposal?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 22, 2017, 03:38:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: toku on July 22, 2017, 01:57:53 PM
shoulda just made art/my logo and let go dating breh. embrace mild asceticism.
I do need to get back on that stuff.

I just miss having someone to snuggle up with in my bed. :noah

Could be snuggling with that chubby girl right now but no, you had to pull a Dufus
:snoop

You're cursed now, the only way to lift it is to DM her on Facebook.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 03:40:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 22, 2017, 03:38:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: toku on July 22, 2017, 01:57:53 PM
shoulda just made art/my logo and let go dating breh. embrace mild asceticism.
I do need to get back on that stuff.

I just miss having someone to snuggle up with in my bed. :noah

Could be snuggling with that chubby girl right now but no, you had to pull a Dufus
:snoop

You're cursed now, the only way to lift it is to DM her on Facebook.
It's too late. She has a chubby nerd bf now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 22, 2017, 03:44:59 PM
Maybe they'll break up in 24 hours like you did? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 03:46:17 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 22, 2017, 03:05:28 PM
She doesn't give a lot to work with but I'm direct when women have the DGAF attitude. So if it was me I would put a "I'm going to get straight to the point, want to grab some tacos and a drink?" Or something along those lines. High risk maneuver but her profile reads like she is uncomfortable putting herself out there and so I would be more aggressive. Maybe add in a qualifier "your bio is to the point. I like that so I will be too..." And ask her out
Done.
(http://i.imgur.com/nGkH1bY.png?1)

Now we play the waiting game.

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 22, 2017, 03:29:55 PM
I'm going to get right to the point: I wanna fuck you like an animal. Do you accept this proposal?
And this is how not to court women as a heterosexual male.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 22, 2017, 03:57:08 PM
Tell you're cis-male but know how to locate the clit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 22, 2017, 04:00:34 PM
I find being honest works well on Tinder. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 22, 2017, 05:25:18 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 03:46:17 PM
And this is how not to court women as a heterosexual male.  :doge

And this is how you don't take a joke.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 22, 2017, 08:01:43 PM
Got a couple matches, one for sure a bot, one I'm assuming is a bot because of how they responded, and one 19 year old that wants me to smoke her out that isn't quite attractive enough for it to be worth it for the situation

Also got bumble and spent the 8 bucks that lets me see who likes me, gotten 3 potentials so far but haven't matched them. Find myself being pretty picky since my wife and I are bangin each other out like crazy since we're alll horned up from this
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 22, 2017, 08:27:15 PM
Don't you have any IRL friends you could pursue? Or go to a bar or even some kinda swinging party?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 22, 2017, 08:38:20 PM
Will probably give goin out a try soonish
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 22, 2017, 08:43:03 PM
Why not look into swinger communities? Not hard to find hot, young couples or single guys or chicks who want to have fun.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 09:12:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gXM5ile.png?1)

Ha. Okay, now what.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 22, 2017, 09:13:10 PM
I think that depends if this is something they're trying to do together or apart. Seems if they went to a party the wife would be gone in like 5 minutes and Cats would have to spend a bunch of time on his own.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 22, 2017, 09:13:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 09:12:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gXM5ile.png?1)

Ha. Okay, now what.  :doge
Oh shit. She's too clever for you. Run!

edit: you should reply "Depends on the number of tacos in said pyramid scheme"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 22, 2017, 09:14:26 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 22, 2017, 09:11:26 PM
Just put up a craigslist add. What's the worst that could happen?
His dick will get infested with something, and fall off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 22, 2017, 09:15:04 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 22, 2017, 09:14:26 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 22, 2017, 09:11:26 PM
Just put up a craigslist add. What's the worst that could happen?
His dick will get infested with something, and fall off.
Pshaw, that'll only happen if he manages to survive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 22, 2017, 09:25:32 PM
"I'm going to need to hear your pitch. I can't join a scheme I don't believe in.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 09:27:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/t9qvuDV.png?1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 22, 2017, 09:31:32 PM
Hrm...And said bonus is in tacos? We should meet to discuss this proposition.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 22, 2017, 09:33:24 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 22, 2017, 09:14:26 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 22, 2017, 09:11:26 PM
Just put up a craigslist add. What's the worst that could happen?
His dick will get infested with something, and fall off.

That's only if you don't research and vouch them and ask for tests. I've done Craigslist one or two times (before it got it's seedy reputation) and had no issues.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 22, 2017, 09:55:05 PM
Should have asked her if her pyramid scheme is inter-sectional feminism. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on July 22, 2017, 10:18:11 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 03:40:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 22, 2017, 03:38:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 22, 2017, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: toku on July 22, 2017, 01:57:53 PM
shoulda just made art/my logo and let go dating breh. embrace mild asceticism.
I do need to get back on that stuff.

I just miss having someone to snuggle up with in my bed. :noah

Could be snuggling with that chubby girl right now but no, you had to pull a Dufus
:snoop

You're cursed now, the only way to lift it is to DM her on Facebook.
It's too late. She has a chubby nerd bf now.

Well sure, but in two days, he could break up with her.   :rollsafe

edit:  shit, nevermind, forgot to scroll down, I see timu already made that joke.  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 22, 2017, 11:15:24 PM
Craigslist around here is seedy af
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 23, 2017, 12:26:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/A6ec5vj.png?1)

Okay. I gotta segway out of this banter.

As far as tinder discussion "novelty" is concerned we're already beating a dead horse with a stick.

edit: It's nice to finally have someone play along with my nonsense but... I want to have those lush nerdy feminist boobs on my face soon.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 23, 2017, 12:41:18 AM
Why is it always so embarrassing to read what you've sent girls?

:kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 23, 2017, 12:45:17 AM
 I'm not really saying any of this. I'm just crowdsourcing messages from the bore. Seems to be working so far. :trumps

edit: Also, "normal conversations" go over well like a wet fart on tinder if you're not a hot guy.

There's a certain level of goofiness/cheese that's acceptable because it shows that you're not some slick PUA fuckboy spitting hot bars trying manipulate your way into some girl's pants.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Instead, I'm a doofy guy spitting weird corny shit trying to covertly get into some girl's pants. They'll never see it coming.  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2017, 01:31:42 AM
Ask her if her conjoined triangle is promised for success. :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 23, 2017, 01:46:54 AM
Gracias.  :playa

I used to be more on the ball with this stuff...

Now I just second guess myself all the time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 23, 2017, 03:25:04 AM
I'm going to regret posting this because it'll blow my cover of still having my shit together for the last 3 years or so and not needing to post here, but eh...fuck it.

So when I stopped playing FFXIV this week (because I was addicted so I went cold turkey) I quickly realized that my MMO addiction over the last 6 months had been a way to fill a hole in my heart/life that had opened being alone for the last year of my life since I split with my ex. Now that I've stopped playing FFXIV, and I have time to think and ponder and feel, I'm really fucking lonely and depressed and I'm sleeping a lot. I know I need to exercise to break the cycle but it's hard when I just want to sleep. It's also not as if I just stopped dating for the last 15 months I've been single (which is the longest I've been single since I worked through my social anxiety issues 4-5 years ago), I've been on a handful of dates and sent tons of messages on online dating sites since January when I decided to start dating again, but everything's been a reject. Only had one 2nd date this year and haven't even kissed anyone or held anyone in 15 months.

To be honest I was better off last year after I split with my ex and took a break from dating. Was nice being single, had a lot going on and had fun, didn't even think about it for long while. But eventually started thinking about dating more and more and so I got back on the ride in January and 7 months later, having zero luck is pretty bad feels. I miss having someone to go and do weekend trips with, to go wine tasting with, or food touring with. I miss someone to go try new restaurants with, or go to concerts with instead of going alone (especially since so many couples at concerts). At my age in mid-30s all my friends are married or in long-term relationships and I have zero luck with social meetups lately as everyone is way too young and we don't have much in common.

All the dates the matchmaker I was working with has introduced me to have been kinda disasters which is what happens when someone who doesn't know you really well tries to find people that "match" with you. The last person I got matched with never owned a tv. While I'm a fan of opposites attract, I don't think that's a good match with someone like me who spends probably 50% of their day at a computer or tv.

Not really sure where I'm going with this, other than unfortunately I'm in a depression and feeling really lonely. Hopefully I'll be able to get back to exercise tomorrow and doing that daily will lift the mood. I have been going out, in fact the day I stopped playing FFXIV I texted about 15 people to see if anyone was free and I was out all night at a social hangout and am sailing tomorrow. So I'm still being social, but idk everything related to dating/love/lonely just sucks right now fuck fuck fuck boo :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 23, 2017, 10:44:05 AM
Bebs, seems you and I are in the same boat (except replace MMOs with offline RPGs), just keep your chin up and putting yourself out there... My next few weeks are gonna be busy so I'll use this time to take a break from Match. Sometimes you just need to disconnect from the dating world for a bit. Maybe reconnect with old friends and acquaintances (that's what I've been trying to do lately, at least)?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 23, 2017, 11:35:48 AM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 23, 2017, 01:36:55 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 23, 2017, 12:26:01 AM
As far as tinder discussion "novelty" is concerned we're already beating a dead horse with a stick.

edit: It's nice to finally have someone play along with my nonsense but... I want to have those lush nerdy feminist boobs on my face soon.  :doge

"I heard they have good margaritas at [insert place here]"

There.
Just add "Thursday at x time work?" and you're done.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 23, 2017, 02:17:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZrWwqPt.png?1)

Almost there...

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 23, 2017, 03:34:57 PM
"Tuesday shoot me a message what your week is like and we can go from there."

:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 23, 2017, 04:31:11 PM
"I spend all week posting updates of my pursuit of you to a forum full of people who eat taco ball as a form of worship."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2017, 04:51:05 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 23, 2017, 03:34:57 PM
"Tuesday shoot me a message what your week is like and we can go from there."

:yeshrug

Good idea. Leave the ball in her court and start looking at other options too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 23, 2017, 05:32:58 PM
I'll probably keep the "live posting" to a minimum now that I'm starting to get back into the swing of things. 

Takes a while for me to find my mojo.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 23, 2017, 08:02:26 PM
i believe in you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 23, 2017, 08:06:01 PM
When u have to get up early 2 nut b4 the kids wake up  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 23, 2017, 10:35:20 PM
Honestly, you should have bailed out at "intersectional feminist". 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 23, 2017, 11:16:30 PM
It'll be fine.

I'm just getting more life experience and much more funny/amusing stories to tell.

Also, summer seems to be a very slow month for me when it comes to meeting women. It's weird that I'm not getting as many matches I did during fall 2016.

Probably has something to do with fall being "cuffing season".
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cuffing%20Season&amp=true&defid=6087472
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 12:08:39 AM
Just got my second match with the rebooted bio.  :doge

(http://i.imgur.com/L6oYDJr.png?2)

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(http://i.imgur.com/AhybMOw.png?1)
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Oh god...

Note-to-self: don't put "open minded" "easygoing" or "nerd" in my bio.  :what

edit: If it weren't for those two guys (especially the one on my right) I would be all " :leon " but nah, fuck this shit. Fuck it so hard.  :badass
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 12:20:10 AM
I'll message her later and see what's up.

*shudders*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 24, 2017, 12:36:29 AM
pansexual gamer

(https://i.imgur.com/WvbVLKy.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 24, 2017, 12:37:23 AM
for someone who lives in south carolina you being hella sharp knees breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 12:49:27 AM
She's a collective ...of nerds.  :doge

edit: toku, this girl is probably right up your alley:
https://imgur.com/a/hqZdw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 24, 2017, 01:03:04 AM
be open atra, let the ocean wash over you, let the experiences rain on your face, learn what things taste like, get scared, get scary

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 24, 2017, 04:27:38 AM
Oh hell yeah. She's into bondage? Get in on that shit, you wuss. Forget the fact her profile is a huge red flag and at least try bondage once.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 24, 2017, 04:47:26 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 12:08:39 AM
Just got my second match with the rebooted bio.  :doge

(http://i.imgur.com/L6oYDJr.png?2)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/AhybMOw.png?1)
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Oh god...

Note-to-self: don't put "open minded" "easygoing" or "nerd" in my bio.  :what

edit: If it weren't for those two guys (especially the one on my right) I would be all " :leon " but nah, fuck this shit. Fuck it so hard.  :badass


I'd say bang the band  :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 24, 2017, 05:06:44 AM
Bondage is love. So I'm also voting for bondage-girl.
:lawd

Edit: Her bio screams of Tumblr, but who cares.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 24, 2017, 07:52:18 AM
In less than a decade she'll live in a suburb, drive a mini van and be married to an insurance salesmen.  So fuck her before she becomes boring.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 09:28:31 AM
I'm trying to figure out where to even start with... this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 24, 2017, 09:33:00 AM
She's people, it's OK.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 24, 2017, 09:37:25 AM
Maybe thoe one she lives with is the other girl. You might get lucky :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 24, 2017, 10:34:15 AM
Atra, I swear to god if you don't just shut up and smash this

Tinder and bumble continue to be nothing burgers for me, might have to change strategies and go out and meet real people 🙄 Part of the problem is probably me having high standards, but shit my wife is hot and I'm not gonna settle for less when I could just stay in 😅
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 24, 2017, 10:41:23 AM
Narrator: Meanwhile Cat's wife was having no problem.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 24, 2017, 10:46:07 AM
Well, of course, she's an attractive woman not needing any strings, we know it would be like that and she's not moving forward unless I have viable options
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 24, 2017, 10:57:20 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 09:28:31 AM
I'm trying to figure out where to even start with... this.
Just remember it's not always sexual in the way you might think. Some like to be tied up and teased only, some do it for art/photos only, some do it for attention, and some do it because it helps them relax (kinda like meditation). I think you should be careful how you mention the whole bondage thing though. Instead of saying "I'd love to fuck the shit out of you in those ropes", try something like "You look really beautiful in your box-tie". Compliment her without sounding thirsty. Other than that I wouldn't really say much unless she starts talking about it beyond thanking you (assuming she's polite enough). If you really wanna try to impress her, say Ushiro Takatekote instead of boxtie. Good luck. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 24, 2017, 12:37:44 PM
I get kinda Texas chainsaw massacre/satanic cult vibes from that group pic. :noooo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 24, 2017, 12:44:56 PM
Really? I get a "We like to LARP" vibe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 24, 2017, 12:59:37 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 24, 2017, 12:44:56 PM
Really? I get a "We like to LARP" vibe.
Don't make fun of pansexual poly apache helicopter pancake feminists.

"STDs? You name it, we have 'em!"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 24, 2017, 01:07:52 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 24, 2017, 12:37:44 PM
I get kinda Texas chainsaw massacre/satanic cult vibes from that group pic. :noooo

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://www.usanetwork.com/sites/usanetwork/files/2017/04/the_purge.jpg)
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 24, 2017, 01:09:00 PM
damn beps didnt you just get into ff14 like last year and it was your first mmo?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 01:42:31 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 24, 2017, 10:57:20 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 09:28:31 AM
I'm trying to figure out where to even start with... this.
Just remember it's not always sexual in the way you might think. Some like to be tied up and teased only, some do it for art/photos only, some do it for attention, and some do it because it helps them relax (kinda like meditation). I think you should be careful how you mention the whole bondage thing though. Instead of saying "I'd love to fuck the shit out of you in those ropes", try something like "You look really beautiful in your box-tie". Compliment her without sounding thirsty. Other than that I wouldn't really say much unless she starts talking about it beyond thanking you (assuming she's polite enough). If you really wanna try to impress her, say Ushiro Takatekote instead of boxtie. Good luck. :lol
I dunno...

I mean, I guess I'll say what you recommended but I also need to get an idea of what her true end goal is for me.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 24, 2017, 02:27:17 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 01:42:31 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 24, 2017, 10:57:20 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 09:28:31 AM
I'm trying to figure out where to even start with... this.
Just remember it's not always sexual in the way you might think. Some like to be tied up and teased only, some do it for art/photos only, some do it for attention, and some do it because it helps them relax (kinda like meditation). I think you should be careful how you mention the whole bondage thing though. Instead of saying "I'd love to fuck the shit out of you in those ropes", try something like "You look really beautiful in your box-tie". Compliment her without sounding thirsty. Other than that I wouldn't really say much unless she starts talking about it beyond thanking you (assuming she's polite enough). If you really wanna try to impress her, say Ushiro Takatekote instead of boxtie. Good luck. :lol
I dunno...

I mean, I guess I'll say what you recommended but I also need to get an idea of what her true end goal is for me.  :doge

Share all the best things she has to offer to the world with you, even if for a brief moment  :-*

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Like gonorrhea
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 24, 2017, 02:47:14 PM
"I've never tried enjoying the outdoors"  :lol / :mouf
I implore you to pursue this lady
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 24, 2017, 04:33:33 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 24, 2017, 10:57:20 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 09:28:31 AM
I'm trying to figure out where to even start with... this.
Just remember it's not always sexual in the way you might think. Some like to be tied up and teased only, some do it for art/photos only, some do it for attention, and some do it because it helps them relax (kinda like meditation). I think you should be careful how you mention the whole bondage thing though. Instead of saying "I'd love to fuck the shit out of you in those ropes", try something like "You look really beautiful in your box-tie". Compliment her without sounding thirsty. Other than that I wouldn't really say much unless she starts talking about it beyond thanking you (assuming she's polite enough). If you really wanna try to impress her, say Ushiro Takatekote instead of boxtie. Good luck. :lol

This girl bonds.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 24, 2017, 05:08:19 PM
Matched with a 19 yo alternative qt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 24, 2017, 06:34:05 PM
Is it weird that the biggest red flag in that tinder profile posted to me is not caring about politics? Like normally it's whatever, but seriously how the fuck do you live in the Trump era and not care about what is going on with the country? Like to the point where you feel proud to proclaim it on your profile? To me that flags that at best you're a privileged white person with little empathy.

Quote from: Premium Lager on July 24, 2017, 01:09:00 PM
damn beps didnt you just get into ff14 like last year and it was your first mmo?

Yeah, but replace FF14 with heroine and it makes more sense. An addiction is an addiction  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 06:37:54 PM
I should've shown the pic of her all decked out in a Warcraft Night Elf costume.

Some people rather escape into fantasy than acknowledge the harsh realities of this world.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 24, 2017, 07:01:40 PM
and you're out here trying to get your dick wet like democracy dies

bless up tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 24, 2017, 08:23:18 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 06:37:54 PM
I should've shown the pic of her all decked out in a Warcraft Night Elf costume.

Some people rather escape into fantasy than acknowledge the harsh realities of this world.

Quote from: toku on July 24, 2017, 07:01:40 PM
and you're out here trying to get your dick wet like democracy dies

bless up tho

Yeah, I need to stop being political in hook up posts. Sorry, it's a pet peeve of mine. Trump pisses me off daily, so it's always on my mind and kinda bleeds into everything.

But! In more fun talk, since we were talking about bondage, like all my past gfs have been into being tied up but idk how do that fancy rope stuff, so it's just been like a shoelace ribbon tie hands behind the back, or arms & legs tied to each of the bed posts kinda thing. Where do you even learn how do tie like that? Youtube tutorials?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 24, 2017, 08:46:56 PM
Tisk tisk beps

I'd fuck a Jill stein supporter if I could
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 24, 2017, 08:56:25 PM
A lot of people don't want to be dealing with politics because it's mostly tribalistic bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 24, 2017, 10:19:51 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 24, 2017, 08:57:38 PM
That date yesterday went okay. I was slightly hungover, but I made sure I was put together decently. We had some nice conversation. I can't decide if I want to text her to follow up.

I say go for it, unless I know for a fact I'm not interested, I'll definitely try for a second date, even if the date went "OK". Sometimes, people are quite guarded on a first date and only really show more of their personality on date 2 or 3.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 24, 2017, 10:46:29 PM
Got a more age appropriate cute match who is in the cannabis industry, things picking up?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on July 25, 2017, 01:23:39 AM
Got matched on Bumble this weekend with a woman I had thought about messaging on OKC. She messaged me and asked what my specific role is (my profile mentions I work in VR) and if I can make VR better.

I must've taken her too literally or something because now the conversation is gone :(

Also I saw another porn star on Tinder. Apparently she also does standup comedy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 25, 2017, 02:02:08 AM
That feeling when you message someone days ago and they keep checking your profile each day but don't reply.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 25, 2017, 03:36:59 AM
So uh I've never used dating apps before but I downloaded this app called Bumble, and within 5 minutes of swiping I realized this is not the way I wanna do things.

It's too hard to not judge people based on their looks since that's all you have there. It was either "Ew no" or "Meh, he's probably too cocky". 90% of them gave me the "I'm clingy, unxperienced and I only do missionary" vibe. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 25, 2017, 03:50:04 AM
Might just be the app. What about Tinder or OKC?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 25, 2017, 04:19:04 AM
Feels like it's more than that. I really don't want a relationship, and at the same time I can't imagine having sex with a stranger. There would be a huge lack of intimacy and stuff like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on July 25, 2017, 06:21:23 AM
Might join the Tinder game again.

Not sure if I should rewrite bio or just keep it as is:

"Building my brand™"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 25, 2017, 07:04:10 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 25, 2017, 04:19:04 AM
Feels like it's more than that. I really don't want a relationship, and at the same time I can't imagine having sex with a stranger. There would be a huge lack of intimacy and stuff like that.

There's definitely inbetweens and I'd argue that online dating in 2017 is pretty much the best way to find that kinda stuff, but unless you have the luck you're gonna deal with a lot of messy human interactions as a side effect. Like guys saying they want something casual but then falling in a needy relationship desiring way, or guys being too aggressive and pushing sex without intimacy. Plus having to deal with all the hundreds of lewd mysogynist messages.

Then again, can't hurt (much) to at least give it a try with a few apps, messaging a few people, etc...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 25, 2017, 07:04:48 AM
I think July is going to end up being a bust month for me.

Going to see if I can have one of my photographer friends help me take much more interesting photos of myself once August rolls around.
My headshot that I use for work and two selfies just aren't cutting it.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 25, 2017, 09:21:57 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 25, 2017, 04:19:04 AM
Feels like it's more than that. I really don't want a relationship, and at the same time I can't imagine having sex with a stranger. There would be a huge lack of intimacy and stuff like that.
All I can say is: Don't 'upgrade' friends. :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 25, 2017, 12:43:43 PM
:holeup :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2017, 01:18:00 PM
Got the most promising match yet, cute 26 yo in an open relationship -- so far the 19 yo who wanted me to come over immediately with weed is the only conversation that went anywhere but I'm thinking one of these will pan out, I at least feel like I'm getting closer

Meanwhile the sex life with wifey is still on fire 🔥 we're talking about taking a hike soon to go fuck in the woods
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 25, 2017, 01:20:12 PM
What's the accepted protocol for asking a prostitute to bring you drugs?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2017, 01:25:11 PM
Kinda drugs?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 25, 2017, 01:47:49 PM
Steve Contra really wants to see me on bath salts, but I bet he'd also settle for flakka.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2017, 02:11:57 PM
If you tell them you wanna go fast they'll bring you some bathtub meth, close enough?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 25, 2017, 02:14:11 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2017, 02:11:57 PM
If you tell them you wanna go fast they'll bring you some bathtub meth, close enough?

That doesn't really do anything for me. I'm an adult with insurance and already get my amphetamines through a medical professional.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 25, 2017, 02:14:28 PM
idk tvc but he def. seems like a speed/uppers kinda man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 25, 2017, 04:37:39 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2017, 02:11:57 PM
If you tell them you wanna go fast they'll bring you some bathtub meth, close enough?

Woah, so if I want Sonic the fast food chain, I don't meme? :ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 25, 2017, 04:40:26 PM
Would be cool if there was a private part of the forum to get specific advice without making it public. I know pms, but don't think you can group pm, right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 25, 2017, 04:42:39 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 25, 2017, 04:40:26 PM
Would be cool if there was a private part of the forum to get specific advice without making it public. I know pms, but don't think you can group pm, right?

There's a BCC option in the message interface.

I uppose there may be a way to do regular CC too. Try multiple usernames separated by "; " (without quotes).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 25, 2017, 04:44:59 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 25, 2017, 04:40:26 PM
Would be cool if there was a private part of the forum to get specific advice without making it public. I know pms, but don't think you can group pm, right?

You can, but it's not like a group sms chat function.

But yeah, the board being Google search-able is reason enough for me to not go public with certain things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 25, 2017, 05:29:32 PM
yeah but you know how these internet detectives are
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 25, 2017, 05:44:38 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 25, 2017, 05:08:12 PM
It's not like any of us know each other's IRL identities. I just don't post any personally-identifying information.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2017, 05:58:02 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 25, 2017, 05:44:38 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 25, 2017, 05:08:12 PM
It's not like any of us know each other's IRL identities. I just don't post any personally-identifying information.
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Test quote.

This is why I'm not sharing pics of my matches etc but other than that *shrug* it's 2017 we're all doxxed

I would be down for senior member + only debauchery subforum tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 25, 2017, 05:59:06 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 25, 2017, 05:44:38 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 25, 2017, 05:08:12 PM
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Hello test (you won't see what the hide tag looks like unless you're signed out btw).

I support this idea, maybe throw this whole thread into a private secrion, or make a private sub forum for the real dealz. My username isn't as "Googlable" as yours but I've been thinking of going back to edit out my old marriage posts.. but people quoted the whole thing so there'd be no point. (I'm gonna do that anyway.)

I dunno.. maybe we could actually just have this theead deleted? lol It's only been going since the end of 2016, so probably not anything to salvage of humor.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2017, 06:02:35 PM
It quotes the hide tag and works as long as the person quoting doesn't intentionally break the hide tag
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 25, 2017, 06:03:41 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2017, 05:58:02 PM

I would be down for senior member + only debauchery subforum tho

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 25, 2017, 06:04:20 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2017, 05:58:02 PM
Test quote.

This is why I'm not sharing pics of my matches etc but other than that *shrug* it's 2017 we're all doxxed

I would be down for senior member + only debauchery subforum tho
Um, I'm not even Senior Member. Don't leave me behind! What are the requirements? Speaking of which. I've seen other Members with a custom title, but I can't seem to add one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2017, 06:05:10 PM
I think you just need more posts (tag goes hand in hand with senior)

I believe Joe or Demi could elevate a handful of people that make sense to senior if such a forum actually came to exist
:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 25, 2017, 06:07:21 PM
Sure it's not join date related? I've seen someone with less posts than me who had Member tag and custom title.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2017, 06:08:26 PM
Could be both, idr
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2017, 06:10:22 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2017, 01:20:12 PM
What's the accepted protocol for asking a prostitute to bring you drugs?

Ask if she engages in and provides party favors. If she says yes, delete her number/never see her since she's a low level prostitute willing to discuss illegal inquiries on the phone.
 :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2017, 06:14:11 PM
Ask her if she's a cop, they have to tell you if they're a cop.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 25, 2017, 06:20:37 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2017, 06:14:11 PM
Ask her she's a cop, they have to tell you if they're a cop.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2017, 06:21:30 PM
where is kara
:tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 25, 2017, 06:26:59 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 25, 2017, 06:34:12 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2017, 06:21:30 PM
where is kara
:tocry

deep in love, enjoying life

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 25, 2017, 06:34:37 PM
Alt girls (that aren't 300lbs+, like in South Carolina  :-\ ). :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 25, 2017, 07:03:26 PM
What app or whatever are you using beps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 25, 2017, 07:04:34 PM
I'm going to give that intersectional feminist until tomorrow to respond back to me and if she doesn't I'll either move on or just ask her an innocuous question about her favorite types of food or alcohol.

Also, I sent that pansexual gamer girl a message just now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on July 25, 2017, 11:04:05 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 25, 2017, 03:36:59 AM
So uh I've never used dating apps before but I downloaded this app called Bumble, and within 5 minutes of swiping I realized this is not the way I wanna do things.

It's too hard to not judge people based on their looks since that's all you have there. It was either "Ew no" or "Meh, he's probably too cocky". 90% of them gave me the "I'm clingy, unxperienced and I only do missionary" vibe. :lol

FWIW Bumble is essentially a clone of Tinder, made by a woman who used to work at Tinder. The main difference of course is that women get to send the first message otherwise it goes nowhere.

Which if you're a single dude in LA means you get even fewer replies than on anything else. Although I do notice that the women on Bumble tend to be less of the "writer/actor/comedian/server" than what I see on everything else, so that's a plus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 25, 2017, 11:23:42 PM
Bumble is weird, I swipe right on probably about 80-90% of the women I see, the few that hit me back seem like they'd be what I'm looking for (educated, solid careers, pretty straight-laced "girl next door" types), they'll message me, I'll message them back, and then it'll go dead.

Seems the last time I did online dating I was going on multiple dates a week (sometimes 2 in one day, even!), now it's been so damn dry for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 25, 2017, 11:31:35 PM
Quote from: Huff on July 25, 2017, 07:03:26 PM
What app or whatever are you using beps
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2017, 11:43:46 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 25, 2017, 06:26:59 PM
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woah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on July 26, 2017, 12:07:18 AM
Quote from: tiesto on July 25, 2017, 11:23:42 PM
Bumble is weird, I swipe right on probably about 80-90% of the women I see, the few that hit me back seem like they'd be what I'm looking for (educated, solid careers, pretty straight-laced "girl next door" types), they'll message me, I'll message them back, and then it'll go dead.

Seems the last time I did online dating I was going on multiple dates a week (sometimes 2 in one day, even!), now it's been so damn dry for me.

Yeah that's about how I feel about Bumble. I figure I just suck at conversations or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 26, 2017, 12:29:44 AM
Just remember, Atra and crew:

(http://i.imgur.com/xrUSgIv.png)

Bless Up, as a certain someone would say.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 26, 2017, 01:01:51 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 26, 2017, 12:39:25 AM
I'm going to try to work bless up into a text conversation with this girl soon.
Throw in a "taco bell" for good measure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 26, 2017, 08:18:18 AM
So do they sell drugs at rub and tugs? Does anyone have a RubMaps account I could borrow so I can see user reviews to find the best rub and tug and drug place near me?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 26, 2017, 08:33:17 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 25, 2017, 07:04:34 PM
I'm going to give that intersectional feminist until tomorrow to respond back to me and if she doesn't I'll either move on or just ask her an innocuous question about her favorite types of food or alcohol.

Also, I sent that pansexual gamer girl a message just now.
Man, everyone seems to be super picky during the summer or something...  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2017, 10:10:07 AM
One thing I don't understand is requiring/expecting/wanting a match largely based off your hobby stuff. Building relationships on a mutual interest in video games or other shit seems like a bad idea. I like football and computer shit and reading...but I have no expectation that a potential gf needs to like those things. I like the idea of personal space in relationships. We don't have to do the same shit. She might be into something that she does by herself. I might watch football all day on a Saturday by myself.
:yeshrug

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 26, 2017, 10:17:49 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2017, 10:10:07 AM
One thing I don't understand is requiring/expecting/wanting a match largely based off your hobby stuff. Building relationships on a mutual interest in video games or other shit seems like a bad idea. I like football and computer shit and reading...but I have no expectation that a potential gf needs to like those things. I like the idea of personal space in relationships. We don't have to do the same shit. She might be into something that she does by herself. I might watch football all day on a Saturday by myself.
:yeshrug
Well I totally get this, but the problem is that not everyone "understands" certain hobbies. If you were really passionate about something, wouldn't you want your partner to be totally cool with it? Anyway I get what you mean. I just wouldn't wanna be with someone who would judge me for sitting in front of my computer for hours. I guess I mean a mutual understanding/respect would be nice. So I suppose sharing something but not sharing the rest would be cool.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 26, 2017, 10:48:20 AM
PD just doesn't want to share any BBC's with anyone - not even his girl.  Greedy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 26, 2017, 10:54:07 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2017, 10:10:07 AM
One thing I don't understand is requiring/expecting/wanting a match largely based off your hobby stuff. Building relationships on a mutual interest in video games or other shit seems like a bad idea. I like football and computer shit and reading...but I have no expectation that a potential gf needs to like those things. I like the idea of personal space in relationships. We don't have to do the same shit. She might be into something that she does by herself. I might watch football all day on a Saturday by myself.

just two people sharing a space doing different things and only interacting in a romantic way sounds like a boring relationship. but whatever floats your boat. my girlfriend is my best friend and we love doing things together and sharing our interests and enjoying our mutual hobbies.

obviously we do have different interests and on occasion are doing different things but the way you make it sound, it's like you just wanna live with a roommate that you on occasion fuck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 26, 2017, 11:14:11 AM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 26, 2017, 10:54:07 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2017, 10:10:07 AM
One thing I don't understand is requiring/expecting/wanting a match largely based off your hobby stuff. Building relationships on a mutual interest in video games or other shit seems like a bad idea. I like football and computer shit and reading...but I have no expectation that a potential gf needs to like those things. I like the idea of personal space in relationships. We don't have to do the same shit. She might be into something that she does by herself. I might watch football all day on a Saturday by myself.

just two people sharing a space doing different things and only interacting in a romantic way sounds like a boring relationship. but whatever floats your boat. my girlfriend is my best friend and we love doing things together and sharing our interests and enjoying our mutual hobbies.

obviously we do have different interests and on occasion are doing different things but the way you make it sound, it's like you just wanna live with a roommate that you on occasion fuck.
My wife and I have very different interests and tastes.  I like it that way because it gets me out of my comfort zone a bit and we push each other to do new things.  I watch movies that I would generally never watch and while I don't like all of them it still helps me broaden and define my own preferences.  It keeps things interesting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 26, 2017, 11:20:48 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 26, 2017, 10:48:20 AM
PD just doesn't want to share any BBC's with anyone - not even his girl.  Greedy

He shared one with me recently. The one that Queen of Ice wouldn't look at. The thing was magnificent. The girl in the video may have been small, but if she had 4 hands, she could've wrapped each of them around that BBC and it would still be poking out. Glorious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 26, 2017, 03:09:12 PM
Just discovered "tinder gold" when I was checking to see how much time was left on my tinder plus subscription.  It allows you to see who already liked you ...and let's just say my ego got knocked down a couple of notches after viewing who already liked me. :doge

edit: the girl who flipped her shit at me, when I was asking her to clarify if she was on there for just friends or not, liked me again.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 26, 2017, 04:03:28 PM
How u access
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 26, 2017, 04:09:55 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 26, 2017, 04:03:28 PM
How u access
On my iPhone I went to the app store, scrolled down to the account settings button, then went to the subscriptions button, and clicked on my active tinder subscription & it had it as an option there.

If it doesn't show up for you it might be a "regional timed exclusive" for all I know. I heard it was being beta tested in other countries early this year so I was pretty surprised to see it as an option. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 26, 2017, 04:38:28 PM
It should show up. If I remember the news articles about it (and there's a "super secret" one they have for attractive people/celebs) it's available in the US, Canada, Australia...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 26, 2017, 04:43:33 PM
Would you guys "talk" to a girl who is married?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 26, 2017, 04:56:45 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 26, 2017, 04:43:33 PM
Would you guys "talk" to a girl who is married?
Only if she's A. Polyamorous B. days away from divorcing her husband.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 26, 2017, 04:57:21 PM
Hahahaha, nope. Because you know that road is gonna end badly for you and them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 26, 2017, 05:22:21 PM
Anyone have any insights about dating women who used to be in the military?

Anything in particular I should know about?   :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 26, 2017, 06:14:17 PM
Sure enough, it's there 🤔🤔well I only bought one month of plus, maybe next month I'll do gold
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 26, 2017, 06:18:21 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 26, 2017, 04:43:33 PM
Would you guys "talk" to a girl who is married?
Don't be scummy. I've lost friendships from guys trying that.

Atra is right though, there are very few occasions where it's okay - but even then you won't know if she's telling the truth.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 26, 2017, 06:32:24 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 26, 2017, 05:22:21 PM
Anyone have any insights about dating women who used to be in the military?

Anything in particular I should know about?   :doge

A few years ago, I went on a couple of dates with someone who was ex-Navy. She was really cool, even though we didn't have too much in common we hit it off pretty great. She was offered a great job opportunity down in DC though so it didn't work out. She had nothing but good things and funny anecdotes to say about her time in the armed forces. Don't know if this helps you that much though, I'm just reminiscing a bit :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 26, 2017, 06:42:04 PM
Y'all assuming this married woman doesn't want to be talked to  :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 26, 2017, 06:46:06 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 26, 2017, 06:42:04 PM
Y'all assuming this married woman doesn't want to be talked to  :cody
I mean, I do, but my situation is weird, and not a permanent marriage. Everyone loves attention. :lol It's just a matter of how it's done, I guess. Lonely, not desperate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 26, 2017, 07:01:34 PM
Married women are so hot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 26, 2017, 07:35:27 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 26, 2017, 05:22:21 PM
Anyone have any insights about dating women who used to be in the military?

Anything in particular I should know about?   :doge
depends on service

army  :donot

marines :larry

air force :lawd

navy :leon

add a 2x multiplier to each if officer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 26, 2017, 08:23:03 PM
Are navy women also into butt sex?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 26, 2017, 10:07:53 PM
If you don't see yourself getting into a relationship with this one/NSA sex? Yes. If you're thinking she's relationship material: I wouldn't until you know how she feels toward you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 26, 2017, 10:20:56 PM
Reset my account, got back into tinder gold, and that girl (the one who lost her shit at me months ago) is STILL swiping right on me. Jesus, she's fucking thirsty. Too bad she's kinda eh... and possibly crazy.  :doge

edit: Part of me wants to swipe right just see what her reaction would be.  :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 26, 2017, 10:28:04 PM
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Quote from: thisismyusername on July 26, 2017, 10:07:53 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 26, 2017, 10:59:11 PM
Totally would keep talking to people right up until you were sure you were ready to be exclusive :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on July 26, 2017, 11:22:24 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 26, 2017, 10:28:04 PM
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Quote from: thisismyusername on July 26, 2017, 10:07:53 PM
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I always just move on. But in Los Angeles you just have to assume that everyone is waiting for something better to come along, so if they drop you they found something more appealing. Or maybe their life is fucking busy and dating suddenly isn't their biggest priority, which is cool too. If you haven't met the person yet its better to just let it go. If you went out once then I think one follow up letting them know you're interested but understand they might be caught up with something else seems reasonable. Every woman I know *hates* guys who over message about availability.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 26, 2017, 11:36:08 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 26, 2017, 06:42:04 PM
Y'all assuming this married woman doesn't want to be talked to  :cody
Yes, this only came up because she expressed interest in me and said I should talk to her.

And she's always giving me the hard stare.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 27, 2017, 01:59:28 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 24, 2017, 12:08:39 AM
Just got my second match with the rebooted bio.  :doge

(http://i.imgur.com/L6oYDJr.png?2)

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(http://i.imgur.com/AhybMOw.png?1)
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Oh god...

Note-to-self: don't put "open minded" "easygoing" or "nerd" in my bio.  :what

edit: If it weren't for those two guys (especially the one on my right) I would be all " :leon " but nah, fuck this shit. Fuck it so hard.  :badass

Congratulations, you found the Felicia Day dopplegänger who is into dopplegängbanging.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 27, 2017, 02:02:13 AM
Fortunately/unfortunately, she never got back to me after my first message.

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Would've loved to have seen the red head and the girl with the blue hair re-enact the sex scene from "Blue is the Warmest Color."  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 27, 2017, 02:23:43 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2017, 02:02:13 AM
Fortunately/unfortunately, she never got back to me after my first message.

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Would've loved to have seen the red head and the girl with the blue hair re-enact the sex scene from "Blue is the Warmest Color."  :doge
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You could have worn red/blue 3D glasses, and it would have been AMAZING.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 27, 2017, 06:49:11 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 26, 2017, 06:42:04 PM
Y'all assuming this married woman doesn't want to be talked to  :cody

Nah, I'm assuming she wants to homewreck and then put Rah into a bad situation of being punched/killed before the divorce. So yeah... no. Don't put your dick anywhere near that crazy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 27, 2017, 07:36:22 AM
Maybe the husband is into it. 

Maybe Rahx can cuck him. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 27, 2017, 10:24:34 AM
Well cuck-a-doodle-doo, Mupe. I didn't know you were into that. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 27, 2017, 10:47:47 AM
I'm into everything and anything. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 27, 2017, 11:05:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 27, 2017, 10:47:47 AM
I'm into everything and anything. :-*
This makes Queen happy, I bet. lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 27, 2017, 12:14:45 PM
Just rematched with a cute girl (who has epilepsy) that I had matched with months ago but our conversation fizzled out into nothing.

Maybe this time things will be different because she realizes I'm not some uncultured swine that sends unsolicited dick pics like 50% of the men on tinder do.   :doge *tips fedora*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 27, 2017, 12:18:44 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 26, 2017, 10:20:56 PM
Reset my account, got back into tinder gold, and that girl (the one who lost her shit at me months ago) is STILL swiping right on me. Jesus, she's fucking thirsty. Too bad she's kinda eh... and possibly crazy.  :doge

edit: Part of me wants to swipe right just see what her reaction would be.  :thinking
(http://i.imgur.com/H0O4gL2.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 27, 2017, 01:01:01 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2017, 12:14:45 PM
Maybe this time things will be different because she realizes I'm not some uncultured swine that sends unsolicited dick pics like 50% of the men on tinder do.   :doge *tips fedora*

What if that's precisely why the conversation fizzled out the first time? :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 27, 2017, 01:14:03 PM
Quote from: Raist on July 27, 2017, 01:01:01 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2017, 12:14:45 PM
Maybe this time things will be different because she realizes I'm not some uncultured swine that sends unsolicited dick pics like 50% of the men on tinder do.   :doge *tips fedora*

What if that's precisely why the conversation fizzled out the first time? :thinking
When I was chatting with her I asked why she moved from Washington DC to South Carolina and she brought up that she was here to take care of her dying grandfather.

I think the last thing she wants to console her is some stranger's meaty, purple hog in her inbox. Then again I'm not a hetero woman so who am I to say?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 27, 2017, 01:32:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2017, 12:14:45 PM
Just rematched with a cute girl (who has epilepsy)
Tell her you'll make her spasm more during sex than the worst epilepsy seizure she's ever had.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 27, 2017, 02:33:27 PM
If I was Andrew Dice Clay I would say that but I'm not Andrew Dice Clay.

:dice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 27, 2017, 03:53:41 PM
Tinder Gold keeps on teaching me a lesson that I am not prepared to grasp and it's that very fat girls like me a lot for some odd reason.  :doge

Is it because I'm bald and they think, "Oh, he's stark bald. He must have really low standards." ?   :doge

Maybe I need to stop mentioning food in my bio and talk about my intermittent fasting?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 27, 2017, 06:57:08 PM
How long after a lady matches you do you think you have before you're taking too long? I'm getting matched while at work and just don't have time to type out something worth while
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 27, 2017, 09:45:39 PM
I only message my matches after I get home from work and have dinner.

4 to 5 hours is my personal minimum amount of time I let pass after a match. And if I'm super busy I don't usually respond until the next day after 5pm. And I wouldn't go longer than 48 hours.

Also, I'm more of a fan of getting matches near the beginning of the week than around Friday because typically the girls I match with already have plans by the time Thursday or Friday rolls around. Holidays can throw a monkey wrench into planning things as well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 27, 2017, 10:21:15 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 27, 2017, 06:57:08 PM
How long after a lady matches you do you think you have before you're taking too long? I'm getting matched while at work and just don't have time to type out something worth while

I'd say 12 hours, personally. But that's because they might be busy that day but able to say "hey, so... plans" in the evening. *shrug*

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 27, 2017, 01:32:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2017, 12:14:45 PM
Just rematched with a cute girl (who has epilepsy)
Tell her you'll make her spasm more during sex than the worst epilepsy seizure she's ever had.

OMG please go with this and post the response, Atra. DO IT. DO IT!!!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 27, 2017, 10:58:52 PM
She looks like a nerdy librarian variant of my "dream girl" so there's no way in hell I'm going to sink this from the start.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 27, 2017, 11:00:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ1lkf70g-8

That line Valk gave you would make me laugh and go on a date with that person automatically.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 27, 2017, 11:04:16 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 28, 2017, 08:39:39 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 28, 2017, 10:05:42 AM
So like should I make some popcorn? Anyone can take care of the beers?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 28, 2017, 11:50:11 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 28, 2017, 12:44:14 PM
Here's my latest bio:

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This one seems to be working out really well.
Also, I included that selfie of me with that cartoon pink hat, glasses, and smiling sun that I made in Snapchat a while back.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 28, 2017, 12:55:29 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 28, 2017, 12:44:14 PM
Here's my latest bio:

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This one seems to be working out really well.
Also, I included that selfie of me with that cartoon pink hat, glasses, and smiling sun that I made in Snapchat a while back.  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 28, 2017, 12:58:11 PM
cats doing the damn thing
talked it out, committed to it
blessed up
this season is very exciting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 28, 2017, 01:03:00 PM
I'm so excited to hear the juicy details about his first non-wife hookup. Don't let us wait too long!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on July 28, 2017, 01:16:00 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 28, 2017, 11:50:11 AM
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All I saw was 6'1".

Fuckin' easy mode, mang.  :-\ :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 28, 2017, 01:17:42 PM
Boogie get a dog and stand on it. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 28, 2017, 01:22:25 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 28, 2017, 01:16:00 PM
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All I saw was 6'1".

Fuckin' easy mode, mang.  :-\ :P
He has tats too. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on July 28, 2017, 01:41:00 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 28, 2017, 01:22:25 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 28, 2017, 01:16:00 PM
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All I saw was 6'1".

Fuckin' easy mode, mang.  :-\ :P
He has tats too. :-*

AND a motorcycle!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 28, 2017, 02:05:03 PM
:yeshrug don't be hatin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 28, 2017, 02:08:21 PM
Gotta use the bad boy image to balance out the creepy "guy in an open marriage" thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 28, 2017, 02:17:07 PM
Women are stupid for neglecting short dudes. The hardest-working dudes I know are shorter.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 28, 2017, 02:20:02 PM
thats because the world wasn't built for them
bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 28, 2017, 02:26:39 PM
If you're below 6' you might as well not exist to some girls.  :-\  :'(

edit: Ooh! Just matched with a thicc FemAtra looking girl. She's 612 miles away tho. Makes me wonder if she's using the app's location/travel feature.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 28, 2017, 02:29:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/o6snO1v.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 28, 2017, 02:37:08 PM
Yeah that reminds me of a convo I had with some women that were on the chubbier side that were talking about how they wouldn't date a guy less than 6 foot tall and that was OK because some guys wouldn't date overweight women. I pointed out that if a woman wanted she could lose weight via diet and exercise but there's really not much a guy can do to change his height. They didn't much care for that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 28, 2017, 03:05:39 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 28, 2017, 02:37:08 PM
Yeah that reminds me of a convo I had with some women that were on the chubbier side that were talking about how they wouldn't date a guy less than 6 foot tall and that was OK because some guys wouldn't date overweight women. I pointed out that if a woman wanted she could lose weight via diet and exercise but there's really not much a guy can do to change his height. They didn't much care for that.

Actually you can :snob

It just takes forever. And is EXTREMELY painful.

Quote from: Atramental on July 28, 2017, 12:44:14 PM
Here's my latest bio:


You know what tends to work with girls? Humour. Self-deprecation? Not so much. Drop that "I have my doubts" shit yo.

Quote from: Boogie on July 28, 2017, 01:41:00 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 28, 2017, 01:22:25 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 28, 2017, 01:16:00 PM
All I saw was 6'1".

Fuckin' easy mode, mang.  :-\ :P
He has tats too. :-*

AND a motorcycle!

AND a pet lynx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 28, 2017, 03:09:04 PM
But self deprecation is my style of humor.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 28, 2017, 03:14:22 PM
Quote from: toku on July 28, 2017, 02:20:02 PM
thats because the world wasn't built for them
bless up

 :'(

Unless you're in Japan where the world wasn't built for tall people! There are places I've been over there that my 6'4 friend would totally not physically fit because the ceiling is too low.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 28, 2017, 03:55:10 PM
As someone who's always been on the tallish side (71.5 inches exactly) and thinks height shaming is foolish, I wonder why none of the shorter dudes created an extension or app that filters out profiles with a height requirement..

Eventually, a few decades from now, when a minority of families have freakishly tall and short and chubby and skinny children who can't share any clothes and loathe their outlier body image, society will know the parents pride is what destroyed the family.

Maybe y'all should mope less and sploosh out some code to fix the problem.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 28, 2017, 04:01:58 PM
Epilepsy girl responded back to me.  :rejoice

edit: even if there's not a height requirement in their bio sometimes they'll ask you how tall you are before they meet up with you.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 28, 2017, 04:12:45 PM
only thing that matters is feeling tall on the inside
bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 28, 2017, 04:17:39 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
and having a penis that's longer than 5 inches.
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The girl I ended up sleeping with no joke asked me how big I was. Thankfully I met her size requirement.  :doge
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I think Tinder Gold is giving me preferential treatment or something because, no joke, this is my best set of matches yet

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 :delicious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on July 28, 2017, 11:28:11 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on July 28, 2017, 03:55:10 PM
As someone who's always been on the tallish side (71.5 inches exactly) and thinks height shaming is foolish, I wonder why none of the shorter dudes created an extension or app that filters out profiles with a height requirement..

Eventually, a few decades from now, when a minority of families have freakishly tall and short and chubby and skinny children who can't share any clothes and loathe their outlier body image, society will know the parents pride is what destroyed the family.

Maybe y'all should mope less and sploosh out some code to fix the problem.

I mean I could probably write a regex for it, but like Atra said, some girls ask even though they don't specify.

Some girl I'm friends with on FB was complaining about how all guys have that they want a punctual woman on their dating profile. In my head I thought, "you can learn to be on time, I can't learn to be 6'5"!"

Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 28, 2017, 02:17:07 PM
Women are stupid for neglecting short dudes. The hardest-working dudes I know are shorter.

They don't wanna feel awkward when wearing heels. Die alone because of your footwear preferences.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 28, 2017, 11:32:16 PM
Quote from: bluemax on July 28, 2017, 11:28:11 PM
Die alone because of your footwear preferences.
Natural outcome of an adult wear skate shoes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 28, 2017, 11:48:27 PM
I might be going to New York soon for a thing.  :doge

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Also, I slid into her DMs on Instagram an hour ago.  ;)

Season 2 of Pallando/Atramental's love life truly begins now.    :itagaki
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 28, 2017, 11:52:35 PM
Having trouble finding guys who want to date but don't run away when I say no sex until marriage. I should let the thighs do the talking instead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 29, 2017, 07:56:15 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 28, 2017, 11:48:27 PM
I might be going to New York soon for a thing.  :doge

Do it. If you can get the cash, do it in late September when it's hot enough but cold enough to not have the city stink. Trust me on this, I just got back from being up there and it's really nice to go even if you strike out with her.

In fact, I may be going back in the winter (though not as long because fuck the cold) to see Boy Toy. Bless Up, folks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 29, 2017, 08:35:26 AM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 28, 2017, 11:52:35 PM
Having trouble finding guys who want to date but don't run away when I say no sex until marriage. I should let the thighs do the talking instead.
This sounds like it could be really tough. Do you count all sexual activities to be off the table? You don't have to answer that. But if you do, please don't hit me with a wall of text. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2017, 09:12:52 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 29, 2017, 08:35:26 AM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 28, 2017, 11:52:35 PM
Having trouble finding guys who want to date but don't run away when I say no sex until marriage. I should let the thighs do the talking instead.
This sounds like it could be really tough. Do you count all sexual activities to be off the table? You don't have to answer that. But if you do, please don't hit me with a wall of text. :doge

Yes. Depends on what you consider sexual. No intercourse, no oral. Kissing and spooning is cool, though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 29, 2017, 10:09:05 AM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 28, 2017, 11:52:35 PM
Having trouble finding guys who want to date but don't run away when I say no sex until marriage. I should let the thighs do the talking instead.
yeah, good luck with that.  It will get worse as you get older. My sister in law was/is very religious and in her mid 30s and she was having a hard time finding a guy even in insanely mormon Utah that she felt wasn't into sex before marriage. She couldn't understand it. Wife and I had to explain that by that age, most guys have been around the block and aren't going to put up with what they view as prudish behavior.

I admire your conviction, but it's not going to be easy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2017, 10:12:31 AM
Yup. Already know it's not going to be easy and is inherently counter cultural.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 29, 2017, 10:14:14 AM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 29, 2017, 10:12:31 AM
Yup. Already know it's not going to be easy and is inherently counter cultural.
I'd say move to Utah. But while you could find a guy that's OK with no sex til marriage, they wont be OK with dating a non-mormon. So...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2017, 10:18:44 AM
Ew.

I'm sure they're not okay with t girls, either way. The best course is definitely finding a Christian. I'm considering using Christian dating apps and OK Cupid. My friend who is also Christian and abstinent used ok Cupid to find a girl. Turns out she supports his decision to not have sex until marriage. So it's not impossible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 29, 2017, 10:30:23 AM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 29, 2017, 10:18:44 AM
Ew.

I'm sure they're not okay with t girls, either way. The best course is definitely finding a Christian. I'm considering using Christian dating apps and OK Cupid. My friend who is also Christian and abstinent used ok Cupid to find a girl. Turns out she supports his decision to not have sex until marriage. So it's not impossible.
I am genuinely interested in what you find your dating life with Christians as a t girl. You don't have to reply here, or even reply at all. But I do wonder what it's like. I mean if being of 6 foot tall is easy mode, I think you've just set the difficulty to hard or nightmare.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 29, 2017, 10:32:10 AM
Sorry, but calling Catholicism a 'counterculture' is fucking hilarious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 29, 2017, 10:34:29 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on July 29, 2017, 10:32:10 AM
Sorry, but calling Catholicism a 'counterculture' is fucking hilarious
you don't know the catholics I know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2017, 10:34:37 AM
Waiting for sex until marriage is definitely counter cultural. Who said anything about Catholicism? :confused
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2017, 10:42:37 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 29, 2017, 10:30:23 AM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 29, 2017, 10:18:44 AM
Ew.

I'm sure they're not okay with t girls, either way. The best course is definitely finding a Christian. I'm considering using Christian dating apps and OK Cupid. My friend who is also Christian and abstinent used ok Cupid to find a girl. Turns out she supports his decision to not have sex until marriage. So it's not impossible.
I am genuinely interested in what you find your dating life with Christians as a t girl. You don't have to reply here, or even reply at all. But I do wonder what it's like. I mean if being of 6 foot tall is easy mode, I think you've just set the difficulty to hard or nightmare.

It's going to be hard either way. Most dudes do not want to date, much less marry, a trans woman in the first place. Might as well stick to what you believe in or go home. Much better that way, especially when you're tasked with being an ambassador of sorts and many people think you are loose and incapable of staying in one relationship. "They all have sex with each other." In order to prove LGBT as equal and that being LGBT is not in itself inherently sinful you must show that are capable of being equal or better.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 29, 2017, 10:42:37 AM
I mean sure, that might be technically correct, but it's just so hilariously jarring to refer to abstinence as a 'counterculture'. 2017's R. Crumbs are the voluntarily dry dicked lmao
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2017, 10:46:28 AM
It is. :yeshrug

No idea why you're triggered by it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 29, 2017, 10:54:05 AM
If by trigged you mean absolutely tickled sure because I am genuinely giggling haha. Just thought it was funny, not attacking you dawg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 29, 2017, 11:19:26 AM
Sigh. I knew it was a mistake asking in this thread. lmao
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2017, 11:24:16 AM
:confused

You got your answer, tho?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 29, 2017, 11:25:39 AM
Yeah, thanks! I just don't want you guys to internet fight in here.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 29, 2017, 04:14:34 PM
Created a Tinder just to see what there is to see on that app.

There's some decent women in the area. :leon But a lot of them are typical high-class stuck-up valley girls it seems.

Trying to get "men, women" to stick on Tinder is like pulling teeth. Apparently they hate you making changes from their default settings. Or my phone just hates Tinder. Either or.

Edit: Five minutes in and I already see why women are swarmed with messages while guys probably aren't. Half these men can't take a decent profile photo to save themselves (says a person that is using a bad photo intentionally just to swipe and look)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 29, 2017, 09:15:49 PM
*cough*

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 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2017, 09:22:25 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 29, 2017, 11:25:39 AM
Yeah, thanks! I just don't want you guys to internet fight in here.  :doge

Well, I mean it's not really a fight. Idk.

But, expounding. I think I'm willing to have sex with a partner and they love me and I love them back. Not too soon. I don't want to sleep around or use tinder or anything like that because it makes me feel incomplete, used, and dirty. I'm not judging those who use those services, but for me it's how I feel. I'm not keen on the "have sex on the third date" thing anymore either. I want to do it with someone who want to stick (lol) around and treats me with worth. If he cannot respect my sexual boundaries then fuck it. I die alone. But I don't want to settle. And yeah, I'm a romantic. But I've been hurt too much to do otherwise. This much is true, I've already had sex multiple times so it's not like I'm a virgin who will have missed out on it or whatever. Even then, this is an if. I'm open to it. If he's able to stick around for six months or a year without trying to convince me to let him inside of me, and we're in love. I might have sex with him. I don't want to make any guarantees besides the one that I will not let myself be used.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 29, 2017, 09:56:29 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 29, 2017, 09:15:49 PM
Also, what's an easy way to get some ED meds?[/hide]

 :doge

I believe they're called "physicians".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 29, 2017, 10:00:07 PM
That's pretty sweet (except the part where you felt used), and it makes a lot of sense.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 29, 2017, 10:05:26 PM
Eh, good luck with keeping a man that can't have sex with you within six months though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2017, 10:07:59 PM
Six months is not that long. That says more about our society than me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 29, 2017, 10:12:00 PM
You're not one of those girls who think your man watching porn counts as cheating, right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2017, 10:14:44 PM
:lol no

Not that I think porn is good either.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 29, 2017, 10:26:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 29, 2017, 09:15:49 PM
*cough*

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 :doge

(http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server1700/8004a/product_images/uploaded_images/prostate-plug-cock-ring-vibrating-stimulator-01.jpg?t=1398725710)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 29, 2017, 11:03:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 29, 2017, 09:15:49 PM
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 :doge

Dude, no. Stop this right here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 29, 2017, 11:10:13 PM
Yeah, you're right.

I should probably stop watching porn every other day. That should help things.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 29, 2017, 11:54:35 PM
Anxiety isn't doing you any favours, either. Try a little alcohol instead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 29, 2017, 11:56:32 PM
no
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 30, 2017, 12:10:37 AM
Alcohol actually hinders (Whiskey Dick). And I don't necessarily think it's all the porn, but it could be a factor.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on July 30, 2017, 12:18:23 AM
Or you could stop making excuses
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 30, 2017, 12:34:52 AM
Yea i would also recommend against that. Not being able to perform because of nerves is bashful and cute, but whiskey dick is just commonplace dirtbaggery.

Look, don't overthink it too much. My body count isn't particularly high, but my stroke game is one of the few things I have absolute confidence in, and I still get nervous as fuck during initial sexual encounters. It's strange and exciting and weird in a good way, but if you communicate honestly you'll be fine. The first time I slept with my last girlfriend I was in the exact scenario you're describing, and I told her I hadn't gotten laid in a while and she said she was too, which was reassuring and assuaged the anxiety a lot and everything went great

Also, the solution to nervous spaghettidick is pretty simple, just give head until the problem resolves itself, and if it doesn't, as long you do a good job she probably won't be too bothered
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 30, 2017, 12:39:58 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 29, 2017, 09:15:49 PM
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 :doge
Bro... no
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 30, 2017, 01:59:47 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 30, 2017, 04:52:04 AM
Yeah if I ever have sex, my penis is going to straight up not work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 30, 2017, 05:03:40 AM
If it's a reoccurring thing there might be an underlying issue. But I'm guessing it's just nerves. Maybe try holding off the masturbation for a couple of days before you think you'll have sex. Also viagra is for men who can't get an erection at all. Bless cum up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 30, 2017, 05:05:59 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 30, 2017, 04:52:04 AM
Yeah if I ever have sex, my penis is going to straight up not work.

Nah. It'll work before you know it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 30, 2017, 05:25:05 AM
Maybe see if you can just schedule a date at a time when you're more naturally prone to being horned up. Like I know for me my most hot and bothered time is mid morning 🤷‍♀️

Also make sure your condoms fit. They shouldn't be cutting off circulation, size up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 30, 2017, 06:13:14 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 30, 2017, 05:25:05 AM
Also make sure your condoms fit. They shouldn't be cutting off circulation, size up

You know, I've been wondering about that: How tight is too tight? Like, I don't think it's cutting off circulation, but I'm wondering if I'm just overthinking things in that regard.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 30, 2017, 06:18:48 AM
(http://abload.de/img/1c5j3a.png)

Can't you measure and go check a size chart or something?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 30, 2017, 06:23:07 AM
I mean, yeah. But Cats is the one that brings it up so I might as well listen to the expert wax on it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 30, 2017, 06:27:52 AM
Send him photos, maybe he can help you. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 30, 2017, 06:29:50 AM
On a totally unrelated note: How bad does your sex drive crumble/go into overdrive when you get put on anti-depressants? Anyone around here know? I tried them for a week last time and I just felt so empty inside that I couldn't even care about anything to continue using them. But apparently they take a month(!) to work, so I'm wondering if once you're "balanced" on them if your sexual desires come back or not.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 30, 2017, 08:46:02 AM
Viagra won the marketing war. Men less than like 65/70 dont need it. It's all in your head

TIMU: Antidepressants can take 4-6-8 weeks to start working, but side effects (like sexual dysfunction) can occur immediately.  It may go away with time/it may not, but certain drugs are more prone than others. Can talk to your MD about switching meds if it doesn't change or lesson and is affecting QoL.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 30, 2017, 09:57:08 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 30, 2017, 12:10:37 AM
Alcohol actually hinders (Whiskey Dick). And I don't necessarily think it's all the porn, but it could be a factor.
Too much alcohol. A slight buzz isn't going to give him limp dick, come on...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 30, 2017, 10:05:47 AM
Try to lay off the porn, do things that boost your testosterone like lifting weights or doing exercise.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/04/08/is-porn-immoral-that-doesnt-matter-its-a-public-health-crisis/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 30, 2017, 10:26:23 AM
Quote from: Huff on July 30, 2017, 08:46:02 AM
TIMU: Antidepressants can take 4-6-8 weeks to start working, but side effects (like sexual dysfunction) can occur immediately.  It may go away with time/it may not, but certain drugs are more prone than others. Can talk to your MD about switching meds if it doesn't change or lesson and is affecting QoL.

Well, shit. What happens if your depression already may cause some sexual dysfunction already? :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 30, 2017, 12:17:32 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 30, 2017, 06:18:48 AM
(http://abload.de/img/1c5j3a.png)

Can't you measure and go check a size chart or something?
The odd thing is that the rest of the condom fits me just fine. It's the entrance/base of it that feels like it's gonna "suffocate" my dong if I start to get slightly soft.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 30, 2017, 01:07:31 PM
do the TP roll check, buy condoms accordingly
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 30, 2017, 01:23:23 PM
Quote from: Dufus on July 30, 2017, 11:39:02 AM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 30, 2017, 10:05:47 AM
Try to lay off the porn, do things that boost your testosterone like lifting weights or doing exercise.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/04/08/is-porn-immoral-that-doesnt-matter-its-a-public-health-crisis/

That article is not particularly convincing... :doge

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/in-theory/wp/2016/05/26/the-conversation-were-not-having-about-porn/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/in-theory/wp/2016/05/27/the-anti-porn-movement-is-growing-the-public-is-just-catching-up/?tid=a_inl-amp&utm_term=.4a7dc00d73d6
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 30, 2017, 01:33:16 PM
Someone at WaPo really hates porn, huh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 30, 2017, 01:39:38 PM
It's more like a lot of people are kind of getting sick of the hedonism in our lives that society deemed normal and even good - constantly hooking up, treating porn as a good thing;etc. It's not exactly shocking that hookup culture and things under its umbrella would have blow back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 30, 2017, 01:50:37 PM
We've had millenia of "Sex is bad. Don't do it  :wag. Unless you're married and stuff. Also, don't do X Y and Z. It's unnatural."

Can't we have a few decades of "nothing wrong with sex brehs. Have fun."? Kthx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 30, 2017, 01:57:06 PM
Go back to the 60's hippy.  Never heard of AIDS or CHILDREN?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 30, 2017, 02:07:06 PM
Eating a donut once every two weeks is fine.
Eating donuts every other day is not fine.

Cranking my pecker once a week is fine.
Cranking it every day with my death grip... eh.  :doge

Moderation is key with some of life's pleasures.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 30, 2017, 02:15:00 PM
I say, doughnuts and cranks every day!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 30, 2017, 02:23:34 PM
Father Mike's Donuts & Cranks™

Serving the greater Toronto area since 2017!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 30, 2017, 02:25:18 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 30, 2017, 01:57:06 PM
Go back to the 60's hippy.  Never heard of AIDS or CHILDREN?

I have. I've also heard of condoms. Unlike the catholic church.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 30, 2017, 05:50:59 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 30, 2017, 01:39:38 PM
It's more like a lot of people are kind of getting sick of the hedonism in our lives that society deemed normal and even good - constantly hooking up, treating porn as a good thing;etc. It's not exactly shocking that hookup culture and things under its umbrella would have blow back.

No, honestly I agree with you -- at least about porn not being healthy -- I was just being snarky
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on July 30, 2017, 07:12:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 30, 2017, 02:07:06 PM
Eating a donut once every two weeks is fine.
Eating donuts every other day is not fine.

Cranking my pecker once a week is fine.
Cranking it every day with my death grip... eh.  :doge

Moderation is key with some of life's pleasures.

sounds like you've been having some G L A Z E D donuts

IF YA CATCH MY DRIFT HAR HAR HAR
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 31, 2017, 12:03:01 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 30, 2017, 02:54:24 AM
Stop watching so much porn, lay off the JO for a bit and stop overthinking things. The best way to have sex is to usually go with the flow instead of worrying too much about whether she's enjoying it, you're enjoying it, etc.

Also do some cardio. Laying off jerking off and working out really helped by dick game. I posted about 3 or so years ago about having some major problems, which I couldn't tell if they were psychological or physical. It was probably both but like I said, quit jerking it and go to the track to run a bit. Also add more garlic to your diet, eat out less, etc.


Side note but I smashed my latinx ladyfriend on her period on Friday.
:rejoice

ate her out too

bless up

blood is life
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 31, 2017, 12:13:06 PM
Jfc, PD. Not judging tho, just surprised. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 31, 2017, 12:34:30 PM
I've done it before, just not with her.

Valkyrie: why?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 31, 2017, 12:39:24 PM
Eh, I would have assumed most dudes thought it was gross. It's not my thing, but I've done it before. Mostly because I was in a LDR and had an unfortunate period timing when we met up. It was just sex though, not oral. Definitely not doing that again. He offered to eat me out but no thanks. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 31, 2017, 12:47:07 PM
If you want to avoid blood you can just focus on the clit and stuff, avoid using fingers etc
:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 31, 2017, 12:47:32 PM
It's one of those things that's so dirty that you just go carnal.  It's pretty great.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 31, 2017, 04:42:34 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 31, 2017, 12:03:01 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 30, 2017, 02:54:24 AM
Stop watching so much porn, lay off the JO for a bit and stop overthinking things. The best way to have sex is to usually go with the flow instead of worrying too much about whether she's enjoying it, you're enjoying it, etc.

Also do some cardio. Laying off jerking off and working out really helped by dick game. I posted about 3 or so years ago about having some major problems, which I couldn't tell if they were psychological or physical. It was probably both but like I said, quit jerking it and go to the track to run a bit. Also add more garlic to your diet, eat out less, etc.


Side note but I smashed my latinx ladyfriend on her period on Friday.
:rejoice

ate her out too

bless up

blood is life

:donot There's no BBC in this, I can't fap to this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 31, 2017, 05:32:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VdXEMTu.png?1)

Polyamorous nerd girl with the 3 sex partners is back.  :doge

(edit: yes, I'm still using that opener. Everything else I use doesn't work as well.  :doge )
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 31, 2017, 05:38:19 PM
She's 48 miles away but I'll send her a message soon.

edit: Pulling solid 8s (in the looks department at least) lately. :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 31, 2017, 05:42:16 PM
Saying the same thing to everyone seems wack. I agree with using the line but it doesn't have to be first every time. Maybe her profile says something you want to respond to with a joke, or something like that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 31, 2017, 05:43:36 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 31, 2017, 05:42:16 PM
Saying the same thing to everyone seems wack. I agree with using the line but it doesn't have to be first every time. Maybe her profile says something you want to respond to with a joke, or something like that
TBH... not really. At least not with this latest batch.

They're either blank, don't have a whole lot of details, or just generic stuff that I see on every other profile.

Girls are generally pretty lazy when it comes to their bios.

edit: Annnd *boom* 2 responses.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 31, 2017, 05:56:21 PM
I, too, think you need to stop one size fits all'n your first text
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 31, 2017, 05:57:20 PM
Well, matched with someone on Tinder and apparently gay dudes do use it if you choose the male option. So... Guess I'm not as ugly as I think I am? #ConfidenceBoost? #BlessUp?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 31, 2017, 05:59:51 PM
My favorite hobby right now is matching girls who match me on bumble (the $8 lets ya do this) and watching them unmatch once they read my profile :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 31, 2017, 06:06:17 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 31, 2017, 05:56:21 PM
I, too, think you need to stop one size fits all'n your first text
Eh... It's fine.

Again, I'm kinda not taking tinder too seriously during this current stint.

I'll take it more seriously during the fall/cuffing season.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 31, 2017, 06:14:34 PM
I think that line might be throwing you off some girls is all :yeshrug

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 31, 2017, 06:32:06 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 31, 2017, 06:14:34 PM
I think that line might be throwing you off some girls is all :yeshrug
If it is... they weren't that into me to begin with.

Usually the ones that are into me are pretty forgiving.

edit: It's really not worth the uphill battle to try and convince someone that's on the fence about me to date me.

I've tried that before and it usually results in rather lukewarm dates.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 31, 2017, 06:40:05 PM
Aight, u do u
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 31, 2017, 06:41:22 PM
I just build up like 10-15 matches, then blackout and see what I said in the morning
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 31, 2017, 06:48:03 PM
That Taylar girl and I are really hitting it off. :rejoice

She likes "Last Podcast on the Left". I think she's a keeper.  :leon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 31, 2017, 06:48:20 PM
I matched with a girl on Bumble, and we've been talking, to the point where she gave me her cell #. Most progress yet from the site.

Then today I was looking over her Bumble pics again and noticed a pic of her with my next door neighbor (she mentioned she grew up in the same town as me)... I haven't let her on to this fact yet. Small world!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 31, 2017, 07:51:45 PM
Which one should he block her for, though? :ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 01, 2017, 11:12:18 AM
Was getting tired of nothing happening on tinder and okcupid, decided, fuck it, let's go to some apps that have the pussy and grime im looking for.

Made an account on BeNaughty, instantly started sexting two bbw chicks. Feels so satisfying to just say hi to somebody, and then you're both masturbating to each other.

 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 01, 2017, 11:43:29 AM
Maybe I should try that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 01, 2017, 11:47:29 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 01, 2017, 11:43:29 AM
Maybe I should try that.

:gurl

Do you want sex, or a relationship? Because if you go into it for the later instead of the former:

(http://i.imgur.com/QHiJrBS.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 01, 2017, 12:25:09 PM
I don't know what I want.

I would like to stop being a loser and actually get some experince with sex. I would like to have women I find attractive also find me attractive.

I guess I would like validation from the opposite sex.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 01, 2017, 12:26:23 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 31, 2017, 06:32:06 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 31, 2017, 06:14:34 PM
I think that line might be throwing you off some girls is all :yeshrug
If it is... they weren't that into me to begin with.

Usually the ones that are into me are pretty forgiving.

edit: It's really not worth the uphill battle to try and convince someone that's on the fence about me to date me.

I've tried that before and it usually results in rather lukewarm dates.

Thing is, the only way they could even remotely be """""""into you""""""" (imagine 1 solid minute of airquotes) at that stage is based on 2 pics and 5 lines, that for all they know have been cautiously crafted and refined for weeks.

So when the first thing they hear directly from you, the actual person, not the profile, could easily depending on the person come across as "yo I'm busy, s'up?' sort of stuff you'd give to someone who's half bothering you, it isn't really great. First impressions matter, and pics+bio isn't a tenth of it.

Personal opinion and all that tho, and I've never used dating sites/apps, so what do I know  :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 01, 2017, 07:07:21 PM
Just asked out that Taylar girl. Now we wait.  :doge

edit: she's down. :rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
We're getting Indian food because she's never had it. Just like the last girl I was with.  :doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 01, 2017, 07:51:25 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 01, 2017, 11:47:29 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 01, 2017, 11:43:29 AM
Maybe I should try that.

:gurl

Do you want sex, or a relationship? Because if you go into it for the later instead of the former:

(http://i.imgur.com/QHiJrBS.jpg)

I mean, BeNaughty is a more legit feeling version of adult friend finder or whatever its called. Could real relationships start there? Sure. But if someone wants any sexual gratification, cyber sex or going straight for hook ups aint that bad.

Mutual masturbation is way beter than porn too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 01, 2017, 07:55:22 PM
Rhax, read this article, basically describes all the pros of cyber sex.

http://www.askmen.com/sex/cyber-sex.html
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 01, 2017, 08:20:21 PM
Wrath, that Moni girl responded back to me. :rejoice

Me: "Just browsing or is there something I can help you with?"
Her: "What kind of services do you offer?"

Ooh, that leaves the door open for me to say all sorts of pervy stuff.  :doge

Probably just keep it tame and say: "I'm a pretty good foot warmer during the winter. But a terrible air conditioner during the summer."

Eh?  :doge

edit: good enough. sent.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2017, 09:35:20 PM
fail
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 01, 2017, 09:45:02 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 01, 2017, 09:35:20 PM
fail

Yep, should've said "I can rock your world for $1,000."

At least be the hooker you're born to be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 01, 2017, 09:46:22 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 01, 2017, 09:35:20 PM
fail
"I can crank one out on your donut."

?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2017, 09:46:35 PM
I would have gone with '400/h, 500/h for the girlfriend experience.  No kissing.'
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 01, 2017, 09:47:24 PM
Ha. That's pretty funny.  :doge

Probably would've worked with her because she has that "I don't give a fuck attitude" in her pics & bio.

I'm too much of a softy at times. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 01, 2017, 09:48:24 PM
Sigh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2017, 09:48:42 PM
And when she doesn't reply message her the lyrics to pretty women line by line
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2017, 09:49:41 PM
Pretty woman, walkin' down the street
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2017, 09:50:02 PM
Pretty woman the kind I like to meet
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2017, 09:52:32 PM
Pretty woman I don't believe you, you're not the truth
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2017, 09:53:18 PM
No one could look as good as you, mercy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 01, 2017, 09:57:10 PM
It's not a huge loss if she doesn't get back to me. She's 19 and lives 48 miles away (in Asheville probably).

Also, I've already got a date with a cute 24 year old in my area this Friday lined up. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2017, 09:58:15 PM
Pretty woman don't walk on by
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 01, 2017, 10:01:24 PM
I dare you to tell a girl she won't be able to walk when you're done with her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 01, 2017, 10:07:38 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 01, 2017, 09:58:15 PM
Pretty woman don't walk on by

Please proceed, Mr. Governor.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 01, 2017, 10:16:19 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on August 01, 2017, 10:03:05 PM
Val, not everybody is as thirsty as you are.
Yo, fuck you. You kept asking me to post gifs.

I'm out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 01, 2017, 10:16:22 PM
Oh yeah, I'm still in contact with that girl in Brooklyn.

I'm going to tell her I'm coming up around mid to late September.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 01, 2017, 10:53:48 PM
Got a date set for next Wednesday, and this one seems really promising. This is with the girl who is friends with my neighbor.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2017, 11:46:45 PM
Pretty woman don't make me cry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 01, 2017, 11:50:39 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on August 02, 2017, 12:58:27 AM
I matched with a girl with the same kind of dog as me and we chatted a bunch about our dogs today and nothing else.

I feel like I should probably say I was interested in her too and not just the dogs!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 02, 2017, 01:19:40 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 02, 2017, 11:52:01 AM
Quote from: bluemax on August 02, 2017, 12:58:27 AM
I matched with a girl with the same kind of dog as me and we chatted a bunch about our dogs today and nothing else.

I feel like I should probably say I was interested in her too and not just the dogs!

Do that! But you know, slightly cuter and more clever
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 02, 2017, 11:57:18 AM
Quote from: bluemax on August 02, 2017, 12:58:27 AM
I feel like I should probably say I was interested in her too and not just the dogs!

You know what to do...

give her dogs the dick.

(Kidding)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 02, 2017, 03:34:51 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 01, 2017, 10:16:19 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on August 01, 2017, 10:03:05 PM
Val, not everybody is as thirsty as you are.
Yo, fuck you. You kept asking me to post gifs.

I'm out.
Looks like we drove off yet another female poster with our incessant ribbing.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 02, 2017, 04:31:48 PM
Hopefully you're not gone for good, Val, I appreciated your energy here
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 02, 2017, 05:45:49 PM
Got the date all set up for this Friday

Trying to think of something else to ask her but I think I'd rather not say anything else until we meet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 02, 2017, 06:12:29 PM
Indian, breh.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 02, 2017, 07:26:46 PM
Oh man how fun, all 3 of us have dates. Lets compare notes Saturday :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 02, 2017, 08:11:17 PM
If you don't mind waiting another week, I'll have mine next Wednesday. Not sure where I'm going to take her, yet, but I don't think she's too into Indian unfortunately :(

Will be going to an Indian restaurant on Sat for my birthday dinner at least!

Though for a first date, I do think Indian food is really risky if they have never had it before - since it seems like such a love-it-or-hate-it cuisine. Not too much in between. I read an article once how sushi works really well on a first date (the first date with my ex was at a trendy sushi place), and at least around here nearly every single white girl loves it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 02, 2017, 08:23:46 PM
Yeah I agree Indian is risky first date move especially if you're lookin to get lucky :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 02, 2017, 08:32:35 PM
The Indian restaurant we're going to is somewhat Americanized, so I'm not too worried.

Also, what's the proper etiquette when it comes to asking if a girl is DTF?  :doge

The last girl I was with was pretty blatant about it but that's kinda atypical.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 02, 2017, 08:52:19 PM
You don't. Dating is the work of finding out
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 02, 2017, 08:52:29 PM
your energy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 02, 2017, 08:55:29 PM
"So, I'm going to need you to sign this release and these waivers before we get to any further...you know."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on August 02, 2017, 11:38:04 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 02, 2017, 11:52:01 AM
Quote from: bluemax on August 02, 2017, 12:58:27 AM
I matched with a girl with the same kind of dog as me and we chatted a bunch about our dogs today and nothing else.

I feel like I should probably say I was interested in her too and not just the dogs!

Do that! But you know, slightly cuter and more clever

I did it almost exactly like that. She just responded but my dog is laying on me in such a way I can't reach my phone to check the response.

Edit: Hmm, opened Tinder and it pooped its pants. Finally got it to work and now there is no response. Joy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 03, 2017, 04:59:31 AM
Why do you people keep on bringing dates to Indian restaurants, I can't imagine a less sexy food.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 03, 2017, 05:16:33 AM
That's mainly my fault.  :doge

Also, Indian is definitely one of my top five favorite cuisines so if I'm paying for dinner... it's most likely going to be Indian.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 03, 2017, 06:51:19 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 03, 2017, 04:59:31 AM
Why do you people keep on bringing dates to Indian restaurants,

Because Indian food is amazing, you tremendous pleb. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 03, 2017, 06:56:07 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 03, 2017, 06:51:19 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 03, 2017, 04:59:31 AM
Why do you people keep on bringing dates to Indian restaurants,

Because Indian food is amazing, you tremendous pleb. :ufup

I love Indian food, I just don't think it's the best first date choice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 03, 2017, 12:24:09 PM
Well it's relatively cheap and these dudes insist on paying for their dates because they're afraid of being ghosted for the millionth time so it has a good quality/dollar ratio.

Personally, I blame tweens and chivalry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 03, 2017, 01:26:21 PM
Have always paid for dates, it's called being a gentleman  :putin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 03, 2017, 04:08:28 PM
Well the question is do you do this for everyone or just the girls you want to plow? Because if it's the latter, the only girl who would respect that is someone who is not looking for a gentleman.

 :yeshrug

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I think most guys who always pay are just afraid of confrontation and challenging a societal norm and/or they're dating girls who don't work.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 03, 2017, 04:31:31 PM
:lol I definitely do not pay out of fear, I pay because when you're with me, you're getting taken care of 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 03, 2017, 04:35:14 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on August 03, 2017, 04:08:28 PM
Well the question is do you do this for everyone or just the girls you want to plow? Because if it's the latter, the only girl who would respect that is someone who is not looking for a gentleman.

 :yeshrug

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I think most guys who always pay are just afraid of confrontation and challenging a societal norm and/or they're dating girls who don't work.
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Are you fucking real right now? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 03, 2017, 05:06:22 PM
I mean I'll note that I do pay about half the time and always pay when I'm the one that's asking the other person out. Also if I'm out with friends, I'm usually pretty generous with buying stuff for everyone. There's nothing wrong with just being nice and this is coming from somebody who can be an extremely antisocial asshole.

There is something wrong if only one of the two people in a relationship is paying for everything (if both of you are employed).  When I ask guys who do that why they do it, they always give very evasive answers that make me think there's something they don't want to say.

Some just outright say the girl has no money which I'm cool with but it's fun to push their buttons when they say it's something they just feel emotionally compelled to do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 03, 2017, 05:10:54 PM
Nobody said they're paying for all the meals for every person they're going out with besides you, dear. :ufup You're projecting and throwing a tantrum at shadows that aren't even there. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 03, 2017, 05:14:42 PM
The money to pussy ratio becomes fucked if ya spend more on them than you could a hooker, cheap or mid tier one at that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 03, 2017, 05:34:33 PM
Dating men, I expect us to split it down the middle as I always do with friends.

I always leave a bigger tip, though that'll be the case whether it's a date or not.

Whooo white cool young dude engineer guilt~
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 03, 2017, 05:43:58 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 03, 2017, 05:10:54 PM
Nobody said they're paying for all the meals for every person they're going out with besides you, dear. :ufup You're projecting and throwing a tantrum at shadows that aren't even there. :ufup

I'll have you know that I have been criticized for paying and not paying (by different girls of course).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 03, 2017, 06:31:41 PM
In most cases, I haven't really had much of a problem with paying for my dates. But the bills have to stay within reason, of course. There was one broad I went on a few dates with a couple years back where two dinners racked up around $100. Even then, this could have been tolerable if we wound up having sex (we didn't). On the plus side, she did invite me to a naked pool party and I got to see that at least (fantastic body, but ugly ass face).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 03, 2017, 06:38:25 PM
I date white southern girls

aka i pay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 03, 2017, 07:31:18 PM
Quote from: Huff on August 03, 2017, 06:38:25 PM
I date white southern girls

aka i pay

in myriad of ways but summer dresses  :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 03, 2017, 09:05:33 PM
Also, Valkyrie's a chick?

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is she hawt?
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 03, 2017, 10:57:40 PM
Here's hoping my date goes well tomorrow.

This work week has been super stressful so this dinner will be a nice distraction. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bork on August 03, 2017, 10:58:21 PM
Come back, Valk.  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 03, 2017, 11:05:41 PM
Come back, Creepy Stalker  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on August 03, 2017, 11:06:13 PM
Come back Amir0x   :jared
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bork on August 03, 2017, 11:09:55 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 03, 2017, 11:05:41 PM
Come back, Creepy Stalker  :'(
:trigger

Quote from: zomgee on August 03, 2017, 11:06:13 PM
Come back Amir0x   :jared
:donot

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on August 03, 2017, 11:16:14 PM
I saw that movie in the theater. I paid money to see it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on August 03, 2017, 11:42:21 PM
I find that in Los Angeles there are too many girls who will go out with dudes just to get a free meal. So I'm not into dinner for a first date anymore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 04, 2017, 12:13:31 AM
90% of the time, I tend to meet women first at a low key place, like a coffee shop (usually Starbucks). Waaaay cheaper, and will give you a good idea for both sides if they want to bother initiating anything further.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 04, 2017, 06:53:15 AM
IMO, you can tell pretty easily if a girl is excited to have dinner with you vs. just wanting a free meal for the night.  With the latter, I just cancel.  I've never ghosted a girl but I'm not above that behavior either.

Trust your gut and don't be afraid to move on from someone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 04, 2017, 12:15:43 PM
In hindsight, that heroin addict girl was definitely using me for free food and a ride.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 04, 2017, 12:28:36 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 04, 2017, 03:22:54 PM
Date cancelled on me. Shit.  :doge

Well, at least I can hang out with my friends now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 04, 2017, 03:29:57 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 04, 2017, 03:22:54 PM
Date cancelled on me. Shit.  :doge

Well, at least I can hang out with my friends now.
(http://i.imgur.com/UCqbgPt.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 04, 2017, 03:43:09 PM
All these matches, sending a message and... nothing.

Yep, this is Grindr 2.0 alright. :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 04, 2017, 03:56:26 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 05, 2017, 04:41:53 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 05, 2017, 10:00:50 AM
I don't understand Jack's posts at all!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 05, 2017, 10:03:10 AM
It wasn't hilldawg he was banging
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 05, 2017, 10:52:50 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on August 05, 2017, 02:25:19 AM
We had sex at her place. Fucking kill me.
Does she remind you of an ex or something?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 05, 2017, 11:38:10 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 05, 2017, 10:52:50 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on August 05, 2017, 02:25:19 AM
We had sex at her place. Fucking kill me.
Does she remind you of an ex or something?

Quote from: Huff on August 05, 2017, 10:03:10 AM
It wasn't hilldawg he was banging

.

All that needs to be said, we don't need to know more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 05, 2017, 11:49:00 AM
Errebody getting their nuts bless up :rejoice

Quote from: Atramental on August 04, 2017, 12:15:43 PM
In hindsight, that heroin addict girl was definitely using me for ________and _________.
Fixed for your future reference.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 05, 2017, 12:51:17 PM
These have got to be the shittiest date deets I've ever read.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 05, 2017, 01:36:08 PM
Bless up cats, livin' it to the limit and lovin' it a lot. Strong mid-season, hope fall season is as good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 05, 2017, 02:42:48 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 05, 2017, 02:49:07 PM
Wish I had a wife so I could get a steady side piece.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 05, 2017, 02:52:45 PM
:leon @ Spence.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 05, 2017, 06:11:39 PM
Proud of you Cats, and happy it worked out and you're really enjoying yourself. Thanks for the free erotica btw. Remember to share more along your adventures.
:lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 06, 2017, 01:37:32 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 06, 2017, 11:32:58 AM
It looks like I have a lot to live up to Wednesday. Though at the rate I'm going, if we end the date with a hug it'll be a success.  :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 06, 2017, 01:29:13 PM
Be proud of your brothers and sisters but don't compare (yourself). Bless up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 06, 2017, 07:55:46 PM
Surprised to see so many people here finding success on tinder. It's my first time using it, but I'm not liking it so far. I'll try it again at the end of this month when I'm back from my trip to Phuket, hopefully with some better pics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 06, 2017, 07:59:25 PM
Personally, I don't like it myself. It's too "meat locker"-ish. Yes, you can view their profile, but given it's basically "swipe left/right on their default picture" I wonder how many people actually go through a profile instead of a five second "yeah, they're attractive: like" "no, they're ugly: dislike" kneejerk.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 06, 2017, 08:13:11 PM
Quote from: Beezy on August 06, 2017, 07:55:46 PM
Surprised to see so many people here finding success on tinder. It's my first time using it, but I'm not liking it so far. I'll try it again at the end of this month when I'm back from my trip to Phuket, hopefully with some better pics.

Here's what I think helped me: main profile photo that shows my whole face but isn't a selfie or looking directly into the camera

Forward but casual/fun profile

Getting tinder plus and using the hell out of super likes

Patience
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 06, 2017, 09:35:32 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 07, 2017, 01:44:01 AM
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Quote from: Beezy on August 06, 2017, 07:55:46 PM
Surprised to see so many people here finding success on tinder. It's my first time using it, but I'm not liking it so far. I'll try it again at the end of this month when I'm back from my trip to Phuket, hopefully with some better pics.

I made a tinder but I still haven't used it. My current dates are still from OKC.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 07, 2017, 01:50:10 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 07, 2017, 02:27:51 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 06, 2017, 07:55:46 PM
Surprised to see so many people here finding success on tinder. It's my first time using it, but I'm not liking it so far. I'll try it again at the end of this month when I'm back from my trip to Phuket, hopefully with some better pics.
I wonder what their secret is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 07, 2017, 06:19:29 AM
Stay safe, friends.

(https://i.imgur.com/aBHrnES.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 07, 2017, 11:32:35 AM
Matched with this girl last night while I was asleep and trying to think of a cheeky opener:

(http://i.imgur.com/xJHTjzq.png?1)

"So who do I have to beat the shit out of in order to take you out for pizza?"

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 07, 2017, 11:55:38 AM
Yes. Exactly. Send her that line.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 07, 2017, 01:04:23 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 07, 2017, 01:10:06 PM
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Law 47 of the 48 Laws of Power, "Do Not go Past The Mark You Aimed For, In Victory Learn When To Stop" (as read & performed by CatsCatsCats)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 07, 2017, 01:11:18 PM
I need to re-read that book (or at least get the audio book). So good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 07, 2017, 03:00:35 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on August 07, 2017, 01:50:34 AM
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 :comeon

Jack, I think you post more than me in the anime thread.

If anything I'm a jrpg nerd, and maybe Japan language nerd, but anime weaboo I am not.  :derp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on August 08, 2017, 12:19:17 AM
See 99% match on OKC.

Last line of her profile "if you live on the West Side forget about it."

I live on the West Side :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 08, 2017, 12:37:33 AM
Quote from: Exodust on August 06, 2017, 08:18:26 PM
Quote from: Beezy on August 06, 2017, 07:55:46 PM
Surprised to see so many people here finding success on tinder. It's my first time using it, but I'm not liking it so far. I'll try it again at the end of this month when I'm back from my trip to Phuket, hopefully with some better pics.

It's based on patience and persistence. I'll help you out with your profile if you want.
I may take you up on that offer in a few weeks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 08, 2017, 04:17:58 PM
Quote from: bluemax on August 08, 2017, 12:19:17 AM
See 99% match on OKC.

Last line of her profile "if you live on the West Side forget about it."

I live on the West Side :(

Stealth brag about you finding your Maria ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 08, 2017, 04:56:54 PM
So many matches and zero dates.

I just can't cut it in this Chad eat Beta/Virgin world.

(http://i.imgur.com/0Syma0y.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 08, 2017, 05:06:52 PM
Stop using that line  :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 05:07:32 PM
STFU. At least you get matches.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 08, 2017, 05:19:57 PM
Hey. I look like a fucking human potato but at least I smile & appear happy. :bolo

Being all serious looking (if you use the pics I think you're using) doesn't wet anyone's genital flaps. :ufup

Girls on these dating apps/sites are looking for guys who will drag them out of their boring/shit lives. Not the other way around.

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 08, 2017, 05:06:52 PM
Stop using that line  :hitler
Don't worry. I'm retiring it.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 08, 2017, 05:31:25 PM
Looking happy / fun is solid advice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 06:02:28 PM
Whatever, I'm tired of having to play this shitty game with women.

I just spent the last week talking to that "married" girl and listening/reading all the sex stuff she wanted to do with me. Only to get played and told no.

If there was something that killed your interest in sex/the opposite sex I'd take it. Does any of that hormone stuff lower your sex drive and whatever?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 08, 2017, 06:12:34 PM
We've all at some point in time pursued somebody we shouldn't have and then been "disappointed". First you feel angry, then self-pity, then the guilt comes by to take a shit on your face.

You got to get through that anger-shit-face phase and accept  :ufup and move on to somebody else.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 08, 2017, 06:21:35 PM
My "ex" just broke up with her 3rd bf this year.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 08, 2017, 06:27:42 PM
stop it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 08, 2017, 06:51:32 PM
Now's your chance to impregnate her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2017, 07:24:06 PM
Why not go back to your pawg for a FWB relationship as you look for a more permanent relationship elsewhere. Rebuild your stroke game as you prepare for the next challenge. Be a savage.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 08, 2017, 07:33:21 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 08, 2017, 06:51:32 PM
Now's your chance to impregnate her

This. Now your chance to make that Facebook official longer than 24 hours. Go for it, bb.

I may or may not be drunk for this advice. Take it as you will.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 06:02:28 PM
Whatever, I'm tired of having to play this shitty game with women.

I just spent the last week talking to that "married" girl and listening/reading all the sex stuff she wanted to do with me. Only to get played and told no.

If there was something that killed your interest in sex/the opposite sex I'd take it. Does any of that hormone stuff lower your sex drive and whatever?

Shut the fuck up, you flaming homo. If I can get sex with a woman with zero-fucking interest in them, so can you. Stop being your depressed ass and actually move on when women shoot you down. You were working out, what the fuck happened to that? Focus on that, change your shitty attitude to where you don't exude Elliot Rodgers and you'll get into a girls pants eventually. Read that underlined word carefully and then repeat it to yourself.

I'm so tired of your bullshit, tbh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 08, 2017, 07:50:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2017, 07:24:06 PM
Why not go back to your pawg for a FWB relationship as you look for a more permanent relationship elsewhere. Rebuild your stroke game as you prepare for the next challenge. Be a savage.
I'm thinking about it...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7ZeCi0yTgb9AqXFm/giphy.gif)

edit: Any pointers?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 07:55:25 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 08, 2017, 07:33:21 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 08, 2017, 06:51:32 PM
Now's your chance to impregnate her

This. Now your chance to make that Facebook official longer than 24 hours. Go for it, bb.

I may or may not be drunk for this advice. Take it as you will.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 06:02:28 PM
Whatever, I'm tired of having to play this shitty game with women.

I just spent the last week talking to that "married" girl and listening/reading all the sex stuff she wanted to do with me. Only to get played and told no.

If there was something that killed your interest in sex/the opposite sex I'd take it. Does any of that hormone stuff lower your sex drive and whatever?

Shut the fuck up, you flaming homo. If I can get sex with a woman with zero-fucking interest in them, so can you. Stop being your depressed ass and actually move on when women shoot you down. You were working out, what the fuck happened to that? Focus on that, change your shitty attitude to where you don't exude Elliot Rodgers and you'll get into a girls pants eventually. Read that underlined word carefully and then repeat it to yourself.

I'm so tired of your bullshit, tbh.
Man this sure isn't the same shit I've heard forever.

Yeah eventually you'll find someone. Eventually you'll have some success. Eventually if you just "try" and "put yourself out there" you'll find something whatever the fuck that means.

Even though none of that ever actually eventually happens.

Change my shitty attitude? Why women only keep proving it correct.

So I'm tired of that bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 08, 2017, 08:02:37 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2017, 07:24:06 PM
Why not go back to your pawg for a FWB relationship as you look for a more permanent relationship elsewhere. Rebuild your stroke game as you prepare for the next challenge. Be a savage.

Ya take advice from panic-mcgee here. 

BTW, is the next bore-con at your wedding?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 08, 2017, 08:12:28 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 07:55:25 PM
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaRO5-V1uK0

Bless up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 08, 2017, 09:33:44 PM
Probably my favorite thing about my new (well, been there for 3 months) job is all the hot women there. Very diverse mix too, from PAWGs to Indians to Latinas and of course a few cute Japanese girls! Only problem is that like any large corp things are pretty segmented and people don't really talk too much cross-sector. Cute petite Indian girl introduced herself to me a few weeks back and a cute BBW black girl smiles at me in the hall and says hi - I know meeting at work opens up a whole bag of worms but I just wish I was able to introduce myself to random people and keep a convo going :P

Anyways - been talking every night to the one I met off Bumble, the 1st grade teacher. We're going for sushi tomorrow at a place near her - wish me luck!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 08, 2017, 09:48:03 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 08, 2017, 04:56:54 PM
So many matches and zero dates.

I just can't cut it in this Chad eat Beta/Virgin world.

(http://i.imgur.com/0Syma0y.png)

Did you feed it pizza?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2017, 09:48:14 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 08, 2017, 07:50:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2017, 07:24:06 PM
Why not go back to your pawg for a FWB relationship as you look for a more permanent relationship elsewhere. Rebuild your stroke game as you prepare for the next challenge. Be a savage.
I'm thinking about it...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7ZeCi0yTgb9AqXFm/giphy.gif)

edit: Any pointers?

just DM or text her "hey..." and see what happens
:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 08, 2017, 10:29:14 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 07:55:25 PM
Change my shitty attitude? Why women only keep proving it correct.

Can we go back to hearing about that other guy having sex with a side piece instead of more of this garbage?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 10:32:08 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 08, 2017, 10:29:14 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 07:55:25 PM
Change my shitty attitude? Why women only keep proving it correct.

Can we go back to hearing about that other guy having sex with a side piece instead of more of this garbage?
Please, I love having my ponint proven that many of you simply have success by simply existing and not putting that much effort into it.


"Oh look I just use tinder and bam".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 08, 2017, 10:36:51 PM
Rahx, I was successful on tinder and I can tell you it doesn't fix depression or low self esteem. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 08, 2017, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 10:32:08 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 08, 2017, 10:29:14 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 07:55:25 PM
Change my shitty attitude? Why women only keep proving it correct.

Can we go back to hearing about that other guy having sex with a side piece instead of more of this garbage?
Please, I love having my ponint proven that many of you simply have success by simply existing and not putting that much effort into it.


"Oh look I just use tinder and bam".

I thought it was pretty clear that I wanted less of this. I'm trying to get hard here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 10:40:39 PM
NVM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 08, 2017, 11:28:03 PM
I totally skate by because women want to sleep with me for who I am, the person I made myself. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 08, 2017, 11:32:27 PM
If you made yourself why do you have a bellybutton?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 08, 2017, 11:40:46 PM
Aesthetics
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 08, 2017, 11:46:48 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 09, 2017, 12:02:01 AM
learn to laugh at yourself, your life will also get a lot easier *100 emoji*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on August 09, 2017, 12:17:38 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 08, 2017, 04:17:58 PM
Quote from: bluemax on August 08, 2017, 12:19:17 AM
See 99% match on OKC.

Last line of her profile "if you live on the West Side forget about it."

I live on the West Side :(

Stealth brag about you finding your Maria ?

Lulz no. She didn't respond.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 09, 2017, 01:22:54 AM
NVM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 09, 2017, 05:18:51 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 09, 2017, 05:41:16 AM
UPDATE

my gf continues to be amazing omgomgomgomgomg  :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 09, 2017, 03:52:49 PM
Man tinder is so great and easy.

Matched with two girls today, sent them messages, and was quickly unmatched by them.

Yeah women are so great. Tinder is such a great thing to use. Really coincidence building.

But hey maybe EVENTUALLY something good will happen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 09, 2017, 04:22:21 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rKJp5xRVpJs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 05:48:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 09, 2017, 03:52:49 PM
Man tinder is so great and easy.

Matched with two girls today, sent them messages, and was quickly unmatched by them.

Yeah women are so great. Tinder is such a great thing to use. Really coincidence building.

But hey maybe EVENTUALLY something good will happen.
What did you say?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 05:59:06 PM
Also, against my better judgment... I'm messaging back my fling sometime today. Pray for me, brehs...

And if anyone has a secret crush on me speak now before I'm totally off the market.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 09, 2017, 06:03:37 PM
Season 2 brehs

 :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: Raist on August 09, 2017, 06:03:37 PM
Season 2 brehs

 :lawd
She messaged me back super fast. Fuck.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 09, 2017, 06:26:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 05:48:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 09, 2017, 03:52:49 PM
Man tinder is so great and easy.

Matched with two girls today, sent them messages, and was quickly unmatched by them.

Yeah women are so great. Tinder is such a great thing to use. Really coincidence building.

But hey maybe EVENTUALLY something good will happen.
What did you say?
I don't know since they deemed it so offensive they had to go further in their ignoring and un-match me. Either way it was something to do with their profiles, but like most women they were uninterested.

Quote from: Jack Remington on August 09, 2017, 06:16:59 PM
Rahx is the Ziggy Sobotka of Season 2.
I understood that reference.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 09, 2017, 07:07:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: Raist on August 09, 2017, 06:03:37 PM
Season 2 brehs

 :lawd
She messaged me back super fast. Fuck.  :doge

:rejoice

Transcripts please.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 07:12:05 PM
Had a little bit of an exchange and just asked her if she was free this weekend. No response yet.  :doge

If she doesn't get back to me it's probably for the best. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 09, 2017, 07:22:43 PM
SMASH IT FROM SPACEEEEEEEEE

But seriously set limits and don't wifey this chick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 07:36:48 PM
I'm no where near as horned up as I was back in December.  :doge

edit: I really shouldn't be wasting my time with girls tbh. It's a distraction from what I should be doing: leaving my job for a better one and becoming a better designer/illustrator.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 08:08:49 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 07:12:05 PM
Had a little bit of an exchange and just asked her if she was free this weekend. No response yet.  :doge

If she doesn't get back to me it's probably for the best. :yeshrug

(http://i.imgur.com/uce0SLP.png?2)

(http://i.imgur.com/I0V5I5g.gif)


Need to figure out how to work around the whole "my sister is living with me" thing tho.   :doge

edit: Just called my mom. Sister is moving in Sunday. We good.  :itagaki
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 09, 2017, 08:12:54 PM
Rahx, I'm sorry but everybody gets ghosted. Most people on tinder just want to see if other cute people think they're cute. No more, no less.

But if you want to evaluate your self worth by rejections that's cool. My advice is to be awesome enough that you want to date yourself. Practice jokes in your head until you make yourself laugh.

Quote from: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 07:36:48 PM
I'm no where near as horned up as I was back in December.  :doge

edit: I really shouldn't be wasting my time with girls tbh. It's a distraction from what I should be doing: leaving my job for a better one and becoming a better designer/illustrator.

Mmhmm, that's wrong. Dating or just being social enough for a fling isn't going to distract you. If anything, it should make you more productive by not getting lonely and depressed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 09, 2017, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on August 09, 2017, 08:12:54 PM
But if you want to evaluate your self worth by rejections that's cool. My advice is to be awesome enough that you want to date yourself. Practice jokes in your head until you make yourself laugh.
Don't ever do this in public, though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 09, 2017, 08:18:28 PM
I don't even know who you're mixing me up with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 09, 2017, 08:32:14 PM
Mixing you up with Dufus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 09, 2017, 08:37:31 PM
And yeah, I also got a ton of ghosting matches when I first started tinder. Numbers game.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 08:42:11 PM
Basically, 1 out of 75 to 100 right swipes I'll get a match. And 1 out of 10 matches I'll get a response. And maybe (if I'm lucky) 1 out of 10 girls that respond back to me will try to line up a date.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on August 09, 2017, 08:43:06 PM
Rahx, don't take things so personally. You're too hard on yourself. And don't date. With your current mindset it can only make things worse.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 09, 2017, 08:54:09 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 09, 2017, 08:32:14 PM
Mixing you up with Dufus
Of course.  Pff. >:(

For the record, Jack, I will shitpost one-liners wherever I damn well please. :bolo
Can't shame the shameless. (http://i.imgur.com/2m1dPLC.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 09, 2017, 09:04:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 08:08:49 PM
edit: Just called my mom. Sister is moving in Sunday. We good.  :itagaki

Just in time for your Facebook status update, how cool is that!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:teehee
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 09, 2017, 09:05:00 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on August 09, 2017, 08:43:06 PM
Rahx, don't take things so personally. You're too hard on yourself. And don't date. With your current mindset it can only make things worse.
Well then I guess it's another decade and then some of waiting for the EVENTUAL. I sure hope the single 40 year old women are happy with someone who is super un-experienced.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 09, 2017, 09:21:00 PM
bro, if it takes you til you're 40 to get hung together -- a) that's fine b) you don't gotta date in your age range

Lots of fine ladies in the world who want an older guy. And women statistically get hotter every fresh batch  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 09, 2017, 09:35:38 PM
Got back from my date, kinda hard to gauge how it went, I felt like maybe at the end I got too comfortable and started talking about pointless shit again as I have a habit of doing. At the end of the date when walking to my car she thought I was following her and asked if I was following her... that was kinda weird?

Oh well, guess I'll text her tomorrow and see if she responds. Also gonna try to email these 2 other people from Match and see if they're interested in going out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 09, 2017, 10:20:10 PM
Quote from: tiesto on August 09, 2017, 09:35:38 PM
Got back from my date, kinda hard to gauge how it went, I felt like maybe at the end I got too comfortable and started talking about pointless shit again as I have a habit of doing. At the end of the date when walking to my car she thought I was following her and asked if I was following her... that was kinda weird?

Oh well, guess I'll text her tomorrow and see if she responds. Also gonna try to email these 2 other people from Match and see if they're interested in going out.

Yeah, that's kinda weird. And not on you, but her. Like is it so weird that people at the same place may have parked in the same general area and be walking back in the same direction? Seems pretty normal unless you both parked down some alleyway or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 09, 2017, 10:22:42 PM
How embarrassing (for her).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 09, 2017, 11:31:54 PM
This is why you gotta do the whole "I'm that way" thing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 09, 2017, 11:36:20 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 09, 2017, 08:37:31 PM
And yeah, I also got a ton of ghosting matches when I first started tinder. Numbers game.
Yeah and then not long into your tinder use you found an attractive girl you easily had sex with.

I swipe right on every girl so thats 100 swipes a day and maybe get 1 every week that I find attractive and I sure haven't had sex from any tinder use. I've been using it for about a year.

But yes it's fine that I will continue to have a dry spell and be emotionally unsatisfied until I'm in my 40s. There's no way that won't fuck me up. I also won't feel at all bitter about wasting my prime years.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 09, 2017, 11:57:52 PM
Rahx, you're already fucked up. You have such a shitty attitude towards women. You want a relationship with one so bad, yet you never have anything positive to say about them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 10, 2017, 12:06:42 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 10, 2017, 12:21:16 AM
Rahx I really think you should keep away from dating and see a therapist.  It will truly help.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 12:31:59 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 09, 2017, 11:57:52 PM
Rahx, you're already fucked up. You have such a shitty attitude towards women. You want a relationship with one so bad, yet you never have anything positive to say about them.
Why would I have anything positive to say? I've been rejected, ignored, and played by them my whole life. 

I did see a therapist and it was such a waste of time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 10, 2017, 12:34:58 AM
Rahx, one thing that stuck out of your rant is the "I find maybe 1 out of 100 women attractive". So it's like you only want to date (or do you just want to sleep with?) supermodels, but you have a shitty attitude and that kind of women is not gonna want to be with you. It feels like you've had your views of what is attractive shaped by media and porn instead of like...normal people.

My advice would be to spend more time with normal people. Do some charity events, help feed the homeless in your area, clean the beach, etc...not only do you get to feel good helping others, it's an easy non-awkward way to instantly place yourself within a group of socially normal people and people who do that kind of stuff will usually be more cool & friendly & accepting. Maybe delete Tinder and dating for 3 months and spend those 3 months doing one thing every weekend with other people, then jump back on and I guarantee you'll find more women "attractive" out of those 100 and you'll probably start meeting some people and maybe finding a gf.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 12:31:59 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 09, 2017, 11:57:52 PM
Rahx, you're already fucked up. You have such a shitty attitude towards women. You want a relationship with one so bad, yet you never have anything positive to say about them.
Why would I have anything positive to say? I've been rejected, ignored, and played by them my whole life. 

I did see a therapist and it was such a waste of time.

My dating was a disaster in my 20s and I've more bad luck run-ins and rejections than almost everyone I know, but I'm still staying positive about it. It's all about that attitude. When you get frustrated with dating, take a break. It helps seriously. You need to get away from all this bad mojo and find new outlets around people. Just don't go into those outlets looking for women to fuck. Go into them looking to have some fun and get away from all the negativity in your life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 10, 2017, 12:37:17 AM
Nothing will change if you can't get over blaming women for not wanting you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on August 10, 2017, 12:41:40 AM
I don't think he's blaming women for not wanting him. I forget what I last told Rahx, but it still applies. Demystify the whole thing, but that's hard to do until someone has shown you they find you worthwhile.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 10, 2017, 12:46:33 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 12:31:59 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 09, 2017, 11:57:52 PM
Rahx, you're already fucked up. You have such a shitty attitude towards women. You want a relationship with one so bad, yet you never have anything positive to say about them.
Why would I have anything positive to say? I've been rejected, ignored, and played by them my whole life. 

I did see a therapist and it was such a waste of time.

This isn’t a healthy attitude. It’s NOT a waste of time to talk to someone.  But it DOES take time to reach breakthroughs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 01:13:39 AM
And again with the "you have unrealistic standards thing".

I really don't.

Or rather I guess I do, because I'm attracted to decent looking women and I guess I have to settle for much less.

I find most of the women on tinder attractive. I'm into short and slightly thick ethnic women. I'm not looking for modelesque women.

I mean here's a picture of the girl I was super into. She's a short and thick mexican girl. Hardly a model.
https://imgur.com/a/aGcSC

But of course after basically a year mixed signals she said nope. Like pretty much every girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 10, 2017, 01:33:34 AM
A year of mixed signals? 🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 10, 2017, 01:55:42 AM
Oh, sorry Raxh, I misread your previous post. I haven't really used Tinder so I thought you were saying out of 100 profiles you'd only find 1 attractive.
Well that's good that you're open to most people.

But yeah, in the tinder world, one year of connection?  If you're not getting the same texting back that you're sending within 4-5 days, and if you don't meet up on a real date within 2-3 weeks you gotta move on.

I still think what I said about spending more time in non-sexual social situations with men and women like charity events would make you feel better about yourself and increase your social charm. And again, I think when you're really down in the dumps it's good to take a break for a few months and enjoy life instead.

Therapists are hit and miss. I think you having one is a good idea. Hell, I have a monthly dating therapist and I'd like to think I'm fairly level headed, but having someone to talk about my dating experiences 1 on 1 always makes me feel better about myself when I walk out. I'd recommend therapist shopping until you find one that clicks, but if someone is down on you don't necessarily quit on them, tough love can be good with therapists. My first therapist only said nice things to me and it was useless, my second therapist called me out on some stuff and was helpful.

I think you can always turn things around Rahx, no matter how bad it is. But if things aren't working then doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of insanity and it will grind you down even more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 10, 2017, 03:33:23 AM
Going back to an ex is like trying a pair of shoes again, after they didn't fit you last time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 10, 2017, 04:33:53 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 12:31:59 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 09, 2017, 11:57:52 PM
Rahx, you're already fucked up. You have such a shitty attitude towards women. You want a relationship with one so bad, yet you never have anything positive to say about them.
Why would I have anything positive to say? I've been rejected, ignored, and played by them my whole life. 

I did see a therapist and it was such a waste of time.
Dunno how old you are, but I've said here before that my first real relationship and first time having sex was at 26 years old. Yet I didn't spend my early 20s hating women and blaming them for everything that goes wrong in my life like you do. It probably helped that I've always had a few female friends who I would never pursue. You'll continue being stuck where you are if you don't find out and fix your issues. Some people get accepted as they are, some don't. That's life. Shit isn't meant to be "fair".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 10, 2017, 07:09:44 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 12:31:59 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 09, 2017, 11:57:52 PM
Rahx, you're already fucked up. You have such a shitty attitude towards women. You want a relationship with one so bad, yet you never have anything positive to say about them.
Why would I have anything positive to say? I've been rejected, ignored, and played by them my whole life. 

I did see a therapist and it was such a waste of time.

Think of all the billions of men who have been able to stick their dick inside of a vagina.

Then there's you.

I'm sure it's all their fault though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 10, 2017, 07:30:35 AM
you have an unrealistic expectation that talking to women is a fucking equation. if you say the right thing + have a decent pic + something interesting in your profile = guaranteed response. it doesn't fucking work like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 10, 2017, 08:24:47 AM
It's just a form of self sabotage. We all experience it in different ways.


Now excuse me while I continue to browse the internet instead of doing my job...


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 09:26:04 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on August 10, 2017, 02:19:25 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 08:42:11 PM
Basically, 1 out of 75 to 100 right swipes I'll get a match. And 1 out of 10 matches I'll get a response. And maybe (if I'm lucky) 1 out of 10 girls that respond back to me will try to line up a date.

For the sake of calculation, let's go with 1 in 75 for the first number. This means that only one in 7,500 Tinder users is willing to date you. You're in Greenville, right? Population of about 68,000, so around 34,000 females total. But let's use the county numbers: 491,863 according to the 2015 ACS data. 252,620 females, of which 19.8% are between the ages of 20 and 34 according to ACS. So about 50,018 females in your age range. A lot of these are probably married, but maybe you're cool with that. Rounding up, since the population might have grown since the 2015 community survey, I calculate you have a total of seven potential Tinder dates in the county if literally every single woman is on Tinder, assuming you keep up your current success rate.

Maybe going back to your ex isn't such a bad idea.
Also, fun fact, only one girl that I dated was from Greenville County.

The rest were either from Spartanburg or North Carolina.  :doge

edit: Greenville is also full of rich and attractive people so it's kind of hard to compete with that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 10, 2017, 09:39:28 AM
You know, talking about  that Tinder response thing:

It happens even with the gay male side. It's making me wonder what the point of Tinder is beyond feeling good about getting likes... I mean, sure, relationships that's all well and good. But there's OkCupid for that. Meanwhile if you're looking for hook-ups, there's Grindr and Scruff for that.

Maybe it's better for hooking up as breeders. IDK, but that lack of messages and having to be the first move is dumb.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 11:00:13 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 10, 2017, 07:09:44 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 12:31:59 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 09, 2017, 11:57:52 PM
Rahx, you're already fucked up. You have such a shitty attitude towards women. You want a relationship with one so bad, yet you never have anything positive to say about them.
Why would I have anything positive to say? I've been rejected, ignored, and played by them my whole life. 

I did see a therapist and it was such a waste of time.

Think of all the billions of men who have been able to stick their dick inside of a vagina.

Then there's you.

I'm sure it's all their fault though.
Well clearly it's me, as I've said all of you have a much easier time than I do. Which is why most of the time anyone's advice here is worthless, because I tried it and it did nothing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 11:15:58 AM
Probably the sooner you move out of the Chicago area the better.

After seeing how butt hurt Chicagoans get about ketchup on a hot dog I've basically written off the whole city as a bunch of stuck up cunts.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 10, 2017, 11:40:02 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 11:00:13 AM
because I tried it and it did nothing.

Again: Maybe it's your shitty attitude that is not helping you?

You: "FUCK ALL WHORES. THEY WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!"

Do you think women are going to be attracted to that?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 10, 2017, 11:40:17 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 11:00:13 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 10, 2017, 07:09:44 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 12:31:59 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 09, 2017, 11:57:52 PM
Rahx, you're already fucked up. You have such a shitty attitude towards women. You want a relationship with one so bad, yet you never have anything positive to say about them.
Why would I have anything positive to say? I've been rejected, ignored, and played by them my whole life. 

I did see a therapist and it was such a waste of time.

Think of all the billions of men who have been able to stick their dick inside of a vagina.

Then there's you.

I'm sure it's all their fault though.
Well clearly it's me, as I've said all of you have a much easier time than I do. Which is why most of the time anyone's advice here is worthless, because I tried it and it did nothing.
Yet you keep coming back here to bitch about women. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 10, 2017, 11:49:03 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 10:32:08 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 08, 2017, 10:29:14 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 08, 2017, 07:55:25 PM
Change my shitty attitude? Why women only keep proving it correct.

Can we go back to hearing about that other guy having sex with a side piece instead of more of this garbage?
Please, I love having my ponint proven that many of you simply have success by simply existing and not putting that much effort into it.


"Oh look I just use tinder and bam".

Going back. I'm laffing at this.

Enjoy being the perpetual butthurt one-time-sex "virgin" for the rest of your life, bitch.

Here's your forum (https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/) that you can stick to for the rest of your life. Go there, shoo. Stop bothering us with your shitty attitude and fuck off already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 10, 2017, 11:49:51 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 09, 2017, 08:08:49 PM
Need to figure out how to work around the whole "my sister is living with me" thing tho.   :doge

(http://i.imgur.com/295xUkY.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 11:53:29 AM
nvm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 10, 2017, 11:55:13 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 09, 2017, 06:26:12 PM
Matched with two girls today, sent them messages, and was quickly unmatched by them.

Yeah women are so great. Tinder is such a great thing to use. Really coincidence building.

That's the way Tinder works, you tremendous braying jackass.

You know what? I've matched with 10+ people, they never send messages. And you know what? some of them blocked/unmatched/whatever'd me.

Do I take that shit personally like you? No. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 11:56:45 AM
You seem to be triggered by this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 10, 2017, 11:59:21 AM
Again... (https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1_tz6r0DM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1_tz6r0DM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1_tz6r0DM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1_tz6r0DM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1_tz6r0DM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1_tz6r0DM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1_tz6r0DM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1_tz6r0DM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1_tz6r0DM

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY.

It's quite clear you don't want to do anything about yourself in attempting to get over these hurdles you have for yourself. So enjoy being sexless, ass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 10, 2017, 12:25:24 PM
Quote from: tiesto on August 09, 2017, 09:35:38 PM
Got back from my date, kinda hard to gauge how it went, I felt like maybe at the end I got too comfortable and started talking about pointless shit again as I have a habit of doing. At the end of the date when walking to my car she thought I was following her and asked if I was following her... that was kinda weird?

Oh well, guess I'll text her tomorrow and see if she responds. Also gonna try to email these 2 other people from Match and see if they're interested in going out.

Maybe she thought you were walking her to her car and the words came out weird?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 12:34:54 PM
In other news, my "ex" seems super excited to be getting back with me.

We're gonna get dinner and chill out at my place afterwards.

Can't wait to experience "re-bound sex".  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 10, 2017, 12:37:22 PM
Try to poke the pooper if you can
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 10, 2017, 12:42:47 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 08, 2017, 07:50:38 PM
edit: Any pointers?

Yeah, go ahead and review this entire thread, 'cos more than half of it was already advice to you, babe.  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 10, 2017, 12:51:31 PM
I'd prefer we don't start telling people to kill themselves especially considering we have a guy who was dangerously close to doing so.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 01:27:34 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 10, 2017, 11:40:02 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 11:00:13 AM
because I tried it and it did nothing.

Again: Maybe it's your shitty attitude that is not helping you?

You: "FUCK ALL WHORES. THEY WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!"

Do you think women are going to be attracted to that?
This isn't even true.

I don't treat women like shit in real life. I would never saw fuck all whores. If anything I just keep to myself. I'm not on any mra shit. I don't follow any of that gamer gate nonsense.

I only dislike women in the romantic/sexual sense and you know what it is their fault. Every single experience with them in that area has been negative. I have yet to have a positive one and it continually happens for reasons I don't understand.

So of course I have a toxic attitude and then you come here and it's mix of lower your standards/change yourself.

Also why do you know so many MRA reddits?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 10, 2017, 01:34:28 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on August 10, 2017, 12:51:31 PM
I'd prefer we don't start telling people to kill themselves especially considering we have a guy who was dangerously close to doing so.
No one said that, but yeah, let's chill out.

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/6bfc842dd88de2ad543d67f026b44661/tumblr_oua0jktSvX1vnq1cro1_400.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 10, 2017, 01:36:16 PM
Yeah I was trying to figure out who said that?

You're kinda building strawmen here tho, Rahx. It isn't change yourself or lower your standards -- it's heal yourself and your worldview 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 10, 2017, 01:50:43 PM
I like this thread better when it's about fucking chicks you're not married to and eating ass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 10, 2017, 01:56:04 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 10, 2017, 01:50:43 PM
I like this thread better when it's about fucking chicks you're not married to and eating ass.

I'll try to get my girlfriend to eat my ass tonight.  Will report back
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 10, 2017, 02:06:11 PM
Storytime in the NSFW channel, please.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 10, 2017, 02:19:26 PM
Eating ass is the lady and I's favorite thing to do when drunk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 10, 2017, 02:19:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dH-vBtd7Rs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 10, 2017, 02:34:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2mI48Cp.gif)

the jump to hbo has ruined this season i think, it's too horny and sexed up now

we need to bless back up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 10, 2017, 02:47:49 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 01:27:34 PM
I only dislike women in the romantic/sexual sense and you know what it is their fault. Every single experience with them in that area has been negative. I have yet to have a positive one and it continually happens for reasons I don't understand.

 :lol :lol :lol

Yeah I'm done. Good luck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 10, 2017, 02:58:10 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 10, 2017, 04:28:53 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 01:27:34 PM
This isn't even true.

I don't treat women like shit in real life.

Then maybe you should change your opinion online? Because what you put out there is what you get back, and clearly what you're putting out there on here isn't giving you dividends in relationships.

Quote
I only dislike women in the romantic/sexual sense and you know what it is their fault.

This is your fucking problem right here, you moron. Look at that underline. Do you think them alone is the problem? Spoiler: No it fucking isn't.

Quote
So of course I have a toxic attitude and then you come here and it's mix of lower your standards/change yourself.

Nobody is telling you to "lower your standards" insofar as relationships are concerned. People are telling you to "lower your standards" as far as actually getting a relationship started.

Look at the second quoted bit, re-read it again and then ask yourself: "Gee, does that make sense? Is all my problems with women solely on them? Hmmm..." If you say "yes," you are officially beyond help.

I'm copping an attitude toward you because I'm sick of the way you continue to pawn your problems off on others. Take the married wife for instance: Was she horrible to act the way she did toward you? Yes but: You never should've messed around with a married woman in the first place, as soon as she said she was married? "Bye, Felicia (or whatever name here)!" You're both at fault, really.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 04:35:49 PM
I say Rahx should move out to Iowa and find himself a nice corn fed PAWG to care for him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 10, 2017, 04:48:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laFGAp6Ip40
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 05:06:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 04:35:49 PM
I say Rahx should move out to Iowa and find himself a nice corn fed PAWG to care for him.
I would hate to be an area where it's mostly just whites.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2017, 05:22:59 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/khMwtd5muCbK0/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 05:53:36 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 05:06:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 04:35:49 PM
I say Rahx should move out to Iowa and find himself a nice corn fed PAWG to care for him.
I would hate to be an area where it's mostly just whites.
Go to Texas and find yourself a nice burrito fed Latina?  :doge

edit: I forget which races/ethnic groups you did and didn't like
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 06:22:59 PM
Well I'm about to go pay a girl for a bj because that's what I have to do to get one.

And I like all races, I just may have certain types I like more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on August 10, 2017, 06:38:32 PM
It's a waste of money when there's desperate women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 06:39:06 PM
Apparently they're not desperate enough to sleep with Rahx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 10, 2017, 06:54:48 PM
Meh, if there was a blowjob store I'd stop in on my lunch sometimes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 10, 2017, 06:55:20 PM
I don't know where Rahx is from but maybe he should try volunteering some of his time at the local schools and hit on some single teachers or the married ones. Also animal shelters dude good place to pick up some freaks in the sheets if you know what I'm saying.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
honestly paying for sex sounds sad and I don't wanna feel sad for Rahx
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2017, 06:57:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 06:39:06 PM
Apparently they're not desperate enough to sleep with Rahx.

We've already established Rahx is really picky/has unrealistically high standards (for the amount of work he himself wants to put in.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 10, 2017, 07:34:45 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 10, 2017, 09:36:25 PM
Listen, Rahx -

You being afraid to be alone at age 40 may seem like a nightmare scenario, but I'm 35 and it's looking more and more likely for me. While all my friends are engaged/married/having kids, I'm still trying to get past the first date. I have been in relationships before, but with women who were so obviously wrong for me:

-A short and chubby holy roller who unironically said Obama was a babykiller during the '08 election season when we dated
-A tomboy who had a more masculine personality than me and who constantly got mistaken for a lesbian, who couldn't get anywhere in life due to being saddled down by a deadbeat family, yet seemed perfectly content
-A morbidly obese girl who carried on like a spoiled child when she didn't get he way

I ended up dating them because I was so beaten down by the dating game that I was happy to take whoever was willing to give me a chance.

I've gone on probably a hundred plus dates through all my years (and dating seems to only get harder in your 30's, I've found), some of which were really shitty:

-I've gotten ditched/stood up a few times
-Cancels at the last minute
-Dates that go so badly where we have literally nothing in common
-Dates that seemed to go so fantastic and then I never got a response when I called them back

I'm shy and awkward (fidgety, have trouble making eye contact) and not terribly attractive. Love to ramble on about my silly interests that most people don't give a shit about. Terrible with small talk. Very ignorant of pop culture, etc. Actually approaching an attractive woman that I don't know in person is extremely difficult for me.

But you know what...

I'm not giving up. I don't blame women, say "oh, they only want the assholes". I can't help what other people are attracted to, and it sucks that those attracted to me are usually ones I'm not at all interested in, but that's the way the cards have fallen. I know that there's -gotta- be someone out there for me. And I know it's the same way for you. Come on, take the advice of all those great RPGs you and I both play and stick with it.

You're younger than me, you're in better shape than me, you're more attractive than me. You can do it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 09:44:23 PM
Quote
Look at the second quoted bit, re-read it again and then ask yourself: "Gee, does that make sense? Is all my problems with women solely on them? Hmmm..." If you say "yes," you are officially beyond help.

I'm copping an attitude toward you because I'm sick of the way you continue to pawn your problems off on others. Take the married wife for instance: Was she horrible to act the way she did toward you? Yes but: You never should've messed around with a married woman in the first place, as soon as she said she was married? "Bye, Felicia (or whatever name here)!" You're both at fault, really.
Every experience I've had has been negative and only proven whatever negative ideology I have.

My only experience in high school was just an overly hot girl being overly flirty and nice. But I didn't care because whatever, it was high school.

My first sex experience was with a girl who wasn't pleased with my first time performance and basically complained about the sex the whole time.

My first experience in college the first time was with an overly flirty girl who would talk about her sex life with me and tell me how attractive I am, in the end I tired to suggest sex. She said nope and I said ok, because in the end you had to understand she just had a sex positive/open personality so whatever.

My next experience was with a girl who was just nice to me and in the end I asked her out for a date. She said no, and well I realized she was just being friendly because she wasn't a douche. No problem.

Then there was that girl in my writing class who seemed interested, but I guess I did something wrong so she immediately cooled. Ok whatever, no big deal. I didn't know her that well.

Then came my Mexican friend. To everyone's eyes she was interested. People thought we were dating. She always wanted me around. She was a great person. We were very close, but in the end I guess all those obvious signals weren't that. In the end we've become less close because there's an imbalance and she clearly doesn't need my sex free attention anymore. She found another dude and doesn't talk to me anymore. What a soul crushing experience, but one I was trying to move past.

Then came the married girl who would send me sexually explicit messages(I WANT TO SUCK YOU BLAH BLAH) and then nothing. Well I sure felt played and I loved that this feed my negativity.

Mix with the super unsuccessful runs with Bumble and Tinder and yes I'm sorry that I don't have good feelings towards women.

What are my problems? Maybe not being aggressive enough? Not being social? Being afraid and un-confident? Sure, but what reason should I be confident for, when I haven't been able to have sex in years. When girls seem to not all actually be interested in me.

My problems are not treating them like shit.

Just having not overall faith or trust in them, because why should I?

Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 10, 2017, 09:45:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 01:27:34 PM
This isn't even true.

I don't treat women like shit in real life. I would never saw fuck all whores. If anything I just keep to myself. I'm not on any mra shit. I don't follow any of that gamer gate nonsense.

I only dislike women in the romantic/sexual sense and you know what it is their fault. Every single experience with them in that area has been negative. I have yet to have a positive one and it continually happens for reasons I don't understand.

I would be shocked if all these thoughts you have about women aren't coming through in some way in your conversations with them.
Well prepared to be shocked, because I somehow still have female friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 10, 2017, 09:45:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 10, 2017, 01:27:34 PM
This isn't even true.

I don't treat women like shit in real life. I would never saw fuck all whores. If anything I just keep to myself. I'm not on any mra shit. I don't follow any of that gamer gate nonsense.

I only dislike women in the romantic/sexual sense and you know what it is their fault. Every single experience with them in that area has been negative. I have yet to have a positive one and it continually happens for reasons I don't understand.

I would be shocked if all these thoughts you have about women aren't coming through in some way in your conversations with them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 10, 2017, 10:26:46 PM
You can always go the Amir0x route on Tinder:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/guy-poses-as-child-rapist-on-tinder-and-gets-horrifying-results/85433101/ (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/guy-poses-as-child-rapist-on-tinder-and-gets-horrifying-results/85433101/)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 11:13:29 PM
Hrrm...

I think I might get stood up tomorrow...

I deserve it though for giving my "ex" false hope of getting a long term relationship out of me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 11, 2017, 03:36:19 AM
enumerate the examples of times you think women tacitly owed you sex because you treated them as a human being brehs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 11, 2017, 04:48:09 AM
I didn't say they owed me sex. I don't think that way. Most of the time it wasn't even about sex.

No these are instances where I allowed myself to valunerable and feel like someone could like me that way and was then told no.  It's an explanation as to why I'm bitter, unconfident, and just withdrawn from this.

Where does confidence come from? Yes you can fake it but it also comes from actual accidental success. You people can feel confident, assured, or not afraid of dating stuff because you've had success.

Even reading most of your tinder experinces, you all quickly were able to find success there and have sex. Even if you didn't you can probably just shrug it off and so who cares because whatever you've been successful in other areas. You have logical reasoning to not 2nd guess your abilities with the opposite sex.

I have logical reasons to 2nd guess my entire relation to the opposite sex. I have logical reasons based an previous experince to know that most of it's a lose lose situation. So why even attempt it. Oh because eventually something will happen.

People have been telling me that for over a decade. When am I supposed to belive that that is BS? How am I supposed to even be able to have the relationship/sexual maturity of an adult when I haven't even experinces what many 18 year olds have experienced? It's maddening knowing you are super inadequate.

Workout. Feel better about yourself. Get better worldly experince to feel more interesting, etc etc. those don't change the fundamental issue of feeling like the opposite sex has judged you and found you extremely lacking. You can I guess make yourself feel better and in the end who needs other people to validate you? But desiring that stuff is kind of human I think and not something you can just deny. And while it may not seem like it here, I'm a very social person with a lot of love to give and it keep on seeing it rejected and it just makes me bitter and sad.

Plus I just would like to experince things that normal makes my age do and I feel like I'm just a pos who is super far behind.

You said username that I shouldn't have even talked to a married woman. I agree and didn't want to(more so because I wanted to be negative about women) but people encouraged me because they think "yeah rahxephon91 really needs sex and female attention" and yeah I would. But then they did most of the leg work and in the end she was just playing anyway. It made me feel like a pathetic dude even more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 11, 2017, 04:52:32 AM
Haha and right now some drunk girl is texting me. She was texting another number for a booty call, but I guess mistakenly texted mine. He didn't answer after she corrected and I guess she just decided to keep sending me nudes. Now she wants to see what I look like. And well I can't wait to send her my pics and have her stop talking because of how I look, further confirming my negative opinion of myself.

But see that's what my experince with women does, it reassures me that I'm right about that stuff.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 11, 2017, 06:54:56 AM
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She wants the D. If you don't make a move next time you hang out with her, she might ghost you. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 11, 2017, 07:48:57 AM
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Quote from: Mupepe on August 10, 2017, 01:50:43 PM
I like this thread better when it's about fucking chicks you're not married to and eating ass.

I'll try to get my girlfriend to eat my ass tonight.  Will report back

Failed here.  Also tried to put it in her ass and failed there as well.  Sorry  :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 11, 2017, 07:58:32 AM
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fuck it dude see if she wants to "hang" one more time before she leaves and shoot the shot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 11, 2017, 08:40:37 AM
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Quote from: Mupepe on August 10, 2017, 01:50:43 PM
I like this thread better when it's about fucking chicks you're not married to and eating ass.

I'll try to get my girlfriend to eat my ass tonight.  Will report back

Failed here.  Also tried to put it in her ass and failed there as well.  Sorry  :fbm
Failure only makes the eventual success that much sweeter.

I ate my wifes ass Wednesday night so there is balance in the world.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 11, 2017, 09:03:26 AM
Bebs, if someone has been on a date with your for 6 hours, make a move dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 11, 2017, 09:47:06 AM
Can't say I've ever been involved with any ass eating. 🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 11, 2017, 10:08:56 AM
I can fix that  :-*
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 11, 2017, 10:53:52 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 11, 2017, 09:47:06 AM
Can't say I've ever been involved with any ass eating. 🤔

it's a revelation greh

like a bidet but your also getting you coochie rubbed or your dick jerked
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 11, 2017, 01:29:05 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 11, 2017, 06:54:56 AM
She wants the D. If you don't make a move next time you hang out with her, she might ghost you. :doge

Quote from: toku on August 11, 2017, 07:58:32 AM

fuck it dude see if she wants to "hang" one more time before she leaves and shoot the shot.

Quote from: Huff on August 11, 2017, 09:03:26 AM
Bebs, if someone has been on a date with your for 6 hours, make a move dude

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 11, 2017, 02:13:24 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 11:13:29 PM
Hrrm...

I think I might get stood up tomorrow...

I deserve it though for giving my "ex" false hope of getting a long term relationship out of me.
She texted me back saying she has plans with her father today.

Well. So much for that. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 11, 2017, 02:16:51 PM
Wasn't it better to live in the world where you could possibly your dick wet after a simple text instead of the one where you tried to your dick wet after a simple text?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 11, 2017, 02:36:58 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 11, 2017, 02:13:24 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 11:13:29 PM
Hrrm...

I think I might get stood up tomorrow...

I deserve it though for giving my "ex" false hope of getting a long term relationship out of me.
She texted me back saying she has plans with her father today.

Well. So much for that. :yeshrug

please stop calling this chick your ex
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 11, 2017, 02:44:42 PM
I'm typing on my phone. "Ex" is a lot shorter than saying the girl I slept with a handful of times.

I guess "fling" is the proper term but whatever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 11, 2017, 03:54:36 PM
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At least ask him to shave first.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 11, 2017, 10:08:26 PM
How about NCRG - Not Car Ride Girl because she is the other of the two girls you talk about.   
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 11, 2017, 10:11:19 PM
And before anyone says that's two more than I talk about.  I like to live in the world where I could possibly get my dick wet after a single text.  I got so many possibilities buddy.  So many. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 11, 2017, 10:41:49 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 11, 2017, 10:50:57 PM
What's wrong with being on time for things ???
I swear everyone's always fucking late for everything this decade /shakes fist at clouds
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 12, 2017, 01:28:42 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 11, 2017, 02:13:24 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 10, 2017, 11:13:29 PM
Hrrm...

I think I might get stood up tomorrow...

I deserve it though for giving my "ex" false hope of getting a long term relationship out of me.
She texted me back saying she has plans with her father today.

Well. So much for that. :yeshrug

Classic power move.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 12, 2017, 12:32:39 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 11, 2017, 10:50:57 PM
What's wrong with being on time for things ???
I swear everyone's always fucking late for everything this decade /shakes fist at clouds
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlackMage on August 12, 2017, 08:24:37 PM
MY boy Bebpo. I thought you would be married with 20 kids by now! This is a fucking crime against humanity. by the way, what happened to your last girlfriend?! She was cute, but I remember she had problems with migraines really bad.  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 12, 2017, 11:08:57 PM
 :anhuld :anhuld :anhuld
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 12, 2017, 11:11:34 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on August 12, 2017, 08:24:37 PM
MY boy Bebpo. I thought you would be married with 20 kids by now! This is a fucking crime against humanity. by the way, what happened to your last girlfriend?! She was cute, but I remember she had problems with migraines really bad.  :'(
I'd rather let Bebs speak for himself but let's just say she's (thankfully) no longer in his life anymore.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 13, 2017, 06:10:59 PM
lol, dude that was years ago!

/glad I don't have 20 kids
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 13, 2017, 06:29:14 PM
Had a great two days of a bumble conversation with a Mexican girl.

We exchanged phone numbers, Snapchat, and Facebooks. She must not have liked the last one. Totally ghosted.

Confidence building.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 13, 2017, 06:45:03 PM
I find FB works both ways. If you've done a good job keeping your fb up to date, it makes you desirable and shows your date you're most likely not a serial killer and have an active life. If you don't, it looks weird. I'm really bad at updating my fb, so I don't share it with people until a relationship (and then I still clean it up a bunch first).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 13, 2017, 07:43:20 PM
lol @ still using facebook what are you 45 year old midwestern housewives
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 13, 2017, 07:56:58 PM
Got to have Facebook for the apps duh

Also I download JSwipe for the lulz. There are literally zero Jewish people in the Midwest
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 13, 2017, 08:05:22 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on August 13, 2017, 07:43:20 PM
lol @ still using facebook what are you 45 year old midwestern housewives
No just a bitter dude with a social life.

Plenty of people I know use Facebook. Actually most of them, espically the messenger(well before Snapchat messenger). I use it to talk to a lot of people I know from college. People use it to creep on others.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 13, 2017, 08:17:46 PM
I thought I saw something months/years ago that basically said if a girl asks for your facebook and you don't have one they're going to think you're a weirdo because everyone has a facebook, so you need to at least have a facebook because it's the norm in modern society.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 14, 2017, 07:34:58 AM
I love how the norm on Tinder is to match and neither one of you never sends a message. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 14, 2017, 10:23:33 AM
If you want to show people you're a normie, Instagram is a way better place to do it. A lot cleaner interface and you can put up a lot of random stuff without regrets (of clogging peoples newsfeeds).

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 16, 2017, 04:02:26 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 16, 2017, 07:18:54 PM
Someday I'll be bored of ginger girls, but today is not that day.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 16, 2017, 07:39:17 PM
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Just out of curiosity, is there a way to break up with your side piece, or is it just not-calling for another date?
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 16, 2017, 08:03:12 PM
You don't say 'See you Side on the flip'?  I thinks that what you say. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 16, 2017, 08:07:52 PM
Wait no I gave it five minutes of thought and I prefer 'See you on the flip, Sidepiece' but I'll think about it some more. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 16, 2017, 08:12:06 PM
Actually just leave her a voice message saying 'toodaloos'.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 16, 2017, 08:48:57 PM
Got sat at a slightly slanted table at a first date today. Showed off my smoothness when I caught a beer that slid off the table with minimal spillage

Made the mistake of not moving tables, 2nd beer fell off the table, broke glass, and soaked both of us (aka mostly me)



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 16, 2017, 09:22:07 PM
So, I texted girl who thought I was following her the other day, and we shot the shit a bit (though she wasn't as responsive as she was prior to our date). Texted her today, she got back to me saying she reconnected with an old friend and things are going well, though she did have fun on our date.

Since I got a hug at the end of the date, and an actual response from her, both of which haven't happened in a while, I'll chalk this up as a win.

I'm trying to set something up with this 35 year old crossfit/runner type chick now. A bit hard since my schedule for the next few weeks is pretty booked (wine tasting, friend's bday party, Electric Zoo). After that I'll probably try Cupid, I think that tends to attract a nerdier/more hipster demo who are usually more into me, and I had much better luck there last time I dated.
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Post by: Bebpo on August 16, 2017, 10:40:11 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 16, 2017, 11:12:25 PM
Quote from: Huff on August 16, 2017, 08:48:57 PM
Got sat at a slightly slanted table at a first date today. Showed off my smoothness when I caught a beer that slid off the table with minimal spillage

Made the mistake of not moving tables, 2nd beer fell off the table, broke glass, and soaked both of us (aka mostly me)

:rofl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 17, 2017, 04:48:52 AM
Quote from: Huff on August 16, 2017, 08:48:57 PM
Got sat at a slightly slanted table at a first date today. Showed off my smoothness when I caught a beer that slid off the table with minimal spillage

Made the mistake of not moving tables, 2nd beer fell off the table, broke glass, and soaked both of us (aka mostly me)

How can a full (I assume) beer glass slide off a slightly slanted table? I need answers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 17, 2017, 07:43:13 AM
Ha it wasn't like a four foot slide across the table, but more of about 6-8 inches from the edge that with just enough perspiration and angle - slid a little bit, tilted, and fell

A coaster would probably have prevented the situation
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 17, 2017, 10:59:57 PM
So I know this thread is supposed to be all about the xxx sexy sexy lately, but I gotta say, my wife has really taken the initiative in helping me get through this near nervous breakdown of mine lately. She's taken time out to just do nothing, but sit and chat, and has made it a point to do something nice every day and be supportive. I know we all get caught up in the hook ups and sex and all that. But there's so much more to relationships.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 17, 2017, 11:05:38 PM
Your wife sounds like a lovely person. :heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 18, 2017, 12:11:50 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 17, 2017, 11:05:38 PM
Your wife sounds like a lovely person. :heartbeat
She really is. Something we learned about when she had post partum was that a large part of love is allowing yourself to be vulnerable and letting your partner help. I know it sounds silly, but when I see a lot relationships that are ok but not great, it tends to be because people just don't allow themselves to be vulnerable around each other.  It's hard for me now that the shoe is on the other foot and I'm the one that needs help, but she's knocked this out of the park.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 18, 2017, 12:42:30 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 16, 2017, 08:12:06 PM
Actually just leave her a voice message saying 'toodaloos'.

How has this got no likes?  Maybe you guys just don't see how i'm saying 'toodaloos'.  I'm saying it like 'toodaloos' and not like 'toodaloos'.  Image it in your mind ears. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 18, 2017, 12:51:53 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 18, 2017, 12:11:50 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 17, 2017, 11:05:38 PM
Your wife sounds like a lovely person. :heartbeat
She really is. Something we learned about when she had post partum was that a large part of love is allowing yourself to be vulnerable and letting your partner help. I know it sounds silly, but when I see a lot relationships that are ok but not great, it tends to be because people just don't allow themselves to be vulnerable around each other.  It's hard for me now that the shoe is on the other foot and I'm the one that needs help, but she's knocked this out of the park.

Raw emotional honesty :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 18, 2017, 01:44:16 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 18, 2017, 12:11:50 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 17, 2017, 11:05:38 PM
Your wife sounds like a lovely person. :heartbeat
She really is. Something we learned about when she had post partum was that a large part of love is allowing yourself to be vulnerable and letting your partner help. I know it sounds silly, but when I see a lot relationships that are ok but not great, it tends to be because people just don't allow themselves to be vulnerable around each other.  It's hard for me now that the shoe is on the other foot and I'm the one that needs help, but she's knocked this out of the park.
Don't mean to make this about me.. but I also had postpartum anxiety/depression. You're seriously so lucky you have your wife. My exhusband didn't understand it. He thought I was an inconvenience when I broke down from PP + dealing with everything by myself. He got angry at me.

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While I was still at the hospital after giving birth (which he basically left me alone in for a week because of work), he asked if I'd be okay with him going to this dance/drinking festival the week after (aka being gone for 3-4 days while his daughter was a week old) on the other side of the country. What kind of fucking priority is that?

Writing this made me feel really emotional. gg. My daughter deserves a better father. I deserved a better partner. I thought he was the love of my life, but then he just showed his true colors, and I stopped believing in soulmates. Sorry for this incredibly heavy post. I'm just not over how he treated me, and it'll probably take a while to recover from all of this shit. I didn't think this stuff would still make me cry but I guess I was wrong. It feels like I was ripped off a normal family life. I'm doing much better though, but I really need September to come faster so I can get out of here.
[close]

:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 18, 2017, 02:10:04 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 18, 2017, 01:44:16 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 18, 2017, 12:11:50 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 17, 2017, 11:05:38 PM
Your wife sounds like a lovely person. :heartbeat
She really is. Something we learned about when she had post partum was that a large part of love is allowing yourself to be vulnerable and letting your partner help. I know it sounds silly, but when I see a lot relationships that are ok but not great, it tends to be because people just don't allow themselves to be vulnerable around each other.  It's hard for me now that the shoe is on the other foot and I'm the one that needs help, but she's knocked this out of the park.
Don't mean to make this about me.. but I also had postpartum anxiety/depression. You're seriously so lucky you have your wife. My exhusband didn't understand it. He thought I was an inconvenience when I broke down from PP + dealing with everything by myself. He got angry at me.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
While I was still at the hospital after giving birth (which he basically left me alone in for a week because of work), he asked if I'd be okay with him going to this dance/drinking festival the week after (aka being gone for 3-4 days while his daughter was a week old) on the other side of the country. What kind of fucking priority is that?

Writing this made me feel really emotional. gg. My daughter deserves a better father. I deserved a better partner. I thought he was the love of my life, but then he just showed his true colors, and I stopped believing in soulmates. Sorry for this incredibly heavy post. I'm just not over how he treated me, and it'll probably take a while to recover from all of this shit. I didn't think this stuff would still make me cry but I guess I was wrong. It feels like I was ripped off a normal family life. I'm doing much better though, but I really need September to come faster so I can get out of here.
[close]

:yeshrug
(https://media.giphy.com/media/XpgOZHuDfIkoM/giphy.gif)

 smh :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 18, 2017, 02:22:33 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 18, 2017, 01:44:16 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 18, 2017, 12:11:50 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 17, 2017, 11:05:38 PM
Your wife sounds like a lovely person. :heartbeat
She really is. Something we learned about when she had post partum was that a large part of love is allowing yourself to be vulnerable and letting your partner help. I know it sounds silly, but when I see a lot relationships that are ok but not great, it tends to be because people just don't allow themselves to be vulnerable around each other.  It's hard for me now that the shoe is on the other foot and I'm the one that needs help, but she's knocked this out of the park.
Don't mean to make this about me.. but I also had postpartum anxiety/depression. You're seriously so lucky you have your wife. My exhusband didn't understand it. He thought I was an inconvenience when I broke down from PP + dealing with everything by myself. He got angry at me.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
While I was still at the hospital after giving birth (which he basically left me alone in for a week because of work), he asked if I'd be okay with him going to this dance/drinking festival the week after (aka being gone for 3-4 days while his daughter was a week old) on the other side of the country. What kind of fucking priority is that?

Writing this made me feel really emotional. gg. My daughter deserves a better father. I deserved a better partner. I thought he was the love of my life, but then he just showed his true colors, and I stopped believing in soulmates. Sorry for this incredibly heavy post. I'm just not over how he treated me, and it'll probably take a while to recover from all of this shit. I didn't think this stuff would still make me cry but I guess I was wrong. It feels like I was ripped off a normal family life. I'm doing much better though, but I really need September to come faster so I can get out of here.
[close]

:yeshrug

I'm sad your soon-to-be-Ex was a douchenozzle. As bad as America is at teaching males how to deal with their emotions, Japan is worse. Sounds like your man was already broken, didn't know how to deal with what he had, let alone dealing with the western culture portion of it.

Just a bit longer, you'll be back among friends and family, wondering how you made it through the summer!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 18, 2017, 08:09:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AccFrFQ.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 18, 2017, 07:24:27 PM
Just matched with that edgelord, alt-right girl I came across a while back.  :doge

Any good trolling ideas, fellow goys? (http://i.imgur.com/l6cuSxk.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/ct76i8q.png?2)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 18, 2017, 07:55:01 PM
198 miles away?
(http://i.imgur.com/f1lqx82.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 18, 2017, 07:59:21 PM
She's definitely from my area last time I saw her profile. (Her place of employment is in my town and one of my right wing friends actually dated her once [He said she was really fucking weird :doge ])

Could be on vacation at the moment or just messing around with the location setting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 18, 2017, 08:29:23 PM
IN UNRELEATED NEWS:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6uj0mx/serious_male_sex_workers_of_reddit_how_do_your/dltchox/

PD, I think we're in the wrong line of work bb. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 18, 2017, 09:22:49 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 18, 2017, 07:24:27 PM
Just matched with that edgelord, alt-right girl I came across a while back.  :doge

Any good trolling ideas, fellow goys? (http://i.imgur.com/l6cuSxk.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/ct76i8q.png?2)

Show up as FemAtra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 20, 2017, 04:38:54 AM
What is the damn point of matching with someone, adding them on Snapchat, talking to to them, saying they seem coool, and then just deleting them?

Like why even do this online dating thing if you're just gonna ghost people?

Why am I even on tinder and bumble? This shit really pissess me off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 20, 2017, 04:58:20 AM
Well I realize I've become a misogynist. Which is funny because my comic that I was working on got some points on it's positive female characters.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on August 20, 2017, 05:20:44 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 18, 2017, 08:29:23 PM
IN UNRELEATED NEWS:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6uj0mx/serious_male_sex_workers_of_reddit_how_do_your/dltchox/

PD, I think we're in the wrong line of work bb. :doge

You need to be attractive to pull this off. Only I would hire fat boys to clean my house nude for $100 an hour, sorry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 20, 2017, 05:42:26 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 20, 2017, 04:58:20 AM
Well I realize I've become a misogynist.
:iface
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 20, 2017, 06:15:34 AM
I never say Country For Old men so idk what that emoji means/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 20, 2017, 06:32:42 AM
I mean it's pretty bad when even strippers don't give you any attention amirite?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 20, 2017, 07:22:21 AM
I'm actually not broke. I'm a hard worker. In between working retail and doing plumbing and not having lots of costs I kind of have a nice amount of money to blow.

And of course any girl would realize that if she paid me any attention but....
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 20, 2017, 10:51:00 AM
just start buying pussy and pour all that free drive/energy into some hobby/career etc, that seems to work for a lot of people (including some boreans)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 20, 2017, 04:08:39 PM
Which bore members?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 20, 2017, 04:11:37 PM
Quote from: demi on August 20, 2017, 05:20:44 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 18, 2017, 08:29:23 PM
IN UNRELEATED NEWS:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6uj0mx/serious_male_sex_workers_of_reddit_how_do_your/dltchox/

PD, I think we're in the wrong line of work bb. :doge

You need to be attractive to pull this off. Only I would hire fat boys to clean my house nude for $100 an hour, sorry.

Don't count out the rich older men demographic. They have no shame. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 20, 2017, 04:13:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 20, 2017, 04:58:20 AM
Well I realize I've'm become a misogynist.


(https://media4.popsugar-assets.com/files/2014/01/06/002/n/1922283/26a420cfbaf5460f_image.png.xxxlarge.jpg)

Welcome to... years ago when we told you this?

The first sign of recovery is admittance, though. Welcome. Now: Are you going to do anything about it, or are you just going to accept it?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2017, 06:14:47 PM
Quote from: toku on August 20, 2017, 10:51:00 AM
just start buying pussy and pour all that free drive/energy into some hobby/career etc, that seems to work for a lot of people (including some boreans)

You don't pay for pussy. You pay for time.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 20, 2017, 07:08:56 PM
okay richard gere
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 21, 2017, 01:12:17 AM
nvm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 21, 2017, 01:40:47 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 20, 2017, 06:15:34 AM
I never say Country For Old men so idk what that emoji means/

It is not specific to the movie. Just picture someone who is more world-weary than you are, giving you a deadpan look, saying nothing, waiting for you to realize how ridiculous you sound.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 23, 2017, 12:56:57 PM
Had a couple things going for the last couple of weeks but neither panned out in the end, so back on the market again for all the single ladies out there.  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 23, 2017, 09:19:41 PM
HELP! Hot girl chatted me up today. How do I not fuck this up?  :doge

(http://i.imgur.com/FnKgx0y.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 23, 2017, 09:21:23 PM
excuse line is not not bad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 23, 2017, 09:22:34 PM
I'll want a second and possibly third expert opinion before I shoot it off.   :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 23, 2017, 09:45:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2Eewfbi.jpg)

GUYS!! AM I CLEAR OR NOT!! FUCK!  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 23, 2017, 09:51:03 PM
Go for it! There's millions of people out there for you, take every chance you have.

Good luck yo :rock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2017, 09:55:53 PM
Ask her to measure the distance between her clit and asshole. That'll get her attention.

Or just send the response you typed up. It's not bad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 23, 2017, 09:56:12 PM
My sister just told me that this girl is most likely using me to boost her ego. Fucking psychic vampires.   :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2017, 10:02:20 PM
Your sister sounds jealous. Initiate some incest action and find out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 23, 2017, 11:27:52 PM
So I got back from vacation in Phuket with some friends yesterday. Are Thai women known for being aggressive? I've never gotten approached or hit on so much in my life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 23, 2017, 11:36:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 23, 2017, 09:56:12 PM
My sister just told me that this girl is most likely using me to boost her ego. Fucking psychic vampires.   :doge

STOP

CONSULTING

YOUR

SISTER

FOR

TINDER

ADVICE

UGH


HAVE SOME DAMN FAITH IN YOURSELF MAN
STOP FOCUS GROUPING YOUR GODDAMN ONE LINERS
ESPECIALLY FROM WEIRD ASS MESSAGE BOARDS AND IMMEDIATE FAMILY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samfish on August 24, 2017, 12:15:07 AM
Phuket was amazing when we went there. They didn't even care that I was clearly married, women were totally open to threesomes. Some were clearly hookers, others were just women who wanted to bag a white man because they think we're all magical money genies. Wilder than Bangkok, which my wife and I were not expecting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 24, 2017, 12:32:00 AM
hey atra, remember that no matter what happens you're a smart handsome guy and so long as you move with love and understanding, you'll be alright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 24, 2017, 12:50:13 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on August 23, 2017, 11:58:55 PM
Quote from: Beezy on August 23, 2017, 11:27:52 PM
So I got back from vacation in Phuket with some friends yesterday. Are Thai women known for being aggressive? I've never gotten approached or hit on so much in my life.

Probably prostitutes. Phuket is a hive of scum and villainy.
Nah, it definitely wasn't only the prostitutes. Two women who worked on a the day boat trip we went on asked for my number and hung out with us the following night. During my first 3 days alone there I took beginner Muay Thai classes up in the more quiet country area of Chalong. I still got stares and catcalled daily.

Bangla Road in Patong is definitely a hive of scum and villainy though. I've never seen anything like it. :lol

Quote from: samfish on August 24, 2017, 12:15:07 AM
Phuket was amazing when we went there. They didn't even care that I was clearly married, women were totally open to threesomes. Some were clearly hookers, others were just women who wanted to bag a white man because they think we're all magical money genies. Wilder than Bangkok, which my wife and I were not expecting.
Was this in Patong? I was with a group of five other black dudes and one white guy so maybe that helped.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 24, 2017, 06:45:45 AM
Quote from: toku on August 24, 2017, 12:32:00 AM
hey atra, remember that no matter what happens you're a smart handsome guy and so long as you move with love and understanding, you'll be alright

You know what, all of this is true and god bless you toku, but there comes a time when we have to stop nursing a baby bird and let it fly free. We are not doing Atra any favors by letting him second guess himself and giving him reassurances that his goofy tinder lines are going to work or not.

Guess what atra? You're doing fine at this shit. God bless the bore, but you don't need a message board full of weirdos to confirm every fuckin text you send to chicks on tinder. You've got this. Trust your instincts and don't dwell on failure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 24, 2017, 08:17:19 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on August 24, 2017, 06:45:45 AM
Guess what atra? You're doing fine at this shit. God bless the bore, but you don't need a message board full of weirdos to confirm every fuckin text you send to chicks on tinder. You've got this. Trust your instincts and don't dwell on failure.

This. But keep posting them anyway so I can facepalm by proxy. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 24, 2017, 09:21:49 AM
Well, she was 50 miles away now she's 100 miles away.

And I also have a super hot blonde, dance instructor that's 97 miles away.

(http://i.imgur.com/TXKNqp6.jpg)

Quote from: Atramental on August 23, 2017, 09:56:12 PM
My sister just told me that this girl is most likely using me to boost her ego. Fucking psychic vampires.   :doge

My sister was right btw. She also said her friends do this all the time.

I think it's time to delete this app and move on to better things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 24, 2017, 08:25:50 PM
Atra, if you just waited a few more years...

(http://i.imgur.com/eeW2VBv.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 25, 2017, 07:06:56 PM
Welp. Just as I was about to call it quits I matched with a super cute Latina with black hair and blunt bangs. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 25, 2017, 07:57:37 PM
Pics
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 25, 2017, 11:23:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 25, 2017, 07:06:56 PM
Welp. Just as I was about to call it quits I matched with a super cute Latina with black hair and blunt bangs. :noah

YOU GET IN HER? 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 26, 2017, 12:52:50 AM
Asking for a friends. If a girl starts "choking" you while hooking up does that mean she also want to be choked?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 26, 2017, 12:59:43 AM
Also now she's snoring. Pls help
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 26, 2017, 01:16:36 AM
yes

choke her to stop the snoring.  Tell your friend. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 26, 2017, 05:24:00 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 26, 2017, 01:16:36 AM
yes

choke her to stop the snoring.  Tell your friend.
:rofl but  :doge if serious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 12:28:07 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 25, 2017, 07:57:37 PM
Pics
This is actually here most recent pic. She got rid of the bangs but she's still cute as fuck. :noah
(http://i.imgur.com/vqF86rV.png?2)

Update: Matched with another one last night when I was out with friends. :noah

(http://i.imgur.com/n79mYSo.png?2)

I guess I'll hit them both up on Snapchat? I don't like Tinder's chat but I'm not a fan of Snapchat either.   :shaq2

Can't think of anything to say... :six:

edit: Jasmine just accepted my request on Snap.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:08:36 PM
"So what's stopping you and I from kicking it this afternoon?"

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2017, 01:09:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:08:36 PM
"So what's stopping you and I from kicking it this afternoon?"

 :doge

Did she say that or did you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:10:40 PM
I was thinking about saying that.

Probably way too forward for a first message.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 26, 2017, 01:12:44 PM
ya that's way too forward. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 26, 2017, 01:12:45 PM
Tell Briana that her eyebrows are on fleek and she'll probably let you stick it in her butt.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:15:18 PM
Jasmine has nice eyebrows too.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 26, 2017, 01:16:16 PM
Tell it to them both and double your chances of butt sex. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:20:03 PM
I try to hold off on physical compliments until I meet one of my dates in person.

They already know that I think they're hot by the fact that I right swiped on them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:31:24 PM
"Looking for someone to raise a cat with or just to pet cats with?"

 She has a cat. :doge

edit: Workshopping messages is how I manage my anxiety.
Throwing caution to the wind makes me feel sick to my stomach.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 26, 2017, 01:32:18 PM
Jfc. Atra matching it up with my perfect types. Goddamn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 26, 2017, 01:34:18 PM
I mean, what do you do with a 19 year old for date :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:35:37 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 26, 2017, 01:34:18 PM
I mean, what do you do with a 19 year old for date :doge
She smokes weed judging from one of her pics so... buy drinks for her and smoke & drink at her or my place?  :doge

Fucking USA and its 21 drinking age...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:39:29 PM
Fine. I'm going with this line. It's cute and gets the point across of whether or not she sees me as bf material or not.

Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:31:24 PM
"Looking for someone to raise a cat with or just pet cats with?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 26, 2017, 03:03:18 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:35:37 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 26, 2017, 01:34:18 PM
I mean, what do you do with a 19 year old for date :doge
She smokes weeds judging from one of her pics so... buy drinks for her and smoke & drink at her or my place?  :doge

Fucking USA and its 21 drinking age...

Oh okay so you're goin with buying under age girls booze, good call 🤦‍♂️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2017, 03:06:50 PM
On Tinder I run into a lot of local lawyers. Some with cute & funny profiles. It's tempting to give it a go, but considering how about half my dating connections crash & burn, don't want to get into the awkward situation of running into people at work that I have burned dating bridges with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 26, 2017, 04:00:45 PM
Altra have you thought about not dating children?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2017, 04:19:03 PM
Didn't the last relationship die quickly because the girl didn't relate to where you are in life?

Why would you want to repeat that? You don't strike me as someone who just wants to fuck around so why even attempt to date girls who seem to not be on your level?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 04:32:14 PM
Quote from: Huff on August 26, 2017, 04:00:45 PM
Altra have you thought about not dating children?
No one my age wants to date me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 26, 2017, 04:32:58 PM
you know what you have to do
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 26, 2017, 04:37:10 PM
invent the time machine
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 04:55:02 PM
Eh, whatever. Forget those two.

I'm chatting with a 22 y/o nursing student now:

(http://i.imgur.com/nLDfdTx.png?2)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2017, 06:36:47 PM
It’s a miracle you ever got your dick wet
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 06:57:44 PM
Shut up pretty boy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 07:07:45 PM
I mix it up.

Those first two girls I didn't say their name.

edit: I really should just stop and do something else with my time. This is fucking terrible for my mental health.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2017, 07:22:57 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 12:28:07 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 25, 2017, 07:57:37 PM
Pics
This is actually here most recent pic. She got rid of the bangs but she's still cute as fuck. :noah
(http://i.imgur.com/vqF86rV.png?2)

Update: Matched with another one last night when I was out with friends. :noah

(http://i.imgur.com/n79mYSo.png?2)

I guess I'll hit them both up on Snapchat? I don't like Tinder's chat but I'm not a fan of Snapchat either.   :shaq2

Can't think of anything to say... :six:

edit: Jasmine just accepted my request on Snap.
do anything in your power to see that 19yo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 26, 2017, 07:30:08 PM
PD on point as usual. Dem lips
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 07:32:24 PM
She read my message on Snap, ignored it, and proceeded to post a video on snap lip syncing to some song an hour later.

Fuck her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 26, 2017, 07:42:20 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 07:32:24 PM
She read my message on Snap, ignored it, and proceeded to post a video on snap lip syncing to some song an hour later.

Fuck her.

 :whoo

I feel like you really, really wanna be a man-slut but since you've never done it before, you don't realize there ain't no rules to that shit.

Fact of the matter is people give you the least ego-boosting when you're the most fuckable. Being desperate and whiny would not be considered fuckable. It's a negative feedback loop but you just don't develop the momentum to get to the end of that without "work shopping" and luck. You really have to boost your confidence stats dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 26, 2017, 08:12:42 PM
Just stop caring so much about each one
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 26, 2017, 08:25:16 PM
Quote from: Exodust on August 26, 2017, 01:28:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:08:36 PM
"So what's stopping you and I from kicking it this afternoon?"

 :doge

Send it. Stop with this work shopping business and start by diving in each time. Besides, some women like forward :yeshrug

Fuck, I wish I could find that Facebook video I saw yesterday about this. "I like being forward." (Women talking to a man. "hey, you're cute." "Are you hitting on me?" "Yeah." "Why don't we go out for lunch sometime in the future?" "Sure. Give me your number." was part of it)

Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:35:37 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 26, 2017, 01:34:18 PM
I mean, what do you do with a 19 year old for date :doge
She smokes weed judging from one of her pics so... buy drinks for her and smoke & drink at her or my place?  :doge

Fucking USA and its 21 drinking age...

No.

(http://i.imgur.com/pJ4kbXe.jpg)

20-21 should be your limit. You're like 26-27 years old at this point, stop hitting on 19 and under.

Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 04:32:14 PM
Quote from: Huff on August 26, 2017, 04:00:45 PM
Altra have you thought about not dating children?
No one my age wants to date me

(http://i.imgur.com/aBb0ddA.gif)

Keep trying on that.

Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 07:07:45 PM
edit: I really should just stop and do something else with my time. This is fucking terrible for my mental health.

See the above Stop sign.gif

You're doing fine. It's a numbers game, like applying for jobs. In fact, I really gotta do that shit but my own mental health is cock blocking me on that front to where I haven't even bothered with Tindr/Grindr/et. al in addition to jobs. So you're already doing fucking better than some of us. :doge

Quote from: 213372bu on August 26, 2017, 07:01:48 PM
Stop calling people by their name and saying hi/hello/hey to them, that's the type of formality a doctor gives before they check your prostate. :doge

I use "hey, how's it going?" on Tindr. :fbm To be fair though: None of these bitches message me back, match or not. So fuck them. I don't think saying "hey," is the problem. They're just being bitches.

Plus Boy Toy wants me to go back to New York to see him, so fuck them if they don't want to fool around with me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2017, 08:26:40 PM
Quote from: Huff on August 26, 2017, 08:12:42 PM
Just stop caring so much about each one

Just play the game, man. That's all this is. No feelings, just go along until you reach whatever end you want. And if you don't get there because it ended abruptly, well who cares - there's always another game to play.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2017, 08:50:40 PM
At least your matching with actual attractive women(is it because your white?) and not uggos like me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 09:18:33 PM
Just lie and say you're Sicilian.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://youtu.be/S3yon2GyoiM

 :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 10:20:00 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 26, 2017, 08:25:16 PM
Fuck, I wish I could find that Facebook video I saw yesterday about this. "I like being forward." (Women talking to a man. "hey, you're cute." "Are you hitting on me?" "Yeah." "Why don't we go out for lunch sometime in the future?" "Sure. Give me your number." was part of it)
That only works if you're a stud on these dating sites/apps or super confident & somewhat attractive in real life. Being too forward comes off as super aggressive and fuckboyish because that's what EVERY fuckboy is doing. Also, for every 1 woman there's 10 to 20 men trying to get into her pants on these sites. It's just sensory overload at a certain point and all women can do is just shut down the super pushy guys.

But you're gay and haven't really spent most of your adult life trying to attract women so I'll give you a break.

Quote from: thisismyusername on August 26, 2017, 08:25:16 PM
Quote from: atramental
No one my age wants to date me
(http://i.imgur.com/aBb0ddA.gif)

Keep trying on that.

You think I'm lying but I'm not.

A good chunk of women at 27 already have kids or want to settle down soon and have kids. (most men don't really have that innate drive like women do. Their biological clock is ticking pretty hard when their 30s is right on the fucking horizon.)

They're looking for a provider. Me at 27 making a little bit over $30K a year with my graphic design job doesn't look good to these 27+ women who are actually attractive and have their shit reasonably together.

Now, with these 19 to 23 year olds, I look like I'm made out of money. All the guys their age are working at fucking McDonalds/in college/living off of their parents/etc.

edit: When I'm 35 that's probably when I'll start attracting more 27+ year olds.

edit: Also, with tinder gold I see that I have 30+ y/o's liking me but they're all morbidly obese and seem desperate as hell to find some kind of provider.

edit: And maybe another reason why I'm not successful at tinder is because I'm treating it like I'm going to find my long term gf on here. Maybe I should be using match.com instead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2017, 10:53:03 PM
Well I don't know if I completly agree with what Atra said, as it seems to me plenty of women of either age or either with kids or not. There isn't exactly a clear line.

But I agree with as a 27 year old it seems impossible to feel assured with women my age. I'm not experinced and I'm not established. I'm sure that's an extreme turn off. But also when will I be able to be exerpinced? I guess I have to wait until I'm 24? 40? Oh boy by then I feel even more bitter about how I wasted my prime years.

Though anyone under 21 doesn't appeal to me. I mean I like to drink and do other adult stuff. Teenagers are super annoying.

Either way tinder doesn't do shit for me. All I do is match with obese girls and 35+ year old people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 11:04:55 PM
Also, this bad luck with dating is even making me rethink my whole career path.

I should've become a product designer or something else that people actually value. No one, who is worth working for, really gives a fuck about graphic design. They just need someone to meet the bottom line and make more money with good salesmanship or raw engineering prowess

I should've done what my sister did and became an engineer. Fuck.

She's already going to make $40K this year with her internship and $60K once she's done being an intern.

I've been working 3 years for basically nothing  and then 1 year for 25K and these last two years for about 30K

And I'm actually one of the lucky ones. Most people I graduated with aren't doing design at all. They're delivering pizzas and doing little side jobs here and there
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 26, 2017, 11:11:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 10:20:00 PM
That only works if you're a stud on these dating sites/apps or super confident & somewhat attractive in real life. Being too forward comes off as super aggressive and fuckboyish because that's what EVERY fuckboy is doing. Also, for every 1 woman there's 10 to 20 men trying to get into her pants on these sites. It's just sensory overload at a certain point and all women can do is just shut down the super pushy guys.

There's a difference between "aggressive" and "direct." Saying "hey, I think you're pretty cute. Do you want to get lunch with me sometime?" is not aggressive. :doge


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You think I'm lying but I'm not.

A good chunk of women at 27 already have kids or want to settle down soon and have kids. (most men don't really have that innate drive like women do. Their biological clock is ticking pretty hard when their 30s is right on the fucking horizon.)

They're looking for a provider. Me at 27 making a little bit over $30K a year with my graphic design job doesn't look good to these 27+ women who are actually attractive and have their shit reasonably together.

And you think all 27-year old women have their shit together? :comeon I'm ignoring the "attractive" bit purposely, because I know you'll focus on that instead of the later bit.

Edit: Let me put it this way: You're comparing yourself by how much you make. This is where you're stumbling, IMO. There are bartenders out there that are attractive and within your age-range. They make (IIRC) around what you do. Retail is a bit below you. Not every 27-year-old girl that you think is attractive "has their shit together" (read: makes more than you).

In fact, if "how much you make" is a factor in straight relationships: Humanity is doomed. You're able to raise a kid on 30K. Well, used to be anyway. I dunno if inflation and all that has completely fucked it over, but it's possible for you to raise a kid (if you want that) with your salary, especially in the age where women are going into the workforce and not being "stay-at-home moms." You're selling yourself short because of your career when that should never (IMO) be a factor for anyone in terms of attraction.

Quote
edit: And maybe another reason why I'm not successful at tinder is because I'm treating it like I'm going to find my long term gf on here. Maybe I should be using match.com instead.

Tindr in general seems to be "I think you're attractive" and nothing else. If you're wanting an actual relationship-relationship? Yeah, Match.com and a few other non-hook-up apps may be a better fishing spot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 26, 2017, 11:32:24 PM
Don't assume everyone on any site/app has a specific motivation just from being on said site

Just take it a date at a time and enjoy the process.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2017, 12:37:29 AM
Um I think careers and how much you make are a pretty big deal in straight relationships, espically for dudes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 27, 2017, 12:49:51 AM
It's a huge deal. Especially in a hyper capitalist country like America.

Everyone here was implicitly and explicitly sold this idea that if you're not AT LEAST making 40K in your mid 20s you're a fucking loser that doesn't deserve to breed.

It's part of the reason why there's so many angry young men floating around. These "nazis" at these right wing rallys are some of those men.

I am friends with guys who are turning into alt-righters because the "left" in this country has basically told them to fuck off . The left in the US should've never gotten so caught up in identity politics. They should've focused on economic justice before social justice. There can be no real social justice without economic justice. People need to be able to easily provide for themselves and their families ABOVE ALL ELSE.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 27, 2017, 01:04:49 AM
Nah that's a cop out. Those angry man children have a lot more wrong with them than simply being economically depressed. Looking at dating as some sort of stat building like an rpg (i need to level up my income!) is also pretty unhealthy and is a reflection of some sort of binary view of the world that doesn't exist.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 27, 2017, 01:05:52 AM
Depends on the person, for a lot of people it's not how much you make but what you do and how passionate you are about it (because being passionate about something is hot and makes a potential partner image you having that passion for them).

Fwiw, I've never had any date or even gf ask me what I make. I think my ex-fiancé knew at some point because we had shared finances, but that's about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 27, 2017, 01:07:31 AM
It might not be reality with a capital R but it's definitely a reality to some. Especially those who hang out in toxic online communities like /pol/ and the like.

edit: Lawyer, Engineer, Doctor are "safe bets". Most people assume you're making some decent dosh with those careers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 27, 2017, 01:09:54 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 27, 2017, 01:04:49 AM
Nah that's a cop out. Those angry man children have a lot more wrong with them than simply being economically depressed. Looking at dating as some sort of stat building like an rpg (i need to level up my income!) is also pretty unhealthy and is a reflection of some sort of binary view of the world that doesn't exist.
I've had a few beers so...

Your crowd sourcing of responses to women is also a reflection of this. You seem to be looking for those perfect things to say but they don't exist. Say what you want to say. The perfect thing for one woman is not the perfect thing for another. You can work that way to pick up women but it's a handicap in the long run of being comfortable with who you are and attracting women with your personality.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 27, 2017, 01:24:15 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2017, 10:53:03 PM
Well I don't know if I completly agree with what Atra said, as it seems to me plenty of women of either age or either with kids or not. There isn't exactly a clear line.

But I agree with as a 27 year old it seems impossible to feel assured with women my age. I'm not experinced and I'm not established. I'm sure that's an extreme turn off. But also when will I be able to be exerpinced? I guess I have to wait until I'm 24? 40? Oh boy by then I feel even more bitter about how I wasted my prime years.

Though anyone under 21 doesn't appeal to me. I mean I like to drink and do other adult stuff. Teenagers are super annoying.

Either way tinder doesn't do shit for me. All I do is match with obese girls and 35+ year old people.

It's weird, I find dating quite a bit harder in my 30's than I did in my 20's. Well, I still sucked at dating then but I was going out with 2-3 girls a week, I remember there were a couple of weeks when I went on 5 dates. Now I'm lucky to go out on 1-2 dates a month. I'll admit, when I jumped back into dating after I broke up with my ex, I thought "now that I'm in my 30's and going for women in their 30's, it'll be a lot easier... their biological clock is ticking and their friends are all getting married"... but nope, it's been much tougher for me. It could be because these women are more stuck in their ways, or their standards are far too high, or they're just too damn busy to date.

Anyways, I got an email from a cute, slightly thicc Latina who lives one town over, she's 30 and a scientist with a PhD... she messaged me asking about dance music, she likes J00F and Guy J. Nice to FINALLY talk to someone on there who likes music other than country :yuck or Billy Joel  :yuck

And I also got an email from a 36yo Japanese teacher from Manhattan. Maybe she will want to be mai waifu? :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 27, 2017, 01:27:22 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2017, 01:34:17 AM
Look at it this way Atra, you have more time and money that you're not wasting on a gf. So you have a lot more freedom then you would if you were in a relationship. And if you just drop shit like tinder and whatnot you don't have to keep stressing about the games you have to play with women. Plus you can have free money to just go out and buy an escort and have sex with a woman for beyond whatever you could get. I took part of my paycheck and plumbing money this week and was able to have some fun instead of constantly swiping and getting nowhere except further dumped on.

Plus I guess if you ever want to return to the dating world and shit, you'll probably be better off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 27, 2017, 01:41:39 AM
For my sake and the sake of everyone else's sanity in this thread I'm officially taking a break.

I'm going to focus on my portfolio and personal projects since I get more joy out of that than anything else really.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 27, 2017, 01:44:15 AM
ILU Atra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 27, 2017, 01:58:28 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 27, 2017, 01:41:39 AM
For my sake and the sake of everyone else's sanity in this thread I'm officially taking a break.

I'm going to focus on my portfolio and personal projects since I get more joy out of that than anything else really.

(http://i.imgur.com/9G4lxIa.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2017, 03:19:03 AM
But Vann gets Hitomi
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2017, 04:43:56 AM
Quote from: 213372bu on August 27, 2017, 01:40:58 AM

--
 Rhax I saw your ass complaining about how you're not good looking or whatever, but I saw a pic in the Post Your Pics thread and you look fine.

If that was true I'd probably have attracted a girl by now. Or rather I'd get Tinder matches. Or maybe I'd not get Tinder Matches from women I don't find attractive.

Since these things don't happen, logically I must not be attractive to women.

Now maybe none of this makes since, but that's how my brain thinks.

Either way, I don't know to get past that problem among many.

I don't know how to find confidence, because I don't logically have a reason to have any.

I don't actually hate women. I hate my own self and I guess have just thrown up my arms at ever attracting them, because it seems simply impossible to do and while I'm not old I do feel very bitter at being so behind and unsuccessful. It's kind of hard to not fee like a loser yknow?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 27, 2017, 05:14:08 AM
Doesn't help being attractive when you're a shallow woman hater.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 27, 2017, 09:21:12 AM
Just move to the midwest

may or may not be having quite a bit of success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 27, 2017, 03:49:37 PM
It's probably because those girls see you as their ticket out of the midwest.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on August 27, 2017, 04:07:58 PM
They are still his ticket into some ass so who cares :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 27, 2017, 04:14:38 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 27, 2017, 03:49:37 PM
It's probably because those girls see you as their ticket out of the midwest.  :doge

I know this is a minor comment but combined with the salary hand wringing, it paints a very unflattering picture about the way you seem to think about money and how it relates to women
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 27, 2017, 04:56:31 PM
Life in a neoliberal capitalist society is pretty unflattering.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 27, 2017, 04:58:41 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 27, 2017, 05:26:06 PM
yeah.  it's ridiculously awesome!!!!111!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 27, 2017, 05:42:27 PM
My gripes are more about finding a suitable SO at this point than finding someone to hit it and quit it with.

But Wrath is right about me. I'm not happy at all with where I am in my life. Specifically with my job. I've been super angry lately with all the bullshit that keeps on happening there. There have been days where I just wanted to quit right on the spot over some minor shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 27, 2017, 06:02:41 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 27, 2017, 05:42:27 PM
My gripes are more about finding a suitable SO at this point than finding someone to hit it and quit it with.

But Wrath is right about me. I'm not happy at all with where I am in my life. Specifically with my job. I've been super angry lately with all the bullshit that keeps on happening there. There have been days where I just wanted to quit right on the spot over some minor shit.

yeah it sucks, and you should be open (receptive to whatever) but at this point i'd start dump more of this energy into something else. Maybe even something you actually enjoy the doing of (not concerned with an end goal). Feed your soul a bit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2017, 06:03:52 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 27, 2017, 05:14:08 AM
Doesn't help being attractive when you're a shallow woman hater.

:yeshrug
Well I doubt anyone here is intersted in people they don't find attractive so I'm not sure how I'm shallow.
And eh maybe some light msygoniy. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 27, 2017, 07:01:56 PM
You work too much for a SO. Which is why your goal should be to....keep working, get to a point where you can work less (better job), but in the meantime find someone to lay your dick in every now and then so you don't go insane. Meeting a potential SO would be the worst thing you could do now, since you'd no doubt lose her due to inexperience, awkwardness, working too much, etc.

Just have fun. You care too much man. A lot of people in this thread do. Take the feelings out, as much as you can, and just focus on what you want now with no concern for long term anything. And then when you have the TIME and experience to search for what you want (a real relationship/SO), go for it. But until then it's all about you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 27, 2017, 08:54:36 PM
username's teardowns of various peeps ITT sustain me :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 27, 2017, 09:39:14 PM
just trying to live 2017

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 12:13:36 AM
I was literally minutes away from deleting the app and I matched with this girl:
http://i.imgur.com/arPaTxP.jpg?1

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck  :noah :tocry

also, pro tip: showing your teeth (if you have good teeth) helps immensely.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 28, 2017, 12:57:47 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 10:50:15 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 12:13:36 AM
I was literally minutes away from deleting the app and I matched with this girl:
http://i.imgur.com/arPaTxP.jpg?1

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck  :noah :tocry

also, pro tip: showing your teeth (if you have good teeth) helps immensely.  :doge
(http://i.imgur.com/XnPLiQr.png?1)

:ryker

*praying to whatever god that will listen that this works out* :noah

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Also, greeting anyone by their name is some weird psychological trick that seems to generate more responses for me. That's why I do it.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 28, 2017, 11:05:57 AM
Oh gosh you might be right about the name thing. I really like that, in small doses. :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 28, 2017, 11:08:32 AM
Planning a pretty last minute trip out of town this weekend to go watch the Michigan/UF game. Wonder if it's too early to invite the girl I've only been talking to for a couple weeks and hungout with twice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 28, 2017, 11:31:29 AM
Hey Katy. I like eating ass. Is yours clean?

Gold, Jerry!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 11:57:08 AM
She's loling a lot. That's usually a good sign.

And I can tell she's getting giddy off of my compliments about her tats by how quickly she responds.

When I was snooping through her Instagram I saw a post of her commenting about her body and about her low self esteem. So... that's something to keep in mind for later use. :hitler

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 28, 2017, 12:08:55 PM
Aaaaand ya lost me again
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 28, 2017, 12:14:22 PM
tell her she shure does have a purdy mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: D3RANG3D on August 28, 2017, 12:15:19 PM
You smell like the inside of my mom's purse always works for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 12:15:42 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 28, 2017, 12:08:55 PM
Aaaaand ya lost me again
It's just a sign to know that physical compliments mean a lot more to a person with low self esteem about their body than a person with high self esteem about their body.

That's why calling a hot girl hot with high self esteem has little-to-no effect. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 28, 2017, 12:18:36 PM
If this ends up being true love, in 30 year when you're sitting on the porch of your suburban home watching your kids playing on the lawn - you can look over at her and tell her the story about when you used old Instragram posts to psychologically manipulate her into responding to you while you laugh and drink lemonade.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 12:22:19 PM
I would never admit that. Also, manipulation and persuasion are two sides of the same coin. One just has more negative connotations.

You think I told the girl I lost my virginity to that I had Shark Johnson coaching me every step of the way? No sir. :esports

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 28, 2017, 12:23:18 PM
I mean that's why you wait 30 years. At that point you're that deep in there's no risk. You can reveal any weird shit about the courting and it'll just be a funny story.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 12:33:24 PM
Meh.

When you don't make a lot of money and are kinda attractive (but not a stud) you have to use to human psychology to your advantage. 

That's just been clear to me since I've started down this journey. That's why I get all bent out of shape about saying the "right thing".

edit: another thing, I'm not naturally charming and warm. My default state is robotic and cold (which isn't attractive) so it's a constant effort on my part to seem like a happy-go-lucky guy that's going to make your life much more fulfilling and entertaining (which I can be when I'm not exhausted from my job...).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 28, 2017, 12:44:39 PM
Being psychologically engaging by using peoples' names is one thing, talking about how you plan on "using" their low self esteem is another
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 28, 2017, 12:51:59 PM
Hi Katy! I'm a fucking mess but would love to be inside you. What do you say Katy?? Would you kindly go out with me, Katy?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 12:53:19 PM
That would be over doing it.  :doge

Balance is key.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 28, 2017, 01:00:17 PM
I've shown my wife the posts i made over 10 years ago on here about her. Some flattering, some creepy and mostly just pathetic yearning. But I've been eating her butt for over 10 years now so i felt safe showing her that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 28, 2017, 01:11:27 PM
feelings do it to ya everytime
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 28, 2017, 02:20:01 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 12:33:24 PM
Meh.

When you don't make a lot of money and are kinda attractive (but not a stud) you have to use to human psychology to your advantage. 

That's just been clear to me since I've started down this journey. That's why I get all bent out of shape about saying the "right thing".

edit: another thing, I'm not naturally charming and warm. My default state is robotic and cold (which isn't attractive) so it's a constant effort on my part to seem like a happy-go-lucky guy that's going to make your life much more fulfilling and entertaining (which I can be when I'm not exhausted from my job...).
What is this pick up artist shit?

I know I'm pretty fucked up Atra and while you've done a lot better than I ever will I don't quite understand your approach. You get too hung up on talking instead of actually just talking. The point of online to me is it puts emphasis on simply talking without any physical awkwardness. It's like you don't talk to people in real life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 02:34:51 PM
Once I've lowered their defenses and gotten them to trust me enough to see me in person that's when I start to talk like a real person™.

Online it's all about trying to stand out from the crowd and hitting the right buttons.  :doge

People don't like to admit that there's a formulaic process to courting but there is.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2017, 02:40:10 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 28, 2017, 12:57:47 AM
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You're in a different situation though. Older, better job, you have plenty of experience (including with the paranormal), etc. So wanting something long term makes sense for you. I'm just saying Atra has no need to rush to that point, might as well have fun in the meantime.

After my breakup this year I decided I'm just going to focus on myself for the rest of the year. Now I do whatever I want. I have someone I'm involved with in somewhat of a fwb thing, but I've dabbled elsewhere too. This could be my last chance to be a degenerate fuck. I don't want to be doing this well into my 30s, so next year perhaps I might get seriously involved with my latinx ladyfriend. But until then it's whatever I want to do...

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 28, 2017, 07:41:11 PM
Well I made a tinder mistake.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 07:45:28 PM
I make them all the time. It's super easy to do.  :doge

Also, Katy hasn't responded to me since 12:30 pm today so I think it's safe to assume she's moved onto to someone else. I'll be surprised if she gets back to me later.

It's basically impossible to compete with the better options that keep on coming in by the hour.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 28, 2017, 09:04:53 PM
or shes just busy  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 28, 2017, 09:11:19 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 07:45:28 PM
I make them all the time. It's super easy to do.  :doge

Also, Katy hasn't responded to me since 12:30 pm today so I think it's safe to assume she's moved onto to someone else. I'll be surprised if she gets back to me later.

It's basically impossible to compete with the better options that keep on coming in by the hour.

You have really got to stop investing yourself in connections that haven't really been made yet. It may even be your level of investment / obsession is apparent from subtext, which would work to scare women off. Relax. Write back tomorrow. Who cares?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 28, 2017, 11:24:34 PM
EZoo is next weekend, hopefully I'll get some phone #s from a few cute raver girls this year.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 28, 2017, 11:51:00 PM
Atra....was she a tween? Again? Did she have a job? Done with college?

Look, I want you to be a man-ho. That would make me very happy. But it aint the other dudes who will rob you of being a slut. It's just impossible for a decent man to sleep around unless he gets with women who are a bit more...depressed about life. Meaning they have experience and will absolutely love it if you were direct about your intentions.

Try another dating app with an older audience maybe but when you're chatting with a girl around your age, just be frank that you're mainly there for the ego-boost and a person to make regretful decisions with if everything seems all right. I am telling you verbatim words that I have successfully tested before if that helps pass your data analysis workshop test.

Quote from: tiesto on August 28, 2017, 11:24:34 PM
EZoo is next weekend, hopefully I'll get some phone #s from a few cute raver girls this year.

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and hopefully this time they'll be older than 18
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Don't exchange kandi and you'll probably keep it legal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 29, 2017, 12:25:39 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 07:45:28 PM
I make them all the time. It's super easy to do.  :doge


Well actually...

I honestly try to not take Tinder Seriously. I think it sucks when the one in a thousand attractive girl doesn't message me, but in the end it's nothing serious. I just use the swipe it all and let god sort it out method. I don't get a lot of results. Maybe I do need to smile more and not look like some sorrowful fuck on a My Chemical Romance album cover. This morning I got a match and the chick sent me a message pretty quickly.

Around this time at good olde Target, a kind of athletic, thick thighs, and volleyball playing girl came in for an Apple Watch. I'm not saying she was flirty, but she was fun and friendly and while my brain knew what to say my body was like "no fuck you, stay shitty" and I couldn't find myself to take the risk to say anything cool.

But anyway, Tinder Girl is messaging me and while she's not my type(short, ethnic, slightly thic). She kind of looks like an emo scene kid and well I do like thier hair. So why not. Not like I have anything going and it's just practice. Then she says she likes anime.

Sign 1.

and kpop.

Sign 2.

And Sex.

I don't know what this is. I mean yeah I like anime, but I do it with a degree of self awareness. Anyway tinder girl is like we should meet up and I'm like Christ it's only been like an hour and we're only at the "whats your hobbies" part. But I think maybe she's looking for sex. I mean I really don't want to and honestly I think easiness is a turn off. I don't want to get into any gender politics, I'm just turned off when(and this happens never) she just throws it out there with not build up. Hey, maybe I need things to complain about. But I'm not doing anything today so I guess I should see where this goes.

I go home change into my tight jeans, a simple shirt, my tan coat, and my boots. I mean I look like a guy who spends his weekends going out and drinking craft beer. A hipster. I don't look like a guy who knows what a Blue Eyes White Dragon is.

So the girl wants to meet up at the mall and my only reaction is..

oh no...

Bad Sign. I hate the mall and while for some reason it's a big booty oasis it's not my scene. All the dudes who shop there look like they spend and hour lining their beards while reading GQ's fashion guide in their Chargers. And the girls there bring their Yoga Pants there to show off. It's pretty people city and eh I'm not out to impress anyone. It's epsically not the scene for a 27 year old who switches between listening to Phantogram and Final Fantasy music.

It is the spot for the really young though. People who come and hangout after school far away from Abercrombie. So my first thought is no way she's 22. She is a young girl catfishing and older dude for Alcohol. She then tells me to meet her at some Board Game store. Well maybe she is a cool nerd. At least it's not Hot Topic. Anyway as I go to the uncool part of the mall I see the girl. I mean she's not my type and well doesn't look at all like the pictures. She's with her male friend and they all have waifu and anime pins all up and around their backpacks. She tells me she's been hanging around the mall for hours and doing stuff and I'm trying to just stay nice. She then tells me her ex is in the store and he's mad that shes meting up with me. She tells me in between telling me about the seizures she has.

I wasted my gas for this.

Anyway her friend group must be having a teenager club meeting in there and is playing magic or something. And the dude comes out and I realize I'm the awkward older dude the chick in the group brings around to make her ex angry and the group talk. This my worst role ever.

Dude comes out. Zelda Book Bag. Power Rangers shirt. Mighty Morphin. There's no way he was alive when even Zeo was on. His friend is backing him up, he's got some adventure time hoody. Dude is cowering behind his friend,

Guy is scared of me.

I'm the "coolest" dude in this nerd section.

And I just want to get the fuck out of here.

He leaves we go into the store and I feel so out of place in this rinky dink board game store. It use to be a Spencers.

She has to go. I tell her we will talk later and I get the fuck outta of there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 06:46:50 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on August 28, 2017, 11:51:00 PM
Atra....was she a tween? Again? Did she have a job? Done with college?

Look, I want you to be a man-ho. That would make me very happy. But it aint the other dudes who will rob you of being a slut. It's just impossible for a decent man to sleep around unless he gets with women who are a bit more...depressed about life. Meaning they have experience and will absolutely love it if you were direct about your intentions.

Try another dating app with an older audience maybe but when you're chatting with a girl around your age, just be frank that you're mainly there for the ego-boost and a person to make regretful decisions with if everything seems all right. I am telling you verbatim words that I have successfully tested before if that helps pass your data analysis workshop test.
She's 22, has a job, and I don't believe she's gone to college yet. I just picked one of her better photos to emphasize how cute she is. She still looks great but is a tad bit older looking than in that photo I posted.  :doge

Something that needs to be emphasized is that I live in South Carolina. Not San Francisco, California. Not Portland, Oregon. Not Seattle, Washington. Jesus lubin' Greenville, South Carolina. My options in this area are severely limited. That's why I'm more likely to match with someone who is 50+ miles away (Asheville ❤️ ) rather than 15 miles from my house.

There's this massive glut of conservative, religious women (who demand that you be religious as well if you are to date them) in this region that shows up on these dating sites which is kinda ironic because whenever I look at the guy's in my area they're mostly non-religious with a few conservative types mixed in that seem to be more "culturally Christian" than actual by-the-book Christians.

I tried Coffee meets Bagel and Match.com's app. They're filled to the brim with women in their late 20s early 30s who are religious and look... not so great. And most of them are looking for serious relationships with a Jesus loving man according to their bios. And a lot of them also have kids. Also, the few women who weren't religious and attractive to me on those other apps never got back to me. Probably because me and the hundreds of guys like me in this area are bombarding them.

I may see what OKC is like now in 2017 but it wasn't so great last time I was there. It was a bunch of obese and crusty looking women with loads of issues (OKC's survey feature really shines a spotlight on those).

edit: I'm also aware that there are guys who fake being religious, go to church, pick up Christian women there, and sleep with a lot these so called "Christian" women but that's not something I really want to do with my time. Plus, I took my Christian faith fucking seriously when I was still religious and it still angers my inner Puritan to some level whenever I meet Christian girls who sleep around outside of marriage. And these are the same women that would judge me for swearing like a sailor or something minor like that.

Plus religious women are less likely to have abortions (hence why there's also a glut of single mothers in this area). So that's something to keep in mind as well.


Anyways...

I think the sooner I get out of this region the better (which I have been saying since 2010... haha fuck me...). But that will only happen until I get my design portfolio together and find a better job elsewhere. Which my parents have been kinda blocking me on that because they want me to stick around here. But I know that I don't really have a significant future in graphic design here. It's not highly valued in Greenville like it is in any other major US city.


tl;dr: I hate where I live. Religious women suck. I need to move. The end.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 29, 2017, 09:10:04 AM
Considering how unhappy you are with where you live apparently, just fucking move. It's not like you're limited by your trade.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 29, 2017, 09:23:28 AM
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Quote from: tiesto on August 28, 2017, 11:24:34 PM
EZoo is next weekend, hopefully I'll get some phone #s from a few cute raver girls this year.

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Don't exchange kandi and you'll probably keep it legal.

At least it's 18 to get in so I don't have to worry about accidentally pulling an amir0x.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 04:19:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/S4lvcf0.png?1)

*HOLDING MY BREATH*  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 29, 2017, 04:25:49 PM
Someone photoshop one of the dudes in his avatar to have a blue face. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 04:26:29 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 04:19:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/S4lvcf0.png?1)

*HOLDING MY BREATH*  :doge
quoting for the next page...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2017, 04:27:54 PM
Sometimes you gotta get to the "can I buy you lunch/dinner" faster. I'd rather discuss shit in person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 04:31:10 PM
Same.

We've exchanged a total of about 12 to 14 messages over 2 days. That's kinda cutting it a bit too early in my experience but it's worked before.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2017, 04:34:13 PM
i believe in you Atra
:rejoice

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 04:38:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/voQf60U.png?1)

 :aah :noah :whew :whoo :miyamoto :sabu :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :shaq :cody :heyman :itagaki :rash :marimo :ryker :delicious :success :dice :trumps :ego :checkit

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 29, 2017, 04:39:20 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 28, 2017, 11:57:08 AM
She's loling a lot. That's usually a good sign.

And I can tell she's getting giddy off of my compliments about her tats by how quickly she responds.

When I was snooping through her Instagram I saw a post of her commenting about her body and about her low self esteem. So... that's something to keep in mind for later use. :hitler

I may be a bit late to this but man this comes off as one of the creepier posts in this thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 29, 2017, 04:43:28 PM
That's just how he generally is. I think it's anxiety about a woman maybe wanting to touch his penis. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 04:44:13 PM
I'm just playing up my desperateness for the edgy lulz. That's all. I'm not *that* fucked up.  :doge

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 29, 2017, 04:45:25 PM
you should have asked if you can take her out to your favorite restaurant.  Now you've got to eat the shitty food that she likes.  Have fun at Jack in the Box
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 29, 2017, 04:51:03 PM
Phone call before a first date? What is this, the 90s?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 04:54:24 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 29, 2017, 04:45:25 PM
you should have asked if you can take her out to your favorite restaurant.  Now you've got to eat the shitty food that she likes.  Have fun at Jack in the Box
I'd eat human shit if it meant getting with this girl.  :doge
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I actually love Jack in the Box  :doge
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Which is basically human shit.  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 29, 2017, 04:58:48 PM
Lol no way am I talking on the phone to ANYONE in 2017 unless it's for business
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 29, 2017, 05:02:10 PM
May as well tell them “I love you” at the end of the call while you’re at it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on August 29, 2017, 05:02:22 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on August 29, 2017, 04:56:14 PM
Yeah, if a girl asked if she could take me to my favorite restaurant, I'd be a little disappointed.
:rejoice "Sure I'd love to go to Taco Bell with you"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 05:14:54 PM
I suggested I could pick the place if she didn't want to and she's letting me run with that. So we good.

edit: The date will be happening this Wednesday. That works out well since I have a bunch of shit happening this weekend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 29, 2017, 05:16:37 PM
Indian it is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 05:28:19 PM
We're going to one of the nicer pizza places in town. She's never been.

Pizza is usually a solid winner for first dates.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 29, 2017, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 05:28:19 PM
We're going to one of the nicer pizza places in town. She's never been.

Pizza is usually a solid winner for first dates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEI-NCTsiPE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 29, 2017, 05:40:02 PM
I'm just so curious, if you need this much help talking to them over the app, how do you not die of awkwardness while at the Tinder dates?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on August 29, 2017, 05:42:28 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 29, 2017, 05:40:02 PM
I'm just so curious, if you need this much help talking to them over the app, how do you not die of awkwardness while at the Tinder dates?

It’s so much easier to have a natural conversation in person instead of via text/app though. Booze also helps.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 29, 2017, 05:45:03 PM
It's easier to talk to a woman in person because i can fixate on her breasts if she is showing cleavage or the corner of her mouth will do if she's not. Through text or on the phone i have to fixate on my belly button which just gets distracting due to lint.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on August 29, 2017, 05:55:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 05:28:19 PM
We're going to one of the nicer pizza places in town. She's never been.

Pizza is usually a solid winner for first dates.
first date with my wife was us going to krispy kreme after she stopped by a street fighter 4 tournament i was running, so if i can get married after that you'll be fine with pizza
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 29, 2017, 06:00:18 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 04:38:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/voQf60U.png?1)

 :aah :noah :whew :whoo :miyamoto :sabu :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :shaq :cody :heyman :itagaki :rash :marimo :ryker :delicious :success :dice :trumps :ego :checkit

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*DIES*
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"He so down"

That wasn't a typo by the way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 06:41:22 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 29, 2017, 05:40:02 PM
I'm just so curious, if you need this much help talking to them over the app, how do you not die of awkwardness while at the Tinder dates?
Once I know they like me on some level to meet me in person I'm usually pretty calm and casual. It's the whole  going from zero connection to some connection to asking them out that freaks me the fuck out.

Also, I talk to them like I would a casual acquaintance and after I few drinks I get really comfy around them. :shaq

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 29, 2017, 07:26:25 PM
Quote from: nachobro on August 29, 2017, 05:55:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 05:28:19 PM
We're going to one of the nicer pizza places in town. She's never been.

Pizza is usually a solid winner for first dates.
first date with my wife was us going to krispy kreme after she stopped by a street fighter 4 tournament i was running, so if i can get married after that you'll be fine with pizza
My first date with my wife was a Bach concert followed by some chess.

If I can pull that into a successful marriage, you can do just fine with pizza.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 29, 2017, 07:39:40 PM
Quote from: Raist on August 29, 2017, 06:00:18 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 04:38:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/voQf60U.png?1)

 :aah :noah :whew :whoo :miyamoto :sabu :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :shaq :cody :heyman :itagaki :rash :marimo :ryker :delicious :success :dice :trumps :ego :checkit

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*DIES*
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"He so down"

That wasn't a typo by the way.

Either way, he gets dicked down. :phil :phil :phil :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 08:04:56 PM
I'll be the only dick in this scenario thankyouverymuch. :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 29, 2017, 08:33:33 PM
My first date with my wife, she was on a date with someone else, if I can etc etc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Steve Contra on August 29, 2017, 08:44:54 PM
My wife got me drunk and took me home after an ex of mine introduced us.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 29, 2017, 08:55:21 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on August 29, 2017, 08:44:54 PM
My wife got me drunk and took me home after an ex of mine introduced us.
Did she hold your hair while you puked in an alley?  She's a keeper :heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 08:57:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OIz5hER.png)

(https://media.tenor.com/images/fe52f1e86e4c0f567aaed0388f97bb2e/tenor.gif)

(kinda lol)

edit: Wow... and to think I almost quit.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 29, 2017, 09:04:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 08:57:02 PM
edit: Wow... and to think I almost quit.  :doge

...And to think your job was stopping you as well... :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 29, 2017, 09:07:56 PM
I wouldn't hold my breath on that one
Edit: Well actually, no, you have a chance there but you'll need to impress 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 09:10:04 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 29, 2017, 09:07:56 PM
I wouldn't hold my breath on that one
I wouldn't either but at least I can sneak a peak at her boobers while I'm *cough* sharing resources.  :doge

Quote
Edit: Well actually, no, you have a chance there but you'll need to impress
I'll do what I can. :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 29, 2017, 09:34:38 PM
I contacted a girl on Match a few days ago, and she's been moving pretty quick - she gave me her # after like 2 messages and told me "I am one of her favorite people she talked to on the site", and then just today she asked me if she wanted to hang out tonight! Unfortunately my phone was dead and I didn't see it till too late... but we are going out tomorrow night when she comes home from work! She's a data analyst and was talking to me a lot about programming since she wants to learn more about it. Also she's pretty cute, too! She's 27 years old, a petite brunette.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 10:09:48 PM
Katy got my all.

Lindsey got what was left.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 29, 2017, 10:52:45 PM
That last text from Lindsay kinda seems like a red flag. Either she thinks you're coming off too strong, or she really isn't looking for more than some dicking. Maybe she's scared of commitment. Mentioning romance during the first convo is a too much imo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 29, 2017, 10:55:13 PM
I'm dropping these in here for PD and Wrath, mostly:

https://unicornbooty.com/gay-bar-decline-apps/

http://www.thedailybeast.com/sex-dating-and-cerebral-palsy-ryan-j-haddad-brings-gay-intimacy-and-disability-to-the-stage

https://www.myhandicap.com/en/information-disability-chonical-illness/relationships-and-sexuality/sexuality-and-disability/lgbts-with-disability/gay-lesbian-disability/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 29, 2017, 10:57:51 PM
My prevailing theory now is that she thought "wtf is he talking about romantic, " and now she's giving him a shot anyway thinking at least she might further some career goals through him, so he needs to show up and be cool as shit if he's getting anywhere -- that's how I would over analyze it.


 You probably shouldn't tho, Atra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 29, 2017, 11:06:41 PM
Honestly, if he was to do over:

Also, this is probably not the most romantic thing in the world lol but if you want If you have free time and are available to meet up sometime this week, I'd be willing to share some resources and advice over dinner.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 11:14:10 PM
Yeah, should've cut that part out. Oh well (this is why I workshop things) :doge .  She asked for my instagram so that's something at least. :yeshrug

That's what throws me off with modern dating. There's not really a bunch of clear lines. People "hang out" now instead of date really.

Also, Katy just wished me goodnight.  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 30, 2017, 02:47:06 AM
Jesus Christ I’m glad I’m not dating anymore

The last few pages are legit concerning and honestly make me so happy I made it through the dating phase with only a few embarrassing instances of slipping it in
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 30, 2017, 05:53:37 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 29, 2017, 08:57:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OIz5hER.png)

(https://media.tenor.com/images/fe52f1e86e4c0f567aaed0388f97bb2e/tenor.gif)

(kinda lol)

edit: Wow... and to think I almost quit.  :doge
Pls never use the word romance again you're not a 50 year old retiree.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 30, 2017, 05:58:43 AM
Holy fuck! I get it guys. Christ.

I was raised by fucking religious baby boomers for fuck sake.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 30, 2017, 06:22:32 AM
My lifelong religious schooling had more of an impact than my parents tbh.

Most people went to public schools down here so they weren't scathed in that regard.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 30, 2017, 07:08:47 AM
Now that I'm on the outside looking in: it's like I was trying to communicate that I'm not a threat somehow by making a joke (it didn't come off that way because text doesn't capture the tone of voice I'm hearing in my head when I read my texts (which is why I fucking hate texting)) but romantic love is threatening in the wrong context.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 30, 2017, 07:18:17 AM
Stop overthinking shit breh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 30, 2017, 07:20:25 AM
Telling an overthinker not to overthink is like telling a fish to get out of water.

edit: Also, if this date today with Katy doesn't pan out THEN I will be taking a much needed break so my overthinking can be spent on design rather than human relationshits.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 30, 2017, 08:37:16 AM
Saying romantic isn't the problem. Your joke just doesn't hit because it's out of the blue.

See the above revision, you are more direct and not hesitant on asking for dinner AND make it related to your conversation.

You need to level your charm. I suggest you go to coffee houses by yourself on rainy days to get +3 to that until you level it enough.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 30, 2017, 09:11:10 AM
Quote from: BrandNew on August 30, 2017, 02:47:06 AM
Jesus Christ I’m glad I’m not dating anymore

The last few pages are legit concerning and honestly make me so happy I made it through the dating phase with only a few embarrassing instances of slipping it in

Did I miss you getting married?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 30, 2017, 09:13:23 AM
Part of me hopes BrandNew gets broken up with this year.

Fucking normie.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 30, 2017, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 30, 2017, 09:13:23 AM
Part of me hopes BrandNew gets broken up with this year.

Fucking normie.
Quote from: Dufus on August 30, 2017, 09:43:43 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 30, 2017, 09:13:23 AM
Part of me hopes BrandNew gets broken up with this year.

Fucking normie.

(https://i.imgur.com/o0MU3pj.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/zl4UUYO.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 30, 2017, 10:42:43 AM
If she doesn't want to get dinner, ask her if she's breaking up with you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 30, 2017, 10:44:37 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 30, 2017, 09:11:10 AM
Quote from: BrandNew on August 30, 2017, 02:47:06 AM
Jesus Christ I’m glad I’m not dating anymore

The last few pages are legit concerning and honestly make me so happy I made it through the dating phase with only a few embarrassing instances of slipping it in

Did I miss you getting married?

No, but that's in the cards soon.  We live together and basically feel married anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 30, 2017, 11:02:36 AM
Quote from: Dufus on August 30, 2017, 09:43:43 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 30, 2017, 09:13:23 AM
Part of me hopes BrandNew gets broken up with this year.

Fucking normie.

(https://i.imgur.com/o0MU3pj.jpg)

#meIRL
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 30, 2017, 12:20:59 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on August 30, 2017, 04:44:23 AM
One of these girls seems absolutely amazing, but she's in Long Beach. With traffic that would be the equivalent of one of those 50 mile drives Atra makes to meet a chick.

With so much drama in the LBC, it's kinda hard being Green Shin-o-bi...

But yeah, speaking of Disney, I get quite a few compliments from girls when I wear the $10 Ducktales tee shirt I bought a target for my friend's Disney themed party.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 30, 2017, 12:23:49 PM
Careful boys, Disney girls are insane
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 30, 2017, 12:34:53 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 30, 2017, 09:13:23 AM
Part of me hopes BrandNew gets broken up with this year.

Fucking normie.

This is the worst post in the thread.

Be happy for your fellow forum friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 30, 2017, 12:44:43 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 30, 2017, 12:23:49 PM
Careful boys, Disney girls are insane

Glen is a Disney boy himself so he welcomes the mutual insanity
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 30, 2017, 12:51:16 PM
I auto left swipe at Disney apparel.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 30, 2017, 04:32:31 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 30, 2017, 12:23:49 PM
Careful boys, Disney girls are insane

This is true. Listen to this man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 30, 2017, 04:33:48 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 30, 2017, 12:23:49 PM
Careful boys, Disney girls are insane

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:bobby
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 30, 2017, 05:57:16 PM
Who doesn't like Disney? You're monsters. :'(

Girls just want their prince and fairytale, whether it's a romantic date or a thick dick down their throat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 30, 2017, 05:57:37 PM
Disney chicks are the ones who will call you daddy in bed and say they've been a bad girl

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 30, 2017, 06:02:45 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 30, 2017, 05:57:16 PM
Who doesn't like Disney? You're monsters. :'(

Girls just want their prince and fairytale, whether it's a romantic date or a thick dick down their throat.

There's a difference between liking Disney and being a Disney guy/gal. As an annual passholder living 15 minutes from Disneyland I've met (and dated) plenty of both. Super Disney fans are...basically western anime fans (or is that Star Wars fans?).

Quote from: Mupepe on August 30, 2017, 05:57:37 PM
Disney chicks are the ones who will call you daddy in bed and say they've been a bad girl

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:drool
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Yeah, this is true too.

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Can confirm from experience  ;)
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 30, 2017, 06:33:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Tvdf3KE.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 30, 2017, 06:48:36 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 30, 2017, 05:57:16 PM
Who doesn't like Disney? You're monsters. :'(

That's a difference between liking Disney and liking Disney.  You don't want the later. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 30, 2017, 08:26:56 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 30, 2017, 05:57:37 PM
Disney chicks are the ones who will call you daddy in bed and say they've been a bad girl

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No shit, they're like eight.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 30, 2017, 10:32:17 PM
To be fair, can't really talk bad about Disney fans or Star Wars or anything considering we're like the nerdest nerds here for gaming.

I mean I bought a fucking moogle plushie and Tonberry lamp today.

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(https://www.kanedashop.com/6748-large_default/taito-final-fantasy-xiv-kuplu-kopo-moogle-xl-plush-stuffed-gleen.jpg)

(http://www.ncsx.com/2016/020116/Monday/3d713fd88c0e7c364bc5c66fd59233bdf959e6bf.jpg)

http://www.shopncsx.com/ff14mog-2.aspx

http://www.shopncsx.com/tonberry.aspx
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 30, 2017, 10:35:03 PM
Nah that tonberry lamp is cool as fuck

And chicks dressed as Belle and Ariel are hot as fuck

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 30, 2017, 10:42:36 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 30, 2017, 10:35:03 PM
Nah that tonberry lamp is cool as fuck

And chicks dressed as Belle and Ariel are hot as fuck

Jasmine tho :lawd

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:jared
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 30, 2017, 10:56:49 PM
Tasty, I swear it's like you've never been to Disneyland. Yeah there are teens, but there are a lot of grown ass Disney fans down here near Disneyland. OC is like fucking Disney mecca. Half the people in this city are passholders.

Like, there's an entire drinking meetup of 200+ people dedicated to drinking at Disneyland.
https://www.meetup.com/Disneyland-Drinking-Guys-Gals/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 30, 2017, 11:09:32 PM
Jasmine was always my Disney crush as a kid
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 30, 2017, 11:47:46 PM
Ariel, because gingers  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 31, 2017, 01:49:01 AM
"Don't date Disney girls"
...

"I wanna fuck Jasmine"

:lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 31, 2017, 01:55:02 AM
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Not a disney girl
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 31, 2017, 04:35:05 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on August 31, 2017, 02:24:39 AM
Quote from: Bepbo on August 30, 2017, 11:47:46 PM
Ariel, because gingers  ;)

She's cool.

I'll take Belle over everyone though. Best personality of them all.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belle_et_S%C3%A9bastien

?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 31, 2017, 06:22:06 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 31, 2017, 01:49:01 AM
"Don't date Disney girls"
...

"I wanna fuck Jasmine"

:lol

I don't think you understand, honey.

Disney princesses != crazy Disney girls with thousands of Disney merchandise that want a Disney wedding and go to Disneyland every year with...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 31, 2017, 06:49:25 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 31, 2017, 06:22:06 AM
thousands of Disney merchandise that want a Disney wedding and go to Disneyland every year with...
:kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2017, 08:26:19 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 30, 2017, 07:08:47 AM
Now that I'm on the outside looking in: it's like I was trying to communicate that I'm not a threat
Brah this is where you go wrong

Always be a threat. :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 31, 2017, 08:57:41 AM
Hey now, I never said don't date them.. just .. be careful
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2017, 01:03:20 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 30, 2017, 07:08:47 AM
Now that I'm on the outside looking in: it's like I was trying to communicate that I'm not a threat somehow by making a joke (it didn't come off that way because text doesn't capture the tone of voice I'm hearing in my head when I read my texts (which is why I fucking hate texting)) but romantic love is threatening in the wrong context.
stop this shit bro

You're driving yourself crazy over nothing. Your priority should be going on a date and/or getting laid. Everyone is disposable, including you. If someone doesn't want to meet you, someone else will. Who cares. There should be next to no feelings involved in this process. You're just trying to get a date/laid. You overthink, obsess and go crazy over this shit...then you quit it for months because it's tiring. A regular person can work while using tinder on the side. It's not a big deal dude...

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 31, 2017, 02:13:33 PM
The self-sabotage train stops for no one. Especially when you accept it as a 'character trait' like he does.

 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 31, 2017, 04:34:19 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 31, 2017, 06:49:25 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 31, 2017, 06:22:06 AM
thousands of Disney merchandise that want a Disney wedding and go to Disneyland every year with...
:kobeyuck

Yes. Exactly. Those are the crazy Disney folks we're talking about avoiding.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on August 31, 2017, 04:37:05 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 31, 2017, 02:13:33 PM
The self-sabotage train stops for no one. Especially when you accept it as a 'character trait' like he does.

:fbm

At least me taking it as a character trait also explains a bunch of shit in my depression umbrella.

But Atra overthinks EVERYTHING. He can't get over the hump (pun not intended) of wanting a relationship. I mean shit, just look at him thinking women want someone "stable" in the ballpark of 50,000-100,000 yearly when a lot of women are in the income range of him at his age (or younger/older).


Shit is infuriatingly funny in a different way from Rah's total infuriating-but-won't-listen way.
 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2017, 08:46:53 PM
Okay, I'm less of a cunt today than I was yesterday but I am still feeling slightly cunty... Sorry about that, Boritos. Especially you, BrandNew (but you are a normie IMHO :hitler ).


My date with Katy seemed to go well last night. She said she would be down to meet up again but I haven't heard anything back yet today when I messaged her after 5pm so... eh...

But now I have a date with RiShawnda lined up for this Saturday. A 29 y/o black woman who works in HR at her company. She's very pretty and looks about 25 in her pics. :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 31, 2017, 08:56:20 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 31, 2017, 08:46:53 PM
Especially you, BrandNew (but you are a normie IMHO :hitler ).

All breeders are normies, shitlord. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 31, 2017, 09:14:15 PM
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A 29 y/o black woman who works in HR at her company. She's very pretty and looks about 25 in her pics.

 :thinking

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2017, 09:17:46 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 31, 2017, 09:40:23 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2017, 10:51:03 PM
[note: she had a blank tinder bio]
(http://i.imgur.com/dDAZRS5.jpg?2)

 :lucas

edit: oh thank god...
(http://i.imgur.com/GPZPg5h.jpg?1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 31, 2017, 11:08:10 PM
you gonna die
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2017, 11:10:22 PM
Ask what the sister looks like.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 31, 2017, 11:15:03 PM
The best reply to that is "God I'm so hard right now."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2017, 11:21:51 PM
"...like your potentially dead baby sister's corpse."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 31, 2017, 11:36:51 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 31, 2017, 04:37:05 PM


Shit is infuriatingly funny in a different way from Rah's total infuriating-but-won't-listen way.
I did listen. I tried things. Nothing got better for me. It's whatever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 01, 2017, 12:50:14 AM
Went on my date tonight, she was pretty nice and I think into me... she gave me a second hug when I told her I want to see her again when she gets back from her Labor Day vaca, and she was doing light touching while conversing, flicking her hair... the obvious signs. She was pretty easy to talk to, fairly outgoing (though she claimed she was shy). She is from the same town as my ex, and around the same age... I said "oh, I know some people from -town-... do you know someone named D?" and she said that my ex was in her English class, but didn't say whether or not she was friends with her (my ex didn't have any HS friends from what she told me because they all found her to be annoying  :lol)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on September 01, 2017, 01:17:00 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 31, 2017, 10:51:03 PM
[note: she had a blank tinder bio]

Way to edit her name in the first one, and then not in the second.  :doge

Back away from Amber. Real slowly.

Or, if you want to go for it: Ask her if she wants you to choke her until she's blue like her baby sister. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 01, 2017, 01:53:38 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 01, 2017, 02:14:17 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on September 01, 2017, 01:53:38 AM
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(http://i.imgur.com/Y2CDFeS.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 01, 2017, 04:40:37 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 31, 2017, 09:17:46 PM
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I just find it amusing that you're making a distinction between 29 and 25yo.

And seem to imply 29 is "old".
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Quote from: Bebpo on September 01, 2017, 01:53:38 AM
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She wanted the D.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2017, 10:43:59 AM
29 years is old. They probably have a few grey hairs, wrinkles, her tits are not as perky and think of all the emotional baggage. And worst of all she has probably already had her period at that age!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 01, 2017, 10:55:25 AM
29 is a great age

old enough to have probably been kicked in the groin by life but young enough to still wanna know how deep the rabbit hole pwussy goes

:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 01, 2017, 11:21:16 AM
When do pubes go grey?

Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2017, 11:42:49 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 01, 2017, 11:21:16 AM
When do pubes go grey?

Asking for a friend.
Grey pubes are so fucking hot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 01, 2017, 11:45:04 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 01, 2017, 11:21:16 AM
When do pubes go grey?

Asking for a friend.

40 for me. Er, chest and beard. The rest is as auburn as ever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 01, 2017, 11:49:54 AM
Pubes never go grey if you don't have any pubes :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 01, 2017, 12:15:03 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 01, 2017, 11:21:16 AM
When do pubes go grey?

Asking for a friend.
:lol

I recently discovered one, too. Early thirties here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 01, 2017, 12:52:41 PM
My grey hairs on my beard are going to be interesting looking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 01, 2017, 12:57:56 PM
You're gonna have a calico thing going, huh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 01, 2017, 01:06:59 PM
I've got a few stray greys in my hair and some funny ones in my eyebrows @ 29 :yeshrug

My deepest desire for my hair is that it stays relatively thick and goes full white
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 01, 2017, 01:19:27 PM
More like Willie Nelson.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 01, 2017, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: Rufus on September 01, 2017, 12:57:56 PM
You're gonna have a calico thing going, huh?

I think so.  It's probably going to look a lot like this:

(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/11850179_497021823798742_31886983_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTA2MTg2OTE1MzA5Njk1NDgyNQ%3D%3D.2)

just, you know, not nearly as sexy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 01, 2017, 04:16:35 PM
I'm hoping to maybe grow 2 or 3 inches and bulk up to pull off an idris elba in Luther look myself 👌🏾
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 01, 2017, 04:19:56 PM
Me in 30 or so years:
(https://i.imgur.com/pWjqx0r.jpg)

Except crazier and not as intelligent.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2017, 09:42:13 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on August 31, 2017, 09:48:11 PM
Breeders fucking suck.
:(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 01, 2017, 09:47:14 PM
Always practice safe breeding.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 02, 2017, 01:31:47 PM
Ah. My "date" for today cancelled because a "friend is coming into town last minute" but she's down to re-schedule so there's that.  :doge

Well, that at least gives me time to work on this dumb annual report I didn't do Friday because I was so fucking tired...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 02, 2017, 01:36:10 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 02, 2017, 01:31:47 PM
Ah. My "date" for today cancelled because a "friend is coming into town last minute" but she's down to re-schedule so there's that.  :doge

Well, that at least gives me time to work on this dumb annual report I didn't do Friday because I was so fucking tired...

good now don't post in this thread again until the date and don't overthink it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on September 02, 2017, 04:11:08 PM
Don't listen to Toku. Totally overthink it, and post in here so I have comedy. :phil

Then jack off before the date and have a good time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 02, 2017, 04:29:00 PM
disregard timu's post except the jerkin' off part
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 02, 2017, 04:45:21 PM
We're gonna meet up this Wednesday.

In the meantime I'll try to set something up with another girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 02, 2017, 07:21:16 PM
Atra, please try some of these and report back to us

(https://i.imgur.com/NKqMtOj.png) (https://i.imgur.com/qDyZr0k.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/77zAuyv.png) (https://i.imgur.com/ORz1UKV.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 02, 2017, 08:38:16 PM
Never. I'm a gentleman (when courting women). :jeanluc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on September 02, 2017, 08:45:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 02, 2017, 08:38:16 PM
Never. I'm a gentleman (when courting women). :jeanluc

Are you writing crowns of sonnets? If not, then you ain't no gentleman. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 02, 2017, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 02, 2017, 08:45:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 02, 2017, 08:38:16 PM
Never. I'm a gentleman (when courting women). :jeanluc

Are you writing crowns of sonnets? If not, then you ain't no gentleman. :ufup

no but they each get novels in this thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 02, 2017, 09:20:55 PM
Quote from: toku on September 02, 2017, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 02, 2017, 08:45:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 02, 2017, 08:38:16 PM
Never. I'm a gentleman (when courting women). :jeanluc

Are you writing crowns of sonnets? If not, then you ain't no gentleman. :ufup

no but they each get novels in this thread

 :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on September 02, 2017, 09:44:55 PM
Quote from: toku on September 02, 2017, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 02, 2017, 08:45:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 02, 2017, 08:38:16 PM
Never. I'm a gentleman (when courting women). :jeanluc

Are you writing crowns of sonnets? If not, then you ain't no gentleman. :ufup

no but they each get novels in this thread
:jeanluc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 02, 2017, 10:20:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 02, 2017, 08:38:16 PM
Never. I'm a gentleman (when courting women). :jeanluc
A Real Man(™️) can do both. ez
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on September 02, 2017, 10:36:13 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 02, 2017, 04:29:00 PM
Regard timu's post especially the jerkin' off part

FTFY. At this point, Atra won't stop overthinking so I want the comedy.

But seriously: Atra. As you already posted with those two girls: You have the ability to actually get dates, there's no need to work-shop. The problem with you is that you keep thinking badly (and I say that as a fellow major depressive) to where your "jokes" fall flat because they make no sense and come out of no where. The "romantic" bit especially. You have to ease into the conversation on that, which takes practice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 02, 2017, 10:45:04 PM
Quote from: toku on September 02, 2017, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 02, 2017, 08:45:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 02, 2017, 08:38:16 PM
Never. I'm a gentleman (when courting women). :jeanluc

Are you writing crowns of sonnets? If not, then you ain't no gentleman. :ufup

no but they each get novels in this thread

son  :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 02, 2017, 10:48:22 PM
Also saying shit like "I'm a gentleman" is wack af listen to more geto boys u lame nerd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWfdXs9QrXI
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 03, 2017, 10:45:03 AM
Girl I went out with on Thursday has been texting me back a lot. She wants to get together next weekend after she gets back from NC!

Talked to some people at EZoo but didn't really get anywhere. Still, getting some smiles from cute girls is always a nice boost to the fragile ol' ego. And on an unrelated note (but cuz Toku is a regular in this thread), someone had a giant cross that said "Bless Up" on it, they were in front of me at the main stage during Zedd's set.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 03, 2017, 03:08:43 PM
Girl and I are now on to the sending memes to each other on instagram stage. Getting pretty serious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 03, 2017, 07:57:39 PM
Also, choke sex  :pimp

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 03, 2017, 07:58:22 PM
Question: is "I really need a lightbulb changed" a euphemism for "come over and fuck me silly" ?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 03, 2017, 08:05:49 PM
Go forth and screw.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on September 03, 2017, 08:28:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 03, 2017, 07:58:22 PM
Question: is "I really need a lightbulb changed" a euphemism for "come over and fuck me silly" ?  :doge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bobp5OHVsWY

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yes, you fucking moron. If it's out of the blue and out of context on the lightbulb being old. But come the fuck on.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 03, 2017, 08:47:05 PM
She's 50+ miles away.  :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on September 03, 2017, 09:05:01 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 03, 2017, 08:47:05 PM
She's 50+ miles away.  :fbm

Send her some energy efficient LEDs. Then she won't need to change bulbs for 10 years :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: eleuin on September 03, 2017, 09:29:15 PM
why are you talking to someone so far away
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on September 03, 2017, 09:30:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 03, 2017, 08:47:05 PM
She's 50+ miles away.  :fbm

That's an hours drive. It's Labor Day weekend. Go, you stupid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 03, 2017, 09:36:41 PM
I've got an annual report due. It's my neck if I don't get it done this weekend.  :-\

edit: seriously, fuck my job...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on September 03, 2017, 09:38:58 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 03, 2017, 09:36:41 PM
I've got an annual report due. It's my neck if I don't get it done this weekend.  :-\

edit: seriously, fuck my job...

There's this wonderful thing called: the cloud. Go fuck her, then work on her PC. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 03, 2017, 09:59:11 PM
Yeah because that's what a casual sex chick wants. You staying at her place doing office work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on September 03, 2017, 10:03:59 PM
:trumps Like I said: It's labor day weekend. Screw her, do the work, screw her again, then have hot dogs and beer or whatever the hell normal people do.

50 miles away is 1 hour (if that: 2 if counting round trip) and you have Monday off. There's really no excuse to not do it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 03, 2017, 10:07:17 PM
You sound like someone who either doesn't actually have casual sex or hasn't seen Seinfeld.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 03, 2017, 10:07:19 PM
It's too late now. I already blew her off and said I can't "change her lightbulb" until Saturday.

Whatever. I have about 9 different women I haven't messaged yet and 1 that I'm seeing this Wednesday.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 03, 2017, 11:25:25 PM
he grows stronger
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 04, 2017, 12:19:49 AM
I don't think an hour drive is a big deal but I'm like an hour from anywhere good so maybe I'm biased
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 12:22:56 AM
Most of my matches are many miles away.

That's what I get for not living in an expensive as fuck, densely populated metropolis.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 04, 2017, 01:44:25 AM
So, wanna talk about it being a small world?

I was leaving EZoo today (its last day), and while walking out, a dude with a North Face tee says hello to me, that he's seen me around at a few of the tents. So we got to talking... I find out he's from New Hyde Park, where one of my exes lives. Long-time followers of this thread may remember that particular ex as the tomboy who couldn't be arsed to fix herself up or improve her life situation in any way. Anyways...

I asked if he knows J. and he's like... wait a minute... did she work at a promotional products company? And I'm like... holy shit, yeah she did. And he's like "did she have a Yankees tattoo"... I'm just like "oh my god, that's her! That's one of my ex's!". Then he said she was his boss before he left! He also said that he'd play edm around the office and she hated it, lol... I said, I bet I'm the reason why  :P

So basically in the last week, I met 2 people who knew my last 2 exes :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 04, 2017, 05:24:32 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 04, 2017, 12:25:08 PM
I finally turned a corner.  I've finally been able to start coming inside of my girlfriend.  I pretty much stopped masturbating for the past few weeks, suspecting the death grip was the culprit.  It took maybe 45 minutes but I did it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 04, 2017, 12:29:05 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 04, 2017, 12:25:08 PM
I finally turned a corner.  I've finally been able to start coming inside of my girlfriend.  I pretty much stopped masturbating for the past few weeks, suspecting the death grip was the culprit.  It took maybe 45 minutes but I did it.
This whole time I thought you were gay.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 04, 2017, 01:54:51 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 04, 2017, 12:19:49 AM
I don't think an hour drive is a big deal but I'm like an hour from anywhere good so maybe I'm biased

I challenge you to be here in 1h.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on September 04, 2017, 02:05:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 12:22:56 AM
Most of my matches are many miles away.

That's what I get for not living in an expensive as fuck, densely populated metropolis.

This post is dripping with delicious bitterness, but: yes, that is what you get not living around a lot of other people.

Either change that or stop whinging about it.

(https://i.imgur.com/B2wmgCul.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 02:13:09 PM
I'll probably be stuck in this town 'til the day I die because I procrastinate so much.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 04, 2017, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 02:13:09 PM
I'll probably be stuck in this town 'til the day I die because I procrastinate so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A8xO5ZNA6M

And I swear it's the last time
And I swear it's my last try
And we'll walk in circles around this whole block
Walk on the cracks of the same old sidewalks
And we'll talk about leaving town
And we'll talk about leaving town
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 04:02:33 PM
Lightbulb girl messaged me back.  :doge
(https://i.imgur.com/g46Izry.png?1)

"Done!" as in it's a done deal? Or "Done!" as in I'm done with you? Or "Done!" I'm done making those chicken and dumplings. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 04, 2017, 04:08:10 PM
quit overthinking it.

"Any chance you found a recipe that serves two?  Changing light bulbs makes me hungry"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 04:12:52 PM
Also, fun fact: she's 34 and I'm 27. Dat 7 year difference has me a bit shook but she looks like she fucks like a champ.  :doge

edit: The girl I'm seeing this Wednesday is 29 as well. So, lets see if dating "older" women is better than dating all these younglings.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 04, 2017, 04:17:31 PM
7 years is nothing at your age. It's not like she's in her early 20s just out of college.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on September 04, 2017, 04:25:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 04:02:33 PM
Lightbulb girl messaged me back.  :doge
(https://i.imgur.com/g46Izry.png?1)

"Done!" as in it's a done deal? Or "Done!" as in I'm done with you? Or "Done!" I'm done making those chicken and dumplings. :doge
Done as in "I am done living".  GG on the involuntary manslaughter.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 04:31:10 PM
Well, she does look like an off-brand suicide girl.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I guess I'll hold off on jacking it this week so I'm super horny by the time I get up there to "screw in some light bulbs".
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 05:34:01 PM
Just matched with this profile:
(https://i.imgur.com/LAKV8X7.png?1)

"Thrussy" now that's a term I haven't heard yet.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on September 04, 2017, 06:12:25 PM
I think those will be paid dates
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 06:40:33 PM
I think I might know who it is.... (gotta pay off that college debt somehow, amiright? hur dur dur...)

Her skin seems much more tan in her tinder profile though.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 04, 2017, 07:08:37 PM
Dat armpit skin :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 07:14:43 PM
I no joke would pay a good chunk to get with this thrussy specialist for an hour or two.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 09:13:16 PM
GODDAMNIT  :doge

(https://i.imgur.com/uWdqxgQ.png?1)

My dick is not going to suck itself, Jess.  :maf

edit: I literally "nice guyed" my way out of getting trolled.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on September 04, 2017, 09:24:56 PM
Breh why would you even waste the thumb presses
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2017, 09:28:14 PM
Catharsis :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 04, 2017, 11:12:02 PM
Pretty sure Atra's a "thursty specialist" at this point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 05, 2017, 02:00:38 PM
Wow. I guess "cuffing season" has finally started.

(https://i.imgur.com/XPVgV7z.png)

I was getting hardly any decent matches during the summer now I have a bunch of beautiful women.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 05, 2017, 02:27:43 PM
Binders of women!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 05, 2017, 04:23:03 PM
I'm seeing RiShawnda tomorrow.

I have a feeling she's somewhat religious but I'll try not to bring that up.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 05, 2017, 04:53:21 PM
See guys. Being a gentleman works. :snob

(https://i.imgur.com/Ibikfih.png?1)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 05, 2017, 05:15:18 PM
"I meant of course I'd love being your beard."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 05, 2017, 05:30:18 PM
Abby is 90 miles away though... :fbm

It still baffles me that no one within a 30 mile radius from me wants to bone me.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2017, 05:45:00 PM
Going to give dating women another shot.

My bi receptors are tingling. Hot guy here, hot girl there, everyone's hot, they're everywhere!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 05, 2017, 05:51:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 05, 2017, 04:53:21 PM
See guys. Being a gentleman works. :snob


Not as much as being good looking does. You wouldn't be given the chance to be a gentlemen if not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2017, 05:53:02 PM
Rah, you're handsome. :beli

Maybe I should go to a lesbian bar. Never been. :idont I should ask my cousin to be a wing woman.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 05, 2017, 05:58:32 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 05, 2017, 04:53:21 PM
See guys. Being a gentleman works. :snob

(https://i.imgur.com/Ibikfih.png?1)

Looking like a gentleman works
(https://i.imgur.com/at4eNKD.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2017, 06:00:44 PM
I'm worried that my thing for women is lust and not romantic. Only one way to find out. :brazilcry

I've made a new OK Cupid. People still use that, right? The purpose is to find a partner, not to get laid. Getting laid is easy, but I want that partner in crime steez.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 05, 2017, 06:05:40 PM
Atra, what's your current profile look like? Seems to be going great!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 05, 2017, 06:27:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/IYyWmGH.png?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/GPsv6Ut.png?1)
Profile headshot

(https://i.imgur.com/jYuWEgj.png?1)
Portrait (work) headshot

(https://i.imgur.com/QI6yAkt.png?1)
Full torso mirror selfie (to show I'm not a fatty  :doge)

(https://i.imgur.com/6NK7fpy.png?1)
A heart warming Ben Montero comic.

(https://i.imgur.com/8MyJeoo.png?1)
A goofy snapchat pic that pokes fun at the fact that I don't usually show my teeth when I smile.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 05, 2017, 06:40:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 05, 2017, 02:00:38 PM
Wow. I guess "cuffing season" has finally started.

(https://i.imgur.com/XPVgV7z.png)

I was getting hardly any decent matches during the summer now I have a bunch of beautiful women.  :doge

My money on Abby being the naughtiest of them all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 05, 2017, 06:51:33 PM
Elle and RiShawnda :leon

Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 05, 2017, 06:00:44 PM
I'm worried that my thing for women is lust and not romantic.
I'm not seeing the problem here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on September 05, 2017, 07:53:52 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 05, 2017, 05:13:56 PM
You could probably fuck several women in the next couple weeks if you play things right.
:doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 05, 2017, 08:09:58 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 05, 2017, 05:53:02 PM
Rah, you're handsome. :beli


Yes because my tinder sure is going well.

(https://i.imgur.com/Y8aZyyD_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2017, 08:13:15 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 05, 2017, 08:09:58 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 05, 2017, 05:53:02 PM
Rah, you're handsome. :beli


Yes because my tinder sure is going well.

(https://i.imgur.com/Y8aZyyD_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

Lemme see your profile. You're a cutie. You should be getting pussy like Atra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on September 05, 2017, 08:39:48 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 05, 2017, 08:13:15 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 05, 2017, 08:09:58 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 05, 2017, 05:53:02 PM
Rah, you're handsome. :beli


Yes because my tinder sure is going well.

(https://i.imgur.com/Y8aZyyD_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

Lemme see your profile. You're a cutie. You should be getting pussy like Atra.
No need to insult the guy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 05, 2017, 09:32:06 PM
Quote from: Dufus on September 05, 2017, 03:38:37 PM
Mickala :lawd

Kaitlin :lawd

Both those women look like they have really complex Starbucks orders.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 05, 2017, 10:01:34 PM
127 matches? That's a bonfire
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 05, 2017, 10:03:15 PM
Quote from: Dufus on September 05, 2017, 03:38:37 PM
Mickala :lawd

Kaitlin :lawd

Elle doe :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on September 05, 2017, 10:04:23 PM
Why arent you fucking Brittany's nice tits?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 05, 2017, 10:51:57 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 05, 2017, 09:28:24 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 05, 2017, 08:09:58 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 05, 2017, 05:53:02 PM
Rah, you're handsome. :beli


Yes because my tinder sure is going well.

(https://i.imgur.com/Y8aZyyD_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

Dude has 127 matches and yet spends his time here bitching :neogaf
I mean I swipe right on everything without any thought behind it.

I'm not going to post pictures of the girls because that's just being a douche, but 127 of them are not girls I don't think any of you would find very attractive. Certainly nothing like Atra has been posting.

But I guess it's because he smiles, looks tall, like an actual man, and is white.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 05, 2017, 10:54:41 PM
Quote from: demi on September 05, 2017, 10:04:23 PM
Why arent you fucking Brittany's nice tits?
(https://i.imgur.com/kkZq5yc_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium). Maybe she had a bad experince with writing majors.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on September 05, 2017, 10:59:36 PM
Should have said you were a rocket scientist instead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 05, 2017, 11:13:50 PM
You led with insecurity. Don't lead with insecurity
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 05, 2017, 11:17:36 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 05, 2017, 11:13:50 PM
You led with insecurity. Don't lead with insecurity
I did'nt. It was a joke/reference to her profile that said "I always accidentally swipe on people" or something to that effect.  It also said "she loved dog pics or something".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 05, 2017, 11:26:12 PM
Wrong. I'm telling you as person who read it, like she would have, that you led with insecurity. I get it's a joke.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 05, 2017, 11:39:29 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 05, 2017, 11:28:55 PM
It's because you're obviously trying to keep the conversation going. I can tell by looking at that page that you weren't going to ask her out till a couple more messages in. Most girls on tinder aren't looking for idle chit chat, don't dwell on that too much. Just ask her out.
Well I mean of course it was going to be a few more messages.....The conversation just started. 1 line in and you're supposed to ask her out...?

Either way thats not my point.

Wow like 2 in 127 girls was ok looking. Meanwhile, pretty much every girl Atra posts is a babe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 06, 2017, 01:09:37 AM
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Wow like 2 in 127 girls was ok looking. Meanwhile, pretty much every girl Atra posts is a babe.
If you find literally less than 2% of the women you choose to match with attractive on a service completely based on physical attractiveness, that's 100% on you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2017, 01:15:49 AM
Login into my tinder and tell me what girls you find attractive. I mean you can say it's a unrealistic standards thing but that's not even true. Look at my tinder and tell me you'd find these girls attractive.

And it's not even comparable to Atra, he actually matches with attractive girls. If I did it wouldn't be a problem. I don't have have any options on the table.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 06, 2017, 01:18:34 AM
PM me your shit and I will.

You realize you get to select your options on tinder, right? Why are you swiping right on women you don't find attractive?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2017, 01:24:27 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 06, 2017, 01:18:34 AM
PM me your shit and I will.

You realize you get to select your options on tinder, right? Why are you swiping right on women you don't find attractive?
Because unlike Atra, I would never get a match then.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 06, 2017, 01:56:58 AM
 :mindblown
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2017, 01:57:44 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 05, 2017, 10:54:41 PM
Quote from: demi on September 05, 2017, 10:04:23 PM
Why arent you fucking Brittany's nice tits?
(https://i.imgur.com/kkZq5yc_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium). Maybe she had a bad experince with writing majors.

NO.

NO RAH NO.

Don't ever, EVER say to a woman,"I hope you didn't swipe right on accident". This tells the woman that you're insecure and lacking confidence. You should have just went straight into dog pics and been like,"up for walking our dogs together later? ;)" on the second message. If she swiped right, she swiped right. There are no accidents! And if there was an accident, take advantage of it by turning that "accident" into a blessing!

THIS is why you are not getting women. It has nothing to do with your looks (which are again, really good, seriously).

And then after that, it feels like you were making light of her career choices. This is on text, but it SEEMS like you're being sarcastic (i.e. "Quite the cool majors /s acting and history? You'll be poor and working at McDonalds waiting to be replaced by a robot in no time". That may not be what you meant, but that's what it LOOKS like and her response was being nice and that's why she didn't respond afterwards.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2017, 02:12:09 AM
REPEAT AFTER ME, RAH.

I am attractive!

Seriously, you have an oval face, amazing eyes, high cheekbones. You're not fat, and you're actually an 8 on my personal hot guy scale. Muscle mass would put you at a 9, maybe 10.

PLEASE BELIEVE ME! Where do your insecurities come from? This needs to be snipped.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2017, 02:19:31 AM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 06, 2017, 01:57:44 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 05, 2017, 10:54:41 PM
Quote from: demi on September 05, 2017, 10:04:23 PM
Why arent you fucking Brittany's nice tits?
(https://i.imgur.com/kkZq5yc_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium). Maybe she had a bad experince with writing majors.

NO.

NO RAH NO.

Don't ever, EVER say to a woman,"I hope you didn't swipe right on accident". This tells the woman that you're insecure and lacking confidence. You should have just went straight into dog pics and been like,"up for walking our dogs together later? ;)" on the second message. If she swiped right, she swiped right. There are no accidents! And if there was an accident, take advantage of it by turning that "accident" into a blessing!

THIS is why you are not getting women. It has nothing to do with your looks (which are again, really good, seriously).

And then after that, it feels like you were making light of her career choices. This is on text, but it SEEMS like you're being sarcastic (i.e. "Quite the cool majors /s acting and history? You'll be poor and working at McDonalds waiting to be replaced by a robot in no time". That may not be what you meant, but that's what it LOOKS like and her response was being nice and that's why she didn't respond afterwards.
It was a joke because of what she had on her profile.

All you're telling me is here is that I'm single because I refuse to play these woman's games. I wasn't being sarcastic, I simply meant she had cool majors and was trying to say it in a less dry way because I find text messaging super boring.

Like I don't know what they want.

You can't say simply "hey" because thats boring.

Yet many girls will match with me and ghost so quickly because they say hey and I reply "hey whats up". Like wtf do you want me to do here? Workship every little message like Atra. I don't need to once an actual conversation gets going, but these women are so picky they can't even let that happen.

If my looks were find I wouldn't have as many problems in real life or on things like tinder. Actual good looking guys simply have women be attracted to them and give them many chances to fuck up. Women don't even look my way. Women actually show dudes they're simply attracted to that they are actually attracted to them.

Whatever it doesn't really matter, outside of this chicks boobs I didn't find her attractive, I was just talking to to talk and like every conversation it died for dumbs reasons. And before anyone says I have unrealistic standards or some impossible dream girl. The chicks I've shown here as being attracted to were not some super model unattainable girl. Hell I've said I like short maybe slightly thic girls. But I guess I have to settle for even less than that, because playing their game makes no sense.

Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 06, 2017, 02:12:09 AM
REPEAT AFTER ME, RAH.

I am attractive!

Seriously, you have an oval face, amazing eyes, high cheekbones. You're not fat, and you're actually an 8 on my personal hot guy scale. Muscle mass would put you at a 9, maybe 10.

PLEASE BELIEVE ME! Where do your insecurities come from? This needs to be snipped.
Where does it come from? Um..years of living. Years of experiencing being rejected by women and not attracting them. Hell tinder only further proved my point. Here it wasn't even based on personality, just looks.

But based on my craiglist experience, plenty of gay men find me attractive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 06, 2017, 02:47:56 AM
I don't understand why you keep posting in this thread. You've been saying the same shit for at least a year now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 06, 2017, 03:25:12 AM
I don't buy the 'sharp knees' thing, but all I've got is an armchair diagnosis, which I'm uncomfortable in delivering seriously. Not that it'd be particularly insightful, anyway. If anyone here could offer an epiphany, we'd have done it already.

For what it's worth, Rahx, I'm not exasperated by you or your issues, I just don't know what the fuck to say.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2017, 03:38:48 AM
Quote from: Rufus on September 06, 2017, 03:25:12 AM
I don't buy the 'sharp knees' thing, but all I've got is an armchair diagnosis, which I'm uncomfortable in delivering seriously. Not that it'd be particularly insightful, anyway. If anyone here could offer an epiphany, we'd have done it already.

For what it's worth, Rahx, I'm not exasperated by you or your issues, I just don't know what the fuck to say.
What is it?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 06, 2017, 03:50:11 AM
Risk avoidance by way of low self-confidence. In other words: if you remove all options, you won't have to risk your ego getting bruised.

No other ideas, other than trauma, which I'm not even going to attempt to guess at as it's a complete shot in the dark.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 06, 2017, 05:33:21 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2017, 02:19:31 AM
It was a joke because of what she had on her profile.


Look, the thing is, it doesn't read at all like a joke.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 06, 2017, 07:13:04 AM
 ooops
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 06, 2017, 07:39:40 AM
i'm a terrible self saboteur who's also insecure and lacks confidence but i combine it with diagnosed dysthymia and chronic gad and low level ocd

but like girls are terrible too and more attractive people even look at the President, like the most self-confident people i've ever seen were a family of ugly ass superfatties eating seemingly entirely random candy out of a plastic shopping bag at a walk-in clinic (i was getting a blood draw for tests...they may have just been looking for somewhere comfy to eat their candy because they didn't take a number or anything) even they had found someone to share their beautiful hobby of eating random candy out of a shopping bag at a walk-in clinic

jon hamm spent nearly all his "prime" market years in an almost two decade long single relationship

other people flit from thing to thing all the time practically

i'm prone to off and on things for long periods that's almost assuredly terribly corrosive to other people's feelings of self worth more so than my own

there's no one ideal model even for ideal models

i'm not really posting to help rahx or anybody but after reading this new Bore poster Exodust's post on being a self saboteur i had thoughts to ramble about regarding it and recognizing how much of it i do (even outside of relationships of this threads focus and probably everything else too) and likely have always done

it's probably more concerning that i don't find it more concerning all things considered, which is probably a form of the self sabotage, so many layers :ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 06, 2017, 09:00:45 AM
Quote from: Exodust on September 06, 2017, 08:26:03 AM
benji, I was under the impression that you were gay.
This seems to be a common assumption by everyone on everyone here. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 06, 2017, 09:17:20 AM
i've never been inherently opposed to it or anything, but i also wouldn't want to say i'm bi or anything like that as you kinda think closer to 50/50 or at least 75/25 whenever someone says that but i'd say it's probably more like 96/4 or along those lines

or like it'd be more an amount difficult, most all things that could be being equal it'd be much harder (:doge) for a male than a female to attract me especially in a romantic sense, that sort of thing

gotta be a single digit outlier at everything i guess :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 06, 2017, 09:18:11 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 06, 2017, 09:00:45 AM
Quote from: Exodust on September 06, 2017, 08:26:03 AM
benji, I was under the impression that you were gay.
This seems to be a common assumption by everyone on everyone here. :lol
it's because the mods are very strict about the ToS
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 06, 2017, 10:19:01 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on September 06, 2017, 07:39:40 AM
i'm a terrible self saboteur who's also insecure and lacks confidence but i combine it with diagnosed dysthymia and chronic gad and low level ocd

but like girls are terrible too and more attractive people even look at the President, like the most self-confident people i've ever seen were a family of ugly ass superfatties eating seemingly entirely random candy out of a plastic shopping bag at a walk-in clinic (i was getting a blood draw for tests...they may have just been looking for somewhere comfy to eat their candy because they didn't take a number or anything) even they had found someone to share their beautiful hobby of eating random candy out of a shopping bag at a walk-in clinic

jon hamm spent nearly all his "prime" market years in an almost two decade long single relationship

other people flit from thing to thing all the time practically

i'm prone to off and on things for long periods that's almost assuredly terribly corrosive to other people's feelings of self worth more so than my own

there's no one ideal model even for ideal models

i'm not really posting to help rahx or anybody but after reading this new Bore poster Exodust's post on being a self saboteur i had thoughts to ramble about regarding it and recognizing how much of it i do (even outside of relationships of this threads focus and probably everything else too) and likely have always done

it's probably more concerning that i don't find it more concerning all things considered, which is probably a form of the self sabotage, so many layers :ohhh

sounds familiar to me  :-\

as i get older i try to just get out of my own way and let things just happen now
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2017, 10:42:05 AM
Quote from: Raist on September 06, 2017, 05:33:21 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2017, 02:19:31 AM
It was a joke because of what she had on her profile.


Look, the thing is, it doesn't read at all like a joke.
Fine whatever. I don't see how it doesn't. Look your supposed to say more than hi, say something that relates to thier profile. That's all I was going for. I guess it was all wrong.
(https://i.imgur.com/XEuLQkd_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

Quote
Risk avoidance by way of low self-confidence. In other words: if you remove all options, you won't have to risk your ego getting bruised.

No other ideas, other than trauma, which I'm not even going to attempt to guess at as it's a complete shot in the dark.
In real life for sure, but on Tinder. Not at all. Thats why I thought it would be easier and better to try tinder and bumble, because online dating is so assembly line that it wouldn't matter. There's no risk there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 06, 2017, 10:52:13 AM
I'd fuck Brittany
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on September 06, 2017, 11:05:35 AM
,
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 06, 2017, 12:14:58 PM
Secondary Ed History Major :donot

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glad i quit out of that dead end into the lucrative fields of regular history and political science :doge
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and then added masters
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but not spending probably an extra 18 months to do at least one PhD from even Western or something :neogaf
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but real talk though doing high school teacher hours :donot

saw in the paper at parents house my old high school moved almost another half hour earlier while leaving exit time the same, we started at like 7:45 even back at the start of this century, whoever decided these were good times for teenagers :mindblown
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2017, 12:26:12 PM
Going absolutely girl crazy. :drool

Being bi is confusing but it's so amazing.

I like that I can appreciate and love both fruits. :drool

(https://steptohealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2-eat-fruit.jpg)

Embrace the bisexuality!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2017, 12:52:59 PM
Already got a bite. :drool

Thank you online dating!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 06, 2017, 02:27:54 PM
She wanted pervy jokes so I gave her one:
(https://i.imgur.com/MB0Uzx8.png?2)

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*secretly hoping I get a footjob out of this*  :letsfukk
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 06, 2017, 02:32:31 PM
Dad jokes let them know you're ready for fatherhood.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 06, 2017, 05:17:13 PM
Welp. My date with RiShawnda is in about an hour. Wish me luck.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2017, 05:18:19 PM
Wow. Trying to date women as a trans women is way easier! Lots of nice ladies out there who treat me as a person and don't want to instantly fuck even if they think I'm hot/beautiful;etc

Might stick with this. Dudes are dogs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 06, 2017, 05:20:21 PM
If men weren't dogs the human race would've died out a long time ago. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2017, 05:29:12 PM
Dudes are still dogs and aren't making many humans these days :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 06, 2017, 05:32:01 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 06, 2017, 05:29:12 PM
Dudes are still dogs and aren't making many humans these days :thinking

hard to be a dog and 360 no scope at the same time
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 06, 2017, 05:52:15 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 06, 2017, 05:29:12 PM
Dudes are still dogs and aren't making many humans these days :thinking
Vestigial Doggyness.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 06, 2017, 05:53:11 PM
127 matches?!

Jesus christ, a sea of pussy and all you say rhax is you don't find many of these women attractive. Like, your mindset or how you feel is pretty sad, legitimately.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2017, 05:57:59 PM
I doubt you would find most of them attractive either. You don't even know what they look or seem like.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 06, 2017, 06:06:30 PM
there's got to be some cuties amongst that 127.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 06, 2017, 06:11:20 PM
You give me 127 matches on tinder, im gonna get laid. I'm sitting at about 8 or 12 total matches for the past 5 months. You have no leg to stand on in this discussion.

Maybe you're in the closet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 06, 2017, 06:12:48 PM
I wish 127 people found me attractive :goty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2017, 06:13:25 PM
No he's on the wagon.

Date set up for this weekend with a beautiful lesbian! :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 06, 2017, 06:21:38 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 06, 2017, 06:12:48 PM
I wish 127 people found me :goty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 06, 2017, 06:33:10 PM
there are dudes who swipe right all day and don't get that many matches. having that many matches, some will be bogus, but a big portion will be legit. way more than most people have.

but ya still gotta stick the landing. but you suck at this shit so nothing ends up happening and then ya blame everyone but yourself even though you're the only constant. whatever. you suck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2017, 08:08:19 PM
Quote from: mormapope on September 06, 2017, 06:11:20 PM
You give me 127 matches on tinder, im gonna get laid. I'm sitting at about 8 or 12 total matches for the past 5 months. You have no leg to stand on in this discussion.
Yeah just the leg that actually knows what I'm talking about...

If you want to take a look at my tinder profile, I'll share with you the pass and everything.

But most of the women I match with are not at all attractive. They don't look like anywhere close to the women Atra posted that most of you commented on positively on. Unless I guess your into obese women.  Again, I swipe right on everything. If I didn't I'd probably have an actual match I thought was attractive once a year.

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 06, 2017, 06:33:10 PM
there are dudes who swipe right all day and don't get that many matches. having that many matches, some will be bogus, but a big portion will be legit. way more than most people have.

but ya still gotta stick the landing. but you suck at this shit so nothing ends up happening and then ya blame everyone but yourself even though you're the only constant. whatever. you suck.
There are also dudes like Atra and CatsCats who are able to match with chicks who they actually find attractive. So whats your point?  It's not a real confidence booster to know that the types of women you find attractive don't find you at all attractive. So what if if I have 100+ matches, again I doubt most of you would actually disagree with me if you saw them, because clearly my taste is not out of line with yours if most of you are finding the girls Atra post's attractive.

We aren't even talking about sticking the landing. I have no interests in even talking to most of those matches.

Quote from: Beezy on September 06, 2017, 02:47:56 AM
I don't understand why you keep posting in this thread. You've been saying the same shit for at least a year now.
I don't know. Probably because when I do try and be positive and even slightly attempt again, I get knocked back down and reminded of why I'm a loser at this. So it angers me.

But also because I want to prove most of you wrong and that I'm right in my mindset.

Most of everyones positive remarks and advice has been wrong in my case and I want to prove that my negativity was actually correct. I mean my life experinces really haven't proven me wrong.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 06, 2017, 08:20:54 PM
Sounds like you need to get your hands on some big fat titties and enjoy the bigger things in life
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 06, 2017, 08:54:31 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2017, 08:08:19 PM
Quote from: Beezy on September 06, 2017, 02:47:56 AM
I don't understand why you keep posting in this thread. You've been saying the same shit for at least a year now.
I don't know. Probably because when I do try and be positive and even slightly attempt again, I get knocked back down and reminded of why I'm a loser at this. So it angers me.
What have you actually tried and for how long? Weren't you supposed to be going to the gym? How long did that last? Did you actually get a trainer to show you how to exercise properly and give you a routine or did you just dick around on a few machines while you were there?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2017, 08:57:25 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 06, 2017, 07:36:51 PM
Well I have a date set up for Sunday. Going to a baseball game, then drinks/dinner afterward.

My date is on Sunday too! Cheers! Here's to big, fat tits!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 06, 2017, 08:58:17 PM
Argh... my date with ReShawnda wasn't really a date. Thankfully she paid for her own tab.

She was nice but we didn't really have a whole lot in common.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 06, 2017, 09:03:08 PM
I'd fuck Brittany too in my current inebriated state
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 06, 2017, 09:10:07 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I would
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 06, 2017, 09:15:07 PM
Brittany has a cute smile, cute eyes, nice hair and great tits/thighs. She's a cute bbw thru and thru.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 06, 2017, 09:17:09 PM
After losing my v-card to a BBW I understand why people like BBWs.

They're just a big bundle of fun.  :doge

It's like fucking a human marshmallow.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 06, 2017, 09:19:31 PM
Rahx - dude... I don't even know what to say. You are seemingly doing much better than me. I swipe right at nearly everything with Bumble and I had no where near 127 matches! Only managed one date out of it... dude, the girls you matched with in that one picture you posted a few pages back were mostly cute. Brittany is nice and thicc, if she was a few years older I'd say introduce her to me!

Anyways, looks like I have a second date with the cute brunette data analyst on Saturday when she's back from NC.  8) She seems to like me and is pretty blatant about it, which is good since I am autistic-level at decoding signals :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2017, 10:38:13 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 06, 2017, 06:12:48 PM
I wish 127 people found me attractive :goty

It's easier if you include your wives.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 02:03:48 AM
127 is almost 4x my matches, so yeah. You keep harping on looks, matches are primarily based on looks. No one (I guess besides you the way you keep deflecting on this shit) is swiping right for people they wouldn't touch genitals with based on physical appearance. You have an air about you when conversing through text (all we know, it's the only way you communicate with us) that isn't appealing because of its self loathing nature


I wanted to find you a clip from Difficult People that made me think about you but it's not uploaded anywhere so I found the transcript for you instead and it wouldn't fucking copy and paste right on my phone so I pulled a screenshot and dealt Imgur's shitty app and had figured out how to get the direct link so I could embed it nicer just to try to make the point to you, so some asshole on the internet at least cares that much about you to do that so there's a feather in your cap, in return I would really appreciate you workin on this sourness we see from you. I really think you'd be doin just fine if you could relax a little

(https://i.imgur.com/dhNvmRo.png)


And that's my high internet rant for the quarter



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 02:08:56 AM
So much got posted from the time it took me to do that post you guys. May have been working off an old window.

Yo if you're not even getting an ego boost matching with these girls, why even swipe right? Just so you can say "ha yeah that uggo would like me!" Knock that off, it's good for no one
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 02:12:22 AM
Wait literally you said you were posting to prove your negativity right..


I..

My man, c'mon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 07, 2017, 05:27:51 AM
My original theory on Rahxephon, posted way back, is that he's watched so much porn that his brain has been effectively rewired.  I guess it must be due to racism if a girl who has basketball sized silicone tits and bangs like shithouse doors in the wind doesn't want to match with him :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on September 07, 2017, 09:22:18 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 07, 2017, 03:39:57 AM
I am getting messages from seriously hot girls. I mean seriously hot. The kind I wouldn't have had a chance with in college. And my matches are all way hotter than they used to be.

This fucking Goofy pic, I swear  :lol

With Saturday and Sunday booked, I'm going to have to start scheduling dates for next week.

I wonder if any Disney character would work just as well or if Goofy is special ???

Could you get Rahx level likes with Max?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 07, 2017, 11:14:37 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 07, 2017, 05:27:51 AM
My original theory on Rahxephon, posted way back, is that he's watched so much porn that his brain has been effectively rewired.  I guess it must be due to racism if a girl who has basketball sized silicone tits and bangs like shithouse doors in the wind doesn't want to match with him :(

i think a lot of boreans have watched "too much porn" man, myself included but we don't hate women
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 07, 2017, 12:47:00 PM
but when you're already a fucking cock, i bet it doesn't help.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 07, 2017, 12:52:10 PM
cock cock cock cock COCK
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 03:17:03 PM
Cock :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 07, 2017, 03:23:27 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2017, 08:08:19 PM
There are also dudes like Atra and CatsCats who are able to match with chicks who they actually find attractive.

Well that might be the issue here. I don't believe for a second that out of 127 matches there's not a single attractive one. Unless you have absurd standards.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2017, 04:02:01 PM
Quote from: Raist on September 07, 2017, 03:23:27 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2017, 08:08:19 PM
There are also dudes like Atra and CatsCats who are able to match with chicks who they actually find attractive.

Well that might be the issue here. I don't believe for a second that out of 127 matches there's not a single attractive one. Unless you have absurd standards.
Or they could just actually be unattractive women. There's plenty of unattractive people in the world so it's actually not impossible. But no I guess I'm the wrong one.

I mean do you find the chicks Atra posted attractive? Are they models?  No, but the women I seem to attract don't look anything like that. They all look like say Melissa McCarthy or on that order. Which is nothing to say about their possible possibilities(though I match with a lot of feminists, body image positive people, and other super progressives which doesn't appeal to me). I don't find that type attractive, I'm sorry. I don't think that makes me a bad person, but I guess I have unrealistic standards because I guess I don't have a realistic idea of what's in my league. Which is actually my point in the first place I'm trying to tell you all that my league level is in the 3-5s and all your positive asscertations are incorrect. Because I only need to look at my tinder profile as actual proof.

Or rather you tell me what type of girl do you think I can possibly get look wise?

And Cats is one to talk. The dude was on tinder for a bit and quickly matched with a supposed hot nurse among other things. Clearly he is an atttractive dude so he doesn't have this problem at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 07, 2017, 04:13:51 PM
Of the tiny sample (compared to 127 matches) you posted a while ago, half of these girls don't exactly strike me as "Melissa McCarthy or on that order".
But whatever I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on September 07, 2017, 04:28:21 PM
Suddenly we're all too good to fuck Melissa McCarthy?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 04:32:43 PM
Rahx has ridiculous standards. He reminds me of the type of nerd who does the sharp knees thing when they're at best a 4. Except Rah is an 7 or 8. :thinking I just don't understand it.

(https://i.imgur.com/P6ezUKj.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on September 07, 2017, 04:43:42 PM
I don't see how it's possible to match with 127 women on Tinder and not find someone that's attractive enough to meet up with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 04:56:55 PM
I tried with u


What possible reason did you have for swiping right on 127 girls you weren't attracted to at all?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 07, 2017, 05:28:36 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 04:56:55 PM
I tried with u


What possible reason did you have for swiping right on 127 girls you weren't attracted to at all?

his sick ego
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 07, 2017, 05:39:25 PM
Quote from: Dufus on September 07, 2017, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 04:32:43 PM
Rahx has ridiculous standards. He reminds me of the type of nerd who does the sharp knees thing when they're at best a 4. Except Rah is an 7 or 8. :thinking I just don't understand it.

(https://i.imgur.com/P6ezUKj.jpg)

damn that girl is hot
losing at chess tho :donot

also she's not going to get rid of that tan line being outside on a cloudy day :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 07, 2017, 05:48:01 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 04:32:43 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/P6ezUKj.jpg)

:whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2017, 06:20:17 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 04:56:55 PM
I tried with u


What possible reason did you have for swiping right on 127 girls you weren't attracted to at all?
I mean I already said why. I swipe right on everything just to see what I can get. Otherwise I would never match with anything. Like the girls Atra matched with. If I wasn't trying to swipe right on everything I would of course still swipe right on girls who look like that, but for sure would never match with them, because like I said before I'm not actually ok looking.

Only gay men would say I'm a 7 and hell men are the only people whoever say I'm not ugly. Shows how much they know. That's my point. I have actuall proof thanks to tinder that I'm pretty unatractive.

Like the 2/10 Himu posted. She's very attractive. That kind of girl would never match with me. It has nothing to do with ridiculous standards. I don't have that. My taste are pretty simple and not at all out there, but I can even attain that. I mean again I've posted girls that I find attractive and there was nothing modelesque about them.

I don't have ridiculous standards at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 06:29:02 PM
Ok. Post the pics of the last 6 girls you've matched with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 06:35:26 PM
Fuck it, send me your log in info and I'll unmatch every profile I wouldn't put it in when I get a chance

But just so you know, you being out to prove how unattractive you are is WAY more unattractive than looks could ever be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 06:36:02 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2017, 06:20:17 PM
Only gay men would say I'm a 7 and hell men are the only people whoever say I'm not ugly. Shows how much they know. That's my point. I have actuall proof thanks to tinder that I'm pretty unatractive.

Thanks for calling me a gay man I guess.

Okay then. Tell me what women find attractive. Has a woman explicitly told you that you're ugly?

I'm going to send your fb profile to straight women I know. And I know a lot of straight women. I'm going to ask them what they think of you and they are going to rate. I'll post back the results. No trans women because apparently that quantifies being a gay man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2017, 06:44:15 PM
I admit it. I'd do unspeakable things to Rebel Wilson.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 06:45:56 PM
Sent your fb profile to 5 straight cis women so they can rate your looks.

Already got a reply back.

"He is ok looking I'll give him 7 "

Got to love someone who isn't even attracted to men telling you what is and isn't attractive. The nerve. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2017, 06:50:09 PM
Could you send my tinder pics to those straight women as well?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2017, 06:53:28 PM
These last couple pages feels like one of those moments where you're getting all this cool Walter White stuff and then suddenly you gotta deal with Skyler shit for 3 episodes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 07, 2017, 07:02:07 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 07, 2017, 06:50:11 PM
These last couple pages feel like one of those moments in The Wire Season 2 where things had been building nicely with the Avon/Stringer and Greek mob subplots, but then we'd suddenly get an extended shitty scene with Ziggy Sobotka to ruin the episode.
Are you suggesting someone is going to pull out their dick?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 07:07:01 PM
Real talk, Rah. Even if you don't want my advice apparently as a "gay dude", as someone who is attracted to and dated men, I can tell you 100% that you're not ugly. You're okay/on the cute-ish side. This does not mean ugly. What's ugly is how you handle conversation. I put myself in the shoes of the girl whose convo you showed the other day and it would have gone from "he's kinda cute" to "red flags" the second you said "did you actually mean to swipe right?"

Note that okay/kinda cute does not mean "hot". Hot takes work, okay/kinda cute can get you laid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 07:13:55 PM
The scale goes like this:

1 - Ew. Neckbeard status.
5 - Average.
10 - Fuck me now.

You are at 7, which means you're above average in looks, but not fuck me now category, but definitely fuckable. This is where most men are at which means it takes work. Very few people are in the fuck me now slot, and unless you're Idris Elba or a young Marlon Brando you are not that in that category. But it feels like you're down on yourself because you're not in that category when most people aren't to begin with.

The hottest guy at The Bore is probably Boogie or Business or Mupepe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2017, 07:17:17 PM
So am I a 7? I must know. For science.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 07, 2017, 07:19:31 PM
You're not ugly and you own your male pattern baldness instead of awkwardly denying it which I'm going to assume is a net gain.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 07:21:21 PM
Atra:

I think you are a 6. I think with more muscle bulk you could be an 8. Some other girl might rate you a 7.

Your baldness shows physical confidence. With muscles you would look like a total boss. And potentially be someone's 9.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 07:21:55 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 07, 2017, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 07:13:55 PM
The hottest guy at The Bore is probably Boogie or Business or Mupepe.

Probably El Babua if we're being honest.

Pics
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 07:25:29 PM
Not toku? ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 07, 2017, 07:28:42 PM
to be fair to rahx, hes in the CHI area, and its extremely possibly to get 100+ matches with relatively unattractive people by constantly right swiping in big cities.

I don't recommend keeping them as matches though, if I'm ever drunk auto-swiping, I'll delete matches I know I wont message to clean up the app.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 07, 2017, 07:31:49 PM
Also (maybe a little premature) but I deleted all my dating apps  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2017, 07:32:00 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 07:21:21 PM
Atra:

I think you are a 6.
(https://i.imgur.com/7KDI6Td.gif)

Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 07:21:21 PM
I think with more muscle bulk you could be an 8. Some other girl might rate you a 7.
(https://i.imgur.com/oIJiV50.gif)

Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 07:21:21 PM
Your baldness shows physical confidence. With muscles you would look like a total boss. And potentially be someone's 9.
(https://i.imgur.com/50q4oxB.gif)

Welp. Time to get huge. That's basically my goal for 2018 to 2020.  :doge


edit: And I still want to know what those cis straight women think. :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 07, 2017, 07:42:56 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 07:13:55 PM
The scale goes like this:

1 - Ew. Neckbeard status.
5 - Average.
10 - Fuck me now.
Video game reviews score scale or...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2017, 07:45:02 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on September 07, 2017, 07:42:56 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 07:13:55 PM
The scale goes like this:

1 - Ew. Neckbeard status.
5 - Average.
10 - Fuck me now.
Video game reviews score scale or...
Basicly. So it's a pretty pointless scale. Everyone is apprantly ok looking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2017, 07:48:25 PM
But you also have to factor in that some people hate RTS games (even if they scored a 9) and love FPS games that score a 7. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 07:49:01 PM
More ratings of rah from cis straight women.

Her: So his main pic looks really good but his other ones are kinda ehhhh. still above average looks tho I'd say. but I'm all about subjectivity and not everyone has the same type. *shrug* and I'm glad you're safe 🙂

Me: Completely agreed and thanks. I'm telling him he's not ugly. He's SOMEONE'S type but nope. "I'm ugly" it's really unattractive, girl.

Her: yeah for real. like, can't tell if low self-confidence or fishing for compliments >_> but either way its offputting. hopefully he's just having a rough patch. It happens to us all! dating is hard yo

Quote from: benjipwns on September 07, 2017, 07:42:56 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 07:13:55 PM
The scale goes like this:

1 - Ew. Neckbeard status.
5 - Average.
10 - Fuck me now.
Video game reviews score scale or...

Fuck no lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 07:50:33 PM
Atra post your pics so I can save them on my phone and ask
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 07:51:18 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2017, 07:45:02 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on September 07, 2017, 07:42:56 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 07:13:55 PM
The scale goes like this:

1 - Ew. Neckbeard status.
5 - Average.
10 - Fuck me now.
Video game reviews score scale or...
Basicly. So it's a pretty pointless scale. Everyone is apprantly ok looking.

That's not what I said.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2017, 07:51:41 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 07:50:33 PM
Atra post your pics so I can save them on my phone and ask
(https://i.imgur.com/GPsv6Ut.png?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/jYuWEgj.png?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/QI6yAkt.png?1)

there yah go
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 07:52:17 PM
Work profile shot is easily the best and is a 7.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 08:02:01 PM
Same girl as the last girl on Atra:

"He's cute."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 08:05:50 PM
Seriously Atra, start lifting. It's a bald man right of passage.

This guy is a 9.

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/26/79/5f/26795fd444e604741798cb9e158ddb2c--bald-men-sexy-men.jpg)

 Sploosh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 07, 2017, 08:19:46 PM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/020/147/1452161125531.png)

muscles that big
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2017, 08:25:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0GpqG0h.png?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/ZLIMQa7.png?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/pNYI5ka.png?2)

Hellls yah. A cute single mom in Asheville.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 08:27:23 PM
Atra :lol

From a latino single mom:

"I'm not into bald guys, I'm into thugs lol" :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 08:40:05 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 07, 2017, 07:50:22 PM
Turn over your Tinder profile to Cats, and I guarantee in a week he'll have you in a position where you've got multiple dates lined up and the only thing standing between you and plunging your engorged member into the depths of multiple supple vaginal openings will be your own ability to execute on those dates.

I would need to get a pretty good VPN app so he wouldn't appear thousands of miles away 🤔


Rahx sent me his info, having difficulty figuring out how to get tinder to "forget" me atm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 08:47:43 PM
Maybe if it spoofs your location throughout the phone and works for iOS

I somehow linked my Facebook so hard it doesn't even throw to the app when I go to login with Facebook. I feel like an old man who technology has left behind and I just want to judge some chitown uggos
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 08:51:37 PM
Password you gave me didn't work for fb Rahx, worried I might have locked you out :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 07, 2017, 08:52:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2017, 08:25:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0GpqG0h.png?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/ZLIMQa7.png?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/pNYI5ka.png?2)

Hellls yah. A cute single mom in Asheville.  :doge
"How can I help you?" Wat.

Should've asked her how her day going is instead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 08:54:07 PM
Think I need to move to where Atra is, he's gettin all da hotties.

Rahx, for reference, Atra is killing it compared to me as well
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2017, 09:00:10 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 06:29:02 PM
Ok. Post the pics of the last 6 girls you've matched with.

Ok.

https://imgur.com/a/m6Ec4

Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 06:36:02 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2017, 06:20:17 PM
Only gay men would say I'm a 7 and hell men are the only people whoever say I'm not ugly. Shows how much they know. That's my point. I have actuall proof thanks to tinder that I'm pretty unatractive.

Thanks for calling me a gay man I guess.

Okay then. Tell me what women find attractive. Has a woman explicitly told you that you're ugly?


I didn't mean to be offensive. I just don't have any real experience with trans people honestly. So I don't know what to think about it. Other then obviously trying to respect the person's wishes first and foremost.

I guess I don't know what women find attractive, but I see women that I find attractive and typically they like more manly looking men. Not so short, not so skinny. Good hair that's stylized and not balding. Mostly white or latino. Good arms. Built in the chess I guess. Athletic. Has cool hobbies. Knows tools, cars. I don't know, is an actual man. Someone who has experience and knows how to actually handle women.

Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 06:45:56 PM
Sent your fb profile to 5 straight cis women so they can rate your looks.

Already got a reply back.

"He is ok looking I'll give him 7 "

Basically meh. So really average and probably wouldn't approach or want to be approached.


Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 07:07:01 PM
Real talk, Rah. Even if you don't want my advice apparently as a "gay dude", as someone who is attracted to and dated men, I can tell you 100% that you're not ugly. You're okay/on the cute-ish side.
And as someone who is actually me I can tell you this isn't actually reality. If I was I wouldn't have a hard time. I know what good looking guys go through. My friends are good looking guys. Women approach them. Women show interests in them. Women smile at them. Women want them to talk to them. Women talk about them. I don't get that even before I open my mouth.

Quote

Note that okay/kinda cute does not mean "hot". Hot takes work, okay/kinda cute can get you laid.
Apparently not.

Quote
Her: So his main pic looks really good but his other ones are kinda ehhhh. still above average looks tho I'd say. but I'm all about subjectivity and not everyone has the same type. *shrug* and I'm glad you're safe 🙂

Me: Completely agreed and thanks. I'm telling him he's not ugly. He's SOMEONE'S type but nope. "I'm ugly" it's really unattractive, girl.

Her: yeah for real. like, can't tell if low self-confidence or fishing for compliments >_> but either way its offputting. hopefully he's just having a rough patch. It happens to us all! dating is hard yo
Basically this just means "I don't find him attractive, but I guess someone will eventually." It's just a nice way of saying nope.

Yeah wow someone eventually will like me. Eventually and I guess I'll be happy if it's just one while everyone else has had sex and relationships tons of times.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2017, 09:00:57 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 07, 2017, 05:27:51 AM
My original theory on Rahxephon, posted way back, is that he's watched so much porn that his brain has been effectively rewired.  I guess it must be due to racism if a girl who has basketball sized silicone tits and bangs like shithouse doors in the wind doesn't want to match with him :(
I think I have over 2tbs of porn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2017, 09:06:30 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 07, 2017, 08:52:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2017, 08:25:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0GpqG0h.png?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/ZLIMQa7.png?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/pNYI5ka.png?2)

Hellls yah. A cute single mom in Asheville.  :doge
"How can I help you?" Wat.

Should've asked her how her day going is instead.
Trust me... that doesn't work. That was my opener for a while (a lot of guy's use that opener apparently) and after not getting any responses with it I abandoned it.

What would make sense in a normal convo doesn't make sense in tinder land.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 09:08:02 PM
Another woman chimed in on Rahx:

She's pretty much my sister. She trains bjj and we talk every day. She's half Latino half white.

"I don't think he is ugly-not my cup of tea but I think a 7 is fair. Looks like a sensitive male-I prefer my guys a little rough. I can see why the gay guys would go for him.

How are you today?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 07, 2017, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: Huff on September 07, 2017, 07:28:42 PM
to be fair to rahx, hes in the CHI area, and its extremely possibly to get 100+ matches with relatively unattractive people by constantly right swiping in big cities.
I live in NYC and it hasn't worked for me. A decent amount of women have been attracted to me in real life though even when I was much less confident, so it doesn't bother me. I just thought it would be easier to get pussy regularly with these dating apps.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 09:12:05 PM
Damara is p cute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 09:18:58 PM
Got onto Rahx's tinder -- breh be lying there's cuties and he even got a cuties number :lol


But he is right, there's a lot of riff raff in these matches
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 07, 2017, 09:19:52 PM
like on one hard drive at a time or in total stored in the archives on protected dvd-r's
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 07, 2017, 09:19:53 PM
None of those girls are ugly. You're just too deluded and willing to buy into your own self-sabotage to see past it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 07, 2017, 09:20:00 PM
Quote from: Beezy on September 07, 2017, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: Huff on September 07, 2017, 07:28:42 PM
to be fair to rahx, hes in the CHI area, and its extremely possibly to get 100+ matches with relatively unattractive people by constantly right swiping in big cities.
I live in NYC and it hasn't worked for me. A decent amount of women have been attracted to me in real life though even when I was much less confident, so it doesn't bother me. I just thought it would be easier to get pussy regularly with these dating apps.

I mean - literally right swiping everyone without looking/caring. Easy to get matches with people you would never want to have sex with.

Got like 300 matches in DC one weekend a couple years when I had a program autoswipe  for me (before there were limits on daily swiping). I maybe only send messages to 10-15 and deleted the rest
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 07, 2017, 09:22:24 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 07, 2017, 09:08:04 PM
That probably WOULD work for Valkyrie, given all the Thursty Specialists out there.
What is this even supposed to mean

I don't use dating apps, so whatever you think may or may not work for me even I can't say. I just said that because Atra made it sound like customer service.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 07, 2017, 09:22:32 PM
If you swipe right on everyone, you are bound to get people you aren't attracted to.

also queen what would you rate me as  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on September 07, 2017, 09:22:32 PM
If you swipe right on everyone, you are bound to get people you aren't attracted to.

also queen what would you rate me as  :doge

Vain/10
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 07, 2017, 09:25:06 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 07, 2017, 09:22:24 PM
I just said that because Atra made it sound like customer service.
It is :phil

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 09:30:20 PM
Rahx, quick go through if girls on your tinder I would try to smang from left to right on your matches :


Natalie
Taylor (maybe)
Damara
Jasmine
Hope (!!!)
Bianca
Sandra
Jennifer
Twila

Gotta go eat dinner now maybe will look more later
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 07, 2017, 09:32:28 PM
Ah I see. Sorry, I'm tired as shit today. Was more going on what I'd rather hear than say. :lol

But girls are different anyway and he seems to be getting matches just fine so I probably shouldn't interfere.

 :itagaki
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 07, 2017, 09:34:40 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on September 07, 2017, 07:42:56 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 07, 2017, 07:13:55 PM
The scale goes like this:

1 - Ew. Neckbeard status.
5 - Average.
10 - Fuck me now.
Video game reviews score scale or...

No that would be
1-8. Ewwww. Gross
8-9. You can get me a drink. I guess.
10. Fine you can hold my hand.
11/10 GOTY. OK maybe I'm DTF.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2017, 09:39:33 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 09:30:20 PM
Rahx, quick go through if girls on your tinder I would try to smang from left to right on your matches :


Natalie
Taylor (maybe)
Damara
Jasmine
Hope (!!!)
Bianca
Sandra
Jennifer
Twila

Gotta go eat dinner now maybe will look more later
Wait. Can I see these girls Rahx? I want to weigh in on this as well.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 07, 2017, 09:40:08 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on September 07, 2017, 09:22:32 PM
If you swipe right on everyone, you are bound to get people you aren't attracted to.

also queen what would you rate me as  :doge

Vain/10

goddamit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 09:56:30 PM
Rahx, this one

(https://i.imgur.com/rU8Kp8B.png)

I would be excited about
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 07, 2017, 09:59:51 PM
Well, if you can reach anything beyond those 64 layers of makeup that is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 07, 2017, 10:02:33 PM
correctional officer :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 10:05:06 PM
Brand new post your pics.

Since Rah still doesn't believe me.

1/10

(https://i.imgur.com/ujUNmQl_d.jpg)

5/10

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/AverageMan1.jpg)
(https://memegenerator.net/img/images/2747096.jpg)

7/10

(http://elipsosalon.website/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/10-guy-haircuts-for-round-faces-amazing-hair-simplicity.jpg)

10/10

(http://atlantablackstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Boris-Kodjoe.jpg)
(https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/ZHBjPPfDBQQxFPhQr0FoIw--/aD02NzA7dz01NDA7c209MTthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/https://s.yimg.com/cd/resizer/2.0/FIT_TO_WIDTH-w540/453546776674958830ac9c7a06ded4e5dcd19da8.jpg)

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2646865.1467050142!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_320/marlon-brando.jpg)

So no, this isn't a game scale.

As for Atra's message. It's fine. It's not bad but I wouldn't ignore a guy who responded like that either. It's just very neutral? It doesn't stand for anything? It basically puts the ball in her hands so it comes off as sheep-ish? At the same time it's not entirely bad either and is way better than "hi" "hey. Hey. Hey. Why are you ignoring me? Hey. Hey." "You are pretty for a cheeseburger" "check out this dick";etc that I've recieved. Now that I'm back in the dating game I'm going to start recording and screen shorting any rude comment a man sends me for posterity and hilarity.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 10:05:56 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 09:56:30 PM
Rahx, this one

(https://i.imgur.com/rU8Kp8B.png)

I would be excited about

UNF!!! Whew! :drool

I love being bi.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2017, 10:08:20 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on September 07, 2017, 10:02:33 PM
correctional officer :phil
Getting corrected by a peon of the state. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 10:50:00 PM
Man, get after it, I don't think I would be up for that kind of schedule :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2017, 10:50:42 PM
The single mom gave me her number and told me she had to figure out something with a sitter for this weekend. So it's basically on like donkey kong.  :doge

Also, this will be the first single mom I've ever dated.  :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 10:59:30 PM
I hate you, good job
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2017, 11:02:56 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 07, 2017, 10:32:44 PM
Stoned Tarantino is a 3/10 at best.

He's more of a 4. Just wanted to show him something in that area. It's definitely hyperbole because I can't find an average looking guy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 08, 2017, 01:51:09 AM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 07, 2017, 09:19:53 PM
None of those girls are ugly. You're just too deluded and willing to buy into your own self-sabotage to see past it.
Or we just have different taste. I don't think any of those girls are attractive at all. That's why I cherry picked them.

Maybe you all have really low standards?

Like this:

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2017, 09:12:05 PM
Damara is p cute
That girl's makeup use is so excessive,I wasn't sure she was a girl at first.

I don't even agree with Cats list save 1 or 2.

I guess the bore's taste is just "varied". I've shown most of these matches to my friends in real life and they all agree that few of them were actually attractive.

Then again we do have Queen saying Jake G is a 7 and I doubt a lot of women would agree to do that.

Quote from: Raist on September 07, 2017, 09:59:51 PM
Well, if you can reach anything beyond those 64 layers of makeup that is.
Exactly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 08, 2017, 02:06:01 AM
It still doesn't matter what we tell Rahx. He's got his mind set (consciously or unconsciously is up for debate) to be as self destructive and self defeatist as possible.

There's probably some gems amongst that 100+ but that wouldn't fit his narrative of him getting nothing but uggos. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 08, 2017, 02:38:09 AM
If anything we need this merely to learn more about Jess, like what kind of correctional facility, maximum security? super max?!? (:phil) men? women? (:phil) how she became a correctional officer before 25? what all the cursing is about? whether or not she really is usually always smiling and joking around? with the inmates? does she know anyone working in a certain county in pennsylvania's correctional system? and could we get a message to a prisoner?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 08, 2017, 03:01:07 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 08, 2017, 02:06:01 AM
It still doesn't matter what we tell Rahx. He's got his mind set (consciously or unconsciously is up for debate) to be as self destructive and self defeatist as possible.

There's probably some gems amongst that 100+ but that wouldn't fit his narrative of him getting nothing but uggos.
I mean this is pretty easy to say for someone who's having pretty easy success on Tinder. Especially, after he gave up on it and has been on easy street since his return.

There's no narrative. It's the truth based on actual experiences. I'm sorry that most of you here I guess either just have insane tastes or take anything, but I mean I've shown people in real life my tinder and most people seem to think exactly the same. Things like makeup chick being extremely ugly looking. I mean I've been passed over for my looks and lack of looking manly so I mean I already know eventually I just have to settle for women I find unattractive or be lonely. But I don't need the advice from people like Himu who's scale makes no sense. I'm the same number of Jake G, please that is asinine. Pretty much from that scale 7 is average and you're there if your face I guess is'nt misshapen. What a fantastic scale. Even you're friends don't really agree. Just saying 7 to quickly move past your dumb question.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2017, 03:11:41 AM
Taste is subjective. Jake G is definitely a 7 on my scale but you don't see me saying Jake is ugly or unfuckable. Look wise I'm not seeing much difference between you and him. Although I like his hair more, you have better eyes, Rah. Eyes win every time. Most of those girls who cream over Jake are white girls. I'm not seeing anything hot about Jake. He's an above average white dude. He's an 8 at best to me. I don't cream over above average white dudes just because society tells me to.

If you want, I can go over my scale so it will "make sense". Either way, the point is, you're not ugly. In your fb pics, I actually thought you looked hotter when you were younger and for some reason had darker skin. There is one pic with you in a hoodie and skull cap and I thought you were really cute there. There's another pic with you staring up at the sky and I think you're very attractive.

Why can you not accept this? You're not ugly. Every cis girl I asked about you agree that you're a 7. You're not even my type. I'm just being honest like they're being honest. Yeah, I'd put Jake G as a 7. Maybe an 8. Why aren't you able to accept that you're not ugly? Because it'd mean that you have no excuse and it's actually your personality and not looks that turns women off?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 08, 2017, 04:25:50 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Ffqh3z4.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 08, 2017, 06:28:23 AM
Rax, you're a disgusting sexist pig. I don't care how you perceive yourself and how you claim to act like outside of the internet - this is all I can use to judge you. Your view of women is warped and literally nothing anyone says will change your mind. Until you fix yourself nobody will want to touch you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 08, 2017, 06:40:19 AM
He's stuck in a negative narcissistic spiral. The sexism is just a symptom of it.

Negative Narcissism:
>Weak frame/insecure/tense body language
>Low confidence - fearful
>Does not believe in themselves (inferiority complex)
>Easily offended as they value others opinion so much
>Averse to criticism (can be confrontational, but will blameshift focus away from themselves, prone to taking a victim position)
>Diffuses responsibility for mistakes
>Overly concerned with others perception of them as a matter of projection because they do not perceive themselves very well
>Despite the previous point paradoxically exhibits baseless pride due to lack of accomplishment
>Believes they are better than others but doesn't feel like they are, it's not their fault, they are perpetual victims
>Demonstrates low value
>Cares about their physical appearance, worries if it is not up to scratch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 08, 2017, 06:44:35 AM
See that's where I'm saved, my demanding and oppressive internal logic system requires an adherence to consistency so there's no irrational pride or unfounded victimhood. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 08, 2017, 11:06:25 AM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 08, 2017, 06:28:23 AM
Rax, you're a disgusting sexist pig. I don't care how you perceive yourself and how you claim to act like outside of the internet - this is all I can use to judge you. Your view of women is warped and literally nothing anyone says will change your mind. Until you fix yourself nobody will want to touch you.
Im a sexist pig because I don't like the way some women look? Please, that's hardly offensive. Don't act like women don't talk about men the same way. With height, weight, muscle, hair, and penis size as things that come up. I think you actually have to think other negative things about women to be sexist and I don't.

Besides that's rich to say on this forum. Considering it's also the forum that loves to give the advice of "just fuck fat chicks or whatever to level up" or other nonsense. Or just go to an escort. Commenting on looks is hardly the most sexist thing said on here. Get off your high horse.

Oh and did you get your armchair psych analysis from the same place that told you to trick and manipulate women Atra? Somehow that wasn't sexist but being displeased with ones tinder matches is.

Besides being a sexist has never actually stopped anyone.

 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 08, 2017, 11:45:32 AM
Altra has his own issues outside of yours
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 08, 2017, 11:50:15 AM
Don't act like we didn't call him on that manipulation shit either breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 08, 2017, 12:18:03 PM
rip femme atra, she was cute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 08, 2017, 12:24:30 PM
Oh yeah, don't get me wrong. I fully admit and accept that I'm fucked up too but in my own special way.

Thankfully I just happen to be in a manic phase and things are clicking for me at the moment.

I was on the verge of becoming a hermit if I had not have gotten that date with Katy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 08, 2017, 12:28:45 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 08, 2017, 12:24:30 PM
Oh yeah, don't get me wrong. I fully admit and accept that I'm fucked up too but in my own special way.

Thankfully I just happen to be in a manic phase and things are clicking for me at the moment.

I was on the verge of becoming a hermit if I had not of gotten that date with Katy.

(https://i.imgur.com/iRfDBg2.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 08, 2017, 12:45:49 PM
If my parents weren't Chiropractors (generally notorious for being into a bunch of woo-woo nonsense) and against the use of psychiatric drugs I probably would be on 1 or 2 pills right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 08, 2017, 01:35:17 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2017, 06:44:15 PM
I admit it. I'd do unspeakable things to Rebel Wilson.

Get in line behind me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 08, 2017, 02:23:39 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 07, 2017, 09:19:53 PM
None of those girls are ugly. You're just too deluded and willing to buy into your own self-sabotage to see past it.

Agreed, only girl in there that I don't find attractive is the last one, but even then she's not ugly, just a bit frumpy. If she fixed herself up she would probably end up decent. The 29 year old blonde is like the type of girl I usually end up talking to on dating sites.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 08, 2017, 03:26:22 PM
Goin to see that ginger girl tonight, never posted about it but wasn't into the blonde, made out with her a bit and never contacted her again :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 08, 2017, 04:08:29 PM
Ugly is a strong word fine. None of them are ugly I guess, but I don't find any of them personally attractive. Yet that's what I match with and it angers me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 08, 2017, 09:03:42 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 08, 2017, 10:30:27 PM
So you want to fall in love first then date?

Seems a little backwards
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 08, 2017, 10:36:30 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2017, 11:53:43 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/5YT3OQe.jpg)

:tocry

Someone join me on the train
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 09, 2017, 02:48:21 AM
finally, a meme i understand less than atras 4chan memes in the meme thread
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 09, 2017, 11:20:23 PM
Had a second date tonight with the petite brunette - we went downport, ate at a restaurant overlooking the Sound (food was kinda medicore, my chicken was cold), walked around to get tea and rice pudding. Then I walked her to her car, and we made out! :D
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2017, 12:54:55 AM
I'm older than her... but I'm pretty sure I'm the ginger's sugar baby
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 10, 2017, 12:59:00 AM
getting treated right 😭
bless
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2017, 11:35:26 PM
I basically let things fizzle out with the single mom.  :doge

I was too busy with work & general life stuff and she was obviously busy being a single mom (I don't believe she was able to find a sitter).

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Also, after beating off twice every day this whole week... I don't feel this giant urge to date anymore.  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2017, 11:36:56 PM
Got a kiss today. 😊
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 11, 2017, 03:02:40 AM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 10, 2017, 11:36:56 PM
Got a kiss today. 😊
That sounds so cute. Kisses are the best. :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 11, 2017, 03:31:06 AM
Nah, I don't really see myself becoming a step-dad. I think I'm too self centered to be a parent or guardian of any kind really.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 11, 2017, 03:39:43 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 11, 2017, 06:29:16 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 10, 2017, 11:04:45 PM
Had sex 6x.

Narrator: In his entire life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 11, 2017, 10:09:54 AM
Bebs - what were some of the red flags? Also yay Cold Steel 3, really need to get around to the Cold Steel games but Ys 8 is next on my list. Love dat Falcom.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 11, 2017, 12:42:07 PM
Quote from: Raist on September 11, 2017, 06:29:16 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 10, 2017, 11:04:45 PM
Had sex 6x.

Narrator: In his entire life.
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That would be my narrator...  :fbm
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 11, 2017, 03:11:54 PM
Narrator: He wishes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 11, 2017, 03:16:55 PM
Just matched with a 21 y/o "super kawaii, fem-atra haircut" weeaboo chick.  :doge

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Who is a 100 miles away.  :goty2 :noah
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2017, 03:22:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 11, 2017, 03:16:55 PM
Just matched with a 21 y/o "super kawaii, fem-atra haircut" weeaboo chick.  :doge

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Who is a 100 miles away.  :goty2 :noah
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(http://i.imgur.com/95vLy.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 11, 2017, 04:53:08 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 11, 2017, 10:09:54 AM
Bebs - what were some of the red flags? Also yay Cold Steel 3, really need to get around to the Cold Steel games but Ys 8 is next on my list. Love dat Falcom.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 11, 2017, 06:29:50 PM
Heh, actually I find vegetarians are a lot more experimental when it comes to different cuisines or restaurants. A former coworker who was a vegetarian was the one who introduced me to things like Southern Indian/Dosas, Malaysian, and Ethiopian for instance and is probably the reason I turned into a bit of a foodie :)

Anyways, speaking of food have a 3rd date with the brunette scheduled for Wednesday, we're just grabbing a quick bite at a Greek place near her. She has a bike rack and love to ride bikes, so I'm gonna suggest she come over Saturday to ride around the trails near my house.

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and ride other things, that is if my ~1000 game collection doesn't scare her away :P
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 11, 2017, 09:53:20 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 11, 2017, 06:29:50 PM
She has a rack and love to ride, so I'm gonna suggest she come over Saturday to ride

:cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 12, 2017, 11:47:01 PM
Have a big crush on girl even though we're just getting to know each other. She just opens my heart and I want her to be happy. Really like.

Really understanding of my sexual boundaries and willing to take it slow. So she has a caring touch, but she's dominant too. Very sexy. She's not shy at all. Very "I want to kiss you" without asking for permission type of girl. I like that. 😊
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 13, 2017, 01:26:02 AM
Nice! Is this the same girl you went on a date with?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2017, 02:05:40 AM
Uh huh! :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 13, 2017, 02:11:44 AM
Just like in my animes

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/ff1597c26198c5e78d7f3c9f7a9fa417/tumblr_o5ujmb9zTV1tgtoyto1_500.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2017, 02:15:45 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/pcuv1st.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on September 13, 2017, 02:17:58 AM
They're such close cousins.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 13, 2017, 05:31:04 PM
Don't feel bad, feeling was mutual when you hooked up at the time. Sorry to hear it didn't last.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 13, 2017, 11:22:20 PM
3rd date and it seems to be going very well, she's gonna come over this weekend. 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2017, 11:34:18 PM
Was solicited for nudes by an attractive woman of color, hope I'm getting cat fished!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 14, 2017, 02:34:16 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2017, 11:34:18 PM
Was solicited for nudes by an attractive woman of color, hope I'm getting cat fished!

What happen to the wife  and stepson :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 14, 2017, 08:47:56 AM
You've missed a lot in this thread. Open relationship. They're doing great!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 14, 2017, 04:03:16 PM
Is your wife interested in black guys?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on September 14, 2017, 04:04:52 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 14, 2017, 12:15:27 AM
You need to do a mirror shot of yourself at full mast and seems that shit.

Never go full mast. Fluff that shit up and get a nice angle
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 14, 2017, 04:06:39 PM
Okay, I'm taking a break. Finally.

I was getting no where with any of my matches. :noah

I really need to just become the best version of myself I can be instead of this burnt out husk of a man that I currently am.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2017, 04:18:35 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 14, 2017, 04:06:39 PM
I really need to just become the best version of myself I can be instead of this burnt out husk of a man that I currently am.

What if that is the best version of yourself? :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 14, 2017, 04:26:06 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 14, 2017, 04:03:16 PM
Is your wife interested in black guys?

Know any?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 14, 2017, 04:26:29 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 14, 2017, 04:06:39 PM
Okay, I'm taking a break. Finally.

I was getting no where with any of my matches. :noah

I really need to just become the best version of myself I can be instead of this burnt out husk of a man that I currently am.

first step?
stop being so hard on yourself
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 14, 2017, 04:28:47 PM
Breaking it off with hot chick. Now isn't the best time for me to be dating. I need to take care of myself first. How can I date when I get anxiety attacks and shit? Maybe next year when my levels restabalize. 😔 She told me she'll be waiting and that we can get to know each other better in the interim. What a caring person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2017, 06:07:42 PM
Going to try this Grindr app.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2017, 06:18:46 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 14, 2017, 06:12:56 PM
Are you interested in black guys?
No.

And wow several taps and messages already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 14, 2017, 07:00:38 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 14, 2017, 04:26:06 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 14, 2017, 04:03:16 PM
Is your wife interested in black guys?

Know any?
:shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 14, 2017, 07:04:22 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2017, 06:07:42 PM
Going to try this Grindr app.

Made me cackling  :neogaf

Please newsfeed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 14, 2017, 07:09:59 PM
So jealous of bi folk.  :noah

"Welp. Women aren't putting out for me right now. Guess I'll bone some dudes in the meantime."  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 14, 2017, 07:12:54 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2017, 06:18:46 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 14, 2017, 06:12:56 PM
Are you interested in black guys?
No.

And wow several taps and messages already.

we told you you were good looking breh
Quote from: Atramental on September 14, 2017, 07:09:59 PM
So jealous of bi folk.  :noah

"Welp. Women aren't putting out for me right now. Guess I'll bone some dudes in the meantime."  :doge

it doesn't really totally always sometimes work like that but okay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2017, 07:21:16 PM
Quote from: toku on September 14, 2017, 07:12:54 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2017, 06:18:46 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 14, 2017, 06:12:56 PM
Are you interested in black guys?
No.

And wow several taps and messages already.

we told you you were good looking breh

I've never had a problem with gay guys. I get hit on all the time by gay guys.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 14, 2017, 07:55:57 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 14, 2017, 07:09:59 PM
So jealous of bi folk.  :noah

"Welp. Women aren't putting out for me right now. Guess I'll bone some dudes in the meantime."  :doge

Haha, doesn't work like that unless you're 50-50 split. Even then there's no guarantee you're romantic towards both. My sexuality is geared towards 90% men, 10% women. My sexuality towards women tends to be pure lust and I think I'm often aromantic with most women. With a man, my heart will beat when I see them and I'll laugh at their jokes if I have a crush on him. My attraction to men is very romantic (although highly sexual as well). With women I mostly just want to fuck them. Which is fine if you want to be a slut and don't care for having relationships but due to that lack of romantic attraction it can feel like you're using them. The only reason I've been going for women is the attraction level is increasing (due to increase of T), but even then it was mostly lust but I just wanted to give it a shot to understand more about my sexuality. I basically had to take a chance and a plunge and hope I don't end up hurting someone. But I met the rare woman I have a crush on, proving that I'm not aromantic towards women.

Basically, human sexuality is a lot more messy and complicated than that. Being bi can be really confusing, although it has its unique rewards.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 14, 2017, 08:01:03 PM
Even then, my women attraction is lowering now. And I can't stop thinking about fat cock. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 14, 2017, 09:05:51 PM
Rahx' story line might just make a turn around this season, interested how it goes. I've thought about the possibility of hooking up with dudes, but there have been very few in my life I was truly attracted to
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2017, 10:12:06 PM
I'm not gay, I just want to see if they will give me money or whatever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 14, 2017, 10:34:49 PM
Newsfeed

NEWSFEED
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on September 14, 2017, 10:45:03 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2017, 10:12:06 PM
I'm not gay, I just want to see if they will give me money or whatever.

That's how it starts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 14, 2017, 10:45:45 PM
rahx becomes a rentboy and his life blooms...what a story
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2017, 10:55:47 PM
Well it did'nt take me very long to get a bunch of dick pics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on September 15, 2017, 04:28:25 AM
Gay people love JRPGs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 15, 2017, 10:13:25 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 14, 2017, 07:09:59 PM
So jealous of bi folk.  :noah

"Welp. Women aren't putting out for me right now. Guess I'll bone some dudes in the meantime."  :doge



Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2017, 10:12:06 PM
I'm not gay, I just want to see if they will give me money or whatever.


What the actual fuck :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 15, 2017, 12:11:46 PM
That's an interesting thought that never occurred to me. Choosing your sexuality (almost by default) because you hate/distrust the opposite sex as a whole.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 15, 2017, 12:55:27 PM
Weeaboo girl is still (sporadically) messaging me... I can't quite tell if she's stringing me a long just to waste my time or if she's being flirty. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 15, 2017, 01:02:28 PM
Be bold and ask her straight up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 15, 2017, 01:14:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/I22ek3G.png?1)

:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 15, 2017, 01:16:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Qy2MjoR.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 15, 2017, 01:16:57 PM
 :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 15, 2017, 01:18:15 PM
"Here where you get off" *points at crotch*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 15, 2017, 01:22:29 PM
Guess I'll just send this instead:
(https://m.popkey.co/4d065b/V0DGe.gif)

edit: Anyways, back to getting my career/life on track.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2017, 02:19:33 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on September 15, 2017, 12:11:46 PM
That's an interesting thought that never occurred to me. Choosing your sexuality (almost by default) because you hate/distrust the opposite sex as a whole.
Im pretty sure that's impossible.

Anyway, I can understand why women have a hard time with online dating. Men really don't know how to talk to people they want to have sex with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 15, 2017, 02:24:16 PM
Tell me about it Rah!

Being sent a dick pic without consent or asking for it, inappropriate or rude comments, getting mad and insulting me when I turn them down;etc. I'm building a tomb of gross messages men have sent me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on September 15, 2017, 02:30:24 PM
o ye of little faith
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on September 15, 2017, 03:39:29 PM
yaere is th.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 15, 2017, 03:59:55 PM
Nah. I'm done groveling.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 15, 2017, 04:40:19 PM
know your worth king
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 15, 2017, 04:44:43 PM
Youre worth nothing

Grovel you bitch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on September 15, 2017, 07:01:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2017, 10:12:06 PM
I'm not gay, I just want to see if they will give me money or whatever.

You should wear this on your dates then:

(https://rlv.zcache.com/im_not_gay_but_20_is_20_t_shirt-r1c612b0ea91348e486c670e037dba162_k21hw_540.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2017, 07:45:58 PM
Gonna need more than $20.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 15, 2017, 08:11:23 PM
https://www.thecut.com/2017/09/a-study-to-make-you-feel-better-about-your-bad-tinder-dates.html
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 15, 2017, 08:11:57 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2017, 07:45:58 PM
Gonna need more than $20.
Are you that good at sucking cock?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on September 15, 2017, 08:58:36 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2017, 07:45:58 PM
Gonna need more than $20.

What a coincidence, I have more than $20.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2017, 10:58:29 PM
I was offered 1,000 at one point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 15, 2017, 11:33:29 PM
 :leon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 15, 2017, 11:41:38 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2017, 10:58:29 PM
I was offered 1,000 at one point.

With no references? That's a brave man with disposable income
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on September 15, 2017, 11:43:42 PM
A lady message me on OKC!

After some chatting through it today and yesterday, I asked her out!

She gave me her number!

Now I have to remember how to schedule an actual first date.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 16, 2017, 10:24:16 AM
Why am I wasting time on the bore instead of cleaning my place? Got a girl coming over today!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2017, 10:36:16 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2017, 10:12:06 PM
I'm not gay, I just want to see if they will give me money or whatever.
https://www.seekingarrangement.com
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 16, 2017, 12:30:31 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 16, 2017, 10:24:16 AM
Why am I wasting time on the bore instead of cleaning my place? Got a girl coming over today!

I remember when that was the only reason I'd ever clean up. I once made a girl stand out one cold midnight for 10 minutes because I had a couple weeks worth of fast food wrappers and empty liquor to stash away.

I needed a thin veneer of dignity before I could put out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 16, 2017, 11:44:06 PM
Well, not quite all the way... did get to see her topless though!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
she has a scar on her stomach from surgery when she was little, which I can live with... any of you guys ever date anyone with deep scars? Dealbreaker for you?
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 17, 2017, 01:59:15 AM
Seems like it bothers you since you're asking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 17, 2017, 02:11:10 AM
My wife has a small scar on her stomach from having her gallbladder removed. I actually think it's kind of cute -- but wouldn't dare tell her that  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2017, 02:39:06 AM
Well I was supposed to meet up with a tinder girl today and she stood me up. She must have saw me as her last message was that she thought I'd be taller.

I don't really have any full body shots in my profile. I guess I should..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 17, 2017, 08:03:53 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 17, 2017, 02:11:10 AM
My wife has a small scar on her stomach from having her gallbladder removed. I actually think it's kind of cute -- but wouldn't dare tell her that  :lol
My wife also has a small scar from an operation when she was little. It's right above her pelvic bone and is small but also causes an indentation in the area around it. I actually like to find it with my fingers during sex for whatever reason. I think it looks cute too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 17, 2017, 08:21:57 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2017, 02:39:06 AM
Well I was supposed to meet up with a tinder girl today and she stood me up. She must have saw me as her last message was that she thought I'd be taller.

I don't really have any full body shots in my profile. I guess I should..
Hold on a minute, she showed up but left before you saw her, only to message you that? She sounds like a cunt, good riddance. lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 17, 2017, 12:00:32 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 16, 2017, 11:44:06 PM
any of you guys ever date anyone with deep scars? Dealbreaker for you?
that's about the only type i...ohhhh you mean physical
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 17, 2017, 12:46:35 PM
Y'all should see the massive scar on my partner's neck, it's pretty freaky and hardcore as fuck.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I didn't cause it :/
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 17, 2017, 12:53:31 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on September 17, 2017, 12:00:32 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 16, 2017, 11:44:06 PM
any of you guys ever date anyone with deep scars? Dealbreaker for you?
that's about the only type i...ohhhh you mean physical

shaaaawty i just want your looooooove for a minuuuuute
swear i lose my mind everytime that im in it~

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUNYcwDkBPc
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2017, 01:16:03 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 17, 2017, 08:21:57 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2017, 02:39:06 AM
Well I was supposed to meet up with a tinder girl today and she stood me up. She must have saw me as her last message was that she thought I'd be taller.

I don't really have any full body shots in my profile. I guess I should..
Hold on a minute, she showed up but left before you saw her, only to message you that? She sounds like a cunt, good riddance. lol
Thats what It seems like. She must have got a glimpse and then backed out, when I asked where she was she texted that. I mean with online dating it was bound to happen eventually that I would be stood up so I'm not too upset.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 17, 2017, 02:06:04 PM
Keep refreshing this thread to see if Rah finally gets to learn the joys of being fucked in the ass by a big stallion of a man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 18, 2017, 06:26:21 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 18, 2017, 07:29:53 PM
This girl seems really into me, and she's got a great personality and I find her to have a really cute face. I have a few reservations (but those are mostly weird personal things that I bet 99% of you would laugh at and say you're ridiculous) but definitely eager to see where things lead...

Bebs - speaking of parking lot discussions... one thing I'll definitely remember from my trip to San Diego when I got to meet you... is talking about gaf in the parking lot till like 1AM!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 18, 2017, 07:40:02 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 18, 2017, 07:29:53 PM
(but those are mostly weird personal things that I bet 99% of you would laugh at and say you're ridiculous)

Humour us.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on September 19, 2017, 12:23:36 AM
Quote from: bluemax on September 15, 2017, 11:43:42 PM
A lady message me on OKC!

After some chatting through it today and yesterday, I asked her out!

She gave me her number!

Now I have to remember how to schedule an actual first date.

Update: We texted a bit this weekend, mostly about video games (she also works in the industry) and football. She has agreed to dinner or drinks on Friday of this week (her choice of day and indecision on which to do).

This is honestly my first actual date in like a year and a half.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on September 19, 2017, 12:32:50 AM
Quote from: bluemax on September 15, 2017, 11:43:42 PM
A lady message me on OKC!

After some chatting through it today and yesterday, I asked her out!

She gave me her number!

Now I have to remember how to schedule an actual first date.

Scheduling a first date is honestly the most stressful part of dating in my opinion.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 19, 2017, 08:26:30 AM
Atra, try 'dis:

https://twitter.com/ewfeez/status/909484420511309824
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 19, 2017, 08:31:11 AM
Quote from: chronovore on September 19, 2017, 08:26:30 AM
Atra, try 'dis:

https://twitter.com/ewfeez/status/909484420511309824
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2017, 01:38:14 PM
Ugh. I have a date Wednesday night even though I said I was going to take a break...  :doge

I guess it helps that this girl seems to be really into me.

She already shot me a text around lunch today.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 19, 2017, 01:50:24 PM
Met my wife when my stepson was 3, it's a pretty good set up if you're prepared to instantly have a family
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2017, 02:09:45 PM
Quote from: chronovore on September 19, 2017, 08:26:30 AM
Atra, try 'dis:

https://twitter.com/ewfeez/status/909484420511309824

Give her the ol' Fist of Fate, if you know what I'm sayin'. ;)

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 19, 2017, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 19, 2017, 01:50:24 PM
Met my wife when my stepson was 3, it's a pretty good set up if you're prepared to instantly have a family

Ideally the step kid should be 18+ and have a job and a flat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 19, 2017, 05:51:01 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 19, 2017, 01:50:24 PM
Met my wife when my stepson was 3, it's a pretty good set up if you're prepared to instantly have a family
Ngl I'm really worried I'm gonna end up living alone for forever because of my situation and the trust issues formed by it. I didn't know/realize exactly how big of a baggage people see single moms as.. or what kinda expectations they have about it all. But yeah I understand not everyone wants to be responsible for children, especially not their own, but seeing people call it a dealbreaker makes me really worry. lmao *nervous laughter* :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 19, 2017, 06:01:46 PM
There's a lot of guys who view it as a big plus, lets them be established family men with a flick of a switch -- don't sweat it! You might even get your own Brady Bunch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 19, 2017, 06:14:03 PM
I think it's something that a lot of us are coming to expect as we get into our late 20s and early 30s. Divorcees +/- kids

Yeah some are going to not want anything to do with a single parent, but hopefully they are upfront about that and not waste either of y'alls time
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2017, 06:22:58 PM
I'd still date you Val.   :letsfukk :quark

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That being said: be wary of men like myself. :hitler  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 19, 2017, 06:25:33 PM
 :noooo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2017, 06:26:46 PM
 :insane
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 19, 2017, 06:36:31 PM
 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 19, 2017, 06:50:45 PM
yall are gonna be alright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 19, 2017, 07:23:39 PM
Unfortunately, quite a few men have the stereotype that "single mom = pump and dump", and then there are men who aren't really sure whether or not they want kids so they won't date a single mom. But, there are 2 sides of the coin - I know plenty of men who see single moms as being more responsible and less partygoing, there are also divorcees who have a kid or two of their own and want someone in a similar position, or others who are just pretty laid back and they don't mind it at all. Valkyrie, you're really pretty and seem like you have a good personality (as far as one can tell from text), I don't think you will have much to worry about in the dating world.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 19, 2017, 08:28:09 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 19, 2017, 05:51:01 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 19, 2017, 01:50:24 PM
Met my wife when my stepson was 3, it's a pretty good set up if you're prepared to instantly have a family
Ngl I'm really worried I'm gonna end up living alone for forever because of my situation and the trust issues formed by it. I didn't know/realize exactly how big of a baggage people see single moms as.. or what kinda expectations they have about it all. But yeah I understand not everyone wants to be responsible for children, especially not their own, but seeing people call it a dealbreaker makes me really worry. lmao *nervous laughter* :'(

The fortunate side of guys who say up front that it's a dealbreaker is that you don't have to deal with guys for whom it is a dealbreaker.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2017, 08:33:40 PM
The girl I'm seeing tomorrow seems very interested in me. I'm always a tad bit uncomfortable when that's the case but she seems nice overall.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 19, 2017, 08:44:21 PM
Overall I've had negative experiences with single mothers.  I wouldn't call it a dealbreaker but it's up there with being a smoker: I wouldn't drop someone for being one but you have to be pretty awesome to make it work.

Keep in mind I'm a degenerate so your mileage will vary.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 19, 2017, 08:59:13 PM
But dat milk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 19, 2017, 09:04:07 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 19, 2017, 08:44:21 PM
Overall I've had negative experiences with single mothers.  I wouldn't call it a dealbreaker but it's up there with being a smoker: I wouldn't drop someone for being one but you have to be pretty awesome to make it work.

Keep in mind I'm a degenerate so your mileage will vary.

show me a borean who isn't
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2017, 09:09:36 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on September 19, 2017, 08:59:13 PM
But dat milk
Milkies
(https://i.imgur.com/zKi2tHG.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 19, 2017, 09:39:28 PM
Quote from: toku on September 19, 2017, 09:04:07 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 19, 2017, 08:44:21 PM
Overall I've had negative experiences with single mothers.  I wouldn't call it a dealbreaker but it's up there with being a smoker: I wouldn't drop someone for being one but you have to be pretty awesome to make it work.

Keep in mind I'm a degenerate so your mileage will vary.

show me a borean who isn't

I've fucked several porn stars.  I consider myself to be a cut above when it comes to the bore degenerates :win
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 19, 2017, 09:54:07 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 19, 2017, 07:23:39 PM
...and then there are men who aren't really sure whether or not they want kids so they won't date a single mom.

Yeah, this is me. I think in like 5 years I'll be cool dating a single mom with a kid at any age, but right now I'm not sure if having a kid is where I wanna be now, especially because I want to travel a lot.

Then again, the couple of times I've been on dates with single mothers, if they are awesome I've suddenly found myself totally on-board with the idea of kids :P
So I think if you're the kind of person people would want to date regardless of kids, you are still the kind of person people want to date w/kids.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 19, 2017, 09:58:43 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on September 19, 2017, 12:32:50 AM
Quote from: bluemax on September 15, 2017, 11:43:42 PM
A lady message me on OKC!

After some chatting through it today and yesterday, I asked her out!

She gave me her number!

Now I have to remember how to schedule an actual first date.

Scheduling a first date is honestly the most stressful part of dating in my opinion.

Last week, after 1.5 years of dating, I finally told my gf that I was not "a few mins" early to our first date but was actually waiting there for 2 hours. She had called ahead and said she had to return a loaner car to the dealer but I was so nervous about leaving later and being late that I just sat in the parking lot of the Starbucks. I have that invisible anxiety that is only present when I'm not talking to people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 20, 2017, 05:00:46 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on September 19, 2017, 09:58:43 PM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on September 19, 2017, 12:32:50 AM
Quote from: bluemax on September 15, 2017, 11:43:42 PM
A lady message me on OKC!

After some chatting through it today and yesterday, I asked her out!

She gave me her number!

Now I have to remember how to schedule an actual first date.

Scheduling a first date is honestly the most stressful part of dating in my opinion.

Last week, after 1.5 years of dating, I finally told my gf that I was not "a few mins" early to our first date but was actually waiting there for 2 hours. She had called ahead and said she had to return a loaner car to the dealer but I was so nervous about leaving later and being late that I just sat in the parking lot of the Starbucks. I have that invisible anxiety that is only present when I'm not talking to people.

You passed the test, congrats.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 20, 2017, 05:01:39 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 19, 2017, 05:51:01 PM
, but seeing people call it a dealbreaker makes me really worry. lmao *nervous laughter* :'(

Don't see it as a negative. See it as a way to weed out manchildren and jerks.

It could save you months of wasting your time with someone.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 20, 2017, 05:11:58 PM
I just like to sleep in. Guess that makes me a jerky manchild
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2017, 05:41:41 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2017, 10:58:29 PM
I was offered 1,000 at one point.

I was joking!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on September 21, 2017, 12:54:37 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on September 19, 2017, 12:32:50 AM
Quote from: bluemax on September 15, 2017, 11:43:42 PM
A lady message me on OKC!

After some chatting through it today and yesterday, I asked her out!

She gave me her number!

Now I have to remember how to schedule an actual first date.

Scheduling a first date is honestly the most stressful part of dating in my opinion.

Yeah, and I'm a bit bummed with her "let's play it by ear" thing about what to do. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers!

Quote from: Valkyrie on September 19, 2017, 05:51:01 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 19, 2017, 01:50:24 PM
Met my wife when my stepson was 3, it's a pretty good set up if you're prepared to instantly have a family
Ngl I'm really worried I'm gonna end up living alone for forever because of my situation and the trust issues formed by it. I didn't know/realize exactly how big of a baggage people see single moms as.. or what kinda expectations they have about it all. But yeah I understand not everyone wants to be responsible for children, especially not their own, but seeing people call it a dealbreaker makes me really worry. lmao *nervous laughter* :'(

A friend of mine, who divorced his wife somewhere in the past year, just got engaged to a woman who already has a small child. My divorced aunt on my dad's side apparently might be getting married soon, and she has a young daughter. It's not impossible or hopeless!

I saw a woman, my age (34), that she had just taken her oldest daughter off to college. That certainly made me think about a lot of things, not in a negative way, just like realizing how different a path my life had gone down. I think you just have to find someone who is in a similar emotional head space. I see all these girls my age who talk a ton about travelling and I'm not really about that life, I don't think it makes either of us bad we just want different things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 21, 2017, 02:36:49 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 20, 2017, 05:11:58 PM
I just like to sleep in. Guess that makes me a jerky manchild
Not wanting kids or deal with (other's) kids certainly doesn't make anyone a manchild. I didn't want kids at all up until earlier in the year before I got pregnant. It was my first time living with someone I was dating and things just seemed fit for it.
Anyway, lotsa people don't want kids, or not yet which is of course understandable. I can't see myself wanting another kid after all the shit with my ex. But idk yet, I'm still in my 20s. Definitely don't wanna get married again tho. I just don't see the point. That's actually the main reason I agreed to get married here, because we wanted kids but had to be married because of cultural stuff.

The reality is that being the parent with custody, you're always gonna put your kid first. It's not like I can go out anytime I'd want to, or stay out really late like before. That's another thing that's going to make it really hard meeting someone in the future. :( You're just not flexible. I know I shouldn't think about this stuff yet but it's hard not to. Already a separated single-mom at the age of 28. rofl, rip

But I guess like others said, at least I can weed out guys who hate kids. :lol

Damn, I miss sleeping in though.. I've had to get up at 6 am every morning for 2 years. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 21, 2017, 03:13:22 AM
Don't worry, they won't always be waking you up. Once your kid is in school, you'll be trying to get them to wake up.  :-\

You wanted a kid, you got a kid; you're making smart moves to get the support you need and removing both yourself and your child from a bad relationship. Go, you!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 21, 2017, 03:23:12 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 21, 2017, 02:36:49 AM
Already a separated single-mom at the age of 28. rofl, rip
You're only 28? I assumed you were older for some reason. You'll be just fine. Unless your kid is an asshole.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 21, 2017, 03:23:54 AM
Thanks for the constant nice words, everyone who replied. :-[ I feel blessed regardless because of my daughter. She's currently covering my entire face in animal stickers I got her yesterday, and I wouldn't trade away moments like these for the world. :heartbeat

Btw when I saw this I thought of you Chrono. So if your marriage doesn't work out you can use this as inspiration. :lol  https://imgur.com/gallery/6WLDv
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 21, 2017, 04:15:40 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 21, 2017, 02:36:49 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 20, 2017, 05:11:58 PM
I just like to sleep in. Guess that makes me a jerky manchild
Not wanting kids or deal with (other's) kids certainly doesn't make anyone a manchild. I didn't want kids at all up until earlier in the year before I got pregnant. It was my first time living with someone I was dating and things just seemed fit for it.
Anyway, lotsa people don't want kids, or not yet which is of course understandable. I can't see myself wanting another kid after all the shit with my ex. But idk yet, I'm still in my 20s. Definitely don't wanna get married again tho. I just don't see the point. That's actually the main reason I agreed to get married here, because we wanted kids but had to be married because of cultural stuff.

The reality is that being the parent with custody, you're always gonna put your kid first. It's not like I can go out anytime I'd want to, or stay out really late like before. That's another thing that's going to make it really hard meeting someone in the future. :( You're just not flexible. I know I shouldn't think about this stuff yet but it's hard not to. Already a separated single-mom at the age of 28. rofl, rip

But I guess like others said, at least I can weed out guys who hate kids. :lol

Damn, I miss sleeping in though.. I've had to get up at 6 am every morning for 2 years. :lol

Fwiw I meant that response as a tongue in cheek response to the idea that ppl who are averse to dating folks with kids are jerks or manbabies because of that. I don't want kids at this point in my life, possibly ever, because I can't currently do what you're describing - putting the main focus of my life on the well being of my child - and I don't really think I can constructively participate in the upbringing of someone else's kid in any parental fashion. Hookups are one thing but I feel like I'd need to provide a positive example to anyone's child I was dating, and while there are probably worse role models out there, I'm not quite done being a degenerate peice of shit yet.

I guess my point is that I'm not a jerk or a manchild cuz I don't wanna date someone with kids so much as I just don't wanna date someone with kids rn cuz I know I'm still an jerkish manchild. I mean you can still have your shit together and not wanna date someone with kids too, but that's why it's the case for me atm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 21, 2017, 04:39:56 AM
Yeahh don't worry, I just wanted to say what I said regardless. Just airing out some thoughts, but I also understand how you feel since I used to feel the same.

And fwiw I don't think I'd want to do the same if my first parental experience would be with someone else's child. Dunno though, hadn't thought of that one until now. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 21, 2017, 05:54:15 AM
I just dont wanna end up like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRpyBkJGyis
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2017, 10:23:00 AM
My date and I hit it off very well last night.

She looked a bit rougher than she did in her tinder photos (I think it was due to her not wearing any eye makeup or something) but we have a ton in common and talked for nearly 4 hours.

Ended up making out with her at her car and we're planning on meeting up again this Saturday.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2017, 10:30:50 AM
Atra
:rejoice

what does she look like  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 21, 2017, 10:38:31 AM
Atra on the Net: I'm taking a break gonna focus on me

Atra IRL: Aww skeet skeet
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2017, 10:39:27 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2017, 10:30:50 AM
Atra
:rejoice

what does she look like  :doge
Sent you a PM.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 21, 2017, 11:00:19 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 21, 2017, 02:36:49 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 20, 2017, 05:11:58 PM
I just like to sleep in. Guess that makes me a jerky manchild
Not wanting kids or deal with (other's) kids certainly doesn't make anyone a manchild. I didn't want kids at all up until earlier in the year before I got pregnant. It was my first time living with someone I was dating and things just seemed fit for it.
Anyway, lotsa people don't want kids, or not yet which is of course understandable. I can't see myself wanting another kid after all the shit with my ex. But idk yet, I'm still in my 20s. Definitely don't wanna get married again tho. I just don't see the point. That's actually the main reason I agreed to get married here, because we wanted kids but had to be married because of cultural stuff.

The reality is that being the parent with custody, you're always gonna put your kid first. It's not like I can go out anytime I'd want to, or stay out really late like before. That's another thing that's going to make it really hard meeting someone in the future. :( You're just not flexible. I know I shouldn't think about this stuff yet but it's hard not to. Already a separated single-mom at the age of 28. rofl, rip

But I guess like others said, at least I can weed out guys who hate kids. :lol

Damn, I miss sleeping in though.. I've had to get up at 6 am every morning for 2 years. :lol
As a parent it's often too easy to put your kid first in everything but there's a balance. I remember something my dad once told me, he said that it was important to make yourself a priority too because some day your kids will grow up and leave the house and make their own lives and then you'll be stuck with a shit life and you gotta live your life. You're doing the right thing in getting out. And LOL, you'll be waking up at 6am for the next 14 years too. Enjoy!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 21, 2017, 11:53:10 AM
I'd do terrible things to wake up at 6am
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 21, 2017, 12:20:02 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 21, 2017, 11:00:19 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 21, 2017, 02:36:49 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 20, 2017, 05:11:58 PM
I just like to sleep in. Guess that makes me a jerky manchild
Not wanting kids or deal with (other's) kids certainly doesn't make anyone a manchild. I didn't want kids at all up until earlier in the year before I got pregnant. It was my first time living with someone I was dating and things just seemed fit for it.
Anyway, lotsa people don't want kids, or not yet which is of course understandable. I can't see myself wanting another kid after all the shit with my ex. But idk yet, I'm still in my 20s. Definitely don't wanna get married again tho. I just don't see the point. That's actually the main reason I agreed to get married here, because we wanted kids but had to be married because of cultural stuff.

The reality is that being the parent with custody, you're always gonna put your kid first. It's not like I can go out anytime I'd want to, or stay out really late like before. That's another thing that's going to make it really hard meeting someone in the future. :( You're just not flexible. I know I shouldn't think about this stuff yet but it's hard not to. Already a separated single-mom at the age of 28. rofl, rip

But I guess like others said, at least I can weed out guys who hate kids. :lol

Damn, I miss sleeping in though.. I've had to get up at 6 am every morning for 2 years. :lol
As a parent it's often too easy to put your kid first in everything but there's a balance. I remember something my dad once told me, he said that it was important to make yourself a priority too because some day your kids will grow up and leave the house and make their own lives and then you'll be stuck with a shit life and you gotta live your life. You're doing the right thing in getting out. And LOL, you'll be waking up at 6am for the next 14 years too. Enjoy!

killer mike says something similar in his now viral AS life advice promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDQoMv4WBlc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2017, 12:33:44 PM
When the plane is crashing, put your oxygen mask on first. Bless up and let your kids die.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 21, 2017, 12:58:52 PM
That video should be mandatory to show in class every time you start a new grade.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2017, 03:43:57 PM
Talking with another girl on Tinder. She's a graphic designer like me and we seem to be hitting if off well.

Going to see if I can set up a date with her this Friday.

edit: She's down.  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 21, 2017, 08:06:29 PM
talking about being a parent, hey PD, you marry that latina yet? :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 21, 2017, 08:41:27 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 21, 2017, 08:06:29 PM
talking about being a parent, hey PD, you marry that latina yet? :hitler

nah but he's giving the baby thing his best effort
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2017, 09:58:20 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 21, 2017, 08:06:29 PM
talking about being a parent, hey PD, you marry that latina yet? :hitler


Not yet. 2018 will be a relationship year. It has been foretold.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 21, 2017, 10:11:24 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 21, 2017, 03:23:54 AM
Thanks for the constant nice words, everyone who replied. :-[ I feel blessed regardless because of my daughter. She's currently covering my entire face in animal stickers I got her yesterday, and I wouldn't trade away moments like these for the world. :heartbeat

Btw when I saw this I thought of you Chrono. So if your marriage doesn't work out you can use this as inspiration. :lol  https://imgur.com/gallery/6WLDv

That dude's ripped. If I did that, I'd look like a mannequin put together from mismatched pieces.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 21, 2017, 10:59:26 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2017, 09:58:20 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 21, 2017, 08:06:29 PM
talking about being a parent, hey PD, you marry that latina yet? :hitler


Not yet. 2018 will be a relationship year. It has been foretold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaA0nmn8_fk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2017, 11:23:31 PM
Man, I don't know what it is with me/reality.

As soon as I am on the verge of quitting that's when I have a breakthrough by just going one more yard past my comfort zone.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 21, 2017, 11:33:24 PM
you reading law of attraction atra?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2017, 11:42:30 PM
I'm aware of what it is but it seems like as soon as I just "flow" instead of trying to force shit to happen things start clicking.

Now I just need to figure out how to get into a "flow" with my art/design career and I'll be golden.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 21, 2017, 11:54:26 PM
just like when you got a job companies come looking for you but when you need a job you cant find one, women work the same way. When you feel youre OK without one, they all want your attention
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 22, 2017, 12:47:37 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 21, 2017, 11:54:26 PM
just like when you got a job companies come looking for you but when you need a job you cant find one, women work the same way. When you feel youre OK without one, they all want your attention

So, so true... I think a few weeks ago in this thread I said I'm gonna put dating on the backburner till after EZoo (which happened on Labor Day), then whaddaya know, some girl wanted to meet up the night before EZoo and we're going on date 5 tomorrow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 22, 2017, 02:04:19 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 21, 2017, 11:42:30 PM
I'm aware of what it is but it seems like as soon as I just "flow" instead of trying to force shit to happen things start clicking.

 :ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 22, 2017, 03:50:55 PM
*whew*

I didn't realize how high brow this wine bar & restaurant is that I'm taking my date to tonight.  :doge

I mean, she did say she likes wine and Spanish cuisine. Also, I've been meaning to check this place out for a while. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 22, 2017, 03:52:58 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 22, 2017, 04:30:22 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 22, 2017, 03:57:49 PM
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Spence, since you live in the mountains area, are most dates an hour+ drive for you? That sounds kinda rough.

Quote from: Jack Remington on September 22, 2017, 03:55:49 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 22, 2017, 03:52:58 PM
Have a date with red head girl tonight... might cancel to play Destiny 2

Destiny 2 will still be there when you get back from eating the butt.

Everyone has a butt, butt's are not in short supply, especially for a dude like Spence.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 22, 2017, 05:17:48 PM
Plus if he really so desires to eat a butt his wife has one. He's really living the dream
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 22, 2017, 05:33:45 PM
Girl made a pit stop after work to pick up the special edition of Samus Returns at the NWS (she works pretty close)... tonight we're going for German food, should be exciting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 22, 2017, 05:36:46 PM
I might be taking the other girl out to Dave & Buster's early Sunday evening. I've never been and this is probably a good excuse to go there.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on September 22, 2017, 06:32:35 PM
Make sure you Dave and Bust a nut later that night :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 22, 2017, 09:09:40 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 22, 2017, 09:10:45 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 22, 2017, 05:33:45 PM
Girl made a pit stop after work to pick up the special edition of Samus Returns at the NWS (she works pretty close)... tonight we're going for German food, should be exciting.

Fondue :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 22, 2017, 11:27:57 PM
My date with the cute graphic designer went down really well.

Had a ton in common. We talked about work mostly but we're both passionate designers so it made sense to.

Ended up making out with her at her car and she seemed down to meet up again.  :rejoice

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 23, 2017, 01:23:58 AM
Damn Atra, you playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 23, 2017, 02:03:18 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 22, 2017, 09:10:45 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 22, 2017, 05:33:45 PM
Girl made a pit stop after work to pick up the special edition of Samus Returns at the NWS (she works pretty close)... tonight we're going for German food, should be exciting.

Fondue :drool

That's Swiss / French breh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 23, 2017, 11:04:34 AM
Oh. They have it a the German restaurant in town  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 23, 2017, 09:35:54 PM
:nsfw
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been having a fuck marathon today, came in my wife's ass :rejoice
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 23, 2017, 10:20:45 PM
Man, it's weird having more than one girl being really into me. That's definitely a first (that I'm aware of).  :doge

It's gonna suck when I end up breaking one of these girl's hearts.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 23, 2017, 11:27:14 PM
:picard
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on September 23, 2017, 11:34:40 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 23, 2017, 10:20:45 PM
Man, it's weird having more than one girl being really into me. That's definitely a first (that I'm aware of).  :doge

It's gonna suck when I end up breaking one of these girl's hearts.  :doge

Have you updated your Facebook relationship status yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 24, 2017, 05:12:54 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 24, 2017, 05:49:55 AM
I'm a such a human disaster. I wish I could figure out what my issues are and fix them but I feel I won't allow that. I just want to find someone but I guess I won't allow myself too. I'm going to end up alone paying hookers just to satisfy stuff. I don't know what's going to happen to me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on September 24, 2017, 09:22:16 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 24, 2017, 05:49:55 AM
I'm a such a human disaster. I wish I could figure out what my issues are and fix them but I feel I won't allow that. I just want to find someone but I guess I won't allow myself too. I'm going to end up alone paying hookers just to satisfy stuff. I don't know what's going to happen to me.

You should go see a psychiatrist.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 24, 2017, 12:31:09 PM
We've made plans to go on a fall foliage canoe ride at sunset, in mid October. Should be really nice!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 24, 2017, 02:54:50 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 24, 2017, 12:31:09 PM
We've made plans to go on a fall foliage canoe ride at sunset, in mid October. Should be really nice!

Sounds romantic!  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 25, 2017, 01:49:50 PM
Canoe trips sound like great first dates until you're out on the boat, drinking a bit too much and realize you have to go pee really badly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 25, 2017, 02:08:19 PM
You can find out if she's into piss play really early in the relationship.  Bypass the awkward prodding.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 25, 2017, 06:31:48 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on September 25, 2017, 01:49:50 PM
Canoe trips sound like great first dates until you're out on the boat, drinking a bit too much and realize you have to go pee really badly.

Heh well at least this won't be our first date :P

Anyways, turns out it's not a sunset canoe trip, but rather a sunRISE one... that starts at 6:15 AM  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 25, 2017, 06:37:20 PM
Wife took me out to see Kingsman 2 last night.  We're huge Kingsman fans. After the movie she leaned over and said, "He saved the world. You know what that means."  Oh yeah. Perfect woman. :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on September 25, 2017, 06:41:42 PM
I’m on a cold streak, fellas. After breaking up with my girlfriend I took a couple months off of dating completely. Then a week in Europe with no success to come back to two weeks of striking out on the apps and in real life. My app matches stop talking after a couple of messages and twice I’ve gotten numbers at the bar to not get a response after texting. Maybe the universe is telling me my dating break shouldn’t be over yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 25, 2017, 07:08:44 PM
Naah, Samson, it's just a stream of bad luck. Just keep putting yourself out there.

Funnily enough, when I came back to the dating world after a 6 month hiatus, I met someone great right away that I went out on a few dates with. That didn't work out (she thought we had nothing in common, which was true to an extent), but it convinced me that "this was gonna be so easy". Then I hit a massive dry spell where I couldn't get past 1 or 2 dates (if I was lucky to even get a date), until a few weeks ago :P

What apps are you using?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on September 25, 2017, 07:21:08 PM
Just Bumble for the moment. Had good luck with it before. Maybe I'll get on Tinder.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 25, 2017, 08:54:13 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on September 25, 2017, 06:41:42 PM
I’m on a cold streak, fellas. After breaking up with my girlfriend I took a couple months off of dating completely. Then a week in Europe with no success to come back to two weeks of striking out on the apps and in real life. My app matches stop talking after a couple of messages and twice I’ve gotten numbers at the bar to not get a response after texting. Maybe the universe is telling me my dating break shouldn’t be over yet?

You're gonna be fine. Sometimes it's like this. I feel like when you take a break and this happens it's normal to think you're doing something wrong, or have lost the touch. But it's just coincidence and things'll be alright over time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2017, 08:59:15 PM
I dunno about Bumble but it's definitely cuffing season on Tinder, my dudes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 25, 2017, 09:58:20 PM
Have you paid for tinder? It kind of seems like a shitty thing to do. You only get one of those boosts a month and they only last 30mins and if you use it and then don't just sit there swiping for those 30 mins you've wasted it. I guess unlimited swiping is good but 100 a day is fine. Also the ability to see those that have matched with you is I guess in a good tier.

Bumble is cheaper and you have the option of rematching with previous matches. Though you can always see when you have a match is coming up and usually it's someone a few swipes away. With thier paid thing though you can actually see thier face and profile.

I think that mostly the paid versions of these don't offer anything worthwhile.

Still no luck what so ever on these things.

I matched with some 36 year old who looked like a slightly less attractive Leana Paul who asked if I wanted to go out for drinks. I guess simply responding yes was too much for her. Unmatched.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2017, 10:12:16 PM
"Totally, let's go to [bar/restaurant name] at [time]."

Gotta be the man with the plan.

My dates even remarked that they like that I pick out places and set up times.

edit: And I did pay for tinder just this month & last month but I'm not renewing my subscription for October.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 25, 2017, 10:16:00 PM
I accidently paid for Tinder when I signed up (thought + was gold where you could see who liked you) and couldn't figure out how to unsub in the app (so I thought I was unsubbed) for like 2 months before seeing my credit card bill and googling it and finding it under apple wallet subcriptions, so yeah fuck paid Tinder!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 26, 2017, 01:15:47 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 23, 2017, 11:04:34 AM
Oh. They have it a the German restaurant in town  :-[

Japanese restaurants in the USA have gyoza, but that's only ever sold in Chinese restaurants in Japan.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 26, 2017, 05:30:55 AM
so our relationship is still going really good and i'm now convinced that most people are just really bad at relationships, like ours seems to be in at least the 90th percentile from what I've seen

but check back in a year or three, I guess
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 26, 2017, 05:46:05 AM
You just jinxed it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 26, 2017, 05:52:58 AM
nope, i called no jinxies. in advance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 26, 2017, 06:46:36 AM
Quote from: Dufus on September 26, 2017, 06:22:12 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 25, 2017, 06:37:20 PM
Wife took me out to see Kingsman 2 last night.  We're huge Kingsman fans. After the movie she leaned over and said, "He saved the world. You know what that means."  Oh yeah. Perfect woman. :rejoice

I don't get it.

 :nsfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2--K85dTZxU
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 26, 2017, 09:25:39 AM
:rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 26, 2017, 01:02:52 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 26, 2017, 05:30:55 AM
so our relationship is still going really good and i'm now convinced that most people are just really bad at relationships, like ours seems to be in at least the 90th percentile from what I've seen

but check back in a year or three, I guess

blessed up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 26, 2017, 02:12:04 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 26, 2017, 12:57:44 PM
Matched with a top tier hottie :lawd

Also some random filipinas so that's cool too.

From the Philippines or from America? I've gotten a few messages from the Philippines, it's like, you're cute but you live just a bit too far!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on September 27, 2017, 12:09:51 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on September 19, 2017, 12:32:50 AM
Quote from: bluemax on September 15, 2017, 11:43:42 PM
A lady message me on OKC!

After some chatting through it today and yesterday, I asked her out!

She gave me her number!

Now I have to remember how to schedule an actual first date.

Scheduling a first date is honestly the most stressful part of dating in my opinion.

It's definitely up there. Luckily she ended up not being into any of the fancy suggestions that I didn't actually want to do and we went to a dive bar and drank cheap beer all night (well cheap for LA anyhow).

She was super cool and we had plenty to talk about, but I have to admit that I wasn't really feeling overly physically interested in her and that's kinda bummed me out. I'm not really sure what to do about the situation, but I haven't ghosted her or anything lame like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 27, 2017, 10:50:50 PM
That sucks, but you can't help what you're attracted to. I say it's worth giving her another chance, maybe you'll grow to being more attracted to her...

I found out the girl I'm dating likes ice skating... used to go all the time back in HS but haven't been in years, so I'm really psyched!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on September 28, 2017, 12:50:59 AM
Quote from: tiesto on September 27, 2017, 10:50:50 PM
That sucks, but you can't help what you're attracted to. I say it's worth giving her another chance, maybe you'll grow to being more attracted to her...

I found out the girl I'm dating likes ice skating... used to go all the time back in HS but haven't been in years, so I'm really psyched!

Yeah I'm still talking to her, she's actually really busy this week but we text. It's nice at least talking to someone with similar interests that I don't really have anyone else to talk with about.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 28, 2017, 06:09:02 PM
So I'm still dating those first two girls but I have another one that is down to meet up with me next week.

I may have to drop one soon because there's no way I can actively date 3 girls at once.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 28, 2017, 06:34:19 PM
In English what do you put in the word "dating"? Like you have a thing together, going out etc but not officially together? Or do you mean "going on dates" where you don't even know the girl well yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2017, 06:49:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 28, 2017, 06:09:02 PM
So I'm still dating those first two girls but I have another one that is down to meet up with me next week.

I may have to drop one soon because there's no way I can actively date 3 girls at once.  :doge
(https://i.imgur.com/k9XYd4Q.png)
why not
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 28, 2017, 06:58:30 PM
Can you date more than one? Can Facebook handle multiple relationships?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: agrajag on September 28, 2017, 07:02:29 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 28, 2017, 06:58:30 PM
Can you date more than one? Can Facebook handle multiple relationships?

There's a difference between dating and being in a relationship.

I've never dated multiple women at once, like they do in movies. Like, I've go on multiple dates within a week, but they were one-offs. But taking multiple women out at once is a costly proposition.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 28, 2017, 07:03:09 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 28, 2017, 06:34:19 PM
In English what do you put in the word "dating"? Like you have a thing together, going out etc but not officially together? Or do you mean "going on dates" where you don't even know the girl well yet?

Well, for me it's that in-between where you're not "official" yet but have been on a few dates already and it's kind of expected you'll go out at least once a week.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: agrajag on September 28, 2017, 07:04:32 PM
If going out once a week is implied, you're in a relationship bud!

/seinfeld
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 28, 2017, 07:46:35 PM
Being in a relationship isn't defined by some arbitrary time limit, it's cemented by when you ask someone to pluck a back hair or the first time you take shit in the bathroom at their apartment or another gesture of true intimacy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 28, 2017, 07:56:06 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 28, 2017, 07:46:35 PM
Being in a relationship isn't defined by some arbitrary time limit, it's cemented by when you ask someone to pluck a back hair or the first time you take shit in the bathroom at their apartment or another gesture of true intimacy
I keep doing this with hookups
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 28, 2017, 08:03:00 PM
Assuming that's after you smash I'll say it's easier to drop the veneer of acting like a civilised human being in front of a hookup than it is someone you're trying to cuff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 28, 2017, 10:40:43 PM
if they let you nut inside it's a relationship
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 28, 2017, 11:23:45 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 28, 2017, 06:34:19 PM
In English what do you put in the word "dating"?
Generally the characters 'd', 'a', 't', 'i', 'n', and 'g' but it depends on how fast I'm typing. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 29, 2017, 02:06:08 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 28, 2017, 09:48:49 PM
It's not a relationship until you have tampons in your house.
I think you mean these

(https://www.dhresource.com/0x0s/f2-albu-g3-M01-75-65-rBVaHFVQpmaAKsAfAABvdBvzYRM550.jpg/women-hair-accessories-solid-black-wedding.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 29, 2017, 05:07:40 AM
Downloaded Tinder and it took me a whole 5 minutes into swiping to realize this isn't what I want. Doesn't help that half of the dudes I saw are people I know from school. And they're all really into hiking and other weird shit. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 29, 2017, 09:55:57 AM
If I lived near Norwegian mountains - no, actually, no, I'd still be a lazy shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2017, 09:58:15 AM
Hiking is more-or-less tinder speak for "I'm not a fat fuck who just sits on my ass all day and does nothing".

Or at least it's that way in the US.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 29, 2017, 10:01:23 AM
I think all dating profiles come preloaded with "I like hiking"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 29, 2017, 10:28:11 AM
When I first tried online dating, I said I like hiking because I did do it nearly every day since I lived near a redwood forest. Then I figured only chubs say that they like hiking for the reason atra said. And I don't mean healthy/thick/curvy (as latin/black/white people say) but the bad kind of chubs that is the result of self-loathing and pigging out in a super liberal or european area where they try to break out of the cycle of angst by the default mode of trying to date again and therefore faking a bit.

Those moments of angst turn into days. Those days blend into one another. Next thing you know they're messaging naive bearded dudes or the girl they had a crush on in high school about how well-rounded (no pun intended) and sophisticated they've become.

I heard meetup is better for actually meeting people with shared interests (and disinterests?).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 29, 2017, 11:48:53 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 29, 2017, 10:01:23 AM
I think all dating profiles come preloaded with "I like hiking"

And long windy walks at sunset on the beach.
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Post by: Valkyrie on September 29, 2017, 12:03:36 PM
Nothing against people who hike as a hobby tho, just not my thing. I only hike in PUBG.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Guessed on September 29, 2017, 12:42:01 PM
The first time I scheduled to hang out with my current girlfriend was on a hike! I asked her and another girl to go because they were in my hometown for the summer.

I'll actually have her engagement ring in my hands on Monday and am thinking of proposing while on a hike.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 29, 2017, 12:51:43 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 29, 2017, 05:07:40 AM
Downloaded Tinder and it took me a whole 5 minutes into swiping to realize this isn't what I want. Doesn't help that half of the dudes I saw are people I know from school. And they're all really into hiking and other weird shit. :doge
Start looking at the girls then :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2017, 04:34:21 PM
I think I'm getting dropped by those 2 girls I was dating.

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which is fine because I'm potentially meeting up with a voluptuous  19 y/o next week.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 30, 2017, 04:12:23 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 30, 2017, 06:23:54 PM
If I had money to have someone cleanup my place every week, I'd do it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 30, 2017, 06:30:26 PM
I guess the thing that always surprises me about Bebpuu~ is that he is an established attorney in a part of the country where status means a lot.  I figured he could have his pick at any given moment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2017, 06:43:12 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 30, 2017, 06:30:26 PM
I guess the thing that always surprises me about Bebpuu~ is that he is an established attorney in a part of the country where status means a lot.  I figured he could have his pick at any given moment.

He's also very short.  :-\

(sorry Bebs)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 30, 2017, 07:43:15 PM
Boogie talks about height like Rahx talks about looks :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2017, 08:04:58 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 30, 2017, 07:43:15 PM
Boogie talks about height like Rahx talks about looks :lol

haha, shit, you may be right!  :lol

Tinder made me this way, I swear!  I never really gave a second thought to height until all this swiping on profiles that demanded "you must be 5'10" or higher to ride"  :lol

Anyhow, Bebpo, I'm actually in a situation right now that seems to be what you're looking for.  I wouldn't call it "NSA" exactly, it's more than that, because we both care about each other a fair bit. I'd say there's "real feelings" there, but our situations are such that something to the next step just isn't practical.

I mean, I *want* a "real", full, all-in relationship, ideally.  But I'm also.....happy?  content?.....with what I currently have going on right now.  I dunno, it's weird.

I don't have any advice on the "how" to find such a situation though.  I just sort of stumbled into it myself.  I think it's a rare thing for someone to want, man or woman, and tough to make sure you're both on the same page about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 30, 2017, 08:06:45 PM
Looks are subjective Cats, but dating as a short guy in the days of tinder/online is def a disadvantage

Bebps, its kinda personal preference right? I was more than happy to give up TV/gaming to go on dates/date. But if your not willing to give that up, than seems like you need to figure out something else to either give up or be better with time management/job situation. It was an easy call for me to reduce/give up vidya for dating time, which I had mostly stopped due to work/research anyway, but you have to do what makes you happy.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 30, 2017, 09:06:52 PM
Women can be picky about height and looks but men shouldn't be so picky and selective.

No double standards at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2017, 09:17:26 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 30, 2017, 09:06:52 PM
Women can be picky about height and looks but men shouldn't be so picky and selective.

No double standards at all.

Quiet you.

As much as I (apparently) go on about the height thing, there's no point in crying "IT'S NOT FAIR" about the nature of attraction.

We're all dealt a certain hand by nature that we can't change.  What matters is how we play that hand.  And we've firmly established that your expectations go well beyond being just being "picky and selective".

And in case you didn't notice above, even our resident Greek God has his struggles on the woman front.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on September 30, 2017, 09:31:57 PM
Dammit! This hot girl replied to me on OKC and then deleted her account two days later.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 30, 2017, 09:33:25 PM
Took the kid to the McDojo today and sat behind a single mom in her late thirties/early forties. She swiped left on every guy except the guys who had dogs with them in profile pics. So lesson learned. Have the doggo with you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 01, 2017, 12:37:48 AM
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Quote from: Huff on September 30, 2017, 08:06:45 PM
Looks are subjective Cats, but dating as a short guy in the days of tinder/online is def a disadvantage

Bebps, its kinda personal preference right? I was more than happy to give up TV/gaming to go on dates/date. But if your not willing to give that up, than seems like you need to figure out something else to either give up or be better with time management/job situation. It was an easy call for me to reduce/give up vidya for dating time, which I had mostly stopped due to work/research anyway, but you have to do what makes you happy.

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Quote from: Dufus on September 30, 2017, 06:22:37 PM
wow... was not expecting that paragraph on gaming/books :doge do you have OCD? there's something wrong if that gets in the way of dating

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2017, 12:49:21 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on September 30, 2017, 09:31:57 PM
Dammit! This hot girl replied to me on OKC and then deleted her account two days later.  :doge
Or she just blocked and or deleted you, or actually rebooted her account to start over again. Women are pretty shady like that on Tinder and Bumble.

Quote from: Boogie on September 30, 2017, 09:17:26 PM
A Bunch of Nonsense
Yeah so basically it's fine for women to have super specific preferences like only wanting someone tall, but dudes can't. Or they're "beyond".

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on October 01, 2017, 03:46:05 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2017, 12:49:21 AM

Quote from: Boogie on September 30, 2017, 09:17:26 PM
A Bunch of Nonsense
Yeah so basically it's fine for women to have super specific preferences like only wanting someone tall, but dudes can't. Or they're "beyond".

There's nothing wrong with having preferences or standards but if they're at a level that leads to you not meeting anyone then perhaps you should rethink them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 01, 2017, 05:56:22 AM
(https://image.ibb.co/csGN6G/IMG_0402.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 01, 2017, 10:08:08 AM
Well, we made it official, looks like I have a girlfriend now   :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 01, 2017, 11:28:00 AM
How big are her tits?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 01, 2017, 02:10:20 PM
And is she into black guys?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 01, 2017, 03:44:51 PM
We need more happy endings, and I'm not talking about the $40 type.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 01, 2017, 04:11:11 PM
In the meantime, Ruzbeh, just try sparking small conversations with random girls whenever you're out in public. They don't have to end with getting their number.

Start small and build from there.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 01, 2017, 07:11:35 PM
Quote from: Exodust on October 01, 2017, 03:36:35 PM
At least this season got one thing right.

Just you wait: before the season ends, Bebsy is gonna do a heel turn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 01, 2017, 07:31:15 PM
Quote from: Dufus on October 01, 2017, 03:58:11 PM
my season starts next year brehs

i swear it

i believe in you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 01, 2017, 09:56:21 PM
Quote from: Dufus on October 01, 2017, 03:58:11 PM
my season starts next year brehs

i swear it

2018 year of relationships bless up

@toku i told u man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 02, 2017, 12:04:11 AM
2018 the year of not desperately needing/wanting a relationship but accepting such a blessing in your life should the opportunity and lover present itself
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 02, 2017, 04:24:09 PM
Had a match I was really interested in, until she told me she had a dread appointment


She's white
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 02, 2017, 04:25:47 PM
:lol

At least it wasn't cornrows?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on October 02, 2017, 08:18:01 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on October 02, 2017, 04:40:08 PM
Nothing wrong with dreads, IMO.
On white people? It looks very wrong and sloppy as fuck 95% of the time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 03, 2017, 12:47:19 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2017, 12:49:21 AM
Yeah so basically it's fine for women to have super specific preferences like only wanting someone tall, but dudes can't. Or they're "beyond".
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on October 03, 2017, 01:03:17 AM
Here is my advice Bebpo, be happy with your life first and foremost and worry about a relationship later. Good relationships are about understanding, compromise and partnership and when you're happy with your life on your own it is a lot easier to provide and receive those things from someone else.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2017, 02:36:42 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 02, 2017, 04:24:09 PM
Had a match I was really interested in, until she told me she had a dread appointment


She's white
That seems kind of shallow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on October 03, 2017, 02:42:24 AM
I'd fuck Boogie.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 03, 2017, 02:53:31 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2017, 02:36:42 AM
That seems kind of shallow.
Alright, I'm convinced Rahx is nothing but a master troll.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on October 03, 2017, 02:56:13 AM
Height is attractive but I'd got for a guy that's like 5'7 or w/e

I am 5'4 so that helps

A woman that turns that down a man like Boogie because of his height is sad imo, as long as he's still taller than her. I mean, if that's all that turns her off, being his height. But it is what it is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 03, 2017, 04:39:39 AM
Everyone have preferences though, whether they admit it or not.

Gonna be honest here.. While I don't consider myself picky there, I still have "preferences". Like if he's much shorter plus looks a lot younger I'm not into it. It'll just look weird. Never been with anyone way taller though so no opinion on that. And someone a little shorter is fun because I get to feel like Xena when wearing high heels. But absolute comfort zone is someone around my height. Perfect for kisses. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 03, 2017, 06:22:24 AM
Goes both ways too. A lot of men are not comfortable with dating a woman who's taller than them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 03, 2017, 08:22:53 AM
How old are you, Dufus?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 03, 2017, 08:28:51 AM
Hrrm...

Well, if I manage to attract 19 y/o girls at 27 then surely you could still get with 22 y/o girls.  :doge

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maybe.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 03, 2017, 08:32:01 AM
Gotta believe in yourself, Dufus, and ganbatte.

Girls don't magically land on your dick, unless you're rich or Mupepe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 03, 2017, 08:33:35 AM
They do in high school and your early 20's. It was so easy to get laid back then.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 03, 2017, 08:38:52 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 03, 2017, 08:33:35 AM
They do in high school and your early 20's. It was so easy to get laid back then.
Thanks, I've edited my post accordingly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 03, 2017, 09:53:57 AM
lol good luck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2017, 09:56:53 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 03, 2017, 08:02:49 AM
I used to think I had deal breakers. Like smoking. But I thought, what if I meet the hottest girl ever, and she's amazing in every way, except she smokes. In that case it wouldn't be a deal breaker, just a big negative.

Although I do think wanting kids might be a deal breaker. So basically I'm gonna start dating at an age when most women will be thinking about having kids and I've never even kissed yet.

I'm so fucked.
Yep, you are. I had no idea you were 30 already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 03, 2017, 09:56:55 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 03, 2017, 09:29:48 AM
I don't drink alcohol tho. (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/hubie.png)
:neogaf You get her drunk, Dufus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2017, 09:57:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 03, 2017, 09:56:55 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 03, 2017, 09:29:48 AM
I don't drink alcohol tho. (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/hubie.png)
:neogaf You get her drunk, Dufus.
That's called rape.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 03, 2017, 10:12:55 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 03, 2017, 09:29:48 AM
I don't drink alcohol tho. (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/hubie.png)
See if you can find a kava bar where you live. Or just get the powder off the internet.

It's non-alcoholic and it'll make you calm.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 03, 2017, 11:03:13 AM
mupepe is a pussy hound?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 03, 2017, 11:46:57 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2017, 09:57:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 03, 2017, 09:56:55 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 03, 2017, 09:29:48 AM
I don't drink alcohol tho. (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/hubie.png)
:neogaf You get her drunk, Dufus.
That's called rape.
It was a joke :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2017, 11:53:55 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 03, 2017, 08:33:35 AM
They do in high school and your early 20's. It was so easy to get laid back then.
Is that true? It gets harder past that?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on October 03, 2017, 11:54:59 AM
Whiskey dick has some weird as fuck range. Weed is the same way too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2017, 12:42:22 PM
Quote from: toku on October 03, 2017, 11:03:13 AM
mupepe is a pussy hound?

oh my summer child
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 03, 2017, 01:30:25 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2017, 11:53:55 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 03, 2017, 08:33:35 AM
They do in high school and your early 20's. It was so easy to get laid back then.
Is that true? It gets harder past that?

That's just the sweet spot of accessibility, free time, alcohol, poor judgement and hormones.  The only thing holding you back is your dedication and drive.

Doesn't mean you can't recreate that in your future life (by your choice in career and hobbies), but the likelihood isn't too great.

Honestly, it's not something to aspire to. It's an empty pursuit of chasing highs.




Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 03, 2017, 02:51:26 PM
Yeah, I really capitalized on that time period, ultimately left me empty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on October 03, 2017, 03:01:22 PM
How tall is everyone here? I'm 5'10" and have only been with women my height or shorter. I love taller women, I've just never been confident enough to approach them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 03, 2017, 04:22:26 PM
I'm 5'11" and one of goals in life is to score with a girl that's 5'11"+. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 03, 2017, 04:35:56 PM
height ain't nothing but a number
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2017, 05:11:37 PM
I'm 5'7 and in my experince women do care about height a lot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 03, 2017, 05:14:13 PM
I'm 5'8 and generally date shorter women

I've banged taller but usually a bunch of alcohol is involved
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 03, 2017, 06:03:57 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on October 03, 2017, 06:51:01 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2017, 05:11:37 PM
I'm 5'7 and in my experince women do care about height a lot.
What experience. Meeting women in real life isn't like how it is on dating apps/sites.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2017, 06:54:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/P5POoAA.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 03, 2017, 06:55:33 PM
5'7", been with taller chicks. I honestly didn't even realize some chicks seriously cared about height til I got on tinder
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2017, 07:12:48 PM
Quote from: Beezy on October 03, 2017, 06:51:01 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2017, 05:11:37 PM
I'm 5'7 and in my experince women do care about height a lot.
What experience. Meeting women in real life isn't like how it is on dating apps/sites.
Well I wouldn't know, online dating is my exeperince. I have female friends and they talk about how they like taller guys. All of them have or are dating taller dudes. I'm the shortest dude in my friend group and get made fun of for it so yes it does seem like women care about height.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 03, 2017, 07:20:37 PM
Are all your "friends" vicious pieces of shit that just use you as a verbal punching bag?

That's all I ever see whenever you talk about your friends, Rahx. It's concerning.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 03, 2017, 10:37:58 PM
My "fling" is back on tinder again. :noah

I gotta move on. She was nice but I shouldn't be treading back on old ground.

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*swipes right* :brazilcry
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 04, 2017, 12:03:33 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 03, 2017, 07:20:37 PM
Are all your "friends" vicious pieces of shit that just use you as a verbal punching bag?

That's all I ever see whenever you talk about your friends, Rahx. It's concerning.  :doge
No, it's called playful ribbing. Friends do that.

But it's pretty clear that women prefer taller men.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 04, 2017, 12:05:55 AM
Hmm. Okay.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 04, 2017, 12:10:59 AM
I think the solution is heels for guys. Surprised no one's tried making that a thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 04, 2017, 12:26:37 AM
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edit: shit. She just unmatched with me before I said anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 04, 2017, 12:40:48 AM
 :comeon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 04, 2017, 12:43:38 AM
I wasn't going to say that.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 04, 2017, 03:29:21 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 04, 2017, 12:10:59 AM
I think the solution is heels for guys. Surprised no one's tried making that a thing.
http://www.thesleuthjournal.com/fashion-trend-men-skirts-dresses/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 04, 2017, 10:19:31 AM
Quote from: Beezy on October 03, 2017, 03:01:22 PM
How tall is everyone here? I'm 5'10" and have only been with women my height or shorter. I love taller women, I've just never been confident enough to approach them.

I'm 5'9" and have dated from 4'10" up to 6'. Height and weight are things I'm not at all picky about unless they're at the extremes  (i.e. a midget or someone morbidly obese).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 04, 2017, 10:29:22 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 04, 2017, 12:10:59 AM
I think the solution is heels for guys. Surprised no one's tried making that a thing.
For the self-conscious guys, relatively inconspicuous elevator shoes are a thing already.
(http://ummybc37801t5svh193x86sb.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Guidomaggi-Construction.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 04, 2017, 11:48:25 AM
A lot of celebrities wear 2” or greater elevator shoes.  It’s not a big deal if it doesn’t look too egregious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on October 04, 2017, 01:43:46 PM
Quote from: Beezy on October 03, 2017, 03:01:22 PM
How tall is everyone here? I'm 5'10" and have only been with women my height or shorter. I love taller women, I've just never been confident enough to approach them.

Since I restarted the height subject, I guess I should answer. :lol

5'8" here.

My longterm ex was just a half-inch or so shorter than me.

The woman I'm seeing now is about 5'1".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 04, 2017, 02:07:13 PM
lol 5'8.   here I thought you were a manly man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 04, 2017, 02:09:04 PM
Quote from: Rufus on October 04, 2017, 10:29:22 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 04, 2017, 12:10:59 AM
I think the solution is heels for guys. Surprised no one's tried making that a thing.
For the self-conscious guys, relatively inconspicuous elevator shoes are a thing already.
(http://ummybc37801t5svh193x86sb.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Guidomaggi-Construction.jpg)

I'm 5'8 and wear dress boots for a bit of hight
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 04, 2017, 03:56:28 PM
Quote from: Beezy on October 03, 2017, 03:01:22 PM
How tall is everyone here? I'm 5'10" and have only been with women my height or shorter. I love taller women, I've just never been confident enough to approach them.

1m85, because I use proper units.

I think that translates to 6'1"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 04, 2017, 04:07:11 PM
Quote from: Dufus on October 04, 2017, 04:05:06 PM
Quote from: Raist on October 04, 2017, 03:56:28 PM
Quote from: Beezy on October 03, 2017, 03:01:22 PM
How tall is everyone here? I'm 5'10" and have only been with women my height or shorter. I love taller women, I've just never been confident enough to approach them.

1m85, because I use proper units.

I think that translates to 6'1"

who the hell says 1m85

just use centimeters b

185 cm

Us frenchies.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 04, 2017, 05:34:15 PM
I'm not sure this is going to go down well :lol

https://techcrunch.com/2017/10/04/tinder-taps-comedian-whitney-cummings-to-launch-reactions/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 04, 2017, 09:45:16 PM
5'10" here. I've dated two women that were taller than me. One was about an inch, and the other was probably around three inches taller.  I have gotten multiple rejections on OKC from tall women (over 6 ft.) who said I was too short, tho.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 04, 2017, 10:28:20 PM
5'5", fun size  :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 05, 2017, 01:37:16 PM
Would you guys date someone who is a solid 8 but her front teeth are fucked up? Asking for a friend.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 05, 2017, 01:39:40 PM
💯 would. Fucked up how tho?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 05, 2017, 01:42:07 PM
Her central incisors look rotten/diseased.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 05, 2017, 01:56:34 PM
Oh I thought you meant like crooked or something. I mean, she needs that shit fixed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 05, 2017, 02:00:14 PM
Ask if she flosses
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 05, 2017, 02:26:32 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 05, 2017, 01:42:07 PM
Her central incisors look rotten/diseased.  :doge

Oh, thought you meant someone who just didn't get braces, aka like a hell of a lot of people outside the US.

That sounds kinda gross.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on October 05, 2017, 02:58:51 PM
If her teeth are that bad, her breath probably reeks. :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 05, 2017, 03:24:56 PM
If she can’t keep a clean mouth, I bet her vag smells horrendously.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 05, 2017, 03:32:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 05, 2017, 01:42:07 PM
Her central incisors look rotten/diseased.  :doge
Hygine is pretty important to me so no.

If it was just crooked teeth or general didn't get braces issue then whatever. Who gives a shit about that?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 05, 2017, 03:44:16 PM
Tell her to hang on to your number until all of her teeth have rotted out, know what I mean?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 05, 2017, 09:52:52 PM
In other news, I'm meeting up with my ex-fling this coming Tuesday.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 05, 2017, 09:56:23 PM
Oh you, can't wait to hear about it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 05, 2017, 11:22:47 PM
Almost ex-fiancee
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 05, 2017, 11:23:30 PM
I'm off the next couple weekends in case you need a best man at the vegas wedding atra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Momo on October 05, 2017, 11:43:27 PM
Is there a theory or study around why people often grow attracted to people who treat them like shit?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 05, 2017, 11:47:57 PM
childhood trauma, neglect etc?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Momo on October 06, 2017, 12:23:58 AM
Always saw it a bit like that Donald Trump thing were people have a need to be liked and if not they will try harder with said people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 06, 2017, 02:21:58 AM
Quote from: Momo on October 05, 2017, 11:43:27 PM
Is there a theory or study around why people often grow attracted to people who treat them like shit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Momo on October 06, 2017, 02:29:32 AM
I dont really think that applies to relationships you can freely exit or enter :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 06, 2017, 02:48:26 AM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codependency
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dependent_personality_disorder
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 03:10:07 AM
People were so focused on height that people forget that other size.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 03:23:08 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 06, 2017, 03:22:08 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 03:10:07 AM
People were so focused on height that people forget that other size.

https://dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/5e/Jugg_rival_01.mp3
Yeah tell that to most women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 06, 2017, 03:59:58 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 03:23:08 AM
Yeah tell that to most women.
We're the one with the cervix, of course we know. But dick size really does not matter if you know what you're doing with your hands (and your mouth).This isn't just some shit women say, it's the truth. There is nothing nice with getting painfully pounded in the cervix and bleed every time having sex.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on October 06, 2017, 06:57:22 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 03:23:08 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 06, 2017, 03:22:08 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 03:10:07 AM
People were so focused on height that people forget that other size.

https://dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/5e/Jugg_rival_01.mp3
Yeah tell that to most women.

Oh, now you're an expert on most women?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 06, 2017, 07:41:38 AM
Quote from: Momo on October 06, 2017, 02:29:32 AM
I dont really think that applies to relationships you can freely exit or enter :lol

Well not literally, but it's certainly a similar reaction.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 09:38:04 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on October 06, 2017, 04:29:08 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 03:10:07 AM
People were so focused on height that people forget that other size.

Is there a story behind this?
Yes, based on my very limited experince they seem to care about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 09:38:53 AM
Quote from: Boogie on October 06, 2017, 06:57:22 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 03:23:08 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 06, 2017, 03:22:08 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 03:10:07 AM
People were so focused on height that people forget that other size.

https://dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/5e/Jugg_rival_01.mp3
Yeah tell that to most women.
Is Dufus? But I'll be honest I just wanted to know what bore members with more knowledge had to say.

Oh, now you're an expert on most women?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 06, 2017, 01:57:36 PM
I mean, of course it matters. People come in varieties of shapes and sizes, and someone couples mesh better than others. Unless you got a micro situation goin on though, it can probably be compensated for if you don't match super perfectly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 01:58:08 PM
Quote from: Dufus on October 06, 2017, 01:51:28 PM
i may not be an expert on females but it's not hard paying attention to what women say... and they say they don't care much about size :yeshrug

try treating women like regular human beings every once in a while, you might learn something :doge
Well if you were really paying attention you'd realize women are not a monolithic entity and that there are probably plenty that do care about size.

I'm not going to show you a my tinder mistake where the girl said laughed because of the size. Nor do I have the recording where one of my female friends laughed at the bulge of another coworker.

Women do talk about penis size.

You don't get to talk all and high and mighty Dufus when you can't even brush your teeth enough to socialize with people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 06, 2017, 02:14:03 PM
 :lol :lol

I don't doubt that some women care about size but I'd imagine in most cases where it's used against a man it's done so as an extra tool to be spiteful because they know how sensitive men generally are about it.  As in by that point you've already pissed them off

If you've got an average or below average cock but can make her orgasm like a boss I doubt she'll be snickering to any of her friends about your size.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 06, 2017, 03:21:18 PM
Knowing Rahx, he probably said something misogynistic first that pissed her off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 06, 2017, 03:50:15 PM
believe in yourself (and your dick)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 06, 2017, 03:57:51 PM
Maybe men should be more critical of pussy depth 🤔

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 04:58:44 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 06, 2017, 03:21:18 PM
Knowing Rahx, he probably said something misogynistic first that pissed her off.
Not really
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 06, 2017, 06:33:09 PM
Mine is only 7” long and 5” around and despite the smaller size nobody has ever said anything. I think it’s overblown tbh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2017, 06:59:07 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 06, 2017, 03:57:51 PM
Maybe men should be more critical of pussy depth 🤔

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I only mess with puss deep and wet enough to set my thalassophobia off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 06, 2017, 08:45:51 PM
https://twitter.com/zackfox/status/914008710560727040
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2017, 08:52:46 PM
I'm sure Valkyrie is right since she owns the equipment, but even there you have to compensate with being good with your hands and mouth. Four play and yes I've read articles that yes women like stuff beyond pounding away. I'm only average and I also like slightly thick women so I have no idea how that will work or even begin.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on October 06, 2017, 09:34:46 PM
"Four play" :snoop

Just because a woman is thick doesn't mean she requires or only likes big dicks. Everyone is different. Stop assuming shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 06, 2017, 09:56:19 PM
http://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama201.htm

Found the answer you were looking for
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2017, 10:41:58 PM
I finally made a chick become a demon during doggystyle. Feels good man. I thought she was going to have a stroke, she was sweating like the room was 100 degrees, etc.

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 06, 2017, 11:14:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Og0Xujm.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 06, 2017, 11:15:07 PM
Need to get my wife through the first trimester in good condition so I can start eating again  :doge :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on October 06, 2017, 11:23:38 PM
That reminds me I gotta stop fucking without a condom on  :snoop

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 06, 2017, 11:41:40 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on October 06, 2017, 11:23:38 PM
That reminds me I gotta stop fucking without a condom on  :snoop
Just FYI this is a precum baby, no illegal pops in this house.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2017, 12:01:10 AM
Quote from: Beezy on October 06, 2017, 09:34:46 PM
"Four play" :snoop

Just because a woman is thick doesn't mean she requires or only likes big dicks. Everyone is different. Stop assuming shit.
Well I just don't know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 07, 2017, 12:14:05 AM
My experience with curvier women is that they are too sensitive to your size (because of course for me) and thinner women are too critical of your technique because they don't like to move (not my fault!) :'(

I used to think that was just a hint that they love oral but then I've been told I rely on that too much. Then I realized that my problem is that I'm usually a very proud, credit-taking type of person in real life so that translates badly into one-on-one intimate actions and that I needed to just chill and be in the moment more.

Basically yeah you should use the whole toolbox but don't view it like a competition.

Quote from: nudemacusers on October 06, 2017, 11:41:40 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on October 06, 2017, 11:23:38 PM
That reminds me I gotta stop fucking without a condom on  :snoop
Just FYI this is a precum baby, no illegal pops in this house.

Didn't you get your splooge-tubes knotted? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 07, 2017, 12:21:24 AM
Quote from: Beezy on October 06, 2017, 09:34:46 PM
"Four play" :snoop

Just because a woman is thick doesn't mean she requires or only likes big dicks. Everyone is different. Stop assuming shit.

All thick women like five through six play.  Assumed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 07, 2017, 02:41:06 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on October 06, 2017, 06:33:09 PM
Mine is only 7” long and 5” around and despite the smaller size
Quote from: Jack Remington on October 06, 2017, 06:58:56 PM
I'm right around average at 7.5"
What are you two smoking? 7" is well above average.

:mindblown
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: agrajag on October 07, 2017, 02:55:47 AM
Mine goes only slightly bellow my knees, is that normal?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 07, 2017, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 07, 2017, 02:41:06 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on October 06, 2017, 06:33:09 PM
Mine is only 7” long and 5” around and despite the smaller size
Quote from: Jack Remington on October 06, 2017, 06:58:56 PM
I'm right around average at 7.5"
What are you two smoking? 7" is well above average.

:mindblown

Both of them are either bragging, taking the piss, or measuring from their rectum.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 07, 2017, 08:47:23 AM
One of the Golden Rules of the Internet: If someone is talking about how big their dick is without picture proof, they're lying
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 07, 2017, 08:54:08 AM
Quote from: chronovore on October 07, 2017, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 07, 2017, 02:41:06 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on October 06, 2017, 06:33:09 PM
Mine is only 7” long and 5” around and despite the smaller size
Quote from: Jack Remington on October 06, 2017, 06:58:56 PM
I'm right around average at 7.5"
What are you two smoking? 7" is well above average.

:mindblown

Both of them are either bragging, taking the piss, or measuring from their rectum.
I hate measuring from the rectum cause the ruler always goes in. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 07, 2017, 11:24:12 AM
i would talk about mine and post a pic but i don't want to embarrass ppl in this thread

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 07, 2017, 11:29:49 AM
Are you ppl in this thread?

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 07, 2017, 11:41:46 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 07, 2017, 11:29:49 AM
Are you ppl in this thread?

bless up

(https://i.imgur.com/080S1Ts.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2017, 02:58:28 PM
8 inches here. Nice girth. And a downward curve so I hit the walls right.  :doge

End of the day it doesn't matter if you don't know how to use it and can't last. I can last a crazy amount of time, due to years of masturbation. I've cut down on jerking it in recent years, but do it every now and then just to practice control. Bless up.

Being able to eat pussy is more important imo. That's my true calling in life. And also using your fingers well. That's how you're going to make her cum. I think I've given pussy eating tips before already but yea...if you do it right she'll worship you
(https://i.imgur.com/s50yprd.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 07, 2017, 03:07:25 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/44l9Zyh.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 07, 2017, 03:24:51 PM
So are we posting pics now or
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on October 07, 2017, 03:24:59 PM
lets just say my girl worships me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 07, 2017, 03:28:22 PM
I'm scared, I need an adult. Gonna go hide in the meme thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2017, 04:11:28 PM
Gotta start with oral anyway to get her wet enough. I'm not sticking 8 inches in dry brehs, and neither should you.

 :ufup

If you aren't eating pussy for at least 15 minutes straight you lost.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 07, 2017, 04:17:04 PM
nm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 07, 2017, 04:23:24 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2017, 04:11:28 PM
Gotta start with oral anyway to get her wet enough.

Or get the same result without the need for 15mins of oral  :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on October 07, 2017, 07:16:30 PM
Back to reality — I'm 6'1" with a normal-sized dick and a great shoulder to waist ratio but the dry spell continues. I'm going to my cousin's engagement party tonight and hoping there are some women there her age. I might have told this story before, but the last one of her friends found out I was 32 and not 25 like her and flaked out.

(https://admin.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Supernatural-Dean.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 07, 2017, 07:18:07 PM
you're gonna be alright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 07, 2017, 07:25:59 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on October 07, 2017, 07:16:30 PM
Back to reality — I'm 6'1" with a normal-sized dick and a great shoulder to waist ratio but the dry spell continues. I'm going to my cousin's engagement party tonight and hoping there are some women there her age. I might have told this story before, but the last one of her friends found out I was 32 and not 25 like her and flaked out.

(https://admin.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Supernatural-Dean.gif)

Sorry you are old and can't bang your cousin's friend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on October 07, 2017, 07:29:23 PM
I never thought I would be old and not bang my cousin's friend, but here I am. Enjoy not being old and banging your cousin's friend while you can, Bore. Enjoy it while you can.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 07, 2017, 09:02:26 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on October 07, 2017, 07:16:30 PM
Back to reality — I'm 6'1" with a normal-sized dick and a great shoulder to waist ratio but the dry spell continues. I'm going to my cousin's engagement party tonight and hoping there are some women there her age. I might have told this story before, but the last one of her friends found out I was 32 and not 25 like her and flaked out.

(https://admin.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Supernatural-Dean.gif)
Will pray for u bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 07, 2017, 09:17:48 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on October 07, 2017, 07:29:23 PM
I never thought I would be old and not bang my cousin's friend, but here I am. Enjoy not being old and banging your cousin's friend while you can, Bore. Enjoy it while you can.
You're finally 18 now?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 07, 2017, 09:17:54 PM
Samson, you getting your groove back will put us all to shame, I have no doubt -- don't believe in yourself, believe in the me who believes in you!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2017, 09:38:22 PM
Well this has been illuminating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 07, 2017, 10:19:58 PM
So I've leaned dating is holding all the tampons in your pants at a wedding because she doesn't want to carry a purse.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2017, 11:00:43 PM
A lot of chicks in their 20s like older guys. You're in shape and a decent guy, you'll be fine Samson.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 08, 2017, 01:34:13 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on October 06, 2017, 11:41:40 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on October 06, 2017, 11:23:38 PM
That reminds me I gotta stop fucking without a condom on  :snoop
Just FYI this is a precum baby, no illegal pops in this house.

That's a bad omen for the kids future IMO. I hope my conception was at least a good nut.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 08, 2017, 01:37:51 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2017, 11:00:43 PM
A lot of chicks in their 20s like older guys. You're in shape and a decent guy, you'll be fine Samson.

fwiw, the most common range I've seen women in their mid-20s give for dating range of guy's is 25-35. So as long as you're within 35 you're good.

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Just turned 36 :-\
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 08, 2017, 02:15:14 AM
Never once heard anyone I know say they don't like older men. I wouldn't date anyone younger though because I'm 28 and it feels weird thinking of being with someone at 24 or 25, they're still babies. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 08, 2017, 02:27:24 AM
Yeah, but there's a difference between liking older men and liking older men to an age range.
I mean a guy whose a suave older 55 year old man is still quite different than a 35 year old man when you're 30 I would think.

Within a 20 year age range (-10 to +10) it tends to be more about the individual's maturity since everyone mentally matures differently. You can find someone 10 years younger whose more on your vibe, or have a "old soul" and match with someone 10 years older. Since I like videogames which didn't really come into more acceptable mainstream popularity until about 5-10 years after me, I tend to click more with woman younger than me. If I was into like rock climbing or tennis or Aerosmith or something I'd probably click more with people my age.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 08, 2017, 03:26:02 AM
I don't see a problem with having an age range preference. Not keen on the idea of dating someone in their 40s. :doge But at the same time it's kinda weird because my 35 year old ex was one of the most immature people I've met.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 08, 2017, 05:21:47 AM
Yeah, I've met a lot of people in their 30s or even 40s that are really immature, and occasionally someone very mature in their 20s. That's why having a flexible age range is good because you never know until you meet someone what their mental maturity age is. But even then sometimes it's hard to tell until you put the person in a tough situation and see if they can deal with it or if they run away.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 08, 2017, 09:24:56 AM
When in your 30s, being established in your career is a lot more important than a v taper
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 08, 2017, 09:55:42 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on October 08, 2017, 01:34:13 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on October 06, 2017, 11:41:40 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on October 06, 2017, 11:23:38 PM
That reminds me I gotta stop fucking without a condom on  :snoop
Just FYI this is a precum baby, no illegal pops in this house.

That's a bad omen for the kids future IMO. I hope my conception was at least a good nut.
I take it as a sign of my power and virility 💪🏻

Also I turn 34 tomorrow 😥
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 08, 2017, 12:33:28 PM
So, things have been going pretty damn well... she's so much fun to spend time with, very laid back and easygoing, a sweetheart that'll do simple gestures like bringing me cookies from her favorite NYC bakery. Really think I hit it out of the ballpark with her!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on October 08, 2017, 10:32:55 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 08, 2017, 02:15:14 AM
Never once heard anyone I know say they don't like older men. I wouldn't date anyone younger though because I'm 28 and it feels weird thinking of being with someone at 24 or 25, they're still babies. :lol

The woman I'm seeing now is 40, 7 years' my senior.  Being with someone that much younger is definitely something she had to "get past".  She said she considered me to be "still a baby" at first too.  :lol

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 08, 2017, 09:24:56 AM
When in your 30s, being established in your career is a lot more important than a v taper

Having both though...  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 10, 2017, 02:52:19 PM
I'm 32, and the youngest chick I went out with was 26. But that was also when I was 29.

Aside from that and a handful of others, I'd say around 90% of the women I've dated have been older than me. The whole "women in their 20s like older men" stereotype doesn't seem to apply to me.  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Guessed on October 11, 2017, 12:38:15 PM
Quote from: Guessed on September 29, 2017, 12:42:01 PM
The first time I scheduled to hang out with my current girlfriend was on a hike! I asked her and another girl to go because they were in my hometown for the summer.

I'll actually have her engagement ring in my hands on Monday and am thinking of proposing while on a hike.  :doge

Update:  I didn't ask her on a hike, but she said yes!  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 12, 2017, 11:25:13 PM
Got a date with a tall Russian babe on Saturday :rock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 13, 2017, 12:42:08 AM
My gf is 5 years older (33). She does like to remind me every now and then that that was a compromise she had to make. My compromise is I get yelled at every time I take a picture of her that's not perf.

But I think younger people are just boring to be perfectly honest. They tend to be less headstrong/creative, they have less interpersonal skills, and some don't even know what a schwab account is for.

(https://i.imgur.com/rT7bTDa.gif)

Quote from: Bebpo on October 08, 2017, 02:27:24 AM
Yeah, but there's a difference between liking older men and liking older men to an age range.
I mean a guy whose a suave older 55 year old man is still quite different than a 35 year old man when you're 30 I would think.

Within a 20 year age range (-10 to +10) it tends to be more about the individual's maturity since everyone mentally matures differently. You can find someone 10 years younger whose more on your vibe, or have a "old soul" and match with someone 10 years older. Since I like videogames which didn't really come into more acceptable mainstream popularity until about 5-10 years after me, I tend to click more with woman younger than me. If I was into like rock climbing or tennis or Aerosmith or something I'd probably click more with people my age.

Dude you're not Aerosmith old. You're at worst a Weezer-geezer which is just the perfect range.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 13, 2017, 02:54:54 AM
GODDAMN IT

Seems I might have spoken too soon. So I met this chick on OKC, which has all my pictures (albeit from two years ago) so I'm thinking that she likes what she sees and so is willing to go through with meeting up. We start talking on the phone and then everything is going well until she requests more pics from me. I don't think much of it and go ahead and send her one (nothing racy, for the record. Just me in a t-shirt and shorts). Apparently, she didn't seem too pleased and thought I was actually kind of skinny, which she admitted was kind of a turn off.

Granted, she still wants to meet me to see how I look in person, but now I'm feeling all self-conscious and not really confident anymore.  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: agrajag on October 13, 2017, 02:57:29 AM
carb load before the date
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 13, 2017, 04:24:10 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on October 13, 2017, 12:42:08 AM
My gf is 5 years older (33). She does like to remind me every now and then that that was a compromise she had to make. My compromise is I get yelled at every time I take a picture of her that's not perf.

But I think younger people are just boring to be perfectly honest. They tend to be less headstrong/creative, they have less interpersonal skills, and some don't even know what a schwab account is for.

So... did you just imply that you're boring to her? :teehee

Quote from: Oblivion on October 13, 2017, 02:54:54 AM
GODDAMN IT

Seems I might have spoken too soon. So I met this chick on OKC, which has all my pictures (albeit from two years ago) so I'm thinking that she likes what she sees and so is willing to go through with meeting up. We start talking on the phone and then everything is going well until she requests more pics from me. I don't think much of it and go ahead and send her one (nothing racy, for the record. Just me in a t-shirt and shorts). Apparently, she didn't seem too pleased and thought I was actually kind of skinny, which she admitted was kind of a turn off.

Granted, she still wants to meet me to see how I look in person, but now I'm feeling all self-conscious and not really confident anymore.  :'(

That seems superficial as fuck TBH.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 13, 2017, 06:16:03 AM
"Too skinny" doesn't strike me at all as a bizarre thing a woman would say. It's probably more meant in the "not buff enough" though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 13, 2017, 07:51:23 AM
She's testing/fucking with you.

A lot of hot girls will play games with your mind to see if you can handle blows to your self worth/ego.

Not a great character trait for long term but if you're just trying to hit it and quit it then brush her insults off as nothing. If anything try and deflect by coming up with clever counter statements if she trys pulling more of this shit in person. Statements that make you seem better/much more cunning than her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 13, 2017, 09:05:04 AM
If someone play games, you gotta move on. That shit is the dumbest, especially if your age no longer ends in -teen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 13, 2017, 09:25:50 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 13, 2017, 07:51:23 AM
She's testing/fucking with you.

A lot of hot girls will play games with your mind to see if you can handle blows to your self worth/ego.

Not a great character trait for long term but if you're just trying to hit it and quit it then brush her insults off as nothing. If anything try and deflect by coming up with clever counter statements if she trys pulling more of this shit in person. Statements that make you seem better/much more cunning than her.

 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 13, 2017, 09:30:27 AM
Atra went out and read "the game" when we weren't looking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 13, 2017, 10:10:21 AM
I always assume that the girls who like to play games wouldn’t do that if some fuckstud like Tom Hardy (or whoever) was interested in them.  So I’ve always just moved on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 13, 2017, 10:48:56 AM
Indeed, if they're playing games at the start? Why is that anything you want to sign up for?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 13, 2017, 12:20:19 PM
Quote from: Dufus on October 13, 2017, 05:59:30 AM
Oblivion aren't you brown? I'm thinking she first saw some of your pics and thought it was just a tan then found out you're non-white and used 'you're too skinny' as an excuse. Also, don't you lift? :lol Too skinny is a strange thing to say.

Racism, bruh. :doge

I'm Indian, yes, but I'm not brown.  :doge

And yeah, I workout, but I also lost weight in the past year too. So she's not wrong in that I look skinnier than the pics I have on my profile, it's just that I didn't think it was a night and day difference.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: agrajag on October 13, 2017, 12:31:29 PM
Tell her you're on a cut brah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 13, 2017, 12:32:26 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 13, 2017, 10:48:56 AM
Indeed, if they're playing games at the start? Why is that anything you want to sign up for?

For a sec I thought you were talking about vidyas and I was very confused.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: agrajag on October 13, 2017, 01:00:18 PM
Quote from: Dufus on October 13, 2017, 12:56:36 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 13, 2017, 12:20:19 PM
Quote from: Dufus on October 13, 2017, 05:59:30 AM
Oblivion aren't you brown? I'm thinking she first saw some of your pics and thought it was just a tan then found out you're non-white and used 'you're too skinny' as an excuse. Also, don't you lift? :lol Too skinny is a strange thing to say.

Racism, bruh. :doge

I'm Indian, yes, but I'm not brown.  :doge

:thinking

I think he's saying he's rather pale, if I recall seeing his pics in the fitness gaf thread correctly. Not all Indians are dark skinned, you know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 13, 2017, 01:52:08 PM
Quote from: agrajag on October 13, 2017, 01:00:18 PM
Quote from: Dufus on October 13, 2017, 12:56:36 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 13, 2017, 12:20:19 PM
Quote from: Dufus on October 13, 2017, 05:59:30 AM
Oblivion aren't you brown? I'm thinking she first saw some of your pics and thought it was just a tan then found out you're non-white and used 'you're too skinny' as an excuse. Also, don't you lift? :lol Too skinny is a strange thing to say.

Racism, bruh. :doge

I'm Indian, yes, but I'm not brown.  :doge

:thinking

I think he's saying he's rather pale, if I recall seeing his pics in the fitness gaf thread correctly. Not all Indians are dark skinned, you know.

Yes, I'm part of the 10% of White-skinned Indian population.  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 13, 2017, 01:59:50 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 13, 2017, 07:51:23 AM
She's testing/fucking with you.

A lot of hot girls will play games with your mind to see if you can handle blows to your self worth/ego.

 :lol look at this fuckin guy. And how exactly have you dealt with these situations personally, Iceberg Slim?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2017, 02:14:34 PM
Atra has dealt with it by being cool as a fucking cucumber.  He audibly pops his cock out of her mouth like a pacifier, zips up and walks away while she's wet, crying and begging for him to come back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 13, 2017, 03:18:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 13, 2017, 07:51:23 AM
She's testing/fucking with you.

A lot of hot girls will play games with your mind to see if you can handle blows to your self worth/ego.

Not a great character trait for long term but if you're just trying to hit it and quit it then brush her insults off as nothing. If anything try and deflect by coming up with clever counter statements if she trys pulling more of this shit in person. Statements that make you seem better/much more cunning than her.
(https://i.imgur.com/QQN9y8a.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 13, 2017, 06:44:11 PM
You guys think I'm being serious? Ha! :woody

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 13, 2017, 07:50:42 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 13, 2017, 08:27:31 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on October 13, 2017, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 13, 2017, 08:27:31 PM
There's a reason why they say being an attorney ... has the high percent of alcoholics.


I don't know if you meant to put "highest", but.....allow me to introduce you to the world of policing.  :P ... :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 14, 2017, 01:17:43 AM
Quote from: Boogie on October 13, 2017, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 13, 2017, 08:27:31 PM
There's a reason why they say being an attorney ... has the high percent of alcoholics.


I don't know if you meant to put "highest", but.....allow me to introduce you to the world of policing.  :P ... :-\

That's a Canadian thing though, right? Because you have to abide by the rules and overcome tough situations without just shooting everyone and not having any consequences. Not sure if that applies to USA police as well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 14, 2017, 08:54:24 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 14, 2017, 07:17:49 AM


:beli are u saying there's something wrong with being a darker-skinned?

...yes?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 14, 2017, 12:58:38 PM
very problematic page
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 14, 2017, 01:53:07 PM
You guys not familiar with India?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on October 14, 2017, 07:46:28 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 14, 2017, 01:17:43 AM
Quote from: Boogie on October 13, 2017, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 13, 2017, 08:27:31 PM
There's a reason why they say being an attorney ... has the high percent of alcoholics.


I don't know if you meant to put "highest", but.....allow me to introduce you to the world of policing.  :P ... :-\

That's a Canadian thing though, right? Because you have to abide by the rules and overcome tough situations without just shooting everyone and not having any consequences. Not sure if that applies to USA police as well.

I'm just gonna chalk this post up to "feeling down and overworked" too, because it was dumb, Bebps.  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 14, 2017, 11:22:57 PM
Quote from: Boogie on October 14, 2017, 07:46:28 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 14, 2017, 01:17:43 AM
Quote from: Boogie on October 13, 2017, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 13, 2017, 08:27:31 PM
There's a reason why they say being an attorney ... has the high percent of alcoholics.


I don't know if you meant to put "highest", but.....allow me to introduce you to the world of policing.  :P ... :-\

That's a Canadian thing though, right? Because you have to abide by the rules and overcome tough situations without just shooting everyone and not having any consequences. Not sure if that applies to USA police as well.

I'm just gonna chalk this post up to "feeling down and overworked" too, because it was dumb, Bebps.  ::)

Fair enough, that was kinda snappy and this isn't the thread to air grievances about the police treatment of minorities in the us. I'll save that discussion for other threads.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 15, 2017, 12:53:24 AM
Okay, back from the date. It was...mixed.


So we meet up and fortunately, she seems pleased with how I look in person, pointing out that the pictures I sent her gave an unfair impression. We take a walk around the neighborhood for about an hour, holding hands, with seemingly everything going well.

...until near the end where she told me that she doesn't kiss on a first date and that she takes things really slow.

To be clear, I don't personally mind taking things slow. The problem is that, at least in my experiences, when women say that (especially if they don't want to kiss on a first date), those relationships never work out well. Probably more troubling is that she also said that she needs some time to process how to continue this, and openly stated she's a "complex" person. I forgot to mention, but she's a recent divorcee, so maybe that has something to do with it?

She seems pretty weird, so I'm thinking of moving on. Which is a shame, cause it turns out she has great juggs.  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 15, 2017, 01:09:35 AM
...and she just texted me saying she doesn't think this is gonna work out.

Welp, that's that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 15, 2017, 01:24:09 AM
Shame about the lost juggs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 15, 2017, 09:23:35 AM
I had unprotected anal sex with my girlfriend last night.

It was an awesome idea at the time but I'm waiting for the inevitable UTI.

Also I've been seeing her for almost five months now, which is the longest relationship I've had in a long time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on October 15, 2017, 09:35:56 AM
Spray that ass with some 0.16% chlorhexidine next time.  :lol

I should probably do a clinical study if dipping your dick into antiseptics makes any difference in anal sex UTI...  :o
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 15, 2017, 12:03:34 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 15, 2017, 09:23:35 AM
I had unprotected anal sex with my girlfriend last night.

It was an awesome idea at the time but I'm waiting for the inevitable UTI.

Also I've been seeing her for almost five months now, which is the longest relationship I've had in a long time.

im liking for the 5 month thing, not the unprotected anal sex thing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 15, 2017, 12:39:31 PM
I liked for the butt sex
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2017, 09:55:29 AM
I've done a variety of risky things without a condom that were downright distinguished mentally-challenged in hindsight, but I wouldn't do unprotected anal with anyone.

I actually smashed my ladyfriend yesterday while she was spotting (due to birth control). Be blessed on this mid October day, my friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 16, 2017, 11:21:19 AM
Sex while full on bleeding sounds extremely painful and messy, nothing could make me wanna try it. But I had sex before while spotting since I kinda had no choice (LDR + badly timed birth control spotting). It's not a big deal, just embarrassing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2017, 11:50:42 AM
It wasn't too messy yesterday. She was kind of self conscious about it initially but when she realized I didn't really care about a bit of blood here or there, she was fine. Plus it wasn't nearly as much blood as when she was on her period awhile ago and we fucked.

I'd avoid fingering too much though, because you're gonna get blood on your hands and likely have to delay things to head to the sink and wash them off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 16, 2017, 01:32:28 PM
Be grossed out about that one out of four bodily fluids you're otherwise regularly exchanging without a second thought brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 16, 2017, 02:59:01 PM
There's a major difference between being grossed out by something and finding something unattractive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on October 16, 2017, 08:29:21 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 14, 2017, 08:54:24 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 14, 2017, 07:17:49 AM


:beli are u saying there's something wrong with being a darker-skinned?

...yes?  :doge
It seems that this post wasn't a joke. Please explain.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 17, 2017, 01:20:08 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 15, 2017, 08:38:57 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 15, 2017, 12:53:24 AM
She seems pretty weird, so I'm thinking of moving on. Which is a shame, cause it turns out she has great juggs.  :'(

Didn't you say earlier you became less shallow? :gurl You almost started seeing a flagrant racist simply because of her 'great juggs'

https://youtu.be/RszOkTkxixk?t=53

Quote from: Beezy on October 16, 2017, 08:29:21 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 14, 2017, 08:54:24 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 14, 2017, 07:17:49 AM


:beli are u saying there's something wrong with being a darker-skinned?

...yes?  :doge
It seems that this post wasn't a joke. Please explain.

I thought the :doge was enough to signify it was a joke?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on October 17, 2017, 01:34:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_4nupAxvNw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on October 17, 2017, 08:50:03 AM
Dont be menace clips!

Atra meets someone on Tinder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2dlNGDAvzk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on October 17, 2017, 09:34:38 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 17, 2017, 01:20:08 AM
Quote from: Beezy on October 16, 2017, 08:29:21 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 14, 2017, 08:54:24 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 14, 2017, 07:17:49 AM


:beli are u saying there's something wrong with being a darker-skinned?

...yes?  :doge
It seems that this post wasn't a joke. Please explain.

I thought the :doge was enough to signify it was a joke?
Alright. The posts directly after yours made me think that it wasn't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 18, 2017, 08:31:04 AM
So my mom met my girlfriend - she said she was nice but too young for me (she's 27 I'm 35), and she's worried we're rushing into things a bit. I don't think she'll ever be in 100% approval of who I date, though I hate to say she was right about the last few girls I dated.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 18, 2017, 02:04:57 PM
If that's the only "flaw" she could find you'll be alright.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 18, 2017, 02:23:20 PM
Old man with the hot young girlfriend.  ohhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 22, 2017, 05:06:38 PM
Bless all the way up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 25, 2017, 12:05:03 AM
If a girl is telling you about her bj skills. Thats good right?......
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: studyguy on October 25, 2017, 12:58:32 AM
I'm gonna end up putting a ring on it this next year fam.
10 years is enough time, gotta face the facts and admit I been married for a minute w/o the formalities  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 26, 2017, 12:21:52 AM
So an update for me.

I added that recent picture of me. The one where I do have somewhat of a smile as recommended by Atra as something you need. And yes I did match with a lot more girls. Some of them even actually attractive by my (I'll say) "picky" standards.

I messaged a couple avoiding any self deprecating humor and just trying to go off what their profile said and have for the past few days been talking to two girls. I did get them off Tinder so now its by a combination of Snap and actual text.

For the first girl, at first I was kind of just talking to her for the sake of it. She sufferd from "same face" syndrome that I see a lot of girls have on these things. She also really enjoys her memes which was kind of annoying. I think I've started to understand her humor a bit there and realize I can also be sarcastic and not self serious. We've moved past the boring "do you like this thing" and she makes a lot of the jokes which is actually refreshing and not boring. She has casually drooped more risque lines about wanting to make out and whatnot. Also calling me bae and boo. Like she mentioned that she has good ratings for her bjs which I think is just her flirting and being funny. My philosophy right now is to just go into things with no expectations and try to keep up. She said she was open to meeting up last weekend, but I guess there was a miss-communication so we didn't. Monday was the next time, but I was too busy and now she is busy for a bit so I don't know. She said she is still very interested and wants to though so thats good. she seems amusing, but I could see her getting bored of me before I'm able to meet her face to face. Right now she does in fact instigate conversations so thats good. I get an ok vibe. She also sent some cleavage snaps so..

The other girl likes the Simpsons and in general we have a pretty similar childhood from talking to her. She seems very nice and is very responsive when we talk, but I usually have to start the conversation. Also she seems very nice which is kind of boring to me honestly. I probably need to meet her in person to get a real vibe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 26, 2017, 12:40:58 AM
That sounds really positive, Rahx, happy to hear it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2017, 03:53:21 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 26, 2017, 12:21:52 AM
So an update for me.

I added that recent picture of me. The one where I do have somewhat of a smile as recommended by Atra as something you need. And yes I did match with a lot more girls. Some of them even actually attractive by my (I'll say) "picky" standards.

I messaged a couple avoiding any self deprecating humor and just trying to go off what their profile said and have for the past few days been talking to two girls. I did get them off Tinder so now its by a combination of Snap and actual text.

For the first girl, at first I was kind of just talking to her for the sake of it. She sufferd from "same face" syndrome that I see a lot of girls have on these things. She also really enjoys her memes which was kind of annoying. I think I've started to understand her humor a bit there and realize I can also be sarcastic and not self serious. We've moved past the boring "do you like this thing" and she makes a lot of the jokes which is actually refreshing and not boring. She has casually drooped more risque lines about wanting to make out and whatnot. Also calling me bae and boo. Like she mentioned that she has good ratings for her bjs which I think is just her flirting and being funny. My philosophy right now is to just go into things with no expectations and try to keep up. She said she was open to meeting up last weekend, but I guess there was a miss-communication so we didn't. Monday was the next time, but I was too busy and now she is busy for a bit so I don't know. She said she is still very interested and wants to though so thats good. she seems amusing, but I could see her getting bored of me before I'm able to meet her face to face. Right now she does in fact instigate conversations so thats good. I get an ok vibe. She also sent some cleavage snaps so..

The other girl likes the Simpsons and in general we have a pretty similar childhood from talking to her. She seems very nice and is very responsive when we talk, but I usually have to start the conversation. Also she seems very nice which is kind of boring to me honestly. I probably need to meet her in person to get a real vibe.

Who the fuck are you and where did you hide Rahx's body.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on October 26, 2017, 01:00:47 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 26, 2017, 12:21:52 AM
Also she seems very nice which is kind of boring to me honestly.

You know how I know you haven't experienced too many dumpster fire relationships yet  :P

Stability *is* boring. But chaos gets old after a while.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 26, 2017, 01:47:15 PM
Quote from: Exodust on October 26, 2017, 01:37:44 PM
Yep, I need me a boring bitch just to cuddle and watch Grey's Anatomy with. For now I'll hit up miss I cum from anal(:mouf) and get my demons running till I find my very own plain princess.

she could be both
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: studyguy on October 26, 2017, 02:23:13 PM
Listen, I'll take a stable degenerate in the bedroom over some of my exes.
If your idea of an interesting relationship is wondering if or why you're still in one half the time or some other shit then idk fam.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2017, 03:34:45 PM
Quote from: toku on October 26, 2017, 01:47:15 PM
Quote from: Exodust on October 26, 2017, 01:37:44 PM
Yep, I need me a boring bitch just to cuddle and watch Grey's Anatomy with. For now I'll hit up miss I cum from anal(:mouf) and get my demons running till I find my very own plain princess.

she could be both

Sure. I mean, blue lobsters do exist, too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 26, 2017, 03:47:37 PM
you don't think women who enjoy a night on the couch binge watching the bachelor AND anal sex exist?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2017, 04:05:11 PM
I said blue lobsters exist :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Aeptia on October 26, 2017, 04:21:25 PM
Quote from: Exodust on December 27, 2016, 02:21:48 PM
I'm making this post to remind myself that by this time next year I'll find myself in a good and stable, meaningful relationship. On 12/27/2017 this post will be quoted for either a W on achieving my goal or a massive L.

Just wanted to add a subplot nobody cares about to this season.

Are you approaching a W or an L at the end of October?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 26, 2017, 04:27:27 PM
They exist because they do
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Aeptia on October 26, 2017, 04:33:20 PM
Quote from: Exodust on October 26, 2017, 04:29:46 PM
An L unless I decide to make a ho a housewife, which is it's own L :yeshrug

You can't wife a ho. Number one rule bro.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2017, 04:34:53 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 26, 2017, 04:27:27 PM
They exist because they do

Yes. 1/1,000,000 or whatever the number is.

Why did you guys have to ruin my joke :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on October 26, 2017, 04:39:13 PM
The Bore: Because how are we supposed to feel better about ourselves
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2017, 04:40:01 PM
(https://abload.de/img/screw_you_guys_im_goiexkwi.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 26, 2017, 04:48:11 PM
Please understand

spoiler (click to show/hide)
just where does this animosity come from?
spoiler (click to show/hide)
running this angle into the ground since you’re the only one who got it
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2017, 04:55:41 PM
Quote from: Exodust on October 26, 2017, 04:29:46 PM
An L unless I decide to make a ho a housewife, which is it's own L :yeshrug

You're young and surrounded by sexually repressed women rejecting the shackles of religion and embracing long dick Arab bois such as yourself. Keep diving into pussy and save a relationship for the future. You're planning on leaving anyway, so why start something serious and then have to end it when you bounce.
:yeshrug

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2017, 05:00:47 PM
I expect comedic elements from the other side stories of this show, but I expect and demand nothing less than a dark thriller from your story my nicca. No laughs in the Exodust Cinematic Universe
(https://i.giphy.com/media/D5Ag2k5CwYrF6/giphy.webp)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on October 26, 2017, 05:23:06 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 26, 2017, 12:21:52 AM
She also really enjoys her memes which was kind of annoying.

Fresh memes or like week old memes ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 26, 2017, 06:53:19 PM
One of those people I met in that "wrestling match" just started texting me asking like "So what are you guys doing the next few weeks?" :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 26, 2017, 07:15:16 PM
Booked a flight home for early November for a week and the gf is coming with.. man i haven't introduced someone to my family in years

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 26, 2017, 07:35:21 PM
everyone blessing up

(https://i.imgur.com/XHqyQt1.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on October 28, 2017, 01:05:25 PM
whilst last night a girl wanted to join me smoking weed at end of the night and i said no because i was pretty smashed, she walked away confused and i got home and wanted to kill myself when it sunk in what i had done.


congrats tho. :D
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2017, 11:07:01 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on October 28, 2017, 01:05:25 PM
whilst last night a girl wanted to join me smoking weed at end of the night and i said no because i was pretty smashed, she walked away confused and i got home and wanted to kill myself when it sunk in what i had done.


congrats tho. :D

Every dude has that George up for coffee moment
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 28, 2017, 11:10:41 PM
You should always share weed, tbqh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2017, 11:46:09 PM
Walked put of the liquor store smelling of straight pussy. Clerk looked at me sideways and that musty aroma swirled around me when someone opened the door to the outside.

Before that I was laying in her bed for 45 mins like

(https://i.imgur.com/BvucOR5.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on October 29, 2017, 12:02:09 AM
It was more like I had no idea who this girl was, and she never asked to smoke she just asked to join me. I was in my own wee world, and I probably came off more cunty than what my intentions were I was like "nah its alright, head home im about to go too". As she was walking off I heard her say to her mate "you want me to head home...." and even then it never fucking clicked, but I guess the moment for drunken sex had already gone by that point anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 29, 2017, 12:52:42 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 26, 2017, 06:53:19 PM
One of those people I met in that "wrestling match" just started texting me asking like "So what are you guys doing the next few weeks?" :doge
The best part about this is playing coy about whole thing. If you have a proposition, we'll listen but we're not about chasing that life.
So these guys keep dropping hints and we keep being oblivious.

Texts have gone like this so far:
"Hey so what are you guys doing the next few weeks?"
"Oh you know, stuff. It's almost holiday season."
"Cool. Cool. Any party plans?"
"Oh of course! It's halloween. So the kids have tons of school parties and other parties we get to go to. Lots of candy!"

Then today I get this:
"So Jen (the dude's wife) was saying she wants to play."
"Can't blame her. I mean Mario Odyssey is out and man, we're all about playing that."

So far no reply. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on October 29, 2017, 10:37:24 AM
After reading this thread, I've decided that I want to eat her ass. Do I just lick the outside or are you supposed to dig deeper? Please help.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 29, 2017, 11:12:39 AM
Ask her first.

If she says yes, just eat it like [redacted because I dunno what I'm talking about]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 29, 2017, 11:35:52 AM
Quote from: samir on October 29, 2017, 10:37:24 AM
After reading this thread, I've decided that I want to eat her ass. Do I just lick the outside or are you supposed to dig deeper? Please help.

Asking is good avice but if I were to spontaneously do it in throws of passion id just rim. Actually digging could be too  freaky for her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 29, 2017, 11:46:08 AM
Tease the rim, don’t go diggin for treasure
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 29, 2017, 12:32:32 PM
If you go digging for gold in that area, you'll find it. Stay around the rim.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 29, 2017, 12:34:57 PM
If she farts in your mouth just suck out the rest and make a wish
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 29, 2017, 12:53:04 PM
 :holeup

:kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on October 29, 2017, 01:44:56 PM
I went drilling. Tasted like shit.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 29, 2017, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: samir on October 29, 2017, 01:44:56 PM
I went drilling. Tasted like shit.  :-\

Mess with the bull you'll get the horns
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 29, 2017, 02:01:42 PM
Stop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on October 30, 2017, 01:07:02 AM
I once fingered my gf's ass in uni when i was young and winced in terror when i found a lurking moab - think thats put me off for life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2017, 01:52:23 PM
The best is when she's not expecting her ass to get eaten and squeals with excitement/surprise. It's literally like "squeeee"
:noah

Kiss her neck/shoulders. Wet your fingers and start massaging her other shoulder, and slowly/quietly descend down and eat her ass. Multiple sensations at same time, it'll blow her mind.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2017, 02:28:13 PM
this is page 69 btw :hitler

another easy way to sneak ass eating in...when you're doing 69. Especially if she's kinda short.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2017, 02:34:21 PM
 :trigger
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 30, 2017, 02:41:05 PM
Advocate non-consensual butteating, brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on October 30, 2017, 02:43:40 PM
I was just kidding brehs. I'm a seasoned ass eater.

I like to rim her butthole while fingering her pussy. Mmmmmmm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2017, 02:53:39 PM
Quote from: samir on October 30, 2017, 02:43:40 PM
I was just kidding brehs. I'm a seasoned ass eater.

I like to rim her butthole while fingering her pussy. Mmmmmmm
(http://media1.tenor.com/images/b2346174cf3b6354f4c94caac584b2ed/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on October 30, 2017, 02:57:16 PM
Ass eating expert here. AMA

On another topic, has anyone tried the We-vibe? I'm afraid I'm too big for it to work.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 31, 2017, 04:18:00 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 29, 2017, 12:52:42 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 26, 2017, 06:53:19 PM
One of those people I met in that "wrestling match" just started texting me asking like "So what are you guys doing the next few weeks?" :doge
The best part about this is playing coy about whole thing. If you have a proposition, we'll listen but we're not about chasing that life.
So these guys keep dropping hints and we keep being oblivious.

Texts have gone like this so far:
"Hey so what are you guys doing the next few weeks?"
"Oh you know, stuff. It's almost holiday season."
"Cool. Cool. Any party plans?"
"Oh of course! It's halloween. So the kids have tons of school parties and other parties we get to go to. Lots of candy!"

Then today I get this:
"So Jen (the dude's wife) was saying she wants to play."
"Can't blame her. I mean Mario Odyssey is out and man, we're all about playing that."

So far no reply. :doge

There's "oblivious" and then there's "obviously oblivious," which can't be said five times, quickly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 31, 2017, 04:34:46 AM
Quote from: samir on October 30, 2017, 02:57:16 PM
On another topic, has anyone tried the We-vibe? I'm afraid I'm too big for it to work.  :doge
This post is embarrassing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on October 31, 2017, 11:17:53 PM
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/27/opinion/online-dating-disability.html

Dropping this in here just because. Probably will be deleted like my last one on this subject (I can't seem to find the post despite it being in my post history apparently? :doge ) but this is a valid topic in terms of relationships. Especially with Atra (at least last I checked) worrying about things: You don't have it as hard as some folks, I assure you. *point at article*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on November 01, 2017, 10:29:05 AM
The board is fucky right now. One of my posts got wiped clean as well. It was just a link to a Youtube video. I've also seen someone's post appear empty, but upon quoting, the content suddenly shows up.

Database hiccups?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on November 01, 2017, 11:07:52 AM
Solar flares.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 01, 2017, 01:24:08 PM
(https://abload.de/img/ancient-aliens-1_0tpskb.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 02, 2017, 12:41:01 PM
disregard females
acquire (crypto) currency

:doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 02, 2017, 12:53:48 PM
I like the new direction, show needed some levity.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 02, 2017, 01:52:34 PM
I am disappointed in the catscatscats arc of impending doom that hasn't delivered
Nor has the arc with that Rahx character trying out swinging for the other team. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 02, 2017, 02:02:02 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 02, 2017, 01:52:34 PM
I am disappointed in the catscatscats arc of impending doom that hasn't delivered
Nor has the arc with that Rahx character trying out swinging for the other team. :doge

rahx had his sopranos peyote moment though so salvaged
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 02, 2017, 02:53:39 PM
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/31/arts/television/maria-bamford-lady-dynamite.html

i believe in all of you bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 02, 2017, 03:09:27 PM
Haven’t felt like sharing deets with all the questionable new members, tbh.

Don’t think there’ll be any doom tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 02, 2017, 05:39:45 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 02, 2017, 03:09:27 PM
Haven’t felt like sharing deets with all the questionable new members, tbh.

Don’t think there’ll be any doom tho
Just wait. :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 02, 2017, 08:07:18 PM
You don’t even know, man, you don’t even know
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on November 03, 2017, 01:24:30 AM
All y’all are questionable, especially this Samir dude who thinks his b-hole is too blown out to hold a We-vibe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 03, 2017, 01:53:26 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 02, 2017, 08:07:18 PM
You don’t even know, man, you don’t even know
Well I would if you'd share the deets :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 05, 2017, 12:01:22 AM
Quote from: Rufus on November 01, 2017, 10:29:05 AM
The board is fucky right now. One of my posts got wiped clean as well. It was just a link to a Youtube video. I've also seen someone's post appear empty, but upon quoting, the content suddenly shows up.

Database hiccups?

Nope. Quoting my post seemed to have nothing.

Anyway, I've been thinking about that article I posted in here lately. Not sure if I should do the whole "haha, yeah but really..." thing or not given everytime someone gets the face to face, they're like "oh you're ACTUALLY serious about it." Kinda pisses me off.

Also cats: PM me. the deets. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 05, 2017, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 31, 2017, 04:56:16 AM
Quote from: Exodust on October 28, 2017, 07:32:42 AM
Got blessings all over this dick, last night was great.

Never thought I'd see someone with a sonic avatar get laid.
I just had sex :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 05, 2017, 01:09:51 AM
Lord help me, just switched back to dayshift in work after a year, my ex works on this shift. Last we spoke was 5 months ago because I told her it would be best if we never spoke again, because why we broke up was BS, and I keep getting reminded about how i feel for her everytime we speak and shes with someone else now.

Then I walked past her yesterday, and asked how she was and we ended up chatting for 40 mins. And thus we start the cycle all over again. I swear everytime we stop talking mid convo, that stare I feel like the both of us just want to stop everything and start making out. I hate this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 05, 2017, 07:49:33 AM
Quote from: hungrynoob on November 05, 2017, 01:09:51 AM
Lord help me, just switched back to dayshift in work after a year, my ex works on this shift. Last we spoke was 5 months ago because I told her it would be best if we never spoke again, because why we broke up was BS, and I keep getting reminded about how i feel for her everytime we speak and shes with someone else now.

Then I walked past her yesterday, and asked how she was and we ended up chatting for 40 mins. And thus we start the cycle all over again. I swear everytime we stop talking mid convo, that stare I feel like the both of us just want to stop everything and start making out. I hate this.
You're in a codependent relationship. You can decide to break the pattern, or not. She could, too; but you can't control that. Only yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2017, 11:38:21 AM
Unless she's cool with being FWB with no feelings (lol) don't do it man. You've seen the end of the movie already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 05, 2017, 03:14:24 PM
Quote from: Dufus on November 05, 2017, 11:39:36 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 05, 2017, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 31, 2017, 04:56:16 AM
Quote from: Exodust on October 28, 2017, 07:32:42 AM
Got blessings all over this dick, last night was great.

Never thought I'd see someone with a sonic avatar get laid.
I just had sex :uguu

hey you know what that was great

ftfy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 07, 2017, 11:33:48 PM
Ok well I'm finally back to my old self. Attempting to talk to women is extremely disappointing and soul crushing. I shall avoid it as much as possible. I hate women and at least I can own up to that now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 07, 2017, 11:54:48 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 07, 2017, 11:33:48 PM
Ok well I'm finally back to my old self. Attempting to talk to women is extremely disappointing and soul crushing. I shall avoid it as much as possible. I hate women and at least I can own up to that now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NETGo3Ul0zo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 08, 2017, 12:20:14 AM
Well I see the appeal of drugs now. They certainly make you less miserable. It was nice to be happy for once. Too bad it's a lie and reality comes back. I spend too much money on nerd stuff to get a drug habit, but I guess if I just got the push then I would say to hell to that stuff.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 08, 2017, 12:42:44 AM
Mods please change his name to RastaRahx
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 08, 2017, 09:15:00 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 07, 2017, 11:33:48 PM
Ok well I'm finally back to my old self. Attempting to talk to women is extremely disappointing and soul crushing. I shall avoid it as much as possible. I hate women and at least I can own up to that now.

Things were going well. You've had progress, and then a setback. You're not your old self: no man can set foot in the same river twice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 08, 2017, 12:54:28 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 07, 2017, 11:33:48 PM
Ok well I'm finally back to my old self. Attempting to talk to women is extremely disappointing and soul crushing. I shall avoid it as much as possible. I hate women and at least I can own up to that now.
Your problem is that you're the wrong kind of selfish when it comes to talking to women.
You think "talking to this woman will net me possible fling or relationship"
What you need to be thinking is "talking to this woman is giving me talking points and experience that will lead to a fling or a relationship with someone down the road. If it just so happens to be with her, then great. If not, I've learned something."

The trick is
spoiler (click to show/hide)
to understand that women are people
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 08, 2017, 01:01:24 PM
that seems pretty ridiculous imo. don't believe him, rahx
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2017, 05:14:38 PM
Quote from: nachobro on November 08, 2017, 01:01:24 PM
that seems pretty ridiculous imo. don't believe him, rahx
yea. def a Lost-tier shark jumping moment for this season.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 09, 2017, 01:18:38 AM
Got broken up with for the first time.

This... kinda sucks? A lot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 09, 2017, 01:31:21 AM
It really does, sorry, Tasty :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 03:38:04 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 08, 2017, 12:54:28 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 07, 2017, 11:33:48 PM
Ok well I'm finally back to my old self. Attempting to talk to women is extremely disappointing and soul crushing. I shall avoid it as much as possible. I hate women and at least I can own up to that now.
Your problem is that you're the wrong kind of selfish when it comes to talking to women.
You think "talking to this woman will net me possible fling or relationship"
What you need to be thinking is "talking to this woman is giving me talking points and experience that will lead to a fling or a relationship with someone down the road. If it just so happens to be with her, then great. If not, I've learned something."

The trick is
spoiler (click to show/hide)
to understand that women are people
[close]
You are probably right, but I just have too much hate for women at this point and it's probably better if I just avoid any women for a long time if not the rest of my life. I haven't had a good experience with women pretty much ever. It is always frustrating and than disappointing. 

You're right that I probably go into most interactions looking for something, but that's because I'm desperate which isn't good, but I don't know how I am not supposed to be. Then when nothing happens I just get disappointed and confirm most of my negatives.

I deleted all my tinder and online dating stuff, attempting to talk with women on there sucks. It is pretty much a puzzle to figure out what to even say. I was watching my female friend and her tinder activity. I guess since she is somewhat attractive she got so many matches and well most of these guys where exteremley attractive, so I don't know how someone like me is supposed to compete with those, but also the tones of responsive were all over. Aggressive, nice, humorous, self depicting, and so on and she would take each one differently depending on little things. How as a dude am I ever supposed to know what to say?

I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to learn other than I guess I'm not good at this stuff.

So I've started reading about this Men Going Their Own Way thing and while I don't like the obvious MRA stuff it's not like the appeal of focusing on yourself and not even attempting dating is appealing. I feel like I could be so happy if I just found something that would replace any interest in women because that is too hard for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 09, 2017, 04:01:41 PM
That sucks Tasty, sorry mang
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: desert punk on November 09, 2017, 04:16:07 PM
To stop dating for a while and to start focusing on bettering yourself is generally not bad advice. But fuck the rest of this MRA bullshit.

And don't just do it solely because you think it makes you more attractive to the ladies. Do it because it'll help you become a more happy and well-adjusted guy. Try to find some new hobbies to pursue, go out with your friends, keep popping pills (in moderation of course) and dance with chicks - but do this because it's fun, not because you think it's going to get you laid.

If you stop obsessing over dating and women so much and start taking shit less serious, you'll get more confident in the process - and women may start to notice you on their own.

Shit ain't easy and I kinda doubt I'm the right person to give you advice in these things. But I do try to be a better and more well-adjusted person, without overly obsessing over the immediate gains. It's a long game but maybe someday I'm gonna reap the benefits from it...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 04:34:49 PM
I'm going to keep popping pills for sure. Its the only time I've been happy. I'm going to do it because it makes me feel good, not because of women. I don't care about being laid, because it would probably be bad on my part anyway. I can just pay for bjs or jerk off and be good.

But anyway the advice is usually "oh eventually" which doesn't really help. I'm not excited about being 35 and finally getting the experience of a normal 20 year old.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 09, 2017, 04:57:20 PM
What pills u poppin?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 05:04:25 PM
I guess whatever I can get my hands on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 09, 2017, 05:10:40 PM
damn just smoke weed homie
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 05:19:47 PM
Weed is nowhere as fun and mind altering.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on November 09, 2017, 05:28:05 PM
Dropping tinder and online dating is a good move. That shit is a fools game for most guys. The numbers just aren’t in your favor. Back in like the earls 2000’s when online dating was considered lame, it was actually a pretty good way to get laid/meet someone, because nobody did that shit and most of those that did were incredibly socially awkward so if you were somewhat normal you had a shot.

Just about any woman now gets so many hits and most guys are getting so few that’s it’s a literal feast or famine between the sexes.

You’re much better off meeting some chicks through like just about anything else.

Sitting on your couch popping pills probably ain’t going to help much tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 05:44:45 PM
I thought online would be easier because my problem wasn't that I wasn't willing but knowing who and when to talk to. Much easier to talk someone when you've matched and they at least think you're ok looking. That part is out of the way. But I find it boring, never liked most of my matches, and then when you get past tinder most of these girls lose their interest anyway. Since you can easily just ghost people no problem, they just do that.

And yes I've seen my female friends tinders and they have so many options, from dudes I would say are really good looking and probably have no problem picking up chicks at a bar. There's really no way someone like me who can compete. It's also impossible to know what kind of approach you should go with. It almost feels like some girls want a balance between being nice and being lewd.

But outside of that I guess you either meet women through school, work, or whatever and that is just not going to happen for me. I'm not a very open person and I have to be comfortable with people and well I've gone what almost a decade not meeting anyone? Then after meeting with them I guess you have to frustratingly "talk" and hope that you don't get you hopes up. In my case I'll probably scare women off with my inexperience.

At that point I rather just avoid that. They really should just make a drug that kills off any interest in sex or whatnot, but I guess that sounds stupid. Yet that would be a wonderful thing to just not deal with that crap and being angry over it.

But in the meantime I'm for sure going to do as many drugs as possible. I've never felt so relaxed and ok in my life. I thought I could emulate that after it had waned and thats really impossible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 09, 2017, 06:00:11 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 05:19:47 PM
Weed is nowhere as fun and mind altering.
you need better weed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 06:02:35 PM
Then you've got to sit there and smoke it. Much easier and clean to just quickly pop something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 09, 2017, 06:07:39 PM
Still curious what exactly it is that you’re popping that’s supposedly more fun and mind altering than weed, tbh

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 09, 2017, 06:15:15 PM
WOO!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 09, 2017, 06:26:58 PM
It's been about three years since Rahxephon91 started whining about his issues in this thread and he hasn't even moved beyond square one yet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 06:41:24 PM
Pssh this thread only started in 2016.

And I've moved. Backwards, to the side, and then back to square one.

But if I had a high paying job like you where I can just buy high end escorts I would'nt complain. What do you do again?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 09, 2017, 06:57:32 PM
:lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: etiolate on November 09, 2017, 06:58:36 PM
 :gladbron
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 09, 2017, 07:01:11 PM
etiolate, were you really dating that clouds person or whoever way back in the day?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 09, 2017, 07:02:26 PM
CrystalGemini not cloudwalking iirc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on November 09, 2017, 08:27:46 PM
Who is crystalgemini and is she hot?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 09, 2017, 08:28:53 PM
Rahx claws fucking out lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 09, 2017, 08:35:46 PM
Conflating mdma and weed like they have remotely similar effects.... :confused  for someone who clearly already has crushing anxiety, weed doesn't magically make you less anxious, fuckin stoners are like homeopathy ideologues sometimes. also what do you mean you'll just pop whatever?!? JFC. Anyway, I fully support taking e for fun party times once a month or two, but too regularly and the effects will substantially decrease. when you buy your shit on Dream Market or whatever, get a testing kit as well to make sure you're actually taking mdma not just methadrone and ritalin or some other shite.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 09, 2017, 09:06:11 PM
nah take a risk

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 09:11:10 PM
I don't think I have anxiety actually. I'm not all that worried at least to the point that it effects my daily life. If anything I just suffer from extreme low self esteem and I a strange need to be miserable/see everything negative and really only in relation to me. I don't actually think I'm negative about things that aren't me. I need to confirm my negative interpretation of myself though.

But honestly my experinces with women have made me really bitter. You'll say it's because of nice guy syndrome, but I really refute that. It has more to do with the fact that I've taken those negative experinces and made the ammo to prove that women are a waste of time for me.

And I don't know how to get out of this mind frame nor do I know if if I want to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 09, 2017, 09:15:32 PM
We're all on this beautiful spectrum. Unfortunately all the cool chicks that would probably vibe with you are posting on The Snore or whatever theoretical parrallel site to this and you'll never meet eachother naturally. Such is the digital age. But id be the the same in any age I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 09, 2017, 09:33:21 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 05:04:25 PM
I guess whatever I can get my hands on.
Jesus, I assumed you were on psych meds, not rando pill popping. Maybe try actual Rx medicating instead of self-medicating?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 09, 2017, 10:00:02 PM
I really wish I had some weed for this weekend. :goty2

Thanks y'all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 09, 2017, 10:15:54 PM
weed rules fuck yall :pacspit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 09, 2017, 10:20:57 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 09, 2017, 10:00:02 PM
I really wish I had some weed for this weekend. :goty2

Thanks y'all.

I gots weed and a nice vape but can't smoke it die to my class B amd random drug tests fml
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on November 09, 2017, 11:22:42 PM
Am I the only one who is getting more and more pissed at the shit Rahx says? Am I supposed to just sit here and accept all the bs he blames women for, and how horrible we are for not wanting to date assholes?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 09, 2017, 11:25:35 PM
I'm not an active reader of this thread but the part that irritated me today was him talking about how boring all his matches are. Takes two to dance, asshole. Also a guy whining about women and saying he can just jerk it and do drugs doesn't really make me any more interested in reading the relationships thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 12:18:11 AM
How am I an asshole?

Also I belive I said I'm boring.

But otherwise deal with it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 10, 2017, 12:27:41 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on November 09, 2017, 11:22:42 PM
Am I the only one who is getting more and more pissed at the shit Rahx says? Am I supposed to just sit here and accept all the bs he blames women for, and how horrible we are for not wanting to date assholes?

I've just read through his posts on this page and I will say this. There is a bit of a disconnect here, on the surface it looks like he is blaming women because he hates them, due to consistent bad experiences. I can understand why that would upset you, and whether he realises it or not, hes really blaming himself.

 "How can i compete..." "how can i meet if i dont meet", "I'm desperate" "How as a dude am I ever supposed to know what to say" "I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to learn other than I guess I'm not good at this stuff." " I don't care about being laid, because it would probably be bad on my part anyway" "I thought online would be easier because my problem wasn't that I wasn't willing but knowing who and when to talk to." "There's really no way someone like me who can compete." (x2) " I'm not a very open person and I have to be comfortable with people and well I've gone what almost a decade not meeting anyone? " " In my case I'll probably scare women off with my inexperience." "If anything I just suffer from extreme low self esteem and I a strange need to be miserable/see everything negative and really only in relation to me. "

It's easy to be upset at something someone says, its harder to take a step back and understand their position whilst still disagreeing with them.

Rahp I will say this.

When i was 17 I had a gf for a short time with someone much older than me, and one thing that really stuck with me was one day she asked me "how can you love someone, if you cant love yourself?" I never really understood it until much more recently, and after many failed relationships, and frustration, and low confidence. I learned that, because I felt that way, the first time a woman would pay me attention I would force the reliability of my happiness on the relationship, which then put that poor woman under a lot of pressure. I was always doomed from the start because I had such high hopes with any interaction i found remotely attractive. Thats bullshit, and will never lead to happiness.

When I took the time to focus on myself, to sit down and think about what I really want in future.I decided to make sure everything in my life and within myself was sorted first. Life can get in the way so it takes time, and i still have my own journey to finish, but when you start treating yourself as #1 you perspective will change, but you need to make those steps. Whatever your routine is, until you get out of that comfort zone, you will be doomed to rot and die in your bubble.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2017, 12:30:19 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on November 09, 2017, 11:22:42 PM
Am I the only one who is getting more and more pissed at the shit Rahx says? Am I supposed to just sit here and accept all the bs he blames women for, and how horrible we are for not wanting to date assholes?
To be fair, I think his whole point is women only date assholes?
I don't know. I don't really pay attention. I just read in hopes he's given up on women and moves onto men.
(maybe then he'll realize women are people)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 12:41:53 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2017, 12:30:19 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on November 09, 2017, 11:22:42 PM
Am I the only one who is getting more and more pissed at the shit Rahx says? Am I supposed to just sit here and accept all the bs he blames women for, and how horrible we are for not wanting to date assholes?
To be fair, I think his whole point is women only date assholes?
I don't know. I don't really pay attention. I just read in hopes he's given up on women and moves onto men.
(maybe then he'll realize women are people)
Please even I don't think that garbage. I'm not gayyyytyyyyy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2017, 12:45:00 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 12:41:53 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2017, 12:30:19 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on November 09, 2017, 11:22:42 PM
Am I the only one who is getting more and more pissed at the shit Rahx says? Am I supposed to just sit here and accept all the bs he blames women for, and how horrible we are for not wanting to date assholes?
To be fair, I think his whole point is women only date assholes?
I don't know. I don't really pay attention. I just read in hopes he's given up on women and moves onto men.
(maybe then he'll realize women are people)
Please even I don't think that garbage. I'm not gayyyytyyyyy
Denying Gay Sub Text?
:bolo

Come now, it's not like you love women. :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 10, 2017, 12:52:39 AM
Quote from: kingv on November 09, 2017, 05:28:05 PM
Dropping tinder and online dating is a good move. That shit is a fools game for most guys. The numbers just aren’t in your favor. Back in like the earls 2000’s when online dating was considered lame, it was actually a pretty good way to get laid/meet someone, because nobody did that shit and most of those that did were incredibly socially awkward so if you were somewhat normal you had a shot.

Just about any woman now gets so many hits and most guys are getting so few that’s it’s a literal feast or famine between the sexes.

You’re much better off meeting some chicks through like just about anything else.

Sitting on your couch popping pills probably ain’t going to help much tho.

The thing is: All dating now a days is mostly online. :thinking I really can't see Rah being "interesting enough" in meat-space interactions given his past post history.

Quote from: Valkyrie on November 09, 2017, 11:22:42 PM
Am I the only one who is getting more and more pissed at the shit Rahx says? Am I supposed to just sit here and accept all the bs he blames women for, and how horrible we are for not wanting to date assholes?

LAUGHING MY FUCKING GODDAMN ASS OFF AT THIS.

:gurl Where have you been, gurl? This has been my entire gimmick toward him to try to spur him to knock it out of his head, but he hasn't.

No, you aren't. And frankly, he doesn't seem to get it. So people should just ignore his posts in here and move on, he's a complete lost cause IMO.

"BUT YOU'RE GHEYYYY TIMU! *whiney voice from Rah here*"

Hon, I may be gay as the day is plain, but it doesn't take a gay person to tell you you're a jackass and going nowhere with your shitty attitude toward women. Which, for the record, I've been stating over and over and over and over and over and over... in the attempt to get you to knock that shit out of your head, but given your post in the GAF thread: Doesn't seem like it will ever happen. So keep huffing that MRA bullshit in the attempt to "get woke" and never having a chance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 12:55:54 AM
So you could say your gimmick has been being a little bitch username?

You're really good at.

You're right I'm not interesting enough which is sad to say in a fourm dedicated to complaining about another fourm.

I have nothing bad to say about misss hipster chick Valkyrie. I like her avatars
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 10, 2017, 12:59:29 AM
Quote from: hungrynoob on November 10, 2017, 12:27:41 AM
I've just read through his posts on this page and I will say this. There is a bit of a disconnect here, on the surface it looks like he is blaming women because he hates them, due to consistent bad experiences. I can understand why that would upset you, and whether he realises it or not, hes really blaming himself.

No he isn't. He has a history of blaming everyone but himself for his problems. Maybe he has changed his blame-game toward himself in the past few months, I wouldn't know, I basically skip over his posts now a days because his bullshit got tiring.

His past posts read like a complete asshole that had no self-awareness on why that would turn people (read: women in regards to relationships) off wanting to be around him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 01:30:36 AM
To be honest username your kind of a little bitch who should fuck off already. It's funny because during my brief little binge on being positive I thought username is also a depressed person and that I should also extend the olive branch so to speak but nope even when I wasn't engaging you at all you couldn't help but be a bitch to me.

You are a sad little gay man. You see unlike you I never bring you up. I forgot about you the moment I'm done with you. You on the other hand can't let go of your assholish towards me and will try and insult me even when I'm not around like a little bitch. I haven't even been posting on th bore. But you couldn't help but insult me. You think about me more than I ever give you a thought because unlike you I don't give a shit you sad bitch. And here I as willing to relate to another depressed individual. Nope!!!

For someone who preaches oh Ignore rahx u pay me more attention to anyone u idiot
 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2017, 01:34:49 AM
Oh and tasty I'm sorry about your break up. Hang in there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2017, 01:45:07 AM
Ya I’m definitely getting an uppers vibe from Rahx now come to think of it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 10, 2017, 01:49:42 AM
classic rahx cycle

"wow i hate women they something something blah blah"
bunch of ppl come in and write actual essays (mix of attack and helpful advice)
he fights said ppl
they fight back for a little while but eventually give up
rah x doesnt change
some kinda break through happens
things are good
"wow i hate women they something something blah blah"

he jumps back 10 places

repeat

this has happened 2 or 3 times since I've been at the bore
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 01:50:44 AM
I'm pretty drunk off free vodka to be honest.

But Valkyrie is hilarious in her little act. I called her out during my suicidude attempt when she called my creepy. And she was all "oh I don't mean it and if you need anyone to talk to please just talk to me" yet here she is to call me an asshole and shit. Even though I never attempt to insult her because I have no real reason too. Just like a women though to be so fake and not real.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2017, 01:53:09 AM
Shut up, squiddy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 01:57:11 AM
There's no chill. I'm writing cases on all you bitches.

You all think your fucking amazing. You all think your fucking great. Most of you spend your time making fun of autistic fucks in a thread about an entire other fourm. I don't. No I stopped making fun of GAF and was never obsessed with bobby Roberts like most of youX yet you all think your some superior fuckers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on November 10, 2017, 02:03:11 AM
I don't think anyone has any illusions about our dirtbaggery here
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on November 10, 2017, 02:18:14 AM
It's not that I haven't seen his terrible posts before, we all know he's been doing this for a looong time, but every time he straight out says he hates women and tries to blame us for his problems, I can't just sit back and pretend I don't wanna yell at him.

I'm sorry but he reminds me too much of those screenshots you see where the guy tilts and calls the girl a slut after she politely rejects him.

Btw that creepy comment was way before your episode, so don't try to give me shit for being worried. I'm sorry you have such problems with yourself, but being on this forum/in this thread isn't doing you any good at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 02:28:59 AM
Actually Valkyrie you've only been here for a small amount of time so you wouldn't know. But I guess it's just like a woman to lie.

And usually I blame myself for my problems and say I'm to blame, but just like a woman to make herself the victim and not understand that no one is blaming them. I can look through my post history and see mostly blaming myself because as I said my problem is low self esteem only recently did I postulate once that hey maybe women aren't so innocent. Only once but do you care? Nope you rather just so "oh he is nothing but a woman blaming person" even though I've mostly hated on myselfz.

And no I don't call women sluts. I avoid trying to be mean to women as much as possible. Most of the time I simply just avoid them

Btw I've been on this fourm longer than you and unwound you I never felt the need to insult you but you on the other hand think you can play little miss princess. I'll insult you then act nice then insult you again. Meanwhile I never(until. Now that is) call you out on your bullshit. But it is like a woman to be two face. Normally I don't dislike women I give them a benefit of the doubt but it's girls like you that teach me to know better
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 02:36:06 AM
Actually Valkyrie I would love to share with my texts with other manipulative women where I don't call them what they are just prove to you that no I actually don't treat them like shit. Of course If I did you'd just find something else to paint me in a negative light. It's what your kind does regardless but since I'm not a bitch I would t treat you like your shit doesn't stink
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 02:43:14 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on November 09, 2017, 11:22:42 PM
Am I the only one who is getting more and more pissed at the shit Rahx says? Am I supposed to just sit here and accept all the bs he blames women for, and how horrible we are for not wanting to date assholes?
Please you women date fucks you beat you up., treat u like shit, call you names. And are so much worse then someone e simply frustrated at thier incompetence and lack of sucseas.

So fuck of with this shit

There I have completed the stereotypical attitude but it's true. My Mexican friend who I use to care for and still am friendly eit, her baby daddy beats her up and cheats on her but she still pines for him. I guess because he has a big dick and is very manly,
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on November 10, 2017, 02:47:04 AM
"You women"

"Girls like you"

Thank you for proving my point, once again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 02:52:18 AM
I don't particularly care about whatever your point is to be honest. You're a loser like me who spends time posting on some GAF spin off. Hardly some woman of renown

But I particularly don't care about someone who is so two face in thier generosity like you are.   
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 02:56:19 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on April 22, 2017, 02:25:43 PM
It's hard to know how to reply because I've only been on this forum for like half a year, and I don't know anyone here except one person. So please don't take me seriously when I called you creepy/desperate. But I wanna tell you right away that no one here or in the real world actually think you are human garbage. We're all weird as fuck on this forum, but we are all humans with feelings and a life. That includes you. You are worth no less than anyone here, regardless of how you feel about yourself. You matter, and we care about you, because no one deserves to suffer.

Even though life can be a real fucking bitch, it usually always gets better. If you can't deal with struggles alone, there is always someone to talk to. I'm sorry to hear about your toxic friends treating you like shit, but you need to know that you also will meet nice people along the way, even if not immediately. Also that "friend" who told you all that shit sounds like an extremely immature person, and I really wish you hadn't taken his words for all the things he said to you, even though it probably hurt a lot hearing it.

Being in school is very hard, and dealing with jobs afterwards or during can be pretty damaging mentally. Most do go through this, and very shitty jobs before they find something they feel good with, or just okay with. You need to keep staying strong, but also it will help if you find someone to talk to that will help you through it. There is no shame at all to seek help.

It's tough for parents to understand how their children are feeling, especially when it comes to negative things. It's easy to block out or not really see what's happening, because parents are very good at blaming themselves and they don't want to seem to you that they have failed (or rather: they might be afraid you feel or think that your own suffering it's their fault). Or they're just old and don't know what to say.

So I am going to say: Don't kill yourself. Give life a chance, give yourself a chance, you deserve a good life, and it will come for you sooner or later. Even how impossible that seems right now. I might not know you, but I was there once. And I look back at it and think about how many life lessons I've learned from my old struggles. I've seen you being positive in posts and trying to stay strong, and I think it really helps you become stronger by being stronger. Not only that but a lot of people suffer in silence, and reading your positive posts are most likely to help them through their own struggles. Seeing others being open about themselves and their struggles are actually motivating others to seek help as well. Go back and read your own positive posts, and you might actually feel inspired by yourself.

Sorry for any typos above, I'm on mobile so it's kinda icky to post long texts from here. Stay safe, and please stick around.


What a nice lady
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: desert punk on November 10, 2017, 02:59:21 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 04:34:49 PM
But anyway the advice is usually "oh eventually" which doesn't really help. I'm not excited about being 35 and finally getting the experience of a normal 20 year old.

But aren't you in your late 20s already? That train has already passed. So maybe try some patience and start acting like an adult instead of desperately trying to be a college frat boy. You can still get it on with young chicks in your late 30s if that's your thing. I do hear that young women dig older guys with confidence. Not so much creepy old fools acting like they're still in their teens.

And instead of dogpiling on Valkyrie, maybe you should heed her advice and stop frequenting this thread. It doesn't do you any good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on November 10, 2017, 02:59:35 AM
Posting my old PM now too?

Damn, that is real low of you.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 03:10:15 AM
Quote from: desert punk on November 10, 2017, 02:59:21 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 04:34:49 PM
But anyway the advice is usually "oh eventually" which doesn't really help. I'm not excited about being 35 and finally getting the experience of a normal 20 year old.

But aren't you in your late 20s already? That train has already passed. So maybe try some patience and start acting like an adult instead of desperately trying to be a college frat boy. You can still get it on with young chicks in your late 30s if that's your thing. I do hear that young women dig older guys with confidence. Not so much creepy old fools acting like they're still in their teens.

And instead of dogpiling on Valkyrie, maybe you should heed her advice and stop frequenting this thread. It doesn't do you any good.
I am and this ive already missed out on pretty much everything. Now I have to deal with old hags who are already experinced and know what they want. I'm someone mentally stuck and not experinced. Women my age are too good for me.  And how am I supposed to find confidence if I have no reason to have it. Do you understand the frustration? And no I don't like younger girls but I missed my era for them instead it's just older women who let thier bodies go or have children. Great!!!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 03:13:32 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on November 10, 2017, 02:59:35 AM
Posting my old PM now too?

Damn, that is real low of you.
i just want to prove how much of a lier you actually are. How much you are not  genuine. Why you should not trust women. They say one thing and then bam go an entire other direction
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on November 10, 2017, 03:22:11 AM
Because I, like most people here here, tried to be nice and help you, and then eventually realized it was useless because you started attacking women? I mean you are literally doing that right now.

You're only embarrassing yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 03:28:39 AM
No you were only nice and compassionate because it suited you.

"Oh it would be terrible if this fucker offed himself after what I said. Better ease my soul and act nice"

That's what that was. Don't act high and mighty now.
 
Don't really care how I'm acting. This fourm lives off making fun on people on other forums. Hardly some bastion of coolness.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 10, 2017, 03:32:04 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 09, 2017, 01:18:38 AM
Got broken up with for the first time.

This... kinda sucks? A lot.

Sorry bb :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 10, 2017, 03:34:10 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 09, 2017, 06:02:35 PM
Then you've got to sit there and smoke it. Much easier and clean to just quickly pop something.

edibles bro
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on November 10, 2017, 04:20:47 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 03:28:39 AM
No you were only nice and compassionate because it suited you.

"Oh it would be terrible if this fucker offed himself after what I said. Better ease my soul and act nice"

That's what that was. Don't act high and mighty now.
 
Don't really care how I'm acting. This fourm lives off making fun on people on other forums. Hardly some bastion of coolness.
You need to stop acting like you know it all, and like you have everyone else figured out. For instance, most of the people who post in the Gaf thread don't even come to the other threads. Plus I hardly doubt everyone in that thread is some kinda internet bully.

FTR, I reached out because you were acting suicidal, which unfortunately I could relate to. It had nothing to do with what I had or hadn't said to you previously. It was even implied in the PM I sent you (thanks for sharing that with everyone btw).

You keep saying everyone here is out to make fun of others, and that this is some kinda internet tough guy forum, but you're the one who always post BS. I'm here because I like it here, and the people I've made friends with on this forum. If that makes me a loser, I'll gladly take it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 10, 2017, 04:41:23 AM
rah - older PMs have no relation to being annoyed to what youre saying now, you need to stop sweeping generalisations and realise people are individuals, there will be women who are complete dicks and you wouldnt like it if you were categorised due to the actions of others. If youve been bumping stims today, go wank for 8 hours and sleep.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2017, 05:46:02 AM
OK, I'm not a guy that knows anything about drugs (I've never had any. Ever) but can someone that does recommend something to rahx to take the edge off? Sheesh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 10, 2017, 07:11:00 AM
Here's a Rahxephon91 post from the last iteration of the relationship thread in 2014: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.msg1974439#msg1974439

Except for the bitterness now, virtually nothing has changed.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 10, 2017, 08:32:53 AM
This thread just makes me sad now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 10, 2017, 08:45:31 AM
This is the worst relationship thread ever.  I mean, I'm not even in a relationship with any of you! We can fix that though  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 10, 2017, 08:46:15 AM
We’re looking for a third
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 10, 2017, 09:31:02 AM
if jaydubya is calling you out on your shit you know you've fucked up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 10, 2017, 09:43:17 AM
Holy shit :leon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on November 10, 2017, 09:46:26 AM
I said it before Rahx, I think the help you need is beyond the scope of an online forum like this. Go see an actual professional and maybe lay off the non-prescribed pills.

Now can we get back to stories of Atra getting laid?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on November 10, 2017, 09:52:23 AM
I'd White Knight this shit, but I'm afraid of the racial backlash that may arise from the chosen color of said knight.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 10, 2017, 09:54:22 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on November 10, 2017, 09:46:26 AM
I said it before Rahx, I think the help you need is beyond the scope of an online forum like this. Go see an actual professional and maybe lay off the non-prescribed pills.

Now can we get back to stories of Atra getting laid?
I'm too deep in the crypto hole now.

Maybe after I make my first million I'll return back to dating/sex/human contact again.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 10, 2017, 09:54:58 AM
Since ive been back on dayshift at work, ive managed to avoid my ex sufficiently, but there is a cute girl on her mirror shift who kept making eye contact with me, so yesterday I decided to smile, she stopped for a second and smiled back.

Now to find out if she can speak english.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on November 10, 2017, 09:56:32 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 10, 2017, 09:54:22 AM
I'm too deep in the crypto hole now.

Maybe after I make my first million I'll return back to dating/sex/human contact again.  :doge
Defer, don't hate. :preach
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2017, 10:06:38 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 10, 2017, 08:45:31 AM
This is the worst relationship thread ever.  I mean, I'm not even in a relationship with any of you! We can fix that though  :-*
Why hello there. :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2017, 10:09:41 AM
See? Every once in awhile dubya makes a post that shows why I bromance him so hard. As was said, if you're enough shit to illicit such a post, boy, you got more than 99 problems
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 10:20:54 AM
Quote from: JayDubya on November 10, 2017, 09:19:13 AM
Rahx, as a guy who also has depression issues, your behavior is repugnant.  I have felt the same sort of contempt you are expressing right now before, and guess what?  It's distinguished mentally-challenged, your shit is your responsibility, it's irrational, let it the fuck go.

Posting a PRIVATE message is just a shit move.

You should apologize.  And no, before you start with any red pill shit, I'm not white knighting.  Someone as bad off as you are shouldn't burn so many bridges.  I'm sure it can be frustrating for others to deal with your shit, and when they try to help you, and then you regress or attack them, it's discouraging and they may just want to wash their hands of you.  But that's what you do in that mindset, you hate the world and you're a sieve, nothing is good enough and you're a bottomless pit for pity until someone's all out and all they have is contempt.

Hell, even if you meet some girl and you hit it off that's not the end of the story; things can still go wrong and it can be very depressing. Oh man, and it's just the best when there are kids involved.

The point: some girl is NOT going to save you from yourself. 

You have to fix you, or try.  And yeah, you don't know how hypocritical that is for me to say, I do, whatever, I speak from experience, fuck you, do it... or at least show some hustle.  You had best be on antidepressants and if you're not, fuck you, go get that done.  If you mouth off angrily at me or fail to apologize, that's what an ignore list is for.
Nope. Don't care. I can post on resetera if I have to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 10, 2017, 10:21:52 AM
then do it. i'm sure they'll love your distinguished mentally-challenged rhetoric there. ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: agrajag on November 10, 2017, 10:35:52 AM
Quote from: Dufus on November 10, 2017, 08:47:00 AM
I wish I were suicidal. Then I could also get such a nice PM from Valkyrie. :noah

receiving nice PM's  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 10:38:30 AM
Quote from: JayDubya on November 10, 2017, 10:26:54 AM
Alright, Rax.

Fuck off, then.  Whether you end yourself or you don't no longer makes a difference on this end.
To be honest, I don't know who you are. You don't post in the gaming forums so...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2017, 10:43:25 AM
Delete this thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 10, 2017, 10:46:34 AM
Damn this site is serious business now. What happened to  bootyhole tickles and gay subtext. demi is looking down on y'all disapprovingly from his wheelchair in the sky.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2017, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2017, 10:43:25 AM
Delete this thread
No.
Leper Rahx
Keep this thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2017, 11:05:13 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 10:20:54 AM
Quote from: JayDubya on November 10, 2017, 09:19:13 AM
Rahx, as a guy who also has depression issues, your behavior is repugnant.  I have felt the same sort of contempt you are expressing right now before, and guess what?  It's distinguished mentally-challenged, your shit is your responsibility, it's irrational, let it the fuck go.

Posting a PRIVATE message is just a shit move.

You should apologize.  And no, before you start with any red pill shit, I'm not white knighting.  Someone as bad off as you are shouldn't burn so many bridges.  I'm sure it can be frustrating for others to deal with your shit, and when they try to help you, and then you regress or attack them, it's discouraging and they may just want to wash their hands of you.  But that's what you do in that mindset, you hate the world and you're a sieve, nothing is good enough and you're a bottomless pit for pity until someone's all out and all they have is contempt.

Hell, even if you meet some girl and you hit it off that's not the end of the story; things can still go wrong and it can be very depressing. Oh man, and it's just the best when there are kids involved.

The point: some girl is NOT going to save you from yourself. 

You have to fix you, or try.  And yeah, you don't know how hypocritical that is for me to say, I do, whatever, I speak from experience, fuck you, do it... or at least show some hustle.  You had best be on antidepressants and if you're not, fuck you, go get that done.  If you mouth off angrily at me or fail to apologize, that's what an ignore list is for.
Nope. Don't care. I can post on resetera if I have to.
Let me help:

https://www.resetera.com/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 10, 2017, 11:15:41 AM
I dont think I could handle being in my own skin of I ever became that bitter. Its ok to vent, that's understandable, but when you let it consume you to the point where you become destructive towards connections youve made in your life, no matter how small, you need to take a step back and deal with that. You're robbing yourself of a positive and clear temperament just to be able to lash out at everyone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on November 10, 2017, 12:48:56 PM
Rahx, I think you're undeserving of anyone's time here with how you choose to treat others.

I'm also sick of reading your dumbass shit--the general misogyny, incessant self pity, and hostility towards others. Honestly, the suicide thread was pretty inappropriate too and is a lot to unload on others.

If you're resigned to being an insufferable cunt and are not willing to or unable to heed anyone's advice, then mods should do you a favor and leper your ass.

This forum is in no way a substitute for the psychiatric care that you need.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on November 10, 2017, 02:33:49 PM
Quote from: Purrp Skirrp on November 10, 2017, 12:48:56 PM
This forum is in no way a substitute for the psychiatric care that you need.

Yup.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 10, 2017, 03:18:06 PM
I think we all agree than an apology to Valkyrie is in order?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 10, 2017, 04:49:26 PM
Rahx. Dude. Fuck off for a bit. And come back once you've chilled. And sobered up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 10, 2017, 05:34:23 PM
Damn.

That MDMA come down is a bitch.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 10, 2017, 05:41:40 PM
 :dayum well, this got p out of line.... leper Rahx to the other forum trash thread or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 10, 2017, 07:14:16 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 02:28:59 AM
Actually Valkyrie you've only been here for a small amount of time so you wouldn't know. But I guess it's just like a woman to lie.
I'm fine with keeping etiolate but this isn't cool to read.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 10, 2017, 10:01:00 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on November 09, 2017, 11:22:42 PM
Am I the only one who is getting more and more pissed at the shit Rahx says? Am I supposed to just sit here and accept all the bs he blames women for, and how horrible we are for not wanting to date assholes?
Real talk, sorry if this is painful, Rahx:

I'm sad that he appears to have given up on professional help. I feel like this board is possibly masturbating a portion of him that needs care and affection. We can't get him through this. He needs to be receiving legitimate, professional attention. Hearing now that he's also recreationally self-medicating is very disappointing.

I feel like we are trying to talk him back from several things, re-engage him with some core of fundamental humanity that is intuitive for most of us, and seems inaccessible to him. He tried to commit suicide. He's fundamentally lonely, and has suffered from a serious misstep in social education where women are some sort of other being, a trickster who does not want him to be happy. Which may want him to be unhappy.

I am frustrated, sad, and fearful. I'm weary, and growing angry at his irresponsible, delusional, blanket proclamations about women. He needs help, and I don't think I can provide anything more than what I have: listening, and recommendations to see real help.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 10, 2017, 10:07:31 PM
I am legtimately worried for not Rah's safety, but also others around him. He is lashing out in horrific ways, and I know depression and it's not fun, but the way his language is being articulated it feels like he might hurt someone in real life. I hope it doesn't come to that, but I really hope he can get the help he needs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 10, 2017, 10:11:47 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 01:50:44 AM
I'm pretty drunk off free vodka to be honest.

But Valkyrie is hilarious in her little act. I called her out during my suicidude attempt when she called my creepy. And she was all "oh I don't mean it and if you need anyone to talk to please just talk to me" yet here she is to call me an asshole and shit. Even though I never attempt to insult her because I have no real reason too. Just like a women though to be so fake and not real.

There are moments of clarity you have, when you come back from a bad place. It's a human thing to offer help. It's also natural to react defensively when someone attacks, even just with criticism. That's less about society and more about how animals are wired; adherence to societal norms or community behavior helps us override our animal urges, which can frequently be destructive within our group context.

I enjoyed this book on anger management. Please have a look, it may give you some balance:
https://www.amazon.com/Anger-Management-Dummies-Charles-Elliott-ebook/dp/B00TWK3SY4/

And then there's this:
https://twitter.com/spacetwinks/status/928728195754536966
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 10, 2017, 10:14:07 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2017, 01:34:49 AM
Oh and tasty I'm sorry about your break up. Hang in there.
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on November 10, 2017, 03:32:04 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 09, 2017, 01:18:38 AM
Got broken up with for the first time.

This... kinda sucks? A lot.

Sorry bb :(

<3
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 10, 2017, 10:14:35 PM
Quote from: Exodust on November 10, 2017, 05:43:58 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 10, 2017, 01:57:11 AM
You all think your fucking amazing. You all think your fucking great.

You're* You're*

:heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 10, 2017, 10:22:14 PM
So, since Chrono posted Bojack. I highly suggest watching it, Rah. Seriously. It's the show for depressives like us. It accurately shows what it feels like an the loop it instills. I really need to watch seasons 3 and 4. It's a powerful show and I deeply connect with it in spite of the cartoon animals. Please watch it. The last time I watched it, it gave me such a boost and gave me the strength to keep living. I ended up in a better situation. I found martial arts, starting getting fit, got a new job, a new car. I was able to live a life I had been fighting for so long. I legitimately credit Bojack Horseman to giving me the strength to fight and change and become better. I really need to rewatch it because I've gone back a few steps along the way.

Please give it a try. I really mean that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 10, 2017, 10:26:57 PM
Seriously Rah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2_Mn-qRKjA
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 11, 2017, 02:08:22 AM
Yeah Bojack is great if you're somebody who routinely gets depressed/withdrawn from life. It's funny but it doesn't shield the characters from judgement and each season deals some pretty brutal honesty on human failure.

Look Mr. Rahx, you're issue isn't women. That's just the symptom that's most obvious to you at this point in life. Soon it'll be your career never advancing, your health going to shit, your friends never sticking around, etc. Your issue is lacking motivation for anything long-term which even if you won't admit it out loud, is something you know has held you back in life. Even if somebody just wanted to hook up and get laid, they'd need some level of dedication to maintain themselves as attractive.

There's no trick to it, you need to take a big leap for that first step of seeing a psychiatrist and knowing that a professional will take a long time to break down your issues and teach you how to recognize your problems before they spiral out. I honestly don't think you hate women, you just hate looking in the mirror so much that you say ignorant-ass shit to push other people away. I dono how this story ends but you know what you have to do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 11, 2017, 05:09:17 AM
Most of you are giving way more attention to Rahx than you are Valkyrie who was just verbally abused by a crazy person. As Chronovore said, just give up on him because he isn't some soul you're going to save with enough care and affection, he's one of those edge cases you meet on the internet that you just have to treat with the part of your brain that rationalizes the fact that crack addicts or rapists exist. JayDubya got this right: fuck off and never come back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 11, 2017, 08:09:00 AM
prob still true

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.msg1986610#msg1986610
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 11, 2017, 10:08:26 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on November 11, 2017, 05:09:17 AM
Most of you are giving way more attention to Rahx than you are Valkyrie who was just verbally abused by a crazy person. As Chronovore said, just give up on him because he isn't some soul you're going to save with enough care and affection, he's one of those edge cases you meet on the internet that you just have to treat with the part of your brain that rationalizes the fact that crack addicts or rapists exist. JayDubya got this right: fuck off and never come back.

I mean. We've demanded he apologize. What more can we say to her? Or for her?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: desert punk on November 11, 2017, 10:09:40 AM
I'm sorry that I suggested to Rahx that he should continue to do drugs :(  Popping pills in his state of mind may not be the best idea.

Seeking professional help is the appropriate way to go here I guess. And for him to apologize to Valkyrie and then to stay out of this thread, for his sake. And maybe we should stop engaging him any further when it comes to dating stuff...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 10:32:06 AM
Can we stop giving the piece of shit attention and change the subject please.

Any updates Atra, Dufus? Toku?

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: desert punk on November 11, 2017, 10:36:37 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 10:32:06 AM
Can we stop giving the piece of shit attention and change the subject please.

Any updates Atra, Dufus? Toku?

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

You gonna marry?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 11, 2017, 10:40:24 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 10:32:06 AM
Can we stop giving the piece of shit attention and change the subject please.

Any updates Atra, Dufus? Toku?

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

You broke up with your girl?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 10:52:25 AM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on November 11, 2017, 10:40:24 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 10:32:06 AM
Can we stop giving the piece of shit attention and change the subject please.

Any updates Atra, Dufus? Toku?

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

You broke up with your girl?
No. We're still in a stage...of like pre dating I guess. Can't call it fwb. But we agreed when work fuckery slows down we'll decide where we want to go with it. I like her obviously and believe we'll be dating next year.

But in the meantime
:noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 11, 2017, 11:29:38 AM
Ya finger blast yet tho?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 11, 2017, 12:20:25 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 10:52:25 AM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on November 11, 2017, 10:40:24 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 10:32:06 AM
Can we stop giving the piece of shit attention and change the subject please.

Any updates Atra, Dufus? Toku?

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

You broke up with your girl?
No. We're still in a stage...of like pre dating I guess. Can't call it fwb. But we agreed when work fuckery slows down we'll decide where we want to go with it. I like her obviously and believe we'll be dating next year.

But in the meantime
:noah

wait, is this another girl? I thought you had a white girlfriend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 12:57:18 PM
She broke up with me and I started fucking with someone at work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 11, 2017, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: Dufus on November 11, 2017, 10:34:43 AM
Nothing for me this year. My season is in pre-production.

2018 brehs. :rejoice
I'm gonna hold you to this btw. No pressure. :hitler

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 11, 2017, 01:02:20 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 10:32:06 AM
Can we stop giving the piece of shit attention and change the subject please.

Any updates Atra, Dufus? Toku?

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

(https://i.imgur.com/sfmat58.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 11, 2017, 02:23:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 12:57:18 PM
She broke up with me and I started fucking with someone at work.

She broke up with you? And you're shitting where you eat, fam? :crazy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 11, 2017, 02:23:58 PM
the hell at the last 3 pages.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on November 11, 2017, 03:53:20 PM
Quote from: Exodust on November 11, 2017, 10:43:00 AM
Quote from: Exodust on December 27, 2016, 02:21:48 PM
I'm making this post to remind myself that by this time next year I'll find myself in a good and stable, meaningful relationship. On 12/27/2017 this post will be quoted for either a W on achieving my goal or a massive L.

Just wanted to add a subplot nobody cares about to this season.

Just hand me the L :yeshrug

Got a casual thing going but not expecting to last either. There's rumors of a new cast next season and maybe they'll write me something real this time.

Eh, a committed marriage isn’t the end of fuckery anyway. I speak from experience.

It’s just a different type of fuckery.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 11, 2017, 05:32:45 PM
New job, new chicks. Working at a bank has its advantages. Gotten two digits so far within two weeks but nothing serious yet.

One of em is sarcastic as hell
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 11, 2017, 05:44:02 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 11, 2017, 05:32:45 PM
.

One of em is sarcastic as hell

This one first so I can live vicariously through that quickly burning star of a work relationship

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on November 11, 2017, 02:23:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 12:57:18 PM
She broke up with me and I started fucking with someone at work.

She broke up with you? And you're shitting where you eat, fam? :crazy

The Increasingly Bad Decisions of Phoenix Dark
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 11, 2017, 05:56:06 PM
pd is fine
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 11, 2017, 06:00:53 PM
I've had too many bad work related hookups and near misses to be optimisitc  :-\ but heres to hoping pd bucks my own bad trend
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 06:42:22 PM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on November 11, 2017, 02:23:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 12:57:18 PM
She broke up with me and I started fucking with someone at work.

She broke up with you? And you're shitting where you eat, fam? :crazy

She works in another department but yea, we work in the same building for the same firm. Not my greatest decision but so far I haven't had any issues at work. Few people know but no drama or jokes or banter.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 11, 2017, 06:59:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2017, 10:32:06 AM

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

Sounds like you're heading to prison.   
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on November 11, 2017, 07:08:43 PM
So things are continuing to go really well with the gf, been slowly weebing her up and getting her into gaming - she has very limited experience (KH and Pokemon though!) but she was playing the SNES Classic, trying to beat the first world of Mario World, playing through the FF6 and LTTP intros...

But anyways, something weird happened the other day. I posted on FB that I am now a first-time uncle, and of course got a bunch of likes and congrats and what have you)... then I saw a message in my Messenger, from none other than my ex.

I thought she may have heard through the grapevine and was congratulating me on becoming an uncle, or something. But no, she was just like "Is there a reason you unblocked me? I've been seeing your posts on <mutual friend's> wall". I just deleted the message and didn't write back, but I didn't realize I unblocked her (you know FB and how they're always changing shit around :P). But I heard from people she has a bf now, and she probably knows that I now have someone too (that someone ironically being someone who graduated with her).

My big question is, why the hell would she go out of her way to message me about something like that? An attention-seeking thing perhaps?

I'm just a bit worried that I am going to <mutual friend's> baby's christening party tomorrow, she will be there, and awkwardness will ensue. :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 11, 2017, 07:11:40 PM
Quote from: tiesto on November 11, 2017, 07:08:43 PM
My big question is, why the hell would she go out of her way to message me about something like that? An attention-seeking thing perhaps?

Definitely do not engage. No telling what exactly is percolating in her mind, but its most likely born from spite.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 11, 2017, 08:18:37 PM
dont engage and dont waste anymore time thinking about her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 12, 2017, 06:02:44 AM
Ok I could use yalls help with some text bullshit.

I had drinks with this girl on friday, so she asked me later that evening if I was doing anything this weekend, I said no plans yet and u then she said she was chilling this weekend. I said lets do something unless you wanna stay home, so she said thats not gonna happen. Im like okay thats cool then she says I get the feeling you dont find that cool. I was thinking wtf bitch so sarcastically said " yeah very sharp of you, now my entire weekend is ruined ofcourse". Then she basically said wow sounds heavy. I have not responded since, which was last night.

Wtf lol this girl trying to headfuck me. Fuck that shit I aint got time for that bs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2017, 11:35:33 AM
I would not have made that joke but it's too late now. Look elsewhere.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 12, 2017, 12:28:47 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2017, 11:35:33 AM
I would not have made that joke but it's too late now. Look elsewhere.

Hmm I'm interested in why you would not have made that joke? I don't mind not having any contact with her by the way
. 

The other girl at work heard rumors about me going out with this girl but didnt make to much of a fuss about it so maybe I could still make something happen there
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 12, 2017, 02:16:38 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 12, 2017, 12:28:47 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2017, 11:35:33 AM
I would not have made that joke but it's too late now. Look elsewhere.

Hmm I'm interested in why you would not have made that joke? I don't mind not having any contact with her by the way
. 


Because it comes off as passive aggressive and that's usually a quick way to end conversations early on.

Like I'm not saying that's what you intended, but sometimes things can be taken the wrong way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 12, 2017, 03:02:44 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 12, 2017, 02:16:38 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 12, 2017, 12:28:47 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2017, 11:35:33 AM
I would not have made that joke but it's too late now. Look elsewhere.

Hmm I'm interested in why you would not have made that joke? I don't mind not having any contact with her by the way
. 


Because it comes off as passive aggressive and that's usually a quick way to end conversations early on.

Like I'm not saying that's what you intended, but sometimes things can be taken the wrong way.

Yeah I know but it was totally meant to be passive agressive/sarcastic lol. Since she is fucking bonedry with her sarcastic humor I thought she might appreciate it.

Perhaps she doesn't lol, that wouldn't surprise me either.  But yeah she sent me a reply very quickly after that saying "Wow sounds heavy" so I'm sure she was sarcastic with her response there. I just haven't responded in over a day, but I don't think I need or want to either.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 12, 2017, 03:24:34 PM
Yeah, sounds like she played along with yr joke and has probably given it no more thought
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 12, 2017, 05:48:27 PM
She probably hates your guts and planning a perfect murder for u
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2017, 06:04:27 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 12, 2017, 02:16:38 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 12, 2017, 12:28:47 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2017, 11:35:33 AM
I would not have made that joke but it's too late now. Look elsewhere.

Hmm I'm interested in why you would not have made that joke? I don't mind not having any contact with her by the way
. 


Because it comes off as passive aggressive and that's usually a quick way to end conversations early on.

Like I'm not saying that's what you intended, but sometimes things can be taken the wrong way.

Yea. Just came off kinda weird, plus you never know how someone will react to a dicey joke via text (especially if you aren't really friends/familiar).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 12, 2017, 08:26:44 PM
The other person is also at fault for getting confrontational about "not being cool". Bruh should have played it off and been gracious but it's not cool backing people into corners like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 12, 2017, 09:38:40 PM
Avoid sarcasm in text whenever possible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 13, 2017, 02:35:33 AM
Quote from: chronovore on November 12, 2017, 09:38:40 PM
Avoid sarcasm in text whenever possible.

Yeah I got that lol, nothing gonna happen now is my bet. My only question is should I still send her a message just basically ignoring our last convo?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 13, 2017, 02:58:29 AM
I think everyons giving you a bit of a bad wrap, cos if she said "no way thats gonna happen" sounds like she was being sarcastic first, altho she should have picked up yours was sarcastic also if that was the case.

Maybe she just doesnt like you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 13, 2017, 03:00:55 AM
Yeah Ill believe that last but haha. But fuck it I dont need her lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on November 13, 2017, 03:08:39 AM
You sent an ambiguously sarcastic message, she replied with a message that may have also been sarcastic and now you're not even going to reply to her?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 13, 2017, 03:19:50 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on November 13, 2017, 03:08:39 AM
You sent an ambiguously sarcastic message, she replied with a message that may have also been sarcastic and now you're not even going to reply to her?

To be honest im not quite sure what to send though.

Just ignore the sarcasms and ask how her weekend was or whats the smartest move here?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 13, 2017, 03:35:07 AM
Weekend is over, so just reply back "shame you didnt want to do anything - I did though, just got home from best spa break ever. Got to play a bit of golf and clay pigeon shooting before finishing it off with some grade A steak, wine and a rub down, was almost magical".

doesnt have to be that exactly but you get the drift.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 13, 2017, 03:40:00 AM
Well yeah to me that sounds good but thats again heavy on the sarcasm. Might wanna lay off that for now. Think I'll just reply to her "Wow sounds heavy" with a "Not really haha. How was your weekend?"

Just something laid back and easy going?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 13, 2017, 03:45:48 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 13, 2017, 03:40:00 AM
Well yeah to me that sounds good but thats again heavy on the sarcasm. Might wanna lay off that for now. Think I'll just reply to her "Wow sounds heavy" with a "Not really haha. How was your weekend?"

Just something laid back and easy going?

im just a suggestionbox, like i said i dont necessarily agree with the rest of the thread, she instigated the sarcasm (shes no exactly gonna text you after having drinks and be like "not gonna happen") so i dont see anything wrong with continuing it keep in mind youre the one who went radiosilent, if youre really that paranoid double down and be like "loljk got my foot stuck in a toastiegrill and been in hospital all day" or something.

im the opposite of gods gift to women, im just myself and this is how i would reply.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 13, 2017, 04:17:40 AM
Thx man for the tips but we are all gods gift to women so they should be happy trying to please us instead of the other way around :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 13, 2017, 04:24:38 AM
i meant more understanding women, we are all gifts to each other.  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 13, 2017, 09:45:10 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 13, 2017, 02:35:33 AM
Quote from: chronovore on November 12, 2017, 09:38:40 PM
Avoid sarcasm in text whenever possible.

Yeah I got that lol, nothing gonna happen now is my bet. My only question is should I still send her a message just basically ignoring our last convo?

I'd send another message, and make it clear you're trying to make a get-together happen. Just waltz past discussing the sarcasm, and leave it for dealing with in person, if at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 14, 2017, 10:03:53 AM
Well I asked her straight up yesterday like wassup I dont have time or need for any sarcastic conversations that dont go nowhere so Im cool with that. Basically told her she aint special lol.

Now I got this other girl who is jealous for some reason even tho we never hooked up. lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 14, 2017, 10:58:04 AM
this season sucks, i hate this side plot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Reb on November 14, 2017, 02:20:31 PM
Ugh Mmarsu is the worst.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 14, 2017, 06:02:21 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 14, 2017, 10:03:53 AM
Well I asked her straight up yesterday like wassup I dont have time or need for any sarcastic conversations that dont go nowhere so Im cool with that. Basically told her she aint special lol.

Now I got this other girl who is jealous for some reason even tho we never hooked up. lol

not quite what i think people were suggesting, but if it makes you feel any better i think the moment was lost at that time anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 14, 2017, 06:36:52 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 14, 2017, 10:03:53 AM
Well I asked her straight up yesterday like wassup I dont have time or need for any sarcastic conversations that dont go nowhere so Im cool with that. Basically told her she aint special lol.

Now I got this other girl who is jealous for some reason even tho we never hooked up. lol
(https://i.imgur.com/lti4zw9.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 15, 2017, 03:39:23 PM
Actually that previous post was messed up I typed that up quick at work but she was acting all distinguished mentally-challenged basically and I told her she aint special lol.

To be honest I've been listening a lot to the Black Phillip Show which is just a fucking blessing. Also some rants from Patrice on O&A which I had never listened to before.

Honestly just gave me the power to acknowledge drama up fucking front and say fuck that lol.


https://youtu.be/cyNl05n86qw

https://youtu.be/PKbdTMlNh2w

https://youtu.be/hiYdZhonzks


I think Patrice's look on this shit basically changed the way how I view shit. It's not about them, it's about me lol.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 15, 2017, 04:08:03 PM
As a huge O&A and Patrice fan, don't apply his shit to your real life.  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 15, 2017, 04:15:11 PM
Quote from: nachobro on November 15, 2017, 04:08:03 PM
As a huge O&A and Patrice fan, don't apply his shit to your real life.  :lol

I'm not applying his behaviour but I understand the logic behind it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on November 15, 2017, 04:45:53 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?

2017 lows will make 2018 highs that much sweeter :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 15, 2017, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: hampster on November 15, 2017, 04:45:53 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?

2017 lows will make 2018 highs that much sweeter :heart

we said this shit about 2016 to 2017, too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 15, 2017, 06:22:09 PM
Quote from: hampster on November 15, 2017, 04:45:53 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?

2017 lows will make 2018 highs that much sweeter :heart

bless up
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on November 15, 2017, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: hampster on November 15, 2017, 04:45:53 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?

2017 lows will make 2018 highs that much sweeter :heart

we said this shit about 2016 to 2017, too

aren't you getting married/met the love of your life?

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 15, 2017, 07:06:23 PM
Mmarasu, you ever seen Stranger Things? Too much Dustin.

My own relationship stuff is going how you would predict it would when you feel like you have to save someone.

Atra got libertarianed away from poontang.

And I dunno what PDs gonna put in his butt before 2018, but I feel like it's going to be revealed in the finale.

It's not the best season for anyone really.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on November 15, 2017, 08:16:49 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on November 15, 2017, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: hampster on November 15, 2017, 04:45:53 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?

2017 lows will make 2018 highs that much sweeter :heart

we said this shit about 2016 to 2017, too

Heh, nice name change. Another LI band, hopefully this time with a less perverted lead singer!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on November 15, 2017, 09:34:15 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 14, 2017, 10:03:53 AM
Well I asked her straight up yesterday like wassup I dont have time or need for any sarcastic conversations that dont go nowhere so Im cool with that. Basically told her she aint special lol.

Now I got this other girl who is jealous for some reason even tho we never hooked up. lol

 :snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 15, 2017, 10:08:48 PM
How to slam a door thats barely open. Foward kick it until the hinges buckle.

MMa taking pointers from Patrice makes too much sense now lmao. Patrice was built to follow that misogynistic playbook with a healthy dose of legendary charisma. I wouldnt go down that road. Thar be fedoras, in the metaphorical sense... but maybe physical. Its a fashion choice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 16, 2017, 02:24:06 AM
I'm sorry. I will try to be better. That is all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 16, 2017, 04:12:05 AM
No fedoras here bruhs

working at a bank coming in a suit to work gives me confidence like no tomorrow

aint got time for bitches who are disrespectful just because they have a vagina fuuck that

But if they are nice ill be nice too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: desert punk on November 16, 2017, 04:32:17 AM
Not really sure where exactly she was being disrespectful to you? I mean it's hardly her fault if you can't handle sarcastic banter.

But whatever, I hope it works out with the other girl. She still interested?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 16, 2017, 06:25:42 AM
aye, im just turned 27 and Ive only realised the only thing i want right now is a girl i like to hug when i have a shit day in work smoking weed so we can chat. Instead of just fucking.

as you can probably tell i have shit priorities and a shit day. canny mind who mentioned this the other day, but audit day. fukken audit day.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on November 16, 2017, 10:56:51 AM
Quote from: tiesto on November 15, 2017, 08:16:49 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on November 15, 2017, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: hampster on November 15, 2017, 04:45:53 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?

2017 lows will make 2018 highs that much sweeter :heart

we said this shit about 2016 to 2017, too

Heh, nice name change. Another LI band, hopefully this time with a less perverted lead singer!

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45243.msg2339881#msg2339881

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:teehee
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 16, 2017, 01:09:22 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on November 16, 2017, 06:25:42 AM
aye, im just turned 27 and Ive only realised the only thing i want right now is a girl i like to hug when i have a shit day in work smoking weed so we can chat. Instead of just fucking.

as you can probably tell i have shit priorities and a shit day. canny mind who mentioned this the other day, but audit day. fukken audit day.

Nah, your priorities are spot on. Hope you find that gal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on November 16, 2017, 01:18:41 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on November 16, 2017, 06:25:42 AM
aye, im just turned 27 and Ive only realised the only thing i want right now is a girl i like to hug when i have a shit day in work smoking weed so we can chat. Instead of just fucking.

as you can probably tell i have shit priorities and a shit day. canny mind who mentioned this the other day, but audit day. fukken audit day.
This is really sweet and genuine, wishing you the best~
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 16, 2017, 01:25:38 PM
Someone you can hang out with and laugh like an idiot with on a rainy afternoon is where it's at.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 16, 2017, 01:27:22 PM
I like hopping back into bed before I get dressed for work to steal all my wife’s warmth ☺️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 16, 2017, 01:37:54 PM
Ha.  I do that too.  It's always a bad idea because it makes it that much worse to get out of bed a second time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 16, 2017, 02:42:24 PM
new season opening on a positive note

(https://i.imgur.com/w5csxKS.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 16, 2017, 05:17:49 PM
Quote from: desert punk on November 16, 2017, 04:32:17 AM
Not really sure where exactly she was being disrespectful to you? I mean it's hardly her fault if you can't handle sarcastic banter.

But whatever, I hope it works out with the other girl. She still interested?

Yeah the other girl might still be interested but we'll see how it goes lol.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 20, 2017, 05:50:49 PM
Fuck anyone who says Patrice's thoughts and vision aint shit. I'm keeping it pimping because of his lessons. I say listen to all the Black Phillip shows.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 20, 2017, 06:11:54 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 20, 2017, 05:50:49 PM
Fuck anyone who says Patrice's thoughts and vision aint shit. I'm keeping it pimping because of his lessons. I say listen to all the Black Phillip shows.
Sure man. You keep doing that and report back on the success. :itagaki
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2017, 09:31:34 PM
When you meticulously cool down on the text by text but she sends you angled titty pics and you become a chatty cathy again. Fuck. My. Life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 21, 2017, 10:42:27 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 22, 2017, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 20, 2017, 06:11:54 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 20, 2017, 05:50:49 PM
Fuck anyone who says Patrice's thoughts and vision aint shit. I'm keeping it pimping because of his lessons. I say listen to all the Black Phillip shows.
Sure man. You keep doing that and report back on the success. :itagaki

It's been going great except I made an idiot of myself today

I forgot my lessons and she said she had a tattoo of her ex with the letter M first I told her hey at least my name starts with an M too

She was like *rolleyes* then said her moms name started with an M too

FML im a fucking idiot

Maybe I can salvage it by not sending anything for a few days, but prolly not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 22, 2017, 10:39:02 AM
eh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 22, 2017, 11:09:33 AM
Maybe I've been looking at this the wrong way. Maybe the gods have just taken one car crash and replaced it with another different kind of car crash and I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

MMaRsu, I totally believe you can salvage the situation. Don't wait on the text. Strike while the iron is hot! Follow up right away.
(please post results)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2017, 11:27:05 AM
So not super long ago my lady friend asked me if, hypothetically, we had a kid in the future would I be cool with her grandma living with us. I...said it made sense because she wants to keep working, I'm obviously going to keep working, and the grandma could babysit.

Shortly thereafter I learned this wasn't really a hypothetical brehs. She thinks this is for sure gonna happen if things get serious. I kinda said well I thought it was a good idea potentially but your grandma has her own place, we could just drop the kid off there or have grandma come to our place for the day. Now she's acting like I shit on her grandma
:dead

I thought we were just figuring out IF things go this way, how will we handle it etc. I should not have entertained the convo brehs. I'm a special fellow about planning things but this is too much.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on November 22, 2017, 11:32:46 AM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/0ZvCWQkkjYh0LEbt4EnOA0kzXAAZfasmWhwIHFlqixkLjsUr33UIpiSSk_jx7XKUPke742Elb4ta165EsUy5S5dH-01F5B0ee26YVw02r0tx45-T4L-dmogE7nJF-umNMc5L354i)

You are already wed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 22, 2017, 11:36:58 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2017, 11:27:05 AM
So not super long ago my lady friend asked me if, hypothetically, we had a kid in the future would I be cool with her grandma living with us. I...said it made sense because she wants to keep working, I'm obviously going to keep working, and the grandma could babysit.

Shortly thereafter I learned this wasn't really a hypothetical brehs. She thinks this is for sure gonna happen if things get serious. I kinda said well I thought it was a good idea potentially but your grandma has her own place, we could just drop the kid off there or have grandma come to our place for the day. Now she's acting like I shit on her grandma
:dead

I thought we were just figuring out IF things go this way, how will we handle it etc. I should not have entertained the convo brehs. I'm a special fellow about planning things but this is too much.
To be fair, you stepped on that land mine yourself breh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 22, 2017, 11:42:16 AM
PD gonna be a dad soon.  :jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on November 22, 2017, 11:45:51 AM
I should have said "already dad", fuck. [/L'esprit d'escalier][/Dufus]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 22, 2017, 11:59:11 AM
Pd start listening to patrice that mofo is righteous
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 22, 2017, 12:06:24 PM
PD: Signed up for that app you recommended. It seems to have a bunch of early 20 folks on it and not older folks. :lol :lol :lol :lol :doge :doge :doge

#NoAtra but that does me no good.

Also I think I'm stuck between Gen-X and Mil's. I don't get these dating apps at all: Match with folks and neither person makes a move, or I make a move and the message is totally ignored. Fuck this meat-market bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 22, 2017, 12:41:37 PM
Disregard people & acquire crypto, my ni🅱🅱a.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: agrajag on November 22, 2017, 12:45:38 PM
What app is that? Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2017, 01:03:47 PM
 PD that nicca thats gonna use a girlfriend provided condom

 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 22, 2017, 01:04:44 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2017, 01:03:47 PM
PD that nicca thats used a girlfriend provided condom

 :kobeyuck

ftfy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 22, 2017, 01:09:32 PM
PD acting cool but this is all things he secretly wants
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 22, 2017, 01:45:42 PM
Is her grandma into black guys?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2017, 02:47:38 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 22, 2017, 11:36:58 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2017, 11:27:05 AM
So not super long ago my lady friend asked me if, hypothetically, we had a kid in the future would I be cool with her grandma living with us. I...said it made sense because she wants to keep working, I'm obviously going to keep working, and the grandma could babysit.

Shortly thereafter I learned this wasn't really a hypothetical brehs. She thinks this is for sure gonna happen if things get serious. I kinda said well I thought it was a good idea potentially but your grandma has her own place, we could just drop the kid off there or have grandma come to our place for the day. Now she's acting like I shit on her grandma
:dead

I thought we were just figuring out IF things go this way, how will we handle it etc. I should not have entertained the convo brehs. I'm a special fellow about planning things but this is too much.
To be fair, you stepped on that land mine yourself breh.
100%. I lost.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 22, 2017, 02:52:22 PM
Congrats on the beautiful mixed babbies

She’s Latina, right? You gonna hafta let abuela move in, and really what a benefit to marry into a culture that values family so much breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 22, 2017, 02:54:24 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 22, 2017, 01:45:42 PM
Is her grandma into black guys?

:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2017, 03:33:13 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 22, 2017, 02:52:22 PM
Congrats on the beautiful mixed babbies

She’s Latina, right? You gonna hafta let abuela move in, and really what a benefit to marry into a culture that values family so much breh

PD gonna gain 10lbs in the first month. Abuelas dont play when it comes to them meal portions.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 22, 2017, 04:32:20 PM
Quote from: agrajag on November 22, 2017, 12:45:38 PM
What app is that? Asking for a friend.

Bumbl and Tindr. Tindr seems to have people around my age (but I'm able to search that). Quick glance at Bumbl has it not able to restrict ages so my initial wave of "matches"/people I can swipe are early 20's which is :donot territory for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2017, 05:08:13 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on November 22, 2017, 04:32:20 PM
my initial wave of "matches"/people I can swipe are early 20's which is :donot territory for me.

What, you don't want to foster a still budding human being in a relationship? I always laugh at friends that go for them young then man cry when they find out this youngin doesn't see a future with them on their spirit quest through Thailand.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 22, 2017, 06:40:28 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2017, 05:08:13 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on November 22, 2017, 04:32:20 PM
my initial wave of "matches"/people I can swipe are early 20's which is :donot territory for me.

What, you don't want to foster a still budding human being in a relationship? I always laugh at friends that go for them young then man cry when they find out this youngin doesn't see a future with them on their spirit quest through Thailand.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 22, 2017, 06:54:38 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2017, 05:08:13 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on November 22, 2017, 04:32:20 PM
my initial wave of "matches"/people I can swipe are early 20's which is :donot territory for me.

What, you don't want to foster a still budding human being in a relationship? I always laugh at friends that go for them young then man cry when they find out this youngin doesn't see a future with them on their spirit quest through Thailand.

#NoAtra but I got for around 2-5 years my age above or below. So early 20's is WAY out of that range. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on November 22, 2017, 07:02:03 PM
Just got this on my phone. What do?

https://imgur.com/e28BcQi
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 22, 2017, 07:12:19 PM
Quote from: demi on November 22, 2017, 07:02:03 PM
Just got this on my phone. What do?

https://imgur.com/e28BcQi

I want to know your time traveling secrets
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 23, 2017, 04:33:26 PM
Ok so I've been getting closer to this one girl at work and
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we've been texting and she has been sending me selfies or herself and also some of the poetry she writes.

We've also been flirting on the chat ofcourse and yesterday I was like "Did you seriously say you never seen GoT before?" She said "If I had wanted to watch it I would have done so already right??" I said "Yeah right like you know how to download it haha" She was laughing saying #singlewoman that she wanted to see a lot of stuff but doesn't know how to download and stuff. I was like Oh well I can come over sometime and show you how to do it.. uhh the downloading I mean. She was like hahaha sure you can come over sometime. I said ok let me know when you got time, she said yeah when I have a spot in my schedule lol. I said oh yeah sure ur busy schedule  :lol. Then she send a picture of her laying on the couch saying yeah looks like im really busy  ::). So I said so gimme ur adress lol. Then she didnt text me back like at all lol. So neither did I ofcourse. Next day she sends me a picture of her lunch and asks me if I'm ready for another poem.. so I havent that text in about 8 hours. I let her see that I read it but I'm not sure if I wanna respond lol
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 23, 2017, 04:40:01 PM
You suck.  Please go away
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 23, 2017, 04:57:04 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 23, 2017, 04:40:01 PM
You suck.  Please go away

suck on my nuts weeboo taco
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 23, 2017, 05:07:35 PM
shes obviously interested, just text her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 23, 2017, 05:13:00 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on November 23, 2017, 05:07:35 PM
shes obviously interested, just text her.

Yeah I think so too but Im thinking I might wanna wait till the morning and answer then :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on November 23, 2017, 06:38:51 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on November 22, 2017, 12:06:24 PM
PD: Signed up for that app you recommended. It seems to have a bunch of early 20 folks on it and not older folks. :lol :lol :lol :lol :doge :doge :doge

#NoAtra but that does me no good.

Also I think I'm stuck between Gen-X and Mil's. I don't get these dating apps at all: Match with folks and neither person makes a move, or I make a move and the message is totally ignored. Fuck this meat-market bullshit.

IMO, dating apps are overrated. Maybe it’s because I’m short, or middle aged or whatever, but I always had better luck in person when I was still single.

They haven’t been worth a shit since like 2007, when it was still considered lame as fuck to date online.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 23, 2017, 08:54:34 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on November 22, 2017, 04:32:20 PM
Quote from: agrajag on November 22, 2017, 12:45:38 PM
What app is that? Asking for a friend.

Bumbl and Tindr. Tindr seems to have people around my age (but I'm able to search that). Quick glance at Bumbl has it not able to restrict ages so my initial wave of "matches"/people I can swipe are early 20's which is :donot territory for me.

(Modify isn't quote. Oops.)

Ok, that's a lie. They buried it in the "settings" for some reason and for some reason the upper bound search is defaulted to 80 ( :doge :doge :doge :doge) and wouldn't let me lower that ( :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge ) until I restarted the app. Found some but I haven't given it the time of day due to crippling anxiety that is like way worse than Atramental's headgames.

Quote from: kingv on November 23, 2017, 06:38:51 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on November 22, 2017, 12:06:24 PM
PD: Signed up for that app you recommended. It seems to have a bunch of early 20 folks on it and not older folks. :lol :lol :lol :lol :doge :doge :doge

#NoAtra but that does me no good.

Also I think I'm stuck between Gen-X and Mil's. I don't get these dating apps at all: Match with folks and neither person makes a move, or I make a move and the message is totally ignored. Fuck this meat-market bullshit.

IMO, dating apps are overrated. Maybe it’s because I’m short, or middle aged or whatever, but I always had better luck in person when I was still single.

They haven’t been worth a shit since like 2007, when it was still considered lame as fuck to date online.

What's funny is that on Grindr and Scruff and other such gay apps, I can get "wanna fuck" messages a plenty with no photo. Use these "straight" apps to look around and see what happens and nothing. It's quite hilarious the contrast between the two. I know women get like 20x more messages but holy shit even men (either these straight apps totally fucking lie on "including men that are also interested in men" or they fucked up completely on knowing what those settings should do) don't message. It's like WTF.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on November 23, 2017, 10:21:41 PM
Not sure if you have ever heard of the “paralysis of choice” but it’s a marketing related term. They did some marketing tests decades ago around having large selections of jam in grocery stores, and found that there is a point where the returns of more selection not only diminish but actually reverse!

In other words, if you have too much choice, it just becomes too complicated and people will choose nothing. I think there’s some form of this that happens with online dating for women,  so they use arbitrary rules to. Narrow it down to something manageable, whether that’s height, pictures with a pet, income, age, race or dick size.

Theoretically, everyone knows this is not exactly a great way to figure out who’s compatible, but what else do you do?

As a guy I always just found it depressing, because you’d send out a million messages and get like 5 replies from the women you were least interested in. But at the same time I could go to the park and strike up a conversation with some single mom my kid was playing with and have even odds of setting up a date. And I didn’t have to sit on my couch obsessing over tinder like a taco.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: king of the internet on November 23, 2017, 11:07:09 PM
Caught feelings again. Fuck!! :duh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 23, 2017, 11:23:29 PM
Quote from: kingv on November 23, 2017, 10:21:41 PM
Not sure if you have ever heard of the “paralysis of choice” but it’s a marketing related term. They did some marketing tests decades ago around having large selections of jam in grocery stores, and found that there is a point where the returns of more selection not only diminish but actually reverse!

In other words, if you have too much choice, it just becomes too complicated and people will choose nothing. I think there’s some form of this that happens with online dating for women,  so they use arbitrary rules to. Narrow it down to something manageable, whether that’s height, pictures with a pet, income, age, race or dick size.

Theoretically, everyone knows this is not exactly a great way to figure out who’s compatible, but what else do you do?

As a guy I always just found it depressing, because you’d send out a million messages and get like 5 replies from the women you were least interested in. But at the same time I could go to the park and strike up a conversation with some single mom my kid was playing with and have even odds of setting up a date. And I didn’t have to sit on my couch obsessing over tinder like a taco.

I think you misunderstand. And I get what you're saying. In my case, it's not "too many choices" it's simply "I can't care because various factors prevent me from going 'okay, maybe that can work out.'" I've put some subtle hints at the roadblock in my previous posts in this this thread, but I don't expect you dig that deeply back. Let's just say the links I've put in this thread are what I face and it's a matter of "do I put that information out there first or later" and "I highly doubt that even if I did put that information out there, they'll respond. So... why bother?" So I don't even bother messaging the matches I do get.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 01:30:20 PM
Fuck man im such a fucking pussy jesus. Walked to this girl's car after work with her and talked with her but should have just fucking kissed her.

Even before that we were texting with sexual innuendo's ffs

Why am I still too much of a lil bitch FUCK
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2017, 01:42:03 PM
Skip the kissing and just finger blast her discolored asshole until love sparks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 24, 2017, 01:55:42 PM
gotta listen to more patrice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 01:59:42 PM
she just inv me to drinks right now

omw to the city
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 04:59:02 PM
Well had a great night but when I went in for the kiss she was like no kiss on the mouth and she gave me the three kisses on the cheeck fuck

*friendzoned*

Oh well fuck it had a good night anyway ( I honestly think she did too because there were so many laughs and we locked eyes aplenty but still )

Either way back to patrice

https://youtu.be/OpHCsNEyWm4

I aint sending no fuking text till she sends something, I aint even sending a fucking "hey had a good time blabla"

She did already agree to watching a movie at her place and she mentioned that she loves to have discusssions about deep shit so I told her damn im ready to get into some heated discussions with you baby she was like ohh im sure we will lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 24, 2017, 05:11:06 PM
3 kisses on the cheek means she wants to fuck you but Jesus told her not to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2017, 05:15:17 PM
Well, when the compromise between a kiss on the dick and an awkard side is three sweet kisses to the cheek after a chill time together I'd say you've come out ahead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 05:27:55 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2017, 05:15:17 PM
Well, when the compromise between a kiss on the dick and an awkard side is three sweet kisses to the cheek after a chill time together I'd say you've come out ahead.

Thanks man, well yeah I think we had a good time so maybe if we could hang out in a more familliar setting with her not having to drive so maybe some more alcohol or drugs get involved ( she mentioned she does drugs..well shit she even outdrugs me ). She's maybe too fucking crazy for me but damn that just makes me want this bad bitch even more.

But in my eyes three kisses on the cheek is friendzoned and if she really wanted me she would have went with me tryin to kiss her lol. I didn't do it in a pussy ass way so it should have worked if she was into me lol.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2017, 05:32:58 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 05:27:55 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2017, 05:15:17 PM
Well, when the compromise between a kiss on the dick and an awkard side is three sweet kisses to the cheek after a chill time together I'd say you've come out ahead.

Thanks man, well yeah I think we had a good time so maybe if we could hang out in a more familliar setting with her not having to drive so maybe some more alcohol or drugs get involved ( she mentioned she does drugs..well shit she even outdrugs me ). She's maybe too fucking crazy for me but damn that just makes me want this bad bitch even more.

But in my eyes three kisses on the cheek is friendzoned and if she really wanted me she would have went with me tryin to kiss her lol. I didn't do it in a pussy ass way so it should have worked if she was into me lol.
I say pursue her until she outright says she feels things should remain friendly. Three dates is all it should really take. If y'all arent on the same level by then, cut her loose.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 24, 2017, 05:35:09 PM
"Maybe she'll fuck me if I drug her enough"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on November 24, 2017, 05:35:42 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 05:27:55 PM
But in my eyes three kisses on the cheek is friendzoned and if she really wanted me she would have went with me tryin to kiss her lol. I didn't do it in a pussy ass way so it should have worked if she was into me lol.
::)

There's no rules to this. Maybe she didn't want to seem easy? Who knows. As long as she wants to continue seeing you one on one, you're good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2017, 05:40:18 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on November 24, 2017, 05:35:09 PM
"Maybe she'll fuck me if I drug her enough"

I vote he rents a boat as a last resort

https://youtu.be/-yUafzOXHPE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 05:43:00 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on November 24, 2017, 05:35:09 PM
"Maybe she'll fuck me if I drug her enough"

she loves to drink a lot which is what she said sooo I asked her when are we gonna finish a bottle lol

She seemed into it so I say why the fuck not lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2017, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 01:30:20 PM
Fuck man im such a fucking pussy jesus. Walked to this girl's car after work with her and talked with her but should have just fucking kissed her.

Even before that we were texting with sexual innuendo's ffs

Why am I still too much of a lil bitch FUCK

wouldn't want to be accused of sexual assault in 40 years bro, calm down.  :doge

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tbh you sound weird and if I was her I'd throw you in the bushes
:yeshrug
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 05:49:06 PM
Quote from: Beezy on November 24, 2017, 05:35:42 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 05:27:55 PM
But in my eyes three kisses on the cheek is friendzoned and if she really wanted me she would have went with me tryin to kiss her lol. I didn't do it in a pussy ass way so it should have worked if she was into me lol.
::)

There's no rules to this. Maybe she didn't want to seem easy? Who knows. As long as she wants to continue seeing you one on one, you're good.

Allright yeah could just be my interpretation but she was like yeah I'll see you on monday. Like I said I'm not gonna send her anything tho.
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2017, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 01:30:20 PM
Fuck man im such a fucking pussy jesus. Walked to this girl's car after work with her and talked with her but should have just fucking kissed her.

Even before that we were texting with sexual innuendo's ffs

Why am I still too much of a lil bitch FUCK

wouldn't want to be accused of sexual assault in 40 years bro, calm down.  :doge

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tbh you sound weird and if I was her I'd throw you in the bushes
:yeshrug
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Haha cmon we've been texting a lot and there's been plenty of innuendo so why not kiss a girl when she seems into you?

Either way it doesn't really matter :P.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 24, 2017, 05:50:14 PM
I don't think she necessarily Friend-zone'd you, but at the same time you're kinda jumping to conclusions because she may have been put off. If she doesn't talk to you Monday, I guess cut your losses.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
It was pretty fucking stupid of me not to even say like hey I had a good fucking time so let's do this again soon

 ???

I'm so out of the dating game jesus what a clueless bastard. I just went in for a random fucking kiss I guess so yeah I probably did like scare her off, but then again after I went in for it she did give me the three kisses on the cheek and a hug lol. I should probably stop caring about this right now.  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 24, 2017, 06:24:10 PM
it's okay, tomorrow's another day
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 24, 2017, 06:28:59 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
It was pretty fucking stupid of me not to even say like hey I had a good fucking time so let's do this again soon

 ???

I'm so out of the dating game jesus what a clueless bastard. I just went in for a random fucking kiss I guess so yeah I probably did like scare her off, but then again after I went in for it she did give me the three kisses on the cheek and a hug lol. I should probably stop caring about this right now.  :)

There's nothing stopping you from texting her saying "hey, I had a good time, let's do it again?" besides your hurt pride (which is coming off that one post). I get you're hurt that she wasn't DTF, but sometimes folks take a while to warm up to people and she may/may not be down to One-Night Stand so suddenly.

Basically :yeshrug is what I'm saying, if you think you have a chance with her, send a text right now/later today and then leave it there. If she doesn't respond, cut your losses. If you think it isn't worth the effort, cut your losses.

*shrug*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 06:31:29 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on November 24, 2017, 06:28:59 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
It was pretty fucking stupid of me not to even say like hey I had a good fucking time so let's do this again soon

 ???

I'm so out of the dating game jesus what a clueless bastard. I just went in for a random fucking kiss I guess so yeah I probably did like scare her off, but then again after I went in for it she did give me the three kisses on the cheek and a hug lol. I should probably stop caring about this right now.  :)

There's nothing stopping you from texting her saying "hey, I had a good time, let's do it again?" besides your hurt pride (which is coming off that one post). I get you're hurt that she wasn't DTF, but sometimes folks take a while to warm up to people and she may/may not be down to One-Night Stand so suddenly.

Basically :yeshrug is what I'm saying, if you think you have a chance with her, send a text right now/later today and then leave it there. If she doesn't respond, cut your losses. If you think it isn't worth the effort, cut your losses.

*shrug*

She just texted me actually that she is in the city again lol ( with her girlfriends who she was meeting up with after us getting drinks )

Hmm I'll probably respond in this case :P I could still send that shit yea . My ego is more that I feel stupid for just going in for the kiss lol but maybe that was a good thing anyway
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 06:37:43 PM
Quote from: Exodust on November 24, 2017, 06:35:00 PM
MMaRsu, breh, stop overthinking literally everything.

its the weed bro  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 24, 2017, 07:33:41 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 24, 2017, 06:37:43 PM
Quote from: Exodust on November 24, 2017, 06:35:00 PM
MMaRsu, breh, stop overthinking literally everything.

its the weed bro  :lawd

Everything gets back to your own choices. Stop externalizing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on November 24, 2017, 08:18:01 PM
Three kisses on the cheek just means she doesn’t want you to think she’s a ho.

Girls have a bunch of weird rules and shit sometimes, but she probably is trying to make sure you have enough interest that you’re not going to just smash and never talk to her again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 24, 2017, 08:59:15 PM
MMaarasu I'm gonna be straight with you. I actually think you're a good dude. Few things tho.

1) Patrice is a funny guy, considered one of the best. Doesnt mean you need to eat oatmeal from a hooker's asshole because he said it lowers cholesterol. There may be some truth to what  he says, but its just exaggerated anecdotal stories.
 
2) If a girl is into you she will talk to you. That doesnt mean if she talks to you shes into you. Just means shes no gonna go radio silent for a week to play games, people who are genuinely into you will be too shit-feart to actually try it, and those who seem to do it like second nature have probably already shagged half the people you know. And tbh it doesnt sound like you have the confidence to deal with that.

3)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVrZgxSjsvw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 25, 2017, 12:35:03 AM
I just correctly guessed the astrological sign of an online dating prospect. This is like getting 7777 in your favorite dragon quest casino. Good night everybody.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 25, 2017, 06:09:47 AM
MMarasu we've all made the same mistake that you made. It's not missing out on a chance to make a move, but being a really boring "success-focused" fuck by holding back the caring/empathetic stuff that makes you a human.

Now is the fun part where you know that we know that she knows this because even I knew that and is going to weight the short vs long term benefits of doing something with a coworker while you go on rhapsodizing about Patrice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 25, 2017, 06:56:47 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on November 25, 2017, 06:09:47 AM
MMarasu we've all made the same mistake that you made. It's not missing out on a chance to make a move, but being a really boring "success-focused" fuck by holding back the caring/empathetic stuff that makes you a human.

Now is the fun part where you know that we know that she knows this because even I knew that and is going to weight the short vs long term benefits of doing something with a coworker while you go on rhapsodizing about Patrice.

Hmm interesting. What mistake specifically are you referring to if I may ask? Anyway yeah I responded to her text last night saying "I kinda had a good time with you, so we are chilling soon yea?  :mynicca "

She responded  :lol "kinda"  :lol then said "I also kinda had a good time  :lol "

So that's gotta be good haha
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 25, 2017, 07:54:58 AM
Ok, so im sure one of my good mates gf is into me, and im pretty sure he knows too. Nothing  has explicitly happened, but theres just this tension in the air thats confusing me.  We're a group of 4 (+1 guy whos just joined us from lithuania - theyre all lithuanian btw). Weve been hanging out for a year now, and out of all of us, I see her the least. I started noticing it ages ago, anytime im over at theirs our out drinking. In any dispute, she always takes my side, even if im wrong. One time I was talking about ocarina of time as the 2 dudes hadnt played it and i was like "wtf - how could you not have played it etc etc" and she was like yeah "yeah its the best zelda ever" learning seconds later, shes never played it either. Her bf wot invite me over if its just me, him her he needs the other guy there aswell, but has no problem inviting other mate over on his own. So I feel like hes kinda aware, and im pretty sure hes not pissed at me or anything, but hes kinda concious about it and I think tried to ignore it. I also ignore it as best i can, ill either try to play it cool or pretend my mind went blank if i start to feel that tension.

This last month shits ramped up. Shes touching me, all the time, almost everywhere. Resting her head on my shoulder, and im catching glimpses thats throwing me off. I was having a joke argument and at one point she was staring at me with her first against her mouth. (sounds kinda weird, but its exactly what i do, if for example i see an amazing ass, ill make a fist and put my index finger between my teeth and me like "oooh goddamn"). The minute her bf left to get his ID last night, lip gloss went on. She paid for one of my drinks because she owed me, but didnt pay back the other dude she owes.

Im normally terrible at picking up signs, but i feel like shes very purposefully doing all this shit, because i can feel myself instinctively responding sometimes and its freaking me out. Maybe im mistaken and shes super friendly - because we all get along really well. I dont know what to do, because i cant exactly say anything. Im not going to do anything, but its just uncomfortable sometimes in those moments.

damn

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 25, 2017, 11:28:43 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on November 25, 2017, 06:09:47 AM
MMarasu we've all made the same mistake that you made. It's not missing out on a chance to make a move, but being a really boring "success-focused" fuck by holding back the caring/empathetic stuff that makes you a human.

Now is the fun part where you know that we know that she knows this because even I knew that and is going to weight the short vs long term benefits of doing something with a coworker while you go on rhapsodizing about Patrice.

Wait so what you are saying is I should just keep texting her back and not withhold my attention from her?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on November 25, 2017, 11:33:42 AM
Well, what does Patrice say?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 25, 2017, 12:18:28 PM
Quote from: Exodust on November 24, 2017, 06:35:00 PM
MMaRsu, breh, stop overthinking literally everything.

This whole thread is nothing but Atra overthinking.

Maybe we're all figments of Atramental's imagination. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 25, 2017, 12:50:39 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 25, 2017, 11:28:43 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on November 25, 2017, 06:09:47 AM
MMarasu we've all made the same mistake that you made. It's not missing out on a chance to make a move, but being a really boring "success-focused" fuck by holding back the caring/empathetic stuff that makes you a human.

Now is the fun part where you know that we know that she knows this because even I knew that and is going to weight the short vs long term benefits of doing something with a coworker while you go on rhapsodizing about Patrice.

Wait so what you are saying is I should just keep texting her back and not withhold my attention from her?

Yes don't withhold expectations but don't develop expectations based on what you want versus what you two have actually communicated to each other. Taking a few weeks to figure out what happens is the best way forward.

Regarding "boring fuck", I mean being concerned with your win/loss ratio and how to project an attitude to the world rather than just being yourself and seeing each situation as a unique thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 26, 2017, 04:59:45 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 10, 2017, 07:11:00 AM
Here's a Rahxephon91 post from the last iteration of the relationship thread in 2014: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.msg1974439#msg1974439

Except for the bitterness now, virtually nothing has changed.
its funny you mentioned this because this girl recently came back into my life.

She was at a mutual friends party and I talked to her, going so far as to ask her if she still had a boyfriend. Not a big deal as when I'm drunk I talk to a lot of girls as I lose my anxity and become a very happy person. Well anyway I guess she rememberd that I asked her that as it was brought up when my friend was talking to her. So my friend gave her my Snapchat and she added me. Well I took that as a slight interests and started messaging her. We talked for two weeks. Nothing intense, just a couple of messages a day. She's really attractive, but also really real. Really down to earth. Eventually we got on the subject of Justice League and she mentioned she wanted to see it. So I said I was down and would like to see it with her. I thought you know it's pretty clear I'm talking cause I'm intersted and well whatever. She replied "yeah sure, whenever I got a chance. I work a lot". Which to me was maybe good but also a send off. Anyway we continued to talk frequently but idk my negativity said this was a waste of time.

And it was. Eventually I told her I was intersted and I enjoyed talking to her and then no reply whatsoever. Such is my experience forever more.

While I know most here think I'm a mysgonistic pos. I'm not. I love women. I'm so ready to to try and do anything to please one. I have female friends and I think they are great people. I love my mom, my sister, and I love my nieces so much. I just feel very lonely and I'm really unsure of how to solve that. Catcataa was proboly right when he said I go about talking to these girls as if they are my only hope. It's true but not. While I had a huge crush on this girl, I tried to talk to her as casual and normal as possible but when I asked friends for advice it was full of you need to make a move, you need to make your intentions clear, you need to be direct. Even I felt I needed to move past text because there's only so much through text you can do.


I'm not a pos and I'm not a bad person, I just haven't had an easy time with this relationship stuff. If anything I've focused on the negatives on my failures and interlized them as logical reasons to say "well I'm hopeless". Which isn't true. I'm a good person. I know that because I have an amazing support network. I just can't find a lady friend and I feel miserable because well oviously I want to have sex and please someone sexually, but I just want someone to like me on that level and to have someone to do things with. Who wants to do stuff with me. It sucks being so lonely and I've been so lonely forever. And every time I try it just further reinforces that  gonna be lonely forever and that sucks.

Well I'm sorry for being a bitch to everyone here. I like this community so much. I just get so angry and fursuteated with life because I don't understand it. And when I feel I get some grip on it, it turns out I don't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 26, 2017, 08:48:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaujraE3QPg&t=1s
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 27, 2017, 03:09:26 AM
Soo okay I havent talked to the girl yet since saturday, she went to a big ass party and did some x and shit. Heard from her when she was on that but after that nothing lol. Now im at work and shes just like Hi lol.

Normally she d be really like hey how are u doing blabla. Oh well lol friendzoned!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 27, 2017, 09:21:48 AM
🤦‍♂️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 27, 2017, 01:04:40 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 26, 2017, 08:48:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaujraE3QPg&t=1s

 :lol

has he gotten laid yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2017, 04:10:01 PM
Kent actually got a girlfriend awhile ago and it spawned an angry reaction from some of his fans, who created their own YT channels to accuse him to selling out. She broke up with him and now he's back to being miserable but I'm not sure if he still does videos. He deletes his channel so often.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 27, 2017, 04:18:44 PM
Progress..growth...bless up Atra, bless up Dufus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 27, 2017, 07:11:11 PM
As an update, I've been seeing the same girl for over six months now and went to her family for Thanksgiving.  Nothing real interesting to note.  Pretty boring but boring is fine.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 27, 2017, 07:33:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/3Q0sciv.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 27, 2017, 07:37:05 PM
domestication :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on November 27, 2017, 08:20:52 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 27, 2017, 07:11:11 PM
As an update, I've been seeing the same girl for over six months now and went to her family for Thanksgiving.  Nothing real interesting to note.  Pretty boring but boring is fine.

Boring with good food or boring with bad food ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on November 28, 2017, 01:29:37 AM
So I experienced pretty much the entirety of a relationship in one night last week.

Got home from work early on Wednesday, and I was making a pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. Knew my friends were out but didn't feel like driving (was feeling tired and they were 20 miles away which is like an hour in LA time), so I started scrolling through OKCupid. Happened to notice a girl who had messaged me at like 5am a week or so prior and deactivated her account before I woke up (a warning sign in retrospect) had re-activated her account. She was cute and seemed pretty interesting, so I shot her a message.

Surprisingly she responded back rather quickly, and soon we were chatting back and forth about random shit. Eventually she tells me about some other dude who had just messaged her with something lame and said she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. I asked her if it was worth asking for a screen shot and she said sure, what's your number again? (I had not previously given her my number)

Soon we were texting back and forth and I circled back to an earlier comment she had made about us hanging out together in a dive bar, to see if she was gonna be free at any point over the long weekend. She joked that I knew where she liked to hang out and I'd just have to show up, and I replied that I wasn't about that creeper life. A few more back and forths and she told me she was going for "one drink" at a bar around the corner from her apartment and said I should join her. I looked the place up, gave her and eta and was halfway there before she even responded. Also keep in mind it is now like 11pm.

I show up, find her in the bar and talk for a moment. She complains that her drink is "basically pure whiskey", which works for me so I buy her a different drink and take hers. We talk a bunch, she pounds a couple more drinks and pretty soon we are making out. We go at it for a bit, she starts to grab my junk, and of course I'm starting to pack wood at this point. And then here is where things take a downturn. Now I can't remember if she got upset/disgusted first or if I asked her if we should close out first, but either way I go up to close us both out and a minute later she comes up and says she doesnt want to close out, she's starting to seem upset so I tell her I'm okay with staying here and hanging out more and she becomes kind of noncommittal. Feeling like an idiot and a bit confused, I go to the bathroom to empty my bladder and clear my head. I come back out and she doesn't seem to be interested in talking to me and is now starting to flirt up a bunch of Russian dudes that had come in a bit earlier. Figuring I had totally fucked up I go sit down, and drink some water, thinking it's time to go home. I finish my water, go talk to her and tell her I'm taking off, but now she apparently doesn't want me to go, I ask her what she wants and she informs me she is going to drink the Russians under the table. I get some more water as she pounds a drink with the Russians and then follows two of them outside for a smoke.

The third Russian turns to me and tells me, to my surprise, that he is concerned about my friend. He feels she's very messed up and keeps saying she wants to go party with them and he's uncomfortable with that. I attempted to tell him I didn't know her, but he wasn't really listening so I went outside to check on her. I go outside, she's talking to one of the Russians and seems relatively lucid, she finishes her smoke and we go back inside to the bar and up to the bar, and at this point she starts falling apart. She's having trouble keeping her head up, the bartender is telling her she can't sleep in there and that I have to take care of her etc. I help her get her purse and coat and start walking her out of the bar.

What follows is a 45 minute or so ordeal of me trying to get her to tell me which building she lives in so I can walk her back to it. Her stopping to either almost throw up or almost pass out a few times, and a 10 minute struggle for her to get her keys out of her purse (before I just did it for her). In the end she zonked out on the ground outside her building, I helped her up, got her through the gate and she stumbled to her apartment. I helped her inside, laid her down on her couch, covered her with a blanket and left her a bowl in case she had to throw up.

I texted her when I got home to let her know I didn't die on the way, and texted her again the next day to see if she was alive/wanted to talk and no response.

When I told my friend this story the next day he asked if I always go for crazy girls or if this is just a recent thing. :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 28, 2017, 01:42:51 AM
She sounds like a keeper.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2017, 07:43:48 AM
You should have gone through her medicine cabinet while she was passed out.  Learn her dirty secrets.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on November 28, 2017, 08:09:39 AM
^ For real. There's no way this lady didn't keep some benzos on deck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on November 28, 2017, 09:13:01 AM
You are a real gentleman, Bluemax.

Most of the guys would have bailed. Out of the few left that would take her home, some would have tried to take advantage of her in some way. She's really lucky you were there for her being a total stranger and all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 28, 2017, 01:57:39 PM
Maybe she wants to get murdered? Cause thats how you get murdered.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 28, 2017, 06:01:15 PM
I dunno, that sounds like a regular "oops, overdid it" bad night / really wanting something exciting to happen. She'll appreciate you making sure she didn't die and you should go out with her again imo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 28, 2017, 07:11:04 PM
 You were a gentleman, she sounds like a hot mess, I’d say get out while you still got your sanity and don’t contact her again. That is abysmal behavior for having just met someone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 28, 2017, 08:52:48 PM
You guys have no taste for adventure
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 28, 2017, 10:00:58 PM
If you didn't blackout on a first date is it even a date?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 28, 2017, 10:05:52 PM
One time on a second date this waitress got so drunk she tried sucking my dick in front of a church and I had to stop her just as some kids were walking out. She then proceeded to be extremely rude to every person we passed by on the street and embarrassing me. When we got back to my place she wouldn't stop moaning like a cat in heat despite the fact that I was barely in and woke up all three of my housemates. And then she stole my shorts in the morning.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on November 29, 2017, 12:44:23 AM
I forgot to mention she deactivated her OKCupid profile again the next day.

She never texted me back and given that it's been almost a week I don't really expect. It's sort of weird, like I figured we'd just meet up and drink and go our separate ways for that night and then that happened. Earlier she had told me about how her ex had been way younger and was some up and coming actor and how she didn't want to hang out with trust fund kids trying to do a bunch of blow. And I'm pretty far away from that sort of thing so yeah.

I did go into her bathroom, but only because I really had to pee and I didn't want to drive home holding it in.

But I went out expecting to only get some kind of story out of the night, and I did, and no one died and everyone got home safe so I'm okay.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 29, 2017, 12:55:55 PM
Ok this girl with a daughter I was messing with is a total fucking mess lol. I'm outta there, told her the truth and got the fuck out.

Stayed a gentleman but gave her the raw medicine she was asking for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 29, 2017, 02:14:18 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 29, 2017, 12:55:55 PM
Ok this girl with a daughter I was messing with is a total fucking mess lol. I'm outta there, told her the truth and got the fuck out.

Stayed a gentleman but gave her the raw medicine she was asking for.

Dick?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 29, 2017, 02:21:26 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 29, 2017, 12:55:55 PM
Ok this girl with a daughter I was messing with is a total fucking mess lol. I'm outta there, told her the truth and got the fuck out.

Stayed a gentleman but gave her the raw medicine she was asking for.

there are so many nicer ways to write this that i can't help but imagine that you were just a massive dick to someone who probably didn't deserve it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 29, 2017, 04:28:26 PM
Quote from: toku on November 29, 2017, 02:21:26 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 29, 2017, 12:55:55 PM
Ok this girl with a daughter I was messing with is a total fucking mess lol. I'm outta there, told her the truth and got the fuck out.

Stayed a gentleman but gave her the raw medicine she was asking for.

there are so many nicer ways to write this that i can't help but imagine that you were just a massive dick to someone who probably didn't deserve it

Nah not at all, I was just being straight with her instead.

Basically when I first checked her out and she was checking me out, then I got her number, then I asked her to go out and do something togther and she kinda left me hanging. SO I figured she didn't give a fuck and wasn't interested so I moved on to someone else who was showing actual interest towards me.

Then I went out for drinks with the second girl and I was basically just a nice guy but got the feeling from her that she wasn't really feeling it so I didn't really pay much attention to her anymore and told her listen I dont wanna go out if you're not into it.

After that the first girl got wind of me going out with someone else and suddenly she starts paying attention to me and wants to chat with me all day, let's me compliment her looks, smarts and quirky attitude while also respecting the boundaries of being interested in someone who you work with. She started making sure I wasn't messing around with any other girls, so I figured ok well shit maybe she really is interested in me.

So like I said in this thread I went out with her for drinks, she invited me actually. Had a great time together, lots of laughs and got three kisses on the cheek at the end when I went in for the kiss. So yesterday she was all fucked up cause of a party she went to in the weekend. We went out together on a smoke break and she basically told me that she has a guy on the side who she had been seeing since April and that he wants an open relationship and just fuck other chicks on the side but that she doesn't want that because she doesn't want to be classified as a random fuck for this guy ofcourse. I totally understand she's emotionally invested in this other guy, but I still feel like it's a dick move to string me along by letting me give her attention and also going out for drinks together when she is fucking around with this other dude right?

So I just sent her a msg saying all that and how I think it's not really what she wants to be a random fuck to this guy and we had a pretty lenghty discussion about all of it. I told her multiple times that if she just wants to be friends or whatever she should just come out and say it because I've already given her so many chances to come out and say that shit. But every time she totally ignores it and doesn't want to cop to it? I also said that she deserves better and that she knows it, and wants it as well. But if she is looking for an emotional connection and this guy just wants to fuck random girs and she doesn't want to fuck random guys then what kind of 'open relationship' is that? I told her that because it was her own words.

Today she was trying to get my attention at work again through chat and stuff but fuck that. I most certainly was not a dick to her, that is just not my style. But I didn't sugarcoat how I feel just to make her feel better you feel me?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 29, 2017, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 23, 2017, 04:40:01 PM
You suck.  Please go away
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 29, 2017, 06:11:58 PM
MMaRsu should probably just stick to smoking weed and playing vidya.

He doesn't seem very good at this dating stuff.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 29, 2017, 06:21:44 PM
I restarted on Tinder and Bumble, but after seeing my friends tinder and the girl side. I'm not sure how a normal person even stands a chance on here. There where like millions of body builders and other super in shape and good looking dudes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 29, 2017, 06:30:11 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 29, 2017, 06:11:58 PM
MMaRsu should probably just stick to smoking weed and playing vidya.

He doesn't seem very good at this dating stuff.  :doge

Says the master that should do the very same. :doge :doge ;) :-*
---

"You got a like! Open the app to find out!"

*opens app, swipes right out of curiosity given the app is saying that I was liked. Person at the top of the stack isn't the like person*

#WTF
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 29, 2017, 06:39:17 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 29, 2017, 06:21:44 PM
I restarted on Tinder and Bumble, but after seeing my friends tinder and the girl side. I'm not sure how a normal person even stands a chance on here. There where like millions of body builders and other super in shape and good looking dudes.
I'm probably not returning back to tinder (or bumble) when I start dating again.

I plan on asking girls out the old fashioned way. At bars.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 29, 2017, 07:08:03 PM
Or anywhere, for that matter. You get a lot better feel for a person in public after a few minutes of talking to them than how they might present themselves on a dating app.

I don't have any issues dating at all but I almost never use dating apps. I just talk to people like a human being.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 29, 2017, 08:25:58 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like Dating sites are better than apps. App's don't let you fill in certain sections to give a better idea who you are. Bumbl, Tindr, hell Grindr and the like are "this is my body/face picture, a few others of me laughing, with friends maybe, and then a short paragraph with a Spotify/Instagram/Facebook/Twitter linked account. Swipe me!"

Feels... impersonal? Meat-market-ish? to me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 29, 2017, 08:33:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 29, 2017, 06:39:17 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 29, 2017, 06:21:44 PM
I restarted on Tinder and Bumble, but after seeing my friends tinder and the girl side. I'm not sure how a normal person even stands a chance on here. There where like millions of body builders and other super in shape and good looking dudes.
I'm probably not returning back to tinder (or bumble) when I start dating again.

I plan on asking girls out the old fashioned way. At bars.  :doge

Lol okay .gif
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 29, 2017, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on November 29, 2017, 08:25:58 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like Dating sites are better than apps. App's don't let you fill in certain sections to give a better idea who you are. Bumbl, Tindr, hell Grindr and the like are "this is my body/face picture, a few others of me laughing, with friends maybe, and then a short paragraph with a Spotify/Instagram/Facebook/Twitter linked account. Swipe me!"

Feels... impersonal? Meat-market-ish? to me.

I dunno. I had the worst luck on dating sites as opposed to tinder.

Sometimes giving too much info about yourself just kills any mystique/allure you happen to have.

I kept a lot of things about myself deliberately vague on my tinder bio so a potential match could fill in the blanks.

Quote from: Huff on November 29, 2017, 08:33:06 PM
Lol okay .gif
I'll have my tongue down some bar thot's throat next year. Just you watch. :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 29, 2017, 08:44:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 29, 2017, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on November 29, 2017, 08:25:58 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like Dating sites are better than apps. App's don't let you fill in certain sections to give a better idea who you are. Bumbl, Tindr, hell Grindr and the like are "this is my body/face picture, a few others of me laughing, with friends maybe, and then a short paragraph with a Spotify/Instagram/Facebook/Twitter linked account. Swipe me!"

Feels... impersonal? Meat-market-ish? to me.

I dunno. I had the worst luck on dating sites as opposed to tinder.

Sometimes giving too much info about yourself just kills any mystique/allure you happen to have.

I kept a lot of things about myself deliberately vague on my tinder bio so a potential match could fill in the blanks.

You don't have to fill in every section. Maybe it's just me being "older" but the dating sites were like the "SWM 40 year old, seeks 40 SWF for companionship" newspaper ads in the pre-internet days. You filled out the sections of what you were interested in, tell a little about yourself and generally found "like-minded" folks compared to the apps where you go "they look cool and their profile blurb sounds interesting" and then find out you have nothing totally in common with that person.

:yeshrug Getting old, I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 02:30:53 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 29, 2017, 06:11:58 PM
MMaRsu should probably just stick to smoking weed and playing vidya.

He doesn't seem very good at this dating stuff.  :doge

Haha I'm not sure exactly what I did wrong in this case? In my view, nothing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 30, 2017, 06:08:24 AM
I didn't even read your latest post.

I'm just talking in general.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 07:55:06 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 30, 2017, 06:08:24 AM
I didn't even read your latest post.

I'm just talking in general.

Hmm ok well in general you don't even know who I am so I would think it's easy to make assumptions but hard to be correct :P.

I do have a habit of messing around with girls who have some fucking problems in their life. A LOT of times.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 30, 2017, 08:04:06 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 07:55:06 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 30, 2017, 06:08:24 AM
I didn't even read your latest post.

I'm just talking in general.

Hmm ok well in general you don't even know who I am so I would think it's easy to make assumptions but hard to be correct :P.

I do have a habit of messing around with girls who have some fucking problems in their life. A LOT of times.
Why tho?  :thinking

Maybe it's just my introversion talking but that seems like a gigantic waste of time & energy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 08:24:41 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 30, 2017, 08:04:06 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 07:55:06 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 30, 2017, 06:08:24 AM
I didn't even read your latest post.

I'm just talking in general.

Hmm ok well in general you don't even know who I am so I would think it's easy to make assumptions but hard to be correct :P.

I do have a habit of messing around with girls who have some fucking problems in their life. A LOT of times.
Why tho?  :thinking

Maybe it's just my introversion talking but that seems like a gigantic waste of time & energy.

It's really not like I'm looking for it. But I can admit that a lot of girls I've hooked up with, dated with or had relationship with, turned out to have some serious personality issues or just in general are fucked up in their life. Now I'm not saying I'm perfect because noone is and I know I have my own flaws. But sadly I just can't seem to just find someone who has their heart in the right place, is not boring as fuck, and doesn't have a boyfriend.

But I also must admit that the past two/three years I havent been putting in any energy in meeting women at all. So hell yeah I've been out of the game and must get myself back into the finer subtleties of dating.

After listening to Patrice lately, I understand that my happiness comes first. My happiness is paramount. So I should also stop putting women on a pedestal which I have been doing for a long time now. I should put myself up on that pedestal instead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 30, 2017, 08:57:17 AM
I'm all for not being a door mat but you can't be a steam roller either. There's a subtle balance that needs to be struck. And if you put yourself on a pedestal you're just going to fall off and hurt yourself when things don't go your way.

Put yourself on ~slightly~ even ground (have yourself be an "inch" higher than them at most) with the women you want to attract. You'll get much better results that way.

edit: Also, Patrice can/could back up his gigantic ego because he was a talented and successful comedian.

If you're not as successful in your life as Patrice was then you should dial back the ego stroking by half if not more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 09:15:06 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 30, 2017, 08:57:17 AM
I'm all for not being a door mat but you can't be a steam roller either. There's a subtle balance that needs to be struck. And if you put yourself on a pedestal you're just going to fall off and hurt yourself when things don't go your way.

Put yourself on ~slightly~ even ground (have yourself be an "inch" higher than them at most) with the women you want to attract. You'll get much better results that way.

edit: Also, Patrice can/could back up his gigantic ego because he was a talented and successful comedian.

If you're not as successful in your life as Patrice was then you should dial back the ego stroking by half if not more.

You are right on the money. But I have been a doormat in the past and would do anything for a girl if I'm with her. I was the nice guy in the relationship 100% of the time. My ego wasn't always as high as it is right now, but these past few months have really done wonders for me. I get a lot of looks from girls these days and just feel a lot better.

Ofcourse Patrice got his confidence from his succes as a comedian, but the logic behind is stories makes too much sense to ignore. I'm not saying I'm taking all his advice at face value, but he has some great points on how to get out of the friendzone etc all that shit. How women test your manhood *unconsciously*.

For me personally I am at a succesfull level right now because I recently got a degree to work in finance/banks and got a new job at a bank which I'm really enjoying so at the moment I'm doing pretty well. Just need to get a bigger crib now, because this one bedroom appartment fucking sucks ass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 11:32:38 AM
Mutual super liked with a major cutie — and then she went back home across the country :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 30, 2017, 12:30:57 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 11:32:38 AM
Mutual super liked with a major cutie — and then she went back home across the country :dead
Send her dick pics.  From what I understand chicks love that shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2017, 02:13:41 PM
Women been off dick pick for over a year. We sending vids of us jerking off/busting nuts now. Bless up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 30, 2017, 02:19:04 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 30, 2017, 12:30:57 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 11:32:38 AM
Mutual super liked with a major cutie — and then she went back home across the country :dead
Send her dick pics.  From what I understand chicks love that shit.

My dick is so big, the girl sent it in to the local news. :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on November 30, 2017, 02:25:22 PM
Send girls good memes and cute cat pics
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 06:03:53 PM
Ok fuck I really could use your guys help here

Today we had a 'party and dinner' at work, and this girl who I had been talking about was asking for my attention constantly. She sat next to me during dinner, and before the party texted me if I wanted a ride with her, I didnt respond till I was already there so I could say no need. Then I told her she could bring me home lol, she said ok no probs.

So I talked with her in the car she told me this other guy basically broke up with her lol. So now I guess she's into me again or what the fuck man.

This is some manipulative bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 30, 2017, 06:07:09 PM
you're acting like such a little bitch and you haven't even hooked up with her yet  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: desert punk on November 30, 2017, 06:09:43 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 29, 2017, 12:55:55 PM
Ok this girl with a daughter I was messing with is a total fucking mess lol. I'm outta there, told her the truth and got the fuck out.

Stayed a gentleman but gave her the raw medicine she was asking for.

So much for that :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 06:13:52 PM
Quote from: toku on November 30, 2017, 06:07:09 PM
you're acting like such a littlebitch and you haven't even hooked up with her yet  :lol

Yes I am a little bitch and I fucking know it. HOW DO I FIX THIS SHIT TOKU HEAL MY DUMB ASS WITH YOUR WISDOM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:14:37 PM
Have you tried not being a little bitch? Nothing about what she did is manipulative, btw. You just need to learn how to Communicate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 06:15:06 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:14:37 PM
Have you tried not being a little bitch?

How dude

Give me some fucking advice  :'( I aint hard like Patrice :/

Should I have just tried to kiss her again?

She's picking me up tomorrow morning..so second chance?

HALP HOW DO I MAKE GOOD TIME HAPPEN I AM NOT GOOD WITH WOMAN
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:18:09 PM
Step one: delete all that Patrice shit from your memory banks

Step two: chill and get used to the idea that things won’t go as planned 90% of the time

Step three: Communicate 

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:19:06 PM
Also, get some advice from I’m a Puppy, that dude knows how to people
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 06:19:13 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:14:37 PM
Have you tried not being a little bitch? Nothing about what she did is manipulative, btw. You just need to learn how to Communicate

Why not? I've already asked her plenty of times is that if she wants to just be friends just come out and say it

I told her I'm digging you and I want you, you already know that shit but if you're not down for that then that's cool

What else do I need to ask/tell her?

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:20:08 PM
Well what did she say to that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 06:20:33 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:18:09 PM
Step one: delete all that Patrice shit from your memory banks

Step two: chill and get used to the idea that things won’t go as planned 90% of the time

Step three: Communicate

Sure, but I think my problem is more that I don't remember Patrice his fucking style when I'm with her one on one.

I feel like I'm bitching out here.

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:20:08 PM
Well what did she say to that

She ignored it completely. She doesn't admit to just wanting to be friends but she keeps asking for my fucking attention.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:21:29 PM
She ignored it completely in person?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 06:21:50 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:21:29 PM
She ignored it completely in person?

Nope through text. I havent actually said that shit in person. That's why I feel like Im bitching out.

It certainly could be that she just wants me to say that shit to her face and conquer her ass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:22:49 PM
Oh. Yeah, it’s cuz you are. Talk to her in the car. Ask her on a date or something don’t do some weird grand standing take it or leave it shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 06:25:01 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:22:49 PM
Oh. Yeah, it’s cuz you are. Talk to her in the car. Ask her on a date or something don’t do some weird grand standing take it or leave it shit

Allright I'll just ask her tomorrow in the car in the morning. I gotta man the fuck up man.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 06:36:33 PM
I mean listen to this phone call from Randy & Phil here

https://youtu.be/cq0VkcjxlL4?t=2438

I need to do that shit imo. This girl wants me to be straight with her and she has already said a bunch of times she has a dirty mind.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2017, 07:17:53 PM
why post Patrice videos if it's not the GOAT video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYYX13uB4E
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 30, 2017, 07:43:28 PM
MMaRsu, you're being a little fuck boy. Just chill the fuck out and stop taking it so seriously. Obsessing over it probably isn't your only problem but it's clearly a huge one. Cats is right, offering someone an ultimatum is the weakest shit. You're not a doormat for going on a fucking date you trash monster. She's just warming up to you, probably will take some time, be cool and attractive and you'll get there in the end. If you think she's taking her sweet time, why don't you have a kid with someone and then go through a nasty divorce or something and see how long it takes you to open up romantically.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on November 30, 2017, 09:19:27 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 30, 2017, 06:20:33 PM


She ignored it completely. She doesn't admit to just wanting to be friends but she keeps asking for my fucking attention.

Then have some self-respect and forget her. Flip flops are for the beach.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 30, 2017, 11:14:20 PM
I will say one thing, as I get older I am able to relate more and more with Patrices opinions about hookups. They're only good for the jerk off session you'll use the memory from, in fucking peace

On another note, fear of the friend zone. Fear nothing, for fear is the mind killer

*upswelling of Lynchs Dune OST*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on December 01, 2017, 01:07:18 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on November 30, 2017, 02:25:22 PM
Send girls good memes and cute cat pics

I've certainly seen more profiles saying they're into memes or .gifs than dick pics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 01, 2017, 01:11:23 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on November 30, 2017, 07:43:28 PM
MMaRsu, you're being a little fuck boy. Just chill the fuck out and stop taking it so seriously. Obsessing over it probably isn't your only problem but it's clearly a huge one. Cats is right, offering someone an ultimatum is the weakest shit. You're not a doormat for going on a fucking date you trash monster. She's just warming up to you, probably will take some time, be cool and attractive and you'll get there in the end. If you think she's taking her sweet time, why don't you have a kid with someone and then go through a nasty divorce or something and see how long it takes you to open up romantically.

Hey now I'm not saying relationship or nothing at all. But at least be up front if you feelin me the same way im feeling you

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 01, 2017, 02:44:10 AM
So basically I just said what I posted above here, she said its not mutual

pretty happy bout this lol

at least i got some fucking clearity.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on December 01, 2017, 04:55:16 AM
Now how about next time you chill a bit and try not put too much pressure on the poor lass?There was a chance she was probably interested until you required confirmation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 01, 2017, 05:58:22 AM
Quote from: hungrynoob on December 01, 2017, 04:55:16 AM
Now how about next time you chill a bit and try not put too much pressure on the poor lass?There was a chance she was probably interested until you required confirmation.

I doubt it dude. She's emotionally invested in this other guy who broke up with her.

Thats cool with me, just come out and say it lol.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 01, 2017, 06:20:28 AM
I feel like my sperm count lowered just reading the last page of this thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Reb on December 01, 2017, 07:50:52 AM
I want everybody to note that I've been lobbying to ban mmarsu for years now.
I'm a visionary.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 01, 2017, 11:02:14 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 01, 2017, 05:58:22 AM
Quote from: hungrynoob on December 01, 2017, 04:55:16 AM
Now how about next time you chill a bit and try not put too much pressure on the poor lass?There was a chance she was probably interested until you required confirmation.

I doubt it dude. She's emotionally invested in this other guy who broke up with her.

Thats cool with me, just come out and say it lol.
LOL. Dude, You gave her zero reason to like you and then gave her an ultimatum. The outcome is utterly unsurprising.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 01, 2017, 11:52:36 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 01, 2017, 11:02:14 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 01, 2017, 05:58:22 AM
Quote from: hungrynoob on December 01, 2017, 04:55:16 AM
Now how about next time you chill a bit and try not put too much pressure on the poor lass?There was a chance she was probably interested until you required confirmation.

I doubt it dude. She's emotionally invested in this other guy who broke up with her.

Thats cool with me, just come out and say it lol.
LOL. Dude, You gave her zero reason to like you and then gave her an ultimatum. The outcome is utterly unsurprising.

Breh, you dont know jack shit. If I gave her zero reason to like me, why has she been asking for my attention for 2 months now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 01, 2017, 11:52:59 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 30, 2017, 11:14:20 PM
I will say one thing, as I get older I am able to relate more and more with Patrices opinions about hookups. They're only good for the jerk off session you'll use the memory from, in fucking peace

On another note, fear of the friend zone. Fear nothing, for fear is the mind killer

*upswelling of Lynchs Dune OST*

why would someone jerk it to the memory of a hook-up when porn exists?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on December 01, 2017, 11:57:27 AM
memories > porn
sometimes: imagination > porn (early mornings, for me)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 01, 2017, 01:02:04 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 01, 2017, 11:52:36 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 01, 2017, 11:02:14 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 01, 2017, 05:58:22 AM
Quote from: hungrynoob on December 01, 2017, 04:55:16 AM
Now how about next time you chill a bit and try not put too much pressure on the poor lass?There was a chance she was probably interested until you required confirmation.

I doubt it dude. She's emotionally invested in this other guy who broke up with her.

Thats cool with me, just come out and say it lol.
LOL. Dude, You gave her zero reason to like you and then gave her an ultimatum. The outcome is utterly unsurprising.

Breh, you dont know jack shit. If I gave her zero reason to like me, why has she been asking for my attention for 2 months now.
Oh my sweet summer child. Asking for attention != giving someone a reason to like you.
It's like you get someone into a restaurant and all you serve are mayonaisse sandwiches.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 01, 2017, 01:04:19 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2017, 06:19:06 PM
Also, get some advice from I’m a Puppy, that dude knows how to people
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on December 01, 2017, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2017, 02:13:41 PM
Women been off dick pick for over a year. We sending vids of us jerking off/busting nuts now. Bless up.

Fuck, now I gotta save up a load just to sexually harass these hoes? Lame af.

As a side note, the other reason not to to tinder or bumbl is quality. Unless you are an Adonis, tinder tends to exaggerate your flaws and IMO you will end up with matches that are much lower quality than in person. Having the balls to walk up to a chick and introduce yourself/make a fool of yourself still counts for something even in today’s world.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 01, 2017, 02:01:33 PM
But the quantity :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 01, 2017, 03:39:37 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2017, 02:13:41 PM
Women been off dick pick for over a year. We sending vids of us jerking off/busting nuts now. Bless up.


No lie, did this for a former work hookup on snap and she busted. I fear for the next generation though. Gonna be butthole related stuff dudes will need to send. Aside from the shame, the logistics of getting a well composed butthole shot seems particularly daunting. I feel for them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 01, 2017, 03:42:50 PM
How are you not already sending butthole stuff to chicks it's the year two thousand and seventeen
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 01, 2017, 03:46:42 PM
That'll be my old man yelling at cloud moment. If I ever have a son ill have to sit him down and tell him he shouldn't feel pressured into showing his butthole just because Conner was so willing to show Jassenia what that booty do. Conner a hoe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on December 01, 2017, 03:48:53 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on December 01, 2017, 03:42:50 PM
How are you not already sending butthole stuff to chicks it's the year two thousand and seventeen

My girl says only snap me goatse tributes or keep it in your pants.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 01, 2017, 03:58:08 PM
You want to see a butthole? I can get you a pick of a butthole by 3 o'clock.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 01, 2017, 04:09:19 PM
I *hate* 3 o clock shadows on buttholes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 02, 2017, 12:21:20 AM
From 2 years ago:
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2015, 10:32:30 PM
-fears of commitment persist, and I worry I might do something stupid if I don't grow some balls and be happy for once
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 02, 2017, 01:13:30 AM
nothing before its time
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on December 02, 2017, 09:56:13 PM
Hit me with the 'one that got away' stories.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 02, 2017, 10:17:07 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on December 02, 2017, 09:56:13 PM
Hit me with the 'one that got away' stories.
girl told me straight up what was wrong in our relationship and what I had to do to fix it but I wasn't hearing any of it so I told her to fuck off and she fucked my friend. Two year relationship with a great girl down the drain.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Trurl on December 03, 2017, 12:28:33 AM
I'm bi, in a long term relationship with a woman and kind of bummed that I've never sucked a dick.  Sucking a dick is the one that got away

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 04, 2017, 12:24:22 AM
Hello again. I'm going to post again, because in the end I probably won't ever stop.

Is it worth talking to a girl after she basicly said no? Is it ok to just drop them? I have a current situation that I don't see the point of continuing.

A girl who I use to have a crush on from my job, but since left actually came back into my life. She was at a friends party and I guess I got drunk and talked to her. Nothing special or anything, but I guess I asked if she still had a boyfriend which she did back then.

Anyway, later on my friend was talking to her and I guess he decided to ask her on my behalf. She said she didn't and assumed I was the one who wanted to know. So he gave her my Snapchat and she decided to add me.

Which to me was a positive.

Anyway for the next two weeks we talked back and forth everyday. Nothing special. Just talking about each other I guess. She's very nice and very down to earth. The last girl I talked to was very erratic and would post memes and just other stuff. This girl seems very chill, somewhat nerdy, and quaint.

But I mean I workshop everything with my friends and elders and they said everything sounded positive and just keep talking and be light and casual. Except some of the older guys said you know you have to make a move and make your intentions clear. Which I mean I already thought they would be after how this came about.

So I don't know how Justice League come up but she said she wanted to see it and while no I don't want to see that movie again I asked her if she wanted to see it.

She said

"Yeah sure, whenever I got a chance. I work a lot"

Which at first seemed to be good, but then I overthought it and said oh that was really a send off. Espically since she didn't bring it up. Other people said it was nothing so complicated and I decided to keep going with it.

Eventually I just told her I was intersted to which I got a polite no basicly. She never specifically said she wasn't intersted. But what she said is that she likes talking to me but right now she just got of a serious relationship and wants to focus on herself. Which I mean I belive her. I mean I know she did and it was at least a 3 year one.

Anyway after that it kind of jus resumed normally. We haven't stoped talking. She responds to my messages and it's not like they a one word simple replies either, but I wouldn't say she's flirting.

But I mean to be honest I wasn't trying to be her friend either. I mean she's cool and I guess that would be fine, but that wasn't my intention clear. I mean I wasn't looking to deep dive into a relationship either. I really just want a casual female to hang out with possibilities later.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 04, 2017, 12:51:31 AM
If you're not interested in being friends with someone then don't be friends with them.

Also, I don't get this whole "asking if someone is interested" thing. I have never done this in my whole life. Let things evolve organically while, yes, always conscientiously sending signals or escalating. Do date-y stuff, be flirty, and eventually you'll find some time to kiss them and that's your answer. Asking if someone is interested in you romantically is the most bitch move.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 04, 2017, 02:41:34 AM
Yes, 100% spot-on.

It's natural to feel an attraction to someone else, but unnatural to expect that confronting them with that attraction will have a positive result. Slightly less likely to work is just having a third-party ask on one's behalf.

Other than the uncommon chance of a mutual, chemical attraction, relationships are built by spending time with each other and then seeing how much you share in common. Ideally, that's not music, authors, or favorite movies, but rather shared core values.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 04, 2017, 03:05:24 AM
This is what I'm talking about. This is whats frustrating.

I was perfectly fine just contintung talking to this girl while casually trying to escalate.

But if you ask some people. Oh you need to make a move. Oh you need to make your intentions clear.

I do that and then come here.

Oh that was wrong. Oh that's a bitch move. Oh don't do that.

Oh you should just let things involve organically. Have them take their time.

Oh no actually you should ask someone out and see if they like you.

Which one is it? Let things just fall in place or take action?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 04, 2017, 03:09:01 AM
Make a move means ask them to see a movie sometime or go to dinner or go on a hike by yourselves or send a lot of winky faces. It doesn't mean autistically back them in a corner and demand to know if they'll be letting you shove your penis inside of them anytime soon.

When you just treat them like a friend then you're treading water. You want to be swimming to the goal. And you don't want to take too long because they're going to get bored or tired or, worst case scenario, irritated at you for really wasting their time. In my experience (and experiences vary) most people are going to know fairly quickly if you're an option for them which means you should be fairly quick about signalling your intentions. Flirtation. It's important. And when you get their flirtation back, that's when you know you have something going on there. It's not going to be a mystery if someone thinks you're cute. You're literally genetically designed to pick up on these signals.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 04, 2017, 03:11:44 AM
Thank you. I could have done without that bent, but at least that makes sense.

Oh well I guess that ones ruined.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 04, 2017, 03:12:24 AM
I edited it to add more detail. You did a good job by using work as a vector to get to know someone. Just be more chill about this stuff. If you've only known someone for a few weeks and you two have been talking a lot and you do the correct, minor escalation and they rebuff, it's really easy to just revert back to a normal work relationship. If you do a crazy "do you even like me tho" move it becomes a lot more awkward.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 04, 2017, 03:41:57 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on December 04, 2017, 03:09:01 AM
And you don't want to take too long because they're going to get bored or tired or, worst case scenario, irritated at you for really wasting their time.

What if a chick is wasting your time? Just using you for validation and attention though?

Not specifically this case but in general.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 04, 2017, 04:14:09 AM
If someone wants to feel validated and have attention (as everyone on Earth wants) but the other person refuses to give it unless they can be stringed along with hints of romance, then both people are at fault. Because not wanting to be friends with someone unless they gratify you sexually is probably misogynistic on some level.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 04, 2017, 04:38:12 AM
The problem is more that if one person is very much sexually attracted to one person, than they are more inclined to do things for them in the name of 'friendship'.. while hoping to friendship their way into some sex. Imo a friendship where one is very much attracted to the other person doesn't work as a straight friendship.

If a woman wants to be my friend, she better be as good as a friend as my boys who I wanna hang out with on a daily basis :P. Or at least someone who shows interest in the friendship in a mutual way, not onesided because they know you have a thing for them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 04, 2017, 12:59:28 PM
Someone once asked me about relationship advice and what books they should read and such and I said that I sorta viewed relationships like Debussy viewed music theory, he said, "There is no theory. Music cannot be 'learned'."

In some ways I look back at that and think "Damn, that was good." In other ways I look back and think "Damn, that was dumb." :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 04, 2017, 01:53:20 PM
I think it's somewhat like my experience with the guitar. I always used to be like "There's no such thing as 'talent' I just know how to practice and do it well." And I believed that for years. Then I started teaching and I was like "Ok, that's not 100% right. Some people will have to practice for months to do something others can just sight read."

It's somewhere in the middle I think. But like with art, the more you talk to others about it, the better you are at it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 07, 2017, 02:21:42 AM
Had a date last night.. that went fucking well :P.

Aww yea 8)

also todays my birthday
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on December 07, 2017, 03:25:13 AM
Happy birthday!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on December 07, 2017, 05:15:33 AM
One year closer to death.

Congrats!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: desert punk on December 07, 2017, 05:28:59 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 07, 2017, 02:21:42 AM
Had a date last night.. that went fucking well :P.

Birthday sex included ? :-*

In any case, congrats!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 07, 2017, 06:59:48 AM
Quote from: desert punk on December 07, 2017, 05:28:59 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 07, 2017, 02:21:42 AM
Had a date last night.. that went fucking well :P.

Birthday sex included ? :-*

In any case, congrats!

Thanks everyone :D

No birthday sex for the first date obviously, but some heavy make out sesh instead. This is a good down to earth girl so Im down to put in work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 07, 2017, 03:45:37 PM
Good thing you "know she's interested" this time!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 07, 2017, 10:35:12 PM
Happy Birthday!

Sounds like a memorable & enjoyable one ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 07, 2017, 11:08:59 PM
Happy birthday, MMarsu! :O

Anyways, things have been going so fantastic with my girlfriend. It's like the more time I spend with her, the more I find something I like. If things keep going as well as they have...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
she even bought a schoolgirl outfit and pink wig that she wore for me the other night  :hyper
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 08, 2017, 01:21:41 AM
Really happy for you man! Sounds like a good connection :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 09, 2017, 12:47:20 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 09, 2017, 01:06:35 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 09, 2017, 12:47:20 AM
PS. I know this story sounds stupid and overplayed to a normal person who has conversations with strangers daily. But it's near impossible for me to have a conversation with a random stranger, and so to be in a position where I get seated next to someone of the opposite sex within my age range, whose there solo, and after mutual awkward silence, we stumble into a conversation and click and get along...that's really rare! It's not a big deal (my drunk friend was like "dude, she was way too attractive for you" -_-) but just kinda happy sad moment in time.[/hide]
No way man, missed connections can feel like the end of the world, so you've got every right to post this. Sorry that happened to you. Let this experience give you the motivation to talk to more people! And big ups for what you accomplished. Also your friend is the WORST wingman!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 09, 2017, 08:57:15 AM
Thanks yall ^_^

I got another date tonight, movie times at this girls crib :o

Good times ahead awww yeaaaaaa achtung bitches
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 09, 2017, 09:26:59 AM
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Quote from: Shostakovich on December 09, 2017, 01:06:35 AM
Also your friend is the WORST wingman!

 :lol

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 09, 2017, 10:39:48 AM
View it like an RPG. Go up to a girl and press A.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Playstation is for virgins.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 09, 2017, 11:03:02 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 04, 2017, 12:59:28 PM
Someone once asked me about relationship advice and what books they should read and such and I said that I sorta viewed relationships like Debussy viewed music theory, he said, "There is no theory. Music cannot be 'learned'."

In some ways I look back at that and think "Damn, that was good." In other ways I look back and think "Damn, that was dumb." :thinking

ah, you can be right and pretentious af at the same time. ASK ME HOW I KNOW
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: SantaC on December 10, 2017, 03:46:51 PM
I am currently in a relationship that is stable but incredibly boring sex-vise. It's just been too many years. Another girl is flirting with me, what should I do?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 10, 2017, 03:51:40 PM
Talk to your gf about improving your sex life?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: SantaC on December 10, 2017, 03:54:57 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 10, 2017, 03:51:40 PM
Talk to your gf about improving your sex life?

I dunno, the attraction after 10 years is kinda dead. I am weighing my options.

The one flirting is Japanese-swedish, me like :D

well not really flirting, more like come and fuck me and do whatever you want. Funny how other girls start finding me attractive when I lost 20kg.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2017, 04:53:39 PM
Talk to your gf about opening up your relationship to other people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: SantaC on December 10, 2017, 05:06:53 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 10, 2017, 04:53:39 PM
Talk to your gf about opening up your relationship to other people.

Good call. Probably get slap in my face though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 10, 2017, 05:07:04 PM
gimme your girl's number and I'll show her things she's only dreamed about  :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2017, 05:17:57 PM
Quote from: SantaC on December 10, 2017, 05:06:53 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 10, 2017, 04:53:39 PM
Talk to your gf about opening up your relationship to other people.

Good call. Probably get slap in my face though.
Start with just some dirty talk in bed. Srs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: SantaC on December 10, 2017, 05:21:33 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on December 10, 2017, 05:07:04 PM
gimme your girl's number and I'll show her things she's only dreamed about  :phil

That might do it. Then i can move on to greener grass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 10, 2017, 06:01:58 PM
Quote from: SantaC on December 10, 2017, 03:54:57 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 10, 2017, 03:51:40 PM
Talk to your gf about improving your sex life?

I dunno, the attraction after 10 years is kinda dead. I am weighing my options.

The one flirting is Japanese-swedish, me like :D

well not really flirting, more like come and fuck me and do whatever you want. Funny how other girls start finding me attractive when I lost 20kg.

Idk, man. Your post is basically “After a 10 year relationship I’ve found someone hotter, tell me why I shouldn’t fuck her?” And to me that sorta says that your relationship has problems in the first place if you’re willing to just dump it once someone hotter comes along. If it’s over, it’s over. But I wouldn’t let “some hot gal wants to sleep with me” be the decision maker. For all you know after you sleep with this new gal she’ll leave and then you’ve just tossed your relationship and are alone. Which may be what you want right now, but it’s pretty big decision if you’ve been together 10 years so just saying take time to think about it and don’t do anything rash imo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 10, 2017, 06:25:48 PM
Communicate, cheat, leave, or wallow in inaction, these are your options
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 10, 2017, 06:56:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/fJz3Fyp.png)

I can fix your relationship, just give me 8 tubs of coconut oil and 10 feet of rope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 10, 2017, 07:08:07 PM
Quote from: SantaC on December 10, 2017, 03:46:51 PM
I am currently in a relationship that is stable but incredibly boring sex-vise. It's just been too many years. Another girl is flirting with me, what should I do?
There are lulls in every relationship. If it's worth keeping communicate with her. If it's just convenient, move on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 11, 2017, 03:33:45 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 11, 2017, 03:55:43 AM
The dating scene varies so wildly from city to city. I moved from Northern California to Las Vegas and had the opposite experience you had. Constant matches on Tinder in NorCal, starting to get a little lonely down here in the desert. If you're in SoCal and not getting hits on the meat market you should try OKC instead.

Good call with keeping it short and funny. Also set up a date as soon as possible. Nobody wants to meander on and on via messages. It only takes a few for them to know if you're interesting or have a commonality or not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: SantaC on December 11, 2017, 07:54:30 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 10, 2017, 07:08:07 PM
Quote from: SantaC on December 10, 2017, 03:46:51 PM
I am currently in a relationship that is stable but incredibly boring sex-vise. It's just been too many years. Another girl is flirting with me, what should I do?
There are lulls in every relationship. If it's worth keeping communicate with her. If it's just convenient, move on.

Hmmm i think it might be time to try some japanese ass. Never been with an asian girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: SantaC on December 11, 2017, 07:56:31 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 11, 2017, 03:33:45 AM
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Yes you write too much. The girl will lose interest if you write walls of text. Also replying once a day is no good. She sits there writing with tons of guys probably. Be confident and funny.

Tell them you found all 900 korok seeds in zelda. That will surely get you irl dates, haha
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 11, 2017, 11:37:11 AM
Ok so... I could use a bit of help.

Regarding this one girl who I was digging but she said it wasn't mutual, now she's fucking seeking my attention again. WTF is up with this woman???

She sent me a txt saying "It's a shame we can't hang out anymore as friends after I told you it wasn't mutual. I really think you are a cool and relaxing guy and from my point of view a good friendship was def in the cards"

I'm like wtf.. ok so I replied

"Yeah it is a shame, but a friendship is difficult thing when one person likes the person on another lvl and it's not mutual. Because the more I talk with you, the more I wanna hang out and do stuff with you. I don't really feel like dealing with all that to be honest".

so I got a txt back saying "Okay, fine"

So today at work she's giving me the stink eye.. so I send her a msg saying yo we should at least be able to just say hi to eachother at work and stuff like that, just as colleague's.

Then she asks me "Are we not doing that now?" I asked her what do you think? Then she said

:"Well you didn't wanna talk to me is what you said. I'm just respecting what you said. "

I told her I never said that I didn't want to talk to her.

"Oh right, but the more you talk to me the trickier it is for you right?" "I don't really care one way or another, I was just saying that it's really a shame we can't just hang out as friends because like I said earlier I think you are a nice guy soo... "

Seriously, I have not responded to this yet. I mean so she really wants to be friends, but gives me the stink eye when I told her listen that shit aint easy when I like you on a different lvl.

On another note I already have a third date set up with someone else I'm seeing so.. maybe I could just try to be friends with this woman too. But she is a DRAMA FUCKING QUEEN.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: SantaC on December 11, 2017, 11:42:30 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 11, 2017, 11:37:11 AM
Ok so... I could use a bit of help.

Regarding this one girl who I was digging but she said it wasn't mutual, now she's fucking seeking my attention again. WTF is up with this woman???

She sent me a txt saying "It's a shame we can't hang out anymore as friends after I told you it wasn't mutual. I really think you are a cool and relaxing guy and from my point of view a good friendship was def in the cards"

I'm like wtf.. ok so I replied

"Yeah it is a shame, but a friendship is difficult thing when one person likes the person on another lvl and it's not mutual. Because the more I talk with you, the more I wanna hang out and do stuff with you. I don't really feel like dealing with all that to be honest".

so I got a txt back saying "Okay, fine"

So today at work she's giving me the stink eye.. so I send her a msg saying yo we should at least be able to just say hi to eachother at work and stuff like that, just as colleague's.

Then she asks me "Are we not doing that now?" I asked her what do you think? Then she said

:"Well you didn't wanna talk to me is what you said. I'm just respecting what you said. "

I told her I never said that I didn't want to talk to her.

"Oh right, but the more you talk to me the trickier it is for you right?" "I don't really care one way or another, I was just saying that it's really a shame we can't just hang out as friends because like I said earlier I think you are a nice guy soo... "

Seriously, I have not responded to this yet. I mean so she really wants to be friends, but gives me the stink eye when I told her listen that shit aint easy when I like you on a different lvl.

On another note I already have a third date set up with someone else I'm seeing so.. maybe I could just try to be friends with this woman too. But she is a DRAMA FUCKING QUEEN.

Sounds like pass to me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 11, 2017, 11:53:54 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 11, 2017, 11:37:11 AM
Ok so... I could use a bit of help.

Regarding this one girl who I was digging but she said it wasn't mutual, now she's fucking seeking my attention again. WTF is up with this woman???

She sent me a txt saying "It's a shame we can't hang out anymore as friends after I told you it wasn't mutual. I really think you are a cool and relaxing guy and from my point of view a good friendship was def in the cards"

I'm like wtf.. ok so I replied

"Yeah it is a shame, but a friendship is difficult thing when one person likes the person on another lvl and it's not mutual. Because the more I talk with you, the more I wanna hang out and do stuff with you. I don't really feel like dealing with all that to be honest".

so I got a txt back saying "Okay, fine"

So today at work she's giving me the stink eye.. so I send her a msg saying yo we should at least be able to just say hi to eachother at work and stuff like that, just as colleague's.

Then she asks me "Are we not doing that now?" I asked her what do you think? Then she said

:"Well you didn't wanna talk to me is what you said. I'm just respecting what you said. "

I told her I never said that I didn't want to talk to her.

"Oh right, but the more you talk to me the trickier it is for you right?" "I don't really care one way or another, I was just saying that it's really a shame we can't just hang out as friends because like I said earlier I think you are a nice guy soo... "

Seriously, I have not responded to this yet. I mean so she really wants to be friends, but gives me the stink eye when I told her listen that shit aint easy when I like you on a different lvl.

On another note I already have a third date set up with someone else I'm seeing so.. maybe I could just try to be friends with this woman too. But she is a DRAMA FUCKING QUEEN.
#1) don't dip the pen in company ink. PD will learn this soon enough
#2) It sounds like you set yourself to be friendzoned
#3) It sounds like she just wants to be wanted.

Do both you a favor and take a hard pass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 11, 2017, 11:59:40 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 11, 2017, 11:53:54 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 11, 2017, 11:37:11 AM


On another note I already have a third date set up with someone else I'm seeing so.. maybe I could just try to be friends with this woman too. But she is a DRAMA FUCKING QUEEN.
#1) don't dip the pen in company ink. PD will learn this soon enough
#2) It sounds like you set yourself to be friendzoned
#3) It sounds like she just wants to be wanted.

Do both you a favor and take a hard pass.

1. Very much agreed but damn I really liked this woman ( at first ).
2. Well in the end yea..
3. That is 100% fucking true, she wants attention.

Hard pass I'll take it. Maybe I'll just send her 'I get what you are saying.. but that's just not gonna happen. You can't always get what you want.'

Some shit like that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 11, 2017, 02:11:50 PM
Quote
She sent me a txt saying "It's a shame we can't hang out anymore as friends after I told you it wasn't mutual. I really think you are a cool and relaxing guy and from my point of view a good friendship was def in the cards"

I'm like wtf.. ok so I replied

"Yeah it is a shame, but a friendship is difficult thing when one person likes the person on another lvl and it's not mutual. Because the more I talk with you, the more I wanna hang out and do stuff with you. I don't really feel like dealing with all that to be honest".

so I got a txt back saying "Okay, fine"

So today at work she's giving me the stink eye.. so I send her a msg saying yo we should at least be able to just say hi to eachother at work and stuff like that, just as colleague's.

friendthirsty girls don't wanna be colleaguezone'd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 12, 2017, 10:25:52 PM
we've been together for six months now, also I moved into her house last week
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 12, 2017, 11:34:30 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on December 12, 2017, 10:25:52 PM
we've been together for six months now, also I moved into her house last week

(https://i.imgur.com/1oOgwRE.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2017, 11:56:46 PM
No lie, I'd do SantaC probably.

In other news: Swiped right or whatever the like side is on Tindr after getting a notification that someone liked me on a whim to see if the the top one/first one I saw was the one that liked me. They were. And... they have this kinda-girlish face that is  :-\ Not sure. We've gotten to talking and they want to meet up but at the same time I'm so " :-\ " toward their looks that I'm not sure I want to. But I haven't said that as I'm not a complete asshole.

Totally superficial, but I mean... :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 13, 2017, 02:48:18 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on December 12, 2017, 11:56:46 PM
No lie, I'd do SantaC probably.

In other news: Swiped right or whatever the like side is on Tindr after getting a notification that someone liked me on a whim to see if the the top one/first one I saw was the one that liked me. They were. And... they have this kinda-girlish face that is  :-\ Not sure. We've gotten to talking and they want to meet up but at the same time I'm so " :-\ " toward their looks that I'm not sure I want to. But I haven't said that as I'm not a complete asshole.

Totally superficial, but I mean... :doge

I have to see what this person looks like. People thought I was a short-haired girl pre-puberty but I won't judge you.

You can just PM if you want to keep their privacy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on December 14, 2017, 12:06:17 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on December 13, 2017, 02:48:18 AM
I have to see what this person looks like. People thought I was a short-haired girl pre-puberty but I won't judge you.

You can just PM if you want to keep their privacy.

They're in their late twenties. So it's not really "late-puberty" at this point.

I haven't sent a message to them in a few days, and I feel bad about that because I don't want to be an asshole. But at the same time, I'm not really sure I want to meet up with them as it's such a ":larry " reaction in terms of their looks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2017, 02:21:24 AM
If you are meh about them don’t waste either of y’all’s time
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on December 14, 2017, 11:18:25 PM
I mean we haven't talked too deeply enough to know if I want to meet-up, they just popped it out of the blue.

To be honest, I haven't even mentioned the biggest hurdle that they'd face to them. And besides which, I'm still hung up on the face.

In any case, to not be a total asshole, I sent a message despite a 2-3 day gap. We'll see if they ever reply back, but I doubt it. *shrug*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2017, 11:32:14 PM
It’s not being mean/rude to not be attracted to someone, just sayin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 15, 2017, 01:12:39 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2017, 11:32:14 PM
It’s not being mean/rude to not be attracted to someone, just sayin
:comeon :beli
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 15, 2017, 02:21:38 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2017, 11:32:14 PM
It’s not being mean/rude to not be attracted to someone, just sayin
Sounds like something one of those "beautiful people" would say :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 15, 2017, 02:42:24 PM
🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 15, 2017, 02:59:23 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 15, 2017, 01:12:39 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2017, 11:32:14 PM
It’s not being mean/rude to not be attracted to someone, just sayin
:comeon :beli

it's not, though
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 15, 2017, 05:31:26 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2017, 11:32:14 PM
It’s not being mean/rude to not be attracted to someone, just sayin

Well it depends, in some cases it's complete bigotry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 15, 2017, 05:52:52 PM
(https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1445/83/1445834288648.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2017, 10:53:59 PM
Protip: sending a girl youre into roaches crawling out of a vagina body horror amd being like, lol practice good hygiene, isnt a good snap to send of youre not sure theyre cool like that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 15, 2017, 11:10:59 PM
That's a good tip.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2017, 11:13:13 PM
*opened 52m ago*

 :rkelly
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 15, 2017, 11:29:06 PM
My "ex-fling" texted me today asking me how I've been.  :doge

I responded back many hours later since I'm a busy making money n shit.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 15, 2017, 11:53:54 PM
shoulda sent a tasteful dick pic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on December 15, 2017, 11:56:12 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2017, 11:32:14 PM
It’s not being mean/rude to not be attracted to someone, just sayin

Yeah, but at the same time I don't want to be a total dick. Plus, I still haven't thrown the hurdle at them. I guess I should do that now that they've replied to see how bad they take it. (Not on them, on me)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 15, 2017, 11:57:05 PM
Quote from: toku on December 15, 2017, 11:53:54 PM
shoulda sent a tasteful dick pic
It's too cold at the moment for that.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 16, 2017, 04:08:07 AM
Heloooooooo...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 16, 2017, 04:10:47 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 15, 2017, 11:29:06 PM
My "ex-fling" texted me today asking me how I've been.  :doge

I responded back many hours later since I'm a busy making money n shit.  :doge
Must not be super busy enough to tell us.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 16, 2017, 04:11:20 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on December 15, 2017, 02:59:23 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 15, 2017, 01:12:39 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2017, 11:32:14 PM
It’s not being mean/rude to not be attracted to someone, just sayin
:comeon :beli

it's not, though
I agree. Just have to be polite about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 16, 2017, 10:02:34 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 16, 2017, 04:11:20 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on December 15, 2017, 02:59:23 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 15, 2017, 01:12:39 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2017, 11:32:14 PM
It’s not being mean/rude to not be attracted to someone, just sayin
:comeon :beli

it's not, though
I agree. Just have to be polite about it.

Oh totally!  There’s being honest and polite and then there’s just being overtly cruel.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 19, 2017, 01:44:43 AM
For the first time it feels like I actually want to break up with my gf of two years. She (probably) has Borderline Personality Disorder so this is literally the 50th or so break-up in those two years but it always feels like I'm taking care of her so I can't leave no matter what she says or does. In the beginning she brought up BPD but then when I asked her to go to a therapist she denies that that's it. She says it's maybe anxiety or ADD or nothing is actually wrong with her.

A common symptom of BPD is that you try to control the impulsiveness by avoiding sex. I haven't had sex in months because every time I bring it up I get called a pervert. I don't understand how somebody you've talked to every day for 2 years can care so little. If her mood is off, she tries to humiliate me in public. She tries to cut me off from seeing friends and family. She goes on my Facebook and deletes female friends she's jealous of that I haven't talked to in years. It just feels like I am in an abusive relationship not because of some disorder, but because that person doesn't care enough about me or anyone to stop the pain they cause.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 19, 2017, 02:24:04 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on December 19, 2017, 01:44:43 AM
For the first time it feels like I actually want to break up with my gf of two years. She (probably) has Borderline Personality Disorder so this is literally the 50th or so break-up in those two years but it always feels like I'm taking care of her so I can't leave no matter what she says or does. In the beginning she brought up BPD but then when I asked her to go to a therapist she denies that that's it. She says it's maybe anxiety or ADD or nothing is actually wrong with her.

A common symptom of BPD is that you try to control the impulsiveness by avoiding sex. I haven't had sex in months because every time I bring it up I get called a pervert. I don't understand how somebody you've talked to every day for 2 years can care so little. If her mood is off, she tries to humiliate me in public. She tries to cut me off from seeing friends and family. She goes on my Facebook and deletes female friends she's jealous of that I haven't talked to in years. It just feels like I am in an abusive relationship not because of some disorder, but because that person doesn't care enough about me or anyone to stop the pain they cause.

Oh god, get out get out get out get out.

You are in an abusive relationship. She is controlling you. You may think you can help her and want to be there for her but she is using and abusing you and it'll probably be difficult to get out of because she will try to push your buttons and pretend to need you to save her but don't fall for it.

Get out and don't look back. Also it's going to take time to get over the mental damage she's caused, but you'll be ok. Just get out as soon as you can.

I've been there, you need to get out of this relationship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 19, 2017, 03:41:28 AM
As a former abuser the signs are clear. Get out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on December 19, 2017, 08:28:38 AM
Yeah.. better get out of this one asap.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 19, 2017, 08:30:22 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on December 19, 2017, 01:44:43 AM
For the first time it feels like I actually want to break up with my gf of two years. She (probably) has Borderline Personality Disorder so this is literally the 50th or so break-up in those two years but it always feels like I'm taking care of her so I can't leave no matter what she says or does. In the beginning she brought up BPD but then when I asked her to go to a therapist she denies that that's it. She says it's maybe anxiety or ADD or nothing is actually wrong with her.

A common symptom of BPD is that you try to control the impulsiveness by avoiding sex. I haven't had sex in months because every time I bring it up I get called a pervert. I don't understand how somebody you've talked to every day for 2 years can care so little. If her mood is off, she tries to humiliate me in public. She tries to cut me off from seeing friends and family. She goes on my Facebook and deletes female friends she's jealous of that I haven't talked to in years. It just feels like I am in an abusive relationship not because of some disorder, but because that person doesn't care enough about me or anyone to stop the pain they cause.

Dude GTHO.

And this:

Quote
it always feels like I'm taking care of her so I can't leave no matter what she says or does

No.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 19, 2017, 09:13:49 AM
My girlfriend had a friend with BPD awhile back and it messed her up as well. She had to go to therapy to break out of the mental rut the friendship caused. Someone with BPD who doesn't get it treated in anyway are super destructive to those around them.

Long and short - get outta there my dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 19, 2017, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on December 19, 2017, 01:44:43 AM
For the first time it feels like I actually want to break up with my gf of two years. She (probably) has Borderline Personality Disorder so this is literally the 50th or so break-up in those two years but it always feels like I'm taking care of her so I can't leave no matter what she says or does. In the beginning she brought up BPD but then when I asked her to go to a therapist she denies that that's it. She says it's maybe anxiety or ADD or nothing is actually wrong with her.

A common symptom of BPD is that you try to control the impulsiveness by avoiding sex. I haven't had sex in months because every time I bring it up I get called a pervert. I don't understand how somebody you've talked to every day for 2 years can care so little. If her mood is off, she tries to humiliate me in public. She tries to cut me off from seeing friends and family. She goes on my Facebook and deletes female friends she's jealous of that I haven't talked to in years. It just feels like I am in an abusive relationship not because of some disorder, but because that person doesn't care enough about me or anyone to stop the pain they cause.
My ex was (is) mentally ill and I had the same feeling of "Without me, who will take care of her?" At one point I finally came to the realization that I deserved better and she would have to learn to put her life together on her own. That all happened about 14 years ago, and she's just now starting to put her life together. If I had stayed because I felt I needed to take care of her over a decade of my life would be gone. As it is, I realize that I mainly stayed with her years longer than I should have because of a misplaced sense of responsibility.  Don't make my mistake. Relationships are a partnership, and yes, sometimes you need to carry the other person and they need to carry you. But you can't be the only one doing the carrying. That's not love. That's servitude.

And BTW, as many have already said, people like that are destructive to others. Like my ex, she's alienated practically everyone in her life with the exception of one friend. If you want the true measure of a person see how many people still stick with them after years of knowing them.  Even if they're far apart. If you keep noticing someone has only short term friends, that's another bad sign.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 19, 2017, 01:22:59 PM
One of the hardest things to learn, not just in relationships but life in general is none of us are here to save people. You can offer help, assist etc but if you're fucking up your own internal life for the sake of others you're in the wrong too. Love and take care of yourself first, always, and get the fuck out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 19, 2017, 03:04:30 PM
Many times when people refuse sex or intimacy it's their passive-aggressive way of breaking up with you. They will give you 100 other excuses, but it's all to mask their true reasons.

It's hard to see when you are in the middle of it, because they are acting nice in every other way, but they don't have the guts/fortitude to actually break up with you. So, they sabotage it in the hopes that you go away.

It's pretty diabolical, but it's how some people behave.


I would take the hint. Don't waste years of your life chasing someone that doesn't care about your basic needs. There's too many other people out there that will properly love you.





Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 19, 2017, 03:16:00 PM
BURN IT DOWN
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on December 19, 2017, 03:21:59 PM
Quote from: toku on December 19, 2017, 01:22:59 PM
One of the hardest things to learn, not just in relationships but life in general is none of us are here to save people. You can offer help, assist etc but if you're fucking up your own internal life for the sake of others you're in the wrong too. Love and take care of yourself first, always, and get the fuck out.
someone should've told this to Jesus :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 21, 2017, 01:01:47 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on December 19, 2017, 01:44:43 AM
For the first time it feels like I actually want to break up with my gf of two years. She (probably) has Borderline Personality Disorder so this is literally the 50th or so break-up in those two years but it always feels like I'm taking care of her so I can't leave no matter what she says or does. In the beginning she brought up BPD but then when I asked her to go to a therapist she denies that that's it. She says it's maybe anxiety or ADD or nothing is actually wrong with her.

A common symptom of BPD is that you try to control the impulsiveness by avoiding sex. I haven't had sex in months because every time I bring it up I get called a pervert. I don't understand how somebody you've talked to every day for 2 years can care so little. If her mood is off, she tries to humiliate me in public. She tries to cut me off from seeing friends and family. She goes on my Facebook and deletes female friends she's jealous of that I haven't talked to in years. It just feels like I am in an abusive relationship not because of some disorder, but because that person doesn't care enough about me or anyone to stop the pain they cause.

Get out; that's crazypants territory.

If she texts you afterwards, only reply with this:
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/943715174883758080
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 21, 2017, 03:25:21 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on December 21, 2017, 10:10:26 AM
I signed up again for tinder but on the webpage and not the phone app asi have windows phone. 3 days and not a single match, i cant tell if its because i have a terrible profile or theres a glitch.

anyone want to rate my profile for me kthx :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 22, 2017, 12:34:01 AM
sure pal send me your stuff in a PM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on December 22, 2017, 01:08:53 AM
OkCupid continues their slow morph to becoming Tinder by requiring you to put your first name in for display purposes now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 22, 2017, 01:15:08 AM
The nice part about OkCupid for girls was that you never had to tell people your name which people could stalk you with on Facebook.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on December 22, 2017, 05:48:59 AM
I dont mind posting it here, if in the off chance anyone else is curious to take a peek and offer suggestions, the more the merrier, put in an album link so people have choice to open or not.

https://imgur.com/a/hvvs3

e: 4 days not even a peep of evidence my profile even exists to other people, wtf.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Samson Manhug on December 22, 2017, 10:12:09 AM
It's just a bit cliche. Less is more on Tinder. I'd take all that stuff out of your profile and just put a one liner. They can get to know you during the conversation. I'd lose the second picture. I think more than one selfie is too many and your IMO your 4th picture is the most handsome selfie. Also, put a picture in there of you traveling instead of saying you like traveling.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on December 22, 2017, 12:00:57 PM
Tip: Remove photo #2 and #6, and make photo #4 your profile picture.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on December 23, 2017, 08:30:28 AM
Okay picture reshuffle done, with simplification of profile bio to just "All i ask is youre weird, sometimes". And decided to swipe right for all, just to see if i was being too picky (although dont think i was), nothing yet. Pretty sure my bio is glitched. Also listen, just because i want to travel, doesnt mean I have in the past, ive only left this country twice before. 20 years ago and 10 years ago.

 cheers :D
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 23, 2017, 03:24:35 PM
Going on a blind date with some Asian chick (second one ever! :rock).

Wish me luck, boys! (in that, hopefully she turns out stacked)
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Post by: Bebpo on December 23, 2017, 03:53:53 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on December 23, 2017, 03:59:37 PM
I hope you carried her bags home for her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 23, 2017, 04:53:04 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 23, 2017, 03:53:53 PM
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Ooooh I would have taken her to the bone zone. Stoke my ego babygurl I got you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 23, 2017, 05:54:10 PM
Update: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on December 23, 2017, 06:24:44 PM
what did u do
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 23, 2017, 06:24:59 PM
Bad?

Also, Bepbo, you're really fucking handsome, man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 23, 2017, 06:44:38 PM
Obliv hit the Asian + big tittays lottery my guess
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 23, 2017, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on December 23, 2017, 06:24:59 PM
Bad?

Also, Bepbo, you're really fucking handsome, man.

And a personality to match. :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 23, 2017, 07:23:21 PM
I'd do you bebpo, and I'm not even a grandma
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 23, 2017, 07:43:10 PM
Awww thanks   :-[

I would have carried her bags, but she didn't have any bags 'cause she was eating a taco with her husband, so I just said thank you and happy holidays.

Quote from: Dufus on December 23, 2017, 07:18:57 PM
I wish I could be nice like Bebpo.

But I'm an indifferent asshole.

:fbm

I think you're nice :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 24, 2017, 03:34:00 AM
Quote from: Dufus on December 23, 2017, 06:25:13 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on December 23, 2017, 05:54:10 PM
Update: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Oh my god, that good? You lucky son of a bitch.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 23, 2017, 06:44:38 PM
Obliv hit the Asian + big tittays lottery my guess

Fraid not. The previous post was a cry for help. This one did not turn out the way I hoped.   :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on December 24, 2017, 06:11:58 AM
again: what u do?

also, deleted profile and started again, i got one match. So my profile does exist
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 24, 2017, 07:21:36 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on December 24, 2017, 06:11:58 AM
again: what u do?

also, deleted profile and started again, i got one match. So my profile does exist

We met up for coffee and then hung out at her place. I didn't even want to do it, I was just trying to be polite.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 24, 2017, 07:30:12 PM
aw dude was she uggo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 24, 2017, 07:48:29 PM
Obliv was like

When she hit you with
Wanna come up for coffee?

(https://abload.de/img/5cb5cf22-9026-472d-8d68u3h.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=5cb5cf22-9026-472d-8d68u3h.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 27, 2017, 01:40:40 AM
Holy shit so in the last week my ex and I have been talking on and off. And today I went on Twitter for the first time in forever and found out that about a year ago, she was publicly saying that I wanted to have sex with one of the people she deleted on FB. Tagging both of us and everything. I confronted her. Her response was so what/that's all in the past/are your friends from a few years ago more important than me?

If you have BPD, seriously it's not a big deal. Just get some fucking help before you hurt somebody because you don't have permission to shit on anyone for any reason.

And yes I'm an idiot who is now 29. Holy fuck am I an idiot. I used to think I was lucky that most people thought I was smarter than them because I never let them know the bad romantic choices I am susceptible to.  I let that go to my head and make me have a savior complex. Such a horrible cycle and I was blind to it.

Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 19, 2017, 03:04:30 PM
Many times when people refuse sex or intimacy it's their passive-aggressive way of breaking up with you. They will give you 100 other excuses, but it's all to mask their true reasons.

Okay I can admit that I'm insecure enough that I have to give an alternate explanation. She flip flops between uncontrollable horniness every few months, and absolutely frigid for the rest of the time. As I understand it, 95% of the time they're trying to control their impulsiveness and the other 5% is them acting on it.

See above the quote.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 27, 2017, 12:34:39 PM
It's ok, 29 is still young. Just get out of this relationship. In parts of your post you're being defensive of her still, this is normal when you're being controlled/abused. The first sentence you wrote about the twitter stuff was more of that abusive drama trying to make her the victim and you feel like the bad guy for being rational.

Break off the relationship and get out of it ASAP.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 27, 2017, 08:16:28 PM
Bebsy in for the wisdom.

Yeah, it sounds like you've had a learning experience, Brawndolicious. Just make sure you stay learnt.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 28, 2017, 08:46:36 PM
I haven't been up to anything. I feel like I took the advice to stop caring so much and just carry on. Not in a fatalist way, just a whatever happens happens kind of way. Stop being so concerned with things and I guess it's improved.

I've stopped really using tinder or bumble. Not because of any garbage reason, more so because it's not an avenue I want to meet anyone. I've gotten decent matches and sent some messages, but nothing has come of them which is fine. It's just an amusement thing if anything. Trying to not take that stuff serious at all.

The Starbucks girl and I have been talking forever a month which I'm not sure what it means. I asked for advice from resetera(yes I know) and they said I should stop talking to her after she said she wasn't looking for a relationship. But after I pulled that lame move, everything went back to normal and we continued talking. Pretty much 1 or 2 messages between us a day. My female friends say this is a positive and while I don't think anything will come of it, that's just the negative part of me. Maybe something will. Maybe something won't, I should avoid just saying it absolutely won't. Anyway she's nice and I enjoy talking to her. If anything I learned from the last real tinder girl is to not get too serious about messaging and shit. If she replies or doesn't it's whatever.

She occasionally gets more flirty when she's drunk but beyond a moment where she seemed to imply we should get food together, nothing else. We just talk about Star Wars recently. The balls in her court so whatever happens is up to her.

But I'm not waiting around or anything. I have nothing else going on.

There was a nice Italian girl who was really flirty, so much that even my dumb ass could tell she was intersted. But it was so strong I was kind of turned off. She told one of my female friends she was "fond" of me whatever the fuck that means. I don't know, I have to ease into people. I think my lack of obvious interest in her killed that off. We just talk a bit on Snapchat. She has a bf anyway.

I'm also over my Mexican friend and am kind of very happy I didn't get involved with her. Her situation and self doesn't really mix. I guess I was just blinded by the ass.

But anyway, I guess the bore was right and one of the things was I just needed to stop caring. I've noticed a lot more positive things in the women area by not being so botherd by it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 06, 2018, 09:44:11 AM
Went on a date with a woman ive been talking to online everyday for a month and a half. Went to a bookstore, bath and soap shop, got some great indian food. Most fun Ive had in a very long time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 07, 2018, 05:13:23 AM
OKCupid is doubling down on their morph to Tinder. Soon you will only be able to message people you have mutually liked.

I guess that's how you deal with dudes being scum and all those girls who put "I can't see likes, message me!".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 08, 2018, 01:47:05 PM
I have a friend who right now is going through a rough spot with her anxiety/depression and is letting it run her life. I'm also friends with her husband. And hoo boy. What a mess. I see her point of being a bad place, but I also see her husband's point of being like "You're not doing anything to make it better!" She comes to me for help and I'm like OK, you need to get professional help.  But she's too depressed to do it and wants someone else to do it for her. I'm like "No, this is something you need to do for yourself otherwise it'll never work." Meanwhile her husband has tried to be patient, but you can only put up with someone who does nothing for your relationship or themselves or in general. For so long. I totally get his point of that he deserves someone who at least tries.

Which brings me back to that thought I had earlier, that yes, there are soulmates but not everyone has them and most don't have the abilities/skills to make it work. I think that might need to be expanded that there are people that perhaps are too mentally ill to be able to have meaningful relationships. I mean of course you have the people with severe mental illness. But there are people with bi polar and personality disorders that make them just flat out toxic to others and people shouldn't be in relationships with them. Then you have people like my friend here, where she's given so much into her depression that it might be best that she not drag others down with her. At the same time, I don't know how she gets out of it without help. It's a cruel thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2018, 04:37:18 PM
Having fun being with someone who is mature and confident as fuck. She's gained some weight - not a lot, she's just in that hot thick territory. Feels good man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 08, 2018, 06:23:58 PM
Baby weight?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 08, 2018, 06:42:26 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2018, 04:37:18 PM
She's gained some weight - not a lot, she's just in that hot thick territory.

I hope you didn't tell her that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 08, 2018, 07:09:45 PM
I hope he did.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 08, 2018, 07:10:32 PM
Quote from: Raist on January 08, 2018, 06:42:26 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2018, 04:37:18 PM
She's gained some weight - not a lot, she's just in that hot thick territory.

I hope you didn't tell her that.

He was still able to type, so there's no way he actually voiced it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2018, 07:34:10 PM
I didn't say shit to her. But she's said shit like "I'm getting thick" and not in a "awww woe is me way." Maybe it's a trap. I never really respond...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 08, 2018, 09:12:07 PM
Thick eh? Being pregnant will do that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 08, 2018, 11:09:00 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 07, 2018, 05:13:23 AM
OKCupid is doubling down on their morph to Tinder. Soon you will only be able to message people you have mutually liked.

I guess that's how you deal with dudes being scum and all those girls who put "I can't see likes, message me!".

Okay I guess it isn't as severe as I thought:

Quote
Soon, messaging on OkCupid will change. Only the people you like or have responded to will remain in your messages. Messages from people you're not interested in, or people you haven't liked yet, will be moved to their profile. So, if you haven't liked or responded to that seemingly swell human being, you should do that soon. On the plus side, all those unwanted messages will disappear. And from all the testing we've done, we've found that a lot of other positive things will happen, too—like more matches and better conversations.

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 08, 2018, 01:47:05 PM
I have a friend who right now is going through a rough spot with her anxiety/depression and is letting it run her life. I'm also friends with her husband. And hoo boy. What a mess. I see her point of being a bad place, but I also see her husband's point of being like "You're not doing anything to make it better!" She comes to me for help and I'm like OK, you need to get professional help.  But she's too depressed to do it and wants someone else to do it for her. I'm like "No, this is something you need to do for yourself otherwise it'll never work." Meanwhile her husband has tried to be patient, but you can only put up with someone who does nothing for your relationship or themselves or in general. For so long. I totally get his point of that he deserves someone who at least tries.

Which brings me back to that thought I had earlier, that yes, there are soulmates but not everyone has them and most don't have the abilities/skills to make it work. I think that might need to be expanded that there are people that perhaps are too mentally ill to be able to have meaningful relationships. I mean of course you have the people with severe mental illness. But there are people with bi polar and personality disorders that make them just flat out toxic to others and people shouldn't be in relationships with them. Then you have people like my friend here, where she's given so much into her depression that it might be best that she not drag others down with her. At the same time, I don't know how she gets out of it without help. It's a cruel thing.

As someone with depression I sometimes wonder if I should even attempt another relationship because I'm afraid of having to make someone else deal with all my shit. Plus I'm scared about passing along my genes to some unfortunate kid.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 09, 2018, 02:39:06 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 09, 2018, 06:57:59 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2018, 07:34:10 PM
I didn't say shit to her. But she's said shit like "I'm getting thick" and not in a "awww woe is me way." Maybe it's a trap. I never really respond...

Welp. Godspeed.

 :salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 09, 2018, 10:30:22 AM
Quote from: bluemax on January 08, 2018, 11:09:00 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 07, 2018, 05:13:23 AM
OKCupid is doubling down on their morph to Tinder. Soon you will only be able to message people you have mutually liked.

I guess that's how you deal with dudes being scum and all those girls who put "I can't see likes, message me!".

Okay I guess it isn't as severe as I thought:

Quote
Soon, messaging on OkCupid will change. Only the people you like or have responded to will remain in your messages. Messages from people you're not interested in, or people you haven't liked yet, will be moved to their profile. So, if you haven't liked or responded to that seemingly swell human being, you should do that soon. On the plus side, all those unwanted messages will disappear. And from all the testing we've done, we've found that a lot of other positive things will happen, too—like more matches and better conversations.

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 08, 2018, 01:47:05 PM
I have a friend who right now is going through a rough spot with her anxiety/depression and is letting it run her life. I'm also friends with her husband. And hoo boy. What a mess. I see her point of being a bad place, but I also see her husband's point of being like "You're not doing anything to make it better!" She comes to me for help and I'm like OK, you need to get professional help.  But she's too depressed to do it and wants someone else to do it for her. I'm like "No, this is something you need to do for yourself otherwise it'll never work." Meanwhile her husband has tried to be patient, but you can only put up with someone who does nothing for your relationship or themselves or in general. For so long. I totally get his point of that he deserves someone who at least tries.

Which brings me back to that thought I had earlier, that yes, there are soulmates but not everyone has them and most don't have the abilities/skills to make it work. I think that might need to be expanded that there are people that perhaps are too mentally ill to be able to have meaningful relationships. I mean of course you have the people with severe mental illness. But there are people with bi polar and personality disorders that make them just flat out toxic to others and people shouldn't be in relationships with them. Then you have people like my friend here, where she's given so much into her depression that it might be best that she not drag others down with her. At the same time, I don't know how she gets out of it without help. It's a cruel thing.

As someone with depression I sometimes wonder if I should even attempt another relationship because I'm afraid of having to make someone else deal with all my shit. Plus I'm scared about passing along my genes to some unfortunate kid.
well, I think everyone deals with depression in some shape or form, truth be told. I think its unrealistic to not have a relationship because you have issues. However, if you're at a point where said issues make you toxic, or take over your life, like my friend here, then yeah. Thing is though, toxic people never know they're toxic. So I'm assuming that's not you. Only you can tell if you allow your depression to take over your life for months/years at a time. A large part of relationships is being emotionally vulnerable, and letting your partner help you, while  you help them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 09, 2018, 06:46:20 PM
OMG, I swear I just had this same discussion with someone not too long ago.

https://i.imgur.com/VhDXtQF.mp4
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on January 11, 2018, 12:53:24 AM
Oh god. Moving closer to boy toy may happen this year. :doge

Cue panic about the whole moving thing. :stahp

But this is way early shit to be worrying about.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 11, 2018, 02:14:02 AM
got a message from my pregnant friend
"my boyfriend won't have sex with me"

responded with "well if he's not doing it, I call dibs"

will update as needed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Shrew on January 11, 2018, 02:41:32 AM
Uhhhhh, play Keith Sweat?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6X9i-lPxvQ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Shrew on January 11, 2018, 02:42:29 AM
I mean, she got a cart full of groceries. Take what you can get bro.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Shrew on January 11, 2018, 03:06:56 AM
She standing next to the baby formula like a robbery stakeout? She's down. Sorry ass microwave dinner for one? She's down. Basket full of cat food? She's down. Wider then tall? She's down. Older then your mom but she's wearing yoga pants, and she juss keeps looking around to see if anyone notices that ass? Yup, down.

Focus your inner Genghis Khan. Conquer that shit. I know, I know. You're worried if it's "problematic". SHE DONT GIVE A FUCK. She want's a man, she wants that D, take that shit homie! Make her feel good, make you feel good. You can come on the forums tomorrow, crying about how you had sex with a woman. "What did I do last night, oh my gosh shucks, breasts in videogames?!?!?"

And you feel that way because you're a dumb fucking cac from the Burbs. Girls wanna bust nuts all day too, boom to the room. So stop appropriating their pleasure and give them the deep dicking they want, before they go next door and get it from somebody who dont read video game forums

Yuuuuuuuh herd?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxVNOnPyvIU
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 11, 2018, 03:36:38 AM
Every time I read a shrew post I feel like I've witnessed a miracle
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 11, 2018, 09:52:50 AM
You read them?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 11, 2018, 12:12:55 PM
Some people just want to watch the world bu- have way too much time on their hands.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 15, 2018, 03:52:07 AM
I had forgotten how libido will make you do really dumb things. Nothing major yet tho. It's kind of telling that my sex drive is back in full force.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 15, 2018, 05:38:45 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 15, 2018, 02:17:11 PM
My wife has great tits.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on January 15, 2018, 02:19:23 PM
Yup, they're great
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 15, 2018, 02:21:50 PM
Quote from: Dufus on January 15, 2018, 02:15:46 PM
Look dude I'm happy for you and all (and jealous) but didn't you say you were getting less shallow? :gurl All you've ever commented on the relationship thread is tits, tits, tits.
Do you even know what kind of personality she has? What her hobbies are? :gurl
MILKERS
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on January 15, 2018, 02:22:48 PM
Atra when are you gonna pony out the bit-cash for a porn star to fuck you? I'd jerk off to it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 15, 2018, 02:27:43 PM
I'm a volcel currently. And I like making money as opposed to spending it on frivolous things.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
okay, I'm not being serious about one or the other
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'll get back on the dating bandwagon again when I'm no longer living at my brother's nice house.
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on January 15, 2018, 02:29:08 PM
Can't take that with you when you're dead, soy boy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 15, 2018, 02:30:01 PM
Bitcons made Atra asexual.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 15, 2018, 03:53:58 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on January 15, 2018, 07:55:20 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 15, 2018, 02:27:43 PM
I'm a volcel currently. And I like making money as opposed to spending it on frivolous things.  :doge

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okay, I'm not being serious about one or the other
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I'll get back on the dating bandwagon again when I'm no longer living at my brother's nice house.
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Yknow between the 4chan memes, bitcoin jocking, and vocab choices such as 'volcel' you should by all means be one of the posters I hate the most on this site, but damnit I can't help but love ya you lil rascal
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 15, 2018, 08:02:49 PM
kill libido 2018
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Shrew on January 17, 2018, 02:32:22 AM
Quote from: Rufus on January 11, 2018, 09:52:50 AM
You read them?

That's hurtful , Rufus. I read all your posts. Just because I find Fran to be the sexiest of all Final Fantasy character's, doesn't mean I can't enjoy the fact that other's may find Balthier more hot.

To those of you who find Balthier hot asf, enjoy. To hater's like Rufus, booooooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ2DVwSVIIo

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Shrew on January 17, 2018, 02:56:08 AM
IN OTHER NEWS

What do I have to do to get a girl like this :heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 17, 2018, 03:00:57 AM
2 million dollars.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Shrew on January 17, 2018, 04:45:41 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 17, 2018, 03:00:57 AM
2 million dollars.

Yeah, you're right.

I'm not cut out for shit posting. Particularly on a smaller tight-knit forum. Shit eats me up inside. Internet's poison in general. But I feel it's worth an apology, cuz you guys didn't do anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 17, 2018, 01:40:50 PM
:thinking :sabu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 17, 2018, 02:25:44 PM
Nice edit Obv. Now it just comes up that I'm talking about my wife's...attributes..for no reasons now.

No ragerts, I guess. :idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on January 17, 2018, 03:09:24 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2018, 07:34:10 PM
I didn't say shit to her. But she's said shit like "I'm getting thick" and not in a "awww woe is me way." Maybe it's a trap. I never really respond...

My wife says she’s getting thick... she is 5’7” 110 lbs

 :lol

I think the only safe response is to say something like, “but you haven’t gained any weight?!” Or something like that.

She might then tell you that you have to say that because you’re her boyfriend, but at least you will live to have that conversation again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 18, 2018, 09:43:30 AM
Ive found out the words that win my heart, words that make the heart sing.

"I want you to fuck me til I can't walk straight"

 :checkit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 18, 2018, 12:11:49 PM
congrats on the sex
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 18, 2018, 03:14:27 PM
Dealing with lots of friends with relationship issues. LOL, I guess that's not necessarily anything new. It does sorta surprise me how little people pay attention to the ability to pick a right partner for relationships. Most people know that you have to have some skills to be in a long term relationship. Everyone focuses on stuff like communication skills, romance, self betterment, etc. But so many just completely ignore having any skills in picking the proper person.  I keep having a lot of my friends pick someone that's obviously a jerk or toxic and then being all heartbroken and being like "People only bring me pain!" When I bring up some other people that were perhaps better suited they're like "But they're just sorta...meh...boring"

People need to be honest with themselves and what they want. You want an aggressive, dominating, good looking, guy? Don't be surprised when he walks out on you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 18, 2018, 05:52:42 PM
https://twitter.com/nocontexttgp/status/950422600647405569
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 18, 2018, 07:01:59 PM
Relationship is over, fellas.  To be honest it ended about a couple weeks ago but she kept waffling back and forth so I had to take the relationship out to the woodshed and dispatch it myself.  Phone has blowing up with texts all day today but I don't care.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 18, 2018, 07:23:01 PM
what did you do and why
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 20, 2018, 04:15:41 PM
Really hurting for human contact since my separation. Also constantly horny. Don't want to try dating apps though. Guess I'll have to do it the old fashioned way and get out a lot more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 20, 2018, 04:27:18 PM
Island girls are freaks. Move to Hong Kong.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 20, 2018, 05:43:45 PM
She love you long time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 21, 2018, 11:52:23 AM
Nothing much new for lately for me on this front. Had a second date with one of the gals that was interested after a first date but on the second date I didn't feel any sort of romantic attraction so I kept it platonic and that was that. Was also setting up a date with someone a few years older than me that I'd be talking with online and was interested in a date but then they disappeared. I dropped Tinder since never really had much luck with it, and mostly sticking to OKC and CMB lately, though not super active.

Quote from: Shostakovich on January 20, 2018, 04:27:18 PM
Island girls are freaks. Move to Hong Kong.

Hmmmm, I'm gonna be in Hong Kong & Singapore (with duckroll) in March. Tell me more  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 21, 2018, 08:41:25 PM
Quote from: Dufus on January 17, 2018, 12:14:41 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 15, 2018, 05:38:45 AM
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uh oh

Uh, let's just say that things didn't work out when we got right down to it.  :'(

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 17, 2018, 02:25:44 PM
Nice edit Obv. Now it just comes up that I'm talking about my wife's...attributes..for no reasons now.

No ragerts, I guess. :idont

If my wife had nice tits, I'd drop that info into unrelated conversations all the time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samfish on January 21, 2018, 08:52:31 PM
I can attest to the whole island girls being freaks thing. Can't go wrong there, if you ask me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 22, 2018, 02:41:25 AM
Quote from: samfish on January 21, 2018, 08:52:31 PM
I can attest to the whole island girls being freaks thing. Can't go wrong there, if you ask me

Are island girls mainly freaks if it's with visiting guys, not men who have lived there a long time? I'm wondering if it's just that the local "talent pool" has become boring for them, or if it's the opportunity to have sex without having to deal with the guy afterward.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 22, 2018, 03:11:24 AM
island girls are freaks with anyone and especially their boyfriends. filipinos, malaysian, taiwanese especially, PUERTO RICANS unf. but smaller islands only chrono, japan doesn't count. Maybe try okinawa.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 22, 2018, 01:01:04 PM
Being pretty cold on the idea of dating apps, I'm afraid I'm left with the choice of political activism to fuck ( :nope ) or being much more aggressive in approaching women.

Guess I'll have to make a fool of myself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 22, 2018, 02:53:16 PM
Just quit being a baby and get on tinder
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 22, 2018, 03:05:36 PM
Nah, getting out and making a fool of yourself (aka being brave and talking to people) irl you'll meet a much more balanced segment of the opposite sex. Online dating tends to draw very specific groups of men/women who have trouble dating irl for various reasons imo. That's why a lot of online dating is a mess, because it's a lot of people who are bad at dating trying to date each other and it often goes non-surprisingly bad.

Now I realize that's a wide blanket statement, so everyone's not like that and it's just my opinion from a decade or so of online dating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 22, 2018, 07:05:58 PM
Yeah, I guess my reservations on dating apps are probably irrational and it's as good a method of any at meeting new people.
I do need, anyway, to build back some social activity and outreach regardless of the need for flesh. A lot of it was predicated on my couple and I was personally heavily slanted in work lately and I'm not looking for that here.

I didn't expect to be hit so hard and so quick by such a massive need for human and carnal contact, to be honest. It's kind of amazing how efficiently and cleanly this was repressed while still in my relationship. I'm a bit unhinged by it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 22, 2018, 08:11:55 PM
maybe just learn to love yourself (again) and be alone for awhile  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 22, 2018, 08:20:55 PM
Quote from: toku on January 22, 2018, 08:11:55 PM
maybe just learn to love yourself (again) and be alone for awhile  :-[
True, but at the same time, horny and thirsty leads to stupid. Definitely too soon for a relationship but a hook up? Probably would help clear some clutter out, so long as proper expectations can be kept.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 22, 2018, 09:21:20 PM
Just pay for sex yolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 23, 2018, 01:45:20 AM
I feel pretty positive about Starbucks girl honestly. Which is actually pretty cool, because I don't think I've ever been positive about talking to women ever. Which is pretty dumb on my part, but I'm horribly shy. I've been talking to this girl for 3 months which I guess some would say is a bad sign, but I feel like it's possibly going somewhere. I mean she did tell me that at that time she wasn't looking for anything, which is understandable because she just got out of a relationship. But since that little bump we've continued talking pretty much every week, every few days and I enjoy talking to her.

She's cool and nerdy. Very chill, modest, and seems not too intense and sarcastic. Oh and also pretty thic but you know whatever.

At this point I'm just waiting to see if there really is a window. I feel like there is, because she has said she'd like to see Star Wars with me and has made fun of my drunk texs. And also we've been talking for 3 months now and well I think I've angled myself as well someone who is interested in her.

Either way the huge point is that I simply enjoy talking to her and she seems to enjoy as well.

But I'm not really posting this to give you guys deep summaries of every little interaction. That kind of over annylizing is lame and I feel like right now this is the first time I'm coming at something with actual knowledge based on my previous failures.

With say the tinder girls I talked to. I got super paranoid when they wouldn't respond back or would take forever to respond. Felt I had to constantly engage with them to keep them interested. That was stupid and me being paranoid. Should just be chill.

I would overthink every word a girl would say. I'm trying to avoid that. The fact that the girl is talking to me is the positive bar none.

I mean I'm still fucked up and still learning. I'm not even sure I want a relationship with this girl or any girl. I have a lot of problems, but I am simply enjoying talking to girls and trying to figure stuff out. I still get pretty angry at my failures and whatnot, but I am trying to be better than that.

Oh and in mid February I'm going to be on Molly again so that should be fun.

Everyone says my problem is I just sabotage myself and that's a problem and well I still do that, but I'm trying and I think stuff is going positive.

With Starbucks girl I think it's going to be a slow burn. It's funny listening to peoples advice, it's all mixed. Some say that after this long you should just drop it, some say you need to be aggressive, some talk about the friend zone, some say it's going to happen, and so on. At this point honestly all I can say is just follow your gut and not be a douche about it. I think the reason I've at least gotten to this point is that I've just been consistent and chill.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 23, 2018, 02:26:01 AM
Quote from: toku on January 22, 2018, 08:11:55 PM
maybe just learn to love yourself (again) and be alone for awhile  :-[

I think I love myself well enough already :ego
But yeah as Puppy said, I'm not planning on anything in particular but a hook up first.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 23, 2018, 05:30:20 PM
Fired up Tinder just for the hell of it/out of boredom.

I have no bio and just my current Facebook profile pic. *bam* 6 matches.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 24, 2018, 09:16:41 AM
Saw this and thought of you guys:
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 24, 2018, 07:34:59 PM
I'm crushing on a right wing person right now and there's no fucks given.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 24, 2018, 07:45:02 PM
Milo is not interested in you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 24, 2018, 07:47:26 PM
She's wonderful. <3
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 24, 2018, 07:58:31 PM
is she a never trump republican?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: porkbun on January 24, 2018, 08:04:22 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 23, 2018, 01:45:20 AM
I feel pretty positive about Starbucks girl honestly. Which is actually pretty cool, because I don't think I've ever been positive about talking to women ever. Which is pretty dumb on my part, but I'm horribly shy. I've been talking to this girl for 3 months which I guess some would say is a bad sign, but I feel like it's possibly going somewhere. I mean she did tell me that at that time she wasn't looking for anything, which is understandable because she just got out of a relationship. But since that little bump we've continued talking pretty much every week, every few days and I enjoy talking to her.

She's cool and nerdy. Very chill, modest, and seems not too intense and sarcastic. Oh and also pretty thic but you know whatever.

At this point I'm just waiting to see if there really is a window. I feel like there is, because she has said she'd like to see Star Wars with me and has made fun of my drunk texs. And also we've been talking for 3 months now and well I think I've angled myself as well someone who is interested in her.

Either way the huge point is that I simply enjoy talking to her and she seems to enjoy as well.

But I'm not really posting this to give you guys deep summaries of every little interaction. That kind of over annylizing is lame and I feel like right now this is the first time I'm coming at something with actual knowledge based on my previous failures.

With say the tinder girls I talked to. I got super paranoid when they wouldn't respond back or would take forever to respond. Felt I had to constantly engage with them to keep them interested. That was stupid and me being paranoid. Should just be chill.

I would overthink every word a girl would say. I'm trying to avoid that. The fact that the girl is talking to me is the positive bar none.

I mean I'm still fucked up and still learning. I'm not even sure I want a relationship with this girl or any girl. I have a lot of problems, but I am simply enjoying talking to girls and trying to figure stuff out. I still get pretty angry at my failures and whatnot, but I am trying to be better than that.

Oh and in mid February I'm going to be on Molly again so that should be fun.

Everyone says my problem is I just sabotage myself and that's a problem and well I still do that, but I'm trying and I think stuff is going positive.

With Starbucks girl I think it's going to be a slow burn. It's funny listening to peoples advice, it's all mixed. Some say that after this long you should just drop it, some say you need to be aggressive, some talk about the friend zone, some say it's going to happen, and so on. At this point honestly all I can say is just follow your gut and not be a douche about it. I think the reason I've at least gotten to this point is that I've just been consistent and chill.

Honestly dude I'm jumping into this thread with no context but this is some kind of Messofanego bullshit right here.  Either people like you in "that" way or they don't.   No person is worth the drama (real or percieved) of writing 1500 word posts about them to strangers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 24, 2018, 08:09:14 PM
I'm hurting much less those last few days. Spending time with friends and being a tad busy helps a lot with the OBSESSION TO KNOW SOMEONE IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE.

An idle mind is the devil's workshop.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: porkbun on January 24, 2018, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 24, 2018, 08:09:14 PM
I'm hurting much less those last few days. Spending time with friends and being a tad busy helps a lot with the OBSESSION TO KNOW SOMEONE IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE.

An idle mind is the devil's workshop.

Just get on POF and fuck a fatty to get your nut off and confidence up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 24, 2018, 08:19:16 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 24, 2018, 08:09:14 PM
I'm hurting much less those last few days. Spending time with friends and being a tad busy helps a lot with the OBSESSION TO KNOW SOMEONE IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE.

An idle mind is the devil's workshop.
Got any hobbies?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 24, 2018, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on January 24, 2018, 08:19:16 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 24, 2018, 08:09:14 PM
I'm hurting much less those last few days. Spending time with friends and being a tad busy helps a lot with the OBSESSION TO KNOW SOMEONE IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE.

An idle mind is the devil's workshop.
Got any hobbies?

Not a lot, really, and certainly not social ones. I'm gonna play some board games in a specialty bar alongside strangers (the power of the INTERWEBS) soon, if I like it it's something I can do on the regular (work planning permitting). Otherwise it did motivate me to kickstart a couple of things (applying for fully public funded professional training I am entitled to, giving a hand to a friend project) and trying to see friends and acquaintances more. I'm not super worried, truly, it flows much more naturally -at least as far as I am concerned- when not forcing it. Step one is meeting people and the opportunities will present themselves.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 24, 2018, 08:46:53 PM
Quote from: porkbun on January 24, 2018, 08:04:22 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 23, 2018, 01:45:20 AM
I feel pretty positive about Starbucks girl honestly. Which is actually pretty cool, because I don't think I've ever been positive about talking to women ever. Which is pretty dumb on my part, but I'm horribly shy. I've been talking to this girl for 3 months which I guess some would say is a bad sign, but I feel like it's possibly going somewhere. I mean she did tell me that at that time she wasn't looking for anything, which is understandable because she just got out of a relationship. But since that little bump we've continued talking pretty much every week, every few days and I enjoy talking to her.

She's cool and nerdy. Very chill, modest, and seems not too intense and sarcastic. Oh and also pretty thic but you know whatever.

At this point I'm just waiting to see if there really is a window. I feel like there is, because she has said she'd like to see Star Wars with me and has made fun of my drunk texs. And also we've been talking for 3 months now and well I think I've angled myself as well someone who is interested in her.

Either way the huge point is that I simply enjoy talking to her and she seems to enjoy as well.

But I'm not really posting this to give you guys deep summaries of every little interaction. That kind of over annylizing is lame and I feel like right now this is the first time I'm coming at something with actual knowledge based on my previous failures.

With say the tinder girls I talked to. I got super paranoid when they wouldn't respond back or would take forever to respond. Felt I had to constantly engage with them to keep them interested. That was stupid and me being paranoid. Should just be chill.

I would overthink every word a girl would say. I'm trying to avoid that. The fact that the girl is talking to me is the positive bar none.

I mean I'm still fucked up and still learning. I'm not even sure I want a relationship with this girl or any girl. I have a lot of problems, but I am simply enjoying talking to girls and trying to figure stuff out. I still get pretty angry at my failures and whatnot, but I am trying to be better than that.

Oh and in mid February I'm going to be on Molly again so that should be fun.

Everyone says my problem is I just sabotage myself and that's a problem and well I still do that, but I'm trying and I think stuff is going positive.

With Starbucks girl I think it's going to be a slow burn. It's funny listening to peoples advice, it's all mixed. Some say that after this long you should just drop it, some say you need to be aggressive, some talk about the friend zone, some say it's going to happen, and so on. At this point honestly all I can say is just follow your gut and not be a douche about it. I think the reason I've at least gotten to this point is that I've just been consistent and chill.

Honestly dude I'm jumping into this thread with no context but this is some kind of Messofanego bullshit right here.  Either people like you in "that" way or they don't.   No person is worth the drama (real or percieved) of writing 1500 word posts about them to strangers.
Sorry you feel that way. There's no drama. I didn't mean to come off that way. I also don't know who that is...

Also I'm not sure it works that way. There are plenty of people that took me a bit to develop feelings for. It's not like you have feelings for someone right then and there. Sometimes they develop as you get to know someone better. Maybe you don't,  I don't know. But I don't think I've ever had feelings for someone right then and there. I got to know them under many different contexts and situations and went from there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 24, 2018, 08:59:25 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 24, 2018, 08:45:34 PM
Not a lot, really, and certainly not social ones. I'm gonna play some board games in a specialty bar alongside strangers (the power of the INTERWEBS) soon, if I like it it's something I can do on the regular (work planning permitting). Otherwise it did motivate me to kickstart a couple of things (applying for fully public funded professional training I am entitled to, giving a hand to a friend project) and trying to see friends and acquaintances more. I'm not super worried, truly, it flows much more naturally -at least as far as I am concerned- when not forcing it. Step one is meeting people and the opportunities will present themselves.
I used to do pub trivia with strangers and enjoyed it a lot while meeting interesting people, so maybe consider that.. I do want to say you're a wonderfully distinct person and your posts are a joy to read for their intellect and clarity of thought, so I have no doubt in my mind you'll find people in your life who appreciate you the way you deserve.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 24, 2018, 10:26:13 PM
Quote from: toku on January 24, 2018, 07:58:31 PM
is she a never trump republican?

She's conservative and not a Trumper.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 25, 2018, 01:39:14 AM
If you blackout enough at bars you will eventually wake up in bed with someone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 25, 2018, 01:39:37 AM
Happy hunting, Vom!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 25, 2018, 04:27:22 AM
:ego Kiss me you fools.

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You're too kind.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2018, 10:31:29 AM
Technically she's a libertarian moderate. She's so caring yet dominant. She's like the water to my oil. She pushes me to do things I otherwise wouldn't want to do because of anxiety or whatever. I am absolutely smitten and can't stop thinking about her. I hope my adoration is requited eventually. I've told her how I feel. She makes my heart beat fast. I'm rarely into women but o.m.g I want her bad. Have you ever met someone who just constantly inspires you to be the best you can be so you can feel like you're at least on par with them?  :-[:heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 02, 2018, 06:52:27 PM
Quote from: SantaC on December 10, 2017, 03:46:51 PM
I am currently in a relationship that is stable but incredibly boring sex-vise. It's just been too many years. Another girl is flirting with me, what should I do?
Quote from: SantaC
Is it wrong to try and date 25-30 year olds when you are 37?
he went for it
:lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 03, 2018, 02:05:37 AM
Most first world problem ever:

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 03, 2018, 02:09:02 AM
Are you sure you're giving them enough of a chance? It's one thing to see dealbreakers after a first date and another entirely for you to have just not seen enough yet ( :smug )
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 03, 2018, 02:15:44 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 03, 2018, 04:12:23 AM
No offense breh, but you may be overly picky. Things aren't going to "click" after just 1-2 dates necessarily. That's for movies.
Conversely, you may very well think it clicks and then you end up chained in a basement after the 4th date  :doge.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 03, 2018, 05:55:21 AM
Sorry, Jack. Hope you're doing alright. Next one will be better. :like
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 04, 2018, 12:41:11 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on February 03, 2018, 02:05:37 AM
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Try for three dates. Ask deeper questions.

You've talked about being lonely, and you've been frustrated with dating, but the other person is having a good time because you're friendly and kind — but have you thought about giving them sufficient time and opportunity to actually develop intimacy?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 04, 2018, 05:07:07 AM
If I don't find find a girl before my 28th birthday(May 22) I'm ending myself. That's my deadline for still being a loser.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 04, 2018, 01:59:12 PM
Of all the things to kill yourself over...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 04, 2018, 02:06:03 PM
Don't put pussy on a pedestal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 04, 2018, 02:23:41 PM
Stop watching porn, get off the internet, and go to the park sometime
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 04, 2018, 02:32:05 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 04, 2018, 02:08:36 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 04, 2018, 02:06:03 PM
Don't put pussy on a pedestal.

Easy for you to say. :ufup

Yeah, cause I'm a real man. Sack up bitch. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on February 04, 2018, 03:05:43 PM
Gotta like yourself before you should expect someone to like you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2018, 04:09:55 PM
Well, might as well be the first to say RIP breh it's been fun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on February 04, 2018, 04:24:20 PM
c a l m
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 04, 2018, 05:42:55 PM
You need a radical philosophical change on the outlook on life , go see a psychologist.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 04, 2018, 07:06:46 PM
Based on his posts in this thread, in the shitter thread, and on Resetera, I think it's fair to say he's a bitter, nasty person, and that's probably his biggest and potentially only problem. I'm sure everything else in his life would be fine if he just worked on not being a dramatic, rude, cynical asshole.

Be nice to people. Be forgiving. Be conscientious and considerate. And make an effort in all things. Those are the ingredients to making friends and being happy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 04, 2018, 10:35:11 PM
Jack's high functioning sociopathy gives me life
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 04, 2018, 10:54:03 PM
I'm sorry. Probably should leave my phone at home when I go out and get super drunk.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 04, 2018, 10:55:28 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 04, 2018, 05:07:07 AM
If I don't find find a girl before my 28th birthday(May 22) I'm ending myself. That's my deadline for still being a loser.

I didn't find a girlfriend until I was 35 (last year) and we have an amazing relationship, beyond what I even fantasized about, but suit yourself I guess
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on February 04, 2018, 11:58:26 PM
A lot can happen in a day.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 05, 2018, 12:41:11 AM
Wait, May? Is this a GDPR compliance thing? God, sorry for being insensitive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 05, 2018, 04:04:18 AM
Reconnected with a former colleague I fancied (but didn't know well) and we had a call that lasted a bit. Offered me to take a drink. I'm terrible at reading those things so it may or may not mean anything ? Guess I'll take it as a win-win anyway because she's nice to talk to regardless.
We'll see :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 05, 2018, 07:18:43 AM
Gradual exposure to things that make you uncomfortable/suck at is the only way you're going to grow socially. So yeah, try the whole "hanging out" thing first.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 05, 2018, 07:23:03 AM
Be sure you brush your teeth and take a shower first, Ruzbeh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 05, 2018, 07:56:25 AM
Quote from: Dufus on February 05, 2018, 07:02:05 AM
also i have some questions... if you go on a date, where exactly do you meet up? what do you do? in general what are the possible locations and stuff for a date?
There are so many answers to this, and it's the wrong question anyway.

Whence dating? It starts with meeting someone. This can happen casually between two people who don't start with the pretense of dating, or it can be intentional and up front like a dating site. I always meet women as friends or in bars first. But other people like Tinder. So let's assume the latter.

You want someone to swipe you. Or you want them to like your OkCupid profile. Or whatever. The principals remain the same: why should they? Number one is being attractive. This isn't a fixed quality. You can't change your genes, but you can always buy new jeans. Get a real haircut ($25 or bust). Wear nice clothes. Take great pictures, not just in angle but in activity. Which leads to two: be interesting. Do you do something interesting for a living? Have any real hobbies? Pets? Been somewhere interesting? Are you an activist? Love X-Files? Think about who you are and what you can lean on. If this is hard for you then imagine how hard it'll be dating you for someone else, so fix that. I take dog pics 100% for pussy magnetism. Number three is have a personality. That means confidence, humor, charm. Crack some jokes. Take some risks. Don't be arrogant, but don't be a wet towel, either.

So once you've attracted somebody and it's mutual, and you're messaging back and forth, after a few messages, get right to the point. You wanna meet up and have lunch or coffee. They're interesting, you're interesting, so you've passed the first screening test and want to get to know them better for here. Arrange it, and from there, it's just your conversational skills. Your goal is to learn about the other person and have fun. But you should already have a head start on this because of your messages. Ask where they work. What they do. What they've been up to. Bitch about traffic. Talk about something you want to do. Discuss a shared interest. And if it's meant to be, it'll be smooth sailing from there.

That's what I'd say for the new fangled online dating culture. My advice for myself is a lot simpler, though. I approach life with a reckless abandon and genuine desire to connect with everyone. I share myself and learn from others. In bars, in coffee shops, at the grocery store, I'm always unapologetically me. And I just put myself out there consistently and I meet people that way. So "what do you do on a date" is no different for me than what I do anytime else. I make connections and share life's experiences. And if I feel like that might include dating, I add a little ego and duende. ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 05, 2018, 08:18:43 AM
Quote
also i have some questions... if you go on a date, where exactly do you meet up? what do you do? in general what are the possible locations and stuff for a date?

Option 1:
"Hey. I wanna FYUTA. Y/N?"

Option 2:
"Hey. Wanna go for coffee / drinks / dinner / museum / a movie / a walk in a park?". Or any of the dozens of social activities at your disposal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 08:54:40 AM
if you have to ask questions like that, I would say the best simplest answer is really to focus on just becoming a more social person overall, when you start getting more confident arranging plans with friends and people in general, theres no need to ask that question.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 05, 2018, 09:02:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/plBfXkq.png?1)

Simple  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 05, 2018, 09:12:03 AM
Not being able to edit text messages is such a pain.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 09:14:10 AM
isnt it ttyl? so youre still wrong.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 05, 2018, 09:14:45 AM
talk to you tomorrow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 05, 2018, 09:18:50 AM
one time my online dating profile had a gimmick running through the entire thing where i talked about only creating the account so i could sell a boat i had. it actually worked and i got a lot of people to respond but then a lot just wanted to keep talking about the fucking boat. there was no boat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 09:19:31 AM
ive never saw anyone write that, so it must not be a thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 05, 2018, 09:36:14 AM
If a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow like myself can get dates then surely you can.

That's all I'm trying to illustrate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on February 05, 2018, 09:37:11 AM
how about the only people criticizing atra for awkward dating messages are those people that have have talked to a woman before, okay?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on February 05, 2018, 09:57:58 AM
I'm starting to think women lie more than men. I have yet to meet a woman that does not lie. I have tons of friends that are female, and they all lie to their partner/husbands/bfs

Relationships in this day and age, with sexting, online flirting, etc, is brutal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 05, 2018, 10:19:33 AM
Quote from: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 09:14:10 AM
isnt it ttyl? so youre still wrong.

Quote from: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 09:19:31 AM
ive never saw anyone write that, so it must not be a thing.

:umad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 05, 2018, 10:19:55 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on February 05, 2018, 09:57:58 AM
I'm starting to think women lie more than men. I have yet to meet a woman that does not lie. I have tons of friends that are female, and they all lie to their partner/husbands/bfs

Relationships in this day and age, with sexting, online flirting, etc, is brutal.
red-pilled.txt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 10:19:56 AM
Quote from: Dufus on February 05, 2018, 09:49:01 AM
If I don't message a girl before my 28th birthday(May 22) I'm ending myself. That's my deadline for still being less successful than Atra.
You can mock me all you want, but I've at least attempted things.

I also have great hygiene.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on February 05, 2018, 10:20:19 AM
Everybody lies. You have to have some kind of pathology to not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 05, 2018, 10:24:48 AM
Quote from: Rufus on February 05, 2018, 10:20:19 AM
Everybody lies. You have to have some kind of pathology to not.

I don't.

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But maybe that's a lie.

 
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 10:31:02 AM
Quote from: Raist on February 05, 2018, 10:19:33 AM
Quote from: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 09:14:10 AM
isnt it ttyl? so youre still wrong.

Quote from: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 09:19:31 AM
ive never saw anyone write that, so it must not be a thing.

:umad

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/Travel/2017/March/plane%20BM01YH.jpg?imwidth=480)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2018, 10:35:26 AM
Women lie? Next you're gonna tell me they fart.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on February 05, 2018, 10:38:29 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2018, 10:35:26 AM
Women lie? Next you're gonna tell me they fart.

More than men in the context of relationships/dating? yeah i'm starting to think so. And they also rationalize their lies, men will just say "ah, fuck, yeah i lied sorry i'm an asshole" women will "i lied but it's justified because.... emotions"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on February 05, 2018, 10:40:59 AM
You match with two women on tinder. One always lies and one always tells the truth. Which YuGiOh episode do you reference in your opening line to identify which to data ???

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Neither responds :'(
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 11:01:30 AM
Quote from: Dufus on February 05, 2018, 10:37:38 AM


what do chemtrails have to do with anything?

(https://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/launch-640x353.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2018, 11:04:46 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on February 05, 2018, 10:38:29 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2018, 10:35:26 AM
Women lie? Next you're gonna tell me they fart.

More than men in the context of relationships/dating? yeah i'm starting to think so. And they also rationalize their lies, men will just say "ah, fuck, yeah i lied sorry i'm an asshole" women will "i lied but it's justified because.... emotions"
:dead

Are you in a relationship, have you ever had a gf? Because you sound like a bitter red pill cigarillo right now breh.

Men lie and manipulate women emotionally all the time dude. And women do too. And men justify their lies and don't take responsibility either too. Men lead women on, or send mixed messages specifically to get pussy and bounce. I've done that before, and I know I'm not the only one. End of the day people are usually trash, and then you meet a Latina chick and settle down and stop being distinguished mentally-challenged.
:obama
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on February 05, 2018, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2018, 11:04:46 AM
Latina chick and settle down and stop being distinguished mentally-challenged.
:obama

So you give me your dumb lecture and then end it with the fact you went out and got yourself a traditionally more conservative female in a latin woman? :clap

:smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on February 05, 2018, 11:08:53 AM
Quote from: hampster on February 05, 2018, 10:40:59 AM
You match with two women on tinder. One always lies and one always tells the truth. Which YuGiOh episode do you reference in your opening line to identify which to data ???

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Neither responds :'(
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Trick question, I'd never talk about media related to a collectible card game if the collectible card game wasn't Magic: the Gathering. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 11:10:46 AM
People lie all the time, but women tend to be more active in regards to going with their emotions in the moment, so if she tells you one thing one week, but then the next week she does/says the opposite, it doesnt necessarily mean shes lying, but changed her mind. Men compete, women select.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on February 05, 2018, 11:26:08 AM
Knowing assimilate will hilariously die a virgin :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on February 05, 2018, 11:44:10 AM
He doesn't strike me as a permavirgin. Just your garden variety chauvinist.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on February 05, 2018, 11:51:49 AM
He spells bra 'braw'. He's likely literally too distinguished mentally-challenged to understand how copulation works.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 11:57:32 AM
if I've learned anything recently is that the whole "which gender is manuplitive" argument is a black whole of shit. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2018, 11:58:45 AM
If there were a serum to make you gay I wonder if any hetero losers out there would try it. The amount of ass and dick you can get when you're gay without even really trying is pretty insane. I feel bad for my straight bros.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2018, 12:11:28 PM
Don't need a serum, just need a cute trap.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2018, 12:34:39 PM
Well said.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2018, 12:34:51 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2018, 12:11:28 PM
Don't need a serum, just need a cute trap.  :doge

:uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 12:41:52 PM
I really don't think it's easy as simply talking to people. If it was no one would have an issue.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 05, 2018, 12:43:00 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 12:41:52 PM
I really don't think it's easy as simply talking to people. If it was no one would have an issue.

Except folks who have trouble talking to people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 05, 2018, 01:14:43 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 05, 2018, 11:58:45 AM
If there were a serum to make you gay I wonder if any hetero losers out there would try it. The amount of ass and dick you can get when you're gay without even really trying is pretty insane. I feel bad for my straight bros.
I have heard this a lot from my gay friends. They're like "I don't understand how/why you guys do this."
Frankly, seeing how they do it, I'm sorta surprised myself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2018, 01:27:06 PM
Quote from: Exodust on February 05, 2018, 01:25:49 PM
I don't need no stinking serum. If I decided I wanted to suck dick I'd just man up and suck some dick.

Unrelated, but when are you coming to Boston again?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2018, 01:43:05 PM
Quote from: Exodust on February 05, 2018, 01:28:47 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 05, 2018, 01:27:06 PM
Quote from: Exodust on February 05, 2018, 01:25:49 PM
I don't need no stinking serum. If I decided I wanted to suck dick I'd just man up and suck some dick.

Unrelated, but when are you coming to Boston again?

I'll be coming before you know it.

Usually I like people to tell me when they're coming but for you it doesn't matter. :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on February 05, 2018, 01:49:29 PM
Gettin that mouthie in southie  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on February 05, 2018, 02:25:35 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on February 04, 2018, 07:06:46 PM
Be nice to people. Be forgiving. Be conscientious and considerate. And make an effort in all things. Those are the ingredients to making friends and being happy.
Newsfeed, please.

:lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2018, 02:34:57 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0d/df/7a/0ddf7a6d21625e6b78fdce23ef16e5eb--truth-quotes-wise-quotes.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 05, 2018, 02:50:11 PM
Handy Male?  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 05, 2018, 03:48:41 PM
Oh shit, Elizabeth II. And I don't mean the one with the crown.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 05:49:30 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 05, 2018, 11:58:45 AM
If there were a serum to make you gay I wonder if any hetero losers out there would try it. The amount of ass and dick you can get when you're gay without even really trying is pretty insane. I feel bad for my straight bros.
Probably would take one if it made you asexual. Life would be easier.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2018, 05:55:16 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 05:49:30 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 05, 2018, 11:58:45 AM
If there were a serum to make you gay I wonder if any hetero losers out there would try it. The amount of ass and dick you can get when you're gay without even really trying is pretty insane. I feel bad for my straight bros.
Probably would take one if it made you asexual. Life would be easier.

There's hormones available that can easily decrease your sex drive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 05, 2018, 05:55:58 PM
Dufus, instead of being out to get a relationship, be out to master being a friend first. Sign up for a hobby or some group or something. It'll help you gain the confidence to stop making such a big deal about a date.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 06:10:32 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 05, 2018, 05:55:16 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 05:49:30 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 05, 2018, 11:58:45 AM
If there were a serum to make you gay I wonder if any hetero losers out there would try it. The amount of ass and dick you can get when you're gay without even really trying is pretty insane. I feel bad for my straight bros.
Probably would take one if it made you asexual. Life would be easier.

There's hormones available that can easily decrease your sex drive.
That stuff sounds dangerous and like it will effect other things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2018, 06:15:44 PM
:yeshrug I don't think there are downsides to taking E other than bigger boobies and smaller nuts, which wouldn't come in handy if you're not having sex anyways.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 05, 2018, 06:22:24 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 05, 2018, 05:59:28 PM
I'm not making a big deal out of a date. It's fear of rejection. That can occur with friendly relationships as well. :doge But probably that fear is greatest with a date.
Rejection is a natural part of life. Best to face it head on.

The more you experience it the less painful it becomes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 05, 2018, 06:26:34 PM
It's a great feeling when you realize you don't give a fuck about getting rejected because you actually value yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 05, 2018, 06:34:26 PM
I find that people with a fear of rejection treat the wrong thing. They want to treat the fear or rejection when really it's more about an over inflated sense of self. For example, I was waiting in line at the store and had a song stuck in my head and did a little dance. When I got to the cashier he said he really admired that I could dance out in public and not worry about what people would say/do. I told him the secret was to know that most people aren't actually looking at you and those that do will forget you in the span of 5 minutes..  It's the same thing with dating, you sit there and worry, "Are they thinking I'm a jack ass? Are they thinking I'm an idiot." When really you occupy a very small section of their thinking. Just learn that we're all bit actors in someone else's movie and it's very freeing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 05, 2018, 06:37:15 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 05, 2018, 06:29:05 PM
I fucking know it's normal. The fucking point is that this kind of overwhelming fear is irrational. But that doesn't make it less severe for FUCK'S SAKE.

I remember seeing on television this lady who had a fear of pigeons or some shit and had difficulty going outside for fear of encountering pigeons.

Do you really think that could be resolved by saying lol it's just pigeons bro relax bro they don't attack humans bro? That's not how it fucking works.

But but but, you have to face your fears if you want to overcome it Dufus! WHAT THE FUCK do you think I think? I know that. That's what I've been saying. Hopefully I can resolve all that shit this year.

Anyways I'm done with this fucking thread. I'm not coming back until I get a date or if a date is forthcoming. Fuck all ya'll.
I was in a similar spot as you not too long ago, Dufus! :bolo

You gotta dip your toes in the rejection pool. You're thinking you have to dive right into the deep end. That's flat out wrong.

Do ~little~ things that could result in rejection. Build up your tolerance for it.

edit: Also, I would just love for you to enlighten me if you have some other genius way of overcoming rejection.

Please, I'm all ears.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 06:49:36 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 05, 2018, 06:15:44 PM
:yeshrug I don't think there are downsides to taking E other than bigger boobies and smaller nuts, which wouldn't come in handy if you're not having sex anyways.

No sorry this is dangerous advice, biological males taking E should be reserved to those who really need it. Taking it because you cant get laid will only exacerbate the obvious mental health issues he has.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2018, 07:00:00 PM
Well I never said I was a doctor.

Consult with a physician before using drugs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 05, 2018, 07:00:33 PM
Dufus, I believe in you. Believe in the me that believes in you!

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 05, 2018, 07:07:28 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on February 05, 2018, 02:25:35 PM
Newsfeed, please.

:lawd
;_; everything I do, I do for you and toku
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 05, 2018, 07:11:54 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 05, 2018, 07:00:33 PM
Dufus, I believe in you. Believe in the me that believes in you!
Dufus, I believe in CatsCatsCats. Believe in the me, that believes in the CatsCatsCats that believes in you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 05, 2018, 07:13:45 PM
Dogs and cats believing in each other... mass hysteria!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2018, 07:51:07 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 05, 2018, 06:15:44 PM
:yeshrug I don't think there are downsides to taking E other than bigger boobies and smaller nuts, which wouldn't come in handy if you're not having sex anyways.

Bigger boobs? Maybe I should have gone for it when the dude with the Above&Beyond hat offered me some mdma at Output the other day...

Which, speaking of... my girlfriend seemed to really dig. Her first underground techno club experience. Hit the jackpot with this one, things just continue to go so smoothly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 07:54:42 PM
Are Above and Beyond good btw?

Going to see them ....and do molly.....in two weeks with friends. Don't know what to expect.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2018, 07:59:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 07:54:42 PM
Are Above and Beyond good btw?

Going to see them ....and do molly.....in two weeks with friends. Don't know what to expect.

I'm a big fan of them (especially their radio show and the Anjunabeats/Anjunadeep labels), expect a lot of cheesy PLUR and big vocal trance anthems. Got to meet Tony McGuinness of the group while at Ultra in Miami a few years ago and he was really awesome, perked up when he found out we were from NY.

I've never done E but I'd imagine that A&B are a perfect soundtrack to listen to when you're rolling.

Some songs I like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsGn6UurWuU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoQUCjBZLt0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgRnLM9Vi24
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 08:08:57 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 07:54:42 PM
Are Above and Beyond good btw?

Going to see them ....and do molly.....in two weeks with friends. Don't know what to expect.

im not your dad or anything, but i would recommend taking molly when you are in a better place mentally
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 05, 2018, 08:19:13 PM
https://youtu.be/iqIDsJATBlI

:aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 08:27:09 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 08:08:57 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 07:54:42 PM
Are Above and Beyond good btw?

Going to see them ....and do molly.....in two weeks with friends. Don't know what to expect.

im not your dad or anything, but i would recommend taking molly when you are in a better place mentally
I took it not too long ago and it was probably the best feeling I've ever had. Really made me feel a lot more comfortable. That was months ago.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 05, 2018, 08:30:07 PM
How was the come down from that high?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 09:04:12 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 08:27:09 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 08:08:57 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 07:54:42 PM
Are Above and Beyond good btw?

Going to see them ....and do molly.....in two weeks with friends. Don't know what to expect.

im not your dad or anything, but i would recommend taking molly when you are in a better place mentally
I took it not too long ago and it was probably the best feeling I've ever had. Really made me feel a lot more comfortable. That was months ago.

Well no shit you would. It works like this.

Take molly > exhaust all feel good chemicals in brain > leave you with fuck all, and slowly recover supply.

If you take molly not of sound mind, the aftermath isnt a fun place to be. Which can cause longer lasting damage even if the supply is refilled.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 09:30:46 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 09:04:12 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 08:27:09 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on February 05, 2018, 08:08:57 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2018, 07:54:42 PM
Are Above and Beyond good btw?

Going to see them ....and do molly.....in two weeks with friends. Don't know what to expect.

im not your dad or anything, but i would recommend taking molly when you are in a better place mentally
I took it not too long ago and it was probably the best feeling I've ever had. Really made me feel a lot more comfortable. That was months ago.

Well no shit you would. It works like this.

Take molly > exhaust all feel good chemicals in brain > leave you with fuck all, and slowly recover supply.

If you take molly not of sound mind, the aftermath isnt a fun place to be. Which can cause longer lasting damage even if the supply is refilled.
I guess, but that wasn't my previous experience. I was pretty positive for about two weeks and then I just resumed my normal self.  I didn't feel down at any point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 05, 2018, 09:50:58 PM
I’m too skittish to take Molly myself.

Drugs that create intense pleasure would be a slippery slope for me.

I’d rather stick with weed and hallucinogens.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2018, 10:35:23 PM
I'd be down to try Molly at Borecon this year.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on February 05, 2018, 10:41:12 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2018, 10:35:26 AM
Women lie? Next you're gonna tell me they fart.

https://twitter.com/TheeSixela/status/960599535704858624
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on February 05, 2018, 10:58:36 PM
Disney lied to us all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 06, 2018, 09:46:52 AM
Quote from: Atramental on February 05, 2018, 06:22:24 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 05, 2018, 05:59:28 PM
I'm not making a big deal out of a date. It's fear of rejection. That can occur with friendly relationships as well. :doge But probably that fear is greatest with a date.
Rejection is a natural part of life. Best to face it head on.

The more you experience it the less painful it becomes.
Is that even true? I don't find it true. I've been rejected 100% of the time and while every time it was very polite and never mean it hurt all the same. I mean all it's done is fester an attitude where I just feel like not even partaking. Because I mean what's the point if I already know I'm going to be rejected?

I mean I just got rejected by the girl I had been talking to for awhile. I mean it seemed to be going well and everything but when I tried to set up a date I got the no time/busy. Which is fine, but I honestly feel like this whole process is a waste and am not intersted in trying again. Which I mean I probably will whenever the next girl comes a long but I probably won't feel any better about that.

I already know what your answer will be here. Just gotta say fuck it, but you know I feel like it's easy for you and the others to say that because at some point you've tasted sucsess. You know at some point it worked out for you and it makes sense it can again. I also don't worry about most shit because whatever based on my experience I know things can easily bounce back. But with this area it's like ok when is it going to work. People say try? Ok but when I try something and it seems like it's not working or am not good at it at what point can you just give up? I mean I probably won't give up because no matter what stupid things I say, even I know most of them are distinguished mentally-challenged. But you know I'm going to be 28 soon and my 30s are right around the corner. I don't belive in any of that in electronics MRA whatever garbage and I actually am not a sad sack or as bitter as I seem in real life. I mean those are no doubt aspects of me and I allow them to come out in this avenue, but I'm not actually a loser at wall even if I feel like it sometimes. No im an ok dude ,but I don't understand why this hasn't worked out for me and I'm frustrated.

Eh maybe I set my sights on women who are too attractive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 06, 2018, 09:55:24 AM
It's a numbers game, bro.  How many women have you asked?  My failure rate was probably 90%+ but I eventually tasted success by asking pretty much any woman i had an interest in.  I'll also say it's a lot easier to ask and to be rejected if you don't really know them.  I almost always asked strangers or acquaintances.  Asking someone you know more of course puts the rejection on a more intimate level.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on February 06, 2018, 10:23:36 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 06, 2018, 09:46:52 AM

Is that even true? I don't find it true. I've been rejected 100% of the time
Eh maybe I set my sights on women who are too attractive.
Most likely this. You're over punting your coverage, especially if you are asking people that you haven't built up a decent relationship with beforehand.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 06, 2018, 10:26:40 AM
Honestly, I've never dated a person that I was friends with beforehand. I keep the two groups strictly separated.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 06, 2018, 10:36:26 AM
Getting that coffee tomorrow. Guess I'll gauge if she's just that nice and easy going or if she's maybe curious too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 06, 2018, 10:38:11 AM
Well I guess I’ve gotten a bit better because I don’t feel seething bitterness against women. So I guess that’s some growth!

Still internalizeing that rejection as another negative point against me.

So I guess baby steps.

But I know it’s a numbers game and I guess that kind of sucks for me. I’m proabably more social then you think but I’m still probably a bit introverted. I’m open to meeting people and am not as judgemental as I use to be. Still it takes me a bit to be comfortable with new people. I’m someone who has to get a feel for someone and feel comfortable around them.

I thought online dating would be good for me, but my problems......with it are sadly detailed here. And I don’t like it because I’m really more of an in person type person.

I know if I could just meet someone and click it would work, I just can’t seem to meet someone though. It’s not like I don’t have female friends. I do and they like me, but just not in that way. So I know I’m not one of those repulsive creepy Incel fucks.

I know this isn’t hopeless, but I’m just really annoyed you know? I’m a 28 year old male with a high libido.
, I would like to have female experiences. I’m not a creep or a piece of shit even if people on the bore think that. I just don’t really know how to interact I guess.

And to respond to assimlate. I know that dumb porn star list hunts me to this day, but it’s not like I’m shooting for super models. I like short and thic girls. I like thighs and butts and sarcastic girls. I don’t think it’s wrong to be mostly on the look out for that. Though I know I shouldn’t limit myself. I don’t think any of the girls I’ve been interested in have been out of my league, but maybe they were looks wise. I don’t know. When I showed my tinder matches which I didn’t find attractive here, most of you thought I was crazy. So maybe I don’t know what my realistic outlook should be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on February 06, 2018, 10:43:23 AM
They reject you after getting to know you. Are you thirsty? Are you lacking in confidence? Do you hate people?

That's all laying out there. I hate to be a dick but that advice I think AIA gave of finding an average looking girl you're not too invested in to break down your self-doubt was basically totally correct. You doubt every damn thing about yourself. You judge everything you do. You put yourself down in the most bizarre ways. Most people can barely help their own ass with those issues. I don't know, did you just convince yourself that you lack that personal will power/courage that others had to get over those problems?

Also update on my life. I did not take the unanimous advice. That is all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 06, 2018, 10:50:07 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on February 06, 2018, 10:43:23 AM
Also update on my life. I did not take the unanimous advice. That is all.
Sticking your dick in crazy  :comeon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 06, 2018, 11:13:23 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on February 06, 2018, 10:43:23 AM
They reject you after getting to know you. Are you thirsty? Are you lacking in confidence? Do you hate people?
I think most of the time it’s just not a good match or I’m not really their type. Like with my Mexican friend I use to talk about it, in the end I’m simply not that kind of dude she’d be into. She likes big kind of “savage” dudes. I’m a quirky hipster. That’s what that was and I’m kind of happy that didn’t happen because she was right.

With this most recent girl, well I thought it was a better match. She and I had similar interests, but I guess she just wasn’t interested. Maybe it was the timing(she got out of serious thing not too long) or maybe I just didn’t excite her enough. I don’t know.

I don’t think I come off as thirsty. I talk to women like I want to be talked to. I don’t like when people get all suggestive and forward with sex talk. There’s a time and place for that, but if I’m talking to you casually I’m not looking to tell you how I want to fuck you. Besides no one has told me I came off as desperate  and these people are still friendly with me so...

But I also probably don’t know when or how to raise the flirting level which is sometimes needed. Like that Italian girl I mentioned recently, she lost interests probably because I didn’t raise the stakes. I wasn’t really interested in her, but I didn’t even know how to really navigate that one.

And your confidence question. You know I don’t fucking know. My confidence is fucking hot and cold, which probably describes my personality. I don’t have confidence initially no. But if I feel there’s a chance I start to feel like yeah fuck yeah I can do it. But then that’s easily broken. I feel confident when I feel things are working that’s for sure. I actually feel confident in a lot of aspects of my life. But I sure don’t feel confident with women. I usually feel like yeah this probably won’t end well or that women won’t like me that way.

But no I don’t hate people, not really despite any angst ridden comments I’ve ever made. I love people and I love making others happy. If anything I want a girlfriend to figure out how to pleasure a woman. Like that’s part of my desire for one and I don’t mean just sexually.



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That's all laying out there. I hate to be a dick but that advice I think AIA gave of finding an average looking girl you're not too invested in to break down your self-doubt was basically totally correct.
I understand this, but I don’t like it. First for me to really want to eat out and be super intimate with someone I want to be attracted to them. Also I’m not really into the idea of a training wheels person. Like I want to like someone in all aspects.

This is a shitty analogy, but when I buy something usually a chose something that I feel is best for me. Pros and cons and I realize a relationship means compromise. Hell when I bought my tv I realized hey for the price it’s something I can afford, it does these things really well and sucks in these things, but it’s the best I can get and I won’t go lower. Shitty analogy yeah, but I’m going to look for a girl that I like the most to my ability.maybe I need to realize I’m over valuing myself?

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You doubt every damn thing about yourself. You judge everything you do. You put yourself down in the most bizarre ways. Most people can barely help their own ass with those issues. I don't know, did you just convince yourself that you lack that personal will power/courage that others had to get over those problems?
I convinced myself that I’m a loser.

But I didn’t do a good job because even I don’t believe that.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

I use to think I’m ugly, but inside I know that’s not true. I’ll look in the mirror and I’ll be like “yeah this guy is ok”, but just as easily I can find “proof” that I’m wrong. I feel like I’m lacking something, but then I also think that no I’m a cool dude, but when that doesn’t match up I look for examples to prove that was wrong. You guys say you’ve got to love yourself first and plenty of times I do, but that love is on easily broken ground. But I spend s lot of time questioning why I can’t achieve what plenty of dudes do so easily.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 06, 2018, 11:49:07 AM
STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO OTHER PEOPLE.
:stop

People want people who are at peace with themselves. You're you, and yeah, that means there's flaws and foibles and crap, and that's OK. So long as you keep working on being a better person.
:wow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 06, 2018, 02:26:51 PM
The way you present yourself is reflected on your inner emotional state, so even if you think youre not reflecting it, you are. I dont think 'not' comparing yourself to other people is good advice - because you can absolutely learn from others what they do to make themselves successful. A better way of putting it would be, stop dragging yourself through the mud because you are not the same as another person, everytime you do that, youre reinforcing the idea you are what you dont want to be, the things we tell ourselves internally have a huge impact on the person we will become over time. You've gotten to a point where youve been feeding the negativity in your mind so much thats its taken over everything else. You do not know yourself as much as you think you do, in fact none of us do, and you need to start being more conscious about the person you are. As ive told you before, you need a radical philosophical change so that you can start feeding yourself more positive thoughts about yourself and your future, because everything you need to make yourself the person you want to be, you already have. But you need to start telling yourself, what you want, the person you want to be, you need to start complimenting yourself for things you do well, and stop beating yourself up. Start giving yourself hope, and tell yourself that everyday, and eventually your mind will start pushing you in that direction, but it wont happen overnight, and you have to embrace the journey.

For those who have nothing, everything will be taken away, for those who have everything they will be given the world.

edit: When you feel an emotion to an extreme, your brain physiologically cuts off neural connections to anything not related to that emotion, and only gives you access to anything that will fuel that emotion further, so if you can imagine a person in a rage in which words will not reach them, unless you say something that makes it worse, thats why. It's also why im on the fence about classing depression as a disease, just because brain scans show the effect of depression on brain activity, all of it is internal. And emotional regulation can be learned. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on February 06, 2018, 02:50:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xMhYU7n.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on February 06, 2018, 11:06:01 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on February 06, 2018, 02:26:51 PM
For those who have nothing, everything will be taken away, for those who have everything they will be given the world. 

Unused opportunities don't lead to punishment. Stop trying to poison the boy's brain with Christianity.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 07, 2018, 03:27:47 AM
Im agnostic.

that sentence means that if you feed yourself despair and negativity, then thats what you will get, and vice versa. Which was literally the point of my post.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 07, 2018, 05:54:21 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on February 07, 2018, 03:27:47 AM
Im agnostic.

About what?

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:trigger
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 08, 2018, 08:29:07 PM
Had that drink. Still unclear to me except I like her very much indeed. Very open and talkative. I'll probably wait a couple of days to see if she hit me up in some way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 08, 2018, 08:47:26 PM
Ehh, wait 12 hours and express enthusiasm. I don’t waste time with the guarded approach.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 08, 2018, 09:20:31 PM
Quote from: chronovore on February 08, 2018, 08:47:26 PM
Ehh, wait 12 hours and express enthusiasm. I don’t waste time with the guarded approach.

I was pretty enthusiastic already (short of just saying it plainly) but yeah... I know for a fact I'm pretty transparent as far as these things go so she maybe picked it up. I'm somewhat optimistic because I had a good vibe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 08, 2018, 09:56:23 PM
send her a dick pic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 08, 2018, 09:57:16 PM
Do what Chronovore says.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 08, 2018, 09:57:32 PM
Quote from: Exodust on February 08, 2018, 09:56:12 PM
Ask her out to dinner or something. Then tear that ass up.

I would gladly if and when invited to it. #NotAllPervs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 08, 2018, 09:58:25 PM
You don't wait for an invitation!! Affirmative consent does not mean "wait for further orders."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 10, 2018, 08:39:58 AM
Upon reflection, I'm gonna take a page from chronovore's book. No need for a pointless song and dance, I'm not good at it anyway.

Pray for my horniness brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on February 10, 2018, 12:21:54 PM
you got this
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 10, 2018, 12:29:59 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 10, 2018, 12:25:44 PM
Dude aren't you french? Impress her with your accent.

It doesn't really impress my fellow citizens, you know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2018, 12:44:52 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 10, 2018, 12:29:59 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 10, 2018, 12:25:44 PM
Dude aren't you french? Impress her with your accent.

It doesn't really impress my fellow citizens, you know.

That's why you should be fucking refugees  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 10, 2018, 01:11:41 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2018, 12:44:52 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 10, 2018, 12:29:59 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 10, 2018, 12:25:44 PM
Dude aren't you french? Impress her with your accent.

It doesn't really impress my fellow citizens, you know.

That's why you should be fucking refugees  :doge

:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 10, 2018, 01:25:20 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 10, 2018, 12:25:44 PM
Dude aren't you french? Impress her with your accent.


 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on February 10, 2018, 10:11:58 PM
Quote from: Dufus on February 10, 2018, 12:25:44 PM
Dude aren't you french?

umm....

Quote from: chronovore on February 08, 2018, 08:47:26 PM
waste time with the guarded approach.

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I am very juvenile.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 11, 2018, 09:17:04 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on February 08, 2018, 09:57:16 PM
Do what Chronovore says.
:-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 12, 2018, 01:15:19 AM
Quote from: Exodust on February 11, 2018, 10:23:29 PM
Did Vom tear that ass up? I must know.

I am sad to announce it's getting less and less likely by the minute as I didn't get any answer. I guess she was just that easy going, I honestly learned more stuff about her in one phone call and a drink than what I know of some friends and acquaintances. I'm terrible at reading women but I don't think it was outlandish to assume some potential interest (gave me her number without being asked, etc...).

It's ok though. It was the right choice because otherwise I would have started running circles in my head over it and when that happens I'm likely to act insincere (and trip myself up my own double think) in further interactions.

Just hope I didn't spook her up. She's a nice gal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 12, 2018, 02:01:00 PM
Did you talk about your breakup with her for more than, like, 30s?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 12, 2018, 02:10:32 PM
Quote from: Raist on February 12, 2018, 02:01:00 PM
Did you talk about your breakup with her for more than, like, 30s?

No, beyond making it clear I was single IIRC. If anything she had more to say of her past experiences.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 12, 2018, 02:14:44 PM
:yeshrug


French women are cray breh. That being said, going for a rebound with someone you really like may not be the best idea anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 12, 2018, 02:46:26 PM
Quote from: Raist on February 12, 2018, 02:14:44 PM
:yeshrug


French women are cray breh. That being said, going for a rebound with someone you really like may not be the best idea anyway.

You're assuming too much forethought on my part  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 12, 2018, 02:46:29 PM
must be all that armpit hair :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on February 12, 2018, 03:00:57 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 12, 2018, 03:20:17 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 12, 2018, 02:46:29 PM
must be all that armpit hair :thinking

 :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 13, 2018, 09:48:39 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 12, 2018, 01:15:19 AM
Quote from: Exodust on February 11, 2018, 10:23:29 PM
Did Vom tear that ass up? I must know.

I am sad to announce it's getting less and less likely by the minute as I didn't get any answer. I guess she was just that easy going, I honestly learned more stuff about her in one phone call and a drink than what I know of some friends and acquaintances. I'm terrible at reading women but I don't think it was outlandish to assume some potential interest (gave me her number without being asked, etc...).

It's ok though. It was the right choice because otherwise I would have started running circles in my head over it and when that happens I'm likely to act insincere (and trip myself up my own double think) in further interactions.

Just hope I didn't spook her up. She's a nice gal.

OK, well, /now/ I'd give her time and emotional room. I'm sure you've got this though, if there's a 2nd chance to be got. If not, it sounds like it's on her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 13, 2018, 10:02:59 AM
Quote from: chronovore on February 13, 2018, 09:48:39 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 12, 2018, 01:15:19 AM
Quote from: Exodust on February 11, 2018, 10:23:29 PM
Did Vom tear that ass up? I must know.

I am sad to announce it's getting less and less likely by the minute as I didn't get any answer. I guess she was just that easy going, I honestly learned more stuff about her in one phone call and a drink than what I know of some friends and acquaintances. I'm terrible at reading women but I don't think it was outlandish to assume some potential interest (gave me her number without being asked, etc...).

It's ok though. It was the right choice because otherwise I would have started running circles in my head over it and when that happens I'm likely to act insincere (and trip myself up my own double think) in further interactions.

Just hope I didn't spook her up. She's a nice gal.

OK, well, /now/ I'd give her time and emotional room. I'm sure you've got this though, if there's a 2nd chance to be got. If not, it sounds like it's on her.

Thanks man, it's a bit where I'm at (wait at least a week) everything I could add now would be redundant or pushy and while it's frustrating to be the proverbial Quantic Physic Cat in a Box with Poison I have plenty of stuff to keep me occupied. May be dead wrong but I do believe there was a kernel of something there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 15, 2018, 09:55:29 AM
Also lol at how easily the brain will delude itself to the most probable (she isn't that into you).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 15, 2018, 10:00:14 AM
Anything happened between those 2 posts?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 15, 2018, 10:15:04 AM
Quote from: Raist on February 15, 2018, 10:00:14 AM
Anything happened between those 2 posts?

Nope. But it seems the most likely, really.
Je ronge mon frein... I think I wouldn't have a problem with the rejection but no feedback leaves me hanging (low key, mind you).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 15, 2018, 03:59:32 PM
Tant mieux, more time to study Cantonese.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 17, 2018, 10:23:27 AM
Holy hell, I tried to call to wrap things up and apparently she's on vacation :lol guess sometimes the corny stuff can be true.
Try to do it clean and life will get in the way with wacky mishaps. What the hell am I supposed to think now ? :yeshrug  :mindblown
Oh well, I can wait another week, I'm busy anyway. Maybe she'll find that shit adorable, that will make for a choice conversation starter.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 17, 2018, 11:58:44 AM
ive started to dance with someone i dont want to dance with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 17, 2018, 12:52:25 PM
Did you type this while dancing ?

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on February 17, 2018, 03:21:49 PM
pretty sure the way this gets resolved wont make me look like any less of an asshole considering.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 17, 2018, 05:29:30 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 18, 2018, 11:28:51 AM
I'm a bit confused but yes, loneliness has a way to make some anxieties more acute.
I'm taking it that it's only short term dating (not the most elegant way to put it) ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 18, 2018, 05:22:00 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 18, 2018, 05:23:24 PM
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 :jeanluc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 18, 2018, 09:18:28 PM
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have sex with more people and reinvigorate that vital function of your brain
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 18, 2018, 11:49:08 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 20, 2018, 09:15:48 PM
Well I just want to offer the update that the Above and Beyond show I went to was simply amazing. One of the best things I've ever went to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 20, 2018, 10:48:18 PM
Oh my god.

I'm going crazy.  A lot of friends are suddenly having relationship problems, and while I know and believe that everyone can master a woe, except they that have it. At the same time I want to pull my hair out. One friend had her husband say that he wanted to separate and see other people and if after a few months he didn't find anyone better then they could try to work it out.

I can't keep stressing enough YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT!! :stop

It's bad of me standing on the outside saying that. But still, sheesh people, have some damned self respect.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 20, 2018, 11:08:30 PM
Is that the depressed chick who has been sabotaging her relationship for months?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 20, 2018, 11:09:35 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on February 20, 2018, 11:08:30 PM
Is that the depressed chick who has been sabotaging her relationship for months?
Nope. This is a non-depressed chick that's been trying to save her shitty marriage for 6 years. WTF?

I hate to say it, but the self sabotaging one I could actually sorta understand, as crappy as that sounds.  But not this one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 20, 2018, 11:18:40 PM
Give her my number so when I fly back I can take her on a vacation to Pound Town, California.

...aw. Suddenly I miss going to The Shady Lady now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 21, 2018, 12:52:43 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 20, 2018, 11:09:35 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on February 20, 2018, 11:08:30 PM
Is that the depressed chick who has been sabotaging her relationship for months?
Nope. This is a non-depressed chick that's been trying to save her shitty marriage for 6 years. WTF?

I hate to say it, but the self sabotaging one I could actually sorta understand, as crappy as that sounds.  But not this one.

Does she have daddy issues?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 21, 2018, 02:07:51 PM
Nope. Dad's a good guy. Which again, leads me to be perplexed why you would let anyone treat you that way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2018, 02:09:23 PM
Some people are really that scared of being alone.  I've got a bro that was falsely accused of domestic violence (she admitted this) and spent a year in jail because of it.  He went back to her and constantly complains about her.  When I ask why he says "it's better than being alone"   fuck that.  no it's not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 21, 2018, 02:29:56 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 21, 2018, 02:09:23 PM
Some people are really that scared of being alone.  I've got a bro that was falsely accused of domestic violence (she admitted this) and spent a year in jail because of it.  He went back to her and constantly complains about her.  When I ask why he says "it's better than being alone"   fuck that.  no it's not.

Wow, uh sorry to butt into your family stuff but that seems very unhealthy to go back to someone who put you in jail for a year. Has he tried therapy?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 21, 2018, 03:02:11 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 21, 2018, 02:09:23 PM
Some people are really that scared of being alone.  I've got a bro that was falsely accused of domestic violence (she admitted this) and spent a year in jail because of it.  He went back to her and constantly complains about her.  When I ask why he says "it's better than being alone"   fuck that.  no it's not.
Yeah, my bro is like that too. He's been "separated" from wife for a long time now and she's just stringing him along for over a year. I'm like "Why bother with all that?" and he's like "Better than being alone." WTF? No. You can learn to be happy on your own, you can't be happy with someone constantly dragging you down.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on February 21, 2018, 04:19:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fLDMIfweEY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 21, 2018, 05:13:19 PM
Quote from: KissVibes on February 21, 2018, 02:33:04 PM
Yo

Tinder sucks.

or maybe I suck?

But I helped Atra get his first nut...

What's wrong with me?

Why am I so bad at this??

I think it'd only be fair for him to put you in touch with her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 22, 2018, 04:34:34 AM
I hope the woman I'm awaiting a response of only went on vacation two weeks  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 22, 2018, 04:36:14 AM
Don't wait for someone for two weeks, vom! That's 1/24th of a year! Get out there!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 22, 2018, 04:44:04 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on February 22, 2018, 04:36:14 AM
Don't wait for someone for two weeks, vom! That's 1/24th of a year! Get out there!

A year now has 48 weeks brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 22, 2018, 05:11:25 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on February 22, 2018, 04:36:14 AM
Don't wait for someone for two weeks, vom! That's 1/24th of a year! Get out there!

Working odd hours anyway so can't really put myself out here at the moment.
:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 22, 2018, 05:21:21 AM
Quote from: Raist on February 22, 2018, 04:44:04 AM
A year now has 48 weeks brehs.
yeah so two weeks is... :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 22, 2018, 05:28:41 AM
... 1/26th?

Good grief man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 22, 2018, 05:30:41 AM
wait... lol. what a shellacking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 24, 2018, 08:25:15 AM
As an update for me, the new ex stops at my place just about every night to bang :doge  So essentially nothing has changed except I even have less emotional commitment than before.

I also fucked some random girl off of Bumble.  Not much to be said about that.  I don't have much respect or regard for online dating.

Friend is setting me up with an optometrist next week.  From looking her up online, she looks cute but I can't tell what her body looks like.  We'll see how it goes!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 27, 2018, 02:52:52 AM
Thinking about people tonight whose hearts I've broken. I've caused a lot of pain in my life. Most of us probably have. I'm young but I'm still being visited by the ghost of Christmas past. Please treat people the way they deserve to be treated and cause some good in the world.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 27, 2018, 02:58:04 AM
Quote from: Exodust on December 27, 2016, 02:21:48 PM
I'm making this post to remind myself that by this time next year I'll find myself in a good and stable, meaningful relationship. On 12/27/2017 this post will be quoted for either a W on achieving my goal or a massive L.

Just wanted to add a subplot nobody cares about to this season.
how'd this turn out?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 27, 2018, 04:05:04 AM
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Quote from: Shostakovich on February 27, 2018, 02:52:52 AM
Thinking about people tonight whose hearts I've broken. I've caused a lot of pain in my life. Most of us probably have. I'm young but I'm still being visited by the ghost of Christmas past. Please treat people the way they deserve to be treated and cause some good in the world.

As long as you didn't kill anyone, they'll get over it. Instead of focusing on the bad stuff, try to focus on all the great moments you gave other people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 28, 2018, 01:39:32 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 28, 2018, 03:35:44 AM
Look for a new job?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 28, 2018, 03:57:55 AM
One does not go to law school and then look for a new job. He needs to grind out the hours now and then roll in it once he's a rich partner.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 28, 2018, 04:24:09 AM
I don't mean a different field. Just a different place/job type.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 28, 2018, 09:32:11 AM
Update : Well, still in vacation. :lol What an innate sense of timing I have.  :doge
I'll see if I can get ahold of her through Hangouts because even as a patient fellow the thing is grinding me down.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 28, 2018, 12:15:45 PM
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Hrm....I sorta agree. If your work has become the main pillar of your life and it's a big gloomy disaster in your eyes, then it stands to reason that would affect other areas of your life. Totally agree there. But, at the same time you gotta tread carefully because if you wait until work situation is perfect then you'll never leave where you are. But yeah, I think he might be right though. I've certainly seen it.  Best of luck, man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 28, 2018, 12:17:06 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 28, 2018, 09:32:11 AM
Update : Well, still in vacation. :lol What an innate sense of timing I have.  :doge
I'll see if I can get ahold of her through Hangouts because even as a patient fellow the thing is grinding me down.
Imagine being on vacation and some special fellow you just had coffee with is annoyingly trying to get ahold of you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 28, 2018, 12:18:48 PM
Eh, I'd actually be flattered that anyone missed me while I was gone.

:trumps

Of course that depends if there's a like a few messages waiting for a mountain of them. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 28, 2018, 12:21:17 PM
Even just a couple would make me annoyed. Only he has enough information to read the signals, though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 28, 2018, 12:31:03 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on February 28, 2018, 12:17:06 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 28, 2018, 09:32:11 AM
Update : Well, still in vacation. :lol What an innate sense of timing I have.  :doge
I'll see if I can get ahold of her through Hangouts because even as a patient fellow the thing is grinding me down.
Imagine being on vacation and some special fellow you just had coffee with is annoyingly trying to get ahold of you.

I'm clumsy, no denying that, but I believe I've been restrained. One text message (the original one), one voicemail (which is how I learnt she was on vacation) and one invite on Hangout (literally just "hello") in the space of three weeks. I agree it's the most I can do though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 28, 2018, 12:40:44 PM
Send her this
(http://memegenerator.net/img/instances/61815378/im-not-going-to-be-ignored.jpg)

Post results pls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 28, 2018, 12:42:11 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 28, 2018, 12:40:44 PM
Send her this
(http://memegenerator.net/img/instances/61815378/im-not-going-to-be-ignored.jpg)

Post results pls.

:dead :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 02, 2018, 04:17:45 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 02, 2018, 02:52:17 PM
you got this, you're a catch

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 02, 2018, 03:11:06 PM
Bebpo, sending my energy your way. Use it wisely.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 02, 2018, 03:14:05 PM
Bebpo, you got this! Just reply that she's the most gorgeous woman you've ever seen. So much so you told your friends on a videogame forum about her.

Post responses pls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 03, 2018, 12:20:11 AM
Just interacted with a chick that sent me a bunch of personal snaps but tried to invoke some thirteen year old relationship response in walking in back. I was like, you get to that, imma listen to Men I Trust.

https://youtu.be/5h6wu28dIB4
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 03, 2018, 12:30:51 AM
She's fucking out the playbook. I apparently deleted her in all ways
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 03, 2018, 12:43:05 AM
are you even speaking english blue
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 03, 2018, 12:44:22 AM
I deleted her in all wayyyys follow the ring!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 03, 2018, 12:46:38 AM
lol everytime you get fucked up and post on this forum I just love you more
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Post by: Bebpo on March 04, 2018, 09:57:46 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 05, 2018, 05:10:17 PM
Update : denied. Probably misread the signs a bit. I'll let her breath, I think it's someone I could be friends with but I'll let her handle that if she so wishes. I'm relieved and more at peace with being single for the moment.

Live and learn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on March 05, 2018, 05:14:34 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on March 05, 2018, 05:10:17 PM
Update : denied. Probably misread the signs a bit. I'll let her breath, I think it's someone I could be friends with but I'll let her handle that if she so wishes.

Live and learn.

I got u fam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gPBmDptqlQ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 05, 2018, 10:51:54 PM
oops wrong thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 05, 2018, 11:04:18 PM
Just remembered a story from three years back. I was living about half an hour from the girlfriend and wanted to surprise her when I arrived for the evening with the most romantic of gifts: lube. I told her I'd be there in about 45 minutes and figured that would be enough time to run into a sex shop and get something. Unfortunately I was unfamiliar with the ones in the area, so I ended up spending the next two hours getting lost and looking around for one that was open. In the meantime, I was ignoring her calls because I was avoidant at the time and didn't want to tell her what it was that I was doing or why I was late (because it was a surprise). When I finally showed up at her house, she told me she was waiting in her room, and when I went in there, she was angrier than I had ever seen her before. She immediately started slapping my face and asking me where I had been. Then she started crying, and slapped me some more, because she seriously thought I had died on the way there, which was the only explanation for why I hadn't returned her calls. When I finally showed her what I had gotten her, she smiled and called me a dumbass, but then slapped me again and said if I ever treated her like that again she'd break up with me. Then she kissed me but bit my lip so hard it bled. Of course, I spent the next year of that relationship being just as unreliable and inconsiderate, over and over again. Women will seemingly put up with things forever but of course everyone has their limits.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 05, 2018, 11:08:14 PM
So much slapping. I'm disturbed. Aroused. Very aroused. By somewhat disturbed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 05, 2018, 11:15:21 PM
it might not be you, it might just be vegas
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 05, 2018, 11:32:17 PM
this was not in vegas :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 06, 2018, 12:52:07 AM
maybe love is a fever and we all just have to pray it passes as quick as it comes, for the sake of all of us
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 06, 2018, 01:35:13 AM
toku, when's the last time you've been in a relationship, man? you're a catch and your heart is like an aphrodisiac all by itself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 06, 2018, 02:17:01 AM
in a relationship with this album coming to a digital platform sometime 2018 look for it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on March 06, 2018, 11:48:53 AM
Ugh I guess I need to vent a bit and any input on my situation would be appreciated as well.

So I have brought this up in the Triumph thread but left some important details out. Ive had a crush on a girl I have worked with for a couple years. We became pretty good friends over that time but I kind of put up a wall because I didn't want to get too mixed up. She has been exclusively dating girls for several years (far longer than I have known her) so I never made a move and wanted to be respectful of her sexuality and didn't want to make things complicated at work. But I always liked her quite a bit.

A few weeks ago she asked me to hang out after work. We had an awesome time and as I pulled into her driveway to drop her off she jumped on top of me and we fooled around for half the night. It was super exciting. Ever since we have been hanging out and hooking up pretty regularly, going to concerts, out to dinner, hanging at the park staying the night at each other's places, etc.

Well, this would all be fantastic but (here is the kick to the balls) she is moving away in a couple months to go to med school. Here I am getting super attached to a girl I've always liked but never thought I had a chance with and she seems to be getting attached too but we both know this relationship has an expiration date. It's just kinda sad. I'm trying to live in the moment, for now, but it's getting more difficult. I have fun when we're together but sometimes when I'm at home alone I've been getting pretty bummed about the whole thing. I know I'm going to miss her a ton when she leaves.  Taking a step backwards might be a good idea but it feels like this whole thing is so fragile because of the situation. I would prefer to keep this going until the end but sometimes I don't know.

But sometimes it feels like I'm putting myself in a bad situation. I just wish things were different.

Thanks for reading, like I said, I kind of needed to vent a bit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 06, 2018, 02:18:30 PM
Just go with it and take whatever you two have for what it is and for however long it lasts.  If it is going to die then let it happen naturally IMO
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 06, 2018, 03:04:46 PM
It's a bummer, but don't think it's 'the end'.

Down the road, you'll find each other again and have the most amazing time together. Even better than it is now.  Might be 2 years, might be 12 or 20 years.

Just don't let yourself become a prisoner to this moment. Don't lock yourself up "waiting" ... that's when this kind of thing becomes toxic.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 06, 2018, 03:07:24 PM
Keep tabs on her while she's in medical school and when she graduates and gets out of a relationship with whoever she was with at the time, reintroduce yourself into her life. Guaranteed to work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 06, 2018, 03:50:19 PM
Whatever you do, just make sure to suggest a threesome before she leaves. Just sayin'
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on March 06, 2018, 10:54:00 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on March 05, 2018, 11:04:18 PM
Just remembered a story from three years back. I was living about half an hour from the girlfriend and wanted to surprise her when I arrived for the evening with the most romantic of gifts: lube. I told her I'd be there in about 45 minutes and figured that would be enough time to run into a sex shop and get something. Unfortunately I was unfamiliar with the ones in the area, so I ended up spending the next two hours getting lost and looking around for one that was open. In the meantime, I was ignoring her calls because I was avoidant at the time and didn't want to tell her what it was that I was doing or why I was late (because it was a surprise). When I finally showed up at her house, she told me she was waiting in her room, and when I went in there, she was angrier than I had ever seen her before. She immediately started slapping my face and asking me where I had been. Then she started crying, and slapped me some more, because she seriously thought I had died on the way there, which was the only explanation for why I hadn't returned her calls. When I finally showed her what I had gotten her, she smiled and called me a dumbass, but then slapped me again and said if I ever treated her like that again she'd break up with me. Then she kissed me but bit my lip so hard it bled. Of course, I spent the next year of that relationship being just as unreliable and inconsiderate, over and over again. Women will seemingly put up with things forever but of course everyone has their limits.

Did you take a picture of some innocent Filipino man on a bus and say it was you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 06, 2018, 11:14:17 PM
That was actually from a flight, and lol why are you asking?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 07, 2018, 01:56:05 AM
Shosta is catfishing us all with random photos and a wholesome personality.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on March 07, 2018, 01:15:02 PM
I walked into the house after work last night and the old lady was eyeing me in odd way. The rest of the night she was overly affectionate and going out of her way to say she loved having me in her life. That's fine and all, but I was wondering where it was coming from. It turns out that something bad happened to me in a dream.  :doge  :shaq2 :stahp :cac :crazy :whatsthedeal :six:
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on March 07, 2018, 02:57:26 PM
Aw :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on March 07, 2018, 03:59:22 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 07, 2018, 07:48:44 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 07, 2018, 07:52:59 PM
Dude, I met my wife in Japanese class. As PD would say, ride the wave when you find it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 07, 2018, 07:55:05 PM
Going all in on initial romance is a critical part of starting and developing a successful long term relationship. It capitalizes on brain chemistry, hormone release, etc. That's why I think slow dating usually gets it wrong. You gotta spend a ton of time together once you both mutually experience serious attraction.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 07, 2018, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on March 07, 2018, 07:55:05 PM
Going all in on initial romance is a critical part of starting and developing a successful long term relationship. It capitalizes on brain chemistry, hormone release, etc. That's why I think slow dating usually gets it wrong. You gotta spend a ton of time together once you both mutually experience serious attraction.
I agree with my 16 year old friend here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 07, 2018, 09:07:48 PM
Sounds crazy, but I like it and it holds up anecdotally
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 08, 2018, 02:34:53 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on March 07, 2018, 07:48:44 PM
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Why are you already thinking about some hypothetical conclusion? Carpe Diem bruv.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 08, 2018, 05:46:50 AM
Quote from: Dufus on March 08, 2018, 03:44:51 AM
well that's good to know

i'd hate to 'take it slow' or some shit, especially because i'm not getting any younger
Just move to Japan, Asian girls love white cock. They’ll be wanting kids from the start, and the language barrier will help you in many ways.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 08, 2018, 05:49:54 AM
日本へ行く!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 08, 2018, 07:26:04 AM
Ill go instead.  I'll tell them I'm trying to children, but I'll make sure to get snipped first... and then I'll ask them what's wrong with them when they don't get pregnant.  Fuck that's a good plan. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 08, 2018, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on March 08, 2018, 05:46:50 AM
Just move to Japan, Asian girls love white cock.

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They’ll be wanting kids from the start, and the language barrier will help you in many ways.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 08, 2018, 04:51:04 PM
So I've been thinking about what my 14 year old friend Shos said.
And in reflecting on it, I've never been one to have any kind of chill when it comes to relationships. I've never been one of those "let's see how it goes." kind of person. I've always been a throw yourself completely into it kind of person. This has, admittedly, lead to a lot of heart ache in the past. But now that I look around a lot of those "Let's take it slow couples" are getting tired of each other, or constantly bickering, or are just miserable in their relationships. Meanwhile the wife and I have that relationship that other people are like "Why can't I have that?" Part of me thinks it might be because they started the process with holding back where as we just threw ourselves into it completely and without reservation.  I think that has a lot to do with it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 08, 2018, 05:14:32 PM
I've been thinking about what 16 year old me said, too, and I ended up thinking about the nature of human bonds. Reading what Puppy said, one could ask a good question. Taking it slow might be less successful than going all in when it comes to achieving escape velocity in the initial phase of a relationship, but over the long term... shouldn't both kinds of long term relationships have the same passion and energy (one just developed slower than the other)? And anecdotally I've noticed the same thing that puppy has, which is that they don't.

I think the reason for that is the mind set. A person taking it fast is risking himself and experiencing critical vulnerability. This is the only place that growth happens. Trust and vulnerability are the most important parts of a good relationship and it's the reason so many people describe their wife as their best friend - because they've cultivated themselves into a kind of joint self, larger than the both of them, through the continual process of trust and sacrifice.

Two people who start a relationship slow are less likely to have a risk taking mindset and more likely to be cautiously approaching each other. So the kind of relationship that develops over the long term is a superstructure of guarded negotiations that are minimally impactful to your safety should anything go wrong. This is more like the cold war than the mutual cultivation of the spirit!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 08, 2018, 05:32:20 PM
Yeah, like my 13 year old friend, Shos pointed out it's that vulnerability that makes the cement between my wife and I. There's not a "let's wait and see." thing going on here. There is nothing else and no one else. It's like a piece of music, you either commit yourself completely to it or not at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 08, 2018, 05:36:58 PM
keep empty and you will be filled
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on March 08, 2018, 08:04:33 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 08, 2018, 04:51:04 PM
So I've been thinking about what my 14 year old friend Shos said.
And in reflecting on it, I've never been one to have any kind of chill when it comes to relationships. I've never been one of those "let's see how it goes." kind of person. I've always been a throw yourself completely into it kind of person. This has, admittedly, lead to a lot of heart ache in the past. But now that I look around a lot of those "Let's take it slow couples" are getting tired of each other, or constantly bickering, or are just miserable in their relationships. Meanwhile the wife and I have that relationship that other people are like "Why can't I have that?" Part of me thinks it might be because they started the process with holding back where as we just threw ourselves into it completely and without reservation.  I think that has a lot to do with it.
I'm happy for you, survivorship bias notwithstanding.

The thing neither you nor Shosta touched on though is that some people who take it slow might not actually have any faith in their partner's long-term viability, but don't want to be alone, either.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on March 08, 2018, 08:04:54 PM
Keep empty as butt sex can happen at any time
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 08, 2018, 09:27:36 PM
Quote from: Rufus on March 08, 2018, 08:04:33 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 08, 2018, 04:51:04 PM
So I've been thinking about what my 14 year old friend Shos said.
And in reflecting on it, I've never been one to have any kind of chill when it comes to relationships. I've never been one of those "let's see how it goes." kind of person. I've always been a throw yourself completely into it kind of person. This has, admittedly, lead to a lot of heart ache in the past. But now that I look around a lot of those "Let's take it slow couples" are getting tired of each other, or constantly bickering, or are just miserable in their relationships. Meanwhile the wife and I have that relationship that other people are like "Why can't I have that?" Part of me thinks it might be because they started the process with holding back where as we just threw ourselves into it completely and without reservation.  I think that has a lot to do with it.
I'm happy for you, survivorship bias notwithstanding.

The thing neither you nor Shosta touched on though is that some people who take it slow might not actually have any faith in their partner's long-term viability, but don't want to be alone, either.
I've heard that before.  However, I'm of the belief that whatever you have trepidations about comes about, either because you called it correctly, or because you forced it with your perception (usually the latter, not the former).

Don't know if my 12 year old friend, Shos will agree.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on March 08, 2018, 09:32:42 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 08, 2018, 09:27:36 PM
I've heard that before.  However, I'm of the belief that whatever you have trepidations about comes about, either because you called it correctly, or because you forced it with your perception (usually the latter, not the former).

Don't know if my 12 year old friend, Shos will agree.
Forced it to play out that way through perception, or perceived it to likely turn out that way but walked into it anyway? The former would be nonsensical, unless I'm not understanding correctly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 08, 2018, 09:37:10 PM
As an 11 year old with a fair bit of relationship experience, I have a different perspective. Humans are creatures engineered by selection over literally millions of years to live as social animals so we have finely tuned perceptions of social behavior (what one might know as the "gut feeling"). People know things they can't articulate but act out, so for instance if deep down you know someone is untrustworthy, even if you don't admit it to yourself you'll act in ways as if that were true. This could lead to undermining behavior, for instance. Or if you have a fear your partner is judgmental, you won't share your passions with them, which of course leads to feelings of isolation or "my partner doesn't understand me".

You really want to know what someone thinks of you? Don't ask. Watch and listen. You'll figure it out really fast.

Of course the original point was Puppy talking about people who say "why isn't my relationship like that," and I think a good answer is still "because you created a relationship like an armistice treaty." And it even happens unintentionally because of your unconscious hate for your partner. Rough!

Quote from: Rufus on March 08, 2018, 09:32:42 PM
Forced it to play out that way through perception, or perceived it to likely turn out that way but walked into it anyway? The former would be nonsensical, unless I'm not understanding correctly.
I don't think self fulfilling prophecies necessarily happen but there is some truth that there are unintended consequences to your latent perceptions about your partner (which later become hostile behavior).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 08, 2018, 09:43:13 PM
I have to use a work analogy because people are more familiar with that.

A boss has a perception that an employee is lazy and incompetent. Said employee is not.
Said employee doubles their efforts and works harder
Boss looks down at employee because in their eyes they're working harder to overcome their incompetence and keeps an eye on them.
Boss harps on employee over every little thing
Employee finds something better and leaves.

I see the above happen a lot and pretty sure everyone else does.

In relationships it's like that woman that's always jealous and like "Oh I bet you like her!"
Almost always their partners get fed up with that and are like "Welp, I might as well fool around."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 08, 2018, 09:44:05 PM
I fucking love jealous women because I have a massive ego. Whenever the last girlfriend I had saw me staring at another woman, she'd pull me aside somewhere and stick her tongue down my throat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 08, 2018, 09:45:20 PM
Shos gets a lot of action for a pre-teen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on March 08, 2018, 09:48:19 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on March 08, 2018, 09:37:10 PM
I don't think self fulfilling prophecies necessarily happen but there is some truth that there are unintended consequences to your latent perceptions about your partner (which later become hostile behavior).
Ah, gotcha. Fair enough then.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 08, 2018, 10:01:14 PM
this season feels like true detective s1
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 08, 2018, 10:05:03 PM
Soon we'll be back to True Detective Season 2.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on March 08, 2018, 10:07:08 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on March 08, 2018, 05:46:50 AM
Quote from: Dufus on March 08, 2018, 03:44:51 AM
well that's good to know

i'd hate to 'take it slow' or some shit, especially because i'm not getting any younger
Just move to Japan, Asian girls love white cock. They’ll be wanting kids from the start, and the language barrier will help you in many ways.

And how they feel about bbc? I'm trying to have some fun when I visit there. :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 08, 2018, 10:11:45 PM
kokujin wa suki janai
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on March 08, 2018, 11:47:51 PM
:shaq2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 08, 2018, 11:50:50 PM
try hong kong :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 09, 2018, 12:05:55 AM
Quote from: toku on March 08, 2018, 10:01:14 PM
this season feels like true detective s1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpvsdVg2YVU
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 09, 2018, 01:21:10 AM
I think I'm starting to get the hang of tinder

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 09, 2018, 02:02:01 AM
Fun fact: Fasho (well, Facho) is short for Fascist commonly used in French.

This was your educational minute of the day, please resume your dumb activities (as shall I).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Let's Cyber on March 10, 2018, 02:19:32 PM
This is going to be more of a vent post but I thought I'd just bounce some of this off random people to see their thoughts and I'd rather not make a new thread. This is concerning my parents.

Some background. Married 30 years, eloped in their early 20s. Both are now in their 50s. Over the course of the last 8 months, my mother has lost both of her parents and her job. My grandfather had been in poor health for a while and had essentially given up on life a long time ago. For many years he suffered from depression and was totally unwilling to go through physical therapy (post hip replacement) or help himself. Watching him give up was incredibly hard on the family (especially my mother) but we had been prepared for his death for a while. After a series of infections and him refusing treatment, he was sent to hospice care and died a few weeks later.

What was a surprise was my grandmother (his wife) passing only 6 weeks later. She had been in decent health until then and had living on her own. She also had been in decent spirits after my grandpa was gone. Either way, came as a shock.

Also relevant was that both of my parents lost their jobs within a few months apart. My mother was fired shortly after my grandfather passed and a week before her mother died. She had needed a lot of time off work the previous several months to handle all of my grandfather's hospital visits and seemingly constant series of health crises. She was fired for "being on her phone too much" and "distracted" while at work. No shit. :lol My father, in an unrelated situation, quit his job after some clashes with a new boss. He loved his job but the workplace had become increasingly hostile. Both my parents have new jobs now but my father is still bitter he was forced to leave a profession he loved.

After all of this, my parents have increasingly fought post-holidays. Understandably, my mother has been emotionally distant and grieving after a traumatic few months but it has worn on my father. I think my dad is bitter my mom wasn't there to support him through his job drama and she's angry with him for even being upset about his job when she just lost her parents. He's feeling underappreciated and unloved while my mother is trying to find some kind of normalcy after all this chaos.  During some recent fights, I guess some decades old wounds have been reopened and old grudges dredged up. This past week and after increasingly intense fights, my dad left and is staying with my aunt. It's a strange situation because they've always been the emotional rock of not just our immediate family but that of the extended family. To see them at odds and unwilling to find common ground feels very alien. I plan on talking with my dad this weekend (we haven't spoke since he left) and I'm not really sure what to say other than recommend a third party to mediate and couples counseling. Part of me is pissed for him leaving but I know presenting any blame or anger on my part isn't going to help and would likely make things worse. 

TL;DR: After several family deaths and career changes, my parents are at odds. For the first time in a 30 year marriage, my father recently moved out of my parent's house. It's undoubtedly a tough time for both of them but I feel much of this bad blood has been caused by a tempestuous and exogenous series of events.  I just don't want them to do anything too rash or permanent this fresh off such a harrowing past year. I'm not sure what my role should be, if at all, in trying to mediate beyond recommending counseling.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 11, 2018, 04:54:03 AM
I think you're right that there's not much to do beyond promoting counseling and telling your mind about the whole thing (that it's a temporary crisis) when appropriate.

Depression and sort of giving up can be grueling for relatives, especially those who try to carry them. I don't know how it went but your mother may have felt a bit alone when trying to care for your grandfather ? If so it can breed a bit of resentment too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 11, 2018, 05:05:32 PM
Yeah man. Keep out of it. Nothing good can come from getting involved. Just let them know that you love regardless and let me find their own path.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 11, 2018, 07:27:48 PM
I'm with Puppy, though I'd counsel letting your parents know that you support them and love them. Right now the whole world seems to be at odds with them and their lives, so hearing from their kids that they're still accepted will likely do them some good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on March 12, 2018, 03:52:41 PM
Quote from: toku on March 08, 2018, 10:01:14 PM
this season feels like true detective s1

Daddario :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 14, 2018, 01:56:43 AM
Well I can confirm I'm still afraid of women.

I love going to this one bar in the city that has this hipster ass bar on the main floor and in the basement this little dance area. It's my favorite place, because I love to just get out there and dance like an idiot. I mean when everyone's drunk it doesn't matter.

But when I was there this past weekend I was hit on for what has to be like the first time and I super froze.

I went to get a drink and while at the bar this blonde girl who was probably good looking swayed her butt into my thighs. I was like WTF is touching me and I looked around and saw her. She was looking at me and smiling. I think i smiled back and then went back to waiting for my drink. She did this like three times and then I said "I have to get back to my friends".

Well I'm a loser, but I just don't know what to say to people I don't know. lol.

Anyway my hope is that by constantly going out eventually I'll get better at this stuff.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on March 14, 2018, 03:19:10 AM
99% of the sexual stories you post makes me think your dick needs an exorcism but in that moment I think you actually suffered from a bit too much shame. The only thing you can do with shame is to just experience it.

Of course you've always had a festering, crippling sense of shame but once you become numb to it, that's the really hard part as you're evaluating situations in new ways and feel a bit like you lost a part of your identity that was always there. It'll take time and energy but you've got plenty.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on March 14, 2018, 11:01:05 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 14, 2018, 01:56:43 AM
Well I can confirm I'm still afraid of women.

I love going to this one bar in the city that has this hipster ass bar on the main floor and in the basement this little dance area. It's my favorite place, because I love to just get out there and dance like an idiot. I mean when everyone's drunk it doesn't matter.

But when I was there this past weekend I was hit on for what has to be like the first time and I super froze.

I went to get a drink and while at the bar this blonde girl who was probably good looking swayed her butt into my thighs. I was like WTF is touching me and I looked around and saw her. She was looking at me and smiling. I think i smiled back and then went back to waiting for my drink. She did this like three times and then I said "I have to get back to my friends".

Well I'm a loser, but I just don't know what to say to people I don't know. lol.

Anyway my hope is that by constantly going out eventually I'll get better at this stuff.

It's corny and cliche but honestly I would have just asked "Come here often?" And go from there. There's always next time though. :)

I feel like if you can dance your ass off in a crowd without caring what people think, it's not too many steps from there to a fully realized social identity. A lot of the principles are the same I feel.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 14, 2018, 02:52:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 14, 2018, 01:56:43 AM
Well I can confirm I'm still afraid of women.

I love going to this one bar in the city that has this hipster ass bar on the main floor and in the basement this little dance area. It's my favorite place, because I love to just get out there and dance like an idiot. I mean when everyone's drunk it doesn't matter.

But when I was there this past weekend I was hit on for what has to be like the first time and I super froze.

I went to get a drink and while at the bar this blonde girl who was probably good looking swayed her butt into my thighs. I was like WTF is touching me and I looked around and saw her. She was looking at me and smiling. I think i smiled back and then went back to waiting for my drink. She did this like three times and then I said "I have to get back to my friends".

Well I'm a loser, but I just don't know what to say to people I don't know. lol.

Anyway my hope is that by constantly going out eventually I'll get better at this stuff.
My daughter has started college and a guy hit on her by saying, "Ay, yo hot momma!" To which she replied, "I....I'm not your mother!" And ran away.

LOL.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on March 14, 2018, 03:25:12 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 14, 2018, 02:52:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 14, 2018, 01:56:43 AM
Well I can confirm I'm still afraid of women.

I love going to this one bar in the city that has this hipster ass bar on the main floor and in the basement this little dance area. It's my favorite place, because I love to just get out there and dance like an idiot. I mean when everyone's drunk it doesn't matter.

But when I was there this past weekend I was hit on for what has to be like the first time and I super froze.

I went to get a drink and while at the bar this blonde girl who was probably good looking swayed her butt into my thighs. I was like WTF is touching me and I looked around and saw her. She was looking at me and smiling. I think i smiled back and then went back to waiting for my drink. She did this like three times and then I said "I have to get back to my friends".

Well I'm a loser, but I just don't know what to say to people I don't know. lol.

Anyway my hope is that by constantly going out eventually I'll get better at this stuff.
My daughter has started college and a guy hit on her by saying, "Ay, yo hot momma!" To which she replied, "I....I'm not your mother!" And ran away.

LOL.

I hope you never let her forget this story :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 14, 2018, 08:36:37 PM
The Singapore nightlife :o

Feels like I’m in what I imagine places like Ibiza are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 14, 2018, 09:36:35 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on March 14, 2018, 08:36:37 PM
The Singapore nightlife :o

Feels like I’m in what I imagine places like Ibiza are.
Bebs, careful man. Singapore is crazy. I might've told this story here when it happened.

Last time I went to a bar in Singapore this insanely hot girl came up to me and said, "You should buy me a drink"
I asked her why I would do that. And she said it was because she was the hottest girl there. I agreed but she'd have to buy me a drink too. She laughed and asked why she would do that. I told her it was because I was the only guy that ever asked her to. She laughed and walked away. After a while she came back and asked me what I wanted to drink. We ended up talking a few hours about the Singapore night life and how she and her friends essentially go around getting sugar daddies from overseas travellers that make business trips to Singapore. She was very good at it. If we ever meet up in Vegas, I'll tell you the whole story.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 14, 2018, 10:37:46 PM
I mean you could just tell the whole story here since you've got us going...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 14, 2018, 10:39:29 PM
#hotactics
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 15, 2018, 01:36:12 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 14, 2018, 10:37:46 PM
I mean you could just tell the whole story here since you've got us going...
Dude it was like a 3 hour conversation with a self-professed gold digger (she didn't mess with broke niccas) and her sordid stories and tactics. Not going try and summarize all that up. There's too much.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 15, 2018, 02:21:51 PM
But I'm not cool enough for Vegas.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 15, 2018, 02:29:24 PM
I was there with puppy back when I was 18 (that's the legal drinking age in Singapore) so I can summarize if he doesn't want to tell the story. We were bubbling up at the tea tinner yeah when this nasty ol gorganite jimbles er way over to say hullo to me old chum here an puts her thumb an her innix finger roit togetha, yeah, jammed er tongue right in there, an me an bubs knew this singer was a right ol nut wid no washer. So I says to the dusty old tit look ey you're singing in the wrong choir yeah why don't you go off n sling jerkers out of tin cans like the rest of them sour goggblenobbers, which had old puppy howlin his hank off cause it was right funny. Then she says I got to be a blind digger not to see what was right in front of me viz. Well BELIEVE ME YOU, I could knocker right well what I was seeing, and as the old saying goes, it's twelve if you can handle it and five if you damn can't. Yeah but it's been a big time since I whistled in the chucher so, playing me chips risky like, I keeps haranguing the slime queen outta me own malthinkage. It was at about this time that the shiny beaut sits her arse down next to puppy, and that chap was so turned on his dinker was practically lifting the table up yeah, so theys chatting like chums outta schooly wooly and I'm right covetous yeah. That's when this stinky cheese goblin gets bored of me because she figgers out I was looking for a free jerker on account of my wallet was hollow n vacant and I was just sippin tonics and chewing on the limes really sexy like while scouting the premises for a head snoshing skanker I could guile into thinking I was a suit shark. So she gets her fanny up and I yank her arm down and giver the evil eye an says now hold on lassie we can stop by the pawny and I can settle me jewelry for some coinage and then we get right to the higglepank. But she knows I'm a liar by now, so she yanks her slapper and thrims erself over to a boulder bug. So I says to myself right I've done it now, and I tug on puppy's sleeve yeah an let him know ive kicked the stabbywoks and we've got to jostle our kneecaps out of here or the bugs will rip em right out. An he slaps me on the nogger yeah an says you dillywit, I was this close to getting a jerker from the candygirl ere, an you've gone an kicked the stabbywoks, what the hell is wrong in there. So we gets our fannies up real gentle but when we turn around there are the stabbywoks ready to trim us good. So puppy says real dumb ey boys it's been fun but I've already got a haircut. So the biggest cheeker says we've got to follow them into the back and that's when puppy says yeah I think not and me I just leak me trousers real quiet like because I know I had a long life ahead of me and I've gone and pawned it on account of some nasty gremlin for a slippery in the wheelchaser. Yeah but that's when puppy pulled out his vegetable chopper, and I was thinking there's no way, I ask him how'd you hide that from the ninnies an he just winks at me in that cute puppy way he does. So the big fellas run forward and he jumps on the bartop yeah and he's dancin around and slicin about and the guys got their own choppers but he's too good, he cuts right through their slappers an they holler and the slapper changs about on the moptop an there's bodywine all over the place now an I slip an hit me head on a chair. People are screamin yeah and then people come out from the back with peoplewhoppers so I think oh puppy's dead now, I gotta call his old lady an tell her the bad news, but not so fast yeah puppys chopper is moving so fast it cuts right through the whops and he's dicing the onions up now, and it was so exciting I aven't felt so glittery like this before, and when he's finally done he says to me come on, I know a dingo that can drag us through the needlenest. Well that sounded good to me so we went in the sewers, yeah, an when we came out there was some ol boneshiner whistlin away and he put us in a floatytop and away we drifted.

And that's how Puppy and I fled to Malaysia after killing mafia members in a bar in Singapore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 15, 2018, 02:31:05 PM
I can't jerk off to this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samfish on March 15, 2018, 02:36:18 PM
A few years ago my wife and I were visiting the red light district of Thailand.

My wife had to literally tell the prostitutes to come and sit with me. It was really sad, knowing the the hooker sitting next to you was only doing so because your wife had to demand it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on March 15, 2018, 03:04:34 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 15, 2018, 02:21:51 PM
But I'm not cool enough for Vegas.

I wasn't and I still had a blast. :idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2018, 03:42:26 PM
Quote from: samfish on March 15, 2018, 02:36:18 PM
A few years ago my wife and I were visiting the red light district of Thailand.

My wife had to literally tell the prostitutes to come and sit with me. It was really sad, knowing the the hooker sitting next to you was only doing so because your wife had to demand it.
that actually sounds hot.  Your wife was ordering a hooker for you.  hot hot hot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 15, 2018, 03:44:30 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/thutDsG7mlKAU/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 15, 2018, 09:58:13 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 15, 2018, 02:31:05 PM
I can't jerk off to this.

Yeah, it was a difficult fap, even for me. :japancry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 15, 2018, 10:49:19 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 15, 2018, 03:04:34 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 15, 2018, 02:21:51 PM
But I'm not cool enough for Vegas.

I wasn't and I still had a blast. :idont

You’re plenty cool Andy!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 15, 2018, 11:58:39 PM
Quote from: chronovore on March 15, 2018, 09:58:13 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 15, 2018, 02:31:05 PM
I can't jerk off to this.

Yeah, it was a difficult fap, even for me. :japancry
Yeah, reading that was difficult, but (http://www.murphymeadow.com/26/mission-accomplished-bush-aircraft-carrier-25.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on March 16, 2018, 12:33:24 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on March 15, 2018, 10:49:19 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 15, 2018, 03:04:34 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 15, 2018, 02:21:51 PM
But I'm not cool enough for Vegas.

I wasn't and I still had a blast. :idont

You’re plenty cool Andy!

😚
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 16, 2018, 11:17:34 AM
OK so I found my main problem : I never was a super social guy and while in a relationship my partner managed most of it (we had large circles of common acquaintances anyway, not that I'm super involved with them... or them with me). There's a couple activities I need to develop on my own but otherwise and at the moment I don't get to meet people. I guess I can always try dating apps, but making a Facebook account is meh.
I will enter some training soon, so will meet a couple of fresh faces, I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 16, 2018, 12:21:56 PM
Download kik and search for some local chats or something. You’ll be getting pegged by dinner!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 16, 2018, 01:17:11 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on March 16, 2018, 01:36:44 PM
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With social anxiety, my female friends tell me it's common for a woman to hear 'why are you so quiet?" as guys come up to them and wanna talk. But maybe with a guy it's taken more like "why are you so unfriendly?" because men are just supposed to be these goofy energetic wild social animals and if you're not one than there's something wrong with you.

I think you're reading too much into this. Don't compare yourself with other people and you'll be fine.

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It's why I've never met a girl at a bar, or a social thing, or on the street or anywhere and made a connection. It's kinda depressing to have lived 36 years and never had that kind of experience of striking up a conversation with someone and hitting it off.

I mean that stuff is common, but I think the media (specifically sitcoms) overplays how it works in the real world. I've never had that experience either tbh and I don't really care if I do or don't, the guys I meet are either friends of friends or random people from a hookup app.

Edit- Actually this sort of reminds me of your insistence in Vegas that "a man isn't anything without a good watch." That kind of "I need to compare myself to others and also to the media portrayal of hookup culture" isn't totally healthy. I'm not saying don't go to bars or socialize to meet women, but don't do it because you think that's your only option (especially if all it does is make you uncomfortable and depressed.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 16, 2018, 04:23:20 PM
I've never liked forced drinking events (pub crawls, mixers, etc) to meet new people. In theory, they seem like a good way to meet people, but in practice it's usually as you describe.

I've always liked group events instead. A softball team, a bowling league, a cycling club, a jogging group, a hiking group, a sand volleyball league. Having something else to focus on while interacting with other people is much more liberating. Even if you don't meet anyone or make a connection, at least you had that activity to enjoy. It doesn't feel like a waste of time.

Plus, many of those events require you to come back every week. So, you get to slowly meet people or loosen up around these strangers. Not everyone is constantly "ON" all the time and you can misread them as they are misreading you.





 

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on March 16, 2018, 04:42:54 PM
^ Completely agreed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on March 16, 2018, 04:46:33 PM
I need to seek therapy. I'm obsessed with phat booty 

if i see one i can't stop looking

:noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: desert punk on March 16, 2018, 05:44:45 PM
Tasty is right: Thinking along the lines of "guys are supposed to do it this way, girls are supposed to behave that way" and taking it as gospel is not healthy in general. But it's particularly destructive for people who do not conform to these stereotypes. Some are able to fake it, most are not. And people do pick up on that, and wonder why you're acting up even though you're not feeling comfortable.

Perhaps joining a sports team or some other similar group is the better way of finding new friends for you. Unlike in a bar setting, you may not feel the need to adjust to those social norms as keenly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 16, 2018, 08:42:37 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: desert punk on March 17, 2018, 05:49:56 AM
Sorry if I insinuated that you were without a social life, that wasn't my intention. But if this isn't your problem, then I don't understand why you're beating yourself up over this. I mean it's good that you try to leave and engage with things outside your comfort zone. But pushing yourself to be this social nightlife butterfly to a point that you're on the verge of depression? I don't think that's healthy, especially when you do have other options.

Quote from: Bebpo on March 16, 2018, 08:42:37 PM
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What you're describing here isn't as exciting or as magical as you make it out to be. I'm no social butterfly either, but I do have that weird ability of attracting strangers to engage and talk with me. I did experience this stuff and let me tell you, there's nothing special about it. Sure, it's gratifying when you high-five a dude you don't know on the streets at night or toast loudly and take repeated shots with a bunch of strangers in a pub. But none of that shit is really that meaningful, it's all just drunk gestures with people you don't know and most likely won't see again the morning after.

The relationships that I cultivated didn't just happen overnight. I took meeting and engaging them repeatedly. Some of them I didn't even like at the beginning. Those dudes and dudettes I met one night and took shots with? Those I mostly haven't seen again.

My problem is that I'm often too scared and/or disinterested to maintain those relationships permanently :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 24, 2018, 05:52:49 AM
There was a women in my professional training center who looked a little like a thicker, shorter Emily Blunt.
 :lawd

No real opportunity to get to speak to her sadly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlackMage on March 24, 2018, 09:06:56 AM
I've been married for 3 years now, and sometimes I envy you people who can go home and just be alone and not have to worry about another person. I took that shit for granted. Not to say that I don't love my wife.. just that things can get too much... It's all perspective maaan!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 24, 2018, 10:13:55 AM
You don't have those moments in your marriage?  I usually have at least 3 days to myself a week where I can do just that.  I think those times are necessary and healthy. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 25, 2018, 08:13:27 PM
Question: some girl on tinder keeps on matching with me (4 times now) but she never responds back to any of my messages. Am I getting played here?  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on March 25, 2018, 08:37:16 PM
Maybe she's swiping right on everybody?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 26, 2018, 10:50:36 AM
Quote from: BlackMage on March 24, 2018, 09:06:56 AM
I've been married for 3 years now, and sometimes I envy you people who can go home and just be alone and not have to worry about another person. I took that shit for granted. Not to say that I don't love my wife.. just that things can get too much... It's all perspective maaan!
There's different types of people in marriage. Some people just want every moment together. Others need a lot of time apart.
Just chat about it. Perhaps it's because I travel so much, but I'm in the most moments together camp.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on March 26, 2018, 01:07:35 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on March 25, 2018, 08:37:16 PM
Maybe she's swiping right on everybody?

no way girls do that because 80% of every profile they will see ill just flood their message bar.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on March 26, 2018, 02:58:57 PM
Can you run the stats for this being an emotional spank bank situation? I just have a hunch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on March 27, 2018, 11:11:46 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on March 16, 2018, 01:17:11 PM

I'm pretty sure that no one has ever liked me from the start.

If you go in thinking youre going to lose - then you're going to lose. Separate yourself from the social expectations and change your mind set on how youre going to socialise with people. Sure meeting people in crowded public places isn't for them, but what if it was a houseparty with a bunch of people you dont know? or any social situation where you dont know the other people? Or rather - how do you know you dont like those situations if youve never had a truly successful one (I guess thats a large assumption on my part)

It's easy to stick with the devil you know rather than the devil you don't, even if you try to socialise, and fail because of your pre-conceieved notion on how others perceive you, it sucks, but its an easier to pill to swallow than actually having to put yourself out there. When that girl asked you why you seem so unfriendly, shes asking you why are you afraid to come out of your shell?

Trust me, ive been there, people can pick up your emotional state because you act it out subconsciously, even if you try to beat our social anxiety if you cant believe and trust in your own mind that you can do it - people, especially women, will sense it and it will be an ever-lasting snowball clusterfuck of disappointment.

Youre going to have to put faith in yourself and other people, and learn to enjoy being around people irregardless of the situation. That is what is really important, no matter where you go, the people.

You've probably heard fake it til you make it - while I understand why its phrased that way. I fucking hate it being called that. My mate suffers from severe social anxiety, to the point he cant ask a dj to put on a song in a bar. He came across youtube videos that said fake it til you make it, and got super fucking depressed because he doesnt want to be 'fake'.

The reason I hate that shit is because its more complicated than that, the things we tell ourselves mentally affect our emotional state, you might have heard of the wolf metaphor. If you imagine two wolves in your subconscious the positive and the negative. The thoughts we have about ourselves feed one of these two wolves. When you tell yourself that you are socially anxious, that people dont like you, that you cant do this or dont like that, you are feeding the wrong wolf and that signals the subconscious to position your being to fit the mode of conscious thought. So in a way you are telling yourself to be that way, and your body is like "roger that". To be the opposite you need to feed the other wolf, the wolf that makes you better and stronger, the more you tell yourself that you can be the person you want to be, that you will be the person you want to be, your subconscious and body will respond appropriately. https://academic.oup.com/scan/article/11/4/621/2375054 (https://academic.oup.com/scan/article/11/4/621/2375054) - its the reason why positive affirmations work.

Im just the forum crackpot though so do as you please.

edit: just realised this is a late reply, buttfuckit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 27, 2018, 06:42:59 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on March 27, 2018, 11:11:46 AM
My mate suffers from severe social anxiety, to the point he cant ask a dj to put on a song in a bar.

I wish more people had that kind of anxiety... I always get the most ridiculous requests when I play  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 29, 2018, 02:55:16 PM
Will you play Aquagen - Everybody’s Free plz?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 29, 2018, 05:44:43 PM
Quote from: tiesto on March 27, 2018, 06:42:59 PM
Quote from: hungrynoob on March 27, 2018, 11:11:46 AM
My mate suffers from severe social anxiety, to the point he cant ask a dj to put on a song in a bar.

I wish more people had that kind of anxiety... I always get the most ridiculous requests when I play  :-\
Can you play "Call me maybe?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 31, 2018, 09:24:41 PM
lmao
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 01, 2018, 01:30:58 PM
Matched with this girl who was a viner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQckqq7vgpA


And here's me trying to impress her with my "comedy chops". :doge
(https://i.imgur.com/AI18ypk.png)

I've been dying to write that joke. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2018, 01:37:52 PM
:beli
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 01, 2018, 01:40:33 PM
Lol dude wow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 01, 2018, 01:41:02 PM
 :neogaf :sabu  :heyman :woken

I'm making myself laugh so it's totally worth it. :PP
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 01, 2018, 01:41:55 PM
I should probably start sharing some open marriage stories again soon 🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 01, 2018, 02:07:31 PM
Annnnd she’s gone.

She was a lolbertarian anyways.  :donot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 01, 2018, 02:07:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 01, 2018, 01:41:02 PM
:neogaf :sabu  :heyman :woken

I'm making myself laugh so it's totally worth it. :PP

At a certain point, you gotta say fuck it and have fun.

From my experiences, a lot of people are either broken or boring.

EDIT: Case in point, she was a libertarian. One point for broken.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 01, 2018, 02:19:10 PM
Do you think it was that she took that as a vague threat of anal destruction?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 01, 2018, 02:20:06 PM
One could only hope. :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 01, 2018, 03:03:20 PM
my brief time on tinder showed me that if you talk too much they hate that. you can't blow them up on the first talk unless they're doing it to you first.

crazy enough i've met like 4 amazing girls on tinder in only the few months i was on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 01, 2018, 08:46:52 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on April 01, 2018, 08:36:34 PM
I actually did lose my virginity to girl named Hilary in college.

Thank you , good sir , nothing has brought me more joy than this post this Easter
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 01, 2018, 08:50:31 PM
This thread is due for a comeback and only you Atramental can bring it back
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2018, 09:41:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 01, 2018, 02:07:31 PM
Annnnd she’s gone.

She was a lolbertarian anyways.  :donot

libertarians need dick too
:snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 02, 2018, 07:13:26 AM
Nah.   :doge

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 01, 2018, 08:50:31 PM
This thread is due for a comeback and only you Atramental can bring it back
If the rest of my life wasn't such a wreck right now I'd totally be down.

Nothing makes me happier than embarrassing myself for the bore's entertainment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 02, 2018, 11:29:00 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2018, 09:41:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 01, 2018, 02:07:31 PM
Annnnd she’s gone.

She was a lolbertarian anyways.  :donot

libertarians need dick too
:snoop

Never stick your dick in crazy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 02, 2018, 11:35:59 AM
Hey at least you matched with an attractive girl. Take solace in that Atra.

I don't know about you but I don't like it when people bring up sex stuff within like an hour of knowing them. Turns me off. So I wouldn't make a sex joke or whatever with a tinder girl like that. That's not how I liked to be talked to so I don't think a girl would like that either. Espically since so many dudes seem to go straight to sex when texting girls. I'm sure there's a time and place for it, but probably not with every girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 02, 2018, 06:20:18 PM
So I caved in and got into a dating app (one that only offer a handful of matches a day... To men anyway.) a few days ago. Not much to say so far except it's humbling for the most part, also hilariously diabolical in how it nudges you to pay for tokens.

Only ray of light has been a very cute 25 years old US expatriate (wayyyy out of my league socially, I suspect, she graduated from a worldwide famous university) who apparently digged my photos. Trying to get in touch with her because, who knows, maybe she fancies the idea of flirting with some french blue collar schmuck ? Or her finger ripped while ranking me  :lol

Otherwise women who liked my photos are fairly unattractive so far (that's cruel but true and not in a sharp knees way) and several are teachers (?). I guess I look homely and that wouldn't be unfair a characterization. I don't really have fancy photos of myself and I hate selfies (and they're always more merciless than the plain good ones I have) so I decided to be forward and honest, disclose that I'm a happy smoker and a drinker. Apparently NO ONE ever drink or smoke more than "socially", color me skeptical.

My other thoughts :
- The fuck at people putting photos not even showing their face properly or those horrible filters ? Not to mention the abuse of soft lighting, blurry (or artefacted), night scenes, gaudy make ups, duckfaces, super claustrophobic closeups or horrible Snapchat dogface filters. I get women wanting to look their best but I do need to see you to have an idea.
- Plenty of cute & attractive women still, so I just need to luck on one eventually.
- Lots of people in marketing, HR, IT, sales, engineers plus teachers and nurses. All perfectly fine jobs, mind you, but there's definitely a very middle class / upper middle class club feel going on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on April 02, 2018, 07:08:19 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2018, 09:41:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 01, 2018, 02:07:31 PM
Annnnd she’s gone.

She was a lolbertarian anyways.  :donot

libertarians need dick too
:snoop

Tough shit. If the free market decides her pussy is staying dusty, so be it. I don't believe in giving charity dick to someone who doesn't believe in charity.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on April 02, 2018, 09:33:36 PM
Them words of a man who never snagged a biggin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on April 02, 2018, 09:39:00 PM
I didn't realize all bbws were such ayn rand fans
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on April 02, 2018, 09:40:12 PM
Everyone deserves a little charity dick in their lives
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on April 02, 2018, 09:53:02 PM
I'll leave that to the plebs. I heal bitches with this dick. You forfeit your right to be blessed after you close the back cover of atlas shrugged and don't throw it into a volcano
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 04, 2018, 04:13:32 PM
Sometimes I view men's profiles on tinder to steal some clever bio ideas but today I forgot to switch back to "view women only" on tinder and now I have 25+ likes from men. :snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 04, 2018, 04:22:25 PM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Lr7CKWxqhtw/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 04, 2018, 04:26:28 PM
You have a back up plan now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Steve Contra on April 04, 2018, 05:47:05 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 04, 2018, 04:13:32 PM
Sometimes I view men's profiles on tinder to steal some clever bio ideas but today I forgot to switch back to "view women only" on tinder and now I have 25+ likes from men. :snoop
hot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 04, 2018, 05:48:14 PM
A damn shame that I’m not bi.

I’m quite a snack (to men) apparently.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 04, 2018, 06:28:09 PM
maybe you'll succeed where rahxephon failed...and suck a dick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 04, 2018, 06:34:22 PM
Quote from: toku on April 04, 2018, 06:28:09 PM
maybe you'll succeed where rahxephon failed...and suck a dick
Seems to me, he's got 25 golden opportunities right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 04, 2018, 06:41:14 PM
I don’t wanna suck a dick tho. :brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 04, 2018, 07:04:39 PM
is it about wanting, or accepting?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on April 04, 2018, 07:08:17 PM
idk, id give it a crack man. maybe you'll like it more than you think  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on April 04, 2018, 07:09:10 PM
or just look for someone that is pure power bottom. it's 2018. ass is ass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 04, 2018, 07:11:21 PM
Just bend over and let some guy go nuclear on your ass.  No need to suck a dick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 04, 2018, 07:43:49 PM
You can try me out if you want Atra. I'll be easy on you.  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 04, 2018, 09:22:05 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 04, 2018, 04:13:32 PM
Sometimes I view men's profiles on tinder to steal some clever bio ideas but today I forgot to switch back to "view women only" on tinder and now I have 25+ likes from men. :snoop
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 04, 2018, 04:22:25 PM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Lr7CKWxqhtw/hqdefault.jpg)
You gayed yourself?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 05, 2018, 11:27:59 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/TnNVVlu.jpg?1)

I found bae. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on April 05, 2018, 11:42:49 AM
Mindfulness...   :yuck

Go with one of the 25 cocks. (Or all at once)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 05, 2018, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on April 02, 2018, 06:20:18 PM
So I caved in and got into a dating app (one that only offer a handful of matches a day... To men anyway.) a few days ago. Not much to say so far except it's humbling for the most part, also hilariously diabolical in how it nudges you to pay for tokens.

Only ray of light has been a very cute 25 years old US expatriate (wayyyy out of my league socially, I suspect, she graduated from a worldwide famous university) who apparently digged my photos. Trying to get in touch with her because, who knows, maybe she fancies the idea of flirting with some french blue collar schmuck ? Or her finger ripped while ranking me  :lol

Otherwise women who liked my photos are fairly unattractive so far (that's cruel but true and not in a sharp knees way) and several are teachers (?). I guess I look homely and that wouldn't be unfair a characterization. I don't really have fancy photos of myself and I hate selfies (and they're always more merciless than the plain good ones I have) so I decided to be forward and honest, disclose that I'm a happy smoker and a drinker. Apparently NO ONE ever drink or smoke more than "socially", color me skeptical.

My other thoughts :
- The fuck at people putting photos not even showing their face properly or those horrible filters ? Not to mention the abuse of soft lighting, blurry (or artefacted), night scenes, gaudy make ups, duckfaces, super claustrophobic closeups or horrible Snapchat dogface filters. I get women wanting to look their best but I do need to see you to have an idea.
- Plenty of cute & attractive women still, so I just need to luck on one eventually.
- Lots of people in marketing, HR, IT, sales, engineers plus teachers and nurses. All perfectly fine jobs, mind you, but there's definitely a very middle class / upper middle class club feel going on.

I used to get a bit nervous when dealing with very socially-acute women (in fact nearly all of my girlfriends have had introversion as the one thing in common) - I've been told "you don't really seem to fit in with my friends, you're too shy" before by some of said women. BTW, Vom, at least from reading your posts on here, you sound highly educated and eloquent (even moreso considering that English isn't your first language), so don't let the 'blue collar French shmuck' thing hold you back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on April 07, 2018, 11:00:13 PM
Okay, although I've thankfully had quite a bit of luck with online dating (OKC in particular), I realized that unless you're Adonis reborn, you're only going to get a girl to respond once in a blue moon. Thus, online dating is very, very inefficient.

So what are some good places to go to meet women? Not interested in bars and clubs because I want to meet women in a space where I can actually fucking hear them talk when I'm speaking to them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 08, 2018, 02:29:48 AM
Oh I'm playing the blue collar bit up (though my current job would classify and the places I work have some factory culture still), my social origin is middle class (if not upper). My parents did May 68 so it's par for the course I get the typical petit bourgeois nevrosis.

And yeah, I'm not surprised but the whole "numbers game" thing is a bit vertiginous. I do need a slightly more personable pic tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 08, 2018, 06:29:34 AM
Quote from: Huff on April 02, 2018, 09:40:12 PM
Everyone deserves a little charity dick in their lives

Newsfeed, pls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 08, 2018, 11:12:28 AM
Every time I read this thread I get two feels

1) I'm so glad I don't have to deal with dating nowadays as a straight guy. It seems god awful
2) I understand why a lot of my gay friends are disgusted by straight dating. It seems god awful
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on April 08, 2018, 11:40:30 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on April 07, 2018, 11:00:13 PM
Okay, although I've thankfully had quite a bit of luck with online dating (OKC in particular), I realized that unless you're Adonis reborn, you're only going to get a girl to respond once in a blue moon. Thus, online dating is very, very inefficient.

So what are some good places to go to meet women? Not interested in bars and clubs because I want to meet women in a space where I can actually fucking hear them talk when I'm speaking to them.

I’ve met a fair number of people some of whom are women at board gaming events and trivia nights. Adult sports leagues I have also heard people say are good. It has to be something dumb like kickball though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 08, 2018, 12:01:34 PM
All the single women I know my age have funneled themselves into sports. Usually CrossFit, mma or kickboxing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Momo on April 08, 2018, 12:10:21 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on April 08, 2018, 12:01:34 PM
All the single women I know my age have funneled themselves into sports. Usually CrossFit, mma or kickboxing.
The gracie bjj place i've been trying on off has a significant amount of women, there's even enough to have women only sessions
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: dkdk on April 08, 2018, 12:26:29 PM
co-ed sports leagues are fun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on April 08, 2018, 04:46:55 PM
Local brewery scene
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on April 08, 2018, 05:58:57 PM
Local bdsm clubs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 08, 2018, 06:35:46 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 08, 2018, 11:12:28 AM
Every time I read this thread I get two feels

1) I'm so glad I don't have to deal with dating nowadays as a straight guy. It seems god awful
2) I understand why a lot of my gay friends are disgusted by straight dating. It seems god awful
It is rather abysmal.  :mjcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 08, 2018, 10:52:30 PM
Deleted tinder.

Spring and Summer are the worst seasons to try and get with girls.

As soon as the weather begins to turn warm I might as well not exist.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 08, 2018, 11:06:48 PM
I've run across this girl who honestly is a dead ringer for a young Valentina Nappi at the bar I frequent. I even danced with her friend. I swear to god if I run into this chick a third time I'm going to see this as sign from god and rick it all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 09, 2018, 06:30:19 AM
It’s fucking true, man.

I was able to match with several to a dozen girls a week and roughly half would respond back to my messages during the fall and winter.

Now I’m lucky if I get 2 to 3 matches a week (out of hundreds that I’ve swiped right on). Also, besides that vine girl no one responded back to me. I don’t have the time nor the energy for that shit.

Cuffing season is real.

edit: also, I don’t live in a major metropolitan area so after two weeks of swiping right within a 35 mile radius there’s basically no girls left except for the random 2 to 3 new accounts that sign on for a bit then vanish.

If my normal job and my freelance work weren’t eating up most of time I’d at least try meeting girls at bars or whatever but now I’m so exhausted by the time the weekend rolls around I spend it mostly in bed...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on April 09, 2018, 08:22:09 AM
everyone using tinder, old fashion way of talking to girls irl has become even more of an advantage than it has before - time to man up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 09, 2018, 08:36:07 AM
I guess I should start a coke habit at this point.

I have zero energy outside of the work. Fucking zero. And I'm just phoning it in while I'm at work.


Could it be depression? I dunno, maybe. Could it be my thyroid dying on me? Most likely.

edit: Also, people who know me know I'm not a joy to be around when I'm tired/irritated. I’ll say very callous and outlandish shit sometimes. It's probably why I haven't been invited back to hang out with certain friends in a while.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 09, 2018, 09:00:16 PM
I was talking to a therapist friend of mine and I brought up the whole "man, dating nowadays seems a disaster." Apparently I touched a nerve, cause she went into a massive diatribe about some of her clients are terrible and that she's like "Puppy I've literally watched a client of mine talk about how she's gone through hundreds of men's profiles to somehow consistently settle on the most immature and toxic men she could possibly find."  My friend went on and on about she's all about being selective and thinks its important, but you gotta pick someone good after all that excluding, that and she talks about how some people think they got the difference between casual hook ups/fwb and actual relationships completely messed up.

As we talked we sorta came to the conclusion that people have more ability to have whatever kind of relationship you want, since largely most taboos are gone, it's just that people haven't gotten the skills/maturity to deal with the choice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 10, 2018, 12:08:34 AM
Another big thing about online dating is these companies running the sites and apps dont give a shit if anyone is getting laid or if relationships begin.

The amount of shit behind different paywalls is ridiculous. Pay 15 bucks to see a time stamp of when someone received your message, along with very basic search filters. Really basic shit that helps people that feel either picky or desperate.

Getting laid shouldn't be some charity work done by a company, but it feels like there's microtransactions for getting laid. It reminds me of videogame style hooks and addiction in a strange way.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 10, 2018, 12:06:44 PM
Heh they gotta eat somehow. But yeah the level of paywalling is insane. I dunno if it's a disaster either but without any utter grief it's a bit weird to be liking profiles left and right (it-is-a-numbers-game) just to hope to get some feedback. I mean I would find it awkward to chat up 5 ladies at a time (though judging by my experience so far it's probably a first world problems I'll never have). But I can't fault the women for it. It's very fire and forget and thoughtless on both ends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 10, 2018, 04:15:07 PM
I just wanna find BBW women without having to pay money to find them
 :noah

A feature Id want implemented would be a date rating. I imagine the comments could get very nasty and fucked tho. :lol

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 10, 2018, 04:19:38 PM
Quote from: mormapope on April 10, 2018, 04:15:07 PM
I just wanna find BBW women without having to pay money to find them
 :noah

A feature Id want implemented would be a date rating. I imagine the comments could get very nasty and fucked tho. :lol
Burger king.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 10, 2018, 04:26:17 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 10, 2018, 04:19:38 PM
Quote from: mormapope on April 10, 2018, 04:15:07 PM
I just wanna find BBW women without having to pay money to find them
 :noah

A feature Id want implemented would be a date rating. I imagine the comments could get very nasty and fucked tho. :lol
Burger king.

Im not into the BBW crowd that has three kids and barely enough energy to get out of the car.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 10, 2018, 04:26:54 PM
Quote from: mormapope on April 10, 2018, 04:26:17 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 10, 2018, 04:19:38 PM
Quote from: mormapope on April 10, 2018, 04:15:07 PM
I just wanna find BBW women without having to pay money to find them
 :noah

A feature Id want implemented would be a date rating. I imagine the comments could get very nasty and fucked tho. :lol
Burger king.

Im not into the BBW crowd that has three kids and barely enough energy to get out of the car.
Taco bell
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 10, 2018, 04:34:46 PM
A woman big enough and strong enough to beat the shit outta me <3
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 11, 2018, 09:32:03 PM
Fired up tinder again ...and re-matched with that cool girl that I went on a date with back in 2016. The one before "I was molested 7 different times" girl and the heroin addict + Hep C girl.  :doge

She wants to see me again. :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 11, 2018, 09:40:30 PM
I brought up A Serbian Film on my first date with this girl (after a couple of drinks). She's a keeper if you ask me.  :doge

She probably still smokes but I'll take that over a Hep C ridden, heroin addict any day.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 11, 2018, 11:56:09 PM
Atra deletes tinder, a few days later restarts and talks about a girl being a "Keeper".
Glad to see someone's picking up the "fickle bitch" stuff since Cindi left.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 12, 2018, 05:37:11 PM
My physical and mental health probably has something to do with my behavior lately.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 12, 2018, 05:54:47 PM
Had a really nice date last night  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 12, 2018, 06:06:20 PM
Well than maybe you should stay off tinder atra. I seems like your taking it more seriously than you should.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 13, 2018, 06:41:21 AM
This thread is hilarious, I've been mistakenly ignoring it until now  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 14, 2018, 06:21:25 AM
Quote from: filler on April 13, 2018, 06:41:21 AM
This thread is hilarious, I've been mistakenly ignoring it until now  :lol

Probably gonna die of old age before my first Tinder match :lol my photos must be even more atrocious than I thought.

Also a pretty depressing experience all around.
ONLY SERIOUS PLZ.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 16, 2018, 07:03:03 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on April 16, 2018, 06:49:00 PM
I think I have a small crush on one of the managers at my group's client organization (I'm a consultant).

Puppy, you ever see something like this come up? Any advice?

Maybe I could ask her out for drinks when the project is wrapping up in a few months?
Oh yeah, let me tell you a story about one of my most interesting fires.

- Be me
- Have a middle aged dude that's a database wiz assigned to your team from someone else's team
- Be engaged in a large project
- Set up a meeting (ONE meeting) with this DB wiz guy and the client's DB admin
- Come to work the next day and find see the Client's DB admin's cube plastered in hand-made paper butterflies little bits of love poetry. Think to self: Either she's got a really romantic boyfriend, or someone's being creepy
- Be at your desk all of 5 minutes before the client's PM storms into your office saying "Did you see what the DB wiz guy did?"
- Jokingly ask if he already made the DB performance fixes in just one day and be informed that no, that apparently he had spent the last night plastering the client's DB Admin's cube with paper butterflies and love poetry, they had met at 2pm the day prior
- Call HR and tell them that you don't care  what they have to do,  you're going to have to fire a mother fucker


In general, I say DON'T. Do keep in touch, do grab informal cups of coffee or lunches, step it up as you're about to leave and after you're done. But while on project, stay the fuck out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on April 16, 2018, 07:15:42 PM
What would puppy know

I recommend going out for drinks and both blacking out. See what happens
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 16, 2018, 07:20:38 PM
Puppy always has good advice. This should be renamed the Advice Puppy thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 16, 2018, 07:22:43 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on April 16, 2018, 07:20:38 PM
tried that last year and woke up next to a guy
To be fair, in that one case you really probably shouldn't have listened to me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 16, 2018, 07:43:19 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 16, 2018, 07:03:03 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on April 16, 2018, 06:49:00 PM
I think I have a small crush on one of the managers at my group's client organization (I'm a consultant).

Puppy, you ever see something like this come up? Any advice?

Maybe I could ask her out for drinks when the project is wrapping up in a few months?
Oh yeah, let me tell you a story about one of my most interesting fires.

- Be me
- Have a middle aged dude that's a database wiz assigned to your team from someone else's team
- Be engaged in a large project
- Set up a meeting (ONE meeting) with this DB wiz guy and the client's DB admin
- Come to work the next day and find see the Client's DB admin's cube plastered in hand-made paper butterflies little bits of love poetry. Think to self: Either she's got a really romantic boyfriend, or someone's being creepy
- Be at your desk all of 5 minutes before the client's PM storms into your office saying "Did you see what the DB wiz guy did?"
- Jokingly ask if he already made the DB performance fixes in just one day and be informed that no, that apparently he had spent the last night plastering the client's DB Admin's cube with paper butterflies and love poetry, they had met at 2pm the day prior
- Call HR and tell them that you don't care  what they have to do,  you're going to have to fire a mother fucker


In general, I say DON'T. Do keep in touch, do grab informal cups of coffee or lunches, step it up as you're about to leave and after you're done. But while on project, stay the fuck out.
Should've written a crown of sonnets instead. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 16, 2018, 08:01:57 PM
To be honest, a crown of sonnets might not have cost the guy his job. Definitely would've gotten him off the project but probably not out of the company.
So I guess, the lesson is, when in doubt, "don't", when you can't "don't" then go for the crown of sonnets.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 16, 2018, 08:58:10 PM
LOL at dating someone you work with.  Just get a hooker like a normal person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 16, 2018, 09:01:49 PM
Not shitting where you eat is some 101 shit. Yes, you'll hear success stories but for every work relationship made in heaven theres 20 that end with someone having take a quick job at McDs just to transition out of an unbearably toxic work environment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 16, 2018, 09:04:51 PM
Just matched with a cute 6’3” girl in Asheville and she’s really chatty.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I am diamond hard RN  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: D3RANG3D on April 16, 2018, 09:08:04 PM
Are you tall enough for her though?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 16, 2018, 09:10:06 PM
She could probably curl me. Get it Atra, climb that palm tree. If you are shorter than her, just be hyper observant of the variable heights of surfaces when it comes time to dick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 16, 2018, 09:12:35 PM
Quote from: D3RANG3D on April 16, 2018, 09:08:04 PM
Are you tall enough for her though?
6’ on a good day

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think I am technically 5’11.5” or something  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 16, 2018, 10:36:51 PM
It's odd to me how much weight women give height in dating. It's like "Your dating profile better have your bra measurements on it before I tell you if I'm interested or not."...Actually, that might not be such a bad idea...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 16, 2018, 11:03:31 PM
If you’re 5’10” or 5’11”, feel free to say you’re 6’ because fuck it, who cares.  She’s not going to be able to tell anyway
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 16, 2018, 11:15:59 PM
(https://abload.de/img/tolgfyesterdayipostedhopov.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=tolgfyesterdayipostedhopov.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 16, 2018, 11:25:21 PM
I've come to the realization that Im a titty guy. Small tits or flat chested can be just as hot as big tits.

Small asses can be nice but there has to be roundness. Unround ass is not hot, for women and men. More men have really weak butts compared to women.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 16, 2018, 11:57:50 PM
Doesn't that make you an ass-man?!
 :mindblown
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 12:00:56 AM
I’m a leg and feet man.  :doge

I’m getting the shakes thinking about that tall girl wrapping her legs around me.  :lucas
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 17, 2018, 12:01:17 AM
Quote from: mormapope on April 16, 2018, 11:25:21 PM
More men have really weak butts compared to women.

Wait, (he's bi)?


Quote from: Atramental on April 11, 2018, 09:40:30 PM
I brought up A Serbian Film on my first date with this girl (after a couple of drinks). She's a keeper if you ask me.  :doge

She probably still smokes but I'll take that over a Hep C ridden, heroin addict any day.  :doge

I mean a smoker can quit... :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 12:02:48 AM
Smoker girl ghosted on me. So whatever.

I don’t get people sometimes.

We match, they act all interested, then... nothing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 17, 2018, 12:05:21 AM
That's dating apps in general. It sucks, but you shoulder on.

Honestly, given your health issues currently I wouldn't be worrying about dating for anything other than getting laid (and even then you can just do instead of dating, whatever the equivalent of Grindr is for heteros). Worry about yourself first before worrying about all these women and the dating world. Find out why you're so damn tired before worrying about winding yourself while having sex.

:trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 12:14:23 AM
I’m probably gonna get ghosted by this tall girl...

As soon as they see that I’m not close by they lose interest fast.

I should probably move to North Carolina because South Carolina in the Tinder-sphere is super bleak.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2018, 12:25:40 AM
Yes, moving for tinder demographics is a good idea.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 12:34:38 AM
I need to sleep but, in short, the social dynamics that are in play in my neck of the woods aren’t the best.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on April 17, 2018, 03:06:41 AM
TIMU, heterosexual men got every advantage in life except for Grindr.

Quote from: Atramental on April 16, 2018, 09:12:35 PM
Quote from: D3RANG3D on April 16, 2018, 09:08:04 PM
Are you tall enough for her though?
6’ on a good day

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think I am technically 5’11.5” or something  :doge
[close]

Oh I'm the same height, just under 6 foot. I can like smell it in the air when a 5' 10" guy is about to lie about his height.

"Well actually, I think you should remeasure yourself bro. I'm certain you're under five foot eleven!"

I feel the height I'm at is perfect for me, gives me those pumps of testosterone where you don't wanna change your underwear.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 17, 2018, 11:30:08 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on April 17, 2018, 03:06:41 AM
TIMU, heterosexual men got every advantage in life except for Grindr.

I pity the men that can't get their dick sucked same-day-delivery. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 12:00:35 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6XvXxqV.png)

This latest bio I've written up is working a lot better than my usual nonsense. Heh.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 17, 2018, 12:06:16 PM
Contrary to popular belief bios do matter a little after the match because if someone is excited about the match they just got, they'll go and read it and it'll help you stand out. If you put a bunch of negatives there to take up half the little space you have, you are snuffing out the little interest they had.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: warcock on April 17, 2018, 01:33:39 PM
Hahaha that 6'. Funny yet a little sad. Oh well embrace that 5 foot life. I take solace in that my erect cock is larger than most 6 footers.... :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 01:44:49 PM
It’s silly that it is such a deal breaker for some women.

“Good personality, employed full-time at a white collar office job, doesn’t live with his parents... but he’s 5’10”?? No thx, I don’t date manlets. I want Chad who is 6’4” who will gorilla fuck me on his mom’s couch after he gets done with his job at Costco moving crates.”

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 17, 2018, 01:46:52 PM
Nobody's actually like that besides a rare few and bitching about it makes you look weak. Stop. I'm 5'5" so if I can get laid semi regularly then it's not your height.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: warcock on April 17, 2018, 01:50:57 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on April 17, 2018, 01:46:52 PM
Nobody's actually like that besides a rare few and bitching about it makes you look weak. Stop. I'm 5'5" so if I can get laid semi regularly then it's not your height.

Nah you are right. I dont get laid cause i am a socially akward asshole. That being said those rare few that do that suck.  I like asian women anwyays so 5 10 is ok.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2018, 01:51:01 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on April 17, 2018, 01:46:52 PM
Nobody's actually like that besides a rare few and bitching about it makes you look weak. Stop. I'm 5'5" so if I can get laid semi regularly then it's not your height.
Don't worry little guy. I'm sure you'll get taller when you're done growing up :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 17, 2018, 01:52:00 PM
Be happy youre not 6'3 with a normal dick. Theres a dude at my job thats tall, can pull women but got cursed with the baby dick rumor from a Puerto Rican chick that was expecting all things to scale.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 01:53:11 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on April 17, 2018, 01:46:52 PM
Nobody's actually like that besides a rare few and bitching about it makes you look weak. Stop. I'm 5'5" so if I can get laid semi regularly then it's not your height.
Semi regularly with cis women?  :doge

I will admit my text based conversation/flirting skills are lacking.

It’s like trying to squeeze blood out of a stone for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on April 17, 2018, 02:00:03 PM
 Leading with that is madness, you're doing yourself dirty by opening with your insecurities. Just trash the whole 'flaws' list
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2018, 02:06:52 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on April 17, 2018, 02:00:03 PM
Leading with that is madness, you're doing yourself dirty by opening with your insecurities. Just trash the whole 'flaws' list
No keep it. But add just one more flaw "Honest"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 02:12:04 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2018, 02:06:52 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on April 17, 2018, 02:00:03 PM
Leading with that is madness, you're doing yourself dirty by opening with your insecurities. Just trash the whole 'flaws' list
No keep it. But add just one more flaw "Honest"
Oooo. I like that.

edit: Also, my bio stands out from most guys. Their bios are more often than not "Everything is great and I'm not a flawed human being. No sir."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 17, 2018, 02:32:46 PM
you mean has less voluntarily offered red flags than yours
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 02:36:51 PM
 :ohyou

spoiler (click to show/hide)
For reference: these are all my matches after I updated my bio to what it is now:
(https://i.imgur.com/H13r5IT.png)
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: warcock on April 17, 2018, 02:39:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 02:12:04 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2018, 02:06:52 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on April 17, 2018, 02:00:03 PM
Leading with that is madness, you're doing yourself dirty by opening with your insecurities. Just trash the whole 'flaws' list
No keep it. But add just one more flaw "Honest"
Oooo. I like that.

edit: Also, my bio stands out from most guys. Their bios are more often than not "Everything is great and I'm not a flawed human being. No sir."

I mean it makes sense you know. It acts as a filter that would weed out types with irrational expectations and standards and just give you the worthwhile stuff. The thing is atra, as you may well know, the market is irrational.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 03:11:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/JGt4foa.png)

 :crazy

daddy-issues-20x.jpg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on April 17, 2018, 04:07:20 PM
I agree more is less always worked for me

But my type is a little different than atras

So yolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 17, 2018, 04:18:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 16, 2018, 09:04:51 PM
Just matched with a cute 6’3” girl in Asheville and she’s really chatty.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I am diamond hard RN  :doge
[close]
Imagine how amazing she looks in high heels. :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 17, 2018, 04:30:40 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 03:11:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/JGt4foa.png)

 :crazy

daddy-issues-20x.jpg

Sounds like it could be fun. Just don't forget her at a fastfood restaurant as her biological once did or you'll quickly learn the about the dark arts that is brujería.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 17, 2018, 04:41:24 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 03:11:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/JGt4foa.png)

 :crazy

daddy-issues-20x.jpg

You should ask for her fetlife account to see her stuffies.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 04:54:32 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 17, 2018, 04:30:40 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 03:11:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/JGt4foa.png)

 :crazy

daddy-issues-20x.jpg

Sounds like it could be fun. Just don't forget her at a fastfood restaurant as her biological once did or you'll quickly learn the about the dark arts that is brujería.
Maybe but I don't really swing this way. It's too fucking weird.

I'm more interested in her in a Louis Theroux/documentarian kinda way.
I want to ask her questions about how she became the way she is now but most people don't like being (knowingly) analyzed.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 17, 2018, 05:09:28 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 03:11:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/JGt4foa.png)

 :crazy

daddy-issues-20x.jpg

I matched with a girl like this recently myself. I mean, she just had it on her profile “into DD/LG” didn’t have the whole psycho explanation
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 17, 2018, 06:47:27 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 02:36:51 PM
:ohyou

spoiler (click to show/hide)
For reference: these are all my matches after I updated my bio to what it is now:
(https://i.imgur.com/H13r5IT.png)
[close]

Tara, Kerri, and Lisa look friendly... Go shoot them some messages!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 17, 2018, 06:54:22 PM
Why do they all look like they're 16 or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 07:09:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 03:11:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/JGt4foa.png)

 :crazy

daddy-issues-20x.jpg
Got her pic:
https://i.imgur.com/Emnt9tJ.png

Damn. She's cute as hell.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 07:12:10 PM
Quote from: Raist on April 17, 2018, 06:54:22 PM
Why do they all look like they're 16 or something.
I think it's just what young 20 somethings look like that when you're getting close to 30...  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 17, 2018, 07:14:29 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 07:12:10 PM
Quote from: Raist on April 17, 2018, 06:54:22 PM
Why do they all look like they're 16 or something.
I think it's just that young 20 somethings look like that when you're getting close to 30...  :goty2

"getting close to 30"

:lol oh you sweet summer child.

Anyway. I guess you'll fit right in with that one to fulfill her daddy issues :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 07:17:36 PM
Quote from: Raist on April 17, 2018, 07:14:29 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 07:12:10 PM
Quote from: Raist on April 17, 2018, 06:54:22 PM
Why do they all look like they're 16 or something.
I think it's just that young 20 somethings look like that when you're getting close to 30...  :goty2

"getting close to 30"

:lol oh you sweet summer child.

Anyway. I guess you'll fit right in with that one to fulfill her daddy issues :doge
Just looked at your profile. 37...

Yeah, that's why they look like young teens to you.  :ufup

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 17, 2018, 07:18:50 PM
I'd say the fucking duckfaces, dump poses and instagram filters don't help, but y'know... whatevs floats your boat,
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Kiddo :bolo
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 17, 2018, 07:21:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 07:09:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 03:11:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/JGt4foa.png)

 :crazy

daddy-issues-20x.jpg
Got her pic:
https://i.imgur.com/Emnt9tJ.png

Damn. She's cute as hell.  :doge

She gon drag your soul through ya dick, be warned
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 07:21:42 PM
Quote from: Raist on April 17, 2018, 07:18:50 PM
I'd say the fucking duckfaces, dump poses and instagram filters don't help, but y'know... whatevs floats your boat,
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Kiddo :bolo
[close]
Most of them do those poses and use those filters.... I fucking hate it but I'm starving for pussy.  :-\

What's really tragic is when I see women in their 30s and 40s using snapchat filters and duck faces.  :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 17, 2018, 07:25:55 PM
Yeah get rid of the flaws.  Self deprecation is not a good look right off the bat

Edit: Also try to bang the dd/lg girl.  You need to bless yourself with the opportunity to bang a chick who is a total freak in bed.  Just know when to bail :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 07:34:13 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/tLfktw2.png)

 :jared

edit:
(https://i.imgur.com/PP6nVT6.jpg)

I am Jay right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 07:38:38 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 17, 2018, 07:25:55 PM
Yeah get rid of the flaws.  Self deprecation is not a good look right off the bat

Edit: Also try to bang the dd/lg girl.  You need to bless yourself with the opportunity to bang a chick who is a total freak in bed.  Just know when to bail :doge
But I thought women [ I mean (((Hollywood))) ] liked it when guys are vulnerable?  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 17, 2018, 07:38:40 PM
Don’t worry about the duckfaces and filters.  Just try to get your dick wet with as many girls as possible.  You might be missing out on amazing sex because they have a basic bitch filter.  Just gotta plow through that crap sometimes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 09:27:36 PM
Here's another girl I'm chatting with:
https://i.imgur.com/5pKJrJ0.png

This one might be more up my speed. :mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 17, 2018, 09:36:26 PM
The camera angle is extreme there, proceed with caution
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 17, 2018, 09:52:26 PM
there's no point in long term relationships, they're all the fucking same. Every woman turns into the same fucking woman with the same fucking complaints and problems.

the worst are the modern feminists that want the best of both worlds though, holy fuck they are unbelievable.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 10:36:12 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 17, 2018, 09:36:26 PM
The camera angle is extreme there, proceed with caution
Oh, she's definitely chunky but that's okay. I don't mind chub now.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 17, 2018, 10:43:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 10:36:12 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 17, 2018, 09:36:26 PM
The camera angle is extreme there, proceed with caution
Oh, she's definitely chunky but that's okay. I don't mind chub now.  :doge
She's chunky in this pic, she's probably a fat fuck in person.

I'd skip this one breh and i don't mind thick chics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 10:48:23 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on April 17, 2018, 10:43:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 10:36:12 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 17, 2018, 09:36:26 PM
The camera angle is extreme there, proceed with caution
Oh, she's definitely chunky but that's okay. I don't mind chub now.  :doge
She's chunky in this pic, she's probably a fat fuck in person.

I'd skip this one breh and i don't mind thick chics.
Nucca. I haven't seen pussy in months.

I need something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 17, 2018, 11:07:50 PM
Don't think anyone should mind with that face and those titties.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2018, 11:29:37 PM
Assimilate giving Atra advice on how to bang :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 18, 2018, 12:00:34 AM
Come hell or high water I will get my dick wet in 2018. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 18, 2018, 12:52:49 AM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 07:34:13 PM
I am Jay right now.

I don't get that chart. If Jay is supposed to be under "HOLY FUCK he's the hot one of the group," then yeah, I'd agree with the "Holy" and "Fucked" categories.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 18, 2018, 01:01:45 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2018, 11:29:37 PM
Assimilate giving Atra advice on how to bang :rejoice

if there's anyone in here you should be taking advice on pounding pussy it would be me dude . it's what i do best :nothot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 18, 2018, 01:06:44 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 18, 2018, 12:52:49 AM
Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 07:34:13 PM
I am Jay right now.

I don't get that chart. If Jay is supposed to be under "HOLY FUCK he's the hot one of the group," then yeah, I'd agree with the "Holy" and "Fucked" categories.
I think he’s “holy” in the sense that dark, feel bad shit doesn’t bother him like it does Mike and Rich.

edit: and he’s fucked because he derives pleasure from it.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 18, 2018, 11:47:33 AM
Shhh, you're ruining my narrative!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
TFW you miss neckbearded Jay because you didn't have to exercise to hope to bed him. :fbm #GayLife
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 18, 2018, 11:49:03 AM
You don't have to exercise to hop into bed with me, TIMU.  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 18, 2018, 12:04:19 PM
Though you should exercise caution
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 18, 2018, 02:21:49 PM
Shost is underage you sick fucks.  You'll be exercising your right to a fair fucking trial.  Good grief.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 18, 2018, 02:30:39 PM
Speaking of underage I should probably ask to see that 18 y/o’s drivers license.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2018, 02:37:50 PM
Shosts all "I'll be right back, going to get us some sodas..."

(https://abload.de/img/7737d3652a1d7e25cb88dlqs3p.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=7737d3652a1d7e25cb88dlqs3p.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 18, 2018, 04:27:32 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on April 18, 2018, 11:49:03 AM
You don't have to exercise to hop into bed with me, TIMU.  :-*

Twinks. :phil

Underage Twinks. :donot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 18, 2018, 04:29:22 PM
When something's illegal, you just want it more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 18, 2018, 04:37:19 PM
:donot Scully has retired, so I don't want a visit from the party van. Kthx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 18, 2018, 07:47:00 PM
Well just had a tinder thing fall through. She said I wasn't talkative and aggressive enough, which is true. I'm really not, I only really like to talk to people when I want to. Which I guess is the definition of selfish. I mean it's not like I don't like it when people message me, but I guess with girls you really have to be the one that's leading. It's just hard for me to keep on talking, especially with text. I just suck at small talk. And yeah I sure didn't ask this chick on a date when the timing was good.

But I guess this just highlight's my incompetence. I don't really know exactly when to pull the trigger on these things. And I'm just genuinely confused on how to talk. Like I don't want to be the dudes I've seen who are super aggressive and drop the "lets fuck" really quickly, but I'm too much of a meek passive dude who likes to go with the flow.

I guess I have to work on finding a good balance.

But then again I don't like it when people are aggressive with me.

Oh well I guess, but as much as tinder and the like are a nice training area. I think meeting someone in person not through tinder is my only hope.  I just vibe better with people in person once I get comfortable.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 18, 2018, 08:24:15 PM
Send her a TVC approved pic with the message "Am I aggressive enough now?"

Please report results.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 18, 2018, 09:04:41 PM
https://imgur.com/a/AgfLLgh

I think I’m in with the chubby girl.  :doge

edit: or she’s fucking with me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 18, 2018, 09:09:45 PM
I feel like I have about 1 day left to text this real cute girl that immediately asked me out after matching before I have blown it lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2018, 09:25:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 18, 2018, 09:04:41 PM
https://imgur.com/a/AgfLLgh

I think I’m in with the chubby girl.  :doge

edit: or she’s fucking with me

Yo that friend(s) was plural. Mommy wants to fuuuUUUUck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 18, 2018, 11:27:04 PM
I can sense she’s gonna bail or already has. She’s gonna fuck somebody just not me.  :doge

I asked her if Saturday was an option and she says she has to close at work that night.

Then I brought up Friday night and I’m getting crickets

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 18, 2018, 11:28:29 PM
She could be at work right now...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 18, 2018, 11:30:23 PM
Maybe.

We shall see.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2018, 11:32:15 PM
Play it cool. Thirst is the mind killer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 18, 2018, 11:36:51 PM
“trying to get free drinks from thirsty guys”

That line is totes ironic because my thirst is that of a nomad lost in the Sahara desert.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 18, 2018, 11:38:50 PM
When people are actually interested in hanging out, even if they're busy on the suggested day, they'll offer a different day. Or they'll just make time. People aren't actually all that busy!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2018, 11:41:18 PM
Yeah. Real talk I almost got a piece from this fine ass African woman from Detroit a couple of years ago. Ghetto ass, big ol titties on a small frame, tatted up, hot as fuck. We were sending lewd pics back and forth. She was at her most interested when I was all coy. The moment I tried to get my rocks off first via text before the main event she shut down. Never again. Well. Maybe not never again, I get too saucy sometimes and trip over my shoelaces. But you get the picture.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 18, 2018, 11:47:12 PM
post the lewd pics  :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2018, 11:50:27 PM
Don't have em anymore but I'll never forget that faded butterfly tat over half a pound of roast beef
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 18, 2018, 11:55:02 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2018, 11:41:18 PM
Yeah. Real talk I almost got a piece from this fine ass African woman from Detroit a couple of years ago. Ghetto ass, big ol titties on a small frame, tatted up, hot as fuck. We were sending lewd pics back and forth. She was at her most interested when I was all coy. The moment I tried to get my rocks off first via text before the main event she shut down. Never again. Well. Maybe not never again, I get too saucy sometimes and trip over my shoelaces. But you get the picture.
Apparently, we don't.
 :comeon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 19, 2018, 12:51:43 AM
Quote from: Atramental on April 18, 2018, 09:04:41 PM
https://imgur.com/a/AgfLLgh

I think I’m in with the chubby girl.  :doge

edit: or she’s fucking with me

I highly doubt she's fucking with you, dude. She's (seemingly) being upfront about looking for NSA sex.

That said:

Quote from: Shostakovich on April 18, 2018, 11:38:50 PM
When people are actually interested in hanging out, even if they're busy on the suggested day, they'll offer a different day. Or they'll just make time. People aren't actually all that busy!

This is also something to consider. If she doesn't get back with you by Friday, just cut your losses. But I'm not thinking she's fucking with you if she actually gets back to you about another day. That said, I don't think suggesting Friday after she said Saturday didn't work was the way to go. You could've said "what is the best day without any problem(s)/work works for you?" If she's serious, she'd actually give something like that (though this is gay life talking, take with hetero salt on that) a response.

Who knows, though. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 19, 2018, 12:54:57 AM
OKcupid is getting a more odd crowd nowadays I feel. Juggalo girl with a daddy/brat kink looking for her redneck Romeo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 19, 2018, 12:56:08 AM
Quote from: mormapope on April 19, 2018, 12:54:57 AM
OKcupid is getting a more odd crowd nowadays I feel. Juggalo girl with a daddy/brat kink looking for her redneck Romeo.

Now? :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 19, 2018, 03:11:57 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 19, 2018, 12:51:43 AM
That said, I don't think suggesting Friday after she said Saturday didn't work was the way to go. You could've said "what is the best day without any problem(s)/work works for you?"
Hellllll no. This really puts the other person on the spot and doesn't let them save face. If you ask someone this, they either have to give you a real time, be forced to awkwardly turn you down, or just ghost you entirely.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 19, 2018, 03:31:40 AM
It's not sociopathy. It's the same level of awkward as asking someone why they're not interested in you. Just read the damn signal!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2018, 03:36:51 AM
Asking what date works for them is a very hot potato move, in that the hot potato is now in their hands. If theyre incapable of making a choice after that its time to walk away. They were never serious about taking things offline, at least with you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2018, 03:41:47 AM
I love how between our responses it runs the gambit between cynical and understanding (mine being cynical)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 19, 2018, 03:47:13 AM
It's not going to go like that. If she's actually interested, last message will be "Can't do Saturday, how about _". They're not going to leave you hanging, especially when they're the ones with the scheduling conflicts. Here's a way more common example I see:

*Decent conversation, then out of nowhere*
"You free Friday to get coffee or something?"
"I'm busy Friday, sorry."
"How about Saturday?"
*girl ghosts forever*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on April 19, 2018, 03:57:13 AM
Why don't you just say that you're interested in meeting them and if you seem to be the coolest dude they've found, to give you a call so you can do something this weekend?

It's being honest, direct, and there's no pressure if they don't get back to ya. You're both probably gonna be swiping and fapping on Sunday night but this way, no one comes off as a sensitive bitch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 19, 2018, 03:58:44 AM
I actually agree with shartsta. Should have told that fat bitch "Enjoy your weekend!" like she didn't just tell you she was working. Then don't reply to anything else she has to say unless it was about meeting up on another day. And even then make her dumbass wait for an answer.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on April 19, 2018, 03:59:22 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on April 19, 2018, 03:11:57 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 19, 2018, 12:51:43 AM
That said, I don't think suggesting Friday after she said Saturday didn't work was the way to go. You could've said "what is the best day without any problem(s)/work works for you?"
Hellllll no. This really puts the other person on the spot and doesn't let them save face. If you ask someone this, they either have to give you a real time, be forced to awkwardly turn you down, or just ghost you entirely.

That's the whole point! You need to find out if they want to actually go on a date or if they're wasting your time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2018, 04:02:18 AM
Naming a specific date and being shot down isn't the end of things. Some people are bad at following up. Thats when you open up the calendar book and say, if you're interested let me know what works. If nothing works in the foreseeable future take the hint.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 09:59:03 AM
Well, I'm already exhausted from this week anyways.

Guess I'll just sit at home and try motivating myself to draw for the umpteenth time.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 10:42:01 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 19, 2018, 12:51:43 AM
Quote from: Atramental on April 18, 2018, 09:04:41 PM
https://imgur.com/a/AgfLLgh

I think I’m in with the chubby girl.  :doge

edit: or she’s fucking with me

I highly doubt she's fucking with you, dude. She's (seemingly) being upfront about looking for NSA sex.

That said:

Quote from: Shostakovich on April 18, 2018, 11:38:50 PM
When people are actually interested in hanging out, even if they're busy on the suggested day, they'll offer a different day. Or they'll just make time. People aren't actually all that busy!

This is also something to consider. If she doesn't get back with you by Friday, just cut your losses. But I'm not thinking she's fucking with you if she actually gets back to you about another day. That said, I don't think suggesting Friday after she said Saturday didn't work was the way to go. You could've said "what is the best day without any problem(s)/work works for you?" If she's serious, she'd actually give something like that (though this is gay life talking, take with hetero salt on that) a response.

Who knows, though. :yeshrug
I don't know if gay men do this but hetero women do things called "shit tests" where they'll say something and then gage your reaction. And if they don't like how you react they'll drop you like a bag of shit.

So that "I'm looking for a low key FWBs" was most likely a shit test to see if I'm just a fuccboi and boy did I come across as a fuccboi.  :doge


edit: Also, I remember when I was on a 2nd date with this one girl and she asked if I could see myself being a stay at home dad and I said "yeah, maybe" and then she said "UH! Wrong answer." she was wanting me to say no.  :doge

Fuck women. Seriously. There's always some ploy or unwritten rules that you're dealing with and you have to be psychic (or lucky) to read into their shit or you're fucked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 19, 2018, 10:58:21 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on April 19, 2018, 03:11:57 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 19, 2018, 12:51:43 AM
That said, I don't think suggesting Friday after she said Saturday didn't work was the way to go. You could've said "what is the best day without any problem(s)/work works for you?"
Hellllll no. This really puts the other person on the spot and doesn't let them save face. If you ask someone this, they either have to give you a real time, be forced to awkwardly turn you down, or just ghost you entirely.

Fuck "saving face." If they are DTF, they are DTF and either want to make plans or don't. "What days work for you" is a neutral question and if they can't answer it, you're better off jumping to the next one. Asking "Friday?" "No, I got work then." "Saturday? Sunday?" is desperate and doesn't put them on the spot of giving an actual fucking answer.

Quote from: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 10:42:01 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 19, 2018, 12:51:43 AM
Quote from: Atramental on April 18, 2018, 09:04:41 PM
https://imgur.com/a/AgfLLgh

I think I’m in with the chubby girl.  :doge

edit: or she’s fucking with me

I highly doubt she's fucking with you, dude. She's (seemingly) being upfront about looking for NSA sex.

That said:

Quote from: Shostakovich on April 18, 2018, 11:38:50 PM
When people are actually interested in hanging out, even if they're busy on the suggested day, they'll offer a different day. Or they'll just make time. People aren't actually all that busy!

This is also something to consider. If she doesn't get back with you by Friday, just cut your losses. But I'm not thinking she's fucking with you if she actually gets back to you about another day. That said, I don't think suggesting Friday after she said Saturday didn't work was the way to go. You could've said "what is the best day without any problem(s)/work works for you?" If she's serious, she'd actually give something like that (though this is gay life talking, take with hetero salt on that) a response.

Who knows, though. :yeshrug
I don't know if gay men do this but hetero women do things called "shit tests" where they'll say something and then gage your reaction. And if they don't like how you react they'll drop you like a bag of shit.

So that "I'm looking for a low key FWBs" was most likely a shit test to see if I'm just a fuccboi and boy did I come across as a fuccboi.  :doge

You didn't come off as a fuccboi for anything other than saying "Saturday" right after. If she's going to kick the tires and hmm and haww about your suitability of putting your dick in her, she's not worth the bother.

You heteros need to get the fuck over yourselves and be direct with each other. If you're wanting to fuck and the other person is attractive, don't fucking beat around the bush. If you're wanting to date, fucking say it.

Jesus Christ, I really worry about the future of the species if something simple as "hey, I think you're hot. Are you DTF" (not as direct though) is something that is world-shattering ending for the other person to deal with.

And pulling the "I'm looking to fuck" card and then going "well, maybe not with you lol" is a total bitch move and people should not do that to the other person. If you're wanting to fuck casually and you fucking match with that person, be committed to doing that. Don't fucking toss it out as a "purity test" on your fucking virtue. It isn't the 1700's anymore, men don't have to slap each other with a white glove and then shoot each other in a duel for the prospect of fucking breeding you, women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 11:05:29 AM
You can't be too direct or you'll scare them off.
You can't be too indirect or you'll bore them/make it seem like you're not interested.

You have to find that fucking thin margin between directness & indirectness.
And it's such a giant fucking chore each and every time because each girl has a different threshold.

edit: I guess the only good thing I got out of that interaction is 3 bars in Asheville that I've never been to before.
So next time I'm up there I'll be sure to get pissed drunk at each one.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on April 19, 2018, 11:10:14 AM
Quote from: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 11:05:29 AM
You can't be too direct or you'll scare them off.
You can't be too indirect or you'll bore them/make it seem like you're not interested.

You have to find that fucking thin margin between directness & indirectness.
And it's such a giant fucking chore each and every time because each girl has a different threshold.

You're ignoring my point. We're in the age of smart-phones. You can swipe left/right on peoples images if you think they're attractive/okay-ish or not. If you two match, throwing out the "well, I'm looking for friends with benefits" card out promptly and then not committing to a date is a weak-ass move. Don't do that shit to each other as a "purity test." If you heteros are looking to fuck and match with the other person, be committed. Her line about looking for a FwB situation means being direct about a possible date in the future is an ok response, fuck what Shosta says about that. She is open to that possibility, she should commit to it or fucking hold her tongue on it("FwB" card).

You heteros need to get with the program in regards to Grindr-isms: If you're looking to fuck, you're using the app(s) to look for a fuck quickly. If you're not doing that, don't fucking bait the other person and get the fuck off the app in that case (though in this case, Tindr is used for more than quick fucks... so... :yeshrug ).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 19, 2018, 11:13:07 AM
I don't think gay guys know anything about what straight dating is like :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 11:17:45 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 19, 2018, 11:10:14 AM
Quote from: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 11:05:29 AM
You can't be too direct or you'll scare them off.
You can't be too indirect or you'll bore them/make it seem like you're not interested.

You have to find that fucking thin margin between directness & indirectness.
And it's such a giant fucking chore each and every time because each girl has a different threshold.

You're ignoring my point. We're in the age of smart-phones. You can swipe left/right on peoples images if you think they're attractive/okay-ish or not. If you two match, throwing out the "well, I'm looking for friends with benefits" card out promptly and then not committing to a date is a weak-ass move. Don't do that shit to each other as a "purity test." If you heteros are looking to fuck and match with the other person, be committed. Her line about looking for a FwB situation means being direct about a possible date in the future is an ok response, fuck what Shosta says about that. She is open to that possibility, she should commit to it or fucking hold her tongue on it("FwB" card).

You heteros need to get with the program in regards to Grindr-isms: If you're looking to fuck, you're using the app(s) to look for a fuck quickly. If you're not doing that, don't fucking bait the other person and get the fuck off the app in that case (though in this case, Tindr is used for more than quick fucks... so... :yeshrug ).
You're preaching to the choir here.

You're not going to change millions of years of evolution when it comes to hetero women's behavior by telling them "Just be promiscuous like gay men".

They are the main selectors in the natural selection equation.
 
If they (excluding sex workers & pornstars because they have their own issues) can't see themselves (consciously or unconsciously) having your kids they're not gonna fuck you.
And it doesn't matter if they're on the pill or not. It's sooo fucking engrained in their psyche that if there's a .0001% chance that they could get pregnant off your seed they're not gonna even bother with your shit.

Quote from: Shostakovich on April 19, 2018, 11:13:07 AM
I don't think gay guys know anything about what straight dating is like :P
They have no fucking idea.

Hetero and homo dating are fucking night and day.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 19, 2018, 11:27:17 AM
I think what timu is saying is that someone on Tinder is already looking to get it so pressing really hard is the natural thing to so. But women's entire lives, if they're actually any attractive, is getting hit on by every man they encounter, all the time, from puberty until they're old and dusty, so even something like getting a fwb is like a delicate peacock dance. One wrong move socially can shut an entire situation down. It's that fragile. Gay people aren't like this!

But anyway all I was saying was that I think in general if someone says they're busy without telling you when they're not, you're done and they already decided. You can take a shot but expect to be ghosted or disappointed.

also we should move on from this dumb subject
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 19, 2018, 11:29:22 AM
Biology, culture, social status, status of wealth, these are things that don't necessarily influence why we wanna date or fuck someone. But those all influence attraction. Life experiences, pain, joy, everything influences how attractive people are to you.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 19, 2018, 11:45:43 AM
Honestly, in reading these things it seems like online/app dating is impossible for a guy. I'd not even try. You're dealing with people wanting perfection because they can toss out candidates until they get someone that matches that perception. When you're in front of someone you cut them some slack because you're also putting yourself on the line. Whereas it seems like with online dating you're going into someone's royal court.

Also, I saw this, and while I'm not a fan of "conversation tips" (you're either good at it or not) there are some good tricks I use in this
(http://i.imgur.com/S8LhCpj.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 19, 2018, 12:10:25 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8bMgbjp.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 12:23:38 PM
So true, toku. So true.  :mjcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 02:33:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/wja9uOh.png)

Jesus fucking christ. Finally.  :doge

edit: Her threshold for directness is high due to her being obviously attracted to me. /autism
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 19, 2018, 02:47:45 PM
Well at least you keep at it.

You're the best around.

No ones going to keep you down.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 02:50:47 PM
Now time to take her out for Indian.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just kidding.  :lol
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 19, 2018, 05:45:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 11:17:45 AM
Hetero and homo dating are fucking night and day.

I'm telling you, just let some guy go to town on your ass.  What's the harm?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 06:41:27 PM
Alecia has gone silent (4 hours ago) as soon as I brought up dinner plans.  :foxx :beli

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 19, 2018, 05:45:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 11:17:45 AM
Hetero and homo dating are fucking night and day.

I'm telling you, just let some guy go to town on your ass.  What's the harm?
AIDs, ostracization from family, "wizard sleeve-ing" of the rectum, etc.  :nope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on April 19, 2018, 07:09:02 PM
Alecia seems either a bit tipsy or a huge dork who just tried out dating for the first time. Either way, that shows two things:

1) There is a bias in your sample set as there is a large number of people who will try it out but have no idea what the accepted social behavior in online dating is.

2) You'd actually get laid regularly in real life.

Honestly, I think outside of shy dudes that were late bloomers and fat chicks, very few people are "veteran" at online dating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 08:01:18 PM
Well, I guess I'm binge drinking this Friday.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 19, 2018, 08:13:31 PM
Bar food
 :mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 08:13:57 PM
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/learner-english/out-on-the-town

Quote
enjoying yourself in bars, restaurants, etc in the evening
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 08:32:36 PM
She messaged me back and says Sunday will work.  :whatsthedeal

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't want to think about what she's doing Friday and Saturday tho.  :goty2
[close]

edit: Also, the Italian restaurant will be closed then but the Indian restaurant will be open... so curry it is.  :doge

edit2: So now I have to wait for Sunday to arrive and hope that not getting black out drunk on Friday was a good move.  :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 19, 2018, 09:54:26 PM
What kind of Italian restaurant is closed Sunday?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 09:56:03 PM
One that's in the south.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on April 19, 2018, 09:59:11 PM
On the 7th day, there will be no spaghetti and meataballza, there will be a hefty plate of Jesussssus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2018, 09:59:12 PM
Just dont balk when she invites you up for coffee on a Sunday night cause you have work in the am. You fawkin take the hit, get your dick wet and run on an hour of sleep.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 10:02:18 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2018, 09:59:12 PM
Just dont balk when she invites you up for coffee on a Sunday night cause you have work in the am. You fawkin take the hit, get your dick wet and run on an hour of sleep.
It looks like she lives near downtown (which is where I work) so if push came to shove I could sleep at her place and then easily get to work on time in the morning.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 19, 2018, 10:03:22 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2018, 09:59:12 PM
Just dont balk when she invites you up for coffee on a Sunday night cause you have work in the am. You fawkin take the hit, get your dick wet and run on an hour of sleep.

Pussy over sleep on a sunday night before work  :mueller

Ah, what it is to be of that age.  There was a time i used to take an hour bus ride through some dangerous parts just to get the beak polished. No more, no sir. Fuck that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 19, 2018, 10:23:58 PM
Man, you are fucking annoying.  Go away
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 20, 2018, 02:43:53 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 19, 2018, 10:23:58 PM
Man, you are fucking annoying.  Go away
It's funny, all the gays in here stick together.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2018, 02:51:56 AM
birds of a feather beak together  :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 20, 2018, 11:39:04 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on April 20, 2018, 02:43:53 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 19, 2018, 10:23:58 PM
Man, you are fucking annoying.  Go away
It's funny, all the gays in here stick together.  :doge
This is surprising? What site do you think you're on? :comeon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 20, 2018, 01:13:39 PM
Assimilate sure is a misnomer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 20, 2018, 02:31:27 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on April 20, 2018, 01:13:39 PM
Assimilate sure is a misnomer

My bad. Put it in my butt.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 20, 2018, 02:39:51 PM
Jack’s right tho, suggesting dinner after saying out on the town wasn’t the best play. Out on the town sounds like informal party time, dinner sounds stuffy then in that context 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on April 20, 2018, 02:41:07 PM
Always do drinks before hand everyone gets drunker on an empty stomach

Duh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 20, 2018, 02:45:10 PM
Quote from: Huff on April 20, 2018, 02:41:07 PM
Always do drinks before hand everyone gets drunker on an empty stomach

Duh
Drinks on a first date at a calm bar or lounge is always the best course of action i'd say.

The worst is movies. Why the fuck would you go to a movie on your first date? I never understood that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 20, 2018, 05:37:14 PM
The real advice is to shut up and stop worrying. You got a yes. That's great.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 20, 2018, 05:39:01 PM
he can still stop at a bar after
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 20, 2018, 05:40:10 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on April 20, 2018, 05:39:01 PM
he can still stop at a bar after
That's what I usually do if dinner goes well.

There's plenty of bars that are walking distance from that restaurant.

I just gotta make sure not to get too sauced or I become a cartoon character version of myself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 20, 2018, 05:52:27 PM
Make sure to nut inside her so she won’t leave you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on April 21, 2018, 04:48:21 AM
Go to the bar first then if it's going well go get some food.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 21, 2018, 06:55:49 AM
Heh tried OKCupid and I like it. People seems more normal (by my standard) probably because the profile is more complete. All the other ones I tried beforehand seemed overly tilted to higher middle class types who did horse riding on the regular and back from their some dime out of a dozen exotic trip. Also being able to message someone at least once even in the free version. I guess the pool is smaller over here (it's less popular than in the US) but certainly more than enough for me.

Also I discover the word sapiosexual and it sounds like a wee bit pretentious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 21, 2018, 11:21:57 AM
Quote from: Exodust on April 21, 2018, 07:31:38 AM
sapiosexual is a word that only exists in women's dating profiles.

"I like intelligent people", who doesn't ? Reads more like flaunting your own ego.
Other words I  :doge at : epicurism, zebra, Myers-Briggs denominations, yoga.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on April 21, 2018, 11:52:44 AM
1. always bar instead of dinner for a 1st run duh

2. "sapiosexual" is the new "if you can't love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" for low-key sloots to drop in profiles
Quote from: Mupepe on April 20, 2018, 05:52:27 PM
Make sure to nut inside her so she won’t leave you.
worked for me :success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 21, 2018, 12:19:35 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 21, 2018, 11:52:44 AM
1. always bar instead of dinner for a 1st run duh

2. "sapiosexual" is the new "if you can't love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" for low-key sloots to drop in profiles
Quote from: Mupepe on April 20, 2018, 05:52:27 PM
Make sure to nut inside her so she won’t leave you.
worked for me :success

That's what she wants you to think.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 12:39:10 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on April 19, 2018, 08:12:49 PM
You said “out on the town”, then suggested dinner. Should have suggested a bar.

Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on April 21, 2018, 04:48:21 AM
Go to the bar first then if it's going well go get some food.
Every time I brought up getting drinks instead of food I would get deafening silence in return.

I’ve had more luck with suggesting dinner dates.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 21, 2018, 01:16:05 PM
More random dumb musings from a small sample :

- Asian women barely seem to smoke. I weed out most non tobacco smokers (for their sake, not because there's anything wrong with it) and that's already a severe limiting filter of a kind.
- "I love super heroes movies" PASS. Self professed geeks too (except for that super cute one, don't smoke tho), that's how much I hate myself.
- OkCupid matching percentages, not sure how they weight that.
- The Wire gets mentioned way too often. Wes Anderson and Stefan Zweig quite a bit too.
- Add to the pile of clichés "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" & "Partner in crime".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on April 21, 2018, 01:17:21 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on April 21, 2018, 12:19:35 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 21, 2018, 11:52:44 AM
1. always bar instead of dinner for a 1st run duh

2. "sapiosexual" is the new "if you can't love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" for low-key sloots to drop in profiles
Quote from: Mupepe on April 20, 2018, 05:52:27 PM
Make sure to nut inside her so she won’t leave you.
worked for me :success

That's what she wants you to think.
well if she wants any of my military retirement guap she's stuck with me for at least 8 more years :ufup @ wife.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on April 21, 2018, 01:18:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 12:39:10 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on April 19, 2018, 08:12:49 PM
You said “out on the town”, then suggested dinner. Should have suggested a bar.

Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on April 21, 2018, 04:48:21 AM
Go to the bar first then if it's going well go get some food.
Every time I brought up getting drinks instead of food I would get deafening silence in return.

I’ve had more luck with suggesting dinner dates.
luck as in busted nuts? cuz that's the only metric you should be tracking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 21, 2018, 01:28:26 PM
some of you read the bio/sections part?

 :donot


is she attractive or not? because nothing else matters on the first step.


EDIT:
Quote
would you fuck her or not? because nothing else matters on the first step.
Self-correction.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 21, 2018, 01:49:02 PM
You should know two steps verification is the superior method...
I mean it's not mutually exclusive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 02:01:57 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on April 21, 2018, 01:16:05 PM
- Add to the pile of clichés "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" & "Partner in crime".
Certain clichés seem to be regional.

In the southeastern US there's:

-"I'm not superstitious, just a little stitious"
-"Just a Pam looking for my Jim." That's an instant left swipe for me.
-"I love Jesus but I cuss (or drink) a little."
-"God is #1" "God, Family, Friends"
-"If anyone asks, we met at church"
-"Southern Belle"
-"Looking for a southern gentleman"
-"Dog mom" "My dog needs a father figure."
-"Not DTF/NO HOOKUPS!!!"
-"Fatter in person/Uglier in person."
-"I love to have fun/laugh" who the fuck doesn't? dumbass.
-"Don't waste my time" but you'll gladly waste mine. Pass.
-"Venmo me $5 dollars and see what happens"
-"Single mom to 3 angels."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 21, 2018, 02:06:54 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 02:08:55 PM
And people think I'm crazy for wanting to move.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 02:18:36 PM
A money transfer app.

Roasties mainly use it for e-begging.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 02:22:39 PM
Another one that I absolutely hate is "don't message me if you can't hold a conversation."

And then they put little to no effort in their responses when I ask detailed questions.

It's just 2 to 3 word sentences.

"umm yeah."
"I guess so."
"i dunno maybe."

Fucking infuriating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 21, 2018, 02:29:02 PM
Tinder should only be a supplement to dating and not the main way to get girls.  I'd tear out my hair if I had to depend on it to meet girls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 02:29:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kBCE9iM.png)

*Whew* this one seriously hates fuckboys.

"this point in my life." Road the cock carousel in her early 20s and now she's looking for a nice wagecuck husband?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 21, 2018, 02:39:11 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 02:29:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kBCE9iM.png)

*Whew* this one seriously hates fuckboys.

"this point in my life." Road the cock carousel in her early 20s and now she's looking for a nice wagecuck husband?

Nothing more sexy than ay yo the clock is ticking on my ovaries nicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on April 21, 2018, 02:45:26 PM
You’re too picky. She’s hot swipe right
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 21, 2018, 03:01:49 PM
72 miles in the big country ain’t shit eurodork #maga
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 03:01:55 PM
I've already swiped through all the profiles within a 40 mile radius.

Probably be a good time reboot my account but I'm still waiting on Alecia to confirm that we're still -officially- down for Sunday.  :doge

Sure she said yes but I've gone through this song and dance before. "yes" and then on the day of "oh, I have some family coming into town. I can't make it." or they just ghost.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 21, 2018, 03:34:13 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on April 21, 2018, 01:16:05 PM
- Add to the pile of clichés "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" & "Partner in crime".

Damn man, those cliches really transcend languages/cultures ("dog mom" and "I love to laugh" are others I saw a lot)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 21, 2018, 04:13:04 PM
I'm sure that they think it's cute and quirky but "dog mom" is just sad and the fact that they don't know how sad it is makes it even more sad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 21, 2018, 04:13:57 PM
Loving your pets is sad? You've probably never had a pet, then.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 04:15:26 PM
OWH has a weiner dog.

I myself have a pic of my cat in my profile but I don't have "cat dad" in my profile.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 21, 2018, 04:18:21 PM
Well yeah, because that's gay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 21, 2018, 04:39:01 PM
Referring to your pets as children is always a bit much. My mom says say hi to your big brother to the main coon in reference to me when I'm over and in my head I'm always like jesus christ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on April 21, 2018, 05:37:21 PM
pets aren't people and shouldn't be treated as such. if you don't believe me try nursing a cat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 05:48:21 PM
Alecia unmatched. Welp.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 21, 2018, 05:50:09 PM
American girls are the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST.

There may not be worse anywhere in the world.

-entitled
-smug
-snobby
-arrogant
-ignorant

Overall double standard cunts, really. I feel bad for some of you that have no other choice.


Quote from: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 05:48:21 PM
Alecia unmatched. Welp.  :doge
Was that the chic you were supposed to go on a date with?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 05:51:55 PM
Yes.

edit: Well, I'm going to go shave and shower, finish up some work, and maybe go downtown to get a couple of drinks or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 21, 2018, 05:52:42 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 05:48:21 PM
Alecia unmatched. Welp.  :doge
online dating isn't for you. Try bars or your friends. If you really want to keep trying tinder, change up your pictures, look better, work on your social skills. Ask this thread for advice.

And don't put your eggs in one basket. Love is a happy accident.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 21, 2018, 05:53:47 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 05:51:55 PM
Yes.

Dude, next time if a girl agrees to a date or whatever say ok cool it's a date and then on the day don't even bother messaging them. It's so dumb but it's a game you have to play.

You show too much interest early on and it's an instant turnoff to them
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 21, 2018, 05:55:06 PM
Coming at it like you're playing a game is a little too hyper macho imo but there's a lot to be said about being more chill. Dinner is not chill. Getting a drink is chill.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 21, 2018, 05:56:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 05:48:21 PM
Alecia unmatched. Welp.  :doge

This is how Final Fantasy villians are born
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 21, 2018, 05:57:19 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on April 21, 2018, 05:55:06 PM
Coming at it like you're playing a game is a little too hyper macho imo but there's a lot to be said about being more chill. Dinner is not chill. Getting a drink is chill.

playing the game or being chill, whatever you want to call it. It's the same thing, just different motives behind it. She doesn't know you are playing a game, that's the point. It's mysterious, you're keeping her interested because she doesn't know what your deal is. Girls get creeped out by overly aggressive guys that are too interested in the beginning.

When you truly don't care, and are actually chill, that's the best approach but some guys can't do that so they should fake it the best they can.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on April 21, 2018, 06:06:11 PM
it's pretty easy dude. you just have to care but not care too much while signaling in all of your communication that you actually do care just enough to know that she wants you to want to act like you care too much but with enough self-awareness to be chill about how much you care.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 06:26:01 PM
 :rofl

You’re right to some degree. There is kind of a balancing act to it all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 21, 2018, 06:29:56 PM
Now its time to recreate your profile. Make it exactly the same but with an oversized prop moustache. Reach out to Alecia again but instead of suggesting a mature Sunday dinner tell her you'll take her to Dave & Buster on Saturday before giving her that long dick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 21, 2018, 06:39:25 PM
That's cold Arta, but that's also just the reality of tinder. Do you have any friends you can go out on the weekends. Not to find women, but just to have fun? Dance and get drunk? Maybe have fun for you and maybe women will happen to come your way. Leaving it to chance sounds stupid and shitty but I feel like you plan too much and put all this perpetration and thought behind something that is so pointless and disposable as tinder. Now you talking about this stuff as a game and other nonsense. I haven't had any luck on my end either, but just going out and having fun, not worrying about women I think has been an improvement.


Until my next rage session.

But I have had more success. I've noticed women noticing me more and that's cool. Now I fumble there, but maybe next year is when I work on my interaction skills.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2018, 07:01:13 PM
Just start hitting on women in your daily life. Your online shit should be secondary to you trying to bag girls in real life. It’s a lot easier to read people when you can see their immediate reactions and so it’s a lot easier to learn.  You don’t have to go full creep. Just start conversations with cashiers, waitresses, whoever. Make them laugh, flirt with them and then walk away 90% of the time. If it is going really well actually ask them out. But just get some IRL experience.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 07:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 21, 2018, 06:39:25 PM
That's cold Arta, but that's also just the reality of tinder. Do you have any friends you can go out on the weekends. Not to find women, but just to have fun? Dance and get drunk? Maybe have fun for you and maybe women will happen to come your way. Leaving it to chance sounds stupid and shitty but I feel like you plan too much and put all this perpetration and thought behind something that is so pointless and disposable as tinder. Now you talking about this stuff as a game and other nonsense. I haven't had any luck on my end either, but just going out and having fun, not worrying about women I think has been an improvement.


Until my next rage session.

But I have had more success. I've noticed women noticing me more and that's cool. Now I fumble there, but maybe next year is when I work on my interaction skills.
I really only have two friends that I hang out with regularly (once a month or once every 2 months). One lives about 35 miles away and the other has an unpredictable work schedule. We don't really drink/go clubbing. One has given up alcohol entirely due to his alcoholism and the other is more of a stoner type.

At least it's something though. I remember during my BJU days and then shortly after graduating from USC Upstate I went through this long period of having nothing but internet friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 21, 2018, 07:34:45 PM
Become a regular at some bar. You'll make friends that way and also develop a healthy drinking habit to keep your mind off dating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 07:35:50 PM
Well, a drinking habit is kinda expensive for me at the moment. (I guess dating would be as well)

Half of my money got sucked out of my bank account due to taxes.  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 21, 2018, 07:48:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 07:26:23 PM

At least it's something though. I remember during my BJU days and then shortly after graduating from USC Upstate I went through this long period of having nothing but internet friends.

Wait, you went to USC, you live in cali and you're having trouble meeting people out?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 07:49:55 PM
University of South Carolina Upstate

And I'm pretty sure our USC was founded first.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 21, 2018, 07:59:14 PM
Quote from: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 07:49:55 PM
University of South Carolina Upstate

And I'm pretty sure our USC was founded first.  :doge
my bad, missed the upstate part.

never mind....

South Carolina

 :trigger
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 21, 2018, 10:21:25 PM
Fuck that bitch, you're better than her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 21, 2018, 10:26:33 PM
The solution is obviously clear y'all. Pull a Mac. Fuck a 40 yo cooze at a dive. New mommy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 10:43:56 PM
I think the main issue is that we're not Jim Halpert.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 21, 2018, 10:54:56 PM
Just look at a pretty stranger from across the room with an expression like something awkward just happened. Bowl cut optional.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tehjaybo on April 21, 2018, 11:13:59 PM
I kinda feel like getting some Chinese food.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 22, 2018, 08:33:37 PM
Quote from: tehjaybo on April 21, 2018, 11:13:59 PM
I kinda feel like getting some Chinese food.

Yesterday, I had cumin lamb from this new Szechuan place that opened in town and it was incredible... :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 24, 2018, 07:05:34 PM
Now that I've deleted tinder again for the 100th time I'm going to frequent some different bars in my area each weekend and get the "lay of the land" so to speak.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on April 24, 2018, 09:38:22 PM
No brewery in the area? That’s the new hot thing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 24, 2018, 09:44:56 PM
Quote from: Huff on April 24, 2018, 09:38:22 PM
No brewery in the area? That’s the new hot thing

Also local wineries
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on April 24, 2018, 10:44:29 PM
I used to ride solo to breweries all the time and spend hours out

Dunno if wineries have the same feel
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 24, 2018, 10:50:12 PM
But you know what they have at breweries? Beer.  :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 24, 2018, 10:52:14 PM
Yeah, due to my gluten allergy/sensitivity I can't really drink much beer anymore.  :(

And gluten free beer isn't that common and the ones I've tried are kinda meh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 24, 2018, 10:53:25 PM
Cider tho 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 26, 2018, 09:12:55 PM
Don't give up, everyone. You'll find the one in time

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 26, 2018, 09:59:58 PM
Never Scat but theres a sweet and sour titillation to cakefarts. Like seeing a homeless dude slice up a beautiful work of art. I guess I still have a moral bottom to work towards to reach scat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 27, 2018, 12:53:23 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 27, 2018, 02:37:56 AM
I saw before you edited  :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 27, 2018, 09:33:56 AM
Did I miss Beb's dick pic? :brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 27, 2018, 10:58:22 AM
It looked like a very muscular gundam
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 27, 2018, 12:15:01 PM
fuck. wrong thread.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on April 27, 2018, 12:52:20 PM
i too posted in the wrong thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 29, 2018, 03:14:23 AM
At last, mutual match :rejoice She did hit the button in the middle of the night so she was probably pissed  :lol
With an intense sounding expat. Guess we'll see how things flow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 29, 2018, 01:13:07 PM
She's reading forty non fiction books a year too. Will be on the lookout for a Chairman Meow avatar  :doge

Edit : she unmatched.  :lol :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 30, 2018, 12:16:58 AM
bizarre shit but i'm dating a girl i can't figure out if i'm the one that actually doesn't like her, if she's the one that doesn't like me or if we don't actually like each other. something is off.

However, we're still dating  :idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 30, 2018, 12:37:07 AM
Relationship of convenience. If you do it right, eventually you'll look forward to finding new ways to piss her off out of spite.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 30, 2018, 08:35:54 AM
you'll probably end up married to her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 30, 2018, 10:17:52 AM
Yeah. Be careful with that shit. Comfort <> Love.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 30, 2018, 12:27:54 PM
I've gone through the whole convenience and comfort thing before. It definitely has that aspect, it's beneficial for me right now in some ways and for her as well. So yeah it's tricky.

There's a big IF hanging over my life right now. I may actually get a job 100% remote where i can stay wherever i want and that is hanging over my head.... i can easily stay by the beach and my god the amount of women that would be rolling through.... do i really need someone bitching at me all the time? do i have to live up to some other persons expectations? Or can i continuously just live like a 20something year old bachelor for the rest of my life?

Is marriage for fools that need the convenience? these are questions and doubts i am having. I don't see a single male that is married say "man my life is wonderful"  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 30, 2018, 12:32:44 PM
Man, my married life is wonderful.**

** = Note: I am one of maybe 5 guys I know that can say that out of the dozens I know that are married.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 30, 2018, 12:41:19 PM
My life is wonderful and we'll be 9 years married in September. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on April 30, 2018, 12:59:58 PM
do they feel the same?

last time i had a friend tell me he was happy and content in his marriage she left him shortly after  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 02, 2018, 03:57:02 AM
I'm already jaded about online dating. Nothing too original I guess. Makes you hyper aware that you're not unique and neither are any profile you're reading (grinding through thousands of samey bios has been a non ending existential crisis). Like everyone I thought it would ease the first steps but it's just a giant market and a cut throat one. My photos are pretty shit so maybe it's on me but on the other hand it seems incredibly phoney to make more tailored to that purpose. I'll probably never fuck that occasional colleague I fancy but at least I can barrage her with terrible jokes, it's more enjoyable than hundreds of wipes.

I guess I just need to work at getting my life straight, do charity work (it's on the way), pick up a sport and find a hip bar nearby (though honestly I sort of dread becoming a drunk pillar creepily gazing at gals). I'll probably keep the OkCupid profile up for a couple of weeks just in case one of my messages connect.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 02, 2018, 12:51:55 PM
Time spent enjoying yourself is never time wasted, bless up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 02, 2018, 01:46:08 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on April 30, 2018, 12:59:58 PM
do they feel the same?

last time i had a friend tell me he was happy and content in his marriage she left him shortly after  :doge
Obviously I can't speak for my wife's feelings. Of course, I'd expect her to say yes, but that's really not up to me to say. And I'm sure there's plenty of people that feel they have a great relationship while their partner doesn't feel the same way. That being said, you do sorta get the "spidey sense" for these people that are one sided.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2018, 02:10:46 PM
I have a ring lined up  :doge :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 02, 2018, 02:33:57 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on May 02, 2018, 01:07:23 PM
Meh.  Comfort is better than nothing.

Cold comfort is better than nothing.
I disagree. Cold comfort doesn't come for free. There's a huge opportunity cost. You're essentially giving up possible opportunities to find a true comfort. My bro is in this trap. He's like "It's bad, but better than being alone" I don't agree. You're trapped in a non-optimal position and giving up possible better situations to do so. I get the fear that there wont be a better situation, and that's true in some cases, but you can't say for sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 02, 2018, 02:53:53 PM
I guess that's true if you consider not completely satisfied better than being single.  I think I'd rather be single than always wishing I had something else.  If I was single at least I could be fucking fat chicks on an island off the coast of Costa Rica.  Truly spectacular.  I'd spare no expense.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 02, 2018, 03:11:38 PM
Yeah, I guess that it comes down to personality. I'd rather have nothing and work towards what I want than to settle with something that I was complacent with, even if that means I never get there. I'd rather try and fail and know I at least tried than to be caught in a "What if I had acted?" scenario.

Everyone is in different places and have different factors in their decisions. I'm just in the camp of better to have tried and failed camp.

Note: I wasn't always like this. I was in that complacent space and really tried to hold on to it. But now I'm definitely on the other side. The loneliness/slog of being where you're just "comfortable" is too high a price for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 02, 2018, 03:16:06 PM
I'm gonna hold out for the hyper realistic sex bots or a VR body suit, at this point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 03, 2018, 04:52:48 AM
More online dating french buzzwords : "attachiante" who contracts "attachante" et "chiante" and that I would approximate to "adornagle" or "cu(n)te".

I have learned that women love to laugh, party, eat, listen, travel, read and go to the cinema.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on May 03, 2018, 06:11:13 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 03, 2018, 04:52:48 AM
I have learned that women loves to laugh, party, eat, listen, travel, read and go to the cinema.
:lol

What is man? A miserable little pile of clichés picked at random.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 03, 2018, 11:24:02 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 02, 2018, 02:53:53 PM
I'd spare no expense.

Quote
If I was single at least I could be fucking fat chicks on an island off the coast of Costa Rica.

(https://i.imgur.com/XJrrQb4.gif)

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2018, 11:54:41 PM
Is it wrong to be attracted to women who look/seem like they want to eviscerate you? And yet I am not a masocist. No boners from that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 05, 2018, 08:32:08 AM
Progress. Who knows ? Maybe I'll have to thank agrajag for pointing me to Heart of a Dog, she loves that and it gives the impression I'm much more Russian savvy than I am (she's apparently from Russia, Asian features and a Buddhist which is not the most common type we'd see over here but not that unlikely either, maybe Mongol ancestry ? Being the Parisian snob I am, I like that.).

Will report if love blooms on the app battlefield and if she's inclined for a drink.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 05, 2018, 08:47:01 AM
So yes you're probably speaking to the next Croissant Khan the Merciless. Show deference today and I'll remember to reward it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 05, 2018, 09:12:35 AM
I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS AND WILL BOIL DOWN THE REST FOR MY ENJOYMENT.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 05, 2018, 04:43:24 PM
i can't believe how much weight this girl has gained since we began seeing each other like WTF. All of a sudden she doesn't care about the gym anymore.

A girl with a pot belly is the most unattractive thing ever and it seems like she's shooting for one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 06, 2018, 03:16:59 PM
I mean I mostly like the suicide girl stuff because the tattooed up girls look tough and look like they could beat me up.

I'm attracted to more take charge women.

Which probably says a bit about me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 06, 2018, 04:10:18 PM
Who doesn’t love a challenge?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 06, 2018, 04:10:54 PM
Ok, the new OKC messaging system is crazy! I started messaging people for the first time in months and was having a couple of conversations back and forth that were going well. Then I went out for the day yesterday and went drinking after and got home and passed out. Figured I'd reply to those message chains this morning. I go on to the site and the message chains are gone, which apparently means the person got so upset I didn't respond back within X amount of hours that they unmatched me.

I guess that probably happened with some regularity in the past, but because the message chains wouldn't vanish, I'd never be aware of it. Feels like now there's more pressure to constantly reply every couple hours or the other person will walk. Kinda sucks when you have a life. I don't like to do dating stuff on my phone when I'm out doing active things with social pals. I find dating kinda a private thing. Heh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 07, 2018, 10:55:48 AM
Started a lovely friendship with a lady, text each other everyday, we're both depressed and very honest and straight up with each other. Was mouth fucked by her and one of her dildos within the first hour of meeting up. Breast fed her tits while watching TV last nite after eating dinner.

Life and living is good.  :-[

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 07, 2018, 12:13:58 PM
 :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 07, 2018, 12:17:08 PM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/352/752/439.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 07, 2018, 01:23:43 PM
Yes, she has a kink for penetrating people. I told her I might ease into anal but it isn't a biggy. :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 07, 2018, 01:25:20 PM
 :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 07, 2018, 02:32:50 PM
The story of my worst pickup line ever that still got me laid. I was at a human rights seminar at UC Davis hosted by the US cultural ambassador and I said to the person next to me "excuse me, is this metrosexuals anonymous?" because of all the sweater vests.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 07, 2018, 02:45:18 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 08, 2018, 12:51:31 PM
Totally random but gaffer Spinningdash is friends with my ex’s new bf. Small world.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 08, 2018, 01:06:32 PM
How do you know that?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 08, 2018, 01:08:08 PM
I never forget a face, he has mutual gaffer friends, and I saw him liking their relationship status.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 08, 2018, 01:24:21 PM
Dude. You need to let that ex go man.

I feel like every other post you make is about this ex you had for a few weeks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 08, 2018, 02:00:35 PM
""""""ex""""""
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 08, 2018, 03:22:53 PM
"""""weeks"""""
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 08, 2018, 05:28:38 PM
 :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 08, 2018, 06:05:48 PM
((((jew)))
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 08, 2018, 07:57:59 PM
Anyways, here's what I've been up to on Tinder lately:
(https://i.imgur.com/axr1yoo.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/UWIOmK7.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/w2IUKbE.png)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 08, 2018, 09:08:39 PM
B E A K dating
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Reb on May 09, 2018, 04:52:33 AM
Beak pimping
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 09, 2018, 12:47:07 PM
you may not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 09, 2018, 09:38:44 PM
Just thinking about the pivot to earnestly trying to hookup with someone from a joke Tinder account after a couple in character messages is making me cringe so hards it's making my butthole pucker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 09, 2018, 09:41:58 PM
I’ve just been asking girls what their favorite bars are so I can go there later, get schlitzed, and make an ass out of myself in public instead of on tinder.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 09, 2018, 09:45:49 PM
Its no judegment on you but its like the perfect initial in but sticking the landing and moving beyond the messages is another thing entirely
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 02:48:27 AM
Welp, I broke up with someone who I've been in a year long relationship with. It ended pretty badly, and I feel like shit. She was the sweetest girl I ever dated, but it had to be done, otherwise it would hurt worse the longer it lasted. Still, feels bad, yo. :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on May 10, 2018, 02:58:08 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 02:48:27 AM
Welp, I broke up with someone who I've been in a year long relationship with. It ended pretty badly, and I feel like shit. She was the sweetest girl I ever dated, but it had to be done, otherwise it would hurt worse the longer it lasted. Still, feels bad, yo. :(
you’ve been on dates with multiple women over the past few months while being in a year long relationship?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 10, 2018, 02:58:13 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 02:48:27 AM
Welp, I broke up with someone who I've been in a year long relationship with. It ended pretty badly, and I feel like shit. She was the sweetest girl I ever dated, but it had to be done, otherwise it would hurt worse the longer it lasted. Still, feels bad, yo. :(

Sorry to hear, man. It'll suck but get better. Sulk all the sulk out for a little, you need to get it out, then get out and hang with people (not dating, just like social stuff with other human beings, preferably friends). From my experience, the more you are around people after a break up the faster you move on and heal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 03:12:41 AM
Quote from: Cryo on May 10, 2018, 02:58:08 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 02:48:27 AM
Welp, I broke up with someone who I've been in a year long relationship with. It ended pretty badly, and I feel like shit. She was the sweetest girl I ever dated, but it had to be done, otherwise it would hurt worse the longer it lasted. Still, feels bad, yo. :(
you’ve been on dates with multiple women over the past few months while being in a year long relationship?

It was complicated.

Quote from: Bebpo on May 10, 2018, 02:58:13 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 02:48:27 AM
Welp, I broke up with someone who I've been in a year long relationship with. It ended pretty badly, and I feel like shit. She was the sweetest girl I ever dated, but it had to be done, otherwise it would hurt worse the longer it lasted. Still, feels bad, yo. :(

Sorry to hear, man. It'll suck but get better. Sulk all the sulk out for a little can you need to get it out, then get out and hang with people (not dating, just like social stuff with other human beings, preferably friends). From my experience, the more you are around people after a break up the faster you move on and heal.

Thanks, dude. I tried to join some friends with bowling tonight, but couldn't do it. Had to leave shortly after. But yeah, I need to keep myself busy to get my mind off her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 10, 2018, 03:15:35 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 03:12:41 AM
It was complicated.
It's not complicated, you were testing the waters outside of a failing relationship to get the courage to end it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 04:07:18 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on May 10, 2018, 03:15:35 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 03:12:41 AM
It was complicated.
It's not complicated, you were testing the waters outside of a failing relationship to get the courage to end it.

In my defense, she's the one that suggested we can do an open relationship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 10, 2018, 07:58:57 AM
She suggested it because your relationship with her was struggling?  If so, that's always bound for failure.  Any kind of open relationship has to be built on an already solid relationship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 10, 2018, 10:01:02 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 04:07:18 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on May 10, 2018, 03:15:35 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 03:12:41 AM
It was complicated.
It's not complicated, you were testing the waters outside of a failing relationship to get the courage to end it.

In my defense, she's the one that suggested we can do an open relationship.
How's about that? An open relationship that didn't work? :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 11:24:27 AM
Scrapped the duck profile and made a fake female (she's bi) profile.

25+ likes in fucking seconds.  :doge

edit: And a super like. Christ.

edit2: 99+ LIKES AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on May 11, 2018, 11:39:08 AM
Over/under 6 months before atra tries himself some dick?

For research
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 11:59:56 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/2dY0wp7.png)

 :neogaf :heh  :whoo :nintendo

You soft ass bitch. Try harder, bitch-ass-soy-nicca.  :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 11, 2018, 12:04:45 PM
Atralice, through the looking glass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 12:14:07 PM
Getting followers to my art instagram now.

Finally. Mwhahahaha  :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 12:44:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/y8FODo1.png)

Josh is a total Chad (He's into BJJ) so imma gonna give him some attention.  :doge

But he responded back to me in less than a minute. Thirsty. Too thirsty.  :larry


(https://i.imgur.com/vM1JFTi.png)

Also, here's some Kuwaiti simp (that's 1300 miles from me).
I'm totes gonna troll him.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 11, 2018, 12:46:04 PM
Oblivion, I'm guessing you both lived with a parent and you got frustrated as the sex stopped and so she suggested that you go open. If that is what happened, it's just dumb and you shouldn't blame yourself.

Atra, creating a fake female profile to see how fucking lame the gender you compete against is happens to be a totally normal thing for millennial dudes. The question is, does it make you wonder how easy it must be to hit on chicks in real life if these are their only options online?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 12:48:49 PM
Good point, Brawn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 11, 2018, 01:15:25 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on May 11, 2018, 12:46:04 PM
Atra, creating a fake female profile to see how fucking lame the gender you compete against is happens to be a totally normal thing for millennial dudes.

is it really though
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 11, 2018, 01:17:18 PM
try to engage in healthy behavior consistently, bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 01:19:33 PM
But doing social/ethically dubious things is much more fun.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2018, 01:25:15 PM
I'll be honest.  I find it strange because you're doing things but I'm not sure what the game plan is to get laid or find a partner and how these current activities help that plan. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 11, 2018, 01:25:31 PM
I hope you get to the point where you are arranging dates for other people by using two Tinder accounts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 01:26:22 PM
I’m boosting my art instagram followers.

It’s working out great so far.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2018, 01:30:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 01:26:22 PM
I’m boosting my art instagram followers.

It’s working out great so far.
Oh.  If I was on tinder I'd be trying to find a chick that would pee on me, but I guess I'm just weird like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on May 11, 2018, 01:57:41 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on May 11, 2018, 12:46:04 PM
Oblivion, I'm guessing you both lived with a parent and you got frustrated as the sex stopped and so she suggested that you go open. If that is what happened, it's just dumb and you shouldn't blame yourself.

The living situation part is accurate, but the reason we broke up was because I wasn't physically attracted to her anymore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on May 11, 2018, 02:00:37 PM
Atra, I can't get behind catfishing, no matter how bored you are/how many gullible dudes will fall for it.

(https://i.imgur.com/8ubGFLt.gif)

Yes.  Yes you are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 11, 2018, 02:18:22 PM
Quote from: Boogie on May 11, 2018, 02:00:37 PM
Atra, I can't get behind catfishing, no matter how bored you are/how many gullible dudes will fall for it.

(https://i.imgur.com/8ubGFLt.gif)

Yes.  Yes you are.

It's about ethics in online dating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 03:00:36 PM
You may not like it but this is what peak social media follower boosting looks like.

It’s amazing how many doors open when you have a pretty face (and a vagina).  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 11, 2018, 03:20:49 PM
 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 11, 2018, 03:28:27 PM
What picture(s) are you using?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 03:49:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/aiIU4tw.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/2cmFFtx.png)

FINALLY! I'm going to get to the bottom of PizzaGate once and for all. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 03:53:21 PM
Quote from: Raist on May 11, 2018, 03:28:27 PM
What picture(s) are you using?
Here's one. Not going to show more since I don't want to blow my cover.  :doge
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edit: Try and reverse image search her. You won't find anything.

Just how I like it. :win
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 03:58:22 PM
See. I'm not all bad. I'm telling this guy to shave off his creepy pedo satche.  :doge

(https://i.imgur.com/HVvyY2f.png)

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:fabulous
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 11, 2018, 04:03:08 PM
Atra, your posts are starting to gross me out a little.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 04:07:46 PM
 :cody  :rash :marimo

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on May 11, 2018, 04:11:06 PM
Gave up on the ducks account too soon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 11, 2018, 04:14:15 PM
Femme Atra rides again!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on May 11, 2018, 04:18:16 PM
so yea me and debbie have been married 23 years this november what the fuck is going on in here
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 04:23:03 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on May 11, 2018, 04:18:10 PM
Just putting this out there, you seem to act natural and enjoy yourself more when supposedly "roleplaying" as a woman. :doge
You can say almost anything as a girl on tinder and get away with it most of the time.  :doge

Guys are too horned up to care. I no joke brought up using psychedelics to a "conservative Christian" guy and he didn't even flinch. He's like "Cool. I just smoke weed. What's your snapchat?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 11, 2018, 04:35:47 PM
I look forward to Atra’s Income being solely crypto and catfishing

“send me a btc and see what happens”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 04:36:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 03:49:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/aiIU4tw.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/2cmFFtx.png)

FINALLY! I'm going to get to the bottom of PizzaGate once and for all. :doge
(https://i.imgur.com/HLXhbJx.png)

 :drudge :drudge :drudge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 11, 2018, 04:39:46 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 04:41:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 11, 2018, 04:44:22 PM
Thank you Atramental for restoring this thread back to its former glory :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 04:58:41 PM
I aim to entertain.  :gaben
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 11, 2018, 05:15:20 PM
 :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 05:25:45 PM
God. I'm getting so many matches and responses it's fucking breaking the app.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 11, 2018, 05:34:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 11:59:56 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/2dY0wp7.png)

 :neogaf :heh  :whoo :nintendo

You soft ass bitch. Try harder, bitch-ass-soy-nicca.  :esports

Like staring into the abyss
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 05:38:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 04:36:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 03:49:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/aiIU4tw.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/2cmFFtx.png)

FINALLY! I'm going to get to the bottom of PizzaGate once and for all. :doge
(https://i.imgur.com/HLXhbJx.png)

 :drudge :drudge :drudge
(https://i.imgur.com/408SgZw.png)

Who the fuck are these people?  :leon :crazy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 11, 2018, 05:43:18 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 05:38:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 04:36:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 03:49:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/aiIU4tw.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/2cmFFtx.png)

FINALLY! I'm going to get to the bottom of PizzaGate once and for all. :doge
(https://i.imgur.com/HLXhbJx.png)

 :drudge :drudge :drudge
(https://i.imgur.com/408SgZw.png)

Who the fuck are these people?  :leon :crazy

Sounds like human traffickers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 05:46:49 PM
Yeah. I agree.

Sounds sketch as fuck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 11, 2018, 05:50:46 PM
 Now read that string of text from the perspective of an actual 18yo female trying to leave her small town  :-\ she'd probably be down
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 05:52:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/WPQXHwv.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/HsQDK6B.png)

 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 11, 2018, 05:53:52 PM
You bout to get that 10" pipe down
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 05:55:44 PM
I would be such an amazing bi girl. Sheeeeit.  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 11, 2018, 08:01:43 PM
 :whatisthis

atra. breh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 11, 2018, 08:32:08 PM
She’s living, leave her alone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 11, 2018, 08:34:26 PM
You know Atra probably sext already. Hes holding back on us. Its probably for the best.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 10:29:49 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 11, 2018, 08:01:43 PM
:whatisthis

atra. breh.
You knew this was in me.

Don’t you remember my first FemAtra stint here?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 11, 2018, 11:10:31 PM
I thought we had grown
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 11:11:29 PM
Grown into more of a degenerate troll, yes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 11, 2018, 11:44:06 PM
Are we witnessing the beginnings of a heterosexual male turning bi-curious? I'd imagine this is how it usually goes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 11, 2018, 11:46:19 PM
Is it? Just like you imagined?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 12:36:25 AM
I’m still a straight cis white male, unfortunately.  :doge

I just can’t compete in today’s polyamorous pansexual non binary gender queer dating scene.  :doge

If anything, this experience has taught me more of what not to do when trying to court a woman on the internet.

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ultimately... not to do it at all.  :doge
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edit: gained 14 new instagram followers :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2018, 06:19:40 AM
Yknow I guys in a druken rage I was about to post agin how night after night I go out and how girls don't notice me. How women just ignore me and how much I dislike the opposite sex. Then I realized that's stupid. In a little under the weather, but I think eventually I'm going to figure this whole thing out. I'm not going to lie, I really just want to eat out some girl at this point.

#DrunkRahxephon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 09:02:32 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 12:36:25 AM
I’m still a straight cis white male, unfortunately.  :doge

I just can’t compete in today’s polyamorous pansexual non binary gender queer dating scene.  :doge

If anything, this experience has taught me more of what not to do when trying to court a woman on the internet.

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ultimately... not to do it at all.  :doge
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edit: gained 14 new instagram followers :rejoice
at the rate you're going you'll be acting as the toilet for two poly bigender multiracial boi-femmes within the year.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 12, 2018, 09:24:34 AM
Dudes, it's really not that fucking hard. You have to peacock a bit.

Altra, try growing your hair out. Can you? It's a fact that most girls do not like baldheaded guys even if you're shaving your head by choice. The only thing to compensate for a bald head is being really fucking jacked, like the Rock then it's usually overlooked. Being tan/black and bald is also better than being a totally white guy bald (especially if you're a nerd type with no tats).

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 11:04:04 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 12, 2018, 09:24:34 AM

Altra, try growing your hair out. Can you?
Stop flaunting your follicle privilege :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 12, 2018, 11:59:53 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 11:04:04 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 12, 2018, 09:24:34 AM

Altra, try growing your hair out. Can you?
Stop flaunting your follicle privilege :ufup
woah, much the opposite bud. I normally keep my head shaved because my hair is thinning. I've let it grow a bit more in recent years because most girls like it better..... this is probably why dudes hold on far longer than they should.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 12, 2018, 01:00:32 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 12, 2018, 09:24:34 AM
It's a fact that most girls-

(http://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2000/1*B6kHnPIB_xP5_oMnq48pXQ.jpeg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 01:31:21 PM
So many cute lesbians here.  :'(

Anyways, I went from 53 followers to 70 since starting this charade. :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 12, 2018, 01:40:20 PM
(https://abload.de/img/g3jkdahwhu4b.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=g3jkdahwhu4b.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 02:14:57 PM
You know what's totally pathetic (besides what I am doing)?

Guys who I haven't even matched with are trying to message me on instagram.  :wag ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 02:54:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XirrCOu.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/bTF6p1x.png)

This Bald Old Fucker GOT THIS CHICK WHEN SHE WAS 15 YEARS OLD!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 12, 2018, 03:09:26 PM
Not that this wasn't already going too far, but dude, take a second to realize you are now working yourself up into being jealous of child predators. You need Jesus, or LSD.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 03:11:19 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on May 12, 2018, 03:09:26 PM
Not that this wasn't already going too far, but dude, take a second to realize you are now working yourself up into being jealous of child predators. You need Jesus, or LSD.
I’m not jealous. I’m perplexed and shocked.

Where the fuck were her parents?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 12, 2018, 03:12:59 PM
15 year old girls do all types of dumb shit dawg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 03:26:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9ytP8Fm.png)

This girl is alright.  :itagaki
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 12, 2018, 03:27:49 PM
Meanwhile in the boring subplot of Horny cynical Frenchman :
Upgraded to "Agreed to a drink when back in France".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 12, 2018, 03:37:30 PM
you could have spent all this time working on your art
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 03:45:28 PM
Filth and degeneracy is my art.

(https://i.imgur.com/tUonBpq.png?1)

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Don't worry. I'm gonna draw some more this afternoon.
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edit:
(https://i.imgur.com/FZ8k7qY.png)

This would NEVER happen if I was posing as myself.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 12, 2018, 03:52:47 PM
Stop doing this dude. It's creepy as fuck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 12, 2018, 03:53:40 PM
dude just go masturbate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 03:55:31 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on May 12, 2018, 03:52:47 PM
Stop doing this dude. It's creepy as fuck.
I'll stop when I'm dead.

Quote from: toku on May 12, 2018, 03:53:40 PM
dude just go masturbate
I drank a bunch of kava and kratom last night.

I can't get aroused even if I tried.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 12, 2018, 04:02:44 PM
How are you justifying this to yourself? What benefit does this serve you? I can't imagine what mental hoops you have to jump through to view this as anything but self-destructive
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 04:08:37 PM
Seeing how other people operate, who I would never meet under normal circumstances, fascinates me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 12, 2018, 04:08:56 PM
Have you thought about getting some toys of some sort Atra? Is it sex youre craving or intimacy?

Tbh, I think you need a relationship with a gal that has your temperament and sense of humor. Its all based on luck and timing, and it'd probably be worse for you to go on dates that go nowhere rather than you being you and the timing being right.

Sex for sex is a game but finding people you love and care about is a matter of being honest and vulnerable.

 :yeshrug

 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 12, 2018, 04:21:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 04:08:37 PM
Seeing how other people operate, who I would never meet under normal circumstances, fascinates me.

Then go to a bar or a trivia night or find a book club or a pick up basketball game. Pretending to be someone else online is not rational, healthy behavior. You'll eventually regret this and feel tremendously embarrassed by it, if you're lucky. If not, you're gonna wind up in a very dark place.

I'm telling you dude, quit while you're ahead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 12, 2018, 04:23:00 PM
Quote from: mormapope on May 12, 2018, 04:08:56 PM


Sex for sex is a game but finding people you love and care about is a matter of being honest and vulnerable.


I don't know what's worse the honesty part or the vulnerable part.

 :donot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 04:45:38 PM
Okay, it's gone.

I'll go back to being a boring sap for now.  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 12, 2018, 04:45:58 PM
Atra, by spending all this time thinking about how good life is for other hypothetical people, you miss out on opportunities to discover how good you can make life for yourself, robbing you of growth and actualized potential. When you're done with this stint you'll just feel bitter, jealous, and not have anything to actually show for it.

Also it's creepy as fuck.

Edit: thank god
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 12, 2018, 04:52:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 04:45:38 PM
Okay, it's gone.

I'll go back to being a boring sap for now.  :goty2

Good move homie. That is not the kind of 'interesting' you want to cultivate, unless you're aspiring to one day be the subject of a wikipedia page TVC will be enamored by. And as Shotsa pointed out, that energy is better spent trying to push the dial forward in constructive ways.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 05:09:56 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on May 12, 2018, 04:45:58 PM
Atra, by spending all this time thinking about how good life is for other hypothetical people, you miss out on opportunities to discover how good you can make life for yourself, robbing you of growth and actualized potential. When you're done with this stint you'll just feel bitter, jealous, and not have anything to actually show for it.

Also it's creepy as fuck.

Edit: thank god

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on May 12, 2018, 04:52:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 04:45:38 PM
Okay, it's gone.

I'll go back to being a boring sap for now.  :goty2

Good move homie. That is not the kind of 'interesting' you want to cultivate, unless you're aspiring to one day be the subject of a wikipedia page TVC will be enamored by. And as Shotsa pointed out, that energy is better spent trying to push the dial forward in constructive ways.
Yeah yeah whatever. :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 12, 2018, 05:41:08 PM
Tinder is a fucking joke.  Hate to break it you, guys.

Keep doing your thing Atramental :win
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 12, 2018, 05:54:11 PM
everything's a joke

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bless up
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 12, 2018, 05:56:27 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 12, 2018, 05:41:08 PM
Tinder is a fucking joke.  Hate to break it you, guys.

i went to a wedding last month where the couple met on Tinder.

 :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 06:18:12 PM
Was it a redneck wedding per chance?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 06:34:14 PM
there are no jokes, only truths.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 12, 2018, 06:57:31 PM
and truth is always shifting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: mormapope on May 12, 2018, 04:08:56 PM
Have you thought about getting some toys of some sort Atra? Is it sex youre craving or intimacy?

Tbh, I think you need a relationship with a gal that has your temperament and sense of humor. Its all based on luck and timing, and it'd probably be worse for you to go on dates that go nowhere rather than you being you and the timing being right.

Sex for sex is a game but finding people you love and care about is a matter of being honest and vulnerable.

 :yeshrug
Not many women share my temperament/sense of humor and if they do they’re most likely lesbians.  :doge

And I don’t know what I want half the time. Maybe if I’m being completely honest with myself I want to exist outside the bounds of human experience and live in a sand box world where I can be a god.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 12, 2018, 07:15:56 PM
Now its time to make the most widely used joke Tinder account template; the ideal version of yourself
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 07:19:32 PM
That was the duck account.  :doge

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joking
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 12, 2018, 07:48:45 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: mormapope on May 12, 2018, 04:08:56 PM
Have you thought about getting some toys of some sort Atra? Is it sex youre craving or intimacy?

Tbh, I think you need a relationship with a gal that has your temperament and sense of humor. Its all based on luck and timing, and it'd probably be worse for you to go on dates that go nowhere rather than you being you and the timing being right.

Sex for sex is a game but finding people you love and care about is a matter of being honest and vulnerable.

 :yeshrug
Not many women share my temperament/sense of humor and if they do they’re most likely lesbians.  :doge

And I don’t know what I want half the time. Maybe if I’m being completely honest with myself I want to exist outside the bounds of human experience and live in a sand box world where I can be a god.  :doge

I think you need a lady to confide in that's goofy and probably somewhat gay or bi. Most women that I vibe with are bi. I know youve said your area is barren when it comes to vibing with women, finding a woman you like talking to, that you wanna talk to, could lead to you or her flying out for some cuddles and banging.

Its not exactly profound advice to seek someone like yourself, but a relationship shouldn't feel like hard work or compromising yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 12, 2018, 08:02:28 PM
yeah you want what everyone wants atra, understanding
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 08:24:28 PM
I suppose.

Very few people understand me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 12, 2018, 09:14:04 PM
I think, if you want to be happy then you have to be brave enough to risk being miserable. Do few people understand you because you don't give them a fair chance to?

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(https://i.imgur.com/oVVYVUa.gif)
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on May 12, 2018, 09:45:05 PM
No ones really that complicated
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 09:58:53 PM
Quote from: toku on May 12, 2018, 09:14:04 PM
I think, if you want to be happy then you have to be brave enough to risk being miserable. Do few people understand you because you don't give them a fair chance to?

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(https://i.imgur.com/oVVYVUa.gif)
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It’s probably a mix of me being too stand offish and them being put on edge by my anxious demeanor for there to be a bridge of mutual understanding.

Or if some effort is made to get through to me I’ll usually start talking matter-of-factly about some odd bullshit because small talk bores the fuck out of me but most people can’t handle anything beyond small talk.


Here’s some potential reasons why I may rub people the wrong way:
-I have no love of sports
-I’m becoming increasingly apolitical and generally apathetic
-I’m not religious
-I couldn’t care less if there’s a god or not
-I don’t care for fast cars (or big trucks) except on a purely aesthetic level
-“nerdy stuff” that I might’ve once enjoyed feels so stale and “by the numbers” now.
-I don’t idolize TV shows like some people do
-my music taste can be kinda robotic and not something the “cool kids” would dance the night away to
-I love dark and challenging art
-I crave to alter my consciousness whenever I can because “standard reality” bores & depresses me so much.
-I feel like my age group/generation is going become just as insufferable as baby boomers but for slightly different reasons
-I work constantly but have nothing to show for it except a bitter attitude, a gut, and dark circles underneath my eyes
-I like to joke about things that I shouldn’t joke about 

etc etc etc...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2018, 10:05:07 PM
So in my drunk self I talked to one of the girls I like who said she wasn't interested before. Which is fine. But I told her I had been trying to take her out(I started talking to her because she's always checking my snap feed which yes means nothing). And this time she replied with a specific date and time to take her out.

But I think she was drunk too.

And I'm too scared to check up on this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 12, 2018, 10:06:25 PM
Seldomlaids and wizards in training overthink this shit all the time.  They think getting a girl is some herculean effort but hundreds of millions, if not billions, of people are going to have sex today.  I guarantee you that virtually none of them have a list as to why they are or aren't getting laid.

Having lost my virginity at 19, one of the toughest things to break was the navel gazing and self stroking I did as to why I wasn't getting any.  Also I do almost no online dating.  I really have a hard time thinking that someone with an active social life has trouble getting anyone.  Spending all your time in front of a screen isn't healthy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 10:07:48 PM
Self stroking tho :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on May 12, 2018, 10:17:07 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2018, 10:05:07 PM
So in my drunk self I talked to one of the girls I like who said she wasn't interested before. Which is fine. But I told her I had been trying to take her out(I started talking to her because she's always checking my snap feed which yes means nothing). And this time she replied with a specific date and time to take her out.

But I think she was drunk too.

And I'm too scared to check up on this.

Do it man.

Yolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 10:18:59 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 09:58:53 PM
Here’s some potential reasons why I may rub people the wrong way:
-I made a distinguished mentally-challenged list
fixed for u. stop overthinking this shit jfc.
also you're not special. 'dark art' and 'robotic music taste' pls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 10:27:21 PM
https://youtu.be/aJd3R29Cjzs

 :delicious

edit: I’ve said this before but I probably should just leave South Carolina.

I’m not culturally in sync with it and it’s residents anymore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 10:35:07 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on May 12, 2018, 10:27:10 PM
You could probably even find special interest groups particularly in the things you mentioned.

Hit up an independent/not too commercial bookstore, record store, art supply store, coffee house, pub etc. and there's usually bulletin board full of meetups/events for people with similar interests.
or, as someone who was atheist, listened to merzbow and had suehiro marou art in his house while attending college in small nowhere town, realize nobody cares about that shit when they just want to get their nut. reducing yourself and others to attributes related to media consumption of all things is only going to lead to disappointment, the great thing of meeting new people is the spread and exposure to disparate tastes & experiences.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 10:38:09 PM
i mean that list is just a heap of negativity. who wants that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 12, 2018, 10:43:06 PM
One tends to forget what real chemistry feels like, that innate sense of familiarity, when your search for a significant other is boiled down to specific criteria over the internet. This will never, ever tranalate over these series of tubes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 10:43:25 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 10:38:09 PM
i mean that list is just a heap of negativity. who wants that.

They don’t. Which is why I try not to bring it up. Which is why I come off as stiff because I’m a cauldron of negativity trying not to boil over.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2018, 10:48:44 PM
Well my problems are that I don't try, am afraid, and just assume it won't go my way.

If I could get past those, things would be butter.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 10:51:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 10:43:25 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 10:38:09 PM
i mean that list is just a heap of negativity. who wants that.

They don’t. Which is why I try not to bring it up. Which is why I come off as stiff because I’m a cauldron of negativity trying not to boil over.
breh the reality is that even if you don't bring up your interests or 4chan misanthropy its obviously preventing you from connecting with other people, even you see that... so maybe just drop it entirely?

1. stop making lists about how you're misunderstood.
2. see 1.
3. go be social with your coworkers and peers in your geographic vicinity. you might actually enjoy yourself.

and for rahx the reality of 99% of social engagements is that people just want to relax and have fun, shit isn't deep or a tribulation. there is nothing to not 'go your way'. it just goes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 11:21:32 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 10:51:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 10:43:25 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 10:38:09 PM
i mean that list is just a heap of negativity. who wants that.

They don’t. Which is why I try not to bring it up. Which is why I come off as stiff because I’m a cauldron of negativity trying not to boil over.
breh the reality is that even if you don't bring up your interests or 4chan misanthropy its obviously preventing you from connecting with other people, even you see that... so maybe just drop it entirely?

1. stop making lists about how you're misunderstood.
2. see 1.
3. go be social with your coworkers and peers in your geographic vicinity. you might actually enjoy yourself.
But... I have several times and I didn't enjoy myself.  :idont

I don't know what to say at this point, man.

Anyways, I better try and sleep. Maybe I'll be in better mood tomorrow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 12, 2018, 11:22:26 PM
you're gonna be alright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on May 12, 2018, 11:39:18 PM
Just fake enjoying yourself enough times until you forget if your faking it or not
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2018, 11:48:08 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 10:51:51 PM

and for rahx the reality of 99% of social engagements is that people just want to relax and have fun, shit isn't deep or a tribulation. there is nothing to not 'go your way'. it just goes.
And I know that usually. I go out a lot and with the mindset of just going out to have fun. And I do regardless of meeting women or not. Which is porbably why I have felt better about life in geneal, because I have mostly dropped any expectations towards that stuff.

Still, when it does come up and I feel I have a slight chance with any woman, I buckle up. I over think it, assume it's a fools errand, and when it does not happen for any reason I'm disappointed and for a bit get emo and "women don't like me blah blah forever alone" for a bit.

I've gotten a bit better, but I'm not there yet. Either way, my focus is simply on trying to be a cool person right now. Women stuff would be very nice obviously, but I'm not going to worry too much.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: eleuin on May 12, 2018, 11:52:27 PM
people who go "I'm not like the other girls" get roasted all the time on social media  :lol
nobody is special

guarantee that attitude comes off more than acting cold trying to hide it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 13, 2018, 12:00:46 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 05:55:44 PM
I would be such an amazing bi girl. Sheeeeit.  :goty2

What makes you think you aren't already? :phil Be the bottom you were born to be. :phil

Also WTF am I reading from you. You're imitating a lesbian (or were) for some godforesaken reason?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 13, 2018, 12:01:56 AM
He was just being a one man census
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 13, 2018, 12:06:20 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2018, 10:48:44 PM
Well my problems are that I don't try, am afraid, and just assume it won't go my way.

If I could get past those, things would be butter.

Real talk: CBT would help with some of this. Google a form and then start to "challenge your thoughts."

spoiler (click to show/hide)
May or may not help. It didn't help for me, but my situation isn't dating and life-specific that makes me scoff at challenging said thoughts about my situation. But that has nothing to do with dating.
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Basically, you need to stop thinking things aren't going go your way. The only way to beat "being afraid" is to Just Do It™. Go out there, talk to a girl about a TV show or something. Small talk, that sort of thing. While social anxiety may kick in, so long as you try to NOT think about what the other person is thinking and you block out your own thoughts, you'll slowly improve on this. (Not sure if I'm making sense. Basically you tell yourself "I don't give a fuck, I'm going to go ahead and do this, good or bad. Let's see what is going to happen" and then kick your inner monologue to the curb/be in the present)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 13, 2018, 12:10:07 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 13, 2018, 12:01:56 AM
He was just being a one man census

Yes, but at the same time looking at his responses really begs the question why he can't role-play as a girl as a guy in his actual hetero-sexual interactions.

Atra: That list is bullshit. I know plenty of straight men that don't like sports, or don't like fast-cars, or some element of the above and they get laid just fine. A lot of women do not give a shit about "traditional men" activities provided you're decent enough to be around.

I say this as a fellow "spends too much time online" person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 13, 2018, 03:48:57 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2018, 11:48:08 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 10:51:51 PM

and for rahx the reality of 99% of social engagements is that people just want to relax and have fun, shit isn't deep or a tribulation. there is nothing to not 'go your way'. it just goes.
And I know that usually. I go out a lot and with the mindset of just going out to have fun. And I do regardless of meeting women or not. Which is porbably why I have felt better about life in geneal, because I have mostly dropped any expectations towards that stuff.

Still, when it does come up and I feel I have a slight chance with any woman, I buckle up. I over think it, assume it's a fools errand, and when it does not happen for any reason I'm disappointed and for a bit get emo and "women don't like me blah blah forever alone" for a bit.

I've gotten a bit better, but I'm not there yet. Either way, my focus is simply on trying to be a cool person right now. Women stuff would be very nice obviously, but I'm not going to worry too much.

I don't know you personally obviously but I'll say this; your recent posts are miles ahead of the stuff you were posting a while back. You seem a lot more laid back and self-aware, and i think it's a good thing that you're able to recognize patterns of behavior and that you're not pressuring yourself
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 13, 2018, 05:09:19 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 08:24:28 PM
I suppose.

Very few people understand me.
Quote from: Huff on May 12, 2018, 09:45:05 PM
No ones really that complicated

Very few people are far outside the bell-curve of normalcy. There's a whole bunch of categories in which each of us is as basic as fuck. Wanting to be a special snowflake gets you into the weird, unhappy territory some of our actual Weird Bore members inhabit. Learn to love yourself as-is, you'll be more accepting of fellow humans.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 13, 2018, 05:42:53 AM
Quote from: chronovore on May 13, 2018, 05:09:19 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 08:24:28 PM
I suppose.

Very few people understand me.
Quote from: Huff on May 12, 2018, 09:45:05 PM
No ones really that complicated

Very few people are far outside the bell-curve of normalcy. There's a whole bunch of categories in which each of us is as basic as fuck. Wanting to be a special snowflake gets you into the weird, unhappy territory some of our actual Weird Bore members inhabit. Learn to love yourself as-is, you'll be more accepting of fellow humans.

But the test told me I was INFJ, there's only 1% of us !
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 13, 2018, 11:31:22 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 11:21:32 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 10:51:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 10:43:25 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2018, 10:38:09 PM
i mean that list is just a heap of negativity. who wants that.

They don’t. Which is why I try not to bring it up. Which is why I come off as stiff because I’m a cauldron of negativity trying not to boil over.
breh the reality is that even if you don't bring up your interests or 4chan misanthropy its obviously preventing you from connecting with other people, even you see that... so maybe just drop it entirely?

1. stop making lists about how you're misunderstood.
2. see 1.
3. go be social with your coworkers and peers in your geographic vicinity. you might actually enjoy yourself.
But... I have several times and I didn't enjoy myself.  :idont
yeah cuz you're still at step 1/2 (evidence: last two pages of this thread). you must finish those before #3.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 13, 2018, 02:49:09 PM
Quote from: chronovore on May 13, 2018, 05:09:19 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 08:24:28 PM
I suppose.

Very few people understand me.
Quote from: Huff on May 12, 2018, 09:45:05 PM
No ones really that complicated

Very few people are far outside the bell-curve of normalcy. There's a whole bunch of categories in which each of us is as basic as fuck. Wanting to be a special snowflake gets you into the weird, unhappy territory some of our actual Weird Bore members inhabit. Learn to love yourself as-is, you'll be more accepting of fellow humans.

Something that Ive had a hard time accepting is having borderline personality disorder. Ive fucked up or have had fucked up relationships with people and I constantly would demonize those people rather than thinking about how I view life emotionally and mentally.

My point being, being a special snowflake and not knowing or accepting it can make life different and harder I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 14, 2018, 01:10:25 AM
Omg so many posts hold on gworl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 14, 2018, 01:29:14 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 04:45:38 PM
Okay, it's gone.

I'll go back to being a boring sap for now.  :goty2
bring it back goddamnit, fuck these distinguished mentally-challenged fellows if they don't like it  :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 14, 2018, 02:03:45 AM
Wow a second match, I'm drowning in adoration... I'm probably at 1% "success" rate on my messages. Besides that last one probably won't go anywhere (smoking seems a pretty big no no to her).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 14, 2018, 02:20:05 AM
Quit smoking!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 14, 2018, 02:26:49 AM
Ya'll really need to stop running metrics on the number of women who respond to you vs the number of women you swipe right or message on. Any woman on a dating site who has the slightest idea how to take pictures of herself is inundated with dick pics and lame come ons, in that order, from dudes who she at first glance judged to not be pervy or wack. Don't take getting curved by 99% of the chicks you match with personally, just try to become more interesting and less personally attached. These are fellow strangers taking shots in the dark. Be weird, but not creepy. Like I think Atra was onto something with the duck bit, despite my suspicions that it's something he found on 4chan or whatever; it's super corny, but it's cute and harmlessly weird
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 14, 2018, 02:28:04 AM
Quote from: Exodust on May 14, 2018, 02:26:05 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on May 14, 2018, 02:20:05 AM
Quit smoking!

Lol no you fucking loser.

Switch to a juul and become a #coolteen
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 14, 2018, 02:29:07 AM
oh no a filler like. idk about that third to last post after all :S
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 14, 2018, 02:29:47 AM
mr beaks likes the duck stuff  :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 14, 2018, 02:30:35 AM
i've only had three beers tonight but i think i'm going to aa tomorrow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 14, 2018, 02:35:19 AM
Oh I don't take it personally and I understand perfectly what you say : no ill will against any individuals. It's just weird to be sending hundreds of messages like you're in a factory or something and it doesn't feel right (like hitting every girl at a party simultaneously).

I'm glad I did get some feedback. And I'm looking forward to that drink. She's nice, cheerful, very well read, has an exotic background (not the classiest way to put it, but that means there's lot to discover). We'll see if there's attraction.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 14, 2018, 02:44:56 AM
 that's the big turn off for online dating for me. The pro forma shotgun response method just feels so sterile, tho sometimes you can actually connect with cool ppl. I second guess myself way more when I'm writing shit out though so I prefer interacting with folks irl, at least there I can just get laughed at by the homies when I fuck up instead of ruminating on the cool things I should have said or whatever
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 14, 2018, 06:45:53 PM
How many people have tried both the paid and unpaid dating sites? And what was your experience? I find that the paywall weeds out the women who aren't really serious. Match worked out really well for me last year (after a slow start I met a wonderful gf from it).

So if you guys are struggling with Tinder/Bumble (I tried Bumble and hated it - very limited filtering capability, way too meat-marketish, didn't get very many matches at all and only one date from it), maybe consider a paid app?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 14, 2018, 08:12:02 PM
Well I haven't attempted those websites because well I don't know what I'm looking for and if I'm really looking for anything honestly. I'm not an established person and I feel for those websites you probably should be at some level of success in life.

I don't know in the end I'm more hoping to fall into something, if it turns serious naturally then that will be cool. But I'm not looking to go on these elaborate and "forced" dates. I'm hoping to meet someone and grow some natural chemistry and experience stuff, because I clearly no fuck all about relationships. So I don't even know if I want one.

And as I've said before I'm a bit worried that as I turn 28 I missed the time for that. Any woman I meet is going to eventually have to deal with my growing pains, because I have such little experience.

I mean I don't know, it's why I don't like Tinder and Online dating in general. I feel like people have to get to know me and I have to become comfortable with people and online dating is a strange funneling system that kind of makes that experience strange. I don't think someone like me is suited for it.

But then what do I know?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 14, 2018, 08:14:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/wzbguXC.png)

 :idont

edit: She's 20 so she can't drink alcohol (legally). I hope her 21st birthday is soon.  :doge

edit2: playing the waiting game right now for her to pick a day that works best for her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 14, 2018, 09:27:56 PM
Atra finally meeting that 20yo

https://youtu.be/wbpVv1ytS3Q

"Ok, dangerously close to getting what I want, this feels a bit weird..."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 14, 2018, 09:35:22 PM
She just added a photo with her tongue all the way out. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 14, 2018, 10:25:49 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 14, 2018, 08:12:02 PM
Well I haven't attempted those websites because well I don't know what I'm looking for and if I'm really looking for anything honestly. I'm not an established person and I feel for those websites you probably should be at some level of success in life.

I don't know in the end I'm more hoping to fall into something, if it turns serious naturally then that will be cool. But I'm not looking to go on these elaborate and "forced" dates. I'm hoping to meet someone and grow some natural chemistry and experience stuff, because I clearly no fuck all about relationships. So I don't even know if I want one.

And as I've said before I'm a bit worried that as I turn 28 I missed the time for that. Any woman I meet is going to eventually have to deal with my growing pains, because I have such little experience.

I mean I don't know, it's why I don't like Tinder and Online dating in general. I feel like people have to get to know me and I have to become comfortable with people and online dating is a strange funneling system that kind of makes that experience strange. I don't think someone like me is suited for it.

But then what do I know?

Don't conflate being 28 with "missing the boat". There are quite enough people your age that haven't been involved in any relationship (both male and female). Nor do I feel you need to worry about being "established" before meeting someone. My friend is 36, never held a job for more than a month, still lives with his parents... managed to get himself engaged. Meanwhile there are plenty of highly successful people who can't ever seem to find someone to click with.

Unfortunately, the best way to meet people is to still put yourself out there. And this means lots of awkward af social interactions and first dates.

Rahx, I still think you've vastly improved your attitude since you started posting in this thread, btw.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 14, 2018, 11:11:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/b6vmtDP.png)

Addict? Addict.  :doge

 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 14, 2018, 11:14:41 PM
no bro that seems fine ::)


No, seriously, didn’t you already deal with a heroin heroine?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 14, 2018, 11:23:35 PM
Yes. But at least this one is upfront about it and didn't omit certain details up until she's in my car and we're on our way to dinner...

I'm gonna tell her she should try and get some psilocybin before she royally fucks up her life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 14, 2018, 11:24:32 PM
You asked that question so nicely Atra  :lol

Bitch is fucking nuts tho. I have empathy for many conditions and recovering addicts, getting a tattoo for a drug youre using is grosssss.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 14, 2018, 11:40:39 PM
I told her in the politest way possible to get her shit together and she unmatched.  ::)

I'm not giving her a cent if I ever see her on the side of a road one day.


edit: Also, I'm beginning to wonder... do I look like someone who takes opiates/is opiate friendly?  :dunno :doge 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 14, 2018, 11:44:37 PM
This is for the better Atra. Id honestly worry about her stealing stuff from your car or stealing shit in general.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 14, 2018, 11:45:57 PM
Atra, you fool addicts are always down for giving bjs  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 14, 2018, 11:47:22 PM
I'm not getting a blowie from someone who may have Hep C (or worse), man.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 14, 2018, 11:52:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 14, 2018, 11:47:22 PM
I'm not getting a blowie from someone who may have Hep C (or worse), man.  :doge

You can't get Hep C from a BJ you immature.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 14, 2018, 11:57:23 PM
Like I give a fuck. I have options, goddamnit. I'm not a total degenerate where I'll risk getting a STD just because I haven't had a good suck and fuck in a while. :bolo

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh god. Pls Brittany message me back.  :noah
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 15, 2018, 12:01:19 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 14, 2018, 11:57:23 PM
Like I give a fuck. I have options, goddamnit. I'm not a total degenerate where I'll risk getting a STD just because I haven't had a good suck and fuck in a while. :bolo

Well at least i'm not being a racist  :shaq2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 12:03:10 AM
 :huh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 15, 2018, 12:05:07 AM
next time just unmatch without going full DARE mom on some rando. nobody needs the sermonizing. just bad vibes for all.

rereading that convo you sure you're not from mayberry?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 15, 2018, 12:05:30 AM
I fucked a meth addict once and it was the best sex of my life. I could stick my dick in a Hoover and it wouldn't suck that hard.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 12:05:42 AM
She looked like one and she acted like one.

That's enough for me.

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 15, 2018, 12:05:07 AM
next time just unmatch without going full DARE mom on some rando. nobody needs the sermonizing. just bad vibes for all.

rereading that convo you sure you're not from mayberry?
It's my religious upbringing that comes out sometimes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 15, 2018, 12:07:43 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 12:05:42 AM
It's my religious upbringing.
i thought you exorcized these demons. you're just as goofy in the head as these chix acting this way :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 15, 2018, 12:08:48 AM
Which part of the Bible says you should shun drug users but pretend to be a girl in your spare time
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 15, 2018, 12:09:10 AM
guy was catching shit for being manipulative and creepy and now he's catching shit for looking out for someones wellbeing.

Atra can't win with the Bore or with the ladies.


But there's still Crypto my dude

 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 15, 2018, 12:10:10 AM
The Bore relationship thread: You need to work on your communication skills. How are you ever going to find a partner for a long term relationship if you can't do basic communication?

Also The Bore relationship thread: SHUT UP AND STICK YOUR DICK IN THE HEROIN ADDICT!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 15, 2018, 12:11:01 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 15, 2018, 12:10:10 AM
The Bore relationship thread: You need to work on your communication skills. How are you ever going to find a partner for a long term relationship if you can't do basic communication?

Also The Bore relationship thread: SHUT UP AND STICK YOUR DICK IN THE HEROIN ADDICT!!
what better way to work on your ability to communicate than getting a junkie to let you bust without offering brown in exchange?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 15, 2018, 12:20:24 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 15, 2018, 12:10:10 AM
The Bore relationship thread: You need to work on your communication skills. How are you ever going to find a partner for a long term relationship if you can't do basic communication?

Also The Bore relationship thread: SHUT UP AND STICK YOUR DICK IN THE HEROIN ADDICT!!

I was gonna say   :lol

If Atra is gonna get shit talk for this, itd be that he keeps attracting addicts lmao. You got sum odd luck Atra :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 15, 2018, 12:23:44 AM
when u scare away the normies you get the chaff.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 12:26:07 AM
Quote from: mormapope on May 15, 2018, 12:20:24 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 15, 2018, 12:10:10 AM
The Bore relationship thread: You need to work on your communication skills. How are you ever going to find a partner for a long term relationship if you can't do basic communication?

Also The Bore relationship thread: SHUT UP AND STICK YOUR DICK IN THE HEROIN ADDICT!!

I was gonna say   :lol

If Atra is gonna get shit talk for this, itd be that he keeps attracting addicts lmao. You got sum odd luck Atra :(
Maybe it's not so much my luck but the demographics of my home state of South Carolina.

Or at least, that's what I tell myself.

edit: Also, I’m a strong believer that pain is a necessary and powerful teacher/motivator. And trying to completely omit pain from your life with opiates and other strong pain killers is a terrifying proposition. Life is pain. Embrace it and be molded by it so you can be stronger and more resilient in your day to day struggles.

 :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 15, 2018, 04:05:15 AM
Heh, I dunno how you worded it but yeah I would think thrice before going any further too. Guess I'm a square. You shouldn't assume they have STDs but surmising she may be an addict doesn't seem far fetched.

Then again I'm not the wisest source on getting ass. YMMV.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 05:43:45 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 14, 2018, 08:14:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/wzbguXC.png)

 :idont

edit: She's 20 so she can't drink alcohol (legally). I hope her 21st birthday is soon.  :doge

edit2: playing the waiting game right now for her to pick a day that works best for her.

(https://i.imgur.com/RLcoluQ.png)

 :mindblown


Funny how June 4th got here so fast:
(https://i.imgur.com/zTZTfsE.png)

How the hell am I this unlucky?  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 15, 2018, 06:15:16 AM
Response

Well if you love it so much why dont you fucking marry it

*unmatch*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 06:21:20 AM
I told here “No worries. Best of luck on your future endeavors. ✌️“ and she said “Thank you.” and unmatched.

I really should go to bars instead.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 06:29:11 AM
I’m just a ~nice~ guy. That’s all. :ryker

spoiler (click to show/hide)
not really tho...   
[close]

edit:
I'm beginning to wonder if I've pissed off the wrong person and they told their network of acquaintances & friends that I'm a shitbag or something?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 15, 2018, 08:15:51 AM
Yeah I’m guessing it’s a far reaching gynospiracy vs literally any other explanation.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 08:20:21 AM
Or maybe I'm just lowkey ugly.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 15, 2018, 08:30:22 AM
Should have just tried your luck with the smack head

https://youtu.be/Y-mWRWs9rIQ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 15, 2018, 09:18:16 AM
College girls are high level gods at being flakes. Women and Milfs in their late 20's or early 30's on the other hand are a lot more straight up with banging and relationships, based on my experiences.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 09:46:07 AM
Older women won't even allow me to get to my "Hey we should meet up" line if they're not interested in me.

They'll just ghost as soon as they sense the conversation is going in that direction.

Seems like my ideal age group is 21 to 24. But they're not as common (in my area on tinder) as the 18 to 20 y/o's and the 25 to 35 y/o's.

Probably because they're in public like what normal ass people do.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 15, 2018, 10:16:38 AM
21-24 is playing on high difficulty man.  Get the late 20s/early 30s gals.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 15, 2018, 10:18:24 AM
https://youtu.be/bJQwVu2nBS8
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 10:22:47 AM
Late 20s/early 30s are, more often than not, dating men in their 30s/40s. At least from what I’ve seen.

And I’ve never had much luck with women my age or older. They can sense my inexperience a mile away.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 15, 2018, 10:53:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 10:22:47 AM
Late 20s/early 30s are, more often than not, dating men in their 30s/40s. At least from what I’ve seen.

And I’ve never had much luck with women my age or older. They can sense my inexperience a mile away.
True and not true. Depends on how established you are. Truthfully, men aren't usually well established either financially or mentally until late 30s lol.

The female 'dime piece' range is 24-30. I find that girls in the 25-28 range are the best in terms of still being young and jubilant while being smoking hot.  After 28 they can still be really good looking but that light is starting to dim and they become a bit more bitter.

Best fuck age is without a doubt is 32 and above. That's when the baby clock is ticking intensely (regardless if they want one or not ) and they're at their horniest most willing.  That's also when they tend to want men that look and act like men.

At the end of the day though if you're looking just to fuck, girls are no different than guys. They'll fuck guys they are physically attracted to instantly. No matter what age.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 15, 2018, 12:16:50 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 08:20:21 AM
Or maybe I'm just lowkey ugly.  :doge
If you were low key ugly or didn't have something that girls see, you wouldn't get the tinder matches you do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 15, 2018, 12:50:03 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 10:22:47 AM
Late 20s/early 30s are, more often than not, dating men in their 30s/40s. At least from what I’ve seen.
Where do you come up with this stuff. You’re bordering on Chad/Stacy here breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 15, 2018, 01:21:03 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 15, 2018, 01:00:52 PM
@Assimilate, how old are you?

You love to ask me personal questions, i'm not doxxing myself on purpose you fool. :doge
I've dropped tidbits of info here and there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 15, 2018, 01:27:21 PM
you are all terribly important to me bb's  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 01:43:07 PM
Maybe I have... a tinge of autism?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 15, 2018, 01:47:04 PM
Just a lil sprinkle of special fellow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 15, 2018, 01:49:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 15, 2018, 01:43:07 PM
Maybe I have... a tinge of autism?  :doge

If you can be an autistic world pinball champion you can fuck bitches. It's all the same concept.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 15, 2018, 01:50:50 PM
A taint of autism.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on May 15, 2018, 01:53:42 PM
Maybe it's [a thing I can't do anything about].

Yeah, sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 15, 2018, 02:06:21 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 15, 2018, 01:24:45 PM
You aren't terribly important to me.

Why you act one way when we're alone and another way in front of your friends?  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 15, 2018, 03:28:40 PM
I was hanging with some friends and their kids last weekend. And as we were getting ready to leave one of them pulled me aside and thanked me. When I asked why they were thanking me she said that she and her friends liked to have their kids hang out with my wife and I and our kids because according to them I was the only example of a dedicated husband and father these kids had as their fathers were either absent or getting divorced or somesuch, and they want their kids to see a guy who is a dedicated husband/father. I wish they hadn't told me. It's actually sorta sad  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 15, 2018, 03:36:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 15, 2018, 03:24:11 PM
Was just curious because I always thought you were maybe early 20's but the context of your comments on women's ages here seemed to maybe suggest otherwise.
Maybe because you have a fetish for the young?

i'm probably older than you so i'm not your type.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 15, 2018, 05:15:55 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 15, 2018, 03:28:40 PM
I was hanging with some friends and their kids last weekend. And as we were getting ready to leave one of them pulled me aside and thanked me. When I asked why they were thanking me she said that she and her friends liked to have their kids hang out with my wife and I and our kids because according to them I was the only example of a dedicated husband and father these kids had as their fathers were either absent or getting divorced or somesuch, and they want their kids to see a guy who is a dedicated husband/father. I wish they hadn't told me. It's actually sorta sad  :-\

The cynical side of me thinks she'll slide in your DMs at some point, drunk on $10 wine, with a link to George michaels 'father figure' the only text an ominous lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 15, 2018, 07:43:16 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 15, 2018, 05:15:55 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 15, 2018, 03:28:40 PM
I was hanging with some friends and their kids last weekend. And as we were getting ready to leave one of them pulled me aside and thanked me. When I asked why they were thanking me she said that she and her friends liked to have their kids hang out with my wife and I and our kids because according to them I was the only example of a dedicated husband and father these kids had as their fathers were either absent or getting divorced or somesuch, and they want their kids to see a guy who is a dedicated husband/father. I wish they hadn't told me. It's actually sorta sad  :-\

The cynical side of me thinks she'll slide in your DMs at some point, drunk on $10 wine, with a link to George michaels 'father figure' the only text an ominous lol
:phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 15, 2018, 10:16:45 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 15, 2018, 03:42:47 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 15, 2018, 03:36:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 15, 2018, 03:24:11 PM
Was just curious because I always thought you were maybe early 20's but the context of your comments on women's ages here seemed to maybe suggest otherwise.
Maybe because you have a fetish for the young?

i'm probably older than you.

I dunno, I'm pretty old. 

And finding adult women attractive is definitely my fetish;  yougotme.gif.
You have no idea how much more i'm creeped out by you now
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 12:34:24 AM
Here’s my two latest matches. Which one should I message first?  :doge
https://i.imgur.com/9sL5mGC.png
https://i.imgur.com/IRTqvJJ.jpg

(They’re both re-matches btw)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 16, 2018, 12:39:19 AM
Tequila over beer 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 16, 2018, 12:44:04 AM
Fur child is an instant pass. Tequila girl looks like trashy fun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 16, 2018, 12:45:20 AM
They're seemingly almost the same person, you could probably use the same text message for both.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 16, 2018, 01:21:55 AM
Girl 1 also has trash eyebrows.  :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 16, 2018, 02:54:27 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 12:34:24 AM
Here’s my two latest matches. Which one should I message first?  :doge

(They’re both re-matches btw)
Q: Would it make you happy to just be able to talk to girls in real life without fear? Yes sex and affection are necessary for 99% of people to have long-term happiness but you said you're not really looking for a serious partner right now. I think the most alluring part of dating for the chronically frustrated is being able to express your true, real-life self with other human beings and see how you connect with different types of people. The first good conversation in a long time is like feeling water flow through your hands, it has real weight but it's impossible to measure.

You know Casper, the friendly ghost? He was the OG nice guy and he didn't care because he did something incredibly unusual for millennial dudes, he probably only masturbated his soul.

Go out and flirt with girls without any hope or chance or expectations beyond the experience. Just enjoy yourself. Like Casper.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Hot Slice on May 16, 2018, 03:21:32 AM
Just realized I haven’t been in a real relationship in nearly 7 years. Time flies when you're having fun or are almost mentally shattered.  :D

I guess my question is, I’m getting older and am happy with the way things are, but should I be concerned about other people looking down on me for staying single past a certain age? I guess side question is is it wrong to be okay with having a relationship just to be “normal”, is that a wrong reason to start a relationship, regardless of the love and/or quality of said relationship?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 16, 2018, 07:35:12 AM
Taylor sounds like a good time.

LOL at fucking "fur-child"  Jesus Christ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 16, 2018, 08:19:55 AM
Maybe shes talking about her vag?

And the second can get it with her FKA Twigs hair
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on May 16, 2018, 08:27:43 AM
Fur child is such a non red flag yal been out of the game too long

It’s the neck up shot/angle that’s a sign she’s 20 lbs heavier than pictured.

#stillwould
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 09:17:33 AM
Yeah, you would be shocked how many women say "fur child" or "dog mom" on dating apps/site.

It's like 50% or more.

edit: I'm basically scrapping the bottom of the barrel but the bottom of the barrels thinks it's hot shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 16, 2018, 10:01:40 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 15, 2018, 01:47:04 PM
Just a lil sprinkle of special fellow

A "spergle," if you will…
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 16, 2018, 10:04:55 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 12:34:24 AM
Here’s my two latest matches. Which one should I message first?  :doge
https://i.imgur.com/9sL5mGC.png
https://i.imgur.com/IRTqvJJ.jpg

(They’re both re-matches btw)
Neither.

Just have an intimate conversation with your right hand.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 16, 2018, 10:07:08 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 09:17:33 AM
Yeah, you would be shocked how many women say "fur child" or "dog mom" on dating apps/site.

It's like 50% or more.

edit: I'm basically scrapping the bottom of the barrel but the bottom of the barrels thinks it's hot shit.
This is what I think is wrong with online dating, it skews the power dynamic so much that it's more like begging for attention at a queen's court than actually trying to form any kind of relationship. And I get that doing it face to face or more traditional methods still can have the feel of this, if it's someone that's a 9 or 10 they'll go in with this "Who are you to come into my kingdom?" attitude. Which I can sorta get. But with online dating 1s and 2s are made to think they're 9s and 10s.

I feel for you poor schmucks out there trying to make that work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 16, 2018, 10:32:51 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 09:17:33 AM
Yeah, you would be shocked how many women say "fur child" or "dog mom" on dating apps/site.

It's like 50% or more.

It’s still creepy and sad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 16, 2018, 10:34:52 AM
And especially sad if you're an actual parent and know what it's like to have an actual child.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 16, 2018, 10:35:48 AM
If I had a dime for every "Hi" message I've received from someone who has "Don't message me Hi" in their profile...

Quote from: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 12:34:24 AM
Here’s my two latest matches. Which one should I message first?  :doge
https://i.imgur.com/9sL5mGC.png
https://i.imgur.com/IRTqvJJ.jpg

(They’re both re-matches btw)

More than 30 miles away from you  :donot :nope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 16, 2018, 10:44:48 AM
Quote from: Hot Slice on May 16, 2018, 03:21:32 AM
I guess my question is, I’m getting older and am happy with the way things are, but should I be concerned about other people looking down on me for staying single past a certain age?

People are dumb. Who gives a shit about what they think of it. You do you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 16, 2018, 11:58:13 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on May 16, 2018, 02:54:27 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 12:34:24 AM
Here’s my two latest matches. Which one should I message first?  :doge

(They’re both re-matches btw)
Q: Would it make you happy to just be able to talk to girls in real life without fear? Yes sex and affection are necessary for 99% of people to have long-term happiness but you said you're not really looking for a serious partner right now. I think the most alluring part of dating for the chronically frustrated is being able to express your true, real-life self with other human beings and see how you connect with different types of people. The first good conversation in a long time is like feeling water flow through your hands, it has real weight but it's impossible to measure.

You know Casper, the friendly ghost? He was the OG nice guy and he didn't care because he did something incredibly unusual for millennial dudes, he probably only masturbated his soul.

Go out and flirt with girls without any hope or chance or expectations beyond the experience. Just enjoy yourself. Like Casper.
(http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/15/30/640x432/gallery_1.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 02:11:28 PM
Quote from: chronovore on May 16, 2018, 10:01:40 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 15, 2018, 01:47:04 PM
Just a lil sprinkle of special fellow

A "spergle," if you will…
A spergling.   :doge


edit:
(https://i.imgur.com/P56olE4.png)

I gonna give Taylor this dick.  :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on May 16, 2018, 02:43:44 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 02:11:28 PM

edit:
(https://i.imgur.com/P56olE4.png)

I gonna give Taylor this dick.  :esports

2018 season finally heating up :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 16, 2018, 03:25:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 02:11:28 PM
Quote from: chronovore on May 16, 2018, 10:01:40 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 15, 2018, 01:47:04 PM
Just a lil sprinkle of special fellow

A "spergle," if you will…
A spergling.   :doge


edit:
(https://i.imgur.com/P56olE4.png)

I gonna give Taylor this dick.  :esports

Lets just cut to whats important... if shes a little musty place a pencil tip sized bead of lemon vicks just outside your nostrils
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 16, 2018, 03:29:29 PM
it's always easier to pull a girl when you have a girl. women sense, or they may even smell other women on you.

all you have to do is get 1 chic, keep her around even if she's a fatty, and more will flock.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 16, 2018, 03:57:59 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 16, 2018, 03:29:29 PM
it's always easier to pull a girl when you have a girl. women sense, or they may even smell other women on you.

all you have to do is get 1 chic, keep her around even if she's a fatty, and more will flock.

what is this shit  :hhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on May 16, 2018, 04:06:24 PM
Or just wear a wedding ring. And convince all your single friends to do the same, then compare notes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 04:18:59 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on May 16, 2018, 03:57:59 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 16, 2018, 03:29:29 PM
it's always easier to pull a girl when you have a girl. women sense, or they may even smell other women on you.

all you have to do is get 1 chic, keep her around even if she's a fatty, and more will flock.

what is this shit  :hhh
So you don't get hit on more now that you're in a relationship as opposed to when you were single?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 16, 2018, 04:35:06 PM
If there’s any correlation there it’s that not looking helps you exude confidence
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 16, 2018, 04:36:21 PM
Quote from: Dufus on May 16, 2018, 03:58:40 PM
i hear it's even better when you're a dad

so all you have to do is get 1 chic, keep her around long enough until babby is formed, then more will flock. :rash
Yeah, I get women interested in me when I have the kids with me. But I feel that's mostly latinas being like "Oh, this guy has a job and is taking care of kids. He seems 'sturdy'"
You don't want that kind of attention. Not in the long run.

But I think it's a verifiable fact that once you're in a relationship women are much more inclined to be interested than when you're not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 16, 2018, 05:02:38 PM
He paid no attention to me. I find that sexy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 16, 2018, 05:07:06 PM
It's a combination of things.

Women are a lot better at picking up on nonverbal cues. They sense when a man is confident, when he doesn't "give a fuck" when he's taken and women are turned on by that. They get intrigued. A woman's mindset is always "that guy is worth something" if they see one of those indicators.

Of course you can always be a high caliber fuckboy and fake all those things just because you're a decent looking guy and slightly arrogant.  But another way, an effective way, of faking it unintentionally is by having a girl you're fucking, or dating, or whatever. You naturally are content with yourself, or with the 'night' because hey you have pussy waiting for you, right?

It's all a game that you're willingly or unwillingly in. So, whenever someone tells you that it's immature to say "it's a game" tell them to fuck off. Honestly, life is a goddamn game and some people play it better than others.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 16, 2018, 05:57:37 PM
I like how this is once more devolving into how to con women into putting up with you

also is full proof a thing or is riotous about to learn that it’s fool proof?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 16, 2018, 06:03:10 PM
It's not the proof, it's the full proof.
Duh!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 16, 2018, 07:06:17 PM
just die alone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 16, 2018, 07:11:42 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 16, 2018, 05:22:04 PM
Lack of thirst from being content, proves you have worth, and some competitive nature at play.

Of course there's also girls who won't go near a guy in a relationship;  so it's not like some full proof plan.  Tends to work better the more immature the girls you seek are; which has it's pluses and minuses lol.

More full proof:  bring a girl around a flirty female friend / fuck buddy / ex fuck buddy.  Similarly proves your worth, can make you feel confident, and adds some competition to the mix without the potential for a girl who refuses to go after guys in a relationship getting in the way.

Would you be willing to have your wife be that girl for Rahxephon or Dufus (assuming he showered that day)?  It could almost be considered a form of charity.  She might be able to deduct it from her taxes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 16, 2018, 10:07:04 PM
You won't know true love until you've experienced true, unflinching, co-dependency. If it doesnt work out, at least you'll have a possible Plan-B ten years out, staring with weary eyes at 40.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 10:26:20 PM
Quote from: hampster on May 16, 2018, 02:43:44 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 16, 2018, 02:11:28 PM

edit:
(https://i.imgur.com/P56olE4.png)

I gonna give Taylor this dick.  :esports

2018 season finally heating up :)
I’ve already had two false starts/fake outs.

This might be #3 since bad “happenings” seem to come in threes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 04:14:07 PM
I guess it's single mom season or something. Christ.

Every other profile is a single mom.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 17, 2018, 04:30:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 04:14:07 PM
I guess it's single mom season or something. Christ.

Every other profile is a single mom.  :doge
Don't neglect single moms. Those can be a lot of fun with very little commitment. They'll be busy most days but then when they come out, they come out ready to get fucking wild.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 17, 2018, 04:34:36 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 17, 2018, 04:30:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 04:14:07 PM
I guess it's single mom season or something. Christ.

Every other profile is a single mom.  :doge
Don't neglect single moms. Those can be a lot of fun with very little commitment. They'll be busy most days but then when they come out, they come out ready to get fucking wild.
#SingleMomsMatter

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2018, 04:47:42 PM
Send the single moms my way, hngggggg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 04:53:12 PM
And it looks like “pyschonaut” is not an acceptable term to put in a tinder profile.

At least not in South Carolina  :-\

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 17, 2018, 04:55:38 PM
Single moms that have been thru and seen some shit >>>>>>>>> bratty college girls that live off their parents scraps.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 17, 2018, 04:56:57 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 04:53:12 PM
And it looks like “pyschonaut” is not an acceptable term to put in a tinder profile.

At least not in South Carolina  :-\
That’s the bro equivalent of fur chid
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2018, 04:59:22 PM
I’m just gonna go ahead and be an honest pig and say I’m attracted to what motherhood does to a body
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 04:59:25 PM
The only prob with me & single moms is that I don’t look like dad material. Like at all.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2018, 05:03:38 PM
Maybe the problem is you’re assuming you need to be dad material 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 05:10:36 PM
"Hey kid, wanna buy some cough syrup?"  :doge
(https://i.imgur.com/KLKpeDu.jpg?1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 17, 2018, 05:11:18 PM
cart before horse
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 17, 2018, 05:12:32 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 04:53:12 PM
And it looks like “pyschonaut” is not an acceptable term to put in a tinder profile.

At least not in South Carolina  :-\

#smokesweedonce
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 17, 2018, 05:18:27 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 04:59:25 PM
The only prob with me & single moms is that I don’t look like dad material. Like at all.  :doge

I will be your father figure
(Oh baby)
Put your tiny hand in mine
(I'd love to)
I will be your preacher teacher
(Be your daddy)
Anything you have in mind
(It would make me)
I will be your father figure
(Very happy)
I have had enough of crime
(Please let me)
I will be the one who loves you
'Til the end of



time
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 17, 2018, 05:28:00 PM
https://twitter.com/aestheticsweeb/status/994572605142298624
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 17, 2018, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2018, 04:59:22 PM
I’m just gonna go ahead and be an honest pig and say I’m attracted to what motherhood does to a body
Fuck yeah dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 17, 2018, 05:47:29 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2018, 04:59:22 PM
I’m just gonna go ahead and be an honest pig and say I’m attracted to what motherhood does to a body

 :iface

let's not go that far.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 17, 2018, 05:47:58 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2018, 04:59:22 PM
I’m just gonna go ahead and be an honest pig and say I’m attracted to what motherhood does to a body

#hornyonmain
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2018, 05:54:01 PM
You do you, Assi, I like what I like
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 17, 2018, 06:36:20 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2018, 05:54:01 PM
You do you, Assi, I like what I like

Post some pics of that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 06:52:04 PM
Matched with a Disney fangirl...  :beli

edit: I should've stuck with the opiate addict
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 17, 2018, 07:07:38 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 06:52:04 PM

edit: I should've stuck with the opiate addict

Would have been a good way to meet other girls too. Say what you will about drug addicts but they know how to network.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 17, 2018, 07:18:06 PM
Just read an hilarious profile on OkCupid while browsing "women from anywhere", an exercice in reactionary edginess really : a massive nesting doll of rants against polyamourous and all the trending sexual labels, Buddhist converts, men who claim to be intersectional feminists, apolitical people, post structuralism, vegans, cheaters, etc... with some self depreciation thrown in and Stalin, Talibans and the Tcheka name dropped.

Should have been lame but the whole thing is so long and genuine it got a good laugh out of me. And also turned me on a bit, to be honest  :-[ . Sent a message to compliment her. Forgot to embed a link to register to The Bore.

Not a half bad looking lady either.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 07:43:22 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/LYOVfRK.png)

Oh christ, just shoot me in the face... :snoop

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B E A K P O S T I N G  :doge
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edit: She actually responded back. Wow.

(https://i.imgur.com/04vdq8H.png)

Typical. :goty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 17, 2018, 08:03:05 PM
try not being such a nice guy. match with a girl, don't say anything for 3 days and then hit her with "help me, i'm bored' or something more demanding like "hi, entertain me"

these nice guy convos don't get you anywhere
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 08:12:23 PM
That sometimes works.

Can't wait too long or an army of Chads will beat you to the punch and she'll forget you ever existed.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 17, 2018, 08:13:34 PM
In other words, hit her with the hentai
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 08:17:41 PM
"I'm fapping to daisy rule 34 porn right this second, actually. If you want I can skype my jerk sesh for your viewing pleasure."  :smug

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:stahp
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:quark
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No. I didn't actually write that.  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 17, 2018, 08:35:30 PM
"Haha, I actually cosplayed as Daisy at some event... Brb let me let me put it on"

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(https://abload.de/img/1139124216p8k.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=1139124216p8k.gif)
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2018, 09:37:05 PM
It is weird, but you should give it a shot, why not?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 17, 2018, 09:48:17 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on May 17, 2018, 09:05:06 PM
Tinder seems so fucking weird.

Legit thinking of signing up for it though.
Please do.
And post results
:phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 17, 2018, 09:54:23 PM
jack is a normal person with functioning social skills, so it would be a refreshing break from the pathetic shitshow that this thread is
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 17, 2018, 10:08:56 PM
Quote from: kris on May 17, 2018, 09:54:23 PM
jack is a normal person with functioning social skills, so it would be a refreshing break from the pathetic shitshow that this thread is
I think the words you're looking for is "comparatively more normal with comparatively functioning social skills" :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 10:13:12 PM
If this was MTG Jack would be a blue deck and I would be a black deck as far as how our crazy manifests.  :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 11:41:58 PM
Absolutely. :esports

edit: most of the time I’m just asking questions about things in their profiles since it’s tougher to get any social traction by asking out of the blue questions that may or may not relate to the girl I’ve matched with.

edit2:
(https://i.imgur.com/IVe5DO2.jpg)

Oh, and she's not dressed as a cartoon duck. She's posing with a statue of one.

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Huh. Daisy does actually look better than her in this pic. :larry
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2018, 02:48:55 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on May 17, 2018, 04:34:36 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 17, 2018, 04:30:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 04:14:07 PM
I guess it's single mom season or something. Christ.

Every other profile is a single mom.  :doge
Don't neglect single moms. Those can be a lot of fun with very little commitment. They'll be busy most days but then when they come out, they come out ready to get fucking wild.
#SingleMomsMatter
:pitbull
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2018, 03:03:01 AM
Got another match.
(https://i.imgur.com/bJrlNkg.jpg)

So, fellas... I'm a bit out of my depth here. What do I say?  :doge

"Name the time and place and I'll choke you so good I might end up in jail."  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 18, 2018, 03:05:00 AM
Please send that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2018, 03:06:09 AM
Nah.

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Nah.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 18, 2018, 03:22:45 AM
Post baby mom bods :lawd

Big nips  :whew

Oversized firm milky breasts  :whoo

Soft supple skin moisturized in cocoa butter oils  :delicious

Thicc booty from pregnancy  :cody

Y’all questioning this don’t even know
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 18, 2018, 03:33:02 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 17, 2018, 11:41:58 PM
Absolutely. :esports

edit: most of the time I’m just asking questions about things in their profiles since it’s tougher to get any social traction by asking out of the blue questions that may or may not relate to the girl I’ve matched with.

edit2:
(https://i.imgur.com/IVe5DO2.jpg)

Oh, and she's not dressed as a cartoon duck. She's posing with a statue of one.

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Huh. Daisy does actually look better than her in this pic. :larry
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Looks wise she’s about your tier so I dunno why you’re putting up such a front tbh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 18, 2018, 04:18:28 AM
A lot of people fall into a variation on the old Groucho Marx joke. "I'd never date a person who'd want to date me."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 18, 2018, 05:33:27 AM
Marx, the man, the author, the meme.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 18, 2018, 05:40:10 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 18, 2018, 03:06:09 AM
Nah.

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Nah.
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I mean it's literally all her profile (?) so... I would probably make a joke about it. Don't be crass but I would think some witty innuendo would be fine in that context.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 18, 2018, 06:02:48 AM
It seems like Atra is being matched with clones of the same chunky white girl wtf. On some Orphan Black shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 18, 2018, 07:09:57 AM
Browsing OKCupid profile from anywhere still.
Women  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 18, 2018, 07:13:23 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 18, 2018, 06:02:48 AM
It seems like Atra is being matched with clones of the same chunky white girl wtf. On some Orphan Black shit

That is Atramental’s league on the meat market known as Tinder: kinda cute and kinda chubby

He could do a lot better IRL but I don’t think the girls he’s shown pictures of are that bad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 18, 2018, 07:20:16 AM
That choking girl looks just fine to me on that pic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on May 18, 2018, 08:10:27 AM
He’s already blown it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 18, 2018, 09:08:42 AM
He needs to indulge in other kinks first. Going straight to choking is how we get psychosexual serial killers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on May 18, 2018, 09:36:25 AM
I mean there’s choking and then there’s choking choking.

He’d be fine with a girl that just wants choking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 18, 2018, 09:44:53 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 18, 2018, 03:22:45 AM
Post baby mom bods :lawd

Big nips  :whew

Oversized firm milky breasts  :whoo

Soft supple skin moisturized in cocoa butter oils  :delicious

Thicc booty from pregnancy  :cody

Y’all questioning this don’t even know
Well when you put it that way....


Quote from: Exodust on May 18, 2018, 05:34:58 AM
Ended up hanging out at a gay bar on my long binge two days ago and was hit on by a lot of dudes and one non-binary person. It was flattering but if I had any doubt I was straight guess I don't anymore.

Be boring, brehs.
I honestly thought you were part of the bore's gay group this whole time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 18, 2018, 09:45:37 AM
Protip for Atra: you're supposed to apply pressure to the main arteries on the sides of the neck. Don't be a novice and go for the trachea. You're not the Undertaker.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 18, 2018, 10:00:55 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 18, 2018, 09:45:37 AM
Protip for Atra: you're supposed to apply pressure to the main arteries on the sides of the neck. Don't be a novice and go for the trachea. You're not the Undertaker.
Unless you're choking with two hands that's hard to do. That's why it's usually always wrong in pornos.


I wonder if i'd like getting choked while the girl was riding me.  :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 18, 2018, 10:05:07 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 18, 2018, 10:00:55 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 18, 2018, 09:45:37 AM
Protip for Atra: you're supposed to apply pressure to the main arteries on the sides of the neck. Don't be a novice and go for the trachea. You're not the Undertaker.
Unless you're choking with two hands that's hard to do. That's why it's usually always wrong in pornos.


I wonder if i'd like getting choked while the girl was riding me.  :thinking

Yeah I have smaller hands so you're relying on your finger tips to hit the g spots. Larger span hands can kind of close around the neck easier obviously. Better yet find a girl with a classical petite neckline  :ryker

Or just go two handed like you said but that feels a million times more agressive than one handed.

https://youtu.be/xGb8qEyzR7w


*shivers*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 18, 2018, 10:09:47 AM
Quote from: Exodust on May 18, 2018, 10:06:16 AM
Just add a few slaps in and she won't be complaining.
I'm not into that. Slaps on the ass ok, but on the face? Too weird.

Plus, i have a hard time knowing my own strength. I could easily see myself knocking the bitch out with a hard palm to the face.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 18, 2018, 10:11:34 AM
Quote from: Exodust on May 18, 2018, 10:10:31 AM
If a girl wants to get choked, chances are she wants to get slapped.

Go for broke or go home.


i swear if i get arrested  :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 18, 2018, 10:16:42 AM
Why are you guys trying to get Atra to become Amir0x's cellmate?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2018, 11:13:24 AM
Quote
Hey, Jordyn. Would I be correct to assume that most guys you’ve been with haven’t choked you properly? I usually apply pressure to the main arteries on the sides of the neck and sometimes use my other hand to get a super firm grasp on the back of the neck (since it’s mostly muscle back there).

 Yay? Nay? :doge

Please tell me if I should change something...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 18, 2018, 11:16:28 AM
(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_medium/22/224634/2587934-wormser.jpg)

"Hello, miss. I'd like to speak with you today about the possibility of me 'putting it inside of you'."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 18, 2018, 11:18:09 AM
Nay! You sound like Dennis from Its Always Sunny lmao.

If you're gonna address choking immediately, make a joke about about whats more blue, your balls from her profile pic or her face when she has a strong hand around her throat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2018, 11:18:58 AM
What would a non-clinical version be like?

Quote
Hey, Jordyn. I take it most guys you’ve been with haven’t choked you properly? Most assume it’s the wind pipe you go for but actually it’s the arteries on the sides of the neck.


 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 18, 2018, 11:19:01 AM
Jesus lmao

You just made Jordyn check her locks a second time

Reduce that down to a quip, or two sentences. A cold open about a sexual kink can be a fine line.

Something like... Choke kink? Good for you I can palm a basketball! or something
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2018, 11:22:38 AM
Fuck it. I’m gonna use blue’s line.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 18, 2018, 11:22:46 AM
And don't start off with "Hey, Jordyn." Probably don't use any puncutation marks at all actually. Your goal with a tinder convo is to show you're 1) funny 2) normal 3) interesting and to get them digits as soon as possible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 18, 2018, 12:02:50 PM
Bear hug that neck until you turn into a better looking man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 18, 2018, 12:49:39 PM
I'm getting slightly better at "the getting matches" part. Works way better to message people currently online for one. Still a long way away from a drink, but you know... Progress.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2018, 01:24:12 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 18, 2018, 06:02:48 AM
It seems like Atra is being matched with clones of the same chunky white girl wtf. On some Orphan Black shit
The gene pool isn’t very diverse in certain parts of my region.  :doge

There’s basically 6 or 7 different types of white girl clones in my state.

edit: it also helps that my family is from up north originally so I look different from the typical southern guys.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 18, 2018, 01:43:54 PM
Quote from: Exodust on May 18, 2018, 09:45:32 AM
Nope, I'm sadly straight
Could have sworn I saw you in this https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1559673/ :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 18, 2018, 01:46:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 18, 2018, 11:13:24 AM
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Hey, Jordyn. Would I be correct to assume that most guys you’ve been with haven’t choked you properly? I usually apply pressure to the main arteries on the sides of the neck and sometimes use my other hand to get a super firm grasp on the back of the neck (since it’s mostly muscle back there).

 Yay? Nay? :doge

Please tell me if I should change something...
Lol might as well send her pics of a surgically detached vulva
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2018, 05:41:52 PM
I'm behind brehs. Can someone give me a quick recap of the Atra seasons I've missed?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 18, 2018, 06:17:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2018, 05:41:52 PM
I'm behind brehs. Can someone give me a quick recap of the Atra seasons I've missed?  :doge

Posed as a girl for a bit on Tinder. Punished with more Instagram followers and having to choke bitches for whom painkillers is the love of their life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 18, 2018, 07:00:47 PM
Punished Atra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2018, 11:24:31 PM
A man denied by his tinder matches.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 19, 2018, 08:05:39 AM
Have two chats running. One is bit stilted, don't think it will lead anywhere. The other is way more natural but to keep in tradition with qualifying women in Bore terms & weird rule 63 undertones, she's a bit TVC15-ish, which obviously is also part of the appeal (pointed me to some pretty rad, underground, artists). Not sure she's looking to meet in real life ultimately and certainly will not respond well to burning steps. She's good fun so I don't mind for now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 19, 2018, 05:46:14 PM
That first chat died as excepted. That other woman is pretty cool but turns out that she's not nearby at all despite the city on her profile.
The struggle continues...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 19, 2018, 06:09:27 PM
I thought the French fuck like rabbits?  What’s the deal?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 19, 2018, 06:13:39 PM
Just read a profile that went :

"Sapiosexual"
"What do the four letters acronyms mean ? Update : I'm INFJ T"
List of super mainstream low brow french comedies "that's my definition of humor"
"I'm binging YouTube, old Pokémon series and Dragonball Super"

 :cmonson

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 19, 2018, 06:09:27 PM
I thought the French fuck like rabbits?  What’s the deal?

Don't believe the hype.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 19, 2018, 07:24:06 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 19, 2018, 06:09:27 PM
I thought the French fuck like rabbits?  What’s the deal?

https://youtu.be/D3IXEbl5jhc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 19, 2018, 08:56:51 PM
Ask her if she'd like to goku on a date, maybe you could try to make her cum-e-hameha
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 21, 2018, 12:42:12 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 12, 2018, 03:45:28 PM
Filth and degeneracy is my art.

(https://i.imgur.com/tUonBpq.png?1)

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Don't worry. I'm gonna draw some more this afternoon.
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edit:
(https://i.imgur.com/FZ8k7qY.png)

This would NEVER happen if I was posing as myself.  :doge
Oh yeah, I just wanted to say, I swiped right on this girl as myself and didn’t get a match.  ::)

Go figure, huh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 21, 2018, 01:31:32 AM
To be fair, you're a random dude on the internet so it'll take longer for trust to build.

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Or maybe she thought your skinny butt couldn't handle it. :whatsthedeal
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 21, 2018, 01:42:13 AM
I think she might have 2 accounts. There was no mention about the strap on (not that I would want to be defiled in that kind of way.)  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 21, 2018, 01:44:31 AM
coward
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 21, 2018, 07:22:57 PM
Take one for the team Atra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 07:52:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/zHqigzI.jpg?1)

Lastest match. She just messaged me saying "Hey handsome man".

I feel like this is a cat fish scheme.  :doge

If it weren't for the "Clemson cheerleader" bit and her having a photo of herself in the Clemson cheerleader uniform I'd say this was a bot since most bots aren't taking into account local sports teams.

The plot thickens?:
(https://i.imgur.com/gL5sdNA.png)

edit: I need to know what would be a good rate for a college aged escort. :doge

PD? Olivia Wilde Homo? Thoughts?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 09:24:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/5QIpGH6.png)

:thinking :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 22, 2018, 10:01:26 AM
Sounds like a way to get scammed out of $40.  I wouldn’t do it until I saw a lot more proof that she would be legitimate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 10:07:27 AM
I agree.

(There should totally be an escort tinder tho. That would be amazing.  :doge )
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2018, 10:47:48 AM
At that point just get your dick wet from a prostitute. At least you wont enter that arrangment wondering if you'll end the night with bang.

What a time we live in where people will really bite at that proposition. Japan is our future but we could use some inadvertent self imposed population control
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 11:20:47 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 10:07:27 AM
I agree.

(There should totally be an escort tinder tho. That would be amazing.  :doge )
i think there is dude. I forget the name though. It's legal because they advertise themselves as a 'high end'  dating service.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 22, 2018, 11:27:38 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2018, 05:41:52 PM
I'm behind brehs. Can someone give me a quick recap of the Atra seasons I've missed?  :doge

That we should just cancel this series because the finale should honestly be Atra turning into the female lesbian he was born to be.

Seriously, Atra. If you're calmer with talking as a girl, why can't you just put that mindview into practice as a male? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 11:31:35 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on May 22, 2018, 11:27:38 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2018, 05:41:52 PM
I'm behind brehs. Can someone give me a quick recap of the Atra seasons I've missed?  :doge

Seriously, Atra. If you're calmer with talking as a girl, why can't you just put that mindview into practice as a male? :doge

Because it has nothing to do with him and more to do with the people that engage with him thinking he is a female.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 22, 2018, 11:34:33 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 18, 2018, 11:24:31 PM
A man denied by his tinder matches.  :doge

When you finally get laid, you'll be ashamed of your words and deeds. -Kojima 2019.

Quote from: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 11:31:35 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on May 22, 2018, 11:27:38 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2018, 05:41:52 PM
I'm behind brehs. Can someone give me a quick recap of the Atra seasons I've missed?  :doge

Seriously, Atra. If you're calmer with talking as a girl, why can't you just put that mindview into practice as a male? :doge

Because it has nothing to do with him and more to do with the people that engage with him thinking he is a female.

>Implying I mean he pretends to be a girl to talk to women
>Implying I don't mean that he takes that calm mindview as a "girl" and applies it as a man.

Seriously, it's not that fucking hard. He keeps second guessing himself as a "man" that it's utterly sad that he's more calm when he's "female"/catfishing. Just take that catfishing mindview (without the "being a woman" part) and apply it to your male/actual side, Atra. BOOM, instantly you'll have improved yourself one-hundred-fold.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 11:36:14 AM
I think I’m just more calm when I’m trolling people and not necessarily when I’m acting like a girl.  :doge

I’ve had a ton of practice on 4chan and sites like it over the years.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 22, 2018, 11:38:04 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 11:36:14 AM
I think I’m just more calm when I’m trolling people and not necessarily when I’m acting like a girl.  :doge

I’ve had a ton of practice on 4chan and sites like it over the years.

Seriously, though Atra:

Quote from: Atramental on May 18, 2018, 11:13:24 AM
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Hey, Jordyn. Would I be correct to assume that most guys you’ve been with haven’t choked you properly? I usually apply pressure to the main arteries on the sides of the neck and sometimes use my other hand to get a super firm grasp on the back of the neck (since it’s mostly muscle back there).

 Yay? Nay? :doge

Please tell me if I should change something...

Quote from: Atramental on May 18, 2018, 11:18:58 AM
What would a non-clinical version be like?

Quote
Hey, Jordyn. I take it most guys you’ve been with haven’t choked you properly? Most assume it’s the wind pipe you go for but actually it’s the arteries on the sides of the neck.


 :doge

This is just furthering my point. As a thought exercise: How the hell would you answer this as a "girl?" Then flip that response, make it "male" and you'd be fine.

Pretend you're "trolling," in that case. Just without the actual trolling part. I mean if I have to go back 10+ pages to copy-pasta your catfishing responses just to prove to Assimilate how much more calm and "in control" of a conversation you are as a girl, I'll fucking do that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 11:39:53 AM
 Yeah. Okay. Sure. :idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on May 22, 2018, 11:41:21 AM
Yes tell your matches how you would like them to fuck you in the tits
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 11:43:05 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on May 22, 2018, 11:34:33 AM

Seriously, it's not that fucking hard. He keeps second guessing himself as a "man" that it's utterly sad that he's more calm when he's "female"/catfishing. Just take that catfishing mindview (without the "being a woman" part) and apply it to your male/actual side, Atra. BOOM, instantly you'll have improved yourself one-hundred-fold.

It's not ? then why has there been thousands of books on  "what do women really want?". Picking up girls in the states is becoming increasingly more difficult. That's just a fact.  Men always had trouble doing this, now it's a much steeper climb considering every woman looks at a man first as a sexual predator jerk off before she can see him as another human being lol.

It's always talked about how "women are just objects" but these days it's almost impossible to approach a girl that doesn't immediately find you attractive. There's no more "talk game". She either finds you attractive or doesn't right off the bat, boom, no chance.

This is why there's Tinder.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 22, 2018, 11:43:16 AM
Seriously, though: That first one is pure cringe. You're taking responses here and not modifying them and just throwing them into the conversation thinking they'll help better your chances.

Honestly and with 100% real-talk: You shouldn't take the cheesy lines we apply here. I know that's going to sound crazy to you, but I honestly don't think it's helping you. You have to find your "own voice" like you did with your catfishing attempts.

And honestly, LAY THE FUCK OFF the workshopping your responses. You already have gotten laid what.... 5 times now within the past two years? You should honestly be at the point (at this point) where you're able to make conversation on your own without having to post 5+ times workshopped responses before choosing one.

Just go with the flow, man. "Bless Up"™ as Toku would say. Stop worrying so much.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 11:47:19 AM
o-okay I’ll try  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 22, 2018, 11:47:22 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 11:43:05 AM
It's not ? then why has there been thousands of books on  "what do women really want?". Picking up girls in the states is becoming increasingly more difficult. That's just a fact.  Men always had trouble doing this, now it's a much steeper climb considering every woman looks at a man first as a sexual predator jerk off before she can see him as another human being lol.

Maybe... just maybe... because straight men (and men in general) are creeps? TexasShooterHeadlineAboutBeingRejectedFourMonthsAndThenShootingTheGirlAndSchoolUp.jpg I do not fault women for second-guessing the vast majority of men (however I find it utterly sad when you're wanting to get laid. Just make sure the dude isn't ugly and a serial killer or have STD's and bam, go for it ladies... but that's another discussion)

Quote
There's no more "talk game". She either finds you attractive or doesn't right off the bat, boom, no chance.

If that's the case, then why is Atra bothering to workshop his responses? He could just say "I want to fuck you like an animal" and be done with it in that case. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 11:51:32 AM
Quote from: TIMU
If that's the case, then why is Atra bothering to workshop his responses? He could just say "I want to fuck you like an animal" and be done with it in that case. :doge
Because you can still say something that'll make a girl's attraction towards you do a 180.

edit: Oh, I'm seeing the sarcasm in your point. But yeah. Still.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 11:52:54 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on May 22, 2018, 11:47:22 AM

Maybe... just maybe... because straight men (and men in general) are creeps? TexasShooterHeadlineAboutBeingRejectedFourMonthsAndThenShootingTheGirlAndSchoolUp.jpg I do not fault women for second-guessing the vast majority of men (however I find it utterly sad when you're wanting to get laid. Just make sure the dude isn't ugly and a serial killer or have STD's and bam, go for it ladies... but that's another discussion)

Yeah, men in general can get creepy, aggressive, etc. And let's not throw in the "straight" in there because i've been to a gay club with a girlfriend once and sat observing...gay dudes are hyper-aggressive, more so than any bro scene i've ever been in. So let's lay off the "straight white man" shit.

And it's weird that you guys lambast Peterson so much and then defend the woman's stance with exactly his points. It's like you guys deny the inherent nature of males but only when it's to explain the male position. When it's to defend women it's immediately "oh yeah well men are generally creepy and super aggressive" wtf?

Quote
If that's the case, then why is Atra bothering to workshop his responses? He could just say "I want to fuck you like an animal" and be done with it in that case. :doge


Love that song.

And yes, if the woman found him attractive enough and thought he wasn't totally serious it would work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on May 22, 2018, 11:59:39 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 11:52:54 AM
When it's to defend women it's immediately "oh yeah well men are generally creepy and super aggressive" wtf?

I will always defend women against men. I have see far too many PUA-like men aggressively chasing women after being told "no." To fault women for being cautious around men.

I don't deny men's nature (or whatever the hell you're going on about) given men's biological purposes are to put their dick in as many women as possible to sspread their DNA as far as possible. But that's not the point.

As for gay/straight aggressiveness: Gays do not have the "time" for these head-games. A lot of gay men start VERY VERY LATE in terms of dating and sex, because their hometown does not have another gay person in it, so using that as some "gotcha" point in terms of men is kinda  :lol because while I get what you're getting at, it's kinda beside the point as gay-side men kinda need that aggression to do things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 12:21:28 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on May 22, 2018, 11:59:39 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 11:52:54 AM
When it's to defend women it's immediately "oh yeah well men are generally creepy and super aggressive" wtf?

I will always defend women against men. I have see far too many PUA-like men aggressively chasing women after being told "no." To fault women for being cautious around men.

I don't deny men's nature (or whatever the hell you're going on about) given men's biological purposes are to put their dick in as many women as possible to sspread their DNA as far as possible. But that's not the point.

As for gay/straight aggressiveness: Gays do not have the "time" for these head-games. A lot of gay men start VERY VERY LATE in terms of dating and sex, because their hometown does not have another gay person in it, so using that as some "gotcha" point in terms of men is kinda  :lol because while I get what you're getting at, it's kinda beside the point as gay-side men kinda need that aggression to do things.
All i'm hearing is excuses now. Everything is the cis males fault.

The way i see it is that people around here miss the point of what Peterson says in a lot of  posts in that other thread, but then i observe exactly what he says in other places, like this very thread. Irony. We all know the problem that males have, but society right now, especially in the U.S is making things a lot worse.  The pendulum is swinging way too far on the other side.

Gay men defend women, and women defend women like "hey we're not hard to understand" but they are. To put it in a more nerdy way men are like the standard model of physics, you can map their trajectory pretty accurately. Women, however, are like quantum mechanics. You don't know where the fuck they are, and they can be in two places at once. I love him i hate him type of shit.

Men have to navigate these fucking waters, and it's not easy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 12:36:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 07:52:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/zHqigzI.jpg?1)

Lastest match. She just messaged me saying "Hey handsome man".

I feel like this is a cat fish scheme.  :doge

If it weren't for the "Clemson cheerleader" bit and her having a photo of herself in the Clemson cheerleader uniform I'd say this was a bot since most bots aren't taking into account local sports teams.

The plot thickens?:
(https://i.imgur.com/gL5sdNA.png)

edit: I need to know what would be a good rate for a college aged escort. :doge

PD? Olivia Wilde Homo? Thoughts?  :doge

Came across another account with similar info.

Yeah, it's scam.

Thank goodness I didn't send any money. This one was slightly more convincing than the typical ones so kudos for that I guess.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on May 22, 2018, 12:41:32 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 12:36:54 PM
Came across another account with similar info.

Yeah, it's scam.

Thank goodness I didn't send any money. This one was slightly more convincing than the typical ones so kudos for that I guess.  :doge

How dare these scammers go after trusting (aka mentally challenged) men. The injustice breaks my heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 01:20:42 PM
I would've gladly paid money to see that chick spread her hoo-haw for me. Oh well, guess I'll try finding a look-a-like later. :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 01:42:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/fIYhz1w.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/vekWWSl.png)

 :idont


https://i.imgur.com/vzzDGDe.jpg

Mrrreow. Daddy like.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2018, 01:51:18 PM
she super busy suckin dick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 01:56:38 PM
She’s not in the same league as me looks wise so I’m kinda perplexed.  :doge

Could be a classic case of “I want a non-gay guy friend to chat with (and buy me drinks)”.   :doge

Quote from: filler on May 22, 2018, 01:51:18 PM
she super busy suckin beaks
Fixed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 01:59:30 PM
what kind of fucking shit was that dude. she just said she's looking for fun. 21 year olds want to get drunk not fucking married.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 22, 2018, 02:30:32 PM
Didn't think I'd be posting here again but here's a small incident someone might find funny:

Ended up talking with someone from college I hadn't seen in years and years, back then we "had a thing but not really". I only had good memories of him. Anyway, it wasn't long into the conversation where he starts talking about something weird that I didn't quite understand, because he was being kinda vague about it. But then he mentioned shit like Red Pill, asking "how deep into the matrix" I was, and I instantly recall seeing some shit on Google about this. I went back there to confirm and all I literally saw was "GG, neo-nazi, "nice guy(tm) cult" etc". I've never noped the fuck out as fast as that, laughing my ass off while also considering if I should change the locks on my door after blocking him. Am I already dead :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2018, 02:32:36 PM
can i have your stuff?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2018, 02:34:08 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on May 22, 2018, 02:30:32 PM
Didn't think I'd be posting here again but here's a small incident someone might find funny:

Ended up talking with someone from college I hadn't seen in years and years, back then we "had a thing but not really". I only had good memories of him. Anyway, it wasn't long into the conversation where he starts talking about something weird that I didn't quite understand, because he was being kinda vague about it. But then he mentioned shit like Red Pill, asking "how deep into the matrix" I was, and I instantly recall seeing some shit on Google about this. I went back there to confirm and all I literally saw was "GG, neo-nazi, "nice guy(tm) cult" etc". I've never noped the fuck out as fast as that, laughing my ass off while also considering if I should change the locks on my door after blocking him. Am I already dead :doge

Sorry to say, he probably already has a pin board with all your interest cross refernced with stuff you said in person. Looking for that confirmation bias that all women are liars.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 02:43:59 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on May 22, 2018, 02:30:32 PM
Didn't think I'd be posting here again but here's a small incident someone might find funny:

Ended up talking with someone from college I hadn't seen in years and years, back then we "had a thing but not really". I only had good memories of him. Anyway, it wasn't long into the conversation where he starts talking about something weird that I didn't quite understand, because he was being kinda vague about it. But then he mentioned shit like Red Pill, asking "how deep into the matrix" I was, and I instantly recall seeing some shit on Google about this. I went back there to confirm and all I literally saw was "GG, neo-nazi, "nice guy(tm) cult" etc". I've never noped the fuck out as fast as that, laughing my ass off while also considering if I should change the locks on my door after blocking him. Am I already dead :doge
The guy was revealing his "power level" (as the 4chan kiddies would say) to you to see if you were as "woke" about (((stuff))) as him. What a chump.  :heh


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edit: Also, red pilled guys are pansies. Get yourself a nihilistic black pilled dude instead.  :esports
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on May 22, 2018, 02:45:13 PM
Typical modern woman. She says she wants to meet a nice interesting guy, but completely ignores someone just because he has a few pro-alt right incel rants on his Facebook...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 03:51:53 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 01:42:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/fIYhz1w.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/vekWWSl.png)

 :idont


https://i.imgur.com/vzzDGDe.jpg

Mrrreow. Daddy like.  :doge

Quote from: filler on May 22, 2018, 01:51:18 PM
she super busy suckin dick

Just an hour ago:
https://i.imgur.com/81yIBn8.jpg?1

oh no no no no no no no no  :doge

 :whoo :lucas :dunno

Maybe bryan is her brother? Maybe?  :doge

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maybe I'm the side beak in this scenario?  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 22, 2018, 04:02:23 PM
That looks like a friend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 05:15:23 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 22, 2018, 05:10:47 PM
If that girl fucks you after 'low key looking for "Bae"' I'm retiring my penis to the ether of monogamy.
I meant it as a joke. Sure it might’ve not come off that way to some but if I were saying that in person I would’ve been super sarcastic with my tone of voice.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 05:51:13 PM
How about people that send me PM's not have me blocked so i can reply  :beli

Kris, i did the http, it still doesn't work. This place is worse than old GAF  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 08:24:55 PM
She's still chatting with me.

Went ahead and told her to ping me later when she's free from work.

So. We shall see where this goes (if it goes anywhere). :yeshrug

edit: https://imgur.com/a/zKiuVqM

Her eagerness is so nice. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 08:24:55 PM

Her eagerness is so nice. :noah

It is nice isn't it? And then after a lengthy relationship it turns into sighs and the look of disappointment.   :goty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 23, 2018, 01:15:25 AM
I'm late but that $40 thing was clearly a scam.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 23, 2018, 01:32:33 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 22, 2018, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 22, 2018, 08:24:55 PM

Her eagerness is so nice. :noah

It is nice isn't it? And then after a lengthy relationship it turns into sighs and the look of disappointment.   :goty
Only if you suck a being a person and relationships :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 23, 2018, 05:47:02 AM
don't tell her to ping you like you're dweeb lord
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 23, 2018, 06:20:31 AM
We say "ping me" at work so often it's gotten stuck in my lexicon.

I guess "shoot me a text" would be better.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 23, 2018, 06:50:29 AM
Should have said peg me instead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on May 23, 2018, 07:28:57 AM
Don't listen to these drybrains, making up your own words makes you sound cool.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 23, 2018, 07:59:59 AM
Choke-peg me back when you come around here !
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 23, 2018, 08:06:55 AM
Choke-Peg-&-Shoot-up-opiates Me Later  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
beak me up before you go-go  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 23, 2018, 10:46:27 AM
The corniest message I've written on OKCupid : profile just read "..." so I said hello in Morse code.

A ton of shitty jokes, too, and a couple of effort ones.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 23, 2018, 12:05:14 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 23, 2018, 10:46:27 AM
"..." so I said hello in Morse code.


 :dayum
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 23, 2018, 12:17:34 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 23, 2018, 12:05:14 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 23, 2018, 10:46:27 AM
"..." so I said hello in Morse code.


 :dayum

Well, that's the OkCupid system for you. You get one unilateral message to try to get the attention and hopefully a match. What can you write to stand out when the profile is one generic photo, no text, and no matching questions answered ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 23, 2018, 12:29:05 PM
I mean "Do you wanna see my collection of Japanese paintings" gets old fast.

Low effort profile, low effort opener.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 23, 2018, 12:57:42 PM
My usual opener for a contentless bio is:

“Whoa [Name]! Your bio is so detailed and large! Dial it back a couple of notches.”

  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 23, 2018, 01:29:54 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on May 23, 2018, 01:00:33 PM
I always expected that Vom would have this super suave French game like Lumierre or some shit  :beli

I'm more of the working Parisian type. Moaning about stupid people with a cigarette in my mouth, otherwise ribbing at people in good spirit with a drink and cigarette in mouth.

We'll see if I get any reciprocation for my effort messages. Love letters is a noble exercice but in this day and age you don't get a lot of practice. Maybe I'll be more stereotypically french then.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on May 24, 2018, 03:35:58 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 23, 2018, 01:29:54 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on May 23, 2018, 01:00:33 PM
I always expected that Vom would have this super suave French game like Lumierre or some shit  :beli

I'm more of the working Parisian type. Moaning about stupid people with a cigarette in my mouth, otherwise ribbing at people in good spirit with a drink and cigarette in mouth.

We'll see if I get any reciprocation for my effort messages. Love letters is a noble exercice but in this day and age you don't get a lot of practice. Maybe I'll be more stereotypically french then.

Write her a crown of sonnets.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on May 24, 2018, 05:52:16 PM
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 24, 2018, 06:34:47 PM
It feels like bags of sand.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
A fun homework assignment for the bore's virgins: put your finger into the side of your mouth. Now imagine that your finger is your willy and that your mouth has no teeth or gums and the side of your mouth is wrapped around your whole finger/willy snugly. That's what a vageen is like more or less. For added effect: eat some smelly fish beforehand. :esports
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 24, 2018, 06:48:49 PM
stop being weird
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 24, 2018, 07:06:24 PM
Never. 

:cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 24, 2018, 07:07:48 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on May 24, 2018, 07:08:50 PM
 :esports
 :esports
 :esports
 :esports
 :esports
 :esports
 :esports :esports :esports :esports :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 24, 2018, 07:11:07 PM
Makes me want to see a version of The Office with Atra as the Michael Scott character
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 24, 2018, 07:11:39 PM
Granted. I am running on 4 hours of sleep and have been in long boring Scrum meetings all day with 4 unresolved tasks that are eating at the back of my mind.

So, if I'm acting a bit "off" that could be one reason why. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 24, 2018, 07:19:16 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on May 24, 2018, 05:52:16 PM
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

How old are you?  :flabbypd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 24, 2018, 07:33:13 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 24, 2018, 07:19:16 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on May 24, 2018, 05:52:16 PM
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

How old are you?  :flabbypd
Does it matter? Edit: Maybe he’s saving himself for marriage.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 24, 2018, 07:33:33 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on May 24, 2018, 07:33:13 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 24, 2018, 07:19:16 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on May 24, 2018, 05:52:16 PM
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

How old are you?  :flabbypd
Does it matter?
yeah... yeah it does.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 24, 2018, 09:26:43 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on May 24, 2018, 07:33:13 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 24, 2018, 07:19:16 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on May 24, 2018, 05:52:16 PM
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

How old are you?  :flabbypd
Does it matter? Edit: Maybe he’s saving himself for marriage.
::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 24, 2018, 11:50:20 PM
Well, cuz the powers kick in at a certain age, right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 25, 2018, 12:07:04 AM
getting closer to fucking my manager
 :woken
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 25, 2018, 01:38:21 AM
Quote from: filler on May 24, 2018, 09:26:43 PM
::)
It was a joke, geez. Stop being so sour all the time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 25, 2018, 01:42:21 AM
 :banplz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on May 25, 2018, 02:12:03 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 24, 2018, 07:19:16 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on May 24, 2018, 05:52:16 PM
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

How old are you?  :flabbypd

27 but I have the ass of an 18 year old
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 25, 2018, 09:06:20 AM
Tattoos and skulls women must have a thing for me, I swear. Maybe the aspirin face or my beer consumption (more likely because I grew up on a cultural diet with some overlap with metal circles).  Not that I mind.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 25, 2018, 09:12:06 AM
French goth/punk girls. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 25, 2018, 10:08:59 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 24, 2018, 07:11:39 PM
Granted. I am running on 4 hours of sleep and have been in long boring Scrum meetings all day with 4 unresolved tasks that are eating at the back of my mind.

So, if I'm acting a bit "off" that could be one reason why. :trumps
:confused

That's not how Scrum works.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 25, 2018, 10:33:49 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 25, 2018, 10:56:37 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 25, 2018, 10:08:59 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 24, 2018, 07:11:39 PM
Granted. I am running on 4 hours of sleep and have been in long boring Scrum meetings all day with 4 unresolved tasks that are eating at the back of my mind.

So, if I'm acting a bit "off" that could be one reason why. :trumps
:confused

That's not how Scrum works.

I feel that every company I've worked for always have the scrum meetings take up 5x the amount of time they're supposed to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 25, 2018, 11:34:32 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on May 25, 2018, 02:12:03 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 24, 2018, 07:19:16 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on May 24, 2018, 05:52:16 PM
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

How old are you?  :flabbypd

27 but I have the ass of an 18 year old
Have you heard of a book called 12 Rules for Life from this interesting fellow by the name of Jordan Peterson?

You may want to pick that up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 27, 2018, 06:30:04 AM
Well it's official women think in gay. Maybe it's time to just lean into that shIt. The gay community would probably enjoy me more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 27, 2018, 07:19:12 AM
fuck them hos. don't let those crabs drag you down mane
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 27, 2018, 07:50:32 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 27, 2018, 06:30:04 AM
Well it's official women think in gay. Maybe it's time to just lean into that shIt. The gay community would probably enjoy me more.
A lot of people think I’m gay got some strange reason but I still get puss on the reg.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on May 27, 2018, 12:24:27 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 27, 2018, 06:30:04 AM
Well it's official women think in gay. Maybe it's time to just lean into that shIt. The gay community would probably enjoy me more.

TIMU and I have been telling you this since forever breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on May 27, 2018, 12:24:54 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 27, 2018, 07:50:32 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 27, 2018, 06:30:04 AM
Well it's official women think in gay. Maybe it's time to just lean into that shIt. The gay community would probably enjoy me more.
A lot of people think I’m gay got some strange reason but I still get puss on the reg.

You're married though. :doge

And also way too much into men's fashion for a straight dude :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 27, 2018, 04:39:19 PM
Well now that I'm not drunk and can talk about this like a sane person.

It's just I really like to go out drinking and dancing. But I don't really like or know how to approach others. So I don't. I also don't want to be a dude who kills other girls vibes or just tries to grind on them. Because I mean I'd hate for people to annoy me when I'm just trying to have a good time. So I guess since I can't tell when girls would actually like to dance I come off as "gay". Or so they tell some of my male friends who come out with me. It dosent help that I also like to stay close to my bros as well I can get it of control pretty quick.

So I don't know maybe I need to work on reconginzing tells.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 27, 2018, 04:58:37 PM
Just let some guy fuck you in the ass.  Then you'll know if you're gay or not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 27, 2018, 04:59:28 PM
dude you're just socially awkward, not gay. given the ease of access to porn now, you probably would have figured it out by now.  :lol


Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 27, 2018, 12:24:54 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 27, 2018, 07:50:32 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 27, 2018, 06:30:04 AM
Well it's official women think in gay. Maybe it's time to just lean into that shIt. The gay community would probably enjoy me more.
A lot of people think I’m gay got some strange reason but I still get puss on the reg.

You're married though. :doge

And also way too much into men's fashion for a straight dude :doge
there are plenty of straight menswear designers. give me a few hours to research the subject and I'll find one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 27, 2018, 05:29:39 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 27, 2018, 04:58:37 PM
Just let some guy fuck you in the ass.  Then you'll know if you're gay or not.

Booty Cherry: The Last Frontier
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 27, 2018, 09:48:51 PM
Well I know I'm not gay. Slightly bi maybe as I can find men attractive and not feel weird about it. But at the end of the day sex with a man dosen't interests me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 27, 2018, 09:56:56 PM
How do you know that unless you do it?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 27, 2018, 10:07:57 PM
Failure with a gender is absolutely not a valid reason to grt fucked in the butt. Life finds a way. Or maybe not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 27, 2018, 10:22:43 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 27, 2018, 10:15:08 PM
Do the "club is about to close, might as well go for it" thing;  there are girls on the dance floor waiting to see if someone is aggressive at the end of the night, and since the night is almost over anyways don't worry too much about ruining anyone's good time.
You're such a dirty old man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 27, 2018, 10:31:55 PM
ah the classic seattle 1:45AM bar sweep :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 27, 2018, 11:16:53 PM
Rahx. If you would like to explore your sexuality, I am more than happy to lend myself for the occasion. Call me at (702) FAT-DICK. I will provide lube, but please shave your taint.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 28, 2018, 03:23:09 AM
Emojis in profile descriptions  :idont
Half of them have ambiguous meanings...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 28, 2018, 04:01:03 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 27, 2018, 09:56:56 PM
How do you know that unless you do it?
I think you're mostly joking, but I don't know I guess....

I don't know I just have an innate desire to be with a woman I guess. I like the way they smell and look. I don't get that feeling from a dude.

But either way, I just need to work on being more comfortable with myself. I already know I can be a fun and cool person.......with people I'm comfortable with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2018, 05:55:59 AM
to be fair, Tasty Meat probably smells better than most girls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 28, 2018, 06:56:14 AM
i wear nothing but chanel* bb come at me  :-*

*and not that trollop stuff u find at macy's.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on May 28, 2018, 01:08:42 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2018, 05:55:59 AM
to be fair, Tasty Meat probably smells better than most girls.

Like strawberries :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 28, 2018, 06:19:24 PM
Smelling good is such a important element for banging and dating. Easy confidence builder imo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 28, 2018, 08:58:28 PM
Rahx pls update when u get dem cheeks split
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 29, 2018, 09:13:26 AM
Continuing my love / hate relationship with dating apps.
Tried Bumble, which is basically an amplified Tinder : As far as Paris is concerned it's all urban media elites and liberal careers : LOTS of women in the journalism, advertising, marketing, cosmetics business (literally dozens working at Publicis groupe), otherwise tech, lawyers, some artists, doctors and nurses or airplane personnel (which I guess for the latter two get somewhat shafted in dating by the work schedule). 90% of shiny happy people and stunning women in bikinis or evening / socialite attire, all of them seemingly globe trotters and riding horses on the regular (a handful of polo players even). Photo compression is HORRIBLE too. Not for me but I saw some woman I had the hots for a decade+ ago swiping by. Still looks fine and is doing OK in her job it seems, good for her and my time there wasn't totally useless.

Otherwise I retooled the OKCupid profile again. It's still the one place where I have sort of a chance, when all is said and done. Passed all questions to private however, to see if I can get both the benefit of the algorithm and of the essential mystery of love.

It all made me think a lot about what I really wanted. I'm not sure I'm wiser on the matter. I think I need some minimal amount of feels in my casual sex.

Not a big fan of online chat, that shit feels super stilted. I'm not the most perceptive but in person you get some feedback on where and when you start losing someone. And you get to drink.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 29, 2018, 10:43:19 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 29, 2018, 09:13:26 AM
Continuing my love / hate relationship with dating apps.
Tried Bumble, which is basically an amplified Tinder : As far as Paris is concerned it's all urban media elites and liberal careers : LOTS of women in the journalism, advertising, marketing, cosmetics business (literally dozens working at Publicis groupe), otherwise tech, lawyers, some artists, doctors and nurses or airplane personnel (which I guess for the latter two get somewhat shafted in dating by the work schedule). 90% of shiny happy people and stunning women in bikinis or evening / socialite attire, all of them seemingly globe trotters and riding horses on the regular (a handful of polo players even). Photo compression is HORRIBLE too. Not for me but I saw some woman I had the hots for a decade+ ago swiping by. Still looks fine and is doing OK in her job it seems, good for her and my time there wasn't totally useless.


hahaha and they're each demanding a tall, handsome, sarcastically funny guy with a great career that pays well but that doesn't demand too much time so they can get the attention they think they deserve while at the same time believing a quality BJ isn't a necessity and they shouldn't work to make you cum at all, it should just 'happen' because they're fabulous

The Modern Woman.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on May 29, 2018, 12:24:31 PM
Assy is r/incel personified.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 29, 2018, 12:31:05 PM
That escalated quickly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2018, 12:56:57 PM
Ooooh I’m talking to a match that’s so demonic, you guys
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 29, 2018, 12:59:55 PM
Deets?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 29, 2018, 01:16:28 PM
Quote from: Dufus on May 29, 2018, 11:39:37 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on May 29, 2018, 10:43:19 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 29, 2018, 09:13:26 AM
Continuing my love / hate relationship with dating apps.
Tried Bumble, which is basically an amplified Tinder : As far as Paris is concerned it's all urban media elites and liberal careers : LOTS of women in the journalism, advertising, marketing, cosmetics business (literally dozens working at Publicis groupe), otherwise tech, lawyers, some artists, doctors and nurses or airplane personnel (which I guess for the latter two get somewhat shafted in dating by the work schedule). 90% of shiny happy people and stunning women in bikinis or evening / socialite attire, all of them seemingly globe trotters and riding horses on the regular (a handful of polo players even). Photo compression is HORRIBLE too. Not for me but I saw some woman I had the hots for a decade+ ago swiping by. Still looks fine and is doing OK in her job it seems, good for her and my time there wasn't totally useless.


hahaha and they're each demanding a tall, handsome, sarcastically funny guy with a great career that pays well but that doesn't demand too much time so they can get the attention they think they deserve while at the same time believing a quality BJ isn't a necessity and they shouldn't work to make you cum at all, it should just 'happen' because they're fabulous

The Modern Woman.

for a moment thought i was on /r/incel when i read this post :jeanluc
ok? have you not been on Bumble? stop being such a white knight little bitch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 30, 2018, 12:41:00 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 29, 2018, 09:13:26 AM
Continuing my love / hate relationship with dating apps.
Tried Bumble, which is basically an amplified Tinder : As far as Paris is concerned it's all urban media elites and liberal careers : LOTS of women in the journalism, advertising, marketing, cosmetics business (literally dozens working at Publicis groupe), otherwise tech, lawyers, some artists, doctors and nurses or airplane personnel (which I guess for the latter two get somewhat shafted in dating by the work schedule). 90% of shiny happy people and stunning women in bikinis or evening / socialite attire, all of them seemingly globe trotters and riding horses on the regular (a handful of polo players even).

There's a small but regularly occurring cohort in this group that for whatever reason thinks I'm worth talking to on a dating site and every time it happens it's hilarious when they find out I'm the kind of cosmopolitan who wants to take a squatting tour of Europe and not the kind who climbed a mountain in Nepal to find himself because he can't embrace the inevitable ennui of modern existence.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 30, 2018, 04:07:31 AM
OKCupid for some reason seem to think I'm super not conservative (like bottom 10%) for some reason. Also super "rational" but that doesn't surprise me as much. The rest of their labels seem somewhat accurate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 30, 2018, 06:42:28 AM
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the kind who climbed a mountain in Nepal to find himself because he can't embrace the inevitable ennui of modern existence.

Oh that fucking mountain  :lol
The inflatable unicorn for swimming pools is another staple.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on May 30, 2018, 11:29:34 AM
Quote from: riotous on May 29, 2018, 01:19:03 PM
In my experience as a tall, handsome, sarcastically funny guy with a great career that pays well but that doesn't demand too much time so I can give the attention they think they deserve I find girls are quite thirsty to show off their BJ skills.

Maybe it's you, not them, Assimilate?

Breh, you're 50 years old.  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 30, 2018, 12:26:52 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 30, 2018, 06:42:28 AM
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the kind who climbed a mountain in Nepal to find himself because he can't embrace the inevitable ennui of modern existence.

Oh that fucking mountain  :lol
The inflatable unicorn for swimming pools is another staple.

Another variant is this:

Her: Oh, you studied Arabic? Have you ever been to Dubai?
Me: I haven't left the country in so long I don't even have a passport anymore. Muttering: And I'm probably on a list now that prevents me from getting one.
Her: I went N years ago and it was amazing.
Me: A Dickensian Nightmare with Petrostate Characteristics doesn't really appeal to me, and anyway Abu Dhabi owns my favorite soccer team so if I had to go to the UAE it'd be there out of some misguided tribalism.
Her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Kv4rBJi68
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 30, 2018, 12:50:18 PM
Never go full intellectual. I find arrogance is only really tolerated six months into a relationship. Theyve become too invested. After that, go to town!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 30, 2018, 01:07:51 PM
So she’s been to Dubai, eh?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 30, 2018, 01:09:04 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 30, 2018, 01:07:51 PM
So she’s been to Dubai, eh?  :doge

Hobby humor. :preach
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 30, 2018, 06:54:02 PM
For those of you giving me relationship advice based on these anecdotes: (1) thank you, (2) these interactions took place over 2.5 years ago and I don't date anymore, and (3) I am giving inaccurate recollections of the interactions for comedic effect.

That said, Experiment did give some good advice. If a woman says she loves Dubai I'm now going to immediately ask, "Are you on Instagram? :hitler"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 30, 2018, 07:52:07 PM
On a semi-related note, any girl on Twitter who uses #flymetoyou is a hooker.  Search for this hashtag and you essentially have a comprehensive list of escorts in the country, if not worldwide

https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/flymetoyou?src=hashtag_click
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 30, 2018, 08:04:08 PM
One chick, 5'5, 34DD 550USD for 1 hour. Damn. I wonder what my bootyhole would be worth to a 65yo multimillionaire perv. Probably a ticket to a matinee showing at any AMC theater.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 30, 2018, 08:19:46 PM
550$  :lol

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 30, 2018, 08:55:29 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 30, 2018, 08:04:08 PM
One chick, 5'5, 34DD 550USD for 1 hour. Damn. I wonder what my bootyhole would be worth to a 65yo multimillionaire perv. Probably a ticket to a matinee showing at any AMC theater.

Nice link  :maf

Quote from: filler on May 30, 2018, 08:19:46 PM
550$  :lol



Sorry to hear you’re poor :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 30, 2018, 08:56:56 PM
breh, none of these whores are worth half that  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 30, 2018, 08:58:25 PM
Post links, I want to see who you all are talking about
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 30, 2018, 09:12:01 PM
NSFW: https://mobile.twitter.com/SashaStolin

Shes the first one I looked at. She has fake funhouse titties but I always wanted to do a Killer Clowns from Outer Space scenario

(https://abload.de/img/2007es6i.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=2007es6i.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 30, 2018, 09:38:27 PM
Looks like I've got a date lined up for this Friday.  :whatsthedeal

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It only took a couple hundred botched attempts.  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 31, 2018, 04:32:28 AM
Quote from: Kara on May 30, 2018, 06:54:02 PM
For those of you giving me relationship advice based on these anecdotes: (1) thank you, (2) these interactions took place over 2.5 years ago and I don't date anymore, and (3) I am giving inaccurate recollections of the interactions for comedic effect.

That said, Experiment did give some good advice. If a woman says she loves Dubai I'm now going to immediately ask, "Are you on Instagram? :hitler"

The Modern Man everyone ! You feel too entitled to give good BJ too ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 31, 2018, 09:20:57 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 30, 2018, 09:38:27 PM
Looks like I've got a date lined up for this Friday.  :whatsthedeal

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It only took a couple hundred botched attempts.  :doge
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Me too  :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on May 31, 2018, 10:56:37 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 30, 2018, 09:38:27 PM
Looks like I've got a date lined up for this Friday.  :whatsthedeal

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It only took a couple hundred botched attempts.  :doge
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Quite a coincidence you have a date right after we talking about #flymetoyou babes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2018, 11:36:41 AM
Quote from: Huff on May 31, 2018, 10:56:37 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 30, 2018, 09:38:27 PM
Looks like I've got a date lined up for this Friday.  :whatsthedeal

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It only took a couple hundred botched attempts.  :doge
[close]

Quite a coincidence you have a date right after we talking about #flymetoyou babes

In that case, some important points for Atra

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Advanced booking is greatly appreciated and highly recommended.

Always have the donation ready in cash, unless otherwise agreed, and counted; make sure the amount is correct and place it in an envelope or separate from the rest of your money. At the appropriate time (during the first minutes of the meeting) hand it to her or place it in a very visible place so you spare both of you of any embarrassment.

We do referrals but you must see our model first. NO EXCEPTIONS. This is for the safety of the community.

Cancelation policy is 48 hours. Cancellations within 48 hours of the appointment time will be charged 50% of the appointment fee.

The donations are for our model's time and companionship only and they are not negotiable.

Before the meeting please make sure you are freshly showered, well-groomed, smell nice, and have minty-fresh breath.

Please be respectful and always be a gentleman. Your kindness, generosity, and chivalry will be appreciated and rewarded.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 31, 2018, 12:09:26 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2018, 11:36:41 AM
Quote from: Huff on May 31, 2018, 10:56:37 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 30, 2018, 09:38:27 PM
Looks like I've got a date lined up for this Friday.  :whatsthedeal

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It only took a couple hundred botched attempts.  :doge
[close]

Quite a coincidence you have a date right after we talking about #flymetoyou babes

In that case, some important points for Atra

Quote
Advanced booking is greatly appreciated and highly recommended.

Always have the donation ready in cash, unless otherwise agreed, and counted; make sure the amount is correct and place it in an envelope or separate from the rest of your money. At the appropriate time (during the first minutes of the meeting) hand it to her or place it in a very visible place so you spare both of you of any embarrassment.

We do referrals but you must see our model first. NO EXCEPTIONS. This is for the safety of the community.

Cancelation policy is 48 hours. Cancellations within 48 hours of the appointment time will be charged 50% of the appointment fee.

The donations are for our model's time and companionship only and they are not negotiable.

Before the meeting please make sure you are freshly showered, well-groomed, smell nice, and have minty-fresh breath.

Please be respectful and always be a gentleman. Your kindness, generosity, and chivalry will be appreciated and rewarded.

Punctual, respectful, kind, generous, chivalrous, gentlemanly, freshly showered, well-groomed, smelling nice with minty-fresh breath? If all that were true, your services wouldn't be needed.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2018, 12:17:06 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on May 31, 2018, 12:09:26 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2018, 11:36:41 AM
Quote from: Huff on May 31, 2018, 10:56:37 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 30, 2018, 09:38:27 PM
Looks like I've got a date lined up for this Friday.  :whatsthedeal

spoiler (click to show/hide)
It only took a couple hundred botched attempts.  :doge
[close]

Quite a coincidence you have a date right after we talking about #flymetoyou babes

In that case, some important points for Atra

Quote
Advanced booking is greatly appreciated and highly recommended.

Always have the donation ready in cash, unless otherwise agreed, and counted; make sure the amount is correct and place it in an envelope or separate from the rest of your money. At the appropriate time (during the first minutes of the meeting) hand it to her or place it in a very visible place so you spare both of you of any embarrassment.

We do referrals but you must see our model first. NO EXCEPTIONS. This is for the safety of the community.

Cancelation policy is 48 hours. Cancellations within 48 hours of the appointment time will be charged 50% of the appointment fee.

The donations are for our model's time and companionship only and they are not negotiable.

Before the meeting please make sure you are freshly showered, well-groomed, smell nice, and have minty-fresh breath.

Please be respectful and always be a gentleman. Your kindness, generosity, and chivalry will be appreciated and rewarded.

Punctual, respectful, kind, generous, chivalrous, gentlemanly, freshly showered, well-groomed, smelling nice with minty-fresh breath? If all that were true, your services wouldn't be needed.



Also enough disposable cash to throw down 1 hour of cooch time for $550
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 31, 2018, 12:20:15 PM
Quote from: Huff on May 31, 2018, 10:56:37 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 30, 2018, 09:38:27 PM
Looks like I've got a date lined up for this Friday.  :whatsthedeal

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It only took a couple hundred botched attempts.  :doge
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Quite a coincidence you have a date right after we talking about #flymetoyou babes
I’m too poor to afford a $550 hot prostitute. :fbm

A $30 (at most) tinder date with an average looking Latina will have to do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 31, 2018, 12:25:21 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2018, 12:17:06 PM
Also enough disposable cash to throw down 1 hour of cooch time for $550

For $550 an hour I expect cross-border tax expertise.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 31, 2018, 02:15:07 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 31, 2018, 02:20:48 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 31, 2018, 02:13:46 PM
And not to mention the cost of the plane ticket.

Last time I flew a girl to me for sex it cost me some airline miles I was about to lose and a gallon of gas.

 :lawd

That's one efficient plane.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 31, 2018, 04:10:45 PM
Atra pm me your phone number, I need to share my demonic ways with someone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 31, 2018, 06:02:29 PM
I just don’t know where to upload pics discreetly, last time I uploaded my tinder exploits to imgur or something and got hate messages  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 31, 2018, 07:19:24 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 31, 2018, 04:10:45 PM
Atra pm me your phone number, I need to share my demonic ways with someone
I’ll do so once I’m at my house.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 31, 2018, 07:22:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 30, 2018, 09:38:27 PM
Looks like I've got a date lined up for this Friday.  :whatsthedeal

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It only took a couple hundred botched attempts.  :doge
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(https://i.imgur.com/GwQhhlI.png)

Motherfucker.  :mindblown
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2018, 07:29:01 PM
Send: oh thank God, I have to fly out to Madrid early tomorrow and was dreading having to cancel on you! Then pour out some wine and masturbate into a sock.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2018, 07:31:06 PM
Don’t forget to tell her the trip is for the CIA. Your employer.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 31, 2018, 08:26:04 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 31, 2018, 07:55:44 PM
Great, I bleached my asshole for nothing.  You owe me big

Please post this.  She’s just going to unfollow you anyway.  Go out strong
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 31, 2018, 08:51:23 PM
She says she'll be willing to meet up Monday or Tuesday. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 31, 2018, 08:52:33 PM
You're in, just arrange the date and don't ruin it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2018, 08:58:13 PM
Hope you didnt send that butthole thing yet, unless thats an update after the butthole thing in which case wooo doggie

Monday/Tuesday meetup though  :donot worst case scenario is y'all gonna get some Sbarros and browse a Hot Topic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 31, 2018, 09:05:48 PM
don't respond until wednesday
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 31, 2018, 09:19:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/bKmwYFK.png)

:whatsthedeal

(https://i.imgur.com/WJvvIcm.png)

 :birb :whatsthedeal
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2018, 09:25:58 PM
I feel you were too quick on the response. Should have let it stew for a night, make her think youre under a single lamp on a beaten up old art desk for thr night creating art, then hit her back with a response. I know I know, lets all be real and honest and act on our instincts but watch this chick waffle again because hmmmm he's a little too eager. Either way, if it works out I'll jerk off into a sock.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 31, 2018, 10:27:53 PM
Getting a date lined up with Jeanna right now. Funny how things play out. :doge

edit: Or maybe I'm getting the run around...  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Snowden on June 01, 2018, 01:10:57 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 31, 2018, 10:27:53 PM
Getting a date lined up with Jeanna right now. Funny how things play out. :doge

edit: Or maybe I'm getting the run around...  :doge
I'm just an occasional lurker here, so feel free to disregard, but the feeling I get from all your posts is that you're just trying too hard. In my limited experience from online dating, girls saw that immediately. I found more success with getting dates just not caring in what I responded with, and using little to no punctuation/capitalization. 

Based on the girl friends I have, none of them take tinder/bumble seriously, so I feel like you're attempts to set up these dates five days in advance is too much room for time for them to either rethink it, or get talked out of it by their friends. Just don't take it too seriously and use it for hookups, idk that's what worked for me.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 01, 2018, 01:27:06 AM
Quote from: Snowden on June 01, 2018, 01:10:57 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 31, 2018, 10:27:53 PM
Getting a date lined up with Jeanna right now. Funny how things play out. :doge

edit: Or maybe I'm getting the run around...  :doge
I'm just an occasional lurker here, so feel free to disregard, but the feeling I get from all your posts is that you're just trying too hard. In my limited experience from online dating, girls saw that immediately. I found more success with getting dates just not caring in what I responded with, and using little to no punctuation/capitalization. 

Based on the girl friends I have, none of them take tinder/bumble seriously, so I feel like you're attempts to set up these dates five days in advance is too much room for time for them to either rethink it, or get talked out of it by their friends. Just don't take it too seriously and use it for hookups, idk that's what worked for me.
:mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 01, 2018, 02:10:14 AM
I might as well text drunk or high if that’s the case.

All day I’m constantly in “professional mode” due to my job and my natural temperament.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 01, 2018, 02:16:13 AM
fuck these goddamn sluts. they're not worth the sweat off your ass crack, treat them accordingly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 01, 2018, 05:18:36 AM
From my limited experience, anything longer than two sentences in chat will get the discussion cold right away. Maybe it's profile dependent but on Tinder I would expect it to be the norm.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on June 01, 2018, 07:34:47 AM
has anyone recommended that you should be cocky and funny yet? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 01, 2018, 12:57:32 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 01, 2018, 07:34:47 AM
has anyone recommended that you should be cocky and funny yet? :doge
I know you're joking but that is like telling someone "be confident!".

And as someone who wasn't confident, when it came to dating, for the longest time... it did not happen over night. It was an emotionally brutal and long process of trial and error.

What sped up the process a bit was having a coach/guide in the beginning (SharkJohnson/KissVibes) but I still had to put myself out there and take multiple falls & go down many dead ends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 01, 2018, 01:07:31 PM
Honestly, the way you handle being cancelled on and stuff is pretty great considering the origin story 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 01, 2018, 01:13:39 PM
Anywho, I'm gonna force myself to go out to a bar tonight by myself since I've been putting that off for a while.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 02, 2018, 12:09:27 AM
Friend who just had a baby with her deadbeat husband messaged me out of the blue:

"Can I tell you something"
"Of course"
"I really wish I could fuck you"

Lol. Don't have a baby at 22 if you're white trash.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 02, 2018, 12:11:56 AM
send her my way  :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 02, 2018, 12:57:20 AM
Nah not gonna help her make mistakes, I'm sending her good vibes and giving her advice on fixing her relationship because that's what friends do
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 02, 2018, 10:57:05 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on June 02, 2018, 01:02:45 AM
What’s this “pour will be a lot quieter” line about? You talking about the bartender pouring a drink?
On busy days like Friday it’s super hard to hear people talk. Sometimes it’s because a band is playing or because they have the music just blasting through the speaker system in order to drown out the already loud conversational ambient noise of a hundred or so people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 02, 2018, 12:09:45 PM
Heh, my first date with my girlfriend was at a local bar where a DJ spins classic rock, pop, indie vinyl. Only seats were near a speaker and there was constant screechy feedback. Maybe that's why she wanted to go out again, she probably couldn't hear all the stupid or awkward shit I yammer on about due to nervousness:p
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 02, 2018, 02:06:44 PM
he's exploring his options
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 02, 2018, 02:49:37 PM
Its like that scene in Pi with the pulsing growth. Its so bothersome you need to cut It out, or at least obsess on it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 02, 2018, 03:25:04 PM
that thread is six months old fwiw. rahx has posted more encouraging stuff since then
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 02, 2018, 03:26:05 PM
Keep the Fake GAF snooping shite in the shite thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mandark on June 03, 2018, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 03, 2018, 03:42:24 AM
When you get a little squirt of titty milk while she rides u :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 03, 2018, 04:07:47 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/QpH0GWj.png)

 :birb :ryker

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:idont
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So that's what commenting on profile pics looks like. Huh. Interesting. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 12:02:37 AM
what's with the bald head? can you not grow some hair out anymore? And why you doin that white undershirt with a button down

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 04, 2018, 12:15:03 AM
yeah lose the visible undershirt you're not in IT or middle management.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 01:05:40 AM
Quote from: riotous on June 04, 2018, 01:01:08 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 12:02:37 AM
what's with the bald head? can you not grow some hair out anymore? And why you doin that white undershirt with a button down

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say male pattern baldness.
it could be an exaggeration. once i started getting that receding hairline i started shaving my head for almost 10 years until i realized i could still grow some hair out without looking like i'm holding on too long.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2018, 06:12:59 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 04, 2018, 12:15:03 AM
yeah lose the visible undershirt you're not in IT or middle management.

#lactationnation
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 04, 2018, 09:53:14 AM
Atra probably looks even better bald than with a full head of hair. Rock on, handsome.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2018, 10:48:31 AM
Quote
(https://abload.de/img/capture_2018-06-04-10hfsux.png) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=capture_2018-06-04-10hfsux.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on June 04, 2018, 12:41:29 PM
Is Assimilate AIA?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 12:51:06 PM
Quote from: Dufus on June 04, 2018, 06:21:13 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 12:02:37 AM
what's with the bald head? can you not grow some hair out anymore?

atra looks good bald

bitches love bald men

  1. he does but

2. they don't. i wish this were true, believe me, because i am heading straight here in another few years but the reality is they don't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 04, 2018, 12:57:36 PM
there aren't any ugly boreans
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 01:03:14 PM
Quote from: Dufus on June 04, 2018, 12:56:48 PM

but balding men who shave off the rest of what they have left, sure
again, most women prefer hair. this is a fact.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 04, 2018, 01:08:24 PM
up handsome really should be in the newsfeed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 04, 2018, 01:10:17 PM
I can't grow anything up top except some wisps of hair.

Also, I've already accepted my fate as a bald man.

If anything my baldness weeds out the uber superficial thots really quick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 04, 2018, 04:08:07 PM
What sides?  ???

I shave my head every week.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 04, 2018, 04:10:13 PM
Why would anyone want to weed out superficial thots  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 04, 2018, 04:23:40 PM
It's just something I tell myself so I don't feel too bad about being bald. :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 04, 2018, 05:13:57 PM
Atra, I didn't really notice it until now because you don't post pics very often, but you're HELLA attractive, and you pull off the bald+beard combo really well. That should give you a lot of hope because it just means your relationship issues come from personality and location. If you moved somewhere else and just worked on being more confident + being the best you that you possibly can, you'll be rolling in it. I'm speaking honestly and not just talking you up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 04, 2018, 06:00:45 PM
sththka would eat that ass
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 04, 2018, 06:23:15 PM
st&209$#!&%*tk would totally sit on your face.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 04, 2018, 06:43:17 PM
shosta is ace, thats the only canon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 04, 2018, 06:45:13 PM
Gustav Mahler would side hug you in a Christian manner.

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Ron might get this one.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 04, 2018, 06:50:09 PM
Quote from: Kara on June 04, 2018, 06:45:13 PM
Gustav Mahler would side hug you in a Christian manner.

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Ron might get this one.
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:mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 06:56:03 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 04, 2018, 01:10:17 PM
I can't grow anything up top except some wisps of hair.


Damn, you're like my younger brother. Dude is hanging on hard.


But there's literally nothing to hang on to  :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 06, 2018, 05:13:40 AM
My manager is married :goty2
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To her OLD BOSS  :crazy
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 06, 2018, 05:23:44 PM
The moment wrath pulled out

https://youtu.be/khmudXrDemU
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on June 06, 2018, 05:40:28 PM
One lady friend is fucking nuts and ended our friendship for next to no reason, sent her vile messages, we still might be friends now after that. :lol

Just started talking to another lady where we sexted almost instantly, swapped snapchats, and was greeted by a plethora of nudes and a couple vids of her being fucked. She seems really intrigued by the idea filming me fucking her.

Life is chaos, Im down with the devil but I still needs blessings either way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 06, 2018, 05:50:05 PM
I love mormapope updates  :aah what happened to that thot that was pegging you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 06, 2018, 06:52:08 PM
Quote from: Exodust on June 06, 2018, 06:34:10 AM
Ended up banging someone last night(by that I mean last, last night since it's now 6 am). It was cool but kinda empty, which made me kinda start questioning myself and if my earlier thought of just giving up for now and focusing on myself was the right call. I think it might have to do with mixed signals I get from this girl back home I still haven't gotten over. She dumped me but we're still cool on chat apps and she randomly calls me up every now and again on Line. I'm visiting home for a few months, flying tomorrow, so maybe it's the fact that I'll be back for a bit?

Either way I can't say I'm sweating things too much. I get a break from job and pussy search depression while catching up on vidya. As toku always says: we gon be alright.

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on June 06, 2018, 06:58:57 PM
Quote from: kris on June 06, 2018, 05:50:05 PM
I love mormapope updates  :aah what happened to that thot that was pegging you?

Shes the one that's crazy!  :-\ :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 06, 2018, 07:33:32 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 06, 2018, 11:43:19 PM
I sure matched with a lot more women while I was briefly in Milwaukee and Minneapolis/St Paul. Some of them even actually ok looking. Too bad I'm in Chicago. Though I really don't know why a change in Midwests locations would make a huge deal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 06, 2018, 11:51:51 PM
I just assume people in big cities have higher/unrealistic standards since they have a nearly infinite amount of choice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 07, 2018, 06:03:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 06, 2018, 11:51:51 PM
I just assume people in big cities have higher/unrealistic standards since they have a nearly infinite amount of choice.
This is true. It makes things like Tinder harder but easier to meet people out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 07, 2018, 07:10:15 PM
Well I just had some bad women related news that put me in a bad mood. And I feel like with recent developments that I'm bound to slip back into my bad self. I'm just really annoyed right now.

I guess I want a quick fix, but that dosent exist. I just wonder if I will ever be romantically/sexually satisfied and happy.

Probably not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 07, 2018, 07:15:48 PM
Is it just me or is everyone super flaky during the summer? Jesus Christ. I’m totally going to a bar this weekend. Fuck tinder.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 07, 2018, 08:08:03 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 07, 2018, 07:15:48 PM
Is it just me or is everyone super flaky during the summer? Jesus Christ. I’m totally going to a bar this weekend. Fuck tinder.  :doge

Heh, in hindsight all of my relationships started in Spring or Fall...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 07, 2018, 08:28:48 PM
Y'all white boys need to urban dict cuffing season
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 08, 2018, 12:21:25 PM
been with my gf for a year now, still going great. we're going to Europe in the fall.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 10, 2018, 12:52:45 AM
Signed up to bumble on Friday(never done dating apps before), was feelin p thirsty. Wasn't sure what to put in my profile, how funny or personal etc so I just chucked in the best few photos I had (figured 4, like i kinda care, but didn't wanna look despo or too vain). Let some friends do some bumbling at dinner, and they updated my profile with a well know street joke I'd told: what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? dumb and lewd, but I had a weekend sex party with a thicc af lawyer that just moved back from Morocco :trumps missed out on a few matches that looked cute, but I didn't have time to respond, and have 20 more matches in the wings now. Shit is a little overwhelming tbh. Lawyer wants to go away to a bach an hour or so away next weekend  :doge ima keep it chill, but also p keen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 10, 2018, 12:56:11 AM
I don't get the joke, so you must be a hotty.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 10, 2018, 12:58:05 AM
I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 10, 2018, 12:59:37 AM
I thought "dumb and lewd" was the punchline  :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 10, 2018, 01:01:39 AM
what's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you cut the hooker  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 10, 2018, 01:02:40 AM
Deleted tinder.

Just gonna focus on getting myself fit both mentally and physically until Fall rolls around.  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 10, 2018, 01:03:59 AM
Quote from: naff on June 10, 2018, 12:58:05 AM
I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

That's falafel.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 10, 2018, 01:08:11 AM
They also wrote it out in English and Maori, of which I'm 1/16th (but make no mention of it, I'm white af aside from v big lips).

So like, i respect prostitutes with a living wage AND the indigenous ppl of our nation.  :salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 10, 2018, 01:10:13 AM
Thank you for your service. :american
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 10, 2018, 01:12:16 AM
Quote from: Kara on June 10, 2018, 01:03:59 AM
Quote from: naff on June 10, 2018, 12:58:05 AM
I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

That's falafel.
I think you mean... falawful  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 10, 2018, 01:12:59 AM
Quote from: Atramental on June 10, 2018, 01:02:40 AM
Deleted tinder.

Just gonna focus on getting myself fit both mentally and physically until Fall rolls around.  :goty2

this cuffing season...cuff yourself first   :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 10, 2018, 01:17:36 AM
Amend the punchline to reflect your desired respect for water sports. (I should prolly change my profile now. Small city. Don't wanna be the water sports guy).

Also, it's the first full blown week of winter here. Prob a good time, lotta cuties looking to huddle up.

<3
(https://media.wizards.com/2018/bbd/en_7zN5TVGevm.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 10, 2018, 05:58:56 AM
I also deleted all those internet dating apps. What pos. at this point I don't give a fuck about meeting women. It's whatever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 10, 2018, 06:14:06 AM
Quote from: naff on June 10, 2018, 01:17:36 AM
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/ANoRlOskdqrVJIBSoyFmuaooP4eMYJejq_3GBNnDkPtYkAUGuM1vx0OGKsG6GY3S1qShocmcxmRJxLi0VukixAMUvFwJgM8f8KLSarYo1qNhWfoNeVvvesGN0F_uoCdZNqA8AhFC5z-MuYeqbStJqtiTqh0=w264-h378-nc)

Huddle up? Lol. Even if it cost 1U I wouldn't play that. Smart people skip Huddle Up and go straight to Deep Anal.

(http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=413587&type=card)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 10, 2018, 08:18:43 AM
I've been seeing a girl now these last couple of weeks.  Pretty much my usual (pretty face, a little chubby, big tits).  I met her when I was pushing my dog around in a stroller :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 10, 2018, 06:34:20 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on June 10, 2018, 06:14:06 AM
Quote from: naff on June 10, 2018, 01:17:36 AM
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/ANoRlOskdqrVJIBSoyFmuaooP4eMYJejq_3GBNnDkPtYkAUGuM1vx0OGKsG6GY3S1qShocmcxmRJxLi0VukixAMUvFwJgM8f8KLSarYo1qNhWfoNeVvvesGN0F_uoCdZNqA8AhFC5z-MuYeqbStJqtiTqh0=w264-h378-nc)

Huddle up? Lol. Even if it cost 1U I wouldn't play that. Smart people skip Huddle Up and go straight to Deep Anal.

(http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=413587&type=card)

Divination has it's place man. Also ASSIST. Strictly 2HG limited banger though.

nvm:tmi
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on June 11, 2018, 02:56:11 PM
what’s a good and simple tinder/bumble profile bio look like for dudes these days?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 11, 2018, 03:04:36 PM
something about ducks I guess
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 11, 2018, 03:08:50 PM
Quote from: Cryo on June 11, 2018, 02:56:11 PM
what’s a good and simple tinder/bumble profile bio look like for dudes these days?
pretend to be a woman  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on June 11, 2018, 03:56:50 PM
please respond
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 11, 2018, 04:04:22 PM
Say you’re a fan of The Office, love dogs, enjoy hiking, and eat at Chipotle on a regular basis. Without a hint of irony. :doge

edit: also, I hope you’re 6’ or taller.

If you are great. Mention that in your bio. If not... say nothing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 11, 2018, 05:30:47 PM
Considering how little feedback I have on my "elaborate" profiles, I'll concur with Atra and that's pretty much what most women do too : funny, outgoing, travels, your cultural past time of choice and hinting at cool social or outdoor hobbies.
Up to you to decide if you want to specify height or smoking (if applicable).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 11, 2018, 07:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cryo on June 11, 2018, 02:56:11 PM
what’s a good and simple tinder/bumble profile bio look like for dudes these days?

Truthfully, I was just honest with them... didn't shy away from mentioning classic gaming or anime or being way too in love with electronic dance music; very little mentioning of outdoorsy activities (I'm the least outdoorsy person ever). I prefer to lay my cards out on the table, I'm aware I'm an acquired taste.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 11, 2018, 08:30:11 PM
Quote from: Cryo on June 11, 2018, 02:56:11 PM
what’s a good and simple tinder/bumble profile bio look like for dudes these days?

As its always been, a profile containing a tall good looking rock climber that does missiom work in South America but isnt too chaste to rock out to Bruno Mars on a Thursday night
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 11, 2018, 09:32:57 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 11, 2018, 08:30:11 PM
Quote from: Cryo on June 11, 2018, 02:56:11 PM
what’s a good and simple tinder/bumble profile bio look like for dudes these days?

As its always been, a profile containing a tall good looking rock climber that does missiom work in South America but isnt too chaste to rock out to Bruno Mars on a Thursday night

Don’t dox me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 11, 2018, 09:50:59 PM
https://instagram.com/p/BamtQJ9B-4l/

So it looks like my amateur pornstar doppelgänger can nab a big tiddy goth gf.

I guess that gives me hope that it’s just my personality that sucks a bag of dicks. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 11, 2018, 10:05:41 PM
you're fine, your personality is fine, your confidence however needs work but you're getting there bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 11, 2018, 10:16:00 PM
And you can probably do with a change in location.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 12, 2018, 12:01:09 AM
i guess if you're thinking indiscriminately/thirstily about who you'd like to hook up with describing generic successful stuff is good, but people will be more awkward talking to you to if you're just some facile blanket statement.

the most common (i'm a fucking expert now) seems to be the pithy "Adjective job doer by day, Quirky normal basic af shit I do by night". You'd be like "Sad, solopsistic graphic designer by day, crypto chad 4chan forum lurker by night!"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 12, 2018, 12:05:27 AM
For you, Atra.

"moonlighting as a tragic hero. the most masculine cat dad on the face of the planet."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 12, 2018, 12:06:50 AM
@naff

I feel like if I put that in my bio I’d get a knock on my door from the feds for being associated with a site that harbors neo-Nazis, incels, tax evaders, potential school shooters, and pedorrific sex perverts.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 12, 2018, 12:23:06 AM
:lol yeah def don't do that.

reckon you could get into some sports or exercise? imo, that's the hot ticket for good mental health, dad bod and confidence.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 12, 2018, 12:33:05 AM
I like "crypto-chad", tho maybe in a different sense than that in which it was meant ... ... ... ... ...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 12, 2018, 12:25:49 PM
(https://abload.de/img/capture_2018-06-12-12zrsyq.png) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=capture_2018-06-12-12zrsyq.png)

Keep searching, shes out there probably posting on a Game of Thrones message board spinoff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 12, 2018, 12:29:29 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 11, 2018, 09:50:59 PM
https://instagram.com/p/BamtQJ9B-4l/

So it looks like my amateur pornstar doppelgänger can nab a big tiddy goth gf.

I guess that gives me hope that it’s just my personality that sucks a bag of dicks. :yeshrug
No, this tells me you just need a much bigger thicker beard breh.

Do it. Go full out mountain man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 12, 2018, 12:43:55 PM
Checkout the girls twitter link. Lewd. Dudes shes with is 7 and 1/4th inches too. Fate brought them together but that dick planted the flag.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 12, 2018, 01:19:36 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 12, 2018, 12:43:55 PM
Checkout the girls twitter link. Lewd. Dudes shes with is 7 and 1/4th inches too. Fate brought them together but that dick planted the flag.

yeah scratch that Altra, you need more porn dick

 :obama
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 12, 2018, 01:24:08 PM
Too bad jelqing is ineffective and actually super bad for your dick. :fbm

spoiler (click to show/hide)
On the plus side, when I work out a lot my "beak" seems larger than normal due to less gunt fat.  :birb
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 12, 2018, 01:33:36 PM
Quote from: Exodust on June 12, 2018, 01:29:25 PM
I always found the fact that it's called jelqing hilarious because that's just the arabic word for jerking off.

كس still cracks me up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 12, 2018, 01:46:19 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 12, 2018, 01:24:08 PM
Too bad jelqing is ineffective and actually super bad for your dick. :fbm

spoiler (click to show/hide)
On the plus side, when I work out a lot my "beak" seems larger than normal due to less gunt fat.  :birb
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kegels man. kegels.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 12, 2018, 07:09:53 PM
Quote from: riotous on June 12, 2018, 03:18:28 PM
Been doing kegels since I was 7.  Read about it in a Kinsey Guide to Sex my parents had as a coffee table book.  I can shoot an apple off a girls head from 25 yards.

That would be interesting.  :lucas

Gonna start doing them. Thanks for your wisdom old man  :doge

Quote from: Atramental on June 10, 2018, 01:02:40 AM
Deleted tinder.

Just gonna focus on getting myself fit both mentally and physically until Fall rolls around.  :goty2
Focus on you man. Women are just fucking headaches. I'm in a relationship and this bitch is never happy. I bought her a new washer and all she's done is complain about now having to wash more clothes. wtf?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 12, 2018, 10:52:25 PM
Quote from: Exodust on June 12, 2018, 09:01:30 PM
Quote from: Kara on June 12, 2018, 01:33:36 PM
Quote from: Exodust on June 12, 2018, 01:29:25 PM
I always found the fact that it's called jelqing hilarious because that's just the arabic word for jerking off.

كس still cracks me up.

Especially when بوسي means to kiss. It's all flipped  :lol

https://youtu.be/lINF-EWjvXY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 13, 2018, 09:00:18 PM
Women aren't meant to work. Sorry but most of them aren't. Sure, maybe the butt fucking ugly ones are, the Social Studies Warriors and those fat fucks but most women, the semi-pretty ones and above aren't meant to work a 9-5. They simply aren't.

This damn girl i'm dating doesn't even do a 9-5. This bitch literally gets to go into work at noon and leave around 530-6. She's a judicial clerk, so her job does take brain power but again.... a noon shift till 6? That's a godsend for most people and this girl still has the balls to complain about everything.

She has to cook? Complain
She has to do laundry? Complain
She has to clean her tiny tiny little apartment? Complain

Does she complain when i take her out to expensive dinners all the time? Nope
Does she complain when i buy appliances for her because she desperately needs them? Nope
Does she complain when we take 4 day weekends away on vacation and i buy her nice clothes? Nope
Does she complain when i pay for her uber because she refuses to learn to drive (current trend over here, many younger people do not drive)? Nope

It's like my friend once said to me: Buy a woman dinner, next time you'll have to take her on vacation. Buy a woman a car, next time you'll have to buy her a house. Buy her a house, next time you'll have to get her a boat.

It goes on and on. And it's not just material things, it's everything.


The fucking muslims probably have this whole thing pegged correctly.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 13, 2018, 09:22:45 PM
you freely admitted you stalk your exes online and feel bad because they live better than you, but now women are a monolith and all suck because you are dating a malcontent? grow the fuck up or take your cuck misogyny elsewhere.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 13, 2018, 09:25:10 PM
Even I don't say that shit man and I'm a self admitted incel.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 13, 2018, 09:33:04 PM
it's a generalisation and anecdotal also, but it seems self-fulfillling prophecy for men like this. people are v perceptive and intuitive, if you think of women like this you'll end up with women that do behave like this, because women that don't fit the bill will avoid you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 13, 2018, 09:38:28 PM
Quote from: naff on June 13, 2018, 09:22:45 PM
you freely admitted you stalk your exes online and feel bad because they live better than you, but now women are a monolith and all suck because you are dating a malcontent? grow the fuck up or take your cuck misogyny elsewhere.
  well, no. there's some great women out there but at their core they're all the same - chaotic and emotional.

don't be such a fucking pussy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 13, 2018, 10:53:09 PM
Aw dang, this thread was doing great but Assimilate is shitting it all up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 13, 2018, 11:02:28 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 13, 2018, 10:53:09 PM
Aw dang, this thread was doing great but Assimilate is shitting it all up.
Exactly this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 13, 2018, 11:05:53 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 13, 2018, 10:53:09 PM
Aw dang, this thread was doing great but Assimilate is shitting it all up.

This could be posted in every thread with Assy tbh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 13, 2018, 11:13:06 PM
We got the round faces doing the pile on. Always cute.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 14, 2018, 12:28:46 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 13, 2018, 09:38:28 PM
Quote from: naff on June 13, 2018, 09:22:45 PM
you freely admitted you stalk your exes online and feel bad because they live better than you, but now women are a monolith and all suck because you are dating a malcontent? grow the fuck up or take your cuck misogyny elsewhere.
  well, no. there's some great women out there but at their core they're all the same - chaotic and emotional.

don't be such a fucking pussy.

bruh, you're the one putting that pussy on a pedestal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 14, 2018, 12:44:21 AM
I shall take solace in the fact that I'm not the one shittting up this thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 14, 2018, 08:41:52 AM
Quote from: riotous on June 14, 2018, 12:56:23 AM
I'm just confused at the wording of the rant;  why would she complain when you buy her stuff?

 :mindblown
She isn't complaining that i buy her stuff, she's complaining that she has to do stuff.  I guess domesticated work for her is too much. Only i would find a Americanized modern cunt feminist in a country filled with more traditional females

 :crybaby
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 14, 2018, 10:24:42 AM
Quote from: Exodust on June 14, 2018, 09:36:36 AM
"People like it when you buy them stuff and they don't have to do chores"

No shit, dawg.
Says the Brow that will probably marry within his own culture because he knows it's the better way

 :rollsafe

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on June 14, 2018, 10:26:28 AM
(http://www.plan59.com/xmas/xmasimages/hoover53xmas01.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 14, 2018, 12:42:22 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 14, 2018, 10:24:42 AM
Quote from: Exodust on June 14, 2018, 09:36:36 AM
"People like it when you buy them stuff and they don't have to do chores"

No shit, dawg.
Says the Brow that will probably marry within his own culture because he knows it's the better way

 :rollsafe

inshallah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 14, 2018, 01:12:25 PM
Quote from: Exodust on June 14, 2018, 12:48:29 PM
I'm too busy jihadding white christian pussy to care.
Stop dreaming. No beautiful porcelain christian blonde wants your sand baby.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 14, 2018, 04:10:16 PM
cute nicknames not working so just going for straight racism huh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 14, 2018, 04:11:59 PM
Are you not Mexican, Assimilate? :thinking

edit: Also, the single moms on Tinder kinda prove that point wrong.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 14, 2018, 04:16:42 PM
You bang any single mom's yet Atra?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 14, 2018, 04:19:46 PM
Sadly(?), no.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 14, 2018, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 14, 2018, 04:11:59 PM
Are you not Mexican, Assimilate? :thinking

edit: Also, the single moms on Tinder kinda prove that point wrong.  :doge
Did you just insult me like that?  :o

I thought i was your crypto bro  :goty2

Why do you ask?


Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on June 14, 2018, 04:10:16 PM
cute nicknames not working so just going for straight racism huh
Chill out Beaks. Light jabs man, light jabs.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2018, 07:36:04 PM
Lets get some more big tiddy tindr screengrabs pls. Currently my only pleasures are vicarious and I cant even get a hate boner going with this convo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 14, 2018, 08:33:45 PM
girl: what do u think my breast size is? me: idk DD? her: D's are so common. I'm a G (w ass to match).

(https://i.imgur.com/I1BeSQe.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 14, 2018, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 14, 2018, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 14, 2018, 04:11:59 PM
Are you not Mexican, Assimilate? :thinking

edit: Also, the single moms on Tinder kinda prove that point wrong.  :doge
Did you just insult me like that?  :o

I thought i was your crypto bro  :goty2

Why do you ask?


Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on June 14, 2018, 04:10:16 PM
cute nicknames not working so just going for straight racism huh
Chill out Beaks. Light jabs man, light jabs.

lol iunno man just seems ur super umad cuz everyone's laughing at you for getting taken by some chick you hate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 14, 2018, 09:55:25 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on June 14, 2018, 08:48:07 PM

lol iunno man just seems ur super umad cuz everyone's laughing at you for getting taken by some chick you hate

If something was truly dire and serious you think i'd let the bore know?

 :crowdlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 14, 2018, 09:56:39 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 14, 2018, 10:13:17 PM
i mean you're here whining about it in the relationship thread, so you definitely take it somewhat seriously. seems like you're trying to portray some kind of jackie gleason type 'aw these broads' gimmick but tbh you just come across as a sucker who's so afraid of being alone that you're willing to let a woman you don't even like run your pockets so she won't leave you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 14, 2018, 10:27:52 PM
A huge development... in his pants
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 14, 2018, 10:39:28 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on June 14, 2018, 10:13:17 PM
i mean you're here whining about it in the relationship thread, so you definitely take it somewhat seriously. seems like you're trying to portray some kind of jackie gleason type 'aw these broads' gimmick but tbh you just come across as a sucker who's so afraid of being alone that you're willing to let a woman you don't even like run your pockets so she won't leave you
You're putting way too much thought into this.


Quote from: riotous on June 14, 2018, 09:56:49 PM

Gonna beat my wife now in anger.
That's always a good route. Let her know who runs shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 14, 2018, 10:56:47 PM
Quote from: riotous on June 14, 2018, 01:05:36 PM
While I don't really agree with your generalization, I feel you on the complaining thing.  I grew up with a dad who worked 12 hour days and came home and didn't say a word about work, and a Mom who was a school teacher who worked 8 hour days, and came home and immediately complained about her day at work to her kids, then called her Mom and repeated the same complaints, and then waited for my Dad to come home and repeat the same complaints.  Then she'd complain when there were snow days (as if normal people get snow days off work) because it shortened her multi-month summer vacation...

My first career (with a defense contractor) and my current career (large electronics company) both close the office in inclement weather (i.e. snowstorms, hurricanes, etc). The current job, we had 3 snow days, but they ALL happened to fall under days when I already had planned vacation, and if you've already planned your vacation, too bad, you don't get to keep that vacation day :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 14, 2018, 11:32:17 PM
I work a lot and don't feel inclined to talk about my work, but I'm also bound by Treasury regs that force me to be vague when I do talk about my work--so much so that I come off as suspiciously evasive when I'm really just covering my ass--so I just let other people make things easier for the both of us by filling the air with whatever bullshit they gotta air. :win
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 12:31:46 AM
Another tally in the “Assimilate is just an alt right MAGA shitstain” category.

I swear, the fucking gall to say shit like that about women.  Fuck you, dude.  Eat shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2018, 12:53:41 AM
Tax professionals are known both for the ability to impress and their sexual prowess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 15, 2018, 01:34:28 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 12:31:46 AM
Another tally in the “Assimilate is just an alt right MAGA shitstain” category.

I swear, the fucking gall to say shit like that about women.  Fuck you, dude.  Eat shit.
:foodcourt :confused
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 15, 2018, 08:55:15 AM
Quote from: filler on June 15, 2018, 01:34:28 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 12:31:46 AM
Another tally in the “Assimilate is just an alt right MAGA shitstain” category.

I swear, the fucking gall to say shit like that about women.  Fuck you, dude.  Eat shit.
:foodcourt :confused
He listens to Taking Back Sunday.

 :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 15, 2018, 09:09:19 AM
Ok, I give up on understanding online dating. Created a profile on OKCupid with no photo and with a text that amounts to "looking to fuck" : had 5 likes in 12 hours.

:what

I guess mystery, brevity and frankness go a long way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 15, 2018, 09:26:13 AM
Assimilate you just need to learn what threads to be a shit heel in, this isn’t one of em
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 15, 2018, 09:38:11 AM
To clarify, your sin is getting in the way of good content. There’s stories to be told here about wizards losing their mana, about some professional hobbyists and their high class girls, about married dudes going on dates with girls half their age — but no one wants to share that stuff while you’re squat in the corner taking a dump. Troll up politics or threads where people care about other forums, they deserve it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 15, 2018, 10:17:15 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 15, 2018, 09:09:19 AM
Ok, I give up on understanding online dating. Created a profile on OKCupid with no photo and with a text that amounts to "looking to fuck" : had 5 likes in 12 hours.

:what

I guess mystery, brevity and frankness go a long way.

You're just telling it like it is
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 15, 2018, 11:06:24 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 15, 2018, 09:09:19 AM
Ok, I give up on understanding online dating. Created a profile on OKCupid with no photo and with a text that amounts to "looking to fuck" : had 5 likes in 12 hours.

:what

I guess mystery, brevity and frankness go a long way.

For science, you need to find out how many of those are actually legit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 15, 2018, 11:08:26 AM
trying to see my niccas win, not deflate gender hate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 11:43:16 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 15, 2018, 08:55:15 AM
Quote from: filler on June 15, 2018, 01:34:28 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 12:31:46 AM
Another tally in the “Assimilate is just an alt right MAGA shitstain” category.

I swear, the fucking gall to say shit like that about women.  Fuck you, dude.  Eat shit.
:foodcourt :confused
He listens to Taking Back Sunday.

 :trumps

If you knew me and the history of this forum, you'd know that I don't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 15, 2018, 04:26:48 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 11:43:16 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 15, 2018, 08:55:15 AM
Quote from: filler on June 15, 2018, 01:34:28 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 12:31:46 AM
Another tally in the “Assimilate is just an alt right MAGA shitstain” category.

I swear, the fucking gall to say shit like that about women.  Fuck you, dude.  Eat shit.
:foodcourt :confused
He listens to Taking Back Sunday.

 :trumps

If you knew me and the history of this forum, you'd know that I don't.
You're still a soyboy.

 :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 15, 2018, 04:31:09 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 15, 2018, 10:17:15 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 15, 2018, 09:09:19 AM
Ok, I give up on understanding online dating. Created a profile on OKCupid with no photo and with a text that amounts to "looking to fuck" : had 5 likes in 12 hours.

:what

I guess mystery, brevity and frankness go a long way.

You're just telling it like it is

One was serious, the other four were women looking for something else but still, you know, engaged enough to like my profile with a blank image as a photo...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 15, 2018, 04:38:41 PM
Its a make sure your balls are shaved sort of Friday, my dudes

https://youtu.be/du-TY1GUFGk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 16, 2018, 02:31:23 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 15, 2018, 04:26:48 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 11:43:16 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 15, 2018, 08:55:15 AM
Quote from: filler on June 15, 2018, 01:34:28 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 12:31:46 AM
Another tally in the “Assimilate is just an alt right MAGA shitstain” category.

I swear, the fucking gall to say shit like that about women.  Fuck you, dude.  Eat shit.
:foodcourt :confused
He listens to Taking Back Sunday.

 :trumps

If you knew me and the history of this forum, you'd know that I don't.
You're still a soyboy.

 :trumps

Great response.  Say what you want.  I had a period of time where I was dating and having sex very frequently, and I’m now incredibly happy settling down with the woman I love.  If that makes me a soyboy, so be it.  Keep being insecure and hateful towards woman - you’ll die alone because of your attitude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 16, 2018, 04:06:18 AM
If you knew him and the history of this forum, you'd know that he won't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2018, 04:50:28 AM
edit-trash posting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2018, 04:54:40 AM
Lol filler always likes the bad stuff.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 16, 2018, 04:59:36 AM
You'll be okay, breh.  ;)


maybe I've just learned to see the good in the bad  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2018, 05:16:06 AM
Edit-trash posting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2018, 05:41:00 AM
Stop liking shit filler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 16, 2018, 05:50:27 AM
If you knew me and the history of this forum, you'd know that I don't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2018, 05:53:00 AM
 :ohyou :ohyou
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on June 16, 2018, 10:37:31 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 15, 2018, 09:38:11 AM
To clarify, your sin is getting in the way of good content. There’s stories to be told here about wizards losing their mana, about some professional hobbyists and their high class girls, about married dudes going on dates with girls half their age — but no one wants to share that stuff while you’re squat in the corner taking a dump. Troll up politics or threads where people care about other forums, they deserve it

Great post. This a thread about men stuff.

https://youtu.be/AhEkDbshMKw

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 16, 2018, 11:31:45 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 16, 2018, 02:31:23 AM


Great response.  Say what you want.  I had a period of time where I was dating and having sex very frequently, and I’m now incredibly happy settling down with the woman I love.  If that makes me a soyboy, so be it.  Keep being insecure and hateful towards woman - you’ll die alone because of your attitude.
The burn is going to be that much better when you find out she's getting deep dicked by some asshole that treats her like shit. And i'll be here to bask in all the glory  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on June 16, 2018, 01:02:12 PM
A man wanting another man to feel emotional pain from another man fucking his girlfriend sounds really, really gay tbh :lol

Is that what Assimilate wants in his end, men to admire him and pound his attention whoring asshole?  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 16, 2018, 01:08:36 PM
Advice: when Assimilate shits up this thread, be like this

https://m.imgur.com/t/Reaction/w7iVoh5
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 16, 2018, 01:57:40 PM
Quote from: mormapope on June 16, 2018, 01:02:12 PM

Is that what Assimilate wants in his end, men to admire him and pound his attention whoring asshole?  :-*

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 16, 2018, 02:00:37 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 16, 2018, 01:57:40 PM
Quote from: mormapope on June 16, 2018, 01:02:12 PM

Is that what Assimilate wants in his end, men to admire him and pound his attention whoring asshole?  :-*

 :doge

*raises hand* I volunteer.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 16, 2018, 04:36:25 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2018, 04:50:28 AM
edit-trash posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0aBTa1jQfM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on June 16, 2018, 04:43:47 PM
Judging by this page, i should lurk this thread more. It's great.  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 20, 2018, 03:17:23 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I created a Chad Tinder profile. I’m getting 8s & 9s left and right.  :drake
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on June 20, 2018, 03:55:38 PM
I went out with a cool trans woman last week, by going out I mean going to their place and getting my dick sucked, ate some ass, and dry humped. Ending up not working out but it was fun. Really wanted to date this person too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 20, 2018, 04:07:02 PM
Don’t worry. I deleted it already.

I just wanted to see what it’s like to have beautiful straight woman throwing themselves at me. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 20, 2018, 04:21:48 PM
You've matched with plenty of good looking women........
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 20, 2018, 04:26:22 PM
With fake pics you mean?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 20, 2018, 04:28:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 20, 2018, 04:21:48 PM
You've matched with plenty of good looking women........
Hardly any of them messaged me back.

But with my Chad profile they started talking ASAP. One of them even messaged my Chad profile first and said I was very pretty.  :doge

Really activates the almonds, huh? :thinking

edit: Also, that girl who called me handsome a while back (on my real account) turned out to be a spam bot

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 20, 2018, 04:26:22 PM
With fake pics you mean?
Yes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 20, 2018, 04:49:59 PM
If anything, this just motivates me to never use tinder and just go out to bars or whatever and attempt to meet women there.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on June 20, 2018, 05:04:28 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 20, 2018, 04:49:59 PM
If anything, this just motivates me to never use tinder and just go out to bars or whatever and attempt to meet women there.  :doge

What was the pic though, show it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 20, 2018, 05:32:16 PM
Me? Bitter? Nah. I’ve accepted my place on the social pecking order.  :birb

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:hitler
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 20, 2018, 05:50:44 PM
Quote from: Exodust on June 20, 2018, 04:46:00 PM
Women are far more likely to give attention to more attractive men, details at 11.
There's actually a lot of guys that don't realize this. They've been fed bullshit forever about how women are into personality, or this or that. Sure, after the initial hello but bitches always respond to a guy they are attracted to and when you're dealing with Tinder where most of the girls aren't even 'women' yet and still in that teenage phase where they tend to go for your typical 'chad' they're even more about the typical look more than anything else.

Atra, you are much better off meeting girls at bars dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 20, 2018, 06:22:37 PM
Quote from: riotous on June 20, 2018, 06:02:00 PM
BITCHES.

Amirite?

 :badass

riotous manipulated an underage girl and then brought her over after 18. Watch out folks, we have a real life woman's man here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 20, 2018, 06:26:25 PM
What are you doin, man?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 20, 2018, 06:53:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 20, 2018, 03:17:23 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I created a Chad Tinder profile. I’m getting 8s & 9s left and right.  :drake
[close]

Post results plz

Edit: Didn't see where you said you deleted it.  Still, you should have posted the results.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 20, 2018, 08:55:36 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 20, 2018, 06:53:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 20, 2018, 03:17:23 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I created a Chad Tinder profile. I’m getting 8s & 9s left and right.  :drake
[close]

Post results plz

Edit: Didn't see where you said you deleted it.  Still, you should have posted the results.
Yeah, Atra at least show us what you got
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on June 21, 2018, 02:31:04 PM
Atra looks good. What makes a Chad ??? Its the hair isn't it :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 21, 2018, 02:50:26 PM
Quote from: hampster on June 21, 2018, 02:31:04 PM
Atra looks good. What makes a Chad ??? Its the hair isn't it :'(
the hair is big, like i've said.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 21, 2018, 02:51:57 PM
grow your hair out and wear a hair piece, atra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 21, 2018, 03:11:53 PM
After being bald for about 8 or so years of my life I have accepted my fate.

Also, I don’t really want to keep up with the facade of having hair. It’s not really in my budget.

Plus, if I ended up getting with someone that I really clicked with they would eventually find out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 21, 2018, 03:12:58 PM
by then they're in love with you and it's too late  :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on June 21, 2018, 03:17:39 PM
How much for hair implants? Like $5k?

And show the Chad pics dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 21, 2018, 03:26:46 PM
Oh sure. Pay $5k for hair transplants and end up homeless in a month.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 21, 2018, 03:57:45 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 21, 2018, 03:11:53 PM
After being bald for about 8 or so years of my life I have accepted my fate.

Also, I don’t really want to keep up with the facade of having hair. It’s not really in my budget.

Plus, if I ended up getting with someone that I really clicked with they would eventually find out.
Then it's time for the needle in the butt.

Get ripped. Rock a huge beard and shaved head. There. Done. Better than a stupid Chad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 22, 2018, 01:07:59 AM
 :stahp



help me brehs. please help me. filllerrrrrrr


i used to think it was about face but it's not. it never was. it's about that booty, about the body.

EDIT: and not you TakingBackSundy, you #softcucksoyboy

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 22, 2018, 12:08:15 PM
 ???  what did I say
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 22, 2018, 02:07:15 PM
Keep saying that when you're forced to look at her face in the pale moonlight
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 22, 2018, 02:27:19 PM
Coveting the butt is a nice survival tactic for guys who can't get pretty girls.

It's like how I grew to enjoy burnt food and well water.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 22, 2018, 02:28:48 PM
Playing with fire at work. This manager always times her breaks with mine, gets really handsy, talks to me a lot, and I ended up touching her feet yesterday? Lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on June 22, 2018, 02:40:03 PM
did you suck on her toes?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 22, 2018, 02:41:57 PM
Foot massage :jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 22, 2018, 02:51:55 PM
Quote from: kris on June 22, 2018, 02:28:48 PM
Playing with fire at work. This manager always times her breaks with mine, gets really handsy, talks to me a lot, and I ended up touching her feet yesterday? Lol

Feet being in play in the workplace means youre mentally already in the cooch. Goddamn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 22, 2018, 05:05:09 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 22, 2018, 02:27:19 PM
Coveting the butt is a nice survival tactic for guys who can't get pretty girls.

It's like how I grew to enjoy burnt food and well water.

I've always wondered, what's generally the preference... butterface or fat girl with cute face?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 22, 2018, 05:20:19 PM
Quote from: tiesto on June 22, 2018, 05:05:09 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 22, 2018, 02:27:19 PM
Coveting the butt is a nice survival tactic for guys who can't get pretty girls.

It's like how I grew to enjoy burnt food and well water.

I've always wondered, what's generally the preference... butterface or fat girl with cute face?

I think we can all agree though that fat girl with small titties is the female version of a pear shaped man

https://youtu.be/vLhMJflzdyA
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 22, 2018, 05:26:52 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 22, 2018, 02:51:55 PM
Quote from: kris on June 22, 2018, 02:28:48 PM
Playing with fire at work. This manager always times her breaks with mine, gets really handsy, talks to me a lot, and I ended up touching her feet yesterday? Lol

Feet being in play in the workplace means youre mentally already in the cooch. Goddamn.
honestly, I don't care if she's suffering from a bad case of fomo just because she married at 21 to someone way older than her and I'm the only person at work who is at some kind of mental and mature parity with her, I'm not interested in being a homewrecker

I think

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 22, 2018, 05:40:58 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 22, 2018, 02:27:19 PM
Coveting the butt is a nice survival tactic for guys who can't get pretty girls.

It's like how I grew to enjoy burnt food and well water.
What? Shut up.

I've never had a problem getting the pretty face, but i love booty. Like, i love it. And i need a girl to hit the gym, and a lot of pretty faced girls don't think they need to hit the gym. That bothers me.

I always end up with the pretty face over the body though and a lot of times i end up regretting it. When you come home after the gym or have a few drinks in you, (at least me) i always end up wanting that nice body to fuck.

Sure, it's better to have a pretty face to walk around with, to present to your parents, but i dunno i'm torn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 22, 2018, 06:01:57 PM
Quote from: kris on June 22, 2018, 05:26:52 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 22, 2018, 02:51:55 PM
Quote from: kris on June 22, 2018, 02:28:48 PM
Playing with fire at work. This manager always times her breaks with mine, gets really handsy, talks to me a lot, and I ended up touching her feet yesterday? Lol

Feet being in play in the workplace means youre mentally already in the cooch. Goddamn.
honestly, I don't care if she's suffering from a bad case of fomo just because she married at 21 to someone way older than her and I'm the only person at work who is at some kind of mental and mature parity with her, I'm not interested in being a homewrecker

I think

 :doge


Future u:

(http://i.imgflip.com/10c18p.jpg)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 22, 2018, 06:04:13 PM
Nothing like that office supply closet nut

(https://abload.de/img/maxresdefault120jb9.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=maxresdefault120jb9.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM
Well I have a problem getting anything.

#foreveralone.

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 23, 2018, 03:05:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM


But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.
I woudlnt' call it success. I might dump this bitch today. The shit she just pulled on me. WOW.

She has family in town and wanted to go to this piece of shit antique/historical site they have every year in this town. Ok, fine, but she knows and has known that i wanted to catch the germany/sweden game. I repeated it to her 5 fucking times but she assured me no no no we'll go for a lil you'll catch the game my friends are at a bar and we will go.

Ok, i trust her. We get there an hour before the game is supposed to start. I'm like "omg it's almost time" she makes me pay for the entrance anyways and we go in. It's completely crap but her aunt/cousin/cousins wife are in there and they're enjoying themselves.... it's kickoff time. She has absolutely no care in the world that i'm missing the game.

She starts to ask me why i am pouting, why i have a stink face on. Like WOW. Finally, i start to lose my fucking patience. She realizes it and says we can get an uber, i tell her don't worry i'll go without you, her cousin overhears and says "no it's ok we can go, it's fine"

I know it's not fine. I know we just got there and spent only an hour after paying a decent price to get in. I'm sure they weren't too pleased but at that point i didn't give a fuck.

So i miss the entire first half on a game i waited all week to see on my fucking beautiful sunny saturday. I'm on fire right now.

The worst part is how she'll try and make me feel guilty about it, like i'm a bad guy for it. Becasue you know, it's a "male" thing and it's just a "game" and i shouldn't get upset.

it's unbelievable.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on June 23, 2018, 03:13:52 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM
Well I have a problem getting anything.

#foreveralone.

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

Confidence and frankness go a long way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on June 23, 2018, 04:52:17 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 23, 2018, 03:05:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM


But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.
I woudlnt' call it success. I might dump this bitch today. The shit she just pulled on me. WOW.

She has family in town and wanted to go to this piece of shit antique/historical site they have every year in this town. Ok, fine, but she knows and has known that i wanted to catch the germany/sweden game. I repeated it to her 5 fucking times but she assured me no no no we'll go for a lil you'll catch the game my friends are at a bar and we will go.

Ok, i trust her. We get there an hour before the game is supposed to start. I'm like "omg it's almost time" she makes me pay for the entrance anyways and we go in. It's completely crap but her aunt/cousin/cousins wife are in there and they're enjoying themselves.... it's kickoff time. She has absolutely no care in the world that i'm missing the game.

She starts to ask me why i am pouting, why i have a stink face on. Like WOW. Finally, i start to lose my fucking patience. She realizes it and says we can get an uber, i tell her don't worry i'll go without you, her cousin overhears and says "no it's ok we can go, it's fine"

I know it's not fine. I know we just got there and spent only an hour after paying a decent price to get in. I'm sure they weren't too pleased but at that point i didn't give a fuck.

So i miss the entire first half on a game i waited all week to see on my fucking beautiful sunny saturday. I'm on fire right now.

The worst part is how she'll try and make me feel guilty about it, like i'm a bad guy for it. Becasue you know, it's a "male" thing and it's just a "game" and i shouldn't get upset.

it's unbelievable.

 
   (https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/c5e291ca-0487-48c1-af61-75cd9ba4a3f2_1.29beb9fdeb06f1c6b483c92294d267ea.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF) 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on June 23, 2018, 10:53:18 PM
Getting close to one year  :o

Although how does one even consider one year? 1st date? First tinder message? First anal?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 24, 2018, 12:23:51 AM
The first time you made love

spoiler (click to show/hide)
in her ass
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 24, 2018, 12:35:42 AM
lmao god bless this thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 24, 2018, 12:44:44 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 23, 2018, 03:05:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM


But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.
I woudlnt' call it success. I might dump this bitch today. The shit she just pulled on me. WOW.

She has family in town and wanted to go to this piece of shit antique/historical site they have every year in this town. Ok, fine, but she knows and has known that i wanted to catch the germany/sweden game. I repeated it to her 5 fucking times but she assured me no no no we'll go for a lil you'll catch the game my friends are at a bar and we will go.

Ok, i trust her. We get there an hour before the game is supposed to start. I'm like "omg it's almost time" she makes me pay for the entrance anyways and we go in. It's completely crap but her aunt/cousin/cousins wife are in there and they're enjoying themselves.... it's kickoff time. She has absolutely no care in the world that i'm missing the game.

She starts to ask me why i am pouting, why i have a stink face on. Like WOW. Finally, i start to lose my fucking patience. She realizes it and says we can get an uber, i tell her don't worry i'll go without you, her cousin overhears and says "no it's ok we can go, it's fine"

I know it's not fine. I know we just got there and spent only an hour after paying a decent price to get in. I'm sure they weren't too pleased but at that point i didn't give a fuck.

So i miss the entire first half on a game i waited all week to see on my fucking beautiful sunny saturday. I'm on fire right now.

The worst part is how she'll try and make me feel guilty about it, like i'm a bad guy for it. Becasue you know, it's a "male" thing and it's just a "game" and i shouldn't get upset.

it's unbelievable.

https://youtu.be/u5CQQg3X5Ic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 24, 2018, 03:24:16 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on June 24, 2018, 12:44:44 AM

https://youtu.be/u5CQQg3X5Ic
Fuck,yes, so true.

Quote from: riotous on June 24, 2018, 12:24:24 AM

AND she's fat?
No, far from fat. But she did stop going to the gym like she was and is rapidly losing muscle. I"m a gym rat, so this is really bothering me as well.  >:(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 24, 2018, 04:10:39 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on June 23, 2018, 03:13:52 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM
Well I have a problem getting anything.

#foreveralone.

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

Confidence and frankness go a long way.
Don't have those. Guess I'm sol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on June 24, 2018, 06:21:44 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 24, 2018, 04:10:39 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on June 23, 2018, 03:13:52 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM
Well I have a problem getting anything.

#foreveralone.

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

Confidence and frankness go a long way.
Don't have those. Guess I'm sol

Those can be cultivated as nearly any other personality trait. All else aside, even if you fake it at the start it will eventually integrate into normal behavior if you do it long enough.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on June 24, 2018, 01:17:12 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 24, 2018, 04:10:39 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on June 23, 2018, 03:13:52 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM
Well I have a problem getting anything.

#foreveralone.

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

Confidence and frankness go a long way.
Don't have those. Guess I'm sol
Try by saying 'go fuck yourself' to random people on the street.  :jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 24, 2018, 08:54:36 PM
Quote from: Huff on June 23, 2018, 10:53:18 PM
Getting close to one year  :o

Although how does one even consider one year? 1st date? First tinder message? First anal?

The exact moment you realize its too late to ghost her ass
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 24, 2018, 09:14:29 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 24, 2018, 01:17:12 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 24, 2018, 04:10:39 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on June 23, 2018, 03:13:52 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM
Well I have a problem getting anything.

#foreveralone.

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

Confidence and frankness go a long way.
Don't have those. Guess I'm sol
Try by saying 'go fuck yourself' to random people on the street.  :jawalrus

And in the sheets  :popular
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 25, 2018, 02:55:44 AM
Manager called me to "ask a question" (pertinent to something I discussed with her at work). I answered then asked how closing was tonight. She said fine, and that she was done with her stuff early. I said yeah, it's a lot easier when I'm not distracting her. She said she wouldn't mind if I stopped by and distracted her tonight.  :doge

Heading over to the store now to say hi  :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 25, 2018, 04:09:54 AM
Quote from: kris on June 25, 2018, 02:55:44 AM
Manager called me to "ask a question" (pertinent to something I discussed with her at work). I answered then asked how closing was tonight. She said fine, and that she was done with her stuff early. I said yeah, it's a lot easier when I'm not distracting her. She said she wouldn't mind if I stopped by and distracted her tonight.  :doge

Heading over to the store now to say hi  :doge :doge :doge

hot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 25, 2018, 04:10:54 AM
Quote from: kris on June 25, 2018, 02:55:44 AM
Manager called me to "ask a question" (pertinent to something I discussed with her at work). I answered then asked how closing was tonight. She said fine, and that she was done with her stuff early. I said yeah, it's a lot easier when I'm not distracting her. She said she wouldn't mind if I stopped by and distracted her tonight.  :doge

Heading over to the store now to say hi  :doge :doge :doge
he husband 'bout to find out why you shouldn't trust stost  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 25, 2018, 04:14:42 AM
Is she old enough to be your Mum?

Need more sordid deets.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 25, 2018, 04:16:06 AM
A year and a half younger. But her husband's like thirty. Funny detail, her husband used to be HER manager.  :doge

Honestly I haven't had any friends in so long that I'm just trying to skirt close enough to get that sweet, sweet male-female friend intimacy but stay far enough that I can be a good person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on June 25, 2018, 08:43:31 AM
Quote from: mormapope on June 20, 2018, 03:55:38 PM
I went out with a cool trans woman last week, by going out I mean going to their place and getting my dick sucked, ate some ass, and dry humped. Ending up not working out but it was fun. Really wanted to date this person too.

Damn this sounds fun. When can I come visit?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on June 25, 2018, 11:38:44 AM
Quote from: demi on June 25, 2018, 08:43:31 AM
Quote from: mormapope on June 20, 2018, 03:55:38 PM
I went out with a cool trans woman last week, by going out I mean going to their place and getting my dick sucked, ate some ass, and dry humped. Ending up not working out but it was fun. Really wanted to date this person too.

Damn this sounds fun. When can I come visit?

We're gonna need to talk more before any meet up sweetie. Nudes tho? That can be arranged.  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on June 25, 2018, 02:30:51 PM
Don't be shy, I have room for more admins on here
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 25, 2018, 02:46:47 PM
I'm 210 lbs, demi. Can I be an admin?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on June 26, 2018, 07:22:27 AM
Do u have a monster like mormapope?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 26, 2018, 08:34:45 AM
Listen Demi I know i'm new here and you don't know me that well, and I know we disagree on some really minor stuff, like Nick Frost's on-screen charisma, or what should constitute rape, but I really think you need me on your moderation team, because surely when one of the resetera mods gets #metoo'd by someone who says they got harassed, or they were forced to roll up into a ball before during sex or something like that, people are going to bomb that board with even more hate than Tyler got, the site might start getting that crazy post-showergate traffic, and then you might need another sheriff who knows whether to shoot to kill, shoot to maim, or not to shoot at all.

Anyway, that's the pitch. If you pick me that's great, but if you decide to go in a different direction, that's fine too, but i'd like to hear back either way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 26, 2018, 10:07:48 PM
Quote from: KissVibes on June 25, 2018, 02:08:23 AM
I started seeing someone new recently.

Life is pretty goddamn good brehs.
How'd you guys meet?  :doge

Quote from: demi on June 26, 2018, 07:22:27 AM
Do u have a monster like mormapope?
Probably not. :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 26, 2018, 10:20:18 PM
Who has the biggest hog on the bore
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on June 26, 2018, 10:41:31 PM
I am embarrasingly average, though I got some nice comments from people I sent pics to
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 26, 2018, 10:55:26 PM
big heart, average dick, can't lose
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 26, 2018, 11:13:04 PM
Pretty sure my dick is average too but I have a good tongue game I know how to angle for max clit stimulation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 26, 2018, 11:17:16 PM
Step up the urinal, bois, it’s time to compare sticks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 26, 2018, 11:43:20 PM
Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register.  :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 26, 2018, 11:44:15 PM
I haven't measured in a while. :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 28, 2018, 12:44:34 AM
God, I'm so lonely.  :fbm

I've been off from work since last Thursday so I haven't had my job pre-occupying my thoughts from sunrise to sunset.

I guess that's part of the reason why I'm willing to work myself to the point of exhaustion so I don't have to think about this type of shit.  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 28, 2018, 05:18:30 AM
Read this relationship copypasta ("The Door tactic") on Something Awful and apparently it does exist on at least one pick up site. The fuck is this shit ?  :lol "We're fooling around in bed, it's great. Time to stop the love and play cruel mind games !"

Quote
Whereas most patterns are about getting a woman into bed, The Door is aimed at controlling her after you've started sleeping with her. Other patterns that you've used on her have anchored immense pleasure to you. The Door creates an anchor for the loss of that pleasure.

You've already had intercourse with the girl. The ideal setting for the power of the door, which is a power and control pattern, is right after you've had intercourse and you're in bed with the girl, and at this time hopefully you've set up the fact that you're also the man of her dreams and fulfil her emotional needs. You're fooling around in bed, you've already had a great time, and you go, "sweetheart, what's that over there?" and you point towards the door. And she'll say, "well you know, that's a door, silly." And you say, "yeah, you know.. I'm a real positive person, but.. I mean, can you imagine.. I mean, you don't know what can happen from day to day, when you think about it in your mind. I mean, what would happen if I walked out that door and the door closed and as the door closed, it slammed shut, and no matter what you did, you could not open the door and you knew that you would never be able to look into my eyes again and you'd never be able to hear my voice again and you'd never be able to feel my touch again." Ok, right here is where she starts going, "I don't like this door business at all." And at this time you just reassure her.. "ok, alright sweetheart, you're right. You really shouldn't think about the door and you really don't have to think about the door." So you go back to playing around with her some more. Have some more fun with her, bring her to another orgasm or whatever and say, "you know, a terrible thing happened the other day. My friend was hit by a truck. I mean, it was awful, by the time they got him to hospital he was dead. I can't believe it, you know? It's almost as if, it would be a horrible thing you know when you think about.." (point towards the door) "..that no matter even if you were to get that door opened and you were to search, that you could never find me again.." Then she starts freaking out. You calibrate more on that part of, "you will never be able to see me again, you'll never be able to hear my voice again."

"You'll never be able.. all that fun we had together, all those great times we had together, walking along the beach, hand in hand in the moonlight, we would never be able to do those things again and even if you were to open that door, you would search and you could never find." And she's at the point where she's saying, "no no I hate this door. Let's stop this door now, are you trying to upset me?" And you say, "oh, I'm sorry sweetheart, I'm just saying these are just things that are popping into my mind, ok?" So play around some more. Get her good and nice and hot again, fool around, have a good time with her, joke, and then then get back into the door and say, "you know, God, still you know, about life's tragedies.. I mean, I just keep on thinking how.." At this point you can already see that this is starting to make her feel uncomfortable. You want to create that sense in her that you can walk out and she'll feel terrible for the rest of here life. You want to anchor that response. I'll get up and she'll say, "well what are you doing?" And I'll say, "I'm going to the bathroom." I go up to the bedroom door and slam it. That right there will freak her out. Then I'll open the door and say, "oh, I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry, I'm just playing with this door again. You know, you really shouldn't think about this door now and you really don't want to think about this door now."

Having anchored that sense of loss and pain to the door, you can trigger it whenever needed. Whatever negative behavior may come up that you want to stop, the first time you just get up and slam the door. Whether you walk out the door depends on the level of bullshit. On later occasions you can just indicate tbe door in some manner. The example Alex gives: If he's talking on the phone and getting any crap from her, and he knows the relation of where the door is to her desk, he says, "sweetheart, could you please turn right and take a look at what's over there.." and that was the end of the bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 28, 2018, 12:08:41 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 28, 2018, 05:18:30 AM
Read this relationship copypasta ("The Door tactic") on Something Awful and apparently it does exist on at least one pick up site. The fuck is this shit ?  :lol "We're fooling around in bed, it's great. Time to stop the love and play cruel mind games !"

Quote
Whereas most patterns are about getting a woman into bed, The Door is aimed at controlling her after you've started sleeping with her. Other patterns that you've used on her have anchored immense pleasure to you. The Door creates an anchor for the loss of that pleasure.

You've already had intercourse with the girl. The ideal setting for the power of the door, which is a power and control pattern, is right after you've had intercourse and you're in bed with the girl, and at this time hopefully you've set up the fact that you're also the man of her dreams and fulfil her emotional needs. You're fooling around in bed, you've already had a great time, and you go, "sweetheart, what's that over there?" and you point towards the door. And she'll say, "well you know, that's a door, silly." And you say, "yeah, you know.. I'm a real positive person, but.. I mean, can you imagine.. I mean, you don't know what can happen from day to day, when you think about it in your mind. I mean, what would happen if I walked out that door and the door closed and as the door closed, it slammed shut, and no matter what you did, you could not open the door and you knew that you would never be able to look into my eyes again and you'd never be able to hear my voice again and you'd never be able to feel my touch again." Ok, right here is where she starts going, "I don't like this door business at all." And at this time you just reassure her.. "ok, alright sweetheart, you're right. You really shouldn't think about the door and you really don't have to think about the door." So you go back to playing around with her some more. Have some more fun with her, bring her to another orgasm or whatever and say, "you know, a terrible thing happened the other day. My friend was hit by a truck. I mean, it was awful, by the time they got him to hospital he was dead. I can't believe it, you know? It's almost as if, it would be a horrible thing you know when you think about.." (point towards the door) "..that no matter even if you were to get that door opened and you were to search, that you could never find me again.." Then she starts freaking out. You calibrate more on that part of, "you will never be able to see me again, you'll never be able to hear my voice again."

"You'll never be able.. all that fun we had together, all those great times we had together, walking along the beach, hand in hand in the moonlight, we would never be able to do those things again and even if you were to open that door, you would search and you could never find." And she's at the point where she's saying, "no no I hate this door. Let's stop this door now, are you trying to upset me?" And you say, "oh, I'm sorry sweetheart, I'm just saying these are just things that are popping into my mind, ok?" So play around some more. Get her good and nice and hot again, fool around, have a good time with her, joke, and then then get back into the door and say, "you know, God, still you know, about life's tragedies.. I mean, I just keep on thinking how.." At this point you can already see that this is starting to make her feel uncomfortable. You want to create that sense in her that you can walk out and she'll feel terrible for the rest of here life. You want to anchor that response. I'll get up and she'll say, "well what are you doing?" And I'll say, "I'm going to the bathroom." I go up to the bedroom door and slam it. That right there will freak her out. Then I'll open the door and say, "oh, I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry, I'm just playing with this door again. You know, you really shouldn't think about this door now and you really don't want to think about this door now."

Having anchored that sense of loss and pain to the door, you can trigger it whenever needed. Whatever negative behavior may come up that you want to stop, the first time you just get up and slam the door. Whether you walk out the door depends on the level of bullshit. On later occasions you can just indicate tbe door in some manner. The example Alex gives: If he's talking on the phone and getting any crap from her, and he knows the relation of where the door is to her desk, he says, "sweetheart, could you please turn right and take a look at what's over there.." and that was the end of the bullshit.


I never understood how people who manipulate to this degree function. Every moment must have an angle they're pursuing. It sounds horrific.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 29, 2018, 04:06:27 AM
Don't shit where you eat. Pray for my job
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 29, 2018, 04:31:10 AM
https://youtu.be/ZB62oaOeqR0
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 29, 2018, 04:41:39 AM
Quote from: kris on June 29, 2018, 04:06:27 AM
Don't shit where you eat. Pray for my job
:mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 29, 2018, 05:09:55 AM
I sent the "please stop talking to me at work" text an hour ago. No response. We'll see what happens but at least it's documented.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 29, 2018, 05:11:43 AM
 :confused
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 29, 2018, 05:15:32 AM
If shit hits the fan at work and she tries to say I was the one who was initiating all this I have proof that I wasn't (her texts and calls), as well as witnesses. Thus, if she tries to take me down to save herself, we both go down.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on June 29, 2018, 10:10:08 AM
i met my wife at work :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 29, 2018, 02:53:58 PM
she probably fucks all the new guys and now you just look like a spaz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 29, 2018, 03:29:02 PM
(https://abload.de/img/251t3fcrsn3.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=251t3fcrsn3.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 29, 2018, 04:24:07 PM
Quote from: kris on June 29, 2018, 04:06:27 AM
Don't shit where you eat. Pray for my job
"The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions" 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 29, 2018, 04:26:29 PM
Quote from: kris on June 29, 2018, 05:15:32 AM
If shit hits the fan at work and she tries to say I was the one who was initiating all this I have proof that I wasn't (her texts and calls), as well as witnesses. Thus, if she tries to take me down to save herself, we both go down.
This seems like a totally healthy and viable way of starting a relationship :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 29, 2018, 04:27:57 PM
Quote from: kris on June 29, 2018, 05:15:32 AM
If shit hits the fan at work and she tries to say I was the one who was initiating all this I have proof that I wasn't (her texts and calls), as well as witnesses. Thus, if she tries to take me down to save herself, we both go down.
too bad nobody warned her to never trust stost!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 29, 2018, 04:35:49 PM
This can quickly turn into a game of escalation. I would just not interact with her at all unless its on mature and good faith grounds from both sides.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 29, 2018, 04:38:47 PM
stost joining the #metoo movement outchea
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 29, 2018, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 28, 2018, 12:44:34 AM
God, I'm so lonely.  :fbm


You're not lonely, it's just the male version of "baby fever".

It's that lizard-brain impulse that keeps us fucking and procreating.

You can bathe in it and  let it drag you down to where it depresses you to such a degree that you make poor life decisions, or you can identify it for what it is and compartmentalize it and put it away.





Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 29, 2018, 05:39:15 PM
Its all laughs and smiles until she wants to hold your R1 trigger hand during a Bloodborne sesh

#bachelorlivesmatter
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 29, 2018, 05:45:48 PM
Just show her some Sticky White Stuff to show your real gamer-cred.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 29, 2018, 05:46:49 PM
First he won’t tell us who he is, and now this vague booking nonsense? What’s the story? C’mon already!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 29, 2018, 07:46:48 PM
Nvm duders, I got promoted.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 29, 2018, 07:48:36 PM
filler is the greatest poster on this whole forum
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 29, 2018, 07:53:06 PM
kris has big dick energy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2018, 04:30:19 AM
You fucks how many many times must I go out until I put Uruk prove chicks don't dig m? In fine I go out night Aguirre bigger And this is the last night where women just include me. I've prove n my ponymmint now: women don't  want men's time to
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on June 30, 2018, 05:01:38 AM
Quote from: kris on June 29, 2018, 07:46:48 PM
Nvm duders, I got promoted.
:heh

You're the kid who stressed about the exam with the losers only to get an A.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 30, 2018, 06:19:31 AM
Quote from: kris on June 29, 2018, 07:48:36 PM
filler is the greatest poster on this whole forum

Not the greatest poster but definitely the greatest liker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 30, 2018, 11:10:37 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on June 30, 2018, 06:19:31 AM
Quote from: kris on June 29, 2018, 07:48:36 PM
filler is the greatest poster on this whole forum

Not the greatest poster but definitely the greatest liker

Poor D3RANG3D :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 30, 2018, 12:58:37 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2018, 04:30:19 AM
You fucks how many many times must I go out until I put Uruk prove chicks don't dig m? In fine I go out night Aguirre bigger And this is the last night where women just include me. I've prove n my ponymmint now: women don't  want men's time to

(https://i.imgur.com/1CRuIEt.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2018, 01:44:57 PM
It was a bad night guys. Got robbed and a little roughed up.

I'm alive though and spent the morning readjusting(canceling cards, ordering a new phone) and watching the Matrix.

The sad part is now I wish I had taken the iphone's warning of the phone not being backed up a bit more seriously.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 30, 2018, 02:22:58 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2018, 01:44:57 PM
It was a bad night guys. Got robbed and a little roughed up.

I'm alive though and spent the morning readjusting(canceling cards, ordering a new phone) and watching the Matrix.

The sad part is now I wish I had taken the iphone's warning of the phone not being backed up a bit more seriously.

Shit. You file a report? What happened?

Ugh that's my biggest fear when I got out drinking. I've been mugged before, it's not fun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 03, 2018, 11:21:35 PM
Ahem,
get your shit together now Jack. If you're going to be a parent then don't half-ass it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 03, 2018, 11:44:03 PM
B'sha'ah tovah. (https://i.imgur.com/j6SHLG4.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 04, 2018, 12:00:09 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 03, 2018, 11:19:40 PM
Probs having a kid next March  :-\

everything as god wills it bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 04, 2018, 12:12:14 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Yzp5NVo.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 04, 2018, 02:09:28 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 03, 2018, 11:19:40 PM
Probs having a kid next March  :-\
is the mom a thotty?  :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 04, 2018, 02:25:13 AM
(http://www.impawards.com/2007/posters/knocked_up.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 04, 2018, 02:41:50 AM
I don't usually say when something bad happens but almost everyone has something going on tonight so I can finally get it out of the way that in March, I finally broke up with my GF of 2 years (the toxic relationship) and am still hitting waves of relief, sadness, and confusion from the guilt that comes from breaking up with someone who felt they were too old to try again. She was 34. She did not act it. I don't think she really truly wanted a relationship other than to prove she could have one.

Glen, it's a lot easier to raise a child together when you don't divorce the person. By that, I mean view your love for your child and your love for the mother as different things rather than marriage being something you automatically do.

Rahx, I don't know your first name but the best thing you can do is to write off the money/phone and at least now you have a story to tell. I think I have a GSM Nexus 5 somewhere that still holds a charge if you need a phone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 04, 2018, 02:57:20 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 03, 2018, 11:19:40 PM
Probs having a kid next March  :-\
call them a different name every year
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 04, 2018, 02:57:52 AM
oh god, they're going to grow up watching you root for LeBron
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2018, 02:58:27 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 03, 2018, 11:19:40 PM
Probs having a kid next March  :-\

Get that thing sucked out. You’re bright. I don’t want to see you ruin your life so young. I give you shit over Hillary, but I really think you’re heart and (generally) head are in the right place. You have a future, if you handle this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 04, 2018, 03:04:25 AM
A beautiful 38 year old woman liked me on tinder (yeah I’m back on it...). What do?  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://youtu.be/J6zH0XHOyZY
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 04, 2018, 11:59:57 AM
Attack that 38 year old vajoo like the peach in an oasis that it is
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 04, 2018, 01:49:11 PM
She has a blank bio so she could be browsing for fun and nothing more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 04, 2018, 02:10:35 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on July 04, 2018, 02:41:50 AM
I don't usually say when something bad happens but almost everyone has something going on tonight so I can finally get it out of the way that in March, I finally broke up with my GF of 2 years (the toxic relationship) and am still hitting waves of relief, sadness, and confusion from the guilt that comes from breaking up with someone who felt they were too old to try again.

I haven't talked to anyone who has also ended an interpersonal relationships with someone who didn't treat their Borderline Personality Disorder well but I strongly suspect that guilt is a commonly experienced emotion in that group.

I don't want to say, "good for you," because it seems insensitive, but I'm glad you're doing what's best for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: warcock on July 04, 2018, 02:13:17 PM
the ceo of tinder says that if my selection pool is ugly, that I am in fact ugly. Feels bad man. Fix me beverly hills :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: warcock on July 04, 2018, 03:15:48 PM
Quote from: Exodust on July 04, 2018, 02:52:11 PM
Guess something is in the air. Just talked to the girl who dumped me and was flirting with me when she knew I was visiting. So about two weeks ago she planned this meet up for us that she ended up standing me up for, all with the classic suddenly ghosting you an hour before the meet up and for hours after. Not new to the game so I gave up on it about 30 minutes in to when we were supposed to meet up. She texted a day after saying she suddenly overslept in the middle of the day which I didn't buy.

So she calls today and tells me she's freaking out as she thinks she caught something (good luck with that in saudi) as she was fucking this dude, who she also admits she stood me up for, and turns out dude was banging escorts raw and she's burning. Wanted to vent to me but I decided to be classy, let her finish, say "sorry to hear that" and all that, make up an excuse cause it's late then bounced.

Now I know it makes me sound like a piece of shit but my reaction wasn't really anger or sadness as you'd think, I kinda knew coming back that hooking back up was a long shot, so it was mostly "fuck you bitch that's what you get" and I'm not sorry. Deciding to string me along after breaking up with me because, as she also admits, this guy is a douche (she never mentioned him to me before) and she was looking for a side thing, then stands me up at a hang out she planned out, and ghosts me? Ain't exactly shedding tears over here.

But it does suck because all things considered I really liked this girl and if a relationship didn't work I wouldn't have minded being friends. But knowing what I know now I don't really want anything to do with her. Gotta respect myself above all else :yeshrug

cant you report her to the cops or her dad and have her stoned, fuck that charmouta.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 04, 2018, 03:57:46 PM
So she admits that the guy is a douche yet broke a date with you to fuck him without a condom :doge

These girls never learn from their mistakes.  Glad you're moving on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 04, 2018, 05:07:12 PM
You should of got in them musty panties but wrapped it up, then peaced out like middle east chadwick did preferably to No Pigeons

https://youtu.be/pP33_uFlzTM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 04, 2018, 05:11:45 PM
throw acid on that bitch face  :pacspit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 04, 2018, 05:13:56 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 04, 2018, 12:04:40 AM
Quote from: toku on July 04, 2018, 12:00:09 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 03, 2018, 11:19:40 PM
Probs having a kid next March  :-\

everything as god wills it bless up

This is more or less exactly what the prospective mother is saying, which is why she's keeping it despite neither of us being really ready for this.

So it goes.
The future liberals want.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 04, 2018, 05:14:03 PM
filler don't play
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 09, 2018, 05:43:55 PM
https://youtu.be/4b4bh3n5_FM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 09, 2018, 06:02:24 PM
Quote from: Exodust on July 04, 2018, 02:52:11 PM
Guess something is in the air. Just talked to the girl who dumped me and was flirting with me when she knew I was visiting. So about two weeks ago she planned this meet up for us that she ended up standing me up for, all with the classic suddenly ghosting you an hour before the meet up and for hours after. Not new to the game so I gave up on it about 30 minutes in to when we were supposed to meet up. She texted a day after saying she suddenly overslept in the middle of the day which I didn't buy.

So she calls today and tells me she's freaking out as she thinks she caught something (good luck with that in saudi) as she was fucking this dude, who she also admits she stood me up for, and turns out dude was banging escorts raw and she's burning. Wanted to vent to me but I decided to be classy, let her finish, say "sorry to hear that" and all that, make up an excuse cause it's late then bounced.

Now I know it makes me sound like a piece of shit but my reaction wasn't really anger or sadness as you'd think, I kinda knew coming back that hooking back up was a long shot, so it was mostly "fuck you bitch that's what you get" and I'm not sorry. Deciding to string me along after breaking up with me because, as she also admits, this guy is a douche (she never mentioned him to me before) and she was looking for a side thing, then stands me up at a hang out she planned out, and ghosts me? Ain't exactly shedding tears over here.

But it does suck because all things considered I really liked this girl and if a relationship didn't work I wouldn't have minded being friends. But knowing what I know now I don't really want anything to do with her. Gotta respect myself above all else :yeshrug

The game is the game.

Can't she go to Dubai and get that resolved?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 06:59:23 PM
One of my tinder matches that I’ve been talking to for a couple days just told me she likes to do coke.  :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 09, 2018, 07:01:16 PM
try it and see
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 07:11:54 PM
I’m just afraid I’ll like it too much after my first try.  :doge

Maybe that won’t be the case because I prefer to feel mellow & relaxed than hyped up most of the time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2018, 07:13:12 PM
Do a bump off her nipples
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 09, 2018, 07:24:08 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 09, 2018, 07:13:12 PM
Do a bump off her nipples
Butthole or nothing!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 09, 2018, 07:24:38 PM
^newsfeed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 09, 2018, 07:39:30 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 07:11:54 PM
I’m just afraid I’ll like it too much after my first try.  :doge

Maybe that won’t be the case because I prefer to feel mellow & relaxed than hyped up most of the time.

its probably trash shit and the high you get will be mostly anxiety and not from the mostly ground up calcium tablets anyway
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 07:57:43 PM
She just revealed to me she's a single mom too.  :picard

edit: I'm in too deep. I've already seen her tits.  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 09, 2018, 08:11:13 PM
Atra attracts some thot ass thot pockets gawdamn
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 09, 2018, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 06:59:23 PM
One of my tinder matches that I’ve been talking to for a couple days just told me she likes to do coke.  :larry
Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 07:57:43 PM
She just revealed to me she's a single mom too.  :picard

edit: I'm in too deep. I've already seen her tits.  :goty2
:lawd :leon :noah :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 10:21:49 PM
Should I meet her this Saturday or nah?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 09, 2018, 10:22:38 PM
Of course.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 09, 2018, 10:25:03 PM
ya do a bunch of blow off her tiddies
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 10:27:23 PM
My god, I’m becoming a degenerate. Slowly but surely.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 09, 2018, 10:46:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 10:27:23 PM
My god, I’m becoming a degenerate. Slowly but surely.  :doge

I almost went to an orgy last week. :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 10:48:03 PM
What stopped you from going?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 09, 2018, 10:50:59 PM
Sketched out around the time they started telling me about the mandatory medical check-up. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 10, 2018, 12:21:40 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 09, 2018, 10:50:59 PM
Sketched out around the time they started telling me about the mandatory medical check-up. :doge
raw sex  :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 10, 2018, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 09, 2018, 10:50:59 PM
Sketched out around the time they started telling me about the mandatory medical check-up. :doge

Man that defeats the purpose of an orgy. The looming spectre of an STD gives it that element of danger.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 10, 2018, 11:08:44 AM
Oh thank god. The more wholesome girl I’ve been messaging on tinder seems down to meet me this Thursday.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on July 10, 2018, 11:11:04 AM
ask if you can do coke off her nips instead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 10, 2018, 11:24:43 AM
This girl told me she’d be down to smoke weed with me. I’d much rather do that than coke.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 10, 2018, 11:34:35 AM
Winners don't do diabetes !
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 10, 2018, 12:10:39 PM
Just don't become her coke daddy, she might be angling for this

(https://abload.de/img/giphy8qeoyk.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=giphy8qeoyk.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 10, 2018, 12:40:09 PM
She's probably not that wild. She probably just thinks a 20 something single dude with no attachments would think she's too conservative or something. Go and have a good time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 10, 2018, 03:44:41 PM
cocaine really ain't anymore addictive than alcohol, breh. take a few bumps and allow yourself to enjoy it. then smash that thotty's pisser
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 10, 2018, 04:58:42 PM
I just hope it's not laced with something screwy.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 10, 2018, 05:44:52 PM
Scene IX

(Atra and Powderpuff are parked outside the Chino low rises in Powderpuff's 2001 hunter green Hyundai Accent)

Powderpuff: (coolly) ...he's usually good with the curb side service.

(Atra looks through the cracked windshield and down the block nervously)

(Powderpuff side-eyes and considers Atra, her trademark crooked smile in full effect)

Powderpuff: Hit this sweety, it'll take the edge off...

(Atra hits the joint with a bit too much enthusiasm. Herb and and harsh metalics swim in his mouth. Too late to recoil  from what he just pulled, he can already feel the known and unknown making its way upstream.)

Powderpuff: (https://abload.de/img/tenor4wyugj.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=tenor4wyugj.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on July 10, 2018, 10:59:16 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 10:27:23 PM
My god, I’m becoming a degenerate. Slowly but surely.  :doge

hurry that shit up mang, what have you got to lose. live.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on July 10, 2018, 11:25:14 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 10, 2018, 04:58:42 PM
I just hope it's not laced with something screwy.  :doge
this isn't a dare class, dawg. no one is out here lacing drugs. maybe just a little baby laxative :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 10, 2018, 11:41:29 PM
M’kay. If you say so.

My next concern is that she has the herp or a hep but I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.  :doge

edit: just to get everyone on the same page:

I’m seeing cocaine girl on Saturday for breakfast because of her weird schedule.

And I’m seeing wholesome pot girl this Thursday for dinner.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 10, 2018, 11:53:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GH6NHZQ.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 11, 2018, 01:45:42 AM
Now I want a dating site that lists prospective lovers by their degenerate vices
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 11, 2018, 11:03:07 AM
Quote from: naff on July 10, 2018, 10:59:16 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 10:27:23 PM
My god, I’m becoming a degenerate. Slowly but surely.  :doge

hurry that shit up mang, what have you got to lose. live.
I'm here for a long time, not a good time.  :PP
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 11, 2018, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: riotous on July 11, 2018, 02:18:44 AM
Atra is informing us port girl canceled on Thursday, cocaine girl cancels on Friday.
Heroin girl still good for Sunday.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 11, 2018, 11:40:36 AM
atra i think youd be surprised about how many people actual play around with blow

well maybe not in small town sc, but still
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 11, 2018, 03:29:53 PM
That feel when you hit it off with a cutie at the bar, and he ruins the mood by asking for a threesome with your best friend.

If it wasn't a girl I saw as my sister, sure. But alas. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 11, 2018, 07:12:21 PM
You miss all the shots you don't take  :nothot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 11, 2018, 07:13:51 PM
A threesome sounds exhausting tbh.  :doge

I’d only be down if I didn’t have to do any work.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on July 11, 2018, 09:21:46 PM
You're officially the laziest person here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 11, 2018, 10:21:55 PM
I had the offer once but I passed because I wasn't that kinky yet. And I'm not bragging, it was a fairly common thing in my college town (Santa Cruz). Probably all the bisexuals. A couple single dude friends had the same reaction as me and tbh I don't know anyone who had a threesome where their SO wasn't taking part.

Now though, there have been times I've had sex with girls who were incredibly lazy and it would have been great if they could tag somebody in.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 12, 2018, 11:55:54 AM
I've found my experience that it is somewhat exhausting. But you gotta work work work work work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 12, 2018, 01:06:47 PM
Oh, I'll watch MFF porn all day.

I just realize you have to be some sort of athlete to fuck two women at once like a champ. :trumps

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Then again, the girl I was boning was heavy and it took a lot of physical effort to move her around.  :doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 12, 2018, 02:42:01 PM
sex is just the activity you do in between the drugs and booze. It's not really the main event that requires this intense performance or level of concentration. It's just another drug in the mix.







Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 12, 2018, 02:46:12 PM
He’s not wrong.  :idont

It basically turns into mutual masturbation when you’re not really emotionally invested in the other person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 12, 2018, 03:01:14 PM
it's not a crime to nut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 12, 2018, 03:28:11 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 11, 2018, 03:29:53 PM
That feel when you hit it off with a cutie at the bar, and he ruins the mood by asking for a threesome with your best friend.

If it wasn't a girl I saw as my sister, sure. But alas. :doge
very disappointed in you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 12, 2018, 03:29:20 PM
Quote from: kris on July 12, 2018, 03:01:14 PM
it's not a crime to nut
tell that to neogaf moderator and close friend to evilore, amirox  :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 12, 2018, 03:42:07 PM
It’s not a strong legal position
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 12, 2018, 11:15:20 PM
My date with wholesome pot girl went well. Kinda simple but a total sweetie (she let me take a hit off her weed vape pen  8) ). I could probably use that in my life right now.   :doge

Also, she seems down to meet up again. :rejoice

edit: plus, this was her first online/tinder date ever lol. I told her they don’t always go so smoothly as ours haha. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 12, 2018, 11:20:54 PM
Dont lie, this played in your head when she held the vape to your eager lips

https://youtu.be/RTLoTD1AnBE

Atra making moves!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on July 13, 2018, 12:18:19 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 12, 2018, 02:46:12 PM
He’s not wrong.  :idont

It basically turns into mutual masturbation when you’re not really emotionally invested in the other person.

Haven't you only fucked once?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2018, 12:20:17 AM
I fucked the same girl a handful of times but near the end of that fling I wasn't feeling any sort of lovely dovey feelings tbh. I had to close my eyes and think about porn scenes during bang sesh 4 and 5.  That's when I knew I had to get out of the situation I was in. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on July 13, 2018, 12:22:29 AM
Touché
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2018, 12:26:27 AM
Speaking of which. I probably need to go cold turkey on the porn for a bit while I'm dating again.

Gotta build up that raw animalistic lust.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Snowden on July 13, 2018, 12:30:48 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 13, 2018, 12:26:27 AM
Speaking of which. I probably need to go cold turkey on the porn for a bit while I'm dating again.

Gotta build up that raw animalistic lust.  :doge

Didn't you give up on dating recently? What changed?

Anyways, good job and good luck with the new lady.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2018, 12:32:58 AM
For a bit then I gave it just one more honest try.

It just gets super frustrating/depressing when you try to meet up with a handful of girls and they all cancel on you in a row.

edit: I basically followed through with your advice from a while back, snowden. I just didn't try as hard/give too much of a fuck if I got dates or not.

edit2: Also, it helped that I had a two week break from work recently. That kinda reset my brain a bit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Snowden on July 13, 2018, 12:38:07 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 13, 2018, 12:32:58 AM
For a bit then I gave it just one more honest try.

It just gets super frustrating/depressing when you try to meet up with a handful of girls and they all cancel on you in a row.

edit: I basically followed through with you advice from a while back, snowden. I just didn't try as hard/give too much of a fuck if I got dates or not.

edit2: Also, it helped that I had a two week break from work. That kinda reset my brain a bit.
Hey good job man. I've been in a similar position to you, where dates aren't working out and I've put way too much investment into them. Once you get to the point where you don't care anymore it all seems to line up right, just the way the world works.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2018, 09:32:43 PM
Seeing cocaine girl tomorrow around 9am at a local favorite diner. Wish me luck.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 13, 2018, 09:43:27 PM
Are you a coke in the morning kinda person? :doge

Not to interject myself in the conversation too much here, but since I already did( :doge) :
You seem like a funny dude with a self-depreciating sense of humor, don't lean on that self-depreciation too much especially not on a first date. If someone doesn't know you it may just come off as weird or fishing for
compliments. Trust me I'd know :stahp


But still: Best of luck!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2018, 09:46:55 PM
Oh trust me. I dial my self deprecating humor way back these days when I’m on a date.

I try to keep things as positive as possible.

I sound like Tony fucking Robbins sometimes because I’m being so positive.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 13, 2018, 10:20:10 PM
bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2018, 10:43:08 PM
Just follow your heart, don't treat girls bad, and keep going on dates. Don't get hung up on one girl. View yourself as disposable in the sense that these chicks have a lot of options, and might be going on way more dates than you are...so never feel like "this girl is the one" or get hung up on hoping/praying/obsessing. If it works out, cool! If not, on to the next one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 13, 2018, 10:43:09 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 12, 2018, 02:42:01 PM
sex is just the activity you do in between the drugs and booze. It's not really the main event that requires this intense performance or level of concentration. It's just another drug in the mix.
wtf.

i go in ready to perform son, bring your A game or don't come at all. Not sure what kind of broads you been hitting.

number 1 way a girl will cheat on you is if you don't lay serious pipe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 13, 2018, 10:53:00 PM
:popular
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 14, 2018, 12:07:27 AM
THOT at AA tonight :mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 14, 2018, 01:28:14 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 12, 2018, 11:15:20 PM
My date with wholesome pot girl went well. Kinda simple but a total sweetie (she let me take a hit off her weed vape pen  8) ). I could probably use that in my life right now.   :doge

Also, she seems down to meet up again. :rejoice

edit: plus, this was her first online/tinder date ever lol. I told her they don’t always go so smoothly as ours haha. :doge

I get a good vibe from this post; this will be a good relationship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 14, 2018, 01:14:53 PM
Had an amazing time with “coke” girl this morning. :rejoice

She’s more of a pot head and only tries coke occasionally. So that’s a relief.  :doge

Also, I seemed to have a lot more in common with her.

After we had breakfast I had one toke of “girl scout cookie” in her car and holy fuck it was amazing. The weed I regularly smoke must be mediocre or shit weed.   :doge

Then we made out shortly after, made some quick plans to meet again, and went our separate ways so she could get home and sleep.

So overall a great time.  :delicious



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 14, 2018, 01:17:25 PM
A breakfast date that ended with getting high and making out.

Are you turning into a degenerate? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 14, 2018, 01:19:32 PM
I think I’m there already.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 14, 2018, 01:26:29 PM
GSC is a high content strain, bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 14, 2018, 04:41:25 PM
I'm honestly so hyped for atra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 14, 2018, 05:09:18 PM
Atra is gonna walk himself into mid 2K romantic comedy situation, having to choose between these two chicas somehow ending with him running to an airport to catch the one he wants

https://youtu.be/Lx_x6jMCxAY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 14, 2018, 07:09:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 14, 2018, 01:14:53 PM
Had an amazing time with “coke” girl this morning. :rejoice

Where's the pics?




Anyways, i'm done with this girl i'm dating. She's too american for me and she's not even fucking american. I might start going to the churches around here, i need me a traditional house wifey. Fuck this modern female mentality bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2018, 07:12:38 PM
our man in the south is swimming in women
:rejoice
(http://www.thecoli.com/media/mighty-casey-mjgrin.10697/full?d=1480047277)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 14, 2018, 07:23:03 PM
since last year the season plot was that Atra got laid, this year it'll be that he got someone pregnant.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 14, 2018, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on July 14, 2018, 04:41:25 PM
I'm honestly so hyped for atra

This is a risky hype.  Like hyped for the DCCU risky. 

Also, You go Atra!  I believe in you. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 14, 2018, 08:17:00 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2018, 07:12:38 PM
our man in the south is swimming in women
:rejoice
(http://www.thecoli.com/media/mighty-casey-mjgrin.10697/full?d=1480047277)
:mynicca

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJQ8F4GYTYg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 14, 2018, 08:53:28 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 14, 2018, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on July 14, 2018, 04:41:25 PM
I'm honestly so hyped for atra

This is a risky hype.  Like hyped for the DCCU risky. 

Also, You go Atra!  I believe in you.
yeah he's bound to burn too because of all this hype
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 14, 2018, 10:47:52 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 14, 2018, 07:09:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 14, 2018, 01:14:53 PM
Had an amazing time with “coke” girl this morning. :rejoice

Where's the pics?
Anyways, i'm done with this girl i'm dating. She's too american for me and she's not even fucking american. I might start going to the churches around here, i need me a traditional house wifey. Fuck this modern female mentality bullshit.


I'm not saying your gf is perfect but if you want a bang-maid, I don't think you'll find them in church.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 14, 2018, 11:14:28 PM
glad you had a great time atra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 15, 2018, 12:35:14 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on July 14, 2018, 10:47:52 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 14, 2018, 07:09:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 14, 2018, 01:14:53 PM
Had an amazing time with “coke” girl this morning. :rejoice

Where's the pics?
Anyways, i'm done with this girl i'm dating. She's too american for me and she's not even fucking american. I might start going to the churches around here, i need me a traditional house wifey. Fuck this modern female mentality bullshit.


I'm not saying your gf is perfect but if you want a bang-maid, I don't think you'll find them in church.
you haven't seen the church girls around here breh  :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 15, 2018, 07:48:38 PM
Well, the cougar that I was plowing, seemed to stop talking after what appeared to be a few successful dates. Aw well.

On the plus side, I'm going out with this plus size broad later tonight, so there's that at least.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2018, 02:33:49 PM
Not to admit defeat yet but... I think both of those girls I went on dates with ghosted me.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 16, 2018, 02:38:45 PM
you still leveled up with this experience. Keep at it and you'll get even more girls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 16, 2018, 07:13:05 PM
Well, at least I got to kiss someone while high. Definitely would recommend.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 16, 2018, 10:50:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 16, 2018, 02:33:49 PM
Not to admit defeat yet but... I think both of those girls I went on dates with ghosted me.  :doge
Damn, already? Are you being pushy?

Ghosting is the worst. I've done it, i've had it done to me. The best thing to do is not get pushy or start blasting them with texts.... hit them back up months later.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 16, 2018, 10:53:58 PM
I would not have messaged or called either of those sluts after meeting up. Just forget they exist until they message/call.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 16, 2018, 10:58:31 PM
yeah, unless they give off the vibe that they're desperate for a relationship you shouldn't give off the vibe either, and if the girl isn't at least 25 don't even bother thinking of a relationship with her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: warcock on July 16, 2018, 10:58:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 16, 2018, 02:33:49 PM
Not to admit defeat yet but... I think both of those girls I went on dates with ghosted me.  :doge

https://youtu.be/EFnJMPQow7A

Time to invest in plastic surgery.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 16, 2018, 11:00:54 PM
you met these whores off tinder, you probably could have fucked one or both of them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2018, 09:37:11 AM
Coke girl's text this morning:
(https://i.imgur.com/FbVQ50S.png?1)

Bitch, what the fuck.  :doge

I basically mouth fucked you in your car.  :doge

edit: Anyways, I already messaged her back and said it's cool but strongly hinted that I wanted to get some more of that GSC weed.   :noah :mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 17, 2018, 10:00:34 AM
Should have hit back with, well I'm 2 months pregnant

Theres no honor in tindr. Keep it moving
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on July 17, 2018, 11:18:43 AM
perfect trap, atra. start buying weed from her and then "forget" your wallet one time but imply you can still pay her well for it :doge

also gsc (or really anything with cookie in the name) is some good flower dawg, better keep getting that shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2018, 12:02:36 PM
Heh. If I had made out with a girl in fourth grade at my private Christian school I'd probably would've been suspended.  :doge

Like I said before, I have a very warped view about what's "normal" behavior thanks to how I was raised for most of my life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 17, 2018, 12:03:50 PM
I wanna give you props for not being devastated about this, your confidence has clearly gone way up!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 17, 2018, 12:05:23 PM
yeah dude.  show us your dick!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 17, 2018, 12:06:17 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on July 17, 2018, 12:03:50 PM
I wanna give you props for not being devastated about this, your confidence has clearly gone way up!
Big Dick Energy™
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:03:51 AM
Atra,

http://nattyornot.com/7-reasons-why-online-dating-is-a-waste-of-time-for-men-unless-you-are-a-movie-star-or-on-steroids/


http://nattyornot.com/how-feminism-and-social-media-destroyed-the-natural-male/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 18, 2018, 03:19:34 AM
Those are kind of shitty articles. Even I know that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 18, 2018, 04:01:32 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:03:51 AM
Atra,

http://nattyornot.com/7-reasons-why-online-dating-is-a-waste-of-time-for-men-unless-you-are-a-movie-star-or-on-steroids/


http://nattyornot.com/how-feminism-and-social-media-destroyed-the-natural-male/

I could season my eggs with the amount of salt in the title of that first article
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 18, 2018, 04:43:34 AM
Online dating is super aggravating, but that's also where I've managed to get like 95% of my dates over the past 6 years. I'll say this much, I sure as hell don't get a lot of responses, but when I do, I get pretty damn lucky.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 04:46:23 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 18, 2018, 03:19:34 AM
Those are kind of shitty articles. Even I know that.
That second one is amazing and spot on.

Aren't you kind of always salty about not being able to pull pussy, like, ever? I would think those would speak to someone like you to the most... unless of course you're a white knight like the majority of the round faced chubs on the bore.

But out of curiosity (i know i shouldn't even bother because i doubt you read it all) what is it that you don't agree with or find to be false? 
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 18, 2018, 04:01:32 AM

I could season my eggs with the amount of salt in the title of that first article
It is a bit salty but online dating isn't equal in all parts of the country, Atra is a testament to that.

And you really do have to stick with it to get results, like Oblivion for example. You will eventually get something but that's not the point the writer is trying to make in either piece. I highly doubt Oblivion pulls the girls he actually wants to pull on Tinder by the way, and settles for the acceptable ones he matches with. Anyone with experience on Tinder knows (if you are a guy) to lower your standards and play the numbers game.

For the sake of it i'll post the 7 reasons here and see what people actually object with considering all the points line up to what Atra has experienced and posted on the bore for our personal pleasures:

Quote
1.Online dating is a bottom line activity

Apps take modern dating down to its fundamental pillars:

1. looks [height, weight, face, age, muscle,…etc.]
2.profession [money]
3.social status [do I want to be seen with this guy…?]

Out of those three, appearance holds the utmost importance because the selection process is 100% visual.

2. Two BIG Lies

”Men are visual pigs, women are magnanimous angels,” the fairy tales said.

Dream on, romantic soldiers. Women are just as visual if not more visual than men

3. They Are Looking For Signs

 Your external image is a direct result of what happens inside of you. This is why humans become prettier when they are happy and turn into repulsive flesh when death starts knocking on the door.

4. Female Hegemony Online

What does this mean, kid?

It means that women are pulling the strings in the online world. Men of all strata are kneeling and begging for attention. Even the inboxes of somewhat unattractive females are flooded with propositions from thirsty boys. This gives women the power of choice. They get to pick males at the top of the modern food chain, and if you are not one….well…forget about it and install StarCraft.

5. Temptation

What would people do if they could get away with it? Anything. The right opportunity could turn even the most righteous man into a thief.

6. Rate Me

The primary reason for women to install Tinder is neither sex nor a relationship quest. Women do it to boost their levels of self-worth. A vast majority of the girls on Tinder have boyfriends and use the app to receive superlatives and feed their egos. They call it “playing games”; I call it cheating through texts.

7. Modern Media = Natty Killer

Movies, commercials, magazines, street posters, reality shows and social media create the reality of the modern humanoid. The media have convinced everyone that the [steroid] look of fitness models is a direct result of training




Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 18, 2018, 05:48:05 AM
On which salty incel page did you find that drivel? :neogaf

Social status, look and profession don't matter when you try to pick up women at a bar?
 :gurl

Online dating is the same thing as dating in the real world,in fact it is easier.
Can't pretend you just went rock climbing while sitting at home wearing sweatpants in the real world. :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 06:12:36 AM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on July 18, 2018, 05:48:05 AM
On which salty incel page did you find that drivel? :neogaf

Social status, look and profession don't matter when you try to pick up women at a bar?
 :gurl

why such a low effort post? geez dude, at least try a little man.

That's not the point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 18, 2018, 06:28:34 AM
That is literally the first point. Being attractive is a plus? WOW, I never....

Since I am bored, I will engage Truthseeker's article on nattyornot.com in earnest and give it exactly the amount
of earnestness it deserves.

Here is my rebuttal to all the points he makes in his journalistic masterpiece:
LOL, duh, LOL, geez this guy is salty, What?, LOL, ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 18, 2018, 06:45:35 AM
I’m frustrated with women yes, but my problems are my own. The reason I’m not getting any as you said is because of various reasons. All of them completely my own.

The problem with the article is none of its points are really eye opening or helpful. Oh boy good looking people do better. And? All the article does is put up useless points with an angle of how “it’s the women’s fault”. Which really ignores what men do in an attempt to make men feel better. It’s not white knighting, it’s calld not being a whinny asshole. Online dating can be a lot of shit, yes but your not going to help yourself pinning your problems on women.

I mean what is the revelation there? Women will rate the best looking dudes? Ok? I’m also not trying to match with ugly girls.

There’s just no helpful advice there. Just a lot of blaming. So no that kind of article doesn’t appeal to me.

The 2nd article is just lots of shit. I mean it's complete absolute trash. Not all women desire, think, or want the same thing. This idea that women only want muscle bound gods is some complete bullshit incel idea. As a man I can think these big ass, thighs, and boobs Instagram women are hot( I don't actually), but in the end they are so far removed from reality and my real daily life that I find them unattractive. It's not untrue for women. Do women like In shape guys? Probably. Not all though. That dosen't mean you need to look super jacked. Women, just like men like tons of different things. Thnking they don't is just dumb. But both these articles are just excuses to create pity parties. Which dosen't really help you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 18, 2018, 11:55:00 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 11, 2018, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: riotous on July 11, 2018, 02:18:44 AM
Atra is informing us port girl canceled on Thursday, cocaine girl cancels on Friday.
Heroin girl still good for Sunday.

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 01:03:37 PM
Most of you here are just... dumb as fuck.

It's not "eye opening" ? well it sure fucking was to Atra and that's who i posted it for did i not? Not for you fucking apparent 'geniuses' that have it all figured out and are still in here crying daily about the lack of vagina in your face (no, not you agrajag).

Yes, being attractive helps in the real world, we all know that BUT the point is that online dating exacerbates this by a large degree while guys are still fed bullshit about how women 'aren't like that' when they fucking are. All the while feminist applauding from the sidelines. It's a nightmare.

And this particular site is about the truth in steroid use. So it all comes back down to being transparent about the realities so young guys don't fall down this hole of dedicating their lives to working out and eating right thinking they'll achieve something they clearly cannot without roids, and so a lot of them end up taking steroids and damaging themselves (i've lived this experience, i remember how many guys at the gym were taking steroids when i started, and it's no where close to the amount from today).

It's negative male image. It's fucking with dudes heads. And the white knighters may come back and say "oh, well, women have dealt with that forever" yes, i know, but this is a much bigger problem for men than women, in actuality, because men are thirsty creatures and on average will go to insane lengths to obtain pussy and accolade from women. It's so much worse. That's the point.

**Oh, and this can still apply to women as well. And Vegans even. I've gotten into so many arguments with friends that think these "vegan" instagram athletes are natural, when they aren't even close.**
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 18, 2018, 01:13:08 PM
Comparative suffering arguments are stupid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 01:36:50 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 18, 2018, 01:13:08 PM
Comparative suffering arguments are stupid.

 Someone experimented with making a fake chad profile and was amazed how it was comparatively different, the tinder experience... i mean??? It's exactly what the article says it is.

I'm confused what the problem is and why it's so enticing to ignore realities, and pretend things aren't actually problematic. Is it because we're mainly talking about women here? is that it? Has feminism really conditioned a lot of you to excuse everything females do? (oh look it's that word, females, ree would go nuts)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 18, 2018, 01:44:02 PM
Why should I care that females are particular about who they fuck and sometimes it's not me?  That's not problematic you blubbering pussy.  You sound like a little bitch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 01:47:59 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 18, 2018, 01:44:02 PM
Why should I care that females are particular about who they fuck and sometimes it's not me?  That's not problematic you blubbering pussy.  You sound like a little bitch

 :snoop

Daddy P help ussssssss
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 01:51:52 PM
At the end of the day it is a numbers game for us average shmucks.

You just gotta keep putting yourself out there until you click with someone who likes your personal brand of quirkiness.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 01:54:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 01:51:52 PM
At the end of the day it is a numbers game for us average smucks.

You just gotta keep putting yourself out there until you click with someone who likes your personal brand of quirkiness.
I'm going to save you the pain breh.

Yes, it is a numbers game, but most likely than not you're going to have to drop your expectations. Your standards. This doesn't mean you wont' find a great girl, someone that clicks with you, but there will be some things, probably in the visual department that you'll have to settle with.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 01:56:29 PM
I have dropped my standards (a long while ago too). I've been meeting up with chubby gals, girls with anxiety problems, and single moms more often than not.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 18, 2018, 01:57:11 PM
If you think a dude jacked on roids is the kind of guy most women over the age of 27 or so seek out, you have a warped sense of reality.
I had some dates on Tinder back when I was single with some 'THOTS' and I would rather kill myself than to have to endure their narcisstic bullshit ever again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 18, 2018, 01:59:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 07:57:43 PM
edit: I'm in too deep. I've already seen her tits.  :goty2

See, a real bro would share.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 01:56:29 PM
And I have dropped my standards (a long while ago too). I've been meeting up with chubby gals, girls with anxiety problems, and single moms more often than not.  :doge

Look, i love single moms. When i was still dating (i may be back in the scene shortly) single moms were the best times. They're usually far above average in looks, they're no bullshit, and are always down for a good time......until their not, and at some point they wont be. Almost all single moms are looking for someone to eventually take care of them and their child lol.

Chubby girls are good to, and honestly if you get a young one that's dynamite because pretty faced chubby girls can turn smoking hot with some gym work.

Just stay away from anxiety ones dude, that shit never turns out well.

Quote from: KennyLoggins on July 18, 2018, 01:57:11 PM
If you think a dude jacked on roids is the kind of guy most women over the age of 27 or so seek out, you have a warped sense of reality.
I had some dates on Tinder back when I was single with some 'THOTS' and I would rather kill myself than to have to endure their narcisstic bullshit ever again.
You didn't read the second piece, or just have horrible reading comprehension skills.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:00:28 PM
Quote from: Raist on July 18, 2018, 01:59:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 07:57:43 PM
edit: I'm in too deep. I've already seen her tits.  :goty2

See, a real bro would share.
Snapchat has a feature that notifies the person sharing their pics if someone screenshots them or not. So I just flat out don't screenshot pics.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:01:13 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:00:28 PM
Snapchat has a feature that notifies the person sharing their pics if someone screenshots them or not. So I just flat out don't screenshot pics.  :doge
Use your laptop, or another phone man . Come on. Step up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 18, 2018, 02:01:20 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 01:59:45 PM

 You didn't read the second piece, or just have horrible comprehension skills.

Nah I didn't, the first one was more than enough whiny bullshit I can endure in a day.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:01:55 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:01:13 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:00:28 PM
Snapchat has a feature that notifies the person sharing their pics if someone screenshots them or not. So I just flat out don't screenshot pics.  :doge
Use your laptop, or another phone man . Come on. Step up
That sounds like too much work to just save some average looking tits.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:02:35 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on July 18, 2018, 02:01:20 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 01:59:45 PM

 You didn't read the second piece, or just have horrible comprehension skills.

Nah I didn't, the first one was more than enough whiny bullshit I can endure in a day.
Well then shut the fuck up and stop replying to my posts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 18, 2018, 02:04:54 PM
:badass

Can't wait to read the next great 'thinkpiece', has Truthseeker some more of this shit?

Or are you Truthseeker? :ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:05:22 PM
Anyways. You do you, Assy.

I have an acquaintance (who's better looking than me) who's into all that psychological PUA-esque shit those articles were spouting and he has just as much luck (if not worse luck) than me when it comes to dating.  :doge

edit: he asks out girls IRL not on tinder btw.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:20:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:05:22 PM

I have an acquaintance (who's better looking than me) who's into all that psychological PUA-esque shit those articles were spouting and he has just as much luck (if not worse luck) than me when it comes to dating.  :doge
What's your point? We're all fucked in the end man unless we're blessed at the highest levels of chadness or swimming in cash. lol

And just because a guy could be getting pussy on the regular doesn't mean the system is fine. Most likely homeboy dropping his standards significantly below his own baseline.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 18, 2018, 02:22:05 PM
I should have gotten into the PUA business when it was still hot. It's so great because it tells you some simple truths like "be more confident" or "work out a little bit" and wraps it in verbose pseudo-science and charges you a premium for it.  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:28:08 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on July 18, 2018, 02:22:05 PM
I should have gotten into the PUA business when it was still hot. It's so great because it tells you some simple truths like "be more confident" or "work out a little bit" and wraps it in verbose pseudo-science and charges you a premium for it.  :rejoice
Yeah, which is exactly what the second piece pushes back against. But of course you didn't read it  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:28:31 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:20:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:05:22 PM

I have an acquaintance (who's better looking than me) who's into all that psychological PUA-esque shit those articles were spouting and he has just as much luck (if not worse luck) than me when it comes to dating.  :doge
What's your point? We're all fucked in the end man unless we're blessed at the highest levels of chadness or swimming in cash. lol

And just because a guy could be getting pussy on the regular doesn't mean the system is fine. Most likely homeboy dropping his standards significantly below his own baseline.
My point is accept the cards your dealt and stop getting bent out of shape over things you cannot possibly control.

What solutions are there besides enacting draconian laws that bitter seldom laid men want because Chad is fucking their precious oneitus?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:31:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:28:31 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:20:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:05:22 PM

I have an acquaintance (who's better looking than me) who's into all that psychological PUA-esque shit those articles were spouting and he has just as much luck (if not worse luck) than me when it comes to dating.  :doge
What's your point? We're all fucked in the end man unless we're blessed at the highest levels of chadness or swimming in cash. lol

And just because a guy could be getting pussy on the regular doesn't mean the system is fine. Most likely homeboy dropping his standards significantly below his own baseline.
My point is accept the cards your dealt and stop getting bent out of shape over things you cannot possibly control.

What solutions are there besides enacting draconian laws that bitter seldom laid men want because Chad is fucking their precious oneitus?
Who is saying anything about enacting draconian laws? The second piece doesn't offer any solutions, it says it will eventually correct itself because the reality of the online dating scene, and social media in general, in it's current form doesn't actually benefit women in the long run anyways. It's not a sustainable system for anybody.

And my other post above is exactly the point you're making = Accept your cards, lower your standards and be smart in your selection process.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hungrynoob on July 18, 2018, 02:33:12 PM
When you begin to understand how you truly work as a person is to understand how the world works, is to understand how the universe works. The hermetic principle of correspondence.

"As above so below"

Alice in wonderland.

When you venture out into the world with the single goal of understanding yourself, the rest comes easy. Dont focus on the outside world, because nothing can change there until you change the inside world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fKBhvDjuy0


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 18, 2018, 02:37:49 PM
Since you advertised it so much and I have nothing left to do for today I am going to read "How Feminism and Social Media Destroyed The Natural Male".  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:42:48 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:31:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:28:31 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:20:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:05:22 PM

I have an acquaintance (who's better looking than me) who's into all that psychological PUA-esque shit those articles were spouting and he has just as much luck (if not worse luck) than me when it comes to dating.  :doge
What's your point? We're all fucked in the end man unless we're blessed at the highest levels of chadness or swimming in cash. lol

And just because a guy could be getting pussy on the regular doesn't mean the system is fine. Most likely homeboy dropping his standards significantly below his own baseline.
My point is accept the cards your dealt and stop getting bent out of shape over things you cannot possibly control.

What solutions are there besides enacting draconian laws that bitter seldom laid men want because Chad is fucking their precious oneitus?
Who is saying anything about enacting draconian laws? The second piece doesn't offer any solutions, it says it will eventually correct itself because the reality of the online dating scene, and social media in general, in it's current form doesn't actually benefit women in the long run anyways. It's not a sustainable system for anybody.

And my other post above is exactly the point you're making = Accept your cards, lower your standards and be smart in your selection process.
But what if it doesn’t self correct? What if the current situation is accepted as the new normal and compounds on itself over time?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:50:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:42:48 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:31:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:28:31 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:20:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:05:22 PM

I have an acquaintance (who's better looking than me) who's into all that psychological PUA-esque shit those articles were spouting and he has just as much luck (if not worse luck) than me when it comes to dating.  :doge
What's your point? We're all fucked in the end man unless we're blessed at the highest levels of chadness or swimming in cash. lol

And just because a guy could be getting pussy on the regular doesn't mean the system is fine. Most likely homeboy dropping his standards significantly below his own baseline.
My point is accept the cards your dealt and stop getting bent out of shape over things you cannot possibly control.

What solutions are there besides enacting draconian laws that bitter seldom laid men want because Chad is fucking their precious oneitus?
Who is saying anything about enacting draconian laws? The second piece doesn't offer any solutions, it says it will eventually correct itself because the reality of the online dating scene, and social media in general, in it's current form doesn't actually benefit women in the long run anyways. It's not a sustainable system for anybody.

And my other post above is exactly the point you're making = Accept your cards, lower your standards and be smart in your selection process.
But what if it doesn’t self correct? What if the current situation is accepted as the new normal and compounds on itself over time?
then our younger generation forum bros will be fucking mechanical pussy dolls from china on the regular and it will be totally normal  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 02:54:30 PM
Then so be it. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 18, 2018, 03:02:58 PM
 I think the author elongated the rain thing for way too long. The picture he painted was not as powerful as he intended.
I like the constant references to lifting, it makes it more relatable for the nattyornot.com reader.



Poor sod Harry got stood up while it was raining heavily. I don't think it matters as much as the author does though.
He later saw his date and she was a fucking uggo (thankfully she wasn't fat though) and she was with a guy way above her league.
You know what? I don't think Harry ever existed and this story is completely made up. Why would truthseeker lie to us?

Then he goes on about the internet and how it was for nerds and that he wasn't a nerd :ego
But then came MySpace and MySpace changed everything.
Like, who the fuck was on myspace who was older than 16?
A family member suffered from MySpace addiction and in general texting female zombies have become the norm[sic].
Then he apparently lead an empirical study which concluded. "Many women would rather get a divorce or quit their job than delete their social media accounts."
I am sure citations will follow.

Now we get into the juicy stuff.
To the unknowing reader Truthseeker explains what Dopamine is. :smug

Another empirical study follows. "The average woman receives a hundred times more validation than the average man". And again I am sure the scientific method was sound.
Quote
Just click on the profile picture of a random woman, and you will see at least 50 likes and many comments suggesting that she is magnificent beyond belief
See?

Then there is this gem.
Quote
Ironically, that’s often the case even when the person in question does not fulfill the definition of the complimenting adjectives.One time I saw the profile photo of a girl that was simply ugly. Maybe it was just the photo…maybe not…most likely not, and yet the army of positive comments was there. The same happens to men too, but not nearly to the same degree, for women are less likely to compliment a man. Positive comments from your buddies may be cool, but we all know what we really want – female attention.
In women’s case, the source of that constant validation are usually other females, white knights (sexist males who worship women while remaining blind to their imperfections) and other forms of horny men whose desire to penetrate is making them hallucinate.
I don't even know what to say.

Quote
Dating apps, sites and their unofficial form known as social media gave women an opportunity to hurt an incredible amount of males.[...]Once you’ve experienced luxury, going back to the kingdom of the poor hurts even more.
'When You're Accustomed to Privilege, Equality Feels Like Oppression' :smug

I conclude my analysis of the first part with this TRUTHFACT:
Quote
The female power online created dynamics that will be studied by future generations in psychology and history classes. That’s how massive the changes have been.


Quote
“Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”

Indeed, why am I reading this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 18, 2018, 03:36:28 PM
1. There are more men than women online.
2. Some Apps and Dating Sites are Sexist
Quote
Some dating apps and sites are free or at least cheaper for women whereas men always have to pay for the nice sexy features – kind of like the clubs that allow women to enter without paying anything. If that is not sexist, I do not know what is.

Maybe the first point and the second one are related :thinking

Texting is bad okay? Because women and men, just the princes[sic] though, have the gall not to answer someone.

Quote
Even Ugly Women Get To Ride the Ferrari

Quote
As a result, ugly and average women receive a lot of attention from males far prettier and more sophisticated than them.

Truthseeker is the most sophisticated one of them all, though.

Quote
Social media gave women a huge pool to choose from.

HarryTheBicepsFlexKilla says hello, but so does Jeff – The Movie Star.

Who do you reply to? Enough said.

I would NEVER reply to someone called HarryTheBicepsFlexKilla under any circumstances. Point taken.

Quote
Social media and dating apps catalyzed the manifestation of this desire and turned the 80/20 rule into the 95/5 rule – women want only 5% of the males
Man these men must be hella busy.

Quote
When social media and feminism united, they created a monster – an irrational woman without a desire to be self-critical. The modern feminist woman thinks that she is immune to doing wrong and swims in a sea of self-righteousness. When you add the classic female irrationality and men’s desire to enter any woman that is not fat, the societal imbalances become even stronger.

Someone has to stop them! You have my sword truthseeker.
No fat girls though :wag

Then he goes on about some bodybuilding shit. I mean it's well known that women love huge vascular roiders.
Quote
All of this results in a muscle cartel muting the naturals while giving a huge microphone to the roid users. Since people spend a ton of time online, their perception of a natural muscular body shifts significantly.

Quote
Will this ever change?

Yes, but it won’t be soon. The so-called “hookup culture” will stay here for a while because the elite benefits from it

It goes all the way to the top!

But it well get better soon,
Quote
Sure they drive their Ferrari for a while, but many females are left in a terrible condition once they get older
New market inefficiency: Old women! No fatties though :wag

Then he writes some shit about bodybuilding again.
And as a conclusion he tells her perspective that someone better than old HarryTheBicepsFlexKilla texted her and forgot all about him.
Poor HarryTheBicepsFlexKilla :fbm



FIN.


Are you fucking kidding me assimilate? This salty horseshit was supposed to be some great advice? If you seriously think that this was some enlightened take on online dating you need to be institutionalized.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 18, 2018, 03:39:23 PM
It boils down to adaptation. Do you adapt to the techno wasteland or do you climb the nearest mountain and become a wizard? Its surprising how many dudes choose the mountain to coddle their ego.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 03:40:44 PM
ego death :aah

edit: I’d recommend Assy take some powerful psychedelics and experiences ego death but that might be a bad idea given his temperament.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 06:34:06 PM
Pot girl/girl #1 just messaged me back.  :doge

edit:
(https://i.imgur.com/lI7hnYh.jpg)

Time to feed this blonde blue eyed white bish some curry.  :heh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 18, 2018, 06:38:54 PM
:playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 18, 2018, 06:43:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 06:34:06 PM
Pot girl/girl #1 just messaged me back.  :doge

edit:
(https://i.imgur.com/lI7hnYh.jpg)

Time to feed this blonde blue eyed white bish some curry.  :heh

Use her eventual gastrointestinal distress to get her into your apartment  :trigger
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 06:44:56 PM
*braaaaap*  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 18, 2018, 06:47:56 PM
You know I've been living the dating app hell for a few months now and the fact is that on OKCupid I see a lot of the same profiles since February still being there regularly for several days and weeks, and I do not mean just the ugly ones. They might get much more solicitations but it's not clear it's easier for them to find the right persons.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 18, 2018, 07:06:31 PM
Like keeping an unscratched scratch ticket the prospect of winning, or finding a partner probably hits the instant gratification better than wasting your Friday on a dude that cant appreciate fostering a society of three or more cats at home
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 07:08:09 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on July 18, 2018, 03:36:28 PM


I was going to reply to you point by point but then i thought "Whyyyyy" given your level of autisty taking everything to be a scientific well researched analysis and not simply a writer making an observation, writer making HIS point it would be just a waste.

Either you relate to it or not. I didn't say it was going to be a transcending experience, on the contrary, it's everything i've already known, because i  observed it. I thought most people on here, given Atras experiment as a whole, could relate to it a little, and have a discussion. But i was foolish. We're in the age of white knights and doing everything we possibly can to defend selfish entitled cunts, and the feminist movement. You're being sold a bad bill of goods bro and so is everyone coming up through this current system.

Anyways, i think he's a decent writer (oh no please don't tell me you thought his rainy day story was actually real? idiot) I have observed relationships end because of social media, has it ruined marriages? Yes, yes it has. Does it ruin every marriage? Of course not, don't be so tight assed and take everything to the literal max.

But what can I expect from a splinter of Neograf where life's nuances was never a thing  :trumps

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2018, 07:13:12 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:03:51 AM
Atra,

http://nattyornot.com/7-reasons-why-online-dating-is-a-waste-of-time-for-men-unless-you-are-a-movie-star-or-on-steroids/


http://nattyornot.com/how-feminism-and-social-media-destroyed-the-natural-male/

(https://i.imgur.com/884Rw2U.gif)

look at this fucking loser
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mandark on July 18, 2018, 07:17:37 PM
Quote from: Mandark on June 03, 2018, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

I posted that fantastic pun a month and a half ago and nobody noticed.

I love all you guys and I'd feel guilty if I let you all miss out on this quality content.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 18, 2018, 07:22:47 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 07:08:09 PM

But what can I expect from a splinter of Neograf where life's nuances was never a thing  :trumps

Nuances like:
Quote
Sure they drive their Ferrari for a while, but many females are left in a terrible condition once they get older
?

Whatever color the pill you took had, it was the wrong one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 07:27:53 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on July 18, 2018, 07:22:47 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 07:08:09 PM

But what can I expect from a splinter of Neograf where life's nuances was never a thing  :trumps

Nuances like:
Quote
Sure they drive their Ferrari for a while, but many females are left in a terrible condition once they get older
?

Whatever color the pill you took had, it was the wrong one.
He's purposely exaggerating you fucking moron. Obviously that's not the case all the goddamn time. How many people even have Ferraris?!?!

Fuck i can't believe i even have to parse this shit for people..... this is aggravating dude. Talk to me on a the opposite side of the spectrum if you want to engage me in a conversation.

You guys are brutttalllllll
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 18, 2018, 07:29:40 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 07:08:09 PM

How many people even have Ferraris?!?!

The Ferrari was a metaphor for an attractive man in this salty blogpost you posted and you are talking about reading comprehension :teehee
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 07:33:00 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on July 18, 2018, 07:29:40 PM
Quote
How many people even have Ferraris?!?!
The Ferrari was a metaphor for an attractive man in this salty blogpost you posted and you are talking about reading comprehension :teehee

dont talk to me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mandark on July 18, 2018, 07:34:01 PM
those posts you linked to are pretty bad, but unless you wrote them there's no reason to take it personal when people point this out
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 18, 2018, 07:36:30 PM
Lmao we finally got a dont @me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 07:36:53 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 18, 2018, 07:34:01 PM
those posts you linked to are pretty bad, but unless you wrote them there's no reason to take it personal when people point this out
What makes the second one bad to you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mandark on July 18, 2018, 07:38:11 PM
You think the first one is bad?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2018, 07:40:00 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 07:33:00 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on July 18, 2018, 07:29:40 PM
Quote
How many people even have Ferraris?!?!
The Ferrari was a metaphor for an attractive man in this salty blogpost you posted and you are talking about reading comprehension :teehee

dont talk to me

That's what she said.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 07:40:50 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 18, 2018, 07:38:11 PM
You think the first one is bad?
i'm indifferent to it. it's not wrong though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 18, 2018, 08:53:49 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 18, 2018, 07:17:37 PM
Quote from: Mandark on June 03, 2018, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

I posted that fantastic pun a month and a half ago and nobody noticed.

I love all you guys and I'd feel guilty if I let you all miss out on this quality content.
I’ll be honest. I didn’t see it or I would have replied (I love talking about milk). And to be more honest, I don’t get it.  :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 18, 2018, 09:11:04 PM
I'll save the thread with a story.

In my last relationship my girlfriend never really identified my politics, even after 2 years and being to where I live. This was in part due to my own furtiveness and in part due to her own political ignorance. (She was active in politics, however. #thedualities or #AmericanValues, you decide.)

One day we were watching an episode of Nailed It with a Venezuelan expat as a contestant. During her introduction my girlfriend said, "Her boobs are so fake," in an internalized misogyny way and I muttered to myself, "That's nothing, she's probably a gusana."

One of the challenges in the episode was to make a cake or whatever in the shape of Donald Trump. When they cut to that contestant after this was revealed she said something to the effect of, "I voted for Trump, how can I do this?"

Then I sort of shouted (I never do this around other people) at the TV, vindicated. "I fucking knew she was a gusana."  (https://i.imgur.com/uSqkC7t.png)

Then my girlfriend was like, "What's a gusana?" ???

And then I quickly had to drop into (https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/whoa.png).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 18, 2018, 09:41:14 PM
Was this a story about internalized elitism?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 18, 2018, 10:08:44 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 18, 2018, 07:17:37 PM
Quote from: Mandark on June 03, 2018, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

I posted that fantastic pun a month and a half ago and nobody noticed.

I love all you guys and I'd feel guilty if I let you all miss out on this quality content.

That's a very specific pun, and I'd say you have failed to stay abreast of your broader audience interests. However, we can publicly shame Mupepe for missing out on a chance to display his particular kink.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 19, 2018, 01:00:41 AM
Cause I'd like to butter your chicken!
Tika your Masalla!
stick my dick in Naan.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2018, 10:23:35 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 07:36:53 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 18, 2018, 07:34:01 PM
those posts you linked to are pretty bad, but unless you wrote them there's no reason to take it personal when people point this out
What makes the second one bad to you?

Why don't we start with the article title

How Feminism and Social Media Destroyed The Natural Male
(https://i.imgur.com/TBQ3Tii.png)

Or the premise that women, and women alone apparently, are addicted to social media

Quote
Today, women are more than addicted to social media and phones. Texting female zombies have become the norm. In most cases, they are on Facebook, Messenger or Instagram. (The younger generations also play with juvenile stuff like SnapChat.) Many women would rather get a divorce or quit their job than delete their social media accounts.

Let's skip the reasons why women are addicted to social media, according to the site (including ego and power). This shit is a doozy:

Quote
2. Some Apps and Dating Sites are Sexist

Some dating apps and sites are free or at least cheaper for women whereas men always have to pay for the nice sexy features – kind of like the clubs that allow women to enter without paying anything. If that is not sexist, I do not know what is.

Not surprising that the same people mad about this are the same people who have never been to a club in their life. There are more men on dating sites than women, as the article states. Why wouldn't websites incentivise women to use their site, as a means of drawing in more men who will spend money to access them? That's basic economics, not sexism (at least not sexism where men are the victim).  :lol

Texting...

Quote
Females often rely on texting to profile you. The exchanged words and their timing have a double meaning and contain different forms of tests. Silence is also a test. Many women love to leave you hanging in order to see how you will react. Of course, the outcome of those tests depends on how much they actually like you. If they are really into you, you will get away with bad answers or may not even be tested. If they are hesitating about you, the wrong behavior will earn you a rejection.
:lol

I can't imagine being an adult and getting upset over texting protocols, or suggesting women are the only perpetrators of texting fuckery. If you get upset you didn't receive a text in a timely manner, you lost at life. Let me break it down for you. If you're texting a woman you are romantically or sexually interested in and she's not responding in a timely manner, it's because:

1. She's an adult and has shit to do and priorities, of which you are not high on the list
2. She's busy
3. She's not interested
4. You are potential side dick, not potential main dick

Stop being a pussy/crying over this shit and be a man. Isn't that what you guys are big on, being men?

It's hilarious how much MRA stuff boils down to anti-social special fellow struggles hidden by a topping of faux intellectual/Smart Man bullshit. Stop blabbering "but logic would suggest..." and...work on your fucking social skills. Learn how to have a decent conversation. Learn how to text decently. Women get attention and texts all fucking day. If you're asking her how was her day at 6PM, she's probably been asked that 2-3 times already by friends or dudes. If you start your texts out by discussing the weather, you fucking lost. Say something interesting/unique or nothing at all. Once you establish yourself as a good texter, you can ask the generic shit without fear of being sidelined or ignored. And even then, she might not respond in a timely fashion because...again...she might be busy or have other shit to do.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 19, 2018, 10:40:02 AM
When I read garbage like that, all I read is bitterness and control freaks not getting their way.

Bitterness is just anger thinly-wrapped around self-pity. It's a detestable state to live in.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2018, 11:01:26 AM
Don't listen to PD.  Just send pics of your dick.  It works every fucking time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 11:02:13 AM
am i the one who is out of touch?
no, it is the people who laugh at roidrage bloggers who are wrong
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on July 19, 2018, 11:43:08 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2018, 10:23:35 AM
Stop being a pussy/crying over this shit and be a man. Isn't that what you guys are big on, being men?

The whole alt-right annihilated.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2018, 12:00:53 PM
Quote from: chronovore on July 18, 2018, 10:08:44 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 18, 2018, 07:17:37 PM
Quote from: Mandark on June 03, 2018, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

I posted that fantastic pun a month and a half ago and nobody noticed.

I love all you guys and I'd feel guilty if I let you all miss out on this quality content.

That's a very specific pun, and I'd say you have failed to stay abreast of your broader audience interests. However, we can publicly shame Mupepe for missing out on a chance to display his particular kink.
:maf :maf :maf :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 19, 2018, 12:30:19 PM
yeah imma need that breast milk pun explained a bit more tbh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 01:44:27 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2018, 10:23:35 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 07:36:53 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 18, 2018, 07:34:01 PM
those posts you linked to are pretty bad, but unless you wrote them there's no reason to take it personal when people point this out
What makes the second one bad to you?

Why don't we start with the article title

How Feminism and Social Media Destroyed The Natural Male
(https://i.imgur.com/TBQ3Tii.png)

Or the premise that women, and women alone apparently, are addicted to social media

Quote
Today, women are more than addicted to social media and phones. Texting female zombies have become the norm. In most cases, they are on Facebook, Messenger or Instagram. (The younger generations also play with juvenile stuff like SnapChat.) Many women would rather get a divorce or quit their job than delete their social media accounts.

Let's skip the reasons why women are addicted to social media, according to the site (including ego and power). This shit is a doozy:

Quote
2. Some Apps and Dating Sites are Sexist

Some dating apps and sites are free or at least cheaper for women whereas men always have to pay for the nice sexy features – kind of like the clubs that allow women to enter without paying anything. If that is not sexist, I do not know what is.

Not surprising that the same people mad about this are the same people who have never been to a club in their life. There are more men on dating sites than women, as the article states. Why wouldn't websites incentivise women to use their site, as a means of drawing in more men who will spend money to access them? That's basic economics, not sexism (at least not sexism where men are the victim).  :lol

Texting...

Quote
Females often rely on texting to profile you. The exchanged words and their timing have a double meaning and contain different forms of tests. Silence is also a test. Many women love to leave you hanging in order to see how you will react. Of course, the outcome of those tests depends on how much they actually like you. If they are really into you, you will get away with bad answers or may not even be tested. If they are hesitating about you, the wrong behavior will earn you a rejection.
:lol

I can't imagine being an adult and getting upset over texting protocols, or suggesting women are the only perpetrators of texting fuckery. If you get upset you didn't receive a text in a timely manner, you lost at life. Let me break it down for you. If you're texting a woman you are romantically or sexually interested in and she's not responding in a timely manner, it's because:

1. She's an adult and has shit to do and priorities, of which you are not high on the list
2. She's busy
3. She's not interested
4. You are potential side dick, not potential main dick

Stop being a pussy/crying over this shit and be a man. Isn't that what you guys are big on, being men?

It's hilarious how much MRA stuff boils down to anti-social special fellow struggles hidden by a topping of faux intellectual/Smart Man bullshit. Stop blabbering "but logic would suggest..." and...work on your fucking social skills. Learn how to have a decent conversation. Learn how to text decently. Women get attention and texts all fucking day. If you're asking her how was her day at 6PM, she's probably been asked that 2-3 times already by friends or dudes. If you start your texts out by discussing the weather, you fucking lost. Say something interesting/unique or nothing at all. Once you establish yourself as a good texter, you can ask the generic shit without fear of being sidelined or ignored. And even then, she might not respond in a timely fashion because...again...she might be busy or have other shit to do.

White Knighter

 :drudge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 19, 2018, 01:50:35 PM
Wait...you guys actually read those links from Assimilate? :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 19, 2018, 01:52:42 PM
I stepped in shit to own an alpha male :beli
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 01:56:59 PM
No one owned anyone and regularly miss the point of the guys observations.

All we get are the autisty's  murst defernd weeemen stance at all times.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2018, 02:21:06 PM
You’re just a little bitch tho dude, worth even less time that you can handle reading your idle’s words
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 02:24:43 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2018, 02:21:06 PM
You’re just a little bitch tho dude, worth even less time that you can handle reading your idle’s words
Triggered because i insulted weemen?

 :woody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 19, 2018, 03:04:58 PM
I don't see what dwarfs have to do with anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2018, 03:47:59 PM
No, your brand of heel is just annoying, doesn’t get a proper rise from me; however, I am slightly triggered at my phononym mistake up there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 19, 2018, 05:17:11 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 02:24:43 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2018, 02:21:06 PM
You’re just a little bitch tho dude, worth even less time that you can handle reading your idle’s words
Triggered because i insulted weemen?

 :woody
This is the worst use of the triggered and woody meme ever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 06:27:59 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 19, 2018, 05:17:11 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 02:24:43 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2018, 02:21:06 PM
You’re just a little bitch tho dude, worth even less time that you can handle reading your idle’s words
Triggered because i insulted weemen?

 :woody
This is the worst use of the triggered and woody meme ever.

don't talk to me until you get pussy.

 :nothot

now get out there
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 06:35:54 PM
didn't u just get dumped tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 06:43:42 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:03:51 AM
Atra,

http://nattyornot.com/7-reasons-why-online-dating-is-a-waste-of-time-for-men-unless-you-are-a-movie-star-or-on-steroids/


http://nattyornot.com/how-feminism-and-social-media-destroyed-the-natural-male/

Holy shit, I really should check this thread more often.

 :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 06:43:42 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 18, 2018, 02:03:51 AM
Atra,

http://nattyornot.com/7-reasons-why-online-dating-is-a-waste-of-time-for-men-unless-you-are-a-movie-star-or-on-steroids/


http://nattyornot.com/how-feminism-and-social-media-destroyed-the-natural-male/

Holy shit, I really should check this thread more often.

 :neogaf
You're welcome  :dice

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 06:35:54 PM
didn't u just get dumped tho
huh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 06:46:08 PM
u said shit was on the rocks. im assuming u got a 'we need to talk' text
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 06:47:30 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 06:46:08 PM
u said shit was on the rocks. im assuming u got a 'we need to talk' text
i live with the girl and no.

relationships ebb and flow but i'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that would ya Mr Breaks?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 06:47:58 PM
seems like urs only ebbs lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 06:50:15 PM
Ok, seriously though: Assy, what in your opinion is the problem with the dating world and social apps? Without using those/ANY links, tell me HONESTLY what you think. YOURSELF. Ok?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2018, 06:54:34 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 01:56:59 PM
No one owned anyone and regularly miss the point of the guys observations.

All we get are the autisty's  murst defernd weeemen stance at all times.

At least when I wasn't getting pussy I spent my forum time making entertaining shitposts, telling elaborate lies, and discussing literature (Harry Potter). Look at you. Watching Jordan Peterson videos, reading long ass article and sounding bitter/mean because women won't peel your potbelly back, brush away the empty White Castle slider cases, and find your miserable red dick.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2018, 06:56:15 PM
He’s just pissed that women don’t recognize him as the hot stud catch he really is and instead want Chris Hemsworth. So now he has to settle for women that aren’t perfect. How unfair.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 06:57:41 PM
Shhh, shh! I'm trying to have a discussion here.

If Assy posts another link before he actually posts his own fucking opinions, he's lost and DogBot should perma him. Given how long it's taking him to actually reply, he's probably furiously Googling answers instead of actually giving me his goddamn opinion.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 07:20:49 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2018, 06:54:34 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 01:56:59 PM
No one owned anyone and regularly miss the point of the guys observations.

All we get are the autisty's  murst defernd weeemen stance at all times.

At least when I wasn't getting pussy I spent my forum time making entertaining shitposts, telling elaborate lies, and discussing literature (Harry Potter). Look at you. Watching Jordan Peterson videos, reading long ass article and sounding bitter/mean because women won't peel your potbelly back, brush away the empty White Castle slider cases, and find your miserable red dick.
Isn't this basically you??? ------>  :flabbypd

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 06:57:41 PM
Shhh, shh! I'm trying to have a discussion here.

If Assy posts another link before he actually posts his own fucking opinions, he's lost and DogBot should perma him. Given how long it's taking him to actually reply, he's probably furiously Googling answers instead of actually giving me his goddamn opinion.
well i linked the articles because i thought for the most part they were spot on, and fairly entertaining.

For example in the TV show thread i recently talked about how in the second season of Handmaid's Tale there was a scene where someone was literally virtue signaling that she worked all the time and had no time for anything else. Like, what? And the whole scene made it seem like the other woman was missing, or felt lesser of a person because of it.

So i asked WHY? Or better, where the fuck does this come from? Where is this narrative originating from? Is it your average fat jewgirl that works in the entertainment industry in NYC/LA and thinks that every woman can obtain a job like that? Something with long hours but super fun and rewarding? Or is it originating from the top of the top, the 'elites'. Are they trying to manipulate the narrative that women should be striving to work like men? To seek careers that they can climb that corporate shitpoll to the very top? Working 60,70,80 hour weeks until their bodies collapse. All to inject more people in to the work force to take advantage of?

Because, let's face it women don't age like men and they'll get beat up a lot faster. And what happens when these women hit their 30s and want kids? I've seen what happens to really good looking women that have huge careers but decide to give birth. They wreck themselves. Why is that a virtue to be obtained? You can say "well Assy it's freedom, it's the ability to not need a man" yes sure, but any job making ok money is going to give you that freedom. Why is it a virtue to not have any fucking time for life now?

This article even mentions that briefly 
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The so-called “hookup culture” will stay here for a while because the elite benefits from it. Besides, the infrastructure is already in place and operating in a stable format. The goal is to make money and spread cultural propaganda by destroying the family unit while hiding behind a democratic shield – “we are just providing more choices.”


Kenny, moronic as he is, laughed at this part, but this is a legitimate question to be asked.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 07:27:42 PM
lmao almost made it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 07:29:23 PM
what do u care about tinder anywayz don't you have a golddigging flatassed girlfriend u hate already
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 07:32:31 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 07:20:49 PM
well i linked the articles because i thought for the most part they were spot on, and fairly entertaining.

100% honest: I started to read them, they were telling a story and I tuned out. Either get to the meat of what you were writing about or don't bother.

Quote
For example in the TV show thread i recently talked about how in the second season of Handmaid's Tale there was a scene where someone was literally virtue signaling that she worked all the time and had no time for anything else. Like, what? And the whole scene made it seem like the other woman was missing, or felt lesser of a person because of it.

So i asked WHY? Or better, where the fuck does this come from? Where is this narrative originating from? Is it your average fat jewgirl that works in the entertainment industry in NYC/LA and thinks that every woman can obtain a job like that? Something with long hours but super fun and rewarding? Or is it originating from the top of the top, the 'elites'. Are they trying to manipulate the narrative that women should be striving to work like men? To seek careers that they can climb that corporate shitpoll to the very top? Working 60,70,80 hour weeks until their bodies collapse. All to inject more people in to the work force to take advantage of?

Because, let's face it women don't age like men and they'll get beat up a lot faster. And what happens when these women hit their 30s and want kids? I've seen what happens to really good looking women that have huge careers but decide to give birth. They wreck themselves. Why is that a virtue to be obtained? You can say "well Assy it's freedom, it's the ability to not need a man" yes sure, but any job making ok money is going to give you that freedom. Why is it a virtue to not have any fucking time for life now?

1) Using a TV show to make a point isn't that good a opinion. :doge
2) Women working long hours: Yes, you're right in that most women aren't working 60, 70, 80 hours. BUT: They can feel they're working too often. I don't watch much TV so I don't know the episode or even what the series is about, but I'm assuming the scene was played as a "I'm tired from work so I have no interest in other people" sort of feeling. Which is valid for Men AND Women.

Quote
Why is it a virtue to not have any fucking time for life now?

Because (sadly), that is how the job culture in America and Japan and some other places is. If you're not working yourself to death, you lose that job. The whole job system needs a top-to-bottom make-over in the US, but that's a whole 'nother discussion.

Quote
This article even mentions that briefly 
Quote
The so-called “hookup culture” will stay here for a while because the elite benefits from it. Besides, the infrastructure is already in place and operating in a stable format. The goal is to make money and spread cultural propaganda by destroying the family unit while hiding behind a democratic shield – “we are just providing more choices.”



Kenny, moronic as he is, laughed at this part, but this is a legitimate question to be asked.

Ok, first: What question? :confused Again, I haven't read the article. Second: This is about the dating apps, but you still haven't given me your fucking opinion on it. You're using that article and going "see, this TV show proves (something that isn't what I'm asking about)."

So once again: WHAT IS YOUR OPINION on these apps and dating? Please do not use links, please do not use articles. PLEASE ARTICULATE YOUR OWN FUCKING OPINION.

ALSO: Re-reading that quote within your quote, I'm assuming you're saying: "Women are working themselves to death and using these apps for a quick lay instead of building a family. So when they hit their 30's they have their biological clock tick and get fucked over because they never really had a long-term dating?" Please correct me if I'm wrong, because if so you really should just fucking state that instead of using articles and TV shows to get your opinion out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 19, 2018, 07:34:49 PM
Y u mad tho?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 07:36:27 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on July 19, 2018, 07:34:49 PM
Y u mad tho?

:confused I see that edit. And why don't you shut the fuck up because I'm having a legit discussion with Assy here instead of clowning him. I want to hear his own opinion instead of him parroting shit that we both know he doesn't believe.

AKA: Shut the fuck up and kill yourself, Shost.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 19, 2018, 07:37:20 PM
Wow, you really are mad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 07:38:58 PM
If by "mad," you mean "I want to hear Assy's own opinion instead of him hiding behind links and articles thinking half this board is going to read his red-pill men's right bullshit." Then sure, I'm "mad." :rolleyes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 19, 2018, 07:44:02 PM
I mean, you could always just ignore him. This stuff doesn't seem worth your energy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 07:45:04 PM
Quote
Female Hegemony Online

One of my two semi-friends is a woman. I’ve worked with her for 6 years, and we often discuss social problems and injustices. I told her about my observations on Tinder, but she was reluctant to classify my words as truth. This changed in the most ironic way possible.

Just recently, she got out of a long-term relationship and decided to download Tinder. ”I am about to install Tinder. I am scared,” she said to me one night. Ten minutes later, she wrote me – ”Someone superliked me.”

To those who don’t know, a superlike is a special message notifying the other person that you have liked him/her. Otherwise, people can’t see who has liked them. ”Another superlike,” she wrote me within the same hour. ”Have you ever been superliked,” she asked although she knew the answer subconsciously. I replied: ”No. Women don’t superlike [me]”.

In less than 10 days, my semi-friend, acquired a new boyfriend who in her opinion has the perfect body. And since you’re wondering, I will tell you – she is not very pretty.

What does this mean, kid?

It means that women are pulling the strings in the online world. Men of all strata are kneeling and begging for attention. Even the inboxes of somewhat unattractive females are flooded with propositions from thirsty boys. This gives women the power of choice. They get to pick males at the top of the modern food chain, and if you are not one….well…forget about it and install StarCraft.
:ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 07:45:55 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on July 19, 2018, 07:44:02 PM
I mean, you could always just ignore him. This stuff doesn't seem worth your energy.

I'm honestly waiting for a few folks to get online so I can watch their match and comment on the newbies mistakes. So I've got the time to "waste my energy" on his bullshit. And honestly, we all know he doesn't believe half the shit he's posting. So I'm asking for his legit opinion on shit.

Whereas, you're sitting here shitposting when I'm trying to have a discussion with him. If I wanted to ignore him, I would. Thank you for your opinion, please sit the fuck down.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 07:45:58 PM
Quote
One of my two semi-friends
:ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 19, 2018, 07:49:38 PM
Wouldn't that be 1 friend?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 19, 2018, 07:50:16 PM
Seems like we all need to try a little tenderness
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mandark on July 19, 2018, 07:50:25 PM
Quote from: Mandark on June 03, 2018, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/letdown

Guys let's restore the good vibes in this thread by going back and liking Mandark's pun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 07:53:46 PM
Assy, it's been nearly 10 minutes. This shouldn't be so hard for you to write a one-three sentence opinion to start with. :doge For "how busy" you are, you shitpost constantly so I know you have the time to answer my question with your own opinion.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 07:58:05 PM
i remember the good old days when you could have fee-male friends and even reject women

then the internet came out, and then feminism got invented and everybody had to be white knights (wow racist) or else

and just when we seemed like we hit bottom, they started airing the handmaidens tale

thanks elites
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2018, 07:59:30 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 19, 2018, 07:50:25 PM
Quote from: Mandark on June 03, 2018, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/letdown

Guys let's restore the good vibes in this thread by going back and liking Mandark's pun.
Oh my god. I’m ashamed I didn’t know that. I am in your debt. Many likes coming your way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2018, 07:59:51 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 07:20:49 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2018, 06:54:34 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 01:56:59 PM
No one owned anyone and regularly miss the point of the guys observations.

All we get are the autisty's  murst defernd weeemen stance at all times.

At least when I wasn't getting pussy I spent my forum time making entertaining shitposts, telling elaborate lies, and discussing literature (Harry Potter). Look at you. Watching Jordan Peterson videos, reading long ass article and sounding bitter/mean because women won't peel your potbelly back, brush away the empty White Castle slider cases, and find your miserable red dick.
Isn't this basically you??? ------>  :flabbypd

Aren't I beautiful
:uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 08:14:00 PM
Quote from: Kara on July 19, 2018, 07:49:38 PM
Wouldn't that be 1 friend?
semi doesn't necessarily mean half, it could be a third, a fourth, a hundredth, stop forcing your friend hegemony on me online
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 19, 2018, 08:30:37 PM
It also could have meant that they were both truckers. Your hypotheses are blind to the class character of society. :wag
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 19, 2018, 08:31:30 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 06:27:59 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 19, 2018, 05:17:11 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 02:24:43 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2018, 02:21:06 PM
You’re just a little bitch tho dude, worth even less time that you can handle reading your idle’s words
Triggered because i insulted weemen?

 :woody
This is the worst use of the triggered and woody meme ever.

don't talk to me until you get pussy.

 :nothot

now get out there
k
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 19, 2018, 08:36:21 PM
Dating sites fucking suck (and there is one thing in those articles I will agree with - women do have more 'buying power' online), but they're almost a necessary evil for those with certain personalities. I've had luck off em and I don't really find myself attractive/have much confidence, so I dunno.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 08:37:12 PM
Quote from: Kara on July 19, 2018, 08:30:37 PM
It also could have meant that they were both truckers. Your hypotheses are blind to the class character of society. :wag
I CONSIDERED THIS, especially since he said they were coworkers! You forget that I have achieved full class consciousness thanks to Daddy P's war on us!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 08:38:09 PM
Quote from: tiesto on July 19, 2018, 08:36:21 PM
(women do have more 'buying power' online),

Why wouldn't they? Fundamentally, there's more men in the world than women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 08:38:42 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 07:32:31 PM

100% honest: I started to read them, they were telling a story and I tuned out. Either get to the meat of what you were writing about or don't bother.
You're trying to engage me in a conversation about articles you did not read? At least read the second one, fuck.

Quote
1) Using a TV show to make a point isn't that good a opinion. :doge
2) Women working long hours: Yes, you're right in that most women aren't working 60, 70, 80 hours. BUT: They can feel they're working too often. I don't watch much TV so I don't know the episode or even what the series is about, but I'm assuming the scene was played as a "I'm tired from work so I have no interest in other people" sort of feeling. Which is valid for Men AND Women.

1. Why? if that's what i was thinking of last month after observing it happening? Where does this narrative come from? It's a legitimate question. TV or not.
2. No. That's not how it went. And being valid for men and women isn't the point. WHY are they pushing this narrative that it's something women should be wanting to strive for?

Quote
Because (sadly), that is how the job culture in America and Japan and some other places is. If you're not working yourself to death, you lose that job. The whole job system needs a top-to-bottom make-over in the US, but that's a whole 'nother discussion.
Ok, so the top is manipulating this narrative trying to get more women in the workforce to exploit in Americas fucked up job culture? Ok, that's a point made in the second piece.

Quote
Ok, first: What question? :confused Again, I haven't read the article. Second: This is about the dating apps, but you still haven't given me your fucking opinion on it. You're using that article and going "see, this TV show proves (something that isn't what I'm asking about)."

So once again: WHAT IS YOUR OPINION on these apps and dating? Please do not use links, please do not use articles. PLEASE ARTICULATE YOUR OWN FUCKING OPINION.
My opinion on the dating app is pretty aligned with the writers. It's not a good system overall for most people, and it's not sustainable. Further, the combination of social media, feminism, and these narratives are just leading to some really fucked up twisted shit. White Knights make  it worse, they think they're the reasonable guys but they're just playing a long and being manipulated.

I'm not sure what city or country you're in but i see the difference between the U.S and various South American countries. Big differences. The U.S is bad, it's even bad between states. Some states are far worse than others. The younger generation girls are completely warped, there's no rescuing some of them until they hit their mid 30s and start to panic.

Now, don't take this as a 'salty' post. I've had success on Tinder but that doesn't mean i don't recognize how fucked up it is and actually it doesn't mean anything to be honest because that's not the point of the article. I see how some of these lesser attractive women all of a sudden walk around as if they're 8s and 9s and they don't even break past 5. That's fucking crazy. I've met some girls out from Tinder that i had no business being out with because they were just like bleh. Like, wtf? The combination of faking your pics, and the sheer amount of male competition you end up going down a few pegs from your own standards.

Again, like the article says. This is not sustainable for anyone, male or female.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 19, 2018, 08:39:43 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 08:38:09 PM
Quote from: tiesto on July 19, 2018, 08:36:21 PM
(women do have more 'buying power' online),

Why wouldn't they? Fundamentally, there's more men in the world than women.

Well, I was just saying that it's something men online have to come to terms with, and of course I understand why it's the case.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 08:43:55 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 08:38:09 PM
Quote from: tiesto on July 19, 2018, 08:36:21 PM
(women do have more 'buying power' online),

Why wouldn't they? Fundamentally, there's more men in the world than women.
Online dating/social media makes this so much worse.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 08:47:13 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 08:38:42 PM
I see how some of these lesser attractive women all of a sudden walk around as if they're 8s and 9s and they don't even break past 5. That's fucking crazy. I've met some girls out from Tinder that i had no business being out with because they were just like bleh. Like, wtf? The combination of faking your pics, and the sheer amount of male competition you end up going down a few pegs from your own standards.

Again, like the article says. This is not sustainable for anyone, male or female.
like, wtf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 08:49:02 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 08:47:13 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 08:38:42 PM
I see how some of these lesser attractive women all of a sudden walk around as if they're 8s and 9s and they don't even break past 5. That's fucking crazy. I've met some girls out from Tinder that i had no business being out with because they were just like bleh. Like, wtf? The combination of faking your pics, and the sheer amount of male competition you end up going down a few pegs from your own standards.

Again, like the article says. This is not sustainable for anyone, male or female.
like, wtf
Yes? go on?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 08:50:09 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 08:38:42 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 07:32:31 PM

100% honest: I started to read them, they were telling a story and I tuned out. Either get to the meat of what you were writing about or don't bother.
You're trying to engage me in a conversation about articles you did not read? At least read the second one, fuck.

When you read J. P.'s book (and by read: I mean read, not audiobook. Read) and post a fucking book report, I'll read your articles. How about that?

Quote
1. Why? if that's what i was thinking of last month after observing it happening? Where does this narrative come from? It's a legitimate question. TV or not.
2. No. That's not how it went. And being valid for men and women isn't the point. WHY are they pushing this narrative that it's something women should be wanting to strive for?

Ok, so the top is manipulating this narrative trying to get more women in the workforce to exploit in Americas fucked up job culture? Ok, that's a point made in the second piece.

1. Because you go off on tangents and think a TV show scene is somehow going to further your point while missing what I'm asking for. That's it.
2. Because believe it or not, men are slowly becoming less the majority. IIRC my population statistics right. That aside, most 20-30 year olds are struggling. In their own way. Some of these folks have to work their asses off to make ends meet. So they have no time for dating (oh, hey, bringing this to where I was wanting to go!). Why is that a hard concept for you? You're asking "why are women striving to work themselves to death" and the answer would be "because they want to be a strong independent woman that don't need no man™"</meme> How is that foreign concept for you?

Quote
My opinion on the dating app is pretty aligned with the writers. It's not a good system overall for most people, and it's not sustainable. Further, the combination of social media, feminism, and these narratives are just leading to some really fucked up twisted shit. White Knights make it worse, they think they're the reasonable guys but they're just playing a long and being manipulated.

I'm not sure what city or country you're in but i see the difference between the U.S and various South American countries. Big differences. The U.S is bad, it's even bad between states. Some states are far worse than others. The younger generation girls are completely warped, there's no rescuing some of them until they hit their mid 30s and start to panic.

Now, don't take this as a 'salty' post. I've had success on Tinder but that doesn't mean i don't recognize how fucked up it is. I see how some of these lesser attractive women all of a sudden walk around as if they're 8s and 9s and they don't even break past 5. That's fucking crazy.

Again, like the article says. This is not sustainable for anyone, male or female.

Congrats on giving a point without using a url as if people are going to read it. *applause* Bravo. Now then: I agree with you (hold up, let me finish) in the sense that dating apps are very fucking poor for actual relationships. Speaking from experience (Grindr[Gay], Tindr [Male/Female], Scruff [Gay], Hornet[Gay], Blendr[Straight-ish, may have some gay]) I can tell you a lot of people will match with you and then never say anything to each other. It's one of the most bizarre things I have ever witnessed as a young-ish person. That aside, they give a "convenience" in that you're able to judge a person on their looks instead of mostly blind-dating.

Now I agree with you in the sense that some people that are "5"'s (ugh)think they're "8" or "9"s because they have self-esteem that makes them think they're better than they really are. But that's something that dating apps themselves aren't really going to fix. Or in other words: That's not really the dating apps fault.

Let's go with your "warped" comment. Elaborate on that for me, please? Because full honesty, I wouldn't have experience with the younger generation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 08:51:40 PM
guys you should really limit yourselves to like 15 words tops when you're dealing with this guy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mandark on July 19, 2018, 08:52:31 PM
Assimilate: don't mean to forum-cop too much, but this thread is more appropriate for complaining about women one at a time rather than ranting about them as a group.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 09:03:31 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 08:50:09 PM

When you read J. P.'s book (and by read: I mean read, not audiobook. Read) and post a fucking book report, I'll read your articles. How about that?
No, the piece can be finished in under 10min. And there's nothing wrong with audiobooks shut the fuck up about it. They're awesome actually.

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2. Because believe it or not, men are slowly becoming less the majority. IIRC my population statistics right. That aside, most 20-30 year olds are struggling. In their own way. Some of these folks have to work their asses off to make ends meet. So they have no time for dating (oh, hey, bringing this to where I was wanting to go!). Why is that a hard concept for you? You're asking "why are women striving to work themselves to death" and the answer would be "because they want to be a strong independent woman that don't need no man™"</meme> How is that foreign concept for you?
Yeah the "need no man" mentality fucks with a woman's head because we weren't built that way.

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Congrats on giving a point without using a url as if people are going to read it. *applause* Bravo. Now then: I agree with you (hold up, let me finish) in the sense that dating apps are very fucking poor for actual relationships. Speaking from experience (Grindr[Gay], Tindr [Male/Female], Scruff [Gay], Hornet[Gay], Blendr[Straight-ish, may have some gay]) I can tell you a lot of people will match with you and then never say anything to each other. It's one of the most bizarre things I have ever witnessed as a young-ish person. That aside, they give a "convenience" in that you're able to judge a person on their looks instead of mostly blind-dating.

Now I agree with you in the sense that some people that are "5"'s (ugh)think they're "8" or "9"s because they have self-esteem that makes them think they're better than they really are. But that's something that dating apps themselves aren't really going to fix. Or in other words: That's not really the dating apps fault.

Let's go with your "warped" comment. Elaborate on that for me, please? Because full honesty, I wouldn't have experience with the younger generation.
Most of the points i make in any thread has no links actually. I mainly speak from experience, so much so that dickboy Nola gets upset and is constantly asking me for scientific research papers ::)

Warped- they want Christain Greys, and they think they deserve it because you know, they're special. Now, you can say girls have always been manipulated this way with Disney movies and prince charming , whatever, but social media is especially evil, it's psychologically fucking people up.

Quote from: riotous on July 19, 2018, 09:03:08 PM
I like how Assimilate always tangents and doesn't answer questions.

Making Daddy P proud :)
  :pimp

In fairness, come on. These fuckers aren't even reading the piece. Most of my answers can be found in that second link because i agree with it. It's not that hard.

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 08:51:40 PM
guys you should really limit yourselves to like 15 words tops when you're dealing with this guy
Stop chirping up my threads Beak's, fuck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 09:05:49 PM
"my thread" calm down there shitpants lmao
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 09:06:38 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 09:05:49 PM
"my thread" calm down there shitpants lmao
I forgot i wasn't in the Daddy P thread  :betty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 09:07:26 PM
if you know so much about women why are you too much of a pussy to tell your girlfriend you wanna watch soccer instead of letting her drag you to some wack function and then crying in front of her parents like a simp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2018, 09:07:42 PM
Sigh. I can only imagine the stories we’re missing because of this shit

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 09:09:16 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 09:07:26 PM
if you know so much about women why are you too much of a pussy to tell your girlfriend you wanna watch soccer instead of letting her drag you to some wack function and then crying in front of her parents like a simp
Precisely because i know how women work breh. I had to flip the game, make her feel guilty about it

 :rollsafe

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2018, 09:07:42 PM
Sigh. I can only imagine the stories we’re missing because of this shit
Here, i'll help you -

Atra got ghosted again. There.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 09:13:06 PM
uh you also whine about her not being attractive and costing you money, yet you think you're the one on top here? bitch's pimp game skrong
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 19, 2018, 09:13:42 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 08:38:09 PM
Quote from: tiesto on July 19, 2018, 08:36:21 PM
(women do have more 'buying power' online),

Why wouldn't they? Fundamentally, there's more men in the world than women.

Incorrect!


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sex_ratio
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 09:17:30 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 09:03:31 PM
No, the piece can be finished in under 10min. And there's nothing wrong with audiobooks shut the fuck up about it. They're awesome actually.

So in other words, you're not going to read "Maps of Meaning" or whatever the fuck the 40 page book was, because it'd only take an hour as opposed to you going to sleep on "Daddy P"'s voice droning on and on about shit you know is bullshit. Ok, thanks for saving me from reading your red-pill bullshit.

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Yeah the "need no man" mentality fucks with a woman's head because we weren't built that way.

In what sense? Because honestly: Men have fucked up most of society. *hands up* That's my opinion. You may not agree with it and want the 1950's back, but that's simply not going to happen. When women are the majority in the population there will not be enough men for them to pair-up with and some of them are going to be living alone for a long time. Why shouldn't they have the "independent woman *Beyonce beat here*" streak?

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Most of the points i make in any thread has no links actually.

If that's what you want to believe, please feel free. But evidence says otherwise. Moving on...

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Warped- they want Christain Greys, and they think they deserve it because you know, they're special. Now, you can say girls have always been manipulated this way with Disney movies and prince charming , whatever, but social media is especially evil, it's psychologically fucking people up.

No, I'd say conversely: Men want (I don't fucking know, let's go with...) <insert hot woman you consider a 10 here because lord knows as a gay man this shit is beyond my wheel-house in regards to looks for women>.

Let me bring it around in another way:

(https://i.imgur.com/Whkq9xq.jpg)

Memes aside: The point is thus: Both sexes have unrealistic standards when it comes to their partners/mates. Don't even come at me with that "#NotAllMen" bullshit, because you know it's true.

Social media has nothing to do with it. I mean we can agree to disagree on this point, but social media doesn't distort peoples thoughts in the sense of "attractive." Now is Social Media good/bad? That's another discussion (elsewhere) we could have.

Now that aside: Is dating apps good for actual relationships? That's a messy question because there's been plenty of people that have found each other on Match or OKCupid/older sites and have married and have had kids and been in a long-term relationship. So the question becomes: Is the "meat-market" on dating apps a good thing? I wouldn't honestly know, you say "no because of unrealistic standards" but at the same time that's not just women. So let's go further on that "distorted women thought" opinion you have.

Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 09:09:16 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2018, 09:07:42 PM
Sigh. I can only imagine the stories we’re missing because of this shit
Here, i'll help you -

Atra got ghosted again. There.

#NoTNoShade but #Accurate Atra. :yeshrug Now if Bork or Rumbler or Joe want to move this discussion outside of the thread, feel free. But I'm honestly having a discussion here in regards to relationships, so technically I'm on topic. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 09:22:56 PM
5's acting like they're 8.5's isn't new, let alone "sudden"

what's next, talking about lifelong fat chicks who lose weight becoming stuck up bitches who don't respect their social roots

i doubt it's destabilized into complete unsustainability the fragile ecosystem of humanity finding mates
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 09:32:25 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 09:17:30 PM


In what sense? Because honestly: Men have fucked up most of society. *hands up* That's my opinion. You may not agree with it and want the 1950's back, but that's simply not going to happen. When women are the majority in the population there will not be enough men for them to pair-up with and some of them are going to be living alone for a long time. Why shouldn't they have the "independent woman *Beyonce beat here*" streak
I read this part which explains a lot and then i was going to blast you on this until you reminded me that you're gay. Why am i even having this discussion with you? You didn't read the second link so you don't know what i'm talking about and plus you're a goddamn queen so you won't relate to any of this.

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on July 19, 2018, 09:13:06 PM
uh you also whine about her not being attractive and costing you money, yet you think you're the one on top here? bitch's pimp game skrong
Dude, chill. I'm airing shit out, often in a grossly exaggerated manner.

Quote from: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 09:22:56 PM
5's acting like they're 8.5's isn't new, let alone "sudden"

what's next, talking about lifelong fat chicks who lose weight becoming stuck up bitches who don't respect their social roots

i doubt it's destabilized into complete unsustainability the fragile ecosystem of humanity finding mates
Yes, Boy Genius but the point is that they're becoming the norm. Understand? Where you'd occasionally find a girl like that because maybe daddy is rich, or she's constantly been around white knights but now it's how most women in some of these cities are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 09:37:43 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 09:32:25 PM
Yes, Boy Genius but the point is that they're becoming the norm. Understand? Where you'd occasionally find a girl like that because maybe daddy is rich, or she's constantly been around white knights but now it's how most women in some of these cities are.
:noooo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 19, 2018, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: riotous on July 19, 2018, 09:15:51 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on July 19, 2018, 09:13:42 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 08:38:09 PM
Quote from: tiesto on July 19, 2018, 08:36:21 PM
(women do have more 'buying power' online),

Why wouldn't they? Fundamentally, there's more men in the world than women.

Incorrect!


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sex_ratio

Your link says there are more men than women lol

I did actually manage to read that backwards but I think Mr. Name and Mr. Ass's argument is mostly regarding Western countries, where there are more women.

I think everybody just needs to accept that online dating will always be the second choice method for meeting a new person so mostly men will use it because men are more desperate. And I think everyone also must accept that trying to analyze the sexual decision making process of another gender is creepy no matter what conclusion you arrive at.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 10:03:30 PM
TL;DR moved to the other thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 10:12:08 PM
i think you should move that in the containment thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 19, 2018, 10:13:15 PM
EDIT: yes move it to the containment thread

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on July 19, 2018, 10:14:21 PM
Edit: Thread move.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 19, 2018, 10:29:44 PM
GULag :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 20, 2018, 03:58:19 AM
So I’ve decided I’m back on the market. I’d been dating and having some intimate moments with people this year, but it’s all been stuff that’s just happened naturally which is why I haven’t posted here in months. There hasn’t been a ton of dating stuff, but it’s been steady and I’ve been busy so it’s worked out. None of it is working out into relationships though.

But tonight & tomorrow night I’m going to two concerts solo because couldn’t find anyone for either (well I had people for each but they each bailed but that’s another story), and after the first one now I’m just tired of going to shows alone. Like I have friends to do all kinds of crap with like seeing movies, hikes, escape rooms, etc...but some of the more personal stuff like concerts I’ve got no partner in crime and I miss going to shows with ex-gfs.

But yeah, gonna sign up for some of the newer dating sites and get going again. Been 2.5 years since my last relationship and I’m getting towards my 40s and thinking of dying alone more often. I really don’t want to be still living alone at 40.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 20, 2018, 09:14:01 AM
I'm also re-entering the market space. I'm doing more of a blue ocean thing though and going after a separate demographic than bebpo, so it should be fine.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 20, 2018, 10:14:16 AM
amazing future ahead for the both of you, have faith

:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 20, 2018, 10:35:46 AM
me and the gf were too lazy to figure out when we first started dating officially so we made up a date up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 21, 2018, 04:33:52 AM
What are some good modern dating apps? I've been told by the gals in my circle that gals these days have moved on from OKC and Tinder and are using Bumble and some other ones which may explain the wasteland of the opposite sex on OKC these days when I'm browsing. I feel like I wouldn't do well on Bumble simply because my height being short, which is why I've never done too well on anything where I'm not messaging first like OKC. Still up to give it a shot and maybe some other newer sites? I still use CmB and occasionally go on dates off it but it's pretty on/off, for every month of hundreds of women I like, I get like 1 match/month of someone liking me back and usually end up going on a date with them after some messaging.

Man, I really don't want to go back to all the bs of online dating, but just not feeling anything currently going on. Have one more gal to go on a first date with probably this week, but I've talked on the phone with her and probably not interested (plus she has a kid and I'm still not sure if I'm up for dating anyone with kids yet), and a client wants me to come have dinner with them and their hot single daughter this week but I find stuff like that so awkward. I've always declined that kinda stuff, but I might give it a shot this time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 21, 2018, 04:35:09 AM
Quote from: Huff on July 20, 2018, 10:35:46 AM
me and the gf were too lazy to figure out when we first started dating officially so we made up a date up

Smarch 69
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 21, 2018, 05:11:16 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 21, 2018, 04:33:52 AM
What are some good modern dating apps? I've been told by the gals in my circle that gals these days have moved on from OKC and Tinder and are using Bumble and some other ones which may explain the wasteland of the opposite sex on OKC these days when I'm browsing. I feel like I wouldn't do well on Bumble simply because my height being short, which is why I've never done too well on anything where I'm not messaging first like OKC. Still up to give it a shot and maybe some other newer sites? I still use CmB and occasionally go on dates off it but it's pretty on/off, for every month of hundreds of women I like, I get like 1 match/month of someone liking me back and usually end up going on a date with them after some messaging.

Man, I really don't want to go back to all the bs of online dating, but just not feeling anything currently going on. Have one more gal to go on a first date with probably this week, but I've talked on the phone with her and probably not interested (plus she has a kid and I'm still not sure if I'm up for dating anyone with kids yet), and a client wants me to come have dinner with them and their hot single daughter this week but I find stuff like that so awkward. I've always declined that kinda stuff, but I might give it a shot this time.
Please, do share your Bumble experiences on TheBore.  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 21, 2018, 05:27:16 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 21, 2018, 04:33:52 AM
What are some good modern dating apps? I've been told by the gals in my circle that gals these days have moved on from OKC and Tinder and are using Bumble and some other ones which may explain the wasteland of the opposite sex on OKC these days when I'm browsing. I feel like I wouldn't do well on Bumble simply because my height being short, which is why I've never done too well on anything where I'm not messaging first like OKC. Still up to give it a shot and maybe some other newer sites? I still use CmB and occasionally go on dates off it but it's pretty on/off, for every month of hundreds of women I like, I get like 1 match/month of someone liking me back and usually end up going on a date with them after some messaging.

Man, I really don't want to go back to all the bs of online dating, but just not feeling anything currently going on. Have one more gal to go on a first date with probably this week, but I've talked on the phone with her and probably not interested (plus she has a kid and I'm still not sure if I'm up for dating anyone with kids yet), and a client wants me to come have dinner with them and their hot single daughter this week but I find stuff like that so awkward. I've always declined that kinda stuff, but I might give it a shot this time.
plenty of fish  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 21, 2018, 05:33:11 AM
Quote from: filler on July 21, 2018, 05:27:16 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 21, 2018, 04:33:52 AM
What are some good modern dating apps? I've been told by the gals in my circle that gals these days have moved on from OKC and Tinder and are using Bumble and some other ones which may explain the wasteland of the opposite sex on OKC these days when I'm browsing. I feel like I wouldn't do well on Bumble simply because my height being short, which is why I've never done too well on anything where I'm not messaging first like OKC. Still up to give it a shot and maybe some other newer sites? I still use CmB and occasionally go on dates off it but it's pretty on/off, for every month of hundreds of women I like, I get like 1 match/month of someone liking me back and usually end up going on a date with them after some messaging.

Man, I really don't want to go back to all the bs of online dating, but just not feeling anything currently going on. Have one more gal to go on a first date with probably this week, but I've talked on the phone with her and probably not interested (plus she has a kid and I'm still not sure if I'm up for dating anyone with kids yet), and a client wants me to come have dinner with them and their hot single daughter this week but I find stuff like that so awkward. I've always declined that kinda stuff, but I might give it a shot this time.
plenty of fish  8)
I had a close friend that turned to plenty of fish after many rejections on the other apps because of his height.

He threw in the towel, got on plenty of fish, and starting meeting up with 40-50 year olds at the tender age of 28.  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 21, 2018, 05:39:47 AM
 :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 21, 2018, 07:40:46 AM
Hinge is one I haven’t seen you mention before that’s started as a friend of friend thing using Facebook info, but it may have changed a bit

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 21, 2018, 09:15:01 AM
bebps you'd kill it on Grindr. :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 21, 2018, 12:00:29 PM
Is Grindr for males only or do gay girls use it too?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 21, 2018, 12:01:10 PM
The lesbians I know use Tinder.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 21, 2018, 12:11:14 PM
grindr for lesbians would just be grindr but you could cosign a lease with your matches
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 21, 2018, 12:36:25 PM
Had a 2nd date with pot girl again. It was a fun/okay time overall but I can tell I’m basically phoning it in and my interest in her is waning.

Managed to kiss her this time but it was only one peck on the lips and not the usual make out sesh.  :doge

She seems down to meet up again and we might try taking a day trip up to Asheville but I dunno...

I feel like I should just call it quits and move onto someone else so I’m not wasting our time.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 21, 2018, 03:07:59 PM
That dynamic is going to 100% become a hassle if you fade away vs tell her outright. Maybe take a cue from heroin girl and say you have a girlfriend or something
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 21, 2018, 05:15:38 PM
Nah listen to Exodust.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 21, 2018, 05:25:59 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 21, 2018, 12:36:25 PM
Had a 2nd date with pot girl again

Quote from: Atramental on July 21, 2018, 12:36:25 PM
not the usual make out sesh.

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 21, 2018, 05:46:21 PM
I agree with riding it out. It’s all experience and if you’re not leading her on to think it’s something more then no harm.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 21, 2018, 05:54:51 PM
Give her the half pipe just in case
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 21, 2018, 05:56:15 PM
Think of this as practice dating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 21, 2018, 05:59:32 PM
HEARTS WILL BREAK
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 21, 2018, 06:17:03 PM
dont think at all
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 21, 2018, 06:21:05 PM
eat her ass
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 21, 2018, 08:34:22 PM
eat my ass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 201
Post by: nudemacusers on July 21, 2018, 08:36:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 21, 2018, 12:36:25 PM
Had a 2nd date with pot girl again. It was a fun/okay time overall but I can tell I’m basically phoning it in and my interest in her is waning.

Managed to kiss her this time but it was only one peck on the lips and not the usual make out sesh.  :doge

She seems down to meet up again and we might try taking a day trip up to Asheville but I dunno...

I feel like I should just call it quits and move onto someone else so I’m not wasting our time.  :doge
Bang to be sure... When you go to the bathroom after to piss/cleanup and you look in the mirror and question your morality and self-worth then you’ll know it wasn’t meant to be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2018, 09:46:29 PM
Radical idea: become smoke buddies
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 21, 2018, 10:01:09 PM
Quote from: riotous on July 21, 2018, 09:50:22 PM
Have her peg you.
I like this twist
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 21, 2018, 10:08:36 PM
Quote from: Exodust on July 21, 2018, 10:03:28 PM
And I'm sure Atra will find the twist itself eye opening.

You speak from experience?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 21, 2018, 10:08:48 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2018, 03:47:59 PM
No, your brand of heel is just annoying, doesn’t get a proper rise from me; however, I am slightly triggered at my phononym mistake up there.

It's cool. The Bore is flexible on their "no homophone" rule.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 21, 2018, 10:14:57 PM
Oh jeez I even went and got that word wrong, too :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 22, 2018, 09:57:22 AM
Quote from: Mandark on July 19, 2018, 07:50:25 PM
Quote from: Mandark on June 03, 2018, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/letdown

Guys let's restore the good vibes in this thread by going back and liking Mandark's pun.

How long are you planning on milking that joke?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 22, 2018, 10:32:35 AM
DADS STAHP :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 01:35:29 AM
I often wonder if I'm too independent (selfish) for a long-term relationship. Does anyone else get this feeling sometimes?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 23, 2018, 02:23:24 AM
I don't think anyone is irretrievably selfish. You just have to actively practice conscientiousness.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 23, 2018, 02:24:33 AM
That's too vague, it really depends on the dynamic and the other person ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 02:34:25 AM
As an example, the impression I get is that most S/Os, after a certain point, expect at least some amount of text messaging every day. But there were times when days passed and I didn't even think of my last boyfriend for a 1-3 days at a time. I'm content with being focused on my own stuff and not really actively reaching out to discuss what's going on with them. It's a mixture of lack of focus and lack of caring, and I'm concerned it's a character fault of mine.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mandark on July 23, 2018, 02:37:33 AM
Quote from: chronovore on July 22, 2018, 09:57:22 AM
Quote from: Mandark on July 19, 2018, 07:50:25 PM
Quote from: Mandark on June 03, 2018, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/letdown

Guys let's restore the good vibes in this thread by going back and liking Mandark's pun.

How long are you planning on milking that joke?

You might read the threads whole, but many posters just skim, so their odds of seeing that joke are about half and half.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 23, 2018, 02:44:13 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 23, 2018, 02:34:25 AM
As an example, the impression I get is that most S/Os, after a certain point, expect at least some amount of text messaging every day. But there were times when days pass and I didn't even think of my last boyfriend for a 1-3 days at a time. I'm content with being focused on my own stuff and not really actively reaching out to discuss what's going on with them. It's a mixture of lack of focus and lack of caring, and I'm concerned it's a character fault of mine.

Oh it starts as soon as the texting :lol
But is it really a flaw or a fault though ? It's true that beyond a certain line a "serious" relationship will call for dedication and commitment. But is it what you want really ? At the beginning (and texting a few weeks in is the beginning) things should flow naturally IMHO. If they don't I am not sure that forcing it is healthy long term.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on July 23, 2018, 02:46:58 AM
Quote from: Mandark on July 23, 2018, 02:37:33 AM
Quote from: chronovore on July 22, 2018, 09:57:22 AM
Quote from: Mandark on July 19, 2018, 07:50:25 PM
Quote from: Mandark on June 03, 2018, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/letdown

Guys let's restore the good vibes in this thread by going back and liking Mandark's pun.

How long are you planning on milking that joke?

You might read the threads whole, but many posters just skim, so their odds of seeing that joke are about half and half.

i try. but generally when i pop into a thread for a nip, i quickly realise im intolerant
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 02:47:24 AM
The idea I have in mind is that if I really like the person, engaging in communication with them should remain near the top of my mind at all times, but I also worry that I'll either never meet the right person to bring that out of me, or that I'm incapable at all of caring enough about another person that I devote a consistent cognitive load to their existence over my own.

I do have limited dating experience though, so this all might be much ado about nothing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 23, 2018, 02:49:25 AM
Date thots with BPD.





 :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 23, 2018, 04:15:09 AM
Quote from: Purrp Skirrp on July 23, 2018, 02:49:25 AM
Date thots with BPD.
 :fbm


If someone doesn't view their mental health and its effects on others as their own responsibility, then you have no choice even if you feel like you could help them.

TOTHOTsOT
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 23, 2018, 05:43:22 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 23, 2018, 02:34:25 AM
As an example, the impression I get is that most S/Os, after a certain point, expect at least some amount of text messaging every day. But there were times when days passed and I didn't even think of my last boyfriend for a 1-3 days at a time. I'm content with being focused on my own stuff and not really actively reaching out to discuss what's going on with them. It's a mixture of lack of focus and lack of caring, and I'm concerned it's a character fault of mine.

I think that’s pretty normal for dating because a person you just met or have gone on a date or two with doesn’t necessarily become prime importance in your daily life.

But at least in my experience when you’re in an actual relationship, I find it weird to not think of the other person daily as your lives usually start to intertwine, though I’m sure some people keep their lives more separate, don’t live together and can go some time not thinking about the other.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2018, 09:48:50 AM
Have you ever considered sugar babies, Bebpo?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 11:42:18 AM
I mentioned in jest to a friend that I wanted to be a "Sugar Boy" and she couldn't stop laughing. Then I started laughing too. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 23, 2018, 11:45:16 AM
isn't the right term rent boy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 11:48:24 AM
Quote from: toku on July 23, 2018, 11:45:16 AM
isn't the right term rent boy

It is, which is why we were laughing. :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 23, 2018, 11:50:56 AM
Sugar boy def sounds more dignified
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 23, 2018, 12:03:04 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 23, 2018, 02:34:25 AM
As an example, the impression I get is that most S/Os, after a certain point, expect at least some amount of text messaging every day. But there were times when days passed and I didn't even think of my last boyfriend for a 1-3 days at a time. I'm content with being focused on my own stuff and not really actively reaching out to discuss what's going on with them. It's a mixture of lack of focus and lack of caring, and I'm concerned it's a character fault of mine.
Maybe you just haven't found someone that perpetually sparks the fire for you?
I mean realtionships take work, that's true. But it's a "work" not a "job" if that makes sense.

Edit: Of course, I do know people that really can't have relationships, I know it's not popular but I think  not everyone has the skills/deserves to love/be loved. But you don't strike me as one of those people at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 23, 2018, 04:25:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2018, 09:48:50 AM
Have you ever considered sugar babies, Bebpo?  :doge

Not my thing, only living that true love life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 04:53:37 PM
Apparently in Boston it's common for str8 guys on Bumble to pose with fish? Like overwhelmingly so.

Is this the case anywhere else? :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 23, 2018, 04:57:30 PM
I been playing a bunch of Yakuza 6 and all the hostess girls responded really well to talking about fishing. Might be something in it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 23, 2018, 05:00:01 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 23, 2018, 04:53:37 PM
Apparently in Boston it's common for str8 guys on Bumble to pose with fish? Like overwhelmingly so.

Is this the case anywhere else? :thinking
Fish posing has been a thing for a while. Women do it to.

It shows you "fish" and like the outdoors.  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 05:09:00 PM
The article I read lists posing with fish as a "thing" for men, and "travel, yoga, and wine" as common for women.

Quote
“If you looked at Tinder,” says Will Noonan, a 35-year-old comedian from Boston, “you’d think . . . every one of these women has gone to Africa and saved children.”

Apparently The Office is common with both. :thinking

Normies 🙄
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 23, 2018, 05:17:14 PM
Do they get consent from the fish though?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 05:20:09 PM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on July 23, 2018, 05:17:14 PM
Do they get consent from the fish though?

The fish is dead by the time they pose with it, so probably not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 23, 2018, 05:50:33 PM
Girls on elephants or with other endangered animals are super common too

Left swipe em all
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 05:50:37 PM
Quote from: Philip Cardgage on July 23, 2018, 05:44:37 PM
Posing with African kids was always a huge turn off for me.

Going to Africa to get pictures to make you look like a less reprehensible human on Tinder is not a humanitarian cause.

Is it really that widespread? :six:

Tbf gay apps are fairly monotonous too but it's mostly either shirtless pics, pics taken in front of a bathroom mirror (sometimes combined with the first point), travel pics, and wedding pics (which are sometimes in black and white.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 23, 2018, 05:59:06 PM
Quote from: Philip Cardgage on July 23, 2018, 05:56:54 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 23, 2018, 05:50:37 PM
Quote from: Philip Cardgage on July 23, 2018, 05:44:37 PM
Posing with African kids was always a huge turn off for me.

Going to Africa to get pictures to make you look like a less reprehensible human on Tinder is not a humanitarian cause.

Is it really that widespread? :six:

Tbf gay apps are fairly monotonous too but it's mostly either shirtless pics, pics taken in front of a bathroom mirror (sometimes combined with the first point), travel pics, and wedding pics (which are sometimes in black and white.)

It was pretty rampant when I was dating. It typically lead to them telling me about their huge humanitarian trip to build schools in Sierra Leone, staying in living quarters the kids attending those schools would kill for spending a single night in.

They'd usually complain that they would have to sometimes spend the whole day standing in a line, passing a bag of cement to the person beside them. But like, you're a fucking hairdresser. Did you think you'd be driving heavy machinery there?

When i was young, early 20s and in college i thought this one girl that was super fucking hot was soooooooo amazing for doing that.

Little did i know she was just another typical dumb cunt doing it for her social media thing and to feel good about herself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 06:05:58 PM
I don't think there's anything wrong with feeling good about humanitarian efforts, nor leveraging it in the dating game, but it does ring a bit hollow when it's like a one-time thing and everyone else is doing it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on July 23, 2018, 06:07:59 PM
in dc you'd see a lot of photos of white women in africa or with endangered species given that its their job and all. still, it didn't make it any better but at least in those pictures you'd get a better impression on how they'd really look like since there is less camera fuckery. i always found photos like that to be very strategic in nature in what they signal 

as for me, i purposefully chose group pictures so i could turn all my friends into juggalos for my tinder/okc pics. i'm pretty sure it turned off quite a few but it worked out amazingly well
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 06:10:58 PM
Groups pics are the woooooorst wat r u doing  :jeanluc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on July 23, 2018, 06:12:32 PM
not when all your friends are juggalos
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 23, 2018, 06:18:28 PM
For me, I've found that the "Eat Pray Love" types - the ones who went to 30+ countries, studied with a yogi in Mysore, humanitarian efforts in Uganda, etc. weren't too much into me... Most of the women I ended up with rarely ventured out of NY. I mean, I'm not exactly world-weary, but I've gotten out of NY at least - most of my travel has tended to be all around the US/Canada, though I've been to London and Paris back in HS, and of course I am going to Japan in a few weeks.

One or two group pics are good, make it look like you have friends and aren't some creepy loner. I usually did ones of me doing activities (electronic music festivals, boat parties, balloon festival, wine tasting, etc), my girlfriend said she liked how I did that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 06:21:59 PM
I guess one group pic isn't a bad idea. 🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 23, 2018, 06:27:23 PM
Now that seemingly every profile comes preloaded with "I like craft beer and hiking", people are looking for more ways to differentiate themselves.  I personally wouldn't take it too seriously nor would I think more of someone who did.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 23, 2018, 06:32:42 PM
That’s funny about the fish thing. I’d never heard of it either until a gal I know mentioned it over the weekend saying they swipe pass on any guy holding a fish, which apparently was common enough to be a thing. Who knew.

Speaking of group pics, what do you guys do with the other people in the pics? I feel weird putting their faces/photos on something so public so if I had photoshop skills I’d blur out their faces, but I don’t so I don’t really use group pics. Like the last one I posted in the pics thread is a good photo of me and I’d use it but I’d need to blur everyone else out or put like cat heads on everyone or something :3
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 23, 2018, 08:53:34 PM
Not to put too much stake into Myers Briggs tests but the girl I’ve been dating said she just took it during work today and got ESFJ. Which is funny because I typically get INTP. We’re essentially polar opposites.  :doge

Which is easy to see why my interest in her died off so quickly.

It’s like a gullible Labrador trying to get with a robot with ADD.  :doge

edit: she seems pretty interested in me though. So I’ll let things play out and hopefully get my beak wet soon.

:birb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 23, 2018, 09:00:09 PM
it would be funny to run an experiment on Tinder. Have a ton of fake profiles holding up something ridiculous and see if it catches on
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 11:37:30 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2018, 06:33:47 PM
Question: when is it generally acceptable to invite your date back to your place to "watch a movie"?  :doge

My first fling kinda threw me for a loop wanting to jump my bones after the first date so...

edit: And wholesome pot girl really isn't that overtly sexual.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 24, 2018, 06:40:44 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 24, 2018, 06:33:47 PM
Question: when is it generally acceptable to invite your date back to your place to "watch a movie"?  :doge

My first fling kinda threw me for a loop wanting to jump my bones after the first date so...

edit: And wholesome pot girl really isn't that overtly sexual.


Third date seems to be the magic number
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 24, 2018, 06:48:19 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 24, 2018, 06:33:47 PM
Question: when is it generally acceptable to invite your date back to your place to "watch a movie"?  :doge

My first fling kinda threw me for a loop wanting to jump my bones after the first date so...

edit: And wholesome pot girl really isn't that overtly sexual.
you haven't even whipped your dick out yet?

 :crazy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2018, 06:57:45 PM
Like I said, this girl is kinda shy when it comes to intimacy. Or at least around me she is.  :doge

I'm not going to whip my hog out on the 2nd date and just hope she's cool with it.  :doge

edit: Also, she was stiff when I tried kissing her on the mouth on our 2nd date.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 24, 2018, 07:31:26 PM
could always invite her over for you to cook for her

A little less obvious that asking to watch a movie

Also there’s no strick answer on when someone is ready to slob your knob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 24, 2018, 07:31:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 24, 2018, 06:57:45 PM


edit: Also, she was stiff when I tried kissing her on the mouth on our 2nd date.  :doge
Whatever you're doing you're doing it wrong because there's only 1 thing that needs to be stiff in this situation  :smug

Quote from: Huff on July 24, 2018, 07:31:26 PM
could always invite her over for you to cook for her


Nah don't cook for her, she's a stoner. Get some taco bell and ask her to come over and smoke.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2018, 07:41:15 PM
Quote from: Huff on July 24, 2018, 07:31:26 PM
could always invite her over for you to cook for her

A little less obvious that asking to watch a movie

Also there’s no strick answer on when someone is ready to slob your knob
I can't really cook for shit though... except for basic breakfast foods I guess.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 24, 2018, 07:42:21 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 24, 2018, 07:31:31 PM
Quote from: Huff on July 24, 2018, 07:31:26 PM
could always invite her over for you to cook for her


Nah don't cook for her, she's a stoner. Get some taco bell and ask her to come over and smoke.

I'd go with this one, yeah.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 24, 2018, 07:45:18 PM
It was so much easier in your early twenties when you could just have a house party, am I right? RIP youth
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 24, 2018, 07:46:46 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 24, 2018, 07:45:18 PM
It was so much easier in your early twenties when you could just have a house party, am I right? RIP youth

From this

https://youtu.be/Z1l5PFs2eTc

To pretending you watch the Handmaids Tale in the digital realm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 24, 2018, 11:36:17 PM
Did the girl like hanging out with you?

If yes, say "I want to see you again".

If she agrees, you'll naturally figure out a plan, get to know one another, and either resent each other or be happily naked together.

There was one girl in college that was kinda timid/horny and I just asked her one day if she wants me to just jump her as soon as I answer the door. That was the correct assumption for that specific person but it took me a couple weeks to get to know her well enough to suggest that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on July 25, 2018, 12:24:47 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 24, 2018, 07:45:18 PM
It was so much easier in your early twenties when you could just have a house party, am I right? RIP youth

what happens to house parties in your mid-late 20s?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 25, 2018, 12:40:27 AM
terrible mistakes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 25, 2018, 12:42:06 AM
just really bad hangovers and everyone trying to leave 10minutes after showing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 25, 2018, 01:06:22 AM
I wish the house parties we had cleared out after 10 minutes...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 25, 2018, 12:01:30 PM
Quote from: riotous on July 23, 2018, 11:43:08 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 23, 2018, 06:32:42 PM
That’s funny about the fish thing. I’d never heard of it either until a gal I know mentioned it over the weekend saying they swipe pass on any guy holding a fish, which apparently was common enough to be a thing. Who knew.

Speaking of group pics, what do you guys do with the other people in the pics? I feel weird putting their faces/photos on something so public so if I had photoshop skills I’d blur out their faces, but I don’t so I don’t really use group pics. Like the last one I posted in the pics thread is a good photo of me and I’d use it but I’d need to blur everyone else out or put like cat heads on everyone or something :3

Photoshop your face over all of their faces.

Also works for photos taken posing with a fish.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 25, 2018, 01:43:05 PM
Quote from: Kara on July 25, 2018, 01:06:22 AM
I wish the house parties we had cleared out after 10 minutes...


House parties were basically as long as the neighbors/cops allowed.

 One time, the host of a house party spit on a cop (because he broke his gold chain) and then we all got taken down to jail.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 25, 2018, 01:49:06 PM
Was he Italian? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 25, 2018, 03:40:43 PM
Quote from: Mandark on June 03, 2018, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.
I just got this joke, nice!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 25, 2018, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on July 25, 2018, 03:40:43 PM
Quote from: Mandark on June 03, 2018, 03:23:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 02, 2018, 12:49:54 AM
But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.
I just got this joke, nice!
Eh, it wasn't the breast joke I've heard.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2018, 05:23:32 PM
Buttermilk!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 25, 2018, 05:28:34 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 23, 2018, 04:53:37 PM
Apparently in Boston it's common for str8 guys on Bumble to pose with fish? Like overwhelmingly so.

Is this the case anywhere else? :thinking

What if they're actually super horny fish posing with humans.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 25, 2018, 06:11:09 PM
Quote from: Raist on July 25, 2018, 05:28:34 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 23, 2018, 04:53:37 PM
Apparently in Boston it's common for str8 guys on Bumble to pose with fish? Like overwhelmingly so.

Is this the case anywhere else? :thinking

What if they're actually super horny fish posing with humans.

Then I know just the one for them.

(http://3.images.southparkstudios.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-13/1305/south-park-s13e05c12-im-going-home-16x9.jpg?quality=0.8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 25, 2018, 08:41:09 PM
A Troy McClure joke would have been better
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 25, 2018, 09:57:49 PM
Going on my 3rd date with pot girl tomorrow night.

We’re going to some hipster taco joint next to a brewery.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 25, 2018, 09:59:15 PM
3rd date = get high and fuck

also, tacos :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 25, 2018, 09:59:50 PM
trust and believe in yourself atra, you're gonna have a lot of fun  :P

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on July 25, 2018, 10:14:51 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on July 25, 2018, 09:59:15 PM
3rd date = get high and fuck

also, tacos :noah

you bang your milf boss?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 25, 2018, 10:16:26 PM
She's not a MILF dude she's younger than me

And no, they put me on a different shift so I haven't seen her in weeks  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 25, 2018, 10:36:30 PM
Saw cute nerd guy again tonight. He's great.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
He likes anime and horror movies. :shh
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 26, 2018, 12:15:53 AM
anime?

bail
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 26, 2018, 12:44:27 AM
Well I put my Bumble profile up. Will see how that goesssssssssss

Didn't realize it was still match based. Blah, might as well have just stuck to Tinder. Thought it was like an OKC where women have to make the first move by liking/messaging your profile showing interest.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 26, 2018, 01:51:46 AM
Uhhhh, so I’m getting tons of matches with very attractive women within an hour or two.

Then again Bumble doesn’t show your height, so maybe this is what dating would be like if I wasn’t short  :'(
Or maybe just a lot of prostitutes on this thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 26, 2018, 08:27:09 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on July 25, 2018, 10:16:26 PM
She's not a MILF dude she's younger than me

http://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1022270344411996160
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 26, 2018, 09:12:14 AM
Quote from: Huff on July 26, 2018, 12:15:53 AM
anime?

bail

But I also like anime. :uguu

Well some of it.

We both like Parasyte a lot which I think is a good sign.

(https://i.imgur.com/9fnxYpB.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 26, 2018, 09:15:49 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 26, 2018, 01:51:46 AM
Uhhhh, so I’m getting tons of matches with very attractive women within an hour or two.

Then again Bumble doesn’t show your height, so maybe this is what dating would be like if I wasn’t short  :'(
Or maybe just a lot of prostitutes on this thing. Will see if they message me and I hope to god their first question isn’t how tall are you.

You’re just a cutie and bumble has higher quality ladies that I’ve seen
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 26, 2018, 01:09:27 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 26, 2018, 09:12:14 AM
Quote from: Huff on July 26, 2018, 12:15:53 AM
anime?

bail

But I also like anime. :uguu

Well some of it.

We both like Parasyte a lot which I think is a good sign.

(https://i.imgur.com/9fnxYpB.gif)

should call him horror bae should the relationship and your posts here continue

Quote from: Bebpo on July 26, 2018, 01:51:46 AM
Uhhhh, so I’m getting tons of matches with very attractive women within an hour or two.

Then again Bumble doesn’t show your height, so maybe this is what dating would be like if I wasn’t short  :'(
Or maybe just a lot of prostitutes on this thing.

you're a catch g don't run from it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 26, 2018, 01:13:10 PM
I think I need to slow my roll on the horror stuff a bit, I was talking about Noroi and Audition and he was talking about Annabelle and The Grudge. :lol

He's big into ANOES at the very least.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 26, 2018, 01:14:44 PM
I brought up A Serbian Film on one of my first dates. :trumps

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there wasn't a second date.  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 26, 2018, 01:18:49 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 26, 2018, 01:13:10 PM
I think I need to slow my roll on the horror stuff a bit, I was talking about Noroi and Audition and he was talking about Annabelle and The Grudge. :lol

He's big into ANOES at the very least.

Better hide your copy of Salo. Nothing like a date thumbing through your media somehow landing on the shit you least want to explain
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 26, 2018, 03:58:18 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 26, 2018, 01:51:46 AM
Uhhhh, so I’m getting tons of matches with very attractive women within an hour or two.

Then again Bumble doesn’t show your height, so maybe this is what dating would be like if I wasn’t short  :'(
Or maybe just a lot of prostitutes on this thing.

Quote from: Assimilate on July 21, 2018, 05:11:16 AM
Please, do share your Bumble experiences on TheBore.  ;)

 :bow Asstradamus :bow2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 26, 2018, 04:19:24 PM
Bumble in my experience is used by more career sucsesful women and since you’re a successful dude yourself Bebop it makes sense you’re doing well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 26, 2018, 04:53:36 PM
Quote from: Kara on July 26, 2018, 03:58:18 PM
:bow Asstradamus :bow2
:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 26, 2018, 04:54:43 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 26, 2018, 09:12:14 AM
Quote from: Huff on July 26, 2018, 12:15:53 AM
anime?

bail

But I also like anime. :uguu

Well some of it.

We both like Parasyte a lot which I think is a good sign.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/9fnxYpB.gif[mg]

Especially the part in the manga were migi turns into a penis.

https://youtu.be/iOV1T3kvwmU
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 26, 2018, 05:53:25 PM
Quote from: Kara on July 26, 2018, 03:58:18 PM

 :bow Asstradamus :bow2

  :birb

mods: please. name change.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 26, 2018, 05:55:33 PM
ask and ye shall receive
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 26, 2018, 09:28:08 PM
Actually, this is embarrassing but I thought in Bumble because there was like a heart on a profile it meant they liked you and when you swiped it was a match. Then I found out every profile looks like that and none of them are matching, whoops  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 26, 2018, 11:13:40 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 26, 2018, 09:28:08 PM
Actually, this is embarrassing but I thought in Bumble because there was like a heart on a profile it meant they liked you and when you swiped it was a match. Then I found out every profile looks like that and none of them are matching, whoops  :heart

 :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 27, 2018, 01:31:43 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 26, 2018, 09:28:08 PM
Actually, this is embarrassing but I thought in Bumble because there was like a heart on a profile it meant they liked you and when you swiped it was a match. Then I found out every profile looks like that and none of them are matching, whoops  :heart

Oh, well we all make that mistake in real life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 27, 2018, 09:43:04 AM
Bumble is really weird and bad for such a small town, it won’t let you set a distance anymore so most people shown are really far away. I just don’t get the point of not having a feature like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 27, 2018, 10:42:56 AM
Quote from: Dufus on July 27, 2018, 10:10:17 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 26, 2018, 09:28:08 PM
Actually, this is embarrassing but I thought in Bumble because there was like a heart on a profile it meant they liked you and when you swiped it was a match. Then I found out every profile looks like that and none of them are matching, whoops  :heart

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 27, 2018, 09:43:04 AM
Bumble is really weird and bad for such a small town, it won’t let you set a distance anymore so most people shown are really far away. I just don’t get the point of not having a feature like that.

Bumble sounds like it was designed by mentally deficient chipmunks.

Why you shaming women???

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on July 27, 2018, 11:29:04 AM
lol Ruzbeh with the dating app talk

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2018, 05:46:08 AM
Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 02:16:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2018, 05:46:08 AM
Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.
Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2018, 02:19:48 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 02:16:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2018, 05:46:08 AM
Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.
Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.
I’m so sorry for posting because now we got this shitty post.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 28, 2018, 02:21:19 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 02:16:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2018, 05:46:08 AM
Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.
Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

Imagine being this much of a bitter loser.

Just imagine.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 02:22:13 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2018, 02:19:48 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 02:16:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2018, 05:46:08 AM
Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.
Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.
I’m so sorry for posting because now we got this shitty post.


I'm insulted  :jeanluc

All i'm saying is to listen to the Bore. And now i'm a bad guy for it ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK on July 28, 2018, 02:31:57 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 28, 2018, 02:21:19 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 02:16:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2018, 05:46:08 AM
Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.
Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

Imagine being this much of a bitter loser.

Just imagine.

Which one???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 28, 2018, 02:42:23 PM
This thread has gone to shit since Assimilate started posting in it.  I'm not even sure the return of FemAtra can save it now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 28, 2018, 03:09:16 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 02:16:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2018, 05:46:08 AM
Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.
Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.
As always, doing the exact opposite of what Assimilate suggests is the best way forward.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 03:12:16 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 28, 2018, 03:09:16 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 02:16:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2018, 05:46:08 AM
Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.
Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.
As always, doing the exact opposite of what Assimilate suggests is the best way forward.
You're right. You should only White Knight to attempt to undercut someone else's valid points on an online discussion board.

See Rahxephon that shit don't work in the real world. The Bore toying with you, kid  :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 28, 2018, 03:16:00 PM
"Women are people too."

"OMG WHITE KNIGHT!!!!! :reeeee "
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 03:19:58 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 28, 2018, 03:16:00 PM
"Women are people too."

"OMG WHITE KNIGHT!!!!! :reeeee "
Right, that's it.

Real question Tasty- why you queens always 'gotta derfend weemen' when all you like D' so much? And don't you feel a bit perplexed that there's currently a narrative going on that every young feminine boy must clearly be trans, and not actually gay? Isn't that homophobic?

Seems like ya'll very confused if ya arsk me.  :letsfukk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 28, 2018, 03:23:33 PM
Assy, you're a fucking dumb prick and no one here likes you (except for filler, ironically or unironically  :doge ).

Also, I'm glad you lost money on RLC/crypto. Fucking dumbass.  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 03:25:05 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 28, 2018, 03:23:33 PM
Assy, you're a fucking dumb prick and no one here likes you (except for filler, ironically or unironically  :doge ).

Also, I'm glad you lost money on RLC/crypto. Fucking dumbass.  :lol
you need to get laid first before talking to me like that incel  :comeon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 28, 2018, 03:25:16 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 03:19:58 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 28, 2018, 03:16:00 PM
"Women are people too."

"OMG WHITE KNIGHT!!!!! :reeeee "
Right, that's it.

Real question Tasty- why you queens always 'gotta derfend weemen' when all you like D' so much? And don't you feel a bit perplexed that there's currently a narrative going on that every young feminine boy must clearly be trans, and not actually gay? Isn't that homophobic?

Seems like ya'll very confused if ya arsk me.  :letsfukk

Maybe because there's clueless dicks like you out there, who gay guys and women both like laughing at? :crowdlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 28, 2018, 03:25:16 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 03:19:58 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 28, 2018, 03:16:00 PM
"Women are people too."

"OMG WHITE KNIGHT!!!!! :reeeee "
Right, that's it.

Real question Tasty- why you queens always 'gotta derfend weemen' when all you like D' so much? And don't you feel a bit perplexed that there's currently a narrative going on that every young feminine boy must clearly be trans, and not actually gay? Isn't that homophobic?

Seems like ya'll very confused if ya arsk me.  :letsfukk

Maybe because there's clueless dicks like you out there, who gay guys and women both like laughing at? :crowdlaff

 :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 28, 2018, 03:26:44 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 03:25:05 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 28, 2018, 03:23:33 PM
Assy, you're a fucking dumb prick and no one here likes you (except for filler, ironically or unironically  :doge ).

Also, I'm glad you lost money on RLC/crypto. Fucking dumbass.  :lol
you need to get laid first before talking to me like that incel  :comeon
But... I have? :thinking

edit: and will again soon. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 28, 2018, 03:27:12 PM
Rahx, experience is the answer to diminishing fear. Keep trying, keep putting yourself out there. I know how it is to live in your head and calculating all the variables but, when you're into someone and someone is into you all those things go away and you flow. This is the human experience angle that will never be translated to online dating. Make a point to be out there in society doing what you may love, and hopefully meeting people in the process. Exposure and experience.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 28, 2018, 03:29:42 PM
Also, fear is the mind killer.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 03:30:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 28, 2018, 03:26:44 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 03:25:05 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 28, 2018, 03:23:33 PM
Assy, you're a fucking dumb prick and no one here likes you (except for filler, ironically or unironically  :doge ).

Also, I'm glad you lost money on RLC/crypto. Fucking dumbass.  :lol
you need to get laid first before talking to me like that incel  :comeon
But... I have? :thinking
I have a suggestion for you

 do something with those pictures and stop looking like a skinnier version of Harvey Weinstein. You got no money, no powa, You ain't gonna be able to pull anything besides crack heads and young burnouts that just wanna smoke. The bore advice aint' working for ya bud. Just like it ain't working for Rahex.

I'm only trying to help
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 28, 2018, 03:31:31 PM
Also, update:
3rd date with pot girl went great. We really clicked this time and she actually brought up the topic of sex near the end of our time together. (this was kinda of a big deal since she seemed super conservative about it)

We're going up to Asheville for a day trip soon for our 4th date.


Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 03:30:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 28, 2018, 03:26:44 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 03:25:05 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 28, 2018, 03:23:33 PM
Assy, you're a fucking dumb prick and no one here likes you (except for filler, ironically or unironically  :doge ).

Also, I'm glad you lost money on RLC/crypto. Fucking dumbass.  :lol
you need to get laid first before talking to me like that incel  :comeon
But... I have? :thinking
I have a suggestion for you

 do something with those pictures and stop looking like a skinnier version of Harvey Weinstein. You got no money, no powa, You ain't gonna be able to pull anything besides crack heads and young burnouts that just wanna smoke. The bore advice aint' working for ya bud. Just like it ain't working for Rahex.

I'm only trying to help
Lol.

Neck yourself my dude. I'm doing fine. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 28, 2018, 03:41:41 PM
Assy reading this thread and seeing how much tail everyone else is getting: (https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-07/3/6/enhanced/webdr06/anigif_enhanced-buzz-17934-1404382466-11.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 04:08:32 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 28, 2018, 03:41:41 PM
Assy reading this thread and seeing how much tail everyone else is getting: (https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-07/3/6/enhanced/webdr06/anigif_enhanced-buzz-17934-1404382466-11.gif)


whose getting tail? Weinstein looking mothafucka?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 28, 2018, 04:13:23 PM
who's*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 28, 2018, 04:23:36 PM
you divorced assimilate?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: toku on July 28, 2018, 04:23:36 PM
you divorced assimilate?

why you ask
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 28, 2018, 04:27:21 PM
im just wondering man no judgement, I don't have beef with you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 04:27:58 PM
Quote from: toku on July 28, 2018, 04:27:21 PM
im just wondering man no judgement, I don't have beef with you
no, not divorced
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 28, 2018, 04:30:06 PM
you gonna be alright man, your queen is out there
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 06:05:48 PM
Quote from: toku on July 28, 2018, 04:30:06 PM
you gonna be alright man, your queen is out there
ha.

it's the cutting diet i'm in, plus this town and it's dust and the allergies and lack of sleep i get. I can get a bit agitated.  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2018, 08:46:20 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 28, 2018, 03:27:12 PM
Rahx, experience is the answer to diminishing fear. Keep trying, keep putting yourself out there. I know how it is to live in your head and calculating all the variables but, when you're into someone and someone is into you all those things go away and you flow. This is the human experience angle that will never be translated to online dating. Make a point to be out there in society doing what you may love, and hopefully meeting people in the process. Exposure and experience.

Thank You. 

And I do think over the past year I’ve become a bit better. I am continuing to be more social and outgoing. Even my coworkers and friends comment that I seem to be happier and giving off better energy. Now my friends have always said I give off good energy(though a bit of an aquired taste), but it’s a bit better now. And in general I feel a lot better about myself. I’m a lot more comfortable with my appearance and personality now then ever before. In general I think I’m a pretty cool person.

I’d like to say thanks to the bore and life itself I’ve improved my perspective on things.

When I say I’m afraid of women I don’t mean literally. I have plenty of female friends and even took one who maybe a friends with benefits on a date like last week. But I’m comfortable with them so it’s whatever. They know me.

It’s when I go out and meet new people that I get I guess nervous.

I go out to bars and dance places and there’s bound to be girls who are interested in me as I’m not ugly and give off positive vibes. But when I notice them or my friends notice them noticing me I just kind of freak and ignore them. Last night a girl basically stared into my soul and smiled and I was just like “have to run back to my bros now”.

I don’t know what it is. I just feel like when it comes to interacting with new people it’s a struggle.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2018, 08:48:35 PM
Quote from: riotous on July 28, 2018, 04:27:12 PM
Rahx, honest question (and I think maybe I've already read you talking about it), but you ever done molly around girls?
I did and Molly was awesome.

The first time I did basically make it with a girl while on it but she was the one iniating it.

The 2nd time I didn’t but it was also because I was really enjoying the music...

And no matter how drunk or under something the nervousness is still there.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 09:27:51 PM
Quote from: riotous on July 28, 2018, 08:57:48 PM
Yeah I thought you'd said that;  for some people an experience on Molly where they are more social than usual can help them open up when sober as well because they gain some confidence in their social skills.

Doesn't work for everyone thoguh.
you'd recommend someone pop molly's that could potentially start stroking some random chic's hair?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 30, 2018, 04:59:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/SfuTALU.jpg)

 :nope  :nope  :nope  :nope

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 30, 2018, 05:01:28 PM
Ooooh, face tattoo. Its the last thing you'll see as she plunges the dull kitchen knife into your ribs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 30, 2018, 05:17:18 PM
For with whatever judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with whatever measure you measure, it will be measured to you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 30, 2018, 05:22:35 PM
tattoo face girl is looking for dick, don't hate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 30, 2018, 05:24:52 PM
With two kids and looking she needs to go on a dick diet and find Jesus

You just know both her kids names are tattooed somewhere on her body. Most likely upper back inside each angel wing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on July 30, 2018, 11:12:30 PM
fuck that's p heavy  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 01, 2018, 07:24:10 AM
Imagine shooting your load on her back and hitting both her kids.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 01, 2018, 08:19:22 AM
Quote from: toku on July 30, 2018, 05:17:18 PM
For with whatever judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with whatever measure you measure, it will be measured to you.

Sure, but I'll receive both the judgement and measure without a self-inflicted societal limiter stamped on my mug.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 01, 2018, 09:28:40 AM
Have you ever made a new friend, and your friend's girlfriend was really hot? And also really cool? Like she's fun but also approachable? Is there a word for this?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 01, 2018, 09:31:20 AM
Well there’s this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 01, 2018, 09:39:06 AM
And if you play your cards right, the guy might be singing a different tune

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkSmLh2Hbi0

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 01, 2018, 10:02:55 AM
Also this

https://youtu.be/E9H933ttaYo

Is a pretty good song.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 01, 2018, 10:08:43 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on August 01, 2018, 09:28:40 AM
Have you ever made a new friend, and your friend's girlfriend was really hot? And also really cool? Like she's fun but also approachable? Is there a word for this?

It's pronounced "bad decision."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 01, 2018, 10:25:45 AM
What?! No...

I don't like her or anything. I'm just saying that she's real cool and funny and whenever i'm not around her my life isn't worth living. But I wouldn't consider going "after" her. That's gross. Don't cheat with your buddy's girl is like one of the few social taboos ever created that I believe in. That shit should be baked into your DNA as far as i'm concerned.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 01, 2018, 10:32:43 AM
You could always murder your friend to get closer to her, then it wouldn't be cheating :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 01, 2018, 10:41:10 AM
My advice, Transhuman: meet more girls outside of your social circle.

I see this way too often where a guy gets smitten by one girl in his small social group and it prevents them from meeting other girls.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 01, 2018, 11:19:57 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 01, 2018, 10:41:10 AM
My advice, Transhuman: meet more girls outside of your social circle.

I see this way too often where a guy gets smitten by one girl in his small social group and it prevents them from meeting other girls.  :doge

Quote from: Atramental on August 01, 2018, 10:41:10 AM
My advice, Transhuman: meet more girls outside of your social circle.

I see this way too often where a guy gets smitten by one girl in his small social group and it prevents them from meeting other girls.  :doge

Quote from: Atramental on August 01, 2018, 10:41:10 AM
I see this way too often where a guy gets smitten

Quote from: Atramental on August 01, 2018, 10:41:10 AM
I see this

Quote from: Atramental on August 01, 2018, 10:41:10 AM
I see this

Is the guy.... you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 01, 2018, 11:23:54 AM
(http://lajkat.se/files/2016/12/umm-no.gif)

I chalk it up to reading way to many relationship related posts on GAF (before I was perma'd) and other message boards.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 01, 2018, 12:18:28 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 01, 2018, 10:46:18 AM
I slept with a good friend's ex;  he had kind of become a shitty friend and dude had actually literally stolen money from me and never paid me back so I kind have had a "Fuck it" attitude about him.  We haven't really spoken since.  My roommate at the time also really wanted to hook up with the chick, so he got all butthurt too which made me want to not be his friend either.

Killed 2 stones with one bird.
A fucked a 'friends' future wife before when they were dating. I didn't really like him though and always found him to be a bit of a douche, but he was part of the circle of friends.

For what it's worth i held off on her advances for a long time. Eventually she got me drunk one night and i said fuck it whatever. She just wanted one last hoorah i guess. She would eventually marry him and have two kids.

I wonder if she still cheats.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 01, 2018, 12:26:29 PM
of course she does.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 01, 2018, 12:32:19 PM
Once a cheater always a cheater.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 01, 2018, 12:50:44 PM
Yeah if she'd fuck Assimilate she must be a real trooper.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2018, 12:55:03 PM
I'd say if someone is still a cheater after 25 or so they will probably always be one.  There's a lot of development and change that happens in late teens and early 20's that I wouldn't necessarily judge someone for the rest of their life based on that behavior.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 01, 2018, 01:22:00 PM
People generally don't change much during their lives. All of us included.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2018, 01:24:20 PM
Your mom has to change her soaking wet panties every time she sees me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 01, 2018, 02:05:14 PM
ppl change so long as the way they see themselves changes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 01, 2018, 02:12:52 PM
Online dating has been... Uneventful.

Started feeling attracted to a friend who settled here and that I haven't seen in years. Not very optimistic about my prospects though, I don't think there's anything there. We'll see.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Urinals on August 01, 2018, 02:45:25 PM
People change, it's just very slow and boring.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 01, 2018, 03:05:57 PM
Frontal lobe damage can be very exciting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 01, 2018, 04:40:18 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on August 01, 2018, 12:50:44 PM
Yeah if she'd fuck Assimilate she must be a real trooper.
If girls fucking you was predicated on how popular you are on TheBore some of you would be absolute rockstar's with the ladies.

Unfortunately, that's not how it works  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 01, 2018, 06:14:16 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 01, 2018, 06:23:39 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 01, 2018, 04:40:18 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on August 01, 2018, 12:50:44 PM
Yeah if she'd fuck Assimilate she must be a real trooper.
If girls fucking you was predicated on how popular you are on TheBore some of you would be absolute rockstar's with the ladies.

Unfortunately, that's not how it works  :trumps

It's also not how apostrophes work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 01, 2018, 07:25:55 PM
Quote from: chronovore on August 01, 2018, 06:23:39 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 01, 2018, 04:40:18 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on August 01, 2018, 12:50:44 PM
Yeah if she'd fuck Assimilate she must be a real trooper.
If girls fucking you was predicated on how popular you are on TheBore some of you would be absolute rockstar's with the ladies.

Unfortunately, that's not how it works  :trumps

It's also not how apostrophes work.
The grammar nazi move lately is getting pretty fucking pathetic. This is what some of you have come down to attacking because you have nothing else. No comebacks, no funny memes anymore. Nothing.

We're getting to a Jordan Peterson level of lame attacks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 02, 2018, 12:19:09 AM
grammar: git gud
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 02, 2018, 12:51:31 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 01, 2018, 07:25:55 PM
Quote from: chronovore on August 01, 2018, 06:23:39 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 01, 2018, 04:40:18 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on August 01, 2018, 12:50:44 PM
Yeah if she'd fuck Assimilate she must be a real trooper.
If girls fucking you was predicated on how popular you are on TheBore some of you would be absolute rockstar's with the ladies.

Unfortunately, that's not how it works  :trumps

It's also not how apostrophes work.
The grammar nazi move lately is getting pretty fucking pathetic. This is what some of you have come down to attacking because you have nothing else. No comebacks, no funny memes anymore. Nothing.

We're getting to a Jordan Peterson level of lame attacks.

You post entirely way too much on the Bore and most likely the internet as a whole each day.  You’re not getting laid, you’re not connecting with anyone, and your life has devolved into starting shit with people on a video game forum.  Who is the pathetic one?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 02, 2018, 01:43:07 AM
I'm mostly just disappointed that this thread that's for encouraging each other and sharing fun stories has had to endure this shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 02, 2018, 03:16:17 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 02, 2018, 12:51:31 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 01, 2018, 07:25:55 PM
Quote from: chronovore on August 01, 2018, 06:23:39 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 01, 2018, 04:40:18 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on August 01, 2018, 12:50:44 PM
Yeah if she'd fuck Assimilate she must be a real trooper.
If girls fucking you was predicated on how popular you are on TheBore some of you would be absolute rockstar's with the ladies.

Unfortunately, that's not how it works  :trumps

It's also not how apostrophes work.
The grammar nazi move lately is getting pretty fucking pathetic. This is what some of you have come down to attacking because you have nothing else. No comebacks, no funny memes anymore. Nothing.

We're getting to a Jordan Peterson level of lame attacks.

You post entirely way too much on the Bore and most likely the internet as a whole each day.  You’re not getting laid, you’re not connecting with anyone, and your life has devolved into starting shit with people on a video game forum.  Who is the pathetic one?

 Lol why you guys defending me? I am pathetic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 02, 2018, 04:30:46 AM
It's just a side effect.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 02, 2018, 06:36:09 AM
You know what’s great about being divorced?

Finally time to have fun with my gay side.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 02, 2018, 07:02:09 AM
What about getting in touch with your asexual side?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 02, 2018, 07:42:41 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 02, 2018, 06:36:09 AM
You know what’s great about being divorced?

Finally time to have fun with my gay side.

Aren't we all jolly ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 02, 2018, 07:46:27 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 02, 2018, 06:36:09 AM
You know what’s great about being divorced?

Finally time to have fun with my gay side.
Was this something you weren't able to do as a married woman?  I don't know any men who wouldn't encourage their wife to explore that. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 02, 2018, 07:50:53 AM
Whenever I'm dating a bi girl I always tell them that I'm cool with them getting with other women. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 02, 2018, 12:01:29 PM
The expert has spoken :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 02, 2018, 12:35:51 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 02, 2018, 12:51:31 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 01, 2018, 07:25:55 PM
Quote from: chronovore on August 01, 2018, 06:23:39 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 01, 2018, 04:40:18 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on August 01, 2018, 12:50:44 PM
Yeah if she'd fuck Assimilate she must be a real trooper.
If girls fucking you was predicated on how popular you are on TheBore some of you would be absolute rockstar's with the ladies.

Unfortunately, that's not how it works  :trumps

It's also not how apostrophes work.
The grammar nazi move lately is getting pretty fucking pathetic. This is what some of you have come down to attacking because you have nothing else. No comebacks, no funny memes anymore. Nothing.

We're getting to a Jordan Peterson level of lame attacks.

You post entirely way too much on the Bore and most likely the internet as a whole each day.  You’re not getting laid, you’re not connecting with anyone, and your life has devolved into starting shit with people on a video game forum.  Who is the pathetic one?
First, why are you following you fucking giant dad. Your girl is probably getting nailed by the bro you don't like her talking to. Second, i don't post nearly as much as most people here, and when i do it is in erratic bouts about some given topic (like the world cup)

Third, again, stop stalking me. I only have one true admirer and that's stalker Beaks.  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 02, 2018, 02:47:46 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 02, 2018, 07:50:53 AM
Whenever I'm dating a bi girl I always tell them that I'm cool with them getting with other women. :trumps
:hhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 02, 2018, 03:28:27 PM
I guess I'm a cück, huh?  :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 02, 2018, 04:01:22 PM
No I just didn’t know you had more then one girlfriend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 02, 2018, 04:27:23 PM
He hasn't.  :teehee
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 02, 2018, 04:29:09 PM
I did say “dating” and not “in a relationship” btw.

Like roughly 50% of women I’ve dated have told me they’re bi.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 03, 2018, 06:56:08 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 02, 2018, 07:46:27 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 02, 2018, 06:36:09 AM
You know what’s great about being divorced?

Finally time to have fun with my gay side.
Was this something you weren't able to do as a married woman?  I don't know any men who wouldn't encourage their wife to explore that.
Definitely not. I didn't bring it up, for several reasons. Besides, the dude admitted he likes futanari, and I wasn't keen on sucking dick that had been balls deep into someone's asshole.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on August 03, 2018, 07:35:06 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 03, 2018, 06:56:08 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 02, 2018, 07:46:27 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 02, 2018, 06:36:09 AM
You know what’s great about being divorced?

Finally time to have fun with my gay side.
Was this something you weren't able to do as a married woman?  I don't know any men who wouldn't encourage their wife to explore that.
Definitely not. I didn't bring it up, for several reasons. Besides, the dude admitted he likes futanari, and I wasn't keen on sucking dick that had been balls deep into someone's asshole.
Was that after or before your marriage.

"Oh yeah bae I admit I'm into pretty weird stuff but that's ok now that we're together forever right?  :-*"

 :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 03, 2018, 08:23:51 AM
 :holeup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 03, 2018, 10:19:29 AM
So I did a quick google on my phone and without clicking on links, is that basically manga trans fetish stuff?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 03, 2018, 10:28:02 AM
Pretty much.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on August 03, 2018, 10:30:05 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 03, 2018, 10:19:29 AM
So I did a quick google on my phone and without clicking on links, is that basically manga trans fetish stuff?
I always browse TheBore incognito because I'm banned from REE and actioned members can't logout. But it comes in handy some other times as well.

 :snob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 03, 2018, 10:32:18 AM
welp.  I guess I know what direction my porn drift is going in tonight  :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 03, 2018, 10:47:46 AM
It’s 2018

#asseastingseason
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 03, 2018, 11:14:49 AM
ass easting?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 03, 2018, 11:29:10 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 03, 2018, 10:19:29 AM
So I did a quick google on my phone and without clicking on links, is that basically manga trans fetish stuff?
It's not restricted to hentai, it's also used as a real life fetish, basically "chicks with dicks".

I'm not kinkshaming him, btw, but I assumed if I got to have fun he'd want it too, and like.. I dunno, man. There are other things I'd let him do first. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 03, 2018, 11:48:44 AM
Ass 2 Mouf is ones kink endgame. Thats how you get invited to the scat orgies.

And mistakenly watching futa porn is like eating McD's vanilla sundae only to find a pocket of delicious caramel sauce at the bottom you didnt order
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 03, 2018, 12:17:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMXa0U4WZyU
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2018, 01:37:10 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 01, 2018, 12:18:28 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 01, 2018, 10:46:18 AM
I slept with a good friend's ex;  he had kind of become a shitty friend and dude had actually literally stolen money from me and never paid me back so I kind have had a "Fuck it" attitude about him.  We haven't really spoken since.  My roommate at the time also really wanted to hook up with the chick, so he got all butthurt too which made me want to not be his friend either.

Killed 2 stones with one bird.
A fucked a 'friends' future wife before when they were dating. I didn't really like him though and always found him to be a bit of a douche, but he was part of the circle of friends.

For what it's worth i held off on her advances for a long time. Eventually she got me drunk one night and i said fuck it whatever. She just wanted one last hoorah i guess. She would eventually marry him and have two kids.

I wonder if she still cheats.

So you were raped by a woman, and now you hate all women. I'm sorry to hear that.
 :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 03, 2018, 01:41:35 PM
https://youtu.be/huzlGMF8BVQ

It makes too much sense
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 03, 2018, 03:45:58 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 03, 2018, 11:14:49 AM
ass easting?

Hash tags are hard

Also drunk in Vegas bout to eat some ass :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 03, 2018, 09:12:44 PM
mmmmyeah... I’m probably going to break it off with the girl I’m dating soon.  :doge

I thought I felt a spark after the 3rd date but... it’s basically nonexistent now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 04, 2018, 12:53:18 AM
Self sabotage?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 04, 2018, 02:09:26 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 04, 2018, 12:53:18 AM
Self sabotage?

If it's not there, it's not there, you know ? No reason to force it, unless you're thirsty for a fuck.
Atra's love life is certainly more active than mine at the moment, I'm not too worried for him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 04, 2018, 02:48:11 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 03, 2018, 06:56:08 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 02, 2018, 07:46:27 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 02, 2018, 06:36:09 AM
You know what’s great about being divorced?

Finally time to have fun with my gay side.
Was this something you weren't able to do as a married woman?  I don't know any men who wouldn't encourage their wife to explore that.
Definitely not. I didn't bring it up, for several reasons. Besides, the dude admitted he likes futanari, and I wasn't keen on sucking dick that had been balls deep into someone's asshole.
Prude ass biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 04, 2018, 05:16:30 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/GOmt0GX.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 05, 2018, 01:36:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 03, 2018, 09:12:44 PM
mmmmyeah... I’m probably going to break it off with the girl I’m dating soon.  :doge

I thought I felt a spark after the 3rd date but... it’s basically nonexistent now.
(https://i.imgur.com/e6tyCfy.jpg)

I'm free. :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 05, 2018, 01:42:34 PM
Lol pwned
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 05, 2018, 02:00:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 05, 2018, 01:36:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 03, 2018, 09:12:44 PM
mmmmyeah... I’m probably going to break it off with the girl I’m dating soon.  :doge

I thought I felt a spark after the 3rd date but... it’s basically nonexistent now.
(https://i.imgur.com/e6tyCfy.jpg)

I'm free. :rejoice

Life finds a way :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 05, 2018, 03:03:47 PM
Quote from: Dufus on August 05, 2018, 01:44:01 PM
I feel bad for girls who go on dates and things don't work out. Worrying constantly about not offending the son of a bitch. It's not you, it's me! I'm sorry! You're really nice! We can be friends!


men :pacspit
Rejection is always tough to deal with, from both sides. I feel there isn't much else she could've said given they don't know each other that well, although there was no need to add the "as friends" shit in there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 05, 2018, 05:05:52 PM
So, I'm probably gonna take a long ass break from dating (now that I've gotten it out of my system) and just focus on myself and my personal projects.

Probably once late autumn rolls around I'll get back on the dating horse again.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 05, 2018, 05:13:53 PM
Cuffing season is hunting season :PP

If the choice is between me and winter loneliness, she'll have to think twice... and then answer my DMs :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 05, 2018, 05:21:16 PM
with the right attitude every season is cuffing season bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 05, 2018, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 05, 2018, 05:05:52 PM
So, I'm probably gonna take a long ass break from dating (now that I've gotten it out of my system) and just focus on myself and my personal projects.

Probably once late autumn rolls around I'll get back on the dating horse again.  :doge
I swear to god this is a copy and paste post.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 05, 2018, 05:45:32 PM
(https://abload.de/img/1_simvjj5s-_zunqk9tmowad56.png) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=1_simvjj5s-_zunqk9tmowad56.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 05, 2018, 05:46:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 05, 2018, 01:36:55 PM

I'm free. :rejoice
Free? She annihilated you breh.

Girl probably wanted to smoke some bud and get a dick in her ass and you're talking nice guy talk.

 :neogaf
" didn't feel any sparks"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 05:51:18 PM
Atra it's time to admit to yourself that you don't want a girlfriend, you want a FWB who you can see every now and then, fuck, maybe go out with every now and then...and not really think about most of the time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 05, 2018, 05:51:24 PM
You're just projecting Assy, Atra was pretty honest about  not feeling her pages back. Not every pussy is a conquest and a man can be discerning.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 05, 2018, 05:51:58 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 05:51:18 PM
Atra it's time to admit to yourself that you don't want a girlfriend, you want a FWB who you can see every now and then, fuck, maybe go out with every now and then...and not really think about most of the time.

sure thats not what you want?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 05:56:20 PM
Quote from: toku on August 05, 2018, 05:51:58 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 05:51:18 PM
Atra it's time to admit to yourself that you don't want a girlfriend, you want a FWB who you can see every now and then, fuck, maybe go out with every now and then...and not really think about most of the time.

sure thats not what you want?

I'm sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 05, 2018, 05:57:47 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 05, 2018, 05:51:24 PM
You're just projecting Assy, Atra was pretty honest about  not feeling her pages back. Not every pussy is a conquest and a man can be discerning.


I've done the nice guy thing before (not at his age though, god no). I'm a realist. I'll admit there were times i was playing nice guy when i should have been a dirty fucking pig. It's about getting your mind right, putting things in proper perspective.

There's no such thing as 'not feeilng her' when you're attempting to go out on a date 3 times. Detach from your desire for butterflies and set a course to pound ass. When the 'sparks' happen with some broad they will happen if you are looking or not.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 05, 2018, 05:58:23 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 05:56:20 PM
Quote from: toku on August 05, 2018, 05:51:58 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 05:51:18 PM
Atra it's time to admit to yourself that you don't want a girlfriend, you want a FWB who you can see every now and then, fuck, maybe go out with every now and then...and not really think about most of the time.

sure thats not what you want?

I'm sure.

What better time than now?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 05, 2018, 06:08:01 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 05:51:18 PM
Atra it's time to admit to yourself that you don't want a girlfriend, you want a FWB who you can see every now and then, fuck, maybe go out with every now and then...and not really think about most of the time.
I suppose. But I'm terrible at sussing those kind of girls out.

And the girls who flat out say they want a FWB situation are either too out of my league or fugly.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 06:12:54 PM
Quote from: toku on August 05, 2018, 05:58:23 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 05:56:20 PM
Quote from: toku on August 05, 2018, 05:51:58 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 05:51:18 PM
Atra it's time to admit to yourself that you don't want a girlfriend, you want a FWB who you can see every now and then, fuck, maybe go out with every now and then...and not really think about most of the time.

sure thats not what you want?

I'm sure.

What better time than now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCfkqQ5O9mc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 05, 2018, 06:33:53 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 06:12:54 PM
Quote from: toku on August 05, 2018, 05:58:23 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 05:56:20 PM
Quote from: toku on August 05, 2018, 05:51:58 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2018, 05:51:18 PM
Atra it's time to admit to yourself that you don't want a girlfriend, you want a FWB who you can see every now and then, fuck, maybe go out with every now and then...and not really think about most of the time.

sure thats not what you want?

I'm sure.

What better time than now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCfkqQ5O9mc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzQvGz6_fvA
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on August 06, 2018, 09:33:36 AM
Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
:jared
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 06, 2018, 09:54:05 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 05, 2018, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 05, 2018, 05:05:52 PM
So, I'm probably gonna take a long ass break from dating (now that I've gotten it out of my system) and just focus on myself and my personal projects.

Probably once late autumn rolls around I'll get back on the dating horse again.  :doge
I swear to god this is a copy and paste post.
time is a flat circle  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 06, 2018, 10:44:53 AM
Quote from: Dufus on August 05, 2018, 01:44:01 PM
I feel bad for girls who go on dates and things don't work out. Worrying constantly about not offending the son of a bitch. It's not you, it's me! I'm sorry! You're really nice! We can be friends!


men :pacspit

One of the most insightful things you've posted here. :heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 06, 2018, 04:09:59 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 05, 2018, 01:36:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 03, 2018, 09:12:44 PM
mmmmyeah... I’m probably going to break it off with the girl I’m dating soon.  :doge

I thought I felt a spark after the 3rd date but... it’s basically nonexistent now.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/e6tyCfy.jpg[mg]

I'm free. :rejoice

https://youtu.be/PQP9QjNjeR4
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 06, 2018, 05:25:02 PM
Holy shit, what a rollercoaster for you, especially with all the other stuff that's been going on with you lately. I'm glad it's over and you can go back to living freely :rejoice

But wrap it up from now on  :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 06, 2018, 05:28:14 PM
I love you, Jack, I’m sorry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 06, 2018, 05:29:58 PM
this is true bad vibes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 06, 2018, 05:33:55 PM
this is true gay af vibes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 06, 2018, 06:15:57 PM
Quote from: filler on August 06, 2018, 05:33:55 PM
this is true gay af vibes

 :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 06, 2018, 06:36:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 06, 2018, 06:24:21 PM
Little hands to steal from your pockets whenever you aren't looking or hell, even when you are; little feet to stomp out your dreams. 


Yea, children are trash.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 06, 2018, 07:09:48 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 06, 2018, 06:24:21 PM
Little hands to steal from your pockets whenever you aren't looking or hell, even when you are; little feet to stomp out your dreams. 

Don't let your innate drive to be a parent distract you from the joyous outcome.

Dreams of what exactly? Posting on the Bore late at night drunk in your underwear?

For most people children is the highlight of their lives.

Trust in Daddy P  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 06, 2018, 07:13:05 PM
nudemac annihilated
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 06, 2018, 08:33:04 PM
My ex's son totally ruined Tales of Vesperia for me. I had to give him a dummy controller so he could think he was playing. Kept yelling TREASUREEEeee everytime I came up to a treasure chest. Can't a nicca explore some animu without a backseat driver. God... but now I can't get through a Tales game without crying I'm so lonely.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 06, 2018, 11:17:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 06, 2018, 09:54:05 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 05, 2018, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 05, 2018, 05:05:52 PM
So, I'm probably gonna take a long ass break from dating (now that I've gotten it out of my system) and just focus on myself and my personal projects.

Probably once late autumn rolls around I'll get back on the dating horse again.  :doge
I swear to god this is a copy and paste post.
time is a flat circle  :doge
Nah, I just think you need to stop with this crap. I feel like your like me somewhat Atra and want things to happen now and when they don't you just throw your hands up and say whatever. And I think we both should just look at "dating" as some natural process thing. If it happens, it happens. If it dosent, well maybe it will eventually. Not this kind of "phase" approach.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 06, 2018, 11:22:14 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on August 06, 2018, 05:32:31 PM
I’ll be fine, just gotta go to jiu-jitsu tonight and roll around on the floor with large sweaty dudes.

:phil

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Hang in there, breh.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 07, 2018, 03:25:32 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 06, 2018, 11:17:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 06, 2018, 09:54:05 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 05, 2018, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 05, 2018, 05:05:52 PM
So, I'm probably gonna take a long ass break from dating (now that I've gotten it out of my system) and just focus on myself and my personal projects.

Probably once late autumn rolls around I'll get back on the dating horse again.  :doge
I swear to god this is a copy and paste post.
time is a flat circle  :doge
Nah, I just think you need to stop with this crap. I feel like your like me somewhat Atra and want things to happen now and when they don't you just throw your hands up and say whatever. And I think we both should just look at "dating" as some natural process thing. If it happens, it happens. If it dosent, well maybe it will eventually. Not this kind of "phase" approach.
It’s not so much giving up as it is taking breaks to recharge my “social” batteries.

Other areas of my life begin to suffer (sleep, work, diet, health, finances, etc.) if I begin to go outside my social comfort zone for too long. If I just kept on dating right now my mood would sour fast and I would become a bitter asshole.

Also, unfortunately, my job still dominates most of my waking hours and I need to be super protective of my time and energy so I’m staying ahead of the curve since graphic design is so competitive now-a-days.

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And there's a real possibility I owe the IRS 10 grand or more in taxes in 2019 for crypto profits I no longer have. So I really should be pinching pennies whenever and wherever I can...
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2018, 05:58:51 PM
Speaking in the hypothetical, what do you mean by "no longer have"?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 07, 2018, 06:03:37 PM
I had $50K+ in crypto profits at the beginning of 2018 from day trading.

And now.... I have $4,800 of those profits left thanks to the “just hold” meme and I want to eat a bullet.   :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2018, 06:28:10 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 07, 2018, 06:03:37 PM
I had $50K+ in crypto profits at the beginning of 2018 from day trading.

And now.... I have $4,800 of those profits left thanks to the “just hold” meme and I want to eat a bullet.   :stahp

When you say profits you mean net of proceeds and cost, correct?

Have you realized the losses or are they paper losses at this point?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 07, 2018, 06:49:02 PM
I think he paid taxes on the gains but not yet on the losses.

Kara, check PM.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 07, 2018, 06:55:44 PM
Quote from: Kara on August 07, 2018, 06:28:10 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 07, 2018, 06:03:37 PM
I had $50K+ in crypto profits at the beginning of 2018 from day trading.

And now.... I have $4,800 of those profits left thanks to the “just hold” meme and I want to eat a bullet.   :stahp

When you say profits you mean net of proceeds and cost, correct?

Have you realized the losses or are they paper losses at this point?
Yes. And I realized some but not all.

I flat out stopped trading early February and just held.

edit: Actually. I might not be that screwed. I just checked my cointracker.io account and according to it I only need to pay taxes on this amount (so far):
(https://i.imgur.com/Njge3WL.png)

:thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2018, 07:01:04 PM
Generally speaking virtual currency would be taxed as a capital asset, so the net of total gains and total losses realized (i.e. the result of a sale).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 07, 2018, 07:20:06 PM
Wow this season features realistic dialogue about my profession. You rarely see this in film or television.  :wow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 08, 2018, 12:45:09 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 07, 2018, 06:03:37 PM
I had $50K+ in crypto profits at the beginning of 2018 from day trading.

And now.... I have $4,800 of those profits left thanks to the “just hold” meme and I want to eat a bullet.   :stahp

 :snoop

and i listened to you on iexec.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 08, 2018, 06:15:46 AM
I told you about it before it pumped, you bought in, it pumped, and you didn’t sell. That’s on you. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 09, 2018, 01:39:19 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 08, 2018, 06:15:46 AM
I told you about it before it pumped, you bought in, it pumped, and you didn’t sell. That’s on you. :ufup


 :stahp
i was greedy. i wanted more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 14, 2018, 01:58:24 AM
Sup!

Not really sure what I'm doing. Feels like a lot of gears churning, dates happening, sex happening, but nothing's going anywhere.
It'd be cool to be in a relationship again, but all the people I match with on dating stuff and go on dates with never do it for me.

I think I can't get into a relationship with anyone before I've known them for a while as friends and gotten to like them beyond just "hey, you're attractive, let's fuck", because otherwise I just feel empty after that. But then once I'm friends with someone a while it gets awkward to have feelings so I try to avoid that to not make it weird unless they bring it up first.

I know what I want, it's just that person is not in my life, either as friends or someone I've seen on the street or on a dating site currently. One day I'll meet her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 11:03:07 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1tfiuCb.png)

 This guy fucks. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 14, 2018, 11:06:33 AM
ah perfect atra back in his manic phase of bipolarness

bring on the fun
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 11:14:55 AM
Might as well steal what works from these guys and put it to use in my own arsenal of conversation starters during autumn and winter. :trumps

Quote from: Huff on August 14, 2018, 11:06:33 AM
ah perfect atra back in his manic phase of bipolarness

bring on the fun
I wish I could feel like this all the time.  :woody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 11:19:43 AM
We shall see soon enough.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on August 14, 2018, 11:28:59 AM
*renews subscription*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 14, 2018, 11:29:38 AM
Been taking a break with dating and texting ladies. It feels pretty good being alone and not stressing out about someone else's shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on August 14, 2018, 11:34:51 AM
You can hang out with me instead, I'm a better partner
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 11:41:25 AM
I think it has more to do with us being introverts with very weak emotional batteries, yah silly Chad.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 14, 2018, 11:43:39 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 11:03:07 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1tfiuCb.png)

 This guy fucks. :doge

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on August 14, 2018, 11:48:21 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 11:37:56 AM
That's the second guy "taking a break from dating" here;  is there something in the air?

I never looked at dating / girls that way so it's kind of bfaffling to me.  It seems like you guys over think things or something.  But maybe this is a symptom of the "dating app age"?   It's turned courtship into a game of swiping and attempts at witty banter, and seems like it is stressing some of you out lol.
It probably doesn't help that half of the girls are actually guys posing as girls to figure out the magic formula.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 14, 2018, 11:49:30 AM
God, I love crazy women
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 11:52:39 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 11:37:56 AM
  It's turned courtship into a game of swiping and attempts at witty banter, and seems like it is stressing some of you out lol.

have you seen some of the responses Atra throws out? The guy is so forced in his chatter, he's tries to be super super fucking nice like a girl won't sense a desperate incel immediately. Not to mention his pics are probably him frowning or looking like he's going to murder a bitch.

He refuses actual good advice and keeps going on the support of the least knowledgeable boremembers
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 14, 2018, 12:20:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 11:41:25 AM
I think it has more to do with us being introverts with very weak emotional batteries, yah silly Chad.  :doge

You're using that as a crutch instead of working on yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 14, 2018, 12:24:18 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 11:37:56 AM
That's the second guy "taking a break from dating" here;  is there something in the air?

I never looked at dating / girls that way so it's kind of bfaffling to me.  It seems like you guys over think things or something.  But maybe this is a symptom of the "dating app age"?   It's turned courtship into a game of swiping and attempts at witty banter, and seems like it is stressing some of you out lol.

Eh, its more like the women I meet up with online either put me in a really bad emotional spot, or they're in a really bad place themselves. A recent relationship/friendship ended on an incredibly sour note.

I take responsibility for my actions and choices. Bad romantic relationships can't be placed on one person solely.....usually.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 12:29:25 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 11:52:39 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 11:37:56 AM
  It's turned courtship into a game of swiping and attempts at witty banter, and seems like it is stressing some of you out lol.

have you seen some of the responses Atra throws out? The guy is so forced in his chatter, he's tries to be super super fucking nice like a girl won't sense a desperate incel immediately. Not to mention his pics are probably him frowning or looking like he's going to murder a bitch.

He refuses actual good advice and keeps going on the support of the least knowledgeable boremembers
Didn't you make the incel thread with the incel posts?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 12:35:58 PM
Quote from: Kara on August 14, 2018, 12:20:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 11:41:25 AM
I think it has more to do with us being introverts with very weak emotional batteries, yah silly Chad.  :doge

You're using that as a crutch instead of working on yourself.
Crutch or not, I really don't like spending my free time persuading women into liking me on an app that's not really designed to match people up with their ideal partners.
It's designed to make a fuckload of money off of lonely people: https://moneyish.com/ish/tinder-is-currently-making-more-money-than-any-other-app-in-the-app-store/

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God, I wish prostitution was legal where I lived.  :doge
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Quote from: mormapope on August 14, 2018, 12:24:18 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 11:37:56 AM
That's the second guy "taking a break from dating" here;  is there something in the air?

I never looked at dating / girls that way so it's kind of bfaffling to me.  It seems like you guys over think things or something.  But maybe this is a symptom of the "dating app age"?   It's turned courtship into a game of swiping and attempts at witty banter, and seems like it is stressing some of you out lol.

Eh, its more like the women I meet up with online either put me in a really bad emotional spot, or they're in a really bad place themselves. A recent relationship/friendship ended on an incredibly sour note.

I take responsibility for my actions and choices. Bad romantic relationships can't be placed on one person solely.....usually.
This too.

Most women who do end up being interested in me have their own assortment of issues/problems and I'm not really a nurturing/caring individual.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 12:41:59 PM
Well then don't use Tinder. Go out and be social. Far be it for me to give any advice here, but I do think you take Tinder a bit too seriously. I also dislike Tinder and realized it's not really helping me, so I deleted it. I'm sure people still meet though natural, non-online apps ways
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 14, 2018, 12:44:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 12:35:58 PM
Crutch or not, I really don't like spending my free time persuading women into liking me on an app that's not really designed to match people up with their ideal partners.
This will likely be the case no matter what service you use and there is nothing actually designed to get you to meet up with an ideal partner because any idea you think you have about an ideal partner is likely garbage.  It's all just experience.  In real life, on tinder, on POF, wherever.  Stop looking at it like a stress test, man.  Try to have some fun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 12:49:06 PM

Quote
Most women who do end up being interested in me have their own assortment of issues/problems and I'm not really a nurturing/caring individual.  :doge
Yeah and on Tinder I only matched with women I did'nt find attractive and seemed to be only super nice as a personality trait.

In the real world I at least get looks from women I would find attractive..........

Of course I don't act on anything, but that's because I'm not 100% confident, but I still like my chances outside of tinder and other apps.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 12:50:40 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 12:41:59 PM
Well then don't use Tinder. Go out and be social. Far be it for me to give any advice here, but I do think you take Tinder a bit too seriously. I also dislike Tinder and realized it's not really helping me, so I deleted it. I'm sure people still meet though natural, non-online apps ways
I'm having too much fun being a "casual stoner" at the moment.

And I tried going to bars every other week to be more social but it just ends the same way. Have a couple drinks → talk to a few people → realize they're boring → wish I was home doing something else → and repeat.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 12:54:28 PM
There are other places then bars.

I don't care what people say, I like this guy's videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LplWa-xfQac
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 14, 2018, 12:58:34 PM
"I don't like Tinder so I went to the bar to meet people, the thing Tinder was designed to recreate and monetize." :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 01:06:17 PM
Another problem with myself that I still haven't fixed (and need to): I have really bad approach anxiety when it comes to asking girls out in person.

Like "oh shit nicca what are you doing?!" levels of anxiety where my brain shuts down, I clam up, and I become a sputtering spaz.

That's how Tinder became a crutch for me. With it I can bypass that approach anxiety, go on a first date, and be fine because I know the girl trusts me enough to meet me & has some level of attraction for me already.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 14, 2018, 01:10:49 PM
99% of people have that issue when they first start asking people out.  The only answer is to keep doing it.  It goes away.  Most people just got over it in their teens so that it's only a manageable level of anxiety.  I've given you this advice before but just ask out every interesting woman you meet.  That shit goes away quickly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: studyguy on August 14, 2018, 01:26:23 PM
My girlfriend's sister is marrying this rich dude out in the bay. They've set up an expensive wedding with the help of her fiance's parents. They want us to stay at this cottage in carmel that's like 300 a night for 3 nights.

Fucking nope no thanks.  ::)
Not dropping near a grand on your wedding.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 14, 2018, 01:31:02 PM
It's probably my privileged youth talking, but if you plan your "dream" wedding and stiff family / friends that are virtually family on hospitality you come off as incredibly tacky.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 14, 2018, 01:37:54 PM
I'd totally forgotten that was the other word for Karakand. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: studyguy on August 14, 2018, 01:39:24 PM
Worst part is she keeps asking us if we booked a room already.
Like no, we haven't, we're not going to out there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: studyguy on August 14, 2018, 01:43:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 01:40:38 PM
Quote from: studyguy on August 14, 2018, 01:39:24 PM
Worst part is she keeps asking us if we booked a room already.
Like no, we haven't, we're not going to out there.

Did you RSVP w/ a "no"?  That's kind of the expectation;  you need to let them know you aren't coming.
We RSVP'd without filling out where we're staying since it had a thing for it.
They built a website for the wedding to boot that listed the option.

We're going to go obviously, but I'd rather stay in the next town over since Carmel as a whole is basically a resort city that's massively expensive. My girlfriend's in the wedding so it's not like we can avoid it. I'll spend money to go out there, but you ain't pulling a grand out of my ass anytime this life or the next.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on August 14, 2018, 03:42:01 PM
They're probably on the hook for a certain number of rooms and are trying their hardest to get people to pay for them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on August 14, 2018, 04:33:15 PM
Just do a gofundme  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 05:16:21 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 12:29:25 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 11:52:39 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 11:37:56 AM
  It's turned courtship into a game of swiping and attempts at witty banter, and seems like it is stressing some of you out lol.

have you seen some of the responses Atra throws out? The guy is so forced in his chatter, he's tries to be super super fucking nice like a girl won't sense a desperate incel immediately. Not to mention his pics are probably him frowning or looking like he's going to murder a bitch.

He refuses actual good advice and keeps going on the support of the least knowledgeable boremembers
Didn't you make the incel thread with the incel posts?
no?

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 12:49:06 PM

Quote
Most women who do end up being interested in me have their own assortment of issues/problems and I'm not really a nurturing/caring individual.  :doge
Yeah and on Tinder I only matched with women I did'nt find attractive and seemed to be only super nice as a personality trait.

In the real world I at least get looks from women I would find attractive..........

Of course I don't act on anything, but that's because I'm not 100% confident, but I still like my chances outside of tinder and other apps.
you finally said something that makes sense.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 05:36:04 PM
Quote from: Dufus on August 14, 2018, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: studyguy on August 14, 2018, 01:26:23 PM
My girlfriend's sister is marrying this rich dude out in the bay. They've set up an expensive wedding with the help of her fiance's parents. They want us to stay at this cottage in carmel that's like 300 a night for 3 nights.

Fucking nope no thanks.  ::)
Not dropping near a grand on your wedding.

lol wtf :rofl

why do people organize fucking expensive ass weddings

they'll probably be divorced within a decade anyway
Decade? i've been to a wedding where the couple was divorced in 6 months... two actually.

I demanded my present back. Isn't there a 1 year rule for that shit? Saw it on Seinfeld once.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 14, 2018, 05:43:25 PM
Studguy, get back at her by having an after after party at the out of town Holiday Inn you'll be staying at
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 14, 2018, 05:55:22 PM
Quote from: studyguy on August 14, 2018, 01:26:23 PM
My girlfriend's sister is marrying this rich dude out in the bay. They've set up an expensive wedding with the help of her fiance's parents. They want us to stay at this cottage in carmel that's like 300 a night for 3 nights.

Fucking nope no thanks.  ::)
Not dropping near a grand on your wedding.
Then why not book a motel in Salinas
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 05:16:21 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 12:29:25 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 11:52:39 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 11:37:56 AM
  It's turned courtship into a game of swiping and attempts at witty banter, and seems like it is stressing some of you out lol.

have you seen some of the responses Atra throws out? The guy is so forced in his chatter, he's tries to be super super fucking nice like a girl won't sense a desperate incel immediately. Not to mention his pics are probably him frowning or looking like he's going to murder a bitch.

He refuses actual good advice and keeps going on the support of the least knowledgeable boremembers
Didn't you make the incel thread with the incel posts?
no?


http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45715.240

This is a thread full of incel posts.

Made by you.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 14, 2018, 08:28:23 PM
Quote from: Kara on August 14, 2018, 12:58:34 PM
"I don't like Tinder so I went to the bar to meet people, the thing Tinder was designed to recreate and monetize." :doge
if tinder was intended to recreate a bar it's done an absolutely terrible job
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 14, 2018, 08:30:31 PM
Yeah, at bars it's much easier to force people to talk to you even when they don't want to
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 14, 2018, 08:30:56 PM
Wait, did I just hit "post"?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 14, 2018, 08:59:14 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on August 14, 2018, 08:30:31 PM
Yeah, at bars it's much easier to force people to talk to you even when they don't want to

https://youtu.be/-yUafzOXHPE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 09:00:02 PM
https://imgur.com/a/HmoqClj

Oh yeah. This guy. This guy definitely fucks.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:01:30 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 05:16:21 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 12:29:25 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 11:52:39 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 11:37:56 AM
  It's turned courtship into a game of swiping and attempts at witty banter, and seems like it is stressing some of you out lol.

have you seen some of the responses Atra throws out? The guy is so forced in his chatter, he's tries to be super super fucking nice like a girl won't sense a desperate incel immediately. Not to mention his pics are probably him frowning or looking like he's going to murder a bitch.

He refuses actual good advice and keeps going on the support of the least knowledgeable boremembers
Didn't you make the incel thread with the incel posts?
no?


http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45715.240

This is a thread full of incel posts.

Made by you.
shows how little you know.

start dating and actually dealing with females first before passing judgement.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:03:17 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:01:30 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 05:16:21 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 12:29:25 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 11:52:39 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 11:37:56 AM
  It's turned courtship into a game of swiping and attempts at witty banter, and seems like it is stressing some of you out lol.

have you seen some of the responses Atra throws out? The guy is so forced in his chatter, he's tries to be super super fucking nice like a girl won't sense a desperate incel immediately. Not to mention his pics are probably him frowning or looking like he's going to murder a bitch.

He refuses actual good advice and keeps going on the support of the least knowledgeable boremembers
Didn't you make the incel thread with the incel posts?
no?


http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45715.240

This is a thread full of incel posts.

Made by you.
shows how little you know.

start dating and actually dealing with females first before passing judgement.
And become a bitter asshole like you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:06:15 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:03:17 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:01:30 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 05:16:21 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 12:29:25 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 11:52:39 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 11:37:56 AM
  It's turned courtship into a game of swiping and attempts at witty banter, and seems like it is stressing some of you out lol.

have you seen some of the responses Atra throws out? The guy is so forced in his chatter, he's tries to be super super fucking nice like a girl won't sense a desperate incel immediately. Not to mention his pics are probably him frowning or looking like he's going to murder a bitch.

He refuses actual good advice and keeps going on the support of the least knowledgeable boremembers
Didn't you make the incel thread with the incel posts?
no?


http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45715.240

This is a thread full of incel posts.

Made by you.
shows how little you know.

start dating and actually dealing with females first before passing judgement.
And become a bitter asshole like you?
Yes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 09:07:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/PyjwCvu.jpg)

:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:10:53 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:06:15 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:03:17 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:01:30 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 05:16:21 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 12:29:25 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 11:52:39 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 11:37:56 AM
  It's turned courtship into a game of swiping and attempts at witty banter, and seems like it is stressing some of you out lol.

have you seen some of the responses Atra throws out? The guy is so forced in his chatter, he's tries to be super super fucking nice like a girl won't sense a desperate incel immediately. Not to mention his pics are probably him frowning or looking like he's going to murder a bitch.

He refuses actual good advice and keeps going on the support of the least knowledgeable boremembers
Didn't you make the incel thread with the incel posts?
no?


http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45715.240

This is a thread full of incel posts.

Made by you.
shows how little you know.

start dating and actually dealing with females first before passing judgement.
And become a bitter asshole like you?
Yes.
Well we already have enough shit people like you here, so I'm good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 14, 2018, 09:20:05 PM
Quote from: studyguy on August 14, 2018, 01:43:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2018, 01:40:38 PM
Quote from: studyguy on August 14, 2018, 01:39:24 PM
Worst part is she keeps asking us if we booked a room already.
Like no, we haven't, we're not going to out there.

Did you RSVP w/ a "no"?  That's kind of the expectation;  you need to let them know you aren't coming.
We RSVP'd without filling out where we're staying since it had a thing for it.
They built a website for the wedding to boot that listed the option.

We're going to go obviously, but I'd rather stay in the next town over since Carmel as a whole is basically a resort city that's massively expensive. My girlfriend's in the wedding so it's not like we can avoid it. I'll spend money to go out there, but you ain't pulling a grand out of my ass anytime this life or the next.

That's some serious silliness. Who assumes you'd be willing to drop a thousand dollars on their wedding?

Of course, if they're hounding you because you said you'd attend and didn't respond that you've made other lodging arrangements, the communication misstep is on you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:29:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:10:53 PM

Well we already have enough shit people like you here, so I'm good.
Enjoy being single then? i don't know what to tell you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:31:46 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:29:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:10:53 PM

Well we already have enough shit people like you here, so I'm good.
Enjoy being single then? i don't know what to tell you
:confused

I don't think not being single means you have to be be bitter... I mean no one else here agreed with your nonsense.

I also don't know why I'm wasting time on a shit heel like you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:47:37 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:31:46 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:29:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:10:53 PM

Well we already have enough shit people like you here, so I'm good.
Enjoy being single then? i don't know what to tell you
:confused

I don't think not being single means you have to be be bitter... I mean no one else here agreed with your nonsense.

I also don't know why I'm wasting time on a shit heel like you.
Thinking TheBore will give proper guidance on women and dating

 :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:50:12 PM
Seeing as how I use to make shitty and bitter posts like you and don't anymore thanks in part to people's advice here....

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:50:12 PM
Seeing as how I use to make shitty and bitter posts like you and don't anymore thanks in part to people's advice here....

but you're in the same situation only now you're deluded with  false positivity and tons of excuses.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:59:41 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:50:12 PM
Seeing as how I use to make shitty and bitter posts like you and don't anymore thanks in part to people's advice here....

but you're in the same situation only now you're deluded with  false positivity and tons of excuses.
Not really as I don't waste my time in the relationship thread crying about stuff.


And there's nothing false about feeling more positive about yourself.

And I've gone on a few dates over the summer and had an actual social life.

But sure continue telling me about how great it is to be a bitter old guy yelling at people on forums to accept thier bleak outlook on life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:59:41 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 14, 2018, 09:50:12 PM
Seeing as how I use to make shitty and bitter posts like you and don't anymore thanks in part to people's advice here....

but you're in the same situation only now you're deluded with  false positivity and tons of excuses.
Not really as I don't waste my time in the relationship thread crying about stuff.


And there's nothing false about feeling more positive about yourself.

And I've gone on a few dates over the summer and had an actual social life.

But sure continue telling me about how great it is to be a bitter old guy yelling at people on forums to accept thier bleak outlook on life.

woah bro now you've crossed the line. how the fuck am i old? how old are you? i'm probably younger or at the same age as the average boremember.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 14, 2018, 10:22:21 PM
Even you shitting up this thread can't bring down the glorious return of FemAtra :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 14, 2018, 10:24:27 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on August 14, 2018, 10:22:21 PM
Even you shitting up this thread can't bring down the glorious return of FemAtra :rejoice
I agree. My apologies.

FemAtra, continue your exploration.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 14, 2018, 11:15:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoLSzDQQPdE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 14, 2018, 11:41:32 PM
Respect myself too much to watch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 15, 2018, 12:45:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWcvw7-QhR4&t=25s
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 12:54:13 AM
no way that guy has anyone actually pay for that shit. if you check the comments it's clearly bots or paid for promotion people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 15, 2018, 01:01:43 AM
That whole pickup artist thing seems like one of the few remaining cons/hustles that people are dumb enough to support financially.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on August 15, 2018, 01:45:50 AM
Still trying to "get the girl" in current year 2018 lmao
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 15, 2018, 06:29:33 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2018, 09:07:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/PyjwCvu.jpg)

:dead
(https://i.imgur.com/bBrrEN3.png)

:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 07:37:26 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on August 15, 2018, 01:01:43 AM
That whole pickup artist thing seems like one of the few remaining cons/hustles that people are dumb enough to support financially.
Whole concept is creepy, like trying to groom women with nothing but a fake personality. Pick-up artist is probably just a hidden incel label. Bet you they got their own little place to cry and shit on after their “idiot proof” lines won’t work on women. :lol

Dorky and nervous men are a billion times more attractive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 10:47:51 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 07:37:26 AM

Dorky and nervous men are a billion times more attractive.

That's actually not true at all unless they are attractive men that aren't pussies. Women instinctively do not like men that seem weak, even if they're rich successful dorks. If a guy looks like he'd cry if shoved a woman is immediately turned off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 15, 2018, 10:50:33 AM
You know what is really attractive? Hiding your deep seated insecurities behind acting like a tough guy on the internet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 10:51:31 AM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on August 15, 2018, 10:50:33 AM
You know what is really attractive? Hiding your deep seated insecurities behind acting like a tough guy on the internet.
Love that some of you get so triggered.

Who doesn't have insecurities they don't hide?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 15, 2018, 11:26:02 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on August 15, 2018, 01:01:43 AM
That whole pickup artist thing seems like one of the few remaining cons/hustles that people are dumb enough to support financially.

The funny thing is a lot of the pick up artists moved on to being alt right white nationalists.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 15, 2018, 11:35:03 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 10:47:51 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 07:37:26 AM

Dorky and nervous men are a billion times more attractive.

That's actually not true at all unless they are attractive men that aren't pussies. Women instinctively do not like men that seem weak, even if they're rich successful dorks. If a guy looks like he'd cry if shoved a woman is immediately turned off.

https://youtu.be/bq4SGw_L-c4?t=12s
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 11:42:52 AM
I wasn’t speaking for others, the post was posted by me, impying it was my personal opinion. Confidence can get too high, I’m not into cocky men for instance, but lotsa girls love them. Merely just saying I’d prefer this over that. Etc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 15, 2018, 11:58:49 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 07:37:26 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on August 15, 2018, 01:01:43 AM
That whole pickup artist thing seems like one of the few remaining cons/hustles that people are dumb enough to support financially.
Whole concept is creepy, like trying to groom women with nothing but a fake personality. Pick-up artist is probably just a hidden incel label. Bet you they got their own little place to cry and shit on after their “idiot proof” lines won’t work on women. :lol

Dorky and nervous men are a billion times more attractive.

(http://m.memegen.com/tuxzux.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 12:09:15 PM
Amazes me how people can lie to themselves.

"but look man she says she loves nice guys!"

meanwhile, that same dude is friendzoned by the girl while some other fucking cocky asshole is smashing it lol. It never fails, i love it. I fucking love it. Women were built a certain way through evolution. The fact that people think that can all change in 50+ years of the feminist movement is hilarious.

Biology matters you reerees

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 12:10:51 PM
Who hurt you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 12:18:28 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 11:42:52 AM
I wasn’t speaking for others, the post was posted by me, impying it was my personal opinion. Confidence can get too high, I’m not into cocky men for instance, but lotsa girls love them. Merely just saying I’d prefer this over that. Etc
Confidence can get too high? Yeah that's called arrogance and most women outside of teens and early 20s don't like that. Men don't even like being around other men that are arrogant.

You claiming you like shy nervous dorks is bullshit. Maybe define exactly what you like because i doubt you're attracted to guys like that. And if you truly truly do find guys like that attractive then there must be a specific reason for it. Maybe someone hurt you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 15, 2018, 12:19:23 PM
Assimilate: Telling women what they want. Just another service he provides.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 12:20:02 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 15, 2018, 12:19:23 PM
Assimilate: Telling women what they want. Just another service he provides.
It's not me saying that, it's biology.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 15, 2018, 12:20:11 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 07:37:26 AM

Dorky and nervous men are a billion times more attractive.

 :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 15, 2018, 12:44:00 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 23, 2018, 03:05:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM


But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.
I woudlnt' call it success. I might dump this bitch today. The shit she just pulled on me. WOW.

She has family in town and wanted to go to this piece of shit antique/historical site they have every year in this town. Ok, fine, but she knows and has known that i wanted to catch the germany/sweden game. I repeated it to her 5 fucking times but she assured me no no no we'll go for a lil you'll catch the game my friends are at a bar and we will go.

Ok, i trust her. We get there an hour before the game is supposed to start. I'm like "omg it's almost time" she makes me pay for the entrance anyways and we go in. It's completely crap but her aunt/cousin/cousins wife are in there and they're enjoying themselves.... it's kickoff time. She has absolutely no care in the world that i'm missing the game.

She starts to ask me why i am pouting, why i have a stink face on. Like WOW. Finally, i start to lose my fucking patience. She realizes it and says we can get an uber, i tell her don't worry i'll go without you, her cousin overhears and says "no it's ok we can go, it's fine"

I know it's not fine. I know we just got there and spent only an hour after paying a decent price to get in. I'm sure they weren't too pleased but at that point i didn't give a fuck.

So i miss the entire first half on a game i waited all week to see on my fucking beautiful sunny saturday. I'm on fire right now.

The worst part is how she'll try and make me feel guilty about it, like i'm a bad guy for it. Becasue you know, it's a "male" thing and it's just a "game" and i shouldn't get upset.

it's unbelievable.

Reminder that this is the Casanova behind the screen. This guy right here is just slaying pussy.  :D
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 15, 2018, 12:46:32 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 12:20:02 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 15, 2018, 12:19:23 PM
Assimilate: Telling women what they want. Just another service he provides.
It's not me saying that, it's biology.

you're one of those
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 12:48:41 PM
Quote from: mormapope on August 15, 2018, 12:44:00 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 23, 2018, 03:05:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM


But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.
I woudlnt' call it success. I might dump this bitch today. The shit she just pulled on me. WOW.

She has family in town and wanted to go to this piece of shit antique/historical site they have every year in this town. Ok, fine, but she knows and has known that i wanted to catch the germany/sweden game. I repeated it to her 5 fucking times but she assured me no no no we'll go for a lil you'll catch the game my friends are at a bar and we will go.

Ok, i trust her. We get there an hour before the game is supposed to start. I'm like "omg it's almost time" she makes me pay for the entrance anyways and we go in. It's completely crap but her aunt/cousin/cousins wife are in there and they're enjoying themselves.... it's kickoff time. She has absolutely no care in the world that i'm missing the game.

She starts to ask me why i am pouting, why i have a stink face on. Like WOW. Finally, i start to lose my fucking patience. She realizes it and says we can get an uber, i tell her don't worry i'll go without you, her cousin overhears and says "no it's ok we can go, it's fine"

I know it's not fine. I know we just got there and spent only an hour after paying a decent price to get in. I'm sure they weren't too pleased but at that point i didn't give a fuck.

So i miss the entire first half on a game i waited all week to see on my fucking beautiful sunny saturday. I'm on fire right now.

The worst part is how she'll try and make me feel guilty about it, like i'm a bad guy for it. Becasue you know, it's a "male" thing and it's just a "game" and i shouldn't get upset.

it's unbelievable.

Reminder that this is the Casanova behind the screen. This guy right here is just slaying pussy.  :D

What man doesn't lose part of his balls when in a relationship? I think you have me mistaken bud.

I'm a realist.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 15, 2018, 12:49:28 PM
Ahhhh nature vs. nurture
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 12:59:38 PM
Quote from: Dufus on August 15, 2018, 12:50:50 PM
nature vs nurture is for people who still don't understand it's nature and nurture :doge
yeah? exactly. i mean you're just strengthening my point.

what society has ever rewarded shy unconfident individuals??? lol wtf.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 15, 2018, 01:00:21 PM
We're all prisoners to our genes  :rkelly
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 15, 2018, 01:30:32 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 12:48:41 PM
Quote from: mormapope on August 15, 2018, 12:44:00 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 23, 2018, 03:05:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM


But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.
I woudlnt' call it success. I might dump this bitch today. The shit she just pulled on me. WOW.

She has family in town and wanted to go to this piece of shit antique/historical site they have every year in this town. Ok, fine, but she knows and has known that i wanted to catch the germany/sweden game. I repeated it to her 5 fucking times but she assured me no no no we'll go for a lil you'll catch the game my friends are at a bar and we will go.

Ok, i trust her. We get there an hour before the game is supposed to start. I'm like "omg it's almost time" she makes me pay for the entrance anyways and we go in. It's completely crap but her aunt/cousin/cousins wife are in there and they're enjoying themselves.... it's kickoff time. She has absolutely no care in the world that i'm missing the game.

She starts to ask me why i am pouting, why i have a stink face on. Like WOW. Finally, i start to lose my fucking patience. She realizes it and says we can get an uber, i tell her don't worry i'll go without you, her cousin overhears and says "no it's ok we can go, it's fine"

I know it's not fine. I know we just got there and spent only an hour after paying a decent price to get in. I'm sure they weren't too pleased but at that point i didn't give a fuck.

So i miss the entire first half on a game i waited all week to see on my fucking beautiful sunny saturday. I'm on fire right now.

The worst part is how she'll try and make me feel guilty about it, like i'm a bad guy for it. Becasue you know, it's a "male" thing and it's just a "game" and i shouldn't get upset.

it's unbelievable.

Reminder that this is the Casanova behind the screen. This guy right here is just slaying pussy.  :D

What man doesn't lose part of his balls when in a relationship? I think you have me mistaken bud.

I'm a realist.

Part of being man or woman is respecting and loving yourself enough so you can be alone, rather than have a companion that makes you feel worthless or compromised. 

Being a contemptful and wallowing boyfriend is what lil boy bitches do.

:pitbull

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 15, 2018, 01:38:56 PM
Why are we letting him ruin this thread still? Can we just ban him from this thread?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 15, 2018, 01:43:36 PM
Quote from: mormapope on August 15, 2018, 01:30:32 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 12:48:41 PM
Quote from: mormapope on August 15, 2018, 12:44:00 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 23, 2018, 03:05:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 23, 2018, 01:03:16 AM


But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.
I woudlnt' call it success. I might dump this bitch today. The shit she just pulled on me. WOW.

She has family in town and wanted to go to this piece of shit antique/historical site they have every year in this town. Ok, fine, but she knows and has known that i wanted to catch the germany/sweden game. I repeated it to her 5 fucking times but she assured me no no no we'll go for a lil you'll catch the game my friends are at a bar and we will go.

Ok, i trust her. We get there an hour before the game is supposed to start. I'm like "omg it's almost time" she makes me pay for the entrance anyways and we go in. It's completely crap but her aunt/cousin/cousins wife are in there and they're enjoying themselves.... it's kickoff time. She has absolutely no care in the world that i'm missing the game.

She starts to ask me why i am pouting, why i have a stink face on. Like WOW. Finally, i start to lose my fucking patience. She realizes it and says we can get an uber, i tell her don't worry i'll go without you, her cousin overhears and says "no it's ok we can go, it's fine"

I know it's not fine. I know we just got there and spent only an hour after paying a decent price to get in. I'm sure they weren't too pleased but at that point i didn't give a fuck.

So i miss the entire first half on a game i waited all week to see on my fucking beautiful sunny saturday. I'm on fire right now.

The worst part is how she'll try and make me feel guilty about it, like i'm a bad guy for it. Becasue you know, it's a "male" thing and it's just a "game" and i shouldn't get upset.

it's unbelievable.

Reminder that this is the Casanova behind the screen. This guy right here is just slaying pussy.  :D

What man doesn't lose part of his balls when in a relationship? I think you have me mistaken bud.

I'm a realist.

Part of being man or woman is respecting and loving yourself enough so you can be alone, rather than have a companion that makes you feel worthless or compromised. 

Being a contemptful and wallowing boyfriend is what lil boy bitches do.

:pitbull



The greatest love of all :rejoice

I feel the final lesson in getting a handle on dating is exactly that. Simply not finding someone to save you from yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 15, 2018, 02:07:41 PM
Quote from: Dufus on August 15, 2018, 12:50:50 PM
nature vs nurture is for people who still don't understand it's nature and nurture :doge

He busts out culture when talking about how his friends won't let him buy them screen windows and doors so that he won't get eaten alive by mosquitoes when he goes to their house instead of just saying, "Your house is whack, peace."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on August 15, 2018, 02:07:43 PM
It's the same as with lobsters really.

The confident and cocky lobsters get the best females for mating and shut out the loser lobsters.
They have lobster gangbangs with chad lobsters that produce little lobsters that are brought up by the good guy lobsters after the female lobsters are no longer in need.
The female lobster then ban the good guy lobsters from watching claw competitions between chad lobsters because they're afraid they might relapse back to the gangbangs and lose the respect of other female lobsters.
Sometimes the good guy lobsters tell the female lobsters to convince the chad lobsters that all foreign lobsters should be rounded up and killed to protect the bloodline
or that Saddam Hussein has WMD's so they go off to fight and the good guy lobsters can have some time alone with female lobster for a change. 

The loser lobsters die of opioid addictions but if too many lobsters keep living they put something in the water to make them gay.

Like, subscribe ring the bell and don't forget to pre-order my self-help book

Blithe, impenetrable confidence
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 15, 2018, 02:12:51 PM
12 Rules for Life.wmv
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 02:41:33 PM
Quote from: Exodust on August 15, 2018, 01:50:30 PM
Assi screaming biotruths about women and attraction at a woman and what she finds attractive all the while being stuck in a relationship with a woman he hates because he's afraid to be alone :uguu

Hug us, don't reject us
Afraid to be alone? no i don't think so. I do tend to go out more , drink more, and blow more money when i'm single though. Also, i don't hate the girl. I actually love her but there's always things that can piss you off and naturally when i speak about it i exaggerate.

And as far as telling a woman what she finds attractive... yeah women aren't rational bro. They themselves don't know what they like. If you have any experience at all fucking a lot of girls it's easy to notice this.

Most girls that put up the biggest fights, and try to do the whole "i'm a feminist i need no man" bullshit are the ones that will get manipulated the quickest. It's actually ironic that Valkryie talked about someone being 'hurt' considering those are the type of girls that end up very bitter and hate the fact that they got gotten by the very thing they say they don't like. 

The ones that are like "i don't like gym guys' but then they end up dating a guy they met that has a nice personality and has a body it's "omg i love his big shoulders" it's fucking hilarious. When it comes to stuff like this you should never ever take what a female tells you at face value.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 15, 2018, 02:47:23 PM
Quote
yeah women aren't rational bro

Do you fucking read the shit you write sometimes

If this is your fucking thesis statement, you need to surround yourself with better fucking people.  But you won't, because you yourself are scum.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 15, 2018, 02:47:23 PM
Quote
yeah women aren't rational bro

Do you fucking read the shit you write sometimes

If this is your fucking thesis statement, you need to surround yourself with better fucking people.  But you won't, because you yourself are scum.


If your girlfriend hasn't or eventually will cheat on you i'll cut my fucking dick off. You are way too much of a soyboy for any female to respect for too long.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 15, 2018, 02:53:04 PM
I can't believe I now have to do this in this thread but....

FFVI>FFVII>FFIX>FFXV>FFVIII>FFV>FFX>FFIV>>>FFIII>FI>>>>>FFXII>FFXIII>FFII
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: D3RANG3D on August 15, 2018, 02:55:29 PM
 :quark
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 15, 2018, 02:56:47 PM
WOMEN literally only want ONE THING and it's HOT AF 😎
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 15, 2018, 03:52:33 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 15, 2018, 02:47:23 PM
Quote
yeah women aren't rational bro

Do you fucking read the shit you write sometimes

If this is your fucking thesis statement, you need to surround yourself with better fucking people.  But you won't, because you yourself are scum.


If your girlfriend hasn't or eventually will cheat on you i'll cut my fucking dick off. You are way too much of a soyboy for any female to respect for too long.

If this is the best you have, you've failed man.  You can't find anything to really lob at me outside of "uh uh uh uh I hope you someday won't be happy"

I've succeeded in my life with my job, my relationship, and my family.  The fact that this "soy boy" did that must fucking eat you up inside.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 15, 2018, 03:55:52 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 15, 2018, 02:56:47 PM
WOMEN literally only want ONE THING and it's HOT AF 😎
This DUMBASS is DICKING DOWN Hot Women in YOUR AREA.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 04:11:24 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 15, 2018, 03:52:33 PM

I've succeeded in my life with my job, my relationship, and my family.  The fact that this "soy boy" did that must fucking eat you up inside.
Hey man good for you. Don't have to prove me anything.

Quote from: riotous on August 15, 2018, 04:03:24 PM
Women who don't necessarily prioritize looks still find nice bodies attractive?

Holy shit I think Assimilate cracked the code.
But that's not exactly what i said now was it?
Quote from: Exodust on August 15, 2018, 03:15:33 PM

Sooooo a woman remarking on a physical trait she likes about some nice guy she's dating invalidates any woman saying she doesn't like gym guys? :confused
It's the point that women will say one thing and do another. Like when they say they like nice guys but then never date the nice guys that always get friendzoned. That's the point i was making. Understand?

Quote from: Exodust on August 15, 2018, 03:15:33 PM
Valkyrie never pulled the "I'm a feminist I need no man" card. She just described what she finds attractive. If you think feminism makes women pretend to be attracted to anything but bodybuilding beefcakes and it's not just the obvious different women finding different traits attractive, then the issue is your perception. Not some strawman feminism boogieman.

  Ok, i wasn't talking about just Valkyrie. And we aren't talking about women being attracted to anything but "bodybuilding beefcakes" she specifically tried to say she's attracted to shy nerdy guys  and in the context of the conversation that was going on that was an imply of "i don't mind guys that don't have confidence" which is utter fucking bullshit.

Now you guys want to spin and dogpile what i'm saying that's fine be

 :reeeee
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 15, 2018, 04:43:03 PM
Emo music exists. Why the fuck are you arguing that girls are attracted to guys that aren’t in shape gym guys.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 04:47:16 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 15, 2018, 04:40:00 PM
You are just completely missing the point of any woman who might say something like "I don't like gym guys." 

I doubt that's even a common statement, but if anything it would be in reference to the sterotype of a guy who obsesses over his looks/muscles.  A guy can have nice shoulders or be fit and not fit that sterotype. 

You turning that into some bitter red-pill "feeemales aren't honest" is hilarious.
Well, they aren't honest. Again, it was only an example just like when women say "i want a nice guy" It's a bullshit statement in the same way Valks statement was complete bullshit.

The issue lies when men take things women say at face value like dudes did in this very thread a second ago. When a woman says "i just want a nice guy" she usually means she wants the guys she can't get to be nice to her. When a guy she is really attracted to, and normally may assume will not want her is in fact nice to her,  she jumps. But MR B Male will automatically assume "i only need to be nice to her" but that won't work.  You know what i'm getting at.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 15, 2018, 04:43:03 PM
Emo music exists. Why the fuck are you arguing that girls are attracted to guys that aren’t in shape gym guys.
You want to talk about what's on the fringes? I mean, i'm talking in general here. Averages.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 15, 2018, 04:48:25 PM
You can say you're attracted to nice guys/girls but that doesn't necessarily mean everyone makes the cut just because they're "nice". You need to click with the other person, be attracted to them, etc. I generally go for the nice girl, though there were some total sweethearts that I felt had nothing in common with or just didn't vibe with. And there were a few that came across as nice but after they opened up and got comfortable around me had some backasswards views, or deep seated personality issues like neediness, or lacked any sort of drive to better themselves, etc.

I'm awkward and nerdy but I've found enough women who were awkward and nerdy as well, or their personality complimented mine, that it worked out for me. Thinking that everyone wants the same thing and they're lying if they don't is silly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 05:02:26 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 15, 2018, 04:55:36 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 04:47:16 PM
But MR B Male will automatically assume "i only need to be nice to her" but that won't work.  You know what i'm getting at.

lol yeah it's not like your red-pill analysis is super unique or new to anyone;  it's like you are repeating stuff we all made fun of on PUA sites a decade ago.

There are plenty of not-buff normal looking nice guys who attract women;  even attractive ones.  Then there are normal looking not-buff "nice guys" wo don't attract women;  it takes more than being nice to attract women but that doesn't mean all women are dishonest who say they want a nice guy. 

Yes it takes more than being nice;  being physically attractive helps.. so does being funny, witty, interesting... all things that should be patently obvious to anyone, and if seeing "nice guys" who aren't attractive, funny , witty or interesting fail at life makes you bitter about women then I just don't know what to say.
Ok? All of that is obvious. But this started with


Quote from: Dufus on August 15, 2018, 11:23:13 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 10:47:51 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 07:37:26 AM

Dorky and nervous men are a billion times more attractive.

That's actually not true at all [...]

So a woman says what she finds attractive and then you're like well actually that's not true at all.

You really wanna tell other people what they find attractive?


No woman finds dorky nervous men attractive.  So I called bullshit and Dufus decides to go White Knighting it.

From there it was just a steamroll in the typical dogpiling fashion and all points were lost.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 05:07:44 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 15, 2018, 05:06:04 PM
How do you know she's not a dom?

Nervous men might be her kink.
Could be but again a rare outlier. Which is funny since her response to me was "who hurt you" when in fact that question should be  directed at her if she truly does like nervous weak men.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 15, 2018, 06:02:14 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 07:37:26 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on August 15, 2018, 01:01:43 AM
That whole pickup artist thing seems like one of the few remaining cons/hustles that people are dumb enough to support financially.
Whole concept is creepy, like trying to groom women with nothing but a fake personality. Pick-up artist is probably just a hidden incel label. Bet you they got their own little place to cry and shit on after their “idiot proof” lines won’t work on women. :lol

Dorky and nervous men are a billion times more attractive.
::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 06:45:07 PM
I fuck a lot of girls on a daily basis, AmA.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 15, 2018, 06:53:50 PM
Jealous... :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 07:27:39 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 06:45:07 PM
I fuck a lot of girls on a daily basis, AmA.
  :thinking

how you do dat?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 15, 2018, 07:41:37 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 06:45:07 PM
I fuck a lot of girls on a daily basis, AmA.
with or without consent  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 15, 2018, 07:46:25 PM
I didnt know there was an Assimilate biopic...

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 15, 2018, 10:36:43 PM
I don’t know how he manages it but Assimilate is even more insufferable when he tries to roll with the punches
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 15, 2018, 10:39:38 PM
Why is Assimilate still allowed to post in this thread? It makes me yearn for the days when he would just fellate Jordan Peterson elsewhere on the forum.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 15, 2018, 10:41:46 PM
I was hoping to get some advice about non-Assimilate related stuff in this thread, so...

I've been working a lot this past year. Moreso since February with my newest job. Needless to say, it's kept me super busy and pretty much takes away a chunk of my time to socialize. Where do you guys meet women, aside from clubs (fucking hate clubs)?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 10:42:54 PM
You know you guys are right, my mistake.

We should all sit back and take pointers from a trans person on what women find attractive in guys.  :heh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 15, 2018, 10:48:19 PM
let's all take pointers from the guy who's too pussy to dump his curveless golddigger girlfriend instead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 15, 2018, 10:49:59 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 15, 2018, 11:03:29 PM
Filler be like “dance puppets dance”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 11:13:57 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on August 15, 2018, 10:48:19 PM
let's all take pointers from the guy who's too pussy to dump his curveless golddigger girlfriend instead
my gf is beautiful and i love her.

i just like to bitch sometimes  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 15, 2018, 11:16:10 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 07:27:39 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 06:45:07 PM
I fuck a lot of girls on a daily basis, AmA.
  :thinking

how you do dat?

She's making fun of you, not stating a fact per se.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 11:34:27 PM
Quote from: Kara on August 15, 2018, 11:16:10 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 07:27:39 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 06:45:07 PM
I fuck a lot of girls on a daily basis, AmA.
  :thinking

how you do dat?

She's making fun of you, not stating a fact per se.
And i was getting at something else  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 16, 2018, 12:28:06 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on August 15, 2018, 10:48:19 PM
let's all take pointers from the guy who's too pussy to dump his curveless golddigger girlfriend instead
:whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 16, 2018, 12:50:33 AM
y are you the way u r
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 16, 2018, 06:31:18 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 11:34:27 PM
And i was getting at something else  ::)
And faceplanted completely.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 16, 2018, 06:47:50 AM
Switched to Coffee and Bagels. Lots of Asian women.
I really need to go out more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on August 16, 2018, 07:13:27 AM
feemales are trash creatures who only like confident men with goatees and ponytails. i'm talking averages in the biologies.

anyone with different preferences is a liar and probably trans. so a double liar, who hates biologies, thanks a lot burger queen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on August 16, 2018, 07:14:32 AM
feel free to pm me now ladies of the bore :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 16, 2018, 07:36:46 AM
who's the trans woman in this thread giving advice?  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on August 16, 2018, 08:11:14 AM
well, he does think it's a fad...and he has a history of falling into fads and then blaming them for tricking him and ruining society... :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 16, 2018, 11:23:01 AM
i find it hard to believe there's actual biological females at thebore  :trumps


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oh and filler burned me.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on August 16, 2018, 12:30:43 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 16, 2018, 11:23:01 AM
i find it hard to believe there's actual biological females at thebore  :trumps
you really think trans women would post here with me and marrec running around? the cis scum males don't feel safe!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 16, 2018, 12:39:46 PM
Quote from: Exodust on August 16, 2018, 12:19:00 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 16, 2018, 11:23:01 AM
i find it hard to believe there's actual biological females at thebore  :trumps


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oh and filler burned me.
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Honey, you'll pass one of these days. Till then you should stop teasing filler. I know you enjoy his attention, but he shouldn't be the best you can find.
awwn thanks

 :asuka
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 16, 2018, 10:33:38 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 15, 2018, 10:41:46 PM
I was hoping to get some advice about non-Assimilate related stuff in this thread, so...

I've been working a lot this past year. Moreso since February with my newest job. Needless to say, it's kept me super busy and pretty much takes away a chunk of my time to socialize. Where do you guys meet women, aside from clubs (fucking hate clubs)?

Anyone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 16, 2018, 10:36:32 PM
 :no1curr
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 16, 2018, 11:11:00 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 16, 2018, 10:33:38 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 15, 2018, 10:41:46 PM
I was hoping to get some advice about non-Assimilate related stuff in this thread, so...

I've been working a lot this past year. Moreso since February with my newest job. Needless to say, it's kept me super busy and pretty much takes away a chunk of my time to socialize. Where do you guys meet women, aside from clubs (fucking hate clubs)?

Anyone.

Fuck Assy.

Try going to professional meetups, coed sport leagues, trivia nights at bars.  I always was able to grab a number or two at those when I was single.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2018, 11:12:06 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 16, 2018, 11:11:00 PM
Fuck Assy.

:phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 17, 2018, 12:20:22 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 16, 2018, 11:12:06 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 16, 2018, 11:11:00 PM
Fuck Assy.

:phil

 :tauntaun
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 17, 2018, 12:21:46 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 15, 2018, 10:41:46 PM
I was hoping to get some advice about non-Assimilate related stuff in this thread, so...

I've been working a lot this past year. Moreso since February with my newest job. Needless to say, it's kept me super busy and pretty much takes away a chunk of my time to socialize. Where do you guys meet women, aside from clubs (fucking hate clubs)?

Become a hobbyist.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2018, 07:25:42 AM
sports like BJJ or kickboxing usually have a decent male to female ratio.  Dance classes can be a solid place too. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 17, 2018, 08:41:18 AM
Quote from: Kara on August 17, 2018, 12:21:46 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 15, 2018, 10:41:46 PM
I was hoping to get some advice about non-Assimilate related stuff in this thread, so...

I've been working a lot this past year. Moreso since February with my newest job. Needless to say, it's kept me super busy and pretty much takes away a chunk of my time to socialize. Where do you guys meet women, aside from clubs (fucking hate clubs)?

Become a hobbyist.

OK I just registered on Capitol Hill, on behalf of Turks who wants to abduct Gluten (bread is drs bsnss over there ?), what's the next step ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 17, 2018, 10:38:28 AM
Cooking classes? Cons? Low key pubs? Music festivals?

Though truthfully, I was never the kind to ask someone out that I met in public, I've met all my girlfriends via online or through mutual friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 17, 2018, 12:20:33 PM
As a hobby take up photography. Lots of introverted cuties taking pictures of dead animals as a representation of our mortality out there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 17, 2018, 12:23:03 PM
Biiiiiiig thumbs up for dance classes.  Great way to meet ladies.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 18, 2018, 02:20:56 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 15, 2018, 06:45:07 PM
I fuck a lot of girls on a daily basis, AmA.

Can I join?  :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 18, 2018, 04:24:28 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 15, 2018, 10:41:46 PM
I was hoping to get some advice about non-Assimilate related stuff in this thread, so...

I've been working a lot this past year. Moreso since February with my newest job. Needless to say, it's kept me super busy and pretty much takes away a chunk of my time to socialize. Where do you guys meet women, aside from clubs (fucking hate clubs)?
you could always acquire a sugar baby  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 18, 2018, 04:33:17 PM
Guys get too hung up on 'getting friend zoned'. Or they view making friends with women a waste of their time. But those women you make friends with will hook you up with friends and coworkers if they think you are cool.

Probably 1/3 of my relationships happened through female friends that hooked me up with people they knew.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 05:11:49 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 18, 2018, 04:33:17 PM
Guys get too hung up on 'getting friend zoned'. Or they view making friends with women a waste of their time. But those women you make friends with will hook you up with friends and coworkers if they think you are cool.

That's really rare that a female friend will hook you up with a friend.

Female friends are normally also nonexistent unless we are talking way back from high school or earlier, or your best friends wife, etc. Any other scenario it's very rare to maintain female friendship.

It's usually shitty friendships as well. If you aren't secretly attracted to her then she is probably secretly attracted to you and that always causes issues in some form. Especially if she's attracted to you because then it's hard for her to hang out with you in public because she'll want your attention and when she doesn't get it she will get annoyed because she'll also feel she won't be able to attract other males because you are around. They'll view it as a lose lose situation and eventually not even bother calling you to hangout.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 05:19:09 PM
Quote from: Exodust on August 18, 2018, 05:13:35 PM
sorry you don't have any female friends to help you through this transition :(
i've had a lot of female friends. This is how i know how these things go.

I mean just think about it- for example i'm in another state right now for the weekend and all the girls i knew here were girls i banged. so the very few girls that are/were considered 'friends' that i met through other people they aren't even reliable to hang out with. i've texted a few since i don't know many people over here anymore and they always just bullshit because again what's the point?

In this particular instance these girls are single girls that haven't found anyone yet. So it's not very enticing to have a guy around for a night to ruin any chance they have of attracting someone. And if they do have a bf why would they ask me to hangout with them and the bf? because the dude will most definitely be like "who the fuck is this guy?"

"oh he's just a friend" Those don't fly over well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on August 18, 2018, 05:24:55 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 05:11:49 PM
That's really rare that a female friend will hook you up with a friend.

Female friends are normally also nonexistent unless we are talking way back from high school or earlier, or your best friends wife, etc. Any other scenario it's very rare to maintain female friendship.

It's usually shitty friendships as well. If you aren't secretly attracted to her then she is probably secretly attracted to you and that always causes issues in some form. Especially if she's attracted to you because then it's hard for her to hang out with you in public because she'll want your attention and when she doesn't get it she will get annoyed because she'll also feel she won't be able to attract other males because you are around. They'll view it as a lose lose situation and eventually not even bother calling you to hangout.
How do I get this instead of "oh, I know someone from work/class/event/lawsuit who would just be perfect for you/would love you/that you'd really like/etc.?"

It would fit way better with my mental health issues.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 05:27:47 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on August 18, 2018, 05:24:55 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 05:11:49 PM
That's really rare that a female friend will hook you up with a friend.

Female friends are normally also nonexistent unless we are talking way back from high school or earlier, or your best friends wife, etc. Any other scenario it's very rare to maintain female friendship.

It's usually shitty friendships as well. If you aren't secretly attracted to her then she is probably secretly attracted to you and that always causes issues in some form. Especially if she's attracted to you because then it's hard for her to hang out with you in public because she'll want your attention and when she doesn't get it she will get annoyed because she'll also feel she won't be able to attract other males because you are around. They'll view it as a lose lose situation and eventually not even bother calling you to hangout.
How do I get this instead of "oh, I know someone from work/class/event/lawsuit who would just be perfect for you/would love you/that you'd really like/etc.?"

It would fit way better with my mental health issues.
This can happen but those girls are usually not every close to you, more like acquaintances. This also happens when you are  either younger or much older. There's a middle ground in age where girls are too busy finding people for themselves to worry about their friends or you for that matter.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on August 18, 2018, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 05:27:47 PM
This can happen but those girls are usually not every close to you, more like acquaintances. This also happens when you are  either younger or much older. There's a middle ground in age
Can we get some figures here? I wanna know when the sweet sweet middle ground comes and they all reveal their nefarious methods.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 06:23:26 PM
Quote from: Dufus on August 18, 2018, 05:32:34 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 05:11:49 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 18, 2018, 04:33:17 PM
Guys get too hung up on 'getting friend zoned'. Or they view making friends with women a waste of their time. But those women you make friends with will hook you up with friends and coworkers if they think you are cool.

That's really rare that a female friend will hook you up with a friend.

No it isn't.

You stupid fucking cunt. You infantile gobshite.
Why has this statement caused you so much anger?

Quote from: benjipwns on August 18, 2018, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 05:27:47 PM
This can happen but those girls are usually not every close to you, more like acquaintances. This also happens when you are  either younger or much older. There's a middle ground in age
Can we get some figures here? I wanna know when the sweet sweet middle ground comes and they all reveal their nefarious methods.
And say in the upper 20 range until about middle 30s give or take.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 18, 2018, 06:28:30 PM
Why has this statement caused you so much anger :lol Zen
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on August 18, 2018, 06:38:24 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 06:23:26 PM
And say in the upper 20 range until about middle 30s give or take.
Weird, in my case that is about when it has most escalated.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 06:39:08 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on August 18, 2018, 06:38:24 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 06:23:26 PM
And say in the upper 20 range until about middle 30s give or take.
Weird, in my case that is about when it has most escalated.
there's always outliers.  :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 19, 2018, 12:19:12 AM
https://twitter.com/mugshotbaes

 :uguu :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 19, 2018, 01:08:22 AM
https://twitter.com/mugshotbaes/status/959939588683960320

 :noah :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 01:27:57 AM
she stabbed one of her friends to death and then stabbed fillers heart.  :heartbeat

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 19, 2018, 01:46:49 AM
https://twitter.com/mugshotbaes/status/1023544677469958144

found one for jack :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 19, 2018, 08:02:27 PM
FINALLY!!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 19, 2018, 08:08:29 PM
finally what
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 19, 2018, 08:09:50 PM
I finally had the experience!

Ever since I read Rahx's story on here of the date he had that drove by him standing outside waiting, saw him and drove on texting him "I thought you'd be taller", I was waiting for that to one day happen to me. Until today I've never been stood up for a date and don't have any of those stories. Now I do!  :lol

So it was one of the 5-6 gals I've met off Bumble so far. Bumble is my only online profile I don't have my height. We'd texted for a bit, talked on the phone once and she was excited to meet. I was a little concerned she might be a Trump supporter because she made an off-hand comment about when she was in England that people there hated Trump (and I was like "Nice!") and she thought it was weird they would hate Trump and Trump stores in England. So honestly I was gonna start the date off by asking if she was political and finding out within the first 5 mins if she was with Trump at which point I would've bailed.

Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all. And she says she's heading over and I said I'll see her in a minute.

...30 minutes later and she never shows so I left. No text/call or anything. I figure once she found out my height she got cold feet and bailed. I didn't mind because I got some good coffee while waiting, a story and then I walked over and tried a new crepe spot and had a good strawberry/banana/almond crepe before heading out.

As one of my friends put it "some people are awful"  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 19, 2018, 08:36:58 PM
Good fucking riddance. I bet her vagina is as rotten as her personality.

You got any crepe pics tho?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 19, 2018, 08:37:32 PM
I've been on and off various apps. Got a Tinder match today which surprised me a bit. Mini ego boost but we'll see if she replies.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 08:45:33 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 19, 2018, 08:09:50 PM


Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all.

Is this true though? would you really not mind?

I know i would. I wouldn't want a girl that much taller than me. I don't even like girls that are as tall or slightly taller than me when they put on high heels.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 19, 2018, 08:48:26 PM
glad I'm 5'11  :doge


these thotties would rather be alone or unhappy for the rest of their lives than give a short breh a chance  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 08:52:01 PM
Quote from: filler on August 19, 2018, 08:48:26 PM
glad I'm 5'11  :doge


these thotties would rather be alone or unhappy for the rest of their lives than give a short breh a chance  :-\
same here. 5'11 and then some. 6ft with any type of shoe.

i feel bad for the short guys but they can be highly competitive dicks though so i don't feel that bad for them. If you ever end up in an office with one of those guys.... they're the worst, especially those with any type of power.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 19, 2018, 08:57:19 PM
Yes I too, have a big dick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 19, 2018, 08:57:23 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 19, 2018, 08:36:58 PM
Good fucking riddance. I bet her vagina is as rotten as her personality.

You got any crepe pics tho?

I do have Crepe pics! They're on my IG. Here ya go:

(https://i.imgur.com/CEr7EZ0m.jpg)

the crepe was fucking enormous. Only could eat like 1/3rd of it. Was tasty but I think Crepes are better without any ice cream. Just bogs it down.

Quote from: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 08:45:33 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 19, 2018, 08:09:50 PM


Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all.

Is this true though? would you really not mind?

I know i would. I wouldn't want a girl that much taller than me. I don't even like girls that are as tall or slightly taller than me when they put on high heels.

No? Maybe it's because I grew up with my best friend being like 6'5" and even Jackfrost2012 here who was living near me and my buddy for a while was like 6'4" or something. So I'm used to being around tall people.

Or maybe it's because I'm slightly bisexual (in an asexual towards guys though) and have feminine traits, and like being the cute short one just as much as being the tall one in a relationship.
I'm down to date someone of any height or race. But not religion or political party!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 19, 2018, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: toku on August 19, 2018, 08:57:19 PM
Yes I too, have a big dick.
:ohhh :mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 09:00:48 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 19, 2018, 08:57:23 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 19, 2018, 08:36:58 PM
Good fucking riddance. I bet her vagina is as rotten as her personality.

You got any crepe pics tho?

I do have Crepe pics! They're on my IG. Here ya go:

(https://i.imgur.com/CEr7EZ0m.jpg)

the crepe was fucking enormous. Only could eat like 1/3rd of it. Was tasty but I think Crepes are better without any ice cream. Just bogs it down.
So a girl stood you up and your first thought was to shove your face full of sugar?

I guess if it made you feel better, right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 19, 2018, 09:01:47 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 09:00:48 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 19, 2018, 08:57:23 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 19, 2018, 08:36:58 PM
Good fucking riddance. I bet her vagina is as rotten as her personality.

You got any crepe pics tho?

I do have Crepe pics! They're on my IG. Here ya go:

(https://i.imgur.com/CEr7EZ0m.jpg)

the crepe was fucking enormous. Only could eat like 1/3rd of it. Was tasty but I think Crepes are better without any ice cream. Just bogs it down.
So a girl stood you up and your first thought was to shove your face full of sugar?

I guess if it made you feel better, right?

No, I had a crepe because Crepes are awesome and it's weekend so I like to enjoy myself. I also drank a strawberry lemon drop martini last night which was full of sugar and awesome so  :D
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 19, 2018, 09:04:07 PM
treat yo self, brehs  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 09:14:01 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 19, 2018, 09:08:29 PM
5'11" and then some

Lol
   

leave me alone you stupid giraffe of a man 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 19, 2018, 09:26:42 PM
hmm, of average height but vaguely ethnic and cute enough w/ an appropriately straight knowledge of fashion and the commercial arts to steal yo girl.  :-* :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 09:36:18 PM
edited for zen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 19, 2018, 09:37:16 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 08:52:01 PM
i feel bad for the short guys but they can be highly competitive dicks though so i don't feel that bad for them. If you ever end up in an office with one of those guys.... they're the worst, especially those with any type of power.
It's true, we're compensating for a lot. I'm a massive prick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 19, 2018, 09:51:02 PM
can we all agree that Bush was an awful band.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 19, 2018, 10:05:26 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on August 19, 2018, 09:37:16 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 08:52:01 PM
i feel bad for the short guys but they can be highly competitive dicks though so i don't feel that bad for them. If you ever end up in an office with one of those guys.... they're the worst, especially those with any type of power.
It's true, we're compensating for a lot. I'm a massive prick

Yeah, but that's your charming side!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 19, 2018, 10:06:31 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 19, 2018, 10:17:55 PM
The best thing about dating a taller woman is your face is in those titties in missionary. Then cowgirl, thats the real mountain that rides  :woody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 19, 2018, 10:26:47 PM
Being 6'6" I've yet to meet a woman taller than me, so to experience that is virtually impossible::stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 19, 2018, 10:28:37 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 08:45:33 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 19, 2018, 08:09:50 PM


Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all.

Is this true though? would you really not mind?

I know i would. I wouldn't want a girl that much taller than me. I don't even like girls that are as tall or slightly taller than me when they put on high heels.
Why though?

I've been with a woman my height/taller in heels and I loved walking around with her. It ended quickly, but height wasn't the issue. Btw, I'm also 5'11".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 19, 2018, 10:42:26 PM
I always viewed ones perception on height differences as a sort of litmus test for how you really view yourself or whatever power dynamic you feel thats necessary in a relationship by having to tower over your significant other. Same thing goes for women. But this is just an intrinsic preference you have to wade through somwtimes as a manlet. Either you accept the reality or wear elevator shoes for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 06:46:08 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 19, 2018, 10:28:37 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 08:45:33 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 19, 2018, 08:09:50 PM


Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all.

Is this true though? would you really not mind?

I know i would. I wouldn't want a girl that much taller than me. I don't even like girls that are as tall or slightly taller than me when they put on high heels.
Why though?

I've been with a woman my height/taller in heels and I loved walking around with her. It ended quickly, but height wasn't the issue. Btw, I'm also 5'11".

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 19, 2018, 10:42:26 PM
I always viewed ones perception on height differences as a sort of litmus test for how you really view yourself or whatever power dynamic you feel thats necessary in a relationship by having to tower over your significant other. Same thing goes for women. But this is just an intrinsic preference you have to wade through somwtimes as a manlet. Either you accept the reality or wear elevator shoes for the rest of your life.

Maybe i just like shorter girls better. They've always ridden cock better and they tend to cuddle better.

Taller girls always take up more space on the bed and are usually heavier on top of you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 20, 2018, 07:39:16 AM
Assimilate trying to share life experiences that he's obviously made up is one part cringe and one part hilarious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2018, 07:47:35 AM
Short chicks do cuddle better though.  And it's easier for them to get thick without getting well... fat. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 20, 2018, 07:49:42 AM
:maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 20, 2018, 07:51:17 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 06:46:08 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 19, 2018, 10:28:37 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 08:45:33 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 19, 2018, 08:09:50 PM


Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all.

Is this true though? would you really not mind?

I know i would. I wouldn't want a girl that much taller than me. I don't even like girls that are as tall or slightly taller than me when they put on high heels.
Why though?

I've been with a woman my height/taller in heels and I loved walking around with her. It ended quickly, but height wasn't the issue. Btw, I'm also 5'11".

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 19, 2018, 10:42:26 PM
I always viewed ones perception on height differences as a sort of litmus test for how you really view yourself or whatever power dynamic you feel thats necessary in a relationship by having to tower over your significant other. Same thing goes for women. But this is just an intrinsic preference you have to wade through somwtimes as a manlet. Either you accept the reality or wear elevator shoes for the rest of your life.

Maybe i just like shorter girls better. They've always ridden cock better and they tend to cuddle better.

Taller girls always take up more space on the bed and are usually heavier on top of you.
:heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2018, 07:51:24 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 20, 2018, 07:49:42 AM
:maf
prove me wrong, bb?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 20, 2018, 07:53:10 AM
Valkyrie, how tall are you and what are your height requirements?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 20, 2018, 08:13:50 AM
Someone's gonna think I'm lying because ~girls don't like shorter dudes~. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 20, 2018, 08:20:08 AM
I prefer shorter girls and I'll tell you the psychological reason behind it.

Smaller person = smaller body parts = makes me feel "bigger" in their hands or inside them. Also, they are more likely to have that "hourglass" figure that my monkey brain craves.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 20, 2018, 09:12:28 AM
When you need a step up when hitting it from the back tho  :goty

We all need a little help sometimes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 11:06:49 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 20, 2018, 07:39:16 AM
Assimilate trying to share life experiences that he's obviously made up is one part cringe and one part hilarious.
And then everyone backs up my claims... annihilated much?

Quote from: Valkyrie on August 20, 2018, 08:13:50 AM
Someone's gonna think I'm lying because ~girls don't like shorter dudes~. :lol
If you like short guys that also are shy and lack confidence i'm not going to deny it and say you are lying. I'm going to ask what's up with you and if you need someone to talk to? Clearly something is wrong.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 20, 2018, 11:09:27 AM
This guy. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 11:10:17 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 20, 2018, 11:09:27 AM
This guy. :lol
Or maybe you want to feed false hope to the Bores less desirable folks? You're very kind if so, but i don't think it will help in the long run.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2018, 11:10:53 AM
I'm short compared to KennyLoggins and I'm pretty shy and get really nervous around women :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 20, 2018, 11:24:14 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 20, 2018, 11:10:53 AM
I'm short compared to KennyLoggins and I'm pretty shy and get really nervous around women :-*

S-senpai noticed me~  :uguu

*goes and rips a 2million lb deadlift*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 20, 2018, 11:32:26 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 11:10:17 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 20, 2018, 11:09:27 AM
This guy. :lol
Or maybe you want to feed false hope to the Bores less desirable folks? You're very kind if so, but i don't think it will help in the long run.
Only thing I’m here to feed my bore boyfriends with is memes. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on August 20, 2018, 11:37:01 AM
And you call that other place the trash thread. (https://i.imgflip.com/1xd85s.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2018, 11:47:01 AM
shush, assimilate.  I'm thirsty and momma feeds me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 20, 2018, 01:15:37 PM
I'm 5'10" but have dated the gamut from 4'10" to 6'. Height doesn't matter at all to me. My girlfriend is 5'3".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 20, 2018, 01:18:54 PM
Some women like men? pshaw  :foodcourt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2018, 01:44:39 PM
Some men like men
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 20, 2018, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 20, 2018, 01:44:39 PM
Some men like men

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ppJiISoqpgtMs/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 20, 2018, 02:36:48 PM
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dozens-of-men-duped-by-woman-on-tinder-tricked-into-massive-dating-competition-in-union-square-natasha-aponte-new-york-city/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 20, 2018, 02:43:37 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 20, 2018, 11:32:26 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 11:10:17 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 20, 2018, 11:09:27 AM
This guy. :lol
Or maybe you want to feed false hope to the Bores less desirable folks? You're very kind if so, but i don't think it will help in the long run.
Only thing I’m here to feed my bore boyfriends with is memes. :-*
save the memes  :donot, just feed me likes  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 20, 2018, 02:56:26 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 20, 2018, 08:20:08 AM
I prefer shorter girls and I'll tell you the psychological reason behind it.

Smaller person = smaller body parts = makes me feel "bigger" in their hands or inside them. Also, they are more likely to have that "hourglass" figure that my monkey brain craves.

I don't think you're right about that. Most tall women I know are thin because it's harder to put on weight since you burn more calories.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 20, 2018, 02:59:52 PM
Think that’s what he’s saying. Easier for shorter girls to put on enough weight to get a nice hourglass body
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on August 20, 2018, 03:08:10 PM
5'8" :'( I need some laughs to comfort me

(https://i.redd.it/sjq9rgjsr1h11.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 20, 2018, 03:10:03 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 20, 2018, 01:44:39 PM
Some men like men
some men like women, but also like big black dick  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on August 20, 2018, 03:11:20 PM
Quote from: hampster on August 20, 2018, 03:08:10 PM
5'8" :'( I need some laughs to comfort me

:girlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 20, 2018, 03:31:17 PM
pd showed me the way  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 04:45:26 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 20, 2018, 02:36:48 PM
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dozens-of-men-duped-by-woman-on-tinder-tricked-into-massive-dating-competition-in-union-square-natasha-aponte-new-york-city/
Online world gave these bitches too much power.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on August 20, 2018, 05:04:26 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 20, 2018, 02:36:48 PM
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dozens-of-men-duped-by-woman-on-tinder-tricked-into-massive-dating-competition-in-union-square-natasha-aponte-new-york-city/
What did you do Atra?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 20, 2018, 05:41:30 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on August 19, 2018, 10:26:47 PM
Being 6'6" I've yet to meet a woman taller than me, so to experience that is virtually impossible::stahp

I got you bruv.

(http://www.thetallestman.com/images/yaodefen/tn_yaodefen%20(3).jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 20, 2018, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 04:45:26 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 20, 2018, 02:36:48 PM
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dozens-of-men-duped-by-woman-on-tinder-tricked-into-massive-dating-competition-in-union-square-natasha-aponte-new-york-city/
Online world gave these bitches too much power.

gee this is totally a surprising take from you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 20, 2018, 05:57:16 PM
SERENITY NOW!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 05:59:17 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 20, 2018, 05:53:43 PM
Online world gave these bitches too much power  :-*  Zen  :-*
It's a factual statement.


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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 20, 2018, 08:12:31 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VL9T4s0.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 20, 2018, 08:13:45 PM
176cm manlet reporting in.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 20, 2018, 08:26:38 PM
I’m a little bit over 180 cm. :rejoice

Europe and the rest of the world, here I cum come. :marimo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 20, 2018, 09:38:34 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 20, 2018, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 04:45:26 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 20, 2018, 02:36:48 PM
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dozens-of-men-duped-by-woman-on-tinder-tricked-into-massive-dating-competition-in-union-square-natasha-aponte-new-york-city/
Online world gave these bitches too much power.

gee this is totally a surprising take from you

You don't have power over someone unless you're capable of making them happy. And you know she don't do beejers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 21, 2018, 10:19:50 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 20, 2018, 08:12:31 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VL9T4s0.jpg)
Replace with 179 with 5'11" (180 cm) and 180 with 6' (183 cm) for North Americans. Fucking round numbers!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 21, 2018, 11:00:09 AM
I'm 1m85. Y'all are midgets lolz.

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Fuck off Kenny
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 21, 2018, 11:04:46 AM
:umad

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 21, 2018, 11:07:14 AM
Lol yal are cm tall? What is this a midget convention
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 21, 2018, 11:41:00 AM
a post like that is basically assimilates bat signal
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 21, 2018, 11:52:58 AM
Quote from: Dufus on August 21, 2018, 11:31:57 AM
I do wonder how much height matters for women.

I prefer shorter-than-me but it doesn't matter much.

I'm thinking women prefer taller-than-me but also it doesn't matter much.

Because I've seen plenty of girls with boyfriends that just aren't that tall. Dudes with hot girlfriends/wives but are shorter than me. I'm average height.

So yeah I don't think it matters much. :doge
But it has already been shown that women care a lot about height.

There was a study (i'm sure Nola will find it) that showed that the smaller the guy was the more money he had to make to compensate.

Women do not like short dudes. I'm not short, 5'11, and i've still had some girls say "oh i thought you were taller". I can't imagine what guys under the 5'10 mark would go through.

Quote from: Dufus on August 21, 2018, 11:51:07 AM
ACTUALLY NO DUFUS YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE IT GOES AGAINST BIOLOGY (https://i.imgur.com/ATJGIVG.png)
But you are wrong. Horribly wrong. I don't think there's anyone in the right mind that would put their money down to bet most girls don't care about height lol

I've heard the expression "tall, dark and handsome"
i've never heard "short, dark and handsome"
Unless you listen to valkryie then yah "short, shy and nervously insecure"
 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 21, 2018, 12:00:37 PM
Quote from: Dufus on August 21, 2018, 11:59:23 AM
I didn't say women didn't care about height. I said they didn't care that much.

I know not because of some shitty study but by looking at actual people doing actual things.

Women are banging short dudes all over the place. Deal with it.
That is possible but on average, no. Also, you don't know what those short dudes have to compensate. I have friends that are short, they struggle. They always struggle. That doesn't mean they don't bang chicks, they usually just don't bang the ones they want.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 21, 2018, 12:03:29 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 21, 2018, 12:02:08 PM
Quote from: Dufus on August 21, 2018, 11:59:23 AM
I know not because of some shitty study but by looking at actual people doing actual things.

Shitty science, I've SEEN THINGS - dufus

 :lol

Now if i said that i'd have Nola in here writing up a storm doing a full on analysis.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 21, 2018, 12:07:30 PM
Quote from: Dufus on August 21, 2018, 12:05:17 PM
I'm too old for this shit.
Says the short guy with an anime avatar posting on thebore.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 21, 2018, 12:16:38 PM

This is from dating site data, so it won't completely translate into real life.
(https://pics.me.me/males-height-determinestheir-dating-pool-ie-0-of-women-said-they-11764196.png)
Keep in mind the average American female is 5'4".

Life is about trade-offs. Short men can still have a lot of success if they bring other things to the table.
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like booster seats
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 21, 2018, 12:28:34 PM
Quote from: Dufus on August 21, 2018, 12:20:05 PM
'said they would [...]'

a lot of times people say this or that, but they behave differently from what they say, so that's not very useful data

Yes, people end up settling. That's life.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 21, 2018, 12:54:57 PM
Taller peeps have a higher chance of cancer and heart disease due to being weird mutants. Is more pussy worth being a mutant that will die a horrible death?

Probably. Me and the 5'9 breathen will bang your widowed, used up wives brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2018, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: Huff on August 21, 2018, 11:07:14 AM
Lol yal are cm tall? What is this a midget convention

A message board for ants
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 21, 2018, 04:08:59 PM
Quote from: Dufus on August 21, 2018, 12:20:05 PM
'said they would [...]'

a lot of times people say this or that, but they behave differently from what they say, so that's not very useful data

and before assi goes ape shit for a second time, I know women prefer taller men and that's what i said, but there are other factors that come into play

a funny, confident short guy with game will be more successful than a self-loathing tall guy

of course a confident tall guy will be most successful of all, and i never said anything to the contrary
didn't i say that as well? da fuq?

sigh, i'm too zen for this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 21, 2018, 04:13:40 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2018, 02:12:57 PM

A message board for ants

Tell me about it. 'I am 6ft "tall" :smug' 

:girlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 21, 2018, 04:39:48 PM
Was we get it, being short means women don't like you. What is your point Assimlate? You're really starting to piss me off with your bullshit. Go be a piece of shit garbage human somewhere else.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 21, 2018, 04:43:43 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 21, 2018, 04:39:48 PM
Was we get it, being short means women don't like you. What is your point Assimlate? You're really starting to piss me off with your bullshit. Go be a piece of shit garbage human somewhere else.

 :umad

You need to meditate my dude. Too much anger. Chill.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 21, 2018, 05:12:43 PM
Those that care, don't matter. Those that matter, don't care.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 21, 2018, 05:25:58 PM
I've meditated and nope, I still realize you suck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 21, 2018, 05:34:23 PM
short people have a difficulty finding their zen, like it's on the top shelf  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 21, 2018, 05:57:01 PM
girlfriend missed her period  :mjcry :mjcry :mjcry

we're pretty sure it's related to her changing her birth control.  We've been wearing condoms and even then I haven't been finishing inside of her, so we're pretty confident it's nothing, but still  :gddr5 :gddr5

she's gonna take a pregnancy test tonight
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2018, 06:12:13 PM
Playfully suggest the possible pregnancy be sponsorrd by Taco Bell. Basically she would have to wear taco bell themed maternity wear and all the medical costs will be covered.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 21, 2018, 06:14:39 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on August 21, 2018, 04:13:40 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2018, 02:12:57 PM

A message board for ants

Tell me about it. 'I am 6ft "tall" :smug' 

:girlaff

Quote from: KennyLoggins on August 19, 2018, 10:26:47 PM
Being 6'6" I've yet to meet a woman taller than me, so to experience that is virtually impossible::stahp


:umad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2018, 06:16:20 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 21, 2018, 05:57:01 PM
girlfriend missed her period  :mjcry :mjcry :mjcry

we're pretty sure it's related to her changing her birth control.  We've been wearing condoms and even then I haven't been finishing inside of her, so we're pretty confident it's nothing, but still  :gddr5 :gddr5

she's gonna take a pregnancy test tonight
Birth control. Condoms. And pulling out??? My god man. Where’s the excitement of the risk??
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2018, 06:24:46 PM
Short girls in heels :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2018, 06:35:29 PM
When the titties are almost as large as her upper body  :woooo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 21, 2018, 06:42:21 PM
Men lie about height.  I've told this story before a few times but I'm 5'11.  However most guys like to lie and add about a couple of inches to their height, probably because of thots that care about height.  Well, some guy who was shorter than me claimed he was 6'1 and was extremely pissed that I said I was 5'11.  Like this loser was ready to fight me because I said I was 5'11 when I was clearly taller than him.

Tallest girl I ever dated was 6'3 and her tits were bigger than my head.  Also dated a college volleyball player who was 6'1.  I didn't give a shit if they wore heels either.  I didn't care.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 21, 2018, 06:44:18 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 21, 2018, 06:42:21 PM
6'3 and her tits were bigger than my head.

 :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2018, 06:45:51 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 21, 2018, 06:48:26 PM
I'm 5'10" but when I tell people that they don't believe me. :doge But then someone in the group who is also 5'10" (or around there) is all like "OK let's go back to back" and we do and we're clearly the same height and everyone eats crow.

This has happened on at least 4 or 5 separate occasions. Maybe because I slouch? :thinking

For the record I'm perfectly happy with my height, no too big to be untwinklike, but not too short that I feel inadequate. 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 21, 2018, 06:51:26 PM
edit I was on the wrong page or something idk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 21, 2018, 06:56:09 PM
Correct me if I’m wrong, but this height obsession seems like a bigger thing in the US. That or the new online dating gen have kinda just fucked people up. Dating apps make us shallow, having us like/dislike someone (mainly) based on what they look like. Of course you’ve gotta be attracted to someone physically in order to start making up future scenarios in your head, but I dunno. I guess it helps filter out bad shallow seeds more efficiently instead of beating around the bush.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 21, 2018, 06:57:56 PM
She’s not pregnant

We good
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 21, 2018, 06:58:26 PM
Awwww ur bby would have bin cayoot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 21, 2018, 07:16:17 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 21, 2018, 06:57:56 PM
She’s not pregnant

We good
You sure? I mean it can take a few weeks for the hormones to show up on a test or she could be pregnant even though she has her period. Stranger things have happened.
:hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2018, 07:24:45 PM
Puppy thats 2spoopy4him
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 21, 2018, 08:09:40 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 21, 2018, 05:57:01 PM
We've been wearing condoms and even then I haven't been finishing inside of her
:confused

Why the hell not?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 21, 2018, 08:14:05 PM
so you can get the moneyshot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 21, 2018, 08:19:32 PM
If she's vegan she might need the protein.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 21, 2018, 09:39:39 PM
Quote from: Beezy on August 21, 2018, 08:09:40 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 21, 2018, 05:57:01 PM
We've been wearing condoms and even then I haven't been finishing inside of her
:confused

Why the hell not?

She likes it on her face
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 21, 2018, 09:48:38 PM
 :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2018, 09:51:50 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 21, 2018, 10:06:47 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 21, 2018, 06:56:09 PM
Correct me if I’m wrong, but this height obsession seems like a bigger thing in the US.

Confirmed this to be false. Friends in Europe on the same apps run into the same problem.

This is global. But let us not continue to beat a dead horse.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 21, 2018, 11:53:45 PM
You’ve confirmed jackshit your mozzarella dicked motherfucker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 22, 2018, 12:06:06 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/B3hj7sn.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 22, 2018, 12:09:11 AM
Is this loss?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 22, 2018, 12:11:42 AM
Woe unto the woman that is with a man simply because "He tall"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mistress 9 on August 22, 2018, 01:07:40 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 22, 2018, 12:11:42 AM
Woe unto the woman that is with a man simply because "He tall"

Oops. Sorry rye.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 22, 2018, 01:10:05 AM
Mistress 9, do you like girls too? You’re pretty cute. Btw, I’m tall. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mistress 9 on August 22, 2018, 01:14:05 AM
Awwwwwuh THANK U  :-* I am bisexual. And I actually have a thing for really tall chicks. Every time I see one I can’t stop staring. They are like Amazonian goddesses. It’s incredible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on August 22, 2018, 01:14:25 AM
when you're 5'9 but nobody believes you and argue that you're at least 5'10 :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on August 22, 2018, 01:35:36 AM
Tall women tho  :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on August 22, 2018, 03:12:42 AM
last page makes absolutely no sense, can someone convert all these figures into Ben Shaprio's?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 09:10:42 AM
So, women that are bisexual like tall men and tall women?

Boy, the short guys can't catch a break in here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mistress 9 on August 22, 2018, 01:59:00 PM
I was mostly kidding about only liking tall people. Mostly. I like attractive people and height just so happens to be an attractive feature to me on both sexes. Tall people are just very striking, its hard not to notice them when they walk into rooms. I wouldn't completely swear off short people though. Rye is the tallest person Ive ever been with, the shortest being 5 feet. Anyone feels pretty tall to you when you're 5'4 though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 22, 2018, 02:00:12 PM
Girlfriend is 5’1 :rejoice

Short girls :rejoice :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mistress 9 on August 22, 2018, 02:24:55 PM
I don't like short girls. Im not into hebephilia.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 22, 2018, 02:40:42 PM
Quote from: Mistress 9 on August 22, 2018, 01:59:00 PM
I was mostly kidding about only liking tall people. Mostly. I like attractive people and height just so happens to be an attractive feature to me on both sexes. Tall people are just very striking, its hard not to notice them when they walk into rooms. I wouldn't completely swear off short people though. Rye is the tallest person Ive ever been with, the shortest being 5 feet. Anyone feels pretty tall to you when you're 5'4 though.
I don't mind being the taller one, but even I have limits. If the difference is way too big, it just makes me feel awkwardly tall and older than I am. And if a dude was way shorter and looked a lot younger than me, I couldn't be into it. Besides I like to wear heels, and prefer to not be 2 heads taller than my partner. Honestly I'm more anal about age, like how my lowest would be 24/25 which is the absolute lowest. I'll be halfway to 40 before they turn 30. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mistress 9 on August 22, 2018, 03:17:49 PM
I like the feeling of being "tiny" so I resonate with that. If the difference is too much you don't get to feel tiny at all, especially in heels! I would think most women like that feeling. I can't imagine what thats like being a tall girl. Age is a funny one for me. I would date almost any age older than me, but younger I can't do it. The societal judgements of being a "cougar" or a mountain to be conquered by younger guys or whatever are off-putting. I would stress too much that someone isn't actually with me for me. I also really like people who are smarter than me and have lived life more than I. There is something really attractive about someone that I can learn from.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2018, 03:38:17 PM
Someone has daddy issues
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 03:48:25 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 22, 2018, 02:40:42 PM
Quote from: Mistress 9 on August 22, 2018, 01:59:00 PM
I was mostly kidding about only liking tall people. Mostly. I like attractive people and height just so happens to be an attractive feature to me on both sexes. Tall people are just very striking, its hard not to notice them when they walk into rooms. I wouldn't completely swear off short people though. Rye is the tallest person Ive ever been with, the shortest being 5 feet. Anyone feels pretty tall to you when you're 5'4 though.
I don't mind being the taller one, but even I have limits. If the difference is way too big, it just makes me feel awkwardly tall and older than I am. And if a dude was way shorter and looked a lot younger than me, I couldn't be into it. Besides I like to wear heels, and prefer to not be 2 heads taller than my partner. Honestly I'm more anal about age, like how my lowest would be 24/25 which is the absolute lowest. I'll be halfway to 40 before they turn 30. :doge
So Valkryie comes clean about not liking short dudes.

Now tell us how you weren't being completely serious when you said you like nervous guys that lack confidence  :letsfukk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mistress 9 on August 22, 2018, 04:31:33 PM
I am well aware that I have major daddy issues lol my dad sucks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 22, 2018, 04:59:44 PM
Well I guess Ass was right about women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 22, 2018, 05:02:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress 9 on August 22, 2018, 04:31:33 PM
I am well aware that I have major daddy issues lol my dad sucks.
(https://i.imgur.com/paWGZbK.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 22, 2018, 05:15:01 PM
y'all overreact to everything assi says. make yourselves look like reee posters  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 22, 2018, 05:16:56 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 03:48:25 PM
So Valkryie comes clean about not liking short dudes.

Now tell us how you weren't being completely serious when you said you like nervous guys that lack confidence  :letsfukk
You're an idiot. There's a difference between being open-minded and not minding someone shorter, and rejecting people for being "too short". It just doesn't matter as much for me.

Stop putting words in my mouth, and stop generalizing women. Both you and Rahx should've left this thread months ago, and go work on yourselves. I don't understand why you're not banned yet.

Bye Felicia. o/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 05:17:25 PM

Quote from: Valkyrie on August 22, 2018, 05:16:56 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 03:48:25 PM
So Valkryie comes clean about not liking short dudes.

Now tell us how you weren't being completely serious when you said you like nervous guys that lack confidence  :letsfukk
You're an idiot. There's a difference between being open-minded and not minding someone shorter, and rejecting people for being "too short". It just doesn't matter as much for me.

Stop putting words in my mouth, and stop generalizing women. Both you and Rahx should've left this thread months ago, and go work on yourselves. I don't understand why you're not banned yet.

Bye Felicia. o/

Quote from: filler on August 22, 2018, 05:15:01 PM
y'all overreact to everything assi says. make yourselves look like reee posters  :lol

:putin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 22, 2018, 05:23:30 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 22, 2018, 05:16:56 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 03:48:25 PM
So Valkryie comes clean about not liking short dudes.

Now tell us how you weren't being completely serious when you said you like nervous guys that lack confidence  :letsfukk
You're an idiot. There's a difference between being open-minded and not minding someone shorter, and rejecting people for being "too short". It just doesn't matter as much for me.

Stop putting words in my mouth, and stop generalizing women. Both you and Rahx should've left this thread months ago, and go work on yourselves. I don't understand why you're not banned yet.

Bye Felicia. o/

Rahx is fine and welcome because he occasionally does take our advice.

Assy's only here because he's bitter, possibly ugly, and probably old, and needs a place to vent, with no intention on taking any advice or offering constructive help to those here.

@Assy But this thread ain't yo venting place. Leave gurl. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2018, 05:27:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress 9 on August 22, 2018, 04:31:33 PM
I am well aware that I have major daddy issues lol my dad sucks.
Hot. Especially the way you own it. Hot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 22, 2018, 05:29:12 PM
I don’t know why your putting me in the same group as Assi, but I do feel your post really only strengthend his point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 22, 2018, 05:30:41 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 22, 2018, 05:29:12 PM
I don’t know why your putting me in the same group as Assi, but I do feel your post really only strengthend his point.
Sarcasm doesn't always play well online.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 05:45:30 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 22, 2018, 05:23:30 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 22, 2018, 05:16:56 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 03:48:25 PM
So Valkryie comes clean about not liking short dudes.

Now tell us how you weren't being completely serious when you said you like nervous guys that lack confidence  :letsfukk
You're an idiot. There's a difference between being open-minded and not minding someone shorter, and rejecting people for being "too short". It just doesn't matter as much for me.

Stop putting words in my mouth, and stop generalizing women. Both you and Rahx should've left this thread months ago, and go work on yourselves. I don't understand why you're not banned yet.

Bye Felicia. o/

Rahx is fine and welcome because he occasionally does take our advice.

Assy's only here because he's bitter, possibly ugly, and probably old, and needs a place to vent, with no intention on taking any advice or offering constructive help to those here.

@Assy But this thread ain't yo venting place. Leave gurl. :ufup
Take your guys advice in what? most of you don't know your asses from your elbows.

And i do try and give constructive help, i've been trying to be zen but no one actually wants help, they want reaffirmation.

Quote from: Rufus on August 22, 2018, 05:30:41 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 22, 2018, 05:29:12 PM
I don’t know why your putting me in the same group as Assi, but I do feel your post really only strengthend his point.
Sarcasm doesn't always play well online.
She wasn't being sarcastic.

Getting to know someone and liking them besides them being short is a whole other scenario that can be applied to any physical attribute or character flaw. I don't even know why that has to be acknowledged. A girl that doesn't even know you, owes nothing to you,  will not even bother especially since women have all the power now in the online world. Why bother with a guy that has a physical attribute that you don't like? Not even Valkyrie would.

That doesn't mean you are totally fucked. There's someone for everyone out there.

Geez. Gotta spell shit out
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 22, 2018, 05:53:18 PM
True zen is not caring how zen others are or believe you to be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 22, 2018, 05:53:33 PM
Also true zen is GTFOing out of this thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 05:53:45 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 22, 2018, 05:53:18 PM
True zen is not caring how zen others are or believe you to be.
i'm still learning

Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 22, 2018, 05:53:33 PM
Also true zen is GTFOing out of this thread

 :beli
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 22, 2018, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 05:53:45 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 22, 2018, 05:53:18 PM
True zen is not caring how zen others are or believe you to be.
i'm still learning

At least you recognize that.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 22, 2018, 06:06:17 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 22, 2018, 05:53:33 PM
Also true zen is GTFOing out of this thread

He’s right, you know. Anger is like hot a stone, Assi
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mistress 9 on August 22, 2018, 06:11:15 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 22, 2018, 06:09:24 PM
lame

You ableist fuck. DIVORCE!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 22, 2018, 06:57:50 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 05:45:30 PM
Quote from: Rufus on August 22, 2018, 05:30:41 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 22, 2018, 05:29:12 PM
I don’t know why your putting me in the same group as Assi, but I do feel your post really only strengthend his point.
Sarcasm doesn't always play well online.
She wasn't being sarcastic.
I know. Rahx was. Val just didn't pick up on it.

Mweh, weh, gotta spell shit out. :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 22, 2018, 07:04:51 PM
Man, it’s a shame I’m not dating right now.

This thread has really gone to the dogs.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 22, 2018, 07:39:19 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 22, 2018, 07:04:51 PM
Man, it’s a shame I’m not dating right now.

This thread has really gone to the dogs.  :doge

Showrunner got fired
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 22, 2018, 08:05:01 PM
Free Creepy Stalker!

Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

(http://community.nanos.io/uploads/monthly_2016_12/lf.jpg.5105bfaa7e116cf5f56d4edba75ab877.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 22, 2018, 08:32:20 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 22, 2018, 07:54:34 PM
Quote from: Rufus on August 22, 2018, 06:57:50 PM
I know. Rahx was.

Uh, he doubled down.
He's been contradicting him all the time, so I assumed this to be sarcasm:
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 22, 2018, 04:59:44 PM
Well I guess Ass was right about women.

Which he seems to agree with?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mistress 9 on August 22, 2018, 09:03:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 22, 2018, 07:04:51 PM
Man, it’s a shame I’m not dating right now.

This thread has really gone to the dogs.  :doge

Fix the thread. Go out and date. FOR THE BORE!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on August 22, 2018, 09:30:32 PM
Quote from: Exodust on August 22, 2018, 07:39:10 PM
I blame Great Rumbler.
Him and Joe Molotov are too busy not addressing the scandal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2018, 09:32:05 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 22, 2018, 07:04:51 PM
Man, it’s a shame I’m not dating right now.

This thread has really gone to the dogs.  :doge

Time to peg a prospective catfished Tinder cool young dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 22, 2018, 09:35:12 PM
Quote from: Exodust on August 22, 2018, 08:17:18 PM
Give me Creepy Stalker, Cream, Raperman, Black Stallion, Lan, Magus, Etiolate and even Methodis.

This forum is shit, let chaos reign infinite.

Make them all lepers and reactivate the leper forum and I'm 100000% on board.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 22, 2018, 09:41:11 PM
God dammit I’m saving this thread for fucks sake

Gal and I have discussed threesomes.  She’s gotten more into the idea lately.  We’re gonna hunt for a third this weekend
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2018, 09:42:46 PM
From pregnancy scare to sex voltron
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 22, 2018, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 22, 2018, 09:41:11 PM
God dammit I’m saving this thread for fucks sake

Gal and I have discussed threesomes.  She’s gotten more into the idea lately.  We’re gonna hunt for a third this weekend

Women are so weird about sex.

Do both MMF and MFF.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 22, 2018, 09:58:57 PM
She can’t get pregnant from another girl.  :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on August 22, 2018, 10:01:49 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 22, 2018, 09:58:57 PM
She can’t get pregnant from another girl.  :rollsafe
Yeah, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 22, 2018, 10:02:15 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 22, 2018, 09:58:57 PM
She can’t get pregnant from another girl.  :rollsafe

BrandNew can't get pregnant from another guy. :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on August 23, 2018, 12:16:34 AM
MFF is some basic shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2018, 12:23:04 AM
Quote from: TEEEPO on August 23, 2018, 12:16:34 AM
MFF is some basic shit

Also basic: the girlfriend freaking out and jealously assuming the guy likes the other chick more than her.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/W5UJdyaXBwfOU/giphy.gif)

That's why you do MMF first, cause then you can hold it over like "Well I did that for you..."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 23, 2018, 12:52:11 AM
I’ve wanted to do MMF more than MFF this entire time.  The idea of her putting effort into pleasing two dicks is exciting to me.

Plus, DP is a particular kink of mine  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2018, 12:55:28 AM
How far you gonna go breh 😏
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 23, 2018, 12:57:57 AM
I don’t think I have enough of the gay in me to do anything to the guy.  If our dicks touch that’s ok.  Sometimes you gotta do a love tap to get traffic moving
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2018, 01:01:17 AM
Still that gets props.

Too many dudes too hung up to do MMF. Good for you.

If the guy is bi (he's bi) you should let him try some things, if you're comfortable. ;) Even if it's just him servicing you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 23, 2018, 01:02:58 AM
I’m not really comfortable with that, no :-/. Nothing at all against it, but I’d rather we both focus on her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2018, 01:05:53 AM
Ah sure then go for it.

If I had to do MMF I'd probably go nuts since I'm a gold star gay, but I'd also probably get high AF on weed beforehand which usually makes me... uh, up for almost anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 23, 2018, 01:08:03 AM
Forgive the ignorant question, but would you be at all comfortable pleasuring the girl in that scenario?  Or is the dynamic different with a MMF threesome where both men are gay and/or bi?  Would the woman have a more dominant role than you would expect in a straight MMF encounter?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2018, 01:15:46 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on August 23, 2018, 02:35:46 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 23, 2018, 12:52:11 AM
I’ve wanted to do MMF more than MFF this entire time.  The idea of her putting effort into pleasing two dicks is exciting to me.

Plus, DP is a particular kink of mine  :doge

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 23, 2018, 12:57:57 AM
If our dicks touch that’s ok.  Sometimes you gotta do a love tap to get traffic moving

(https://i.imgur.com/M7FLj0Z.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 23, 2018, 06:44:14 AM
Aw I missed the height chat.

I'm 5'10" and let me just say that I fucking love tall women. It's not so much that I seek them out, but for some reason pretty much all the women I've went out with were taller than average. In fact, the shortest one was 5'7".

My dream is to one day go out with someone who's so tall and buxom that my face sinks into their boobs when we hug. :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 23, 2018, 07:08:23 AM
I guess it must be a short guy fetish because i'm 6'4" and if i'm hugging someone and my head is in their boobs they gotta be like 7 foot something
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 23, 2018, 09:06:03 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 22, 2018, 02:40:42 PM

anal

:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 23, 2018, 10:22:50 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 22, 2018, 05:07:35 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 22, 2018, 04:59:44 PM
Well I guess Ass was right about women.

I mean everyone not a complete blind moron knows women on average prefer taller men.  This is readily apparent to anyone and backed by studies, surveys, dating site stats, and how my dick tastes.

How much it matters is subjective and debatable of course, but it is not some mystery Assimilate has uncovered nor should anything he said have been controversial.
Sure and I get it. Yet, I have a preference for women of certain races. Mostly non-black women, but thats  frowned upon. Why is'nt height as well? I"m not saying I couldn't be interested in black girl or don't find black women 100% unattractive, but it's not what I'm looking for.

And it's not like I don't understand the flaws here. You shouldn't box yourself in.

I don't remember bebop's example, but I did have a recent one where a female friend of mine had a friend of her's comment on me(because I've been on my friends snaps and whatnot), but that she wouldn't date me because she only dates tall guys. And my response when she told me was "well she's stupid and her loss". Which is probably the correct response and the outlook should be to be open to things. But I guess it's hard for even myself to practice that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 23, 2018, 10:50:22 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 23, 2018, 10:22:50 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 22, 2018, 05:07:35 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 22, 2018, 04:59:44 PM
Well I guess Ass was right about women.

I mean everyone not a complete blind moron knows women on average prefer taller men.  This is readily apparent to anyone and backed by studies, surveys, dating site stats, and how my dick tastes.

How much it matters is subjective and debatable of course, but it is not some mystery Assimilate has uncovered nor should anything he said have been controversial.
. Yet, I have a preference for women of certain races. Mostly non-black women, but thats  frowned upon.

A caring black woman would rock your world, rahx. This is 2018, prepare for love whatever form it takes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2018, 10:53:24 AM
yeah. I used to think I only liked girls with big titties but then I fucked a girl with little titties and I liked those too. My mind was blown. Titties.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 23, 2018, 10:54:06 AM
Black women are fantastic.

:lawd :mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 23, 2018, 11:03:58 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 23, 2018, 10:53:24 AM
yeah. I used to think I only liked girls with big titties but then I fucked a girl with little titties and I liked those too. My mind was blown. Titties.

I am EOT

Equal opportunity titties
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2018, 11:05:32 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 23, 2018, 10:54:06 AM
Black women are fantastic.

:lawd :mouf

The guys aren't bad either :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 23, 2018, 02:12:18 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 23, 2018, 11:05:32 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 23, 2018, 10:54:06 AM
Black women are fantastic.

:lawd :mouf

The guys aren't bad either :hitler

Hi toku.

 :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 23, 2018, 02:41:39 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 23, 2018, 10:53:24 AM
yeah. I used to think I only liked girls with big titties but then I fucked a girl with little titties and I liked those too. My mind was blown. Titties.

Had this same realization while sucking on some As at best last year
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 23, 2018, 02:52:49 PM
Perkiness>>>>>>>>>>>>>>size  when it comes to titty.

saggy tits lead to saggy souls
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Reb on August 23, 2018, 03:26:54 PM
Don't sag-shame.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2018, 03:51:02 PM
Wait, you're black?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2018, 03:51:13 PM
If so send nudes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 23, 2018, 04:00:40 PM
black dufus  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on August 23, 2018, 04:09:14 PM
:ufup
nobody cares about brown people
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 23, 2018, 04:09:26 PM
Quote from: filler on August 23, 2018, 02:52:49 PM
Perkiness>>>>>>>>>>>>>>size  when it comes to titty.

saggy tits lead to saggy souls

Saddlebags :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 23, 2018, 04:09:54 PM
Speaking of anal. Wife's been really into anal the last week. It's been glorious :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 23, 2018, 04:20:04 PM
There's a reason why not even famous black dudes normally date black chics. The real hot ones are hard to find in the U.S. There's just not many of them.

Now, Latin America on the other hand woooo weeee. Nothing like a dark 'morena'  :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on August 23, 2018, 04:35:07 PM
 :donot
brown people
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 23, 2018, 04:39:24 PM
Speak for yourself. I like being a brown person. There’s nothing meh about it.

But at this point I just like white and Asian girls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 23, 2018, 04:43:45 PM
Being lightskinned with brown people culture  :aah

I'm like Blade, daywalking ass mofucka
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 23, 2018, 04:47:44 PM
Oh and if any of you brehs wanna make a spanish girls panties catch a case of the vapors, send a text simply

Te amo

Assuming y'all are already serious. I know fanfiction but still
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 23, 2018, 05:01:18 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 23, 2018, 04:47:44 PM
Oh and if any of you brehs wanna make a spanish girls panties catch a case of the vapors, send a text simply

Te amo

Assuming y'all are already serious. I know fanfiction but still
:foodcourt

this guy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 23, 2018, 05:03:57 PM
(https://abload.de/img/tenor8zxeke.gif) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=tenor8zxeke.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 23, 2018, 05:24:55 PM
Quote from: Dufus on August 23, 2018, 04:33:12 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on August 23, 2018, 04:09:14 PM
:ufup
nobody cares about brown people

:lol aren't you brown?

but yeah

not high enough status like whites

not culturally interesting enough like blacks

browns, the 'meh' of humanity :goty2

This is incorrect. Come from enough money for Asians. Exotic enough for whites. And can even pass as Mexican to fool their abuelas.

But at the end of the day, I'm taller than most of their exes so maybe both you and assimilate are right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2018, 05:33:30 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 23, 2018, 04:20:04 PM
There's a reason why not even famous black dudes normally date black chics. The real hot ones are hard to find in the U.S. There's just not many of them.

Now, Latin America on the other hand woooo weeee. Nothing like a dark 'morena'  :whew
The hottest black women ive seen are from Ghana. Oh my fucking god they’re sexy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 23, 2018, 05:44:38 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 23, 2018, 05:33:30 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 23, 2018, 04:20:04 PM
There's a reason why not even famous black dudes normally date black chics. The real hot ones are hard to find in the U.S. There's just not many of them.

Now, Latin America on the other hand woooo weeee. Nothing like a dark 'morena'  :whew
The hottest black women ive seen are from Ghana. Oh my fucking god they’re sexy.

For me it's gotta be Ethiopia...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 23, 2018, 05:48:57 PM
Quote from: tiesto on August 23, 2018, 05:44:38 PM
For me it's gotta be Ethiopia...
There's an Ehtiopian woman I know who is a friend of the family, she's so damn beautiful, oh my god.
I tried to flirt with her once but I think she took it as a girl to girl compliment. :lol :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 23, 2018, 05:50:39 PM
Not sure how anyone can like anal tbh  :-X

Speaking of which, as someone who's not a fan of it, is it okay for me to put that disclaimer in my dating profile, or is that a bad idea?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2018, 05:52:29 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 23, 2018, 05:50:39 PM
Not sure how anyone can like anal tbh  :-X

Prostates are wonderful things. :aah

Oh you mean normies. Yeah I don't get it either.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 23, 2018, 06:10:06 PM
Quote from: filler on August 23, 2018, 02:52:49 PM
Perkiness>>>>>>>>>>>>>>size  when it comes to titty.

saggy tits lead to saggy souls

Nah, big and saggy is totally fine. The problem is when they sag so much that they become oblong.

My first real life boob experience was with this chubby chick. She wasn't superhot or anything, but we could have gotten along just fine for the most part. She looked sexy as fuck in her bra. But then when she took it off, her big round boobs suddenly turned into a pair of eclairs. It was so disappointing and heart wrenching that it made me wary of busty women for a while. Thankfully, she was the exception, not the rule.  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 23, 2018, 06:14:56 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 23, 2018, 12:52:11 AM
I’ve wanted to do MMF more than MFF this entire time.  The idea of her putting effort into pleasing two dicks is exciting to me.

Plus, DP is a particular kink of mine  :doge

The membrane is very thin so you can feel the other guy's dick while doing DP. Keep that in mind.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 23, 2018, 06:22:20 PM
you talking from experience pd or is this like when you talk about sucking bbc, only secondhand hearsay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 23, 2018, 06:28:02 PM
Quote from: toku on August 23, 2018, 06:22:20 PM
you talking from experience pd or is this like when you talk about sucking bbc, only secondhand hearsay

Never had a MMF threesome.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
FFM is overrated btw
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 23, 2018, 06:39:26 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 23, 2018, 06:29:13 PM
Anyone who thinks FFM 3somes are overrated was doing it wrong.

Never had one myself, but I feel this is the correct perspective.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 23, 2018, 08:29:37 PM
Eh, I'd say it matters who you're fucking. Seeing a woman want two dicks to play with and fuck, combined with fulfilling that fantasy of being overwhelmed with cock and pleasure   :-[

It matters which fantasy is stronger for the lady. Sharing their body with multiple men turns me on more. The idea of my lady getting jealous that another guy can suck cock better than her is also a fantasy of mine.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on August 23, 2018, 10:05:41 PM
Quote from: Dufus on August 23, 2018, 04:07:31 PM
I'm practically black. (https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/troll.png)
:ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 23, 2018, 11:05:38 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 23, 2018, 06:29:13 PM
Anyone who thinks FFM 3somes are overrated was doing it wrong.
It's just like those people that say money can't buy happiness. Bitch, you're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2018, 11:08:28 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 23, 2018, 06:29:13 PM
Anyone who thinks FFM 3somes are overrated was doing it wrong.

F's are overrated.

MMMMMMMFFFFFFF though :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 23, 2018, 11:40:31 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 23, 2018, 05:33:30 PM

The hottest black women ive seen are from Ghana. Oh my fucking god they’re sexy.

Quote from: Valkyrie on August 23, 2018, 05:48:57 PM
Quote from: tiesto on August 23, 2018, 05:44:38 PM
For me it's gotta be Ethiopia...
There's an Ehtiopian woman I know who is a friend of the family, she's so damn beautiful, oh my god.
I tried to flirt with her once but I think she took it as a girl to girl compliment. :lol :(

Ehtiopian? Ghana? Wtf.

Quote from: mormapope on August 23, 2018, 08:29:37 PM
Eh, I'd say it matters who you're fucking. Seeing a woman want two dicks to play with and fuck, combined with fulfilling that fantasy of being overwhelmed with cock and pleasure   :-[

It matters which fantasy is stronger for the lady. Sharing their body with multiple men turns me on more. The idea of my lady getting jealous that another guy can suck cock better than her is also a fantasy of mine.
   :-X

You KMFDM goths are totally fucking out there. I've been to a concert once, that shit was something out of a bondage snuff film.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on August 23, 2018, 11:53:57 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 23, 2018, 02:41:39 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 23, 2018, 10:53:24 AM
yeah. I used to think I only liked girls with big titties but then I fucked a girl with little titties and I liked those too. My mind was blown. Titties.

Had this same realization while sucking on some As at best last year

had this realisation but the opposite. thought i was only really into big butt small boob. i still dig that, but turns out im cool with big ass and big boobs too  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 24, 2018, 11:53:04 PM
I just can’t do cankles. Even some really athletic girls have cankles and I don’t think there’s a worse turn off

Need some differentiation between the different leg muscles brahs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 04:02:06 AM
How many times do I have to go out and be ignoreded by women all the time. What hobbies do you think I should take up as I prepare to die alone?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on August 26, 2018, 04:07:25 AM
You can always be a professional Star Wars critic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 26, 2018, 04:07:58 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 04:02:06 AM
How many times do I have to go out and be ignoreded by women all the time. What hobbies do you think I should take up as I prepare to die alone?
find your zen, breh!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 26, 2018, 04:08:53 AM
hookers are a pretty good hobby too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 06:07:09 AM
Quote from: Exodust on August 26, 2018, 04:06:34 AM
I think you're pretty set with videogames.
i HONESTLY havent played an actual video game in a couple of months. I'd agree with you, but theres just not enogh video games to keep me occupied. But yeah I'd take hobbies likes this over dealing with women most of the tine. Cheaper too,
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 06:07:51 AM
Quote from: filler on August 26, 2018, 04:08:53 AM
hookers are a pretty good hobby too.
Expensive though. And here in chicago it's just black hookers/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 06:09:00 AM
Quote from: filler on August 26, 2018, 04:07:58 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 04:02:06 AM
How many times do I have to go out and be ignoreded by women all the time. What hobbies do you think I should take up as I prepare to die alone?
find your zen, breh!
Theres no sex in my violence

Whatever fuck Bush

My zen is non existence
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 06:09:54 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on August 26, 2018, 04:07:25 AM
You can always be a professional Star Wars critic.
Fuck star wars and the losers who obesess over it or think thats al movies have to offer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 06:16:51 AM
Whatever I'm sup0per durnk right now. Bear with me. I;m sure I;ll regret these posts in the moring,
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 26, 2018, 06:19:35 AM
Don't do a TIMU.

Maybe try sports, board games, volunteering. Don't expect instant results though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 06:21:41 AM
Lame
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2018, 09:13:12 AM
Wait, you live in Chicago but youre not into black women? You're in the wrong damn neighborhood. Need to make your way to the Pacific Northwest and find all the white as the freshly driven snow tail that you want.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 26, 2018, 10:15:55 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2018, 09:13:12 AM
Wait, you live in Chicago but youre not into black women? You're in the wrong damn neighborhood. Need to make your way to the Pacific Northwest and find all the white as the freshly driven snow tail that you want.

IIRC Rahx likes short chubby Latina women...

I hear that the PNW is one of the most difficult areas to date in (outside of NYC/LA/SF of course) due to the "Seattle Freeze" and a slight gender ratio disparity due to all the tech businesses up there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 26, 2018, 11:26:43 AM
Rahx, post your pics, let's see your style. Maybe you need some help polishing up?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2018, 11:32:46 AM
Quote from: tiesto on August 26, 2018, 10:15:55 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2018, 09:13:12 AM
Wait, you live in Chicago but youre not into black women? You're in the wrong damn neighborhood. Need to make your way to the Pacific Northwest and find all the white as the freshly driven snow tail that you want.

IIRC Rahx likes short chubby Latina women...

I hear that the PNW is one of the most difficult areas to date in (outside of NYC/LA/SF of course) due to the "Seattle Freeze" and a slight gender ratio disparity due to all the tech businesses up there.

Well in that case he needs to come to the northeast or maybe Southern california and get himself a chola.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 02:32:02 PM
Sorry about that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 02:52:11 PM
Quote from: tiesto on August 26, 2018, 10:15:55 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2018, 09:13:12 AM
Wait, you live in Chicago but youre not into black women? You're in the wrong damn neighborhood. Need to make your way to the Pacific Northwest and find all the white as the freshly driven snow tail that you want.

IIRC Rahx likes short chubby Latina women...

I hear that the PNW is one of the most difficult areas to date in (outside of NYC/LA/SF of course) due to the "Seattle Freeze" and a slight gender ratio disparity due to all the tech businesses up there.
I don't really like Latin women either...Really just white and asian women. And I don't know how chubby we're talking here. I'm not really looking for "thic" women.

Quote from: riotous on August 26, 2018, 02:46:11 PM
Need to not be picky in your situation.
And this is quite frankly bullshit. You can't expect people to not like certain things and just take in "whatever". My situation is that I'm just a normal single dude with some confidence issues. I'm not a loser, ugly, dumb, unable to maintain myself, or just trash. I have issues like everyone else and I'm not just going to just lie down with any girl if I don't like her. Like I don't understand this advice "don't be picky" which is code for :lower your standards. Why should I? Who wants to have sex or date people they don't like on a personality or physical level?

Maybe Assimilate is right.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 26, 2018, 02:54:38 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 02:52:11 PM

Maybe Assimilate is right.
I'm usually right about everything :bobby but what part are you specifically referring to?  :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2018, 02:55:52 PM
Assi right now

(https://abload.de/img/frabz-search-your-feeozfps.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=frabz-search-your-feeozfps.jpg)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2018, 03:05:54 PM
I think Wrath once told me “you gotta slay some dragons before you can get with a princess”.

I’ve been following that advice ever since.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i think I’m beginning to prefer the dragons tho  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 26, 2018, 03:14:24 PM
The fabled 700 year old dragons?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 26, 2018, 03:15:05 PM
My motto has always been :

don't over punt your coverage.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2018, 03:23:01 PM
Its very easy to fall into the trap of idealizing a nonexistent significant other but daydreams don't actualize to reality in the way youd want it to. Its not an algorithm or some epic challenge. Sometimes its as simple as a glance from what then is a stranger.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 26, 2018, 03:39:25 PM
You can't really do anything about your sexual preferences, but the racial components are definitely culturally acquired.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 26, 2018, 03:41:58 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on August 26, 2018, 03:39:25 PM
You can't really do anything about your sexual preferences, but the racial components are definitely culturally acquired.
Huh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2018, 04:07:24 PM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on August 26, 2018, 03:14:24 PM
The fabled 700 year old dragons?
Nah nah. I'm talking about hefty girls (20+ y/o's) with some meat on them.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 26, 2018, 04:12:22 PM
What I mean is, lots of white people and Asians I know aren't attracted to black people, and that's ok because what could they possibly do about it, but I think it's 100% because of their upbringing or the environment they were in that they acquired those preferences.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2018, 04:15:01 PM
There's probably some cultural pressure as well to date within your ethnicity.

There's this really hot Thai/Laotian girl I know who only dated other south Asian men and is engaged to a Thai guy at this moment. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 26, 2018, 04:26:42 PM
That was a belated response to Assimilate that was missing a quote, wasn't a response to you, Riotous. I agree with what you said though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 05:19:00 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 26, 2018, 02:54:49 PM
I'm talking about ignoring entire races of people, it's dumb and ignorant for anyone let alone someone whining endlessly about being ignored by girls.

It's not a lowered standard to be more open minded about the race of who might turn you on.

And you literally won't know if someone turns you on until you actually try hooking up with someone, even someone you might think is hot might not do it for you in bed.  A porn star you've jerked off to 100 times might be lame to you in bed.

So have a more open mind and stop being angry about good advice fuckstick.
Eh I don’t really think this makes any sense.


If women can ignore men who are short or are bald or whatever then I can do that with certain races. Everyone is picky. I’d probably be doing a lot better if I was taller because women are super picky. Or if I wasn’t brown because mixed race seems to turn of white and Asian women. Not black women much to my annoyance. It’s not dumb to know what you find attractive. I find women with long flowy hair attractive, so that’s going to exclude lots of women because I really like long hair. I’m pretty in tune with my taste so I doubt that would change.

And you’re talking about sex, but we aren’t even there yet. I’m talking about simply being attracted to someone. Before you can even find out about the sex part you have to find them appealing and if your not my taste where not going to get there.

And I don’t agree with Atra’s dragon comment. I’m not going to use people or be with someone I don’t like. Sex maybe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mistress 9 on August 26, 2018, 05:30:16 PM
Pretty sure its already been said here before but.. theres a huge difference between having a preference and completely swearing off an entire group of people based on a trait they can't change.

Women who flat out will never date men unless they're a certain height are assholes, straight up.

You sound like you won't even give black women a shot. Thats kinda fucked up AND kinda stupid given your situation.

Asian women are incredibly picky, and get the most attention when it comes to online dating/ dating in general, so good luck with that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mistress 9 on August 26, 2018, 05:32:02 PM
I did a boo boo lol accidentally quoted myself and posted it somehow..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2018, 05:38:08 PM
Arent Asian women less likely to date a person of color too? Not sure if Rahx is lightskinned. This is some Mexican standoff shit though but I'm sure these Asian women are already getting some.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 26, 2018, 05:42:02 PM
Rahx can you please post the pics you use for tinder.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on August 26, 2018, 05:43:42 PM
For real though, ive seen your pic Rahx and your online persona does not strike me as overly deviant compared to social norms so i don't really know the fuck is going on here if it seems to hard for you to find a woman. I don't read this thread aside from Assi shitpostings for the most part and don't know what you have actually tried but confidence, humor and a positive vibe(without being a pillow) go a long way. Could be that you just suck at online dating since it's a whole different cat and mouse game and avoid clubs/bars or other similar settings where people generally are looking for company.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2018, 06:27:06 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 06:50:02 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 26, 2018, 05:32:44 PM
You are just taking the comment wrong or sometning, what does "if women can do it" matter to the advice I'm giving you?

You are just ignoring the crux of my advice as well and claiming my experience doesn't make sense.  Oh master wizard in tune with your tastes.
Maybe, I just find your advice to be the same “lower your standards” and “settle for whatever” advice that I don’t think helps anybody. I don’t see my friends for instance dating women they find unattractive or not their type and knowing their tastes, they haven’t really changed or has radically different gfs. But your telling me that I have to be super flexaible. I just don’t like that advice that basicly says “yeah just settle”.

And I’m not a sith, so no I’m not saying %100 no to certain types of women, but I’m saying there not my first thought of what I’m looking for obviously.

And yes I’m super in tune with my taste, why wouldn’t I be?

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 06:50:35 PM
Quote from: Nabbis on August 26, 2018, 05:43:42 PM
For real though, ive seen your pic Rahx and your online persona does not strike me as overly deviant compared to social norms so i don't really know the fuck is going on here if it seems to hard for you to find a woman. I don't read this thread aside from Assi shitpostings for the most part and don't know what you have actually tried but confidence, humor and a positive vibe(without being a pillow) go a long way. Could be that you just suck at online dating since it's a whole different cat and mouse game and avoid clubs/bars or other similar settings where people generally are looking for company.
The problem is me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 26, 2018, 07:50:13 PM
Most people tend to gravitate towards dating people of their own ethnicity, but I believe there are even studies that show Asians do so more than any other for whatever reason.

So don't be too down on that, Rahx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2018, 08:08:21 PM
Yeah, I used to not like chubby girls then I fucked one.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 26, 2018, 08:09:15 PM
For a one night stand it's always better to fuck on the chubbier side rather than on the thin side.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 08:19:00 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 26, 2018, 08:02:12 PM
I'm super in tune with my tastes says man who's never eaten.
eh I’ve had sex before......with black women.

I think I know what I find attractive and what I don’t.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 26, 2018, 08:24:04 PM
This idiot probably has me blocked but anyways:

Cut your fucking hair you stupid dimwit. You should not be rocking pretty straight hair to your chin like that. Only people that can get away with that shit is dudes rocking muscle mass, tats, and facial hair and even they tend to have that crap in a bun.You look like a pervy soyboy maybe that's why girls don't want to talk to you.

It's stunning to me when people that complain about no success, especially on dating apps, and then they post pics of themselves with 0 fashion sense.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 26, 2018, 08:29:32 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 26, 2018, 08:28:28 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 26, 2018, 08:24:04 PM
This idiot probably has me blocked but anyways:

Cut your fucking hair you stupid dimwit. You should not be rocking pretty straight hair to your chin like that. Only people that can get away with that shit is dudes rocking muscle mass, tats, and facial hair and even they tend to have that crap in a bun.You look like a pervy soyboy maybe that's why girls don't want to talk to you.

It's stunning to me when people that complain about no success, especially on dating apps, and then they post pics of themselves with 0 fashion sense.

Lol where did this come from?
he wasn't acknowledging my request to post his tinder pics so i went looking.

Dude is almost rocking a No Country for Old Men type of haircut in one of his pics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2018, 08:30:07 PM
Assi isn't very good at this zen thing is he?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 26, 2018, 08:30:44 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2018, 08:30:07 PM
Assi isn't very good at this zen thing is he?  :doge
How am i not being zen? I'm trying to help the guy out.  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 08:38:00 PM
Eh I have short curly hair and am not on tinder....
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 09:19:53 PM
I also didn’t want to post pictures because well I’m not even doing online dating and I was good without Assi being an ass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 26, 2018, 09:24:41 PM
Where does this shit about Asian girls being picky come from? Some won't date outside their race because they'll get cut out of their inheritance but they aren't more picky as far as attraction.

I know those stats for online dating but I'm absolutely sure that that is reflective of the type of porn roles whites/Asians get versus everyone else. You know that most of the guys on those sites are consuming gigabytes a day. Take a look around this thread and you know that's true.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 26, 2018, 09:39:40 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on August 26, 2018, 09:24:41 PM
Where does this shit about Asian girls being picky come from? Some won't date outside their race because they'll get cut out of their inheritance but they aren't more picky as far as attraction.


There are actual studies and polls about this tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 26, 2018, 09:53:23 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 26, 2018, 09:20:49 PM
Assimilate pretty lame to bash people's looks here.
i'm not bashing his looks. i'm bashing his style. i mean that hair was ridiculous.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 26, 2018, 10:17:51 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 26, 2018, 09:39:40 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on August 26, 2018, 09:24:41 PM
Where does this shit about Asian girls being picky come from? Some won't date outside their race because they'll get cut out of their inheritance but they aren't more picky as far as attraction.


There are actual studies and polls about this tho.

I agree that they are more likely to have a racial preference, I don't see them having a higher standard for looks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 11:41:59 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 26, 2018, 09:53:23 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 26, 2018, 09:20:49 PM
Assimilate pretty lame to bash people's looks here.
i'm not bashing his looks. i'm bashing his style. i mean that hair was ridiculous.
Yes and I cut it along time ago.

And as a vague ethnic brown person i wonder if that has effected me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on August 27, 2018, 12:31:52 AM
i wanna see pics of Assimilate.

Rahx, you only have yourself to blame if you're not using online dating. There are a lot of cute women on those things that are just as lame as you. Unless you're a really outgoing, charming person it's pretty damn hard to pick up in a bar/RL situation. Most men are pretty lecherous and bad at picking up while drunk too unless well seasoned. Online dating is basically made for cute, socially awkward dorks like you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 27, 2018, 12:33:38 AM
assi eye, for the brown guy up in here :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 27, 2018, 11:09:39 AM
Quote from: naff on August 27, 2018, 12:31:52 AM
i wanna see pics of Assimilate.
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45482.0
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 02:32:02 PM
Quote from: naff on August 27, 2018, 12:31:52 AM
i wanna see pics of Assimilate.

Rahx, you only have yourself to blame if you're not using online dating. There are a lot of cute women on those things that are just as lame as you. Unless you're a really outgoing, charming person it's pretty damn hard to pick up in a bar/RL situation. Most men are pretty lecherous and bad at picking up while drunk too unless well seasoned. Online dating is basically made for cute, socially awkward dorks like you.
I guess, but there has to be other options out there beyond online dating. I mean of course I’ve tried it, but I don’t like it. I didnt have much success on there and I didn’t like the kinds of matches I got.

I probably could use better pictures, but I mean we’ve talked about how much tinder is more demanding in the physical qualities. And I actually don’t think online dating is really good for awkward people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on August 27, 2018, 03:23:13 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 06:50:35 PM
The problem is me.

Well, yeah, but it's not something unfixable like a tumor on your face. Probably cliche but you could try writing a short list of the particular problems(that you think you have) that are causing you to fail and try to come up with a plan on how to work them out. If all else fails then you can just google material on how to overcome those particular issues. This advice is probably very vague but it's hard to tell someone more concrete advice without face to face interaction.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 27, 2018, 04:41:46 PM
rahx, how about you post some of the tinder girls you did like, and then the ones you matched with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 27, 2018, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 27, 2018, 05:17:50 PM
How do you not like who you "matched" with?

Like didn't you have to like them in the first place? lol
Depends what method of swiping he employs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 27, 2018, 05:53:24 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 27, 2018, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 27, 2018, 05:17:50 PM
How do you not like who you "matched" with?

Like didn't you have to like them in the first place? lol
Depends what method of swiping he employs.

Yeah, that’s pretty easy to do as a dude on tinder
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 07:32:46 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 27, 2018, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 27, 2018, 05:17:50 PM
How do you not like who you "matched" with?

Like didn't you have to like them in the first place? lol
Depends what method of swiping he employs.
I used the swipe on everything method.

And since I’m not on Tinder anymore I can’t show you pictures so you can judge them Assi.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 27, 2018, 07:34:23 PM
Its a numbers game!

 :trigger
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 27, 2018, 07:38:02 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 07:32:46 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 27, 2018, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: riotous on August 27, 2018, 05:17:50 PM
How do you not like who you "matched" with?

Like didn't you have to like them in the first place? lol
Depends what method of swiping he employs.
I used the swipe on everything method.

And since I’m not on Tinder anymore I can’t show you pictures so you can judge them Assi.
Stop being so insecure goddamnit. I wasn't going to judge you, i was going to see how real your expectations were.

Maybe you are aiming too high? Or maybe your lack of confidence is so fucking bad you repel women. Women do not like unconfident men, unless it's one of those crazies which you should always stay away from.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 07:52:56 PM
I don’t care if internet tough guy here judges me. You misread, I’m not interested in posting random girls for you to judge.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 27, 2018, 08:01:11 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 07:52:56 PM
I don’t care if internet tough guy here judges me. You misread, I’m not interested in posting random girls for you to judge.


So you aren't going to provide entertainment, or make any decent arguments, you just want to fucking whine like a little bitch?

And you honestly wonder why girls don't like you?

:gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 08:05:44 PM
There’s nothing entertaining about Assi posts.










Unless you’re filler.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 27, 2018, 08:18:53 PM
Rahx really is Luke Skywalker, rebuking Papa Zen!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 08:59:05 PM
Quote from: Nabbis on August 27, 2018, 03:23:13 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 26, 2018, 06:50:35 PM
The problem is me.

Well, yeah, but it's not something unfixable like a tumor on your face. Probably cliche but you could try writing a short list of the particular problems(that you think you have) that are causing you to fail and try to come up with a plan on how to work them out. If all else fails then you can just google material on how to overcome those particular issues. This advice is probably very vague but it's hard to tell someone more concrete advice without face to face interaction.
Well when I say it’s me, I mean it’s simply because I don’t try and am too afraid too. I mean this is what my real life friends tell me. I give women the swerve. When we go out and in normal life it’s not like I don’t notice that women notice me and sometimes it’s even women I’d find attractive. Many times on the dance floor my friends try to push me out there and I just go “no no” and ignore any possible attention.

I mean I have a strange confidence and maybe anxitity issue?

Again, I know I’m a cool and valuable person with issues. Plenty of issues, but at the end of the day I think I have something to give. Even my friends think so and despite my online persona I am mostly a positive and junkies person in my daily life. I wouldn’t even say I’m unconfident. When it comes to my abilities I can control I doubt doubt them.

When it comes to people on the other hand.

I just have issues becoming comfortable with people. When people pass “tests” and I realize they are cool with me I’m usually really cool. But until then I’m really nervous and quiet among new people. I’ve gotten a bit better at interacting with new people, but it never feels natural to me until it does.

Now I have issues with thinking women would find me attractive, but that is just some of my self defeating attitude the talking. I just feel a lot of pressure talking to new women. I just don’t know how to act  my normal self.

So I think I have a strange anxiety issue.

I think I don’t even know how to approach women.

I don’t try.

And maybe I’m a little picky, but not in the way most of you think. I find most women ok looking, but I sure never matched with them on tinder.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 27, 2018, 11:28:00 PM
One relationship skill that I'm surprised I have to remind people about is about how to determine their own league.
This conversation happened today.
Friend, "Why can't I find a guy to love me?!"
Me: "Well, consider Dawn."
Friend, "She's fat and ugly, and she's dumb as a rock."
Me: "And her husband loves her to death and still woos her after 20 years of marriage."
Friend: "But he's dumb and fat and ugly too!"
Me: "Ding ding! Think about the last three guys you've had interactions with. One guy you dropped because he had a "loser job". There was that guy who looked like a model that just dropped you like a hot potato, and there was the guy you wouldn't go out with because you said he was 'chubby'. What do you think these guys thought about dating an overweight single mom with a shit job?"
Friend, "You're an ass."
me: "An ass that you came to for relationship advice."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 27, 2018, 11:32:26 PM
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/everyone-thinks-they-are-above-average/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 11:48:58 PM
Well if I could be told what is in my league I'd be better off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 28, 2018, 12:14:59 AM
It's something you have to find out for yourself.

Everyone has different peaks and valleys as far as their "league" is concerned.

The last two girls I dated were definitely near the bottom of my personal preferences but they were by no means ugly. Hell, more often than not, if they lost some weight they would look a lot better.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 28, 2018, 12:23:39 AM
Also, check your PMs Rahx.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 28, 2018, 01:06:06 AM
'sup

In a funk. More and more as I'm having pretty successful dates (I feel like about 3/4 go well because I've got my shit together and am pretty confident these days), but I just can't feel anything emotionally about a person when I first meet them even if we've been texting a bit for a week or two. Like I meet them and the date goes well and they're usually fairly successful and fairly attractive, but I don't feel any reason to see them again and feel nothing so I don't do a 2nd date. As I'm getting older and way less horny, the physical attraction side, which was the only side that really immediately grabbed me about a person is not there so much and I need something more to feel anything and that "more" takes a while to build up for me.

I've tried going on multiple dates even with people I don't feel anything with, being arm-holding, kissing, cuddling, fucking hoping to fake it until I make it so that feelings would emerge after a few dates, but they don't and I just call it off after a couple weeks. I'm actually a lot more hesitant to sleep with people lately. Don't want to do that unless I know for sure I'm willing to get in a relationship with them and feel something towards them, otherwise I just kinda break it off after a few fucks and they get super pissed.

I'd be worried that I'm emotionally damaged/closed off except I do feel the kind of romantic feelings I need to make a relationship work...towards people I've been friends with for a while and who've grown on me and gotten to know me and I've gotten to know who they really are. But by then usually they just see me as a friend by that point, because I haven't tried to being anything more than a friend to them and it gets awkward so I avoid going there.

Basically it takes me like at least a month if not 3 months to begin to have feelings towards any woman. But dating moves a lot quicker than that and so I'm not feeling anything on all these dates because I barely know these people. And I'm too chicken shit to try to date friends because I don't wanna fuck up the friendship. So kinda in a limbo right now. Only liking the people who won't date me while a ton of people wanna date me but not feeling anything towards them.  :derp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 28, 2018, 01:20:10 AM
And actually another part to that is when I'm online dating in my mind I'm like "my ideal partner has tattoo sleeves, colored hair, is an artist, and will go to all the punk shows with me", but then I look at the women I'm friends with that I kinda crush on and they're absolutely nothing like what I'm looking for in any of my dating. Maybe they have like 1 or 2 hobbies in common, but otherwise they just have normal jobs, look like normal people and are good people. Not really sure what to do with that. I date normal boring people on online dating and the dates are kinda boring.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 28, 2018, 02:47:55 AM
I mean, if you're feeling romantic feelings towards a particular girl(s) then you have to resolve it before you can meet someone else. Your mind is in one place, your body is in another.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 06:23:29 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 11:48:58 PM
Well if I could be told what is in my league I'd be better off.
lol

isn't this why i asked for you to post the pics so we can fucking see? you dumbass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 28, 2018, 08:19:06 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 27, 2018, 11:28:00 PM
One relationship skill that I'm surprised I have to remind people about is about how to determine their own league.
This conversation happened today.
Friend, "Why can't I find a guy to love me?!"
Me: "Well, consider Dawn."
Friend, "She's fat and ugly, and she's dumb as a rock."
Me: "And her husband loves her to death and still woos her after 20 years of marriage."
Friend: "But he's dumb and fat and ugly too!"
Me: "Ding ding! Think about the last three guys you've had interactions with. One guy you dropped because he had a "loser job". There was that guy who looked like a model that just dropped you like a hot potato, and there was the guy you wouldn't go out with because you said he was 'chubby'. What do you think these guys thought about dating an overweight single mom with a shit job?"
Friend, "You're an ass."
me: "An ass that you came to for relationship advice."

There are a lot of delusions in the dating scene.  Men who are addicted to porn can no longer get it up unless a girl is 5'4" 100 lbs, 50 of it being silicone in her tits and ass.  Women who conflate a random hookup on Tinder with what men she is expected to get because there's a contingent of men who will just stick their dicks in anything and confuses a good looking guy wanting to get some random strange with "this is what I should be getting."  Better invest in the company that makes cat scratching posts, business is only going to get better for them from here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 28, 2018, 08:27:25 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 06:23:29 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 11:48:58 PM
Well if I could be told what is in my league I'd be better off.
lol

isn't this why i asked for you to post the pics so we can fucking see? you dumbass.
I don’t think anyone wants advice from someone who’s basicly posted redpill type nonsense.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 11:42:17 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 28, 2018, 08:27:25 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 06:23:29 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 11:48:58 PM
Well if I could be told what is in my league I'd be better off.
lol

isn't this why i asked for you to post the pics so we can fucking see? you dumbass.
I don’t think anyone wants advice from someone who’s basicly posted redpill type nonsense.
That's funny. Nothing i say has to do with the red pill movement. But in fact everything i've ever posted pretty much exemplifies what most of you fucks go through. The irony.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 28, 2018, 12:59:26 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 11:42:17 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 28, 2018, 08:27:25 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 06:23:29 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 11:48:58 PM
Well if I could be told what is in my league I'd be better off.
lol

isn't this why i asked for you to post the pics so we can fucking see? you dumbass.
I don’t think anyone wants advice from someone who’s basicly posted redpill type nonsense.
That's funny. Nothing i say has to do with the red pill movement. But in fact everything i've ever posted pretty much exemplifies what most of you fucks go through. The irony.

fucking lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 28, 2018, 02:54:55 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 28, 2018, 08:19:06 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 27, 2018, 11:28:00 PM
One relationship skill that I'm surprised I have to remind people about is about how to determine their own league.
This conversation happened today.
Friend, "Why can't I find a guy to love me?!"
Me: "Well, consider Dawn."
Friend, "She's fat and ugly, and she's dumb as a rock."
Me: "And her husband loves her to death and still woos her after 20 years of marriage."
Friend: "But he's dumb and fat and ugly too!"
Me: "Ding ding! Think about the last three guys you've had interactions with. One guy you dropped because he had a "loser job". There was that guy who looked like a model that just dropped you like a hot potato, and there was the guy you wouldn't go out with because you said he was 'chubby'. What do you think these guys thought about dating an overweight single mom with a shit job?"
Friend, "You're an ass."
me: "An ass that you came to for relationship advice."

There are a lot of delusions in the dating scene.  Men who are addicted to porn can no longer get it up unless a girl is 5'4" 100 lbs, 50 of it being silicone in her tits and ass.  Women who conflate a random hookup on Tinder with what men she is expected to get because there's a contingent of men who will just stick their dicks in anything and confuses a good looking guy wanting to get some random strange with "this is what I should be getting."  Better invest in the company that makes cat scratching posts, business is only going to get better for them from here.
Yeah, the situation is bad. Cause you got women that think that because a guy is willing to put up with her enough to do a hook up means that he's relationship material when it's just a good looking guy that is willing to take a hit to sate a need, not a guy that's willing to put up with all that a relationship entails. Then this turns into guys thinking that biology drives women to these guys and they become bitter shells of "men" then it all comes crashing down later in life because, hey, people are willing to put up with a ton of crap when you're young and good looking. Oh? You got bills? Responsibilities? Starting to go gray? Not as perky? Get lost.

:oldmanyelllingatcloud
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 05:46:30 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 28, 2018, 02:54:55 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 28, 2018, 08:19:06 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 27, 2018, 11:28:00 PM
One relationship skill that I'm surprised I have to remind people about is about how to determine their own league.
This conversation happened today.
Friend, "Why can't I find a guy to love me?!"
Me: "Well, consider Dawn."
Friend, "She's fat and ugly, and she's dumb as a rock."
Me: "And her husband loves her to death and still woos her after 20 years of marriage."
Friend: "But he's dumb and fat and ugly too!"
Me: "Ding ding! Think about the last three guys you've had interactions with. One guy you dropped because he had a "loser job". There was that guy who looked like a model that just dropped you like a hot potato, and there was the guy you wouldn't go out with because you said he was 'chubby'. What do you think these guys thought about dating an overweight single mom with a shit job?"
Friend, "You're an ass."
me: "An ass that you came to for relationship advice."

There are a lot of delusions in the dating scene.  Men who are addicted to porn can no longer get it up unless a girl is 5'4" 100 lbs, 50 of it being silicone in her tits and ass.  Women who conflate a random hookup on Tinder with what men she is expected to get because there's a contingent of men who will just stick their dicks in anything and confuses a good looking guy wanting to get some random strange with "this is what I should be getting."  Better invest in the company that makes cat scratching posts, business is only going to get better for them from here.
Yeah, the situation is bad. Cause you got women that think that because a guy is willing to put up with her enough to do a hook up means that he's relationship material when it's just a good looking guy that is willing to take a hit to sate a need, not a guy that's willing to put up with all that a relationship entails. Then this turns into guys thinking that biology drives women to these guys and they become bitter shells of "men" then it all comes crashing down later in life because, hey, people are willing to put up with a ton of crap when you're young and good looking. Oh? You got bills? Responsibilities? Starting to go gray? Not as perky? Get lost.

:oldmanyelllingatcloud
wait, are you talking about men here or women?


Quote from: TakingBackSunday on August 28, 2018, 12:59:26 PM

fucking lol
If i had written what I'm a Puppy just wrote i'd be dog piled.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 28, 2018, 05:50:27 PM
That's because people like me and I'm not an ass to everyone.
:trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 05:51:39 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 28, 2018, 05:50:27 PM
That's because people like me and I'm not an ass to everyone.
:trumps
people should tackle the merits of an argument not the person.

  :reeeee
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 28, 2018, 05:56:04 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 28, 2018, 05:50:27 PM
That's because people like me and I'm not an ass to everyone.
:trumps
that, and you also possess a basic competency when it comes to typing and simple grammar beyond a fourth grade level
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 28, 2018, 05:58:55 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 05:51:39 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 28, 2018, 05:50:27 PM
That's because people like me and I'm not an ass to everyone.
:trumps
people should tackle the merits of an argument not the person.

  :reeeee

You are a load that should have been swallowed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 06:00:54 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on August 28, 2018, 05:56:04 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 28, 2018, 05:50:27 PM
That's because people like me and I'm not an ass to everyone.
:trumps
that, and you also possess a basic competency when it comes to typing and simple grammar beyond a fourth grade level
Wowwww and the kid doesn't even start his sentence with a capital letter or end it with a period! See how easy that is you fucking autisty??


 :drudge

B. you crack me up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 28, 2018, 06:12:36 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 28, 2018, 06:13:06 PM
:umad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on August 28, 2018, 06:55:04 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 27, 2018, 11:28:00 PM
Me: "Ding ding! Think about the last three guys you've had interactions with. One guy you dropped because he had a "loser job". There was that guy who looked like a model that just dropped you like a hot potato, and there was the guy you wouldn't go out with because you said he was 'chubby'. What do you think these guys thought about dating an overweight single mom with a shit job?"
Friend, "You're an ass."

 :whoo

heavy

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 27, 2018, 02:32:02 PM
we’ve talked about how much tinder is more demanding in the physical qualities.

 :beli this is immense bullshit imo. definitely makes things a little clearer though.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 28, 2018, 07:05:54 PM
What is bullshit?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on August 28, 2018, 07:13:48 PM
that dating apps are more demanding of physical qualities vs. seeing people in person
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 28, 2018, 07:29:52 PM
Quote from: naff on August 28, 2018, 07:13:48 PM
that dating apps are more demanding of physical qualities vs. seeing people in person
I guess, I don't know. All I know is I haven't liked online dating and I haven't been successful at it. I also think it influenced me to be more negative and shitty about women, which is the major reason I wanted to get off it. I mean on this forum itself I made very shitty comments and had a shitty attitude towards women and I am trying till this day to fix that.  But being on tinder and whatnot did not help as I never got the matches I wanted, would be ghosted, would'nt match with anyone ect. It just did'nt help me. Maybe because I don't know my "leagues" or what I can "get", maybe I had bad pictures, or whatever. I know I never thought it gave a good and accurate impression of myself.

Quote
If i had written what I'm a Puppy just wrote i'd be dog piled.
That's because you come off as an ass and someone with this big internet tough guy shit. That's why no one cares about what you have to say here.

But I mean I'll agree that I've been whining, so I don't really have much else to say about this dating stuff at the moment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 07:57:49 PM
Hey i tried to pass on Zen. No one wanted it  :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 29, 2018, 04:30:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 28, 2018, 07:29:52 PM
Quote from: naff on August 28, 2018, 07:13:48 PM
that dating apps are more demanding of physical qualities vs. seeing people in person
I guess, I don't know. All I know is I haven't liked online dating and I haven't been successful at it. I also think it influenced me to be more negative and shitty about women, which is the major reason I wanted to get off it. I mean on this forum itself I made very shitty comments and had a shitty attitude towards women and I am trying till this day to fix that.  But being on tinder and whatnot did not help as I never got the matches I wanted, would be ghosted, would'nt match with anyone ect. It just did'nt help me. Maybe because I don't know my "leagues" or what I can "get", maybe I had bad pictures, or whatever. I know I never thought it gave a good and accurate impression of myself.

Quote
If i had written what I'm a Puppy just wrote i'd be dog piled.
That's because you come off as an ass and someone with this big internet tough guy shit. That's why no one cares about what you have to say here.

But I mean I'll agree that I've been whining, so I don't really have much else to say about this dating stuff at the moment.

Tbh Rahx, the loneliness from being single isn't even close to the pain of failed relationships. Like, it sucks not finding a woman to click with, but dating itself and being "successful" with meeting up or sex, is desire that doesn't carry the same weight as pain and heartbreak

Failed relationships aren't ones that end overtime, people losing interest. They're ones where it's a shit tornado by the end. And you made the choice to throw some turd into that nado. You feel like a victim.

If you dated or banged a lady you weren't attracted to, you might've gone thru and fucked a few women by now. What that would've done for you, I don't know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 29, 2018, 04:58:05 PM
Quote from: mormapope on August 29, 2018, 04:30:19 PM
Tbh Rahx, the loneliness from being single isn't even close to the pain of failed relationships. Like, it sucks not finding a woman to click with, but dating itself and being "successful" with meeting up or sex, is desire that doesn't carry the same weight as pain and heartbreak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O6e7cgkeqw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on August 29, 2018, 05:07:48 PM
https://youtu.be/S0qrinhNnOM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on August 29, 2018, 05:20:34 PM
Feed on the pain :batman

https://youtu.be/ZI7KVV13PTY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 29, 2018, 06:00:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7uC5m-IRns
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 29, 2018, 07:11:36 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 05:46:30 PM
If i had written what I'm a Puppy just wrote i'd be dog piled.

A basic rule of communication is that, if you want respect, you should give respect. Puppy respects others, even when delivering harsh truths.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 29, 2018, 09:06:38 PM
Quote from: chronovore on August 29, 2018, 07:11:36 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 05:46:30 PM
If i had written what I'm a Puppy just wrote i'd be dog piled.

A basic rule of communication is that, if you want respect, you should give respect. Puppy respects others, even when delivering harsh truths.
Oh shove it up your ass.

You all are a bunch of pussies, that's the problem.

Now you fucks coming after Bill Burr as a redpiller for this? really? why? because he's pointing out how much you all are a bunch of fucking ducks  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW2pXu97Yvo

No wonder people like Rahx have a hard time with women. Poor kid doesn't know what to fucking think on anything, even himself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 29, 2018, 09:40:07 PM
Ive just thought about Assimilate being a woman and how hot it'd be if a woman was that angry at dudes.  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 30, 2018, 01:02:31 AM
Quote from: mormapope on August 29, 2018, 04:30:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 28, 2018, 07:29:52 PM
Quote from: naff on August 28, 2018, 07:13:48 PM
that dating apps are more demanding of physical qualities vs. seeing people in person
I guess, I don't know. All I know is I haven't liked online dating and I haven't been successful at it. I also think it influenced me to be more negative and shitty about women, which is the major reason I wanted to get off it. I mean on this forum itself I made very shitty comments and had a shitty attitude towards women and I am trying till this day to fix that.  But being on tinder and whatnot did not help as I never got the matches I wanted, would be ghosted, would'nt match with anyone ect. It just did'nt help me. Maybe because I don't know my "leagues" or what I can "get", maybe I had bad pictures, or whatever. I know I never thought it gave a good and accurate impression of myself.

Quote
If i had written what I'm a Puppy just wrote i'd be dog piled.
That's because you come off as an ass and someone with this big internet tough guy shit. That's why no one cares about what you have to say here.

But I mean I'll agree that I've been whining, so I don't really have much else to say about this dating stuff at the moment.

Tbh Rahx, the loneliness from being single isn't even close to the pain of failed relationships. Like, it sucks not finding a woman to click with, but dating itself and being "successful" with meeting up or sex, is desire that doesn't carry the same weight as pain and heartbreak

Failed relationships aren't ones that end overtime, people losing interest. They're ones where it's a shit tornado by the end. And you made the choice to throw some turd into that nado. You feel like a victim.

If you dated or banged a lady you weren't attracted to, you might've gone thru and fucked a few women by now. What that would've done for you, I don't know.
You are probably right. I hate to deep back into the incel stuff, but it"s probably still coming from the fact that I feel like I'm missing out on something. A life experince that I feel I should have probably had. Now compared to say last year I don't have the feelings that somethings wrong with me. I guess I have the bit more positive viewpoint that I'm just a late bloomer and it's perfectly fine. It still kind of sucks to feel like that though. But at least I'm not seeing my value in it. I see myself as a cool and valuable person regardless of any relationship status and I guess its taken my experiences over the last year or so to realize that. I have a great friend group in real life all because of the kind of person I am and that's a solid thing.

But I'm sure having sex and whatnot is fun.

So I'm not sure if I feel loneliness exactly. Maybe it is coming back to the simple idea that I feel like I'm missing something and would I guess like that romantic and sexual aspect of my life fulfilled.

Quote from: Jack Remington on August 29, 2018, 09:48:03 PM
I've never had a problem getting with Asian girls.
Aren't you a white guy?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 30, 2018, 07:30:33 AM
If it makes you feel any better rahx, I haven’t been able to date any cute Asian girls either as a white guy.

Then again, I’m pretty sure Jack lives in California and there are a lot of Asians in Cali.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 30, 2018, 10:25:42 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 30, 2018, 09:06:36 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 30, 2018, 01:02:31 AM
But I'm sure having sex and whatnot is fun.

So.. you wonder why I thought you were a virgin?  I thought you said you'd fucked multiple black girls even (not even your type)?

So confused.
lol yes I understand.

What I mean is I haven’t had sex on any consistint basis. The last time I had it was probably 2 or 3 years ago. And only once was it with someone that I had any sort of relationship with so it was actually warm and fun. The other times were with girls I didn’t know and it was cold and awkward. I’ve had sex with one white girl who was a friend, a Vietnamese girl who was really hot, but the situations was really awkward. And two black girls that were ok.

I’m pretty fucked up and honestly a bit scared of the thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 30, 2018, 12:05:46 PM
Today I had my first experience of being approached by someone randomly, who recognized me from Tinder. It was a dude I had talked to for a bit, months ago before I deleted my account. He was even more handsome in real life. :doge

My hair was a mess and I had no makeup on, yet he recognized me enough to come up to me and talk, regardless of all those billion camera filters I used on my Tinder pics. That’s the real victory here. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 30, 2018, 01:06:29 PM
You set up a date?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 30, 2018, 06:31:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX6kOC_4Zyw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 30, 2018, 09:04:27 PM
Had my first date with my girlfriend one year ago  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on August 30, 2018, 09:30:18 PM
Ha nice

We’re celebrating our first year on Monday
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 30, 2018, 11:38:59 PM
one year is a long time to go without a date :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 31, 2018, 07:00:13 AM
Quote from: Huff on August 30, 2018, 01:06:29 PM
You set up a date?
Nah, I'm a coward with a big C.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on August 31, 2018, 09:13:59 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 31, 2018, 07:00:13 AM
Quote from: Huff on August 30, 2018, 01:06:29 PM
You set up a date?
Nah, I'm a coward with a big C.

Big Cock?  :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 31, 2018, 11:24:07 AM
After talking to Assimlate and his “let me rate you” stuff I decided to retry tinder. I got the usual type of matches, but matched with someone who seems cool. And now we’ve agreed to go out and “hang out” whatever that means. So that’s something I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2018, 11:39:56 AM
It means that she’s gonna feel you out, and if all goes well you’ll feel her up and put your tongue in her butt. It’s gonna be great.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 31, 2018, 04:37:21 PM
Man I didn't know tiesto and Huff are a couple. How cute.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 31, 2018, 04:45:15 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on August 29, 2018, 09:48:03 PM
I've never had a problem getting with Asian girls.

Are the rabbits worth it?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 31, 2018, 04:50:01 PM
i very much hope that Rahx hits it off with this chick, both because he deserves it, and because starting a relationship to spite a demented forum poster is an all-time great meet-cute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2018, 05:26:49 PM
The wife and I celebrate 9 years married on September 9th.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 31, 2018, 05:58:42 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on August 31, 2018, 04:50:01 PM
i very much hope that Rahx hits it off with this chick, both because he deserves it, and because starting a relationship to spite a demented forum poster is an all-time great meet-cute
First, again you failed to use a capital letter and end your sentence with a period. This is not proper behavior for you Mr. Beaks aka nazi-grammar-patrolling-autisty-stalker-beaky-fuck. Second, why does he "deserve it" ? What did he do to deserve anything? All he has done is cry and reject help from everybody, including from me. Third, him finally being a goddamn man won't spite me in any way considering I've actually tried to help. 

Now be a good little beak and fix your writing next time.

 :birb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 31, 2018, 06:01:07 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 31, 2018, 05:26:49 PM
The wife and I celebrate 9 years married on September 9th.

My ex-wife and I celebrate the 5 year anniversary of our divorce tomorrow. :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2018, 06:08:06 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 31, 2018, 11:24:07 AM
After talking to Assimlate and his “let me rate you” stuff I decided to retry tinder. I got the usual type of matches, but matched with someone who seems cool. And now we’ve agreed to go out and “hang out” whatever that means. So that’s something I guess.
assi the great motivator  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 31, 2018, 06:29:00 PM
These people have no appreciation for what i do
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2018, 06:31:32 PM
next thing you know, stalker beaks will get a nose job and become a decent person  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 31, 2018, 06:44:41 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on August 31, 2018, 05:58:42 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on August 31, 2018, 04:50:01 PM
i very much hope that Rahx hits it off with this chick, both because he deserves it, and because starting a relationship to spite a demented forum poster is an all-time great meet-cute
First, again you failed to use a capital letter and end your sentence with a period. This is not proper behavior for you Mr. Beaks aka nazi-grammar-patrolling-autisty-stalker-beaky-fuck. Second, why does he "deserve it" ? What did he do to deserve anything? All he has done is cry and reject help from everybody, including from me. Third, him finally being a goddamn man won't spite me in any way considering I've actually tried to help. 

Now be a good little beak and fix your writing next time.

 :birb

:umad 2ez
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on August 31, 2018, 06:48:21 PM
Quote from: filler on August 31, 2018, 06:31:32 PM
next thing you know, stalker beaks will get a nose job and become a decent person  :lol

 :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 31, 2018, 06:49:48 PM
filler and assi is the real sleeper success story of this thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 31, 2018, 07:08:32 PM
BTW, the divorce post wasn't meant as some kind of joke in response

I am just damn happy to be out of this relationship  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 31, 2018, 09:13:54 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on August 31, 2018, 07:08:32 PM
BTW, the divorce post wasn't meant as some kind of joke in response

I am just damn happy to be out of this relationship  :doge
Why is divorce so painful and expensive? Because it's worth it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 31, 2018, 09:18:03 PM
Where do y'all stand on monogamy vs polygamy? Any positive experiences with polygamy?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2018, 11:05:39 PM
Do you mean actual polygamy with more than one wife or just the varying degrees of an open relationship? 

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 31, 2018, 11:21:52 PM
I think you mean polyamory or open relationships?


If so, let me say that being the person most of my friends/random people come to for relationship advice my reaction when one of them brings up that they're considering it or are in one.
(http://thumbs.gfycat.com/FrenchZanyDevilfish-small.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 01, 2018, 12:08:34 AM
Lmao I meant polyamory! For some reason I thought polygamy meant the same thing due to brain gas, I use them interchangeably when they are different.

Whenever I think about the pros of a poly relationship  (their emotional needs are being met, I don't need to provide anything that she already has, even if things go bad, she'll have someone), I also think of the cons.

The biggest con being the relationship will always involve more than two people. Everything you do has a ripple to their main partner or multiple partners. The complexity of what that relationship can be is another huge con.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2018, 12:22:05 AM
Yeah. I couldn’t do polyamory for that reason. The complexity of the feelings of a third person? Nah no thanks. Sounds stressful. I also don’t get jealous over sexual things, but I would over emotional bonding.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 01, 2018, 10:53:32 AM
Relationships are already a fucking minefield, you're considering involving more than 2 people?

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 03, 2018, 01:25:27 AM
https://twitter.com/lindiwe_dee/status/1035808206340206592
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 03, 2018, 03:51:23 AM
Everyone on the Bore is already a dick sucking expert, that advice is unnecessary  :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 04, 2018, 12:54:59 AM
I gag on my toothbrush, don’t get too excited.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 04, 2018, 01:24:01 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 04, 2018, 12:54:59 AM
I gag on my toothbrush, don’t get too excited.
Now you're saying you prefer guys with small dicks?

Valk, you must be what every incel dreams of.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 04, 2018, 02:47:39 AM
My first date went really well. There will be a 2nd.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 04, 2018, 04:19:48 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 04, 2018, 01:24:01 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 04, 2018, 12:54:59 AM
I gag on my toothbrush, don’t get too excited.
Now you're saying you prefer guys with small dicks?

Valk, you must be what every incel dreams of.
:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 04, 2018, 05:17:03 AM
ghetto gaggers was one of my all time favorite porn series. you're still good, valk!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 04, 2018, 10:20:25 AM
I gag a lot with toothpaste and brushing, but sucked on a huge dildo pretty damn well. Impressing the lady mouth fucking you is pretty respectable.  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2018, 11:54:47 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 04, 2018, 02:47:39 AM
My first date went really well. There will be a 2nd.
:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 04, 2018, 12:26:52 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 04, 2018, 11:54:47 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 04, 2018, 02:47:39 AM
My first date went really well. There will be a 2nd.
:rejoice
If Rahx pounds before you.....


 :aweshum
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 04, 2018, 01:42:13 PM
It’s not really a race...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2018, 01:56:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Nwj53OB.png)

Hmm, how strange? Did I just hear some flatulence in the wind between these two posts? :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 04, 2018, 03:30:25 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 04, 2018, 01:42:13 PM
It’s not really a race...
I'm rooting for you Rahx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 05, 2018, 02:41:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 04, 2018, 11:54:47 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 04, 2018, 02:47:39 AM
My first date went really well. There will be a 2nd.
:rejoice

(https://i.imgur.com/TX3dbsH.jpg?1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 05, 2018, 09:15:39 PM
Could use some advice..

I was messaging this girl on tinder for awhile and i had a date with her last monday.. so I thought we had a great time, I sure did.. we went to a local bar and sat outside, talked all night with some drinks. She liked a lot of stuff that I like, so I think we were hitting it off so I made a move and we made out for about 15mins lol. After the date I was walking her home and we made out for at least 30mins in front of her door. She seemed pretty into it.

So at one point I left, said ill txt u when I get home. Did so and told her I had a great time and should do something like this soon. She said she thought so as well.

Following day i txted her how was ur day and she told me bout her day, then asked about mine, I responded but havent gotten a msg back yet.. im probably good if I call her up tomorrow and ask her out to the movies or something this weekend yea?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 05, 2018, 09:33:48 PM
I'd wait a couple of days but you're in, man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 12:15:53 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 05, 2018, 09:15:39 PM
Could use some advice..

I was messaging this girl on tinder for awhile and i had a date with her last monday.. so I thought we had a great time, I sure did.. we went to a local bar and sat outside, talked all night with some drinks. She liked a lot of stuff that I like, so I think we were hitting it off so I made a move and we made out for about 15mins lol. After the date I was walking her home and we made out for at least 30mins in front of her door. She seemed pretty into it.

So at one point I left, said ill txt u when I get home. Did so and told her I had a great time and should do something like this soon. She said she thought so as well.

Following day i txted her how was ur day and she told me bout her day, then asked about mine, I responded but havent gotten a msg back yet.. im probably good if I call her up tomorrow and ask her out to the movies or something this weekend yea?
This is pretty much where I'm at. I mean I did'nt make out with the girl(not sol bold), but I thought the date went extremely well. We vibed, there wasn't awkward silence, we where at the place from 10:30 to 1:30, body language was good, made plans for a 2nd date and so on. But texting has cooled and I'm not sure the 2nd date will happen. I get too hyped for these things and with this crumbling I'll be hesitant to try again for awhile.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 12:34:16 AM
Well never mind, I got the "don't see anything happening" text just now. Oh well. At least I wasn't ghosted.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 06, 2018, 07:59:37 AM
Damn that sucks bro :(

hopefully im still good.. might call her today I guess
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 11:40:22 AM
It’s cool, just another to add in my long list of romantic disappointments.

Well I deleted my tinder again, I just haven’t had any luck or positive experiences with it. But then I have to wonder where do you even meet women. My friends aren’t swimming in girlfriends or female friends. The bar scene isn’t really my scene. Work is the worst. I don’t know.

But then I have to ask if I even want to meet women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 06, 2018, 12:09:53 PM
I think I will just send her a whatsapp message asking if she wants to do something on saturday
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 06, 2018, 03:30:01 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9darnp/girls_what_something_men_see_done_in_porn_that/

Lots of funny shit in here. Especially the guys who treat the vaginal area like a bowling ball.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 06, 2018, 03:33:33 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on September 06, 2018, 03:30:01 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9darnp/girls_what_something_men_see_done_in_porn_that/

Lots of funny shit in here. Especially the guys who treat the vaginal area like a bowling ball.
These younger generations of dude are in for some serious trouble. Living off social media and online interactions from a young age are turning what otherwise would be normal guys into supermega awkward nerds of the 80s.

Balance that out with a ridiculous amount of porn to watch, and my god what the hell is going to happen to the dating scene lol



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 06, 2018, 03:43:36 PM
Well message send keep my fingers in a fucking twist lulz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 04:01:44 PM
Hilarious, on the day I’m annoyed with dating and women in general, one of the girls I use to pay to blow me , but hasn’t talked to me in months decided to message me randomly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 06, 2018, 04:04:36 PM
 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 06, 2018, 04:09:05 PM
I didn’t text back one of the girls I dated for 3 days after our first date except for the typical “had a nice time” text. And she was the one re-iniated the texting not me. 8)

Mainly because I really wasn’t that in to her and I was super busy with work.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 04:12:04 PM
Actually I think the trick is to just think women are stupid and be like Assimilate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 06, 2018, 04:23:40 PM
Try that out & post results.

I’m curious to see what happens.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 06, 2018, 04:30:05 PM
He will probably succeed.

Women play on instincts, this is why they are so irrational at times. Simply don't give a fuck and women will be all over you.

Why are women obsessed with social media? Why do women fall for the guy that puts pictures of himself on boats, having a fucking blast, while being the biggest douchebag in person?

Women only fall for the socially recluse mystery boy when that guy is much better looking than them. That's the only fucking time. So you're better off being an extrovert that looks like everyone loves and you don't give a fuck unless you have the money or looks to do otherwise.
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 04:12:04 PM
Actually I think the trick is to just think women are stupid and be like Assimilate.
This doesn't mean you treat them like shit. It just means you treat them like eh, whatever. Be nice, not in a superficial overly nice way just normal.... i know 'normal' is hard for some of you guys to understand but try .
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 06, 2018, 04:30:53 PM
I probably did over communicate but eh what can one do  :mindblown

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 04:37:11 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 06, 2018, 04:23:40 PM
Try that out & post results.

I’m curious to see what happens.  :doge
Cant do worse then I’m already doing.

Assimilate is the only one making sense here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 06, 2018, 04:42:38 PM
 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 06, 2018, 04:44:13 PM
She told me she had been single for three years so I dunno about looking lonely

Since I told her I broke off with my ex gf like february

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 06, 2018, 04:48:49 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 06, 2018, 04:36:09 PM

lol always making everything a gendered situation

Be real riotous when is a woman ever fucking rational?

For example: How do you know a woman is interested?

Obvious answer: If she looks away from you she isn't interested.

Reality: A woman can like you and look away from you because she's nervous. A woman can look away instantly to avoid eye contact because she isn't interested and would loathe talking to you. A woman can simultaneously like you but loathe the idea of talking to you.

Like, wtf?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 04:49:43 PM
And besides we have evidence that if your hot women don’t mind if you treat them like shit as shown with those fake tinder profiles.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 06, 2018, 04:55:15 PM
2 hrs later

no reply

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/LRVnPYqM8DLag/giphy.gif)

oh by the way she sent me a txt early the day after, not me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 06, 2018, 04:57:47 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 04:49:43 PM
And besides we have evidence that if your hot women don’t mind if you treat them like shit as shown with those fake tinder profiles.
If you're a good looking guy you can get away with almost anything, to a certain extent.

You can blow a girl the fuck up the next day if you know she was sexually into you. You can literally just text

"hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello"

And she'll find it adorable and hilarious. The key is not to be fucking pathetic. Be ironic, be funny even if deep inside you're lonely and desperate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:05:57 PM
This is why there are incels and mgtow and all that stupid shit because this dating thing is extremely garbage and stupid. Mostly because women are fucking stupid.

Act interested, but not too interested are you’ll appear desperate to them.

Talk to to them, but don’t talk too much are you’ll appear desperate.

Act like you care, but also act like you don’t care or you’ll appear desperate.

Get into dating, but not for a relationship or you’ll appear desperate.

Treat them nice, but not too nice or you’ll appear desperate.

Don’t just think it’s all about sex, but looking for actual depth will appear desperate.

Don’t ignore them, but ignore them enough or you’ll appear desperate.

Like what the fuck are you supposed to do? And people wonder why some men who aren’t born super good looking or with raw magnetic charasima just say fuck this.

Oh just keep putting yourself out there.

But don’t put yourself out there too much or you’ll appear desperate.

Be yourself, but don’t actually be yourself.

Act natural, but natural meeting you don’t actually want a relationship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 06, 2018, 05:07:06 PM
No I left a couple of hours between replying as well so I don't think I came across like a guy who was waiting for her message

anyway I just came online and saw she hasn't read it yet, or at least hasn't 'opened' it yet so eh she could be busy as well  :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 06, 2018, 05:12:51 PM
I thought you had made a positive turn, Rahx. :shaq2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:17:46 PM
Quote from: Philip Cardgage on September 06, 2018, 05:08:11 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:05:57 PM
This is why there are incels and mgtow and all that stupid shit because this dating thing is extremely garbage and stupid. Mostly because women are fucking stupid.

Act interested, but not too interested are you’ll appear desperate to them.

Talk to to them, but don’t talk too much are you’ll appear desperate.

Act like you care, but also act like you don’t care or you’ll appear desperate.

Get into dating, but not for a relationship or you’ll appear desperate.

Treat them nice, but not too nice or you’ll appear desperate.

Don’t just think it’s all about sex, but looking for actual depth will appear desperate.

Don’t ignore them, but ignore them enough or you’ll appear desperate.

Like what the fuck are you supposed to do? And people wonder why some men who aren’t born super good looking or with raw magnetic charasima just say fuck this.

Oh just keep putting yourself out there.

But don’t put yourself out there too much or you’ll appear desperate.

This is why you're single, dude.
Why because yours another’s dating advice is complete bullshit and full of contradictory incoherent advice that can never works because it makes no sense?

Good, I don’t have time for women’s bullshit games, if the way to play is to somehow act like your not playing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:18:58 PM
Quote from: Rufus on September 06, 2018, 05:12:51 PM
I thought you had made a positive turn, Rahx. :shaq2
Yeah then I woke up to reality thanks to people like Assimilate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:31:26 PM
Want better chances? Act like you don’t give a shit.





Until I guess it’s time to give a shit? Whenever that is?..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:38:29 PM
Well I sure do feel like a loser for listening to your advice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 06, 2018, 05:44:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:18:58 PM
Quote from: Rufus on September 06, 2018, 05:12:51 PM
I thought you had made a positive turn, Rahx. :shaq2
Yeah then I woke up to reality thanks to people like Assimilate.
Nah, you chose oversimplified and mysogynistic tripe that allows you to put the most of the blame on women for failing to get with one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:51:09 PM
But your advice is basicly act like an asshole and don’t give a shit about anything. Followed up by the idea that you have to find some nebulous balance in between.

And it’s not like I don’t agree with you. People who seem too clingy and also put themselves down are rather unattractive.

But at the end of the day your advice is unhelpful and just as frustrating.

At least someone like Assimilate says things you can relate to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:53:54 PM
And I didn’t say I was an incel, I said this is why there are incels. And you with your frustrating advice only made that case. Because it’s nonsensical and you’re basicly admitining that women are extremely frustrating as you have to play their “game”.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:58:23 PM
And what am I supposed to grow into? A decent guy who tries to live satisfied with himself and treats people equally, but is open to having a relationship with someone he likes.

Well man I’ve been doing that my entire life and it hasn’t worked.

I guess I was supposed to not be too open and when meeting that person I was actually not supposed to seem eager. Because people don’t like it when you are enthusiastic about them, accept maybe they do?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 06:55:07 PM
Edit whatever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 07:19:52 PM
I still stand by thinking that this recent talk only highlights the confusion and frustration of dating and why I really want nothing to do it. It’s like everything I’ve ever been told or thought is incorrect.

You see girls on tinder or whatever who say they are looking for something like a long term relationship. But I guess you should just ignore that because dating isn’t about dating someone who wants to date?  People aren’t interested in people who have enthusiasm for dating. I won’t say desperate, because I’m not desperate. I’ve been single forever and I won’t die if I’m going to be single for 20 more years a like it seems. I would very much like to date, but I guess that is the wrong angle to come at the dating game?

Like I thought it was respectful to interested in women not solely for sex, but a relationship. But it seems like no that’s the wrong approach. It doesn’t seem like there’s any actual approach and yes from my perspective and only negative experince it seems women are the confusing one. So why would I even want to date? I wouldn’t. It’s furstrating. I’m not looking to be saved or any nonsense. I’m a fine person alone, but you know what? I would like to have sex and hang out with someone and is super frustrating not to be able to and I rather not become 30 having not experienced what every normal male has.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 06, 2018, 07:48:14 PM
Being an asshole will land you women. True fact.

They are not the ones worth keeping. Also true fact.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 08:36:07 PM
Quote from: Philip Cardgage on September 06, 2018, 05:27:18 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:17:46 PM
Quote from: Philip Cardgage on September 06, 2018, 05:08:11 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:05:57 PM
This is why there are incels and mgtow and all that stupid shit because this dating thing is extremely garbage and stupid. Mostly because women are fucking stupid.

Act interested, but not too interested are you’ll appear desperate to them.

Talk to to them, but don’t talk too much are you’ll appear desperate.

Act like you care, but also act like you don’t care or you’ll appear desperate.

Get into dating, but not for a relationship or you’ll appear desperate.

Treat them nice, but not too nice or you’ll appear desperate.

Don’t just think it’s all about sex, but looking for actual depth will appear desperate.

Don’t ignore them, but ignore them enough or you’ll appear desperate.

Like what the fuck are you supposed to do? And people wonder why some men who aren’t born super good looking or with raw magnetic charasima just say fuck this.

Oh just keep putting yourself out there.

But don’t put yourself out there too much or you’ll appear desperate.

This is why you're single, dude.
Why because yours another’s dating advice is complete bullshit and full of contradictory incoherent advice that can never works because it makes no sense?

Good, I don’t have time for women’s bullshit games, if the way to play is to somehow act like your not playing.

No, because you perceive it that way.

Most people that put this much importance on finding someone have some sort of emotional issues that need to be worked through.

People pick up on that.

Want better chances? Get your shit sorted.
This is even more funny in my experince.

My best friend is someone who is extremely desperate for a relationship. When he's not in one he feels incomplete and needs to be in one no matter how bad or limiting it is.

He's had 5 long term relationship and lots of sex.

Meanwhile I've had 0 and maybe 5 times. And it was only when I was 25 did being single even bother me.

I guess you don't have to get your shit sorted and there is no rhyme and reason. Some guys just have it.

And while his current relationship with this girl who he will probably get married too is'nt healthy to me as it's with a girl who is also desperate and will probably not push him as a person at all, the point still stands. He still has plenty of positives with her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 06, 2018, 08:36:52 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 06, 2018, 07:48:14 PM
Being an asshole will land you women. True fact.

They are not the ones worth keeping. Also true fact.
Being an asshole is subjective. You may be purposely be acting like a dick and a woman will perceive it as you being difficult, and hard to pursue. Or you may truly not give a flying fuck and yet again the woman believes you are being 'difficult' and they will try to read into every single cue to find what makes you tick. She may even label you an "asshole" if she can't get you. This is how it works.



Rahx, you're slowly getting how things work. People are selfish, women and men but women work differently than men. Don't let these fucking autistys tell you otherwise. Men function a certain way, they're more straightforward, more logical, you can pretty much figure a guy out by certain patterns across all men. Women aren't like that. They're quantum physics, not standard. Once you realize this you won't get as frustrated.

The key here is not to get frustrated. I'd advise you to try older women for a little. Or aim for less attractive girls that you can have fun with and have a decent conversation with. I'm not telling you to settle, i'm telling you to hang out with more women to get a feel for how they work.

Again, the "nice guy" game is bullshit. Women seek the same pillars as they always did - power, money, looks. If you have none of those you better be fucking hella funny or have the greatest personality where other people are talking you up constantly. Seriously. But again, i won't know exactly your problem unless you show the level of girls you go after.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 08:58:10 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 06, 2018, 08:36:52 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 06, 2018, 07:48:14 PM
Being an asshole will land you women. True fact.

They are not the ones worth keeping. Also true fact.
Being an asshole is subjective. You may be purposely be acting like a dick and a woman will perceive it as you being difficult, and hard to pursue. Or you may truly not give a flying fuck and yet again the woman believes you are being 'difficult' and they will try to read into every single cue to find what makes you tick. She may even label you an "asshole" if she can't get you. This is how it works.



Rahx, you're slowly getting how things work. People are selfish, women and men but women work differently than men. Don't let these fucking autistys tell you otherwise. Men function a certain way, they're more straightforward, more logical, you can pretty much figure a guy out by certain patterns across all men. Women aren't like that. They're quantum physics, not standard. Once you realize this you won't get as frustrated.

The key here is not to get frustrated. I'd advise you to try older women for a little. Or aim for less attractive girls that you can have fun with and have a decent conversation with. I'm not telling you to settle, i'm telling you to hang out with more women to get a feel for how they work.

Again, the "nice guy" game is bullshit. Women seek the same pillars as they always did - power, money, looks. If you have none of those you better be fucking hella funny or have the greatest personality where other people are talking you up constantly. Seriously. But again, i won't know exactly your problem unless you show the level of girls you go after.
Yeah most guys seem very straightforward. If they are interested in someone or like the look of someone, they will act on it. That's it. Women on the other hand....Well who knows. My most recent experince being one of the most confusing. It all seemed great on every level and then bam "I don't see this going anywhere". And no I did'nt act desperate and send her lots of texts when it seemed she wasn't talking because I have a life. Actually, she would lots of texts and I would have to tell her I couldn't respond. The whole thing made no sense and it makes me less interested in dating.

I deleted tinder so I can't share those pics and I don't feel comfortable posing pics of girls I've been interested in and know. But hey I probably will.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 06, 2018, 09:30:21 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 06, 2018, 09:01:44 PM
I like how in between your rants, your actual advice...
Quote from: Assimilate on September 06, 2018, 04:30:05 PM
This doesn't mean you treat them like shit. It just means you treat them like eh, whatever. Be nice, not in a superficial overly nice way just normal.... i know 'normal' is hard for some of you guys to understand but try .

... Is barely different from mine or anyone else's.   

And literally nobody is telling him to be a "nice guy."

Well aside from you.
What do you mean my actual advice? It's all together. Not separate. The problem with you guys is you feed him false hope. You don't admit that women are peculiarly different than men. If he has been fed bullshit, which he has then when he gets out there in the dating scene and starts to see it for what it is and starts actually living in reality he will be frustrated and fucking confused.

Stop pretending women are these elegant creatures that do no wrong. This is how a lot of you act in here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 06, 2018, 09:36:05 PM
No. you don't get it guys. Women. They're complicated. - Assi.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 06, 2018, 09:36:14 PM
Being a long-term follower and sometimes contributor of the dating-bore threads, following Rahx is kinda like reading the tale of Sisyphus... every time I think he's hit a turning point, the slightest setback happens and the boulder rolls back down the hill.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 06, 2018, 09:38:38 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 06, 2018, 09:36:14 PM
Being a long-term follower and sometimes contributor of the dating-bore threads, following Rahx is kinda like reading the tale of Sisyphus... every time I think he's hit a turning point, the slightest setback happens and the boulder rolls back down the hill.
So you blame him and not the shitty advice you all have given this entire time?

 :dunno
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 06, 2018, 09:41:50 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 06, 2018, 09:39:57 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 06, 2018, 09:38:38 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 06, 2018, 09:36:14 PM
Being a long-term follower and sometimes contributor of the dating-bore threads, following Rahx is kinda like reading the tale of Sisyphus... every time I think he's hit a turning point, the slightest setback happens and the boulder rolls back down the hill.
So you blame him and not the shitty advice you all give?

 :dunno

Point out the advice then fucknuts.

Me:  "Don't act too needy, people don't like needy people."

You:  "Don't act too needy, women are irrational!"

So different!
Rahx isn't here for advice;  he's here to be told women suck.  He shits his pants when people give him the exact same advice you do and don't frame it with "women are irrational."  He was told to expand his horizons..shit his pants.. You told him to expand his horizons with some red pill shit mixed in.. "good idea!"  He was told to not be too needy... shit his pants.. You told him to not be too needy "because womenz suck!"... "ASSIMILATE IS THE ONLY ONE MAKING SENSE!"

  :umad

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 06, 2018, 09:54:31 PM
I mean, its the generic go find yourself advice but Rahx really needs to figuratively head into the mountains and come back reborn. Activating and Deactivating his tinder to only find his negative opinions are somehow confirmed over and over... Its time to break the cycle.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 06, 2018, 09:59:37 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 06, 2018, 09:54:31 PM
I mean, its the generic go find yourself advice but Rahx really needs to figuratively head into the mountains and come back reborn. Activating and Deactivating his tinder to only find his negative opinions are somehow confirmed over and over... Its time to break the cycle.
Tinder is ruthless. He's definitely not well equipped for that type of dating. It's too much competition, especially on the visual front.

Tinder only has a very small portion of good looking girls, and a bazzillion dudes with better pics than you. It's a no win. Tinder is kind of like a pyramid scheme. If you get in at the very beginning, for example when it launches in a foreign country, you can have success. Afterwards it collapses.

You're better off going to social events and meeting girls like that. Make a lot of friends and you'll be introduced to more women Rahx.

_________
Rahx, let me tell you a story of how tinder works for women:

I had a female friend that got on Tinder about a year after it launched. She was a decent looking girl but had acne all her life. In her pics she had makeup on so you couldn't really tell (this was before filters were everywhere). One day she showed me how Tinder worked for women-

She would rapidly swipe left over like 50 people, and without looking stopped at a random guy. She'd swipe right. Match. She would go on to do this 3 or 4 times and every time she stopped and swiped right on a random person she'd match. Think about that. Think of those numbers. A normal decent girl doesn't even have fucking time for that shit.

You're insignificant on Tinder my friend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 06, 2018, 10:32:18 PM
Rahx, what do you think your worst personality qualities are?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 07, 2018, 12:07:35 AM
who gives a shit about these whores, football is back baybee  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 12:15:26 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 06, 2018, 10:32:18 PM
Rahx, what do you think your worst personality qualities are?
I'm sure I have lots of negative personality qualities. A lot of them contradict what I would say are my positive qualities. But people are complex.

I'm big on self sabotage. I look for the worst outcome for myself and then focus on it. Creating a self fulfilled prophecy of negative results. So I think my other problems stem form that. There's other quirks, but I think that's the big one.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 06, 2018, 09:54:31 PM
I mean, its the generic go find yourself advice but Rahx really needs to figuratively head into the mountains and come back reborn. Activating and Deactivating his tinder to only find his negative opinions are somehow confirmed over and over... Its time to break the cycle.
Well if I could figure out what to do, I'd agree. But I think we can all agree that right now avoiding dating and related is probably a good idea.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 07, 2018, 12:27:39 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 12:15:26 AM

I'm big on self sabotage. I look for the worst outcome for myself and then focus on it. Creating a self fulfilled prophecy of negative results. So I think my other problems stem form that. There's other quirks, but I think that's the big one.

Usually this means there is something that you really hate about yourself.

I've seen this type of self-hatred and self sabotage happen with females that couldn't stand some type of physical trait, and they'd do this, or a guy that drank a lot and hated himself for drinking so much.

Maybe you should try and pinpoint the cause.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 07, 2018, 05:53:59 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 06, 2018, 09:36:05 PM
No. you don't get it guys. Women. They're complicated. - Assi.
He leans on simple stereotyping for everything. Little data, big conclusions. Every time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 06:02:27 AM
my msg asking for a second date is still unread and unopened  :shaq2 :comeon :dead

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/aed23e6049b80deb96c4a0108bdc37df/tumblr_mrbqopB84H1sorll2o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:00:50 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/XMpSVoWT8XQZy/giphy.gif)

Don't let some girl, you weren't even aware of months ago, live rent free in your head, man.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 09:50:06 AM
Quote from: tiesto on September 06, 2018, 09:36:14 PM
Being a long-term follower and sometimes contributor of the dating-bore threads, following Rahx is kinda like reading the tale of Sisyphus... every time I think he's hit a turning point, the slightest setback happens and the boulder rolls back down the hill.
Well I mean in that story the point was that it was futile....
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 10:07:27 AM
Assi.

These are the kinds of girls I match with.

https://imgur.com/a/crGZy
https://imgur.com/a/6nxeuxv
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 07, 2018, 10:32:33 AM
And the return of FemAtra was teased but they never delivered. I think the show is run by complete hacks nowadays.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 10:36:11 AM
Blame yourself or god.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 07, 2018, 10:40:54 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 10:07:27 AM
Assi.

These are the kinds of girls I match with.

https://imgur.com/a/crGZy
https://imgur.com/a/6nxeuxv

 :lol

yeah bro we all match with these, don't  feel bad. what type of girls do you want to match with though? Let me see the ones you chatted with but then canceled or whatever. Like i said in my above post Tinder is absolutely brutal and you either better be a CHAD, even if you aren't in real life or you better make your pics look like one. You can hope to get lucky as hell and a girl just happen to look at you and say "hmm he seems interesting" but that takes real dedication and is time consuming.

You're in Chicago, right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 10:52:07 AM
Quote from: Exodust on September 07, 2018, 10:39:33 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 10:36:11 AM
Blame yourself or god.

Nah, I just blame you
I blame both.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 11:39:12 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 07, 2018, 10:40:54 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 10:07:27 AM
Assi.

These are the kinds of girls I match with.

https://imgur.com/a/crGZy
https://imgur.com/a/6nxeuxv

 :lol

yeah bro we all match with these, don't  feel bad. what type of girls do you want to match with though? Let me see the ones you chatted with but then canceled or whatever. Like i said in my above post Tinder is absolutely brutal and you either better be a CHAD, even if you aren't in real life or you better make your pics look like one. You can hope to get lucky as hell and a girl just happen to look at you and say "hmm he seems interesting" but that takes real dedication and is time consuming.

You're in Chicago, right?
Yes I live in Chicago. I don’t know what you mean by being a chad or taking pictures to fake being one.

I would also rate the girls I’ve been interested in as 7s, maybe 8s.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 11:46:06 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 10:07:27 AM
Assi.

These are the kinds of girls I match with.

https://imgur.com/a/crGZy
https://imgur.com/a/6nxeuxv
Why are you swiping right on girls you're obviously not attracted to? 

Personally, I feel like you're trying to reinforce a false narrative in your head that you only get uggos and nothing else.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 11:49:48 AM
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/jamesclear/Posts/body-language-power-poses.jpg)

The "Chad" High Power poses
vs
The "Virgin" Low Power poses
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 11:58:59 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 11:46:06 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 10:07:27 AM
Assi.

These are the kinds of girls I match with.

https://imgur.com/a/crGZy
https://imgur.com/a/6nxeuxv
Why are you swiping right on girls you're obviously not attracted to? 

Personally, I feel like you're trying to reinforce a false narrative in your head that you only get uggos and nothing else.  :doge
Um...because if I did only swipe on women I liked I would never have matches. Which is just as self defeating. So it’s lose lose.

How is it a false narrative? This is what I get.

Do you complain about your matches? Um no because you match with girls your find attractive right? If I was doing that I wouldn’t complain would I?

Artra. Weve seen your matches. You don’t have much to complain about when it comes to simple tinder matches.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 07, 2018, 12:03:08 PM
Rahx, most of those women aren't bad looking at all, the Colombian/Syrian girl is really cute. Nicole would be my personal pickq, any girl who loves Indian food is good in my book.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 12:10:13 PM
Debra :mynicca

Damara :mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 12:14:23 PM
 :holeup

It’s scary how only Assi seems to make sense now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 12:15:57 PM
Both are gross   :badass :shaq2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 12:28:00 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 11:58:59 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 11:46:06 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 10:07:27 AM
Assi.

These are the kinds of girls I match with.

https://imgur.com/a/crGZy
https://imgur.com/a/6nxeuxv
Why are you swiping right on girls you're obviously not attracted to? 

Personally, I feel like you're trying to reinforce a false narrative in your head that you only get uggos and nothing else.  :doge
Um...because if I did only swipe on women I liked I would never have matches. Which is just as self defeating. So it’s lose lose.

How is it a false narrative? This is what I get.

Do you complain about your matches? Um no because you match with girls your find attractive right? If I was doing that I wouldn’t complain would I?


Let me break up each point of this post up so I can make sense of it all:
Quote
Um...because if I did only swipe on women I liked I would never have matches. Which is just as self defeating. So it’s lose lose.
I swipe on women that I like and I eventually get matches. Maybe not right away but it eventually happens after a week or so. Especially if I've paid for infinite right swipes.  :doge

You just have to be patient and not get bent out of shape if you don't get matches right away. Play the long game, so to speak.


Quote
Do you complain about your matches? Um no because you match with girls your find attractive right? If I was doing that I wouldn’t complain would I?

How is it a false narrative? This is what I get.
I swipe through, on average, a 100+ profiles before I get a match that I like. Sometimes it's better or worse depending on the season or my account but I digress.

This is my personal feeling/opinion about you since I've never met you in person: your ego is so starved for validation and acceptance that if you don't get a match within a certain amount of arbitrary time that you become desperate and start going for the bottom of the barrel just to get that dopamine hit that someone finds you attractive.

You need to become comfortable with some discomfort in order to function effectively in this space and also know when to take breaks so you don't burn yourself out.

Also, people (sans Assimilate) in this thread have given you great advice but you constantly twist it because it doesn't fit your warped worldview.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 12:14:23 PM
:holeup

It’s scary how only Assi seems to make sense now.
If Assi's advice helps you more power to you, I suppose.

But if it doesn't? What then?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 12:31:45 PM
You know what you need? You need Mupepe's advice.

He can get you laid.
I can get you love.
But he can get you laid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 12:43:12 PM
I find your post pretty pointless and a complete misread Artra.

I’m 28 and have been open to dating and been off and on tinder for years. Out of tons of matches there’s been maybe 3 that I like and no I don’t have radical tastes/standards. That’s plenty of years and swiping. How patient do I have to be? You say maybe you get one match you like a week? I’d love if that happen Artra.

And your reading of me is wrong. I have no ego when it comes to women. I don’t think I can get any, probably because I haven’t and when I try it just ends in disappointment. So there is no ego to feed. I don’t go on there for validations that I’m attractive. The only validation that I get is that I’m not attractive. I’m not going for the botttom of the barrel. I swipe on everything just because it’s easier and quicker. But what I get is the bottom of the barrel.

And become uncomfortable with discomfort? What does that even mean man? All I’m use is to discomfort.

Again who are you to even talk. You showed me your matches. They were great. Wow it took several weeks to get them.  Better than never.

And I took people’s advice. Where did t lead me? Back to this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 12:44:21 PM
But were you cocky and funny ENOUGH? :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 12:44:51 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 12:15:57 PM
Both are gross   :badass :shaq2
:trumps not like either of us are gonna fuck them anyway.

and neither is rahx  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 12:55:32 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 12:43:12 PM
I find your post pretty pointless and a complete misread Artra.

I’m 28 and have been open to dating and been off and on tinder for years. Out of tons of matches there’s been maybe 3 that I like and no I don’t have radical tastes/standards. That’s plenty of years and swiping. How patient do I have to be? You say maybe you get one match you like a week? I’d love if that happen Artra.

And your reading of me is wrong. I have no ego when it comes to women. I don’t think I can get any, probably because I haven’t and when I try it just ends in disappointment. So there is no ego to feed. I don’t go on there for validations that I’m attractive. The only validation that I get is that I’m not attractive. I’m not going for the botttom of the barrel. I swipe on everything just because it’s easier and quicker. But what I get is the bottom of the barrel.

And become uncomfortable with discomfort? What does that even mean man? All I’m use is to discomfort.

Again who are you to even talk. You showed me your matches. They were great. Wow it took several weeks to get them.  Better than never.

And I took people’s advice. Where did t lead me? Back to this.
Assi said I look like Harvey Weinstein and I agree to a degree.  :doge

Why does a Harvey Weinstein looking motherfucker like myself get to date cute girls and you don't? I don't understand.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 07, 2018, 12:57:45 PM
I asked what your worst personality traits were and you said "self sabotage" but that's not a real answer. The question you need to ask yourself is "why do women not want to spend any time with me at all".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 01:01:46 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 07, 2018, 12:57:45 PM
I asked what your worst personality traits were and you said "self sabotage" but that's not a real answer. The question you need to ask yourself is "why do women not want to spend any time with me at all".
I disagree.

That might net you some short term booty. But longer term the question is "Would I want to hang out with me? Am I fun and interesting? If not, why not?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 07, 2018, 01:03:24 PM
wait, I thought those were the same questions!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 01:05:11 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 07, 2018, 01:03:24 PM
wait, I thought those were the same questions!
Not at all. One can be solved by looks and money. The other can't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 07, 2018, 01:05:46 PM
Ok, well I meant your question!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 01:07:52 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 07, 2018, 12:57:45 PM
I asked what your worst personality traits were and you said "self sabotage" but that's not a real answer. The question you need to ask yourself is "why do women not want to spend any time with me at all".
I don’t know why. I’ve asked my friends (male and female) and they also don’t know the answer beyond that I don’t try. Most of them think I should have a gf or seem to able to do it. But when I try I fail anyways, so what’s the point?

Of course your answer will be “eventually” or something just as meaningless.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 01:09:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 12:55:32 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 12:43:12 PM
I find your post pretty pointless and a complete misread Artra.

I’m 28 and have been open to dating and been off and on tinder for years. Out of tons of matches there’s been maybe 3 that I like and no I don’t have radical tastes/standards. That’s plenty of years and swiping. How patient do I have to be? You say maybe you get one match you like a week? I’d love if that happen Artra.

And your reading of me is wrong. I have no ego when it comes to women. I don’t think I can get any, probably because I haven’t and when I try it just ends in disappointment. So there is no ego to feed. I don’t go on there for validations that I’m attractive. The only validation that I get is that I’m not attractive. I’m not going for the botttom of the barrel. I swipe on everything just because it’s easier and quicker. But what I get is the bottom of the barrel.

And become uncomfortable with discomfort? What does that even mean man? All I’m use is to discomfort.

Again who are you to even talk. You showed me your matches. They were great. Wow it took several weeks to get them.  Better than never.

And I took people’s advice. Where did t lead me? Back to this.
Assi said I look like Harvey Weinstein and I agree to a degree.  :doge

Why does a Harvey Weinstein looking motherfucker like myself get to date cute girls and you don't? I don't understand.  :doge
I guess because your white or fit the hipster mold that some girls like.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 01:11:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 01:07:52 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 07, 2018, 12:57:45 PM
I asked what your worst personality traits were and you said "self sabotage" but that's not a real answer. The question you need to ask yourself is "why do women not want to spend any time with me at all".
I don’t know why. I’ve asked my friends (male and female) and they also don’t know the answer beyond that I don’t try. Most of them think I should have a gf or seem to able to do it. But when I try I fail anyways, so what’s the point?

Of course your answer will be “eventually” or something just as meaningless.
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/I+think+i+see+the+problem_a71bff_4174844.jpg)

Seriously rax, if you don't care enough to try for yourself, how can you ask someone to try for you and then be pissed when they don't? You're being unfair to yourself and any potential dates :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 01:16:17 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 07, 2018, 12:58:24 PM
Rahx:  What advice did you take?  Honest question as I'm confused what you've changed or did based on people's comments here.  (not saying you didn't, but I'm not seeing where you explained what advice you took)

And you just went on one date that didn't work out and are acting like it's incel pitty party time lol
People said I had a negative and self defeated attitude. That since I didn’t like or wasn’t comfortable with myself I wouldn’t attract anyone. I tried becoming more comfortable with myself. My hair has always been a personal issue, so I decided to try and find a style so that I could leave it naturally curly and actually like it. I did and I felt much better about my looks.

People said I needed to find a better style. I focused on asking female friends what kind of clothes I should wear. I found that I should wear slimmer outfits and different colors that match my olive skin tone.

People said I should find hobbies that I like and can share beyond say video games and anime. I started to become more social. Going out, getting involved in craft beer. Going to music shows more and more More emphasis on movies as an art form and so on. I find I am able to talk to people about much more things and life experiences now. But also more comfortable with talking about my nerdy stuff in a fun way that I think attracts people as I’m comfortable with what I like.

People said I should go out more. I’ve gone out a lot more. Even my sister thinks I go out and do much more fun things then she ever did.

Those are some of the things I think.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 01:20:18 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 01:11:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 01:07:52 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 07, 2018, 12:57:45 PM
I asked what your worst personality traits were and you said "self sabotage" but that's not a real answer. The question you need to ask yourself is "why do women not want to spend any time with me at all".
I don’t know why. I’ve asked my friends (male and female) and they also don’t know the answer beyond that I don’t try. Most of them think I should have a gf or seem to able to do it. But when I try I fail anyways, so what’s the point?

Of course your answer will be “eventually” or something just as meaningless.
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/I+think+i+see+the+problem_a71bff_4174844.jpg)

Seriously rax, if you don't care enough to try for yourself, how can you ask someone to try for you and then be pissed when they don't? You're being unfair to yourself and any potential dates :gurl
Um what? My friends accuse me of not trying to find a gf. I do try and when I do the experince is negative. The few times I’ve talked to women with that potential I’ve tried my best. Of course it ends with disappointment. Of course you see plenty of guys who don’t have to try at all. So what’s the lesson here?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 07, 2018, 01:22:34 PM
Giving up and blaming the other are not on the list of possible answers, but I see why they would be attractive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 07, 2018, 01:29:38 PM
Where do you live?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 01:34:00 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 07, 2018, 01:29:38 PM
Where do you live?
Chicago.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on September 07, 2018, 01:35:35 PM
If Rahx likes Atra's tinder matches you should exchange accounts for a bit. When you meet one of the girls in real life just say you got the reverse Michael Jackson disease and turned black overnight.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 07, 2018, 01:35:56 PM
Have you thought about playing the long game with a waitress or cashier somewhere and asking her out? Usually works for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 07, 2018, 01:48:27 PM
Go to a fucking therapist.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 01:51:52 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 01:09:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 12:55:32 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 12:43:12 PM
I find your post pretty pointless and a complete misread Artra.

I’m 28 and have been open to dating and been off and on tinder for years. Out of tons of matches there’s been maybe 3 that I like and no I don’t have radical tastes/standards. That’s plenty of years and swiping. How patient do I have to be? You say maybe you get one match you like a week? I’d love if that happen Artra.

And your reading of me is wrong. I have no ego when it comes to women. I don’t think I can get any, probably because I haven’t and when I try it just ends in disappointment. So there is no ego to feed. I don’t go on there for validations that I’m attractive. The only validation that I get is that I’m not attractive. I’m not going for the botttom of the barrel. I swipe on everything just because it’s easier and quicker. But what I get is the bottom of the barrel.

And become uncomfortable with discomfort? What does that even mean man? All I’m use is to discomfort.

Again who are you to even talk. You showed me your matches. They were great. Wow it took several weeks to get them.  Better than never.

And I took people’s advice. Where did t lead me? Back to this.
Assi said I look like Harvey Weinstein and I agree to a degree.  :doge

Why does a Harvey Weinstein looking motherfucker like myself get to date cute girls and you don't? I don't understand.  :doge
I guess because your white or fit the hipster mold that some girls like.
The girl I lost my v-card to is now in a loving relationship with a chubby mixed guy with your skin tone and hair. :yeshrug

Also, I think you're mixing me up with BrandNew. I am by no means a hipster.  :holeup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 01:58:57 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 07, 2018, 01:35:56 PM
Have you thought about playing the long game with a waitress or cashier somewhere and asking her out? Usually works for me.
Eh, I cant get any good tinder matches. I doubt I’m going to woo cute waitresses and cashiers who get hit on all the time.

Plus who probably are super annoyed at the thought of it.

This is the worst advice of the thread.

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on September 07, 2018, 01:48:27 PM

The girl I lost my v-card to is now in a loving relationship with a chubby mixed guy with your skin tone and hair. :yeshrug

Also, I think you're mixing me up with BrandNew. I am by no means a hipster
Go to a fucking therapist.
I did. They thought I was fine. I didn’t need to keep going.

And well Artra I don’t like Latino girls and never match with them anyway so that doesn’t help me.

Either way I think this has run it course now.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 02:07:14 PM
And Assimilate is right, you guys just try to parade false hope and advice that amounts to “eventually I guess it will happen. All Assimilate does is point out that the cards are stacked against you and they always will be so you have to deal with them.

Like when we talked about height. I’ve personally been told my height is a problem, yet here it was oh height isn’t a problem. Oh the girls that care(the majority) are lame and eventually you’ll find one who isn’t so lame.

Assimilate adds “yes when they are 35 and just settling on you”. Which is such a nice a hopeful idea.

So I don’t even know why everyone is so down on him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 02:09:02 PM
Christ you’re a piece of work. Not dating Latinas?  :lol  You’re missing out, imho.  :doge

Anyways, I’m finally ignoring your ass with Tasty’s chrome extension.

Good luck with your boi Assi.  :wow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 02:15:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 02:09:02 PM
Christ you’re a piece of work. Not dating Latinas?  :lol  You’re missing out, imho.  :doge

Anyways, I’m finally ignoring your ass with Tasty’s chrome extension.

Good luck with your boi Assi.  :wow
Good, I won’t have to read the expert advice of someone who obsessed over and constantly refers to a girl he “dated” for a week.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on September 07, 2018, 02:18:40 PM
The ultimate good vibes thread.

 :itagaki
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 07, 2018, 02:27:25 PM
You're no different than every other sadsack incel I've seen in my life.

You are too prideful and hate that you have to put yourself out there for rejection or ambivalence. You hate having to try harder than other people to find love. You hate the rules of dating/courting and feel more comfortable protesting them than actively participating.

You're like a poor person who wants to be wealthy, but doesn't want to engage in "the game" that is required to get wealthy. You'd rather buy scratch-off lotto tickets and bitch about how unfair life is. Waiting for that "magic windfall" to somehow fall in your lap.

Which is fine. Because millions of people go through life never changing and remain stuck in the rut they dug for themselves. So, get comfortable and focus on something else in your life. Dating just isn't in the cards for you.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 02:36:19 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on September 07, 2018, 02:27:25 PM


Which is fine. Because millions of people go through life never changing and remain stuck in the rut they dug for themselves. So, get comfortable and focus on something else in your life. Dating just isn't in the cards for you.
Well yes thank you. That’s what I’ve been saying. This is what I’ve been trying to have confirmed.

But the rest of what you said is stupid. There doesn’t seem to be any rules and if there are the are lose and only apply to some. And as if any of you have to try hard at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 07, 2018, 02:38:00 PM
If that's what you want to hear, fine, but to claim that its unfair and that women are to blame is absolutely bullshit.  Sack up and admit that you're not dateable because you have massive confidence issues, not because girls outright reject you because of how you look.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 02:44:28 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on September 07, 2018, 02:38:00 PM
If that's what you want to hear, fine, but to claim that its unfair and that women are to blame is absolutely bullshit.  Sack up and admit that you're not dateable because you have massive confidence issues, not because girls outright reject you because of how you look.
If I looked good wouldn’t I be matching with what I want on tinder?

I don’t match with anything I like and since tinder is based only at looks when it comes to looks....

We can conclude looks are the problem.

And I don’t have massive confidence problems. My confidence has its ups and downs. It’s been pretty high this whole year to the point I could feel the positivity. It was even here on this forum.

But then I was reminded of how wrong that is and again the reply is well I guess try it again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 02:45:30 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on September 07, 2018, 02:27:25 PM
You're no different than every other sadsack incel I've seen in my life.

You are too prideful and hate that you have to put yourself out there for rejection or ambivalence. You hate having to try harder than other people to find love. You hate the rules of dating/courting and feel more comfortable protesting them than actively participating.

You're like a poor person who wants to be wealthy, but doesn't want to engage in "the game" that is required to get wealthy. You'd rather buy scratch-off lotto tickets and bitch about how unfair life is. Waiting for that "magic windfall" to somehow fall in your lap.

Which is fine. Because millions of people go through life never changing and remain stuck in the rut they dug for themselves. So, get comfortable and focus on something else in your life. Dating just isn't in the cards for you.
(http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/icarly/images/2/29/THIS.gif/revision/latest?cb=20110628233342)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 02:47:20 PM
She came online and read my msg but hasnt send a response. I mean im fine with not seeing eachother but I find it kinda fucked up to just ghost someone but w/e I guess its the new standard

I wanted to send some shit like 'If you dont wanna meet up thats cool too, just thought we had a good time on monday.. '

But i probably wont send it.. Wont do me any good anyway

Guess im just bummed cause she didnt seem like a complete asocial awkward uninteresting person like the last few women Ive been on dates with
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 02:54:48 PM
But why? I have nothing to gain but nothing to lose as well right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 02:54:49 PM
NO! Chicks love it when you send a "plz respond" message. It makes them feel wanted. Sending them like 5 in a row is best for yielding results.

Please post outcome.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 03:00:50 PM
In all honesty I probably screwed up somewhere, but where? Like I guess she liked me enough to make out with me for 45 minutes and tell me through a txt message it wasnt just because of the wine, and then ghosting me seems pretty fucking strange.

So I don't really understand which is what I find most annoying of all. But ok I wont run after her since she hasnt even bothered to respond which is obviously a big fucking hint that no she doesnt want to go on a second date.

Which could be for a multitude of reasons so I shouldnt even concern myself with them.

I just rather get a message back saying sorry I dont think its gonna be a thing or its not happening.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 07, 2018, 03:08:53 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 02:54:48 PM
But why? I have nothing to gain but nothing to lose as well right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU3Pk6oDNRU
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 03:12:18 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on September 07, 2018, 03:08:53 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 02:54:48 PM
But why? I have nothing to gain but nothing to lose as well right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU3Pk6oDNRU

Haha no I get that, but that's on the extreme scale of sending "Hey I thought you said you wanted to hang out again but if you don't, that's cool too" or something to that effect

I guess in the end it just makes you seem desperate haha. Or at least thats how a woman might perceive it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 03:34:34 PM
In other news, I matched with these 3 cuties with a bio that says I'm just looking for weed and these two images  :doge:
https://i.imgur.com/hW3a2xX.mp4 (https://i.imgur.com/yTPglFt.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/rZuWS9g.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 03:39:26 PM
“I’m Artra I have to try and wait for my matches”

*matches with decent looking women quickly when resuming tinder*

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 07, 2018, 03:45:12 PM
Jesus Christ  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 07, 2018, 03:48:02 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 02:44:28 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on September 07, 2018, 02:38:00 PM
If that's what you want to hear, fine, but to claim that its unfair and that women are to blame is absolutely bullshit.  Sack up and admit that you're not dateable because you have massive confidence issues, not because girls outright reject you because of how you look.
If I looked good wouldn’t I be matching with what I want on tinder?

I don’t match with anything I like and since tinder is based only at looks when it comes to looks....

We can conclude looks are the problem.

And I don’t have massive confidence problems. My confidence has its ups and downs. It’s been pretty high this whole year to the point I could feel the positivity. It was even here on this forum.

But then I was reminded of how wrong that is and again the reply is well I guess try it again.

Im a thick and voluptuous fat fuck that has a huge beard and the online banging Ive done has been with petite women. There's a cute lady that wants to bang you, but you commit constant self sabotage.

Stop being a coward, fuck women that want to fuck you. Don't even worry about getting it up or sex, meet with someone and see what happens.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 04:00:11 PM
Quote from: mormapope on September 07, 2018, 03:48:02 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 02:44:28 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on September 07, 2018, 02:38:00 PM
If that's what you want to hear, fine, but to claim that its unfair and that women are to blame is absolutely bullshit.  Sack up and admit that you're not dateable because you have massive confidence issues, not because girls outright reject you because of how you look.
If I looked good wouldn’t I be matching with what I want on tinder?

I don’t match with anything I like and since tinder is based only at looks when it comes to looks....

We can conclude looks are the problem.

And I don’t have massive confidence problems. My confidence has its ups and downs. It’s been pretty high this whole year to the point I could feel the positivity. It was even here on this forum.

But then I was reminded of how wrong that is and again the reply is well I guess try it again.

Im a thick and voluptuous fat fuck that has a huge beard and the online banging Ive done has been with petite women. There's a cute lady that wants to bang you, but you commit constant self sabotage.

Stop being a coward, fuck women that want to fuck you. Don't even worry about getting it up or sex, meet with someone and see what happens.
But you found those petite women attractive right? I’m not matching with cute ladies. I’m a coward? I’ve gone on dates with the few tinder girls that I matched with that I liked enough to progress that far. I have no problem meeting up with people I like. I’m not going to meet up with people don’t. None of you would.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 04:16:35 PM
Why are you still here? Shouldn't you be PM'ing Assi?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 07, 2018, 04:29:25 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 03:00:50 PM
In all honesty I probably screwed up somewhere, but where? Like I guess she liked me enough to make out with me for 45 minutes and tell me through a txt message it wasnt just because of the wine, and then ghosting me seems pretty fucking strange.

So I don't really understand which is what I find most annoying of all. But ok I wont run after her since she hasnt even bothered to respond which is obviously a big fucking hint that no she doesnt want to go on a second date.

Which could be for a multitude of reasons so I shouldnt even concern myself with them.

I just rather get a message back saying sorry I dont think its gonna be a thing or its not happening.

Ask yourself, are you more upset at being rejected or at not getting with this girl?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 04:35:52 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on September 07, 2018, 04:29:25 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 03:00:50 PM
In all honesty I probably screwed up somewhere, but where? Like I guess she liked me enough to make out with me for 45 minutes and tell me through a txt message it wasnt just because of the wine, and then ghosting me seems pretty fucking strange.

So I don't really understand which is what I find most annoying of all. But ok I wont run after her since she hasnt even bothered to respond which is obviously a big fucking hint that no she doesnt want to go on a second date.

Which could be for a multitude of reasons so I shouldnt even concern myself with them.

I just rather get a message back saying sorry I dont think its gonna be a thing or its not happening.

Ask yourself, are you more upset at being rejected or at not getting with this girl?

Probably the latter. Her interests seemed to align with mine, her humor was on point and I had a good time with her.

I'm not new to rejection so that part doesn't really phase me. The thing that hurts/annoys me is not knowing why she hasn't responded at all.. I did my best and I might have fucked up somewhere but I'd appreciate it to be let known that I fucked up. Or that she isn't feeling it or whatevs.

Obviously a second date is out of the question.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on September 07, 2018, 04:53:39 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 03:39:26 PM
“I’m Artra I have to try and wait for my matches”

*matches with decent looking women quickly when resuming tinder*



This is fourth grade level sour grapes :lol

Thanks for the chuckle.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 04:57:54 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on September 07, 2018, 04:29:25 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 03:00:50 PM
In all honesty I probably screwed up somewhere, but where? Like I guess she liked me enough to make out with me for 45 minutes and tell me through a txt message it wasnt just because of the wine, and then ghosting me seems pretty fucking strange.

So I don't really understand which is what I find most annoying of all. But ok I wont run after her since she hasnt even bothered to respond which is obviously a big fucking hint that no she doesnt want to go on a second date.

Which could be for a multitude of reasons so I shouldnt even concern myself with them.

I just rather get a message back saying sorry I dont think its gonna be a thing or its not happening.

Ask yourself, are you more upset at being rejected or at not getting with this girl?

Also I've never actually been ghosted before so that's probably what's fucking me up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 05:02:01 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 07, 2018, 04:53:39 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 03:39:26 PM
“I’m Artra I have to try and wait for my matches”

*matches with decent looking women quickly when resuming tinder*



This is fourth grade level sour grapes :lol

Thanks for the chuckle.
Yeah I guess it is sour grapes to point out someone's bullshit when thier point was "Oh it's not bad, I have it just as bad as you".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2018, 05:26:59 PM
This show has jumped the shart. [sic]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 05:35:26 PM
100+ matches with uggos btw.

And man what a change in tone from yesterday! So much for believing in people.

I really did'nt throw shots at anyone. You guys threw shots at me though. But you're right, nobody does care. Which is why all of you give shit advice that no one should ever listen to.

So please continue telling people "oh be nice and eventually.." and helping Atra through his paranoid Tinder episodes where he says he's done, but comes back a week later and matches with people despite it being hard or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 07, 2018, 05:44:56 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 07, 2018, 05:44:33 PM
The main difference is Atra isn't a shitlord.

:larry

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 05:47:39 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 06, 2018, 05:42:43 PM
You can do it, Rahx. I believe in you, buddy!

Just chill out tonight, start up again when you feel comfortable. You'll get there sooner than you think.

Quote from: Exodust on September 06, 2018, 05:56:06 PM
Ignore the hate, Rahx. Assimilate won't help you, getting flustered over women on dating apps won't help you, getting into a bitch fight online won't help you, feeding into misogynistic views won't help you.

Log off, chill, once you're chill go ahead and start again. I'm sure you'll find what you want. :)

Quote from: Exodust on September 07, 2018, 05:44:33 PM
The main difference is Atra isn't a shitlord
What a transition.

Quote from: Exodust on September 07, 2018, 05:44:33 PM


I was being supportive in jest, btw. It gets boring when all you do is whine, whine, whine. Thought the  :) would have given it away.


Oh so you were also just being a shitlord? Oh ok. I'm actually hurt.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 07, 2018, 05:44:56 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 07, 2018, 05:44:33 PM
The main difference is Atra isn't a shitlord.

:larry
I’m a memelord. :birb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 07, 2018, 05:50:36 PM
everyone treating rahx the same way a "nice" guy treats a girl who doesn't give him what he wants  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 05:56:30 PM
Since she said she was a huge Monty Python was ( which I also am ) I might send her this tomorrow monday if I still hear zip from her

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/09/sad.gif)

And then move on  :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 05:59:04 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 07, 2018, 05:57:05 PM
Dude just fucking stop. You've gotten obsessive.

I don't see how I've gotten obsessive since I haven't actually send her anything yet.

I'm just strongly debating sending at least something to the effect of " hey thought you had a good time last week, guess it's not going to work out, that's cool " , sending that gif or just not sending anything at all.

Like I said I've never been ghosted I find it a bit difficult to accept :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 06:00:29 PM
As an experiment someone should use Rahx’s photos on their own tinder profile just to prove to him it’s his limpdicked attitude & victim complex that is getting him no where and not his looks. :yeshrug

Normally I’d do this myself but at this point I couldn’t give a flying sloppy wet fuck.  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 06:02:42 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 05:59:04 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 07, 2018, 05:57:05 PM
Dude just fucking stop. You've gotten obsessive.

I don't see how I've gotten obsessive since I haven't actually send her anything yet.

I'm just strongly debating sending at least something to the effect of " hey thought you had a good time last week, guess it's not going to work out, that's cool " , sending that gif or just not sending anything at all.

Like I said I've never been ghosted I find it a bit difficult to accept :)
As someone who used to get all worked up about this kind of stuff please for the love of god don’t send her anything more.  :doge

You’ll just cringe later for being so corny and pathetic.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 06:03:26 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 07, 2018, 05:57:05 PM
Dude just fucking stop. You've gotten obsessive.
No. Send that gif then follow it up with this one
(http://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6ZsZdSYO2P4rvUOc/giphy.gif)


Pls post results
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 06:05:07 PM
Sending a gif of Arthur King of the Brittons is never corny though  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 07, 2018, 06:06:34 PM
Send a text where you pretend to text another girl and say that you are sorry that you had to leave after making her cum 5 times.

Follow it up with another text 3 minutes later in which you apologize for this mix up.


:success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 06:06:52 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 06:05:07 PM
Sending a gif of Arthur King of the Brittons is never corny though  :doge
As someone who has posed as a girl on tinder (multiple times) ...yeah it kinda is.  :doge

Especially when it’s coming from a thirsty dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 07, 2018, 06:08:10 PM
I remember when assi was the big time jerk up in here. y'all treat rahx 10 times worse than assi ever did  ::) :trumps


assi was just keeping it real and has been right about everything this entire time  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 06:10:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 06:06:52 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 06:05:07 PM
Sending a gif of Arthur King of the Brittons is never corny though  :doge
As someone who has posed as a girl on tinder (multiple times) ...yeah it kinda is.  :doge

Especially when it’s coming from a thirsty dude.

wtf

 ???

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 06:11:38 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 07, 2018, 06:06:34 PM
Send a text where you pretend to text another girl and say that you are sorry that you had to leave after making her cum 5 times.

Follow it up with another text 3 minutes later in which you apologize for this mix up.


:success

https://youtu.be/1xyIKN-yFi4

Ahh the old ' accidental text on purpose '

I doubt that's going to work hahahahahaha but I love it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 06:12:57 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 06:10:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 06:06:52 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 06:05:07 PM
Sending a gif of Arthur King of the Brittons is never corny though  :doge
As someone who has posed as a girl on tinder (multiple times) ...yeah it kinda is.  :doge

Especially when it’s coming from a thirsty dude.

wtf

 ???
I guess you weren’t here for the FemAtra episodes.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 06:13:10 PM
Just post more pics of tinder matches
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Quote from: filler on September 07, 2018, 06:08:10 PM
I remember when assi was the big time jerk up in here. y'all treat rahx 10 times worse than assi ever did  ::) :trumps


assi was just keeping it real and has been right about everything this entire time  :rejoice
Welp, he's not wrong....
(http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/anna-sloan-gif-1.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 06:22:45 PM
Whatever fuck you Atra.

None of you understand how frustrating it is. I can't help that my brain tries to think "logically". It tries to use "evidence" to support it's usually negative impressions. Thanks to the bore and events last year I gained a new perspective. I saw myself becoming another incel fuck and I did'nt want that. I knew that's not something I wanted to be and I needed to become comfortable with myself. The bore's advice was "hey you have to love yourself first" and honestly I did take strides to become a more positive person. And I know it was felt on here and in real life. But every time I think it's cool to dop back into dating I just feel like it tells me all my negative feelings and impulses are right and when I try to argue with members of the bore or friends I'm told I'm wrong, only for my own experince to back it up.

Yes Atra you can say it's not my pictures, it's my attitude. But how? Women on tinder don't know my attitude! They don't know my personality. They don't know anything except my pictures. And I'm sorry I don't match with the kind of girls you match with. That is a fact and I'm tired of you telling me my experince is wrong. I match mostly with women that I'm sure are perfectly ok, but I don't find them attractive and it only reinfornces yes my narative that I can't get what I'm looking for. Maybe I need to change what I'm looking for? Maybe, but it's impossible to put that in a nicer wording that dosen't sound like "yeah you need to settle for something you don't like". And I know you may find this hard to belive, but I find a great deal of women attractive. As I've gotten older there's more 8s in the world, but I just can't seem to get them.

But that's just on tinder, which is why I dropped it.

In real life I'm aware that the women I'd be open to, do notice me.  But I just don't know how to make that transition.

But I was told to retry tinder. I didn't want to. I got matched with the usual types, but some ok ones.

I went on a date with one. I thought it went very well. I tried not to be too hyped for it, but I thought wow my changes and improvements are making a change.

And then for whatever reason it blew up in my face.

I realize my reaction to this is ridiculous and I should just brush it off and try again.

But I am easily discouraged.

And it keeps happening to me. I meet a nice girl and and do try. And not try like I talk to her forever and then wait to finally ask them out. I've taken the advice given here and try and pull the trigger as quick as possible and it just keeps failling.

And I get so disappointed and hesitant of wanting to try again.

When the most recent girl said that nothing was going to happen. My initial response was "ok". I mean whatever there's not much I can do and I mean my life goes on.

But then I thought more and more about how man it really sucks how I just can't get it despite putting my best foot forward and I'm just like this really sucks. And you can't help but feel like something is less about you. Espically since it's been going on forever and everyone else seems to have an easier time.

I'm not a bad person and yes I'll be fine without sex and women and whatever. It's not going to kill me, but Jesus chirst am I just out here confused and frustrated.

And sometimes I don't take kindly to some of the things you have to say because you think I'm just whinning. Like I don't want to be an asshat on here(ok sometimes I do), but I'm just so frustrated. I don't want to be a pos incel. I want to be successful with at least one woman. Like I just want want everyone wants and it seems so unattainable that I just get mad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 06:25:47 PM
On the real, I'm glad I'm out of the dating game. This internet shit seems like it's a nightmare. Rahx is better looking than me and not getting any so I'd be done. Of course I'd also take it to some of these ladies he's passing up too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 07, 2018, 06:28:00 PM
we love you and we support you, rahx. it's always ok to vent to your bore brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 06:36:24 PM
Quote from: filler on September 07, 2018, 06:28:00 PM
we love you and we support you, rahx. it's always ok to vent to your bore brehs.
Welp, he's not wrong...
(http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/anna-sloan-gif-1.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 06:43:56 PM
I'm up to 5 matches with my weed profile now lol.

Which one should I message first? :success
(https://i.imgur.com/h82B5My.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/kgdrCrc.jpg)
(note: her boys are her pet rats  :doge )

(https://i.imgur.com/V9oCcmG.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/zj8BOjf.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/rqqGCek.jpg)

edit: Also, one of them better have some bud or I'm gonna be pissed.  :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 06:52:57 PM
Liberty and McKenna :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 06:56:10 PM
also annaleis is 100% holding
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 07, 2018, 07:01:06 PM
You've read the note on "Laila"'s profile, yes?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:03:15 PM
Yes but I don’t fuck with MMF threesomes. Especially since her bf has tacky nerd tattoos.  :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 07:04:04 PM
smoke some weed then smoke some pole ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 07, 2018, 07:05:44 PM
more pics of liberty before i make a final decision
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:10:05 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on September 07, 2018, 07:05:44 PM
more pics of liberty before i make a final decision
(https://i.imgur.com/SjU57ZF.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/A026kef.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/aTUZG04.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/4guOzPs.jpg)

 :itagaki :quark :ryker :woody :checkit  :woooo :dsp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 07, 2018, 07:12:16 PM
i love it :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 07:13:05 PM
:playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 07, 2018, 07:13:25 PM
msg asap
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:16:22 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on September 07, 2018, 07:13:25 PM
msg asap
I'll have to message them tomorrow since I have a metric-fuck-ton of work I have to finish tonight thanks to labor day condensing the work week.  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 07, 2018, 07:17:04 PM
msg her now dumbass
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:18:39 PM
But it's Friday night.

I want to make it seem like I'm out partying/having a good time with my bros or something.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 07, 2018, 07:19:18 PM
Atra...what are your age settings?

Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 04:57:54 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on September 07, 2018, 04:29:25 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 03:00:50 PM
In all honesty I probably screwed up somewhere, but where? Like I guess she liked me enough to make out with me for 45 minutes and tell me through a txt message it wasnt just because of the wine, and then ghosting me seems pretty fucking strange.

So I don't really understand which is what I find most annoying of all. But ok I wont run after her since she hasnt even bothered to respond which is obviously a big fucking hint that no she doesnt want to go on a second date.

Which could be for a multitude of reasons so I shouldnt even concern myself with them.

I just rather get a message back saying sorry I dont think its gonna be a thing or its not happening.

Ask yourself, are you more upset at being rejected or at not getting with this girl?

Also I've never actually been ghosted before so that's probably what's fucking me up

If she's not texting back after you made out, she's likely not feeling like dating. The most logical thing is that she's afraid of having too much chemistry with you but she's not in the right place emotionally yet to jump into a relationship. I'd lie to make you feel better but the argument is sound.

Also, I did what you're considering after my first online date and found out she was actually trying to avoid texting back too soon. We continued dating but I am not a role model.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:23:22 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on September 07, 2018, 07:19:18 PM
Atra...what are your age settings?
18 to 30

Most of the time young girls are more likely to fuck with you if you have silly meme shit in your profile.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2018, 07:24:45 PM
30 is too low :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 07:25:17 PM
https://imgur.com/a/JS21DQW

Here are my recent matches. See, I'm not matching with anything like "Liberty". This my league right here. So you can stop telling me what I can get Atra.

I also match with weirdos I notice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 07:25:20 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on September 07, 2018, 07:19:18 PM
Atra...what are your age settings?

Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 04:57:54 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on September 07, 2018, 04:29:25 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 03:00:50 PM
In all honesty I probably screwed up somewhere, but where? Like I guess she liked me enough to make out with me for 45 minutes and tell me through a txt message it wasnt just because of the wine, and then ghosting me seems pretty fucking strange.

So I don't really understand which is what I find most annoying of all. But ok I wont run after her since she hasnt even bothered to respond which is obviously a big fucking hint that no she doesnt want to go on a second date.

Which could be for a multitude of reasons so I shouldnt even concern myself with them.

I just rather get a message back saying sorry I dont think its gonna be a thing or its not happening.

Ask yourself, are you more upset at being rejected or at not getting with this girl?

Also I've never actually been ghosted before so that's probably what's fucking me up

If she's not texting back after you made out, she's likely not feeling like dating. The most logical thing is that she's afraid of having too much chemistry with you but she's not in the right place emotionally yet to jump into a relationship. I'd lie to make you feel better but the argument is sound.

Also, I did what you're considering after my first online date and found out she was actually trying to avoid texting back too soon. We continued dating but I am not a role model.

Thanks man. Since you continued dating.. You say you did what I am considering. As in send her a message asking what's up? Send a corny Monty Python gif?  :lol ;)

Any clue how I can turn it around if still at all possible?

Like just not send her a message anymore ever? Which I've not done so far.

Give her a call a week from now asking what's up?

I never got a clear no from her but obviously she's not saying yes either.

Personally I think I might have gone too far in kissing her at the end of the date, but fuck it man she seemed super into it, it didn't last 30mins for nothing.
And like I said, we really had a lot of things in common. Shit we liked when we were kids, stuff now, religion, music/food/movies. We both aren't from around this area so we had some common ground on that as well.

That's why I'm kinda super frustrated. I was glad to be able to fix this girl via Tinder, she seemed super chill and then the actual date was super chill as well. I mean it's not like it's the end of the fucking world eh but I kinda feel shat upon right now  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2018, 07:26:39 PM
MM sorry dude you’re not turning this around, especially if you don’t ctfo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 07, 2018, 07:27:05 PM
Liberty just has to be a stripper.
No woman has outfits like these just lying around.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:28:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:23:22 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on September 07, 2018, 07:19:18 PM
Atra...what are your age settings?
18 to 30

Most of the time young girls are more likely to fuck with you if you have silly meme shit in your profile.  :doge
Also, I think the "this is fine dog" plushy is probably doing most of the leg work.  :doge

https://i.imgur.com/hW3a2xX.mp4

(https://i.imgur.com/c4jt321.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2018, 07:28:42 PM

Atra get blazed with that stripper asap
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 07, 2018, 07:28:43 PM
Or a prostitute :success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 07:28:55 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2018, 07:26:39 PM
MM sorry dude you’re not turning this around, especially if you don’t ctfo

I'm chill I'm just annoyed bro
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 07, 2018, 07:29:03 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 07, 2018, 07:27:05 PM
Liberty just has to be a stripper.
No woman has outfits like these just lying around.

i'm too busy looking at her feet  :delicious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 07:30:10 PM
bossette is cute but already seems like a bit much :doge

rahx use meme magic to get pussy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:31:01 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 07:28:55 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 07, 2018, 07:26:39 PM
MM sorry dude you’re not turning this around, especially if you don’t ctfo

I'm chill I'm just annoyed bro
It's okay to be annoyed. Just don't transfer that annoyance into desperation.

My advice, smoke a blunt and watch some cartoons. That's what I do now after a date so my mind isn't racing about "what ifs" and "shoulda, woulda, coulda's".  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 07, 2018, 07:32:13 PM
Yeah liberty has the option to share her profile.  She is definitely a pro. No that there's anything wrong with that.
Guaranteed success at a date :success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 07, 2018, 07:34:15 PM
kenny knows whats up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:34:16 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 07, 2018, 07:32:13 PM
Yeah liberty has the option to share her profile.  She is definitely a pro. No that there's anything wrong with that.
Guaranteed success at a date :success
All tinder profiles have that actually.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 07:36:39 PM
atra blaze it with that hooker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 07, 2018, 07:36:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:34:16 PM

All tinder profiles have that actually.  :doge

Was only seeing that option on her profile.

In my defense: That wasn't th case when i used tinder like 5 years ago. And it's actually pretty creepy.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 07:37:10 PM
I have weed but chicks don't really seem to engaged in that since you can buy it wherever here  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:37:40 PM
Quote from: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 07:36:39 PM
atra blaze it with that hooker
Only if she lets me watch Adventure Time on her TV.  :esports

Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 07:37:10 PM
I have weed but chicks don't really seem to engaged in that since you can buy it wherever here  :lol
I live in a fairly conservative/anti-weed state in the US so the fact that I have a plug means I'm a fucking weed god to some of these girls.  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 07:37:50 PM
in the south you can definitely get your dick sucked for some weed

or meth
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 07, 2018, 07:38:54 PM
unload some bitcoins to unload in liberty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 07, 2018, 07:40:21 PM
I like this reboot of the show much better than the previous season.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 07, 2018, 07:47:55 PM
msg liberty now,  if you hurry you could get laid tonight.

Maybe she'll do it just for weed :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Snowden on September 07, 2018, 07:50:08 PM
Liberty needs to get it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 07:51:02 PM
Quote from: nachobro on September 07, 2018, 07:30:10 PM
bossette is cute but already seems like a bit much :doge

rahx use meme magic to get pussy
Yeah well then there is this.

(https://i.imgur.com/x3COcJO.jpg)

All I'm looking for is a basic white girl who likes movies and drinking and has long hair.
Quote from: riotous on September 07, 2018, 07:35:47 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 07:25:17 PM
https://imgur.com/a/JS21DQW

Here are my recent matches. See, I'm not matching with anything like "Liberty". This my league right here. So you can stop telling me what I can get Atra.

I also match with weirdos I notice.

Atras recent matches are for a profile with 2 meme.pictures and a message about weed in the profile, did you miss that part?

I don't think "actual attra" is matching with Liberty's, it's chicks thinking he has weed lol
I know what his actual matches look like.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 07:55:17 PM
Narrator: in hindsight Atra would remember those posts as the steps that eventually lead him to only having one kidney.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 07, 2018, 07:55:19 PM
Katie is thicc :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 07:59:19 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 07, 2018, 07:55:17 PM
Narrator: in hindsight Atra would remember those posts as the steps that eventually lead him to only having one kidney.
I keep a knife in my left shoe/boot and a piece in my car during drug deals. (https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/birdman2.png)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm joking about the gun in my car. I do have a knife tho.  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 08:05:10 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 07, 2018, 07:53:57 PM
I'd fuck the shit outta Katie
Maybe you just like big women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 08:06:07 PM
Can I ask y'all something?

So before I dated this girl once, we had various contacts through Tinder first before we went over to whatsapp

at one point after talking for awhile I asked her to meet up next friday? No response for three weeks straight

So at one point I sent this:

Guess not  :lol. But it was nice sortof getting to know you  :lol. Maybe we'll see eachother one day and you'll think damn why didn't I respond to his messages  :wtf :drool

Two weeks later she sends

Hey sorry I havent responded for awhile! Vacation and heat waves came up  :-[ But I'd still like to meet up! If you'd still like that as well?

So you know I was already pretty proud of myself that I even managed to still fix a date with this girl after sending such a seemingly assholish message
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 08:07:31 PM
I don't like all women. Espically big women.

I set my location to Tokyo since I paid for premium. Lets see what happens.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 07, 2018, 08:10:16 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 08:06:07 PM
Can I ask y'all something?

So before I dated this girl once, we had various contacts through Tinder first before we went over to whatsapp

at one point after talking for awhile I asked her to meet up next friday? No response for three weeks straight

So at one point I sent this:

Guess not  :lol. But it was nice sortof getting to know you  :lol. Maybe we'll see eachother one day and you'll think damn why didn't I respond to his messages  :wtf :drool

Two weeks later she sends

Hey sorry I havent responded for awhile! Vacation and heat waves came up  :-[ But I'd still like to meet up! If you'd still like that as well?

So you know I was already pretty proud of myself that I even managed to still fix a date with this girl after sending such a seemingly assholish message

Advice #1

Have some self respect.

Don't send salty ass texts and then still try to get a date.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 07, 2018, 08:11:59 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 08:07:31 PM
I don't like all women. Espically big women.

I set my location to Tokyo since I paid for premium. Lets see what happens.

Are you going to fly to Tokyo then? :confused
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 08:13:20 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 07, 2018, 08:10:16 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 08:06:07 PM
Can I ask y'all something?

So before I dated this girl once, we had various contacts through Tinder first before we went over to whatsapp

at one point after talking for awhile I asked her to meet up next friday? No response for three weeks straight

So at one point I sent this:

Guess not  :lol. But it was nice sortof getting to know you  :lol. Maybe we'll see eachother one day and you'll think damn why didn't I respond to his messages  :wtf :drool

Two weeks later she sends

Hey sorry I havent responded for awhile! Vacation and heat waves came up  :-[ But I'd still like to meet up! If you'd still like that as well?

So you know I was already pretty proud of myself that I even managed to still fix a date with this girl after sending such a seemingly assholish message

Advice #1

Have some self respect.

Don't send salty ass texts and then still try to get a date.

In the end I did get the date though and also made out with her

sure I got ghosted afterwards but it worked
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 08:16:16 PM
Man MMaRsu, you're almost as bad I was when I first started using Tinder seriously. And that's saying something.  :doge

Just chill. There's more fish in the sea.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 07, 2018, 08:11:59 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 08:07:31 PM
I don't like all women. Espically big women.

I set my location to Tokyo since I paid for premium. Lets see what happens.

Are you going to fly to Tokyo then? :confused
Sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 08:25:55 PM
https://imgur.com/a/9aKJoAh

These are the rest from my boost. These are at least ok.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 08:30:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 08:16:16 PM
Man MMaRsu, you're almost as bad I was when I first started using Tinder seriously. And that's saying something.  :doge

Just chill. There's more fish in the sea.

I know man im not too worried

I was just feeling this girl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 08:37:23 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 07, 2018, 08:27:01 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 07:51:02 PM
I know what his actual matches look like.

So when you made this post:

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 03:39:26 PM
“I’m Artra I have to try and wait for my matches”

*matches with decent looking women quickly when resuming tinder*

You actually knew it was about a meme/fake account?

You really are just here to complain.
Actually no I'm an idiot and can't read. I did'nt know that was a joke account purly.

But Atra has shown me his matches before and they are perfectly good.

Compared to what I get anyway.
https://imgur.com/a/ByoGcEm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 07, 2018, 09:09:20 PM
As the resident whoremonger of The Bore, Liberty is a ho fo sho.  The dead giveaway is that most of the pictures were taken in high end hotels.  Also, almost all strippers hook btw.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 07, 2018, 09:44:18 PM
how can you go around acting like a resident whoremonger when you overlooked the single biggest giveaway, her fucking name
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 09:51:10 PM
Well I'm sorry for being an asshat for the last couple of pages.

Hopefully I can become cool or rather as cool as I can be with people again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on September 07, 2018, 09:53:56 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 09:51:10 PM
Well I'm sorry for being an asshat for the last couple of pages.

Hopefully I can become cool or rather as cool as I can be with people again.

You're already cool duder, just believe in yourself. 😎👍🏻

Then to be an even cooler duder, send me nudes. 😄
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 07, 2018, 10:30:37 PM
There is so much in this thread to unravel. This thread does deliver though, fuck.

First, when the hell did Atra become the Tinder playboy? He never ends up fucking these girls Rahx. Any time he has ever matched with one it's because of smoking, if he does hang out with one (which is rare) he ends up acting all fucking gay and the girl friendzones him as quickly as possible.  Also, like i told you before, patience is a must on Tinder. Atra said it himself - he swipes a ton before actually getting a few he would actually talk to.

Second, the Bore will beat you down and dogpile if you don't apply to the status quo. These are white knight motherfuckers in here and any type of real talk will get their buttcheeks clinching. The cards are stacked against you kiddo, and you need to learn to play with the hand you've been given.

What's your style like? I'm curious to see what type of pictures you are using on Tinder for your profile. Something might be wrong with the images you are using and you simply don't know it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 07, 2018, 11:18:20 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 07, 2018, 11:00:49 PM
Dogpiling a guy for "incels exist because women are fucking stupid" = White Knight

M'ladys
Is that what is being said? Give me a break.

The system is fucked up and that is why we are getting incels. Dating in North America is brutal, even for decent looking well off dudes. For men it's like a race to the bottom now. It's sad. There's a fuckton of angry men in the U.S and i don't see it improving.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 07, 2018, 11:58:05 PM
You know what I am going to send one last ditch effort this morning. Ive already lost her interest anyway so whats to lose? If she doesnt respond to this one Ill just finally delete her off my contacts list and be done with it. Seems to me no harm can come of it. I'm already feeling bummed out anyway.

I know yall gonna tell me not to do it but fuck it I never listen anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 08, 2018, 12:16:36 AM
Quote from: riotous on September 07, 2018, 11:55:29 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 07, 2018, 11:18:20 PM
Is that what is being said? Give me a break.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:05:57 PM
This is why there are incels and mgtow and all that stupid shit because this dating thing is extremely garbage and stupid. Mostly because women are fucking stupid.

Give me a break you fat idiot.
Who the hell is fat here you lanky crack head looking motherufcker.

Don't get your shit twisted and calm down.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 08, 2018, 01:25:27 AM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on September 08, 2018, 03:42:09 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 06:43:56 PM
(note: her boys are her pet rats  :doge )


Make her rats watch as you fuck her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 08, 2018, 03:58:06 AM
Who the fuck cares about any of this shit guys
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 08, 2018, 05:30:57 AM
Those matches... seriously.  :exxy Im starting to think that Assy is right about NA, you would get decent matches just by having a somewhat different appearance if you were to use tinder here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 09:08:57 AM
I'm back in dawgz  8)

 :miyamoto  :miyamoto :miyamoto :miyamoto
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 08, 2018, 09:17:36 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 06:43:56 PM
I'm up to 5 matches with my weed profile now lol.

Which one should I message first? :success
(https://i.imgur.com/h82B5My.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/kgdrCrc.jpg)
(note: her boys are her pet rats  :doge )

(https://i.imgur.com/V9oCcmG.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/zj8BOjf.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/rqqGCek.jpg)

edit: Also, one of them better have some bud or I'm gonna be pissed.  :maf


#teamjessica

She'd prob be down for some Zelda roleplay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 08, 2018, 10:27:18 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 09:08:57 AM
I'm back in dawgz  8)

 :miyamoto  :miyamoto :miyamoto :miyamoto
spill it. did monty python work somehow?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 10:56:18 AM
No I didn't send the Monty Python gif  :lol. I basically send a long ass message, I can try to condense it

Hey x (name), I know it's kinda not done to send another message after 2 unanswered ones, but fuck it I don't really give a lot about social conventions anyway haha. I get it I kinda misbehaved on our date, alcohol right?  ::) I might have said some dumb shit lol. I probably felt way too comfortable around you, and you shouldnt always take me seriously when I've had alcohol  :lol. But I was serious about having a great time with you, if you wanna leave it at that that's cool too tho  :lol. I just felt like we had a lot of common ground which is why we had such a great vibe together. Now it's just a bit like *ghost emoticon* you got ghosted fool deal with it *ghost emoticon*. Did I really fuck up that bad?  :lol

So she sent me a message back just as long saying

hey mmarsu, first of all wow you were up early  :lol, secondly what a sincere message ^^. I had to work today so I couldn't meet up, but the museum sounds fun. I thought you didn't like going to museums? Haha. You're right about that great vibe, i felt that too and it surprised me as well...I had a really good time! I didn't respond yet because I've been busy with work, I have to decide if I want to take this other job or not so I've really been busy with that :-\ sorry about that! I should have let you know something.. I have to be honest and say I'm not sure if you're a serious type  :-[ and that's why I feel like I have to be a bit careful about meeting up *monkey with hands in front of face emoticon*



The thing is, I take it with not being sure if I'm a serious person or not, she means dating wise right? Since I did admit to having a hookup during the date and all that.

I'm not a really serious guy, I'm pretty spontaneous and crazy sometimes lol.

I havent responded yet.. I want to convince her it's worth going on another date. Then I won't consume alcohol and be a bit more serious  ;), not quite sure how to take it from here.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 08, 2018, 11:14:53 AM
you should move on
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 11:19:08 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 08, 2018, 11:14:53 AM
you should move on

That doesn't really make sense to me after what she sent
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 08, 2018, 11:21:27 AM
between 'ive been busy' and 'i'm not sure if you're serious' i wouldn't take that as being 'in' dude. learn to read between the lines a little. she didn't respond in the first place because she's not interested. she responded after you pushed it out of politeness. plenty of other fish in the sea homie
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 11:25:13 AM
Well she has been busy, thats why we had to move the date of the actual date a week.. She has her own business but is going to work at a company which is requiring her to do a lot of things at once. At least me and her had been talking about that before the date itself for awhile.

And her saying that shes not sure if im a serious type doesnt neccesarily mean that she isnt interested.

I gave her an out when I said hey if you wanna leave it at that that's cool too, and she didnt respond to that part of my message at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 08, 2018, 11:34:02 AM
eh if she hits you back go for it i guess. that reads like a soft rejection to me. if she wasn't willing to respond until you kept pushing her to, i doubt she's gonna be forward enough to explicitly reject you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 08, 2018, 11:36:50 AM
(https://i.redd.it/pg4mk3jf418z.png)

Oh god....

Well. I guess you gotta learn the hard way, MMaRsu.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 08, 2018, 11:41:19 AM
You used more emoticons than my mom, bro
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 08, 2018, 11:46:23 AM
I hope you like ghosts, MMaRsu, cause you're summoning one
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 11:56:49 AM
We'll see my bro's
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 08, 2018, 02:21:56 PM
Narrator: Kermit would later find that every so often the bore is right.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 08, 2018, 02:23:00 PM
Also guys, stop pretending that online dating is a nightmare for guys. In that at least, assi is right.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 08, 2018, 02:34:44 PM
No! The autisties have spoken! Assi is bad thought! ::)

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give me that sweet hit, filler
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 08, 2018, 03:06:38 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 08, 2018, 11:46:23 AM
I hope you like ghosts, MMaRsu, cause you're summoning one
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 08, 2018, 11:34:02 AM
eh if she hits you back go for it i guess. that reads like a soft rejection to me. if she wasn't willing to respond until you kept pushing her to, i doubt she's gonna be forward enough to explicitly reject you

Quote from: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 10:56:18 AM


hey mmarsu, first of all wow you were up early  :lol, secondly what a sincere message ^^. I had to work today so I couldn't meet up, but the museum sounds fun. I thought you didn't like going to museums? Haha. You're right about that great vibe, i felt that too and it surprised me as well...I had a really good time! I didn't respond yet because I've been busy with work, I have to decide if I want to take this other job or not so I've really been busy with that :-\ sorry about that! I should have let you know something.. I have to be honest and say I'm not sure if you're a serious type  :-[ and that's why I feel like I have to be a bit careful about meeting up *monkey with hands in front of face emoticon*


This right here changes the 'i'm busy' part of her message. That's hopeful. It gives you something to work with but if she rejects you again for another reason then forget it.

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 08, 2018, 02:34:44 PM


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give me that sweet hit, filler
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You think it's that easy to get filler's love?

 :gurl

Quote from: riotous on September 08, 2018, 03:06:16 PM
I've never personally argued against the idea that women have the advantage when it comes to finding people interested in them and not sure why anyone thinks that's the gist of arguing against Assimilate.  You are just presenting him another bullshit strawman really.

It's his reasons why he thinks it's that way that are bullshit.   Apparently the fact that women can be more selective makes them irrational for instance.   Because THAT must be why X guy was turned down by Y girl.  Chad's!
You're starting to become extremely autisty. Chill the fuck out.

That's not the only reason, but yes selection is a huge huge part of it. The more options you have the more you wait, the pickier you are, because you think you always deserve better. Social media, and the online dating system allows for this illusion of 'deserving better' to permeate through all levels of females. Females are already selective by nature, but now you've given them this fucking power lol unlike they have ever seen before, they don't know how to handle it, and guys definitely don't know how to deal with it.

The biggest drawback to this is the fact that normal everyday decent guys can't even get their foot in the door with females. Add in the social awkwardness of years of being online based humans and boom you get thousands of dudes that don't know how or cannot pull a fucking date.

I'm really not sure how this problem is going to fix itself but hopefully it does.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 08, 2018, 03:42:51 PM
Women are the gatekeepers of the future of the human species. If they want to edge us towards Hugh Jackman like height and sexiness, so be it. Just fill the void with more vidyagames and remember to clean your tear soaked pillows regularly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 04:03:43 PM
Exactly assimilate

I havent responded yet but tomorrow I will try to send another good message I just have to think hard about what exactly I'm gonna say.

To me it reads like she might be reluctant cause she thinks I'm just trying to get some and then get outta there.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 08, 2018, 04:36:49 PM
I mean, should fix itself in a few generations, right? The game hasn’t changed, reproduce or get wiped out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 08, 2018, 04:38:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xItIxyykXk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 05:23:14 PM
Quote from: filler on September 08, 2018, 04:38:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xItIxyykXk

Holy shit thanks for giving me that, I didn't know that where that sample was from. Dope dope dope

https://youtu.be/UxD5Z0ClLd8

Bonus amazing song

https://youtu.be/s02Gb8Wgc5c
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 08, 2018, 05:59:44 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 08, 2018, 05:31:41 PM


Assimilate: I'm *incoherently screeching* for noticing you call women irrational when describing rational behavior?  You need a new insult lol
What are you talking about? What is rational behavior? To a woman and at times to the standards of evolution something may be rational, but to us men it comes off completely irrational. It's the whole point i've been trying to make to Rahx, he clearly doesn't understand how this goes. The more he knows how things function the more he will be prepared to cope with it, and find ways to work within or around the system.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 08, 2018, 06:03:00 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 08, 2018, 03:42:51 PM
Women are the gatekeepers of the future of the human species. If they want to edge us towards Hugh Jackman like height and sexiness, so be it. Just fill the void with more vidyagames and remember to clean your tear soaked pillows regularly.

Joke's on women! Once enough men get gay and fuck bots reach the masses, pussy will fall from it's pedestal, mankind's numbers will dwindle, and tinder will become a lesbian and dyke bastion. 

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 08, 2018, 06:05:54 PM
https://www.gq.com/story/sperm-count-zero

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/37250405/stay-strong-its-almost-over.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 08, 2018, 06:14:43 PM
Quote from: mormapope on September 08, 2018, 06:03:00 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 08, 2018, 03:42:51 PM
Women are the gatekeepers of the future of the human species. If they want to edge us towards Hugh Jackman like height and sexiness, so be it. Just fill the void with more vidyagames and remember to clean your tear soaked pillows regularly.

Joke's on women! Once enough men get gay and fuck bots reach the masses, pussy will fall from it's pedestal, mankind's numbers will dwindle, and tinder will become a lesbian and dyke bastion.
I've been hearing this from around some female corners that men are giving up lol. Really, i've heard this and it's probably partly true.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 08, 2018, 06:22:29 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 08, 2018, 06:05:54 PM
https://www.gq.com/story/sperm-count-zero

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/37250405/stay-strong-its-almost-over.jpg)

Quote
Testosterone levels have also dropped precipitously, with effects beginning in utero and extending into adulthood. One of the most significant markers of an organism's sex is something called anogenital distance (AGD)—the measurement between the anus and the genitals. Male AGD is typically twice the length of female, a much more dramatic difference than height or weight or musculature. Lower testosterone leads to a shorter AGD, and a measurement lower than the median correlates to a man being seven times as likely to be subfertile and gives him a greater likelihood of having undescended testicles, testicular tumors, and a smaller penis. “What you are seeing in a number of systems, other developmental systems, is that the sex differences are shrinking,” Swan told me. Men are producing less sperm. They're also becoming less male.

Which made me think of this article from my man over at natty http://nattyornot.com/the-real-reasons-behind-the-testosterone-decline/

All of this is truly unsettling.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 08, 2018, 06:29:46 PM
A sedentary lifestyle will drop your T levels. I take back what I said about the vidya. Get out there and walk a trail until your balls overflow with potential.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 08, 2018, 06:33:45 PM
That GQ article is scary as fuck though. Damn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 06:35:05 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 08, 2018, 05:31:41 PM
+1 to continuing to try with that one MMarSu.

I thought you were gonna send something snarky you would regret but if the honest approach worked to at least get a response that's awesome.  I'd say give it a little time then one more try and call it good

Assimilate: I'm *incoherently screeching* for noticing you call women irrational when describing rational behavior?  You need a new insult lol

Thanks man, I might still be able to work something out here.

It's saturday night 00:34 would you suggest sending something tonight still or just tomorrow? She sent her msg at 14:00pm and I havent responded yet.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 08, 2018, 07:22:26 PM
Theres too many variables you can't see online to give good dating advice to someone else. That's why all our advice is general high-level tripe.  General rules that should work for anyone. But not enough to be tactical.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 08, 2018, 07:26:24 PM
The young man knows the rules, the old man knows the exceptions.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 07:44:04 PM
Think I'll just send something tomorrow morning?  >:( :comeon

not sure what to send yet  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 08, 2018, 07:51:34 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 07:44:04 PM
Think I'll just send something tomorrow morning?  >:( :comeon

not sure what to send yet  :-\
(http://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/294/162/36a.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 08, 2018, 07:51:35 PM
Send this exactly...

*bashfully looks down at his shoes* H-hey, you think about what I said?...

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 08, 2018, 07:51:34 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 07:44:04 PM
Think I'll just send something tomorrow morning?  >:( :comeon

not sure what to send yet  :-\
(http://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/294/162/36a.jpg)

God, this is stirring things..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 08, 2018, 07:58:27 PM
(http://i.pinimg.com/originals/0c/62/f0/0c62f02548e185bcd645ce56b20ed573.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 08, 2018, 07:58:54 PM
Wrong thread. But that works too. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 08, 2018, 08:02:02 PM
https://youtu.be/vuUCFYL8v7M
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 08:09:35 PM
whats going on guys
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 08, 2018, 08:23:27 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 07:44:04 PM
Think I'll just send something tomorrow morning?  >:( :comeon

not sure what to send yet  :-\
dude, don't send anything until next week.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 09:24:16 PM
Not sure if that's condusive if she wants me to show her I can be serious about her I think

I'll just stay sincere

If she doesnt want to hang out anymore she doesnt wanna hang out, not my loss
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 08, 2018, 11:03:48 PM
I'm thinking I might reverse the question and ask if she is a serious type  :leon :mindblown

Or just ignore that entirely. Or take it as a compliment and say that I think she's pretty laidback as well

 :aah

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 08, 2018, 11:22:06 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 08:25:55 PM
https://imgur.com/a/9aKJoAh

These are the rest from my boost. These are at least ok.

Sarah from the first match and Una are really cute.

Also Rahx have you tried a pay site? I met my girlfriend on Match, found it worked better than say, Bumble. Reading profiles and tailoring interesting messages was better than just semi-blindly swiping right. I'm not a terribly attractive guy, but I can formulate a coherent sentence, which helps me stand out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 08, 2018, 11:37:32 PM
I’m intimidated by Match because I’m not at a very successful level yet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 09, 2018, 12:16:19 AM
MMarasu, stop feeling the need to respond.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 08, 2018, 11:37:32 PM
I’m intimidated by Match because I’m not at a very successful level yet.

FFS, you have to be unsuccessful to join. There are zero standards to dating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 09, 2018, 02:34:26 AM
This is a relationship thing, but also not just a relationship thing.

When I hang out with my friends (men & women) and have a good time, when the night is over and everyone leaves I get depressed and feel really alone. Makes me wish I had someone to stay with me when the night's over. Might just be because I've grown to like a few of the women in my friend group. Just been a long time single now (probably 2.5 years) and I'd like to have someone else living with me.

That being said I date regularly (at least for the last half year) and just haven't found anyone yet that I want to be in a relationship with. I could jump into a relationship with a bunch of people if I wanted, just to be in one, but I don't want to just be in a relationship, I want it to be someone I really like and I haven't found that person yet /sigh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 04:05:20 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on September 09, 2018, 12:16:19 AM
MMarasu, stop feeling the need to respond.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 08, 2018, 11:37:32 PM
I’m intimidated by Match because I’m not at a very successful level yet.

FFS, you have to be unsuccessful to join. There are zero standards to dating.
Career wise.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 04:49:10 AM
Lame
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on September 09, 2018, 07:35:08 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 08, 2018, 06:22:29 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 08, 2018, 06:05:54 PM
https://www.gq.com/story/sperm-count-zero

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/37250405/stay-strong-its-almost-over.jpg)

Quote
Testosterone levels have also dropped precipitously, with effects beginning in utero and extending into adulthood. One of the most significant markers of an organism's sex is something called anogenital distance (AGD)—the measurement between the anus and the genitals. Male AGD is typically twice the length of female, a much more dramatic difference than height or weight or musculature. Lower testosterone leads to a shorter AGD, and a measurement lower than the median correlates to a man being seven times as likely to be subfertile and gives him a greater likelihood of having undescended testicles, testicular tumors, and a smaller penis. “What you are seeing in a number of systems, other developmental systems, is that the sex differences are shrinking,” Swan told me. Men are producing less sperm. They're also becoming less male.

Which made me think of this article from my man over at natty http://nattyornot.com/the-real-reasons-behind-the-testosterone-decline/

All of this is truly unsettling.
That article sure is something.

MY NAME IS ANDREW RYAN

“I will change and do everything for her. Only then she will love me,” says the dreamer.

“I don’t need a man. I can provide for myself,” says the woman raised by The Sex and the City.

“Go see a therapist,” says the crowd.

I REJECTED THOSE ANSWERS

I CREATED RAPTURE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 09, 2018, 09:27:47 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:53:54 PM
And I didn’t say I was an incel, I said this is why there are incels. And you with your frustrating advice only made that case. Because it’s nonsensical and you’re basicly admitining that women are extremely frustrating as you have to play their “game”.

Here's the thing, as Margaret Atwood observed, "Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." If you think there's a game going on, there is. They're basically trying to figure out if a man's brittle and overfed ego will snap if she rubs him the wrong way. You've demonstrated a very harsh and judgmental tone when things don't go your way. You're frustrated? They're terrified. Suck it up and keep trying if a relationship is what you want, but realize we don't owe each other anything, and women are  operating from a largely powerless position.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on September 09, 2018, 09:43:31 AM
Wow, what a sexist piece of shit. Women powerless. SMH.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 09, 2018, 10:27:26 AM
I agree with the general vibe of that post but it's like something straight out of the 50s and does not have nearly as much relevancy to the dating scene of 20 year olds. Simply put, being a frustrated chump is just a unattractive quality.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 11:53:00 AM
Quote from: Dufus on September 09, 2018, 10:44:01 AM
I swear we've had these exact discussions last year and the year before that. Rahx is a hard headed dunce.
Dufus. You don’t even try so I don’t need any judgements from you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 12:38:25 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hMiyahp.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/6A39OQe.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/BpGDGsd.jpg)

More matches  :playa

edit: tinder pro-tip: say you have drugs and the thots will come crawlin'  :hyper
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 12:49:28 PM
Lol US tinder is so different from NL Tinder

Iz is hot af
Lily is good

The other one looks like a crackho

I sent a response btw..now the waiting game begins again  :leon :mynicca

I didn't ask for another date right away, fuck it, I'll leave that up to her then. Just basically told her there is only one way to find out if I'm a serious type or not, and that I don't know that about her either  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 09, 2018, 12:56:47 PM
If you don't fuck Iz, I will.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 01:06:49 PM
Quote from: Nabbis on September 09, 2018, 10:27:26 AM
Simply put, being a frustrated chump is just a unattractive quality.


But Rahx is being frustrated around other men. This is what confuses me about this place. A bunch of autistys here that will immediately start white knighting and dogpiling on this dude simply because he wants to have a conversation about his frustrations with other dudes?

The responses from people here sound more like they're coming from women then actual men. "oh no hun you just need to be a nicer guy and believe in yourself and the right girl will come a long"

the fuck kind of advice is that? He needs to learn the harsh truths quickly, and become accustomed to how things work in the dating scene and stop pretending that 'being a nice guy' will win over some dumb 20 something year old.

Women used to be mature by mid 20s, that's not the case anymore. As everyone is starting to mature much later in life, women are not mature (from what i've noticed) until late 20s to early 30s nowadays.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 01:09:05 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 09, 2018, 12:56:47 PM
If you don't fuck Iz, I will.
You’re in luck (she’s bi)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 01:20:15 PM
Listen I know y'all riled against Patrice o Neal and his 'advice' show, but I got a lot of good shit out of it. I think it could help Rax as well.

Like stop being ' a nice guy ' . Nice guys do finish fucking last, jerking off on a saturday night alone at 9pm.

Fuck that

https://youtu.be/H_k3pBETuS0

Also stop editing yourself with women. It's helpful in that they always have women on the show who offer a woman's perspective.
Some great discussions in this show, not every advice can apply to you, your personality has to allow for it, you have to change some things about yourself ( like not being a nice guy etc ).

Women are just looking for a guy they can believe in, a general they can get behind and support him. And they want him to take charge, instead of asking for shit. Never beg from the queen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 09, 2018, 01:23:11 PM
Quote from: chronovore on September 09, 2018, 09:27:47 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 06, 2018, 05:53:54 PM
And I didn’t say I was an incel, I said this is why there are incels. And you with your frustrating advice only made that case. Because it’s nonsensical and you’re basicly admitining that women are extremely frustrating as you have to play their “game”.

Here's the thing, as Margaret Atwood observed, "Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." If you think there's a game going on, there is. They're basically trying to figure out if a man's brittle and overfed ego will snap if she rubs him the wrong way. You've demonstrated a very harsh and judgmental tone when things don't go your way. You're frustrated? They're terrified. Suck it up and keep trying if a relationship is what you want, but realize we don't owe each other anything, and women are  operating from a largely powerless position.
women laughing at you worse than death tbh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 09, 2018, 01:24:01 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 01:20:15 PM
Listen I know y'all riled against Patrice o Neal and his 'advice' show, but I got a lot of good shit out of it. I think it could help Rax as well.

Like stop being ' a nice guy ' . Nice guys do finish fucking last, jerking off on a saturday night alone at 9pm.

Fuck that

https://youtu.be/H_k3pBETuS0

Also stop editing yourself with women. It's helpful in that they always have women on the show who offer a woman's perspective.
Some great discussions in this show, not every advice can apply to you, your personality has to allow for it, you have to change some things about yourself ( like not being a nice guy etc ).

Women are just looking for a guy they can believe in, a general they can get behind and support him. And they want him to take charge, instead of asking for shit. Never beg from the queen.
patrice had great insight on how to deal with bitches
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 09, 2018, 01:28:52 PM
legit can't tell the difference between this and the bad vibes thread anymore
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 09, 2018, 01:36:03 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 09, 2018, 01:36:42 PM
Wait, Atra, how old are you again? I thought you were like 30+?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 01:42:35 PM
Assi hasn't been around here long enough to know that we tried helping Rahx out and listened to his gripes FOR YEARS.

He does the same song and dance EACH and EVERY time.

"Oh I'm so lonely"
"You're advice doesn't work for me because x,y,and z reasons. Bitch bitch bitch. Complain complain complain."
"Women are so mean to me."

He's what Anton LaVey would call a "psychic vampire". He feeds off people's attention, time, empathy, and good will. And the only way to stop such a person is to ignore their fucking ass.

So, Assi, if you want to help him out be my guest. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 01:45:16 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on September 09, 2018, 01:36:42 PM
Wait, Atra, how old are you again? I thought you were like 30+?
28

Quote from: Dufus on September 09, 2018, 01:40:50 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on September 09, 2018, 01:36:42 PM
Wait, Atra, how old are you again? I thought you were like 30+?

this

stop trying to get it on with immature 18 year olds you dope :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
make an exception for Iz, tho :noah
[close]
Fuck off, Dufus.  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 01:47:22 PM
NEVER BE AFRAID TO TAKE AN L

 :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 01:53:51 PM
I'm sorry that unlike Atra, I did'nt randomly get lucky with some tinder girl, obsess over her, and then constantly refer to her for years as if it was some long dating relationship and not a dumb tinder fling. Maybe if I did I would now the tinder expert.

But yes carry on with your armchair psychology.

But I await the next time you try tinder and have a paranoid trip worse then MMaRsu here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 01:58:33 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 09, 2018, 01:49:36 PM
OK so I searched the thread for the word "nice."  It's:

1) People using the word randomly in a sentence (nice work!)
2) Assimilate complaining that people are telling Rahx to be a "nice guy" or complaining about women and how they don't like "niec guys"
3) Assimilate offering the advice "be nice"
4) Absolutely nobody telling anyone else to be nice

lol
Usually our collective advice is "be someone another person would want to hang out with/find interesting."

Not "be a door mat that just bends to the whims of the other person."

But Rahx will twist our words to mean the latter instead of the former because of whatever mental damage he has.

Again, Assi, you'll be severly disappointed if you try to help him out. He's a liar and manipulator. Do not give him anymore of your time. Seriously.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 01:58:36 PM
I aint having no paranoid trip
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 02:01:07 PM
Liar and manipulator? Those are some bold claims and personal insults? It's a fucking internet forum. What have I lied and manipulated? Who the fuck are you? You get your dick wet once and all of a sudden think you're just an expert in the world of dating.

Ironic coming from the person who makes fake tinder profiles routinely to prove his own self pity arguments and researched other pick up artist techniques.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 02:08:35 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpjpXMFPshSYGLm/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 02:11:53 PM
Here's the Atra cycle.

Complains about tinder.

Gets a tinder match.

Gets psychotic and overly serious about it.

Girl ghosts him.

Complains, talks about some pick up artists technique he should have used.

Retreats from tinder while complaining about the hardships of dating and how terrible it is for him.

Repeat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 09, 2018, 02:13:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 01:45:16 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on September 09, 2018, 01:36:42 PM
Wait, Atra, how old are you again? I thought you were like 30+?

28

Oh, ok, carry on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 02:25:18 PM
Early 20 somethings are an amazing thing. Even the ones that aren't that attractive are attractive to you when you're now in your 30s. They're also effortless. You don't even have to fucking talk to them, just say "hey wanna ___ insert food,booz, or weed" and that's it. Take them out, spend money, fuck em, peace. It's that simple.

Before i got into a relationship i had this 22 year old that i honestly have not had a single meaningful conversation with her since the day i met her 2 years earlier. Not a single one. It was always "hey beach?" we'd go to the beach, we'd drink, and take her for some nice food, we'd fuck, and bye. Glorious.

People that get caught up on the young girls are stupid and most likely dudes in their late 20s still trying to find true love. And don't take this as me judging... when i was 24/25 i fell in love with an 18 year old bombshell and learnt it the hard way.


______

Rahx, post your pics here that you use for your Tinder profile.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 02:47:09 PM
He really needs to listen to patrice, sounds like he has hatred for the game which I can understand, but he needs to understand the philisophy that why women are the way they are and that they are just emotional creatures that are looking for a general. And that it's not always malicious in how they act, it's just how they are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 02:49:42 PM
Um....that post wasn't a comment on Assimilate, having to be an asshole(which if you actually read my posts I did'nt say that or even think that), or anything. It was a reply on the frustration of yours and another poster's points about how "nobody wants to date someone who wants a relationship". The point was how contradictory, vague, and a balancing act the advice seemed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 09, 2018, 02:51:52 PM
This fucking thread.  :doge What a goddamn trainwreck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 09, 2018, 02:53:47 PM
To be fair, women don't make any fucking sense.

(no offense, Valk)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 02:56:32 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 02:47:09 PM
He really needs to listen to patrice, sounds like he has hatred for the game which I can understand, but he needs to understand the philisophy that why women are the way they are and that they are just emotional creatures that are looking for a general. And that it's not always malicious in how they act, it's just how they are.
I like this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/user/DrNerdLove
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 03:03:24 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 02:56:32 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 02:47:09 PM
He really needs to listen to patrice, sounds like he has hatred for the game which I can understand, but he needs to understand the philisophy that why women are the way they are and that they are just emotional creatures that are looking for a general. And that it's not always malicious in how they act, it's just how they are.
I like this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/user/DrNerdLove

And where has DrNerdLove gotten your ass so far bro

trust me

listen to all those black phillip shows and it will give you new perspectives you didnt think of before
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 03:26:44 PM
Quote from: Raist on September 09, 2018, 02:53:47 PM
To be fair, women don't make any fucking sense.

(no offense, Valk)


You just made riotous cry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 03:30:40 PM
Chatting up Alexis right now.  :rash

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://imgur.com/XTpJxxH

 :dsp
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on September 09, 2018, 03:50:58 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 09, 2018, 03:39:42 PM
This is worse than the final season of Dexter.

Until the return of FemAtra

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WeeCharmingIndianpangolin-small.gif)
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 03:57:40 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 09, 2018, 03:50:58 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 09, 2018, 03:39:42 PM
This is worse than the final season of Dexter.

Until the return of FemAtra

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WeeCharmingIndianpangolin-small.gif)
[close]
FemAtra will return after I give DrugAtra a try.  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 04:16:49 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 09, 2018, 03:52:39 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 03:26:44 PM
Quote from: Raist on September 09, 2018, 02:53:47 PM
To be fair, women don't make any fucking sense.

(no offense, Valk)


You just made riotous cry.

LOL right.. all these guys confused by women makes me cry?

Why would that be a bad thing for me?

 :umad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 04:18:14 PM
This girl told me she loves Theme Hospital ever since she was little but she is sad it doesnt run on her pc anymore

I told her then I have the original on a jewel case cd at home and we could try it on her pc

She is my dream girl

HALP IM SMITTEN

I should send that gif posted above (ps no I shouldnt)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 04:18:14 PM

She is my dream girl

You should never think like that. It never works out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 04:31:53 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 04:18:14 PM

She is my dream girl

You should never think like that. It never works out.

I know and im bullshitting

but cmon who the fuck loves theme hospital, let alone an attractive woman
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 09, 2018, 04:25:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8IQWCdt.gif)

Guys,

riotous is totally shook over this. i think he spent all weekend pondering this shit

 :rofl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 09, 2018, 04:40:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/krEanwR.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 04:55:24 PM
well she read my msg but

(https://i.imgur.com/5J4OOaR.gif)

I want to send that so bad  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 05:05:33 PM
MMaRsu: while you're fretting over this girl try talking to another one so you're not putting all your eggs into one basket. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 05:07:26 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 05:05:33 PM
MMaRsu: while you're fretting over this girl try talking to another one so you're not putting all your eggs into one basket. :yeshrug
Yes, unfortunately this is the way things are these days. Don't ever feel bad about doing this either because most likely these girls are chatting with 3 or 4 other dudes simultaneously
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 05:11:03 PM
Yo thats cool I have 2 girls I could hook up with if I want but they are a bit on the thicker side and I'm not really feeling that atm

But it's probably over with this girl :( I think if she really liked me she would probably respond right away but eh fml
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 06:46:06 PM
I just wanna send her that I don't want to play any games with her, that I'm feeling her but if she doesn't feel the same then I'm out
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 06:54:20 PM
If she was feeling you, you wouldn't have to 2nd think it.

She's not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 09, 2018, 07:05:18 PM
No. No. She just needs reminding! Send her what you just said.

Pls post results.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 07:07:27 PM
@Rahx : The fuck do you know, arent you a virgin?

I wanna send her something like this

"But if you really want to know if Im serious about you, because I think thats what you want to know..Id like to get to know you and we'll see where it goes from there. If you said you felt that positive energy between us then I'm sure that's reason enough. If you don't feel the same let me know."

I probably wont send this but if I do send something ill post results anyway
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 09, 2018, 07:09:53 PM
Why can't I stop reading this thread?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 07:12:30 PM
Bore bro's is that a good idea to send some honest shit like that or not
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 07:12:54 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 09, 2018, 02:53:20 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 02:49:42 PM
Um....that post wasn't a comment on Assimilate, having to be an asshole(which if you actually read my posts I did'nt say that or even think that), or anything. It was a reply on the frustration of yours and another poster's points about how "nobody wants to date someone who wants a relationship". The point was how contradictory, vague, and a balancing act the advice seemed.

You literally praised Assimmilate's advice in one post.. then whined about the exact same advice (because clearly you aren't actually reading Assimilate's advice, you are praising him for shitting on women.)

"That post wasn't a comment on Assimilate" are you too stupid to figure out what I'm pointing out?

He's giving the same advice as the rest of us.. read the posts.  You then whine about that advice while praising Assimilate.

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The point was how contradictory, vague, and a balancing act the advice seemed.

Assimilate might as well have just said to you "it's a balancing act" right before you praised him then whined about balancing acts.

Get it yet?
Assimilate's framing of women being irrational and the game's they play and whatnot being rigged against you was appealing. Misgonstic? probably, but I don't believe the rest of the bore was on a better level either. The bore's advice is constantly confusing and dosen't really match up with what I experince in real life. But pointing this out(maybe frustratingly) only gets the rest of you to piled on. If I say this is my experience on tinder, asshats like "Atra go oh no you're wrong, I could use your tinder and get matches like I do". At some point maybe you have to admit I'm right?

Assimiliate was the only one not parading the usual "eventually if you just keep going...blah blah" nonsense. Now I don't believe in leagues, chads, and all the other stuff he was talking about. I don't want to, but again I just find everyone's advice really confusing.

Quote from: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 03:03:24 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 02:56:32 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 02:47:09 PM
He really needs to listen to patrice, sounds like he has hatred for the game which I can understand, but he needs to understand the philisophy that why women are the way they are and that they are just emotional creatures that are looking for a general. And that it's not always malicious in how they act, it's just how they are.
I like this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/user/DrNerdLove

And where has DrNerdLove gotten your ass so far bro

trust me

listen to all those black phillip shows and it will give you new perspectives you didnt think of before
Actually I found his advice pretty helpful and it made me feel better about dating. Because at the end of the day Dr Nerd Love's advice summed up is "women are like and like the same things you do". He is'nt big on this "game" nonsense and he dsoen't seem to think you have to treat or view women differently then you would view other people you'd want to associate with. That makes sense to me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 07:13:55 PM
But women are vastly different from men

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 07:14:17 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 07:07:27 PM
@Rahx : The fuck do you know, arent you a virgin?


No.

And I know when women are interested in you that they will actually want to talk to you and you can tell when you're actually vibing with someone.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 07:15:27 PM
You just met this chick once and you already feel the need to send her ultimatums.

Yeah this is the start of something great.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 07:16:34 PM
Why don't you send her a paper note with something like this:

Do you like me?

Yes? No?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 07:17:19 PM
Rahx, you still haven't posted your Tinder profile pics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 07:21:56 PM
I havent sent her any ultimatums lol.. I've actually been pretty casual in my messaging towards her.

I'm pretty sure we had a great vibe during the date, and we talked from 8 till like 12, nonstop  :lol. Then making out with tongue heavily for about 45 minutes. Me grabbing her ass during the makeout sesh, she not stopping me etc.

I think I got a handle on when there is a vibe going on.

Is it possible she's dating other dudes and lost interest in me? Sure thing 100%. But if she asks me if I'm a serious type and that's why she's hesistant to meet up again, because during the date I said I had a girl on the side I am seeing casually. At least I'm pretty sure that's why she's thinking that. She also asked me about if I had one night stands etc. She also told me some intimate details about her own sexlife. So if I can at least convince her I'm sincere with her, she might see that I'm not being your typical guy who's looking for an easy fuck.

So I'd rather just tell her straight up listen I'm feeling you, but if you don't think the same way about it then just say so
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 09, 2018, 07:22:27 PM
Quote from: Beezy on September 09, 2018, 07:09:53 PM
Why can't I stop reading this thread?

The amount of energy and stress humanity puts into finding a hole to play with, or for someone to play with their hole, is astonishing. Romance is the most addictive drama.

To ye all lads, realize that women can be just as stupid as men and be just as foolish. Hold the woman you want to bang to the same standard you'd have for a garbage man or bus driver.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 07:22:43 PM
Quote from: Beezy on September 09, 2018, 07:09:53 PM
Why can't I stop reading this thread?
It's infinitely more entertaining than the GAF and RE relationship threads ever where.  :success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 07:25:42 PM
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"But if you really want to know if Im serious about you, because I think thats what you want to know..Id like to get to know you and we'll see where it goes from there. If you said you felt that positive energy between us then I'm sure that's reason enough. If you don't feel the same let me know."
Yeah that's not an ultimatum at all.

If it was a yes do you really think you'd have to even ask?

And you think someone would respond positive to someone putting that kind of pressure on them?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 07:26:19 PM
Quote from: mormapope on September 09, 2018, 07:22:27 PM

The amount of energy and stress humanity puts into finding a hole to play with, or for someone to play with their hole, is astonishing. Romance is the most addictive drama.
Pussy is on my mind more than 75% of the day. Only when something dire happens then i'm like "omg chasing pussy is so stupid and meaningless there's so much more to life" and then when whatever occurred passes i'm right back to thinking "god i'd fucking rip that"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 07:32:55 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 07:25:42 PM
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"But if you really want to know if Im serious about you, because I think thats what you want to know..Id like to get to know you and we'll see where it goes from there. If you said you felt that positive energy between us then I'm sure that's reason enough. If you don't feel the same let me know."
Yeah that's not an ultimatum at all.

If it was a yes do you really think you'd have to even ask?

And you think someone would respond positive to someone putting that kind of pressure on them?

At least you are being honest and sincere isn't it? Im not saying hey bitch you gotta fuck me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 07:38:47 PM
I'll tell what I sent her last verbatim here;

"Hey x! Haha I was up early indeed yesterday, trying to stay busy. It's no big deal that you couldn't meet up today, someone has to sell those balloons, otherwise it'd be a little sad for those little kids haha( she works in small store where they sell balloons )  :lol. And museums.. I said it depends on who I go with haha..I totally understand putting your focus towards your new job, it's a pretty big deal! No worries.. how are things at work? Regarding the last thing you said.. I don't know that about you either haha. There's only one way to find out right ???"

That is a text containing fewer emoticons than she used in her previous text, is shorter than hers as well. I also sent it one day after receiving her message ( which may have been a stupid mistake but I also didnt know what to respond honestly )

Now tell me that's not a bad txt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 07:46:21 PM
You can call it being honest if you want.

But I don't think it comes off that way.

If you went on a low risks no commitment tinder date(which is what tinder is). Had a fun time, but just that really.

Would you like the person constantly sending you messages?

Asking if you are into them?

Probably not. You'd be like. Hey calm down. You'd think this person kind of seems clingy? This person seems to be taking this too seriously. I'm not sure if I want to see this person who is already getting overly serious over one tinder date again.

I hate to repeat advice that I did'nt like earlier in the thread, but it's true. If a girl was doing this to you, would you really like it? I guess maybe you'd like thier straightforwardness, but I know in my own experince when girls who you have just met once, had little interactions with, or have just talked a lot too on tinder or getting overly familiar already. I'm really not interested, because it seems like "wtf is wrong with you, you don't even know me". I had one tinder girl start calling me bae after a few dies of talking. It wasn't cute.

And this is why I like Dr Nerd Love. He says basically talk and interact with women how you would want them to talk to you. That makes sense to me.

The last tinder girl talked to me and would make all these "You're going to hate me comments" and other self-deprecating comments. It wasn't sexy, it just made me think she dosen't have a lot of confidence. And well I know not to make those kind of jokes with girls I don't know that well either when we are still on first impressions.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 09, 2018, 07:47:31 PM
SHE CAN SUCK MY HOG
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 07:56:13 PM
I'm not "constantly" sending her messages  :lol

I met her on Tinder, asked her straightforward to meet up, she didnt respond for awhile then I sent a snarky assholish msg and then she still wanted to meet up. I gave her my number and she and i texted for awhile before meeting up.

After our date I sent her like two three normal messages which she replied to, then two days later I asked her out again. No response.. two days later I sent her a long message asking whats up, posted earlier here itt. The same day she replies with a long ass message stating why she was busy and that she was sorry for not responding earlier. And that she is apprehensive about meeting up again cause shes not sure im a serious type ( understandable considering I told her straight up I was seeing someome else )

Maybe if you actually read my posts you would understand better
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 07:59:24 PM
Ok sure whatever. Continue wasting your time on someone who's not interested in you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 09, 2018, 08:01:57 PM
you told her you were seeing someone else  :dead

breh, despite what they will tell you. bitches prefer to be lied to about shit like that. now if you get into a serious relationship, then take it serious and stop doing shit that you will have to lie to her about.

when things are just starting, yes, lie to her ass. it's perfectly fine.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 08:03:55 PM
I know it was stupid. I was drinking too much and felt way to comfortable around her.

Filler if she hasnt responded tomorrow do you think it would be smart to tell her straight up im digging her and want to get to know her better, and that we can see where it goes from there? And if she doesnt want to thats cool too?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 08:09:51 PM
Imagine a nerdy girl who's last serious relationship broke up because he went to prostitutes and she found out.

Its possible she is very wary of player type men. So on that front i might have fucked up bigtime.

So it could be that she is interested but that she is scared of being hurt.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 09, 2018, 08:11:51 PM
be patient. let her message you first. if she likes you, she will. if she doesn't message you again, then 99% chance you were toast anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 09, 2018, 08:17:21 PM
can't believe you didn't smash her pisser already on that first date. she let you grab the ass and make out. the bih should be pregnant with your babies right now tbh  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 08:18:06 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 08:09:51 PM
Imagine a nerdy girl who's last serious relationship broke up because he went to prostitutes and she found out.

Its possible she is very wary of player type men. So on that front i might have fucked up bigtime.

So it could be that she is interested but that she is scared of being hurt.
Even if you weren't coming across as a "player type" you're deluding yourself into thinking you're the only "non-player" guy out there for her.

Something that online dating and psychedelics have taught me is that there are multiple versions of ourselves out there.

For example, there's a chad doppelgänger version of me with a 7 inch hog and a super fit body.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 09, 2018, 08:34:02 PM
Quote from: filler on September 09, 2018, 08:17:21 PM
can't believe you didn't smash her pisser already on that first date. she let you grab the ass and make out. the bih should be pregnant with your babies right now tbh  ::)

If I stayed and kept making out with her it might have happened. Instead I said ok I really have to go now cause ur making me crazy

and I just left after kissing her goodbye and asking when we should meet up next, she said later this week? I said sure sounds good

No u guys are right I dont want to force an answer out of her. If she wants to then thats cool if not thats cool too. I guess maybe she has to think about it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 09, 2018, 09:51:28 PM
Time to burn this thread down to the ground
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 09, 2018, 09:55:33 PM
What the fuck?

The show was back on track, introduced an intriguing new character with Liberty, just to go completely off the rails again like in recent seasons.
The writers should be fired on the spot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 09, 2018, 10:06:57 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 09, 2018, 09:55:33 PM
What the fuck?

The show was back on track, introduced an intriguing new character with Liberty, just to go completely off the rails again like in recent seasons.
The writers should be fired on the spot.
Liberty vanished when I woke up the next morning. So it goes. :yeshrug

But I no joke got 4 more weed thots in her place. A thot hydra, if you will.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 09, 2018, 10:09:47 PM
A woman ia not allowed to make an honest living on tinder. :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 09, 2018, 10:16:44 PM
I'm so sad :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 09, 2018, 11:27:33 PM
This certainly is a thread that belongs in the hall of shame

Assi, rahx, MM, all of you need to fuck right off already.  This is pathetic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 11:28:56 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on September 09, 2018, 11:27:33 PM
This certainly is a thread that belongs in the hall of shame

Assi, rahx, MM, all of you need to fuck right off already.  This is pathetic.
What's pathetic is your girl getting piped behind your back without you even knowing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 10, 2018, 12:37:06 AM
you know, when I think about it and the couples I know, the ones that have the enviable relationships, the ones that REALLY work. Are the all the people that are a little weird. The weirdos, geeks, outcasts. The normies I know, even the ones that have "successful" relationships tend to not attain the level of "togetherness" that I see the non-normies attain. It's an odd realization but in looking at it, I think it might be right.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 12:38:19 AM
But I have nowhere else to go!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 10, 2018, 01:34:58 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 11:28:56 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on September 09, 2018, 11:27:33 PM
This certainly is a thread that belongs in the hall of shame

Assi, rahx, MM, all of you need to fuck right off already.  This is pathetic.
What's pathetic is your girl getting piped behind your back without you even knowing

Again, this is all you have. This is the only thing you can come up with. You know nothing about her or me, but just because I’m happy and “white knight” for women, I must be being cheated on.  You suck at this and life in general, you sad sack of shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 10, 2018, 01:45:51 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 10, 2018, 12:37:06 AM
you know, when I think about it and the couples I know, the ones that have the enviable relationships, the ones that REALLY work. Are the all the people that are a little weird. The weirdos, geeks, outcasts. The normies I know, even the ones that have "successful" relationships tend to not attain the level of "togetherness" that I see the non-normies attain. It's an odd realization but in looking at it, I think it might be right.

I feel hope again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 10, 2018, 02:21:14 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on September 10, 2018, 01:34:58 AM
Again, this is all you have. This is the only thing you can come up with. You know nothing about her or me, but just because I’m happy and “white knight” for women, I must be being cheated on.  You suck at this and life in general, you sad sack of shit.
Why is he getting you so mad? It's trivial to skip over the posts of ignored people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 04:36:14 AM
TakingBackSunday’s gimic is driveby virtue and concern signaling. It’s annoying but he does it infrequently so it’s generally easy to ignore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 06:47:45 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 09, 2018, 09:51:28 PM
Time to burn this thread down to the ground
You may be saying this in jest but it's the people in this thread and not the thread itself that need to be cleansed.

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on September 09, 2018, 11:27:33 PM
This certainly is a thread that belongs in the hall of shame

Assi, rahx, MM, all of you need to fuck right off already.  This is pathetic.
This thread has another 300 pages to go before that happens. Perhaps more.

Also:
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 07:10:02 AM
MM, I say go all the way

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 10, 2018, 07:57:22 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 10, 2018, 12:37:06 AM
you know, when I think about it and the couples I know, the ones that have the enviable relationships, the ones that REALLY work. Are the all the people that are a little weird. The weirdos, geeks, outcasts. The normies I know, even the ones that have "successful" relationships tend to not attain the level of "togetherness" that I see the non-normies attain. It's an odd realization but in looking at it, I think it might be right.
How confident are you about those normies being normies? They might be complete freaks cultivating a facade of normalcy. :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 08:09:42 AM
(some) normies probably have all sorts of fucked up thoughts and secrets.

The reason why they're normies is they bottle all that shit up and squish deep deep down in their subconscious in order to fit in and be accepted by their normie peers and colleagues.

And then there's other normies that are basically NPC characters. They just fall in line and are content with their status quo existence. No truly controversial thoughts or opinions from them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 10, 2018, 08:13:14 AM
Quote from: Rufus on September 10, 2018, 07:57:22 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 10, 2018, 12:37:06 AM
you know, when I think about it and the couples I know, the ones that have the enviable relationships, the ones that REALLY work. Are the all the people that are a little weird. The weirdos, geeks, outcasts. The normies I know, even the ones that have "successful" relationships tend to not attain the level of "togetherness" that I see the non-normies attain. It's an odd realization but in looking at it, I think it might be right.
How confident are you about those normies being normies? They might be complete freaks cultivating a facade of normalcy. :larry

Many people who score high on a psychopathy test are mistaken for normal if you just casually look at their outward appearance and general behavior. Generally, socially accepteptable behavior and appearance correlates with "normal" mental health but you can't really say anything other than that about people if you know nothing else about them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 08:23:25 AM
Yeah the thread will get a lot better when Atra gets back on tinder for real and talks about the mental manitplations he has to use to get women to like him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 08:44:09 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on September 09, 2018, 11:27:33 PM
This certainly is a thread that belongs in the hall of shame

Assi, rahx, MM, all of you need to fuck right off already.  This is pathetic.

Haha fuck off, I'm not quite sure what's exactly pathetic about my situation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 09:10:49 AM
Except for the fact im fawning over someone who might not be into me at all  :lol

She's seen my msg, she's been online but she isnt responding :<
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 09:27:46 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 07:10:02 AM
MM, I say go all the way

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Honestly its what I want to do, except bring a rose instead of a ghettoblaster. Mind you Ive never done that before.. but it would be creepy af I imagine. Not that im a creepy dude but whatevs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 10, 2018, 09:48:22 AM
atra blaze it with that girl Iz and then stick it in her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 10:03:33 AM
Quote from: nachobro on September 10, 2018, 09:48:22 AM
atra blaze it with that girl Iz and then stick it in her
I'll message her tonight after I get done with work.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 10, 2018, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 09, 2018, 07:16:34 PM
Why don't you send her a paper note with something like this:

Do you like me?

Yes? No?
Quote from: Rufus on September 09, 2018, 02:47:17 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 10:33:10 AM
Atra is gon a follow this rabbit hole to its extreme conclusion, becoming The Bores Walter White. A drug empire born from bad pussy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 10:37:54 AM
MMaRsu is going to this girl's house and waiting for her ass with a fucking rose

 :yuck :-X
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 10:38:13 AM
May the lord have mercy on my creepy soul
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 10:41:55 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 10:33:10 AM
Atra is gon a follow this rabbit hole to its extreme conclusion, becoming The Bores Walter White. A drug empire born from bad pussy.
It'll sure beat wasting away at a wagecuck office job. That's for damn sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 10, 2018, 10:53:18 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 10:37:54 AM
MMaRsu is going to this girl's house and waiting for her ass with a fucking rose

 :yuck :-X

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 10, 2018, 10:59:42 AM
Actually this can still be salvaged, instead of going to her house and waiting for her ass with a rose you should go to her house and wait for her with a rose in your ass

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 11:00:21 AM
This is how I look by the way.. just to gice yall a reference for potential creepyness

(https://image.ibb.co/fdusup/IMG_20180910_WA0012.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 10, 2018, 11:12:48 AM
To maximize your chances I think you should break into her place, and lie naked on her sofa, holding that rose in your mouth.

I'm sure it'll work.

Pls report.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 11:15:33 AM
Fuck it I'd rather see her and speak to her straight up then play the bullshit whatsapp game.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 11:15:38 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 07:17:19 PM
Rahx, you still haven't posted your Tinder profile pics.
Nope but here’s my recent bumble matches.

https://imgur.com/a/NisySgI
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 11:16:01 AM
MM, you look like a normal dude too, just gotta tone down the eagerness. That need for intimacy and romantic gestures can be explored when youre in it but for now play it cool.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 11:16:24 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 11:00:21 AM
This is how I look by the way.. just to gice yall a reference for potential creepyness

(https://image.ibb.co/fdusup/IMG_20180910_WA0012.jpg)
at least lose the undershirt man.

 :picard
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 11:21:20 AM
Creepiness won’t be your issue.

It’s being too Dutch.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2018, 11:24:44 AM
Oh boy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 10, 2018, 11:30:00 AM
Betting 10$ on MM being the first of the three amigos in getting a restraining order.

Dude, seriously.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 11:16:01 AM
MM, you look like a normal dude too, just gotta tone down the eagerness. That need for intimacy and romantic gestures can be explored when youre in it but for now play it cool.

I guess we'll see how it plays out..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 11:44:52 AM
omg she responded before I got to her house

she said

Hey    :-[
In that case the museum sounds fun haha

Im like 5mins away from her house.. rose in hand.. do I still go or not?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 11:46:58 AM
please no rose... not until you're in a relationship.  :picard

(unless it's a Dutch thing I'm not aware about)

Also, she's not busy with work or anything?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 11:48:54 AM
Do I still go over there attra or not lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 10, 2018, 11:50:33 AM
DON'T
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 10, 2018, 11:51:31 AM
Oh jesus you're already there aren't you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 11:52:26 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 11:48:54 AM
Do I still go over there attra or not lol
Don't.

Ask her if she'd be free to go to the museum on a Friday or whenever she's off from work/free.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 11:52:31 AM
Im not there yet.. in sitting on a bench in the city.. rose is next to me.

So no im not there lol

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 11:55:58 AM
I like how your taking advice from Atra. Who is so extremely creepy that he has to workshop tinder messages.

But yes your behavior is really creepy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 10, 2018, 11:56:39 AM
Give the rose to some old lady

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...and profit?
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 11:56:46 AM
Is this the first time you've felt the urge to give a girl you just dated a rose?  :doge

edit: Also, real life isn't like an anime. Just so we're all on the same page here.

This is starting to border on that Japanese guy who used the (´･ω･`) face with his crush Denko.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 12:01:52 PM
yes its the first time

also she loves anime
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 12:02:30 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 11:55:58 AM
I like how your taking advice from Atra. Who is so extremely creepy that he has to workshop tinder messages.

But yes your behavior is really creepy.

Bro you said she wasnt feeling me and now shes txting me that the museum sounds like fun

The fuck do you know gtfo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 12:03:30 PM
I know you’re about to get a restraining order.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 10, 2018, 12:14:11 PM
Abort you fucking creepy ass motherfucker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 10, 2018, 12:16:48 PM
Did the police take him?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 12:17:36 PM
Go home. Put the rose in a glass of water. Beat off.

Then text her when she'd be down to meet up at the museum. Not at her house.   :doge

And smoke some weed with more CBD than THC in it so you can chill the fuck out.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 12:17:47 PM
Im not at her house! Icr not gave anything
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 10, 2018, 12:18:31 PM
Mmrasu, are you drunk?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 10, 2018, 12:19:55 PM
its always drugs with you now atra. im calling a doctor and the police.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 12:21:27 PM
Quote from: nachobro on September 10, 2018, 12:19:55 PM
its always drugs with you now atra. im calling a doctor and the police.
I'd still be a depressed mess if it wasn't for weed.  :dunno

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Now I'm a manic mess but that's another story.   :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on September 10, 2018, 12:22:16 PM
Quote from: mormapope on September 07, 2018, 03:48:02 PM
Im a thick and voluptuous fat fuck that has a huge beard and the online banging Ive done has been with petite women. There's a cute lady that wants to bang you, but you commit constant self sabotage.

Stop being a coward, fuck women that want to fuck you. Don't even worry about getting it up or sex, meet with someone and see what happens.

hi
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2018, 12:24:34 PM
Lol that I’m showing up with a rose shit is just trolling the brandnewknights, right?


...... right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 12:25:09 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 10, 2018, 12:22:09 PM
"Gee, I sure hope Atra stops with the weirdo fem atra shit"

*Gets Rahx bitching instead*

"Gee, I sure hope Rahx shuts the fuck up for once and we get something different"

*MMarsu out creeps everybody*

 :o :-\

I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Atra.
(https://i.giphy.com/media/l4pTsh45Dg7jnDM6Q/200.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2018, 12:28:04 PM
MM: I am chill lol

MM: SHE HASNT RESPONDED YET, I’M RIGHT OUTSIDE HER HOUSE THIS IS CHILL

Brooooooooooo


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 12:33:47 PM
I was never at her house fools
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 12:34:32 PM
But you were thinking about it and that's almost just as bad. :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 10, 2018, 12:34:37 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/015/352/1348764844816.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 10, 2018, 12:34:55 PM
Go home and stick the rose in your peepee hole. Petals in first.
Maybe that'll calm you down.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 12:41:54 PM
Go home and start working on your crown of sonnets.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 10, 2018, 12:52:56 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 11:15:38 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 09, 2018, 07:17:19 PM
Rahx, you still haven't posted your Tinder profile pics.
Nope but here’s my recent bumble matches.

https://imgur.com/a/NisySgI

The majority of these women are decent looking, in line with what I generally matched with on dating sites. Why not send out a few messages?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 10, 2018, 01:05:20 PM
Yeah, most of them are totally fine. Just send some messages.


The first one is into bad jokes, easiest first date ever :success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:23:23 PM
I didnt go to her house, but I wasnt kidding, I did buy a rose

Threw the rose in the trash and went home when she started messaging me normally

So she responded to my last msg which said ( well there's only one way to find out then isnt there? ) :

Hey  :-[
in that case the museum sounds fun to me

So I responded

Sounds good haha.. How was your day at work? Already home?

She responded

I had a rough day, I'm already at it with my new boss who is making problems for me :p
How was your day?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:23:47 PM
I’ll have to wait to see what assi thinks....






But no they aren’t really my type.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:26:47 PM
“How was your day?”

Oh it was fine. I was going to stalk you and announce my love for you with a red rose m’lady, but I was talked out of it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:28:38 PM
Dude get outta here you aint getting no pussy ever you pussy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:30:22 PM
I sure wouldn’t with your approach anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:33:05 PM
I've slept with more women then you have so I wouldnt be so judgemental
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 10, 2018, 01:34:29 PM
What's the herb version of a catfight? A scrub scrap?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:35:31 PM
Is that before or after your drugged them?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 10, 2018, 01:35:52 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:33:05 PM
I've slept with more women then you have so I wouldnt be so judgemental
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:37:15 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:35:31 PM
Is that before or after your drugged them?

Great retort wiseass

Your response was to give up

I got her saying she'd like to go to the museum

stfu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 01:38:05 PM
MM getting a genuine response bout her workday :rejoice

Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:33:05 PM
I've slept with more women then you have so I wouldnt be so judgemental
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 10, 2018, 01:39:40 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:23:47 PM
I’ll have to wait to see what assi thinks....






But no they aren’t really my type.

In terms of appearance or personality/interests? I could understand somewhat if its the latter... but the women on there are mostly attractive, at a good age range for you, seem to have good careers and/or educational attainment, and no outright red flags (well, the country music one is a personal red flag for me :p). Hell you did better than me for the 2 months I was on Bumble (very few matches and only one led to a date).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 01:39:46 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 10, 2018, 01:34:53 PM
Not sure if the thread is better now or worse.
Give it time.

I'll have some juicy developments later.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:40:29 PM
I mean the “you can’t get pussy, pussy” was about a 15 year old’s idea of an insult.



But a 15 year old would also think “let me get this girl a rose” thing was a good idea, so it’s not surprising what level your’e working from.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:41:03 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 01:38:05 PM
MM getting a genuine response bout her workday :rejoice

I was going to reply something like this

" Hey  ;).. My day was good, got a lot done today. Yeah bosses can be a pain sometimes..Wanna go this sunday? You can tell me all about it then :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:41:39 PM
You haven’t gotten her to a masuem. You’ve gotten her to engage with boring small talk. While showing you are a creepy fuck easily trolled by rahxephon91.

What a victory.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:41:56 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:40:29 PM
I mean the “you can’t get pussy, pussy” was about a 15 year old’s idea of an insult.



But a 15 year old would also think “let me get this girl a rose” thing was a good idea, so it’s not surprising what level your’e working from.

Whatevs I don't have time to argue with some cunt on the internet who thinks he's got all the wisdom in hand.

You do you homie, don't worry about wtf I'm doing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 01:42:23 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:41:03 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 01:38:05 PM
MM getting a genuine response bout her workday :rejoice

I was going to reply something like this

" Hey  ;).. My day was good, got a lot done today. Yeah bosses can be a pain sometimes..Wanna go this sunday? You can tell me all about it then :)


Id maintain the banter without pushing forward on a day to meet up again. Bring up when to go maybe later today, see where the banter goes first.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:42:56 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:41:56 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:40:29 PM
I mean the “you can’t get pussy, pussy” was about a 15 year old’s idea of an insult.



But a 15 year old would also think “let me get this girl a rose” thing was a good idea, so it’s not surprising what level your’e working from.

Whatevs I don't have time to argue with some cunt on the internet who thinks he's got all the wisdom in hand.

You do you homie, don't worry about wtf I'm doing.
But you’re listening to Atra....
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:45:51 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 01:42:23 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:41:03 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 01:38:05 PM
MM getting a genuine response bout her workday :rejoice

I was going to reply something like this

" Hey  ;).. My day was good, got a lot done today. Yeah bosses can be a pain sometimes..Wanna go this sunday? You can tell me all about it then :)


Id maintain the banter without pushing forward on a day to meet up again. Bring up when to go maybe later today, see where the banter goes first.


my goal is to get away from the bullshit banter on whatsapp tho. And by saying ' in that case the museum sounds like fun ' hasn't she already basically agreed to go out again?

But I took your advice anyway, and continued the banter about her work

So she says she has problems with her boss at work

I might respond

Wow ok that sounds pretty heavy haha. Do you think you could use the day off soon? When do you wanna hang out?

I told her I've had a busy day and now she's asking me about what exactly I did lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 10, 2018, 02:03:28 PM
This is the best thread in the universe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 10, 2018, 02:14:49 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:45:51 PM
I might respond

Wow ok that sounds pretty heavy haha. Do you think you could use the day off soon? When do you wanna hang out?

I told her I've had a busy day and now she's asking me about what exactly I did lol
just talk to her through text for a bit, she wants to talk about her shit now, not in three days

Show you're emotionally available and interested in her as a person
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 10, 2018, 02:33:30 PM
Y'all pansies were like "Oh noes! Thread ruined!"

Now it's a self perpetuating cycle of schadenfreude :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 10, 2018, 02:46:32 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 01:45:51 PM
I told her I've had a busy day and now she's asking me about what exactly I did lol

"I bought a rose. Shit was hard breh."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 02:46:56 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:23:47 PM
I’ll have to wait to see what assi thinks....


they are all overweight chics. that means something is off with your pics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2018, 02:49:24 PM
Y’all kids need toku, can we get back to blessin up?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2018, 02:51:17 PM
Lol Rahx in here straight up roastin tho :lol

MM pulling an epic recovery. You should totally save the Rose story under your hat for your proposal
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next week
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 02:51:57 PM
toku would just say

stop being such pussies

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 10, 2018, 02:54:17 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 02:46:56 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:23:47 PM
I’ll have to wait to see what assi thinks....


they are all overweight chics. that means something is off with your pics.

Define “overweight.”  There are a few heavier gals in there, but there are also a few really cute ones in that collection.

This is yall’s fucking problem.  Such incredibly high standards and definition of what you believe you deserve.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2018, 02:55:08 PM
Stfu simp ass pretty boy. No one has to fuck anyone they aren’t attracted to make you feel better
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2018, 02:55:36 PM
Oops wrong account
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 02:57:04 PM
Says the guy dating a pretty skinny girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 10, 2018, 02:57:53 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2018, 02:55:08 PM
Stfu simp ass pretty boy. No one has to fuck anyone they aren’t attracted to make you feel better

 :badass

I’ll leave then
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 03:16:30 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on September 10, 2018, 02:54:17 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 02:46:56 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:23:47 PM
I’ll have to wait to see what assi thinks....


they are all overweight chics. that means something is off with your pics.

Define “overweight.”  There are a few heavier gals in there, but there are also a few really cute ones in that collection.

This is yall’s fucking problem.  Such incredibly high standards and definition of what you believe you deserve.
He's only matching 'heavier' set girls. Most likely something is off with his pictures or profile.

It has nothing to do with high standards. I personally can't do fat girls. I can do a heavier girl with a super pretty face and a nice ass, sure, i can hit that, but a fatty with an ok face? No, sorry.

I've only rumbled with 1 girl that could be considered 'large' but that's because i used to fuck her when she was super fit, and then she got fat because of depression and school and heh i did it out of pity and out of being totally hammered.....it wasn't a good bang and i hated myself in the AM.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 03:24:06 PM
Ok well I asked her about her work and she responded with like 8 messages

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 10, 2018, 03:27:49 PM
You’re on the right track. Seal the deal with a dick pic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 03:33:50 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 10, 2018, 01:39:40 PM
seem to have good careers and/or educational attainment
What fucking guy cares about this on a first basis attraction??? If anything any girl with a better career/education than you is going to be a fucking hassle.

Always date more attractive than you but dumber and less career oriented. Unless you're an attractive male looking for financial stability in a partner. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 10, 2018, 03:40:25 PM
Mmrasu, show her a picture of your vagina
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 03:42:31 PM
Another 7 messages

 :aah

maybe raphx is right tho and she isn't into me at all, should have never sent her any messages right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 10, 2018, 03:44:15 PM
You're so fucking tilted right now

Just ignore rahx, enjoy the ride and don't do rose shit. Be cool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 10, 2018, 03:46:46 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 03:33:50 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 10, 2018, 01:39:40 PM
seem to have good careers and/or educational attainment
What fucking guy cares about this on a first basis attraction??? If anything any girl with a better career/education than you is going to be a fucking hassle.

Always date more attractive than you but dumber and less career oriented. Unless you're an attractive male looking for financial stability in a partner.

Well, Rahx seems to be looking for something a bit longer-term. Ymmv but I personally prefer women with a similar mindset to me in terms of career and a similar education. Maybe not necessarily an MS but at least a Bachelors. Dated someone with a HS diploma once and I quickly found it wasn't working out. She was definitely attractive, even if she looked several years older than she was. We barely had anything to talk about and the second I breached any deeper topic I'd get the glazed eye stare. The most successful relationships I had were with women who had similar mindsets in terms of politics, society, religion, etc, and were willing to discuss these at a less superficial level.

Money issues are a major strain on long term relationships, too... I also live in an area where it's almost impossible to buy a house on a single income so it's a necessity for both parties to work (I'm an exception because I've worked in dev for 10+ years, and saved up for 8 years living at my mom's post-college.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 03:49:59 PM
I had a friend that was pretty good at picking up girls in person. He was a total fuckboy most of his life but for some reason when he met this one particular girl on Bumble he was so smitten by her that all his previous experiences with women collapsed.

On his first date he brought her a rose, a girl he had never met before in person, and opened the car door for her. She was so taken back by this, felt so awkward, that after the date she never spoke to him again. He was left utterly shocked and confused. He had never been chivalrous in his life before and the first time he tried he got totally burned.

Let that be a lesson to you Mmarsu

Quote from: tiesto on September 10, 2018, 03:46:46 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 03:33:50 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 10, 2018, 01:39:40 PM
seem to have good careers and/or educational attainment
What fucking guy cares about this on a first basis attraction??? If anything any girl with a better career/education than you is going to be a fucking hassle.

Always date more attractive than you but dumber and less career oriented. Unless you're an attractive male looking for financial stability in a partner.

Well, Rahx seems to be looking for something a bit longer-term. Ymmv but I personally prefer women with a similar mindset to me in terms of career and a similar education. Maybe not necessarily an MS but at least a Bachelors. Dated someone with a HS diploma once and I quickly found it wasn't working out. We barely had anything to talk about and the second I breached any deeper topic I'd get the glazed eye stare. The most successful relationships I had were with women who had similar mindsets in terms of politics, society, religion, etc, and were willing to discuss these at a less superficial level.

Money issues are a major strain on long term relationships, too...
All fair assessments and yes money problems are probably THE biggest issues in long term relationships.

I can't date a flat out idiot, they should be somewhat comparable to you, but i don't think they should be smarter or have a better career simply because women don't like that. As much as these modern females think they do they don't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 03:51:27 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 03:42:31 PM
Another 7 messages

 :aah

maybe raphx is right tho and she isn't into me at all, should have never sent her any messages right?
Would you like me to show you my text conversations where I planned the 2nd date with the girl and then all of a sudden she said “it’s not going to happen”.

I hope this doesn’t blow up in your face, but I won’t lie and say i wouldn’t laugh if it did.


And it sure would have with your creepy rose attempt.

And if you thought that was a good idea...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 03:53:56 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 03:51:27 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 03:42:31 PM
Another 7 messages

 :aah

maybe raphx is right tho and she isn't into me at all, should have never sent her any messages right?
Would you like me to show you my text conversations where I planned the 2nd date with the girl and then all of a sudden she said “it’s not going to happen”.


yes, post it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 04:03:14 PM
She sent a bunch of more messages about her work,said but yea sorry I shouldnt bore you with this haha then asked me more about a potential job I'm trying to get..

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 04:08:08 PM
Yes that’s usually how conversations go.  Are you going to give us a play by play of the entire thing?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 10, 2018, 04:25:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/yqs9Bny.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 04:41:14 PM
MM in like flynn. D in the D.E.N.N.I.S system complete. Now to Engage physically...

And Rahx salty as fuck. MM is gonna send you PM of his dick post fuck looking like a tired earthworm after a rainstorm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 04:44:25 PM
Well I'm not in yet lol

she told me a whole story about her work and after that said well I wont bother you with all that :p

then in my response to her story which I went into, after that I said uhm well you can bother me with anything anytime  ::)

and she read all that and hasnt responded yet but I await with baited breath while I go play some pubg

Like I said we'll see where it all goes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 04:46:28 PM
where's her pic MMarsu?

I like how Atra entertains us with pictures at least.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 04:46:52 PM
I shall show a pic soon but I deleted her from my tinder after I thought she ghosted me lulz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 04:50:15 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 04:41:14 PM
MM in like flynn. D in the D.E.N.N.I.S system complete. Now to Engage physically...

And Rahx salty as fuck. MM is gonna send you PM of his dick post fuck looking like a tired earthworm after a rainstorm
The guy loses his shit when a girl dosen't quickly respond to his text.


Lets hold off on the post sex pictures.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 10, 2018, 04:53:19 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 04:44:25 PM
Well I'm not in yet lol

she told me a whole story about her work and after that said well I wont bother you with all that :p

then in my response to her story which I went into, after that I said uhm well you can bother me with anything anytime  ::)

and she read all that and hasnt responded yet but I await with baited breath while I go play some pubg

Like I said we'll see where it all goes

oh no, she didn't respond within seconds? better show up to her workplace to be sure she gets the message!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2018, 05:22:20 PM
You should trace messages with your finger on her bathroom mirror so she sees them when she gets out of the shower next
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 06:06:28 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 02:46:56 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 01:23:47 PM
I’ll have to wait to see what assi thinks....


they are all overweight chics. that means something is off with your pics.
I don't doubt that my pics aren't the best. But I'm also just a normal skinny dude and bigger girls seem to like skinny dudes.

And I don't have a problem with curvier girls.

But I don't find any of those matches cute or attractive, but as I've been saying on this forum for a while clearly I need to create a more realistic "taste".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 06:17:37 PM
How do you save texts unto the computer from an iphone(for free) or do you just want a lot of screenshots?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 06:27:26 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 06:06:28 PM
I don't doubt that my pics aren't the best. But I'm also just a normal skinny dude and bigger girls seem to like skinny dudes.

And I don't have a problem with curvier girls.

But I don't find any of those matches cute or attractive, but as I've been saying on this forum for a while clearly I need to create a more realistic "taste".
You probably need new pics. I know this is annoying because dudes aren't too fond of taking a bunch of pics but you'll need to put more effort into it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 06:52:07 PM
Well I'm about to make the most loser post on here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 07:07:21 PM
This is creepy I know and eventually I just had to skip around the texts, because we texted a lot and this is after being on tinder.

I guess it's in order.

I don't really care if people here think I'm lame at this point.

https://imgur.com/a/W2Eh03o

https://imgur.com/a/0ILYtMo

https://imgur.com/a/klNhCq0

But I did actually like talking to this chick.

I guess maybe I was too eager or maybe her life is actually messed up or maybe she just did'nt like me after we meet up. But I do believe our date went really well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 07:21:53 PM
Skimming through that gave me depression.

The girl was into you, you could have just relaxed more, chilled out with all the stupid movie talk after a certain point, and didn't question if she was into you or not. Clearly she was or she wouldn't of hung around for your endless fucking chatter about movies (how old are you by the way? and how old was she?). She seemed like a complete fucking dork, those are usually lay ups. Do you have a pic of her?

But yeah you gave off such insecure vibes that red flags went up and she figured she had to bail before you turned into a stage 4 clinger. And this despite her being insecure as fuck..... my god Rahx. You need to fix your insecurities or at least don't talk about them to these girls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 07:30:36 PM
Oh I didn’t think I did so bad.

Well it’s things like that just make me not interested in the whole enterprise.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2018, 07:44:33 PM
You live and learn. At least you're not an incel that are basically too coward to even reach that degree of interaction.
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2018, 05:22:20 PM
You should trace messages with your finger on her bathroom mirror so she sees them when she gets out of the shower next

(https://abload.de/img/240_f_100403139_qta6hnafaq.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=240_f_100403139_qta6hnafaq.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 10, 2018, 07:56:42 PM
I'm only halfway through the first image so far (reading while grilling some food for myself), and I see no less than 3 chances to have asked the girl out. Will have to read further.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 08:18:32 PM
Well your posts make me feel like a loser.

But I wouldn’t pick up on these problems otherwise.

So they are constructive criticism.

So thanks?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 08:40:02 PM
Well my confidence issues seem insurmountable. I mean fuck at this point I don’t even know what they are. I mean at this point I don’t even know what my good qualities are. I feel like I’m back at the starting point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 10, 2018, 08:45:42 PM
My job is to like you, not to teach you to like you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 08:56:13 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 08:40:02 PM
Well my confidence issues seem insurmountable. I mean fuck at this point I don’t even know what they are. I mean at this point I don’t even know what my good qualities are. I feel like I’m back at the starting point.
Where do you think this comes from?

Maybe you need to take some ecstasy or LSD or something. Snap out of it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 09:07:13 PM
Yeah probably. I've probably missed plenty of opportunities because of this.

And it will probably take years and lots of work even come close to fixing it. Well I'm fucked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 09:10:35 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 09:07:13 PM

And it will probably take years and lots of work even come close to fixing it. Well I'm fucked.

 >:(

change this attitude man or else you'll be in a bad place in 10 years. Seriously, i had a somewhat negative attitude like this in my early 20s. I blame the type of people i was hanging around with. It's not good to be in this state of mind.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 09:52:43 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 10, 2018, 09:11:48 PM
Assimilate you motherfucker.

Quote from: Assimilate on July 28, 2018, 09:27:51 PM
Quote from: riotous on July 28, 2018, 08:57:48 PM
Yeah I thought you'd said that;  for some people an experience on Molly where they are more social than usual can help them open up when sober as well because they gain some confidence in their social skills.

Doesn't work for everyone thoguh.
you'd recommend someone pop molly's that could potentially start stroking some random chic's hair?

 :shh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 10:02:59 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 10, 2018, 09:15:40 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 09:07:13 PM
Yeah probably. I've probably missed plenty of opportunities because of this.

And it will probably take years and lots of work even come close to fixing it. Well I'm fucked.

You'll be fine, just learnt to not dwell when you're just getting to know a person. Leave that shit to when she's too far into making a mistake to stop now.
I guess you're right. At least I don't feel excactly discouraged.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 10:06:38 PM
You should really listen to Patrice. His show is about people calling up with all sorts of problems. From insecurity to being put in the friend zone. He always says your own happiness is paramount.

His show is not about " the game " and how to interact with women. It's a show about having a philosphy to your actions and staying logical. Well that and ppl calling in with their own problems.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 10:22:36 PM
btw thanks bore bro's being chill and being carefree ( or at least pretending to be ) is seemingly working out like a fucking charm

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 10:32:10 PM
https://youtu.be/lxGc_dkNgJE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 10:57:45 PM
Can someone pat riotous on the back? He needs to know he's appreciated on the bore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 10, 2018, 11:06:28 PM
A fun question for everyone, what's one of the worst/meanest things you've said to a romantic partner in an argument?

For me personally: "you take dick like it's oxygen" is my winner winner chicken dinner.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 11:08:10 PM
I told my last girlfriend" you need some serious therapy because you're fucking crazy "

 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 10, 2018, 11:19:04 PM
That's like a smooch of mean  :-*

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 11:22:26 PM
Quote from: mormapope on September 10, 2018, 11:06:28 PM

For me personally: "you take dick like it's oxygen" is my winner winner chicken dinner.
Yeah that's pretty brutal. Was she a slut? If so yeah that probably stung.

I've gotten dark before but mainly as a stupid teenager. There was one girlfriend that really got the dark side out of me. We did some nasty shit to each other and i don't even know why i stayed in that relationship. A very twisted time period in my life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 11, 2018, 01:33:11 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 11:08:10 PM
I told my last girlfriend" you need some serious therapy because you're fucking crazy "

 :lol

this is the tamest insult in this thread yet
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 01:39:07 AM
I once told my first girlfriend, "You spend so much time worried about how everyone wants you to live that you'll end up overweight, with your beauty wasted in your 40s with a pack of kids and an unfaithful husband. Only then will you look back and realize you should have lived for what you wanted"

Pretty tame I know, except for that post card I got from her last year with a just one line "You were right" :brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 11, 2018, 02:03:13 AM
I actually agree with that assimilate post like 100%, cringefest
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 11, 2018, 02:04:32 AM
Quote from: mormapope on September 10, 2018, 11:06:28 PM
A fun question for everyone, what's one of the worst/meanest things you've said to a romantic partner in an argument?

For me personally: "you take dick like it's oxygen" is my winner winner chicken dinner.
"I only keep you around for sex."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 02:12:45 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 11, 2018, 02:04:32 AM
Quote from: mormapope on September 10, 2018, 11:06:28 PM
A fun question for everyone, what's one of the worst/meanest things you've said to a romantic partner in an argument?

For me personally: "you take dick like it's oxygen" is my winner winner chicken dinner.
"I only keep you around for sex."
Imagining 13 year old Shosta saying this.  :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 11, 2018, 02:14:47 AM
When I was 13 I was in an emotionally abusive relationship with a 14 year old emo girl :goty2

She was hot back then. But now she's fat!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 02:16:58 AM
and all that in the last 6 months? :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 02:28:55 AM
I give you, this whole thread in video form

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/9edjm4/thank_you_for_your_help_guys/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 11, 2018, 02:30:35 AM
Quote from: tiesto on September 10, 2018, 07:56:42 PM
I'm only halfway through the first image so far (reading while grilling some food for myself), and I see no less than 3 chances to have asked the girl out. Will have to read further.

It obviously all went to shit when he said that Iron Man 3 was good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 11, 2018, 03:19:45 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 10:37:54 AM
MMaRsu is going to this girl's house and waiting for her ass with a fucking rose

 :yuck :-X
I really wanna how you thought this would have played out.

Quote from: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 03:33:50 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 10, 2018, 01:39:40 PM
seem to have good careers and/or educational attainment
What fucking guy cares about this on a first basis attraction??? If anything any girl with a better career/education than you is going to be a fucking hassle.

Always date more attractive than you but dumber and less career oriented. Unless you're an attractive male looking for financial stability in a partner.
:confused

Weren't you complaining earlier in this thread about some girl that you were dating being dumb? Why would you intentionally avoid people who are on your level or better?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 10:58:43 AM
To bring this back to actual relationships.
That feeling when you get home from a hard day at work and your wife snuggles up to you and says "I just always want to be near you" :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 11, 2018, 11:02:07 AM
The feeling when you get home from a hard day at work and she understands that you just want to be left alone for the rest of the night :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 11, 2018, 11:03:52 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 10:58:43 AM
To bring this back to actual relationships.
That feeling when you get home from a hard day at work and your wife snuggles up to you and says "I just always want to be near you" :uguu

She broke some shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 11:20:15 AM
Quote from: Beezy on September 11, 2018, 03:19:45 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 10, 2018, 10:37:54 AM
MMaRsu is going to this girl's house and waiting for her ass with a fucking rose

 :yuck :-X
I really wanna how you thought this would have played out.

Quote from: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 03:33:50 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 10, 2018, 01:39:40 PM
seem to have good careers and/or educational attainment
What fucking guy cares about this on a first basis attraction??? If anything any girl with a better career/education than you is going to be a fucking hassle.

Always date more attractive than you but dumber and less career oriented. Unless you're an attractive male looking for financial stability in a partner.
:confused

Weren't you complaining earlier in this thread about some girl that you were dating being dumb? Why would you intentionally avoid people who are on your level or better?

There is no way to know for sure haha

could have gone terrible
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 12:04:37 PM
last night she asked me if I was a morning person, I told her im more of a night person

then she asked me if I ever peed in the pool

I told her yeah when I was a little boy haha

shenwas like  :mynicca so you did huh hahahaha

I was like well yeah haha what you didn't?

she was like well yeah damnit

I said see you aint no better than me

then she said " another similarity  :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 11, 2018, 12:06:30 PM
I'm glad you two are bonding over watersports.

Remember to get rubber sheets.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 12:07:36 PM
Oh im not skiddish if she's a freak im down baby
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 11, 2018, 12:09:55 PM
Rahx behind his computer like

"I wish someone would pee on me..."  :goty

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 12:11:58 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 11, 2018, 12:09:55 PM
Rahx behind his computer like

"I wish someone would pee on me..."  :goty
He'd then question if he was being peed on correctly. "so am i doing this right? did you like peeing on me?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 11, 2018, 12:17:52 PM
"Oh god, why did I have that extra serving of asparagus?"

*hefty tinder hookup starts gagging

*rahx screams internally
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 12:21:23 PM
I still havent actually suggested a day for the next date, I left all that to the side. I was just talking with her normally.

Now I kinda wanna go to the pool with her though  :lol instead of a boring ass museum

could I do some shit like

"Now I wanna go to the swimming pool, I don't think you'd dare to though  :mynicca "
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 12:53:17 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 11, 2018, 12:09:55 PM
Rahx behind his computer like

"I wish someone would pee on me..."  :goty
no that’s disgusting.

Anyway, I think I’m just going to go back to my old hermit like lifestyle. I was much happier and less concerned with this stuff when I wasn’t very social. And I guess that fit me more than this. Like toxic Adam said I have to find other things to focus on and I don’t want to actually become some incel pos. It’s a shame chemicalncastruation isn’t offered to normal people and since I’m not a pedo that’s not an option, but I did spend last night reading about it. I would probably be able to focus on other things if I didn’t have a libdo. At least I’ll be saving money and whatnot. I deleted bumble after getting just the worse match ever. I might as well wait until tinder gold runs out before deleting that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 01:20:47 PM
Yes stay in your mancave im sure thatll help your self confidence

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 01:21:23 PM
God you guys are amateurs.
I would've been like
"You ever pee in the pool?"
"Are you kidding? I'm peeing in the pool right now!"

Step it up. Watersports are at stake here gentlemen!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 01:22:48 PM
Rahx, you just need to move somewhere else and get away from your current group. When you're no one, you can be whomever you want to be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 11, 2018, 02:06:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 10:03:33 AM
Quote from: nachobro on September 10, 2018, 09:48:22 AM
atra blaze it with that girl Iz and then stick it in her
I'll message her tonight after I get done with work.  :doge
Well...?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 11, 2018, 02:19:38 PM
Rahx, do you think what you are experiencing in terms of confidence is normal? Therapy is such a overused term but at least look up some coaching or uplifting material. If not women then at least get some friends(that are not incels) to hang out with. This honestly looks like a trainwreck but nothing unfixable if you are up for it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 11, 2018, 02:50:50 PM
Quote from: nachobro on September 11, 2018, 02:06:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 10, 2018, 10:03:33 AM
Quote from: nachobro on September 10, 2018, 09:48:22 AM
atra blaze it with that girl Iz and then stick it in her
I'll message her tonight after I get done with work.  :doge
Well...?
Crickets.

A girl as beautiful as her is probably getting bombarded by dozens of messages every minute if she's liberally swiping right on profiles.

Plus, (she's bi) so she's getting guys and gals pining for her attention. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 02:51:10 PM
I’ve been condescended to since I started on the bore.

Now I get to be condescended to by Atra who parades around as some success story. I guess I should workshoped every aspect of my dating with the bore like he did.

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 01:22:48 PM
Rahx, you just need to move somewhere else and get away from your current group. When you're no one, you can be whomever you want to be.
But I like Chicago. I have a good friend/support group. But yes I had thought about moving to Minneapolis after I was done with school here.

It's only on this forum that people think I'm a loser creep. I'm not a creep and at this point I would like to see how great most of you do since you think I'm pathetic and creepy. I read you people's post here and most of you come off as depressed psychotics whose live revolves around lambasting another forum. Ridiculing its own people who are far too up thier own ass, but the irony is most of you are up your own ass to realize who annoying cynical you are.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 03:18:14 PM
Rahx have you tried working out? Seriously, the desire to lift, the sound of barbells clashing and sweat running down your face is therapeutic as fuck. Not only that but it will boost your confidence every time you start increasing the weight and seeing results.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 11, 2018, 03:20:54 PM
I mean, since you have good friends why not ask them to babysit you instead of some basement dwellers on a forum. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 11, 2018, 03:25:15 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 10, 2018, 07:07:21 PM
This is creepy I know and eventually I just had to skip around the texts, because we texted a lot and this is after being on tinder.

I guess it's in order.

I don't really care if people here think I'm lame at this point.

https://imgur.com/a/W2Eh03o

https://imgur.com/a/0ILYtMo

https://imgur.com/a/klNhCq0

But I did actually like talking to this chick.

I guess maybe I was too eager or maybe her life is actually messed up or maybe she just did'nt like me after we meet up. But I do believe our date went really well.

That's a lot of text. Did not read.

I believe this is how Tinder interactions are supposed to go.
(https://i.redd.it/2vckg7yda2g01.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 03:25:28 PM
Well today I responded probably way to fucking late to her message, I told her I had a friend of mine over and asker her what she's doing

No response  :esports

mmarsu is sad again
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 03:28:12 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 03:18:14 PM
Rahx have you tried working out? Seriously, the desire to lift, the sound of barbells clashing and sweat running down your face is therapeutic as fuck. Not only that but it will boost your confidence every time you start increasing the weight and seeing results.
Yes I have. No one here will give me credit and you said I was being delusional(so i guess you were right), but I had been following the bore's advice for the last year and been a better person. I don't know why I fell off.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 03:31:29 PM
welp I suggested we go swimming but that I don't think she has the guts to go

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/852415356094119937/yZbDUbbm_400x400.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 11, 2018, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on September 11, 2018, 03:25:15 PM
That's a lot of text. Did not read.

I believe this is how Tinder interactions are supposed to go.
(https://i.redd.it/2vckg7yda2g01.png)
There’s some truth to this.

Eventually you need to escalate from normal everyday talk to sexy/flirty topics just to make it clear to the girl you’re not trying to be her platonic pal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 11, 2018, 03:38:29 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 03:31:29 PM
welp I suggested we go swimming but that I don't think she has the guts to go

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/852415356094119937/yZbDUbbm_400x400.jpg)
:picard

She’s probably self conscious about her makeup washing off and being in a bathing suit in front of you.

Also, imo, swimming is too intimate too soon. You gotta gradually work up to that point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 11, 2018, 03:39:36 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 03:28:12 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 03:18:14 PM
Rahx have you tried working out? Seriously, the desire to lift, the sound of barbells clashing and sweat running down your face is therapeutic as fuck. Not only that but it will boost your confidence every time you start increasing the weight and seeing results.
Yes I have. No one here will give me credit and you said I was being delusional(so i guess you were right), but I had been following the bore's advice for the last year and been a better person. I don't know why I fell off.

You say that you have a good crew, why are you following Bores advice then? It's generally good, aside from buying roses to someone you never met in 2018, but it's stuff that your friends could tell you as well with additional specific advice and actual help(like having a wingman etc).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 03:43:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 11, 2018, 03:38:29 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 03:31:29 PM
welp I suggested we go swimming but that I don't think she has the guts to go

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/852415356094119937/yZbDUbbm_400x400.jpg)
:picard

She’s probably self conscious about her makeup washing off and being in a bathing suit in front of you.

Also, imo, swimming is too intimate too soon. You gotta gradually work up to that point.

Yea yea I know, i don't think she's gonna go for it but that's cool.

I might have fucked up by not responding sooner tho, she came online and didn't even open my msg'es  :lol she could also be busy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 03:53:38 PM
Quote from: Nabbis on September 11, 2018, 03:39:36 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 03:28:12 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 03:18:14 PM
Rahx have you tried working out? Seriously, the desire to lift, the sound of barbells clashing and sweat running down your face is therapeutic as fuck. Not only that but it will boost your confidence every time you start increasing the weight and seeing results.
Yes I have. No one here will give me credit and you said I was being delusional(so i guess you were right), but I had been following the bore's advice for the last year and been a better person. I don't know why I fell off.

You say that you have a good crew, why are you following Bores advice then? It's generally good, aside from buying roses to someone you never met in 2018, but it's stuff that your friends could tell you as well with additional specific advice and actual help(like having a wingman etc).
I do. Now I'm probably not as obnoxious when I talk among people I know, but I do talk to my friends in real life about this. It's pretty much the same advice without of course them telling me I'm creepy and pathetic.

I guess I just got pissed at Atra of all people telling me about my matches and what my problems are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: studyguy on September 11, 2018, 04:00:52 PM
lmao so my girlfriend's sister who is getting us to pay our own hotel to stay at this fancy wedding is insisting we take her mother and sister too along with us for the drive. We're staying a couple days over an entire weekend for a wedding so we'll have some luggage, 4 people fitting in either of our tiny sedan won't make it there unless we pack it hard for 5hrs with that giant ass luggage they're expected to carry on the road. Was going to borrow my parent's SUV to head out there but my parents got into an accident.

They're all good thank fuck, but like that car is totaled.

First call my girlfriend gets is a 'hope your boyfriend's parents are okay, also you can probably still make it in a sedan, can't you rent a car'
Like bitch, this is your mom and sister that need a ride, not mine. I already fronted a bill for a hotel room, not fronting one for a fucking rental foh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 11, 2018, 04:39:15 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 12:53:17 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 11, 2018, 12:09:55 PM
Rahx behind his computer like

"I wish someone would pee on me..."  :goty
no that’s disgusting.

Anyway, I think I’m just going to go back to my old hermit like lifestyle. I was much happier and less concerned with this stuff when I wasn’t very social. And I guess that fit me more than this. Like toxic Adam said I have to find other things to focus on and I don’t want to actually become some incel pos. It’s a shame chemicalncastruation isn’t offered to normal people and since I’m not a pedo that’s not an option, but I did spend last night reading about it. I would probably be able to focus on other things if I didn’t have a libdo. At least I’ll be saving money and whatnot. I deleted bumble after getting just the worse match ever. I might as well wait until tinder gold runs out before deleting that.

I wanna hear about this "worst match ever"...

But don't fret, I didn't have very much luck with Bumble. Only one frumpy girl who was nice enough but got pretty weird as we were ending the date and parting ways (asked me if I was following her as I walked from the restaurant to my car which was parked in the nearby lot).

Match required more effort than blindly swiping, but if you are willing to actually read profiles and tailor your messages to them in legible English, that'll give you a big leg up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 05:14:16 PM
No one would give you credit.

:foodcourt

I called you a sexy beast (which you were) when you posted pics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 05:41:56 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 11, 2018, 04:39:15 PM

I wanna hear about this "worst match ever"...

But don't fret, I didn't have very much luck with Bumble. Only one frumpy girl who was nice enough but got pretty weird as we were ending the date and parting ways (asked me if I was following her as I walked from the restaurant to my car which was parked in the nearby lot).

Maybe she thought you were going to rape her?

I once met a girl from Tinder and asked her to watch a UFC fight with me at a bar. Soon as we got there and i found out she didn't drink i was bored and turned off. To her credit she stayed with me until the very final fight, the main event, which ended at like 1:45am. Total sport she was, especially considering i got shit faced and the only thing i ordered to eat were fries lol. She fucking ate fries after sitting there for hours lol. At the end she even thought she was going to get a kiss but had to settle for a kiss on the cheek.  Now imagine her telling that Tinder meetup story  :lol

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 06:08:51 PM
damngit still unread :<
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 11, 2018, 06:54:33 PM
nicca you need a hobby. Stop tryna watch water boil.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 11, 2018, 07:18:10 PM
I think one thing that really doesn't help Rahx is that he uses the same username everywhere. Not trying to dox here but out of interest I googled his username, found his real name right away and googling that lead me back to his username very easily. And people (or women at least) always google their dates or possible dates so if they have his name it'll be real easy to find all of his online profiles and possibly this thread too. The stuff they could find here isn't exactly something that will make a girl want to date him.

I know a lot of people aren't even aware how much they share online and how easy it is to find even their online profiles that don't mention their real names, if someone is just willing to dig around for a bit. But there was zero digging involved with finding Rahx's profiles so even a lazy dummy can find everything.

Sorry Rahx if that's creepy but maybe you should think about changing your username here and any other places you might be talking about women at  :yeshrug 

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Or I dunno, maybe it's best that it's all there for women to find  :yeshrug
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 07:24:54 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on September 11, 2018, 07:18:10 PM
I think one thing that really doesn't help Rahx is that he uses the same username everywhere. Not trying to dox here but out of interest I googled his username, found his real name right away and googling that lead me back to his username very easily. And people (or women at least) always google their dates or possible dates so if they have his name it'll be real easy to find all of his online profiles and possibly this thread too. The stuff they could find here isn't exactly something that will make a girl want to date him.

I know a lot of people aren't even aware how much they share online and how easy it is to find even their online profiles that don't mention their real names, if someone is just willing to dig around for a bit. But there was zero digging involved with finding Rahx's profiles so even a lazy dummy can find everything.

Sorry Rahx if that's creepy but maybe you should think about changing your username here and any other places you might be talking about women at  :yeshrug 

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Or I dunno, maybe it's best that it's all there for women to find  :yeshrug
[close]
Come on you're giving women too much credit. 99% of them wouldn't think to do that.   :foodcourt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 11, 2018, 07:28:28 PM
Well they need to find out if a) he's a rapist or b) has nudes online so yes they would
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 07:32:48 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 07:24:54 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on September 11, 2018, 07:18:10 PM
I think one thing that really doesn't help Rahx is that he uses the same username everywhere. Not trying to dox here but out of interest I googled his username, found his real name right away and googling that lead me back to his username very easily. And people (or women at least) always google their dates or possible dates so if they have his name it'll be real easy to find all of his online profiles and possibly this thread too. The stuff they could find here isn't exactly something that will make a girl want to date him.

I know a lot of people aren't even aware how much they share online and how easy it is to find even their online profiles that don't mention their real names, if someone is just willing to dig around for a bit. But there was zero digging involved with finding Rahx's profiles so even a lazy dummy can find everything.

Sorry Rahx if that's creepy but maybe you should think about changing your username here and any other places you might be talking about women at  :yeshrug 

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Or I dunno, maybe it's best that it's all there for women to find  :yeshrug
[close]
Come on you're giving women too much credit. 99% of them wouldn't think to do that.   :foodcourt
Cause they don't know how to use modern technology! AMIRITE?!!   :heyman
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 07:34:36 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 07:32:48 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 07:24:54 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on September 11, 2018, 07:18:10 PM
I think one thing that really doesn't help Rahx is that he uses the same username everywhere. Not trying to dox here but out of interest I googled his username, found his real name right away and googling that lead me back to his username very easily. And people (or women at least) always google their dates or possible dates so if they have his name it'll be real easy to find all of his online profiles and possibly this thread too. The stuff they could find here isn't exactly something that will make a girl want to date him.

I know a lot of people aren't even aware how much they share online and how easy it is to find even their online profiles that don't mention their real names, if someone is just willing to dig around for a bit. But there was zero digging involved with finding Rahx's profiles so even a lazy dummy can find everything.

Sorry Rahx if that's creepy but maybe you should think about changing your username here and any other places you might be talking about women at  :yeshrug 

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Or I dunno, maybe it's best that it's all there for women to find  :yeshrug
[close]
Come on you're giving women too much credit. 99% of them wouldn't think to do that.   :foodcourt
Cause they don't know how to use modern technology! AMIRITE?!!   :heyman
Most of them? No they don't lol.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 07:35:40 PM
That moment when you're trolling someone and they're just like "Yup. You're right" :goty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 07:37:30 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 07:35:40 PM
That moment when you're trolling someone and they're just like "Yup. You're right" :goty
The moment you trigger the white knighties

 :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 11, 2018, 08:01:58 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 11, 2018, 07:24:41 PM
Yeah google that username and on the first page is a post on Restera banbot basically saying he's an incel and him looking for prostitutes on reddit lol

(https://i.imgur.com/7PLdTcQ.png)

 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 08:07:44 PM
Rahx gets creepier and creepier the more you search. Maybe you're asexual dude?  I think it's best you accept that and move on with your life.

Also, this edges me closer to the conclusion that males past a certain age that continue to watch anime, enjoy superhero movies, and pop culture in general tend to have halted psychological growth.

They are essentially in a way a "manchild". I just don't know if said things above causes this or if this is just a byproduct of being that way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 08:12:44 PM
Assimilate.

You just agreed that women can’t use the computer and agree with incel like chad statements.

You’re the last person who should comment on manchilds and psychological growth.

You’re entire persona here is so pathetic that it would have to be a troll job to be serious, but since it’s not it becomes even worse.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 08:14:57 PM
/read but no response  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 08:12:44 PM
Assimilate.

You just agreed that women can’t use the computer and agree with incel like chad statements.

You’re the last person who should comment on manchilds and psychological growth.

Pick 10 random girls out of a shopping mall. I bet you no more than 2 or 3 know how to decently use a computer.

 :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 11, 2018, 08:17:16 PM
Time to escalate the situation dude, you know where she works. Go there every day and leave some letters written with blood.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 08:18:52 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 08:12:44 PM


You’re entire persona here is so pathetic that it would have to be a troll job to be serious, but since it’s not it becomes even worse.
My persona here is actually pretty amazing. Not sure what you're talking about.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 08:20:49 PM
You’re persona here is obnoxious internet tough guy.

Which is pretty sad to do an a small neogaf spin off thread.

You’re a low rent version of AiA but without anything that comes off as not try hard.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 08:22:52 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 11, 2018, 08:16:54 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 11, 2018, 08:14:57 PM
/read but no response  :-\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5eR7sUbfBo

Haha lol maybe I shouldnt have asker her to go swimming  ::)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 08:12:44 PM
Assimilate.

You just agreed that women can’t use the computer and agree with incel like chad statements.

You’re the last person who should comment on manchilds and psychological growth.

Pick 10 random girls out of a shopping mall. I bet you no more than 2 or 3 know how to decently use a computer.

 :trumps
Why would a grown man be at a shopping mall annoying teenagers?

But since you have such a small scale of vision I know you chose it because you think that’s the only place women could possibly be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 08:29:12 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 08:12:44 PM
Assimilate.

You just agreed that women can’t use the computer and agree with incel like chad statements.

You’re the last person who should comment on manchilds and psychological growth.

Pick 10 random girls out of a shopping mall. I bet you no more than 2 or 3 know how to decently use a computer.

 :trumps
Why would a grown man be at a shopping mall annoying teenagers?

But since you have such a small scale of vision I know you chose it because you think that’s the only place women could possibly be.
I saw a post of you at a mall holding up anime toys or some shit so i figured you'd be familiar with that type of environment.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 08:20:49 PM
You’re persona here is obnoxious internet tough guy.

  :hmph bet you won't say that to my face
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 08:33:57 PM
Quote
I saw a post of you at a mall holding up anime toys or some shit so i figured you'd be familiar with that type of environment.
No you did'nt.

Quote
bet you won't say that to my face
And yes I would. This kind of posturing of the internet is pretty lame, but I don't know what you look like anyway. Because unlike most people here you don't post anything about you. Making your whole act pretty suspect and probably made up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 11, 2018, 08:45:01 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 09:29:48 PM
Assi vs. Rahx MMA fight!

My money's on Rahx easily.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 09:36:12 PM
Quote
And yes I would. This kind of posturing of the internet is pretty lame, but I don't know what you look like anyway. Because unlike most people here you don't post anything about you. Making your whole act pretty suspect and probably made up.
What's my act? I say it how i see it. You were applauding me for it a few days ago now it's an 'act'?

You weirdo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 11, 2018, 09:36:13 PM
Assi "The Barber" Beefcake vs. Rahx Horowitz

That's a PPV that would have made Ted Turner win :mjcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 09:37:03 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 11, 2018, 09:36:13 PM
Assi "The Barber"

 :ufup

hey. shut up. the beard is back to normal.

fuck that barber.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 11, 2018, 09:43:32 PM
The student has become the teacher
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2018, 09:50:19 PM
who's the internet tough guy now? :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 11, 2018, 10:01:40 PM
this whole fucking page
:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 10:03:01 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 09:36:12 PM
Quote
And yes I would. This kind of posturing of the internet is pretty lame, but I don't know what you look like anyway. Because unlike most people here you don't post anything about you. Making your whole act pretty suspect and probably made up.
What's my act? I say it how i see it. You were applauding me for it a few days ago now it's an 'act'?

You weirdo.
You're "act" is that internet forum poster who acts like they are some real world badass, who just knows everything about life. Who comes into threads to talk down to "internet dwellers" who just don't know.

You're post here are just to stroke your fragile ego.

And when people point out your bullshit.

You pull out some idiotic joke to deflect it.

But then why is someone who is so cool and so world weary able to spend so much time in a relationship thread on thebore.com?

I may be a crazy person, but at least I'm honest about what I am and I'm not going to allow you to keep calling me a creep, manchild, or an asexual person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 10:54:56 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2018, 10:03:01 PM
You're "act" is that internet forum poster who acts like they are some real world badass, who just knows everything about life. Who comes into threads to talk down to "internet dwellers" who just don't know.


First off life experiences emcompasses both the good and the bad. And i've had and stilll do have my fair share of failures, and mishaps, problems etc. I've ranted plenty of my relationship problems around this thread.

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You're post here are just to stroke your fragile ego.
No, my posts here in the last few pages was an attempt to try and understand wtf kind of person has the issues you have and trying to find a way to help. But i'm thinking Atra was right about this. This is for attention.

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And when people point out your bullshit.

.
What bullshit?

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But then why is someone who is so cool and so world weary able to spend so much time in a relationship thread on thebore.com?
i ask myself this same question  :doge

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I may be a crazy person, but at least I'm honest about what I am and I'm not going to allow you to keep calling me a creep, manchild, or an asexual person.
So you're crazy then? Maybe seek professional help before you hurt someone like one of these unsuspecting Tinder matches.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 12, 2018, 01:59:47 AM
Well whatever. I need to take Molly again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 05:23:54 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 10:54:56 PM
No, my posts here in the last few pages was an attempt to try and understand wtf kind of person has the issues you have and trying to find a way to help. But i'm thinking Atra was right about this. This is for attention.
(https://i.giphy.com/media/l4pTsh45Dg7jnDM6Q/200.gif)

Again, I’m not entirely sure what sort of pathology Rahx has but it’s there.

Borderline personality disorder would be my guess but I’m not a psychologist.

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Behavioral: antisocial behavior, compulsive behavior, hostility, impulsivity, irritability, risk taking behaviors, self-destructive behavior, self-harm, social isolation, or lack of restraint
Mood: anger, anxiety, general discontent, guilt, loneliness, mood swings, or sadness
Psychological: depression, distorted self-image, grandiosity, or narcissism
Also common: thoughts of suicide
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 12, 2018, 05:35:43 AM
I've always read Rahx as more venting honestly about frustrations with a process that does take time and is easy to overthink, whereas Assi is serious about whatever has got his goat for the moment until he moves onto the next thing he's ready to "losing in Tekken" his basement over.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 12, 2018, 05:36:19 AM
But the main takeaway I got from reading the recent pages is that I should be posting watersport porn videos under my real name if I want to get into internet dating finally.

Unless I'm misread something, apologies.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 12, 2018, 05:56:34 AM
The Mmarsu cycle.


*send*

Welp, maybe I shouldn't have.

It's been 10mins. No reply. I dun goofed.

Fuck, she was online and didn't read my msg. RIP in pieces me.

Well she's read it but hasn't replied. I had a good run.

Oh shit, she replied. I'm in brehs.

*send*

Welp, maybe...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 05:58:36 AM
Yup thats pretty much how it goes  :lol

Now im debating wether to tell her my swimming inv was just playing and then quote her msg about going to the museum and asking if she's free on sunday. Ive gotten no response yet to my daring her to go swimming

But I dont know what to do :(. I really like this girl. I know thats stupid but its true.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 05:59:51 AM
How long has it been since your last message?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 06:00:54 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 05:59:51 AM
How long has it been since your last message?

my last msg was light night at 9.30 and she read it after 1am sometime. Im sure shes at work.now tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 06:07:06 AM
I say wait a bit longer until she’s done with work and has had some time to get home & collect herself.

If she doesn’t respond back to you today send her something tomorrow saying you were joking/not entirely serious about the swim date.

Also, your big mistake was shifting plans around from the museum to a swim. It makes you seem impulsive/indecisive. Especially since she already seemed eager to go to the museum with you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 06:16:32 AM
Yea I know it was a dumb fucking question

But I might still be able to tell her, that we should go to the museum first..

What I said was " Talking about swimming  :lol We could also take a dip in the pool here..  :-X Something tells me you wouldnt dare to though  :jawalrus"

So maybe I could say something like, well after our succesful museum date anyway.. Can I assume you're free on sunday?

Also, I AM inpulsive and indecisive :p
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 12, 2018, 06:18:49 AM
you are the least chill stoner ever
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 06:21:01 AM
Im pretty chill in person man :<

Im not good at this texting shit

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Yea I know it was a dumb fucking question

But I might still be able to tell her, that we should go to the museum first..

What I said was " Talking about swimming  :lol We could also take a dip in the pool here..   :P Something tells me you wouldnt dare to though  :jawalrus"

So maybe I could say something like, well after our succesful museum date anyway.. Can I assume you're free on sunday? You know I'm just playing right?  :lol. Either way, can I assume you're free on sunday for the museum?"

Also, I AM inpulsive and indecisive :p

I mean I will admit im pretty bad at all this txting shit. Which is why I just prefer calling and talking and letting the conversation flow normally.

But nowadays if you call someone you're a creep, or you come on too strong, or they think you are desperate

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 12, 2018, 06:49:52 AM
Talking on the phone  :hhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 12, 2018, 08:03:38 AM
Speaking of Googling people, this guy I befriended from class recently looked up my FB and messaged me. Is it weird, or just something people do now a days?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 12, 2018, 10:24:40 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 12, 2018, 08:03:38 AM
Speaking of Googling people, this guy I befriended from class recently looked up my FB and messaged me. Is it weird, or just something people do now a days?
I had a couple of womem do this since I got back into school. I guess it’s normal?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 10:30:38 AM
Some girl sent me a friend request that I knew from middle school but unfriended me later once she saw that I was no longer a good Christian boy that didn't swear and especially didn't smoke the devil's lettuce.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 12, 2018, 11:58:32 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 06:00:54 AM
my last msg was light night at 9.30 and she read it after 1am sometime.
This must have been after she was done getting dicked down by the guy who was brave enough to actually show up at her house with a rose and a condom. You snooze you lose.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 12, 2018, 12:07:18 PM
Early bird gets the cooch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 12:23:11 PM
No response yet :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 12, 2018, 11:58:32 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 06:00:54 AM
my last msg was light night at 9.30 and she read it after 1am sometime.
This must have been after she was done getting dicked down by the guy who was brave enough to actually show up at her house with a rose and a condom. You snooze you lose.

Lol are you sayin I should have done that shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 12:24:34 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 12, 2018, 11:58:32 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 06:00:54 AM
my last msg was light night at 9.30 and she read it after 1am sometime.
This must have been after she was done getting dicked down by the guy who was brave enough to actually show up at her house with a rose and a condom. You snooze you lose.

Lol are you sayin I should have done that shit
You're not a "Chad" so no. Absolutely not. :trumps  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 12:25:52 PM
Im just gonna send her a msg tomorrow sayin lets meet up sunday

 ???

Or call her up?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 12, 2018, 12:27:15 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 12:24:34 PM


You're not a "Chad" so no. Absolutely not. :trumps  :doge

I was a "professional athlete" (by definiton but saying that feels strange because I was a talentless fraud :doge) and the shit you can get away with... :lawd

Good thing I stopped doing that and focused on videogames :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 12:29:55 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 12:25:52 PM
Im just gonna send her a msg tomorrow sayin lets meet up sunday

 ???

Or call her up?
Send her a message tomorrow saying you want to meet Sunday.

DO NOT CALL HER. The era in which that was socially acceptable has long since past.

Also, how old is this girl?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 12, 2018, 12:32:19 PM
Is there such a thing like a socially awkward chad?

Because that perfectly describes me in my early 20's :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 12:32:45 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 12, 2018, 12:32:19 PM
Is there such a thing like a socially awkward chad?

Because that perfectly describes me in my early 20's :doge
Brad. Who is a notch down from Chad.

A "2nd fiddle Chad".  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 12:33:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 12:29:55 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 12:25:52 PM
Im just gonna send her a msg tomorrow sayin lets meet up sunday

 ???

Or call her up?
Send her a message tomorrow saying you want to meet Sunday.

DO NOT CALL HER. The era in which that was socially acceptable has long since past.

Also, how old is this girl?

Allright cool so I'll just send a basic short message tomorrow sayin " hey I wanna meet up sunday, that work for you? " and just ignore my entire swimming pool request and not even touch on the subject. Or " Hey you poolpeeing weirdo  :lol. I wanna meet up on sunday, that ok? "

She's 31 by the way, but about a year younger than me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 12:36:49 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 12:33:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 12:29:55 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 12:25:52 PM
Im just gonna send her a msg tomorrow sayin lets meet up sunday

 ???

Or call her up?
Send her a message tomorrow saying you want to meet Sunday.

DO NOT CALL HER. The era in which that was socially acceptable has long since past.

Also, how old is this girl?

Allright cool so I'll just send a basic short message tomorrow sayin " hey I wanna meet up sunday, that work for you? " and just ignore my entire swimming pool request and not even touch on the subject

She's 31 by the way, but about a year younger than me
Yeah, don't bring up swimming. Do bring up the museum or something that doesn't involve being half naked. Like lunch or dinner at a restaurant or bar if the museum idea doesn't pan out.

And a 31 y/o woman has all sorts of responsibilities that a young 20 something doesn't. Especially if she's career minded.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 12:43:23 PM
Hey she brought up the swimming pool first with her pee question  :lol

Allright then I might send something like " Hey  ;), let's meet up sunday, check out that museum nearby and grab some food afterwards. "
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 12:44:51 PM
That works.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 12:53:17 PM
We'll see how it ends up going  ::)

At least if I send it tomorrow there's some time in between

and at least suggesting to go swimming isnt a pussy move  :lol its pretty daring

or stupid depending how you look at it

She was online but yea..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on September 12, 2018, 02:09:35 PM
Quote from: Raist on September 12, 2018, 05:56:34 AM
The Mmarsu cycle.


*send*

Welp, maybe I shouldn't have.

It's been 10mins. No reply. I dun goofed.

Fuck, she was online and didn't read my msg. RIP in pieces me.

Well she's read it but hasn't replied. I had a good run.

Oh shit, she replied. I'm in brehs.

*send*

Welp, maybe...

Nailed it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 12, 2018, 03:06:27 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 12:32:45 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 12, 2018, 12:32:19 PM
Is there such a thing like a socially awkward chad?

Because that perfectly describes me in my early 20's :doge
Brad. Who is a notch down from Chad.

A "2nd fiddle Chad".  :doge
:lol
How deep is this lore?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 03:29:59 PM
Quote from: Rufus on September 12, 2018, 03:06:27 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 12:32:45 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 12, 2018, 12:32:19 PM
Is there such a thing like a socially awkward chad?

Because that perfectly describes me in my early 20's :doge
Brad. Who is a notch down from Chad.

A "2nd fiddle Chad".  :doge
:lol
How deep is this lore?
I'm glad you asked:
(https://i.redditmedia.com/ASkJeAumHTMHwf8q2dK1UylzJ_Dcoucdgwl5csnjqW0.jpg?fit=crop&crop=faces%2Centropy&arh=2&w=640&s=74393495d8266518fd1608c9577b325a)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/8q8c2a/a_simple_visualization_of_society_brad_chad_and/

 :doge

edit: I'm trying to find an incel "wiki" page where it breaks all this shit down but I'm not finding it lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 12, 2018, 03:39:40 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 12, 2018, 03:50:32 PM
I don't know, that guy on the right looks pretty happy with the situation, you sure he's not a volcel?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 03:56:52 PM
Maybe tomorrow ill send like " thought so *insert pussycat emoji like so (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/fa/02/defa02c087b146283d8d53a9fcd37654.png)* haha, just messing with you tho.. Let's on sunday go to *insert Museum name here* and grab some food afterwards

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 03:58:04 PM
No. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 04:02:55 PM
Dont 'insult' her for not even responding? Just ignore the entire thing outright then is the best and most 'serious' move?

New Tinder match tho

(https://image.ibb.co/fmBB9p/Screenshot_20180912_220102_Tinder.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 04:05:35 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 04:02:55 PM
Dont 'insult' her for not even responding? Just ignore the entire thing outright then is the best and most 'serious' move?


Yes.

Stick with: "Hey  ;), let's meet up sunday, check out that museum nearby and grab some food afterwards. "

Anything more than this is pushing it.


Quote from: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 04:02:55 PM
New Tinder match tho

(https://image.ibb.co/fmBB9p/Screenshot_20180912_220102_Tinder.jpg)
Did you super like her or did she super like you?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 12, 2018, 04:05:52 PM
go after the new girl, forget the busy biaaaaaatch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 04:07:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 04:05:35 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 04:02:55 PM
Dont 'insult' her for not even responding? Just ignore the entire thing outright then is the best and most 'serious' move?


Yes.

Stick with: "Hey  ;), let's meet up sunday, check out that museum nearby and grab some food afterwards. "

Anything more than this is pushing it.


Quote from: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 04:02:55 PM
New Tinder match tho

(https://image.ibb.co/fmBB9p/Screenshot_20180912_220102_Tinder.jpg)
Did you super like her or did she super like you?  :doge

I super liked her but I only use it when I cant use a normal like anymore  :lol

Atra should I quote her original " in that case the museum sounds like fun " when I write my whatsapp msg?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 12, 2018, 04:11:12 PM
in other words, get a life so that your every waking thought isn't dominated by the whims of a girl you may or may not end up in a relationship with. you should have so much going on that you need to actually put in effort to make time for a girl. This has the dual advantages of making you happy enough that you won't freak out over fucking text messages of all things and also making you a more attractive person in general.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 04:13:48 PM
Girls will more often than not accept super likes out of pity.

I used to use super likes to get girls’ attentions when they were super far away but I stopped once I realized they don’t really give you a leg up. I’ve only went on one date with a girl I super liked and it wasn’t worth it.

You can jokingly say to this new girl “I used the super like because I ran out of regular likes.” as a decent opener.


“Atra should I quote her original " in that case the museum sounds like fun " when I write my whatsapp msg?”

I wouldn’t. It’s only been a couple of days.

If she’s already forgotten about the potential museum date she’s not worth pursuing anymore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 04:15:26 PM
Yeah bro's, I just lost my job last month so it's not like I have a lot going on. Today I cleaned my house and reorganized a bunch of shit. I can't really create something out of nothing. I'm trying to get a new job ofc.

And like I said I really like this girl.. so yea I don't wanna fuck it up. We have a lot in common and honestly most of the time the women I meet I don't have a fuck in common with, but either become their boyfriend or fuck them and move on. At least in the past.

This is like the only woman I've met so far who I think like damn she's actually cool and seems like a person I would love to hang out with and actually do shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 04:16:41 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 12, 2018, 04:10:34 PM
You are like the personification of why my "be a person capable of chilling" advice was stated lol

Definitely pre-occupy yourself with other Tinder matches if you are putting this much thought into your responses... although on the other hand it seems like you didn't put enough thought into your "bet you won't go to the pool with me" response so I dunno lol

I didn't, I was being myself.. since she talked about the swimming pool the thought came into my mind and that's why I suggested it. But yeah I didn't really think that one through.

The fact that she was saying things like " Another similarity between us  :aah " def made me think she is down. But hey wtf do I know
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 12, 2018, 04:22:46 PM
If she is using bore emotes*, she is a fucking keeper :bolo


*that were shamelessly stolen elsewhere
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 04:31:04 PM
Nah but it was the android equivilant with the raised eyebrows and closed eyes

If any girl ever uses the bore emotes  :lol

Not sure if you could even import emotes into whatsapp :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 04:46:09 PM
Well she responded ( I havent read it ) but the last message says let's go to the museum first

so should I just hit her up now asking about sunday? Say something like Yeah you're right haha. Let's go sunday? I already know a few good museums to go to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 04:50:37 PM
Read her messages she just sent you first.
Wait 30 minutes (to make it seem like you've been doing something other than waiting all day for her to respond  :doge ).
Then respond with what makes the most sense.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 05:14:41 PM
she told me some work related stuff,  was like haha no way I'm way to civil to go there ( swimming ), and then let's go to the museum first

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 12, 2018, 05:51:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 12, 2018, 06:52:18 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 12, 2018, 08:03:38 AM
Speaking of Googling people, this guy I befriended from class recently looked up my FB and messaged me. Is it weird, or just something people do now a days?

Men better at internet.

Proven.

Once again

thank you Valk.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 07:54:03 PM
She told me she got fired in a txt, I told her what happened? Then said wait is it cool if I call you? She was like well im not really used to calling but sure haha

Called with her for two hours and she had a smile on her face the entire fucking time

 :mynicca

calling is my game bruhs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 12, 2018, 07:56:32 PM
how did she get fired?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 07:57:42 PM
her female boss basically said she has to quit her current job before she can arrange the written contract for her new position. She was like im not quitting my job untill I have a new contract signed.. Her boss is being a dick about this apparantly?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 12, 2018, 08:01:57 PM
MM skipping the courting and going straight for married life
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2018, 08:03:05 PM
nah nahh we asked eachother a shitload of questions, from normal shit to what she wants to achieve in life all that jazz I talked her up for sure lol.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 12, 2018, 08:11:34 PM
good, but still go after the new girl. pls

also, get that pussy bareback on the next date.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 08:19:03 PM
Well at least someone in this thread is finally going to get laid lol.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 12, 2018, 08:32:50 PM
Fuck fantasy football we should have bets on who gets laid from this thread...
What are the odds here?

Atramental

Rahx

MMaRsu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 08:35:21 PM
Let me get my real tinder profile set up first.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 12, 2018, 08:51:26 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 08:35:21 PM
Let me get my real tinder profile set up first.  :doge
Aight.

I think my money's on MMaRsu. Who do you got filler?

Oh and just to be clear Rahx-

it doesn't count if you paid for it. And she has to be alive and breathing   
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 12, 2018, 08:54:04 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 12, 2018, 08:55:23 PM
I was going to reply and say we should run a contest to see who’s going to make a douchbag post first.

But that would be pointless as of course Assi would win.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 12, 2018, 09:08:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/GvNX1Ns.png) ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 12, 2018, 09:51:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WJkm6Vh.jpg?1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 12, 2018, 09:53:16 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 12, 2018, 08:32:50 PM
Fuck fantasy football we should have bets on who gets laid from this thread...
What are the odds here?

Atramental

Rahx

MMaRsu

MMaRus - most likely

Atra - Likely to play a lot. Self sabotage then bail

Rahx - I really hope he gets laid, so we can get "Oh man I suck at sex and it's your guys' fault" posts.

The real answer?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Mupepe.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 12, 2018, 10:02:03 PM
mupepe da gawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 10:02:30 PM
that guy fucks  :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 12, 2018, 11:05:25 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 12, 2018, 09:53:16 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 12, 2018, 08:32:50 PM
Fuck fantasy football we should have bets on who gets laid from this thread...
What are the odds here?

Atramental

Rahx

MMaRsu



Rahx - I really hope he gets laid, so we can get "Oh man I suck at sex and it's your guys' fault" posts.



Bound to happen since I have little experince.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 12, 2018, 11:17:02 PM
We are on vacation in Belize celebrating our 9 year marriage anniversary. I’ve never shared it here, but fuck it. The wife and I have had a sexual open relationship for 7 years. We were basically open while we dated but went monogamous for the first two years of our marriage until we were confident enough in our marriage to venture out again. I’ve got the greatest wife that I could ask for. Someone as perverted as me that I want to spend every waking moment with. We fuck around ten times a week and then I still get it from my girlfriend a few times a week. She’s the first girl I could tell that my wife knew I was seeing her and she didn’t freak out.  That made the sex better and I don’t have to keep up a facade with her. Our nine year anniversary was this past Sunday. I got the receptionist from the resort to have some drinks with us. Some flirting, sweet talking and many drinks later I was fucking her and my wife in our cabana. The morning before my wife and I fucked in the ocean off a busy beach with plenty of people around which was exciting as hell. I’m happy as can be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 12, 2018, 11:24:02 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on September 12, 2018, 11:17:02 PM
We are on vacation in Belize celebrating our 9 year marriage anniversary. I’ve never shared it here, but fuck it. The wife and I have had a sexual open relationship for 7 years. We were basically open while we dated but went monogamous for the first two years of our marriage until we were confident enough in our marriage to venture out again. I’ve got the greatest wife that I could ask for. Someone as perverted as me that I want to spend every waking moment with. We fuck around ten times a week and then I still get it from my girlfriend a few times a week. She’s the first girl I could tell that my wife knew I was seeing her and she didn’t freak out.  That made the sex better and I don’t have to keep up a facade with her. Our nine year anniversary was this past Sunday. I got the receptionist from the resort to have some drinks with us. Some flirting, sweet talking and many drinks later I was fucking her and my wife in our cabana. The morning before my wife and I fucked in the ocean off a busy beach with plenty of people around which was exciting as hell. I’m happy as can be.
No pics of the anniversary?

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 12, 2018, 11:05:25 PM

Bound to happen since I have little experince.
Ok, Rahx come on. Even i can't handle this level of trolling.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 12, 2018, 11:28:21 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 12, 2018, 11:23:58 PM
Does this mean we're still on?  :-*
We were never off, bb. I will have to tell her you were the one that sent those messages that one night.

Assi: No pics. We do have rules. One of them is about pictures.

I do have a cute picture of my wife and I kissing that the receptionist took of us on our anniversary
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 12, 2018, 11:42:59 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on September 12, 2018, 11:28:21 PM


I do have a cute picture of my wife and I kissing that the receptionist took of us on our anniversary
This is what i meant
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 12, 2018, 11:47:41 PM
Here you go.

https://imgur.com/a/ypdyGLC
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 13, 2018, 12:04:02 AM
you play football, breh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 13, 2018, 12:49:06 AM
Nah. Just lift weights. Used to box regularly though but haven’t in years.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 13, 2018, 01:11:50 AM
you look like offensive linemen size. put you at right guard, bih.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2018, 12:27:24 PM
Did MM murder her yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2018, 01:32:12 PM
Lol what?

Bang a receptionist with your wife... kill yourself. Not seeing the thought pattern
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2018, 01:33:40 PM
Change Mupepe to Caligula pls
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 13, 2018, 02:10:59 PM
Where do you find the time and energy mupepe, what's your secret?  :doge

Maybe we could market and sell  that together? :success :money
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 13, 2018, 02:40:05 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2018, 12:27:24 PM
Did MM murder her yet?

No no we are meeting up next week
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2018, 02:41:32 PM
So Mups, you usually don’t tell your paramours that you’re married? Or did you mean you usually deal with freak outs when you do?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 13, 2018, 02:51:48 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 13, 2018, 02:40:05 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2018, 12:27:24 PM
Did MM murder her yet?

No no we are meeting up next week

But is she alive?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 13, 2018, 02:52:42 PM
yessirs lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2018, 03:05:57 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh 10-4 thanks for the clarity
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 13, 2018, 03:19:23 PM
When I heard she was pretty much fawning over me lol, I told her you know I could always bike over, ur not that far away she was like haha yeah you could haha.

Soo? I also said we should do drinks again as well, she was like whynotboth.gif
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 13, 2018, 03:41:13 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on September 13, 2018, 03:37:14 PM
I don’t assume she’s malicious, but for posterity let me share two relevant events that sort of encapsulate why I am beside myself.

The first is more of an amusing anecdote and miscommunication, about 6 months to a year ago the wife asked if we could “Netflix and chill.”  She was very put out when I was fixated on her and not watching the movie.  The movie stopped, we both went to bed angry and at different times, and only later did she realize her error, that an internet account or television is entirely optional when it comes to “Netflix and chill.”  She apologized... but it was still stupidly long before her error was corrected.

That was then, this is now, few token efforts in between - nothing to write home about, but something is better than nothing.  I work nights she works from home when she’s not traveling.  Friday at lunch she surprises me and asks to shower together, we make out for a bit, she grabs me downstairs... then tells me of course that she only has a short break but that I have something to look forward to when I get home tonight.

But nothing happened Friday.  Or Saturday.  Or Sunday.  Or Monday.  Or Tuesday.  Or Wednesday.  Today she flew out for a trip.  Just too “busy,” or “tired,” or “headache,” or whatever other bullshit. “In the morning,” but then morning comes, and nope.  Sex two or three times a day like when we were dating or newlyweds, that’s never going to happen again, I get that, but what I have is the opposite.  Again, I don’t think it was malicious, but fuck all of that noise.  So much.

This is a dead bedroom, and if I thought there was hope in divorce or frankly just flat out infidelity, I would jump at either opportunity right now.  I see no prospects in any course of action.  Stay the course, abandon ship - it’s all a giant bag of dicks.

So... video games it is.
:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2018, 03:47:14 PM
Damn, that’s rough. You have my empathy

Might as well ask for other women tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on September 13, 2018, 03:53:53 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on September 13, 2018, 03:37:14 PM
I don’t assume she’s malicious, but for posterity let me share two relevant events that sort of encapsulate why I am beside myself.

The first is more of an amusing anecdote and miscommunication, about 6 months to a year ago the wife asked if we could “Netflix and chill.”  She was very put out when I was fixated on her and not watching the movie.  The movie stopped, we both went to bed angry and at different times, and only later did she realize her error, that an internet account or television is entirely optional when it comes to “Netflix and chill.”  She apologized... but it was still stupidly long before her error was corrected.

That was then, this is now, few token efforts in between - nothing to write home about, but something is better than nothing.  I work nights she works from home when she’s not traveling.  Friday at lunch she surprises me and asks to shower together, we make out for a bit, she grabs me downstairs... then tells me of course that she only has a short break but that I have something to look forward to when I get home tonight.

But nothing happened Friday.  Or Saturday.  Or Sunday.  Or Monday.  Or Tuesday.  Or Wednesday.  Today she flew out for a trip.  Just too “busy,” or “tired,” or “headache,” or whatever other bullshit. “In the morning,” but then morning comes, and nope.  Sex two or three times a day like when we were dating or newlyweds, that’s never going to happen again, I get that, but what I have is the opposite.  Again, I don’t think it was malicious, but fuck all of that noise.  So much.

This is a dead bedroom, and if I thought there was hope in divorce or frankly just flat out infidelity, I would jump at either opportunity right now.  I see no prospects in any course of action.  Stay the course, abandon ship - it’s all a giant bag of dicks.

So... video games it is.

https://old.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 13, 2018, 03:54:31 PM
@JayDubya: it sounds like you and your wife need to do molly together in order to respark that passion.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
or shrooms so both of your bullshit is laid bare.
[close]

Life is too short just to roll over and play dead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 13, 2018, 03:59:59 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on September 13, 2018, 03:37:14 PM
I don’t assume she’s malicious, but for posterity let me share two relevant events that sort of encapsulate why I am beside myself.

The first is more of an amusing anecdote and miscommunication, about 6 months to a year ago the wife asked if we could “Netflix and chill.”  She was very put out when I was fixated on her and not watching the movie.  The movie stopped, we both went to bed angry and at different times, and only later did she realize her error, that an internet account or television is entirely optional when it comes to “Netflix and chill.”  She apologized... but it was still stupidly long before her error was corrected.

That was then, this is now, few token efforts in between - nothing to write home about, but something is better than nothing.  I work nights she works from home when she’s not traveling.  Friday at lunch she surprises me and asks to shower together, we make out for a bit, she grabs me downstairs... then tells me of course that she only has a short break but that I have something to look forward to when I get home tonight.

But nothing happened Friday.  Or Saturday.  Or Sunday.  Or Monday.  Or Tuesday.  Or Wednesday.  Today she flew out for a trip.  Just too “busy,” or “tired,” or “headache,” or whatever other bullshit. “In the morning,” but then morning comes, and nope.  Sex two or three times a day like when we were dating or newlyweds, that’s never going to happen again, I get that, but what I have is the opposite.  Again, I don’t think it was malicious, but fuck all of that noise.  So much.

This is a dead bedroom, and if I thought there was hope in divorce or frankly just flat out infidelity, I would jump at either opportunity right now.  I see no prospects in any course of action.  Stay the course, abandon ship - it’s all a giant bag of dicks.

So... video games it is.

if it's any consolation, you're a giant piece of shit and totally deserve this
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 13, 2018, 04:09:15 PM
Assuming you can have financial security if you break up, and don't have any kids, i think that divorce would probably be the best option by far. Life has many possibilities and there's no point in being miserable if you can help it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 13, 2018, 04:12:47 PM
stalker beaks annihilated
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 13, 2018, 04:13:36 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on September 13, 2018, 04:04:49 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 13, 2018, 03:59:59 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on September 13, 2018, 03:37:14 PM
I don’t assume she’s malicious, but for posterity let me share two relevant events that sort of encapsulate why I am beside myself.

The first is more of an amusing anecdote and miscommunication, about 6 months to a year ago the wife asked if we could “Netflix and chill.”  She was very put out when I was fixated on her and not watching the movie.  The movie stopped, we both went to bed angry and at different times, and only later did she realize her error, that an internet account or television is entirely optional when it comes to “Netflix and chill.”  She apologized... but it was still stupidly long before her error was corrected.

That was then, this is now, few token efforts in between - nothing to write home about, but something is better than nothing.  I work nights she works from home when she’s not traveling.  Friday at lunch she surprises me and asks to shower together, we make out for a bit, she grabs me downstairs... then tells me of course that she only has a short break but that I have something to look forward to when I get home tonight.

But nothing happened Friday.  Or Saturday.  Or Sunday.  Or Monday.  Or Tuesday.  Or Wednesday.  Today she flew out for a trip.  Just too “busy,” or “tired,” or “headache,” or whatever other bullshit. “In the morning,” but then morning comes, and nope.  Sex two or three times a day like when we were dating or newlyweds, that’s never going to happen again, I get that, but what I have is the opposite.  Again, I don’t think it was malicious, but fuck all of that noise.  So much.

This is a dead bedroom, and if I thought there was hope in divorce or frankly just flat out infidelity, I would jump at either opportunity right now.  I see no prospects in any course of action.  Stay the course, abandon ship - it’s all a giant bag of dicks.

So... video games it is.

if it's any consolation, you're a giant piece of shit and totally deserve this

Yeah, I disagree with you on politics, so I likewise wish death and existential misery on you, too.  Good talk.

I expected shit like this when I posted it, I know the caliber of some of the lowlifes I’ve met since mistakenly wasting time on GAF.
Yeah Beaks is by far the worst on this board. If he disagrees or argues with you about virtually anything he will then hope the worst for you personally. It's childish, but then again have you seen his beak?

Anyways, JayDubya the chances are your wife is cheating. I'd say put the fucking controller down and hit the barbells my friend. I know this sounds like the advice i always give to everyone but seriously bettering yourself is way more optimal than doing something that does absolutely nothing for you (videogames).

Quote from: riotous on September 13, 2018, 04:03:41 PM
My wife thinks it's hot when I fuck other women* (which in turn, is hot as fuck, nothing quite like texting your wife a nude a girl just sent you and having her respond "Go fuck her"), but neither of us have interest in the actual "girlfriend" concept (for me at least).  Joke around about it a bit but the last regular girl started doing the obvious hinting at wanting more stuff and haven't talked to her in like, 2 years because it was a turn off.   

* It's been a couple years and this all involved making a sport out of fucking strippers;  which I know some will scoff at but we both found/find it really fun.  There's still some expectation of "maybe something more will come out of this" with them and I've had them get butthurt in the past over things but also made a few really good hookups; my wife has a crush on the one we had a couple of threesomes with.   She has one of these impossible "anime bodys" and she also was REALLY INTO my wife lol, which was nice.. I'd actually been fucking her on and off for over a decade when I introduced them.   In general girls either expect "dating", or if they just want sex it involves bringing their boyfriend along.. but had good luck with strippers.   The wife finding a girlfriend would be ideal;  I don't need that mess otherwise lol
As hot as this all sounds i'd be too concerned with diseases.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 13, 2018, 04:19:31 PM
redacted
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2018, 04:31:42 PM
See this kinda shit ruins this thread. If people are willing to share their human existence in this area of their life we should at least have the decency to respond with empathy and bless them up. Please understand
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 13, 2018, 04:31:46 PM
the man who grew a beak telling someone to grow some balls  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 13, 2018, 04:33:58 PM
Quote from: filler on September 13, 2018, 04:31:46 PM
the man who grew a beak telling someone to grow some balls  :lol

 :dead

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2018, 04:31:42 PM
See this kinda shit ruins this thread. If people are willing to share their human existence in this area of their life we should at least have the decency to respond with empathy and bless them up. Please understand
  t's even ok to laugh and poke fun a little but Beaks goes straight to downright nastiness every time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 13, 2018, 04:34:23 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2018, 04:31:42 PM
See this kinda shit ruins this thread. If people are willing to share their human existence in this area of their life we should at least have the decency to respond with empathy and bless them up. Please understand

alright, if you of all folks are telling me to lay off i'll relent.

my bad. i'm sorry Jay, i won't get personal anymore regardless of my distaste
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 13, 2018, 04:40:33 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2018, 02:41:32 PM
So Mups, you usually don’t tell your paramours that you’re married? Or did you mean you usually deal with freak outs when you do?
I have almost always mentioned I’m married. Most are more accepting of that than telling them my wife knows. I’ve gotten strangely scathing responses to that from women that were okay thinking I was just cheating. Now I wait a while and decide whether to tell them or not. Girlfriend also means a regular fuck, nothing more. We are friendly, but not friends and do not really try to have anything more even though we enjoy the company. I don’t want an actual relationship with anyone besides my wife. We don’t text or talk beyond what’s necessary. Finding a woman okay with that is also difficult despite what they may say at the beginning.

Regarding energy, my sex drive has always been abormally high. My wife’s exceeds mine sometimes. If I’m not in the mood she likely will be. We feed off each other. She can turn me on with escapades and I can do the same to her. I
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 13, 2018, 04:57:05 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 13, 2018, 04:45:58 PM
Mupepe:. Yeah it's easier to say girlfriend and "open relationship" when describing that situation but those are loaded terms.  The few times we've told anyone as soon as you say open relationship people assume romance.

It's just fucking!
Yep. The preconceived notions with those terms are impossible to overcome. It’s why I have never told anyone IRL even my closest friends. My wife has told a few of her friends. I just avoid the conversation because in the end no one in my life needs to know except the people involved.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 13, 2018, 05:19:49 PM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 13, 2018, 04:19:31 PM
redacted
:smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2018, 05:33:56 PM
Yeah at least half those girls I’d at least message
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 13, 2018, 05:37:25 PM
Two of them are single moms, that's easy mode for hookups. :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2018, 05:44:19 PM
Mups, I was asking about your disclosure policy cause I’ve always been super upfront and fully so, but was considering setting up a burner tinder maybe even with a fake name for business trip sex 🤔 like hey I’m only in town for the week, how much do you need to know?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:44:42 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 13, 2018, 05:37:25 PM
Two of them are single moms, that's easy mode for hookups. :aah
How so?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 13, 2018, 05:51:09 PM
In my experience single moms were always unbelievably thirsty :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 13, 2018, 06:02:19 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2018, 05:44:19 PM
Mups, I was asking about your disclosure policy cause I’ve always been super upfront and fully so, but was considering setting up a burner tinder maybe even with a fake name for business trip sex 🤔 like hey I’m only in town for the week, how much do you need to know?
Ah. Gotcha. Yeah can’t help there. I ask out women the same way I would if I was single. I don’t do any online stuff, just ask them when I run into them. I’m always wearing my ring. If they ask, I tell them I’m married. Some don’t ask for whatever reason(s). It takes a lot to tell them my wife knows.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2018, 06:09:24 PM
Well, I’ll let you guys know if I hook any thots in Denver next month :drool

But yeah I’m not convinced about doing tinder there. I’ve pretty much stopped doing it locally. Might just have to get out to bars, hotel jacuzzi, that kinda thing if I wanna go play
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 13, 2018, 06:13:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL
yeah some of these are some good matches. have any responded?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2018, 07:00:30 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Lulu
Hispanic mom

Buckle up,  buttercup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 13, 2018, 07:08:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

The "meet cute at the artisan cheese aisle" on one of them made me cringe. Not only because I cringe at the term "meet cute", and hate cheese, but also because I don't understand why people are STILL ashamed to say they met online.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 13, 2018, 07:12:11 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 13, 2018, 07:08:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

The "meet cute at the artisan cheese aisle" on one of them made me cringe. Not only because I cringe at the term "meet cute", and hate cheese, but also because I don't understand why people are STILL ashamed to say they met online.
i don't understand what the fuck you just said. What does any of that mean?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 13, 2018, 07:14:47 PM
'meet cute' is a term for when two characters are introduced to each other in a romcom. cheese is a delicious and occasionally smelly dairy product.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 13, 2018, 07:16:23 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 13, 2018, 07:12:11 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 13, 2018, 07:08:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

The "meet cute at the artisan cheese aisle" on one of them made me cringe. Not only because I cringe at the term "meet cute", and hate cheese, but also because I don't understand why people are STILL ashamed to say they met online.
i don't understand what the fuck you just said. What does any of that mean?

Read Azealia's profile... I was saying that it was both cringy and wondering why still so many people are ashamed of telling people they met online.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 13, 2018, 07:17:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera  :ryker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 07:18:48 PM
Quote from: naff on September 13, 2018, 07:17:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera  :ryker
:jeanluc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 13, 2018, 07:19:12 PM
idgi with Lulu. Is it coz she looks a lil' like Rikku?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 13, 2018, 07:19:43 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 13, 2018, 07:16:23 PM
I was saying that it was both cringy and wondering why still so many people are ashamed of telling people they met online.


Well because it gives off a sense of desperation.... 'aw they met online they were both so desperate' kind of vibe.

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 13, 2018, 07:14:47 PM
'meet cute' is a term for when two characters are introduced to each other in a romcom. cheese is a delicious and occasionally smelly dairy product.
Immediately swipe left on any cunt that talks like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 07:21:41 PM
Quote from: naff on September 13, 2018, 07:19:12 PM
idgi with Lulu. Is it coz she looks a lil' like Rikku?


It wasn’t more because I like girls who look like that and she seems thic

But omg I didn’t think of that. Incredible
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 13, 2018, 07:23:14 PM
go get it son

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/6bcdce29838ff33e043d556793ca79bb/tumblr_p938s5OO9s1waywugo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 09:08:37 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 13, 2018, 07:08:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

The "meet cute at the artisan cheese aisle" on one of them made me cringe. Not only because I cringe at the term "meet cute", and hate cheese, but also because I don't understand why people are STILL ashamed to say they met online.
I don’t know why either. My friend is getting married to a girl he met through tinder and they refuse to acknowledge that part.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 13, 2018, 09:12:45 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 13, 2018, 07:19:43 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 13, 2018, 07:16:23 PM
I was saying that it was both cringy and wondering why still so many people are ashamed of telling people they met online.


Well because it gives off a sense of desperation.... 'aw they met online they were both so desperate' kind of vibe.

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on September 13, 2018, 07:14:47 PM
'meet cute' is a term for when two characters are introduced to each other in a romcom. cheese is a delicious and occasionally smelly dairy product.
Immediately swipe left on any cunt that talks like that.

Do most people still think that? I'm just looking at most of the people I know in their 20's and 30's (and even a few 40's)... almost all of them met their partners online and none of them were ashamed to say it. The others were either back in HS/college or through their families in the case of my Indian friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 13, 2018, 09:37:34 PM
Also, my girlfriend wants me to go with her to her 10 year reunion... all well and good, but shortly after she RSVPed on the FB event page, my ex and her new beau did too. Don't really want to have to deal with that awkwardness. My ex mentioned how much she hated HS and how all her HS friends ditched her for being too annoying (I should've taken that as a hint). I know she's only really there for spite, to show off that she lost weight and possibly to make me feel awkward.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 13, 2018, 09:54:52 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 13, 2018, 09:43:45 PM
Should I go back and read from like page 132 or wherever the current arc begins?
I think you should. It's pretty amusing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 13, 2018, 10:39:25 PM
JayDubs, I've helped quite a few couples go through a dead bedroom. Some couples can get over it, others can't.
I'm not an expert, but I can share my anecdotes. What I've noticed is if the couple enjoys intimacy and enjoys it while in the act, then the problem isn't so much in the act itself, it's in the initiation. THAT can be fixed. If the act is OK, but boring, THAT can be fixed. If the act is not enjoyable or just "eh" or indifferent, that CAN'T be fixed. If it's initiation, make a committment to each other, as horrid as it sounds scheduling nights and doing cheesy things like putting sticks with an act in a jar and each partner picking one a week will break this because it forces you to get over the initiation bump. If it's just OK but boring, there's things you can do there, the most crucial part of it is communication. If it's the last one, then either you need to work to get to the first two or give up. Your mileage might vary but I've seen so many couples get stuck in this rut. It can be overcome, but so many are so quick to just throw up their hands and say "screw it. I'm giving up" In the end, only you two will know if you have something worth working to save.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 14, 2018, 12:37:04 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 13, 2018, 06:13:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL
yeah some of these are some good matches. have any responded?
Kelly, Christine, and




Lulu

To be honest I just sent like a mass hey. I don’t really care about any of this. If they respond cool, if they don’t cool. Probably the best mindset.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 14, 2018, 01:10:32 AM
I'm not saying to be picky, but whenever I see a pic of a white person with dreads I swear I can smell the BO from here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 14, 2018, 03:47:05 AM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 13, 2018, 05:51:09 PM
In my experience single moms were always unbelievably thirsty :lawd
It’s a tough life. Sometimes we just deserve a good dick down.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 14, 2018, 03:50:42 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 14, 2018, 03:47:05 AM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 13, 2018, 05:51:09 PM
In my experience single moms were always unbelievably thirsty :lawd
It’s a tough life. Sometimes we just deserve a good dick down.
From a really short insecure guy?  :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 14, 2018, 04:15:03 AM
Quote from: naff on September 13, 2018, 07:17:19 PM
Tera  :ryker
that job description tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 14, 2018, 04:24:55 AM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 13, 2018, 05:51:09 PM
In my experience single moms were always unbelievably thirsty :lawd
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 14, 2018, 03:47:05 AM
It’s a tough life. Sometimes we just deserve a good dick down.
i swear i'm only in that market to someday get told "you're not my real dad!" and have some kind of George-like prepared lame comeback :smug

spoiler (click to show/hide)
just now realizing the necessity of this is a perfectly terrible way to judge relationship seriousness rather than a throwaway joke :fbm :brazilcry
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 14, 2018, 06:27:27 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 14, 2018, 03:50:42 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 14, 2018, 03:47:05 AM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 13, 2018, 05:51:09 PM
In my experience single moms were always unbelievably thirsty :lawd
It’s a tough life. Sometimes we just deserve a good dick down.
From a really short insecure guy?  :P

How do you think I survive?

A diet rich in single moms and manic depressives

https://twitter.com/PeepShowQOTD/status/394951267325186048
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 14, 2018, 06:02:06 PM
(https://preview.ibb.co/htrBEp/F945_F4_AC_CAF9_423_E_94_DE_7_C4140_C58372.jpg) (https://ibb.co/cswdup)

🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 14, 2018, 06:37:58 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 13, 2018, 02:40:05 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2018, 12:27:24 PM
Did MM murder her yet?

No no we are meeting up next week
This is unintentionally hilarious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 14, 2018, 08:06:23 PM
rate girls on a scale of 1 to 30. the 1 to10 scale sets you up for failure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 14, 2018, 10:38:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/L352IR8.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 15, 2018, 12:48:14 AM
When a woman says "i just want to know where you're going" it means "i want to tell you if you are allowed to go or not"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 15, 2018, 01:20:06 AM
What kind of women are you dating? Sheesh, no wonder you hate women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 15, 2018, 01:22:25 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 15, 2018, 01:20:06 AM
What kind of women are you dating? Sheesh, no wonder you hate women.

Pretend this isn't all women

 :heyman
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 15, 2018, 03:48:40 AM
Assy and Rahx’s red pill posts are both hilarious and terrifying.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2018, 03:58:16 AM
Well I cant say anything to do that other than I'm sorry and I'll try to be better.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 15, 2018, 10:15:28 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 15, 2018, 03:48:40 AM
Assy and Rahx’s red pill posts are both hilarious and terrifying.
So you're going to tell me women don't want total control in a household?

For someone so cool why you still single?  :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 15, 2018, 11:01:30 AM
If you put yourself out there as some weak ass doormat, of course a woman down the line is going to take advantage of that. Just like how men will take advantage of doormat women.

Being a weak, spineless bitch has repercussions in life, who woulda thunk?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 15, 2018, 11:55:18 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 15, 2018, 10:15:28 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 15, 2018, 03:48:40 AM
Assy and Rahx’s red pill posts are both hilarious and terrifying.
So you're going to tell me women don't want total control in a household?

For someone so cool why you still single?  :thinking
My ex was too tall and his dick was too big. ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 15, 2018, 12:27:56 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 15, 2018, 11:55:18 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 15, 2018, 10:15:28 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 15, 2018, 03:48:40 AM
Assy and Rahx’s red pill posts are both hilarious and terrifying.
So you're going to tell me women don't want total control in a household?

For someone so cool why you still single?  :thinking
My ex was too tall and his dick was too big. ;)
And you were probably bossy and wanted to control the man's life  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 15, 2018, 03:38:57 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 15, 2018, 11:55:18 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 15, 2018, 10:15:28 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 15, 2018, 03:48:40 AM
Assy and Rahx’s red pill posts are both hilarious and terrifying.
So you're going to tell me women don't want total control in a household?

For someone so cool why you still single?  :thinking
My ex was too tall and his dick was too big. ;)
::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 15, 2018, 03:47:28 PM
Bossy women yeah (https://i.imgur.com/bT1g6J2.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 15, 2018, 04:11:45 PM
Quote from: mormapope on September 15, 2018, 11:01:30 AM
If you put yourself out there as some weak ass doormat, of course a woman down the line is going to take advantage of that. Just like how men will take advantage of doormat women.

Being a weak, spineless bitch has repercussions in life, who woulda thunk?

Who else is gonna stop a man to, say, watch MCU movies he obviously loathes ?

Otherwise :

Getting Tinder matches :ohyeah
Them not responding  :nope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 15, 2018, 06:48:01 PM
wrong thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 15, 2018, 09:52:01 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 15, 2018, 09:34:31 PM
Everything Assimilate says about women is from the perspective of a pushover simp which is sort of ironic considering his alleged prowess at being a Brad Chadington.
But im not a pushover and this is why i've had issues. The smart guys realize how women are, accept it, and work with it.

This is why i tell the incels in here not to fall for the bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2018, 11:52:10 PM
Push me over ladies.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 12:45:58 AM
Lol that tinder girl started messaging me again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 03:54:31 AM
Sometimes I have to say to myself “wtf is Assimilate even talking about”. Sometimes I’m like “is this guy even for real”?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2018, 04:01:09 AM
yeah, sometimes he seems too good to be true.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 07:37:59 AM
Damn I got Rahx'd

 :lol

oh well on to the next one

Feel free to laugh at me Rahx, you've earned it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 16, 2018, 08:20:52 AM
But did you Rahx her?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 16, 2018, 09:15:47 AM
I'm still plugging along on my weight loss but once I'm back under 200lbs (which won't be long) I'll fire up tinder again and get some good pics of myself doing "interesting shit" since that seems to help.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 16, 2018, 09:23:55 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 16, 2018, 09:15:47 AM
I'm still plugging along on my weight loss but once I'm back under 200lbs (which won't be long) I'll fire up tinder again and get some good pics of myself doing "interesting shit" since that seems to help.  :doge
For all the selfie experiences bitches have they are the worst when it comes to judging what a guy will look like in person.

They will prefer to swipe right on a bone thin dude because he looks 'chiseled' not realizing in person the guy is going to be 140lb at 5'11 rather than a guy that looks 'husky' in his pics but is actually a normal guy. This is how dumb they are most of the time. 

My buddy had so many matches on tinder with hot girls, but every time he met them it never worked out. In his pics he looked like a male model but in person he was so thin girls thought he was a drug addict.   :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 16, 2018, 09:31:31 AM
I have a "dad bod" that some girls seem to explicitly say that they like (though I never match with those types). But I do, more often than not, match with the ones that explicitly say they like beards.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 16, 2018, 12:17:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 16, 2018, 09:15:47 AM
I'm still plugging along on my weight loss but once I'm back under 200lbs (which won't be long) I'll fire up tinder again and get some good pics of myself doing "interesting shit" since that seems to help.  :doge

Commision a videographer to film you doing generic active lifestyle shit, turn it into a gif and flaunt it on all the dating sites
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 12:17:18 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 07:37:59 AM
Damn I got Rahx'd

 :lol

oh well on to the next one

Feel free to laugh at me Rahx, you've earned it
I don’t care.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 16, 2018, 12:19:50 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 12:17:18 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 07:37:59 AM
Damn I got Rahx'd

 :lol

oh well on to the next one

Feel free to laugh at me Rahx, you've earned it
I don’t care.

(https://abload.de/img/ati2yehf1f35.png) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=ati2yehf1f35.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 03:05:59 PM
Well I mean I don’t need to make fun of the guy. Who am I to do that?

Also it’s a thing that happens to everyone.

Just maybe don’t live blog the next female interaction you have.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 16, 2018, 03:16:26 PM
Yeah, only atra is allowed to do that :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 16, 2018, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 07:37:59 AM
Damn I got Rahx'd

 :lol

oh well on to the next one

Feel free to laugh at me Rahx, you've earned it
what happened?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 06:21:12 PM
I'll share

So during our two hour phone call last week, we talked a lot about eachother, at one point I veered the questions more into sexual territory. So I asked about her experiences and what she would and wouldnt do in bed n stuff like that. She also asked me about my experiences. So I asked her at one point if she had ever been choked. She said she hadn't and that she didn't think she would enjoy it. Conversation went on normally after all that.

So a few days later I got a txt from her saying hey, not sure if I still wanna meet up. You seem like a really cool guy and I really enjoy talking with you but I think we still are pretty different so yea..

I was like wtf happened? So I txted her saying well that's cool too, it's all good. I don't really understand why you don't wanna meet up though, since you said we had a lot in common and you enjoy talking with me obviously. I know it might seem like I really want to meet up with you.. thing is I kinda have a crush on you. But if you don't want to get to know me then sure whatevs.

So she txted me.. no it's not that, it's just that I'm not looking for a guy who's into choking and stuff like that. I'm a pretty down to earth girl and that's just not something I'm looking for. Like I said I really enjoy talking with you but on that subject I think we differ a lot.. right?

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2018, 06:25:30 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 16, 2018, 06:25:41 PM
Quote
So I asked her at one point if she had ever been choked. She said she hadn't and that she didn't think she would enjoy it. Conversation went on normally after all that.


:stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 06:27:35 PM
At that point I was like fuuck... I fucked it up with my stupid questions, but then again she made the assumption. I also asked her what do you wear in bed? Just socks she said, so I asked her if she has big feet lol. She inmidiatly asked me if I had something with feet. I was like no wtf why would you even think that lol im just curious if you have big feet  :lol.

So today ( because she sent me this txt about choking today ) i wrote an actual letter. On a piece of paper. I folded that up and bought a bush of roses. I went over to her house and txted her listen im not like that at all, I don't have any motivation to do that, I was just curious about your experiences. And well I'm here at ur house with some flowers to say hey im sorry if I made you think that in any way, with a letter attached to it. So if you open up I can at least give this to you.

She said well im not home, im at work. Her work is like 10mins away from her house and I had already biked over there so I said well I can either give it to a neighbour or just come bring it over to your work ( she works alone in a small shop ). She said well whichever you want is fine. So I went over to her work.

I gave her the flowers, she was smiling. I told her listen im not like that at all, and have zero interest in that. I'm kinda bummed you made that assumption based on purely a question. She said she was kind of surprised that I actually bought her flowers and all that, I said well listen im just gonna be honest and say that I have a crush on you, sorry for kinda scaring you with that question, and well I just think you should def give it another chance because we do have a lot in common and enjoy talking with eachother. But if you wanna leave it at this I want to respect that as well.

So she said she would read it.. I assume she has but she hasn't sent me anything yet. So either she is thinking about it ( which I assume to be the case ) or she's like eh fuck this guy ( which doesn't seem likely given her personality ).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on September 16, 2018, 06:28:25 PM
Text back: "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to you know grab your neck and choke you to death or anything creepy and weird like that HAHA"
spoiler (click to show/hide)
"It's just that well.... this is kinda embarrassing. I'm so well hung that sometimes the girls complain that they choke on my massive dick"
 :trumps
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 06:28:56 PM
Well maybe I should make fun of you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 16, 2018, 06:29:03 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/896/332/1b1.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 06:29:29 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 06:28:56 PM
Well maybe I should make fun of you.

Sure why not, I deserve it in this case. I feel like such a fucking moron tbh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 16, 2018, 06:33:53 PM
If I was her I would make sure to lock the doors and windows every night.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 06:35:23 PM
nah aint no need for that. I was sincerely asking out of interest. She told me she had a one night stand and that the dude was pretty rough. She's told me lots of things lol. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 06:38:53 PM
Well at least I made yall laugh

Once again I talked myself out of some pussy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 06:40:49 PM
Well man some of that stuff is kind of well odd, but as someone who wasn’t conversing with her I don’t really know what the vibe was. Maybe it felt ok to talk about those things then as it seemed cool.

All I can say is what I like and don’t like and what I wouldn’t like is someone going in that direction so fast. I mean I clearly have little experince, but I know what I would like is something to start of pretty chill and simply fun. You went all in so quickly and that’s not something I’d like. I mean she isn’t your friend. She hasn’t gotten to know you. If someone I didn’t know said they liked chocking bitches I’d think that’s fucked up. If my good friend who I know said that I’d laugh it off and be like whatever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 16, 2018, 06:41:36 PM
I think it's time for unorthodox methods:

Kill a baby goat and write "I love you -insert name-"with its blood on her house. Leave the goat at the doorstep.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 06:43:37 PM
You clearly need to just kidnap her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 06:44:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 06:40:49 PM
Well man some of that stuff is kind of well odd, but as someone who wasn’t conversing with her I don’t really know what the vibe was. Maybe it felt ok to talk about those things then as it seemed cool.

All I can say is what I like and don’t like and what I wouldn’t like is someone going in that direction so fast. I mean I clearly have little experince, but I know what I would like is something to start of pretty chill and simply fun. You went all in so quickly and that’s not something I’d like. I mean she isn’t your friend. She hasn’t gotten to know you. If someone I didn’t know said they liked chocking bitches I’d think that’s fucked up. If my good friend who I know said that I’d laugh it off and be like whatever.

You're 100% right, it's my own damn fault for even asking the question. I never suggested that I would enjoy that though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 16, 2018, 06:46:51 PM
MMarsu. Dude. wtf.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 16, 2018, 06:46:53 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 06:44:04 PM
I never suggested that I would enjoy that though.

:gurl

Why did you ask then?  :jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 06:48:51 PM
I don't even know why I asked that. I asked her so many different things. I already told her I'm more an ass man. I like a girl with a nice ass.

I told her that when I grabbed her ass while making out and told her that she had a nice ass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 16, 2018, 06:49:23 PM
Ooooweeee bringing up choke play before even meeting up

That's like putting the cart before the horse as you're all falling off a cliff

I'm wheezing right now

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 06:51:45 PM
All I wanna do is txt her to tell her I feel like a huge fucking idiot.

Best not to send anything anymore though  :beli :picard
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 06:52:34 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 06:44:04 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 06:40:49 PM
Well man some of that stuff is kind of well odd, but as someone who wasn’t conversing with her I don’t really know what the vibe was. Maybe it felt ok to talk about those things then as it seemed cool.

All I can say is what I like and don’t like and what I wouldn’t like is someone going in that direction so fast. I mean I clearly have little experince, but I know what I would like is something to start of pretty chill and simply fun. You went all in so quickly and that’s not something I’d like. I mean she isn’t your friend. She hasn’t gotten to know you. If someone I didn’t know said they liked chocking bitches I’d think that’s fucked up. If my good friend who I know said that I’d laugh it off and be like whatever.

You're 100% right, it's my own damn fault for even asking the question. I never suggested that I would enjoy that though.
But that’s what I mean by her not knowing you. I mean this is the problem with online dating. It’s not a natural getting to know you type thing. The person is basicly thrown at you and the slightest thing can set them off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 16, 2018, 06:54:46 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 06:51:45 PM
All I wanna do is txt her to tell her I feel like a huge fucking idiot.

Best not to send anything anymore though  :beli :picard

Its too late, she probably already has this internal image of you as the abusive husband from Enough

 (https://abload.de/img/2001p8eu7.gif) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=2001p8eu7.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 07:14:35 PM
Im just not going to send anything anymore. My letter/roses combo made it pretty clear that A I have a pretty big crush on her, and B I'm not into that type of stuff at all

Either she responds sometime and says sorry dude its still not gonna happen or she responds and says well lets still go on that museum date

I'm pretty sure my chances are something in the line of 90/10 towards which side she is going to choose.

Or it could be the case that she is just not going to send anything at all, which would suck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 16, 2018, 07:22:14 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 07:14:35 PM


I'm pretty sure my chances are something in the line of 90/10 towards which side she is going to choose.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 16, 2018, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 06:27:35 PM
At that point I was like fuuck... I fucked it up with my stupid questions, but then again she made the assumption. I also asked her what do you wear in bed? Just socks she said, so I asked her if she has big feet lol. She inmidiatly asked me if I had something with feet. I was like no wtf why would you even think that lol im just curious if you have big feet  :lol.

So today ( because she sent me this txt about choking today ) i wrote an actual letter. On a piece of paper. I folded that up and bought a bush of roses. I went over to her house and txted her listen im not like that at all, I don't have any motivation to do that, I was just curious about your experiences. And well I'm here at ur house with some flowers to say hey im sorry if I made you think that in any way, with a letter attached to it. So if you open up I can at least give this to you.

She said well im not home, im at work. Her work is like 10mins away from her house and I had already biked over there so I said well I can either give it to a neighbour or just come bring it over to your work ( she works alone in a small shop ). She said well whichever you want is fine. So I went over to her work.

I gave her the flowers, she was smiling. I told her listen im not like that at all, and have zero interest in that. I'm kinda bummed you made that assumption based on purely a question. She said she was kind of surprised that I actually bought her flowers and all that, I said well listen im just gonna be honest and say that I have a crush on you, sorry for kinda scaring you with that question, and well I just think you should def give it another chance because we do have a lot in common and enjoy talking with eachother. But if you wanna leave it at this I want to respect that as well.

So she said she would read it.. I assume she has but she hasn't sent me anything yet. So either she is thinking about it ( which I assume to be the case ) or she's like eh fuck this guy ( which doesn't seem likely given her personality ).
you're gaming like this in what country again?

Quote from: riotous on September 16, 2018, 06:23:48 PM
:crazy

 :neogaf

here i am thinking the times i occasionally swerved into politics were the worst things imaginable 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 16, 2018, 07:24:01 PM
I...I can't believe this is real. :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 08:00:34 PM
Well we already talked about things like politics and religion, those kind of subjects arent really as taboo as in the US I guess. And when you are having an open conversation with someone, I'm not gonna ignore things that pop into my head.. lol I also asked her if she ever did a threesome, I was just trying to get a feel for what her experiences have been so far. And since she was asking me similar questions, I guess I just shot off the question without putting any thought or intentions behind it.

Yeah it was a stupid question in hindsight, but she could just have easily have said yeah Ive had that happen. But eh whatevs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 16, 2018, 08:03:48 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 08:08:27 PM
Hmm ok well if u say so
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 08:10:54 PM
Mind you, that wasnt through txt it was in a 2 hr call where so many topics came up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 16, 2018, 08:11:27 PM
To be fair, I admire your "stick-to-it-ness"

"Sure I asked her if she's into choking before we even went on a date. It's still good. It's still good!"
"Yes, I dropped flowers and a letter off at her work. It's still good. It's still good!"
"Yes, I joked about foot fetishes with her. It's still good. It's still good!"

Really, quite impressive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 08:15:29 PM
Didnt I already mention we already went on a date, we talked for 4/5hrs and then made out heavily for 45 minutes?

I didnt joke about foot fetishes, she did. She said the only thing she wears to bed is socks, I was like so what you got big feet or something?  :lol. Then she was like lol u got something for feet?  :lol

I was at her house, she wasnt there. I said I can drop these with a neighbour or bring them over there. She said either is fine.

If she didnt want the flowers or the letter she could have just as easily said just give them to neighbour x and ill get em.

Also I didnt say its all good! After I got that message from her about choking sex and her not looking for that lol. I had no clue she thought I would be into that. I was pretty shocked and thought ayy lmao wtf.

Before that msg I had assumed she wanted to cancel because I might have asked her out for that second date too many times or seemed to eager. Which was also true.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 16, 2018, 08:29:15 PM
MMarasu is like the character in war movies who's mortally wounded, and he's looking up like "am i gonna be okay guys? am i gonna make it?" as his squaddies look down on him frowning and say "yeah Gus, you're gonna be just fine" before watching him close his eyes before they walk away. but instead of dying, he still shows up in the next scene, holding his intestines in his torso with his bare hands, like "i'm gonna be alright after all, right?"  and somehow manages to survive til the end
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 08:30:21 PM
Ok well maybe I shouldnt have tried to explain what happened then  :( im already feeling like a dumbass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 16, 2018, 09:02:30 PM
The type of stuff you ask is crazy. Seriously. Is it not better to have simple convos about normal day to day stuff? Or maybe tell a funny story or something on the lighter side of things to break the ice?

Also, repetitive irrelevant shit like "what is your favorite movie" or "what is your favorite color" is crap people do in their teens because in your teens you haven't done anything or gone anywhere for the most part so those little things hold more significance.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 09:13:14 PM
Eh we already discussed the basic stuff like that on our date. During the call I asked her loads of stuff about her personality, hopes and dreams, then we talked about relationships and then sex came up. Sure I asked some dumb questions, but I thought since we were flowing and she was also asking me things.. I dunno.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 10:11:45 PM
Hey man at least you went on a date. That’s cool.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 16, 2018, 10:14:39 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 09:13:14 PM
Eh we already discussed the basic stuff like that on our date. During the call I asked her loads of stuff about her personality, hopes and dreams,

 :boring
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 16, 2018, 10:27:11 PM
Wait, what did the letter say? The same things you said in person and in texts?

There is a really good chance she and her friends are lol’ing while reading it and talking about you like a psycho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 16, 2018, 10:35:52 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 10:11:45 PM
Hey man at least you went on a date. That’s cool.

 :wow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 16, 2018, 10:36:24 PM
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/bac08feca0d9b409b0bccb4527037d1c/tenor.gif?itemid=5516209)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 16, 2018, 10:38:53 PM
imo MMarsu, you should've just owned that shit v walking it back. you'd prob be licking her big feet and choking her out by now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 10:48:23 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on September 16, 2018, 10:27:11 PM
Wait, what did the letter say? The same things you said in person and in texts?

There is a really good chance she and her friends are lol’ing while reading it and talking about you like a psycho.

/care tho

yall doing the same in here fuckers  :lol

Straight roasted
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 10:49:20 PM
I don’t think you’re a psycho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 10:55:06 PM
But me thinking you’re not a psycho may not be a lot of praise.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 10:56:37 PM
I dunno rioutus, this description fits me perfectly

Zade can be seen as a phrase used to show when someone or something has totally fucked up, it is most commonly used to explain how big of a fuck up someone has made.
"Oh look at Jim! he Zaded it up again!" or " Why the fuck do you have to Zade everything up, how typical!!"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 11:06:24 PM
Who knows what more might follow? Will he get a response? Tune in next time to find out

(https://media.giphy.com/media/QyA6ug9RLz2mI/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 16, 2018, 11:06:47 PM
i fell in love with a woman that asked me to choke her out on our first night together, but i imagine even she would possibly see getting asked about it outside of a sexual encounter as a bit of a red flag for undesirable deviance. idk man, it's something i've never really talked about outside of safe intimate settings.

nothing to do but take the L, learn and move on man. you've stated your case, and veered a ways into overstating it and being a bit of a creeper. sorry for your loss.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2018, 11:14:36 PM
how you find the one bih who don't like being strangled during sex  :lol


never do I ask any bitch what she likes in bed before doing some nasty shit with her. women will do the freakiest shit in bed for the guy they are into and they'll love you for it.

if you go for a kiss and she kisses you back. then reverse time and ask her for a kiss, good chance the bitch says no. this makes no sense, but it's how women work and why we get stuck making the first move.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 11:31:43 PM
https://imgur.com/a/hfJ8N8p

My recent matches. These are not really what I’m looking for, but I guess I’m just going to have to at some point change whatever my presences are.

Anyway I think a new idea I should try is just going out alone. My friend who lives in Minneapolis introduced me to Molly and edm shows has always said I should just go to some shows solo since he doesn’t live here and I obviously enjoy them.

Well today I went to the local art house cinema’s 70mm festival. Today it was showing West Side Story and none of my friends were down for that. But there was also a Taco festival on the same street so I spent some time there. I mean I’m use to doing stuff on my own except going to social stuff. Maybe I should do that more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 17, 2018, 12:00:14 AM
i really dont get why you swipe yes to everyone. is it like that shit Assimilate was accusing only women of; liking people you don't intend to message because you want the positive reinforcement?

big fan of just going out and doing things you enjoy. enjoying doing it by yourself and not depending on your friends to always be there is a really good thing. it's fun and you might meet people with similar interests that aren't insecure shut ins  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Snowden on September 17, 2018, 01:57:35 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2018, 11:31:43 PM
https://imgur.com/a/hfJ8N8p

My recent matches. These are not really what I’m looking for, but I guess I’m just going to have to at some point change whatever my presences are.

Anyway I think a new idea I should try is just going out alone. My friend who lives in Minneapolis introduced me to Molly and edm shows has always said I should just go to some shows solo since he doesn’t live here and I obviously enjoy them.

Well today I went to the local art house cinema’s 70mm festival. Today it was showing West Side Story and none of my friends were down for that. But there was also a Taco festival on the same street so I spent some time there. I mean I’m use to doing stuff on my own except going to social stuff. Maybe I should do that more.

Sweet fuck that's disgusting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 03:10:59 AM
Quote from: naff on September 17, 2018, 12:00:14 AM
i really dont get why you swipe yes to everyone. is it like that shit Assimilate was accusing only women of; liking people you don't intend to message because you want the positive reinforcement?
Well for my fucked up head it's for negative reinforcement. Which is really why I should get off tinder, but I payed for gold so might as well use it...
 

Also what do these emoji's mean?
https://imgur.com/a/TnitUZV
Quote
Sweet fuck that's disgusting
?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on September 17, 2018, 04:30:11 AM
Tell Olivia you got a whole tube of fake nacho cheese for her to suck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 17, 2018, 09:10:55 AM
Julia tho :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 09:15:33 AM
Quote from: naff on September 17, 2018, 12:00:14 AM
is it like that shit Assimilate was accusing only women of; liking people you don't intend to message because you want the positive reinforcement?


Well no men do that to play the numbers game. There's no point for most guys to sit there reading profiles or swiping through some girls' profile pic because chances are you won't match. You might as well do a flyby swiping left without even looking at anything and deal with selecting the ones you want afterwards when you match.

Now, someone did say this could fuck up your 'algorithm' but i think for most guys it's still a better play. How much time do you really have to sit there flipping through hundreds of profiles?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 10:56:56 AM
Fired up tinder last night and got some decent matches this morning.

Will report back later once I’ve got a date or something in the works.

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 11:18:34 AM
Oh but I thought it takes a while for Atra to get matches he likes...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 17, 2018, 11:50:53 AM
the reason you look decent but have so much trouble dating is because you act like a bitch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 17, 2018, 11:51:30 AM
Hey you’re getting more matches than I am right now, Rahx.

You may want to give thought to what Assi said about the algorerhythm. If you’re yessing every uggo, it’s gonna think you’re down with uggos
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 17, 2018, 11:58:06 AM
I say Rahx goes to a juggalo concert and feed at the troughs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 12:02:00 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 17, 2018, 11:50:53 AM
the reason you look decent but have so much trouble dating is because you act like a bitch
i mean that would be true if we were talking about non-online dating which we aren’t.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 17, 2018, 12:04:20 PM
Then you take shitty pictures of yourself, don't look like an active person, bad haircut, don't swipe enough girls, I don't know. But online dating isn't your only option anyway, so again, all the complaining just makes you sound like a bitch irl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 12:08:05 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 17, 2018, 12:02:54 PM
What else can Rahx whine about and where?  Are there whining specific forums he can visit? 

Maybe park illegally here or there so you can whine about getting tickets.  Seek out restaurants with horrible Yelp scores so you can whine about the food and service.
The whinning specific forum is located on the bore and I think it’s called The Other Fourms thread or something.

I believe that’s where most of you post.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 12:10:42 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 17, 2018, 12:04:20 PM
Then you take shitty pictures of yourself, don't look like an active person, bad haircut, don't swipe enough girls, I don't know. But online dating isn't your only option anyway, so again, all the complaining just makes you sound like a bitch irl
I don’t know what sounding like a bitch sounds like, but I bet it sounds like most of your posts in the Other Fourm threads. Or rather every other thread on this site.

And also I said online dating was a terrible avenue. It was the bore members who went “oh no you have to use it”.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 17, 2018, 12:22:09 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 12:10:42 PM
I don’t know what sounding like a bitch sounds like, but I bet it sounds like most of your posts in the Other Fourm threads. Or rather every other thread on this site.
You're a sore loser about your situation and take it out on random people in this thread instead of just being happy for other people. Ruins the vibe. If I were you I'd consider whether your shitty negative attitude occurs in other areas of your life because that might be why people don't want to be around you romantically.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 17, 2018, 12:22:51 PM
riotous by comparison is hella attractive, even before I knew what he looked like, because he's chill and funny
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 17, 2018, 12:26:36 PM
I mean thats a good point about Rahx. His propensity towards negativity and hopelessness, it seems like women can sniff that shit out with ease. Once again, he needs to find Jesus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 17, 2018, 12:32:56 PM
Dating can be summed up like this

hey there buck
you're in luck
my life suck
want to fuck?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 12:42:34 PM
Sure whatever.

Atra is still a bitch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 01:28:18 PM
My latest bio:
(https://i.imgur.com/F7DuGO0.png)

I stole that "feel good bullshit" top line from some Chad.  :esports 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 17, 2018, 01:34:03 PM
Open-minded = choke friendly

 :dsp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 01:35:02 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 17, 2018, 01:34:03 PM
Open-minded = choke friendly

 :dsp
That line always gets me matched with some sexually open-minded women lel.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 17, 2018, 01:36:31 PM
Lead with the 6'
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 01:38:47 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 17, 2018, 01:36:31 PM
Lead with the 6'
That comes across as desperate imho.  :doge

Also, it's a little "easter egg" for the roasties that manage to scroll all the way down. :birb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 17, 2018, 01:43:42 PM
Being 6 feet is somehow exceptional there? Oh man, i need to visit US sometimes... Though that recent report on obesity. :hhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 01:47:33 PM
Quote from: Nabbis on September 17, 2018, 01:43:42 PM
Being 6 foot is somehow exceptional there? Oh man, i need to visit US sometimes... Though that recent report on obesity. :hhh
You get used to the fat chicks after a while.  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 01:59:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 01:28:18 PM
My latest bio:
(https://i.imgur.com/F7DuGO0.png)

I stole that "feel good bullshit" top line from some Chad.  :esports

this is an awful fuckin profile description dude.

opening paragraph makes you seem like a pussy. Second one is ok kind of, do you really want to find a weirdo like yourself?  i never understood the point of dating someone exactly like oneself. saying you are into weird shit basically gets all the cute girls to go "eh, nah" and you're stuck with crack whores. Same with the third section of the profile. "non-religious" is this really necessary considering majority of people your age and below are no longer active in any religion? Do you have to shout it out? Again, you are eliminating otherwise potentially hot ass for the sake of wearing your eccentricness on your sleeve.

And then you top it off with you're too busy for shit. Women want you to have a good job, be occupied and make money, but work too much and that's off putting. Remember, women live in fantasy land where they'll find a prince that makes sick money, has time to go to the gym to get a ripped bod but can eat and drink freely with no restrictions and possess the humor and wit of a stand up comedian.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 02:04:14 PM
 :badass
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 02:05:35 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 02:04:14 PM
:badass

just trying to help

 :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 02:06:25 PM
Write a better bio for me then, if you're so fucking slick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 02:07:23 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 02:06:25 PM
Write a better bio for me then, if you're so fucking slick.

Sure. Delete it all and leave nothing because only fat bitches read profiles.

Take better pics of yourself. Done.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 02:08:26 PM
Let’s see some personal examples of good pictures.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 17, 2018, 02:09:30 PM
I would get rid of the 420 stuff though. :trumps

And the job stuff as well, that will all come up soon enogh and it's always better to talk about it in person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 17, 2018, 02:14:38 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 02:08:26 PM
Let’s see some personal examples of good pictures.

Just make sure to say something in line of: " I never thought you would look so feminine,"people are going through enough when they transition.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 17, 2018, 02:15:18 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 02:07:23 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 02:06:25 PM
Write a better bio for me then, if you're so fucking slick.

Sure. Delete it all and leave nothing because only fat bitches read profiles.

Take better pics of yourself. Done.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://i.imgur.com/ENLqbg6.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on September 17, 2018, 02:15:53 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 16, 2018, 08:15:29 PM
She said the only thing she wears to bed is socks

:nope
I wouldn't worry about this one getting away. And she thinks you're odd? Please
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 02:16:22 PM
Quote from: Nabbis on September 17, 2018, 02:15:18 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 02:07:23 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 02:06:25 PM
Write a better bio for me then, if you're so fucking slick.

Sure. Delete it all and leave nothing because only fat bitches read profiles.

Take better pics of yourself. Done.
spoiler (click to show/hide)

(https://i.imgur.com/ENLqbg6.jpg)
[close]


Fuck i wish i looked like this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 02:47:50 PM
Assi is right about bigger girls and profiles. They are the only ones that ever ask questions based on them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 03:05:41 PM
It's a really fucking harsh reality but fat girls get no attention, even the ones with pretty faces. So, because of this they tend to have more time to scope out every single guy that may be available, and they like to show attention to detail to make the guy feel 'special' in hopes to snag some dude that otherwise may think twice about her. It's so sad when a girl says "but only if he got to know me" .

There is nothing worse for a female than being fat. A girl can have a butterface and still pull guys if she's an obsessive gym/fitness freak with a sick body and a tight round booty.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 03:11:40 PM
 :jeanluc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 17, 2018, 03:30:07 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 03:05:41 PM
There is nothing worse for a female than being fat.
No. There is something worse. Being fat, but not having the reciprocal big boobs to go with it. Fat + No boobs = worst
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 03:45:01 PM
What do we consider fat?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 03:58:01 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 17, 2018, 03:30:07 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 03:05:41 PM
There is nothing worse for a female than being fat.
No. There is something worse. Being fat, but not having the reciprocal big boobs to go with it. Fat + No boobs = worst
Interesting, I sometimes find that big boobs can make someone look fatter than what they are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 05:15:02 PM
Yeah apparently swiping right on everything is not a good idea.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 17, 2018, 05:58:59 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 03:58:01 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 17, 2018, 03:30:07 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 03:05:41 PM
There is nothing worse for a female than being fat.
No. There is something worse. Being fat, but not having the reciprocal big boobs to go with it. Fat + No boobs = worst
Interesting, I sometimes find that big boobs can make someone look fatter than what they are.
Yeah but they make up for that perceived fatness by having big tits. And then you’re like oh shit! Surprise! They’re only thick and you go to town sucking on them torpedoes. Nom nom nom
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 17, 2018, 06:00:31 PM
Brought to by dairy farmers of America, and Mupepe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 17, 2018, 07:00:30 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 05:15:02 PM
Yeah apparently swiping right on everything is not a good idea.

yea. cut it out m8
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 07:41:59 PM
Latest haul:
(https://i.imgur.com/BUDTlvP.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/jwBrvx8.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/RQU0uKr.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/0PMjyLM.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/gVFKZei.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/UpEPNJc.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/h4ewQcF.jpg)

 :itagaki :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 17, 2018, 07:44:52 PM
Alexandra and Cat. At the same time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2018, 08:06:22 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTksZKeV4AELPpg.jpg)]

This is why I knew Atra was full of shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 08:47:58 PM
Cuffing Season  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 12:02:10 AM
Latest match, Hitler's aryan wet dream :hitler :
(https://i.imgur.com/UmRzDAQ.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 12:27:20 AM
I'll reverse image search her photos later but everything else about her profile seems legit.

Spam/bot accounts are fairly obvious if you've spent enough time on Tinder.

And if it's a catfish account I can find that out via social media profiles (unless the person catfishing me is using pics of eastern european girls, like I do. Much more difficult to trace those photos back to the source when you do that.).  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 12:41:11 AM
You're only 18 once man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 12:43:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wf-mRo7C2I
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 12:51:49 AM
emily sounds nice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 01:16:33 AM
Also, I rematched with this goth girl that I haven't chatted with since late 2016.
(https://i.imgur.com/mjbjc0B.jpg)

Hopefully she's much more outgoing this time around now that she's not living at her parent's place anymore.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 01:45:14 AM
 :nintendo :woken
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 18, 2018, 01:45:31 AM
 :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 02:02:19 AM
Quote from: mormapope on September 18, 2018, 01:45:31 AM
:shaq

  :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 18, 2018, 02:27:12 AM
 :birb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 02:32:47 AM
Beaks on Parade! :birb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 02:48:09 AM
And now this season enters the Atra mystery box segment of a lot of tinder plotlines that go nowhere.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 03:24:45 AM
There are many doors in life that are locked.
But sometimes, with the right key, you will find a few that can be opened.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 18, 2018, 03:27:58 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 03:05:41 PM
It's a really fucking harsh reality but fat girls get no attention, even the ones with pretty faces. So, because of this they tend to have more time to scope out every single guy that may be available, and they like to show attention to detail to make the guy feel 'special' in hopes to snag some dude that otherwise may think twice about her. It's so sad when a girl says "but only if he got to know me" .

There is nothing worse for a female than being fat. A girl can have a butterface and still pull guys if she's an obsessive gym/fitness freak with a sick body and a tight round booty.

wrong

and this is why you are a miserable sack of shit mate

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 05:51:07 AM
Quote from: riotous on September 18, 2018, 01:43:57 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/CaQ5oXd.png)

 :anhuld

Id say thats'a perk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 09:18:41 AM
Me giving a fellow catfisher some advice  :doge :
(https://i.imgur.com/zLD1Fyi.jpg)

https://www.instagram.com/meliike.arzu/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 10:28:04 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on September 18, 2018, 03:27:58 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 17, 2018, 03:05:41 PM
It's a really fucking harsh reality but fat girls get no attention, even the ones with pretty faces. So, because of this they tend to have more time to scope out every single guy that may be available, and they like to show attention to detail to make the guy feel 'special' in hopes to snag some dude that otherwise may think twice about her. It's so sad when a girl says "but only if he got to know me" .

There is nothing worse for a female than being fat. A girl can have a butterface and still pull guys if she's an obsessive gym/fitness freak with a sick body and a tight round booty.

wrong

and this is why you are a miserable sack of shit mate

Mods, can we please get a White Knight emoji? This board severely needs one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 18, 2018, 11:23:44 AM
Not everybody is so superficial and cynical as you

Just from reading what you write your view on relationships is some kind of power play of who is desperate and who is worthy

Thats prob why you are alone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 02:06:18 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on September 18, 2018, 11:23:44 AM

Thats prob why you are alone

 :wtf :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 04:21:06 PM
One of the girls I matched with today works for one of our big retainer clients.

Hopefully she's not too high up on the corporate ladder.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 04:33:00 PM
https://imgur.com/a/KBZmaa4

Online dating is going great...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 04:35:57 PM
Get all in Imani's fupa my G
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 04:44:58 PM
 :kobeyuck :donot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on September 18, 2018, 04:46:06 PM
"No kids, cant have em"

Fill her up like a little debbie you cool young dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 04:48:29 PM
:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 04:50:00 PM
Quote from: demi on September 18, 2018, 04:46:06 PM
"No kids, cant have em"

Fill her up like a little debbie you cool young dude
This needs to be part of the newsfeed ever so much.

Mods, can you help? Or do I need to get Slayven to sort it out? :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 04:50:52 PM
Quote from: demi on September 18, 2018, 04:46:06 PM
"No kids, cant have em"

Fill her up like a little debbie you cool young dude
Oh god no.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:02:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rjwfWaV.jpg?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/KAAYr5y.jpg?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/3ESK7dw.jpg?1)

If this was a game, I'd be winning. :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:04:50 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 04:33:00 PM
https://imgur.com/a/KBZmaa4

Online dating is going great...
but this happens when you employ the swipe all left method without looking. Reset your tinder (delete it and then download it again) and don't do that.


Quote from: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:02:47 PM


If this was a game, I'd be winning. :smug
Are you actually going out with any of these girls or is this just to piss off Rahx?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 05:07:58 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:02:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rjwfWaV.jpg?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/KAAYr5y.jpg?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/3ESK7dw.jpg?1)

If this was a game, I'd be winning. :smug
Come back when you close the deal. :snob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:08:01 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:04:50 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:02:47 PM
If this was a game, I'd be winning. :smug
Are you actually going out with any of these girls or is this just to piss off Rahx?
I'm planning to. And yes.  :PP

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 05:07:58 PM
Come back when you close the deal. :snob
All in good time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:10:22 PM
Well at least we can look forward to MMaRsu round 2 when he meets with one of them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 05:13:26 PM
My facebook is prepared for the relationship status updates from Atra :mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 05:21:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 07:41:59 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/h4ewQcF.jpg)

 :itagaki :playa

Fuck, those titties would probably displace the air in a room when released
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:21:16 PM
Yeah at least he’ll be able to stop talking about the week long relationship girl with such reverence.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:23:47 PM
I was thinking a little bit about what premium lager said earlier about being alone. I"ve actually not been alone alone for some time. I've always had a fling or a girl to come over and smash even when i wasn't dating......

Got to spend a little time with my aunt this last week and my god what a miserable cunt. I mean, wow. I don't know how the fuck her husband hasn't jumped off a cliff.

When i was younger i'd look down and pitty some of those older guys that used to sit at bars with their buddies. I always thought "don't these losers have wives? a family" and you know they all probably did and that's exactly why they were at the bar with their buds.  I get it now. I totally do.

Why the fuck do you want to deal with an aging obnoxious nagging bitch every day? All my relationships ended because i couldn't stand the girls much longer after a certain point. Maybe i'd find true happiness single, alone, with a dog in the mountains or something because seriously what man can deal with chirping in their ear all the time? I know i can't .

I seriously saw my aunt go off on her husband because he didn't scooch the chair underneath the table far enough.

 :crazy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 05:26:58 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:23:47 PM
Maybe i'd find true happiness single, alone, with a dog in the mountains or something because seriously what man can deal with chirping in their ear all the time? I know i can't .
You should really give it another try. I mean, like right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:27:20 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 05:21:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 07:41:59 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/h4ewQcF.jpg)

 :itagaki :playa

Fuck, those titties would probably displace the air in a room when released
I wanna get smothered by them. :aah

Plus, low self-esteem.  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:28:41 PM
Big titty girls usually have bad posture. Not a fan.

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 05:26:58 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:23:47 PM
Maybe i'd find true happiness single, alone, with a dog in the mountains or something because seriously what man can deal with chirping in their ear all the time? I know i can't .
You should really give it another try. I mean, like right now.
Oh you, you'd miss me  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:30:04 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:28:41 PM
Big titty girls usually have bad posture. Not a fan.
More for me then. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:31:20 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:04:50 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 04:33:00 PM
https://imgur.com/a/KBZmaa4

Online dating is going great...
but this happens when you employ the swipe all left method without looking. Reset your tinder (delete it and then download it again) and don't do that.



Um even if I wasn’t put in the uggo section, I’m not going to get matches like Atra. I’m going to get 0 matches.

I’ve been saying this forever and it looks like I was right.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:31:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:30:04 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:28:41 PM
Big titty girls usually have bad posture. Not a fan.
More for me then. :trumps
That doesn't mean i wouldn't smash though. Chill.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:31:20 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:04:50 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 04:33:00 PM
https://imgur.com/a/KBZmaa4

Online dating is going great...
but this happens when you employ the swipe all left method without looking. Reset your tinder (delete it and then download it again) and don't do that.



Um even if I wasn’t put in the uggo section, I’m not going to get matches like Atra. I’m going to get 0 matches.

I’ve been saying this forever and it looks like I was right.
OK, i believe you. Go asexual.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:35:54 PM
Eh I don’t think you just go asexual.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 18, 2018, 05:36:28 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:31:20 PM
]Um even if I wasn’t put in the uggo section, I’m not going to get matches like Atra. I’m going to get 0 matches.

I’ve been saying this forever and it looks like I was right.

Some of the matches you posted were fine :confused



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 05:40:09 PM
Quote from: naff on September 13, 2018, 07:17:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera  :ryker

JFC Rahx, stop being such a self indulgent whiny bitch fffuuuuu

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:47:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xFrxkvJ.jpg)

Lastest match and my personal favorite so far.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 05:47:54 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:28:41 PM
Big titty girls usually have bad posture. Not a fan.
(http://media0.giphy.com/media/12mF9DKcaggLoQ/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 18, 2018, 05:49:05 PM
Idk Assy, I live in the mountains and between the birds and the timber tigers the chirping never stops
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:49:34 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 18, 2018, 05:36:28 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:31:20 PM
]Um even if I wasn’t put in the uggo section, I’m not going to get matches like Atra. I’m going to get 0 matches.

I’ve been saying this forever and it looks like I was right.

Some of the matches you posted were fine :confused
Atra liked this post. I bet you would you bastard.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 05:51:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:47:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xFrxkvJ.jpg)

Lastest match and my personal favorite so far.
Really? Of all the ones this face terrifies me. She looks like she likes to have fun. But that fun might include dead cats and squirrels too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 18, 2018, 05:52:39 PM
Low key looks like the girl from that evil genius doc, so yeah go for it Atra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:53:17 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 05:51:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:47:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xFrxkvJ.jpg)

Lastest match and my personal favorite so far.
Really? Of all the ones this face terrifies me. She looks like she likes to have fun. But that fun might include dead cats and squirrels too.
Fuck, she's Christian. Nevermind.  :doge

edit: Also, you're talking to someone who probably has the highest post count in the bad vibes thread lol.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 18, 2018, 05:53:52 PM
Yeah but what denomination? Could be havin catholic buttsecks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 05:54:20 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 18, 2018, 05:53:52 PM
Yeah but what denomination? Could be havin catholic buttsecks
She doesn't look like a priest :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: naff on September 18, 2018, 05:40:09 PM
Quote from: naff on September 13, 2018, 07:17:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera  :ryker

JFC Rahx, stop being such a self indulgent whiny bitch fffuuuuu
I mean if I got what I wanted I would'nt be bitching..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 05:55:16 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: naff on September 18, 2018, 05:40:09 PM
Quote from: naff on September 13, 2018, 07:17:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera  :ryker

JFC Rahx, stop being such a self indulgent whiny bitch fffuuuuu
I mean if I got what I wanted I would'nt be bitching..

you have that victim mentality bruh. women you actually match with are either too hot, or too ugly. either way you end up feeling sorry for yourself. maybe it's time to just pay for it every now and again and move on with your life....

or try to learn /get therapy and develop some healthier coping strategies.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:55:24 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 18, 2018, 05:53:52 PM
Yeah but what denomination? Could be havin catholic buttsecks
Doesn't say. She's probably one of those "non-denominational" types.

I'll shoot my shot but damn.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:57:47 PM
Quote from: naff on September 18, 2018, 05:55:16 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: naff on September 18, 2018, 05:40:09 PM
Quote from: naff on September 13, 2018, 07:17:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera  :ryker

JFC Rahx, stop being such a self indulgent whiny bitch fffuuuuu
I mean if I got what I wanted I would'nt be bitching..

you have that victim mentality bruh. women you actually match with are either too hot, or too ugly. either way you end up feeling sorry for yourself. maybe it's time to just pay for it every now and again and move on with your life....

or try to learn /get therapy and develop some healthier coping strategies.
There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

And good luck paying for sex with a target manager/plumbing salary.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 06:00:06 PM
 ::)

 :beli

Are you a plumber?

I thought tradies earned good money. My mate that's a plumber has 3 kids, a lovely wife and earns good six figures now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:47:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xFrxkvJ.jpg)

Lastest match and my personal favorite so far.



Tight 70s era shirt

 :dsp

And yeah she has a huge toothy smile. It'll be like fuckin a cheshire cat. This isnt a negative.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 06:02:25 PM
I am an apprentice plumber(with really no interests in becoming an actual one. I just fell into this because of my connections) and work at good olde Target.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 06:08:59 PM
i don't think anyone dreams of becoming a plumber dude. it's valuable and vital though. people respect it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 06:13:34 PM
Oh I don't think it's a bad or shameful job. I'm just not that great at it and I have 7 classes of school left before I'm done with that. I rather see what job I can get after I graduate.

Paying for sex is pretty shameful though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 06:14:46 PM
Plumbers are paid very well relative to other labor trade jobs and you have the latitiude to branch out and start your own business. Id hold on to that thread of your life like life itself depended on it. The alternative being retail hell.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 06:31:14 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:57:47 PM
There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

also.

no. fucking. shit. by liking everyone you're not just scraping the barrel, you're just taking everything you can. of course the cream will be outnumbered. if you're going to be so goddamn liberal at least throw a little D their way. what's the worst that could happen?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 06:33:43 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 18, 2018, 06:15:57 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 06:13:34 PM
Paying for sex is pretty shameful though.

Is that why you stick to BJs?
Well I mean I need some sort of relief from dry spells that last for years. Plus bjs are pretty easy and you don’t have to do much. Plus the girl I get them from is someone I know so there’s no seedy prostitutes or “researching” for quality escorts. Plus actual decent looking girls that don’t have drug habits or someththing else are expensive. No way I could afford that whenever I’m horny which is pretty much every day.

And besides I did try one last year? It was a terrible experince and extremely awkward. She was rushing and had no time to cottle my inexperienced ass. It also was cold and mechanical, not very fun. I’ve had sex at least once with someone I actually liked and it was a much better experince. The other person wants you. It’s warm and much more fun. No awkwardness, rushing, or nervousness. Why would there be? You’re not making a transaction. You’re having fun.

And maybe shameful is the wrong word, but it hardly feels “great” to rely on prostitution’s. Are you going to tell your buddies about the times you payed for sex? I don’t know what friends you guys have, but no one I know finds that cool. But I know it’s a thing that has come up on the bore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 06:41:50 PM
You know who would coddle your inexperienced ass? Kristen, Imani, Christie or that tiny trailer park elf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 06:45:43 PM
Yeah I should really use people I’m not in anyway attracted to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 06:50:59 PM
 :umad

Thatsthejoke.gif

Lighten up doofus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 06:53:51 PM
Trade jobs make ridiculous money in some parts of the country. 6 figure salaries, no overweight bitch nagging you to turn in your prospectus (unless it's the person that hired you) and you tend to branch off by yourself after a while. I'd stick with that Rahx. Maybe a few years smelling shit and dirty water pipes will turn you into a less whiny bitch.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 06:55:21 PM
Also, stop fuckin swiping women you don't like. It's mean, and the sort of thing you complain about women doing to you. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 06:57:21 PM
I’ve done plumbing for about 8 years. I don’t want to be a plumber. And I think you can stop telling me how trade jobs work......

Considering I’m the one with one.

But Assi is funny you say that. Considering you’ve been doing the bitching about how women are so annoying to you. Maybe you should go to the mountains but considering how much you can’t stop being a bitch I doubt that will help you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 06:59:03 PM
You've been plumbing for 8 years and you're still an apprentice?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 07:00:16 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 06:57:21 PM
I’ve done plumbing for about 8 years. I don’t want to be a plumber.

But Assi is funny you say that. Considering you’ve been doing the bitching about how women are so annoying to you.


But women are annoying  :yeshrug

I just wish i was rich enough to bounce from one hot broad to the next until the end of my days. But i'm not here saying how unfair life is and how worthless i am. This is what you are doing and it's pointless trying to help you.

Online dating is clearly not your thing, so get away from it.


Quote from: naff on September 18, 2018, 06:59:03 PM
You've been plumbing for 8 years and you're still an apprentice?
  :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 07:04:27 PM
Quote from: naff on September 18, 2018, 06:59:03 PM
You've been plumbing for 8 years and you're still an apprentice?
Yes?

This is a “family” job. I got my card about 3 years ago just in case. I haven’t taken the tests and whatnot because again this isn’t what I want to do....

I’m almost done with my degree. That may lead me to something I actually want to do.

It’s almost like no one reads what I’m saying.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 07:07:36 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 07:00:16 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 06:57:21 PM
I’ve done plumbing for about 8 years. I don’t want to be a plumber.

But Assi is funny you say that. Considering you’ve been doing the bitching about how women are so annoying to you.


But women are annoying  :yeshrug

I just wish i was rich enough to bounce from one hot broad to the next until the end of my days. But i'm not here saying how unfair life is and how worthless i am. This is what you are doing and it's pointless trying to help you.

Online dating is clearly not your thing, so get away from it.



I mean what you’re here for is to try and be an obnoxious internet tough guy to fed your ego. It’s funny that you think you taking the time out to tell us how macho or whatever you are was you trying to be helpful.

For someone who isn’t bitching, you sure make a lot of bitching posts about women only likening  this, doing this, wanting this, ect ect. How you have to be like this,  just do this, and so on.

I didn’t say life was unfair or that I was worthless....So I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 07:12:19 PM
Nah, for some reason I'm reading your posts. Congrats you've nearly finished your degree! I hope that works out. I'm just saying plumbing is a good means to an end, a solid option, something that will always be worthwhile and secure. You don't need to be the best at it. You've got good options, and by the sounds of it a decent support network. You'll be fine, gl w everything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 07:41:43 PM
Quote from: naff on September 18, 2018, 06:31:14 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:57:47 PM
There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

also.

no. fucking. shit. by liking everyone you're not just scraping the barrel, you're just taking everything you can. of course the cream will be outnumbered. if you're going to be so goddamn liberal at least throw a little D their way. what's the worst that could happen?
Well I thought I would get some “cream” along with the bad. I wasn’t aware of the algorithm. But I mean even on Bumble, Hinje, Coffee Meets Baggle or whatever I get nothing. So it would probably be the same on tinder

But I mean I knew this. I don’t like online dating. I’m not good looking an I know these are the kinds of girls I can get.

But then you have people on here go no you’re wrong. You’re decent looking, a 7, you don’t have to settle, ect ect.

I say not in my experince. I’m told I’m wrong.

Here is my experince.

Then you have bastards like Atra say “you would match with the kinds of girls I do” “you’re in the same league I am”. Or my favortie part we said it’s just my attitude and if he took my pictures he’d get get good matches.

Well I mean I think I proved that wrong.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 07:51:38 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 18, 2018, 07:35:42 PM

And lol @Assimilate; I wouldn't even get into a relationship with a woman I thought was annoying let alone stay in one, or live with a woman.  The fact you think all women are annoying is just a reflection of either who you attract or how annoyed women tend to get with you.

(https://emojipedia-us.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/thumbs/120/samsung/148/white-chess-knight_2658.png)

Weren't you divorced once already?  :thinking

Mods please we need a fucking white knight emoji. Make this happen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 07:53:03 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 18, 2018, 07:35:42 PM
It all will be easier Rahx once you graduate and start a career.  (yes I know this comment will annoy you, no I don't care, yes it is serious)  Granted the fact you aren't having luck before you start a career sucks and means it won't necessarily be super easy, but it should get easier.  You'll have an avenue for meeting women, more money to give you shit to do and

(https://emojipedia-us.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/thumbs/120/samsung/148/white-chess-knight_2658.png)
I agree with you and already think dating in my 20s is a wash. That sucks and it’s annoying that I’m going to go into my 30s so inexperienced, but I’ve been a late bloomer for everything else so...whatever I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 07:54:55 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 07:07:36 PM
I mean what you’re here for is to try and be an obnoxious internet tough guy to fed your ego. It’s funny that you think you taking the time out to tell us how macho or whatever you are was you trying to be helpful.

Where do i ever try to be internet tough guy? Where is my machismo?? 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 08:56:20 PM
First response back:
(https://i.imgur.com/CKlmF8R.png)

It's that 28 y/o girl who says she likes Larry David and George Costanza.

edit: I got her lol-ing already so I feel pretty good about my prospects with this one.  :doge


Another response from that thicc bih, Carrie.
(https://i.imgur.com/fGRaXWF.png)

Long carepost of a text. She probably hella thirsty.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 09:51:57 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 07:41:43 PM
Quote from: naff on September 18, 2018, 06:31:14 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:57:47 PM
There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

also.

no. fucking. shit. by liking everyone you're not just scraping the barrel, you're just taking everything you can. of course the cream will be outnumbered. if you're going to be so goddamn liberal at least throw a little D their way. what's the worst that could happen?
Well I thought I would get some “cream” along with the bad. I wasn’t aware of the algorithm. But I mean even on Bumble, Hinje, Coffee Meets Baggle or whatever I get nothing. So it would probably be the same on tinder

But I mean I knew this. I don’t like online dating. I’m not good looking an I know these are the kinds of girls I can get.

 ??? I have no idea how the algorithm affects things. How many hot single women do you think are on these apps? What happened to Lulu, Medina and Tera?

Quote from: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 08:56:20 PM
First response back:
(https://i.imgur.com/CKlmF8R.png)

It's that 28 y/o girl who says she likes Larry David and George Costanza.

edit: I got her lol-ing already so I feel pretty good about my prospects with this one.  :doge


Another response from that thicc bih, Carrie.
(https://i.imgur.com/fGRaXWF.png)

Long carepost of a text. She probably hella thirsty.  :doge

cute.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 18, 2018, 09:52:53 PM
Carrie's the "Jingle my Bells" one?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 10:08:16 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 10:21:44 PM
We should rename this thread to the attempted hook up/Assi's internet tough guy parade thread. Not really a lot about relationships in here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 10:30:32 PM
“FUCK THREAD: helping fuckbois get their fuck on since 2018”  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 10:32:26 PM
What I don't understand about Rahx is he feels he's unattractive and yet he's trying to find a honey that punches above his level? I mean, that is the eternal dream but reality can be sobering. Maybe like an RPGs progression you need to go through the fupas before you get to the thigh gaps.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 10:32:29 PM
Quote from: naff on September 18, 2018, 09:51:57 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 07:41:43 PM
Quote from: naff on September 18, 2018, 06:31:14 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 05:57:47 PM
There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

also.

no. fucking. shit. by liking everyone you're not just scraping the barrel, you're just taking everything you can. of course the cream will be outnumbered. if you're going to be so goddamn liberal at least throw a little D their way. what's the worst that could happen?
Well I thought I would get some “cream” along with the bad. I wasn’t aware of the algorithm. But I mean even on Bumble, Hinje, Coffee Meets Baggle or whatever I get nothing. So it would probably be the same on tinder

But I mean I knew this. I don’t like online dating. I’m not good looking an I know these are the kinds of girls I can get.

 ??? I have no idea how the algorithm affects things. How many hot single women do you think are on these apps? What happened to Lulu, Medina and Tera?

Quote from: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 08:56:20 PM
First response back:
(https://i.imgur.com/CKlmF8R.png)

It's that 28 y/o girl who says she likes Larry David and George Costanza.

edit: I got her lol-ing already so I feel pretty good about my prospects with this one.  :doge


Another response from that thicc bih, Carrie.
(https://i.imgur.com/fGRaXWF.png)

Long carepost of a text. She probably hella thirsty.  :doge

cute.
How many hot girls are on tinder? Well Atra seems to get a lot. Most of the girls I see on tinder are pretty attractive. As I get older there are more 8s in the world. So to answer you’re question there seems to be plenty.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 10:35:54 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 10:32:26 PM
What I don't understand about Rahx is he feels he's unattractive and yet he's trying to find a honey that punches above his level? I mean, that is the eternal dream but reality can be sobering. Maybe like an RPGs progression you need to go through the fupas before you get to the thigh gaps.
So you’re saying those girls I’ve matched with are my level?

I don’t feel I’m unattractive. I think I’m decent. I’ve been told I’m decent even on here. I think I’m a 6 or 7 and that’s what I’m looking for.

But tinder reality doesn’t corroborate that.

Unless of course I’m wrong. I mean that’s what I’m trying to figure out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 10:42:40 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 10:35:54 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 10:32:26 PM
What I don't understand about Rahx is he feels he's unattractive and yet he's trying to find a honey that punches above his level? I mean, that is the eternal dream but reality can be sobering. Maybe like an RPGs progression you need to go through the fupas before you get to the thigh gaps.
So you’re saying those girls I’ve matched with are my level?

I'm saying how can you even begin to successfully pull someone you're attracted to when you're not even confident or comfortable with yourself. Like can attract like in this regard. Do what you need to do to gain that confidence before you hitch that baggage on some girl, because let me tell you, that initial spark can only go on for so long until you both see the real bones of the metaphorical house y'all invested in.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 10:47:44 PM
Basically stop looking and figure out how you could become more desirable. These apps become a self loathing feedback loop after a while.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 18, 2018, 10:47:55 PM
Naw but they are your level and below. That’s the thing you pulled a dredge and that’s what you get. The cuter ones (which you’ve had some pretty cute ones in there) might be like your mid range if you really want to prescribe to those kind of metrics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 18, 2018, 11:39:37 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2018, 10:35:54 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 10:32:26 PM
What I don't understand about Rahx is he feels he's unattractive and yet he's trying to find a honey that punches above his level? I mean, that is the eternal dream but reality can be sobering. Maybe like an RPGs progression you need to go through the fupas before you get to the thigh gaps.
So you’re saying those girls I’ve matched with are my level?

I don’t feel I’m unattractive. I think I’m decent. I’ve been told I’m decent even on here. I think I’m a 6 or 7 and that’s what I’m looking for.

But tinder reality doesn’t corroborate that.

Unless of course I’m wrong. I mean that’s what I’m trying to figure out.

You're not a particular score. I would think some women see you (specifically) as a 3 and others would rate your looks as a 7. That depends on the girl.

If you focused on developing yourself for some reason not dependent on other peoples validation, you could move the bell curve to the right and end up in the 3-8 range and be confident enough to be charming when somebody who you find attractive talks to you. I feel the problem is you're not the type of person who asks yourself what you want to be in life. It really just feels like you want to follow the motions until you end up satisfied.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 11:45:29 PM
Look man, when I picked up the guitar I wanted to play Bach right away. I tried and failed horribly for about a year. It wasn't until my teacher told me "You haven't earned it yet." That I sorta understood. You don't get to call these women uggos. Sure they might not be the most attractive to you, but dude, you haven't earned it yet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 19, 2018, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 18, 2018, 05:23:47 PM

 All my relationships ended because i couldn't stand the girls much longer after a certain point.

Maybe you are a sociopath?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 19, 2018, 12:52:04 AM
How can you even call that dating?

How can you say you are not alone if you are "together" with someone you can't stand?

Sounds very lonely to me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 19, 2018, 12:53:16 AM
how can you say you love her if you won't even let her shit on your chest?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 19, 2018, 12:55:14 AM
Quote from: filler on September 19, 2018, 12:53:16 AM
how can you say you love her if you won't even let her shit on your chest?
:ohyeah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2018, 01:15:24 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 11:45:29 PM
Look man, when I picked up the guitar I wanted to play Bach right away. I tried and failed horribly for about a year. It wasn't until my teacher told me "You haven't earned it yet." That I sorta understood. You don't get to call these women uggos. Sure they might not be the most attractive to you, but dude, you haven't earned it yet.
This is kind of a shitty analogy.

Because I guess if I dated enough women I could then call these women uggos just fine by this logic.

When I think your point should have been “hey these are people too”.

Either way I just wanted to confirm where I am. Kind of hard to have confidence when you’re on the lower end of attraction. You can harp on personality all you want, but it’s hardly the thing people notice first especially with things like tinder.  And it was kind of bullshit to suggest otherwise.

And another thing that annoys me about the bores advice is it always sounds like you have to be this super great dude when I see plenty of normal dudes with attractive women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 19, 2018, 02:30:57 AM
One day you will wake up old and think lol I was fucking stupid, all those women were damn nice I should have enjoyed myself and now Im old and its too late.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 19, 2018, 03:00:11 AM
Where the fuck is the MMarsu trainwreck update.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 19, 2018, 03:10:37 AM
we caught up to the manga and now have to deal with filler episodes  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 19, 2018, 03:33:21 AM
Quote from: Raist on September 19, 2018, 03:00:11 AM
Where the fuck is the MMarsu trainwreck update.

Scrolled back a few pages, not disappointed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 19, 2018, 03:47:19 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 05:53:17 PM
Fuck, she's Christian. Nevermind.  :doge
Never underestimate good Christian girls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 19, 2018, 04:17:56 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2018, 01:15:24 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 18, 2018, 11:45:29 PM
Look man, when I picked up the guitar I wanted to play Bach right away. I tried and failed horribly for about a year. It wasn't until my teacher told me "You haven't earned it yet." That I sorta understood. You don't get to call these women uggos. Sure they might not be the most attractive to you, but dude, you haven't earned it yet.
This is kind of a shitty analogy.

Because I guess if I dated enough women I could then call these women uggos just fine by this logic.

When I think your point should have been “hey these are people too”.

Either way I just wanted to confirm where I am. Kind of hard to have confidence when you’re on the lower end of attraction. You can harp on personality all you want, but it’s hardly the thing people notice first especially with things like tinder.  And it was kind of bullshit to suggest otherwise.

And another thing that annoys me about the bores advice is it always sounds like you have to be this super great dude when I see plenty of normal dudes with attractive women.

Then maybe don't try Tinder, try something that lets you put your personality forward and isn't entirely based on looks. I don't have much confidence in my appearance, but I feel I've batted above my league because I'll read their profiles and send them a grammatically-sound message tailored to them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 19, 2018, 05:23:02 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/9F0JrYy.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2018, 05:52:51 AM
Atra send the 70s style girl

'Show me your ahego face'

And post the results pls. My life depends on it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2018, 06:13:08 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on September 19, 2018, 02:30:57 AM
One day you will wake up old and think lol I was fucking stupid, all those women were damn nice I should have enjoyed myself and now Im old and its too late.
Probably not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 19, 2018, 06:18:05 AM
Quote from: riotous on September 19, 2018, 12:34:37 AM
All of my relationships ended for a pretty wide variety of reasons overall; you live and you learn what you are looking for and what you need / don't need.   None of them were people I couldn't stand being around;  honestly anyone saying that is just flying a giant "I'm a giant simp" flag over their head.  Who the fuck dates someone they don't like but someone desperate?

Like?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2018, 07:24:14 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 07, 2018, 11:46:06 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 07, 2018, 10:07:27 AM
Assi.

These are the kinds of girls I match with.

https://imgur.com/a/crGZy
https://imgur.com/a/6nxeuxv
Why are you swiping right on girls you're obviously not attracted to? 

Personally, I feel like you're trying to reinforce a false narrative in your head that you only get uggos and nothing else.  :doge
Yes what a false narrative you fuck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 19, 2018, 08:46:29 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 10:32:26 PM
What I don't understand about Rahx is he feels he's unattractive and yet he's trying to find a honey that punches above his level? I mean, that is the eternal dream but reality can be sobering. Maybe like an RPGs progression you need to go through the fupas before you get to the thigh gaps.

I'm with you for the most part, but sometimes IRL you see some odd combinations.* I know some couples where one individual has the face, body, money, education, status, and career and you're left wondering WTF is going on.

*They probably didn't meet on Tinder. These people tend to meet IRL in relatively small social circles (church, small school, group of friends, clubs)--good luck in a giant superficial pool with thousands and thousands of choices. IRL, a woman can think "sure, he doesn't meet my height requirement, but he has a warm personality, and I just saw the outline of his penis though his trousers--OMG!" On Tinder, she'll just swipe left and move on.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 19, 2018, 09:22:32 AM
I saw that girl when I was biking to the weed shop

That was fucking awkward
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2018, 10:30:08 AM
Should brought both your hands to your neck, and use the international sign for choking. You would shown her you're not embarrassed and both hands would have been off the bikes handles which would have just been radical
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2018, 10:31:55 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 19, 2018, 09:22:32 AM
I saw that girl when I was biking to the weed shop

That was fucking awkward
Should've stopped in front of her and pantomimed choking yourself.  :)

edit: Fuck.  :lol

Blue and I are definitely on the same wavelength tho lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 19, 2018, 11:44:32 AM
Lol u crazy fucks  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2018, 11:50:37 AM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on September 19, 2018, 08:46:29 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2018, 10:32:26 PM
What I don't understand about Rahx is he feels he's unattractive and yet he's trying to find a honey that punches above his level? I mean, that is the eternal dream but reality can be sobering. Maybe like an RPGs progression you need to go through the fupas before you get to the thigh gaps.

I'm with you for the most part, but sometimes IRL you see some odd combinations.* I know some couples where one individual has the face, body, money, education, status, and career and you're left wondering WTF is going on.

*They probably didn't meet on Tinder. These people tend to meet IRL in relatively small social circles (church, small school, group of friends, clubs)--good luck in a giant superficial pool with thousands and thousands of choices. IRL, a woman can think "sure, he doesn't meet my height requirement, but he has a warm personality, and I just saw the outline of his penis though his trousers--OMG!" On Tinder, she'll just swipe left and move on.



Rahx be like...

(https://abload.de/img/hot-girl-ugly-husbandfxemq.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=hot-girl-ugly-husbandfxemq.jpg)
"I sent her hey on Tindr and it all fell into place..."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2018, 11:55:45 AM
I wasn’t expecting to find super models or match with super hot athletic girls. Which aren’t what I’m into anyway.

I thought I would at least match with decent looking girls though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 19, 2018, 12:12:56 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2018, 11:50:37 AM


Rahx be like...

(https://abload.de/img/hot-girl-ugly-husbandfxemq.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=hot-girl-ugly-husbandfxemq.jpg)
"I sent her hey on Tindr and it all fell into place..."

"Just Get a Fatwa Issued against You" Theory.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2018, 11:55:45 AM
I wasn’t expecting to find super models or match with super hot athletic girls. Which aren’t what I’m into anyway.

I thought I would at least match with decent looking girls though.

 :foodcourt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 19, 2018, 12:22:10 PM
Has Atra hooked up with the girl that said she just wants to start popping out babies yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2018, 12:32:30 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 19, 2018, 12:22:10 PM
Has Atra hooked up with the girl that said she just wants to start popping out babies yet?
She replied to my opener last night right when I put my head on my pillow.

I’ll get back to her (as well as the 4 other girls I’m juggling) after work.

(https://i.imgur.com/8UZtcmU.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 19, 2018, 12:34:10 PM
Riotous, can we have a quick relationship? One that ends in a restraining order and changing the locks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 19, 2018, 01:17:52 PM
Lol out of the blue I got a txt from that girl saying

Hey sorry for not sending anything earlier, there is a lot going on!

In any case I just wanted to say that it was super sweet of you to bring those flowers to my work, and also what you wrote to me, you have an easy way with words haha. But really I don't know what to say..

Soooo I'm just gonna send something like ohh I didn't really expect you to still respond  :lol.

At least it's nice of her to send something but its obviously she doesnt want to date again  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2018, 01:21:05 PM
Also, I just wanted say, I love it when girls call me sir. It makes me so stiff.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 19, 2018, 01:28:42 PM
You brought her the wrong flowers. Next time, get her a bouquet of these:
(http://loveforsuccessfulwomen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/RedFlags.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 19, 2018, 01:38:23 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 19, 2018, 01:28:42 PM
You brought her the wrong flowers. Next time, get her a bouquet of these:
(http://loveforsuccessfulwomen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/RedFlags.jpg)

Cmon they were red roses :p
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2018, 01:41:50 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on September 19, 2018, 12:12:56 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2018, 11:50:37 AM


Rahx be like...

(https://abload.de/img/hot-girl-ugly-husbandfxemq.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=hot-girl-ugly-husbandfxemq.jpg)
"I sent her hey on Tindr and it all fell into place..."

"Just Get a Fatwa Issued against You" Theory.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2018, 11:55:45 AM
I wasn’t expecting to find super models or match with super hot athletic girls. Which aren’t what I’m into anyway.

I thought I would at least match with decent looking girls though.

 :foodcourt
I don’t know what any of this means.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 19, 2018, 02:07:59 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 19, 2018, 12:16:38 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 19, 2018, 06:18:05 AM
Quote from: riotous on September 19, 2018, 12:34:37 AM
All of my relationships ended for a pretty wide variety of reasons overall; you live and you learn what you are looking for and what you need / don't need.   None of them were people I couldn't stand being around;  honestly anyone saying that is just flying a giant "I'm a giant simp" flag over their head.  Who the fuck dates someone they don't like but someone desperate?

Like?


I mean I'm 40 and have had like 8 relationships of a year or more over the years starting at the age of 15 so to go into too much detail would be a novel.   The "little reasons" were all pretty normal stuff;  different phases in life a couple of times, missing a real spark eventually and feeling like just friends was a common one.

I wonder if what you are experiencing is the result of you "acting bored" in the relationship?  Act bored around a girl long enough and yeah she's not going to be as pleasent as she used to be.  I've certainly experienced that before but was always aware that the root of it was my own lack of motivation to engage in the relationship.   If you don't end a relationship like that sooner or later something will happen that will make it a big mess.  I've stayed in relationships like that too long before;  where deep down I KNEW I should end it but was too lazy or too afraid of loneliness.  It's called SIMPIN.
Yeah, same here. I exaggerate of course, not all my relationships ended because i got annoyed.

What i really mean is as women get older they become more bitchy. This is what i've noticed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 19, 2018, 02:36:17 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 19, 2018, 01:21:05 PM
Also, I just wanted say, I love it when girls call me sir. It makes me so stiff.  :doge

Yeah, arthritis is a bitch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 19, 2018, 03:58:42 PM
Raphx listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsazqTzZZaw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 19, 2018, 04:43:34 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/SQqKNqa.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 19, 2018, 06:39:07 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2018, 11:55:45 AM
I wasn’t expecting to find super models or match with super hot athletic girls. Which aren’t what I’m into anyway.

I thought I would at least match with decent looking girls though.

Some of the women you've matched with have been what most people would consider decent though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2018, 07:07:12 PM
Better to date decent fat girls than no girls. :trumps

edit: speaking of which, I might be seeing Carrie soon.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2018, 07:59:14 PM
Pretty easy for the fuck matching with hot girls to say. But then again Atra is full of shit.

“ oh I get the same shit you do”

“Oh its hard for me on tinder too”

Fuck off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2018, 08:20:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hWg9OTQ.jpg)

 :marimo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2018, 08:28:50 PM
*golfclap
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 19, 2018, 08:31:05 PM
White duck taco is garbo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2018, 08:32:13 PM
Quote from: Huff on September 19, 2018, 08:31:05 PM
White duck taco is garbo
This isn't the one in Asheville, I don't care, and the bich said she likes tacos.  :ufup

edit: Also, there's another place I take girls to for tacos but I was getting tired of it. So meh.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2018, 08:48:06 PM
Theres only one taco you should be worried about
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 19, 2018, 09:34:01 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 19, 2018, 01:17:52 PM
Lol out of the blue I got a txt from that girl saying

Hey sorry for not sending anything earlier, there is a lot going on!

In any case I just wanted to say that it was super sweet of you to bring those flowers to my work, and also what you wrote to me, you have an easy way with words haha. But really I don't know what to say..

Soooo I'm just gonna send something like ohh I didn't really expect you to still respond  :lol.

At least it's nice of her to send something but its obviously she doesnt want to date again  :lol

send her this link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UvQvOFRS9o
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 19, 2018, 10:55:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ZXArN2j.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/NjcoQkj.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on September 19, 2018, 11:07:42 PM
Ask her if she likes white dick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 19, 2018, 11:09:17 PM
white dick sandwich  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2018, 11:18:30 PM
White dick in her white taco  :birb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on September 20, 2018, 03:35:25 AM
Make sure to jingle her bells.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 20, 2018, 03:59:13 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/c9uR7PV.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on September 20, 2018, 11:00:02 AM
Guys, Yukiko said she loves me TWICE :uguu

Then we had a hard hugging sesh.

Things are looking pretty good  :expert
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 01:25:34 PM
Lol this girl is straight up refusing to not talk to me anymore?

I've told her in at least two messages, hey if you don't wanna hang out anymore just say so and I'll delete your number from my phone. It's all good, I would totally understand that decision.

She just talks around it or something like I didn't even say it wtf.

Why is she doing this?

In my previous msg to her I said the same. I said I acted like a fucking idiot and that I would totally respect her not wanting to hang out anymore. She responded " It was very sweet of you to bring those flowers over to my work, and your kind words up here ( whatsapp msg ) ,  you do have a way with words haha. I don't know what to say.. "
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2018, 01:27:17 PM
Dude. Stop talking to her.  :doge

She’s probably too afraid to say no for fear that you’re gonna sneak into her room at night and choke her out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 01:27:42 PM
Why are you doing this?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 20, 2018, 01:29:10 PM
jesus christ dude drop this shit already
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 01:29:41 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 01:27:42 PM
Why are you doing this?

I had already deleted her nr from my phone after I sent my last msg sunday.

She replied yesterday.

I told her literally in my reply " If you don't know what to say why don't you just say .. Hey it's been nice and you're sweet but let's just leave things like this. I would understand and respect that. "

She just ignores it

Brehs I had already deleted her nr on sunday. She is the one who is txting me. I don't even know WHY except to thank me for the flowers. All I wanted to ask yall is why the f is she still txting me?

Also I had a job interview today and met an amazing chick  :o. She was also interviewing for the job and we talked a bit afterwards. She was taken tho :( Obviously.. girl had like 10 tats and a nose ring mhhhhhh she was hot af
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 20, 2018, 01:38:17 PM
Say it with us, MM, she is

(https://abload.de/img/giphy27ifi2f.gif) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=giphy27ifi2f.gif)

Don't take on unearned baggage

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 01:40:56 PM
Yeah sure bro's no worries. Like I said I had already deleted her nr and whatsapp convo off my phone on sunday. I made peace with the fact that I fucked it up and this thing isn't gonna happen. That's after I brought those flowers to her by the way. It was a last ditch effort to showcase that I'm actually a pretty nice guy.

So yea deleted her nr. I just don't understand her txting me but whatevs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 20, 2018, 01:42:58 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 01:40:56 PM
I just don't understand her txting me but whatevs.

Shes probably very aware of your concerns. Most likely she just wants a text buddy to unload her day to day concerns.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 01:47:49 PM
Why wont she just answer my question that I said in my previous txt to her saying " hey if you dont wanna hang out anymore that's cool, I can totally respect that. Just say so and you won't hear from me again :). "

Dumb fucking....  :shaq2 :shaq2

How hard is it to say if I even typed it out for her lol. OH WELL :P fugget about it HAA?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 20, 2018, 01:51:17 PM
Because it's extremely intense and weird.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 20, 2018, 01:51:21 PM
probably because she is scared. Quit trying to figure it out and take the hint. She also didn’t say “oh no. I want to keep talking to you”. Read between the lines. Jesus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 01:54:01 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 20, 2018, 01:51:17 PM
Because it's extremely intense and weird.

Wtf?

How is it extremely weird and intense to tell someone " hey lets not see eachother again "

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 01:55:42 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on September 20, 2018, 01:51:21 PM
probably because she is scared. Quit trying to figure it out and take the hint. She also didn’t say “oh no. I want to keep talking to you”. Read between the lines. Jesus.

I have given her zero reason to be scared. I havent contacted her since sunday. I gave her those flowers and a hug and I left when I brought those flowers. She didn't seem scared at all. Why would she allow me to bring her flowers at a workplace where she is all by herself if she is scared?

I don't mind not meeting up with her anymore. I had already accepted that fact. I just want her to be straight up and honest? Not sure wtf is weird about that.

Why would she even message me saying it was sweet of me to bring her flowers and that I have a way with words... if she was scared?

Mupepe that shit doesn't make a lick of sense.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 20, 2018, 02:00:56 PM
Why are you trying to figure it out? You were creepy. You may have thought she reacted normally to it because you seem to be oblivious in regards to normal interactions. Who cares if she texted you? If she was actually into you still you would know it. That’s all you need to know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 20, 2018, 02:05:39 PM
Alright, tell us the truth. Did you hide her in the fridge and are now having some form of psychosis where you imagine what would have happened if you didn't do it? That would explain... everything.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 02:06:56 PM
I'm not saying she's still into me  :lol. I wasn't that creepy.

I never said she reacted normally. She was surprised that I actually went and brought her flowers, I told her listen I've been an idiot so this is for you.
She said something like haha wow really.. she said she didn't know what to say that she was a bit flabbergasted. I said ok well imma give you a hug and I'm going :p. And that's what I did. After that she did say that it took guts to actually do bring her flowers at work.

I am just trying to figure out why she just won't say hey let's leave things at this. And instead of doing that, she is txting me.

So I'm not saying that I want advice about this, since y'all are being pretty judgemental. All I'm saying is that I don't 'get' why she is beating around the bush. I gave her so many outs yet she continues to contact me. That's why I am confused :).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 20, 2018, 02:10:18 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 01:54:01 PM
Wtf?

How is it extremely weird and intense to tell someone " hey lets not see eachother again "
You're doing an ugly psychological trick where you feel rejected by someone and so you're racing to reject them first. This sublimates as a seemingly paradoxical action where you're demanding interaction from someone to confirm you two aren't interacting anymore. If you were really ready to move on, you wouldn't be doing that, so really this is a last ditch attempt to get any kind of recognition from her at all while also saving face on your end.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 20, 2018, 02:10:34 PM
If you want a honest answer then she might be on a scale from "fucked up in the head" to "think you are creepy to the point where she is afraid to say no". Judging by this thread, im leaning a little more to the latter but who the hell knows and it's a lost cause anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 20, 2018, 02:13:26 PM
Another thing to consider from her point of view is that if you're the kind of person who would show up to her work with flowers after one date, imagine what you'll do when you're flat out rejected. Gradual de-escalation is an attempt on her part to avoid you doing something insane.

Honestly, you should be ashamed that you made someone feel like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 02:14:26 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 20, 2018, 02:10:18 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 01:54:01 PM
Wtf?

How is it extremely weird and intense to tell someone " hey lets not see eachother again "
You're doing an ugly psychological trick where you feel rejected by someone and so you're racing to reject them first. This sublimates as a seemingly paradoxical action where you're demanding interaction from someone to confirm you two aren't interacting anymore. If you were really ready to move on, you wouldn't be doing that, so really this is a last ditch attempt to get any kind of recognition from her at all while also saving face on your end.

How is it a psychological trick  :lol. Are you fucking kidding me. All I said was " Listen I acted like a fucking idiot. So if you don't wanna meet up anymore that's cool, just say so, I would totally understand it.. "

This is just a normal message, no psychological tricks involved but ok sure mr armchair psychologist.

She said she didnt want to meet up again because she thought I was into choking sex. I told her in the letter and on whatsapp that that's not the case. I also told her listen I would totally get it if you dont wanna meet up anymore but really I'm not that strange or into any of that crazy shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 02:14:51 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 20, 2018, 02:13:26 PM
Another thing to consider from her point of view is that if you're the kind of person who would show up to her work with flowers after one date, imagine what you'll do when you're flat out rejected. Gradual de-escalation is an attempt on her part to avoid you doing something insane.

Honestly, you should be ashamed that you made someone feel like that.

Gtfo  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Ya. Flowers are so fucking creepy. Nevermind giving someone flowers in an attempt to fix a dumb fucking comment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 20, 2018, 02:17:03 PM
everyone here probably projecting too much onto mmars situation based on limited information from message board posts.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 20, 2018, 02:18:33 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 02:14:26 PM
She said she didnt want to meet up again because she thought I was into choking sex. I told her in the letter and on whatsapp that that's not the case. I also told her listen I would totally get it if you dont wanna meet up anymore but really I'm not that strange or into any of that crazy shit.
I haven't been keeping up with the thread but, wow, I'm impressed with just how far you were able to escalate what should have been a casual sequence of interactions. Listen to the people in this thread and pay attention to how this person is reacting to you. You are a tightly wound bundle of neuroses and I would advise every woman to stay away from you until you learn how to not trigger women's survival instincts. Or my own.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 02:22:27 PM
Ok sure bro, you dont know a fucking thing about me though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 20, 2018, 02:23:55 PM
I know that everything you post about this one person is behaviorally abnormal and that you're hyper defensive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 02:23:56 PM
I havent been keeping up with the thread but let me just make assumptions based on a few posts and tell someone that they are creepy and neurotic.

Hmmmk then  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 20, 2018, 02:55:05 PM
Holy Crap. Every time I'm like "Surely, Kermit is gonna stop there and it's done." He's like
(http://i.imgur.com/uonetjI.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 20, 2018, 02:57:35 PM
We should exclude Mupepe as well. Sorry, that's not fair to the rest of us mortals.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 20, 2018, 02:57:41 PM
Sounds fun let’s play
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 20, 2018, 02:59:06 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/NTjVvG5rktX3y/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 03:08:32 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 20, 2018, 02:55:05 PM
Holy Crap. Every time I'm like "Surely, Kermit is gonna stop there and it's done." He's like
(http://i.imgur.com/uonetjI.jpg)

But then again I didn't initiate contact in this instance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 20, 2018, 03:14:03 PM
MM you def need to walk back the intensity. Maybe what youre doing would work in the movies or a really hopeless romantic female but the majority will find it off puting. I k ow it sounds impossible but you need to feel less, at least initially. Keep the grand gestures in your back pocket and save it for someone you know for sure deserves and it and will appreciate it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 03:20:00 PM
I've never given flowers to a girl after a first date. I've never went to a girls work to bring her said flowers. I've never asked a girl before if she was ever choked during sex.

Im sorry bro's I already know I fucked up. I acted like a fucking moron because I really think I had a major crush on this girl after our date.

Dont worry about my intensity :p. I know I fucked up. It was a last ditch effort though, since I thought fuck it I've already fucked it up anyway, no harm no foul to bring her flowers and say I'm sorry for being a fucking moron.

The thing is, when I like a girl I do get caught up in my feelings. My last girlfriend was such a fucking bore and annoyingness that honestly this girl seems like a dream come true. But the problem was with her that from the initial date even though we made out and everything, I never got that feeling I got like I did after this date. So I guess I never really liked her all that much.

Dont worry about me and/or this girl. I went into the city today for a job interview and saw plenty of amazing women, who also looked at me with a smile  :D ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on September 20, 2018, 03:28:01 PM
Rise-chan is one thirsty ass hoe, me likey  :rash

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:jared
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 20, 2018, 03:29:16 PM
No. Don't give up, Kramit!

Send her this
(http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/im-sorry-gif-11.gif)

Then follow up with this

(http://78.media.tumblr.com/2c49ecdacdb6356004e53d7fd5da72cf/tumblr_mkgtu4lseQ1rs2j9po7_400.gif)

Pls post results.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 20, 2018, 03:50:11 PM
Collect no pussy, skip straight to messy break-up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 04:20:53 PM
Hey man it’s like Assi says “women are irrational”.

That chick I went on a date randomly messaged me last Saturday night because she came across some Evangelion vhs.

And then today she matched with me on Tinder.
 Like wtf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 20, 2018, 04:27:42 PM
That would be the first time in history someone would get laid because of anime. :expert
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 04:29:31 PM
You’ve never been to an anime convention.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 20, 2018, 04:29:56 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 04:20:53 PM
Hey man it’s like Assi says “women are irrational”.

That chick I went on a date randomly messaged me last Saturday night because she came across some Evangelion vhs.

And then today she matched with me on Tinder.
 Like wtf
That is all the more reason to stay silent half the time and go with the flow. Don't speak so much, let her speak. Let her ramble. Just get your dick in. That should be your goal from the beginning.

I know it's such a fuckboy thing to do but it's the best route to take, always.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 20, 2018, 04:34:43 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 20, 2018, 04:27:42 PM
That would be the first time in history someone would get laid because of anime. :expert
Anime cons are apparently prime breeding grounds. And I can see it, too. People from all over, having chatted on IRC Dicord for a year+, finally meet and, crucially, don't have to see one another after a couple days? You can count on most groins to be freshly shaved for the occasion.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 20, 2018, 04:36:56 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 01:25:34 PM
Lol this girl is straight up refusing to not talk to me anymore?

I've told her in at least two messages, hey if you don't wanna hang out anymore just say so and I'll delete your number from my phone. It's all good, I would totally understand that decision.

She just talks around it or something like I didn't even say it wtf.

Why is she doing this?

In my previous msg to her I said the same. I said I acted like a fucking idiot and that I would totally respect her not wanting to hang out anymore. She responded " It was very sweet of you to bring those flowers over to my work, and your kind words up here ( whatsapp msg ) ,  you do have a way with words haha. I don't know what to say.. "


Ask her if it means she reconsidered the whole choking thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 04:41:33 PM
Meh dont have her nr anymore, again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 04:42:11 PM
Lol we’re you going to ask if you did?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 20, 2018, 04:50:56 PM
We all know he would. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 20, 2018, 04:58:02 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 04:41:33 PM
Meh dont have her nr anymore, again.

You know where she works. And lives.


Do it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 05:02:06 PM
lol  :lol im not trying to get a restraining order
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 20, 2018, 05:03:13 PM
buy her a cute choker as a gift  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 05:04:18 PM
Haha yeah but it doesnt work in dutch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 20, 2018, 05:04:35 PM
Quote from: Rufus on September 20, 2018, 04:34:43 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on September 20, 2018, 04:27:42 PM
That would be the first time in history someone would get laid because of anime. :expert
Anime cons are apparently prime breeding grounds. And I can see it, too. People from all over, having chatted on IRC Dicord for a year+, finally meet and, crucially, don't have to see one another after a couple days? You can count on most groins to be freshly shaved for the occasion.

If instagram is any indication these things are full of fucking hot weebs that cosplay. Of course theres 20 monsters for every hot cosplayer but still. I will not subject myself to being an anime poser just for access. I will not. I will... not  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2018, 05:10:46 PM
Before my cosplay “friends” exiled me I remember them talking about “con funk” (as in the smell).

And that alone has dissuaded me from ever going to a cosplay convention.

Not to mention how fucking immature they all were. Bunch of adult babies.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 20, 2018, 05:31:28 PM
https://instagram.com/blackberrytea?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=1hggvoe15tbxq

 :dsp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2018, 05:56:27 PM
I’d smell her con funk if yah get what I’m slinging. :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 06:25:27 PM
Whatever
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 20, 2018, 07:53:23 PM
White girls with big butts are the 8th Wonder of the World
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 08:32:50 PM
one of my favs

https://www.instagram.com/veradijkmans/

amazing dutch girl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 08:39:19 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 08:32:50 PM
one of my favs

https://www.instagram.com/veradijkmans/

amazing dutch girl
:ryker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 20, 2018, 09:01:33 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 08:32:50 PM
one of my favs

https://www.instagram.com/veradijkmans/

amazing dutch girl
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 08:39:19 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 20, 2018, 08:32:50 PM
one of my favs

https://www.instagram.com/veradijkmans/

amazing dutch girl
:ryker

Fat asses, settling fueds, saving lives
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 20, 2018, 09:18:58 PM
Send pics and I’ll tell you whether it counts or not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on September 20, 2018, 10:02:43 PM
Oh yeah. She definitely qualifies
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2018, 10:25:08 PM
My date with Carrie went pretty well.

We made out and I grabbed her big butt.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 20, 2018, 10:26:12 PM
:playa

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 11:04:03 PM
This is bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 20, 2018, 11:15:33 PM
Rahx, i want you to watch Open Your Eyes, then make a detailed post describing your interpretation of the friendship dynamic between Pelayo and César. (also it's a cool movie about love and losing your mind. bless up)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 11:19:20 PM
I’ll just watch Vanilia Sky thank you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 20, 2018, 11:19:45 PM
shit film by comparison imo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 20, 2018, 11:49:11 PM
All threads are now big butt appreciation threads.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 20, 2018, 11:56:24 PM
There is nothing better than a soft milf ass, one that you can bury your teeth into, shove your entire face in a cheek and bite and suck. Combined with a cute asshole, its like heroin made out of flesh.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 21, 2018, 12:28:11 AM
big white ass, pink hairless ring  :lawd :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 21, 2018, 03:58:02 AM
 :lol
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 11:04:03 PM
This is bullshit.

If you matched with the girl Atra made out with, I'd imagine you'd just complain she's not your type and never follow up with her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2018, 06:30:00 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 11:04:03 PM
This is bullshit.

Lmao

(https://abload.de/img/bshic0l.gif) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=bshic0l.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 02:32:40 PM
Getting a date lined up with "possum girl" soon.  :doge

Carrie is cool but I think "possum girl" might be more my type.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 21, 2018, 02:41:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 02:32:40 PM
Getting a date lined up with "possum girl" soon.  :doge

Carrie is cool but I think "possum girl" might be more my type.  :doge
How fat was carrie?

Quote from: mormapope on September 20, 2018, 11:56:24 PM
There is nothing better than a soft milf ass, one that you can bury your teeth into, shove your entire face in a cheek and bite and suck. Combined with a cute asshole, its like heroin made out of flesh.
  :oreilly

man..... you one gross motherfucker. next you'll be talking about how oldwoman wrinkly ass is wonderful. you make me very uneasy, mormapope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 02:45:27 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 21, 2018, 02:41:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 02:32:40 PM
Getting a date lined up with "possum girl" soon.  :doge

Carrie is cool but I think "possum girl" might be more my type.  :doge
How fat was carrie?
Not too fat. I've dated fatter.  :doge

She's like "athletic fat". Goes to the gym, lifts weights, does cardio, etc.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 21, 2018, 02:57:53 PM
gross

Overweight chicks are gross

Not saying I havent been with fat chicks but im not gonna do that again :x
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 02:59:03 PM
Fat doesn't have to be a permanent state of being.  :yeshrug

Also, I'm not picky about that sort of thing anymore 'cause pussy is pussy.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
and fat girls give excellent head.  :preach
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 21, 2018, 03:02:16 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 02:59:03 PM
Fat doesn't have to be a permanent state of being.  :yeshrug

Also, I'm not picky about that sort of thing anymore 'cause pussy is pussy.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
and fat girls give excellent head.  :preach
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This is true fat girls do give good head. Probably the best you can get. That's why ex fat girls are the best for this reason.
Find a girl that was a little chunky in high school but is now thin and fit and you got yourself a keeper.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 03:05:00 PM
We can't all date petite 9s y'know. :ufup

Also, I'm a realist (now) when it comes to dating so I'll get what I can get.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 21, 2018, 03:14:24 PM
 :picard

riotous for christ sakes man we know not only fat chics give good head but on average they are better than nonfat chics (in my opinion)

not sure what shithole midwest state you grew up in but in coastal cities fat girls end up giving a lot of head because it's the only way they end up being 'liked' by whatever guy they want attention from (high school/college). it's not nice to say, but that's what happens so they end up giving a ton of head and end up being good at it.


maybe you've dated a bunch of slutty trash bag coke heads in your time? i dunno. so, maybe that's why your experience is different because most of the hotter girls i've ever hooked up with weren't that great at it.

edit: considering you're a strip club guy i can see how your view is different.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 21, 2018, 03:20:02 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 21, 2018, 03:18:17 PM
I'm from Seattle you dumb fuck. 

I don't hook up with fat chicks head or not so there's that.

Maybe it's true but 99% of guys saying shit like that have gotten head from probably less than 5 girls in their life.  It's just dumb to say anything like that unless you are incredibly experienced.
You want to turn this into another dick measuring contest?

Fat girls giving exceptional head has been 'known' for decades... possibly centuries. I think you're just trying to argue for the sake of arguing at this point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 21, 2018, 03:24:58 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 21, 2018, 03:22:16 PM
What are you even talking about?

You echod Attra who is barely not a virgin, he is the type of guy I've seen say shit like that.  It was a common thing for dudes to say in high school for instance, you know guys who've barely been with women.

You gonna pretend it's sage wisdom and not a meme simps who've never gotten their dick wet don't parrot?  Lol
  But that doesn't make it not true. Most fat girls do give good head because they've probably sucked a lot of dick in their life and they're very detail oriented and do it with pride.

Hot girls, at least in my experience, never cared much to do it outside of long term relationships. They didn't have to stick any dudes dick in their mouth to be liked or to 'hook up'. This continues well past high school, and college.

So the chances of you hooking up with a random good looking girl right now and her being better at head than some chub rocker.... my money is on the fat girl bro  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 21, 2018, 03:38:08 PM
Naw it’s obviously not a scientific rule but big girls giving great head ain’t no myth. Sometimes y’all just dick ride Assy for nothing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 21, 2018, 03:38:31 PM
asians have sideway vaginas and you can't convince me otherwise
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 03:39:02 PM
What I want to know is... who are the fat girls who aren't giving good head and why?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 21, 2018, 03:39:32 PM
I think they’ve been bred out
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 03:40:37 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 21, 2018, 03:39:32 PM
I think they’ve been bred out
Or they're about to be.  :social
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 21, 2018, 03:44:40 PM
Once again riotous wrong.

Dude keeps taking Ls in this thread. When will he learn? when will he LEARN?  :mueller
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 21, 2018, 03:47:06 PM
Okay.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 21, 2018, 03:48:15 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 21, 2018, 03:45:42 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 21, 2018, 03:38:08 PM
Naw it’s obviously not a scientific rule but big girls giving great head ain’t no myth. Sometimes y’all just dick ride Assy for nothing

Don't really give a shit, mostly pointing out I hear that type of crap from guys I know who've barely even gotten head.  Particually from skinny girls lol

Most girls don't give good head like most guys can't lick a clit properly. It's not easy on either side. It's definitely a skill you obtain through hard work and dedication.

Quote from: riotous on September 21, 2018, 03:45:42 PM

edit:. Lol like I give 2 fucks Assy, I admitted I've never gotten head from a fat chick, wasn't my point.


don't get rattled
 :popular
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 03:52:59 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 21, 2018, 03:45:42 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 21, 2018, 03:38:08 PM
Naw it’s obviously not a scientific rule but big girls giving great head ain’t no myth. Sometimes y’all just dick ride Assy for nothing

Don't really give a shit, mostly pointing out I hear that type of crap from guys I know who've barely even gotten head.  Particually from skinny girls lol

edit:. Lol like I give 2 fucks Assy, I admitted I've never gotten head from a fat chick, wasn't my point.

Answer my question Attra, honestly.. how many girls you got head from and what was the fat to non fat ratio?
2 fat
0 non-fat

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 21, 2018, 03:53:18 PM
One time on my birthday I let a fat chick suck pudding off my dick so I don’t know how much you know about questionable head

spoiler (click to show/hide)
but I’m an expert :expert
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 03:55:40 PM
Well, maybe a skinny girl can prove me wrong.  :goty2

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 21, 2018, 03:58:36 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 21, 2018, 03:52:51 PM
Head game never that important to me, I like fucking.
We're actually in agreement here. There's only ever been 2 girls that i could say were absolutely stunning at it and i would choose it over sex. 2 in my lifetime that could consistently get me off with only a BJ.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 21, 2018, 03:59:48 PM
And like that, all parties laid down their weapons and sang a song of celebration. A song for pussy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 21, 2018, 04:05:35 PM
cumming deep in that pussy  :woooo then getting your second nut deep in that ass  :ltg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 21, 2018, 04:09:07 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 21, 2018, 03:58:36 PM
i could say were absolutely stunning at it and i would choose it over sex.

Stop posting in this thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 21, 2018, 04:15:20 PM
No. Care posting is dead. filler likes only
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 21, 2018, 04:30:45 PM
Being a former fatty  :pitbull

Dating a former fatty  :noah

Having fat children  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 04:37:55 PM
In the land of Burgers where the Fatties lie
We bear our banners aloft, boots like Drums
Our Cadence slow, our countenance tired.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2018, 07:03:18 PM
Last fat chick I was with slobbed my knob like a pro. She also liked to trim my pubes down with a small electic trimmer then inhale my dick if i hadn't groomed in preparation for a bit. That was a kink I didnt know I had.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 21, 2018, 08:17:15 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 21, 2018, 03:58:02 AM
:lol
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2018, 11:04:03 PM
This is bullshit.

If you matched with the girl Atra made out with, I'd imagine you'd just complain she's not your type and never follow up with her.
Not really. The girl I went on a date with was inline with Atra's girl.

It's just most girls I match with I don't like. If I matched with girls like Atra I wouldn't be complaining.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 22, 2018, 12:20:20 AM
The only large chick I hooked up with was garbage at head, fwiw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 22, 2018, 12:30:21 AM
Thats cause you didnt dip the tip of your dick in ranch. Just a lil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 22, 2018, 01:27:11 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 21, 2018, 02:59:03 PM
Fat doesn't have to be a permanent state of being.  :yeshrug

Also, I'm not picky about that sort of thing anymore 'cause pussy is pussy.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
and fat girls give excellent head.  :preach
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Fat mindset is much much worse than a fat body, and much harder to change.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2018, 03:05:06 AM
Dudes. I’m going to end up so alone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 22, 2018, 04:29:04 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on September 22, 2018, 12:20:20 AM
The only large chick I hooked up with was garbage at head, fwiw
Practice makes perfect, but that's a boring explanation. Anecdotes with funny or 'fitting' explanations however become data.

That being said, I can totally see big women leaning into the stereotype, even if it's a backhanded compliment. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2018, 04:52:36 AM
Quote from: riotous on September 22, 2018, 03:37:00 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2018, 03:05:06 AM
Dudes. I’m going to end up so alone

Man, hang in there buddy.
Shut the fuck up. You haveent the slightest clue what its like to be me. You don't understand what I go thtough. All of you bore members mock me. You all think I'm a fucking loser, I dont ry the advice you tell me to, or I'm just a fucking psychoath,

I;m not. I;ve tried most of the advice you all gave me and for awhile it felt great, but when i tried to go after women it always ends the same.

I'm not a fucking incel. I like women a lot. I really just want to be around one. I really just want to have sex, but they either ignore me, screw me over, opr jusy dont notice nme,

And I'm just hitting me breaking point,.'

Like the last tinder girl.

After telling me she did'nt see anything coming out of it. She matched with me and random;y messaged me. WTF IS THAt,

And I tried to talk to her and yeah she said the fact that I was hessitant to meet her turned her off and then that I qucjly was ok to hang out with her cofnused her. Ok fine, I said I'm just kind of new to thid, but i'm down for eveyrthing, And then we talked and I guess the fact that I'm too nice and too inexpreinced is too much for her. That shes looking for a decent person to date or maybe just have sex with? Like wtf would you even talk to me still then. Like fucking jesus christ what the fuck am i supposed to do?  I just cant find anytrhing. I donyt want to hate women, but every single interaction is the most dispoainting thing and makes me just so fucking not want to do deal with them.  god I dont want to become an incel fuck and I know I'll just keep trying to meet women, but I fuckingkn ow evantually they wikll realize my flaws. I'm inexperinced, I;m somewhat awkward and they they';; be like fuck thus dude. I hate this so much,.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2018, 05:07:38 AM
No.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2018, 06:09:13 AM
No
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2018, 06:33:20 AM
K
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2018, 06:37:17 AM
Yes?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2018, 06:39:40 AM
No mother fucker.

Directed by Quinten Tarantino.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 22, 2018, 06:47:31 AM
I strongly believe the majority of the Bore are decent people who are rooting for you (even Assy). Some of us have gone through similar situations where we were consistently failing with women, but eventually we broke through. So we do have sympathy for your struggles.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 22, 2018, 07:30:01 AM
Raphx pls just listen to patrice his black phillip shows :(

I know your confidence is shit, sometimes mine is too but cmon man you probably arent a weird looking dude right?

At least I dunno

show us a pic broski
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 22, 2018, 09:18:22 AM
Patrice isn’t going to help him.

Rahx needs a constant regimen of psychoanalytic therapy, a “road to Damascus” moment/wake up call, or something else that we cannot provide.

If I were a mod I would ban him at this point like they did with KevinCow over at GAF.

He doesn’t add anything to the discussion here.

He just wants an audience of people here to feel sorry for him and I’m all out of empathy & patience at this point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 22, 2018, 09:29:20 AM
He requires a change at some fundamental level or just find another girl in his exact scenario. Some reflection of himself. Good fucking luck with that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 22, 2018, 09:34:13 AM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 22, 2018, 12:01:13 PM
I mean even that creepy fuck messofanego can get a woman ( ok arranged marriage but whatevs lol ) you can too raphx!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 22, 2018, 12:52:54 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 04, 2018, 12:54:59 AM
I gag on my toothbrush, don’t get too excited.
(https://i.imgur.com/9vrTqhr.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 22, 2018, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2018, 04:52:36 AM
Quote from: riotous on September 22, 2018, 03:37:00 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2018, 03:05:06 AM
Dudes. I’m going to end up so alone

Man, hang in there buddy.
Shut the fuck up. You haveent the slightest clue what its like to be me. You don't understand what I go thtough. All of you bore members mock me. You all think I'm a fucking loser, I dont ry the advice you tell me to, or I'm just a fucking psychoath,

I;m not. I;ve tried most of the advice you all gave me and for awhile it felt great, but when i tried to go after women it always ends the same.

I'm not a fucking incel. I like women a lot. I really just want to be around one. I really just want to have sex, but they either ignore me, screw me over, opr jusy dont notice nme,

And I'm just hitting me breaking point,.'

Like the last tinder girl.

After telling me she did'nt see anything coming out of it. She matched with me and random;y messaged me. WTF IS THAt,

And I tried to talk to her and yeah she said the fact that I was hessitant to meet her turned her off and then that I qucjly was ok to hang out with her cofnused her. Ok fine, I said I'm just kind of new to thid, but i'm down for eveyrthing, And then we talked and I guess the fact that I'm too nice and too inexpreinced is too much for her. That shes looking for a decent person to date or maybe just have sex with? Like wtf would you even talk to me still then. Like fucking jesus christ what the fuck am i supposed to do?  I just cant find anytrhing. I donyt want to hate women, but every single interaction is the most dispoainting thing and makes me just so fucking not want to do deal with them.  god I dont want to become an incel fuck and I know I'll just keep trying to meet women, but I fuckingkn ow evantually they wikll realize my flaws. I'm inexperinced, I;m somewhat awkward and they they';; be like fuck thus dude. I hate this so much,.
Yeah. You're right. Why you are you alone?  It's a mystery. :dunno
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 24, 2018, 10:20:12 AM
More matches :ryker

(https://i.imgur.com/wbnWRqe.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/1ftHl2p.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/yFzS66s.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/oLuU38d.jpg)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 24, 2018, 10:26:17 AM
Amanda and Riker got that same look in their eye. She either gonna give the best head of all time or she gonna just bite it right off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 24, 2018, 10:28:03 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 19, 2018, 12:32:30 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 19, 2018, 12:22:10 PM
Has Atra hooked up with the girl that said she just wants to start popping out babies yet?
She replied to my opener last night right when I put my head on my pillow.

I’ll get back to her (as well as the 4 other girls I’m juggling) after work.

(https://i.imgur.com/8UZtcmU.png)

Iz Melizza secretly Poison Ivy? Because I just started playing Arkham Knight, and I would cheer for you.

Also, Jordan can get some.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2018, 03:47:08 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/3fep6Ic.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2018, 06:32:01 PM
be careful outchea, atra

(https://i.imgur.com/SgJjWZQ.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 24, 2018, 09:06:01 PM
@rahx you just need to work harder, like this guy

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoFJmRJheDG/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 10:36:39 AM
Today's matches:
(https://i.imgur.com/DYBljKd.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/tMpfx67.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/I9615Ot.jpg)

Pretty good for a Harvey Weinstein looking motherfucker, ey Assi? :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 25, 2018, 10:46:54 AM
Damn Assi's dick getting more friction than a shooting star
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 25, 2018, 11:02:12 AM
On a forum with mainly dudes over 30 any young 20 something year old is gonna look good.

Talk to me when you actually SMASH something breh  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 25, 2018, 11:25:28 AM
I didn't know you were all a bunch of crotchety-ass oldies
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 11:56:09 AM
They’re already posting their pics in a public context (i.e. tinder).

Also, girls share pics with their friends of guys (and gals) they’re into all the time.

edit: Also, don’t like Dufus’s post, MMa. You posted a pic of one of your matches in here, you hypocrite. :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 25, 2018, 12:43:02 PM
 :lol

I know I'm just fucking around

What do you look like anyway? Curious to see considering your matches..

Dutch girls are so basic -_-
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 25, 2018, 12:54:44 PM
Sure there are outliers but I feel that women from outside my country are far more relaxed but eh who knows

Attra is bald huh? Or shaved head. A lot of women like that these days..

Attra be pimpin like Kurt

https://youtu.be/j-kO_bYhdBg

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 12:59:43 PM
Bald but I would still shave my head if I weren't.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 02:07:23 PM
Quote from: Dufus on September 25, 2018, 01:26:18 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 11:56:09 AM
They’re already posting their pics in a public context (i.e. tinder).

So you're saying they're pretty much asking for it huh. :doge

You sound like you belong on the supreme court. :doge
(https://manboobz.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/get.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 25, 2018, 02:08:08 PM
That's like the least offensive thing Atra has done, right after luring little girls into his weed van.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 02:08:47 PM
Thank god I never plan on running for political office. :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 25, 2018, 03:58:56 PM
Last time I banged a young girl like around that age she fucking trolled me that she was pregnant. Had me almost fainting at the gym to later say "nah I was just trolling to you to see your reaction"


 young crazy bitches  >:(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 04:07:31 PM
Should’ve hit her back with “Well, jokes on you I have full blown AIDs!”

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 25, 2018, 04:15:38 PM
Quote from: naff on September 24, 2018, 09:06:01 PM
@rahx you just need to work harder, like this guy

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoFJmRJheDG/
No, I think for the time being I'll be limiting my interactions with women to as little as possible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 25, 2018, 04:19:56 PM
I gotta admit, I agree. Posting the pics here is sorta creepy.








Don't stop. The creepiness sustains me :mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 04:24:37 PM
Quote from: Dufus on September 25, 2018, 04:21:04 PM
I'll be dreaming of Emily tonite. :mouf
And here you are calling ME creepy. Plus, she’s not even that hot. :foodcourt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 25, 2018, 04:31:21 PM
Need to see other than selfies before i can say anything, shit is filled with ambushes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on September 25, 2018, 04:32:19 PM
Posting pics is what benji would do :wag

Which is why you should use the 'members only' feature :shh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 25, 2018, 04:38:02 PM
never trust a profile where the first photo is a selfie
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 05:03:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/jIeZqRy.png)

Guess who has a copy of Isle of Dogs on Blu-ray? :marimo

edit: Also, notice how I didn't lean into video games and anime. Classic honey pot to detect & avoid weebs. :snob

Plus, she said "film" instead of "movie". A patrician lady if I've ever seen one. :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 25, 2018, 05:12:25 PM
in the hundred of dates i've been on, not once had a woman looked like her selfie. more often than not, they look more like the strategically placed photo that is more often than not the second to last in their profile so they don't feel like they've mislead anybody. so atra, post those photos too, for science and such

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 05:13:49 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on September 25, 2018, 05:12:25 PM
in the hundred of dates i've been on, not once had a woman looked like her selfie. more often than not, they look more like the strategically placed photo that is more often than not the second to last in their profile so they don't feel like they've mislead anybody. so atra, post those photos too, for science and such
Of who? Julia or Emily?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 25, 2018, 05:15:00 PM
it's for science. you treat every sample the same
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 05:25:49 PM
Julia:

(https://i.imgur.com/qZm8QuG.jpg?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/hbGuhCm.jpg?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/S2KYfVB.jpg?1)

Emily:

(https://i.imgur.com/WigO8Tz.jpg?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/VRZ47Jb.jpg?1)

Keonna:

(https://i.imgur.com/oQnNueB.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/khsoIaL.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Usza7bA.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/PPy7xGY.jpg)

(http://www.bookcaseangel.com/images/dont-touch-the-girls.gif)


Hazzy
(https://i.imgur.com/AmGOTK6.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2xjgB8s.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/YQPBgex.jpg)



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 25, 2018, 05:29:00 PM
science  :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 25, 2018, 05:33:42 PM
snapchat filters though :donot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 05:34:57 PM
You can't avoid it now-a-days.  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 05:51:22 PM
Got that crazy eyed designer girl talking up a storm  :doge :

(https://i.imgur.com/UbwX5pU.jpg?1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 25, 2018, 05:56:16 PM
pls put your tongue in keonna's asshole
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 05:58:44 PM
Quote from: filler on September 25, 2018, 05:56:16 PM
pls put your tongue in keonna's asshole
Easier said than done. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 25, 2018, 06:14:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 05:58:44 PM
Quote from: filler on September 25, 2018, 05:56:16 PM
pls put your tongue in keonna's asshole
Easier said than done. :noah

(https://i.imgur.com/Uc3Gnvs.jpg)
 :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 25, 2018, 06:37:00 PM
General rule: If Val likes it, it must be correct.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 07:23:47 PM
Beginning to line up a date with Amanda, the graphic designer.

She seems much less c*nty than the last graphic designer I dated.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And I would know. I am a big c*nt when it comes to design. :whew
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 08:00:55 PM
.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 25, 2018, 08:08:34 PM
Goddamn, Hazzy is ma jam 🎸
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 08:13:10 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 25, 2018, 08:08:34 PM
Goddamn, Hazzy is ma jam 🎸
I think I fucked that one up tho.

I asked what her necklace was. She told me. I said cool and then I asked her if she wanted to smoke some bud together (I offered to buy if she could provide it).  :doge

Nothing yet but I came on too strong too soon. But I was feeling something there. Not sure what.  :doge

edit: Also, her profile was blank and that doesn't really give me much to work with. :yeshrug

edit2: Also, if we went into a discussion about "healing crystals" or some shit I would lose interest so fast.

edit3. ALSO, her name is fucking Hazzy. What the fuck was she expecting?  :badass
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 08:44:27 PM
Smoking can lead to a dicking.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on September 25, 2018, 08:45:52 PM
keonna :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 25, 2018, 08:49:11 PM
I'm imagining making out with Hazzy while Mazzy Star croons in the background. She cradles my head and I cry into her faded Jeff Buckley body pillow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 08:54:37 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 25, 2018, 08:41:07 PM
Some dick
Okay real talk: are blank profiles more often than not looking for dick?

You have more experience than me so I want an expert’s take.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 25, 2018, 09:09:00 PM
attra ask one of them.if theyve ever been choked

 :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 09:14:30 PM
Been there, done that.

The girl even said in her bio she liked to get choked.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 25, 2018, 10:58:23 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on September 25, 2018, 05:15:00 PM
it's for science. you treat every sample the same
How true this is


Quote from: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 05:25:49 PM
Julia:

(https://i.imgur.com/qZm8QuG.jpg?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/hbGuhCm.jpg?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/S2KYfVB.jpg?1)

Emily:

(https://i.imgur.com/WigO8Tz.jpg?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/VRZ47Jb.jpg?1)

Keonna:

(https://i.imgur.com/oQnNueB.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/khsoIaL.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Usza7bA.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/PPy7xGY.jpg)

(http://www.bookcaseangel.com/images/dont-touch-the-girls.gif)


Hazzy
(https://i.imgur.com/AmGOTK6.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2xjgB8s.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/YQPBgex.jpg)

Both Julia and Keonna by the third pic it's like WTF considering how much better they are in the first one. And you know in person it's going to be another two or three pegs below those last photos.

Quote from: Nabbis on September 25, 2018, 04:31:21 PM
Need to see other than selfies before i can say anything, shit is filled with ambushes.
It's such a fucking ambush. One time I thought I hit the jackpot the girl was gorgeous in her pics. I mean, GORGEOUS.

In person? She was so big boned and so like, just big in general but not fat, just a bigger human it was hilarious. lolllll I was a nice guy though and we had drinks and then I said I had to be up early....
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 25, 2018, 11:17:17 PM
A nice guy would have given her the dick so wanted
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 25, 2018, 11:39:29 PM
Quote from: Huff on September 25, 2018, 11:17:17 PM
A nice guy would have given her the dick so wanted

 :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 26, 2018, 12:29:17 AM
I mean, my dick isn’t going anywhere. It’s still an option on the table so to speak.  :doge

But if you don’t say the right combination of words at the right time you might as well be pure nothingness.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 26, 2018, 01:13:32 AM
Quote from: riotous on September 26, 2018, 12:35:14 AM
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
Perhaps, but at least we don't go running to burka because anime tiddies
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 26, 2018, 02:08:24 AM
Go ahead , click report if I hurt your feewings. You should be good at it by now
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 26, 2018, 03:15:39 AM
Blonde weeb gets my thumbs up, much to the surprise of no one on the bore. Go for it Atra...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 26, 2018, 04:49:29 AM
Keonna :heartbeat

But does she have any pics where she shows her teeth? That's always a potential red flag to me on these apps.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 26, 2018, 10:56:05 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 26, 2018, 02:08:24 AM
Go ahead , click report if I hurt your feewings. You should be good at it by now

no it's cool i reported him for being a bitch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bork on September 26, 2018, 12:06:14 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 26, 2018, 01:13:32 AM
Quote from: riotous on September 26, 2018, 12:35:14 AM
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
Perhaps, but at least we don't go running to burka because anime tiddies

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/045/901/6a7.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 26, 2018, 12:55:05 PM
I don't mind if people post real titties in this thread though.  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on September 26, 2018, 01:07:23 PM
Quote from: bork on September 26, 2018, 12:06:14 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 26, 2018, 01:13:32 AM
Quote from: riotous on September 26, 2018, 12:35:14 AM
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
Perhaps, but at least we don't go running to burka because anime tiddies

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/045/901/6a7.jpg)

Can we keep the baying shite posts in the shite thread please.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 26, 2018, 02:02:21 PM
Butterflypigeonz.jpg guy “bork” butterfly “the bore” “is this in need of serious moderation?”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 26, 2018, 06:36:32 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 25, 2018, 09:50:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 08:54:37 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 25, 2018, 08:41:07 PM
Some dick
Okay real talk: are blank profiles more often than not looking for dick?

You have more experience than me so I want an expert’s take.

I wouldn't call myself an expert but usually yes if you're not an idiot about it. Tinder is for all intents and purposes a "hook up" app. I know tiesto earlier was talking about how weird it is that people are ashamed to say they met online, and while that's true, Tinder has the added "shame" of being known for a quick fuck. Unless specified otherwise like those looking for relationships as their lives are too busy outside of swiping on an app or the complete idiots only looking for friends on a damn dating app the intention is to bone. Most girls are not stupid, they know why people are on there and they wouldn't be if they weren't looking for the same thing.

So if a tinder girl with a blank profile says "she's just looking for friends" it's either you fucked up somewhere or she lost interest for whatever reason so it's best to move on right away.
Is a good go to opening line “Are you looking for something casual or serious?” ?

Or is that too clinical sounding?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 26, 2018, 07:48:38 PM
Oh man. I'm surprised people still come to me for relationship advice.

"Puppy, why can't I find a man?"
"hah! You can find a man. There's literally thousands of men you could have within hours if you wanted."
"Ok, why can't I find a GOOD man."
"Oh that? First you have to become a good person."

:brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 26, 2018, 07:59:35 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 26, 2018, 06:36:32 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 25, 2018, 09:50:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 08:54:37 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 25, 2018, 08:41:07 PM
Some dick
Okay real talk: are blank profiles more often than not looking for dick?

You have more experience than me so I want an expert’s take.
I wouldn't call myself an expert but usually yes if you're not an idiot about it. Tinder is for all intents and purposes a "hook up" app. I know tiesto earlier was talking about how weird it is that people are ashamed to say they met online, and while that's true, Tinder has the added "shame" of being known for a quick fuck. Unless specified otherwise like those looking for relationships as their lives are too busy outside of swiping on an app or the complete idiots only looking for friends on a damn dating app the intention is to bone. Most girls are not stupid, they know why people are on there and they wouldn't be if they weren't looking for the same thing.

So if a tinder girl with a blank profile says "she's just looking for friends" it's either you fucked up somewhere or she lost interest for whatever reason so it's best to move on right away.
Is a good go to opening line “Are you looking for something casual or serious?” ?

Or is that too clinical sounding?
(https://i.imgur.com/gJuoSbd.png)

Huh, it worked. Kinda. :larry

Yadhit only has 1 photo and no bio so my trust is very low for a profile like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 26, 2018, 08:08:39 PM
Reply "Me too" then send her a pic of the Bloodborne cover and say "Serious enough for you?"

Pls post results.

Also, I didn't know sex toy dolls had tinder accounts now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 26, 2018, 08:11:58 PM
You can't send photos through tinder anymore. For obvious reasons.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 26, 2018, 08:31:24 PM
Most girls are not going to say 'casual' or 'nothing serious' because they'll think that will send the message "I just wanna fuck"

and unless the girl is gutter trash she won't tell you that even if that is what she wants.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 26, 2018, 08:37:48 PM
Or if I were super scummy I would be like "Good, I like serious fucking." :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 26, 2018, 08:44:17 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 26, 2018, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 26, 2018, 08:11:58 PM
You can't send photos through tinder anymore. For obvious reasons.  :doge
Send her a link

(http://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/023/987/overcome.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 26, 2018, 09:45:28 PM
[redacted] gave me the green light. I got a date Thursday night.  :wow

Then I’ll pencil in Amanda for Friday or Saturday.

And Julia is my wild card. She could bolt like a deer once I mention meeting up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 26, 2018, 09:56:53 PM
u hit up Keonna tho?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 26, 2018, 10:01:07 PM
Quote from: naff on September 26, 2018, 09:56:53 PM
u hit up Keonna tho?
Yes but someone as hot as her is getting bombarded by messages.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 27, 2018, 10:32:11 AM
(https://i.redd.it/caurgk4d1po11.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 27, 2018, 11:35:26 AM
Is that from last night? Oh my god lmao
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 27, 2018, 11:38:28 AM
a classic ep for sure
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 27, 2018, 01:02:40 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Rf4LaBH.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 03:13:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/gU4YDho.jpg)
Probably not going to message her.

(https://i.imgur.com/sIDYB9V.jpg)
I'll message her again to see how far I can get.

(https://i.imgur.com/Z7lI0TD.jpg)
I dunno about this one.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 27, 2018, 03:29:52 PM
she looks interesting to me, go for it my dude

wait..."my name is alistair" wat

does she got a d? if so 150% go for it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 27, 2018, 03:36:11 PM
more pics of shelby! :D
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 03:36:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6gigEKc.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/hUGTI1s.jpg)

Wooo. This bich got cake. 👏 :checkit

Quote from: riotous on September 27, 2018, 03:32:38 PM
Jess probably using an app to appear in many places and advertise her Instagram.
Basically.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 03:40:40 PM
Quote from: nachobro on September 27, 2018, 03:36:11 PM
more pics of shelby! :D
Nothing too interesting. Just selfies and one photo of her wearing a black winter attire.
(https://i.imgur.com/fwy2Wzz.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ZJTsUgK.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/cb7UNTb.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/vUdJczX.jpg)

She looks kinda mean, tbh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 27, 2018, 03:43:36 PM
she sure does :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 27, 2018, 03:45:52 PM
Spelled man wrong.

/Marrec
Ahkctually non-binary could mean that they aren't a man or a woman, shitlord!  :social
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 04:02:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ZhLLpax.png)

Wow, Zeinab just messaged me back today. I guess one of her dates flaked or something.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 27, 2018, 04:14:33 PM
chad had better things to do, so now it's your turn  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 04:16:06 PM
Getting Chad’s sloppy seconds.  :ohyeah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 27, 2018, 07:33:38 PM
Brooke :noah

Atra, do it for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:46:56 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 27, 2018, 07:48:20 PM
 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 27, 2018, 07:48:49 PM
RIP in pieces. Was nice knowing you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:48:54 PM
I don’t have any condoms on me. Fuck.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 27, 2018, 07:49:40 PM
breh raw sex is better anyway
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 27, 2018, 07:51:28 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:48:54 PM
I don’t have any condoms on me. Fuck.  :doge
There's nowhere nearby where you can buy some?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 27, 2018, 08:00:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:46:56 PM
OH FUUUUUCK!

https://imgur.com/a/xC1E1CE
You BETTER be out there balls deep into her already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 27, 2018, 08:07:04 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 27, 2018, 08:00:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:46:56 PM
OH FUUUUUCK!

https://imgur.com/a/xC1E1CE
You BETTER be out there balls deep into her already.
:mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 27, 2018, 08:09:40 PM
Just do oral if you both feel like sexy time. Not carrying condoms on a first date shows that chivalry isn't dead.

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and gives you both something to look forward to.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 27, 2018, 08:10:20 PM
 ::)

deep dick her bareback, don't listen to this coward
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 27, 2018, 09:31:46 PM
Welp, Atra had a good run. How much you think his liver is going for?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 27, 2018, 10:27:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:48:54 PM
I don’t have any condoms on me. Fuck.  :doge
Condoms in 2018 as a white cis male  :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 27, 2018, 10:47:23 PM
bukowski quote about taking changes goes here
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:05:37 PM
Wow. What a night.  :doge

I’m going to sleep but I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 27, 2018, 11:10:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:05:37 PM
Wow. What a night.  :doge

I’m going to sleep but I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.
Cut the bullshit. Tell us if you whipped it out or not
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:11:33 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 27, 2018, 11:12:03 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:11:33 PM
No. Her gay best friend/roommate was chaperoning us.  :doge


 :mindblown
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:13:14 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 27, 2018, 11:15:33 PM
I'm glad you had a good time Atra, rest well. Enjoy your day tomorrow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on September 27, 2018, 11:33:08 PM
Leper Atra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:55:05 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 27, 2018, 11:57:41 PM
Next try getting your face between Brooke's thunder thighs  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 28, 2018, 12:08:09 AM
Atra, I endorse your chivalry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 12:21:48 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 28, 2018, 01:02:27 AM
For some reason I'm getting a feeling she could be the one

if you don't act like a total bitchboy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 28, 2018, 01:26:28 AM
He's good man ease up. He had a good night, he's feeling accomplished and sure. Let him carry that into sleep. Bless up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 28, 2018, 01:33:26 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 12:21:48 AM
I blame my religious upbringing for my chivalrous nature
Narrator: It wasn't

Quote from: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 12:21:48 AM
but it sometimes works out.
Narrator: It didn't
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 28, 2018, 02:11:49 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:55:05 PM
(yes her eyebrows are drawn on. I don't care.  :doge )
To be fair, some girls don’t grow much eyebrow hair, and resort to drawing them on. But often it just doesn’t look convincing or good at all. :doge

My bff does mciroblading (temp realistic stroke tattoo), it looks nice but $$$$.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 28, 2018, 02:46:23 AM
Noserings :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 28, 2018, 02:51:43 AM
I dry heaved when I saw the possum
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 02:53:48 AM
.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 28, 2018, 02:55:27 AM
Did you fucking meet it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 02:57:31 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 28, 2018, 02:55:27 AM
Did you fucking meet it
Nah, it was outside but I’m one of those weirdos that think possums are cute.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 28, 2018, 03:04:02 AM
Posting Tinder profiles caps on a public forum is the textbook definition of chivalry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 28, 2018, 03:52:55 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:11:33 PM
No. Her gay best friend/roommate was chaperoning us.  :doge

shoulda fucked 'em both
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 28, 2018, 06:31:01 AM
Quote from: Raist on September 28, 2018, 02:46:23 AM
Noserings :kobeyuck

(https://abload.de/img/giphy29r6c88.gif) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=giphy29r6c88.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 28, 2018, 06:32:47 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/ywLSoBr.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 28, 2018, 07:47:36 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 02:57:31 AM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 28, 2018, 02:55:27 AM
Did you fucking meet it
Nah, it was outside but I’m one of those weirdos that think possums are cute.
That's because they are. :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 28, 2018, 08:00:58 AM
Quote from: Raist on September 28, 2018, 02:46:23 AM
Noserings :kobeyuck

I asked a girl if having a nosering ever got annoying because of boogers getting caught on it and she was like "gross I don't get boogers".

:beli Sure girl, sure
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 28, 2018, 10:18:12 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on September 28, 2018, 02:06:38 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 27, 2018, 10:27:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:48:54 PM
I don’t have any condoms on me. Fuck.  :doge
Condoms in 2018 as a white cis male  :neogaf

I paid a heavy price for a sentiment much like this.
  :o

you got aids?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 28, 2018, 12:00:54 PM
BTW Atra, that wasn't her "gay friend", that was her BF. Next date, she'll play with her possum while he shoves his 10" dick down your throat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 12:33:44 PM
His disposition towards me was definitely not one of attraction. Let me just put it that way.

If he was a straight girl he’d be that friend that cock blocks scummy men in order to protect her friend (and have her undivided attention).

edit: Also, he is hella gay.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 28, 2018, 12:49:29 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/ccubf.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 28, 2018, 01:04:01 PM
A possum girl with painted on eyebrows and a super gay queen roommate.......

Man, what dudes will put themselves through when hella thirsty   :heh


spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not judging you Atra. I've put myself in some really ridiculous situations to get ass from a girl
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 28, 2018, 02:53:56 PM
Ey she looks pretty fucking sexy, that nosering is nice

Whats this about a possum?

Eyebrows drawn on.. a lot of women here in the netherlands seem to do that. Maybe its just the skanky ones I dunno]

Why would you EVEr do that lol? I mean Im not removing my pubic hairs to draw them back on ey?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 28, 2018, 03:02:26 PM
Having really apprant and lined up eyebrows is really popular with women right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on September 28, 2018, 04:40:04 PM
so... wheres the story? did she shove her fat tits in your face?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 04:41:38 PM
Let me finish up some work and then I’ll type up the story.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 28, 2018, 04:41:41 PM
I feel like we had this conversation before but for awhile thin eyebrows were the hotness and some girls plucked them to the point of no return, I do not blame these ladies for drawing on a more prominent brow, they’re merely victims of fashion
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 28, 2018, 05:05:28 PM
Nah I think this girl is too young to have lived through the whole "pluck my eyebrows to death" trend. I think the last time that was a thing was late 90s to very early 00s. Unless she was the type of goth as a teen that shaved them off and then drew on some Tairrie B brows instead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 28, 2018, 05:15:17 PM
Since I am also a thirsty, vicarious bum, I feel like I should give Atra feedback on this woman he non-sexually interacted with:

Some women get tired of plucking so they go the 2D route and also it gives them the option to do it like a chola one day and then draw hot dogs the next. It's accessorizing. Also white women sometimes don't like their light colored/thin lashes.

Septum piercings are cute. It does feel like you have a runny nose when you kiss them tho.

I don't know anything about possums. I do like raccoons but I'm weird.

When you buy condoms in person, you should buy the big box and lube too so it looks like you are a frequent flier.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 28, 2018, 05:32:29 PM
Just online order for in store pick up for condoms. People do it all the time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 28, 2018, 07:12:30 PM
Just buy condoms at a drug store like a normal person you weirdos. :mindblown
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 28, 2018, 07:15:39 PM
Or u-scan
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 28, 2018, 07:17:47 PM
Atra, if you have to bang the chaperone first, I say go for it. It's 2018 and you may learn a thing ot two about yourself.  :fabulous
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 28, 2018, 07:48:32 PM
On Atras second chill session with Possum Girl hes gonna walk in on hundred of candles, Enigmas 'Sadness' playing uncomfortably loud, Possume Girl in a masquerade mask and the gay roomate in a fuzzy bathrobe that's hanging open, dick perched out over two baby smooth balls.

https://youtu.be/x4maoo4A3x4

Atra: ...I B-brought the bud... *holds up baggy*

Gay Roomate: Do you wish to know pleasure? *dick twitches*

Atra: W-what?

Gay roommate: You heard me.

*hard cut to outside apartment door perspective. The door slowly shuts*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 08:55:29 PM
The story will need to wait. I’m seeing her again tonight downtown.   :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 28, 2018, 09:12:17 PM
bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 28, 2018, 09:13:21 PM
It's a good thing rahx was praying you'll go down in flames.

Because she's a red head.  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 28, 2018, 09:18:55 PM
Well based on my experince. Red Heads are trouble.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
My experince being X-men comics.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 28, 2018, 09:19:59 PM
Well, you're not wrong


spoiler (click to show/hide)
married a redhead :mouf
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 28, 2018, 09:20:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 08:55:29 PM
The story will need to wait. I’m seeing Melizza again tonight downtown.   :doge

So the menage a trois is still a possibility?  :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 28, 2018, 09:22:48 PM
That's only if he wants to get out of it.


Or switch roomates.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 28, 2018, 09:43:52 PM
Redheads are that special kind of crazy, and I can't get enough of them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 28, 2018, 10:46:48 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 28, 2018, 09:43:52 PM
Redheads are that special kind of crazy, and I can't get enough of them.

One regret I have is the few redheads I ended up sleeping with all shaved their crotch :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 28, 2018, 11:44:17 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on September 28, 2018, 09:43:52 PM
Redheads are that special kind of crazy, and I can't get enough of them.
an old but short and interesting podcast on that topic: https://www.stuffyoushouldknow.com/podcasts/how-redheads-work.htm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 12:32:08 AM
*sigh*

Onto the next one.

She came out of a long term relationship recently and just wants to be friends ...for now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 29, 2018, 12:35:03 AM
You going downtown on her?

:whew

Edit: Whops, was on the wrong page.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 12:35:12 AM
Indeed.

I turn into PeeWee Herman whilst high.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 29, 2018, 02:03:34 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 12:32:08 AM
*sigh*

Onto the next one.

She came out of a long term relationship recently and just wants to be friends ...for now.
:mjcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 29, 2018, 03:48:36 AM
My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 29, 2018, 04:57:14 AM
I went out tonight and danced with a girl for a long tine.

It’s progress.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 29, 2018, 05:55:48 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 29, 2018, 03:48:36 AM
My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.

Make the move!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 29, 2018, 12:02:43 PM
To quote Gwen Stefani:

Take. A. Chance. You. Stu-pid hoe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 29, 2018, 12:35:52 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 29, 2018, 03:48:36 AM
My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.
It is 2018 Val. Why are you not making the move?!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 29, 2018, 12:39:45 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 29, 2018, 03:48:36 AM
My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.

Make the first move. That always results in snatching a dudes soul.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 12:39:59 PM
I slid into some local gal's DMs today because fuck it.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 29, 2018, 12:40:34 PM
Is that some sort of euphemism?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 12:41:04 PM
Nope. I literally direct messaged her on instagram.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 29, 2018, 12:42:04 PM
(https://pics.me.me/approach-life-with-the-same-confidence-that-random-indian-men-27365284.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 29, 2018, 12:58:43 PM
edit: wrong thread :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 01:19:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/2QHjfU6.png?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/o2IU5F6.png?1)

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/7dfd42a6619a9378d1351575b34967d2/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 01:32:34 PM
She a medium titty goth. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 29, 2018, 01:40:42 PM
Atra with the cold open on some Insta hottie. Someone's been watching Glengarry Glen Ross
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 01:43:28 PM
I'm still waiting for her to say yes or no.

She probably wasn't expecting some cutie to slide into her DMs this morning. :trumps

edit: Should I say anything more or just let it sit?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 02:01:01 PM
 :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 29, 2018, 02:05:19 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 29, 2018, 02:03:53 PM
post her insta. My girl's busy for the day and I could use spank bank material.

Chivalry :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 29, 2018, 02:05:44 PM
What riotous said. Goth chicks are freaks in da sheets.

But if you want to continue interracting in earnest, gotta find that intersecting point of interest. Maybe bring up if shes into graphic designers or something, which could lead to showing your work, which could lead to her taking a greater interest in you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 02:10:37 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 29, 2018, 02:03:53 PM
post her insta. My girl's busy for the day and I could use spank bank material.
I'm not going to put my chances with this girl in jeopardy. :hmph

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 29, 2018, 02:05:44 PM
What riotous said. Goth chicks are freaks in da sheets.

But if you want to continue interracting in earnest, gotta find that intersecting point of interest. Maybe bring up if shes into graphic designers or something, which could lead to showing your work, which could lead to her taking a greater interest in you.
She just posted a story at her job. She's probably busy working. Making bagels n whatnot.  :doge

She's from NY originally and moved down to SC. I have some family up in NY and my dad grew up on Long Island. So that's kinda one thing we have in common. A connection to NY.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 02:19:54 PM
Check your PMs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on September 29, 2018, 02:32:00 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 29, 2018, 02:18:17 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 02:10:37 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 29, 2018, 02:03:53 PM
post her insta. My girl's busy for the day and I could use spank bank material.
I'm not going to put my chances with this girl in jeopardy. :hmph

Oh yeah my broke ass is going to fly out just to cuck you out of insta thot shenanigans :comeon

People could just link her this thread or something instead of fucking with her irl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 02:52:09 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 29, 2018, 02:05:44 PM
What riotous said. Goth chicks are freaks in da sheets.

But if you want to continue interracting in earnest, gotta find that intersecting point of interest. Maybe bring up if shes into graphic designers or something, which could lead to showing your work, which could lead to her taking a greater interest in you.
I'm just going to send her this:
"Haha. Thanks. I'll be hanging out at [local pub/bar] later tonight if you want to stop by & talk for a bit."

:yeshrug

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 29, 2018, 02:53:54 PM
What if she replies something like "Yeah maybe I'll stop by for a drink, don't know yet though'

You'll be sitting there, wasting your time instead of getting high and playing vidya :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 02:54:49 PM
Well, I'm all of pot and playing vidya makes me depressed now because I'd rather be producing art/content than consuming it.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 29, 2018, 02:56:52 PM
You gotta ask yourself: Is hanging out at a bar just for the chance for her to show up something Chad would do?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 29, 2018, 02:57:51 PM
ask her if she's into being strangled
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 03:02:14 PM
I'll just ask her if she wants to met up at that bar later.

If not. Fine. If yes. Cool.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 29, 2018, 03:17:15 PM
tell her you're looking for a goth girlfriend and you're a big fan of bowsette
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 29, 2018, 03:19:01 PM
Atras speech stat is def not high enough for all this but, maybe he'll roll a critical and gain access to her bat themed garter belt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 29, 2018, 03:26:34 PM
Can we just rename this thread to "Adventure time" due to Atra?

One second we got possum girls with their gay friends and the next some thot goths from the same dude.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 03:59:53 PM
So nothing is going to probably happen with that goth girl on IG but I’m still chatting with Zeinab.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 29, 2018, 04:08:28 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 29, 2018, 12:35:52 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 29, 2018, 03:48:36 AM
My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.
It is 2018 Val. Why are you not making the move?!
In case he doesn't actually mean what he says, it would make our school days really fucking awkward.

But we're throwing a party next Friday, never know what happens when I've had some tequila. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 29, 2018, 04:31:56 PM
It’s not college without blacking out and waking up in a different persons bed than who you were expecting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 29, 2018, 04:33:16 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 29, 2018, 04:08:28 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 29, 2018, 12:35:52 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 29, 2018, 03:48:36 AM
My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.
It is 2018 Val. Why are you not making the move?!
In case he doesn't actually mean what he says, it would make our school days really fucking awkward.

But we're throwing a party next Friday, never know what happens when I've had some tequila. :doge

One of the most romantic moments Ive experienced was making out with a lady after she projectile vomited red wine into a cardboard box next to her bed  :-[

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 29, 2018, 05:51:45 PM
Quote from: mormapope on September 29, 2018, 04:33:16 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 29, 2018, 04:08:28 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 29, 2018, 12:35:52 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 29, 2018, 03:48:36 AM
My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.
It is 2018 Val. Why are you not making the move?!
In case he doesn't actually mean what he says, it would make our school days really fucking awkward.

But we're throwing a party next Friday, never know what happens when I've had some tequila. :doge

One of the most romantic moments Ive experienced was making out with a lady after she projectile vomited red wine into a cardboard box next to her bed  :-[


Every post you make  :holeup



Atra you gotta stop being such a fucking cupcake. Start Dming dick pics
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 05:52:05 PM
 :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 29, 2018, 05:54:21 PM
You're playing too nice with girls that are too young for niceness. Most girls at this age range want an asshole dude that lays serious pipe on them. That's what they want. They don't want a nice "chat buddy"

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 29, 2018, 06:06:58 PM
Where the fuck is the Melizza/gay housemate wombocombo story from yesterday  :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 29, 2018, 06:08:54 PM
Thing with being an asshole to women is that sure, you'll get rejected a lot, but you'll get rejected quick so you can find the girls that want assholes faster. Whereas being nice will still get you rejected, but it will get you rejected painfully slow. It's a matter of many shots you can take in the time you have.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 29, 2018, 06:27:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 29, 2018, 06:08:54 PM
Thing with being an asshole to women is that sure, you'll get rejected a lot, but you'll get rejected quick so you can find the girls that want assholes faster. Whereas being nice will still get you rejected, but it will get you rejected painfully slow. It's a matter of many shots you can take in the time you have.
That's another way to look at it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 06:47:43 PM
My default state is nice or indifferent until I get pissed off.

It’s difficult for me to just be a selfish asshole without a justifiable reason.

edit: also, if I’m being an asshole to someone the last thing I want to do is fuck them. If anything I wish total and utter distruction upon them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 29, 2018, 06:49:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 02:10:37 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 29, 2018, 02:03:53 PM
post her insta. My girl's busy for the day and I could use spank bank material.
I'm not going to put my chances with this girl in jeopardy. :hmph

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 29, 2018, 02:05:44 PM
What riotous said. Goth chicks are freaks in da sheets.

But if you want to continue interracting in earnest, gotta find that intersecting point of interest. Maybe bring up if shes into graphic designers or something, which could lead to showing your work, which could lead to her taking a greater interest in you.
She just posted a story at her job. She's probably busy working. Making bagels n whatnot.  :doge

She's from NY originally and moved down to SC. I have some family up in NY and my dad grew up on Long Island. So that's kinda one thing we have in common. A connection to NY.

Whereabouts on the island?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 06:51:02 PM
Miller Place
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 29, 2018, 06:53:59 PM
No offense Assi, but every piece of advice you’ve given Atra has been wrong.

You said his pictures were bad. You said his profile was bad. You said his approach was bad.

He’s matched with and went on dates with attractive women by doing things you said were wrong.

I don’t think being an asshole is going to work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 07:05:23 PM
I’m friendly but firm.

I used to be quite the doormat/people pleaser when I first started dating.

Now I stand my ground on certain things and if it’s a dealbreaker to one of my dates so be it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on September 29, 2018, 07:19:39 PM
Quote from: Raist on September 29, 2018, 06:06:58 PM
Where the fuck is the Melizza/gay housemate wombocombo story from yesterday  :maf

The Atra Cycle (TM) goes something like:

1. Manic Tinder shit posting.
2. "I got a date, brehs, hype train!"
3. Look, it's fucking nothing dot gif.
4. Repeat steps 1 through 3 X times.
5. "I'm going to take some time off from dating to work on myself."
6. Manic Femme Atra shit posting.
7. Return to step 1.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 29, 2018, 07:21:37 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 29, 2018, 07:07:47 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 06:47:43 PM
if I’m being an asshole to someone the last thing I want to do is fuck them. If anything I wish total and utter distruction upon them.

Newsfeed
including the typo?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 29, 2018, 08:05:32 PM
Atra's not single.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 29, 2018, 08:25:01 PM
Being an asshole totally works. True fact. But the people you get with that are not the kind you want to keep, nor are they usually worth keeping
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 29, 2018, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 29, 2018, 08:25:49 PM
So does it..

Really...

Work?
Depends on how you measure success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 08:35:23 PM
Quote from: Raist on September 29, 2018, 06:06:58 PM
Where the fuck is the Melizza/gay housemate wombocombo story from yesterday  :maf
Basically:

-I go to her place with the food after stopping by Walgreens to pick up an energy drink (and condoms)
-We conversed and ate while some comedy special on Netflix was playing in the background
-Her gay friend was pretty hilarious as well
-She got her dab out and her & I proceeded to get high off that
-Once we finished with our food she told me about her job at the water plant and how it’s her responsibility to make sure cyanide (and other nasty shit) from factories doesn’t poison the water supply in my area & kill everyone.  :doge
-Being high I was rather floored by this revelation
-And then we talked and joked about other shit, we hugged goodbye, and I went home.

The End
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 29, 2018, 09:47:21 PM
Dabs, bongs, waterfalls...this the shit you do in your house in your underwear a couple hours into a bond movie marathon with hot chinese takeout on the table. Not when you're trying to fuck.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
there are exceptions tho s/o 2 my ex who had a waterfall setup in a giant paint bucket in her closet...hit that before i hit that bless up
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 09:52:06 PM
So yeah, new rule:
No weed during a "date" because I turn into a cartoon character version of myself and that's not sexy.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on September 29, 2018, 10:19:22 PM
What's going on with Brooke
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 10:22:03 PM
I'll get to her eventually.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 29, 2018, 11:01:39 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 29, 2018, 06:53:59 PM
No offense Assi, but every piece of advice you’ve given Atra has been wrong.

You said his pictures were bad. You said his profile was bad. You said his approach was bad.

He’s matched with and went on dates with attractive women by doing things you said were wrong.

I don’t think being an asshole is going to work.
Really?

Has anything at all changed? He's on the same cycle as before.

His dick has not sunk into a single vagina yet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 11:04:46 PM
I'm beginning to think some of you were right. I did get extremely lucky that one time.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 29, 2018, 11:07:55 PM
I don't know why you're talking like this, you aren't single.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 29, 2018, 11:11:17 PM
when's the wedding
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 11:15:28 PM
Quote from: toku on September 29, 2018, 11:07:55 PM
I don't know why you're talking like this, you aren't single.
What do you mean, my dude?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 29, 2018, 11:29:29 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 29, 2018, 11:15:28 PM
Quote from: toku on September 29, 2018, 11:07:55 PM
I don't know why you're talking like this, you aren't single.
What do you mean, my dude?  :doge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KpPfrsK31o
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 30, 2018, 01:17:27 AM
Just did a quick 10 minute meditation session (having not meditated for months) and I feel immensely better about things.

I really need to get back into that habit again because I felt much more in control of my feelings during that short span of time when I was meditating 10 minutes every morning and evening.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 30, 2018, 07:41:02 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 08:55:29 PM
The story will need to wait. I’m seeing Melizza again tonight downtown.   :doge

Does she actually look like Poison Ivy in person?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 30, 2018, 07:51:14 AM
Quote from: filler on September 29, 2018, 02:57:51 PM
ask her if she's into being strangled
:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 30, 2018, 10:26:59 AM
Oh, hey Dufus, the year is coming to a close soon, how you doin?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 30, 2018, 10:28:03 AM
You try chatting and scheduling dates with 3 to 4 different women at varying distances (some are 40 miles away) all at once and tell me how “easy” that is, Dufus. I only have so much social bandwidth to spare.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 30, 2018, 10:31:37 AM
Quote from: chronovore on September 30, 2018, 07:41:02 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 08:55:29 PM
The story will need to wait. I’m seeing Melizza again tonight downtown.   :doge

Does she actually look like Poison Ivy in person?
A cute and slightly chubby version of Poison Ivy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 30, 2018, 11:20:03 AM
@Dufus: Have you attempted to set up any dates this year? Or at least conversed with a woman you’re not related to or co-working with?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 30, 2018, 01:56:20 PM
Yeah Dufus as soon as you get out of prison in three months, you need to stop picking up the prisonyard dumbells, and start picking up some ladies.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 30, 2018, 02:03:14 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on September 30, 2018, 01:56:20 PM
Yeah Dufus as soon as you get out of prison

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/770/871/1a9.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 30, 2018, 02:05:51 PM
The prison being his social ineptitude. :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 30, 2018, 03:09:36 PM
<3
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on September 30, 2018, 03:10:48 PM
bless up, Dufus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 06:17:52 PM
Yo some of you need to take a flight to Costa Rica or something and hang out with some hot prostitutes, do something man. Fuck.

Men without pussy too long start to act weird. I can't imagine how some of you cannot pull anything, like, at all. I have friends that are fat bastard bearded fucks that smoke cigs like there's no tomorrow and even they can pull girls.

I don't understand what the fuck is so difficult?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 30, 2018, 06:41:56 PM
Another illuminating posts from Assi.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 07:24:16 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 30, 2018, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 30, 2018, 06:41:56 PM
Another illuminating posts from Assi.

What are you talking about? I don't see anything
Look everyone Brows signaling how cool he is because he can block posters he does not like

Must be a hit with the ladies this guy and his bold moves.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 30, 2018, 07:43:47 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 06:17:52 PM
Yo some of you need to take a flight to Costa Rica or something and hang out with some hot prostitutes, do something man. Fuck.

Men without pussy too long start to act weird. I can't imagine how some of you cannot pull anything, like, at all. I have friends that are fat bastard bearded fucks that smoke cigs like there's no tomorrow and even they can pull girls.

I don't understand what the fuck is so difficult?
:lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on September 30, 2018, 09:12:43 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 06:17:52 PM
Men without pussy too long start to act weird. I can't imagine how some of you cannot pull anything, like, at all. I have friends that are fat bastard bearded fucks that smoke cigs like there's no tomorrow and even they can pull girls.

Nothing unusual there, smoking is scientifically proven to make you look older and cooler. :win
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 10:32:52 PM
Quote from: Kara on September 30, 2018, 09:12:43 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 06:17:52 PM
Men without pussy too long start to act weird. I can't imagine how some of you cannot pull anything, like, at all. I have friends that are fat bastard bearded fucks that smoke cigs like there's no tomorrow and even they can pull girls.

Nothing unusual there, smoking is scientifically proven to make you look older and cooler. :win
Friday night there was a gorgeous young girl that rolled her own fucking cig right there at the pub. I was like WTF. I didn't understand any of it, she was a bombshell and I could barely talk to her without getting tongue tied.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on September 30, 2018, 10:44:16 PM
Ban assi
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 11:09:55 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 30, 2018, 10:52:19 PM
Lol at being tongue tied, stay simpin Assi.
yo she was so fucking hot. I was smitten, lost my composure.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 30, 2018, 11:47:42 PM
How would you define intercourse?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 01, 2018, 12:40:42 AM
pee is stored in the balls
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 01, 2018, 03:54:06 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 10:32:52 PM
Friday night there was a gorgeous young girl that rolled her own fucking cig right there at the pub. I was like WTF. I didn't understand any of it, she was a bombshell and I could barely talk to her without getting tongue tied.

No shame, breh, rollers are somewhere between lancero smokers and Nat Sherman Fantasia smokers on the cool tier list.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 01, 2018, 06:19:46 AM
Is cig rolling that exotic ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on October 01, 2018, 06:34:44 AM
They are called fâgs for a reason.

Smokin!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 01, 2018, 06:42:26 AM
I mean it's fairly common to me. I guess it probably has to do with tobacco products average prize wherever you live.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 09:32:51 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 01, 2018, 06:19:46 AM
Is cig rolling that exotic ?
I haven't seen a young hot ass female roll a cig

I think ever . She prob thought I was so uncool when I said "wow did you just roll your own cig?" :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on October 01, 2018, 10:05:56 AM
Smokers. :exxy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 10:12:13 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on October 01, 2018, 10:05:56 AM
Smokers. :exxy
yeah smokers are gross but I'd have sucked her dirty ass tongue all night if I could
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.  :doge

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 04:49:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.  :doge

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.  :doge

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 01, 2018, 04:49:40 PM
Talking about a relationship already?

(http://www.elvish.org/gwaith/movie/PDVD_031.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 04:49:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.  :doge

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.  :doge

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.
Nah, the first girl that really liked me caused me to freak out and break up with her because I felt like I was being smothered by her affection.  :doge

edit: She flat out asked me if I believed in soulmates after the 3rd time we boned and that's when the panic began to eat at me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 01, 2018, 05:42:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 04:49:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.  :doge

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.  :doge

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.
Nah, the first girl that really liked me caused me to freak out and break up with her because I felt like I was being smothered by her affection.  :doge

edit: She flat out asked me if I believed in soulmates after the 3rd time we boned and that's when the panic began to eat at me.

Well then you werent her fucking soulmate were you then  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 01, 2018, 08:04:24 PM
Quote from: toku on October 01, 2018, 12:40:42 AM
pee is stored in the balls

You ruined my "so you're saying you fucked your mom" joke.   :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 01, 2018, 08:39:21 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 01, 2018, 06:19:46 AM
Is cig rolling that exotic ?

No, it means you're trying to dodge tobacco taxes.

Nat Sherman Fantasias are out of production (thanks Philip Morris :'() and while smoking a bright pink cigarette used to be an OK ice breaker no one but 8 year old girls thinks smoking bright pink cigarettes is cool.

Lanceros are top shelf but they have an air of affected sophistication / maturity that the smoker is often undeserving of (akin to being a scotch drinker below the age of 50).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on October 01, 2018, 10:00:17 PM
I quit smoking cigs so that I can live enough to start smoking a pipe ievery night in my 70's. Haven't decided yet whether I will drink Scotch or Cognac though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on October 01, 2018, 10:07:46 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.  :doge

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.  :doge

Zeinab? Is she an alien or something?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 10:16:16 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 04:49:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.  :doge

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.  :doge

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.
Nah, the first girl that really liked me caused me to freak out and break up with her because I felt like I was being smothered by her affection.  :doge

edit: She flat out asked me if I believed in soulmates after the 3rd time we boned and that's when the panic began to eat at me.
Stop being a female.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 01, 2018, 10:32:48 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 01, 2018, 10:07:46 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.  :doge

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.  :doge

Zeinab? Is she an alien or something?

She is her father's beauty, that's for sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 10:58:23 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 01, 2018, 10:07:46 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.  :doge

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.  :doge

Zeinab? Is she an alien or something?
Nah, just Lebanese.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 01, 2018, 11:00:46 PM
So, she's not into men then.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 11:05:09 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 10:16:16 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 04:49:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.  :doge

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.  :doge

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.
Nah, the first girl that really liked me caused me to freak out and break up with her because I felt like I was being smothered by her affection.  :doge

edit: She flat out asked me if I believed in soulmates after the 3rd time we boned and that's when the panic began to eat at me.
Stop being a female.
This was almost 2 years ago when I didn’t have my anxiety in check and I just immediately assumed the worst possible scenarios.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2018, 11:27:31 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 04:49:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.  :doge

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.  :doge

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.
This is a fear of mine to be honest.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 02, 2018, 12:03:47 AM
TBH dating a Salafist is probably the best thing for Atra.

-can't smoke weed on the first date and be Atra
-has an existing familiarity with people who are VERY passionate about their imaginary friend
-probably compliant with Sunni and Shi'a fiqh on personal grooming (don't quote me on this)
-Islamic State's branding is terrible and they're definitely due for a refresh; my Alif Baa workbook has better script in it than that whack banner of theirs has on it
-inveterate 4chan consumption has rendered him unable to identify #problematic content or exercise any self-control with regard to sharing it (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proselytism)

 :preach في امان الله :preach
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 02, 2018, 01:05:40 PM
Just wanted to say that this approach

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/f9f5df3907211bcd71011dc93fc306fe/tenor.gif)

worked pretty well. We in, bois.

:mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 02, 2018, 01:35:19 PM
No, HE in
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 02, 2018, 01:41:53 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 01, 2018, 11:00:46 PM
So, she's not into men then.

I know at least one woman who is also Lebanese and is also called Zeineba ( lol no joke )

She was the hot sister of my best friend in high school

Lebanese women are also hot overall

https://www.google.nl/search?q=lebanese+women&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQ_uHBp-jdAhWRJVAKHU3eCdIQ_AUIDigB&biw=1745&bih=887

Yaya
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 02, 2018, 02:08:52 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 02, 2018, 01:05:40 PM
Just wanted to say that this approach

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/f9f5df3907211bcd71011dc93fc306fe/tenor.gif)

worked pretty well. We in, bois.

:mynicca
Who would've thought? :ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on October 02, 2018, 02:33:11 PM
Don't be shy. Fill us in. :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 02, 2018, 04:58:36 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 02, 2018, 01:05:40 PM
Just wanted to say that this approach

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/f9f5df3907211bcd71011dc93fc306fe/tenor.gif)

worked pretty well. We in, bois.

:mynicca
how big was the D?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 02, 2018, 05:00:37 PM
Quote from: filler on October 02, 2018, 04:58:36 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 02, 2018, 01:05:40 PM
Just wanted to say that this approach

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/f9f5df3907211bcd71011dc93fc306fe/tenor.gif)

worked pretty well. We in, bois.

:mynicca
how big was the D?
I'd assume not very big considering she likes them small  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 02, 2018, 05:01:54 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 02, 2018, 08:17:35 PM
I matched with a girl named “Pandora” today.

I bet some slick rick already asked her, “Hey Pandora, can I see your box?”

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 02, 2018, 08:35:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 02, 2018, 08:17:35 PM
I matched with a girl named “Pandora” today.

I bet some slick rick already asked her, “Hey Pandora, can I see your box?”
maybe not and you should definitely try to be the first
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 02, 2018, 08:42:37 PM
It was Epimetheus' box, don't out yourself as an unread philistine.  :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 02, 2018, 08:48:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 02, 2018, 08:17:35 PM
I matched with a girl named “Pandora” today.

I bet some slick rick already asked her, “Hey Pandora, can I see your box?”
You: Hey Pandora, Can I see your box?
Me, an intellectual: Did you know that Pandora's Box is originally translated to be Pandora's Vase, and that some people believe the symbology of it is actually a uterus therefore man's woes are actually due to procreation?

:snob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 02, 2018, 09:02:52 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 02, 2018, 08:48:55 PM

Me, an intellectual: Did you know that Pandora's Box is originally translated to be Pandora's Vase, and that some people believe the symbology of it is actually a uterus therefore man's woes are actually due to procreation?

:snob

Her: unmatched.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on October 03, 2018, 06:33:24 AM
I can't wait for the moment he gets to the bottom of Pandora's box and instead of hope he finds the cum of the 50 guys that went before him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on October 03, 2018, 07:35:46 AM
But there's hope at the end so he will stick with it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 04, 2018, 06:59:00 PM
Melizza just texted me back today, after we friendzoned each other last weekend, asking how I feel about karaoke.  :doge

Also, I'm seeing Zeinab tomorrow night.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 04, 2018, 07:18:35 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 01, 2018, 11:00:46 PM
So, she's not into men then.

I'm uncomfortable with how hard I laughed at this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 05, 2018, 12:27:33 AM
God, Melizza has so many gay friends.  :doge

Also, she was most likely looking for dick (definitely not mine now) but I’m too autistic to pick up on shit like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 05, 2018, 12:31:50 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 05, 2018, 12:42:17 AM
You didn't get laid because you decided to smoke weed instead of making a move--even you were hyping up the fact you were going to get laid before going over--not because you're so on the spectrum that you couldn't infer that she wanted to get fucked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 05, 2018, 01:03:03 AM
https://imgur.com/a/sMJ23Ve

This is a lot to take in for a first message.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 05, 2018, 01:04:40 AM
Or maybe I’m protecting myself from myself because she’s a loooose cannon if I’ve ever seen one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 05, 2018, 01:12:41 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 05, 2018, 01:03:03 AM
https://imgur.com/a/sMJ23Ve

This is a lot to take in for a first message.
Ask her if she likes to pee in the pool.

I'm serious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 05, 2018, 01:23:27 AM
edit: bad stuff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 05, 2018, 01:27:51 AM
Fuck everything. I need to go to bed I’m high and had too drinks tonight and I have a shitlod if work tomorrow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 05, 2018, 01:40:29 AM
coward
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 05, 2018, 01:41:59 AM
I shouldn’t joke about rape. Not in today’s world.

Also, spoiler alert: I’m not a good person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 05, 2018, 01:57:04 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 05, 2018, 11:28:14 AM
So, upon my behavior last night, I'm going to keep on "dating" until I figure shit out on my own but I will no longer be posting in this thread. :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 05, 2018, 11:43:32 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 05, 2018, 11:28:14 AM
So, upon my behavior last night, I'm going to keep on "dating" until I figure shit out on my own but I will no longer be posting in this thread. :goty2

Wtf happened? Your behaviour? Did you rape Zeinab yet  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 05, 2018, 02:54:26 PM
Well my reboot of tinder has gone.......as expected. No matches which I don’t know even when I’m not swiping on everything I don’t think I’m very picky.

But whatever maybe online dating isn’t for me. I’m more of an acquired taste, one that probably comes off better in person. I mean even I dislike texting.

But I have matched with some fun bots.
https://imgur.com/a/8erCd9T
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 05, 2018, 08:54:24 PM
Holy shit did Atra almost sexually assault a bitch?

now that'd be a plot twist to this thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2018, 05:22:58 PM
(https://abload.de/img/20181006_172012_hdr7oex7.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=20181006_172012_hdr7oex7.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 06, 2018, 06:29:09 PM
I pulled an Atra, made a fake profile and found the girl from the other night. Now I have her insta. She's amazing, she's 25 and studying abroad for another year though  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2018, 06:39:05 PM
Oh Assi, what have you become...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 06, 2018, 06:47:40 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2018, 06:39:05 PM
Oh Assi, what have you become...
I needed to find her.

Maybe I'll see her again considering she went to my fav watering hole.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 06, 2018, 06:50:37 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 06, 2018, 06:48:28 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 06, 2018, 06:29:09 PM
I pulled an Atra, made a fake profile and found the girl from the other night. Now I have her insta. She's amazing, she's 25 and studying abroad for another year though  :'(

JFC dude.

Also, set your goddamn fantasy lineup. And make some roster moves. Your team is an embarrassment.
oh yeah I forgot about that. my team is bad?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 06, 2018, 06:51:38 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 06, 2018, 06:21:39 PM
Like I didn’t see her face at all; my eyes just happened to catch a glimpse of the yoga pants, and I was like, “Wait... Maria?*”
:rofl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 07, 2018, 07:31:18 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 07, 2018, 07:24:31 PM
So man, rolling with her today it was very difficult to keep my mind pure. I kept telling myself, "I am a man of honor. I am a fucking samurai. Do not have pervy thoughts!" But when I'd let her pass into side control, I could almost imagine us snuggling up on the couch watching Netflix.

Newsfeed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 07, 2018, 07:38:41 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2018, 07:40:08 PM
ask her if she likes being choked out, breh!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2018, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 07, 2018, 07:24:31 PM
There's this girl who used to come to BJJ and would come out with some of us to watch UFC matches at a nearby bar, but she hasn't been in awhile. Yesterday I invited her to come meet us for the McGregor/Khabib fight, and so we hung out. I've always thought there was a bit of a spark there. I told her she should come to the open mat today and was kind of surprised when she was all about it.

So man, rolling with her today it was very difficult to keep my mind pure. I kept telling myself, "I am a man of honor. I am a fucking samurai. Do not have pervy thoughts!" But when I'd let her pass into side control, I could almost imagine us snuggling up on the couch watching Netflix. When I let her get to mount, I almost didn't want to escape.

I should really just ask her on a date.
The resetera dating thread is that way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on October 07, 2018, 07:45:58 PM
Is Jack/Glen the og Glen/Green Shinobi?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on October 07, 2018, 08:01:41 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2018, 08:09:21 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 07, 2018, 07:49:14 PM
Quote from: naff on October 07, 2018, 07:45:58 PM
Is Jack/Glen the og Glen/Green Shinobi?

Of course I'm the OG Glen/Green Shinobi, JFC.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2018, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 07, 2018, 07:24:31 PM
There's this girl who used to come to BJJ and would come out with some of us to watch UFC matches at a nearby bar, but she hasn't been in awhile. Yesterday I invited her to come meet us for the McGregor/Khabib fight, and so we hung out. I've always thought there was a bit of a spark there. I told her she should come to the open mat today and was kind of surprised when she was all about it.

So man, rolling with her today it was very difficult to keep my mind pure. I kept telling myself, "I am a man of honor. I am a fucking samurai. Do not have pervy thoughts!" But when I'd let her pass into side control, I could almost imagine us snuggling up on the couch watching Netflix. When I let her get to mount, I almost didn't want to escape.

I should really just ask her on a date.
The resetera dating thread is that way.

This isn't a fight you want, breh.
Tiggered just like a ree member.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2018, 10:03:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/SN6YDsc.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 08, 2018, 03:35:49 AM
Things happened but then things didn’t happen and I’m here like, fuck it, all I need is my daughter and my cat.

:shaq2

:idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2018, 03:38:24 AM
get a donkey  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2018, 04:15:15 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 08, 2018, 03:35:49 AM
Things happened but then things didn’t happen and I’m here like, fuck it, all I need is my daughter and my cat.

:shaq2

:idont

Quote from: riotous on September 22, 2018, 04:59:39 PM
Man, hang in there buddy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 08, 2018, 11:36:31 AM
Was chatting with some friends this weekend, a lot of them are single women. They started talking about the worst come on lines. I was like "Oh, oh oh! I have you all beat!" They didn't believe me then I dropped, "So, uh, you like being choked during sex?"

Drinks were spat, laughter was raucous and I won that round.

Couldn't have done it without you Kermit!

:wow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 08, 2018, 04:04:12 PM
“That’s bad at flirting” should also be added
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 08, 2018, 04:28:34 PM
Atra kinda vanished. I wonder what he did.

Did he cry or something?

In other news- there was a girl today at the gym that was so goddamn sexy. wow. I'd let her take a dump on my chest.

It's shitty that the gym is the worst place to pick up girls, you'd think it wouldn't be like that but it is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 12, 2018, 08:07:28 PM
I wish I was never a pussy chaser. It has practically derailed my life. Instead of focusing on me, self-improvement, doing what I want, i always end up chasing tail instead and to a bad end.

I have to sit down and ask myself what I really want out of life. All my friends that got married seem to have accomplished a lot more, precisely because they are married and not chasing ass. But then again I feel like what is the point after? If you don't chase anymore what the hell is the point of actually wanting to make more money? Why not just sit playing vidya games? It could also be worse - you could be married with 2 kids and a mortgage and the bitch cheat on you like what just happened to a guy I've known since middle school (that poor bastard).

Sigh....


Atra, anything you want to get off your chest? 

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 12, 2018, 08:14:09 PM
Atra musta slipped into some bad pussy. Wasnt he gettin in on posum girl?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 12, 2018, 08:15:43 PM
I didn’t even try to do tinder on my business trip. Everyday I got off work filthy and tired and just didn’t have it in me. Wife better watch out when I get back, I got that store up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 12, 2018, 08:16:50 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 12, 2018, 08:15:43 PM
I didn’t even try to do tinder on my business trip. Everyday I got off work filthy and tired and just didn’t have it in me. Wife better watch out when I get back, I got that store up
Your wife lets you smash when you are out of town? Damn.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 12, 2018, 08:14:09 PM
Atra musta slipped into some bad pussy. Wasnt he gettin in on posum girl?
I think he wigged out on a broad while he was high. He won't say though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 12, 2018, 08:20:23 PM
Marry a hippy, breh 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 13, 2018, 12:03:13 AM
If you need a reason to want more money :ufup somewhere. :money
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 13, 2018, 05:45:43 PM
my 'friends with benefits' in this town cut me off and prohibited me from talking to any of her guy friends now. I'm friendless in this bitch. this sucks.

I kept it from her that I was in a relationship, cuz I knew she'd get like this. I tried to sneak it as long as I could but then she got drunk and started trying to make moves......

she is a great person, great fun to hang out with and she has all kinds of connections and interesting people. this sucks.

now what.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 13, 2018, 05:46:34 PM
why'd she cut you off
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 13, 2018, 05:49:27 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on October 13, 2018, 05:46:34 PM
why'd she cut you off
she thought I came back in contact with her because I was interested again or something? I dunno. she was rambling and all pissed off.

she got fat. even if I did want to see her to 'bang' or whatever I wouldn't. she's really short and she added a solid 20lb to her frame, she looks NOT good and I think she knows it so she's super bitter.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 13, 2018, 06:59:42 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 13, 2018, 05:52:59 PM
I mean if one broad can cut you off you weren't really friends with anyone breh
oh for sure, you gotta remember I come and go I don't know these people that well.


it's mainly 'go out to drink' friends
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 13, 2018, 11:15:58 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 12, 2018, 08:07:28 PM
I wish I was never a pussy chaser. It has practically derailed my life. Instead of focusing on me, self-improvement, doing what I want, i always end up chasing tail instead and to a bad end.

I have to sit down and ask myself what I really want out of life. All my friends that got married seem to have accomplished a lot more, precisely because they are married and not chasing ass. But then again I feel like what is the point after? If you don't chase anymore what the hell is the point of actually wanting to make more money? Why not just sit playing vidya games? It could also be worse - you could be married with 2 kids and a mortgage and the bitch cheat on you like what just happened to a guy I've known since middle school (that poor bastard).

Sigh....


Atra, anything you want to get off your chest? 

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:doge
[close]
Cart horse and all that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 14, 2018, 04:50:41 AM
Was stumbling across old songs I grew up on and this brought me back and hurts just as much as it did when I was 16 having relationship issues,

https://youtu.be/WS3Lkc6Gzlk

Basically what inspired my hopeless romantic emo phase as a teenager. Listening to it now makes me want to be like that again, but it's also sorta soul crushing at 37  :'(
I always related a lot to Kermit as a kid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 14, 2018, 05:09:45 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 14, 2018, 08:34:44 AM
Cart, horse and all that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 14, 2018, 11:00:27 AM
I wouldn’t judge compatibility on your hobbies. If you want to talk about a superficial connection, that perfectly defines it IMO. Connections are based more on basic values and personality compatibility. Get out of your comfort zone and let people into yours. That’s how we grow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 14, 2018, 12:53:12 PM
If someone's willing to try new things then it doesn't matter if you share the same interests on the front end. If they're not then yeah it matters (especially for people with finite spare time); you might roll that up into "basic values" though, I don't know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 14, 2018, 03:19:11 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 14, 2018, 12:34:00 AM
Seems like you are just making excuses for where you are in life; because the idea of being a "pussy chaser" somehow limiting you is kind of ridiculous Assi.  It's not like it really takes up that much time;  also being successful makes that chase so much easier so you really fucked that idea up in general lol.
yeah..... I need a reevaluation right now
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 14, 2018, 04:18:54 PM
Quote from: Kara on October 14, 2018, 12:53:12 PM
If someone's willing to try new things then it doesn't matter if you share the same interests on the front end. If they're not then yeah it matters (especially for people with finite spare time); you might roll that up into "basic values" though, I don't know.

Since I think all the replies are talking about the same person, she's been upfront that she literally does not like the things I'm into and will never go to anything I do with my friends. Like I think that's kinda a deal breaker. I'm up to learn dancing or surf lessons are whatever.

Any while I agree on personalities, at 37 I've done enough dating with enough people to notice that if there isn't a single thing in common, it's not going anywhere. Like people in general are usually into about a dozen different interests in life. I find I click the most when there is at least one crossing interest. Like that gal I described above who I met in London. She's super religious and for 99% of things we have nothing in common, but we had an amazing day (and she said so as well) that we spent together doing things non-stop and have been talking ever since. But the point that actually got us connecting after initial shallow chit-chat was when I asked her about her DSLR and we started talking about photography and we really connected. I need one thing in common with someone to open up a deeper connection, which is what I've noticed over the decades.

Unless you just think each other are hot and wanna fuck, but that's really not my thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 14, 2018, 05:00:32 PM
When you're in an actual relationship the majority of shit you'll do together is cooking, watching movies, and hopefully a lot of fucking, so an intersection of hobbies isn't a big deal breaker per se. This is just something that depends on the person, what you want out of your relationship, etc.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 14, 2018, 05:54:53 PM
It's something you appreciate when you've had it, yeah.

I was speaking in general, Bebpo. You know how to do you and I know that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 14, 2018, 07:38:30 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 14, 2018, 04:18:54 PM
Quote from: Kara on October 14, 2018, 12:53:12 PM
If someone's willing to try new things then it doesn't matter if you share the same interests on the front end. If they're not then yeah it matters (especially for people with finite spare time); you might roll that up into "basic values" though, I don't know.

Since I think all the replies are talking about the same person, she's been upfront that she literally does not like the things I'm into and will never go to anything I do with my friends. Like I think that's kinda a deal breaker. I'm up to learn dancing or surf lessons are whatever.

Any while I agree on personalities, at 37 I've done enough dating with enough people to notice that if there isn't a single thing in common, it's not going anywhere. Like people in general are usually into about a dozen different interests in life. I find I click the most when there is at least one crossing interest. Like that gal I described above who I met in London. She's super religious and for 99% of things we have nothing in common, but we had an amazing day (and she said so as well) that we spent together doing things non-stop and have been talking ever since. But the point that actually got us connecting after initial shallow chit-chat was when I asked her about her DSLR and we started talking about photography and we really connected. I need one thing in common with someone to open up a deeper connection, which is what I've noticed over the decades.

Unless you just think each other are hot and wanna fuck, but that's really not my thing.
If I were you I'd be much more interested in why I feel this way than just accepting it. Just sayin' :trumps

My wife and I are more different than we are alike and that's what makes us work. We take strengths in the differences rather than annoyances.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 14, 2018, 11:01:28 PM
My girlfriend's a lot more outdoorsy than myself (I'm like a mole, lol), but we make it work. She gets me out of my comfort zone and actually gets me off my lazy ass to exercise. The big thing we have in common, hobby wise, is food - trying new restaurants and cuisines, cooking together, etc. I think it's good to be open to each other's interests, but at the end of the day, shared values are MUCH more important.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 14, 2018, 11:58:45 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 14, 2018, 05:26:19 PM
Spent most of my life not worrying about sharing hobbies, but at least always enjoyed some of the same movies and humor and shit as a bare minimum.

But being married to a girl with literally the exact same hobbies as me is pretty amazing I must say.  And same music and movies taste to boot.  I recommend it.
My wife and I overlap in terms of humor and general political alignment,  but that’s about it. Our hobbies and general interests diverge pretty sharply which I think is good, since it gives us things to explore together and with the kids.

Edit: following along the thread more an unwillingness to explore each other’s interests would be a deal breaker; part of being in a relationship is imo being outside yourself. I think that’s where the online dating thing gets people confused, I don’t want a 98% match. I think it would get boring.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 15, 2018, 06:05:52 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on October 14, 2018, 11:58:45 PM
Our hobbies and general interests diverge pretty sharply

Well except that one about overpopulating earth.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 15, 2018, 10:14:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1CvIT6i.jpg)

I hope there isn't any deeper significance with that "I suck at Jenga" comment.  :doge

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This is possum girl btw. We're just friends for the foreseeable future.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 15, 2018, 10:33:49 AM
I came to the conclusion that I shouldn't be shitting up the "minor inconvenience" thread with my relationship woes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 15, 2018, 10:35:32 AM
Atra came out? Finally! I knew it! :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 15, 2018, 10:39:57 AM
 :ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 15, 2018, 11:17:15 AM
hope you're treating yourself well atra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 15, 2018, 11:18:13 AM
Quote from: toku on October 15, 2018, 11:17:15 AM
hope you're treating yourself well atra
I'm trying my best.  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 15, 2018, 12:28:58 PM
are you going to spill the beans on that other night? come on. it's been enough time to get over the embarassment
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 15, 2018, 12:31:48 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 15, 2018, 12:28:58 PM
are you going to spill the beans on that other night? come on. it's been enough time to get over the embarassment
I was writing down my frustrations about tinder and how people keep on saying "it's just for sex" but I have yet to meet one girl off of there that was just looking to get banged and nothing else.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 15, 2018, 12:47:37 PM
You're supposed to say that you're mainly just there for an exclusive, sexual relationship since you're too busy for a serious one. Nothing wrong with being transparent, but it's understandable that some women feel uncomfortable laying their cards out at the beginning and wait for a guy to verbalize it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 15, 2018, 12:49:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 15, 2018, 12:31:48 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 15, 2018, 12:28:58 PM
are you going to spill the beans on that other night? come on. it's been enough time to get over the embarassment
I was writing down my frustrations about tinder and how people keep on saying "it's just for sex" but I have yet to meet one girl off of there that was just looking to get banged and nothing else.

Well, I've never met a girl JUST looking for sex. But girls on there are definitely looking to meet someone to 'bang' but like everything else it has to be the right person.

My first tinder experience with a Brazilian girl had the girl telling me (after a second date) not to take it the wrong way because 'she's not normally like this ' but she hadn't had sex in a while and it was always her thing to fuck a guy with a viking beard (this was before the beard thing was popular here, which was about 5 years after it became so in the states) .

We ended up dating for a few months. She was nice. I liked her. But yeah you can definitely find it, just don't be such a super sweet guy. You want to first be a guy they want to fuck before wanting to have you bring her flowers and chocolates and talk to her in a pooch voice.... ya know?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 15, 2018, 05:03:28 PM
I think I might have a strategy to get out of the friend-zone...

I've done this once already to possum girl but next time she asks me to hangout with her again I'm going to make it seem like I'm out on a date.

I won't tell her explicitly that it's a date (just to get her mind going) but it'll be heavily implied.  :doge

edit: or maybe I should tell her it's a date since last time I didn't.  :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 15, 2018, 05:34:26 PM
(http://pics.me.me/i-entered-the-friendzone-ut-alli-found-was-enemies-welcome-2570377.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 15, 2018, 06:16:55 PM
it's crazy how clothes can make such a big difference for a broad. you got the nice threads on, be it at the gym or out, it makes a huge difference.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 15, 2018, 06:33:23 PM
This is why I wear finely printed silks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 16, 2018, 12:05:54 PM
I just friend-zoned Zeinab. She seems too occupied with her job and other obligations to date and I'm not going to try & chase someone like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 16, 2018, 12:35:30 PM
what's with you and dating dude? Just lay pipe, worry about that shit after.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 16, 2018, 12:40:01 PM
Don’t get me started, Assi. :ltg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 16, 2018, 02:13:58 PM
When someone doesn’t respond back to me within 3 days it’s a sign they’re not really that into me or they’re too busy to be dating.

I can manage to squeeze out 1 text on my most busiest work days.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 16, 2018, 02:23:40 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 16, 2018, 02:20:38 PM
You just friendzoned a girl who ghosted you lol
:trumps

edit: nah, it’s even worse. She ghosted me while leaving me on read.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 16, 2018, 02:44:50 PM
Quote from: Dufus on October 16, 2018, 01:55:46 PM
> Regularly comes close to killing himself doing insane amount of work
> Complains his date "seems too occupied with her job"

bruh
Regurlary ties to bust people’s chops about dating.

Doesn’t try dating themselves.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 16, 2018, 03:06:30 PM
Even though I've been getting decent matches on Tinder and Bumble, talking with them is fine but I still have this girl from last month in my head.

I really think she was perfect for me.

Fml
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 16, 2018, 03:16:51 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on October 16, 2018, 03:06:30 PM
Even though I've been getting decent matches on Tinder and Bumble, talking with them is fine but I still have this girl from last month in my head.

I really think she was perfect for me.

Fml
thinking like this is the worst. I used to be be like this, I'd get temporarily infatuated with someone. It's distinguished mentally-challenged. The goal is numbers, play the numbers.

Enjoy yourselves, bang as much ass as you can, let the rest handle itself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 16, 2018, 03:47:57 PM
It's not like im worried I cant score or cant get dates

eh fuck it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 16, 2018, 03:51:56 PM
Just remember: there’s no such thing as “the one” or soulmates.

edit: for most people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 16, 2018, 08:58:28 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on October 16, 2018, 03:06:30 PM
Even though I've been getting decent matches on Tinder and Bumble, talking with them is fine but I still have this girl from last month in my head.

I really think she was perfect for me.

Fml
steal roses from her house to set the universe right
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 16, 2018, 09:02:43 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on October 16, 2018, 03:47:57 PM
It's not like im worried I cant score or cant get dates

eh fuck it

then what's the problem? love is overrated man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 16, 2018, 09:04:52 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 16, 2018, 09:02:43 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on October 16, 2018, 03:47:57 PM
It's not like im worried I cant score or cant get dates

eh fuck it

then what's the problem? love is overrated man.
(http://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2u5qz3OOf1qfjd5ao3_250.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 16, 2018, 09:06:09 PM
So as an experiment to see if women do value height as much as the liberal media would have you believe, I changed my height on Hinge to 6'3" (my actual height is 5'10". After "liking" about 100 or so females, it seems that this particular modification didn't seem to effect my rate of response whatsoever. I mean, I might have gotten like one or two more than I did previously, but that doesn't mean anything.

On the plus side, I guess now I know the X-factor in my situation isn't height.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 16, 2018, 09:06:20 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 16, 2018, 09:04:52 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 16, 2018, 09:02:43 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on October 16, 2018, 03:47:57 PM
It's not like im worried I cant score or cant get dates

eh fuck it

then what's the problem? love is overrated man.
(http://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2u5qz3OOf1qfjd5ao3_250.gif)
I meant to say "being in love" and thinking there is a 'one'
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 16, 2018, 09:10:51 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 16, 2018, 09:06:09 PM
So as an experiment to see if women do value height as much as the liberal media would have you believe, I changed my height on Hinge to 6'3" (my actual height is 5'10". After "liking" about 100 or so females, it seems that this particular modification didn't seem to effect my rate of response whatsoever. I mean, I might have gotten like one or two more than I did previously, but that doesn't mean anything. 

 5'10 to 6'3 won't be that big of a difference. There's a chart that shows you where you are at with the height and percentage of women approval.... I think 5'10 is already at around 90-95% and so there will be diminishing returns after about 6'1.  If you went from 5'6 to a 6 footer then yeah you'd probably see a considerable jump in match frequency. (this is assuming they actually read the profile which I don't know if they do)

Quote from: Oblivion on October 16, 2018, 09:06:09 PM

On the plus side, I guess now I know the X-factor in my situation isn't height.
I could've told you that one buddy  :gaben
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 16, 2018, 09:12:59 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 16, 2018, 09:06:09 PM
So as an experiment to see if women do value height as much as the liberal media would have you believe, I changed my height on Hinge to 6'3" (my actual height is 5'10". After "liking" about 100 or so females, it seems that this particular modification didn't seem to effect my rate of response whatsoever. I mean, I might have gotten like one or two more than I did previously, but that doesn't mean anything.

On the plus side, I guess now I know the X-factor in my situation isn't height.
Change it to 5' 5" and then report back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 16, 2018, 09:20:04 PM
This isn't a perfect experiment since Hinge might have already paired you with the people most likely to match with you based on their own heuristics. Not that that's necessarily accurate but if it wasn't, then you'd be getting paired with low-likelihood matches already, biasing your experiment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 17, 2018, 07:14:44 AM
This 5'10" nicca acting like he's a manlet. I'd say women only wanting 6' dudes is a lonely dude hyperbole. But they're certainly more reluctant to date below their height.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 17, 2018, 09:39:47 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 16, 2018, 09:06:09 PM
So as an experiment to see if women do value height as much as the liberal media would have you believe, I changed my height on Hinge to 6'3" (my actual height is 5'10". After "liking" about 100 or so females, it seems that this particular modification didn't seem to effect my rate of response whatsoever. I mean, I might have gotten like one or two more than I did previously, but that doesn't mean anything.

On the plus side, I guess now I know the X-factor in my situation isn't height.
According to okcupid data, there's not a huge boost after 5'10":
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-18w4WJQybHs/Us52eibsfWI/AAAAAAAAAUU/ZhWzibLwN7Q/s1600/kuva45.png)

This probably varies by female height:
(https://coffeemeetsbagel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/8-women-liking-men1.png)



So you dating pool isn't likely to be that much larger:
(https://pics.me.me/males-height-determinestheir-dating-pool-ie-0-of-women-said-they-11764196.png)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 17, 2018, 11:57:50 AM
Omg

@ my new job

In my training group there is this girl, 21 years old, mixed hindu and dutch heritage, looks like a goddamn Haley Dunphey clone with brownskin and a few tattoo's. But the eyes and the face is like wow

Too bad she only likes dark/brownskin guys.

 :-\


Btw im around 5 ft 10 or something I dunno I converted my cms
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 17, 2018, 12:00:17 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on October 16, 2018, 08:58:28 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on October 16, 2018, 03:06:30 PM
Even though I've been getting decent matches on Tinder and Bumble, talking with them is fine but I still have this girl from last month in my head.

I really think she was perfect for me.

Fml
steal roses from her house to set the universe right


haha lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 17, 2018, 12:23:33 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on October 17, 2018, 11:57:50 AM
Omg

@ my new job

In my training group there is this girl, 21 years old, mixed hindu and dutch heritage, looks like a goddamn Haley Dunphey clone with brownskin and a few tattoo's. But the eyes and the face is like wow

Too bad she only likes dark/brownskin guys.

 :-\


Btw im around 5 ft 10 or something I dunno I converted my cms
How do you know she only likes dark/brownskin guys?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 17, 2018, 12:24:59 PM
He asked "do you like being choked?" and she said "yes, but only by dark/brownskin guys."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 17, 2018, 12:25:28 PM
In other news: I’m trying to meet more women to drown out my infatuation for possum girl but man-o-man I haven’t felt this level of infatuation in such a long time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 17, 2018, 12:27:20 PM
I like how Flannel Boy always has the height stats on file.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 17, 2018, 12:41:49 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 17, 2018, 12:23:33 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on October 17, 2018, 11:57:50 AM
Omg

@ my new job

In my training group there is this girl, 21 years old, mixed hindu and dutch heritage, looks like a goddamn Haley Dunphey clone with brownskin and a few tattoo's. But the eyes and the face is like wow

Too bad she only likes dark/brownskin guys.

 :-\


Btw im around 5 ft 10 or something I dunno I converted my cms
How do you know she only likes dark/brownskin guys?  :doge

Well since nobody knew anyone in this group, she was walking alone I just introduced myself and she bummed a cig off me. During the day she sat next to me and we talked for awhile, then went outside for lunch again, she got a call by some dude I dunno she was telling me about him afterwards she was like ohh yea I had a huge crush on him but he didn't want me blabla. Then she said she likes to go out to clubs but not to clubs with moroccans and antillians because they are fucking annoying according to her, but then she did say she has a thing for like dark/tinted guys. I asked her if she had ever went out with a regular dutch guy and she was like uhh no actually I never have lol

Yea this is the type of guy she goes for lol ( she showed me a pic of the guy in question )

(https://data.whicdn.com/images/189054389/superthumb.jpg?t=1436922757)

Just searched for a random brown skin muscled guy because that's what the dude looked like.

Yea I have absolutaly no chance with her  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

But nice to look at that's for sure ( the girl. not the guy lol )


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 17, 2018, 02:06:05 PM
I'd tell her to lower her standards.  ::)

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Don't tell her that.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 17, 2018, 02:39:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 17, 2018, 02:06:05 PM
I'd tell her to lower her standards.  ::)

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Don't tell her that.
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But if you have to, tell her with roses.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 17, 2018, 02:51:39 PM
I re-made Tinder and had run-in with a Nice Guy. After chatting for a bit I didn't reply for half a day, so he started begging and shit, even said "I'm really nice, I promise!".

Pretty sure if I hadn't unmatched him, his next message would've been "You ugly anyway, bitch". :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 17, 2018, 02:53:22 PM
All men are desperate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 17, 2018, 03:18:13 PM
Speaking of desperate, my brain has been coming up with schemes about asking other women I'm friends with to pretend that they're dating me so I can make possum girl jealous and want me more.  :doge

Also, Val, if you're ever in my neck of the woods we should totally hang out. You'd make possum girl super duper jealous.   8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on October 17, 2018, 03:19:56 PM
Quote from: Raist on October 17, 2018, 02:39:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 17, 2018, 02:06:05 PM
I'd tell her to lower her standards.  ::)

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Don't tell her that.
[close]

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But if you have to, tell her with roses.
[close]

Or just have a big bank account.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 17, 2018, 04:09:30 PM
I just noticed Nabbis' avatar and roflmao :dead :dead

Also, MM/Atra... please quit it - oneitis just isn't a good mindset to be in. Just keep on matching with new people and don't compare them with the idealized version of your crush that exists entirely in your head.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 17, 2018, 04:55:17 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 17, 2018, 02:51:39 PM

Pretty sure if I hadn't unmatched him, his next message would've been "You ugly anyway, bitch". :lol
Then why chat with the guy at all?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 17, 2018, 05:13:57 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 17, 2018, 04:55:17 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 17, 2018, 02:51:39 PM

Pretty sure if I hadn't unmatched him, his next message would've been "You ugly anyway, bitch". :lol
Then why chat with the guy at all?
Dude seemed cool at first, we like the same stuff.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 17, 2018, 05:16:45 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 17, 2018, 05:13:57 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 17, 2018, 04:55:17 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 17, 2018, 02:51:39 PM

Pretty sure if I hadn't unmatched him, his next message would've been "You ugly anyway, bitch". :lol
Then why chat with the guy at all?
Dude seemed cool at first, we like the same stuff.
and then?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on October 17, 2018, 05:24:02 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 17, 2018, 02:51:39 PM
I re-made Tinder and had run-in with a Nice Guy. After chatting for a bit I didn't reply for half a day, so he started begging and shit, even said "I'm really nice, I promise!".

 :dead

 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 17, 2018, 07:34:42 PM
I'm really nice, I promise!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 17, 2018, 07:42:12 PM
Basically the key to getting a date or laid is to act like your date’s lethargic father that never gave them enough attention and approval when they were little.

#DaddyIssues  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 17, 2018, 07:47:37 PM
I'll have to yell "I'm really nice, I promise!" Next time a mistakenly dump in a hookups vajoo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 17, 2018, 07:53:52 PM
Quote from: naff on October 17, 2018, 05:24:02 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 17, 2018, 02:51:39 PM
I re-made Tinder and had run-in with a Nice Guy. After chatting for a bit I didn't reply for half a day, so he started begging and shit, even said "I'm really nice, I promise!".

 :dead

 :lol


And this is why some of us treat  females like the dirty pigs they are

and they fall for it.   :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 17, 2018, 08:04:55 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 17, 2018, 07:56:33 PM
STFU and set your fantasy lineup.
when you answer my questions in the NFL thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 17, 2018, 08:28:10 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 17, 2018, 08:18:33 PM
Is Assi really white knighting for desperate annoying guys?
Every guy is 'annoying' when the girl loses interest.

But when she gets piped by some fuckboy and then not talked to again she'll cry. And the cycle will continue.

See, friends, the difference when a guy does it is that a guy won't talk bad about the girl. He'll simply lose interest, and move on without laughing at her frustration or emotional outbursts. Women tend to laugh, gossip to her friends  "omg he's so creepy"

A guy is like "yeah, I burned her, I feel bad for her but whatever"


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on October 17, 2018, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on October 17, 2018, 09:39:47 AM

According to okcupid data, there's not a huge boost after 5'10":
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-18w4WJQybHs/Us52eibsfWI/AAAAAAAAAUU/ZhWzibLwN7Q/s1600/kuva45.png)


fyi i am 6'6".

hmu guys (send nudes)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 17, 2018, 11:39:08 PM
"I'm really nice, I promise" and "Do you like being choked during sex?" This thread would have gotten me so laid while I was single.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 17, 2018, 11:56:20 PM
As an aside, pick up lines have the same relationship to creepy vs wanted in direct relation to the looks/desirability of who is saying it.

My bro is one those guys who can get away with anything. I literally saw him walk up to a woman he'd never met before and said, "Wow! Are those real?!" And not only got away with it, he got her number.  Any one else would've gotten a slap at best. But, eh, it don't matter if you got the looks to pull it off. So in retrospect, Kramit's failure wasn't one of ineptitude, it was just not being good looking enough to pull it off.
 :bluesteel
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 18, 2018, 12:26:04 AM
My best friend loves scummy dudes, and complained to me how tame her newest boyfriend is just because he doesn’t treat her like shit. She says it makes the sex too vanilla. :lol

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 18, 2018, 02:08:31 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 17, 2018, 07:14:44 AM
This 5'10" nicca acting like he's a manlet. I'd say women only wanting 6' dudes is a lonely dude hyperbole. But they're certainly more reluctant to date below their height.

Well, i didn't think that was the main cause, and I'm pretty comfortable where I am, and don't think it's had much of an impact overall for me. I just did it as a curiosity thing more than anything.

Quote from: Flannel Boy on October 17, 2018, 09:39:47 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 16, 2018, 09:06:09 PM
So as an experiment to see if women do value height as much as the liberal media would have you believe, I changed my height on Hinge to 6'3" (my actual height is 5'10". After "liking" about 100 or so females, it seems that this particular modification didn't seem to effect my rate of response whatsoever. I mean, I might have gotten like one or two more than I did previously, but that doesn't mean anything.

On the plus side, I guess now I know the X-factor in my situation isn't height.


So you dating pool isn't likely to be that much larger:
(https://pics.me.me/males-height-determinestheir-dating-pool-ie-0-of-women-said-they-11764196.png)

That's a pretty big jump, yo! You go from 77% to near 100%!

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 16, 2018, 09:12:59 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 16, 2018, 09:06:09 PM
So as an experiment to see if women do value height as much as the liberal media would have you believe, I changed my height on Hinge to 6'3" (my actual height is 5'10". After "liking" about 100 or so females, it seems that this particular modification didn't seem to effect my rate of response whatsoever. I mean, I might have gotten like one or two more than I did previously, but that doesn't mean anything.

On the plus side, I guess now I know the X-factor in my situation isn't height.
Change it to 5' 5" and then report back.

So I go from a 99% no response rate to 100%?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on October 18, 2018, 04:55:03 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 17, 2018, 11:56:20 PM
As an aside, pick up lines have the same relationship to creepy vs wanted in direct relation to the looks/desirability of who is saying it.

My bro is one those guys who can get away with anything. I literally saw him walk up to a woman he'd never met before and said, "Wow! Are those real?!" And not only got away with it, he got her number.  Any one else would've gotten a slap at best. But, eh, it don't matter if you got the looks to pull it off. So in retrospect, Kramit's failure wasn't one of ineptitude, it was just not being good looking enough to pull it off.
 :bluesteel

Yeah, women go bananas over extremely hot guys even more than dudes go for women. The bar is just much more higher for guys, most decent(basic) women are deemed disproportionately attractive for some reason.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 18, 2018, 06:42:10 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on October 18, 2018, 04:55:03 AM
Yeah, women go bananas over extremely hot guys even more than dudes go for women. The bar is just much more higher for guys, most decent(basic) women are deemed disproportionately attractive for some reason.
For women, sex can result in a 9 month pregnancy and a potentially fatal birth. Men could, theoretically, impregnate several women a day, then duck the responsibility. Let's ignore STDs for the minute. :doge

Given the conditions we were handed, one sex being more choosey than the other only makes sense.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 18, 2018, 08:01:01 AM
One of my good friends from college did modeling work and it was interesting to see how women interacted with him on a daily basis.

Very nice guy, married his beautiful college girlfriend, makes fat bank, and has three kids.  Pretty much a perfect person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 18, 2018, 08:53:05 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 18, 2018, 12:26:04 AM
My best friend loves scummy dudes, and complained to me how tame her newest boyfriend is just because he doesn’t treat her like shit. She says it makes the sex too vanilla. :lol
Your best friend sounds awesome
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 05:36:11 PM
I don't know which is dumber - females that fall for stupid shit or dudes that don't do what is necessary for females to fall for stupid shit.

Had a talk with two guys at the gym today. Guy pulls out his phone and shows us his crazy tinder matches. Like tons. This guy is not even a decent looking guy, he's slightly below average at best. Yet, all these great matches. What gives?

He perfected taking pictures. And his selection of pics is top notch stuff.

1. pic with dog on the beach
2. pic with grandparents
3. dressed up pic with his bros from work (suit and tie)
4. Athletic pic with shirt off not looking at the camera (he may have been playing volleyball or something)

I mean the dude nailed it. But I cannot imagine girls not arriving at their date and saying "oh god ehhhh"

Girls fall for the dumbest fucking crap. They don't know what a guy will look like in person. They go more for the "look" and manipulation then what the guy may actually be like.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2018, 06:37:45 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 18, 2018, 12:26:04 AM
My best friend loves scummy dudes, and complained to me how tame her newest boyfriend is just because he doesn’t treat her like shit. She says it makes the sex too vanilla. :lol



Oh nooo, shes just gonna get hurt again and again. Mannnn. I'm sorry for my gender. Can I get her digits?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 07:02:36 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 18, 2018, 06:59:37 PM
Interesting that 5'9" is the tipping point. I thought 5'8" would be fine, but you're still under 50% there.

I'm 5'10" barefoot, but can claim 5'11" in shoes, so I'm looking at 90%? Seems about right.

A fit build can probably make up for a couple inches at the margins too.
Yeah I can claim solid 6ft with sneakers.

Sometimes being too fit, or in my case a bit too bulky looking, tends to make you look shorter than what you are.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 18, 2018, 07:36:13 PM
Well good to know my hopeless situation is backed up by science.

Pretty funny how most of you talk about how height isn’t important, but when the stats are postered are quick to post your relief of being in the upper echelon.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2018, 07:40:34 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 18, 2018, 07:36:13 PM
Well good to know my hopeless situation is backed up by science.

Pretty funny how most of you talk about how height isn’t important, but when the stats are postered are quick to post your relief of being in the upper echelon.

I'm 5'4 and was banging a 5'7 woman with big ol giantess titties for a while

(https://abload.de/img/best-believe-quotes-p22e4w.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=best-believe-quotes-p22e4w.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 08:53:27 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2018, 07:40:34 PM
I'm 5'4

you lie
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2018, 08:59:54 PM
Nope, but being Puerto Rican I get an innate +4" to percieved height charm advantage
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 18, 2018, 10:54:10 PM
It seems the only ones who have happy relationships in this thread are those who know how to fuck and how to make a buck.

I'm not saying that's all you need but Tinder, height, and everything else can be thrown away until you focus on those things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 18, 2018, 11:09:02 PM
If you can't get the pussy without the money then you shouldn't have it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 18, 2018, 11:58:05 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2018, 07:40:34 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 18, 2018, 07:36:13 PM
Well good to know my hopeless situation is backed up by science.

Pretty funny how most of you talk about how height isn’t important, but when the stats are postered are quick to post your relief of being in the upper echelon.

I'm 5'4 and was banging a 5'7 woman with big ol giantess titties for a while

(https://abload.de/img/best-believe-quotes-p22e4w.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=best-believe-quotes-p22e4w.jpg)
Yeah But did you meet this girl online?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 19, 2018, 12:03:37 AM
Rahx always knows how to clutch a bad vibe from the jaws of a good one
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 12:12:42 AM
Maybe, but I’m not the one posting graphs and subscribing to the height stufff.

I don’t think it’s true.

But I do think online dating is shit for people who don’t fit into a particular look. People are picky and think in a narrow specific way.

You’ll probably do a lot better outside of online dating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 19, 2018, 12:16:57 AM
Gonna send you a sweet wedding gift someday, Rah.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 12:23:49 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 12:12:42 AM
Maybe, but I’m not the one posting graphs and subscribing to the height stufff.

I don’t think it’s true.

But I do think online dating is shit for people who don’t fit into a particular look. People are picky and think in a narrow specific way.

You’ll probably do a lot better outside of online dating.
You're not wrong.

However, if you adjust a few things here and there it doesn't mean you can't meet someone cool.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 06:29:15 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 18, 2018, 11:58:05 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2018, 07:40:34 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 18, 2018, 07:36:13 PM
Well good to know my hopeless situation is backed up by science.

Pretty funny how most of you talk about how height isn’t important, but when the stats are postered are quick to post your relief of being in the upper echelon.

I'm 5'4 and was banging a 5'7 woman with big ol giantess titties for a while

(https://abload.de/img/best-believe-quotes-p22e4w.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=best-believe-quotes-p22e4w.jpg)
Yeah But did you meet this girl online?

Of course not but offline we're not made up purely of our physical stats splashed across a screen like a scarlet letter. That's why a bunch of us in here tell you to disconnect and get out in the world. Not necessarily to meet someone either but just exist in a place where it can happen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 06:42:31 AM
Ok?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 07:10:34 AM
I'm starting to think Rahx is just lazy. If he really wanted it he'd be out there finding a way instead of lamenting the injustices of e-dating. Blame yourself or God.

The hilarious thing is I'm obviously way shorter than you and I still fuck. Throw down the crutches and walk already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 07:18:01 AM
What the fuck are you people talking about? I’m the one saying the height stuff is whatever and online dating is shitty.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 07:34:56 AM
Quote from: Dufus on October 19, 2018, 06:52:07 AM
Rahx.. why the fuck are you arguing with someone who manages to get action despite not being all the things you think is necessary to get action.

Your negativity is getting ridiculous at this point.

Yes you have problems. But problems are for solving, yo.

Bless the fuck up.
Eh....I don't really know what you're talking about here. I'm not the one really arguing, nor did I say "you have to be this to get action". Again, I didn't post the graph stuff and make posts about "how thank god I'm this height and have this percentage of the dating pool open to me". So I really don't know why this is aimed at me. I did'nt post anything negative beyond pointing out how members here like to say "oh height dosen't matter while quickly pointing out how tall they are when stats like that get posted.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 19, 2018, 07:36:30 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 18, 2018, 11:09:02 PM
If you can't get the pussy without the money then you shouldn't have it

I'm not talking about using money to attract someone. I'm saying that it seems those who have a relationship where they feel sexually open but also have a career or duty that they dedicated a lot of time and effort to seems to be the combination that lets a couple find balance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 07:43:16 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 07:10:34 AM
I'm starting to think Rahx is just lazy. If he really wanted it he'd be out there finding a way instead of lamenting the injustices of e-dating. Blame yourself or God.
Lazy? Maybe. But if I was I don't think I would keep trying these things out. I don't know what I'm being lazy about though. I could probably find a way to take better pictures for my online profiles. I mean yes thats something I need to do and would maybe help. But at the end of the day I really don't like online dating. I feel it's pretty hard to vibe with and get to know someone. It's not a good way to get a feel and make a connection. At least not for someone with my personality. I like to slowly get comfortable with a person. Online dating throws them right at you and I feel you burn out of excitement with people much easier.

In real life there's currently no one who interests me, but I'm not really looking either so I guess I'm lazy. But upon reflection I know I've had some opportunties that I screwed up, but that dosen't mean eventually more wont show up. But I guess my problem is I'm just waiting, but I also don't know how you don't wait.

But it's hard to find a way out when you keep getting contradictory info, which was pretty much my point in this thread. Plenty of people are "oh height dosen't matter", but then quickly negate that by basically saying height is'nt an issue for them anyway because they are tall. It's why I find dating advice here beyond I guess "be a decent person" to be kind of useless. But even that advice can become messy.

I mean you have people like Assi giving advice here and most of it's pretty shitty, coated in some shitty women hating bro shit, but not 100% wrong.

But I don't think my lamenting of e-dating is wrong. Most of the posts here about height confirm that. Online dating is harder if you don't hit certain points. People are very checklist and specific about what they want. I don't think people are as discriminating about height as that okcupid graph would lead you to believe.


Quote
The hilarious thing is I'm obviously way shorter than you and I still fuck. Throw down the crutches and walk already.
Joking or not, you yourself said your ethnicity helped with your appeal giving you some advantage, just like those who are tall. So even you agree that physical aspects help with your appeal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 19, 2018, 07:53:08 AM
It confirms that people who use online dating are shallow, which is a "no shit" kind of thing, yeah.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 08:46:59 AM
Yeah it’s a no shit thing. But man online dating has been pretty shitty for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 10:01:36 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 07:43:16 AM
Lazy? Maybe. But if I was I don't think I would keep trying these things out. I don't know what I'm being lazy about though. I could probably find a way to take better pictures for my online profiles. I mean yes thats something I need to do and would maybe help. But at the end of the day I really don't like online dating. I feel it's pretty hard to vibe with and get to know someone. It's not a good way to get a feel and make a connection\
Everyone has given you different advice. You haven't chosen to take any of them.

Play with the cards you have been dealt with. It's that simple. Make it work. You have no other choice. Online dating is stacked against men, all men, not just you. So either you play the game correctly or lose. I'm not sure what you want.

Pictures matter a great deal on that shit. Thinking back to the pics I had on there when I was on it a few years ago...  like UGH wtf was I thinking!? . Take the right kind of pictures and it will go a long way. You'll already be above most dudes because guys hate taking pictures, and they are BAD AT IT.

Use online apps as a side thing. Entertain yourself. Don't take it too seriously. if you happen to get a random match you feel like going on a date with, awesome, if not, don't take it as a personal slap in the face from these women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 10:49:17 AM
I’ve taken and used plenty of advice from here. Some of it was good. Some of it was bad. Most of the bad comes from Assimilate which can be summed up as “hur hur women are stupid”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 10:49:17 AM
I’ve taken and used plenty of advice from here. Some of it was good. Some of it was bad. Most of the bad comes from Assimilate which can be summed up as “hur hur women are stupid”
Sigh, go fuck yourself then you goofy twerp.

Enjoy being an incel. I'm done.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 11:07:41 AM
(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/stop_dont_come_back_willy_wonka.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:10:44 AM
 :goldberg

guys help me women don't like me I can't get the women I want wahhh wahhhh wahhh wahh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 19, 2018, 11:15:35 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on October 19, 2018, 07:36:30 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 18, 2018, 11:09:02 PM
If you can't get the pussy without the money then you shouldn't have it

I'm not talking about using money to attract someone. I'm saying that it seems those who have a relationship where they feel sexually open but also have a career or duty that they dedicated a lot of time and effort to seems to be the combination that lets a couple find balance.
So what you're saying is that people that are mentally healthy tend to have healthy relationships? :ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 11:18:51 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:10:44 AM
:goldberg

guys help me women don't like me I can't get the women I want wahhh wahhhh wahhh wahh
I don’t recall asking for your help.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:24:09 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 11:18:51 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:10:44 AM
:goldberg

guys help me women don't like me I can't get the women I want wahhh wahhhh wahhh wahh
I don’t recall asking for your help.
You cry In here all the time you fucking incel. My mistake was not listening to Atra and entertaining your tears.

You don't get women you want because you're a little bitchboy. Once a girl sees you she thinks "I can kick this dudes ass" her pussy probably dries up instantly.

Sorry, scratch that, most girls probably get turned off simply by all your crying via text. They're probably sitting there thinking  "this guy needs a mommy, not a girlfriend"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 11:27:21 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 10:25:43 AM
When I was high as a kite last night I got smacked with the realization that I am the main obstacle to my own happiness and success.  :o  :doge

edit: I mean, that's kinda obvious but it became crystal clear to me last night.

Mainly, it's my fear of being judged/fear of failure/perfectionism that keeps me anchored to the "safe path".
Posting this here because it seems relevant.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 19, 2018, 11:33:57 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 11:27:21 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 10:25:43 AM
When I was high as a kite last night I got smacked with the realization that I am the main obstacle to my own happiness and success.  :o  :doge

edit: I mean, that's kinda obvious but it became crystal clear to me last night.

Mainly, it's my fear of being judged/fear of failure/perfectionism that keeps me anchored to the "safe path".
Posting this here because it seems relevant.
And you think you're special or somehow broken because of this? EVERYONE is the biggest obstacle to their own success.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:36:08 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 19, 2018, 11:33:57 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 11:27:21 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 10:25:43 AM
When I was high as a kite last night I got smacked with the realization that I am the main obstacle to my own happiness and success.  :o  :doge

edit: I mean, that's kinda obvious but it became crystal clear to me last night.

Mainly, it's my fear of being judged/fear of failure/perfectionism that keeps me anchored to the "safe path".
Posting this here because it seems relevant.
And you think you're special or somehow broken because of this? EVERYONE is the biggest obstacle to their own success.
This is true but you know it's something that most of us don't realize until you start talking about it with others. I wish I knew this was normal 10 years ago.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 11:38:50 AM
Weed makes me feel like a big child. So yes, I am "special" (when I'm high).  :-[  And broken when I'm not. :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 11:46:37 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:24:09 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 11:18:51 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:10:44 AM
:goldberg

guys help me women don't like me I can't get the women I want wahhh wahhhh wahhh wahh
I don’t recall asking for your help.
You cry In here all the time you fucking incel. My mistake was not listening to Atra and entertaining your tears.

You don't get women you want because you're a little bitchboy. Once a girl sees you she thinks "I can kick this dudes ass" her pussy probably dries up instantly.

Sorry, scratch that, most girls probably get turned off simply by all your crying via text. They're probably sitting there thinking  "this guy needs a mommy, not a girlfriend"
Its too bad filler isn’t here to like your douchebag posts. I know you’ll need the validation that your a big manly bro man soon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:49:33 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 11:46:37 AM

Its too bad filler isn’t here to like your douchebag posts. I know you’ll need the validation that your a big manly bro man soon
  Uh huh. Apparently you've been whining and crying about not being liked for years.

No need to step on you further.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 19, 2018, 11:51:29 AM
Quote from: Glen on October 18, 2018, 06:59:37 PM

A fit build can probably make up for a couple inches at the margins too.
You're not alone:
(https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/0*ZHqkmVyBZsqG69cg.png)

Quote from: Glen on October 18, 2018, 06:59:37 PM
A fit build can probably make up for a couple inches at the margins too.
Depends where the inches are coming from.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 11:51:52 AM
Yeah I use to shit up this forum and be the most disliked poster here.

Then you showed up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 11:53:09 AM
Have you smoked pot before Rahx?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 11:53:54 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 11:51:52 AM
Yeah I use to shit up this forum and be the most disliked poster here.

Then you showed up.
oh noooooossssssss people on the bore dislike me oh noooooo

now women won't like me  :doge

edit: I have a present for the bore coming up shortly. I'll know next week.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 12:06:27 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 19, 2018, 12:05:19 PM
When you tell people your height, it's.. your height.. not your height in shoes.
stfu riotous! we'll do what we want!

  :nothot


plus, bitches wear high heels to perk up their legs and ass, and wear makeup.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 12:07:19 PM
Whatever Assi. You’re trash and pathetic piece of shit human. You post here to flex some lame bravado that probably isn’t taken care of in real life because people there know you’re trash for fact. You post here in condescending ways to jack off your fragile and childish ego and you do it on a gaf spin off form where no one cares and you still come off as sad. The fact that your even engaging in a dumb argument with me when you said you were done is proof of how little you are.

I’m done and now I’ll join most of the bore and add you to ignore.
 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 12:10:54 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 12:07:19 PM
Whatever Assi. You’re trash and pathetic piece of shit human. You post here to flex some lame bravado that probably isn’t taken care of in real life because people there know you’re trash for fact. You post here in condescending ways to jack off your fragile and childish ego and you do it on a gaf spin off form where no one cares and you still come off as sad. The fact that your even engaging in a dumb argument with me when you said you were done is proof of how little you are.

I’m done and now I’ll join most of the bore and add you to ignore.
Exactly.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 19, 2018, 12:11:30 PM
Women say "I'm X foot Y in heels."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 12:23:05 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 12:10:54 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 12:07:19 PM
Whatever Assi. You’re trash and pathetic piece of shit human. You post here to flex some lame bravado that probably isn’t taken care of in real life because people there know you’re trash for fact. You post here in condescending ways to jack off your fragile and childish ego and you do it on a gaf spin off form where no one cares and you still come off as sad. The fact that your even engaging in a dumb argument with me when you said you were done is proof of how little you are.

I’m done and now I’ll join most of the bore and add you to ignore.
Exactly.
  :ohyou

People cared enough here to single you out as pretty shitty...

Pretty sad how easily your zen and nice guy crap falls apart. Almost as if it’s as much hot air as you are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 12:26:27 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 12:23:05 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 12:10:54 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 12:07:19 PM
Whatever Assi. You’re trash and pathetic piece of shit human. You post here to flex some lame bravado that probably isn’t taken care of in real life because people there know you’re trash for fact. You post here in condescending ways to jack off your fragile and childish ego and you do it on a gaf spin off form where no one cares and you still come off as sad. The fact that your even engaging in a dumb argument with me when you said you were done is proof of how little you are.

I’m done and now I’ll join most of the bore and add you to ignore.
Exactly.
  :ohyou

People cared enough here to single you out as pretty shitty...

Pretty sad how easily your zen and nice guy crap falls apart. Almost as if it’s as much hot air as you are.
I was trying to help you. You just took a dump on my help and you want me to be nice?

Da faq.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 12:59:52 PM
Less fighting more fucking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 01:02:49 PM
I’m sorry man, a lot of your advice comes off as “women are stupid, irrational, crazy, whatever” . All your posts always have a tinge if “don’t treat women like people. Treat them like the other, or this odd thing you’ve got to trick and trap”.

Like what was your one post about clothing. You couldn’t just leave it at “dress nice so you look like you care about yourself. Which is of course a good showing of confidence/self worth, caring about your appreance. You had to frame it as “man women are stupid and will easily fall for a nicely dressed guy”.

It’s like huh? And it ignores that men are no different. No matter how hot the girl is if she dresses like a slob and seems to not give a shit about herself I’m going to be turned off.

Or I guess maybe that kind of feminine thought doesn’t match with your worldview and I’m just a snowflake, but that’s what your posts come off as and they are of no value to me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 19, 2018, 02:11:01 PM
A man of honor or a fucking samurai (as enforcers of feudal rule samurai are ex officio honorless) wouldn't stoop to something so base as "I'm this tall when I'm wearing shoes because that sounds better."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 19, 2018, 05:01:30 PM
I always put 6’1” even tho I’m 6’1.6” barefoot. It’s better to surpass expectations
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 05:12:12 PM
I'm 5'11.5" (not joking) but I round up to 6' and just wear shoes all the time.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 19, 2018, 06:05:09 PM
If you want to lie about your height then go ahead and lie about your height. I think GS wants to be better than that kind of person is all.

A split the baby option is always, "I'm X foot Y in shoes." Some women won't give a shit and leave it at that. Some will press him for his actual height because that's Very Important  to them for whatever reason. Could even see it being read as a cheeky yet ally riff on women saying "I'm X foot Y in heels."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 19, 2018, 06:07:03 PM
I'm 5'5" and fuck some bitches on some occasions
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 06:32:02 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on October 19, 2018, 06:07:03 PM
I'm 5'5" and fuck some bitches on some occasions

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 19, 2018, 06:32:43 PM
When your parents rolled your character sheet they got a 10 in charisma and like a 7 to 9 in wisdom and intelligence though, Dmitri Dmitriyevich.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 06:39:10 PM
My cousin who's the same height as me wears elevator shoes. Its like that Seinfeld episode where Costanza gets a wig. They're ugly ass new balance looking ones too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 06:46:27 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 19, 2018, 06:41:19 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 19, 2018, 05:01:30 PM
I always put 6’1” even tho I’m 6’1.6” barefoot. It’s better to surpass expectations

I will thoroughly surpass expectations once the pants come off though.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 06:39:10 PM
My cousin who's the same height as me wears elevator shoes. Its like that Seinfeld episode where Costanza gets a wig. They're ugly ass new balance looking ones too.

There's also a Seinfeld where Kramer is friends with a little person actor who uses lifts to get an extra inch or two and gets ostracized by the little person community.

Oh man thats right :lol

And when George decides to only wear Timberlands to seem taller.

I personally embrace my shortness. I can lose weight fast as fuck, put on mass quickly, and look youthful at 33.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 19, 2018, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on October 19, 2018, 06:07:03 PM
I'm 5'5" and fuck some bitches on some occasions
You cute and nice tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 19, 2018, 07:10:25 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 06:32:02 PM
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(https://i.gifer.com/H5k.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 19, 2018, 07:13:51 PM
I am 5' 7" and have had sex with women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 07:39:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 11:53:09 AM
Have you smoked pot before Rahx?
Of course.

I don’t think I’m going to get som road to Damascusa moment from using it. I also already know what my problems are
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 09:23:12 PM
I’m at a coffee shop and a girl I right swiped on is working here (she didn’t right swipe me back or just never saw my profile).

Wat do? :doge

edit: Should I go up to her and say: “You look familiar. Have we met before?”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 09:36:22 PM
I’m not telling her I saw her on tinder.

(she had a pic of herself sitting bare assed on a toilet seat.  :doge )
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 09:41:10 PM
If she swiped on you then whats the problem? Say something. Valkyrie had a recent story about that and it seemed fine.

Since she did'nt...maybe don't.

Or just say whatever and go ahead and say something unless she really looks like she dosen't want to be bothered. Like headphones on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 09:45:08 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 19, 2018, 09:39:13 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 09:36:22 PM
(she had a pic of herself sitting bare assed on a toilet seat.  :doge )

Then why the hell do you even care? That's gross as hell. Don't give her a second (third?) thought.
A lot of other girls have taken that exact same photo and posted it on Instagram, Tumblr, Snapchat, and their Tinder profiles. It’s a bit of a trend amongst young 20 something hipster/hippie girls for some odd reason. :doge

edit: maybe they’re trying to dispel the myth that girls don’t poop.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 09:45:45 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 19, 2018, 09:43:04 PM
She's in her place of work and has no way to get away from unsolicited advances. Don't approach women in their place of work unless there's some very clear signal.
Fair point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 19, 2018, 01:02:49 PM
I’m sorry man, a lot of your advice comes off as “women are stupid, irrational, crazy, whatever” . All your posts always have a tinge if “don’t treat women like people. Treat them like the other, or this odd thing you’ve got to trick and trap”.

Like what was your one post about clothing. You couldn’t just leave it at “dress nice so you look like you care about yourself. Which is of course a good showing of confidence/self worth, caring about your appreance. You had to frame it as “man women are stupid and will easily fall for a nicely dressed guy”.

It’s like huh? And it ignores that men are no different. No matter how hot the girl is if she dresses like a slob and seems to not give a shit about herself I’m going to be turned off.

Or I guess maybe that kind of feminine thought doesn’t match with your worldview and I’m just a snowflake, but that’s what your posts come off as and they are of no value to me.
I'm not sure if you have noticed that I exaggerate, ya?

I call them 'stupid' because they're irrational. And despite what you may believe it is a game even if you are not playing it. There are a set of standards you have to abide by. Only a few humans on this planet can break those standards, or patterns of being.

Guys won't fall for a girl really nicely dressed that isn't good looking. A woman will like a guy even if he isn't good looking naturally, but because he just has that 'look'. There is a difference.

Quote from: Glen on October 19, 2018, 09:39:13 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 09:36:22 PM
(she had a pic of herself sitting bare assed on a toilet seat.  :doge )

Then why the hell do you even care? That's gross as hell. Don't give her a second (third?) thought.
this is something girls do in their early to mid 20s. don't know why but they do it. I've had hot girls, like smoking hot girls at one point think that was a cool thing to show. it happens. don't judge them for it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 09:49:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 09:36:22 PM
I’m not telling her I saw her on tinder.

(she had a pic of herself sitting bare assed on a toilet seat.  :doge )

Pull an MM and ask if shes into watersports before you even learn her favorite color
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 19, 2018, 09:56:38 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 19, 2018, 09:43:04 PM
She's in her place of work and has no way to get away from unsolicited advances. Don't approach women in their place of work unless there's some very clear signal.
*thinks hard about his own place of work*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 10:00:41 PM
Atra, how many guy friends do you have? It's so much easier picking up girls with a wingman or even in groups of 3. You need guy friends to pick up girls. It's so much easier to do this. Fuck the online game. it's annoying that I'm lacking guy friends around here or else I'd be out all the time.

The online game will only net you a girl below or at your level, usually never above but in person out and about you can end up with a catch you would never pull online.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 10:04:28 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 10:00:41 PM
Atra, how many guy friends do you have? It's so much easier picking up girls with a wingman or even in groups of 3. You need guy friends to pick up girls. It's so much easier to do this. Fuck the online game.

It's annoying that I'm lacking guy friends around here or else I'd be out all the time.
2 local ones that I hangout with once or twice a month. But they’re kinda lone wolves like me. And my brother but he’s a big nerd and just hangs out with his big group of nerds (guys & gals). And I don’t really have a whole lot in common with my brother’s friend group.

So yeah. I do need more guy friends, for sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 10:08:15 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 10:04:28 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 10:00:41 PM
Atra, how many guy friends do you have? It's so much easier picking up girls with a wingman or even in groups of 3. You need guy friends to pick up girls. It's so much easier to do this. Fuck the online game.

It's annoying that I'm lacking guy friends around here or else I'd be out all the time.
2 local ones that I hangout with once or twice a month. But they’re kinda lone wolves like me. And my brother but he’s a big nerd and just hangs out with his big group of nerds (guys & gals). I don’t really have a whole lot in common with my brother’s friend group.

So yeah. I do need more guy friends, for sure.
nerds are good, they don't have to be suave you just need a dude there you can bullshit with and hope a group of girls or two pop up to talk to.

You don't want to go out with a dude that you know pulls more girls than you though . A good option is an outgoing guy with money, preferably worse looking than you lol.

Either way it's better than lone wolving it (though I've had success like this but only when I'm truly an out of towner) because at the end of the night if nothing happened at least you chilled out and had a good time with your friend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 10:09:23 PM
Fuck that, l say lean into your inner Patrick Bateman
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 10:19:49 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 19, 2018, 10:16:30 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 10:09:23 PM
Fuck that, l say lean into your inner Patrick Bateman

Says the scat fetishist.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 19, 2018, 11:39:17 PM
Fuck, come on atra, you didn't even ask her if she liked being choked during sex. No wonder you aren't getting laid
 
I bet you didn't even promise her you were a nice guy

:picard
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 19, 2018, 11:48:32 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 19, 2018, 11:15:35 AM
So what you're saying is that people that are mentally healthy tend to have healthy relationships? :ohhh

Barefoot height graphs.

Bare-assed girls on toilets.

Barely time to chase perfection man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 20, 2018, 10:09:21 AM
Okay, this is a first. I matched with a girl last night that just has “dtf” in her bio.

Now what?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 20, 2018, 10:25:56 AM
Don’t bring anything valuable so that way when you get robbed, there’s nothing to steal
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 20, 2018, 10:27:31 AM
Just your hopes and dreams for love and acceptance
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 20, 2018, 01:35:07 PM
Possum girl is inviting me out again.

 :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 20, 2018, 01:37:24 PM
So go, you dipshit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 20, 2018, 01:39:13 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on October 20, 2018, 01:37:24 PM
So go, you dipshit
I’m going.

This will sound cliche & beta-cuckish but I feel whole when I’m with her.  Even if we’re just friends.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 20, 2018, 01:42:49 PM
I think what you're experiencing is that your life sucks and someone is making it better, so you're shocked by the difference in QOL when you have meaningful friendships that expand your own life positively. Been there, it does suck, but just relax and enjoy being around her, and eventually you won't feel like a starving kid in a deli.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 20, 2018, 01:43:56 PM
*clichéd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 20, 2018, 01:53:19 PM
cliche [sic]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 20, 2018, 02:54:22 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/KbnhegU.jpg)

 :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 20, 2018, 02:54:51 PM
blessed up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 20, 2018, 03:02:37 PM
Don't forget this time atra. Choke. Sex.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2018, 03:08:45 PM
This gon be you early in the morning after her unshaved vag puts you to sleep

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And three hearts? Its going down in the underground
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 20, 2018, 03:30:23 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on October 20, 2018, 01:42:49 PM
I think what you're experiencing is that your life sucks and someone is making it better, so you're shocked by the difference in QOL when you have meaningful friendships that expand your own life positively. Been there, it does suck, but just relax and enjoy being around her, and eventually you won't feel like a starving kid in a deli.
Eh, let him have this. Sometimes if you want to have that firey passionate love you gotta throw yourself into it without abandon. Sure, 9 out of 10 times it'll lead to devastation, but you'll learn and more than that, if you happen to get that elusive 1/10 well...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 20, 2018, 03:33:19 PM
she said she wasn't interested in him like that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 20, 2018, 03:35:32 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on October 20, 2018, 03:33:19 PM
she said she wasn't interested in him like that
Shhhh! How are supposed to be entertained here if you keep ruining it!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2018, 03:37:47 PM
Derp I guess I gotta brush up on possum girl lore. Dont do this to yourself Atra if you find youre digging her more than just a friend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 20, 2018, 03:51:31 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 20, 2018, 03:02:37 PM
Don't forget this time atra. Choke. Sex.

And then roses.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 20, 2018, 04:26:27 PM
My last girlfriend, who I was in a relationship with for two years, accused me of digging so far deep into the friend zone that I came out the other side into the relationship zone, so it's possible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 20, 2018, 04:34:55 PM
It is well known my wife initially friendzoned me with the fury of a thousand sun's. Now we're the happiest married couple we know. It is possible to escape.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 20, 2018, 04:52:20 PM
I fucked several girls I knew in high school who wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole when I was a fat dork cut from the ResetEra cloth but fucked me when I lost the weight, hit the gym hard, and wasn't afraid to get laid.

People change.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 20, 2018, 04:53:46 PM
Jeez, just fucking go and have a good time Atra. Tune this stuff out.

Maybe an opportunity will present itself to undo your first date fuck up and maybe it won't and you'll just have a pleasant time getting girl drink drunk with someone you enjoy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 20, 2018, 06:28:58 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on October 20, 2018, 01:42:49 PM
I think what you're experiencing is that your life sucks and someone is making it better, so you're shocked by the difference in QOL when you have meaningful friendships that expand your own life positively. Been there, it does suck, but just relax and enjoy being around her, and eventually you won't feel like a starving kid in a deli.

Isn't QOL a type of gatcha system or something? I always see that term mentioned in gatcha and games-as-a-service titles.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 20, 2018, 06:29:40 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 20, 2018, 06:12:48 PM
Okay, so I read through the Melizza chapters from a few weeks ago. Still don't get why she's called Possum Girl, but I may have just missed that particular post.

One of her profile pics was literally her holding an opossum.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 20, 2018, 06:44:41 PM
Atra, you should try to make her think you're gay.

It worked out pretty well for Kick-Ass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 20, 2018, 07:10:48 PM
I recommend getting hammered with a many people as possible. You never know whose bed you wake up at 3 am when ya got to pee. Maybe it leads to watersports too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 07:23:35 PM
Quote from: Kara on October 20, 2018, 06:29:40 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 20, 2018, 06:12:48 PM
Okay, so I read through the Melizza chapters from a few weeks ago. Still don't get why she's called Possum Girl, but I may have just missed that particular post.

One of her profile pics was literally her holding an opossum.

Why is she not Opossum Girl?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 20, 2018, 08:21:11 PM
Quote from: Raist on October 20, 2018, 06:44:41 PM
Atra, you should try to make her think you're gay.

It worked out pretty well for Kick-Ass.
I brought up RuPaul’s drag race when the subject of drag came up. That’s got to count for something.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 20, 2018, 08:26:26 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 20, 2018, 04:29:03 PM
Is this the girl who had the gay roommate who hovered around to make sure Atra didn’t get too familiar?

Possum Girl I mean.

Also why is she called that? Does she keep a possum as a pet?
Yes she has a possum but it’s more of a rescue animal than a pet. It lives on her sealed off front porch.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 20, 2018, 08:43:26 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on October 20, 2018, 04:26:27 PM
My last girlfriend, who I was in a relationship with for two years, accused me of digging so far deep into the friend zone that I came out the other side into the relationship zone, so it's possible.
The thing about the "friend zone" is that one must acknowledge the lack of sincerity, of honesty, on the part of the friendzoned petitioner. The friend zone is not restricted to males. The consistently dishonest element is the petitioner wants more than what they're asking. "Let's be friends!" when what they want is a romantic relationship, or sex.

The friend zone is occupied by false friends. Real friends want the people they care about to be happy. Friend zone occupants are selfish.

But people can change. When one finally gives up on all the ulterior motives and focuses on helping the person out of genuine care, that's being a friend — and the relationship can also change.


Quote from: Exodust on October 20, 2018, 08:29:00 PM
That can be you if you keep trying.
:rofl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 20, 2018, 09:34:35 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 20, 2018, 07:23:35 PM
Why is she not Opossum Girl?

Because people be lazy af.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM
God, I love her (as a friend).  :doge

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 21, 2018, 02:03:47 AM
sweet dreams prince
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 21, 2018, 02:07:16 AM
I love you Atra, we all do and I hope you find what you're seeking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 21, 2018, 05:21:12 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM
God, I love her (as a friend).  :doge

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.  :doge
Man I’m so jealous(aren’t I always) MDA stuff is so fun. You feel so comfortable
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 21, 2018, 05:36:02 AM
Man I wish I was on drugs or drunk 24/7. It’s the only time o come close to unlocking my actual confident and just comfortable self. I mean it’s not 100% as I still don’t feel like approaching women but when I’m drunk or on something it’s the only time I realize I’m actually an aweomse person at least somewhat.

Orheerwise I live a lonely and sexless life.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on October 21, 2018, 11:46:46 AM
Rahx, have you considered that you have depression? It kinds sounds to me that you should go to a psychiatrist and see what he thinks about your issues. It's not nearly always the stereotypical "my mood is low and apathetic" thing but can manifest in other ways.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 01:58:58 PM
Oh yeah, I got to meet possum girl's mom briefly (at her mom's house) for dinner last night.

That has to be a good sign, right?  :doge

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 21, 2018, 02:52:57 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 01:58:58 PM
Oh yeah, I got to meet possum girl's mom briefly (at her mom's house) for dinner last night.

That has to be a good sign, right?  :doge

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Of course she did. She has to show her who she loves...as a brother.  :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 21, 2018, 02:56:46 PM
[banjo intensifies]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 21, 2018, 04:06:46 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 04:18:33 PM
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No way, Jose.  :snob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 21, 2018, 04:33:14 PM
Better brush up on your "bored siblings" roleplaying scenarios mah dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 21, 2018, 06:22:57 PM
What did you say to her when she sent you nudes, Atra?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 07:01:29 PM
Quote from: Kara on October 21, 2018, 06:22:57 PM
What did you say to her when she sent you nudes, Atra?
We were talking about tumblr and how it’s like a modern day scrap book (and also chocked full of porn).

Then she was saying how her tumblr profile is just full of selfies, nature pics, and also some pics of her butt.  :doge

I just played it all off super casual, chuckled, and didn’t really say anything more.

I haven’t followed her profile yet but I do know the name of it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 07:04:51 PM
dp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 21, 2018, 07:47:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 07:04:51 PM
dp
Yeah. Dp her at the rave
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 21, 2018, 09:29:50 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 07:01:29 PM
Then she was saying how her tumblr profile is just full of selfies, nature pics, and also some pics of her butt.  :doge

I just played it all off super casual, chuckled, and didn’t really say anything more.

I s2g this fucking season. :goty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 10:11:39 PM
Oh, it gets even better...

But I’ll fill you guys in tomorrow since I need to wake up early for work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 22, 2018, 11:01:27 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM
God, I love her (as a friend).  :doge

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.  :doge

Nice, any big names playing?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 11:37:30 AM
Oh yeah, fun facts:
-Possum Girl's ex looks like Ryan Gosling.
-Her ex has the same first name as me.
-There's still some photos of him hanging on the wall in her house.

:doge

Quote from: tiesto on October 22, 2018, 11:01:27 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM
God, I love her (as a friend).  :doge

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.  :doge

Nice, any big names playing?
Nah, not really.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 22, 2018, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 11:37:30 AM
Oh yeah, fun facts:
-Possum Girl's ex looks like Ryan Gosling.
-Her ex has the same first name as me.
-There's still some photos of him hanging on the wall in her house.

:doge

Quote from: tiesto on October 22, 2018, 11:01:27 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM
God, I love her (as a friend).  :doge

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.  :doge

Nice, any big names playing?
Nah, not really.

Atra, whip your dick out the next time she's high. Make sure it's rock and do it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 22, 2018, 12:01:06 PM
Boring C plot update : I've been on and off dating apps without much success. Finally had a match sticking, we're at the "agreed to take a drink sometime".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 12:14:10 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 22, 2018, 11:59:04 AM
Atra, whip your dick out the next time she's high. Make sure it's rock and do it.
I'm not going to sexually assault her. Jesus.  :holeup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 12:20:59 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 22, 2018, 12:15:26 PM
Does she ever shower when you are over?
No.  :doge

But she did once jokingly say/text me to pick her up 15 minutes later from the agreed upon time since she would still be in a towel from a shower. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 22, 2018, 12:56:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 11:37:30 AM
Oh yeah, fun facts:
-Possum Girl's ex looks like Ryan Gosling.
-Her ex has the same first name as me.
-There's still some photos of him hanging on the wall in her house.



Yikes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 22, 2018, 12:58:06 PM
Fucking hell

Just when I was getting over this chick

I see her in the city on my bike home

 :( :( :( :( :(

Now Im sad

I wanted to stop and say hi to her, but I figured that would be too weird so I just went home and felt sad instead

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 22, 2018, 01:19:15 PM
Atra, it sounds like this girl knows she's attractive. Those types are a lot less picky about superficial things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 22, 2018, 01:28:02 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 22, 2018, 01:21:21 PM
As opposed to all of these attractive people who don't know they are attractive.

There is a significant difference between somebody who thinks they are attractive enough for the average person and someone who thinks their pussy got handed the top pedestal in life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 01:32:11 PM
I'm pretty sure she knows she's attractive.

I mean, people who have low self-esteem, for their physical appearance, don't take selfies regularly.  :doge

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 22, 2018, 01:32:45 PM
Oh that’s hardly true
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 01:40:56 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 22, 2018, 01:32:45 PM
Oh that’s hardly true
Perhaps.

I can't really speak for what goes on in the heads of women since I only pretend to be one on occasion.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 22, 2018, 01:41:01 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 22, 2018, 12:01:06 PM
Boring C plot update : I've been on and off dating apps without much success. Finally had a match sticking, we're at the "agreed to take a drink sometime".

At this point it's the A plot since you're actually going on an explicitly romantic date.

You go to posting with the posters you have, not the posters you might want or wish to have at a later time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 22, 2018, 04:14:46 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 22, 2018, 01:43:59 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 22, 2018, 11:59:04 AM
Atra, whip your dick out the next time she's high. Make sure it's rock and do it.

Come on, man. Like I said, you’ve got to be a force for good in this world. I know you’ve got what it takes to make a difference in people’s lives. Telling him to pull a Harvey Weinstein, that ain’t it.

But i think it can work depending what Atra is rocking. If he's rocking a 7.5+ he should absolutely whip it out.

If he's rocking like a 6incher, ok maybe not.  His prowess won't really startle her into submission at that level.

Feel what i'm saying?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 22, 2018, 04:19:49 PM
Yes. Please Atra. Everyone knows unsolicited dick always works wonders.

Pls post results.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 22, 2018, 04:20:55 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on October 22, 2018, 12:58:06 PM
Fucking hell

Just when I was getting over this chick

I see her in the city on my bike home

 :( :( :( :( :(

Now Im sad

I wanted to stop and say hi to her, but I figured that would be too weird so I just went home and felt sad instead
Kramit: Where asking if they like being choked is A-OK, but saying "Hi" it too weird.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 22, 2018, 04:23:18 PM
Atra is jerking this thread around instead of Femme Atra shit posting so he'll just go "Guys I whipped it out. I'll post more tomorrow," and then after a series of 7 to 10 posts of digging the truth will be revealed as look it's fucking nothing dot gif. (Which is a good thing in this one instance.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 05:05:54 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 22, 2018, 04:50:24 PM
I do like the friend route you bring up Glen;  but the combination of the "gay best friend" trope and the "friend zoned guy" trope w/ this character lead me to believe she's not the type to keep around attractive female friends.
(she’s bi)

But yeah, she has a lot of gay guy friends and a few lady friends who are either in relationships or they look rather butch.  :doge

btw, I’m still using tinder and going out by myself to try & meet other girls since it’s pretty obvious that possum girl sees me just as a friend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 05:20:21 PM
One thing I will say, I can tell she's still pretty deep in recovery mode about her break up with her ex-bf of 4 years.

And the fact that she still has pics of him is a sign that he probably did the dumping and not her.

Also, she even said to me that I'd probably like him if I met him.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 22, 2018, 05:31:50 PM
Eeeeesh. Yeah, make her beg if she wants the D.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 22, 2018, 05:43:41 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 22, 2018, 04:43:29 PM
Just thinking of this in economic terms, I don't see whipping it out as the optimal strategy. It's a boom or bust option. Either she gets one look at the D and decides she wants to jump on it, or she's disgusted, and if this happens the best case scenario is that he loses a current friend, while the worst case scenario is he gets charged with a crime, and there's also a mid-case scenario where he doesn't get charged, but he does get outed on the internet and gains the reputation of being a sexual predator.

Based on a reading of the last couple weeks of this thread, I'd say a generous estimate of the likelihood that seeing Atra's D makes Possum Girl want to jump on it to be 25%. At best.

So if we assign utility values from -100 (jail time and sex offender registration status) to 10 (Atra getting laid), with the other outcomes being somewhere in the middle, the expected value for Atra isn't very good.

25% x 10 (she jumps on the D)
+ 50% x 0 (he just loses a friend)
+ 15% x -25 (he gets publicly outed as a pervert)
+ 10% x -100 (he gets charged with sexual assault)

Expected value comes out to -11.25. Now maybe the odds of getting charged with sexual assault aren't quite 10%, and maybe Atra is too low-profile of a person to really be outed, and maybe the odds of her jumping on the D are higher than 25%, but I'd still be shocked if there's a strong case for this strategy having a positive expected value in terms of Atra's utility.


I'd also be hard-pressed to see any way to assign the probabilities and utility values in which not whipping it out doesn't at least have an expected utility vale of zero. Literally the only one I can think of is if there's a non-remote chance that Atra's unrequited love for this girl causes him to jump off a bridge. And it probably has a positive expected value, since there's a non-zero chance that Possum Girl hooks him up with one of her friends if he just acts like a normal dude.

This entire analysis is bunk.

You didn't factor in Atras' D size. Depending on where it lands will differentiate those probability values a great deal.

If he whips out a glorious peace of rock hard wood his chances shoot up exponentially. If he brings out some mediocre bullshit then yeah he's probably getting charged with assault.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 05:45:59 PM
My D is incredibly average and nothing to write home about. Trust me.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 22, 2018, 05:55:13 PM
We’ll trust... butt verify
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 22, 2018, 05:56:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 05:45:59 PM
My D is incredibly average and nothing to write home about. Trust me.  :doge

 :neo

at least you're honest.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 05:59:57 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 22, 2018, 05:55:13 PM
We’ll trust... butt verify
Ask TIMU about it. To my knowledge, he's the only borean that's seen my pecker.  :doge

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 22, 2018, 08:27:52 PM
Quote from: Kara on October 22, 2018, 01:41:01 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 22, 2018, 12:01:06 PM
Boring C plot update : I've been on and off dating apps without much success. Finally had a match sticking, we're at the "agreed to take a drink sometime".

At this point it's the A plot since you're actually going on an explicitly romantic date.

You go to posting with the posters you have, not the posters you might want or wish to have at a later time.

Chatting so far hasn't been as vapid as usual, certainly less forced and lively over two days. She lives pretty close by too and somehow this makes it all more plausible on the surface too. She took the suggestion of a drink in good spirits but I think she's still getting a feel at the moment (or waiting for a more opportune window than the middle of the week).

Don't worry Exodust, I'll let you know when your cheerleading paid off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on October 22, 2018, 08:42:42 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 05:05:54 PM
btw, I’m still using tinder and going out by myself to try & meet other girls since it’s pretty obvious that possum girl sees me just as a friend (for now).
What happened to that big girl? :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 22, 2018, 08:55:33 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 22, 2018, 08:37:27 PM
Disappointment washes across Assimilate’s face as the realization Attra has an average penis sets in.

yeah I was hoping I could convince him to whip it out in front of her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 08:59:22 PM
Quote from: Beezy on October 22, 2018, 08:42:42 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 22, 2018, 05:05:54 PM
btw, I’m still using tinder and going out by myself to try & meet other girls since it’s pretty obvious that possum girl sees me just as a friend (for now).
What happened to that big girl? :gurl
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 10:39:23 AM
So... if on Saturday I end up taking MDMA with Possum Girl I'm not entirely sure what my lovely dovey uninhibited self might do.

Thoughts?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 10:40:34 AM
Expect nothing be open to everything
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 23, 2018, 10:53:09 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 10:39:23 AM
So... if on Saturday I end up taking MDMA with Possum Girl I'm not entirely sure what my lovely dovey uninhibited self might do.

Thoughts?  :doge

If you find the night is tanking find another chick physically equivelent to possum girl to grind up on. But do not go after someone beneath her. You want to incite jealousy, not pity.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 11:00:08 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 23, 2018, 10:53:09 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 10:39:23 AM
So... if on Saturday I end up taking MDMA with Possum Girl I'm not entirely sure what my lovely dovey uninhibited self might do.

Thoughts?  :doge

If you find the night is tanking find another chick physically equivelent to possum girl to grind up on. But do not go after someone beneath her. You want to incite jealousy, not pity.

(http://i.imgur.com/UF8zciA.jpg)
The rare good advice post in this thread. :delicious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 23, 2018, 12:40:32 PM
fuck her in the butt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 12:49:59 PM
she does have a nice butt  :doge

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the last night I was with her she changed into her clothes to sleep in (a hoodie + some super short gym shorts). She had a group of friends there but while I was sitting on her couch (as pictured here (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.msg2518151#msg2518151)). But... she walked past me a couple of times with her ass facing me.  :doge

Granted, I just smoked a couple puffs of a joint her friends were passing around and I was super sleepy from a long day of driving to & from various places.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 12:59:22 PM
Also, I hope I’m entertaining you guys with these updates.

It would be a shame if I was going through all this rigmarole just for my own amusement and no one else’s.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 23, 2018, 01:02:33 PM
Pretend to be gay so you can get close to her without setting off her spidey sense.  Wait a couple of years for her to really trust you and then get drunk and break down to her one night that you think you're into girls again while you two are doing your nails and drinking margaritas in PJ's.  A couple more drinks later and then you break down and tell her that it's her and she turned you straight (again).  But tell her you're not ready for vag sex yet.  You need to ease into it.  Just  BJ's and buttsex for a while.  That will really sell it.  If you're into it, get her to get a strap on too and really give it to you so you can seal the deal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 23, 2018, 01:07:44 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 12:49:59 PM
But... she walked past me a couple of times with her ass facing me.  :doge
https://youtu.be/CcBIXm8SYEM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 01:19:15 PM
Oh my god, possum girl is my own personal “tyler durden”.  :o

She’s so wild & free and I’m closed off & reserved. She’s constantly taking me places and doing things with me that would normally be outside my comfort zone if I was by myself.  :doge

edit: I almost want to tell her about this revelation but I must refrain out of fear that she’ll disappear as soon as I make my alter ego aware that it is my alter ego.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 01:23:47 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Pedestal_%28PSF%29.png/220px-Pedestal_%28PSF%29.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on October 23, 2018, 01:24:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 01:19:15 PM
Oh my god, possum girl is my own personal “tyler durden”.  :o

She’s so wild & free and I’m closed off & reserved. She’s constantly taking me places and doing things with me that would normally be outside my comfort zone if I was by myself.  :doge
its cause she's hinting she wants you to stick it in, you prude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 23, 2018, 01:34:13 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 12:59:22 PM
Also, I hope I’m entertaining you guys with these updates.

It would be a shame if I was going through all this rigmarole just for my own amusement and no one else’s.  :doge

I think you should fork them to a new thread called "FRIENDSHIPS: helping people stay celibate since ca. 305 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synod_of_Elvira)." It's not a topical tale atm and it's very onanistic. hth.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 23, 2018, 01:35:19 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 12:49:59 PM
she does have a nice butt  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
the last night I was with her she changed into her clothes to sleep in (a hoodie + some super short gym shorts). She had a group of friends there but while I was sitting on her couch (as pictured here (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.msg2518151#msg2518151)). But... she walked past me a couple of times with her ass facing me.  :doge

Granted, I just smoked a couple puffs of a joint her friends were passing around and I was super sleepy from a long day of driving to & from various places.
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Should have broke into the infamous Heat monologue. If no one got it they werent cool anyways.

(https://abload.de/img/al-pacino-heatc8d10.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=al-pacino-heatc8d10.jpg)

Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 01:19:15 PM
Oh my god, possum girl is my own personal “tyler durden”.  :o

She’s so wild & free and I’m closed off & reserved. She’s constantly taking me places and doing things with me that would normally be outside my comfort zone if I was by myself.  :doge

edit: I almost want to tell her about this revelation but I must refrain out of fear that she’ll disappear as soon as I make my alter ego aware that it is my alter ego.  :doge

This is all turning out 500 Days of Summer'ish

I can also see Zoe Deschennel owning an opposum... ironically
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 01:55:28 PM
What I can’t figure out is if she’s deliberately teasing me or she’s just so comfortable/body positive she doesn’t mind showing some skin to guys she just met. You know. The whole “free the nipple” or “clothing is not consent” stuff.

I’m leaning towards the latter.

Also, she talks so casually about sex its like she’s talking about the weather.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 23, 2018, 01:58:03 PM
Betting she fucks you once, but only once, insists on remaining friends, and it destroys you psychologically
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 01:58:46 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on October 23, 2018, 01:58:03 PM
Betting she fucks you once, but only once, insists on remaining friends, and it destroys you psychologically
Oh no. Anything but that. :brazilcry

If it’s just a one time thing I will no joke decline. It’s all or nothing for me.

Either we’re platonic friends or fucking on the reg

edit: I’m becoming hysterical. I’m no joke running on a hour of sleep and just need to take a snooze as soon as I get home from work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 02:06:03 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 23, 2018, 01:34:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 10:39:23 AM
So... if on Saturday I end up taking MDMA with Possum Girl I'm not entirely sure what my lovely dovey uninhibited self might do.

Thoughts?  :doge

Focus on maintaining your composure;  play it cool.  MDMA can turn people into obnoxious simps or into the most interesting conversationalist ever.  The latter requires maintaining your composure though.
I’m going to meditate a fuckload before Saturday. That’s for sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 23, 2018, 02:24:25 PM
play it cool man

u cool man?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 23, 2018, 02:32:01 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 23, 2018, 02:09:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 02:06:03 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 23, 2018, 01:34:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 10:39:23 AM
So... if on Saturday I end up taking MDMA with Possum Girl I'm not entirely sure what my lovely dovey uninhibited self might do.

Thoughts?  :doge

Focus on maintaining your composure;  play it cool.  MDMA can turn people into obnoxious simps or into the most interesting conversationalist ever.  The latter requires maintaining your composure though.
I’m going to meditate a fuckload before Saturday. That’s for sure.

Yeah you need to chill bro lol;  these last few posts of yours.. over a girl you've know, what.. 2 weeks?  Hung out with.. 3-4 times?

CHILL MON

Reminder: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2216376#msg2216376
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 02:54:36 PM
The problem with that advice is if you’re really fucked up telling yourself not to think about it or worry about it can drive you nuts when you forget what you aren’t supposed to think about

Source: getting stuck in a thought loop all night on too many mushies
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on October 23, 2018, 02:59:30 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 01:19:15 PM
Oh my god, possum girl is my own personal “tyler durden”.  :o

She’s so wild & free and I’m closed off & reserved. She’s constantly taking me places and doing things with me that would normally be outside my comfort zone if I was by myself.  :doge

edit: I almost want to tell her about this revelation but I must refrain out of fear that she’ll disappear as soon as I make my alter ego aware that it is my alter ego.  :doge

Give us a heads up before the domestic terrorism starts :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 03:17:58 PM
Another thing that has me a bit spooked about taking MDMA is making sure I’m actually taking pure MDMA that hasn’t been cut with some bullshit that could fuck me up. Or it’s just flat out not MDMA. Or I take a pill with a super high dose of MDMA.

If there’s no testing kit/booth or whatever I’ll just play it safe and stay sober.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 03:22:06 PM
Oh you’ll definitely be taking some meth or someshit in there
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 03:32:25 PM
Dammit.

I like filler but I don’t want to end up like him.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 03:35:09 PM
They won’t ban you for having it mixed in
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 04:13:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 03:32:25 PM
Dammit.

I like filler but I don’t want to end up like him.  :doge
was filler a meth addict?  :-X

Quote from: riotous on October 23, 2018, 03:39:40 PM
Dude just take one, nobody is throwing high doses of MDMA around for free and a little Meth isn’t a big deal.  Usually it’s just caffeine as a filler anyways.
bro isn't meth highly addictive?

don't take fucking meth Atra. Gross.

MDMA once isn't going to hurt, it may even cure you of some of your self doubt......

or it may make you even more of a goddamn care bear than you already are  :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 23, 2018, 05:02:14 PM
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/addiction-in-society/200812/the-7-hardest-addictions-quit-love-is-the-worst


Quote
1. Love.

:uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 05:34:59 PM
Breh what do you think mdma stands for tho?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 23, 2018, 05:45:36 PM
We moved to "getting that drink Friday, just sent me a message whenever".
It's gonna be a bit of a surprise, in some ways she's very familiar (film buff, a bit fringey, a little cynical etc...), in others not (probably likes weed, maybe dropped light innuendo), though being a square I wouldn't mind (and need ?) someone loose.

Really looking forward to meeting in person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 05:59:15 PM
Sounds like she wants to be wanted. But doesn't want to want. If that makes sense.

edit: I meant the above for possum girl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 23, 2018, 05:59:26 PM
Manic pixie chicks everywhere :rejoice

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 05:59:15 PM
Sounds like she wants to be wanted. But doesn't want to want. If that makes sense.

edit: I meant the above for possum girl

Ive been with a woman like this. I'm a giver but I got tired of throwing my emotions into that bottomless well
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 23, 2018, 06:07:19 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 23, 2018, 05:45:36 PM
We moved to "getting that drink Friday, just sent me a message whenever".
It's gonna be a bit of a surprise, in some ways she's very familiar (film buff, a bit fringey, a little cynical etc...), in others not (probably likes weed, maybe dropped light innuendo), though being a square I wouldn't mind (and need ?) someone loose.

Really looking forward to meeting in person.

What do you mean by "fringey"?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 23, 2018, 06:49:30 PM
Always just care slightly less
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 23, 2018, 07:00:37 PM
Atra, how come you don’t just start showing some skin? Turn her on dude. Invite her over and when she shows up have only a towel on. All non chalant turn on a box fan and while dropping the towel say “I hope you don’t mind but this really is the best way to dry” and just shake your shit in front of the fan for her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 07:19:58 PM
It could work (https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1256191/)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 23, 2018, 07:27:03 PM
The comforter sprawled over the bare chest showing a bit of the traps. 60% of the time it works everytime. Maybe a hint of areola. Unleash your inner whore.

This is why Snapchat exists

Also, make sure to use a warm light from a lamp if youre pale as fuck. Tricks of the trade of my pale ass. Nothing more appetizing than the bare chest of a corpse that the pure white LED on your cellphone just produced.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 23, 2018, 08:20:59 PM
Quote from: tiesto on October 23, 2018, 06:07:19 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 23, 2018, 05:45:36 PM
We moved to "getting that drink Friday, just sent me a message whenever".
It's gonna be a bit of a surprise, in some ways she's very familiar (film buff, a bit fringey, a little cynical etc...), in others not (probably likes weed, maybe dropped light innuendo), though being a square I wouldn't mind (and need ?) someone loose.

Really looking forward to meeting in person.

What do you mean by "fringey"?

Relishing in being a bit outside the norm. Just a guess. Pretty common for genre movie buffs. Likes to slack too.
But she sounds level headed and modest
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 08:24:29 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 05:59:15 PM
Sounds like she wants to be wanted. But doesn't want to want. If that makes sense.

edit: I meant the above for possum girl
That sounds about right.

Just not too wanted or she begins to feel like she’s not able to chase me back a bit.

God. This form of pyschological cock & ball torture feels bad, man.

edit: oh, she hasn’t told me what her snap is but I found it via her phone number.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 23, 2018, 08:37:28 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 08:24:29 PM
.

edit: oh, she hasn’t told me what her snap is but I found it via her phone number.

This is a tricky one. Y'all seem cool enough at this point to just add her on social media. I mean, you have her number, everything else is shades of less private. Hmmmm.

Fuck it, just add her and start sending suggestive pics of your happy trail. Bitches love that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 08:57:56 PM
Atra,
Please remember, I'm a romantic at heart, my wife and I planned our wedding and got married within 2 weeks because we couldn't stand being apart. So keep that in mind when I say this:

You're caring too much, too fast. Chill. 


I know it's exciting, but you're on a path that has no happy ending even if she does like you back if you keep going at this rate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 08:57:58 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 23, 2018, 08:37:28 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 08:24:29 PM
.

edit: oh, she hasn’t told me what her snap is but I found it via her phone number.

This is a tricky one. Y'all seem cool enough at this point to just add her on social media. I mean, you have her number, everything else is shades of less private. Hmmmm.

Fuck it, just add her and start sending suggestive pics of your happy trail. Bitches love that.

I’ll add her if things seem to go well during/after the rave.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 09:01:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 08:57:56 PM
Atra,
Please remember, I'm a romantic at heart, my wife and I planned our wedding and got married within 2 weeks because we couldn't stand being apart. So keep that in mind when I say this:

You're caring too much, too fast. Chill. 


I know it's exciting, but you're on a path that has no happy ending even if she does like you back if you keep going at this rate.
I’m trying my darndest to find other girls to take my mind off of her but things aren’t going too well on that front. Which is super frustrating.

Anyways, after taking a snooze for a couple of hours I feel much better than I was feeling several hours ago.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 23, 2018, 09:11:21 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 23, 2018, 09:05:17 PM
Don't add her to Snapchat unless it somehow comes up in conversation dude.  What do you expect to gain otherwise?  Signaling to her that you are randomly thinking about her searching her on social media is not a great look.

Yeah I'm edging towards this now. I never had issues with adding someone on snap randomly like that but I knew these girls for a bit longer and met them outside of a dating app. I've also even been added randomly. But I def dont want Atra to disturb this budding ecosystem.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 23, 2018, 09:17:42 PM
Add her, and then just add a dick pick to your story so that she sees it but knows it’s not directed straight to her

Win/win
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 23, 2018, 09:25:59 PM
This is honestly drifting into Creepy Stalker adjacent now. Stop egging him on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 09:33:01 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 09:01:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 08:57:56 PM
Atra,
Please remember, I'm a romantic at heart, my wife and I planned our wedding and got married within 2 weeks because we couldn't stand being apart. So keep that in mind when I say this:

You're caring too much, too fast. Chill. 


I know it's exciting, but you're on a path that has no happy ending even if she does like you back if you keep going at this rate.

I’m trying my darndest to find other girls to take my mind off of her but things aren’t going too well on that front. Which is super frustrating.

Anyways, after taking a snooze for a couple of hours I feel much better than I was feeling several hours ago.
There's your problem padawan. If you're looking for happiness outside of yourself, how can you bring it to anyone?
 :bowsette
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 09:37:26 PM
From personal experience, if I end making myself content/happy by myself I just become a hermit that dicks around on the internet all day and never goes outside.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 24, 2018, 12:39:43 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 09:37:26 PM
From personal experience, if I end making myself content/happy by myself I just become a hermit that dicks around on the internet all day and never goes outside.

You don't know me!

....

The best thing to do is become friends and give it a few months to see if you two actually develop chemistry together (eg: can talk for hours at a time without getting bored) or if you should just be friends. Right now, your dick is infatuated and we all know that the next immediate step is either some long porno seshes or really, really, really regretful text chains.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 24, 2018, 03:44:21 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 23, 2018, 07:00:37 PM
Atra, how come you don’t just start showing some skin? Turn her on dude. Invite her over and when she shows up have only a towel on. All non chalant turn on a box fan and while dropping the towel say “I hope you don’t mind but this really is the best way to dry” and just shake your shit in front of the fan for her.

For a second I thought you wrote "and just shake a shit in front of the fan for her."  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 04:18:15 AM
redacted
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 24, 2018, 04:19:09 AM
Okay, I've attempted to use the ultimate weapon for my online dating profile: a pic with me and a DOG!

If that doesn't increase my success rate nothing* will.

*short of plastic surgery
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 24, 2018, 05:41:44 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 04:18:15 AM
redacted
Huahuahuahuah

I seent it

And YES
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 24, 2018, 06:11:43 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 24, 2018, 05:41:44 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 04:18:15 AM
redacted
Huahuahuahuah

I seent it

And YES
post what he said then
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 06:14:24 AM
‘Twas my masculine physique
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 24, 2018, 06:17:59 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 06:14:24 AM
‘Twas my masculine physique
nooooo, shirtless pic?

riotous is going to be mad he missed it.

post it again
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 06:28:17 AM
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disclaimer: I just came out of a hot shower so my Polish nips look like salami :doge


Quote from: Mupepe on October 23, 2018, 07:00:37 PM
Atra, how come you don’t just start showing some skin? Turn her on dude. Invite her over and when she shows up have only a towel on. All non chalant turn on a box fan and while dropping the towel say “I hope you don’t mind but this really is the best way to dry” and just shake your shit in front of the fan for her.
Maybe that'll work down the road but now? Mmmm. Not sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 24, 2018, 07:33:22 AM
based on that pic it would work.  You've got the Zangief chest hair triangle.  Chicks dig that.  I've got it too, but not as full as yours.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 10:01:28 AM
Should I do the old “Oops. I meant to send that to someone else.” text with that pic?  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
jk
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 24, 2018, 10:43:46 AM
Yeah she'll see through that shit. Gonna have to play the long game of playing text footsies until sexay pics come into play. But save that pic. Your Ace in the Hole.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 24, 2018, 11:37:54 AM
what you should really do is start talking to someone else and text the slut you don't care about while you hang out with raccoon girl.  Every time you pick up your phone just make sure to put a big shit eating grin on your face while you read her messages.  She'll either get jealous and fuck you... win!  Or she won't and you'll fuck the other one.... win!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 11:40:06 AM
I'm chatting with a 29 y/o single mom but she just got out of relationship as well and is not down to hookup...

God, I hate being the "emotional rebound guy".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 24, 2018, 11:42:53 AM
So don’t be. Sounds like another take take taker, you ain’t gotta give to that  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 12:09:46 PM
True.

Also, I've completely depleted/swiped through all of the women within a 50 mile radius on tinder. So it's just a ghost town now on my end.


If I'm free Friday, I'll try striking up conversations with random girls at a bar or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 24, 2018, 01:54:53 PM
Woke up with a sore throat, so may not get that Friday drink after all :doge I'll see how bad it is. Would really like to do it because I have a very busy planning afterwards up until Christmas...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 24, 2018, 09:37:12 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 24, 2018, 10:57:39 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 24, 2018, 06:17:59 AM
riotous is going to be mad he missed it.

Nah I just wanna see what all of your shit talking is about; of course I never really will.
The only way natural lifters look good in pics is if they're really lean. So you'll have to wait until I hit that target weight.



Atra, with your shaved head and beard you should get a neck tat. Bitches love neck tats these days. Get all tatted up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 24, 2018, 09:40:46 PM
Well I hope you go to the rave. My experince with those have been super fun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 24, 2018, 09:47:44 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 24, 2018, 09:40:46 PM
Well I hope you go to the rave. My experince with those have been super fun.
What did you do Rahx? Sit in the corner the whole time sulking?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 24, 2018, 11:07:15 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 24, 2018, 09:47:44 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 24, 2018, 09:40:46 PM
Well I hope you go to the rave. My experince with those have been super fun.
What did you do Rahx? Sit in the corner the whole time sulking?
You know, the way you view rahxs attempts at relationships with derision? That's the way we view your attempts at zen and being a better person. : trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 24, 2018, 11:09:44 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 24, 2018, 11:07:15 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 24, 2018, 09:47:44 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 24, 2018, 09:40:46 PM
Well I hope you go to the rave. My experince with those have been super fun.
What did you do Rahx? Sit in the corner the whole time sulking?
You know, the way you view rahxs attempts at relationships with derision? That's the way we view your attempts at zen and being a better person. : trumps
when did you become the damn Zen Police?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2018, 11:27:52 PM
All koan are bastards.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 24, 2018, 11:37:17 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 24, 2018, 11:09:44 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 24, 2018, 11:07:15 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 24, 2018, 09:47:44 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 24, 2018, 09:40:46 PM
Well I hope you go to the rave. My experince with those have been super fun.
What did you do Rahx? Sit in the corner the whole time sulking?
You know, the way you view rahxs attempts at relationships with derision? That's the way we view your attempts at zen and being a better person. : trumps
when did you become the damn Zen Police?
One does not become the zen police. One simply is the zen police
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 24, 2018, 11:52:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjMCaw4qzjg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 25, 2018, 02:30:58 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 24, 2018, 09:47:44 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 24, 2018, 09:40:46 PM
Well I hope you go to the rave. My experince with those have been super fun.
What did you do Rahx? Sit in the corner the whole time sulking?
Well it's pretty much impossible to do that at a EDM show on molly.

The first show I danced with a big titty Asian girl. It was more of a dry hump honestly.

The 2nd show which featured Above and Beyond was well above and beyond. I was really into the show and probably could danced with this thick brunette, but chose not too.

When I was on the stuff I mean I was really comfortable with myself. I could feel nothing but possitivity.  So I really felt good about myself.

I mean I go out pretty much every week and when I'm drunk I mean I can feel that girls are interested and find me attractive. I mean I'm not an ugly guy or anything and when I go out I'm pretty fun. When I'm drunk(and well having fun) or on drugs I mean I have a lot of energy and really put it out there. I mean I often am able to at least dance with some attractive girls.

But in all these things, it's not like my mind turns off. So I'm still a bit insecure and I still think "well I mean there's a probably a good chance I could talk to this girl, but I'm still pretty awkward so why would I do that". And so instead I just keep doing what I'm doing and have fun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 25, 2018, 09:51:24 AM
Thicc brunettes who like Above and Beyond  :-*  :-* :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2018, 11:27:35 AM
Life wish is to make out to a chill ass Tiesto jam
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 11:34:38 AM
Atra, seriously

aren't you a creative? the creative ones at work getaway with looking like whatever the fuck they want. If I were you I'd get a neck tattoo and a sleeve.

Judging by the girls you like you'd pull allllllll those girls easily
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 25, 2018, 11:35:31 AM
Ew don’t get a neck tattoo. Sleeve would be good tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 11:46:49 AM
He's a good candidate for a neck tattoo though and girls would jump on his cock if he had one.

because he'd be a crazy looking bearded bastard but once they meet him he's a fluffy cupcake of a bitch. they'd think he's sweet because they made him sweet, breaking away from his ruthless savage gangster ways to be with them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 25, 2018, 11:50:43 AM
get a dick tattoo.  Then you can say "want to see my tattoo?" when she says yes you whip out your dick with the cover of just wanting to show her your new tattoo.  then since it's out she'll be like "might as well suck it" 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 25, 2018, 12:22:39 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2018, 11:27:35 AM
Life wish is to make out to a chill ass Tiesto jam

Ya'll bitch wanna kick it Jackie Chan...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 25, 2018, 01:15:12 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 11:34:38 AM
Atra, seriously

aren't you a creative? the creative ones at work getaway with looking like whatever the fuck they want. If I were you I'd get a neck tattoo and a sleeve.

Judging by the girls you like you'd pull allllllll those girls easily

Atra. Hey. Atra. Hey listen.

I think you should start selling crack too. You'll get rich plus them women love dating dangerous boiz.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on October 25, 2018, 01:31:20 PM
Tattoos are the stigma of the precariat that they choose to carry themselves. :hhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 25, 2018, 01:38:26 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 11:34:38 AM
Atra, seriously

aren't you a creative? the creative ones at work getaway with looking like whatever the fuck they want. If I were you I'd get a neck tattoo and a sleeve.

Judging by the girls you like you'd pull allllllll those girls easily
I work at a company that’s run by conservative Christians.

The last thing they want is a tattoo’d up artist looking guy representing their company.

Also, all of our clients are conservative baby boomers and sometimes I have to meet them in person.

And design (at least the type of design I do professionally) is not art. It’s highly strategic work that’s geared towards generating sales.


edit: and even though I’m no longer a Christian I can act & look like one pretty fucking well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 25, 2018, 01:50:16 PM
To be fair, gettin out of that company has sounded like a good idea for you. My understanding is you are severely underpaid. I could get you started at 38k stacking boxes, dooder, you have more skill than that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 25, 2018, 02:02:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 25, 2018, 01:38:26 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 11:34:38 AM
Atra, seriously

aren't you a creative? the creative ones at work getaway with looking like whatever the fuck they want. If I were you I'd get a neck tattoo and a sleeve.

Judging by the girls you like you'd pull allllllll those girls easily
I work at a company that’s run by conservative Christians.

The last thing they want is a tattoo’d up artist looking guy representing their company.

Also, all of our clients are conservative baby boomers and sometimes I have to meet them in person.

And design (at least the type of design I do professionally) is not art. It’s highly strategic work that’s geared towards generating sales.


edit: and even though I’m no longer a Christian I can act & look like one pretty fucking well.

This is the part where you realize this whole time you should’ve been hitting Christian Mingle instead of Tinder  :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 25, 2018, 02:43:36 PM
Quote from: Raist on October 25, 2018, 01:15:12 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 11:34:38 AM
Atra, seriously

aren't you a creative? the creative ones at work getaway with looking like whatever the fuck they want. If I were you I'd get a neck tattoo and a sleeve.

Judging by the girls you like you'd pull allllllll those girls easily

Atra. Hey. Atra. Hey listen.

I think you should start selling crack too. You'll get rich plus them women love dating dangerous boiz.
I mean his advice has been pretty great. Whipping your dick out at a show was ace.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 25, 2018, 03:26:25 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 25, 2018, 01:50:16 PM
To be fair, gettin out of that company has sounded like a good idea for you. My understanding is you are severely underpaid. I could get you started at 38k stacking boxes, dooder, you have more skill than that
But Graphic Design is his passion!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 05:19:31 PM
Quote from: Raist on October 25, 2018, 01:15:12 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 11:34:38 AM
Atra, seriously

aren't you a creative? the creative ones at work getaway with looking like whatever the fuck they want. If I were you I'd get a neck tattoo and a sleeve.

Judging by the girls you like you'd pull allllllll those girls easily

Atra. Hey. Atra. Hey listen.

I think you should start selling crack too. You'll get rich plus them women love dating dangerous boiz.
Ok, first shut the fuck. Second, listen,  look at who the guy matches with, and continuously goes after. They tend to be very 'alternative' looking broads. Why not play into that if that is what he likes? Also, if you are going to with a straight bald head like that, clean crisp shave on your noggin, you might as well start getting jacked and putting on tattoos because fat slick balled hair dudes (unless they make serious coin/or are jewish marrying other jewish broads) tend to suffer in the woman department. This is pretty sound observation. Ask anyone.


Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 25, 2018, 02:43:36 PM
Quote from: Raist on October 25, 2018, 01:15:12 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 11:34:38 AM
Atra, seriously

aren't you a creative? the creative ones at work getaway with looking like whatever the fuck they want. If I were you I'd get a neck tattoo and a sleev :hmphe.

Judging by the girls you like you'd pull allllllll those girls easily

Atra. Hey. Atra. Hey listen.

I think you should start selling crack too. You'll get rich plus them women love dating dangerous boiz.
I mean his advice has been pretty great. Whipping your dick out at a show was ace.
Huh? I never fucking said that. I never said pull it out at a show. I'm not an idiot  :hmph


 I said pull it out in front of her while she's smoking on the couch and only IF he's carrying a 7incher or above  :smug




Quote from: BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! on October 25, 2018, 02:02:00 PM

This is the part where you realize this whole time you should’ve been hitting Christian Mingle instead of Tinder  :rollsafe
I like this guy  :obama
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 25, 2018, 05:35:19 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ZxQHIYG.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/vASRQdF.png)

 :idont

Now what?  :doge


Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 25, 2018, 03:26:25 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 25, 2018, 01:50:16 PM
To be fair, gettin out of that company has sounded like a good idea for you. My understanding is you are severely underpaid. I could get you started at 38k stacking boxes, dooder, you have more skill than that
But Graphic Design is his passion!
It won't be for long if they keep working me like they are now...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 25, 2018, 05:36:45 PM
Smoke, order take out and fuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 25, 2018, 05:39:24 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on October 25, 2018, 01:31:20 PM
Tattoos are the stigma of the precariat that they choose to carry themselves. :hhh

FACT CHECK: tattooing has a long history of use by the lumpenproletariat for which they are stigmatized by those within the wage system.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 25, 2018, 05:52:32 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 25, 2018, 05:50:34 PM
78 miles away?
There's hardly anyone left within a 50 mile radius of my city.

Also, I swear Greenville, SC is just chock full of stuck up prudes. North Carolina girls are so much more chill than South Carolina girls...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 25, 2018, 06:00:15 PM
Outside of my typical 50 mile radius are Asheville & Charlotte. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 25, 2018, 06:04:31 PM
This ain’t Europe, Atra has a car
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2018, 06:18:26 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 25, 2018, 05:35:19 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ZxQHIYG.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/vASRQdF.png)

 :idont

Now what?  :doge


Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 25, 2018, 03:26:25 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 25, 2018, 01:50:16 PM
To be fair, gettin out of that company has sounded like a good idea for you. My understanding is you are severely underpaid. I could get you started at 38k stacking boxes, dooder, you have more skill than that
But Graphic Design is his passion!
It won't be for long if they keep working me like they are now...

Now kithhhhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 25, 2018, 06:53:22 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 05:19:31 PM
Ok, first shut the fuck. Second, listen,  look at who the guy matches with, and continuously goes after. They tend to be very 'alternative' looking broads. Why not play into that if that is what he likes? Also, if you are going to with a straight bald head like that, clean crisp shave on your noggin, you might as well start getting jacked and putting on tattoos because fat slick balled hair dudes (unless they make serious coin/or are jewish marrying other jewish broads) tend to suffer in the woman department. This is pretty sound observation. Ask anyone.


:lol Did I hit a nerve, big boy?

You're like, this thread's resident PUA clown, spouting one cliché a minute.

Actually scratch that I found a better comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW05CKU8BPk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: Raist on October 25, 2018, 06:53:22 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 05:19:31 PM
Ok, first shut the fuck. Second, listen,  look at who the guy matches with, and continuously goes after. They tend to be very 'alternative' looking broads. Why not play into that if that is what he likes? Also, if you are going to with a straight bald head like that, clean crisp shave on your noggin, you might as well start getting jacked and putting on tattoos because fat slick balled hair dudes (unless they make serious coin/or are jewish marrying other jewish broads) tend to suffer in the woman department. This is pretty sound observation. Ask anyone.


:lol Did I hit a nerve, big boy?

You're like, this thread's resident PUA clown, spouting one cliché a minute.

Actually scratch that I found a better comparison.

Again, LOOK AT THE GIRLS HE LIKES

They're mostly tatted. They would tend to like tatted guys. If he went that route he'd up his game.

I'm not sure why that is so confusing ... oh wait I know

 :reeeee :rethread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 07:34:52 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 25, 2018, 07:29:20 PM
So the question is really whether the tats are a requirement for the kind of niche market you're suggesting that Atra targets, or just a "nice to have."

I really don't see how he needs a full-sleeve of tattoos to compete in this space. First off he very likely would be wearing some kind of sweater or jacket for the next few months at least given the weather in South Carolina. Second, he could probably get most of the marginal value of a full-sleeve with a tasteful design on the upper arm or shoulder that he could show to dates, but wouldn't be visible 24/7 and thus wouldn't jeopardize his standing at his place of employment.

But most importantly, he doesn't seem to be striking out because of any kind of image/branding issue. It's more about his execution in the mid-game.

I do agree that some additional muscle mass would likely help him, but that goes for most guys.
Yes, nicely put. However, upping his image would compensate for his lack of 'mid-game' . Same goes with muscle mass. 
The biggest factor here is that he is going with the bald+beard look and that look almost always requires tats and/or muscle mass to 'fit' .

spoiler (click to show/hide)
This is where the Rees Rees coming in immediately with but but but womeeeeen don't care if your personalittyyyy is awessommmme.... fucking shut up
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I suppose any tat would be better than no tat for him at this point. It would be a nice contrast to his very cupcake Christian personality he has around women most of the time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 25, 2018, 08:47:08 PM
Atra should get a psychiatrist before he gets sleeves.

They'll probably tell him to get active as part of his treatment so that's fine advice though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 25, 2018, 09:03:14 PM
If he doesn’t want tats. Then he shouldn’t get them. They won’t fit his personality. People don’t actually fit into these simple types that you think they do. There isn’t some specific formula. But I forgot this is a game and I guess tats are some attachment you put on your character for points.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 09:08:58 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 25, 2018, 09:03:14 PM
If he doesn’t want tats. Then he shouldn’t get them. They won’t fit his personality. People don’t actually fit into these simple types that you think they do.
fake it till you make it Rahx.

I can actually relate to a lot of what is said here in this thread because I went through the same stuff but for very different reasons.

For a solid 5 years I think, maybe a little less, I went on this stupid veggie diet that fucked me up. I mean, it FUCKED ME UP. My stomach got so bad that I felt uncomfortable in my own skin. I'd go out and feel so awkward, as if I was super shy and insecure and it all stemmed from feeling like shit and constantly having pains in my stomach.  It was brutal.

My fix was simple, I just had to stop the bullshit diet and start eating meat again. Yet, it alluded me for so long.

You should tackle the source of your insecurities.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 25, 2018, 10:37:50 PM
 :lol you're so fuckin' weird dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 10:44:41 PM
how is that strange?

you were just talking about having massive headaches.... would you be able to go out and feel good while having those headaches every time you went out?

I had... I guess... IBS? IBS can do that to you. Make you feel odd and like shit but without actually knowing what is going on. . It's a weird thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 25, 2018, 11:12:46 PM
You should not give so much of a shit about dating that you go and get a fucking tattoo to get 'mired. I've dated/sexed tattooed women and I have never gotten a tattoo. Even though I generally think they look pretty, there's just nothing I want to get. Regardless of IBS butt troubles, he's not artsy-fartsy in that sorta way.

Honestly, if anything, being an art boy means his tattoos have to have meaning or be self-made. Just because he's bald/bearded doesn't mean he can get away with ironic shit like  "no glove, no love" on the lower abdomen.

Although that sorta sounds awesome.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 11:24:00 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on October 25, 2018, 11:12:46 PM
You should not give so much of a shit about dating that you go and get a fucking tattoo to get 'mired.
No? Everything we do as a male has an underpinning of wanting to get laid. And we don't need to observe straight white male bro culture to realize this.

Walk by the gay portion of a beach. Go look at guys there and tell me what you see. There will be no other area of a beach with that many guys in physical peak shape. Why is that?

homobros just like to work out more or something?  :beli
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 25, 2018, 11:43:50 PM
what?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 11:59:25 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 25, 2018, 11:45:51 PM
You were shy for 5 years because of a tummy ache, yeah nothing weird I guess.
Sigh.. so you can complain about a massive splitting headache but someone that can suffer from intestinal issues can't have problems? Have you ever had something like that? It's bad. Your gut can do a lot of weird stuff to you where it effects you psychologically.

Imagine every time you went out you ended up getting that headache. Now think about how you'd interact with people. Sure, it'd be different, but imagine what it would do. You'd probably be short, lack patience, not want anyone to talk too loud or grating in your ear.... it'd have an adverse effect on your interactions with people.

And I wouldn't say I was shy, I was uneasy. Think of the last time you ate sooo much your fucking stomach felt like it was going to bust through your pants, or a time you had immense gas and it hurt your stomach. Now think about wearing jeans and being out and you eat 1 slice of pizza, or a small appetizer , or fuck anything, 1 beer and suddenly you feel like your stomach is mad bloated, it's painful, you get uneasy..... yeah, that creates insecurity.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 26, 2018, 12:10:28 AM
 :goty2

I'm spreading awareness
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 26, 2018, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 11:24:00 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on October 25, 2018, 11:12:46 PM
You should not give so much of a shit about dating that you go and get a fucking tattoo to get 'mired.
No? Everything we do as a male has an underpinning of wanting to get laid. And we don't need to observe straight white male bro culture to realize this.

Walk by the gay portion of a beach. Go look at guys there and tell me what you see. There will be no other area of a beach with that many guys in physical peak shape. Why is that?

homobros just like to work out more or something?  :beli

As a (mostly heterosexual) girl gets to know you, she'll care about the following in chronological order:


I cannot comment on gay dudes at the beach even though I lived next to the beach in Santa cruz, a premier location for the cigarilloest of beaches yet there were no gay beaches

wtf at the word filters? cigarilloest?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 26, 2018, 01:06:28 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 11:59:25 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 25, 2018, 11:45:51 PM
You were shy for 5 years because of a tummy ache, yeah nothing weird I guess.
Sigh.. so you can complain about a massive splitting headache but someone that can suffer from intestinal issues can't have problems? Have you ever had something like that? It's bad. Your gut can do a lot of weird stuff to you where it effects you psychologically.

Imagine every time you went out you ended up getting that headache. Now think about how you'd interact with people. Sure, it'd be different, but imagine what it would do. You'd probably be short, lack patience, not want anyone to talk too loud or grating in your ear.... it'd have an adverse effect on your interactions with people.

And I wouldn't say I was shy, I was uneasy. Think of the last time you ate sooo much your fucking stomach felt like it was going to bust through your pants, or a time you had immense gas and it hurt your stomach. Now think about wearing jeans and being out and you eat 1 slice of pizza, or a small appetizer , or fuck anything, 1 beer and suddenly you feel like your stomach is mad bloated, it's painful, you get uneasy..... yeah, that creates insecurity.

Ehh, not everything people do is to get laid... funny you mention that on a videogame spinoff board of all places :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 26, 2018, 01:08:45 AM
And Tatiana is most likely not being serious about wanting to meet up.

I’ve had a rough week at work so I’m just desperate to meet someone that I can take it easy with...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 26, 2018, 01:09:57 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on October 26, 2018, 01:02:57 AM
wtf at the word filters? cigarilloest?

Cigarillo is old as dirt here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 26, 2018, 01:30:51 AM
They put it front and center in their bios...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2018, 02:47:00 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 25, 2018, 06:04:31 PM
This ain’t Europe, Atra has a car

 :jeanluc :jeanluc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 26, 2018, 03:08:55 AM
They also probably say they hike but you ain't whipping out your Merrells, Atra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on October 26, 2018, 03:49:35 AM
Atra, read up on the elaborate culture of Russian prison tattoos, I think that's exactly the kind of look you'll want to go for and the message you'll want to send. And worse comes to worse and you wind up in a Russian prison, you'll know the system and not look like a noob.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 26, 2018, 04:01:41 AM
Remember, only other thiefs in law thirsty awkward nerds are human beings.

https://m.soundcloud.com/war_college/your-handy-dandy-guide-to-the-1 (https://m.soundcloud.com/war_college/your-handy-dandy-guide-to-the-1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 26, 2018, 06:18:08 AM
Quote from: tiesto on October 26, 2018, 01:06:28 AM

Ehh, not everything people do is to get laid... funny you mention that on a videogame spinoff board of all places :P
I thought of that as I typed it up. I was waiting for someone to come in and start arguing with me for me to throw up the sign...

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:reeeee
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This is the main reason I butt heads with so many of you. Gamers are a different group of people. A very special group.  :P

Quote from: riotous on October 26, 2018, 01:07:47 AM
Assimilate:  Just when I first read your story it came across kind of funny, sorry lol.

Good. Most of what I say should be taken that way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 26, 2018, 07:36:20 AM
"Get a permanent tattoo on your neck so you can get laid"

How many times were you dropped on your head as a child, Assimilate?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on October 26, 2018, 07:46:32 AM
I mean... it worked for Pete Davidson
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on October 26, 2018, 07:56:42 AM
Are you suggesting that he eventually got too many which is why they broke up?

That there's some kind of Tattoo Equilibrium to maintain?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 26, 2018, 08:06:55 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 26, 2018, 07:36:20 AM
"Get a permanent tattoo on your neck so you can get laid"

How many times were you dropped on your head as a child, Assimilate?
Explain to me why all these famous soccer players have tats on their necks now? Do you think they do it for street cred? For other bros to give them props? Fuck even the Beiber has a neck tat. It's definitely in style.

And the dudes that do it aren't the idiots in my opinion. All men are thirsty, they do what they can to get laid, even famous ones. It's the women that fall for the trends since they control the buying power in the West they dictate what is or is not 'cool'. Remember when dumb bitches loved skinny eyebrows and clean shaved men? I thought it was absurd, but there were many dudes that fell victim to it. Many sad fucks.

You can argue if it is absurd to get a neck tat because it is in style but don't pretend guys don't do things like this for any other reason but for attraction unless you think out of nowhere a bunch of guys started to suddenly get the desire to tat their fucking necks all at once  :lol

 I'm never gettin a neck tat. I'd look like a Mexican gangster probably. Atra may actually look good with it. And so I half-jokingly suggest he get one. And if he got one there would be nothing wrong with that, would there?

But of course the Ree response is?

 :gamergate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 26, 2018, 09:23:58 AM
Stop being such a combative fool. It's bleedingly obvious you didn't think this through (gee, why do celebs and certain subcultures get away with eccentricities ordinary people don't?). Swinging for the fences isn't going to convince anybody otherwise.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on October 26, 2018, 09:40:29 AM
Nah, he's right. I can see it being overly stupid if you live in some religious areas or like to uphold a certain image for some careers but it's fucking everywhere here. Plenty of girls love it but imo it's just tape for a broken pipe. I suppose it depends on what you are looking for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on October 26, 2018, 09:56:26 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 26, 2018, 08:06:55 AM
And the dudes that do it aren't the idiots in my opinion. All men are thirsty, they do what they can to get laid, even famous ones. It's the women that fall for the trends since they control the buying power in the West they dictate what is or is not 'cool'. Remember when dumb bitches loved skinny eyebrows and clean shaved men? I thought it was absurd, but there were many dudes that fell victim to it. Many sad fucks.

https://youtu.be/miZxYjqqjZM

Pretty close to what Charlie describes in the first 30 seconds of this clip.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 26, 2018, 10:19:03 AM
The path is obvious, Atra. Get a neck tattoo AND move to Finland. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on October 26, 2018, 10:28:38 AM
Quote from: Rufus on October 26, 2018, 10:19:03 AM
The path is obvious, Atra. Get a neck tattoo AND move to Finland. :yeshrug

Nah he'd have too much competition when every third dude looks just like him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 26, 2018, 10:30:56 AM
Change of plans. Just move to Finland. No neck tattoo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 26, 2018, 11:21:59 AM
“Says that they aren’t serious and exaggerate”

“Makes paragraphs to defend un-serious argument”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 26, 2018, 11:23:30 AM
To be fair to Assy, an acquaintance of mine has a neck tattoo and his wife recently got pregnant so... he's right I guess?

Atra, I think you're better off relocating to Asheville or some place else, than going for a neck tattoo though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 26, 2018, 11:26:04 AM
I mean it’s not like there isn’t ever logic to what he says. It’s just filtered and framed through a wannabe author of The Game.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 26, 2018, 11:38:43 AM
The season is starting to suck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 26, 2018, 12:03:41 PM
What the fuck is even that discussion  :lol
You should only do a tattoo, let alone a neck one, if you're really confortable with the idea. Getting one just to catch some pussy sounds like the worst idea ever. Buy nicer clothes, take a hobby, make some sport... All would seem more useful, cheaper and less rash than a neck tat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on October 26, 2018, 12:15:50 PM
You are right, that said, the bulk of the population is one step away from becoming chavs(complete package with the english accent) in pretty much every country and asking those dumb fucks to do anything worthwhile vs just getting tattoos all over your ass is a tough sell.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 26, 2018, 12:23:11 PM
The thing that I don't get about this conversation about the tattoo is that any woman that needs a guy with a tattoo would NOT want a guy who just got tattoos for getting women. They want a confident guy who doesn't give a fuck. Just sayin' :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 26, 2018, 12:24:01 PM
I'd rather get a rimjob from a girl than get a neck tattoo for one.  Just sayin'.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 26, 2018, 12:28:29 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 26, 2018, 12:23:11 PM
The thing that I don't get about this conversation about the tattoo is that any woman that needs a guy with a tattoo would NOT want a guy who just got tattoos for getting women. They want a confident guy who doesn't give a fuck. Just sayin' :trumps
So what your saying is that people like people who have a good sense of self and do things refelective of that?

Impossible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on October 26, 2018, 12:54:47 PM
Why would you tell Atra to get a tattoo because he ran out of tinder matches ??? The last time he ran out he became a duck for a week. A tattoo is so unimaginative in comparison.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 26, 2018, 12:54:57 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 26, 2018, 12:24:01 PM
I'd rather get a rimjob from a girl than get a neck tattoo for one.  Just sayin'.
Who wouldn't? :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2018, 02:11:00 PM
OK Atra, here's your 6-step plan for guaranteed coitus maximus.

1. Get a neck tattoo
2. Move to Finland
3. Become a professional football player and/or pop star
4. Make millions
5. ???
6. Get laid


Go.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 26, 2018, 04:24:18 PM
Y'all tryna turn Atra into the Fonz is one way to make him jump the shark
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 26, 2018, 04:29:08 PM
can't jump the shark if you already did that years ago :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 26, 2018, 05:03:32 PM
You know youre a fiend when youre willing to walk on a sprained ankle for some pussy. This night for me is gonna feel a little Hank Moody'ish
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 26, 2018, 05:11:42 PM
People unironically watch that show?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 26, 2018, 05:20:05 PM
(https://abload.de/img/santa_and_pro_wrestlitocjv.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=santa_and_pro_wrestlitocjv.jpg)

I aspire to be the slovenly beautiful man archetype
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 26, 2018, 05:51:24 PM
Quote from: hampster on October 26, 2018, 12:54:47 PM
Why would you tell Atra to get a tattoo because he ran out of tinder matches ??? The last time he ran out he became a duck for a week. A tattoo is so unimaginative in comparison.
Oh man, I totally forgot about that.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 26, 2018, 05:52:36 PM
#bringback #ducktra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on October 26, 2018, 05:56:39 PM
Just so you know, moving to Finland for girls is even worse than getting a neck tattoo.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 26, 2018, 06:33:12 PM
Otherwise I did manage to squeeze my date regardless this evening, despite being mildly sick. I am to be unavailable for the next three weeks so I wanted to meet in person, I wouldn't bear delaying it and be forced to chat (which is a super frustrating medium).

She's feisty, energetic, likes her little vices quite a bit. She's fun to talk with. No top model but mostly my type too. We exchanged numbers and agreed on trying to eat dinner together Sunday so I'd say there's some mutual interest there.

Will set up appointment for neck tat ASAP.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on October 26, 2018, 06:42:34 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 26, 2018, 06:27:46 PM
Finland isn't even real. The landmass that supposedly sits there is actually just open ocean.

Americans robbing others of their land, once again.  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 26, 2018, 06:51:47 PM
VK saving this season. :bow2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 26, 2018, 09:08:16 PM
Welp blood was in play. She hadn't banged in a while and things got hot and heavy. Was greeted with a post coital murder scene. Sat there like

(https://abload.de/img/3399010480_f37fd57eebu0ecn.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=3399010480_f37fd57eebu0ecn.jpg)

As she frantically put things in the wash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 26, 2018, 09:14:11 PM
more deets
:mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 26, 2018, 10:19:02 PM
She's a 5'5 honey. Got her her legs over my shoulders and went to pound town. It was a tight entry which should have been a warning sign since I ain't no hulk dick but I powered through it. She certainly wasn't complaining. She goes to clean off once done.  I look down at a crimson Zack Pollack painting from the shaft up to my navel.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 26, 2018, 10:26:56 PM
Also, sex does cure a sprained ankle. I fuckin moonwalked out that backdoor slider
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 26, 2018, 11:07:28 PM
Only like
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7" and moderately girthy
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I think it was more of a her problem than me problem cause I've never had THIS issue before, at least with that much blood.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 27, 2018, 12:20:20 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 26, 2018, 05:03:32 PM
You know youre a fiend when youre willing to walk on a sprained ankle for some pussy. This night for me is gonna feel a little Hank Moody'ish

The worst is when sciatica springs up for me right before sex time  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 27, 2018, 12:23:53 AM
wait was the 'blood' comment supposed to be a reference to inducing physical trauma or getting red wings i'm confused
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 27, 2018, 12:26:29 AM
Blood makes the lubrication more difficult, maybe she didn't expect it yet and therefore her sheets are fucked.

Get her a handtowel monogrammed with "DTF on my monthlies" to show you're a ginnelman. And a bottle of lube.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 27, 2018, 12:43:56 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on October 27, 2018, 12:23:53 AM
wait was the 'blood' comment supposed to be a reference to inducing physical trauma or getting red wings i'm confused

Physical trauma. She didn't really expand on it other than it happens with her due to some quirk with her vagina? I felt bad because she was so apologetic it even happened.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 27, 2018, 12:47:08 AM
unless you were fucking a virgin midget you 100% fucked a girl the day she expected to get her period dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 27, 2018, 12:50:35 AM
Well like I said I had trouble at first cause she was pretty
damn tight so her having her period didnt really jump at me. She also has an IUD (well she told me) but maybe that was it. Hmmmm.

She sent me pics of the clean sheets an hour ago. Kinda concerned she got blood out that quickly...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 27, 2018, 04:30:42 AM
That's a diaphragm. IUDs are Y or T-shaped and actually sit inside the uterus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 27, 2018, 09:20:30 AM
prolly thinking of nuvaring. a dick nightmare
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 27, 2018, 01:45:58 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 27, 2018, 03:43:45 AM
Quote from: riotous on October 27, 2018, 12:53:54 AM
Hate IUDs, so uncomfortable to rub up against that shit.

You sporting a 10 incher or something?

I pack decent heat and have never felt one.
You can feel the string slightly every once in a while.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on October 27, 2018, 01:52:00 PM
Them anti-rape devices chicks sometimes have stuck up there are the worst though, really chafes the ding dong
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 12:40:03 AM
Can we put wagers on this shit?


Atra, get one of those fake tattoos going. Do it all over one of your arms and your neck then take pics and use it on Tinder, and also go out to a few bars.

Let's see what happens. It'd blow away you pretending to be a CHAD or even a woman on Tinder.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 01:01:25 AM
Quote from: skullstorm on October 27, 2018, 01:52:00 PM
Them anti-rape devices chicks sometimes have stuck up there are the worst though, really chafes the ding dong
I couldn't find the picture of the one I was thinking of, but for some reason this was in the GIS results:
(https://chicagofamilyplanning.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/device_02_big.jpg)

 :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 28, 2018, 01:02:30 AM
at least spoiler that shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 01:05:49 AM
that post with the new avatar :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2018, 01:09:39 AM
Shosta is now my lowest fap
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 28, 2018, 01:17:10 AM
Exile this thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 06:09:02 AM
Christ. What a night.

If anything, it became crystal clear tonight that possum girl only sees me as a platonic friend and nothing more.  :doge

And she’s totes getting dicked down by a different guy each week.  :doge

And she’s totes getting dicked down by a shirtless strapping young lad that she met at this rave.

Anyways, Molly is nice. I took about 125 milligrams. It gave me so much confidence but I still have some ways to go to harness it properly. I was, however, able to moderate how much I felt on the drug & keep my composure. :yeshrug

So, that all being said: I’m gonna smoke some weed, take a shower, sleep, and pray I don’t want to eat a bullet after I wake up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2018, 06:17:53 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 06:09:02 AM
It gave me so much confidence but I still have some ways to go to harness it properly.
Neck tattoo is coming, brehs. :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 28, 2018, 08:31:37 AM
Drugs will surely solve all your problems, breh.

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A neck tattoo will though
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on October 28, 2018, 12:02:30 PM
Feel like the lesson of The Girl with the Opossum and Tattoos is "you can't harness getting high into getting laid" but what do I know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 12:15:10 PM
Well, now I can finally close this chapter in my dating life and hopefully use what I’ve learned in future scenarios.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 28, 2018, 12:41:08 PM
Yeah, I empathize with your disappointment at the lack of romantical complexities but fun friends are also good to have — and they have other fun friends who you might get to bone 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 28, 2018, 12:46:43 PM
Yeah I’m not sure what’s wrong with her just being platonic. A new friend is always cool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 01:01:20 PM
It’s cool.

It’s just when you meet someone who’s super nice and has a lot of stuff in common with you you can’t help but fall for them a bit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 28, 2018, 01:03:08 PM
Times like these you just gotta say “Well, life, you got me down again, time to roll another joint”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 01:28:23 PM
Also, another thing that hit me last night.

I should really get back into lifting weights/strength training.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on October 28, 2018, 01:37:01 PM
Instead of doing that you should show the girl you can beat Canary Mary in Banjo Tooie without pausing the game. Then tell her that the A button could be her clitoris.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 02:02:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 01:28:23 PM


I should really get back into lifting weights/strength training.  :doge

 :mynicca

hope over to the fitness thread my guy.

soon I'll turn Atra into a neck tatted muscle bear.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 02:08:01 PM
Oh, another thing: Last night I took my shirt off for a bit and got compliments for my zangief tuft of chest hair.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2018, 02:28:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 02:08:01 PM
Oh, another thing: Last night I took my shirt off for a bit and got compliments for my zangief tuft of chest hair.  :doge

Fucking millennials

Edit: read that as complaints at first. Millennials redeemed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 28, 2018, 05:13:53 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 02:08:01 PM
Oh, another thing: Last night I took my shirt off for a bit and got compliments for my zangief tuft of chest hair.  :doge
What the fuck did I tell you about that? Huh? Start listening to me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 05:46:12 PM
It's just that the buff dudes were really hitting it off with the ladies last night.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 06:19:57 PM
Quote from: Glen on October 28, 2018, 06:09:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 05:46:12 PM
It's just that the buff dudes were really hitting it off with the ladies last night.  :doge

It's a game multiplier, dude.
Exactly.

So is a neck tat in this current climate.

Get one Atra. Trust me.

Quote from: Glen on October 28, 2018, 05:43:32 PM


Yes, yes. To Assimilate you listen.
  :preach
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2018, 07:11:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 05:46:12 PM
It's just that the buff dudes were really hitting it off with the ladies last night.  :doge

Dropping my weight and getting cut up again has absolutely changed how people interact with me, especially women. My biceps have been squeezed in passing a surprising amount of times by women im cool with and I'm not even halfway to my goal yet. Maximize your physical potential. You don't have to let it consume you like some people but allow it to be another facet of yourself you work on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 28, 2018, 09:46:49 PM
Antilock Braking System (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-lock_braking_system)?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 28, 2018, 10:10:20 PM
Been on a second date : no tear drop yet, sorry Wrath. Got dinner then went to her place to chill and we drinked and talked a few hours. She's fun, very talkative (I can see how it could get a bit tiring after a while, by her own admission but I'm like an actual bona fide débonnaire and I know how to force in a conversation when I want so...), we do share some views on life (and our employment status), relationships and plenty of interests. Unpretentious, loosened up which is my thing, a lot more wild than me but I kinda want that too.

We both work tomorrow (well, today) and her esp. early and I was still having a bit of a running nose, not exactly the most glamorous thing, and while she admitted being passive as far as contacting people to set up a date she's really not stuck up, shy or prude so I suspected she would have eased an opening for getting more touchy and physical if it really was in play. Maybe I could have been more assertive for a kiss but it honestly didn't feel like the moment for that. I did say I fancy her and she seemed pleased at the prospect of another date whenever possible (we live, like, at a 20mn walk of each other). Here's the rub though : I'm drowning in work and it's doubtful I'll get any time at all to see her in the next two weeks (maybe Thursday but I'll be back from abroad a tad late so same problem as today : obligations and work the next day), something I made clear. I'm not in an hurry and I do think we started bonding, but what should I do in the meantime ? Text her in 3-4 days to say some "wish you were here" stuff ? Get a neck tat ? Drop her a text tomorrow that I wished we could have talked even longer ?

Frankly I sort of miss her already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 28, 2018, 10:54:55 PM
if you can't see her even once in the next two weeks, how can you make time for a relationship? This is the kind of thing you just have to squeeze in somehow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 28, 2018, 11:19:00 PM
Be honest and go for what you want. I'd rather regret failing because I was honest about what I wanted, rather than failing because I wanted to seem cool.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 28, 2018, 11:56:34 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 28, 2018, 11:19:00 PM
Be honest and go for what you want. I'd rather regret failing because I was honest about what I wanted, rather than failing because I wanted to seem cool.

This is what I'm thinking but explained better.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 29, 2018, 04:57:59 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on October 28, 2018, 11:56:34 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 28, 2018, 11:19:00 PM
Be honest and go for what you want. I'd rather regret failing because I was honest about what I wanted, rather than failing because I wanted to seem cool.

This is what I'm thinking but explained better.

Not sure I follow ? Could you elaborate ?

Quote from: Shostakovich on October 28, 2018, 10:54:55 PM
if you can't see her even once in the next two weeks, how can you make time for a relationship? This is the kind of thing you just have to squeeze in somehow.

Because life isn't convenient that way. It's pretty out of the ordinary that my schedule is so heavy (and it's not hyperbole : I'm literally unavailable, 5-6 days abroad including the next weekend and otherwise 14 hours work days) but so it is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on October 29, 2018, 05:26:30 AM
Just make sure to fit some time in for the neck tattoo and it should work itself out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 29, 2018, 07:48:11 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 29, 2018, 04:57:59 AM
Not sure I follow ? Could you elaborate ?
It seems like you two sparked something. Stoke the flame however you can. Don't wait for a good moment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 29, 2018, 09:00:36 AM
We texted this morning to see how rough sleep was for each other.
I feel I could probably casually chit chat with her, maybe that's best how to keep in touch. On the meaningful stuff I don't think there's much to add before next date. She's laid back, I wouldn't want to come across as too needy.

Quote from: Rufus on October 29, 2018, 07:48:11 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 29, 2018, 04:57:59 AM
Not sure I follow ? Could you elaborate ?
It seems like you two sparked something. Stoke the flame however you can. Don't wait for a good moment.

She deffo sparked something for me. She had a good time, I don't know she got the hots tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 29, 2018, 09:03:33 AM
Feels good, feels scary.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 29, 2018, 01:36:53 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 29, 2018, 04:57:59 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on October 28, 2018, 11:56:34 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 28, 2018, 11:19:00 PM
Be honest and go for what you want. I'd rather regret failing because I was honest about what I wanted, rather than failing because I wanted to seem cool.

This is what I'm thinking but explained better.

Not sure I follow ? Could you elaborate ?

Not sure if that was to me or someone else.

If it was to me, I'm a hopeless romantic and I'm like "If you feel you miss her, tell her. Not tomorrow or 3-4 days from now. Do it!" If that scares her off, then it wasn't going to work our anyway, and might as well find out. But there's an outside chance she might be feeling the same. If that's the case, she deserves to know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 29, 2018, 02:01:26 PM
That's something I don't understand either.  The comment VK just made about not wanting to come off too needy is a good example.  I get comfortable easy.  If I feel like texting a new friend I will.  If it scares them off then okay, because that's who I am.  Unless it's truly problematic behavior then just be yourself
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 29, 2018, 02:50:12 PM
I agree 100%, show up at her work place with flowers and a card
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that says “Do you like to be choked during sex? ()Yes ()No”
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 29, 2018, 04:05:56 PM
We ended texting today so yeah I guess things flowed naturally anyway.
:yeshrug

I said I had a great night, was looking forward to next time, was sad I had to wait a bit for that to happen, and that I wouldn't have minded if it had lasted longer. She's was in tune with all of that.

Not much to do now but keep in touch and wait for mid November.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 29, 2018, 04:07:38 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kI6MWZrl8v8
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 29, 2018, 08:17:54 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 28, 2018, 10:10:20 PM
Been on a second date : no tear drop yet, sorry Wrath. Got dinner then went to her place to chill and we drinked and talked a few hours. She's fun, very talkative (I can see how it could get a bit tiring after a while, by her own admission but I'm like an actual bona fide débonnaire and I know how to force in a conversation when I want so...), we do share some views on life (and our employment status), relationships and plenty of interests. Unpretentious, loosened up which is my thing, a lot more wild than me but I kinda want that too.

We both work tomorrow (well, today) and her esp. early and I was still having a bit of a running nose, not exactly the most glamorous thing, and while she admitted being passive as far as contacting people to set up a date she's really not stuck up, shy or prude so I suspected she would have eased an opening for getting more touchy and physical if it really was in play. Maybe I could have been more assertive for a kiss but it honestly didn't feel like the moment for that. I did say I fancy her and she seemed pleased at the prospect of another date whenever possible (we live, like, at a 20mn walk of each other). Here's the rub though : I'm drowning in work and it's doubtful I'll get any time at all to see her in the next two weeks (maybe Thursday but I'll be back from abroad a tad late so same problem as today : obligations and work the next day), something I made clear. I'm not in an hurry and I do think we started bonding, but what should I do in the meantime ? Text her in 3-4 days to say some "wish you were here" stuff ? Get a neck tat ? Drop her a text tomorrow that I wished we could have talked even longer ?

Frankly I sort of miss her already.


1. Get a bunch of roses tattooed all around your neck.
2. Tell her to hold onto that bouquet until she chokes you.
3. ???
4. Coitus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 29, 2018, 08:40:46 PM
Man Mmrsu is never living that down.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 29, 2018, 09:46:08 PM
UGGGGH!

I JUST WANT TO FUCK.

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and be loved.  :-\
[close]

Sorry, having a moment here.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 29, 2018, 09:47:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 29, 2018, 09:46:08 PM
UGGGGH!

I JUST WANT TO FUCK.

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and be loved.  :-\
[close]

Sorry, having a moment here.  :doge



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neck tat. do it.  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 29, 2018, 10:06:33 PM
Describe to me what this neck tat should look like on Atra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 29, 2018, 10:12:34 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 29, 2018, 10:06:33 PM
Describe to me what this neck tat should look like on Atra

no idea. he can get whatever he wants.

David Beckham has a rose on one side and birds on the other. lol

(https://i.imgur.com/voS8gqE.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/OyyjquL.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 29, 2018, 10:17:47 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 29, 2018, 10:06:33 PM
Describe to me what this neck tat should look like on Atra

I JUST WANT TO FUCK (and love)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 29, 2018, 10:23:28 PM
Those tattoos look fucking dumb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 29, 2018, 10:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 29, 2018, 10:23:28 PM
Those tattoos look fucking dumb

most of them are and yet

bitches love it

 :trumps

the thing is Atra can pull off the neck tat. I think it would go well with his look
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 29, 2018, 10:41:16 PM
Or they just liked the dudes regardless of the tat.

I mean your example is fucking David Beckham. He would be hot regardless.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 29, 2018, 10:51:11 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 29, 2018, 10:45:31 PM
No offense to Attra but the neck tat thing would be hilariously poserish for him;  doesn't fit his personality at all as far as I can tell.  Seattle is full of dudes like that;  super vanilla suburban dudes who would cry if they got a speeding ticket with prison tat sleaves.
:lol :lol


I think he should do it.  Maybe it would make him a tougher dude?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 29, 2018, 10:53:54 PM
Tattoos are degenerate, Assy Fashy. You should know this. :snob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 29, 2018, 10:57:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 29, 2018, 10:53:54 PM
Tattoos are degenerate, Assy Fashy. You should know this. :snob

 :dislike
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 29, 2018, 10:57:27 PM
Anyways, if I get invited out again by possum girl I need to decline this time. We've basically been seeing each other every week and I can tell I'm just sinking myself deeper & deeper into the emotional support role.  :-\

Also, when she last saw me at that rave, I made sure to smile at my phone like I just got a text from a really hot girl (which I kinda did...).

(https://i.imgur.com/Pnw2ZUI.jpg)

She's a single mom who I believe lives near SC's capital.


(https://i.imgur.com/cZaXE6G.png)

How am I doing so far?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 29, 2018, 11:11:58 PM
If I have tats they're on my soul or something.

Hence why I'm attracting these alt girls.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 29, 2018, 11:12:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 29, 2018, 09:46:08 PM
UGGGGH!

I JUST WANT TO FUCK.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
and be loved.  :-\
[close]

Sorry, having a moment here.  :doge
Going on three years for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 29, 2018, 11:14:00 PM
Almost two years for me.

Just gotta keep on truckin...

edit: Also, I'm not crazy right? Her bio is totally a porno plot device or something.

"Could you come over to my house and fix my car?" *wink wink*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 29, 2018, 11:21:34 PM
I believe it’s called humor.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 29, 2018, 11:23:37 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 29, 2018, 11:21:34 PM
I believe it’s called humor.
Perhaps... :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 29, 2018, 11:55:36 PM
https://twitter.com/_coryrichardson/status/1056941405770313728
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 12:04:35 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/YEUSJZZ.png)

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/8338db2e6d9e41c4ea9988128b4c891a/tenor.gif)

edit: whoops on that last gif.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2018, 12:06:09 AM
"Why yes I do! I'll be getting 'Do you like being choked during sex?' tattooed on my neck. Sucks to be you. Maybe next year you can get some Halloween plans."


OH MY GOD THAT GIF!!! :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 12:06:58 AM
Quote from: riotous on October 30, 2018, 12:05:43 AM
Ummm.. did you watch that entire gif?
NO OMG FUCK LOL  :lol  :rofl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 12:09:20 AM
Shit. Now I have to come up with some Halloween plans.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 30, 2018, 12:12:17 AM
The tumblrs corrupted you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2018, 12:14:12 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 12:09:20 AM
Shit. Now I have to come up with some Halloween plans.  :doge
Go trick or treating with her.

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I'm serious
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still serious
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 12:18:43 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2018, 12:14:12 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 12:09:20 AM
Shit. Now I have to come up with some Halloween plans.  :doge
Go trick or treating with her.

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I'm serious
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still serious
[close]
[close]
I'll see if there's anything on the Facebook events in my city.

The fact that she messaged me first and is seemingly down to meet up is all good & well but I wonder if she'd be willing to make the trek up to Greenville for just trick or treating. :yeshrug


I'll probably be like "I've got nothing set in stone but there's this *insert event* that I might be going to in Downtown Greenville"

Also... what if Possum Girl sees us together. Hopefully if that does happen it doesn't backfire and instead works to my favor.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 30, 2018, 12:30:06 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 29, 2018, 10:57:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 29, 2018, 10:53:54 PM
Tattoos are degenerate, Assy Fashy. You should know this. :snob

 :dislike

Facsimilate ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 01:08:24 AM
I’m not really seeing too much worthwhile stuff for Halloween this year thanks to it falling on a weekday night... hrrmm...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 30, 2018, 01:10:18 AM
Yeah Halloween for bars and shit already happened mostly
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 01:17:41 AM
I’ll just be honest and say I don’t really have anything going on. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 30, 2018, 03:23:19 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 29, 2018, 02:01:26 PM
That's something I don't understand either.  The comment VK just made about not wanting to come off too needy is a good example.  I get comfortable easy.  If I feel like texting a new friend I will.  If it scares them off then okay, because that's who I am.  Unless it's truly problematic behavior then just be yourself

Needy perhaps isn't the accurate term. I do think you can scare off someone by getting grandiloquent and bombastic right off the bat, even if there's some attraction (and being the laid back type, I do think she'd be prone to get a bad vibe from it). We've only been chatting for under two weeks and met last Friday. Missing her is a very strong sentiment after so little in person interaction, one I'd rather mention face to face than on text, frankly : I don't need to get my balls even bluer in the meantime, no good can come from it. Things will happen (or not happen) when we'll be in person and there's no way to rush that. And if my first impression of her is correct, I'm confident she'll be there then if she feels the same.

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This one would really hurt if I'm wrong.  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 30, 2018, 03:35:34 AM
Atra, go pick her up. And wear a this is fine dog costume.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on October 30, 2018, 03:45:35 AM
Send her:  "You're the trick and i'm the treat."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 09:25:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/AbLX0H8.png)

 :idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2018, 09:33:35 AM
Yeah send that

And send results

spoiler (click to show/hide)
or the likely lack thereof.
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 09:36:44 AM
Fuck. I need something better...

edit: A nice bar in my city is throwing this event:

Quote from: Ink N Ivy Halloween Party
Halloween is coming soon,
so grab your mask or your broom!

Come dressed as yourself, a witch, a ghost or whatever haunts your boat!!

Join us for the Ink N Ivy experience on Halloween night!

$1000 CASH & PRIZES FOR THE BEST COSTUME CONTEST.

DJ starts at 9:30 PM.


And here’s the message I just wrote up:
Quote
Nothing set in stone but I’m aiming to go to Ink N Ivy in Greenville for their Halloween Party/Costume Contest.

You’re welcome to tag along but I’ll understand if you can’t.

That’s probably as good as it’s going to get. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 30, 2018, 10:41:40 AM
A little too passive at the end for my tastes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 10:51:55 AM
"You're welcome to tag along."

"Wanna tag along?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 30, 2018, 11:31:06 AM
Once I get down to 8% BF imma get a vampire bite neck tattoo and silver diamond encrusted molded fangs. I'm gonna edgelord the fuck out, come at me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 11:43:02 AM
I sent a message.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 11:46:29 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/ZgMfGsL.png)

Fuck.  :doge

I’ll try another approach later today but looks like I’m doing Halloween solo for now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 30, 2018, 12:36:16 PM
I think she means on-call for booty calls, so just place an order, my dude!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2018, 12:47:54 PM
Man Atra, you whiffed that shot pretty good.
I wasn't kidding. You should've been like "I got nothing either. Why don't get meet up in costume and go trick or treating together and get some drinks. Where should I meet you?"
When someone you're interested in says "I don't have any plans" They're saying "Impress me with something."

A neck tattoo won't do that for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 30, 2018, 12:49:30 PM
I stole someone's girl with a Halloween movie marathon. This is like peak cuffing time. Everybody's dressing up in "I want to fuck" outfits.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 01:21:33 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2018, 12:47:54 PM
Man Atra, you whiffed that shot pretty good.
I wasn't kidding. You should've been like "I got nothing either. Why don't get meet up in costume and go trick or treating together and get some drinks. Where should I meet you?"
When someone you're interested in says "I don't have any plans" They're saying "Impress me with something."

A neck tattoo won't do that for you.
I think I can still pull this off. Maybe.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 30, 2018, 01:24:32 PM
Now I'm joking about eating old people and kids with her.
 :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 30, 2018, 05:06:35 PM
The cannibalism kind or the oral sex kind :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 05:42:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/av9mjfA.png)

The fucking lengths I will go to get pussy, brehs.   :doge

Also, I assume she just said "Well, let's just say yes." ??  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 30, 2018, 06:00:03 PM
Pretty much
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 30, 2018, 06:25:43 PM
I love the double question marks. She must be like, this nicca is either formal as fuck or hes running shit through a translator
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2018, 06:35:58 PM
Quieres coger, mami?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 06:38:13 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 30, 2018, 06:25:43 PM
I love the double question marks. She must be like, this nicca is either formal as fuck or hes running shit through a translator
WAIT! Are you telling me I don't have to do that?

Jesus Christ...  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 07:50:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ga9B7HM.png)

Heh. Ronito's advice might've just pulled my ass out of the fire.  :doge

Fuck! I don't have a costume!  :gddr5

edit: Lumberjack is the first thing that comes to mind for some odd reason.  :doge

edit2: A Russian tracksuit wearing gopnik is the 2nd...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 30, 2018, 09:27:25 PM
Get a bunch of temp neck and face tattoos and go as a sadboi

1) you'll be en vogue (not the group)
2) we can test out assi's theory

I'm only kinda joking  :ahnuld2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 10:12:54 PM
Going with Lumberjack.

Lumberjacks can be sexy, right?  :doge

edit: I mean, I've got the beard, the boots, the jeans, and the red flannel shirt.

Just need to find some suspenders and a fake/child safe ax (because all I have is a real ax  :doge ).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 30, 2018, 10:16:36 PM
Whitewash Aladdin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 11:03:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qqSir2T.png)

What the fuck do I do with this shit?!  :doge


"Ah for real? That is unfortunate. Well, I'm pretty flexible so if you need me to peace out and reconvene with you later I can."

Guys help me out. I'm not usually in this deep.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 11:13:21 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 30, 2018, 11:10:20 PM
Is the Dad hot?
No clue.

But she's easily a high 8 so he can't be too far off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 30, 2018, 11:15:16 PM
Hook up with the dad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 30, 2018, 11:23:20 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 30, 2018, 11:15:16 PM
Hook up with the dad
:dead




Dude, Atra, this one is a lost cause. Girls can sniff out desperation from a mile away. Have you not fucking figured this out by now?


Get the fucking neck tat and play the role. Change the game up. Somebody help me here, throw video game references so this fucking doof can understand what I'm saying.


EDIT: you know what would help you more? maybe? try this experiment. Go out with a girl 2 or 3 pegs below you. Someone that is totally into you that you don't give the slightest fuck about. That you're not even attracted to but you know she's attracted to you. It may be even a really fat fat chic. See how she treats you. This will help you understand how these girls sometimes work, mentally.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2018, 11:54:06 PM
FUCK THE DAD, YOU LOSER!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2018, 11:55:18 PM
There's not enough Molly in the world to make me do that.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 31, 2018, 02:02:19 AM
Girls are so much more interesting and talkative on Tinder than the dudes I’ve talked to.

Too bad this town is so small, it’s hard to find a real cutie.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 31, 2018, 02:18:16 AM
No, I live in a tiny ass town on the west coast of Norway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 31, 2018, 02:48:14 AM
I’ve mentioned before being part French. Half of my family lives there. :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 31, 2018, 03:58:54 AM
Yo when a single mom divulges her hatred of the biological my spidey senses go haywire. Tread carefully.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on October 31, 2018, 05:21:33 AM
Send back: "Do you vant to suck my blood?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 31, 2018, 05:28:11 AM
Dude, nobody who’s 67 miles away on fucking Tinder is ever gonna make that trek, or give enough of a shit to meet halfway.

She’s just talking to you because she’s bored.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 31, 2018, 05:30:44 AM
Maybe if you had a neck tat tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 31, 2018, 06:14:37 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 31, 2018, 03:58:54 AM
Yo when a single mom divulges her hatred of the biological my spidey senses go haywire. Tread carefully.

I think that's most single mothers but my general response was just "I get that" when they talk about how little they care for their sperm donor. There's all sorts of reasons a relationship can break up so I wouldn't make any assumptions.

It should be noted that I have never had a single mother dump their emotional baggage on me so maybe we've just had different luck. Vaya con dios and make a leap of faith Mr. lumberjack.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 31, 2018, 07:29:47 AM
Yeah, I just bailed. Fuck that nonsense.  :doge

Also, my sister has a chance to win $30K in grants for an engineering project and she needs me to design a logo for it by tonight.


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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 31, 2018, 09:11:43 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 31, 2018, 07:29:47 AM
‘what would MDMA [my real name] do?'

Possum Girl: Me.

*Atra wakes up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 31, 2018, 10:40:40 AM
I just can't stop thinking about her and I know I need to or I will drive myself to insanity. :goty2


Also, I've been doing the following:
-Making myself as scarce as humanly possible (i.e. not blowing up her phone up with texts asking when we can hang out again or liking all her social media posts)
-Being flirty with other girls
-Trying to set up dates with other girls
-Not being a total yes man when I'm around her
-Trying to keep myself genuinely upbeat and positive when I'm not directly in her presence
-Smiling at my phone like I'm getting texts on the regular from hot women
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 31, 2018, 10:53:45 AM
She must be really amazing. Or she tongued your balls and asshole. Otherwise I’m not understanding how you’re so infatuated so quickly.

Go get your balls and asshole tongued to forget about her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 31, 2018, 10:59:24 AM
He hasn't gotten laid in so long he will be hung up on any girl that gives him the slightest attention
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 31, 2018, 11:02:23 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 31, 2018, 10:53:45 AM
She must be really amazing. Or she tongued your balls and asshole. Otherwise I’m not understanding how you’re so infatuated so quickly.

Go get your balls and asshole tongued to forget about her.
I think the crux of my infatuation is that she is a really interesting and multi-faceted person. She's artistic, scientific, smart, witty, funny, energetic, a rebel, beautiful, and confident.

Most girls I've dated in the past bored the living fuck out of me.

edit: Also, I think part of the reason why she has these characteristics was because she wasn't one of the "pretty girls" growing up but she glowed up big time after graduating from high school & college.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 31, 2018, 11:28:20 AM
Gotcha. It sounds like you are projecting a bit in that she is the type of person you want to be around and be.just make it happen then. Either be with her and accept your place as friends or go on your own adventure taking what you’ve learned from her. This is also how you start surrounding yourself with the people you want to be surrounded by. And although it should be secondary, maybe that’s how and where you meet more women you find interesting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 31, 2018, 11:35:30 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Pedestal_%28PSF%29.png/220px-Pedestal_%28PSF%29.png)

Mups is right though. You're getting caught up in her. Instead leverage her to surround yourself with people like her, in that group you'll likely find what you're looking for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 31, 2018, 01:02:26 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 31, 2018, 10:40:40 AM
I just can't stop thinking about her and I know I need to or I will drive myself to insanity. :goty2


Also, I've been doing the following:
-Making myself as scarce as humanly possible (i.e. not blowing up her phone up with texts asking when we can hang out again or liking all her social media posts)
-Being flirty with other girls
-Trying to set up dates with other girls
-Not being a total yes man when I'm around her
-Trying to keep myself genuinely upbeat and positive when I'm not directly in her presence
-Smiling at my phone like I'm getting texts on the regular from hot women

Honestly do not try this sort of subterfuge. Get to the gym and maintain your friendly relationship with her. Maybe she'll grow fond of you like that over time but twisting yourself to try and hit some unknown variable will only lead to bitterness.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 31, 2018, 01:19:33 PM
Why not show up today at possum girls house with fake neck and arm tats. Just fucking test it out Atra, damn. You test out being a female on tinder, and you won't do this?

Do it for the Bore if you won't do it for yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 31, 2018, 07:44:22 PM
"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 31, 2018, 07:48:00 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 31, 2018, 07:44:22 PM
"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.

(https://abload.de/img/giphy35l0d7n.gif) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=giphy35l0d7n.gif)

I just sighed in real life

https://youtu.be/raNGeq3_DtM

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 31, 2018, 07:49:31 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 31, 2018, 07:44:22 PM
"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.
Bless Up :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 31, 2018, 07:51:04 PM
Thread is now life affirming. Bless up indeed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 31, 2018, 08:12:52 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 31, 2018, 07:44:22 PM
"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.
You should reply, "Puppy. that's someone's name is Puppy. Just wait til you see what Mupepe told me to do..."


Also, you were able to accomplish all this WITHOUT a neck tattoo?
 :woooo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on October 31, 2018, 08:16:28 PM
Quote from: Exodust on October 31, 2018, 08:13:54 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 31, 2018, 07:44:22 PM
"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.

TEAR DAT MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS UP, VOM!!!!
where's your respect for weeemen?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 01, 2018, 12:09:08 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 31, 2018, 08:16:28 PM
Quote from: Exodust on October 31, 2018, 08:13:54 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 31, 2018, 07:44:22 PM
"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.

TEAR DAT MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS UP, VOM!!!!
where's your respect for weeemen?

You didn't see Vom's post on chatting about cannibalism? French people are natural romantics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 01, 2018, 09:56:41 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on November 01, 2018, 12:09:08 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 31, 2018, 08:16:28 PM
Quote from: Exodust on October 31, 2018, 08:13:54 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 31, 2018, 07:44:22 PM
"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.

TEAR DAT MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS UP, VOM!!!!
where's your respect for weeemen?

You didn't see Vom's post on chatting about cannibalism? French people are natural romantics.

Especially me or her.
Besides freaky shit in bed doesn't exclude respect :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 01, 2018, 10:00:08 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 06:09:02 AM
Christ. What a night.

If anything, it became crystal clear tonight that possum girl only sees me as a platonic friend and nothing more.  :doge

And she’s totes getting dicked down by a different guy each week.  :doge

And she’s totes getting dicked down by a shirtless strapping young lad that she met at this rave.

Anyways, Molly is nice. I took about 125 milligrams. It gave me so much confidence but I still have some ways to go to harness it properly. I was, however, able to moderate how much I felt on the drug & keep my composure. :yeshrug

So, that all being said: I’m gonna smoke some weed, take a shower, sleep, and pray I don’t want to eat a bullet after I wake up.

You gotta bail, dude.
If you have any desire beyond friendship for her, you're doing yourself a disservice by participating in a charade.
If you're on board for platonic friendship, by all means, continue. But it seems like you're messing your own feelings up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 01, 2018, 10:37:59 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 31, 2018, 03:58:54 AM
Yo when a single mom divulges her hatred of the biological my spidey senses go haywire. Tread carefully.

Yeah, I dunno, just… putting that out there for a person you're getting to know on a dating app is just some form of FRESH MADNESS.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 10:50:35 AM
Quote from: chronovore on November 01, 2018, 10:00:08 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 06:09:02 AM
Christ. What a night.

If anything, it became crystal clear tonight that possum girl only sees me as a platonic friend and nothing more.  :doge

And she’s totes getting dicked down by a different guy each week.  :doge

And she’s totes getting dicked down by a shirtless strapping young lad that she met at this rave.

Anyways, Molly is nice. I took about 125 milligrams. It gave me so much confidence but I still have some ways to go to harness it properly. I was, however, able to moderate how much I felt on the drug & keep my composure. :yeshrug

So, that all being said: I’m gonna smoke some weed, take a shower, sleep, and pray I don’t want to eat a bullet after I wake up.

You gotta bail, dude.
If you have any desire beyond friendship for her, you're doing yourself a disservice by participating in a charade.
If you're on board for platonic friendship, by all means, continue. But it seems like you're messing your own feelings up.
Yeah, you're right. :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 01, 2018, 12:50:29 PM
First rule of relationship thread is don't talk about etc...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 04:28:33 PM
I'll still keep in touch but yeah. I'm done pining. Time to move on.

edit: And MDMA Atra wouldn't pine. He'd just keep on moving on from gal to gal until something clicked.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 01, 2018, 04:46:09 PM
MDMA is awesome. I wish I had a connection....
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 04:59:11 PM
Just gotta befriend some people who don't take things like laws seriously.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 01, 2018, 05:10:27 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 05:13:12 PM
As much as I dog you guys I know dating back in the States is infinitely harder than around here. Girl/guy ratio sucks, girls think they deserve the world, guys are clowns and do the whole "feminist " garbage, on top of it they lie constantly to perk themselves up so the competition is exaggerated....

all of it sucks. I feel bad for what the dating scene is like over there right now.

Getting on a bus over here you can pull a girl with just a smile and a "hi how are you, you're beautiful" That's how crazy it is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 01, 2018, 06:10:04 PM
FUCK THE DAD, YOU LOSER!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 07:23:00 PM
I stopped talking to that single mom btw.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 07:32:23 PM
thank god I only have two more weeks in this town. it sucks not having bros to go out with.

Hitting up girls that are 5s that you don't want to fuck but want to fuck you is not the way to go about going out on the night before a holiday   :snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 01, 2018, 07:38:07 PM
I don’t think I could handle a single mom. I don’t even like kids.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 07:44:58 PM
If the kid is like 10 y/o and not a total shitbag then I would probably be fine with that.

It's babies and toddlers that I absolutely despise.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 07:46:24 PM
 :trigger

edit: It's more the fact that the kid is priority #1 for the mom, then their job/livelihood/education is #2, then their friends/hobbies might come in #3, and the guy dating the single mom (if he's lucky) is a distant 4th priority.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 07:48:03 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 07:44:58 PM
If the kid is like 10 y/o and not a total shitbag then I would probably be fine with that.

It's babies and toddlers that I absolutely despise.
what? no. 10 year olds are brutal bro. they need attention, they need to be taken to soccer games and shit. you're better off with a toddler/babies they can pawn off to someone when they need to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 07:50:39 PM
Perhaps.

Anyways, I'm not really seriously considering dating a single mom anytime soon. ( no offense Val :doge )
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 07:52:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 07:50:39 PM
Perhaps.

Anyways, I'm not really seriously considering dating a single mom anytime soon. ( no offense Val :doge )
is val hot or just a skinny white gothic girl that can pass off as a crack head?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 01, 2018, 07:53:06 PM
I mean I just dislike kids. I mean I see the positive in that it means the girl probably has her own life and won’t be super clingy. But the idea of step children is unappealing. Oh well most women in thier 30s have kids so just gonna have to deal with it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 01, 2018, 07:53:46 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 07:52:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 07:50:39 PM
Perhaps.

Anyways, I'm not really seriously considering dating a single mom anytime soon. ( no offense Val :doge )
is val hot or just a skinny white gothic girl that can pass off as a crack head?
Why not both?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 08:05:53 PM
Anyways, there's two bars downtown I'm going to check out this weekend if I'm not absolutely exhausted by Friday.

Gotta give my IRL game a whirl since tinder is pretty much a joke at this point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 08:16:32 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 01, 2018, 07:53:46 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 07:52:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 07:50:39 PM
Perhaps.

Anyways, I'm not really seriously considering dating a single mom anytime soon. ( no offense Val :doge )
is val hot or just a skinny white gothic girl that can pass off as a crack head?
Why not both?

true, but depends how skinny

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 01, 2018, 08:37:27 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 08:05:53 PM
Anyways, there's two bars downtown I'm going to check out this weekend if I'm not absolutely exhausted by Friday.

Gotta give my IRL game a whirl since tinder is pretty much a joke at this point.
To be fair, you wouldn't fuck the dad. So that's sorta on you. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on November 01, 2018, 08:53:03 PM
I’m fat where it counts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 01, 2018, 08:58:48 PM
 :ryker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on November 01, 2018, 08:53:03 PM
I’m fat where it counts.

proof.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 01, 2018, 09:06:29 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on November 01, 2018, 08:53:03 PM
I’m fat where it counts.

proof.
Like she's going to give to you of all people.
Why, I bet you're tall and confident. You asshole.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 09:08:52 PM
She won't do it cuz she's lyin.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 09:09:06 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 01, 2018, 08:37:27 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 08:05:53 PM
Anyways, there's two bars downtown I'm going to check out this weekend if I'm not absolutely exhausted by Friday.

Gotta give my IRL game a whirl since tinder is pretty much a joke at this point.
To be fair, you wouldn't fuck the dad. So that's sorta on you. :ufup
What if the dad didn't want to get fucked? It takes two to tango, my guy.  :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 01, 2018, 09:10:30 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 09:08:52 PM
She won't do it cuz she's lyin.
See? Tall and confident. Just like I said.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 01, 2018, 09:11:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 09:09:06 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 01, 2018, 08:37:27 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 08:05:53 PM
Anyways, there's two bars downtown I'm going to check out this weekend if I'm not absolutely exhausted by Friday.

Gotta give my IRL game a whirl since tinder is pretty much a joke at this point.
To be fair, you wouldn't fuck the dad. So that's sorta on you. :ufup
What if the dad didn't want to get fucked? It takes two to tango, my guy.  :hmph
If you knew anything about dads it's that they always want to get fucked, my dude. :wag
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 01, 2018, 09:12:41 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 09:08:52 PM
She won't do it cuz she's lyin.
then why don’t you post pictures of yourself?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 09:14:51 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 01, 2018, 09:12:41 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 09:08:52 PM
She won't do it cuz she's lyin.
then why don’t you post pictures of yourself?
I bet Assi looks like your typical dudebro but with a Brazilian twist.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 09:15:39 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 01, 2018, 09:12:41 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 09:08:52 PM
She won't do it cuz she's lyin.
then why don’t you post pictures of yourself?
I didn't put myself out there bruh. I've made It known no pics will be posted until my target physique is achieved.

Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 09:14:51 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 01, 2018, 09:12:41 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 09:08:52 PM
She won't do it cuz she's lyin.
then why don’t you post pictures of yourself?
I bet Assi looks like your typical dudebro but with a Brazilian twist.
hmmm what is a dude bro to you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 09:19:25 PM
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/CarGirl/douche.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A23queljQ7Y
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 09:28:16 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 09:19:25 PM
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/CarGirl/douche.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A23queljQ7Y
so you think I'm like 23 with a sideways cap and a popped collar?  :flabbypd

is that style even around?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 09:31:12 PM
Not exactly. But you're definitely in the same genus.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 09:33:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 09:31:12 PM
Not exactly. But you're definitely in the same genus.
Never. I never once dressed or acted that way. I've had friends like that, good friends, but we were an eclectic group.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 09:34:11 PM
What do you wear normally?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 09:39:26 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 09:34:11 PM
What do you wear normally?
I try and not get out of gym clothes to be honest lol I spend a lot of money on gym clothes, which are really nice clothes, and I hate to wear jeans these days.

but if I have to wear jeans it's usually fitted, never loose, never too tight, with either converse, sneakers, never dress shoes and I tend to like RVCA shirts because they fit my body really well.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 01, 2018, 09:52:52 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on November 01, 2018, 08:53:03 PM
I’m fat where it counts.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 02, 2018, 02:28:22 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 01, 2018, 09:34:11 PM
What do you wear normally?

 :insane
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 02, 2018, 04:49:15 PM
Some cute ass boujee soccer mom was checking me out while we were in traffic. Straight up staring for a good ten seconds. I kinda let her sit in my periphery letting her do her thing and then, just when we were about to pass each other I looked her straight in the eyes. She fucking ten-hut'ted quicker than anyone in active duty, slamming her eyes forward. I got da juice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 02, 2018, 06:16:20 PM
Been text chatting every day with Lady X. In some ways it feels like I'm in a relationship already, we basically exchange the sort of joyful banter I do with a partner, short of acknowledging it and minus the sex. It's weird. Unless I'm completely misreading it... But boy the pent up frustration.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 02, 2018, 06:41:13 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on November 02, 2018, 06:16:20 PM
Been text chatting every day with Lady X. In some ways it feels like I'm in a relationship already, we basically exchange the sort of joyful banter I do with a partner, short of acknowledging it and minus the sex. It's weird. Unless I'm completely misreading it... But boy the pent up frustration.

Love in the digital realm. Usually thats absolutely a good sign youre connecting on an intelligent level, and partially emotional. Easing into a physical relationship will def be the true test. But if you're both really feeling eachother that usually turns into a dam bursting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 03, 2018, 11:33:03 PM
Slid back into that local goth girl's DMs again. :snoop

Prepare to Cringe:

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Someone just shoot my dick & balls off with a sawed off shotgun. Pls. Kthx.  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on November 03, 2018, 11:34:22 PM
jesus dude. why did you do that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 03, 2018, 11:35:56 PM
I don't know. :-\

Nothing is going quite right with anything I do...

Makes me want to throw in the towel and become a hermit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2018, 11:42:07 PM
Should have liked the heart she sent back. Now she’s going to think you don’t like her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 03, 2018, 11:43:03 PM
Keep your head up, we all falter at some point. The fact that youre self aware enough to know it aint doing you any good is half the battle
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 03, 2018, 11:43:11 PM
ffs, get the fuck out of south carolina
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 03, 2018, 11:43:39 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on November 03, 2018, 11:43:11 PM
ffs, get the fuck out of south carolina
And go where?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 03, 2018, 11:44:15 PM
anywhere else
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 03, 2018, 11:44:21 PM
room with me in Las Vegas
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 03, 2018, 11:48:05 PM
My biggest fear/concern is that it's not my location but me.

i.e. I could go to any major city in the US and I would still run into the same issues I'm running into now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2018, 11:48:35 PM
Room with the wife and I. I want to twirl my fingers in that chest hair.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 03, 2018, 11:49:09 PM
That is part of it. But location helps. TBH you seem like you'd fit in more in Colorado then you do in SC.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 03, 2018, 11:49:22 PM
nobody who frequently listens to as much vaporwave as you do should be living in the bumfuck middle of no where. move your ass to a major metropolitan area
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 03, 2018, 11:50:44 PM
I'd stop actively putting feelers out and work on yourself. Like Whitney espoused so beautifully
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 03, 2018, 11:51:46 PM
you commonly hear how relocating can be transformative, just relocate wisely
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 04, 2018, 12:05:27 AM
Another thing I'm not looking forward to if I move to a new city is essentially building my entire social circle from scratch again.

I'm highly introverted and from time to time generous extroverts essentially adopt me into their friend groups. That's the only way I make friends in real life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 04, 2018, 12:10:39 AM
yea, it sucks but would you rather challenge yourself or be content?

move somewhere with dope ass tacos in walking distance, legalized weed and a healthy music scene. you should never be labeling an ig thot as the "local goth chick" nor should you be swiping in more than a six mile radius.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 04, 2018, 12:15:03 AM
Quote from: TEEEPO on November 04, 2018, 12:10:39 AM
move somewhere with dope ass tacos in walking distance, legalized weed and a healthy music scene. you should never be labeling an ig thot as the "local goth chick" nor should you be swiping in more than a six mile radius.
Denver CO
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 04, 2018, 12:16:28 AM
exactly where i was alluding to

also denver is white af so he'd fit in just fine
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 04, 2018, 12:16:41 AM
Move to wherever that chic lives, the one you postrd in the no fap thread. Jesus christ. God is real and the devil is a lie.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 04, 2018, 12:20:39 AM
log angeles  :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 04, 2018, 12:27:04 AM
Well, I'm going to head home and get some sleep.

Maybe I'll feel less like ending it all tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 04, 2018, 12:27:56 AM
 :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 04, 2018, 01:58:36 AM
Just ugly sobbed into my pillow. Jesus.

It’s been a while since I’ve done that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 04, 2018, 01:55:56 AM
I'm sorry, Atra. Theres no words that can truly comfort you I'm sure just know we're all here for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on November 04, 2018, 06:01:02 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 04, 2018, 12:05:27 AM
Another thing I'm not looking forward to if I move to a new city is essentially building my entire social circle from scratch again.

I'm highly introverted and from time to time generous extroverts essentially adopt me into their friend groups. That's the only way I make friends in real life.

I don't see how that's worse than the alternative of having many meaningful friends left behind?

I probably rebuild my social circle at least five times. The only thing that truly sucks is leaving your childhood friends behind, but that's a one time deal and nearly everyone has to do it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Space Jam is Canon on November 04, 2018, 01:32:07 PM
C’mon, man. The problem is with you. You resign yourself to being an object of pity. You hate where you live, but you hate the idea of change more. You identify as lonely, alien, and miserable and it bleeds through the subtext of nearly every single message that you send. Otherness has become such a deeply ingrained part of your identity that to strip yourself of it would mean threatening your entire sense of self. The only thing that girl got out of your exchange was “I have projected all desires of wholeness onto you.” You should be happy with yourself for going out of your comfort zone, but I think you know it’s not time to emotionally involve yourself with anyone yet.

The good news is that there are real and discrete steps you can take to better yourself now.  Just about everyone has already told you what to do. The question is how much more you’re willing to tolerate before you realize why you keep resisting. Will it be when your job finally breaks you? When you’ve completely exhausted the dating pool? Or how about when you’ve allowed another decade to slip by stuck in the same holding pattern? You need to wrest control of your life right now and change it on your terms. Not when necessity demands it.

Casual dating and sex right now is fine and good, but pursuit of a significant other should absolutely not be your priority. If you manage to find someone you really like and attach to them as is, there’s little hope of it being anything other than a codependent mess. In that case, you’ll either settle for stifling mediocrity or find yourself back in the exact same position with the same pressure and stigma you feel right now but magnified by orders of magnitude. I think you’re a good guy with a lot to offer your future partner -- I wouldn’t have bothered otherwise -- but I also wouldn’t take any bets on your next relationship being some kind of outlier.

I understand that you feel behind the curve, but fixating on that hasn’t gotten you anywhere. You have to commit yourself to playing the long game -- there is no shame in taking the time to become the partner that you’d want to have. Harnessing the kind of self-awareness and introspection that constant self-improvement requires, and which you are fully capable of, will put you miles ahead of most. These are the first three things you need to do if you haven’t already:

1. Go to therapy. Now. I don’t care if this didn’t work for you before. Find a different one and take it seriously.
2. Get your depression and anxiety treated if you aren’t already. Same thing applies, and I don’t give a fuck about your apprehensions about SSRIs. Keep trying until you find one that works. No excuses.
3. Pose yourself the question “And go where, exactly?” in earnest. Work through it in therapy if you have to. Have someone help keep you accountable for maintaining clear goals and a vision of the future. Resist your cynical impulses and break out of your fucking cycle of self-defeat. Hell, PM me if you need to.

You will find a job that doesn’t sap you of your will to live. You will find a place that reflects your values and which you’re proud to be a part. You will find a social group that accepts you and recognizes your worth. You will become the man you want to be and find the partner you’ve always longed for. But only in that order, and only if you commit to change.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 04, 2018, 02:53:24 PM
A guy posts something decent and Jack's first reaction is to stalk him
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 04, 2018, 03:57:21 PM
Come to Chicago Atra. We can build a social circle of improvement here.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 04, 2018, 07:50:14 PM
Let me be unpopular (well...moreso) You take your problems with you. Yes, there are toxic places and you're in one. But don't think because you move that it's all good. I have too many friends that are always like "Everything in my life is wrong! If I just moved I'd be great!" Then they move or change relationships or whatever, then they find that after a few months they're in the same crap place.

Therapist first. I'd say. Unless you decide to go to Chicago, in which case, please post results
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 04, 2018, 09:01:04 PM
Oh I totally agree. It's just that moving is a step in the right direction, not a solution. If that makes sense.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 04, 2018, 09:02:13 PM
In actual relationship news think my gf is continuing to struggle with my 7on/off nature of the job and missing weekends where things are going on with friends

She was in a mood this weekend and gave some generic complains that “things haven’t been the same lately.” Of course this is after I was in Seattle with my off week and I missed some family and friend events this weekend (still at work)

Not sure what I’m suppose to do as it’s not really fixable. Don’t think she’s gunna like my advice to either suck it up or dump me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 04, 2018, 09:27:46 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 04, 2018, 09:36:58 PM
Well what were her hobbies?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 04, 2018, 09:43:43 PM
Sounds like she is'nt cool. BEBPO.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 05, 2018, 12:37:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 04, 2018, 09:36:58 PM
Well what were her hobbies?

Something like collecting and building military models of vehicles from WW1.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 05, 2018, 12:48:52 AM
That's weirder than yours. Bullet dodged.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on November 05, 2018, 01:31:48 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 05, 2018, 12:37:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 04, 2018, 09:36:58 PM
Well what were her hobbies?

Something like collecting and building military models of vehicles from WW1.
wtf? you dodged a bullet dawg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 05, 2018, 01:33:53 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 04, 2018, 07:50:14 PM
Let me be unpopular (well...moreso) You take your problems with you. Yes, there are toxic places and you're in one. But don't think because you move that it's all good. I have too many friends that are always like "Everything in my life is wrong! If I just moved I'd be great!" Then they move or change relationships or whatever, then they find that after a few months they're in the same crap place.

Therapist first. I'd say. Unless you decide to go to Chicago, in which case, please post results
You are probably more right then wrong, but I do think a huge shift in status quo does kind of make for a "do or die" moment. It's something I've personally thought about as making a huge shift would force me to do many things. I'm comfortable in my status quo which really dosen't ask much of me. That's not exactly a positive.

I believe Toxic Adam said to me that I'm someone who "just waits to be satisfied" and it's stuck with me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 05, 2018, 06:20:20 AM
Should've gone with tentacle rape as your hobby.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 05, 2018, 07:12:43 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 05, 2018, 12:37:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 04, 2018, 09:36:58 PM
Well what were her hobbies?

Something like collecting and building military models of vehicles from WW1.

Your first date would have probably been to see that awful looking Steve Carell movie. Good riddance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 05, 2018, 08:34:05 AM
Quote from: riotous on November 04, 2018, 09:55:46 PM
Quote from: Huff on November 04, 2018, 09:02:13 PM
In actual relationship news think my gf is continuing to struggle with my 7on/off nature of the job and missing weekends where things are going on with friends

She was in a mood this weekend and gave some generic complains that “things haven’t been the same lately.” Of course this is after I was in Seattle with my off week and I missed some family and friend events this weekend (still at work)

Not sure what I’m suppose to do as it’s not really fixable. Don’t think she’s gunna like my advice to either suck it up or dump me

Yeah that’s probably over anyways man.

hmm maybe. a lot depends on her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on November 05, 2018, 12:01:07 PM
Quote from: Dufus on November 05, 2018, 04:31:40 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 04, 2018, 09:27:46 PM
One of the gals I'm chatting with told me about her weird af hobbies and then asked me if I had any kinda weird hobbies too, and I told her since I'm Japanese fluent I play some obscure videogames in Japanese.

Well, that killed the conversation. Note to self, even if a person has weirder hobbies than you, don't let your wall down and give away your weird videogame hobbies too early in conversation! Only really ok if the gal plays Japanese videogames too.

:heh I can't fucking believe some people are so judgmental about people playing videogames. Like, it's a hobby yo, you don't have to like it yourself.

And how is being fluent in Japanese not totally awesome, vidya aside?

Ignorant wench.

Judgmental about people who play video games? Must've been a Resetera poster.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 05, 2018, 12:44:48 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 05, 2018, 12:37:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 04, 2018, 09:36:58 PM
Well what were her hobbies?

Something like collecting and building military models of vehicles from WW1.
I'm surprised you guys think this is on a lower level than anime and games.  :(  I would have found that hot as fuck but I love going to local hobby and model shops
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 05, 2018, 12:51:15 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 05, 2018, 12:44:48 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 05, 2018, 12:37:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 04, 2018, 09:36:58 PM
Well what were her hobbies?

Something like collecting and building military models of vehicles from WW1.
I'm surprised you guys think this is on a lower level than anime and games.  :(  I would have found that hot as fuck but I love going to local hobby and model shops

You probably would've pulled your BL 15-inch howitzer out of your pants to impress the girl. Then get your wife to watch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on November 05, 2018, 01:15:31 PM
Sorry it didn't work out bebpo

:drool Playing with her WW1 toys :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 05, 2018, 01:40:40 PM
Quote from: hampster on November 05, 2018, 01:15:31 PM
Sorry it didn't work out bebpo

:drool Playing with her WW1 toys :drool

You just know she has a secret box full of Prussian keepsakes but, below that, some gnarly ass Nazi gear
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 05, 2018, 01:43:21 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 05, 2018, 12:37:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 04, 2018, 09:36:58 PM
Well what were her hobbies?

Something like collecting and building military models of vehicles from WW1.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 05, 2018, 01:53:38 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 05, 2018, 12:44:48 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 05, 2018, 12:37:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 04, 2018, 09:36:58 PM
Well what were her hobbies?

Something like collecting and building military models of vehicles from WW1.
I'm surprised you guys think this is on a lower level than anime and games.  :(  I would have found that hot as fuck but I love going to local hobby and model shops
No, I think the hobby itself is cool. But the fact that she's willing/able to look down on anyone else's hobby after having such a hobby as this, it's a bad sign.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 05, 2018, 02:48:59 PM
I think the problem is that lolis are the mainstream image of anime. It's like when (a lot of) gun collectors talk about how they love "third Reich" Mausers. Objectively, they are probably the best bolt action of WW2, but you don't see the good guy snipers use them in Saving Private Ryan or Enemy At the Gates. Because Nazis.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 05, 2018, 04:47:54 PM
Spent the whole evening having sarcastic innuendos and intentional misunderstandings between food and sex.
 :lawd

Having to wait till Saturday :nope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 05, 2018, 07:09:37 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 05, 2018, 01:53:38 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 05, 2018, 12:44:48 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 05, 2018, 12:37:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 04, 2018, 09:36:58 PM
Well what were her hobbies?

Something like collecting and building military models of vehicles from WW1.
I'm surprised you guys think this is on a lower level than anime and games.  :(  I would have found that hot as fuck but I love going to local hobby and model shops
No, I think the hobby itself is cool. But the fact that she's willing/able to look down on anyone else's hobby after having such a hobby as this, it's a bad sign.
Most definitely. I was referring to most of the other posts about dodging bullets after bebpo mentioned her hobby.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 05, 2018, 07:30:00 PM
there's a reason why people associate anime avatars to nazis and such on steam. i can't say i blame her nor would i even say you dodged a bullet; it's just unfortunate.

to better understand her perspective, read up on wehraboos. there is no way she's shielded from that crap
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 06, 2018, 04:41:05 AM
Quote from: TEEEPO on November 05, 2018, 07:30:00 PM
ead up on wehraboos.

Holy shit I thought you made that word up :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 06, 2018, 05:41:44 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on November 05, 2018, 04:47:54 PM
Spent the whole evening having sarcastic innuendos and intentional misunderstandings between food and sex.
 :lawd

Having to wait till Saturday :nope

The edging  :dsp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 06, 2018, 03:09:43 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 06, 2018, 05:41:44 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on November 05, 2018, 04:47:54 PM
Spent the whole evening having sarcastic innuendos and intentional misunderstandings between food and sex.
 :lawd

Having to wait till Saturday :nope

The edging  :dsp

That sucks. But I guess at least we'll get straight to it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 06, 2018, 03:25:51 PM
my boi vom is about to reach the champs-elysees  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 06, 2018, 08:38:35 PM
I have a new obsession now.  :doge

RedLetterMedia Girl.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 06, 2018, 08:48:28 PM
Lol...

No, this girl likes RLM.

She’s 18 and wants a bearded bear of a man to cuddle with.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 06, 2018, 09:49:47 PM
I thought Jessi just broke up with Mike. She didn’t?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 06, 2018, 10:34:31 PM
Don’t be obsessed tho bro, she’s 18 and the person she is likely won’t exist in a few years lol

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 07, 2018, 03:47:59 PM
Basically we did everything short of sexting now.
Feels good to be wanted and desired.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 07, 2018, 03:55:14 PM
Yep, it does. :mjcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 07, 2018, 04:11:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 07, 2018, 03:55:14 PM
Yep, it does. :mjcry
You got a forum full of guys that would hook up with both masculine and feminine versions of you. :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 07, 2018, 06:18:55 PM
This thread has went to shit. Where is PD asking for specific bend penis pics?

So far haven't fucked it up with the wife again.



My best advice: Eye contact and butt rubs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 07, 2018, 06:25:54 PM
Glad y’all are stayin patched up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 07, 2018, 08:24:10 PM
Eye contact is def the secret sauce. I was at a work safety meeting recently and me and this coworker locked gazes for a sec. I did my best sexy indifference look and she looked away and did that cute hair stroke preening thing women tend to do when you've given their vag a one way ticket to the tropics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 07, 2018, 08:41:48 PM
magic is real
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 07, 2018, 08:45:15 PM
Okay, looks like RLM girl got spooked.

But I have a date lined up with another girl this Friday. So we good.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 07, 2018, 08:49:18 PM
Microdose some MDMA and become as Gods
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 07, 2018, 08:56:06 PM
Fortunately/unfortunately I’ll have to settle for alcohol.

Also, my brain needs some more time before I dance with Molly again.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 08, 2018, 05:52:34 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 07, 2018, 08:45:15 PM
Okay, looks like RLM girl got spooked.

Very cool!

*clapping*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 09, 2018, 01:32:16 AM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on November 05, 2018, 12:51:15 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 05, 2018, 12:44:48 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 05, 2018, 12:37:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 04, 2018, 09:36:58 PM
Well what were her hobbies?

Something like collecting and building military models of vehicles from WW1.
I'm surprised you guys think this is on a lower level than anime and games.  :(  I would have found that hot as fuck but I love going to local hobby and model shops

You probably would've pulled your BL 15-inch howitzer out of your pants to impress the girl. Then get your wife to watch.

That would have been both HARDCORE and RETRO.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 09, 2018, 10:44:41 PM
Here's the tea on my recent woe (see also "Telling your ex-boyfriend to go fuck himself as Kom Susser Tod plays.") Commentary and criticism welcome.

The background is that my ex-boyfriend and I agreed when we were dating to be honest with each other about how we felt. When he ended it, I was more hurt that he wasn't honest with me in the lead-up than the break-up itself. But he wanted to be friends, so we were friends. Our many mutual friends and a desire to continue roadtripping with them also factored into my decision.

He was down recently and we met up with two of our mutual Boston friends for dinner. Most of the night, the conversation between my ex and I had been pretty one-sided (I was one asking about him.) I've told him more about my difficulties, and earlier, than I've posted about them here on The Bore.

He didn't ask about them. The other two go out to smoke cigarettes and I try an experiment: wait until he starts a conversation about something. Anything. Two minutes went by. Silence. The other two come back in.

I'm talking with another mutual friend about this at a bar on Wednesday, and I finish by saying I'm not even really sure he wants to be friends or cares anymore. The friend says he is, but the examples he uses are all judgments about how much weed and alcohol I consume, including the nugget that "weed is worse for [me] than alcohol was."

I got upset because I gave him ample opportunity to talk to me, not just last week but since we became friends a year ago, and instead of either saying something *to* me, or staying silent, he instead chooses to talk *about* me without me knowing. So I ended the friendship, if that's what it was.

On the surface, I look like the crazy ex because "all he did was be worried about you," (and of course, his complaints about my intake aren't off the mark) but if you know our whole deal I think it makes sense. What do you think? Am I being unreasonable here?

I'm mildly worried about the mutual friends I might lose, though not too much. I don't think they'll care and they probably think it's silly, but who knows, they've known my ex longer than they've known me, and the surface-level version of this drama doesn't favor my side.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 09, 2018, 11:37:20 PM
:heartbeat Thank you. And I will still reply to your PM. :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 09, 2018, 11:42:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 07, 2018, 03:55:14 PM
Yep, it does. :mjcry

Look at this bitch thinking nobody wants him.

:gurl :comeon

Some of us that actually applies to. To you? No.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2018, 05:58:51 AM
So I haven't posted about myself here in a while, but there's a reason for that. But I must admit when someone is wrong
Just like assi predicted, I was too nice/white knighty and well....yada yada yada, now my wife and I have a girlfriend.

Suck it assi where ever you are. And all of this without a neck tattoo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 10, 2018, 08:51:52 AM
So I’m happy for you, but I’m curious how this came about. You’re usually one of the loudest voices of doom and gloom when others have asked about open or multi partner relationships. You’re honestly one of the reasons I never said anything about my wife and I until recently.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on November 10, 2018, 09:43:40 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 09, 2018, 10:44:41 PM
I got upset because I gave him ample opportunity to talk to me, not just last week but since we became friends a year ago, and instead of either saying something *to* me, or staying silent, he instead chooses to talk *about* me without me knowing. So I ended the friendship, if that's what it was.

On the surface, I look like the crazy ex because "all he did was be worried about you," (and of course, his complaints about my intake aren't off the mark) but if you know our whole deal I think it makes sense. What do you think? Am I being unreasonable here?
I don't know the whole deal so I'm perfect to give suggestions as I am unbiased by any facts, but I'm going to suggest he didn't (or did but now doesn't) actually mean "friends" but more like "no hostilities" but most people can't articulate this to where they even call people "acquaintances" properly. No, they aren't your friends just because you sometimes do stuff outside work/class/etc. You're defining down "friend" like Facebook. But I'm ranting now.

I say this because of the talking about but not to you thing. Friends will talk about you to other friends, but they also talk to you. To use an example: like random coworkers or classmates or Bore members or whatever, you talk about all the time probably, but rarely do you talk to them. You've abstracted a mental layer between your "world" and them. But it's all subconscious and not intentional.

The reason it's painted as the "crazy ex" thing to do is because we've advanced the person in the social standing hierarchy to others, this is separate from our personal emotional attachment or detachment from them, lowering them back to friend or acquaintance or guy behind the Wendy's changes it for everyone else visibly, when had there never been a romantic or whatever relationship no one else would have found it strange for someone to interact with or talk about that person had their status not been elevated. The "behind the back" aspect that gets added to this is generally because it's often assumed that the emotional connection was not evenly severed or perhaps never severed for one side. If that wasn't part of it and the person is generally afraid of the person finding out what they're saying about them, then it's good evidence there's no friendship there but they're trying to avoid a confrontation, but this seems normal with all the other people in the world. When the person was elevated in standing, it's a "crazy ex" thing because of the built-in assumptions about emotions. (Arguably in this case, from what you say in the post about his using the topic of you for mainly expressing judgements he's the "crazy ex" being petty about things rather than an actual friend "who cares.")

I mean, assuming you're not actually doing "crazy ex" things like mailing your hair or whatever. Again. (I did keep some though.)

Please don't read into this advice anything it may or may not say about me and relationships I may or may not have had in the past or currently. They are TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

Also, like ignore my advice because it's terrible and Assi is probably screaming through his tears "BOY GENIUS AUSTY" at the screen right now since what kind of nut job tears down and evaluates the premises of relationships like that? I mean seriously holy shit amirite.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2018, 10:38:08 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2018, 05:58:51 AM
So I haven't posted about myself here in a while, but there's a reason for that. But I must admit when someone is wrong
Just like assi predicted, I was too nice/white knighty and well....yada yada yada, now my wife and I have a girlfriend.

Suck it assi where ever you are. And all of this without a neck tattoo.

Let me rephrase was Mups is sayin

THIS NICCA TALKED SO MUCH SHIT, CMON


Also, Tasty everyone loves you, you’ll be okay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 10, 2018, 10:40:45 AM
The Mormon blood just too powerful

Bring on the sister wives
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 10, 2018, 10:52:57 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on November 10, 2018, 09:43:40 AM
I don't know the whole deal so I'm perfect to give suggestions as I am unbiased by any facts, but I'm going to suggest he didn't (or did but now doesn't) actually mean "friends" but more like "no hostilities" but most people can't articulate this to where they even call people "acquaintances" properly. No, they aren't your friends just because you sometimes do stuff outside work/class/etc. You're defining down "friend" like Facebook. But I'm ranting now.

Maybe that's it then. But from how we carried on afterwards, going on group trips, visiting each other every couple weeks (not necessarily "going out of the way" to do it, but still making efforts to meet up), texts about interesting things every now and then, etc. If that is how he felt, he sent mixed messages.

Quote from: benjipwns on November 10, 2018, 09:43:40 AM
I say this because of the talking about but not to you thing. Friends will talk about you to other friends, but they also talk to you. To use an example: like random coworkers or classmates or Bore members or whatever, you talk about all the time probably, but rarely do you talk to them. You've abstracted a mental layer between your "world" and them. But it's all subconscious and not intentional.

The reason it's painted as the "crazy ex" thing to do is because we've advanced the person in the social standing hierarchy to others, this is separate from our personal emotional attachment or detachment from them, lowering them back to friend or acquaintance or guy behind the Wendy's changes it for everyone else visibly, when had there never been a romantic or whatever relationship no one else would have found it strange for someone to interact with or talk about that person had their status not been elevated. The "behind the back" aspect that gets added to this is generally because it's often assumed that the emotional connection was not evenly severed or perhaps never severed for one side. If that wasn't part of it and the person is generally afraid of the person finding out what they're saying about them, then it's good evidence there's no friendship there but they're trying to avoid a confrontation, but this seems normal with all the other people in the world. When the person was elevated in standing, it's a "crazy ex" thing because of the built-in assumptions about emotions. (Arguably in this case, from what you say in the post about his using the topic of you for mainly expressing judgements he's the "crazy ex" being petty about things rather than an actual friend "who cares.")

This actually makes a lot of sense to me, and your assumptions about the situation seem to be spot on. Looking back, it's clear to me I caught feelings after our break up, but I kept them under the surface. This would come out in weird ways and I'd find myself being unnecessarily dry or short with him, but only early on in the whole friendship thing ("bitchy" is the word I used at the time.)

On the other hand, I'm not necessarily sure I'm the one who should always have to be honest, since I was the one who agreed to be friends. But I will say once I figured part of this out I did sit down and tell him one night in July. I thought I'd feel better about us going forward but some uneasiness still lingered.

Quote from: benjipwns on November 10, 2018, 09:43:40 AM
I mean, assuming you're not actually doing "crazy ex" things like mailing your hair or whatever. Again. (I did keep some though.)

No, I'm not doing that. We were literally fine until Wednesday night, and we haven't talked since and I don't intend to take any further actions (whatever they would even be? mailing hair???)

I'm not even texting mutual friends about it, and only asked a few really close friends their opinions. (And of course you internet randos now lmao.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 10, 2018, 11:06:13 AM
Also, he's not the crazy ex either.

I agree he might still care about me. But his way of manifesting that (not talking about his concerns to me, taking it on himself to do "what's best" without my agency) doesn't fit my definition of a romantic relationship or a friendship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on November 10, 2018, 11:34:27 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 10, 2018, 11:06:13 AM
taking it on himself to do "what's best" without my agency) doesn't fit my definition of a romantic relationship or a friendship.
Did you perhaps sign some paperwork making him your legal custodian/guardian?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2018, 11:44:35 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2018, 10:38:08 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2018, 05:58:51 AM
So I haven't posted about myself here in a while, but there's a reason for that. But I must admit when someone is wrong
Just like assi predicted, I was too nice/white knighty and well....yada yada yada, now my wife and I have a girlfriend.

Suck it assi where ever you are. And all of this without a neck tattoo.

Let me rephrase was Mups is sayin

THIS NICCA TALKED SO MUCH SHIT, CMON


Also, Tasty everyone loves you, you’ll be okay
(http://memegenerator.net/img/instances/52416292/well-it-appears-my-hypocrisy-knows-no-bounds.jpg)
That's actually been a reason I haven't posted about it here since it happened. I was like "Oh man, Mups and CatCubed are going to call me out, and they'd be right to do so."

Now, I could qualify the whole thing by saying that my situation is different and I still think that most can't and that independent dating in a relationship leads to a disaster, but that's just covering up my hypocrisy. You were right, I was wrong.

(http://data.whicdn.com/images/106193464/original.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 10, 2018, 12:02:48 PM
Fair enough. I really think it’s simple though. A strong relationship as the foundation is how you make it work. It’s not a problem solver for relationships but an additional layer of intimacy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 10, 2018, 12:08:07 PM
Nice plot twist this season.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 10, 2018, 12:13:21 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on November 10, 2018, 11:34:27 AM
Did you perhaps sign some paperwork making him your legal custodian/guardian?
https://youtu.be/aL2bL67rulE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2018, 12:33:06 PM
Lol you crazy puppy, get yours, bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 10, 2018, 04:02:08 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on November 10, 2018, 11:34:27 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 10, 2018, 11:06:13 AM
taking it on himself to do "what's best" without my agency) doesn't fit my definition of a romantic relationship or a friendship.
Did you perhaps sign some paperwork making him your legal custodian/guardian?

I only called him daddy a few times :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2018, 05:01:27 PM
Married men, wanna make your wife hot? When you walk into target, grab a cart

lol brunch drunk shopping time. Waiting for her to pee.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 01:38:31 AM
Guess who’s sleeping with possum girl tonight.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
me
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on November 11, 2018, 01:42:10 AM
Proud of u
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 02:28:47 AM
I couldn’t get hard. :snoop

Granted I’m exhausted and I even told her I was exhausted. :noah

I ate her out like a champ tho and got my dick sucked.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 11, 2018, 02:33:52 AM
That's pretty normal for sex to have lots of anxiety when it's the first time with someone you know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 11, 2018, 02:39:43 AM
You had ONE FUCKING JOB.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 02:41:10 AM
Maybe I’ll get a second chance but I doubt it.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 05:03:40 AM
I just got hit on at the bar by a dude a work with. Because he was oretty sure I was gay,

Am I? Who fucking knows, but everyone else thinks Im gay so I must be.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on November 11, 2018, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 05:03:40 AM
I just got hit on at the bar by a dude a work with. Because he was oretty sure I was gay,

Am I? Who fucking knows, but everyone else thinks Im gay so I must be.
Yeah, that’s exactly how it works.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 05:11:08 AM
How does it work?

I figure Im at least a bit bisexual.'


I can see how some men would be attractive, but I don't want to have sex with any man.

But I wonder if thats because of society and not because of any actual nature inside me.

I mean it's not like I'm attracting or interacting with women. I seem to be too pasive or just unintertsed in most women. Maybe I'm just gay. and eberyone else knows it except me.

Or maybe Valkyrie you just made a snobish post because you dislike me.

So many questions,.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 11, 2018, 05:12:13 AM
Bend over and I'll show you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 05:15:01 AM
My legs hirt from all the runnning I do and the idea of anal sex is not too pleaseing.

And also If I was gay. I seem to attract pretty goof looking dudes, so I'd have high standards as oppsed tpo the straight Rahxpeongn91 who only attractcs big girls

So you better ber Jake gellenhal quailty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 11, 2018, 05:20:55 AM
I don't think anal sex is an absolute must for all gay men. And no one is 100% straight anyway so I say keep an open mind! If you find a cute guy I will ship it hard  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 05:25:15 AM
Everyone would hate me if I was gay and I would lose many realtionehips. I would also prove many people correct.

Either way I don’t think I’m gay. Bisexual sure as I don’t find men disgusting.

But I also like women’s butts and thighs. And want to eat pussy and boobs. But I also know that won’t happen to me so maybe I’m asexual or just neutral
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 05:28:07 AM
Eh just because I’m not an asstatd like himuro and don’t see the need to hate on FF dosent mean I’m a normuara stab. People who think in such black and white logic are lame. I like FF games. I didn’t like XV that much. It was ok. Lacking in many aspects but it wasn’t awful. Very few games are awful enough to be so dramatic and think everything is bad. I’m a very positive person. Things are ok and always getting better.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 11, 2018, 05:29:31 AM
He's drunkenly trying to compute the fact that a guy from work wants to tear his ass up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 11, 2018, 05:35:50 AM
At last Saturday came and it was fucking great and great fucking too. It lived up to the hype of one week of getting us horny via text.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 05:39:31 AM
I mean I told the guy I do t care if he’s gay because well I’m not a douche. I don’t care what people chose to do. I’m accepting of everything. I dislike Himru but I felt bad that I misgendeed her because I may be an ash hole but I want everyone else to be happy.

But Jesus I’m always hot on by dudes and never women. I can’t help but maybe think I’m just hiding. Like I find women attractive but maybe it’s not really an attracting but just an appreciation of the style and and look of women. I mean I love the boots that women can wear and which I had boots like that. I am super unsecseeul with women and maybe this would explain it. I mean what else eold
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 11, 2018, 05:55:50 AM
What kind of boots are we talking about here? :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 05:59:11 AM
Those big and long brown leather boots that go up to a women’s knees are super hot on women. Makes them look like a Final  fantasy charaxter
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 11, 2018, 06:01:13 AM
Get a neck tat of a boot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 06:07:16 AM
Yknow sense I’m to socially idiotic I posted on reddit and it’s sex Reddit’s. Posted in the random acts of blowjob section. Found a kind of overweight girl who was open to blowing me.

Sounds great. I mean I rarley get to have any sexual activity which I think is a problem, but the girl stopped talking to me. I think because I was too passive, but to me I was being respectful. I don’t like talking about sexual things until the actual act is happening. I probably come off as too passive and lame. To me it just fits into my behavior. Everything is catogrized. You talk aboutsex when sex is happening. You eat breakfast old when it’s breakfest time.

I’m so fucked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 11, 2018, 06:46:35 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 05:15:01 AM
My legs hirt from all the runnning I do and the idea of anal sex is not too pleaseing.
newsfeed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 06:57:04 AM
What should I say?

I don’t want to give excuses but not having sex for close to 2 years, nerves, and being dead dog tired definitely did not help.  :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on November 11, 2018, 07:01:39 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 06:07:16 AM
You talk aboutsex when sex is happening. You eat breakfast old when it’s breakfest time.

I’m so fucked.
newsfeed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 11, 2018, 07:07:46 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 06:57:04 AM
What should I say?

I don’t want to give excuses but not having sex for close to 2 years, nerves, and being dead dog tired definitely did not help.  :(

Formatted to reflect relative importance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on November 11, 2018, 07:48:26 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 06:57:04 AM
What should I say?

I don’t want to give excuses but not having sex for close to 2 years, nerves, and being dead dog tired definitely did not help.  :(

Don't fret it too much atra. I had it happen to me once,too. There is no point in even thinking about that going forward. If you get a second chance, you'll be fine.  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 11, 2018, 08:21:39 AM
Rahx, I know for sure how much it sucks not completely knowing your sexual identity. Few things manage to take as much wind out of your sails. But it's a question only you can answer, and unfortunately, there's no shortcuts there. Just a lot of necessary introspection.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 11, 2018, 08:49:52 AM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on November 11, 2018, 07:48:26 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 06:57:04 AM
What should I say?

I don’t want to give excuses but not having sex for close to 2 years, nerves, and being dead dog tired definitely did not help.  :(

Don't fret it too much atra. I had it happen to me once,too. There is no point in even thinking about that going forward. If you get a second chance, you'll be fine.  :-*

He could've at least gone with a "playing possum" joke.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 11, 2018, 09:08:24 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 01:38:31 AM
Guess who’s sleeping with possum girl tonight.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
me
[close]

Well, at least you got a taste of her possum.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 09:41:08 AM
At least afterwards we cuddled up & fell asleep together, took a shower together this morning, and she seemed somewhat down to see me again (maybe not in the bedroom but at least out in public).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 11, 2018, 10:18:18 AM
Don’t sweat it, bro, probably the result of you hyping up the importance of the situation not letting you relax and get into it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 11, 2018, 10:26:12 AM
Don't mention it at all. She likely thinks the problem is her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 11, 2018, 11:04:54 AM
Get it hard now and send her a pic of it and say “see! It works!”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 01:04:23 PM
My favorite part of last night was when she "accidentally" fell on me while I was sitting on her couch.
I caught her. Her face right in mine. We began making out. I stroked her hair and fondled her boobs.

She was wearing a cute sloth onesie with the zipper down enough to reveal her breasts.

She was surprised with how quickly I shifted from being totally platonic to being very sexual. "Where is this coming from?", was her words. I told her I just needed some kind of green light and that she brought it out of me.

I can still see her bright blue eyes staring up at mine while we were cuddled up next to each other on her couch "watching" Netflix.

We made out some more and she bit my lower lip a couple of times. I actually liked that.

There's so many other details and things that happened in such a relatively short amount of time. I won't bother writing them down since they don't really add anything but I will try and cherish this memory despite my own shortcomings.
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Post by: shosta on November 11, 2018, 01:08:10 PM
 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 11, 2018, 01:18:49 PM
Fucking Atra, living the dream. 2018 aint done.yet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 11, 2018, 01:25:19 PM
Whatever you want with her (friendship/dating), an anxiety-addled boner is probably not part of your plans. Just be transparent with her rather than making assumptions about what she's thinking.

I'm personally thinking this will be a fling for a few months where you both learn a lot about yourselves while having good sex.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 11, 2018, 01:29:37 PM
So nothing exciting like Atra but this woman on Instagram followed me. I got curious and started going through her feed. She's the female version of me. Depressive, melancholic, dark, avid reader, into photography, loves her solitude, grey days. Also a loner. She seems to live near Damascus,  Syria. I'm 99% sure it ain't a catfish but who knows. I'm despondent over the futility of even attempting anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 11, 2018, 01:34:49 PM
As far as your anxiety slug, Atra. If it were me I'd be absolutely honest with her. When a moment comes where the topic of last night comes up i would confess I was into her for a while now and the suddeness of it all was overwhelming. That youre happy it happened and that you hope to continue being with her this way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 11, 2018, 01:40:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 09:41:08 AM
took a shower together this morning

Dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 01:44:35 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 11, 2018, 01:40:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 09:41:08 AM
took a shower together this morning

Dude.
She had work this morning but I made sure to brush my boner against her when we were trading positions.

I kissed her two times in the shower as well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 11, 2018, 01:54:28 PM
I’m cautiously optimistic about this for you, worried my sweet Atra gun fall too hard
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 11, 2018, 02:12:12 PM
Agree with Cats. This is all a heady brew but ya gotta watch for the hidden knife. This may be just a fun hookup for her. But you seemed down and out.just last week. Lets put it all on black.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 02:27:11 PM
Oh. This music video she posted on Facebook hours before we met up makes much more sense now.

https://youtu.be/TLiGA_wrNp0

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 11, 2018, 02:54:02 PM
So I’m basically in full acceptance that I’m at her mercy from this point on.

Also, she’s given me so many chances up until this point. Perhaps this trend will continue.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 03:02:15 PM
I did t see that while drunk. Good job Atra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 11, 2018, 03:09:39 PM
After months of languishing the season has not only picked up, but it's on a tear. It's almost as if the thread is self-aware and is like "Nothing much has happened this year and this year's almost over, better kick it into overdrive!"

Bless up, y'all!
 :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 11, 2018, 03:11:12 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 11, 2018, 03:01:11 PM
This season has so much fan service, everyone’s least favorite character died and the good guys are getting their dicks wet.

Its given me hope for my tainted heart. Falling in love with and fucking suicidal women that erratically throw you out of their life put a good dent in me, and I've learned my lesson.

Hopefully.  :doge

Woman I've been texting for month seems sane, I'll be sad if its just a waste of time, but I'm fine putting very little effort into pussy as of late.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 11, 2018, 10:37:13 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 05:03:40 AM
I just got hit on at the bar by a dude a work with. Because he was oretty sure I was gay,

Am I? Who fucking knows, but everyone else thinks Im gay so I must be.

:lol i think its prob more that you're cute, have a petite frame and i imagine you give off sub vibes so dudes wanna dom you. give it a crack maybe  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 02:34:10 AM
Tomorrow I'm planning on using the holiday to work on my dating profiles. Would like advice. Right now I've got a bumble, CmB, OKC. Anything else I should be on for starters?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on November 12, 2018, 11:30:53 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 02:34:10 AM
Tomorrow I'm planning on using the holiday to work on my dating profiles. Would like advice. Right now I've got a bumble, CmB, OKC. Anything else I should be on for starters?

Match, since that was the one that ended up actually working for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 01:48:08 PM
Ok, gonna start on this stuff. The main problem I have I think (and why I might be single forever lol) is that I completely hate doing this. Like making a profile and picking photos and figuring out what to write and messaging people and early chit chat is like pulling teeth or writing essays in high school. I have an extreme aversion to it and I'd rather be doing anything else.

Once I actually get to a physical date with a person it's cool. I actually like real dating (aka not texting/messaging on dating sites for days) and everything from the first date on is something I get excited about if I like the person. But goddamn it's such a colossal amount of work to get to those. As I get older and have less energy, I'm just like I could spend the next 1-2 hours messaging all these people back, or I could just chill and play videogames and the latter is way more appealing.

Life is short! Wasting hours on stuff you hate and you're not getting paid for is a waste of life in hopes that it'll lead to a relationship which then is a (usually) good thing. Like the last girl I dated a month or so ago dragged on in messages and dates for a month before it fell apart. That was a lot of time wasted that could have been more enjoyable or more creatively spent :|

Not really sure how to get past this aversion, other than to just keep at it. Sometimes online dating feels like the definition of insanity thing of doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 01:51:31 PM
So the first thing to start is I need really good pictures because that's all a lot of people care about initially. I'm gonna gather up all potential pictures and put them in a folder and ask y'all for tips on which ones I should use.

Basically I plan to crowdsource my dating profile from The Bore because I've tried everything else at this point, might as well give this a shot and see if you guys can get me married.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 12, 2018, 01:52:18 PM
definitely use that one we took in taco bell
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 01:57:17 PM
Quote from: shosta on November 12, 2018, 01:52:18 PM
definitely use that one we took in taco bell

I've been using the picture of the two of us in all my dating profiles  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 12, 2018, 01:59:42 PM
no wonder you're having issues!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 03:03:50 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 12, 2018, 03:07:10 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 11, 2018, 03:04:07 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 10, 2018, 04:02:08 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on November 10, 2018, 11:34:27 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 10, 2018, 11:06:13 AM
taking it on himself to do "what's best" without my agency) doesn't fit my definition of a romantic relationship or a friendship.
Did you perhaps sign some paperwork making him your legal custodian/guardian?

I only called him daddy a few times :'(

A girl called me daddy a whole bunch of times recently. Kind of took me out of the moment and made me think she had an Electra complex or something.

Have had that happen. When you get to be my age it's a hard pill to swallow, trust me ;-)
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Post by: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 03:25:22 PM
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Post by: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 03:36:21 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 12, 2018, 04:45:30 PM
Probably will be light on updates from now on. We're really into each other and in tune. Things will flow from there and we'll see how long it will last but she did a lot for my self confidence already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 12, 2018, 06:31:57 PM
Bebpo. Have you considered a neck tattoo?

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 12, 2018, 08:25:37 PM
Bebpo, do you like getting choked during sex?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 12, 2018, 08:27:32 PM
Quote from: naff on November 11, 2018, 10:37:13 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 05:03:40 AM
I just got hit on at the bar by a dude a work with. Because he was oretty sure I was gay,

Am I? Who fucking knows, but everyone else thinks Im gay so I must be.

:lol i think its prob more that you're cute, have a petite frame and i imagine you give off sub vibes so dudes wanna dom you. give it a crack maybe  ;)
But I’m not gay. I want to know what these vibes are, because it keeps happening. I even asked peeps in real life and they weren’t surprised he thought I was gay.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 12, 2018, 08:43:59 PM
I’m totes not gay and i got propositioned once
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45907.msg2518601#msg2518601

Don’t sweat it, Rah.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on November 12, 2018, 08:56:17 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 12, 2018, 08:27:32 PM
Quote from: naff on November 11, 2018, 10:37:13 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 11, 2018, 05:03:40 AM
I just got hit on at the bar by a dude a work with. Because he was oretty sure I was gay,

Am I? Who fucking knows, but everyone else thinks Im gay so I must be.

:lol i think its prob more that you're cute, have a petite frame and i imagine you give off sub vibes so dudes wanna dom you. give it a crack maybe  ;)
But I’m not gay. I want to know what these vibes are, because it keeps happening. I even asked peeps in real life and they weren’t surprised he thought I was gay.

I think mannerisms play a part in it. I’m incredibly weak so I often sag my hands similar to how women/gay men do. Not really something I’m conscious of but I notice when other guys do it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on November 12, 2018, 11:02:43 PM
Just had what was probably the most awkward sexual experience of my life (worse than getting caught jerking off by my sister).

Had a mmf I organized. Neither of them knew each other beforehand. Just got back from it and I’ve never ever felt more ignored in my life. Don’t want to get into specifics but everything she did with him was super enthusiastic, and I felt like I almost had to force myself on her. Went on for like 30 minutes and I only actually did stuff for like 4 minutes. I drove him so I couldn’t even walk out. Brought up feelings of inadequacy I haven’t felt in a while :/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 12, 2018, 11:03:21 PM
rekt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 11:23:03 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 12, 2018, 06:31:57 PM
Bebpo. Have you considered a neck tattoo?

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 12, 2018, 08:25:37 PM
Bebpo, do you like getting choked during sex?

Not sure if something's going over my head or my plan to crowdsource my dating profile is just failing  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 13, 2018, 12:47:17 AM
Also, of course the irony of the day when I put all that out there to get started and get serious about online dating, one of my matches that hadn't gone much started going good tonight. Cool person, right age range, cute. Maybe I won't need to redo all my profiles...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2018, 12:54:50 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 11:23:03 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 12, 2018, 06:31:57 PM
Bebpo. Have you considered a neck tattoo?

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 12, 2018, 08:25:37 PM
Bebpo, do you like getting choked during sex?

Not sure if something's going over my head or my plan to crowdsource my dating profile is just failing  :'(
(http://pics.me.me/hobbito-do-not-take-me-for-some-conjurer-of-cheap-32124472.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 13, 2018, 03:15:24 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 11:23:03 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 12, 2018, 06:31:57 PM
Bebpo. Have you considered a neck tattoo?

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 12, 2018, 08:25:37 PM
Bebpo, do you like getting choked during sex?

Not sure if something's going over my head or my plan to crowdsource my dating profile is just failing  :'(


Well to be fair you didn't make it easy with those pictures. Should have had a spreadsheet with identifiers and stuff.

Anyway, I'd suggest these:

- The one where you imitate that weird pink man statue thing. Cause it shows you're funny.

- The one where you wear a leather jacket, in a park/garden or something. Cause it shows you're dreamy.

- The B/W one (only one as far as I can tell? In a car). Cause it shows you're a good looking cat.

- The one where you're preparing wasabi (?). Cause it shows you're a foodie.

- The one in the Moulin Rouge. Cause it shows you like travelling and you have taste and class. (and like bewbs).


That's my take. As for profile, sorry can't help, that stuff is beyond me.

P.S: maybe the one with shosta? I'm sure some women are into single dads.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 13, 2018, 03:34:13 AM
Thanks, that's actually really helpful.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 13, 2018, 09:23:05 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2018, 12:54:50 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 11:23:03 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 12, 2018, 06:31:57 PM
Bebpo. Have you considered a neck tattoo?

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 12, 2018, 08:25:37 PM
Bebpo, do you like getting choked during sex?

Not sure if something's going over my head or my plan to crowdsource my dating profile is just failing  :'(
(http://pics.me.me/hobbito-do-not-take-me-for-some-conjurer-of-cheap-32124472.png)

On the other hand, I am a conjurer of cheap tricks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK72bHiqM-Q
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 13, 2018, 12:37:57 PM
Atra, I looked up which of the 50 girls is Possum girl. She got wildlife rehab on her profile.

Tell her you need help with a one-eyed trouser snake.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 13, 2018, 02:12:21 PM
Lol she pops up in my suggested friends
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 13, 2018, 02:17:31 PM
poor atra :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2018, 02:31:14 PM
We’re not interacting with each other. Which is fine.

I think it’s good for us to take some time away from each other and recalibrate/smother our feelings if this friendship is going to survive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 13, 2018, 02:45:30 PM
:(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2018, 02:49:24 PM
I think her biggest fear is that she doesn’t want to get attached to one person ever again since she was for 4 years and then he obliterated her heart.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on November 13, 2018, 02:58:07 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 23, 2018, 01:58:03 PM
Betting she fucks you once, but only once, insists on remaining friends, and it destroys you psychologically
Don't let shosta win atra :punch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2018, 02:59:38 PM
Well, I’m talking to other girls so I’ll be alright.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 13, 2018, 03:01:56 PM
It was a joke, I don't want to be right  :brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2018, 03:02:40 PM
Quote from: shosta on November 13, 2018, 03:01:56 PM
It was a joke, I don't want to be right  :brazilcry
Your wizard powers are too strong, mah boy.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2018, 03:16:00 PM
I was legit thinking about changing my first name to my middle name Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register. in order to appeal to possum girl more but I can only imagine what kind of shit I would get from my parents.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 13, 2018, 04:26:25 PM
It’s a p cool name tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 13, 2018, 05:45:08 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 03:25:22 PM
-I probably do want to have kids (I could do without as well, but as I get older I'm leaning off the fence a bit more towards having them). So I don't want to date people older than about 32 (I'm 37). My ideal dating range is like 27-32. fwiw like 90% of all my matches on dating apps currently are women 37-43. No one younger than me seems to like my current profiles, only older women.

Why are you so opposed to dating someone your own age? Women are having kids older nowadays and it's just fine. Plus I can't imagine dating a 27 year old at this point in my life (I'm also 37).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 13, 2018, 07:12:59 PM
You can't when the baby is dead :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 13, 2018, 09:11:19 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 03:25:22 PM
-I probably do want to have kids (I could do without as well, but as I get older I'm leaning off the fence a bit more towards having them). So I don't want to date people older than about 32 (I'm 37). My ideal dating range is like 27-32. fwiw like 90% of all my matches on dating apps currently are women 37-43. No one younger than me seems to like my current profiles, only older women.

i don't really know anything about serious dating profiles. my feeling is your profile is a little too sincere and intense for the younger crowd. maybe try and convey your punk spirit with a little more irreverence.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2018, 09:17:45 PM
Speaking of babies:
https://imgur.com/a/cctnX6w

I didn’t call her baby directly (my exhausted brain called her “goddess” when she asked me what she was to me while my head was still in between her legs. whoops. :derp ) but I posted a song on tumblr (she got me back into it) Sunday evening that I was vibing out to. I guess she took it the wrong way.  :doge

https://youtu.be/Guox1rSgQT0
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2018, 09:21:19 PM
Should have answered with something like “my little cum bucket” or “big sister”. Something less weird than goddess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on November 13, 2018, 09:25:21 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 13, 2018, 05:45:08 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 03:25:22 PM
-I probably do want to have kids (I could do without as well, but as I get older I'm leaning off the fence a bit more towards having them). So I don't want to date people older than about 32 (I'm 37). My ideal dating range is like 27-32. fwiw like 90% of all my matches on dating apps currently are women 37-43. No one younger than me seems to like my current profiles, only older women.

Why are you so opposed to dating someone your own age? Women are having kids older nowadays and it's just fine. Plus I can't imagine dating a 27 year old at this point in my life (I'm also 37).

Probably for health reasons. Past the age of like 27-30 the chances of birth defects go up.

https://www.parenting.com/article/pregnancy-at-20-30-40
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2018, 09:25:36 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 13, 2018, 09:21:09 PM
Yikes

Whole situations seems incredibly childish.
My thoughts exactly.

Oh well.

I’ll lay low and build myself into a better person that she could only dream of having.  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2018, 09:31:44 PM
And my pussy eating skills belong to someone who wants to be my ride & die bich.  :doge

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i had her squirming :noah
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2018, 09:42:11 PM
Anyways, this Canadian (she lives in the US now) girl seems friendly.
https://imgur.com/a/JT2LiKl

Maybe I’ll finally get to go to Canada and visit Arvie.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 13, 2018, 09:46:00 PM
Well I had sex today.






With a girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2018, 09:48:39 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 13, 2018, 09:46:00 PM
Well I had sex today.






With a girl.
Deets  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 13, 2018, 09:50:52 PM
christmas early this year
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2018, 11:09:49 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 13, 2018, 09:21:09 PM
Yikes

Whole situations seems incredibly childish.
Glen chatted me up about this and said not to assume things but... we shall see.

I may shoot her a text Saturday or Sunday to put some feelers out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 13, 2018, 11:25:08 PM
That song's pretty good
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 14, 2018, 12:40:36 AM
Send her an up2?  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 14, 2018, 01:48:13 AM
This season took forever to pay off, but pay off it has
- do you like being choked?
- meth girl
- rahx closes the deal
- possum girl
- calling her goddess
- neck tattoos
- dreamy bebpo

Jesus y'all. I'm getting the vapors :whoo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on November 14, 2018, 06:53:30 AM
All it took for them to get laid was Assimilate getting banned. :birb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 14, 2018, 07:30:10 AM
She liked one of my Facebook posts.

And I just commented on one of her’s.

https://imgur.com/a/T2NDLQt

Either this is cute or I deserve to be lobotomized.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on November 14, 2018, 09:10:38 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 14, 2018, 01:48:13 AM
This season took forever to pay off, but pay off it has
- do you like being choked?
- meth girl
- rahx closes the deal
- possum girl
- calling her goddess
- neck tattoos
- dreamy bebpo

Jesus y'all. I'm getting the vapors :whoo

Don't forget your second gf  :-*

November sweeps!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 14, 2018, 09:22:11 AM
Oh and 8bits failed mfm where he gave the guy a ride to it so he had to stay and watch :neogaf

Let's not forget that!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 14, 2018, 10:03:53 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 13, 2018, 09:48:39 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 13, 2018, 09:46:00 PM
Well I had sex today.






With a girl.
Deets  :)
Theres really nothing to say. It was just a slightly chubby nerdy girl I met off reddit. She was nice and it was fun. She wasn’t excactly my type, but I still did it and it was a good time. I wish I could get with women I found actually attractive though as I think I’d be into it more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 14, 2018, 10:08:59 AM
Well I couldn't get hard for a girl I practically worship so...  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 14, 2018, 10:14:45 AM
Quote from: riotous on November 14, 2018, 10:13:02 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 14, 2018, 10:03:53 AM
Theres really nothing to say. It was just a slightly chubby nerdy girl I met off reddit. She was nice and it was fun. She wasn’t excactly my type, but I still did it and it was a good time. I wish I could get with women I found actually attractive though as I think I’d be into it more.
So a cheap prostititue or do those "guy looking for BJ" posts actually bring random girls to the yard?
I guess for once the latter worked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 14, 2018, 10:15:05 AM
slightly chubby :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 14, 2018, 04:03:40 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 14, 2018, 10:08:59 AM
Well I couldn't get hard for a girl I practically worship so...  :doge

It's a mystery as to how that happened.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 14, 2018, 06:09:46 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 13, 2018, 05:45:08 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 03:25:22 PM
-I probably do want to have kids (I could do without as well, but as I get older I'm leaning off the fence a bit more towards having them). So I don't want to date people older than about 32 (I'm 37). My ideal dating range is like 27-32. fwiw like 90% of all my matches on dating apps currently are women 37-43. No one younger than me seems to like my current profiles, only older women.

Why are you so opposed to dating someone your own age? Women are having kids older nowadays and it's just fine. Plus I can't imagine dating a 27 year old at this point in my life (I'm also 37).

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 14, 2018, 06:18:16 PM
Bebpo, I gotta admit, I admire your meticulousness when it comes to dating.
Not saying I agree, but I do admire it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 14, 2018, 06:23:53 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 13, 2018, 09:46:00 PM
Well I had sex today.






With a girl.

I'm sorry Rahx but a loose pink sock heavily sprayed with Coco Mademoiselle does not count
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 14, 2018, 06:49:32 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 14, 2018, 06:23:53 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 13, 2018, 09:46:00 PM
Well I had sex today.






With a girl.

I'm sorry Rahx but a loose pink sock heavily sprayed with Coco Mademoiselle does not count
Depends on your definition of "loose pink sock" :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 14, 2018, 07:03:26 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 14, 2018, 06:49:32 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 14, 2018, 06:23:53 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 13, 2018, 09:46:00 PM
Well I had sex today.






With a girl.

I'm sorry Rahx but a loose pink sock heavily sprayed with Coco Mademoiselle does not count
Depends on your definition of "loose pink sock" :hitler

 :neogaf

Thinking about it I've had a couple of loose pink socks over the years  :shaq2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 12:26:52 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 14, 2018, 07:30:10 AM
She liked one of my Facebook posts.

And I just commented on one of her’s.

https://imgur.com/a/T2NDLQt

Either this is cute or I deserve to be lobotomized.  :doge
She liked it today.

So, I think we’re gonna be okay brehs.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 15, 2018, 12:40:45 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 03:03:50 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 12:41:45 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 15, 2018, 12:32:38 PM
Instead of playing these “will she like my Facebook post?” games with a woman you’ve already been intimate with, you could just message her.
Being aloof is how I got to get in bed with her in the first place.

Unlike the other guy she was with for like two weeks haha...

Motherfucker was sending her book length texts trying to explain to her why they were so much alike and how they'd be a perfect couple.

Nice guys stay losing. :smug


edit: I even told her that the best course of action was to ignore him completely because each time she gave him an inch he'd take a mile.

And guess what? She actually unfriended him on Facebook. Bwhahaha! :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 15, 2018, 12:41:46 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 15, 2018, 12:32:38 PM
Instead of playing these “will she like my Facebook post?” games with a woman you’ve already been intimate with, you could just message her.

 :rollsafe

You've hit Lv.2, Atra. Time to think like a Lv.2 player, shakabrah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 12:44:23 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 15, 2018, 12:41:46 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 15, 2018, 12:32:38 PM
Instead of playing these “will she like my Facebook post?” games with a woman you’ve already been intimate with, you could just message her.

 :rollsafe

You've hit Lv.2, Atra. Time to think like a Lv.2 player, shakabrah
Well, one reason why I haven't texted her back is because I don't really have anything substantial to say.

:yeshrug

I mean, I'm all ears if you guys can provide me some stuff that can get the ball rolling again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 12:50:54 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 15, 2018, 12:50:24 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 12:44:23 PM
Well, one reason why I haven't texted her back is because I don't really have anything substantial to say.

:yeshrug

I mean, I'm all ears if you guys can provide me some stuff that can get the ball rolling again.

In your interactions to this point, have you always initiated the text conversations, or does she ever message you first?
It's a mix.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 15, 2018, 12:54:16 PM
you seriously haven't talked to her since you whiskey dicked it? you should have messaged her the next day trying to hang out again
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 12:57:33 PM
Quote from: shosta on November 15, 2018, 12:54:16 PM
you seriously haven't talked to her since you whiskey dicked it? you should have messaged her the next day trying to hang out again
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.  :hmph

Also, I even showed her my other tinder matches the night we boned (well, this was an hour before we boned. We were at a bar). I have options. (so does she... I saw her matches as well)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2018, 01:11:32 PM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/a192d00a75817e0dae3dd2f27c69fd62/tumblr_n1ag33xljk1qi28muo1_500.jpg)

If you want to have a serious relationship with this woman, playing games is not going to get you there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 01:17:38 PM
That's the key problem though.

She flat out told me (multiple times) she's done with relationships. (at least for now...)

Basically, she's going through a "I'm going to fuck whoever I want whenever I want" phase after her bf of 4 years dumped her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2018, 01:24:43 PM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/a192d00a75817e0dae3dd2f27c69fd62/tumblr_n1ag33xljk1qi28muo1_500.jpg)

If you want to have a relationship with this woman, playing games is not going to get you there. If this is just about sex, there's less emotionally dangerous ways to get it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 01:29:02 PM
At the bar she said, more or less, "Hey, I hope I'm not leading you on or anything."

And I straight up told her. "The ball is in your court if you want something more. I'm completely fine with being friends."

edit:
Basically I'm demonstrating that I have value apart from her and that I am secure on my own/with someone else.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 15, 2018, 01:35:58 PM
Figure out weekend plans then invite her. I dunno that seems pretty simple to me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2018, 01:36:07 PM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/a192d00a75817e0dae3dd2f27c69fd62/tumblr_n1ag33xljk1qi28muo1_500.jpg)
If you want to really be friends to her and yourself, you should be honest with her and yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 15, 2018, 01:36:39 PM
Or just invite her to Netflix and chill if you want to be more forward
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 01:38:09 PM
If my date tonight flakes I might go to the karaoke event she might be going to tonight.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2018, 01:43:12 PM
Two things:
- Like I said before, it seems to me that she wants to be loved and adored, but doesn't want to love and adore
- In every relationship there is a pedestal. You only get enough energy to lift someone onto that pedestal. Right now you should be lifting yourself to that pedestal. Not her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2018, 01:44:21 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 15, 2018, 01:41:40 PM
At most make a joke reference when you contact her as a friend;  "Wanted to give you a few days to recover from what I'm sure was the best almost sex of your life."
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/07/thats-good.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 15, 2018, 01:44:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 01:29:02 PM
edit:
Basically I'm demonstrating that I have value apart from her and that I am secure on my own/with someone else.

 :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 15, 2018, 01:49:08 PM
I like how everything about Atra's situation is hard, except for... well...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 15, 2018, 02:04:09 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/XqqT5DT89YpUs/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 15, 2018, 02:18:34 PM
It doesn't sound like Atra wants to wholeheartedly go into a full relationship. And I don't blame him.

The best thing you can do is joke privately with her about limp orgasms while encouraging her to meet other people. And you can of course pursue the type of dating that you want at this point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 15, 2018, 02:29:26 PM
Time to bust out the boombox and blast Khias 'My Neck, My Back' outside the possum coop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 02:34:10 PM
I’m seeing someone else this Saturday evening.

I think my Thursday date is gonna flake.

I’ll try to reach out to possum girl Friday but I have a big job I have to do tomorrow that’s going to eat my entire day.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 15, 2018, 02:35:01 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on November 15, 2018, 12:40:45 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 12, 2018, 03:03:50 PM
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Thanks! That's also really helpful.

I'm seeing how things pan out with the person I got going with on Monday (hopefully date this weekend), but if it doesn't work out I'm using your guys advice and switching up my photos.

On that last photo, a gal told me once that sweat is unattractive for photos. Not sure how valid that is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 04:54:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/K2ucu4O.png)

Hmm... how to proceed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2018, 05:10:04 PM
Isn't it obvious?
 :dice

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 05:11:29 PM
Ooooh... looks like possum girl might be going to same bar/restaurant I was planning on taking my date tonight. This'll be interesting.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 15, 2018, 05:11:54 PM
She’s in heat. Go fix her stupid.

“I know what to do when a woman is in heat”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 15, 2018, 05:14:26 PM
The way to proceed is to not proceed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2018, 05:22:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 05:11:29 PM
Ooooh... looks like possum girl might be going to same bar/restaurant I was planning on taking my date tonight. This'll be interesting.  :doge
Oh this is totally a good and healthy thing. Take her there!

Pls post results.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 05:24:30 PM
Yeah but I can still go to that bar by myself.  :doge

I can only imagine what sort of shit show would go down if I brought my date there and possum girl saw us.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 15, 2018, 05:25:14 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2018, 05:22:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 05:11:29 PM
Ooooh... looks like possum girl might be going to same bar/restaurant I was planning on taking my date tonight. This'll be interesting.  :doge
Oh this is totally a good and healthy thing. Take her there!

Pls post results.

Suggest a threesome, and ask if they would choke each other too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 05:37:15 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/AQ6hSNy.png?1)

LET'S. GET. DANGEROUS. :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2018, 05:40:16 PM
(http://rs201.pbsrc.com/albums/aa317/lordnegaduck/DW%20Merduck/DWMDarkwingDuckAngry.jpg~c200)
You can't pass up an opportunity to say "I can help you with your heat, but you might want to call someone about your furnace" and then claim to be getting dangerous.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 06:12:24 PM
Uh oh... this girl I'm seeing tonight has "Christian" as her religion.  :-\

Hopefully she's the cool kind of Christian and not the lame kind.

edit: What am I saying. She smokes pot and drinks.  :doge

edit2: and has tattoos
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 06:21:40 PM
Should I give possum girl a heads up that she might see me downtown with a friend?  :doge

edit: No. What am I stupid...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 15, 2018, 06:22:40 PM
all seed bearing plants my dude, that’s weeeddd

Sinsemilla is the devils lettuce tho? Idk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 15, 2018, 06:24:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 06:21:40 PM
Should I give possum girl a heads up that she might see me downtown with a friend?  :doge

edit: No. What am I stupid...

Yeah, that would be weird. Don’t assume she’d care if she saw you with another girl, either. She’s supposed to not want that attachment, remember? So don’t act like it’s there
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on November 15, 2018, 06:24:09 PM
hey dawg i seen christians blow lines before. ain't no commandment says ya can't party
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 06:30:00 PM
God. My life, brehs.

What is my life right now?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 15, 2018, 06:34:42 PM
The only big religious red flags to me are if they hate gay people/"gayness is a sin", or if they believe hell is just fate for anyone. Otherwise, religious chicks wanna fuck like anyone else.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2018, 06:47:38 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 06:30:00 PM
God. My life, brehs.

What is my life right now?
Possibly the season finale :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 06:50:18 PM
 :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 07:09:33 PM
There's only two ways this can end.

In laughter or in tears.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 15, 2018, 07:09:48 PM
You don't know that Miss Possum will be there. You don't know that she did or did not Like a comment you made. You don't know what evening plans she posted on Facebook. You don't know if she even is aware that bar exists.

You're going to make charm happen on another Quirky White Girl. That's it. Swing your dick away from the possum one and towards the ambitiously spiritual girl with no heater. Live in the present.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 15, 2018, 07:23:46 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 07:09:33 PM
There's only two ways this can end.

In laughter or in tears.  :doge

or surprisingly well, as you gain more wonderful experiences and confidence
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 15, 2018, 07:36:36 PM
I’m catholics

Let’s party
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2018, 07:43:16 PM
Quote from: Huff on November 15, 2018, 07:36:36 PM
I’m catholics

Let’s party
That depends. How many catholics are you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 15, 2018, 08:23:59 PM
Seriously Atra :
- You're reasonably proficient at getting matches on dating apps, certainly more so than I am, despite being stuck in bumfuck, USA.
- You've been getting dates.
- You've had sex in various forms with several different women.

You're fine. Stop overthinking (especially all that social media stuff and "signs") and second guessing yourself, 90% of any angst you share here seem to come from that, especially now that your dry spell ended. Unless you want to be a "player" or are struggling to navigate longer term relationships (or looking for suitable mate for that stronger bond), you're doing pretty okay. Enjoy the ride more and explore what you like all while having good times out with the ladies.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 08:53:33 PM
Emily had to peace out tonight but she’s down to see me whenever she’s free.

edit: for a moment there my life was playing out like a movie  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 09:09:59 PM
I’ve had a couple of drinks and I kinda want to text possum girl something...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 15, 2018, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 09:09:59 PM
I’ve had a couple of drinks and I kinda want to text possum girl something...

(https://abload.de/img/tumblr_nu0jg5csg31ttj4af51.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=tumblr_nu0jg5csg31ttj4af51.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 15, 2018, 09:38:24 PM
You know if you don’t come off as cool and collected and instead clingy it probably won’t work for you.

You probably got as far as you have because you have come off as cool and collected.

The girl says she dosent want a relationship and that’s true, but that’s not forever. But the worst way to scare someone like that away or lose interests in you is by coming off as the person that really wants a relationship and is instead just not a cool person they can vibe with no responsibility right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 09:46:29 PM
It’s all good. She did in fact come to the same bar that I was deciding to bring my date to.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 15, 2018, 09:48:23 PM
Pull out your hard dick at the bar!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 15, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
Black out drunk then text her

It’s the only way
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 10:56:36 PM
It seems like we’re still on good terms.

Totally platonic tho. Which is for the best tbh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2018, 11:14:23 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 10:56:36 PM
Which is for the best tbh.
:hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 15, 2018, 11:17:07 PM
Any tips for how to keep conversations going when you're too tired to function? Especially early on where if you don't respond for a day the other person leaves the conversation. Some days I can barely keep my eyes open let alone have an on-going text conversation and I feel like just saying I'm tired af and gonna pass out, let's talk tomorrow is probably a turn off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 11:43:04 PM
I just stop talking and then pick up the conversation the next day after work.

I used to say goodnight but it breaks the flow & gives the girl an out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 11:59:25 PM
uh oh...

well... I'm not sure if I just got the run around but before I left the bar to head home she was telling me about an event this Friday that she was going to and that she said she was going to invite me to.

I'm looking everywhere for it and I'm not seeing it.  :-\

Maybe it's a secret event but I doubt it.

God, I hope I didn't just scare her away for good.

I was even chatting with a guy (he's gay  :doge ) I met a while back that's a mutual friend of ours and I walked with him to greet her.

*sigh*

It seemed like everything was fine. But who knows.  :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 12:02:58 AM
Nope. It was never brought up.

We both just played things off like it never happened.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 12:05:20 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 15, 2018, 11:59:25 PM
uh oh...

well... I'm not sure if I just got the run around but before I left the bar to head home she was telling me about an event this Friday that she was going to and that she said she was going to invite me to.

I'm looking everywhere for it and I'm not seeing it.  :-\

Maybe it's a secret event but I doubt it.

God, I hope I didn't just scare her away for good.

I was even chatting with a guy (he's gay  :doge ) I met a while back that's a mutual friend of ours and I walked with him to greet her.

*sigh*

It seemed like everything was fine. But who knows.  :(
Oh, I found the event.

It's on a Wednesday. Huh.

Okay, maybe I don't need to panic.

Granted, when she's high and drinks a bit specifics aren't her forte.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 12:24:59 AM
It's just my anxiety getting the best of me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 01:22:02 AM
Oh... that’s another thing.

I haven’t really been having erections lately.

Which is a bit concerning.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 01:24:19 AM
I have.

Like, I have zero desire to fap or anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 01:50:56 AM
Oh, she said “weird flex but ok” to a joke I told the group of people we were hanging out with.  :-[

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 16, 2018, 10:20:13 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 15, 2018, 02:35:01 PM

Thanks! That's also really helpful.

I'm seeing how things pan out with the person I got going with on Monday (hopefully date this weekend), but if it doesn't work out I'm using your guys advice and switching up my photos.

On that last photo, a gal told me once that sweat is unattractive for photos. Not sure how valid that is.

I guess it depends on the situation causing the sweat and the amount and placement of said sweat. A dude just being sweaty for no obvious reason, a sweaty looking face in an otherwise normal selfie, or visible sweat marks in the underarm or underboob area when wearing a dress shirt, that sort of thing, yeah better not post that. But a hot guy obviously taking a break during a hike/run with a nice smile on his face and tousled hair, come on, that's gotta be different. It gives one some ideas  :phil

But hey, maybe you don't have to worry about dating profile pics if things go well! Good luck man  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 16, 2018, 11:26:12 AM
Working out ups the testosterone.

I was far more hornier when I was working out.

Maybe try it.

I should get back to it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 16, 2018, 12:01:11 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 16, 2018, 11:09:52 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 01:50:56 AM
Oh, she said “weird flex but ok” to a joke I told the group of people we were hanging out with.  :-[

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This girl sounds like a cunt.

(no offense)

(see, i said no offense, so calling someone a cunt is totally ok)

(http://memegenerator.net/img/instances/54120811/hes-not-wrong.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2018, 12:18:17 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 16, 2018, 01:47:01 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 12:02:58 AM
Nope. It was never brought up.

We both just played things off like it never happened.

This does not mean totally platonic at all, JFC. You could totally bang her again, just by what you've told us/me.

However, this quest may be above your current level.

Atra level gated. The pussy greyed out until he bangs more chum
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 12:21:36 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2018, 12:18:17 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 16, 2018, 01:47:01 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 12:02:58 AM
Nope. It was never brought up.

We both just played things off like it never happened.

This does not mean totally platonic at all, JFC. You could totally bang her again, just by what you've told us/me.

However, this quest may be above your current level.

Atra level gated. The pussy greyed out until he bangs more chum
I even showed her the girl I was supposed to meet there until she bailed at the last moment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2018, 12:24:46 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 12:21:36 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2018, 12:18:17 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 16, 2018, 01:47:01 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 12:02:58 AM
Nope. It was never brought up.

We both just played things off like it never happened.

This does not mean totally platonic at all, JFC. You could totally bang her again, just by what you've told us/me.

However, this quest may be above your current level.

Atra level gated. The pussy greyed out until he bangs more chum
I even showed her the girl I was supposed to meet there until she bailed at the last moment.

ooof thats why inciting jealousy is a tricky thing. And she seems like an experienced woman which means she may see through your bag o'tricks. Me, I'd be straightforward without being overbearing. Do you but dont flaunt it to catch her eye.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 12:25:55 PM
Well, she asked me why I was there and I said I had a date there but she bailed. And I showed her my potential date like any friend would.  :doge

She said she looked cute.

edit: Also, another girl at that bar was being flirty with me (she was kinda drunk tho).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 16, 2018, 12:33:03 PM
Is there like only one bar in your town? If not  :holeup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 12:49:12 PM
Hell, I can even show you all the texts between that girl and I that we were planning on going there well before possum girl decided to show up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 16, 2018, 12:54:02 PM
...but you still went.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 16, 2018, 12:55:48 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 23, 2018, 01:58:03 PM
Betting she fucks you once, but only once, insists on remaining friends, and it destroys you psychologically
Fake events? Showing up at bars without a date and saying you had one? Obsessing over Facebook likes? Jealousy gambits? We're well on our way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 12:56:59 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 16, 2018, 12:54:02 PM
...but you still went.
Because I needed to let off some steam after a stressful day at work.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 16, 2018, 12:57:09 PM
Back off, haterz

Atra’s out here doin as he pleases
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 12:58:07 PM
Well, I'm going on a date with someone else this Saturday.

And I told the other girl to hit me up whenever she's free.

edit: Also, I'm not going to text or seek out possum girl for a long time. I was low-key wanting to make sure we were both still on friendly terms. And it seems like we are.

edit2: It also helped that I knew that gay guy and I was talking to him a bunch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 16, 2018, 01:14:24 PM
Should have fucked that gay guy. Or let him fuck you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on November 16, 2018, 01:53:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 01:22:02 AM
Oh... that’s another thing.

I haven’t really been having erections lately.

Which is a bit concerning.  :doge

Get more sleep :zzz

Posting in this thread at 2am...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 06:06:58 PM
The girl I was supposed to meet last night is meeting me tonight.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2018, 06:41:42 PM
Possum Girl Lv.3 Pussy Raid Requirements

(TIME SENSITIVE)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 06:46:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 06:06:58 PM
The girl I was supposed to meet last night is meeting me tonight.  :doge
And she canceled again.

She’s a cook at a restaurant and people aren’t showing up for their shift.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2018, 06:46:59 PM
Yikes. Was she apologetic?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 06:47:57 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2018, 07:01:03 PM
Thats rough. Feel bad for her trying to get out there and connect only to have such a demanding job taking so much.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 17, 2018, 05:24:08 AM
Go to her restaurant and tell her to cook you dinner. For free.

P.S bring roses.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 17, 2018, 07:04:42 AM
Also, ask about choking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 17, 2018, 01:54:24 PM
Have a date with a girl named Kat later today.

She lifts weights and might be stronger than me.  :doge

Wish me luck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 17, 2018, 02:01:36 PM
If you two bang, you should be the bottom, and she'll raise your legs up and pump her pussy into your dong . Let the Amazon lady own your dangle.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 17, 2018, 02:05:45 PM
Muscular women fucking men like  cumslut whores  :woooo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 17, 2018, 02:45:18 PM
Quote from: mormapope on November 17, 2018, 02:01:36 PM
If you two bang, you should be the bottom, and she'll raise your legs up and pump her pussy into your dong . Let the Amazon lady own your dangle.



(https://abload.de/img/oh_yes_creepy_lokimri99.gif) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=oh_yes_creepy_lokimri99.gif)

Quote from: Atramental on November 17, 2018, 01:54:24 PM
Have a date with a girl named Kat later today.

She lifts weights and might be stronger than me.  :doge

Wish me luck.

Ask if she deadlifts and if she does she gon break yo dick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 17, 2018, 07:59:54 PM
This season has went from triumphs to weirdness.  I like it :win
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 17, 2018, 08:49:44 PM
Kat is great.

We have a lot in common.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 17, 2018, 10:11:14 PM
Y’all talk a lot of shit about Atra but his stamina for just fuckin doin it and getting out there is amazing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 17, 2018, 10:46:04 PM
I’ve gotta say post-Molly I feel so much more in the moment and less concerned about people’s opinions about me.

I could tell Kat was fairly nervous at first because she was doing the thing that I do when I get nervous. Talking super fast and spouting off personal facts in lightning succession

But I wasn’t anxious at all though. I was super calm and collected the whole time.

Also, I know Myers-Briggs gets shit for being horoscopes 2.0 but she’s an ENTP and I’m an INTP. It was freaky how similar we were.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 18, 2018, 12:42:49 AM
Uh... she just unfriended me on Facebook  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 18, 2018, 12:45:36 AM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 18, 2018, 01:05:03 AM
I think she had gone through some trauma but she didn’t really say what.

If I had to guess it had something to do with her childhood and her parents.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 18, 2018, 01:19:21 AM
Women be trippin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2018, 01:23:14 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 17, 2018, 10:11:14 PM
Y’all talk a lot of shit about Atra but his stamina for just fuckin doin it and getting out there is amazing

Atra's like 7 feet, of course he has stamina.

What about the rest of us hideous freaks??
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2018, 01:25:06 AM
Edit- Drunk and mean, sorry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2018, 01:25:39 AM
Edit- Drunk and mean, sorry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2018, 08:19:20 AM
Sorry for being an asshole last night Spencer. :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 18, 2018, 10:26:14 AM
you going through a lot tasty you gonna bounce back it was a rough week
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2018, 11:04:28 AM
Oh, I, uh, completely missed it

But I can take a lash out here and there, you’ll come through, Tasty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2018, 02:38:10 PM
Thanks guys.

What I said didn't even really make sense, but it was meant to be mean for some reason.

One more reason to drink even less going forward I suppose.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 19, 2018, 03:38:41 PM
Well that escalated quickly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 19, 2018, 07:35:28 PM
Meet me at that Irish pub, you the one with the great fish and chips and the long flight of stairs?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 19, 2018, 11:38:20 PM
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Post by: shosta on November 19, 2018, 11:40:43 PM
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Post by: Bebpo on November 19, 2018, 11:47:19 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 19, 2018, 11:48:33 PM
then telling her makes you look like a dick and it's probably your own feelings causing you to think that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 19, 2018, 11:51:43 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 20, 2018, 12:04:07 AM
Let people make their mistakes. Fact is you don't have visibility into what happens when they're in private. They might be dynamite together. You don't know. Now I'll admit, I find the "if it looks like a duck..."  Rule is almost 100% true. That all being said, in the dozens of people I've helped in relationships, I've never, not once, not ever heard a woman tell a guy she was dating, "you were right about that jerk. I really am better with you." It's never happened. And I doubt it ever will. I have heard women say "I was right about that jerk. I'm better off with you" but it's the "I" that's important. It needs to be their realization. Their decision. You can't have anything to do with it.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 03:16:27 AM
Got some new tinder matches

talked with a nice 21 year old blond bombshell
she said she liked scary movies so I invited her to have some drinks next week and perhaps see Halloween in theaters

She said

Yeah I heard that one is good

I take it thats a yes or something
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 20, 2018, 03:27:31 AM
How much choking is in this horror film?

Could be a nice segue for more pertinent matters…  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 04:12:48 AM
lol jesus christ  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 04:23:47 AM
This is her btw

(https://imghost.io/images/2018/11/20/Screenshot_20181120-101734_Tinder.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 20, 2018, 04:42:02 AM
*looks at ring*

Who made the photo?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 20, 2018, 09:11:23 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 03:16:27 AM
Got some new tinder matches

talked with a nice 21 year old blond bombshell
she said she liked scary movies so I invited her to have some drinks next week and perhaps see Halloween in theaters

She said

Yeah I heard that one is good

I take it thats a yes or something

Ask her about her thoughts on Audition.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 09:47:13 AM
whats audition
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 20, 2018, 10:03:26 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 09:47:13 AM
whats audition

A great Japanese horror movie from the early 2000s. Watch it with her!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 20, 2018, 10:04:00 AM
Maybe give Noroi: The Curse a try too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on November 20, 2018, 10:48:57 AM
Gotta admit, she does look like a girl who loves some good sexual asphyxia.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 20, 2018, 10:59:52 AM
"Oh, you like horror movies? You should see my posts on this forum's relationship advice thread."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 20, 2018, 11:58:33 AM
Ah, Audition was actually 1999... so close.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 20, 2018, 01:44:38 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 04:23:47 AM
This is her btw

(https://imghost.io/images/2018/11/20/Screenshot_20181120-101734_Tinder.jpg)


Tear that buurt up :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 01:53:48 PM
Who knows im just patiently waiting a response but I actually got a few different matches.. Im just gonna try to chill this time  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 20, 2018, 02:19:34 PM
You're right. Start with questions about ball gags first.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 20, 2018, 02:27:05 PM
Thinks have continued to be rocky with the gf. Slightly annoying as we have a trip planned in two weeks as well as Xmas holidays coming up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 20, 2018, 02:56:45 PM
Who doesn’t?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 20, 2018, 03:07:33 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 20, 2018, 02:46:53 PM
I don't get all the choking references. Does MMarasu like to choke women or some shit?

Just like Kobe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 20, 2018, 03:10:23 PM
It should also be noted that Hillary is big on choking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 20, 2018, 05:21:28 PM
I'm praying Emily gets back to me soon.

Jesus. I need a big win soon.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 20, 2018, 06:37:11 PM
Quote from: Huff on November 20, 2018, 02:56:45 PM
Who doesn’t?

Me  :'(

Too paranoid I'll actually kill the person. I've never had solid snake choke training.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 20, 2018, 07:20:06 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 04:23:47 AM
This is her btw

(https://imghost.io/images/2018/11/20/Screenshot_20181120-101734_Tinder.jpg)

Shes got a kind face

Now cum all over it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 20, 2018, 10:44:12 PM
:rejoice
Glen, steps into the season finale ring!

(http://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/be/c0/6ebec02c2417efd22a3f39df74df5780.gif)

bless up dude! And tear that ass up!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 20, 2018, 10:49:22 PM
I fucced an 18 year old :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 20, 2018, 10:57:14 PM
Whoa, hopefully they don’t get charged with statutory

Thank you for sharing so much in your post, Glen, hope all best for your newly deepened relationship!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 20, 2018, 11:15:13 PM
Quote from: shosta on November 20, 2018, 10:49:22 PM
I fucced an 18 year old :dead

Careful man, dating older women doesn't always work out well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 20, 2018, 11:18:11 PM
Damnit, Glen. We're kindred souls.

Growth is a constant ive come to learn. Unless youre a true blue narcissist, your capacity for growth, empathy, and love will help you find the way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2018, 02:02:43 AM
A lot of pitch black dark on a moonless night German women seem to be into my instagram and I'm in love with every single one of them. Theres one thats just vicious in a way only women can be. Imagine getting her to love me and watching her telling everyone to fuck off with glee. Unknownly witnessing what is fated for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on November 21, 2018, 02:04:55 AM
Quote from: shosta on November 20, 2018, 10:49:22 PM
I fucced an 18 year old :dead
Wouldn’t she be arrested for statutory rape?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 21, 2018, 02:57:44 AM
Quote from: Glen on November 20, 2018, 11:34:47 PM
Okay. Page 140. The choking during sex and showing up to the girl’s workplace with a rose back to back posts. I have not laughed so hard at anything on this forum in years. I can’t believe this.  :lol :lol :lol

Oh well :p
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 21, 2018, 10:17:54 AM
Had to almost bite my own fingers to keep me from sending this to a friend today.

(http://i.imgur.com/blEISKi.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 22, 2018, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: shosta on November 20, 2018, 10:49:22 PM
I fucced an 18 year old :dead


Great way to ruin a promising young woman's life by getting her caught for underage sex, jerk.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 22, 2018, 09:25:52 PM
I’m going to text possum girl Saturday morning to see if she’s down to meet up at a event she’s possibly going to.

Just as a way to put some feelers out to see if we’re still cool.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 01:10:23 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 22, 2018, 09:25:52 PM
I’m going to text possum girl Saturday morning to see if she’s down to meet up at a event she’s possibly going to.

Just as a way to put some feelers out to see if we’re still cool.
God, I hope this is the right choice.  :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 01:37:37 AM
Yeah, my sister was talking to me about this place (a cat cafe) and I was curious to see what it’s like.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 01:45:51 AM
God, why the fuck can’t I find someone that can just put up with me and my nonsense.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 23, 2018, 01:51:01 AM
Well thats one way to drown in pussy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 01:57:53 AM
I legit like cats though.

Also, the last text I sent her was a pic of my cat when she asked me if I had any pets.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 11:03:07 AM
It’s the cat cafe’s first year anniversary.  :doge

She marked herself as “interested” for the event on Facebook.

After we had showered I even asked her about her about potentially joining her for events she marked as interested and she ~seemed~ okay with it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 11:33:08 AM
Ah... looks like she’s going with a bunch of other friends.

I probably shouldn’t ask.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 23, 2018, 11:36:57 AM
Just ask. If you want to be her friend start acting like it. Her reaction is out of your control so you just do you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 11:39:06 AM
I’ll text her right now.

edit: and now we wait...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 23, 2018, 12:15:50 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 20, 2018, 11:34:47 PM
Okay. Page 140. The choking during sex and showing up to the girl’s workplace with a rose back to back posts. I have not laughed so hard at anything on this forum in years. I can’t believe this.  :lol :lol :lol

The lead-up was pretty good too, there was even some nice foreshadowing for the roses at work part. Pages 131-133 especially.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 23, 2018, 12:36:03 PM
Id stop fixating, Atra. I can tell you this is all going to feel like a chinese finger trap, the more you struggle the worse it gets. Putting feelers out is ok but be ready to move on to the next one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 01:22:05 PM
I mean. Not right after. We got dressed and stuff first and talked about other things.

edit:

 :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 01:43:09 PM
Well. I’m gonna move on now.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 23, 2018, 02:48:07 PM
I think you need to buy her roses
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 23, 2018, 04:25:39 PM
Or choke her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 04:59:05 PM
She actually likes to get choked but I pretty much blew my chances with her so...

I really should’ve just played things cool and not seem like & eager beaver to see her again...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on November 23, 2018, 05:07:48 PM
Honest question:
Do you enjoy the drama and playing all these little games?
If not, maybe you should date women that are a bit older.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 05:24:06 PM
She’s 26.
I’m 28...

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on November 23, 2018, 05:26:47 PM
My bad, because almost all of those tinder matches you posted were in the 18-21 range IIRC.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 05:27:42 PM
I rarely get with anyone younger than 24 after I hit 28.

edit: I mean, sure I match with girls younger than 24 but I can tell that we aren't really on the same wavelength socially.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 05:36:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BF3HqCr.png?1)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/nNrkgR4Z7RHDW/giphy.gif)

I wanna hug all them beautiful cats.  :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 07:04:30 PM
I know I know.

I’m stupid.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 23, 2018, 07:11:00 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 23, 2018, 07:11:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 07:04:30 PM
I know I know.

I’m stupid.  :doge

Newsfeed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 23, 2018, 07:16:22 PM
must be a post sex morning
 :jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2018, 08:10:12 PM
I’m fine with just being platonic friends from this point on.  :yeshrug

That’s my big fear is losing a super cool friend who can connect me to other cool people in my not so cool city.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 12:14:48 AM
I’m basically at her mercy if she wants something more.

I can’t force my will upon someone like her. She’s very independent and strong willed.

And I did flat out tell her that I was cool with being friends and that the ball was in her court if she wanted something more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 24, 2018, 03:07:38 AM
*sleepily browse the thread*

Well, you can't force your will on anyone, really.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 08:51:38 AM
Sure. But some people are more pliable than others.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 24, 2018, 09:09:06 AM
It's common after an intimate moment for people to claim they accept just being friends but then continue to do confusing/flirty shit. After having your heart shit on a few times, people become more patient in establishing new friendships. Best to just be transparent, cool, and keep your wiener from trying to fuck everything up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 10:37:44 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on November 24, 2018, 09:09:06 AM
It's common after an intimate moment for people to claim they accept just being friends but then continue to do confusing/flirty shit. After having your heart shit on a few times, people become more patient in establishing new friendships. Best to just be transparent, cool, and keep your wiener from trying to fuck everything up.
So... are you saying I should bone or not bone if she flings herself on me again?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 10:40:13 AM
She laugh reacted to my latest facebook post.  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 24, 2018, 10:50:13 AM
:omg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 10:51:47 AM
I swear. If you get them laughing that’s a great sign.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 24, 2018, 10:53:58 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o3IWTfcks4k
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 24, 2018, 11:00:16 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RaCodgL9cvk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 24, 2018, 11:00:57 AM
It's only a matter of time until atra shows up at possum girl's work with a bunch of roses and a love letter  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 11:04:06 AM
Quote from: skullstorm on November 24, 2018, 11:00:57 AM
It's only a matter of time until atra shows up at possum girl's work with a bunch of roses and a love letter  :pimp
I’m not that far gone.

Sure I emote a lot here and come off as a love sick puppy but it’s a way to get it out of system so I can be calm & resolved.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 24, 2018, 11:08:52 AM
Quote from: Raist on November 23, 2018, 04:25:39 PM
Or choke her.
We'll, since she loves choking she'll love atra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 11:10:10 AM
She likes to get punched too.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 24, 2018, 11:51:45 AM
 :holeup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 11:56:18 AM
She went to a BDSM thing on Halloween and she wanted a guy to fight her.

He gave her a bit of black eye.

Also she got spanked by a paddle and had a couple of bruises on her butt.

Needless to say... I like freaks.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 24, 2018, 12:31:26 PM
This is painful to read but it’s a great life lesson and we all have to learn the hard way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 12:47:06 PM
What do I need to learn here?

That I shouldn't be falling for her at all and that I should just move on to greener pastures?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 24, 2018, 01:10:42 PM
I’d imagine for a woman that likes being punched and choked, the only thing that makes her dry up faster than a man who can’t get it up is one that wants her to make the move and overthinks every interaction with her. I think you need to learn that there’s a difference between taking a chance and going for it and asserting your will on someone. 

Real talk, i wanted my wife so bad before we had sex. We were best friends, fooled around but never fucked. I had built it up so much that the first time I couldn’t get it up for like half an hour and then we had the most unsatisfying sex. Ugh. It was shameful and I was pissed at myself. But instead of being all awkward and thinking how I blew it, I told her “trust me, I can do better” and then did so.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Snowden on November 24, 2018, 01:29:50 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 12:47:06 PM
What do I need to learn here?

That I shouldn't be falling for her at all and that I should just move on to greener pastures?
Yea.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on November 24, 2018, 01:47:15 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 12:47:06 PM
What do I need to learn here?

That I shouldn't be falling for her at all and that I should just move on to greener pastures?

That pasture can certainly be green, you did manage to fuck her once and that speaks for itself. The issue imo is that you kinda like Zelda but went and bought Dark Souls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on November 24, 2018, 01:53:12 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 24, 2018, 01:50:50 PM
He didn’t manage to fuck her.

Oh, well...Yeah. Then i personally i don't see this even slightly worth it if it takes a emotional toll.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 02:22:36 PM
She’s a real life succubus.

Or at least my potted up brain feels that way.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 24, 2018, 02:43:21 PM
Quote from: Nabbis on November 24, 2018, 01:47:15 PM
The issue imo is that you kinda like Zelda but went and bought Dark Souls.

Newsfeed plz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 02:44:20 PM
She hasn’t texted me back a time when she’s going yet.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 02:53:04 PM
My guess is youre experiencing the "Girl is not trying to hurt you by flat out eaying no" scenario, Atra. Abort, abort. Abort.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 02:54:38 PM
:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 02:57:38 PM
Trying to bend her will will just get her to say what you want to hear so she doesnt have to deal with the fallout. Right now its on you to read the tea leaves and leave well enough alone. Sorry, dude. You only get told whats up from a real G of a woman. Mainly Puerto Rican females.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 24, 2018, 03:25:10 PM
stay away from puertorriqueñas
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 03:57:16 PM
She’s given me long stints of radio silence before.

This might not be any different.

I hope...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 24, 2018, 04:02:53 PM
This arc of the season sucks. We have so many other more promising arcs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 04:28:01 PM
https://imgur.com/a/2ZX76v3

this was reblogged on her tumblr several hours ago but....

I think I get the infered message loud and clear.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 24, 2018, 04:28:52 PM
When a woman wants to fuck you, get closer to you, they'll put actual effort on their end. If you see no effort, she's not worth any of yours.

First sign of actual effort, do they make time to see you or talk to you? Does she surprise you in a positive way with the effort she's putting in? If the answer is no, time to giddy up somewhere else. And just like men, many women simply suck at being a friend or someone you can comfortably rely on.

Time is way more important than anything. Don't chisel your life or who you are away just so you can get an opportunity. The opportunity should be exciting and fun mutually.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 24, 2018, 04:30:17 PM
Jesus. If she’s really posting passive aggressive shit to give you a hint then I’d say good riddance. I’d usually call you paranoid but she honestly sounds like a mess based on what you’ve told us here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 05:20:19 PM
So, the short order cook, Emily.

I’m wondering if I should message her Sunday to see if she’s free Monday.

Aren’t Mondays typically slow days at restaurants?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 24, 2018, 05:59:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 10:37:44 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on November 24, 2018, 09:09:06 AM
It's common after an intimate moment for people to claim they accept just being friends but then continue to do confusing/flirty shit. After having your heart shit on a few times, people become more patient in establishing new friendships. Best to just be transparent, cool, and keep your wiener from trying to fuck everything up.
So... are you saying I should bone or not bone if she flings herself on me again?  :doge

The last sentence was literally telling you to disobey your penis. Basically, I don't feel it's worth taking her up on the offer even if she throws herself at you because she is not in the zone of looking for a stable romantic relationship. If she's cool with being friends, that will naturally progress the less you pay attention to it. Probably best to not worry if weeks go by without hearing from each other.

Now, it's possible that you two end up happily ever after a year or two from now. I'm only saying that to hedge my bets but you shouldn't plan that far ahead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 06:08:47 PM
I am sorry it turned out this way, Atra. Fuck her. On to the next one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 24, 2018, 06:42:40 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 02:53:04 PM
My guess is youre experiencing the "Girl is not trying to hurt you by flat out eaying no" scenario, Atra. Abort, abort. Abort.

(https://i.gifer.com/5Es.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 06:48:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 05:20:19 PM
So, the short order cook, Emily.

I’m wondering if I should message her Sunday to see if she’s free Monday.

Aren’t Mondays typically slow days at restaurants?
So, for real. What do?

I think I'll just keep waiting since I did put the ball in her court to message me when she's free from work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 06:53:41 PM
Alrighty.

I'll pop up again if I run into another pickle.

For now, I'm just going to focus on my own self improvement.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 24, 2018, 06:56:00 PM
you said that three days ago
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 06:56:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 06:53:41 PM
Alrighty.

I'll pop up again if I run into another pickle.

For now, I'm just going to focus on my own self improvement.

Not to toot my own dick but what I've been going through has been transformative for me.  I place it squarely on becoming physically well. Loving myself, so I can freely express myself. I'm sure you'll find it won't just help your love life but touch every aspect of you. Start as soon as possible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 07:02:20 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 24, 2018, 06:59:57 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 04:28:01 PM
https://imgur.com/a/2ZX76v3

this was reblogged on her tumblr several hours ago but....

I think I get the infered message loud and clear.

It’s highly unlikely that she’s trying to send you messages through Tumblr posts, dude.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 06:56:55 PM
Not to toot my own dick but what I've been going through has been transformative for me.  I place it squarely on becoming physically well. Loving myself, so I can freely express myself. I'm sure you'll find it won't just help your love life but touch every aspect of you. Start as soon as possible.

The 4aco can’t hurt either.

Tripping on that wonderful substance right now
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 07:04:20 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 06:56:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 06:53:41 PM
Alrighty.

I'll pop up again if I run into another pickle.

For now, I'm just going to focus on my own self improvement.

Not to toot my own dick but what I've been going through has been transformative for me.  I place it squarely on becoming physically well. Loving myself, so I can freely express myself. I'm sure you'll find it won't just help your love life but touch every aspect of you. Start as soon as possible.
So... feel free to PM this but... I kinda want to get some of these substances you're getting your hands on but I have no idea where to start.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 07:14:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 07:04:20 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 06:56:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 06:53:41 PM
Alrighty.

I'll pop up again if I run into another pickle.

For now, I'm just going to focus on my own self improvement.

Not to toot my own dick but what I've been going through has been transformative for me.  I place it squarely on becoming physically well. Loving myself, so I can freely express myself. I'm sure you'll find it won't just help your love life but touch every aspect of you. Start as soon as possible.
So... feel free to PM this but... I kinda want to get some of these substances you're getting your hands on but I have no idea where to start.

I'll send you the deets but please know it can turn into a well designed, heat seaking missle. Searching out your self hate. And if you think you know self loathing? Get back to me after the fifth hour of a trip where every negative facet of yourself is illuminated with a million lumen light.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 07:17:23 PM
Errrr... damn. Maybe I’m not quite ready for that yet.  :holeup

Is there like a “training wheels” version of this stuff?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 07:17:23 PM
Errrr... damn. Maybe I’m not quite ready for that yet.  :holeup

Is there like a “training wheels” version of this stuff?

The only way I can envision you taking well to this is getting a head start on hitting that gym. The moment you can look in the mirror and begin to see the person youre turning into, happy with, youre ready.

I took this shit at my lowest. At my heaviest. I wanted to walk emotionless into the kitchen, grab a knife and jab it into my neck. Just end my pitiful excuse of a life. This is where it can take you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 07:42:16 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 07:17:23 PM
Errrr... damn. Maybe I’m not quite ready for that yet.  :holeup

Is there like a “training wheels” version of this stuff?

The only way I can invision you taking well to this is getting a head start on hitting that gym. The moment you can look in the mirror and begin to see the person youre turning into, happy with, youre ready.

I took this shit at my lowest. At my heaviest. I wanted to walk emotionless into the kitchen, grab a knife and jab it into my neck. Just end my pitiful excuse of a life. This is where it can take you.
Fuuuuuck dude.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 07:55:42 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 07:42:16 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 07:17:23 PM
Errrr... damn. Maybe I’m not quite ready for that yet.  :holeup

Is there like a “training wheels” version of this stuff?

The only way I can invision you taking well to this is getting a head start on hitting that gym. The moment you can look in the mirror and begin to see the person youre turning into, happy with, youre ready.

I took this shit at my lowest. At my heaviest. I wanted to walk emotionless into the kitchen, grab a knife and jab it into my neck. Just end my pitiful excuse of a life. This is where it can take you.
Fuuuuuck dude.  :doge

Once you're there, throw me that PM. We'll work out that round trip ticket to see the face of God.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 07:57:13 PM
I guess I'll go to the gym tomorrow morning and get started with some basic strength training.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 08:01:36 PM
Also, I'm starting to research that list of psychologists my company's chief of staff sent me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 08:24:13 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 07:57:13 PM
I guess I'll go to the gym tomorrow morning and get started with some basic strength training.
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 08:01:36 PM
Also, I'm starting to research that list of psychologists my company's chief of staff sent me.

The path towards the new you begins on this day. I can't wait to meet him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2018, 11:14:22 PM
And when they grab hold on them for dear life when you're taking them to the bone zone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 25, 2018, 04:22:39 AM
Quote from: Exodust on November 24, 2018, 06:47:46 PM
Is it now, MMaRsu?

I have some experience in this area, trust me

Also my arms are skinny af :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 25, 2018, 05:04:33 AM
Strong enough to hold roses.



And choke a bitch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 25, 2018, 05:05:13 AM
I lol'd hard
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 25, 2018, 10:53:59 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 04:28:01 PM
https://imgur.com/a/2ZX76v3

this was reblogged on her tumblr several hours ago but....

I think I get the infered message loud and clear.
Real talk:

Atra, are you so thirsty that THIS is what you find desireable/even acceptable behavior? It feels like she's a girl that's just playing around. I wouldn't take it, you shouldn't either. You're better than this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 25, 2018, 10:54:25 PM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on November 25, 2018, 05:04:33 AM
Strong enough to hold roses.



And choke a bitch.
How is this not in the newsfeed? It needs to be in the newsfeed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 26, 2018, 12:21:19 AM
Yeeeeaaah.

I’m starting to think it’s a good thing she dropped me. She’s starting to post some more unnerving shit on her social media.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 26, 2018, 01:09:56 AM
Quote from: Glen on November 26, 2018, 12:35:20 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 25, 2018, 10:53:59 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2018, 04:28:01 PM
https://imgur.com/a/2ZX76v3

this was reblogged on her tumblr several hours ago but....

I think I get the infered message loud and clear.
Real talk:

Atra, are you so thirsty that THIS is what you find desireable/even acceptable behavior? It feels like she's a girl that's just playing around. I wouldn't take it, you shouldn't either. You're better than this.

That’s assuming the post had anything at all to do with Atra, which I’m highly skeptical it did.
Even if it wasn't. As reset would say, it's not a good look. Yikes!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on November 26, 2018, 01:38:29 AM
Now that our moderation team has at last abandoned lolbertarian "principles" can we get a moratorium on Possum Girl posts / fork the discussion into a designated toxic waste dump thread? It's not terribly adjacent from Creepy Stalker X Kagari now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 26, 2018, 02:56:05 AM
Atra, my dude.

As much as you may find this girl attractive, she sounds like a gigantic fucking wreck. Maybe because of her recent breakup. Maybe not.

But for the love of the flying spaghetti monster just fucking move along. You don't need this. You can't handle this.
She's not going to do you any good. Guaranteed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 26, 2018, 03:14:28 AM
I’ve unfollowed her so I can’t see her posts anymore.

Here’s to better and more mentally healthy relationships.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on November 26, 2018, 05:11:43 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 26, 2018, 03:14:28 AM
I’ve unfollowed her so I can’t see her posts anymore.

Here’s to better and more mentally healthy relationships.  :doge

(https://sgws3productimages.azureedge.net/sgwproductimages/images/80/7-13-2018/92464613105738_w.JPG)

Thug life
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on November 26, 2018, 12:47:58 PM
Catching up on the thanksgiving break news and poor Atra is swinging from cat cafes one day to unfollowing the next :(

Time for a strong 2018 finish!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 26, 2018, 01:17:14 PM
Even money she has one of these in her timeline somewhere

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxjI-ILWQAATEt1.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on November 26, 2018, 03:06:37 PM
Yeah, if only she did things anathema to teenage drama like pretending to be the opposite gender on dating apps, reposting dating profiles on a public website, being an unreliable narrator for purposes other than comedy, and sending sad selfies when dates cancel.

Y'all knickerbockers acting like this isn't the consummate like attracts like situation. :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on November 26, 2018, 03:26:54 PM
Is this thread now about going to cat cafes?

(Asking for a friend.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 26, 2018, 03:27:13 PM
(she’s vegan) :rofl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 26, 2018, 03:29:08 PM
Glen dude, My wife and I were the same way. Knew each other in high school, had all that background with her when we finallly started our romantic relationship. It's really amazing how much that solid foundation changes things. My wife's family always wanted us to get together, so when I resurfaced in her life they were like "Don't screw it up this time!" to her. It might be the same for you. All the best man, it's so cool to see success here every once in a while. Bless up, indeed!

:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 26, 2018, 03:30:13 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 26, 2018, 01:17:14 PM
Even money she has one of these in her timeline somewhere

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxjI-ILWQAATEt1.jpg)

Yeah fuck that shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 26, 2018, 03:38:43 PM
I know quite a few successful relationships that started that way. Person moves back to their home town after college/divorce and hooks up with a sibling's friend (or a friend's sibling). It's a great way to have familiarity with someone, but there is still a lot to learn  because you don't really "know" them.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 26, 2018, 05:58:06 PM
Quote from: Kara on November 26, 2018, 01:38:29 AM
Now that our moderation team has at last abandoned lolbertarian "principles" can we get a moratorium on Possum Girl posts / fork the discussion into a designated toxic waste dump thread? It's not terribly adjacent from Creepy Stalker X Kagari now.

Nag nag nag. This really is the relationship thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 29, 2018, 11:13:10 AM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/7cTMHVdHAVenVnwe_rSPya03j6XdkF_MUnicRdnKd8M.jpg?auto=webp&s=14218c81360d326b308ee73a78679c25fc18c964)

I'm SO glad I don't have to deal with online dating. One of my friends was showing me her dating profile and I was like "Who's that?" when she showed me her pictures. They were so filtered/shopped it barely looked like her at all. She told me all her friends did that. When I brought up that I got "facebook angles" and all that but this was making her look like Kim Kardashian on a good day when she looks more like a lunch lady in real life, it's a whole other level, and that might be why she wasn't getting second dates.  She then proceeded to show me the dating profiles of our common friends and out of the five she showed me I was only able to recognize one of them.

Mobile App dating was a mistake.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 29, 2018, 06:42:44 PM
I know a guy who did a really shitty photoshop of six pack abs on his picture on Tinder and did gangbusters with it.  He assumed that by the time the girl showed up, she wasn't going to leave if he didn't have washboard abs.  Seems like he was on to something.

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 29, 2018, 11:13:10 AM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/7cTMHVdHAVenVnwe_rSPya03j6XdkF_MUnicRdnKd8M.jpg?auto=webp&s=14218c81360d326b308ee73a78679c25fc18c964)

I'm SO glad I don't have to deal with online dating. One of my friends was showing me her dating profile and I was like "Who's that?" when she showed me her pictures. They were so filtered/shopped it barely looked like her at all. She told me all her friends did that. When I brought up that I got "facebook angles" and all that but this was making her look like Kim Kardashian on a good day when she looks more like a lunch lady in real life, it's a whole other level, and that might be why she wasn't getting second dates.  She then proceeded to show me the dating profiles of our common friends and out of the five she showed me I was only able to recognize one of them.

Mobile App dating was a mistake.

Reminds me of this:

(https://external-preview.redd.it/WSX8uK699LEb6l-Y-J2NbVHjnFHB_92RFXgxMYApyBI.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=d8511cf454c803461a000d8096f3006e9efe9c81)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 29, 2018, 11:10:04 PM
Update: I'm seeing a stunning black 22 y/o this Saturday who seems to want the same thing I want. A monogamous relationship.

Wish me luck, brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 29, 2018, 11:42:18 PM
Yessssssssssssss
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 29, 2018, 11:45:51 PM
For you Atra.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJPIqEu73Ak

Please follow this to a tee and post results.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on November 29, 2018, 11:47:31 PM
okay, main key, use a calm British accent, got it

COME HERE LADIES :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on November 30, 2018, 02:49:07 AM
I'll have the narrator of that video know that our subcomandante (and the only person I've continually lived with here) once said I was the easiest person to live with. :hmph

Sure that's akin to being the most humane bourgeois but let's not bother ourselves with details.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 30, 2018, 04:53:30 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 29, 2018, 11:10:04 PM
Update: I'm seeing a stunning black 22 y/o this Saturday who seems to want the same thing I want. A monogamous relationship.

Wish me luck, brehs.

Black women saving America, once again 😌
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2018, 12:49:09 PM
Hey, Puppy, how are things?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 30, 2018, 12:51:09 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2018, 12:49:09 PM
Hey, Puppy, how are things?
Everythings great. Sorry. No drama.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2018, 01:19:03 PM
No need to apologize, either way I get to be smug :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 30, 2018, 02:25:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 29, 2018, 11:10:04 PM
Update: I'm seeing a stunning black 22 y/o this Saturday who seems to want the same thing I want. A monogamous relationship.

Wish me luck, brehs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T5z-6PV1LE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2018, 05:18:01 PM
Wtf I had found this nice asian chick on Tinder.. we had been talking for a few days, she would write something id write back and so forth. This morning she asked me if I had a long day today for work, and if I was still watching my show on Netflix, that she was amped for her exams, so I just normally responded. I also said hey we should grab some drinks next week sometime in the city.

I look at Tinder app 5 hours later and I have been unmatched  :lol

So why the fuck would she talk to me, then get asked out, then unmatch.

Why even spend the time talking in that case?

Shit is bizarre
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 30, 2018, 05:19:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Ddpj1MX.png)

😏
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 30, 2018, 05:22:14 PM
So, you want to date a poser? :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2018, 05:23:30 PM
How the fuck are you matching with women who have ever heard of Persona

Doubt that there is even one fine ass female in the netherlands who knows wtf persona is

let alone played it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 30, 2018, 05:23:39 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 30, 2018, 05:22:14 PM
So, you want to date a poser? :hitler
Well, I know next to nothing about persona. So if anyone is the poser it's me.  :doge

I just noticed she had a Persona poster in one of her photos and went from there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2018, 05:24:21 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/2SrFimDh9NpVC/source.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 30, 2018, 05:43:00 PM
My last gf had one of those too, and a hentai hat  :lol
She hadn't played Persona though!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on November 30, 2018, 05:54:09 PM
Go build up your S-Link with her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 30, 2018, 06:06:12 PM
Quote from: Exodust on November 30, 2018, 05:23:43 PM
Makoto is best girl, you found a winner.
Could you give me some cliff notes why she's best girl?

I mean, I am a sucker for girls with bangs and black hair.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on November 30, 2018, 06:10:04 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 30, 2018, 11:49:52 AM
Kara scared Attra off from over-sharing.

RIP thread.

Get rekt, the Atra Cycle (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2507605;topicseen#msg2507605) is as iron a law as gravity.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 30, 2018, 06:28:20 PM
Atra cycle step 6 :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 30, 2018, 06:34:28 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 30, 2018, 05:23:30 PM
How the fuck are you matching with women who have ever heard of Persona

Doubt that there is even one fine ass female in the netherlands who knows wtf persona is

let alone played it

The perks of living in America. Theres different holes to fuck, everywhere!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 01, 2018, 03:19:17 PM
The doctor in P5 is the best obviously

This is my current tinder profile please judge me

(https://imghost.io/images/2018/12/01/Screenshot_20181201-211115_Tinder.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 01, 2018, 03:29:57 PM
Good picture.

Maybe try this pose on one of the rest:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6-7AUsUm10E/SwnTd1SW82I/AAAAAAAAKx4/FQ6Q0XexW0o/s1600/10404choking.JPG)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 01, 2018, 03:30:17 PM
is that right before you threw yourself off the roof of that building or mid-flight
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 01, 2018, 03:33:33 PM
Oh thats just my window lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 01, 2018, 03:53:52 PM
May you never live down the choking story.

And may it be a warning for future generations.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on December 01, 2018, 03:56:55 PM
I don't think I have ever seen a guy who looked more Dutch.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 01, 2018, 05:24:23 PM
MM is handsome as fuck. In a better world hed be able to lead with his choking fetish and still get all the tail.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 01, 2018, 08:00:04 PM
My Polish grandparent always misheard things and then repeated back what they thought they heard as an incredulous question (this is the origin of my personal brand of Twitter humor, yes). One day my parents were supposedly making fun of this by mimicking my grandparent but using the word klant for plant, and I, then a foolish child, asked, "Mom? What's a klant?" which everyone but me thought was hilarious.

Thanks to MMaRsu doxxing himself before benji could I now know they were actually talking about selling secrets to customers in the Netherlands. Good con, gotta hand it to them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 02, 2018, 12:12:03 AM
I wish you didn't cut the pic off before it listed what your anthem was... since you're Dutch I'm hoping its some good trance or edm cheese!

Nice picture btw.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 02, 2018, 12:15:15 AM
Quote from: tiesto on December 02, 2018, 12:12:03 AM
I wish you didn't cut the pic off before it listed what your anthem was... since you're Dutch I'm hoping its some good trance or edm cheese!

Nice picture btw.

NSFW
https://youtu.be/o9OGV0-jRf8
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 02, 2018, 04:01:19 AM
My girlfriends mother passed away a couple of days ago. We had sex a day or two after and she kept telling me she loves me during sex. I found it hot. But it also worries me. She tried telling me it was just an in the moment thing but still.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 02, 2018, 07:42:12 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 02, 2018, 04:01:19 AM
My girlfriends mother passed away a couple of days ago. We had sex a day or two after and she kept telling me she loves me during sex. I found it hot. But it also worries me. She tried telling me it was just an in the moment thing but still.

Sounds like a pretty normal reaction. I wouldn't sweat it, you worrying is probably the last thing she needs right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 02, 2018, 10:07:41 AM
Sister wives a cumin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 02, 2018, 10:24:58 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 02, 2018, 04:01:19 AM
My girlfriends mother passed away a couple of days ago. We had sex a day or two after and she kept telling me she loves me during sex. I found it hot. But it also worries me. She tried telling me it was just an in the moment thing but still.
Interesting...if she knows your rules and how you feel and isn't trying to change that ..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 11:45:48 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 12:16:16 PM
I think that 22 y/o is going to ghost me...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 02, 2018, 12:34:37 PM
STOP IT
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on December 02, 2018, 12:38:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 11:45:48 AM
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The poor dude that will put up with that shit.  :lol

Seriously, that girl ain't really relationship material judging from this thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 02, 2018, 12:48:35 PM
Someone give me a recap on possum-chick, because right now I'm just imagining Atra trying to fuck a giant (female) opossum.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 02, 2018, 12:50:49 PM
Eh that’s close enough
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 02, 2018, 01:13:10 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 02, 2018, 12:48:35 PM
Someone give me a recap on possum-chick, because right now I'm just imagining Atra trying to fuck a giant (female) opossum.

Atra really liked this woman who has a pet opossum that he met on Tinder, he got high on the first date instead of partaking in the normal first date ritual and, accordingly got put in the friend zone which he disingenuously stayed in rather than moving on but shat up this thread for weeks about it because that's Atra. He finally did get a shot to jump out of the friend zone but couldn't get an erection when the moment presented itself (perhaps the ultimate manifestation of the "look, it's fucking nothing.gif" step in the Atra Cycle), then he didn't really try to recover from that but still obsessed about this woman's social media posts and did some other embarrassing stuff. Then on December 2, 2018, he realized that she was finally unavailable to him even though she'd had several sexual encounters with different men during their "friendship."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 02, 2018, 01:19:17 PM
Damn that's harsh Kara.

And that's also rough, Atra.

:(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 02, 2018, 01:20:36 PM
Wait why did he get high on the first date
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:26:25 PM
Her and her gay roommate were doing dabs and I didn’t want to seem like a square by saying no.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 02, 2018, 01:27:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:26:25 PM
Her and her gay roommate were doing dabs and I didn’t want to seem like a square by saying no.

I don't understand the negative outcome here then... :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 02, 2018, 01:28:10 PM
Also dabs are the worst, you can do better man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:28:48 PM
I become a manic cartoon character version of myself when I get super high.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 02, 2018, 01:31:19 PM
Oh. Then yeah that definitely wasn't a great decision then. :lol Sorry dude, I also get that way.

Tbf I also wouldn't hold it against anyone if they act manic or cartoonish while high. That's sort of the point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:34:38 PM
Anyways. I need to stop beating the dead possum with a stick.

Sorry boritos.  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on December 02, 2018, 01:39:18 PM
You killed her.

Damn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 02, 2018, 01:49:21 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 02, 2018, 01:19:17 PM
Damn that's harsh Kara.

By all accounts she was a hot mess and a jerk but that just makes the whole thing that much worse.

Atra needs to work through some underlying issues he has instead of feeding the posters here who enjoy his unhappiness.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:57:01 PM
I mean, is it fairly common now-a-days to have sex on the first date if things go well?

Or is that like a 1 in 1000 thing?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 02, 2018, 02:28:34 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 02, 2018, 04:01:19 AM
My girlfriends mother passed away a couple of days ago. We had sex a day or two after.
if this was a mormapope post I would have guessed this was about necrophilia
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 02, 2018, 02:39:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:57:01 PM
I mean, is it fairly common now-a-days to have sex on the first date if things go well?

Or is that like a 1 in 1000 thing?

From what I've gathered about you normies, 2nd date is the standard now and 1st is seen as tacky (but not completely uncommon, more 1/20 than 1/1000.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 02, 2018, 02:44:23 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 02, 2018, 02:39:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:57:01 PM
I mean, is it fairly common now-a-days to have sex on the first date if things go well?

Or is that like a 1 in 1000 thing?

From what I've gathered about you normies, 2nd date is the standard now and 1st is seen as tacky (but not completely uncommon, more 1/20 than 1/1000.)

Sounds about right. The one girl I had sex with on the first date was a disaster of a hot mess. Fun six months but epic hot mess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 02, 2018, 03:27:41 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:57:01 PM
I mean, is it fairly common now-a-days to have sex on the first date if things go well?

Or is that like a 1 in 1000 thing?

Happens for me fairly often, but my circumstance is different
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on December 02, 2018, 03:36:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:57:01 PM
I mean, is it fairly common now-a-days to have sex on the first date if things go well?

Or is that like a 1 in 1000 thing?

it's becoming increasingly uncommon and unless there's a sudden social shift, it'll continue trending downwards for years to come. millenials are simply not having as much sex as the past generations, yet they're dating more than ever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 02, 2018, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on December 02, 2018, 03:36:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:57:01 PM
I mean, is it fairly common now-a-days to have sex on the first date if things go well?

Or is that like a 1 in 1000 thing?

it's becoming increasingly uncommon and unless there's a sudden social shift, it'll continue trending downwards for years to come. millenials are simply not having as much sex as the past generations, yet they're dating more than ever.

Data/links? Interesting if true.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on December 02, 2018, 03:48:15 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:57:01 PM
I mean, is it fairly common now-a-days to have sex on the first date if things go well?

Or is that like a 1 in 1000 thing?

Out of the four dates I've gotten with OKcupid, sex on the first date happened twice.

Matters who the person is really, and how long you talk to them before that first date too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on December 02, 2018, 04:02:31 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 02, 2018, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on December 02, 2018, 03:36:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:57:01 PM
I mean, is it fairly common now-a-days to have sex on the first date if things go well?

Or is that like a 1 in 1000 thing?

it's becoming increasingly uncommon and unless there's a sudden social shift, it'll continue trending downwards for years to come. millenials are simply not having as much sex as the past generations, yet they're dating more than ever.

Data/links? Interesting if true.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/12/the-sex-recession/573949/

this article touches up on the less sex part and partly glosses over the new dating subculture brought about by the rise of apps, but most of that is conjecture. but if you've frequented any bar for over the past ten years, it's not hard to notice the influx of first dates within earshot regardless of where you sit.


from my own anecdotal evidence with a very very large sample size: when a woman on okc puts that they don't sleep on the first date -- and the good majority do -- they fucking mean it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 02, 2018, 05:00:50 PM
Depends on the type of date And maybe age range

The lines between date and one night stands have really blurred with tinder
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 02, 2018, 05:20:44 PM
Not sleeping with TEEEPO when you have the chance, smgdh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 02, 2018, 06:13:55 PM
This is why you hookup with older women. They just tryna get their nut like everyone else their age. Hint hint, Atra. Time for Adventures in Sugar Mamma. Stop tryna hookup with twenty year olds with borderline personality disorders.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 02, 2018, 06:45:37 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on December 02, 2018, 04:02:31 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 02, 2018, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on December 02, 2018, 03:36:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:57:01 PM
I mean, is it fairly common now-a-days to have sex on the first date if things go well?

Or is that like a 1 in 1000 thing?

it's becoming increasingly uncommon and unless there's a sudden social shift, it'll continue trending downwards for years to come. millenials are simply not having as much sex as the past generations, yet they're dating more than ever.

Data/links? Interesting if true.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/12/the-sex-recession/573949/

this article touches up on the less sex part and partly glosses over the new dating subculture brought about by the rise of apps, but most of that is conjecture. but if you've frequented any bar for over the past ten years, it's not hard to notice the influx of first dates within earshot regardless of where you sit.


from my own anecdotal evidence with a very very large sample size: when a woman on okc puts that they don't sleep on the first date -- and the good majority do -- they fucking mean it.


So your statement was majority-anecdotal... :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on December 02, 2018, 06:57:36 PM
well, the data for millenials having less sex isn't exactly anecdotal...

and as the anecdotal evidence in this thread suggests: older women like to get down more often than not
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 02, 2018, 07:11:33 PM
iirc part of the reason why millennial sexual activity has declined is ascribed to the higher percentage of them living at home / community living / vaguely anarchist communes compared to prior generations or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 02, 2018, 07:17:35 PM
Quote from: Kara on December 02, 2018, 07:11:33 PM
iirc part of the reason why millennial sexual activity has declined is ascribed to the higher percentage of them living at home / community living / vaguely anarchist communes compared to prior generations or something.

Or maybe it's just because we're too poor to afford dating and/or prostitutes. :fbm

Quote from: toku on December 01, 2018, 07:06:32 PM
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1068169111702769664
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on December 02, 2018, 07:17:52 PM
there are a plethora of reasons but from the way i see it, it basically boils down to the the younger generation not being able to cope with anxiety so they retreat to using their mobile devices and electronics in solitude. though it appears that this no longer something that is exclusive to millenials anymore
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 02, 2018, 08:01:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 01:57:01 PM
I mean, is it fairly common now-a-days to have sex on the first date if things go well?

Or is that like a 1 in 1000 thing?

Definitely not 1 in 1000. Probably more like 1 in 3-4 if dates go well in my experience. Most of the time if the other person wants to jump your bones, they're probably excited to do it by the first date, but for various reasons they might want to wait until date 2 or 3 (not to end up with just a one night stand, not to come off as desperate, etc...) and then about 1/3rd of the time the other people doesn't give a fuck and then you end up fucking in my experience.

I usually try not to sleep with people on the first date for those kind of reasons (like to not rush things) but if the other person pushes things forward on the first date I have no problem with it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 08:02:16 PM
Fuck. I met a cute and super talented girl at a bar last night (she has 200K+ followers on her webcomic Instagram).
I went on her tumblr today and saw that she considers herself asexual.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 02, 2018, 08:03:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 08:02:16 PM
Fuck. I met a cute and super talented girl at a bar last night (she has 200K+ followers on her webcomic Instagram).
I went on her tumblr today and saw that she considers herself asexual.  :-\

Still worth seeing if you have something. I know a couple people in asexual relationships and they're really satisfied emotionally even if they don't have sex or rarely have sex.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 02, 2018, 08:05:14 PM
Yeah well... Even though I rarely fuck I still enjoy it and I’ve grown tired of porn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on December 02, 2018, 08:27:59 PM
not around you they don't
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 02, 2018, 10:19:55 PM
We can't all have that Exodust big dick energy  :rkelly
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 02, 2018, 11:12:40 PM
Energy sword Sunday is getting out of hand
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on December 02, 2018, 11:16:55 PM
or crippling ocd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 08:04:44 PM
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Yay! :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 03, 2018, 08:34:17 PM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9Deg7VrpHbM/maxresdefault.jpg)(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9Deg7VrpHbM/maxresdefault.jpg)(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9Deg7VrpHbM/maxresdefault.jpg)(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9Deg7VrpHbM/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 08:40:57 PM
Yeah yeah yeah.

Well, I’m proud of myself and feel much better now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 03, 2018, 08:43:10 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 08:40:57 PM
Yeah yeah yeah.

Well, I’m proud of myself

Narrator: He shouldn't have been
Quote
and feel much better now.
Narrator: Until he realized what he did
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 08:43:47 PM
What... did I do? :doge

She’s already seeing another guy and he seems like a better fit for her than I was.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 03, 2018, 08:47:43 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 08:43:47 PM
What... did I do? :doge
You mean outside of pedastalling the hell out of an obvious jerk, lowering your self worth to prop hers up, wasting a ton of emotional energy that could have been spent on more worthy endeavors and people. And then continuing to do so for weeks after a forum full of people advised you otherwise, then end it by giving her the victory? You mean outside of that? :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 09:05:03 PM
:trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 03, 2018, 09:06:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/GpxQav6.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on December 03, 2018, 09:07:37 PM
Literal Cuckold
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 09:11:17 PM
She wasn’t a good romantic fit for me (she’s poly and I’m fairly monogamous). I was too infatuated to realize that until I did some soul searching this weekend.

Also, I hate the feeling of needing to constantly compete with other guys for a woman’s affection.

Sometimes the winning move is not to play.

edit: Also, my gut instincts were yelling at me to do this for my own sanity.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 03, 2018, 09:17:00 PM
shutup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 09:18:34 PM
*sigh*

Well, I’m going to get a good nights sleep tonight. That’s for sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 03, 2018, 09:21:57 PM
Quote from: toku on December 03, 2018, 09:17:00 PM
shutup
This is when you know you fucked up. Toku tells you to shut up. It's like screwing up so bad that your sweet little grandma is like , "listen here bitch!"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 09:25:34 PM
So you guys just wanted me to suffer in silence?

This mental anguish was throwing off the rest of my game with other women because I was secretly hoping I’d get another chance with p. girl.  :doge

I was self sabotaging a bunch of other dates with rookie mistakes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 09:28:55 PM
https://markmanson.net/fuck-yes

Also, you can blame this article for motivating me to do what I did tonight.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 03, 2018, 09:38:17 PM
I just want to see you happy, Atra, I fear this isn’t the path there
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 03, 2018, 09:38:49 PM
She's not poly, she's test-driving at best.

She's more like an emotional Kramer. Borrows your stuff, returns it with an empty tank, and then acts like they're doing you a favor by saying good kisser/bad dicker.

Watch some Rupaul and learn how to self-love.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 09:40:53 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 03, 2018, 09:38:17 PM
I just want to see you happy, Atra, I fear this isn’t the path there
Time will tell.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 09:46:21 PM
We both even said “platonic” at the same time over the phone.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 03, 2018, 09:48:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 09:46:21 PM
We both even said “platonic” at the same time over the phone.  :doge

Yes, it's a commonly used word that has few synonyms.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on December 03, 2018, 09:48:46 PM
should have went for the fat chick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 03, 2018, 09:50:00 PM
Okay, well, how big of a slice of your life do you think you should give your platonic friend?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 09:51:55 PM
Okay, I’m going to bed.

In my mind I did the right and mature thing by setting up boundaries.  :hmph

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 03, 2018, 09:50:00 PM
Okay, well, how big of a slice of your life do you think you should give your platonic friend?
I’m her art buddy. So we go to artsy stuff together. So not very big since notable “art events” only happen in my area once or twice a month.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 03, 2018, 09:53:32 PM
The right boundary was to bounce and block

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 03, 2018, 10:09:22 PM
Ah, so this is what fremdschämen feels like
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on December 03, 2018, 10:36:03 PM
Nothing wrong with a call to clear the air and settle things IMO, as long as this is where the saga ends. Sometimes you just need to get that shit out.

But, I'm worried we'll get shitty reruns all December :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 03, 2018, 10:49:05 PM
At least you did'nt show up at her door with flowers.





zing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 03, 2018, 11:29:31 PM
Quote from: hampster on December 03, 2018, 10:36:03 PM
Nothing wrong with a call to clear the air and settle things IMO, as long as this is where the saga ends. Sometimes you just need to get that shit out.

But, I'm worried we'll get shitty reruns all December :-\

you just cursed this thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 04, 2018, 12:15:57 AM
Atra, oversharing means you open yourself up to everyone's opinions -- both congrats and critiques. You can't have less of one without less of the other.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 04, 2018, 12:20:34 AM
Do you even know this girl that well?

I'm sorry maybe it sounds like the douche move, but seems like you need to cut her out of your life.

I think men and women can be friends. But I don't really think men can be friends with women they pine for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 04, 2018, 12:30:31 AM
Should’ve gotten that neck tat  :goldberg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Space Jam is Canon on December 04, 2018, 12:38:11 AM
So much self-deception and such little respect for yourself. You set no boundaries here, my friend. Literally all you did was relieve her of initiating the leg work to let you down easy.

You cannot be friends with this girl in your current state. All you're doing is inviting more games, more negative comparisons, and more self-loathing. The only way forward is to sever her from your life. This girl flat-out told you she’s on the rebound and has no interest in settling down with anyone. If you want something exclusive and long-term, this should be a big fucking red flag for you in the future. Chalk it up as a lesson learned and be thankful you dodged the bullet this time.

Most importantly, stop making excuses and go to fucking therapy already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 04, 2018, 12:40:02 AM
I think Atra went too far with the Fem Atra thing. Because he's a lot like a lot of my female friends who are good looking, smart, funny but lack the crucial ability to picking a proper and good person for their affections. I believe I told you from the beginning that she seemed someone that wanted to be wanted, but did not want to want. Of course she's going to be happy as friends, she gets the adoration and self-esteem boost and you get shit. It's a no-brainer for her. Really you need to re-assess what it is you look for in someone, if you had read this better and LISTENED you wouldn't be here. Of course, there's the whole Kara read of it that like attracts like too :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 04, 2018, 01:35:28 AM
Oh noes, how are you gonna cope with this LDR
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 04, 2018, 02:33:22 AM
Just re-signed up for Bumble and made a new profile with the photo suggestions from here. Man they've really changed the app, the character limit on your bio is crazy. It's like "here's my photos and a tweet"; essentially just Tinder at that point.
Didn't bother filling in any of the details (religion/politics/height/smoking/drinking/etc...) since that stuff just seems to always go against me when people just look at the stats and swipe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 04, 2018, 04:42:33 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 03, 2018, 09:21:57 PM
Quote from: toku on December 03, 2018, 09:17:00 PM
shutup
This is when you know you fucked up. Toku tells you to shut up. It's like screwing up so bad that your sweet little grandma is like , "listen here bitch!"

:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 04, 2018, 04:46:04 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 03, 2018, 09:25:34 PM
So you guys just wanted me to suffer in silence?

This mental anguish was throwing off the rest of my game with other women because I was secretly hoping I’d get another chance with p. girl.  :doge

I was self sabotaging a bunch of other dates with rookie mistakes.

The point is, I think, that you wanted closure but it was just one more thing you needed her permission to receive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 04, 2018, 05:59:40 AM
Quote from: Exodust on December 04, 2018, 04:53:13 AM
Nice to see the writers flub the season finale.
I dunno, Glen's arch is going pretty good IMO.

Also, we are all ignoring 8 Bit Nate's failed MFM.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 04, 2018, 12:16:59 PM
Quote from: Glen on December 04, 2018, 12:49:34 AM
The lady I’ve started seeing and I really seem to be falling for each other. Things are nice.

Main issue is that she lives on the opposite side of downtown LA from me. But that doesn’t have to be a permanent obstacle.

Is this the longtime acquaintance of yours?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 04, 2018, 12:41:58 PM
My sister needs to unlock her friend vault and set me up with a honey  :shaq2

Theres one friend of hers that goes to my nieces birthday every year. Blonde white chick, nice big booty with a thin waist and the biggest fucking dimples ive ever seen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 04, 2018, 01:59:52 PM
You're not as in to her as you say you are if that's a significant hurdle.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 04, 2018, 02:04:13 PM
An hour long drive is bonkers. Completely reasonable to be annoyed at it. You can't get back to your place that same night. Can't do reasonable dinner plans, let alone spontaneous weekday lunch meetup. Seeing each other becomes a daytrip. Probably the most irksome part is that all your weekends are booked for SO time, now, or you show up Friday night, and leave Saturday night, pass out, then you've only got your Sunday left.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 04, 2018, 02:22:02 PM
Bonkers lol child pls
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 04, 2018, 02:27:56 PM
Just a reason to accelerate things so you can crash at her place and vice versa on the regular  :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 04, 2018, 02:43:25 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 04, 2018, 02:04:13 PM
An hour long drive is bonkers.
What are you? European?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 04, 2018, 02:56:41 PM
I used to do booty calls to Oakland from Sac. Never again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 04, 2018, 03:01:14 PM
Oh sure, for a booty call, that's ridiculous. But this could be love. LOVE SHOSTA!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 04, 2018, 03:10:11 PM
What if Jack’s hubby turns out to be a Bernie Bro?  :brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 04, 2018, 03:10:59 PM
An hour commute is actually quite calming and nice with a good radio show or podcast
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 04, 2018, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 04, 2018, 02:43:25 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 04, 2018, 02:04:13 PM
An hour long drive is bonkers.
What are you? European?

Evidently not, otherwise he could get there in 15mins with public transports :umad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 04, 2018, 03:19:50 PM
Got matched on a Tinder esque dating site with this 21 year old Portugese bombshell O_o

(https://imghost.io/images/2018/12/04/mara.png)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 04, 2018, 03:21:28 PM
Quote
The role of Mara in Buddhism is analogous - but not equal - to Satan in Abrahamic religions, in that she herds men under her shadow of temptation to lead them astray. She is a personification of death (the word mara literally means "death" in Sanskrit) but is also described as a psychological entity -- the voice inside all of us that aspires to attain greater physical riches for our fleshly vessels.

 :mynicca

( her onscreen name is Mara )

Quote
The Japanese word "Mara" is slang for "penis"

(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/3/31838/1860887-marafrigid.png)

 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 04, 2018, 03:36:12 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 04, 2018, 03:19:50 PM
Got matched on a Tinder esque dating site with this 21 year old Portugese bombshell O_o

(https://imghost.io/images/2018/12/04/mara.png)
Looks like she might have a nice Mara for you. :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 04, 2018, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 04, 2018, 03:21:28 PM
Quote
The role of Mara in Buddhism is analogous - but not equal - to Satan in Abrahamic religions, in that she herds men under her shadow of temptation to lead them astray. She is a personification of death (the word mara literally means "death" in Sanskrit) but is also described as a psychological entity -- the voice inside all of us that aspires to attain greater physical riches for our fleshly vessels.

 :mynicca

( her onscreen name is Mara )



How sentimentally attached are you to your organs?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 04, 2018, 03:46:54 PM
Quote from: Raist on December 04, 2018, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 04, 2018, 02:43:25 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 04, 2018, 02:04:13 PM
An hour long drive is bonkers.
What are you? European?

Evidently not, otherwise he could get there in 15mins with public transports :umad
(http://media1.tenor.com/images/e823f869841c10d01cc73430d71ed31e/tenor.gif?itemid=9777832)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 04, 2018, 03:49:06 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 04, 2018, 03:36:12 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 04, 2018, 03:19:50 PM
Got matched on a Tinder esque dating site with this 21 year old Portugese bombshell O_o

(https://imghost.io/images/2018/12/04/mara.png)
Looks like she might have a nice Mara for you. :phil

 :nsfw If that's a dude I'd fuck it  :nsfw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 04, 2018, 05:11:23 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 04, 2018, 03:19:50 PM
Got matched on a Tinder esque dating site with this 21 year old Portugese bombshell O_o

(https://imghost.io/images/2018/12/04/mara.png)



She gon fuck your butt like the slut you are
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 06, 2018, 08:48:44 PM
Gonna meet all sorts of new ladies tomorrow night. Can’t wait.  :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 06, 2018, 09:16:30 PM
Get out there and have a blast, put yourself first
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 06, 2018, 09:16:32 PM
And if none od that works out, leather is a good conducter of touch sense so rub your shit on everything. Front and back
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 02:44:31 AM
Fucking wow. What a night.

I’ll have to type this all out on my laptop instead of my phone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 08, 2018, 02:52:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/nLkfUH6.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 02:58:24 AM
Also, it was a great night.

I’m pretty tired. I may just jot this stuff down on a note pad and type it up tomorrow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 03:17:35 AM
Nah. Fuck it.

Here’s the quick version:
-got to the event with my guy friend H. We had a couple of drinks before hand. I’m a bit high on pot as well.
-We dance and chat with some of the people there.
-He’s able to get molly.
-I take said Molly. 45 minutes pass and it hits HARD. It hits H even harder. He’s out in the smoking spot kinda blanking out and shit. He has some other friends watching him.
-My confidence just soars. I begin dancing with a bunch of girls. Grinding on them. I made out with at least 5 girls tonight. 2 were really into me and probably want to see me sometime soon since they wanted to add me on facebook ASAP.  :doge
-The girl who I’ll not name’s gay friend was grabbing my butt a lot and said I look great in leather pants. A lot of other girls said so as well.  :doge


I also got to get a photo you guys will love lol...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on December 08, 2018, 03:49:23 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 03:17:35 AM
I also got to get a photo you guys will love lol...

No.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 03:51:17 AM
It’s FemAtra related...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 08, 2018, 04:20:19 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 04:22:11 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 09:49:16 AM
I think I accidentally made a love triangle between me, 1 single mom, and 1 married mom who’s poly (we were essentially dry humping before we parted ways).  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 08, 2018, 09:50:46 AM
stop what happened happened
you enjoyed yourself fucking dope
don't keep picking it back up and inspecting it
that happened!
nice
enjoy your day
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 08, 2018, 09:53:47 AM
Atra finding about single moms  :mynicca

Next season gonna be wild
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 08, 2018, 09:56:54 AM
You're gon find out what it truly means for a woman to be thirsty. Those little girls dont know shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 09:57:57 AM
The married mom and I were making out so much. We were biting on each other too.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on December 08, 2018, 11:00:29 AM
Atra's gonna be a brother husband soon  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 08, 2018, 01:29:31 PM
Just imagine what you could have done with a neck tattoo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 01:49:43 PM
So.... now what?

Do I kinda let things simmer and not say anything to these moms for a couple of days?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 08, 2018, 01:50:46 PM
that molly you took had meth in it  :lol

it's fun to party with  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 01:51:32 PM
Quote from: filler on December 08, 2018, 01:50:46 PM
that molly you took had meth in it  :lol

it's fun to party with  :pimp
Welp.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on December 08, 2018, 01:58:57 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 01:49:43 PM
So.... now what?

Do I kinda let things simmer and not say anything to these moms for a couple of days?  :doge

Yeah sure, *here*'s some advice on what to do with two married women who you dry humped yesterday from dudes who were not there.  :doge

Personally i would leave it at that cause it sounds like a headache and there's easier ways but depending on how everything went down it could be worth the trouble.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 02:00:39 PM
I’ve just never been in this situation before.

It’s all so new to me.

edit: the poly mom is actually good friends with [redacted]. I even texted [redacted] last night to confirm that the poly mom was actually poly.  :doge

Also, [redacted] seemed excited that I was actually getting with the poly mom.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 08, 2018, 02:17:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 02:00:39 PM
I’ve just never been in this situation before.
You're not in a situation. You met some cool people last night and that might turn into something or might not. Don't set your expectations too high.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 08, 2018, 02:23:33 PM
The operstive word is single in single mom. Getting into some poly hijinks is just asking for more trouble. Especially since youre in search of depth. Its possum girl 2.0.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 08, 2018, 02:30:27 PM
Just get a normal gf atra wtf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 02:31:27 PM
Normal girls don’t like me.  :doge

Also, normal girls are generally boring af.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 02:42:38 PM
I don’t mind being a fucktoy for a little bit.  :doge

But eventually, yeah, I want to find something more meaningful.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 09, 2018, 12:14:54 AM
Quote from: Glen on December 08, 2018, 10:36:59 PM
I decided to treat myself and get some large-sized condoms, and goddamn, it makes such a difference. Why did I spend so many years not getting these?

Look at this magnum dong mofucka
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 12:46:38 AM
So. I have a bit of a problem.

Since I live in my brother’s house he has a bunch of stupid rules like: I’m not allowed to bring girls back to his house to fuck (his place is giant so it really shouldn’t matter...) or he’ll threaten to tell our parents and get me kicked out.

He’s fucking asexual (or something) and sort of religious. I guess his main concern is he doesn’t want any drama happening under his roof.

Anyways, I really should just move out and get my own place again but I was kinda expecting to get a raise at this point which hasn’t happened.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 12:55:43 AM
No. Also he has way more dirt on me.

I just wish he wasn’t so fucking lame sometimes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 09, 2018, 12:55:47 AM
fratricide is the only answer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 09, 2018, 01:10:43 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 12:46:38 AM
So. I have a bit of a problem.

Since I live in my brother’s house he has a bunch of stupid rules like: I’m not allowed to bring girls back to his house to fuck (his place is giant so it really shouldn’t matter...) or he’ll threaten to tell our parents and get me kicked out.

He’s fucking asexual (or something) and sort of religious. I guess his main concern is he doesn’t want any drama happening under his roof.

Anyways, I really should just move out and get my own place again but I was kinda expecting to get a raise at this point which hasn’t happened.

What reality are YOU in Atra jesus fucking Christ Lmao its like you were born under a sign that prevents you from getting pussy every which way
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 09, 2018, 01:21:20 AM
he will begin to live deliciously as soon as earth has tasted the brother's blood
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 09, 2018, 01:27:41 AM
Quote from: toku on December 09, 2018, 01:21:20 AM
he will begin to live deliciously as soon as earth has tasted the brother's blood

The only way to lift this curse, surely

Pussy God requires blood of ones kin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 02:00:15 AM
I grew up in a very sex negative environment/culture and it has fucked up so many things.

I was telling my brother that our upbringing really did a number on us and that normal every day people aren’t this against sex/sexuality.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 09, 2018, 02:11:01 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 02:00:15 AM
I grew up in a very sex negative environment/culture and it has fucked up so many things.

I was telling my brother that our upbringing really did a number on us and that normal every day people aren’t this against sex/sexuality.

Its fascinating you and your brother differ this much
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on December 09, 2018, 02:13:53 AM
Quote from: Glen on December 08, 2018, 10:36:59 PM
I decided to treat myself and get some large-sized condoms, and goddamn, it makes such a difference. Why did I spend so many years not getting these?
"accidentally" dropping them really works that well huh? :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 02:19:55 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 09, 2018, 02:11:01 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 02:00:15 AM
I grew up in a very sex negative environment/culture and it has fucked up so many things.

I was telling my brother that our upbringing really did a number on us and that normal every day people aren’t this against sex/sexuality.

Its fascinating you and your brother differ this much
He looks down on my drug usage as well.

Basically, I've become much more hedonistic and he's remained somewhat ascetic.

I got him to smoke pot once (thinking that it would open him up) but he didn't really care for it. He said it made him feel like he was stuck at the bottom of a pit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 09, 2018, 02:23:02 AM
Kinda sounds like he is
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 03:23:55 AM
I'm going to see if I can get my "cool" aunt to talk some sense into him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 03:54:01 PM
Okay, sooo my “cool” aunt wasn’t really cool with the fact that I’m potentially getting with a married mom but she was fine with me getting with that single mom.  :doge

Also, I was able to persuade my brother some more. He says it’s fine if I bring a “date” home when he’s already asleep or away or whatever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 09, 2018, 04:06:12 PM
Lol I would never tell my aunt that shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2018, 04:07:20 PM
You're fucking your aunt now? Man I'm behind on this show.
:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 04:12:16 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 09, 2018, 04:06:12 PM
Lol I would never tell my aunt that shit
My aunt is one of the more “open minded” people in my family compared to everyone else.

Also, I bet my parents still believe I’m a virgin.  :doge

edit: basically... never get raised by devoutly religious parents, brehs...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 09, 2018, 09:38:34 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 09, 2018, 09:41:10 PM
Honestly the take away and the advice I'd have for the youngins here is even if you suck at dating, don't give up and stick with dating in your 20s because 20-30 is your prime chance to meet your lifelong partner and if you're dumb like me and don't date during most of that you'll end up with a big handicap against you in dating from that point on. 30-35 is still doable but your'e running out of time there, so your best bet is to get married by 30ish.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 10:10:54 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 09, 2018, 09:38:34 PM
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They're out in public events going after guys like me.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2018, 10:12:15 PM
You have a good job and money. Why would you restrict your dating range? Younger chicks might be into you, go for it. And don't preface it with "I hope I don't come off as a creep but..." either. Do you man. Your current gameplan isn't working right? So why not see if someone 24-29 is interested? You aren't a creep, you're relatively normal, and you're pretty established in life. You have things going for you.

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 09, 2018, 11:01:13 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2018, 10:12:15 PM
You have a good job and money. Why would you restrict your dating range? Younger chicks might be into you, go for it. And don't preface it with "I hope I don't come off as a creep but..." either. Do you man. Your current gameplan isn't working right? So why not see if someone 24-29 is interested? You aren't a creep, you're relatively normal, and you're pretty established in life. You have things going for you.

bless up

Money/job doesn't mean much around here. Plus there's the maturity thing and yeah I really want to date people around 31-35 these days if I can find them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 11:51:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Fk8G5zJ.png?1)

The single mom reached out to me first.  :doge

She thirsty.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 10, 2018, 12:02:27 AM
pretty sure she wanted to fuck TONIGHT
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 10, 2018, 12:13:12 AM
I can't fuck tonight. I have a busy day early tomorrow.  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 10, 2018, 12:15:14 AM
message her, go over, bone, and walk in late tomorrow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 10, 2018, 12:19:33 AM
I've been showing up late to work too many times.

I can't afford to keep this trend going.

edit: Also, I don't fuck well under pressure/when I'm tired.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 10, 2018, 02:16:10 AM
Also, the roads in my area are possibly going to freeze over tonight.

So I'll have to be on call all day tomorrow from my home office.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on December 10, 2018, 09:41:11 AM
Good nights rest :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 10, 2018, 01:09:18 PM
yeah fuck when you feel like it and dont get used by some old woman who needs a dick

and then fuck her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 10, 2018, 01:11:12 PM
11:32pm text including double texts. She def wanted your penis.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 10, 2018, 01:21:45 PM
My penis is not going anywhere.

She can wait.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 10, 2018, 01:24:18 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 10, 2018, 01:21:45 PM
My penis is not going anywhere.
Yes. We know. :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 10, 2018, 01:28:45 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 10, 2018, 01:23:38 PM
That person's texting makes me want to murder.
She could’ve been drunk or high for all I know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 10, 2018, 01:32:37 PM
I agree with Kiss Vibes. You are not required to jump at every whiff of tang to satisfy those who relish in your missteps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 10, 2018, 09:24:01 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 09, 2018, 11:01:13 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2018, 10:12:15 PM
You have a good job and money. Why would you restrict your dating range? Younger chicks might be into you, go for it. And don't preface it with "I hope I don't come off as a creep but..." either. Do you man. Your current gameplan isn't working right? So why not see if someone 24-29 is interested? You aren't a creep, you're relatively normal, and you're pretty established in life. You have things going for you.

bless up

Money/job doesn't mean much around here. Plus there's the maturity thing and yeah I really want to date people around 31-35 these days if I can find them.

Age and maturity are not mutually exclusive. Why not try it? You have nothing to lose.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 10, 2018, 09:32:03 PM
Possibly seeing that hot poly mom Thursday night.  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 10, 2018, 10:55:45 PM
Also, apparently some people at that BDSM show thought that I was gay according to the poly mom.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on December 10, 2018, 11:07:04 PM
So what? You wanna prove them wrong?

Or right?  :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 10, 2018, 11:31:30 PM
Yeah for real, you mention this, is it because you’re like mayyybbeee?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 10, 2018, 11:34:26 PM
I blame the bore and all the gay subtext posting over the years.  :doge

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on December 11, 2018, 12:18:46 AM
I find that very few dudes are 100% straight, I've always found that sexuality or desire can be pretty fluid as well. A really feminine gay dude, crossdresser/femboy level, can have a nicer ass than some women and have a tighter body.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 11, 2018, 01:21:20 AM
The Bore didn't make you wear leather pants and a wig. You knew what you were doing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 11, 2018, 11:58:17 AM
Oh no, my friend that I showed up with is bi.  :doge

But [redacted]'s gay friend was there and he touched my butt in a friendly manner a couple of times.  :doge

Also, I was fucking high on molly.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 11, 2018, 12:01:58 PM
You should just shove a screw driver up your nose
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on December 11, 2018, 12:19:53 PM
Or the handle up your butt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 11, 2018, 12:51:36 PM
I got assumed to be gay because I used big words, people are dumb don’t worry about it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 11, 2018, 02:44:13 PM
To be fair, I did later fuck her in the ass
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 11, 2018, 03:00:28 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 11, 2018, 02:44:13 PM
To be fair, I did later fuck her in the ass
:supergay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 11, 2018, 04:12:28 PM
Everyone is truly beautiful in their own way, brehs. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 11, 2018, 04:24:11 PM
I'm sorry that happened to you but you are not your trauma.

You are much much more than that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 11, 2018, 04:27:08 PM
^^^ someone watched some good will hunting recently
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 11, 2018, 04:28:37 PM
I haven't seen that movie before. Also, I'm high on pot at the moment since I got to work from home today.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 11, 2018, 04:30:15 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 11, 2018, 04:28:37 PM
I haven't seen that movie before.
It's ok. It's not your fault.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 11, 2018, 06:54:29 PM
new match  :o

(https://i.ibb.co/1rCmxdm/Screenshot-20181212-005206-Tinder.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 11, 2018, 07:05:14 PM
She looks like the girl that unfriended me on facebook after our first date.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 11, 2018, 07:13:26 PM
You realize that says "Get Locked" NOT "Get choked" right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 11, 2018, 10:40:45 PM
This poly mom is blowing my mind right now.

There's fucking clans of poly people.  :doge

edit: And they have events and shit.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on December 11, 2018, 11:10:07 PM
ig story the events plz k thx
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 11, 2018, 11:17:08 PM
Do you want to join a sex cult? Cuz that’s how you join a sex cult
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 12, 2018, 12:03:23 AM
Writers apparently trying to make up for the possum girl debacle. I'll admit, I'm curious...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on December 12, 2018, 12:14:42 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 11, 2018, 11:17:08 PM
Do you want to join a sex cult? Cuz that’s how you join a sex cult
sounds cool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 12, 2018, 12:58:43 AM
Join the sex cult you coward.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 01:00:27 AM
“You’ll cowards don’t even join sex cults” will be the new subtitle of the next relationship thread.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 12, 2018, 01:32:03 AM
Even money says that mupepe is head of that sex cult
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 08:25:22 AM
Quote from: Glen on December 12, 2018, 05:49:47 AM
Why the hell are you prioritizing Poly Mom over Single Mom?
Chill.

I’m seeing single mom Saturday.

But poly mom is actually making an effort to reach out and talk to me tho. And I’m seeing her this Thursday.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on December 12, 2018, 09:19:24 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 08:25:22 AM
But poly mom is actually making an effort to reach out and talk to me tho. And I’m seeing her this Thursday.

Looks like one lucky cultist is going to meet her quota this month
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 09:32:21 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/S22UWvb.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 12, 2018, 09:41:03 AM
Quote from: Glen on December 12, 2018, 05:49:47 AM
Why the hell are you prioritizing Poly Mom over Single Mom?
Because there's more drama in that direction :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2018, 09:46:47 AM
Posted about in the the fitness thread but some cute desdlifting woman, about my height came up to me and asked me about some gym gear I was using. For the past two weeks we've sort of been hovering around eachother, catching her looking, me looking at her. She's pretty Damn fine, solid, big ol booty, and hits the weights hard. Not saying anything will come from it, just another feel good moment in ego stroking. Plan on talking tonher more often when I can. Shes got this sort of infective exuberance that may be what the doctor ordered.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 12, 2018, 11:18:17 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 11, 2018, 06:54:29 PM
new match  :o

(https://i.ibb.co/1rCmxdm/Screenshot-20181212-005206-Tinder.jpg)

Diggin the thick eyebrows!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 11:34:35 AM
Poly mom wants me bad. Texting me at work n shit. Unnnffff.

Telling me she’s hoping to get out of her daughter’s Christmas program early because she couldn’t care less about the other kids. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 12, 2018, 12:02:11 PM
Quote from: tiesto on December 12, 2018, 11:18:17 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 11, 2018, 06:54:29 PM
new match  :o

(https://i.ibb.co/1rCmxdm/Screenshot-20181212-005206-Tinder.jpg)

Diggin the thick eyebrows!

I love girls with thick eyebrows  :-[

But no clue what to say to this girl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 12:30:10 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 12, 2018, 11:56:19 AM
What does she look like?
I’m blanking on the pornstar’s name but... she looks like she could’ve done porn in a past life.  :doge

And even though she’s a 35+ y/o mom she’s easily the hottest girl that’s taken an interest in me.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 12, 2018, 12:39:13 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 08:25:22 AM
Chill.
Atra telling Glen to chill! And he's got two dates lined up with hotties who want to slob on his knob!

:gladbron

Look at this confidence! He finally levelled up!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 12, 2018, 12:48:00 PM
PM pics of poly Mom
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 12:51:21 PM
I sent you one to your fb messenger, PD.  :doge

edit: can’t do it through the bore right now because I’m on my phone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2018, 01:38:12 PM
Me toooo on Insta 👀
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 12, 2018, 01:44:37 PM
well just post em here who comes here certainly not poly moms I bet
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 12, 2018, 02:03:34 PM
i wanna see :teehee
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2018, 02:24:48 PM
(https://abload.de/img/thumbs_upk8imp.gif) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=thumbs_upk8imp.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2018, 02:27:19 PM
And dont worry if you get an anxiety snail 🐌 with her, I bet she'll suck start it like the experienced world weary woman she is
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 02:29:43 PM
 :dsp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on December 12, 2018, 03:42:30 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2018, 02:27:19 PM
And dont worry if you get an anxiety snail 🐌 with her, I bet she'll suck start it like the experienced world weary woman she is

That's why wine or light drinking is perfect for pre banging. Just enough to feel buzzed and touchy feely, inhibition lowers a bit, the lady grows a bit hornier.

If you buy her a non expensive but tasty bottle of wine Atra, she's gonna view you as a gentleman that deserves a good fuck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 12, 2018, 03:46:58 PM
It really depends on the person. If Atra showed up with a bottle of malbec when the other person is expecting a fun hookup that could really make him look like a touchy bitch. Opposite of MDM Atra.

But you can bring a bottle of wine to my place any day, mormapope.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2018, 03:50:21 PM
Full stop bring id bring a bottle of something. You see how many wine memes milfs post? They hit that shit like water
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 03:51:06 PM
I've already got the place set.

It's a trendy self serve tap room that she's never been to with beer, wine, and cider.

I'm buying the first round of drinks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 12, 2018, 04:50:23 PM
Shosta is wrong. Red wine is sex booze, good for blood flow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 12, 2018, 04:54:10 PM
TO YOUR DICK (serious tho, google and see)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on December 12, 2018, 05:21:30 PM
gimme pics
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 12, 2018, 05:46:16 PM
You guys, Kara is gonna have such stern words for you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 12, 2018, 06:17:11 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 12, 2018, 02:03:34 PM
i wanna see :teehee

Meeee toooo!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 12, 2018, 06:46:05 PM
What’d we say about listening to minors dating advice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 01:37:27 PM
Poly mom just texted me saying she's excited to see me tonight.  :mynicca

Seriously, fuck tinder and young 20 somethings. Buncha lamers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 13, 2018, 01:43:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 01:37:27 PM
Poly mom just texted me saying she's excited to see me tonight.  :mynicca

Seriously, fuck tinder and young 20 somethings. Buncha lamers.
If only someone had warned you as much. :hitler

Hey, send me poly mom too cholo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 01:45:18 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 13, 2018, 01:42:35 PM
Good luck with the poly thing.  Last girl I fucked kinda like that had a husband who was asexual.  Me and an ex girlfriend met her and her husband for dinner, then we left with her and he went home.  We all fucked all night and did drugs and then I dropped her off at their house at like 7am after a literal 8 hour fuck fest and he was taking the garbage to the curb and waved.. lol it was kind of hilarious my ex and I could not stop laughing.

Anyways I don't recommend interacting with the significant other lol
It's all good. Her husband is seeing another girl tonight as well.  :doge

edit: He looks like Dan Bilzerian with a dad bod.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 13, 2018, 02:07:58 PM
All those delicious STDs waiting for you.

Gonorrhea   :delicious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 02:09:34 PM
Oh, I'm definitely wearing protection tonight.  :doge

Also, would it be rude to decline eating her out?   :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 13, 2018, 02:27:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 02:09:34 PM
Oh, I'm definitely wearing protection tonight.  :doge

Also, would it be rude to decline eating her out?   :doge

Preplan all you want she gon make you finish that plate like the bad boy u are
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 02:29:26 PM
Also, this is my first time dealing with a vagina that's had babbies go through it.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2018, 02:44:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 02:29:26 PM
Also, this is my first time dealing with a vagina that's had babbies go through it.  :doge

It’s still a vagina, honey
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on December 13, 2018, 02:46:35 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2018, 02:44:36 PM

It’s still a vagina, honey

:larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 13, 2018, 02:47:48 PM
Feels broken in, like a comfy chair and works better like warmed up motor.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2018, 02:47:56 PM
She might even have gotten stapled up, could be a designer vagina
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2018, 02:47:56 PM
She might even have gotten stapled up, could be a designer vagina
:ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 06:19:21 PM
Oh god. Wish me luck tonight, boritos. I should probably have a drink before hand.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2018, 09:24:45 PM
If you do, red wine! But don’t show up with wine lips
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 09:41:28 PM
 :shaq2

Fuck... She’s a completely different person when she’s sober...

edit: and so am I...

She said let’s be friends for now and take things slow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on December 13, 2018, 09:46:46 PM
 :derp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 13, 2018, 09:57:50 PM
Lmaooooo

Its like, at the end of each Atra episode he pulls off the mask of whatever chick hes trying to hookup with and is met with this dude

(https://abload.de/img/giphy39yidci.gif) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=giphy39yidci.gif)

But what you just experienced is probably what 99% of online relationships turn into when they meet in real life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 13, 2018, 10:49:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/4bcrdVy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 13, 2018, 11:14:20 PM
It's cosmic justice for THIS post.
Quote from: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 02:29:26 PM
Also, this is my first time dealing with a vagina that's had babbies go through it.  :doge

Get SONNED, son
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 13, 2018, 11:26:15 PM
(http://media.tenor.com/images/5f24aedec96e28a64938504f3b36de6b/tenor.gif)
You thought this show was a drama? You in a comedy!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 11:31:05 PM
I wonder what I did in a past life to deserve this fate. :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 13, 2018, 11:33:36 PM
There is no shame in the wizard's path. Embrace it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2018, 11:47:02 PM
Shoulda drank the red wine
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 13, 2018, 11:49:41 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 08, 2018, 02:17:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 08, 2018, 02:00:39 PM
I’ve just never been in this situation before.
You're not in a situation. You met some cool people last night and that might turn into something or might not. Don't set your expectations too high.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 11:53:03 PM
Maybe the single mom and I will hit it off.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
nah...
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on December 14, 2018, 12:09:50 AM
Sorry the sex cult didn’t work out :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 14, 2018, 01:13:38 AM
lets be friends Lolololol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 14, 2018, 01:42:28 AM
atra is real life charlie brown forever trying and failing to kick the football
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 01:50:22 AM
If only there was a way to be on MDMA 24/7...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 14, 2018, 01:56:13 AM
Tfw you get rejected from a sex cult  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 14, 2018, 02:03:05 AM
Lol dude was literally in my bed and couldn't seal the deal 🤦🏻‍♂️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on December 14, 2018, 02:16:02 AM
new you is too hot and too intimidating
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 14, 2018, 02:38:01 AM
Quote from: Kara
The Atra Cycle (TM) goes something like:

1. Manic Tinder shit posting.
2. "I got a date, brehs, hype train!"
3. Look, it's fucking nothing dot gif.
4. Repeat steps 1 through 3 X times.
5. "I'm going to take some time off from dating to work on myself."
6. Manic Femme Atra shit posting.
7. Return to step 1.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 14, 2018, 03:23:07 AM
The follow-up conversation with your aunt is god charging you a tuition for this lesson.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 14, 2018, 04:21:27 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 01:50:22 AM
If only there was a way to be on MDMA 24/7...

Hit the gym
Become more body positive
and thats basically an approximation of how you feel.

Not as dramatic but youre waybmore flirty when the need calls for it. Could be highee testosterone levels too but I'm not gonna go down that road and sound like the ghost of Assi.

Or just wear those leather pants everywhere you go
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on December 14, 2018, 05:17:13 AM
Should have gotten that neck tattoo bruh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 14, 2018, 05:24:13 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2018, 11:47:02 PM
Shoulda drank the red wine

https://youtu.be/zXt56MB-3vc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 14, 2018, 05:40:40 AM
When you realize the sex cult requires a neck tat for initiation :ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 14, 2018, 05:43:49 AM
(https://abload.de/img/ani-brk-001__33769.13tdce8.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=ani-brk-001__33769.13tdce8.jpg)

Pulls all the pussy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on December 14, 2018, 07:23:38 AM
on the upside it might have been a scientology sex cult that would kidnap you and we all know where that leads
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 14, 2018, 08:06:33 AM
What do you mean she was different? What happened??
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 14, 2018, 08:12:48 AM
I was supposed to have a few drinks with this hot girl from work tonight at the work christmas party..

but since I am not working there from the 31st on, I am debating wether I should even go or not :(

I feel kinda down so Id rather just stay indoors smoke weed and play vidya
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on December 14, 2018, 08:16:28 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 14, 2018, 08:12:48 AM
I was supposed to have a few drinks with this hot girl from work tonight at the work christmas party..

but since I am not working there from the 31st on, I am debating wether I should even go or not :(

I feel kinda down so Id rather just stay indoors smoke weed and play vidya

How can you be down when there's free alcohol? You not working there anymore might even be a good thing to hook up with someone and your country is like two miles in diameter so there's not much logistical trouble even if you move away.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on December 14, 2018, 09:22:54 AM
Quote from: 213372bu on December 14, 2018, 09:14:05 AM
how about instead of chasing for molly induced bdsm sexcapades with mothers (and not only failing to be a casual sexfriend but also developing feelings in as little as a day’s time) you instead go after women who will fulfill your romantic desires as well with little baggage & without needing to keep up an extravengent alter-ego which only manifests itself in short windows of time w/ assistance of copious amounts of drugs
:brazilcry :mindblown :stop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 14, 2018, 09:29:10 AM
Quote from: 213372bu on December 14, 2018, 09:14:05 AM
how about instead of chasing for molly induced bdsm sexcapades with mothers (and not only failing to be a casual sexfriend but also developing feelings in as little as a day’s time) you instead go after women who will fulfill your romantic desires as well with little baggage & without needing to keep up an extravengent alter-ego which only manifests itself in short windows of time w/ assistance of copious amounts of drugs

Or just get a neck tat  :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 14, 2018, 10:08:52 AM
Wait a minute....WAIT A MINUTE!!! WE FUCKING SKIPPED THE FEMATRA PART OF THE CYCLE! WE WERE ROBBED!!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 14, 2018, 10:12:31 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on December 14, 2018, 08:16:28 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 14, 2018, 08:12:48 AM
I was supposed to have a few drinks with this hot girl from work tonight at the work christmas party..

but since I am not working there from the 31st on, I am debating wether I should even go or not :(

I feel kinda down so Id rather just stay indoors smoke weed and play vidya

How can you be down when there's free alcohol? You not working there anymore might even be a good thing to hook up with someone and your country is like two miles in diameter so there's not much logistical trouble even if you move away.

Yeah I guess you're right man, I had a few drinks and smoked some weed, ironed my new pants and sweater and gonna head out there

if it aint shit im outta there tho  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on December 14, 2018, 10:23:37 AM
Leave it to Atra to find an asexual sex cult.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on December 14, 2018, 10:25:46 AM
I am rooting for you atra, but like 213372bu said, it felt like you were forcing the issue to be someone that you are not. Find a nice,quiet, nerdy girl instead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 10:52:48 AM
The problem with finding a quiet nerdy girl is that they rarely go out in public.

And if they do they’re way too timid to have any sort of meaningful interaction.

edit: Also, I want to find someone that compliments/contrasts me. Not someone that is me.

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 14, 2018, 10:08:52 AM
Wait a minute....WAIT A MINUTE!!! WE FUCKING SKIPPED THE FEMATRA PART OF THE CYCLE! WE WERE ROBBED!!!
I wore that wig, remember?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on December 14, 2018, 11:18:58 AM
Did the poly mom see you without the wig, maybe she was expecting to see fematra again :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2018, 11:59:17 AM
There’s a Larry Sanders bald joke in here somewhere
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 12:23:24 PM
Yes. I just got done chatting with her.

She's really chomping at the bit to see me.

Sending me sexy gifs and kissy face emojis.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 12:29:36 PM
I jokingly said to a friend after the show that the BDSM show was comprised of a bunch of theatre nerds & high school goths that never matured past their myspace days.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 12:37:57 PM
A few peeps were fugly.

Most looked fairly normal (if you ignored the fact that they weren’t wearing much clothing).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 14, 2018, 12:39:32 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 12:29:36 PM
I jokingly said to a friend after the show that the BDSM show was comprised of a bunch of theatre nerds & high school goths that never matured past their myspace days.

On this point, I wish I joined these group of people when I was young. You ever hear about how much they fuck? Sure in their own community but still. Its fuck fest city even into adulthood.

Although the thought of dealing with the narcissism of an aspiring actress makes me shiver
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 14, 2018, 12:42:10 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 12:23:24 PM
chomping at the bit to see me
champing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 14, 2018, 12:44:16 PM
eh decided to chill with a friend instead of going to that party

it was only till 23.00 pm so that was kinda like eh, id have to take a 20 minute trainride, 20 minute walk to take a 15 minute bus ride till im there im like nah fuck that

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 14, 2018, 12:47:20 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 12:29:36 PM
I jokingly said to a friend after the show that the BDSM show was comprised of a bunch of theatre nerds & high school goths that never matured past their myspace days.
And they're getting more pussy than you. :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on December 14, 2018, 12:48:07 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 14, 2018, 12:42:10 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 12:23:24 PM
chomping at the bit to see me
champing

Both are fine.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 01:50:42 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 14, 2018, 12:47:20 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 12:29:36 PM
I jokingly said to a friend after the show that the BDSM show was comprised of a bunch of theatre nerds & high school goths that never matured past their myspace days.
And they're getting more pussy than you. :gurl
Jesus did a number on me, man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 14, 2018, 02:36:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 01:50:42 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 14, 2018, 12:47:20 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 12:29:36 PM
I jokingly said to a friend after the show that the BDSM show was comprised of a bunch of theatre nerds & high school goths that never matured past their myspace days.
And they're getting more pussy than you. :gurl
Jesus did a number on me, man.

Yeah, I’m sure that’s the problem.  Nobody who is religious gets laid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on December 14, 2018, 02:38:28 PM
He was talking about a number two. What a poopface.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 02:56:03 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 14, 2018, 02:36:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 01:50:42 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 14, 2018, 12:47:20 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 12:29:36 PM
I jokingly said to a friend after the show that the BDSM show was comprised of a bunch of theatre nerds & high school goths that never matured past their myspace days.
And they're getting more pussy than you. :gurl
Jesus did a number on me, man.

Yeah, I’m sure that’s the problem.  Nobody who is religious gets laid.
I was in a Christian bubble with not much contact with non-Christians in real life until I got kicked out of BJU.

Then I had to struggle with rebuilding my identity as a non-Christian from the ground up, getting through my social anxiety & depression, and then build a social circle, of open minded individuals in the fucking belt buckle of the Bible Belt, from the ground up while being highly introverted.

Say it’s no big deal all you want. It’s fucking miracle I didn’t implode during my darkest days. Also, fun fact: I know what a gun barrel tastes like.

Also, not all Christian denominations are the same. Some have very flippant views on sex. Others... it’s like you just spat in the face of God if you even mention sex.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 14, 2018, 03:09:49 PM
I think one problem is that you treat every possible romantic thing with a woman as some startling revelation. Like this is the one that will save you, this is the one that will begin your sexual revolution. Course correction begins here! When in reality they are prettty insignificant little moments that you should laugh off as whatever.

I do it a lot and it only leads to disappointment and questions of “what the fuck is wrong with me”. My other friends would brush these off as “whatever”. But me? I add it to the narrative. You know I could say”well if I had some positive experience I could have some comparison”. But even that’s a lie.

So I don’t know maybe stop seeing every encounter with a woman as some big deal. Stop posting about it here. Because that’s what it comes off as. And people can sense that in real life. Because interactions with attractive women are a dime a dozen.

I mean I still overthink my interactions with women, but one thing that helps me feel awesome is that I just really notice and like any postotive interaction I have with anyone. Anytime I make anyone laugh or feel better about their day. Which honestly happens a lot because I’m a cool person.

I mean I still get down about my lack of success. There’s a new girl at work who has a great rack and she said I was weird.

Which is true I am weird and my approach to people still needs some work.

But I already know I’m a cool person and plenty of people at work like me and enjoy having me around. So that girl just doesn’t know or maybe she just sucks. I don’t know, it’s not important.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 03:15:27 PM
I don’t build narratives with every girl. Just the ones I really like.

Also, it didn’t help that I basically wasn’t allowed to date until I got out of high school.

Plus, they (Christian adults, teachers, parents, etc.) drilled into my head that I shouldn’t date anyone unless I plan on marrying them. Which is completely backwards and idiotic. You date so you can find out if the person you’re seeing is even worth your time and effort.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 14, 2018, 03:29:05 PM
I don’t mean every girl. I mean any girl you have a passing interests in. Did you really like this Polly mom? Or did you just have an inrest because you were on the cusp of some actual sex time?

And I do think you build a narrative. Every time disappointment happens you start talking about your religious upbringing. Now I don’t know you, just on here. But it doesn’t really to represent you when you talk about anything but relationships.

But all I’m saying is, maybe just treat these things as “whatever”. Not these productions to post about on the bore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 14, 2018, 03:31:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN0U-yYj3H0
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 14, 2018, 05:10:29 PM
I love hearing good news.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 14, 2018, 06:00:01 PM
(http://i.pinimg.com/originals/83/28/35/8328353d3456ade4d1073a8ca7adb7d7.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 14, 2018, 11:34:55 PM
I think the most powerful thing about therapy is that it forces you to admit your issues to someone else, which makes it a little easier to admit it to yourself. Going to a couples counselor with my ex was probably the best decision I made as I found an incredible ability to admit how I try to delude myself into accepting mistreatment from others. That's my problem, could be different than where your issues come from.

Atra, I grew up in a super religious household and I too, once hoped that the myth of there being a special community tailor made for you was true. It's not, learn to sell yourself for who you are. But first, love yourself, obviously, which is why the therapy suggestion is good. It's definitely better than feeling flatline depression for multiple years.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 15, 2018, 03:19:15 AM
Quote from: 213372bu on December 14, 2018, 11:02:45 PM
Atra, I hope my posts aren't coming across as dickish, I just feel like you're ignoring most advice sans the unhealthy ones that lead you to being a public spectacle for the thread.

Rahx and Kenny probably put it more elegantly, but it seems like we've gone through this cycle 5 or 6 times through this thread.

Something else, you keep mentioning is having to rely on different drug influences to come over various anxieties and self-placed barriers. The way you frame it is less that you're having fun with it, and more like you're relying on it out of necessity.

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Or just get a n…

Get some therapy dude, and stop fucking taking drugs. Seriously.

You fuckers made me care post on The Bire  :goldberg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2018, 07:14:45 PM
Pops was like, lets RIP this shit off right the fuck now lmao

Amazing how a simple comment like that can propel y'all forward
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlackMage on December 15, 2018, 11:09:20 PM
I want drugs like really bad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2018, 11:28:08 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on December 15, 2018, 11:09:20 PM
I want drugs like really bad

I got da best drugz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 16, 2018, 03:19:50 AM
Single mom is ahhhhhmazing.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 16, 2018, 03:23:10 AM
Deeeeeetz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 16, 2018, 04:16:27 AM
Did u bone or nah?



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#FreeEtoilet
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on December 16, 2018, 06:19:35 AM
Is an Etoilet one of those japanese toilets that wipes your ass for you? If so, I'd like one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 16, 2018, 07:01:14 AM
If you tweet that hashtag out, you’re entered for a chance to win one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 16, 2018, 09:08:47 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on December 14, 2018, 07:23:38 AM
on the upside it might have been a scientology sex cult that would kidnap you and we all know where that leads

With all your skin boiled off in a hotel bath tub after you fail to pass your spiritual audit?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 16, 2018, 09:18:46 AM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on December 14, 2018, 12:48:07 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 14, 2018, 12:42:10 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 12:23:24 PM
chomping at the bit to see me
champing

Both are fine.

It depends on whether or not you want to trust the Oxford Dictionary or thefreedictionary.com, or one of those hedonists who thinks it's okay to use "literally" when one means "figuratively" because it's colloquially common now.
     \/
:snob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2018, 11:22:05 AM
Atra was always destined to raise another man's child.
:tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 16, 2018, 01:38:13 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 16, 2018, 03:19:50 AM
Single mom is ahhhhhmazing.
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 16, 2018, 03:23:10 AM
Deeeeeetz
-We planned on meeting up at a EDM show.
-I got to the EDM event first. I just had a couple of beers and some water. I essentially danced the whole time.
-She gets there way later for the final act and tells me to meet her at the bar there.
-I give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. We get to talking. She buys me a drink.
-We eventually get to the front of the stage. I’m right behind her and we’re essentially grinding on each other the whole time. Feeling each other up and shit. Not giving a fuck.
-Show ends around 2am. We decide to go back to one of her gay friends apartment for drinks (and pot).  :doge
-I don’t get completely blitzed despite taking two smallish bong hits. We’re all (2 gay friends, her, and I) watching South Park laughing & shit.
-She’s talking about her job at the restaurant and how she’s eventually going to be going to nursing school this January.
-Her gay friends need to go to sleep. Her and I decide to go to Waffle House for some food.
-On our way there we make out/French kiss at a red light. I’m fondling her boobs and what not.
-We makeout again in her car in the Waffle House parking lot. She says to me, seeing that I’m very down to fuck that night, “oh I know baby, I’m really into you too.”
-We go inside Waffle House. Get a table. Start chatting.
-I can tell right away that I’m a bit over my head here with our age difference.

I’ll finish the rest of this story once I get back from meeting a friend.

But she’s down to see me again tonight over dinner.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2018, 02:07:42 PM
She def brought you to her gay friend so he could measure you up.
:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 16, 2018, 02:19:06 PM
should have tried to fuck the gay friend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2018, 02:21:25 PM
Dunno about fucking but showing him some affection would have made her want to fuck you even more. One of the best ways to make a chick wet is for her to see you put your hand on a gay guy's shoulder. Either from behind or the front. Shows that you aren't scared, you're secure in your manhood, and gives her some wank material.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 16, 2018, 02:24:52 PM
congrats on the sex
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 16, 2018, 02:35:59 PM
Atra is just asking for a MMF encounter
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 16, 2018, 02:59:28 PM
Atra, how many people are you texting at once?

I tend to throw out a bunch of messages when I have a free night and I'm in the mood to date, and I never know how many will reply or won't drop off after 1-2 texts, so I'll message maybe like 10 people. But sometimes I get a lot of replies and the conversations all stay active and I end up just overwhelmed with too many people to keep daily conversations going with. Like I'm looking at my phone now and between texts and bumble conversations I have twelve people I need to reply to, including 1 person I just noticed I forgot and haven't replied in like a week. When it's like 6+ people on a daily basis it starts feeling more like work and I start avoiding responding, but if I pair it down and only message the people I'm more interested in, usually they'll drop out and then I've blown the other people I was talking to so I try to keep talking to everyone and setting up dates and going on dates with as many people as possible to find one that clicks.

I always feel like I'm doing online dating wrong. I either go through phases of minimal dating at all where I just do social stuff with friends in all my free time, or stuff like this where I'm spending 1-2 hours of my day every day just responding to messages/texts and going on 2-3 dates a week and none of it pans out and it's just a huge waste of time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 16, 2018, 03:00:18 PM
Atra is meeting people through sex parties
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 16, 2018, 03:00:49 PM
Beepo, what did you think of Isle of Dogs?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 16, 2018, 03:16:29 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 16, 2018, 01:38:13 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 16, 2018, 03:19:50 AM
Single mom is ahhhhhmazing.
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 16, 2018, 03:23:10 AM
Deeeeeetz
-We planned on meeting up at a EDM show.
-I got to the EDM event first. I just had a couple of beers and some water. I essentially danced the whole time.
-She gets there way later for the final act and tells me to meet her at the bar there.
-I give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. We get to talking. She buys me a drink.
-We eventually get to the front of the stage. I’m right behind her and we’re essentially grinding on each other the whole time. Feeling each other up and shit. Not giving a fuck.
-Show ends around 2am. We decide to go back to one of her gay friends apartment for drinks (and pot).  :doge
-I don’t get completely blitzed despite taking two smallish bong hits. We’re all (2 gay friends, her, and I) watching South Park laughing & shit.
-She’s talking about her job at the restaurant and how she’s eventually going to be going to nursing school this January.
-Her gay friends need to go to sleep. Her and I decide to go to Waffle House for some food.
-On our way there we make out/French kiss at a red light. I’m fondling her boobs and what not.
-We makeout again in her car in the Waffle House parking lot. She says to me, seeing that I’m very down to fuck that night, “oh I know baby, I’m really into you too.”
-We go inside Waffle House. Get a table. Start chatting.
-I can tell right away that I’m a bit over my head here with our age difference.

I’ll finish the rest of this story once I get back from meeting a friend.

But she’s down to see me again tonight over dinner.

I refuse to get excited unless penetrative sexual intercourse has occurred.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 16, 2018, 03:42:22 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 16, 2018, 03:00:18 PM
Atra is meeting people through sex parties

Ok, then I need you to invite me to some sex parties.

Quote from: shosta on December 16, 2018, 03:00:49 PM
Beepo, what did you think of Isle of Dogs?

Was solid middle-tier Wes Anderson film with some controversy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 16, 2018, 04:00:43 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 16, 2018, 03:42:22 PM
Ok, then I need you to invite me to some sex parties.
move your firm to SF. TVC will send you the invites.

Quote from: Bebpo on December 16, 2018, 03:42:22 PM
Was solid middle-tier Wes Anderson film with some controversy.
Middle tier? I knew we'd disagree again
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on December 16, 2018, 08:16:27 PM
No update from Atra.

Probably in the midst of round 2 with single mom
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 16, 2018, 10:06:50 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 16, 2018, 04:00:43 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 16, 2018, 03:42:22 PM
Was solid middle-tier Wes Anderson film with some controversy.
Middle tier? I knew we'd disagree again

Moonrise Kingdom
The Grand Buddhapest Hotel
Rushmore
Life Aquatic
The Royal Tennabaums

all better than Isle of Dogs (which was still good), hence it's worse than about half of them and middle-tier Anderson.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 16, 2018, 10:29:13 PM
Quote from: El Babua on December 16, 2018, 08:16:27 PM
No update from Atra.

Probably in the midst of round 2 with single mom
Only one way to find out. Look for facebook relationship updates. :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 17, 2018, 03:19:41 PM
Quote from: El Babua on December 16, 2018, 08:16:27 PM
No update from Atra.

Probably in the midst of round 2 with single mom

Nope, with "gay friends".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 18, 2018, 01:36:13 PM
Man some women just radiate this sort of goddamn beauty and sexuality. Was talking with this tall, thin, lightskinned Dominican coworker. Dirty blonde hair, light eyes. She has a good 4 inches on me. The conquistadors of old in full display in her genes. Discussing our route and she gestures a straight line with her finger. Instead of doing it in the air she places it right on the center of my left thigh and runs her finger to my knee. For tactile context, I'm wearing my ultra slim Nude raw denim jeans. You ever feel a shiver start from your taint, go past your butthole, and end at the top of your head? Theres a first time for everything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 18, 2018, 01:51:04 PM
#metoo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 18, 2018, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: Raist on December 18, 2018, 01:51:04 PM
#metoo

More like grounds for a candlelit stroke fest. Time to break out the $100 Tom Ford candle and play Enigma.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 18, 2018, 09:22:45 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 18, 2018, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: Raist on December 18, 2018, 01:51:04 PM
#metoo

More like grounds for a candlelit stroke fest. Time to break out the $100 Tom Ford candle and play Enigma.

Sounds like she'd be willing to help you with the scenario if you were willing to muddy the clear waters of the workplace.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 19, 2018, 01:13:56 AM
Atra is either neck-deep in pussy he hasn’t had the time to breathe, or he’s on suicide watch.

I hope it’s the former, and if it is, give the deets you coward!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on December 19, 2018, 02:20:26 AM
He's got other shit to worry about right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 19, 2018, 05:09:56 AM
Well I hope he pulls through.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
and remembers to pull out when it’s time ZING  :cody
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2018, 05:16:25 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 16, 2018, 01:38:13 PM
-We makeout again in her car in the Waffle House parking lot.
PD translate this into Michigander
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2018, 06:04:17 AM
Feels like Atra is keeping this one close to his chest. I don't blame him
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2018, 09:35:34 AM
My duuuudes, deadlift cutie asked me to spot her 245lb squats unprompted. Now I know her name is Renée. She said she could do 3 but went for 4. Oh Hideo, love can bloom, even on the battlefield.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2018, 09:55:10 AM
what a woman.  I love watching their cheeks spread as they get to bottom and then clench up on and the upward thrust.  FUCK
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2018, 10:02:16 AM
Shes got that petite upper body and fat ass frame that drives me bonkers. The size of her ass is daunting though. I imagine its like standing at the edge of Everest
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2018, 10:42:08 AM
So to keep the good vibes going, I sought her out and offered up my fat gripz for her to use next time I'm in, which is Friday, which is her deadlift day . apparently her and her gym friend were also talking about that, and me. 2019 aint even started yet and its gangbusters.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on December 19, 2018, 11:06:13 AM
y’all snake ass cowards complain when Atra posts too much or popsts too little except bluetsunami
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 19, 2018, 11:07:32 AM
Quote from: Cryo on December 19, 2018, 11:06:13 AM
y’all snake ass cowards complain when Atra posts too much or popsts too little except bluetsunami

(https://i.imgur.com/oqqsc2R.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 19, 2018, 12:22:36 PM
Yo Blue, I missed something. This bih from work? And you guys work out together now?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2018, 12:27:45 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 19, 2018, 12:22:36 PM
Yo Blue, I missed something. This bih from work? And you guys work out together now?

Two separate women! This one is around my height. Def a white girl but darker than me lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2018, 12:30:51 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2018, 12:28:08 PM
Let's start giving Blue shit since Atra is busy with life...

... you gonna keep posting about girls who said a few words to you or go on some dates breh?   


Lmao I knew id catch shit

I was a fat fuck just four months ago so you have to understand where I'm coming from and hey, at least I'm posting shit now that Atra has gone radio silent

And I wouldnt call a woman just four inches from tickling my balls just banter, lets be real

As far as dating, I'm getting off on the ego stroking but for the time being I have no interest in getting it deep with anyone while I'm trying to become a better me. Sounds like a cop out but my last true blue relationship I relapsed on my fitness and spiraled for years. Never again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 19, 2018, 12:44:34 PM
Posts about sexual tension are definitely on-topic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2018, 12:48:00 PM
Its a wonder Atra is in his cycle when the hate seems to flow when you trybtontalk about positive things? I'll keep this shit close to my chest like him aince some bytes on a message board seems to be such a cause for consternstion. Fuck, id love to read about every elses little moments of happiness too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2018, 12:53:38 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2018, 12:50:23 PM
lol just giving you a litle shit Blue... keep it coming.. my point wasn't to stop talking about this stuff more wondering if you are going to ask these girls out.

Fuck, guess I'm touchy today ugh

I so fucking want to ask Renée out but I want to be wholeheartedly into it. I guess what I'm doing now is edging towards it. Shes been way more aggressive as far as interacting with me, a bad trait on my part.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 19, 2018, 01:45:37 PM
Forgot to mention.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 18, 2018, 01:36:13 PM
She has a good 4 inches on me.

Comparing dick size with coworkers is also pushing it a bit far :wag
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2018, 02:27:03 PM
Quote from: Raist on December 19, 2018, 01:45:37 PM
Forgot to mention.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 18, 2018, 01:36:13 PM
She has a good 4 inches on me.

Comparing dick size with coworkers is also pushing it a bit far :wag

I'd still take it :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 19, 2018, 02:38:50 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2018, 02:27:03 PM
Quote from: Raist on December 19, 2018, 01:45:37 PM
Forgot to mention.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 18, 2018, 01:36:13 PM
She has a good 4 inches on me.

Comparing dick size with coworkers is also pushing it a bit far :wag

I'd still take it :drool

From behind?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2018, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 19, 2018, 02:38:50 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2018, 02:27:03 PM
Quote from: Raist on December 19, 2018, 01:45:37 PM
Forgot to mention.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 18, 2018, 01:36:13 PM
She has a good 4 inches on me.

Comparing dick size with coworkers is also pushing it a bit far :wag

I'd still take it :drool

From behind?

Depends, does it resemble a coke can or a coke bottle?  :dunno
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 19, 2018, 04:05:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/gq0E6ju.jpg) :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 19, 2018, 04:11:26 PM
You're used to dicks the shape of coke bottles?  :holeup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 19, 2018, 07:30:17 PM
Quote from: BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! on December 19, 2018, 01:13:56 AM
Atra is either neck-deep in pussy he hasn’t had the time to breathe, or he’s on suicide watch.

I hope it’s the former, and if it is, give the deets you coward!

Anyone know if he is doing ok?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 20, 2018, 10:05:03 AM
The Pussy was so good he probably fell in. Send help.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 20, 2018, 11:25:29 AM
when you see two ppl in love* you leave them alone

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*& lust
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 20, 2018, 12:26:52 PM
Or eventually all manic phases end and depressant phases begin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 20, 2018, 01:18:55 PM
Had a friend come to me yesterday because she's divorced and is having a hard time getting someone to be serious about her. One of the things is she's one of those women that's used to skating by on her looks, and never really worked to make herself good at relationships. So she came to me and asked to be brutally honest with her on what she needed to be able to find "love" and why she hadn't found it. I told her she lacked the skills to find love and even if she found it, she lacked the skills to keep it alive. Oh man. It's the truth and she knew it but she just sobbed and sobbed. In a lot of ways she's got a ton of things she's gotta learn. Still sad to see a friend break down in tears like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 20, 2018, 01:22:30 PM
It sounds like you have a lot of sad friends, bro.  Hook me up with some of these heartbroken chicas. :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 20, 2018, 01:26:29 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 20, 2018, 01:22:30 PM
It sounds like you have a lot of sad friends, bro.  Hook me up with some of these heartbroken chicas. :drool
Sorry Mups. I'm keeping the hot ones, I don't know if the rest are up to the Mups standard.

And man, you're not kidding. I think this year it's easier for me to count the friends that are still together vs the friends that are breaking up/getting divorced.

I'm at that age,  where everyone is getting to their 7 year itch apparently.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 20, 2018, 01:28:23 PM
(https://abload.de/img/klqk5h4yjfhzjydyl.gif) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=klqk5h4yjfhzjydyl.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 20, 2018, 01:34:15 PM
Yeah, Atra saw a message from me but didn’t respond. He’s probably just balls deep in dealing with the work thing. Hope you’re hanging in there, my dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 20, 2018, 03:37:48 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 20, 2018, 01:28:23 PM
(https://abload.de/img/klqk5h4yjfhzjydyl.gif) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=klqk5h4yjfhzjydyl.gif)

What is this from?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 20, 2018, 03:39:25 PM
Peep Show. It's on Netflix. It's my favorite comedy series ever and I know you'd love it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 20, 2018, 03:45:58 PM
Omg Andykun, watch peep show


Atra watch: he’s alive and seeing the single mom again this weekend
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 20, 2018, 06:51:02 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 20, 2018, 01:26:29 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 20, 2018, 01:22:30 PM
It sounds like you have a lot of sad friends, bro.  Hook me up with some of these heartbroken chicas. :drool
Sorry Mups. I'm keeping the hot ones, I don't know if the rest are up to the Mups standard.

And man, you're not kidding. I think this year it's easier for me to count the friends that are still together vs the friends that are breaking up/getting divorced.

I'm at that age,  where everyone is getting to their 7 year itch apparently.
My minimum standard is inverse to the # of hours that have passed in the day, so just send me their resumes late at night bro.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 21, 2018, 03:04:11 PM
Peep Show is a must watch for sure
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 23, 2018, 12:22:47 AM
Atra is def vacuming a beach right now
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 23, 2018, 02:02:19 AM
A gal that I haven't even gone on a date with is getting mad that I'm not texting her enough but she keeps texting me with like 1 word responses and when I try to start a conversation she says like one sentence and then gets mad that I don't make the conversation happen.

Yeah, no. Why even go on a date with someone whose mad at your before the first date, wtf.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 23, 2018, 10:19:06 AM
I had that happen. Some woman said I wasn’t replying fast enough, so she thinks I’m not that interested and maybe we should cancel our date. I replied, ‘no maybe about it. We definitely need to cancel.’
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 23, 2018, 11:07:41 AM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 23, 2018, 10:19:06 AM
I had that happen. Some woman said I wasn’t replying fast enough, so she thinks I’m not that interested and maybe we should cancel our date. I replied, ‘no maybe about it. We definitely need to cancel.’

Lmao

Them easy layups
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 27, 2018, 11:41:39 AM
My latest Bumble match

(https://i.ibb.co/02Q0T9m/Screenshot-20181227-173925-Bumble.jpg)

 :mindblown :leon :ohhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 27, 2018, 11:49:52 AM
I was chatting with a friend the other day who is a therapist and we like to talk about the relationship advice we found works and we were in a way "comparing notes". And he said that he felt that relationships are like buildings you have to build, not mansions you just find. I've certainly heard the "great relationships are 'built' not 'found'" part but honestly I feel like while any 2 people who have the skills and desire could make a relationship work, a truly great relationship is more than just 'two people working' it's the two right people working together. He countered with "OK I could buy that, but how do you find the 'right' person?" I replied with "No idea. That's some secret sauce type shit I honestly have no idea how it works. I just know it does." He absolutely disagreed and stated any two people can have a great relationship if they work together. I can't agree, I think any two could have a working and even good relationship, but lasting romance? fiery passion? keeping that alive and going for years? Yeah, that takes work but there's some magic there that I don't think just any two people can attain. And I'm not talking about this "Oh you have to have similar interests" shit. Nope. Some of the couples with the most incredible relationships I've seen have very little in common outside of their love of each other. Dude told me I should hand in my relationship advice giver badge.  He might be right. But honestly, the more I think about it, the less the working of emotional connection and attraction make sense to me, and the more I get the feeling that it can't really be understood.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on December 27, 2018, 12:04:04 PM
He obviously hasn't met women or men with borderline personality disorder, bipolar disorder, or schizophrenia. Anytime you pick up a hammer to build some shit, the partner starts ripping out counter tops and taking shits on the floor.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 27, 2018, 12:04:16 PM
Yeah, sorry, the “right” person is just the person willing to show up with you time and time again
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 27, 2018, 12:13:16 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 27, 2018, 12:04:16 PM
Yeah, sorry, the “right” person is just the person willing to show up with you time and time again
But how do you find said person?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on December 27, 2018, 12:21:08 PM
You keep looking until the brain chemicals hit you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 27, 2018, 12:56:30 PM
I think there's an assumption that you're making that isn't necessarily a requirement.  "Lasting romance" and "fiery passion" are secondary for a lot of people if they even factor in at all.  A lot of people see that as something that occurs in movies, not in real life or is byproduct of young, immature relationships and the drama associated with those.  I know a couple of people that see their relationship almost as a business arrangement.  They get along, function well together, have similar goals and the same basic moral principles and that's enough for them.  I see it a lot in older couples, especially those well off.  The older people in my wife's family also work this way.  I don't get it, but whatevs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 27, 2018, 03:47:14 PM
I don't get that. And while it might work, I'd argue it's not really a relationship that people envy. like you, I don't get it. Life's too short to spend it with someone that's "bearable" maybe that's just me though
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 27, 2018, 03:54:15 PM
Man, I could really wax poetic about this after a cocktail or two, but no way I can translate my thoughts to the written word

But I feel like you’re ignoring the deep connection of years of active cooperation working to better each other, yourselves, your situation. That kind of consistent, dependable love is quite remarkable imo and could be totallly separate from the passion you’re propping up — it’s much more than bearable

That said we still fuck and oh how we do so maybe that’s not fair to say it’s separate from passion but honestly my wife is probably the only person on this earth who even comes close to really getting me and what drives me, I have had a buffet of pussy in my life and none of it can compare to that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 27, 2018, 08:43:26 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 27, 2018, 03:47:14 PM
I don't get that. And while it might work, I'd argue it's not really a relationship that people envy. like you, I don't get it. Life's too short to spend it with someone that's "bearable" maybe that's just me though

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 27, 2018, 03:54:15 PM
Man, I could really wax poetic about this after a cocktail or two, but no way I can translate my thoughts to the written word

But I feel like you’re ignoring the deep connection of years of active cooperation working to better each other, yourselves, your situation. That kind of consistent, dependable love is quite remarkable imo and could be totallly separate from the passion you’re propping up — it’s much more than bearable 

I like the way Cats put it. Stability and common goals can be just as much of a driver and connection. It’s not enough for me personally, but I’m not one to judge how people decide to love. You’ve got to remember that most people don’t envy open relationships of any kind either and assume it means a failed relationship. *ahem*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 27, 2018, 10:49:28 PM
Do a duet!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 27, 2018, 11:58:32 PM
Yaaaaaaaaass give me that cutsie musical romance realness
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 27, 2018, 11:59:31 PM
Something something August Rush something
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on December 29, 2018, 12:28:26 AM
So yeah, I was in a community theater show and now I'm completely infatuated with the woman who played my wife. We work together but don't see each other and we message each other a LOT about dumb stuff. I don't want to bone her, I just want to be around her.

I've been married for 23 years and now this. This is ridiculous.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on December 29, 2018, 04:36:30 AM
Quote from: zomgee on December 29, 2018, 12:28:26 AM
So yeah, I was in a community theater show and now I'm completely infatuated with the woman who played my wife. We work together but don't see each other and we message each other a LOT about dumb stuff. I don't want to bone her, I just want to be around her.

I've been married for 23 years and now this. This is ridiculous.
go post on resetera if you want to hear reasons to break off your marriage
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on December 29, 2018, 05:44:42 AM
Quote from: Cryo on December 29, 2018, 04:36:30 AM
Quote from: zomgee on December 29, 2018, 12:28:26 AM
So yeah, I was in a community theater show and now I'm completely infatuated with the woman who played my wife. We work together but don't see each other and we message each other a LOT about dumb stuff. I don't want to bone her, I just want to be around her.

I've been married for 23 years and now this. This is ridiculous.
go post on resetera if you want to hear reasons to break off your marriage

Banned for not supporting poly something
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on December 29, 2018, 07:38:00 AM
Quote from: zomgee on December 29, 2018, 12:28:26 AM
So yeah, I was in a community theater show and now I'm completely infatuated with the woman who played my wife. We work together but don't see each other and we message each other a LOT about dumb stuff. I don't want to bone her, I just want to be around her.

I've been married for 23 years and now this. This is ridiculous.

(http://i.imgur.com/9HRpyme.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 30, 2018, 04:45:20 AM
I went to a gay club and no one hit on me.

I think I can confirm that no one wants me.

I’m drunk and the most unwanted person in the world.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 30, 2018, 04:46:22 AM
Oh rahx, id suck your balls if it would give you some solace
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 30, 2018, 05:01:44 AM
1. Get leather pants
2. Go to a BDSM show
3. Take molly
4. Dance/grind/kiss girls (or guys) you’re into
5. ? ? ? ?
6. Profit

edit:
Gonna have sex tomorrow with single mom btw. She’s off work on Sundays.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 30, 2018, 05:14:36 AM
God is real
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on December 30, 2018, 12:41:22 PM
well done
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on December 30, 2018, 12:51:30 PM
We spent weeks recommending a neck tattoo when the real secret was leather pants ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on December 30, 2018, 12:56:17 PM
kanye’s Impact  :preach
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 30, 2018, 01:17:11 PM
Leather pants are only in the realm of tall dudes, right? Like trench coats. I need to see what they do for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 30, 2018, 03:12:39 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 30, 2018, 04:45:20 AM
I went to a gay club and no one hit on me.

I think I can confirm that no one wants me.

I’m drunk and the most unwanted person in the world.

Or maybe we just got of repeating ourselves. :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 30, 2018, 03:18:44 PM
If I got depressed every time I went to a gay bar and no one hit on me, I'd be long dead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on December 30, 2018, 07:12:56 PM
i've never been hit on at a gay bar :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on December 30, 2018, 08:32:03 PM
I have.  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 30, 2018, 08:36:25 PM
Though TBH my lack of Grindr/Hornet action during my last month in Boston has seriously bummed me out. My new haircut didn't help as much as I expected.

Thankfully I get to spend the next six months in forced celibacy so I don't even have to devote mental energy to this rat race anymore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 30, 2018, 09:39:50 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on December 30, 2018, 07:12:56 PM
i've never been hit on at a gay bar :'(

Surprising based on your pics. Although, gay dudes have only hit on me when it was the end of the night and everyone was going their separate ways. I think being in a pack with others makes it too socially intimidating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 30, 2018, 11:38:45 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 30, 2018, 05:01:44 AM
1. Get leather pants
2. Go to a BDSM show
3. Take molly
4. Dance/grind/kiss girls (or guys) you’re into
5. ? ? ? ?
6. Profit

edit:
Gonna have sex tomorrow with single mom btw. She’s off work on Sundays.  :doge
Sex happened and it was great. :smug

No joke, best fuck I’ve had so far.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 30, 2018, 11:45:19 PM
Congrats!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:tauntaun
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 30, 2018, 11:50:01 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/5aLQ4v6.gif)

bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 30, 2018, 11:53:26 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 31, 2018, 12:12:07 AM
On December 30th, too. At the 11th hour, the season finale looked dark, but we pulled through with a happy ending. Season turned out great. God bless
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on December 31, 2018, 01:10:55 AM
(https://im2.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-2-9baa59f9abbb.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on December 31, 2018, 01:33:58 AM
Quote from: shosta on December 31, 2018, 12:12:07 AM
On December 30th, too. At the 11th hour, the season finale looked dark, but we pulled through with a happy ending. Season turned out great. God bless

Sweeps week next year

Atra: "Single mom called me and said she's pregnant"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 31, 2018, 01:47:04 AM
Fb official yet? :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 31, 2018, 04:03:54 AM
I asked this cute girl to be my gf, hope she says yes  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on December 31, 2018, 04:12:44 AM
If I was Valkyrie I wouldn't say no to you bb. Just think about the amount of likes  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 31, 2018, 04:13:08 AM
 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 31, 2018, 04:26:25 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 30, 2018, 11:38:45 PM
No joke, best fuck I’ve had so far.

I mean.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 31, 2018, 05:00:23 AM
Quote from: filler on December 31, 2018, 04:03:54 AM
I asked this cute girl to be my gf, hope she says yes  ::)

Yukiko is pretty sweet, I hope she’s says yes  :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 31, 2018, 07:07:19 AM
Atra went home to be a family man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 31, 2018, 07:15:31 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 31, 2018, 07:07:19 AM
Atra went home to be a family man

Paying child support for another man’s kid like a true marrec :salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 31, 2018, 07:20:18 AM
Congrats on the sex, Atramental.  How did her vag taste?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 31, 2018, 12:16:38 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 30, 2018, 04:46:22 AM
Oh rahx, id suck your balls if it would give you some solace
Even though I was probably the most drunk I’ve ever been, I don’t know if I could do that.

Still that gay bar was probably one of the most fun bars I’ve been to. Id go again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 31, 2018, 01:40:07 PM
So an older woman I've only really corresponded with online randomly sent me nudes under some artistic guise. Basically selfies of her in the shower at interesting angles asking for critiques. We never got to that point where nudes would be in play till now, not even close to it. Just innocent footsies. She fucking lept over all the formalities. She lives in Buffalo, 6 1/2 hours away. Fuck. What makes her so compelling is her personality and dancers body. She has a fetish for Puerto Rican dudes and obsessively goes to merengue classes. Although I feel, with her, things could go Fatal Attraction very fast.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 31, 2018, 12:16:38 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 30, 2018, 04:46:22 AM
Oh rahx, id suck your balls if it would give you some solace
Even though I was probably the most drunk I’ve ever been, I don’t know if I could do that.

Still that gay bar was probably one of the most fun bars I’ve been to. Id go again.

I feel once you get out of your head and enjoy the moment you're more likely to get into those encounters you try to actively find. Its one of the more annoying aspects of finding someone that introverts like you and me seem to not being able to get a handle. Of course body image and social anxiety issues just heighten this roadblock further. You have to really tear down those negative parts of you first.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 31, 2018, 03:50:16 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 31, 2018, 07:20:18 AM
Congrats on the sex, Atramental.  How did her vag taste?
Tasted great.  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 31, 2018, 04:02:16 PM
Ok but what did her asshole taste like?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 31, 2018, 06:10:56 PM
Yeah it’s usually myself that is my worst enemy and it’s a shame because while I am an introvert I can still be pretty social. I mean I do like to go out and be amongst friends.

But on the flip side I have recently meet a girl I do like. She’s dry and sarcastic. She’s pretty cool. I’m pretty sure she thinks im cool. Well I mean she said she thinks I’m cool. I just have to pull the trigger, but I’m just kind of afraid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 31, 2018, 06:37:49 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 31, 2018, 06:10:56 PM
.

But on the flip side I have recently meet a girl I do like. She’s dry and sarcastic. She’s pretty cool. I’m pretty sure she thinks im cool. Well I mean she said she thinks I’m cool. I just have to pull the trigger, but I’m just kind of afraid.

My type of girl too! They tend to be the most interesting to actually have a deep conversation with.

Hopefully she throws out good signs for you to pick up on, then put yourself out on that limb. Its worth the fall.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 31, 2018, 06:53:09 PM
cute girl still hasn't responded  :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on December 31, 2018, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: filler on December 31, 2018, 06:53:09 PM
cute girl still hasn't responded  :maf
Did you ask her in leather pants?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 31, 2018, 07:05:20 PM
She only responds to neck tattoos
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 31, 2018, 07:10:37 PM
I don't wear pants, but I've completely fallen for her  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on December 31, 2018, 07:11:52 PM
Quote from: filler on December 31, 2018, 07:10:37 PM
I don't wear pants
do you at least wear a belt  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 31, 2018, 07:36:44 PM
meeting women through internet messageboards is so hard in 2018, brehs. can't even get a like from women these day  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 31, 2018, 07:43:18 PM
Finally going over to Chinese girl's place tonight
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 31, 2018, 08:46:36 PM
maybe I will, if someone likes all three of my most recent posts in the bad vibes thread  :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 31, 2018, 10:06:45 PM
Filler > rotious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 31, 2018, 10:12:09 PM
if only valk felt that way  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 31, 2018, 10:13:44 PM
I though hottie Buffalo chick was taller but she is my height. Time to put on my goddamn snow shoes this bitch is mine
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 31, 2018, 10:14:45 PM
Well she gave me her phone number so I guess that’s a good sign.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 31, 2018, 11:21:57 PM
Just vid chatted with this woman for an hour. She had this midwest accent that's fucking killing me in the best way. So goddamn hot. It's.like the chick from Fargo but she wanted some Rican dick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 31, 2018, 11:57:02 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 31, 2018, 10:15:59 PM
Fuck you all
Yes, yes I would
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2019, 12:09:46 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 30, 2018, 11:38:45 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 30, 2018, 05:01:44 AM
1. Get leather pants
2. Go to a BDSM show
3. Take molly
4. Dance/grind/kiss girls (or guys) you’re into
5. ? ? ? ?
6. Profit

edit:
Gonna have sex tomorrow with single mom btw. She’s off work on Sundays.  :doge
Sex happened and it was great. :smug

No joke, best fuck I’ve had so far.

(https://i.imgur.com/ay48zzn.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 01, 2019, 12:27:23 AM
Quote from: filler on December 31, 2018, 06:53:09 PM
cute girl still hasn't responded  :maf

Get to the next S.Link level  :expert
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 01, 2019, 02:59:33 AM
And now I guess I got a date with her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 01, 2019, 03:07:35 AM
did you use neck tattoo or leather pants?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2019, 03:12:18 AM
still radio silence from cute messageboard girl  :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 01, 2019, 03:54:42 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on January 01, 2019, 03:07:35 AM
did you use neck tattoo or leather pants?
I just used me bro
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 01, 2019, 04:09:59 AM
Soooo... I don’t want to panic or anything but this is the 2nd time I’m aware that single mom has done coke.

Granted she’s going to nursing school soon and is kinda doing things she can’t normally do due to drug tests and what not but.... eh.

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2019, 04:20:43 AM
is she not sharing? stingy fucking bitch, this could def be a problem going forward.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2019, 04:23:59 AM
she most likely has fucked the guy she gets her coke from and the coke is probably still garbage.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 01, 2019, 07:32:05 AM
Being able to fuck female customers is 99% of the reason anyone chooses to be a coke dealer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on January 01, 2019, 08:32:49 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 01, 2019, 04:09:59 AM
Soooo... I don’t want to panic or anything but this is the 2nd time I’m aware that single mom has done coke.

Granted she’s going to nursing school soon and is kinda doing things she can’t normally do due to drug tests and what not but.... eh.

 :doge
I knew the writers wouldn't let us down  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 01, 2019, 11:46:31 AM
Why you judging coke use you drug doing FRAUD

So go suck a dealers dick and get some free powder
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 01, 2019, 05:43:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 30, 2018, 11:38:45 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 30, 2018, 05:01:44 AM
1. Get leather pants
2. Go to a BDSM show
3. Take molly
4. Dance/grind/kiss girls (or guys) you’re into
5. ? ? ? ?
6. Profit

edit:
Gonna have sex tomorrow with single mom btw. She’s off work on Sundays.  :doge
Sex happened and it was great. :smug

No joke, best fuck I’ve had so far.


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What was this, like the 2nd time overall? :-*
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 01, 2019, 05:57:59 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 31, 2018, 07:43:18 PM
Finally going over to Chinese girl's place tonight
eggplant tofu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2019, 06:05:38 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 01, 2019, 05:49:15 PM
Coke isn’t a big deal, being a cokehead is.

It’s a good sign that she let you know, usually the bad ones will hide it.
the bad ones do hide drug use   :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 01, 2019, 06:13:26 PM
Single mom and I are now just friends.  :doge

It was her idea because she could tell I was a bit put off by her coke habit and that our age difference was a bit much.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 01, 2019, 06:17:48 PM
:stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 01, 2019, 06:21:58 PM
:trumps

edit: there's a lot of other stuff I didn't bring up but... lets just say I'm very happy about this.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 01, 2019, 07:15:46 PM
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-02-2019/XFr27d.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 01, 2019, 07:32:18 PM
Probably for the best.

I think that kind of drug use is a bigger life style choice then say your molly use. And it would probably be a signs of other incompatible viewpoints and life paths.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 01, 2019, 07:45:47 PM
Y'all shoulda fucked and snorted yalls way to Vegas while Grandma watched the keeds
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 01, 2019, 07:52:29 PM
She’s probably like oh he doesn’t want to have coke sex? Next
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 01, 2019, 07:54:56 PM
She's a single mom and she won't take any criticism of her coke usage. It's no wonder she's a single mom. Glad you had fun Atra but don't consider this a loss.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 01, 2019, 07:56:30 PM
Y’all ever had coke sex tho?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2019, 07:59:17 PM
coke sex gay af

now meth sex  8) :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 01, 2019, 09:01:10 PM
It was never going to last, who cares.  He got his dick wet without updating his Facebook relationship status so I’d consider it a victory.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thetylerrob on January 01, 2019, 09:37:50 PM
Isn't coke/meth sex difficult because of stim dick? I wouldn't know.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2019, 09:46:22 PM
on coke I've had times when I couldn't get hard and times when I would get hard but couldn't nut

on meth very few times I couldn't get hard and mostly amazing times when I did
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2019, 10:48:54 PM
I'm beginning to think messageboard girl is not as interested in me as I am in her. Maybe I should have liked more of her posts  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 02, 2019, 12:25:36 AM
Did you send her dick pics yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 02, 2019, 12:33:22 AM
she may have me on ignore  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on January 02, 2019, 03:53:36 AM
Well send them to the rest of us and we'll let her know how your coke/meth dick looks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 02, 2019, 04:37:18 PM
 :wag my naked body belongs to the same person as my naked soul. cute messageboard girl  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 02, 2019, 04:52:18 PM
thank you rye, how dare they ask me for naked pics  :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 02, 2019, 07:38:59 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 31, 2018, 12:12:07 AM
On December 30th, too. At the 11th hour, the season finale looked dark, but we pulled through with a happy ending. Season turned out great. God bless
Starting the season off by undoing the finale and immediately going into a filler arc  :goldberg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2019, 08:12:18 PM
Well, I wasn't expecting single mom to be gacked out on coke on NYE. So.  :doge

Also, she made it seem like her coke phase was in the past but nope.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2019, 08:14:13 PM
NYE is kinda the perfect time for coke, tbh, gotta hit that party endurance
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 02, 2019, 08:56:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 01, 2019, 06:13:26 PM
Single mom and I are now just friends.  :doge

It was her idea because she could tell I was a bit put off by her coke habit
Top Five Explanations For Facebook Status Changes YOU WON'T BELIEVE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 03, 2019, 12:45:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 02, 2019, 08:12:18 PM
Well, I wasn't expecting single mom to be gacked out on coke on NYE. So.  :doge

Also, she made it seem like her coke phase was in the past but nope.  :doge

From the drug users I've known, and it's an admittedly small sample, cocaine is an evil drug with no place in society. One recovering guy I knew said, "When I woke up one morning and realized I wanted to do coke more than I wanted to live, I realized I'd hit bottom."

I won't give you /any/ shit for stepping away from a coke user.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 03, 2019, 01:28:53 PM
coke is a blast. the issue with it is that the main side effect is making you want more coke immediately :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 03, 2019, 01:49:35 PM
A bump of coke just resets your party stamina meter*

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hangover penalty may be increased
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 03, 2019, 08:59:06 PM
I don’t really want to jinx myself but maybe something good is happening with this girl.

I mean today we talked about what games we could play together.

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We both are buying BFV for the xbox :shaq2
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 03, 2019, 10:22:48 PM
So I'm friends with a Pastor (actually I have quite a few pastor friends, now that I think about it)
And we share relationship advice notes often. He has a couples group that he leads and he's asked me to attend so that people can see the differences in relationship advice styles. I told him I thought it was a bad idea, but I won't say no to getting the experience. So we'll see. It's next week. I'll return and report.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 03, 2019, 11:12:13 PM
Mormon pastor?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 03, 2019, 11:13:21 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on January 03, 2019, 11:12:13 PM
Mormon pastor?
Mormons don't have pastors. They have bishops. :snob

And no way is any Mormon asking me to talk to other mormons about anything. Once you leave the church you're persona non grata.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 04, 2019, 02:40:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/3IZCIPc.jpg)

Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 04, 2019, 02:56:15 AM
What about the legality of sniffing coke off of single moms’ asses?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 04, 2019, 03:01:42 AM
there's probably some weird loophole where that's totally kosher because some state senator used to do it.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 04, 2019, 08:18:01 PM
think I need a break from messageboard dating for a while. gonna work on myself and come back strong in a few months or however long, brehs  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 04, 2019, 08:34:03 PM
Quote from: filler on January 04, 2019, 08:18:01 PM
think I need a break from messageboard dating for a while. gonna work on myself and come back strong in a few months or however long, brehs  :)

Live
Laugh
Love
My dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 04, 2019, 11:53:50 PM
Well I asked the girl out in person.....

She said yes...

And that she would send me her schedule so we can plan.

I think things are going well. I mean shes basically said she'd hang out with me twice, gave me her phone number, we've talked a lot through text and in person and she's shared some personal stuff, and yeah she bought Battlefield V so we could play together.

So I mean that sounds great, but maybe it's my need to be negative but I'm not 100% sure she likes me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 04, 2019, 11:58:33 PM
breh, she wants to suck your dick and is choosing to spend her free time with you over other guys. Every decent looking woman has multiple options, for whatever reason, she's picking you. You're so money and you don't even know it  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 05, 2019, 01:38:48 AM
Well I hope you’re right.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 05, 2019, 01:51:55 AM
either way, playing vidya with cute girl>>>>>>>>>>playing vidya alone without cute girl

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 05, 2019, 08:23:52 PM
Well never mind to all that. She said she wasn't actually interested.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 05, 2019, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 05, 2019, 08:23:52 PM
Well never mind to all that. She said she wasn't actually interested.

UghhhhhhhuuHhjhhhhhhhhh
Hhhhjjhhhhhhhh
Hhhhhhhh
Not to you Rahx but everything in general
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 05, 2019, 08:35:43 PM
:stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 05, 2019, 08:40:56 PM
That means Rahx fucking went for it though. Good for you love. Fucking yes on the bravery. Fuck everything else, you extended yourself. Hold your chest out in celebration of that. On to the next one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 05, 2019, 09:10:12 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 05, 2019, 09:18:40 PM
Nahhh filler
Nahhh
Give him this one
please
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 05, 2019, 09:20:35 PM
I bumped into that woman again (the one in that photo who I had on a leash at that BDSM event) at a bar last night.

She seems to be somewhat into me since we kissed each other goodbye on the cheeks and were kinda groping each other before she left with someone else.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 05, 2019, 09:29:19 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 05, 2019, 09:20:35 PM
I bumped into that woman again (the one in that photo who I had on a leash at that BDSM event) at a bar last night.

She seems to be somewhat into me since we kissed each other goodbye on the cheeks and were kinda groping each other before she left with someone else.  :doge

Seize on this with indifference. But nothing beyond that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 05, 2019, 10:45:54 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 05, 2019, 09:18:40 PM
Nahhh filler
Nahhh
Give him this one
please
that was for the girl  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 06, 2019, 02:37:39 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 05, 2019, 09:20:35 PM
I bumped into that woman again (the one in that photo who I had on a leash at that BDSM event) at a bar last night.

She seems to be somewhat into me since we kissed each other goodbye on the cheeks and were kinda groping each other before she left with someone else.  :doge

Wonder what this ne will be into. Heroin?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 06, 2019, 03:18:44 AM
She's too thick to be a heroin addict.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 06, 2019, 12:14:19 PM
That’s meth your thinking of
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 06, 2019, 12:30:31 PM
Chris Farley and Artie Lang managed to be big bois while still on the heroin train. I believe in your girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2019, 01:57:38 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 06, 2019, 03:18:44 AM
She's too thick to be a heroin addict.

Atra's naivete is enduring af.
 :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 06, 2019, 02:42:18 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 05, 2019, 08:40:56 PM
That means Rahx fucking went for it though. Good for you love. Fucking yes on the bravery. Fuck everything else, you extended yourself. Hold your chest out in celebration of that. On to the next one.
Yeah I’m not really going to celebrate another failure. Nor am I looking forward to doing this dance again where you make yourself valunrable and then are let down. But I’m sure I will because I’m an idiot and not actually the loner I pretend to be. Meanwhile I’ll just have to hear about literally everyone in my friend circle meeting women that like them, want to hang out with them, and have sex with them.

The bright side is I bought Battlefield physically and can I guess trade it to Gamestop for $5.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 06, 2019, 04:57:57 PM
Sex cults, drug addicts, Battlefield V players... starting to feel like I should see what degeneracy I can pick up. :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 06, 2019, 05:08:55 PM
watch out for them messageboard girls  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 06, 2019, 11:57:39 PM
Maybe I was a bit too hasty.

Ok, she did'nt actually say anything, but I just like to assume the worst.

I just can't tell. She hasn't followed up on the date plans, but she did text me to play Boarderlands with her. And we did, but we also ended up playing with her friend.

I guess I don't really know what to expect from a woman who may actually be interested in me. I am a dating idiot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 04:57:00 AM
This is starting to sound like what happened with me and [redacted] when on our 2nd meet up I flat out asked her if this was going anywhere/turning into something more because of all the mixed signals I was getting...


edit: part of me is still dying to ask her what the hell she was actually wanting now that a bunch of time has passed but I probably won’t get a straight answer or like the answer I may end up getting...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 07, 2019, 12:30:26 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 06, 2019, 11:57:39 PM
Maybe I was a bit too hasty.

Ok, she did'nt actually say anything, but I just like to assume the worst.

I just can't tell. She hasn't followed up on the date plans, but she did text me to play Boarderlands with her. And we did, but we also ended up playing with her friend.

I guess I don't really know what to expect from a woman who may actually be interested in me. I am a dating idiot.
Lots of women want men to take the initiative on date plans.  They want the man to choose where and to ask about a tentative date.  If you've already agreed on a date then it's also not creepy to be the one who says "hey, so does Friday work to go out?" or something.  It's also the best way to find out if she's really interested in the same thing you are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 07, 2019, 01:12:05 PM
Rahx this is the point where you shimmy up to her window at 1am, tap ever so lightly and be like yo how does Friday sound, you do Thai?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 03:22:12 PM
Welp. Had the meeting with the pastor and his couples group. Outcome was...mixed.

First he introduced me as a fellow relationship "expert" (to which I chuckled and told them he was lying) and he amended it to say that I had helped him in his relationship with this wife,and then introduced all the couples (there were about 8 of them). He proceeds to show this video that's been making the rounds about a husband that's trying to get it on with his wife and she turns down as she's too tired. He complains that she's not the woman he married and leaves. She proceeds to tell him that yes, she's not the same woman, that she's a mom now and she's got kids to worry about, a house to keep and all the motherly duties and they're huge and important and overwhelming, so yeah, she's not the same woman and he needs to understand that. She's got other things on her mind.

The pastor proceeded to go around the room and ask each of the couples what they thought. The women were like "That's so true!" and the men were like "It opened my eyes to her struggle." He got to me and asked me my thoughts, I told him it'd be better to go onto the next topic. He insisted, I told him I thought it was bullshit. That went over like a turd in a beer. A lot of the women were like "So you're saying it's easy to be mom?!" I had to tell them my wife and I are raising 4 kids and yes it's hard, but it's not a get out of jail free card. I went around the room and asked which of the women had jobs, all but 2 did. I asked them if they ever called into work and said they couldn't go into work because they were a mom. They said yes, I asked them what would happen if they did that every day for weeks or months? They admitted they'd get fired. I asked why then did they expect their husbands to put up with it?  Someone countered that husbands should be more understanding than employers. I countered that I got that, but aren't couples always saying their relationship is the most important thing? Why is work more important? I pointed out as well that the video neglected to point out the challenges that the husband was going through. This got the husbands riled up and they were like "Yeah! Being a Dad isn't easy either! But you don't see us cancelling because of a headache!" A few minutes of chaos ensued but my friend was able to turn it into "See? Everyone has challenges. The question you should ask is why haven't you discussed this with each other before? What was keeping you from talking about it?" That was a very salient point that turned the conversation on its head, I totally got why he was a pastor, because it was a master move and lead to some very good conversation. Eventually a few of the ladies turned it back to "Motherhood is hard.", I said that yes it was , but in the end your kids will move out, find their own partners and make their own lives and then you're going to be stuck with a partner you've neglected for 18 years at least and you think they're going to be the same? In the end kids are important, but no one has to live your life but you. Having kids doesn't give you an excuse to put yourself in unhealthy situations. Apply your face mask before aiding others and all that.

Chatted with my friend afterward. I thought it was a bit of a disaster. He said he thought it was really useful to have someone that would disagree with him. He said he found the group to be rather passive and just take his word as "Well, he's the pastor, so he knows best." And it was good to have someone say, "That's bullshit." He said he thought the video was pretty good until I pointed out all the issues with it. He's asked if I'd come back. I'm not so sure. I feel like I only caused confusion. But I do sorta get his point.  We'll see.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 07, 2019, 03:29:12 PM
I mean I guess you all are right. I mean I've gotten this far and she's still talking to me so it's not like she dislikes me. And I haven't angled myself as a friend though I guess that would be fine too. And unlike the the last tinder thing I had I haven't been creepy or too down on myself(have not mentioned any previous dating experince).

Can I just text her about this?

But I also have to remember people are different and this girl is pretty different then most girls I've meet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 07, 2019, 03:30:50 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 07, 2019, 03:29:12 PM
Can I just text her about this?
no, take small steps and don't be dramatic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 07, 2019, 03:39:42 PM
Well yeah I don't mean text her about my frustrations on display here. Of course not, I'm not that much of an idiot.

I mean is it ok to make the date plans through text.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 07, 2019, 03:41:43 PM
I would recommend not calling it a date. "Wanna get mongolian bbq tomorrow?" or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 03:45:43 PM
"You and me. Half a gallon of milk in the parking lot. You in?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 07, 2019, 03:46:25 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 03:22:12 PM
I feel like I only caused confusion. But I do sorta get his point.  We'll see.

Sounds about right to me. Relationships are confusing and there's rarely one solution for every couple.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 07, 2019, 04:08:43 PM
text her a picture of big chungus, then say "sorry, wrong person"  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: filler on January 07, 2019, 04:08:43 PM
text her a picture of big chungus, then say "sorry, wrong person"  :doge
No joking. This is probably the best piece of relationship advice in this whole thread. It's a brilliant move.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 07, 2019, 04:55:27 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: filler on January 07, 2019, 04:08:43 PM
text her a picture of big chungus, then say "sorry, wrong person"  :doge
No joking. This is probably the best piece of relationship advice in this whole thread. It's a brilliant move.

It backfires when she sends him back a pic of her own big chungus.

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OR DOES IT BACKFIRE AT ALL?
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 05:00:51 PM
Quote from: chronovore on January 07, 2019, 04:55:27 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: filler on January 07, 2019, 04:08:43 PM
text her a picture of big chungus, then say "sorry, wrong person"  :doge
No joking. This is probably the best piece of relationship advice in this whole thread. It's a brilliant move.

It backfires when she sends him back a pic of her own big chungus.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
OR DOES IT BACKFIRE AT ALL?
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That's not a backfire :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 07, 2019, 05:22:26 PM
Before you text to ask about date plans, I think you should ask the important questions first.

Such as, "what are your thoughts on choking".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 07, 2019, 05:27:03 PM
Eh I think I'll avoid any creepy things and just continue to play it slow. I don't like it when people apply pressure on me so I'm not going to do it to someone else.

But I still find dating incredibly shitty. I don't know why I can't find a decent girl who simply likes me and shows that. I have to jump through millions of hoops and it's no wonder I'm fucked up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 05:29:51 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 07, 2019, 05:27:03 PM
Eh I think I'll avoid any creepy things and just continue to play it slow. I don't like it when people apply pressure on me so I'm not going to do it to someone else.

But I still find dating incredibly shitty. I don't know why I can't find a decent girl who simply likes me and shows that. I have to jump through millions of hoops and it's no wonder I'm fucked up.
Uhh...that's 80%+ of dating.
(http://www.stickpng.com/assets/images/580b585b2edbce24c47b29f5.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 07, 2019, 05:32:17 PM
I don't see anyone in my social circle beyond say my sister have problems.

Even then everyone I know in thier 20s has had multiple so's or sexual partners by now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 05:35:51 PM
And no one sees the hot mess my practice sessions are on the guitar when I start. They only see the performance and think "Man, I wish I could play like that guy."

same thing. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 07, 2019, 05:38:34 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 05:35:51 PM
And no one sees the hot mess my practice sessions are on the guitar when I start. They only see the performance and think "Man, I wish I could play like that guy."

same thing. :trumps

Damn, that's on point.

There's also the age old saying that when you meet the person you end up with, you never would have met them if your past dating/SOs didn't work out. It's kinda lame because it hand waves away all the time you're miserable until then, but it's also true.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 07, 2019, 06:11:55 PM
Yes I guess you’re right. I just didn’t think it would feel nigh impossible and it doesn’t seem to get any better as you get older.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 07, 2019, 06:25:42 PM
 :doge nothing creepy about big chungus

(https://i.imgur.com/Wou9clu.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 07, 2019, 06:35:43 PM
ok mr. handsome, rich, software engineer. :P Not everyone is a god of relationships
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 06:48:36 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 07, 2019, 06:32:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 03:22:12 PM
Chatted with my friend afterward. I thought it was a bit of a disaster. He said he thought it was really useful to have someone that would disagree with him. He said he found the group to be rather passive and just take his word as "Well, he's the pastor, so he knows best." And it was good to have someone say, "That's bullshit." He said he thought the video was pretty good until I pointed out all the issues with it. He's asked if I'd come back. I'm not so sure. I feel like I only caused confusion. But I do sorta get his point.  We'll see.

Yeah dude it's a good thing you were there to disagree;  but that whole situation sounds so silly to me.  Who are these people that need some video to explain this all to them?  lol
Dude, It astounds me how people think that relationships build themselves. Something like 70% of the issues people come to me with are solved with a basic "Have you thought about talking about this with your partner?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 07:40:45 PM
Got a hiking “date” lined up with a girl who I went to that strip club (with a bunch of other friends).  :doge

She’s chubby at the moment and is trying to lose weight but I’ve seen her pics when she’s fit and she’s pretty cute.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on January 07, 2019, 07:41:41 PM
Long term weight loss investment :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 07:46:20 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 07:40:45 PM
She’s chubby
Pro tip. If you're not OK just leaving at this and she were to stay the same size then don't waste either of yours' time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 07, 2019, 07:47:02 PM
but also get her on keto cause fuck it, worth a shot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 07:48:50 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 07:46:20 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 07:40:45 PM
She’s chubby
Pro tip. If you're not OK just leaving at this and she were to stay the same size then don't waste either of yours' time.
Her current size is fine cuz... I’ve fucked fatter.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 07, 2019, 08:12:19 PM
I don’t even know what “chubby” is today. All my online dating matches have been what I’d call chubby but not like overweight, but I also don’t just think a girl who’s not super skinny is chubby. I showed one of my female coworkers them and she thought they were pretty. I don’t know, maybe my tastes are fucked up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 08:20:29 PM
Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 07, 2019, 08:48:52 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on January 07, 2019, 07:41:41 PM
Long term weight loss investment :playa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yViS2QEzPLY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 07, 2019, 09:06:30 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 08:20:29 PM
Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with.  :doge
soon to be (((redacted))) girl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 09:09:29 PM
Quote from: filler on January 07, 2019, 09:06:30 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 08:20:29 PM
Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with.  :doge
soon to be (((redacted))) girl
:dead

I can't believe that actually got me  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 03:32:39 AM
Well she texted me again to play video games again. Albeit with her friend. Though she stayed online a bit afterword to talk for a few.

Maybe things are going ok. Maybe she like to take things slow. I think I do to as I’m a reserved person who doesn’t like to rush into things and finds it more natural to slowly get to know people. I don’t know, but the flip side of my brain also gets nervous and wants to simply know but even if she said she liked me or whatever I’d probably find something else to worry about.

Everyone’s advice is to just not overthink things. And it’s something I really need to do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 08, 2019, 12:20:20 PM
Here's what I'd do.

1) Assume nothing is going to happen
2) I don't have so many friends that I can turn away people that want to be my friend. Maybe you do, but I don't.
3) Use this as a way to get comfortable around people of the opposite sex and meet other people like her.
4) DO NOT allow yourself to become a shoulder to cry on, unless you're OK with this never moving out of the friend zone.
5) Don't follow her around like a puppy dog.  Do things as they are convenient to you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 03:08:55 PM
Yeah I already got the feeling that she probably just wanted to be friends. Which is fine. It’s not like I’m going to dislike a person for that. But yes that’s the vibe I get. Though it would have been easier to just say that from the get go and not even agree to hang out, but yes I get she probably didn’t want to hurt my feelings.

And I am comfortable around women......women who I don’t want to have sex with.

And you’re right I have to be happy with myself and it’s not like I hate myself or anything. I think I’m an ok person who can be pretty fun to be around with.

But it’s hard to be happy when I feel so unfulfilled and a loser in the sex and women area. I mean I’m a 28 male who has had one ok sexual experience and I get that it’s not as uncommon as I probably think it is but I like sex and I like women and it’s so frustrating and you lose motivation and a positive outlook when you keep faking. I’m just getting really tired of making myself valunerable and I know Puppy’s guitar example is the truth but it dosing make you feel better when it seems everyone is at least having some success regardless of how much or how little they try.

I mean at some point I don’t even know what I’m supposed to do. Like I don’t want to buy escorts for sex and I don’t want to become bitter.

I mean this is just me ranting. In a few days or weeks or whatever I probably won’t even care anymore it I mean I’ll probably just fall into this again.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 04:02:14 PM
Well I hope dating in my 30s is better though I’m not looking forward to older women with children. My 20s are a wash.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 08, 2019, 04:11:07 PM
Older women with children :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 08, 2019, 04:57:09 PM
What do you do if the girl or boy you're dating is so culturally illiterate that thier idea of an 'arteur Hollywood director' is M. Night Shyamalan?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 05:07:07 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 08, 2019, 04:11:07 PM
Older women with children :drool
Having to take care of someone else’s child does not sound appealing at all. I get that it reflects poorly on me, but I don’t like the idea. Well it’s not like I’m dating anytime soon. I just wish my 20s would have been better. My learning experiences seem fucked up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 08, 2019, 05:10:05 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 08, 2019, 04:11:07 PM
Older women with children :drool


Out of context, this post has terrible optics. Yikes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 08, 2019, 05:14:54 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on January 08, 2019, 04:57:09 PM
What do you do if the girl or boy you're dating is so culturally illiterate that thier idea of an 'arteur Hollywood director' is M. Night Shyamalan?

Is it the red pill or the blue pill that will allow you to masturbate to your waifus?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 05:27:56 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 08, 2019, 05:08:22 PM
Your hormones might help you get over the lack of sex aspect in your 30s.  Or you'll end up like me with a debilitating sex addiction raw dogging strange women while your wife runs errands for an hour.
So what you're telling me is I"ll lose my sex drive and I never got to use it.

Why don't I just off myself now.

Why would I even want to date by then?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 08, 2019, 05:47:36 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on January 08, 2019, 04:57:09 PM
What do you do if the girl or boy you're dating is so culturally illiterate that thier idea of an 'arteur Hollywood director' is M. Night Shyamalan?

Take them to see Glass?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 08, 2019, 05:52:21 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 07, 2019, 03:22:12 PM
I feel like I only caused confusion. But I do sorta get his point.  We'll see.

Sounds like these people needed to be confused/presented with conflicting arguments to really consider their relationships. Sounds like a very interesting situation to be put in, I'd be so instantly dubious of anyone claiming to be something like a "relationship expert" (not that you did, the pastor tho lol), but I can see group therapy like that being quite nice for older insular couples needing a bit of perspective.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 08, 2019, 07:48:41 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 04:02:14 PM
Well I hope dating in my 30s is better though I’m not looking forward to older women with children. My 20s are a wash.

If it makes you feel any better I've had 2 long term relationships while in my 30's, my ex and also my current girlfriend are both in their 20's, no kids.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 08, 2019, 07:51:24 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 04:02:14 PM
Well I hope dating in my 30s is better though I’m not looking forward to older women with children. My 20s are a wash.

You ever had to shit so badly you resigned to dumping in a shit smeared vomit covered McD's bathroom? Thats how women approach dating in their 30s
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 07:56:31 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 08, 2019, 07:51:24 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 04:02:14 PM
Well I hope dating in my 30s is better though I’m not looking forward to older women with children. My 20s are a wash.

You ever had to shit so badly you resigned to dumping in a shit smeared vomit covered McD's bathroom? Thats how women approach dating in their 30s
This isn’t really an encouraging analogy. And I’m sure most of them themselves will be experienced and not wanting someone who still has to ask a gaming forum for help.

But you know at this point I’m just ranting.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 08, 2019, 07:57:09 PM
Atra, we support your quest into the BSDM scene but don't you think this is a bit too much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OPW0UzucgY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 08, 2019, 08:17:29 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 08, 2019, 07:58:45 PM
Ew who dates women in their 30s?
60 year olds
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 08:33:30 PM
I mean you can joke, but even most of you have to admit it would have sucked to not really have any sex during your 20s and to skip having sex with 20 year olds.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 08, 2019, 08:37:50 PM
20 year olds are still in play, you just gotta up your game. Passing into your 30s isnt like being exiled in Judge Dredd. Plus younger women seem to like dating older dudes. The ball is in your court my friend. Always has been always will be. I like older women because theyre all about that fuck and run lifestyle, the ones jaded enough like me.

Now finding that ride or die, thats the dream  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 08, 2019, 08:39:50 PM
It sounds like you need to get yourself a much more outgoing wingman friend, Rahx.

My boy H. and I have been getting into all sorts of crazy shenanigans. Plus, we're both kinda fruity and some girls seem to dig that.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 08, 2019, 09:02:20 PM
As a man, 20 year olds are pretty much always on the plate, tbh. In fact, it could be easier for you to get a 20something in your 30s. Potentially even MORE easy in your 40s if you become the right kind of 40 year old. If fucking girls in their 20s is your only goal in life 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 08, 2019, 09:44:44 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 05:07:07 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 08, 2019, 04:11:07 PM
Older women with children :drool
Having to take care of someone else’s child does not sound appealing at all. I get that it reflects poorly on me, but I don’t like the idea. Well it’s not like I’m dating anytime soon. I just wish my 20s would have been better. My learning experiences seem fucked up.

I presume CCC was referring mainly to the phenomenon that said women tend to have massive knockers due to the effects of childbirth. :drool






...a phenomenon which I've been told may not exist and the exact opposite may occur in most cases.  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 08, 2019, 09:46:05 PM
I have an easy time dating girls in their 20s when I’m in my 30s.  Most guys in their twenties are garbage.  It’s easy pickings if you have your shit together.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 08, 2019, 09:46:22 PM
Btw, I got laid recently after a long dry spell. The lady in question was a Russian cougar.

Overall, not bad.  :obama
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 08, 2019, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 08:20:29 PM
Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with.  :doge

A chubby Jewish girl, eh?  How are her tits?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 08, 2019, 10:09:25 PM
Hate to admit it, but I was kind of a late bloomer, so I didn't really get much action with girls in their 20s when I was in my 20s. To this day I've only dated a handful of them. The vast, vast majority of my partners have been over 30. Not that there's anything wrong with that per se, but let's be real, 20 year olds are built differently. I got pretty close to snagging a few while I was finishing up my degree, but they tended to fall through ,sadly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 08, 2019, 10:11:52 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 08, 2019, 09:46:22 PM
Btw, I got laid recently after a long dry spell. The lady in question was a Russian cougar.
Just sent this to Robert Mueller.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 08, 2019, 10:18:12 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 08, 2019, 09:46:22 PM
Btw, I got laid recently after a long dry spell. The lady in question was a Russian cougar.

Overall, not bad.  :obama

Russian cougar Fuuck :drool

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 08, 2019, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 08:20:29 PM
Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with.  :doge

A chubby Jewish girl, eh?  How are her tits?

Any answer other than fucking massive has to be a fabrication
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 09, 2019, 12:36:53 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 08, 2019, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 08:20:29 PM
Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with.  :doge

A chubby Jewish girl, eh?  How are her tits?
They’re pretty large.

KHAZAR MILKERS as the 4chan kiddies would say.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 09, 2019, 01:45:15 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 09, 2019, 12:36:53 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 08, 2019, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 08:20:29 PM
Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with.  :doge

A chubby Jewish girl, eh?  How are her tits?
They’re pretty large.

KHAZAR MILKERS as the 4chan kiddies would say.  :doge
(https://i.imgur.com/ZJzpHa7.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 09, 2019, 02:06:38 AM
:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 09, 2019, 03:33:43 AM
 :thinking (.)(.)  :thinking (((______)))

(((.)(.)))

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 09, 2019, 04:53:42 AM
Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 09, 2019, 09:09:26 AM
God’s chosen people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 09, 2019, 12:40:41 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 09, 2019, 04:53:42 AM
Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.

Polish and Irish women too, although the latter usually have flat asses...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2019, 01:30:48 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 09, 2019, 12:40:41 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 09, 2019, 04:53:42 AM
Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.

Polish and Irish women too, although the latter usually have flat asses...

The Irish curse
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 09, 2019, 03:17:40 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 09, 2019, 04:53:42 AM
Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.
Quoi?
I've never seen an average jewish woman whose boobs could out do an average black woman's boobs. :confused
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 09, 2019, 05:02:26 PM
I lost my virginity to a big boobed Jewish chick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 09, 2019, 05:03:46 PM
Actually, so did I. She looks pretty close to Abigail Shapiro, too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 09, 2019, 05:54:00 PM
Rachel Bloom :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 09, 2019, 06:05:42 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 09, 2019, 12:40:41 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 09, 2019, 04:53:42 AM
Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.

Polish and Irish women too, although the latter usually have flat asses...

Definitely agreed on the Polish, but Irish? I mean, they tend to be hot, sure, but in my experiences I haven't encountered many that were busty.

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 09, 2019, 03:17:40 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 09, 2019, 04:53:42 AM
Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.
Quoi?
I've never seen an average jewish woman whose boobs could out do an average black woman's boobs. :confused

Well, yeah. In terms of absolute size, I think you're right. Black chicks on average are way bigger. But more Jewish women on average may be busty compared to the average black woman. At least, from what I've seen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 09, 2019, 06:23:49 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 09, 2019, 05:54:00 PM
Rachel Bloom :drool

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/97/d5/c3/97d5c32d3482aec2ea6ab75d62c7d5a7.png)

:drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 09, 2019, 06:27:36 PM
Almost makes up for her god awful song she sang on Bill Nye’s Netflix shitfest.  Almost.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 09, 2019, 07:09:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hMw0VVe.jpg?1)


Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, we watched the first part of 120 Days of Sodom at my friend H.'s apartment and openly talked about a Serbian Film.

So, this one is a keeper for sure.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 09, 2019, 07:57:30 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 09, 2019, 07:09:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hMw0VVe.jpg?1)


Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, we watched the first part of 120 of Sodom at my friend H.'s apartment and openly talked about a Serbian Film.

So, this one is a keeper for sure.  :doge

"Hiking Speedo"? Clearly this is the untapped market your career is heading towards.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 10, 2019, 02:21:49 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 09, 2019, 03:17:40 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 09, 2019, 04:53:42 AM
Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.
Quoi?
I've never seen an average jewish woman whose boobs could out do an average black woman's boobs. :confused
Black Israelites  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 10, 2019, 06:38:39 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 08, 2019, 09:46:05 PM
I have an easy time dating girls in their 20s when I’m in my 30s.  Most guys in their twenties are garbage.  It’s easy pickings if you have your shit together.
I can believe this. But I’m also pretty sure you had plenty of sex and female experience from your 20s to learn from and build upon into your 30s so of course “you can have your shit together”. Good luck being a 30 year old who fucks like a teen because of no experience to learn from. Yes, I’m sure that’s appealing.

Comments like these are just cold comforts to me.

My friend messaged me today to ask me about the new girl and I told him it probably won’t happen. And his reply was the usual bs.

“Oh it will eventually happen. It happens when you don’t expect it”

Well that’s a nice thought but I haven’t been expecting it for over 10 years now. How many years do I have to wait? Seems to happen quite often to others. Why do I have to wait such a long time and when did waiting become how this happens?

“Oh don’t obsess over it”.

That’s fine, but I’m not. I go about my life like I normally would. I enjoy things like I normally would. I’m not physically hurt. I just become frustrated because I’m a normal person who would like to have sex and connect with others. I don’t think that’s abnormal to want or think about.

I’m sure his heart is in the right place and it’s all anyone can say. Though these things all come from people who have had plenty of sex and relationships and have no reason to doubt their ability to have them again.

And yeah I know this is just me whining, but I just need to because in the end I know most of what people say is correct but I’m still annoyed at it.

But in more less whining news I guess I’m ok just being friends with the girl. Which I guess means I’ve passed the incel douche test. We’ve been playing Battlefield and texting recently and I guess I’m happy with it staying like  that. I mean I get the vibe that she just wants friends and that’s cool. I do like having someone to play video games with. She’s a funny Daria like girl. And at least further evidence to me that some women think I’m ok at least.

But I guess as a resort of seeing that road kind of “close” I restarted tinder but it’s just the same people and this isn’t the way I like to meet people.

So I mean I feel like I’m just kind of at zero again. I don’t like online dating, there’s no real prospects, and my social circle has no women I’d be interested in.But I guess I know I’m not a shitty person, so there’s that. Well thank god for porn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on January 10, 2019, 09:56:39 AM
Oh man, what would i give for a hot gamer chick. Most good looking women here are pretty basic and boring.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 10, 2019, 10:54:26 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on January 10, 2019, 09:56:39 AM
Oh man, what would i give for a hot gamer chick. Most good looking women here are pretty basic and boring.

Are you near DC? Go to Magfest if so, lots of good looking gamer chicks there. Or if not try to find a local gaming con.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: D3RANG3D on January 10, 2019, 10:56:08 AM
Quote from: filler on January 09, 2019, 01:45:15 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 09, 2019, 12:36:53 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 08, 2019, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 08:20:29 PM
Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with.  :doge

A chubby Jewish girl, eh?  How are her tits?
They’re pretty large.

KHAZAR MILKERS as the 4chan kiddies would say.  :doge
(https://i.imgur.com/ZJzpHa7.jpg)

Ben Shapiro's sister  :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on January 10, 2019, 12:06:14 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 10, 2019, 10:54:26 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on January 10, 2019, 09:56:39 AM
Oh man, what would i give for a hot gamer chick. Most good looking women here are pretty basic and boring.

Are you near DC? Go to Magfest if so, lots of good looking gamer chicks there. Or if not try to find a local gaming con.

It's only 7000km to DC over the ocean  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 10, 2019, 12:38:07 PM
I don't think there is any correlation between having a lot of partners and being good at sex. If you're horny, in decent shape, and pay attention to your partners cues then you're going to be able to navigate in the direction that they want.

That's why the first time you bang is always a little awkward since it's just hands everywhere as you get to know each others preferences.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on January 10, 2019, 01:24:03 PM
Quote from: Nabbis on January 10, 2019, 12:06:14 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 10, 2019, 10:54:26 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on January 10, 2019, 09:56:39 AM
Oh man, what would i give for a hot gamer chick. Most good looking women here are pretty basic and boring.

Are you near DC? Go to Magfest if so, lots of good looking gamer chicks there. Or if not try to find a local gaming con.

It's only 7000km to DC over the ocean  :doge

Do it, if Atra can drive 3 hours for a dead-end date you can fly across the pond for a chance to ogle hot gamer chicks  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 10, 2019, 01:58:12 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on January 10, 2019, 12:38:07 PM
I don't think there is any correlation between having a lot of partners and being good at sex. If you're horny, in decent shape, and pay attention to your partners cues then you're going to be able to navigate in the direction that they want.

That's why the first time you bang is always a little awkward since it's just hands everywhere as you get to know each others preferences.
Theres probably a correlation with having a better idea and being more comfortable doing it.

And I wasn’t talking about number of partners. I was talking about number of times doing it in general.

I’ve had only one sexual encounter that was with someone I liked that wasn’t awkward and was actually fun because I was comfortable with the person. That kind of blows as I approach 30.

But hey I guess you lose your sex drive in your 30s so it doesn’t matter.

I wonder how all of you who are saying it’s no big deal sex life was in your late teens early 20s. I know the answer really is there is no personal time table blah blah blah, but still.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 10, 2019, 03:24:59 PM
I haven't lost my sex drive yet.  Going on 33 and I think I'm worse than I was 10 years ago to be honest. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 10, 2019, 03:38:04 PM
it's all about empathy. and noises.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 10, 2019, 03:45:26 PM
Pressing lightly on the anus :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 10, 2019, 03:52:15 PM
You guys are weird.  The extra life is won by licking her butthole.  Because even if you nut in 3 seconds flat, she'll give you another shot because you had your tongue up her ass for 30 minutes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 10, 2019, 03:53:23 PM
Wait, her butthole? I was talking about mine.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 10, 2019, 04:47:44 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 10, 2019, 03:24:59 PM
I haven't lost my sex drive yet.  Going on 33 and I think I'm worse than I was 10 years ago to be honest.
For me it's not that my sex drive is higher. It's that its "wiser" if that makes any sense.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 10, 2019, 05:58:05 PM
(http://media2.giphy.com/media/26n79z2k04VqTSv7i/source.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 10, 2019, 06:24:48 PM
Glute bridges and hip thrusts for days at the gym
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 10, 2019, 06:41:23 PM
That time when it's almost February and all your friends are making plans to be unavailable for weeks doing Valentines stuff with their SOs and you've got no plans all month...  :'(

I messaged and was talking to a bunch of people around thanksgiving/early december to the point where I was overwhelmed by too many people talking to and couldn't keep up texting them all regularly. So about a month ago I stopped using all online dating apps and just focused on the people left that I was talking to and going on first dates with them. Went on a handful, nothing worked out. So now thinking about starting fresh again and messaging some new people.

I think if I do I'm going old-school and just messaging/meeting 1 person at a time. It sucks because when they don't message you back you've got nothing else going on and no one else to talk to, but it frees up more time. Problem is I've already found 2 people that liked my profile and I'm interested in replying back to so gonna break the rule off the bat and start talking to 2 people :X Don't want to wait it out and then they're 3 weeks into dating someone else and getting serious when we have our first date and then they're gone.

One of the gals is almost 6'  :heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 10, 2019, 07:18:58 PM
Quote from: Glen on January 10, 2019, 06:21:03 PM
You really only need to fuck like 10-20 times to get the hang of it IMO. Read some articles too. The dick game isn't that difficult. Just don't blow early and pay attention to her vocalizations and movement and breathing. Don't be afraid to ask her what angle is working. Women will usually want different thrusts in the different stages leading up to orgasm. Also, if they tell you "Right there!" or "Just like that, just like that," keep doing that.

Cardiovascular fitness also helps. Sometimes right before they reach orgasm, they just want to get fucked hard, and you can't be getting out of breath and shit. If you can run at least 2 miles, you're probably fine on that front.
And let me guess. You figured this out before you were 30.

But it doesn’t matter right now because I won’t be having sex anytime soon. I don’t even want to attempt to meet people right now. Doing this routine over and over again is depressing. I don’t know how people do it. It’s scary.

Maybe in 2020 when I’m 30 and 30 year old women are so desperate the standards are super low.

I’m just worried if I’m going to become more fucked up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 10, 2019, 07:41:14 PM
All I can say is that every woman I've had sex with has invited me back a second time. That's my personal barometer for success. 8)

Quote from: Mupepe on January 10, 2019, 03:24:59 PM
I haven't lost my sex drive yet.  Going on 33 and I think I'm worse than I was 10 years ago to be honest.

Holy shit, you're younger than me you son of a bitch! :punch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 10, 2019, 08:01:16 PM
Weird thing about sex. To be good at it you have to be both confident and unconfident. If that makes sense?
You have to be confident enough so they don't feel like you're a loser or completely lost. But at the same time, you can't be so confident that you're like "Don't worry I know what you'll like" and not listen. A lot of the complaints I've heard from women about their sex partners was an excess of confidence and they didn't listen.

Key thing is, if you just listen and watch for the queues you'll be fine.  Another odd thing about sex, when it comes to pleasing women it's 90% technique and 10% enthusiasm. For men, reverse those numbers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 10, 2019, 09:53:07 PM
Every girl is going to be different.  There is no one size fits all approach.  Although generally I like to test the waters by fingerbanging her.  There’s actually a porno floating out there on the internet of me getting a porn star off in less than 20 seconds by fingerblasting her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 10, 2019, 09:56:50 PM
learning how to to fingerblast the shit out of a girl is a good bet. With one of my exes, normal routine was have sex, I finish, and then I just go to town for like thirty seconds or a minute for "her turn". Or the reverse order.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on January 11, 2019, 12:32:45 AM
Quote from: KissVibes on January 10, 2019, 10:25:09 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 10, 2019, 10:54:26 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on January 10, 2019, 09:56:39 AM
Oh man, what would i give for a hot gamer chick. Most good looking women here are pretty basic and boring.

Are you near DC? Go to Magfest if so, lots of good looking gamer chicks there. Or if not try to find a local gaming con.

I've never read a bigger lie in MY LIFE.

LOL
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 11, 2019, 02:15:24 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 10, 2019, 07:18:58 PM
But it doesn’t matter right now because I won’t be having sex anytime soon. I don’t even want to attempt to meet people right now. Doing this routine over and over again is depressing. I don’t know how people do it. It’s scary.

Maybe in 2020 when I’m 30 and 30 year old women are so desperate the standards are super low.

I’m just worried if I’m going to become more fucked up.

So you want to be good at sex to make yourself feel good? I think I just solved an upside down puzzle.

But seriously, your attitude towards your dick is the same one an internet troll takes towards their keyboard. A bit uncouth.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 11, 2019, 02:38:05 AM
rahx needs some good dope whores in his life. have a bunch of nasty bareback sex with some sluts who like to party with coke/meth/whatever puts them in thotmode.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 11, 2019, 05:03:04 AM
Is filler a hillbilly or something
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 11, 2019, 05:07:20 AM
says the bogan  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 11, 2019, 05:19:20 AM
https://youtu.be/HV_O3BA5e28
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 11, 2019, 05:36:07 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on January 11, 2019, 02:15:24 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 10, 2019, 07:18:58 PM
But it doesn’t matter right now because I won’t be having sex anytime soon. I don’t even want to attempt to meet people right now. Doing this routine over and over again is depressing. I don’t know how people do it. It’s scary.

Maybe in 2020 when I’m 30 and 30 year old women are so desperate the standards are super low.

I’m just worried if I’m going to become more fucked up.

So you want to be good at sex to make yourself feel good? I think I just solved an upside down puzzle.

But seriously, your attitude towards your dick is the same one an internet troll takes towards their keyboard. A bit uncouth.
I mean I don't think that's what I'm saying. I'm saying being a sexual loser is'nt going to be appealing to anyone. I'm saying having no experince is'nt going to help attract anyone as no one especially in thier 30s is going to want to be with someone who really hasn't had sex. I'm saying that missing experiences that normal people is'nt going to help me actually have any success in dating. I don't know how I can be uncouth to something I don't get to use.

I get that it's an uphill battle, but it's not a very pleasant one.

And what puzzle? Oh no I want to be good and take part in an activity that humanity as a whole enjoys. The horror.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 11, 2019, 05:38:36 AM
Quote from: nachobro on January 08, 2019, 08:17:29 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 08, 2019, 07:58:45 PM
Ew who dates women in their 30s?
60 year olds
:woken
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 11, 2019, 05:48:35 AM
Quote from: shosta on January 10, 2019, 09:56:50 PM
learning how to to fingerblast the shit out of a girl is a good bet. With one of my exes, normal routine was have sex, I finish, and then I just go to town for like thirty seconds or a minute for "her turn". Or the reverse order.

Aka priming the pump
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on January 11, 2019, 06:06:22 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 10, 2019, 08:01:16 PM
Key thing is, if you just listen and watch for the queues you'll be fine.  Another odd thing about sex, when it comes to pleasing women it's 90% technique and 10% enthusiasm. For men, reverse those numbers.

Is this about some gangbang situation? And a bisexual one, too :thinking

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:drool
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 11, 2019, 08:57:49 PM
Sometimes I’ll come up behind my gf, kiss her neck while using my left hand to (very lightly) tease and twist on her left nipple while using my right hand to rub her clit.  She loves it.  There’s a free tip for you, Rahxephon.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 11, 2019, 10:06:34 PM
Hopefully I’ll remember it if I ever get the chance to use it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 11, 2019, 10:08:04 PM
Sometimes I come behind my wife and we share a burning, passionate, romantic decades long relationship that touches our very souls. She loves it. Another free tip for you, Rahx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 11, 2019, 10:30:03 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 11, 2019, 08:57:49 PM
Sometimes I’ll come up behind my gf, kiss her neck while using my left hand to (very lightly) tease and twist on her left nipple while using my right hand to rub her clit.  She loves it.  There’s a free tip for you, Rahxephon.
Fuck you. Kiss my neck and twist my nipple dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2019, 10:30:30 PM
Well of the 2 people I was gonna message with my fresh start, the 6' tall one immediately unmatched me. Guess she didn't see my height the first time! Never giving up the dream of dating a cool tall gal.
The other person I messaged but haven't heard back. Fingers crossed! Not gonna message other people in the meantime, just gonna do other stuff and give it a day or two.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 11, 2019, 11:20:24 PM
“Oh don’t worry about anything”

Says people who don’t have these problems.

And yes 30 is older and when you’re supposed to be more mature. Where you’re supposed to have an actual clue. 20s are where you were supposed to make your mistakes and learn from it. Not waste them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 11, 2019, 11:58:01 PM
Less whining. More twisting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 12, 2019, 12:48:00 AM
try n untwist my balloon knot with your tongue, rahx. I'll learn you everything you need to know, big boy  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 12, 2019, 11:16:25 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 07, 2019, 07:40:45 PM
Got a hiking “date” lined up with a girl who I went to that strip club (with a bunch of other friends).  :doge

She’s chubby at the moment and is trying to lose weight but I’ve seen her pics when she’s fit and she’s pretty cute.
Had sex last night with her.  :mynicca

Also, she’s not Jewish lol.  :doge

But her milkers are still big. :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on January 12, 2019, 07:30:57 PM
my girl makes me come fast but i'm not embarrassed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 12, 2019, 09:31:25 PM
Quote from: Glen on January 12, 2019, 12:57:31 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 11, 2019, 11:20:24 PM
“Oh don’t worry about anything”

Says people who don’t have these problems.

And yes 30 is older and when you’re supposed to be more mature. Where you’re supposed to have an actual clue. 20s are where you were supposed to make your mistakes and learn from it. Not waste them.

These problems are totally surmountable. That's the point.




I was 24 when I had my first real, solid relationship. Everything I had in college was a bunch of drunk fuck-buddy shit. Now I'm in a happy relationship at 34. You'll be my age in 5 years. I don't consider myself a romantic failure. 5 years you have before you're my age.

It doesn't fucking matter when you learn this shit as long as you do learn it.
I mean I wouldn’t call you a sexual loser either....

On account that you had plenty of sex in college, sex probably after college, and an actual relationship before 30.

I mean you’ve kind of proved my point here man.

At this point even the “loser” of my friend group has a steady girlfriend and not sex then I ever will. Even Atra is doing better than me.

Also what 30+ year old women probably with a kid is going to want someone starting from 0? None. It’s impossible for you to relate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on January 12, 2019, 09:35:53 PM
i've had plenty of sex and i can barely manage five minutes if i find her hot, and that's if i'm lucky
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 12, 2019, 09:52:09 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on January 12, 2019, 07:30:57 PM
my girl makes me come fast but i'm not embarrassed

I miss the time where this was taken as a sign of endearment. Porn had fucked us all up. I aint tryna fuck for 2 hours.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 13, 2019, 03:20:01 AM
Quote from: TEEEPO on January 12, 2019, 09:35:53 PM
i've had plenty of sex and i can barely manage five minutes if i find her hot, and that's if i'm lucky
Is that why you lasted 30 minutes with me ?! :brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 15, 2019, 01:12:07 PM
Gf and I moving in together next month

Rut row
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 15, 2019, 01:38:18 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 16, 2019, 02:45:22 PM
Got the number of a girl I've known casually for a while.  We started talking and maybe its been a while since I've dealt with crazy, but jesus fucking christ she's crazy.  Not even the hot kind of crazy.   Like insane hot/cold shit going on.  For example, out of nowhere yesterday right after we met up she sends a text saying thank you for seeing her and blah blah, real nice.  Then within a few minutes turns into a huge nutter and ends with shit like "oh you think just because I talk to you I like you?  I talk to lots of people I don't like" like with no hint of a joke.  So I said whatevs and left it with something like "well okay then".  Then she texts me this morning with a "so you're not talking to me anymore?" and doing the same shit.  yeahhhhhhhh.  fuck this.  She's not young either.  Just fucking crazy.  I don't know if she thinks it's hot or what, but fuck that. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 16, 2019, 02:55:25 PM
When I see women like that I always think that the reason they're like that is because they're used to being allowed to be like that. Good for you for being like "Nope"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 16, 2019, 03:13:14 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 16, 2019, 02:45:22 PM
Got the number of a girl I've known casually for a while.  We started talking and maybe its been a while since I've dealt with crazy, but jesus fucking christ she's crazy.  Not even the hot kind of crazy.   Like insane hot/cold shit going on.  For example, out of nowhere yesterday right after we met up she sends a text saying thank you for seeing her and blah blah, real nice.  Then within a few minutes turns into a huge nutter and ends with shit like "oh you think just because I talk to you I like you?  I talk to lots of people I don't like" like with no hint of a joke.  So I said whatevs and left it with something like "well okay then".  Then she texts me this morning with a "so you're not talking to me anymore?" and doing the same shit.  yeahhhhhhhh.  fuck this.  She's not young either.  Just fucking crazy.  I don't know if she thinks it's hot or what, but fuck that. 

Shes def hoping you'll simp out and lean into the chase for her. Little does she know who she's tryna play
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 16, 2019, 04:01:07 PM
Yeah, that’s a single mans trap there, good dodge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 16, 2019, 07:11:40 PM
Yeah I figured she has flunky dudes that put up with that shit. She apparently isn’t ignored often because she flipped her lid over that too and I just felt even better. Shame because we got along good and she was cool... until she was nuts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 16, 2019, 10:11:51 PM
late night thought: it's kinda weird how I'm facebook friends with all the women I've slept with so far  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 16, 2019, 10:43:01 PM
mupepe da gawd  8)


atra, that's like 3 people  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 17, 2019, 04:01:56 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 16, 2019, 02:45:22 PM
Got the number of a girl I've known casually for a while.  We started talking and maybe its been a while since I've dealt with crazy, but jesus fucking christ she's crazy.  Not even the hot kind of crazy.   Like insane hot/cold shit going on.  For example, out of nowhere yesterday right after we met up she sends a text saying thank you for seeing her and blah blah, real nice.  Then within a few minutes turns into a huge nutter and ends with shit like "oh you think just because I talk to you I like you?  I talk to lots of people I don't like" like with no hint of a joke.  So I said whatevs and left it with something like "well okay then".  Then she texts me this morning with a "so you're not talking to me anymore?" and doing the same shit.  yeahhhhhhhh.  fuck this.  She's not young either.  Just fucking crazy.  I don't know if she thinks it's hot or what, but fuck that.
It’s probably your neck tattoo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 17, 2019, 09:27:36 AM
Atra, show us a pic of your special flower :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2019, 10:04:14 AM
4 if you count [redacted].  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 17, 2019, 10:05:26 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 17, 2019, 10:04:14 AM
4 if you count [redacted].  :doge
I thought you meant women you had sex with :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 17, 2019, 10:34:34 AM
You'd think getting his dick to play possum would be endearing to her. What a cunt.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 17, 2019, 11:01:22 AM
In the end you forget the actual number so yolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2019, 11:10:46 AM
I'm seeing the 22 y/o I just recently slept with again sometime this weekend.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 17, 2019, 11:42:35 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 17, 2019, 11:10:46 AM
I'm seeing the 22 y/o I just recently slept with again sometime this weekend.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 17, 2019, 12:01:02 PM
Gworlllll
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2019, 12:01:07 PM
I mean I'm not going to force anything but...

Sometimes a couple subtle nudges can get the ball rolling.  :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 17, 2019, 12:10:45 PM
She was toxic before, but I'm sure bringing someone else into the mix will fix that.
 :wow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 17, 2019, 12:11:09 PM
You couldn't get it up with possum girl and now you're thinking threesome?

Well, good luck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2019, 12:14:16 PM
I have xanax now to help with performance anxiety.  :doge

edit: Also, this will 99% not happen. I'm just being a pervert. That's all.  :doge

edit2: I'm more or less IRL "shipping" as they say.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 17, 2019, 12:15:56 PM
Obviously it’s a bad idea

Obviously


But mayyyyyybe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 17, 2019, 01:11:19 PM
xanax is the wrong pill if you can't get your dick up :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2019, 01:13:19 PM
Anxiety kills my boners though.

And when I don't have anxiety I can bone just fine.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 17, 2019, 01:15:49 PM
good luck and all but i'd have gone with a bluechew or something
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2019, 01:26:39 PM
I can't get bluechew shipped to my state.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 17, 2019, 01:28:35 PM
Certain drugs give me an unobtainable orgasm but I guess that could be considered a good thing since stamina would be the limiting factor. In which case, fuck until her pussy bursts into flames
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 17, 2019, 03:14:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 17, 2019, 01:26:39 PM
I can't get bluechew shipped to my state.
:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 17, 2019, 09:41:24 PM
Maybe your dick knows toxic when it sees it, even if your brain can't. Maybe you should listen to it? :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 17, 2019, 09:56:37 PM
It didn’t taste toxic tho.  :doge

Also, we’re purely platonic friends now because she’s a fun and interesting person so long as you’re not romantically/sexually involved with her.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 18, 2019, 01:24:49 AM
I think Cialis is for guys who can't leave the launch pad, not ones who fail to achieve escape velocity.

You should generally avoid pills and narcissists, they turn your junk into a junkie and then you'll need to do an emotional Marie Kondo deep dive with a disinterested therapist years from now to get back to normal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 04:42:00 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 03:32:39 AM
Well she texted me again to play video games again. Albeit with her friend. Though she stayed online a bit afterword to talk for a few.

Maybe things are going ok. Maybe she like to take things slow. I think I do to as I’m a reserved person who doesn’t like to rush into things and finds it more natural to slowly get to know people. I don’t know, but the flip side of my brain also gets nervous and wants to simply know but even if she said she liked me or whatever I’d probably find something else to worry about.

Everyone’s advice is to just not overthink things. And it’s something I really need to do.
So I want to come back t this. I'm sure everyone here will say "just ask her again" and whatnot, but I want to to crowd source this. I kind of want to see what people here think because usually people here are more harsh about these things. So despite my whining here I do actually take people's advice here.

So with that said I kind of want to come back to this a bring it up again, because well I don't know it's odd. This girl is basically Daria and well very weird. So as far as I'm aware I made it clear I was interested in her. I mean I asked her out basically twice.  So what happen after that is she did'nt really bring it up again and I haven't brought it up again.

But see since then well we've talked a lot.

I mean a lot of texting. Good texting. Texting that hasn't gotten weird on my end or whatever yet. Because I'm socially awkward I've read those dumb "How to tell she likes you through texting articles". The ones were you read in whatever you want. Well I mean looking at them it kind of comes off positive and I'm not sure I have to add my own bias to it.

https://www.lovepanky.com/men/understanding-women/signs-that-a-girl-likes-you-over-text

1. Quite honestly she texts me more then I text her and I haven't really initiated the conversations. It's 90% of the time been her texting me first.

2. She texts frequently. To the point I kind of have a feel and expectation when I'm going to get texts. It will be on her breaks, when she gets of work, and so on. Some days like clockwork.

3. And she'll respond immediately when it's clear she's not busy.

4. She texts me updates on whats shes doing and she's usually detailed. Yesterday she sent me a story of what happen to her at the store.

5. Though if she's working she dosen't text.

6. These aren't one word texts.

7. Haven't done that.

8. No she doesn't.

9. Lots of emoji use and lmao. Almost after every joke.

10. Sometimes.

11. Lots

12. Nope. Beyond saying I'm funny, but an ass. But she's said that during our Battlefield time.

13.  No.

14. I mean she has asked me questions about my life. Not a lot though.

15. No

16. She's sent me pictures of her older looks.

17. Kind of.

18. Nope and it hasn't come up.


So yeah I know that was super lame, but the thing is we've texted a lot. I mean a lot. Everyday and its fun. It's not just meme shit like I've experienced with tinder girls and it dosen't feel forced. Most of the time it feels like two sarcastic people just vibing and talking about thier day. Though IRL it's a bit harder to vibe with her, she's very dry and sarcastic and I'm awkward. Most of the time though it's her talking about her stuff, so she must be comfortable with me. I mean one day at 3am I guess she had night terrors and felt the desire to text me.

But we've also been playing Battlefield together often until like 3 am.

So I already know what the answer to my problem is. I just want to see if the bore, people who know how shitty I am about these things, thinks what I'm saying is positive. But I also I want to say it's not like she's asked to hang out or implied that she wants to, but I don't know why she wants to play video games and is constantly texting a person who asked her out if she is'nt slightly interested. And except for one instance(that happen today) I've played this chill and sane with her. Maybe this girl just wants to take it slow.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2019, 05:08:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ZNCQTFJvs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 18, 2019, 06:28:50 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 04:42:00 AM

.
https://www.lovepanky.com/men/understanding-women/signs-that-a-girl-likes-you-over-text


I love how one of the signs is an unsolicited photo of her from her. That's her grabbing your dick via text

And I can see why you're apprehensive. Some people truly just want a text buddy. That's why hanging with her outside the digital realm is important.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 18, 2019, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 04:42:00 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2019, 03:32:39 AM
Well she texted me again to play video games again. Albeit with her friend. Though she stayed online a bit afterword to talk for a few.

Maybe things are going ok. Maybe she like to take things slow. I think I do to as I’m a reserved person who doesn’t like to rush into things and finds it more natural to slowly get to know people. I don’t know, but the flip side of my brain also gets nervous and wants to simply know but even if she said she liked me or whatever I’d probably find something else to worry about.

Everyone’s advice is to just not overthink things. And it’s something I really need to do.
So I want to come back t this. I'm sure everyone here will say "just ask her again" and whatnot, but I want to to crowd source this. I kind of want to see what people here think because usually people here are more harsh about these things. So despite my whining here I do actually take people's advice here.

So with that said I kind of want to come back to this a bring it up again, because well I don't know it's odd. This girl is basically Daria and well very weird. So as far as I'm aware I made it clear I was interested in her. I mean I asked her out basically twice.  So what happen after that is she did'nt really bring it up again and I haven't brought it up again.

But see since then well we've talked a lot.

I mean a lot of texting. Good texting. Texting that hasn't gotten weird on my end or whatever yet. Because I'm socially awkward I've read those dumb "How to tell she likes you through texting articles". The ones were you read in whatever you want. Well I mean looking at them it kind of comes off positive and I'm not sure I have to add my own bias to it.

https://www.lovepanky.com/men/understanding-women/signs-that-a-girl-likes-you-over-text

1. Quite honestly she texts me more then I text her and I haven't really initiated the conversations. It's 90% of the time been her texting me first.

2. She texts frequently. To the point I kind of have a feel and expectation when I'm going to get texts. It will be on her breaks, when she gets of work, and so on. Some days like clockwork.

3. And she'll respond immediately when it's clear she's not busy.

4. She texts me updates on whats shes doing and she's usually detailed. Yesterday she sent me a story of what happen to her at the store.

5. Though if she's working she dosen't text.

6. These aren't one word texts.

7. Haven't done that.

8. No she doesn't.

9. Lots of emoji use and lmao. Almost after every joke.

10. Sometimes.

11. Lots

12. Nope. Beyond saying I'm funny, but an ass. But she's said that during our Battlefield time.

13.  No.

14. I mean she has asked me questions about my life. Not a lot though.

15. No

16. She's sent me pictures of her older looks.

17. Kind of.

18. Nope and it hasn't come up.


So yeah I know that was super lame, but the thing is we've texted a lot. I mean a lot. Everyday and its fun. It's not just meme shit like I've experienced with tinder girls and it dosen't feel forced. Most of the time it feels like two sarcastic people just vibing and talking about thier day. Though IRL it's a bit harder to vibe with her, she's very dry and sarcastic and I'm awkward. Most of the time though it's her talking about her stuff, so she must be comfortable with me. I mean one day at 3am I guess she had night terrors and felt the desire to text me.

But we've also been playing Battlefield together often until like 3 am.

So I already know what the answer to my problem is. I just want to see if the bore, people who know how shitty I am about these things, thinks what I'm saying is positive. But I also I want to say it's not like she's asked to hang out or implied that she wants to, but I don't know why she wants to play video games and is constantly texting a person who asked her out if she is'nt slightly interested. And except for one instance(that happen today) I've played this chill and sane with her. Maybe this girl just wants to take it slow.
So I know you've said you've asked her out, I'd be interested in how you ask her.  Are you making it clear that it's your intention to be a date?  There are women who are also terrible at picking up social cues.  So perhaps it's as simple as that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 01:18:19 PM
I don’t want to be friends. I have enough female friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 18, 2019, 01:47:06 PM
wish I had that many friends that I could toss some away :goty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 02:22:20 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 18, 2019, 01:47:06 PM
wish I had that many friends that I could toss some away :goty
I find that most women who just want to be friends with you end up not giving a shit about you when they find someone they actually want to fuck and like to talk about other guys they like. Why would that interest me?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 18, 2019, 02:29:50 PM
I understand being done with gaining another friend when you want love but unless it was a spark from the get you either accept it or move on. I cant blame for not wanting another friend but the thing you dont want to do is to get into that friendship holding onto that hope things will blossom. Stop grasping and release. Amd exploring that friendahip ia realizing a relationahips can start in various shades of grey.

The benefits of being friends with her? Women do hook male friends up. So you have access to her group of friends. Let it be known your looking but exist without trying so hard to find it. Some zen shit, I know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 18, 2019, 05:20:51 PM
I know a lot of “friendships” between guys and girls where the guy is longing for her and she doesn’t give a shit about him and will only spend time with him if there isn’t anything better to do.  Those aren’t friendships at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 05:28:14 PM
I’m going to respond to what you are all saying honestly, but in the mean time because I’m a creep here’s some of our texts messages.

Hey at least I think I learned from that tinder experience where I sounded super gay and desperate.

https://imgur.com/a/RT0qZ8I
https://imgur.com/a/Di8D8xw
https://imgur.com/a/FyrD45x
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 18, 2019, 05:38:18 PM
Jesus christ thats a lot of texts
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 05:38:50 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 18, 2019, 05:20:51 PM
I know a lot of “friendships” between guys and girls where the guy is longing for her and she doesn’t give a shit about him and will only spend time with him if there isn’t anything better to do.  Those aren’t friendships at all.
And this is what happen with my Mexican friend that I use to talk about here. I never made a move(which in the end is good because she wasn’t really for me and she didn’t like me that way) so we were just friends and that was fine for a time. But it was clear that her friend “level” would rise when she wasn’t involved with some other guy. When she finally got a dude it was basically a few dumb snapchats every couple of weeks and nothing else.

I’d rather avoid that yknow.

I’m not saying guys and girls can’t be friends. I have girls I consider friends and plenty I’m friendly with. I just have no interests in them like that and from the beginning never did. I’m sure that says something about me, but it is what it is.

But unlike the Mexican friend I feel I approached this gurl not as a friend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2019, 05:43:57 PM
Looks like you already asked her out and she said yes, you only needed to give her a time and place. what you need us for, breh  ??? ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 18, 2019, 05:46:16 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 01:18:19 PM
I don’t want to be friends.

(https://i.imgur.com/n4t1N87.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2019, 06:07:53 PM
I think you mean sexy morons  :-*


also, your guy friends secretly want your hog  :o
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 18, 2019, 06:36:02 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 05:28:14 PM
I’m going to respond to what you are all saying honestly, but in the mean time because I’m a creep here’s some of our texts messages.

Hey at least I think I learned from that tinder experience where I sounded super gay and desperate.

https://imgur.com/a/RT0qZ8I
https://imgur.com/a/Di8D8xw
https://imgur.com/a/FyrD45x

You type like you're dead inside. Throw some cute emotes in there, girls dig that shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2019, 06:51:16 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 07:10:12 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 18, 2019, 06:36:02 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 05:28:14 PM
I’m going to respond to what you are all saying honestly, but in the mean time because I’m a creep here’s some of our texts messages.

Hey at least I think I learned from that tinder experience where I sounded super gay and desperate.

https://imgur.com/a/RT0qZ8I
https://imgur.com/a/Di8D8xw
https://imgur.com/a/FyrD45x

You type like you're dead inside. Throw some cute emotes in there, girls dig that shit.
I hate using emojis in text but ok. I know you’re right. Anything else you can say from this as a woman?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on January 18, 2019, 07:22:47 PM
Not too many emojis though, that's weird. A few here and there to add some levity. But not any cutesy or girly ones, that's cringey

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:-[ :-* :heart
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2019, 07:32:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21AU-sudsnU

"I had a miscarriage, daddy"  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 18, 2019, 08:01:50 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 18, 2019, 06:36:02 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 05:28:14 PM
I’m going to respond to what you are all saying honestly, but in the mean time because I’m a creep here’s some of our texts messages.

Hey at least I think I learned from that tinder experience where I sounded super gay and desperate.

https://imgur.com/a/RT0qZ8I
https://imgur.com/a/Di8D8xw
https://imgur.com/a/FyrD45x

You type like you're dead inside. Throw some cute emotes in there, girls dig that shit.

I'm fucking dead

This describes my ex

Dudes want cute emotes too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on January 18, 2019, 08:23:15 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 18, 2019, 08:24:55 PM
Benji gonna be up in that cooch by dawn
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 18, 2019, 08:52:51 PM
So to answer Bu’s questions honestly, I don’t know what I want. What I think I want is simply to know if there is room for something to happen with this girl. I’m not looking for an intense relationship or just to bang. Though if the later happen then fine. Basically as lame as it is I just want to know if she likes me enough to be interested in seeing if going further is a possibility.  I have no problem going really slow. I kind of see myself as an emotionally valunerable person and I don’t like that. So I don’t want to jump into anything. I want to be as comfortable with someone as can be.

Maybe being friends would be fine, but I doubt we’d ever be actual friends. I like to go out and get drunk with my friends and geek out. I feel like it would be hard to do that with a girl who turned down your advancements. And honestly like I said I don’t think I approached her as a friend I mean early in this I asked her out. So I feel like it’s obvious I’m interested in her that way.

And in the end I don’t want to be an incel bastard where I hate the girl because she didn’t like me. But I don’t know if I would continue to want to text her or play video games with her. And I don’t know if that’s douchy or not.

Would I be devestated if nothing happen. I mean I would be moody. It would probably play into my idea that I can’t be successful with women. I would be hesitant to talk to women because hey here’s a prime example of something I thought was good and then wasn’t....

...until I guess I go through this again.

And to answer your question fuller she did say yes. Twice. But see when I asked in person I got a “Yes, but I’ll get back to you on my availability”. And she never did which kind of put me in a weird spot. Espically as we interacted and texted more. I mean maybe I’m wrong, but I feel if you look at the text which are pretty much just like when we talk on XBL well into the am, then it comes off like she’s into me. But I don’t know Which is probably why I wanted to crowd source this.

But the thing is also when I try to talk to her at work, plenty of times it’s like she doesn’t want to talk. Only to quickly text on her breaks or when she leaves. I mean she’s said it’s because she is focused on her work but still.

I don’t know man, I’m going to have to eventually just say something but I like to discuss these things beforehand.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 19, 2019, 12:37:07 AM
i don’t even understand if filler likes are bad or good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 19, 2019, 12:37:53 AM
filler is a reflection of your inner thoughts
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 19, 2019, 01:03:09 AM
I'm just want to support you know matter what, rahx breh  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 19, 2019, 05:14:52 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 18, 2019, 08:24:55 PM
Benji gonna be up in that cooch by dawn
(https://i.imgur.com/WdHw0bO.png)

 :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 19, 2019, 01:19:44 PM
Been dead sick for a week or two and had no interest in social. Finally turning back around today and got energy again and I wanna get back to talking with people.

Here's a question, I actually think Atra may be in the best position to give advice for this because he's the most active and in the groove atm in this thread: So there's the people that you read their profile and see something in common or funny to comment on and your first message is that. But when you're messaging someone who has a basic or mostly empty profile (I like food, hikes, dogs, etc...), I never have any idea how to cold open in a message from that because they're giving me nothing to work with. What do you guys open with in initial message/conversation with someone like that?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 19, 2019, 02:01:57 PM
Good news. Kind of.

https://imgur.com/a/G4z1jun
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on January 19, 2019, 02:12:06 PM
Bebpo, open with a classic such as "do you like getting choked?"  8)

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I'm so out of the loop with dating stuff that I'd probably actually use that  :doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 19, 2019, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on January 19, 2019, 01:19:44 PM
Been dead sick for a week or two and had no interest in social. Finally turning back around today and got energy again and I wanna get back to talking with people.

Here's a question, I actually think Atra may be in the best position to give advice for this because he's the most active and in the groove atm in this thread: So there's the people that you read their profile and see something in common or funny to comment on and your first message is that. But when you're messaging someone who has a basic or mostly empty profile (I like food, hikes, dogs, etc...), I never have any idea how to cold open in a message from that because they're giving me nothing to work with. What do you guys open with in initial message/conversation with someone like that?

Just a simple "hey there, how's it going?" And ask a quick conversation starter about what little you can glean off her profile. My girlfriend's profile was pretty bare bones, as was my first message to her (asked her how she got involved in her job field).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 19, 2019, 02:17:48 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 19, 2019, 02:01:57 PM
Good news. Kind of.

https://imgur.com/a/G4z1jun
::) give her the ol' hog  :o, convince her not to move  :pimp :hump

 :nsfw  :hump
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 19, 2019, 04:22:00 PM
Well I won't lie that in terms of dating and women it's pretty clear my issues are confidence, overthinking, and a penchant for negativity. And it's all in my own head/own doing. I know that and most of the bore knows that. It's very hard to beat, because obviously it's easier to be negative. Which is odd because when it comes to things that are outside of me I'm not excactly a negative person. Plenty of my friends have said I have a good energy that attracts people, I am just really bad at at actually harnessing it. 

Honestly most of the time my negative outbursts, even I know are shitty, dumb, and wrong. I do them on here and out there so I can I guess feed that negative  view. There's no doubt that I to a degree think it sucks to be 28 and lacking in experince, but even realistically I know it's not the end of the world. Yet I still feel the need to coddle that mindset.

Now it was said way back to me on this forum "that getting a girl or whatever won't save me" and that's true. I feel happy about my success here which I think I gained from learning from that last tinder thing. I actually think I came off as less insecure and negative with this girl. Which was the lesson to learn from before(thank you Assi even) I mean it was still there, but I was way more conscious of it. So with this I know I still have a long way to go still and I guess thats cool. Still, it feels good that I manged this so far.

So I'm not going to say I won't be shittying up this thread again. But I'd like to say I'm better now then I was before. And thanks to everyone here for putting up with me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 19, 2019, 05:16:32 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 19, 2019, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on January 19, 2019, 01:19:44 PM
Been dead sick for a week or two and had no interest in social. Finally turning back around today and got energy again and I wanna get back to talking with people.

Here's a question, I actually think Atra may be in the best position to give advice for this because he's the most active and in the groove atm in this thread: So there's the people that you read their profile and see something in common or funny to comment on and your first message is that. But when you're messaging someone who has a basic or mostly empty profile (I like food, hikes, dogs, etc...), I never have any idea how to cold open in a message from that because they're giving me nothing to work with. What do you guys open with in initial message/conversation with someone like that?

Just a simple "hey there, how's it going?" And ask a quick conversation starter about what little you can glean off her profile. My girlfriend's profile was pretty bare bones, as was my first message to her (asked her how she got involved in her job field).

Sure, though lots of profiles for women constantly say stuff like "don't just message me with a hi or how's it going", so I try to never do that. Hmmmm. Yeah, I get what you're saying and that's about all I do. Like if they like hiking, a "what are some of your favorite hikes around here?".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 19, 2019, 05:57:51 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on January 19, 2019, 05:16:32 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 19, 2019, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on January 19, 2019, 01:19:44 PM
Been dead sick for a week or two and had no interest in social. Finally turning back around today and got energy again and I wanna get back to talking with people.

Here's a question, I actually think Atra may be in the best position to give advice for this because he's the most active and in the groove atm in this thread: So there's the people that you read their profile and see something in common or funny to comment on and your first message is that. But when you're messaging someone who has a basic or mostly empty profile (I like food, hikes, dogs, etc...), I never have any idea how to cold open in a message from that because they're giving me nothing to work with. What do you guys open with in initial message/conversation with someone like that?

Just a simple "hey there, how's it going?" And ask a quick conversation starter about what little you can glean off her profile. My girlfriend's profile was pretty bare bones, as was my first message to her (asked her how she got involved in her job field).

Sure, though lots of profiles for women constantly say stuff like "don't just message me with a hi or how's it going", so I try to never do that. Hmmmm. Yeah, I get what you're saying and that's about all I do. Like if they like hiking, a "what are some of your favorite hikes around here?".

Yup, like "know of any interesting, off the beaten path hiking trails?" would work. Just having decent grammar and not being all "hey sexy how r u" is a good start.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 19, 2019, 08:49:45 PM
Bebs back in the day I had some success with the “what’s your fav local place for happy hour/dive bars/etc” and then when they reply, send a “perfect meet you there tomorrow at 7”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 19, 2019, 10:20:19 PM
https://youtu.be/rS7Va0sBYAM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 20, 2019, 07:32:20 AM
Quote from: skullstorm on January 19, 2019, 02:12:06 PM
Bebpo, open with a classic such as "do you like getting choked?"  8)

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I'm so out of the loop with dating stuff that I'd probably actually use that  :doge
[close]

Trust me this shit dont work
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 20, 2019, 08:25:08 AM
What if you bring roses?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 20, 2019, 08:48:29 AM
Still doesn't work  :-\  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 20, 2019, 11:48:53 AM
You're supposed to drink it. Not hit em with it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 20, 2019, 12:26:24 PM
Messaged a few people and matched with a few on bumble yesterday morning.
No one replied (or messaged me on bumble) :(

I feel like the only way I can online date is to just message mass amounts of people since the return message rate is like <10% for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 20, 2019, 04:21:26 PM
If you’re a rich lawyer, you should look into professional matchmaking services.  Usually they screen the men pretty hard but it seems like you would make it through.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 20, 2019, 04:41:40 PM
imagine if they saw your like count  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 20, 2019, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 20, 2019, 04:21:26 PM
If you’re a rich lawyer, you should look into professional matchmaking services.  Usually they screen the men pretty hard but it seems like you would make it through.

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I did for a year and it wasn't cheap, they thought I was a great catch and tried to match me around but to no avail and eventually they gave up on me
[close]

Half-joking, I kinda feel like I'm hopeless at this point. It doesn't seem to matter who am, or how I carry myself, no one that I'm attracted to is interested in a short middle aged man with a 9-5. I honestly wonder if looking around for some sort of a life/dating coach like a workout trainer would help. I just feel like I've been doing this wrong my whole life and that's why I'm one of the only ones left single in my group of friends at this age.

The weird thing is about once a year, just doing what I'm doing and being me, I'll match with some awesome attractive person who finds me interesting and likes me, which makes me feel like I'm actually alright at dating. But then it doesn't work out (almost always because they end up with someone else they're dating whose a little taller, and a more "cool" job [dj, videogame designer, actor are all real situations where this happened in the past]) and then for the other 11 months of the year I get no good matches at all and feel like it's not working.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 20, 2019, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on January 20, 2019, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 20, 2019, 04:21:26 PM
If you’re a rich lawyer, you should look into professional matchmaking services.  Usually they screen the men pretty hard but it seems like you would make it through.

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I did for a year and it wasn't cheap, they thought I was a great catch and tried to match me around but to no avail and eventually they gave up on me
[close]

Half-joking, I kinda feel like I'm hopeless at this point. It doesn't seem to matter who am, or how I carry myself, no one that I'm attracted to is interested in a short middle aged man with a 9-5. I honestly wonder if looking around for some sort of a life/dating coach like a workout trainer would help. I just feel like I've been doing this wrong my whole life and that's why I'm one of the only ones left single in my group of friends at this age.

The weird thing is about once a year, just doing what I'm doing and being me, I'll match with some awesome attractive person who finds me interesting and likes me, which makes me feel like I'm actually alright at dating. But then it doesn't work out (almost always because they end up with someone else they're dating whose a little taller, and a more "cool" job [dj, videogame designer, actor are all real situations where this happened in the past]) and then for the other 11 months of the year I get no good matches at all and feel like it's not working.

 If I recall correctly, that dating coach was a loser and was misrepresenting you left and right. You need to think about trying a different life coach, or dating service, and giving it another go. You’re a sweet guy, very considerate, and I think you haven’t really matched with people that are good around people who are as open as you are. The one girlfriend of yours that I’ve met was clearly self absorbed.   
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 20, 2019, 11:39:20 PM
You know, maybe I need to go back to being myself on my dating profiles. At some point I stopped being a nerdy weird guy and started making normalized profiles that would attract more people instead of just a small nerdy subset. Like I have no mention of videogames or Japanese really on my profiles, and obviously that's a big part of my life.

But that small nerdy niche are the only people that when I do match with, I click with. And I used to do a lot better in online dating, which I've just been attributing to the market saturating and being harder to stand out as more attractive guys use it and getting older and less desirable with age each year.

But maybe I did better when I was online dating and met cooler people and had better adventures (even if most didn't work out) when years ago I came off more myself and nerdy. Might be time to redo my profiles.

Quote from: chronovore on January 20, 2019, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on January 20, 2019, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 20, 2019, 04:21:26 PM
If you’re a rich lawyer, you should look into professional matchmaking services.  Usually they screen the men pretty hard but it seems like you would make it through.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I did for a year and it wasn't cheap, they thought I was a great catch and tried to match me around but to no avail and eventually they gave up on me
[close]

Half-joking, I kinda feel like I'm hopeless at this point. It doesn't seem to matter who am, or how I carry myself, no one that I'm attracted to is interested in a short middle aged man with a 9-5. I honestly wonder if looking around for some sort of a life/dating coach like a workout trainer would help. I just feel like I've been doing this wrong my whole life and that's why I'm one of the only ones left single in my group of friends at this age.

The weird thing is about once a year, just doing what I'm doing and being me, I'll match with some awesome attractive person who finds me interesting and likes me, which makes me feel like I'm actually alright at dating. But then it doesn't work out (almost always because they end up with someone else they're dating whose a little taller, and a more "cool" job [dj, videogame designer, actor are all real situations where this happened in the past]) and then for the other 11 months of the year I get no good matches at all and feel like it's not working.

 If I recall correctly, that dating coach was a loser and was misrepresenting you left and right. You need to think about trying a different life coach, or dating service, and giving it another go. You’re a sweet guy, very considerate, and I think you haven’t really matched with people that are good around people who are as open as you are. The one girlfriend of yours that I’ve met was clearly self absorbed.

Well it wasn't a dating coach, just a matchmaker, so it's not like I was getting any real advice on improving myself/dating. I'd be open to using a matchmaker again or having a dating coach but idk how you find a good person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 21, 2019, 01:10:47 AM
Try to shut down your filters, whether you're interacting with a friend or an online/real life potential date. At the end of the day, everyone's a picky bitch and it's best to just own that.

It seems most people play a role for a couple months while online dating and then when they catch somebody, they keep it up for another month. It doesn't work out, rinse/repeat. It's a general human weakness.

Of course, as far as I know you're just a weaboo nerd. If you were a 4chan hentai king then my advice would be sorta different.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 21, 2019, 02:13:34 AM
I think today went ok.

So after work she messaged me asking me if she knew a place she could work on her resume. Well I did something uncharacteristically and suggested my house.

So she ended up coming to my house to work. We just talked a lot and she stayed from 7:30 till 12:30 so I'm going to assume she had an ok time.

I will say she's too good for me and she's pretty hot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 21, 2019, 02:17:33 AM
I was about to like your post until you said "she's too good for me". edit that part out, breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 21, 2019, 02:56:05 AM
A little while back, I bought a ton of plain t-shirts of various colors (they were on sale). They're super comfortable, and fit very nicely on my frame (imo  :-[), but one of my good friends/co-workers has been giving me a lot of shit for them cause he thinks they're too boring. I didn't think much of it, but now he's made me feel a little bit self-conscious.

But really, no one who finds you attractive is going to lose interest cause you wear an unremarkable t--shirt right?  >:(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on January 21, 2019, 05:17:52 AM
Sorry but it's a known fact that only Ed Hardy clothes can get people laid  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 21, 2019, 12:13:09 PM
Oh hi im back with an ultimate dumb idea

Saw that one girl in the city tonight.. a quick glance was exchanged but that was it. Seeing her made all that old shit resurface. I felt like fuck she's so gorgeous and cute how did I fuck this up so bad what an idiot I was/am

I guess I shouldnt show up on her doorstep with another bouquet of flowers :(

Just dont do it mmarsu you dumb cunt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 21, 2019, 12:19:57 PM
@MMR

https://youtu.be/5pnqeolrKJ0
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 21, 2019, 01:10:52 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 21, 2019, 12:19:57 PM
@MMR

https://youtu.be/5pnqeolrKJ0

This and

https://youtu.be/o0EQEiecSxs

this made me cry man

I guess it wasnt a smart move to pull an all nighter last night, im emotional as fuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 21, 2019, 01:24:07 PM
Go easy on yourself 🥰
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 21, 2019, 02:44:59 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 21, 2019, 12:13:09 PM
Oh hi im back with an ultimate dumb idea

Saw that one girl in the city tonight.. a quick glance was exchanged but that was it. Seeing her made all that old shit resurface. I felt like fuck she's so gorgeous and cute how did I fuck this up so bad what an idiot I was/am

I guess I shouldnt show up on her doorstep with another bouquet of flowers :(

Just dont do it mmarsu you dumb cunt
is this about the chokey girl?

We all have our own chokey girls in our past.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 21, 2019, 05:38:40 PM
Quote from: filler on January 21, 2019, 02:17:33 AM
I was about to like your post until you said "she's too good for me". edit that part out, breh
I probably shouldn't, but talking to her really made me realize I need to get my shit together. She really is pretty accomplished and has a pretty curvy yet fit body. So I don't know why she likes me, but she does and I guess I should'nt worry about that. She already said I'm too hard on myself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 21, 2019, 06:24:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq0XJCJ1Srw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 22, 2019, 12:05:00 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 21, 2019, 05:38:40 PM
Quote from: filler on January 21, 2019, 02:17:33 AM
I was about to like your post until you said "she's too good for me". edit that part out, breh
I probably shouldn't, but talking to her really made me realize I need to get my shit together. She really is pretty accomplished and has a pretty curvy yet fit body. So I don't know why she likes me, but she does and I guess I should'nt worry about that. She already said I'm too hard on myself.
There are a few people in life that can see through people's bullshit and get the potential underneath. You hold onto those people. You keep them close. Because they are a treasure. I still am amazed my wife married me, and I couldn't tell you why she did it, but man, I'm greatful she did. Just don't me a drag on them. If they say you're worthy just go with it instead of constantly being like "no I'm not" it's their time and life, if they don't think you're worthy of it, they'll tell you. But if they think you are, just accept it and be appreciative
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 22, 2019, 02:11:26 PM
So let's tell our chokey girl stories:

- Mine? I had a girl I dated only a few times we made out a few times she decided that she just wanted to be friends because it turns out she had a marine that was in boot camp and she had promised to wait for him. I was like "Eh, I have so many friends I don't need another. Let alone one with some sexual tension with. So you decide." Not as bad as writing letters and poems and asking her about being choked. But here's the thing, she and my wife are friends. So every few months I see her and I'm like :snoop

To her credit, she's never let what happened between us known or let it make things awkward, but that was a dumb move.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 22, 2019, 04:45:52 PM
What's the definition of chokey girl, here?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 22, 2019, 04:56:51 PM
That would make Puppy the chokey girl here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 22, 2019, 04:58:13 PM
Yeah I’m confused as well. If it’s “girls we got way too into too quickly and embarrassed ourselves” got one or two of those stories
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 22, 2019, 04:59:04 PM
I leave the definition of chokey girl to you. Just feed my schadenfreude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 22, 2019, 05:00:25 PM
For the past two years, without fail, every time I've hooked up with a girl, I've taken a gnarly shit in their bathroom right after.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 22, 2019, 05:02:26 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 22, 2019, 05:00:17 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 22, 2019, 04:56:51 PM
That would make Puppy the chokey girl here.

Well I mean he got friend zoned.. but yeah it's just another one of his humble-brags lol
How's this, I once asked a girl out and she said no and my reply was "Oh...ok..I'll...leave you to your....extra curricular activities."
That whole year I was Mr. Extra Curricular.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 22, 2019, 05:03:35 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 22, 2019, 05:00:25 PM
For the past two years, without fail, every time I've hooked up with a girl, I've taken a gnarly shit in their bathroom right after.
I've been with a woman who after sheorgasms she has to go pee urgently. Does this only happen when you're with women and not when you're alone? I'm genuinely interested for some reason....
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 22, 2019, 05:07:01 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 22, 2019, 05:05:16 PM
I mean a lot of women have issues with UTI if they don't pee right after sex (it's recommended all women do it, but it's a specific genetic thing for some women.)

Other than that there's the obvious potential pressure put on the bladder.
That I get. But the pooping, riotous. The pooping!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 22, 2019, 05:12:02 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 22, 2019, 05:00:25 PM
For the past two years, without fail, every time I've hooked up with a girl, I've taken a gnarly shit in their bathroom right after.
a good pegging will loosen up the ol' bowels everytime  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 22, 2019, 05:15:59 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 22, 2019, 05:03:35 PM
Does this only happen when you're with women and not when you're alone?
Yes, I get constipated when I haven't been on a date in a while.

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 22, 2019, 05:03:35 PM
I'm genuinely interested for some reason....
I told you, I don't live in Sactown anymore!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 23, 2019, 12:03:08 AM
Ok well things are going ok.

We are going to hang out on either Wednesday or Thursday and I guess watch a movie.

And Saturday hang out with my friends at some of the more hipster bars we go to. I'm really excited about this because I think I do best in group settings and well these outings are usually fun.

But I won't lie and say my negative thinking has stopped. It's shifted from "does she like me" to "does she still like me".

I wouldn't say I'm dating this girl, but a relationship seems to be booming. It's weird. I wonder when and how I should make a more physical move.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 23, 2019, 12:12:24 AM
You know what, rahx breh. You've been doing just fine on your own, I think you'll know when to make a move. At the very least, she likes talking to you and spending time alone with you. That's pretty good, breh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 23, 2019, 02:21:51 AM
Want more.  :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 23, 2019, 09:29:51 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 23, 2019, 12:03:08 AM
But I won't lie and say my negative thinking has stopped. It's shifted from "does she like me" to "does she still like me".
this was me at the beginning stages of every relationship i ever had so you're about at the right spot :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 23, 2019, 11:08:34 AM
Wtf..

(https://imghost.io/images/2019/01/23/Screenshot_20190123-110725_Tinder.jpg)

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 23, 2019, 11:23:57 AM
At least she’s honest about it  :idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2019, 11:54:12 AM
I'd rejuvenate her sex drive and make her bf watch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 23, 2019, 12:02:53 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 23, 2019, 11:55:07 AM
Ask her if the baby is sexy.

Then say.. "Whoops, baby you are sexy is what I meant."

 :what
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 23, 2019, 12:17:15 PM
Good lord  :ohhh :betty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 12:20:23 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 23, 2019, 11:08:34 AM
Wtf..

(https://imghost.io/images/2019/01/23/Screenshot_20190123-110725_Tinder.jpg)

 :doge
You're in, if she's sharing this much information about her situation then she views you as a possibility. She wouldn't do that for everyone.

That being said, you'd better have rules going into this. Like, this is just a hook up and nothing else, don't catch feels. Her relationship problems with her BF are between them and she can't vent to you about them. They deal wit their stuff. You don't want to become a shoulder to cry on or someone to vent to. Be ready to bail at any moment.

Does she like being choked?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 23, 2019, 12:33:34 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 23, 2019, 11:08:34 AM
Wtf..

(https://imghost.io/images/2019/01/23/Screenshot_20190123-110725_Tinder.jpg)

 :doge
choke the shid out this dumbass biiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 12:45:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 23, 2019, 12:21:30 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 12:20:23 PM
You're in

 :mindblown
Not to the kids. You sicko!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 23, 2019, 12:48:09 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 12:20:23 PM
You're in
Urine

:mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 12:54:06 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 23, 2019, 12:51:51 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 12:45:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 23, 2019, 12:21:30 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 12:20:23 PM
You're in

 :mindblown
Not to the kids. You sicko!

1) Just had a baby
2) Lives with BF
3) Has no sex drive
4) Immediatly discussing long term potential over a dating app chat

YOU ARE IN!
Mupepe would have that deal closed 20 minutes ago. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 23, 2019, 12:56:04 PM
Yo that’s a solid lead for your new wife
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 12:57:40 PM
Also, pls post results.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 23, 2019, 01:38:06 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 23, 2019, 12:51:51 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 12:45:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 23, 2019, 12:21:30 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 12:20:23 PM
You're in

 :mindblown
Not to the kids. You sicko!

1) Just had a baby
2) Lives with BF
3) Has no sex drive
4) Immediatly discussing long term potential over a dating app chat

YOU ARE IN!

(https://abload.de/img/tenor17ghjwu.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=tenor17ghjwu.gif)

I'd say realistic expectations are def a good thing but this... sheeeit. The only time I'd get involved with a single mother again is if there was a definite spark there worth exploring and fully realizing ya gon be new dadda lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 01:53:24 PM
Obviously you need to shut that relationship crap down. She's not ready and no, you don't wanna be a dad. But a hook up? Go for it.  On second thought though, tell her how good you are with kids and how understanding you are and set up a date. (Pls post results)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 23, 2019, 01:58:54 PM
she got a live-in babysitter   8) get you some that milk  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 02:02:10 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 23, 2019, 02:00:22 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 23, 2019, 01:53:24 PM
But a hook up? Go for it.

Dude.. did you not read why her live in BF is ditching her? lol
Did you not read the "Pls post results"?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 23, 2019, 02:02:45 PM
she said nothing about sucking them tidds and enjoying the refreshing lechita  :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 23, 2019, 02:09:39 PM
Fill the hole in her life  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 23, 2019, 02:11:04 PM
nothing sexual about feeding her new boyfriend  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 23, 2019, 02:29:11 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 23, 2019, 02:09:39 PM
Fill the hole in her life  :-[

Theres only one cure for postpartum

spoiler (click to show/hide)
choke her until she forgets
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 24, 2019, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 23, 2019, 11:08:34 AM
Wtf..

(https://imghost.io/images/2019/01/23/Screenshot_20190123-110725_Tinder.jpg)

 :doge


Ask her if she and/or her child are into chocking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 24, 2019, 04:56:14 PM
where is she from MMarsu?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 25, 2019, 02:08:35 AM
shes 28 I responded but she wants to bring her baby to a date? dafuq

(https://imghost.io/images/2019/01/25/Screenshot_20190125-080558_Tinder.jpg)

weird
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 25, 2019, 02:33:53 AM
RIP MMarsu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 25, 2019, 03:57:21 AM
Well she came over today in her leggings, with her hair down, and with alcohol. So I kind of want to say she was a little more down for something physical since her appearance was a little more put together than last time.

But my friend stopped by because he wanted to pick up Resident Evil 2 from the local Gamestop and then proceeded to hang out with us.

Which was pretty funny.

But I think she had a fun time regardless. But I will say I think there is something that is keeping her hestiatnt to the whole idea of a relationship. So at this point I don't think there is anything I can really do beyond keep making her comfortable. I've put my cards on the table and already made it known how I feel so I think it's really up to her.

Today I also got my Last Podcast on the Left Shirt so I'm pretty happy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 25, 2019, 04:18:37 AM
breh, your friend is an asshole, she wanted to fuck. jfc what a cockblock  :lol

at the very least it could have been a make-out sesh. she went out of her way to look cute for you and the plan was you two being alone.

I'm not going to tell you to eat that ass or anything too wild, but make a move. give that girl a kiss, you got to kiss dee girl

(https://i.imgur.com/FNlrDoC.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/VdwCxnk.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 25, 2019, 05:38:33 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 25, 2019, 02:08:35 AM
shes 28 I responded but she wants to bring her baby to a date? dafuq

(https://imghost.io/images/2019/01/25/Screenshot_20190125-080558_Tinder.jpg)

weird
How are you gonna understand what she says in real life if she can barely type?

Also this girl just wants a stepdad asap it seems. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 25, 2019, 06:41:49 AM
"i will bring baby, i cook very well"

yum?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on January 25, 2019, 07:08:19 AM
It's karma marsu, this is basically the female version of you bringing roses and asking to choke someone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 25, 2019, 07:16:30 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 25, 2019, 02:08:35 AM
shes 28 I responded but she wants to bring her baby to a date? dafuq

(https://imghost.io/images/2019/01/25/Screenshot_20190125-080558_Tinder.jpg)

weird

Eject
from this
interaction
please

Oh man

You gon be interviewed by the baby. What are your thoughts on watching me while mommy goes to her second job?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 25, 2019, 07:21:54 AM
it's a reverse cucc. instead of you fucking another man's girlfriend, he fucks other girls while you have platonic relations with his girlfriend and watch his baby  :-[

EDIT: ask her if the boyfriend finds you attractive  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on January 25, 2019, 08:07:28 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 25, 2019, 02:08:35 AM
shes 28 I responded but she wants to bring her baby to a date? dafuq

(https://imghost.io/images/2019/01/25/Screenshot_20190125-080558_Tinder.jpg)

weird

lmfao she trying to get you to smuggle her through the checkpoint

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/73530000/jpg/_73530798_cc8bfcca-ac5a-4cdb-8a76-407fdcc84aa8.jpg)

GLORY TO ARSTOZKA
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 25, 2019, 09:53:04 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 25, 2019, 02:08:35 AM
shes 28 I responded but she wants to bring her baby to a date? dafuq

(https://imghost.io/images/2019/01/25/Screenshot_20190125-080558_Tinder.jpg)

weird
Perfect. This is the natural progression. She, of course, just really wants you. Go for it!!!

Pls post results.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 25, 2019, 10:44:14 AM
I asked her if she really wants to bring her baby on a date and said thats a little awkward lol

Got two other new potential matches as well, but we'll see.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 25, 2019, 11:27:10 AM
Guys, we need to talk. How are we going to get a good season this year if you keep giving good advice? Let Kramit go out with this crazy lady. Maybe he'll find love, maybe he'll lose a kidney, either way, we win.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 25, 2019, 11:28:48 AM
We're gonna get a selfie of MM, her, and two large handprints around her delicate throat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 25, 2019, 12:19:11 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 25, 2019, 11:27:10 AM
Guys, we need to talk. How are we going to get a good season this year if you keep giving good advice? Let Kramit go out with this crazy lady. Maybe he'll find love, maybe he'll lose a kidney, either way, we win.

#necktattooenergy 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2019, 01:15:15 PM
I went on a first date once where she came over and brought her kid.  I ended up giving her a shirtless massage while her kid was playing on my living room floor.  She left and called me and convinced me to come over to her place after she got home.  We fucked all night. 

Here's the twist: We worked together and she got in a fist fight with another coworker the next day because she found out we were banging.  Twist 2: She was separated from her husband who I supervised :doge  Ahhh to be 20 years old again. That bitch was crazy.  She tried to tell me she loved me one week in and when I said I didn't want her to say that she started saying "I really like you" while we fucked instead  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 25, 2019, 01:30:20 PM
I had a friend who once said "thank you inviting me to your house!" During sex
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 25, 2019, 01:31:28 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 25, 2019, 01:15:15 PM
"I really like you" while we fucked instead  :doge

Its so hot when women be that thirsty mah gawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 25, 2019, 03:11:20 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 25, 2019, 03:57:21 AM
But my friend stopped by because he wanted to pick up Resident Evil 2 from the local Gamestop and then proceeded to hang out with us.

So at this point I don't think there is anything I can really do beyond keep making her comfortable.

Jfc, next time tell your mate to shove off and have a nice time with your cute date who brought herself dressed up with lubricant TO YOUR HOUSE. Don't let your mate picking up a video game sit around and hang.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 25, 2019, 03:22:27 PM
You're deep in the desert when you're a young man flirting with a new mom with no sex drive that barely speaks your language.

Ask where she's from at least. I just wanna know what kinda cuisine we're getting into.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 25, 2019, 03:29:10 PM
Quote from: naff on January 25, 2019, 03:22:27 PM
I just wanna know what kinda cuisine we're getting into.
I think benji solved this one already
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 25, 2019, 03:30:27 PM
the friend should have known better, is he 10 years old? "my buddy is alone with a cute girl he recently met, think I'll invite myself to hangout all night!"  :exxy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 25, 2019, 03:31:36 PM
Quote from: naff on January 25, 2019, 03:22:27 PM
You're deep in the desert when you're a young man flirting with a new mom with no sex drive that barely speaks your language.

Ask where she's from at least. I just wanna know what kinda cuisine we're getting into.
Tiddy meat with plenty of fresh milk  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 25, 2019, 03:39:48 PM
Quote from: filler on January 25, 2019, 03:30:27 PM
the friend should have known better, is he 10 years old?

It's some aspy shit. But also, unsurprising.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 25, 2019, 03:42:41 PM
You’d think a guy would know that instinctly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 25, 2019, 03:47:40 PM
There's also the possibility that some of the signals you were picking up that made you think she wasn't looking for anything physical were actually just her being super fucking bummed about your dipshit friend cockblocking her and her disappointment in you for not kicking his ass straight out the door once he got his shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 25, 2019, 03:53:45 PM
I can see that. She may have been a bit bummed. Early in she pulled out the phone...

But as someone who can’t pick up on signals I’m basically playing on hard mode with this girl.

But also knowing her backstory I don’t want to pressure her into sex or anything like that. Because she’s seemingly had a rough time with that. So I’m trying to walk a balance here. Problem is I’m an idiot that doesn’t know how to walk.

Well I hope this didn’t hurt me. I don’t think it did too badly. I think she still had fun. I mean she was lively and she’s basically Daria.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 25, 2019, 04:03:45 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 25, 2019, 03:53:45 PM
I can see that. She may have been a bit bummed. Early in she pulled out the phone...

But as someone who can’t pick up on signals I’m basically playing on hard mode with this girl.

But also knowing her backstory I don’t want to pressure her into sex or anything like that. Because she’s seemingly had a rough time with that. So I’m trying to walk a balance here. Problem is I’m an idiot that doesn’t know how to walk.

Well I hope this didn’t hurt me. I don’t think it did too badly. I think she still had fun. I mean she was lively and she’s basically Daria.

Whoa, whoa, no-ones saying pressure or sex. But being a little more assertive could be good.

"So I kind of want to say she was a little more down for something physical since her appearance was a little more put together than last time."

Sounds like you did pick up on a signal, at least a little  ;) trust yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 25, 2019, 04:15:31 PM
A "technique" I use to test the waters is a simple upper back, shoulder, or arm rub.

Then I move to the lower back or legs (not inner legs tho unless it's obvious the girl is really into me) if the girl seems receptive

Then later I'll say "let me try something" and I go in for a kiss and then depending how receptive they are to that ...sex sometimes happens.  :doge

Or I don't say anything at all and just go for it if there's been enough build up.

edit: Also, timing for all of this could be spaced out by mere minutes, hours, or days depending on the girl.

[redacted] it was days (actually weeks...) because she didn't seem that into me until we were back at her place alone...

The new girl I'm currently with it was hours the first day we met and then we had sex the next day when we were alone together.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 25, 2019, 04:44:24 PM
Fuck that team inner thigh everytime

YOLO

I love the subtle shifting of the legs to let it happen

https://youtu.be/9d3qCPcMgH4

If youve gotten to back massage I feel its an ABC momsnt. Always be closing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 25, 2019, 04:56:26 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 25, 2019, 03:53:45 PM
I can see that. She may have been a bit bummed. Early in she pulled out the phone...

But as someone who can’t pick up on signals I’m basically playing on hard mode with this girl.

But also knowing her backstory I don’t want to pressure her into sex or anything like that. Because she’s seemingly had a rough time with that. So I’m trying to walk a balance here. Problem is I’m an idiot that doesn’t know how to walk.

Well I hope this didn’t hurt me. I don’t think it did too badly. I think she still had fun. I mean she was lively and she’s basically Daria.
no pressure for sex or even a kiss. set up another movie night and make sure to tell her "this time without (((brian)))" or whatever your friend's name is.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 25, 2019, 05:23:20 PM
Then you gotta dick her down so good she'd go all the way

https://youtu.be/er4hrc2vV74
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 25, 2019, 05:35:40 PM
make sure your place is extra cold and say the heat is broke, but you can cuddle to stay warm  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 25, 2019, 06:43:28 PM
Quote from: naff on January 25, 2019, 04:03:45 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 25, 2019, 03:53:45 PM
I can see that. She may have been a bit bummed. Early in she pulled out the phone...

But as someone who can’t pick up on signals I’m basically playing on hard mode with this girl.

But also knowing her backstory I don’t want to pressure her into sex or anything like that. Because she’s seemingly had a rough time with that. So I’m trying to walk a balance here. Problem is I’m an idiot that doesn’t know how to walk.

Well I hope this didn’t hurt me. I don’t think it did too badly. I think she still had fun. I mean she was lively and she’s basically Daria.

Whoa, whoa, no-ones saying pressure or sex. But being a little more assertive could be good.

"So I kind of want to say she was a little more down for something physical since her appearance was a little more put together than last time."

Sounds like you did pick up on a signal, at least a little  ;) trust yourself.
Well maybe that’s what it was. I don’t know.

I’m not going to type out a bunch of incedental things here when the point is I just don’t know.

But what I meant is that I’m trying to let it be known and reassure I’m not just trying to have sex. I mean to be honest I don’t know quite what I want. I mean obviously I want to have sex, but not with just anyone. But I’m unsure if I want a girlfriend because well I’ve seen now that I get paranoid even after seemingly being in the clear.

Like I said I’m worried now if she actually likes me or is just playing along. Which I think would be cruel. She’s a blunt person so I think she’d not be up for these things if she wasn’t. I mean she said if I had screwed up talking to her she would stop talking to me. But like I said she seems still pretty hesitant. I mean she has reasons to be based on her history and the fact that she may be moving soon. She said she didn’t want to make me feel like I’d waste my time. But I think it would be a waste of time to not act on potential.

I know I’ve been told to not overthink. Even by her. But I mean I’ve already told her I like her and I don’t think she’s said that. Though her actions on paper would imply she does, but I mean I feel like that can be a scary thing for people not trusting of it. And I think she has issues like that.

I don’t know. I’m excited and very scared about where this is going.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 25, 2019, 08:12:54 PM
That's how it is for most of us. Bless up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 25, 2019, 08:45:48 PM
In the end persistence isn't that much different from faith. Trust yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 26, 2019, 12:02:30 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 25, 2019, 06:43:28 PM
Quote from: naff on January 25, 2019, 04:03:45 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 25, 2019, 03:53:45 PM
I can see that. She may have been a bit bummed. Early in she pulled out the phone...

But as someone who can’t pick up on signals I’m basically playing on hard mode with this girl.

But also knowing her backstory I don’t want to pressure her into sex or anything like that. Because she’s seemingly had a rough time with that. So I’m trying to walk a balance here. Problem is I’m an idiot that doesn’t know how to walk.

Well I hope this didn’t hurt me. I don’t think it did too badly. I think she still had fun. I mean she was lively and she’s basically Daria.

Whoa, whoa, no-ones saying pressure or sex. But being a little more assertive could be good.

"So I kind of want to say she was a little more down for something physical since her appearance was a little more put together than last time."

Sounds like you did pick up on a signal, at least a little  ;) trust yourself.
Well maybe that’s what it was. I don’t know.

I’m not going to type out a bunch of incedental things here when the point is I just don’t know.

But what I meant is that I’m trying to let it be known and reassure I’m not just trying to have sex. I mean to be honest I don’t know quite what I want. I mean obviously I want to have sex, but not with just anyone. But I’m unsure if I want a girlfriend because well I’ve seen now that I get paranoid even after seemingly being in the clear.

Like I said I’m worried now if she actually likes me or is just playing along. Which I think would be cruel. She’s a blunt person so I think she’d not be up for these things if she wasn’t. I mean she said if I had screwed up talking to her she would stop talking to me. But like I said she seems still pretty hesitant. I mean she has reasons to be based on her history and the fact that she may be moving soon. She said she didn’t want to make me feel like I’d waste my time. But I think it would be a waste of time to not act on potential.

I know I’ve been told to not overthink. Even by her. But I mean I’ve already told her I like her and I don’t think she’s said that. Though her actions on paper would imply she does, but I mean I feel like that can be a scary thing for people not trusting of it. And I think she has issues like that.

I don’t know. I’m excited and very scared about where this is going.


Let me tell you, you can be cautious as fuck but if the person is coming it wont matter. They will pursue. And here you are still talking about her.  Keep going.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 26, 2019, 12:08:02 AM
Quote from: toku on January 25, 2019, 08:45:48 PM
In the end persistence isn't that much different from faith. Trust yourself.

As someone said in one of my Warhammer 40K books, "We can do nothing more than strive for victory, even if we cannot see how we might triumph." :punch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 26, 2019, 10:40:14 PM
Quote from: naff on January 25, 2019, 03:22:27 PM
You're deep in the desert when you're a young man flirting with a new mom with no sex drive that barely speaks your language.

Ask where she's from at least. I just wanna know what kinda cuisine we're getting into.

He's desperate for any chick who isn't fat. As much as Oblivion is for chubby ones.

Have some self-worth, gentlemen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 27, 2019, 02:58:20 AM
Well the weather was bad so the bar crawl did'nt happen. So she just came over.

At this point I don't understand whats going on and it's pissing me off.

She sits close to me when playing video games, but when just talking she sits on the other couch.

I'm not seeing any signals that would imply she wants to get a bit physical.

She knows I like her romantically and hangs out with me a lone.

This thing just sucks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 27, 2019, 03:21:32 AM
Well I asked her. Probably a bad idea. She probably won’t want to talk or hang out with me anymore.

And no we are not dating.


I don't want to to deal with women for a long time.

But I’m sure I will. Opening myself up to new pain and disappointment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 27, 2019, 03:55:02 AM
did you have a bad time hanging out and talking to her this whole time? don't be so quick to turn something good in your life into something bad.

often we take the wrong lessons from a life experience. do your best to not let bitterness mold you.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 27, 2019, 04:50:19 AM
No I had a great time. I thought something was developing here, because I decided to not think negative. Instead I was right to be negative. I knew it would end bad, but “oh no that was just me overthinking, it’s clearly going ok”. Even today I could feel real chemistry and a feeling that this is someone who could get me. But no that’s not what was happening.

I rather have never meet her then instead experience a another major disappointment.

The lesson here is always expect disappointment because that’s a pretty reliable thought.

The funny thing is when I would talk to my friends in real life.

They would go

“Oh I’m so happy for you”

Every single time. Maybe because they could feel how excited I was. Maybe because they knew I have been looking for awhile. But now that I think about it, it’s pretty condenscening. “oh the little loser may have some actual person who likes him”. Of course in the end they were as wrong as I was.

So now you know even when I try. Even when it sounds good. It isn’t. So don’t even fucking try.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2019, 06:47:58 AM
Slow down trooper. Having ladies in your social circle is actually a plus.
She might not be interested at this time for a number of reasons but relationships can grow.
There's also a chance she might be able to set you up with her friends or offer you advice from a girl perspective if you find someone else.

A guy that hangs around girls, talks to them and has lady friends is more attractive than someone who has cast out everyone who didn't want to fuck him.
In fact you could hit bars, clubs etc. together with no strings attached but not be alone when you do so.

Half the relationships of my friends happened because they were hitting on A.
A wasn't interested, but they remained in touch and at birthday parties/social events that A invited them to they met with others who were interested.

You don't want a dozen of these actively in your 'friend zone' but having 1 or 2 of such friends can get you into places and circles you otherwise wouldn't be introduced to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 27, 2019, 08:56:00 AM
Edit-nvm. I just don't want anymore female friends. I have enough. Yes it's nice to talk to them for thier perspective. None of them have set me up with anyone. It's annoying to constantly just be friends. Espically when you would like to do more. I mean I want to have sex too. But I cant buy it. I can't just do casual stuff. I like it to be with someone I actually like and am comfortable with. I keep just being friends with women. I'm just tired of this crap. I mean I don't want to come off as desperate. But I want someone. But it seems hard to find someone when you're looking. But finding someone means you have to be open to being vulnerable. Every time I've made myself vulnerable I've been hurt. I just don't want to keep doing this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 27, 2019, 11:00:53 AM
Quote from: Stro on January 27, 2019, 10:40:00 AM
I don't know if this belongs here or in Fitness thread, but after about 6 months of wanting to move up to adding carrying people around on my carries at the gym, I finally asked a girl who I've seen in there off and on for 2 years and I know she's seen me doing all my carries every time we're both in there so it wouldn't be a completely insane request that I might ask someone to hop on my back for a lap around the gym. Plus she kept coming back into the area where I do my work, so I figured it couldn't hurt to ask.



Immediately got hit with the  :confused


The real humiliation wasn't the rejection, because 1. I wasn't asking about a date or anything and 2. I understand it's really weird to go up to a stranger and ask if you can carry them around the gym  :lol

No, the real humiliation was right after when I continued my set, but she was doing lunges on the walking path, so I had to walk around so as to not seem like I was following her :beli


 :lol


Even worse, I probably can't ask anyone again for another 6 months without getting a reputation. Or I'll have to carry a dude around.  >:(

Yea this is why I dont play like that at my gym despite some possible threads to pull. Theres women inside and out but only one gym I like thats convenient.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 27, 2019, 11:48:28 AM
I wouldn’t really depend on your girl friends hooking you up.  Most really don’t do that and they can really miss the mark if they do try to set you up.  Hanging out with them makes for some nice dating profile pictures though and also let’s the girl know you’re not some creepy ResetEra type of guy.

I love girl friends, much more than I do my guy friends.  I really don’t give a shit what most guys think about anyway, except for you fine folks here at The Bore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 27, 2019, 06:49:17 PM
Seems to be the same shit to me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 27, 2019, 07:14:17 PM
can you tell us specifically how it went down? You're making it sound like you two were on the couch and you leaned over and said "so, I'm confused, need some clarification, are we gonna bone?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 27, 2019, 08:12:52 PM
Oh no. I asked after she left over text. I asked after honestly another solid night of hanging out. One where it was very clear we enjoyed each other’s company. Maybe that’s why I wanted some clarification. I mean we text everyday and it’s good conversation, we have hung out 1 on 1, shared a lot of personal stuff, drank together, ect ect. On paper it seems like she likes me and not simply as a friend. Especially since this heated up after she knew I had that kind of interests. So I was a little drunk and it probably wasnt the coolest move and decided to ask her after she got home and started texting me. All I asked was “What are we doing. Are we kind of dating. I just want to know where I stand”.

It wasn’t cool to ask, but I think it was a fair question. I didn’t mean it in a “you’re going to be my gf” kind of way. I don’t know if I want a gf now either. I was asking just to know what’s going on.

She just said “no she wouldn’t call it that because we are just hanging out and because she plans to move she doesn’t want to lead me on”.

Which is what I thought, but I guess I just wanted to make sure.

I mean I’ve talked to her since and she says we are cool and nothings changed, but it’s easier to say that. It’s probably over.

But I am tired of choosing girls when the timing is bad and/or they want to be friends. I mean this one is probably my fault for not being mature to handle it, but it still pisses me off. Makes me want to keep to myself.

It’s not even just about sex. Simply some sort of touching or intimice is lacking. I’ve kissed a girl like two times. What the fuck is that? Like oh boy I’m cool enough to have females that don’t dislike me, but sex or anything else if off the table. It’s enough to drive someone crazy.

And again I want to avoid any incel shit. Which again is why with this one I made my feelings clear. I guess not 100% intentions clear. But I wasn’t “oh boy if she’s my friend she’ll have sex with me. Oh she doesn’t fuck her”. I’m not on that, this is a bit more nuanced and complex. I rather blame myself then women anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 27, 2019, 08:55:17 PM
I've been out of the dating pool for awhile, so take this all with a grain of salt:

Don't deal with emotional topics, such as "So what's going on between us?" or "Are we going out?" in text. Text is too open to misinterpretation. Save it for in person, or at least talk on the phone. There are too many social cues which reside in tone, inflection, body language, facial expression -- all of which are lost in text.

Don't seek to clarify something that is still forming. You've got some kind of connection with her, let it become whatever it's going to become without trying to define it. You're looking for an easy win, an early determination, and that stands more chance of ruining it than letting it gel on its own.

She might know where she wants the relationship to go, or she may be just as up-in-the-air as you are. Give the relationship some space to grow.

Don't ever let a "friend" attend something that you're half-hoping is a date. I cannot believe you let a third wheel attend; that guy is either further on the spectrum than you are, or intentionally messing with your situation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 27, 2019, 10:54:09 PM
Quote from: Glen on January 27, 2019, 03:15:34 PM
This new season is more confusing than Lost Season 5.

s5 was great tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 27, 2019, 11:15:38 PM
Well whatever, that saga is probably over. At least it got further before I screwed it up.

I wonder if I’ll ever have sex or success with a woman.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 27, 2019, 11:32:21 PM
Just do what I did and abandon hope of ever being happy again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2019, 12:58:49 AM
she probably searched your sn and found this thread, rahx  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 28, 2019, 01:05:58 AM
“What are we” triggers me more than a feminist on tumblr.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 28, 2019, 01:08:23 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 28, 2019, 01:05:58 AM
“What are we” triggers me more than a feminist on tumblr.

(https://i.imgur.com/KFL3pQb.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 01:10:05 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 28, 2019, 01:05:58 AM
“What are we” triggers me more than a feminist on tumblr.
Why?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 28, 2019, 02:33:32 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 27, 2019, 08:12:52 PM
She just said “no she wouldn’t call it that because we are just hanging out and because she plans to move she doesn’t want to lead me on”.

I could be completely misreading that but that seems to me like the doors still open for something casual.

But yes as others have said, I would recommend not asking big dramatic questions over text even if it feels a lot easier.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 28, 2019, 10:34:54 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 28, 2019, 01:05:58 AM
“What are we” triggers me more than a feminist on tumblr.

(https://abload.de/img/l-26489-him-what-are-ijjdj.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=l-26489-him-what-are-ijjdj.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 12:06:51 PM
I was asking why it would trigger her.

I also don’t know why wanting to know something like that is bad. I’d want you know what’s going on in a relationship.

Also my question was “what are we doing”.

And I guess since the “friendship” ended because of that, she wasn’t worth it anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 28, 2019, 12:18:04 PM
Lots of guys misconstrue women being friendly with them with being romantically interested in then, viz. "What are we?" dredging up unpleasant memories.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 28, 2019, 12:21:18 PM
Quote from: Kara on January 28, 2019, 12:18:04 PM
Lots of guys misconstrue women being friendly with them with being romantically interested in then, viz. "What are we?" dredging up unpleasant memories.
not just women

*looks away quickly in hopes Kara doesn't catch him staring across the room*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 12:34:29 PM
This is why dating and talking to women is frustrating bullshit. Now I’m the bad guy? Because I tried to come at this person romantically and not as a friend? What the fuck? Wait so I was supposed to be her friend first and then spring on her that actually I was her friend because I wanted to date her? I was told not to do that. What is going on here?

Like what was I supposed to do here?

Again I iniated this by asking her out on a date. Not, hey want to be friends. I told her early in our interactions that I liked her romantaiclly. It was out out there. Intentions were not unclear on my side. I’m wrong for doing that? What the fuck? I’m pretty sure your peoples advice before has been “hey don’t wait” or “hey don’t make your intentions unclear”. Which I did. And now that was wrong. She even made comments that she knew I liked her. She was not unaware. She made fun of how obvious it was even.

But I guess I was miss reading and she was just being friendly. If she was just being friendly how the fuck are you ever supposed to tell if a girl is interested. I guess that’s impossible.
Quote from: riotous on January 28, 2019, 12:10:33 PM
You literally said you had zero interest in being this person's friend Rahx.    If you are concerned with people knowing things perhaps you could have told  her that fact, and then she could have told you to fuck off because what kind of fucking prick befriends someone they have no interest in being friends with?
I was concerned because it already seemed like we were dating.

And a better question would be why would spend time alone with and be in constant communication with someone who’s already made it known they are romantaiclly interested in you if you didn’t share those feelings. That’s fucked up.

Oh but I guess now I’m learning from the bore that the nice guy friend tactic is the one that works.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 28, 2019, 12:34:53 PM
Also, things like that need space to grow organically. A text like that can come across as a demand, roughly “let’s get sexy or stop hanging out with me” and that kind of demanding nature is a turn off. Romance is still a thing, and asking point blank without making any kind of physical move doesn’t really give anyone a chance to enjoy the situation and see if it feels right. Formally requesting a relationship when you haven’t really had something to build on will fall flat because you’re asking to lock in something that hasn’t even started yet

Tough reality: you are not afforded the comfort of knowing it will be received well for you to make a move. Trying to secure that comfort before you do will kill romance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 28, 2019, 12:37:04 PM
+1 to catscatscats, it was goin good and then you killed it after a week and a half
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 28, 2019, 12:43:22 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on January 28, 2019, 12:21:18 PM
Quote from: Kara on January 28, 2019, 12:18:04 PM
Lots of guys misconstrue women being friendly with them with being romantically interested in then, viz. "What are we?" dredging up unpleasant memories.
not just women

*looks away quickly in hopes Kara doesn't catch him staring across the room*

(https://i.imgur.com/MyXuiMn.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 28, 2019, 12:46:09 PM
I didn't say you were the bad guy, Rah, I was explaining why a particular phrase might be unpleasant for some people. I'm not terribly familiar with your situation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2019, 12:56:07 PM
I've been told by my female friends that they think of a guy as nutless if he has to ask things like that through text.  Asking through text probably killed it more than just asking the question.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 28, 2019, 12:59:20 PM
Yeah, there’s a hyuuge difference between a Chad in person “We doin this? ” and Virgin text “What are we doing?”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 01:05:45 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 28, 2019, 12:44:31 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 12:34:29 PM
And a better question would be why would spend time alone with and be in constant communication with someone who’s already made it known they are romantaiclly interested in you if you didn’t share those feelings. That’s fucked up.

lol.. what a fucking cunt!  Spending time with you! My god! And talking to you!

THAT BITCH!
Yeah it comes off like that. Sorry, that’s not my intent.

All of you are right and I know that. It would have been better to go with the flow which I already knew was the better plan and was actually doing. Instead of trying to make some sort of delcrations. I guess my overthinking and paranoia really got to me.

I’m just really fucked up and depressed about not specifically this(though  this failure hurts a lot), but my “dating” life in general. I really wish I could just exit it and not have to ever deal with it. It’s too hard for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 28, 2019, 01:27:10 PM
Point is Rahx, you need to stop looking for a here and now. Godfather esq thunderbolts of instant love or attraction is not whats typical. This stuff develops over weeks and months of getting to know a person if you havent met specifically with the intent of dating.

Also throwing away a friendly relationship is not a good look. Youre drowning in your own misery and letting it influence decisions like this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 01:47:14 PM
Hmm most people I know in real life life date or start getting physical not too long after both parties know they like each other. It’s not a long game of months of getting to know each other. I don’t know anyone who talked to a girl for months and then was able to date then. Most people say you have to make a move or yknow get friend zoned.

Like two friends in my friend group. They were aware of the girl for maybe a month. Started actually talking to them for a week and then went straight into dating. My best friend went away to the Air Force. A month after basic training he meet and started dating his current long term girlfriend. Even my sister started dating her current bf not soon after meeting them. My Mexican friend said one of the problems was I didn’t let my feelings be known quickly because instead I let them sit and tried to be her friend. My good female friend went straight into the fuck zone once it was clear both parties were intersted in each other. When two people are intersted I don’t know a lot that just wait around..

I don’t know anyone who’s just been friends for a while and then started dating. Most people seem to strike pretty quick. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen though.

But whatever I don’t know. I don’t want to know. I want to cut off my penis and take drugs that make not even care about anything. That’s what I’d like to do. Of course you can’t do these things. But I would be pretty happy if you could.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 28, 2019, 01:59:04 PM
Does everyone not just get black out with people on dates then end up in bed

That worked for me for years until one just stuck around
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 02:08:04 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 28, 2019, 02:01:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 01:47:14 PM
But whatever I don’t know. I don’t want to know. I want to cut off my penis and take drugs that make not even care about anything. That’s what I’d like to do. Of course you can’t do these things. But I would be pretty happy if you could.

Strange how much of a whiny baby you acted like when I suggested growing older might lessen your sex drive.


Eh...thats not really the same thing. I'm talking about not having a penis and not giving a shit about women or sex. You're talking about  maybe just caring less, but still having to deal with incredible loneliness and thoughts of wasted time. You're talking about, oh maybe you'll feel better after realzing you wasted your sexual prime and are now a real adult with the sexual experince of maybe an 18 year old, surrounded by women who probably have well eclipsed that and are unto some real shit. Yes what a nice comfort, but nice try. Miracle cure all is the same thing as mid adult existential crisis. I can't belive someone dosen't see how ludicrous "oh your 30s will be fine" as a comfort is.

Quote
(not really strange, you are a whiny fucking baby about literally every single thing)
No, just sex and relationships. Not really whinny about any other subjects. But it's pretty easy for you to say. You're not a near 30 year old sex/relationship loser. No you get to have tons of sex don't you? You've had plenty of relationships haven't you? I wonder what you'd be like if you did'nt have anything like that. Hell, you probably bumbled into positive experiences and from there were able to learn and grow from a base that did'nt reinforce your negatives. Even with your fuck ups, you were probably at least able to look at positives that existed. Such as well "Yeah I didn't have sex this time, but whatever I was able to do it before".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 28, 2019, 02:08:57 PM
riotous is hella sexy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 28, 2019, 02:17:35 PM
Rahx: Come on, what would you do?

Bore: Get up on my feet,  stop making tired excuses

Rahx: what would you do?

Bore: boy, I know if our Atra can do it, Rahxy you can do it

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 28, 2019, 02:23:02 PM
Quote from: Huff on January 28, 2019, 01:59:04 PM
Does everyone not just get black out with people on dates then end up in bed

That worked for me for years until one just stuck around

You gon make Rahx into a daddy with the first blackout bar hookup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 02:38:14 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 28, 2019, 02:17:35 PM
Rahx: Come on, what would you do?

Bore: Get up on my feet,  stop making tired excuses

Rahx: what would you do?

Bore: boy, I know if our Atra can do it, Rahxy you can do it

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To be fair, I thought I was taking the bore's advice in stride. But I guess I don't understand the nuances of friendship/dating. And I guess I'm afraid of vagueness and can't let things be/be chill.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 28, 2019, 02:43:41 PM
>But I guess I was miss reading and she was just being friendly. If she was just being friendly how the fuck are you ever supposed to tell if a girl is interested. I guess that’s impossible.

Because they will make a move or talk sex with you.

Even a woman that doesn't like to be forward will eventually crack and will give you obvious signs. They're not monsters that enjoy watching you suffer or struggle.

Why are you still trying?!? I told you this game is not for you. You are not wired to play it and it is negatively impacting your life. "Loneliness" is bullshit anyways, it's just the reward system set up in your head to keep the species going. The male version of baby fever. Compartmentalize that shit and put it on a shelf and recognize for what it is. Lizard brain shit.





Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on January 28, 2019, 03:04:46 PM
Even though you handled that rather poorly, the setting that you had with that girl was a pretty shitty one anyway and imo the longer it continued the worse it would have gotten. You need more game for that stuff and even then waiting weeks or months is boring. Just treat it like training and keep trying different stuff until you "get it".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 03:32:57 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 28, 2019, 02:43:41 PM
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Why are you still trying?!? I told you this game is not for you. You are not wired to play it and it is negatively impacting your life. "Loneliness" is bullshit anyways, it's just the reward system set up in your head to keep the species going. The male version of baby fever. Compartmentalize that shit and put it on a shelf and recognize for what it is. Lizard brain shit.
I don’t think I’m wired for this either, but this seems a bit too nihilistic for me. I also don’t know how you could do this without becoming an even more miserable person. I mean no one wants to be alone. It seems as implausible as a drug that makes you not want to care. Which yeah I would take, but it doesn’t exist and it’s not something I actually want. I mean at the end of the day I’m a social person and like people, want to mak them happy/please them. I’m just easily hurt and confused by them.

And while right now I want to just isolate myself and not deal with anything or meet any women. I can only do that for so long before I try again and yeah probably fail. I mean what I’m most afraid of is becoming more of a bitter and hopeless person. It seems impossible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 03:55:42 PM
But on the flip side, if you have any material/books to read on how to live alone and be happy I’d like to read them. Even I realize this is becoming a lost cause.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2019, 04:34:44 PM
Are you a pleaser, rahx? That will need to change if you want your dating life to get better. Always being concerned about what she wants is not a good move. Reason being, is that women are often unsure about what they want until they are getting it. You can ask a girl if it's okay to kiss her, or you can decide you want a kiss and go for it. Asking and getting told "no", does not mean you would get a "no" had you just gone for it. In the moment she may decide to kiss you back and feel good about it afterwards. You may also get shutdown going for a kiss and that's completely fine. Being turned down while going for a kiss can be for any number of reasons, all of which may have nothing to do with you. Could be something as silly as her feeling self-conscious about her breath, because she ate a chili dog with hella onions before meeting up with you.

When taking her out to eat somewhere. Don't concern yourself with what she wants to eat and where she wants to go.  ::) Decide what you feel like eating and where you want to go. Being decisive and knowing what you want will get you where you want to be, being a pleaser will not.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 28, 2019, 04:58:50 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 03:32:57 PM
I mean at the end of the day I’m a social person and like people, want to mak them happy/please them. I’m just easily hurt and confused by them.

Nah, this is bullshit.

If what you said here is true, you'd be thrilled that she wanted to be your friend. You'd be thrilled that a new person wants to get to know you and you can bounce ideas off of.

But instead, you're frustrated. Because you're not going to get your dick sucked or be able to release this burden you've put on yourself. She's not a person to you, or a new opportunity to expand your social circle, but a thing you need to stick your dick into.





Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 05:15:21 PM
So how are you supposed to approach every romantic potential?

As a friend. Just be their friend and that’s it.

I’ve been told here that’s wrong. Like wtf do you want from me.

And you’re incredibly wrong toxicadam. I did not see her as a thing and if you read my posts you would see sex was not my main goal if at all and at every point I was worried how I came off to her as to not put pressure we.

I don’t understand word anyone is supposed to do here. My whole life I’ve just tried to be friends with girls and it’s fine, but if you try to move past that even most women say it’s because you positioned yourself as a friends not a romantic possibility. Now you are calling me a price of shit because I didn’t do that this time and am not happy with the result. Not only that you’re telling me oh it’s because you should have been her friend. Like wtf do you people want from me. Like Christ none of this makes sense anymore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 05:44:14 PM
Or are you saying ToxicAdam that “well she doesn’t like you like that and you tried so you should be ok with being friends”.

Well have the reason I’m bothered by this is because usually they doesn’t work. In my experience most women don’t want to be friends with someone who had romantic interests in them. My Mexican friend from last year had a sit down and explained everything to me as to why we couldn’t work(guess what a lot of it was because I never made a move and just tired to be her friend) and it was fine. I was fine with being friends and happy to get that past me. But in the end she didn’t treat me like a friend and decided to just end the friendship once she find a boyfriend she actually liked.

It was whatever. I’m happy she’s happy and I wish her no ill feelings.

I don’t with this one ill feelings either, but was hoping to avoid a similar situation where I just become a friend and never say anything so I said it early.  I’m fine being friends, but worried that now this are too awkward and she’s pushed away. Which is also what can happen a friend tells a friend they have interests in them. A girl can feel like she’s leading you on just by doing anything. Even if that’s not how the guy feels. I don’t feel like she was leading me on, but I did feel like we had a connection. Which is really why I wanted to know so I knew what has going on and knew how to handle it. Which ironically made it seem like I couldn’t handle it.

But it has nothing to do with treating her like a thing or just wanting sex like your trying to say. I don’t want to have sex with people I don’t feel comfortable with or don’t like.

But I don’t understand what you bore members want me to do. Sometimes it’s you gotta just ask out women and not positioned yourself as a friend. Now it’s you gotta be friends with them. Sometimes it’s “whatever move unto the next one”. Now it’s oh you’re a douche for not wanting to be friends. What is it?

No I don’t think I should be thrilled that again another women just wants to be friends. Thrilled is not the word to use. I shouldn’t be upset, no but it doesn’t help my “burden” as you say.  But I already know that’s in my insecurity and no one else’s.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 28, 2019, 06:36:50 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 03:55:42 PM
But on the flip side, if you have any material/books to read on how to live alone and be happy I’d like to read them. Even I realize this is becoming a lost cause.

You need a hobby. And I don't mean that in something to pass the time. Something to pour yourself into, creatively, that will develop a good sense of self worth.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 06:57:45 PM
Yeah how about “serial killer”.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 28, 2019, 06:59:53 PM
So it... begins
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 07:52:59 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 28, 2019, 06:59:53 PM
So it... begins
I did watch The House that Jack Built Recently....



It wasn’t very good. Room for improvement.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 28, 2019, 08:25:29 PM
I think giving advice to Rahxephon is meaningless because we’re not getting the full story.  Not saying he’s a liar, rather that it’s all based on a very slanted and stilted perspective.  People have been giving advice for five years or more now but we’re still at square one.  I still think his brain has been effectively rewired thanks to a huge amount of porn, perhaps essentially losing the ability to socialize with women entirely.  It’s like the Harlow experiments: https://www.psychologynoteshq.com/psychological-studies-harlows-monkey/

Also this: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC285801/pdf/pnas00159-0105.pdf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 08:42:54 PM
Maybe I would be socially healthy if I fucked high class escorts too.

Maybe I would be positive about sex if I bought good sex experiences.

But I don’t know what the trick to being socialized with women would be beyond...I don’t know treat them like people. I treat women just like I would treat anyone else. I have female friends and socialize with plenty of women at my work place. I’m not intersted in them so there’s no awkwardness/problem. No reason to overthink any interactions.


Also what would porn have to do with anything? Porn isn’t real and at no point have I ever thought what goes in porn is an accurate depiction of women. You make it sound like I have so view of women that is basically either they are all whores or something when I don’t.

Also what would I have to withhold from this story? This is the excaxtly what happen. I mean I showed you the texts and everything. I haven’t shyer away from anything negative.

I haven’t even tried to be that antagonistic here either. I’ve agreed with and even taken plenty of advice and critiques here. Though I have an issue with some.

Maybe you should just ban me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 28, 2019, 09:05:35 PM
We process failure the same we process grief, Rah. (Humans are dumb, something to keep in mind whenever someone appeals to the existence of a sophisticated human nature.)

It's OK to feel how you feel right now, but you're going to have to find a better way to channel your grief. Talking about becoming an unknown subject, engaging with people who want to dunk on you even though it makes them look like mega dorks, and writing screeds aren't getting it done.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 28, 2019, 09:49:47 PM
I don't think whatever you had going with that woman was a total failure. You're, probably, not going to hook up with her or anything like that but you seemingly had a woman interested in you for a while there. This can be taken as a good experience to learn from. Next time tell your friend to fuck off and get his video games another time and then make a move on the girl. Give her some sign that you're romantically/sexually interested in her and for God's sake no grandiose texts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 28, 2019, 10:12:26 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 03:55:42 PM
But on the flip side, if you have any material/books to read on how to live alone and be happy I’d like to read them. Even I realize this is becoming a lost cause.

Why not go into the priesthood?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 10:26:37 PM
That was actually a serious idea I had coming out of high school and failing college the first time. I’ve had a lot of religious teaching during my life because I went to religious schools. But my fathers death kind of destroyed my faith definitively  so that’s not really something I’d want to involve myself with.

I mean this had nothing to do with relationships I or anything. Back then when it was a real idea I didn’t care about that stuff. I was like 20, 21. I still felt like those were to things that would eventually happen and I was pretty happy. A fact a friend brought up recently.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 29, 2019, 12:01:23 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 08:42:54 PM
But I don’t know what the trick to being socialized with women would be beyond...I don’t know treat them like people. I treat women just like I would treat anyone else. I have female friends and socialize with plenty of women at my work place. I’m not intersted in them so there’s no awkwardness/problem. No reason to overthink any interactions.

To be honest, that might be the problem. Yeah you say you overthink but is that because you're trying to gather positive yelp reviews or because you want a repeat customer? Needing the mood and schedule to be declared as though you don't want to waste your time on a window-shopper is kind of fucked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 29, 2019, 08:29:17 AM
Rahx, this is me giving you a honest POV. Not trying to be mean.

You expect too much, too soon. You seem to have very little respect for the female gender, like not taking her feelings (or possible the lack of) into consideration before deciding to make things extremely awkward.

You literally said you thought she was interested because she wore her hair down one day, and sat next to you when you two were gaming together. Like what??? Where was she supposed to sit then, across the room from you?

You come off as those Gaf dudes who are like “Omg this girl on the bus looked at me today, does she like me? Should I ask her out?”.

What on earth made you think you were dating? Did she kiss you? Did you fuck? Have you been ACTUALLY flirting together? Not from what we’ve seen on here. At all. It’s been 100% platonic from what you’ve told us.

I’d be real worried if I was hanging out with a friend and he thought I was interested in more than being friends only based off of how I wore my hair that day. She clearly hasn’t indicated wanting anything more, you’ve just been wishfully seeing things.

Your approach to relationships, girls and dating seems very elementary school-like. You act like girls owe you. They don’t owe you shit, just because you’re being polite to them. Frankly, it’s terrifying seeing how aggressive and angry you become after being rejected. And don’t give me the “but I always get rejected” bullshit. You look for things that really aren’t there, then blame females when they didn’t see things the same way as you did.

For the 100th time, you need to work on yourself before anything. You don’t seem fit to be in a relationship at all until you can realize that dating someone won’t magically make you happy if you hate yourself, and honestly, until you stop hating women for not being interested. Work on your aggression too, please. It’s worrying how unstable you come off as sometimes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 29, 2019, 09:03:30 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 29, 2019, 08:29:17 AM
You don’t seem fit to be in a relationship at all until you can realize that dating someone won’t magically make you happy if you hate yourself,

https://youtu.be/gXeqKazgJQ4
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 29, 2019, 09:14:05 AM
I appreciate your perspective on this, Valkyrie.  Thank you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2019, 12:19:10 PM
I don’t appreciate it because it’s clear to me you can’t read and rather focus on small things instead of what was actually said. Then use that to make your biased judgement. But I don’t expect anything else from you so I don’t care.

But of course people like Olivia will like it.

And people like Blue will even though before they were supportive.

Pretty much everything in your post is wrong, but arguing with you will only hurt me, so I won’t bother.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 29, 2019, 12:40:58 PM
Bruh come the fuck on, you asked for her perspective
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 29, 2019, 12:51:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2019, 12:19:10 PM

And people like Blue will even though before they were supportive.

I liked it for three reasons. One it was the female perspective you've been trying to divine this whole time right there, in multiparagraphs. Two she's absolutsly right about the self loathing as other have been saying for while. Three, she actually took time to devote that much into a single post to try and help you out.

I understand it must hurt and be seen as an attack the very fabric that makes up you but you have to take a step back from yourself and see what truly needs to be done.  Youre always playing defense in here and never really considering the advice put forth. From people who are probably pretty happy with where they are right now. Theres a reason for that happiness and it would be wise to glean something from it.

Yes some of this advice comes from a place specific to the person but there is a commonality in all of it. Love fornoneself, from which you gain self confidence and the things you want now take time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 29, 2019, 01:03:47 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/BLztQxg/Screenshot-20190129-190233-Tinder.jpg)

I'm sure we can "get deeper"

 :jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 29, 2019, 01:23:59 PM
We all rush to death in our own way, good luck!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 29, 2019, 01:29:47 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 29, 2019, 01:03:47 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/BLztQxg/Screenshot-20190129-190233-Tinder.jpg)

I'm sure we can "get deeper"

 :jawalrus

Id cut her loose if you dont have any intention of exploring a relationship with her further. You may view her as a desperate oddity but I'm sure shes views you as a potential way out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2019, 02:31:50 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 29, 2019, 12:40:58 PM
Bruh come the fuck on, you asked for her perspective
No I did'nt. I asked why that phrase(which again is not excactly what I said) why that would trigger her. I did'nt ask for her perspective.

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You expect too much, too soon. You seem to have very little respect for the female gender, like not taking her feelings (or possible the lack of) into consideration before deciding to make things extremely awkward.
I mean what is this? How am I expecting too much? I've been in constant communication for two months and it's "escalated". I already asked her out on a date and we've hung out alone multiple times after already saying I was interested. Even then I said I did'nt expect anything. And if I was how is that too soon? Plenty of people start dating or having sex a a few weeks after knowing each other. Valkyrie had sex with someone a few hours after meeting someone. How did I have little respect for her gender or feelings? It was stupid to ask, but I did it because I did'nt want to over step my bounds towards her. I wanted to know what she was thinking. Nowhere was I trying to declare anything. I wanted to know where the girl was. I only realized how that was a problem after talking about on here and even in real life people have said it wasn't a huge deal to want to know. But apparently wanting to know whats going on is disrespecting the girl.

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You literally said you thought she was interested because she wore her hair down one day, and sat next to you when you two were gaming together. Like what??? Where was she supposed to sit then, across the room from you?
No that was an example of how different she came to the end hangout. The one where she brought alcohol, the one that was her idea, the one where she specifically made herself "hotter". Yes having her hair straitened and down was a bit different then the very casual hangout last time where she just came over basically not caring that much about her appearance. Overthinking details and reading into them? Yes, I am, but thats why I mentioned them so people can call check on me or not. The point was that she came more prepared for this hangout and maybe that was signalling something. But I guess you couldn't grasp that point or I'm just reading into things.

And yes, in our set up, there are two couches. You don't have to sit next to me to play or watch the tv. Which she did'nt the first time. But I guess I shouldn't think about these possible body language cues at all.

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You come off as those Gaf dudes who are like “Omg this girl on the bus looked at me today, does she like me? Should I ask her out?”.
Yeah except for the fact that I'm not coming here based on looks. I came here based on the fact that the girl talks to me a lot, texts a lot, initiates the texts, wants to hang out, wants to play video games a lot, tells me personal stuff, and so on. All after I already asked her out and told her I was romantically interested in her.  So how do I come off as one of those people that goes "a girl smiled at me, she must like me" people. Plenty of girls simile at me, I don't give a fuck. Few girls are texting me well into the AM, right after they get off work, wondering what I'm doing, and drinking with me alone. Maybe if you read what was actually posted. But no I guess it's just like those GAF guys.

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What on earth made you think you were dating? Did she kiss you? Did you fuck? Have you been ACTUALLY flirting together? Not from what we’ve seen on here. At all. It’s been 100% platonic from what you’ve told us.
I wasn't aware you had to be physical with someone before it's considered dating. I thought maybe some girls would want to take it slow and make sure it's not all about that first. Espically girls that maybe have a problematic history with sex. I guess I was wrong, just like I guess I was wrong about the way to start dating women is not starting out as just thier friend.

Why did I think maybe we were heading into that direction? Because I asked her out on a date, she did'nt say no. Later said she was hesitant about a relationship, and then proceeded to hang out a lot and be open to hanging out more. All while being in constant communication. With honestly just me, she dosen't seem to talk to any other dudes.

Was it the wrong take? Absolutely, but I don't think it was a crazy thought. But I guess people don't show interests by seemingly being interested in a person.

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I’d be real worried if I was hanging out with a friend and he thought I was interested in more than being friends only based off of how I wore my hair that day. She clearly hasn’t indicated wanting anything more, you’ve just been wishfully seeing things.
Would you also hang out alone and drink alone with that "friend" who already asked you out and said they wanted to go out on a date with you?

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Your approach to relationships, girls and dating seems very elementary school-like.
I kind of agree somewhat. Hence my problem with almost being 30 and being like this. Maybe if I had more experince I would understand these things.

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You act like girls owe you. They don’t owe you shit, just because you’re being polite to them.
This is bullshit though. Nowhere did I espouse this. This is you just digging into me with your own bias.

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You look for things that really aren’t there, then blame females when they didn’t see things the same way as you did.
Yeah none of these things happen at all..

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For the 100th time, you need to work on yourself before anything. You don’t seem fit to be in a relationship at all until you can realize that dating someone won’t magically make you happy if you hate yourself, and honestly, until you stop hating women for not being interested. Work on your aggression too, please. It’s worrying how unstable you come off as sometimes.
Quite frankly I'm tired of reading this. If you actually read what I said, you'd have seen that I even agreed with that.

But nowhere did I say I hate myself. I hate that I'm having such a hard time. Which actually you know having some success would yknow help..But I don't hate myslef.

And nowhere did I say I hate or blame women. Here I've blamed everything on myself for not being able to assess the situation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 29, 2019, 02:44:04 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 29, 2019, 01:03:47 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/BLztQxg/Screenshot-20190129-190233-Tinder.jpg)

I'm sure we can "get deeper"

 :jawalrus

Deep enough to steal both your kidneys  :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 29, 2019, 02:51:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/mGoOYLI.jpg)
I'm not trying to "dunk" on you, like Kara might suggest, but maybe posting screeds this long is correlated with scaring women off
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2019, 03:04:37 PM
More like causation.


Also complaining about "long" posts on a message forum is pretty stupid.

All posting on here is tedious and none of it really actually long.

But it is pointless since people like Valkyrie don't even read it before making thier critiques.

But sorry for defending myself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 29, 2019, 03:16:29 PM
Riotous, I don't think you were here for this, but there's a little bit of context. Rahx abused the shit out of Valkyrie in this thread in late 2017. He apologized but it was seriously some of the nastiest stuff I've seen posted online. He's clearly changed a lot for the better, but that might explain why Valkyrie was going in on him so hard.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2019, 03:22:58 PM
"nastiest stuff I've seen posted online." "abused"


You must live a charmed internet life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 29, 2019, 03:45:43 PM
In the midst of planning a vacation to Italy with my girlfriend for early September... our first long vacation together (we spent the weekend in Philly, doesn't really count...)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2019, 04:13:37 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 29, 2019, 03:10:38 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2019, 12:34:29 PM
And a better question would be why would spend time alone with and be in constant communication with someone who’s already made it known they are romantaiclly interested in you if you didn’t share those feelings. That’s fucked up.

Is this you not blaming women?

I get that you basically said this statement was wrong Rahx, but what Val is referring to is how you come on here and you spout angry shit... whether it's directed 100% at women or not it often comes along with at least some angst toward's them and the combination is kind of whack.  And whether you recognize it's wrong or not it's still what you do/what you type here.

Imagine how this girl would feel if she knew your reaction to what happened was a rant about cutting off your own dick and how her hanging out with you was "fucked up."  I imagine she'd be more than a little freaked out, and that's why Val is going to have a similar reaction to your posts.
No thats not me not blaming women. That's me trying to reason how odd that would be and how I'm not sure why someone would do that. A man or a woman could do that. That's the thing, I did'nt think she was doing that. That's why I thought something was going on.

You said "why would a prick befriend someone they had no interests being friends with". I agree it would be dumb to do that just like it would be odd to do what I cited. Then again, I've already said, I don't understand this "be friends" route you people are all of a sudden on. Maybe the problem is miscommunication now.  While I understand why maybe asking the question was a mood killer, I think it was not because the girl had no interests. But rather because a slower pace what was going on here. What I don't understand is why I'm getting the blowback from you guys. With "oh you gotta be friends" and "it was stupid to wonder because you were'nt having sex".

And I don't know what angry shit I'm spouting. I'm not saying all women are shit or whores. What I'm doing if anything is shifting blame and problems on me. I'm not blaming women for not being interested, I'm blaming myself for not knowing how to deal with women. Where am I doing otherwise? Fine it comes off like that. Sorry.

And yes I imagine she would be freaked out. But my reaction is'nt even specifically aimed at her. It's aimed at my own inability. She's just the next one in line to prove my failure.

And then from reading that, you'll say "see you hate myself".

I don't think so. I know I have plenty of positives and am a decent person worthy of some sort of love. What I hate about myself is some of the insecurities I have, but even then it's probably only a little bit beyond the normal person. What I hate is that despite not being any worse then your average person is that I am unable to find the success that other people find easily.

I mean you people talk about having to do this and that and I can think of several examples in my everyday life that run counter.

"Oh you have to love yourself"

My friend is a depressed fuck who talks about how shitty his life in the military is and how much he'd maybe off himself. Loses his shit at sjw "nonsense" and so on. Has a long term gf.

"You have to build these things and they take time to grow"

Within a month of talking my friend(considered the loser of the group honestly) has a gf and fucks her a lot.

"Oh things will be fine when your 30"

No one I know has had to wait until thier 30s for positive sexual experinces and so on.

And so on.

Quote from: Glen on January 29, 2019, 04:06:28 PM
So you asked her out on a date, told her you were romantically interested, hung out with her alone multiple times, and then never made a move? There's your answer right there. Assuming she was interested in you at some point, that interest likely waned when you didn't make any kind of move after like the third or fourth time you hung out together. You did nothing to escalate the situation beyond friendship, and then asked her where you guys stood. That course of action just doesn't make any kind of sense.

It comes back to my post on the last page, which sadly only got one filler like. If you really believe that there's chemistry and she's into you, you have to go for it. You just have to. It's nerve-wracking the first few times, but you have to do it, or you'll never get anywhere unless you luck out with a girl who makes the move herself. Which I'll tell you right now is not going to be the majority of them. Not being able to go for it when the moment is clearly right shows a big lack of confidence, which is a huge turn-off.
Oh but I thought these things take months to build and grow?

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2019, 04:28:57 PM
I doubt all women work that way or it's that clear cut. But what do I know?

She already said she was hesitant about this stuff for plenty of reasons. Why would I make her uncomfortable, by trying to make a physical move? I thought your supposed to respect her feelings? And why would I need to escalate beyond friendship when I already set the basis of not being friendship? All your posts makes it seem like you have to force yourself unto someone and why would that be a good idea? You have to put pressure on someone.

Well as a passive person, I guess I'm not not fit for this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2019, 04:55:14 PM
I never decided she was into me. I thought it was possible. Because even my good friends don’t text as much ash did, or want to hang out as much as she did, doll themselves up to play Call of Duty, want to drink alone, laugh at everything I say, and so on.

Also I may not have thought we were flirting, but other people around us did and told me there was something there. Me not picking up on a girls flirting isn’t hard to believe. Also the girl is extremely sarcastic and monotone so it’s not exactly 100% obvious. Also I don’t know how to flirt and talk to everyone in friendly with the same way.

Clearly platonic. But no one in my real life thought so. Just on here.

The problem with Glen’s comments, and yours, and honestly this whole thread is your not there and things like Glen’s post that sound like abosuolutes are stupid because there is no rule to any of this. Not every person follows that order.

But whatever I guess she’s coming over today anyway. Maybe I should just tell her to cancel.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 29, 2019, 05:18:56 PM
(https://abload.de/img/giphy47rajdd.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=giphy47rajdd.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 29, 2019, 05:19:08 PM
I read some of those texts she sent rahx and I would have considered those flirting. and rahx was kind of flirting back. meh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2019, 05:25:03 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 29, 2019, 05:16:11 PM
More bitchy whiny sarcasm like I'm supposed to have been psychic and known your friends thought she was flirting with you.

Oh but wait..

Quote from: Rhax
#13 She sends flirty messages.

No.

Take your shit attitude and go fuck yourself.
I mean I was trying to be careful and not read into anything. Also flirting is something I don't know anything about. Remember. No experince. It's almost like me saying its damaging was right!

But yes I will go fuck myself. Somebody has too. Might as well be me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2019, 05:34:48 PM
I mean that kind of sounds like you’re whining right there.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 29, 2019, 05:39:54 PM
Quote from: Glen on January 29, 2019, 05:38:07 PM
The feeling when you go for it and she kisses you back though, that feeling is awesome.
this post made me flashback hard. There's this instantaneous change, where you don't know, and then the next instance, you know. One second you're treading water, looking for land, and then suddenly your toes hit the surface.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 29, 2019, 05:43:28 PM
#teamrahx

Don't take any of our shit, rahx! Have a great time hanging out with her tonight, bless up.  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 29, 2019, 06:21:40 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 29, 2019, 05:39:54 PM
Quote from: Glen on January 29, 2019, 05:38:07 PM
The feeling when you go for it and she kisses you back though, that feeling is awesome.
this post made me flashback hard. There's this instantaneous change, where you don't know, and then the next instance, you know. One second you're treading water, looking for land, and then suddenly your toes hit the surface.

Ugh vom
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 29, 2019, 07:19:02 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 28, 2019, 12:34:53 PM
Also, things like that need space to grow organically. A text like that can come across as a demand, roughly “let’s get sexy or stop hanging out with me” and that kind of demanding nature is a turn off. Romance is still a thing, and asking point blank without making any kind of physical move doesn’t really give anyone a chance to enjoy the situation and see if it feels right. Formally requesting a relationship when you haven’t really had something to build on will fall flat because you’re asking to lock in something that hasn’t even started yet

Tough reality: you are not afforded the comfort of knowing it will be received well for you to make a move. Trying to secure that comfort before you do will kill romance.

this
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 30, 2019, 02:42:22 AM
1. Xanax - can use this shit recreationally when you're not a nervous wreck, the curacao of scrips
2. Valium - time to plug in and drop out, heck yeah
3. Diazepam - we is doing TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION rn, love can bloom on a battlefield
4. Ativan - hey kids, do you want to get addicted to a med that can kill you on multiple vectors?

e: Please combine 2 and 3 together. I am an idiot!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 30, 2019, 03:45:57 AM
I know plenty of people addicted to xanax and not one person I know is addicted to ativan.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 30, 2019, 04:52:21 AM
This Rahx arc sucks. Can we please get back to the fact that Kramit is one step closer to either finding love or losing a kidney? Tell me more about that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on January 30, 2019, 06:22:53 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 29, 2019, 01:03:47 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/BLztQxg/Screenshot-20190129-190233-Tinder.jpg)

I'm sure we can "get deeper"

 :jawalrus

I have genuinely no idea why you're keeping this going.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2019, 07:39:30 AM
My girlfriend and my wife keep passing messages (and sexy pictures) to each other through me about what they want to do to each other and to me.   :noah

When I sleep with one of them I tell them what the other said and then they respond and tell me to pass on the message.  This is really fucking with my productivity and concentration  :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on January 30, 2019, 09:04:03 AM
Post the sexy pics of your GF, but not your wife since that's personal.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 30, 2019, 09:31:49 AM
I bet if Rahx put on Mupepe level mass he'd be in a sexy sandwich too. Of course Mups has natural charisma but it'd be a huge leg up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 30, 2019, 01:08:06 PM
Quote from: Glen on January 30, 2019, 02:53:09 AM
I feel like Xanax is more addictive for people with legit anxiety/panic disorder because of the short duration. You end up needing to take one like every hour during full blown panic days, and that can become habit forming pretty quickly.

I had to wean myself off of Xanax in 2012, and that was probably a bottom 3 life experience.

On the other hand, for people who just get occasional anxiety or feel high strung, it might be the best choice.

Quote from: filler on January 30, 2019, 03:45:57 AM
I know plenty of people addicted to xanax and not one person I know is addicted to ativan.

Generally speaking I think prescribing anti-anxiety medications for anxiety is a recipe for public health issues. In a broad sense, anxiety is a meta emotion like anger (which is to say an emotion felt about emotions), and because people have lots of reasons to genuinely be anxious in 2019 (in a historically specific sense).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Space Jam is Canon on January 30, 2019, 04:00:12 PM
Rahx, I'm late to this and I'm not going to go through the play-by-play of your last encounter, but Valkyrie, Jack, et al are dead on when they say that learning how to accept what's in your control and tempering your expectations accordingly will be the greatest asset to you.

Among other things, it sounds like you need to expand your horizons beyond your current group of friends. One of the great things about forming new connections is that you get the chance to be something new to someone else. A significant part of your identity is caught up with your relation to them and likely has been for a while, which, evinced by the comparisons you keep making, probably hasn't done you much good in the process of your development.

It seems like you're putting in the work on exposing yourself to new people, but your self-loathing is preventing you from extracting the lessons that would serve you best. Keeping on the grind is the right move, but you have more to address with yourself if you want to grow in the way that you're longing for.

That starts with learning how to be kinder to yourself, my dude. You are profoundly negative and seem like you have some untreated major depression. I'm not sure what your access to resources looks like, but you need someone more intimately attuned to your life to get guidance that feels satisfying and actionable. If I were you, I'd also speak with a psychiatrist and get started on a treatment plan.

Right now, your self-esteem is far too enmeshed with milestones that you haven't reached. I'm not you, but I do know what that feels like and that it can be overcome. I promise that unless you work on yourself in earnest, the goal posts will keep moving and there will always be some kind of albatross on your neck.

If you want, you can PM me and I'd be happy to share a few more things that I think would helpful for you and assist in finding some mental health resources in your area.

Quote from: Stro on January 30, 2019, 02:20:57 PM
Can't say it's particularly surprising that Jack has explosive anxiety and abuse of meds for said anxiety issues

Also, absolutely fuck off with this. This is a wholesome thread. Thank you for sharing your experiences, Jack.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 30, 2019, 04:02:57 PM
 :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 30, 2019, 04:05:24 PM
I took Xanax for 6 years. .5 mg 2 times a day.  Never had to up my dosage and was able to quit when the time was right.

You shouldn't be popping them like aspirin. You should plan ahead and take one before you know you're going to have potential triggers (like public places, school, work, parties, etc). The effect lasted for about 4 hours, and often you'd have to take a little stimulant (caffeine) to counteract it so you didn't seem dopey or dead.

I think it's a great drug. But it's more like a bridge or a blanket, then actual medicine. It's a means to get you through a rough patch, but not something that will actually solve your problems.

 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 30, 2019, 04:28:23 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 30, 2019, 07:39:30 AM
My girlfriend and my wife

This is the problem. Mupepe isn't leaving any females for the rest of us.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 30, 2019, 06:20:29 PM
Glad Green and I posting without care about anxiety meds turned into a productive discussion about their use. Swords to plowshares. :rejoice

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Reb on January 31, 2019, 06:34:30 AM
mmarsu, please update

you are still the worst
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 31, 2019, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Reb on January 31, 2019, 06:34:30 AM
mmarsu, please update

you are still the worst

He's busy dipping his springroll in her sriracha sauce, as her little dumpling looks on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on January 31, 2019, 09:26:22 AM
yeah can we keep the highly addictive bzd use to a min around here thank u v much

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on January 31, 2019, 09:57:31 AM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on January 31, 2019, 07:34:18 AM
He's busy dipping his springroll in her sriracha sauce, as her little dumpling looks on.

Highly problematic but still liked
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 31, 2019, 10:43:51 AM
Y’all just nervous he’s dead now
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2019, 12:22:26 PM
I miss the melancholic and introspective Atra stories. All this anger and mania is tiring.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 31, 2019, 12:49:32 PM
All Atra did was post during manic episodes itt. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2019, 01:00:44 PM
Quote from: Kara on January 31, 2019, 12:49:32 PM
All Atra did was post during manic episodes itt. :doge

Thats true but at least it wasn't as aggressive and pointed outwards. Plus he is more receptive to a dialog about it all. I guess its just me relating more to Atras quiet anguish vs Rahx's anger
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 31, 2019, 03:05:49 PM
You’d be angry too if you were me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 31, 2019, 03:19:37 PM
Quote from: Reb on January 31, 2019, 06:34:30 AM
mmarsu, please update

you are still the worst

I havent responded to her yet I have a bunch of other tinder matches that require my attention

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2019, 03:24:55 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 31, 2019, 03:05:49 PM
You’d be angry too if you were me.

Oh Rahx, I'm a very angry person too, so much so it manifests in many unhealthy ways outside the board but what I dont do is point at the world as if to blame it. I'm very aware of where the shit comes from and am actively trying to get past it. Once you have that self realization you'll have a path to walk. Having the willpower then becomes another matter.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 31, 2019, 04:00:39 PM
I miss Assimilialate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 31, 2019, 04:01:37 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 31, 2019, 04:00:39 PM
I miss Assimilialate.
#teamrahx  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 31, 2019, 04:28:30 PM
Possibly going to another sex show thing on Valentine’s Day with one of my lady friends.  :doge

I’ll most likely be wearing leather pants again.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 31, 2019, 04:31:13 PM
Quote from: Kara on January 31, 2019, 12:49:32 PM
All Atra did was post during manic episodes itt. :doge
Better here than in front of my IRL friends.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2019, 04:45:10 PM
There he is. On some life affirming shit

(https://abload.de/img/7dyubhj4z.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=7dyubhj4z.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 31, 2019, 06:32:04 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2019, 03:24:55 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 31, 2019, 03:05:49 PM
You’d be angry too if you were me.

Oh Rahx, I'm a very angry person too, so much so it manifests in many unhealthy ways outside the board but what I dont do is point at the world as if to blame it. I'm very aware of where the shit comes from and am actively trying to get past it. Once you have that self realization you'll have a path to walk. Having the willpower then becomes another matter.
You don’t have to believe me, but I’m not an angry person. At least not in my everyday life. People at work have often said I never come to work in a bad mood. People I play games with say I’m chill. My mother would describe me as pretty easy going. I also don’t blame the world or others, no the universal thing people say I am is that I’m too hard on myself and negative. It’s also while the readings of me you guys give to line up and reflect what I think because I feel you’re not understanding me. I mean I get that I appear angry, because well this is a place I can actually voice that. I can only voice frustration with close friends because anything else would scare people off and/or break the image people have of me. My image here is already ruined and it’s Internet forum so I have little problem endulging with my negatives.

I mean that’s fine. Perspectives even if they come from a slanted angle are worthwhile. Valkyrie’s readings are wrong I think, but they are helpful in understanding how I would even come close to appearing like that.

But my problem I have with self realization now is I feel every time I come to some sort of understanding and I try to use it, it blows up in my face/runs counter to what’s being said here. Hence I become even more frustatated.

Yet I also think my brain tries to work in some rational math way. You see me citing my friends as examples as me wrongly gauging and comparing myself to them. I guess, but I see it as proof of I guess some math problem that doesn’t exist.

I see Atra being successful from starting out using tinder like I did and gaining success and me not as further proof of the fucked up impossible situation.

Yes I know that’s incel talk to act like “oh it’s just me and these are not unique to me” but still that’s how it feels. It’s not like a surround myself with other nerds. I’m surrounded by normal people who seem to normally do ok.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2019, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 31, 2019, 06:32:04 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2019, 03:24:55 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 31, 2019, 03:05:49 PM
You’d be angry too if you were me.

Oh Rahx, I'm a very angry person too, so much so it manifests in many unhealthy ways outside the board but what I dont do is point at the world as if to blame it. I'm very aware of where the shit comes from and am actively trying to get past it. Once you have that self realization you'll have a path to walk. Having the willpower then becomes another matter.
But my problem I have with self realization now is I feel every time I come to some sort of understanding and I try to use it, it blows up in my face/runs counter to what’s being said here. Hence I become even more frustatated.

Yet I also think my brain tries to work in some rational math way. You see me citing my friends as examples as me wrongly gauging and comparing myself to them. I guess, but I see it as proof of I guess some math problem that doesn’t exist.

I guess all I can say, if I'm reading this right, is you should stop viewing life or interactions as systems to be learned in such a rigid way. It is ultimately instinctual, and that instinct comes from experience, it is not innate (well apart from the dudes that naturally fuck). You obviously already see this but now you need to live it.

Take those moments, seen as failures, learn from them and move on. The worse thing you can do is beat yourself up over something which in turns stiffles progress. The time spent anguishing over is time lost possibly finding success and moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 31, 2019, 06:59:03 PM
 :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 01, 2019, 12:57:07 AM
Quote from: Kara on February 01, 2019, 12:30:31 AM
Unless you're both looking for marriage #2 (or 3) being single past 30 and dating is like spinning a wheel of misfortune, yeah.
You don’t say...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 01, 2019, 02:17:25 AM
Quote from: shosta on January 29, 2019, 03:16:29 PM
it was seriously some of the nastiest stuff I've seen posted online
i totally found the best of this spicy drama :lawd

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Space Jam is Canon on February 01, 2019, 02:40:07 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on February 01, 2019, 02:55:18 AM
I didn't know you were SoCal Bore. :leon

Sorry to hear about what happened to you, but you definitely have the right attitude about spinning the wheel of misfortune. :wow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 01, 2019, 03:58:45 AM
Quote from: Space Jam is Canon on February 01, 2019, 02:40:07 AM
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Maybe not much condolences, but this is pretty inspiring.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 01, 2019, 01:39:28 PM
Quote from: Space Jam is Canon on February 01, 2019, 02:40:07 AM
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Fuck me. I thought my last relationship ended badly. We were both vicious to eachother with me left holding the bag emotionally but absolutely nothing this devastating.

But I'll say, there's nothing quite like a good redemption arc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 01, 2019, 07:57:25 PM
Edit-Mostly bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 01, 2019, 08:14:17 PM
Eh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 02, 2019, 12:33:39 AM
put it back in  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 02, 2019, 05:39:23 AM
that's what she said
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 03, 2019, 08:59:27 PM
I'm gonna cuff in time for Valentine's Day :noah

also RIP kermit, I'm putting my money on you being choked to death
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 03, 2019, 11:34:51 PM
Grats! And he’s been posting in other threads, I’m sure he’ll get around to an update :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2019, 11:18:29 AM
This thread encapsulated

https://youtu.be/6j3k7mjEfyc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 06, 2019, 05:04:23 AM
I guess I owe Assimilate an apology: https://people.com/crime/dad-daughter-accused-of-incest-woman-allegedly-competed-with-sister-to-have-sex-with-him/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 06, 2019, 01:51:18 PM
this thread is cursed now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on February 06, 2019, 02:50:23 PM
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Hells to the yahs

3+ likes brehs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 06, 2019, 02:51:22 PM
Lol you complete tool, you didn't even respond to Julie. Coward.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 06, 2019, 02:53:58 PM
Dutch is such a goofy language.

It's like if German and English fucked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on February 06, 2019, 03:19:14 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 06, 2019, 02:51:22 PM
Lol you complete tool, you didn't even respond to Julie. Coward.

Well yeah but she wants to bring the baby on the date
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on February 06, 2019, 03:27:51 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on February 06, 2019, 02:53:58 PM
Dutch is such a goofy language.

It's like if German and English fucked.

Butt stuff only tho

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 06, 2019, 05:43:49 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on February 06, 2019, 03:19:14 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 06, 2019, 02:51:22 PM
Lol you complete tool, you didn't even respond to Julie. Coward.

Well yeah but she wants to bring the baby on the date
Did you ask if she’s still making milk?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 06, 2019, 06:00:03 PM
I'm so glad I'm no longer using tinder anymore and I'm just meeting women out in the wild. How YHWH intended.   :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 06, 2019, 06:07:28 PM
Young Hot White Hoes?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 06, 2019, 06:29:52 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 06, 2019, 05:43:49 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on February 06, 2019, 03:19:14 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 06, 2019, 02:51:22 PM
Lol you complete tool, you didn't even respond to Julie. Coward.

Well yeah but she wants to bring the baby on the date
Did you ask if she’s still making milk?
:-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 07, 2019, 12:40:40 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on February 06, 2019, 03:19:14 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 06, 2019, 02:51:22 PM
Lol you complete tool, you didn't even respond to Julie. Coward.

Well yeah but she wants to bring the baby on the date

Okay?

That’s when you choke his mother in front of him and show him who’s boss.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 07, 2019, 05:38:34 AM
Ok so we kissed tonight and are going on an actual date this Tuesday at an Italian restaurant up north.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 07, 2019, 05:43:25 AM
 :rejoice Olive Garden time :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 07, 2019, 05:46:03 AM
I did make the joke to myself.

But the girl likes Italian food and I feel she has a vibe for something simpler. So I don't want to go some big "date" place.

http://www.pompeiusa.com/

This place is a very chill place in Chicago. The food is great and the vibe is more low key.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 07, 2019, 06:03:14 AM
rahx da god  :bow2 :bow2

told you she liked you, breh. you got to keese dee girl  :pimp

fuck da haterz in this thread

#teamrahx  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 07, 2019, 06:32:16 AM
Thanks but I have been a pos in this thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 07, 2019, 06:50:21 AM
meh, people were acting like there was no chance she liked you and projecting their own internal bullshit onto your situation. you come here and vent your frustrations and I see nothing wrong with that. this is an outlet for you, which is good. getting that stuff out of your head is not a bad thing. I think offering support can be more important than endless seemingly contradictory advice. you feel frustrated at times, because your situation is frustrating for you. it's not like you're just some asshole for no reason.

anyway, despite what we all have to say or think, you are doing just fine on your own  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2019, 07:25:08 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 07, 2019, 05:38:34 AM
Ok so we kissed tonight and are going on an actual date this Tuesday at an Italian restaurant up north.

(https://abload.de/img/giphy504yk1a.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=giphy504yk1a.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on February 07, 2019, 07:45:23 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/ilmQwjr.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2019, 09:56:57 AM
Rahx, you live in Chicago?  I'll be flying in next Friday night.  It would be cool to meet you  :D
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 07, 2019, 10:55:08 AM
Quote from: Atramental on February 06, 2019, 06:00:03 PM
I'm so glad I'm no longer using tinder anymore and I'm just meeting women out in the wild. How YHWH intended.   :doge

When Glen and I agree on something, you know you're onto something.

:respect
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 07, 2019, 10:55:16 AM
Quote from: shosta on February 06, 2019, 01:51:18 PM
this thread is cursed now.
https://twitter.com/Nitomatta/status/1093279920543825921
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on February 07, 2019, 11:14:01 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 07, 2019, 09:56:57 AM
Rahx, you live in Chicago?  I'll be flying in next Friday night.  It would be cool to meet you  :D

:tauntaun
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 07, 2019, 12:02:50 PM
As the only person who read Rahx's texts to her I knew he had a chance :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 07, 2019, 12:43:04 PM
Nice goin takin a shot, Rahx
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 07, 2019, 01:20:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfE5rR75mi0
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2019, 01:30:06 PM
https://youtu.be/raNGeq3_DtM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 07, 2019, 04:50:24 PM
Update: I’m going to the Valentine’s Day BDSM event with 3 girls lol.  :doge

Plus [redacted] will there as well with her bf.  :doge  :doge

And possibly the poly mom and her husband too.  :doge  :doge  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 07, 2019, 05:05:42 PM
We have witnessed Atra's ascent/descent (who can really say?) towards degeneracy. :rejoice

The Bire :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2019, 06:31:09 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 07, 2019, 04:50:24 PM
Update: I’m going to the Valentine’s Day BDSM event with 3 girls lol.  :doge

Plus [redacted] will there as well with her bf.  :doge  :doge

And possibly the poly mom and her husband too.  :doge  :doge  :doge

In the wake of desire you shall find
leather pants
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 07, 2019, 10:31:34 PM
I pray I'm not working that night because I bought a red three piece suit for the occasion.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on February 07, 2019, 10:42:52 PM
yeah we gonna need to see pics of that for sure
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 07, 2019, 11:43:01 PM
Damn Atra, live that freaky shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2019, 11:30:15 AM
So I found out this morning that the crazy chick from a few weeks ago is actually married.  She never told me.  I noticed something strange though the last few days we were texting though, she turned off her imessage and everything started coming through as text messages.  Then this morning my friend tells me that she's married and her husband kicked her out and asked for a divorce. Apparently he found messages between her and some guy (maybe me?) a few weeks ago and confronted her about it then.  He works out in the oil fields and when he came back yesterday he told her he wants a divorce.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2019, 12:42:34 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 08, 2019, 11:32:53 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 08, 2019, 11:30:15 AM
So I found out this morning that the crazy chick from a few weeks ago is actually married.  She never told me.  I noticed something strange though the last few days we were texting though, she turned off her imessage and everything started coming through as text messages.  Then this morning my friend tells me that she's married and her husband kicked her out and asked for a divorce. Apparently he found messages between her and some guy (maybe me?) a few weeks ago and confronted her about it then.  He works out in the oil fields and when he came back yesterday he told her he wants a divorce.  :doge

That's messy;  I used to live mas and not care about the attachments of my own flings but have dealt with some shit from pissed off SO's lol
My motto has always been that if she's attached and he doesn't know about us, then she needs to care and have enough to lose that she's not likely to take me down with her marriage.  From what I could gather their marriage was garbage and so she was probably in a self destructive pattern. That's not what I'm into
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2019, 12:58:40 PM
Figure mups would get tangled with some chick who has a dude toiling in some oil field. Thats some OG Robert Redford shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 08, 2019, 06:49:40 PM
I'm getting serious Sexcetera flashbacks whenever Atra mentions his kinky hobbies and outfits  :doge  Oh boy I really hope he discovers the joys of clown sex eventually and shares that with us  :ryker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 08, 2019, 09:54:44 PM
ain't gonna cuff  :ltg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2019, 09:57:49 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 08, 2019, 09:54:44 PM
ain't gonna cuff  :ltg

But did ya split dem cheeks?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 08, 2019, 09:59:03 PM
How can I split the cheeks when she won't even pick up the phone

Fuck all of you. Malbec is my old lady tonight.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2019, 10:04:47 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 08, 2019, 09:59:03 PM
How can I split the cheeks when she won't even pick up the phone

Fuck all of you. Malbec is my old lady tonight.

We pretty boys getting hosed I fucking swear to GAWD. Time to take up cigarettes and wear cutoff gloves. Maybe a beard.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 08, 2019, 10:35:23 PM
I had deleted her number and cursed the world and then she called me back :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2019, 10:39:56 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 08, 2019, 10:35:23 PM
I had deleted her number and cursed the world and then she called me back :dead

Lmao

Who dis new number?

Fuuuuuck, early on the trigger. Spite + booze = fml
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 08, 2019, 10:41:28 PM
I'm still trigger drinking :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2019, 10:44:07 PM
We kindred shost
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 08, 2019, 10:45:56 PM
brother I've always known that, our souls connect across space and time
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 08, 2019, 10:48:55 PM
is this one gonna murder god too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2019, 10:50:38 PM
We gonna xenogears a bitch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 08, 2019, 10:51:11 PM
Actually this is one of those conservative Hispanics that my liberal friends keep telling me don't exist
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 08, 2019, 10:53:00 PM
they just say that, then when they're inside the voting booth, BAM STRAIGHT TICKET SOCIALISM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2019, 10:53:24 PM
(https://abload.de/img/tenor19gpksz.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=tenor19gpksz.gif)

Rolling a conservative latina is like rolling snake eyes

Most of them are just as sexually free as you and well
me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 08, 2019, 10:54:25 PM
When you hit that age where people from offices around you see you in the copy room and say "why are you still working? Shouldn't a man your age be out there spreading his seed?"

 :(

Nope, playing Frozen world in KH tonight
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 08, 2019, 10:54:27 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 08, 2019, 10:52:51 PM
Really?  Not exactly a secret that they lean socially conservative at least due to Caatholicism.
No, I mean a bonafide Republican, Houston Texas, cowboy boots, Southern girl pride.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 08, 2019, 10:57:21 PM
Yeah, as a fellow west coast guy I feel the same way
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2019, 10:59:23 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on February 08, 2019, 10:54:25 PM
When you hit that age where people from offices around you see you in the copy room and say "why are you still working? Shouldn't a man your age be out there spreading his seed?"

 :(

Nope, playing Frozen world in KH tonight

(https://abload.de/img/tenor19gpksz.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=tenor19gpksz.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 08, 2019, 11:01:56 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 08, 2019, 10:54:27 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 08, 2019, 10:52:51 PM
Really?  Not exactly a secret that they lean socially conservative at least due to Caatholicism.
No, I mean a bonafide Republican, Houston Texas, cowboy boots, Southern girl pride.
i have a strict no Florida Georgia Line rule
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 08, 2019, 11:02:56 PM
I always thought shosta was gay, gonna update my dossier. :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 08, 2019, 11:06:05 PM
everyone on The Bire is gay under certain circumstances :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 08, 2019, 11:07:48 PM
FACT CHECK:
Quote from: shosta on February 05, 2019, 03:12:01 PM
i'm gay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 08, 2019, 11:09:52 PM
The future liberal truckers want  :beli
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2019, 11:17:54 PM
Splitting us like a coconut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2019, 11:18:43 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 08, 2019, 10:54:27 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 08, 2019, 10:52:51 PM
Really?  Not exactly a secret that they lean socially conservative at least due to Caatholicism.
No, I mean a bonafide Republican, Houston Texas, cowboy boots, Southern girl pride.
She still takes it in the ass though I bet. So game on
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2019, 11:22:17 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 08, 2019, 11:18:43 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 08, 2019, 10:54:27 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 08, 2019, 10:52:51 PM
Really?  Not exactly a secret that they lean socially conservative at least due to Caatholicism.
No, I mean a bonafide Republican, Houston Texas, cowboy boots, Southern girl pride.
She still takes it in the ass though I bet. So game on

This is killing me. My ex would constantly talk about how her ass was off limits but now I'm all like hmmm.gif

Fucking latinas and their crypticness
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 08, 2019, 11:38:28 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 08, 2019, 11:07:48 PM
FACT CHECK:
Quote from: shosta on February 05, 2019, 03:12:01 PM
"Yes, Shosta is gay. Shosta is gay in San Francisco, black in South Africa, an Asian in Europe, a Chicano in San Ysidro, an anarchist in Spain, a Palestinian in Israel, a Mayan Indian in the streets of San Cristobal, a Jew in Germany, a Gypsy in Poland, a Mohawk in Quebec, a pacifist in Bosnia, a single woman on the subway at 10pm, a peasant without land, a gang member in the slums, an unemployed worker, an unhappy student and, of course, a Zapatista in the mountains. Marcos is all the exploited, marginalised, oppressed minorities resisting and saying 'Enough.' He is every minority who is now beginning to speak, and every majority that must shut up and listen. He is every untolerated group searching for a way to speak. Everything that makes power and the good consciences of those in power uncomfortable—this is Shosta."
:-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 09, 2019, 12:05:31 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2019, 11:22:17 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 08, 2019, 11:18:43 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 08, 2019, 10:54:27 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 08, 2019, 10:52:51 PM
Really?  Not exactly a secret that they lean socially conservative at least due to Caatholicism.
No, I mean a bonafide Republican, Houston Texas, cowboy boots, Southern girl pride.
She still takes it in the ass though I bet. So game on

This is killing me. My ex would constantly talk about how her ass was off limits but now I'm all like hmmm.gif

Fucking latinas and their crypticness
Should have persisted until you were spreading those cheeks, looking down at her knee high socks still on and watching those big hoop earrings bounce all over the place.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 09, 2019, 12:10:17 AM
do not let these chicken nugget eating hoes fool you. they will say and do all the nastiest things for the guy they feel like doing them for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 09, 2019, 09:09:48 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 09, 2019, 09:13:08 PM
What are you doing when you send this? I’ll legitimately forget I sent texts or that I got them. I’ll look at my phone and say “oh I’ll check it in a minute” and forget until hours later, maybe the next day or when they send a follow up. The key is that I’m doing something else, not just waiting for a text back. I have other things going on in my life at that moment and in general. If a delayed response puts you in some sort of tizzy, I’d say finding something else to also entertain your time would probably help.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 09, 2019, 09:19:49 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 09, 2019, 09:09:48 PM
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You're projecting an urgency she does not have. Shes well adjusted, you are not. I know this feeling. Walk it back if you can.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 09, 2019, 09:28:42 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 09, 2019, 09:32:58 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 09, 2019, 09:28:42 PM
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This poor girl.  Tread carefully. You're trying to pass a weight she aint ready for
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 09, 2019, 11:38:44 PM
Well great, now I’m getting the vibe that she is trying to step back from this situation.

I guess I’ll find out on Tuesday. I kind of would just like to be told if this is happening or not. But I’m not going to make that mistake again and ask, at least not in text.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 10, 2019, 03:53:57 AM
I mean honestly this is me probably just overthinking and just looking for it to fail.

I don't think we are dating. I think we are just enjoying each other's company, at least right now.

And I don't want to say anything to her because I think the best path is to just be cool and go with the flow.

But I mean everyone comments here positive or negative has had an ounce of truth.

I also agree I really don't think I should have asked the question "What are we doing" because yeah it was better to let this naturally grow. On her side I don't think it bothered her. She said everything was fine. It was honestly just me freaking out(I was kind of drunk ok). So after that everything quickly went back to normal. Our level of communication went back to normal. Texting, playing Battlefield, and hanging out(A quick hangout happen not to long afterwards). Then a few days later she said she had to ask me a question. Her question was "why are you uncomfortable talking about sex?" which I think came up because I did'nt respond well to one of her sex jokes. So I explained to her my reservations about sex. Then she told me that basically she has to be comfortable talking about sex with someone to have sex with them. She made it known that that did'nt mean that we were going to have sex though. Which again I kind of think has to do with her reservations about sex and people. Which I think she has many. A constant theme is her not wanting to be seen as a ho, her backstory, and so on. I mean right from the get go she told me she was hesitant about relationships, especially one with me. But I mean she still decided to hang out with me.

But anyway after having that conversation well I think we got even more comfortable with each other. Sex jokes were flying and so on. So on Super Bowl Sunday she texts me when she got off work to see if I want to hangout. Well I had gotten really drunk the previous day. Lost my glasses and just was a mess from it. So I just decide to call her and ask if she wants to come over and pick me up so we can get something to eat. She says yeah and she comes over and yeah it's basically a date(she later said it kind of was). She looks really nice and after going to a sit down bar and grill for food(her idea) we go home and she works on her resume. This time sitting on the same couch right next time me(Yes the couch thing again). I mean in retrospect this was probably the day she wanted me to make a move. Because I mean we were just sitting so close to each other and after playing video games we sat there for a bit just talking really close. But I did'nt and honestly when leaving she seemed a bit mad.

But it's times just hanging out that we are so chill and so vibed. Which is why I want more of them.


I was sick the next day(Monday) and we talked on Tuesday. She seemed pretty agitated. I mean she offered me a ride home from work and we did actually take lunch together, but after that she just seemed kind of mad at me.

Then on Weds she just says basically "hey I get off at 6:30pm lets hang out".  And I say yeah of course. We hang out. Go get a bite to eat and she comes back and works on her resume. This time not sitting next to me. So I think I blew it. But eventually she moves over to me while playing video games. Then that's over and for the rest of the night(from 12-4am) we're just talking. We are pretty close, she at some point touches my back and I mean we are shoulder to shoulder basically. She's playing with her hair,  which then leads to me playing with her hair. I remember those stupid "How to tell if a girl likes you guides" that I read because I'm a loser. I notices she's mimicking my leg movements. I actually do think playing with her hair is a thing with her btw. Eventually she says to me. "Hey do you still want to go out for food? and stuff". I reply "Like a date". And she says yeah. She says even though Sunday basically was a date. She also makes jokes about sex and changes from not looking to do that to maybe if were to do that. So from there I feel like I must have cleared her hesitation and I just go for the kiss. I suck at it and it's awkward. I think she bit my lip, but it's ok. She says we can work on that. In the post night texts she says "hey you don't have to just do kiss goodnights. You can kiss me during the time we hangout" and so on. Also she agrees that I should have made a move on Sunday, but understood I was hungover.

So I mean that sounds great to me, but I mean I don't know I feel our texts haven't been as great since then. Still text everyday, but they aren't as funny, in depth, or as frequent. Though this could just be me overthinking.

She hasn't mentioned our date, but again she did say "I guess thanks to the schedule Tuesday is the next time we will be able to hangout".

I've said we should hangout even though I get off late(10pm) and she's said yes then later changed her mind. But I mean even before I kissed her this happen. She works mornings and I think 10pm is past when she wants to start anything.

I guess I just thought after that it would get a little more intense. I guess I'm just anxious to see if it's going to progress anymore. I guess I'm getting excited at the prospect of being more physical. I guess I'm still overthinking pretty much everything and nothing. I think this can fall apart at any moment.

But see I'm acting crazy on this forum so that I don't say anything to her. I mean I guess honestly everything is probably ok. I mean she said before. If she disliked me she wouldn't talk to me. I also think she's been somewhat concerned with my feelings that if she felt like this needed to stop, shed tell me.

Yet I also hope I'm not giving her the vibe that I want her to simply come over so we can fuck. I think she wants to have sex(I mean she has said she can't live without sex). But I think by opening the physical barrier, she is afraid I may just want to have sex and nothing else. She's said before whats shes afraid of is not having sex, but the after effect. Which I think means that she's afraid that after giving it up, it just becomes about that and/or they don't give a shit anymore.

Which is'nt true in my case because I just actually want her company. I want to have sex with her obviously, but I want to ease into that. In fact I'd honestly just like to do making out and touching because I find that pleasurable too.

So I don't know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 10, 2019, 04:05:38 AM
Stopped reading halfway, she is waiting for you to fuck her brains out already
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 10, 2019, 04:06:51 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 10, 2019, 05:28:03 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 10, 2019, 03:53:57 AM
I mean honestly this is me probably just overthinking

Oh, I don't know.


Quote
and just looking for it to fail.

I don't think we are dating. I think we are just enjoying each other's company, at least right now.

And I don't want to say anything to her because I think the best path is to just be cool and go with the flow.

But I mean everyone comments here positive or negative has had an ounce of truth.

I also agree I really don't think I should have asked the question "What are we doing" because yeah it was better to let this naturally grow. On her side I don't think it bothered her. She said everything was fine. It was honestly just me freaking out(I was kind of drunk ok). So after that everything quickly went back to normal. Our level of communication went back to normal. Texting, playing Battlefield, and hanging out(A quick hangout happen not to long afterwards). Then a few days later she said she had to ask me a question. Her question was "why are you uncomfortable talking about sex?" which I think came up because I did'nt respond well to one of her sex jokes. So I explained to her my reservations about sex. Then she told me that basically she has to be comfortable talking about sex with someone to have sex with them. She made it known that that did'nt mean that we were going to have sex though. Which again I kind of think has to do with her reservations about sex and people. Which I think she has many. A constant theme is her not wanting to be seen as a ho, her backstory, and so on. I mean right from the get go she told me she was hesitant about relationships, especially one with me. But I mean she still decided to hang out with me.

But anyway after having that conversation well I think we got even more comfortable with each other. Sex jokes were flying and so on. So on Super Bowl Sunday she texts me when she got off work to see if I want to hangout. Well I had gotten really drunk the previous day. Lost my glasses and just was a mess from it. So I just decide to call her and ask if she wants to come over and pick me up so we can get something to eat. She says yeah and she comes over and yeah it's basically a date(she later said it kind of was). She looks really nice and after going to a sit down bar and grill for food(her idea) we go home and she works on her resume. This time sitting on the same couch right next time me(Yes the couch thing again). I mean in retrospect this was probably the day she wanted me to make a move. Because I mean we were just sitting so close to each other and after playing video games we sat there for a bit just talking really close. But I did'nt and honestly when leaving she seemed a bit mad.

But it's times just hanging out that we are so chill and so vibed. Which is why I want more of them.


I was sick the next day(Monday) and we talked on Tuesday. She seemed pretty agitated. I mean she offered me a ride home from work and we did actually take lunch together, but after that she just seemed kind of mad at me.

Then on Weds she just says basically "hey I get off at 6:30pm lets hang out".  And I say yeah of course. We hang out. Go get a bite to eat and she comes back and works on her resume. This time not sitting next to me. So I think I blew it. But eventually she moves over to me while playing video games. Then that's over and for the rest of the night(from 12-4am) we're just talking. We are pretty close, she at some point touches my back and I mean we are shoulder to shoulder basically. She's playing with her hair,  which then leads to me playing with her hair. I remember those stupid "How to tell if a girl likes you guides" that I read because I'm a loser. I notices she's mimicking my leg movements. I actually do think playing with her hair is a thing with her btw. Eventually she says to me. "Hey do you still want to go out for food? and stuff". I reply "Like a date". And she says yeah. She says even though Sunday basically was a date. She also makes jokes about sex and changes from not looking to do that to maybe if were to do that. So from there I feel like I must have cleared her hesitation and I just go for the kiss. I suck at it and it's awkward. I think she bit my lip, but it's ok. She says we can work on that. In the post night texts she says "hey you don't have to just do kiss goodnights. You can kiss me during the time we hangout" and so on. Also she agrees that I should have made a move on Sunday, but understood I was hungover.

So I mean that sounds great to me, but I mean I don't know I feel our texts haven't been as great since then. Still text everyday, but they aren't as funny, in depth, or as frequent. Though this could just be me overthinking.

She hasn't mentioned our date, but again she did say "I guess thanks to the schedule Tuesday is the next time we will be able to hangout".

I've said we should hangout even though I get off late(10pm) and she's said yes then later changed her mind. But I mean even before I kissed her this happen. She works mornings and I think 10pm is past when she wants to start anything.

I guess I just thought after that it would get a little more intense. I guess I'm just anxious to see if it's going to progress anymore. I guess I'm getting excited at the prospect of being more physical. I guess I'm still overthinking pretty much everything and nothing. I think this can fall apart at any moment.

But see I'm acting crazy on this forum so that I don't say anything to her. I mean I guess honestly everything is probably ok. I mean she said before. If she disliked me she wouldn't talk to me. I also think she's been somewhat concerned with my feelings that if she felt like this needed to stop, shed tell me.

Yet I also hope I'm not giving her the vibe that I want her to simply come over so we can fuck. I think she wants to have sex(I mean she has said she can't live without sex). But I think by opening the physical barrier, she is afraid I may just want to have sex and nothing else. She's said before whats shes afraid of is not having sex, but the after effect. Which I think means that she's afraid that after giving it up, it just becomes about that and/or they don't give a shit anymore.

Which is'nt true in my case because I just actually want her company. I want to have sex with her obviously, but I want to ease into that. In fact I'd honestly just like to do making out and touching because I find that pleasurable too.

So I don't know.


You reckon?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 10, 2019, 05:35:36 AM
I can’t help it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 10, 2019, 10:34:58 AM
dude. Just go for her hand one of these evenings and hold it or touch it or something. Her physical response will tell you if she’s into it or if you misread her signals but it’s not aggressive enough to ruin the evening. Yeah it can be scary but fuck, the feeling of a woman you want reciprocating physical intimacy even with the smallest gesture is amazing. The successes are worth the failures.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 10, 2019, 01:05:44 PM
slide your hand up her thigh the next time you kiss, then keep your hand on her inner thigh. you both can figure it out from there  8)


you're doing great, rahx. you've been doing great this whole time  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on February 10, 2019, 02:39:02 PM
Got a nice suprise with a trip we had with our faculty, met a good looking girl who plays RPG dice games. :doge Was a pretty fun weekend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 10, 2019, 04:37:19 PM
I just think since we kissed it must have scared her off. I just think her opinion has changed. I mean she doesn’t text anywhere as close as much or frequently. She doesn’t seem to be down to hang out as much(I mean it could be because of our schedules) and hasn’t said much about any of this.

It just  seems like it’s died off when it should have heated up.

And she has been very patient. She said it herself that she’s patient. I feel we compliment each other pretty well. And I did have the feeling she was into me, but now I feel like she’s trying to take a step back. Guess we will find out on Tuesday.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 10, 2019, 05:15:53 PM
Make a big move Tuesday. Go big or go home. Make a real final attempt so you don’t kick yourself wondering what if. That’s worse than rejection.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 10, 2019, 05:33:27 PM
I’m not worried about making a move. If we continue as we are the moment will naturally occur. I mean now I know it’s possible.

What I’m concerned about if this is even going to continue. If not I’d rather just know now. I just have a feeling the brakes are being applied. And I wonder if she just found someone else to satisfy her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 10, 2019, 06:21:33 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 07, 2019, 09:56:57 AM
Rahx, you live in Chicago?  I'll be flying in next Friday night.  It would be cool to meet you  :D
Sorry I forgot about this. I won’t lie that would be cool, but also weird. But yeah maybe, the problem is that I close weekends now for some reason. So I have only a little wiggle room. But this is better talked about through PMs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 11, 2019, 01:40:38 AM
Quote from: Atramental on February 07, 2019, 10:31:34 PM
I pray I'm not working that night because I bought a red three piece suit for the occasion.  :doge
https://imgur.com/a/x0SEyus

I’ll probably ditch the glasses but otherwise I’m all suited up to slay some puss.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on February 11, 2019, 10:40:53 AM
Yeah a pink or white tie would look great with that get up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 11, 2019, 01:21:03 PM
Well she canceled plans for Tuesday.......so there’s your answer.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2019, 01:42:22 PM
Atra givin me corinthian (sandman) realness
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 11, 2019, 09:17:23 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 11, 2019, 01:21:03 PM
Well she canceled plans for Tuesday.......so there’s your answer.
she definitely reads this thread  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on February 11, 2019, 09:44:36 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 11, 2019, 01:21:03 PM
Well she canceled plans for Tuesday.......so there’s your answer.
Did she say why?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 12, 2019, 02:14:57 AM
No and to be fair I may have jumped the gun. She said she was going to help out someone she knows and take thier shift so if we did hangout it would have to be local. Or just doing what we've been doing would be fine. I don't know, it's probably my paranoia, but I read it as being pretty non-committal. Though I guess she later said she'd like to go, just not on the original day.

But I may have or may have not screwed myself. I do want to say I try not to voice these frustrations to her, so I don't think she knows I'm actually this crazy. Probably has an idea, but she's crazy too.

Anyway after talking a bit more I just point out that she seems a bit stressed and that hey we don't have to do anything. She says she wants to but is stressed, but she dosen't really say why. Which is kind of what she did before where she said "I'm not going to explain why".

Well I have an idea and just flat out ask her if it's because of her sex life. She says "Kinda" and it's because she dosen't have one. She ask's why did I think that. I tell her it's because it's just a feeling I got from her on Sunday when I did'nt make a move. She says to me "Listen I don't expect anything from you. You do not need to rush into anything so please don't feel like you had to make a move". Which I think really just means no pressure. But I tell her it's not that I don't. I do want to have sex her. I just want her to know it's not all about that and so on. She replies with lols, blush emojis, and aww thanks and so on. So I don't know. She says maybe to the whole thing and that we will talk tomorrow.

So I kind of did the thing were I try to create a safety net. I did'nt ask her if we were going to have sex, but I mean I basically did. So I'm an idiot. She said we'd talk tomorrow. I need to stop being afraid of risks.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 12, 2019, 02:18:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEjGcX0ZKbI
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 12, 2019, 04:23:23 PM
What the fuck :lol

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lovesync/lovesync-kickstart-your-love-life/description
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on February 12, 2019, 07:31:16 PM
I would assume this will only be owned by couples where one of them lost all interest in sex and the other one is tapping both buttons to generate an alibi.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 12, 2019, 09:33:55 PM
The only time I ever talk about sex in advance in with someone is if I'm in a long-term relationship and there's been a dry spell because we're both busy. And even then, it's in a flirty way, to create anticipation.

anyway rahx, try this

https://twitter.com/kaelyned/status/955438449091317760
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 12, 2019, 11:45:26 PM
Well she told me about how she's allergic to latex condoms and that she has to use the other ones. So I guess that's something.

Today was just a quick hangout so I did'nt feel like it was the mood for anything. But I don't know things must be ok if we can just simply chill together.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 12, 2019, 11:47:59 PM
condoms  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 13, 2019, 12:04:06 AM
We for sure don't need any little Rahxephon91s running around.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 13, 2019, 12:13:09 AM
ask if she's on the pill  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 13, 2019, 12:18:54 AM
just pull ya goddamn dick out and nut in her mouth. jfc, rahx. you're killin me here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 13, 2019, 12:24:09 AM
I'll be honest. As much as I'd like to have sex. I kind of want to start slow and do other stuff before the main course. Maybe that sounds stupid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 13, 2019, 12:24:55 AM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on February 13, 2019, 12:41:09 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 12, 2019, 11:45:26 PM
Well she told me about how she's allergic to latex condoms and that she has to use the other ones. So I guess that's something
Quote from: shosta on February 10, 2019, 04:06:51 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/OzsEkD4mQHQDm/giphy.gif)
Slow but steady progress!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 13, 2019, 12:48:40 AM
this poor girl  :lol all she wants is rahx dick and he's over here like "I feel like she doesn't like me like that anymore and if she does we have to wait until marriage and have a sheet in between us"  :-[

rahx, just dick her down already. jfc, dude


#teamrahx
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 13, 2019, 01:54:35 AM
Well I don't think it's in question that she likes me anymore. We spend too much time together and in contact and I've been too open.

But she's an odd and unique girl who is really patient. She told me her last partner was 37(she's 25) and a virgin. She said it's because she's just really patient.

I guess at this point it's kind of just up to me to set the tone. Today, I did'nt want to do anything because it was just a simple chill day, but I feel like today proved this is going ok. I mean she could have easily said whatever once the original plans changed, but still made the effort to hang out. And we've already discussed sex. I mean sure she said it was a maybe it would happen, but I mean...

Anyway we may hang out today(the 13th), but I'm not pushing for it.

I said I'd like to hang out on Thursday, which is Valentine's day. I get out of work around 9, but I'll see if I can leave earlier. This may not happen, but I don't know I feel like the way I asked her made it seem like it's a little different. Since we both don't work the next day maybe we will have more time to ourselves. So maybe this will be the day.

Friday, well we are supposed to actually go out and drink with my friends so I hope this happens.

Anyway, I just need to calm down and go with the flow and be open. Since really I guess it's going well. The only times it's seemed bad is because I freaked out. When I've just been myself and ok it's gone ok. But I don't think I need to worry anymore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 13, 2019, 03:52:41 AM
Sorry, I don’t know what I’m doing and am an idiot.

But yes that’s the plan.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 13, 2019, 03:53:56 AM
Just remember to relax and let yourself be carried away by your lizard brain. You don't want to overthink this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2019, 08:01:31 AM
this girl sounds like a hot mess and also my dream come true.

I'd just tell her that i'm also patient - I can wait until 7 or maybe 8pm.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 13, 2019, 09:53:41 AM
Congrats, seems like you're on the right track.

If I can offer some sex advice. Let her get on top and ride. It will remove the stress of you having to find the hole, which can be a real boner-killer in the moment. Also you'll last longer (theoretically) and actually have time to enjoy the experience.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2019, 09:59:46 AM
plus when she's on top it makes for better adult breastfeeding roleplay.  Look up at her in her eyes and ask "Mommy.  Can I have some milk?" and watch her eyes glaze over with lust while she pops a nipple into your mouth and says "eat, baby boy."  Yep.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 13, 2019, 10:37:19 AM
Quote from: riotous on February 13, 2019, 08:21:04 AM
Her last dude was a 37 y/o virgin? 

Dude this shit is like easy mode.
:lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on February 13, 2019, 10:41:20 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 13, 2019, 09:59:46 AM
plus when she's on top it makes for better adult breastfeeding roleplay.  Look up at her in her eyes and ask "Mommy.  Can I have some milk?" and watch her eyes glaze over with lust while she pops a nipple into your mouth and says "eat, baby boy."  Yep.

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on February 13, 2019, 04:31:13 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 13, 2019, 08:21:04 AM
Her last dude was a 37 y/o virgin? 

Dude this shit is like easy mode.

Or the other possibility, Rahx needs to wait for about ten more years.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 13, 2019, 04:59:33 PM
Well riotous did say dating would be better in my 30s.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2019, 03:37:41 AM
Gonna see my old manager soon  :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 14, 2019, 04:03:38 AM
I’m not going to lie, I also feel it’s a bad sign that she’s so open about telling me about her sex life, likes, habits, and whatnot. It’s all framed as this is what the person I’m going to have sex with should know, not specifically me though. Feels very friendzoney as much as that term sucks. I guess I’ll find out soon.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on February 14, 2019, 04:17:44 AM
Rahx have you considered doing what this woman wants and actually make a move without waiting weeks?

I may be wrong but her constantly talking about sex like that with you seems like her way of trying to get it through to you that she wants to fuck and it isn't actually some secret friendzone tactic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2019, 04:27:22 AM
rahx cycle>sonic cycle
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on February 14, 2019, 10:18:05 AM
Quote from: filler on February 14, 2019, 04:27:22 AM
rahx cycle>sonic cycle

Well, the Sonic cycle was broken with Mania so let's hope the Rax cycle breaks too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 14, 2019, 10:23:23 AM
Usually when a gal is opening up about sex to you it’s a sign she wants to jump your bones.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on February 14, 2019, 10:57:54 AM
I have a date tonight thru tinder

 8) :o :D
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 14, 2019, 11:47:29 AM
Is there going to be a baby present?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on February 14, 2019, 11:55:43 AM
Well me maybe, but no real baby's  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 14, 2019, 11:56:34 AM
Don't choke on the first date. :wag
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2019, 12:21:50 PM
id have him choking on the first date
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 14, 2019, 12:27:27 PM
My money's on him choking on the first date.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 14, 2019, 01:00:24 PM
You guys a cruel

Hes gonna have trouble timing the passenger door unlock as she futilely yanks at the handle with ever increasing frustration
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2019, 02:18:21 PM
don't choke the baby on the first date  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 14, 2019, 02:25:43 PM
Oh I hought you guys were dunking on Rahx

MM moisturizing them mitts as we type, I'm sure. The gentlesest strangle this girl will ever know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on February 14, 2019, 04:05:15 PM
Haha lol..

already on my way home.. had fun and it was a good meetup but i dont think we would make a great match..

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 14, 2019, 06:38:37 PM
So she wasn't into choking then. Oh well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 14, 2019, 06:43:15 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 14, 2019, 10:23:23 AM
Usually when a gal is opening up about sex to you it’s a sign she wants to jump your bones.  :doge
I had a friend in college who was very open about her sex life and telling me about it. She also liked hanging out with me and texting a lot. When I tried to make a move she was all like no I have a bf. Her name was Keely, nice girl, you can see her on my FB Atra. Anyway, it’s things like that that make me question and feel unsure about these things. The new girl reminds me of her and I have a knack for befriending these sexually open girls who want to talk about sex, but that’s it. That’s normally fine as at least I’m not an idiot and have learned women like sex just as much as dudes.

But I mean at this point I also feel like I’ve taken too long. Sure the last real time I saw her is when we actually got somewhat more physical and have since talked about sex a lot. I just feel the downtime of texting and the fact that she doesn’t actually seem intersted in doing it means it’s not happening.
 
I mean I could just be overthinking here. Why talk about all this stuff with someone who’s basically said they’d like to have sex with you, you’ve told that more physical activities are ok, and continue to spend plenty of time with I don’t know. I guess I just want her to pick a time and place when it will go down. But that’s unrealistic. She also said that she wants the guy to be dominate about that stuff. Well I feel like I’ve proven I’m not and that’s turned her off.

I don’t know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2019, 07:05:42 PM
your tongue has already been inside of her, just put your dick there next
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2019, 07:10:27 PM
be about that action, rahx breh. have you not fantasized about fucking this girl? time to bring that into reality. whatever nasty shid you've thought about doing with her, she wants it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 14, 2019, 07:23:55 PM
Tie a bow around your peepee, it's valentine's day. Let her go to town already
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 14, 2019, 08:29:39 PM
Quote from: Glen on February 14, 2019, 07:09:29 PM
Are you seeing her tonight after 9? She could easily bail.
Supposdly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 15, 2019, 05:25:23 AM
Ok it’s all good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on February 15, 2019, 07:07:01 AM
Rahx, surely you see that this rollercoaster of doubt and confidence is a little too much? Relax a little and play some videogames.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 15, 2019, 07:12:52 AM
Well I relaxed a little and made out and had sex.

But it's really because the girl in question is amazing and patient. Not because of me. It is a learning experience. I need to believe in myself a lot more than I do. It's something I need to work on regardless of sex and women, just in general.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2019, 07:14:51 AM
Post sex chill rahx is fucking enlightened
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2019, 07:16:16 AM
based rahx  :rejoice


#teamrahx  :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 15, 2019, 07:16:38 AM
So was post Molly Rahx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 15, 2019, 07:24:18 AM
Also uh.....she may be into slight chocking....
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 15, 2019, 09:01:01 AM
:playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 15, 2019, 09:01:39 AM
That post nut clarity
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 15, 2019, 09:10:37 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 15, 2019, 07:24:18 AM
Also uh.....she may be into slight chocking....

MMArsu boarding a KLM plane rn
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on February 15, 2019, 09:14:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FscIgtDJFXg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on February 15, 2019, 09:54:22 AM
now that you had sex can you finally shut the fuck up about how life sucks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 15, 2019, 10:03:49 AM
Everyone it's getting laid!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on February 15, 2019, 10:20:42 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 15, 2019, 07:24:18 AM
Also uh.....she may be into slight chocking....

choke that bitch out bruh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2019, 11:18:29 AM
Its chock o'clock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 15, 2019, 11:22:36 AM
you had sex on valentines day
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 15, 2019, 03:37:16 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on February 15, 2019, 02:43:42 PM
During the process of fucking did you think to yourself: “TheBore was right?”
Yes.

I thought “well I gotta post the results on the bore!”.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 15, 2019, 03:47:04 PM
Post the deets in this thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 15, 2019, 03:55:03 PM
Everything went well at the BDSM event. That’s all I can really say.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2019, 03:57:24 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 15, 2019, 03:55:03 PM
Everything went well at the BDSM event. That’s all I can really say.  :doge
:zzz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on February 15, 2019, 04:01:12 PM
all these boys getting their bang on :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 15, 2019, 04:04:01 PM
Atra got gagged and pegged, at the least
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 15, 2019, 04:04:30 PM
I mean, I met a lot of new girls and got their contact info. :yeshrug

spoiler (click to show/hide)
also, it’s weird seeing two women who have sucked you off in the past (i.e. at completely separate times) having a conversation in front of you.  :doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 15, 2019, 04:08:08 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 15, 2019, 03:47:04 PM
Post the deets in this thread
Well I mean it's nothing amazing.

So when it was clear she was coming today, I just knew that something had to happen. Not specifically sex, but at least making out.

So since it was Vday, plenty of dudes came into the store looking for big teddy bears. Target had been out of those for a week and in the end the guys that couldn't get them just had the sound of defeat in their voice. To me, that seems like such a unimaginative idea. So while this girl is'nt my girlfriend(more on that later) we still have some sort of relationship and I wanted to get her something. Other then the beer she likes I know she's into Guacamole a lot for whatever reason. So I picked that up and some good chips and told her I had something for her. I don't know just something to make it clear I thought of her.

Anyway she came over and it was the usual. Drinking and playing video games. I don't remember the time, but at some point I just decide to put my arm around her and at that point I feel like she just went in for the kiss and we just made out from there. Then we just kind of rotated being on top of each other and tongue kissing. At some point I just took off her shirt. As were going she just asks me if "I want to, its fine if you just have latex condoms". I tell her that actually I went out and got the non-latex immediately after she told me about her being allergic to them! From there it was just typical sex and honestly the best I've had yet. I don't know postions, but mostly she just rode me and she was really good at it. I actually remembered Valkyrie's comments about using your hands and mouth and I made sure that during the whole thing those were active. But really she just rode me in various postions and it was good. She rode me on top with her butt facing me, which a girl hasn't done. She asked me if I wanted to do doggy and I said no, we can try that another time.

Anyway we did this for about 2 hours. Switching between pounding and just making out. In the end it ended and we just laid there and cuddled which was good. Talking about whats going on and whatnot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2019, 04:13:04 PM
the condoms and no doggy almost cost you a like, but you did good, breh  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2019, 04:19:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 15, 2019, 04:04:30 PM
I mean, I met a lot of new girls and got their contact info. :yeshrug

spoiler (click to show/hide)
also, it’s weird seeing two women who have sucked you off in the past (i.e. at completely separate times) having a conversation in front of you.  :doge
[close]
:exxy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on February 15, 2019, 04:28:58 PM
Atra is the kink king of the southeast and Rahx had the best sex of his life :heartbeat 2019 :heartbeat

I need to learn from their example
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 15, 2019, 05:54:35 PM
Sweet, now where’s dufus?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2019, 06:15:33 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 15, 2019, 04:08:08 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 15, 2019, 03:47:04 PM
Post the deets in this thread
As were going she just asks me if "I want to, its fine if you just have latex condoms". I tell her that actually I went out and got the non-latex immediately after she told me about her being allergic to them!

An officer and a gentleman
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 15, 2019, 06:37:34 PM
nice going Rahx  :jawalrus

I love reverse cowgirl. You can spank that phat ass and she doesn't have to look at your ugly ass facial expressions when you bust.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 15, 2019, 06:38:53 PM
Well the girl has a lot of issues and I like her a lot anyway. So I just want to make sure she knows I pay attention to what she says and want to make her feel as comfortable as I can. For me I feel really appreciated when people are aware of my likes and dislikes so I like to show the same to others I like.

The condom thing is kind of funny, but it is still an example.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 15, 2019, 06:46:32 PM
What kind of issues? Crazy girls are a good catch if you can start a codependency kind of thing going.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2019, 06:50:15 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 15, 2019, 06:46:32 PM
What kind of issues? Crazy girls are a good catch if you can start a codependency kind of thing going.

Everlasting love  :preach

Even when trying to flee
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 15, 2019, 06:52:38 PM
THERE'S NO ESCAPE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 15, 2019, 07:18:04 PM
I'm not going to extreme detail, but it's a mixture of medical and mental. To be honest I don't understand them and can't relate to all of them. But I'm not sure if thats actually a bad thing.

She's not crazy like co-dependent crazy. She's her own person and well she dosen't need me. Which is a pro and a con. Because I'm also someone who is not dependent on others and likes their space, but I can see it being an issue later if ever that she dosen't come as "needing" me if that makes sense. I mean if you've followed me on here you know that feeling of being wanted is something I think I want, even if I don't actually know what that feeling is. This is a girl that has some trust issues and probably doesn't want to feel like shes dependent on someone. I mean she said, she puts herself first. Which is fineish...


I don't know maybe it's too early to talk about these things. Right now my main focus is just on enjoying her company and learning about this stuff. I mean it's clear I don't know shit and a lot of my preconceived notions are wrong.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2019, 07:34:13 PM
The power of the pussy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 15, 2019, 07:41:01 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2019, 06:50:15 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 15, 2019, 06:46:32 PM
What kind of issues? Crazy girls are a good catch if you can start a codependency kind of thing going.

Everlasting love  :preach

Even when trying to flee
wasting away two decades off and on because the normies you try just don't get it :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 16, 2019, 04:57:40 AM
Quote from: Atramental on February 15, 2019, 04:04:30 PM
I mean, I met a lot of new girls and got their contact info. :yeshrug

spoiler (click to show/hide)
also, it’s weird seeing two women who have sucked you off in the past (i.e. at completely separate times) having a conversation in front of you.  :doge
[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)
They can't talk if their mouth is full.
[close]
:rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 16, 2019, 07:12:49 PM
She has an IUD. I’ve never heard of that type of birth control.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 16, 2019, 07:17:51 PM
what that means is that you get to nut inside this girl forever
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 16, 2019, 07:29:24 PM
that means she wants bareback and she let you know not to worry about getting her pregnant. she's a good girl, rahx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on February 16, 2019, 07:53:13 PM
#blessed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 16, 2019, 07:58:15 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 16, 2019, 07:12:49 PM
She has an IUD. I’ve never heard of that type of birth control.

Omg

Dude

You hit the Powerball with this chica. Understanding of you AND you get to blow loads in her with no consequences?

God is real

This may not last or maybe it will but one things for sure. Cum in her as many times as you can.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on February 16, 2019, 08:10:41 PM
So who’s left to devirginize here?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 16, 2019, 08:12:45 PM
It depends, are you still a virgin if you have never been pegged ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 16, 2019, 08:52:30 PM
Holes and the dick hold different virgin status surely. Rahx is currently 1/3rd a virgin as recognized by the Geneva convention unlessmhe wants to admit some shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on February 16, 2019, 08:58:20 PM
As someone who is afforded special treatments per the Geneva convention I feel I am waived from any/all pegging requirements.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 16, 2019, 09:55:58 PM
Uh guys I’ve had sex back when I was like 19....

Today, one of my high school friends who I had sex with even messaged me out of the blue...

And yes I feel like I’ve hit the jackpot with this girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 16, 2019, 11:47:47 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on February 16, 2019, 08:10:41 PM
So who’s left to devirginize here?

Ruzbeh needs deflowering
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on February 16, 2019, 11:57:17 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 16, 2019, 07:12:49 PM
She has an IUD. I’ve never heard of that type of birth control.

Its a trick. Her biological clock is in overdrive, she wants a child
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 18, 2019, 02:25:07 AM
I guess Glen was right about once you're in a relationship you'll be having plenty of sex so it dosen't matter.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 18, 2019, 02:41:38 AM
Yup. We all fake it till we make it. Once I started having sex with the girl I lost my virginity to, I think I was boning three times a day for half a year. And now it's next to never because I'm single. That's just how it is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 18, 2019, 03:25:02 AM
Quote from: shosta on February 18, 2019, 02:41:38 AM
Yup. We all fake it till we make it. Once I started having sex with the girl I lost my virginity to, I think I was boning three times a day for half a year. And now it's next to never because I'm single. That's just how it is.
you were underage, shosti. that was rape  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 18, 2019, 06:35:02 AM
(https://i.giphy.com/media/pQmWjYrz39YAg/giphy.webp)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 18, 2019, 07:16:53 AM
Quote from: Glen on February 18, 2019, 03:01:13 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 18, 2019, 02:25:07 AM
I guess Glen was right about once you're in a relationship you'll be having plenty of sex so it dosen't matter.

I was right about everything.

Yeah, but unless your dick was the one doing the fucking, the credit goes to Rahx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on February 18, 2019, 03:12:15 PM
Counterpoint: If you take credit for the wins you also have to share in the blame for the losses. Do you really want a Rah L on your head?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 18, 2019, 03:42:48 PM
Rah L sounds like Superman's Egyptian cousin.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 18, 2019, 04:44:19 PM
eat that ass Rah  :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 18, 2019, 04:57:36 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 18, 2019, 03:42:48 PM
Rah L sounds like Superman's Egyptian cousin.

I feel this should be Rahxs new name after having ascended
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 18, 2019, 04:59:04 PM
Rahx L Gul
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 22, 2019, 01:39:10 PM
So can people here talk to me about female orgasm......

So we've had sex 4 times now and it's been very fun. But she hasn't come. Well she said maybe she did once, but either way she hasn't. Now we have been very communicative about pretty much everything and as I've said she's very blunt. She's told me each time shes had a lot fun, that she really likes the sex, that it lasts long, and it's satisfying. She says I need to stop doubting myself, but I guess I felt a little down about the fact that she hasn't been able to come. She told me "hey you like reading, read some articles about it, it's hard for women to come and I have my own problems that keep me from that". She says sex is'nt about that anyway. I guess it's just adding to the insecurities I have and I know I have to get past it. And it's really all in my head as I mean she claims each time it's been very good.

Should I be super worried? I mean we are still finding out our things. I haven't been able to come either, but I chalk that up to my porn overload which I'm toning down. Its been fun so far. She's not complaining.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 22, 2019, 01:48:47 PM
No, don’t be super worried, and definitely do not talk about it in a way that applies pressure on her having an orgasm because it will hinder the chances of it happening. Trust what she says. Those Os are gonna cum when you’re both connected and comfortable (read: have developed trust in each other) so just be receptive to her needs and wants and try to just let go and enjoy each other. Yes, try to abandon porn as much as possible. Try not to think of sex as goal oriented (ie orgasm oriented) but being about what’s pleasurable to you and your partner in the moment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on February 22, 2019, 01:57:17 PM
yeah it'll mostly work out on it's own as you guys get more comfortable with each other, i wouldn't sweat it. are either of you on anti-depressants? not saying that'd be the reason but they can make it an uphill battle.

also yeah quit porn for a bit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 22, 2019, 01:58:09 PM
Not just porn, don't jerk off at all. As guys we have a daily routine that extends back as far as 13 or earlier but you gotta quit if you want that dick to work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 22, 2019, 02:07:25 PM
That ^
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 22, 2019, 02:08:56 PM
Chances are you have the “death grip” and the only way to solve it is not jack off and stop watching porn. I’ve heard that it can take months to change so it may be a while for your dick to recalibrate so to speak.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on February 22, 2019, 02:18:07 PM
cause its thebore and focusing on dick is what we do here
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 22, 2019, 02:20:13 PM
Female orgasm is 75% mental. So, if you start injecting anxiety into it, then it's never going to happen.


If you want to come, just close your eyes and fantasize about some sick, perverted shit. You'll get there.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 22, 2019, 02:24:49 PM
You two fucking in silence? Let the words fly, dirty as y'all are comfortable with

When a chica says que rico

(https://abload.de/img/nutbuttonatkks.png) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=nutbuttonatkks.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on February 22, 2019, 02:48:14 PM
Fuck the mumbo jumbo. This is a mechanical problem. Your prime erogenous zone is a strawberry attached to a rod. Her's is a little bean in a hoodie. Act accordingly. :nothot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on February 22, 2019, 03:09:08 PM
Just eat her out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 22, 2019, 04:36:58 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on February 22, 2019, 03:09:08 PM
Just eat her out.
She doesn’t want that because her skin easily tears down there and she gets UTIs very easily.

And yes she’s on anti depresents and other meds.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 22, 2019, 07:33:54 PM
Never heard of that before. Is she smol or something?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 22, 2019, 07:50:52 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 22, 2019, 04:36:58 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on February 22, 2019, 03:09:08 PM
Just eat her out.
She doesn’t want that because her skin easily tears down there and she gets UTIs very easily.

And yes she’s on anti depresents and other meds.

 ??? Is your tongue bigger than your dick or something?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 22, 2019, 08:11:57 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on February 22, 2019, 07:50:52 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 22, 2019, 04:36:58 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on February 22, 2019, 03:09:08 PM
Just eat her out.
She doesn’t want that because her skin easily tears down there and she gets UTIs very easily.

And yes she’s on anti depresents and other meds.

 ??? Is your tongue bigger than your dick or something?
No?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on February 22, 2019, 11:15:03 PM
It always amazes me how vajayjays can be so sensitive yet pop a baby out like a pez dispenser.

If she can't summon Hulk-mode, maybe a dental dam or toys and lube will help. Patience is also good, you two will figure out as you get more acquainted with each other.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on February 24, 2019, 12:24:36 PM
It isn’t real sex unless the guy is slapping me while I call him Daddy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 24, 2019, 12:33:00 PM
I never got the daddy thing.  Always kind of weirds me out.  But I ain’t kink shaming.

We do lots of choking though  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2019, 12:43:04 PM
(https://abload.de/img/vnqljv0csjkn.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=vnqljv0csjkn.gif)

The vocal aspect plays a huge part of it for some. Feels like there's a sense of reserved tension otherwise.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on February 24, 2019, 02:53:30 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on February 24, 2019, 12:33:00 PM
I never got the daddy thing.  Always kind of weirds me out.  But I ain’t kink shaming.

We do lots of choking though  :doge
Never had any relationship with the word, thanks to not being English, so for me it isn't actually weird at all.
But the "my little girl" part is hella weird though. Add that and I think it becomes creepy.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 24, 2019, 03:10:44 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 16, 2019, 07:12:49 PM
She has an IUD. I’ve never heard of that type of birth control.

My wife has one, they don't have to be changed for 4-5 years so they're really easy in terms of maintenance. No remembering pills and all that stuff.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on February 24, 2019, 03:22:22 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 22, 2019, 02:14:01 PM
Why are you guys so focused on Rahx cumming?  lol
It’s the only reason I’m here tbh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2019, 04:19:54 PM
If the tongue aint in play maybe finger blast until shes levitating off the bed? And then maybe a quick little

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To see if she'll hold steady to the no oral
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 24, 2019, 07:08:41 PM
Right now I’m just trying to be as comfortable as I can. I’ve never had sex this regularly or with someone I actually like. So this is really the first time I’ve been in this kind of relationship. I mean I’m still trying to deal with my insecurities towards sex. So right now I’m trying to get past those as I have hangs up that spark up randomly. Like when she talked about her previous experiences. Made me wonder how I compare and from there my mind turned against me.

But right now she says it’s good and fun. I have to work at positions like doggy m, but I think I’m getting better at it and it’s fun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 25, 2019, 02:13:57 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1TNC43j.jpg)

the story of rahx  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 25, 2019, 08:34:14 AM
So just this weekend alone I’ve had 1 engaged and 2 married women be rather flirty with me. For shame since they were all gorgeous.

Also, I ran into that single mom (the one that likes coke) at that rave Saturday night when I was on 4 grams of mushrooms.  :doge

She asked me why I didn’t like her while I had my arms wrapped around her waist from behind and I flat out told her it was because of the cocaine. She assured me that she doesn’t do it anymore because she’s back at nursing school but eh...

Anywho, I’m not sure what my next big break will be but I’ll just keep throwing myself out there until something clicks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on February 25, 2019, 09:02:23 AM
I don't like that you do drugs said 1 druggie to another
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 25, 2019, 09:22:06 AM
Mushrooms are divine teachers.

 :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on February 25, 2019, 09:31:31 AM
settle down joe rogan
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 25, 2019, 10:05:13 AM
It was the first thing that came to mind (it’s hard to lie on mushrooms btw) and it’s a personal dealbreaker of mine. There were other issues I had with her as well but I was trying to have a fun time and not trying to give an adult woman a lecture at a rave.

edit: And some part of me still likes her but at the same time I can find someone that’s better suited for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 25, 2019, 10:30:13 AM
get her pregnant.  she'll probably stop doing cocaine then and then you got that sweet milk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on February 25, 2019, 10:33:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h614cRTWV_k
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 26, 2019, 01:43:45 AM
A redhead with paranoid schizophrenia has the hots for me. What do?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 26, 2019, 01:52:40 AM
Bang all four of her personalities
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 26, 2019, 04:14:07 AM
Give her shrooms and see what happens?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 26, 2019, 06:12:30 AM
Quote from: Atramental on February 26, 2019, 01:43:45 AM
A redhead with paranoid schizophrenia has the hots for me. What do?  :doge
take her and her baby out to dinner.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 26, 2019, 08:54:16 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 26, 2019, 06:12:30 AM
Quote from: Atramental on February 26, 2019, 01:43:45 AM
A redhead with paranoid schizophrenia has the hots for me. What do?  :doge
take her and her baby out to dinner.
:journo :crybaby
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:woooo
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 26, 2019, 04:47:51 PM
How to ruin a good hookup: have night-terrors while sleeping
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 26, 2019, 04:54:16 PM
I disagree. It makes you dark and brooding and also, actually I can't save that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 26, 2019, 06:24:56 PM
It’ll weed out the women who don’t have a mama complex so there’s that. I need a chick who will rub my forehead and tell me “it’s just a dream baby. It’s okay. Have some milk” and let me dry my tears on her dirty pillows and rinse my fears with warm mother’s milk.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2019, 09:17:43 PM
When you gingerly lift the bra up with two fingers and they tumble out, gravity choosing its favorite first   :dsp like opening a spring loaded gift 🎁
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on February 26, 2019, 09:49:28 PM
Jesus, Blue. I want to pop the pimples on your roided-out dick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 26, 2019, 10:04:01 PM
Isn’t redhead and schizophrenic being redundant?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2019, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 26, 2019, 09:49:28 PM
Jesus, Blue. I want to pop the pimples on your roided-out dick.

 :-[

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2019, 09:58:50 PM
So bad news. I feel like this is over or I should end it.

Yesterday she came over and we had a nice Xbox date where she brought hers and we played at the same time. Eventually we got physical and at first it was good, but then I lost my erection and couldn’t continue. This is the 2nd time and I got mad. It made her uncomfortable she said. Now I didn’t yell or anything. I don’t know what I did but it doesn’t matter because I was a jerk and she didn’t like it.

One of her problems is that my insecurities have kept poping up. I’ll ask her during sex if it’s ok or good and so on. She has said many times it’s fine and fun, that the sex is good and I need to stop doubting myself.

After that we talked for a bit. She said at no point has my performance disappointed her and that a lot of this is in my head. But if this continues to be a problem well it’s not going to work as she has her own shit to deal with. She said I’m important to her and that this isn’t over as she trusts me and I’m one of the few people to really get past her barrier and so on. What has turned her off is my confidence in myself. She said right now maybe we should take a break from sex and I feel like that really means this is over.

I don’t know I really like this girl, but I don’t know if I can handle this and despite what she she says I just feel she’s going to find someone else.

I just feel I should end it now before it gets worse. I don’t think I’m equibbed for relationships at this point.

We talked today and things have seemingly resumed but I just feel like it’s going to be hard to recover as more and more of my bad side is shown.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 28, 2019, 10:06:44 PM
lolwut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 28, 2019, 10:10:28 PM
you're still in. not much anyone can do for you to get you to calm down and enjoy yourself. it's like you hit the game winner, won the championship. now you're at the presser bad mouthing yourself and alienating yourself from your teammates.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 28, 2019, 10:14:35 PM
think about snorting a line of meth off rioutos dick, it's how all the big boys do it  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on February 28, 2019, 10:26:51 PM
insecure whisky dick is pretty common. at least anecdotally, i've def had it, and a number of friends have talked to me about it in HS. your readiness to give up and wallow in hopeless shit instead of just accepting your issue and moving on is the issue. chill out man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on February 28, 2019, 10:32:29 PM
also, y'know, we have modern medicine now. not unheard of to get some assistance until you feel comfortable (viagra). also second therapy lel.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2019, 10:49:00 PM
Well it’s not like I’m unsure if she likes me. She’s said she does. What I think is going to happen is she’s going to realize I’m too insercure to be her partner and slowly move away from that. I’ve already shown I am. This downtime from sex is probably the first move and after that she’ll probably find someone who can satisfy her and be confident. I’ll just be a special friend.

Today she said I’m too focused on thinking she just wants good sex with me and that she’d  be happy just enjoying my company. To me that reads as admintiance that this sex thing hasn’t worked.

I guess my problem is I just don’t buy that she wants to keep going. That’s on me.

But yes I thought about going back to the gym to raise testerone and stuff. I can’t get Viagra. I don’t have insurance and what not. It would be too expensive for me.

I mean I probably won’t end it at least on my end. I’ll carry on like everything’s fine and I’m trying to get better. But I think it’s not actually mutual and I should end it because I clearly can’t handle this.

I mean at least now I have an idea what these things are like.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 28, 2019, 10:52:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/eAYNoxS.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2019, 10:59:28 PM
Honestly Rahx, this is why it was suggested you work on yourself before trying to getting into it with someone. Now you get to experience the awkwardness of trying to sort your shit out to a spectator.

On the flip, she's obviously very patient and understanding. Listen to what she has to say, let her guide you as she seems to be doing and stop thinking that life is some sort of multi layer gambit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 28, 2019, 11:00:33 PM
^^^ also FHUTA!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2019, 11:06:37 PM
I mean it’s not like I set out to get into a relationship with this person. It just happen gradually. I was just myself. It’s just now she’s meeting the bad part of that.

I get that she’s patient and that’s great. Because she also has her own problems and must find me somewhat worthwhile. I get the impression I’m the first person to treat her well.

But I just think it would be easier if I ended it now instead of her getting feud up later and doing it. Which would probably hurt a lot worse.

I just think I have too many problems to sort through to make this work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 28, 2019, 11:16:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2019, 11:06:37 PM


But I just think

I just think
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2019, 11:24:33 PM
And the curse of the old slumbering snail dick sounds like you're in your head too much. Basically filler is on what it is. I mean, yeah hittup the gym but, once she's comfortable again, maybe ask that y'all take it slower and try to feel the moment instead of orchestrating it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2019, 11:26:27 PM
I mean yeah it’s in my head obviously and it’s easy to mock me for this. I just think this is going to end terribly for me. It just added to my insecurities. I learned my dick doesn’t work and maybe prob or my own brain has ruined it for me. I mean it made me feel good and when I’m with this person I feel great, but I also feel incredible fear. Now maybe if I remove myself from this I can just feel like “hey now I know relationships don’t work for me what do I care”. It just seems very hard and my biggest fear is I’ve fuxked up with someone I actually like.

Lol I mean I guess we can just be friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 28, 2019, 11:33:50 PM
like my posts and I'll fix you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2019, 11:36:15 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2019, 11:26:27 PM
. It just seems very hard and my biggest fear is I’ve fuxked up with someone I actually like.

Lol I mean I guess we can just be friends.

You haven't fucked it up. Its natural, it happens to dudes. Now cutting and running would be fucking things up with her. You also have to see how defeatist you were when not with someone and how that same mindset is being applied now, don't you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 28, 2019, 11:37:54 PM
still #teamrahx, but I'm also a raidah fan  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 12:09:54 AM
Well I appreciate the bore not making fun of me for my dick problems. I just wish I wasn't so fucked up.

But I do still think the right thing is to end this. I'm not going to instantly start having great boners and being more confident. In the mean time (if it honestly hasn't started already) her interests will wane and she'll find someone better. Which will suck when it happens.

I guess what I find hard to do now is maintain someone's interests when they've seen how unlikable you are. I don't know why this girl would still want to talk to me. It's easy to say she doesn't want to do end it. But I don't believe it. I feel like saying we should pause on sex is the slow beginning of that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 01, 2019, 12:24:51 AM
too bad you're not a girl or gay. you could just lay there and get pounded from behind and get put on your knees to suck dick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 01, 2019, 12:29:30 AM
you're so self-defeating, rahx  :stahp this is worse than everything in the bad vibes thread  :fbm


just want to give you a big hug, breh  :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 12:38:07 AM
I don't really need a hug. I'm going to be fine.  At least I'm better informed now. When this ends I can at least maybe glean some knowledge from it.

I mean the stuff that I regret is the fact that this girl was pretty perfect for me and I've fucked it up. She was sarcastic, very funny, independent, not girly girl, and intersted in sex. She was open about it and very communicative with me. Wanted me to tell her how I wanted a bj and said I could cum on her which I won't be able to do now. I kind of had the perfect girl on my hands and I messed it up.

Ok maybe I need a hug.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 01:20:06 AM
This one is a lost cause.

Going to a doctor, getting back to the gym, and trying to build confidence are ongoing things that won't help this one, so it's a wash. It sucks, but this one I don't think is going to be fixed.

I mean she says yeah it's not over and she dosen't regret anything, but lets be real here. Why would she want to be someone who can't keep there thing erect and is very unconfident? Why put a pause on having sex if you are actually enjoying it? I don't know it seems pretty clear to me that she's trying to wind this down and is losing interests.

I've learned some things from it, so it wasn't a waste, but I'm being realistic here.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 01, 2019, 01:44:00 AM
she's saying to put a pause on sex, because it's causing you so much grief.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 01, 2019, 01:48:15 AM

"Those who are compulsively attached to the results of action cannot really enjoy what they do; they get downcast when things do not work out and cling more desperately when they do. So the Gita classifies the karma of attachment as pleasant at first, but 'bitter as poison in the end' (18:38)"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 02:20:38 AM
Maybe it's genuine concern. Maybe it's not. She said that she thought we should put a pause on sex because of my frustration and anger about doing a good job and not because of my actual performance. She said that I'm stuck on the notion that she just wants to have good sex with me, but that she enjoys my company even without it. She said that we have to get comfortable again, but that she dosen't know if we'll have sex again. Honestly it just seems like I've turned her off to the idea of sex and were just going to be friends. Which I don't know, I've never been friends with someone who I had an actual sexual thing with and had kind of intense feelings for. Calling it a wash is dismissive, but I mean it seems like this relationship is over or is at least moving away from being sexual. At this point she'll probably find someone else who can satisfy her without any confidence issues. And I'd rather bail before that happens. Her reassurances read to me as making a landing pad for a relationship without sex. Which honestly will frustrate me more as her presence will remind me that I really fucked up. I also don't want to fall back on porn either.

I don't know what I'm doing. I mean I'm not going to attempt to end it, but I don't want to sit around waiting for it end either.


Also how do I even get affordable psychiatry without insurance? Either way it's not going to be an instant fix so this current situation counts as a loss.

I'm just really worried that I fucked up a great thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 05:28:57 AM
Is this online? I’ve never bought medical drugs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on March 01, 2019, 06:07:06 AM
Rahx, no matter what the Bore always says, a big fat juicy cock is not the be all and end all of fucking everything. Yes, it's nice and everyone here worships cock but sometimes you have to focus on the smaller things in life. Forget that thing for a while, hang out and have fun with your girl, learn something new about her, bake her a cake, make her a mixtape or draw a funny picture for her, fucking take it back to a more innocent stage. When things get cute and flirty, don't feel pressure to perform but instead just focus on her, just holding and kissing her, maybe eventually let the cock back into play but as long as you're fixated on your dingdong it is staying in your pants. No one is to go near it, not even you.

If you can get Cialis then maybe try that as fallback but don't rush straight to meds. Give your peen a break and stop being so hard on it or it won't be hard. That little feller feels the pressure way harder than you do now. Yes, everyone loves cock but sometimes you need to let go of the things you love so that when you get back to it you appreciate it in a whole new way. And so will she, after a while of not being allowed near it she'll be all over that shit. And no, she won't go looking for stray dick the moment she can't get yours, unless she's a legit sex addict nympho.

Tldr; forget the dick for now and focus on having fun. Fun with the dick will follow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 01, 2019, 07:18:14 AM
LOL, don’t buy Cialis

I agree with skullstorm and stop assuming the absolute worst case scenario as a default. I’ve never seen anyone try to fuck up a good thing as much as what I’ve been seeing these last several posts. Based on your posts, you found a good girl: someone who is kind, patient, and understanding. Do not fuck this one up. In fact, at this point you should just do the exact opposite of what your mind is telling you to do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on March 01, 2019, 08:32:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vstNm5xzuKM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 01, 2019, 10:09:06 AM
Rahx over here trying to cure cancer and I'm sure she's like, damn my dude I'm just tryna play some vidya and cuddle with ya
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 01, 2019, 10:14:42 AM
Met another married women last night who is “monogam-ish”.

I just don’t understand why I’m running into this trend of married & engaged women who seemingly want to jump my bones.  :doge

edit: also, her husband looks like a giant “soyboy”.  :doge

He must be really funny or have a lot of money because Jesus...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 01, 2019, 10:25:50 AM
If you take cialis are you going to take it for the rest of your life?  because if you think your mind is fucking with you now wait until the anxiety that hits you the first time you try to fuck being off of cialis (or any other dick drug).  It's a mental problem that you need to address accordingly and your girl is giving you the best medicine there is - kindness and understanding.  Trust her and take it. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on March 01, 2019, 11:11:17 AM
As the bores local family druggist, boner pills ain’t going to help you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on March 01, 2019, 11:53:06 AM
Yeah ok I know nothing about dick drugs so maybe hold off on them unless your junk is really literally dead. Maybe just make sure you watch no porn, don't jack it, don't let her touch it too soon now so it won't do the whole hard for a minute and in a coma as soon as your brain goes "aww shit I wonder how long this will last".

Essentially, what I'm saying is get a penis cage and send the key to Bork. When he eventually after about a month of raging about couriers finally receives it and sends it back to you everything should be fine!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 01, 2019, 01:39:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2019, 10:14:42 AM
Met another married women last night who is “monogam-ish”.

I just don’t understand why I’m running into this trend of married & engaged women who seemingly want to jump my bones.  :doge

Only 3-5 percent of all mammals form life-long bonds with their mate.

I don't think humans are any different, since we all come from the same tree. IMO, people are not programmed for long-term monogamy and are not adept enough to fight through those impulses (to leave). That's why marriage is a religious ceremony. They had to instill the fear of god into people to get them to stay together.


 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Space Jam is Canon on March 01, 2019, 02:25:36 PM
It’s good that you realize that you’re sabotaging yourself, but I suggest you listen to everyone else and realize that this is a growing pain that you shouldn’t shy away from. I guarantee you fucking this up explicitly will be a lot worse for you in the long run than letting it just run its course naturally. It’s really frustrating trying to get through to you that, without treatment, you have literally no clue what baseline normalcy is. Do not trust your judgment here. You can recover from this and should definitely try.

Also keep in mind that this is kind of a new frontier for male sexuality and that dysfunction is readily becoming the new norm for young men. I had the same problems with my first girlfriend at 21, for what it’s worth. All her past flings were 10 years my senior, ridiculously attractive, and had a lot more to offer in terms of stability and experience. She could have had pretty much any dude that she wanted, but she wanted me. I couldn’t wrap my head around that, but that’s because I hated myself just like you do. History will continue repeating itself until you find some way to redress that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 01, 2019, 02:34:37 PM
Rahx, another thing, you really need to stop assuming what shes all about. Either ask her or stop assuming. Because your assumptions are, as read, just a projection of your lack of self confidence in what you have to offer her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 01, 2019, 03:12:14 PM
Quote from: Dufus on March 01, 2019, 02:05:28 PM

[citation needed]

I don't know if you're aware, but there is a website called google where you can type words/phrases into it and it will bring up results.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Only+3-5+percent+of+all+mammals+form+life-long+bonds+with+their+mate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 03:29:43 PM
I know it’s playful ribbing ritious, but I don’t kind of think I ruined this. I mean it’s not like we had an argument. I just got clearly pissed and then she said she was done having sex tonight and that lead to a talk. I mean yes after that she did she wasn’t ending anything, but I don’t know things have cooled. I don’t know, she’ll be gone next week for a trip. It’s kind of terrible to end on this note. When she comes back I doubt she’s going to want to resume anything when she remembers how Unconfident I am.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 01, 2019, 03:53:07 PM
Rahx you sound like you're trying to find a reason that it's over. Take her at her word at see what happens.

Quote from: riotous on March 01, 2019, 03:36:17 PM
This "giving up so I don't get hurt more" thing just doesn't make much sense to me;  if you are so convinced the girl wants to ditch you, how is that even going to hurt less?  Like I "get it" you won't have the memory of the person dumping you but you still have this idea that they didn't want you anymore and that's really where pain comes from. 

The way Rahx has talked about himself in the past, his brain is going to feel hurt no matter what decision you make, so why not do the opposite of what you'd normally do and work on being better. There is no shame in that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 01, 2019, 06:38:52 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 06:59:14 PM
Well I haven’t done anything drastic or said anything to her. But in my head it is actually over. Maybe I’m wrong or acting on negative assumptions. But I was right about one assumption, she did in fact like me.

I don’t know, she doesn’t seem to want to hang out this weekend so I figure it’s done.

It may not make much sense to you, but it makes sense to me. I want to get away from the pain as soon as possible. As soon as I know it’s over I can start getting over it, instead of sitting around wondering and getting more anxious. So if I can get ahead of it I can carry on.

And the reason I want to get out is because I feel incredibly shitty. I had something that was pretty good and ruined it and would rather just get past that. So it’s going to feel shitty anyway, might as well get a jump on it. I also just don’t think I can do relationships. I don’t have the mind for them right now so at least I know that. I probably won’t wine about them or try to get into them now that I know.

Basicly I just want to stop being miserable. I wasn’t. I felt good and wow that went away quickly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on March 01, 2019, 07:03:04 PM
:picard
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on March 01, 2019, 07:21:07 PM
can u send her my way when ur done with her thanks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 01, 2019, 07:34:38 PM
So when you've fled the scene, and you're scouring tinder for love, please don't act like the universe did not throw you the biggest goddamn bone ever.

Oh and good luck finding another woman who actually enjoys playing videogames, even one who doesn't view it as a complete waste of time.

This is def beyond forum encouragement. A crash in slow motion.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 07:40:29 PM
Oh I will not be touching Tinder or the likes ever again. I don’t think I’ll be looking for a relationship for a long time.

And yes I realize the universe gave me something great. That’s kind of why I’m upset that I fucked it up. But there’s really nothing I can do. I mean the other party has to be open to it and I’m telling you they aren’t. Again I’ve just been lying low right now. I haven’t made any sudden moves or anything. I’ve just chilled as far as she’s concerned. But I can tell there’s something wrong now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 01, 2019, 08:10:48 PM
if you want her, go after her. you'll find no growth going back to your comfort zone. love you, rahx breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 08:36:32 PM
I appreciate that, but I’m going to be fine. I can’t force the girl to be ok with me after she lost interests. Any self help stuff will be an on going thing that won’t help that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 09:48:42 PM
Quote from: demi on March 01, 2019, 07:21:07 PM
can u send her my way when ur done with her thanks
You don’t even know what she looks like.

Here’s a pic of her with one of my dogs.

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https://m.imgur.com/a/tCxnGXw
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 01, 2019, 09:49:56 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 01, 2019, 09:59:31 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 09:48:42 PM
Quote from: demi on March 01, 2019, 07:21:07 PM
can u send her my way when ur done with her thanks
You don’t even know what she looks like.

Here’s a pic of her with one of my dogs.

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https://m.imgur.com/a/tCxnGXw
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lolwut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 10:00:26 PM
And one positive Glen and ritious is I won’t be complying about not having sex at least. I can’t do it even if I wanted to so I have nothing to complain about.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 10:01:16 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 01, 2019, 09:59:31 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 09:48:42 PM
Quote from: demi on March 01, 2019, 07:21:07 PM
can u send her my way when ur done with her thanks
You don’t even know what she looks like.

Here’s a pic of her with one of my dogs.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://m.imgur.com/a/tCxnGXw
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lolwut
What?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 01, 2019, 10:02:31 PM
you and yo girl make a trip out my way. I'll dick you both down, problem solved  :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 01, 2019, 10:02:33 PM
This is like the forum version of The Passion of the Christ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on March 01, 2019, 10:44:37 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 09:48:42 PM
Quote from: demi on March 01, 2019, 07:21:07 PM
can u send her my way when ur done with her thanks
You don’t even know what she looks like.

Here’s a pic of her with one of my dogs.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://m.imgur.com/a/tCxnGXw
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She likes videogames and likes to have sex. Who cares about the rest
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 11:04:40 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 01, 2019, 10:02:33 PM
This is like the forum version of The Passion of the Christ
I do look a little like Jesus. Espically when I had long hair.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2019, 12:05:35 AM
I agree she's been great. The girl was perfect for me. It's really all my fault. She probably wants and needs someone who's actually confident. I can't be that person. It sucks, but that's what it is. She did say I did'nt come off as very needy like her last bf thing so I guess that's a positive.

I'm not treating it like that bu. I don't expect or want to get into another relationship anytime soon man. I'm not cut out for those currently or ever. The next girl I meet probably won't be anywhere near accommodating and would probably even be harsher about my performance. The last thing I want to do right now is have sex with anyone. Too much pressure. Dating is something I'm going to actively avoid. And not because of any stupid incel I hate women bullshit. I'm not on that crap. Simply because I do not have the mind or body for it. I have no problems accepting things worts and all and am not looking for anything perfect. I liked this girl because she appeared to be un-perfect. Which is far more comfortable to me. Problem is a girl like that is probably going to need someone she can rely on. Her positives about me where that I was kind, compassionate, mindful of her feelings, and made her laugh because I had a unique sense of humor. Those are all nice, but in the end a girl is going to want someone who is confident. I don't think a relationship can start if the guy can't do that. And I can't right now.

I'll check to see if there are any money conscious options and ask my mother if she'd be willing to pay for a doctor again. But the last time I went to a doctor I got nothing from it. I want feedback too quickly and some reassurance that something is happening which is probably a problem on my end.

I am thinking this through though. Despite what she said before, she's gone cold on me the last two days. Maybe she realized her patients has her limits and she can find better dick somewhere else without any actual baggage. I don't know. It would be nice if she simply told me though. I'm not throwing it away. I'm being realistic. I can feel that her interests is dead now. She probably got tired of having to reassure me. But I really don't want to bring this up to her or ask her because 1. I know she's stressing because of her upcoming conference and 2. Asking wouldn't show any confidence. So now I'm left in the miserable position where all I can do is wonder. Which sucks, because I'd just like to watch porn if this thing is over like it feels it is. I mean if it wasn't over and she wanted to continue(which she said she did, but her actions suggest otherwise) I would do what I could to avoid the problems, but thats not whats going on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2019, 12:46:49 AM
Feels good to jerk off to porn again though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Fifstar on March 02, 2019, 04:13:27 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 01, 2019, 06:59:14 PM
Basicly I just want to stop being miserable. I wasn’t. I felt good and wow that went away quickly.

Excuse the hot take but:

Honestly woman/relationships aren't the cure for depression. Might lighten you up longer than other things, but bad feelings and thoughts will always keep crawling back unless you keep working on yourself wholesome.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2019, 05:03:47 AM
I don't know if I'm actually depressed. I certainly have a inclination for self sabotage and negative inward thoughts. I don't really know what I am. I have low self esteem when it comes to these things. But it's not like I'm not aware of my positives. It's not like I don't think I have self worth. It's just I find it easier to see the negative, because it feels more realistic.

But what I meant was I was actually pretty happy with what was going on. But I've become miserable because I quickly messed it up. Which is why I just want to cut it off.

But if I maybe step back I can see things are ok. I mean she has told me that she isn't ending anything and enjoys my company. We even made jokes about my kissing the day after. Sure our texts conversations have been kind of lame, but it's not like everyday can you have amazing conversations. She's also probably focused and anxious because next week she has an important job convention shes going to and right now thats important. So what I should be doing is not adding unto her stress and just making sure I'm emotionally  available when she comes back.

And that's probably whats going on. If she really did want this to stop she probably wouldn't still text me or she would just tell me she did'nt.

And I probably know this is all true.

But my mind feels like thats not whats true and the reality is I fucked up, not created a small but fixable bump that probably happens to a lot of relationships in the beginning, the middle, or the end. What my mind thinks is that "oh no I fucked it up again. This time with a girl I really liked. See! This is why you should'nt even try because you easily mess up. You're such a failure when it comes to women and this is more evidence".

The funny thing is the former is something I realize only after I've acted on the later and the reason for negativity has already been cut from my life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on March 02, 2019, 06:53:19 AM
Quote from: Dufus on March 02, 2019, 05:41:19 AM
How many fucking times do I have to read your posts about your negativity.

People are actually read his screeds?  :leon

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2019, 07:00:15 AM
Not long enough to be screeds. Tedious maybe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on March 02, 2019, 09:41:54 AM
I dunno how many times its been posted here (not just for you, but you lately)

Finding someone that likes you doesn't mean youre gunna like yourself. Nor make all your self confidence issues among others go away
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2019, 10:52:55 AM
Well I guess I’m getting that harsh lesson in the field.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 02, 2019, 11:29:41 AM
She looks like she has thick thighs. Are they thick?  Send her my way and tell her I’ll still give her unsatisfying sex but I won’t sulk about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2019, 11:54:28 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 02, 2019, 11:29:41 AM
She looks like she has thick thighs. Are they thick?  Send her my way and tell her I’ll still give her unsatisfying sex but I won’t sulk about it.
Yes she does and why would I do that? Sounds like a down grade. According to her it hasn’t been unsatisfying.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 02, 2019, 11:56:23 AM
If you get a smart phone you’ll have the wisdom of the bore on you at all times
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 02, 2019, 12:31:28 PM
Damn she looks cute too

Rahx turning away from heaven. Time for... Punished Rahx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on March 02, 2019, 12:58:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 01, 2019, 10:14:42 AM
Met another married women last night who is “monogam-ish”.

I just don’t understand why I’m running into this trend of married & engaged women who seemingly want to jump my bones.  :doge

Women think you're fuckable but having a relationship with you isn't a good idea. HTH.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2019, 01:55:10 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 02, 2019, 12:31:28 PM
Damn she looks cute too

Rahx turning away from heaven. Time for... Punished Rahx.
I haven’t actually done anything. That’s why I come here to spout the nonsense that I feel but know is bad.

I mean I do feel there’s some distance and a good chance she doesn’t want to continue but I mean I’m not sure why that would be. I mean she’s said she’s not ending anything, that she enjoys the sex, and that she’ll be honest with me. I mean if she didn’t care I doubt she’d stay after the incident to still talk to me or still text. Even if the texts have a weird vibe. I mean she clearly likes me, but realizes I have some problems that are probably not impossible to work through.

I talked to two of my female friends. One of them is kind of the one one who pushed for this. Both pretty much said the same thing. That a girl just wants sex and doesn’t care for you behind that they wouldn’t just stay and talk to you after sex. They wouldn’t have even stayed for a second after the incident. That if she says the sex is is good you’ll probably always have a sexual relationship as I guess it’s hard for women to find sexual partners they like.  I guess the point is that it’s been too meaningful and she doesn’t seem like someone to end after a small bump.

Either way, right now I’m just laying low. Not really mentioning that stuff and letting things flow. I’ve talked to her today in person and in texts. Just small jokes here and there and I mean at one point she gave me a smile and a certain look that made me feel it’s probabky ok. Still I think there’s a certain distance and I know she has a big conference coming up. So I’m just going to lay low and see what happens after that. She probably has that in her mind mostly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 02, 2019, 02:30:43 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2019, 11:54:28 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 02, 2019, 11:29:41 AM
She looks like she has thick thighs. Are they thick?  Send her my way and tell her I’ll still give her unsatisfying sex but I won’t sulk about it.
Yes she does and why would I do that? Sounds like a down grade. According to her it hasn’t been unsatisfying.
How fucking convenient... the one thing you choose to believe from her is that she is satisfied.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2019, 03:56:16 PM
I mean.....I’ve been self aware and introspective about my negativity for a long time.....I’ve said as much in my posts. On this page alone. There’s not a lack of self awareness.

Is ego boosting yourself a part of your self help?

Did your books teach you proper hygiene too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2019, 04:14:40 PM
Knowing something is wrong and making an attempt to do something about it are two diffrent things. Being aware of the problem does not mean I have the will or knowledge to fix it.

And for someone talking down, I really haven’t seen you make any progress. Your posts still put you at Square one of how do I even talk to people. I’ve at least put myself out there warts and all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2019, 04:37:06 PM
I mean that’s me literally being self aware and explaining how I perceive my negative thoughts. Not an endorsement that they are correct.

And every time you posts it’s been filled with “well at least I’m not Rahx sentiment”.

Well I’m not Dufus and I have no problem taking pride in my own work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 02, 2019, 05:19:15 PM
And anyway one thing that gets glossed over in these things is that I have in fact gone to two therapists. In the end they were not helpful. Finding a good one takes time and money.

Anyway it’s sucks that this very good thing ended but I mean it’s not like I’m honestly going to stop. I’ll feel bad and be hurt for a while. Then at some point I’ll try again, probably fail, or whatever. It’s not like I haven’t learned anything from this experience.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 02, 2019, 05:57:11 PM
Atra suck on any milf tiddies yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 02, 2019, 06:01:07 PM
I’ve been sick lately so nah.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 02, 2019, 06:21:00 PM
Damnit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on March 03, 2019, 12:39:49 AM
god damnit rahx put your stubbornness and pridefulness aside and continue hanging out with someone you’ve clearly established for weeks now is both patient and fond of you. nothing has ended.


this entire saga is as painful for all of us to read as it probably feels inside your head right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 03, 2019, 12:45:51 AM
I hope cats and mups been sucking on titties. Bless up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 03, 2019, 01:16:06 AM
I talked to her. Well everything is seemingly ok. I guess I was wrong to lose my shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on March 03, 2019, 01:40:10 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 03, 2019, 02:00:37 AM
 :yeshrug

I mean we haven’t hung out or anything. She just said I shouldn’t worry about our little bump we had and she hasn’t been distant. Anyway she’s going away for the week so hopefully she comes back primed and ready.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 03, 2019, 02:17:16 AM
don't play with your dick until you can figure out the sex thing with her. hold out for long enough and eventually your dick will overpower whatever is going on inside your head that's keeping you from performing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on March 03, 2019, 02:54:16 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 03, 2019, 02:00:37 AM
:yeshrug

I mean we haven’t hung out or anything. She just said I shouldn’t worry about our little bump we had and she hasn’t been distant. Anyway she’s going away for the week so hopefully she comes back primed and ready.

Shes prob gonna suck on a black cock or something while away. But dont let that bother you. She probably wont.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 03, 2019, 03:43:44 AM
Quote from: demi on March 03, 2019, 02:54:16 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 03, 2019, 02:00:37 AM
:yeshrug

I mean we haven’t hung out or anything. She just said I shouldn’t worry about our little bump we had and she hasn’t been distant. Anyway she’s going away for the week so hopefully she comes back primed and ready.

Shes prob gonna suck on a black cock or something while away. But dont let that bother you. She probably wont.
Thanks.



Anyway the text part still feels very weak and unenthusiastic compared to before. If she wanted to end it I wish she would just say instead of letting me wonder and lying.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 03, 2019, 05:35:59 AM
So after my most recent and super profound mushroom trip last weekend it became very apparent to me that I should be re-doubling my efforts on my personal development and projects.

As for dating/hooking up that’ll be something I won’t be actively pursuing but I’ll still reach out if I sense there’s potential for something with any woman I happen to cross paths with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 03, 2019, 11:41:15 AM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE! RELATIONSHIPS TAKE FUCKING WORK! IF YOU FIND SOMEONE THAT IS WILLING TO LOVE YOU THROUGH YOUR OWN ISSUES AND BE PATIENT, YOU HANG ON TO THAT PERSON AND WORK WITH THEM AS YOU WORK ON YOU. YES, WE'RE ALL FUCKING BROKEN. YES, WE ALL HAVE HANG UPS. YES, ALL RELATIONSHIPS HAVE THINGS THAT NEED TO BE WORKED ON AND IRONED OUT. THIS ISN'T FUCKING DISNEYLAND. COMMMOTHERFUCKINGUNIACTE YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS. SOMETHING HAS TO GET A LITTLE RUST BEFORE IT GETS POLISHED. DON'T BE ASHAMED OF THE RUST. JESUS YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKING DOG SHIT ON A CRACKER MOTHER FUCKERS.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 03, 2019, 11:47:27 AM
love is a fire and it burns baby it burns
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on March 03, 2019, 01:44:06 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 03, 2019, 11:41:15 AM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE! RELATIONSHIPS TAKE FUCKING WORK! IF YOU FIND SOMEONE THAT IS WILLING TO LOVE YOU THROUGH YOUR OWN ISSUES AND BE PATIENT, YOU HANG ON TO THAT PERSON AND WORK WITH THEM AS YOU WORK ON YOU. YES, WE'RE ALL FUCKING BROKEN. YES, WE ALL HAVE HANG UPS. YES, ALL RELATIONSHIPS HAVE THINGS THAT NEED TO BE WORKED ON AND IRONED OUT. THIS ISN'T FUCKING DISNEYLAND. COMMMOTHERFUCKINGUNIACTE YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS. SOMETHING HAS TO GET A LITTLE RUST BEFORE IT GETS POLISHED. DON'T BE ASHAMED OF THE RUST. JESUS YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKING DOG SHIT ON A CRACKER MOTHER FUCKERS.

I took a real close look at your avatar and...  I don't think that's a puppy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on March 03, 2019, 01:46:20 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 03, 2019, 11:41:15 AM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE! RELATIONSHIPS TAKE FUCKING WORK! IF YOU FIND SOMEONE THAT IS WILLING TO LOVE YOU THROUGH YOUR OWN ISSUES AND BE PATIENT, YOU HANG ON TO THAT PERSON AND WORK WITH THEM AS YOU WORK ON YOU. YES, WE'RE ALL FUCKING BROKEN. YES, WE ALL HAVE HANG UPS. YES, ALL RELATIONSHIPS HAVE THINGS THAT NEED TO BE WORKED ON AND IRONED OUT. THIS ISN'T FUCKING DISNEYLAND. COMMMOTHERFUCKINGUNIACTE YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS. SOMETHING HAS TO GET A LITTLE RUST BEFORE IT GETS POLISHED. DON'T BE ASHAMED OF THE RUST. JESUS YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKING DOG SHIT ON A CRACKER MOTHER FUCKERS.

Or just get a neck tat. That works too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on March 03, 2019, 01:50:52 PM
Just saw a neck tat two minutes ago, am I now in a relationship?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 03, 2019, 03:11:06 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 03, 2019, 11:41:15 AM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE! RELATIONSHIPS TAKE FUCKING WORK! IF YOU FIND SOMEONE THAT IS WILLING TO LOVE YOU THROUGH YOUR OWN ISSUES AND BE PATIENT, YOU HANG ON TO THAT PERSON AND WORK WITH THEM AS YOU WORK ON YOU. YES, WE'RE ALL FUCKING BROKEN. YES, WE ALL HAVE HANG UPS. YES, ALL RELATIONSHIPS HAVE THINGS THAT NEED TO BE WORKED ON AND IRONED OUT. THIS ISN'T FUCKING DISNEYLAND. COMMMOTHERFUCKINGUNIACTE YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS. SOMETHING HAS TO GET A LITTLE RUST BEFORE IT GETS POLISHED. DON'T BE ASHAMED OF THE RUST. JESUS YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKING DOG SHIT ON A CRACKER MOTHER FUCKERS.
It takes two to tango. Can’t really do anything if the other party is turned off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 03, 2019, 05:42:59 PM
Listen guys, it’s time to pour this energy into Dufus — Dufus, time to make moves
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 03, 2019, 06:05:23 PM
Dufus can’t even talk to women. Good luck with that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on March 03, 2019, 06:07:30 PM
You can just pretend to be a mute or hit on deaf chicks though. There are always solutions.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 03, 2019, 06:14:40 PM
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=697638137039703
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 03, 2019, 06:17:32 PM
 :cac
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 03, 2019, 06:23:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1IsDto41Tw

 :ohyeah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 01:13:17 AM
Yeah this is so over. I'm getting vague answers and terrible text conversations. She texts me randomly, not during the day like we used to but at night when she's going to bed. So no conversation through out the day. It's just nothing but "oks" and "whatevers". Whats the fuck of texting me then? It's hard to try and be entertaining when someone dosen't give you anything to work with.

I ask her "Is something wrong. You seem like you don't want to talk to me anymore. I think things are ok, but they don't feel like they are" and all I get is a vague "Stop being stupid then". Like what the fuck does that mean? Being stupid about what? Just tell me this over so I can move on and be miserable.

I just hope this is stress brought on by the major thing she has this week and that she'll come back relieved. Because thats all I can bet on and all I can do is play it cool and not make any major moves/be dramatic. But I asked if she was stressed about that and she just replies "nah". I mean I get stressed out people probably don't like to be asked if they are stressed or if there is a problem, but fuck. I don't like having a relationship. I would be fine if I knew things were ok.

But if not I wish she would just let me know. Like yes I had a small mishap about my penis. I don't think thats enough to end something that had been pretty positive. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on March 04, 2019, 01:17:50 AM
Why you telling us its over and not her. Stop being stupid seems like good advice. What a smart girl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 01:19:36 AM
If your defeatism and constant asking of questions hoping for reassurance seen in this thread are even partially passed on to her then its its no surprise she's edging away dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 04, 2019, 01:20:57 AM
she tells you things are good and not to worry about the sex too much. you continue on imagining things are horrible and worrying about the sex too much. equals stop being stupid. also, she is probably sexually frustrated. instead of going nuts because your dick didn't get hard, you should have just ate that pussy and used your fingers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 01:22:41 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 01:19:36 AM
If your defeatism and constant asking of questions hoping for reassurance seen in this thread are even partially passed on to her then its its no surprise she's edging away dude.
Then she should just say that so we can move on.

Quote from: demi on March 04, 2019, 01:17:50 AM
Why you telling us its over and not her. Stop being stupid seems like good advice. What a smart girl
I guess because I don't think it is....I don't know.

What am I being stupid about?

The funny thing is she said I wasn't very needy compared to her last dude and that she was patient because she understands these things take time and some people need help.

But also that having to reassure me makes it seem like I don't trust her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 01:24:07 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 01:22:41 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 01:19:36 AM
If your defeatism and constant asking of questions hoping for reassurance seen in this thread are even partially passed on to her then its its no surprise she's edging away dude.
Then she should just say that so we can move on.

People are rarely that blunt

And she's probably not that there yet but you're so determined to strangle the possibilities out from this person that her not crushing you yet seems to be dissapointing you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on March 04, 2019, 01:25:31 AM
This season has been dreadful.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 01:26:26 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 01:24:07 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 01:22:41 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 01:19:36 AM
If your defeatism and constant asking of questions hoping for reassurance seen in this thread are even partially passed on to her then its its no surprise she's edging away dude.
Then she should just say that so we can move on.

People are rarely that blunt

And she's probably not that yet but you're so determined to strangle the possibilities out from this person that her not crushing you yet seems to be dissapointing you
She is very blunt. She even says she is though. She's sad many times that if something happens she'd let me know that it's over or that she dosen't want to do anything anymore.

Quote from: BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! on March 04, 2019, 01:25:31 AM
This season has been dreadful.
Go to hell.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 04, 2019, 01:30:56 AM
she doesn't want things to be over, but you seem to. this poor girl is going above and beyond for you, but you seem to be looking for any excuse you can find to make her into the girl that doesn't want you. instead of wishing for her to just end things, you should be figuring out how to get her back. send the girl some flowers, make some type of gesture like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 01:38:42 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 01:22:41 AM
.

But also that having to reassure me makes it seem like I don't trust her.

Seems like? You straight up don't trust her. You're constantly trying to read in between lines that don't exist. Worse yet, through text. Whatever baggage you're carrying weighing down all your interactions with her that isn't outright love.

If you keep carrying on like this she will drop you. Going back to a solitary life, wondering why women suck as you were not to long ago. Wake up and chill out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 01:43:41 AM
So do you still think there's still a chance for this work if I just calm down? That she hasn't dropped me yet.



Serenity Now.



Insanity Later.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 02:33:22 AM
Ok you guys are probably correct( I mean when haven't you been). I just hope it's not too late to course correct.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 04, 2019, 02:34:27 AM
 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 04, 2019, 02:37:31 AM
She's got a big thing this week. I'm sure nagging her via text is the best thing to do at the minute. Keep going.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on March 04, 2019, 05:30:36 AM
Seriously, stop asking her if everything's ok and is she upset etc, that will come off as really, really annoying to her. She will read your texts as "HELLO M'LADY I HAVE NO CONFIDENCE AND AM UTTERLY PATHETIC AND BY THE WAY DID MY PENIS UPSET YOU GOSH I HATE MY PENIS SO MUCH I ALSO HATE MYSELF PLEASE REASSURE ME, THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR". And I'm being extreme to really make a point.

Soon she'll be thinking that you're going to start sending her threats about harming yourself if she doesn't want you, which some people do send to their partners and maybe she even got shit like that from her clingy ex. Just let her focus on her work thingy, wish her good luck with it and tell her she's gonna kill it and be supportive.

Do NOT send her whiny messages like "r we ok" at a time like this. Messages like that suck hairy ass anyway but when she's stressed out it'll make her flip her shit so yeah I wonder why she doesn't text you back with walls of text of how great you are. She needs to focus on her work thing and get encouragement from you that she'll do great, she doesn't need to be telling you how awesome you are every minute of the day right now. Stop sending her serious texts about your situation, stop "trying to be entertaining", stop thinking she's looking for new dick, just for god's sake LET HER CHILL.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/5510f494ce01522d88387a73254a9f8a/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FreeNudeLyleLanley on March 04, 2019, 05:37:07 AM
I’m impressed that you’ve seemingly found the most accommodating woman in the world that has been willing to put up with your shit and you’re still trying to do everything possible to fuck it up. I get you have serious issues with insecurity but still.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on March 04, 2019, 08:04:04 AM
Thirsty dudes go to insane lengths for girls, it's only natural that it escalates to this degree in a buyers market where you can efficiently screen for a "perfect" guy. Though i personally don't use dating apps and don't know people who encounter this problem irl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on March 04, 2019, 08:32:53 AM
Gotta get that self-esteem boost somehow i suppose. :doge On the bright side, if a girl does that then it's pretty much a guaranteed "not worth my time and effort"person... So you pretty much dodge a bullet anyways.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 09:00:27 AM
Quote from: FreeNudeLyleLanley on March 04, 2019, 05:37:07 AM
I’m impressed that you’ve seemingly found the most accommodating woman in the world that has been willing to put up with your shit and you’re still trying to do everything possible to fuck it up. I get you have serious issues with insecurity but still.
I thought I did too and while I know you all think I’m crazy, I’m sorry if you looked at our texting I think you’d see she’s kind of coming off like a bitch.

All I get is

“Whatever”

“Ok”

And then things like “and” and “why” to simple questions such as “when’s your flight” and “hey saw you talking to the boss what’s that about”.

This is a girl that would go into extreme detail before and answer any question you had with so much bluntness that it would turn you on. Now I’m lucky to even get a reply and even more so if there’s any enthusaim behind it.

It’s a complete 180 from how we use to talk. To the point I don’t even know why we are talking. I’m not trying to ask so many “are we ok” crap because she said we were, but the vibe now is so diffrent . And since it’s coming after a mishap it makes everything feel like I ruined something. I mean I did at first and still kind of think it’s because of her conference. I mean she is also an insecure person and gets anxious and stressed out before. She got very stressed out before about it and yeah all I said was hey you’ll do fine and stick with it and then she calmed down and went back to normal. This time it hasn’t and when she talks to me there’s such a vibe of “why the fuck are you talking to me”. I even said “hey you have a lot going on, don’t worry about my shit” to which I got was a simple “ok”.

It’s just maddening to someone like me. And my plan was to just shut up and ride it out to she gets back. But Jesus Christ has it sucked and honestly at some point I don’t really know wtf is going on. It honestly feels like now she’s taking her stress out on me and it has nothing to do with me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 11:25:04 AM
Quote from: Dufus on March 04, 2019, 11:11:26 AM
Quote from: Stro on March 04, 2019, 08:00:05 AM
Is it like...just an accepted thing for women to be outright mean and rude on dating sites/apps now? I've lost track of how many times I've been personally insulted on my face or hair (or lack of it, as it were), height, life, and so on. All for the crime of....reading profiles and starting a conversation about something in them. Are women getting into negging or something?

I actually had a girl last night who started the conversation, gave me her number and texted me even when I wasn't particularly interested or asking for it, just to say I gave off serial killer vibes and not to text her :what

That reminds me of some behavior I see in online games. People do a pre-emptive "fuck you" when they're afraid they might get hurt, so they hurt you before you hurt them.

This may be it. My friend was talking about her online dating experiences and shes so tired of the experience she's all in on this fuck men mentality. A lot of burnt out people on those sites.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on March 04, 2019, 11:52:12 AM
Quote from: Stro on March 04, 2019, 08:00:05 AM
gave me her number and texted me even when I wasn't particularly interested or asking for it, just to say I gave off serial killer vibes and not to text her

Send back, "I take good care of the 12 girls I got locked in my basement and I won't stand for this bullshit." Then see if there's a serial killer smiley and add that at the end.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on March 04, 2019, 11:55:22 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 09:00:27 AM
It honestly feels like now she’s taking her stress out on me and it has nothing to do with me.

It could very likely be this and nothing more. When I'm extremely stressed out I'd like to punch anyone who as much as looks at me, let alone tries to start up a conversation. Your best bet atm I'd say is assume it's the stress getting to her and she can't handle it very well but doesn't want to admit it. And every time you text her she gets annoyed because she only wants to focus on not fucking up her work thing and absolutely nothing else. When her work thingy's over and if it went well and she still acts aloof, only then start worrying a bit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 04, 2019, 01:06:17 PM
@Stro

I do think it’s a thing that some girls do — throw something negative at a guy and see how he reacts. Used to weed out guys who are gonna fly off the handle
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 01:20:22 PM
Another thing I didn’t think about is that she’s on diffrent meds now.

I want to show you guys the distinct difference in her. It’s not me being insane.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on March 04, 2019, 01:59:38 PM
:thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 02:11:53 PM
edit-sorry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on March 04, 2019, 02:13:27 PM
Is that her whole name dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 02:19:02 PM
Now demi can really slide in dem DM's
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 02:20:37 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on March 04, 2019, 02:13:27 PM
Is that her whole name dude
Yeah I forgot I changed her contact to her full name. It was hidden and I’m only posting on the bore so I guess I wasn’t thinking. I deleted it. Thanks and sorry, but did you see what I mean skull.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 02:22:19 PM
Well that’s the end of me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 02:22:23 PM
Yo she said he needs to take a midol. When a woman perceives you as a dude who nags you need to really walk it all back real fast. Rahx, you're poisoning the well with your incessant need to be reassured.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 02:25:25 PM
Quote from: riotous on March 04, 2019, 02:23:40 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 02:22:19 PM
Well that’s the end of me.

I’m not doing shit dude don’t worry lol

I just like to joke.
I was making a Simpsons reference.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 02:27:05 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 02:22:23 PM
Yo she said he needs to take a midol. When a woman perceives you as a dude who nags you need to really walk it all back real fast. Rahx, you're poisoning the well with your incessant need to be reassured.
Uh that’s because I said I was acting like a bitch. I haven’t been nagging her. In fact I haven’t even iniated these conversations. She did.

And that’s your take away? Like you can’t see the distinct difference on how we’ve been talking. Ok then. The funny thing is she has said I don’t nag her.

And while I agree I need to stop asking what’s wrong...I don’t think it’s crazy to ask your friend/gf/bf/whatever is something wrong when it seems like they are off.

It’s funny I’ve crowd sourced this with two female friends. One of them I don’t agree with because she does want her guys always checking up on her.

The other one said she is  trying to be visibly upset so that I  know, but also won’t say anything because I should already know what’s wrong with her because women are crazy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 02:40:25 PM
Its impossible to say whats up with her but all you can do is take control of your interactions with her. Be emotionally available but stop clobbering her with long text when shes obviously not being receptive to your concern.

Also, I've found its best to sit down and talk it out in person. Harder to be dismissive and get down to it. But you're both in an odd space, you've just met and yet are navigating whatever this is.

Go about your life, be there if she reaches out. Stop killing yourself over it. One of those scenarios where the more you struggle the worse it gets.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 02:49:07 PM
Well that’s what I was trying to do Blu. That’s why I told her to not worry about me and just focus on her thing. I’m good and I’ll be around. I’m not even texting her. I’m leaving her alone.

But I also a set up a thing with an old female friend. So I’m ready to move on if need be. This girl also at least sucks dick without me having to wear a flavored condom. So..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2019, 03:05:08 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 02:49:07 PM
This girl also at least sucks dick without me having to wear a flavored condom. So..

Lmfao

Greener pastures  :popular
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 03:19:56 PM
Truth be told, I don’t want to. I don’t actually like this old friend that way. I just know she’s easy. And I really like this girl which is why I’m going insane and having my worst qualities come out.

But anyway I also showed this to my female friend who kind of set this up and has honestly been my guide the whole time.

What she had to add is diffrent from the bore. She said the bitch is crazy. That she probably is really stressed out but it was still rude and bitchy to flip out on me for using a flippint reply like “whatever” when she’s been doing it all the time to me. But I’m not nagging her, I’m trying to explain where I’m coming from and she probably can’t understand because she is in a weird spot. That when her boyfriend is stressed he also acts weird and when she reacts fed up to it he says she’s the one acting weird. But when whatever is stressing him out is over he goes back to normal. She said it’s clear she’s not done with me.

Anyway hopefully when her thing is over she gets back to normal. Then I can stop posting here. I mean the girl is also on lots of drugs like Adderall and other anti-depressants. Maybe some new one is also messing with her. Again this isn’t the first time she’s got stressed and gotten pissy. Maybe this is just one of her faults.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on March 04, 2019, 04:56:22 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 02:20:37 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on March 04, 2019, 02:13:27 PM
Is that her whole name dude
Yeah I forgot I changed her contact to her full name. It was hidden and I’m only posting on the bore so I guess I wasn’t thinking. I deleted it. Thanks and sorry, but did you see what I mean skull.

Well benji's back so you gotta be careful with these doxxing opportunities!  :doge

Anyway yeah I did read the texts and I did see a difference, yeah, but she said it herself that she's worrying about the work thing and doesn't have time for anything else. I bet she just can't handle stress like at all and like I said, I can be that way too and could see myself snapping like that at someone who's texting me and trying to be supportive or take my mind off it or whatever. She might even feel like a dick about it but is too engulfed in her own shit to say sorry or act nicer.

So yeah she was a bit rude lol but if she's still initiating the texts she obviously wants to keep in contact but can't help slipping into bitch on wheels attitude. I know that feel. Like you want to make sure the other person doesn't think you're ignoring them but at the same time it's almost like a chore at a time when you really don't need it so you might say insulting shit because it makes you feel better to get some of that stress rage out. She wouldn't take it out on a semi-friend but on a boyfriend, yes. She likes you enough to be pissy at you because she's expecting that it won't make you run away because you like her too. If it was a meaningless fling to her she'd just block you if she found you annoying. Just wait until you have a fight irl and then have angry make up sex  8)

But also, you shouldn't make fun of your dick not working, don't remind her especially by wallowing in it, even though you framed it as a joke. Just don't do that. It's not good for you either. Your dick is fine. Women's bits aren't always cooperative either and the mind can play a huge factor in it for them too. When that happens you just do other stuff and don't start beating yourself up about it.

And while she is stressed out like that don't send her multiple texts in a row or long texts in general, she probably doesn't have the energy to read them and reply to them. Better just do what I guess she does, let her know that you're thinking about her but don't try to start a conversation since she clearly doesn't want one. She seems to want a fight. Some women like fighting btw and think guys who won't argue back are pussies. You can't have angry sex with a pussy. But please don't fight with her over text since there's so much missing nuance and you may say something you think is satirical but she won't get it and woo boy, then you're in real trouble.

I still think she'll be back to her normal self after the work thing is over but in the mean time, don't give her any ammo or reason to think you're a pussy or annoyingly needy like her ex. But I guess it's good to know she sucks at handling stressful situations so you know to try and avoid getting into them with her.

/drphil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 07:52:01 PM
Well the bore has never really lead me astray. So I’m going to try and take the advice here as much as possible. I don’t want to fuck this up beyond whatever I’ve alreadt done. I just think she’s a very stressful and anxious person and right now my mishap was bad timing. So I’m going to chill as much as possible. Maybe not even text her. I talked to my female freeness and none of them think she wants to end anything and I don’t either.

And I got a “I’ll miss you too reply” so it must not be that bad.

Hopefully I won’t be posting here for a bit and hopefully she comes back and wants to ride my bones.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2019, 09:20:20 PM
Well I don’t know how to answer that. This is a learning experience for me yknow and it’s a real trial by fire. This isn’t the first time she’s gotten moody about her event, but they were easily calm down and well lead to sex. But they were calmed down probably because the event could be pushed away. Now it’s here so maybe that’s why she’s getting real anxious.

She does have one of those dogs for anxitity so it’s not like this isn’t an actual thing.

But I’d also say this seems to be her first actual relationship. So maybe she dose t know how to handle it either. I mean she’s only had 4 previous partners and she’s said I’m the one who’s treated her the best and been mindful of her feelings. The 37 year old virgin I get the impression was not healthy from what’s she said. He was her supervisor and as she said the sex started as a quid pro quo thing. He also had access to her apartment and would just show up. It seems like something she just got comfortable with and then it was ok. But I have a feeling it didn’t end well even though it lasted two years. The other guys sound pretty bad as well. One of them just stoped talking to her after they did it. An older guy just ended there thing after revealing he was seeing somebody else. And last guy was in his 20s while she was in her teens and they just used drugs anyway. I mean she even said our sex is one of the few times she was able to do it while not drunk or on something. This isn’t even mentioning the abuse she suffers in her early teens from a friends uncle.

So I do t know she’s been through some shit. And while we’ve only been talking for 4 months with it escalating to sex only recently I mean I feel it’s been good and so I think it’s worth dealing with her anxitity if that is what this is. I mean even in four months I know when I’m talking to her and somethings wrong or not. While I am crazy I mean I could tell this was not her usual attitude.

So I don’t know it’s worth it now if we can get past this then I’ll be pretty happy. I am just going to try and give her her space. Hence I told to not even worry or think about me. Yes I have a problem with being reassured but I mean I don’t know I’ve got issues.

I think things are ok for now....

We’ll see in a week I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 04, 2019, 09:23:53 PM
never mind everything we said before. run, bitch!! run for your life!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on March 06, 2019, 01:46:04 PM
WAIT
WAIT

CATCH ME UP

RAH GOT LAID?!?!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on March 06, 2019, 02:17:33 PM
Oh yeah but wait til you find out what happened next :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on March 06, 2019, 02:20:33 PM
what page do i start to catch up on this
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on March 06, 2019, 02:32:31 PM
196 was when the first sex happened but there's probably pages and pages of waffling before that. And after.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 06, 2019, 02:51:22 PM
It starts on 183.

Also I'm a decent looking person who isn't trash, is awkward, but not creepy, takes care of themselves hygiene wise anyway, is'n't dumb, and though you won't believe me I do have an ok personality in real life. It's not impossible for me to have sex.

I have plenty of problems. Maybe more or no more than the average person, I don't know. I'm picky, judgemental, very hard on myself, have an incredibly fluctuating and fragile ego/confidence, am prone to self sabotage. But every once in a while I'm able to at least hide those things for a bit and socialize with people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on March 06, 2019, 02:53:03 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 06, 2019, 02:51:22 PM
It starts on 183.

Also I'm a decent looking person who isn't trash, is awkward, but not creepy, takes care of themselves hygiene wise anyway, is'n't dumb, and though you won't believe me I do have an ok personality in real life. It's not impossible for me to have sex.

I have plenty of problems. Maybe more and no more than the average person, I don't know. I'm picky, judgemental, very hard on myself, an incredibly fluctuating and fragile ego/confidence, and prone to self sabotage. But every once in a while I'm able to at least hide those things for a bit and socialize with people.

omfg

OMFG

RAH SAYS HE'S DECENT LOOKING AND NOT UGLY.

I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THIS FOR YEARS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUZEtVbJT5c
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 06, 2019, 03:00:24 PM
Anyway, I think everything is ok right now. After the conversation where I told her to not worry about me as I'm not going anywhere, focus on yourself. She seemed to calm down a bit and return to herself. I actually got answers beyond non-starters like "ok", "whatever", and '?". Maybe she also realized that she was being a little pissy. Before she boarded her plane we had a decent text conversation that was like they normally are and she'd let me know when she landed. Which she did and then she even followed up on whats going on later.

So I actually think your post was right on the money Skullstorm. Complete with she probably feels the need to message just to let me know she's still talking to me. I'm just hoping when she comes back everything goes back to normal and we can get fuckin again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 06, 2019, 05:21:07 PM
Because boring bitches live in those two states. So a boring nonsensical conversation between a real Iowa girl and a bot is nearly indistinguishable
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 06, 2019, 06:18:49 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 06, 2019, 03:00:24 PM
Maybe she also realized that she was being a little pissy.

Oh yeah, must be that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 06, 2019, 06:42:21 PM
Quote from: Raist on March 06, 2019, 06:18:49 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 06, 2019, 03:00:24 PM
Maybe she also realized that she was being a little pissy.

Oh yeah, must be that.
I'm aware you're being sarcastic and trying to make a dig at me. But seeing as how I actually know the person and can tell when they are giving off a diffrent vibe. I'm going to say they were being a bit miffed. Was it understandable why they were? Yes, but it wasn't entirely my fault.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 06, 2019, 07:31:11 PM
With women, first you gotta mea culpa outta that fucka
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 06, 2019, 07:40:16 PM
Oh I already know that with women. I'll accept any blame and expect no apology, acknoldgement, or whatever as long as things can move past any rough patch. Hence I did'nt say "you've been acting bitchy" just "you've been a bit off".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 07, 2019, 06:20:57 PM
https://imgur.com/a/AvSgYVu

I think we are good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on March 07, 2019, 06:25:19 PM
i mean you can hit that :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on March 07, 2019, 07:36:13 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 07, 2019, 06:20:57 PM
https://imgur.com/a/AvSgYVu

I think we are good.

So are you done overreacting over shit yet or
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 07, 2019, 07:59:13 PM
Probably not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 07, 2019, 08:33:31 PM
I’m genuinely happy things are working out for Rahx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 07, 2019, 08:50:31 PM
Me too!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 07, 2019, 09:31:37 PM
Can't wait for the epic 'she wants Wendys but I want McDonalds' fallout. Until then, split them cheeks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 07, 2019, 09:56:33 PM
Rahx that shit made me smile. If you gotta do your over thinkin shit, keep it at the bore, we got you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 08, 2019, 07:46:06 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 07, 2019, 09:31:37 PM
Can't wait for the epic 'she wants Wendys but I want McDonalds' fallout. Until then, split them cheeks.
That's reasonable.  Wendy's is garbage food.  Nasty, greasy, sloppy burgers and soft flavorless floppy dick fries.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 08, 2019, 08:27:22 AM
Quote from: Glen on March 07, 2019, 07:20:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 07, 2019, 06:20:57 PM
https://imgur.com/a/AvSgYVu

I think we are good.

Rahx da gawd :bow2

"Xbox date"

Yeah, no.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on March 08, 2019, 08:40:23 AM
Xbox and chill :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 08, 2019, 11:02:13 AM
Quote from: Raist on March 08, 2019, 08:27:22 AM
Quote from: Glen on March 07, 2019, 07:20:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 07, 2019, 06:20:57 PM
https://imgur.com/a/AvSgYVu

I think we are good.

Rahx da gawd :bow2

"Xbox date"

Yeah, no.
Its what we’ve been calling when she brings over her Xbox and we both play at the same time.


Also someone’s a little dismissive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 08, 2019, 11:07:42 AM
So to recap, the last few seasons, Atra = Successfully laid. Rahx = Successfully laid. Where's Kramit? Did he go missing after baby momma girl? And Dufus? Where's Dufus we need to start his arch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 08, 2019, 11:10:40 AM
Don't back off from Xbox date Rahx. Women love the silly things.  Own it!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 08, 2019, 11:28:48 AM
I'm not backing off from it. It was her idea. It's fun. I set up a tv for her and she brings her xbox. Drink a few beers. It's like a lame lan party.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on March 08, 2019, 11:29:54 AM
sounds like fun to me. all the haters are just jelly their ladies won't lan party with them
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 08, 2019, 12:47:34 PM
So I've had quite a week. It kind of sucks, but I'm kind of relieved. Either way, long post incoming...

I've been seeing my girlfriend for almost a year now. I mentioned late last year that she had said she loves me in bed. I considered it just talk and we've been moving along just fine. She would say it every once in a while and I honestly found it hot. She and my wife began communicating with each other through me. Passing pictures, telling me what to say to the other, etc. We had a date set up for a getaway for all 3 of us to have some drinks and spend a night in a nice hotel room.

Then last Friday she drops a surprise on me and tells me she needs to tell me something (I'm fearing something like "I'm pregnant" or some shit) but tells me again that she loves me. I tell her that I know because she's told me before thinking it's the same dirty talk until she's like "no. i really do." We have a short conversation but it's basically her saying nothing has to change between us because she knows it's not what I want and she's okay with that. She asks me if I have any feelings for her. I tell her that I care about her because we've grown pretty close but that I don't have any romantic feelings at all.  I also tell her that she doesn't know me as well as she probably thinks she does. That she only sees one side of me when we're together. I tell my wife about it the next night and tell her I think I need to end things with the girlfriend. She's just a bit surprised and tells me that she doesn't like the idea of it getting complicated but that I know her best and I'll be able to figure out what's best for all of us.

So a couple of days later I get a chance to have a quick conversation with her. She tells me that she's felt that way for a while now, that I'm stupid and blind because I couldn't see it and she was worried that my wife would see it immediately when we meet up. She said she had tried to convince herself that it wasn't the right thing to tell me for a long time because it was just an infatuation but when I got into my motorcycle accident she knew it was real. She still kept saying nothing had to change and she wasn't asking anything from me but I told her you can't just drop something like that and expect things not to change, especially when the other person doesn't feel the same.

So fast forward to Wednesday when I see her. She's dressed in a one of those professional skirts and blouses, black strappy tall shoes (don't know what the fuck they're called). She's gotten her nails done, pedicure and manicure and puts my hand between her legs to feel that she's wearing crotchless panties. This is all very out of character for her. When we fuck she's telling me to tell my wife not to be mad at her and then right after whispering in my ear not to leave her. I can't deny that I thought it was hot as fuck. I went home and told my wife about it, we fucked and then we had a serious conversation about it. I asked her if I should end it with her still. My wife again tells me she can't make that decision for me because she doesn't know her. But she said it all sounds dangerous and like someone is going to get hurt. The worst part is that the girlfriend tells me that nothing has to change but then she goes and does this stuff out of character which is a big sign to me that it's not true. The cat's out of the bag and at the very least we'll change the way we work trying to contain it.

So I told her I wanted to talk to her. We meet up and I told her to just give me a minute and let out this long blurb telling her I didn't want to lose her as a friend but that we should end it because I don't see a scenario that it ends well. I told her it was probably my fault for bringing more intimacy into what we had by telling her things and letting her more into my life. I said I really wished she hadn't said anything but that I get why she did. I mentioned that even though I liked the way she seduced me the other day, it wasn't her and that things had already changed. I said I didn't want to lose her as a friend because she's basically the closest person to me now besides my wife and I don't get close to people easily. I also said I'd be lying about how she might react. She knows enough about my wife and I and has enough access to people I know to maybe not ruin our lives, but embarrass the fuck out of us with people we know since no one really knows what we are into. She was crying a bit but said that I was probably right and that since Wednesday she's been having similar thoughts. She said after we were done she had a moment like "What am I doing?" because that's not how she acts and likes to think she's above doing that to make a man love her. Especially for one that she knows she can't have. I asked her why she thinks she loves me because I still think she's projecting. She basically said that outside of the way I make her feel sexy and wanted but telling her that I like the parts of her body she feels most insecure about, that she loves how she can tell me anything and confide in me and how I empower her when she tells me that she wants to do something. I told her a decent man will love her body as much as I do because she is sexy and that I will always be there to listen to her because I'm her friend. We had one last breakup fuck and then that was it.

She sent me a couple of jokey messages since which is a good sign but I'm pretty sure things might change over the next few days or weeks. I really hope we can stay friends. I sent a text to my wife and told her everything that was said too. It's nice to be able to do that with my wife since I don't really have anyone I can talk to about these things except you guys and her. I've read about other wives/situations where it's basically "don't tell me shit about it." and that sounds awful. I'm also now a one woman man for the first time in like 4 years. I don't really have anyone to call like I used to as a side chick and to be honest, I don't really have the urge.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 08, 2019, 01:09:56 PM
Your supportive wife :bow2

Sounds like you got away clean from a sticky situation, Mups da god
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 08, 2019, 02:23:02 PM
Quote from: riotous on March 08, 2019, 12:52:57 PM
Definitely sounds like she had intentions that weren't good;  you handled it like a champ.
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 08, 2019, 01:09:56 PM
Your supportive wife :bow2

Sounds like you got away clean from a sticky situation, Mups da god

Thanks guys.  I really do love my wife. This was the first time I was worried about telling her something from one my flings. I really didn't know how she'd react but she was amazing and just asked me normal questions that I would have asked like "do you love her?" and "what do you want to do?" and then talked me through how she saw it.

I'm not sure if her intentions were really bad, at least consciously. I know she's got a lot going on and I think she really thought she could keep it the same way but saw her mistake after she said it and did what she thought she could to salvage it. I really do feel bad for her. or maybe I'm just naive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on March 08, 2019, 04:28:23 PM
now that you're a one girl man, have you considered maybe she could i dunno, be a two man girl

joe and i are available. hit us up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 08, 2019, 04:31:22 PM
he says one woman... so how many men?  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 08, 2019, 04:33:37 PM
I'm not big on sharing so I could never do it, but damn that sounds like so much work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 08, 2019, 06:41:46 PM
Mups I gotta say you and I approach things so different, even in this. I got mad respect for you.
I guess the old, "Go to puppy if you want a relationship, go to Mupepe if you want to get laid" still holds true.
Sorta feel bad for the girl, can't blame her for catching feelings after a year. That's almost to be expected in most people.
Also, when are we gonna fuck?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 09, 2019, 09:58:06 AM
I’m equal opportunity, if my wife wants demi and Joe then I am more than happy to watch  :-[

This is the most work it’s ever been. For 8 years it’s been relatively stress free. This is the first time it’s ever actually gotten complicated and the most stressful part was explaining an intimate moment with another woman to my wife and again, yeah I’m sure it’s my fault. I usually keep strict boundaries that I didn’t this time because she was so receptive to things in the beginning. Lesson learned. These things usually just end gradually as we get bored just fucking each other and calling each other less and less. 

Puppy, right now. Come over boo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 09, 2019, 10:04:43 AM
It’s crazy intimate to talk about being with someone else with the person you love.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 09, 2019, 12:38:46 PM
I love how the act of fucking is like a punctuation to every other sentence in Mups post lol

I also could never share, i'm a jealous fucker. I also find that trait hot in another. A product of low self-esteem.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: PsychoBee on March 09, 2019, 02:01:23 PM
not sure if this is the right thread, but something i've been chewing on the last week or so

been in a "kind of" relationship with one girl for some time, sometimes we'd go off and date someone else, talk to eachother about our relationships, things like that- but when it inevitably didn't work we'd just go back to how things were "as usual", flirting with each other, sort of half-dates, but more of "we're going out as best friends!" kind of things than actual dates, not really romantic, just more fun, things have been very comfortable with her, we even had sex a few times (the first time we were both drunk, and then a few times after that casually when the mood seemed right) but there was never any talk of anything more serious or heavy

flashforward about two years ago when I got out of a long relationship with my ex and she caught her fiance cheating on her, we had a sort of bonding moment of "wow our partners suck fuck people etc" and we had this .. moment? it was like suddenly things were a lot more intense, although neither of us was willing to commit to anything, it was definitely a lot heavier and more passionate than anything we've ever done before, sex incl, and it was weird as hell, honestly

that lasted a few months, and then things calmed down kind of, her and her fiance worked things out, they eventually got married, but she still kept acting like we did when we were both single- occassionally sending me nudes, talking about the times we slept together, things like that. I just sort of put it in the back of my mind because she was married, and the one time I sat her down to talk with her about "hey whats going on whats up with this" and she told me I was misreading things, that her husband knew she was sending this stuff (although she'd always have to do it secretly and nowhere permanent because she was afraid he'd find out ?? red flags but it's not my life so I just kept to my lane) so I was like whatever, I'm too old to deal with this, I'll just do whatever

our friendship kind of returned to a somewhat normal state (with rare moments of her trying to act more like a girlfriend than friend, but that was usually when she was fighting with her husband)

flash forward again, her and her husband are fighting every day, and she's talking about getting a divorce, I've been trying to be there for her, but I've been talking to another girl for the last two months who's poly, and things between us got a bit heavy- I've been wanting to experiment with a poly relationship, and she knows it's new to me and told me if I ever decided to take our friendship a step further she'd be there for me and help me through it, because she thinks I might be poly as well, based on some of my past relationships and other things I've told her

Old friend found out about this and got really pissed off at me, basically told me she loved me and always loved me, was just waiting for me to take the first step and make us official, she never wanted to be with her husband but wanted to start a family and figured I'd never give her the time of day, etc. which.. caught me off guard, but she's also mono, and I'm really questioning if I am, or if I could be for her?

Kinda stuck in the scenario of do I choose the girl who I've known for almost two decades now that I'd be comfortable with, or do I choose the new girl who's exciting, been very supportive of a lot of discoveries I've been making about myself, helping me discover new things about myself, and at the very least help me figure out who I am?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 09, 2019, 03:07:37 PM
Sounds like she developed a codepence on you both being there for eachother. The fact that shes spiraling out from a marriage is a huge red flag at the moment. Shouldn't be on you to save her from that. Go with what you feel is healthiest for you versus the feeling of being there for her. I mean, yeah be there for her emotionally but starting a family from a state of panic? Sheeeit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on March 09, 2019, 05:57:14 PM
Mupepe and Puppy, have either of your wives had a boyfriend in your open marriage? Did that go well? Did they speak openly about them to you? Did you ever meet them?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 09, 2019, 06:11:05 PM
My wife has one now. It’s just as fun for us as when I tell her about my adventures. My wife only had two over 8 years and she sees him a lot less often then I see people. I’ve never met them but I don’t know how that would go. I’d like to say I wouldn’t have a problem but I can’t say for sure. She does speak openly about him and I don’t feel any jealousy, but I also speak openly about mine. We have gotten comfortable enough that we can mentioned things about them outside the bedroom without it being awkward or a problem. Like I can tell my wife “she mentioned we check out this show and she said she’s going to do this weekend and that sounds fun blah blah blah”. Just to be clear, we aren’t involved romantically with these people. The meetups we have are strictly sexual and generally don’t communicate with them unless it’s about meeting up. That was something I kind of let slip with my girlfriend. Outside of a very very random meme or something, I didn’t ever text or call her. After my accident she started to text every day. At first it was “how are feeling” and then it turned it into “what are you up to?” I told my wife and mentioned it was weird but I didn’t put 2 and 2 together until after she said she loved me. When I didn’t reciprocate last Friday the texts stopped cold.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 09, 2019, 06:21:11 PM
Psycho: that girl sounds broken and it sounds like a hell of a lot of baggage with little room for success as a relationship. It seems like the most relevant question is if you could even make it with her. I’d probably quite honestly tell her you’re looking to see what’s down this other path and ask if she wants to go on that adventure with you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: PsychoBee on March 09, 2019, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 09, 2019, 06:21:11 PM
Psycho: that girl sounds broken and it sounds like a hell of a lot of baggage with little room for success as a relationship. It seems like the most relevant question is if you could even make it with her. I’d probably quite honestly tell her you’re looking to see what’s down this other path and ask if she wants to go on that adventure with you.
I brought it up once, but she was extremely against the idea, saying she didn't want to share me, etc.

Actually talking about it and thinking about it kinda really helps put it into perspective, kinda? Like in the moment I didn't realize just how crazy it sounded until I took the time to write it all out and actually think about what our relationship had been and how possessive she had always been of me

Thanks y'all, Im gonna take y'all's advice and just give the new girl a shot, and see if I can even still be friends with the old girl, which theres quite a few details I left out because the post had become long enough as-is and they weren't relevant, but in hindsight there are a lot of red flags to our entire relationship and I'll try to maintain the friendship, but I think with how things have been going the last year or so this will be the breaking point for us
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on March 09, 2019, 07:18:19 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 09, 2019, 06:11:05 PM
My wife has one now. It’s just as fun for us as when I tell her about my adventures. My wife only had two over 8 years and she sees him a lot less often then I see people. I’ve never met them but I don’t know how that would go. I’d like to say I wouldn’t have a problem but I can’t say for sure. She does speak openly about him and I don’t feel any jealousy, but I also speak openly about mine. We have gotten comfortable enough that we can mentioned things about them outside the bedroom without it being awkward or a problem. Like I can tell my wife “she mentioned we check out this show and she said she’s going to do this weekend and that sounds fun blah blah blah”. Just to be clear, we aren’t involved romantically with these people. The meetups we have are strictly sexual and generally don’t communicate with them unless it’s about meeting up. That was something I kind of let slip with my girlfriend. Outside of a very very random meme or something, I didn’t ever text or call her. After my accident she started to text every day. At first it was “how are feeling” and then it turned it into “what are you up to?” I told my wife and mentioned it was weird but I didn’t put 2 and 2 together until after she said she loved me. When I didn’t reciprocate last Friday the texts stopped cold.

Thanks. I asked because I'm currently someone's "boyfriend" and every now and then I wonder if her husband is jealous at all. I hung out with both of them a few times before this all started, haven't seen him since, but she says he's fine with it and wants to hang out again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 09, 2019, 11:46:56 PM
Gentlemen....I'm about to go out with a PAWG right now.

WISH ME LUCK
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on March 09, 2019, 11:58:47 PM
The idea of navigating multiple partners makes me tired lol, can’t imagine doing it... tho I get the impression it’s way more common than one would think. I know a number of people who do it, but are very hush about it (social mores + a layer of UCMJ)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 10, 2019, 09:11:59 AM
Welp, just got back. How'd it go, you ask? In a word: FUCKING AWESOME

I picked her up and we went to IHOP where we hung out and chat for over 3 hours. Generally, in my experience, when you're with a woman THAT long on a first date, it's good sign. And thankfullly that seemed to be the case as we spent another 4 hours afterwards making out, feeling each other up, and doing pretty much everything you can think of short of full on intercourse.

This chick was looking pretty hot in her pictures on Hinge, but they clearly didn't do her justice. On her profile, she was wearing some loose fitting clothes, but she was one of those chicks who you could still tell was pretty top heavy, but seeing her in person, "stacked" doesn't begin to cut. They were ENORMOUS.  :whew :drool Easily the biggest pair of any woman I'm dated so far (which is saying something, cause I've dated one who had F cup tits). And I was blessed enough to get the opportunity to see them up close and personal.  :rejoice

Things went so well, we'll be seeing each other again tomorrow. After 6 of the shittiest months of my life, some GOOD luck finally happens. :rock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 10, 2019, 04:10:11 PM
pawg and huge rack   :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 10, 2019, 05:27:59 PM
The holy grail.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 10, 2019, 05:34:53 PM
I prefer smaller tiddies tbh  small and perky  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 10, 2019, 06:16:06 PM
If yall still together in October, suggest she dresses as a big tiddy goth girlfriend for Halloween 🎃
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 10, 2019, 06:17:37 PM
It's actually kind of surprising just how well it turned out. In the beginning when we were at IHOP she seemed bubbly and engaged, but somewhere midway she started appearing distant and bored. I brought it up to her later and she said the reason for that was cause she wanted to leave sooner so she could devour me (her word).  :-[

She's got pretty much all my preferences/fetishes locked down: big boobs, big butt, tall (she's probably an inch taller than me, even), great calves/legs in general, red hair, and glasses. She's also both utterly adorable and simultaneously aggressive, it's so hot. :rock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 10, 2019, 11:42:27 PM
Quote from: Beezy on March 09, 2019, 05:57:14 PM
Mupepe and Puppy, have either of your wives had a boyfriend in your open marriage? Did that go well? Did they speak openly about them to you? Did you ever meet them?
I'll reply to this tomorrow as I'm busy now and it's complicated.

Also you might want to include CatsCubed. He's a cool dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 11, 2019, 11:29:31 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 09, 2019, 11:58:47 PM
The idea of navigating multiple partners makes me tired lol, can’t imagine doing it... tho I get the impression it’s way more common than one would think. I know a number of people who do it, but are very hush about it (social mores + a layer of UCMJ)

I'm unable to separate sex and love/intimacy so it's just not something that I could do (and my wife feels the same), but no judgment towards those who can. A good friend of my wife's is a tantra instructor who has her prime partner but then has other partners at the same time. It works for her as it does for others, but she's also quick to note that it's not right for everyone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 11, 2019, 04:14:01 PM
So we met again last night, and it appears there's a slight problem that just came to my attention.

She has genital herpes.

Now, I've had experience with women in the past who had herpes before and I handled it pretty badly, so I didn't want to go ballistic in the same manner, and I think I handled it pretty well this time.

THAT BEING SAID..

..should I continue seeing her? How easily can a person contract genital herpes if they use protection?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 11, 2019, 04:14:54 PM
 :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on March 11, 2019, 04:16:23 PM
looooool, the change in attitude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 11, 2019, 04:17:05 PM
Everyone's got some sort of VD, put your face directly on it and get to gnoshin'
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on March 11, 2019, 04:18:18 PM
not that i've ever had to deal with it directly but genital herpes isn't a big deal imo

don't std shame

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on March 11, 2019, 04:20:18 PM
Could be worse. Could be drug resistant gonnorrhea.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on March 11, 2019, 04:30:16 PM
yikes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 11, 2019, 04:32:15 PM
Quote
Any of the following symptoms of a genital HSV infection can occur in a man or a woman:
  • Cracked, raw, or red areas around your genitals without pain, itching, or tingling
  • Itching or tingling around your genitals or your anal region
  • Small blisters that break open and cause painful sores. These may be on or around your genitals (penis or vagina) or on your buttocks, thighs, or rectal area.
  • More rarely, blisters may occur inside the urethra -- the tube urine passes through on its way out of your body.
  • Pain from urine passing over the sores -- this is especially a problem in women.
  • Headaches
  • Backaches
  • Flu-like symptoms, including fever, swollen lymph nodes, and fatigue
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 11, 2019, 04:34:44 PM
Sometimes you just gotta accept the stank

But seriously, yall were vibing. Do a "Very Special Episode of..." with her and have a convo with her about what it entails exactly. At least she was nice enough to even tell you instead juat letting it roll. Plus, them tiddys.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 11, 2019, 04:34:53 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4VcOQzQm0
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 11, 2019, 05:15:38 PM
Hey, don't make me out to be the bad guy here! I didn't break up with her or anything. And in fact, I said I would be willing to continue seeing her!

I just want to make sure this genital herpes thing won't be too much of a dangerous issue.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on March 11, 2019, 05:24:23 PM
so were you doxxed or did you disclose this information to shosta?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 11, 2019, 05:26:35 PM
I'm so proud of my boi. Life doesn't always give you a second chance, but when it does... :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 11, 2019, 05:27:54 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 11, 2019, 04:14:54 PM
:larry

is this directed at me or her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on March 11, 2019, 05:36:00 PM
ingrown hair or herpes, you'd still fuck me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 11, 2019, 05:45:01 PM
Quote from: riotous on March 11, 2019, 05:43:30 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on March 11, 2019, 05:36:00 PM
ingrown hair or herpes, you'd still fuck me

Oh I'd hit it!  And I'm sure I have before too;  but I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with someone with herpes.  Sounds terrible, but it's the truth.  I wouldn't want my long-term partner to be someone I had to use condoms with.

I'm just frugal like that.

Wait, what? Why would you be okay having sex with someone with herpes, but not a relationship with that same person?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on March 11, 2019, 05:48:25 PM
he'd prob be less inclined to give oral or do raunchy shit if it's a one night stand

i've used this reasoning before
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 11, 2019, 05:51:30 PM
How are condoms more restrictive? Just asking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 11, 2019, 05:59:49 PM
Ok I’ve experienced that. Having to switch/change condoms kind of kills my Bonner.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 11, 2019, 06:04:58 PM
Quote from: riotous on March 11, 2019, 05:47:26 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on March 11, 2019, 05:45:01 PM
Wait, what? Why would you be okay having sex with someone with herpes, but not a relationship with that same person?

Because I'll have sex with someone using protection but wouldn't want to have to use protection all the time in a long term relationship.  Just too restrictive.

Oh, I see. Makes sense.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 11, 2019, 06:24:45 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 10, 2019, 05:27:59 PM
The holy grail.
On second thought...

(https://media.tenor.com/images/c1f4f99c859389f77950adaff07dc167/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 11, 2019, 07:16:02 PM
Quote from: Beezy on March 09, 2019, 07:18:19 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 09, 2019, 06:11:05 PM
My wife has one now. It’s just as fun for us as when I tell her about my adventures. My wife only had two over 8 years and she sees him a lot less often then I see people. I’ve never met them but I don’t know how that would go. I’d like to say I wouldn’t have a problem but I can’t say for sure. She does speak openly about him and I don’t feel any jealousy, but I also speak openly about mine. We have gotten comfortable enough that we can mentioned things about them outside the bedroom without it being awkward or a problem. Like I can tell my wife “she mentioned we check out this show and she said she’s going to do this weekend and that sounds fun blah blah blah”. Just to be clear, we aren’t involved romantically with these people. The meetups we have are strictly sexual and generally don’t communicate with them unless it’s about meeting up. That was something I kind of let slip with my girlfriend. Outside of a very very random meme or something, I didn’t ever text or call her. After my accident she started to text every day. At first it was “how are feeling” and then it turned it into “what are you up to?” I told my wife and mentioned it was weird but I didn’t put 2 and 2 together until after she said she loved me. When I didn’t reciprocate last Friday the texts stopped cold.

Thanks. I asked because I'm currently someone's "boyfriend" and every now and then I wonder if her husband is jealous at all. I hung out with both of them a few times before this all started, haven't seen him since, but she says he's fine with it and wants to hang out again.
Oh I didn't understand the question. I thought you meant girlfriend/boyfriends with a spouse. That's a whole other thing. My wife doesn't currently have a boyfriend. I do certainly take a different tact than my counter part, Mupepe. That's what I was going to post about but as I re-read that's not at all what you're asking. I will say that I am in that BF position (twice over).

Here's the thing. Some guys are cool with it and others not.  Some guys view it as their partner has a need they can't or don't want to fulfill and they have no problem with it. Others are like "You do that thing and keep me out of it". Others are like "Hey, we both love this person and want what's best for them." You sorta gotta get a read on it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 12, 2019, 02:34:47 PM
I broke up with my girlfriend. It’s a long story and nobody cares. Long story short, her downsides were no longer worth the upsides.

I hooked up with my friend and ate her out until she came six times and begged me to stop last night. Not looking for another gf anytime soon.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 12, 2019, 10:02:44 PM
Maybe I don't have to worry about the herpes thing with this chick after all. Apparently she lives with her son and mom in an apartment, and since I take care of my mom in my apartment, well...that's gonna make play time very difficult.


Fucking millenials.

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(yes, I'm aware of the existence of hotels, but they're fucking expensive, and she expressed her displeasure with the backseat of my car, so that's out of the question too).
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 12, 2019, 10:17:07 PM
Was able to have non-condom sex! Felt great.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 12, 2019, 10:18:15 PM
Congrats, dad!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 12, 2019, 11:20:16 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on March 12, 2019, 10:02:44 PM
Maybe I don't have to worry about the herpes thing with this chick after all. Apparently she lives with her son and mom in an apartment, and since I take care of my mom in my apartment, well...that's gonna make play time very difficult.


Fucking millenials.

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(yes, I'm aware of the existence of hotels, but they're fucking expensive, and she expressed her displeasure with the backseat of my car, so that's out of the question too).
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Since its getting warmer, theres always fucking in the woods. Contracting a common form of herpes under a moonless sky like a couple of sexy vampires.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 13, 2019, 12:55:35 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 12, 2019, 10:17:07 PM
Was able to have non-condom sex! Felt great.
:aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 13, 2019, 02:42:27 AM
Well as I had mentioned before she has an IUD which is pretty close to 99% effective birth control. And sex without a condom I guess is something she's fine with when she's become comfortable with her partner.Well I guess I hit that level.

It just happen randomly to be honest. I did'nt even ask for it, in fact I made sure to bring the condoms. But when we finnaly started she started off blowing me without her flavored condoms which was a well...... very good surprise. Then at one point she said "I'd fuck you without a condom" and then you know I made sure that is something she was fine with and well here we are.

It was honestly some of the best sex I've ever had. In fact we both agreed it was very good.

Then we ate tacos and played some Resident Evil.

Fuck, I may have hit the jackpot guys.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 13, 2019, 02:46:25 AM
 :playa :success

slide that dick up her tight ass  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 13, 2019, 02:49:43 AM
raw dogged
had some tacos
played some RE

that sounds like a perfect day
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 13, 2019, 03:08:45 AM
It was a very good day.

Most importantly though I tried to remember the advice given here and stay confident. Stayed positive about what I was doing. If my thing got tired or whatever my response was to focus on something else and not get frustrated as these things happen. Any awkwardness or whatever was just easily tossed aside. I made sure to really listen to what she was saying and not 2nd guess any of it. Even she said I felt more confident and I was. Because my 2nd guessing and over thinking has been really dumb.

And I'm looking forward to doing it again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on March 13, 2019, 03:19:18 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 11, 2019, 05:51:30 PM
How are condoms more restrictive? Just asking.

:playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on March 13, 2019, 06:45:55 AM
Genuinely happy to hear everything's going well again with this girl, Rahx  :obama
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: hampster on March 13, 2019, 09:27:17 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 13, 2019, 02:42:27 AM
Well I guess I hit that level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 13, 2019, 11:10:07 PM
Happy for ya, Rahx. :)


So...not to be a broken record about the herpes thing, but I come to find out that you don't even have to have sex to catch it! Just mere skin contact from lying with a person who has it, is enough to get you to contract it!   :o

What kind of shitty superdisease is this? :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 14, 2019, 01:38:17 AM
I fear the herp more than aids  :doge if I get aids, then I just die  ::) if I get herps, then I live with painful nastiness on my dick and can't have sex with anyone without ruining their life*  :-\ just kill me  :lol


*more than usual  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 14, 2019, 01:45:35 AM
So according to her we are now official.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 14, 2019, 01:51:48 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 14, 2019, 01:45:35 AM
So according to her we are now official.
:respect
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 14, 2019, 02:20:43 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 14, 2019, 01:45:35 AM
So according to her we are now official.
now the real pain begins my friend  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 15, 2019, 11:42:22 PM
nah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 16, 2019, 05:26:34 AM
Good news.

She broke up with me!

I'm STD free for a little while longer!

 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on March 16, 2019, 10:30:40 AM
Problems that solve themselves.  :itagaki
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 17, 2019, 07:16:12 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on March 16, 2019, 05:26:34 AM
I'm STD free for a little while longer!

Is that why she broke up?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on March 20, 2019, 03:34:22 PM
RAH YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 20, 2019, 04:19:24 PM
Yes and she's started to sleep over now.



And she said the L word during sex which was a little weird. I said it back and I meant it, but I think it's a bit early for that. I don't know it's a complex idea.

Either way there's a noticeable boost in my confidence regarding sex. I still haven't been able to cum through vaginal sex with her and whatnot. Which is worrying to me. Getting hard and staying hard is'nt really a problem now. I've been getting boners at the mere idea of sex and the slightest  touch which is probably a good thing. I'm trying to tone down masturbation and porn use as I think the "death grip" is realish. But even then I haven't been able to drop it completly. Though 1 time a day every few days is a lot better than 3-4 times every day. So hopefully I'll get there. Should I see a doctor about this?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2019, 04:22:19 PM
Lesbians?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 20, 2019, 04:29:22 PM
If you guys really like each other, three weeks or a month isn't a bad time to start throwing the word around.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 20, 2019, 04:30:23 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 20, 2019, 04:19:24 PM
3-4 times every day
jesus christ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 20, 2019, 04:30:45 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 20, 2019, 04:19:24 PM
Yes and she's started to sleep over now.



And she said the L word during sex which was a little weird. I said it back and I meant it, but I think it's a bit early for that. I don't know it's a complex idea.

Either way there's a noticeable boost in my confidence regarding sex. I still haven't been able to cum through vaginal sex with her and whatnot. Which is worrying to me. Getting hard and staying hard is'nt really a problem now. I've been getting boners at the mere idea of sex and the slightest  touch which is probably a good thing. I'm trying to tone down masturbation and porn use as I think the "death grip" is realish. But even then I haven't been able to drop it completly. Though 1 time a day every few days is a lot better than 3-4 times every day. So hopefully I'll get there. Should I see a doctor about this?
just stop jerking off, breh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 20, 2019, 04:33:20 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 20, 2019, 04:30:23 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 20, 2019, 04:19:24 PM
3-4 times every day
jesus christ
:trumps

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Im paying for it now though as she is in to cream pies.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 20, 2019, 04:48:35 PM
Jesus. You hit the fucking jackpot dude. Some people just think it’s hot to say that word in bed. I like hearing it in bed, but don’t like saying it (except to my wife of course).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on March 20, 2019, 04:50:32 PM
I'm crying reading this y'all

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on March 20, 2019, 04:50:52 PM
Rah gave up

We told him so many times he had worth

At one point he was suicidal because of all this and now look

omg I'm fucking cyring
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 20, 2019, 04:52:55 PM
 :tocry nut deep inside that slut, rahx. we believe in you  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 20, 2019, 05:00:29 PM
Learn to make her squirt. Filler can show you how.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 20, 2019, 05:03:10 PM
yeah, seems like rahx is the one who needs to learn how to squirt here   ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 20, 2019, 05:28:07 PM
Rahx gonna stop jerking for a week and flood that pussy something biblical
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 20, 2019, 05:29:08 PM
breed her, rahx  :mynicca



EDIT: himu is right about the bitch part  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on March 20, 2019, 06:01:15 PM
Beat up filler for calling her a slut and a bitch rahx
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 20, 2019, 06:54:07 PM
Few things are better in life than filling a girl up.  I’d definitely do whatever you can to beat the death grip.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 20, 2019, 09:58:38 PM
Dufus got next. Bless up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on March 21, 2019, 10:55:26 AM
Rahx back yourself and shoot in her mouth. If she can’t suck your balls or eat your cum she isn’t the one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 21, 2019, 12:25:15 PM
I've never been able to cum from a BJ :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 21, 2019, 02:29:59 PM
Yeah I’m not going to base a relationship on that....
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 21, 2019, 03:03:40 PM
No she’s not upset. She’s said the sex (espically recently after she came back) has been great and the best feeling sex she’s had. But I mean I still want to cum for her because I’m pretty sure the cream pie would make her happy and well I want to make sure my thing isn’t broken yknow? I mean she hasn’t really cum yet either, but that’s probably tied to some really complex and personal issues we’ve both discussed. And yeah like the bore said it’s not about being goal based and to not worry about it. So I haven’t and have rather focused on just trying to have a fun time which I have.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on March 21, 2019, 03:33:22 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 21, 2019, 02:29:59 PM
Yeah I’m not going to base a relationship on that....

you were warned!!

(https://i.imgur.com/jxzbgrw.gif)

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it's a joke
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 21, 2019, 03:58:05 PM
Yup, they should be ashamed of their kids, or at the very least leave it as a surprise instead of being upfront about it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 21, 2019, 04:13:15 PM
Quote from: Stro on March 21, 2019, 03:47:35 PM
Women who put pics of their kids in their dating profiles are fucking psychos, right? Like...what the fuck.
I don’t know. Seems like it’s working right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 21, 2019, 05:25:02 PM
Quote from: Stro on March 21, 2019, 03:47:35 PM
Women who put pics of their kids in their dating profiles are fucking psychos, right? Like...what the fuck.
breh, I've seen girls post pics of their kids on their druggie tumblr accounts. Every post is pics/vids of her doing drugs, talking about doing drugs, how much she wants to be treated like a rapepig :doge, and then one random pic of her kid like she's just some normal mommy  :lol. I sent the bih a message, told her don't post pictures of your kid on your fucked up tumblr full of hardcore bdsm and drug use. she blocked me  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 21, 2019, 05:45:39 PM
Mansplaining in 2019 :wag
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on March 21, 2019, 05:50:02 PM
Quote from: filler on March 21, 2019, 05:25:02 PM
Quote from: Stro on March 21, 2019, 03:47:35 PM
Women who put pics of their kids in their dating profiles are fucking psychos, right? Like...what the fuck.
breh, I've seen girls post pics of their kids on their druggie tumblr accounts. Every post is pics/vids of her doing drugs, talking about doing drugs, how much she wants to be treated like a rapepig :doge, and then one random pic of her kid like she's just some normal mommy  :lol. I sent the bih a message, told her don't post pictures of your kid on your fucked up tumblr full of hardcore bdsm and drug use. she blocked me  :trumps

Mother of the year right there  :journo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on March 21, 2019, 05:52:25 PM
Quote from: filler on March 21, 2019, 05:25:02 PM
Quote from: Stro on March 21, 2019, 03:47:35 PM
Women who put pics of their kids in their dating profiles are fucking psychos, right? Like...what the fuck.
breh, I've seen girls post pics of their kids on their druggie tumblr accounts. Every post is pics/vids of her doing drugs, talking about doing drugs, how much she wants to be treated like a rapepig :doge, and then one random pic of her kid like she's just some normal mommy  :lol. I sent the bih a message, told her don't post pictures of your kid on your fucked up tumblr full of hardcore bdsm and drug use. she blocked me  :trumps

good guy filler  :clap
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on March 21, 2019, 05:55:20 PM
 She is probably a proud grandma now. :whatisthis
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 21, 2019, 06:01:38 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 21, 2019, 05:52:25 PM
Quote from: filler on March 21, 2019, 05:25:02 PM
Quote from: Stro on March 21, 2019, 03:47:35 PM
Women who put pics of their kids in their dating profiles are fucking psychos, right? Like...what the fuck.
breh, I've seen girls post pics of their kids on their druggie tumblr accounts. Every post is pics/vids of her doing drugs, talking about doing drugs, how much she wants to be treated like a rapepig :doge, and then one random pic of her kid like she's just some normal mommy  :lol. I sent the bih a message, told her don't post pictures of your kid on your fucked up tumblr full of hardcore bdsm and drug use. she blocked me  :trumps

good guy filler  :clap
I was doing the ol' scroll n jerk, then this ugly ass lil white kid pops up on my feed. this bih irresponsible, I had to say something  :oreilly
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on March 23, 2019, 06:11:52 AM
Well, I've been hitting the gym almost everyday since discovering Yuka, and today it finally paid off. I had a great day with a korean girl who if I squint looks like Yuka and she ended up in my bed. Been about 7 months since my previous relationship ended and this chick makes my ex look like a garbage fire.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on March 23, 2019, 07:08:39 PM
I realized I would never tap an ass that glorious in my current shape. I would like to tap an ass that glorious. Also, my building has a 24 hour gym and pool so all I had to do was start going. I wasn't a fatass or anything, but I was putting on weight due to drinking too much beer. I got up to 90kg, and I'm 6'. I lost 10kg by cutting back on the beer, eating less, and working out. Still want to lose another 5kg and I'll be happy. A month ago my tits were as big as this chicks. That simply wouldn't do.

Edit: This was the exact moment:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45505.msg2572468#msg2572468
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on March 25, 2019, 12:00:59 AM
You and Hillary?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 25, 2019, 02:43:18 AM
[redacted] gave me this as a gift Saturday night when we were hanging out by ourselves.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvaUXUZgDql/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1u2st47ljhiis

 :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on March 25, 2019, 03:45:43 AM
this page is way too positive, you're all disgusting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on March 25, 2019, 05:54:17 AM
Quote from: Atramental on March 25, 2019, 02:43:18 AM
[redacted] gave me this as a gift Saturday night when we were hanging out by ourselves.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvaUXUZgDql/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1u2st47ljhiis

 :-[

Did you gift her your mushroom?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on March 25, 2019, 06:42:52 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on March 25, 2019, 03:45:43 AM
this page is way too positive, you're all disgusting

Don't worry Banji, you are still best kitty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 25, 2019, 05:58:37 PM
 :goldberg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 28, 2019, 09:22:29 PM
feeling like a dumbass biiiiaaaatch rn, brehs.  ::)

girl from GA I still talk to wants to move out here to be with me. I've been telling her wait until her probation is over(october).

other girl from GA that I still talk to and wants to move out here got locked up late last year.

probation girl's birthday was yesterday and she must have partied too hard. now they're in jail together  :doge

jail girl sent me an email asking what time I want her to call me and then said [probation girl] is in here. I was like shiiiiiiiiiiiiid when I read that.

I was wondering how this was all going to play out if both of them ended up being for real about moving out here to be with me. At times I've hoped neither would work out, as I'm happy on my own and not sure if I want to mess with what I got going. never thought they would end up in jail together and most likely find out I've been talking to them both. such is life  :-[

they don't like each other, so maybe they won't talk  :doge


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on March 28, 2019, 10:39:59 PM
Can't help you there, but tonight is the night I smash a Korean pussy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 28, 2019, 10:42:17 PM
I've had korean  :lawd :delicious :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on March 28, 2019, 10:56:49 PM
edited for benji protection.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 29, 2019, 12:02:53 AM
girl told me "come over, nobody's home". I went over, nobody was home  :rodney
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on March 29, 2019, 04:05:08 AM
Well, I can die happy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on March 29, 2019, 05:02:02 AM
:jeanluc



 :banplz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 29, 2019, 05:16:07 AM
Quote from: filler on March 29, 2019, 12:02:53 AM
girl told me "come over, nobody's home". I went over, nobody was home  :rodney


Including herself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 29, 2019, 09:33:26 AM
Quote from: Raist on March 29, 2019, 05:16:07 AM
Quote from: filler on March 29, 2019, 12:02:53 AM
girl told me "come over, nobody's home". I went over, nobody was home  :rodney


Including herself.

(https://abload.de/img/695h3kn7.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=695h3kn7.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on March 29, 2019, 10:07:45 AM
i dont get it can someone explain
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 29, 2019, 11:23:57 AM
about 23 seconds in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx2dzYz2F8g
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 29, 2019, 11:44:54 AM
"You still have ringing in your ears?" Oh, it's gettin' worse. I'm gettin' busy signals now  :rodney


I thought I was sick. My doctor told me, "Take plenty of liquids and get a lot of rest" I drank til I passed out  :rodney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6QzY6KbCUQ&t=154s
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on March 29, 2019, 02:34:59 PM
Hey, everybody. None of us is gonna get laid :rodney
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 29, 2019, 03:55:40 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 29, 2019, 09:33:26 AM
Quote from: Raist on March 29, 2019, 05:16:07 AM
Quote from: filler on March 29, 2019, 12:02:53 AM
girl told me "come over, nobody's home". I went over, nobody was home  :rodney


Including herself.

(https://abload.de/img/695h3kn7.gif) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=695h3kn7.gif)

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ca/dd/ff/caddff1c030727d1d01e9b0760cceb2c.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 29, 2019, 06:51:50 PM
Quote
well talking to her dont bother me but i hope ur not sending her shit, i mean it that hurts me, and ill be nice, but you are my man so dont get that confused... we are together... and i told her that too. i love you ill call you about 8 my time..


 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 29, 2019, 06:53:03 PM
filler, you're my favorite and this arc is amazing. Please us posted.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 29, 2019, 06:58:58 PM
breh, this shit dumb af  :snoop

she ain't have to say that we together like that. you in jail bih, damn  :mjcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 29, 2019, 07:09:11 PM
Quote from: BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! on March 29, 2019, 02:34:59 PM
Hey, everybody. None of us is gonna get laid :rodney
Speak for yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 29, 2019, 07:12:18 PM
rahx  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 29, 2019, 09:25:28 PM
Post bail for the one you love 💘

Quote from: filler on March 29, 2019, 06:58:58 PM
breh, this shit dumb af  :snoop

she ain't have to say that we together like that. you in jail bih, damn  :mjcry

https://youtu.be/dah-FCS3WPY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on March 29, 2019, 09:59:18 PM
getting laid is the easy part anyway
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 29, 2019, 10:30:43 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 29, 2019, 06:53:03 PM
filler, you're my favorite and this arc is amazing. Please us posted.
they talked and neither is happy now. jail girl said it seems like I've been telling them both the same things  :hitler

jail girl let probation girl know that I'm her man  :doge

I care about them both and don't like them feeling hurt over this nonsense. I know they ain't out there in GA not talking or getting dick from someone else, but of course I can't point that out  ::)

I know trying to explain myself won't do much good, women feel how they feel. I also know I'm responsible for my own happiness and I'm doing well with that. I can share my happiness with them, but I can't be responsible for either of their happiness. Jail girl already pretty much forgave me, probation girl won't be in there long and is probably taking things harder.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 29, 2019, 10:38:06 PM
You know both of these hoes back from when you lived in GA?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 29, 2019, 10:50:51 PM
yeah.

this shid is so dumb. talking to them both would not matter at all if they didn't end up in jail together and talking to each other about me. they never would have talked otherwise and if I ended up in a relationship with either one, or someone else I met out here. I would still talk to them both, but not the same way I have been. I wouldn't hide that I'm in a relationship and be playing games with their emotions like that. Don't like the idea of following the rules of a relationship before actually being in a relationship. So I'll talk to more than one girl if I feel like it until things get more serious with someone. But now I'm a liar and just like all the other guys or whatever  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 30, 2019, 07:57:13 AM
Have something going on with two (ex) convicts who know each other, brehs.

What could possibly go wrong.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on March 30, 2019, 08:57:28 AM
Filler should move back there and get a job as their jail guard  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on March 30, 2019, 09:04:09 AM
Why are they in jail?

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on March 30, 2019, 10:07:51 AM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 30, 2019, 09:04:09 AM
Why are they in jail?

 :doge

filler’s meth dealers before he got dishonorably discharged  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 30, 2019, 12:40:09 PM
Quote from: Stro on March 30, 2019, 10:37:21 AM
Tinder is introducing a height verification tool so men can't lie about their height,  but made it seem like it's a benefit to men who no longer have to worry about height whores. :lol
Now for the weight verification tool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 30, 2019, 03:04:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 30, 2019, 12:40:09 PM
Quote from: Stro on March 30, 2019, 10:37:21 AM
Tinder is introducing a height verification tool so men can't lie about their height,  but made it seem like it's a benefit to men who no longer have to worry about height whores. :lol
Now for the weight verification tool


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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on March 31, 2019, 09:45:51 PM
Good-ish news. I'm going to meet up with some new PAWG for coffee.

I say "good-ish" cause I can't really tell from her profile how stacked she is. But she's got a great ass for sure, at least.


Wish me luck!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on April 01, 2019, 07:32:02 PM
Well, the date itself went pretty okay, but I don't know if that emotional connection is present, sadly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on April 02, 2019, 06:40:05 AM
two girls meeting up in jail to shit talk about the same dude could only be a filler story
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 02, 2019, 09:44:54 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on April 01, 2019, 07:32:02 PM
Well, the date itself went pretty okay, but I don't know if that emotional connection is present, sadly.

So she had A cups?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 02, 2019, 12:22:58 PM
Is it wrong that when I see a woman say "not looking for hookups" that I assume she uses sex as a bargaining chip?  Because that's what I see.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 02, 2019, 12:48:19 PM
Yes. My cynicism runs deep in all aspects of life. It's like a pandora's box where I threw away the lid.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on April 02, 2019, 04:51:53 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 02, 2019, 09:44:54 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on April 01, 2019, 07:32:02 PM
Well, the date itself went pretty okay, but I don't know if that emotional connection is present, sadly.

So she had A cups?

:heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 02, 2019, 05:00:06 PM
My kid is at that age now, y’know?

I told him about the birds and the bees, and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

:rodney
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 02, 2019, 05:03:51 PM
Quote from: Stro on April 02, 2019, 04:54:12 PM
I hope facial piercings go out of style soon  :-\

Nose rings should be banned.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 02, 2019, 05:25:38 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 02, 2019, 12:22:58 PM
Is it wrong that when I see a woman say "not looking for hookups" that I assume she uses sex as a bargaining chip?  Because that's what I see.
Yeah I think you awrong. I see it as “don’t be a douche and send dick picks. Try and actually talk to me”.

Though I think it’s pretty stand offish.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 02, 2019, 10:41:34 PM
It could just be me, though I talked to one of my female friends about this too. But for most of the profiles I've seen it on, it just comes up as really uptight and not very fun. Like I get it, men are really bad at online dating and talking to women in general. So I understand why as a woman you want to try and shut that down. It also impacts the casualness of what I think online dating is supposed to be about. No it should'nt be soley about sex and I'm sure many men aren't on there just for that, but I never used online dating thinking I was going to find a wife or a longtime girlfriend. Espically something like tinder. I was looking on there for something that would ease me into meeting women. If something took off ok, but I just wanted to talk and meet women casually with less pressure. When I see that it's usally followed by women saying how they are looking for a long term thing or just something far more intense then what I think the initial Tinder date should really be. To me it scares me off even though I'm also not just looking for a hook up.

I saw so many profiles from women ages 21-28 lets say talking about how "they've done the party seen", "how they dated the bad boy and just want to look for something thats real". That's nice and all, but it already seems to be applying some unrealistic expectations and pressure on what should be fun. It also makes the girl not seem fun and like they are going to be work. Online dating can already feel a bit forced and not natural. I don't want to meet up with women who are on a quest to find the One. I want to meet women with an open mind towards things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on April 02, 2019, 11:32:30 PM
So apparently my current squeeze has to go back to Korea in a couple months. Fucking shit sucks. Now that I've had such sweet nectar I can't go back to your garden variety hag. Just going to make the best of the time we have, but man I am going to be a goddamn wreck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 02, 2019, 11:44:46 PM
Quote from: BikeJesus on April 02, 2019, 11:32:30 PM
So apparently my current squeeze has to go back to Korea in a couple months. Fucking shit sucks. Now that I've had such sweet nectar I can't go back to your garden variety hag. Just going to make the best of the time we have, but man I am going to be a goddamn wreck.
http://letslearnhangul.com/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 05, 2019, 03:00:53 AM
probation girl got out of jail earlier this week, she's not talking to me  ::)

jail girl got put on lockdown for 10 days, not sure why  :snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on April 05, 2019, 12:21:29 PM
You forgot that filler is a member of the same splinter forum as a certain benjipwns. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 05, 2019, 01:33:32 PM
Quote
Date: 4/2/2019 3:04:10 AM
baby i got put on lockdown for 10 day ilu call u next wends when imget off
:doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 05, 2019, 01:44:33 PM
she emails me. inmates pay for their emails, wouldn't surprise me if the jail allows her to send emails once a day. she's messaged me twice since then, I haven't responded, maybe I should and tell her rioutos is asking how she can contact me while on lockdown  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 05, 2019, 01:57:30 PM
I just messaged her and asked, left out the riotus part :hitler


she said she'll call me tonight, but didn't answer about being on lockdown  :thinking


we're(me n rioutus) gonna get to the bottom of this and find out if she's a lying biaaaaatch  >:(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 05, 2019, 07:42:06 PM
They don't let people in "lockdown" use JPay ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 05, 2019, 07:43:00 PM
jailatm.com  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 05, 2019, 07:46:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hdiI9Y9.png)

 :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 06, 2019, 01:25:12 AM
I think I may have to break up with this girl.

I really like her. When we are together she’s fun. We are very compatiable, share a similar worldview, and humor. We really like each other. Being together is great. The sex is great. Sex wise she’s all anyone could ask for.

But she doesn’t want to do anything.  I guess I never thought about it, but I like going out. I like going places even if it’s just to get something to eat. I like being out of the house. Yes when she comes over and we play games and drink it’s a great time but that seems all she wants to do. It’s always she’s tired or some headache. It’s annoying and disappointing. A 25 year old should be fancy free. She’s said in the summer she’ll be more up to do things. But I kind of doubt that’s true. She’s a homebody and I’m only that in my alone time.

But I mean the sex is really good and we’re going to try anal soon.  I might as well just keep her around for sex but that seems terrible. It’s a shame because I really like being around her but I want to do things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on April 06, 2019, 01:27:19 AM
Try to push her to open her mind first before breaking up. Some people just need a little push. Talk to her about it rather than hiding your feelings. Express how you're feeling. Communication is key.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 06, 2019, 01:30:11 AM
Communication.

Asking her if she wants to do anything = "Not really, I want to stay home."
Telling her that going out and doing stuff every once in a while makes you happy = "I don't necessarily want to, but if you want to, I'll make an effort for us."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 06, 2019, 03:45:37 AM
The jail allows the girls to send and read emails for 30 mins a day while on lockdown. that's how she sent me the message about being put on lockdown. she only had to do 2 out of the 10 days. said she got caught up in something she wasn't involved with, so they let her out once they reviewed the cameras :trumps

turns out probation girl isn't out, she just got transferred. I should have figured that as she violated her probation  :snoop

jail girl also told me how probation girl was talking some hateful/hurtful shit about me  :dayum it was a lot more than just talking about me saying the same things to them both.
 I know jail girl wasn't lying about that, it was things only probation girl would have known to talk bad on me about. I understand that she's in a bad place and maybe feeling hurt that I was talking to someone else, but she's gonna have to apologize if she wants to stay friends with me. seem like she was trying to make me look bad in front of jail girl and the other girls in there. I've mainly been communicating to jail girl through letters I write. when I sit down with pen and paper I really put my soul into it. the letters are beautiful and jail girl has told me that she shares them with the other girls, so they love me in there. none of them were buying into the garbage probation girl was talking on my name.   :pitbull And here I was telling jail girl to look out for her. so things went from probation girl potentially getting her jaw rocked, to having jail girl look out for her(she hooked her up with some sweat pants and whatnot) because I asked her to. can't say I have any regret about that, looking out for people is who I am.  I see no worth in finding regret about the times I've helped someone I care about.  :-[


I figure probation girl will be out in about a month, hopefully we can still be friends. if she apologizes and wants to still be friends anyway  :nintendo



jail girl earned some major points with me. I didn't lie or conceal anything. I let her know what's been going on and my view on everything. she doesn't like me talking to anyone else, but she wasn't about to make me out to be something I'm not over it. I could tell she was upset about how probation girl was talking about me too, I could hear it in her voice. I find that sweet  :uguu


probably won't give anymore updates. never would have posted anything about them if they didn't end up in jail together  :lol


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 06, 2019, 12:32:06 PM
Maybe you should stick with messageboard dating   :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 06, 2019, 10:14:00 PM
RAHX, if everything is great except your hobbies, keep in mind that hobbies and interests don't have to overlap at all for a successful relationships.

It's personal beliefs and deeply held values that matter. You can pursue your own hobbies and interests just fine without having to do all the stuff all the time, together.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on April 07, 2019, 02:24:51 AM
Quote from: filler on April 05, 2019, 07:43:00 PM
jailatm.com  8)
can't send an email to amirox :( i'd pay to make fun of him without question
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 07, 2019, 02:26:17 AM
write him a letter  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 07, 2019, 03:27:11 AM
That would be pretty hard since no one seems to know his real name  :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 07, 2019, 03:34:50 AM
Who could have seen that plot twist coming in the Rahx arc. I for one am shocked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 07, 2019, 04:09:06 AM
Quote from: Raist on April 07, 2019, 03:34:50 AM
Who could have seen that plot twist coming in the Rahx arc. I for one am shocked.
No one? Most people would assume I'd have screwed it up somehow. Which hasn't happen at all. It's going very well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 07, 2019, 04:30:43 AM
Quote from: chronovore on April 06, 2019, 10:14:00 PM
RAHX, if everything is great except your hobbies, keep in mind that hobbies and interests don't have to overlap at all for a successful relationships.

It's personal beliefs and deeply held values that matter. You can pursue your own hobbies and interests just fine without having to do all the stuff all the time, together.
To be honest I'm not sure what my issue is. I guess as dumb a complaint as this sounds, I'm worried that the relationship is all about sex. She says it is'nt. It dosen't feel like that all the time. But it's mostly all we do. I've never been in a relationship, but I'm also a pretty outgoing person(surprise)and my gf for her own reasons dosen't seem to be. To be honest I'm not sure what the problem is. I'm not looking to parade her or anything and I do value my own space like she does. But I want to do things together and it seems she really meant it when she was a homebody. I mean she is'nt voicing any complaints.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 07, 2019, 06:58:44 AM
Dude not that long ago you were swinging between being pissed off at her (to the point of calling her a bitch) to being so much in love or something.

It was all amazing and suddenly you're at the "maybe I should break up" stage because of little things you haven't even discussed properly with her before doing your "woe is me" here. It's like you're going through a years-long relationship in a mere couple of months, without putting in any of the work, thinking, talking and compromises that a relationship would normally entail.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 07, 2019, 11:55:29 AM
Ex-colleague of mine met his GF on Tinder. They've been together for 6 years :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 07, 2019, 12:15:33 PM
Quote from: Raist on April 07, 2019, 06:58:44 AM
Dude not that long ago you were swinging between being pissed off at her (to the point of calling her a bitch) to being so much in love or something.

It was all amazing and suddenly you're at the "maybe I should break up" stage because of little things you haven't even discussed properly with her before doing your "woe is me" here. It's like you're going through a years-long relationship in a mere couple of months, without putting in any of the work, thinking, talking and compromises that a relationship would normally entail.
I don’t know why your riding my ass but your coming off pretty annoying. You don’t like me, I don’t give a shit about you. Use the ignore button.

I’ll admit it seems to be moving fast. Just like at every point here I’ve admitted I’m an idiot and don’t know what I’m doing. That’s not being woe is me by being open about not knowing shit unless you want to be a douche about it. And I’ve put in the work, thinking(obviously you fuck that’s why I’m posting here), talking(nowhere did I say I didn’t bring these up, but please assume things). And nowhere have I mentoned any compromises I have or haven’t made but I guess you know it all.

And it is amazing. I’m at no stage beyond “hey let me see what the bore thinks about this”. Which I never left.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 07, 2019, 03:27:16 PM
all relationships are 90% sex and 10% emotional support
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 07, 2019, 06:21:26 PM
I say its time to introduce some yeyo to this scenario
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Post by: tiesto on April 07, 2019, 06:24:40 PM
If she's a homebody why not try some activities around the house that the 2 of you can participate in... cooking, gardening, etc?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 07, 2019, 06:27:35 PM
pound that tight ass so hard she can't sit down, problem solved ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 07, 2019, 07:53:17 PM
Quote from: Dufus on April 07, 2019, 04:58:43 PM
Quote from: shosta on April 07, 2019, 03:27:16 PM
all relationships are 90% sex and 10% emotional support

... for you
:comeon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 07, 2019, 08:18:57 PM
let her fuck your tight ass so hard you can't walk, problem solved  :o
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 08, 2019, 08:17:06 PM
Well I talked to her about this. I won’t go into details, but it’s just a continuing thing we’re going to have to work on and make compromises on. I also guess Chrono is right. We don’t have to do everything together, which I certainly don’t want to. I value my space and I don’t want a very clingy relationship. So it’s ok.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 09, 2019, 03:14:43 PM
Nice. Keep up the open communcation
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Post by: tiesto on April 12, 2019, 05:26:03 PM
What's his RE name?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 12, 2019, 07:35:10 PM
Based on my adventures on Craigslist personals I believe that’s 100% true.

And it’s probably happen before. Someone probably was up for it before but had a kids issue. The dude probably offered to watch the kid and bam found out he liked it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 12, 2019, 08:38:34 PM
Yoooo that’s mad weird
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Post by: Himu on April 12, 2019, 09:35:34 PM
Does he wear nylons
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 15, 2019, 02:55:09 AM
https://imgur.com/a/hjmYClR

 :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 15, 2019, 03:12:17 AM
Are you scratching your chin because you might want to diddle with guys?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 15, 2019, 04:58:06 AM
Tried anal. That was something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 15, 2019, 05:06:26 AM
Hope your butt isn’t too sore :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on April 15, 2019, 05:08:37 AM
Rahx got pegged. :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 15, 2019, 06:33:03 AM
Quote from: shosta on April 15, 2019, 03:12:17 AM
Are you scratching your chin because you might want to diddle with guys?
If I was like... 40% more gay I’d be like “sure”.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 15, 2019, 01:21:10 PM
Who gives a fuck if you get weird looks.

Like oh noes, an adult is planning to have sex.

You can probably get some for free at some sort of sexual health clinic, alternatively.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on April 15, 2019, 01:22:47 PM
Ask the cashier at the drug store if they have extra large ones for your magnum dong. :success


What do you mean by expensive? A pack of 10 is like 5 bucks.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 15, 2019, 01:25:43 PM
Quote from: filler on April 07, 2019, 08:18:57 PM
let her fuck your tight ass so hard you can't walk, problem solved  :o
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 15, 2019, 04:58:06 AM
Tried anal. That was something.
:rodney
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on April 15, 2019, 01:31:58 PM
order them online, that's what i used to do
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on April 15, 2019, 01:37:33 PM
Go to the drug store and just buy the large condoms as your only item.
When the cashier is about to scan them, ask him/her (it‘s 2019 that shit doesn’t matter) if these are the largest they have and wink. :success

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on April 15, 2019, 01:38:11 PM
Or just buy them like a normal person. Nobody gives a shit if you‘re buying condoms.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 15, 2019, 02:35:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/s4ozqmu.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on April 15, 2019, 02:44:16 PM
Quote from: Dufus on April 15, 2019, 01:04:18 PM
so where exactly do people usually buy condoms :doge

am i gonna get weird looks if i get them at a supermarket?

they're expensive as fuck btw, jesus wtf

Get them at the supermarket. Just buy a bunch of bananas or a cucumber at the same time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 15, 2019, 02:54:38 PM
Condoms aren’t going to help you trap a woman with a baby, c’mon son
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 15, 2019, 03:15:01 PM
I don’t know what it’s like where you are ,but you could try in store pickup. I mean you still have to go to the store, but it’s more discreet and hey eventually you’ll realize it’s no big deal anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 15, 2019, 10:12:01 PM
Nobody cares if you buy condoms you ding dong.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on April 15, 2019, 10:58:58 PM
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 16, 2019, 12:09:36 AM
“Hey y’all! This guy fucks!”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on April 16, 2019, 01:49:26 AM
I buy my lube and rubbers at self check out but I make sure to mess up weight scale so an employee has to come by and manually override

:rash

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actually I get my lube from amazon and I got snipped a few months ago  :-[
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 16, 2019, 02:27:45 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 15, 2019, 10:58:58 PM
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
For years? I gave up for life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 16, 2019, 02:37:51 AM
Quote from: Sophie on April 16, 2019, 02:27:45 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 15, 2019, 10:58:58 PM
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
For years? I gave up for life.

Have you ever considered message board dating?

I know the perfect guy :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 16, 2019, 02:59:24 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on April 16, 2019, 03:10:21 AM
Filler’s penis was sadly lost in an negligent discharge incident at ft drum  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 16, 2019, 03:20:53 AM
my ft cum belongs in your ft buns
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on April 16, 2019, 03:30:41 AM
Sounds hot but let me put on my ft hood first so I don’t catch anything.  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on April 16, 2019, 03:49:20 AM
Nah, y'all seem nice. Dating, fucking, and loving are just part of the nomenclature for bad first impressions. As long as you can have 60% of your prettiness and 45% of your niceness in real life, that's really all you need. I calculated it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on April 16, 2019, 08:42:21 AM
Quote from: Sophie on April 16, 2019, 02:27:45 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 15, 2019, 10:58:58 PM
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
For years? I gave up for life.

Damn yo. Props.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 16, 2019, 09:39:37 AM
Quote from: Sophie on April 16, 2019, 02:27:45 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 15, 2019, 10:58:58 PM
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
For years? I gave up for life.
To be clear, it's because we're not dating and we're officially together... right? :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 16, 2019, 04:53:31 PM
Quote from: Dufus on April 16, 2019, 04:33:59 AM
Quote from: Sophie on April 16, 2019, 02:27:45 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 15, 2019, 10:58:58 PM
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
For years? I gave up for life.

 :noooo

Don’t be salty... it’s Sophie’s choice
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8) YEEEEAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by: shosta on April 17, 2019, 03:07:53 PM
Quote from: Stro on April 17, 2019, 03:05:09 PM
The idea that anyone could be aroused by you with your personality is absurd.
This is funny coming from the guy who's absolutely shredded but is irretrievably single. I think there is some projection going on here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 17, 2019, 04:08:00 PM
My gf uses lube because of certain issues with her vagina. It’s not because she isn’t aroused.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 17, 2019, 04:09:13 PM
don't let them get to you rahx 

:like
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on April 17, 2019, 04:12:03 PM
Woah woah woah, take it easy man. Around these parts we call it a fronthole.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 17, 2019, 04:36:43 PM
Quote from: toku on April 17, 2019, 04:09:13 PM
don't let them get to you rahx 

:like
I was trying to support Glen. All vagina’s are different maybe his gf needs it for reasons.

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Or he needs it for anal like me.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on April 20, 2019, 06:54:27 PM
Whelp, stayed over at another chicks place last night. I have to say, after being out of the dating game for a while, I feel immense relief when I reach down a girls pants and don't feel a giant cock.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 20, 2019, 07:01:14 PM
Quote from: BikeJesus on April 20, 2019, 06:54:27 PM
Whelp, stayed over at another chicks place last night. I have to say, after being out of the dating game for a while, I feel immense relief when I reach down a girls pants and don't feel a giant cock.
And if by "immense relief" you meant "immense disappointment" you'd be right :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on April 21, 2019, 02:34:00 AM
Quote from: BikeJesus on April 20, 2019, 06:54:27 PM
Whelp, stayed over at another chicks place last night. I have to say, after being out of the dating game for a while, I feel immense relief when I reach down a girls pants and don't feel a giant cock.

Yikes. transphobic much?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 21, 2019, 03:27:58 AM
Quote from: Sophie on April 16, 2019, 02:27:45 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 15, 2019, 10:58:58 PM
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
For years? I gave up for life.

This is pretty much where I’m at now.

I’ll just make some boots in FF14 instead.
And get a couple cats.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on April 21, 2019, 05:19:48 AM
Bebpo? More like Incel.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 21, 2019, 05:37:04 AM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on April 21, 2019, 05:19:48 AM
Bebpo? More like Incel.

:rodney
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 21, 2019, 06:38:55 AM
 :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 21, 2019, 04:25:03 PM
told y'all dufus got next, im not even worried <3
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 21, 2019, 05:12:54 PM
We’re gonna have to start unbanning people to have more projects soon
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Post by: Bebpo on April 25, 2019, 01:31:48 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 25, 2019, 01:35:27 PM
That's really, really tough, Bebs. I'm sorry to hear that.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 25, 2019, 01:45:46 PM
:(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 25, 2019, 02:01:59 PM
Bebs, I have friends that are dating people with full blown AIDs and some with HIV,  Is there nothing safer sex can do to help? That sucks. :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on April 25, 2019, 02:57:17 PM
Wow that really sucks  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 25, 2019, 09:20:41 PM
That sucks, man. No real advice but keep going. You're a great person and I know the one is out there for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on April 27, 2019, 09:22:40 PM
So I've been seeing this chick for a few weeks and every-time I stay over at her place, we service each other orally before bed, and again in the morning. She loves my fat hog. But when I ask if she wants to make love, she says not yet. I guess I should just be happy because I haven't have a quality blow job with no teeth in about 5 years, but damn if I don't want to pound that mound.

Oh and I think I convinced her that sucking my hog makes her lips fuller after  :teehee  Gotta play to a woman's vanity.

/drunkpost
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on April 27, 2019, 09:23:40 PM
Quote from: BikeJesus on April 27, 2019, 09:22:40 PM
quality blow job with no teeth in about 5 years,

:whatisthis
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on April 27, 2019, 09:28:40 PM
lmao i meant without her teeth scraping my super-sensitive uncircumcised glans.

 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 27, 2019, 09:31:27 PM
Korean girl didn't know how to give a good blowie?  :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2019, 09:34:17 PM
Would it surprise you?


I’ve seen Asian porn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on April 27, 2019, 09:38:30 PM
Big dick + small mouth is always an issue. Not sure why this chick is so talented but i can only assume it is from years of experience. I'm still talking to korean chick but things with this other woman are getting more serious and I am not the kind of person to see two chicks at once unless it is really casual. Have to go with my heart.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 27, 2019, 09:40:58 PM
She's in Korea for a while isn't she? I wouldn't feel bad about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on April 27, 2019, 09:46:44 PM
nah she is here for a couple more months, then back to korea. We had some good times but we are so different that it would never work. Fuck it, at least i made sweet love to a yuka look-a-like. This other woman is a blue eyed euopean which i have much more in common with, yet rarely get involved with due to most of the ones i meet being new-agers or blue-haired freaks.

edit: f u riotus, i've been chowing down on that pie in the morning light and it is clean as fuck. besides, i would use a rubber if we screwed. I think she just wants to not rush it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 27, 2019, 10:01:19 PM
"hang in there, man"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on April 27, 2019, 11:51:39 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 25, 2019, 01:31:48 PM
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Damn, really sorry to hear that dude. :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on April 28, 2019, 10:37:05 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 25, 2019, 01:31:48 PM
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Not that you haven't thought this threw, but have you double checked with your GI docs and/or talked to an ID specialist. Seems slightly extreme that you couldn't find some sort of resolution to the situation
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on April 28, 2019, 10:45:18 PM
I can't help it if I have a big dick  :(. It isn't a mandingo or anything, but around 7.5" with a good girth. Never had any complaints. It's my best feature.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on April 28, 2019, 11:54:23 PM
Quote from: Dufus on April 21, 2019, 04:02:59 PM
recently ive discovered how nice it is to go to a proper restaurant, having a waiter/waitress dedicated to make sure everything is okay makes a world of difference in terms of comfort, i fucking love going to proper restaurants

eating out  :delicious

it's the best mayn
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on April 30, 2019, 12:25:49 AM
I know I've complained about this before, but I feel the need to vent again.

I've mentioned how I've been quite aggravated over my horrendous response rate on dating sites/apps. And it doesn't matter which one I use, the results are similar throughout. My response rate is like 1 per 100. As you can imagine, it's quite frustrating, especially when I don't think I'm that bad looking. Sure, I ain't no model, nor have I claimed to be, but I'm solidly between 7-8. So you would think I'd ad least get responses higher than goddamned 1%.

But that would just be me bitching about stuff that's not new. What IS new, and kind of adds to the frustration, is that I have a co-worker, who looks roughly the same as me. We have roughly the same height, facial features and build, though he's got slightly more muscle (though also slightly more fat). Honestly speaking, between me and him, I'd give him the edge in terms of overall looks (keepin' it real here). But again...it's JUST an edge. We're not talking a night and day difference. Yet apparently he gets dozens of responses per day. Responses where he claims he's not interested in 90% of them. Which, okay fine, you're not into them, no problem. But I don't get responses even from women I have no interest in! Sometimes I'll even message fat, unattractive chicks JUST to see if I'll get a response, which insultingly enough, doesn't happen either.

Ive tried different things throughout the years. Better pictures, more in depth profiles, claiming I'm into exciting shit like skydiving even though I'm not. Since 2012 when I started online dating, literally none of these things, either on their own or taken together have remotely effected my response rate.

What the hell gives?  :maf :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on April 30, 2019, 12:37:14 AM
I wouldn't stress over it. I rarely got responses on dating apps, even though I tend to do ok with women in person. Chicks on apps are looking for rich chads and they probably get 100 messages a day. Standing out is not going to be easy. Just rub one out and you will be happy shamu didn't respond.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 30, 2019, 12:49:19 AM
Even as a kid I got no respect.

My mother wouldn’t breastfeed me, said she liked me as a friend.

:rodney
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on April 30, 2019, 02:37:43 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on April 30, 2019, 12:25:49 AM
I know I've complained about this before, but I feel the need to vent again.

I've mentioned how I've been quite aggravated over my horrendous response rate on dating sites/apps. And it doesn't matter which one I use, the results are similar throughout. My response rate is like 1 per 100. As you can imagine, it's quite frustrating, especially when I don't think I'm that bad looking. Sure, I ain't no model, nor have I claimed to be, but I'm solidly between 7-8. So you would think I'd ad least get responses higher than goddamned 1%.

But that would just be me bitching about stuff that's not new. What IS new, and kind of adds to the frustration, is that I have a co-worker, who looks roughly the same as me. We have roughly the same height, facial features and build, though he's got slightly more muscle (though also slightly more fat). Honestly speaking, between me and him, I'd give him the edge in terms of overall looks (keepin' it real here). But again...it's JUST an edge. We're not talking a night and day difference. Yet apparently he gets dozens of responses per day. Responses where he claims he's not interested in 90% of them. Which, okay fine, you're not into them, no problem. But I don't get responses even from women I have no interest in! Sometimes I'll even message fat, unattractive chicks JUST to see if I'll get a response, which insultingly enough, doesn't happen either.

Ive tried different things throughout the years. Better pictures, more in depth profiles, claiming I'm into exciting shit like skydiving even though I'm not. Since 2012 when I started online dating, literally none of these things, either on their own or taken together have remotely effected my response rate.

What the hell gives?  :maf :'(

Might just be lying about job/income/height or you could have the "Open to hookups." option selected, or of course he might just send more interesting messages but word sorcery doesn't affect much in the online sphere.

The best thing about talking girls in real life is that there's none of the online "seduction" bullshit encountered with every guy taking the shotgun approach. You just need to be somewhat adultlike and have a sense of humor.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 30, 2019, 04:06:55 AM
You will  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on April 30, 2019, 06:38:19 AM
Quote from: Dufus on April 30, 2019, 06:29:12 AM
You sure?

Even if I use a picture like this (https://i.imgur.com/MHyCvf2.jpg) on my profile? :hitler
You look like a dreamworks cartoon poster
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 30, 2019, 07:16:20 AM
Online dating is literally the abyss  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 30, 2019, 07:22:36 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on April 30, 2019, 12:25:49 AM
I know I've complained about this before, but I feel the need to vent again.

I've mentioned how I've been quite aggravated over my horrendous response rate on dating sites/apps. And it doesn't matter which one I use, the results are similar throughout. My response rate is like 1 per 100. As you can imagine, it's quite frustrating, especially when I don't think I'm that bad looking. Sure, I ain't no model, nor have I claimed to be, but I'm solidly between 7-8. So you would think I'd ad least get responses higher than goddamned 1%.

But that would just be me bitching about stuff that's not new. What IS new, and kind of adds to the frustration, is that I have a co-worker, who looks roughly the same as me. We have roughly the same height, facial features and build, though he's got slightly more muscle (though also slightly more fat). Honestly speaking, between me and him, I'd give him the edge in terms of overall looks (keepin' it real here). But again...it's JUST an edge. We're not talking a night and day difference. Yet apparently he gets dozens of responses per day. Responses where he claims he's not interested in 90% of them. Which, okay fine, you're not into them, no problem. But I don't get responses even from women I have no interest in! Sometimes I'll even message fat, unattractive chicks JUST to see if I'll get a response, which insultingly enough, doesn't happen either.

Ive tried different things throughout the years. Better pictures, more in depth profiles, claiming I'm into exciting shit like skydiving even though I'm not. Since 2012 when I started online dating, literally none of these things, either on their own or taken together have remotely effected my response rate.

What the hell gives?  :maf :'(

I have a friend who bullshits constantly on dating apps. He’ll photoshop his pictures, he’ll lie about his hobbies or his income, etc. He does very well and apparently the girls don’t care. Doesn’t seem like honesty gets you very far in the online dating world.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 30, 2019, 10:43:39 AM
Quote from: Dufus on April 30, 2019, 06:29:12 AM
You sure?

Even if I use a picture like this (https://i.imgur.com/MHyCvf2.jpg) on my profile? :hitler
Being good looking and shit is pretty useless if your afraid and/or not trying.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 30, 2019, 12:04:41 PM
Quote from: Dufus on April 30, 2019, 11:51:30 AM
I have vastly more courage than you do numbnuts.
No, you really don’t.

Because if you did you’d just throw these pictures that you finally found the courage to take into some dating app just to see what happens. Instead of years of posts of “oh online dating sounds hard, I don’t know if I could do that. But I could maybe because I’m actually really really good but I don’t know oh but these things you all are complaining about won’t  happen to me maybe because if I’d try I’d actually be really good at it”.

But if you have all this courage why don’t you just put yourself out there?

Also your the one who couldn’t go to the store to buy condoms, so checkmate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2019, 02:12:56 AM
Posting this in this thread because:

1. I have nowhere else to talk about it / no one I would consider talking to about it. (Apologies to the Boreans with whom I have offline / offsite friendships with.)
2. After the shit thread that still inexplicably persists despite GAF imploding aeons ago this is the thread where people most openly enjoy the misery of others.

With that out of the way.

I'm going to be having a nice dinner and drinks with my one true ex in the near future. Real Bore fans will recall this as the relationship whose end broke me pretty bad for what, years? (you can't break that which is already broken -ed.) I'm going into it mostly blind about her personal life; we've kept in touch since the split but there's always been a certain (understandable) estrangement to our interactions, an estrangement that has rapidly thawed over the last few days. (I really never thought I'd text her again, for example.)

I'm 90% certain I'll regret this interaction and 100% certain I'll regret bailing on it (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zugzwang), the latter percentage is so high because we don't even live on the same continent anymore and the former one is so high because I try to live my life by the simple principle of not asking questions to which I cannot handle any and all answers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovecraftian_horror) (This is a useful life skill if you are considering a thankless life in service of the bourgeoisie, fyi.) and it stretches man's capacity for credulity to think that no such questions will arise this particular evening.

Anyway, ngl but I'm pretty scared, largely because this episode has brought back to the surface a lot of raw emotion that I thought I'd been able to suppress in a durable peace with myself. In actuality though all I'd done was figure out how to not let my mind glide over certain subjects, the emotional equivalent of touching a hot stove and deciding not to touch it again after being burned. At an intellectual level I always knew this was probably true, but it's one thing to think, "I'm fucked," and another entirely to experience your unmaking once more.

The shame of our deaths and our heresies is done. They are behind us, like wretched phantoms, et cetera et cetera et cetera.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 06, 2019, 02:31:02 AM
go raidahs!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on May 06, 2019, 05:40:41 AM
5 year relationship just went down the toilet this week i got dumped brehs  :-\

wants to be friend, "you're important to me" "i value you" "i love you but not in love with you" whatever.

i really feel like human garbage. I am not looking forward to online dating lmao. aat least I got a 3 month headstart on hit the gym
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 06, 2019, 08:15:59 AM
Oh man, that's rough, remy :(
That's good you got a head start on the gym. Here's hoping you'll bounce back soon, unfortunately online dating has gotten worse during the time you've been off the market  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on May 06, 2019, 01:55:24 PM
This is the time to tap into your apathy reserves, gentlemen. Always remember, strong emotions only re-inforce your memories, so don't do anything stupid right now. :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2019, 02:52:37 PM
Everything you're saying makes perfect sense and I agree with it.

Unfortunately my emotional self disagrees.

Doing something stupid is a broad category, but in a best case scenario I'm going to do something stupid. In a worst case scenario I will also do something stupid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 06, 2019, 03:03:10 PM
Quote from: Kara on May 06, 2019, 02:52:37 PM
Everything you're saying makes perfect sense and I agree with it.

Unfortunately my emotional self disagrees.

Doing something stupid is a broad category, but in a best case scenario I'm going to do something stupid. In a worst case scenario I will also do something stupid.

Maybe our relationship expert Rahx can give you some tips to handle this situation  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on May 06, 2019, 03:09:40 PM
Just avoid the shit that makes you wince in retrospect.

I realize it's not always obvious in the moment, but I believe in you.  You-can do-it. :punch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on May 06, 2019, 03:53:08 PM
Quote from: Kara on May 06, 2019, 02:52:37 PM
Everything you're saying makes perfect sense and I agree with it.

Unfortunately my emotional self disagrees.

Doing something stupid is a broad category, but in a best case scenario I'm going to do something stupid. In a worst case scenario I will also do something stupid.
I couldn't get over my first real relationship either, I was thinking about her and putting her on a pedestal for years.  Actually meeting her helped a lot with sorting my emotions.
She wasn't like how I pictured her in my memory, like at all.
In fact I was reminded of all the things I disliked about her and how our relationship was never going to have a real chance. And even if we got back together that there was too much baggage to ever make it work again.
Insert inspirational quote by Mao here
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 06, 2019, 04:01:41 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on May 06, 2019, 03:53:08 PM
Insert inspirational quote by Mao here
We should rid our ranks of all impotent thinking. All views that overestimate the strength of the enemy and underestimate the strength of the people are wrong.

"The Present Situation and Our Tasks" (December 25, 1947), Selected Works, Vol. IV, p. 173.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2019, 04:45:43 PM
Women hold up half the sky. :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2019, 04:47:33 PM
This wasn't my first real relationship. Rah's ceaseless shit posting itt actually inspired me to look that particular woman up a few months (?) ago and I learned that my first love now draws sexy cat girls for money. Respect the hustle, but I definitely dodged a bullet there.

:jgames
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on May 06, 2019, 04:48:52 PM
My advice still applies regardless. :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on May 06, 2019, 04:49:09 PM
Quote from: Stro on May 06, 2019, 04:47:43 PM
Try to move a couch with a woman and say they hold up half of anything  :hmph

:rodney
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 06, 2019, 05:10:57 PM
Quote from: Kara on May 06, 2019, 02:12:56 AM
I try to live my life by the simple principle of not asking questions to which I cannot handle any and all answers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovecraftian_horror) (This is a useful life skill if you are considering a thankless life in service of the bourgeoisie, fyi.) and it stretches man's capacity for credulity to think that no such questions will arise this particular evening.
You should consider acclimating yourself to worst case topics that will come up or you'll end up with your hand in a gravy bowl by the end of the night. For instance, if she's seeing someone, that's absolutely going to come up. Better to pretreat your brain to the instantaneous reaction than to have ten straight minutes of dead air while you try to chew your food and your feelings simultaneously.

Related, maybe think through what you want to accomplish with meeting up with her. Do you recognize that you both have your own lives and think of this as just a friendly chat to catch up with each other while the opportunity allows itself? Or are you desperate to see her because you love her? This is the only explanation for choosing something you intuitively feel will go badly but completely forbidding yourself from missing the opportunity. Knowing your true intentions will make it easier for you to predict what you're going to do when it finally happens.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 06, 2019, 05:19:37 PM
fuck all this dumb advice. get deep in that pussy, kara  :jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2019, 05:34:51 PM
Quote from: shosta on May 06, 2019, 05:10:57 PM
Related, maybe think through what you want to accomplish with meeting up with her. Do you recognize that you both have your own lives and think of this as just a friendly chat to catch up with each other while the opportunity allows itself? Or are you desperate to see her because you love her? This is the only explanation for choosing something you intuitively feel will go badly but completely forbidding yourself from missing the opportunity. Knowing your true intentions will make it easier for you to predict what you're going to do when it finally happens.

I had to come up with a genuine answer to the question "if you could have any 3 things what would they be?" awhile back. Items #1 and #2 are not germane to the discussion but #3 was to hear her laugh again. A genuine laugh that only a few people (including myself) would recognize.

I reasonably believe that this is something that is more likely than not to occur during an evening, especially if we are drinking. If I have to deal with awkward situations or unpleasant feelings to get what I want, well, to obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. :shaq2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 06, 2019, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: Kara on May 06, 2019, 05:34:51 PM
Quote from: shosta on May 06, 2019, 05:10:57 PM
Related, maybe think through what you want to accomplish with meeting up with her. Do you recognize that you both have your own lives and think of this as just a friendly chat to catch up with each other while the opportunity allows itself? Or are you desperate to see her because you love her? This is the only explanation for choosing something you intuitively feel will go badly but completely forbidding yourself from missing the opportunity. Knowing your true intentions will make it easier for you to predict what you're going to do when it finally happens.

I had to come up with a genuine answer to the question "if you could have any 3 things what would they be?" awhile back. Items #1 and #2 are not germane to the discussion but #3 was to hear her laugh again. A genuine laugh that only a few people (including myself) would recognize.

I reasonably believe that this is something that is more likely than not to occur during an evening, especially if we are drinking. If I have to deal with awkward situations or unpleasant feelings to get what I want, well, to obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. :shaq2

(https://i.imgur.com/6p7PNra.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on May 06, 2019, 11:48:03 PM
Man, the women who respond to your messages very sporadically, but give really detailed, effort filled responses are so damn hard to read.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 07, 2019, 09:18:46 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on May 06, 2019, 03:03:10 PM
Quote from: Kara on May 06, 2019, 02:52:37 PM
Everything you're saying makes perfect sense and I agree with it.

Unfortunately my emotional self disagrees.

Doing something stupid is a broad category, but in a best case scenario I'm going to do something stupid. In a worst case scenario I will also do something stupid.

Maybe our relationship expert Rahx can give you some tips to handle this situation  :-*
Oh no, I rather let Dufus handle this one with his infinite amounts of courage.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 07, 2019, 11:03:05 AM
Quote from: toku on May 06, 2019, 06:06:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6p7PNra.jpg)

The toku #brand is saying "bless up" to people wracked by fear and self-doubt!!!!!!!!!!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://i.imgur.com/oHoUB0q.gif)
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 07, 2019, 11:03:17 AM
Seriously though Dmitri Dmitriyevich gave some good advice and I've been thinking about worst case scenarios while I can't sleep at night, which tbh has yielded some interesting answers to the question. e.g. We have mostly mediated our post-relationship interaction through several layers of irony and I'm both afraid that how's the night is going to go as well and that that particular crutch won't be there at all because why would you persist with that in this situation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 07, 2019, 12:36:40 PM
You're gonna have a wonderful conversation over a nice meal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on May 07, 2019, 01:01:48 PM
And maybe a handy under the table
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 07, 2019, 02:21:39 PM
Beejay or bust.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 07, 2019, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Raist on May 07, 2019, 02:21:39 PM
Beejay and bust.

8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 08, 2019, 02:01:00 AM
We texted all day about our days. It was nice in a "the way things used to be" sort of way. My fear about irony poising was well-founded, unfortunately, but I intuit now at last that the responsibility for this is largely (if not wholly) borne by me, which means that I can avoid that outcome if I want to. Go Raiders.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 08, 2019, 02:01:17 AM
P.S. The carnal posts are flattering but any semblance of charm I once possessed has long since been hammered out of me and 18 months bound to a new Internal Revenue Code has not exactly left me a sexy lich.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 08, 2019, 05:46:20 AM
If not enough time for the gym, plenty of time for a neck tattoo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 08, 2019, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: Glen on May 08, 2019, 04:10:22 AM
Can you hit the weight room a couple times before the dinner at least?

Blast out a couple of hundred pushups right before walking through the restaurant threshold. Renter her life as pumped, veiny, and out of breath.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 08, 2019, 12:34:06 PM
cyrillic on your neck would be a dope look ngl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 08, 2019, 12:38:26 PM
Assy  :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 04:13:41 PM
Today I gave a girl at the supermarket who works behind the cash register my number on a piece of paper..

She's always smiling and looking me in my eyes when I go to her lane, always wanting to strike up a conversation.

I already knows she smokes weed cause she told me, then like a week later or something she said she was doing exams and I was like allright let's smoke one if you pass them she was like hell yeah I'm going to hold you to that

So today she was working, I only went to grab 1 drink around 6pm before going home to eat. She said only 1 ( cause usually I get a lot of stuff from the supermarket ) and I was like yeah but I'm coming back later.. she said allright make sure to come to my lane then  :lol I was like Oh I will

So I went back later, wrote my number on a slip of paper and wrote beneath it something like txt me when you pass those exams ( or sooner if you can't wait that long haha ). So I gave her the paper she started blushing so much she turned super red and she said she'd read it later and I was like sure thing.

 :-\ I feel stupid for writing what I wrote on that shit, should have just been my number instead.

But who knows, at least I made a move sorta  :esports

Let the "should have written "can I choke you" instead" jokes commence  :lol

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 08, 2019, 04:17:54 PM
should have wrote your dick measurements
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 08, 2019, 04:42:00 PM
*thebore.com url :blessup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on May 08, 2019, 04:43:19 PM
Quote from: Stro on May 08, 2019, 04:42:29 PM
Should have asked who she's going to vote for in the primaries

Trump was right, voter fraud is out of control if people from the Netherlands are voting. :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 08, 2019, 04:52:09 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 04:13:41 PM
she started blushing so much she turned super red
You could say she was choking up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 08, 2019, 05:04:09 PM
Can we make "go raidahs!" the thread title? Please?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 05:07:36 PM
I mean if she hasnt texted me yet by now that probably means shes not gonna right  :lol

or did she actually think I meant that "when you pass those exams" lulz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 08, 2019, 06:21:45 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 04:13:41 PM
Convoluted highschool shit

Just ask her out you muppet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on May 08, 2019, 06:42:04 PM
Quote from: Kara on May 06, 2019, 02:12:56 AM
Posting this in this thread because:

1. I have nowhere else to talk about it / no one I would consider talking to about it. (Apologies to the Boreans with whom I have offline / offsite friendships with.)
2. After the shit thread that still inexplicably persists despite GAF imploding aeons ago this is the thread where people most openly enjoy the misery of others.

With that out of the way.

I'm going to be having a nice dinner and drinks with my one true ex in the near future. Real Bore fans will recall this as the relationship whose end broke me pretty bad for what, years? (you can't break that which is already broken -ed.) I'm going into it mostly blind about her personal life; we've kept in touch since the split but there's always been a certain (understandable) estrangement to our interactions, an estrangement that has rapidly thawed over the last few days. (I really never thought I'd text her again, for example.)

I'm 90% certain I'll regret this interaction and 100% certain I'll regret bailing on it (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zugzwang), the latter percentage is so high because we don't even live on the same continent anymore and the former one is so high because I try to live my life by the simple principle of not asking questions to which I cannot handle any and all answers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovecraftian_horror) (This is a useful life skill if you are considering a thankless life in service of the bourgeoisie, fyi.) and it stretches man's capacity for credulity to think that no such questions will arise this particular evening.

Anyway, ngl but I'm pretty scared, largely because this episode has brought back to the surface a lot of raw emotion that I thought I'd been able to suppress in a durable peace with myself. In actuality though all I'd done was figure out how to not let my mind glide over certain subjects, the emotional equivalent of touching a hot stove and deciding not to touch it again after being burned. At an intellectual level I always knew this was probably true, but it's one thing to think, "I'm fucked," and another entirely to experience your unmaking once more.

The shame of our deaths and our heresies is done. They are behind us, like wretched phantoms, et cetera et cetera et cetera.
Quote from: Kara on May 07, 2019, 11:03:17 AM
Seriously though Dmitri Dmitriyevich gave some good advice and I've been thinking about worst case scenarios while I can't sleep at night, which tbh has yielded some interesting answers to the question. e.g. We have mostly mediated our post-relationship interaction through several layers of irony and I'm both afraid that how's the night is going to go as well and that that particular crutch won't be there at all because why would you persist with that in this situation.
wait, this isn't the bad vibes you secretly fear will suddenly become relevant thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 10, 2019, 05:16:21 PM
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/573917016830771202/576483739157266438/image0-8.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 11, 2019, 12:11:01 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on May 08, 2019, 05:07:36 PM
I mean if she hasnt texted me yet by now that probably means shes not gonna right  :lol

or did she actually think I meant that "when you pass those exams" lulz

I think you were just a bit too thirsty for a man in a country that's underwater. I'm going to guess that:


It'll be fine and your brain will learn how not to embarrass itself in the future. But tonight, you drink and watch porn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 11, 2019, 12:19:00 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on May 11, 2019, 12:11:01 AM
your brain will learn how not to embarrass itself in the future
:doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 11, 2019, 12:19:47 AM
It’s the “if you can’t wait” that probably killed it imo


Edit: oh it was just today, it’s not dead yet. Just don’t do anything about it and maybe she’ll text. If not, sorry you have to find a new grocer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on May 11, 2019, 05:40:50 AM
If she doesnt text its no skin off my back but I would have preferred it lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on May 11, 2019, 11:48:05 PM
Anyone else love eating a pussy that has been working up a sweat all day? The chick I'm seeing is super clean and changes her socks and underwear two or three times a day. However, when we get home from a bike ride, I don't want her to shower before I eat that box. After-shower pussy doesn't have a taste. She thinks it is strange I want to lick the sweat from between her ass-cheeks, but I think deep down she likes my animalistic side.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 11, 2019, 11:58:09 PM
 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on May 12, 2019, 12:32:12 AM
Quote from: BikeJesus on May 11, 2019, 11:48:05 PM
Anyone else love eating a pussy that has been working up a sweat all day? The chick I'm seeing is super clean and changes her socks and underwear two or three times a day. However, when we get home from a bike ride, I don't want her to shower before I eat that box. After-shower pussy doesn't have a taste. She thinks it is strange I want to lick the sweat from between her ass-cheeks, but I think deep down she likes my animalistic side.

Sounds disgusting, breh.

I've had some pretty bad luck going down on women. Far too many seem to lack basic hygiene for some reason. I make sure to wash down there regularly, but I go the extra mile to be as clean possible when I'm having sex with someone. I feel like that's like the bare minimum in terms of being considerate.

People are nasty sometimes.  :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 12, 2019, 01:55:36 AM
Quote from: Glen on May 08, 2019, 04:10:22 AM
Can you hit the weight room a couple times before the dinner at least?

I haven't been eating very much cuz "lol nerves" and lifting cuz "lol nerves" but this is all "closing the barn door after the animals get out" stuff.

Plus I had to fly out of town this weekend (i.e. lots of booze calories).

Anyway, I'll have a post mortem on the evening next week. Looking forward to getting what I want at a high cost. :money
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 16, 2019, 01:29:07 AM
tl;dr Despite some self-sabotage at the start of the evening, I got what I wanted and quite a bit more on top of that. I received good advice from many of you (thanks!), but ultimately it was filler (https://bit.ly/2Dcbx9X) whose advice was the most salient (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2619187#msg2619187). Go Raiders, ban the mods, et cetera.

Anyway:

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Her schedule had some uncertainties in it the night we met up so I made two different restaurant reservations. The earlier one was at a nice but moody establishment that closed early (for a city, imo) and the other was at a less nice location that remained open until late in the morning that also happened to be walking distance from my hotel. She expressed a preference for the latter option when I asked for her input and that was the right call in the sense that I ended up having to push back an already late reservation because of the way things played out.

When she finally got to her hotel she texted me its location and I noticed that I was along the way to the restaurant (if you generously interpret “along the way”) so I suggested that she meet me at my hotel and we head over to dinner together. I didn’t actually expect her to be amenable to that but she agreed (https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1228324-congratulations-you-played-yourself). When she left she texted me that she was on her way and that she’d call me when she arrived.

We’d been texting all day every day for many days by this point but it bears mentioning that we never exchanged any voice communications prior to that night so I hadn’t heard her voice in 5 years when I took her call as I was heading down in the elevator. I didn’t remember her accent being as thick as it was in that moment, but the weight of memory is measured in units so unreliable they hardly qualify as units of measure at all.

You couldn’t enter my hotel unless you were a guest and unfortunately that was something I had completely forgotten about when I’d made this plan so she was standing right in front of the door as I approached it and that did little to assuage my raging uncertainty and self-doubt. When I got outside I didn’t go for a hug, I didn’t say she looked nice, and I certainly didn’t make the alpha move and go for a patented PhoenixDark handshake. No, instead of any of those perfectly fine things I proffered a simple hello. Fucking disgrace. It had started raining so she suggested we take a taxi to the restaurant. I agreed and sped over to one nearby without explaining myself. I’m sure all this seemed odd because she asked me if everything was alright during the drive. It wasn’t obviously but I said that it was.

There was time to kill at the restaurant before our reservation so we went to the bar to get a drink. Neither of us are particularly sonorous and the ambient noise inside was quite the opposite so in perhaps my first wise decision of the evening I opted to sit adjacent to her instead of across the table. After a fair bit of a pleasant wine (we have similar drinking habits) paired with unsteady but equally pleasant conversation (I did however utter the cursed dependent clause, “You know how Mao said the national bourgeoisie had revolutionary potential,") things finally started looking up for this shit show. When we were seated for dinner I kept the seating arrangement we’d had at the bar.

Dinner lasted 3 hours (we were asked to leave or it would have gone on longer); for the most part it went well but my personal lowlights are recounted now for posterity:

-After our entrees came out she started playing footsie with me. Instead of making eye contact to confirm what I thought was happening and leaning in to it I sort of tentatively let my leg drop to slightly touch hers. Side hugging is as much a mindset as it is a physical act.
-At one point she put her head on my on my upper bicep / shoulder and I did not react AT ALL. No words, no physical reaction, nothing. Fucking disgrace.

She kissed me when we left the restaurant and I asked her if she wanted to go back to her room or mine. This lead to a farcical quest for prophylactic for a gaiden to be posted later but eventually we got back to my room and she didn't leave until I had to get ready to check out at noon. Besides the physical intimacy I also shared things I’d always wanted to share over the last 10 years but hadn’t because I fucking suck.

I have had successes in my life, and far more than I ever deserved for a certainty, but this night was unquestionably my greatest one. The culmination of years spent in emotional exile navigating from painful decision to painful decision not knowing exactly what out I was playing towards. I’ve kind of ironically yet kind of sincerely shared this quote before (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2561683#msg2561683) but now more than ever it seems apropos to do so again “We can do nothing more than strive for victory, even if we cannot see how we might triumph.”
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 16, 2019, 01:29:21 AM
^shut up, nerd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 01:30:44 AM
 :jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 16, 2019, 01:41:45 AM
probably the most beautiful thing posted in this whole thread in a long time and a story that resonates with my own romantic successes and failures. Congrats, you earned it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 02:01:54 AM
Just Win Baby  :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 02:28:20 AM
This was always a dick appointment for her, kara just turned it into a whole lot more with his commitment to excellence  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 16, 2019, 10:02:26 AM
Quote from: filler on May 16, 2019, 02:28:20 AM
This was always a dick appointment for her, kara just turned it into a whole lot more with his commitment to excellence  :pimp

Her: I wanted to [be physically intimate] tonight, but if I initiated things and they didn't go over well I was going to try and play it off like I had been joking.

Me: . . . I wanted to hear you laugh one more time tonight.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 16, 2019, 11:58:02 AM
Right attitude is everything Kara bless up, happy for your win.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 16, 2019, 12:45:53 PM
When you textin Spanish honies and they reply “jajajajaja” :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 16, 2019, 09:24:24 PM
A final postscript as I don't plan on talking much about this anymore: we broke up on this very date 5 years ago (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.msg1864112#msg1864112) and today she bought plane tickets to come see me again specifically. The universe lacks many things, but a sense of humor would not appear to be one of them.

Thanks for the kind words and support over the years, brehs. (Trying to find that post was a humbling reminder how cursed my content can get.)

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To cut any FACT CHECK nerds off at the pass, we broke up late in the the night on the sixteenth of May and I didn't live post about it on the internet's premier Taco Bell fansite.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 16, 2019, 10:21:29 PM
Still am!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 16, 2019, 10:48:38 PM
DEEP CUT.

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That actually came up at dinner because she stopped going by the diminutive of her name. :lol
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on May 17, 2019, 08:21:35 PM
man, that whole sex strike thing is KILLING ME over here  :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 17, 2019, 08:26:55 PM
over a decade of watching law & order SVU paying off tonight
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 17, 2019, 08:33:23 PM
THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 17, 2019, 08:41:34 PM
Dick Wolf is a DILF (and rich too). Happy for you, Dmitry Dmitriyevich.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 17, 2019, 11:22:35 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 17, 2019, 08:29:17 PM
Quote from: shosta on May 17, 2019, 08:26:55 PM
over a decade of watching law & order SVU paying off tonight

Don’t leave any semen.

Or pubic hair.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2019, 01:17:54 AM
Made out with two of my guy friends tonight. Yeah I’m bi. Feels good to finally admit it.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on May 18, 2019, 01:23:42 AM
Glad it seems like you had fun. Congrats. 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 01:40:54 AM
 :supergay :supergay :supergay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 01:41:57 AM
femAtra  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 18, 2019, 01:44:06 AM
Quote from: filler on May 18, 2019, 01:41:57 AM
femAtra  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice

Seems far, far less strange now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 01:45:17 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/z1Swedr.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 18, 2019, 01:51:31 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 18, 2019, 01:17:54 AM
Made out with two of my guy friends tonight. Yeah I’m bi. Feels good to finally admit it.  :doge

I've literally been telling you for like 5 years

This is like when that white guy that delio snuck a dick was like "what? I'm gay?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2019, 01:55:23 AM
wtf repost lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 01:55:52 AM
gAytramental  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2019, 02:30:37 AM
Sleeping over at my gay friend’s house lol.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 18, 2019, 03:20:54 AM
dont let him suck your dick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 04:16:09 AM
suck his dick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 18, 2019, 06:31:08 AM
The reality is that everyone is a bisexual.

Every straight dude that has sucked me off me was convinced they were straight before me. Likewise, I was convinced they were bringing their wives to share, but alas.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on May 18, 2019, 07:09:00 AM
Atra swimming in pussy and bussy. :rejoice

Good for you man. Live your life and don‘t try to change who you are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on May 18, 2019, 07:13:31 AM
(he‘s bi)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2019, 12:34:18 PM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on May 18, 2019, 03:20:54 AM
dont let him suck your dick
We just cuddled, made out, and dry humped/grinded on each other in one of his beds lol.  :doge

Also, he had a raging hard on but I got hit by whiskey dick again.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 18, 2019, 01:12:33 PM
head is head wasn't just a joke huh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 18, 2019, 01:50:19 PM
I need to step up my bi game. Don’t want to seem regressive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 18, 2019, 03:26:47 PM
sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked if your a cis male doesn't make you gay or bi.


also: cuddled  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 03:29:06 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 18, 2019, 03:43:13 PM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on May 18, 2019, 03:26:47 PM
sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked if your a cis male doesn't make you gay or bi.


also: cuddled  :lol
I know


That’s why I need to step it up.:rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 03:44:08 PM
 :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2019, 03:44:58 PM
I’ll get that dick eventually.  :doge

edit: made out with two girls last night as well but that’s more a foot note lol.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 18, 2019, 03:53:06 PM
What? Just grab a dick. Lick it, swirl the tip around in your mouth. Feel another mans testes in your hand. Watch them react and tighten as he comes on your face. Get in there and stop being a pussy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 03:55:09 PM
find yourself a BBC Daddy  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 18, 2019, 05:20:03 PM
Proud of you, it must have been hard to admit to yourself growing up in such a traditional household.

I would say maybe slow-roll it whenever dating a girl but if they have stereotypes about no one being truly bi, then they're not going to improve your life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on May 18, 2019, 05:42:18 PM
Atra you need to start watching Eurovision now  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2019, 05:52:44 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on May 18, 2019, 05:42:18 PM
Atra you need to start watching Eurovision now  :-*
I’m bi not gay lol.  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 18, 2019, 07:08:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on May 18, 2019, 12:34:18 PM
Also, he had a raging hard on but I got hit by whiskey dick again.  :doge

Looking forward to the day you admit you just need poppers, but Rome wasn't built in a day.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 19, 2019, 06:52:28 AM
Quote from: Atramental on May 18, 2019, 12:34:18 PM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on May 18, 2019, 03:20:54 AM
dont let him suck your dick
We just cuddled, made out, and dry humped/grinded on each other in one of his beds lol.  :doge

Also, he had a raging hard on but I got hit by whiskey dick again.  :doge

You don’t need a boner to get fucked up the ass, coward :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on May 19, 2019, 10:48:10 PM
So I've been seeing this chick for about 2 months now, and we still haven't banged. I haven't been pushing for it, but we have been grinding genitals a few times and came pretty close to doing it. Thing is, we service each other orally all the friggin time. I think the problem is I gave her 5 orgasms in a row through oral sex and now she doesn't need the D. Pussy eating game too stronk. That said, I have been rimming her asshole more frequently and she loves it so maybe I'll just get up in that ass instead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 19, 2019, 10:54:52 PM
that's weird as fuck honestly, what's her hangup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on May 19, 2019, 11:02:10 PM
Well we had a talk and she asked what my expectations are. I said I have none. She said she was worried I would get attached. I said I already am  :lol .

She got divorced a year ago so I think she just wants to take it slow before getting into something serious, but I stay over at her place at least a few times a week. I stayed two nights this weekend and we spent the days together, and she introduced me to her girlfriends.

She loves sucking my fat hog and we both know making love is going to be great, but we just haven't done it. I can't say it bothers me too much because I have been getting so much friggin head and blasting in her mouth is a euphoric experience. The last time we were grinding genitals I asked if she wants to make love, and she said not yet. After we finished each other off, I told her I wasn't going to ask her anymore and that she could let me know when she wants to. She knows I want to pound that mound but I don't want to hound her about it.

Usually when a chick sees my mammoth member they want to mount it ASAP, so it is not what I am used to, but it isn't such a big deal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 12:16:26 AM
Respect dating someone for N months and not doing the deed. Side hugging solidarity forever. ✊
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on May 20, 2019, 12:34:45 AM
BikeJesus posts starting to read like erotic fanfic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on May 20, 2019, 12:37:57 AM
I share way too much of my own life, but you the only people I consider true friends.
 
edit: hog is about 3 of her hand widths, and fat enough to split the sides of her lips.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 20, 2019, 12:42:47 AM
 is it black :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on May 20, 2019, 12:45:03 AM
With the lights out, who can tell?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 20, 2019, 01:21:53 AM
It sucks not having a huge penis.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on May 20, 2019, 01:34:34 AM
 :sabu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 01:40:54 AM
On the plus side, no one can stop you from being a giant dick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 20, 2019, 11:40:20 AM
May the hearts of all boreans be fuller, bigger and more loving than any cock.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on May 20, 2019, 10:00:40 PM
Maybe it's too big  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2019, 12:52:24 PM
So I've been chatting with cute white Virginian country girl for the past month and just this weekend we met. It was awkward at first but then we got comfortable with each other. And once we did, holy fuck. She's fucking wild. Are most southern girls like this? cause she's goddamn dirty. At one point I felt like Dale Cooper getting ridden by Janey-e. The bottom half of my torso was goddamn drenched at one point. She's got those wild blue eyes that I know are going to be the last thing I see as she plunges her 12" camo wrappped bowie knife into my ribs but fuck it I'm enjoying the ride.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 01:09:27 PM
the answer is yes, they are all that wild. don't be surprised if she calls you from jail  :mueller
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2019, 01:12:58 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 22, 2019, 12:58:11 PM
Nice work man!

(but don't do that labeling-a-girl-type thing.. she's a woman, not a "Southern Girl", and no you can't generalize like that)

Although having said that "Southern" people love labeling themselves lol

Oh I get that only reason I'm using the term is cause she would constantly refer to her as one and I'm her "city boy". It's all so surreal since her accent and general culture is so alien to me as far as interacting in person.

The only thing is that she definitely has a mean streak that I curbed and she went back to being nice. Like my ex. And she laughs just like my ex. It's fucking freaky.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 01:42:35 PM
when they call you "big daddy" while you fuck doggy  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 22, 2019, 01:51:28 PM
Speaking of sucking on phat hogs need an update from atra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 22, 2019, 02:23:51 PM
It might be pussy this weekend instead of hog tbh. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 03:03:36 PM
why not both?  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 05:18:05 PM
https://twitter.com/ScooterAbrahaam/status/1131241303050784769

 :success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2019, 06:18:12 PM
There's absolutely nothing like minding your own as you're being cuddled on, only to look over and see the person you're with just staring up at you, with that softened look in their eyes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 24, 2019, 11:39:03 AM
Also, to balance off the saccharine sentimentality from the above post, I ate so much goddamn ass with this girl. She gets everything waxed and it was like, open season for that shit. Most of the women I've been with have had that area cordoned off, maybe tickle the balloon knot a little. But this woman, fuck, it was all in on the booty. The novelty of it, for me, was like eating cotton candy for the first time. Even she was like J-JESUS CHRIST at my intensity over it. I have been converted. Amen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 24, 2019, 04:35:24 PM
you dating fiona apple, breh? don't give up. tell her, "I ain't going no where, bih"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 24, 2019, 05:46:37 PM
The worst part is definitely trying to divine some suspected ulterior motive. All you can really do is trust that she's being upfront with you and walk away, as you are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 25, 2019, 08:02:32 AM
When you are dating a depressive, hang around long enough, and you start to become the wallpaper of the room they want leave.

You can be as patient and understanding as a person can be, but it won’t matter. You’ll be one of the things they’ll want to jettison in order to start a new life (and magically find their peace).

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 26, 2019, 03:41:56 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2019, 12:52:24 PM
She's got those wild blue eyes that I know are going to be the last thing I see as she plunges her 12"

 :gladbron

Quote
camo wrappped bowie knife into my ribs but fuck it I'm enjoying the ride.

:beli
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on May 26, 2019, 02:31:10 PM
Good god. It’s crazy who comes out of the woodwork once word spreads that you swing both ways.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 26, 2019, 02:47:07 PM
This nicca taking dick!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 26, 2019, 02:49:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/HKHZJ4P.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 27, 2019, 06:59:00 AM
Where's our fucking Kara update.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 27, 2019, 07:09:58 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 20, 2019, 01:21:53 AM
It sucks not having a huge penis.
Ok so.. obviously only speaking for myself, but I don’t like it too big. My ex (Russian) was a cervix destroyer and sex was difficult and not fun because I ended up bleeding every time. I don’t mean to try to sound like a saint or anything, this is just my personal experience. But girls have different length of vagina so idk man, depends on the girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 27, 2019, 12:27:17 PM
I think 90% of dudes are fine and 90% of women don’t care that much if you’re in the average.

Tongue work will nullify most anything else anyway. 👅 💦
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 27, 2019, 02:49:41 PM
Quote from: Raist on May 27, 2019, 06:59:00 AM
Where's our fucking Kara update.

The path ahead is as uncertain as it is perilous so I wished to leave the thread with a story that had concluded on a high note instead of sullying it with micro updates that were as insubstantial as they were unsatisfying.

But if you want to ruin that series finale, feel free to open the spoiler below.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
We still talk daily by text and voice, most of the time when she's going to work and when she's going to bed because of the intercontinental time difference. Last Friday night we spoke over voice for 4 hours or something more embarrassing. We've been very frank about our feelings and the time apart which I suppose is as good a sign as any.

During one of those conversations she mentioned that she's wanted to camp out under the stars and see them without light pollution. (She's always lived in cities of several million people.) Since campsites are one of the few things this benighted land has to offer I'm going to make that happen for her while she's here. I'm probably going to ask her to marry me on the trip when we're looking up at the night sky. I say probably because it is a decision that almost certainly will bring naught but folly, but to continue my #brand of half-serious yet wholly inappropriate 40K quotations, "Everything is worthless in the face of the night."
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 27, 2019, 02:53:55 PM
 :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 27, 2019, 03:31:27 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/bfe7647c652ad3a6b973d36dcaa44c14/tumblr_phc9mnDgOD1vwut2h_400.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 27, 2019, 04:03:25 PM
Seeing the expanse of the Milky Way as you formally entwine your destinies :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 27, 2019, 07:37:29 PM
 :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 27, 2019, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: Kara on May 27, 2019, 02:49:41 PM
Quote from: Raist on May 27, 2019, 06:59:00 AM
Where's our fucking Kara update.

The path ahead is as uncertain as it is perilous so I wished to leave the thread with a story that had concluded on a high note instead of sullying it with micro updates that were as insubstantial as they were unsatisfying.

But if you want to ruin that series finale, feel free to open the spoiler below.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
We still talk daily by text and voice, most of the time when she's going to work and when she's going to bed because of the intercontinental time difference. Last Friday night we spoke over voice for 4 hours or something more embarrassing. We've been very frank about our feelings and the time apart which I suppose is as good a sign as any.

During one of those conversations she mentioned that she's wanted to camp out under the stars and see them without light pollution. (She's always lived in cities of several million people.) Since campsites are one of the few things this benighted land has to offer I'm going to make that happen for her while she's here. I'm probably going to ask her to marry me on the trip when we're looking up at the night sky. I say probably because it is a decision that almost certainly will bring naught but folly, but to continue my #brand of half-serious yet wholly inappropriate 40K quotations, "Everything is worthless in the face of the night."
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You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Will you marry me?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on May 27, 2019, 08:43:08 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/owPyx9v.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 27, 2019, 08:50:04 PM
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AltruisticEnchantedKouprey-small.gif)
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(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UncommonDefiantGannet-size_restricted.gif)
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 27, 2019, 11:18:49 PM
tfw the fellas dunk on you with relevant gifs for being cliched and terminally normie. :fbm

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When we were apart I would sometimes stare at the heavens under which we both resided and wonder if she'd looked at those same stars earlier in the day from her place N time zones in the future. Then I'd wonder how she was feeling at the time, unable to even estimate an answer to the question given our cordial, pleasant, but ultimately estranged dynamic.

I told her this when we were in bed together and she said that that was really sweet but that she had never looked skyward, the stars over a megacity too indistinct to bother. Should this plan immanentize there would be a certain ironic fulfillment of my past musings.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 27, 2019, 11:34:42 PM
Quote from: Kara on May 27, 2019, 11:18:49 PM
tfw the fellas dunk on you with relevant gifs for being cliched and terminally normie. :fbm

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When we were apart I would sometimes stare at the heavens under which we both resided and wonder if she'd looked at those same stars earlier in the day from her place N time zones in the future. Then I'd wonder how she was feeling at the time, unable to even estimate an answer to the question given our cordial, pleasant, but ultimately estranged dynamic.

I told her this when we were in bed together and she said that that was really sweet but that she had never looked skyward, the stars over a megacity too indistinct to bother. Should this plan immanentize there would be a certain ironic fulfillment of my past musings.
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Some people see stars in the sky, some see them in others.

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(https://i.imgur.com/pIUPwOC.gif)
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 28, 2019, 12:20:27 AM
Quote from: Kara on May 27, 2019, 11:18:49 PM
terminally normie. :fbm
are we sure that's what we call getting drunk and passing out in the office watching goblin slayer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on May 28, 2019, 12:45:04 AM
Hooked up with a chick last night. She started giving me a handjob with coconut oil as lube and then finished me off in her mouth.

 :drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 28, 2019, 01:10:44 AM
what do you call it when you check up on a bunch of the women you dated or had serious romantic feelings for and one third of them identify as trans men now
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 28, 2019, 01:22:22 AM
Maybe you're attracted to masculine behaviorisms?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 28, 2019, 01:24:28 AM
Dick time
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 28, 2019, 02:39:29 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on May 27, 2019, 11:38:12 PM
Pfft like any normie got your wicked tongue. If I was that girl I'd be :noah every time you finish a sentence :heartbeat

The Boreans who've met me irl can attest to the fact that I'm a much better writer than I am a speaker, but thanks. :-*

Quote from: shosta on May 28, 2019, 12:20:27 AM
Quote from: Kara on May 27, 2019, 11:18:49 PM
terminally normie. :fbm
are we sure that's what we call getting drunk and passing out in the office watching goblin slayer

FACT CHECK: It was the original Berserk anime. :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 28, 2019, 03:35:09 AM
Quote from: shosta on May 28, 2019, 01:10:44 AM
what do you call it when you check up on a bunch of the women you dated or had serious romantic feelings for and one third of them identify as trans men now
I call it one more reason to never trust stost!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on May 28, 2019, 09:29:41 AM
Quote from: shosta on May 28, 2019, 01:10:44 AM
what do you call it when you check up on a bunch of the women you dated or had serious romantic feelings for and one third of them identify as trans men now
We already know you're a cool young dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 28, 2019, 11:08:19 AM
After she says yes to Kara, The Church's 'Under the Milky Way' will slowly fade in and we'll get a montage of their possible future. A fitting conclusion to this lost John Hughes film

https://youtu.be/pWxJEIz7sSA
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 28, 2019, 05:57:20 PM
Quote from: Glen on May 24, 2019, 04:28:54 PM
Well, I got broken up with on Monday.

I can say this time that it wasn’t anything I did. Since we got back together in March, I treated her very well. Unfortunately she suffers from recurring bouts of crippling depression. During the two weeks leading up to the breakup, she didn’t want to do anything, and she cancelled plans with other friends as well. On Monday she said that she didn’t want to be with anyone right now because she wasn’t capable of really being there. I told her I was fine to take it easy for awhile while she dealt with this, and she said that wouldn’t be fair to me. While I think I should be the judge of what is or isn’t fair to me, or what I am or am not willing to put up with, I didn’t keep arguing.

It sucks. When it was good, it was really good. I did truly love this girl. She’s one of the cleverest and kindest people I’ve known. Also one of the most talented people I’ve met (professional caliber songwriter and a good pianist). It’s really a shame.

Yes, I am aware that parts of this seem like the classic “It’s not you, it’s me,” routine, but after talking with a couple other people who are privy to the situation, I really don’t think that’s the case.

I just hope she can get through this, with or without me in her life. She doesn’t deserve to feel this way. I’ve had more than my share of struggles with crippling depression, and it’s really the worst. Hopefully she can get some help and have a happy life.
I know this sucks. But having dealt with people like that I can say that sometimes if you don't leave they'll blame you for their depression. If not directly, indirectly. They tend to be flighty thinking that it's their circumstances that make them depressed and not themselves. It seems she's wise enough to know the difference, but staying when you're unwanted might just make you another thing she blames.

I'll admit I do have a friend that stuck it through and eventually married the woman that did something like this to him. But I wouldn't recommend it. Even now he's gotta deal with it and while I can tell he loves her, I can also tell he's exhausted. It's trite to say "It's for the best" but in this case, it might be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 28, 2019, 06:22:26 PM
Quote from: Sophie on May 27, 2019, 07:09:58 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 20, 2019, 01:21:53 AM
It sucks not having a huge penis.
Ok so.. obviously only speaking for myself, but I don’t like it too big. My ex (Russian) was a cervix destroyer and sex was difficult and not fun because I ended up bleeding every time. I don’t mean to try to sound like a saint or anything, this is just my personal experience. But girls have different length of vagina so idk man, depends on the girl.
This is basically what my GF has said. She said a really big one would be too painful and probably miss the spot. She has said the sex is great, but I’m still worried which I know is my insecurities coming out. But I don’t really know to turn those off 100%. But I know if I don’t they are bound to push someone away.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 28, 2019, 08:14:02 PM
Stop watching porn it’s obviously fucking up your head
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 28, 2019, 08:17:31 PM
I for sure agree I’ve watched and watch too much porn. I also don’t really know how to stop watching it either. I tried to block most of the sites I visit , but my router’s parental controls don’t seem to work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 28, 2019, 08:26:39 PM
Quote from: shosta on May 28, 2019, 01:10:44 AM
what do you call it when you check up on a bunch of the women you dated or had serious romantic feelings for and one third of them identify as trans men now

"Gender dysphoriphilia"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 28, 2019, 09:17:34 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 28, 2019, 08:17:31 PM
I for sure agree I’ve watched and watch too much porn. I also don’t really know how to stop watching it either. I tried to block most of the sites I visit , but my router’s parental controls don’t seem to work.

You have to replace a habit or mannerism with something else. Most of us don't have the kind of willpower it takes to just stop a long standing habit etc cold turkey.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 28, 2019, 10:52:19 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 28, 2019, 10:36:35 PM
Just fuck like a porn star.

His dick isn't big enough. Please, pay attention in class Riotous!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on May 28, 2019, 10:53:30 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 28, 2019, 08:14:02 PM
Stop watching porn it’s obviously fucking up your head

don't listen to this man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 28, 2019, 10:56:37 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 28, 2019, 10:36:35 PM
Just fuck like a porn star.
Well it’s funny you say this because well when try some positions that are obviously porn influenced and they don’t seem to work right away. I instantly think it’s because I don’t have a big dick and that effects my mental image. I mean a lot of this is mental after all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 28, 2019, 10:59:34 PM
You're on the right path RahX, just stay on it. Be kind to yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2019, 12:23:47 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 28, 2019, 11:08:19 AM
After she says yes to Kara, The Church's 'Under the Milky Way' will slowly fade in and we'll get a montage of their possible future. A fitting conclusion to this lost John Hughes film

"How easy it is to flee from retribution, yet how impossible it is to outrun shame." :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2019, 12:24:28 AM
@Rahx, with the very large caveat that swathes (if not most) of it was made without full consent, if you're trying to taper off your pornography consumption / assuage pornography-induced performance anxieties, I would point you in the direction of homemade and (some) amateur stuff. Not only will you see how bad most everyone is at having sex, but occasionally you'll see people who actually have feelings for one another depicted.

Please note that amateur is oftentimes a specious label and you should avoid anything under it starring performers who eventually became fully-fledged stars.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on May 29, 2019, 04:17:55 PM
well since it's out there, how big do you think your cock is? measure it. we've all done it. is it photogenic? i know i try my hardest to make my dick look bigger than it is, that's the power of photography
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 29, 2019, 04:47:36 PM
Didn’t work for ProJared.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 29, 2019, 04:48:18 PM
kara and da raidags getting a ring in the same season  :jawalrus :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 29, 2019, 07:49:07 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 28, 2019, 08:14:02 PM
Stop watching porn it’s obviously fucking up your head
Actually in retrospect what you need to do is watch anime monster stuff that way a) you don’t develop size dysphoria issues since no man can compete with a ten foot three headed articulated tentacle cock and b) your threshold for eroticism will be so utterly warped no sentient being on earth could hope to sate your desires thus you will have evolved beyond the embarrassing need for human companionship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 29, 2019, 07:53:21 PM
cat girls will be real one day  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 29, 2019, 07:58:50 PM
Terran cat girls :donot

Extraterrestrial cat girls  :larry

Extraterrestrial girl cats  :whew

Extraterrestrial girl cats who after a lengthy seduction reveal their true form to be nothing more than an oiled, writhing mass of silken creamy flesh, hungry mouths with forked serpentine tongues and sopping wet labia-tipped tentacles.
:noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 29, 2019, 08:02:25 PM
If she can't stick one or all of her serpentine bifurcated tongues down your throat while her mass takes you in is it really love? Love should be all encompassing, like god's.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 29, 2019, 08:12:00 PM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/f6a84f33e154cb5f4806cd116215680a/tumblr_mxziroVcp11qfigugo3_250.gif)

:rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 29, 2019, 08:25:10 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 29, 2019, 08:13:22 PM
I have not watched Batman Beyond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk46d0ST8VI
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 30, 2019, 04:32:09 AM
https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1133795342707773440
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on May 30, 2019, 10:48:28 AM
She should just poop on his chest, everyone's happy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 30, 2019, 12:37:50 PM
Maybe the poop was so large that he feels like the beta in the relationship?

They could add poop size as a filter on okcupid, for the type of guy who wants a girl with less education, less height, etc.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on May 30, 2019, 12:57:29 PM
She should say: "Ok, but you must eat the poop if I'm right to make up for your false accusation"

 :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on May 30, 2019, 01:22:34 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on May 30, 2019, 12:37:50 PM
Maybe the poop was so large that he feels like the beta in the relationship?

So the girl is Randy and the dude is Bono :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on May 31, 2019, 12:38:34 PM
the 18 year old cashier i would flirt with every friday is now pretty famous
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on May 31, 2019, 12:41:36 PM
Lorde?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on May 31, 2019, 12:44:03 PM
kali uchis
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2019, 03:15:14 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on May 31, 2019, 12:44:03 PM
kali uchis

Whaaaaat

The digital age is wild
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 31, 2019, 05:05:28 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 31, 2019, 03:19:49 PM
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.

(https://www.cardkingdom.com/images/magic-the-gathering/4th-edition/white-knight-14462-medium.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on May 31, 2019, 05:26:23 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 31, 2019, 03:19:49 PM
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.

The chick I'm seeing picked me up at my workplace. While I would generally agree with your stance here, there is a difference between an employee being polite and flirting/sending signals. Of course this doesn't apply to people working for tips.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 31, 2019, 05:36:24 PM
It's not hard to differentiate when someone is flirting with you vs. being nice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2019, 07:09:36 PM
https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on May 31, 2019, 11:53:53 PM
Quote from: Glen on May 31, 2019, 05:46:55 PM
Quote from: BikeJesus on May 31, 2019, 05:26:23 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 31, 2019, 03:19:49 PM
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.

The chick I'm seeing picked me up at my workplace. While I would generally agree with your stance here, there is a difference between an employee being polite and flirting/sending signals. Of course this doesn't apply to people working for tips.

Someone probably tipped her off about the hog that she'd be dealing with.

Well she experienced it between her thighs two nights ago. An hour after sex she decided to suck me off. Thought I might have trouble coming again so soon, but her neck game is on point and I just squeezed her tits until I exploded.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 31, 2019, 11:55:53 PM
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 01, 2019, 04:40:07 AM
You committed the thought crime of not understanding generalities though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 01, 2019, 11:09:11 AM
Made out with a 19 y/o girl (that I’ve met before) who used a fake ID to get into a BDSM show/festival that I was at last night while I was on some molly.  :doge

Also I crashed at [redacted]’s house and I am currently sharing a bed with her gay best friend.  :doge

A bunch of other shit happened as well but I’m trying to ease my headache.

But my god, it was like whore island last night.

Also, the leather pants were a hit again. Of course.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 01, 2019, 11:17:14 AM
Keep this up and you’re gonna get salt-pillared soon  :wag
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 01, 2019, 11:18:27 AM
Sinning is my new business and business is good.  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 01, 2019, 11:46:26 AM
The hedonism is off the charts along with my envy goddamn
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 01, 2019, 11:59:15 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 01, 2019, 11:46:26 AM
The hedonism is off the charts along with my envy goddamn

You're tellin me, I watched some baseball and played vidya. #OldManFridayNights :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on June 01, 2019, 01:06:39 PM
Quote from: shosta on May 31, 2019, 11:55:53 PM
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?

Moved on to other women. The other chick has too much baggage and things got weird. She got pissed off over some dumb joke I made even though it was obviously said in jest, and I can't be bothered with someone who refuses to listen and assumes the worst despite months of nothing but good times and respect. I think she was looking for an excuse to push me away. I don't have time for games so I just ended it. A week later this new chick asked me out at my work.

I'm good at my job and very open with the guests. Yesterday a cutie asian girl asked me for my number when I was out doing bike repairs in the park. Maybe I'll do more work on her bike, maybe I'll get to dip my hog in her. You never know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 01, 2019, 03:06:16 PM
Quote from: Glen on June 01, 2019, 01:04:35 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 01, 2019, 11:17:14 AM
Keep this up and you’re gonna get salt-pillared soon  :wag

Canonically that only happens if he looks back, which it doesn’t look like is on his agenda at all.

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Unless it’s to look back at the big daddy who’s plowing him.
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If atra doesn’t get spit roasted at some pagan leather rave by the end of this month I’m pulling his bi card.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 02, 2019, 07:16:02 AM
Quote from: BikeJesus on June 01, 2019, 01:06:39 PM
Quote from: shosta on May 31, 2019, 11:55:53 PM
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?

She got pissed off over some dumb joke I made even though it was obviously said in jest,

What on earth were you thinking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on June 02, 2019, 10:03:21 PM
Quote from: Raist on June 02, 2019, 07:16:02 AM
Quote from: BikeJesus on June 01, 2019, 01:06:39 PM
Quote from: shosta on May 31, 2019, 11:55:53 PM
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?

She got pissed off over some dumb joke I made even though it was obviously said in jest,

What on earth were you thinking.

I guess I wasn't. No big deal, though. Fucked the new girl up the ass last night.

Edit: Well I went back to the previous chicks place tonight and nailed her. Now I'm fucked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2019, 01:12:57 PM
Gonna need some TLDR breakdowns. Is Atra dating femAtra yet? Is Rahx still dry dicked?  :doge

Feels good being in a relationship, even the rocky parts aren't terrible. Bless up. Wish I had more free time to chill here with my brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 01:54:22 PM
@PD I’m at work right now so I can’t really post a full summary but let’s just say I’m finally expressing my :supergay side after suppressing it for years out of fear that I would get exiled by my conservative religious parents.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 03, 2019, 08:07:58 PM
I know. I, for one, am completely surprised by Atra being into guys too :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 03, 2019, 08:08:49 PM
Now I realize what he was up to wanting to compare cock pics!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 08:24:22 PM
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 03, 2019, 08:31:59 PM
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/unFLKoAV3TkXe/source.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 08:33:19 PM
Also, what is FemAtra but my online drag persona? Hmm?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 03, 2019, 08:35:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 08:24:22 PM
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/305/289/a6e.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 08:40:48 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 03, 2019, 08:07:58 PM
I know. I, for one, am completely surprised by Atra being into guys too :gurl
Is this sarcasm?  :lol

There have been subtle clues and signs for a long while.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 08:49:53 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on June 03, 2019, 08:39:39 PM
Atra have you sucked dick yet?

Do you like it when Lex Steele shakes your hand before a shoot?

You a size queen?
I’ve come very close in recent weeks. But the guy I was with realized I was super drunk and wasn’t gonna take advantage of me.

Actually, if the girl I’m planning on seeing this week bails I’m going over to his house for drinks and we’ll see where the night goes from there.  :doge

And at the moment  I’m fine with average dicks.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 03, 2019, 08:54:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 08:24:22 PM
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge
But why tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 03, 2019, 08:55:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 08:49:53 PM
I’ve come very close in recent weeks. But the guy I was with realized I was super drunk and wasn’t gonna take advantage of me.
Lol what a figgurt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 08:57:19 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 03, 2019, 08:54:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 08:24:22 PM
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge
But why tho
I was drunk and he asked since I was talking about sending a dick pic to the girl I ended up losing my v-card to.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 03, 2019, 09:00:54 PM
Sounds like timu took advantage of you  :o
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 09:24:22 PM
Quote from: Esch on June 03, 2019, 08:47:35 PM
It's always an eyebrow raiser to see someone doing very intense drug fueled identity searching and selfie posting after age 25 but i chalked it up to you being a christ-schooled feral child with poor socialization (i realize i'm slandering half this forum including myself but allow it)

:doge
Granted, I lived with my parents up until I was 25...  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2019, 09:57:18 PM
Hold on, you're actually fucking dudes Atra? You've taken dick before? Or are you a coward.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 03, 2019, 10:02:56 PM
can we fastforward to the part where atra takes his first BBC already?  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 03, 2019, 11:05:05 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2019, 09:57:18 PM
Hold on, you're actually fucking dudes Atra? You've taken dick before? Or are you a coward.
Coward status until proven otherwise with video.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 04, 2019, 02:54:49 AM
Quote from: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 08:40:48 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 03, 2019, 08:07:58 PM
I know. I, for one, am completely surprised by Atra being into guys too :gurl
Is this sarcasm?  :lol

There have been subtle clues and signs for a long while.  :doge

Oh no, no, nonono. I'm sure Puppy is 400% serious here, no sarcasm detected.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on June 04, 2019, 09:41:47 AM
Quote from: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 08:24:22 PM
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge

It's posted in the icon forum.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on June 04, 2019, 09:45:32 AM
Quote from: Atramental on June 03, 2019, 08:57:19 PM
I was drunk and he asked since I was talking about sending a dick pic to the girl I ended up losing my v-card to.  :doge

Gullible, stupid AND varying degrees of homo. You are the perfect package for gays
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 04, 2019, 01:55:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GH6NHZQ.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 04, 2019, 02:01:42 PM
bimbo slut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 04, 2019, 07:11:07 PM
Cum dumpster atra :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 04, 2019, 08:34:02 PM
For the record, I’m mostly into twinks and some “otters” (I’m picky when it comes to hair  :doge).
Bears, men taller/larger than me, or super masculine men aren’t really my thing.  :doge

Also, I’m a switch. Meaning I can be a dom or a sub depending how I’m feeling on a certain day. Typically I like to be the dominant one. But one night [redacted] made me her bitch and I was into it.  :doge

And as far as women go I’m into very feminine women, feminine women with male behaviorisms, androgynous women, and certain trans women.

Thank you for cumming to my TED talk.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 04, 2019, 09:38:29 PM
Combining step 2 (the date hypetrain) and step 6 (femme atra shitposting) in the Atra Cycle (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2507605#msg2507605) is original, yes, but
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 04, 2019, 09:43:26 PM
Quote from: riotous on June 04, 2019, 09:24:06 PM
The fuck is an otter?
A more masculine cool young dude.

Someone more gay than me could probably correct me. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 04, 2019, 09:45:12 PM
Bwahahaha! #TeamHomo claims another victim! Welcome to the club.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 04, 2019, 10:12:11 PM
From Tinder to Grinder. The Atra story.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 04, 2019, 10:16:45 PM
Twinks :hhh

Silver daddies :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 04, 2019, 10:17:15 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 04, 2019, 10:16:45 PM
Twinks :hhh

Silver daddies :lawd

Give him time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 04, 2019, 10:17:47 PM
Actually, I think he may be destined to be a daddy. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 04, 2019, 10:20:23 PM
Yeah, I’m still in my exploratory phase.

I’ve been suppressing this shit for years but thanks to molly & psychedelics my full sexuality is beginning to blossom.


 :marimo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 04, 2019, 10:22:49 PM
You’re one meth bender away from huffing vhs tape cleaner in a trailer park while blowing a string of Vietnam era retirees.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 04, 2019, 10:25:01 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 04, 2019, 10:22:49 PM
You’re one meth bender away from huffing vhs tape cleaner in a trailer park while blowing a string of Vietnam era retirees.

aka the dream
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 04, 2019, 10:33:04 PM
Quote from: Esch on June 04, 2019, 10:29:21 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 04, 2019, 10:22:49 PM
You’re one meth bender away from huffing vhs tape cleaner in a trailer park while blowing a string of Vietnam era retirees.

My bets still on molly fueled fetish club gloryhole on the night of a deep house set but given his southern roots you may have me beat here.

This sounds legitimately inevitable.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 04, 2019, 10:33:27 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 04, 2019, 10:22:49 PM
You’re one meth bender away from huffing vhs tape cleaner in a trailer park while blowing a string of Vietnam era retirees.
Don’t worry. My molly dealer is a hot lesbian woman with dreads that’s really good friends with [redacted]. I’m getting the good shit that isn’t cut with meth now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 04, 2019, 10:42:19 PM
Lmao our boy gonna find himself half awake and naked inside a detached garage on a floor covered in blue tarp with a single fold out game table in corner pulling double duty as an anchor weight, the mildewed top strewn with booze, brick weed and a burlwood ashtray full of half crushed pills. Across the dim, single bulb lit tin can is partially torn down rusty 78 Ford Mustang with a dirty engine block hanging from a seemingly broken hoist, the harsh noise of 90s Swedish happy hardcore emanating from a small jbl speaker coated in ritz primer, the only identifying marker of its provenance being a gen 1 iPod connector.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 04, 2019, 10:48:49 PM
I’m so proud of Atra! Do you have a favorite Ru girl yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 05, 2019, 01:03:49 AM
lol at thinking your molly doesn't have meth in it  :juicy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 05, 2019, 01:18:18 AM
Quote from: Raist on May 31, 2019, 05:05:28 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 31, 2019, 03:19:49 PM
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.

(https://www.cardkingdom.com/images/magic-the-gathering/4th-edition/white-knight-14462-medium.jpg)


Ha ha, LOL, no: you're wrong. It's not white knighting, it's common courtesy not to corner someone in their place of work and make them uncomfortable.

Quote from: BikeJesus on May 31, 2019, 05:26:23 PM
(snip)
The chick I'm seeing picked me up at my workplace. While I would generally agree with your stance here, there is a difference between an employee being polite and flirting/sending signals. Of course this doesn't apply to people working for tips.
There's a power dynamic here that doesn't translate when flipped on its head. She can ask you out, you probably don't feel threatened. That's not commonly the case when men confront women with desire.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 05, 2019, 05:38:42 PM
I might have a date soon with that girl I made out with at the BDSM event.  :doge

Also, one of my gay friends wants to do acid with me this weekend.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 05, 2019, 06:54:58 PM
Sucking dick on acid :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 05, 2019, 06:59:24 PM
Atra gonna get pegged one way or another. :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2019, 07:26:30 PM
I have no clue how to react to this page
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 05, 2019, 07:48:13 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2019, 07:26:30 PM
I have no clue how to react to this page
Me too.

All about the having fun sexually (so long as it's safe and consensual) but drugs? I guess I'm too old, or too much a dad to be like "Yay!"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 05, 2019, 07:49:12 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 05, 2019, 07:48:13 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2019, 07:26:30 PM
I have no clue how to react to this page
Me too.

All about the having fun sexually (so long as it's safe and consensual) but drugs? I guess I'm too old, or too much a dad to be like "Yay!"
:whatisthis :oreilly
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 05, 2019, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: filler on June 05, 2019, 07:49:12 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 05, 2019, 07:48:13 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2019, 07:26:30 PM
I have no clue how to react to this page
Me too.

All about the having fun sexually (so long as it's safe and consensual) but drugs? I guess I'm too old, or too much a dad to be like "Yay!"
:whatisthis :oreilly
I feel like I should be asking to see some manager somewhere...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 05, 2019, 10:01:22 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2019, 07:26:30 PM
I have no clue how to react to this page

You should be inspired and come out. Now I’m only waiting on you, Arvie, and PD.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 05, 2019, 10:09:23 PM
Quote from: Esch on June 05, 2019, 06:56:43 PM
Gonna die laughing when you get dicked down to a four tet remix of Old Town Road
The other gay friend of mine is into Four Tet lol.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 05, 2019, 10:12:21 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 05, 2019, 07:48:13 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2019, 07:26:30 PM
I have no clue how to react to this page
Me too.

All about the having fun sexually (so long as it's safe and consensual) but drugs? I guess I'm too old, or too much a dad to be like "Yay!"
Sex + drugs is the fucking best lol  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 05, 2019, 10:50:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 05, 2019, 10:12:21 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 05, 2019, 07:48:13 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2019, 07:26:30 PM
I have no clue how to react to this page
Me too.

All about the having fun sexually (so long as it's safe and consensual) but drugs? I guess I'm too old, or too much a dad to be like "Yay!"
Sex + drugs is the fucking best lol  :doge

If there’s one drug you should be taking, get on PReP before your first circuit party.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 05, 2019, 10:56:24 PM
y'all about to scare him away before he even tastes a tip
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 05, 2019, 11:12:22 PM
Quote from: toku on June 05, 2019, 10:56:24 PM
y'all about to scare him away before he even tastes a tip

Scare him off? This is his destiny. This is what will make him happy. Jesus, I mean, he gives off Corey Haim Lost Boys vibes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 05, 2019, 11:13:26 PM
 :hump :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2019, 11:45:02 AM
For real. You’re one of the GOAT posters, PD.  You’re wasted on pussy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 06, 2019, 02:47:41 PM
Quote from: riotous on June 04, 2019, 09:24:06 PM
The fuck is an otter?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Sea_Otter_%28Enhydra_lutris%29_%2825169790524%29_crop.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 06, 2019, 02:50:43 PM
Quote from: chronovore on June 05, 2019, 01:18:18 AM
Quote from: Raist on May 31, 2019, 05:05:28 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 31, 2019, 03:19:49 PM
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.

(https://www.cardkingdom.com/images/magic-the-gathering/4th-edition/white-knight-14462-medium.jpg)


Ha ha, LOL, no: you're wrong. It's not white knighting, it's common courtesy not to corner someone in their place of work and make them uncomfortable.

There's obviously a right and a wrong way to do it.

What's the alternative, wait outside till they're done with their shift? I'm sure that would go down well too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 06, 2019, 02:58:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8ZSIlyo.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 06, 2019, 03:34:13 PM
Quote from: shosta on June 04, 2019, 09:38:29 PM
Combining step 2 (the date hypetrain) and step 6 (femme atra shitposting) in the Atra Cycle (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2507605#msg2507605) is original, yes, but

With the self-criticism that it's easy to judge someone reprogramming themselves after years of being brainwashed by people with imaginary friends, I love that the Cycle (TM) has endured the Bore's First Great Awakening. We're even getting what I believe to be Possum Girl posts again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 06, 2019, 03:41:40 PM
[redacted]/possum girl and I are good platonic friends now.  :doge

Also, I now believe she has two baby possums she’s currently rehabilitating.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on June 06, 2019, 05:47:05 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 06, 2019, 03:41:40 PM
[redacted]/possum girl and I are good platonic friends now.  :doge

Also, I now believe she has two baby possums she’s currently rehabilitating.

PICTURES!!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 06, 2019, 07:19:25 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on June 06, 2019, 05:47:05 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 06, 2019, 03:41:40 PM
[redacted]/possum girl and I are good platonic friends now.  :doge

Also, I now believe she has two baby possums she’s currently rehabilitating.

PICTURES!!!
https://imgur.com/a/IFW71JV
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 06, 2019, 07:22:28 PM
This was your chance to sneak in a dick pic. :pacspit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on June 06, 2019, 09:57:30 PM
Also was t sure if that meant she was preggo with your babies
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 06, 2019, 10:24:45 PM
I now get irritated seeing people talk about having sex with girls in this thread. This thread should now exist for the sole purpose of Atramental’s adventures with other dudes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on June 07, 2019, 06:16:57 AM
Baby possums  :heart :heart :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 07, 2019, 07:06:52 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 06, 2019, 10:24:45 PM
I now get irritated seeing people talk about having sex with girls in this thread. This thread should now exist for the sole purpose of Atramental’s adventures with other dudes
Pussy  :exxy

Bussy  :checkit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 07, 2019, 08:28:28 PM
i always knew you were a bit gay atra. the little time it takes for you to like my instagram posts is an easy giveaway, that you want my boy pussy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 07, 2019, 11:02:03 PM
btw, I’ll chip in five hundy for video of Atra getting his cherry popped.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 08, 2019, 11:10:22 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 05, 2019, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: filler on June 05, 2019, 07:49:12 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 05, 2019, 07:48:13 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2019, 07:26:30 PM
I have no clue how to react to this page
Me too.

All about the having fun sexually (so long as it's safe and consensual) but drugs? I guess I'm too old, or too much a dad to be like "Yay!"
:whatisthis :oreilly
I feel like I should be asking to see some manager somewhere...

The phrase would be "MODS HELP" except the mods are cheering from the bleachers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 09, 2019, 12:09:19 PM
^ same
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 09, 2019, 10:14:07 PM
atra, are you acid tripping yet or nah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 10, 2019, 05:04:46 PM
The weather and a bunch of other shit has been throwing plans astray.

But there’s a rave coming up soon this Saturday that a lot of people that I know are going to so... we’ll see where that goes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on June 14, 2019, 02:14:45 AM
Went to an E3 after party and met this smoking hot, punk rocker chick with huge tits. Things were going well, until she mentioned she was living with her "partner".

What the hell is a "partner"? I thought that referred to one's significant other, if they're the same sex/gender. But she also mentioned it was a guy, so I'm confused.

Anyway, the point is I didn't get laid, and thus marks an appropriate end for the most disappointing E3 in living memory.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 14, 2019, 02:26:10 AM
Some people use "partner" instead of SO - regardless of their sexual orientation.

Or he was her actual "partner", and you avoided getting drugged and waking up in a parking lot with a missing kidney.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 14, 2019, 02:59:18 AM
she meant like partner like howdy pardner 🤠
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 14, 2019, 03:05:56 AM
Maybe she meant partner like limited partner. :money

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 14, 2019, 11:51:36 AM
Gonna be doing molly AND lucy at the rave.

Will report back later lol...  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on June 14, 2019, 11:57:39 AM
it means she's an annoying person not worth dealing with
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 14, 2019, 11:58:20 AM
At this point I wouldn't be surprised to see a post "Hi guys, this is Possum girl, sadly Atra decided to fight a group of mountain lions with a possum, and well, he's dead. Just wanted to let you know."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 14, 2019, 12:02:40 PM
If that is what it takes in his quest for dick. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 14, 2019, 12:02:43 PM
is it that time of the week where riotous starts a fight with a random person for no reason
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 14, 2019, 12:03:49 PM
Quote from: shosta on June 14, 2019, 12:02:43 PM
is it that time of the week where riotous starts a fight with a random person for no reason

Probably will be talking about his dick again.   ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 14, 2019, 12:09:09 PM
Quote from: riotous on June 14, 2019, 12:01:12 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 14, 2019, 11:58:20 AM
At this point I wouldn't be surprised to see a post "Hi guys, this is Possum girl, sadly Atra decided to fight a group of mountain lions with a possum, and well, he's dead. Just wanted to let you know."

You sound like the brainwashed Christians I knew in high school afraid of pot.
What would your toast say? :wag
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 14, 2019, 02:19:38 PM
Yeah, this isn’t like super insane shit tbh.  :doge

There’s of course people that abuse acid and MDMA but I and my group of friends are no where near that level.

I’ve done my research, I get my shit tested, I know what to look out for/avoid etc and so do my friends. Who are all high functioning, intelligent people (some with very good jobs).

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 14, 2019, 02:43:12 PM
Jon Snow wasn't on insane shit when he stabbed Dany either. Look where he ended up!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 14, 2019, 02:50:07 PM
Naw just expect Puppy to post in a year or so when he starts doing the same drugs  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 14, 2019, 03:14:15 PM
(https://media.tenor.co/images/24bdf86d6391cf516029d192760d8487/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 14, 2019, 03:16:29 PM
I am not a drug person either, but I can see how they can help people deal with anxiety or just to have some fun. :trumps

I will still judge you of course, but silently.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 14, 2019, 03:21:40 PM
his daughter's in college, there's no one he has to be responsible for anymore
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 14, 2019, 03:28:37 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/415jHFKtwkL.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on June 14, 2019, 04:04:07 PM
Quote from: Kara on June 14, 2019, 03:05:56 AM
Maybe she meant partner like limited partner. :money

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To be clear, I didn't mean to imply that it's a bad thing or anything negative.  Just thought it was confusing cause I never heard it used in that case before.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 14, 2019, 04:18:22 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on June 14, 2019, 04:04:07 PM
Quote from: Kara on June 14, 2019, 03:05:56 AM
Maybe she meant partner like limited partner. :money

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To be clear, I didn't mean to imply that it's a bad thing or anything negative.  Just thought it was confusing cause I never heard it used in that case before.

I just read it as you being sheltered, not that you had some weird hangup. I've heard that for 6+ years, and not in super woke circles either.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 14, 2019, 11:46:35 PM
Are any of you into cuckold stuff?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 14, 2019, 11:49:25 PM
I don't think they call it that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 14, 2019, 11:54:17 PM
 :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 15, 2019, 12:09:35 AM
It auto corrected c u c k o l d to that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 15, 2019, 12:12:39 AM
find a BBC bull  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 15, 2019, 12:17:57 AM
Be safe and know yourself RahX. Like really know what you want breh before you go chasing waterfalls. Bless up. Godspeed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 15, 2019, 03:56:08 AM
Yeah it's probably not a good idea and not something I'd like in the end. It's also probably tied to my insecurities. I'm not sure whats wrong with me. It's pretty much just in my head that my girlfriend is'nt satisfied. I think maybe she'd enjoy someone else who can actually climax for her and/give her the creampie stuff she's talked about. I'm unsure if I'm actually as take charge and rough as she'd like me to be. And yes obviously my size. She says everything is fine, but the voice in my head says it's because she has nothing to compare it too.   

But I also haven't really been able to explore my sexuality before and what I like. And cuckolding is somewhat interesting, if only because it's something I think is probably bad and shouldn't do and that's oddly interesting.

But it's probably not something I should do as well it wold just feed into my insercuties and probably most of my interests is because it would give me ammo for my self sabotage.

Well other then that things seem ok.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 15, 2019, 03:58:27 AM
Rahx, if you're feeling insecure: let me be the one to fuck your girlfriend. This is a formal application. I will treat both of you right and my dick size is already publicized here. Money back guaranteed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 15, 2019, 04:08:21 AM
Ah, teens and their raging hormones. How endearing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 07:00:39 AM
Is a bisensual liberal really the right person for this job? You’re likely to end up putting on a show for your gf.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on June 15, 2019, 09:09:27 AM
Having someone else fuck your girl really seems like a great way to help your self esteem issues
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 15, 2019, 10:56:22 AM
If it's four porn stars with massive cocks simultaneously, maybe it could help tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 15, 2019, 11:54:40 AM
After being someone who used to be super down on themselves about their sex appeal & sexual abilities all I can say is that “self doubt/sabotage/dislike” is what’s ultimately unattractive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 15, 2019, 11:57:04 AM
I agree, never doubt yourself and how much you will enjoy seeing your slutty girlfriend get destroyed by BBC  :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 15, 2019, 12:16:12 PM
Unban Assimilate, but only allow him to post in this thread. I want to see what advice he’d have for rahx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 15, 2019, 12:44:50 PM
I think I speak for everyone when I say that we all want to help with your relationship. One at a time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 12:59:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 15, 2019, 11:54:40 AM
After being someone who used to be super down on themselves about their sex appeal & sexual abilities all I can say is that “self doubt/sabotage/dislike” is what’s ultimately unattractive.
Your journey isn’t done yet don’t be doling out insight until you smoke at least 3 poles :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 15, 2019, 01:00:44 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 12:59:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 15, 2019, 11:54:40 AM
After being someone who used to be super down on themselves about their sex appeal & sexual abilities all I can say is that “self doubt/sabotage/dislike” is what’s ultimately unattractive.
Your journey isn’t done yet don’t be doling out insight until you smoke at least 3 poles :ufup

BBC poles. I suggest watching one of the classic “Blacks on Boys” series before you party to get yourself pumped up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 15, 2019, 01:03:53 PM
atra hasn't even been spitroasted yet  :girlaff and he's outchea giving advice  :snob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 01:06:11 PM
TFW you’re straight and have done more gay shit than Mr. Bisexual  :foodcourt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2019, 01:07:30 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 01:06:11 PM
TFW you’re straight and have done more gay shit than Mr. Bisexual  :foodcourt

i have bad news for you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 01:07:41 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 15, 2019, 01:00:44 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 12:59:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 15, 2019, 11:54:40 AM
After being someone who used to be super down on themselves about their sex appeal & sexual abilities all I can say is that “self doubt/sabotage/dislike” is what’s ultimately unattractive.
Your journey isn’t done yet don’t be doling out insight until you smoke at least 3 poles :ufup

BBC poles. I suggest watching one of the classic “Blacks on Boys” series before you party to get yourself pumped up.
BBC anything is going to take a lot of Bob Jones University deprogramming. Boy ain’t ready.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Kara on June 15, 2019, 01:07:30 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 01:06:11 PM
TFW you’re straight and have done more gay shit than Mr. Bisexual  :foodcourt

i have bad news for you
This is straight erasure and I don’t stand for it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 15, 2019, 01:09:44 PM
fuck all this dumbass advice, get gangbanged with your girl. it'll bring you closer together  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 01:11:13 PM
tfw u and your girl’s sugar walls get stretched by the same urban sledgehammer :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 15, 2019, 01:13:41 PM
Just get her a strapon, she'll show you how it's done.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 15, 2019, 01:46:17 PM
Quote from: riotous on June 14, 2019, 03:36:23 PM
Exactly

I’m Spacey and Bis is Cooper.

:gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 15, 2019, 02:27:47 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 01:06:11 PM
TFW you’re straight and have done more gay shit than Mr. Bisexual  :foodcourt
:doge
 
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 15, 2019, 02:36:06 PM
 :juicy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 15, 2019, 02:37:18 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 15, 2019, 02:27:47 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 01:06:11 PM
TFW you’re straight and have done more gay shit than Mr. Bisexual  :foodcourt
:doge
 
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Who topped?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 15, 2019, 02:47:39 PM
 :pika

Spill!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 15, 2019, 03:58:59 PM
This season is crazy. niccas getting made into a giant dad and taking dick. Showrunners def. shaking things up.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 15, 2019, 04:26:24 PM
Yes, I guess it's a bad idea.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 04:29:47 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 15, 2019, 02:27:47 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 01:06:11 PM
TFW you’re straight and have done more gay shit than Mr. Bisexual  :foodcourt
:doge
 
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Image doesn’t work, your charges still stand  :nothot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 15, 2019, 04:34:26 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 15, 2019, 04:26:24 PM
Yes, I guess it's a bad idea.
:stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 15, 2019, 07:15:33 PM
All me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 15, 2019, 07:17:30 PM
I believe in you, rahx. convince her to breed black :drool

#teamrahx
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 15, 2019, 07:32:15 PM
Maybe the forum with gay subtext and bbc fascination wasn’t the best place to talk about this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 15, 2019, 07:44:20 PM
It’s literally the best place.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 15, 2019, 07:57:37 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 15, 2019, 07:32:15 PM
Maybe the forum with gay subtext and bbc fascination wasn’t the best place to talk about this.
::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 15, 2019, 08:52:48 PM
Well I mean to be honest this relationship is probably doomed to failure anyway. I’m kind of just waiting for that to happen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 15, 2019, 10:13:11 PM
Shutup.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2019, 01:41:40 PM
Well my own insecurities are one reason for thinking it’s going to end soon. We all know that I am a self saboteur with a predisposition for negativity. Which I’m trying to get better at. I believe my partner when she says their aren’t any problems and the sex is great. We’ve talked about and been communicative about stuff.

But I still have my own issues with not being able to cum and am always worried about my size.

But since this is also my first relationship I’m really unsure what to expect and what to want. My girlfriend still is not big on “doing things” and is terrible at planning. I like to do stuff and make plans. I like to go to the movies, go out to activities, and go to bars. Movies are pretty much a no go with her and the other stuff takes a bit of a push. Maybe I want someone I can just randomly say hey you want to go to the book store? She’s not down for that kind of the thing.

But I am also a homebody and obviously like to play games. And so does she and she’s tolerant of that kind of nerdy stuff.

I don’t know if I wanted a gf that I did everything with, but I see my friends snapchats and Facebook pictures of them with their gfs doing plenty of things and always being together. And I wonder if that’s what I want? I can’t even post pictures of us on my Facebook and really what we mostly do is sex, play video games, and just hang out.

But I mean those are all really fun. When we together I feel very comfortable, something I’ve achieved with few people. And I like the moments we are together a lot.

And I also think that kind of gf is not what I want. I don’t want to spend every moment with her. I like to do my own thing and have my own space. I go see movies with my good male friend. So I also think I have someone who matches my style, I’m just overthinking about things I see and think I want.

But there’s also the fact that this is going to turn into a long distance relationship soon. She’s moving for her job. Last time we talked it was basically that she wanted this to continue, she sees a future with me and us living together. I’ve raised my concerns about her finding someone else and she’s said that’s not going to happen.

But I don’t know. I love her, but I also don’t know about relationships in general. I’ve also seen other women I’m attracted too. Which is normal, but I also have no desire to look for anyone else.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 16, 2019, 01:48:14 PM
Don't ever base your relationship off of what you see on social media. A small percentage of your friends are cataloguing the small percentage of activities they do. Putting all of that side by side makes it look like the whole world is happier than you are, which is not true. Everyone is miserable.

The truth is, in life, you get like, two, maybe three chances to be pretty content with a person who wants to fuck you on the regular and who doesn't irritate the living fuck out of you. Just be happy with what you've got. What you should do with this relationship is keep tweaking the formula and working on things. Absolutely force her to go with you to certain things and offer to do something for her in return. Or just go out without her. Since you said you don't want to spend every moment with her, it doesn't matter if you do stuff without her as long as you give her attention, too. Find an equilibrium.

You've just said you love her - focus on that. Get married and put some kids in this woman.

Also, sorry about the long distance relationship coming up. On the bright side, maybe the distance will make you appreciate what you have much more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 16, 2019, 01:51:21 PM
stop watching porn and jacking off
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 16, 2019, 01:51:42 PM
unless you're watching blacked raw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2019, 02:17:03 PM
Im a dogfart man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2019, 03:05:34 PM
I mean they are pretty trashy interracial porn. Racism subtext and everything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 16, 2019, 04:34:53 PM
Thier videos with the confederate flag with a bunch of white dudes cumming on a black girl's face are pretty good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 16, 2019, 04:59:36 PM
 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on June 16, 2019, 06:11:30 PM
Quote from: shosta on June 16, 2019, 01:48:14 PM

The truth is, in life, you get like, two, maybe three chances to be pretty content with a person who wants to fuck you on the regular and who doesn't irritate the living fuck out of you.


Bullshit detected
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 17, 2019, 12:23:12 PM
How do you meet gay or trans people in Saudi Arabia? 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 17, 2019, 12:28:44 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on June 17, 2019, 12:24:27 PM
Grindr and Scruff work here, so it wasn't all that hard.

I guess it‘s the reputation of the country that has me kinda surprised. Saudi Arabia is always displayed as a totalitarian police state with absolutely no tolerance for anything deviating from conservative Islam and I know kinda nothing about everyday life there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 17, 2019, 12:30:07 PM
I'm starting to feel like the single 4chan poster on the planet who thought all the racism on the site was just ironic...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 17, 2019, 12:35:40 PM
Quote from: Kara on June 17, 2019, 12:30:07 PM
I'm starting to feel like the single 4chan poster on the planet who thought all the racism on the site was just ironic...

Maybe I worded something clumsily, but I don‘t see what‘s controversial about saying that Saudi Arabia has the reputation of a totalitarian police state?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 17, 2019, 12:41:17 PM
I meant in the sense that all the gay subtext posted here over the years was actually not ironic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 17, 2019, 12:42:17 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on June 17, 2019, 12:46:17 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on June 17, 2019, 12:20:39 PM
Thought since it's been a minute I'd talk about something I've been doing in private.

So I banged a few dudes and it really wasn't anything I'd write home about. Was curious about it for years so gave it a shot, a couple of guys of different types but it just wasn't all that to me, the girls I banged in between were much more fun and I guess the old adage "you don't know you're bi till you try" rings true cause I've tried and nope, not my thing.

I did discover that I enjoy the company of transwomen though. Had an experience a loooooong time ago that wasn't the best so i wrote it off since then but met this knockout who was some of the best sex I ever had.

And before anyone asks I never bottomed. I have a health condition that doesn't really allow that.

All this said I'm glad Atra came out and has been enjoying it. I'm very sex positive and hope you have all the dicks and pussies you could want.

nice fake post. i'd sooner believe atra's fake homosexuality than this nonsense
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 17, 2019, 12:56:09 PM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on June 16, 2019, 04:34:53 PM
Thier videos with the confederate flag with a bunch of white dudes cumming on a black girl's face are pretty good.
I tried to post some of this in the porn thread and the autisty puritan mods deleted it  :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 17, 2019, 01:12:57 PM
TIMU gets atra‘s dickpics and knew about Wrath‘s leanings.
 
Life isn‘t fair. :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on June 17, 2019, 01:17:27 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on June 17, 2019, 12:50:08 PM
Quote from: demi on June 17, 2019, 12:46:17 PM
nice fake post. i'd sooner believe atra's fake homosexuality than this nonsense

I really should have hit you up when I was pushing 240 pounds.

its all good, lots of fat arabs on pornhub/xtube anyway. like, a lot. nothing but fat people and gay sex over there. oil princes be wildin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 17, 2019, 01:39:08 PM
Like I said in a previous post the bi thing for me is 70% into girls and 30% into certain guys. And sometimes those percentages fluctuate.

And most of my other bi friends can attest that they have different levels of attraction as well.

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:doge

edit: be a sexual deviant brehs 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on June 17, 2019, 05:54:41 PM
Gaaaaaaay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 17, 2019, 06:27:11 PM
It's not gay to kiss your homies goodnight.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 17, 2019, 06:33:37 PM
I bet “banged a few dudes” means “rooted an entire soccer team.”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 17, 2019, 06:55:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZXRV4MezEw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 17, 2019, 06:57:49 PM
This page is demonic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 17, 2019, 07:12:56 PM
Quote from: Glen on June 17, 2019, 06:37:43 PM
I texted my recent ex yesterday, ostensibly about the Anthony Davis trade, as she works on that Ball family reality show. She replied, and we had a brief but decently friendly exchange, but it was a stupid thing to do. I don't know what I was even hoping for. If anything I feel worse now.

Never again.

I'm not saying this to give you any false hope, but if you didn't feel like shit afterwards it'd be a bad sign unless the sign you were looking for was "I was in a relationship with someone I didn't care about."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 18, 2019, 09:22:30 AM
Is there any way to pull thread stats?

I want to test my hypothesis of postcount to increased deviant sexuality correlation
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 19, 2019, 11:04:44 PM
Well it ended today. The reason was my obvious lack of confidence with the relationship. Which I guess I can't really argue against.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 19, 2019, 11:13:46 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/U1BpVHA.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 19, 2019, 11:15:23 PM
WTF; you ruined a perfectly fine relationship because of......what exactly?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 19, 2019, 11:17:20 PM
he couldn't creampie the bih, but wouldn't give up porn and jerking teh cock either. poor girl just couldn't compete with BBC vids :sigh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 19, 2019, 11:20:09 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on June 19, 2019, 11:15:23 PM
WTF; you ruined a perfectly fine relationship because of......what exactly?
I think she just got tired of his insecurities.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 19, 2019, 11:22:00 PM
Quote from: shosta on June 19, 2019, 11:20:09 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on June 19, 2019, 11:15:23 PM
WTF; you ruined a perfectly fine relationship because of......what exactly?
I think she just got tired of his insecurities.
Yes and she's moving away anyway so her choice makes sense.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 19, 2019, 11:24:56 PM
Edit: nvm.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 19, 2019, 11:41:55 PM
Quote from: filler on June 19, 2019, 11:17:20 PM
he couldn't creampie the bih

(https://i.imgur.com/DXjRd93.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 20, 2019, 12:03:28 AM
Well it's not a big deal. It was bound to happen and even had it not happen I doubt we would have survived a long distance relationship. She was bound to find someone out there with less hang ups. Its somewhat better that it happen now instead of me wondering when it was going to happen and then her telling me she's found someone else.

It was an ok experience. I'm not really intersted in another one right now obviously. I don't think I'm ready for them at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 20, 2019, 12:13:43 AM
Porn is the the thing thats going to make this bearable. The next lay could be months or years.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 20, 2019, 12:17:35 AM
rahx, you a crackhead for porn and jacking teh cock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 20, 2019, 12:23:35 AM
on the bright side, now you are free to go gay  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 20, 2019, 12:27:25 AM
Quote from: filler on June 20, 2019, 12:17:35 AM
rahx, you a crackhead for porn and jacking teh cock
I mean that's true. It's pretty hard to stop and it's probably destroyed me penis forever. Or rather thats what it feels like.

I had toned it down recently. Maybe one or two times a week. And my sex life had improved. Sex was actually getting really good recently and I think yesterday I had actually given her a creampie or at least really close. But I guess today was just the end of my insercuties bleeding into my life I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 20, 2019, 12:28:45 AM
Quote from: filler on June 20, 2019, 12:23:35 AM
on the bright side, now you are free to go gay  :rejoice
No. I can tell men are attractive, but men don't sexually arouse me.

The cuckold stuff was coming from my fucked up mind.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 20, 2019, 12:36:13 AM
Sorry about the break up, Rah.

On being bi. I like 90% men, 10% women. Women are sexy but I mostly just want to fuck them. I'm more attracted to men and pursue male partners for the most part. That said, it doesn't make some days any less confusing. Like I'll see a woman I'm really into but I won't push forward anymore because I know that it might turn out badly since I know I don't have the dedication to women that I do men.

In other words...

(https://i.imgur.com/zIF18P4.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 20, 2019, 01:07:35 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 20, 2019, 12:28:45 AM
Quote from: filler on June 20, 2019, 12:23:35 AM
on the bright side, now you are free to go gay  :rejoice
No. I can tell men are attractive, but men don't sexually arouse me.

The giant dadold stuff was coming from my fucked up mind.
You sound like 2017 atramental
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 20, 2019, 01:07:52 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 20, 2019, 01:48:24 AM
Well this really sucks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 20, 2019, 04:59:12 AM
Beps, you've still got time. First off you don't even look close to 40, presumably because your parents gave you some amazing genes, and second of all, to be crass, for men at your income bracket it's really never too late. Your serendipitous encounter will happen, I believe in you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 20, 2019, 05:57:07 AM
Quote from: Atramental on June 17, 2019, 01:39:08 PM
Like I said in a previous post the bi thing for me is 70% into girls and 30% into certain guys. And sometimes those percentages fluctuate.

And most of my other bi friends can attest that they have different levels of attraction as well.

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:doge

edit: be a sexual deviant brehs

Give it time, you’ll end up flipping to 70% dudes/30% chicks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 20, 2019, 06:21:14 AM
Beps that sucks and dating sucks

I never really dated and really dunno how its done

Just had 2, 2 year relationships and the 3rd one is my wife. All girls/women I met irl at school/work.

Online dating seems horrible to me and way too analytical

Big respect for you for keeping at it man!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 20, 2019, 09:06:44 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 20, 2019, 05:57:07 AM
Quote from: Atramental on June 17, 2019, 01:39:08 PM
Like I said in a previous post the bi thing for me is 70% into girls and 30% into certain guys. And sometimes those percentages fluctuate.

And most of my other bi friends can attest that they have different levels of attraction as well.

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:doge

edit: be a sexual deviant brehs

Give it time, you’ll end up flipping to 70% dudes/30% chicks

IMO his kinsey scale will probably remain mostly the same, but in terms of action it'll end up being like 80% dudes and 20% chicks. Because gays are sluts and the culture celebrates it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 20, 2019, 09:37:23 AM
I dread trying online dating again. It was a relief to not deal with those apps. There’s got to be a better way. If I learned anything, it’s that I have no idea what I want. Reading a little profile blurb and some pics is not going to really help me filter what I’m looking for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 20, 2019, 10:46:08 AM
Quote from: riotous on June 20, 2019, 09:17:41 AM
Last time I went to a gay club we were in line outside chatting with a guy and while standing there for less than 20 minutes he had like 5-6 different guys walk by and say hi and make out with him and ask him when they were gonna "hang out" again lol
Yeah, I’ve made out with 4 guys this month and only 1 gal so far.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 20, 2019, 11:50:34 AM
Quote from: Atramental on June 20, 2019, 10:46:08 AM
Quote from: riotous on June 20, 2019, 09:17:41 AM
Last time I went to a gay club we were in line outside chatting with a guy and while standing there for less than 20 minutes he had like 5-6 different guys walk by and say hi and make out with him and ask him when they were gonna "hang out" again lol
Yeah, I’ve made out with 4 guys this month and only 1 gal so far.  :doge
Still no dick tho  :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 20, 2019, 12:15:06 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 20, 2019, 11:50:34 AM
Quote from: Atramental on June 20, 2019, 10:46:08 AM
Quote from: riotous on June 20, 2019, 09:17:41 AM
Last time I went to a gay club we were in line outside chatting with a guy and while standing there for less than 20 minutes he had like 5-6 different guys walk by and say hi and make out with him and ask him when they were gonna "hang out" again lol
Yeah, I’ve made out with 4 guys this month and only 1 gal so far.  :doge
Still no dick tho  :gurl
A gentleman doesn’t get dick and tell. :snob

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 20, 2019, 01:07:10 PM
Atra has posted tons of Tinder stuff so it was very on brand for him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 20, 2019, 01:08:26 PM
To bring this to a more interesting topic: I'm actually elated for my brother's first real relationship but I'm not looking forward to his first real heartbreak. He's a really, really squishy kid, and I don't think he's learned that all love falls apart and takes a piece of you with it at the end.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 20, 2019, 01:14:44 PM
Just in case if everyone forgot: I still do live in fucking Conservative Christian Jesus Land where people still frown on anything that isn’t heterosexual and monogamous.

I need to be much more cautious about this shit for various reasons.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 20, 2019, 01:42:25 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 20, 2019, 09:06:44 AM
in terms of action it'll end up being like 80% dudes and 20% chicks.

Quote from: Atramental on June 20, 2019, 10:46:08 AM
Yeah, I’ve made out with 4 guys this month and only 1 gal so far.  :doge

I should start gambling more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 20, 2019, 01:43:45 PM
We just wanna know if someone came in your butt, don’t freak out, jeez
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 20, 2019, 01:44:52 PM
Wrath is out there banging dudes in Saudi Arabia and you're worried about how people react in the Bible Belt. :gurl

What I am saying is: You and Wrath should fuck :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 20, 2019, 01:45:16 PM
Wrath is bi now too?????

Did my DVR not catch this whole subplot, wtf.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 20, 2019, 01:48:40 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on June 20, 2019, 01:47:14 PM
More like experimented but came away not feeling it.

Damn you're pulling ahead of me, guess I gotta do something with a chick now.  >:(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 20, 2019, 01:50:52 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 20, 2019, 01:14:44 PM
Just in case if everyone forgot: I still do live in fucking Conservative Christian Jesus Land where people still frown on anything that isn’t heterosexual and monogamous.

I need to be much more cautious about this shit for various reasons.


... like posting a pic of you with another dude in bed, cuddling up to each other...?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on June 20, 2019, 01:51:09 PM
Quote from: Esch on June 20, 2019, 01:41:31 PM
Amazing, your overshare was questioned from a perspective of the harm it may cause others and you looped it back around to yourself. :dead

That is amazing
My full face was in the pic, not his.

That’s why I’m a bit touchy about this.

Also, I really need to step away from this thread again and just live my life.

And yes I’m immature. I was forced to be mature from an early age and now that I’m no longer suppressing myself it’s coming out in all sorts of unhealthy ways.

As I have stated before my childhood, teenage years, and adolescence were consumed by school, work, and religion. I’m basically teaching myself now how to have fun and be social because I was deprived of that shit for years.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 20, 2019, 01:52:23 PM
It’s our life now  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 20, 2019, 02:52:16 PM
I say experiment with what you're attracted to. Attraction is key.

When I was a teen it scared me that when I found some men attractive or when watched porn I was most attracted to the penis. The only reason I ever "experimented" was because I had those longings to begin with.

If you're not into women, don't push too far. No need to force anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 20, 2019, 09:35:56 PM
Quote from: shosta on June 20, 2019, 01:08:26 PM
To bring this to a more interesting topic: I'm actually elated for my brother's first real relationship but I'm not looking forward to his first real heartbreak. He's a really, really squishy kid, and I don't think he's learned that all love falls apart and takes a piece of you with it at the end.
So, he's back from school because he graduated, and man, he already looks so depressed. Very mopey. I'd expect this from a highschooler, but a college grad?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 21, 2019, 09:21:50 PM
-Edit nvm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 21, 2019, 09:32:05 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 20, 2019, 12:03:28 AM
Well it's not a big deal. It was bound to happen and even had it not happen I doubt we would have survived a long distance relationship. She was bound to find someone out there with less hang ups. Its somewhat better that it happen now instead of me wondering when it was going to happen and then her telling me she's found someone else.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 21, 2019, 09:34:44 PM
Well I am a pos that can't figure out their shit.

Nvm. I don't want to talk about this here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 21, 2019, 09:58:55 PM
The way you talk about and more importantly think about yourself, matters.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 21, 2019, 10:01:22 PM
love you, rahx breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 22, 2019, 03:42:22 AM
Quote from: toku on June 21, 2019, 09:58:55 PM
The way you talk about and more importantly think about yourself, matters.
Well I guess your right.

I just don't know how in a matter of days go from "I love you and I see us together" to " We are done" all with little enthusiasm and explanation. And to be honest for no real reason, there wasn't a big incident.

And now I feel like I'm not going to get any resolution.

How could you do that to someone you supposedly cared about because they were annoying one day?

I just feel mad, lied too, and betrayed. All so randomly and out of nowhere. The Monday of this week was amazing and now this..

I'm very frustrated. I mean tonight she messaged me and did'nt say much beyond asking "did you go out ". Like what is the fucking point? You tell me it's over, why message me? And she acts like none of this has bothered her.

Man I hate relationships. I don't think this is going to help my trust issues at all lol.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 22, 2019, 11:40:36 AM
this is what happens when you talk bad about nintendo!


all joking aside, this is how it goes sometimes. other people's logic does not always line up with our own. it's likely her reasoning for the break up has not much to do with you. either way, call her up and tell her you want that pussy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 22, 2019, 04:51:09 PM
Well we meet up and talked today and well things are fine. We aren't broken up. She was just stressed because there's a lot going on right now and maybe also the change in her medication has given her a constant headache. Also I was slightly annoying.

So thats good news.

Bad news is though I really need to work on my confidence. I talked to my mother and she may be willing to pay for a doctor. But it just seems hard to find one that I can build a rapport with. I don't even know where you start are sus that out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 22, 2019, 06:45:13 PM
We're all rooting for you, rahx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 22, 2019, 06:46:00 PM
send her a text saying you want to dick her down so hard the molemen make noise complaints
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: eleuin on June 27, 2019, 03:17:22 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/c2i8t9/im_a_straight_man_who_got_head_from_my_gay_friend  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 27, 2019, 03:25:11 PM
Atra abandoned us for reddit?

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J/k, hope you're living your best life.  :-*
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 27, 2019, 03:26:49 PM
Quote
What video games did you play ?

First reply

:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 30, 2019, 12:24:07 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 15, 2019, 03:56:08 AM
Yeah it's probably not a good idea and not something I'd like in the end. It's also probably tied to my insecurities. I'm not sure whats wrong with me. It's pretty much just in my head that my girlfriend is'nt satisfied. I think maybe she'd enjoy someone else who can actually climax for her and/give her the creampie stuff she's talked about. I'm unsure if I'm actually as take charge and rough as she'd like me to be. And yes obviously my size. She says everything is fine, but the voice in my head says it's because she has nothing to compare it too.   

But I also haven't really been able to explore my sexuality before and what I like. And giant dadolding is somewhat interesting, if only because it's something I think is probably bad and shouldn't do and that's oddly interesting.

But it's probably not something I should do as well it wold just feed into my insercuties and probably most of my interests is because it would give me ammo for my self sabotage.

Well other then that things seem ok.

(https://i.imgur.com/B9ShLke.gif)

This is the content I'm here for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 01:45:55 AM
What’s that mean?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 30, 2019, 02:04:13 AM
It's a gif of a porn star who has dabbled in cuckold porn, and an acknowledgement that while I don't watch that shit...I enjoy reading the articles your posts about this. How many inches are you, and what is your stoke game like? Maybe I can help you with some general advice.

Regardless of inches or stroke though...are you eating her out? If you feel your dick game isn't up to par it's essential that you become a pussy eating master. I've posted multiple guides for eating pussy, I'm sure you've seen them.

And if you're having trouble finishing...stop watching porn. Your hand is stronger than any pussy you're capable of bagging. You have to re-calibrate your dick, and the pressure it requires to bust. Another thing I'd suggest: let her jerk you off during sex. It'll be like nicotine, for your dick. This way you wane yourself off masturbating and still bust a nut.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 03:01:31 AM
Dude I know who Shane Diesel is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 03:28:56 AM
There’s no need for advice for this one. Im so annoyed of this chick now. I can’t wait for her to move.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 04:01:59 AM
No I’m starting to actually really dislike this girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 30, 2019, 04:05:46 AM
Which stage of grief is this? Denial?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 04:15:24 AM
What defense mechanism? From what?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 30, 2019, 11:06:27 AM
Stop being a coward and eat her pussy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 30, 2019, 11:11:15 AM
he got a cute white gyal with thicc thighs/ass and all she wants is a cream pie. poor girl needs some BBC love
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 30, 2019, 11:15:54 AM
Hey PD, I watched a BBC-on-tiny-Asian-cool young dude vid last night and thought about you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 11:17:48 AM
First of all, fuck you I’m not a coward. A coward dosent come and admit they are a fuck up and have problems.

Second, she does not want that because of her issues. Something like that she claims will give her a yeast infection.

* que mocking comments about how she’s lying to me har har*

My issue has not been stroke game or whatever bullshit. It is not satisfying her. She is satisfied. My stroke game is fine. I have video evidence whatever.

My problems are my mind, my porn “addiction”/habit whatever, and honestly if it’s even worth continuing with this girl.

I like her, really like her. But she pissed me off last night on a night where I tried my hardest to accommodate her. And she will blame me for everything while taking no responsibility that maybe she was drunk or just a bit to over her self and wrong in going in on me for no other reason that I decided to be quiet so that I wouldn’t say something stupid. And I don’t deserve to be treated like that.

So unless I get some semblance of an apology, I may need to get out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 30, 2019, 11:25:39 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 11:17:48 AM
First of all, fuck you I’m not a coward. A coward dosent come and admit they are a fuck up and have problems.

Second, she does not want that because of her issues. Something like that she claims will give her a yeast infection.

* que mocking comments about how she’s lying to me har har*

My issue has not been stroke game or whatever bullshit. It is not satisfying her. She is satisfied. My stroke game is fine. I have video evidence whatever.

My problems are my mind, my porn “addiction”/habit whatever, and honestly if it’s even worth continuing with this girl.

I like her, really like her. But she pissed me off last night on a night where I tried my hardest to accommodate her. And she will blame me for everything while taking no responsibility that maybe she was drunk or just a bit to over her self and wrong in going in on me for no other reason that I decided to be quiet so that I wouldn’t say something stupid.

 :obama
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 30, 2019, 11:26:21 AM
We need to see this “video evidence” before we can offer further diagnosis.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on June 30, 2019, 11:33:09 AM
Oh god pls don't ever share that video with anyone, that would be some weak shit. Unless of course the girl is fine with it, but somehow I doubt it.

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You can post a vid of you jacking it to please the bire tho
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 11:36:44 AM
Yeah, of course not.

I don’t want to be further mocked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 11:40:04 AM
Whatever I don’t care.

Here’s something bore. Go ahead make fun of me.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on June 30, 2019, 11:40:47 AM
 :noooo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 30, 2019, 11:42:48 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 11:40:04 AM
Whatever I don’t care.

Here’s something bore. Go ahead make fun of me.
:drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 30, 2019, 11:44:51 AM
nice hog, breh  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 30, 2019, 11:48:06 AM
 :cornette
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 30, 2019, 11:51:01 AM
hearing rahx moan while some big titty slut sucks the hog  :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 11:53:36 AM
I don’t even give a shit anymore. All I tried to do was make sure a girl I care for a lot and my friends had a decent night out. I tried to learn from my mistakes and realize hey when things are getting a little tense just shut up.

And all it blew up in my face.

I try and be a decent person here and I just get even angrier.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 30, 2019, 11:55:03 AM
The writing for this Bire season is worst than GoT S8  :rogan

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I mean good for you dude, you've had a lot progress over the years. You don't have to prove anything to anyone, at least not to randos on a board or the whole world.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on June 30, 2019, 11:57:40 AM
Welp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 11:59:51 AM
My GoTs character is probably Joffrey.

And I am not tired.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 30, 2019, 12:03:45 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohs7KViF6rA4aan5u/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 30, 2019, 12:05:57 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6TSLnVd.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 30, 2019, 12:09:00 PM
This thread made rahx seriously consider a cuckold lifestyle and succeeded in making him post homemade pornography.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 30, 2019, 12:10:30 PM
And here I thought cyberdeath by Holodomor wouldn't be topped.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 30, 2019, 12:11:28 PM
I think people here want you to be happy, but this always takes a backseat to the cheap laughs.
I don’t think you should play along if you can’t distinguish serious advice from this board‘s collective bbc fetish.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 30, 2019, 12:12:05 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on June 30, 2019, 12:09:00 PM
This thread made rahx seriously consider a giant dadold lifestyle and succeeded in making him post homemade pornography.




He didn’t need much convincing!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 30, 2019, 12:28:30 PM
Quote from: filler on June 30, 2019, 11:44:51 AM
nice hog, breh  :heart

This is obviously not them :lol

Unless I missed something and this is a completely new girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 30, 2019, 12:32:40 PM
Rahx... do you have any vids of Rachel?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 30, 2019, 12:40:33 PM
Quote from: Raist on June 30, 2019, 12:28:30 PM
Quote from: filler on June 30, 2019, 11:44:51 AM
nice hog, breh  :heart

This is obviously not them :lol

Unless I missed something and this is a completely new girl.

Phew, for a minute there I thought I was going to have to start showing Rahx some respect.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 30, 2019, 12:41:40 PM
It's him, it's just the black chick that gave him a bj before he started seeing this girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 30, 2019, 12:44:17 PM
So revenge porning some random hookup is cool here, yet Cream is banned?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 30, 2019, 12:48:42 PM
She wanted to make that to post online. It’s years old,I never did because I’d rather not be mocked. People mock even pornstar dicks in the pornhub comment section. What hope do I have?

But I don’t care anymore, because who gives a shit? I can’t do anything right anyway. Try to please a girl and I just fuck up more. Besides my penis hardly works anyway.

I won’t post anything of my current gf because well she wouldn’t want that.

Should have just stayed home and played ShadowBringers
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on June 30, 2019, 12:55:00 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on June 30, 2019, 12:11:28 PM
I think people here want you to be happy, but this always takes a backseat to the cheap laughs.
I don’t think you should play along if you can’t distinguish serious advice from this board‘s collective bbc fetish.

Yeah me saying don't post videos of the girlfriend without her consent was because I thought he might just do it when someone eggs him on for laughs, and my spoilered comment to post a video of just him was because I thought nahh, of course he wouldn't really post anything, let's make a dick pic joke :doge

But for what it's worth Rahx, your dick seems like a good size so I wouldn't worry about it. Give up the porn and it'll work better too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 30, 2019, 01:00:28 PM
Just because she was OK with it in the abstract at some point doesn't mean you got a blanket permission to just post it. Especially in this kind of context. You should IMHO take the video down. If not for her, do it for you. I can assure you it's not needed.

Dude everyone has a weird penis. Unless it's legit micro or a spiral it's not delibitating.  That even porn stars with gigantic dongs get jeered in comments should be the hint that you shouldn't take porn comments too seriously (or porn for that matter).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 30, 2019, 01:03:26 PM
Ok, the more important thing is

Rahx, when you went out with Rachel that night, do you think maybe you hung back a little too much? Are you sure you didn't embarrass her that way? Is it possible the reason she doesn't like going out when you ask is because she just doesn't like going out with you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 30, 2019, 01:28:52 PM
Yo I appreciate the free porn but what does having your dick sucked have to do with your stroke game?

E: it is a nice hog tho 👍🏻
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 30, 2019, 01:47:54 PM
Here’s hoping this ushers in a new era of bire amateur porn
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 30, 2019, 02:03:03 PM
Have to give props to rahx for doing what the coward “bisexual” atra is to weak to do.

:respect
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 30, 2019, 02:03:45 PM
I think this is the third bore dick I’ve seen if we’re counting former members  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 30, 2019, 02:04:28 PM
Quote from: Esch on June 30, 2019, 11:51:58 AM
:dead not watching,
:gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 30, 2019, 02:40:45 PM
I watched it. Nice work, bryh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 30, 2019, 02:56:00 PM
I didn't expect that to work.

Atra, you're a coward too.


















(https://i.imgur.com/TBQ3Tii.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on June 30, 2019, 03:15:43 PM
Dufus is also a coward.
















 :putin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 30, 2019, 03:37:59 PM
This thread suddenly went places brehs  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 30, 2019, 04:34:53 PM
Atra somewhere rn with a gaped third eye wondering all of a sudden why darkness has leaked into his awareness

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 30, 2019, 04:38:30 PM
his third eye is gaped, alright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 30, 2019, 04:42:45 PM
before if you had asked me if I would like to see rahx's hog  :larry


now that I've seen rahx's hog  :asuka
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on June 30, 2019, 05:29:51 PM
Quality Bore hog right there  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 30, 2019, 05:44:24 PM
Is filler a coward? :thinking

I hope not :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on June 30, 2019, 05:46:25 PM
How is Atra going to one up the rest of the thread (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_vs._100_(American_game_show)) now? :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 30, 2019, 09:19:33 PM
Icon Rahx
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 30, 2019, 09:26:36 PM
Ban atra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 30, 2019, 09:34:36 PM
I can’t believe it’s still up. Maybe this has been what’s wrong with rahx all these years. Maybe he’s been a dirty little exhibitionist all these years and he never realized it. Maybe he needs to try sex in public or exposing himself to someone else without their permission.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 30, 2019, 10:35:44 PM
RahX thought he might be a c u c k turns out he was a bull all along
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 30, 2019, 10:45:02 PM
maybe rahx can't cum unless we're watching  :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on June 30, 2019, 10:47:10 PM
Quote from: filler on June 30, 2019, 10:45:02 PM
maybe rahx can't cum unless we're watching  :thinking

He’d better post more, then.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 01, 2019, 01:02:04 AM
Quote from: Kara on June 30, 2019, 05:46:25 PM
How is Atra going to one up the rest of the thread (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_vs._100_(American_game_show)) now? :shaq
Newly surfaced footage of atra away from the bire, busy hitting the gym
https://twitter.com/LadyBeastB/status/1144786642605084672
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 01, 2019, 06:53:40 AM
This has been a pretty odd weekend. I have a lot to say and explain.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2019, 07:31:22 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 01, 2019, 06:53:40 AM
This has been a pretty odd weekend. I have a lot to say and explain.

If it makes you feel better, you can post a video of you jerking off and we can tell you how to improve your technique and lessen that death grip.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 01, 2019, 07:53:45 AM
Crowdsourced jerk tech  :o
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2019, 08:33:01 AM
Come on, rahx. I just took a shit so bad that I sprayed puke all over my bathroom. I need another video. To help you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on July 01, 2019, 09:00:00 AM
I edited out the links but I'm sure everyone here downloaded it so whatever

Anyway it wasn't that impressive. I've seen better
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2019, 09:16:18 AM
I’m sure kiwifarms trolls have already uploaded it to every amateur site on the net by now anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on July 01, 2019, 10:48:28 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 30, 2019, 01:47:54 PM
Here’s hoping this ushers in a new era of bire amateur porn

I see yall forgot about the original bore amatuer porn - Tiesto
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2019, 11:07:41 AM
Quote from: demi on July 01, 2019, 10:48:28 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 30, 2019, 01:47:54 PM
Here’s hoping this ushers in a new era of bire amateur porn

I see yall forgot about the original bore amatuer porn - Tiesto

I missed this. What was it?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 01, 2019, 11:43:00 AM
Quote from: toku on June 30, 2019, 04:34:53 PM
Atra somewhere rn with a gaped third eye wondering all of a sudden why darkness has leaked into his awareness
My last trip, for a long while, was this weekend.

I was with my group of friends and we were doing a group tarot card reading.

I drew the eight of pentacles (https://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-pentacles/eight-of-pentacles/) which only reconfirmed that I should be dedicating my life to my art/creative pursuits.  :doge

Once I do, everything else in my life will begin falling into place.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2019, 11:55:26 AM
Why was it your last trip for a while?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 01, 2019, 12:00:34 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2019, 11:55:26 AM
Why was it your last trip for a while?
-The guy I get my psychedelics from has gone silent
-My brain/mind needs a break
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 01, 2019, 05:32:05 PM
Well, I'm single. It was great while it lasted but apparently that spark of something more didn't come, regardless of the affinities we have
 I was wondering for last two weeks if we needed to have a talk about what next, I guess the lesson ever retold is to trust your instincts about those things. It was an incredibly comfy (maybe too comfy, if it make sense) relationship and one that I found super gratifying and I hope she'll still be a regular part of my life as a friend after some breathing room.

Onwards to new adventures.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 01, 2019, 05:51:47 PM
holy shit what did I miss
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on July 01, 2019, 06:03:28 PM
It was the best (and only) bore hog I've ever seen  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 01, 2019, 06:18:39 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on July 01, 2019, 06:03:28 PM
It was the best (and only) bore hog I've ever seen  :-[

It's a matter of time before we see Filler's I think.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on July 01, 2019, 06:22:41 PM
It would be a pretty good way for Dufus to get some serious likes too  :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2019, 06:25:49 PM
Quote from: toku on July 01, 2019, 06:18:39 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on July 01, 2019, 06:03:28 PM
It was the best (and only) bore hog I've ever seen  :-[

It's a matter of time before we see Filler's I think.

I think we’ll see Rahx’s again. We just have to catch him in the right worked-up, impulsive mood.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 01, 2019, 07:46:24 PM
I’ll show mine if he shows his
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 01, 2019, 07:48:06 PM
 :beli what happened
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on July 01, 2019, 07:50:59 PM
oh shoot i missed it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 01, 2019, 07:51:12 PM
Maybe she was gay.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2019, 08:12:29 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 01, 2019, 08:03:07 PM
Quote from: shosta on July 01, 2019, 07:48:06 PM
:beli what happened

She wanted to get married :rofl

You should marry me for US citizenship instead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2019, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 01, 2019, 08:16:41 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2019, 08:12:29 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 01, 2019, 08:03:07 PM
Quote from: shosta on July 01, 2019, 07:48:06 PM
:beli what happened

She wanted to get married :rofl

You should marry me for US citizenship instead.

OK

Let’s talk deets. I want one year of sexual favors and then you have total freedom. You’ll be on call for topping me from Sunday to Thursday, and we’ll live a 24-hour D/s relationship. You will have off Friday and Saturday to pursue whatever kind of ass you want. You also have to cook and clean. After a year, you are totally free. During this year, I will provide and care for you financially.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 01, 2019, 08:22:40 PM
I'd be game except I can't top (consistently enough to satisfy TVC's desires.) :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on July 01, 2019, 08:24:10 PM
Cook and clean?!  :yuck :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2019, 08:25:08 PM
Is the next Borecon in Vegas? This holy union needs to be celebrated at the Taco Bell Chapel.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 01, 2019, 08:27:49 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2019, 08:25:08 PM
Is the next Borecon in Vegas? This holy union needs to be celebrated at the Taco Bell Chapel.

They always are. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2019, 08:30:24 PM
Realistically, I’m only going to want sex once or twice a week, so this is really a good deal.

And just think of how awesome it will be when Wrath and I are bitching about how awful of an idea this was in here constantly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 01, 2019, 08:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 01, 2019, 08:03:07 PM
She wanted to get married :rofl
:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2019, 08:58:33 PM
Also, one blowjob per week from you. I get to give them to you whenever I/you want, though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 01, 2019, 11:36:04 PM
Yo, please actually do that at the next borecon I will be there for sure
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 01, 2019, 11:36:56 PM
Could you imagine if b o r k read this thread?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 02, 2019, 01:42:35 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 01, 2019, 11:36:56 PM
Could you imagine if b o r k read this thread?

He could tell us all about his body pillow he calls his wife :expert
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 02, 2019, 10:19:58 AM
Given how long Bork has been here the second he posts in this thread he would turn gay.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 02, 2019, 11:34:53 AM
All the affected het gaming stuff is about as straight as the "ironic" gay subtext.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 07, 2019, 03:08:41 PM
My SO recently discovered Sierra Death Generator and has been using it to own me.

:six:

(https://i.imgur.com/2H701KC.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/lOa0OPl.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/k1Jwszn.jpg)

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 07, 2019, 03:10:41 PM
 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 07, 2019, 07:22:52 PM
Reactivated the OKC account. I have a better idea of what I want and what to look for and being just out of a relationship, I'm in no hurry. Being patient helps keep a clear head.

Anyway a lot of the stuff I bemoaned seems to have fallen off trend. Much Myers Gibb (?) four letter personality type. Much less occurrences of "sapiosexual".

Probably need a better photo still but :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:24:18 PM
Using a dating site without a photo is like shopping without money. The only way you will succeed is if you do something illegal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 07, 2019, 07:27:49 PM
Quote from: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:24:18 PM
Using a dating site without a photo is like shopping without money. The only way you will succeed is if you do something illegal.

I have one. It's not great though it was out at a drink. If someone has a good snap at me I'll use that but I'm not fishing for it.

Got a couple of likes. It's not crazy or anything and they're not my type (one nice thing with OKC is that you can somewhat identify who liked you if you know how the algorithm are set up) but my profile is good enough for now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:30:22 PM
Sorting by match % on OKC and setting location to "anywhere" to find your soul mate living in Thailand :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 07, 2019, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:30:22 PM
Sorting by match % on OKC and setting location to "anywhere" to find your soul mate living in Thailand :lawd

I feel so attacked rn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 07, 2019, 07:36:47 PM
Quote from: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:30:22 PM
Sorting by match % on OKC and setting location to "anywhere" to find your soul mate living in Thailand :lawd

The % thing became a bit wonky, questions are much less prominent in the UI and when you check it turns out many people only responded to two dozens or so. Less common to be able to compare 50 or more questions. I thought it was more interesting before but I guess the commercial numbers must say the opposite.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 07, 2019, 07:39:32 PM
But being to somewhat easily identify the people who liked you (without having to swipe) is a real plus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 08, 2019, 01:14:12 AM
Quote from: Kara on July 07, 2019, 03:08:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/lOa0OPl.png)
what about "noodle"?

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I secretly hate anyone who doesn't get the YOU WILL REGRET THIS! meme when I reference it in text form. :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 08, 2019, 03:50:57 AM
Quote from: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:24:18 PM
The only way you will succeed is if you do something illegal.

Says the 14yo who dates MILFs ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 08, 2019, 11:49:26 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 07, 2019, 10:22:51 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 07, 2019, 07:39:32 PM
But being to somewhat easily identify the people who liked you (without having to swipe) is a real plus.

You can do that by choosing to pay on tinder, but paying dating apps  :nope

Ehh, I paid and I don't mind. You tend to find more serious and less flaky women as compared to the freemium apps. It all depends what you're looking for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 08, 2019, 12:07:17 PM
Quote from: tiesto on July 08, 2019, 11:49:26 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 07, 2019, 10:22:51 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 07, 2019, 07:39:32 PM
But being to somewhat easily identify the people who liked you (without having to swipe) is a real plus.

You can do that by choosing to pay on tinder, but paying dating apps  :nope

Ehh, I paid and I don't mind. You tend to find more serious and less flaky women as compared to the freemium apps. It all depends what you're looking for.

I guess you mean a pay-only service ?
On freemium apps it doesn't really help IMHO because there's no functionality you can pay for that could overcome bad photos/profile. It's mostly for power users.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 10, 2019, 02:17:42 PM
https://twitter.com/oliviabradley88/status/1148958211531268099

 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 10, 2019, 02:51:40 PM
Oh no lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on July 10, 2019, 03:09:57 PM
Talk shit - get hit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 10, 2019, 03:19:21 PM
Long Islanders don't fuck around.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 10, 2019, 03:24:36 PM
being short and using dating sites seems stressful af
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 10, 2019, 03:41:24 PM
"You're not god or my father." [beat] [beat] [beat] "Or my boss." :american
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 10, 2019, 03:44:35 PM
Quote from: filler on July 10, 2019, 03:24:36 PM
being short and using dating sites seems stressful af

It's probably not a smooth and pleasant experience for a large amount of people TBH.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 10, 2019, 03:54:34 PM
https://twitter.com/normal_now/status/1149042291178463232
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 10, 2019, 04:09:30 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/cammqp/anyone_else_feel_this_is_a_eugenics_platform/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 11, 2019, 12:22:36 AM
Quote from: Brehvolution on July 10, 2019, 03:09:57 PM
Talk shit - get hit.

Yeah, I'm pretty much okay with Mr. "I'm Going to Ruin Everyone's Morning" ending up on the tiles.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 11, 2019, 08:31:13 AM
I get a laugh at the 40-something women that still have height restrictions in their bio. Still carrying that breeder mentality well past menopause.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 08:38:52 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 10, 2019, 04:09:30 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/cammqp/anyone_else_feel_this_is_a_eugenics_platform/
https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/cb5i5x/i_think_i_met_a_murderer/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 11, 2019, 09:03:48 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 08:38:52 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 10, 2019, 04:09:30 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/cammqp/anyone_else_feel_this_is_a_eugenics_platform/
https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/cb5i5x/i_think_i_met_a_murderer/

Quote
Sorry you had an unpleasant experience. Don’t give up though!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 12, 2019, 08:28:46 AM
God those matches being unmatched without a word after a couple of hours are frustrating. It's not to lay blame at the feet of anyone, maybe she read the profile more closely, saw some deal-breaker or had second thoughts, but you know...
:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 12, 2019, 08:50:21 AM
Saw a vague work acquaintance and a coworker (that I sort of fancy, but too young and saying "pansexual" in her profile :larry) in the swipe queue. Guess it's funny but not something to ever bring up again. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 12, 2019, 08:54:39 AM
Bring your hottest frying pan to work, have a laugh about the misunderstanding then tell her you two'd have a fun story to tell your future children.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 12, 2019, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on July 12, 2019, 08:54:39 AM
Bring your hottest frying pan to work, have a laugh about the misunderstanding then tell her you two'd have a fun story to tell your future children.

The pun wouldn't work here but :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 12, 2019, 01:54:32 PM
Show up to work dressed up as Peter Pan? :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 12, 2019, 02:03:58 PM
Have any of you been in a long distance relationship? Any advice?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 12, 2019, 02:09:06 PM
Quote from: Raist on July 12, 2019, 01:54:32 PM
Show up to work dressed up as Peter Pan? :yeshrug

Wear a Partido Acción Nacional shirt.

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French people fucking with Mexican politics. :donot
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 12, 2019, 02:24:53 PM
Is that a no don’t do it?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 12, 2019, 02:26:07 PM
Well I planned on leaving this alone (don't shit where you eat yadda yadda), it's just funny but I deffo will come up on Monday in full Peter Pan garb.

I'm kinda apprehensive of people piling up unconventional labels on the dating profile. It's probably judgemental but there's definitely a whole type attached as far as OKCupid profiles go. I don't think I'm closed to those discussions but I'd rather avoid getting the impression on my first date to be evangelized at.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 12, 2019, 02:42:32 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 12, 2019, 02:03:58 PM
Have any of you been in a long distance relationship? Any advice?
move to be with her, breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 12, 2019, 02:45:15 PM
Kinda agree with filler if you’re serious about staying with her. You still work for the same place? I bet you could transfer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 12, 2019, 03:07:57 PM
The hot 30-something who lives across from me and locked eyes with me once while I was jerkin it on the couch is out on her patio again. Should I give her a second performance?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 12, 2019, 10:18:59 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 07, 2019, 07:36:47 PM
The % thing became a bit wonky, questions are much less prominent in the UI and when you check it turns out many people only responded to two dozens or so. Less common to be able to compare 50 or more questions. I thought it was more interesting before but I guess the commercial numbers must say the opposite.
I just updated my profile after having scrapped it a few years ago and only leaving an Umberto Eco article in my summary, and holy shit, they really ruined the questions. They used to be interesting survey questions that could help me screen people or be an ice-breaker: opinions on drugs, very general political questions, pet stuff, your disposition for saving money or where to take a date... now half the questions I'm getting are very topical and political, like Do we build the wall?, and What do you think of trans people in bathrooms?, and the other half seems explicitly geared toward sedentary and/or urban lifestyles like "should you and your partner be binging the same tv shows" and "do you like coffee dates"... I got at least four questions about podcasts. I don't know what the French questions are like and mine are clearly localized. Trump really ruined America! :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 13, 2019, 04:45:18 AM
We have all those and the French specific equivalent (Is Macron good for France ?). The most egregious is probably "Parlez vous francais ?". Gun ownership questions or those about creationism don't make a lot of sense over here as well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 13, 2019, 04:57:58 AM
Quote from: shosta on July 12, 2019, 10:18:59 PM
Do we build the wall?

Only if they put glory holes in it.

Quote from: shosta on July 12, 2019, 10:18:59 PM
What do you think of trans people in bathrooms?

*insert ahegao face pic*


These are some easy ass questions.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 14, 2019, 11:56:32 AM
OkCupid pet peeves : OkCupid puts in the swipe queue people younger than specified preferences (up to 4 years). I don't mind in principle (there could be a great match just under the arbitrary age limit) but it's to the point they make up 80-90%. Probably has to do with younger demographics being more populous and not wanting you to reach the dreaded "we have no one else to show you" message but still... Especially since they allow to reset all your decisions to pass.

Minor bugs that seemingly won't ever get fixed like resetting the search filter to 25-60 every time you change a variable on your preferences about who you're looking for.

I have a like that keep popping in and out of existence apparently because the person who gave it to me must have moved in the meantime out if my range to somewhere else in the word. It triggers in app notifications. False hopes.
:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 14, 2019, 12:21:56 PM
Quote from: Stro on July 14, 2019, 12:16:37 PM
They don't do "we have no one else to show you" anymore. Now they just keep cycling through people you've passed on repeatedly until you finally give in and like and never message.

A year ago they did the repeat but you could reach an end until some people were added (I guess account who logged back or new ones).
I use mostly the search tool to find profiles I like, the Swipe queue I use to see people I excluded from my filters (non-smokers for instance), I generally reset on a regular basis.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 14, 2019, 01:00:24 PM
The owner of OKCupid also control Tinder, Match.com and Meetic (which was really big in France before the app boom) so I guess they can't undercut their other branches too much commercially though it also, probably, help keep OKCupid distinct enough to not alienate its userbase. Overall the service got worse and sounded a lot better as it existed in 2015 or so, from what I read.

I don't mind the curation via algorithm but there's no downside to being aware of it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 14, 2019, 02:28:37 PM
Quote from: Stro on July 14, 2019, 02:26:05 PM
I think the worst thing they've done recently is make it so you can't send a message without liking someone, and they can't read the message or even know they have one if they haven't liked you back.

We should implement that here tbh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 14, 2019, 02:59:07 PM
Quote from: Stro on July 14, 2019, 02:26:05 PM
I think the worst thing they've done recently is make it so you can't send a message without liking someone, and they can't read the message or even know they have one if they haven't liked you back.

The first part isn't recent tho. It's always been like that for me. They might have changed the second (now it's an "intro"). One year ago the idea was that they would only see the message notification if they opened and read the profile or something.

From the FAQ :
Quote
Any introductions you receive will be visible in DoubleTake (look for a "They messaged you!" indicator) and Discovery (look for a blue line under their photos).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 14, 2019, 07:43:57 PM
Which one of you is this?

(https://preview.redd.it/6tffh2mpc7a31.png?width=609&auto=webp&s=7ed13f6ba87cdb09f879280f620cad2e00e263fe)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 14, 2019, 07:47:13 PM
That last one is actually strangely comforting. Like, you don't really have to exist, but you're not totally gone either. The rest of the world happens without you, but you can still check in.

On the other hand, could easily be a 'I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream' story...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 15, 2019, 12:46:24 AM
Had a good date for once in a while. Looking forward to the 2nd one!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 15, 2019, 02:01:01 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 12, 2019, 02:03:58 PM
Have any of you been in a long distance relationship? Any advice?

To echo our warband's resident Lheorvine Ukris (that's filler), you should have an exit strategy. Unless by long-distance you mean "close enough to drive to on the weekends."

You're going to have to generate intimacy from afar. That's different for each relationship so there's no one size fits all answer for that.

You're going to have to get comfortable with expressing your feelings in a healthy manner. She's not going to be able to reliably read your body language or understand your nonverbal communication for the foreseeable future.

This is probably unnecessary to say as you posted a sex tape on a NeoGAF refugee forum but you're going to have to be able to build sexual intimacy from afar.

Lastly you should accept the fact that you could fail in your endeavor and make peace with that. To inappropriately quote Warhammer 40K in a semi-serious manner as is my custom, "I am Angron, the Eater of Worlds, and I am already dead."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 15, 2019, 09:27:16 AM
Oh OKCupid also now hides the target range of the people whose profile you're looking. This deal keeps getting etc etc.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 16, 2019, 03:57:55 AM
She moved to Arizona for her job. She's a Rez Life admin at one of the colleges there. I think she decided that it would be better to go first to set herself up and get herself situated. She also realized that finally finishing school would be good for myself and it's something I need to do for me. The option of finishing school where she is, is an option, but I'm already 106 credits deep where I am.

But I mean the plan and desire is for me to move out to where she is. She has said she sees a future and that she wants me to come out to her. Though she also thinks I need to visit her first for an obviously needed trial run of living together. She wants me to be successful on my own.

She has reassured me that she is very happy with what we have and that I make her feel ways that no one else has and that our sex has been the best she's had. That she's not intersted in looking for anyone, nor does she think she'd have the time anyway because of her job. If anythings she's more jealous and worried about me. I mean obvuisly we've talked a lot about this and the point is we both want it to continue and think trying long distance first is better. If we can survive that, maybe its as worthwhile as we think or something.

It's not a perfect comparison, but I've stayed close with my best friend while he's lived overseas and far away thanks to him being in the military. We don't talk every day or every week. Sometimes we go a week or two without talking. I like my space and doing my own thing. As long as I have some contact I don't question the streght of my relationship. She and I are somewhat the same that we aren't one of those lovey dovey couple and like our space. When we were together it's not like she was constantly questioning what I was doing or got mad when I did things without her. We enjoy each other's company, but we also are our own people. I think thats one of the things we like about each other.

So I'm not as hopeless about this situation. I mean we'll still talk and play games online. I'll visit her when I can. Are personalities aren't dependent on always being together. So I think a long distance thing can work.

Obviously there's the lack of physical connection. She has sexual appetite as do I, but I mean both of us have gone long stretches without sex. And well I she likes me because in her words "I make her feel special, make her feel like she knows what she's doing, beautiful during sex and outside of it, feel right and normal, not dirty or a whore as other people have". She makes me feel like a worthwhile person and is someone I can be confortable and open with. I have obviously had plenty of issues and it's amazing that I met a person who is actually understanding of me. Which is probably why our sex life has been good. I don't think this is something you can build with just anyone either. We both have hang ups with it comes to sex, so both of us aren't out here just looking for quick fucks.

So I don't know. This where we are at I guess. She's said she's going to wait for me. I'm taking my first steps to resume and finish school. I don't know where things are going to go obviously.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 16, 2019, 05:43:09 AM
well i just came back from one of the most awkward dates i had in a long, long time.

met up with this pawg who seemed pretty interested in meeting up. when we did however, there were frequent long bouts of uncomfortable, awkward silence. we did manage to have some okay conversation, but it seemed pretty clear she was no longer interested. she barely even smiled. anyway, the date ended with literally no physical contact whatsoever. normally i'm able to get a kiss, or at least a damn hug.  :maf

THAT BEING SAID

while i was disappointed, i'm not going to lose too much sleep over it. while she was a pawg, she was a bit...too much of a pawg if you get my meaning. shame though. she had great tits which i would have loved to fondle and such. alas
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 16, 2019, 01:03:08 PM
The Neverending Story
I need a better photo for the dating app.
Meh. I can't really be arsed with the effort.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 16, 2019, 06:24:19 PM
I will say that for the first time honestly ever, I feel like I have something to work towards and am actually thinking and slowly(if I’m being honest) making steps towards it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 16, 2019, 09:25:44 PM
Quote from: Dufus on July 16, 2019, 01:22:56 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on July 16, 2019, 05:43:09 AM
[...] she had great tits [...]

literally every oblivion relationship thread post ever

so you're saying i should stop neglecting their calves as well?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 16, 2019, 09:38:15 PM
(https://external.flas1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQDaEVJvY6JZSya2&w=960&h=960&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fk0GTaqz.png&_nc_hash=AQDJgteIbRJFWga2)

:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 16, 2019, 09:47:43 PM
y'all are kinda making me feel like a bit of a skeez.

what can i say though? everyone has preferences. i like big boobies. that's just how i'm wired.   :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 16, 2019, 09:51:17 PM
what kind of nipples you like?  :gentleman
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 16, 2019, 09:51:44 PM
Who doesn’t like big boobs?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 16, 2019, 09:53:02 PM
my favorite are the milla jovich big doorknocker nips :drool. least favorite are puffy pink white girl nips :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 16, 2019, 09:55:31 PM
Quote from: filler on July 16, 2019, 09:51:17 PM
what kind of nipples you like?  :gentleman

big saucer-y kinds like silver dollars :drool

small nips would obviously look odd on big boobs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 16, 2019, 10:39:54 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on July 16, 2019, 09:55:31 PM
Quote from: filler on July 16, 2019, 09:51:17 PM
what kind of nipples you like?  :gentleman

big saucer-y kinds like silver dollars :drool

small nips would obviously look odd on big boobs
I like to call them dinner plate nipples  :delicious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 17, 2019, 01:26:18 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 16, 2019, 06:24:19 PM
I will say that for the first time honestly ever, I feel like I have something to work towards and am actually thinking and slowly(if I’m being honest) making steps towards it.

You've got this, if you're willing to work for it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 17, 2019, 01:27:13 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 16, 2019, 10:13:50 PM
GOTH PAWGS :mouf

:respect
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on July 17, 2019, 01:27:49 AM
wrath likes goths? that's like the most unattainable shit as a poc  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2019, 02:04:42 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on July 16, 2019, 09:47:43 PM
y'all are kinda making me feel like a bit of a skeez.

You come off that way, but the Bore is a safe space. :blessup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 17, 2019, 03:12:08 AM
Quote from: TEEEPO on July 17, 2019, 01:27:49 AM
wrath likes goths? that's like the most unattainable shit as a poc  :lol

I've had better luck with goths than Asians.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 17, 2019, 04:14:41 AM
like wait what kind of goths
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2019, 04:22:50 AM
tfw your SO calls back to a Mario Balotelli x Bruno Mattei movie joke you made 9 years ago. :mjcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 17, 2019, 04:43:43 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on July 17, 2019, 04:14:41 AM
like wait what kind of goths

big tiddy goths i imagine
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 17, 2019, 04:57:43 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on July 17, 2019, 04:14:41 AM
like wait what kind of goths

Raiders from the ancient eastern regions of what would eventually become Germany.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 17, 2019, 05:06:22 AM
Ostrogoths?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 17, 2019, 07:27:01 AM
Quote from: chronovore on July 17, 2019, 04:57:43 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on July 17, 2019, 04:14:41 AM
like wait what kind of goths

Raiders from the ancient eastern regions of what would eventually become Germany.
:jawalrus :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on July 17, 2019, 09:30:45 AM
the goth waifu dream
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on July 17, 2019, 09:35:01 AM
White goths :leon

Asian goths :whew

Latina goths  :whoo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 17, 2019, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 17, 2019, 09:35:01 AM
White goths :leon

Asian goths :whew

Latina goths  :whoo

Went on a few dates with a Colombian goth I met on a plane... unfortunately I was going through a rough period at work so it never went anywhere.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 17, 2019, 11:02:57 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 16, 2019, 09:51:44 PM
Who doesn’t like big boobs?

Amir0x?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on July 17, 2019, 11:21:13 AM
He might like his own

#bodypositivity
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 17, 2019, 01:38:45 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 14, 2019, 02:59:07 PM
Quote from: Stro on July 14, 2019, 02:26:05 PM
I think the worst thing they've done recently is make it so you can't send a message without liking someone, and they can't read the message or even know they have one if they haven't liked you back.

The first part isn't recent tho. It's always been like that for me. They might have changed the second (now it's an "intro"). One year ago the idea was that they would only see the message notification if they opened and read the profile or something.

From the FAQ :
Quote
Any introductions you receive will be visible in DoubleTake (look for a "They messaged you!" indicator) and Discovery (look for a blue line under their photos).

I looked more into this and Reddit threads on the matter seems to point you misunderstood Stro, though it's a common misconception. No mutual like required for the message to appear but the person has to open the profile in the Swipe or Search. It's a total crapshoot it will ever be read or even seen. Quite a few anecdotal feedbacks that messages can be buried deep in the queue or only be seen months after the fact. Some people don't like the swipe thing and don't use it.

Honestly I'm thinking of changing shop but I don't know where to go. I tried most of the (free) apps when I was in the most severe of intimacy droughts last year and none really convinced me. Slow dating apps are shit. OkCupid is the only one with less shallow profile and decent usability to search through people. For something more profile / question based I guess some of the older sites pre-app age are like that but meh.

Plus I really need to get on that decent photo effort, just to be 100% sure I wouldn't get more interest like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on July 17, 2019, 02:00:52 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 17, 2019, 09:35:01 AM
White goths :leon

Asian goths :whew

Latina goths  :whoo


Andrew Eldritch’s all-white corp goth look from the Sisters of Mercy “Dominion” video :whoo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on July 17, 2019, 04:04:57 PM
vom, aren't you french and if so, is adoptunmec still a thing? that was the hot shit when i lived in france 6 or so years ago
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 17, 2019, 04:19:08 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on July 17, 2019, 04:04:57 PM
vom, aren't you french and if so, is adoptunmec still a thing? that was the hot shit when i lived in france 6 or so years ago

Fun fact for non French speakers : AdopteUnMec is AdoptAGuy and as you may have guessed, it was already playing the fiddle to the tune -now sung by Bumble- of "empowering women on dating sites" (the logo is a lady putting a guy in a grocery caddy) which really was just the old night club trick of "free for the ladies, the men have to pay to enter." The few second hand experiences I read about that weren't really stellar on the matter.

Yes it's still around and fairly popular AFAIK though it took a definite step back (like Meetic) when the Tinder wave flooded the market. Never tried it myself.

Edit : looked it up, fairly expensive for men and people complain a lot about fake or scam profiles, though most agree the moderation is good and don't think it's partly orchestrated by the site itself.

OkCupid on Paris (it's useless anywhere else) has, AFAICT, fairly few obvious fake profiles.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 17, 2019, 05:01:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FItcKWG.jpg)

 :wow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on July 17, 2019, 05:50:17 PM
i had completely forgot that men had to pay :lol i only knew a handful of women who used the site and they had new stories to share every week and this was in a relatively small, but very touristy town.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on July 17, 2019, 05:58:51 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 17, 2019, 09:35:01 AM
White goths :leon

Asian goths :whew

Latina goths  :whoo

Whatever this is

(https://i.imgur.com/JngD9NH.jpg)

:drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 17, 2019, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on July 17, 2019, 05:58:51 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 17, 2019, 09:35:01 AM
White goths :leon

Asian goths :whew

Latina goths  :whoo

Whatever this is

(https://i.imgur.com/JngD9NH.jpg)

:drool

...Bayonetta?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 17, 2019, 06:13:56 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on July 17, 2019, 05:50:17 PM
i had completely forgot that men had to pay :lol i only knew a handful of women who used the site and they had new stories to share every week and this was in a relatively small, but very touristy town.

It was the most popular dating site 5 to 10 years ago. It's probably still fairly ubiquitous, especially the farther you get from the handful of massive population centers. It has a feature where a woman can either send the first message OR open her message box to a guy she's interested in. The latter defeat the whole "women are the ones initiating here !" (Like Bumble where the woman who matched with you have to open conversation but apparently will often just send "hey" or "hello" to let the man send the meaty opener.) but I guess it's the most optimal balance between the floodgates of open messaging and having none at all before a mutual match.

Edit : it's definitely seen as more for casual relationships, tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 19, 2019, 12:14:31 AM
thought i'd confirm if there was any chance of a second date with the recent PAWG

looks like the answer's no  :doge

ah well
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 19, 2019, 04:12:18 AM
Mundane OKCupid thoughts (cont.) :

I got 4 or 5 women liking my profile after I reinstated my account but that well is now back to dry.  I don't know if I tanked the algorithm somehow or something else.

Besides the photo, I'm a smoker and my profile says I don't want kids which probably doesn't help.

It's weird I'm a bit ticked off (not sad, depressed or frustrated... Just annoyed) at being single now despite being fresh and I had objectively much worse stretches in the past.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 19, 2019, 06:32:20 AM
Lie about the smoking part in your profile. It's not really that big of a deal for most women, at least in my experience, but leads to you getting filtered out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 19, 2019, 06:59:51 AM
Quote from: BisMarckie on July 19, 2019, 06:32:20 AM
Lie about the smoking part in your profile. It's not really that big of a deal for most women, at least in my experience, but leads to you getting filtered out.

:larry
I'm a regular smoker. I think this goes a lot beyond "choosing a charitable presentation" or "play it tactical omissions".

I finally added a better portait.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 19, 2019, 11:53:13 AM
So ever since I started getting better at writing poetry I've had women be the initiators, online at least, when it comes to shit. Right now I'm talking with a local woman whose a straight freak. We went from simple platitudes to her saying she'd suck my dick and suck out every drop. 5'1 shorty with DD's. I think I'm wading into shit with her. She may be a level of crazy ive never stepped into.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 19, 2019, 12:05:12 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 19, 2019, 11:53:13 AM
So ever since I started getting better at writing poetry I've had women be the initiators, online at least, when it comes to shit. Right now I'm talking with a local woman whose a straight freak. We went from simple platitudes to her saying she'd suck my dick and suck out every drop. 5'1 shorty with DD's. I think I'm wading into shit with her. She may be a level of crazy ive never stepped into.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me

All that potential wasted when you could write RLM poetry on ResetEra.
:brazilcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 19, 2019, 02:03:51 PM
Well one message got through at least...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 19, 2019, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 19, 2019, 11:53:13 AM
So ever since I started getting better at writing poetry I've had women be the initiators, online at least, when it comes to shit. Right now I'm talking with a local woman whose a straight freak. We went from simple platitudes to her saying she'd suck my dick and suck out every drop. 5'1 shorty with DD's. I think I'm wading into shit with her. She may be a level of crazy ive never stepped into.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me
if you can settle into a comfy codependency kind of thing, 100% go for it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 19, 2019, 04:14:47 PM
Quote from: shosta on July 19, 2019, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 19, 2019, 11:53:13 AM
So ever since I started getting better at writing poetry I've had women be the initiators, online at least, when it comes to shit. Right now I'm talking with a local woman whose a straight freak. We went from simple platitudes to her saying she'd suck my dick and suck out every drop. 5'1 shorty with DD's. I think I'm wading into shit with her. She may be a level of crazy ive never stepped into.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me
if you can settle into a comfy codependency kind of thing, 100% go for it

She's talking about feelings in her stomach. I know I'm gonna find one of my pets boiling in a pot of water if I hit it and quit it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 19, 2019, 04:16:37 PM
Send me a pic of this poifect broad :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 19, 2019, 05:07:41 PM
 :neogaf short girl with big tits and high potential of crazy  :thinking sounds like someone I know  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 19, 2019, 05:19:11 PM
Quote from: shosta on July 19, 2019, 04:16:37 PM
Send me a pic of this poifect broad :lawd

The Virginian chick I was talking to ended being just a fun weekend. Not too long after she got back she was talking about being spit roasted by be and another guy. Slowly walked out of that shit. I'll send you a pic this one in a few 😘

Quote from: filler on July 19, 2019, 05:07:41 PM
:neogaf short girl with big tits and high potential of crazy  :thinking sounds like someone I know  :doge

Absolutely

We also talked and fuck her voice is just as hot as her tittays

Quote from: Dufus on July 19, 2019, 05:09:07 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 19, 2019, 11:53:13 AM
So ever since I started getting better at writing poetry I've had women be the initiators, online at least, when it comes to shit. Right now I'm talking with a local woman whose a straight freak. We went from simple platitudes to her saying she'd suck my dick and suck out every drop. 5'1 shorty with DD's. I think I'm wading into shit with her. She may be a level of crazy ive never stepped into.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me

i also happen to have an interest in poetry :ohhh

i need to get on that shit if what u say is true

It's all about being able to show you're a being with emotional depth.

With that said, I've been talking with another woman who lives far out. She mental quirks, just like me. 5'9 black woman. Intelligent as hell, into high brow films and 80s trash.. Her I'd actually fucking marry but I think it's a purely intellectual attraction that would dissipate in person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 19, 2019, 05:21:50 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 19, 2019, 05:19:11 PM
Quote from: shosta on July 19, 2019, 04:16:37 PM
Send me a pic of this poifect broad :lawd

The Virginian chick I was talking to ended being just a fun weekend. Not too long after she got back she was talking about being spit roasted by be and another guy. Slowly walked out of that shit. I'll send you a pic this one in a few 😘

::) :banplz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 19, 2019, 07:32:20 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 20, 2019, 05:47:11 AM
Quote from: Dufus on July 19, 2019, 09:24:43 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 19, 2019, 06:59:51 AM
Quote from: BisMarckie on July 19, 2019, 06:32:20 AM
Lie about the smoking part in your profile. It's not really that big of a deal for most women, at least in my experience, but leads to you getting filtered out.

:larry
I'm a regular smoker. I think this goes a lot beyond "choosing a charitable presentation" or "play it tactical omissions".

if you quit smoking u dont have to lie about not smoking :rollsafe

*Lights another in the Bore's public room*

Die of cancer to own the sane normies, brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 21, 2019, 06:23:14 AM
Oh man I hate chatting through the app when that shit doesn't flow. So difficult to get a read. She's responding, but sparsely despite being logged in (doesn't mean she's behind her keyboard at all times during the day but you know...). She liked a couple of my jokes but that's it. She doesn't pick up discussion hooks.

We're a dozen messages in after 48h so I just decided to say I was still curious about her and drop the hypothetical of a coffee someday. I'll leave it at that.

My impression is that she's either not interested or not big into chatting / want men to be forward so let's do that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 21, 2019, 05:39:04 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 21, 2019, 06:23:14 AM
Oh man I hate chatting through the app when that shit doesn't flow. So difficult to get a read. She's responding, but sparsely despite being logged in (doesn't mean she's behind her keyboard at all times during the day but you know...). She liked a couple of my jokes but that's it. She doesn't pick up discussion hooks.

We're a dozen messages in after 48h so I just decided to say I was still curious about her and drop the hypothetical of a coffee someday. I'll leave it at that.

My impression is that she's either not interested or not big into chatting / want men to be forward so let's do that.

my experience has shown me that if someone is legitimately interested in you, you'll know it as they will make it clear. sure, i've gone out on dates with the occasional scatter texter, but those seemed doomed to fail and i'm almost entirely sure they only agreed to meet up either cause they were super bored or wanted a free lunch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 21, 2019, 05:48:22 PM
Yeah I think she's just not interested though she must have laughed at my intro message. Sent the ball over to her, if she feels like picking it up.

She's "non monogamous" and "questioning her sexuality" too, which I tend to pass (but she was too much my physical type to not at least try).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 21, 2019, 06:27:20 PM
need to get me one a dem Filipina nurses
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 21, 2019, 06:40:48 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 21, 2019, 06:33:05 PM
Come to saudi, that's like 95% of tinder here.

 :bedroomeyes :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 21, 2019, 06:47:03 PM
I'm already in a desert with a bunch of filipinos :trumps

And yes, Benji, they speak tagalog
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 22, 2019, 11:21:21 PM
some broad replied back after like two months of me sending the original message

which by itself is fine, mind you (better late than never). but it's one of those annoying people who respond with one or two word messages. why do people like that bother? you decide to respond after two months even though you seem like you'd prefer watching paint dry instead of talking to me. so what the hell is the point of responding in the first place??  :maf :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 23, 2019, 12:47:21 AM
way too sexually frustrated right now after that last chick's text, so i decided to text this cougar i met a few years ago and hopefully rekindle things. kind of just stopped talking to her after a while, so hopefully she's not angry about it  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 23, 2019, 06:17:30 AM
New better (or so I think) portrait was not the magic X factor. I guess now I need another one full body. I guess I should pick up some sport too (in general, not for fuck points), it's one of those good resolutions from two breakup ago I grazed right past through.

Ugh, the effort.  :brain

The frustrating part is the ratio between messages written and results but what can you do ? I'm a bit particular and deffo not for everyone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 25, 2019, 11:38:41 PM
status update on the cougar

looks like she ain't responding. not surprised, but still  :'(

the fucked up thing about this case is that this was a self-inflicted fuck up  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 02, 2019, 06:36:39 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HtSN6St.jpg)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 02, 2019, 10:22:57 AM
Just give me some oral. There is too much shit going on out here today.

:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on August 02, 2019, 10:09:09 PM
That shit is not good for the soul.

:nugenix
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 02, 2019, 10:31:26 PM
Quote from: filler on August 02, 2019, 06:36:39 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HtSN6St.jpg)

Is this real? If so, I feel so much better for not being into anal now that most of the rap/hip hop community is on my side  :obama

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 03, 2019, 05:27:22 AM
Quote from: Dufus on August 03, 2019, 05:25:46 AM
Black people not being into anal? What do you think "eating ass" means exactly, bruh?

Go to a really fancy restaurant ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on August 03, 2019, 06:36:36 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on August 03, 2019, 05:27:22 AM
Quote from: Dufus on August 03, 2019, 05:25:46 AM
Black people not being into anal? What do you think "eating ass" means exactly, bruh?

Go to a really fancy restaurant ?

Never really understood French cuisine.  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 03, 2019, 07:05:28 AM
Quote from: Dufus on August 03, 2019, 05:25:46 AM
It says it's from 2004 at the top dude.

:fbm


Quote
Black people not being into anal? What do you think "eating ass" means exactly, bruh?

yeah i'm aware of that, which is why i was initially surprised at the survey
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 03, 2019, 08:25:57 AM
Look at this big bunch of wussy cucks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 03, 2019, 08:26:49 AM
I don't think ass is especially big here. You can eat the balls AFAIK and Japan definitely do yakitori of pig's anus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 04, 2019, 06:22:39 PM
Quote from: filler on August 02, 2019, 06:36:39 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HtSN6St.jpg)
Young buck tho 👀
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 04, 2019, 09:28:42 PM
i got kicked out of a speed dating event cause i didn't pay for the tickets :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 05, 2019, 03:03:30 AM
I was just wondering if there was a site for dating single moms only, and then I remembered that factoid about how lion prides go for the weakest gazelle in the pack.

I feel justified. It's a strategy vindicated by nature's mightiest beasts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 05, 2019, 12:20:43 PM
https://www.pof.com/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 05, 2019, 07:02:54 PM
got possibly a dumb question, but are poly people generally not inclined to have relationships with people who don't identify as poly?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 05, 2019, 09:09:58 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 05, 2019, 07:02:54 PM
got possibly a dumb question, but are poly people generally not inclined to have relationships with people who don't identify as poly?

Probably? I mean, my guess is that polyamorous peeps don't want the monogamists always showing up thinking they'll be The Right One for the poly?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 05, 2019, 11:31:08 PM
Quote from: chronovore on August 05, 2019, 09:09:58 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 05, 2019, 07:02:54 PM
got possibly a dumb question, but are poly people generally not inclined to have relationships with people who don't identify as poly?

Probably? I mean, my guess is that polyamorous peeps don't want the monogamists always showing up thinking they'll be The Right One for the poly?

I don't have first hand experience but I'd imagine a monogamous person would have more often some difficulties integrating a "real" polyamorous group (where more than two people are all in relationships with one another) which by definition isn't monogamous. One sided open relationships are also not the most solid in general. I think a lot of squares overestimate / are overoptimistic on how they would handle libertinage and that's why a lot of polyamorous or non monogamous people are being upfront about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 06, 2019, 12:39:24 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 05, 2019, 07:02:54 PM
got possibly a dumb question, but are poly people generally not inclined to have relationships with people who don't identify as poly?

One of my good friends dated a poly woman about ten years ago. Seemed to work for them for a while.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 07, 2019, 04:25:58 PM
I've been craving a crazy, intense, mentally ill relationship. One with lots of unprotected sex, lovesickness, anger, the whole shebang.

Talking and dating relatively normal women isn't the same as crazy love. Want I want is akin to sticking your heart and soul into a fire.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 07, 2019, 04:27:07 PM
Start hanging out at strip clubs. You'll find plenty of that there.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on August 07, 2019, 04:27:19 PM
We could just play some Gamecube at my house instead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 07, 2019, 04:39:26 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 07, 2019, 04:27:07 PM
Start hanging out at strip clubs. You'll find plenty of that there.



I've been befriending some borderline types on Facebook.

20 something milf that has two kids and is a waitress at a gentleman's club. Her body is banging and she posts about mental illness, weed acceptance, and memes on the reg.

 :noah

Quote from: demi on August 07, 2019, 04:27:19 PM
We could just play some Gamecube at my house instead

U need to get rich so you fly me out and I can be your chubby sugar baby  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 07, 2019, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: demi on August 07, 2019, 04:27:19 PM
We could just play some Gamecube at my house instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bse1DRUQAWo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 07, 2019, 04:51:42 PM
I guess the only useful advice is "get tested on the regular if you are not doing it already".

Otherwise I'm doing great at practicing my zingers in a vacuum.
Thanks OKcupid. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 07, 2019, 05:13:34 PM
Quote from: mormapope on August 07, 2019, 04:39:26 PM
I've been befriending some borderline types on Facebook.

20 something milf that has two kids and is a waitress at a gentleman's club. Her body is banging and she posts about mental illness, weed acceptance, and memes on the reg.

 :noah
a sincere yikes at the bolded...they’re crazy then there is this..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 07, 2019, 05:45:39 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on August 07, 2019, 05:13:34 PM
Quote from: mormapope on August 07, 2019, 04:39:26 PM
I've been befriending some borderline types on Facebook.

20 something milf that has two kids and is a waitress at a gentleman's club. Her body is banging and she posts about mental illness, weed acceptance, and memes on the reg.

 :noah
a sincere yikes at the bolded...they’re crazy then there is this..
:drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 07, 2019, 06:16:59 PM
Quote from: mormapope on August 07, 2019, 04:25:58 PM
I've been craving a crazy, intense, mentally ill relationship. One with lots of unprotected sex, lovesickness, anger, the whole shebang.

Talking and dating relatively normal women isn't the same as crazy love. Want I want is akin to sticking your heart and soul into a fire.

It's the heat. Stay strong. Stay strong. Don't think of the salt in their sweat, the sound of labored breathing, the late nights in a hot room, the smell of piss after a long night of jack and cokes. Don't think of any of that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 07, 2019, 07:16:59 PM
Quote from: filler on August 07, 2019, 05:45:39 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on August 07, 2019, 05:13:34 PM
Quote from: mormapope on August 07, 2019, 04:39:26 PM
I've been befriending some borderline types on Facebook.

20 something milf that has two kids and is a waitress at a gentleman's club. Her body is banging and she posts about mental illness, weed acceptance, and memes on the reg.

 :noah
a sincere yikes at the bolded...they’re crazy then there is this..
:drool
You were in the military I already know these chix are your kryptonite :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 07, 2019, 07:20:08 PM
Quote from: toku on August 07, 2019, 06:16:59 PM
Quote from: mormapope on August 07, 2019, 04:25:58 PM
I've been craving a crazy, intense, mentally ill relationship. One with lots of unprotected sex, lovesickness, anger, the whole shebang.

Talking and dating relatively normal women isn't the same as crazy love. Want I want is akin to sticking your heart and soul into a fire.

It's the heat. Stay strong. Stay strong. Don't think of the salt in their sweat, the sound of labored breathing, the late nights in a hot room, the smell of piss after a long night of jack and cokes. Don't think of any of that.
Also don’t think of their toned, taught thighs built for and from writhing on poles, the finely manicured feet ready for worship, perky nipples always firmly at attention.

:noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 07, 2019, 09:59:28 PM
I purchased a plane ticket to visit my girlfriend in Arizona at the end of this month. So that should be neat.

I also quit my job at Target and am working on my appeal to get back into school.

So a lot of stuff is happening in my life right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on August 07, 2019, 10:14:21 PM
ffuck yea
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 07, 2019, 11:35:02 PM
bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 07, 2019, 11:46:17 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 07, 2019, 09:59:28 PM
I purchased a plane ticket to visit my girlfriend in Arizona at the end of this month. So that should be neat.

I also quit my job at Target and am working on my appeal to get back into school.

So a lot of stuff is happening in my life right now.

That's awesome!! Happy for you man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 08, 2019, 02:13:06 AM
 :mynicca :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 08, 2019, 12:38:23 PM
Need atra status tbh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 08, 2019, 03:35:21 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on August 08, 2019, 12:38:23 PM
Need atra status tbh

His bf is flying soon to his location.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 12, 2019, 12:42:44 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/MoZoS5b.png)

seeing this, I just had to inquire

(https://i.imgur.com/zIGUAWc.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/tyZ7XG5.png)

I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 12, 2019, 12:48:11 AM
this is like one of those weird ass side quests in GTA IV
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 12, 2019, 12:48:18 AM
 :bowsette :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 12, 2019, 01:07:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/T6hCqrA.png)

how far do I commit for the bore??
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 12, 2019, 01:17:39 AM
Just don't get yourself murdered.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 12, 2019, 01:23:53 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/5hxzWkd.png)

knew it was too good to be true :lol got me curious though... :thinking

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://i.imgur.com/RrT0T4T.png)
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 12, 2019, 01:25:54 AM
 :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 12, 2019, 02:04:28 AM
final entry

(https://i.imgur.com/dgOBSYe.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ObUl2V2.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ogXiljs.png)

it was a decent photoshop :trumps That kind of freaks me out though, like this is a serious operation
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 12, 2019, 02:14:45 AM
Hiding your name there is a little bit having small square of black tape over your nipples in that full nudity picture. :lol

I don't really mess with those super overt profiles (not that I suppose they would engage with me anyway) because they often sound a bit fishy and I would probably not have the right stomach to handle them if they're real. But heh...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 12, 2019, 02:16:05 AM
Quote from: shosta on August 12, 2019, 02:04:28 AM
final entry

(https://i.imgur.com/dgOBSYe.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ObUl2V2.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ogXiljs.png)

it was a decent photoshop :trumps That kind of freaks me out though, like this is a serious operation

Scamming is like anything, takes work and craftsmanship. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 12, 2019, 02:25:25 AM
New Delhi?

I think more like SC, around Greenville.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on August 12, 2019, 07:18:41 AM
Don't worry shosta, you can post your dick pics here and we'll humiliate you instead :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 12, 2019, 10:52:06 AM
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 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 12, 2019, 11:16:49 AM
I say send the dick pics anyway, what’s the worst that can happen?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2019, 11:27:28 AM
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 :doge

You're homewrecking a heroin couple? Good luck dude...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 12, 2019, 11:37:20 AM
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You're homewrecking a heroin couple? Good luck dude...
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:rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2019, 11:49:58 AM
Ha, sorry, I missed a couple episodes this season.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 12, 2019, 12:06:32 PM
RIP in pieces Atra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 13, 2019, 04:23:25 AM
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 :doge

Dude.

Seriously. Dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 13, 2019, 04:43:47 AM
Quote from: shosta on August 12, 2019, 02:04:28 AM
final entry

(https://i.imgur.com/dgOBSYe.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ObUl2V2.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ogXiljs.png)

it was a decent photoshop :trumps That kind of freaks me out though, like this is a serious operation

Damn, you're good at catching all this stuff. I wouldn't have caught the tattoo. I always knew you were a smart guy shosta.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 10:47:45 AM
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Dude.

Seriously. Dude.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 13, 2019, 11:31:54 AM
When u takin a dick up ur ass bruh  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on August 13, 2019, 11:31:54 AM
When u takin a dick up ur ass bruh  ::)
Depends what my guy is doing this weekend.  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 13, 2019, 12:39:07 PM
Quote from: Esch on August 13, 2019, 12:29:16 PM
1) atra spends his early 20s fighting off Christian programming that's irreversibly borked his head
2) overwhelmed by nihilism and a shitty work culture he delves headfirst into memes
3) delves headfirst into pussy, bussy, drugs and bad hunter s thompson inspired ideology as a form of escapism and lingering parental rebellion as he approaches 30 years of age
4) ends up addicted to something oh God ohfuck
5) goes to a 12 step program
6) ends up an evangelical again #saved
7) he is now a Christian on his own terms, his beliefs validated through real life experience

(http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/4Dy1Btpt0qUZa/giphy.gif)
(http://leckheflin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Dialectics-12.jpg)


This is honestly a similar tack to me and I've been worried that's also where I'll end up. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 13, 2019, 01:04:14 PM
Quote from: Esch on August 13, 2019, 12:48:46 PM
Andy, if you don't die a republican (I suppose the 2070 version of a republican will just be an eco-fascist?) I'll lose all faith in my predictive ability :'(

:larry Even I can't tell you the answer to this one breh. :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 01:20:14 PM
I’ll probably end up as a Buddhist tbh.  :doge

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or a wizard  :birb
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 01:42:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM
God, I love her (as a friend).  :doge

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.  :doge
If I could tell my past self (pre-MDMA) what’s happening now he’d be losing his shit. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 13, 2019, 02:29:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 01:42:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM
God, I love her (as a friend).  :doge

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.  :doge
If I could tell my past self (pre-MDMA) what’s happening now he’d be losing his shit. :doge

Are you attributing the years' changes to MDMA, or just using that as a reference point?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 13, 2019, 03:23:24 PM
You know I'd never use our pet names outside the bedroom, love. ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 04:26:46 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 13, 2019, 02:29:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 01:42:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM
God, I love her (as a friend).  :doge

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.  :doge
If I could tell my past self (pre-MDMA) what’s happening now he’d be losing his shit. :doge
Are you attributing the years' changes to MDMA, or just using that as a reference point?
Reference point. I haven’t had molly in ages.

Acid and mushrooms have been more effective with my personal growth.

Like... I’m no longer depressed and anxious all the time. Shit’s awesome.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 13, 2019, 04:57:25 PM
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Quote from: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 10:47:45 AM
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 :doge

Dude.

Seriously. Dude.
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Don’t listen to these cowards do your thing bro.
:mynicca
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Post by: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 05:32:49 PM
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Post by: team filler on August 13, 2019, 05:37:54 PM
 :sistine
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 13, 2019, 05:41:48 PM
still need more posts of you and your psychedelic friends discovering the secrets of the universe  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 05:41:51 PM
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* chaos magic time *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

 :cody :rash  :marimo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 13, 2019, 05:48:24 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 05:32:49 PM
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you fucked up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 05:51:11 PM
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you fucked up
Nope. I’m playing the long game here.

Just you watch. Also, I know this girl waaaay better than you do.

Also, I’m not putting my eggs all in one basket. There’s another girl I’m seeing soon that’ll be my plan B if this thing with plan A doesn’t work out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 13, 2019, 05:52:03 PM
maybe you didn't fuck up then :marimo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on August 13, 2019, 06:34:20 PM
nice cuck response. i'm sure she'll take it to heart as she's getting drilled on the wayside
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 06:51:31 PM
I already know she’s getting drilled. I just want to have the final laugh... I mean drill.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 13, 2019, 08:48:15 PM
in an odd coincidence, i was just using hinge and was swiping and came across two chicks i dated one right after the other, one of them being herpes girl and got sad again. real shame, because even though she was clearly crazy, the potential sex would probably have been AMAZING  :rejoice

made me also realize that relationships with the three the hottest chicks i ever dated were all ruined thanks to my living situation :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on August 13, 2019, 08:53:06 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 13, 2019, 08:48:15 PM
in an odd coincidence, i was just using hinge and was swiping and came across two chicks i dated one right after the other, one of them being herpes girl and got sad again. real shame, because even though she was clearly crazy, the potential sex would probably have been AMAZING  :rejoice

made me also realize that relationships with the three the hottest chicks i ever dated were all ruined thanks to my living situation :fbm

Is herpes girl a girl you wouldn’t fuck because she had herpes? Because herpes is actually pretty common nowadays and isn’t really anything more than an inconvenience.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 13, 2019, 09:33:19 PM
Quote from: EightBitNate on August 13, 2019, 08:53:06 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 13, 2019, 08:48:15 PM
in an odd coincidence, i was just using hinge and was swiping and came across two chicks i dated one right after the other, one of them being herpes girl and got sad again. real shame, because even though she was clearly crazy, the potential sex would probably have been AMAZING  :rejoice

made me also realize that relationships with the three the hottest chicks i ever dated were all ruined thanks to my living situation :fbm

Is herpes girl a girl you wouldn’t fuck because she had herpes? Because herpes is actually pretty common nowadays and isn’t really anything more than an inconvenience.

she had genital herpes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 14, 2019, 03:51:57 AM
Quote from: chronovore on August 13, 2019, 04:23:25 AM
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 :doge

Dude.

Seriously. Dude.

He's like a sexual camel, stubborn and very adapted to the rigors of his South Carolina environment to the point that he believes he can survive any array of holes and drugs.

I mean seriously, it doesn't sound like she's a very good friend. Being poly doesn't make you play games with someone who you know has hurt feelings over you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 14, 2019, 09:00:40 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 13, 2019, 10:47:45 AM
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 :doge

Dude.

Seriously. Dude.
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Remarkably bad idea.

There's a gallery of bad ideas, and this one is on a large canvas on a gilt frame. It's got a fucking spotlight on it. There's a plaque beneath the piece, just in the shadow of the frame cast by the spotlight. It reads, "Dude."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on August 14, 2019, 09:15:50 AM
I just want to know if the possums are safe with a relapsed heroin addict running around  :stahp

Save the possums, Atra!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 09:22:49 AM
Quote from: skullstorm on August 14, 2019, 09:15:50 AM
I just want to know if the possums are safe with a relapsed heroin addict running around  :stahp

Save the possums, Atra!
I believe two of them got released out into the wild.  :doge

But she still has the one that can’t be released due to injuries.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 14, 2019, 09:27:57 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 09:22:49 AM
Quote from: skullstorm on August 14, 2019, 09:15:50 AM
I just want to know if the possums are safe with a relapsed heroin addict running around  :stahp

Save the possums, Atra!
I believe two of them got released out into the wild.  :doge

But she still has the one that can’t be released due to injuries.

And /that/ possum is the relapsed heroin addict?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 09:33:06 AM
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 :doge

Dude.

Seriously. Dude.

He's like a sexual camel, stubborn and very adapted to the rigors of his South Carolina environment to the point that he believes he can survive any array of holes and drugs.

I mean seriously, it doesn't sound like she's a very good friend. Being poly doesn't make you play games with someone who you know has hurt feelings over you.
There’s a lot that has happened between her and I that I’m leaving out for brevity’s sake but our friendship has grown leaps and bounds these last several months. Plus her and I, when we first met, were at rather low points in our lives.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 10:44:37 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2019, 09:54:02 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on August 14, 2019, 03:51:57 AM
I mean seriously, it doesn't sound like she's a very good friend. Being poly doesn't make you play games with someone who you know has hurt feelings over you.

Did you miss the part where Attra is literally describing playing games with this girl's feelings?
Exactly lol... the tables have turned.  :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 14, 2019, 10:50:11 AM
Here's the thingy, hasn't this redacted lady consistently shown that she is fairly self centered and self important? Why is she worth the effort? Seems you could get with healthier, more mature, more stable women pretty easily.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 14, 2019, 10:51:48 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 10:44:37 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2019, 09:54:02 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on August 14, 2019, 03:51:57 AM
I mean seriously, it doesn't sound like she's a very good friend. Being poly doesn't make you play games with someone who you know has hurt feelings over you.

Did you miss the part where Attra is literally describing playing games with this girl's feelings?
Exactly lol... the tables have turned.  :phil
Atra retire bitch :steiner
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 14, 2019, 10:54:24 AM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T483q4gRLJE/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 11:00:00 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 14, 2019, 10:50:11 AM
Here's the thingy, hasn't this redacted lady consistently shown that she is fairly self centered and self important? Why is she worth the effort? Seems you could get with healthier, more mature, more stable women pretty easily.
Hah... I have yet to meet a young woman (or man) in my city who is not self centered...

The only ones that aren’t entirely self centered are single moms or dads because they are centered around their child.  :doge

Or there’s people who I’ve met who hate themselves/self deprecate all the time and that gets annoying as well. I’ll take someone with a high sense of self over a low one any day.

If anything [redacted]’s behavior has been changing more and more to mirror mine since we’ve been tripping a lot together as of late. My divine nature is rubbing off on her lol.  :doge

And there’s no effort involved now. I have never felt more in sync with her and all my other friends. They also tell me how they see me as their North Star when their lives are going to shit.

edit: Hell, even [redacted]’s bf likes me and comes to me for advice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 14, 2019, 11:14:00 AM
I wouldn’t expend any energy on this. She still picked a heroin addict over you. You’re still being played, even if you’re playing yourself. I would have ditched these losers a long time ago.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 14, 2019, 11:14:45 AM
Just don’t go playing savior at a cost to yourself you’re not willing to pay, loved one

Also though, Atra you continue to impress with the way you handle all the critiques you get in this thread lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 14, 2019, 11:22:30 AM
Liked for the last line. ^
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on August 14, 2019, 11:22:52 AM
The whole [redacted] thing is corny, just say she/her? Like what are you hiding. Is it a dude? Are you trying to suck a dude's dick? Does [redacted] have a dick?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 11:23:25 AM
Even if I am getting played, the connections and friendships I have made along the way through her have turned me from a nobody into a somebody in my small city. My best friend even said to me the other day that more & more people in our scene see me as some kind of legend lol.

And for the record, I’m still fucking and dating other peeps. Sheesh.  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 14, 2019, 11:26:17 AM
Atra back for a hot minute and already he got everyone riled up :lol :clap
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 11:26:52 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 14, 2019, 11:14:45 AM
Just don’t go playing savior at a cost to yourself you’re not willing to pay, loved one

Also though, Atra you continue to impress with the way you handle all the critiques you get in this thread lol
Because they still see me as late 2018 Atra lol. I can’t take it too personally because that Atra died and got obliterated in late January.

And I still have an ego, y’all. If anything I’m hyper aware of it and use it to my advantage to make impressions upon people in my life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 14, 2019, 11:31:26 AM
Quote from: demi on August 14, 2019, 11:22:52 AM
The whole [redacted] thing is corny, just say she/her? Like what are you hiding. Is it a dude? Are you trying to suck a dude's dick? Does [redacted] have a dick?
Quote from: Kara on June 25, 2019, 01:08:21 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 25, 2019, 12:41:41 PM
Why do you keep [redacting] as if a) anyone knows who this is b) you can use a pronoun  :doge

Real relationship thread heads know who it is.

.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 14, 2019, 11:32:26 AM
You're gonna have fun this weekend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 11:48:31 AM
Quote from: toku on August 14, 2019, 11:32:26 AM
You're gonna have fun this weekend.
Oh I most definitely will.

Mostly because I’m seeing this gal:
https://imgur.com/a/w9VL7Qn

 :ryker

We met up at the Godspeed You! Black Emperor concert and she’s down to hangout again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 14, 2019, 11:55:53 AM
cute androgynous look, choker
(https://i.imgur.com/8sT5M1K.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 14, 2019, 11:55:56 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 11:00:00 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 14, 2019, 10:50:11 AM
Here's the thingy, hasn't this redacted lady consistently shown that she is fairly self centered and self important? Why is she worth the effort? Seems you could get with healthier, more mature, more stable women pretty easily.
Hah... I have yet to meet a young woman (or man) in my city who is not self centered...

The only ones that aren’t entirely self centered are single moms or dads because they are centered around their child.  :doge

Or there’s people who I’ve met who hate themselves/self deprecate all the time and that gets annoying as well. I’ll take someone with a high sense of self over a low one any day.

If anything [redacted]’s behavior has been changing more and more to mirror mine since we’ve been tripping a lot together as of late. My divine nature is rubbing off on her lol.  :doge

And there’s no effort involved now. I have never felt more in sync with her and all my other friends. They also tell me how they see me as their North Star when their lives are going to shit.

edit: Hell, even [redacted]’s bf likes me and comes to me for advice.
those first two sentences... :sabu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 14, 2019, 12:15:43 PM
We're gonna get a "Young man found chopped in bits in plastic bag, dildo in the arse, BBC in mouth, blood tests reveal 73 illicit drugs" headline in the Greenville Standard soon, aren't we.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on August 14, 2019, 12:22:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 11:26:52 AM
that Atra died and got obliterated in late January.

Deets.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 01:06:13 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 14, 2019, 12:22:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 11:26:52 AM
that Atra died and got obliterated in late January.

Deets.
losing my life consuming marketing job + hitting rock bottom emotionally + gaining a new best friend + psychedelics + a life changing ego death experience = Atra 2019  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 14, 2019, 03:58:27 PM
new atra>>>>>>>>>>bore autistys
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 04:51:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 11:48:31 AM
Quote from: toku on August 14, 2019, 11:32:26 AM
You're gonna have fun this weekend.
Oh I most definitely will.

Mostly because I’m seeing this gal:
https://imgur.com/a/w9VL7Qn

 :ryker

We met up at the Godspeed You! Black Emperor concert and she’s down to hangout again.
She just told me she does solo porn.  :itagaki
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 14, 2019, 04:52:19 PM
:picard
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 14, 2019, 04:53:18 PM
He looks cute.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 04:53:21 PM
 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 14, 2019, 04:53:29 PM
 :delicious

link me to her stuff  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 04:55:44 PM
Quote from: filler on August 14, 2019, 04:53:29 PM
:delicious

link me to her stuff  :rash
I’ll get it once she prints off some business cards.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 05:24:02 PM
💪2019 ATRA💪


:woody :patel :tauntaun :fabulous :point :birb :ohyeah :dsp :jawalrus :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 14, 2019, 06:09:32 PM
#teamnewatra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFFdSR6U_kc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 15, 2019, 04:40:00 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2019, 03:59:07 PM
The man is feeling himself a bit, it's a good thing.

That's what I do every night, as I cry myself to sleep.     :D
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on August 15, 2019, 10:00:55 AM
So just a quick update from me I guess...

The girlfriend and I ended up getting back together a couple of weeks after everything happened. I think I freaked out a little much over everything, but I was just trying to be prudent and make sure we weren't all heading off a cliff. She immediately wanted us to be together again, and it was only a couple of days before my wife also said that she thought we made a mistake. It took me a couple of weeks to come around. But we've found a nice balance, clear boundaries that we can respect and expectations.


But while things have been going well there, the gf and I did something stupid a few weeks ago. It wasn't anything that would mess with my marriage and my wife knew about it, but it was definitely careless. We almost got caught and while she's freaking out about it and saying she never does stupid things like that I kind of had a realization about myself - this is me. I wouldn't say I'm self destructive, but I definitely take needless risk for god knows what reason and even worse I like convincing people to do it with me. I really did push her over a period of months to do this and eventually convinced her.  But I actually felt really bad seeing her worry so much afterwards and didn't want to do that to her ever again. So I don't know where that came from but there it is. I'm trying to make a conscious effort to recognize it now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 15, 2019, 12:14:50 PM
Mups did I give you my new cell? If not let me know
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 15, 2019, 08:13:03 PM
Everyone's doing good but I need to know what happened to the Filler prison gf b plot. I cared about those characters.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 16, 2019, 07:00:38 AM
Quote from: toku on August 15, 2019, 08:13:03 PM
Everyone's doing good but I need to know what happened to the Filler prison gf b plot. I cared about those characters.

The only plot I care about is Atramental’s adventures with other dudes. Hearing him talk about wanting to bang chicks is unfortunate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on August 16, 2019, 07:46:24 AM
Can't wait to read about him getting spit-roasted by two black hunks like a pale little piggy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 16, 2019, 07:47:08 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 16, 2019, 07:00:38 AM
Quote from: toku on August 15, 2019, 08:13:03 PM
Everyone's doing good but I need to know what happened to the Filler prison gf b plot. I cared about those characters.

The only plot I care about is Atramental’s adventures with other dudes. Hearing him talk about wanting to bang chicks is unfortunate.
What a regression  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 16, 2019, 08:38:09 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 16, 2019, 07:00:38 AM
Quote from: toku on August 15, 2019, 08:13:03 PM
Everyone's doing good but I need to know what happened to the Filler prison gf b plot. I cared about those characters.

The only plot I care about is Atramental’s adventures with other dudes. Hearing him talk about wanting to bang chicks is unfortunate.
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 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on August 16, 2019, 10:36:09 AM
Far right huh  :thinking

spoiler (click to show/hide)
He's cute, get in there bb  ;)
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 16, 2019, 11:06:48 AM
Hope you "have fun"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 16, 2019, 11:53:16 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 16, 2019, 08:38:09 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 16, 2019, 07:00:38 AM
Quote from: toku on August 15, 2019, 08:13:03 PM
Everyone's doing good but I need to know what happened to the Filler prison gf b plot. I cared about those characters.

The only plot I care about is Atramental’s adventures with other dudes. Hearing him talk about wanting to bang chicks is unfortunate.
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 :doge

Nice work. I was afraid you weren’t into dudes anymore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on August 17, 2019, 10:41:34 AM
Still won’t believe until I see a gif of some hog slurpin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 17, 2019, 01:20:16 PM
No
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on August 17, 2019, 06:43:12 PM
Is Atra a top or a bottom
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 17, 2019, 07:45:51 PM
Where Atra's going everything is fluid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 17, 2019, 07:48:30 PM
Atra said he was gonna see that girl this weekend and now he says he's going to see that guy. What gives, homie?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 17, 2019, 07:54:27 PM
smile bitch! :D atra ain't going back and forth with you niccas  ::) he's living his best life  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Space Jam is Canon on August 17, 2019, 08:35:58 PM
Super proud of you, Atra. 2019 is turning cucks into bucks :rejoice

For my part, I moved to Portland about a month ago. My career is thriving and life is the best it's ever been. A year ago, I was miserable in Sacramento and in the depths of an affair so cruelly perpetrated and whose machinations were so psychically torturous that it would lead to me attempting suicide and getting involuntarily committed. As hard as it was, I would never have understood how badly I was settling unless I had the rug ripped out from under me. I got through it without impugning my character* and with proving to myself that I really was being held back. Cheers to blessings in disguise.

*After I got out of the mental hospital but before I left for good, I took a page out of Olivia's book and brought back Letha Weapons to fuck in our bed and absolutely defiled it.  Which my ex and her affair partner now share. Enjoy!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on August 19, 2019, 05:12:17 PM
tfw your wife is pregnant but the only way to really tell is her boobs getting bigger. :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 19, 2019, 05:23:13 PM
https://twitter.com/Nosoycuero/status/1163418702924124166


 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 20, 2019, 08:53:50 AM
Kinda curious as a tangent to the shit thread : to those for which it is applicable, did you ever received a first message from a woman and not the other way around ? It happened to me once but that was a self declared sapiosexual sending me the equivalent of a carepost to seemingly initiate more of a correspondence than paving the way to a potential date.

Not a dig at anyone, straight dating & possibly outdated gender roles are what they are and die hard, just curious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on August 22, 2019, 04:18:42 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on August 20, 2019, 08:53:50 AM
Kinda curious as a tangent to the shit thread : to those for which it is applicable, did you ever received a first message from a woman and not the other way around ? It happened to me once but that was a self declared sapiosexual sending me the equivalent of a carepost to seemingly initiate more of a correspondence than paving the way to a potential date.

Not a dig at anyone, straight dating & possibly outdated gender roles are what they are and die hard, just curious.

Yes, and them messaging first isn't indicative of much. It's not enough info to guage if she wants to take charge and make moves on you, if she likes to be more dominant with decision making, ect ect

I've received messages first from women that lead to dates, I've had women message me first and they lose interest after a few hours of texting.

Different topic, but I'm so over non binary shit. I understand and empathize with trans people. I think, if you aren't seeking to gender transition, man or woman, you can have and seek any feminine or masculine traits you want.

But, to have a pussy and tits, and you want to be called Cory, or boy, or hogmeister, I'm over that, so over that. To transition is brave, and can  be harrowing. To be non binary, you relabel yourself based on your own perspective of gender identity.

Mormapope's gender? I identify as an infectious disease. Pronouns I find acceptable are STD, The Chronic, Bact-pack, and ED.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 22, 2019, 05:37:56 AM
Quote from: mormapope on August 22, 2019, 04:18:42 AM
*snip*

Thank you STD !
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 22, 2019, 06:18:16 AM
https://old.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/ctq357/tinder_over_3_years_1821_male_oc/

Gentlement, instructions are in the comments. Do it for science.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on August 22, 2019, 06:31:11 AM
Quote from: Rufus on August 22, 2019, 06:18:16 AM
https://old.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/ctq357/tinder_over_3_years_1821_male_oc/

Gentlement, instructions are in the comments. Do it for science.

Never used online apps. 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 22, 2019, 01:36:23 PM
https://twitter.com/ochocinco/status/1164581776561528832
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2019, 10:31:19 PM
I just want my own personal Meg Myers already

https://youtu.be/bR5u9jb0PJE

That final flame that'll just, ultimately, snuff me completely

 :dsp

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 22, 2019, 11:03:17 PM
used to love heart heart head by her  :lol big chune
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2019, 11:10:19 PM
Her cover of 'Running Up that Hill' finally put her on my radar and it hit, all at once, just how full of passion she is. To the point of almost affected mania. That unbridled passion is so goddamn attractive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on August 22, 2019, 11:13:50 PM
don't think i've ever encountered a cover of that song I didn't like

 :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 23, 2019, 01:16:03 PM
Your ex transitioning to being a great friend.
 :ohyeah

The casual, borderline lottery addiction, struggle of dating apps. 
 :nope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 23, 2019, 02:00:15 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 01:06:13 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 14, 2019, 12:22:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 14, 2019, 11:26:52 AM
that Atra died and got obliterated in late January.

Deets.
losing my life consuming marketing job + hitting rock bottom emotionally + gaining a new best friend + psychedelics + a life changing ego death experience = Atra 2019  :doge

I'm glad your slow journey towards oblivion will briefly be a little more tolerable.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 23, 2019, 04:23:33 PM
https://twitter.com/2Cool2Bl0g/status/1157697525551439872
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on August 23, 2019, 07:57:11 PM
 :hmm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 31, 2019, 12:02:02 PM
I'm kind of falling back being awfully blasé about dating apps. There's no neediness or self worth worries attached to it, which is good, but also really no hope or excitement. I go take a look, like a few profiles, write a handful of messages. Rinse, repeat. At least it's free unlike the lottery, so there's that.

Deffo need to have something else going on. Don't we ever ?

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2019, 02:48:34 AM
So far tinder is treating me well. Have a fuck buddy and that’s fine for what I want for now considering it is entirely HARAM. But I get to suck dick any time I want. Yay~

Also met a girl on tinder. I smashed and that was fun.

I’m have a lot of success with it. HOE MODE ACTIVATE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2019, 02:54:56 AM
Also 4-5 inch long but really thick penises are extremely underrated.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 03, 2019, 04:23:11 AM
Damnnnn, I’ve been plowed every night in the past week and a half thanks to tinder. Owns.

Lol at dating this point though so I’m good with the “dating” apps for now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 03, 2019, 06:22:46 AM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on September 01, 2019, 02:54:56 AM
Also 4-5 inch long but really thick penises are extremely underrated.

(https://i.redd.it/onznwe3qqlz11.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 03, 2019, 09:41:36 PM
So I booked a hotel to meet the cute polish / Russian chica up in Buffalo on the 27th. Apparently we're staying at a former insane asylum turned hotel. If I don't post on here in October, my body is probably spinning eternally at the bottom of Niagara.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 03, 2019, 10:09:56 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 03, 2019, 09:45:34 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 03, 2019, 09:41:36 PM
So I booked a hotel to meet the cute polish / Russian chica up in Buffalo on the 27th. Apparently we're staying at a former insane asylum turned hotel. If I don't post on here in October, my body is probably spinning eternally at the bottom of Niagara.

How far you traveling for that sweet borscht?

Six hour drive from here. Figure I've never seen downtown Buffalo and Niagara during the Fall so, if all else fails with her during, I can just indulge in the touristy aspects.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on September 03, 2019, 11:40:46 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 03, 2019, 09:41:36 PM
cute polish / Russian chica

:lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on September 04, 2019, 12:09:23 AM
okay, been wanting to ask this for a while

what do you guys do when you're going down on your girl (or guy), ready to chow down, only to find out it absolutely REEKS down there? it sucks cause i'd like to give my partners oral - and when they're nice and clean it's a wonderful experience - but it's pretty much a coin flip on how their hygiene is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 04, 2019, 12:31:38 AM
 :nugenix
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 04, 2019, 12:41:57 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/6ELeai1.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 04, 2019, 03:32:49 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on September 04, 2019, 12:09:23 AM
okay, been wanting to ask this for a while

what do you guys do when you're going down on your girl (or guy), ready to chow down, only to find out it absolutely REEKS down there? it sucks cause i'd like to give my partners oral - and when they're nice and clean it's a wonderful experience - but it's pretty much a coin flip on how their hygiene is.

Suggest the two of you shower together and get frisky in the shower. Don’t hint her puss stinks. Just deflect and say you’ve been active today and want to freshen up beforehand. This will be seen as considerate and is a fun place for sexy time while also making her go,”oh I definitely need a shower too.” Win win. Do it before you pull those panties or it will be obvious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 04, 2019, 03:41:03 AM
Tell her you think her smell changed at some point which might be linked to a pH or bacteria imbalance so she might want to get it checked out before it becomes serious. I could say this with a straight face because I already sound like a goober in intimate situations.

Do not tell her that you hesitated to appreciate the gift of her feminine virtue because you sensed a xenomorph lurking in the grotto.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 05, 2019, 04:38:57 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 03, 2019, 10:09:56 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 03, 2019, 09:45:34 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 03, 2019, 09:41:36 PM
So I booked a hotel to meet the cute polish / Russian chica up in Buffalo on the 27th. Apparently we're staying at a former insane asylum turned hotel. If I don't post on here in October, my body is probably spinning eternally at the bottom of Niagara.

How far you traveling for that sweet borscht?

Six hour drive from here. Figure I've never seen downtown Buffalo and Niagara during the Fall so, if all else fails with her during, I can just indulge in the touristy aspects.

Definitely stop at Duff's in Amherst for wings while you're there. Downtown Buffalo has come a long way since I was there for school back in the early 00s - Canalside is the happening place now with some cool restaurants and bars.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Crash Dummy on September 09, 2019, 03:33:34 PM
https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1171130979886481408 (https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1171130979886481408)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 09, 2019, 03:57:41 PM
Quote from: Crash Dummy on September 09, 2019, 03:33:34 PM
https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1171130979886481408 (https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1171130979886481408)

https://youtu.be/cpbTNfR4K8I

 :cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on September 09, 2019, 10:57:59 PM
so met up with an all poly group for the first time (nothing happened, btw)

is it a good idea to get involved?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 10, 2019, 12:09:48 AM
If you're poly, it's probably a pretty cool club but if you're trying to see if they can sell you on joining their tribe, I feel like you would waste their time or hurt some feelings.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2019, 07:24:29 PM
Nah I’m ok.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 12, 2019, 11:52:04 PM
Well I don't want to go into detail because thebore will make fun of me and I'm already aware of my problems. Seek help yeah, I know. But officially my relationship is over. There's feelings of hurt and relief which is weird, but I'm not sure where I GO from now. I liked having a partner it was fun, even when it transitioned to being lOng distance. Having someone to talk to and know that there's someone out there who supposedly loves and cares for you. Going to miss that feeling. And it really sucks because I feel pretty lonley now even though it's only been a few days. You know, I'm nearing that 30 number. Friend's are getting married, no time, moved away. I feel older and am not into the bar scene anymore. And yeah I'm good on online dating. So my friend circle is kind of well depleted. I got a new job to so it's not like I'm beyond being simply friendly with the people there. Also it's not really a job where you're going to meet and make friends. I'm on my own there mostly. I feel like a pretty dark time is coming up for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 13, 2019, 12:09:11 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 12, 2019, 11:52:04 PM
Well I don't want to go into detail because thebore will make fun of me and I'm already aware of my problems. Seek help yeah, I know. But officially my relationship is over. There's feelings of hurt and relief which is weird, but I'm not sure where I from now. I liked having a partner it was fun, even when it transitioned to being ling distance. Having someone to talk to and know that there's someone out there who supposedly loves and cares for you. Going to miss that feeling. And it really sucks because I feel pretty lonley now even though it's only been a few days. You know, I'm nearing that 30 number. Friend's are getting married, no time, moved away. I feel older and am not into the bar scene anymore. And yeah I'm good on online dating. So my friend circle is kind of well depleted. I got a new job to so it's not like I'm beyond being simply friendly with the people there. Also it's not really a job where you're going to meet and make friends. I'm on my own there mostly. I feel like a pretty dark time is coming up for me.
we here for you, rahx breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 13, 2019, 12:24:40 AM
Liking "man my life sucks" posts are so weird lol.

I can't tell if it's coming from a "get fucked you annoying poster" angle or not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on September 13, 2019, 12:27:04 AM
This is why Facebook introduced those other reactions.

Though now apparently all social networking sites are waging a war on likes in general, or something.

In any case you can get through this, at the very least it seems like you're prepared for the upcoming shitty period. That mindset tends to help me get through shit like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 13, 2019, 12:32:39 AM
my likes are meant to show my love and support, breh  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 13, 2019, 04:23:41 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 13, 2019, 04:57:05 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on September 13, 2019, 04:23:41 AM
I did some soul searching and decided that I'm still kinda hurting from a gal I dated in April for about 2 months who I really liked and then she ghosted me and blocked me on every social app while on vacation in Spain on day 4 after sending me super lovingly postcards every day for the first 3 days of the trips. When she blocked me she sent me 3 texts I guess explaining what was up but then deleted them before I could read them so was just left in the dark. Whoops. I played it off like it wasn't a big deal and there wasn't a long term potential in the future for us (she was the one with the STD), but I guess it actually hurt a lot and is why I've been in a depression for the last 5-6 months on & off.
That's pretty intense. No wonder you got hurt, anybody would.

You know, I watched The Lobster last night, and it dovetails pretty well with this post. Definitely don't waste your time, try and talk to someone enough through messaging first to see if you can get that spark going way before you even meet up. Best of luck to you dude.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, as someone who's your height, I've literally never had sex with anyone taller than me. Sounds terrible.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 13, 2019, 10:25:12 AM
Got a match, she says she'll come back to me when she has some more time, I respond her profile said as much and that was OK was looking forward to that.

A couple of days later "User no longer has an account."
 :heh

The search continues.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 13, 2019, 10:32:25 AM
Quote from: shosta on September 13, 2019, 04:57:05 AM
Definitely don't waste your time, try and talk to someone enough through messaging first to see if you can get that spark going way before you even meet up. Best of luck to you dude.



I‘d argue that prolonged messaging  is more of a waste of time. Just use messaging to push for a meet up ASAP and not for random conversations. You‘ll never know if someone is compatible or even interested by messaging.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2019, 11:21:42 PM
A slight update.

I'd rather not go into detail about happen between my gf and me, because I don't want to be mocked and I'm sure the bore can assume it's my own usual insecuties problem.

Anyway, right now she said that she thinks we should take a break, so we can focus on ourselves. So I can get help. She said that during this break she wouldn't limit herself from seeing other people. But she also said she has no interest in looking for other people nor does she want to. She said she'd let me know though if something came up. But if she sees me getting better that we will resume. That we'd still stay in contact and play video games and whatnot. So I don't know what that really means. Good or bad.

I mean I have no intrests in other people, but I guess I'm just going to agree with this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2019, 12:33:48 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2019, 11:21:42 PM
A slight update.

I'd rather not go into detail about happen between my gf and me, because I don't want to be mocked and I'm sure the bore can assume it's my own usual insecuties problem.

Anyway, right now she said that she thinks we should take a break, so we can focus on ourselves. So I can get help. She said that during this break she wouldn't limit herself from seeing other people. But she also said she has no interest in looking for other people nor does she want to. She said she'd let me know though if something came up. But if she sees me getting better that we will resume. That we'd still stay in contact and play video games and whatnot. So I don't know what that really means. Good or bad.

I mean I have no intrests in other people, but I guess I'm just going to agree with this.
:-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2019, 01:47:52 AM
So you guys think this is a bad thing?

I mean we played Borderlands tonight so I don't know and I know she cares about me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2019, 01:54:48 AM
get yourself right and it won't matter, breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 16, 2019, 01:55:54 AM
I think breakups are painful and not only is clean separation healthiest for you emotionally, it has the highest probability of you getting back together.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 16, 2019, 01:58:14 AM
There's not much you have a choice to agree to here.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2019, 01:47:52 AM
So you guys think this is a bad thing?

It's a softly worded breakup. I'd assume her leaving the door open for patching things together is genuine, but there's never any guarantees there, don't set it as an objective. I don't know what exactly are the issues she alludes to you would need help with but regardless of your relationship resuming it would probably be beneficial to work on them for you, her or any other partner.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 16, 2019, 02:11:35 AM
Rahx, last year you were Naruto when he couldn't even walk up the tree. Right now, you're Naruto when he defeats Neji during the Chunin exams. Keep bettering yourself and you'll be Naruto when he beats Gaara
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 16, 2019, 02:22:33 AM
The other woman who matched with me (a month or so back) no longer has an account too  :omg am I a curse ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2019, 02:40:03 AM
Well I'd rather have a straight break-up that way I would'nt waste time with hope. She's the one that claimed it wasn't and also I should try it instead of making it a break up. Yet also said she woud'nt limit herself if something came up, but that it probably would'nt. While also noting that she wasn't looking for anything or wanted to be with anyone else, that it was soley me asking if dating other people was ok. So I don't know how I should look at this. I'm not going to jump on tinder, but I don't like being lonely and would rather know that I too should see this as actually over.

But yes I should seek help for my insercuties and she recommended me a doctor and whatnot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on September 16, 2019, 02:42:25 AM
Hit the gym and get ripped and you'll win her back in no time, champ  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 16, 2019, 02:59:22 PM
Rahx, As filler said, focus on you and bettering yourself and everything will work out.


I guess an update from me is in order.
Things with the wife are great. We've learned a lot about each other and really are closer than we've been before.  We did have a unicorn. She sorta blew up an demanded more time and turned on the passive agressiveness in threatening to blow up if we didn't make more time. Eventually she said we needed to make more time right away and I was like "With spooktober, halloween, thanksgiving and christmas/new years? You need to be more patient. We got kids and jobs and shit. Please be patient." (which she does too, but I guess we just have different priorities) and she essentially put out an ultimatum and I don't do those. So it was a good run, don't regret it, but obviously things for her weren't going great and she grabbed onto whatever she could. Makes me sad for her though, because well adjusted people won't put up with that shit and she doesn't see that.

As to the GF things are still going great. Things are settling. It's been almost a year now. Don't see things changing on this front.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2019, 05:20:40 PM
Yeah that’s what I need to do. But I need to do it for me and not for her, don’t make that mistake. But she also talked to my mom said it wasn’t over, she’s just been super stressed and whatnot. This isn’t the first time this has happen either, not to this extreme but similar.

But it’s just hard to not think about a relationship you like and care for while focusing on bettering yourself and hoping you can repair it. I also don’t want to react poorly and be disappointed if she decides she doesn’t want to get back together or has relations while “chilling”.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 16, 2019, 08:28:23 PM
Two things:
1) You need to be honest with yourself as to whether you're OK with things being as they are. If you're only going to be cool with things if you're hooking up then you're almost certainly not going to be a good friend and not going to get there by extension

2) Remember, while you're on a "break" you're on a "Break" Don't pull a Rachel.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2019, 08:41:11 PM
Well to be honest. No I’m not exactly cool. I’m fine with cooling off. Not having to be in constant communication and focusing on ourselves. But I wouldn’t be cool with her having any relations with anyone else. I’m not going to Perdue anyone else and if she did I’d be hurt and probably wouldn’t be able to reconcile that. It would be over forever for me. Maybe that’s bad I don’t know.

Which is why I kind of find this annoyingly vague. If she said she just wanted to be friends or it was a break up, I’d be able to just say fine and make a clean break. But saying we should go on break and that I can’t tell the future so I won’t limit myself, but hey I have no interests in dating anyone else, being with anyone else, so don’t worry kind of only makes me worry.

I haven’t seen Friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 16, 2019, 09:43:45 PM
I should probably explain what happen, but I know thebore will shit on me for it...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 16, 2019, 10:03:53 PM
Just share, we're not going to drag you because your girlfriend already did.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 16, 2019, 11:54:37 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on September 16, 2019, 02:22:33 AM
The other woman who matched with me (a month or so back) no longer has an account too  :omg am I a curse ?

Yes. You should probably kill yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 17, 2019, 12:56:11 AM
Quote from: shosta on September 16, 2019, 11:54:37 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on September 16, 2019, 02:22:33 AM
The other woman who matched with me (a month or so back) no longer has an account too  :omg am I a curse ?

Yes. You should probably kill yourself.

Lead the way, I'll follow right behind you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on September 17, 2019, 08:44:13 AM
hey man any connection is a good start. it's tough to put yourself out there so at least you're getting something back but from the sounds of it, it's best to leave it as friends.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2019, 10:23:21 AM
Quote from: Dufus on September 17, 2019, 07:52:38 AM
i am loathe to reply here with all these rahx shitposts
Um excuse me? I’m not belittling your problem. Please do not be an asshole and belittle mine. Because if you want to be a pos, trust me I have no problem replying in kind.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 17, 2019, 11:27:42 AM
And endless stamina, cotdamn. 👀
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 17, 2019, 01:11:02 PM
Got my STD test results back, no HIV!

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/12CvxNY8J5utEs/200w.webp?cid=19f5b51a4f95eae778c58c83b601a484733cc8fbb7e1e3c7&rid=200w.webp)

Time for more rawdawg 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 17, 2019, 02:18:23 PM
See? You say "No HIV!"I hear "There's other less worrisome stuff than HIV"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2019, 03:26:07 PM
Quote from: Dufus on September 17, 2019, 01:05:44 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 17, 2019, 10:23:21 AM
Because if you want to be a pos, trust me I have no problem replying in kind.

no shit ::) you've been an asshole for no reason plenty of times, maybe you were too drunk to remember or some shit

next time i'll just ignore your posts
Yeah you’re right I have. No one would argue that. But one of my constant points is your inclination to throw shade at me and sometimes over the years Attra while you act superior. I could search years over this thread to find posts where I or him have shared our  problems, yes sometimes poorly(especially in my case)  and you post a snobbish post(like today) all while claiming how awesome you are and how one day you’re gonna make progress. So no I don’t have a good feeling to you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 17, 2019, 06:13:52 PM
Chicks with chest tattoos will almost always send you a pic of their tits if you ask to see their tattoos. I call it... tit for tat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 17, 2019, 08:09:40 PM
So the girl I'm talking to in Buffalo, apparently her ex is, as she's described, a narcissist. She talked smack about him a bit. Mainly how the dude is extremely manipulative and she knows how he works. I then come to find some of her shit is still in his apartment. Ok. Then just a couple of days ago I found out she painted the bathroom in the new place he moved into and I'm over here like

(https://abload.de/img/screen_shot_2018-10-2v6k5n.png) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=screen_shot_2018-10-2v6k5n.png)

imma die yall
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on September 17, 2019, 09:09:26 PM
I really despise people who only talk shit about the people they use to be close to. You either have bad judgement or you’re just as bad they are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 17, 2019, 09:09:52 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 17, 2019, 08:50:08 PM
Somewhere in Buffalo there’s a chick showing her friend your poetry going

(https://abload.de/img/screen_shot_2018-10-2v6k5n.png) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=screen_shot_2018-10-2v6k5n.png)

imma die yall

Murder suicide

But who will murder first? 🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 17, 2019, 09:17:57 PM
Me: "Plans tonight?"
Her: "Not that I know of :)"
The text I deleted: "How about I come over and get you so wet your flood insurance kicks in"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 18, 2019, 02:33:57 AM
Quote from: shosta on September 17, 2019, 09:17:57 PM
Me: "Plans tonight?"
Her: "Not that I know of :)"
The text I deleted: "How about I come over and get you so wet your flood insurance kicks in"

The text I actually sent : "Yes. You should probably kill yourself."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 18, 2019, 02:45:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/kpR5IzZ.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2019, 09:26:34 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 19, 2019, 09:37:39 AM
Whew. Not the kind of opening I expected.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on September 19, 2019, 10:42:29 AM
Time for her to OD on your cock :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 19, 2019, 10:59:35 AM
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WTF? Are you texting with a girl? I’m disappointed.

Have you at least sucked a dick?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 19, 2019, 11:15:31 AM
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Not to be a soccer mom but that's kind of fucked up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2019, 11:24:34 AM
everything is fucked up, dudebro  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 19, 2019, 11:25:45 AM
Atra, bruv, not to be a party-pooper, but whenever you provide updates on that girl, all I can think of is:


(http://www.eureferendum.com/images/000a%20trainwreck-028.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2019, 11:37:45 AM
Her gay best friend & I were talking and we both agree that she (after she breaks up with her bf) needs time to be single in order to heal & whatnot but...

I’m gonna fuck that pussy tho  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 19, 2019, 12:39:30 PM
as everything with this girl, it all seems really healthy and on the up and up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2019, 12:42:44 PM
Her biggest flaw is that she thinks she can save/fix people like her current bf.

But like I was telling her gbf, a heroin addict is not a possum.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 19, 2019, 12:46:14 PM
become a heroin addict and you're totally in, dude!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 19, 2019, 01:04:07 PM
Nobody likes a copycat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 19, 2019, 01:09:56 PM
become the elizebeth warren of heroin addicts, you'll be unstoppable!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 19, 2019, 02:37:38 PM
 :noooo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2019, 03:28:49 PM
I don’t know why I’m posting this here, but hey first therapy session went ok. I got a good vibe and actual feedback for once.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 19, 2019, 03:30:31 PM
 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on September 19, 2019, 03:59:04 PM
I’m still waiting for Rahx to chill with me in Chicago
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2019, 04:59:28 PM
Quote from: EightBitNate on September 19, 2019, 03:59:04 PM
I’m still waiting for Rahx to chill with me in Chicago
To be honest, I think people would be a little surprised if they met me in real life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on September 19, 2019, 05:02:41 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2019, 04:59:28 PM
Quote from: EightBitNate on September 19, 2019, 03:59:04 PM
I’m still waiting for Rahx to chill with me in Chicago
To be honest, I think people would be a little surprised if they met me in real life.

Yeah I feel you. I get the feeling many people don’t like me/find me annoying on here but I’m actually pretty reserved in real life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on September 19, 2019, 05:16:13 PM
Except around your sister
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 20, 2019, 02:42:58 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 19, 2019, 12:42:44 PM
Her biggest flaw is that she thinks she can save/fix people like her current bf.

But like I was telling her gbf, a heroin addict is not a possum.  :doge

I don't care what everyone else says, I think you can totally save and fix her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on September 20, 2019, 04:15:09 AM
question: there's some mingling party going on saturday. the problem is that not one, but two girls i've went out with (one of being herpes girl) are going to be there. should i go? there's going to be like 60 people there, so it won't be that small a potential dating pool.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on September 20, 2019, 04:17:50 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on September 20, 2019, 04:15:09 AM
question: there's some mingling party going on saturday. the problem is that not one, but two girls i've went out with (one of being herpes girl) are going to be there. should i go? there's going to be like 60 people there, so it won't be that small a potential dating pool.

I would personally go unless the girls are very drama prone. Though i would bet they probably went out with more guys there than you anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2019, 11:40:56 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on September 20, 2019, 02:42:58 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 19, 2019, 12:42:44 PM
Her biggest flaw is that she thinks she can save/fix people like her current bf.

But like I was telling her gbf, a heroin addict is not a possum.  :doge

I don't care what everyone else says, I think you can totally save and fix her.
I’m not doing shit except being amazing/a contrast for her loser boyfriend.

Also, the more I pull back and get with other people the more she keeps on chasing after me.

If she doesn’t have a come to Jesus moment with me tonight then I’m done done with her.

Also, things have been going well between me and that hot short haired girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 20, 2019, 12:19:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 20, 2019, 11:40:56 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on September 20, 2019, 02:42:58 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 19, 2019, 12:42:44 PM
Her biggest flaw is that she thinks she can save/fix people like her current bf.

But like I was telling her gbf, a heroin addict is not a possum.  :doge

I don't care what everyone else says, I think you can totally save and fix her.




If she doesn’t have a come to Jesus moment with me tonight then I’m done done with her.


no you ain't  :juicy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2019, 01:16:33 PM
just watch  :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2019, 02:33:58 PM
filler is and that’s all that matters to me  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2019, 06:12:19 PM
be patient with me bb

you’ll see  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 20, 2019, 06:29:26 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 20, 2019, 05:58:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 20, 2019, 11:40:56 AM
If she doesn’t have a come to Jesus moment with me tonight then I’m done done with her.

You acting like a little bitch right now

Sometimes miracles, or ODs, happen but not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 20, 2019, 06:34:49 PM
you're gonna be alright atra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 20, 2019, 08:42:57 PM
BrandNew got engaged like a little bitch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 20, 2019, 09:41:23 PM
Congrats BN! Wish you both all the best!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2019, 01:03:07 AM
She came to Jesus. :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on September 21, 2019, 05:01:57 AM
i was just thinking about BrandNew the other day. why doesn't he post anymore?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 21, 2019, 05:10:37 AM
Also name change
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 21, 2019, 05:14:29 AM
Waiting for that band to get MeToo'd too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on September 24, 2019, 12:09:25 AM
Quote from: shosta on September 21, 2019, 05:14:29 AM
Waiting for that band to get MeToo'd too

Brand New the band already got got.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on September 25, 2019, 04:05:04 PM
Guys help!

Super cute girl sat next to me instead of anywhere else in this large empty room we're in. I complimented her hair and she said thanks and then nothing else.

Should i continue trying to talk to her?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on September 25, 2019, 04:06:57 PM
Nevermind, she left  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 25, 2019, 04:09:20 PM
Next time, you need to urinate on her.

It establishes dominance and ownership and can also be used to track her if she gets away.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 25, 2019, 04:18:49 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on September 25, 2019, 04:06:57 PM
Nevermind, she left  :'(

She noticed you don't have a neck tattoo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2019, 05:25:40 PM
thanks everyone for the congrats  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 26, 2019, 01:50:36 AM
Why the fuck do big girls have so much sexual energy? Just completely overflowing from their big fat titties. Fuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on September 26, 2019, 02:26:48 AM
Grats BN!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 26, 2019, 10:13:52 AM
Quote from: shosta on September 26, 2019, 01:50:36 AM
Why the fuck do big girls have so much sexual energy? Just completely overflowing from their big fat titties. Fuck

Or maybe you're just a wimp :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 26, 2019, 03:03:47 PM
From this point on, I'm totally gonna have to implement BDSM to all romantic relationships.

Looking at a beautiful and inviting neck, teasing her by massaging behind the neck and underneath her jaw. Wrapping both hands around her neck, a beautiful woman submitting to your bare hands, squeezing and tightening your grip, feeling their pulse and life force pumping, their eyes rolling back and their tongue wagging, their moans and groans of arousal as they struggle to breathe, the lust that fills their bodies and how they throw themselves at you.

it's Nirvana on this God forsaken planet. I wanna choke every bitch I see.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 26, 2019, 03:15:37 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 26, 2019, 03:17:26 PM
That's the plot of The Fall
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on September 26, 2019, 08:42:36 PM
gotta let her choke you too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on September 26, 2019, 11:49:43 PM
So I met a woman who caused me to ditch all my casual chicks. We had an instant connection. We love spending time together. She has money and I am a poor fuck.

I am 36 and she is 56. Her tits are nicer than many women I have been with half her age. We have so much in common. I don't even check out other women anymore.

Do you think a relationship like this can work out? Is the age gap too much? She has so much energy and loves to ride her bike as much as I do. She rides an hour to and from work each day even though she could drive if she wanted to.

I am totally in love with her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 26, 2019, 11:52:07 PM
i'd eat fiona apple's ass each and every night if given the opportunity and i'm about your age
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 26, 2019, 11:57:08 PM
Quote from: BikeJesus on September 26, 2019, 11:49:43 PM
So I met a woman who caused me to ditch all my casual chicks. We had an instant connection. We love spending time together. She has money and I am a poor fuck.

I am 36 and she is 56. Her tits are nicer than many women I have been with half her age. We have so much in common. I don't even check out other women anymore.

Do you think a relationship like this can work out? Is the age gap too much? She has so much energy and loves to ride her bike as much as I do. She rides an hour to and from work each day even though she could drive if she wanted to.

I am totally in love with her.
I'm not kidding when I say you're aging pretty well. The white hair looks pretty good even with the uncommon distribution.

The age gap is a huge issue because when she's at retirement age you'll be 45. But for now, be happy, just don't expect it to be effortless long term.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on September 26, 2019, 11:57:22 PM
I was iffy until you mentioned she loves to ride bikes.

Wife that cougar immediately.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on September 26, 2019, 11:58:28 PM
Also, rule is divide age by 2 and add 7

56/7 + 2 = 35

You’re good homie. slide in them cheeks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on September 27, 2019, 12:31:16 AM
Quote from: riotous on September 27, 2019, 12:20:00 AM
That’s a pretty big gap and... in a direction that’s hard to imagine long term lol

But whatever man,  crazier things have worked.

Well she is in better shape than the majority of people I see half her age. So I image she will be good until 100. Her life is only half over.

I on the otherhand am a loser who fixes bicycles. I don't wear a helmet and will probably die from a traumatic brain injury. Besides, humanity only has 12 years to live anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 27, 2019, 12:35:44 AM
breed her pussy  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on September 27, 2019, 12:37:54 AM
Cougars :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 27, 2019, 12:59:03 AM
ajumma pussy  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 27, 2019, 01:12:07 AM
Quote from: EightBitNate on September 26, 2019, 11:58:28 PM
Also, rule is divide age by 2 and add 7

56/7 + 2 = 35

You’re good homie. slide in them cheeks

It's add 7 and divide by 2.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on September 27, 2019, 01:34:39 AM
no it isn't you, libertarian
(20/2)+7 = 17
(20+7)/2 = 13(.5)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on September 27, 2019, 01:38:32 AM
Quote from: shosta on September 27, 2019, 01:12:07 AM
Quote from: EightBitNate on September 26, 2019, 11:58:28 PM
Also, rule is divide age by 2 and add 7

56/7 + 2 = 35

You’re good homie. slide in them cheeks

It's add 7 and divide by 2.

Quote from: OnlyRegret on September 27, 2019, 01:34:39 AM
no it isn't you, libertarian
(20/2)+7 = 17
(20+7)/2 = 13(.5)

Pedophilia sympathizer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on September 27, 2019, 08:59:40 AM
Bragging about nice tits with out a pic is such a tease.  :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 27, 2019, 09:26:52 AM
 :nsfw

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 27, 2019, 11:48:34 AM
Quote from: BikeJesus on September 26, 2019, 11:49:43 PM
So I met a woman who caused me to ditch all my casual chicks. We had an instant connection. We love spending time together. She has money and I am a poor fuck.

I am 36 and she is 56. Her tits are nicer than many women I have been with half her age. We have so much in common. I don't even check out other women anymore.

Do you think a relationship like this can work out? Is the age gap too much? She has so much energy and loves to ride her bike as much as I do. She rides an hour to and from work each day even though she could drive if she wanted to.

I am totally in love with her.

My friend is 37 and his fiancee is 15 years older, with 4 kids (all are grown and out of the house, she lives by herself). They make it work, although I can see she definitely feels awkward hanging out with all of us in our 30s.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 27, 2019, 07:39:11 PM
I really love getting the text "I want your cock in every hole 😍", blessing up pretty hard over here
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on September 27, 2019, 08:29:05 PM
dibs on bluetsunami's whip
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 29, 2019, 10:24:44 AM
Quote from: shosta on September 26, 2019, 01:50:36 AM
Why the fuck do big girls have so much sexual energy? Just completely overflowing from their big fat titties. Fuck

Because the frequency of which they fuck could be tied to moon phases

Full moon poon

And Teepo knows whatsup. I'm alive and ok. This chick is crazy but cool in person. She's a screamer, so that and her Fargo'esq midwestern accent made me realize things about myself over this sacred weekend
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 29, 2019, 10:49:58 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 29, 2019, 10:24:44 AM
Quote from: shosta on September 26, 2019, 01:50:36 AM
Why the fuck do big girls have so much sexual energy? Just completely overflowing from their big fat titties. Fuck

Because the frequency of which they fuck could be tied to moon phases

Full moon poon

And Teepo knows whatsup. I'm alive and ok. This chick is crazy but cool in person. She's a screamer, so that and her Fargo'esq midwestern accent made me realize things about myself over this sacred weekend

That's the Buffalo girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbWKIDtD00s
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2019, 12:28:12 AM
Does anyone think it would be weird for a woman to add someone on Facebook who they play XBL a lot with? You think they'd probably want to fuck them?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on October 01, 2019, 03:27:41 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2019, 12:28:12 AM
Does anyone think it would be weird for a woman to add someone on Facebook who they play XBL a lot with? You think they'd probably want to fuck them?

Without context, could go either way really.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 01, 2019, 03:28:36 AM
it's an opening, be cool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2019, 03:51:07 AM
Well it's not about me...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 01, 2019, 04:06:18 AM
It probably means she's just talking her feelings out with her gamer buddies and afraid if she doesn't FB friend him, then it'll look like she's hiding a male friend. I'm just going to assume it's that vanilla.

However, I don't know if you're a religious dude or anything..but I think this is a sign from the gods that you need to find the consent to get your wiener into some crazy, truly abusive puss. Like the type that just wipes out any sense of self-worth you have. You need the type of fucked that gets you fucked. It's just time to recenter man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2019, 05:01:44 PM
Eh I don’t know about that...

But you guys would probably think I’m stupid for getting a little jelly for my “gf” playing video games with other guys when it use to just be us...

And now adding one of those guys on Facebook


And they live in the same state.

And he’s an army vet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 01, 2019, 05:15:18 PM
Respect da troops, Rahx
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2019, 05:23:16 PM
Well there’s more to it then that which I’ll have to type up later. And when you look at things not like a crazy person like me, it’s probably nothing.

But distortions has been the big theme in my theapry sessions.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2019, 11:02:33 PM
Well like I said, distortions have been a pretty big theme in most of my sessions. So I'm well aware of what I say is dumb and a lot of it is my fault.

Anyway, recently everything had been going solid. I visited her in Arizona and beyond the fact that she was stressed from work I think the visit went well. I came back home feeling pretty good. I realize she is a very easily stressed person and usually my stance is to basically just let her control the pace of the relationship. Though yeah everyone here knows I'm still pretty insecure and I'm trying to work on that. So sometimes these feelings prop up.

Also most people here probably think I'm a dweeb when it comes to video games and I am, so I like to play single player games and I like to do them as un-disrupted as possible. Obviously, games were one of the primary ways we would "communicate". Gaming at nite would be our little "date nights". Which I probably took for granted as not all the time did I want to play Call of Duty and so on. Sometimes I wanted to play another game or sometimes you know I would go out with friends. Which she would give some greif for, but whatever no big deal. Anyway, she started playing with other people on XBL and yeah I know thats not a big deal and stupid for me to care about.

Anyway, I came back from AZ and we got back into routine, but she started inviting the main guy she added on FB. I guess this guy plays CoD pretty much every night and usually playing CoD at night is her relaxing thing. So he would play with is. I mean my main problem is I also don't like playing with people I don't know. I go silent when I'm around people I don't know. I also was a little T'd because this was usually are thing and I mean the fact that I did'nt see her as a potential fuck and rather somone to play Battlefield with is what started this whole thing. I did'nt voice this because rationally I knew it was dumb and who am I to tell her who she can play with?

Anyway time goes buy and everything is pretty normal. Text every day, sex talk, and playing XBL. One weekend though something happens and take it as slight. I get mad that she's playing with her "Cod bros" and she says that it's pretty ridiculous to get mad about and yknow usually she does just want to play with me, but since I wasn't always available she found some pretty nice people to also play CoD with and playing Xbox is one of her big escapes from stress.

Ok that happens and I guess the following week for her is awful. I don't think I messaged her or added to her stress, but she claimed I did by texting her too much. I don't know. I see something that suggests she was playing with the CoD dude and I think well "that kind of sucks for me". I ask her and she says no. But here comes the dumb move, I ask the dude as well and he says they did'nt. But I guess also told her I asked. So she's mad. Says I don't trust her, says I'm adding to her stress, says I've destroyed her escape place and added to her anxiety because I bought a stranger into her problems, and I broke her private space. I agree I did so I already know I'm an idiot. She says we are done.

She dials it back a few days later. We talk blah blah blah. Says we should take a break. Try to work on ourselves. Which I agree, which is lead me to seeking therapy. My insecurites are really effecting me. But she says during this break she would'nt limit herself. Which I focus on. Instead of her statement of "I'm not looking, talking to, or intersted in anyone and when I notice you've gotten better we can resume". Which she tells to me and my mother.

Anyway a few days go by again and things return to normal. Texting is back. Playing video games are back to normal. She even starts saying some sexual innuendo again.

But eh I don't know I get drunk one day and argument happens. Basicly she says that one of my problems is my pressure and demand for answer to things. That she never said she was open to other people and it was a mistake to say "she would'nt limit herself" instead she really just met hey you know, I don't know the future. We have a talk the next day and everything seems fine.

And it stays that way. If anything it's gotten better. Talking more, texting more, she says basicly sex is on the table but I need to keep working on myself and prove I'm stable. If anything she's gone back to her normal gf self complete with phone talks and getting mad at me when I don't respond quickly enough or play Xbox.

I just think adding the guy on facebook is odd. She still plays with this guy a lot. I mean have they shared phone numbers? He lives in AZ too so they could meet up? I mean I know she's not someone who's just going to meet someone for sex. She has to have a built up relationship and be comfortable with that person. Which is probably also why my actions recently have angerd her, it probably makes her think I do think kind of bad things about her. The dude is also married and has kids and to be fair seems like a nice guy. To also be fair she has so many Facebook friends and often adds people just after meeting them once.

So basically I've just created a situation in my head


or have I?

This is why I've started to see a doctor.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 01, 2019, 11:09:48 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2019, 11:02:33 PM
The dude is also married and has kids
This is literally the most important information and you put it at the end.

This is all in your head. It will be extremely corrosive to your relationship if you don't quit it immediately. You might think "things are back to normal" but this random act of jealously did serious damage to her trust in you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2019, 11:12:11 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 01, 2019, 11:09:48 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2019, 11:02:33 PM
The dude is also married and has kids
This is literally the most important information and you put it at the end.

This is all in your head. It will be extremely corrosive to your relationship if you don't quit it immediately. You might think "things are back to normal" but this random act of jealously did serious damage to her trust in you.
Oh yeah, that has already been stated. And I get it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 01, 2019, 11:13:53 PM
At one point in my life I was making random visits to my girlfriend's house at night to try and "catch her off guard". Lifted her facebook password off of her laptop and ended up obsessively checking her facebook messages, multiple times throughout the day. Distrust and paranoia is extremely self destructive, don't do it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 01, 2019, 11:16:54 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 01, 2019, 11:02:33 PM
Well like I said, distortions have been a pretty big theme in most of my sessions. So I'm well aware of what I say is dumb and a lot of it is my fault.

Anyway, recently everything had been going solid. I visited her in Arizona and beyond the fact that she was stressed from work I think the visit went well. I came back home feeling pretty good. I realize she is a very easily stressed person and usually my stance is to basically just let her control the pace of the relationship. Though yeah everyone here knows I'm still pretty insecure and I'm trying to work on that. So sometimes these feelings prop up.

Also most people here probably think I'm a dweeb when it comes to video games and I am, so I like to play single player games and I like to do them as un-disrupted as possible. Obviously, games were one of the primary ways we would "communicate". Gaming at nite would be our little "date nights". Which I probably took for granted as not all the time did I want to play Call of Duty and so on. Sometimes I wanted to play another game or sometimes you know I would go out with friends. Which she would give some greif for, but whatever no big deal. Anyway, she started playing with other people on XBL and yeah I know thats not a big deal and stupid for me to care about.

Anyway, I came back from AZ and we got back into routine, but she started inviting the main guy she added on FB. I guess this guy plays CoD pretty much every night and usually playing CoD at night is her relaxing thing. So he would play with is. I mean my main problem is I also don't like playing with people I don't know. I go silent when I'm around people I don't know. I also was a little T'd because this was usually are thing and I mean the fact that I did'nt see her as a potential fuck and rather somone to play Battlefield with is what started this whole thing. I did'nt voice this because rationally I knew it was dumb and who am I to tell her who she can play with?

Anyway time goes buy and everything is pretty normal. Text every day, sex talk, and playing XBL. One weekend though something happens and take it as slight. I get mad that she's playing with her "Cod bros" and she says that it's pretty ridiculous to get mad about and yknow usually she does just want to play with me, but since I wasn't always available she found some pretty nice people to also play CoD with and playing Xbox is one of her big escapes from stress.

Ok that happens and I guess the following week for her is awful. I don't think I messaged her or added to her stress, but she claimed I did by texting her too much. I don't know. I see something that suggests she was playing with the CoD dude and I think well "that kind of sucks for me". I ask her and she says no. But here comes the dumb move, I ask the dude as well and he says they did'nt. But I guess also told her I asked. So she's mad. Says I don't trust her, says I'm adding to her stress, says I've destroyed her escape place and added to her anxiety because I bought a stranger into her problems, and I broke her private space. I agree I did so I already know I'm an idiot. She says we are done.

She dials it back a few days later. We talk blah blah blah. Says we should take a break. Try to work on ourselves. Which I agree, which is lead me to seeking therapy. My insecurites are really effecting me. But she says during this break she would'nt limit herself. Which I focus on. Instead of her statement of "I'm not looking, talking to, or intersted in anyone and when I notice you've gotten better we can resume". Which she tells to me and my mother.

Anyway a few days go by again and things return to normal. Texting is back. Playing video games are back to normal. She even starts saying some sexual innuendo again.

But eh I don't know I get drunk one day and argument happens. Basicly she says that one of my problems is my pressure and demand for answer to things. That she never said she was open to other people and it was a mistake to say "she would'nt limit herself" instead she really just met hey you know, I don't know the future. We have a talk the next day and everything seems fine.

And it stays that way. If anything it's gotten better. Talking more, texting more, she says basicly sex is on the table but I need to keep working on myself and prove I'm stable. If anything she's gone back to her normal gf self complete with phone talks and getting mad at me when I don't respond quickly enough or play Xbox.

I just think adding the guy on facebook is odd. She still plays with this guy a lot. I mean have they shared phone numbers? He lives in AZ too so they could meet up? I mean I know she's not someone who's just going to meet someone for sex. She has to have a built up relationship and be comfortable with that person. Which is probably also why my actions recently have angerd her, it probably makes her think I do think kind of bad things about her. The dude is also married and has kids and to be fair seems like a nice guy. To also be fair she has so many Facebook friends and often adds people just after meeting them once.

So basically I've just created a situation in my head


or have I?

This is why I've started to see a doctor.
:heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 02, 2019, 12:46:37 AM
Not gonna read lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 02, 2019, 01:47:10 AM
Quote from: shosta on October 01, 2019, 11:13:53 PM
At one point in my life I was making random visits to my girlfriend's house at night to try and "catch her off guard". Lifted her facebook password off of her laptop and ended up obsessively checking her facebook messages, multiple times throughout the day. Distrust and paranoia is extremely self destructive, don't do it.

Never go full Joe Goldberg dude.

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Having a persistent digital footprint was actually convenient when trying to prove that I haven't cheated. Google spies on you with their Maps timeline so you can always prove where you are at any time. Even Snapchat had something like that I believe. And all my text threads are backed up in an automated email thing that makes it really hard to hide anything.

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I have never convinced anyone that I didn't cheat. I just convinced them that I know I haven't.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 02, 2019, 01:58:43 AM
Glen turned me on to that show. Excited for Season 2!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 02, 2019, 02:56:00 AM
Married army dude with kids

Mac going for it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 02, 2019, 03:37:13 AM
Quote from: Huff on October 02, 2019, 02:56:00 AM
Married army dude with kids

Mac going for it
What?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 02, 2019, 08:35:44 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 02, 2019, 03:37:13 AM
Quote from: Huff on October 02, 2019, 02:56:00 AM
Married army dude with kids

Mac going for it
What?
Nudemac is a married military dude with kids.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 03, 2019, 02:38:24 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 03, 2019, 06:25:43 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 03, 2019, 02:38:24 AM
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There are a lot of people who get married to settle down rather than finding the right person. They get married just so they say they’re married, essentially live separate lives and have lights off missionary sex maybe three times a year. The grass isn’t always greener on the other side.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 03, 2019, 08:39:04 AM
I think that's why guys date younger girls. Aside from the obvious aesthetics of their figure, they also want a partner that hasn't been calloused by life yet. Someone who can still love with that raw passion that only a young person can still have.


 

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2019, 10:14:44 PM
Yeah I'm pretty sure she has his phone number or can easily contact him and he's only 2 hours away from her. They are gonna fuck. Wish she'd just be honest about it and cut me off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2019, 10:21:26 PM
Like that stops everyone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 03, 2019, 11:01:15 PM
I mean things are already pretty gone since I've been trumped by some XBL guy and am just now someone to also play games with. She plays more with this guy at this point. It's only going to get worse as she will eventually want some physical intimacy. Might as well call up the good looking dude you're on good terms with. And this guy doesn't have the problems that I do. Mental or physical. I mean it's pretty clear she likes this guy more then me at this point. She's probably just too afraid to 100% cut me off. You said it yourself basically,  she asked a for a break and probably already had this guy in mind.

Cucked by an XBL dude. Very embarrassing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on October 04, 2019, 08:10:32 AM
I'm far from an expert here but I thought it was cheating 101 for married people to not add their side pieces on Facebook. I've read stories of people getting secret second phones to keep their spouses from finding out they're cheating etc. Just from the guy's point of view, being married with kids, it would seem pretty reckless to suddenly add some girl you play games with on Facebook and give her your phone number with the specific intention of banging her and not expect your wife to catch on. Although maybe he's in an open marriage like apparently a lot of people are these days so.....

I don't know man, I guess the best thing you can hope for is that your girl is honest with you. But I doubt she would expect this guy to leave his family for her so I really don't think she's after anything serious with him at least. She could very well have a crush on him (or not!) but the guy has a lot to lose if it's not an open marriage so I wouldn't be so sure that anything's going to happen. And even if your girl is crushing on this dude she could very well have, you know, some morals and shit and realize that going after a married dude is super weak and never act on it.

If you accuse her of something and nothing's happening, maybe not even a crush, then it's all over. In this case you wouldn't be accusing her of just having sex with someone else while you're on a break (or whatever your situation is atm) but also of being a homewrecker which is super hurtful if not true so tread lightly. Better focus on yourself and hope and believe she is honest with you. She wouldn't have left the door open for you guys to get back together if she was over you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2019, 08:50:17 AM
I mean... She broke up with you. Softly, but it was a break up. This sense of entitlement is totally unwarranted, provided there's even anything there...Which I would be doubtful of anyway, it's projection and "emotional self harm" 101 on your part.

Get yourself up in order, go out and meet new people. Make your peace with the fact that you're no longer in a relationship with her. You might patch up at one point in the future, who knows ? But there's no guarantee there so don't put your eggs in that basket.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 04, 2019, 09:32:42 AM
What is the point of a break versus a break up then? If we are broken up then we shouldn’t even be talking or interacting anymore. I wouldn’t want to be friends with someone like that.

I don’t even understand the point of a break if the point isn’t to hopefully resume. Especially since she’s gone back on many things she’s said.  You say since of entitlement, but she’s the one that got mad at me for the idea of me even talking to women, to not wanting to play video games with her, or attempting to attend big social stuff without her. We shouldn’t resume normal conversation and plan on seeing each other soon if this is a clear break up. This is also my frustration. What’ is a break. You say it’s a soft breaking up, Reddit says it’s not, google says it’s both.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2019, 10:11:17 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 04, 2019, 09:32:42 AM
What is the point of a break versus a break up then? If we are broken up then we shouldn’t even be talking or interacting anymore. I wouldn’t want to be friends with someone like that.

I don’t even understand the point of a break if the point isn’t to hopefully resume. Especially since she’s gone back on many things she’s said.  You say since of entitlement, but she’s the one that got mad at me for the idea of me even talking to women, to not wanting to play video games with her, or attempting to attend big social stuff without her. We shouldn’t resume normal conversation and plan on seeing each other soon if this is a clear break up. This is also my frustration. What’ is a break. You say it’s a soft breaking up, Reddit says it’s not, google says it’s both.

I dunno, I'm sure some people make it work but "a break" is pretty uncommon and it's really a breakup under a softer name (as far as I'm concerned I said so back when you mentioned it and I remember most people replying along those lines), as far as I can tell. Even if she's flirting with that guy (which, again, sound more like your mind racing there than anything), so what ? Correct me if I'm wrong, but she mentioned you were both free as of now. I think any jealousy (or "entitlement") you have is then misplaced.

For all intents and purposes you're single and she's single. I'm not there to tell you how to live your life, but at your place I would probably try to keep her as a friend but probably forfeit any romantic future unless she opens that again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 04, 2019, 10:18:10 AM
Well I’d rather just cut her out of my life and move on if there’s no such thing as a break. I don’t want to keep having feelings for someone if they aren’t going to go anywhere. It’s cruel to have someone believe that.

You say “so what” and you’re right. But it would still hurt, which is why you should just break all connection with someone. What’s the point of keeping her as a friend if it’s just going to hurt an have weird feelings?

Quote from: riotous on October 04, 2019, 10:00:34 AM
Well all you are doing is obsessing over the idea of her fucking this guy;  didn't she break up with you because she wanted you to work on your insecurity?

If she's playing XBL more with this guy now.. play with them?  And don't act like a stick in the mud.. just talk normally like a normal person would.

Not saying this to make fun of you but you sound like a huge whiny baby.  It's like the least attractive behavior you can exhibit; women would rather fuck someone who gives off serial killer vibes.
Why the fuck would I want to play XBL with them? I don’t even like CoD. I just played, because that’s how we stayed in contact. If there’s no point to that then I don’t even need to pay for the service. You say normal, but a normal person wouldn’t even want to interact with an ex.

And thank you for calling me a whinny baby. I’ve also been accused of having serial killer vibes so I guess I have both off putting qualities. Even if you're right, it’s hard to help it as this is a frustrating experience.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 04, 2019, 11:36:48 AM
I'll be honest, I don't really understand what you're saying. I've never known anyone to remain friends with thier exes. I've never seen that happen. Maybe, they are cordial after some time has past, but never friends. I'm not saying be a douche, but I don't know why I would want to interact with your ex. I've already learned a lot. What else am I going to learn here other then I wasted my time? It seems pretty shitty advice to say "yeah hurt yourself and be friends with someone who hurt you".

I also don't know how I'm being immature. Whats immature about not liking a vague situation and wanting something to be clear? This girl wants everything to be the same, just without the "label". How is that fair to someone? Why should I suggest a common game? This guy isn't my friend, I don't want to play with him. I'm not even into multiplayer games anyway and besides CoD is pretty much the only option. And I do play it just to interact with her. I did'nt play it to interact with her + other people. I have no idea why she's playing with this dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2019, 03:54:14 PM
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I've never known anyone to remain friends with thier exes. I've never seen that happen.

I'm in the middle of it. :yeshrug
It's fine if you don't want to try to be friends, just acquaintances or maybe even less than that. It's your life and it's often more counterproductive to force those things instead of letting them flow organically. But I don't think it would be insulting to say you admitted of being someone who is too guarded, and having an ex around (who may in some way have shared an intimacy and a part of you few people will see first hand) as a potential friend doesn't sound like the worst outcome. It's your life (bis) and it's your choice but the pretext of misplaced jealousy is pretty weak.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 05, 2019, 12:34:57 AM
https://twitter.com/tyleriam/status/625543710147801088
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2019, 01:39:46 PM
It's exactly that sort of mopey existential hand wringer over a breakup that dries up a vagina faster than a arid midday sun, Rahx. Grab ya balls and accept your current reality. Turn your sight past her cause what youre doing now is akin to an emotional Chinese finger trap.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2019, 11:20:51 PM
You guys may not believe me, but eh....looks like I was right.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 06, 2019, 11:22:47 PM
people fuck. big whoop.

the world is ending.  :doge

edit: this acid is great btw  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 06, 2019, 11:48:42 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2019, 11:20:51 PM
You guys may not believe me, but eh....looks like I was right.
(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/72444534_2280134098758844_2334456961807941632_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_oc=AQnuRTa0BvEXLG9f6JEXMB7iBaWjYnAvfjwneaE-Ka4BnKX-XHB2XvAh5mrvXW0mu-s&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&tp=1&oh=75fdef09d38d4167081c557349f9bd6a&oe=5E36931F)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 06, 2019, 11:49:34 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2019, 11:50:44 PM
Yes, it's very funny.

She let me know that he was going to take a trip up to meet her, but that we should still talk and stuff.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 12:14:39 AM
I wish I could talk about my love life right now but...

let's just say I have more power and control than I was expecting with certain people and it's kinda freaking me out.  :doge

edit: I'm NO JOKE ending someone's bloodline basically.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on October 07, 2019, 12:17:54 AM
:thinking sounds like you're going to murder a whole family
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 12:29:02 AM
nah, just convincing a close friend of mine to get an abortion.  :doge

edit: It's not mine btw.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2019, 12:29:26 AM
 :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2019, 12:30:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/yGahHZ4.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 01:28:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/k6yyN.png)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 07, 2019, 02:09:36 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2019, 11:20:51 PM
You guys may not believe me, but eh....looks like I was right.

:salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 03:16:21 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM
God, I love her (as a friend).  :doge

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.  :doge

Oh my sweat summer child, Jesus... :neogaf

I went from this dweeb to a guy who could make or break people because of my "connections".

Life comes at you fast, man.  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 07, 2019, 03:18:50 AM
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I went from this dweeb to a guy who could make or break people because of my "connections".

 :joker :popular :juicy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 03:22:06 AM
If only you knew me IRL, Vom.  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on October 07, 2019, 03:28:55 AM
psychedelics are the worst do a real drug like heroin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 07, 2019, 03:58:32 AM
Krokodil or you a pussy ass bitch :pacspit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 04:07:59 AM
Don’t @ me unless you’ve injected fentanyl into your urethra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 07, 2019, 06:22:52 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 06, 2019, 11:20:51 PM
You guys may not believe me, but eh....looks like I was right.

That may be. I think the argument is that it's pretty immaterial whether it's real or not. That's not your problem anymore, really. Despite all your issues you moved forward those last few years. You've been in a relationship once, you can be again in the future.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 07, 2019, 06:28:59 AM
To immediately undermine my own credibility, I've not seen much success on dating apps. I extended my net to Tinder and Bumble and added some more photos. Granted it's me at restaurants but they're all recent and truthful. Guess I'm not very photogenic but heh what can you do ? I have a couple of hits on Tinder but they never seem to come in the queue so I fear they're from a foreign country or just bots/fakes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 06:37:11 AM
Well even if I can be in another relationship I’m not interested right now. And I sure am not going to use dating apps. And my current job isn’t really conductive to meeting women, nor is my friend group. But that’s fine for now.

I sent the texts messages she sent me to what I believe is the dude’s wife’s Facebook. Maybe a douche move, but I don’t care.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 07, 2019, 06:58:50 AM
Dude’s gonna show up on your doorstep and mow your ass down with an M16. Amazing  :brain
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on October 07, 2019, 07:52:23 AM
Yeah Rahx take some time for yourself, don't worry about finding someone new right away. Work on yourself and all that.

Well if it wasn't an open relationship I feel dumb for saying your ex maybe had morals and would know going after a married dude with kids is a dick move, welp. I doubted your instincts but you did really know better. And I guess you really should have gone for a clean break when you wanted to but do it now. Don't get caught up in her business any more, and definitely don't hold her hand while she fucks up. Don't waste your energy and time on her anymore.

Pretty bold move letting the guy's wife know tho, I'm expecting a shitstorm to hit your way soon. I've always wondered what I'd do if I found someone I know is cheating or being cheated on, but I guess the one being cheated on always deserves to know. Your ex will be maaaaad but don't even worry about it. Leave all of that behind, don't involve yourself in that situation any more and just focus on you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 08:03:45 AM
Don’t shake any gloved hands, Rahx.

That’s all I’m gonna say.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on October 07, 2019, 08:05:32 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 12:14:39 AM
I wish I could talk about my love life right now but...

let's just say I have more power and control than I was expecting with certain people and it's kinda freaking me out.  :doge

edit: I'm NO JOKE ending someone's bloodline basically.  :doge

Pls talk about your love life, or draw up a diagram or something, I want to understand your mastery better. How many underlings do you have? Do they wear collars? Do you wear leather pants every day? What sort of mind control do you use on them?

I just want to learn  :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 07, 2019, 08:10:51 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 03:16:21 AM
I went from this dweeb to a guy who could make or break people because of my "connections".
You larping now?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 08:20:29 AM
I’ve already said too much.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on October 07, 2019, 08:38:01 AM
Met a non binary person via tinder with the best tits I've ever seen, made her squirt and nutted in her mouth.

Made a best friend with a separate lady. I fell in love with her, she's very attracted to me as well. She's married though. No sex has happened, but we're both holding back and barely containing ourselves.

Talking and befriending women used to be this incredibly daunting thing. It really amounts to grinding and getting experience points and shit with communication and socializing.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 07, 2019, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 06:37:11 AM
Well even if I can be in another relationship I’m not interested right now. And I sure am not going to use dating apps. And my current job isn’t really conductive to meeting women, nor is my friend group. But that’s fine for now.

I sent the texts messages she sent me to what I believe is the dude’s wife’s Facebook. Maybe a douche move, but I don’t care.


We're going to need a copy to properly judge the situation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 09:06:56 PM
Quote from: Raist on October 07, 2019, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 06:37:11 AM
Well even if I can be in another relationship I’m not interested right now. And I sure am not going to use dating apps. And my current job isn’t really conductive to meeting women, nor is my friend group. But that’s fine for now.

I sent the texts messages she sent me to what I believe is the dude’s wife’s Facebook. Maybe a douche move, but I don’t care.


We're going to need a copy to properly judge the situation.
The wife hasn’t replied to me and probably won’t.

I can upload the text she sent me. It’s not very exciting. Just her telling me he was driving through the area, that she doesn’t know what’s going to happen, but she is lonely and doesn’t have many friends so she’s up for meeting this guy. That whatever happens we should still talk and be normal.

Then later she went into some detail about the sex.

To which I just said ok and went about my day. Not really much for me to say anymore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 09:23:51 PM
No, you can say many things about me on the bore, but I don’t think a lier is among it. I’ve been pretty honest and upfront about me as a person.

And I don’t think it was like that. My therapist and I talked about this a lot obviously and you know this is my first go around and I’m dealing with emotions I’ve never really handled before and they are just exploding everywhere. My thought processes really focuses on there here and now of negativity and my distortions from it. Instead I should be making “branches” and thinking more about the other outcomes. I don’t think any of us we’re co-dependent. I mean I had my space and she had hers. I just got dumb about and encroachment on what I precived was a shared space. I don’t know, I don’t care. I don’t want to slip back into my supposed incel old self, but I don’t particularly have good opinion of relationships and I’m sure not intersted in interacting with women anytime soon. So I don’t know what I’m doing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2019, 09:38:21 PM
 :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 09:39:26 PM
So because she moved to another state I was supposed to expect she’d fuck other people? Even when she claimed that wouldn’t happen?

Eh I didn’t go around trying to fuck other people and believed her when she said she wasn’t interested in other people and was opening to patching things up?

Not that it matters, but I’m not sure how I follow how this was an honest and expected outcome.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on October 07, 2019, 09:42:23 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 09:39:26 PM
So because she moved to another state I was supposed to expect she’d fuck other people? Even when she claimed that wouldn’t happen?
:doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 09:45:20 PM
How is that a dog emoji worthy reply?

Plenty of people make long distance relationships work..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2019, 09:48:33 PM
even when the relationship is strong beforehand, it's hard to make long distance work.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 09:50:52 PM
The part that during the break she also said she wasn’t open to, talking to, or interested in other people. Where she said it was a mistake to say she wouldn’t limit herself as that’s not what she exactly meant.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2019, 09:56:40 PM
she was full of shit and you should never had expected someone to hold true to that anyway. focus on where you are and what you are doing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on October 07, 2019, 10:00:55 PM
You should probably get it on with that dude’s wife. It would be only fair.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 10:01:33 PM
Ok lesson learned. In future relationships don’t give a fuck about other people’s feelings and fuck whoever you want, because you shouldn’t expect anything or believe what people say.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2019, 10:09:52 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 10:01:33 PM
Ok lesson learned. In future relationships don’t give a fuck about other people’s feelings and fuck whoever you want, because you shouldn’t expect anything or believe what people say.
not in a long distance that wasn't even a relationship anymore
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 07, 2019, 10:14:06 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 06:37:11 AM
Well even if I can be in another relationship I’m not interested right now. And I sure am not going to use dating apps. And my current job isn’t really conductive to meeting women, nor is my friend group. But that’s fine for now.

I sent the texts messages she sent me to what I believe is the dude’s wife’s Facebook. Maybe a douche move, but I don’t care.

Japanese say "bouketsu horu," which means "In order to dig a grave for your enemy, you must stand in it."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 07, 2019, 11:42:20 PM
Quote from: Esch on September 16, 2019, 02:14:35 AM
This could end a lot of different ways for you but she's encouraging you to build a life outside of her and has implied she's going to do the same so you might as well not overinvest in what's left of your relationship imo.
Esch told you this three weeks ago and you didn't really take anyone's advice to take a clean break. Watching her move on from you was inevitably going to painful.

She gave you a good, honest, solid relationship for many months and was extremely patient with your many faults. Then she moved away. That could have been a healthy end to the relationship. But instead you (both?) clung to it. The truth is she did nothing wrong. So this:
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 10:01:33 PM
Ok lesson learned. In future relationships don’t give a fuck about other people’s feelings and fuck whoever you want, because you shouldn’t expect anything or believe what people say.
is 100% the wrong conclusion. Maybe you don't see it now because it hurts but you should figure it out before you develop some kind of unhealthy embitterment that hangs over every other relationship you have.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 08, 2019, 12:44:25 AM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81yrjSljM1qjd1y3o3_500.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 08, 2019, 01:05:25 AM
Quote from: riotous on October 07, 2019, 09:47:26 PM
She moved to another state with the initial intention of staying together; she then clearly communicated with you she wanted a break specifically saying she might sleep with other people.

A very common outcome for long distance relationships.

What do I have wrong here?

You tried to communicate with someone who is not, generally speaking, open to hearing other subjective interpretations.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 08, 2019, 01:32:14 AM
Harsh, but fair.

Well what do I do now?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 08, 2019, 02:00:12 AM
revenge porn

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Completely cut contact this time, including with that dude's wife. Hit the gym. Give yourself a ton of distractions and focus on your own life.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 08, 2019, 02:03:26 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 08, 2019, 01:32:14 AM
Harsh, but fair.

Well what do I do now?

Watch Joker.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 08, 2019, 02:08:41 AM
I know you just want to shit talk and troll me Bionic like TIMU and a lot of the bore, probably because I am a POS and rather annoying.

But no I'm not a fucking incel. I'm not going to watch that dumb movie. I don't hate women, even now. I'm too busy hating myself for that. I am a whinny and bitter person, but sometimes I do try to correct that. Sometimes theres succsess, sometimes. So just fucking stop trolling me. I'm sorry that I lay out all my problems and flaws on the bore which leads to probably having a bad image here. I can't fix that at this point. I'm sorry. All I can ask is that you I guess understand that I aslo get what kind of annoyance I am.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 02:11:56 AM
breh, I'm still #teamrahx all the way. we wanna see you win, breh  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 03:36:49 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/oqCSGDd.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 08, 2019, 04:17:37 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 08, 2019, 02:08:41 AM
I know you just want to shit talk and troll me Bionic like TIMU and a lot of the bore, probably because I am a POS and rather annoying.

But no I'm not a fucking incel. I'm not going to watch that dumb movie. I don't hate women, even now. I'm too busy hating myself for that. I am a whinny and bitter person, but sometimes I do try to correct that. Sometimes theres succsess, sometimes. So just fucking stop trolling me. I'm sorry that I lay out all my problems and flaws on the bore which leads to probably having a bad image here. I can't fix that at this point. I'm sorry. All I can ask is that you I guess understand that I aslo get what kind of annoyance I am.

I wish you'd like yourself as much as we do.
We actually all want the best for you. We want you to be happy.
We frequently get frustrated that you seem to be looking for input, then busily and verbosely tell us all while we're wrong.
I think you seeking professional help is one of the most mature things you've done. Sticking with it will be one of the best things you can do for yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 08, 2019, 05:31:50 AM
Real talk, that girl sounds like she's got some severe issues. Good riddance, I say.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 08, 2019, 10:46:41 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 09:39:26 PM
So because she moved to another state I was supposed to expect she’d fuck other people?

The answer to this riddle of riddles is always

Yes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 10:50:58 AM
same goes for if you do a couple months or more in jail. women get lonely and horny, breh. they're gonna fuck if you ain't around. you may find exceptions to this, but the majority of the time it's going to happen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 08, 2019, 11:07:35 AM
Well that doesn't really make any sense to me and seems to be counter productive thinking. We were in a relationship when she moved. Why would I think just because she moved she'd fuck someone else? That would have been cheating and thinking about that sure would'nt have helped me. I did'nt think about or attempt to have sex with anyone because she was gone. We had trust in each other.

And while you will say you weren't in a relationship for the last couple of weeks, I didnt think she'd do that so quickly or right now as she said it wasn't going to happen and to not worry. Ok well I was wrong, but my point is really before this I'm not sure why I should have expected her to fuck other people. That doesn't seem like a healthy outlook.

You say don't become bitter, but the lesson here seems to be don't trust people and become bitter. So what is it? In plenty of relationships theres probably going to be plenty of time where you're not together, am I just supposed to expect because I'm not in the immediate area my partner is going to fuck someone? Should I hover around my next partner? I don't get the lesson here beyond never attempt a long distant relationship which doesn't seem to be a positive lesson.  I mean yeah I'm not going to try that again, but still.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 08, 2019, 11:16:44 AM
The lesson is to assume that "let's take a break" is just a euphemism for breaking up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 08, 2019, 11:40:53 AM
Well I guess I was an idiot. Hilariously she said she’d be hurt if I had sex with anyone else. The good thing about her being away at least is that there’s no chance of me interacting with her. So that will help with not dwelling on it. And yeah even if it is my insecurity l don’t want to be friends with an ex.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 11:44:34 AM
You aren't an idiot, you just didn't understand how these things usually work out. Don't think anyone here would recommend you staying friends with her at this point.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 08, 2019, 11:45:58 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 08, 2019, 11:40:53 AM
Well I guess I was an idiot. Hilariously she said she’d be hurt if I had sex with anyone else. The good thing about her being away at least is that there’s no chance of me interacting with her. So that will help with not dwelling on it. And yeah even if it is my insecurity l don’t want to be friends with an ex.
:beli
She sounds like an asshole.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 08, 2019, 12:07:42 PM
I’ve never been friends with an ex. Why bother, World is big enough.

Pump and dump I say.  :hump
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 08, 2019, 12:25:53 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 08, 2019, 11:40:53 AM
Hilariously she said she’d be hurt if I had sex with anyone else.

(https://12ax7web.s3.amazonaws.com/accounts/1/products/1986199879821/Have-Your-Cake-and-Eat-It-Too_800x800_SEPS-1-1000x1000.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 08, 2019, 12:34:55 PM
Is your ex friends with the possum girl? Just, sayin'.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 12:51:35 PM
Possum girl recently became monogamous. A last ditch effort trying to salvage her smoldering relationship with heroin boy.

Also, she’s been wanting to see me every week now but I’ve been pulling back a lot with her. Absence makes the heart grow fonder etc. etc.  :doge

She no joke briefly burst into tears when we last met and told me how glad she was to have me in her life.  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 08, 2019, 01:44:35 PM
At least Rahx acts out in anger.
Man, Atra, I'm not in your shoes and all but often it does come out like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 08, 2019, 01:54:34 PM
Atra, have you read the Satanic Bible at any point? 👀
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on October 08, 2019, 01:55:17 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 08, 2019, 01:42:43 PM
Imagine thinking you're a badass gangsta for being a shitty and manipulative friend.

I was about to say. Unless you're on some sort of suicidal bad behavior bender, being an asshole will eventually haunt you or fuck you up emotionally at some point.

If you want some feeling of power, get into BDSM. Legit Doms are empathetic and decent people tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 02:15:11 PM
Quote from: Rufus on October 08, 2019, 01:54:34 PM
Atra, have you read the Satanic Bible at any point? 👀
Yes, among other similar texts & philosophies.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on October 08, 2019, 02:18:23 PM
such as the joker movie? incels on shrooms rise up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 02:22:12 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 08, 2019, 01:42:43 PM
Imagine thinking you're a badass gangsta for being a shitty and manipulative friend.
I’m on the surface treating her like I would any other friend. (Well... minus the making out when she was still poly)

Logistically I cannot hangout with the same friend each week because we all have different schedules.

Also, this intentional distancing is preventing her from manipulating me into becoming her “substitute gay best friend” (who recently moved away) or “I see you as a brother” friend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 02:37:05 PM
We both flat out told each other we love each other.
And I do resent her a bit for passing me up for a heroin addict who can’t hold a job for more than a few months...

But hey, we all make mistakes. All shall be forgiven once that relationship meets its inevitable end and she eventually comes around to me.

And if not then she’ll become one of many acquaintances that I’m friendly to but not super close with.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on October 08, 2019, 02:39:55 PM
what a weird fucking dude you are
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 02:43:12 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 08, 2019, 02:40:20 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 02:37:05 PM
We both flat out told each other we love each other.
And I do resent her a bit for passing me up for a heroin addict who can’t hold a job for more than a few months...

But hey, we all make mistakes. All shall be forgiven once that relationship meets its inevitable end and she eventually comes around to me.

And if not then she’ll become one of many acquaintances that I’m friendly to but not super close with.

:yeshrug

To be real with you both of these sound like massive assumptions. If she does love you then why is she still with a heroin addict?
She’s giving him one more chance before their 1st anniversary to get his shit together because she still loves him. But she even admitted to me that that love for him has dwindled considerably.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 02:55:22 PM
Quote from: nachobro on October 08, 2019, 02:39:55 PM
what a weird fucking dude you are
I’m a product of my upbringing & environment.

Manipulation is a way of life & survival for me.

edit: Also, being genuine has only fucked me over. Countless times. It’s part of the reason why I lost my marketing job because I gave my sociopath creative director too much rope to hang myself with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 08, 2019, 02:58:17 PM
Does it... have to be?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on October 08, 2019, 03:10:52 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 08, 2019, 02:59:47 PM
So what's your face tat of?

(https://i.imgur.com/fFyozR1.png?1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 08, 2019, 03:17:39 PM
"Do you want to know how I got these emotional scars?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 08, 2019, 03:26:20 PM
For anyone keeping score on bire open arrangements, the wife and I stopped being open like 10 months ago, and mostly unrelated but we’re now on the rocks. I’m having a pretty hard time with it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 08, 2019, 03:30:21 PM
Bless up cats, we love you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 03:31:46 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 08, 2019, 02:58:17 PM
Does it... have to be?
Ever since I’ve started dating its been this way.

Be genuine & too friendly, women lose interest/get weirded out/want to treat you like their bestie.
Be somewhat cold & distant with some warmness sprinkled in (like their fathers most likely), they chase after you & wanna sit on your dick.  :doge

edit: also, possum girl isn’t the only gal I’ve been hanging out with.

I’m seeing this blonde bimbo as well since the other girl with the short hair lost interest because we lived too far away from each other: https://imgur.com/a/LFEc3e0
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 08, 2019, 03:35:15 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 03:31:46 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 08, 2019, 02:58:17 PM
Does it... have to be?
Ever since I’ve started dating its been this way.

Be genuine & too friendly, women lose interest/get weirded out/want to treat you like their bestie.
Be somewhat cold & distant with some warmness sprinkled in (like their fathers most likely), they chase after you & wanna sit on your dick.  :doge

damn esch was right
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on October 08, 2019, 03:35:28 PM
Eh, I've found true love by taking risks and communicating my most genuine and true self. That doesn't mean dumping all your darkest and fucked up emotions. It means talking thru that dark shit and unraveling each other.

It feels nice to nut in a mouth or hole, but to find your soulmate(s), there's nothing more gratifying than that. It ain't easy tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 03:45:44 PM
Quote from: riotous on October 08, 2019, 03:44:14 PM
If you ever find yourself using the words "seeing this bimbo", change.
She’s not very bright though.  :doge

She’s like your stereotypical “dumb blonde” with a thick southern accent.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 08, 2019, 03:47:07 PM
you're making it worse
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 03:48:15 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 08, 2019, 03:47:07 PM
you're making it worse
:birb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 04:17:45 PM
How about this, I do what works for me and you all do what works for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on October 08, 2019, 04:20:53 PM
that smooth guy, max chill, drugged up, mind expanding facade dropping real quick :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 04:24:31 PM
Quote from: nachobro on October 08, 2019, 04:20:53 PM
that smooth guy, max chill, drugged up, mind expanding facade dropping real quick :lol
I can be ur angel or ur debil  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on October 08, 2019, 04:25:31 PM
keep on rollin, roman. you'll bag that dumb heroin broad that you already resent with your hillbilly charm soon enough and it's sure to work out perfectly :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 08, 2019, 04:26:32 PM
Guys, give Atra a break.

Every bit of information we've had about that possum girl up till this day make it clear she's premium wife material.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 08, 2019, 04:34:09 PM
For the new page let's stop talking about atra and start giving cats cubed our love and support
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on October 08, 2019, 04:53:08 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 03:31:46 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 08, 2019, 02:58:17 PM
Does it... have to be?
Ever since I’ve started dating its been this way.

Be genuine & too friendly, women lose interest/get weirded out/want to treat you like their bestie.
Be somewhat cold & distant with some warmness sprinkled in (like their fathers most likely), they chase after you & wanna sit on your dick.  :doge

edit: also, possum girl isn’t the only gal I’ve been hanging out with.

I’m seeing this blonde bimbo as well since the other girl with the short hair lost interest because we lived too far away from each other: https://imgur.com/a/LFEc3e0

There is a middle ground between being a doormat and acting like a dick to chase some tail.

Since I have done this myself in my early 20‘s: Pretending to be someone else is not a recipe for happiness. In retrospect, I would have been happier playing vidya instead. :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 08, 2019, 05:43:18 PM
The short version is I realized too late that I’m a pile of unresolved traumas and it ended up with my wife seeing me as a burden and killed the attraction in my marriage.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 08, 2019, 06:08:53 PM
Man that sucks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 08, 2019, 06:15:31 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 04:17:45 PM
How about this, I do what works for me and you all do what works for you.
At some point fucking people you clearly despise and think of as lesser than you will stop filling your god-hole guilt.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 08, 2019, 06:30:45 PM
I’m sorry to hear, CatsCatsCats. I hope you all will be able to resolve this and move forward together.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 08, 2019, 07:01:52 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 12:29:02 AM
nah, just convincing a close friend of mine to get an abortion.  :doge

edit: It's not mine btw.  :doge

Sorry, but why exactly are you attempting to make her choice yourself? Or is this more of the manipulative shitheel business where you puppet someone through a very serious time in their life for your perverse satisfaction?

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 07:08:50 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on October 08, 2019, 07:01:52 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 12:29:02 AM
nah, just convincing a close friend of mine to get an abortion.  :doge

edit: It's not mine btw.  :doge

Sorry, but why exactly are you attempting to make her choice yourself? Or is this more of the manipulative shitheel business where you puppet someone through a very serious time in their life for your perverse satisfaction?
Jesus...

She was planning on getting one anyway. And I’m just one of several friends who support her decision.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 08, 2019, 07:13:00 PM
Okay, the combination of "convincing" and your earlier comments didn't have me look at that in good faith
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 08, 2019, 07:42:58 PM
That goes for Rahx too but at one point you need to realize that we're not so much judging what's happening in your lives so much as what (and how) you're telling us happen.

Atra you get a ribbing because the tone of some of your messages is pretty wack (like "Sometimes miracles happen... The guy nearly OD'ed" :smug ). Contrast post #13583 and the ones after for instance, there's a pretty massive gulf in how you talk about people, first assuming that weird player facade and talking about your friends as pawns then talking a lot more plainly (and healthy sounding) of them like... Well, human beings. All the latest exchanges from today shift from one to another.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 07:45:47 PM
What can I say, I’m a Gemini.  :awesome
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 07:46:48 PM
is that a gang?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on October 08, 2019, 07:49:19 PM
it means hes actually will smith
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 07:49:44 PM
Quote from: filler on October 08, 2019, 07:46:48 PM
is that a gang?
Nah it’s my drug dealer name.

Gem for short. 💎
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 07:59:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 07:49:44 PM
Quote from: filler on October 08, 2019, 07:46:48 PM
is that a gang?
Nah it’s my drug dealer name.

Gem for short. 💎
need you to decipher this for me, serious  :doge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdX1AN1u-jE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 08:04:13 PM
Quote from: filler on October 08, 2019, 07:59:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 07:49:44 PM
Quote from: filler on October 08, 2019, 07:46:48 PM
is that a gang?
Nah it’s my drug dealer name.

Gem for short. 💎
need you to decipher this for me, serious  :doge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdX1AN1u-jE
just your run of the mill new age psycho babble but said poorly/incoherently

listen to this instead: https://aishadevi.bandcamp.com/track/time-tool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 08, 2019, 08:43:23 PM
bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 08, 2019, 09:49:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 02:37:05 PM
We both flat out told each other we love each other.
And I do resent her a bit for passing me up for a heroin addict who can’t hold a job for more than a few months...

But hey, we all make mistakes. All shall be forgiven once that relationship meets its inevitable end and she eventually comes around to me.

And if not then she’ll become one of many acquaintances that I’m friendly to but not super close with.

:yeshrug

OK, sorry to be theBore-ing Dad, but here goes:

This is utterly standard, bullshit, Good Guy behavior. She's broken. She's in a broken relationship. You're waiting until she realizes you're a better choice.

Straight up, this is not what it means to be a decent person. Nothing good can come of this.

You're broken, too. You can choose to work on that, or just find another broken person who fulfills your expectations of the universe, which is what this looks like from here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on October 08, 2019, 10:00:07 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on October 08, 2019, 07:13:00 PM
Okay, the combination of "convincing" and your earlier comments didn't have me look at that in good faith

Yea the whole "I have power and control" and "ending someone's bloodline" and being able to "make or break people with my connections" and then the "I've said too much already" was a bit ummm..... edgy  :doge Like is that what you really believe Atra or was it just the drugs talking?

I mean it's good to be confident and all but maybe tone down the megalomania a bit lol.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And yeah maybe don't call women you're dating bimbos unless they're the type that identify as such. It all adds to the edgelordy vibe.
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 08, 2019, 10:37:52 PM
Atra, just get her to have sex with you again and then use that as emotional blackmail to destroy what's left of their relationship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 09, 2019, 12:44:53 AM
BAN ATRA AND KILL HIM END HIS BLOODLINE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 09, 2019, 02:24:39 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 02:55:22 PM
Quote from: nachobro on October 08, 2019, 02:39:55 PM
what a weird fucking dude you are
I’m a product of my upbringing & environment.

Manipulation is a way of life & survival for me.

edit: Also, being genuine has only fucked me over. Countless times. It’s part of the reason why I lost my marketing job because I gave my sociopath creative director too much rope to hang myself with.

Dude you're just talking shit about people behind their back, you're not manipulating anyone. Getting an abortion and stringing along a crackhead are the things people pretend to ask for advice on because they want some opinions on both sides.

If you want to be able to be genuine without alienating yourself, you have to be less judgemental.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on October 09, 2019, 02:38:36 AM
Who would you prefer, a cool heroin addict or a guy who drops acid and then cringeposts on the bore?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 03:38:58 AM
Cringe posting is like taking a psychic shit. Can't let it build up too much in your brain or it'll start to spill out IRL.  :brain

And I'm well aware how despicable I truly am but a good chunk of my friends out in meat space call me a saint or guardian angel (mostly because they're even more damaged or despicable than I am).  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on October 09, 2019, 03:44:50 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 07, 2019, 01:28:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/k6yyN.png)
there's got to be a better way to do the I's for a banner like this
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 09, 2019, 05:19:43 AM
Quote from: curly on October 09, 2019, 02:38:36 AM
Who would you prefer, a cool heroin addict or a guy who drops acid and then cringeposts on the bore?
In a few months’ time we will likely have both. 👀
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Space Jam is Canon on October 09, 2019, 08:15:58 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 03:38:58 AM
Cringe posting is like taking a psychic shit. Can't let it build up too much in your brain or it'll start to spill out IRL.  :brain

And I'm well aware how despicable I truly am but a good chunk of my friends out in meat space call me a saint or guardian angel (mostly because they're even more damaged or despicable than I am).  :doge

You're not fooling anybody. Get your ass to therapy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 08:25:20 AM
I was planning to until my fucking job decided to block me from becoming a salaried employee w/ benefits...

I should’ve never gone into design as a profession. I should’ve just gotten a factory job at BMW and did art/design on the side.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 08:38:00 AM
Also, I haven’t been sleeping well lately (mostly due to my job) so that of course is fucking with my mental health.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on October 09, 2019, 10:52:44 AM
I'm no expert, but dropping acid I would think would likely be the cause of you not being able to sleep.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on October 09, 2019, 10:56:53 AM
That's the thing I hated most about acid. I wanted it to be done 6-8 hours before it was.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 10:59:52 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on October 09, 2019, 10:52:44 AM
I'm no expert, but dropping acid I would think would likely be the cause of you not being able to sleep.
I dropped acid Sunday.

I can stay awake without acid just fine due to my anxiety induced insomnia.

edit: also I’m pissed that I could’ve been smoking pot this whole time (which most of the time helps me sleep/chill the fuck out) but I didn’t because I thought they were gonna drug test me once I got hired on. And I have no idea how long I’ll be in contractor limbo so I can’t really smoke now either. Fuck everything lol.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 09, 2019, 12:31:19 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 08, 2019, 03:26:20 PM
For anyone keeping score on bire open arrangements, the wife and I stopped being open like 10 months ago, and mostly unrelated but we’re now on the rocks. I’m having a pretty hard time with it.
I'm sorry cats. :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 09, 2019, 12:32:53 PM
Quote from: chronovore on October 08, 2019, 09:49:54 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 08, 2019, 02:37:05 PM
We both flat out told each other we love each other.
And I do resent her a bit for passing me up for a heroin addict who can’t hold a job for more than a few months...

But hey, we all make mistakes. All shall be forgiven once that relationship meets its inevitable end and she eventually comes around to me.

And if not then she’ll become one of many acquaintances that I’m friendly to but not super close with.

:yeshrug

OK, sorry to be theBore-ing Dad, but here goes:

This is utterly standard, bullshit, Good Guy behavior. She's broken. She's in a broken relationship. You're waiting until she realizes you're a better choice.

Straight up, this is not what it means to be a decent person. Nothing good can come of this.

You're broken, too. You can choose to work on that, or just find another broken person who fulfills your expectations of the universe, which is what this looks like from here.
(https://i.imgur.com/f7FdEdG_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 12:47:43 PM
Being right doesn’t change the fact that I have a demented attachment style when it comes to romantic relationships.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 09, 2019, 12:55:50 PM
Atra X Possum Girl:

(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/025/909/T9bCWCQ.jpg)

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 01:28:51 PM
If anything I was the one that kept on friend zoning her then the night of her bf’s relapse she ended up kissing me and then things became more & more impassioned from there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 01:55:26 PM
I. FUCKING. CAN’T.

I don’t exactly know what’s wrong with me but I become manic/hyper fixated on certain things and my chill just goes out the window.

Also, I have a big ass jar of bud at home just mocking me... I want to smoke it so fucking bad.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 09, 2019, 02:03:32 PM
Maybe take a break from this thread and come back when you have a real update in your life
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on October 09, 2019, 02:09:48 PM
spend $25 on fake piss, problem solved. imagine being a druglord and not knowing how to get around a test :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 02:23:53 PM
Quote from: nachobro on October 09, 2019, 02:09:48 PM
spend $25 on fake piss, problem solved. imagine being a druglord and not knowing how to get around a test :lol
They do hair follicle tests as well at my job.

And I know there’s a shampoo but they don’t give any warning when they administer the initial drug test.

Plus, the fucked up thing is that these drug tests are really only meant for the warehouse workers since they operate heavy machinery. But I suppose my company doesn’t want to discriminate so they just drug test everyone...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 09, 2019, 02:59:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 01:55:26 PM
I. FUCKING. CAN’T.

I don’t exactly know what’s wrong with me but I become manic/hyper fixated on certain things and my chill just goes out the window.

Also, I have a big ass jar of bud at home just mocking me... I want to smoke it so fucking bad.
If only someone, or maybe even a group of people had told you at the very beginning that this was a toxic situation and nothing good could have come of it. IF ONLY!! :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 03:01:56 PM
The heart wants what it wants~  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 09, 2019, 05:42:10 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 03:01:56 PM
The heart wants what it wants~  :doge
No excuse for putting yourself through toxic hell.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 09, 2019, 05:56:49 PM
Indifference can make the heart grow fonder, if we playing mind games

But the tactic still allows unrequited love to live in your head rent free. I say lose the subterfuge and shirk that weight of expectation off ya shoulders.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 10:02:19 PM
Dude... I’ve been doing acid all year (cuz it doesn’t show up on drug tests) because I haven’t been able to get stoned all year because I’ve been waiting alllll fucking year for this drug test so I get salaried + benefits  soooo I can finally go to/afford motherfucking therapy!!!!!!

That’s why I’m all FUCKED UP right FuCking now about shit!!!!!!

Like I wanted to hurl myself into fucking traffic after that meeting with my supervisor or whatever the fuck his bullshit title is when he told me I wasn’t essentially valuable enough to be a salaried employee because I cannot handle their chaotic mess of a workflow which is why I’m pulling a bunch of semi-all nighters this week trying to meet deadlines. Jesus Fucking Christ.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 09, 2019, 10:08:09 PM
Wasn't that your problem with your last job?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 10:10:03 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 09, 2019, 10:08:09 PM
Wasn't that your problem with your last job?
Yeah because graphic designers are essentially canon fodder in the corporate world apparently.

I have 7+ years of professional experience and that seems to not amount to shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 09, 2019, 10:13:38 PM
Anyway way to translate that into a different career or move to, say, a bigger city where you'll make more?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 10:17:13 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 09, 2019, 10:13:38 PM
Anyway way to translate that into a different career or move to, say, a bigger city where you'll make more?
I’m gonna apply at BMW next week. I’m just done with design as a profession.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 09, 2019, 10:19:13 PM
Sounds good. I'm just seeing a lot of parallels here between how you were at the end of your last job and your fuck-everything manic attitude now. Would be good to get all that stress off your back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on October 09, 2019, 11:28:36 PM
Atra is so stupid hahahaha
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 09, 2019, 11:46:11 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 10, 2019, 03:20:55 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 08, 2019, 03:26:20 PM
For anyone keeping score on bire open arrangements, the wife and I stopped being open like 10 months ago, and mostly unrelated but we’re now on the rocks. I’m having a pretty hard time with it.

Really sorry to hear that :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 10, 2019, 03:27:31 AM
Does that BMW job pays well ? I'm not gonna slack honest factory work, maybe having something more steady and more rigidly organised is a good thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 10, 2019, 05:30:31 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 10:02:19 PM
Dude... I’ve been doing acid all year (cuz it doesn’t show up on drug tests) because I haven’t been able to get stoned all year because I’ve been waiting alllll fucking year for this drug test so I get salaried + benefits  soooo I can finally go to/afford motherfucking therapy!!!!!!

That’s why I’m all FUCKED UP right FuCking now about shit!!!!!!

Like I wanted to hurl myself into fucking traffic after that meeting with my supervisor or whatever the fuck his bullshit title is when he told me I wasn’t essentially valuable enough to be a salaried employee because I cannot handle their chaotic mess of a workflow which is why I’m pulling a bunch of semi-all nighters this week trying to meet deadlines. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Did you switch to a new job? Because this sounds like the same kind of crap you were dealing with a year ago.

It sounded like the other place would fall apart if you weren't willing to maintain your self-destructive schedule. Now you're currently hearing you're not mission-critical? What would realistically happen if you took emergency medical leave? Or is that not available if you're not a salaried employee?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 10, 2019, 09:04:43 AM
Yes I got a new job and I’m still getting fucked over.

And I can take a medical leave but I won’t get paid for it because I’m a contractor.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 10, 2019, 09:11:30 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 10, 2019, 03:20:55 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 08, 2019, 03:26:20 PM
For anyone keeping score on bire open arrangements, the wife and I stopped being open like 10 months ago, and mostly unrelated but we’re now on the rocks. I’m having a pretty hard time with it.

Really sorry to hear that :(

Don’t worry about me, I’m just listening to Dancing in the Dark on repeat and trying figure out my next move
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on October 10, 2019, 10:38:36 PM
I've come to the conclusion that I'm in an emotional affair. A very deep one.

All these movies, TV shows, and books about physical affairs with fucking, almost nothing about what happens with the heart and feelings being involved with no fucking.

I had no idea love could be so complicated! Fuck me brehs.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 10, 2019, 10:39:29 PM
Not that it's your fault but you're really undermining your friend's marriage.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on October 10, 2019, 10:42:38 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 10, 2019, 10:39:29 PM
Not that it's your fault but you're really undermining your friend's marriage.

There's a lot to this, and I don't feel comfortable going into too many details here in a public setting.

Regardless of anything, I want to be friends with her. And I know boundaries can be set to prevent damage and heartbreak.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on October 10, 2019, 10:59:18 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 10, 2019, 10:51:18 PM
As a general rule I say never chase after people who are taken, even if feelings develop after long term friendship. Bets to chill and focus on hanging out with other people for a while.

This is healthy advice and I'm grateful for healthy helpful advice.

I'm a hot mess that's been having very intense depression with suicidal thoughts for the past several months. My mindset is fucked right now and the future doesn't seem bright.

An absolute atomic clusterfuck of emotions is most likely going to happen. The way I view it, life is short, and I hold onto love very tightly. So many people are saying this will most likely end in disaster.

The big thing no matter what, is I'm aware of what's going on. So if I continue down this path, I will know in my heart I made the decisions.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 10, 2019, 11:01:33 PM
There have been a lot of crazy people in this thread the past few days.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on October 10, 2019, 11:07:38 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 10, 2019, 11:01:33 PM
There have been a lot of crazy people in this thread the past few days.

I've always been a basket case, it's easier now to just admit to mental illness and bad behavior habits than beat around the bush or make up bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 10, 2019, 11:16:21 PM
Compared to all you fuckers, I'm the most normal guy around :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 10, 2019, 11:17:58 PM
I'm a normie compared to you lot  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 10, 2019, 11:19:37 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 10, 2019, 11:17:01 PM
Oh yeah, did you end up fucking that co-worker of yours.
For the last time, no! I got her transferred instead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on October 10, 2019, 11:22:48 PM
:hmm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 10, 2019, 11:32:10 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 10, 2019, 11:01:33 PM
There have been a lot of crazy people in this thread the past few days.
the bore is the only place (besides 4chan) I can let my crazy out.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 10, 2019, 11:50:57 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 10, 2019, 09:32:22 PM
I've been focusing on improving myself a lot lately but I feel the need to vent somewhere cause goddamn it's been months since i got laid and I want to munch on some pussy soooo goddamn bad it hurts.
Quote from: mormapope on October 10, 2019, 10:38:36 PM
I've come to the conclusion that I'm in an emotional affair. A very deep one.

All these movies, TV shows, and books about physical affairs with fucking, almost nothing about what happens with the heart and feelings being involved with no fucking.

I had no idea love could be so complicated! Fuck me brehs.  :-\

(https://i.imgur.com/aVxNpth.gif) (https://youtu.be/IeesofKOmuc)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 10, 2019, 11:54:03 PM
:preach
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Space Jam is Canon on October 10, 2019, 11:59:21 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on October 10, 2019, 11:39:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 09, 2019, 03:38:58 AM
Cringe posting is like taking a psychic shit. Can't let it build up too much in your brain or it'll start to spill out IRL.  :brain

And I'm well aware how despicable I truly am but a good chunk of my friends out in meat space call me a saint or guardian angel (mostly because they're even more damaged or despicable than I am).  :doge
To put this into context, your extreme personality shifts and manipulative behavior is very On Cinema Tim Heidecker.  :doge

Let me get real as someone that generally tries to keep an even head:

You went from virgin -> fat chicks are easy -> bdsm moms hang together and are easy -> let me emotionally leech off the gf of some dude that almost OD’d on heroin, freeing my lane for this bitch I call dumb on the internet

You’re not so much enjoying yourself as much you are exploiting the ladder of women that you feel are under your progressively under your ego.

There’s a lot to digest here, at times I was one of the only positive posters trying to help you out. But bro, you’ve totally fucked up.

Also, shifting hardcore into drugs as a form of “enlightenment”, not recreational enjoyment, and turning to astrology is some Fratboy burnout/13 year old diary writer bullshit respectively.

You could easily choose to progress and learn with your past experiences, use that to field and acclimate yourself from your supposed trauma, or use it as an excuse to get 😈 that a emotionally weak woman is crying in your arms as she struggles to maintain her relationship with her boyfriend that you hope will OD.

Also lmaoo it’s funny seeing you criticize yourself in quoteposts and seeing that it was made under a year ago. Gain some fucking perspective.

Bro I see you on Twitter all of the time running in my circles and I want to give u a kiss (unless ur not a Gregghead)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 11, 2019, 12:00:02 AM
Wtf. 21337, add me on Twitter
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 11, 2019, 12:52:22 AM
Quote from: shosta on October 10, 2019, 11:01:33 PM
There have been a lot of crazy people in this thread the past few days.

Quote from: shosta on October 10, 2019, 11:16:21 PM
Compared to all you fuckers, I'm the most normal guy around :hmph


FACT CHECK:

Quote from: shosta on October 01, 2019, 11:13:53 PM
At one point in my life I was making random visits to my girlfriend's house at night to try and "catch her off guard". Lifted her facebook password off of her laptop and ended up obsessively checking her facebook messages, multiple times throughout the day. Distrust and paranoia is extremely self destructive, don't do it.

:society
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 11, 2019, 08:15:22 AM
I guess since everyone has been giving updates:

Everything is still going good here. The gf and I actually spent two days out of town together a while back which was fun. I think things have finally settled back to normal there and it feels like it did before. The only thing that's different is we basically used to have a no text boundary that was really unspoken, but we would really only mostly chat when we were together. That's pretty much gone. We text and communicate on a daily basis throughout the day but I like it. I've always considered her a good friend and it feels a lot better that we don't really limit the friendship side.

The wife and I are trying to have a baby. If anyone remembers, we have always been told that it's likely not possible for and a 2 years back now (I think) she had a miscarriage. It sucked but it proved to us that 1) should can have a baby and 2) we really do want to have one together. So we've been seeing doctors and we've made progress to the point where we have more of a normal chance of it. We're avoiding anything like surgery, IVF or hormones. If we get to the point where those are our options we've decided to just adopt.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 12, 2019, 09:24:12 PM
Y’all think I’m going to find someone else? It seems pretty impossible. I mean I got really lucky with who I had and well ruined it. Don’t know how I could get lucky again. And looking at how people meet others(through social circles), mine isn’t very hopeful. My friends are either married or have no female friends. Work is also a pretty solitary job. Just seems scary you know?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 12, 2019, 09:32:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 12, 2019, 09:24:12 PM
Y’all think I’m going to find someone else? It seems pretty impossible.
Yeah? People meet people all the time. Stop being a defeatist weirdo.

And atra jfc. You need to go cold turkey on your lifestyle.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 12, 2019, 09:47:12 PM
On the other hand you’ll never be a famous artist unless you kill yourself
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 13, 2019, 12:07:25 AM
Atra, have you seen the penultimate episode of Breaking Bad season 2? If you have, you'll know what I'm getting at. Possum Girl can still be your one and only, but you have to be willing to do all that is necessary.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on October 13, 2019, 02:05:23 AM
to lighten things up and brag, im going on holiday in a few weeks to stay with a woman i met from australia (basically a one night stand after an exhibition i had a piece in a few weeks back. v romantic. though we did previously know of each other a little). ex ballerina, current filmmaker - being intentionally vague here - and sexy as all hell. "you can stay as long as you like" 

:uguu

also dating someone in my city. new operations manager in our office. very fashionable with a hint of sloot, a great ass, well read, cute, smart, likes to party and workout. bless.

had been fucking around a lil' elsewhere too, but that's off now (except the office romance, potentially a small dilemma) after meeting the strayan dream. it feels like a goofy romcom scenario, i've never really attempted a long distance thing but we've been talking every other day for hours, and messaging otherwise. have been upfront and transparent about my situ with all involved, but things have been so cute/ developing quickly with miss straya, and im a little bored where i am (though, this is also quite nice in many ways) so beginning to think if this works over the next month or two i might just recklessly up and move myself down under  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 13, 2019, 02:53:10 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on October 12, 2019, 09:32:19 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 12, 2019, 09:24:12 PM
Y’all think I’m going to find someone else? It seems pretty impossible.
Yeah? People meet people all the time. Stop being a defeatist weirdo.


I don't meet people all the time. I hardly meet people.

I also don't know much about women and I'm unsure if I'm going to meet a woman who's going to have an interest in sex, allow me to do the same things, and also be as understanding about things. I'm just feeling a lot on anxiety about how I had a rather good thing that I blew.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 13, 2019, 02:56:07 AM
I hope to god rahx finds some sexually aggressive whore that’ll fuck the mental illness right out of ‘im  :doge

(actually it makes it worse)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 13, 2019, 03:04:38 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 10, 2019, 03:27:31 AM
Does that BMW job pays well ? I'm not gonna slack honest factory work, maybe having something more steady and more rigidly organised is a good thing.
It pays better than my last job at a marketing/web design firm

But $600 less than my current job BUT I get my healthcare paid for + other benefits.

and yes, I could definitely go for something more rigid and less people oriented as of late...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 13, 2019, 03:09:14 AM
Rahx I can tell you from experience that it can and most probably will happen. It will maybe take some time. Reading attraction cues can be tricky but that's why coffee and drink dates are for too.

Meeting new faces is an issue for a lot of people, if that's any comfort. That's why dating apps have become so popular.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 13, 2019, 06:13:12 AM
Also I know now I love my ex. (Irony !) I honestly was a bit dizzy the last two times we parted ways after hanging out. I got the impression she was a bit febrile too but I don't trust my judgement on that. She has experience, was the one who splitted, was pretty convinced we wouldn't patch up and that her feelings didn't and wouldn't grow into love so I don't want to project and cling on.

I'm perfectly fine with it being entirely platonic, but I'll probably try to be open and sincere about this to her in the near future if only for finding the healthy distance and boundaries.

Edit : Might also be partly libido-related, I guess, as far as the flare up is concerned.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 13, 2019, 12:05:09 PM
Atra, rather than trying to orchestrate a situation akin to Jane’s death in Breaking Bad, is there any way you could narc on Heroin Boy and get him sent to prison? We’ve established just within the last few pages that people don’t stay loyal when their SO goes to prison or lives several states away. Get him locked up, and you’ll  have a clear path to Possum Girl’s heart.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 13, 2019, 12:58:55 PM
At the end of the day, she’s picking a heroin addict over you. Heroin addicts shit their pants regularly, have bad breath because their teeth are rotting and will do anything, no matter how humiliating, to get their next hit. Yet with all that, she still wants to fuck him over you. Your response is to sit idly by or even worse, pretend to be some puppet master instead of being relieved at dodging such a shit show.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2019, 01:06:02 PM
Oof. OWH with the body slam.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 13, 2019, 03:24:53 PM
naff, you had an art exhibition? Have you considered becoming a developer like stufte?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 13, 2019, 03:35:31 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 13, 2019, 12:05:09 PM
Atra, rather than trying to orchestrate a situation akin to Jane’s death in Breaking Bad, is there any way you could narc on Heroin Boy and get him sent to prison? We’ve established just within the last few pages that people don’t stay loyal when their SO goes to prison or lives several states away. Get him locked up, and you’ll  have a clear path to Possum Girl’s heart.
Possum girl met with me and another friend of mine this Friday over drinks.

She’s essentially done with him in a romantic sense but still with him for financial support until she lands a better job. Which hopefully will happen very soon.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 13, 2019, 03:53:13 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 13, 2019, 03:35:31 PM
She’s essentially done with him in a romantic sense but still with him for financial support until she lands a better job.

:snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 13, 2019, 04:01:49 PM
 :idont :whatsthedeal :birb

It’s all gonna work out. Just watch.  :doge

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 13, 2019, 04:06:31 PM
He’s on suboxone now or whatever, is in a support group, and has a job at TGI Friday’s.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on October 13, 2019, 04:12:19 PM
This whole possum girl thing sounds like some comedy act tbh. I can kinda understand some rough spots in that relationship but theres nothing even remotely "normal" in any of this. Eh, if laying her will make you happy(though i doubt it)   :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 13, 2019, 04:17:36 PM
Can't you financially support her and her possums with your new job?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 13, 2019, 04:17:50 PM
If you guys saw how shitty the dating scene was in my small city you would understand why I’m so hung up on possum girl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 13, 2019, 04:25:37 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 13, 2019, 04:17:36 PM
Can't you financially support her and her possums with your new job?
She’s actually going to give away her possum pretty soon to a nature reserve for unreleaseable wild animals.

But yes.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 13, 2019, 04:37:58 PM
I'm working for the week so I'll just put aside my uncertainties for now. No need on beating that horse until next time. Instinct says something that doesn't seem to hold up to reason, that's the worst.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 13, 2019, 04:40:41 PM
Remember when Atra was with a nice girl who was into kinky shit but he dumped her because it was going a bit too fast and it was just too weird for him?

Me too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 13, 2019, 04:54:26 PM
Quote from: Raist on October 13, 2019, 04:40:41 PM
Remember when Atra was with a nice girl who was into kinky shit but he dumped her because it was going a bit too fast and it was just too weird for him?

Me too.
She wanted to have my babies after we had been together for only 3 weeks.  :doge

and I fucking hate kids, btw.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 13, 2019, 05:00:40 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 13, 2019, 04:37:58 PM
I'm working for the week so I'll just put aside my uncertainties for now. No need on beating that horse until next time. Instinct says something that doesn't seem to hold up to reason, that's the worst.

Beat the meat, not the horse.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 13, 2019, 05:06:28 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 13, 2019, 05:00:40 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 13, 2019, 04:37:58 PM
I'm working for the week so I'll just put aside my uncertainties for now. No need on beating that horse until next time. Instinct says something that doesn't seem to hold up to reason, that's the worst.

Beat the meat, not the horse.

Not sure either would help. :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 13, 2019, 11:06:16 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 13, 2019, 12:54:32 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 13, 2019, 02:53:10 AM
I don't meet people all the time. I hardly meet people.

I also don't know much about women and I'm unsure if I'm going to meet a woman who's going to have an interest in sex, allow me to do the same things, and also be as understanding about things. I'm just feeling a lot on anxiety about how I had a rather good thing that I blew.

To be frank, what you had seemed more like going through growing pains as opposed to a good thing you should have kept.

And dude, you will meet someone. Most of the time it happens when you least expect it to. The best way to go about it is to not look at yourself as this burden women need to deal with, but as this person a woman would want to be around. Acting like you're a burden or problem will make you into one more often than not.

By all means, grieve and mourn and all that. There's nothing wrong with feeling sad if you have something to feel sad about. But you'll bounce back, I know you will. Take it for me, prior saddest poster in this gin joint before I racked up my own experience and grew up. You'll be fine.
Thank you. I know I have been one of the most annoying posters in here and on the bore in general. And I know my shtick can sound like someone whining about the end of the world.

This is my first break up and while I know this is something everyone deals with at some point, it still hurts. Especially since I know in the end a lot of it was my fault. If I did'nt have these insecurities and characters flaws I probably wouldn't have pushed someone I cared for away. I mean I know everyone probably does the "in retrospect" look back and in retrospect I can see the problems that probably would in the end led it ending anyway. Lol my mom always said one of the problems is she did'nt want to do anything and that I am someone who likes to get out and do stuff. When I visited her as much as it was fun to be with her, I wasn't thirlled about taking an airplane to basicly stay in her apartment and watch her play CoD. Yeah the sex part was good and in the end it has helped me shed my fear of sex. I still have many hang ups to get pass, but less. I'm scared of how sex will be with someone else though? How will it compare? But I know you can't really think about that.

I don't know I have a lot of anxiety right now about this and I don't go to therapy until Thursdays. I'm sure after a week or so I'll start getting better, it's just that hump is hard.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on October 14, 2019, 12:16:52 AM
she was a weird shut in gamer, and you're a weeb, it sounded kinda right to me. but even though you are scared of being alone, enjoyed the company and sex, you weren't that into it and you don't have to settle because "you're not worth it". you clearly have some issues of the attachment, self-esteem variety. helloooo. you really have to just believe you're not alone in that. just getting out there and doing it both figuratively and literally does inure you to the trials and tribulations of dating. each step gets successively easier, keep pushing yourself. live laugh love babes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 14, 2019, 01:11:39 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 14, 2019, 12:47:01 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 13, 2019, 04:17:50 PM
If you guys saw how shitty the dating scene was in my small city you would understand why I’m so hung up on possum girl.

Man I'm in saudi, so you can chill with the "if you know how shitty my dating scene is".

It's about self respect, not how shitty a dating scene is. You're supposedly hoing out there fucking everything imaginable but you're hung up on someone who's sticking with a heroin junkie? come on. You need to get off the "having someone is better than having no one" mindset cause really it's all about having someone worth your time, not just anyone.
Maybe there is someone else in my area who is a better fit for me but it's like finding a needle in a haystack.

I would have better luck if I lived in Asheville or Charleston but for now I'm stuck in my area until I get my job situation figured out (again...).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 14, 2019, 01:24:56 AM
I either lose interest or they lose interest because things don't really "click" after a while. Also, I'm still neurotic as all hell about sex/intimacy (unless I'm drunk or high) if I'm not with someone I really trust/love and people get annoyed by that shit.

And my love for possum girl is still larger than my resentment.

edit: Again, I could try and "rationalize" why I'm so hellbent about getting with her until I'm blue in the face and you guys still wouldn't get it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on October 14, 2019, 01:34:08 AM
This season has too much explanatory dialogue I think.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on October 14, 2019, 01:56:08 AM
Quote from: shosta on October 13, 2019, 03:24:53 PM
naff, you had an art exhibition? Have you considered becoming a developer like stufte?

who is stufte?

im in dev, riding that SRE ticket rn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on October 14, 2019, 02:07:57 AM
can i see ur art  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 14, 2019, 02:14:01 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on October 14, 2019, 01:34:08 AM
This season has too much explanatory dialogue I think.

With the protagonists making clearly dumb and objectively wrong decisions in order to create artificial drama and rope in the viewers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 14, 2019, 06:44:47 AM
Did we see a pic of possum girl I can’t remember.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 14, 2019, 07:14:07 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/xomfEU5.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 14, 2019, 07:31:48 AM
Quote from: naff on October 14, 2019, 12:16:52 AM
she was a weird shut in gamer, and you're a weeb, it sounded kinda right to me.

A weird shut in gamer who rides a married man's dick after a few games of Calladoody :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 14, 2019, 08:15:38 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on October 14, 2019, 06:44:47 AM
Did we see a pic of possum girl I can’t remember.
I posted one of her & I a while back in the post your nude pic thread.

Quote from: filler on October 14, 2019, 07:14:07 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/xomfEU5.jpg)
:donot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 14, 2019, 08:52:20 AM
Quote from: filler on October 14, 2019, 07:14:07 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/xomfEU5.jpg)
Would make bad life decisions for her tbh :mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on October 14, 2019, 12:42:57 PM
Update on being in love with married woman:

She loves her husband a lot still and wants us to remain friends with me(understandable to the tenth degree).

I get this smelly feeling she's expecting us to remain how we were emotionally while in love (she craves emotional connection while also having a husband that can't provide enough).

My feelings on this?

I'm backing the fuck off.

This:

Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 10, 2019, 10:51:18 PM
As a general rule I say never chase after people who are taken, even if feelings develop after long term friendship. Best to chill and focus on hanging out with other people for a while.

I should suck your dick out of appreciation. Great and bestest advice possible.  :-* Thank God for this thread.  :heartbeat

The girl I nutted in orally wants to hang out all day tomorrow and fuck my brains out. Emotional affair wife's husband is 2000 miles away and he ain't showing up soon. Feels nice getting my nuts blown, and knowing hers ain't being touched.  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on October 14, 2019, 04:44:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 14, 2019, 08:15:38 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on October 14, 2019, 06:44:47 AM
Did we see a pic of possum girl I can’t remember.
I posted one of her & I a while back in the post your nude pic thread.

I bet you guys weren't even nude in it  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 14, 2019, 04:48:26 PM
We have seen each other naked a couple of times outside of a sexual context tho.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
my god her tits...  :mouf
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 14, 2019, 04:53:41 PM
cool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 15, 2019, 04:43:00 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 12, 2019, 09:24:12 PM
Y’all think I’m going to find someone else? It seems pretty impossible. I mean I got really lucky with who I had and well ruined it. Don’t know how I could get lucky again. And looking at how people meet others(through social circles), mine isn’t very hopeful. My friends are either married or have no female friends. Work is also a pretty solitary job. Just seems scary you know?

It's not luck. You put in the work, put yourself out there, and experienced some early relationship struggles and successes.

And /you/ didn't ruin it. At least, not by yourself. The way she ended things was weak sauce. Maybe you freaked her out, or maybe she is abusive. The stuff where she voiced being jealous that you'd do the same stuff she's doing? That's not healthy. But you're free of it now.

Keep putting yourself out there, you will encounter more opportunities for both and, more importantly, progress.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 15, 2019, 05:58:23 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 13, 2019, 01:06:02 PM
Oof. OWH with the body slam.

Off the motherfucking turnbuckle, no less.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on October 15, 2019, 07:11:17 AM
Atra, dude you need to work on yourself, no sane woman is going to want to start a relationship with you whilst you're in this sort of mess.

You're getting beaten by a Heroin addict because the girl looks at you and thinks, fuck I'll take the addict as he's probably more likely to be able to get himself back on the straight and narrow.

 :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 15, 2019, 08:19:02 AM
Ghoul, I’ve been “working on myself” since I was 19. I’m 29 now.

No one really knows my true mental state except you guys. If anything I’m a high functioning broken person because most people who know me see me as a model of responsibility & sanity...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 15, 2019, 12:39:29 PM
be careful how you think about yourself, be kind and forgiving
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 15, 2019, 06:07:27 PM
Female friend is saying "go for the kiss or talk about how your feelings have changed" which I guess confirms any bias I already had. I mean bottling that stuff up can't possibly be positive anyway.

There's a lot of stuff I've left sliding in my personal life since my long term relation ended : tidiness of my flat, a lot of small administrative hangups... I'm not a hardcore hoarder but there's shades of that and I'm a bit recluse in my home, haven't had a guest in a long time, my then SO was the engine of my social life really and I'm seeing people from that social circle (which we shared) a lot less since -to be fair that's on me and I drifted apart from that on my own-. Since my latest breakup I compensated by making a slight effort in grooming so there's that but that's still the outside, the presentation, me in the world. One of the reasons of the breakup with my latest ex was lack a progression or even feeling regression on her part, and it probably stems from that partly. Irrespective of the real feelings I had for her, I also did use that relation as a distraction or an excuse and I didn't challenge myself on this. In a very down to earth, concrete way, I didn't let her in much into my physical space even if I've always been open and truthful emotionally.

That's something I need to address, for her or whoever I may meet. It also needs to be said face to face. I'm not looking for a second mother and it's not that I require her holding my hand to fix my shit (part of why I'm so enamored is that she's autonomous, independant and living on her terms. I've seen too in-depth emotional and material codependency and it's a recipe for disaster IMO) but I need to be transparent about that.

It's not that I discovered it all suddenly this morning, I knew all along, but I'm a bit ashamed of it and writing it here is a bit of a dry run to face it explicitly, I suppose.

Of course the other reason she broke up was that love didn't blossom. My feelings evolved so maybe hers could have too, who knows, despite the material conditions being more or less the same. Maybe they didn't and that's not something you can force.

Was thinking of offering up pastries and coffees for tea time (that's something we like) at her place next weekend, that just seems better for having that talk.

Man. Love, heh ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 15, 2019, 06:26:32 PM
The other thing is that I'm big on organic relations that flow with the "important" part clicking while still unsaid, but that's also a bit of a failure of communication on my part. Letting that out, even if it's fruitless at bonding in a sentimental sense, might be a form of personal progress.

If that's any consolation for you all, my post mortem introspections 2 years ago (that I hopefully kept for myself) were a lot shittier and trite.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 15, 2019, 08:06:08 PM
pAwesome girl  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on October 16, 2019, 06:35:35 AM
Yeah Vom, stop being a pussy, and go get some bro!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 16, 2019, 06:51:10 AM
Guys, it's been four days, I'm working as quickly as I can here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 16, 2019, 06:51:37 PM
Met a girl a month ago. Things are great. We like each other a lot. Nothing else to report. :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 16, 2019, 09:57:31 PM
who is she voting for  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 16, 2019, 10:08:51 PM
She doesn't vote in the primaries ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 16, 2019, 10:11:20 PM
She has a coffee table book of pictures from Obama's presidency :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 16, 2019, 10:23:00 PM
 :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 18, 2019, 05:01:50 PM
It's gonna be Tuesday night. Fingers crossed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 19, 2019, 07:53:13 PM
 :zzz :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 20, 2019, 05:24:57 AM
omgomgogomgogomgoggomg

GUYS

holy shit, did i strike lightning tonight

so, there was this singles meetup that went to. i was a bit hesitant to go because 1) herpes girl was going to be there and thus i'd have to deal with some potential awkwardness and 2) i didn't think there would be many other worthwhile potential other chicks since it was said on the meet up page that it was going to be a low turn out with mostly dudes (as is usually the case with these types of things, sadly). but i decided to go, primarily for one reason. i met this smokin' hot babe at the last one of these events. we talked for a bit, but sadly very briefly and any opportuntity to familiarize with eachother was cut short due to the chaos at the time.

so i was hoping to see her again and give it another shot. initially i thought she wasn't going to show up, but she did eventually later on. unfortunately, she was pretty much stuck at one particular table the entire goddamned night (in a somewhat amusing/shitty coincidence, she was seated literally next to herpes girl, so that made things extra difficult).

anyway, i was waiting for any opportunity whatsoever to have a moment alone with her, but it never came. after the first hour or so, i figured things were hopeless and i thought about going home. but something inside me just told me to stick around (being real here, i think i was just laziness). so i stay the rest of the night until the hosts at the venue kick us out. i see her leaving before me and i was hoping to catch her in the parking lot. i went after her after a bit of waiting, and noticed the parking lot was mostly empty, so i figured i'd just missed her. very bummed out, as you would expect.

so i stand around at the side of the building we were in and i was looking on my phone to see what the closest burger king was to drown my sorrows. but then, fortune smiled upon me. i heard her voice talking to someone. i guess she must have been in the bathroom or something and just came out. she walks by me, and i say hi to her using her name. her eyes lit up when she saw that i remembered her name (and made it clear verbally as well), and said she remembered me from before, but apologized for not remembering my name (which is fine. i have a difficult furrener sounding name, so i wouldn't expect anyone to remember it after hearing it once, even if they WERE into me). we made a little bit of small talk, and i complimented the costume she wore (it was a halloween thing).

let me just interrupt the story here to point out that at up until this point, i wasn't expecting much to happen. i had no idea what i was going to say, what my next move would be or anything like that. i just wanted her to remember me and hopefully make SOME kind of impression.

so what happens next, absolutely floors me: she asks me if i wanted to exchange numbers. this happened so fast and sudden, that i'm still in a daze. but she did! she really DID! :rock

see, it's not just a matter of me getting "a" girl's number. she was easily by far the most gorgeous woman there, which is saying something because there were definitely a handful of girls that were decent competition. i mean, just based on the male to female ratio of the place, i thought it was virtually impossible for me to get ANY girl's number, let alone strike the goddamned jackpot. :rock  :rock :rock

it's funny how shit works out. i'm so glad i made the trip after all. and because the disappointment suddenly turned to celebration, there was no longer a need for the services of burger king. for tonight, i dined as a true king: at taco bell




tl;dr   i got the number of the hottest chick at this party i went to. went to taco bell to celebrate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on October 20, 2019, 08:59:41 AM
Quote from: Esch on October 19, 2019, 07:51:43 PM
Coming slowly up on ~11 months with my girlfriend. It's going  great. Both of us can just act maturely together, never fight about the bullshit, remain respectful and just love spending time together. I'd say the only relationship I've ever experienced happiness or genuine love in. She gets along great with my folks and vice versa... basically reporting in to say I'm really happy and I want to continue building a life with her.

:yeshrug

Is this the girl you asked us on advice for sending cock pics for?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 20, 2019, 10:19:47 AM
 :hmm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 20, 2019, 12:44:34 PM
She wants to start podcasting again :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 20, 2019, 12:49:42 PM
 :rogan
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 20, 2019, 01:00:45 PM
I'm asking her what she listens to now 😬
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 20, 2019, 01:10:56 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 20, 2019, 01:00:45 PM
I'm asking her what she listens to now 😬
I’ve been married for 10 years and I don’t even ask this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 20, 2019, 01:11:46 PM
Just regular nerd stuff :noah we're in the clear. She doesn't pay attention to politics at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 20, 2019, 01:16:41 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 20, 2019, 01:11:46 PM
Just regular nerd stuff :noah we're in the clear. She doesn't pay attention to politics at all.
Need a full rundown of all podcasts and guests to do a cross check for problematic figures/ideas.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on October 20, 2019, 01:20:59 PM
I am not interested in your heteronormative relationship problems.

Unless you suck a dick, I am not interested in reading about it. :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 20, 2019, 02:22:23 PM
Yeah things aren’t feeling real great over here, not really sure where we stand we have a scheduled discussion next weekend lol fuck me. Currently living together still and just trying to be pleasant, even hangin out watching shows we like together and shit but just no love yous no kissin, giant emotional gulf.


Anyway, I’m definitely done with being attracted to the kind of excitement that really was at the core of my attraction to my current wife. Or at least being with someone who communicates like she does. If I try this whole thing again (honestly, 9 years of marriage is maybe like “okay I did that now I can be a hermit) I just want a nice Latina girl :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 20, 2019, 02:38:01 PM
You can't sit around waiting for her to make decisions. She's going to tell you to move out. Why wait for her to kick you out? Get your own place. Put some distance between you two. Work on yourself. Either she likes that and there's hope for you two or you've got a head start on the rest of your life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 20, 2019, 02:39:42 PM
breh it’s the house I always wanted and the mortgage is in my name, cutting and running is not forum post easy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 20, 2019, 02:40:20 PM
But otherwise, yes, I’m lookin for a therapist
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 20, 2019, 08:35:38 PM
okay, given how shocking things turned out last night, it looks like i'm psyching myself out with the pressure

but just to get y'alls opinions that i'm just being really dumb...let's go through the facts

- this was specifically at a meet up that was titled 'singles night'
- she offered her phone number on her own, without ANY prompting from me


there should be no confusion here that she thinks i want to date her, right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 20, 2019, 08:38:11 PM
maybe you're too hard on yourself, maybe you should cherish your kidneys while you still can
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 20, 2019, 08:48:47 PM
what should i tell her?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 20, 2019, 08:55:06 PM
Just ask her out you muppet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 20, 2019, 08:57:28 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 20, 2019, 08:35:38 PM
- she offered her phone number on her own, without ANY prompting from me
Could have also been trying to end the conversation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 20, 2019, 09:05:04 PM
okay i sent her a text:

now we play the waiting game:

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9520232ab4ba9132dcdef33b30420765/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on October 20, 2019, 09:22:01 PM
 :lol

office romance and i broke it off after she nearly broke mine off. ima miss her sorely. she was getting strong feelings, i said she could do better than me rn and that atm i had no capacity for commitment (read: i dont love you, but i like you and love to hit that) at the moment and i apologised for the poor timing. next morning she broke it off. RIP.

it's all worked out well, this is the right way for now, but seeing office romance around makes me sad i can't have my cake and eat it too.

edit: also of note, office romance didn't want kids and i'm low key starting to feel like exploring that possibility. i think i would find it hard to love someone who is so vehemently against the idea. i'd v likely become bitter at least, even if i was kinda crazy about her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 21, 2019, 01:14:18 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/ct9OmBK.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 21, 2019, 01:57:45 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 20, 2019, 02:22:23 PM
Yeah things aren’t feeling real great over here, not really sure where we stand we have a scheduled discussion next weekend lol fuck me. Currently living together still and just trying to be pleasant, even hangin out watching shows we like together and shit but just no love yous no kissin, giant emotional gulf.


Anyway, I’m definitely done with being attracted to the kind of excitement that really was at the core of my attraction to my current wife. Or at least being with someone who communicates like she does. If I try this whole thing again (honestly, 9 years of marriage is maybe like “okay I did that now I can be a hermit) I just want a nice Latina girl :doge

It's a small mercy but at least it sounds you could navigate this without too much bitterness, at least emotionally. From how you present it, that scheduled talk may probably be just a mutual acknowledgement that it died of natural causes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 21, 2019, 03:06:17 AM
omgomgomgomg

so, not only did she respond, but we chatted for HOURS. long, detailed, intimate conversations. i think she's really into me! :rejoice


good thing i decided to ignore raist's advice about not texting her :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 21, 2019, 04:00:19 AM
You ungrateful dick ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 21, 2019, 05:04:45 AM
:heartbeat  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on October 21, 2019, 08:18:18 AM
FHUTA
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on October 21, 2019, 10:54:35 AM
How do you tell if a cute shaved-hair girl with piercings is a lesbian or just a straight girl with short hair?

Crushes are the worst. Sometimes I wish my dick didn't work
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 21, 2019, 10:59:37 AM
It’s based on BMI:

Below 18.5   Straight-leaning bisexual
18.5 – 24.9   straight
25.0 – 29.9   Gay-leaning bisexual
30.0 and Above  Gay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 21, 2019, 12:00:37 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on October 21, 2019, 10:54:35 AM
How do you tell if a cute shaved-hair girl with piercings is a lesbian or just a straight girl with short hair?

Crushes are the worst. Sometimes I wish my dick didn't work

Quote from: Raist on October 20, 2019, 08:55:06 PM
Just ask her out you muppet.

.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on October 21, 2019, 02:28:42 PM
If I see her again I just might
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 21, 2019, 02:31:07 PM
If you approach every girl like a potential friend (and not a fucktoy) all those sexuality questions will not matter.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on October 21, 2019, 03:09:40 PM
Nah, i'm way too shy to approach a girl as a friend, let alone any other sort of way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 21, 2019, 03:12:02 PM
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on October 21, 2019, 03:15:07 PM
Nah, i'm just gonna splash my face with cold water and try to forget all about it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 22, 2019, 12:46:34 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on October 21, 2019, 03:09:40 PM
Nah, i'm way too shy to approach a girl as a friend, let alone any other sort of way.

Open up with a joke to break the ice.

…oh, wait. This is you we're talking about :teehee
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 22, 2019, 01:30:02 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 20, 2019, 02:22:23 PM
Yeah things aren’t feeling real great over here, not really sure where we stand we have a scheduled discussion next weekend
Oof. Not sure if things are really busy and this is a good sign of someone making time for what's important. Or if it's "ammo gathering" time. Either way, hang in there cubed cats.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 22, 2019, 03:23:03 AM
another successful night!

it started off a little concerning cause she didn't respond to my text for several hours, but she eventually does and lets me know she was out with friends. we had another enjoyable multi-hour long back and forth.

so far so good!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 22, 2019, 03:29:27 AM
I know it's normal but it honestly doesn't sound like you should be panicked for a delayed text response. This thing is as on rails as it can be. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 22, 2019, 03:29:48 AM
Make plans to see her in person soon.

Last thing you want is a text/phone-only thing dragging on for weeks and weeks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 22, 2019, 03:31:45 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 22, 2019, 03:23:03 AM
another successful night!

it started off a little concerning cause she didn't respond to my text for several hours, but she eventually does and lets me know she was out with friends. we had another enjoyable multi-hour long back and forth.

so far so good!

Ask her out already breh.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And get a neck tat if you really want to seal the deal  :-[
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 22, 2019, 05:13:44 AM
Yeah, you guys are right.

Next time we talk, I'm going to ask her out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 22, 2019, 08:41:19 AM
Not to be a downer but this is probably gonna be a recurring issue, understandably a larger share of women seek a "serious life partner" and / or a prospective father as they get older. Maybe this is accentuated where you live.

Not much to do but keep looking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 22, 2019, 05:09:16 PM
Well, it was only me really. And if it's not mutual there's no forcing it, just have to take it, accept that she'll just be a great friend and keep going forward.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 22, 2019, 07:18:58 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 22, 2019, 08:46:32 AM
Yeah I know, it just fucking sucks.
I’ll be there in a few weeks, we’ll find u a desert honey
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 22, 2019, 09:58:02 PM
she bought a bunch of new buttplugs :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 22, 2019, 10:36:14 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 22, 2019, 09:58:02 PM
she bought a bunch of new buttplugs :drool

Hopefully you limber up beforehand.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 22, 2019, 10:39:52 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xOQ0ESl.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 23, 2019, 03:31:10 AM
UGH

we spoke again today, and like i said earlier, i was planning on asking her out. but i never got the chance because she was out with friends and wasn't really ideal to ask.

hopefully tomorrow will go better.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on October 23, 2019, 05:17:27 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 23, 2019, 03:31:10 AM
UGH

we spoke again today, and like i said earlier, i was planning on asking her out. but i never got the chance because she was out with friends and wasn't really ideal to ask.

hopefully tomorrow will go better.

Man, it doesn't matter if she's out with friends etc, just say "Hey I've loved our conversations so far and was wondering if you'd like to meet up"

It's a text dude, it's not like you're on the phone whilst she's out with friends, she can see the text and then get back to you once she's able to reply.


VOM what happened on your date bro?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 23, 2019, 06:05:58 AM
The short of it is that she doesn't feel like that about me. She thought it was indeed probably healthy to be genuine about it and that all cards were on the table to address any future discussion about boundaries if ever needed. I'm confident I made my peace out of it and there's no issue on carrying on our friendship (minus the intimacy we've kept on doing all the things we like, really).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on October 23, 2019, 06:22:41 AM
not the best outcome but at least she was good enough to be straight up with you and not lead you on at all, on to the next huh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 23, 2019, 07:17:14 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on October 23, 2019, 05:17:27 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 23, 2019, 03:31:10 AM
UGH

we spoke again today, and like i said earlier, i was planning on asking her out. but i never got the chance because she was out with friends and wasn't really ideal to ask.

hopefully tomorrow will go better.

Man, it doesn't matter if she's out with friends etc, just say "Hey I've loved our conversations so far and was wondering if you'd like to meet up"

It's a text dude, it's not like you're on the phone whilst she's out with friends, she can see the text and then get back to you once she's able to reply.

yeah, but if feels weird asking her out when she's busy hanging out with her friends. i mean, what if i send her a text asking her out and she doesn't respond until after she's done, which could take all night?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 23, 2019, 07:18:41 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 22, 2019, 05:14:49 AM
All I'm asking is you tear that ass up, Oblivion.

i'm TRYING  :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on October 23, 2019, 07:31:08 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 23, 2019, 07:17:14 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on October 23, 2019, 05:17:27 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 23, 2019, 03:31:10 AM
UGH

we spoke again today, and like i said earlier, i was planning on asking her out. but i never got the chance because she was out with friends and wasn't really ideal to ask.

hopefully tomorrow will go better.

Man, it doesn't matter if she's out with friends etc, just say "Hey I've loved our conversations so far and was wondering if you'd like to meet up"

It's a text dude, it's not like you're on the phone whilst she's out with friends, she can see the text and then get back to you once she's able to reply.

yeah, but if feels weird asking her out when she's busy hanging out with her friends. i mean, what if i send her a text asking her out and she doesn't respond until after she's done, which could take all night?

Then you wait for the text dude, like shoot your shot, otherwise you'll be waiting a while and could fuck it up by waiting so long.

Like ask her, if she's out, if she is as interested as she looks to be she will deffo start arranging things with you.

Or just throw out a "Hey, want to meet on Saturday for dinner and drinks?"
 just if you give a day make sure there's at least two between today and the day you say you want to go.

As then you're more likely to get an ok, or she'll say I'm busy that day and give you a counter offer.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on October 23, 2019, 07:18:00 PM
Old high school crush is getting married

Why does this hurt so much
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 23, 2019, 08:19:27 PM
Unresolved emotional issues is an ongoing theme in adulthood
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on October 23, 2019, 08:45:09 PM
Oof
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 23, 2019, 09:33:10 PM
Alright guys,i'm doing it. I'm doing it! /spongebob

Gonma ask her out and report back. I'm gonna be either ecstatic, or a complete fucking wreck

Stay tuned!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 23, 2019, 10:05:54 PM
Good luck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 23, 2019, 11:51:49 PM
holy shit, did that take forever for her to respond (nearly three hours)


okay. but now that she's here, i can proceed to ask her out.


almost there, guys!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 24, 2019, 12:23:47 AM
okay, i sent it.

no going back now.

FUCK. i haven't been this nervous about a response for like nearly a decade (i wanted to ask out a co-worker who i later found out was a lesbian  :doge )
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 24, 2019, 12:24:12 AM
SHE RESPONDED!!

FUCK!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 24, 2019, 12:26:32 AM
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

SHE SAID YES!!


:rock :rock :rock  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 24, 2019, 04:16:42 AM
I take 150% of the credit for this.

Now don't fuck it up son.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Although ask her if she likes to be choked :phil
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on October 24, 2019, 05:52:59 AM
:rodney
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 24, 2019, 11:15:35 AM
face tat always works
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 24, 2019, 10:30:32 PM
Jinfash got engaged  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on October 24, 2019, 10:41:34 PM
Matched with a super cute lawyer off CMB last night. Before I could even come up with an opener, she messaged me. We ended up chatting on the app for a couple of hours before exchanging numbers and texting for a few more. Gonna meet up this weekend, and honestly I don't think I've been this excited for a date in a long time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 24, 2019, 11:02:53 PM
Whoa BN, you can’t just dox people like that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 25, 2019, 05:43:21 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on October 24, 2019, 10:30:32 PM
Jinfash got engaged  :)
Not news I was hoping for, but I’m willing to settle for side piece.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Congrats bae  :-[
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on October 26, 2019, 04:01:11 PM
Quote from: bluemax on October 24, 2019, 10:41:34 PM
Matched with a super cute lawyer off CMB last night. Before I could even come up with an opener, she messaged me. We ended up chatting on the app for a couple of hours before exchanging numbers and texting for a few more. Gonna meet up this weekend, and honestly I don't think I've been this excited for a date in a long time.

Happy to report this date went really well. Will definitely being seeing this girl again very soon.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2019, 04:34:23 PM
Did you ask her about choking?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 26, 2019, 04:51:52 PM
I fucked and came so hard inside of a girl this morning that I’ve had to nap for the rest of the day. I had some work I wanted to get done and now it’s late afternoon.

I also found out that I can’t sustain an erection with a condom anymore. I almost never use them so maybe I should get snipped so one doesn’t slip past the goalie. I get tested regularly and am still clean, thankfully.

I’m sure the real culprit is that I’m fatigued from working 80 hour weeks but eh, whatever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 26, 2019, 07:54:46 PM
gots me a question

so things are going well with the potential ladyfriend so far, thankfully. we've been talking every single day since she gave me her number, and our conversations are great.

...HOWEVER

Every single time we've spoken so far, I've been the one to initiate the conversation. Now, we both have busy schedules, and she comes home late sometimes, so I can sort of understand if she gets caught up in other things. but there have been days where i waited as late as 10 pm for her to text me, and she hasn't. we're on day 7 now, and it still hasn't been any different.

now AGAIN, i want to stress that she DOES respond and once she does, she speaks quite a bit and is very engaged. so things are still more good than bad. but i dunno, should i feel weird about it?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 26, 2019, 07:59:38 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 22, 2019, 03:29:48 AM
Make plans to see her in person soon.

Last thing you want is a text/phone-only thing dragging on for weeks and weeks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on October 26, 2019, 08:23:07 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 26, 2019, 02:32:17 PM
Giving tinder another go :yeshrug

Not expecting anything, still. I pretty much haven't taken any new pics worth uploading nor has my station in life changed, but it's not like I have anything else to do.
Increase age range to 50
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 27, 2019, 03:55:41 AM
Quote from: shosta on October 26, 2019, 07:59:38 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 22, 2019, 03:29:48 AM
Make plans to see her in person soon.

Last thing you want is a text/phone-only thing dragging on for weeks and weeks.

i probably forgot to mention it, but we are going to meet up next weekend for dinner.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 27, 2019, 03:56:51 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 26, 2019, 08:56:10 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on October 26, 2019, 08:23:07 PM
Increase age range to 50

Not much around there but I've always had it up there :-*

Yo Oblivion, I say don't really sweat it. Some girls think it's the dude who should initiate most times, and even then maybe it's just not her type of way of doing things. Either way don't think too hard till you go on dates. In my experience once you fuck the girl she's waaaay more likely to start hitting you up often.

yeah, i'm probably overthinking it. i just thought it was kind of weird. but then again, i've also had 6+ month long relationships where we literally never spoke on the phone even once, so..  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 27, 2019, 04:45:43 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 27, 2019, 05:20:13 AM
It’s a image sharing and message sending app. The big thing about it is things don’t auto save and disappear after viewing them. So well your mind can figure out the pros of that. You can save stuff, but it will notify them. There’s also a Story aspect where people can upload things they take pictures and video of during thier day.

You should get it if you’re online dating. I find people my age and younger use it as a low risk texting thing. You don’t give someone your phone number, but this chatting on snap chat is just as good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 27, 2019, 01:47:34 PM
Possum girl is single and she wants to see me tonight. :smug

But I can’t see her tonight tho because I promised my best friend we were gonna see a movie (the lighthouse) together. So she’ll have to sit tight.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 27, 2019, 02:14:34 PM
 :bow :bow :bow :smug :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on October 27, 2019, 03:22:00 PM
skipping on a girl to go watch a movie where two dudes masturbate and eat beans is THE bore move
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 27, 2019, 03:40:51 PM
It’s okay. Her & I will get together later this week.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on October 27, 2019, 03:51:06 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 27, 2019, 04:45:43 AM
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Yeah like Rax said Snapchat is good for dating when dealing with certain segments of people. It's the only way I know that my roommate is still alive since he hasn't been home in like 4 months.

Girl I saw yesterday texted me a little bit ago asking if I want to get drinks Friday or Saturday. Considering we both have busy jobs and its Halloween week that seems pretty reasonable to me. Also this is the first time in awhile where the girl asked me for a second date before I asked her :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on October 27, 2019, 04:10:25 PM
And she picked a bar within walking distance of my apartment!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 27, 2019, 06:03:38 PM
Last time a chick asked me if I had snap chat it was because she was a prostitute #tinder
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 27, 2019, 06:12:20 PM
did you subscribe to her premium snapchat?  ;)

hope she pays tax!  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 27, 2019, 10:43:50 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 27, 2019, 01:47:34 PM
Possum girl is single and she wants to see me tonight. :smug

But I can’t see her tonight tho because I promised my best friend we were gonna see a movie (the lighthouse) together. So she’ll have to sit tight.

(https://i0.wp.com/comics-x-aminer.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/20427161_753167844855074_129451940_o-e1501124748433.jpg?resize=584%2C329)

:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 28, 2019, 03:28:14 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 27, 2019, 03:40:51 PM
It’s okay. Her & I will get together later this week.

Honestly you should take this opportunity to exact some mild psychological revenge on her for all the pain she put you through. Nothing that would jeopardize your chances of slamming, but D.E.N.N.I.S. System her a bit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 28, 2019, 03:28:18 AM
Well, I haven't been hit too hard by relapsing unilaterally to my ex, but I'm kinda frustrated by the lack of any feedback on dating apps. Guess most women don't agree with her that my photos are good. It's like pissing messages into the wind. I dissociate it fine from my self-worth but it is annoying to have a sub 1% response rate (and the few that did are not leading to any discussion anyway).

I'm sick at the moment so it's not like I can chase things down right now but I'm starting to get a bit thirsty.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 28, 2019, 12:21:04 PM
Vom, you should come visit America, you'll clean up with your accent...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 28, 2019, 05:44:53 PM
update: we have now confirmed to meet up on saturday evening :)

now, just need to decide where to eat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on October 28, 2019, 05:45:25 PM
Have you considered Olive Garden?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 28, 2019, 10:50:28 PM
At a show and kinda drunk. I think I wanna take a year from work and live out my midlife at 38 crisis and drive across America, stopping at bars, never knowing what adventures will bring and trying not to die.

It’s weird being single at 38
When it’s not intentional.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 29, 2019, 01:43:56 AM
Quote from: BisMarckie on October 28, 2019, 05:45:25 PM
Have you considered Olive Garden?

I know you're joking, but it occurred to me that I haven't.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 29, 2019, 02:30:55 AM
You’re not in high school. That would be super tacky to go there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 29, 2019, 02:55:25 AM
man y'all really hate olive garden (and by extension: PD) don't ya
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on October 29, 2019, 03:11:35 AM
Quote from: Raist on October 26, 2019, 04:34:23 PM
Did you ask her about choking?

I did not. Also I uh... ended up seeing her again a lot sooner than I expected in a very, very good way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 29, 2019, 03:23:15 AM
Quote from: tiesto on October 28, 2019, 12:21:04 PM
Vom, you should come visit America, you'll clean up with your accent...

A friend brought up the whole French accent thing and I was kinda skeptical to be honest. But sure I can put a Pépé Le Pew impression. Farts included.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 29, 2019, 03:29:07 AM
Eh, I got pretty emotional when I'm drinking lol

Quote from: Oblivion on October 29, 2019, 02:55:25 AM
man y'all really hate olive garden (and by extension: PD) don't ya

I haven't been in forever, but the breadsticks were awesome when I was a kid. But I don't really like Italian food outside Pizza so I'm a terrible judge of Italian restaurants.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 29, 2019, 05:07:19 AM
Quote from: tiesto on October 28, 2019, 12:21:04 PM
Vom, you should come visit America, you'll clean up with your accent...

We don't go to muhrica after the great freedom fries incident of 2003  :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 29, 2019, 10:20:31 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 29, 2019, 02:55:25 AM
man y'all really hate olive garden (and by extension: PD) don't ya

I'm an Italian-American from a part of the country with a large Italian-American population, there's literally no reason to go to Olive Garden when you can throw a rock and probably hit a delicious mom and pop Italian place.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bork on October 29, 2019, 10:24:59 AM
Quote from: tiesto on October 29, 2019, 10:20:31 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 29, 2019, 02:55:25 AM
man y'all really hate olive garden (and by extension: PD) don't ya

I'm an Italian-American from a part of the country with a large Italian-American population, there's literally no reason to go to Olive Garden when you can throw a rock and probably hit a delicious mom and pop Italian place.

Quote
Guess what, sometimes something good happens to you and you want to celebrate with a family dinner at Olive Garden.
:bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 29, 2019, 10:27:18 AM
Olive Garden was a dystopian nightmare last I went. Five-ish years ago? Tablets with games for the table, that you used to order. Bare bones service and more expensive than any number of actual nice restaurants in the area


On topic: my life is falling apart! 🙃
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on October 29, 2019, 10:31:28 AM
Sorry spen that sucks

It looked like mine was heading that way a couple weeks ago, now I’m slightly more optimistic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on October 29, 2019, 11:01:37 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 29, 2019, 10:27:18 AM
Olive Garden was a dystopian nightmare last I went. Five-ish years ago? Tablets with games for the table, that you used to order. Bare bones service and more expensive than any number of actual nice restaurants in the area


On topic: my life is falling apart! 🙃

Do you not notice the direct relationship between life quality and frequency of Olive Garden visits?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 29, 2019, 11:16:15 AM
🤔🤔🤔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 29, 2019, 11:19:08 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 27, 2019, 03:40:51 PM
It’s okay. Her & I will get together later this week.
Okay, I ended up getting with her that night and didn’t see Willem Defoe and Robert Pattinson eat beans & masturbate in a lighthouse. *sigh*

https://imgur.com/a/ZBe0BdE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 29, 2019, 03:40:43 PM
 :supergay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 29, 2019, 04:36:24 PM
Good luck and god speed you crazy kid
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 29, 2019, 04:57:02 PM
Season 3 guaranteed!
:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 29, 2019, 05:06:24 PM
EDIT: NOTHING TO SEE HERE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 29, 2019, 10:20:50 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 29, 2019, 11:19:08 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 27, 2019, 03:40:51 PM
It’s okay. Her & I will get together later this week.
Okay, I ended up getting with her that night and didn’t see Willem Defoe and Robert Pattinson eat beans & masturbate in a lighthouse. *sigh*

https://imgur.com/a/ZBe0BdE
:iface
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on October 29, 2019, 11:55:03 PM
Quote from: bluemax on October 29, 2019, 03:11:35 AM
Quote from: Raist on October 26, 2019, 04:34:23 PM
Did you ask her about choking?

I did not. Also I uh... ended up seeing her again a lot sooner than I expected in a very, very good way.

To somewhat further expand, we texted A TON on Monday and it got sexual at some points. Then by the time I got home she texted me saying basically that she didn't know what to do or say because at this point she was too horny to think straight. So I told her that if she wanted she could come over because we are both adults and why waste time if we both want the same thing? It felt kinda out of character for me but also like the right sort of thing to say. We are both in our mid 30s and have somewhat similar relationship backgrounds so it just made sense.

Honestly the last relationship I ended up in was because I made similar Costanza doing the opposite of what he normally would choices. But also I had found someone that I clicked with and nothing felt forced and things just happened when it was right (with that girl there was a much longer time before sex but also I was a lot younger).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 30, 2019, 05:57:51 AM
I'm always a bit apprehensive messaging women 10+ years younger though I know it can work as a relationship sometimes.

Since I don't get any replies anyway, guess it doesn't matter much.  :rodney
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on October 30, 2019, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: chronovore on October 29, 2019, 10:20:50 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 29, 2019, 11:19:08 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 27, 2019, 03:40:51 PM
It’s okay. Her & I will get together later this week.
Okay, I ended up getting with her that night and didn’t see Willem Defoe and Robert Pattinson eat beans & masturbate in a lighthouse. *sigh*

https://imgur.com/a/ZBe0BdE
:iface
We’re not getting into a relationship until she gets her shit together btw.

I’m gonna have a tough but necessary conversation the next time we see each other that we both need to heal on our own for some time. 

:shaq2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 30, 2019, 04:14:40 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 28, 2019, 03:28:14 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 27, 2019, 03:40:51 PM
It’s okay. Her & I will get together later this week.

Honestly you should take this opportunity to exact some mild psychological revenge on her for all the pain she put you through. Nothing that would jeopardize your chances of slamming, but D.E.N.N.I.S. System her a bit.

Quote from: Atramental on October 30, 2019, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: chronovore on October 29, 2019, 10:20:50 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 29, 2019, 11:19:08 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 27, 2019, 03:40:51 PM
It’s okay. Her & I will get together later this week.
Okay, I ended up getting with her that night and didn’t see Willem Defoe and Robert Pattinson eat beans & masturbate in a lighthouse. *sigh*

https://imgur.com/a/ZBe0BdE
:iface
We’re not getting into a relationship until she gets her shit together btw.

I’m gonna have a tough but necessary conversation the next time we see each other that we both need to heal on our own for some time. 

:shaq2

:rejoice

You nurtured that dependence, and now you're going to neglect emotionally.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 30, 2019, 04:40:33 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on October 30, 2019, 08:50:45 AM
Hooked up with a cute yemeni chick with more piercings than she knows what to do with. We're getting along pretty well and have plans to hang out again this weekend. So feeling content at the moment.
genocide dat pwussy  :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2019, 08:13:59 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 30, 2019, 02:59:54 PM
We’re not getting into a relationship until she gets her shit together btw.

I’m gonna have a tough but necessary conversation the next time we see each other that we both need to heal on our own for some time. 
Narrator: Or so he said.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 30, 2019, 08:39:49 PM
atra, fuck her ex! that'll show her, that bitch!!  ;)


then get him to quit the drugs and rehabilitate his life and have a happy marriage together  :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 31, 2019, 03:13:26 AM
Good news! Our date just got pushed to tomorrow (er, today, I guess)! :rock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 31, 2019, 07:10:33 AM
Quote from: Raist on October 24, 2019, 04:16:42 AM
Now don't fuck it up son.

.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 31, 2019, 07:36:00 AM
Someone matched several weeks after my message.
Then unmatched without a word a couple of hours later.
:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 31, 2019, 04:06:05 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 31, 2019, 07:36:00 AM
Someone matched several weeks after my message.
Then unmatched without a word a couple of hours later.
:yeshrug

this literally happened to me yesterday, with the addition of them deleting their account.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on October 31, 2019, 04:16:53 PM
Probably.a bot or a hooker or both :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 31, 2019, 10:23:51 PM
i'm about to head out in a bit

no joke, i haven't been this nervous for a date since i STARTED dating! stakes are sky high right now  :gddr5
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 31, 2019, 10:24:44 PM
as we say here on the bore... tear that ass up!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 31, 2019, 10:28:31 PM
oh also, just in case...

where's the best place to buy condoms?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 31, 2019, 10:31:01 PM
grocery store, gas station, cvs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on October 31, 2019, 10:38:12 PM
how about 7/11?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 31, 2019, 10:41:08 PM
condoms?
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 31, 2019, 10:44:28 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 31, 2019, 10:38:12 PM
how about 7/11?
be honest, are you new to this?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on October 31, 2019, 11:45:49 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 31, 2019, 10:28:31 PM
oh also, just in case...

where's the best place to buy condoms?

This is so cute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 01, 2019, 02:57:00 AM
Quote from: shosta on October 31, 2019, 10:44:28 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on October 31, 2019, 10:38:12 PM
how about 7/11?
be honest, are you new to this?

i know this may sound weird, but most of the time my partner happened to have one. but no, i'm not new to this, dammit. i just don't know every single place that sells condoms
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 01, 2019, 02:59:00 AM
so back from the date, and...i absolutely killed it! :rock

we're going to see each other saturday :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 01, 2019, 03:04:48 AM
did you smash?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 01, 2019, 03:10:24 AM
Quote from: shosta on November 01, 2019, 03:04:48 AM
did you smash?

sadly no

that was the only disappointing thing. i didn't get much action. but hey, there's always saturday
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on November 01, 2019, 11:30:34 PM
Quote from: Clockwork5 on March 06, 2018, 11:48:53 AM
Ugh I guess I need to vent a bit and any input on my situation would be appreciated as well.

So I have brought this up in the Triumph thread but left some important details out. Ive had a crush on a girl I have worked with for a couple years. We became pretty good friends over that time but I kind of put up a wall because I didn't want to get too mixed up. She has been exclusively dating girls for several years (far longer than I have known her) so I never made a move and wanted to be respectful of her sexuality and didn't want to make things complicated at work. But I always liked her quite a bit.

A few weeks ago she asked me to hang out after work. We had an awesome time and as I pulled into her driveway to drop her off she jumped on top of me and we fooled around for half the night. It was super exciting. Ever since we have been hanging out and hooking up pretty regularly, going to concerts, out to dinner, hanging at the park staying the night at each other's places, etc.

Well, this would all be fantastic but (here is the kick to the balls) she is moving away in a couple months to go to med school. Here I am getting super attached to a girl I've always liked but never thought I had a chance with and she seems to be getting attached too but we both know this relationship has an expiration date. It's just kinda sad. I'm trying to live in the moment, for now, but it's getting more difficult. I have fun when we're together but sometimes when I'm at home alone I've been getting pretty bummed about the whole thing. I know I'm going to miss her a ton when she leaves.  Taking a step backwards might be a good idea but it feels like this whole thing is so fragile because of the situation. I would prefer to keep this going until the end but sometimes I don't know.

But sometimes it feels like I'm putting myself in a bad situation. I just wish things were different.

Thanks for reading, like I said, I kind of needed to vent a bit.

So I don’t post around here too much anymore but I made this post back in March of 2018 (my god time flies)

I was fucking around in the RE thread and remembered I had posted this. Well, she moved away in July of 2018 and we decided to try to make it work. Countless flights and damn near a year and a half later... I will be moving to be with her in two weeks!! This relationship started out so messy but we became closer than either of us could have thought. She lives in an awesome part of the country, a great city 2 hours from both the beach and the mountains, and a place where I will be able to find a good job. There were some encouraging replies to my previous post all those months ago, you are good people.

I am so excited MOTHERFUCKERS!!
 :tauntaun

Edit: Damn that’s like a full page of text so I’ll add some more lol
TLDR: I posted about this girl who was moving away. Was in a LDR for a year and a half and am moving in 2 weeks to live with her in a place I’d really like to live. Pretty cool huh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 02, 2019, 03:36:47 AM
Oh I thought you were suppose to expect your long distance gf to fuck someone else?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on November 02, 2019, 03:41:16 AM
Bitched out and got engaged on Halloween sorry team!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 02, 2019, 03:43:46 AM
Marriage is pretty scary
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on November 02, 2019, 03:46:27 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 02, 2019, 03:36:47 AM
Oh I thought you were suppose to expect your long distance gf to fuck someone else?

only if you're a cuck  :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 02, 2019, 03:52:09 AM
Interesting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 02, 2019, 04:58:33 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on November 02, 2019, 03:41:16 AM
Bitched out and got engaged on Halloween sorry team!

Fuck you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 02, 2019, 07:07:13 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 02, 2019, 03:43:46 AM
Marriage is pretty scary
Nah it’s pretty chill imo. If it’s not u prob fucked up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on November 02, 2019, 11:07:52 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 02, 2019, 03:36:47 AM
Oh I thought you were suppose to expect your long distance gf to fuck someone else?
When you're on a 'break', yeah.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on November 02, 2019, 11:24:25 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 02, 2019, 03:36:47 AM
Oh I thought you were suppose to expect your long distance gf to fuck someone else?

Not gonna lie. She did hook up with a chick once a while back but ehhh, she told me about it right away and we hadn’t seen each other for months at that point.

I was mad for like 2 days.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 02, 2019, 01:06:56 PM
Quote from: Clockwork5 on November 02, 2019, 11:24:25 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 02, 2019, 03:36:47 AM
Oh I thought you were suppose to expect your long distance gf to fuck someone else?
She did hook up with a chick

I was mad

But why.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on November 02, 2019, 01:37:03 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 02, 2019, 01:06:56 PM
Quote from: Clockwork5 on November 02, 2019, 11:24:25 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 02, 2019, 03:36:47 AM
Oh I thought you were suppose to expect your long distance gf to fuck someone else?
She did hook up with a chick

I was mad

But why.
The video was corrupted. :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 02, 2019, 01:50:24 PM
https://twitter.com/TylerIAm/status/625543710147801088
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 02, 2019, 02:03:34 PM
https://twitter.com/thicchata/status/1178544092453597184

https://twitter.com/cherxfoust/status/1188674751683813378
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 02, 2019, 11:23:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 30, 2019, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: chronovore on October 29, 2019, 10:20:50 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 29, 2019, 11:19:08 AM
Quote from: Atramental on October 27, 2019, 03:40:51 PM
It’s okay. Her & I will get together later this week.
Okay, I ended up getting with her that night and didn’t see Willem Defoe and Robert Pattinson eat beans & masturbate in a lighthouse. *sigh*

https://imgur.com/a/ZBe0BdE
:iface
We’re not getting into a relationship until she gets her shit together btw.

I’m gonna have a tough but necessary conversation the next time we see each other that we both need to heal on our own for some time. 

:shaq2

Look, I'm excited that the show is extended for another season as much as any other viewer, but at this point it feels like Atra's willingness to push this far for someone who clearly has her own broken relationship gauge, wait things out, etc. that's just Plot-Induced Stupidity to keep one of the story threads going past its natural ending point.

I'm more curious about relocation to a better city, like when a new NCIS starts in a different city, or when Leverage pretends to visit Morocco.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 03, 2019, 05:47:10 AM
status update on date #2:


...FUCKING EXCELLENT!!


holy shit, did tonight go unbelievably well. we had an absolutely amazing time. we went out for korean bbq and then coffee, and we basically spent 6 hours together. we actually could have gone on even longer but she had work in the morning. the more we talked, the more we found out we have lots of things in common. she also recounted how she felt when we first met at the meet up. Apparently she wanted to get to know me a lot more, but time ran out. on the second meet up, she hoped that i would show up and exchange phone numbers (this is EXACTLY what was going on in my mind, btw). it was also a nice date in that we established some firm goals going forward, such as us both agreeing that while we're getting along great as two friends having a fun time hanging out, we would also definitely like to have sex with one another at some point. And if all that wasn't great enough, i also find out she's 29! :rock

but alas, some things are indeed too good to be true. remember when i said that we had a lot in common? turns out that includes both of us living with our parents (though technically my mom is living with ME). as you can imagine, this is going to make some quality naked time very difficult. three of the best relationships i had got destroyed because of this issue (some much quicker than others), and i worry this may be the same case. fucking millenials.

but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. aside from that little/not-so-little speedbump, i absolutely adore everything about her, and she seems totally into me.

oh and to answer the question that's probably on everyone's mind: no, we did not smash. but that's perfectly fine. we still had an awesome time regardless.

we'll be meeting for date #3 some time in the next few days.  :rock :rock :rock

edit: oh AND she wears glasses! :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 03, 2019, 05:51:34 AM
Quote
(though technically my mom is living with ME).

Kick that bish out and start smashing breh

 :camby :whatisthis
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 03, 2019, 05:56:12 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on November 03, 2019, 05:51:34 AM
Quote
(though technically my mom is living with ME).

Kick that bish out and start smashing breh

 :camby :whatisthis

believe me, i'd love to.

HOWEVER

the madre will be leaving for the old country in january, so if i can keep my new ladyfriend until then...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 04, 2019, 03:42:39 PM
just plan a weekend getaway to justify a weekend of smashing ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on November 04, 2019, 04:19:38 PM
January??

Just smash at her place. If her mom walks in maybe she can give y’all some pointers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on November 04, 2019, 04:33:24 PM
Back of the car? Not the most romantic for the first time with a new lover... but it gets the job done.

Also are there times when your mom or her rents are out?

Failing that, just go on a weekend road trip to some cute countryside B&B...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 04, 2019, 04:38:39 PM
Just slip some sleeping pills into the old folks food and get cracking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 04, 2019, 04:46:39 PM
Or her dad  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 04, 2019, 10:28:17 PM
Quote from: tiesto on November 04, 2019, 04:33:24 PM

Also are there times when your mom or her rents are out?


dunno about hers, but there's a zero percent chance of that happening with my mom. she doesn't work or do anything else outside the house

Quote from: skullstorm on November 04, 2019, 04:38:39 PM
Just slip some sleeping pills into the old folks food and get cracking.

she is very unfortunately, pretty much immune to sleeping pills
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 04, 2019, 11:06:09 PM
to be clear, we do have quite a few options, as some have already mentioned here, but for me, my main concern is if they'll be acceptable enough to the point where it doesn't become a hassle. cause really, you can't beat having your own place where the meter isn't running.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 04, 2019, 11:12:09 PM
also, too. y'all might think i'm lame, but she's been texting me stuff like 'i've been thinking about you all day' and i've got the biggest, goofiest smile on my face  :D
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on November 04, 2019, 11:32:52 PM
Just gonna say that woman don’t pine for sex as much as men. If she lives with her parents she’s probably used to it anyway. I think you’ll have to control yourself more than anything. January’s not that far (though I’d say not having sex at least once before then is insane).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on November 04, 2019, 11:53:10 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 04, 2019, 11:12:09 PM
also, too. y'all might think i'm lame, but she's been texting me stuff like 'i've been thinking about you all day' and i've got the biggest, goofiest smile on my face  :D

Nah dude, I've been getting this lately too. And maybe its just been so long since I was in any kind of relationship but I enjoy the fuck out of it.

Quote from: EightBitNate on November 04, 2019, 11:32:52 PM
Just gonna say that woman don’t pine for sex as much as men. If she lives with her parents she’s probably used to it anyway. I think you’ll have to control yourself more than anything. January’s not that far (though I’d say not having sex at least once before then is insane).

Depends on the women, but maybe I just always end up with girls who are way hornier than me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 04, 2019, 11:54:25 PM
Quote from: EightBitNate on November 04, 2019, 11:32:52 PM
Just gonna say that woman don’t pine for sex as much as men. If she lives with her parents she’s probably used to it anyway. I think you’ll have to control yourself more than anything. January’s not that far (though I’d say not having sex at least once before then is insane).
:comeon

Don't think thats true.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 04, 2019, 11:55:28 PM
Quote from: EightBitNate on November 04, 2019, 11:32:52 PM
Just gonna say that woman don’t pine for sex as much as men.

you know, that's what the conventional wisdom is, but i remain skeptical. i feel like it would be more accurate to say that women don't EXPRESS their desire to have sex as much as men do, but want to be engaged in it just as much. at least, that's what my anecdotal experience tells me anyway  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on November 05, 2019, 05:38:39 AM
Quote from: EightBitNate on November 04, 2019, 11:32:52 PM
Just gonna say that woman don’t pine for sex as much as men.

Maybe not with you :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on November 05, 2019, 05:48:58 AM
Just hire hotels and plan weekend trips for smashing until January EZ PZ.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on November 05, 2019, 07:39:01 AM
Really I don’t know how you could argue that women are hornier than men. Most women don’t masturbate everyday or cheat just for sex.

Gay men literally have an app for meeting up to fuck each other. The closest thing to Grindr for straight men is Tinder, and even then a majority of the women on the app aren’t looking for sex only. Stats show gay men have way more sex than straight men, and that’s because women are way less eager to have sex than men are.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on November 05, 2019, 10:08:38 AM
Quote from: riotous on November 05, 2019, 08:58:31 AM
Quote from: EightBitNate on November 05, 2019, 07:39:01 AM
Really I don’t know how you could argue that women are hornier than men. Most women don’t masturbate everyday or cheat just for sex.

Gay men literally have an app for meeting up to fuck each other. The closest thing to Grindr for straight men is Tinder, and even then a majority of the women on the app aren’t looking for sex only. Stats show gay men have way more sex than straight men, and that’s because women are way less eager to have sex than men are.

Pretty much every study confirms men have a higher sex drive for sure;  think about sex more, masturbate more, etc.

But I'd like to see a study of how that plays out when 2 people are in a long term relationship;  heard the girlfriends of the horniest horn dogs complain that their man doesn't want to fuck enough.   Men get bored with a single partner I think more easily.

I think for women the sex is more about the person it’s with rather than the feeling.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 05, 2019, 11:07:59 AM
if only there were women we could ask
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 05, 2019, 11:10:05 AM
Hold on I think we need another male perspective first



Women are more sexual, they’re also (on the whole) classier about it than men. Thanks for coming to my ted talk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 05, 2019, 11:19:06 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 04, 2019, 11:06:09 PM
to be clear, we do have quite a few options, as some have already mentioned here, but for me, my main concern is if they'll be acceptable enough to the point where it doesn't become a hassle. cause really, you can't beat having your own place where the meter isn't running.

I'll let you guys crash at my place. I'll invoke jus primae noctis though :phil



Quote from: skullstorm on November 04, 2019, 04:46:39 PM
Or her dad  :-*

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/efa0962878857ab3332344f84c41a345/tenor.gif?itemid=3787079)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 05, 2019, 12:51:20 PM
Women don't get boners so I'm sure they're less inclined to just crank one out for the sake of it, in that sense I can probably see women masturbating less than men, and that translating to less sexual activity overall. And even then, they may masturbate fewer times than men but I wonder if the session length makes up for it.

However, when talking intercourse, I have no doubts women generally are as thirsty as men. Society makes it difficult for them to pursue it as aggressively, though.

"Yeah but gay guys." The culture of modern male homosexual promiscuity is the result of many different factors, of which biology is only a part. I do have thoughts on this too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on November 05, 2019, 01:10:39 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 05, 2019, 12:51:20 PM
Women don't get boners so I'm sure they're less inclined to just crank one out for the sake of it, in that sense I can probably see women masturbating less than men, and that translating to less sexual activity overall. And even then, they may masturbate fewer times than men but I wonder if the session length makes up for it.
Ask your sister about syntribation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 05, 2019, 01:21:09 PM
Quote from: Rufus on November 05, 2019, 01:10:39 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 05, 2019, 12:51:20 PM
Women don't get boners so I'm sure they're less inclined to just crank one out for the sake of it, in that sense I can probably see women masturbating less than men, and that translating to less sexual activity overall. And even then, they may masturbate fewer times than men but I wonder if the session length makes up for it.
Ask your sister about syntribation.

Hah. I guess I meant in the sense of masturbating to orgasm (cranking one out.)

But masturbating without completion is legit I guess, even if I (as a man) don't understand it. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Blue balls are a bitch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on November 05, 2019, 01:44:58 PM
I guess it evens out if you can do it whenever, provided you're sitting.

A girl I used to know said she'd love to do it on public transport. :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on November 05, 2019, 02:58:41 PM
No wonder women are leaving this place in droves.
 :quark
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 05, 2019, 02:59:48 PM
wonder woman is DC not disney  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 05, 2019, 03:03:37 PM
it's more about how we express our desires.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 05, 2019, 03:06:31 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 05, 2019, 11:10:05 AM
Thanks for coming at my ted talk

fixed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 05, 2019, 04:58:30 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 05, 2019, 03:06:31 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 05, 2019, 11:10:05 AM
Thanks for coming at my ted talk

fixed

:aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 06, 2019, 05:26:51 PM
Oh btw, she's texting me on her own now. :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 06, 2019, 06:08:08 PM
trip to melbourne went a fair bit better than i anticipated. quite idyllic. great house, a few really good parties in the city and she took me to a retreat a few hrs out of the city. saw a kookaburra outside my window one morning just knocking on a log then flew up into a tree and started hooting like a baboon with it's mate. so strange. felt like seeing a real life pokemon. weird looking fuckers. wombats too, so slow but apparently they can crank up to 40kph and smash you with their claws if they feel threatened. no spideys or snakes though.

very early days, but we're now exclusivo and doing a long distance thing with the goal of a move early next year. overall one of the best holidays ive had :heartbeat

feeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6VY9_KvGK0
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on November 06, 2019, 06:12:03 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 06, 2019, 05:26:51 PM
Oh btw, she's texting me on her own now. :rejoice
That’s good news. I was wondering a bit about the one sided contact initiation. That can introduce a lot of doubt in the beginning stages of dating. Idk, sometimes you start wondering if they even think about you throughout the day and such.  I’m glad things are becoming more balanced for you.

As for me, I’m leaving a week from tomorrow to make the cross country move to live with my gf. I have been getting all my shit sorted out (not that much tbh) and saying my goodbyes. I’m starting to have some deep regret about not staying as close to friends as I should have and not spending enough time with my family... I’m sure in this regard I would be beating myself up to some degree even if I had spent more time with them, it’s never enough I guess.

I’m still like “holy fucking shit I can’t believe this is actually happening” levels of excited about the whole thing. I’m just i bit melancholy right now about everything I’m leaving behind. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on November 07, 2019, 10:29:44 AM
Quote from: Clockwork5 on November 06, 2019, 06:12:03 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 06, 2019, 05:26:51 PM
Oh btw, she's texting me on her own now. :rejoice
That’s good news. I was wondering a bit about the one sided contact initiation. That can introduce a lot of doubt in the beginning stages of dating. Idk, sometimes you start wondering if they even think about you throughout the day and such.  I’m glad things are becoming more balanced for you.

As for me, I’m leaving a week from tomorrow to make the cross country move to live with my gf. I have been getting all my shit sorted out (not that much tbh) and saying my goodbyes. I’m starting to have some deep regret about not staying as close to friends as I should have and not spending enough time with my family... I’m sure in this regard I would be beating myself up to some degree even if I had spent more time with them, it’s never enough I guess.

I’m still like “holy fucking shit I can’t believe this is actually happening” levels of excited about the whole thing. I’m just i bit melancholy right now about everything I’m leaving behind.

Sounds like a lot of doubt about the move, just basically try to make your peace with it, as you're moving for a better life, it's no ones fault really just how it goes leaving the nest.

Hopefully you're not too far away so can have trips and see them all on holidays etc if you want to, with video calling etc now it's not as bad as it used to be anyway so you'll be fine.

Just think of all the action you're gonna get once you move.

I've been engaged a week, it's been pretty cool lots of cards and gifts etc, although mostly aimed at my partner the flowers etc, but hell I guess that's kinda how this stuff works right?

Although a mad amount of people have been asking for a date already, I'm kinda like, well gotta move first then we'll sort it out. People are weird I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 09, 2019, 05:24:44 PM
today is date #3 with the ladyfriend. we're going to have ramen (restaurant variety, just to be clear) for dinner and then go see Parasite

ever since date #2, she's been like 100 times more playful and flirty. i might actually get some action tonight  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 09, 2019, 05:58:29 PM
Trying Hinge because why not ? It was long not available here. Looks fairly high society, not sure I fit in but we'll see. The Tinder Bumble combo is doing nothing for me anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 10, 2019, 03:16:56 PM
status report on date #3:






.... THE BEST ONE SO FAR! :rock :rock :rock


we had dinner and a movie and coffee (all of which went great), but no one really cares about that so i'll get to the good stuff. she was really shy for the first two dates, but yesterday, she totally unleashed her wild side. we hung out in her car for several hours making out and groping/fondling each other.  (she has this cute/quirky way of kissing that is super fucking hot)  It got pretty steamy real quick and she said that the only reason she didn't rip off my clothes right then and there was cause she didn't want to get fined for public indecency. She all but demanded that we have sex the next time we see each other. :rejoice

I legitimately haven't been this happy in a long, LONG time.  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 04:20:14 PM
2019 is wild because my wife doesn’t want to be romantically involved anymore, wants to be married, and wants to live on the same property but build a second residence on it. My last shred of dignity is telling me to burn it all down and chase bank is there in app offering me a 220k pre-approved mortgage. Like who is taking advantage of me more, America?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 10, 2019, 04:22:23 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 04:25:16 PM
Right, dude? Like, I knew I was a piece of shit but karma is out here trying to prove it or something
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 10, 2019, 04:26:26 PM
she wants to be married to you but doesn't want to be in a relationship with you? Lol.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on November 10, 2019, 04:29:45 PM
Get the fuck out of there cats before she breaks both your ankles
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 10, 2019, 04:32:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BI4QeIE.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 10, 2019, 04:33:12 PM
sell da house, get da money. you can get another dream home that doesn't come attached to a nightmare.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 04:39:41 PM
Quote from: shosta on November 10, 2019, 04:26:26 PM
she wants to be married to you but doesn't want to be in a relationship with you? Lol.


Fucking, right? I’m never dating a leo again. Like, that’s not


Okay left a post open again, is this fun for you reader? Or just disorientating
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 04:42:19 PM
Quote from: naff on November 10, 2019, 04:33:12 PM
sell da house, get da money. you can get another dream home that doesn't come attached to a nightmare.


Right? Chase has my ass, dude at the bar just bought a cAbin for 94k. Fuckk this Leo Ass shit and yes I’m truly drunk enough to justify this weak ass typo shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 10, 2019, 04:46:42 PM
Yeah brother, sell the house or tell her to leave.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 10, 2019, 04:47:33 PM
me n shosti can move in with you, bb  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 10, 2019, 04:48:00 PM
I'm bringing Bailey
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 04:49:08 PM
Quote from: shosta on November 10, 2019, 04:48:00 PM
I'm bringing Bailey

Love it, mate, you’re a wild guy, I like you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on November 10, 2019, 04:49:21 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 04:42:19 PM
Quote from: naff on November 10, 2019, 04:33:12 PM
sell da house, get da money. you can get another dream home that doesn't come attached to a nightmare.


Right? Chase has my ass, dude at the bar just bought a cAbin for 94k. Fuckk this Leo Ass shit and yes I’m truly drunk enough to justify this weak ass typo shit

You get drunk and the star signs come out huh? But seriously, get out of there, take all the cats and get her gone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 04:52:14 PM
Thankfully, it’s been established that the cat is mine. Because that cold ....



I’m
 More bonded

2 the cat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 04:52:24 PM
Busy now
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 10, 2019, 05:01:45 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 04:20:14 PM
2019 is wild because my wife doesn’t want to be romantically involved anymore, wants to be married, and wants to live on the same property but build a second residence on it. My last shred of dignity is telling me to burn it all down and chase bank is there in app offering me a 220k pre-approved mortgage. Like who is taking advantage of me more, America?

Wow. Last time I was hopeful you'd have an amicable parting by the sound of it but now it feels she's way too chill about it. That's expecting too much of you and it goes way beyond the kindness and courtesy of even a model gentleman divorcee. I've been on the wrong side of this (a physical parting that overstayed reasonable delays) but I didn't feel good about it and understood it was necessary it happened ultimately. I've heard of divorcees doing that but it's hard not to think that it's inherently unhealthy most of the time.

Have you talked to her about this and how you feel ? I mean before escalating to selling the house, apparently you like the place and location.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 05:04:18 PM
Fuck.

Vom is the last straw. I thought maybe, just maybe I was being cool. But? If VOM the French gentleman says I’m over doing it, I really am. Why is it okay to her? This situation? It ain’t even
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 10, 2019, 05:13:36 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 05:04:18 PM
Fuck.

Vom is the last straw. I thought maybe, just maybe I was being cool. But? If VOM the French gentleman says I’m over doing it, I really am. Why is it okay to her? This situation? It ain’t even

It's earlier in the day for you but sleep on it. Try to explain to her that if she's not romantically involved anymore you need a clean separation and some room. Doesn't mean you won't be supportive, fair and friendly otherwise.

I guess it would be fair that she could stay temporarily to transition out (though I guess it can be a grey area of when you patience would wear thin) but the way you frame it isn't that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 05:23:48 PM
Yeah, honestly, I think that’s the deal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on November 10, 2019, 05:33:14 PM
Be sober for the talk! Cannot stress that enough
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 10, 2019, 05:35:54 PM
cats, you're harshing my buzz, dawg :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 05:37:58 PM
Obliv —-


Tear

   D,At


        @55



⤴️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on November 10, 2019, 05:38:16 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 10, 2019, 05:35:54 PM
cats, you're harshing my buzz, dawg :doge

Go get laid you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 05:38:33 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on November 10, 2019, 05:33:14 PM
Be sober for the talk! Cannot stress that enough


OKAY JUDGE JUDY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 10, 2019, 05:44:08 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 10, 2019, 05:35:54 PM
cats, you're harshing my buzz, dawg :doge
check in to a grimy motel room and deep dick that girl already, bih  ::)

one of these type rooms  :-[

(https://i.imgur.com/G2nkSqB.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 10, 2019, 04:59:24 PM
🐱 🐈
I thought I didn’t like this dude



And I don’t


But



I understand this dude and wanna let him in







Okay I’m logging off
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 06:10:58 PM
Take me to pike place and duck my chode daddy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 10, 2019, 07:39:12 PM
My ex thinks I am a great girlfriend, and wasn't sure I would be too pleased about that :lol
I honestly think I am mostly over it. It's been an interesting few weeks of processing a lot of the stages of a premature (as far as my feelings are concerned) breakup, it's all pretty mundane but some of it was pretty new to me. I adore this woman and she might legit be my best friend now. I'm eager to meet someone new because I'm horny (duh) and close the last chapter for good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 10, 2019, 07:40:21 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on November 10, 2019, 07:39:12 PM
My ex thinks I am a great girlfriend
:-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 10, 2019, 08:47:18 PM
Honestly this page is demonic. Where's Atra? We need a Possum Girl update. There was a pretty good plot twist last time we visited his story.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 10, 2019, 09:08:35 PM
WTF? Be married, but no romance? Umm. That's just a way of saying "I want all the benefits you might give me, but I don't want to give anything to you." Pretty surprised, you gotta be a special kind of selfish to even conceive that as a thought.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 09:40:03 PM
LEOS AMIRITE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 10, 2019, 09:41:20 PM
I’m a Leo  :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 10, 2019, 11:46:08 PM
https://twitter.com/GrannMierda/status/1193434536371245058

 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 11, 2019, 01:38:39 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 04:20:14 PM
2019 is wild because my wife doesn’t want to be romantically involved anymore, wants to be married, and wants to live on the same property but build a second residence on it.

https://www.lawlessfrench.com/expressions/avoir-le-beurre-et-largent-du-beurre/

A popular version adds "and the creamer's ass" to that saying.


This is some bullshit dude, sorry about that. Not much to add to what Vom said.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 11, 2019, 09:36:19 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 10, 2019, 09:41:20 PM
I’m a Leo  :maf
As am I  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 11, 2019, 09:48:01 AM
#VirgosForLife
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on November 11, 2019, 10:04:55 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 11, 2019, 09:36:19 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 10, 2019, 09:41:20 PM
I’m a Leo  :maf
As am I  :'(

Another Lion here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 11, 2019, 11:14:56 AM
There's a French-Asian woman at my current work that is  :whew ran into her today (it's a day off for most of the workforce) and chit chatted a bit about her position and past experiences. It's gonna be a tad difficult to dig deeper (no first names yet) because our shifts only overlap partially and I'm only there for the week before not going back for a month at least. For all I know she's already in an item but one can dream...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 11, 2019, 02:46:26 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on November 11, 2019, 11:14:56 AM
dig deeper


Yes.

Yes :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 11, 2019, 04:23:41 PM
It's going to be a tough ride to get a coffee date out of this.
:existential

Also doing moves at work. :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 11, 2019, 04:26:55 PM
we believe in you, breh. you can do it, you can get dat french asian pussy  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 11, 2019, 08:52:16 PM
so...anyone know where to find cheap hotels (including the ones that charge hourly)?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 11, 2019, 10:28:03 PM
cheap?

you don't start like that mayn.

air bnb is prob a better bet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 11, 2019, 10:28:51 PM
start high, then gradually lower their expectations as you progress
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 11, 2019, 11:02:23 PM
Quote from: filler on November 10, 2019, 04:32:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BI4QeIE.jpg)
https://youtu.be/rNKIjLLZMWs?t=69
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 12, 2019, 12:35:36 AM
You can usually get decent to nice hotels for low prices at the last minute with hotel tonight
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 12, 2019, 12:49:28 AM
Quote from: naff on November 11, 2019, 10:28:03 PM
cheap?

you don't start like that mayn.

air bnb is prob a better bet.

air bnb? naff, you're a GENIUS
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 12, 2019, 02:20:25 AM
okay, it's done.

if all goes according to plan, she'll be fucking my brains out on saturday
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 12, 2019, 02:20:36 AM
 ::) I'm telling you, breh. women love being fucked like a whore in a grimy motel room and it saves you money! ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on November 12, 2019, 05:03:55 AM
HURRY UP BABE, I ONLY PAID FOR THE HOUR. God damn you really need us to help you not fuck this up huh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 12, 2019, 08:04:48 AM
Well she has a ring. Not sure it's a formal one but  :-\ doesn't bode well. Besides the fact it's almost impossible to be in the same room anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 12, 2019, 12:41:47 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 11, 2019, 08:52:16 PM
so...anyone know where to find cheap hotels (including the ones that charge hourly)?

Did I fucking stutter when I told you to not fuck it up?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 12, 2019, 02:22:03 PM
i got an air bnb for a whole night in a really nice house, OKAY??  :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 12, 2019, 02:26:52 PM
Not gonna lie, getting an air bnb for a date/fuck night is a bit grim.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 12, 2019, 02:38:44 PM
she's aware of it. we both decided to get it together, in fact. got her seal of approval before i paid for it and everything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 12, 2019, 02:42:04 PM
Grim? Nah it’s baller lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 12, 2019, 02:43:16 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 12, 2019, 02:26:52 PM
Not gonna lie, getting an air bnb for a date/fuck night is a bit grim.
:reeeee
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 12, 2019, 02:52:01 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 12, 2019, 02:42:04 PM
Grim? Nah it’s baller lol

I guess I'm a helpless romantic  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 12, 2019, 02:57:50 PM
you meant to say prude, bb you're a prude  :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 12, 2019, 04:24:05 PM
fucking in a rented room :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 12, 2019, 04:53:53 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 12, 2019, 02:52:01 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 12, 2019, 02:42:04 PM
Grim? Nah it’s baller loli

I guess I'm a helpless romantic  :trumps

it's HOPELESS romantic.

if you think renting a nice place to get away with your girl for a few days is unromantic you are truly hopeless.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 12, 2019, 05:03:00 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 12, 2019, 02:22:03 PM
i got an air bnb for a whole night in a really nice house, OKAY??  :maf

 8)

even if i feel like staying in a hotel you can often find a hotel room on airbnb that is privately owned and has nicer decor than the tacky shit even the fanciest hotels think is nice. e.g. chicago athletic, a fairly nice 4* place will set you back ~$200 per night for a basic room. i got a penthouse apartment in the cbd for less when booking a little ahead in the off season. i dont want or need the valet/bnb/whatever shite.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 12, 2019, 06:34:09 PM
I've been humbled by dating apps again and I'm bending the knee : my ex has a friend who has a bit of a magic touch to make decent dating app photos for guys, I'll try that because there's obviously something lacking in my profile that no amount of effort on messages can mitigate. I'm not a looker, I smoke, and I probably always play the contrarian to keep people at arm's length (I guess that's a way to make sure people are really into me ?), I don't expect women to flock to me -I'm obviously of the sort of beauty that has a dedicated but very confidential audience-, but being well into a sub 1% rate of any type of feedback is really grating for some reason.

If better photos fail at making a difference I guess I'll know where I stand vis à vis all this  :lol

In a way it's sort of quaint that even with dating apps and the bottomless catalog effect, it's still a crapshoot to reciprocally click with someone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 12, 2019, 06:39:00 PM
Quit smoking or at least don't mention it until it's too late. Do you mind sharing some photos with us? Or me. I'll give you my honest opinion.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 12, 2019, 06:42:26 PM
Quote from: shosta on November 12, 2019, 06:39:00 PM
Quit smoking or at least don't mention it until it's too late. Do you mind sharing some photos with us? Or me. I'll give you my honest opinion.

might as well tell him to renounce being a frenchman and sheathe the baguette you cultural intolerant 



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on November 12, 2019, 06:45:16 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on July 19, 2019, 06:32:20 AM
Lie about the smoking part in your profile. It's not really that big of a deal for most women, at least in my experience, but leads to you getting filtered out.

Former pack a day smoker with the best piece of advice months ago. :jeb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 12, 2019, 07:09:44 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on November 12, 2019, 06:42:26 PM
Quote from: shosta on November 12, 2019, 06:39:00 PM
Quit smoking or at least don't mention it until it's too late. Do you mind sharing some photos with us? Or me. I'll give you my honest opinion.

might as well tell him to renounce being a frenchman and sheathe the baguette you cultural intolerant

Pretty much this. Though even in France smoking is a lot less common or popular than it used to be. It's evident by looking at profiles for younger women (like how there's a lot more vegetarians).
In all seriousness, truthfulness is kind of a major stepping stone for an healthy relation. Also for whining on message boards because of blue balls, apparently, but heh every coin has two sides.

Not sharing any photos, sorry guys. They're pretty meh (my ex thinks the main one is fine but she's biased, obviously), because the lack of interest is consistent across the board for different apps, but I have four of them and all of them recent. Lot of room for improvement, but that's why I plan on getting a new good one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 12, 2019, 08:12:47 PM
Quote from: naff on November 12, 2019, 04:53:53 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 12, 2019, 02:52:01 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 12, 2019, 02:42:04 PM
Grim? Nah it’s baller loli

I guess I'm a helpless romantic  :trumps

it's HOPELESS romantic.

if you think renting a nice place to get away with your girl for a few days is unromantic you are truly hopeless.


Yeah. Some rando's flat quickly looked up on air bnb for a night doesn't strike me as "a nice place to get away with your girl for a few days" but that's just me I guess :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 12, 2019, 08:39:13 PM
how is a nice house "some rando's flat"

have you even used airbnb?

there's a diverse range of options
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 12, 2019, 08:40:07 PM
butt stuff is better when you don't need to wash the sheets  :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 12, 2019, 08:53:15 PM
 :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 13, 2019, 06:12:14 AM
It doesn't look like one and IIRC she's cycling some different jewellery there... But yeah maybe.
:yeshrug

I hate being pushy, right now it's still about getting that first name anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on November 13, 2019, 09:00:35 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on November 13, 2019, 06:12:14 AM
It doesn't look like one and IIRC she's cycling some different jewellery there... But yeah maybe.
:yeshrug

I hate being pushy, right now it's still about getting that first name anyway.

I just stalk the companies LinkedIn page... totally not not creepy...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2019, 12:56:59 PM
I was talking to a friend about what were things that were absolute relationship stoppers.
I said if someone was bipolar that's exactly where I'd stop. That or Borderline Personality disorder? Nope out of there as fast as possible.
I got a lot of flak because they couldn't help it, but sorry, not sorry.  That building is on fire, get out ASAP.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 13, 2019, 01:21:15 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 13, 2019, 03:25:31 PM
(https://i.redd.it/809u1e432hy31.jpg)

filler spotted
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 13, 2019, 03:27:21 PM
Good think they circled him. Couldn't have spotted him in that pic otherwise.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 13, 2019, 03:40:37 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2019, 12:56:59 PM
I was talking to a friend about what were things that were absolute relationship stoppers.
I said if someone was bipolar that's exactly where I'd stop. That or Borderline Personality disorder? Nope out of there as fast as possible.
I got a lot of flak because they couldn't help it, but sorry, not sorry.  That building is on fire, get out ASAP.

I dated a girl that had dissociative identity disorder

Great blowjobs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 13, 2019, 05:43:36 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on November 13, 2019, 06:12:14 AM
It doesn't look like one and IIRC she's cycling some different jewellery there... But yeah maybe.
:yeshrug

I hate being pushy, right now it's still about getting that first name anyway.

Maybe she wears a ring on that finger to deter any unwanted attention (if the ring really keeps changing, that is). I know some women do it sometimes, especially if they get some creepers sniffing about. I think you should try stalking her a bit to make sure   8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 13, 2019, 07:12:06 PM
Whatever it may be it's going to be kind of awkward to move on someone I spoke to 5mn at best. (Different shift, different dept.) Just barely any occasion to do so. And no sign she would have any interest. Dropping hints around might for gossip to do the work might actually be more viable but it's kind of creepish too.

Only thing I can think of, if I can talk to her on Friday, is to say it's my last day before a while...

Oh well. Back to the dating app salt mines.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 13, 2019, 07:43:14 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 13, 2019, 10:38:01 PM
https://twitter.com/heavenbrat/status/1194700112263557121

 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 13, 2019, 11:40:02 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on November 13, 2019, 07:42:36 PM
Yemeni chick with piercings turned out to be genuinely insane so all I'll say is I'm glad she doesn't know where I live and all she had to contact me was a weird niche app only she seemed to use that I've now deleted.

Back to the dry dick room, y'all miss me?

Kik or wickr?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 14, 2019, 12:23:43 AM
:dunno
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2019, 12:23:58 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 14, 2019, 12:49:14 AM
Quote from: Glen on November 14, 2019, 12:17:23 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2019, 12:56:59 PM
I was talking to a friend about what were things that were absolute relationship stoppers.
I said if someone was bipolar that's exactly where I'd stop. That or Borderline Personality disorder? Nope out of there as fast as possible.
I got a lot of flak because they couldn't help it, but sorry, not sorry.  That building is on fire, get out ASAP.

Oh, go fuck yourself.

Atra and filler too.
Would make an exception for you tho  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2019, 12:50:48 AM
puppy is right, but I don't agree  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 14, 2019, 09:23:33 AM
my wife is bipolar, it's not really a big deal. not every bipolar person is kanye :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on November 14, 2019, 10:45:19 AM
Quote from: riotous on November 14, 2019, 10:33:52 AM
I don't think I'm bi-polar but.... I'm definitely not 100% stable either.

It can be rough feeling guilty about putting your significant other through shit because of your mental issues.

To be bi-polar, you'd need a single personality to begin with  :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2019, 10:48:40 AM
nach bragging about how hot his wife is, roit bragging about his own hotness  :rollsafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 14, 2019, 11:00:08 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 14, 2019, 11:08:32 AM
of course, it is filler after all ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 14, 2019, 11:15:23 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2019, 12:56:59 PM
I was talking to a friend about what were things that were absolute relationship stoppers.
I said if someone was bipolar that's exactly where I'd stop. That or Borderline Personality disorder? Nope out of there as fast as possible.
I got a lot of flak because they couldn't help it, but sorry, not sorry.  That building is on fire, get out ASAP.

So you wouldn’t consider dating me? And neither would mupepe, filler, and atra? Looks like I’ve got a new pack of scumbags to antagonize.

<removed some personal shit, let’s just say atra, filler, and mupepe are legitimately awful human beings and I’m done with them, at least for a bit>

I’m “surprised! not surprised” by atra. Probably picked this up from some of that PUA shit he learned while riding the kundalini express. What a nonce.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 14, 2019, 11:19:35 AM
atra being picky when he's a psycho who could barely convince some broad that he was a better choice than a heroin addict :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 14, 2019, 11:28:45 AM
Man, I came into this thread to say “I just saw someone that looks like atra go past me, should I follow them into the bathroom” and I’m walking out holding a garbage bag filled with posters I used to like. Not my Thursday!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 14, 2019, 11:31:57 AM
this season is kinda dark
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 14, 2019, 11:46:53 AM
I have no idea what this thread is about
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 14, 2019, 11:48:37 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2019, 11:15:23 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2019, 12:56:59 PM
I was talking to a friend about what were things that were absolute relationship stoppers.
I said if someone was bipolar that's exactly where I'd stop. That or Borderline Personality disorder? Nope out of there as fast as possible.
I got a lot of flak because they couldn't help it, but sorry, not sorry.  That building is on fire, get out ASAP.

So you wouldn’t consider dating me? And neither would mupepe, filler, and atra? Looks like I’ve got a new pack of scumbags to antagonize.

<removed some personal shit, let’s just say atra, filler, and mupepe are legitimately awful human beings and I’m done with them, at least for a bit>

I’m “surprised! not surprised” by atra. Probably picked this up from some of that PUA shit he learned while riding the kundalini express. What a nonce.

Hell no I wouldn't date you. But I'd like you hate fuck me while I squealed like a pig. And really, isn't that better?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2019, 11:49:39 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2019, 11:15:23 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2019, 12:56:59 PM
I was talking to a friend about what were things that were absolute relationship stoppers.
I said if someone was bipolar that's exactly where I'd stop. That or Borderline Personality disorder? Nope out of there as fast as possible.
I got a lot of flak because they couldn't help it, but sorry, not sorry.  That building is on fire, get out ASAP.

So you wouldn’t consider dating me? And neither would mupepe, filler, and atra? Looks like I’ve got a new pack of scumbags to antagonize.

<removed some personal shit, let’s just say atra, filler, and mupepe are legitimately awful human beings and I’m done with them, at least for a bit>

I’m “surprised! not surprised” by atra. Probably picked this up from some of that PUA shit he learned while riding the kundalini express. What a nonce.
I saw before the edit  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 14, 2019, 11:52:40 AM
If I wanted anyone to see it, it would be you. You’re good at apologies. You could have me back in a day.

The others are staying on ignore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 14, 2019, 03:37:59 PM
Quote from: james on November 14, 2019, 11:46:53 AM
I have no idea what this thread is about

I have no idea what's going and very happy with my boring married dad life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2019, 04:44:43 PM
 :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 14, 2019, 04:47:28 PM
boring married life :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Akala on November 14, 2019, 05:08:36 PM
eventful married life  :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on November 14, 2019, 06:03:11 PM
Quote from: nachobro on November 14, 2019, 04:47:28 PM
boring married life :rejoice

Dating just wastes valuable vidya time. :esports
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 14, 2019, 06:24:51 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on November 13, 2019, 07:12:06 PM
Whatever it may be it's going to be kind of awkward to move on someone I spoke to 5mn at best.

for the little it's worth, my 2 cents; the lack of direct contact at the office is a boon! i've had a few work flings and they were both initiated via email/chat randomly after brief meetings. the most recent one was def kinda odd. i taught a new ops manager how to use our coffee machine and we started talking about dance music.

we kinda brushed past eachother a few times during the week, then the following week she messaged me asking if i'd like to come over to her place for a smoke and listen to some tunes. was super forward and did throw me a little bit (do i want to get involved with a colleague etc), but it did work and the distance between us professionally (quite different parts of the business, barely any overlap in day to day operations) was what kinda swung it for me.

tl;dr could you message her on work chat like, hey i've been trying to think of a legitimate reason to message you, but really i'd just like to grab a drink with you this evening if you'd be into that.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 14, 2019, 06:26:09 PM
Quote from: naff on November 14, 2019, 06:24:51 PM
tl;dr could you message her on work chat like, hey i've been trying to think of a legitimate reason to message you, but really i'd just like to grab a drink with you this evening if you'd be into that.
are you trying to get him reprimanded? :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 14, 2019, 06:35:19 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

no, but yeah, the simplicity of being forward has worked for me in the past (tbh, i think it's p much the only thing that has worked for me).

like i said, my 2 cents is prob pretty worthless!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 14, 2019, 06:40:58 PM
trying to deconstruct/advise on these highly contextual/potentially problematic situations def ill advised heh. all i'm really trying to do here is offer some moral support to vom. i hope something works out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 14, 2019, 06:41:13 PM
Nah, it's not the sort of job where we have that anyway and there's no interaction in our departments and tasks. Plus I'm on mission contracts, I work past the evening there and social events are very, very uncommon. Taking a smoke break at the same time (and no, I don't have a view on that either) is basically the only window for chit-chatting.

It's a pity but :yeshrug I'd deffo try to make up the most of whatever opportunity but it's just really convoluted to even get to chat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 14, 2019, 06:47:42 PM
Def use company assets to ask her out!

Post results please
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 14, 2019, 06:48:57 PM
naff's dick swaggering post made me a little mad to be honest, as if everyone has the looks or earning potential to pull that kind of shit off. If you're anything less than mouthwatering, asking someone out over company email completely unsolicited without significant prior interaction is creepy sexual harassment and insta-documented.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 14, 2019, 06:58:17 PM
:doge

my apologies. i note and accept your feedback to this climate survey and i'll modify my conduct accordingly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 14, 2019, 07:12:01 PM
you kid, but office flirtation on "company assets" is absurdly common.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on November 14, 2019, 09:14:06 PM
Quote from: naff on November 14, 2019, 06:24:51 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on November 13, 2019, 07:12:06 PM
Whatever it may be it's going to be kind of awkward to move on someone I spoke to 5mn at best.

for the little it's worth, my 2 cents; the lack of direct contact at the office is a boon! i've had a few work flings and they were both initiated via email/chat randomly after brief meetings. the most recent one was def kinda odd. i taught a new ops manager how to use our coffee machine and we started talking about dance music.

we kinda brushed past eachother a few times during the week, then the following week she messaged me asking if i'd like to come over to her place for a smoke and listen to some tunes. was super forward and did throw me a little bit (do i want to get involved with a colleague etc), but it did work and the distance between us professionally (quite different parts of the business, barely any overlap in day to day operations) was what kinda swung it for me.

tl;dr could you message her on work chat like, hey i've been trying to think of a legitimate reason to message you, but really i'd just like to grab a drink with you this evening if you'd be into that.

Very cool, what tunes did she play?

Everyone just looks at me side-eyed when I tell them what kind of music I listen to. :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 14, 2019, 11:34:20 PM
I was the one who approached my manager at work, remember? :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on November 15, 2019, 12:18:05 AM
Had sort of a crummy day yesterday, told the girl I'm seeing about it and she came by that evening and we just hung out, cuddling (shark week prevented other forms of intimacy) and talking and man I forgot how nice it is having someone to cheer you up after a bad day.

Also it's funny all the thirsty emails the dating apps are sending me because I stopped logging in, ha. I forgot to turn off email notifications from them, so it's been fun telling them to leave me alone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 15, 2019, 01:25:35 AM
I wonder how much airbnb revenue is due to menses?

Vom, you're French and you smoke so you know how to fuck. Just go with your instincts and you'll be clear and calm in expressing your intentions.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 15, 2019, 01:57:19 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2019, 12:56:59 PM
I was talking to a friend about what were things that were absolute relationship stoppers.
I said if someone was bipolar that's exactly where I'd stop. That or Borderline Personality disorder? Nope out of there as fast as possible.
I got a lot of flak because they couldn't help it, but sorry, not sorry.  That building is on fire, get out ASAP.

can we get back to this?

i just found out that my ladyfriend is bipolar. i never would have guessed since she came off as completely normal to me.

i've never dated anyone that was bipolar, though i did date someone who was crazy (that didn't turn out well), and there was herpes girl who was also crazy, but not that crazy (though maybe she was bipolar too, now that i think about it).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 15, 2019, 09:55:58 AM
yeah i wouldn't really let it concern you at this stage
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 15, 2019, 10:30:09 AM
Quote
i never would have guessed since she came off as completely normal to me.

:social2

When people talk about shitty/actively damaging representation in media this has got to be near the top.

(I am not diagnosed bipolar, but it runs in my family.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 15, 2019, 11:30:55 AM
I married a woman who was bi polar. She didn’t manage it. She would occasionally take medication but would always fall off. I’m not saying all bi polar folks would be this way. But it did take a toll on me and I wouldn’t have it in me try again. I’d probably be always waiting for the roof to fall in and I think I would be the terrible partner.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 15, 2019, 11:41:28 AM
when we first started dating my wife was very anti-meds, which can be kinda common. that was a mess and honestly not something i'd put up with if we just started dating today. however once she found a good med and starting seeing someone regularly, it's really been great and i couldn't see myself with anyone else. and even then it doesn't mean your ladyfriend needs meds or is a second away from a breakdown or whatever, there's shades and levels to all this shit.

anyway your ladyfriend sharing this with you should be seen as a good thing that she trusts you enough to open up, not something to be worried about.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2019, 11:45:29 AM
Quote from: Esch on November 15, 2019, 10:13:12 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 15, 2019, 01:57:19 AM

can we get back to this?

i just found out that my ladyfriend is bipolar. i never would have guessed since she came off as completely normal to me.

i've never dated anyone that was bipolar, though i did date someone who was crazy (that didn't turn out well), and there was herpes girl who was also crazy, but not that crazy (though maybe she was bipolar too, now that i think about it).

If she's managing her condition, what's the issue? That's wholly her problem and not yours. and as the others said you haven't even put yr peepee in her yet  :-[

She also was open and told you about it already which is pretty cool because most people with it get condemned by boomerbrains like ronito, I see that as brave and mature. She doesnt wanna be with someone who won't accept her for who she is.

(http://i.imgur.com/sIId5QY.png)
i sorta agree. If it's managed it's one thing. I made a blanket statement on shallow exclusions and that's mine, but I totally admit it's shallow. Some people wont date overweight people, that's not different than me saying I generally wouldn't date bipolar people. Certainly don't expect anyone to share my opinion. That being said, having friends that function with bipolar disorder, I find a very good indicator on how they can deal with relationships is if they have long standing relationships, like if they have friends and family they interact with and  they've had for years then it means they can maintain a relationship and work through any issues. However, if they only have one friend or no friends and complain about how everyone's left them that's usually a sign they end up pushing people out of their life/people aren't willing to put up with their bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 15, 2019, 11:49:55 AM
I only take one mild med. Drugs generally don't provide enough benefit to outweigh their side effects, and many bipolar people still drink which effectively invalidates just about every antidepressant, antipsychotic, and mood stabilizer. If you drink while you take these, you're just going to make yourself more fucked up. Bipolar drugs are not in a good place. People that say things like "Hurr durrr? Why don't bipolar people just take their medicine lol!" are generally not very well informed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2019, 11:52:06 AM
Some of my friends that do the best with their bipolar diagnosis actually don't take meds. To me it's a "is it managed" thing versus 'are you on your meds' thing.
Some people need meds, others find other ways. Others don't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 15, 2019, 11:57:40 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2019, 11:52:06 AM
Some of my friends that do the best with their bipolar diagnosis actually don't take meds. To me it's a "is it managed" thing versus 'are you on your meds' thing.
Some people need meds, others find other ways. Others don't.

Nah, this is bullshit. You're putting too much trust into psychologists and their diagnoses. Don't trust a science that has to blow itself up every 30 years to correct itself. (Not saying it's valueless, just too flawed to trust as a tool to filter people out of your life.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 15, 2019, 12:19:05 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 15, 2019, 12:17:50 PM
That's what I meant by different people treat/medicate in different ways and it has different effects.

The medication someone is on can make them struggle in a relationship just as much or more as an underlying mental condition.

It's a struggle, and TBH I'm a Puppy I understand being cautious with people, but blanket statements are kind of dickish.
Shallow reasons, are by definition dickish.
:trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 15, 2019, 01:59:26 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 15, 2019, 12:17:50 PM
That's what I meant by different people treat/medicate in different ways and it has different effects.

The medication someone is on can make them struggle in a relationship just as much or more as an underlying mental condition.

It's a struggle, and TBH I'm a Puppy I understand being cautious with people, but blanket statements are kind of dickish.

I kind of wish I weren't so private so I can share some Bad Medication stories. Once you get past lamotrigine, it seems like you're guaranteed at least one "oh my fucking god, I have to live with this?" side effect. I'm fairly sure quetiapine permanently altered some aspects of my health.

There have been many lawsuits over quetiapine--the military pumps PTSD victims with it with disastrous results. Vets call it Serokill (it's brand name is Seroquel). It's a pretty good drug to read up on if you want to lose faith in psychiatry. I won't go into it since, well, I'm biased and you wouldn't trust me. I will say that it's the most unpleasant drug I've ever taken. When it kicks in, your heart beats scary fast, fast enough that you're sweating and a little concerned, but at the same time you're getting dead, dumb tired. You fall asleep after about 1-2 hours of this. When you wake up the next day, you're a tranquilized zombie the next day. I can't recall the exact nature of the tranquilization, but it wasn't pleasant. That drug caused a lot of problems in my life--more than alcohol or any illegal drug. My life would be very different now if I hadn't listened to that quack. I would still be up in Seattle, sucking rioutous dickus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 15, 2019, 03:57:05 PM
Quote from: Esch on November 15, 2019, 10:13:12 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 15, 2019, 01:57:19 AM

can we get back to this?

i just found out that my ladyfriend is bipolar. i never would have guessed since she came off as completely normal to me.

i've never dated anyone that was bipolar, though i did date someone who was crazy (that didn't turn out well), and there was herpes girl who was also crazy, but not that crazy (though maybe she was bipolar too, now that i think about it).

If she's managing her condition, what's the issue? That's wholly her problem and not yours. and as the others said you haven't even put yr peepee in her yet  :-[

She also was open and told you about it already which is pretty cool because most people with it get condemned by boomerbrains like ronito, I see that as brave and mature. She doesnt wanna be with someone who won't accept her for who she is.

(http://i.imgur.com/sIId5QY.png)

well i didn't say there was a problem, PER SE. but given that i've never dated a bipolar person, i wasn't sure if it was something i should have been concerned about. she told me this last saturday on our last date actually, and well...i'm still with her, so that's gotta count for something, right?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 15, 2019, 04:09:06 PM
Plenty of bipolar people only got it mild, too. Bipolar is not guaranteed crazy! Not nearly! There are lots of people that live relatively stable lives with lots of years between any episodes. Lots of bipolar people don’t even get mania, enough that it has its own classification. The point is if you hear “bipolar” your first thought shouldn’t be “uh oh.” As with everyone, you have to judge people as individuals. Fuck labels.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 15, 2019, 04:44:50 PM
getting your nut with a bipolar nutjub  :lawd :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on November 15, 2019, 04:50:00 PM
More people should be on lithium
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 15, 2019, 05:41:16 PM
Quote from: Huff on November 15, 2019, 04:50:00 PM
More people should be on lithium

Probably the drug that gave me the biggest, most obvious benefit, but the side effects for me (and apparently everyone else) were unworkable. But if I ever found myself in a big, deep depression again, I'd go back on it for a bit. It's kind of like the nuclear option for me. It's also just annoying to take because you have to do regular thyroid testing, and if you take it long-term, you will have to take hormones for your thyroid, which is another set of dominos.  I believe it's also permanent liver or kidney damage if you take it for more than a few years. All this is at therapeutic levels, not lithia water levels, which I don't recall hearing anything bad about.

The no-way-jose side effect for me was memory loss. After a month or so of taking it, I noticed I wasn't able to recall things from my memory the way I used to. I'm usually a walking encyclopedia when it comes to movies and actors and books and authors and all the little details about those things, but one day I just noticed that I couldn't remember something that I knew I really liked or was really important to me. It was something that couldn't be missing. This extended to things like words and work plans. Even if it was something that happened that very day, I might not remember it. This effect was arbitrary--I remembered some things but not others, and sometimes I seemed to be able to remember things that I couldn't recall previously. It's hard to keep track of because lithium also has a general "dumbing down" effect, so I didn't even notice I was forgetting things until I stumbled upon something that I felt I knew I couldn't forget.

I'm a writer and remembering precise words and precise details are kind of important to my job. I went to my psychiatrist with my issue and her response was to keep taking lithium and talk to HR at work to get a work accommodation. This is modern psychology and psychiatry. They care more about putting pills in your throat than your well being. In this case, it's not motivated by money (lithium is dirt cheap) but by the culture of the profession. Rather than look for other things that could help, it was suggested that I live with conditions that made it impossible to do my job, but instead talk HR into giving me some sort of break, which I personally found insulting. Like other psychiatrists I worked with, she was also dismissive about the dumbing down effect that many of these drugs have, too.

You have me talking about this shit too much. I'm sorry for ruining your thread. I'll leave. Mupepe, I'm a Puppy!, and especially atra "Roosh II" mental remain on the list!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 15, 2019, 09:44:29 PM
Quote from: Glen on November 14, 2019, 12:17:23 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2019, 12:56:59 PM
I was talking to a friend about what were things that were absolute relationship stoppers.
I said if someone was bipolar that's exactly where I'd stop. That or Borderline Personality disorder? Nope out of there as fast as possible.
I got a lot of flak because they couldn't help it, but sorry, not sorry.  That building is on fire, get out ASAP.

Oh, go fuck yourself.

Atra and filler too.

This kind of response pretty much just proves Puppy's point. Maybe try being rational or nuanced as a change of pace.

Welcome back.


Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 14, 2019, 03:37:59 PM
Quote from: james on November 14, 2019, 11:46:53 AM
I have no idea what this thread is about

I have no idea what's going and very happy with my boring married dad life.
:respect
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 16, 2019, 06:05:58 AM
I’m so close to fucking a hot 23 year old blasian but our schedules aren’t aligning these past few days due to work schedules.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2019, 06:51:07 AM
I'm never going out with a man ever again.

Women only now.

Me:

(https://i.ibb.co/nmBdD7s/77378575-151821839497652-9003098699139645440-o.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2019, 07:09:09 AM
Jeez. Caught up on the Cats situation. I'm sorry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 16, 2019, 10:52:34 AM
I’ll live, somehow. Facebook rubbed some salt in my wounds today by trying to get me to celebrate 10 years of knowing her. Feeling pretty low about it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 16, 2019, 01:18:32 PM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on November 16, 2019, 06:51:07 AM
I'm never going out with a man ever again.

Women only now.

Me:

(https://i.ibb.co/nmBdD7s/77378575-151821839497652-9003098699139645440-o.jpg)
That's a funny pic. I was just talking to a bi friend and she said that getting to a relationship with a guy was full of drama and pain but a full on relationship with another girl was more painful than a relationship with a guy. But that's just her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on November 16, 2019, 01:59:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 16, 2019, 12:45:39 PM
A few years from now you’ll have a new life and you’ll probably realize it’s for the best as you lay pipe into some hottie who worships you.

Hang in there

Yep, my divorce was painful as hell, but looking back it was the best decision I have ever made.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2019, 02:08:03 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on November 16, 2019, 01:59:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 16, 2019, 12:45:39 PM
A few years from now you’ll have a new life and you’ll probably realize it’s for the best as you lay pipe into some hottie who worships you.

Hang in there

Yep, my divorce was painful as hell, but looking back it was the best decision I have ever made.

What about your baby girl? :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on November 16, 2019, 02:08:34 PM
Second wife, with second kid on the way. :pimp

Had no kids with my first wife, thank god.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2019, 02:21:21 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 16, 2019, 02:08:44 PM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on November 16, 2019, 02:08:03 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on November 16, 2019, 01:59:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 16, 2019, 12:45:39 PM
A few years from now you’ll have a new life and you’ll probably realize it’s for the best as you lay pipe into some hottie who worships you.

Hang in there

Yep, my divorce was painful as hell, but looking back it was the best decision I have ever made.

What about your baby girl? :(

This is a dumb sentiment.

(sorry, I'm the child of parents who hated each other and stayed together until I was 18)

I'm not saying to stay for the kid, I'm asking about how she's getting along. You're assuming too much from my question.

Quote from: BisMarckie on November 16, 2019, 02:08:34 PM
Second wife, with second kid on the way. :pimp

Had no kids with my first wife, thank god.

:pimp  :heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2019, 02:26:38 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 16, 2019, 02:22:35 PM
Sorry lol, sore spot for me and "stay togetha for da kidz" is a common sentiment.

Fuck no! That probably damages the kid even more. I'm proof!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 16, 2019, 03:04:02 PM
I have never ever met someone that said “thank god my parents stayed together even though they had issues!” But I know so many that we’re glad their parents split
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2019, 03:09:44 PM
I'm glad all my bore daddies stayed together  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 16, 2019, 04:10:54 PM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on November 16, 2019, 02:26:38 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 16, 2019, 02:22:35 PM
Sorry lol, sore spot for me and "stay togetha for da kidz" is a common sentiment.

Fuck no! That probably damages the kid even more. I'm proof!

same
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 16, 2019, 04:13:53 PM
so today's the day. gonna be having sex with the ladyfriend tonight.

but not gonna lie, i'm pretty nervous. we've been sexting all week like crazy anticipating for this moment, so i feel like there's a lot more pressure to perform well than there was with any of my previous sexual encounters. not to mention there's also the emotional buildup which i've never had to deal with in my previous relationships when having sex for the first time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2019, 04:15:22 PM
the idea of a "broken home" being divorced parents was always dumb. if your parents are together and they're miserable that's a broken home. miserable parents have a negative effect whether they're together or not  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2019, 04:21:30 PM
Whatever type of home you came from is what’s broken, filler. You’re all fucked up  :steiner
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2019, 04:27:11 PM
I'm healing, bb  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2019, 04:30:43 PM
Quote from: filler on November 16, 2019, 04:27:11 PM
I'm healing, bb  ;)

You’re clearly on top of that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 16, 2019, 04:34:38 PM
Quote from: filler on November 16, 2019, 04:15:22 PM
the idea of a "broken home" being divorced parents was always dumb. if your parents are together and they're miserable that's a broken home. miserable parents have a negative effect whether they're together or not  ::)

exactly. i wish my idiot parents didn't wait until college to split up. my life improved dramatically after that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2019, 04:38:49 PM
My parents split up for three years before I was born. I never found out about it until after they died. They stayed together for their kids and we all turned out fine.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 16, 2019, 04:45:55 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 16, 2019, 04:42:56 PM
Quote from: Stro on November 16, 2019, 04:12:55 PM
It really depends how it manifests. If the broken relationship shows itself with constant arguing and bickering, it's bad for everyone, but staying together for the kids if you can keep it together in front of them is probably preferable.

Completely and utterly disagree.  Have honest relationships in front of your kids, not bullshit ones.
In this we completely agree. Your kids aren't stupid.
They totally know WAY more than you'd think. If you teach your kids that it's ok to just be married to someone who "tolerates" you, what kind of person do you think they're going to marry? Better for them to see you as you are than a happy caricature.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2019, 05:08:19 PM
tolerate each others existence and chill  :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2019, 05:32:45 PM
filler I’ll kill you if you ever fuck up the hamburger helper
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 16, 2019, 06:18:32 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on November 16, 2019, 04:38:49 PM
My parents split up for three years before I was born. I never found out about it until after they died. They stayed together for their kids and we all turned out fine.

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2019, 06:19:46 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on November 16, 2019, 05:32:45 PM
filler I’ll kill you if you ever fuck up the hamburger helper
hamburger helper is not a meal, bb  :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 16, 2019, 08:08:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3flv5nWZgII
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on November 16, 2019, 08:26:53 PM
riotous if you had a happy childhood it probably has less to do with living arrangements and more to do with the fact your parents actually loved you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 16, 2019, 08:33:22 PM
the ladyfriend bought new lingerie apparently :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 16, 2019, 10:54:22 PM
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2019, 10:56:40 PM
 :success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 16, 2019, 11:11:56 PM
:playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 17, 2019, 12:40:35 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 16, 2019, 10:54:22 PM
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock

No live updates? Disappointing :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 17, 2019, 01:31:03 AM
Quote from: Raist on November 17, 2019, 12:40:35 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 16, 2019, 10:54:22 PM
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock

No live updates? Disappointing :hmph

I barked inappropriately loud laughter at this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 17, 2019, 01:32:46 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 16, 2019, 10:54:22 PM
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock
don't forget to not use condoms!  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 17, 2019, 01:48:28 AM
Quote from: Raist on November 17, 2019, 12:40:35 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 16, 2019, 10:54:22 PM
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock

No live updates? Disappointing :hmph
How many posts can you write in 2 minutes?  :dobbs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 17, 2019, 01:56:58 AM
I dunno, nudie, how many babies can you make in two minutes?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 17, 2019, 03:21:20 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 17, 2019, 03:24:06 PM
So what’s the over/under on oblivion being in a bathtub with a missing kidney right about now?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 17, 2019, 03:43:25 PM
i'm here. kidneys still intact (afaik)

okay, so.....good news and bad news. we'll start with the good first.


almost everything went smoothly. the room we had was great and we had no disturbances or disruptions all night. in fact, we didn't even see the hosts (thankfully). it turns out my ladyfriend is an absolute freak in bed. we went at it all night, and she still couldn't get enough. i mean that, btw. like, she literally wouldn't let me sleep without her getting fucked "one more time". i mean, normally i wouldn't complain, it's just that since we're in someone else's place and had to leave in the monring, i wanted to be able to rest a bit. she also really, REALLY loves to have her boobs sucked/played with/etc. :lawd  now, i've had GFs where they enjoyed me doing that, but this is the first time i've had anyone basically DEMAND that i do so. as you can imagine, she and i are going to get along great  :phil




now for the bad news. while the night was mostly fun and the sex was mostly great, during one of our sessions, i discovered that the condom came off at some point. i came inside her, but i don't know if the condom came off after i pulled out or not. i hope to god it isn't the case, but it's possible i may be a father :fbm  what are the chances that this is the case?



personally i would prefer the missing kidneys, tbh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 17, 2019, 03:45:49 PM
that bareback is worth it! now you can stop using condoms with no worries  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 17, 2019, 03:47:52 PM
Another bore daddy :jeb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 17, 2019, 04:07:23 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 17, 2019, 03:57:26 PM
I know it kinda sucks... but pull out anyways, condom or not.


that's generally what i do, but she wouldn't let me!  :maf (like i said, she's a freak  :doge )
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 17, 2019, 04:07:49 PM
 :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 17, 2019, 04:08:36 PM
love it when they want you to breed that whore pussy  :drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 17, 2019, 04:12:01 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 17, 2019, 04:10:02 PM
(https://timesofsandiego.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Red-Flag.jpg)

in her defense, i don't think she realized the condom was coming off
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 17, 2019, 04:14:24 PM
so long as she wasn't already pregnant, I'm okay with it!


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 17, 2019, 04:15:27 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 17, 2019, 04:12:55 PM
Condom magically disappears mid-sex... girl won't let you pull out.

 :doge

no, it was on when i put it in her, and then at some point got out. there's no way for either of us to have known when exactly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 17, 2019, 04:17:14 PM
should have came inside her tight ass  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 17, 2019, 04:17:22 PM
So, have you discussed names yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 17, 2019, 04:34:48 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 17, 2019, 04:17:22 PM
So, have you discussed names yet?
Morrowind if it's a girl, Daggerfall if it's a boy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 17, 2019, 04:51:23 PM
fuck it, i'm gonna ask her to take that plan b or whatever it is

got a possibly dumb question though. when you cum inside someone without a condom, does most of the cum stay inside? i ask cause after i pulled out, there was a lot of cum on my person  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on November 17, 2019, 04:59:06 PM
Welcome to the bire daddy club :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 17, 2019, 05:38:44 PM
Got a pity match on OKC so I guess it's really the photos :lol
To be fair I get infrequent people liking my profile and none of them appealed to me physically so maybe I'm making it more difficult than it is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 17, 2019, 08:09:44 PM
pity match 'cause they didn't msg back?

also, do you go out/get on tinder/bumble on friday evening? i got little interest during the week, but when i updated to better, more recent photos that were a little more consistent in theme (and i just generally looked better. previously was using photos that spanned different years, could almost be a different person in some). better shot, wearing better clothes, showing a little more breadth in style and when i used it on a friday night i suddenly realised that is how to dating app. at least, i got a bit more interest.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on November 17, 2019, 08:10:10 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 17, 2019, 03:43:25 PM
now for the bad news. while the night was mostly fun and the sex was mostly great, during one of our sessions, i discovered that the condom came off at some point. i came inside her, but i don't know if the condom came off after i pulled out or not. i hope to god it isn't the case, but it's possible i may be a father :fbm  what are the chances that this is the case?
plan b pill breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 17, 2019, 08:12:30 PM
https://www.amazon.com/Option-2-Levonorgestrel-1-5mg-Tablet/dp/B07FS852FQ/

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 17, 2019, 08:14:10 PM
Quote from: nachobro on November 17, 2019, 08:10:10 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 17, 2019, 03:43:25 PM
now for the bad news. while the night was mostly fun and the sex was mostly great, during one of our sessions, i discovered that the condom came off at some point. i came inside her, but i don't know if the condom came off after i pulled out or not. i hope to god it isn't the case, but it's possible i may be a father :fbm  what are the chances that this is the case?
plan b pill breh

i'd bet she already has

should've asked her about it/offered to help pay at the time instead of leaving it up to her though
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 17, 2019, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on November 17, 2019, 01:56:58 AM
I dunno, nudie, how many babies can you make in two minutes?

Well, I’m glad somebody answered my question.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 17, 2019, 08:25:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM

 :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 17, 2019, 08:37:19 PM
Another little Bore pamperchu on the way. Wonder what will be wrong with this one. Can’t wait to find out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 17, 2019, 08:49:39 PM
It’s actually kind of a lot of factors that need to line up to actually conceive, I’m sure you’re fine  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 17, 2019, 08:54:15 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 17, 2019, 08:49:39 PM
It’s actually kind of a lot of factors that need to line up to actually conceive, I’m sure you’re fine  :doge

Unless this was a plan from the start
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 17, 2019, 08:55:48 PM
You’re probably alright but let’s be real, it’s a night and day difference when using condoms and going raw so next time when you think it’s feeling a little too good, pull out and check. Or just bust and hope for the best that all the years of playing vidya and being on the PC have made your sperm lethargic and depleted.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 17, 2019, 08:57:57 PM
He indicated this was after multiple sexings though. His sensitivity meter was probably all spun out  :'( also I assume drugs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 18, 2019, 04:28:28 AM
just spoke to her about it, and she's going to take plan B! :rock :rock :rock

i'm saved, guys! :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 18, 2019, 11:03:31 AM
Ultimately it’s the risk of fucking random strangers and what your risk tolerance is. You have to assume that even with birth control and a condom that it’s still not 100% to protect you against a baby or a disease.

Speaking of which, the schedules finally aligned with the hot blasian girl and I’ll see her tonight.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 18, 2019, 11:53:10 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 17, 2019, 08:49:39 PM
It’s actually kind of a lot of factors that need to line up to actually conceive, I’m sure you’re fine  :doge
I’ve told myself this at least twice.

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 18, 2019, 12:19:32 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 18, 2019, 10:37:39 AM
Honestly man, I'm partly fucking around with the red flag stuff... but what's your income like, do you do well for yourself, and does she know that?

Not trying to further some lame stereotype about gold diggers, but at the same time you should be a little less trusting with your cum.

when she asked me for my number, she knew basically next to nothing about me. from that moment until this saturday, it was about a month's time. on our first date she didn't even kiss me on the lips cause she said she was feeling really shy. true, this could all be an act, but i don't think she's a gold digger. especially since she's paid for half our dates and says she's going to cover the next air bnb stay (she even offered to pay for plan b herself!).

like i mentioned a page or two back, she IS bipolar, but i haven't gotten any problematic vibes from her thus far.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 18, 2019, 12:24:33 PM
plot twist: oblivion just impregnated the deployed nudemac's fertile wife!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 18, 2019, 12:26:31 PM
In college, I had a girlfriend who insisted she was on the pill. Turns out she was on the pill but only whenever she felt like taking it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on November 18, 2019, 12:26:53 PM
man your mom is going to be PISSED when she has to take care of you and your child!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 18, 2019, 12:32:35 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 18, 2019, 12:26:31 PM
In college, I had a girlfriend who insisted she was on the pill. Turns out she was on the pill but only whenever she felt like taking it.

yeah, which is why i'll never have sex without a condom (until i'm married, i guess)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 18, 2019, 12:33:01 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 18, 2019, 12:30:45 PM
Oblivion:  Ignore me then lol..  I'm paranoid by nature lol

it's all good, friendo. believe me, i'm the same way  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 18, 2019, 12:41:19 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 18, 2019, 12:32:35 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 18, 2019, 12:26:31 PM
In college, I had a girlfriend who insisted she was on the pill. Turns out she was on the pill but only whenever she felt like taking it.

yeah, which is why i'll never have sex without a condom (until i'm married, i guess)
:hmm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 18, 2019, 01:34:11 PM
Quote from: filler on November 18, 2019, 12:24:33 PM
plot twist: oblivion just impregnated the deployed nudemac's fertile wife!
jody strikes again  :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 18, 2019, 01:55:06 PM
Team vasectomy #1!!  :awesome
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 18, 2019, 03:40:24 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 18, 2019, 04:28:28 AM
just spoke to her about it, and she's going to take plan B! :rock :rock :rock

i'm saved, guys! :rock :rock :rock

She's going to?

Don't want to freak you out, but the window for it to be efficient isn't exactly gigantic. And the sooner, the much better.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 18, 2019, 03:50:30 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 18, 2019, 03:40:24 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on November 18, 2019, 04:28:28 AM
just spoke to her about it, and she's going to take plan B! :rock :rock :rock

i'm saved, guys! :rock :rock :rock

She's going to?

Don't want to freak you out, but the window for it to be efficient isn't exactly gigantic. And the sooner, the much better.

tonight, friendo. :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2019, 04:25:07 PM
You are already dad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 18, 2019, 05:12:32 PM
Stupid question. Are you guys splitting the cost? If you're the US they're not covered and not cheap. Just sayin' might not be a big deal to you, but you might have cost her for a lay. Might wanna offer up a dinner or something to even the scales.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 18, 2019, 05:14:14 PM
he's fucking worth every penny, puppy! oblivion ain't no cheap slut  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on November 18, 2019, 05:15:03 PM
Offer to pay for another one so you can fuck her raw again.  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2019, 05:26:20 PM
“Cool, I got next” is a great response to “I bought the plan b”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 18, 2019, 06:29:19 PM
l m a o

also, for the record - the IUD is the most effective form of emergency contraception and after that y'all be able to go raw dog all you want  8)

but shit is $ and pretty uncomfortable for the woman at first. last partner said the feeling afterward was the worst discomfort and nausea for 48hrs she'd ever experienced.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 18, 2019, 06:33:42 PM
i got so pumped for this a few years back but nothing ever fucking eventuated  :( (seems it's still in development though?)

https://bimek.com/

def been considering putting some sperms on ice and getting a (probably) reversible snip
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 18, 2019, 06:35:19 PM
+1 for the copper IUD. There's basically no chance you're getting pregnant. Busted inside for two years. :aah

I wouldn't ever recommend the hormonal IUDs though. My cousin tried it and got fat, depressed, etc. Really fucked her up. Depo shots really screwed up an ex girlfriend of mine too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 18, 2019, 07:35:42 PM
You can't get anyone pregnant till you reach puberty, shots.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 19, 2019, 02:53:17 AM
don't you need a prescription for an iud?

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 18, 2019, 05:12:32 PM
Stupid question. Are you guys splitting the cost? If you're the US they're not covered and not cheap. Just sayin' might not be a big deal to you, but you might have cost her for a lay. Might wanna offer up a dinner or something to even the scales.

she offered, but i said i'd cover it. also covered dinner just cause i was so happy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on November 19, 2019, 11:07:23 PM
I now live in a new state with no job, no friends, no idea where anything is but fuck it, I live with my lady now :) Man, driving a U-haul with everything you own for 16 hours is fucking stressful. It took me 2 days to recover from the lack of sleep and inhalation of exhaust fumes. But I’m here and it really is crazy to think I’m not going back “home”. There have been a couple times in the past few days where I was mildly panicking on the inside but this girl knows me and just walks over and touches my hog in a way that says, “everything is gonna be ok”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 20, 2019, 09:15:01 AM
I had an ex who depo made dry up like the Sahara. Fuck that shit lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 20, 2019, 01:01:41 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 20, 2019, 08:55:21 AM
I had an ex who after taking depo basically had a year long period.   It legit was terrible on her health because tampons are basically toxic and aren't meant to be inside you every day of the year.

Luckily, that was my fetish.

(jk it was gross and honestly affected our relationship)
My wife uses a cup. Period week rolls around and ya boy drinkin

(https://i0.wp.com/brightestyoungthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/wine.gif?quality=100&ssl=1)

:noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 20, 2019, 08:42:46 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 20, 2019, 01:01:41 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 20, 2019, 08:55:21 AM
I had an ex who after taking depo basically had a year long period.   It legit was terrible on her health because tampons are basically toxic and aren't meant to be inside you every day of the year.

Luckily, that was my fetish.

(jk it was gross and honestly affected our relationship)
My wife uses a cup. Period week rolls around and ya boy drinkin

(https://i0.wp.com/brightestyoungthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/wine.gif?quality=100&ssl=1)

:noah

Well I guess it's the least you guys can do for the environment after DOOMING THE FUCKING PLANET WITH YOUR CONSTANT BREEDING

(https://buzzdestination.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/1f62d.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on November 21, 2019, 01:34:52 AM
I have a really old--as in 10+ years--running joke with my S.O. that her dad is a spook. This is largely based on the fact that he worked a "government job" next door to one of the world-famous intelligence agencies for years and was always stressed out about his ostensibly mundane job but tight-lipped as to why. If you ever met him you'd understand why this claim was humorous; we're definitely not talking about James Bond or Max Otto von Stierlitz here.

Anyway, for my birthday he gave me a card separate from her mom that was:

1. devoid of any words whatsoever
2. was pop up
3. was an abstract depiction of a city no one can identify

Probably the most unnerving thing I've ever received.

At this point I'm 35% certain my joke is actually true and I'm going to wake up at Stare Kiejkuty someday.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 21, 2019, 01:40:56 AM
"government spooks" is a spook
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 21, 2019, 12:20:13 PM
Anyone fucked a girl (or boy) born after 9/11 yet?

Fuck this isnt top of page material
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 22, 2019, 06:50:00 AM
Im falling for a girl at my new work who I work closely with

It was supposed to be a temp job ending in october, but has been prolonged till at least end of the year.

When our group of coworkers went out for drinks in the beginning of the temp job, she hopped on the back of my bike and I drove her home. Said hey so when are you and me gonna hang out maybe eat some cheeses ( she loves cheese ) she said well I dunno make a suggestion, then I told her Id really like that but that we perhaps better could do something after the temp job ended.

Sadly now its been prolonged by at least a few months and im dying.

Today she told me she made a sweater for a christmas competition last year which was a Die Hard sweater with Hoho now I have a machine gun on it

She made it herself and her fav christmas movie is die hard

I must court this woman
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on November 22, 2019, 09:03:00 AM
Well you know what you must do, buy her roses and shout yippee ki yay motherfucker while you choke her out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on November 22, 2019, 10:09:57 AM
Quote from: riotous on November 22, 2019, 09:04:47 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 22, 2019, 06:50:00 AM
then I told her Id really like that but that we perhaps better could do something after the temp job ended.

 :existential

I have had nothing but trouble dating women I work closely with.

I did not find the prospect of a bad date leading to a shitty workplace relationship.

I just moved to a new appartment so I need the income, more dependant on the income than on dating her..

But yeah I thought it was pretty mature of myself to even say something like that 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 22, 2019, 01:35:30 PM
Sooooooooooooooo I most likely destroyed a marriage and will have to look over my shoulder for a narcissistic woman that will want to murder the fuck outta my guts for the rest of my life.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 22, 2019, 01:36:16 PM
 :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 22, 2019, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on November 22, 2019, 06:50:00 AM
Im falling for a girl at my new work who I work closely with

It was supposed to be a temp job ending in october, but has been prolonged till at least end of the year.

When our group of coworkers went out for drinks in the beginning of the temp job, she hopped on the back of my bike and I drove her home. Said hey so when are you and me gonna hang out maybe eat some cheeses ( she loves cheese ) she said well I dunno make a suggestion, then I told her Id really like that but that we perhaps better could do something after the temp job ended.

Sadly now its been prolonged by at least a few months and im dying.

Today she told me she made a sweater for a christmas competition last year which was a Die Hard sweater with Hoho now I have a machine gun on it

She made it herself and her fav christmas movie is die hard

I must court this woman


Who gives a shit about cheese and sweaters.


What's her take on choking?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 22, 2019, 02:42:09 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 22, 2019, 02:19:10 PM
Quote from: mormapope on November 22, 2019, 01:35:30 PM
Sooooooooooooooo I most likely destroyed a marriage and will have to look over my shoulder for a narcissistic woman that will want to murder the fuck outta my guts for the rest of my life.

Need

Details

Now!

(I’m bored)

It's all part of the falling in love with married woman saga, the emotional affair rather than a physical one. I'm a fucking feelings softboi so I look past warming signs I clearly see. I went against the advice on The Bore because love makes you make bad decisions, especially for yourself.

Some brief explanations. The husband lives a few thousand miles away in a different country, always has. They would meet up for a week or two, and then they'd go back to their own homes. They have been working on him getting citizenship here. They gave been doing this for three years.

I continued friendship with this woman. She clearly had a purpose for me fulfilling her emotional and attention needs. I'd often tell her I'm feeling suicidal, depressed, fucked up. It was usually because of how cold she was, how unsupportive she was. I tried my best to be my best for this woman, helping her out at any opportunity.

The only sexual shit we did besides cuddle was something called platonic choking. I'd choke the fuck outta her, she gets aroused and light headed, and nothing else would happen.

Anyways , she does some ice cold shit and cute off all contact instantly. Throughout these few months, I have caught her lying, manipulating information, and hiding information from many myself and many people in her life.

Her best friend has become my best friend, and we'd discover and discuss the lies she'd tell. How she would use both of us. Her best friend has been feeling their friendship slip for years and was disgusted by how her best friend was behaving, how she treated me, and how she kept this a secret from her husband.

I decided, before this dude relocates to a new country, start a new life, I need to tell him about his wife, her behavior, the emotional affair. Her best friend agreed, and would back up what I said.

I wrote a 1500 word email with accurate, exact dates and times of activities. I converted the HTML Facebook messenger chat log into a  PDF that covered a few months of chats and was 1300 pages long.

Sent the email this morning. He reads it. Threatens me that if I contact him or her, he'll go to the police. He then immediately goes to her best friend and asks if I'm telling the truth. She backs me up completely and says it's all true.

He is devestated and disgusted. He now believes everything bin that email. Everyone is disgusted by the married woman ten times over.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 22, 2019, 02:46:05 PM
Wowie wow wow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 22, 2019, 02:46:40 PM
 :noah :noah :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on November 22, 2019, 02:48:42 PM
Quote
The only sexual shit we did besides cuddle was something called platonic choking.

Newsfeed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 22, 2019, 02:51:50 PM
Will have to check with wife to clear choking as an option while I’m away. :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 22, 2019, 03:08:46 PM
 :jeanluc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 22, 2019, 03:17:44 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on November 22, 2019, 03:09:41 PM
well, at least one guy here knows how to choke a bitch.

one day the face tat chekov gun will go off
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 22, 2019, 03:44:36 PM
So have you fucked the best friend yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 22, 2019, 03:51:08 PM
mormapope, we meed to chat. You just shot to the top of the Bore Weekly Ratings.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 22, 2019, 03:58:41 PM
WTF is the alure to platonic choking?

Like choking on my massive cock as I ram it down your throat?

Great. But thats not platonic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 22, 2019, 04:02:19 PM
Fuck Atra, Mormapope is where it's at!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on November 22, 2019, 04:15:15 PM
It's actually because they did it in a cave and she could only watch it as shadows on the wall. ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 22, 2019, 05:12:39 PM
so i didn't mention this, but i saw the ladyfriend twice in a row earlier this week and we're going to meet again on saturday (as has been the tradition for the past month or so), and things are going great.


BUT

there is one thing. granted, this has nothing to do with anything she did, but just something specifically about how i operate. this is a pretty common thing i've had in all my relationships. i'm generally very happy with who i'm dating, but after a while, i start to notice other women looking better than usual.

lemme provide an example. a couple of years ago, i dated someone who we'll call B. B was by far the hottest woman i've ever gone out with. she had an absolute killer body (i've described her as a less fit chun li in real life). she's so hot to the point that i'm like legitimately stunned i'm even dating someone like that. the only thing that would make her perfect is if her boobs were twice as big.

now, at the time, i had a co-worker, who we'll call K. K is a very conventionally attractive woman. but after i started dating B, K suddenly was on my mind a lot more at work. but here's the thing. B was SIGNIFICANTLY more attractive to me than K. boobs, ass, face (especially this), height, etc. every single visual variable you can think of, B beat K in spades. If B was a 10, K would be a 7. like, i would pick B over K 11 times out of 10. that sort of thing. wasn't even close! (the only thing K could theoretically argue being superior was her butt, but in proportion to her body. B still won out in terms of absolute ass mass).

anyway, the reason i'm mentioning this is because DESPITE everything i just told you, K started overcoming thoughts of B at work. i go in and bump into her in the kitchen and it's like 'damn, K is looking pretty good today!".

and i feel like that's happening again with the current girl i'm dating, and another co-worker, someone who on other circumstances, i wouldn't mind smashing, but is pretty much inferior to current ladyfriend in every single way.

(this is also not limited to co-workers, but just using that an example.)

anyone ever get this too, or is it just me?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 22, 2019, 05:20:05 PM
Smash both  :idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on November 22, 2019, 05:31:15 PM
This thread is demonic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 22, 2019, 05:42:22 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 22, 2019, 05:37:53 PM
The ramblings of someone who needs to stop thinking so much about women they aren’t fucking.

do i need to link you to some videos from jordan peterson regarding the intrinsic male need to spread their seed backed up by evolutionary psychology, SIR  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 22, 2019, 06:26:06 PM
But she caught me on the counter
(It was platonic)
Saw me banging on the sofa
(It was platonic)
I even had her in the shower
(It was platonic)
She even caught me on camera
(It was platonic)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
(It was platonic)
Heard the words that I told her
(It was platonic)
Heard the screams getting louder
(It was platonic)
She stayed until it was over
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on November 22, 2019, 06:54:52 PM
It sounds like you have more hormones after you have sex and you're interpreting that as potentially a signal that you're not that into the girl you're already with. I think that's why in college, a lot of people identified as poly (or asexual) when they really meant non-committal.

Not saying that you're poly or asexual, you're just hornier than usual.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 22, 2019, 07:02:58 PM
1300 pages of FB messages in a few months? Are you Charles Dickens?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on November 22, 2019, 07:07:03 PM
this fucking thread :lol

bless up bore
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 22, 2019, 07:34:46 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on November 22, 2019, 07:02:58 PM
1300 pages of FB messages in a few months? Are you Charles Dickens?
It was the best of pussies, it was the worst of pussies.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 23, 2019, 09:58:47 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on November 22, 2019, 07:02:58 PM
1300 pages of FB messages in a few months? Are you Charles Dickens?

It was mainly due to the format when you download all your chat messages thru Facebook. About 5 or 6 messages a page.  Ends up being about 6,500 messages, and that log did not have the last month and a half. We talked everyday, from morning to sleepy time, from August 26th to November 20th.

A briefing on the husband. I've known his location the entire time, he lives in a country North of the United States. His wife is the first woman he's ever had romantically or sexually(she's a sexual freak into all sorts of dirty shit, which is an odd pairing imo). They met through videogames, playing an MMO. He's very obese, and is shorter than his wife (she's 5'2). Multiple health issues, physical and mental.

I learned more details about the husband thru the best friend. Poor fuck has been spending almost all his money on his wife, buying her gifts, helping her with bills. He splits his money for his wife and treating his depression. He quite literally is almost penniless and it's been this way for years.

He's known her for three years, married for two, and barely knows anything about her. Whether or not she was feeding me misinformation or lies, on the surface she gave me more information about herself to me than him. Way more, a shocking amount. He's going thru the chat log and is stunned by what she's told me regarding personal details.

This is going to sound harsh, he comes across as a completely gullible nerboi Manlet. He was devestated and sobbing over the information I gave him, yet he was terrified to confront his wife and asked her best friend to talk to her for him. Citing that she doesn't listen to him, he doesn't know what to do, and that she'll deflect anything he says anyways.

I keep hearing from the best friend that he believes and trusts me, but we better never see each other in real life. It's like, this fucking lil Nugget man wants to try to kick my ass, but he won't stand up for himself or his dignity regarding his wife?  :lol

Once again, harsh. But she knew right away he was a very vulnerable Target to get what she wants and to keep getting what she wants. With me, it was never monetary. She never wanted money or any type of gift from me.

Something very odd or disturbing to me is, married woman would mirror my vernacular or humor a lot. She'd be blushing and fidgety when we were together. Enamored by me.

She fucking mirrored my vernacular for my closing statement to her husband in messages to her best friend. Her best friend was expecting a torrent of anger. Instead married woman kissed her ass and said she did the right thing, how much she appreciates her, and then used exact words and grammar that I used in the email.

Obviously the husband showed her my email. Even from the fucking grave of our relationship or friendship, she pinches the crumbs I left behind and uses them to her advantage.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on November 23, 2019, 10:28:39 AM
Quote from: mormapope on November 23, 2019, 09:58:47 AM
A briefing on the husband. I've known his location the entire time, he lives in a country North of the United States. His wife is the first woman he's ever had romantically or sexually(she's a sexual freak into all sorts of dirty shit, which is an odd pairing imo). They met through videogames, playing an MMO. He's very obese, and is shorter than his wife (she's 5'2). Multiple health issues, physical and mental.

I learned more details about the husband thru the best friend. Poor fuck has been spending almost all his money on his wife, buying her gifts, helping her with bills. He splits his money for his wife and treating his depression. He quite literally is almost penniless and it's been this way for years.

What's his Era username?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 23, 2019, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on November 23, 2019, 10:17:42 AM
Quote from: mormapope on November 23, 2019, 09:58:47 AM
A briefing on the husband. I've known his location the entire time, he lives in a country North of the United States. His wife is the first woman he's ever had romantically or sexually(she's a sexual freak into all sorts of dirty shit, which is an odd pairing imo). They met through videogames, playing an MMO. He's very obese, and is shorter than his wife (she's 5'2). Multiple health issues, physical and mental.

I can't believe you cucked Pat from Two Best Friend's Play

It turns out there's no short supply of broken ginger tiny big boys in Canuck land.

I've heard Pat's girlfriend was dying earlier this year or had a terrible disease? She looked quite fuckable and it's been discussed so much that she just fucks anybody but him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2019, 11:54:49 AM
Update: Possum girl got back with her piece of shit junkie ex. I’ve completely cut ties with her.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 23, 2019, 12:00:54 PM
Sure you did ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on November 23, 2019, 12:01:19 PM
Quote
A briefing on the husband. I've known his location the entire time, he lives in a country North of the United States.

Newsfeed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 23, 2019, 01:14:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 23, 2019, 11:54:49 AM
Update: Possum girl got back with her piece of shit junkie ex. I’ve completely cut ties with her.  :doge


Who could have seen that one coming  :pika


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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2019, 01:17:28 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 23, 2019, 01:14:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 23, 2019, 11:54:49 AM
Update: Possum girl got back with her piece of shit junkie ex. I’ve completely cut ties with her.  :doge


Who could have seen that one coming  :pika


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my cynical side saw it coming as well...

But hey, she pumped & dumped me last year so I returned the “favor” this year. Balance has been restored. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 23, 2019, 01:31:45 PM
She got back with her ex causing you to cut ties. Sounds like she just pumped and dumped you two years in a row.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2019, 01:36:15 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 23, 2019, 01:31:45 PM
She got back with her ex causing you to cut ties. Sounds like she just pumped and dumped you two years in a row.
Well at least I got to finish this time and didn’t get blue balled due to whiskey dick/nerves.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 23, 2019, 04:48:07 PM
I'm not gonna lie, I'm working on hooking up with a chick from my past who is having boyfriend issues right now and really wants to hangout soon. She wasn't into me sexually a couple years back, but I'm getting "I wish I fucked with you instead" vibes.

I'm talking to non taken women too, but God help me I can't stop chasing and capturing taken women.   :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 23, 2019, 04:49:45 PM
Quote from: mormapope on November 23, 2019, 04:48:07 PM
I'm not gonna lie, I'm working on hooking up with a chick from my past who is having boyfriend issues right now and really wants to hangout soon. She wasn't into me sexually a couple years back, but I'm getting "I wish I fucked with you instead" vibes.

I'm talking to non taken women too, but God help me I can't stop chasing and capturing taken women.   :-\

you're just a non-stop stream of quotables aren't you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 23, 2019, 04:57:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsVlp49JwTM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 23, 2019, 05:57:50 PM
Might be working out a deal that sees me keeping the house, that’s pretty good news to me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on November 23, 2019, 09:43:31 PM
Quote from: mormapope on November 23, 2019, 04:48:07 PM
I'm not gonna lie, I'm working on hooking up with a chick from my past who is having boyfriend issues right now and really wants to hangout soon. She wasn't into me sexually a couple years back, but I'm getting "I wish I fucked with you instead" vibes.

I'm talking to non taken women too, but God help me I can't stop chasing and capturing taken women.   :-\
https://youtu.be/g2fs4GOkldI

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 23, 2019, 10:20:56 PM
This page my god

Y’all need Jesus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 24, 2019, 02:38:26 AM
Quote from: Atramental on November 23, 2019, 01:17:28 PM
Quote from: Raist on November 23, 2019, 01:14:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 23, 2019, 11:54:49 AM
Update: Possum girl got back with her piece of shit junkie ex. I’ve completely cut ties with her.  :doge


Who could have seen that one coming  :pika


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my cynical side saw it coming as well...

But hey, she pumped & dumped me last year so I returned the “favor” this year. Balance has been restored. :doge

It's OK my dude. 3rd time's the charm ad they say.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 24, 2019, 02:44:22 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 23, 2019, 10:20:56 PM
This page my god

Y’all need Jesus

You need to tell us about them Hungarian hookers you be fucking in Bahrain :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 24, 2019, 03:22:36 AM
mormapope, you have to fuck with that marriage more. It’s too good. You said she’s a “sexual freak” so why not take advantage of that if there aren’t going to be real consequences? Think of the awesome drama and stories to tell you’ll have. You’ll have years of ace material. And you’ll have fun and entertain us earning it! It’s not like you can do more damage at this point, and someone should find some benefit in this situation. What was the point of it all if nobody got anything out of this?

I am totally serious. You should do this. Even if just for my own benefit. I don’t get to smile much.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 24, 2019, 04:49:38 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on November 24, 2019, 02:44:22 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 23, 2019, 10:20:56 PM
This page my god

Y’all need Jesus

You need to tell us about them Hungarian hookers you be fucking in Bahrain :ufup
I haven’t seen any euro sloots, just Thai and Filipino.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on November 24, 2019, 07:25:24 AM
Last page was so great, pissed off I’ve made a new page with this post.

Dude, I would totally fuck the married woman, what’s that sick little manlet going to do?

Probably thank you for servicing his wife. Might even pay you for it if you film it and send it to him.

Oblivion you need to settle down, you should read back to before you got laid and see you don’t wanna go through that shit again do you?

Also Atra way to lose a one horse race my dude.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 24, 2019, 07:43:57 AM
Morma, look at it this way: she’s probably loving the drama on some level too. The only loser in this situation is the guy that already was a loser, and at least he now knows he is a loser and can try and address that. Maybe the more fucked-up,ways you fuck this woman, the better he’ll get. Really shame him. Become social media personalities and start coyly sharing the details of your ludicrous relationship. You can coin up on this. You can be onision except without the pedo shit. You can be rich just from being an asshole publicly, and your weenis will be wetsuit the whole time.

You should seriously take that man’s trashy wife back and see if Wonderland is down there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 24, 2019, 09:22:02 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 24, 2019, 04:49:38 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on November 24, 2019, 02:44:22 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 23, 2019, 10:20:56 PM
This page my god

Y’all need Jesus

You need to tell us about them Hungarian hookers you be fucking in Bahrain :ufup
I haven’t seen any euro sloots, just Thai and Filipino.

:stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 24, 2019, 06:08:47 PM
Quote from: Atramental on November 23, 2019, 11:54:49 AM
Update: Possum girl got back with her piece of shit junkie ex. I’ve completely cut ties with her.  :doge

As an experiment in your own mental health, try keeping those ties cut.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 24, 2019, 08:15:53 PM
sounds good man.

spending all your time searching :nope

letting the universe bring it to you :ohyeah

last page is fucked. idk what to say about what mormapopes been up to jfc.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on November 24, 2019, 08:19:29 PM
Sayyid Quṭb couldn't find the one either and look at the legacy he left. Never doubt the powers of good (volcel).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 24, 2019, 10:09:23 PM
Look at it this way too, you have 12 years of dating experience. A lot of people don't have those experiences to learn about romance, relationships, heartbreak, starting over. So many people "luck out" and find someone to settle with. Highschool sweethearts, getting married in their early 20's.

Learning from those experiences, you can and will be a great partner.

Those guys that marry their highschool sweety, or guys that are tiny manlets that marry the first gamer girl that gives them attention, and their shit gets rocked, years they spent being settling won't mean shit for finding, acquiring, and fostering love the hard way.

You deserve love and don't beat yourself up for not getting it.  :heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on November 24, 2019, 11:02:01 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on November 24, 2019, 08:45:05 PM
I have no idea who that is, middle eastaboo

You thought we were ikhwan but I thought we were al-Ikhwan. :shaq2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on November 25, 2019, 08:49:04 PM
The last page was amazing.

Quote from: Oblivion on November 17, 2019, 04:15:27 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 17, 2019, 04:12:55 PM
Condom magically disappears mid-sex... girl won't let you pull out.

 :doge

no, it was on when i put it in her, and then at some point got out. there's no way for either of us to have known when exactly.
I had sex with this girl once and the condom magically disappeared before I finished, so I put another one on. Looked all over the room and never found it. About a week later she text me that she had discovered that it was still in her. I hope this isn't what happened to your chick since it can cause an infection.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 26, 2019, 06:03:58 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on November 24, 2019, 06:59:30 PM
Maybe I'm going to sound like a defeatist asshole but I just give up. I've been dating and in/out of relationships for 12 years now and have reached a point of disillusionment that I doubt I'll get out of anytime soon. I just can't find anyone to click with long term and as much of a horny fuck I can be I don't care about random hook ups at all anymore.

So I'm fully giving up, fuck it. I put too much effort into finding a girl and it always feels like I'm putting in more effort in the relationships I do want to work than whoever I'm dating at the time, while the relationships where I didn't care or put any effort in were with women who actually wanted me. I used to half jokingly say the groucho marx line that starts Annie Hall, "I wouldn't want to be in a club that would have me as a member" but I think it's a legitimate problem that plagued my dating life.

So, fuck it. I'll just be working out, making money, hopefully moving out of this shithole soon. Go full volcel*

*he says knowing he'll fall hard for someone that'll inevitably crush him at some point, again

Anyway, sorry for the woe is me post. Haven't made any of those in a while. But had to air my frustrations somewhere and this season needed a c-plot to grind it to a halt cause it can't get too good.

sorry to hear you haven't been able to find The One, homedawg. though i do have to ask why you'd want to go volcel? wouldn't it be easier to just let things run on their own while...also getting laid?  :doge

Quote from: Beezy on November 25, 2019, 08:49:04 PM
The last page was amazing.

Quote from: Oblivion on November 17, 2019, 04:15:27 PM
Quote from: riotous on November 17, 2019, 04:12:55 PM
Condom magically disappears mid-sex... girl won't let you pull out.

 :doge

no, it was on when i put it in her, and then at some point got out. there's no way for either of us to have known when exactly.
I had sex with this girl once and the condom magically disappeared before I finished, so I put another one on. Looked all over the room and never found it. About a week later she text me that she had discovered that it was still in her. I hope this isn't what happened to your chick since it can cause an infection.

sorry if i didn't make it clear. we know where the condom is (and it's not stuck inside her), we just didn't know when it came out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on November 26, 2019, 06:07:35 AM
update since i'm here: saw her again on saturday (went to go see joker) as well as a few extra times on monday and tuesday last week. things are still (surprisingly) going quite swimmingly. we're constantly texting and always have tons of things to talk about. there's never a dull moment, or any time we feel like there's nothing to say. it's honestly pretty great.


also, too. when it comes to sex, she is absolutely VORACIOUS. i mean, holy shit. i've had great sex in the past with previous relationships, but with her it's on a whole other level.  :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 26, 2019, 02:27:42 PM
Last night I had to the house to myself for a few hours after work and I just got high, blasted some tunes, did a bunch of cleaning and made myself dinner. Made me actually feel a bit excited to just live on my own. I realized it will be the first time in my life not having any room mates or anything
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 26, 2019, 02:32:28 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 26, 2019, 02:27:42 PM
Last night I had to the house to myself for a few hours after work and I just got high, blasted some tunes, did a bunch of cleaning and made myself dinner. Made me actually feel a bit excited to just live on my own. I realized it will be the first time in my life not having any room mates or anything

A Free Cats :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 26, 2019, 02:44:10 PM
As Louis XVI would say in his hunting journal : nothing.
I switched/ added a couple of photos around, got a couple match but the chat had no energy or was awkward from the get go.

Some fatalism is sinking in so things should resolve by themselves in the upcoming months, maybe. It's the whole "things start working out when you don't try as hard". :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 03:26:39 PM
Love you as always Cats, but jeez wrath you sound like one of the daughters yapping about the challenges of finding a husband on a 7th Heaven episode.

We need a little spice in here: mormapope, could you go find a slutty, married ICU nurse and fuck her while she’s on-the-clock so a patient can potentially die while she’s in the throes of manslaughterous lust?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 03:42:11 PM
I was trying to find a good clip, but I got off on a tangent...

https://youtu.be/ct2DVRpqCW4
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on November 27, 2019, 06:06:41 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 26, 2019, 02:27:42 PM
Last night I had to the house to myself for a few hours after work and I just got high, blasted some tunes, did a bunch of cleaning and made myself dinner. Made me actually feel a bit excited to just live on my own. I realized it will be the first time in my life not having any room mates or anything

You'll still be a slave to your cat overlord though.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 27, 2019, 08:49:29 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on November 26, 2019, 03:42:11 PM
I was trying to find a good clip, but I got off on a tangent...

https://youtu.be/ct2DVRpqCW4
‘It’s just some brain paint”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 27, 2019, 09:06:37 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on November 26, 2019, 03:42:11 PM
I was trying to find a good clip, but I got off on a tangent...

https://youtu.be/ct2DVRpqCW4

TVC: Beginnings
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 27, 2019, 07:45:25 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 26, 2019, 02:27:42 PM
Last night I had to the house to myself for a few hours after work and I just got high, blasted some tunes, did a bunch of cleaning and made myself dinner. Made me actually feel a bit excited to just live on my own. I realized it will be the first time in my life not having any room mates or anything

it's gon' be good   :hump
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 27, 2019, 07:58:35 PM
I never huffed paint. I’m too classy for that. Just gas.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 27, 2019, 08:33:41 PM
There is an end to this saga, for now....

The email and chat log evidence approach to saving a man backfired. He would desperately accept his wife, move to this country, and ruin my life.  The mother of the wife did not approve of hubby's death threats, but sided with him regarding me being predatory. The mother found I did nothing illegal.

I did do some heinous shit involving a man's wife. I understand a man hating me. I'm not expecting to be called a noble man for taking a man's wife by the throat. I didn't need to tell him though, I accepted I'll always love the woman, but I don't need her, need to speak to her, just know she's okay. But I wasn't in love with her, I don't value her as a partner.

I did it for him and her issues were swept aside. I accept how bad this turned out, felt defeated, but not sad, not in misery. I accepted I followed my heart, did wrong, try to do right, shit went abysmally. I have some peace, time to move on.

A few days pass.

The best friend is going to confront married woman over her behavior for the last six years. Best friend's therapist, which had helped best friend greatly for years, says married woman is a sociopath with narcissist tendencies. The best thing to do would be cut off contact from married woman.

Best friend confronts married woman, and is very direct and blunt with accusations, observations, things noticed, lies told. The best friend felt they loved a different version of this person. And pondered, did this version of this person ever exist?

Married woman confirmed all suspicions.
Her from 6 years ago was a lie.
The wife finding out her husband has fits of immature rage that could skew violent?
She laughs at that.
When asked if she is a sociopath,
She admits she probably is.
Her being told I told the truth, and caught her lying?
"Fair enough."

By doing what I believed was the right thing, I empowered a Manlet and his sociopath wife. I empowered them, and I'm going to be their number one target.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 27, 2019, 08:49:44 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/330/607/b30.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on November 27, 2019, 08:51:29 PM
You sound like you’re giving up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 27, 2019, 10:10:47 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on November 27, 2019, 10:11:42 PM
sounds pretty narcissistic on your side to insert yourself in this shit. why did you think you could save this man, why are you spending all this time doing detective work. wtf. i don't get any of this behaviour.

from the sound of it, no-one in this mess has anyone but themselves to blame.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on November 27, 2019, 10:50:10 PM
Quote from: naff on November 27, 2019, 10:11:42 PM
sounds pretty narcissistic on your side to insert yourself in this shit. why did you think you could save this man, why are you spending all this time doing detective work. wtf. i don't get any of this behaviour.

from the sound of it, no-one in this mess has anyone but themselves to blame.

I mean, I showed my dick off in a video game thread. I'm not exactly well adjusted. But I'm not a narcissist. It's not a diagnosable thing over the internet, over me trying to tell a fucked up, worst experience of my life mess story on a forum mainly about videogame shitposting.

I'm sure me posting about how much I cried and wanted to commit suicide because of this woman is great material for this thread. Or how mentally and physically sick the best friend is over married woman's behavior.

If anything this taught me no matter what your feelings or intentions are, you can be labeled anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 27, 2019, 10:58:36 PM
Quote from: mormapope on November 27, 2019, 10:50:10 PM
Quote from: naff on November 27, 2019, 10:11:42 PM
sounds pretty narcissistic on your side to insert yourself in this shit. why did you think you could save this man, why are you spending all this time doing detective work. wtf. i don't get any of this behaviour.

from the sound of it, no-one in this mess has anyone but themselves to blame.

I mean, I showed my dick off in a video game thread.
👀
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 27, 2019, 11:12:20 PM
 :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on November 27, 2019, 11:17:58 PM
It was a nice hog :itagaki
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on November 28, 2019, 01:29:08 AM
Quote
I'm not expecting to be called a noble man for taking a man's wife by the throat.

Newsfeed

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Hang in there, morm.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on November 28, 2019, 01:43:18 AM
Quote from: mormapope on November 27, 2019, 08:33:41 PM
There is an end to this saga, for now....

blablah


Yeah cool OK.


But have you fucked best friend yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on November 28, 2019, 04:15:45 AM
I am not gonna lecture you because you seem pretty aware of why you did it... Was it really about saving that dude ? But yeah let sleeping dogs lie and cut contact. What's done is done and it's not unlikely they won't just be motivated or bothered to mess with you, hopefully.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 03, 2019, 01:30:20 AM
UPDATE: I'M NOT A DADDY! :rock :rock :rock


Take THAT, breeders! :punch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 03, 2019, 02:53:17 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on December 03, 2019, 01:30:20 AM
UPDATE: I'M NOT A DADDY! :rock :rock :rock


Take THAT, breeders! :punch

But you are doing that straight breeder shit

 :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 03, 2019, 02:56:22 AM
no bareback

no likes

 ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 03, 2019, 09:55:38 AM
The thing that I love this season is that everyone see the toxic minefield even the person going through it, and instead of going around it Atra and Morm are like "RIP to your friends, but I'm different" then we get all the deets on all the mines that exploded. You're doing God's work, gentlemen. God's work. :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on December 03, 2019, 09:57:06 AM
Quote from: BisMarckie on November 27, 2019, 11:17:58 PM
It was a nice hog :itagaki

It was aight. My mans needs to post up on /r/bhmgonewild and farm those reddit points
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on December 03, 2019, 04:58:29 PM
I received some very nice compliments from my ex recently. I think she might have been a bit hyperbolic but I'm not gonna lie this sort of backrubbing is always a treat to receive. Especially when you're having a slightly bothersome day otherwise.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 03, 2019, 06:28:09 PM
Any advice on how to help a sig other deal with a grandparent passing?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Akala on December 03, 2019, 07:09:50 PM
be there
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 03, 2019, 07:53:15 PM
Sorry to hear that Mupes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 11, 2019, 05:48:21 AM
ok so we were supposed to go for drinks after work woth our small group of 6 colleagues incl woman I like

Then sadly some folks got sick and another cancelled, so I was like (to girl in question) are you still going because not a lot of ppl can make it tonight

and she was like yeah we should probably move the date

then I said or you can go do some drinks with me

She kinda laughed it off and didnt mention it afterwards

sooo.. no chance or she just didnt wanna say yes in front of my other colleagues?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on December 11, 2019, 06:32:49 AM
As you're telling it, reads like she's not really interested, no. If the issue is colleagues around, I'll imagine that she'll bring it up in another context if she ever want to take up on the offer. Wouldn't pursue otherwise.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 11, 2019, 06:59:24 AM
Thing is, when I started working there about 4 months ago now (was supposed to be a 2 month temp job ) we also went out for drinks with all 6 of us and then I brought her home, and said listen so when are you and me gonna go eat some cheese or have some drinks whatever? Cause Id like that. And she was like ok well make a suggestion, and I realized I was gonna have to work closely with her and said well maybe we can do something when the temp job is over.. and she was like ok.

Now the temp job has the potential of becoming a real job...

So maybe I just left it hanging too long?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on December 11, 2019, 09:11:53 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 11, 2019, 05:48:21 AM
ok so we were supposed to go for drinks after work woth our small group of 6 colleagues incl woman I like

Then sadly some folks got sick and another cancelled, so I was like (to girl in question) are you still going because not a lot of ppl can make it tonight

and she was like yeah we should probably move the date

then I said or you can go do some drinks with me

She kinda laughed it off and didnt mention it afterwards

sooo.. no chance or she just didnt wanna say yes in front of my other colleagues?

Probably not interested, but i bet she would warm up if you show up with roses at her house.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 11, 2019, 09:27:42 AM
Ok well I did make out with that other chick and then fucked it up just wanted to make it right I figured flowers would be good guess not
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 11, 2019, 10:41:01 AM
Oh yeah I sit directly across from her every day. She usually talks to me about work stuff. Sometimes we cross over into personal stuff but she's really professional who likes to keep work and personal life seperated. Other female coworkers have told me she has some form of autism and that she doesnt always pick stuff up as well ( because they noticed that there was some sort of energy between us and asked me whatsup, I told them I like her but havent really done anything about it. Most of the time we talking we are having a laugh. I tease her sometimes and she does tease me as well.).

We talked a lot about movies and a bit more stuff on the normal what interests her etc. When we went for drinks the past few times, she always ends up talking to me for quite some time.

Besides that she tries to 'make fun' of me somewhat as well with some funny/sarcastic comments during work.

Thing is I cant really get any straight feeling if shes interested or not. She looks at ms somtimes with a smile when she's telling stuff etc. I told her Die Hard is the best christmas movie and she showed me how she made a sweater last year ( hohoho now I have a machine gun ) and I told her damn that is awesome.

I dunno, I feel like we could def be a thing.

She's also sort of my boss as she's 'kinda'  the head of this 6 man team Im working in right now

Hope you have a clearer picture
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 11, 2019, 10:49:54 AM
She also just said again yeah lets postpone it because the other colleagues cant come etc and tonight wasnt such a great night for me  ( I didnt start this convo I basically ignored her a little bit for the rest of the day )
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 11, 2019, 10:51:38 AM
Quote from: riotous on December 11, 2019, 10:44:35 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 11, 2019, 10:41:01 AM
she's really professional who likes to keep work and personal life seperated.

+

She's also sort of my boss

Hmmm.. yeah she might like you but these 2 things would probably make her quite weary of dating you.

In general I would not push it at work; you quite clearly asked her out for drinks and she laughed you off.   Somewhere outside of work maybe keep trying but this seems dead in the water unless you want to cause problems.

Yeah the reason I hadnt moved on it at all even though I already have a crush on her is because I really like this job, and I need a steady stream of income.

I dont wanna fuck shit up at work, which basically is the reason I hadnt made any real moves yet like ask her out again..

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 11, 2019, 12:10:06 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on December 03, 2019, 01:30:20 AM
UPDATE: I'M NOT A DADDY! :rock :rock :rock


Take THAT, breeders! :punch
Brag about weak seed online brehs 👀 🤔 🧠
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on December 11, 2019, 02:57:59 PM
Mmarsu, Ask if she's vaccuming her living room.

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Don't.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 11, 2019, 03:09:47 PM
 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 12, 2019, 12:53:28 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 11, 2019, 12:10:06 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on December 03, 2019, 01:30:20 AM
UPDATE: I'M NOT A DADDY! :rock :rock :rock


Take THAT, breeders! :punch
Brag about weak seed online brehs 👀 🤔 🧠

not that this deserves a rebuttal, but that was more than likely the result of Plan B, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 12, 2019, 01:08:16 AM
also, it has been over a month since me and the ladyfriend started dating. shockingly enough, she's still with me, despite our home situations.

either way, this marks the longest relationship i've had in nearly a year and a half.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 12, 2019, 01:21:11 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on December 12, 2019, 12:53:28 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 11, 2019, 12:10:06 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on December 03, 2019, 01:30:20 AM
UPDATE: I'M NOT A DADDY! :rock :rock :rock


Take THAT, breeders! :punch
Brag about weak seed online brehs 👀 🤔 🧠

not that this deserves a rebuttal, but that was more than likely the result of Plan B, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
U know I love u bb

Just drink more milk 💦
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 12, 2019, 01:24:24 AM
no offense taken :heart

just wanted to clarify for posterity
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 12, 2019, 06:03:43 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on December 11, 2019, 02:57:59 PM
Mmarsu, Ask if she's vaccuming her living room.

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Don't.
[close]

I dont get it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 12, 2019, 06:43:51 AM
fml so much
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 12, 2019, 07:23:19 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 12, 2019, 06:43:51 AM
fml so much

lmao, baited. Also if she does have autism and has a hard time picking up on stuff you maybe in for a little bit of a ride, I would totally play it cool and wait for her to hopefully ask you out.

It's the holiday season, surely there will be some work drinks sooner or later.

As for Oblivion, please stop using Ladyfriend, it sounds creepy, don't know why but it makes me shudder.

As for me, looking at our last wedding venue Sunday and putting the deposit down on the one we like the best so got a potential date to be married now, fucking weird, I'm old.

Had sex last night which was great sooo not all bad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 12, 2019, 11:02:35 AM
call her your little ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 12, 2019, 02:55:12 PM
Quote from: Dufus on December 12, 2019, 05:51:51 AM
why do u keep saying ladyfriend instead of girlfriend :doge

force of habit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on December 12, 2019, 06:31:16 PM
wait, so mmarsu you basically asked your colleague on a date in front of a group of yours and her colleagues and you're surprised she laughed it off?

bruh.

don't try dating at work, it's going to end horribly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 13, 2019, 06:45:15 AM
question: do women have some sort of internal switch that activates when you're in a relationship that suddenly makes them want to date you? cause i've been getting quite a few responses from my dating apps since i got my recent gf. and that shit's frustrating.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
follow up question: is it immoral to cheat on your gf?  :doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 13, 2019, 07:29:46 AM
see if your girlfriend is into a threesome.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 13, 2019, 08:07:51 AM
If you’re serious about your lady friend, then delete tinder you fuck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 13, 2019, 09:40:51 AM
that's bad advice. keep it so that she gets and stays jealous and won't grow bored with you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 13, 2019, 09:59:24 PM
Quote from: naff on December 12, 2019, 06:31:16 PM
wait, so mmarsu you basically asked your colleague on a date in front of a group of yours and her colleagues and you're surprised she laughed it off?

bruh.

don't try dating at work, it's going to end horribly.

Yeah, this was my point-of-curiosity as well. If you actually put her on the spot in front of co-workers, you're the one who screwed that particular pooch.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 13, 2019, 10:20:06 PM
 :hump :patel
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 13, 2019, 10:30:34 PM
Quote from: naff on December 12, 2019, 06:31:16 PM
wait, so mmarsu you basically asked your colleague on a date in front of a group of yours and her colleagues and you're surprised she laughed it off?

bruh.

don't try dating at work, it's going to end horribly.

well yea i said it like jokingly half serious tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 13, 2019, 10:32:12 PM
but yeah gonna cut all that off the job is more important
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on December 14, 2019, 03:39:56 AM
prob would've been fine to say something like "we can still grab a drink even if they're not coming" but just not in front of colleagues.

i have veery little experience with work dating, generally would avoid it, and got a bit of flak about my advice on the matter earlier in this thread. however, the last time it happened I was on the receiving end of the proposition and there's nooo way I would've said yes if she'd made a winky winky want to grab a drink comment in front of colleagues despite working in a fairly loose office.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2019, 11:47:47 AM
Reactivated tinder. Here goes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 14, 2019, 12:35:18 PM
https://twitter.com/Lizz/status/1205389797218340864

 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 14, 2019, 12:39:19 PM
Goddamn 😍 as a 5'4 lil bitch, dreams can come true
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 14, 2019, 05:02:58 PM
Quote from: Stro on December 14, 2019, 04:57:11 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2019, 11:47:47 AM
Reactivated tinder. Here goes

I deleted mine after matching with a girl, casually talking about nothing for an hour and the next day she literally was texting me every 2 minutes, needing constant reassurances, telling me she couldn't stop thinking about me, volunteering that she wasn't crazy. Had to block her number and delete my account before the day was done. :camby

#ladiesman
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 14, 2019, 05:07:29 PM
probably, but it's less humourous when you consider that 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 14, 2019, 05:09:34 PM
Quote from: Stro on December 14, 2019, 04:57:11 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 14, 2019, 11:47:47 AM
Reactivated tinder. Here goes

I deleted mine after matching with a girl, casually talking about nothing for an hour and the next day she literally was texting me every 2 minutes, needing constant reassurances, telling me she couldn't stop thinking about me, volunteering that she wasn't crazy. Had to block her number and delete my account before the day was done. :camby
king shit :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 14, 2019, 06:52:02 PM
Spoiled motherfuckers. Crazy chicks are sexy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tripon on December 14, 2019, 07:57:12 PM
Quote from: filler on December 14, 2019, 12:35:18 PM
https://twitter.com/Lizz/status/1205389797218340864

 ::)
https://twitter.com/Lizz/status/1205649420257116160

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 14, 2019, 08:03:08 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 14, 2019, 12:39:19 PM
Goddamn 😍 as a 5'4 lil bitch, dreams can come true
https://twitter.com/MStoneHennessee/status/1205624358129033216

 :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 14, 2019, 08:22:39 PM
Quote from: filler on December 14, 2019, 08:03:08 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 14, 2019, 12:39:19 PM
Goddamn 😍 as a 5'4 lil bitch, dreams can come true
https://twitter.com/MStoneHennessee/status/1205624358129033216

 :gurl

In and out like the wind
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 14, 2019, 09:21:38 PM
When I was out of the country I spent a night at my SO's family's house.

At dinner her dad went on a rant about "rapacious landlords" but I just smiled and didn't say anything.

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tbt.gif)

Then at breakfast her mom tried to distinguish between good and bad landlords while discussing something completely different. Again I just smiled and didn't say anything.

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tbt.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 15, 2019, 06:35:31 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on December 13, 2019, 08:07:51 AM
If you’re serious about your lady friend, then delete tinder you fuck.

i thought we weren't allowed to use the term 'lady friend' anymore  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 15, 2019, 09:38:27 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on December 15, 2019, 06:35:31 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on December 13, 2019, 08:07:51 AM
If you’re serious about your lady friend, then delete tinder you fuck.

i thought we weren't allowed to use the term 'lady friend' anymore  :doge

https://youtu.be/FE50uB9YL3A

Special lady :nope

Fucking lady friend :ohyeah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 15, 2019, 09:43:58 AM
Got a few quality matches already, tinder is a lot easier when you aren’t having to sell a poly lifestyle 😂
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on December 15, 2019, 09:45:20 AM
Time to change your name to PussyPussyPussy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 15, 2019, 09:47:18 AM
You know I already lived that life in my early 20s before I got married, just need to find a cuddly stoner girl lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on December 15, 2019, 09:11:04 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 14, 2019, 12:39:19 PM
Goddamn 😍 as a 5'4 lil bitch, dreams can come true

https://mobile.twitter.com/eedrk/status/1196500722587557890
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 15, 2019, 09:24:40 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/eedrk/status/1196500812739960832
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 16, 2019, 06:23:48 AM
Lol @ dating a giant

Anyway, what's the best way to uncrush yourself from someone  :brain

I thought just not thinking about it would help but then I saw her in the city over the weekend and my heart was like BOOM

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 16, 2019, 10:34:04 AM
A woman who has half a foot on you going to town on top is as close to death by snoo snoo that doesn't involve pegging
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 16, 2019, 01:25:12 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 16, 2019, 06:23:48 AM
Lol @ dating a giant

Anyway, what's the best way to uncrush yourself from someone  :brain

I thought just not thinking about it would help but then I saw her in the city over the weekend and my heart was like BOOM
think about them with a bad case of the shits. think of the sounds, their face, the putrid smell and them accidentally making a mess of themselves in bed in the middle of the night. Draw a picture of it in MS Paint. Write a bed time story about it and then force yourself to read it when you see them or when your dick starts to stiffen up at the thought of them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 16, 2019, 01:48:45 PM
That... is extremely helpful advice. :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on December 16, 2019, 05:40:46 PM
Unless it morphs into a fetish  :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 17, 2019, 05:40:27 AM
Lol that might work
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on December 17, 2019, 10:10:09 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 16, 2019, 10:34:04 AM
A woman who has half a foot on you going to town on top is as close to death by snoo snoo that doesn't involve pegging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkZBUZALVps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 17, 2019, 11:26:30 AM
I can confirm it dont work

When she's like explaining something about work to me and I look her in the eye. I start to smile... Then I see that the more I smile she starts to smile. Is this just basic human behaviour like when you yawn or hear somebody yawn they yawn or you yawn too?

I tried imagining her in the worst ways but it hasnt really helped me one bit. Then she was asking me like three times today " Are you going to the christmas drink/gettogether tomorrow?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 17, 2019, 11:52:25 AM
No, no, you give YOURSELF awful diarrhea and think of her during
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 17, 2019, 12:08:44 PM
Well she's like my boss dude fuck 😂

But yeah christmas drinks tomorrow, we'll see what happens
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 17, 2019, 01:07:26 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 17, 2019, 12:08:44 PM
she's like my boss
:existential

I need to read this thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 17, 2019, 01:22:45 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 17, 2019, 12:08:44 PM
Well she's like my boss dude fuck 😂

But yeah christmas drinks tomorrow, we'll see what happens
ask her to give you a raise  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 17, 2019, 01:33:20 PM
Haha you're right, Im being super wishy washy, should be more bolder. She's not off-limits, she's like the head of our 6 person team. So while officially she's not my boss, she reports our team stuff to my/our department head boss who is in charge of the entire department.

So I should just man the fuck up, flirt with her tomorrow and see where that takes me. I gotta make some sort of move, because even if she's not interested I can leave this feeling behind and focus on work.

I just don't want to fuckup our team atmosphere. It's always a great atmosphere, we all get along well and there's no rotten apples in the team. Pretty crazy considering in most of my jobs Ive had to work with an asshole or bitch or two. So yea..

Gotta man the fuck up!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 17, 2019, 01:57:03 PM
While I think "don't shit where you eat" is too liberally applied, it does feel applicable for someone who was unemployed in recent memory.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 17, 2019, 02:08:32 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on December 17, 2019, 01:58:15 PM
yeah just man up and be a little bold, the only problem is that you’re not trying your hardest

you already tried adjusting the level of your smile to see if she would smile back

it’s only natural that all you have to do next is ask your boss if she explicitly wants to go on a date

let’s man up mmr, i have confidence in u!!

Well, no I didnt ' try adjusting my smile '. It's just, when she talks to me I get a smile , and she's looking at me seeing me smile at her, she starts smiling back more and more during the convo. I dunno. Maybe Im just explaining it weirdly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 17, 2019, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: Kara on December 17, 2019, 01:57:03 PM
While I think "don't shit where you eat" is too liberally applied, it does feel applicable for someone who was unemployed in recent memory.

Exactly what had been going through my mind, the job is more important to me than dating her. Which is why I proposed to meet up after the temp job was supposed to be done. Now they are gonna renew my contract until next year  :D. Happy about that ofcourse!

Problem is I've already developed some kind of crush for her, and I have to see her on a daily basis.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 17, 2019, 02:44:51 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 17, 2019, 02:07:13 PM
lol, that was probably bad advice
“Choke your boss”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 17, 2019, 03:14:31 PM
Get a neck tattoo of her name
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 17, 2019, 04:11:55 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 17, 2019, 02:44:51 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 17, 2019, 02:07:13 PM
lol, that was probably bad advice
“Choke your boss”

Shit who doesnt fantasize about that  ??? :brain
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 18, 2019, 02:51:00 AM
https://twitter.com/iamlittlejj/status/1207100721365241856

 ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 12:18:03 PM
Ok supposedly she was annoyed at something I did at work today according to my collegue, and apparantly she said

"According to people im supposed to be interested in mmarsu romantically but I dont know about that'

And right now at the christmas party shes talking to everyone but mr regardless of inviting me three times yesterday

Fml and fuck this then
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 18, 2019, 12:25:28 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 12:18:03 PM
Ok supposedly she was annoyed at something I did at work today according to my collegue, and apparantly she said

"According to people im supposed to be interested in mmarsu romantically but I dont know about that'

And right now at the christmas party shes talking to everyone but mr regardless of inviting me three times yesterday

Fml and fuck this then

smoke a spliff you be alright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on December 18, 2019, 01:44:10 PM
Well at least now you know and don't have to wonder if she's into you or not. Plus you don't have to worry about how a relationship with her would affect your work situation. Onwards and upwards son!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 18, 2019, 02:02:58 PM
Still ask her about choking, just to be sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 04:38:22 PM
Ok guys

I asked her

I was at the christmas party just chilling, in my new outfit by h&m, even tho she invited me to the christmas party she was talking with diff peeps all the time. At the end it was me amd 3 other coworkers, I said lets go out for some drinks so we agreed and we all went for drinks

After drinks I walked her home, then said listen I really gptta talk to you before she went home

I told her listen you remember when I asked you to go out for drinks about three months ago, I kinda said like lets wait till we aint collegues no more, you said ok..but now my contract has been renewed and I still think ur the shit, wanna get to know you outside work

Basically she said she said I was a nice guys good collegue but she wasnt interested romantically

I said I didnt really believe her because she agreed to go out for drinks months ago, she said well I figured Id go out for drinks and then Id know if im interested, but im not anymore.

So I said ok thats cool I gotta respect that gave her a kiss on the cheek a hug and went my marry way, she said cu tomorrow at work

Shit sucks but at least I have a few Happn matches who are good lookin
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 05:08:33 PM
What man at least I was honest I just said I think ur awesome I think we should hook up after work

if not thats all good i dont care ill find someone else
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 18, 2019, 05:11:00 PM
Did I fucking stutter when I said ask her about choking? You blew it breh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 05:16:04 PM
I just said I didnt really believe her lol cause she already agreed to getting drinks before

she said like yea I just though Id go out for drinks with you, then id know if Id be interested or not

I was like :????? wwhujt she sayin but no worries man Im chilling in my new c rib im lookin good regardless I aint worried

I thought I was crushing on this girl but I just needed to say my piece. If she was down for a date itbe dope but cant get this get to me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 18, 2019, 05:22:03 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 05:16:04 PM
I just said I didnt really believe her lol cause she already agreed to getting drinks before

she said like yea I just though Id go out for drinks with you, then id know if Id be interested or not

I was like :????? wwhujt she sayin but no worries man Im chilling in my new c rib im lookin good regardless I aint worried

I thought I was crushing on this girl but I just needed to say my piece. If she was down for a date itbe dope but cant get this get to me

She never liked you dude.

Women lie all the time because they think youll murder them and you sort of give off those vibes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 05:24:21 PM
well shit nah man I dont give off those vibes that isnt even possible

im a pretty okay duder I just think too much about all this shit

fine if she never liked me at least I got a straight answer I wont push it any further Ill just focus on other chicks

This happn chick with tattoos liked me before I liked her so I asked her out for drinks instead
Lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 05:44:33 PM
strangelegy I actuallyt feel alot bhetter

might be the whiskey thio  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2019, 06:10:23 PM
You're not a murderer, you're just a sperglar.

So many sleepless nights I've had thinking about my cringe moments. Denial and obsession, rinse and repeat. I'm pretty sure I speak for everybody in thanking you for your contribution to the cringe curve by telling your boss to break down for you why she's not interested.

You died for our sins.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 06:19:22 PM
well she didnyt acytually explainm shit

n o skin off my back tho


I goit my liquid swords and my shogun assassin poster up in my new c rib chilolin like  availlain
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on December 18, 2019, 06:54:05 PM
:jeb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 18, 2019, 07:00:59 PM
If that exchange was even half as awkward in real life as it was to read then I’d be looking for another job. Everyone is going to know about that shit. It sounds like you work with fucking teenagers though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 18, 2019, 07:03:15 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 18, 2019, 07:00:59 PM
If that exchange was even half as awkward in real life as it was to read then I’d be looking for another job. Everyone is going to know about that shit. It sounds like you work with fucking teenagers though.

Plot twist: He is and his boss is a decade younger.

Quote from: brawndolicious on December 18, 2019, 06:10:23 PM
You're not a murderer, you're just a sperglar.

So many sleepless nights I've had thinking about my cringe moments. Denial and obsession, rinse and repeat. I'm pretty sure I speak for everybody in thanking you for your contribution to the cringe curve by telling your boss to break down for you why she's not interested.

You died for our sins.

Brothers in cringe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 18, 2019, 10:32:27 PM
I’m going out with an 18 y/o this weekend, she’s down to do acid for the first time w/ me, and she’s coming back to my place to “crash” after we go to a rave thing.

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 18, 2019, 11:47:18 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 18, 2019, 11:01:45 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 06:19:22 PM
I goit my liquid swords and my shogun assassin poster up in my new c rib chilolin like  availlain

Motherfuckin' newsfeed this shit I'm wheezing

outfit one >> that one
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 03:42:12 AM
Dafuq why shouldnt I be able to speak my piece cmon bro's

I said nothing weird or cringy or strange. Just said I thought she was awesome

If she aint feeling it then fine by me. I asked nicely but not in a jerky manner

If I never do anything I wont get anywhere at least I spoke my mind
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2019, 05:37:52 AM
mm is totally Tyrell Wellick of Mr.Robot without the cash infusion. Just needs to find the right chica to choke
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 06:10:07 AM
breh you sounded wrecked when you wrote that. Be careful you don't have the old whisky goggles on

Like you may have thought you are acting like some James Bond, but really you're acting like Paul Blart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 07:39:35 AM
Yeah I got more fucked up as I had gotten home though, cause I smoked a blunt and puked my guts out after that

I hate alcohol I have to say

But im pretty sure I was able to word a coherent sentence to her at that time at least 🤔😂. Oh well it doesnt matter now does it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 10:02:13 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 04:38:22 PM
outfit by h&m,
There is where you went wrong tbh :hhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 18, 2019, 10:32:27 PM
I’m going out with an 18 y/o this weekend, she’s down to do acid for the first time w/ me, and she’s coming back to my place to “crash” after we go to a rave thing.

 :doge
You’re gonna be “that guy” in a year lmao
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2019, 10:14:34 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 18, 2019, 10:32:27 PM
I’m going out with an 18 y/o this weekend, she’s down to do acid for the first time w/ me, and she’s coming back to my place to “crash” after we go to a rave thing.

 :doge
You’re gonna be “that guy” in a year lmao

alright alright alright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 10:35:58 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 10:02:13 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 04:38:22 PM
outfit by h&m,
There is where you went wrong tbh :hhh

hehe nothing wrong with a nice dress shirt

khaki jeans

white adidas sneakers
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 10:39:51 AM
Quote from: riotous on December 18, 2019, 10:37:51 PM
Check ID and have fun.

No, dont check ID so you have plausible deniability
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 19, 2019, 10:42:21 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 10:35:58 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 10:02:13 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 04:38:22 PM
outfit by h&m,
There is where you went wrong tbh :hhh

hehe nothing wrong with a nice dress shirt

khaki jeans

white adidas sneakers

:jeanluc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 11:49:56 AM
Lol how am I forcing anyone into anything?

I always seem to find some weird shit itt. What exactly is cringy about speaking your mind? I just didnt believe her saying that. Am I not allowed to not believe her? I didnt go on about it, she said she wasnt interested romantically and I told her ok I gotta respect that and I did. I gave her a kiss on the cheek and a hug and gtfo.

Not like I forced her into anything she didnt want. But Im not gonna not say something, if I feel something then why hide it? In the end I feel a lot better for at least knowing her standpoint on it.

Just because she's sortof my boss (but not really my boss) doesnt make it more or less awkward or cringy. She's just a nerdy girl who's the same age as me, likes a bunch of the same shit I like but just so happens to have a steady contract.

Doesnt make her a fucking angel or something to worship and never speak your mind. I felt like I was straight up, we talked about it, she didnt flinch to say her mind as well.

If it was super cringy Id admit it, like that roses shit I did. In this case I just said listen I dig you, she said she didnt like me romantically, I said ok well I find that kinda hard to believe, she explained it to me and I said well aight im gonna respect that and bailed out.

You are making this sound like a big weird issue when its not. I didnt beg for anything. I just said what I said. I didnt force her into an uncomfortable discussion. She knew I liked her already is what you said, so wouldnt it be weirder to never act upon any of that and sit there like a lil bitch never speaking about what I feel in my gut?

Btw at work she just acted friendly and I did the same. Ofcourse I would never bring this up at work. But it was a bit akward today, which might be just in my head or not.

She also thanked me last night when I told her she's awesome etc, I said cmon dont thank me lol she was like well its always a compliment if someone wants to date you..

So I dont think she was super cringed out. Dont forget she had whiskey as well and was honest af.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 11:59:36 AM
 MMaRsu, you're making us all uncomfortable

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 12:05:00 PM
Lol I didnt force anyone. I said listen I really gotta talk to you about something. She had the choice to keep walking home I would never force her.

This is like some US > Europe gap or something.

There is 0 wrong with telling someone how you feel.

I didnt rape her with my feelings

Jesus christ Rioutous
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 12:05:52 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2019, 11:58:24 AM
You forced her into a conversation.    You don't seem to grasp that making someone repeatedly explain to you that they aren't romantically into you is an uncomfortable situation for most people, particularly women.

What do you mean repeteatedly?

I said I didnt really believe her when she said she wasnt interested.

She explained

I said Im gonna respect that

I bailed out

I dont get your weird shit about me forcing her into anything
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 12:24:57 PM
Ok well lets just agree to disagree. I didnt really gossip, a few women talked to me about her and how when I started working there people were like hmm maybe he's something for you? So yeah apparantly she heard from multiple people that she was supposed to like me or whatever. I never put that out there.

The fact I jokingly asked her for drinks in front of collegues, and she laughed it off (this does have to do with uncomfortable) might as well have to do with me saying this in front of others.

Oh no I actually communicated with her like a human being and told her how I felt. How fucking cringeworthy right? The fuck man 😂

All in all, why would it matter if she's comfortable or not? I was uncomfortable too, trying to dance on a tightrope between flirting with her and not risking my job.

If she liked me it wouldnt even be an issue, and there would be bothing wrong with what I said to her. Or the way I said it.

At least now I have a straight answer. So what if she was a litle uncomfortable? Is that the end of the world? Does that make me a cringy fuck? No ofcourse not.

Real life isnt so simple, uncomfort does not mean that you cannot try tp communicate with eachother on a straight front.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 12:26:30 PM
But thx for trying to make me feel like some sort of autistic moron who isnt able to have a straight convo with someone without making them uncomfortable 😅. Not as if this doesnt already suck, glad to have you pile on an making me feel like I forced her into something
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 12:32:47 PM
I guess I mindraped her with my feelings and words

 ;)

Also I read that in dunkeys voice somehow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 12:34:27 PM
itt people don't understand dutch directness
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on December 19, 2019, 12:44:30 PM
dutch directdick :o

give it to em :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 12:53:55 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 18, 2019, 10:32:27 PM
I’m going out with an 18 y/o this weekend, she’s down to do acid for the first time w/ me, and she’s coming back to my place to “crash” after we go to a rave thing.

 :doge
You’re gonna be “that guy” in a year lmao
I didn’t even tell you all about the 15 y/o that propositioned me for sex lol...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i turned her down btw because I’m not a total piece of shit  :doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 12:57:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 12:53:55 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 18, 2019, 10:32:27 PM
I’m going out with an 18 y/o this weekend, she’s down to do acid for the first time w/ me, and she’s coming back to my place to “crash” after we go to a rave thing.

 :doge
You’re gonna be “that guy” in a year lmao
I didn’t even tell you all about the 15 y/o that propositioned me for sex lol...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i turned her down btw because I’m not a total piece of shit  :doge
[close]

How old are you and how old do you look?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 01:04:54 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2019, 12:43:40 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 12:26:30 PM
But thx for trying to make me feel like some sort of autistic moron who isnt able to have a straight convo with someone without making them uncomfortable 😅. Not as if this doesnt already suck, glad to have you pile on an making me feel like I forced her into something

It ain't about making you feel worse dude.

Enjoy your dry dick pity party though. 

Dufus has your back!

I know but I feel like you are making it sound way worse than what actually happened tho.

This is not like that roses and chocking shit, I admit that was fucked up.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 01:05:07 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 12:57:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 12:53:55 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 18, 2019, 10:32:27 PM
I’m going out with an 18 y/o this weekend, she’s down to do acid for the first time w/ me, and she’s coming back to my place to “crash” after we go to a rave thing.

 :doge
You’re gonna be “that guy” in a year lmao
I didn’t even tell you all about the 15 y/o that propositioned me for sex lol...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i turned her down btw because I’m not a total piece of shit  :doge
[close]

How old are you and how old do you look?
29 but people say I look young for my age.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 01:10:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 01:05:07 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 12:57:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 12:53:55 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 18, 2019, 10:32:27 PM
I’m going out with an 18 y/o this weekend, she’s down to do acid for the first time w/ me, and she’s coming back to my place to “crash” after we go to a rave thing.

 :doge
You’re gonna be “that guy” in a year lmao
I didn’t even tell you all about the 15 y/o that propositioned me for sex lol...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i turned her down btw because I’m not a total piece of shit  :doge
[close]

How old are you and how old do you look?
29 but people say I look young for my age.

Why are you hanging out with 15 year olds

 :gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on December 19, 2019, 01:33:52 PM
This thread reaffirmed me that I‘m only the second worst guy in the world when it comes to reading/interpreting signals. :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on December 19, 2019, 01:42:29 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2019, 10:43:11 AM


Don't force women into uncomfortable conversations because you want one last chance to beg for their affections.

FACT CHECK: I am sure she will appreciate the awkwardness of this exchange, Women can be cringe aficionados as well. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 02:05:22 PM
nice plot arc, contrasts against the mormatale nicely
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 02:24:35 PM
Atra out here attempting to bang an 18YO to get over possum girl huh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 02:26:10 PM
between that and the 15-year-old bit I'm seeing there is a hackle-raising twist
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 02:26:24 PM
destroy dat teen pussy, atra! :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 03:20:42 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 01:10:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 01:05:07 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 12:57:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 12:53:55 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 18, 2019, 10:32:27 PM
I’m going out with an 18 y/o this weekend, she’s down to do acid for the first time w/ me, and she’s coming back to my place to “crash” after we go to a rave thing.

 :doge
You’re gonna be “that guy” in a year lmao
I didn’t even tell you all about the 15 y/o that propositioned me for sex lol...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i turned her down btw because I’m not a total piece of shit  :doge
[close]

How old are you and how old do you look?
29 but people say I look young for my age.

Why are you hanging out with 15 year olds

 :gurl
I’m not. They keep flocking to me for some odd reason.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 19, 2019, 03:21:08 PM
nicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on December 19, 2019, 03:24:24 PM
Brag about attracting 15 year olds, brehs :jeb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 03:27:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 03:20:42 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 01:10:06 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 01:05:07 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 12:57:25 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 12:53:55 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 18, 2019, 10:32:27 PM
I’m going out with an 18 y/o this weekend, she’s down to do acid for the first time w/ me, and she’s coming back to my place to “crash” after we go to a rave thing.

 :doge
You’re gonna be “that guy” in a year lmao
I didn’t even tell you all about the 15 y/o that propositioned me for sex lol...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i turned her down btw because I’m not a total piece of shit  :doge
[close]

How old are you and how old do you look?
29 but people say I look young for my age.

Why are you hanging out with 15 year olds

 :gurl
I’m not. They keep flocking to me for some odd reason.  :doge

Oh, my God, that's disgusting! Teen girls soliciting sex with you? Where? Tell me where so I can avoid those locations.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 19, 2019, 03:28:20 PM
Drug czar. Snubbed for a heroin addict. Pedo Ephebophile.

Cant wait for the next low in the Atra saga :jeb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 03:28:29 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on December 19, 2019, 03:24:24 PM
Brag about attracting 15 year olds, brehs :jeb
I’m just stating facts breh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 03:38:46 PM
In all seriousness where do you live that your dating choices are addicts, young teens, and people who think possums are pets?

Im guessing Ohio?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 03:51:58 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 03:38:46 PM
In all seriousness where do you live that your dating choices are addicts, young teens, and people who think possums are pets?

Im guessing Ohio?
Upstate South Carolina
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 03:54:17 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 03:51:58 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 03:38:46 PM
In all seriousness where do you live that your dating choices are addicts, young teens, and people who think possums are pets?

Im guessing Ohio?
Upstate South Carolina

Eh close enough

How did this come about? Did she have a fake profile age on tinder?

Also I love the "your time window to meet me there"

Damn. Nice an assertive. Daddy Atra in charge.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
if thats her shes not bad
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 03:56:30 PM
Yeah, her profile said 21.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 03:59:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 03:56:30 PM
Yeah, her profile said 21.

Pretty bold of her

Someone should tell her parents
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 03:59:51 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 03:56:30 PM
Yeah, her profile said 21.

Pretty bold of her

Someone should tell her parents
Her mom was gonna let her borrow her car to come see me.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 04:12:04 PM
 :jared Hello officer, this thread right here. Oblivion is the only one that can save us know and that’s depressing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:16:08 PM
.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 19, 2019, 04:20:37 PM
Mods help.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 04:21:11 PM
I don't understand why you need to share those but okay?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 04:21:35 PM
She could stand to lose a few pounds

And those eyebrows  :nope


She reminds me of my cousin actually. She got knocked up at 17 and never told anyone who the father of the kid was.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on December 19, 2019, 04:22:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:16:08 PM
.

All I can guage from this is she'd be way cuter if she gained 20 pounds and didn't come across as a dumb pixie cunt.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on December 19, 2019, 04:22:29 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 04:21:11 PM
I don't understand why you need to share those but okay?

Because he wants the attention
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 04:22:37 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 04:21:35 PM
She could stand to lose a few pounds

And those eyebrows  :nope


She reminds me of my cousin actually. She got knocked up at 17 and never told anyone who the father of the kid was.

You’re the father aren’t you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 04:23:20 PM
Quote from: mormapope on December 19, 2019, 04:22:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:16:08 PM
.

All I can guage from this is she'd be way cuter if she gained 20 pounds and didn't come across as a dumb pixie cunt.

da fuck

 :confused :confused :confused
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 04:24:34 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 04:22:37 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 04:21:35 PM
She could stand to lose a few pounds

And those eyebrows  :nope


She reminds me of my cousin actually. She got knocked up at 17 and never told anyone who the father of the kid was.

You’re the father aren’t you?

That would be a great twist, but no, shes 4 years older than me and is fat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on December 19, 2019, 04:25:40 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 04:23:20 PM
Quote from: mormapope on December 19, 2019, 04:22:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:16:08 PM
.

All I can guage from this is she'd be way cuter if she gained 20 pounds and didn't come across as a dumb pixie cunt.

da fuck

 :confused :confused :confused

Verified BBW is my most watched porn search, and in real life, I mainly like to fuck around with thick/BBW women.

In fact, in shape blonde women in bikinis is borderline repulsive to me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on December 19, 2019, 04:26:30 PM
this new development

:iface
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 04:26:35 PM
Quote from: mormapope on December 19, 2019, 04:25:40 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 04:23:20 PM
Quote from: mormapope on December 19, 2019, 04:22:04 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:16:08 PM
.

All I can guage from this is she'd be way cuter if she gained 20 pounds and didn't come across as a dumb pixie cunt.

da fuck

 :confused :confused :confused

Verified BBW is my most watched porn search, and in real life, I mainly like to fuck around with thick/BBW women.

We got a feeder!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:27:24 PM
Quote from: curly on December 19, 2019, 04:22:29 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 04:21:11 PM
I don't understand why you need to share those but okay?

Because he wants the attention
:awesome
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 04:28:03 PM
It makes me sad that in all my years here, I only just started reading this thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 04:29:09 PM
containment forum
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on December 19, 2019, 04:29:28 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 19, 2019, 04:26:40 PM
yeah we get it dawg but it ain't the time to talk about that when referring to some 15 year old girl.

Is she the 15 year old?!

I don't want this thread cancelled by the FBI or pedo investigators. The show can't get cancelled yet.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 04:30:37 PM
Bros it’s cool, they only took acid  :-* :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:37:04 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 04:30:37 PM
Bros it’s cool, they only took acid  :-* :-*
Dose 18 y/o’s with illegal substances brehz

tbh, I’m doing god’s work.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 04:37:10 PM
I will wait to see Atra on Chris Hansen’s youtube channel with acid, condoms and some mikes hard lemonade
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 04:43:19 PM
Quote from: Dufus on December 19, 2019, 04:34:58 PM
ummmmmmmm i dont think its good to post videos of someone without their permission especially if that person is a child :doge

Why are you still acting like a bitch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 04:45:29 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:16:08 PM
.
:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on December 19, 2019, 04:46:08 PM
when did pretending to be a pedophile become the thing to do on this forum

burn the whole thing to the ground, jesus christ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 04:47:32 PM
They learned it on certain discord’s
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:47:56 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2019, 04:37:40 PM
How did she proposition you for sex?  Like how does that convo go?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 04:48:12 PM
Can we get pics of the 18 year old?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 04:49:14 PM
 :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 04:50:12 PM
Quote from: curly on December 19, 2019, 04:46:08 PM
when did pretending to be a pedophile become the thing to do on this forum

burn the whole thing to the ground, jesus christ

Reading articles about the uphill battle against men preying on little girls on social media then thread is definitely making me feel things.
None of it pleasant.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 04:50:30 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:47:56 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2019, 04:37:40 PM
How did she proposition you for sex?  Like how does that convo go?

She sent nudes didn't she

 :jared :pika
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on December 19, 2019, 04:51:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 01:05:07 PM
29 but people say I look young for my age.
:gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl

You are bald as shit. I say that with love, Atra but: I do not believe you.

Also why the fuck are you posting videos/images of a 15 year old that you've saved to your phone in this thread?


Yes, officer. This one along with James, right here.

Burn this fucking board to the ground, it's haunted.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:51:31 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 04:48:12 PM
Can we get pics of the 18 year old?
.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 04:51:45 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 04:52:14 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:51:31 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 04:48:12 PM
Can we get pics of the 18 year old?
.

You're a good man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on December 19, 2019, 04:52:19 PM
Ok maybe james is actually a pedo

Pls ban, then decapitate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on December 19, 2019, 04:52:29 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 19, 2019, 04:50:30 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you, james?

James is just playing a character, another guy is really texting 15 year olds.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 04:53:08 PM
Quote from: curly on December 19, 2019, 04:52:19 PM
Ok maybe james is actually a pedo

Pls ban, then decapitate

If wanting pics of an 18 year old makes me a pedo then lock me up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 04:53:11 PM
Atra out here posting BTS reaction gifs for this girl.

Do what you gotta do man. Say hi to Am0rix for us
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 04:53:38 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on December 19, 2019, 04:51:00 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 01:05:07 PM
29 but people say I look young for my age.
:gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl :gurl

You are bald as shit. I say that with love, Atra but: I do not believe you.

Also why the fuck are you posting videos/images of a 15 year old that you've saved to your phone in this thread?


Yes, officer. This one along with James, right here.

Burn this fucking board to the ground, it's haunted.

days like these, I feel like I understand you radfems, men  :-X
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 04:55:22 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 19, 2019, 04:54:03 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on December 19, 2019, 04:52:29 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 19, 2019, 04:50:30 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you, james?

James is just playing a character, another guy is really texting 15 year olds.  :doge

Playing a character by asking for pics and info on anything, yeah sure.

Man the fuck is wrong with this thread.

Drop the act dude, we all know you clicked the hell out of every link he's posted
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on December 19, 2019, 04:57:42 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/0lh10xgjoh921.gif?s=36f9ab8f7ec1138bfa0981ac23ee1d67d4573bb0)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 19, 2019, 04:57:57 PM
That’s creepy man I’m sorry. My niece is that age and an idiot about things like that. If someone my age was talking to her like that I would not take that kindly. Like I don’t care if she initiated it. A almost 30 male should know better.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on December 19, 2019, 04:58:12 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on December 19, 2019, 04:52:29 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 19, 2019, 04:50:30 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you, james?

James is just playing a character, another guy is really texting 15 year olds.  :doge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAlBWw6lnvo

James has had very suspect history on this board when it comes to underage women.

>Splatoon
>Encouraging Atra to post jailbait.

No. They can both fuck off, as much as I like Atra he needs to delete that shit and up his age filters or some shit if the grills in his area are lying about their age. Go for fucking cougars or some shit at this point.

Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 04:59:48 PM
Rather than reference the article, I feel it is imperative to share it.
https://medium.com/@sloane_ryan/im-a-37-year-old-mom-i-spent-seven-days-online-as-an-11-year-old-girl-here-s-what-i-learned-9825e81c8e7d?

Not a fun read, but a good, sobering read in light of this """discourse""".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:59:56 PM
I’ll delete it. I’ll delete it.

Jesus.

I’m just providing proof. That’s all.  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on December 19, 2019, 05:00:32 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 19, 2019, 04:58:08 PM
haha wow you're a really funny character. Hope you post more about nintendo is the best, squid hentai, and how you totally not really wanna fuck underage girls.

Truly a fun guy to keep around.

I didn't say that it is a good gimmick :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 05:00:40 PM
If enjoying highly polished and popular video games published by global entertainment icon Nintendo of Japan makes me wrong then I dont want to be right
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 05:00:50 PM
 :gamergate :gamergate :gamergate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:02:16 PM
 :idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on December 19, 2019, 05:02:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:59:56 PM
I’ll delete it. I’ll delete it.

Jesus.

I’m just providing proof. That’s all.  ::)

you are such a pathetic creature
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:03:07 PM
Quote from: curly on December 19, 2019, 05:02:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:59:56 PM
I’ll delete it. I’ll delete it.

Jesus.

I’m just providing proof. That’s all.  ::)

you are such a pathetic creature
I truly am a bitch.  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 05:03:55 PM
I thought this thread was about helping people not attacking them

What happened to the famous bore positivity?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 05:04:21 PM
the whiny babbies can fuck oooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffff itt  :crybaby
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 05:04:45 PM
Quote from: curly on December 19, 2019, 05:02:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:59:56 PM
I’ll delete it. I’ll delete it.

Jesus.

I’m just providing proof. That’s all.  ::)

you are such a pathetic creature

Since we're going all in on this. Considering his manipulation persona he was proud of not so long ago of playing with insecurities of people.
This is ringing preying-on-the-vulnerable alarm bells right now. Vulnerable kids.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:05:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 03:51:58 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 03:38:46 PM
In all seriousness where do you live that your dating choices are addicts, young teens, and people who think possums are pets?

Im guessing Ohio?
Upstate South Carolina

https://imgur.com/a/yLEXTVq
Also, I’m requoting this again because peeps are bandwagoning/assuming I wanted to bang a 15 y/o. She lied about her age on her tinder brehs..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 05:06:02 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 05:04:45 PM
Quote from: curly on December 19, 2019, 05:02:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:59:56 PM
I’ll delete it. I’ll delete it.

Jesus.

I’m just providing proof. That’s all.  ::)

you are such a pathetic creature

Since we're going all in on this. Considering his manipulation persona he was proud of not so long ago of playing with insecurities of people.
This is ringing preying-on-the-vulnerable alarm bells right now. Vulnerable kids.

If she listed her age as 21, and he ended conversation as soon as he found out her real age, what exactly did he do wrong?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 05:06:09 PM
When your sex mixtape contains the wheels on the bus and baby shark it’s probably time to stop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 05:06:44 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 05:06:02 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 05:04:45 PM
Quote from: curly on December 19, 2019, 05:02:21 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 04:59:56 PM
I’ll delete it. I’ll delete it.

Jesus.

I’m just providing proof. That’s all.  ::)

Post texts and her pictures on a forum gloating?

you are such a pathetic creature

Since we're going all in on this. Considering his manipulation persona he was proud of not so long ago of playing with insecurities of people.
This is ringing preying-on-the-vulnerable alarm bells right now. Vulnerable kids.

If she listed her age as 21, and he ended conversation as soon as he found out her real age, what exactly did he do wrong?

Post pictures of her on an Internet forum?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on December 19, 2019, 05:07:09 PM
and you shared her vids on here after she told you she was 15 you weasel
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:07:58 PM
Quote from: curly on December 19, 2019, 05:07:09 PM
and you shared her vids on here after she told you she was 15 you weasel
cuz I’m an attention/drama whore   :-*  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 05:09:36 PM
Maybe be more upset that tinder has no age verification system? Like you can't even rent a fucking scooter without proving your 18 by scanning an id, but tinder has nothing?

Or what about the parents? Why do children have iPhones? What kind of house is she in that a 15 year old can take a car out at 9pm to meet an internet stranger?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 05:10:55 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 05:09:36 PM
Maybe be more upset that tinder has no age verification system? Like you can't even rent a fucking scooter without proving your 18 by scanning an id, but tinder has nothing?

Or what about the parents? Why do children have iPhones? What kind of house is she in that a 15 year old can take a car out at 9pm to meet an internet stranger?

Potential victim blaming. James stop. Go back to the inklings
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 19, 2019, 05:11:07 PM
So are a lot of 15 year old girls, so I can see the attraction
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 05:12:25 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 05:10:55 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 05:09:36 PM
Maybe be more upset that tinder has no age verification system? Like you can't even rent a fucking scooter without proving your 18 by scanning an id, but tinder has nothing?

Or what about the parents? Why do children have iPhones? What kind of house is she in that a 15 year old can take a car out at 9pm to meet an internet stranger?

Potential victim blaming. James stop. Go back to the inklings

Potential victim blaming? Are you serious? That's weak even by era standards.

You're acting like the dude volunteers at summer camp. He's using a popular dating app.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on December 19, 2019, 05:12:51 PM
This thread was way better when only legal females were posted here  :-\

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 05:14:00 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 05:09:36 PM
Maybe be more upset that tinder has no age verification system? Like you can't even rent a fucking scooter without proving your 18 by scanning an id, but tinder has nothing?

Or what about the parents? Why do children have iPhones? What kind of house is she in that a 15 year old can take a car out at 9pm to meet an internet stranger?

Lock down the kids because grown ass men can't be held accountable for their actions
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 05:14:25 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 05:12:25 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 05:10:55 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 05:09:36 PM
Maybe be more upset that tinder has no age verification system? Like you can't even rent a fucking scooter without proving your 18 by scanning an id, but tinder has nothing?

Or what about the parents? Why do children have iPhones? What kind of house is she in that a 15 year old can take a car out at 9pm to meet an internet stranger?

Potential victim blaming. James stop. Go back to the inklings

Potential victim blaming? Are you serious? That's weak even by era standards.

You're acting like the dude volunteers at summer camp. He's using a popular dating app.

Atra can add that to his saga anytime...

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 19, 2019, 05:14:48 PM
Thanks for ruining the thread again, Atra. I almost long for the days when you'd subject us to shitty, go nowhere stories
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 05:15:03 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 05:14:00 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 05:09:36 PM
Maybe be more upset that tinder has no age verification system? Like you can't even rent a fucking scooter without proving your 18 by scanning an id, but tinder has nothing?

Or what about the parents? Why do children have iPhones? What kind of house is she in that a 15 year old can take a car out at 9pm to meet an internet stranger?

Lock down the kids because grown ass men can't be held accountable for their actions

Yeah they absolutely should be locked the fuck down. What's wrong with you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 05:16:23 PM
I’m gonna go choke a legal age woman who agrees to said choking to cleanse this thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 05:18:00 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/3ernlas.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on December 19, 2019, 05:18:25 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 05:29:11 PM
onlyregret the pedo doesn't want to restrict children from adult dating apps  :yikes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:30:07 PM
Anywho, can’t wait to have perfectly legal sex with an 18 y/o this Friday.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 19, 2019, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 04:47:32 PM
They learned it on certain discord’s

Atra must have gotten infected while he was working on the duckroll investigation a few years ago.

Stare into the abyss too long brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 05:35:28 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:30:07 PM
Anywho, can’t wait to have perfectly legal sex with an 18 y/o this Friday.  :doge

Double check tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on December 19, 2019, 05:36:27 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2019, 05:22:01 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 05:14:00 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 05:09:36 PM
Maybe be more upset that tinder has no age verification system? Like you can't even rent a fucking scooter without proving your 18 by scanning an id, but tinder has nothing?

Or what about the parents? Why do children have iPhones? What kind of house is she in that a 15 year old can take a car out at 9pm to meet an internet stranger?

Lock down the kids because grown ass men can't be held accountable for their actions

Yes children need to be protected from creepy adults.

Really weird place to take this convo, James is a creepy fuck but age verification for Tinder isn’t victim blaming lol

The only verification system that required any actual verification in my experience was AdultFriendFinder  :doge

A checkbox that confirms you're old enough wouldn't change anything imo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 19, 2019, 05:36:31 PM
Quote from: Kara on December 19, 2019, 05:14:48 PM
Thanks for ruining the thread again, Atra. I almost long for the days when you'd subject us to shitty, go nowhere stories
Oh I think those days are coming back.
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:30:07 PM
Anywho, can’t wait to have perfectly legal sex with an 18 y/o this Friday.  :doge


 I’m just kidding. Have fun with the drugged up 18 year old.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:37:11 PM
I’m gonna be drugged too  ::)

And if she doesn’t want to have sex then I’ll be a gentleman and take her home once the acid wears off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 05:37:54 PM
Quote from: mormapope on December 19, 2019, 05:36:27 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2019, 05:22:01 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 05:14:00 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 05:09:36 PM
Maybe be more upset that tinder has no age verification system? Like you can't even rent a fucking scooter without proving your 18 by scanning an id, but tinder has nothing?

Or what about the parents? Why do children have iPhones? What kind of house is she in that a 15 year old can take a car out at 9pm to meet an internet stranger?

Lock down the kids because grown ass men can't be held accountable for their actions

Yes children need to be protected from creepy adults.

Really weird place to take this convo, James is a creepy fuck but age verification for Tinder isn’t victim blaming lol

The only verification system that required any actual verification in my experience was AdultFriendFinder  :doge

A checkbox that confirms you're old enough wouldn't change anything imo.

As i said, renting a lime scooter requires scanning your driver license or passport to prove you're over 18.

We have the technology
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: mormapope on December 19, 2019, 05:36:27 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2019, 05:22:01 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 05:14:00 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 05:09:36 PM
Maybe be more upset that tinder has no age verification system? Like you can't even rent a fucking scooter without proving your 18 by scanning an id, but tinder has nothing?

Or what about the parents? Why do children have iPhones? What kind of house is she in that a 15 year old can take a car out at 9pm to meet an internet stranger?

Lock down the kids because grown ass men can't be held accountable for their actions

Yes children need to be protected from creepy adults.

Really weird place to take this convo, James is a creepy fuck but age verification for Tinder isn’t victim blaming lol

The only verification system that required any actual verification in my experience was AdultFriendFinder  :doge

A checkbox that confirms you're old enough wouldn't change anything imo.
adultfriendfinder  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 19, 2019, 05:54:55 PM
You cannot convince me that james doesn't jack off to 11 year old girls on the regular.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 19, 2019, 05:57:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:37:11 PM
I’m gonna be drugged too  ::)

And if she doesn’t want to have sex then I’ll be a gentleman and take her home once the acid wears off.

Probably a better idea to ask her about it before you both drop out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 19, 2019, 05:58:35 PM
Well I’m doing good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 05:59:33 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 19, 2019, 05:54:55 PM
You cannot convince me that james doesn't jack off to 11 year old girls on the regular.

similar vibes rn

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/501/966/507.jpg)

(https://pics.me.me/pumpkin-fright-drpizza-boing-boing-boingboing-1h-ars-technica-writer-57826764.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:59:51 PM
Quote from: Kara on December 19, 2019, 05:57:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:37:11 PM
I’m gonna be drugged too  ::)

And if she doesn’t want to have sex then I’ll be a gentleman and take her home once the acid wears off.

Probably a better idea to ask her about it before you both drop out.
She already told me she was down to trip. I’m not surprising her with anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on December 19, 2019, 06:02:28 PM
i'm never gonna make fun of rahx again. mans is 1000x better than the competitors in this thread :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: nachobro on December 19, 2019, 06:02:28 PM
i'm never gonna make fun of rahx again. mans is 1000x better than the competitors in this thread :yuck

I was feeling that way for Nintex. At least he's only a danger to himself.
I think.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on December 19, 2019, 06:05:46 PM
also tbf atra is southern, has drugs, and wishes desperately he was someone else. we should have all seen this turn into weird "cool guy" pedo guy coming.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 06:08:45 PM
James : tinder should use every technology at their disposal to prevent minors from becoming victims

Other fine bore posters : how dare you you're the pedo you're the pedo

 :mindblown
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 19, 2019, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:59:51 PM
Quote from: Kara on December 19, 2019, 05:57:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:37:11 PM
I’m gonna be drugged too  ::)

And if she doesn’t want to have sex then I’ll be a gentleman and take her home once the acid wears off.

Probably a better idea to ask her about it before you both drop out.
She already told me she was down to trip. I’m not surprising her with anything.

Confirm consent, not confirm dropping acid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 06:13:00 PM
Quote from: Kara on December 19, 2019, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:59:51 PM
Quote from: Kara on December 19, 2019, 05:57:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:37:11 PM
I’m gonna be drugged too  ::)

And if she doesn’t want to have sex then I’ll be a gentleman and take her home once the acid wears off.

Probably a better idea to ask her about it before you both drop out.
She already told me she was down to trip. I’m not surprising her with anything.

Confirm consent, not confirm dropping acid.
That too. I’m not a rapist, guys.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 19, 2019, 06:40:17 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 06:13:00 PM
Quote from: Kara on December 19, 2019, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:59:51 PM
Quote from: Kara on December 19, 2019, 05:57:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:37:11 PM
I’m gonna be drugged too  ::)

And if she doesn’t want to have sex then I’ll be a gentleman and take her home once the acid wears off.

Probably a better idea to ask her about it before you both drop out.
She already told me she was down to trip. I’m not surprising her with anything.

Confirm consent, not confirm dropping acid.
That too. I’m not a rapist, guys.  :-\

But you're trying to be the-rapist to her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on December 19, 2019, 07:05:56 PM
Quote
James
Quote
Attra

 :isthis

are these ResetEra Members?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on December 19, 2019, 07:09:48 PM
i think atra might have been the victim in this case. chris hansen was 100% on his trail.

but still, posting the videos on here :neogaf :donot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2019, 07:27:01 PM
atra plz   :notlikethis
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 07:28:02 PM
 :birb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on December 19, 2019, 07:29:13 PM
I was wondering why there are so many new pages in this thread, I did not see this coming. Jesus christ, what exactly is wrong with women not in their teens anymore? Get outta here with this ephebophile shit, even if it is joking/attention whoring. I don't want to read about 15 year olds in the relationship thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on December 19, 2019, 08:16:23 PM
Say what you will about neogaf but at least they banned posters that were open pedophiles. Here at TheBore, admitted childfucker James and his provider of fap material Atra are members in good standing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 08:20:08 PM
 :foxx
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 19, 2019, 08:20:13 PM
The Bore did ban Amir0x's account; however, Dennis is not banned.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 08:21:18 PM
use your own account, hunty  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 08:35:36 PM
Quote from: curly on December 19, 2019, 08:16:23 PM
Say what you will about neogaf but at least they banned posters that were open pedophiles. Here at TheBore, admitted childfucker James and his provider of fap material Atra are members in good standing.

You remind me of how amirox was really outspoken about pedos.

Almost like he was overcompensating

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on December 19, 2019, 08:38:01 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 19, 2019, 08:29:02 PM
Garbage bore posters: haha amir0x is a pedo #ModsKnew haha how vile

Garbage bore posters: don't ban the pedos banning is bad

I am screaming.

Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 06:08:45 PM
James : tinder should use every technology at their disposal to prevent minors from becoming victims

Other fine bore posters : how dare you you're the pedo you're the pedo

 :mindblown

Also James:

Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 05:09:36 PM
Maybe be more upset that tinder has no age verification system? Like you can't even rent a fucking scooter without proving your 18 by scanning an id, but tinder has nothing?

Or what about the parents? Why do children have iPhones? What kind of house is she in that a 15 year old can take a car out at 9pm to meet an internet stranger?

"It's not my fault I'm attracted to underage kids and WANT TO FUCK THEM. It's the parent's fault for NOT PROTECTING THEIR KIDS FROM ME!!!!!" :derp :derp :derp

1) Your idea is a HUGE FUCKING PRIVACY CONCERN
1a) see: UK and trying to do that and the laws/concerns about that
1b) kids would still get around this with using their parents id's/tools to get past it because you can't force an physical ID check
2) You're still a fucking pedo
3) Atra shouldn't be providing you fap material and I'm honestly fucking shocked he did.
4) I honestly wish you were banned because you're a threat to little kids.

I am screaming. Because the mods around here are so risk adverse toward banning threats like you because they feel like they're committing genocide or some shit instead of protecting the board from potential lawsuits or blowback from future events like you (or Atra) fucking an under 12 because "SHE LOOKED 18!!!!" (or in your case "ACTUALLY SHE'S AN 18,000 YEAR OLD DEMON SQUID, IT'S TOTALLY KOSHER!!!")

No.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 19, 2019, 08:41:50 PM
Cool keep defending tinder allowing 15 year olds to pretend to be 21 putting everybody in danger

You seem like a cool and normal person who isn't leading a witchhunt to divert attention from your own suspect behavior

Maybe stop referring to a 15 year old as fap material?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 19, 2019, 08:45:37 PM
Man teenagers have never tried to lie about thier age to use internet websites or just get things they are stupid about.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 19, 2019, 08:47:05 PM
Thank god bangbros didn’t have high tech security when I was a teenager.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on December 19, 2019, 08:52:50 PM
Quote from: james on December 19, 2019, 08:35:36 PM
Quote from: curly on December 19, 2019, 08:16:23 PM
Say what you will about neogaf but at least they banned posters that were open pedophiles. Here at TheBore, admitted childfucker James and his provider of fap material Atra are members in good standing.

You remind me of how amirox was really outspoken about pedos.

Almost like he was overcompensating

You remind me of how Amirox enjoyed child pornography
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 08:57:07 PM
as usual, the whiners whine so much about the thread/forum being ruined  :crybaby they end up ruining it themselves  :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: curly on December 19, 2019, 09:04:56 PM
Don't worry filler. The Bore is a safe space for the production and consumption of child pornography as long as we have our brave mod team around to protect free speech :salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2019, 09:12:16 PM
Look, it's bad enough that this even became a subject of conversation on the forum, but DO NOT post pictures sent to you by a 15 year old that chatted with on Tinder.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on December 19, 2019, 09:12:27 PM
there's already a thread dedicated to child porn here

they just call it "anime"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on December 19, 2019, 09:19:27 PM
Quote from: curly on December 19, 2019, 09:04:56 PM
Don't worry filler. The Bore is a safe space for the production and consumption of child pornography as long as we have our brave mod team around to protect free speech :salute

Are we gonna get a bore summit now??  :omg :omg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 09:22:23 PM
Quote from: curly on December 19, 2019, 09:04:56 PM
Don't worry filler. The Bore is a safe space for the production and consumption of child pornography as long as we have our brave mod team around to protect free speech :salute

REVOLUTION
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2019, 09:32:36 PM
Atra got 2 days
james got 1 day

Thank you, and good night.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 09:35:16 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2019, 09:38:47 PM
Why can’t you people be normal?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 09:46:32 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2019, 09:38:47 PM
Why can’t you people be normal?

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 09:46:32 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2019, 09:38:47 PM
Why can’t you people be normal?

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/025/746/babadook-scream-640x360.jpg)
posting children in the dating thread  :kobeyuck  :banplz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 10:19:12 PM
I'm sorry I laughed at your story mmarasu, I didn't know how worse things could be in my naivety.
Please, continue blogging.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 19, 2019, 10:26:53 PM
Trying to turn this thread around a little bit

Alright all you married men. How much did you spent on a ring and did you go local/online
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2019, 10:42:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 19, 2019, 05:37:11 PM
I’m gonna be drugged too  ::)

And if she doesn’t want to have sex then I’ll be a gentleman and take her home once the acid wears off.

Her: Still seeing the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein?

Atra: Yup

Her: *sighs and looks at the time on her phone*

Her: ...you know he killed himself, right?

Atra: Haha, time to go.

Atra: *obliterates a flock of seagulls with his car 'cause they took the form of Sonic rings*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 11:00:43 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Atramental on December 18, 2019, 10:32:27 PM
I’m going out with an 18 y/o this weekend, she’s down to do acid for the first time w/ me, and she’s coming back to my place to “crash” after we go to a rave thing.

 :doge
You’re gonna be “that guy” in a year lmao
Reads thread... I shoulda bought lottery tickets last night. Jfc.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 11:09:00 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2019, 09:32:36 PM
Atra got 2 days
james got 1 day

Thank you, and good night.
Smart; atra can’t brag about his schedule 1 drug date with a totally 18 year old girl; don’t need thebore brought up in court 5 months from now  :wow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 11:15:17 PM
Atra if you’re reading, fuck people your own age. Legit no adult worthy of consideration is impressed with the concept of boning barely legal chix when you’re near thirty. It’s the realm of creepy porn producers and trashmen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 11:16:19 PM
Quote from: Huff on December 19, 2019, 10:26:53 PM
Trying to turn this thread around a little bit

Alright all you married men. How much did you spent on a ring and did you go local/online
:trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 11:17:53 PM
Quote from: Huff on December 19, 2019, 10:26:53 PM
Trying to turn this thread around a little bit

Alright all you married men. How much did you spent on a ring and did you go local/online
Maybe a grand or two, I dunno I was poor and directly out of school. Then again the wife and I don’t care much about jewelry, we’d rather spend it on shoes

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And four children 😭
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 11:20:15 PM
atra, don't listen to these yanivboys! enjoy that 18 year old slut, you deserve it!  :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 11:21:53 PM
Good luck :salute

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Over/under on pregnancy  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 19, 2019, 11:23:12 PM
I spent 800 bucks on the ring, but that was for appraisal, repair, and sizing up an heirloom ring.

We used most the money I saved and some of her savings for the new house instead

Also thank Christ, a normal fucking topic relating to relationships
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 11:26:05 PM
 :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 11:26:46 PM
I’ll go fuck some Thai ladyboys, just for this thread.

They charge 40 bd for a sesh, pm for donation link.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 19, 2019, 11:26:49 PM
This thread makes me feel much much better about how I acted in my early to mid 20s

And I was a piece of shit back then
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 11:30:10 PM
When ‘fake it til you make it’ goes wrong  :brain
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 19, 2019, 11:37:47 PM
I need to read this thread more often.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 19, 2019, 11:40:06 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 19, 2019, 11:45:45 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on December 19, 2019, 11:23:12 PM
I spent 800 bucks on the ring, but that was for appraisal, repair, and sizing up an heirloom ring.

 :hmm this might actually be a good idea for me, thanks for the top tip BN. :wow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Akala on December 19, 2019, 11:59:59 PM
If my wife would have cared about the price of a ring I would have bailed.  :lol

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 20, 2019, 12:00:09 AM
Damn that’s expensive  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 20, 2019, 12:14:37 AM
I don’t want any of these pills :donot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 20, 2019, 12:15:07 AM
Can’t wait to hear from Atra how his cellmate drenched him in piss in 2 days :jeb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 20, 2019, 12:22:17 AM
So just for clarity from the moderation, don’t post pics of children in here?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 20, 2019, 12:22:53 AM
Gaslightous ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 20, 2019, 12:23:57 AM
Wait why does m o d s turn into kids. I can’t keep up with all these changes.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 20, 2019, 12:40:50 AM
Say NO to drugs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 20, 2019, 12:42:04 AM
ok boomer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 20, 2019, 12:42:44 AM
Hugs (18+) not drugs

Quote from: filler on December 20, 2019, 12:42:04 AM
ok boomer
Dogmod annihilated  :point
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Akala on December 20, 2019, 01:03:25 AM
I mean hey.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 20, 2019, 01:24:08 AM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2019, 11:48:55 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on December 19, 2019, 11:27:21 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2019, 11:21:10 PM
Judging by everything he’s ever said here the chance of Attra actually fucking anyone is pretty low.  No offense Attra but your player act here comes across as... an act.
Not at all, reeks of somebody with irony poisoning who wants to continue to act as a fool as he brushes his desperate hog across anyone low enough on the degeneracy poll as possible.

Other than the fact that he literally shares pics/vids of everyone he talks about, I've known enough people that continue to lightheartedly attach themselves into a persona as they continue to act out and fuck up to know it's a thing.

Serial drunk drivers, people who continue to stick with people willing to physically abuse them, extensive drug abuse victims etc. from just the people I was close with.

This is a man who bragged he had someone’s life in their hands because allegedly some friend of his talked to him about getting an abortion.

Going after people quite a bit younger than you is ehhhhhh.
Adding on top his "personality" and supposed providing teens with drugs in hopes of sex made things worse.
Then he brought up the 15-year-old almost in a way that seemed a brag making things worser.
Then he decided to entertain a creep by sharing media of said kid. Point of worstest.

It was like one of those plunging theme park rides with hitting new lows constantly. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 20, 2019, 01:25:46 AM
Has deleting 3-4 pages of thread here ever been more appealing?

Anyway, aww, Kara wants to propose?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 20, 2019, 01:40:36 AM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 20, 2019, 01:25:46 AM
Has deleting 3-4 pages of thread here ever been more appealing?

Anyway, aww, Kara wants to propose?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2630418#msg2630418
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 20, 2019, 01:41:49 AM
go raidahs!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 20, 2019, 01:48:58 AM
Quote from: Kara on December 20, 2019, 01:40:36 AM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 20, 2019, 01:25:46 AM
Has deleting 3-4 pages of thread here ever been more appealing?

Anyway, aww, Kara wants to propose?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2630418#msg2630418

 :heart

(https://i.redd.it/6kvvzcqm6lg21.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 20, 2019, 01:53:53 AM
Quote from: Kara on December 20, 2019, 01:40:36 AM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 20, 2019, 01:25:46 AM
Has deleting 3-4 pages of thread here ever been more appealing?

Anyway, aww, Kara wants to propose?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2630418#msg2630418

I demand you to go back and like this post :bolo

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2630504#msg2630504
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on December 20, 2019, 02:16:53 AM
Bottom post curse!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 20, 2019, 03:09:01 AM
Quote from: Huff on December 19, 2019, 10:26:53 PM
Trying to turn this thread around a little bit

Alright all you married men. How much did you spent on a ring and did you go local/online

I spent around 2k on it, but she got the ring she wanted and she’s super happy with it, so that’s all that matters.

Got it custom made for her because she didn’t want a basic bitch ring  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 20, 2019, 06:57:14 AM
Quote from: riotous on December 19, 2019, 03:39:06 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 19, 2019, 01:04:54 PM
I know but I feel like you are making it sound way worse than what actually happened tho.

This is not like that roses and chocking shit, I admit that was fucked up.

I don't think it's "fucked up" though just kind of a cringey / uncomfortable situation amplified by the fact she's a coworker.   

I'll continue to think no matter what "I don't believe you" is cringey AF though lol

Your definition of cringe does not fit the same bill as mine then

Cringe would be..

coming in with roses trying to be a perfect gentleman
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on December 20, 2019, 07:27:30 AM
MMarse is a baller
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bork on December 20, 2019, 08:13:38 AM
Hey guys so what's been going on in this thr--

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R. Kelly being in that .gif is pretty apt.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on December 20, 2019, 08:22:08 AM
Quote from: Huff on December 19, 2019, 10:26:53 PM
Trying to turn this thread around a little bit

Alright all you married men. How much did you spent on a ring and did you go local/online
Bit late but I went local, non-chain. Always go local if possible so you can see what's going on in person and can get any issues handled much faster.

I spent about $1200 but it helped that we used gems from an old family ring, so it's valued at about twice as much now. Original plan was to use the ring as-is but honestly ring styles have changed so much that 40s-60s rings just look old and don't really fit modern styles (at least for what my wife wanted).

Also get insurance on it, of course. The local jeweler should be able to give you an evaluation to take to the insurance company pretty easily.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 20, 2019, 08:42:50 AM
Quote from: samir on December 20, 2019, 07:27:30 AM
MMarse is a baller

Far from it. I used to get girlfriends without issues.. Im not one to go out in clubs so I usually met girlfriends through work to be honest.

But recent years, lets say the last 5/6 years Ive had a few ladies but fucked it up most of the time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 20, 2019, 09:25:16 AM
I spent about $1500 on the engagement ring and about $2k on the wedding ring.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 20, 2019, 09:37:59 AM
#Istandwithatra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on December 20, 2019, 09:43:42 AM
I spent $800 on a ring 20 years ago so that's like $10K in today's money.  ;)
$500 on a 10 year anniversary ring which I got a heavy discount on since my neighbor worked for a jeweler at the time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on December 20, 2019, 09:49:34 AM
I teach teenagers and they all look like little kids. I certainly wouldn't call them attractive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 20, 2019, 11:53:31 AM
Quote from: Brehvolution on December 20, 2019, 09:43:42 AM
I spent $800 on a ring 20 years ago so that's like $10K in today's money.  ;)
$500 on a 10 year anniversary ring which I got a heavy discount on since my neighbor worked for a jeweler at the time.
All I got from this is ur old af :girlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 20, 2019, 11:59:06 AM
I spent ~2k
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on December 20, 2019, 12:21:51 PM
Quote from: Dufus on December 20, 2019, 12:17:19 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on December 20, 2019, 09:49:34 AM
I teach teenagers and they all look like little kids. I certainly wouldn't call them attractive.

u dont think 18-19 year olds can be attractive? :gurl

If you see them in real life without tons of makeup and photoshop tricks or instagram filters: No, not really.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on December 20, 2019, 01:08:44 PM
I'd say most 18-22 year old women are chaotic as fuck with priorities, commitments, what they want, who they want, all that.  It's not a knock against them, it's how that age group is, their lives are just starting.

I stick to girls around my age (27) or older. Milfs in their 30's >>>>>>> 18 year old girl that's never paid taxes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 20, 2019, 01:34:15 PM
https://youtu.be/5AdGwzrcvpQ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 20, 2019, 01:39:44 PM
Ok so on Happn I got matched up with a couple of good looking girls

already flirted with one and asked her out for drinks in my city, she lives like 18km away

she said

we can also do that in *Insert her city here*

 ???

She wanna see if I'll make the effort?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 20, 2019, 03:20:28 PM
Why are you asking us? We don't know her. I thought you were direct. Ask her, dutchy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on December 20, 2019, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 20, 2019, 12:31:15 PM
:shaq2

Too late

One day ban for James is pretty weak shit, IMO.

Mods are cowards, not kicking his ass to the curb to protect the board from the eventual FBI investigation when he harasses Atra (who will enable him, you lost some respect from me bb) in PM's for jailbait shit. :kobeyuck :yuck :vomit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 21, 2019, 02:58:42 AM
Did MMarsu get fired yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 21, 2019, 06:37:35 AM
No I got a 6 month extension on my contract  :aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 21, 2019, 09:34:26 AM
Went out dancing with a co-worker with a fat ass last night. Grinded on her while she was pressed up against the DJ booth. God is good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 21, 2019, 11:32:24 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on December 20, 2019, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 20, 2019, 12:31:15 PM
:shaq2

Too late

One day ban for James is pretty weak shit, IMO.

Whoa, hold up there, dude, it's not like he's Assy McGee or Floptimus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 21, 2019, 01:55:57 PM
I don’t know what kind of clown show MMaRsu works at but if it is anyplace that is professional, they would have canned his ass by now. Not sure what kind of industry he’s in but reputation is everything, word travels fast and it’s a smaller world than you think.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 21, 2019, 02:38:54 PM
mmarsu just shot themselves in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about dutch directness culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in dutch, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is the dutch public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase directness for either system, nor will they purchase any of mmarsu's directness. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but mmarsu has alienated an entire market with this move.
mmarsu, publicly apologize and cancel directness for 2020 or you can kiss your business goodbye.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 21, 2019, 02:56:30 PM
Oh no

Man asked out a woman

She didnt want to

LETS FIRE HIS ASS

 :lol Jesus christ what kind of fucked up culture are yall running over there in the US man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on December 21, 2019, 02:58:45 PM
It's not about asking out a female coworker . It's about asking out your supervisor, in the most Dutch Direct™ way possible.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 21, 2019, 03:09:59 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 21, 2019, 02:56:30 PM
Oh no

Man asked out a woman

She didnt want to

LETS FIRE HIS ASS

 :lol Jesus christ what kind of fucked up culture are yall running over there in the US man
toxic feminism  :neogaf :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 21, 2019, 03:11:13 PM
It’s not about how you perceive the interaction, MMaRsu. It’s about how she perceived it and how your coworkers and managers will when they find out. I say when because shit like this never stays quiet in an office. Whatever context may or may not have been there is irrelevant in the gossip circle. We read and interpreted it as a cringe worthy and creepy encounter, whether it really was or not. Your coworkers will likely take it the same way because quite frankly, what you did is not something that most people do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 21, 2019, 03:27:36 PM
You gonna have to upgrade to a zara outfit and try again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 21, 2019, 03:27:37 PM
The fact that MMaRsu's bloodline is certain to die with him is the best part of all this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 21, 2019, 03:55:29 PM
mmars will finish out his 6 month extension and be fine  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 21, 2019, 04:10:40 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 21, 2019, 03:27:37 PM
The fact that MMaRsu's bloodline is certain to die with him is the best part of all this.
Kill the past. Choke it if you have to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 21, 2019, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on December 21, 2019, 02:58:45 PM
It's not about asking out a female coworker . It's about asking out your supervisor, in the most Dutch Direct™ way possible.  :doge

 :heh

She's not my "supervisor" she's just a direct collegue who has the most knowledge of the systems involved and reports to our floor manager.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 21, 2019, 06:08:49 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 21, 2019, 04:10:09 PM
Official policy at Microsoft is not to compliment your coworkers looks.  That includes telling them you like their hair cut, an outfit they are wearing, etc.

Why does that policy exist?  The cost of handling all of the HR complaints for those very actions.

edit: not saying I think that’s a good thing just providing context for why some people might think you’d get fired for being sex-pest adjacent.

Because idiocracy apparantly is a real thing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 21, 2019, 06:20:03 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 21, 2019, 04:10:09 PM
Official policy at Microsoft is not to compliment your coworkers looks.  That includes telling them you like their hair cut, an outfit they are wearing, etc.

Why does that policy exist?  The cost of handling all of the HR complaints for those very actions.

edit: not saying I think that’s a good thing just providing context for why some people might think you’d get fired for being sex-pest adjacent.

Squiddy was permanently banned from The Bore dot com for being less of a pest than MMaRsu was to this poor woman.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 21, 2019, 06:38:54 PM
The 18 y/o never got back to me but I still had fun Friday.  :doge

Going out with a 26 y/o tonight for drinks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on December 21, 2019, 06:41:51 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 21, 2019, 11:32:24 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on December 20, 2019, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 20, 2019, 12:31:15 PM
:shaq2

Too late

One day ban for James is pretty weak shit, IMO.

Whoa, hold up there, dude, it's not like he's Assy McGee or Floptimus.

My Dogmod: James is a sexual predator. I called this shit out months ago (yet another TIMU win[TM]) with his Splatoon :donot -questionable avatars and with this latest fiasco just proves I'm right: He's a fucking pedo and he's going to pester Atra (who has bad judgement) for more jailbait shit because Atra doesn't delete photos he saves of the jailbait from Tindr (for whatever god forsaken reason) when he's back.

Ya'll banned Assy for shitting up threads and C.ash R.ules E.verything A.round M.e for the same thing (Bork having a stick up his ass about this sort of thing) but you won't ban an actual pedophile? :gurl :donot

When the FBI comes raiding this server, don't tell me I didn't warn you. :trumps

Like, I get ya'll want to be the "cool mom" and not a fascist dictator, but holy shit sometimes you need to ban-hammer pretty hard.


Quote from: Atramental on December 21, 2019, 06:38:54 PM
Going out with a 26 y/o tonight for drinks.

Good, you're going for someone nearly your age and not a fucking kindergartner. Please up your filters.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 21, 2019, 06:44:56 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 21, 2019, 06:46:04 PM
You misunderstood. He meant 20 6yo. He’s taking the whole kindergarten class!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on December 21, 2019, 07:16:10 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 21, 2019, 06:20:03 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 21, 2019, 04:10:09 PM
Official policy at Microsoft is not to compliment your coworkers looks.  That includes telling them you like their hair cut, an outfit they are wearing, etc.

Why does that policy exist?  The cost of handling all of the HR complaints for those very actions.

edit: not saying I think that’s a good thing just providing context for why some people might think you’d get fired for being sex-pest adjacent.

Squiddy was permanently banned from The Bore dot com for being less of a pest than MMaRsu was to this poor woman.

 :nope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 21, 2019, 07:52:51 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on December 21, 2019, 06:41:51 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 21, 2019, 11:32:24 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on December 20, 2019, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 20, 2019, 12:31:15 PM
:shaq2

Too late

One day ban for James is pretty weak shit, IMO.

Whoa, hold up there, dude, it's not like he's Assy McGee or Floptimus.

My Dogmod: James is a sexual predator. I called this shit out months ago (yet another TIMU win[TM]) with his Splatoon :donot -questionable avatars and with this latest fiasco just proves I'm right: He's a fucking pedo and he's going to pester Atra (who has bad judgement) for more jailbait shit because Atra doesn't delete photos he saves of the jailbait from Tindr (for whatever god forsaken reason) when he's back.

Ya'll banned Assy for shitting up threads and C.ash R.ules E.verything A.round M.e for the same thing (Bork having a stick up his ass about this sort of thing) but you won't ban an actual pedophile? :gurl :donot

When the FBI comes raiding this server, don't tell me I didn't warn you. :trumps

Like, I get ya'll want to be the "cool mom" and not a fascist dictator, but holy shit sometimes you need to ban-hammer pretty hard.


Quote from: Atramental on December 21, 2019, 06:38:54 PM
Going out with a 26 y/o tonight for drinks.

Good, you're going for someone nearly your age and not a fucking kindergartner. Please up your filters.

Which is funny since shitting up threads is fun and benign comparatively.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 21, 2019, 11:11:58 PM
Ugh I’m so bad at tinder. Or maybe I’m impatient. Anyway, lots of matches, lots of lil chats, lots of nothing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on December 21, 2019, 11:24:33 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 21, 2019, 11:11:58 PM
Ugh I’m so bad at tinder. Or maybe I’m impatient. Anyway, lots of matches, lots of lil chats, lots of nothing

You're not bad at it, that's how Tinder goes.

I'm happy if I make a new friend on Tinder. Half the time, it goes nowhere. The other half, you meet up and bang once or twice, and then it goes nowhere.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 21, 2019, 11:49:39 PM
What are the hot apps nowadays anyway?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on December 21, 2019, 11:55:34 PM
Tinder, okCupid, bumble, POF (plenty of fish). Facebook's dating thing pools a lot of people in your area locally.

Tinder and OkCupid seem to have the largest amounts of users. Facebook should have a lot, and women tend to use more of Facebook's features such as dating and shopping more than men, if I had to guess.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 22, 2019, 07:05:13 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 21, 2019, 11:49:39 PM
What are the hot apps nowadays anyway?

happn
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 22, 2019, 07:56:59 PM
this thread took an...interesting turn

the youngest i've ever dated was 26. and she was older than me  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on December 22, 2019, 09:04:15 PM
This thread will be used as evidence some day.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on December 22, 2019, 09:37:07 PM
the thread that will prevent from holding office
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 22, 2019, 10:35:36 PM
Lmao who would had guessed the 18YO probably just decided to buy her own drugs.

Oblivion how’s the “lady friend”? Since we had a go about using that word the thread went to shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on December 22, 2019, 10:43:39 PM
Quote from: nachobro on December 22, 2019, 09:37:07 PM
the thread that will prevent from holding office

Sometimes I stay up at night and wonder how people saw that post before the edit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on December 22, 2019, 11:22:31 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on December 19, 2019, 04:12:04 PM
:jared Hello officer, this thread right here. Oblivion is the only one that can save us know and that’s depressing

well, for what it's worth, my love life is going great  :patel
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 22, 2019, 11:54:23 PM
Quote from: Atramental on December 21, 2019, 06:38:54 PM
Going out with a 26 y/o tonight for drinks.
Bleh, she was basic af...

Seeing a 22 y/o tomorrow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 23, 2019, 12:35:05 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on December 22, 2019, 07:56:59 PM
this thread took an...interesting turn

the youngest i've ever dated was 26. and she was older than me  :doge

When I was 30 I went out with one girl who said she was 24 on her profile... Short, chubby, big boobs, cute... we met up and walked around the outlets, talking... then she dropped the bomb she was only 19. I had to cut it off after that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 23, 2019, 12:55:38 AM
 :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 23, 2019, 01:16:56 AM
Should have broke off that dick in a cooze that could have easily moved on, indifferent

Lol wait did I say that out loud   :trigger
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: headwalk on December 23, 2019, 10:02:55 AM
finally, a nonces and mind rapists lOTl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on December 23, 2019, 04:47:23 PM
Quote from: Esch on December 18, 2019, 07:04:27 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on December 18, 2019, 04:38:22 PM

I was at the christmas party just chilling, in my new outfit by h&m,

:rofl

omg. I scrolled past most of this work/pedo drama because I'd already murdered the posters in question in the digital realm but this quote is gold. thank you Esch.

going back and clicking through the hidden posts tho. yikes.  :holeup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 23, 2019, 06:30:31 PM
edit-nvm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 23, 2019, 10:49:08 PM
Not sure if normal non-pedo shit is ok to discuss here but...GF moved in with me months ago, going good so far. Mom isn't thrilled, meanwhile her family is pretty nice to me (outside of some of her racist cousins). Hispanic....coworker.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:noooo
[close]

Technically we don't work together, we just work for the same firm. Feels good man.

carry on, weirdos
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on December 23, 2019, 11:33:43 PM
Lock up those chanclas.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 25, 2019, 02:22:22 AM
So that phatass co-worker I vibed with, I'm pretty sure I punched in a wrong number. So yes, it's been radio silence since we danced. And I have no other way to reach her outside of a regular work day as we're on break for one and a half weeks. Is this not a Seinfeld episode? Cause it fucking should be. The shit i'll be catching at the end of this vacation will be epic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on December 25, 2019, 02:26:26 AM
There are ways of verifying phone numbers. White Pages, Google search, adding to contacts and then checking FB/Snapchat for friends in your contacts, etc. That’s if you’re unsure about the number.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 25, 2019, 02:28:00 AM
Quote from: EightBitNate on December 25, 2019, 02:26:26 AM
There are ways of verifying phone numbers. White Pages, Google search, adding to contacts and then checking FB/Snapchat for friends in your contacts, etc. That’s if you’re unsure about the number.

It's not HER number I woke up realizing I misplaced but MY middle number given to her as 865 when it should have been 685. Aka FUCK MY LIFE. I was already pretty blitzed when she me asked me to enter it in. Like I said, a fucking Seinfeld episode. Or maybe a Curb Your Enthusiasm version.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on December 25, 2019, 03:51:55 AM
You just have to Larry it up when you see her

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xUOxf1lup3WGZcXisE/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 25, 2019, 04:02:58 AM
Quote from: skullstorm on December 25, 2019, 03:51:55 AM
You just have to Larry it up when you see her

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xUOxf1lup3WGZcXisE/giphy.gif)

I've been slowly forming the facial expressions and verbal conception. But whether i win or lose will always have this ridiculous experience.it really isn't worth the effort, I'm just trying to desperately avoid the embarrassment. Thus the sitcom esque languishment.

Which means that GIF is what I'll be reenacting lmao
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 26, 2019, 11:21:57 AM
Hey guys! What's up? Sorry, been busy....with...christmas :holeup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 26, 2019, 08:45:02 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/2sr7wy69qo541.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=cec16318d08c2748b528c4722c189c12283bde97)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 26, 2019, 08:47:18 PM
tbf, there are plenty of women whose 'hobbies' are analogous to that... maybe instead of Star Wars and comic movies they watch the Kardashians...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 26, 2019, 09:05:33 PM
But can you quote the office tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on December 26, 2019, 09:26:02 PM
as if i'd share my ff ranking with just any random woman :kobeyuck that's privileged info
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 26, 2019, 09:28:25 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 26, 2019, 08:56:22 PM
Far be it for me to apply more nuance to a 4chan shitpost, but I see the general gist of such sentiments is get a personality and some drive cause a lot of people shape their personality entirely on the entertainment they consume to the point where there isn't much to them beyond their opinions on what is generally children's media.

Like no girl gives a shit if you have an FF ranking or what your FF ranking is, she cares if you're smart/funny/confident/etc.

It's a real quality one. Flippant but could cut real deep depending on circumstances.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on December 26, 2019, 09:39:22 PM
Tactics=8>6>9>7>15>11>who cares about the others
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on December 26, 2019, 11:50:03 PM
Matched with a hot BBC on Tinder who works at the grocery store down the street. Ran into him at his work today and we started chatting irl.

He’s 24 and I’m 30, does this mean I’m an early onset cougar?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 27, 2019, 12:03:07 AM
 :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on December 28, 2019, 07:57:12 AM
Quote from: Sophie on December 26, 2019, 11:50:03 PM
Matched with a hot BBC on Tinder who works at the grocery store down the street. Ran into him at his work today and we started chatting irl.

He’s 24 and I’m 30, does this mean I’m an early onset cougar?

6 years is not that much really. But if you like the idea. ;)

Not much going on here in the E-plot of this thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on December 28, 2019, 12:13:07 PM
Quote from: riotous on December 28, 2019, 12:12:18 PM
Sex

Gender ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 28, 2019, 12:18:12 PM
For the creatives here who work non-creative jobs, how did you make peace with that? And how did you find drive/passion/energy towards a non-creative job?

I'm definitely in my mid-life-crisis year in 2019. I'm almost 10 years into my job (I think somewhere between 8-9) and it's just a job to me. I show up and do my work and head off. I used to work late nights but now I get out at a decent time so I can go work out and have dinner and have a few hours before heading to bed. The first few years on the job were sorta fun and exciting learning the ropes and being like a kid figuring things out. But I know what I'm doing now and it's just a job.
 
Outside work, I hang with friends and run meetup group stuff. Hosting a trivia night shortly and spent a few hours coming up with horror movie questions yesterday. I jog and walk as much as I can in a driving city and try to do some creative writing, idea concepts, game design concepts and stuff but never stick with anything more than for a few hours one night. Haven't messed with music creation since Fruity Loops. I've always been a creative person but I've never actually been any good at creating anything. My main success has been on the critic & analyzing side. I loved teaching when I did it for a short bit. If I could be anything I'd be a creator, and if I couldn't be a creator I'd be a fashionable scarf and coat wearing college professor.

I realize most people in this world are not screenwriters, film directors, good artists, good musicians, hideo kojima, etc... and just do a 9-5 job to make a living and deposit a check and pay the rent and beer. Almost all of my friends are in non-creative jobs. None of them made the dream and became some famous creator.

But I kinda feel like since almost all of them are in relationships and some have kids/families that when you're in that position your priorities change and feeding your kids and sending them to school takes over the concept of creating something. I've always dated creative type people and put a lot of my energy into supporting their drive and their creative works and giving constructive thoughts and brainstorms with them. But I haven't been in a real relationship for about 4 years now.

As I get older and approaching 40, I see all these creatives out there who are younger than me and deep into their careers, having started in their early 20s and improving over decades. Makes me feel like I went in the wrong direction in life and missed out.

I think about taking online classes or even going to film school at night, but that's a lot of time and energy and working full time idk if I have the drive to swing it at my age.


I feel like my emptiness in my day to day life reflects on my dating too and why I've been single for 4 years. When I was dating in my 20s I was in schools and had all these dreams and ideas of where I was gonna go in the future and that was attractive to people. When I was dating in my early 30s I had just started my law career and it was crazy and intense and I didn't know what I was doing but was doing it and that was attractive to people. But in my late 30s I'm confident and know what I'm doing but it's just a job and life has gotten a bit routine even with the events I host with my horror meetup group. I feel like I don't have anything interesting to talk about anymore with people on dates and it makes me more reluctant to date at all. I generally just talk about my horror events stuff which only really appeals to women really into horror and I'm not even a hardcore horror fan, I just like making and running events. I haven't messaged anyone for a couple months.

Looking at my "things you've finished" list, I've watched like 76 movies this year and finished 75 games and a dozen books and hundreds of hours of music and a dozen concerts and stuff. Which basically means this was a depressing year for me. I can tell the good years because I take in like 1/4th of that entertainment because I'm doing other things in my life. My social media reflects it too. I've been out doing things (parties, movies, birthdays) but haven't posted anything on my social media about it really since I got back from a Japan trip a month ago, because outside traveling I just don't feel any pride in my life stuff to bother sharing it. I just feel I'm boring and no one would care.

Any suggestions and re-kindling the passionate flame that used to burn inside me? I used to be fiery argumentative fucker but as I got older and the internet got worse I became a lot more chill because it's just not worth the energy of arguing most of the time. At my job at this point I usually know the right things to say and talking points and arguments when I argue so it's just going through those and don't have to get worked up about anything. I'm not completely dead inside, but pretty cold atm. Maybe I should go help out with kids charities or something feel good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on December 28, 2019, 04:03:36 PM
Not trying to be flippant but did you try questioning what you're doing with your life?

It sounds like you feel the intention for change and recognize all the symptoms of being unhappy, but at the same time you're in a situation where most people would tell you that you "made it" and to just double-down on the lawyer direction and settle with somebody who you can tolerate. I'm being presumptuous but I assume that the general advice you get is to just shut up for the next 30 years rather than have any dreams.

I think the passion will develop once you have a commitment to change direction.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on December 28, 2019, 04:08:35 PM
You sound a lot like me, Bebps. I’m 39 next month and my head is in the same place in many ways. Love you, brah.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 28, 2019, 04:27:08 PM
Do you have nephews or nieces? One way to really feel connected with the world again is to involve yourself in your family's lives and mentor them to greatness. Patriarch lifestyle
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on December 28, 2019, 05:54:08 PM
Have you looked into ways to switch up work a little bit. You mentioned teaching - and is that not something You could get back into. Or on the flip becoming a mention to law students/undergrad

Or use your law degree/experience to consult on movies/freelance art stuff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 28, 2019, 06:38:02 PM
Glen's post is good and to piggy back off it whatever you can do now, even as some side thing to feed your creativity is good. Maybe that means taking a day (or lunch break?) a week to do something like shooting. Maybe that means less jrpg time and maybe you spend an hour or two of that going on trips to shoot. Maybe that means even just reading more books about photography and film concepts. Immersing yourself more and more in the things that feed your creativity.

Take photos now.
Make music now.
Do it now.

And don't compare yourself to others, especially youngers. Something I struggle with too but trust me when I tell you there are many artists in all fields who had nothing to show for it until well up in years. Bukowski failed at being a full time writer twice. His career in terms of note/prestige/money etc did not come until his fifty's. He never stopped writing through all of it. That's just one example.


If you want to look on the bright side, this feeling you're going through is good! You reached a level of comfort and stability some literally dream of. You're a business owner, well travelled, decent social life and interesting hobbies. Your life isn't over, you're gonna do more and there will always be more. Until you die. That's how life works. You constantly set goals and experiences you want, you keep your spirits up and work towards them. As always be kinder to yourself. Bless up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 28, 2019, 11:21:00 PM
Girlfriend decided to make New Years Eve plans in the city with old male friend who has tried to fuck her before. Instead of plans with me obviously. Should that tick me off?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 28, 2019, 11:26:06 PM
 :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 28, 2019, 11:54:00 PM
Thanks Glen and Toku. Sound advice from both of you. And pretty much I've been trying to do and have figured for a long time is the solution, but haven't actually done it much. Glen's idea of finding a film making group to join up and try to get involved in sounds good. Every time I try to get a short film going with friends, everyone flakes after the first few sessions and it never goes anywhere.

And yeah, I realize that I'm coming from a place of privilege to be unfulfilled in creative output. A lot of people are concentrating on just making it through the day with food on the table and a roof over their head. I'm definitely lucky and appreciate that I have a pretty stable life at this point. I also realize that if I got into a relationship again, my priorities would probably change, so this may just be a temporary depression I'm in as a result of being single for a while now.

One thing with writing and a lot of creative stuff is I need either another person or a group of people to throw ideas around with and group brainstorm, or I need direction. When I just try to write something without direction I get like one sentence every 10 mins in or something because it's just constant idea block. I think an online class that has me doing directed tasks for homework and stuff would be pretty helpful. I used to write a ton of creative writing and poetry from K-12 in my English classes and used to get good remarks on all my work. I just dropped creative writing entirely after high school.

Today I sat down with a tablet and a pen and put some music on and spent some time coming up with stuff. I wrote down a skeleton outline to give myself directions and said:

Quote
Platformer concept -

Rpg concept -

Adventure game concept -

Short film concept -

Full length film concept -

Haunted House Maze Concept -"

And tried to fill in as much as I could. I ended up coming up with a 2d action platformer that's a mix of Mario Maker x Super Meat Boy x Okami where you kill enemies to get materials to build platforms to get across and each mid-boss opens up a new type of platform that's used in the puzzle platforming for the 2nd half of the stage and during the stage boss fight. The Okami bit comes in with it being a black & white world and the enemies are color and the platforms you create are made with the colors. And the whole thing is a metaphor for MC's battle with the loss of their emotions because of the death of their mom and trying to regain them and feel alive again.

Also designed my haunted house horror maze where you go meet god (talking ball of light) in the center of the universe and then a tentacle monster from another dimension eats him and you have to escape the universe while running from the monster complete with spinning light tunnels with stars exploding/fading out and a finale on the moon.

Hoping to come up with a practical short film concept tomorrow. Definitely felt better about life after getting some ideas down on (digital) paper. Though my main problem is taking my ideas and turning them into something practical that can be done on a shoestring budget and without years of time and actually taking the steps to do them.

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 28, 2019, 04:08:35 PM
You sound a lot like me, Bebps. I’m 39 next month and my head is in the same place in many ways. Love you, brah.

Thanks TVC, love ya too. Hopefully you figure something out before me haha.

Quote from: shosta on December 28, 2019, 04:27:08 PM
Do you have nephews or nieces? One way to really feel connected with the world again is to involve yourself in your family's lives and mentor them to greatness. Patriarch lifestyle

Nope. I could definitely use an activity friend to do stuff with. It's fun hanging with my group of friends once a week or two, but I miss having someone to go do stuff whenever with. One thing I've noticed is I'm pretty much the only one of my friends or family that lives alone. Everyone either still lives with their parents, lives with an SO, or is married, or has roomates. I kinda feel like my friends can't relate to sitting around all by yourself in an empty house most of the time, eating by yourself almost all the time, etc...and it's loneliness. There was a great piece of dialogue in the new Little Women about even when not falling in love towards anyone, wanting to feel loved, because after a while the weight of loneliness just gets too hard to bear. Resonated with me since I haven't really loved anyone (I've liked people and had infatuations rarely) in about 8 years but definitely want to feel loved myself and am pretty lonely.

Quote from: Huff on December 28, 2019, 05:54:08 PM
Have you looked into ways to switch up work a little bit. You mentioned teaching - and is that not something You could get back into. Or on the flip becoming a mention to law students/undergrad

Or use your law degree/experience to consult on movies/freelance art stuff

I could get into teaching by getting a degree and teaching HS or something but I'm not really interested in that. Plus all my friends who teach K-12 have like 1 hour+ commutes to some school in the middle of nowhere. I'd only want to teach at college level, but that requires grad school and I don't have the energy for that and doing a multi-year thesis and everything. I could teach at a law school, but finding a job would be really tough and I don't find law interesting and would probably be bored teaching it.

I taught Japanese 1 which was fun and taught English in Japan which was fun. Language is pretty great to teach. I'd also like to teach a classes on giant robots, their history and influence on modern culture. I was thinking maybe I should just put up a website/blog on topics I want to teach instead. That's definitely less exciting than teaching people in discussions.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 29, 2019, 03:40:11 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 28, 2019, 11:21:00 PM
Girlfriend decided to make New Years Eve plans in the city with old male friend who has tried to fuck her before. Instead of plans with me obviously. Should that tick me off?

She isn't your girlfriend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 29, 2019, 06:16:52 PM
she belong to da skreetz  :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2019, 06:35:51 PM
https://twitter.com/_thebestjuan/status/1211157447701880832
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 29, 2019, 06:58:47 PM
Had some pretty good hotel sex last night. Hope everyone's holidays were as good as mine!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 29, 2019, 07:39:17 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 28, 2019, 12:18:12 PM
For the creatives here who work non-creative jobs, how did you make peace with that? And how did you find drive/passion/energy towards a non-creative job?
(…)

It took me a long time to realize that I'm more effective as a project manager, where I can help everyone be more productive, than I was as an artist or art director, where I could only affect the art team's efforts.

I'm making more time for creative efforts lately, and that helps. Doing nothing creative is very frustrating and my brain starts screaming at me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on December 29, 2019, 07:52:12 PM
Your art is dope Chrono. I really liked those sketches you shared.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 29, 2019, 08:05:36 PM
https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1211029234627612673

 :mjcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 29, 2019, 09:40:33 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 29, 2019, 03:40:11 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 28, 2019, 11:21:00 PM
Girlfriend decided to make New Years Eve plans in the city with old male friend who has tried to fuck her before. Instead of plans with me obviously. Should that tick me off?

She isn't your girlfriend.
I guess you're right. I should explain whats been going on the last couple of months. It's been an emotional ride.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 29, 2019, 10:53:28 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 29, 2019, 06:58:47 PM
Had some pretty good hotel sex last night. Hope everyone's holidays were as good as mine!
you or jack?  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 29, 2019, 10:54:49 PM
yes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 29, 2019, 11:47:19 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 29, 2019, 06:58:47 PM
Had some pretty good hotel sex last night. Hope everyone's holidays were as good as mine!

What’s your hourly rate these days?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 30, 2019, 04:26:18 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on December 29, 2019, 11:47:19 PM
Quote from: shosta on December 29, 2019, 06:58:47 PM
Had some pretty good hotel sex last night. Hope everyone's holidays were as good as mine!

What’s your hourly rate these days?


1 Amiibo and 2 packs of candies.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 30, 2019, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: toku on December 29, 2019, 07:52:12 PM
Your art is dope Chrono. I really liked those sketches you shared.
:-[
Thanks, toku! I will see about posting more, as I've been doing sketches on the train ride to work!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2020, 05:16:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ9dU4pAxTc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 01, 2020, 11:19:08 AM
Dunno if Atra is still banned, or if he's still lurking, but I read this Wired article the other day. Prisoners in South Carolina scamming people on dating sites by pretending to be underaged girls and then attempting to extort and blackmail them for cash. Mostly targeting military and vets. This one vet ended up killing himself before his family learned it was a total scam:

https://www.wired.com/story/the-phone-call-from-hell/ (https://www.wired.com/story/the-phone-call-from-hell/)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 01, 2020, 01:46:39 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 01, 2020, 11:19:08 AM
Dunno if Atra is still banned, or if he's still lurking, but I read this Wired article the other day. Prisoners in South Carolina scamming people on dating sites by pretending to be underaged girls and then attempting to extort and blackmail them for cash. Mostly targeting military and vets. This one vet ended up killing himself before his family learned it was a total scam:

https://www.wired.com/story/the-phone-call-from-hell/ (https://www.wired.com/story/the-phone-call-from-hell/)

Holy shit

Quote
On December 12, 2016, Douglas Ross, a 31-year-old warehouse worker in Delaware, sent his mother a text saying, “The site said you had to be 18 to be on. There profile said they were 22, there was an incident parent's got involved said she was only 15. I can't go to prison. I'm sorry I didn't know.” Then he lit a charcoal grill on the back seat of his car and suffocated on carbon monoxide fumes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 01, 2020, 01:51:29 PM
Quote from: james on January 01, 2020, 01:46:39 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 01, 2020, 11:19:08 AM
Dunno if Atra is still banned, or if he's still lurking, but I read this Wired article the other day. Prisoners in South Carolina scamming people on dating sites by pretending to be underaged girls and then attempting to extort and blackmail them for cash. Mostly targeting military and vets. This one vet ended up killing himself before his family learned it was a total scam:

https://www.wired.com/story/the-phone-call-from-hell/ (https://www.wired.com/story/the-phone-call-from-hell/)


Holy shit

Quote
On December 12, 2016, Douglas Ross, a 31-year-old warehouse worker in Delaware, sent his mother a text saying, “The site said you had to be 18 to be on. There profile said they were 22, there was an incident parent's got involved said she was only 15. I can't go to prison. I'm sorry I didn't know.” Then he lit a charcoal grill on the back seat of his car and suffocated on carbon monoxide fumes.

Stay safe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 01, 2020, 03:47:47 PM
Went to Asheville last night for NYE and boned a 30 something mental health therapist.  :doge

I motor boated one of her friend’s giant boobs as well.  :doge

Happy New Year, binches
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2020, 04:12:12 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 01, 2020, 03:47:47 PM
Went to Asheville last night for NYE and boned a 30 something mental health therapist.  :doge

I motor boated one of her friend’s giant boobs as well.  :doge

Happy New Year, binches
:rejoice :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 01, 2020, 04:14:07 PM
I fucked up big time last night bore bros.

I was a moron texting friends new years stuff on my phone while at dinner with my gf, her coworker and his fiance. Then at the bar after dinner when she called me on it, I got dumb, couldn't think straight and walked out. I fucking walked out on my gf on new year's and abandoned her in a bar. After I sobered up some and tried calling her she absolutely eviscerated me and my behavior not only last night, but a few nights ago on her birthday (when I made dumb comments about the place I took her being out of my usual price range).

I feel like total shit today, I didn't sleep at all last night and I don't think i can recover this. I am so fucking stupid and I hate myself.

She's going to be here in about 45 minutes to drop something off and has made it clear that she wants nothing to do with me after.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 01, 2020, 04:17:09 PM
Learning experience but it sounds like both you and her were dealing with other shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 01, 2020, 04:27:54 PM
Man that sucks. I'll be honest but none of the two incidents sound terrible (of course can't judge tone or context really). Who doesn't get and exchange a couple of words on New Year's Eve via phone ? Depends on how much you weren't there and obviously walking out was an extreme response.

Saying a restaurant is a bit out of your habitual range doesn't necessarily strike me as something out of the ordinary. Especially if you chose the place and everything, I could certainly joke about that.

Not to give you any blessing or judge anyone but couldn't those accidents be more symptoms than cause ? Apologize profusely for walking out, maybe there's a possibility to talk it out though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 01, 2020, 04:28:50 PM
he was on probation and didn't know it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 01, 2020, 04:31:05 PM
You sound like an asshole who doesn't respect his girlfriend and you're just now realizing it. Dunno if that's recoverable but the best and only move is to completely validate what she's feeling, verbatim, and apologize. Explicitly tell her you're sorry for doing the things you did, including anything you might now recognize that she didn't mention in particular, and that you're going to change. Also crank your sweetness up to 11.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 01, 2020, 04:33:42 PM
You said and did some mildly dumb shit.

She's overreacting.

Sounds like some pretty normal M-F dynamic :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 01, 2020, 04:35:53 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 01, 2020, 04:27:54 PM
Man that sucks. I'll be honest but none of the two incidents sound terrible (of course can't judge tone or context really). Who doesn't get and exchange a couple of words on New Year's Eve via phone ? Depends on how much you weren't there and obviously walking out was an extreme response.

Saying a restaurant is a bit out of your habit doesn't necessarily strike me as something out of the ordinary. Especially if you chose the place and everything, I could certainly joke about that.

Not to give you any blessing or judge anyone but couldn't those accidents be more symptoms than cause ? Apologize profusely for walking out, maybe there's a possibility to talk it out though.

More context, he previous boyfriend was much younger and relied on her entirely financially. When we go out she often pays for everything, no matter how much I try to split. She likes going out and doing nice stuff, the dinner we went to cost more per person than I spent on her entire birthday for example.

She told me to grow up and stop using my depression as an excuse for a lot of stuff, reminding me that she's had a pretty rough go of it in life and what not. Like sure, if we are taking score her life has been worse, but I think its a bit callous and non understanding of depression to think its something I can just "grow up and get over". If I could, I would have, years ago.

I know I haven't been a perfect boyfriend, I know I've made mistakes and I didn't set out to embarass or hurt her last night, but I also know I did. I have a terrible fight or flight instinct, I always run.

Quote from: shosta on January 01, 2020, 04:31:05 PM
You sound like an asshole who doesn't respect his girlfriend and you're just now realizing it. Dunno if that's recoverable but the best and only move is to completely validate what she's feeling, verbatim, and apologize. Explicitly tell her you're sorry for doing the things you did, including anything you might now recognize that she didn't mention in particular, and that you're going to change. Also crank your sweetness up to 11.

I do respect her and I did feel like I was trying to show it, but you're right, I did not realize how big of a hole I had dug until it was too late. I don't feel right or justified with anything I did or said. It's not who I want to be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 01, 2020, 04:37:31 PM
Yeah I don’t understand the problem with texting friends on NYE. Or were you just constantly texting being that guy at dinner?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 01, 2020, 04:38:52 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 01, 2020, 04:37:31 PM
Yeah I don’t understand the problem with texting friends on NYE. Or were you just constantly texting being that guy at dinner?

I didn't think I was, but yes, I spent far too much time on my phone. It was obviously a problem. I couldn't really get much in conversation wise with the lawyers and the fiance and I did not have the great conversation compatibility.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 01, 2020, 04:40:21 PM
You have a sugar mommy and that bothers you? Wtf dude you had the dream
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 01, 2020, 04:47:47 PM
It was not a sugar mama relationship at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 01, 2020, 04:52:59 PM
I love to flex generosity too and I don't keep a precise count of what the split is (it feels right or it doesn't) but it is a bit of a strange behaviour she keeps paying everything even though you're more financially sound than her ex (or so it sounds). That's maybe peripheral to that whole affair, and maybe she's fine doing it but I would worry it would create a certain form of entitlement or self inflicted begrudgement.

I don't know if her attitude is callous, but as you know surely, it's sometimes very frustrating to deal with depressed people, a bit overwhelming and sometimes beyond the pretty trite "try to snap out of it" or limited support there's not a lot a partner can offer even with the best of intents.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 01, 2020, 05:00:16 PM
You’re correct about all of that Vom. I get it, I sit and wallow and she’s what I’ve done and compares it to everything she’s accomplished with difficult circumstances and I just look like a child. And she just got done being with someone 10 years her junior who was worse than me. As much as I hurt right now, I know I brought this on myself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 01, 2020, 05:21:04 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 01, 2020, 05:00:16 PM
You’re correct about all of that Vom. I get it, I sit and wallow and she’s what I’ve done and compares it to everything she’s accomplished with difficult circumstances and I just look like a child. And she just got done being with someone 10 years her junior who was worse than me. As much as I hurt right now, I know I brought this on myself.

Oh none of it was at you. I think where what I speculate and you say seem to converge is the idea that she, maybe unconsciously, is too much invested in being the "grown up", because of her previous relationship and maybe this one. I dunno, maybe that's not something you can mend, maybe it's unsustainable in the long run, but hopefully you will at least have a chance to speak about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 01, 2020, 05:29:01 PM
Quote from: filler on January 01, 2020, 05:16:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ9dU4pAxTc

I watched this whole clip. That was...interesting. Between Pryor's 42 on 15 and Williams routine being like 90% stereotype impressions, doesn't hold up too well. They're both amazing comedians, just maybe not this set these days haha. RIP to both legends.

Quote from: bluemax on January 01, 2020, 04:14:07 PM
I fucked up big time last night bore bros.

I was a moron texting friends new years stuff on my phone while at dinner with my gf, her coworker and his fiance. Then at the bar after dinner when she called me on it, I got dumb, couldn't think straight and walked out. I fucking walked out on my gf on new year's and abandoned her in a bar. After I sobered up some and tried calling her she absolutely eviscerated me and my behavior not only last night, but a few nights ago on her birthday (when I made dumb comments about the place I took her being out of my usual price range).

I feel like total shit today, I didn't sleep at all last night and I don't think i can recover this. I am so fucking stupid and I hate myself.

She's going to be here in about 45 minutes to drop something off and has made it clear that she wants nothing to do with me after.

 :'( That's rough.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2020, 07:36:38 PM
pryor being open about wanting to bang his 15 year old daughter's friends  :shaking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 02, 2020, 04:09:27 AM
Quote from: bluemax on January 01, 2020, 04:47:47 PM
It was not a sugar mama relationship at all.

I don't know about the sugar, but she's sure acting like she's your mommy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 02, 2020, 04:12:38 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on January 02, 2020, 03:01:54 AM
I'm going to be real, bluemax, she sounds like a bitch.

I don't know about "bitch," but insisting on paying for everything and telling you to "grow up" about your depression and drawing comparisons to her own situation in her days and on her path DOES sound an awful lot like she needs to have control and is treating you as an inferior.

:on_to_the_next_one.gif
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 02, 2020, 07:10:53 AM
Blue starting a new decade bitch free, it may hurt for a while, but with so many flags I think you're better off.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2020, 11:16:58 AM
whatever the root cause that relationship doesn’t sound healthy at all. Might be valuable to take a life pause for a bit and figure out how you got into that in the first place.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 12:25:48 PM
I guess it is just tough, because I was single for so long and found someone I thought was great finally. It has only been about 2 months so far and I'm not claiming I was perfect before this.

Aside from both working crazy demanding jobs, it sometimes feels we don't actually have much else in common. We have slightly similar musical tastes, but almost anytime I pick the music she either openly questions it or tells me later she didn't like it. She's basically reworked my entire apartment layout in the last month, going so far as to buy a couch (which I'm sure wasn't cheap) unprompted and also finding an end table that I paid for to go with my new layout. But like, my apartment certainly needed some TLC, I just don't know if I was ready to do it all at once like this. I sometimes feel like she only wants certain parts or aspects of who I am, and the fact that other things exists frustrates and disappoints her. She's a minimalist with very little stuff and I'm a nerd with stuff. She likes art, and literature and philosophy. And I don't dislike these things but I'm not well versed in them and I'm constantly looking things up because I want to understand her and talk with her but I don't know that I feel she would do the same for me.

I know that I have a fearful/avoidant personality type and I have been going to therapy and working on my issues, but I also know I am not there yet. I don't deny fucking up and it hurts to know I backslid in certain ways.

I'm a fucking mess right now dudes. I haven't really eaten for the past day, and I barely managed to get half a night of sleep last night after the night before being full of mini panic attacks. I've doubled up my dosage of my meds to try and get to some kind of working baseline again. I keep wanting to reach out to her and talk but part of me says I need to give her more time? I don't know. She's also supposed to drop off a late Christmas present and then that is to be the end.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 02, 2020, 12:53:29 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 12:25:48 PM
but almost anytime I pick the music she either openly questions it or tells me later she didn't like it

She's basically reworked my entire apartment layout in the last month, going so far as to buy a couch (which I'm sure wasn't cheap) unprompted and also finding an end table that I paid for to go with my new layout.

I sometimes feel like she only wants certain parts or aspects of who I am, and the fact that other things exists frustrates and disappoints her.

Quote from: Raist on January 02, 2020, 04:09:27 AM
I don't know about the sugar, but she's sure acting like she's your mommy.

She doesn't sound like fun, and absolutely not the right person for you.

2 months should still be the honeymoon period. She's acting and reacting like someone who's been with you for years and is exasperated.

This will only lead to a complete trainwreck, so better call it a day now. You don't sound like you need this shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 01:09:21 PM
I should probably also mention she was still living with the guy until about 3 weeks ago.

I told her before that I didn't want her paying for everything. I am not looking for a caregiver or a mother. I want a partner, I want to share. I appreciate her generosity but I don't know the correct way to reciprocate it.

I did abandon her, alone, on New Years. Let us not forget this because she never will.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 02, 2020, 01:10:58 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 01:09:21 PM
I should probably also mention she was still living with the guy until about 3 weeks ago.

I told her before that I didn't want her paying for everything. I am not looking for a caregiver or a mother. I want a partner, I want to share. I appreciate her generosity but I don't know the correct way to reciprocate it.

Quote
she was still living with the guy until about 3 weeks ago.

 :lol :lol :lol

Dude. You'll be alright. Just forget about her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 02, 2020, 01:11:05 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 01:09:21 PM
I should probably also mention she was still living with the guy until about 3 weeks ago.

I told her before that I didn't want her paying for everything. I am not looking for a caregiver or a mother. I want a partner, I want to share. I appreciate her generosity but I don't know the correct way to reciprocate it.

Reciprocate with choking DUH!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 01:13:18 PM
Quote from: Raist on January 02, 2020, 01:10:58 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 01:09:21 PM
I should probably also mention she was still living with the guy until about 3 weeks ago.

I told her before that I didn't want her paying for everything. I am not looking for a caregiver or a mother. I want a partner, I want to share. I appreciate her generosity but I don't know the correct way to reciprocate it.

Quote
she was still living with the guy until about 3 weeks ago.

 :lol :lol :lol

Dude. You'll be alright. Just forget about her.

Rent free, while finishing up his semester at nursing school she paid for. Also the car she has is because he was a drummer and she needed something big enough to carry his drums in.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2020, 01:19:28 PM
Breh please love yourself more than this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 02, 2020, 02:11:16 PM
lol text or call her to say not to bother dropping off a gift, block her number, and then move on with your life. no one is worth that level of nonsense and its only been two months.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 02, 2020, 04:17:49 PM
Ignore this stupid virgin advice

Keep laying pipe until you have someone else lined up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 02, 2020, 04:20:31 PM
I don't think she's actually angry at you. This is all just part of the codependent roleplaying  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 09:59:59 PM
I am now the not so proud owner of a framed piece of Amano artwork that will eternally remind me of what a colossal fuck up I am.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 02, 2020, 10:01:18 PM
Please post it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 02, 2020, 11:50:38 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 09:59:59 PM
I am now the not so proud owner of a framed piece of Amano artwork that will eternally remind me of what a colossal fuck up I am.

You screwed up, but this wasn't going to work out in the long run in any case.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 03, 2020, 02:22:30 AM
Quote from: chronovore on January 02, 2020, 11:50:38 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 09:59:59 PM
I am now the not so proud owner of a framed piece of Amano artwork that will eternally remind me of what a colossal fuck up I am.

You screwed up, but this wasn't going to work out in the long run in any case.

I told her so many times that I was afraid I'd screw up and she always said she didn't think I could.

I guess realistically, I knew there wasn't a great chance of it lasting super long term but I thought I could grow, change and improve and maybe it would last awhile. I was single for a decade before I met her, I'm pushing 40 and it just feels fucking bleak out there. It's not even about wanting to be married, or have kids, I just hate feeling doomed to be alone. I thought after all this time alone I had improved myself but I feel like such a failure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 03, 2020, 03:21:35 AM
I mean no offense, but I think you forgot how to fall in love and so you're afraid that you must be actually doing something wrong. It's the years of insecurity that builds up and makes you convinced that you must renormalize yourself by letting people walk on you a bit. I've been there.

Move on and know that you did nothing wrong.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 03, 2020, 03:34:55 AM
I've been hesitant to post this on here because I'd rather not be judged harshly by the bore. I am in therapy these days and it's been helpful, but well my doctor is on vacation for the Holiday, so I've been without an outlet and it's really sucked.

I've already talked about my first girlfriend on here and how it "ended". Well it didn't end. It well got pretty shitty months ago and then kind of rebooted.

I make no excuses about myself. I've got a problem and thats that I can get really angry and mad. Well what happen was that I was letting my insecurities get to me as I let something dumb really get to me in that it seemed she enjoyed the company of another dude over me. On XBL, it was dumb. But as I talked with my therapist it really was my fear of being replaced and it just festered so much. But as weeks went on and I tried to communicate that to her, because of whatever problems she was having on her end she wasn't having any of it. And well it exploded into a real heated argument where I said many mean things, meant to really hurt her. So much so that she felt I had had a psychotic break and threatened to get a restraining order. It may not make a diffrence, but I'm not a women beater. I've never laid a hand on her or threatened her life. But I was drunk and beyond mad at her ignoring me and seemingly chose someone else. It wasn't a good look and I felt terrible. I'm sure the bore will judge me as a psycho, but I'm not.

Either way a couple of days later she messaged me and well..we kind of rebooted. We discused what happen and kind of moved on. It was weird, within a week we kind of got back to talking and well her messages became super sexual. Lots of sex talk, sending pictures, and general things she had never done. She said she felt she needed to do this I guess to help the long distance relationship. I don't know it was weird.

And for months thats what it was. XBL playing, talking on the phone, and plenty of sexting. We talked about continuing and repairing things and about how much we cared about each other. I continued to work on myself and try to understand my insecurities, be more open with my problems, and just be a better person.

And things have been goodish...Some arguments, mostly about being open in communication and spending time but nothing earth shattering.

And then she came back for the holiday and things were seemingly ok. We've spent plenty of days together and have had plenty of sex. Saw Star Wars together. Spent NYE together. She's slept over. Things are ok...

But lots of things and thoughts are going on in my head and I feel like I guess sharing.

She went back to work at Target while she was here. I visited her(I don't work there) on Xmas EVE. You may not believe me, but I was pretty well liked at work. I have plenty of people I'm friendly with and I left the job there on good terms. Well when I went to talk to her, the head AP guy awkwardly came up to us and got in between her and me. So I decided to leave and he followed me out telling me to leave the workers alone as I don't work there. Well he awkwardly approached me once before a couple of months back when I was talking to a female worker. Well turns out my "gf" had confined in another worker about what had happen back during ground zero. And I guess the worker felt the need to tell AP. And now I guess to this AP guy I am a women beater/problem. I have never been a criminal and yeah this kind of shook me and I talked to my "gf" about it and she did'nt really care. She was mad that I seemed to be blaming her for it and that this was my fault and she had no interest in telling AP otherwise. I didnt really know what to think about this and I dropped it.

Our relationship is in a weird place as I start to really think about what I want. I recently had my good friend brought me and because he is in a sad co-dependent realtionship with a girl 10 years older then him, she had to come too. It was fine, but it was clear to me from watching them that I did'nt want that. She seemed to have no personality beyond being my friends GF. No spunk, attitudue. Just there and just a GF. I watch another of my friends do nothing put post relationship Facebook posts and snapchats with his gf. He has no life outside of her and has dropped his friends basicly. I don't want that. Relationships outside of romantic ones are important to me.

But at the same time I feel like my "gf" is ashamed of me and I'm just a shadow. I know a lot of these things are just in my head, but bear with me. She is a girl who loves FB and is really active on it and does not acknowledge me on there. She will not post pictures of us, won't let me post pictures of us, wont make status of us(she took a picture of the empty Star wars theater we were at to post pictures, but didnt say she was with me, but made sure to say she was hanging out with her good male friend on NYD). When we play on XBL it's isolated. She has to make it appear offline and I can never play with her XBL friends(my fault, but also not a bad thing. We need our separate things). She seems to have basicly not argued the negative impression her friends, family, and employers have of me. Again my fault, and I guess she has argued for me with her mom as shes freely seen me plenty of times this season.

Again, she has explain to me that a lot of this is result of the sexual abuse she sufferd. From what I can understand, I guess her abuse was tied to people also not listening to her and claiming she was a whore and wanted it as well. Then there was the whole quid pro thing she had during her college job and I guess it's just she feels like being in a relationship and having sex with somone is something wrong and to be ashamed of. So she has to fight that.

And I get it, but I also don't know what I want. Maybe it's ego, but I want to celebrate my relationship, not hide it. I want to do what normal people in love do. Maybe I'm shallow. I also feel though that many times she paints me as the bad person and doesnt really want to listen to what I'm trying to say.

I also still have a lot of insecurities. I actually have gotten better. I feel better about myself in general. I feel more calm about me and self assured.

But..I feel insecure as an romantic partner. I still have an ejaculation issue and a porn addiction. I feel like I'm unable to satisfy her even though she claims I can an do. I still feel insecure about her playing with her Cod friends( i guess her metting the dude was a lie), but I try to just do whatever and realize that it's been acknowledged, but it's nothing.


I don't know. With her here and all thats happen, I've had a lot of thoughts and questions on my mind. I enjoy her company a lot, but I don't know what I want I guess and I really can't figure out what to do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 03, 2020, 04:26:29 AM
Sorry but, didn't she jump on a married dude's dick a couple days after you broke up?

With all the rest, there are so many red flags it feels like a communist party rally.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 03, 2020, 04:30:57 AM
Apparently not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on January 03, 2020, 07:52:55 AM
 :notlikethis
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 03, 2020, 07:55:20 AM
you have to isolate yourselves playing XBL?

She's addicted to facebook but will flat out blank your relationship status?

Co-workers feel like you're harassing / beating her?

Just a few flags there.

This will only end badly for you sorry to say.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on January 03, 2020, 08:04:32 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 03, 2020, 04:30:57 AM
Apparently not.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2019, 09:06:56 PM
I can upload the text she sent me. It’s not very exciting. Just her telling me he was driving through the area, that she doesn’t know what’s going to happen, but she is lonely and doesn’t have many friends so she’s up for meeting this guy. That whatever happens we should still talk and be normal.

Then later she went into some detail about the sex.

So she lied to you to hurt you or what was that?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 03, 2020, 08:07:29 AM
Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the eventual Rahx porn :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 03, 2020, 08:18:32 AM
Quote from: bluemax on January 03, 2020, 02:22:30 AM
Quote from: chronovore on January 02, 2020, 11:50:38 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 09:59:59 PM
I am now the not so proud owner of a framed piece of Amano artwork that will eternally remind me of what a colossal fuck up I am.

You screwed up, but this wasn't going to work out in the long run in any case.

I told her so many times that I was afraid I'd screw up and she always said she didn't think I could.

I guess realistically, I knew there wasn't a great chance of it lasting super long term but I thought I could grow, change and improve and maybe it would last awhile. I was single for a decade before I met her, I'm pushing 40 and it just feels fucking bleak out there. It's not even about wanting to be married, or have kids, I just hate feeling doomed to be alone. I thought after all this time alone I had improved myself but I feel like such a failure.

Sorry, I want to be more clear: abandoning her on NYE seems like a screwup, maybe it is, maybe it isn't. But that's not why I thought it wouldn't last. It sounds like she has control issues and she's subjecting you to being under her thumb. It sounds like you weren't into that, so I thought that would eventually cause a schism.

What I meant to encourage was being nice to yourself and realizing that you can move on.

If you want back together with her, there's maybe a way to do that. Let her control all that stuff like not letting you pay, and redecorating your apartment, etc.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 03, 2020, 12:17:01 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 09:59:59 PM
I am now the not so proud owner of a framed piece of Amano artwork that will eternally remind me of what a colossal fuck up I am.
newsfeed btw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 03, 2020, 12:38:13 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on January 03, 2020, 03:21:35 AM
I mean no offense, but I think you forgot how to fall in love and so you're afraid that you must be actually doing something wrong. It's the years of insecurity that builds up and makes you convinced that you must renormalize yourself by letting people walk on you a bit. I've been there.

Move on and know that you did nothing wrong.

I think there is a lot of truth to this, but I don't fully agree that I did nothing wrong.

Quote from: chronovore on January 03, 2020, 08:18:32 AM
Quote from: bluemax on January 03, 2020, 02:22:30 AM
Quote from: chronovore on January 02, 2020, 11:50:38 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 02, 2020, 09:59:59 PM
I am now the not so proud owner of a framed piece of Amano artwork that will eternally remind me of what a colossal fuck up I am.

You screwed up, but this wasn't going to work out in the long run in any case.

I told her so many times that I was afraid I'd screw up and she always said she didn't think I could.

I guess realistically, I knew there wasn't a great chance of it lasting super long term but I thought I could grow, change and improve and maybe it would last awhile. I was single for a decade before I met her, I'm pushing 40 and it just feels fucking bleak out there. It's not even about wanting to be married, or have kids, I just hate feeling doomed to be alone. I thought after all this time alone I had improved myself but I feel like such a failure.

Sorry, I want to be more clear: abandoning her on NYE seems like a screwup, maybe it is, maybe it isn't. But that's not why I thought it wouldn't last. It sounds like she has control issues and she's subjecting you to being under her thumb. It sounds like you weren't into that, so I thought that would eventually cause a schism.

What I meant to encourage was being nice to yourself and realizing that you can move on.

If you want back together with her, there's maybe a way to do that. Let her control all that stuff like not letting you pay, and redecorating your apartment, etc.

Right, the NYE thing and letting my anxiety take hold about money on her birthday were two major screwups. But I also agree that at some point I think she was going to ask me to give up too much of who I am. Cleaning my apartment, upgrading my furniture, sure those things I know I need to do and wanted to do. But giving up all control, not having decision making power (no matter how much she claimed I did) and avoiding things I liked to avoid conflict, those things were going to be issues eventually.

I think about all the parts I liked, and all the stuff I was looking forward to and it hurts a lot. And I think about how long and hard it was to find someone and it hurts even more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 03, 2020, 12:46:19 PM
Wow bluemax. I know it hurts but dude. Seriously

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/4bpgqEqmOTwuk/source.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 03, 2020, 12:47:20 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 03, 2020, 12:46:19 PM
Wow bluemax. I know it hurts but dude. Seriously

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/4bpgqEqmOTwuk/source.gif)

I guess I'm just not there yet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 03, 2020, 01:31:09 PM
So my romantic Life in 2020 is off to a strange start.

Talked and met up with a girl, who was worried that all I was into was sex. She picked me up last night, wanting me to kiss her. We make out, I rub on her, she takes off clothes, I suck on one of her tits, in her car, at my work parking lot. Eventually finger her. She was very horny and into all of this.  After all this, she takes me home, and then ghosts me.

 I don't feel hurt at all, just confused in a very humorous way I guess? .

"Promise me you don't want me just for sex"

 *picks me up with the direct and spoken intention of making out

*tells me to do sexual things

*ghosts me

She probably realized or felt she was more horny than anything and maybe not that into me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 03, 2020, 02:32:48 PM
Quote from: mormapope on January 03, 2020, 01:31:09 PM
So my romantic Life in 2020 is off to a strange start.

Talked and met up with a girl, who was worried that all I was into was sex. She picked me up last night, wanting me to kiss her. We make out, I rub on her, she takes off clothes, I suck on one of her tits, in her car, at my work parking lot. Eventually finger her. She was very horny and into all of this.  After all this, she takes me home, and then ghosts me.

 I don't feel hurt at all, just confused in a very humorous way I guess? .

"Promise me you don't want me just for sex"

 *picks me up with the direct and spoken intention of making out

*tells me to do sexual things

*ghosts me

She probably realized or felt she was more horny than anything and maybe not that into me.

Bitches be crazy my dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EchoRin on January 03, 2020, 07:26:59 PM
Anybody else getting an absurd amount of ads on Facebook from all the various online relationship apps/sites? I'm getting Tinder, Zoosk, Bumble, Match.com, Plenty of Fish, MeetMe and who knows what else. Like damn, does the new year suddenly spurt a massive uptick in people looking for new relationships?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 03, 2020, 08:24:06 PM
Nye parties get wild and break ppl up?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 03, 2020, 08:58:55 PM
End of year is stressful for EVERYBODY. Families get in more fights. It makes sense that couples would hit some kind of peak stress and break up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 03, 2020, 09:12:01 PM
Cuffing season is over and all the fuckups like me are back on the market?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 03, 2020, 09:14:30 PM
How to get over someone quick. Rebound? What if I cry during sex. And not the good kinda crying.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 03, 2020, 09:19:11 PM
pick a distraction which may or may not be sexual in nature and just sink your teeth into it

and bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 03, 2020, 09:53:15 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 03, 2020, 09:12:01 PM
Cuffing season is over and all the fuckups like me are back on the market?
You're not a fuckup and saying stupid stuff like this is hurtful, not helpful.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 04, 2020, 12:57:38 AM
Quote from: Sophie on January 03, 2020, 09:14:30 PM
How to get over someone quick. Rebound? What if I cry during sex. And not the good kinda crying.

Time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 04, 2020, 01:07:13 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 26, 2019, 08:56:22 PM
Far be it for me to apply more nuance to a 4chan shitpost, but I see the general gist of such sentiments is get a personality and some drive cause a lot of people shape their personality entirely on the entertainment they consume to the point where there isn't much to them beyond their opinions on what is generally children's media.

Like no girl gives a shit if you have an FF ranking or what your FF ranking is, she cares if you're smart/funny/confident/etc.

You call me a Middle East weeaboo but I'm actually that for Basques (don't ask).

When I was in London with my SO we went through Covent Garden and she pointed out a Basque restaurant then said, "I was here for work [while we were broken up], saw this, and thought of you."

Have dumb shit about you for people to remember you by, and by dumb shit I don't mean nerd shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 04, 2020, 01:10:13 AM
Quote from: Kara on January 04, 2020, 01:07:13 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 26, 2019, 08:56:22 PM
Far be it for me to apply more nuance to a 4chan shitpost, but I see the general gist of such sentiments is get a personality and some drive cause a lot of people shape their personality entirely on the entertainment they consume to the point where there isn't much to them beyond their opinions on what is generally children's media.

Like no girl gives a shit if you have an FF ranking or what your FF ranking is, she cares if you're smart/funny/confident/etc.

You call me a Middle East weeaboo but I'm actually that for Basques (don't ask).

Sorry but I'm gonna have to ask.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 04, 2020, 04:02:55 AM
Quote from: Sophie on January 03, 2020, 09:14:30 PM
How to get over someone quick. Rebound? What if I cry during sex. And not the good kinda crying.
Give yourself self-care time. Be kind to yourself. Realize it's not you, and not them, but the personal dynamic that didn't work.

…unless they were a fuckup, in which case they can fuck off.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 03, 2020, 09:53:15 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 03, 2020, 09:12:01 PM
Cuffing season is over and all the fuckups like me are back on the market?
You're not a fuckup and saying stupid stuff like this is hurtful, not helpful.
:respect
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 04, 2020, 08:19:29 AM
Quote from: Raist on January 04, 2020, 12:57:38 AM
Quote from: Sophie on January 03, 2020, 09:14:30 PM
How to get over someone quick. Rebound? What if I cry during sex. And not the good kinda crying.

Time.

This works great, I can attest to that !
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It's getting a bit long now though.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 04, 2020, 08:30:00 AM
I mean. Becoming buddies is obviously not going to help.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 04, 2020, 08:32:35 AM
Quote from: Raist on January 04, 2020, 08:30:00 AM
I mean. Becoming buddies is obviously not going to help.

Oh no that part is working fine. I just mean blue balls in general.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 04, 2020, 04:36:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 01, 2020, 03:47:47 PM
Went to Asheville last night for NYE and boned a 30 something mental health therapist.  :doge

I motor boated one of her friend’s giant boobs as well.  :doge

Happy New Year, binches
Going back to AVL tonight for round 2.

:rash :cody  :marimo :ryker :letsfukk :woody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 04, 2020, 04:57:20 PM
Been watching a lot of Love After Lockup and it was giving me some feels, so I did a little searching on dating sites. Do you think this hunk of man is a good match for me?

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/william-103804.html

Ypsilanti for PD, that was his hood, right? She’s very young. Easy to manipulate. She is in prison until 2032 though so be careful!

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/cherri-324006.html

Okay, just looks like a felony DUI death. She’s safe to date!

This one’s in for possession with intent to distribute ampersands. Those erotic letters must look absolutely tantric:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/adrianna-1001296877.html
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 04, 2020, 06:06:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/GGGu1Ah.jpg)

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/luis-arroyo-and-cristobal-murder-hector-hernandez_n_3312024


“The gruesome allegations became fact on Monday when Luis and Cristobal Arroyo — 17 and 15 — pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the death of Hector Hernandez-Valde

On June 1, 2012, Luis Arroyo invited the victim over to his house in Tacoma, where the two got in a fight. Cristobal Arroyo heard the struggle and witnessed the two battling over a knife. Cristobal stabbed Hernandez-Valdez in the neck and back, and the brothers dragged him to the bathtub.

While Hernandez-Valdez was still alive, the brothers stabbed or cut him 34 times, prosecutors said. The victim also had 60 small puncture wounds on his back and his skull was fractured, meaning he was likely attacked with a bat or hammer. Then the pair cut his throat in the bathtub.

The boys’ mother found the victim’s remains on a bed sheet, and drove to a nearby police station, according to KOMO.

Police say Luis Arroyo and Hernandez-Valdez had been fighting over $166 and less than 40 grams of pot.”
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 04, 2020, 10:14:22 PM
Alright, I’ve decided to write him and try to make him my boyfriend so I have relationship drama to share.

What should my angle be? Should I be fascinated about his crimes and the details of them? Should I pretend like I don’t know who he is and play dumb and see what he tells me about himself? Should I say I read about him and I’m interested in how his mind has worked at various points in his life? Oh my god I’m so giddy. I’ve never talked to someone that crushed multiple heads in with a splitting maul—what do you think he likes? What should I play up?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 04, 2020, 10:19:21 PM
I hate how they phrase it "less than 40 grams of pot". Maybe 40 grams of pot isn't that much for a Huffington Post writer, but here in the real world that isn't some trivial amount.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 04, 2020, 10:23:27 PM
Yes it is trivial!  That’s like an ounce and a half, right? That’s a few hundred bucks. Like 500 at most but my street price info is very stale now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 04, 2020, 10:25:11 PM
If you're struggling with an unfulfilling life near or at middle age trying to dupe a resident of the penal system on a singles site might not be the way to go.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 04, 2020, 10:26:45 PM
Not unless you want to be yanked off the stage by said convict.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 04, 2020, 10:28:00 PM
There are no reasonable options for me other than dating someone that is already serving life without parole, dude. Can you really deny that?

Also, to clarify, I’m talking about the first man I posted, not the fucking dufus in Washington serving 1st degree time over a few hundred dollars of weed. What a dumb 15 year old.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 04, 2020, 10:31:59 PM
You have to pay for your own toiletries in prison now (because the 8th amendment is derelict) and I doubt he's got sympathetic family so just offer quid pro quo: toothpaste for conjugal visits
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 04, 2020, 10:33:40 PM
Actually, last night I read most of the book someone wrote about him. His family is wealthy and actively enabled the abuse of his wives. They monitored them for him and reported on everything they did. He’s prob mostly okay. Supported him at court, too. One of his sisters hates him though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 04, 2020, 10:54:04 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 04, 2020, 10:28:00 PM
There are no reasonable options for me other than dating someone that is already serving life without parole, dude. Can you really deny that?

I'm the hopepunk guy, of course I can. :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 04, 2020, 11:16:25 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 04, 2020, 10:23:27 PM
Yes it is trivial!  That’s like an ounce and a half, right? That’s a few hundred bucks. Like 500 at most but my street price info is very stale now.

Mr. i'm-so-dark TVC wouldn't even kill a guy over $688 lol

Why you wanna date this guy if you think he's such a dumbass. You can do better
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 04, 2020, 11:32:21 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on January 04, 2020, 11:16:25 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 04, 2020, 10:23:27 PM
Yes it is trivial!  That’s like an ounce and a half, right? That’s a few hundred bucks. Like 500 at most but my street price info is very stale now.

Mr. i'm-so-dark TVC wouldn't even kill a guy over $688 lol

Why you wanna date this guy if you think he's such a dumbass. You can do better

No, dumbass, this is the dude I want to date.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/william-103804.html

(https://i.imgur.com/AAt0ZqL.jpg)

I wouldn’t date someone as young as the pup in the pic in the previous post. I just like looking at the young ads because young people are more likely to have committed hilariously stupid crimes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 05, 2020, 01:10:14 AM
sluts :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 05, 2020, 01:22:55 AM
Ugh there’s this Mexican cutie and I swear to god I will become catholic just to eat it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 05, 2020, 01:32:49 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 04, 2020, 11:32:21 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on January 04, 2020, 11:16:25 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 04, 2020, 10:23:27 PM
Yes it is trivial!  That’s like an ounce and a half, right? That’s a few hundred bucks. Like 500 at most but my street price info is very stale now.

Mr. i'm-so-dark TVC wouldn't even kill a guy over $688 lol

Why you wanna date this guy if you think he's such a dumbass. You can do better

No, dumbass, this is the dude I want to date.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/william-103804.html
Why is everything in quotes lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 05, 2020, 01:35:35 AM
Did Speed Dating tonight with a gal friend. Was fairly  :doge and was fun hearing about the  :doge from her side as well.

Key nugget from a Japanese gal:

Me: What do you want to be doing in 5 years?
Her: I want to be an american policewoman. I did karate as a kid and I want to help people. It seems scary in America with guns, but I think it will be worth it!

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 05, 2020, 01:37:41 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on January 05, 2020, 01:32:49 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 04, 2020, 11:32:21 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on January 04, 2020, 11:16:25 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 04, 2020, 10:23:27 PM
Yes it is trivial!  That’s like an ounce and a half, right? That’s a few hundred bucks. Like 500 at most but my street price info is very stale now.

Mr. i'm-so-dark TVC wouldn't even kill a guy over $688 lol

Why you wanna date this guy if you think he's such a dumbass. You can do better

No, dumbass, this is the dude I want to date.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/william-103804.html
Why is everything in quotes lol


Dunno. I think it may either because he’s 65 now and if he was crazy then, he’s even worse now, or it’s some sort of code for someone on the outside. He’s also really smart; the dumb hick thing is an act. He speaks a few language and can quote classic literature. Maybe a combo of all these. Oh, and despite what he says there, he doesn’t like his daughter. He abandoned her Soon after she was born and disappeared for months.

He’ll probably be one of the unfortunately famous ones in a few years. His story is really disturbing. I had to stop reading at a few points because I felt so terrible for his ex-wives.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 05, 2020, 01:39:04 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 05, 2020, 01:37:41 AM
Dunno. I think it may either because he’s 65 now and if he was crazy then, he’s even worse now, or it’s some sort of code for someone on the outside. He’s also really smart; the dumb hick thing is an act. He speaks multiple languages and can extensively quote classic literature. Maybe a combo of all these. Oh, and despite what he says there, he doesn’t like his daughter. He abandoned her a few days after she was born and disappeared for months.
I don’t think he’s your type anyway, not into you getting spit roasted  :(
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Then Bill explained that he was trying to fulfill her fantasy of making love to two men. He reminded her that he'd asked her what sort of fantasy man she'd want, "and since he was blond and blue-eyed, I said maybe someone with dark hair and green eyes. But it was a joke."

But now Bill's friend, green-eyed, dark-haired "Jesse," was apparently waiting in the room next to theirs.

Karen didn't want two men in her bed, only one: Bill. She screamed at him, so angry that she started putting on her clothes, getting ready to leave. When the telephone rang again, Bill picked it up, said "No," and hung up.

Later, he told her she'd passed a test. "If you had said yes, our relationship would have been over," he said. "We'd have had a good time first, but it would have been over."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 05, 2020, 01:42:05 AM
Karen is like the strongest person in the world.

The story gets so much worse from there, man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 05, 2020, 01:53:44 AM
Yeah did some reading, terrible stuff, also came across this:
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.true-crime/4ke7CquwfcY
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It is very sad that William does not LOVE himself. In reading his comments
below, it becomes clear that he does NOT love himself. That is tragic. He
SHOULD be able to kill fellow humans, and love himself and his accomplishments.
But he can't. His True Reality is too weak. He is not in touch with the glory
of his own life. He canaccept the fact that he had an ABSOLUTE RIGHT to kill
these women. His mindset is still that of a little boy. He thinks he has done
something wrong in killing the 3 gals, and that he deserves to be "punished".
Very sad. William even EXPLAINS that he WANTED to get caught, and committed the
murders as he did, even LEAVING one gal ALIVE, because he wants her to testify
against him in court. here we see a killer with a real SELF-ESTEEM problem. He
does NOT love himself. This is tragic. He genuinelly does not accept the FACT
that he had a 100% valid, True Reality right to avenge his own suffering by
slaughtering fellow humans. Even though he CARRIED OUT the killings, he doesn't
feel he had a legitimate right to do so.

  All I can say is that his mindset is a tragic one. I am glad my mindset is
totally different. And while I fully respect William's True Reality, I am very
glad that my mindset and the mindsets of many other aspiring and actual
predators is that of LOVE of self, recognition of our right to seek and claim
vengeance through violence, and the understanding that every victim has an
absolute right to victimize others, and to feel not a SHRED of guilt or remorse
or invalidation or low self-esteem, over what we are and what life choices we
make.
I assume the guy writing this is on a watch list cuz  :dayum
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 05, 2020, 01:55:59 AM
Oh I guess this is a whole “thing” https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/57lru8/who_is_joe1orbit/

Will have to read all this over a glass of wine
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 05, 2020, 01:56:06 AM
Did you read about the time when he pitchforked his cat?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 05, 2020, 02:00:48 AM
I’ve been listening to serial killer podcasts to help me sleep at night out here, Eddie kemper’s cat issues are hard to beat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 05, 2020, 02:01:53 AM
It was a whore for his sister!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 05, 2020, 02:51:42 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on January 05, 2020, 01:55:59 AM
Oh I guess this is a whole “thing” https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/57lru8/who_is_joe1orbit/

Will have to read all this over a glass of wine

This is another fascinating rabbit hole.  He’s featured in an old documentary from 1989 that also features GG Allin. I guess it’s a docu on fringe weirdos, and he’s had this shtick since the 80s.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affliction_(1996_film)

Info from a review:

“Other interesting individual in this movie is Full Force Frank. Dating back to 1989, Full Force Frank had published some notorious zines where he had promised to commit a massacre one day. In every issue of his zine, he ranted and raved about his killing plans. He was so determined and so outspoken about them that even the FBI came looking for him (or so he said). In "Affliction", Full Force Frank shows his collection of guns and basically talks about mass-murder. Mark Hejnar had never seen him or been at Full Force Frank's apartment by the way. Hejnar wanted to do an interview with him, but instead of that, Full Force Frank had sent him a video cassette with the material that you'll see in "Affliction". In the end of this documentary Hejnar announced that "frank dropped out of sight awhile ago" and yes, it is true. Full Force Frank mysteriously disappeared in the late summer of 1991. He discontinued his pen-pal relationship with everyone, never giving an explanation, but from the beginning of September 1996, he appeared in the internet under the name Joe1orbit and has been an active Usenet poster‘

He was arrested with a. Bunch of fake IDs in 2002. I’d date it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 05, 2020, 02:57:32 AM
The relationship thread is finally readable again.

TVC :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 05, 2020, 03:24:32 AM
Check out the price tag on joe1orbit’s work:

https://www.abebooks.com/book-search/author/full-force-frank/

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Frank's Zine, Brooklyn, NY, 1989. 60+ pp. each. Scarce and important example of this phenomena of the zine world. Frank claimed to be a psychopath, planning some kind of big mass murder. While he smoldered, he wrote these zines and sent them, rather inexpensively, to zinesters. He was a good correspondent, writing long letters in blood-red pen, always signed SINcerely and PSYCHOpathically yours. Later, zinesters began to realize that this self-proclaimed psychopath was much more than a mere faker or big talker. They started to think he was the FBI infiltration of the zine world. What a great idea, try to get leads on psychopaths via the zine world. He did get Mike Diana to submit some art for back cover and interiors. A lot of his clips came from gun magazines and what look like magazines for police and military. Whatever he was, these controversial zines are intriguing, and an important part of zine history. Frank disappeared just as suddenly as he appeared. A few videos of him are on the 'net. 9 Side stapled xerographic zines, with cardstock covers and a a couple of cardstock interior pages. Built to last. Readwear. Minor browning to covers. No. 5 has water stain on cover. No. 6 cover wrinkled. No. 8 has 1 pp. color xerox collage interior. Very good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Crash Dummy on January 05, 2020, 03:58:31 AM
Quote from: Kara on January 04, 2020, 01:07:13 AM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 26, 2019, 08:56:22 PM
Far be it for me to apply more nuance to a 4chan shitpost, but I see the general gist of such sentiments is get a personality and some drive cause a lot of people shape their personality entirely on the entertainment they consume to the point where there isn't much to them beyond their opinions on what is generally children's media.

Like no girl gives a shit if you have an FF ranking or what your FF ranking is, she cares if you're smart/funny/confident/etc.

You call me a Middle East weeaboo but I'm actually that for Basques (don't ask).

When I was in London with my SO we went through Covent Garden and she pointed out a Basque restaurant then said, "I was here for work [while we were broken up], saw this, and thought of you."

Have dumb shit about you for people to remember you by, and by dumb shit I don't mean nerd shit.
early in the relationship when my gf saw i liked to read, she bought me a book on emotional intelligence  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 05, 2020, 07:30:09 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 05, 2020, 02:57:32 AM
The relationship thread is finally readable again.

TVC :rejoice
Imagine using a relationship thread on this gutter trash forum for normie bullshit problems :girlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 06, 2020, 04:04:28 AM
Speed dating did not go so well. Got my scorecard today and only 1 of the 5 women I picked matched back. And from what I hear from my gal friend a lot of the guys were pretty awkward. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I have too high opinion of myself in terms of what a good catch I am outside my height. I sorta was expecting at least 3-5 of the women to match back since I was able to hold conversations and at least I thought I came across as fun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on January 06, 2020, 04:06:52 AM
Quote from: Atramental on January 04, 2020, 04:36:34 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 01, 2020, 03:47:47 PM
Went to Asheville last night for NYE and boned a 30 something mental health therapist.  :doge

I motor boated one of her friend’s giant boobs as well.  :doge

Happy New Year, binches
Going back to AVL tonight for round 2.

:rash :cody  :marimo :ryker :letsfukk :woody
She’s planning to come down to my city this weekend, brehs. :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 06, 2020, 09:17:56 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on January 06, 2020, 04:04:28 AM
Speed dating did not go so well. Got my scorecard today and only 1 of the 5 women I picked matched back. And from what I hear from my gal friend a lot of the guys were pretty awkward. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I have too high opinion of myself in terms of what a good catch I am outside my height. I sorta was expecting at least 3-5 of the women to match back since I was able to hold conversations and at least I thought I came across as fun.

Don't think too much about it. Sometimes you miss. Sometimes it's not even about you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 06, 2020, 10:12:03 AM
Well this is awkward as fuck.

In early December, I was feeling lonely and decided to stalk my ex-gf on Facebook. We broke up 10 years ago, so this is extra sad.

Her profile is pretty locked down, so I looked at her sister's profiles to see if they had any juicy info (they did not).

Yesterday, Facebook sent me a notification suggesting I add the younger sister as my friend.

If Facebook sent the same suggestion to her, my cover is blown :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 06, 2020, 10:34:48 AM
Plot twist: the younger sister was james’ stalking target all along. Also, she’s twelve.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 06, 2020, 10:43:30 AM
Quote
If Facebook sent the same suggestion to her, my cover is blown

Facebook is pretty heavy handed (and frighteningly effective) with those suggestions, it doesn't mean anything.

Don't be a creep tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 10:56:50 AM
James, you need to just send her a message on facebook asking for her back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 06, 2020, 11:13:22 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 06, 2020, 10:34:48 AM
Plot twist: the younger sister was james’ stalking target all along. Also, she’s twelve.

And identifies as a cephalopod.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 11:15:57 AM
Quote from: riotous on January 06, 2020, 11:14:59 AM
The fact James is old enough to have a 10 years in the past gf makes him all the creepier lol

he's 32 now, she's now just finishing college.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 06, 2020, 11:24:04 AM
Is james actually James Woods or is that still only my personal pet theory?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 06, 2020, 12:25:51 PM
Ugh

I was doing so goddamn well, just focussing on myself, went running and doing pushups each day and trying to make some happn/tinder matches happen.
Hit upon a few tinder matches and one of them already wants to go out for drinks this or next week.

Then I was high on confidence, when I went to the coffee shop this saturday this sexy ginger girl who works there was behind the counter, we were talking about NYE and how it all went, I said some friends came by we went to a party on the fifth then came back down to hang out and smoke weed. She was like aw Yeah I totally get you just chilling in your new crib.. and I said (i don't know what came over me) well maybe this is kinda weird since we don't really know eachother but.. if you want we can hang out sometime and you can check out my new crib as well?

She was like.. uhh yeah that's weird.. no just kidding I'd like that that's cool! In the meantime while we were talking a line of about 10 dudes had formed behind me, so I said ok well let's plan something when there's not 10 people standing behind me in line.

Now I know I'm probably a dumbass and should have asked for her digits then and there but Im sure ill be allright. If not thats cool too. Still I feel like I should have ' closed ' the deal to hook up at least right then and there.

Now I feel like a worthless loser again, all on my own -_-. Im bored man this shit sucks.

TO TOP IT ALL OFF

The woman from work randomly started texting me over the weekend about some Witcher discussion we had at work. She thought I had said that the bard from Witcher 3 was called Roach. When I clearly was talking about the horse. So on friday after work (she normally never texts me ever unless its work related) she was like oh I understand your confusion the bard isnt called Roach but the horse is. Didn't actually respond till it was sunday but I was like ok so I was totally right. She said nah not at all you said the bard was called Roach. I was like nuhuh no way I did that'b crazy.

Not that that probably means jack shit, just annoying that she is contacting me when im trying to get over her basically -_-

Nothing important just weird af all of a sudden she's texting me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 06, 2020, 01:00:13 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 06, 2020, 10:34:48 AM
Plot twist: the younger sister was james’ stalking target all along. Also, she’s twelve.

Well she was, at the time. Which makes her 22-23 now.


Quote from: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 10:56:50 AM
James, you need to just send her a message on facebook asking for her back.

I dont want her back, I just want to know if shes miserable without me

Quote from: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 11:15:57 AM
Quote from: riotous on January 06, 2020, 11:14:59 AM
The fact James is old enough to have a 10 years in the past gf makes him all the creepier lol

he's 32 now, she's now just finishing college.

Whats exceptionally creepy is that you are exactly right and now Im going to kill myself



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 06, 2020, 01:06:40 PM
Hope you’re better at killing yourself than Shonda ::)

I believe in you :salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 06, 2020, 02:23:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8bKZJ8z.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/mMokcRL.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/S0tCbL0.jpg)

tasty  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 06, 2020, 02:24:35 PM
red lobster :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 06, 2020, 02:25:41 PM
bluemax's ex
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 06, 2020, 02:26:28 PM
get a real job, then holla at me  :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 06, 2020, 02:45:43 PM
treat yo self :delicious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2020, 02:49:50 PM
Quote from: filler on January 06, 2020, 02:23:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8bKZJ8z.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/mMokcRL.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/S0tCbL0.jpg)

tasty  ???

Sir, this is a Arby's.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on January 06, 2020, 03:54:14 PM
ngl, Red Lobster is pretty expensive tho  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 06, 2020, 04:01:47 PM
MMarsu I think you're thinking too hard about it. Going by your story your pick up game exists, you manage to create opportunities for yourself "in the wild". It will lead somewhere at one point.

Don't get angsty about your coworker. Considering the sort of trouble you had with it I'd probably just abide to "no cock on the clock" rule. She's being friendly and that's nice, enjoy it for that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 06, 2020, 04:02:35 PM
Maybe she's trying to reset her relationship with mmarsu after he made everything awkward.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 06, 2020, 04:07:18 PM
red lobsters menu looks like absolute shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 06, 2020, 05:22:22 PM
Quote from: filler on January 06, 2020, 02:23:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8bKZJ8z.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/mMokcRL.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/S0tCbL0.jpg)

tasty  ???
turns out she was just some fat white girl chasing after a black king  :neogaf whale bitch tried to save face on her twitter, but she is a simp  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 05:34:03 PM
The fuck is red lobster? Some sort of poor man food?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 06, 2020, 05:36:37 PM
https://twitter.com/jaleciaslife/status/1214245064165281792

https://twitter.com/__SXPH/status/1214245664663724035

 ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 06, 2020, 05:39:59 PM
I did the all you can eat shrimp and overdosed on sodium RIP
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 05:55:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 06, 2020, 05:37:12 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 05:34:03 PM
The fuck is red lobster? Some sort of poor man food?

It’s a chain owned by the people behind Olive Garden

They are attempts at appearing fancy but super chain-y and the food is just coated in butter.

It does taste good and Red Lobster legit has live lobster on site that they kill and cook but there’s nothing subtle about the food;  salt butter pasta lobster.

You might be joking but half of you are from yurop so thought maybe you didn’t know lol

Like I said I’m not from Europe but lived here long enough to not know what it actually is,

Sounds fancy if you’re super poor though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 06, 2020, 05:56:46 PM
wait, where in yurop do you live, ghoul?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on January 06, 2020, 06:00:47 PM
A client invited us to dinner at Red Lobster at my previous job.
Probably still one of the better restaurants in St.Louis though.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 06:03:48 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 06, 2020, 05:56:46 PM
wait, where in yurop do you live, ghoul?

Why do you want to know?! No dox here.

London if you gotta know
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on January 06, 2020, 06:06:46 PM
you gon and fucked up ghoul
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 06:08:06 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on January 06, 2020, 06:06:46 PM
you gon and fucked up ghoul

I’ve given a town... I know his face and where he lives...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 06, 2020, 06:19:54 PM
fuck his ass, ghoul!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 06, 2020, 06:20:48 PM
i've never been to a red lobster. it was always olive garden for fancy chain dinners back in the day 8)

or a trip to sizzler 8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 06:24:38 PM
Quote from: filler on January 06, 2020, 06:19:54 PM
fuck his ass, ghoul!

Not pretty enough for me TBH. He’s only good for meth heads and sluts looking for a baby real quick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 06, 2020, 06:25:05 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 06, 2020, 09:27:31 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 05:34:03 PM
The fuck is red lobster? Some sort of poor man food?


It’s a joint that scares shit out from under your fridge and boils it for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 06, 2020, 09:27:55 PM
Olive Garden > Red Lobster
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 06, 2020, 11:03:21 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 06, 2020, 02:25:41 PM
bluemax's ex

I think she would've dumped me on the spot for suggesting Red Lobster. I mean we ended up going to Sprouts and getting a bunch of random food on Christmas Day because none of the non chain pizza places were open.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
We were going to go to a fancy Chinese place but one of her cats was missing for almost a day, so she was too stressed/scared to go away for that long. The cat came back not long after we got back from the store, and the food we did eat was quite delicious.
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 07, 2020, 01:03:17 AM
Muhrican "restaurants" :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 07, 2020, 04:37:45 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 06, 2020, 12:25:51 PM
She thought I had said that the bard from Witcher 3 was called Roach. When I clearly was talking about the horse.

Next time you see her. Tell her that in the Spanish version of The Witcher, the horse is called La cucaracha. Do the song and dance as you say it.

Guaranteed succes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 07, 2020, 04:39:50 AM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on January 07, 2020, 04:37:45 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 06, 2020, 12:25:51 PM
She thought I had said that the bard from Witcher 3 was called Roach. When I clearly was talking about the horse.

Next time you see her. Tell her that in the Spanish version of The Witcher, the horse is called La cucaracha. Do the song and dance as you say it.

Guaranteed succes.

Now that's humour ! I would be totally on board to do that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 05:16:48 AM
 :lol I dont know how to do the lecucaracha dance tho  ???

But thats funny haha
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 07, 2020, 08:07:43 AM
MM doing la cucaracha would probably summon some strange Norse God
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 07, 2020, 09:40:47 AM
So someone I hooked up with recently lovingly said I have really soft elbows as she caressed my right elbow. What is this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 07, 2020, 11:14:06 AM
Now Facebook is recommending the younger sister of a person I worked with in 2012

 :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 01:00:35 PM
brehs I went to the shop today and this girl was working again

she put my number in her phone said ill send u a msg later

she sent a message an hour later  :lawd

Now I dont know how to respond lulz
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 01:01:43 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 07, 2020, 08:07:43 AM
MM doing la cucaracha would probably summon some strange Norse God

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/ddf4e8693e715461af504d9b43d38a19/tenor.gif?itemid=12825750)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on January 07, 2020, 01:03:13 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 01:00:35 PM
brehs I went to the shop today and this girl was working again

she put my number in her phone said ill send u a msg later

she sent a message an hour later  :lawd

Now I dont know how to respond lulz
"Are you into choking?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 01:48:05 PM
well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?

lmao

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/003/866/nfNeT7YvTozx0cv7ze3mplZpo1_500.gif)

I am the worst @ texting btw I hate it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on January 07, 2020, 01:50:45 PM
Hey it's an improvement to asking her if you can choke her out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 07, 2020, 02:01:21 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 01:00:35 PM
brehs I went to the shop today and this girl was working again

she put my number in her phone said ill send u a msg later

she sent a message an hour later  :lawd

Now I dont know how to respond lulz

"Wanna see my new H&M outfit?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 07, 2020, 02:19:56 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 01:48:05 PM
well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?

lmao

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/003/866/nfNeT7YvTozx0cv7ze3mplZpo1_500.gif)

I am the worst @ texting btw I hate it

The preamble is cringe but asking about her day is the way to her lily white butt

And please, relegate broaching choking until she gives you a clear sign.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 07, 2020, 02:31:02 PM
A very special fuck you to TIMU

(https://i.redd.it/erdv3yn78d941.png)

 :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 07, 2020, 02:31:42 PM
I say he goes for it anyways if she tries to make him binge The Office
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 02:32:15 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 07, 2020, 02:19:56 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 01:48:05 PM
well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?

lmao

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/003/866/nfNeT7YvTozx0cv7ze3mplZpo1_500.gif)

I am the worst @ texting btw I hate it

The preamble is cringe but asking about her day is the way to her lily white butt

And please, relegate broaching choking until she gives you a clear sign.

yea I couldnt really think of anything better, she's read it but hasnt responded yet, so we'll see.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 07, 2020, 02:38:33 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 01:48:05 PM
well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?


Quote from: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 01:48:05 PM
*fistbump emoji*

You have got to be fucking shitting me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 02:44:31 PM
Quote from: Raist on January 07, 2020, 02:38:33 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 01:48:05 PM
well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?


Quote from: MMaRsu on January 07, 2020, 01:48:05 PM
*fistbump emoji*

You have got to be fucking shitting me.

 :'( I feel your pain because I felt the same pain when I actually typed that shit

 I mean we do fistbump in the shop when we see eachother sometimes

I guess that makes it a little better?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 07, 2020, 03:06:55 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 07, 2020, 02:56:34 PM
Quote from: Dufus on January 07, 2020, 02:39:49 PM
Quote from: james on January 07, 2020, 02:31:02 PM
A very special fuck you to TIMU

(https://i.redd.it/erdv3yn78d941.png)

 :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca

disgusting

Dating adult women is disgusting!

It makes me sick to think that adult men were attracted to 19 year old supermodel gisele bundchen

Absolutely sick to my stomach

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(https://www.pophistorydig.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/2000-Most-Beautiful-RS-320.jpg)
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 07, 2020, 03:29:46 PM
Quote from: james on January 07, 2020, 11:14:06 AM
Now Facebook is recommending the younger sister of a person I worked with in 2012

 :stahp

:gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 07, 2020, 03:32:24 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 07, 2020, 03:29:46 PM
Quote from: james on January 07, 2020, 11:14:06 AM
Now Facebook is recommending the younger sister of a person I worked with in 2012

 :stahp

:gurl

The ex-coworker is gorgeous and her fiance just got deployed

 :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 08, 2020, 12:48:29 AM
Quote from: riotous on January 07, 2020, 02:56:34 PM
Quote from: Dufus on January 07, 2020, 02:39:49 PM
Quote from: james on January 07, 2020, 02:31:02 PM
A very special fuck you to TIMU

(https://i.redd.it/erdv3yn78d941.png)

 :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca

disgusting

Dating adult women is disgusting!

Can't say mid forties man trawling college chick turf doesn't make me go ummmm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 08, 2020, 01:07:27 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 08, 2020, 04:30:34 AM
Dang no response at all  :lol :-\

Oh well
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 08, 2020, 04:42:26 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 08, 2020, 04:30:34 AM
Dang no response at all  :lol :-\

Oh well

 :respect
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2020, 05:02:54 AM
Quote from: 213372bu on January 08, 2020, 04:52:37 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 08, 2020, 04:30:34 AM
Dang no response at all  :lol :-\

Oh well
Choke her.
DRUNK RAHXEPHONE HERE JUST SAYING I FUCKING CHOKED MOST OF THE THE CHICKS I FUCKED

WHICH IS MORE THEN 1 BEFORE ANY FUCKIERR SAYS ANYTHING

CHICKS LOVE WHEN YOU SEEM DOMINAT AND CONFIDENT IN YOUR FUCKING ABILTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2020, 05:03:54 AM
i ALSO HAVE BEEN MEANING TO SAY gleN WAS RIGHT. oNCE YOU;VE FUCKED A LOT. wORRYING ABOUT FUCKING AT ALL IS NOTHING
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2020, 05:04:19 AM
too BAD MY HARD DICK HAS THAT PRON INFUSEWD CANT CUM PROBLEM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 08, 2020, 05:05:41 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2020, 05:02:54 AM
Quote from: 213372bu on January 08, 2020, 04:52:37 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 08, 2020, 04:30:34 AM
Dang no response at all  :lol :-\

Oh well
Choke her.
DRUNK RAHXEPHONE HERE JUST SAYING I FUCKING CHOKED MOST OF THE THE CHICKS I FUCKED

WHICH IS MORE THEN 1 BEFORE ANY FUCKIERR SAYS ANYTHING

CHICKS LOVE WHEN YOU SEEM DOMINAT AND CONFIDENT IN YOUR FUCKING ABILTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2020, 05:03:54 AM
i ALSO HAVE BEEN MEANING TO SAY gleN WAS RIGHT. oNCE YOU;VE FUCKED A LOT. wORRYING ABOUT FUCKING AT ALL IS NOTHING
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2020, 05:04:19 AM
too BAD MY HARD DICK HAS THAT PRON INFUSEWD CANT CUM PROBLEM

Quality content.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2020, 05:06:32 AM
 :miyamoto :itagaki
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 08, 2020, 05:11:56 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 08, 2020, 04:30:34 AM
Dang no response at all  :lol :-\

Oh well

Maybe you botched the message. Wait for the weekend though, she might be busy or even had some emergency to deal with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2020, 05:14:03 AM
hE DID'NT BOTCH THE MESAGE. mY MAN mmARSU IS DIRECT.


























BECASUSE HES DUTCH
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2020, 05:14:56 AM
wHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY LOCAL MEMES ABOUT YOU?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on January 08, 2020, 05:15:01 AM
Maybe she's like you staring at her phone for 24 hours not knowing how to reply :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 08, 2020, 05:16:40 AM
POST SEX VIDS!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2020, 05:17:57 AM
i DO HAVE IN FACT MANY SEX VIDEOS.

BUT IN THIS STATE(solid state society ghost in the shell) i DONT KNOW HOW TO POST MY SHIT


aLSO i GOT BANNED LAST TIME SO NOPW
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 08, 2020, 05:21:48 AM
Only you can salvage 2020! We need your D!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 08, 2020, 05:22:13 AM
2020 JUST STARED





WE ALL BE DEAD SOON
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 08, 2020, 05:36:19 AM
Rah are you having a breakdown?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 08, 2020, 05:53:16 AM
Quote from: Nintex on January 08, 2020, 05:15:01 AM
Maybe she's like you staring at her phone for 24 hours not knowing how to reply :heart

Or she was expecting something a bit different from "yo bro what up *fistbump*"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Crash Dummy on January 08, 2020, 05:54:10 AM
drunk rah  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 08, 2020, 06:04:05 AM
MMaRsu all you had to do was park the car, and you go and smash into a lamp post. Time for a new Coffee shop my dude, hopefully you can recover from this...

Fucking fist bump emoji, holyyy shit.👊😂🤣🍆
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 08, 2020, 06:10:42 AM
Yo, bork just said in the secret forum that dick is on the menu, today only. Post away, Rahx.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 08, 2020, 06:59:33 AM
Drunk Rahx is like an incel Sam Kinneson
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 08, 2020, 08:02:30 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 08, 2020, 05:11:56 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 08, 2020, 04:30:34 AM
Dang no response at all  :lol :-\

Oh well

Maybe you botched the message. Wait for the weekend though, she might be busy or even had some emergency to deal with.

Haha ofcourse I botched the message, there's gotta be some point where I fuck things up. It's like universal truth
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 08, 2020, 08:07:37 AM
Next time dont digitally fist bump a potential love interest lol but seriously I'd wait to call it until you catch her vibe in person. Sometimes new people in another's life isnt exactly a instant text back priority.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 08, 2020, 09:21:34 AM
Paid to be nice usually stops before giving your number to someone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 08, 2020, 09:25:27 AM
and the one time she decides to take a chance on a customer, she gets a fist bump emoji for her troubles.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on January 08, 2020, 09:39:42 AM
All he can do now is send her this:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HUj1qGV0yWs8eoU/giphy.gif)

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This also might be bad advice
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 08, 2020, 10:49:29 AM
Like I said we do the fistbump somestimes when Im in the shop getting some weed.

Still, looks stupid, ill agree on that.

Either way ill just lay low and not send anything thats probably the best move
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 08, 2020, 11:16:25 AM
If I havent gotten anything bacm in a few days ill just send a

soo we gonna smoke one up soon?

something like that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 08, 2020, 11:20:22 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 08, 2020, 11:16:25 AM
If I havent gotten anything bacm in a few days ill just send a

soo we gonna smoke one up soon?

something like that

Don't forget to shout PEWWWDIEPIE and bro fist out. But seriously, you should be fine, just let her take her time.

When I was over in Amsterdam I got to see some Dutch directness whilst putting on an expo at the RAI
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 08, 2020, 11:12:51 PM
what a small world

this gold digging broad i dated a couple of years ago who i haven't seen since replied to a tweet of mine in some random twitter thread (she doesn't know  my twitter handle, just to be clear)

one of the worst people i ever dated. thinking about that time makes me both angry and horny
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 09, 2020, 10:43:35 AM
Totally agree. To be of interest, you have to be interesting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2020, 02:19:00 PM
So you're both telling us zoning out to the fifth binge watch of The Wire isn't desirable? :ohhh

I got a noticable uptick of interest once I started putting my creative side further out there in the digital realm. I aspire to be the Jeff Buckley up in yo panties.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2020, 02:32:51 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 09, 2020, 02:25:49 PM
Heh, it's pretty  basic / standard advice, but I feel like anything helps. 

Obvious things don't seem so obvious to MM lol

On no I get that. It is curious how some desperately want the consumption of media to become a laudable hobby. I'd feel imposter syndrome in a relationship if all I had to offer another was my insight on Breaking Bad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 09, 2020, 02:53:22 PM
It's scary being yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 09, 2020, 03:22:40 PM
I dont have a lot of interests atm so yeah

but this is more for me than for any woman, just wanna not get so easily frustrated about silly shit

I gotta work on myself and I think boxing might be a good way to channel some of that frustration

who knows maybe its just bs and im delusional

I used to get pussy all the time too, now for a few years already its dwindlwd to like one girl a year im hooking up with

it sucks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 09, 2020, 04:22:38 PM
I dunno i aint tryin to choke a bitch lol  :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on January 09, 2020, 04:45:40 PM
:gurl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on January 09, 2020, 04:49:36 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2020, 02:32:51 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 09, 2020, 02:25:49 PM
Heh, it's pretty  basic / standard advice, but I feel like anything helps. 

Obvious things don't seem so obvious to MM lol

On no I get that. It is curious how some desperately want the consumption of media to become a laudable hobby. I'd feel imposter syndrome in a relationship if all I had to offer another was my insight on Breaking Bad.

Eh, just feel comfortable with what you do and who you are. 99% of people don’t really lead interesting lifestyles, so it doesn’t really matter if you enjoy rock climbing or growing tomatoes in your garden.
don’t try to do shit just to impress other people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 09, 2020, 05:29:45 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 09, 2020, 03:22:40 PM
I dont have a lot of interests atm so yeah

but this is more for me than for any woman, just wanna not get so easily frustrated about silly shit

I gotta work on myself and I think boxing might be a good way to channel some of that frustration

who knows maybe its just bs and im delusional

I used to get pussy all the time too, now for a few years already its dwindlwd to like one girl a year im hooking up with

it sucks

gotta say, the boxing training it amazing. but getting hit in the head.... not so good for you. i was really into it in a sort of masochistic way for a while, it was really good at letting out frustration, and also just got me really fit fast (in three months i had visible ab definition).

i really enjoyed the sparring, and had a fight that was rad. but i then read a fair bit on how bad the actual fighting is for you.. i figured with headgear and stuff it wouldn't be so bad, but it can actually make brain injuries even worse as it causes your head to bounce even more rattling your brain around. despite that, i would rec boxing! just maybe train for one fight and do that, then bail/go back to just sparring where you avoid head shots.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 09, 2020, 05:39:22 PM
also stop with the fake baller talk. noone wants a cracker from an h&m catalogue talking to them abt coming for a smoke at your crib, or starting an initial message with eyyyyy. just be nice, talk like a normal fking adult and you'll be fine.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 09, 2020, 05:53:37 PM
Quote from: naff on January 09, 2020, 05:39:22 PM
also stop with the fake baller talk. noone wants a cracker from an h&m catalogue talking to them abt coming for a smoke at your crib, or starting an initial message with eyyyyy. just be nice, talk like a normal fking adult and you'll be fine.

::)

Don’t listen to this normie, Dutch Kermit.

Get a neck tat. Ladies love ‘em! :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2020, 05:56:26 PM
Send this

Ay ma, I'll be round the way with some loud. So take off dem panties and wait up for daddy

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 09, 2020, 06:01:20 PM
Wtf is wrong with H&M
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on January 09, 2020, 06:03:20 PM
everything
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2020, 06:14:11 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 09, 2020, 06:04:21 PM
The Assimilate way: do stuff because that stuff impress bitches

The riotous way: do stuff because it's fun and fulfilling and you'll become a person who impresses bitches

It's a subtle difference  :brain

Also don't call women bitches.

Passion is hot too. Passion for another, and passion in ventures. It definitely comes through.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 09, 2020, 06:16:01 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 09, 2020, 06:04:21 PM
The Assimilate way: do stuff because that stuff impress bitches

The riotous way: do stuff because it's fun and fulfilling and you'll become a person who impresses bitches

It's a subtle difference  :brain

Also don't call women bitches.

bitchtous
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 10, 2020, 03:46:46 AM
Quote from: naff on January 09, 2020, 05:39:22 PM
also stop with the fake baller talk. noone wants a cracker from an h&m catalogue talking to them abt coming for a smoke at your crib, or starting an initial message with eyyyyy. just be nice, talk like a normal fking adult and you'll be fine.

Well cmon man the way I talk isnt the way I type on here. I'm used to typing like this anyway.

And personally Eyy *fistbump* isn't the worst way to greet a friend or homie. That's why I said we give eachother fistbumps all the time when I go to the shop. But yeah, could have sent a better message for sure I won't disagree on that.

Either way.. three days later no reply lol. I get the message was stupid but cmon. I was thinking of sending something like so you wanna hang out next week? Or something along those lines, but I'm not really a fan of sending another msg when the first one went unanswered.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 04:22:12 AM
To be fair to MM it is awfully common for Dutch dudes to talk like crackhead gangsters with an accent in the urban areas. There's a bunch of artists who made a living out of that and mispronouncing words. Just look up Lange Frans and Yes-R.  :snob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 10, 2020, 05:12:17 AM
I don't talk like them man. Please don't compare me to those morons. I also didn't grow up in an 'urban' area. Nor do I live in one of those randstad cities, or garbage cities like Alkmaar.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 10, 2020, 05:29:46 AM
I say just shoot your shot via text, I mean if you go to the shop be like "hey how's it going" but don't pressure someone whilst they're at work as that's a big no no.

If she doesn't reply then least you know now that there's not really a chance
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 10, 2020, 05:51:39 AM
Quote from: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 04:22:12 AM
To be fair to MM it is awfully common for Dutch dudes to talk like crackhead gangsters with an accent in the urban areas. There's a bunch of artists who made a living out of that and mispronouncing words. Just look up Lange Frans and Yes-R.  :snob

Quote from: MMaRsu on January 10, 2020, 05:12:17 AM
I don't talk like them man. Please don't compare me to those morons. I also didn't grow up in an 'urban' area. Nor do I live in one of those randstad cities, or garbage cities like Alkmaar.

Laat ze vechten.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 07:01:01 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 10, 2020, 05:12:17 AM
I don't talk like them man. Please don't compare me to those morons. I also didn't grow up in an 'urban' area. Nor do I live in one of those randstad cities, or garbage cities like Alkmaar.
Ah so you're from the provincie, in that case just send her a song to cheer her up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q4jyk-kubs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 10, 2020, 07:16:51 AM
I was born in Zwolle which is a normal decent city.. lived there for about 11/12 years then moved to Drenthe which is a farmers province really.. then up to near groningen which is in the upper provinces as well, but always hated the 'farmer' accent they use over there so I never took it over. Then moved down to Brabant, the lower provinces. Here they are also weird with their carneval and funny accent haha.

In middle school I have to admit I did hang out with a bunch of cool guys, bit gangster but very mixed cultures. A lot of molukkers at my school, but was good friends with a Ukrainian guy who moved to The Netherlands when he was young. Aside from that there were some indo's and ofcourse dutch people as well. But I did learn and discover hiphop when I went to middle school, before that I was very much a System of a Down/Rage against the machine long black pants type guy  :lol. But I love all sorts of music now, but since I have mostly worked in customer service for various banks and energy companies, I've always tried to keep my accent non existent. But with friends yeah sure Ill fistbump, we do talk with a bit of urban slang sometimes I must admit.

:P

What even is this music you posted..im scared to click it (dutch music fucking suuuuucks)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 07:30:40 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 10, 2020, 07:16:51 AM
I was born in Zwolle which is a normal decent city.. lived there for about 11/12 years then moved to Drenthe which is a farmers province really.. then up to near groningen which is in the upper provinces as well, but always hated the 'farmer' accent they use over there so I never took it over. Then moved down to Brabant, the lower provinces. Here they are also weird with their carneval and funny accent haha.

In middle school I have to admit I did hang out with a bunch of cool guys, bit gangster but very mixed cultures. A lot of molukkers at my school, but was good friends with a Ukrainian guy who moved to The Netherlands when he was young. Aside from that there were some indo's and ofcourse dutch people as well. But I did learn and discover hiphop when I went to middle school, before that I was very much a System of a Down/Rage against the machine long black pants type guy  :lol. But I love all sorts of music now, but since I have mostly worked in customer service for various banks and energy companies, I've always tried to keep my accent non existent. But with friends yeah sure Ill fistbump, we do talk with a bit of urban slang sometimes I must admit.

:P

What even is this music you posted..im scared to click it (dutch music fucking suuuuucks)
Dutch EDM is great. A whole bunch of Dutch music is great (that people don't know is Dutch music) but this is a 'special' type of music to share with our non-Dutch friends  ;)

I live near the beach in a coastal town in the Bollenstreek. Leiden is where I spend most of my time for studies and work for the past 12 years or so.
For music it was just Dragonball Z AMV"s all day every day for me and my homies in High School with Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park and the likes and of course Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg, DMX and Eminem.
Moving on it was Trance which later became EDM. A lot of people around me had interest in music so I got a whole bunch of different influences from hard rock and metal to an Indo friend practicing guitar solo's.
He  also became a real Brabander after his parents divorced and his mom moved there which was always fun during the weekends he visited his dad and we went out.
Good times  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 10, 2020, 07:32:19 AM
just fuck already, god damn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 10, 2020, 02:48:05 PM
Quote from: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 07:30:40 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 10, 2020, 07:16:51 AM
I was born in Zwolle which is a normal decent city.. lived there for about 11/12 years then moved to Drenthe which is a farmers province really.. then up to near groningen which is in the upper provinces as well, but always hated the 'farmer' accent they use over there so I never took it over. Then moved down to Brabant, the lower provinces. Here they are also weird with their carneval and funny accent haha.

In middle school I have to admit I did hang out with a bunch of cool guys, bit gangster but very mixed cultures. A lot of molukkers at my school, but was good friends with a Ukrainian guy who moved to The Netherlands when he was young. Aside from that there were some indo's and ofcourse dutch people as well. But I did learn and discover hiphop when I went to middle school, before that I was very much a System of a Down/Rage against the machine long black pants type guy  :lol. But I love all sorts of music now, but since I have mostly worked in customer service for various banks and energy companies, I've always tried to keep my accent non existent. But with friends yeah sure Ill fistbump, we do talk with a bit of urban slang sometimes I must admit.

:P

What even is this music you posted..im scared to click it (dutch music fucking suuuuucks)
Dutch EDM is great. A whole bunch of Dutch music is great (that people don't know is Dutch music) but this is a 'special' type of music to share with our non-Dutch friends  ;)

I live near the beach in a coastal town in the Bollenstreek. Leiden is where I spend most of my time for studies and work for the past 12 years or so.
For music it was just Dragonball Z AMV"s all day every day for me and my homies in High School with Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park and the likes and of course Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg, DMX and Eminem.
Moving on it was Trance which later became EDM. A lot of people around me had interest in music so I got a whole bunch of different influences from hard rock and metal to an Indo friend practicing guitar solo's.
He  also became a real Brabander after his parents divorced and his mom moved there which was always fun during the weekends he visited his dad and we went out.
Good times  :heart

90s Dutch trance was soooo good (hell look at my username, made back when Tiesto actually played prog and trance), the later day Dutch edm, not so much.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 10, 2020, 02:53:41 PM
Lasgo and Ian Van Dahl were GOAT
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 10, 2020, 03:06:06 PM
dutch women  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 10, 2020, 03:06:35 PM
pair up MM and Nintex and that's like eleven problems with one stone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on January 10, 2020, 03:09:19 PM
Quote from: filler on January 10, 2020, 03:06:06 PM
dutch women  :lawd

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GTlS9WDdbrc/maxresdefault.jpg)

:larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 10, 2020, 03:13:33 PM
Quote from: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 07:01:01 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 10, 2020, 05:12:17 AM
I don't talk like them man. Please don't compare me to those morons. I also didn't grow up in an 'urban' area. Nor do I live in one of those randstad cities, or garbage cities like Alkmaar.
Ah so you're from the provincie, in that case just send her a song to cheer her up

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q4jyk-ku[/youtube

https://youtu.be/r7YIFO0XQXs

Use this classic instead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 10, 2020, 03:32:13 PM
Quote from: filler on January 10, 2020, 03:06:06 PM
dutch women  :lawd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4jzLyRUduU

 :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on January 10, 2020, 04:15:00 PM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on January 10, 2020, 03:13:33 PM
Quote from: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 07:01:01 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 10, 2020, 05:12:17 AM
I don't talk like them man. Please don't compare me to those morons. I also didn't grow up in an 'urban' area. Nor do I live in one of those randstad cities, or garbage cities like Alkmaar.
Ah so you're from the provincie, in that case just send her a song to cheer her up

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q4jyk-ku[/youtube

https://youtu.be/r7YIFO0XQXs

Use this classic instead.

:nope
https://youtu.be/iSHG_B4GhFg
:ohyeah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 11, 2020, 10:37:31 AM
Ok I went to buy some weed and she said she wanted to come by tomorrow around 17.30

 ???

We'll see but I could be in fellas
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 11, 2020, 10:39:07 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 11, 2020, 10:37:31 AM
Ok I went to buy some weed and she said she wanted to come by tomorrow around 17.30

 ???

We'll see but I could be in fellas

No choke, no fist bump in the first 5mn and that should be a date.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 11, 2020, 10:46:45 AM
Ok shit since rioutous spent all that typing on the last page Ill type what I was typing before I deleted it

Ok so today I was feeling good after having done my morning excercise and since she didnt respond anything about what I asked her earlier, yeah I was feeling like I'll just try to actually get something going or not lol. So I didn't read rioutous post before just now, so I did actually sent her "Hey *name* ^_^ Wanna hang out this weekend or next week?

Then I cleaned my appartment and went to the city to buy groceries and weed. Still gonna go to that shop, since it has the best weed so fuck it I thought if she's working I'll just get the weed and don't say anything about all this hanging out stuff. Since I think rioutous also said that it might feel as pressure to her. So I walked in the shop and I was third in line, she was actually working. I thought damn but kept thinking ok just get the weed don't say a thing else. But she spotted me and gave me the ol headnod, so I felt less awkward.

When it was my turn, she started talking "yeah I saw your msg but didn't have time to respond yet, I gotta work this weekend but I can come by tomorrow around 17.15/17.30? I said yeah sure that works. In my mind I was thinking whuut? She then said she'd text me for what the adress was, and I said ok yeah then I'll see you tomorrow then (or something to that effect, I was ofcourse high when I went to the city). So then I ordered my weed, complimented her on her hoodie which had a cool text on it, she said she got it from her mom for christmas and that she didnt expect it to get it from her mom because she's all decent (the hoodyhad some crazy text on it about her having tourrettes motherfucker). I said well she just knew this was perfect for you, she said something like yuup. Ok then I paid for the weed, we pumped fists, then I left? She said allright by and later or something to that effect.

So if she actually comes by that would be crazy. I didn't start this convo again and she didn't seem nervous or awkward but who knows. VomKriege ofcourse we bumped fists we always do that :'). I mean might not be a date but who the fuck knows.

Maybe I should just sent her a message with my adress and like see you tommorrow then

?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 11, 2020, 12:17:05 PM
Agreed lol we'll see what happens maybe she never shows up wouldnt surprise me neither. Her showing up would be lol as well

ill just text the adress tomorrow? or today.. hmm 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 11, 2020, 02:01:33 PM
The Increasingly Bad Decisions of a Bud Tender

her being too busy to respond to a simple text over this amount of time is obviously a lie BUT you may as well play text chicken with her and see who swerves first lmao
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 11, 2020, 03:45:16 PM
let her text you asking for the address first  ;) if she never does, oh well  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 11, 2020, 03:48:03 PM
Women.

Can't live with them, can't live without them.

Am I right boys?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 11, 2020, 04:09:39 PM
she v likely forgot to respond not because the text was really bad or anything it was just nothing of importance. random nicety. I forget to respond to messages all the time, especially when it's just stuff like eeeyyy bro :fistbump hope work's good. or some such. then I feel like a dick when I do remember, but it's been a while and I might just double down on nt responding like eh I fuckd that up oh well.

was at a party a few months back and this v cute girl called Sequoia (lol) hit me up about how I stood her up for a date/never messaged back after I got her number when she worked at this sushi restaurant 5 YEARS ago. these sorts of things can weigh on ppls minds eh. I legit just didn't remember even hitting her up! think I was smoking a lot of weed at the time and was generally an anxious mess when not drinking. it was really cute she remembered so well. if I wasn't with a date I would've loved to make it up to her  :-[

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 12, 2020, 03:40:51 AM
How do I work up the courage to meet up with someone from Tinder to suck some D while sober?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 12, 2020, 04:04:34 AM
If you don't feel safe, trust your instincts. But if you're afraid of being judged for hooking up or something, the other person is doing the exact same thing. You don't have to tell the more traditional people in your social circle about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on January 12, 2020, 06:51:06 AM
Quote from: riotous on January 11, 2020, 11:12:43 AM
Not responding is lol though
The general lack of action on her part might have something to do with her work of selling weed and being around drugs all day  :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 12, 2020, 11:04:28 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 12, 2020, 03:40:51 AM
How do I work up the courage to meet up with someone from Tinder to suck some D while sober?
ask them not to drink or do any drugs before you meet
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 12, 2020, 11:12:41 AM
Quote from: james on January 10, 2020, 02:53:41 PM
Lasgo and Ian Van Dahl were GOAT

They were both Belgian though, not Dutch

:expert
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 12, 2020, 11:47:35 AM
Allright well I did send my adress, however its 17.46 and no sign of her 🤷🏼‍♂️. Just gonna assume she aint coming. Lol why make up this story if she has no intentions of hanging out? Oh well 😂.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 12, 2020, 12:50:12 PM
Maybe she's busy sucking another client's cock, give her a minute for fuck's sake.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 12, 2020, 01:51:18 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 12, 2020, 11:47:35 AM
Allright well I did send my adress, however its 17.46 and no sign of her 🤷🏼‍♂️. Just gonna assume she aint coming. Lol why make up this story if she has no intentions of hanging out? Oh well 😂.
she's trying to work up the courage to suck you off while sober  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 12, 2020, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 12, 2020, 11:47:35 AM
Allright well I did send my adress, however its 17.46 and no sign of her 🤷🏼‍♂️. Just gonna assume she aint coming. Lol why make up this story if she has no intentions of hanging out? Oh well 😂.



I think riotous already pointed it out but people will go to such lengths to not have to reject someone. The initial no text response should have been enough but her literally saying she'll come hang in person was a curve ball. Now it's time to put this arch to rest. Unless you go back to buy some more weed and she ups the ante by saying she will suck your dick just text her the time (to which she'll never respond).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 12, 2020, 01:58:59 PM
try calling the number and begging her to hangout  :gamer
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 12, 2020, 02:00:43 PM
she'll hit you up if she's bored enough and chad is busy with one of his other girls  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 12, 2020, 07:30:10 PM
Got a new photo of me which is somewhat decent (taken in the wild, by a third party). Didn't really move the needle on OKCupid but on Tinder it seems I have slightly more returns. Still waiting on a decent chat to start but heh.
:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 12, 2020, 08:23:51 PM
So uh, I haven't posted but my ex texted me this past week. She wanted to know if I had started my new job (I start tomorrow). We caught up a bit about how sick her and the other 2 people who were with us on New Year's got and how I avoided it (raw oysters). We've texted a little each day since then, I've been showing her the progress I made on repainting the living room and she's been telling me about how her work is going. I don't really know what this means other than she doesn't hate me as much as I thought she might. Today we both talked about how all we have to do today is chore's and part of me wonders if that was an opening to ask her out, even if just for coffee? I dunno, I'm sure you guys will say to stop and run away or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 12, 2020, 08:27:52 PM
It means neither of you two can muster the courage to move on and she's stuck in the emotional routine of talking to you when she's lonely. There's no way of knowing if she's reconsidering breaking up with you - she very well could still be dead set on it. Either way your best move here is to talk to her intermittently, give it a little time, and keep doing positive things with your life.

Be better than the person she broke up with. You'll win however which way this plays out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 12, 2020, 08:33:46 PM
It's not necessarily a sign you'll patch things up though it's possible. You should be able to have The Talk™* about what happened and your feelings moving forward.

* It doesn't sound like you had it yet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 12, 2020, 08:35:27 PM
if you still like her, why not? these guys have no idea what's going on really.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 12, 2020, 08:51:08 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 12, 2020, 08:33:46 PM
It's not necessarily a sign you'll patch things up though it's possible. You should be able to have The Talk™* about what happened and your feelings moving forward.

* It doesn't sound like you had it yet.

We have not. It does feel like it needs to happen.

I have gotten through the wallowing phase, and have been able to get back to relatively normal. I think I told my therapist that I feel like I'm about back to where I was emotionally before I met this girl. Maybe a bit better in some ways I guess.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 12, 2020, 10:28:02 PM
It's great that you both can and will most likely make peace with what happened. You'll be able to move on with a clear mind and take away something to learn or keep with you.

From experience, getting ghosted by someone where there was an intense emotional and romantic relationship is something that sticks with you. Not being able to make peace or get answers, it's much harder to move on.

I tend to be into suicidal, broken and unchanging women. So the question that's on my mind is typically "did this girl off herself yet?"

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 12, 2020, 11:32:02 PM
In my last relationship (2 years) she cancelled a date after a cooling off period, ghosted me, then contacted me 6 months later on Thanksgiving. Then again on Christmas. I was cordial in both (mostly superficial) interactions but left the ball in her court with bridging the gap she'd dug between us. Spoilers: she didn't and I moved on with my life. People have their own motivations and that's none of my business.

To parlay this anecdote into thread advice: MM, stop Atra posting. Max, you're probably on the hot seat for bridging the gap in your "it's complicated" situation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2020, 11:57:07 PM
With all do respect to Kara, a valuable member of our community, please keep atra posting. We’re more than a third of the way through January and no good storylines have emerged yet. You’re what we’ve got, MM. You have to deliver. I want someone in therapy because of you, real soon.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 13, 2020, 12:52:14 AM
I’m heating a storyline up, but I’m not sure how to frame it yet, will report back when it’s good content
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 13, 2020, 12:56:41 AM
Nice. I hope you’ve already gone through your target’s trash to learn the things they’re hiding from you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 13, 2020, 01:18:53 AM
Quote from: bluemax on January 12, 2020, 08:51:08 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 12, 2020, 08:33:46 PM
It's not necessarily a sign you'll patch things up though it's possible. You should be able to have The Talk™* about what happened and your feelings moving forward.

* It doesn't sound like you had it yet.

We have not. It does feel like it needs to happen.

I have gotten through the wallowing phase, and have been able to get back to relatively normal. I think I told my therapist that I feel like I'm about back to where I was emotionally before I met this girl. Maybe a bit better in some ways I guess.

https://www.ted.com/talks/hannah_fry_the_mathematics_of_love/transcript?language=en (https://www.ted.com/talks/hannah_fry_the_mathematics_of_love/transcript?language=en)

I was listening to the speaker in the above TED talk and her summary was that the couples that stay together long-term are the ones where both people actually acknowledge their problems and try to fix them. Basically, the generic relationship advice that people give to forgive-and-forget, compromise, etc is all fucking wrong. That leads to the inherent problem never being laid to rest.

You can try work with her on the issues you two have but if it's one-sided, then there's no sustainable relationship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 13, 2020, 05:37:39 AM
Wait.. why did she send me a fb friend request 😂🤷🏼‍♂️

Or did I mess up and did she say next sunday? Since she did say she was working this weekend? Nahh that would be crazy right? L. o fucking L
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 13, 2020, 06:18:49 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 13, 2020, 05:37:39 AM
Wait.. why did she send me a fb friend request 😂🤷🏼‍♂️

Or did I mess up and did she say next sunday? Since she did say she was working this weekend? Nahh that would be crazy right? L. o fucking L

Accepting her would be a good reason to exchange a couple messages.
 :yeshrug
Though FB requests at that point having any romantic subtext seems iffy to me. May be talking out of my arse here but, if I may say so, that's more throwing a bone to signal you're in the "acquaintance-zone". If I'm into someone, my priority would be to hang with them rather than adding them to my network.

I dunno man. Sounds like she's flaking but she did give her number ? Though I guess I can't gauge how insistent she felt your were for that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 13, 2020, 06:44:05 AM
I wasn't that insistent, I barely said a word because I was actually a bit flabbergasted she gave me her phone nr, then told me later she'd come and hang out. But yeah maybe I got my dates mixed up? She did mention her having to work this weekend.. but I clearly remember her saying I can come by on sunday. So uhh yeah I dunno.

Either way I wouldn't mind it if she just actually wants to hang out, even as friends I think that would be cool. She seems like a nice girl anyway. I don't have enough female friends in my life so I wouldn't be negative towards just chilling.

All I can say is I'll just accept her friend request.. not say anything  :lol and let it ride. If nothing comes of out of it that's fine too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 13, 2020, 07:12:22 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 13, 2020, 06:44:05 AM
I wasn't that insistent, I barely said a word because I was actually a bit flabbergasted she gave me her phone nr, then told me later she'd come and hang out. But yeah maybe I got my dates mixed up? She did mention her having to work this weekend.. but I clearly remember her saying I can come by on sunday. So uhh yeah I dunno.

Either way I wouldn't mind it if she just actually wants to hang out, even as friends I think that would be cool. She seems like a nice girl anyway. I don't have enough female friends in my life so I wouldn't be negative towards just chilling.

All I can say is I'll just accept her friend request.. not say anything  :lol and let it ride. If nothing comes of out of it that's fine too.

Just send a bro fist gif on FB. Ya gotta do it man. Sounds like you fucked up your dates, and if she sent you an FB request she at least would like to be friends, or wants to stalk the shit out of you.
But good luck dude, I would send a text to say hey we still on for x date and time just to confirm it maybe?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 13, 2020, 07:36:03 AM
YOu need to move past fistbumps and go for chokeslams already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 13, 2020, 07:57:24 AM
At least, if it ever comes to choking, you'll have a very real place of frustration to draw from
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 13, 2020, 08:08:36 AM
This isnt frustrating to me  ???

I think ill go with Ghouls advice, just send a txt like that somewhere in the week or something
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2020, 08:45:00 AM
you'll be subscribed to her onlyfans soon  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 13, 2020, 12:25:15 PM
lol whats with the salt I have nothing riding on this, I thinks she's a chill girl and would like to hang out with her. Fucking is a plus but if not its not like im head over heels for this chick. I barely know her man idgaf if nothing comes of it

Also, Ive not hung out much with weed smoking chicks. I did but that was before I really smoked myself.. so even if nothing comes of it no hanging out idgaf but at least it would be nice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 13, 2020, 12:25:37 PM
Weed shop? This entire time I assumed it was a Gamestop and amiibo were involved
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 13, 2020, 04:27:25 PM
it's sad watching glen tryna be a judgemental troll when they're renown as one of the biggest chumps on the forum
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2020, 04:28:30 PM
he's been liking my posts  :success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 13, 2020, 05:03:13 PM
ay dawg don't talk about my homie brudda mmarsu like dat he's cool homie he juss wants to be chillin like a villain at his pad dawg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 13, 2020, 05:10:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/yhs97Zw.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2020, 05:27:58 PM
lol at adult personality being attractive to women  :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 13, 2020, 05:58:25 PM
Quote from: Glen on January 13, 2020, 05:37:56 PM
I'm many things, but a chump isn't one of them


 :lol ok

the woman i posted about a while ago here is leaving melbourne to live with me. spent the xmas holidays together and she decided she'd rather be here than aus rn. i'm currently "long term housesitting" at a friends apartment he's doing some reno's on and helping out a bit while i look for a place to buy. some p scary and exciting developments brewing in 2020.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on January 13, 2020, 06:07:22 PM
Quote from: naff on January 13, 2020, 05:58:25 PM
Quote from: Glen on January 13, 2020, 05:37:56 PM
I'm many things, but a chump isn't one of them


 :lol ok

the woman i posted about a while ago here is leaving melbourne to live with me. spent the xmas holidays together and she decided she'd rather be here than aus rn. i'm currently "long term housesitting" at a friends apartment he's doing some reno's on and helping out a bit while i look for a place to buy. some p scary and exciting developments brewing in 2020.

strayan women
 :respect
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 13, 2020, 06:47:55 PM
Wow you're being harsh on MMarsu you all :lol

I'm half drunk so my opinion has even less value than usual but while it's true that MMarsu might be a little too optimistic on his prospects, it's not incorrect that you miss every shot you don't take. Not unlike riotous, I've long disabused myself of reading too much  into a service industry worker being pleasant and likewise with 213372bu I agree that there's a gulf between a coworker appreciating your company and some actual attraction...

Honestly, this particular story with weed shop lady doesn't deserve the dragging he's getting even if I understand why it's colored by some of the earlier ones. As far as I can tell, mixed signals might be all on her here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 13, 2020, 06:47:56 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on January 13, 2020, 06:07:22 PM
the woman i posted about a while ago here is leaving melbourne to live with me. spent the xmas holidays together and she decided she'd rather be here than aus rn.

I'm glad the fires helped someone I guess..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 13, 2020, 06:59:03 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on January 13, 2020, 06:47:56 PM
Quote from: TEEEPO on January 13, 2020, 06:07:22 PM
the woman i posted about a while ago here is leaving melbourne to live with me. spent the xmas holidays together and she decided she'd rather be here than aus rn.

I'm glad the fires helped someone I guess..

ah yes, shout outs to bdoughty, his terrorist arson organisation and the south yarra firehawks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on January 13, 2020, 07:06:20 PM
neither him nor toxicadam are strayan nor is it likely that they even have any connection with the country so lets largely thx google and trump's social media feed for training such well-informed warriors. bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 13, 2020, 07:42:18 PM
A women from Austin swiped me right :lol
Guess all that Alex Jones knowledge might come in handy...
Who knows she might be in Paris looking for her Pépé le Moko Pew ?

Tinder  :whatsthedeal

Tomorrow morning most probably : "She unmatched."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 13, 2020, 08:38:56 PM
Quote from: Glen on June 04, 2018, 11:25:46 PM
So is this game any good? I keep seeing the thread get bumped, and some cool people post in it. Not trying to spend a bunch of money on anything though. Any way to try it out casually for free or almost free?

Great news, Glen! Magic: the Gathering is free to play on Arena now (https://magic.wizards.com/en/mtgarena)!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 13, 2020, 08:41:31 PM
Quote from: Glen on January 13, 2020, 08:40:36 PM
Quote from: Kara on January 13, 2020, 08:38:56 PM
Quote from: Glen on June 04, 2018, 11:25:46 PM
So is this game any good? I keep seeing the thread get bumped, and some cool people post in it. Not trying to spend a bunch of money on anything though. Any way to try it out casually for free or almost free?

Great news, Glen! Magic: the Gathering is free to play on Arena now (https://magic.wizards.com/en/mtgarena)!

Sorry, over the following 18 months it became pretty clear that it's mostly chumps who play it.

Well then there is a nice and warm seat waiting for you then
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 13, 2020, 10:49:54 PM
I wonder if there's a thing called Dater's block like Writer's block. I know I need to get back to dating and message people and/or probably re-write my profile but I just stare at the screen and want to do something else like I gotta write an essay for school.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 14, 2020, 12:35:31 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on January 13, 2020, 01:18:53 AM
Quote from: bluemax on January 12, 2020, 08:51:08 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 12, 2020, 08:33:46 PM
It's not necessarily a sign you'll patch things up though it's possible. You should be able to have The Talk™* about what happened and your feelings moving forward.

* It doesn't sound like you had it yet.

We have not. It does feel like it needs to happen.

I have gotten through the wallowing phase, and have been able to get back to relatively normal. I think I told my therapist that I feel like I'm about back to where I was emotionally before I met this girl. Maybe a bit better in some ways I guess.

https://www.ted.com/talks/hannah_fry_the_mathematics_of_love/transcript?language=en (https://www.ted.com/talks/hannah_fry_the_mathematics_of_love/transcript?language=en)

I was listening to the speaker in the above TED talk and her summary was that the couples that stay together long-term are the ones where both people actually acknowledge their problems and try to fix them. Basically, the generic relationship advice that people give to forgive-and-forget, compromise, etc is all fucking wrong. That leads to the inherent problem never being laid to rest.

You can try work with her on the issues you two have but if it's one-sided, then there's no sustainable relationship.

Interesting, thanks. I certainly acknowledge my faults and am working on them with or without her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 14, 2020, 05:45:36 AM
Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on January 14, 2020, 05:55:31 AM
They want you to send pics of bobs and vagene
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 14, 2020, 06:03:29 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 14, 2020, 05:45:36 AM
Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?

We can't say "what's up ?" or "sleepy" what do you women want from us ?
 :stop

Chatting etiquette and (lack of) motivation around dating apps is Escherian to me. Sounds like they are sleepwalking the process and, maybe, at some point start to discuss ? Or dick pics ? But what the fuck do I know.

Quote from: VomKriege on January 13, 2020, 07:42:18 PM
Tomorrow morning most probably : "She unmatched."

Narrator : "She did."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 14, 2020, 06:22:55 AM
sleepy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 14, 2020, 06:54:21 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 14, 2020, 05:45:36 AM
Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?


Let's be honest here. For most guys that counts as conversation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 14, 2020, 08:04:28 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 14, 2020, 05:45:36 AM
Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?
:whatisthis
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Brehvolution on January 14, 2020, 08:59:48 AM
Quote from: samir on January 14, 2020, 05:55:31 AM
They want you to send pics of bobs and vagene

:noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 14, 2020, 02:31:47 PM
Quote from: filler on January 14, 2020, 08:04:28 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 14, 2020, 05:45:36 AM
Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?
:whatisthis
I’M AWARE, I DON’T DO THIS DATING SHIT.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 14, 2020, 02:38:14 PM
Just so we’re clear, I have SC and know what it is. :lol

Just wasn’t sure why they insist on using it, but I guess bob and vagene makes sense.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 14, 2020, 02:47:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXSpXO4N-tI

 :thinking Snapchat me that pussy, mood
Snapchat me that pussy if it's, cool
Snapchat me that pussy, mood
Snapchat me that pussy if it's, cool :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 14, 2020, 02:57:27 PM
Y'all can reach me on wickr
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Lonewulfeus on January 14, 2020, 03:46:43 PM
Quote from: james on January 14, 2020, 02:57:27 PM
Y'all can reach me on wickr

I assume that’s the hot new app all the kids are using these days   ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 14, 2020, 05:36:37 PM
Since we're explaining snapchat, can someone explain what this "I'm on KIK" thing is, I just sorta assume all these weird new abbreviation apps are kink things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 14, 2020, 05:44:21 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on January 14, 2020, 05:42:04 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 14, 2020, 02:38:14 PM
Just so we’re clear, I have SC and know what it is. :lol

Just wasn’t sure why they insist on using it, but I guess bob and vagene makes sense.
Speaking honestly, because it's pretty vague and lots of boring/bored dudes use it as a generic template that they can then easily send out to multiple people.

Voldo is pretty awesome though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 14, 2020, 06:32:42 PM
KiK is generally used for sexting, Snapchat is used for conversing and sexting. A nice thing about Snapchat, is screenshoting anything, a message pops up notifying both people that a screenshot was taken.

Since you can't send pics on Tinder or most dating apps, and swapping pics on SMS means giving someone your number, Snapchat or KiK is great for being a middleman for texting and swapping pics.

I've probably had over a hundred conversations and jerk off sessions with dudes on KiK. Sexting women while at work on Snapchat spices up a work shift.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 14, 2020, 08:42:46 PM
https://twitter.com/kindlyhoe/status/1216158039549460480

:dead it's too true
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on January 14, 2020, 08:44:26 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 14, 2020, 08:42:46 PM
https://twitter.com/kindlyhoe/status/1216158039549460480

:dead it's too true

I’ve been followed by people who act like this my whole life. My freshman year roommate would LARP and call his gf “cutie patootie” on the phone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 14, 2020, 08:47:06 PM
Your roommate should have been strapped to a chair and IV-dripped ritalin until he was cured.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 14, 2020, 10:02:51 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 14, 2020, 02:38:14 PM
Just so we’re clear, I have SC and know what it is. :lol

Just wasn’t sure why they insist on using it, but I guess bob and vagene makes sense.

Or they're just weirdos like my ex roommate who is in his 30s prefers to communicate via Snap. I get it at as a lower stakes way of staying in contact with someone who you aren't ready to give your number to, but if you want to have a real conversation just be a damn adult about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 14, 2020, 10:41:24 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 14, 2020, 08:42:46 PM
https://twitter.com/kindlyhoe/status/1216158039549460480

:dead it's too true

They all end up in the local state college's anime club.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 14, 2020, 10:51:12 PM
https://twitter.com/Xaviurss/status/1216134863381762049
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on January 14, 2020, 11:42:13 PM
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3ff9727ec9041fefeec2a5b52ee137ee)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 14, 2020, 11:44:23 PM
RAWR xD
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 14, 2020, 11:46:00 PM
Quote from: EightBitNate on January 14, 2020, 11:42:13 PM
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3ff9727ec9041fefeec2a5b52ee137ee)

Definitely reads like this group’s demographic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 12:36:45 AM
so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months! :rock :rock :rock

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  8) ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep!  :maf


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 15, 2020, 12:38:51 AM
tongue in that ass while you sleep  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 15, 2020, 12:49:25 AM
If you think that's bad, I don't know if I'm actually going to go see the Sonic the Hedgehog movie on Valentine's Day or if that's my hot goth irony gf doing her thing.

And I am NOT asking for clarification on the record about this. Mork knows, I ain't trying DAT trick again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EchoRin on January 15, 2020, 01:37:56 AM
Quote from: tiesto on January 14, 2020, 10:41:24 PM
They all end up in the local state college's anime club.

that's the actual answer. I should stroll by some of these uni campuses sometime  :thinking  :derp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 02:22:35 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 12:36:45 AM
although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all.

Newsfeed  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 15, 2020, 02:40:38 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 12:36:45 AM
so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months! :rock :rock :rock

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  8) ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep!  :maf


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries  :doge


There are not enough eyeroll.gif on the internet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 03:15:21 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 02:22:35 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 12:36:45 AM
although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all.

Newsfeed  :lol

i knew the risks before i posted

Quote from: Glen on January 15, 2020, 01:22:09 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 12:36:45 AM
so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months! :rock :rock :rock

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  8) ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep!  :maf


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries  :doge

If your madre needed to visit the old country in order for her to sleep over, I'm guessing you don't have too many nights together. So of course that's going to happen.

If you ever get a place together, within a couple months there will be times when you don't have sex for days at a time.

i had to deal with this situation (my girlfriends living with their parents as well) multiple times ( :doge) and none of them were this... relentless.

Quote from: Raist on January 15, 2020, 02:40:38 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 12:36:45 AM
so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months! :rock :rock :rock

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  8) ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep!  :maf


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries  :doge


There are not enough eyeroll.gif on the internet.

which part?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 15, 2020, 03:24:36 AM
Quote from: Kara on January 15, 2020, 12:49:25 AM
If you think that's bad, I don't know if I'm actually going to go see the Sonic the Hedgehog movie on Valentine's Day or if that's my hot goth irony gf doing her thing.

And I am NOT asking for clarification on the record about this. Mork knows, I ain't trying DAT trick again.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/582/063/e56.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 15, 2020, 03:40:25 AM
That's a line from Dawn of War 2: Retribution. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 15, 2020, 03:47:27 AM
Yeah and Morks a git
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 04:25:20 AM
take her to see sonic, later she can have a spicy chilli dog :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 15, 2020, 06:29:45 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 03:15:21 AM
Quote from: Raist on January 15, 2020, 02:40:38 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 12:36:45 AM
so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months! :rock :rock :rock

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  8) ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep!  :maf


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries  :doge


There are not enough eyeroll.gif on the internet.

which part?

"I wanted to watch some animu but all she wanted was to fuck  :juicy :crybaby :brazilcry"

Like, give me a break.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 15, 2020, 06:44:34 AM
Oblivion send her ass over to me, I'll send her back once she's done and is ready to watch animu with you all day

 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 06:46:17 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 15, 2020, 06:44:34 AM
Oblivion send her ass over to me, I'll send her back once she's done and is ready to watch animu with you all day

 :mynicca

She'll also never fist bump you again, but that's the price you pay, for anime.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 15, 2020, 08:07:21 AM
Quote from: EightBitNate on January 14, 2020, 11:42:13 PM
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3ff9727ec9041fefeec2a5b52ee137ee)

If your texts dont read like two people with a brain injury, it's not real    :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 15, 2020, 09:06:55 AM
Quote from: filler on January 14, 2020, 10:51:12 PM
https://twitter.com/Xaviurss/status/1216134863381762049

This is so hot. Not so much the baby talk but the affected unbridled passion for dick.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 15, 2020, 10:18:23 AM
Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 10:34:41 AM
Quote from: james on January 15, 2020, 10:18:23 AM
Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 15, 2020, 10:42:38 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 10:34:41 AM
Quote from: james on January 15, 2020, 10:18:23 AM
Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

Once a girl with a lip piercing tried to kiss me. I shut that down real fast.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 15, 2020, 10:46:01 AM
Quote from: james on January 15, 2020, 10:42:38 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 10:34:41 AM
Quote from: james on January 15, 2020, 10:18:23 AM
Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

Once a girl with a lip piercing tried to kiss me. I shut that down real fast.

Because she was over the age of 12?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 10:47:10 AM
Quote from: james on January 15, 2020, 10:42:38 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 10:34:41 AM
Quote from: james on January 15, 2020, 10:18:23 AM
Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

Once a girl with a lip piercing tried to kiss me. I shut that down real fast.

newsfeed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 15, 2020, 10:53:47 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 15, 2020, 10:46:01 AM
Quote from: james on January 15, 2020, 10:42:38 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 10:34:41 AM
Quote from: james on January 15, 2020, 10:18:23 AM
Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

Once a girl with a lip piercing tried to kiss me. I shut that down real fast.

Because she was over the age of 12?

That and she was fat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 15, 2020, 10:55:39 AM
might have a date on monday through happn app

sweet!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 10:55:59 AM
it seems you only attract fatties or those over 12, must be a hard life.

Grats MM remember no fist bumps, only fisting and choking. Dating seems like a nightmare these days, glad I'm the fuck out of that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 15, 2020, 10:57:00 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 10:55:59 AM
it seems you only attract fatties or those over 12, must be a hard life.

My current gf is fit so that's nice.

But yeah, the fatties love me. Good for some titty sucking but eh

  :idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 15, 2020, 03:17:51 PM
https://twitter.com/SlimeDepression/status/1217363791207391232

 :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 15, 2020, 03:31:46 PM
bad vibes thread is that way my g
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 15, 2020, 04:47:51 PM
Uncensored titties on the bore

 :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 15, 2020, 06:04:33 PM
When you flaunt them stacks you're just asking to be robbed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 09:28:32 PM
Quote from: Raist on January 15, 2020, 06:29:45 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 03:15:21 AM
Quote from: Raist on January 15, 2020, 02:40:38 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 12:36:45 AM
so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months! :rock :rock :rock

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  8) ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep!  :maf


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries  :doge


There are not enough eyeroll.gif on the internet.


which part?

"I wanted to watch some animu but all she wanted was to fuck  :juicy :crybaby :brazilcry"

Like, give me a break.

well excuse me for wanting something MEANINGFUL in a relationship  :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 16, 2020, 11:19:17 AM
Asked the ex if she would be up for coffee sometime. She replied “sure we could do that”. But also added that she has a cold so not this weekend.

I honestly expected a no.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 16, 2020, 11:26:45 AM
Quote from: bluemax on January 16, 2020, 11:19:17 AM
Asked the ex if she would be up for coffee sometime. She replied “sure we could do that”. But also added that she has a cold so not this weekend.

I honestly expected a no.

Thoughts and prayers, hopefully it goes well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 16, 2020, 01:27:09 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 15, 2020, 02:22:35 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 15, 2020, 12:36:45 AM
although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all.

Newsfeed  :lol

Girls literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 16, 2020, 02:08:07 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 16, 2020, 11:26:45 AM
Quote from: bluemax on January 16, 2020, 11:19:17 AM
Asked the ex if she would be up for coffee sometime. She replied “sure we could do that”. But also added that she has a cold so not this weekend.

I honestly expected a no.

Thoughts and prayers, hopefully it goes well.
Sorry, but for your sake I hope it doesn't. You can do better.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 16, 2020, 02:11:36 PM
But it was important info.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 16, 2020, 02:13:45 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 16, 2020, 11:19:17 AM
Asked the ex if she would be up for coffee sometime.


Why.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 16, 2020, 02:13:52 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 16, 2020, 02:08:07 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 16, 2020, 11:26:45 AM
Quote from: bluemax on January 16, 2020, 11:19:17 AM
Asked the ex if she would be up for coffee sometime. She replied “sure we could do that”. But also added that she has a cold so not this weekend.

I honestly expected a no.

Thoughts and prayers, hopefully it goes well.
Sorry, but for your sake I hope it doesn't. You can do better.

:yeshrug
It might not even be to patch things up, just to talk. He can do better while still having a cordial friendship with an ex.

Then again it seems from multiple recent comments IRL that the staying-friend-type is alien to many people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 16, 2020, 02:53:27 PM
bluemax can definitely still pound that pussy  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 16, 2020, 02:56:04 PM
She's into ballcrushing and orgasm denial :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 16, 2020, 03:05:50 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 16, 2020, 02:54:31 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 16, 2020, 02:11:36 PM
But it was important info.
- She bought him a couch for his place
- She got mad he was on his phone at a New Years dinner

Did I miss something?  Honest question, I skimmed back but I'm still confused what the big deal was.

She got kind of flustered that he joked about inviting her to a more expensive restaurant than usual (one that was his own choice), and liked to pay for everything -in an overbearing way, as far as it read, and up to being strongly directive about his own apartment-, all that out of a relationship she was in with a younger man that she was supporting materially.

Not that I disagree with you that people passed a pretty definitive judgement out of a handful of messages, but it's not a complete nothingburger either.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 16, 2020, 03:10:29 PM
Quote
She told me to grow up and stop using my depression as an excuse for a lot of stuff, reminding me that she's had a pretty rough go of it in life and what not.

On top of everything else that seems like a giant red flag, but maybe that's just me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 16, 2020, 03:11:57 PM
also when he said she told him that she wanted nothing to do with him anymore
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 16, 2020, 03:14:09 PM
Quote from: nachobro on January 16, 2020, 03:11:57 PM
also when he said she told him that she wanted nothing to do with him anymore
that never means anything, breh  :lol you can hear that from the same bitch multiple times and still smash when she calms down  :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 16, 2020, 03:15:32 PM
i'm just saying that combined with all her other bullshit would be a "fine gtfo" moment for me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 16, 2020, 03:18:14 PM
I think filler was the only person who believed in me in May 2019 so I wouldn't discount his prognostication, but I also think it's very possible that she'll just blow off the date and ghost. Just chill and wait for updates, let Maxie go into this without a ton of headspace baggage.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 16, 2020, 03:19:08 PM
sounds fuckin boring to me. bluemax, just ghost that cunt. mmarsu, get a hooker.

this season is now all wrapped up. what's next?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 16, 2020, 03:24:10 PM
my concern with blue's girl is that she may not be done hurting him  :( so he can make things happen with her still , but at what cost  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 16, 2020, 03:27:00 PM
maybe he can offer up his butthole as a way of apologizing

or she can
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 16, 2020, 03:27:18 PM
The storyline I was hoping would be good content turned out to be a boring disappointment. Sorry, fam.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 16, 2020, 06:29:26 PM
you're healing right now g, it's okay, we love you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 16, 2020, 06:38:48 PM
Too true, I actually did have a really great night a couple weekends ago where I took myself out for karaoke and actually sang, had a fun flirt convo on a patio with a cute girl and got her number, but I quickly realized I wasn’t truly prepared to go on a date or open myself up to someone so, ya 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 16, 2020, 06:41:23 PM
Just keep checking in on yourself, doing things you enjoy etc.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 16, 2020, 06:44:13 PM
 :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 16, 2020, 06:47:18 PM
Quote from: filler on January 16, 2020, 03:24:10 PM
my concern with blue's girl is that she may not be done hurting him  :( so he can make things happen with her still , but at what cost  :stahp
Either that or she's one of those that when she finds she can't push others around so easily, goes back to those she knows she can.  True I've only heard the bad. But if you're free, explore a bit. You'll never know what you'll find, maybe you'll find something you never knew you wanted.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 16, 2020, 06:48:21 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 16, 2020, 02:54:31 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 16, 2020, 02:11:36 PM
But it was important info.
- She bought him a couch for his place
- She got mad he was on his phone at a New Years dinner

Did I miss something?  Honest question, I skimmed back but I'm still confused what the big deal was.

edit: totally agree riotous, im confused too and no offence, but i wouldn't be caught dead taking advice from people here and we're working with very little while some are offering pretty definitive advice. this is classic "bro, that bish be crazy" sort of stuff, when i assume the reality is much more nuanced and both people were acting a little odd. both have their baggage, both have their hang ups with intimate interaction. getting frustrated with someone for their depression is common, the changing his apartment up is kinda weird but also pretty common for women to want to have a nice nest. doesn't mean she's a bad person.

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 16, 2020, 06:47:18 PM
Quote from: filler on January 16, 2020, 03:24:10 PM
my concern with blue's girl is that she may not be done hurting him  :( so he can make things happen with her still , but at what cost  :stahp
Either that or she's one of those that when she finds she can't push others around so easily, goes back to those she knows she can.  True I've only heard the bad. But if you're free, explore a bit. You'll never know what you'll find, maybe you'll find something you never knew you wanted.

 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 16, 2020, 06:58:48 PM
at least get some more furniture breh  8)

for all we know bluemax could be living in a fucking hovel and she was doing him a huge solid
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 16, 2020, 07:02:01 PM
lol, i just thought that was common parlance for 'murican imperialists

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 16, 2020, 07:39:48 PM
100 km/h is 62 miles per hour. :expert
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 16, 2020, 10:00:25 PM
Quote from: Raist on January 16, 2020, 02:13:45 PM
Quote from: bluemax on January 16, 2020, 11:19:17 AM
Asked the ex if she would be up for coffee sometime.


Why.

Quote from: VomKriege on January 16, 2020, 02:13:52 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 16, 2020, 02:08:07 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 16, 2020, 11:26:45 AM
Quote from: bluemax on January 16, 2020, 11:19:17 AM
Asked the ex if she would be up for coffee sometime. She replied “sure we could do that”. But also added that she has a cold so not this weekend.

I honestly expected a no.

Thoughts and prayers, hopefully it goes well.
Sorry, but for your sake I hope it doesn't. You can do better.

:yeshrug
It might not even be to patch things up, just to talk. He can do better while still having a cordial friendship with an ex.

Then again it seems from multiple recent comments IRL that the staying-friend-type is alien to many people.

To answer the why, I feel it is at least somewhat what Vom is saying. I wasn't ready for the relationship to be over, and I care about her enough to at least want to find some kind of polite ending. Los Angeles is a harsh and lonely city and when you find someone who takes away some of that loneliness it is tough to want to lose that.

I don't have an illusions that things can go back to how they were, or that she will suddenly want to be in a relationship with me again. But I guess I can't just sit here and text with her in this weird nebulous state forever either.

Quote from: riotous on January 16, 2020, 03:11:15 PM
Quote from: Raist on January 16, 2020, 03:10:29 PM
Quote
She told me to grow up and stop using my depression as an excuse for a lot of stuff, reminding me that she's had a pretty rough go of it in life and what not.

On top of everything else that seems like a giant red flag, but maybe that's just me.

Ah thanks!

Yeah I remember that now, that is a pretty bad one.   Definitely something to talk about at least, but that sounds like something someone says when they are upset/frustrated that can be worked out to me.  As someone with depression at times I've been told the same thing by people who were kind to me most of the time and were just frustrated.

Right, she was very upset at the time and we had both been drinking for hours before that. Rational thoughts were not exactly forthcoming for either of us.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 17, 2020, 07:04:06 AM
I'm dumb.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on January 17, 2020, 09:34:40 AM
You're thinking about Rahx, Ghoul
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on January 17, 2020, 09:46:06 AM
Quote from: skullstorm on January 17, 2020, 09:34:40 AM
You're thinking about Rahx, Ghoul

I feel like people would be able to distinguish rahx from other posters if he was able to post more of his homemade porn without getting banned. :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 17, 2020, 10:35:30 AM
Quote from: skullstorm on January 17, 2020, 09:34:40 AM
You're thinking about Rahx, Ghoul

well shit. :D
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on January 17, 2020, 12:34:47 PM
https://vm.tiktok.com/4eTCBu/

I’m tryna have me something like this :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 17, 2020, 12:38:38 PM
Quote from: EightBitNate on January 17, 2020, 12:34:47 PM
https://vm.tiktok.com/4eTCBu/

I’m tryna have me something like this :-*

dating a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on January 17, 2020, 02:56:52 PM
Are they sister and brother? :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 17, 2020, 04:30:11 PM
 :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 17, 2020, 06:45:08 PM
Quote from: Esch on January 17, 2020, 04:07:31 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on January 17, 2020, 02:56:52 PM
Are they sister and brother? :thinking

Dunno but I think we can all agree couples that look and act too similar should be illegal.

https://youtu.be/ibVMaddeCEQ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 17, 2020, 09:17:52 PM
I feel I should probably say that I don't take anything anyone here says seriously. I posted my situation originally just because I needed to put it out in the world and I wasn't ready to talk to any of my IRL friends about it and making a throwaway reddit account was more effort than I could manage at the time. The decisions I have been making are based on my own thinking from input from friends I trust and my therapist. And I realize all of this is possibly biased anyhow since none of these people have met her or know her story.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 18, 2020, 05:22:32 AM
Oh no.. I’ve been really enjoying the company of this extreme hottie who play games and loves memes. But today he snapped me a pic of himself holding someone’s baby saying something like how it made him want one.


Maybe he thought I love babies because I’m a mom. WELL, HE’S WRONG. Only thing coming out of my vagina is the sperm of the guys I drain.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 18, 2020, 05:31:41 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 18, 2020, 05:22:32 AM
Oh no.. I’ve been really enjoying the company of this extreme hottie who play games and loves memes. But today he snapped me a pic of himself holding someone’s baby saying something like how it made him want one.


Maybe he thought I love babies because I’m a mom. WELL, HE’S WRONG. Only thing coming out of my vagina is the sperm of the guys I drain.

Well, I guess sober Tinder went well, at least.
Just tell him you're not into that idea.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 18, 2020, 05:40:55 AM
“Grab a condom, I don’t want to keep more cum as a pet”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 18, 2020, 05:45:18 AM
Also that's what Snapchat was for : sending baby pics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 18, 2020, 09:37:52 AM
I told him his Snap gave me PTSD, and he responded by sending a funny meme. :lol

We back in, bois.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 18, 2020, 09:51:06 AM
Communication : It matters.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on January 18, 2020, 01:16:18 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 18, 2020, 05:22:32 AM
Maybe he thought I love babies because I’m a mom. WELL, HE’S WRONG. Only thing coming out of my vagina is the sperm of the guys I drain.

Newsfeed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 18, 2020, 01:28:36 PM
There's no better MILF than one that fights the urge to drown their kids in the bathtub  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on January 18, 2020, 02:49:44 PM
Quote from: Kara on January 18, 2020, 01:16:18 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 18, 2020, 05:22:32 AM
Maybe he thought I love babies because I’m a mom. WELL, HE’S WRONG. Only thing coming out of my vagina is the sperm of the guys I drain.

Newsfeed

I just gonna assume filler fainted reading that sentence.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2020, 02:51:13 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 18, 2020, 05:22:32 AM
Oh no.. I’ve been really enjoying the company of this extreme hottie who play games and loves memes. But today he snapped me a pic of himself holding someone’s baby saying something like how it made him want one.


Maybe he thought I love babies because I’m a mom. WELL, HE’S WRONG. Only thing coming out of my vagina is the sperm of the guys I drain.
::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 18, 2020, 03:00:46 PM
There's a good chance I'll embarrass myself soon because I can only bear being horny for this long.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 18, 2020, 03:03:50 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 18, 2020, 03:00:46 PM
There's a good chance I'll embarrass myself soon because I can only bear being horny for this long.

As a fellow frenchman, I'll share my secret.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Be always horny
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2020, 03:12:11 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 18, 2020, 03:00:46 PM
There's a good chance I'll embarrass myself soon because I can only bear being horny for this long.
you've been getting cornholed by macron  :smug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 18, 2020, 03:13:38 PM
Quote from: filler on January 18, 2020, 03:12:11 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 18, 2020, 03:00:46 PM
There's a good chance I'll embarrass myself soon because I can only bear being horny for this long.
you've been getting cornholed by macron  :smug

Doesn't provide the same sort of enjoyable release sadly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 18, 2020, 10:33:48 PM
Bonne chance  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 18, 2020, 10:35:51 PM
Quote from: mormapope on January 18, 2020, 01:28:36 PM
There's no better MILF than one that fights the urge to drown their kids in the bathtub  :lawd


Aka The IUD Army

no consequence rawdog nutting  :preach

itsfreerealestate.gif
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 18, 2020, 10:43:02 PM
Tinder-san invited me over for dinner! I don't know when, he's currently out of town.

This sounds so scary, but yet so fun. Hope my anxiety won't ruin a good time. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 18, 2020, 11:43:12 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on January 18, 2020, 03:00:46 PM
There's a good chance I'll embarrass myself soon because I can only bear being horny for this long.

Get a VR headset. I found a Scooby Doo skin in VR Chat that makes me feel randy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 21, 2020, 04:26:23 PM
Okay, so that cute girl whose number I got showed up as “people you may know” on Facebook. Getting real numbers feels good lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on January 21, 2020, 04:31:44 PM
what are my options for male sex toys to stick my penis into
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 21, 2020, 04:54:06 PM
Quote from: Cryo on January 21, 2020, 04:31:44 PM
what are my options for male sex toys to stick my penis into

Shosta is busy?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2020, 08:55:34 PM
https://www.kgun9.com/news/crime/women-on-death-row-female-death-row-inmates-in-the-us

Lemme know if you see anything you like.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 21, 2020, 08:58:15 PM
Mary Samuels, California
Sentenced 9/16/1994
Murder (x2) – Sentenced for hiring a man to kill her husband, then arranging the murder of the man she hired to kill her husband.

:lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 21, 2020, 09:02:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8va9D3r.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2020, 09:35:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/4maJ6LD.jpg)

One look and I’ll already do anything for her. It’s a compulsion. I think I’m only still breathing because she wills it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 21, 2020, 09:59:01 PM
if i enjoy breathing, it's because she wants me to  :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2020, 10:03:06 PM
If I had to look into those eyes, I’d make sure the dishes were clean and the house was nice every single night before she got home.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 21, 2020, 10:10:58 PM
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Quote from: TVC15 on January 21, 2020, 10:03:06 PM
If I had to look into those eyes, I’d make sure the dishes were clean and the house was nice every single night before she got home.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 21, 2020, 10:12:06 PM
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Lisa Carpenter Graham, Alabama
Sentenced 11/18/2015
Murder -- Sentenced for hiring a hitman to gun down her daughter.
that sounds about right, although I would have said "Kentucky... Harlan County"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 21, 2020, 10:15:01 PM
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Tanya Nelson, California
Sentenced 4/23/2010
Murder (x2) – Sentenced for murdering her fortune teller and the woman’s daughter.
didn't like what she heard?

guess they should've seen it coming

 :rodney
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 21, 2020, 10:17:37 PM
post the hot ones  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2020, 10:19:06 PM
I’d like to know the sad chain of events that leads to a person murdering their fortune teller.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 21, 2020, 10:26:05 PM
https://murderpedia.org/female.N/n/nelson-tanya.htm
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Ha Jade Smith, 52, and her daughter Anita Nhi Vo, a 23-year-old college student, were found dead in Mrs. Smith's Little Saigon home on April 22, 2005. They died of hideous multiple stab wounds to their faces and necks. Both also had cuts on their hands, suggesting that they had attempted to resist their attacks. What most baffled officers was why nearly a gallon of white paint had been poured over their heads and hands.

"I haven't come across anybody else who has had a case in which the victim's heads and hands were covered in paint," police Det. Tim Vu said at the time. "I've had calls from colleagues in other departments, too. They feel kind of fascinated by that. It's just not something that happens. . . . This is by far the most bizarre thing I've seen."

"Many theories have been put forward to attempt to the explain the significance of the paint," New Criminologist, an online journal of criminology professionals, posted two weeks after the crime. "White is traditionally worn at Vietnamese funerals, the color is symbolic of mourning and rites of passage. Actors in traditional Vietnamese theater painted their faces white for performances, or maybe an unhappy client used paint to ward off evil spirits."

As New Criminologist pointed out, Smith was a respected figure among the 30,000 Vietnamese who live in the area and she took in clients from as far away as New York, "desperate for her words of wisdom on love, business, spell-casting and what the future held." Most clients would have gone to Smith's home and paid up to $15,000 for her services in cash.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 21, 2020, 10:27:09 PM
Quote from: https://crimereads.com/tanya-nelson-the-betrayer/
Like many of her fellow Vietnamese immigrants, Tanya Nelson believed in fortune telling, no question, which is how, one day in the mid-90s, she ended up on Ha Jade Smith’s doorstep. The two women became friends, and their relationship stretched on for the next ten years. Tanya consulted her for advice about love and advice about her business, a lingerie shop located in Little Saigon. It was struggling, and in March of 2000 she and her husband had to file for bankruptcy after racking up over two hundred thousand dollars in credit-card debts and personal loans. What should I do, Lady Ha? she asked. Eventually, Ha felt that she had the answer: Tanya should move her shop to North Carolina where she would have more success. And so Tanya packed her bags and moved to North Carolina with her children, leaving her husband behind.


Tanya and her husband weren’t divorced—he would visit her twice a year—but let’s just say that Tanya hadn’t been focused on her marriage in quite some time. For about a decade, she’d been having an on-and-off-again affair with her brother in law, George. (Her husband had no idea.) When Tanya moved to North Carolina, George had conveniently moved to Georgia, and so the two were able to stay in touch—well, sort of. The thing was that at some point, George had decided that he was tired of this underhanded love story, and had gone off and got himself a new girlfriend. He wanted to move on. He knew there was no real future with his sister-in-law. He even had the audacity to get engaged.

This drove Tanya mad.

When Ha’s advice didn’t solve Tanya’s problems, Tanya decided to take things into her own hands. And when Tanya took things into her own hands, things got violent. She told George that she was going to kidnap his fiancée, cut off her fingers, and mail the fingers back to him. She drove past the fiancée’s house and sprayed graffiti on the outside, phrases like “cocksucker” and “loverboy, run before she sucks you dry.” She even broke into the poor woman’s house and stole a photo of George out of her photo album. Believe it or not, all of this charming behavior didn’t work; George didn’t seem to be dumping his fiancée and crawling back to Tanya. He even had the gall to go ahead and get married. Tanya gave them both a wedding gift: a private detective who she hired to track the new wife’s movements.

In the meantime, her new lingerie shop was failing, maybe because she was spending too much time breaking into other people’s houses. Ha had predicted that moving her business from California to North Carolina would mean great success, but that was in no way coming true. Eventually, Tanya lost her house. She seemed to be making more and more demands from Ha, unreasonable ones, and eventually, by February of 2005, Ha responded with that note: “Sorry I cannot do this for you.”

Tanya looked around at the wreckage of her life and decided that someone was going to have to pay for this.
Quote from: https://www.ocweekly.com/tanya-nelson-irks-judge-frank-f-fasel-who-sends-double-killer-to-death-row-6470305/
A search of Nelson's property located jewelry worth $500,000 in a coffee maker as well as $68,000 stuffed inside a vacuum cleaner.

“I am innocent,” Nelson–the youngest in a wealthy Vietnamese family with 16 children, a 1979 immigrant from communist Vietnam and a Costa Mesa High School attendee–told Judge Fasel in a pre-sentencing note delivered through the probation department. She said she couldn't have been the killer because she had flown from North Carolina to OC at the time of the murders only to spy on her estranged husband's affair with another woman. She'd never even met the homicide victims in person, she explained. She even had an answer for why she had the victim's credit cards: Smith had been a telephone customer. (I'm not aware of the excuse she gave for using the cards after the killings, though.)

But inside Fasel's ninth-floor Santa Ana courtroom on April 23, a waist-shackled Nelson–who converted from Buddhism to Christianity in jail and now serves as an evangelist for other female inmates
she sounds adorable
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2020, 10:29:08 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on January 21, 2020, 10:12:06 PM
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Lisa Carpenter Graham, Alabama
Sentenced 11/18/2015
Murder -- Sentenced for hiring a hitman to gun down her daughter.
that sounds about right, although I would have said "Kentucky... Harlan County"
My dad grew up in Harlan, Kentucky  :( My family lived in that area for about 130 years
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on January 21, 2020, 10:33:53 PM
my dad's mom's family is from the county to the west or northwest, whatever it is

elevated americans :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on January 22, 2020, 04:19:03 AM
Feeling a little conflicted about a gorgeous woman i met at a cruise party. Spent the night together and i basically gave her my number with a "call me if your interested" sentance. Reason being that she lives about 4h away and im really not that into traveling for girls or having a long distance relationship. Unfortunately(or fortunately depending on how you look at it) she did message me up and i kinda agreed to visit her for a couple of days. I don't mind this trip cause it's a new location and could be fun even without her but i dunno if i should go and get myself into this potential mess.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 22, 2020, 07:20:45 PM
Which of these miserable clubs looks like the best place to score meet a wonderful woman?

Accounting Club :dead
Alliance of Non-Traditional Students
Arcadea's Anime Escape :holeup
American Sign Language Club
Biology Club :rodney
Black Student Association (I don't know if I'm allowed to join)
"Brother 2 Brother" :whatisthis
Cardio Respiratory Sciences (insert cpr joke :rodney)
Collegiate Association for the Research of Principles
Creative Writing Club
 Culinary Club
Student American Dental Hygienists’ Assoc.
Gender and Sexuality Alliance
Generation Dreamers (I'm definitely not allowed to join this)
Living Sociology Club
 Multicultural Club
Nursing Pinning (filipinas :lawd)
Performance Arts Club
Phi Theta Kappa :girlaff
 Psychology Club
 Veterinary Technicians Club
Student Organization of Latinos and Allies
Surgical Conscience Club  :crazy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on January 22, 2020, 07:33:15 PM
Culinary club, easily.

Women love men who can cook.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on January 22, 2020, 08:14:51 PM
Cooking together is also a pretty good follow-up date, so by joining the club you can skip that step I guess  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2020, 08:21:15 PM
Plus they like food which is an easy in to asking them out to dinner at a cool restaurant that people are talking about.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 22, 2020, 08:54:36 PM
I doubt you'd have a problem finding women Shosta, just pick whatever you find the most interesting. Bless.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 22, 2020, 08:57:36 PM
Was hoping for more crass jokes :shaq2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on January 22, 2020, 09:02:47 PM
I'm sorry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2020, 09:08:28 PM
Isn’t there some weightlifting or bodybuilding club you can join? Something beefcake related. I’m a little concerned about your development.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on January 22, 2020, 09:10:00 PM
biology club could be a hit. would there be an overrepresentation of socially awkward weeby egirls? i've never actually dated a scientist (unless clinical psychology counts, but im talking natural not social sciences). always kinda wondered what it'd be like dating a real nerd.

she's a biologist
https://www.instagram.com/starbuxx/?hl=en
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 22, 2020, 09:26:05 PM
Turns out surgical conscience is just a survey of new technologies used by surgeons, not the ethics of cutting people open
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 23, 2020, 01:19:11 AM
Gender & Sexuality Alliance or the creative writing/drama club. Everything else looks like something a kid takes because their parents told them to.

Quote from: naff on January 22, 2020, 09:10:00 PM
biology club could be a hit. would there be an overrepresentation of socially awkward weeby egirls? i've never actually dated a scientist (unless clinical psychology counts, but im talking natural not social sciences). always kinda wondered what it'd be like dating a real nerd.

she's a biologist
https://www.instagram.com/starbuxx/?hl=en

Bio club sounds like a thing for "pre-meds" which is like the major where everyone gets a gold star. They claim they're going to medical school but 90% are needy assholes who don't have a shot in hell of earning a 3.5+ GPA. The other 10% are usually good enough to get a spot in a real lab.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 23, 2020, 01:23:12 AM
Excluding me, my bio lab tonight was literally 100% women, so naff might be on to something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 23, 2020, 03:13:17 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 23, 2020, 01:23:12 AM
Excluding me, my bio lab tonight was literally 100% women, so naff might be on to something.

Why should we exclude you?

You matter, shosta.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 23, 2020, 04:30:22 PM
Mistaken thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 23, 2020, 04:58:42 PM
Indeed
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2020, 09:52:37 PM
Went out with the gf today. Ran into some people that I know and that know I’m married. These people have never met my wife though. So now they think my gf is my wife.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 26, 2020, 08:24:07 PM
Ex texted me last Sunday to vent about some stuff, we texted about it a bit until the conversation ended. I texted her later that night to ask if she had gone through with part of what she had mentioned and she said not yet and that was that. Next afternoon I took a shot and texted her and asked her out to lunch on Monday, no response.

Thought maybe I tried too hard or too much, so I decided to go for the giving space route. Although my therapist said maybe I might end up having given too much space. I started to kind of feel like I was maybe really over it, but then I got dumb and sent the dumb rambling lay my feelings out but I promise I won't bother if you're not interested text on Thursday. No response.

Anywho, trying to move forward and what not and I check my CMB recommendations for the day... and the second one was her :(

It's dumb, just when I actually felt like I was really good and past it, seemingly every day something would remind me of her and get me thinking of her, but now it has been a week since she last actually communicated with me so now I feel even more so like its over and I just wish my brain could make up its mind of whether or not it cares or doesn't care about her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 26, 2020, 10:14:00 PM
So I'm talking to a curvy and cute as fuck black girl that really wants to peg, own, and dominate me. Me being a chubby white guy, the idea of a deliciously curvy black lady owning my ass is too good to be true.

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And I really really really want to fuck you. And I want you to fuck me. And depending on your kinks, I eventually want to watch you fuck someone else and then let me fuck you after 

 :woooo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 27, 2020, 12:33:39 AM
Can she fit in a canoe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 27, 2020, 05:15:02 AM
Quote from: mormapope on January 26, 2020, 10:14:00 PM
So I'm talking to a curvy and cute as fuck black girl that really wants to peg, own, and dominate me. Me being a chubby white guy, the idea of a deliciously curvy black lady owning my ass is too good to be true.

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And I really really really want to fuck you. And I want you to fuck me. And depending on your kinks, I eventually want to watch you fuck someone else and then let me fuck you after 

 :woooo

This reminds me of the tinder profile that filler posted that wanted a white man to call her the N word in bed.

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 27, 2020, 05:17:08 AM
RIP mormapope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on January 27, 2020, 05:45:25 AM
bluemax, don't second guess yourself too much. Last text wasn't maybe the best idea but I guess at least you know where you stand.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 28, 2020, 12:03:46 AM
Quote from: riotous on January 27, 2020, 10:58:57 AM
Yeah blue sounds like pretty typical but maybe a bit immature on her part end of relationship stuff.  You sort of unfortunately gave her a bit of power over you there with the chance to ignore you but it's not the end of the world.

Quote from: VomKriege on January 27, 2020, 05:45:25 AM
bluemax, don't second guess yourself too much. Last text wasn't maybe the best idea but I guess at least you know where you stand.

I'm trying my best to move forward and not mope. I felt like a dolt after texting her after seeing her CMB (and after saying I wouldn't text again) but I've resisted the urge to text and apologize for that.

My real life friend gave me good advice today, she said "Stop apologizing. You've shown remorse, you've shown you want to improve and move forward. If the other person wants to only define you by that mistake, and not give you the chance to prove what you are saying, then move on. Don't let them stunt your growth as a person." I appreciated that advice. Also my friend invited me to go to spin class, which provided many benefits, such as giving me less time to wallow, social interaction, physical exercise, and the chance to stare at booty.

I was able to sell my second Nier concert ticket today, which was supposed to be for her, so at least I won't have to sit next to an empty seat on Wednesday and feel bad in that way.

I wish I could know if I did something wrong, or if she just is busy or if she just decided to ghost me for some other reason, but I guess that's the real world. You don't always get closure or answers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 28, 2020, 05:03:31 PM
Your friend's advice is nice and all, but that's basically the longer, more polite version of what we've been saying. "She sounds like a bitch".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 28, 2020, 11:44:01 PM
SHRUG EMOJI
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 29, 2020, 11:17:27 AM
I mean he did post jailbait so no wonder he got told to fuck off.

I’m sure he’s on an imaginary date right now and even she will stand him up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 29, 2020, 11:20:39 AM
Speaking of jailbait, my girlfriend of 5 years suggested she is unhappy with our relationship and is thinking of leaving

 :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on January 29, 2020, 11:25:23 AM
Quote from: james on January 29, 2020, 11:20:39 AM
Speaking of jailbait, my girlfriend of 5 years suggested she is unhappy with our relationship and is thinking of leaving

 :fbm

Just buy her a furby and you’ll be good. Real talk that sucks, you should ask her why.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 29, 2020, 11:28:50 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on January 29, 2020, 11:25:23 AM
Quote from: james on January 29, 2020, 11:20:39 AM
Speaking of jailbait, my girlfriend of 5 years suggested she is unhappy with our relationship and is thinking of leaving

 :fbm

Just buy her a furby and you’ll be good. Real talk that sucks, you should ask her why.

She has been unhappy with work and says she needs to figure out a new direction in her life, that she relies on our relationship too much, and thinks she might want a different future
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 29, 2020, 11:41:50 AM
I guess shooting fellow squidkins with paint was always going to get old quickly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 29, 2020, 11:43:50 AM
Quote from: Raist on January 29, 2020, 11:41:50 AM
I guess shooting fellow squidkins with paint was always going to get old quickly.

She never liked Splatoon. She tried it but played like an hour total. That's fine. We have different tastes in games. She did get me on Minecraft though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 29, 2020, 11:45:36 AM
Quote from: riotous on January 29, 2020, 11:43:58 AM
Are you happy?  I find it pretty rare that both parties are ACTUALLY happy even if only one is initiating the end.   That's happened for me when I was "left" and when I've "left people" most of the time.  Takes some real soul searching but it's usually overall for the best.

She is the best gf Ive ever had and I will never find someone better.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 29, 2020, 02:59:21 PM
Sorry to hear, James. Unfortunately a similar thing happened to my close friend, he was engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years, then the job/commute/depression wore her down and she felt like she needed to change things up, and unfortunately for as much as he tried working with her, it didn't help and she left him.

Whatever happens, I hope it works out for the best for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 29, 2020, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 29, 2020, 02:59:21 PM
Sorry to hear, James. Unfortunately a similar thing happened to my close friend, he was engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years, then the job/commute/depression wore her down and she felt like she needed to change things up, and unfortunately for as much as he tried working with her, it didn't help and she left him.

Whatever happens, I hope it works out for the best for you.

How do you continue on after something like that?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 29, 2020, 03:33:53 PM
one day at a time
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 29, 2020, 03:43:58 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 29, 2020, 03:42:22 PM
If you attracted such a great girlfriend before you can do it again.

Im in my 30s now dude. It's all downhill from here.

The last time I was single was 2011, just like this thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 29, 2020, 03:49:47 PM
Please do not try to fuck your freshmen students.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 29, 2020, 03:51:24 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 29, 2020, 03:49:47 PM
Please do not try to fuck your freshmen students.

You know what stings the most shosty?

I don't even have students. That was an elaborate ruse. I have coworkers who are mostly 55-70
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on January 29, 2020, 03:55:09 PM
maybe try fucking one of them
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 29, 2020, 03:57:14 PM
Quote from: james on January 29, 2020, 03:51:24 PM
I don't even have students. That was an elaborate ruse. I have coworkers who are mostly 55-70
That stings. Don't lie on the Bore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 29, 2020, 03:58:19 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 29, 2020, 03:57:14 PM
Quote from: james on January 29, 2020, 03:51:24 PM
I don't even have students. That was an elaborate ruse. I have coworkers who are mostly 55-70
That stings. Don't lie on the Bore.

I just want people to think Im cool :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 29, 2020, 04:14:03 PM
Hang in there james, if I have to you have to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 29, 2020, 04:48:04 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 29, 2020, 04:14:03 PM
Hang in there james, if I have to you have to.

From what I recall, you were open/poly.

Did that help? At the very least extend things?

I'm willing to do absolutely anything.

Quote from: Dufus on January 29, 2020, 04:48:03 PM
Quote from: james on January 29, 2020, 03:43:58 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 29, 2020, 03:42:22 PM
If you attracted such a great girlfriend before you can do it again.

Im in my 30s now dude. It's all downhill from here.

wait i thought being in your 30s as a dude is actually a really good time to get chicks?

Well as a student, you are constantly forced into mingle situations, which opens up lots of chances.

Hard to meet people when you shuttle between an office full of geriatrics and your apartment.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2020, 06:17:03 PM
I don’t know man I’m almost in my 30s and things seem kind of ok? I mean I prefer girls who are 25 and up and well they are still available. I also have had past female friends reach out to me and younger women don’t get the fuck boi vibe from you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 29, 2020, 06:18:08 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2020, 06:17:03 PM
I’m almost in my 30
:comeon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 29, 2020, 06:45:34 PM
I feel like booking a flight to Orlando next weekend to see harry potter world but why is this shit so expensive fuck you comcast
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on January 30, 2020, 04:57:02 AM
Quote from: riotous on January 29, 2020, 10:56:31 AM
His last stint here wasn't very popular;  I don't think he expected the backlash he got.. not the kind of attention his ego needs.

Well, I hope he pulls himself back together in time to find a date for prom.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on January 30, 2020, 09:59:31 AM
I dunno, the older i get the better it looks for me in terms of dating. Though i suppose im "only" 28 at this point. You do need to be active to create opportunities though.

So i decided to meet the cruise girl. Anyway, i went to spent the night at her place. Very fun, artsy and has some other interesting quirks. At the very least im interested to see where it goes. It's nice to get to know someone a little better than the occasional hookup, not that i lack an interest for that stuff but the amount of issues some people have... :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 30, 2020, 09:44:03 PM
I spent most of yesterday crying but I'm more positive today.

This is just a bump in the road. I'm going to win her back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on January 30, 2020, 09:54:51 PM
Quote from: james on January 30, 2020, 09:44:03 PM
I spent most of yesterday crying but I'm more positive today.

This is just a bump in the road. I'm going to win her back.

Didn't we just see this story like a few weeks ago?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Good luck my dude. Seriously, I hope it turns out better for you than me!
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 30, 2020, 09:59:03 PM
James, you sound pathetic. Don't offer to be a cúck on the off chance that it might give you a few more months with her.

And don't try to win her back, either. You have to look forward.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 30, 2020, 11:06:12 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 30, 2020, 09:59:03 PM
James, you sound pathetic. Don't offer to be a cúck on the off chance that it might give you a few more months with her.

And don't try to win her back, either. You have to look forward.

My dude we've been dating since you were in the 2nd grade
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 31, 2020, 10:00:48 AM
Quote from: mormapope on January 26, 2020, 10:14:00 PM
So I'm talking to a curvy and cute as fuck black girl that really wants to peg, own, and dominate me. Me being a chubby white guy, the idea of a deliciously curvy black lady owning my ass is too good to be true.

Quote
And I really really really want to fuck you. And I want you to fuck me. And depending on your kinks, I eventually want to watch you fuck someone else and then let me fuck you after 

 :woooo

Met up with this lady, had an awesome night of fucking and cuddling, got Indian food. Eventually she fingered me hard while I jerked off. First time anyone has actually fingered me and it felt absolutely baller. Start to a very wonderful casual relationship I think.

She's seeing a dude thats in the Peace Corps that went to Chiba. If he survives (lol), his huge kink is being cucked. Something I'd love to participate in.  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 31, 2020, 04:26:10 PM
Time to get past this foreplay nonsense and just go for pegging dude :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on January 31, 2020, 04:32:14 PM
Why does this thread always circle back to cuckoldry? :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 03, 2020, 09:37:28 AM
Well today is the day boys.

We're having the talk tonight.

I'm going to butter her up by prepping a delicious home cooked meal
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 03, 2020, 11:25:52 AM
Chicken nuggets obviously
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: eleuin on February 03, 2020, 11:46:31 AM
Giant dad? Explain that one to me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on February 03, 2020, 12:05:08 PM
I don't know who changed it to that and why, I vote to remove it because it sounds stupid
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 03, 2020, 12:08:24 PM
Quote from: demi on February 03, 2020, 12:05:08 PM
I don't know who changed it to that and why, I vote to remove it because it sounds stupid

Can you explain the new hamburger one and wtf it is.

Not cheeseburger, the hamburger one
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on February 03, 2020, 12:46:38 PM
Looks to be related to trans people, that's about it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 03, 2020, 12:51:31 PM
Quote from: demi on February 03, 2020, 12:46:38 PM
Looks to be related to trans people, that's about it

Wasnt cheeseburger trans? Why do trans people get so many word filters? Thats gay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 03, 2020, 01:00:48 PM
roitous is a BWC bull  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on February 03, 2020, 01:00:50 PM
Quote from: james on February 03, 2020, 12:51:31 PM
Quote from: demi on February 03, 2020, 12:46:38 PM
Looks to be related to trans people, that's about it

Wasnt cheeseburger trans? Why do trans people get so many word filters? Thats gay

I don't know. It doesn't bother me, an intellectual, so I don't care
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 03, 2020, 09:08:27 PM
Quote from: james on January 30, 2020, 11:06:12 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 30, 2020, 09:59:03 PM
James, you sound pathetic. Don't offer to be a cúck on the off chance that it might give you a few more months with her.

And don't try to win her back, either. You have to look forward.

My dude we've been dating since you were in the 2nd grade
Wow. 5 whole years.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 03, 2020, 10:05:16 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 03, 2020, 09:08:27 PM
Quote from: james on January 30, 2020, 11:06:12 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 30, 2020, 09:59:03 PM
James, you sound pathetic. Don't offer to be a cúck on the off chance that it might give you a few more months with her.

And don't try to win her back, either. You have to look forward.

My dude we've been dating since you were in the 2nd grade
Wow. 5 whole years.

5 years and 6 months.

And it didn't go well.

She said we could be stronger together as friends
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 03, 2020, 10:09:23 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 03, 2020, 11:47:52 AM
Quote from: eleuin on February 03, 2020, 11:46:31 AM
Giant dad? Explain that one to me

It's the super hi-larious forum feature where words get replaced automatically.  Makes the forum SUPER FUN to read!  ITS FUN!

(think of the term the alt-right likes to call the left that means you like to watch your girl get fucked by another guy)

It's clearly a rip off of Something Awful, except I think that place only does it for users who are too gently caressing poor to pay for accounts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 04, 2020, 12:55:29 AM
Quote from: james on February 03, 2020, 10:05:16 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 03, 2020, 09:08:27 PM
Quote from: james on January 30, 2020, 11:06:12 PM
Quote from: shosta on January 30, 2020, 09:59:03 PM
James, you sound pathetic. Don't offer to be a cúck on the off chance that it might give you a few more months with her.

And don't try to win her back, either. You have to look forward.

My dude we've been dating since you were in the 2nd grade
Wow. 5 whole years.

5 years and 6 months.

And it didn't go well.

She said we could be stronger together as friends

https://youtu.be/6DD45wBDLNs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 04, 2020, 05:01:55 PM
Resetera actually being helpful?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/important-lessons-youve-learned-about-managing-relationships-from-a-traumatic-breakup.168317/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2020, 05:55:50 PM
Quote from: filler on February 03, 2020, 01:00:48 PM
roitous is a BWC bull  :-[

Is this true? Is a raw roll of pork loin on the menu?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2020, 06:01:42 PM
Is there a derogatory slur for asexuals that have sex? Because they really deserve one. That’s the most blatant, low effort “Look At Me I’m Special!” flex possible. There has to be an asexual truscum or transtrender equivalent or something. And I wonder if real asexuals think asexuals that have sex are losers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 04, 2020, 10:26:38 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 04, 2020, 10:26:53 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 04, 2020, 05:57:32 PM
I was auditioned once without realizing it, but it wasn't a full giant daddery scenario.  Went out to dinner on a double date and took the wife home for a night of drugs and fucking then dropped her off in the morning.  She said he's asexual but likes to meet the guys she bones lol  Was one of my ex-gf's friends... was quite the night.
:drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2020, 10:46:38 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 04, 2020, 05:57:32 PM
I was auditioned once without realizing it, but it wasn't a full giant daddery scenario.  Went out to dinner on a double date and took the wife home for a night of drugs and fucking then dropped her off in the morning.  She said he's asexual but likes to meet the guys she bones lol  Was one of my ex-gf's friends... was quite the night.

Ahhhhh shit, now I want to hear you tell stories. Do you have lots of good stories? Because I bet you’re the kind of dude where purely platonic blowjobs happen when you’re just hangin’ with other dudes sometimes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 05, 2020, 12:27:44 AM
Riotous lore is the best :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 05, 2020, 12:33:59 AM
Quote from: james on February 04, 2020, 05:01:55 PM
Resetera actually being helpful?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/important-lessons-youve-learned-about-managing-relationships-from-a-traumatic-breakup.168317/
No because a lot of them are from bitter losers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on February 05, 2020, 12:40:39 AM
Quote from: mormapope on January 31, 2020, 10:00:48 AM
Quote from: mormapope on January 26, 2020, 10:14:00 PM
So I'm talking to a curvy and cute as fuck black girl that really wants to peg, own, and dominate me. Me being a chubby white guy, the idea of a deliciously curvy black lady owning my ass is too good to be true.

Quote
And I really really really want to fuck you. And I want you to fuck me. And depending on your kinks, I eventually want to watch you fuck someone else and then let me fuck you after 

 :woooo

Met up with this lady, had an awesome night of fucking and cuddling, got Indian food. Eventually she fingered me hard while I jerked off. First time anyone has actually fingered me and it felt absolutely baller. Start to a very wonderful casual relationship I think.

She's seeing a dude thats in the Peace Corps that went to Chiba. If he survives (lol), his huge kink is being cucked. Something I'd love to participate in.  :)
How do I put myself in your situation?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 05, 2020, 12:59:57 AM
Me: I will try not to think about her today
Spotify: Here is a song where the title is her name and it is about a girl with that name stealing your heart.

GOD DAMMIT

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm fine I swear.
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 05, 2020, 09:48:39 AM
Quote from: bluemax on February 05, 2020, 12:59:57 AM
Me: I will try not to think about her today
Spotify: Here is a song where the title is her name and it is about a girl with that name stealing your heart.

GOD DAMMIT

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm fine I swear.
[close]

Hey there Delilah?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 05, 2020, 07:14:02 PM
Things have gone downhill and I dont want to go home anymore
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 05, 2020, 09:59:14 PM
Quote from: james on February 05, 2020, 09:48:39 AM
Quote from: bluemax on February 05, 2020, 12:59:57 AM
Me: I will try not to think about her today
Spotify: Here is a song where the title is her name and it is about a girl with that name stealing your heart.

GOD DAMMIT

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm fine I swear.
[close]

Hey there Delilah?

Nah, but man it has been a month and I still feel in a funk.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 06, 2020, 12:30:33 AM
Quote from: bluemax on February 05, 2020, 09:59:14 PM
Quote from: james on February 05, 2020, 09:48:39 AM
Quote from: bluemax on February 05, 2020, 12:59:57 AM
Me: I will try not to think about her today
Spotify: Here is a song where the title is her name and it is about a girl with that name stealing your heart.

GOD DAMMIT

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm fine I swear.
[close]

Hey there Delilah?

Nah, but man it has been a month and I still feel in a funk.

Roxane?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 06, 2020, 01:10:19 AM
It actually was not a song I had ever heard before by a band I had never heard of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDOP-BcZzKs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 06, 2020, 10:13:52 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 29, 2020, 04:14:03 PM
Hang in there james, if I have to you have to.

Or suicide pact  :preach
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 06, 2020, 10:13:59 AM
Oooh I dated a Rebecca. I broke up with her though
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on February 06, 2020, 12:33:01 PM
I dated a Rebekah, my more racist friends (who I'm not friends anymore) would ask if she was African and would add Xhosa style "click" sounds when they'd say her name. She was a short (4'10") Sicilian girl and an absolutely crazy evangelical. Her family, even more so... Like this was during the 2008 election season and they were telling me how Obama literally kills babies... didn't know this for about a month or two, then she got so pissed I wouldn't become a Christian, she tried getting me to talk to her reverend and everything...

Awful relationship. But the rebound girl (who knew her and didn't like her) wasn't much better...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 06, 2020, 12:44:07 PM
I went from a phase of Becci Becky Rebecca’s and Rachel’s  in my teens, turns out a lot of local emo’s in my area had those names obviously it was more like rebeRAWR etc but yeah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 06, 2020, 03:37:42 PM
Quote from: tiesto on February 06, 2020, 12:33:01 PM
I dated a Rebekah, my more racist friends (who I'm not friends anymore) would ask if she was African and would add Xhosa style "click" sounds when they'd say her name. She was a short (4'10") Sicilian girl and an absolutely crazy evangelical. Her family, even more so... Like this was during the 2008 election season and they were telling me how Obama literally kills babies... didn't know this for about a month or two, then she got so pissed I wouldn't become a Christian, she tried getting me to talk to her reverend and everything...

Awful relationship. But the rebound girl (who knew her and didn't like her) wasn't much better...

 :jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 08, 2020, 01:39:11 PM
She says she wants to be friends but she's not inviting me to stuff like friends do.
What's my response?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on February 08, 2020, 01:41:34 PM
Show up at her work drunk
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 08, 2020, 01:47:28 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on February 08, 2020, 01:41:34 PM
Show up at her work drunk

I mean we live together
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 08, 2020, 01:56:39 PM
Move out and on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 08, 2020, 02:16:31 PM
Quote from: Raist on February 08, 2020, 01:56:39 PM
Move out and on.

Lease runs through July 15. Unless you're donating, moving out is not an option
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2020, 11:43:28 PM
If she’s not treating you like a friend then it was just lip service. If you can’t move out, then do what you can to move on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 09, 2020, 06:28:11 PM
Man that above post might as well be directed at me too :/

Friday, I saw a thing about the LA Art show and thought hey that sounds cool, my ex did kinda suggest I should look into getting art of some kind for my walls, this would be a good opportunity to see what I'm into.

So of course I text her to ask if she had gone before and if she would recommend it. She responds and says she's going on Sunday (which is now today). I tell her that was when I was thinking of going, she doesn't respond. Whatever, I want to go and do this for myself, so today I get up and I go. I walk around for a couple of hours looking at paintings and weird ass modern sculptures and what not. I take pictures of stuff I like and write down names of artists, I have a good time. I even see an old coworker and catch up with him about how life is going.

And then I see her.

She appeared to be with someone who was working for the show (he had a badge on) and it looked like she was discussing buying stuff, which makes sense that's a thing she does. I try to avoid making eye contact. I walk around a few more times looking at more stuff but I keep ending up (probably subconsciously on purpose) in her vicinity and I can feel myself getting way too anxious. I go to the restroom to take a big nervous (and taco bell breakfast) induced shit, then return. Walk around a bit trying to remember if there is anything else I haven't seen, but I am still too nervous and anxious so I do what I always do and decide to run, to leave.

I sent her a text saying I think I had decided that I liked oil paintings over acrylics (truth!) and nothing else and then I left.

I felt like since she was busy with someone else and we didn't agree to meet up or anything that I shouldn't just approach her and I felt like I probably looked like a diship stalker, which I didn't mean to.

I don't really know what to make of it, but typing it out has helped me calm down a bit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 09, 2020, 06:40:13 PM
When she tells you when she's going to be there, that's code for "please don't run into me". Better for the both of you if you keep your contact to... absolutely zero.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 09, 2020, 07:10:27 PM
Quote from: Esch on February 09, 2020, 06:35:25 PM
Dog.... You gotta stop texting her for your own good. Just reading this is painful :mjcry

I know... it's pretty obvious by now and I just am struggling to accept, so I keep lying to myself, even though I know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 11, 2020, 08:03:48 AM
So I'm in a bit of a pickle.
There's someone I have known for 15 years or so (though we've sometimes have not had contact for years). Always was fond of her to be honest but that was never said, never the time, I was never in the right headspace, etc... She settled back here 18-24 months or so ago to open a shop so I made a point of dropping by to chit chat sometimes. I didn't expect to ever see her on the regular so was a bit eager to spend some time.

We had a number of confusing interactions then, she was very nice and politely curious of my celibacy (I was off my long term relationship). She was in to try to go see some dance show in the week but basically dropped all communications hours later as I was sending her the info on the remaining tickets we could grab. Then it came up she was a bit unsettled by surprise drop-bys so I stopped doing that and apologized for any awkwardness she experienced.

I just started to see someone a few weeks before at that point but kept trying to engage as a friend because... Well she is and I like her regardless... through short messages every trimester or so but basically had no response whatsoever. I should point out that it's not just with me, as I said she's very elusive even with other mutual friends who know her a lot better than me.

Flash forward to this week, she responds to my New Year wishes and apologize for being late at that, says she had a busy year. I say I look forward to speaking about that at any occasion around a drink, maybe if she shows up at a mutual friend birthday party in a bar. Which she did (honestly expected her to be a no show). We chatted a bit about what was going on in her life, the struggles of overworked bougie urban celibates, being a bit burnt out and going home to Netflix instead of making the most of social and recreational activities available, my experience (or lack of, really) with online dating and that she wasn't really looking for anyone right now... Left together to walk her off to the nearest taxi station, she jumped in a cab, I reiterated that she could call me whenever she felt like going out and get her mind out of work and that was that.

I asked around to get some good restaurants recs in her neighbourhood, just in case, but it's not like I even know what to do with that. All suggestions I made in the past for a eat or a drink were lost to ether and for all I know I may not hear of her for several months to a year. Was thinking of maybe messaging one of the restaurants name, that I heard good things about it and she had an opinion, without an explicit invite ?

I don't even know why this bothers me so much, I feel we would be a terrible match with our echoing issues, but the heart has yadda yadda yadda.

TLDR : I'd just man up and be open if I ever had the possibility but just getting to see is insanely convoluted.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 11, 2020, 12:07:44 PM
Quote from: Esch on February 09, 2020, 06:35:25 PM
Dog.... You gotta stop texting her for your own good. Just reading this is painful :mjcry

I agree. Love yourself some and cut your losses.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 11, 2020, 12:11:31 PM
Y'all know what this Friday is?

 :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on February 11, 2020, 12:11:38 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 11, 2020, 08:03:48 AM
So I'm in a bit of a pickle.
There's someone I have known for 15 years or so (though we've sometimes have not had contact for years). Always was fond of her to be honest but that was never said, never the time, I was never in the right headspace, etc... She settled back here 18-24 months or so ago to open a shop so I made a point of dropping by to chit chat sometimes. I didn't expect to ever see her on the regular so was a bit eager to spend some time.

We had a number of confusing interactions then, she was very nice and politely curious of my celibacy (I was off my long term relationship). She was in to try to go see some dance show in the week but basically dropped all communications hours later as I was sending her the info on the remaining tickets we could grab. Then it came up she was a bit unsettled by surprise drop-bys so I stopped doing that and apologized for any awkwardness she experienced.

I just started to see someone a few weeks before at that point but kept trying to engage as a friend because... Well she is and I like her regardless... through short messages every trimester or so but basically had no response whatsoever. I should point out that it's not just with me, as I said she's very elusive even with other mutual friends who know her a lot better than me.

Flash forward to this week, she responds to my New Year wishes and apologize for being late at that, says she had a busy year. I say I look forward to speaking about that at any occasion around a drink, maybe if she shows up at a mutual friend birthday party in a bar. Which she did (honestly expected her to be a no show). We chatted a bit about what was going on in her life, the struggles of overworked bougie urban celibates, being a bit burnt out and going home to Netflix instead of making the most of social and recreational activities available, my experience (or lack of, really) with online dating and that she wasn't really looking for anyone right now... Left together to walk her off to the nearest taxi station, she jumped in a cab, I reiterated that she could call me whenever she felt like going out and get her mind out of work and that was that.

I asked around to get some good restaurants recs in her neighbourhood, just in case, but it's not like I even know what to do with that. All suggestions I made in the past for a eat or a drink were lost to ether and for all I know I may not hear of her for several months to a year. Was thinking of maybe messaging one of the restaurants name, that I heard good things about it and she had an opinion, without an explicit invite ?

I don't even know why this bothers me so much, I feel we would be a terrible match with our echoing issues, but the heart has yadda yadda yadda.

TLDR : I'd just man up and be open if I ever had the possibility but just getting to see is insanely convoluted.

Head back into the online dating trenches man. I think you clearly put intentions out there for both friends and maybe more. She doesn't seem interested, move on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 11, 2020, 12:13:20 PM
Quote from: james on February 11, 2020, 12:11:31 PM
Y'all know what this Friday is?

 :existential

A capitalist "holiday" I successfully ignored my entire life :juche
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 11, 2020, 12:14:52 PM
Quote from: james on February 11, 2020, 12:11:31 PM
Y'all know what this Friday is?

 :existential

The Sonic the Hedgehog movie!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 11, 2020, 12:33:04 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 11, 2020, 12:15:04 PM
VomK:  Man.. I'd just never be that persistent with someone.. I like to have confidence a person actually wants to talk to me or be around me and with that kind of persistence they might just be being nice.. or.. scared lol

She seems really introverted if she's like that with other friends too. Speaking as a super introverted person (I can put on an act in front of others to appear "normal" and sociable, but afterwards I feel like shit and super exhausted for hours), I really can't handle casual friendships with people who want more contact than like a couple of times a year lol. I guess since Vom isn't her best buddy she just gets exhausted.

And yeah she definitely isn't interested romantically, or if she is she is super awkward and has no way of showing it and is too embarrassed to even text him.

Anyway, doesn't seem like it'll go anywhere, not easily at least.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 11, 2020, 12:37:32 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 11, 2020, 12:15:04 PM
VomK:  Man.. I'd just never be that persistent with someone.. I like to have confidence a person actually wants to talk to me or be around me and with that kind of persistence they might just be being nice.. or.. scared lol

It sounds persistent but that's really... Less than a dozen interactions over 2 years, none overt. :lol
If I had to explain it all properly it would be a not very interesting novel.

Quote
I think you clearly put intentions out there for both friends and maybe more. She doesn't seem interested, move on.

Actually I doubt my intentions are worn on the sleeve ever in that context (but I'm not a good bluffer either). We're part of a group of friends and I think it would have come through the gravepine.

That said... Yeah I wasn't holding out a candle for that one, really. Just felt like letting this out to vent a bit.

It's just someone I wish wasn't so hard to get a hang with, regardless of any romantic prospects.

Edit :
skullstorm : That's how I read it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 11, 2020, 01:02:10 PM
This isnt what I needed to hear right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_OYT396cYw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 11, 2020, 01:10:50 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 11, 2020, 12:53:35 PM
Nearly a dozen interactions.. "basically with no response".. were apparently outright told random drop-bys weren't welcome.

Yeah we see things differently lol

Just my personal perspective though.

Of course, no offence taken. I wouldn't be putting it here if I wasn't curious about feedback.
We spent some time on some occasions.
Lack of response to messages is pretty much across the board for everyone.
The random drop-bys bit, yeah I agree, and that's why I apologized and took a step back. She kinda felt bad about it, I was told, but that's the whole story innit ? Hard to get, even for friends, and needs a lot of personal space. And I'm not entitled to any just because I genuinely like her company. Guess I was clear she could call me to do anything recreational if she felt like it and it's up to her to take on that offer now.

I don't really think that one was meant to be, just wanted to get some third party perspective on going open if I had the opportunity.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 11, 2020, 01:29:01 PM
And you know, a dry spell dulls judgement too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:22:41 PM
Can we move this fucker to the club privata?

So that I can complain how pathetic and lonely I am??????????
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 11, 2020, 09:23:37 PM
You could also use hide tags

Anyway bless up bro, it gets better and time heals all. Just make sure you're getting out there and having a good time irrespective of the grind.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:24:15 PM
I’m hide you after I leave my spl


You’re a good dude, shost
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on February 11, 2020, 09:25:23 PM
love you bro
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:31:46 PM
I’ll give y’all the meat since I gave ya the tease. Past couple weekends I spent hanging out with my soon to be ex, mostly, and I feel so stupid, what a backslide, I see her as straight up using me for my companionship. I’m trying to hang on til she leaves, but I need to start a new life. It’s so hard to do with her still SHARING A FUCKING BED WITH ME AHHHHHH


Tuesday is my night off from family obligation and that’s why I’m wilin out venting


Toku, I think my best life is sharing some rum drink with you on a beach, all like, “bless up”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 11, 2020, 09:43:32 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:31:46 PM
I’ll give y’all the meat since I gave ya the tease. Past couple weekends I spent hanging out with my soon to be ex, mostly, and I feel so stupid, what a backslide, I see her as straight up using me for my companionship. I’m trying to hang on til she leaves, but I need to start a new life. It’s so hard to do with her still SHARING A FUCKING BED WITH ME AHHHHHH


Tuesday is my night off from family obligation and that’s why I’m wilin out venting


Toku, I think my best life is sharing some run drink with you on a beach, all like, “bless up”

I wish my girl used me for companionship :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:54:01 PM
No you don’t, fam.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 11, 2020, 10:00:43 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:54:01 PM
No you don’t, fam.

Yes I do, bro.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 10:03:53 PM
:( James


How soon can you be in Oregon so I can buy you a drink, sir?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 11, 2020, 11:37:15 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 10:03:53 PM
:( James


How soon can you be in Oregon so I can buy you a drink, sir?

Im off the wagon right now but I'll take a diet coke
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 12, 2020, 12:28:15 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 11, 2020, 12:07:44 PM
Quote from: Esch on February 09, 2020, 06:35:25 PM
Dog.... You gotta stop texting her for your own good. Just reading this is painful :mjcry

I agree. Love yourself some and cut your losses.

It's hard to wander in the desert for 10 years, find an oasis and then have it tell you to go away before you've had your fill.

Quote from: Esch on February 11, 2020, 12:58:14 PM
Quote from: bluemax on February 09, 2020, 07:10:27 PM
Quote from: Esch on February 09, 2020, 06:35:25 PM
Dog.... You gotta stop texting her for your own good. Just reading this is painful :mjcry

I know... it's pretty obvious by now and I just am struggling to accept, so I keep lying to myself, even though I know.

Go cold turkey, be free homie. It's a good thing. She was treating you like shit in the first place from what I remember reading. It's a big city with a lot of cute and interesting people. Enjoy yourself.

10 YEARS

Anywho, she did text me Monday morning, we chatted a bit. I'm doing my best to not act on every little impulse to text her, I promise.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 12, 2020, 04:09:19 AM
Go out on Thursday night, plenty women looking for a valentine on that night. It's like deer hunting season.

Go get got guys!

 :salute :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 12, 2020, 04:35:01 AM
Getting out of the house :jeanluc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 12, 2020, 04:50:13 AM
Quote from: james on February 11, 2020, 10:00:43 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:54:01 PM
No you don’t, fam.

Yes I do, bro.

Nah, fam.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 05:03:51 AM
when's the last Kara update, I always seem to be like six to eight months behind him in poor decision making that I know is poor as it happens, I want a Nintendo Player's Guide this time though
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 12, 2020, 05:09:13 AM
Pretty sure he's back with his OTP in a happy relationship
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 12, 2020, 05:10:01 AM
Please tell me you're back with your on-again off-again paramour
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 05:34:02 AM
just before Iowa I sent an asking of who her candidate(s) were out of pure curiosity as most everyone else was posting their own shit where you could figure it out, and instead got back one of those "i'm being totes casual but setting up leading questions towards something personal" replies instead that seems like is moving towards setup for dumping something she's had ready and waiting because this is how it always goes

I guess I just am reacting naturally to a clear trap attempt but I don't particularly care at the moment so I might as well spring it or something, ya know, what's the worst that could happen? she gets married and denies it to me then watches me die?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
AND THE WORST PART WAS SHE NEVER TOLD ME WHICH CANDIDATES :rage
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 12, 2020, 05:47:42 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 05:34:02 AM
instead got back one of those "i'm being totes casual but setting up leading questions towards something personal" replies instead that seems like is moving towards setup for dumping something she's had ready and waiting because this is how it always goes
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Let's face it. It's either this codependent shit or dying alone while googling boogie's diseased legs.

(https://pa1.narvii.com/6536/c389020bef86ae6e6310aee332c39f63867ae58b_hq.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 05:54:12 AM
tons of people in our lives for like two decades have considered us their real life OTP because they don't see the codependent side that we both can sometimes be in denial about ourselves :lol

I guess I did wish the other week that I could think of some new project to take up some more excess time :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 06:02:00 AM
just realized that it's basic stuff like the fact I'm actually talking about it in this thread that makes it all so obvious, I never post about my regular boring dating things because I'll read a few posts in the thread and go "wow, I'm nicely boring and this two date that ended mutually was fine, just fine, time to read some ResetERA.com shitposts instead"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 12, 2020, 06:04:17 AM
What kind of issues are we talking about, here? Women tend to grow out of the truly neurotic stuff.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 12, 2020, 04:29:56 PM
Does Benji get more action than me?

 :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 12, 2020, 04:30:38 PM
If by action you mean emotional blackmail, yes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 12, 2020, 04:40:52 PM
Hard to imagine Benji on a date tbh
I'm just imagining someone real skittish and likely to run up a tree when asked "so what are we"

Either that or failed stemming of libertarian talking points
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers and extensive shitposting :leon

I'm guessing he also keeps dossiers on all the women he meets :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 12, 2020, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers and extensive shitposting :leon

I'm guessing he also keeps dossiers on all the women he meets :doge

I was trying to think of a way to come up with a ribbing about Benji's doxxing habits in it. Dossiers on the waiters maybe?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 12, 2020, 04:45:06 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 12, 2020, 04:40:52 PM
Hard to imagine Benji on a date tbh
I'm just imagining someone real skittish and likely to run up a tree when asked "so what are we"

Either that or failed stemming of libertarian talking points

"...and then it turned out he talked shit on a Discord ! Anyway, do you want to hear some more early US presidents trivia ?"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I know the feeling, I go on and on about wank dads and conspiracy theories.
:fbm
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on February 12, 2020, 04:47:18 PM
you can give me whatever just pass me the dossiers :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 12, 2020, 04:51:19 PM
Benji, have you watched the hit Netflix show "You" and also, Benji, how realistic do you find the show to be?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 09:06:36 PM
People who openly and enthusiastically talk about their politics without prompting are either feds or worse, likely voters. :ufup

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers
If you have a better idea of how to fake interests so as to promote human-like connections I'd like to hear it. :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 13, 2020, 02:39:30 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 09:06:36 PM
People who openly and enthusiastically talk about their politics without prompting are either feds or worse, likely voters. :ufup

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers
If you have a better idea of how to fake interests so as to promote human-like connections I'd like to hear it. :hmph

DATING 👏 IS 👏 POLITICAL
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 13, 2020, 02:55:53 AM
Does Benji eat ass? :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 13, 2020, 05:51:16 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 09:06:36 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers
If you have a better idea of how to fake interests so as to promote human-like connections I'd like to hear it. :hmph

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/VdiSoHO7S3zdOhHIOh/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51af602d6827bf3eb2bfe4465b7ad22dc7e9a629202&rid=giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 13, 2020, 05:52:13 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on February 13, 2020, 02:55:53 AM
Does Benji eat ass? :thinking

Don't cats lick their own asses?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 13, 2020, 05:54:17 AM
One of the many reasons cats are just a superior life form.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 13, 2020, 09:42:34 AM
Women are problematic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 13, 2020, 10:28:20 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on February 13, 2020, 02:55:53 AM
Does Benji eat ass? :thinking
It's the least we can do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on February 13, 2020, 02:09:55 PM
 :salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 13, 2020, 10:06:09 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 13, 2020, 02:39:30 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 09:06:36 PM
People who openly and enthusiastically talk about their politics without prompting are either feds or worse, likely voters. :ufup

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers
If you have a better idea of how to fake interests so as to promote human-like connections I'd like to hear it. :hmph

DATING 👏 IS 👏 POLITICAL

The number of girls I've met who recoil when talking about the Libertarians they despised but still hooked up with is non zero.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 02:03:56 PM
Just landed a last minute date for tonight

I don't know anything about her. But I won't be alone

 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 14, 2020, 04:00:08 PM
Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 02:03:56 PM
Just landed a last minute date for tonight

I don't know anything about her. But I won't be alone

 :rejoice

Make sure to bring her back by curfew :wag
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2020, 04:09:01 PM
 :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 04:13:14 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on February 14, 2020, 04:00:08 PM
Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 02:03:56 PM
Just landed a last minute date for tonight

I don't know anything about her. But I won't be alone

 :rejoice

Make sure to bring her back by curfew :wag

She's 28 but beggars can't be choosers!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 04:13:44 PM
Speaking of young kids, wheres Atra at? He's got to have fun vday stories
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2020, 04:15:45 PM
[pbuh]  :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 06:58:48 PM
She's 45 minutes late

 :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2020, 07:00:39 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:10:24 PM
Best things are worth waiting for

Right boys

Boys

?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:14:54 PM
show us all the texts that prove that you two even had something lined up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:19:04 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:14:54 PM
show us all the texts that prove that you two even had something lined up

I never said I had texts bro she's from the internet. I don't even know her name
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 14, 2020, 07:21:18 PM
Make sure you're standing so you can react properly when told to "take a seat over there".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:23:17 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 14, 2020, 07:21:18 PM
Make sure you're standing so you can react properly when told to "take a seat over there".

It's a bar so iding is not my job
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:23:41 PM
Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:19:04 PM
I never said I had texts bro she's from the internet. I don't even know her name
interesting. so you have tinder or okc screencaps or PMs or DMs or something right
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:24:42 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:23:41 PM
Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:19:04 PM
I never said I had texts bro she's from the internet. I don't even know her name
interesting. so you have tinder or okc screencaps or PMs or DMs or something right

Well it's reddit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:26:20 PM
you exchanged private information with someone on reddit, enough to set up a real date at a real location, but you don't have each others' phone numbers and you didn't text to confirm this morning?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:26:36 PM
Yolo

She says there's traffic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:27:06 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:26:20 PM
you exchanged private information with someone on reddit, enough to set up a real date at a real location, but you don't have each others' phone numbers and you didn't text to confirm this morning?

We have been talking through the reddit dm system

And no private info was exchanged. I said 8 don't know anything
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:27:10 PM
not the first time you lied on the bore and not the last I guess
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2020, 07:28:06 PM
you sure she didn't say "I got caught, I'm being traffdicked!"?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:29:26 PM
bro if this is an escort then just be up front with us about it, filler and oscar wilde homo are the king of backpage around these parts
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:30:11 PM
How do i upload image without the stupid imgur app
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:31:27 PM
https://postimages.org/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:32:20 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2020, 07:32:30 PM
don't do it, james! never post proof to the bore autistys! never surrender! never trust stost!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:34:49 PM
what do you mean that you have "big hair"? lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:35:55 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:34:49 PM
what do you mean that you have "big hair"? lol

That's her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:36:41 PM
But you said you're waiting for her. Big Hair in that screencap is waiting for Wool Cap.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:37:18 PM
Quote from: filler on February 14, 2020, 07:32:30 PM
don't do it, james! never post proof to the bore autistys! never surrender! never trust stost!

I just want validation

 :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:37:56 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:36:41 PM
But you said you're waiting for her. Big Hair in that screencap is waiting for Wool Cap.

No everything is me except that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:42:32 PM
Ok almost 90 minutes when do i tell her I'm going
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2020, 07:43:57 PM
just get trashed and turn your phone off  :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:44:15 PM
Half an hour ago. Go to a mid size bar with a decent amount of people but music soft enough so that you can hear people talk and just chat up someone next to you. Even if you're just talking to dudes all night and getting drunk that's a million times better than feeling sorry for yourself.

And ditch the cap
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 14, 2020, 07:44:37 PM
Always leave after 30 minutes on a first date, have some self respect.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:44:38 PM
Quote from: filler on February 14, 2020, 07:43:57 PM
just get trashed and turn your phone off  :playa

I could go home to my ex and sit next to her m the couch while she ignores me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:45:16 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:44:15 PM
Half an hour ago. Go to a mid size bar with a decent amount of people but music soft enough so that you can hear people talk and just chat up someone next to you. And ditch the cap

There's 27 girls here and 5 guys including me but not including staff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 14, 2020, 07:45:20 PM
Quote from: filler on February 14, 2020, 07:43:57 PM
just get trashed and turn your phone off  :playa

Get some Taco Bell on the way home :klob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2020, 07:45:28 PM
can you smash the ex? bring her some flowers  :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:46:03 PM
Quote from: filler on February 14, 2020, 07:45:28 PM
can you smash the ex? bring her some flowers  :neogaf

She's being frosty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:46:15 PM
You said "I'm on the only one at the bar", didn't know there were suddenly 32 people and 80% women
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 14, 2020, 07:46:54 PM
Start a fight in the bar, women love that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:47:13 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:46:15 PM
You said "I'm on the only one at the bar", didn't know there were suddenly 32 people and 80% women

That was 90 minutes ago dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:48:04 PM
Its like a galentines meetup. They're doing a bar crawl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 14, 2020, 07:49:14 PM
Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:48:04 PM
Its like a galentines meetup. They're doing a bar crawl

Verbally abuse the strongest male of that group and throw a bottle or a glass. That's the only way to save face in this situation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:50:36 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on February 14, 2020, 07:49:14 PM
Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:48:04 PM
Its like a galentines meetup. They're doing a bar crawl

Verbally abuse the strongest male of that group and throw a bottle or a glass. That's the only way to save face in this situation.

It's all girls

Gal en tine
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 14, 2020, 07:51:20 PM
I thought it was a typo, start a fight regardless
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:51:36 PM
Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:48:04 PM
Its like a galentines meetup. They're doing a bar crawl
Just have a friendly conversation with the weakest looking gazelle and see if you can peel one off of the group.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2020, 07:52:38 PM
 :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:53:17 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:51:36 PM
Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:48:04 PM
Its like a galentines meetup. They're doing a bar crawl
Just have a friendly conversation with the weakest looking gazelle and see if you can peel one off of the group.

Do you know their reddit accounts
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:53:59 PM
Cmon man, have you never just casually started talking to the woman sitting next to you at a bar before
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:54:43 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:53:59 PM
Cmon man, have you never just casually started talking to the woman sitting next to you at a bar before

Including the bar tender, yes

Excluding the bar tender, no
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:55:42 PM
I'm putting my foot down. I won't wait a minute past 2 hours
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:56:44 PM
This is bad for my self esteem
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2020, 07:57:31 PM
Get drunk, go home sit on the couch next to your ex and start porn drifting in some really kinky shit while edging hard. Worst case scenario is she joins in.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 07:58:13 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 14, 2020, 07:57:31 PM
Get drunk, go home sit on the couch next to your ex and start porn drifting in some really kinky shit while edging hard. Worst case scenario is she joins in.

She said the door is latched and I need to give her 30 minutes notice before I go home
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2020, 07:58:24 PM
And make sure to bust out laughing occasionally and yell “oh that’s fucking filthy” so she gets curious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2020, 07:59:08 PM
Give that notice now. Take some shots and gooooo.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:59:13 PM
Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:58:13 PM
She said the door is latched and I need to give her 30 minutes notice before I go home
This is a fucking joke, right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on February 14, 2020, 08:27:23 PM
Chad needs some time to finish  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 10:38:26 PM
She was real

 :rejoice

She was conventionally attractive

:rejoice

I got a goodnight hug

 :rash

Everything a man could ask for

:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 10:47:21 PM
Did you get her number
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 10:50:54 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 10:47:21 PM
Did you get her number

No but I got her name

 :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on February 14, 2020, 11:00:05 PM
what was the makeup of the bar staff?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 14, 2020, 11:05:16 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on February 14, 2020, 11:00:05 PM
what was the makeup of the bar staff?

3 males, one possibly gay.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 15, 2020, 09:26:03 AM
Got a wave of likes and matches last night on tinder lol valentines is so emotionally manipulative
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on February 15, 2020, 09:32:20 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 15, 2020, 09:26:03 AM
Got a wave of likes and matches last night on tinder lol valentines is so emotionally manipulative

(https://i.imgur.com/2WtuCQg.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 15, 2020, 12:50:15 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 15, 2020, 09:26:03 AM
Got a wave of likes and matches last night on tinder lol valentines is so emotionally manipulative

I'm happy to report I haven't. :ego
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 15, 2020, 03:15:41 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 15, 2020, 12:50:15 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 15, 2020, 09:26:03 AM
Got a wave of likes and matches last night on tinder lol valentines is so emotionally manipulative

I'm happy to report I haven't. :ego

Same. I came home, watched the DQ movie, talked to an old friend a bit and then another friend invited me out for a drink at a local dive that was fairly chill.

I am realizing the cringe I've been doing and trying to catch myself before I commit any more acts of cringe.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Of course I still committed one yesterday morning, but baby steps?
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 15, 2020, 07:50:23 PM
There's this 23 yo mom in my comm class who I know is in a relationship and oh my fucking god is she fine. Big latina ass, wears glasses, sassy attitude, shorter than me (!)... However, besides the fact that she's taken, she's clearly crazy. She did a whole presentation on the number 666 and "synchronicity numbers" and I can't remember what they are but I know one of her tats was basically a giant red flag.

Anyway... today in the elevator she scoots up close to me and says "can I ask you a weird question? Are you a gemini?". Well, that kind of freaked me out, because I am, but also, did this bitch look me up? Lol. She says it was because I'm passionate. I kind of ribbed her a little after that because astrology is lol and we got interrupted but... was that a vibe check? I sat next to her today in class and she might have overheard me telling me another guy about cooking dinner last night so maybe she had a bad v-day?

Anyway... if it were an option... I wouldn't be opposed...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2020, 07:52:42 PM
breed her :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 15, 2020, 07:53:54 PM
This could be good for this lagging season, do it shasta!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2020, 07:53:59 PM
worth it  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 15, 2020, 07:55:45 PM
Before anyone brings it up, I'm not interested in homewrecking! But I also can't wreck what's already broken.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on February 15, 2020, 07:57:02 PM
don't be a coward
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 15, 2020, 08:05:29 PM
stalking the ol' social media these two are hella happy so there's no way...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2020, 08:07:48 PM
these young bitches don't care, breh  :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 15, 2020, 08:10:10 PM
The point of social media is to fake happiness  ::)

Or she was thinking about setting you up with one her friends, someone who really needs a gemini right now  :science
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on February 15, 2020, 08:16:15 PM
We'll find out in two weeks (I'm skipping next week to cock-us)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 15, 2020, 08:48:37 PM
I matched with this Alyssa Milano lookin 39 year old and hnnnnngggg how do I approach this with way less thirst than I’m feeling
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2020, 09:02:56 PM
show her who's the boss

(https://i.imgur.com/cHwnDQJ.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 15, 2020, 09:03:56 PM
if shosta goes MIA, at least we can rest easy knowing he went out the way he wanted to
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 15, 2020, 09:32:48 PM
I sent an opener, it kinda sucked, no response yet.

Honestly, I do so much better in life with ladies than on internet, think I better join some clubs or something, would be good for me anyway. Tinder suxxxxxxxxx
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 15, 2020, 09:36:15 PM
You are a cutie, you'll do well  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 16, 2020, 05:06:33 PM
I need more pathetic James stories to sustain me.

Gimme :steiner
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 16, 2020, 07:05:17 PM
Bring back atra
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 16, 2020, 10:04:12 PM
The mental health therapist I was with seems too “busy” to get together anymore. Sucks.  :(

(speaking of sucking she sucked dick pretty well :aah)

edit: also possum girl broke up with her heroin addict boyfriend AGAIN and now she’s all “I miss you very much, Atra” but she can go fuck herself.  :maf

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 16, 2020, 11:15:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 16, 2020, 10:04:12 PM
The mental health therapist I was with seems too “busy” to get together anymore. Sucks.  :(

(speaking of sucking she sucked dick pretty well :aah)

edit: also possum girl broke up with her heroin addict boyfriend AGAIN and now she’s all “I miss you very much, Atra” but she can go fuck herself.  :maf
:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on February 17, 2020, 11:29:20 AM
https://vm.tiktok.com/qvHG6Q/

😔😔😔
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 17, 2020, 10:53:23 PM
Botched my first Tinder match of the year. Her profile said she was only interested in role playing "girl who spent all day laying on the beach and is now useless" or something to that effect. I asked a couple of questions and she said I was not a man of action and then unmatched me.

Her profile said she liked Jesus and hates rabbits so I think maybe I dodged a bullet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 17, 2020, 11:54:37 PM
Ok, so I've always wanted to go to a sex party. Figured "Hey, the 15th is the day after Valentines, no doubt there's gonna be a few good parties around. Maybe now is the time."  Oh ho ho ho my fellow borians. Let me catalog for you how wrong I was.

First, we find a place that's been in the area.  It had some ok reviews, but apparently they just moved locations. "No big deal" I thought. So we RSVP and pay our entry fee. They tell us they'll send us address the day of. No worries. The day comes and we get an address. As we get ready to go we look it up, in the industrial part of town. First red flag.

We go anyway. It's a bunch of autoshops.  but one looks all done up. We raise eyebrows and go in. We are greeted by a bouncer who looks several inches too short for his suit, I mean I could take the guy. We present Id and go in. The first room is tiny just a few chairs and an inflatable bed set up in a corner for "play". The books on the shelves included such titles as:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51A6tHH3BEL._SX370_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)

OK, first room is not great. Second room, possibly smaller than the first. 2/3rds of it is taken up by one of these tents with another inflatable mattress:

(https://c1.neweggimages.com/ProductImage/A1M1_1_201808022049083027.jpg)

Next to the tent was what can best be described as a filipino version of grandpa simpson playing with attachments to a sybian he brought along. Second room, worse than the first. Go into the last room, which was essentially the auto shop work floor with some dance tiles and lighting and two BDSM crosses.  There was small fire with a circle of people, the only people in the room. OK, we join in. Everyone introduces themselves and then they just go silent. After a while someone decides that we should go in a circle and talk about our kinks.  I was like "Nope" and went and got us some drinks. Then one guy, we'll call him JC (because that's his name) takes off his shirt and says "Hey if any bi guys here wanna have a go, I'm up for that." In the most socially awkward way possible.  Then he starts sucking on his gf's tit, who is this blob of a woman. Now don't get me wrong, both my wife and gf are BBWs, but this was a blob of a woman. She didn't do her hair, she was wearing a man's oversized plain tshirt which was dirty and man's shorts. It was like she hadn't showered in 2 days and just showed up and thought "that's sexy enough". The girl didn't respond to having her tit sucked at all, she just kept talking like nothing was happening, like a community cow or something.

After a minute or two JC is like "I always wanted to try one of those BDSM crosses things and get flogged. Anyone wanna flog me?" Another, equally creepy bi guy was like "sure!" as they walk up to the cross and are like "How do we work these."

Immediately all of us that had experience in BDSM were like :kobeyuck

Flogging isn't a thing to go into with both parties having no experience. It was going to be a disaster. One of the more experienced couples ran up and tried to talk them out of it, but they were like "Nah we'll try it." So they show them some tips. It was still a disaster, but luckily instead of having to cart a guy off because he got flogged too hard in the kidneys it was more of disaster in that the most intense it got was

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/153e9bdd80008e8c0f94110450fcbf98/tenor.gif?itemid=10534102)

Some hot people walk in and see the whole fiasco going on and they were like "nope".

Eventually the whole thing ended. Thankfully the experienced couple decided to give everyone a show of how it's done. And that was actually hot. God that woman could take a beating. Then after that they come back and she undoes all that by starting to talk about the Corona virus, infectious diseases, the flu epidemic of 1912 (I had to correct her it was 1918) and then she started talking about rabies. That caused the room to clear most people would rather be cramped up in a small room than hear that.

Oh! And I forgot to mention there was no dj just a sound system that any guest could come in and use with bluetooth. Initially someone took over and put on some silly cabaret music which was terrible, then it was switched to a not so bad playlist. Finally we decide to make our own magic happen and start making out on the couch. the lady that set the playlist to play from her phone had left the room a few minutes earlier and finally the bluetooth started to lose the signal so we were there making out to a stuttering soundtrack as the bluetooth lost and regained connectivity. After a while apparently some redneck was like "Let's fix this music!"

Then as I'm trying to make something sexy happen this starts blasting through the speakers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvCgSqPZ4EM

After I finally finished laughing I was like "Nope. I'm done. I'm soooooooo done." And we left and got some taco bell (which was the sexiest moment of the night).

There was more but good god. Never again. That was least sexy thing I have ever endured, and I was a mormon for 30 years.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 18, 2020, 05:32:22 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 17, 2020, 11:54:37 PM
Ok, so I've always wanted to go to a sex party. [...]

NGL, sounds like there was a very very fine line between this and a murder party :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 18, 2020, 07:53:35 AM
That party I would have needed more than a couple of drinks to get through, also fat chicks gross breh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 18, 2020, 08:32:34 AM
I don't usually make the effort to scroll back up and like a long post but man, it was exactly how I've always imagined sex parties  :neogaf :cornette :jeb :ufup

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on February 18, 2020, 08:44:53 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 17, 2020, 11:54:37 PM
Ok, so I've always wanted to go to a sex party. Figured "Hey, the 15th is the day after Valentines, no doubt there's gonna be a few good parties around. Maybe now is the time."  Oh ho ho ho my fellow borians. Let me catalog for you how wrong I was.

First, we find a place that's been in the area.  It had some ok reviews, but apparently they just moved locations. "No big deal" I thought. So we RSVP and pay our entry fee. They tell us they'll send us address the day of. No worries. The day comes and we get an address. As we get ready to go we look it up, in the industrial part of town. First red flag.

We go anyway. It's a bunch of autoshops.  but one looks all done up. We raise eyebrows and go in. We are greeted by a bouncer who looks several inches too short for his suit, I mean I could take the guy. We present Id and go in. The first room is tiny just a few chairs and an inflatable bed set up in a corner for "play". The books on the shelves included such titles as:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51A6tHH3BEL._SX370_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)

OK, first room is not great. Second room, possibly smaller than the first. 2/3rds of it is taken up by one of these tents with another inflatable mattress:

(https://c1.neweggimages.com/ProductImage/A1M1_1_201808022049083027.jpg)

Next to the tent was what can best be described as a filipino version of grandpa simpson playing with attachments to a sybian he brought along. Second room, worse than the first. Go into the last room, which was essentially the auto shop work floor with some dance tiles and lighting and two BDSM crosses.  There was small fire with a circle of people, the only people in the room. OK, we join in. Everyone introduces themselves and then they just go silent. After a while someone decides that we should go in a circle and talk about our kinks.  I was like "Nope" and went and got us some drinks. Then one guy, we'll call him JC (because that's his name) takes off his shirt and says "Hey if any bi guys here wanna have a go, I'm up for that." In the most socially awkward way possible.  Then he starts sucking on his gf's tit, who is this blob of a woman. Now don't get me wrong, both my wife and gf are BBWs, but this was a blob of a woman. She didn't do her hair, she was wearing a man's oversized plain tshirt which was dirty and man's shorts. It was like she hadn't showered in 2 days and just showed up and thought "that's sexy enough". The girl didn't respond to having her tit sucked at all, she just kept talking like nothing was happening, like a community cow or something.

After a minute or two JC is like "I always wanted to try one of those BDSM crosses things and get flogged. Anyone wanna flog me?" Another, equally creepy bi guy was like "sure!" as they walk up to the cross and are like "How do we work these."

Immediately all of us that had experience in BDSM were like :kobeyuck

Flogging isn't a thing to go into with both parties having no experience. It was going to be a disaster. One of the more experienced couples ran up and tried to talk them out of it, but they were like "Nah we'll try it." So they show them some tips. It was still a disaster, but luckily instead of having to cart a guy off because he got flogged too hard in the kidneys it was more of disaster in that the most intense it got was

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/153e9bdd80008e8c0f94110450fcbf98/tenor.gif?itemid=10534102)

Some hot people walk in and see the whole fiasco going on and they were like "nope".

Eventually the whole thing ended. Thankfully the experienced couple decided to give everyone a show of how it's done. And that was actually hot. God that woman could take a beating. Then after that they come back and she undoes all that by starting to talk about the Corona virus, infectious diseases, the flu epidemic of 1912 (I had to correct her it was 1918) and then she started talking about rabies. That caused the room to clear most people would rather be cramped up in a small room than hear that.

Oh! And I forgot to mention there was no dj just a sound system that any guest could come in and use with bluetooth. Initially someone took over and put on some silly cabaret music which was terrible, then it was switched to a not so bad playlist. Finally we decide to make our own magic happen and start making out on the couch. the lady that set the playlist to play from her phone had left the room a few minutes earlier and finally the bluetooth started to lose the signal so we were there making out to a stuttering soundtrack as the bluetooth lost and regained connectivity. After a while apparently some redneck was like "Let's fix this music!"

Then as I'm trying to make something sexy happen this starts blasting through the speakers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvCgSqPZ4EM

After I finally finished laughing I was like "Nope. I'm done. I'm soooooooo done." And we left and got some taco bell (which was the sexiest moment of the night).

There was more but good god. Never again. That was least sexy thing I have ever endured, and I was a mormon for 30 years.

This is the kind of content I come here for. What percentage of sex parties do you think end up like this?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 18, 2020, 09:28:56 AM
Quote from: TVC15 on February 18, 2020, 08:44:53 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 17, 2020, 11:54:37 PM
Ok, so I've always wanted to go to a sex party. Figured "Hey, the 15th is the day after Valentines, no doubt there's gonna be a few good parties around. Maybe now is the time."  Oh ho ho ho my fellow borians. Let me catalog for you how wrong I was.

First, we find a place that's been in the area.  It had some ok reviews, but apparently they just moved locations. "No big deal" I thought. So we RSVP and pay our entry fee. They tell us they'll send us address the day of. No worries. The day comes and we get an address. As we get ready to go we look it up, in the industrial part of town. First red flag.

We go anyway. It's a bunch of autoshops.  but one looks all done up. We raise eyebrows and go in. We are greeted by a bouncer who looks several inches too short for his suit, I mean I could take the guy. We present Id and go in. The first room is tiny just a few chairs and an inflatable bed set up in a corner for "play". The books on the shelves included such titles as:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51A6tHH3BEL._SX370_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)

OK, first room is not great. Second room, possibly smaller than the first. 2/3rds of it is taken up by one of these tents with another inflatable mattress:

(https://c1.neweggimages.com/ProductImage/A1M1_1_201808022049083027.jpg)

Next to the tent was what can best be described as a filipino version of grandpa simpson playing with attachments to a sybian he brought along. Second room, worse than the first. Go into the last room, which was essentially the auto shop work floor with some dance tiles and lighting and two BDSM crosses.  There was small fire with a circle of people, the only people in the room. OK, we join in. Everyone introduces themselves and then they just go silent. After a while someone decides that we should go in a circle and talk about our kinks.  I was like "Nope" and went and got us some drinks. Then one guy, we'll call him JC (because that's his name) takes off his shirt and says "Hey if any bi guys here wanna have a go, I'm up for that." In the most socially awkward way possible.  Then he starts sucking on his gf's tit, who is this blob of a woman. Now don't get me wrong, both my wife and gf are BBWs, but this was a blob of a woman. She didn't do her hair, she was wearing a man's oversized plain tshirt which was dirty and man's shorts. It was like she hadn't showered in 2 days and just showed up and thought "that's sexy enough". The girl didn't respond to having her tit sucked at all, she just kept talking like nothing was happening, like a community cow or something.

After a minute or two JC is like "I always wanted to try one of those BDSM crosses things and get flogged. Anyone wanna flog me?" Another, equally creepy bi guy was like "sure!" as they walk up to the cross and are like "How do we work these."

Immediately all of us that had experience in BDSM were like :kobeyuck

Flogging isn't a thing to go into with both parties having no experience. It was going to be a disaster. One of the more experienced couples ran up and tried to talk them out of it, but they were like "Nah we'll try it." So they show them some tips. It was still a disaster, but luckily instead of having to cart a guy off because he got flogged too hard in the kidneys it was more of disaster in that the most intense it got was

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/153e9bdd80008e8c0f94110450fcbf98/tenor.gif?itemid=10534102)

Some hot people walk in and see the whole fiasco going on and they were like "nope".

Eventually the whole thing ended. Thankfully the experienced couple decided to give everyone a show of how it's done. And that was actually hot. God that woman could take a beating. Then after that they come back and she undoes all that by starting to talk about the Corona virus, infectious diseases, the flu epidemic of 1912 (I had to correct her it was 1918) and then she started talking about rabies. That caused the room to clear most people would rather be cramped up in a small room than hear that.

Oh! And I forgot to mention there was no dj just a sound system that any guest could come in and use with bluetooth. Initially someone took over and put on some silly cabaret music which was terrible, then it was switched to a not so bad playlist. Finally we decide to make our own magic happen and start making out on the couch. the lady that set the playlist to play from her phone had left the room a few minutes earlier and finally the bluetooth started to lose the signal so we were there making out to a stuttering soundtrack as the bluetooth lost and regained connectivity. After a while apparently some redneck was like "Let's fix this music!"

Then as I'm trying to make something sexy happen this starts blasting through the speakers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvCgSqPZ4EM

After I finally finished laughing I was like "Nope. I'm done. I'm soooooooo done." And we left and got some taco bell (which was the sexiest moment of the night).

There was more but good god. Never again. That was least sexy thing I have ever endured, and I was a mormon for 30 years.

This is the kind of content I come here for. What percentage of sex parties do you think end up like this?

80% I'd actually love to go to one, but I'm pretty sure my Fiance would end me if I did.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 18, 2020, 10:37:07 AM
Isnt sex always a party?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 18, 2020, 11:18:48 AM
Quote from: james on February 18, 2020, 10:37:07 AM
Isnt sex always a party?

Even goodbye hugs?  :girlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 18, 2020, 11:46:48 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on February 18, 2020, 11:18:48 AM
Quote from: james on February 18, 2020, 10:37:07 AM
Isnt sex always a party?

Even goodbye hugs?  :girlaff

Whats wrong with hugs?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 18, 2020, 11:53:04 AM
So for my big upcoming Savannah trip, I decided to go online and see if I could find any fresh cats to meet up with

(https://i.imgur.com/RM4XCkY.png)


YUP TO WHAT YOU IMBECILE

Shes cute too :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 18, 2020, 11:58:01 AM
Quote from: james on February 18, 2020, 11:53:04 AM
So for my big upcoming Savannah trip, I decided to go online and see if I could find any fresh cats to meet up with

(https://i.imgur.com/RM4XCkY.png)


YUP TO WHAT YOU IMBECILE

Shes cute too :(

YUP
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 18, 2020, 12:00:01 PM
This shit is going to drive me to be an incel

These women simply cannot live up to my high standards

:expert
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 18, 2020, 12:11:11 PM
just remember kids can't spell a lot of words so getting a YUP is very good NGL
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 18, 2020, 12:15:31 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 18, 2020, 12:12:26 PM
I've never heard of anyone trying to use reddit like a dating app.

James trying to score on r/squidsgonewild :goldberg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 18, 2020, 12:17:18 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on February 18, 2020, 12:15:31 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 18, 2020, 12:12:26 PM
I've never heard of anyone trying to use reddit like a dating app.

James trying to score on r/squidsgonewild :goldberg

You only have two legs slut, come back when you have 8
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 18, 2020, 12:17:44 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 18, 2020, 12:12:26 PM
I've never heard of anyone trying to use reddit like a dating app.

Theres like 50 dating subs.

But in this case, I just want to meet people so when Im in Savannah I can go to bars and have someone to talk to


Heres a dating sub for resetera posters

https://www.reddit.com/r/DDLGPersonals/


Quote
A bit about me. I'm eighteen, female and I love stuffies. Legit when I'm sad I'll grab three before going on a drive with a family member. They help a lot. I'd like to introduce them to you. I've been coloring lately and making my own stuffies out of felt. I just learned to sew, I'm very new at it. I also really like Star Wars (all of them, prequels and sequels included) and a lot of anime and music (vocaloid mostly.)

 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 18, 2020, 12:34:59 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 18, 2020, 12:12:26 PM
I've never heard of anyone trying to use reddit like a dating app.
that's because the dead don't talk.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 18, 2020, 12:50:26 PM
Can’t wait to hear about James’ savannah goodbye hug :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 18, 2020, 01:17:02 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 18, 2020, 12:36:50 PM
Also Puppy your post about the "sex party" is the least surprising post here lol.. read reviews online of sex clubs and they all sound like that or worse.
Worse?!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 18, 2020, 03:10:09 PM
Whatever you seat reclining misanthrope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 18, 2020, 03:16:37 PM
Quote from: Glenda on February 18, 2020, 03:04:58 PM
Quote from: james on February 18, 2020, 11:53:04 AM
So for my big upcoming Savannah trip, I decided to go online and see if I could find any fresh cats to meet up with

(https://i.imgur.com/RM4XCkY.png)


YUP TO WHAT YOU IMBECILE

Shes cute too :(

Her answer is a reasonable response to the question as you phrased it.

"Do you live in the city or general area?" could be read as a question asking if she lives in either of the two. Not specifically asking which of the two she lives in.

"Do you live in the city itself, or in the general area?" would be less ambiguous as to what you're asking.

Oh come on.

"Do you want chocolate or vanilla"
"Yup"

Same shit. I shouldn't have to specify you get one choice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 19, 2020, 12:17:10 AM
Quote from: skullstorm on February 18, 2020, 08:32:34 AM
I don't usually make the effort to scroll back up and like a long post but man, it was exactly how I've always imagined sex parties  :neogaf :cornette :jeb :ufup

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9b/7a/51/9b7a51ef95d8bae45571023a00215d0b.png)
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W/R/T your image, the first time I went to a strip club it was because I was drunk and hungry and one of my friends (who was also drunk and hungry) promised me the strip club had a buffet.

It did not.

Nor did it have booze.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Still felt up some big ole titties though.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 19, 2020, 07:08:18 AM
where TF is the Oblivion update btw, it's been too long. I want to hear how his date to the sonic movie went on valentines day.

And how this bitch wanted sex over watching my hero academia :D

Well I cursed this top of the page, you're welcome.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 19, 2020, 07:19:06 AM
Are you telling me clubs are in reality a shy cry from what erotic fiction usually depicts ?
:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on February 19, 2020, 01:20:12 PM
That serial killer I was considering dating went to a sex party/club with his second wife, had her hand-cuffed to the ceiling, ball-gagged, and non-consensually sexed by guys. He told the dudes she was into it and the resistance was part of the fantasy. Like 2-3 guys were with her before someone realized something was wrong. This was the early 80s, too, so I imagine these parties were way wilder then.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 19, 2020, 02:18:56 PM
Big hair girl from the bar didnt respond to my offer to meet again :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 19, 2020, 03:33:03 PM
more like big missing out on a great guy  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 19, 2020, 04:21:58 PM
Sucks to be her, she would have been able to play with james' Amiibo collection.  :miyamoto
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TVC15 on February 19, 2020, 04:39:03 PM
Quote from: filler on February 19, 2020, 03:33:03 PM
more like big missing out on a great guy  ::)

I’d put on a wig and bikini to get at him.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 19, 2020, 04:42:06 PM
Quote from: Glenda on February 19, 2020, 04:17:50 PM
Quote from: filler on February 19, 2020, 03:33:03 PM
more like big missing out on a great guy  ::)

More like Big Dodging a Big Bullet.

For her, not james.
bernie bro's before hillary hoe's!  :bernie
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 19, 2020, 05:18:25 PM
Quote from: filler on February 19, 2020, 04:42:06 PM
Quote from: Glenda on February 19, 2020, 04:17:50 PM
Quote from: filler on February 19, 2020, 03:33:03 PM
more like big missing out on a great guy  ::)

More like Big Dodging a Big Bullet.

For her, not james.
bernie bro's before hillary hoe's!  :bernie

Shit I never brought up Bernie that was my fatal mistake

 :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 21, 2020, 02:06:44 PM
Quote
i love that poem baby. i truely do wish id never done the things in the past id done. i do apologize for all the pain and stress iv caused you. i do ove you more then im able to show u right now. i will do my best to make things right between us. if u will let me. i love you[redacted]

 :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on February 21, 2020, 06:51:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/UZGYYDN.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 21, 2020, 07:49:34 PM
I managed to piece out the first name of that cute coworker.
It's not progress yet but oh well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 22, 2020, 06:24:21 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 21, 2020, 07:49:34 PM
I managed to piece out the first name of that cute coworker.

Good, good, now you can write her a crown of sonnets  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 22, 2020, 06:30:48 AM
Quote from: skullstorm on February 22, 2020, 06:24:21 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 21, 2020, 07:49:34 PM
I managed to piece out the first name of that cute coworker.

Good, good, now you can write her a crown of sonnets  :pimp

I'll stick to a nice chat with coffee and cigarettes, God willing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: skullstorm on February 22, 2020, 07:07:11 AM
Well that won't leave a lasting impression but if that's the way you want to play it  ::)

At least get her a bunch of roses :ryker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 24, 2020, 07:10:46 AM
Hope you and the only other Dutch Butti supporter find each other :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 24, 2020, 05:15:15 PM
The free version of OKCupid is getting worse and worse. They retrofitted limited likes into my account. Also a bunch of other changes. Got a small peak in people liking my profile this weekend but I guess it's not anyone I fancy myself.
:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 24, 2020, 05:16:25 PM
 :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 24, 2020, 10:53:42 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 24, 2020, 05:15:15 PM
The free version of OKCupid is getting worse and worse. They retrofitted limited likes into my account. Also a bunch of other changes. Got a small peak in people liking my profile this weekend but I guess it's not anyone I fancy myself.
:yeshrug

Yeah OkCupid basically turned into Tinder with quiz questions. Who doesn't want to know that they're a 97% match with their ex!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 24, 2020, 10:59:06 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 24, 2020, 05:15:15 PM
The free version of OKCupid is getting worse and worse. They retrofitted limited likes into my account. Also a bunch of other changes. Got a small peak in people liking my profile this weekend but I guess it's not anyone I fancy myself.
:yeshrug

evil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 24, 2020, 11:54:52 PM
Back in my day there were no likes on okc. You just messaged anyone you wanted to
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 25, 2020, 12:01:40 AM
At one point they wouldn't show you the message until you had mutually liked the person but I think they found that lead to people not sending messages as much, so now if you send a message it lets the other person know you added an "intro".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 25, 2020, 06:56:28 AM
Yeah online dating now sounds like hell, glad I don't have to navigate that shit hole.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 25, 2020, 01:58:27 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on February 25, 2020, 06:56:28 AM
Yeah online dating now sounds like hell, glad I don't have to navigate that shit hole.

Among the reasons I didn’t want to accept that there was no hope of reconciliation with my now ex.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 25, 2020, 02:05:34 PM
Quote from: bluemax on February 25, 2020, 01:58:27 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on February 25, 2020, 06:56:28 AM
Yeah online dating now sounds like hell, glad I don't have to navigate that shit hole.

Among the reasons I didn’t want to accept that there was no hope of reconciliation with my now ex.

Same here buddy. Join me. We have 3 more months living together so I have time to patch things up.

Also, I noticed yesterday that my sex drive is completely gone. My boys know its dry season and they've stopped producing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 25, 2020, 02:16:57 PM
A two week quarantine might be just the thing to bring us even closer together

 :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 25, 2020, 02:44:57 PM
Quote from: bluemax on February 25, 2020, 01:58:27 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on February 25, 2020, 06:56:28 AM
Yeah online dating now sounds like hell, glad I don't have to navigate that shit hole.

Among the reasons I didn’t want to accept that there was no hope of reconciliation with my now ex.

Phil Collins - Against All Odds plays in the background
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 25, 2020, 04:19:30 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 25, 2020, 03:49:28 PM
It's funny being old and reading this.. "Online dating just sucks now, back in the day"... heh, never had the option really back in my day.

Had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to dates.

People have been dating online since 1995 you giant poop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 25, 2020, 04:20:20 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 25, 2020, 02:44:57 PM
Quote from: bluemax on February 25, 2020, 01:58:27 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on February 25, 2020, 06:56:28 AM
Yeah online dating now sounds like hell, glad I don't have to navigate that shit hole.

Among the reasons I didn’t want to accept that there was no hope of reconciliation with my now ex.

Phil Collins - Against All Odds plays in the background

I’m actually going to karaoke tonight with MY live in ex, who dares me to sing this?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 25, 2020, 04:39:26 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 25, 2020, 03:49:28 PM
It's funny being old and reading this.. "Online dating just sucks now, back in the day"... heh, never had the option really back in my day.

Had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to dates.

It's more a specific app user experience deteriorating in just a few years than nostalgia. It's not just the paywalls because that's been pretty much the norm since before "apps".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 25, 2020, 05:47:14 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 25, 2020, 03:49:28 PM
It's funny being old and reading this.. "Online dating just sucks now, back in the day"... heh, never had the option really back in my day.

Had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to dates.

Glory be married life. I don't envy any of you fuckers trying to hookup.

To be fair, I met my wife in college. And shit gets harder once you're out in the real world regardless of apps.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 25, 2020, 07:38:36 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 25, 2020, 05:47:14 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 25, 2020, 03:49:28 PM
It's funny being old and reading this.. "Online dating just sucks now, back in the day"... heh, never had the option really back in my day.

Had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to dates.

Glory be married life. I don't envy any of you fuckers trying to hookup.

To be fair, I met my wife in college. And shit gets harder once you're out in the real world regardless of apps.

I do feel pretty lucky when reading this thread. I'd like to think I wouldn't make most of these mistakes, but then I look back and cringe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 25, 2020, 09:57:18 PM
Quote from: chronovore on February 25, 2020, 07:38:36 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 25, 2020, 05:47:14 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 25, 2020, 03:49:28 PM
It's funny being old and reading this.. "Online dating just sucks now, back in the day"... heh, never had the option really back in my day.

Had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to dates.

Glory be married life. I don't envy any of you fuckers trying to hookup.

To be fair, I met my wife in college. And shit gets harder once you're out in the real world regardless of apps.

I do feel pretty lucky when reading this thread. I'd like to think I wouldn't make most of these mistakes, but then I look back and cringe.

Same here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 25, 2020, 10:08:01 PM
Go gloat in another thread you fucks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 25, 2020, 10:14:39 PM
I was likely an awkward mopey dude in college who struggled with confidence around girls. I feel your pain, but am very glad to have “boring dad family life.”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 26, 2020, 05:54:09 AM
I'm sure it's not so bad really. I'm not the most handsome dude and I'd probably get more interactions if I had better photos. That's not to invalidate the criticism.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 26, 2020, 08:25:37 AM
Good luck on the next chapter, JDubs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 26, 2020, 09:25:43 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/baMvSvw7NxG2Q/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 26, 2020, 10:32:04 AM
Whatever comfort you gain via marriage you more than lose in not experiencing that dopamine high of when a new girl puts her hand down your pants for the first time or lights up your cell phone at 2am because she needs you.

Every choice we make has downsides. It's all trade-offs.


Marriage can be great, but the odds are heavily stacked against it working out for both partners. Selling your experience as the norm does a great disservice to people who haven't experienced it.




Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on February 26, 2020, 10:46:02 AM
bless wherever you are and do your best my dudes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 26, 2020, 11:05:36 AM
Quote from: JayDubya on February 26, 2020, 08:21:55 AM
Got an apartment, got a move in date, got my brothers helping to move, got a tentative custody plan, tentative division of property plan, got a girl who likes me who I like back as determined a few months ago and we haven’t done anything about that yet but once I move out that’s the plan and I’m very excited about that.

Thanks to anyone who was supportive before, “bless up,” as you say. 

To the people who used my wife’s deteriorating mental / physical health and subsequent neglect and abusive bullshit as an excuse to demean me as a man and human being over previous petty political disagreement (this means you, Mandark), burn in fucking hell, you’re still subhuman trash and I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.  No excuse for that behavior, never.

Spicy lore here. Glad you're in a better place now though!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on February 26, 2020, 11:15:07 AM
I don't recall anyone talking about JayDubya's wife/relationships, but I also don't post in politics thread to be aware of such

Good luck on your new direction JD
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2020, 11:16:05 AM
Quote from: demi on February 26, 2020, 11:15:07 AM
I don't recall anyone talking about JayDubya's wife/relationships, but I also don't post in politics thread to be aware of such

Good luck on your new direction JD

I’m just as confused right now.

Hope everything ends up ok for you and your kids, man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 26, 2020, 11:22:02 AM
Quote from: demi on February 26, 2020, 11:15:07 AM
I don't recall anyone talking about JayDubya's wife/relationships, but I also don't post in politics thread to be aware of such

Good luck on your new direction JD

IIRC, Mandark said "fuck Bush Jr" and it just so happens that "Bush Jr." was JayDubya's wife's petname.

Just a hilarious misunderstanding
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on February 26, 2020, 11:30:01 AM
Quote from: james on February 25, 2020, 10:08:01 PM
Go gloat in another thread you fucks

I could post some positive things but that would just ruin the "doom and gloom" vibe this thread has going for it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 26, 2020, 11:40:35 AM
Quote from: Nabbis on February 26, 2020, 11:30:01 AM
Quote from: james on February 25, 2020, 10:08:01 PM
Go gloat in another thread you fucks

I could post some positive things but that would just ruin the "doom and gloom" vibe this thread has going for it.

Nah, personal victories are great.

"Lol I have been married for 40 years to a gorgeous wife who wakes me up with a bj every morning" is not helpful

Quote from: riotous on February 26, 2020, 11:35:20 AM
I know because I met my wife online a decade ago lol

Was it on NeoGAF?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 26, 2020, 12:02:24 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on February 26, 2020, 11:48:15 AM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2020, 11:16:05 AM
I’m just as confused right now.

Hope everything ends up ok for you and your kids, man.

I appreciate it.  I'm just salty because so often I was in such a bad place and I cared more than I should have about the trolling because nothing else was going right and trying to make things work was so miserably frustrating for so long.  I wasn't going to end it ultimately because of kiddo, I couldn't do that to her, but I so often wanted to so badly.

Part of it is just like... people dump their personal shit here, I figured why the hell not, and then just like my sense of justice and fair play was pushed to 11 when that got thrown in my face randomly; figured that would be offbounds as a reply for just disagreeing on something else, but some folks don't have bounds and that's what an ignore list is for.  Trying to just chill and let it go, like letting go of all the other bullshit from the current doomed marriage.  Part of that is venting, though.

I fully agree that this place should be a safe space. When I was in a happy relationship, I never posted here because it wasn't my place.

That being said, I have a feeling if I dug around, i'd find a post where you complain about safe spaces.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2020, 12:04:22 PM
JD, you often come off as really vindictive and lacking in empathy for anyone that isn't like you. You also give off this "everything is a debate that I must win with my mental superiority" mentality which makes it really hard for people to want to interact with you civilly.

I'm sorry you're going through rough shit and I hope you find peace with everything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 26, 2020, 12:06:50 PM
Y’all speaking on shit you don’t know. JDubs reached for empathy for once and got slapped for it. Contentious as he is, all posters seeking earnest empathy should have a chance in this thread if no where else on this board.


And yes, it is blatantly low to bring up anything from this thread in another as an attack. Be best
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 26, 2020, 12:10:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 26, 2020, 12:09:47 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 26, 2020, 12:06:50 PM
Y’all speaking on shit you don’t know.

Everyone here agrees though..

NOT NOW, FIGHT ME
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 26, 2020, 12:12:50 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 26, 2020, 12:10:46 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 26, 2020, 12:09:47 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 26, 2020, 12:06:50 PM
Y’all speaking on shit you don’t know.

Everyone here agrees though..

NOT NOW, FIGHT ME

Did you sing the song at Karaoke? If not :( Why?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 26, 2020, 12:13:37 PM
Dude, JayDub, having been there, I know brother that it sucks. One thing to remember though that the reason divorce is so expensive is that it's worth it!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 26, 2020, 12:13:40 PM
No. Because I cancelled
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 26, 2020, 12:14:22 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 26, 2020, 12:13:40 PM
No. Because I cancelled

What did you do instead? Dive bar drinks?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2020, 12:51:42 PM
Have you thought about going to see a therapist? Maybe you already have done so, but I could see that being really damn helpful for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2020, 12:57:58 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on February 26, 2020, 12:54:10 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2020, 12:51:42 PM
Have you thought about going to see a therapist? Maybe you already have done so, but I could see that being really damn helpful for you.

This is too open even for me trying to be open.  I, uh.  Well, yes, a while ago.  Things were fine while marriage was fine.  So much anxiety and irritability and sadness just melted away for like, the better part of a decade and a half.  The other half, well, it's the downhill trajectory which ends like this.

Maybe go again? You're dealing with a lot of change and upheaval at the moment. I see a therapist once or twice a month, there's no shame in it. Shit, I've got an appointment with him in an hour actually. I've dealt with a lot of change in the last few years with a move into a new career field and all my heart stuff (open heart surgery in 2017, and again next month) which has really helped with my feelings of anxiety and frustration.

I'm not talking about medication, I'm just talking about talking to someone who can help you work through this stuff in a much more professional and cathartic way than a bunch of dudes on a tiny message board.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 26, 2020, 01:00:13 PM
This article was posted on resetera but I havent read it yet

https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2020/02/modern-dating-odds-economy-apps-tinder-math/606982/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2020, 01:04:55 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on February 26, 2020, 01:02:22 PM
I'm not as bad as my dad about this, but yeah I tend to be averse to doctors and taking care of shit.  I've gone to a bunch over the last year to try and get my shit together and followup on things that started years ago.

If I end up feeling like I need to I will.  I know how I get though - in a happy, secure relationship all of those things are completely out of mind.

As a recovering mental health professional, just let me say this and I'll leave you be: completely out of mind doesn't mean they're solved. You need to be happy on your own before you can be happy with someone else or make them happy. Be safe and take care of yourself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 26, 2020, 01:33:16 PM
Waiting for my food and the bro cashier is flirting with the two girls that were in line after me

'so you go to local college?'
'I'm in 9th grade'

 :jared
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 26, 2020, 02:39:11 PM
mandark really was a coward :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on February 26, 2020, 02:40:57 PM
Quote from: james on February 26, 2020, 01:33:16 PM
Waiting for my food and the bro cashier is flirting with the two girls that were in line after me

'so you go to local college?'
'I'm in 9th grade'

 :jared

Oh yeah, the "cashier" was.

James' version of "no I'm not smoking, just holding it for a friend who went to the bathroom" ladies and gents.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 26, 2020, 02:43:47 PM
Quote from: Raist on February 26, 2020, 02:40:57 PM
Quote from: james on February 26, 2020, 01:33:16 PM
Waiting for my food and the bro cashier is flirting with the two girls that were in line after me

'so you go to local college?'
'I'm in 9th grade'

 :jared

Oh yeah, the "cashier" was.

James' version of "no I'm not smoking, just holding it for a friend who went to the bathroom" ladies and gents.

I dont talk to strangers

 :karen
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 26, 2020, 03:03:30 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on February 26, 2020, 08:21:55 AM
Got an apartment, got a move in date, got my brothers helping to move, got a tentative custody plan, tentative division of property plan, got a girl who likes me who I like back as determined a few months ago and we haven’t done anything about that yet but once I move out that’s the plan and I’m very excited about that.

Thanks to anyone who was supportive before, “bless up,” as you say. 

To the people who used my wife’s deteriorating mental / physical health and subsequent neglect and abusive bullshit as an excuse to demean me as a man and human being over previous petty political disagreement (this means you, Mandark), burn in fucking hell, you’re still subhuman trash and I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.  No excuse for that behavior, never.

 :holeup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 26, 2020, 05:43:00 PM
I had that nice coworker make me a short visit of her department (it's locked and I never got to visit it in 3 years), and we chatted a bit about work. Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register. She's a treat to talk with because she's super social and always smiling, so I can't really take that as a sign of anything.

It's kinda hard to work an angle but maybe it will present itself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 26, 2020, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Glenda on February 26, 2020, 02:55:05 PM
Kind of in love with this girl who shows up occasionally to my parents' church, where I've been playing music every Sunday despite not being particularly religious. But she lives 35 miles away in Orange County. Fucking why.

She's going to some kind of punk-goth music show the Saturday after next at a venue super close to me. Tix are sold out except for VIP for $100. I'm thinking I'll get one and then pretend I was able to find a GA ticket on Craigslist or whatever. Kind of a strong move, except that she encouraged me to go, and I was also able to get her number super easily. I also get kind of an interested vibe from her. Maybe. Like 60%.

A couple years ago I got rejected hard when my estimate of interest vibe percentage was over 90%, so I'll be super chill. Friendship is a perfectly fine outcome here.
Is 35 miles a deal breaker? In Houston it seems like everything is at least 35 miles away. Hell, my job is 53 miles away.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 26, 2020, 10:00:01 PM
Online dating has changed a lot over the last 10 years, but given that a few months ago I found someone that I fell intensely in love with, I believe that it isn't impossible. It just makes you aware of how many other people there are looking and when you go a long time between meeting someone it can develop a certain amount of drudgery or tedium.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on February 26, 2020, 11:33:23 PM
Tinder seems to be fucking up or something tonight, lots of profiles with the pictures not showing and not all of them look like bot profiles.

Whatever, probably about to delete all the apps for a bit. I de-activated my OKC account for now and removed the app. While I'm improved from where I was emotionally last month, I know I'm still not clear in the head enough to really put the right effort into this, at least not on the apps where in theory you do more than swipe.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on February 27, 2020, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on February 19, 2020, 07:08:18 AM
where TF is the Oblivion update btw, it's been too long. I want to hear how his date to the sonic movie went on valentines day.

And how this bitch wanted sex over watching my hero academia :D

Well I cursed this top of the page, you're welcome.

sorry for the late response. but to answer your question, the harlot was out of town that weekend to "attend her best friend's wedding"  ::)



but seriously though. good news and bad news. the good news is, we are still after all these months "officially" together. however, i use that word in quotes because the bad news is that she found out her dad has cancer. just found that out recently. as you can imagine, it hasn't been easy to handle. she's been like this for a while now, where her texts have become super spotty and rare (there was like a whole week straight where she would only text once per day and that was it), which i thought was because of me, but now it makes a helluva lot more sense.

the coming weeks/months are gonna be really brutal i reckon. i hope that everything turns out well, but according to her, the prognosis isn't good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on February 28, 2020, 02:39:38 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on February 27, 2020, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on February 19, 2020, 07:08:18 AM
where TF is the Oblivion update btw, it's been too long. I want to hear how his date to the sonic movie went on valentines day.

And how this bitch wanted sex over watching my hero academia :D

Well I cursed this top of the page, you're welcome.

sorry for the late response. but to answer your question, the harlot was out of town that weekend to "attend her best friend's wedding"  ::)



but seriously though. good news and bad news. the good news is, we are still after all these months "officially" together. however, i use that word in quotes because the bad news is that she found out her dad has cancer. just found that out recently. as you can imagine, it hasn't been easy to handle. she's been like this for a while now, where her texts have become super spotty and rare (there was like a whole week straight where she would only text once per day and that was it), which i thought was because of me, but now it makes a helluva lot more sense.

the coming weeks/months are gonna be really brutal i reckon. i hope that everything turns out well, but according to her, the prognosis isn't good.

This was not the fun update I had imagined, you just gotta be there for her really, that’s all you can do.
Sorry to hear you’re both going through it though it’s gonna be a rough time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on February 28, 2020, 02:39:46 PM
Quote from: Glenda on February 26, 2020, 02:55:05 PM
Kind of in love with this girl who shows up occasionally to my parents' church, where I've been playing music every Sunday

she lives 35 miles away in Orange County.

She's going to some kind of punk-goth music show  Kind of a strong move, except that she encouraged me to go, and I was also able to get her number super easily.

xtian pop punk bb sounds hot

I'm imagining like jenna mcdougall wearing a tartan skirt and docs at Sunday service listening to you play an acoustic cover of wonderwall getting hot n sweaty.

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/488a70332f96e99b330c8bc0906b92ea/tumblr_n4u7xftWBS1sl7zv6o1_500.png)

 :shh :heartbeat

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 28, 2020, 07:20:29 PM
Outside circumstances cut me short with hot coworker. To be continued in two weeks (?)
I'd say there's a 75% chance she's in a relation already but I'll guess I'll find out at some point if this goes alongside this path.

In hindsight missed a couple opportunities to steer the discussion from shop talk.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 29, 2020, 07:11:34 AM
Get a match -> send a polite message with a question -> no response -> getting unmatched.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 29, 2020, 02:38:58 PM
Guess who got a goodnight hug last night

 :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 29, 2020, 02:40:02 PM
 :drool :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on February 29, 2020, 03:18:08 PM
Quote from: Stro on February 29, 2020, 03:17:00 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 28, 2020, 07:20:29 PM
Outside circumstances cut me short with hot coworker. To be continued in two weeks (?)
I'd say there's a 75% chance she's in a relation already but I'll guess I'll find out at some point if this goes alongside this path.

In hindsight missed a couple opportunities to steer the discussion from shop talk.



Read this on mobile and thought it said outside circumcisions cut me short

 :anhuld
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Boogie on March 02, 2020, 12:27:56 PM
Quote from: JayDubya on February 26, 2020, 12:38:06 PM

I'm also concerned about the way and timing of introducing the prospective girlfriend to my daughter which'd have to happen at some point in the whole joint custody, spend half the time at mom's / half the time at dad's thing.  I can't recall if anyone here has any relevant insight to that sort of thing, doubt it, but it's as good a topic as any I suppose.  Seems like the sort of thing you can't afford to botch and it makes me nervous.  And of course, I'm neurotically getting way ahead of myself here, but it's how I do.


As a  stepfather to a 10- and 9-year old, I guess I could offer my experience in navigating that challenge, though I don’t know that it will be a template to follow, exactly.

It was a long time before my partner introduced me to her kids, but at the same time, our relationship was very casual in that timeframe as well.  We were exclusive with each other by default and inclination, but not by explicit agreement, and weren’t calling each other “boyfriend/girlfriend”.

Until all of a sudden we were, and she sorta decided that it was time that she was willing to have the kids meet me.  Even then, for the first couple months, I was just mom’s “friend” when we were doing stuff with the kids.  Everything went great from then on, and it was about four months from me meeting the kids to us deciding to take the step of looking to buy a house to move in together.

Edit:  and I was waay more nervous about meeting her kids than she was.  For as careful as she was in how long she waited to bring up the idea of meeting the kids, once she did, she was so nonchalant about it.  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 02, 2020, 02:47:17 PM
Quote from: Glenda on February 16, 2020, 10:20:46 PM
Possum Girl is your OTP. You need to do whatever it takes to rekindle things.
She might be at a mutual friend's house warming party... If she is I'll probably leave early. 

:goty2

Or hell, maybe I'll meet someone new there and kindle something with them just to rub it in her fat face.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 02, 2020, 08:10:31 PM
Going to see Tim and Eric with my ex tonight lol god damn it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 02, 2020, 09:07:30 PM
Cum on her tummy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 02, 2020, 09:29:30 PM
:larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 02, 2020, 10:00:18 PM
If she's down with anal, dump the load in her tight ass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 02, 2020, 10:10:38 PM
I think it'd be dope if you just held her hand :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 04, 2020, 01:36:24 AM
Well officially my long distance whatever relationship has ended today. It sucks, but I do feel a sense of relif. I'm sad, but I know it's not the end of the world. I feel empty, but I know of several things I can and should do to make help that loss.

It ended peacefully with both of us acknowledging well it just wasn't going anywhere. It sucks, but in the end I feel it was very worthwhile. I learned a lot about my self. My weaknesses, my strengths, my likes, my dislikes. It's funny I think it was Glen that said something like "oh when you finally have a relationship you'll have so much sex that the fact that you did'nt before will be made irrelevant". It's so true. Now don't get me wrong I'm super scared about any sexual activity. My first GF was very patient, kind of freaky, and really into sex. I'm worried I'll be able to find someone else like that, but I guess it's not impossible.

I'm still in therapy so that's good. I'm trying to work through the many problems I have and it's going ok. Despite what I said, I do feel actually more confident in my sexual ability. I mean I feel I can do a good job at which is an improvement.  I've also resumed school and while I do hate it, I do only have about 5-6 classess to do. There's other tough stuff I'm going through right now that I don't feel the need to detail at this point, but I'm alive and I felt the need to just I guess update this thread. I am worried if I'll be able to find someone else, but I guess thats natural. So really all I can do is keep on trying.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 04, 2020, 02:12:48 AM
if you don't find someone, esch[pbuh] will suck your dick until he dies or you die  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on March 04, 2020, 09:32:38 AM
I had a girl accept my super like on Tinder last week, so I sent a couple of messages.. no response

Today I sent a ghost emoji and a ghostbusters gif after that, she responded by sending me an austin powers fembots tits shooting gif

So i said I like girls of that caliber 😂

Then she asked "who kill people with their tits?"

Joke ruined but I havent responded yet

I could always say

You can choke me with your tits anyday

😂

but realistically what should I send?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on March 04, 2020, 09:36:51 AM
:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on March 04, 2020, 10:00:32 AM
Write: I guess we’ll have to find out how lethal your tits are. :klob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on March 04, 2020, 11:22:57 AM
fact check: the only response from here is "Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I?  So I guess coffee shop girl was a bust huh? Damn stoners!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on March 04, 2020, 11:36:36 AM
Well my joke is what Dr Evil actually says after the fembots shooting, but we all know dr evil isnt funny

 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 04, 2020, 02:18:15 PM
https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/1234863467074654209
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on March 04, 2020, 02:22:04 PM
Quote from: filler on March 04, 2020, 02:18:15 PM
https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/1234863467074654209

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f10bYmkmuCU/T6fwEqcrF-I/AAAAAAAAA9k/Yy9UIbbhNOw/s1600/john-cena+10.jpg)

:salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 06, 2020, 06:49:21 PM
Wow 3 Tinder matches tonight.  :-[
Wow no response from any of them. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 08, 2020, 09:02:07 AM
I'm really puzzled at the people not responding (but not unmatching either) to be honest. Is there something I'm missing here ? Should I text only when imminently building up to a coffee / drinks date or something, start with the invite (I put it in my profile that I'd rather get a drink) ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on March 08, 2020, 12:37:39 PM
The apps only make money if you pay/stay single so if you've been on there for a while then they may be trying to bait you by just showing your profile to the users that statistically are just window shopping.

tldr you're swipable but you're not profitable.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 08, 2020, 12:52:42 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on March 08, 2020, 12:37:39 PM
The apps only make money if you pay/stay single so if you've been on there for a while then they may be trying to bait you by just showing your profile to the users that statistically are just window shopping.

tldr you're swipable but you're not profitable.

I've not been there for long (though I'm in and out of Tinder for short bursts) but it's very much possible they can measure something akin to "window shopping" (I'd imagine just tracking how people swipe and the volume of messages to matches would be a statistical indicator) and tailor it to hook you into paying.

I'm not really holding out for those, to be fair. The time it worked for me we immediately clicked via text and it built up on its own to a date. The lack of a response is already a bit of a non-starter in itself.

I don't get the mindset but :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 02:44:59 AM
Quote from: Atramental on February 16, 2020, 10:04:12 PM
The mental health therapist I was with seems too “busy” to get together anymore. Sucks.  :(

(speaking of sucking she sucked dick pretty well :aah)

edit: also possum girl broke up with her heroin addict boyfriend AGAIN and now she’s all “I miss you very much, Atra” but she can go fuck herself.  :maf

(https://i.imgur.com/Cjx9Mkb.png)

 :stahp :mjcry :pika  :doge

I'm gonna meet possum girl before March ends and tell her how she hurt me and that she needs to get her shit together...  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 02:56:08 AM
Quote from: Glenda on February 16, 2020, 10:20:46 PM
Possum Girl is your OTP. You need to do whatever it takes to rekindle things.

:ohhh :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on March 09, 2020, 02:58:08 AM
I mean like no offense at all, but she might be an idiot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on March 09, 2020, 02:58:46 AM
Go back to the chick that made you into a giant dad with a heroin addict brehs  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 03:00:20 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on March 09, 2020, 02:58:08 AM
I mean like no offense at all, but she might be an idiot.
Bitch smoked too many dabs and now she's a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow :noah

Quote from: BIONIC on March 09, 2020, 02:58:46 AM
Go back to the chick that made you into a giant dad with a heroin addict brehs  ::)
I mean... no one is perfect. :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 03:16:19 AM
Also, my lady friend texting me said that her and possum girl made out that night too lol.  :doge

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which is kinda weird cuz both of them sucked my cock at one time or another  :doge

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But not at the same time ....yet :thinking
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on March 09, 2020, 03:20:28 AM
lol of course you’d decide to go back to the one who constantly makes you depressed.
Don’t come moaning in here when she decides to fuck you over or leave you for a meth head, don’t become a drug addict either just to keep her, as that sounds like something you would do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 03:25:12 AM
But I swear... everyone I've dated who's not a dumpster fire has tossed me to the wayside...  :-\

Like, the fucking mental health therapist no longer wanted to see me after she was acting like I was this amazing guy and then after a month of dating she's like "sorry, I'm too busy to date you".   :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 12:26:21 PM
I miss them big tiddies tho brehs  :mouf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 09, 2020, 01:51:43 PM
Quote from: Joe Biden on March 09, 2020, 03:25:54 AM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 02:56:08 AM
Quote from: Glenda on February 16, 2020, 10:20:46 PM
Possum Girl is your OTP. You need to do whatever it takes to rekindle things.

:ohhh :larry


(https://media2.giphy.com/media/3oEjHRfTZ5JDDX05fW/giphy.gif)

Don’t fall for this. You need to move on. Let the past die or whatever.
I agree with Joe on this one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 09, 2020, 01:59:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 12:26:21 PM
I miss them big tiddies tho brehs  :mouf

PM?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 07:56:00 PM
Quote from: james on March 09, 2020, 01:59:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 12:26:21 PM
I miss them big tiddies tho brehs  :mouf

PM?
this is all youre getting:
https://imgur.com/a/m03FAMl

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 09, 2020, 08:03:21 PM
Meh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 09, 2020, 08:12:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 07:56:00 PM
Quote from: james on March 09, 2020, 01:59:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 12:26:21 PM
I miss them big tiddies tho brehs  :mouf

PM?
this is all youre getting:
https://imgur.com/a/m03FAMl

 :doge
::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on March 09, 2020, 09:51:11 PM
My brain: Go on Tinder, that'll help you not think about the girl you were dating!

*Goes on Tinder*

*Swipes a few times*

*Said girl comes up*

Me: Fuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on March 09, 2020, 11:37:02 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 07:56:00 PM
Quote from: james on March 09, 2020, 01:59:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 12:26:21 PM
I miss them big tiddies tho brehs  :mouf

PM?
this is all youre getting:
https://imgur.com/a/m03FAMl

 :doge

bro not even close to big enough to get addicted to  heroin for
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on March 10, 2020, 03:28:31 AM
Quote from: Glenda on March 10, 2020, 01:10:29 AM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 02:56:08 AM
Quote from: Glenda on February 16, 2020, 10:20:46 PM
Possum Girl is your OTP. You need to do whatever it takes to rekindle things.

:ohhh :larry

A lot of people never find their soulmate, and you've got yours right here. She even says it!

Don't spend the rest of your life wondering what could have been.

That's the worst part, an adult is not allowed to say "soulmate" or "work through our bullshit".

That is like recording an ASMR video in a McDonald's. It's just inappropriate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 10, 2020, 12:07:34 PM
I’m seeing possum girl later today for coffee.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 10, 2020, 12:09:02 PM
Better get in all the sex you can before the Corona takes over your backwater town.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 10, 2020, 12:19:46 PM
don't pull out
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 10, 2020, 01:13:22 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 10, 2020, 12:07:34 PM
I’m seeing possum girl later today for coffee.  :doge

Exclusive photo of the aftermath

(https://external-preview.redd.it/8sJheEGs1Si1Qtg-nPImiaG0haScJ-8aBmTCQHw_Ubs.jpg?auto=webp&s=e4d07e6219da1c497bc3a2f1ed8bd316cf248cf1)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on March 10, 2020, 01:25:19 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 10, 2020, 12:07:34 PM
I’m seeing possum girl later today for coffee.  :doge

So this is when he started taking black tar heroin huh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 10, 2020, 03:03:52 PM
Working from home with me ex for the foreseeable future


This will be """fun"""
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on March 10, 2020, 03:42:35 PM
Show her how well your stonks are doing. She’ll take you right back  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 10, 2020, 05:18:27 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on March 10, 2020, 03:42:35 PM
Show her how well your stonks are doing. She’ll take you right back  :pimp

She knows where the knives are  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on March 10, 2020, 05:49:38 PM
James dying to his gold digging ex is how I expect things to go.

Just do what women do and move the shit in the kitchen every couple days then say you didn’t move anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 10, 2020, 06:03:41 PM
Well someone responded (if laconically) on Tinder.
Ethiopian tourist who "can't get out yet" so probably nothing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 10, 2020, 06:15:11 PM
Vom, always remember your fundamentals: PENIS

- Pictures are the most important first step. You have to nail this or there's no hope. Work out, get headshots, do fun activities. Whatever it takes.
- Enthusiasm is what makes or breaks a first conversation. You want to really make the other person feel like you're interested in them. Everyone wants to be flattered. If you're just asking her questions it'll feel like a job interview or one of those obligatory phone calls you have with your mom.
- N word jokes
- Initiative. Be a man. Once the conversation is going well and you've got a feel for the person, stop wasting everyone's time and ask if they want to meet for coffee or food.
- Sexual flirting. Everyone's on dating apps for the same reason: busting their nut. You need to set this kind of tone as soon as possible and get flirty flirty flirty. If you're bad at flirting you will not survive. Depending on the girl this can happen before, during, or after the first date, but you want to sneak it in as soon as possible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 10, 2020, 06:24:10 PM
I try to be an enthusiast, pleasant fellow by text, in fact I'm pretty chatty, but I need something to bounce on. I said to her I would have more time tomorrow. We'll see.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 10, 2020, 07:25:53 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on March 10, 2020, 06:24:10 PM
I need something to bounce on.

:phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 10, 2020, 07:47:33 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 10, 2020, 12:07:34 PM
I’m seeing possum girl later today for coffee.  :doge
Dammit she had a thing come up. Her best friend just got broken up with.

Next Monday or Tuesday she’s down to get that cockffee
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 10, 2020, 09:23:11 PM
Possum girl is talking about boundaries with me. Looks like my good influence is beginning to rub off on her.  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 10, 2020, 09:27:30 PM
https://youtu.be/lb8fWUUXeKM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 10, 2020, 09:30:01 PM
I may have spoke too soon...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 10, 2020, 09:31:25 PM
Too soon about what?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 10, 2020, 09:43:03 PM
love is a minefield
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 10, 2020, 10:00:20 PM
Quote from: Joe Biden on March 10, 2020, 09:29:26 PM
The boundaries she wants to set? You give her emotional comfort and she gives you nothing while she gets done doggystyle as the dude shoots up heroin into his veins.
Yeah that sounds about right.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 11, 2020, 04:29:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/PinjV5D.png)(https://i.imgur.com/tOcLAEU.png) ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 11, 2020, 10:15:30 PM
Haven't had sex in a little over a month and I'm losing my fucking mind. I'm so goddamn horny all the time. Holy shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 11, 2020, 10:33:02 PM
it's just a little flu bro she'll text you back later
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 12, 2020, 02:08:40 AM
https://twitter.com/sn00ted/status/1237930727876046848

 :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 12, 2020, 02:31:18 AM
any bitches hittin' y'all up rn? think the corona might got these bitches feeling some type of way  :hump

lil bih wants to fly herself over from GA  :lol I don't know bih, I can't risk it  :doge


one other bih who completely ghosted me started liking my tumblr posts last night after like 5 months of nothing  :thinking :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 02:36:02 AM
The real surprise here is that you're still on tumblr
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 12, 2020, 02:37:59 AM
never surrender  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 12, 2020, 02:40:08 AM
if we survive we'll have a corona-baby boomer generation  :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: eleuin on March 12, 2020, 03:13:46 AM
Quote from: filler on March 12, 2020, 02:08:40 AM
https://twitter.com/sn00ted/status/1237930727876046848

 :pimp

https://twitter.com/kashshreya/status/1237934795130384386

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 12, 2020, 09:23:34 AM
Quote from: shosta on March 12, 2020, 02:36:02 AM
The real surprise here is that you're still on tumblr

Tumblr is where all the true weirdos and crypto-fascists are. Real ones never left. Real horniness is forever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 12, 2020, 12:32:28 PM
 :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on March 12, 2020, 03:41:06 PM
Filler waiting for porn to come back to tumblr.

 :ltg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 12, 2020, 04:38:23 PM
filler doesn't need it to return when he can just search "spun girls" (https://www.tumblr.com/search/spun+girls)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on March 12, 2020, 05:36:53 PM
damn where were these hos when i was smoking meth :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 13, 2020, 01:10:28 AM
Quote from: shosta on March 10, 2020, 09:31:25 PM
Too soon about what?
Well my 'ladyfriend" (sure that's what we will call her) decided to reach out to me again. Pretty much saying that in the week that she cut contact with me and said she was done, she felt extreme loss and missed me. Well, I mean it's not like I wasn't sad. I was and I also felt a loss, but like I said in the last post I also felt a strange sense of relief. I mean I still like her and care for her, but it's also going to continue being a long distance relationship. Which yeah means no sex, but that wasn't a real problem with me. And while you guys make fun of me, the only thing I kind of asked was that we played video games online on a regular basis. Both of us have lives and while we would talk and text on the phone, you know  we both work so the routine was to play Cod or whatever every night. But honestly, I don't want to play with anyone else and she has this friend that she has to play with. I just calmly tried to say that I wasn't big on that and she got pissed and then railed into me, blaming all her problems on me and whatever. It being long distance was already hardmode and hey you know it did'nt work so she said she was done. Now she wants to reopen communication. And it's like thats nice I guess...But I don't know man. During that week, I was sad the first day, but then I reached out to my friends. A friend got FFXIV so I've been playing an hour with him each day. I went out with another good friend. I watched Minority Report, a movie I love. I bought some movies and and games with my income tax that I now did'nt have to spend on airplane ticket.  I did'nt try and wallow in my sadness, I tried to do stuff I like and be social in other ways. So now that she is talking to me, it feels "nice", but eh....I still have to play with her friend I'd rather not. I still live in some vague zone where I don't know what the point of this relationship is. I'm still not having sex. It's like that week she "took of" kind of was perfectly fine and I am questioning if it was a bad thing she stopped talking to me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 13, 2020, 10:33:47 AM
My plan was to use the forced quarantine to make my gf love me again

Instead she just booked a last minute trip to LA to stay with her friend so she doesnt have to spend all day with me

 :existential :existential :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 13, 2020, 11:05:17 AM
Kinda navigating similar but opposite issues. I had gotten used to her never being home, and now she’s trying to get me to hang out and stay in with her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on March 13, 2020, 11:08:53 AM
No one wants to die alone, brehs.

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And no one wants to die with James, brehs
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 13, 2020, 11:26:56 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 13, 2020, 11:05:17 AM
Kinda navigating similar but opposite issues. I had gotten used to her never being home, and now she’s trying to get me to hang out and stay in with her

Can we trade
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 13, 2020, 11:27:45 AM
Quote from: nachobro on March 12, 2020, 05:36:53 PM
damn where were these hos when i was smoking meth :-\

Hot lonely meth-heads singles in your area, click the like button !
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 13, 2020, 11:30:56 AM
Quote from: james on March 13, 2020, 11:26:56 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 13, 2020, 11:05:17 AM
Kinda navigating similar but opposite issues. I had gotten used to her never being home, and now she’s trying to get me to hang out and stay in with her

Can we trade

Let me see if I can get a blowie out of it first
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on March 13, 2020, 03:51:38 PM
I got my hog sucked in car for the first time, twice, by a girl who treats me right and we shower each other with affection. This is the first relationship I've had where I'm treated with love and respect. The second blowjob, I jerked off and came in her mouth and all over the floor pad, good thing she moved the baby seat.  :-*

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/72084f7e76b3bf8879e8f3bdb61fd1e8/ba5cc7d66f216677-fd/s250x400/adf936adb39808d1bc83e2c1cdcc3b5ea0315ea7.gifv)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 13, 2020, 10:41:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 07:56:00 PM
Quote from: james on March 09, 2020, 01:59:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 12:26:21 PM
I miss them big tiddies tho brehs  :mouf

PM?
this is all youre getting:
https://imgur.com/a/m03FAMl

 :doge
since the world is ending... here boritos:
https://imgur.com/a/B1ruT9Q
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 13, 2020, 10:56:49 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 13, 2020, 10:41:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 07:56:00 PM
Quote from: james on March 09, 2020, 01:59:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 12:26:21 PM
I miss them big tiddies tho brehs  :mouf

PM?
this is all youre getting:
https://imgur.com/a/m03FAMl

 :doge
since the world is ending... here boritos:
https://imgur.com/a/B1ruT9Q
:jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on March 13, 2020, 11:06:18 PM
Quote from: remy on March 09, 2020, 11:37:02 PM

bro not even close to big enough to get addicted to  heroin for


You‘ll be off the heroin in no time with a methadone program atra.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 14, 2020, 04:55:41 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/YbWme9B.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/oQ50tFS.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on March 14, 2020, 08:47:53 PM
Matched with some bossy ass Euro lady on Bumble just now. She wants me to make a dinner reservation ASAP for tonight in Beverly Hills. Do I do this?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on March 14, 2020, 08:52:46 PM
Quote from: bluemax on March 14, 2020, 08:47:53 PM
Matched with some bossy ass Euro lady on Bumble just now. She wants me to make a dinner reservation ASAP for tonight in Beverly Hills. Do I do this?

Do it, but follow the guidelines posted by filler so you don't get the Corona  8)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 14, 2020, 08:57:22 PM
 :lol I forgot I even posted that  :neogaf happens a lot  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on March 14, 2020, 09:14:31 PM
Turns out despite a global pandemic, Beverly Hills restaurants are still hard to get a reservation!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 14, 2020, 09:51:13 PM
you rich fucks  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 14, 2020, 10:06:23 PM
take her ass to taco bell, these hoes don't need you to spend money  ;) big truss  :jawalrus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on March 15, 2020, 01:04:13 AM
Ended up not going to somewhere stupid fancy, which is good because she just wanted money from me. Total scam, she legit asked for help with a dumb financial situation she got herself in that made no sense. Then she tried to get me take her to CVS AND pay for her supplies there. I politely declined and drove her home.

She texted me immediately and called me a low life piece of shit.

Worst part of all of this was driving there took me the same route I used to go to get to the girl I was dating’s place, and that dredged up a lot of emotions. Sigh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 15, 2020, 01:08:34 AM
I really do give the best advice in here  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on March 15, 2020, 01:21:20 AM
I knew this was a scam once she asked me to call and make reservations, but I figured it might get me over the hump a bit on the dating situation, plus being cooped up all day sucks.

Even if it hadn’t been a scam it was a terrible date. She had a lousy sense of humor and wouldn’t let me get in a word edge wise.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on March 15, 2020, 05:44:59 AM
Just be like “Listen bitch, I’m not the one begging for money on a date, go set your broke ass up an onlyfans and a just giving like all the other broke hoes”
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on March 15, 2020, 01:20:14 PM
Keep happening? I’ve never had someone ask me to loan/give them money like this before. I don’t even agree to dates with women who expect a free meal on the first date because I know it is a scam. I got out of this exactly what I expected.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2020, 02:49:05 PM
Day drinking with the ex again, just had one of them drunk deep convos... think we gonna start weird fuck buddy room mate thing.... lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2020, 02:50:49 PM
Quote from: filler on March 15, 2020, 01:08:34 AM
I really do give the best advice in here  :doge

You my boi, call on me if you need anything :en vino veritas
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2020, 02:51:34 PM
Blue, time to ✂️ and 🏃
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 15, 2020, 02:59:56 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2020, 02:49:05 PM
Day drinking with the ex again, just had one of them drunk deep convos... think we gonna start weird fuck buddy room mate thing.... lol

I'm not one to give lessons, but is she still living in your house and stopped working (or planned to) without telling you first ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2020, 03:35:05 PM
She has a financial plan at this point I’m choosing to roll with it... lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 15, 2020, 03:42:42 PM
Quote from: bluemax on March 15, 2020, 01:20:14 PM
Keep happening? I’ve never had someone ask me to loan/give them money like this before. I don’t even agree to dates with women who expect a free meal on the first date because I know it is a scam. I got out of this exactly what I expected.
should have dropped her ass off in chinatown!  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on March 15, 2020, 05:38:53 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2020, 02:51:34 PM
Blue, time to ✂️ and 🏃

On who? The weird Russian lady? That was just a misadventure for last night, I'm not going to communicate with her again.

The girl I was dating? I did? I just got bummed out because I was driving a path that used to make me happy and instead I knew I was driving it into what was probably gonna be a bad date with someone I had no interest in.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2020, 07:55:22 PM
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/r4bQVy8ttqTQI/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 15, 2020, 08:08:43 PM
Congrats on the sex though :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2020, 08:57:12 PM
:yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2020, 09:20:34 PM
It’s like scissoring but you actually fuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 16, 2020, 05:44:04 PM
Ok boys place your bets

Will gf make her Wednesday flight to run away from me or will the government force us together
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 16, 2020, 05:45:42 PM
She'll do everything within her power to finally get the hell away from you

The good news is that you'll get over her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 16, 2020, 06:30:31 PM
It's time for your irregular French workplace romcom (it's as slow paced and vapid as the real one !) :

As France is in a state of Virus Wars™ and rumors of a mandatory 45 days curfew enforced by the military are brimming through rebellious Paris & with the uncertainties of ever seeing her again for over a month...

She accepted my invite on LinkedIn a few days ago. No messages exchanged though. She knows my first name now. We chit chatted a bit while she was working and my coffee break got super long (not that I think anyone will notice amidst Corona chaos, my supervisors were long gone when I took my shift...).
She lives alone and was considering moving back to her parents (elsewhere in France) in case of a strict lockdown. It's not a hard confirm she's single but there's a good chance still.

As I said she's super social so I can't really extrapolate too much on that but she certainly doesn't mind talking to me.

French lockdown not as stringent as feared so maybe another episode of this excruciating drama tomorrow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 16, 2020, 07:27:25 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 16, 2020, 05:45:42 PM
She'll do everything within her power to finally get the hell away from you

The good news is that you'll get over her

When I got home she was crying because the friend she was planning on staying with was telling her that getting in a plane right now is a bad idea

 :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 16, 2020, 07:29:18 PM
Serious advice. Tell her it's fine to take a flight. You'll both be much happier with some space from each other.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 16, 2020, 07:37:29 PM
James, take this with a grain of salt because I don't have all the details down, and you're probably playing it up for us, but it really comes across as you grasping at straws and trying too hard with her. It's awkward being stuck with an ex in a flat, I get that. But if she wants you, she'll let you know (especially if you've been transparent about how you feel). I agree with shosta that some space would be good, provided it's ok in that Coronavirus crisis. If not and she stays here, don't game ulterior motives.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 16, 2020, 07:46:02 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 15, 2020, 05:27:35 PM
Quote from: james on March 15, 2020, 05:26:12 PM
My gf is flying to LA via Vegas on Wednesday

Shosty what does this mean

she's shosty gf now
(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/90241638_2736513359778613_4915820585461743616_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=EVXJJKOBmK0AX95tn3t&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&_nc_tp=14&oh=75e37079a56405f5efa0566433fccbab&oe=5E95B0A7)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 16, 2020, 10:31:14 PM
Spent all last weekend with this girl. She agreed I could share. Had a lot of fun with her.

https://i.imgur.com/V3ZWvPA.jpg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on March 16, 2020, 11:10:57 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 16, 2020, 10:31:14 PM
Spent all last weekend with this girl. She agreed I could share. Had a lot of fun with her.

https://i.imgur.com/V3ZWvPA.jpg
:rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 17, 2020, 02:35:09 AM
 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 09:40:44 AM
Quote from: shosta on March 16, 2020, 07:29:18 PM
Serious advice. Tell her it's fine to take a flight. You'll both be much happier with some space from each other.

She convinced her friend that Corona is just like the flu and they'll probably get it anyway so there's no risk

:(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 17, 2020, 09:47:45 AM
Quote from: james on March 17, 2020, 09:40:44 AM
Quote from: shosta on March 16, 2020, 07:29:18 PM
Serious advice. Tell her it's fine to take a flight. You'll both be much happier with some space from each other.

She convinced her friend that Corona is just like the flu and they'll probably get it anyway so there's no risk

:(

All the more reason to get some distance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 10:08:19 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on March 17, 2020, 09:47:45 AM
Quote from: james on March 17, 2020, 09:40:44 AM
Quote from: shosta on March 16, 2020, 07:29:18 PM
Serious advice. Tell her it's fine to take a flight. You'll both be much happier with some space from each other.

She convinced her friend that Corona is just like the flu and they'll probably get it anyway so there's no risk

:(

All the more reason to get some distance.

She knows the truth but wants to go :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on March 17, 2020, 10:37:45 AM
Is quarantine affecting anyone’s relationship here? It’s been about a week and we are in different rooms about 80% of the day at this point. We don’t hate each other yet but there is a natural social distancing occurring lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 17, 2020, 10:46:10 AM
Double post.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 17, 2020, 11:31:32 AM
Not so much, but my girlfriend got sick with a viral infection that caused pleurisy the other day so we're gonna just hang out on Skype for the next week or two.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 17, 2020, 12:30:58 PM
Goose, are you still with that shawty you moved for? That's basically this thread's greatest success story so I'm keen on updates
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on March 17, 2020, 02:06:58 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 12:30:58 PM
Goose, are you still with that shawty you moved for? That's basically this thread's greatest success story so I'm keen on updates
Indeed we are doin pretty well. We’ve had some spouts of general annoyance but there is always some friction when you move in together. I was finally starting to build the kindling of a social circle here in the new town and getting out of the house (out of her hair too) but that’s fucked up for now.

The only really rough night so far was when she had a couple friends over which I used as an excuse to drink until I started spilling out my hot takes on Bernie, Biden and the state of our nation. Who knows what I actually said but I was drunk enough that I may have caused irreparable embarrassment lol

But all in all, we’re doing really good. I just remind myself to not take shit for granted. I used to get super bummed thinking about all of the day to day things we were missing out on. Now we just get to slow it down and chill. No more rushed itineraries during a visit, no more “wish you were here” texts throughout the day, we just get to kick it and enjoy the moment.

I just gotta keep my shit together while she is in this last year of med school and I think everything might fall into place. Who knows though I have unexplainable skill in fucking up good things.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 17, 2020, 02:08:06 PM
Talking about politics with your girlfriend :heh not even once
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 17, 2020, 02:36:25 PM
That particular employer shut down his site today for a couple of weeks (or more) with the lockdown, so Vom's romcom will probably resume in April at best.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on March 17, 2020, 02:41:10 PM
i agree with riotous but i revoked my like cause "i mean" in every sentence is an annoying habit everyone seems to have picked up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 02:42:59 PM
Why the fuck would you date someone who's not a Bernie supporter?  ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 17, 2020, 02:44:34 PM
Quote from: james on March 17, 2020, 02:42:59 PM
Why the fuck would you date someone who's not a Bernie supporter?  ??? ??? ??? ???
Think back to your recent past. How disinterested did your ex seem whenever you tried to talk to her about Bernie Sanders?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 02:51:53 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 02:44:34 PM
Quote from: james on March 17, 2020, 02:42:59 PM
Why the fuck would you date someone who's not a Bernie supporter?  ??? ??? ??? ???
Think back to your recent past. How disinterested did your ex seem whenever you tried to talk to her about Bernie Sanders?

She's drowning in student debt so she is fully onboard the Bernie bus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on March 17, 2020, 03:05:46 PM
Talking politics is fine, we are both Bernie supporters for better or worse, but what I was doing was more akin to drunkenly shitposting memes at the dinner table in front of her guests.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 17, 2020, 03:10:14 PM
Your 9-iron probably helped
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 17, 2020, 03:23:45 PM
Daddy's girl  :bernie
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 17, 2020, 04:15:48 PM
Quarantine is bringing us closer again :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 17, 2020, 04:20:08 PM
Quote from: riotous on March 17, 2020, 04:18:01 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 03:10:14 PM
Your 9-iron probably helped

It didn't hurt;  eventually.
:drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 17, 2020, 04:27:19 PM
Well, at least the person I went on a date with is honest. "Yeah, I don't think I can get around your disability. I'm sorry."

I dunno why I try with people. :lol It's like this no matter what I do. :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 17, 2020, 05:06:00 PM
What's your disability? :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 17, 2020, 05:12:33 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 05:06:00 PM
What's your disability? :(

Tourette syndrom at the mention of Hillary.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 17, 2020, 05:25:07 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 05:06:00 PM
What's your disability? :(

I already told you it in a PM. :confused Like a year ago. :wtf

Edit: Top of the page -- Don't worry about it. I face this sort of shit daily, but it still stings.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 17, 2020, 05:26:24 PM
 :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 17, 2020, 08:29:27 PM
love you timu, fuck these ho's  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 17, 2020, 09:29:48 PM
I appreciate that, but:

(https://i.imgur.com/V5foFgL.gif)

I knew opening an account on Grin-"No Fats, No Femmes, No Blacks"-dr was gonna be trying. But it still hurts everytime it happens. I thought the date went well, but in retrospective I can definitely see the discomfort.

I mean the gay community has a real bad able-bodied (and white race) problem in regards to desires. So I'm playing on Super Dark Souls Hard Mode when it comes to sex and relationships, but it sucks everytime.

I'm not saying this person is that way (Able-bodied only) they stuck out the date (when I gave them an out on their surprise/assumptions being wrong out of the gate: "You don't have to stick around. You can leave if you want..." "I already ordered my food, so..." [You could just change it to go...?]). So they're a good person. They were very nice, and at least they were upfront and honest about it when they said they'd follow up with me when the date was over. So I appreciate them being honest. I'm just hurt/crying a little because this is something I face even in non-relationships/job interviews and the like when the disability pops-up/questions things and it sucks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 17, 2020, 10:47:09 PM
https://imgur.com/a/xJjEWEM

Apocalypse & Chill   8)

Context: I’m inviting possum girl back to muh neighborhood since everything in my small city has closed down.  :doge :brain
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on March 17, 2020, 10:50:48 PM
Quote from: Joe Biden on March 17, 2020, 10:49:02 PM
You're gonna catch the coronavirus and she still gonna go back to the junkie. What is you doing, baby?
Desperate times make us do desperate things.  :lawd :corona_mj :birb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 10:50:55 PM
Gfs flight is at 740am

Running out of time here guys :(

Trump please close the skies
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 17, 2020, 10:56:36 PM
James, your quarantine partner is you, love em
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 10:58:38 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 17, 2020, 10:56:36 PM
James, your quarantine partner is you, love em

Im going to die of the rona alone :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on March 17, 2020, 11:13:55 PM
Quote from: james on March 17, 2020, 10:50:55 PM
Gfs flight is at 740am

Running out of time here guys :(

Trump please close the skies
if your high flying life on the stonk market couldn't save it, sorry breh it's over

time for hit the gym
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 11:16:40 PM
Quote from: remy on March 17, 2020, 11:13:55 PM
Quote from: james on March 17, 2020, 10:50:55 PM
Gfs flight is at 740am

Running out of time here guys :(

Trump please close the skies
if your high flying life on the stonk market couldn't save it, sorry breh it's over

time for hit the gym

Well she doesn't know about that. I don't want her to want me for my money.

And my building closed the gym today until the rona is gone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 17, 2020, 11:41:25 PM
Quote from: Joe Biden on March 17, 2020, 10:03:52 PM
Oh sorry, I shouldn't have assumed.  Either way, you deserve love and you'll find it. I'm a believer in that.

She knows male gay sex workers too.  :doge

I still appreciate the sentiment. I'm pretty sure at this point I'm going to have to pester PD to find me Boyfriend Experience sites since FBI LOL shut all that shit down ages ago.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 17, 2020, 11:52:37 PM
I held off on dating after recovering from the flu because of all this covid stuff.

But then I saw a meme about how if you want to date a girl now you gotta be ready to be penpals for months first before the sex.


And unironically I thought, hey, that'd actually be really nice to meet someone and just talk to them for now and maybe some facetime and stuff and see if there's a real connection to build up before meeting and fucking.
Because of stuff, been working A LOT right now, but once things calm down a little I think I'm gonna get back active on the dating sites and be straight up in my profile that I'm just looking to talk and make a connection for now given the situation,

will see how it goes. Was hoping to meet someone this year and get married next year or two by 40, but was thinking Covid basically put off dating for 12-18 months so I wouldn't be able to get back into dating until I was almost 40. But maybe not. Maybe it's the best time to find true love  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 17, 2020, 11:52:56 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 17, 2020, 11:41:25 PM
Quote from: Joe Biden on March 17, 2020, 10:03:52 PM
Oh sorry, I shouldn't have assumed.  Either way, you deserve love and you'll find it. I'm a believer in that.

She knows male gay sex workers too.  :doge

I still appreciate the sentiment. I'm pretty sure at this point I'm going to have to pester PD to find me Boyfriend Experience sites since FBI LOL shut all that shit down ages ago.
PD's a family man man...don't tempt him back into the game.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 17, 2020, 11:57:46 PM
Quote from: toku on March 17, 2020, 11:52:56 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 17, 2020, 11:41:25 PM
Quote from: Joe Biden on March 17, 2020, 10:03:52 PM
Oh sorry, I shouldn't have assumed.  Either way, you deserve love and you'll find it. I'm a believer in that.

She knows male gay sex workers too.  :doge

I still appreciate the sentiment. I'm pretty sure at this point I'm going to have to pester PD to find me Boyfriend Experience sites since FBI LOL shut all that shit down ages ago.
PD's a family man man...don't tempt him back into the game.

I said find ME sites. Not find HIM sites. Besides when the hell did PD use BOYFRIEND experience sites? I thought he was strictly GIRLFRIEND. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 18, 2020, 12:04:26 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 17, 2020, 11:57:46 PM
Quote from: toku on March 17, 2020, 11:52:56 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 17, 2020, 11:41:25 PM
Quote from: Joe Biden on March 17, 2020, 10:03:52 PM
Oh sorry, I shouldn't have assumed.  Either way, you deserve love and you'll find it. I'm a believer in that.

She knows male gay sex workers too.  :doge

I still appreciate the sentiment. I'm pretty sure at this point I'm going to have to pester PD to find me Boyfriend Experience sites since FBI LOL shut all that shit down ages ago.
PD's a family man man...don't tempt him back into the game.

I said find ME sites. Not find HIM sites. Besides when the hell did PD use BOYFRIEND experience sites? I thought he was strictly GIRLFRIEND. :doge
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=47140.msg2811272#msg2811272

 ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: thisismyusername on March 18, 2020, 12:07:46 AM
Too bad there is no Uber right now because of Corona-chan. :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 09:29:56 AM
She left. Her flight was on time
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 18, 2020, 09:30:58 AM
can't run from this healing baby, time to clean that mirror  :-* :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on March 18, 2020, 09:35:48 AM
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/18/health/dating-during-coronavirus-wellness-trnd/index.html (https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/18/health/dating-during-coronavirus-wellness-trnd/index.html)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 18, 2020, 11:54:43 AM
Crowdsourcing an opinion :

Sending a short message to my work crush on LinkedIn (nothing flirty, just sending my thoughts as she's in work stoppage for the lockdown and maybe initiating a conversation) Y/N ?

Coronashit very much a lesson on you only live once, cherish the moment etc.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 18, 2020, 11:55:02 AM
N

LinkedIn is for professional networking, not for socializing. If you got someones LinkedIn that does not give you the all clear to start interacting with them through it for chit chat. You should have gotten her Instagram or phone number while you had the chance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 18, 2020, 11:59:34 AM
Quote from: shosta on March 18, 2020, 11:55:02 AM
N

LinkedIn is for professional networking, not for socializing. If you got someones LinkedIn that does not give you the all clear to start interacting with them through it for chit chat. You should have gotten her Instagram or phone number while you had the chance.

Tell that to the fuckers clogging my timeline with tepid Facebook-like shit.
:trigger

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on March 18, 2020, 11:59:36 AM
Quote from: shosta on March 18, 2020, 11:55:02 AM
LinkedIn is for professional networking

 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 18, 2020, 12:27:43 PM
Hard N for me.

LinkedIn isn't for that stuff.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 01:28:53 PM
GF landed in Vegas and says the flight was all very old people  :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 18, 2020, 01:30:58 PM
She's not your girlfriend, stop shitposting in this thread about her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 01:33:18 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 18, 2020, 01:30:58 PM
She's not your girlfriend, stop shitposting in this thread about her.

Shes my gf until I say she isnt you little fuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 18, 2020, 01:35:22 PM
Quote from: james on March 18, 2020, 01:33:18 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 18, 2020, 01:30:58 PM
She's not your girlfriend, stop shitposting in this thread about her.

Shes my gf until I say she isnt you little fuck

 :girlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 18, 2020, 01:35:58 PM
You're pathetic. Go back to gambling on share prices.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 01:37:01 PM
FACT CHECK

While she is gone I am in possession of all her worldly goods and her cats. I have all the power here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on March 18, 2020, 01:41:16 PM
Quote from: james on March 18, 2020, 01:37:01 PM
FACT CHECK

While she is gone I am in possession of all her worldly goods and her cats. I have all the power here.

She’ll return to the cat eating your corpse
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 18, 2020, 01:45:27 PM
Quote from: james on March 18, 2020, 01:37:01 PM
FACT CHECK

While she is gone I am in possession of all her worldly goods and her cats. I have all the power here.
you still own her pussy  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 01:46:19 PM
Shes on her connecting plane, which sits 130, and theres 11 people on board
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on March 18, 2020, 01:49:48 PM
Quote from: james on March 18, 2020, 01:46:19 PM
Shes on her connecting plane, which sits 130, and theres 11 people on board

Could have been 12 with you.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 01:59:39 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on March 18, 2020, 01:49:48 PM
Quote from: james on March 18, 2020, 01:46:19 PM
Shes on her connecting plane, which sits 130, and theres 11 people on board

Could have been 12 with you.  :doge

I dont fly spirit

 :nope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 18, 2020, 04:46:52 PM
In the grand GAFERA tradition, I'll now ignore all convergent advice and message my crush in LinkedIn.  :derp

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Nah you're all right. Would be dumb.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on March 20, 2020, 08:18:50 PM
*Someone matched*
*Someone sent you a message*
 :gladbron

*Get a four paragraph lecture about my two sentences message being all wrong, veganism and how she didn't need my validation because I said I liked her drawn autoportrait, that I need to do better and hopefully this will get through to me*

Lockdown is pretty hard heh ? :neogaf

Showed it to my ex, she had a good laugh too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on March 20, 2020, 10:35:31 PM
The sweetie and I got a hotel to spend the night. She's poly and her husband and child being at home makes romance and fucking not kosher. I live with family, so a hotel felt both felt goofy and naughty in its own right.

Tons of fucking (rawdog period sex at that too), she has a thing about sucking down cum every orgasm I have. Spent hours dry humping, grinding, fucking, saying we love each other. Never have gotten so many blowjobs in a single night.

Risking Coronavirus for this type of love and sex and passion is worth it. We both love each other intensely and dearly. Not having sore muscles from coronavirus, but from rough fucking instead, is quite pleasant.  :-[

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 20, 2020, 10:37:13 PM
I bet a lot of people are hitting up old exes or people they previously ghosted. I can’t imagine trying to meet someone new in this reality.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 31, 2020, 03:47:44 AM
Quote from: james on March 18, 2020, 09:29:56 AM
She left. Her flight was on time

Sounds like it was a little later in the timeline than it should've been.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on March 31, 2020, 02:54:15 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 20, 2020, 10:37:13 PM
I bet a lot of people are hitting up old exes or people they previously ghosted. I can’t imagine trying to meet someone new in this reality.

I admit to hoping that maybe my ex would hit me up during this, but it has been long enough that I doubt that's a reality.

I've been trying to meet someone new but like you said, it is a weird ass time. I matched one person on Tinder, sent a message and got unmatched. Matched 1 on Bumble, and she has sent nothing yet. Matched 1 on Hinge last night and we talked about tacos for like 5 minutes before I tried to get her to tell me what else she was into and she responded with "Italian". She was 22 and apparently came to visit and got stuck, the conversation died after that.

So yeah, not a great time to be single and wanting to get over someone!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on March 31, 2020, 05:27:25 PM
I disagree. Great time to be single and get over someone - plenty of thick conchitas willing to shove things in their ass for your money online
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 31, 2020, 05:35:24 PM
Yeah idk been smashn the fuck out my ex while both saying we’re not getting back 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on March 31, 2020, 06:51:52 PM
Quote from: riotous on March 31, 2020, 05:45:57 PM
Quote from: bluemax on March 31, 2020, 02:54:15 PM
So yeah, not a great time to be single and wanting to get over someone!

Maybe the bright side is you have less reason to feel down about the idea?  Hard to feel rejected when for the most part there is a built in reason for people to not date right now.

Yes, I suppose the bright side is that all the other single people are unable to move forward with their lives as well, so everyone is relatively stalled out. It's just hard to find other distractions or things to invest time into. I suppose I just have to assume everyone is going to be stupid horny whenever we can start going to bars again and use the fact that I've lost weight during all of this to my advantage?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on March 31, 2020, 06:54:57 PM
"the bright side is that everyone else is suffering as much as I am" is not really healthy because when things return to normal you'll get back to comparing yourself to them
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on March 31, 2020, 07:06:35 PM
Also true :(

I am still talking to my therapist and reading stuff on how to change my thought processes. I am not giving up on myself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 31, 2020, 09:21:41 PM
Low tier man problems, but how do you feel about other dudes making flirty comments on your so’s Facebook pictures or posts? Like saying she’s hot and whatnot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on March 31, 2020, 09:39:50 PM
Yeah they're tryna hit it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cheddahz on March 31, 2020, 09:43:07 PM
def. not the best time to end something because we weren't connecting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 01, 2020, 12:54:36 AM
Quote from: bluemax on March 31, 2020, 07:06:35 PM
Also true :(

I am still talking to my therapist and reading stuff on how to change my thought processes. I am not giving up on myself.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/fa/60/d3fa60e7e7d3fdf9e7c44b032f13b842.jpg)

Shinji, listen to me. From now, on you're on your own... You'll have to make your own decisions; no one can do it for you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 01, 2020, 11:13:26 PM
got hit with "I thought you were gay?"

F
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 02, 2020, 12:10:52 AM
Quote from: shosta on April 01, 2020, 11:13:26 PM
got hit with "I thought you were gay?"

F

time to put the far left literature and existential philosophy down and watch more anime
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 02, 2020, 12:30:40 PM
F
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on April 02, 2020, 04:34:57 PM
Matched on Tuesday with a girl on OKCupid, had a nice short conversation (we were both watching the same Twitch music stream).

Today she messages me and tells me she might have COVID, or at least pneumonia and said she's probably going to just sleep for a few days.

I hope for her sake it is not Corona and that she recovers quickly from whatever it is (and yes I told her this I'm not a jerk).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on April 02, 2020, 04:36:28 PM
Quote from: bluemax on April 02, 2020, 04:34:57 PM
Matched on Tuesday with a girl on OKCupid, had a nice short conversation (we were both watching the same Twitch music stream).

Today she messages me and tells me she might have COVID, or at least pneumonia and said she's probably going to just sleep for a few days.

I hope for her sake it is not Corona and that she recovers quickly from whatever it is (and yes I told her this I'm not a jerk).

Should have said, wanna share the load?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on April 03, 2020, 02:29:13 PM
Good news, she messaged me today! No worsening symptoms!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 03, 2020, 02:30:54 PM
(https://bristlesbabbles.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/2d4uneon_genesis_evangelion_0110bit-dualaudio-mkv_snapshot_15-36_2017-04-01_23-51-24.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2020, 02:46:19 PM
 :nsfw

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on April 03, 2020, 04:57:01 PM
Man, holy shit did i get played. :lol
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:'(
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I dunno if anyone still remembers but basically started dating a girl i met on a cruise. She seemed super into it and it was i who was a little sceptical at first. We kept dating, spend some nights together and did basically bf/gf stuff. This went on for about 3 months. Just as i warmed up a bit comes a 180 attitude change where she aint sure if she wants to commit but could still see each other. Im pretty chill with it, i mean sure, things change etc. I take some distance. Sounds pretty normal so far.

Now, after two weeks i pretty much had enough and started setting up dates. I told her i don't do exclusivity if shes unsure or does not want to continue etc. The response was priceless "Yeah, sure i can't ask that from you. We were never in a realtionship anyway so it does not matter". Now i dunno if she will come around or not and at this point i would not act on it even if she did.

I had casual flings and FWBs, what we two did was far more then i do in those situations. So believe me if i say that the illusion seemed very real.

Dunno if there's any point to this story but it kinda fucks with me that a woman can be so into you and still do a colossal attitude change all of a sudden. Never seen anything like this before.   
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 03, 2020, 05:47:54 PM
Sorry, Nabbis - yeah I've seen the total change in attitude from before... it sucks when it happens, I feel ya.

I assume since you two met on a cruise, that this was somewhat of a long distance situation? It's usually the long distance relationships where I've found the "change on a dime" attitude to occur.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on April 03, 2020, 06:28:36 PM
Yeah, thanks. Just gotta lower the expectations on stuff, i guess. I can really only blame this on myself in the end. It's a 3h train ride, but it would not have been a long distance thing for long though due to various reasons. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 05, 2020, 11:49:40 AM
you will make it out the desert mashallah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 05, 2020, 05:50:40 PM
Wow a match that actually messages. In a style not too dissimilar with some of the shit we do here. That one may be actually promising.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 06, 2020, 02:55:52 AM
OK, which one of you is catfishing Vom.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 06, 2020, 02:56:29 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on April 05, 2020, 05:50:40 PM
Wow a match that actually messages. In a style not too dissimilar with some of the shit we do here.
that is a HUGE turnoff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 06, 2020, 02:58:24 AM
fematra rides again!  :success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on April 06, 2020, 08:54:46 AM
Quote from: Raist on April 06, 2020, 02:55:52 AM
OK, which one of you is catfishing Vom.

Glenda.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on April 07, 2020, 07:55:10 PM
I'm going to take part in the quarantine equivalent of speed dating via CMB tonight. Wish me luck bros.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on April 07, 2020, 09:01:05 PM
Quote from: bluemax on April 07, 2020, 07:55:10 PM
I'm going to take part in the quarantine equivalent of speed dating via CMB tonight. Wish me luck bros.

Break the ice by saying you've been practicing for it on chatroulete.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on April 07, 2020, 11:55:41 PM
This whole thing was super weird and awkward, but I guess it wasn't too much different from going to a party where you don't know everyone. Just less booze.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on April 08, 2020, 12:29:17 PM
So... Cruise girls want to come over tomorrow. I don't understand why she wants to spend time and money on this. :doge Meh, women.

Already had my first Tinder date(yay) and it was a disaster. I had no chemistry with her and just froze my ass outside. Im not really feeling motivated to message my matches and try to set something up cause everything is closed and it's kinda creepy to invite them over first without seeing them. Skype or some other crap could work first but like i said, im not very motivated atm. Tbh this is a pain in the ass even if you match with people you like appearance wise, im glad i stayed out of online stuff before and just stuck to events/bars.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on April 08, 2020, 12:44:18 PM
I am absolutely not considering this time as a point when I'm gonna meet someone to date. I put on all my profiles that I am okay with just finding someone to talk to for whatever amount of time the conversation lasts. It's kind of a good low-stakes period to just converse and figure yourself out and what you might be looking for. Given that we are at least a month away from even a few things opening in California, this feels like the safest approach.

Also, of course I'm still getting through my breakup, so just putting myself out there with no expectations attached is helping.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 09, 2020, 06:49:09 PM
I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 09, 2020, 06:52:07 PM
bebps is high maintenance  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 09, 2020, 08:25:43 PM
Quote from: riotous on April 09, 2020, 06:54:25 PM
Rabbits live in cages and then you take them out to play outside if you aren’t a weird fecal freak.

They are fucking adorable too

Her photos are the rabbit running uncaged around eating all her stuff.

I’ve known two people with rabbits and their places always stank. They just don’t seem like good pets.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on April 09, 2020, 08:31:43 PM
They only live for two years. Deal with the rabbits or be alone!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on April 09, 2020, 08:37:31 PM
rabbits and ferrets are both :nope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on April 09, 2020, 09:07:51 PM
I dunno, this former coworker of mine has at least one rabbit and judging from her pics and vids on Instagram her place looks pretty clean. Actually thinking on it, another former coworker of mine had a rabbit as well and his place was very clean and didn't smell.

I think it just depends on the owner. My ex had 4 cats and if you didn't seem them or the cat furniture you wouldn't have known it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tripon on April 09, 2020, 10:52:36 PM
I had rabbits growing up, and I took care of a former roommate's rabbit for a couple of months. They poop like crazy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on April 10, 2020, 12:17:21 AM
Yeah I had a rabbit and they shit loads and piss everywhere whilst chewing absolutely anything they can get their teeth on, also when my one died the fit they have before they do is terrifying, wasn’t cool to see as a 12 year old.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 10, 2020, 02:07:18 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 09, 2020, 06:49:09 PM
I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 10, 2020, 02:08:44 AM
had some rabbit tacos about a month ago. a bit overpriced for tacos, but overall worth it  :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 10, 2020, 02:10:40 AM
Quote from: Raist on April 10, 2020, 02:07:18 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 09, 2020, 06:49:09 PM
I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

Cute rabbit ! Do you have any mustard ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 10, 2020, 03:27:57 AM
Quote from: Raist on April 10, 2020, 02:07:18 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 09, 2020, 06:49:09 PM
I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

Feel like chances of a second date are low if you eat their pet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 10, 2020, 05:04:54 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 10, 2020, 03:27:57 AM
Quote from: Raist on April 10, 2020, 02:07:18 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 09, 2020, 06:49:09 PM
I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

Feel like chances of a second date are low if you eat their pet.


Yes, BUT


Rabbits are delicious.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 10, 2020, 05:12:37 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 10, 2020, 03:27:57 AM
Quote from: Raist on April 10, 2020, 02:07:18 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 09, 2020, 06:49:09 PM
I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

Feel like chances of a second date are low if you eat their pet.
forget the girl, you're only in this for the delicious rabbit now  :drool rabbit>stank rona pussy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 10, 2020, 05:16:43 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/B8nbphJl8Cv/

 :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 10, 2020, 05:20:41 AM
I want some rabbit to eat now.  :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 23, 2020, 03:32:06 PM
Love can bloom on the battlefield but less so in a pandemic.

Quote from: VomKriege on April 05, 2020, 05:50:40 PM
Wow a match that actually messages. In a style not too dissimilar with some of the shit we do here. That one may be actually promising.

Not so promising after all. We exchanged a dozens or more messages initially (including Ghana pallbearers) but she didn't pickup on the last message. I guess I could try talking cinema because she loves it but honestly... Not really in the mood for it. Pen palling without any IRL meeting in sight (we're still 2-3 weeks away from restrictions being eased) is not motivating to me. Or it has to really click, which is obviously not the case here.

Quote from: VomKriege on March 18, 2020, 04:46:52 PM
In the grand GAFERA tradition, I'll now ignore all convergent advice and message my crush in LinkedIn.  :derp

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Nah you're all right. Would be dumb.
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I have to confess that 10 days later I did send a message, idle hands invite the devil and all that. Now in my defense, last time we met and discussed a bit I did suggest, if the lockdown was to last long I might drop in a message on LinkedIn for "professional news" and that didn't seem to bother her, quite the contrary. I kept it very simple, saying I kept getting work, hoping she was doing fine. She confirmed she went down south to stay in with her parents, thought I was really lucky to work while she was bored to tears, we wished each other well for the rest of the lockdown and left it at that. The employer we work at is currently planning on reopening (though they didn't officially told us so yet) so I could follow up but I'll wait to see if I get some planning there early May, I'd rather offer her a coffee. She did not suggest to take the discussion elsewhere so I'm lukewarm about a there being there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 23, 2020, 07:12:32 PM
Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on April 23, 2020, 07:26:11 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on April 23, 2020, 07:12:32 PM
Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

 :mindblown
Obviously keep some archive and info to report if need be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: StealthFan on April 23, 2020, 07:30:25 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on April 23, 2020, 07:12:32 PM
Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs
:pika
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 23, 2020, 08:34:35 PM
tinder incels need BBC  :doge

do they know your thebore.com account  :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on April 23, 2020, 09:07:20 PM
Quote from: bluemax on April 03, 2020, 02:29:13 PM
Good news, she messaged me today! No worsening symptoms!

Have not heard from her in awhile. No biggie. I did hit up this girl I matched with a long time ago and got some responses. I feel like if the lockdown wasn't happening I would see if she was free this weekend, so I don't really know where to go with it next, but I feel like a girl who tells you that the Tale of games are among her all time favorites is probably worth waiting for ;-)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 23, 2020, 09:21:20 PM
protect valk at all costs  :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on April 23, 2020, 09:25:16 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on April 23, 2020, 07:12:32 PM
Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs
Fuckin whoa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 23, 2020, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: filler on April 23, 2020, 09:21:20 PM
protect valk at all costs  :fbm

filler: a simp denied his message board date  :goldberg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on April 23, 2020, 11:02:15 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on April 23, 2020, 07:12:32 PM
Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

That's insanely creepy. Have you spoken with the police?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 24, 2020, 09:22:34 AM
wtf Valk


Quote from: chronovore on April 23, 2020, 11:02:15 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on April 23, 2020, 07:12:32 PM
Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

That's insanely creepy. Have you spoken with the police?

Yes, this x100
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 24, 2020, 10:52:07 PM
Dude I would shit myself so hard that’s scary
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 24, 2020, 11:17:50 PM
Quote from: ExoYZA on April 24, 2020, 11:06:38 PM
Sorry that happened to ya, val. Hope you're staying safe and being careful.

On a lighter note: I got the "miss you" drunk ex text for once! I was the recipient and I got to turn the bitch down. Felt so good! :rejoice
"I belong to da skreetz"  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on April 24, 2020, 11:19:26 PM
Quote from: bluemax on April 23, 2020, 09:07:20 PM
Quote from: bluemax on April 03, 2020, 02:29:13 PM
Good news, she messaged me today! No worsening symptoms!

Have not heard from her in awhile. No biggie. I did hit up this girl I matched with a long time ago and got some responses. I feel like if the lockdown wasn't happening I would see if she was free this weekend, so I don't really know where to go with it next, but I feel like a girl who tells you that the Tale of games are among her all time favorites is probably worth waiting for ;-)

Lulz, showed up to my friend's weekly Zoom happy hour. 10 minutes or so in... the lawyer lady joins. I messaged her on OKC and said "Are we in the same zoom happy hour?" and a minute later she asks "is there anyone named myrealname here?". So that's fun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 25, 2020, 02:08:06 AM
Quote from: ExoYZA on April 24, 2020, 11:06:38 PM
Sorry that happened to ya, val. Hope you're staying safe and being careful.

On a lighter note: I got the "miss you" drunk ex text for once! I was the recipient and I got to turn the bitch down. Felt so good! :rejoice

Have enough self-respect and self-esteem to pass on free pussy brehs :heh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on April 25, 2020, 05:25:18 PM
Quote from: bluemax on April 24, 2020, 11:19:26 PM
Quote from: bluemax on April 23, 2020, 09:07:20 PM
Quote from: bluemax on April 03, 2020, 02:29:13 PM
Good news, she messaged me today! No worsening symptoms!

Have not heard from her in awhile. No biggie. I did hit up this girl I matched with a long time ago and got some responses. I feel like if the lockdown wasn't happening I would see if she was free this weekend, so I don't really know where to go with it next, but I feel like a girl who tells you that the Tale of games are among her all time favorites is probably worth waiting for ;-)

Lulz, showed up to my friend's weekly Zoom happy hour. 10 minutes or so in... the lawyer lady joins. I messaged her on OKC and said "Are we in the same zoom happy hour?" and a minute later she asks "is there anyone named myrealname here?". So that's fun.

After sleeping on it, I don't really know what to do next or if I even do anything. Blech.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on April 25, 2020, 06:31:02 PM
Binging this guy's videos currently. Thought I'd drop this one here, since it seems useful. Ignore the title, most if it ends up being general advice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmMNhdP0IjI
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on April 25, 2020, 06:32:00 PM
Quote from: Rufus on April 25, 2020, 06:31:02 PM
Binging this guy's videos currently. Thought I'd drop this one here, since it seems useful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmMNhdP0IjI

Holy shit, I've been watching his videos too recently. I watched the incel related ones in particular.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 02, 2020, 10:59:01 AM
Been getting a few likes in OKcupid and a couple of matches who don't talk.
:yeshrug

With lockdown coming closer to being relaxed, I shot back a message to coveted coworker, had a response inviting more details. We'll see where this goes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2020, 11:39:33 AM
What have I missed in the last few seasons, brehs  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 02, 2020, 11:43:37 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2020, 11:39:33 AM
What have I missed in the last few seasons, brehs  :doge

lust, lies, and lamentations
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 02, 2020, 03:32:36 PM
p big cliffhanger with valk getting stalked irl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 03, 2020, 04:44:42 PM
Also shot back a message to that one OKCupid match straight out of the Laissez-Faire thread, she looks fine and we chatted a bit so no harm in trying.

Colleague is talkative and inpatient to go back to work. Did not pick up much beyond her overall pleasantness.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 03, 2020, 05:16:11 PM
she's impatient to get back to you  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 03, 2020, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: filler on May 03, 2020, 05:16:11 PM
she's impatient to get back to you  :-[

One can hope  :-[
I'm not sure but I guess there will only be one way to find out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 03, 2020, 05:24:23 PM
french-asian pussy  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 04, 2020, 08:31:56 AM
Laissez-Faire match was kind enough to reply me back and say she didn't feel the connection. It's rare enough to get some decent closures on dating apps so I'll take it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 05, 2020, 06:52:40 AM
I'm working at the right place this month. She'll keep me posted when she knows when her department restart post-lockdown.
 :vr
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 05, 2020, 05:17:48 PM
My princess and queen lady aka Yashskweela gave me a birthday gift of free-use this year, little knowing that this C19 thang was going on shortly afterwards!

Suffice to say, this lockdown
Has taken my cockdown
And free-use
Is just awesome: she hates it doggy, but I love it. AND THE FACT THAT SHE HATES IT, MAKES IT EVEN HOTTER, AND SHE KNOWS THAT. UGH DIRTY BITCHESXXXXX
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 05, 2020, 05:19:24 PM
king shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 05, 2020, 05:19:26 PM
you only get doggy as a special gift?  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 05, 2020, 05:42:10 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 05, 2020, 05:24:45 PM
What does "free use" mean?

So confused.

"Free use me in bed as you want", it seems.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 05, 2020, 05:55:54 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 05, 2020, 05:42:10 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 05, 2020, 05:24:45 PM
What does "free use" mean?

So confused.

"Free use me in bed as you want", it seems.

Thinking riotous concerns himself with petty matters like “consent”  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 05, 2020, 06:44:54 PM
congrats on the sex
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 05, 2020, 06:57:31 PM
Quote from: riotous on May 05, 2020, 06:12:44 PM
Eh... more like I've never really been in a relationship where that was an issue lol

I figured that might be what it was;  just.. wouldn't be personally interested in having sex with someone if it made them uncomfortable.  And if someone wasn't into something I was really into, well I likely wouldn't continue a relationship lol

Not everyone has reached your level, king.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 05, 2020, 07:05:11 PM
missionary is better anyway
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on May 07, 2020, 10:34:09 AM
this damn pandemic is pretty rough to deal with. haven't seen my gf since like mid march. which is already bad enough, but now we're barely talking to each other (she'll respond to my texts several DAYS after i send them). i mean, i get it. her dad is immunocompromised cause of the cancer, and she's being extra cautious, so that's totally fine. but i'm really not liking the severe lack of responses.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on May 07, 2020, 10:41:04 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 07, 2020, 10:34:09 AM
this damn pandemic is pretty rough to deal with. haven't seen my gf since like mid march. which is already bad enough, but now we're barely talking to each other (she'll respond to my texts several DAYS after i send them). i mean, i get it. her dad is immunocompromised cause of the cancer, and she's being extra cautious, so that's totally fine. but i'm really not liking the severe lack of responses.  :doge

She's probably just stressed as fuck dude, just let her have her space and chill, I'm sure she still loves you, your dick and not anime.

Plus your relationship has been going a while now so if she isn't being super needy great, means she trusts you and is comfortable and is worrying about other shit,

Worst case maybe suggest a zoom date and order food for the pair of you to eat on cam like a dinner party or some shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 07, 2020, 10:50:41 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 07, 2020, 10:34:09 AM
this damn pandemic is pretty rough to deal with. haven't seen my gf since like mid march. which is already bad enough, but now we're barely talking to each other (she'll respond to my texts several DAYS after i send them). i mean, i get it. her dad is immunocompromised cause of the cancer, and she's being extra cautious, so that's totally fine. but i'm really not liking the severe lack of responses.  :doge

Yeah that's doesn't sound good. Maybe try have a (video) call ? I'm not a big fan but that's the only crutch we have in those times of social starvation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on May 07, 2020, 11:02:19 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on May 07, 2020, 10:41:04 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 07, 2020, 10:34:09 AM
this damn pandemic is pretty rough to deal with. haven't seen my gf since like mid march. which is already bad enough, but now we're barely talking to each other (she'll respond to my texts several DAYS after i send them). i mean, i get it. her dad is immunocompromised cause of the cancer, and she's being extra cautious, so that's totally fine. but i'm really not liking the severe lack of responses.  :doge

She's probably just stressed as fuck dude, just let her have her space and chill, I'm sure she still loves you, your dick and not anime.

Plus your relationship has been going a while now so if she isn't being super needy great, means she trusts you and is comfortable and is worrying about other shit,

Worst case maybe suggest a zoom date and order food for the pair of you to eat on cam like a dinner party or some shit.

hey i'm not saying she's wrong to be thinking about other things! im not trying to be selfish here, i just worry if we're drifting apart.

Quote from: VomKriege on May 07, 2020, 10:50:41 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 07, 2020, 10:34:09 AM
this damn pandemic is pretty rough to deal with. haven't seen my gf since like mid march. which is already bad enough, but now we're barely talking to each other (she'll respond to my texts several DAYS after i send them). i mean, i get it. her dad is immunocompromised cause of the cancer, and she's being extra cautious, so that's totally fine. but i'm really not liking the severe lack of responses.  :doge

Yeah that's doesn't sound good. Maybe try have a (video) call ? I'm not a big fan but that's the only crutch we have in those times of social starvation.

well at the very least when she does eventually respond, we actually talk on the phone for a while, so there's that. but yeah we've been planning on doing a zoom session or something for some time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 07, 2020, 11:07:38 AM
Try to have that video call, it sounds you would be both glad to see each other.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 07, 2020, 11:33:20 AM
She’s boning her dad, breh. Sorry  :idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 07, 2020, 04:29:26 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 05, 2020, 06:52:40 AM
I'm working at the right place this month. She'll keep me posted when she knows when her department restart post-lockdown.
 :vr

It's on.
 :bluesteel

spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's probably going down in flames with "Fancy a drink some time ?" "Sorry, no." when all is said and done.

 :doge
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 08, 2020, 02:01:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv4UlBWu7EQ

 :pimp

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nachobro on May 08, 2020, 02:04:31 PM
and now patrice is dead, o&a broke up, and stupid vos and bonnie are still going strong :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 08, 2020, 02:11:18 PM
"she played one of the ho's on..."

"she was a method actress" :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 09, 2020, 04:26:01 PM
My wife keeps sending me post-workout sweaty booty shots  >:( :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 11, 2020, 11:50:17 AM
Said to my colleague I was up to have a drink anytime she would want to. It didn't kill the mood instantly (small victories).
It's her move to make now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 11, 2020, 01:25:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Sp8wokb.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 11, 2020, 05:46:26 PM
Deleted Tinder again. Wasn't going anywhere, it never does. Keeping OKCupid, for all its flaws it's still where I had the most (modest) success. Hoping I won't need it for a while.

Forced celibacy for cause of lockdown was easy to put up with, not much else to do than accept it... It helped I had someone to look forward to. But now it really starts to tingle. :lol Quality time after such a slow burn would be really great.

Can't put the two to tango cart before the horse, but I'm just glad I was able to be straightforward. I'm not the smoothest guy and I'm sure I could have cut that chase a lot earlier, but that's the less awkward proposition I've done in a long time. Just hope she won't get uneasy with me if she's not interested but there's nothing to do besides being gracious if it happens. I suspect she's too impeccably social and polite for that and I can do it just fine.

It's weirdly liberating to have no idea if she's interested or not. Bending your brain into bretzels over this is the worst.

Never too late to learn, I suppose.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 11, 2020, 06:35:30 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 09, 2020, 04:26:01 PM
My wife keeps sending me post-workout sweaty booty shots  >:( :(
:drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 11, 2020, 09:02:08 PM
https://twitter.com/A_Flawed_King/status/1260011334214639616

 :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 12, 2020, 03:16:40 AM
I'm not shunned.  :preach

Begun, the waiting game has. :vr
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 12, 2020, 11:35:07 PM
Watching a good friend throw away a four year relationship several months before the wedding because he doesn't want kids :stahp

I was talking to him about it but I think I may have come across as too judgmental. I know that not having kids is a perfectly valid choice but I also don't want him to convince himself he doesn't want it because he's "afraid of the responsibility", which is a common theme in his life.

edit: sent him an apology saying I support his choices and I know that he's probably thought about it at length already. it's just, fuck, what a fucking curve ball to throw at somebody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 13, 2020, 12:36:57 AM
Quote from: riotous on May 13, 2020, 12:18:01 AM
Better than doing that a year AFTER getting married.

Yeah. I never felt the urge to want kids probably because I'm a jaded decadent egotistical urbanite (I don't really want the responsibility as you said) and my partners were along the same line. It's possible I could be persuaded by the right person, perhaps. This is maybe the hugest commitment you can ask and equivocating about it while being lukewarm and reluctant sounds like a recipe for disaster where one (or both) parent(s) can end up bitter and jaded that their life was ruined.

I know parenthood is often said to be transformative and -judging from society- will turn OK-ish more often than not, but I'd rather be a manchild than a shit dad.

Men have this on easy mode because provided you're fertile you can still make that choice much later than most women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 13, 2020, 02:04:19 AM
Anyone can be a parent. Hell, most can get away with being a bad parent.

But how do you go four years in a relationship without discussing whether to have kids?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 13, 2020, 02:07:01 AM
They did. He changed his mind recently.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 13, 2020, 02:15:13 AM
Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on May 13, 2020, 02:07:01 AM
They did. He changed his mind recently.
Recently? Wonder if the pandemic changed his outlook or unearthed some anxiety shit. I bring it up as I have some family that are not handling this well; food for thought. Unless he’s already tossed this relationship in the bin with no hope of recovery it might be worth counseling/exploring.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 13, 2020, 02:39:58 AM
It wasn't the pandemic, he was depressed because he hates his civil engineering job and then he and his gf started having issues over some of his core personality traits (not goal oriented, unmotivated, kind of a slob at home) so he's just been trying to figure a lot out lately.

If he really doesn't want kids, I can accept that, it's just that I care about this guy a lot and this relationship has been an extremely high point in his life and the last thing I want is for him to end up suicidal again and not have a significant other to help him not feel completely alienated and alone. All because he was confronted with an opportunity for growth but chose the most radical option instead of really trying something difficult.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 13, 2020, 02:50:11 AM
you can't control other people and either he can change and be happy or he fundamentally can't change and then he should try to live his life the way that he wants to live it. either way it's not my place to try to intervene.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on May 13, 2020, 05:23:54 AM
:piss breeders :piss2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on May 13, 2020, 06:22:16 AM
Breeding :larry

Engorged, milk-filled breeder titties :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on May 13, 2020, 07:16:55 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2020, 06:22:16 AM
Engorged, milk-filled breeder titties :rash

literally the only positive side to having kids :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on May 13, 2020, 09:46:58 PM
My ex was an antinatalist, which is like next level of being child free. I'm old enough to where having kids at this point just feels like too much, I am okay with being the cool uncle or whatever. That and I don't want to pass on any of my mental health issues to anyone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2020, 10:00:25 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2020, 06:22:16 AM
Engorged, milk-filled breeder titties :rash

(https://i.imgur.com/juhyquF.gif)

Especially knowing 1. how much you bang and 2. how many kids your wife is popping out on a constant basis -- you're surely speaking from real tiddy-milk-drinking experience here  (https://i.imgur.com/QQJUwUJ.png)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2020, 10:01:57 PM
Tits are basically giant zit bags

Sorry ladies
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 13, 2020, 11:27:15 PM
same ones say titties gross, same ones get hard when kylo ren showed his big fat boobs  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 13, 2020, 11:40:39 PM
https://twitter.com/1future/status/1260669672371957769

 :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 14, 2020, 12:08:23 AM
Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on May 13, 2020, 02:39:58 AM
It wasn't the pandemic, he was depressed because he hates his civil engineering job and then he and his gf started having issues over some of his core personality traits (not goal oriented, unmotivated, kind of a slob at home) so he's just been trying to figure a lot out lately.

If he really doesn't want kids, I can accept that, it's just that I care about this guy a lot and this relationship has been an extremely high point in his life and the last thing I want is for him to end up suicidal again and not have a significant other to help him not feel completely alienated and alone. All because he was confronted with an opportunity for growth but chose the most radical option instead of really trying something difficult.
I think he's worried that if he gets completely settled into a particular career or relationship, then he'll lose touch with his friends and support network that he's had so far.

That's just what my instinct is telling me what with making sudden changes in life plans and not communicating that to anyone ahead of time.


Quote from: bluemax on May 13, 2020, 09:46:58 PM
My ex was an antinatalist, which is like next level of being child free. I'm old enough to where having kids at this point just feels like too much, I am okay with being the cool uncle or whatever. That and I don't want to pass on any of my mental health issues to anyone.

Read that as antianalist.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on May 14, 2020, 05:28:44 AM
I don’t post in this thread much (and haven’t been posting much on this site lately, mostly because I’ve been having health issues.) Anyway, I’ve been having some trouble in my relationship recently and just wanted to get some advice.

I picked up a side hustle because the virus has greatly reduced my income at work. Spouse has been very supportive of me and my health issues, but she doesn’t know about this side hustle and I’d prefer if she didn’t find out. Our relationship could be ruined by it (it’s not exactly legal) but I just think the extra income is absolutely necessary right now, so I’ve been sneaking around her back to do it. I do it because I love her and know we need money right now. I’ve made up excuses as to where I’m going to cover it up, and it seems like she’s been believing everything so far.

A few days ago, I was chilling with her when my cell went off (the cell for my side hustle, which she has no idea I own). I don’t answer and play it off, hoping she doesn’t make much of it. After that, I had to leave home for my side hustle, and I thought I’d come back at a normal time later that day, but I ran into some trouble at work and was gone for longer than I anticipated. SO had no way of reaching out to me during this time. Meanwhile, she’s trying to figure out where I’m at, and she gets her brother-in-law (who works for the DEA) to check my call logs to see if there’s anyway of finding out where I went or who called me earlier that day.

To avoid getting into hot water, I was able to play my absence off as part of this sickness that I’m going through. Something like a fugue state. Went to the hospital and the doctors even believed it. She’s relieved to be reunited with me, but mentions that she heard my phone ring and that the phone logs don’t back that up, so I must have a second phone. I respond by saying “what you heard earlier wasn’t my ringtone, but my alarm going off to remind me to take my medicine.” It seemed like a perfectly reasonable response, and she doesn’t call me a liar or anything like that, but that same day I notice she’s giving me the cold shoulder. She’s clearly upset but won’t address it. It’s been like this for a few days now.

I kinda just feel like—why don’t you just tell me how you’re feeling so we could hash it out? If you think I’m lying, just say I’m lying. If not, then tell me how what’s going on.

So anyway, do you guys think she’s a bitch too?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on May 14, 2020, 05:47:20 AM
Try breaking bread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on May 14, 2020, 06:02:59 AM
Should've just got a job at the dick sucking factory.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: EightBitNate on May 14, 2020, 06:10:09 AM
Quote from: El Babua on May 14, 2020, 06:02:59 AM
Should've just got a job at the dick sucking factory.

I heard you need a referral. Do you think your mom could put in a good word for me?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: El Babua on May 14, 2020, 06:28:25 AM
She said you have to link them to a video demonstrating your skills, preferably in this thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 14, 2020, 09:50:45 AM
You’re keeping a secret and now think she’s a bitch for being suspicious? Grow up, dude

Edit: just saw the breaking bad thread ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 14, 2020, 10:23:21 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 13, 2020, 05:23:54 AM
:piss breeders :piss2

:bow Breeder :bow2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfSUyRdLNVI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJJ-4Io4qvY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on May 14, 2020, 10:46:49 AM
Quote from: EightBitNate on May 14, 2020, 05:28:44 AM
I don’t post in this thread much (and haven’t been posting much on this site lately, mostly because I’ve been having health issues.) Anyway, I’ve been having some trouble in my relationship recently and just wanted to get some advice.

I picked up a side hustle because the virus has greatly reduced my income at work. Spouse has been very supportive of me and my health issues, but she doesn’t know about this side hustle and I’d prefer if she didn’t find out. Our relationship could be ruined by it (it’s not exactly legal) but I just think the extra income is absolutely necessary right now, so I’ve been sneaking around her back to do it. I do it because I love her and know we need money right now. I’ve made up excuses as to where I’m going to cover it up, and it seems like she’s been believing everything so far.

A few days ago, I was chilling with her when my cell went off (the cell for my side hustle, which she has no idea I own). I don’t answer and play it off, hoping she doesn’t make much of it. After that, I had to leave home for my side hustle, and I thought I’d come back at a normal time later that day, but I ran into some trouble at work and was gone for longer than I anticipated. SO had no way of reaching out to me during this time. Meanwhile, she’s trying to figure out where I’m at, and she gets her brother-in-law (who works for the DEA) to check my call logs to see if there’s anyway of finding out where I went or who called me earlier that day.

To avoid getting into hot water, I was able to play my absence off as part of this sickness that I’m going through. Something like a fugue state. Went to the hospital and the doctors even believed it. She’s relieved to be reunited with me, but mentions that she heard my phone ring and that the phone logs don’t back that up, so I must have a second phone. I respond by saying “what you heard earlier wasn’t my ringtone, but my alarm going off to remind me to take my medicine.” It seemed like a perfectly reasonable response, and she doesn’t call me a liar or anything like that, but that same day I notice she’s giving me the cold shoulder. She’s clearly upset but won’t address it. It’s been like this for a few days now.

I kinda just feel like—why don’t you just tell me how you’re feeling so we could hash it out? If you think I’m lying, just say I’m lying. If not, then tell me how what’s going on.

So anyway, do you guys think she’s a bitch too?

Nice copypasta - didn't read
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 14, 2020, 11:16:25 AM
Sounded way too exciting for us normal boritos.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 14, 2020, 04:30:13 PM
Well...

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 14, 2020, 04:31:29 PM
let yourself be excited about this person and show it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 14, 2020, 05:00:46 PM
Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on May 14, 2020, 04:31:29 PM
let yourself be excited about this person and show it

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Bless up for the advice.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 14, 2020, 10:52:10 PM
get dat asian pussy, king  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 16, 2020, 02:27:11 AM
Well that was a dud. Too bad.
We got super drunk in the sun and laughed. I'll have what I can take.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 16, 2020, 02:44:25 AM
a dud  ::) that sounds amazing, bb  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 16, 2020, 02:48:33 AM
Quote from: filler on May 16, 2020, 02:44:25 AM
a dud  ::) that sounds amazing, bb  :-[

https://youtu.be/4KHnL12Q0r4
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 16, 2020, 03:06:32 PM
vom n me like:

https://twitter.com/ohtuffy/status/1261330243933143040

https://twitter.com/sonnylami/status/1261385723116007427

https://twitter.com/sonnylami/status/1261452664711204865
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 17, 2020, 09:25:18 AM
Matched with a chatty one, guess the universe is providing somehow. We'll see. Keeps me busy for Sunday tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 17, 2020, 04:07:26 PM
Chatty one is socially conscious which is fine by me, I just was upfront I'm not an activist. It's a nice change of pace to be writing more long form messages (relative to messaging standards). Trying to steer the conversation on slightly less informal topics but still waiting a response on that. Either went to do other things in her life on a sunny Sunday and/or she is pacing the conversation. She said in her profile she's not glued to the app and she is obviously looking for not entirely shallow connections... I think she'd be the type to say if she was bothered. To be continued, perhaps.

Been shooting a few more messages into the ether.

There's nothing to pat oneself on the back for but honestly I feel I've made progress in approaching all this in an healthier, more pleasant way. I'll credit my most recent ex for that.

Feels good. Not as good as having sex but can't just decide on that one alone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 17, 2020, 04:09:05 PM
You voted for LFI, why are you trying to sabotage this by hedging on how left you are? :lol

Also, perhaps I'm misreading, but is there a reason you seem to be burying the coworker possibility? It sounds like you two had a nice date, although there might not have been enough flirting for your liking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 17, 2020, 04:18:59 PM
Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on May 17, 2020, 04:09:05 PM
You voted for LFI, why are you trying to sabotage this by hedging on how left you are? :lol

:yeshrug
There's more to actual activism than just voting. At heart I'm a pampered Parisian paper tiger who is more enamored with intellectual wankery. No harm in being upfront about that with people who obviously put a lot of emphasis on this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 17, 2020, 04:22:25 PM
I agree with that, I just think a more successful strategy is emphasizing that, while you're not much of a participant, you guys are like-minded ideologically and you appreciate the things that she cares about more than superficially. Find similarities not differences etc. One of the best bar memories I have is letting a girl go nuts for two hours about prison reform.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 17, 2020, 04:28:11 PM
Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on May 17, 2020, 04:09:05 PM
Also, perhaps I'm misreading, but is there a reason you seem to be burying the coworker possibility? It sounds like you two had a nice date, although there might not have been enough flirting for your liking.

When I said it was a dud, it really meant that I said I fancied her a lot and that she's not free / not interested in that way. Too bad, because she's really great and a mean drinker to boot, but can't get more straightforward than that. I wouldn't mind her being a friend. That's life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 17, 2020, 04:29:40 PM
:goty2 sorry vom
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 17, 2020, 04:35:57 PM
Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on May 17, 2020, 04:29:40 PM
:goty2 sorry vom

No harm, no foul and mostly painless. Hopefully we'll stay cordial (not too worried about that) but that's the level I'll keep it at from now on.

As I said could have maybe cut that chase sooner but I needed to be in the right headspace and be delicate about it. No regrets, it's not like I closed any option in the meantime and I never assumed too much.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cheddahz on May 17, 2020, 04:40:57 PM
when you've caught feelings for your fwb  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 17, 2020, 04:50:46 PM
Just an update from for anyone who cares. My wife is a nurse, so has been working but had always been home 4 days per week. I’ve been home first due to furlough but that’s now ended and it looks like I’ll be working from home permanently. This whole thing finally made my company come around to the idea. We got along great even with all the togetherness so we are both happy about it. I don’t actually care to work from home. It was always something I wanted us to do, but the reality wasn’t the same. But we are building a home office so hopefully that will change things rather than working on my laptop on the couch. So that’s exciting and we are happy to be spending even more time together.

I finally got to see the girlfriend when Texas began opening back up. I hadn’t seen her in 6 weeks and used to see her about 5 times a week. We didn’t used to talk much outside of that, but over the last year after my accident that picked up, but really took off through quarantine. Maybe it was me taking the whole thing and her for granted or denial, but I clearly enjoy and some level need her company and companionship. My wife and I had some talks about it because it is a big shift and we are all still good with it. And it was really nice to finally see her again. I honestly thought all of this might kill what we had, but it seems to have brought us all closer actually.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 17, 2020, 04:55:11 PM
Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on May 17, 2020, 04:22:25 PM
I agree with that, I just think a more successful strategy is emphasizing that, while you're not much of a participant, you guys are like-minded ideologically and you appreciate the things that she cares about more than superficially. Find similarities not differences etc. One of the best bar memories I have is letting a girl go nuts for two hours about prison reform.

I don't disagree but that's how the conversation started and text messaging has a flow of its own (where I don't excel at, but heh) that differs a bit from talking (or listening) over a drink. It wasn't just highlighting that bit, of course. Chatty one has a good vibe, I think. Let's see if that clicks enough we get to meet in person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2020, 04:58:14 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 17, 2020, 04:50:46 PM
Just an update from for anyone who cares. My wife is a nurse, so has been working but had always been home 4 days per week. I’ve been home first due to furlough but that’s now ended and it looks like I’ll be working from home permanently. This whole thing finally made my company come around to the idea. We got along great even with all the togetherness so we are both happy about it. I don’t actually care to work from home. It was always something I wanted us to do, but the reality wasn’t the same. But we are building a home office so hopefully that will change things rather than working on my laptop on the couch. So that’s exciting and we are happy to be spending even more time together.

I finally got to see the girlfriend when Texas began opening back up. I hadn’t seen her in 6 weeks and used to see her about 5 times a week. We didn’t used to talk much outside of that, but over the last year after my accident that picked up, but really took off through quarantine. Maybe it was me taking the whole thing and her for granted or denial, but I clearly enjoy and some level need her company and companionship. My wife and I had some talks about it because it is a big shift and we are all still good with it. And it was really nice to finally see her again. I honestly thought all of this might kill what we had, but it seems to have brought us all closer actually.

Wife...girlfriend...hold on I'm lost and must have missed something. What's going on fam.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 17, 2020, 04:58:51 PM
He's got a wife and a girlfriend
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 17, 2020, 04:59:19 PM
It's 2020.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cheddahz on May 17, 2020, 05:07:50 PM
Not everyone still lives like it’s 1978 like you do PD
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2020, 05:27:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_eey-0AHDs

 :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on May 17, 2020, 05:46:06 PM
"I got a wife on the side"  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2020, 05:49:58 PM
"Got a main bitch (And?), got a mistress (What else?)
A couple girlfriends, I'm so hood-rich" :titus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 17, 2020, 06:22:32 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2020, 04:58:14 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 17, 2020, 04:50:46 PM
Just an update from for anyone who cares. My wife is a nurse, so has been working but had always been home 4 days per week. I’ve been home first due to furlough but that’s now ended and it looks like I’ll be working from home permanently. This whole thing finally made my company come around to the idea. We got along great even with all the togetherness so we are both happy about it. I don’t actually care to work from home. It was always something I wanted us to do, but the reality wasn’t the same. But we are building a home office so hopefully that will change things rather than working on my laptop on the couch. So that’s exciting and we are happy to be spending even more time together.

I finally got to see the girlfriend when Texas began opening back up. I hadn’t seen her in 6 weeks and used to see her about 5 times a week. We didn’t used to talk much outside of that, but over the last year after my accident that picked up, but really took off through quarantine. Maybe it was me taking the whole thing and her for granted or denial, but I clearly enjoy and some level need her company and companionship. My wife and I had some talks about it because it is a big shift and we are all still good with it. And it was really nice to finally see her again. I honestly thought all of this might kill what we had, but it seems to have brought us all closer actually.

Wife...girlfriend...hold on I'm lost and must have missed something. What's going on fam.
The wife has let me explore since sometime in 2011. I started posting about it here a couple of years ago. I’ve been “with” this girl since 2015.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on May 17, 2020, 06:42:32 PM
you usually see the side piece 5 times a week!  :o

that's often more than I'd see my #1 if we're not living together. mupepe got so much strength.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2020, 08:48:58 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 17, 2020, 06:22:32 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2020, 04:58:14 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 17, 2020, 04:50:46 PM
Just an update from for anyone who cares. My wife is a nurse, so has been working but had always been home 4 days per week. I’ve been home first due to furlough but that’s now ended and it looks like I’ll be working from home permanently. This whole thing finally made my company come around to the idea. We got along great even with all the togetherness so we are both happy about it. I don’t actually care to work from home. It was always something I wanted us to do, but the reality wasn’t the same. But we are building a home office so hopefully that will change things rather than working on my laptop on the couch. So that’s exciting and we are happy to be spending even more time together.

I finally got to see the girlfriend when Texas began opening back up. I hadn’t seen her in 6 weeks and used to see her about 5 times a week. We didn’t used to talk much outside of that, but over the last year after my accident that picked up, but really took off through quarantine. Maybe it was me taking the whole thing and her for granted or denial, but I clearly enjoy and some level need her company and companionship. My wife and I had some talks about it because it is a big shift and we are all still good with it. And it was really nice to finally see her again. I honestly thought all of this might kill what we had, but it seems to have brought us all closer actually.

Wife...girlfriend...hold on I'm lost and must have missed something. What's going on fam.
The wife has let me explore since sometime in 2011. I started posting about it here a couple of years ago. I’ve been “with” this girl since 2015.

Does she get to explore too? Also how did you come to this arrangement. She suggested it, or you.

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would u be mad if she got a BBC  :doge
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 18, 2020, 09:13:47 PM
Neither suggested it. It was dirty talk for a long time, but I made the first jump and asked her when an opportunity presented itself and she said yes. We were also seeing each other for 3 years prior to getting together but weren’t exclusive. So we were already used to each other sleeping with others. She can explore too and has off and on throughout the years. But she hasn’t done it nearly as much as I have. Like less than a dozen times probably. And hell no I wouldn’t mind. That’d be hot

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 18, 2020, 09:20:27 PM
All these jokes over the years about mupepe fucking our girlfriends and - finally - someone here gets to fuck his wife :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2020, 09:36:40 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 18, 2020, 09:13:47 PM
Neither suggested it. It was dirty talk for a long time, but I made the first jump and asked her when an opportunity presented itself and she said yes. We were also seeing each other for 3 years prior to getting together but weren’t exclusive. So we were already used to each other sleeping with others. She can explore too and has off and on throughout the years. But she hasn’t done it nearly as much as I have. Like less than a dozen times probably. And hell no I wouldn’t mind. That’d be hot
:mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cheddahz on May 18, 2020, 10:02:10 PM
told fwb that i had caught feelings and she admitted she had too; probably should had known this was gonna happen (or that i was going to get hurt by it or whatever)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 18, 2020, 10:03:04 PM
that's a good thing, right? Just jump into the deep end
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 18, 2020, 10:40:11 PM
I live across from these two people who are frequently smoking on the patio together talking about life and philosophy and I want what they have
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cheddahz on May 18, 2020, 10:43:53 PM
Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on May 18, 2020, 10:03:04 PM
that's a good thing, right? Just jump into the deep end
think i'm possibly afraid of jumping into the deep end. was in a messy relationship a few years ago and have been slowly working from it since the beginning of last year. i was seeing someone for a short period of time at the beginning of the year and it just didn't work out, as we didn't really click and i don't want the same outcome from this (though i do really enjoy hanging out with this person)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 18, 2020, 10:54:01 PM
In my opinion, the difference is that you two have already been testing the waters with each other and there's no issue with compatibility. Just let it blossom into whatever it is, and resist the urge to try to hold your feelings back which is the normal dynamic for a casual relationship.

And having a good relationship will help you never think about that messy one ever again. Bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 19, 2020, 05:48:22 PM
Chatty one not so chatty anymore. Thread cursed or something :lol
(https://i.imgur.com/V7YD4aK.jpg)

I've been catching myself speaking more liberally about this with friends though, I'm a lot less defensive. Just need to find the right one to make the next step.  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 21, 2020, 06:26:56 AM
Had a bit of a spleen attack last evening. Not so much the specific turndown (colleague is as pleasant as she was before) but more the lack of a concrete prospect in the immediate. I think I'd be a wreck if I wasn't in an intense platonic friendship with my latest ex though in those moments it's hard to repress some phony hopes linked to that in those down times. I've got those... Maybe less than half a dozen times in a year. They always fade by the next day, as it did.

Good times tonight and getting drinks with friends all along the month should sweeten that rash until I finally click with someone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on May 21, 2020, 07:49:33 AM
It says right on Wikipedia that it is possible to live without a spleen
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cheddahz on May 21, 2020, 07:34:15 PM
fwb and i talked last night and we've decided to jump into the deep end
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on May 21, 2020, 09:16:12 PM
Quote from: Cheddahz on May 21, 2020, 07:34:15 PM
fwb and i talked last night and we've decided to jump into the deep end
Almost every relationship I’ve been in was the result of jumping into the deep end with a fwb. Interestingly the dynamic shift resparks some of that initial excitement and the ambiguity disappears and things just kinda get a little more comfy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 25, 2020, 04:09:54 PM
I thought that quarantine lockdown time was time to shine on OKC since I prefer long talks and getting to know people,

but man, I'm failing so hard at online dating right now. I thought this would be the one situation where people would be glad to write back and forth and not just chit chat little flirts, and I'm only even messaging people that like my profile and show an interest, but barely anyone messages back or every 24 hours they'll write a 5 word reply. Not much you can really do with a 5 word reply every 24 hours.

I just don't see the point of half-assed online dating messages right now. During normal times it can work where you barely write to each other with a little flirting and then after a day or two or three of that you say let's go on a date, and then in-person if you click you hook up, but since you can't meet in person and can't rely on that physical chemistry, in my mind the only reason to message back and forth on a dating site currently is to try to actually get to know someone. But it's just not happening for me.

Just making me depressed about dating/love and wanting to ignore this whole thing until Covid is done. It'd be really nice to connect with one person to chat regularly and not be so alone during all this, but it's just not happening.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on May 25, 2020, 04:14:49 PM
My ratio of likes vs real convos has also increased, which is pointless yeah. It especially sucks for me since I have to put real effort into texting conversations compared to real life and now even the opportunity for texting is rare.

I think the reason is that people don't feel romantic during times of crisis. I think I read that there is usually a decrease in marriage/births during recessions for that reason.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 25, 2020, 05:07:08 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on May 25, 2020, 04:14:49 PM
My ratio of likes vs real convos has also increased, which is pointless yeah. It especially sucks for me since I have to put real effort into texting conversations compared to real life and now even the opportunity for texting is rare.

I think the reason is that people don't feel romantic during times of crisis. I think I read that there is usually a decrease in marriage/births during recessions for that reason.

Yeah, I try to avoid conversations like "what are you up to? How was your day/week/saturday?" because no one is doing jack shit and it's not romantic to put people on the spot to talk about their boring day of work, eating and watching netflix.

Even talking about "how are you?" etc... is iffy because while some people would enjoy having an outlet to talk about how they feel with everything going on, a lot of people don't want to talk about covid-19 right now and their quarantine life because they get that enough every day and this should be an escapism from that. So gotta kinda judge it by the person/moment. Then again almost none of my conversations are getting this far anyhow.

I think people are just getting off to each other's profiles and no one wants to put the effort to talk right now.


But yeah, when this is over there's going to be a lot of single people who really want to date and will jump at the chance of meeting in person asap, so maybe it'll be a better dating field eventually.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 25, 2020, 06:43:17 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on May 25, 2020, 04:14:49 PM
My ratio of likes vs real convos has also increased
:playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on May 25, 2020, 08:56:17 PM
Of all the apps I've had the most long conversations with people from Tinder during this whole thing. Albeit most of them were either one day things, or Tinder passport people. But! A lady matched with me Wednesday night and was pretty chatty but I guess she's had to work this entire weekend so that's kind of a bummer. But she's also already given me her number, sent me voice messages and a random selfie and said she likes texting me. I guess I gotta remember that things aren't always going to progress at the ludicrous speed that things did with my ex.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 26, 2020, 03:17:06 AM
The bond with my latest ex is the strongest thing I ever felt. It's not always simple to grapple with that. That she is gracious about it is incredible to me. I can only be grateful for what I get already but it's just all joy all the time for me, I wish it would extend...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 26, 2020, 05:46:44 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 17, 2020, 04:50:46 PM
Just an update from for anyone who cares. My wife is a nurse, so has been working but had always been home 4 days per week. I’ve been home first due to furlough but that’s now ended and it looks like I’ll be working from home permanently. This whole thing finally made my company come around to the idea. We got along great even with all the togetherness so we are both happy about it. I don’t actually care to work from home. It was always something I wanted us to do, but the reality wasn’t the same. But we are building a home office so hopefully that will change things rather than working on my laptop on the couch. So that’s exciting and we are happy to be spending even more time together.

I finally got to see the girlfriend when Texas began opening back up. I hadn’t seen her in 6 weeks and used to see her about 5 times a week. We didn’t used to talk much outside of that, but over the last year after my accident that picked up, but really took off through quarantine. Maybe it was me taking the whole thing and her for granted or denial, but I clearly enjoy and some level need her company and companionship. My wife and I had some talks about it because it is a big shift and we are all still good with it. And it was really nice to finally see her again. I honestly thought all of this might kill what we had, but it seems to have brought us all closer actually.
Nicely done! I was hoping for an update.

Did Atra ever drop that toxic possum girl? Or is she still dropping him on the regular?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on May 26, 2020, 10:03:07 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 26, 2020, 03:17:06 AM
The bond with my latest ex is the strongest thing I ever felt. It's not always simple to grapple with that. That she is gracious about it is incredible to me. I can only be grateful for what I get already but it's just all joy all the time for me, I wish it would extend...

Be grateful for it. It's even harder feeling that way about someone who is completely removed from your life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on May 28, 2020, 07:06:50 PM
Quote from: bluemax on May 26, 2020, 10:03:07 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on May 26, 2020, 03:17:06 AM
The bond with my latest ex is the strongest thing I ever felt. It's not always simple to grapple with that. That she is gracious about it is incredible to me. I can only be grateful for what I get already but it's just all joy all the time for me, I wish it would extend...

Be grateful for it. It's even harder feeling that way about someone who is completely removed from your life.

I am. It's always so simple and she always gets my head clear and straight. We understand each other without having to speak and belabor things but if we feel like saying something we can and be constructive about it.

I mean obviously it's mostly the great eating and drinking we like to indulge with. But it's a nice bonus.  ;)

And I guess the (playful) Quixotic dynamic was always going to appeal to me on some level.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on May 28, 2020, 07:50:11 PM
Just finalized my divorce like 3 weeks ago and last week my ex had a premature baby and doesn’t know who the dad is. I dodged a fucking bullet there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on June 01, 2020, 10:56:32 AM
Been talking to this chick for a few weeks on bumble, and realized she had never once talked about work. I though maybe she was like living off her parents money or something (she is like my age though, not in her 20s) but she seems like a private person, so I didn’t pry.

Anyway, she later told me she plays poker for a living and just doesn’t like to talk about it to people. I was like “oh that’s pretty cool!” And she said “it really isn’t, I’m so sick of poker. It’s the last thing I want to talk about.” It sounds a lot less glamorous when you think about it as a job.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 01, 2020, 03:18:28 PM
Plot twist: it’s actually strip poker  :goty2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 01, 2020, 03:54:24 PM
Or a typo, she meant pokemon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on June 02, 2020, 12:40:42 AM
She also said she’d change my diaper. I didn’t even know it was like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 02, 2020, 01:08:48 AM
Quote from: kingv on June 02, 2020, 12:40:42 AM
She also said she’d change my diaper. I didn’t even know it was like that.

TVC RIP  :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 02, 2020, 11:36:49 AM
I miss my pamperchu updates.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on June 03, 2020, 01:39:44 PM
Quote from: Nabbis on April 03, 2020, 04:57:01 PM
Man, holy shit did i get played. :lol
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:'(
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I dunno if anyone still remembers but basically started dating a girl i met on a cruise. She seemed super into it and it was i who was a little sceptical at first. We kept dating, spend some nights together and did basically bf/gf stuff. This went on for about 3 months. Just as i warmed up a bit comes a 180 attitude change where she aint sure if she wants to commit but could still see each other. Im pretty chill with it, i mean sure, things change etc. I take some distance. Sounds pretty normal so far.

Now, after two weeks i pretty much had enough and started setting up dates. I told her i don't do exclusivity if shes unsure or does not want to continue etc. The response was priceless "Yeah, sure i can't ask that from you. We were never in a realtionship anyway so it does not matter". Now i dunno if she will come around or not and at this point i would not act on it even if she did.

I had casual flings and FWBs, what we two did was far more then i do in those situations. So believe me if i say that the illusion seemed very real.

Dunno if there's any point to this story but it kinda fucks with me that a woman can be so into you and still do a colossal attitude change all of a sudden. Never seen anything like this before.

Yeah, so, she's kinda my girlfriend now. Well, not kinda but in a factual sense. :lol

In retrospect i probably was a little too butthurt about her being unsure(women in a nutshell it seems) but i just kept seeing her after that and it went into a good place so to speak. Now im not proclaiming undying love and i did make it clear that i did not like to be treated like i was etc but i like her aside from that stunt so let's see what happens. There's some private details that i leave out of these posts but lets just say that it made her behavior a little more understandable, that said, im not going to put all my emotional energy into this at this point and time will tell if i should have let it go or not.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 04, 2020, 08:17:35 AM
Finally got a good match going on OKCupid, this is the best convo I had online in 18 months since I chatted with my ex. I mean we're already discussing food, what we eat, what we plan to eat and nerd shit. In my experience, this bodes well. Deffo my type too and barely 12 hours in she said it was pleasant to talk to me (ie unlike most other chats you get in online dating). We'll see where it leads.

Edit : Fuck I just noticed looking at her profile she got the same lampshade model than my ex. :lol It's IKEA so not exactly uncommon but you don't see it everyday either.
No signs but the ones we make ourselves but I'll take it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on June 04, 2020, 08:33:53 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 04, 2020, 08:17:35 AM
Finally got a good match going on OKCupid, this is the best convo I had online in 18 months since I chatted with my ex. I mean we're already discussing food, what we eat, what we plan to eat and nerd shit. In my experience, this bodes well. Deffo my type too and barely 12 hours in she said it was pleasant to talk to me (ie unlike most other chats you get in online dating). We'll see where it leads.

Edit : Fuck I just noticed looking at her profile she got the same lampshade model than my ex. :lol It's IKEA so not exactly uncommon but you don't see it everyday either.
No signs but the ones we make ourselves but I'll take it.

Vom are you trying to come out with a lamp fetish my dude? No shame here, sounds good dude!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 04, 2020, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: kingv on June 01, 2020, 10:56:32 AM
Been talking to this chick for a few weeks on bumble, and realized she had never once talked about work. I though maybe she was like living off her parents money or something (she is like my age though, not in her 20s) but she seems like a private person, so I didn’t pry.

Anyway, she later told me she plays poker for a living and just doesn’t like to talk about it to people. I was like “oh that’s pretty cool!” And she said “it really isn’t, I’m so sick of poker. It’s the last thing I want to talk about.” It sounds a lot less glamorous when you think about it as a job.

I know two people that are ex-professional poker players. You'd never guess by the normal lives they lead but they had real interesting stories. Maybe one day you'll hear some from this gal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 04, 2020, 03:19:06 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 04, 2020, 08:17:35 AM
Finally got a good match going on OKCupid, this is the best convo I had online in 18 months since I chatted with my ex. I mean we're already discussing food, what we eat, what we plan to eat and nerd shit. In my experience, this bodes well. Deffo my type too and barely 12 hours in she said it was pleasant to talk to me (ie unlike most other chats you get in online dating). We'll see where it leads.

Edit : Fuck I just noticed looking at her profile she got the same lampshade model than my ex. :lol It's IKEA so not exactly uncommon but you don't see it everyday either.
No signs but the ones we make ourselves but I'll take it.


Plot twist: it's actually your ex.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 04, 2020, 05:00:17 PM
https://twitter.com/PimpNotSimp/status/1268370429099433984
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 04, 2020, 05:35:14 PM
Quote from: Raist on June 04, 2020, 03:19:06 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 04, 2020, 08:17:35 AM
Finally got a good match going on OKCupid, this is the best convo I had online in 18 months since I chatted with my ex. I mean we're already discussing food, what we eat, what we plan to eat and nerd shit. In my experience, this bodes well. Deffo my type too and barely 12 hours in she said it was pleasant to talk to me (ie unlike most other chats you get in online dating). We'll see where it leads.

Edit : Fuck I just noticed looking at her profile she got the same lampshade model than my ex. :lol It's IKEA so not exactly uncommon but you don't see it everyday either.
No signs but the ones we make ourselves but I'll take it.


Plot twist: it's actually your ex.

:lol

There's a type, but no. I had dinner with my ex this evening on top of that.
She cut the chase short, asked if we'd rather meet IRL and we will have a drink tomorrow or Monday. I'm pumped, she sounds like she is too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 04, 2020, 06:00:25 PM
Let's hope you keep getting pumped then :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 05, 2020, 08:12:25 AM
Drinks with an option to eat. The deal keeps getting better all the time ! 
:tophat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on June 05, 2020, 08:13:51 AM
what you eating though? :phil
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 05, 2020, 08:28:44 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on June 05, 2020, 08:13:51 AM
what you eating though? :phil

Cheese, ham or fries, I'd guess. Anything else, depends how we'll feel like.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on June 05, 2020, 08:30:27 AM
sounds good man!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 05, 2020, 08:31:29 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on June 05, 2020, 08:30:27 AM
sounds good man!

Remember, consent is not optional even for ice cream.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 06, 2020, 07:28:30 PM
It was a surprising date to be sure. In some ways, exactly what I expected, in some not. She's dealing with some issues I'm not sure I can help with and may hinder the prospect of us being a good fit for something more serious. She is a self avowed Yellow Vest so there's a few discussions I'm wary to go down with though so far I didn't stumble on anything I'd find really heinous (she's a pacifist, a feminist, believes in extending basic human respect to Macron or his wife and everyone, and all herrings I pulled & probed seemed to point she's not racist.). No love lost for "SJWs" but well... Glass houses and stones and all that. Vibe is more anarchist, very class-conscious, but "lacking" the classical ideological infrastructure or jargon. She's an autodidact, rational, a skeptic. She got the smarts and she sounds better read in some areas than me.

I mean really, she's not that far from my wheelhouse or comfort zone but there's still a gap between "cynical and fatalist nominal leftist" and "apolitical and utterly dillusioned with institutions". She seems willing, maybe even eager, to listen, respect and engage though.

I like her quite a bit and so far it started as a very stimulating interaction intellectually. We chatted and texted quite a lot in a few days, it's obviously reciprocal.

Seems we're not on the same pace with regards to getting physical, perhaps. But we started on good grounds about being open about what we were looking for (as far as you can really tell), I'm sure that's something we can and will discuss frankly. For the moment I'm still in the initial delight of clicking with someone and the build up. So long as the dates are great I can obviously wait it out a little longer.

Monday we should meet for several hours, we'll see how it goes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 06, 2020, 07:32:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ScFU0UxKWA

:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 06, 2020, 07:48:40 PM
Anyone else just wanna go on date with Vom now to get read?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 06, 2020, 07:53:37 PM
read me like one of your french girls   :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 06, 2020, 07:54:12 PM
:clap
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 06, 2020, 07:57:30 PM
vom wishing he didn't quit smoking cigs rn
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 06, 2020, 08:05:01 PM
there are french people who don't smoke cigs?  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 06, 2020, 08:08:55 PM
Quote from: toku on June 06, 2020, 07:57:30 PM
vom wishing he didn't quit smoking cigs rn

Did I ever quit ?
She's a smoker too. So the bad breath thing cancels itself out.
Smokers turns me on, because I'm Gallic as fuck sometimes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on June 06, 2020, 08:09:40 PM
Quote from: filler on June 06, 2020, 07:53:37 PM
read me like one of your french girls   :uguu

hon hon hon hon
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 06, 2020, 08:12:08 PM
Quote from: filler on June 06, 2020, 08:05:01 PM
there are french people who don't smoke cigs?  :doge

Like everywhere in the West, it decreased a lot with current generations. Still pretty entrenched tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2020, 08:18:15 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 06, 2020, 07:48:40 PM
Anyone else just wanna go on date with Vom now to get read?

..."now?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on June 07, 2020, 12:22:45 AM
Quote from: ExoYZA on June 06, 2020, 08:21:50 PM
I'm not even sure how Vom would categorize me. He'd have oxymoronic pins all over the political spectrum.

same, but it has a bit to do with my contrarian streak
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 07, 2020, 02:12:46 AM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on June 07, 2020, 12:22:45 AM
same, but it has a bit to do with my contrarian streak

Definitely has those in spades.

Quote from: ExoYZA on June 06, 2020, 08:21:50 PM
I'm not even sure how Vom would categorize me. He'd have oxymoronic pins all over the political spectrum.

:lol
Politics isn't really big on my dating list usually -I always ended up with treading safe ground here without being out to do so- but I already know this looms large with her. We're starting to fly close to potential "wank mom" territory (as in "wank dad", not because of my horniness  :doge ) and I think that could be an issue at one point (for me or her).

Our temperaments meshed really well, all being said, and I really look forward to our next date. Maybe thirst is lending a hand in that, ngl.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on June 07, 2020, 03:18:04 PM
okay i have to ask. for those of you that are still some how going on dates (not with your GFs), how are you doing it? like...where do you even go during a pandemic where almost everything is closed?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 07, 2020, 04:50:15 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on June 07, 2020, 03:18:04 PM
okay i have to ask. for those of you that are still some how going on dates (not with your GFs), how are you doing it? like...where do you even go during a pandemic where almost everything is closed?

Outdoor tables for bars and restaurants reopened here this week. Parks too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on June 07, 2020, 11:19:19 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on June 04, 2020, 02:48:40 PM
Quote from: kingv on June 01, 2020, 10:56:32 AM
Been talking to this chick for a few weeks on bumble, and realized she had never once talked about work. I though maybe she was like living off her parents money or something (she is like my age though, not in her 20s) but she seems like a private person, so I didn’t pry.

Anyway, she later told me she plays poker for a living and just doesn’t like to talk about it to people. I was like “oh that’s pretty cool!” And she said “it really isn’t, I’m so sick of poker. It’s the last thing I want to talk about.” It sounds a lot less glamorous when you think about it as a job.

I know two people that are ex-professional poker players. You'd never guess by the normal lives they lead but they had real interesting stories. Maybe one day you'll hear some from this gal.

I actually went over to her apartment to go swimming with our kids (they’re about the same age). She is nice but really scattered. I can tell she had some serious problems with the father of her kid, and it’s really affected how her life as played out. Which is sad, but I think it’s trending towards friend zone or taking it verrry slowly. I’m not sure I’m ready to help someone work through their deep-seated issues even if they are kind and relatively good looking. She also owns multiple articles of clothing with camoflauge patterns.

Also, I met another woman that I’m extremely interested in. I tried to set up a hike for this last weekend, and she turned me down for a virtual date instead. We talked on the phone for almost 5 hours last night, and I’m completely fried from staying up way too late. She has been single for a long time raising her daughter alone, so again, it will be a slow process. But having been divorced relatively recently I’m ok with that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on June 07, 2020, 11:20:31 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on June 07, 2020, 03:18:04 PM
okay i have to ask. for those of you that are still some how going on dates (not with your GFs), how are you doing it? like...where do you even go during a pandemic where almost everything is closed?

Parks, hikes, and walks for me. Actually I like that because I think it’s easier to keep the conversation going if you are “doing” something instead of just like sitting there staring at each other.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 08, 2020, 06:28:57 PM
We're deffo into each other. ;)
And a lot of communication, which is something I aimed to be able to, already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 08, 2020, 06:35:04 PM
Good for you Vom, hope it works out for you.  :)

How the fuck do you end up at these topics on a date tho? Every date I had, just had the most inane chit-chat imaginable until both parties agreed or declined to fuck.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 08, 2020, 06:35:39 PM
Vom is the kind of person that writes theses on Ok Cupid

Respect tho, I'm the same way :vr
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 08, 2020, 06:40:51 PM
Quote from: shosta on June 08, 2020, 06:35:39 PM
Vom is the kind of person that writes theses on Ok Cupid

Respect tho, I'm the same way :vr

That way you will end up writing like a book‘s worth of messages to Benji and nothing will ever happen. Meanwhile, I will tell him that I like sports and other dumb shit. I will caress his morbidly obese body within minutes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 08, 2020, 06:44:14 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on June 08, 2020, 06:35:04 PM
Good for you Vom, hope it works out for you.  :)

How the fuck do you end up at these topics on a date tho? Every date I had, just had the most inane chit-chat imaginable until both parties agreed or declined to fuck.  :doge

She's mostly drove it here (or did she ?), though I also said I liked to listen podcasts about conspiracy shit, which obviously peaked her interest. She wears some of that on her sleeve too.

I dunno... I don't connect often but when I do it's always pretty intense.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on June 08, 2020, 06:45:31 PM
Vom's about to eat that ass like it's a three course meal :punch
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on June 08, 2020, 06:49:44 PM
What did you eat :phil sounds like a good date though that’s cool man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 08, 2020, 06:53:27 PM
Quote from: shosta on June 08, 2020, 06:35:39 PM
Vom is the kind of person that writes theses on Ok Cupid

Respect tho, I'm the same way :vr

My profile is pretty subtle and meaningless tho. (Maybe a bit bare in her opinion). I tried all types but I always feel a bit dumb and obscene writing walls of text and lists. Lists are the fucking worse, dreadful to read and really feel like parading and stretching thin whatever culture you have. And a lot of stuff feels trite. "I'm funny !" "I'm nice." Anybody can write that shit, I'd rather walk the walk than talk the talk.
:yeshrug

Hers was pretty good and complete without being too long, I already had some good idea of who she was beforehand.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on June 08, 2020, 09:22:28 PM
I prefer when a women puts enough on her profile to react to.

Really trite short profiles just don’t do anything for me, because I feel a need to write more than “hey there”.

I’m a 5’6” atheist leftist in Trump country, so I’m only getting by on either my income or my wit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on June 08, 2020, 11:15:07 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on June 08, 2020, 06:35:04 PM
Good for you Vom, hope it works out for you.  :)

How the fuck do you end up at these topics on a date tho? Every date I had, just had the most inane chit-chat imaginable until both parties agreed or declined to fuck.  :doge

Seriously, I think the most politics I discussed with my last gf was about consent and women's choice and that was sometime just before or after the first time we fucked. I think most first dates I'm just hoping the person isn't boring or crazy.

Quote from: bluemax on May 25, 2020, 08:56:17 PM
Of all the apps I've had the most long conversations with people from Tinder during this whole thing. Albeit most of them were either one day things, or Tinder passport people. But! A lady matched with me Wednesday night and was pretty chatty but I guess she's had to work this entire weekend so that's kind of a bummer. But she's also already given me her number, sent me voice messages and a random selfie and said she likes texting me. I guess I gotta remember that things aren't always going to progress at the ludicrous speed that things did with my ex.

So I asked this girl if she'd be up to do a FaceTime date, before she was busy with work , and she agreed. I texted her a few times the next week or so, and she would respond but the conversations were generally pretty short, as she was still swamped with work. Anywho its been 8 days now since the last time so I've decided to put this in the dead column.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 09, 2020, 10:56:31 AM
Quote from: kingv on June 08, 2020, 09:22:28 PM
I prefer when a women puts enough on her profile to react to.

Really trite short profiles just don’t do anything for me, because I feel a need to write more than “hey there”.

I’m a 5’6” atheist leftist in Trump country, so I’m only getting by on either my income or my wit.

My girlfriend's profile was pretty sparse, I think she just used the match.com canned text, with a bit of what she did for a living and some TV shows she liked. Not a whole lot to go on, but I thought she was real cute and lived nearby so I sent her a quick message how she got involved in her field, and after like 2 or 3 messages she was already wanting to talk on the phone and meet up. As we dated and got to learn more about each other, we discovered we have extremely similar values... and getting to discover that on your own instead of being presented with everything about a person from the outset felt much more rewarding.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 09, 2020, 11:57:00 AM
good vibes tiesto
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 09, 2020, 01:33:59 PM
Quote from: bluemax on June 08, 2020, 11:15:07 PM
[I think most first dates I'm just hoping the person isn't boring or crazy.


Boring, yes you should filter them out. Crazy though? I was dating a hot chick who I assume had borderline personality disorder. The most intense 4 weeks of my life. :lawd

You just need to make doubly sure to a) not get her pregnant under any circumsatances and b) not get involved emtionally and get out relatively quickly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on June 09, 2020, 01:41:45 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on June 09, 2020, 01:33:59 PM
Quote from: bluemax on June 08, 2020, 11:15:07 PM
[I think most first dates I'm just hoping the person isn't boring or crazy.


Boring, yes you should filter them out. Crazy though? I was dating a hot chick who I assume had borderline personality disorder. The most intense 4 weeks of my life. :lawd

You just need to make doubly sure to a) not get her pregnant under any circumsatances and b) not get involved emtionally and get out relatively quickly.
And don't forget c) don't lead emotionally vulnerable people on.

Du Lump. :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 09, 2020, 01:45:49 PM
It‘s fine, that was like 7 years ago or so. Simpler times where this kind of behaviour was just some good old fun.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I got out once I assumed that she wasn‘t just out there, but really had a personality disorder. :hmph
[close]

edit: She is doing fine right now, apparently she is a thot influencer on instagram
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 09, 2020, 07:47:34 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on June 08, 2020, 06:35:04 PM
How the fuck do you end up at these topics on a date tho? Every date I had, just had the most inane chit-chat imaginable until both parties agreed or declined to fuck.  :doge

Welcome to France :snob
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 10, 2020, 04:18:54 AM
Quote from: Raist on June 09, 2020, 07:47:34 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on June 08, 2020, 06:35:04 PM
How the fuck do you end up at these topics on a date tho? Every date I had, just had the most inane chit-chat imaginable until both parties agreed or declined to fuck.  :doge

Welcome to France :snob

Not entirely unfounded :lol

Had some work vexations yesterday so I said fuck it and decided to keep my Friday afternoon open to invite her and get quality time together before heading back into the mines. I'm confident it will be as great as we tease it to be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on June 10, 2020, 07:52:36 AM
Did someone have their account nuked again? I swear this thread had more posts yesterday.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 10, 2020, 08:33:56 AM
Quote from: Rufus on June 10, 2020, 07:52:36 AM
Did someone have their account nuked again? I swear this thread had more posts yesterday.

Yeah, top of page shriveled back or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 10, 2020, 11:18:43 AM
Looks like JayDubz is nuked
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 10, 2020, 11:31:31 AM
Innuendos via text  :jeb :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 10, 2020, 05:33:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/aCqiN8A.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 11, 2020, 05:08:36 AM
I'm seeking you : An agile pirate with an "intact canon" is looking for a fregate to plow.

Is that right ? :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 11, 2020, 05:11:03 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on June 11, 2020, 07:21:24 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on June 11, 2020, 05:08:36 AM
I'm seeking you : An agile pirate with an "intact canon" is looking for a fregate to plow.

Is that right ? :lol
To board, but - yes. :teehee

It continues:
If the hull is free of algae,
the ship was launched after 1968
and you're ready for a test sail,
please transfer your harbour's coordinates via email.

Drop me a line,
I have internet on deck.
PS: Adolescent ship's boats are no hindrance.

It's actually "Just write, I have wireless on deck" but I am now a poet, goddamnit.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 11, 2020, 11:07:21 AM
Gonna spend all afternoon with my date. :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 11, 2020, 02:03:57 PM
Germans, known worldwide to be helpless romantics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 11, 2020, 02:05:09 PM
Quote from: Raist on June 11, 2020, 02:03:57 PM
Germans, known worldwide to be helpless romantics.

Just like Hitler, this dude is Austrian :hmph
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 11, 2020, 02:57:26 PM
Same difference.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 22, 2020, 07:32:56 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 22, 2020, 09:16:19 PM
the world's changing, when would be a better time?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 22, 2020, 09:25:29 PM
Quote from: toku on June 22, 2020, 09:16:19 PM
the world's changing, when would be a better time?

When making out with a stranger doesn't run you the risk of destroying your lungs in a horrible death all alone within 3 weeks?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 22, 2020, 09:46:44 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on June 22, 2020, 09:25:29 PM
Quote from: toku on June 22, 2020, 09:16:19 PM
the world's changing, when would be a better time?

When making out with a stranger doesn't run you the risk of destroying your lungs in a horrible death all alone within 3 weeks?

Didn't know you had an ongoing illness =/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 22, 2020, 09:50:11 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on June 23, 2020, 02:36:33 AM
My female roommate went on a social distancing date last Friday Bebpo. Apparently they walked and talked 6 feet apart!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 23, 2020, 06:52:33 AM
Quote from: bluemax on June 23, 2020, 02:36:33 AM
My female roommate went on a social distancing date last Friday Bebpo. Apparently they walked and talked 6 feet apart!

I don’t think six feet would be enough distance for riotous-type individuals if you know what I mean  :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 24, 2020, 05:45:05 PM
Man, my date is complicated.  :lol
She went to a weekend, texted me she'd rather we be friends and that we were too different. A bit of a let down but heh what can you do ? Not surprising because she wanted to think after last time. Went to dinner with her tonight, we finished kissing while she was waiting her ride. Gonna be alone this weekend and I said I could come keep company, she likes the idea.

We're horny for each other but she doesn't want to change minds but we're deffo gonna be all over one another if I go to her place. It's a bit strange because I want to respect her agency but I think she wants me to take charge. She told me several times tonight she can't resist direct contact from my eyes.

I'll try to free up my Saturday regardless.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on June 24, 2020, 05:46:57 PM
There is a line between respecting her agency and being passive though. My advice: go eat that ass. :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 24, 2020, 06:04:48 PM
I'll offer to pass by Saturday. She has some time to think about it that way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on June 27, 2020, 05:21:44 PM
 :whew
It was a good idea.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on June 27, 2020, 05:23:55 PM
bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on June 28, 2020, 11:39:26 AM
My girlfriend booked a surprise Air BnB in the Smokey Mtns. for a few days to get my mind off of the bullshit in my life.  Packing my bags and not feeling sorry for myself for the first time in weeks. You know, I haven’t been great to her over the past few weeks, been to deep in my own head and too far up my own ass, but she is killin it. I gotta do better. Hopefully this change of scenery is going to help.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 01, 2020, 04:38:39 AM
Man my date is mixing hot and cold. She's got a lot of issues to work through (maybe too much that I'd want to enter a serious relationship... I'd like to help her out but more as a friend than living as a couple) and it's not easy to plan when we see. Her physical needs tend to yo-yo too when I've been horny as all hell after we connected so well sexually. She was a bit intimidated by me having a fun of dirty texting. I'm burdened under work anyway so I might have to wait 10 days before seeing her because she's cold feet on coming over and me not being at my best.

I don't know if this is something I can make with too long. I'm not priapic or anything but it's a bit frustrating for me that we're out of sync with the intensity.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on July 05, 2020, 11:55:02 PM
the meetup that i used to meet my current gf is apparently re-launching their monthly dating meetups ( :snoop ), and literally the only attendees are all dudes :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 06, 2020, 02:18:40 AM
:cody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 08, 2020, 05:42:43 PM
OK so there's a colleague (another) I always liked. I never was flirting, per se, but I'm always inspired to make her laugh which is how I hit on woman I guess and she is receptive. Never made a move because AFAIK she's living with someone. She called me for work, I made some good clown impressions on the phone and we had some banter, jokes and memes by text in the evening which included something about my childish humor being part of the charm. She's off work when I'll get there but she said she would very much like I keep texting her. You know... For memes.

I'm kind of an Uber Dunce, I certainly like to think I'm just THAT FUNNY but it really feels a bit like flirting.

Heh. Need to know where I stand with my current date first, I guess.

Never really thought I would have to deal with that :lol

TL;DR : Keep posting memes, Biritos, the supply is a great help at making my exs, current and perhaps future partners laugh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 08, 2020, 06:57:09 PM
they never like my posts  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 08, 2020, 06:59:58 PM
Quote from: filler on July 08, 2020, 06:57:09 PM
they never like my posts  ::)

Bless for the thumbs up support. fillerdity is important in love.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 08, 2020, 07:36:31 PM
french whores need to learn it's ass, cash, or likes  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 09, 2020, 04:52:29 PM
Colleague a lot quieter today. Maybe an outlier.
My guess : She suspects I'm into her, I do make her laugh a lot, she's got someone.
:yeshrug

Got a pretty good Saturday lined up anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 09, 2020, 07:06:22 PM
Some people just flirt naturally, as part of how they communicate. I'm completely devoted in my marriage, and I'm still a terrible flirt. It's driven by an unfortunate need for external validation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 10, 2020, 12:33:04 AM
Quote from: chronovore on July 09, 2020, 07:06:22 PM
Some people just flirt naturally, as part of how they communicate. I'm completely devoted in my marriage, and I'm still a terrible flirt. It's driven by an unfortunate need for external validation.

Yeah, that's me.  :doge Women :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 10, 2020, 09:16:49 PM
Today's her birthday and she hasn't said anything about the present I sent :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 10, 2020, 09:17:34 PM
Don't send presents to your exes if you two don't have a friendly relationship
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 10, 2020, 10:34:55 PM
Quote from: shosta on July 10, 2020, 09:17:34 PM
Don't send presents to your exes if you two don't have a friendly relationship

It's a thoughtful gift though she'll like it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 10, 2020, 10:35:47 PM
Don't be pathetic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 10, 2020, 11:01:46 PM
Can i get feedback from someone who's actually been on a date before
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Positive Touch on July 11, 2020, 12:12:57 AM
sending a gift to your ex who doesn't like you is pathetic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on July 11, 2020, 12:46:19 AM
you do you james
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 11, 2020, 01:18:45 AM
I only trust advice from the poster who lives with his ex-wife.

Do you get her bday gifts?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on July 11, 2020, 01:37:31 AM
que
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Positive Touch on July 11, 2020, 01:38:50 AM
my ex wife was a piece of shit, and she tried giving gifts after we split. i can tell you from personal experience that having someone you don't like try to worm their way back into your life with shit like this isn't endearing, it's fucking annoying and sad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 11, 2020, 01:46:42 AM
Quote from: TEEEPO on July 11, 2020, 01:37:31 AM
que

This guy who is apparently the only fucking adult in the room

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 30, 2020, 08:01:11 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 30, 2020, 07:33:26 PM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on June 30, 2020, 07:23:13 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on June 30, 2020, 06:49:44 PM
My ex wife’s sister in law lives in Arizona and she’s in a huge fight with her family who are insisting that her and her kids come to a huge family reunion in Idaho in two weeks. These are the dumbest fucking people alive.

Ex wife :fbm

:fbm

I didn't know this
it’s been like two and a half years. We still own a house together and are roommates 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on July 11, 2020, 02:00:04 AM
oh shit, poor steve  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 11, 2020, 02:03:19 AM
James, do you regularly talk with the ex? If no then she doesn't think you're an "adult", whatever that means.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 11, 2020, 02:41:27 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on July 11, 2020, 02:03:19 AM
James, do you regularly talk with the ex? If no then she doesn't think you're an "adult", whatever that means.

We text a couple of times a week
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on July 11, 2020, 02:42:08 AM
did she say i love you too?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 11, 2020, 02:50:12 AM
Quote from: TEEEPO on July 11, 2020, 02:42:08 AM
did she say i love you too?

Not since she said I love you but I'm not in love with you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on July 11, 2020, 03:10:36 AM
Quote from: james on July 11, 2020, 02:50:12 AM
Quote from: TEEEPO on July 11, 2020, 02:42:08 AM
did she say i love you too?

Not since she said I love you but I'm not in love with you
Are you in love with her?  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TEEEPO on July 11, 2020, 03:13:28 AM
fyi james fiona apple's new record dropped on 4/17

drown in your feels itll feel so good
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on July 11, 2020, 04:51:21 AM
Quote from: Positive Touch on July 11, 2020, 01:38:50 AM
my ex wife was a piece of shit, and she tried giving gifts after we split. i can tell you from personal experience that having someone you don't like try to worm their way back into your life with shit like this isn't endearing, it's fucking annoying and sad.

Depends on the amicability of the split. You clearly hate your ex but since James is on talking terms and all idk if a small thoughtful gift is a bad thing unless it's a loaded gift.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on July 11, 2020, 08:47:39 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on July 11, 2020, 04:51:21 AM
Quote from: Positive Touch on July 11, 2020, 01:38:50 AM
my ex wife was a piece of shit, and she tried giving gifts after we split. i can tell you from personal experience that having someone you don't like try to worm their way back into your life with shit like this isn't endearing, it's fucking annoying and sad.

Depends on the amicability of the split. You clearly hate your ex but since James is on talking terms and all idk if a small thoughtful gift is a bad thing unless it's a loaded gift.
Yeah, It all just depends on where you are post-relationship. I've never been in a position where I remain friends with an ex but I could see a small gift being appropriate in those circumstances. Though, be careful, you can't gift yourself to where you want to be with someone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 11, 2020, 09:26:36 AM
Quote from: Clockwork5 on July 11, 2020, 08:47:39 AM

Though, be careful, you can't gift yourself to where you want to be with someone.

I played Stardew Valley and I strongly disagree :expert
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 11, 2020, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: samir on July 11, 2020, 03:10:36 AM
Quote from: james on July 11, 2020, 02:50:12 AM
Quote from: TEEEPO on July 11, 2020, 02:42:08 AM
did she say i love you too?

Not since she said I love you but I'm not in love with you
Are you in love with her?  :-\

I care for her

Quote from: TEEEPO on July 11, 2020, 03:13:28 AM
fyi james fiona apple's new record dropped on 4/17

drown in your feels itll feel so good

Thanks but Im an Evaescence boy

Had this bad boy on repeat all day yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQsE53YkVU

Quote from: Transhuman on July 11, 2020, 04:51:21 AM
Quote from: Positive Touch on July 11, 2020, 01:38:50 AM
my ex wife was a piece of shit, and she tried giving gifts after we split. i can tell you from personal experience that having someone you don't like try to worm their way back into your life with shit like this isn't endearing, it's fucking annoying and sad.

Depends on the amicability of the split. You clearly hate your ex but since James is on talking terms and all idk if a small thoughtful gift is a bad thing unless it's a loaded gift.

Nah not loaded, just some tasty nuts from a shop near my moms house I visited last week



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 12, 2020, 04:44:53 PM
Man  :whew

The sex is really great with current date, with a couple of new things for me, and I honestly grew very fond of her presence (on top of the raw horniness that has been constant). She's a basket case of issues but attraction isn't always rational. We're a monogamous item now. Might see her in two days.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 13, 2020, 11:40:47 PM
Got a like on OKC today and it was someone who wasn't really my type, but she was into videogames, one piece, gaimen, punk and horror which made me think we'd have a ton in common and probably get along, so went to message her and she'd deleted her account  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 14, 2020, 11:57:43 AM
And after that happened decided ok, well since I'm on here again, I'll message someone who seems cool & attractive. Sent a message.

Woke up this morning with a notification that at 2am they'd matched back and sent a reply. Went to check and and it's gone.  :doge

Either they unmatched because I didn't respond fast enough at 2am when I was asleep, or they deleted their account. Welp, done with my 90 mins of dating effort this week.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 14, 2020, 12:02:16 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 14, 2020, 11:57:43 AM
And after that happened decided ok, well since I'm on here again, I'll message someone who seems cool & attractive. Sent a message.

Woke up this morning with a notification that at 2am they'd matched back and sent a reply. Went to check and and it's gone.  :doge

Either they unmatched because I didn't respond fast enough at 2am when I was asleep, or they deleted their account. Welp, done with my 90 mins of dating effort this week.

Or they unmatched because they had second thoughts (or were a wee bit drunk).

I know the struggle, comrade.

Personally I carpet bomb profiles with messages. About as efficient as the real life carpet bombing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 14, 2020, 12:07:08 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 14, 2020, 12:02:16 PM
Personally I carpet bomb profiles with messages. About as efficient as the real life carpet bombing.
https://youtu.be/N7FVmeJXwCY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 14, 2020, 12:12:13 PM
:trumps

It's generally short funny messages. Depends on the inspiration.
Would probably have a better rate with a less sparse profile and better photos (bis repetita) but heh... It is a number's game as they say. Though the person I'm seeing now had a profile I really could picture myself into. But those are pretty rare.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 14, 2020, 01:00:29 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 14, 2020, 12:02:16 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 14, 2020, 11:57:43 AM
And after that happened decided ok, well since I'm on here again, I'll message someone who seems cool & attractive. Sent a message.

Woke up this morning with a notification that at 2am they'd matched back and sent a reply. Went to check and and it's gone.  :doge

Either they unmatched because I didn't respond fast enough at 2am when I was asleep, or they deleted their account. Welp, done with my 90 mins of dating effort this week.

Or they unmatched because they had second thoughts (or were a wee bit drunk).

I know the struggle, comrade.

Personally I carpet bomb profiles with messages. About as efficient as the real life carpet bombing.

Yeah, when I'm hot & heavy into dating season I'll message like 5 people a night and within a week be talking to a dozen people and then narrowing that down to a few dates.

Not really dating atm, only occasionally logon and check out profiles of people who like me to see if there's anyone I should reply to.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 14, 2020, 01:20:10 PM
How do you get someone to match you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 14, 2020, 01:23:31 PM
Quote from: james on July 14, 2020, 01:20:10 PM
How do you get someone to match you

:goldberg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 14, 2020, 01:26:26 PM
Quote from: james on July 14, 2020, 01:20:10 PM
How do you get someone to match you

Post feet pics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 14, 2020, 01:27:26 PM
Quote from: james on July 14, 2020, 01:20:10 PM
How do you get someone to match you

Sell the dream. Let them find out the truth down the line.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 14, 2020, 01:29:03 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 14, 2020, 01:27:26 PM


Sell the dream. Let them find out the truth down the line.

Gotta be careful when to drop certain bombs though.

Smoker: you can tell that on a first date usually
Professional wrestling fan: At least three dates
Jerked off to Splatoon fanart: 50th anniversary
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 14, 2020, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 14, 2020, 01:00:29 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 14, 2020, 12:02:16 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 14, 2020, 11:57:43 AM
And after that happened decided ok, well since I'm on here again, I'll message someone who seems cool & attractive. Sent a message.

Woke up this morning with a notification that at 2am they'd matched back and sent a reply. Went to check and and it's gone.  :doge

Either they unmatched because I didn't respond fast enough at 2am when I was asleep, or they deleted their account. Welp, done with my 90 mins of dating effort this week.

Or they unmatched because they had second thoughts (or were a wee bit drunk).

I know the struggle, comrade.

Personally I carpet bomb profiles with messages. About as efficient as the real life carpet bombing.

Yeah, when I'm hot & heavy into dating season I'll message like 5 people a night and within a week be talking to a dozen people and then narrowing that down to a few dates.

Not really dating atm, only occasionally logon and check out profiles of people who like me to see if there's anyone I should reply to.

You've got a much better ratio of responses than me. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 14, 2020, 03:20:54 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 14, 2020, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 14, 2020, 01:00:29 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 14, 2020, 12:02:16 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 14, 2020, 11:57:43 AM
And after that happened decided ok, well since I'm on here again, I'll message someone who seems cool & attractive. Sent a message.

Woke up this morning with a notification that at 2am they'd matched back and sent a reply. Went to check and and it's gone.  :doge

Either they unmatched because I didn't respond fast enough at 2am when I was asleep, or they deleted their account. Welp, done with my 90 mins of dating effort this week.

Or they unmatched because they had second thoughts (or were a wee bit drunk).

I know the struggle, comrade.

Personally I carpet bomb profiles with messages. About as efficient as the real life carpet bombing.

Yeah, when I'm hot & heavy into dating season I'll message like 5 people a night and within a week be talking to a dozen people and then narrowing that down to a few dates.

Not really dating atm, only occasionally logon and check out profiles of people who like me to see if there's anyone I should reply to.

You've got a much better ratio of responses than me. :lol

Its bullshit, getting 5 matches takes 6 months at minimum
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on July 14, 2020, 03:56:24 PM
Maybe try expanding your range to a couple hundred miles.

Epstein Island gotta be pretty empty these days.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 15, 2020, 05:02:18 PM
So, been exchanging a lot with coworker but just memes and jokes. I guess if there's more there it will be said at one point in the future. She's a nice gal anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 15, 2020, 05:49:40 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on July 14, 2020, 03:56:24 PM

Epstein Island gotta be pretty empty these days.

I was wondering today how many years you'd have to wait to buy his NYC building (it's historical and shit too I think) before the perceptual stain is off. 25 years?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on July 15, 2020, 09:01:07 PM
Quote from: james on July 14, 2020, 01:20:10 PM
How do you get someone to match you

be hot and/or (i assume and is better) have a charismatic profile.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on July 17, 2020, 02:37:54 PM
Quote from: james on July 14, 2020, 03:20:54 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 14, 2020, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 14, 2020, 01:00:29 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 14, 2020, 12:02:16 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 14, 2020, 11:57:43 AM
And after that happened decided ok, well since I'm on here again, I'll message someone who seems cool & attractive. Sent a message.

Woke up this morning with a notification that at 2am they'd matched back and sent a reply. Went to check and and it's gone.  :doge

Either they unmatched because I didn't respond fast enough at 2am when I was asleep, or they deleted their account. Welp, done with my 90 mins of dating effort this week.

Or they unmatched because they had second thoughts (or were a wee bit drunk).

I know the struggle, comrade.

Personally I carpet bomb profiles with messages. About as efficient as the real life carpet bombing.

Yeah, when I'm hot & heavy into dating season I'll message like 5 people a night and within a week be talking to a dozen people and then narrowing that down to a few dates.

Not really dating atm, only occasionally logon and check out profiles of people who like me to see if there's anyone I should reply to.

You've got a much better ratio of responses than me. :lol

Its bullshit, getting 5 matches takes 6 months at minimum

Get fit/groomed or whatever, have a sense of style(if hopeless then ask someone to make one for you) and get a drone if you wanna go all out. Hire a semi-professional photographer to follow you into some activities or places to take and edit pictures. Smile in some pictures as well.

That's pretty much all the bandaid you can get aside from just being hot and/or having status when it comes to getting a match.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 17, 2020, 04:45:56 PM
Be hot
Or be rich

Gee thanks
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on July 17, 2020, 05:43:52 PM
Rich my ass. The drone is the only expensive thing here and was more of a joke or if you really want to be pedantic. The rest is essentially getting a proper haircut, buying clothes that fit(where some girl or guy friend with a fashion sense would help you with) and hiring some artsy dude to take a couple of photos of you. Would cost like 100e for that here if you hire a student. All of those is essentially what you should be doing anyway if you are serious about dating and a small amount of money for quality pictures is imo a good deal that would help you for a good while.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on July 17, 2020, 05:47:35 PM
what are you complaining about, you've got the James Fund™
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 21, 2020, 01:56:27 AM
Got rejected for first time this year  :fbm

Had my first nice phone date since Covid, was having a super shitty day and was not in the mood for it and stressing, but ended up being a really nice conversation for a couple hours about all kinds of stuff with good laughs and getting to know each other. Went into it really sleepy and low energy and left feeling energized and excited.

Then get a text a few mins later, that says talking to me is a challenge and they can see themselves having a hard time trying to keep up conversations and can see themselves getting overwhelmed and it would be difficult to date me.

Ending with "I like you, you're a sweet dude, but I know how it's going to turn out so I'm sorry"

bummer  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 21, 2020, 02:03:39 AM
I've actually gotten this a decent amount of times and it's always been with really shy introverted girls and we go on a date and I have a great time and think it went really well and then they say they were overwhelmed and run off. I stayed friends with one cool gal and we eventually hooked up later on and I asked her why she ran off and disappeared after our first date and she said she thought I was a cute boi and liked me but I was overwhelming.

This girl tonight said I "infodump" sometimes when I talk. Ie. like my posts on Bore when I talk about things.


The frustrating thing is that I was a super introverted shy kid for so many years growing up and couldn't date at all because of it. Now I've finally gotten better at that and have social skills, but deep down I still am super introverted and love my videogames, internet and books/movies. But now I'm too extroverted for introverted women and it scares them off and I'm too introverted for extroverted social women because I need a lot of time to myself for gaming and hobbies to recharge. I feel like I'm stuck in a weird middleground where no one likes me  :(

It's like I try to stay fit and attractive and people think I'm cute and attractive. I try to have a good personality and people think I'm cute and sweet. I try to have my stuff together and a social life and some varied hobbies and goals and people find that interesting. But I just suck at making it work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 21, 2020, 07:47:19 AM
Is the "infodump" more a thing that happens when you first get to know someone? If so, then it sounds like you've become too accustomed to the online dating experience where the guy basically has to treat first contact like a job interview.

If that's how you always are then it's okay, you basically are a normal person who just likes to talk. When two people decide to see if a relationship will form, they're basically taking a million preconceptions that they were taught or learned through experience about what they want romantically and throwing it all out the window to see if someone they barely know will be the right one to fall in love with. There's not a lot of logic to it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 21, 2020, 10:51:52 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 21, 2020, 01:56:27 AM
Got rejected for first time this year  :fbm

Had my first nice phone date since Covid, was having a super shitty day and was not in the mood for it and stressing, but ended up being a really nice conversation for a couple hours about all kinds of stuff with good laughs and getting to know each other. Went into it really sleepy and low energy and left feeling energized and excited.

Then get a text a few mins later, that says talking to me is a challenge and they can see themselves having a hard time trying to keep up conversations and can see themselves getting overwhelmed and it would be difficult to date me.

Ending with "I like you, you're a sweet dude, but I know how it's going to turn out so I'm sorry"

bummer  :'(

What percentage of the conversation would you say involved ranting about anime dubs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nabbis on July 21, 2020, 11:55:56 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 21, 2020, 02:03:39 AM
I've actually gotten this a decent amount of times and it's always been with really shy introverted girls and we go on a date and I have a great time and think it went really well and then they say they were overwhelmed and run off. I stayed friends with one cool gal and we eventually hooked up later on and I asked her why she ran off and disappeared after our first date and she said she thought I was a cute boi and liked me but I was overwhelming.

This girl tonight said I "infodump" sometimes when I talk. Ie. like my posts on Bore when I talk about things.


The frustrating thing is that I was a super introverted shy kid for so many years growing up and couldn't date at all because of it. Now I've finally gotten better at that and have social skills, but deep down I still am super introverted and love my videogames, internet and books/movies. But now I'm too extroverted for introverted women and it scares them off and I'm too introverted for extroverted social women because I need a lot of time to myself for gaming and hobbies to recharge. I feel like I'm stuck in a weird middleground where no one likes me  :(

It's like I try to stay fit and attractive and people think I'm cute and attractive. I try to have a good personality and people think I'm cute and sweet. I try to have my stuff together and a social life and some varied hobbies and goals and people find that interesting. But I just suck at making it work.

Sometimes unless it's super obvious or something then the "you talk too much" is just a red herring for "i don't find you attractive enough for reason xyz" imo. You did get that from a few other girls so maybe there is something to it. On the bright side since you understand that could be a real issue then it's already good as fixed if you put your mind into it. Though i am kinda skeptical. In my experience based on what i have seen with my friends or myself, when a girl really likes you and shows interest then you need to fuck up a lot more than just talk a lot for it to dry out. Either way, it's a bit shitty but overall not a huge issue so no need to feel too bad about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 21, 2020, 04:11:48 PM
Thanks, all helpful advice. And no we didn't get into anime dubs. There was a brief bit in the conversation where she said "and the reason I don't watch anime is..." without me mentioning anything about anime, and so anime dubs were not brought up :P

Quote from: riotous on July 21, 2020, 10:58:01 AM
Honestly sounds like maybe you are or at least were in that situation, a bit self absorbed Bepbo?  I don't mean that as an insult, but when people have totally different impressions of a convo than the person they were talking to, usually means they were focusing too much on themselves.

I witnessed that a lot watching friends try to date;  they weren't picking up on any social cues as they were too focused on themselves.  Sometimes it's a nervous thing and just a product of thinking you need to sell yourself like brwando said.

I'll take this to heart. I have trouble figuring out how to converse with people who are really shy and don't want to talk/open up much. I ask them questions and try to get them involved but there's often a lot of short responses & silence, so I tend to try to lead the conversations and tell them funny quirky stories on the topic at hand. With some people it works and they go along with me leading the conversation, but with other people it doesn't and you're right probably comes off self-absorbed.

Does anyone have advice on how to have good conversations with shy/introverted/anxious people? I'm shy/introverted/anxious myself and I don't know the answer. I thought the best direction was to just make a continuous effort to involve them and when I organized for a social anxiety group and hosted new member meetups that's what I'd do to try to get them to start to feel comfortable and have a good time, but I can see that coming off as pushy/overwhelming now, so I'm not sure how to do it. I've always felt that if you're conversation has a lot of silence it's not going well and there won't be a date #2. Maybe that's not always true...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 21, 2020, 09:20:17 PM
So my girlfriend discovered this thread and forum.

Pretty weird.

She would have joined as well...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 21, 2020, 09:38:07 PM
Does she like my posts? :uguu

Tell her I said hi :uguu

Congrats Rahx :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 21, 2020, 09:39:20 PM
This is a den of iniquity. Stay well clear.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 21, 2020, 09:42:15 PM
Rahx being successful in romance :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 21, 2020, 09:55:39 PM
No one said anything about successful.


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Just getting by like any other idiot
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on July 21, 2020, 09:58:47 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 21, 2020, 09:20:17 PM
So my girlfriend discovered this thread and forum.

Pretty weird.

She would have joined as well...

red flag
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 21, 2020, 10:01:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 21, 2020, 09:55:39 PM
No one said anything about successful.


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Just getting by like any other idiot
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I don't think there's any point to downplaying progress.

In a world where most news is bad, why not celebrate some wins? :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 21, 2020, 10:30:35 PM
Holy shit we could have a real live girl posting here?

BORK PLEASE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Positive Touch on July 21, 2020, 10:31:49 PM
better delete that posting history asap
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 22, 2020, 12:38:11 AM
does she like BBC  :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 22, 2020, 12:56:46 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 21, 2020, 10:01:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 21, 2020, 09:55:39 PM
No one said anything about successful.


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Just getting by like any other idiot
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I don't think there's any point to downplaying progress.

In a world where most news is bad, why not celebrate some wins? :)
Well I was more trying to be modest.

But she discovered this place a while ago and it's not excactly the best thing to happen. I've said a lot of crazy shit here. It would kind of be be like finding your husband's secret Nazi stash. Lots of questions about if you know the person or not. Pretty intense honestly. And also just kind of embarrassing to know the person your with cries about Final Fantasy a lot.

But I'm still trucking. I mean I've been a pretty fucked and out there person on this fourm, but you know all I can do is keep going and work towards better things, which I belive I am.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 22, 2020, 01:22:33 AM
 :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 22, 2020, 09:01:22 AM
It’s honestly probably a good set up after all the weird convos, no hiding aspects of yourself, just being true and present — good start for a relationship IMO
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 22, 2020, 09:07:52 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 22, 2020, 12:56:46 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 21, 2020, 10:01:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 21, 2020, 09:55:39 PM
No one said anything about successful.


spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just getting by like any other idiot
[close]

I don't think there's any point to downplaying progress.

In a world where most news is bad, why not celebrate some wins? :)
Well I was more trying to be modest.

But she discovered this place a while ago and it's not excactly the best thing to happen. I've said a lot of crazy shit here. It would kind of be be like finding your husband's secret Nazi stash. Lots of questions about if you know the person or not. Pretty intense honestly. And also just kind of embarrassing to know the person your with cries about Final Fantasy a lot.

But I'm still trucking. I mean I've been a pretty fucked and out there person on this fourm, but you know all I can do is keep going and work towards better things, which I belive I am.

Tbh if she didn't run screaming after seeing this place, she's more of a keeper than otherwise.  :obama
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on July 22, 2020, 09:16:44 AM
What's she up to these days?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 22, 2020, 01:20:37 PM
Quote from: riotous on July 22, 2020, 09:15:43 AM
Rahx to be known is a powerful thing.

My wife knows all of my dirty secrets and it's empowering.
:heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on July 22, 2020, 04:05:45 PM
Quote from: james on July 21, 2020, 10:30:35 PM
Holy shit we could have a real live girl posting here?

BORK PLEASE


Sophie: :pika
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 22, 2020, 04:52:18 PM
 :bow(https://www.resetera.com/data/avatars/l/5/5576.jpg?1509065418) :bow2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on July 22, 2020, 04:58:02 PM
Quote from: riotous on July 22, 2020, 04:12:42 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on July 22, 2020, 09:16:44 AM
What's she up to these days?

Playing vidya, looking cute, and waiting on me hand and foot as usual.

I knew about the hands, but your feet as well?

:nope
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 08:04:02 AM
I’m going full blown wizard this year and probably into next year as well.  :doge

Interpret that however you’d like.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 27, 2020, 08:14:04 AM
I've been wizarding it up for close to two years now. :jeb

(https://i.imgur.com/OM64JXE.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 27, 2020, 10:57:21 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 08:04:02 AM
Interpret that however you’d like.
OK.

Militia training in some forest.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 11:03:59 AM
Quote from: Rufus on July 27, 2020, 10:57:21 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 08:04:02 AM
Interpret that however you’d like.
OK.

Militia training in some forest.
:hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 27, 2020, 11:14:11 AM
 :ryker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 27, 2020, 11:25:26 AM
atra n possum pussy gonna save the white race  :gun :bernie :whew :juche :maduro
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on July 27, 2020, 11:30:21 AM
Quote from: Rufus on July 27, 2020, 10:57:21 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 08:04:02 AM
Interpret that however you’d like.
OK.

Militia training in some forest.

I forget, is Atra bi? That might not be so bad. :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 12:23:59 PM
Quote from: filler on July 27, 2020, 11:25:26 AM
atra n possum pussy gonna save the white race  :gun :bernie :whew :juche :maduro
She’s too busy doing hard drugs now...  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 27, 2020, 12:31:56 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 12:23:59 PM
Quote from: filler on July 27, 2020, 11:25:26 AM
atra n possum pussy gonna save the white race  :gun :bernie :whew :juche :maduro
She’s too busy doing hard drugs now...  :-\
:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 27, 2020, 12:43:19 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 12:23:59 PM
Quote from: filler on July 27, 2020, 11:25:26 AM
atra n possum pussy gonna save the white race  :gun :bernie :whew :juche :maduro
She’s too busy doing hard drugs now...  :-\
I know that feel  :-\ both being busy doing hard drugs and girls I care about being busy doing them  :mjcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 28, 2020, 11:14:37 AM
Apparently shes seeing someone new already

:fbm   :fbm    :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 28, 2020, 11:19:20 AM
Quote from: james on July 28, 2020, 11:14:37 AM
Apparently shes seeing someone new already

:fbm   :fbm    :fbm

Time to start doing some hard drugs  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 28, 2020, 11:48:29 AM
The three stages of a long-term relationship: You hope they don't die, you wish they were dead, you don't care either way.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 28, 2020, 04:59:52 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 28, 2020, 11:48:29 AM
The three stages of a long-term relationship:You do hard drugs together, You hope they don't die, you wish they were dead, you don't care either way. You wish you were doing hard drugs together
:pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on July 29, 2020, 09:18:20 PM
Yer boy bluemax has an honest to goodness in person date of sorts with a cute college professor this weekend. Matched with her on Monday, she responded to my message on Tuesday and we've been having a fun conversation the last couple hours. She mentioned buying some silly pants recently but not having worked up the courage to wear them to the store, so I took that and said "normally I'd say you should wear those on our first date but I don't know what that looks like right now." And then she responded by saying we could go to the grocery store (it is in an interesting part of town) and then people watch the weirdos afterwards.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 31, 2020, 01:03:55 AM
I get a lot of matches on Hinge with people who say they are "moderate" in political leanings.

Like I don't even understand what that means in today's political climate. Things are pretty heavily on "you are a fucking loon" or "you are rational and believe in science" and there's not a lot of grey area between.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on July 31, 2020, 01:07:59 AM
Quote from: bluemax on July 29, 2020, 09:18:20 PM
Yer boy bluemax has an honest to goodness in person date of sorts with a cute college professor this weekend. Matched with her on Monday, she responded to my message on Tuesday and we've been having a fun conversation the last couple hours. She mentioned buying some silly pants recently but not having worked up the courage to wear them to the store, so I took that and said "normally I'd say you should wear those on our first date but I don't know what that looks like right now." And then she responded by saying we could go to the grocery store (it is in an interesting part of town) and then people watch the weirdos afterwards.
"Do you believe love can bloom In a pandemic?"
"Yeah... I think it can."

:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on July 31, 2020, 03:14:27 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 31, 2020, 01:03:55 AM
I get a lot of matches on Hinge with people who say they are "moderate" in political leanings.

Like I don't even understand what that means in today's political climate. Things are pretty heavily on "you are a fucking loon" or "you are rational and believe in science" and there's not a lot of grey area between.

Whenever someone self-describes as moderate I assume they mean that they don't really care about politics.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on July 31, 2020, 03:25:03 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 31, 2020, 01:03:55 AM
I get a lot of matches on Hinge with people who say they are "moderate" in political leanings.

Like I don't even understand what that means in today's political climate. Things are pretty heavily on "you are a fucking loon" or "you are rational and believe in science" and there's not a lot of grey area between.

It's a new user thing. Kind of like how you wouldn't expect a virgin to say that eating ass upside down is what they want from a partner, even if that's what they believe in their heart.

At least that's been my experience, the SuperNormieLawl users I've chatted with turned out to be completely new to the online dating world.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 31, 2020, 03:46:13 AM
Interesting. I can see that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Oblivion on August 04, 2020, 12:18:50 AM
so here's a feel good story

some of you may remember that one chick i dated with the huge boobs, who i liked as a person but wasn't really attracted to her after a while? when we broke up it was pretty bad. we both had feelings for each other, but i wanted to break up, she didn't. it was pretty rough and it took a while to get over it. this was several years ago.

well, the good news is that she found someone else and is about to get married soon. i was concerned what was going to happen to her after we split, but seems she's doing great and better than ever.  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bluemax on August 04, 2020, 02:11:16 AM
Quote from: shosta on July 31, 2020, 01:07:59 AM
Quote from: bluemax on July 29, 2020, 09:18:20 PM
Yer boy bluemax has an honest to goodness in person date of sorts with a cute college professor this weekend. Matched with her on Monday, she responded to my message on Tuesday and we've been having a fun conversation the last couple hours. She mentioned buying some silly pants recently but not having worked up the courage to wear them to the store, so I took that and said "normally I'd say you should wear those on our first date but I don't know what that looks like right now." And then she responded by saying we could go to the grocery store (it is in an interesting part of town) and then people watch the weirdos afterwards.
"Do you believe love can bloom In a pandemic?"
"Yeah... I think it can."

:rejoice

It did not bloom. But that's okay.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 04, 2020, 04:04:51 PM
I matched with someone last night and wrote them something substantial, a couple hours later late at night they wrote me back something substantial but was finishing up Detroit and then passed out in bed. Went to reply this morning and they had unmatched.

Damn you David Cage  :goty

Also I feel if you reply at like 10pm or later, out of fairness, you really should give them until noon the next day to respond in case they’re asleep and not morning people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 04, 2020, 04:25:11 PM
When you send a bunch of highly personalized and interesting messages and get nowhere

:fbm

I hear the ticking of the clock
I'm lying here the room's pitch dark
I wonder where you are tonight
No answer on the telephone
And the night goes by so very slow
Oh I hope that it won't end though
Alone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 04, 2020, 06:16:09 PM
Current girlfriend is out on vacation for 2-3 weeks. Last talk we had she basically said we could/should look for other people. She's seeking someone special really, and she doesn't feel it's me (and I agree it's not someone I imagine bringing in or living with in any near future). That's basically splitting up but as long as we are single we can still have some fun if we want it, I argued.

She goes back and forth with me, we'll see when she's back. Not that I'll fuck someone else in the meantime (...probably) but I feel it would be a bit awkward despite the conversation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 04, 2020, 06:54:36 PM
she wants anal  :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 04, 2020, 06:59:12 PM
I agree with filler. You need to put it in her butt.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 04, 2020, 07:07:08 PM
Spit roast her like a corn on the cob at the state fair
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 04, 2020, 09:18:58 PM
I was telling my SO about a stupid name I saw (I see a lot of stupid names in my line of work) that was:

First name: [Mythical creature]
Middle name: [Thing associated with the mythical creature]
Surname: [Something the kid is going to have to spell for the rest of their life]

I couldn't give the kid's actual name so I riffed and arrived at:

Gorgon Stone Smith

But wait, it gets worse.

While saying the name I did an aside after Gorgon. "Gorgon--that's like a Medusa--" because I realized that I had unintentionally chosen a stupid substitute name and my SO replied incredulously, "I know what a gorgon is!"

This absurd exclamation is now a running joke used when someone knows what someone else is explaining. #intimacy #ActualFeelGoodStory
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on August 07, 2020, 01:58:02 AM
So my girl and I are back to LDR status for the next 8 months. For those who don't know (i don't post in this thread all that much), we dated for 6 months or so before she moved away for school. after a year and a half I said fuck it and moved across the country to be with her for the 9 months she had left in class. Last week I moved back to my home town and in with my mom to help her fight with cancer and keep her out of a nursing home while my girl goes through her residency program.

Despite this world's quest to kill my spirit, this time i refuse to drink too much in her absence. I refuse goddamnit.

Now excuse me while i roll this joint :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on August 07, 2020, 02:55:10 AM
James this is for you. Listen to it you inconsolable bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77R1Wp6Y_5Y
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 08, 2020, 06:14:40 PM
I think coworker-I-exchange-memes-with might be something. A lot of shooting the shit (for several hours today...) via text, she dropped an off comment about "her ex" and a couple of other things. Offered a drink tonight. Had plans already but seemed cheerful at the idea of doing that in a couple of weeks.

OKCupid mobile app gets worse every other month, Jesus.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 08, 2020, 11:58:55 PM
When will I stop missing her  :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Crash Dummy on August 09, 2020, 04:49:31 AM
had a pregnancy scare and after the initial shock wore off and it turned out to be a false alarm, i'm now thinking having a kid would be pretty nice (putting aside the current state of the world and the cultural stigma of a child pre-marriage). also not wearing condoms would be nice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on August 09, 2020, 06:14:39 AM
Quote from: james on August 08, 2020, 11:58:55 PM
When will I stop missing her  :fbm
When you stop thinking about her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 09, 2020, 06:15:32 AM
Quote from: james on August 08, 2020, 11:58:55 PM
When will I stop missing her  :fbm

You probably need a rebound.
Obviously the whole pandemic thing is a bit of an hindrance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 09, 2020, 10:10:37 AM
Quote from: james on August 08, 2020, 11:58:55 PM
When will I stop missing her  :fbm

When you redefine your life without her, learn to live for james again
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on August 10, 2020, 01:56:20 AM
My ex-wife that I just got divorced from like 3 months ago is now telling me she wants to get back together :-|

This devil dick is a fucking curse.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 10, 2020, 02:08:18 AM
Quote from: kingv on August 10, 2020, 01:56:20 AM
My ex-wife that I just got divorced from like 3 months ago is now telling me she wants to get back together :-|

This devil dick is a fucking curse.

You have kids together?

Either way, make sure to remember why you split in the first place. If that hasn’t been worked on, you’ll likely just fall in the same patterns again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on August 10, 2020, 02:17:34 AM
We do have kids.

She’s in therapy now. I basically told her there’s no way I’m moving back in right now and if she’s serious about it, keep working on that, and we can revisit it in a year.

Also offered to go to couples therapy if that’s something she wants to do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 10, 2020, 02:47:21 AM
Sorry about the divorce, breh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 10, 2020, 02:52:37 AM
Quote from: kingv on August 10, 2020, 01:56:20 AM
My ex-wife that I just got divorced from like 3 months ago is now telling me she wants to get back together :-|

This devil dick is a fucking curse.

Shosta told me this kind of stuff doesn't happen

There's hope

 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 10, 2020, 04:42:58 AM
Quote from: kingv on August 10, 2020, 01:56:20 AM
My ex-wife that I just got divorced from like 3 months ago is now telling me she wants to get back together :-|

This devil dick is a fucking curse.

Getting back together with an EX is like trying a pair of shoes on again that didn’t fit right the first time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 10, 2020, 12:04:54 PM
Broken in shoes :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Kara on August 10, 2020, 12:15:03 PM
If a relationship ended because one person became unbearable and they work on what made them unbearable first before any rapprochement takes place anything is possible.

Most people aren't capable of this level of self-awareness and impulse control, however.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 10, 2020, 05:01:59 PM
 :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 10, 2020, 05:22:41 PM
Quote from: filler on August 10, 2020, 05:01:59 PM
:tocry

What happened to your prison poon breh?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 10, 2020, 05:40:35 PM
one got out, one still in  ::) both still love me  :rejoice


not so sure I want to be with either of these broads  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: FatalT on August 11, 2020, 04:54:51 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 27, 2020, 11:30:21 AM
Quote from: Rufus on July 27, 2020, 10:57:21 AM
Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 08:04:02 AM
Interpret that however you’d like.
OK.

Militia training in some forest.

I forget, is Atra bi? That might not be so bad. :drool

He can’t be bi. He apparently dislikes gay people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 12, 2020, 08:38:18 PM
Oblivion will appreciate this: I’m seeing a girl with 36Js.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 12, 2020, 08:41:50 PM
 :hitler :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 13, 2020, 04:02:52 PM
Possum girl turned to hard drugs? Shocking!!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 13, 2020, 11:46:23 PM
I was having a nice chat with a girl on reddit and she's gone and nuked her entire account. It wasn't a new account either.

 :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 13, 2020, 11:58:51 PM
Lol you gonna get vanned
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on August 14, 2020, 05:02:31 AM
Did she nuke as you sent her splatoon art?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 14, 2020, 08:55:46 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 12, 2020, 08:38:18 PM
Oblivion will appreciate this: I’m seeing a girl with 36Js.

As a heads up, she reviewed and approved this picture. It’s NSFW:

https://ibb.co/SwLJrCt

Note the date on the bottom left hand corner, which is today. This is a Bore exclusivo! Don’t know how long this picture will last, seems like every free upload site is terrible.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 14, 2020, 08:56:50 PM
 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 14, 2020, 09:06:28 PM
Goddddddamn
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on August 14, 2020, 09:08:16 PM
 :salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 14, 2020, 11:40:49 PM
Godamn.



But also. How does that conversation go?

"look i post on a forum which has 17 men who 14 years ago posted on a video game forum that is now a maga forum and I need to prove to them that i can be in the same room as a girl so can i get a sfw titty pic to share  and don't worry ill let you know how many likes it gets but once again note that the ceiling is 17 and only if 4 of them log onto their alt accounts to also like the post "
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 14, 2020, 11:44:47 PM
He probably just said "mind if I show my boys how hot you are?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 14, 2020, 11:46:32 PM
Quote from: shosta on August 14, 2020, 11:44:47 PM
He probably just said "mind if I show my boys how hot you are?"

But that leads to the follow-up "when can I meet the boys"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 14, 2020, 11:47:09 PM
 :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 15, 2020, 01:51:00 AM
Quote from: shosta on August 14, 2020, 11:44:47 PM
He probably just said "mind if I show my boys how hot you are?"

Pretty much this. I showed her the thread and I said that it would really shake things up to post a picture of her. She was cool with it as long as she didn’t show her whole face. I was going to take the picture before she said “hold on” and showed her nipple. I cropped most of her face out, she looked at the picture, said it was good to go, and I found a free, anonymous image site and here we are.

Just enjoy the picture instead of overthinking it, james.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 15, 2020, 01:57:58 AM
lechita  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 15, 2020, 02:38:16 AM
Oh I'm enjoying alright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 15, 2020, 05:32:51 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/MeBRnWY.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 15, 2020, 07:20:10 PM
vom, the recent changes to OKC :lol (I last used it late last year) just kill your fucking user base :heh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 15, 2020, 07:42:59 PM
Quote from: shosta on August 15, 2020, 07:20:10 PM
vom, the recent changes to OKC :lol (I last used it late last year) just kill your fucking user base :heh

How could they make it worse than what they did?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 16, 2020, 01:45:13 AM
The person I was seeing confirmed her blessing to look elsewhere. I'm getting dinner with meme collecting co-worker this week.

Quote from: james on August 15, 2020, 07:42:59 PM
Quote from: shosta on August 15, 2020, 07:20:10 PM
vom, the recent changes to OKC :lol (I last used it late last year) just kill your fucking user base :heh

How could they make it worse than what they did?

They restricted the search and browsing (outside of the queue) options drastically on the desktop site, removed it entirely on mobile.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 16, 2020, 01:55:37 AM
It doesn't know what kind of app it wants to be when it had perfectly good strengths before (quality over quantity, search by match %) and now the paid option is some ridiculous fucking price
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 16, 2020, 02:50:19 AM
Post one good picture on fb after being AWOL for years and all kinds of women will come out of the woodwork to hit you up...  Hoe's Law.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 17, 2020, 11:32:56 AM
Meme Coworker asked me if she could invite a friend/another coworker.
 :lol

I guess there isn't anything there except that I make her laugh.
Back on cruising...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 17, 2020, 01:57:45 PM
fuck them both, vom! :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 18, 2020, 01:26:05 PM
Hypothetical boys

Say you've met this girl who is very likely to suck some sweet D

But also, she cannot fit into a rowboat.

Yes or no
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 18, 2020, 01:28:57 PM
Quote from: james on August 18, 2020, 01:26:05 PM
sweet D

:trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 18, 2020, 01:35:34 PM
Quote from: james on August 18, 2020, 01:26:05 PM
Hypothetical boys

Say you've met this girl who is very likely to suck some sweet D

But also, she cannot fit into a rowboat.

Yes or no

Yes for me but I like BBWs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 18, 2020, 01:37:42 PM
Quote from: james on August 18, 2020, 01:26:05 PM
Hypothetical boys

Say you've met this girl who is very likely to suck some sweet D

But also, she cannot fit into a rowboat.

Yes or no
Yes. A person like you needs to experience the shame of having your dick sucked by a gargantuan woman.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 18, 2020, 01:46:58 PM
Quote from: shosta on August 18, 2020, 01:37:42 PM
Quote from: james on August 18, 2020, 01:26:05 PM
Hypothetical boys

Say you've met this girl who is very likely to suck some sweet D

But also, she cannot fit into a rowboat.

Yes or no
Yes. A person like you needs to experience the shame of having your dick sucked by a gargantuan woman.

 :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 19, 2020, 07:11:33 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 14, 2020, 08:55:46 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 12, 2020, 08:38:18 PM
Oblivion will appreciate this: I’m seeing a girl with 36Js.

As a heads up, she reviewed and approved this picture. It’s NSFW:

https://ibb.co/SwLJrCt

Note the date on the bottom left hand corner, which is today. This is a Bore exclusivo! Don’t know how long this picture will last, seems like every free upload site is terrible.

I went down on her for an hour last night. She has pretty much unlimited sexual energy and can go forever. When she’s not with me, we come up with some amazing sexts and role playing via text.

I generally don’t like posting details but there was a positive reception here. So this is probably the last you’ll hear from me about her for a while.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on August 19, 2020, 10:42:39 AM
Girlfriend’s residency is in the middle of the desert in Arizona and it’s just total fuzz when we talk on the phone. This is going to be a hard handful of months. I’m fine with 90% of our communication happening via text while we are long distance but I gotta hear her voice from time to time

 :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 19, 2020, 11:10:51 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 19, 2020, 07:11:33 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 14, 2020, 08:55:46 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 12, 2020, 08:38:18 PM
Oblivion will appreciate this: I’m seeing a girl with 36Js.

As a heads up, she reviewed and approved this picture. It’s NSFW:

https://ibb.co/SwLJrCt

Note the date on the bottom left hand corner, which is today. This is a Bore exclusivo! Don’t know how long this picture will last, seems like every free upload site is terrible.

I went down on her for an hour last night. She has pretty much unlimited sexual energy and can go forever. When she’s not with me, we come up with some amazing sexts and role playing via text.

I generally don’t like posting details but there was a positive reception here. So this is probably the last you’ll hear from me about her for a while.

Mean
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on August 19, 2020, 09:10:11 PM
Quote from: Clockwork5 on August 19, 2020, 10:42:39 AM
Girlfriend’s residency is in the middle of the desert in Arizona and it’s just total fuzz when we talk on the phone. This is going to be a hard handful of months. I’m fine with 90% of our communication happening via text while we are long distance but I gotta hear her voice from time to time

 :existential

I know this is probably what you mean anyway, but are you using voice chat, or are you on an actual POTS? I find the sound quality is greatly improved when using robust voice chat applications such as FaceTime or Google hangouts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 22, 2020, 12:37:23 AM
Despite the new pic, I got shot down pretty hard on Instagram... turns out models don't lower their standards during a pandemic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 22, 2020, 06:53:03 AM
Quote from: shosta on August 16, 2020, 02:50:19 AM
Post one good picture on fb after being AWOL for years and all kinds of women will come out of the woodwork to hit you up...  Hoe's Law.

Turns out that old ladies wanting to pinch you cheeks and ruffle your hair doesn’t mean that they want your hog  :kermit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on August 22, 2020, 08:56:56 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on August 22, 2020, 06:53:03 AM
Quote from: shosta on August 16, 2020, 02:50:19 AM
Post one good picture on fb after being AWOL for years and all kinds of women will come out of the woodwork to hit you up...  Hoe's Law.

Turns out that old ladies wanting to pinch you cheeks and ruffle your hair doesn’t mean that they want your hog  :kermit

it's when they pinch your cheeks and ruffle your pubic hair that it means they want your hog.


spoiler (click to show/hide)
I hope james smashed that bbw
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on August 22, 2020, 10:35:47 AM
Quote from: chronovore on August 19, 2020, 09:10:11 PM
Quote from: Clockwork5 on August 19, 2020, 10:42:39 AM
Girlfriend’s residency is in the middle of the desert in Arizona and it’s just total fuzz when we talk on the phone. This is going to be a hard handful of months. I’m fine with 90% of our communication happening via text while we are long distance but I gotta hear her voice from time to time

 :existential

I know this is probably what you mean anyway, but are you using voice chat, or are you on an actual POTS? I find the sound quality is greatly improved when using robust voice chat applications such as FaceTime or Google hangouts.

She doesnt have WiFi yet as it is both expensive and slow. She is on a Navajo reservation so her options are super limited. We were actually going to go without FaceTime because the best internet she can get is like 5 mgbt download for $75 per month. But I might just pay her damn bill so I can chat with her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 24, 2020, 02:39:49 AM
I fucked up so vad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 24, 2020, 03:02:34 AM
Quote from: shosta on August 24, 2020, 02:39:49 AM
I fucked up so vad

What happened shosty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 24, 2020, 03:17:37 AM
did shosty rape ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 24, 2020, 10:20:17 AM
Shondy trying to trick us to follow his stank ass to the discord for the deets  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 24, 2020, 11:13:47 AM
Quote from: riotous on August 24, 2020, 10:25:05 AM
My guess: he jerked off too much and then got a bootie call.

My guess: he jerked off too much and then his momma called
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 24, 2020, 01:54:34 PM
the only jerkoff around here is me :goty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 25, 2020, 02:38:43 PM
Shot my shot with a guy from the office building.
He asked me out, so I have a date tomorrow!

I hope he cums on my face before the clock hits midnight and I turn into a werewolf.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on August 25, 2020, 02:42:57 PM
the french connection 👀
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 25, 2020, 04:01:25 PM
happy breeding, valk!  :heart


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ybWhE1r-eU

 ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 25, 2020, 05:59:53 PM
Quote from: shosta on August 25, 2020, 02:42:57 PM
the french connection 👀

 :ryker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 26, 2020, 06:48:34 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 25, 2020, 02:38:43 PM
Shot my shot with a guy from the office building.
He asked me out, so I have a date tomorrow!

I hope he cums on my face before the clock hits midnight and I turn into a werewolf.


Yes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on August 26, 2020, 07:03:12 PM
Made it past the first month of this stint of LDR status. Milestones are what get you through this bullshit. Although, for some reason it’s a little easier this time after being locked down with her for four months  :doge

Not really, I miss her like crazy. We are meeting up over labor day weekend though, just around the corner. Couldn’t come too soon, I’ve made it past the “furiously masterbating” stage and have reached “masterbation is kinda boring” stage. But I must be strong, the real thing is around the corner. I’m not drinking too much in her absence either so there is that too!
 :rejoice

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 26, 2020, 09:13:16 PM
Quote from: Clockwork5 on August 26, 2020, 07:03:12 PM
Couldn’t come too soon

She might disagree
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 27, 2020, 12:43:59 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 26, 2020, 06:48:34 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 25, 2020, 02:38:43 PM
Shot my shot with a guy from the office building.
He asked me out, so I have a date tomorrow!

I hope he cums on my face before the clock hits midnight and I turn into a werewolf.


Yes.

Pics or it didn’t happen  ::)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Congrats on the breeding  :hump
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 27, 2020, 12:51:40 AM
Quote from: james on August 18, 2020, 01:26:05 PM
Hypothetical boys

Say you've met this girl who is very likely to suck some sweet D

But also, she cannot fit into a rowboat.

Yes or no

In the desert even a cactus is a flower
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 27, 2020, 04:21:34 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on August 26, 2020, 06:48:34 PM
Yes.

Good.
I mean, having a forum werewolf would be kinda cool, probably not at the expense of losing a fine woman tho. Enough hairy sausage to go around.

Otherwise seeing my current / ex / hookup ? on Saturday. I'm not too worried that after a month we might both be in the mood for release. Honestly happy as a boy to see her again after our last date was torpedoed by Corona. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 27, 2020, 04:28:30 AM
Or Haarigewurst, as Bismarkie calls it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 29, 2020, 07:48:40 PM
Lately I want to talk to people because of the social aspect, but I don't know how to take to people anymore  :'(

I see a cute girl and I'm like I could try to match with her or send her a message, but if she replies it's like I don't what to talk about anymore. I have no life and not doing anything besides full time work, cooking and cleaning/housework, working out, consuming entertainment and posting here  :'(

I feel kinda embarrassed/low confidence to talk about myself/life atm because normally in dating talk I'm selling myself to try to appeal to the other person.


I know I could like stop consuming media for a bit and take some online classes, devote myself to some goal so I'm doing something with my life outside work atm to have something to talk about and not seem as pathetic, but just too lazy/depressed to do anything. Just waiting for the world to get past covid and pick up a life again so I have something to talk about on dates. Which I get is wrong, because you've had a whole of experiences and philosophies and interests and you should be able to talk for months with someone about everything until now, but I feel like I mostly know about videogames and no one wants to talk about that stuff so yeah...

idk just in a funk.

I don't know almost anyone else who lives alone right now and it's definitely a bit tough even for an introvert. Just been a long time in isolation already.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on August 29, 2020, 07:52:08 PM
Second date on Wednesday! :-*

idk if this is dating or just fwb though.
But I get attention and dick, so it's good enough for me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on August 30, 2020, 03:13:52 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 29, 2020, 07:48:40 PM
Lately I want to talk to people because of the social aspect, but I don't know how to take to people anymore  :'(

I see a cute girl and I'm like I could try to match with her or send her a message, but if she replies it's like I don't what to talk about anymore. I have no life and not doing anything besides full time work, cooking and cleaning/housework, working out, consuming entertainment and posting here  :'(

I feel kinda embarrassed/low confidence to talk about myself/life atm because normally in dating talk I'm selling myself to try to appeal to the other person.


I know I could like stop consuming media for a bit and take some online classes, devote myself to some goal so I'm doing something with my life outside work atm to have something to talk about and not seem as pathetic, but just too lazy/depressed to do anything. Just waiting for the world to get past covid and pick up a life again so I have something to talk about on dates. Which I get is wrong, because you've had a whole of experiences and philosophies and interests and you should be able to talk for months with someone about everything until now, but I feel like I mostly know about videogames and no one wants to talk about that stuff so yeah...

idk just in a funk.

I don't know almost anyone else who lives alone right now and it's definitely a bit tough even for an introvert. Just been a long time in isolation already.

If she's a millennial, she probably watched too many 90s movies so...

Start a role-play where you pretend like you're stuck on a remote island with no one else on it. You start out hating each other because she's all prissy and you're all swarthy but then through cooperation and problem-solving, you smang.

Because it's the 90s and that's just how it worked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 30, 2020, 05:13:08 AM
Date had a lot of issues to sort through, didn't come by Saturday.  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 30, 2020, 12:44:32 PM
just bang valk until she squirts again  :hump
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 30, 2020, 03:14:50 PM
I think I'm gonna sign up and try some virtual speed dating this week, just to have some way to meet people and socialize since I'm just not finding any way to socialize right now.

I looked up online meetups, but around me it's pretty dead.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 30, 2020, 03:28:55 PM
Quote from: filler on August 30, 2020, 12:44:32 PM
just bang valk until she squirts again  :hump

Look out Nintex, there's a new fanfic poster in town.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 30, 2020, 04:22:15 PM
it's called shipping, hunty  ::) look it up  :jgames
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 30, 2020, 04:45:54 PM
I never knew where the word shipping originated from until last week playing Spider-Man there is a radio session from JJJ where he is like wtf is this shipping thing young people are doing?!? and then he's like shipping comes from the "ship" in "relationship" so it's short for relationshipping.

Then I was like ooooohhhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 30, 2020, 04:48:10 PM
kpop shipping was so top tier  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 30, 2020, 04:49:51 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 30, 2020, 04:45:54 PM
I never knew where the word shipping originated from until last week playing Spider-Man there is a radio session from JJJ where he is like wtf is this shipping thing young people are doing?!? and then he's like shipping comes from the "ship" in "relationship" so it's short for relationshipping.

Then I was like ooooohhhh

I always thought tug boats were involved
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on August 30, 2020, 04:51:10 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on August 30, 2020, 03:28:55 PM
Quote from: filler on August 30, 2020, 12:44:32 PM
just bang valk until she squirts again  :hump

Look out Nintex, there's a new fanfic poster in town.
Would sign up for his newsletter, buy his book and read his blog  :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2020, 06:47:27 AM
I have given up lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 31, 2020, 12:33:53 PM
Just got off a video call with my ex because we were going over some financial stuff (untying accounts and the like). She isn't looking too great. Skin a little rough. hair very messy, and I think she gained weight.

Not sure if I should be happy or sad that leaving me is not all it's cracked up to be.

Shosty, does this mean higher odds she'll come back?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on August 31, 2020, 12:46:07 PM
Maybe respectfully inquire, as a friend, if she is doing OK ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2020, 12:47:58 PM
laugh and tell her she looks like complete shit  :crowdlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 31, 2020, 12:54:02 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on August 31, 2020, 12:46:07 PM
Maybe respectfully inquire, as a friend, if she is doing OK ?

She said she is not. Says she is stressed because of corona. Cant go anywhere because too many people without masks. Tired of being at home every day.

I mean, she could have had me and my D every day?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on August 31, 2020, 01:12:47 PM
Sounds like she won't be a top earner on OnlyFans at this rate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 02, 2020, 06:29:03 AM
Your fav hoe has second date today, I’m nervous but excited.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 02, 2020, 11:44:49 PM
Speed dating online session was hilarious. They give you a 20 second break between 7-8 min sessions. So you literally talk for like 2 hours straight with 20 seconds to breathe/drink/bathroom every 8 mins and everyone is completely drained and out of breathe by halfway.

Also lots of connection problems.

But I guess it was kinda fun. People seemed chill. I'd never done LA dating before since I live 1-2 hours from LA w/traffic, but this being online was from where I live in OC to LA and everyone was LA and every single girl was an actress. I'd heard from my gal friends that every single guy they meet in LA on the dating scene is an actor to the point they tell me "no more actors!!", but I'd never met an actress until now and every girl is an actress which is a thing that I don't quite know how to respond to other than "oh, cool, how do you like your enchiladas?"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 03, 2020, 12:05:06 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on September 02, 2020, 11:44:49 PM
Speed dating online session was hilarious. They give you a 20 second break between 7-8 min sessions. So you literally talk for like 2 hours straight with 20 seconds to breathe/drink/bathroom every 8 mins and everyone is completely drained and out of breathe by halfway.

Also lots of connection problems.

But I guess it was kinda fun. People seemed chill. I'd never done LA dating before since I live 1-2 hours from LA w/traffic, but this being online was from where I live in OC to LA and everyone was LA and every single girl was an actress. I'd heard from my gal friends that every single guy they meet in LA on the dating scene is an actor to the point they tell me "no more actors!!", but I'd never met an actress until now and every girl is an actress which is a thing that I don't quite know how to respond to other than "oh, cool, how do you like your enchiladas?"

Like porn actress?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 03, 2020, 12:36:13 AM
idk, but I did notice that multiple people referred to themselves as actors. I guess actress isn't a thing if you're in the industry? Never thought of actor as gender neutral.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 03, 2020, 12:52:07 AM
Hopefully seeing my current this Saturday... But this highlights a bit of the issue with her social anxiety, not seeing someone I'm into regularly is not the best feeling.

Gonna get lunch with a coworker (another one) today. She has her own set of issues, guess that's a trend I carry subconsciously perhaps. Attraction isn't rational, it is what it is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 03, 2020, 07:58:54 AM
How do you know if you’re dating a guy or just his dick?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 03, 2020, 08:02:53 AM
it's true love either way :success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 03, 2020, 08:31:33 AM
A good indication is if you find yourself constantly wishing they would shut up and use that mouth to kiss you instead.



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 03, 2020, 12:22:04 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 03, 2020, 07:58:54 AM
How do you know if you’re dating a guy or just his dick?
When every word out of their mouth feels like small talk.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 05, 2020, 08:40:59 AM
The girl I’m dating is extremely submissive. I’m not into BDSM but I indulge her. Yesterday I made her come so hard and so often her knees buckled just by tying her up and spanking her. I’ve been thinking of ways to get her to come without any penetration or her pussy just so my skills get to be that good.

She’s fine with me sharing the occasional story as she thinks this thread is boring.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 05, 2020, 06:20:06 PM
Nothing saucy to report, sadly. I guess we split up for good. On excellent terms, but nothing physical on the horizon. The struggle continues.

Gave up on OKcupid again, but feel more confident about seduction in person now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 05, 2020, 06:40:49 PM
vom rn: (https://i.imgur.com/5qpi82W.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 05, 2020, 06:46:51 PM
Accurate. Slightly less creepy & pushy tho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 05, 2020, 06:48:25 PM
much bigger cock as well  :kermit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on September 05, 2020, 08:30:12 PM
On a weekend trip to visit my girl. We met up in Colorado Springs which is the halfway point between us. Didn’t realize we would be spending the weekend in Trump country but apart from that, this place is super pretty. Spent the afternoon hiking around The Garden of the Gods and getting ice cream. Going to do the Pikes Peak drive tomorrow.

But tonight we are going to smoke a bunch of this Colorado weed and fuck until we pass out.

Shits been rough lately so I needed this bad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 06, 2020, 06:29:22 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 03, 2020, 07:58:54 AM
How do you know if you’re dating a guy or just his dick?

Do you run out of stuff to talk about?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on September 08, 2020, 10:39:52 AM
The weekend trip was super good. I will say, we have to get out of the habit of “celebrating” our last night together with a bottle of whiskey. It always sounds like a good idea but then the emotions kick in and the booze just amplifies them. It’s not like we end up fighting, just trying to get out difficult and often negative emotions surrounding a long distance situation through the fog of alcohol. We always come away like “Well it’s good we talked about those things but maybe we shouldn’t do it drunk, right before we part ways for the next two months.”

So here I am, back home, wishing we had one more day together to really talk face to face, to kind of clean up the conversation from the day prior. It’s gonna be a rough week but we will get back to our LDR rhythm soon and will be eagerly looking forward to both seeing each other again and the end of this emotional madness.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on September 08, 2020, 12:29:05 PM
Based on my excellent people reading skill, I think it’s safe to say that this isn’t a dating thing, just a fwb thing.

I don’t mind, the only problem is I catch feels too fast, so I gotta make sure to never shoot my shot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 08, 2020, 05:38:26 PM
damn, brehs  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 08, 2020, 07:32:50 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on September 08, 2020, 12:29:05 PM
I don’t mind, the only problem is I catch feels too fast, so I gotta make sure to never shoot my shot.

I honestly was on the verge of saying something a couple of times in the middle of making out with my latest, probably a good thing I didn't tho, because I already knew I couldn't commit to it and it would have made the breakup super messy. Feels are funny like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 08, 2020, 07:44:21 PM
و لو أن إبليس يومًا رآكِ، لقبل عينيك ثم اهتدى

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 08, 2020, 07:47:13 PM
Mouth to eye ? It's Corona era, mucosa is mucosa.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 08, 2020, 07:57:20 PM
Otherwise had lunch with coworker. Checked her mobile (Work one though... Maybe not the best to get racy.), texted mine... Will probably wait to see her again at work though to see where we are at.
She's battling some issues alright so I'm a bit so-so because that's not shit I want anymore of in my life now. We're not there yet anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 09, 2020, 01:56:24 AM
https://twitter.com/135GLORY/status/1303427351561170944

 :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on September 09, 2020, 02:00:22 AM
Should be in the giant dad vibes only thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 10, 2020, 03:04:17 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/FEhRZRN.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/XujMShK.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/gPyrUoz.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/X6Qsji6.png)



 :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2020, 05:21:52 AM
How would you guys feel if your gf sent a naughty picture(a close-up of her in her bro with a thumb in her mouth to give the idea of well you know..) to a friend she claims she has no interests in? But did it because she was drunk. She told you this and is sad, but it happened.

You'd probably feel pretty shitty right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 11, 2020, 06:28:09 AM
send him a picture of you with her thumb in your mouth
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2020, 05:41:02 PM
Well I guess I was asking how the bore members would take that.

If anything I just feel a little “eh”. Like it’s not she cheated, but I mean I don’t think think women just send dudes naughty pictures like it’s nothing. Also like what leads to that? There had to be some conversation that built up to it, I would assume sexual. Also I mean why stop there.

This has been kind of ongoing issue that maybe I’ll type out later. I just kind of feel “icky” if that makes sense. My gf has a big issue about feeling like a “whore” and I don’t want to put that kind of blame on her. But this is off putting to me. I stoped talking to women who could possibly make moves on me because it made her uncomfortable. I didn’t really request that of her, because the friend in question  has a unique relationship with her. But I don’t appreciate him being able to hit on and then being able to request naughty pictures.

But I also could be over reacting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on September 11, 2020, 06:07:17 PM
Serious relationship: Strikes one and two and the always fun “I dont trust you and you will need to fix that” conversation.

Everything else: I’m outta there.

9 times out of 10 I am walking out the door. I ain’t got time for a girlfriend who takes selfies in her underwear and her thumb jammed in her mouth and sends them to some dude she has a “unique relationship” with.

I don’t know the details of your relationship so don’t take this as advice. Just my gut reaction.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 11, 2020, 06:29:47 PM
Nah, it sounds like a fair reaction. In fact, your post reads more level headed than I expected. In some ways I have one of those unique relationships going on and I wouldn't consider requesting racy pics despite sharing a lot of intimate details or making a bunch of sex jokes with said friend / ex, especially if she was an item. That's pretty boorish of the guy & speaks poorly of his motives and genuineness towards her, IMHO.

I'd be disappointed and hurt too. Especially if the trust that you can manage like an adult being hit on or having friends of the opposite sex isn't reciprocated.

She was drunk, so there's that, but absolutely do discuss it and get your feeling across.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 11, 2020, 06:35:12 PM
I'm probably not the guy you want to listen to in dating advice,

but insecurities and jealousy in a relationship lead to nothing but fucking everything up. Either the person is cheating/will cheat and then it's fucked or the person isn't but your insecurities and doubt will fuck the relationship.

You need to be the person that doesn't care if your SO might be flirting/cheating on you, because at the end of the day she's choosing to spend her time with you, not these other people and that should be enough. If you actually become legit aware that your SO is/has cheating/cheated then that's a different story and you deal with it. But unless that happens, don't go down the suspicion route and just be happy with what you two have.

One of my gal friends told me that she always keeps a few backup guys among her friends in case her current relationship doesn't pan out so she's not starting from scratch trying to meet someone in the future. Not that she does anything with these guys, but basically that she keeps a positive fun relationship with some guy friends as a potential backup. Not everyone does stuff like that, but I wouldn't be surprised if people do. When I'm in relationships there are definitely other women I know in my friend groups that I think are very dateable and if things don't work out I'd date/hook up with. So I think that's pretty normal. But again it's not necessarily because people are dissatisfied with their current partner, but just because you never know.

I feel like the whole devoted to one person everyone loves each other profusely, etc..., etc... thing is overly fantastical and if a couple can keep the honeymoon-esque thing going for years good on them, but otherwise it's fine to be realistic and just enjoy the other person and your time together but also be aware that it might not last forever and ever and stay in touch with a lot of friends and be ok with your SO doing the same and don't get in their business unless they share/ask your opinion on it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 11, 2020, 07:19:24 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2020, 05:41:02 PM
But I also could be over reacting.

Can you ever see yourself getting drunk and sending sexually suggestive pics to a close female friend even though you're already in a relationship?

If it was more of a "jokey" type picture maybe I can understand, but if it was clearly intended to be recieved as a turn-on, then that's a dick move.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 11, 2020, 08:11:39 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on September 11, 2020, 07:19:24 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2020, 05:41:02 PM
But I also could be over reacting.

Can you ever see yourself getting drunk and sending sexually suggestive pics to a close female friend even though you're already in a relationship?

If it was more of a "jokey" type picture maybe I can understand, but if it was clearly intended to be recieved as a turn-on, then that's a dick move.
rahx the gawd has posted hog on main  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2020, 10:07:51 PM
My hog is a gift to the world!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 11, 2020, 11:00:41 PM
it was beautiful  :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 11, 2020, 11:28:26 PM
Well I'm not going to bore the bore with a lot of the details. I had a good conversation and I feel better with what happen.

Edit- I guess I can add something to answer some questions.

Her friend was the bf of a dear friend who was murdered. So they bonded over an extreme lost. It's not something I've wanted to mess with as it's not my place and she can have her own life obviously. The guy though (who I don't know), has had feelings for her for 11 years now. According to her she has made it very clear she is and will never be interested. He has never taken it well. Recently, they have reconnected because of Call of Duty and Covid, playing very often. Guys, I'm a 30 year old PS2 nerd. I like my single player games and can only take so much CoD. Wanting to avoid mistakes from before, I have left that alone. Playing Cod with the bros is her own thing. I'd also like to say I am more secure in myself then even last year. So I trust my gf. I guess coming to the realization that she is still dating me angers him and he has felt that she has lead him on. So he lashed out. Which honestly angers me, because the guy is also in his 30s. If I can grow up and move past getting angry at women for not returning your feelings, anyone can.

The details are boring, but from what I understand, he has consistently hit on her and made comments about how nice she looks and asked for images. I'm not going to detail my gf's backstory(maybe I did in previous pages, but yknow it's not my business really to lay it out), but she like everyone has her hang ups. Blaming herself for others behavior and wanting to please people  to a possible toxic degree is among them. So i guess driven by that and under a drunken haze she gave in, not wanting to upset the status quo of having friends to enjoy games with. She can admit it was dumb.

If anything I was more disappointed, because it's not in her to even send pictures. It was a long time before she sent me naughty pictures and it was done to spice up the long distance. It also possibly touched on a little ego, as well those are my pictures.

So we had a long talk about it and it was really good. I don't like that she did it, but yeah it's not the end of the world. But honestly, the other guy deserves some blame I think.  The sad part is his anger over honestly the fact that she is'nt dating him, has created a lot of drama over the past two days. It's really dumb and I really feel the dude is an idiot. A shame you can't date someone you have intense feelings for, but  also shitty to not be in thier life because you can't be happy for them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 12, 2020, 04:39:39 AM
Is this the other guy?

(https://media.giphy.com/media/6baSB1IJp5bjNTYChR/giphy.gif)


I don't think a girl would ever keep a guy like that in her life unless she was willing to settle with him. And that says a lot. So my only advice is to stop, tie your shoes, and run.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 12, 2020, 06:07:38 AM
Dude needs to take some classes in elegance : Scorned is the ugliest color of the soul.
If she can manage him, that may be fine, but I'd honestly always be wary of someone acting like that. Beyond just your relationship, for her too. Not taking a hint and being aggressively pushy over years doesn't sound like a healthy basis for positive friendship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on September 12, 2020, 08:49:30 AM
Wait...Is this the same “she plays COD with someone else but I like single player games” situation that you were fretting over before?

Idk, I guess it doesn’t matter. Just take care of yourself, my dude. It’s okay to expect the person you’re with to respect you and treat you well. Sounds like you all had a good talk so keep it up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 12, 2020, 08:53:36 AM
Here’s a thing about this business: There is no market value, you don’t get value for who you are. That’s what kills comics. When you see bitter comics, it’s because if Michael Jordan scores 30, and Kevin Garnett scores 31, and Michael Jordan gets $20 million a year, Kevin Garnett can then ask for $20 million a year based on the fact that he scores 31. So I have value compared to my peers, and everything else. But this — I’ve got to watch unnamed assholes making mega money, and there’s no karma, there’s no one to complain to! I can’t walk in an office and go, “Listen, this hack bought his mother a house, and I’ve got to stand there and look at this dude?” And a lot of dudes and people I never got along with are people who let this business qualify who they are. I’m at this level, Patrice. I couldn’t talk to you [before], but then Comedy Central has put me here. Now I’m here with you. No you’re not. I don’t care if God gave you a deal where you get half the world. You ain’t me. I told my girl that one time. I buy my girls diamonds and shit, and she go, “Ooh I’m blinging bigger than you!” And I go, “You couldn’t bling bigger than me if I bought you a diamond hat.” Blinging is here [points to chest]. Not even if I got you a diamond HAT would you be better than me.

Patrice O’Neal (via dutchovenproductions)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 12, 2020, 12:45:11 PM
Rahx, for what it's worth, you come across as more secure in yourself and at ease than a year ago.
Bless.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 12, 2020, 06:32:42 PM
Quote from: james on August 31, 2020, 12:54:02 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on August 31, 2020, 12:46:07 PM
Maybe respectfully inquire, as a friend, if she is doing OK ?

She said she is not. Says she is stressed because of corona. Cant go anywhere because too many people without masks. Tired of being at home every day.

I mean, she could have had me and my D every day?

A bit on a delay for the answer there, sorry, I meant to get to it but it was kind of shuffled to the back of my mind.

Maybe it's just a persona you play up for here (On Internet ? On the Bore of all places ? :noooo) but the last sentence grated me the wrong way. A trolling job well done, sir, if that's all it is (and that's where I lean considering the rest of that message) but you've been super bitter and sour when talking about that breakup here.

It's not about the D anymore, put pressing F for friendship. Coronatimes are rough for everyone, she sounds like any support from someone intensely familiar with her emotional geography would help.
 :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Degausser on September 13, 2020, 04:11:13 AM
I was introduced to someone by a friend and yet I can't bring myself to do a goddamn thing because I am still in love with my ex girlfriend and I keep trying to fake like I don't and yet, here I am.

I want to die!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 13, 2020, 05:19:14 AM
Lingering feelings shouldn't preclude you from seeing someone else ?
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2020, 09:22:54 AM
Degauss your heart, friend
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 13, 2020, 07:28:34 PM
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will she still let you smash?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 13, 2020, 10:28:05 PM
sleeping with a new person before i'm "ready" has always been an important step in my road to recovery.

push your stupid feelings down as far as you can and work through it :ryker
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 14, 2020, 02:14:44 AM
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Your heart is being dumb in this instance (and you know it's silly and irrational). Spend more time with that new person, it's obviously a treat to, see where it leads you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on September 14, 2020, 11:34:16 AM
Ya bud, just take it slow... I totally get the “cheating” feeling and I’m not sure plowing ahead is going to feel great. If you spend some time with this person and have fun, grow to like them and so on you will feel way better about moving forward.

In my experience, sleeping with someone before you’re ready is a temporary band aid for your difficult feelings and damages the potential for something real with this new person. Show interest but keep the pace comfortable (which can be a tightrope act in itself). Communication can be a good path in these situations, let them know you would like to take this slow and keep it casual for now.

And maybe I’m jumping ahead a bit, I guess I’m saying it’s okay (and probably good for you) to reach out and spend time with this person but I wouldn’t ignore what your heart is telling you. It takes time for a heart to heal and that healing process is important.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 14, 2020, 10:45:46 PM
Quote from: Clockwork5 on September 14, 2020, 11:34:16 AM
sleeping with someone before you’re ready is a temporary band aid for your difficult feelings and damages the potential for something real with this new person.

exactly.

sorry, not just trying to be edgy, but i think the whole "temporary band aid" thing is underrated, and imo if there is something there finding comfort in physical intimacy while you figure it out is fun. sex positivity :heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2020, 12:47:17 AM
So turns out she sent more then what was said before. Some of it nudes. Some of it video.

Kind of don't like that...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on September 15, 2020, 12:53:48 AM
You should cut your losses before you get cucked breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on September 15, 2020, 12:54:15 AM
she belongs to the streets
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 15, 2020, 12:59:53 AM
That really sucks bro. Videos means you have to break it off

But if she's single now ill take her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 15, 2020, 02:49:18 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2020, 12:47:17 AM
So turns out she sent more then what was said before. Some of it nudes. Some of it video.

Kind of don't like that...

Don't feel bad or wonder if you did anything, just focus on the fact that I was right and that I deserve credit and authority on all matters within this community.

And maybe it wouldn't be so bad if Arvie carved a plaque to commemorate this event. Y'know just a thought.

Also, don't show anger or anything when confronting her about this. Just end it smoothly to show you don't give a shit about her anymore. She's probably one of those weirdos who doesn't feel like a real woman unless multiple dudes are thirsting on her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 15, 2020, 02:53:56 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2020, 12:47:17 AM
So turns out she sent more then what was said before. Some of it nudes. Some of it video.

Kind of don't like that...

Yeah. If there's no trust anymore, what's even the point ?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on September 15, 2020, 03:39:13 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2020, 12:47:17 AM
So turns out she sent more then what was said before. Some of it nudes. Some of it video.

Kind of don't like that...
Man don't tell me that lol,  :doge i had a similar situation with my GF. and your initial "we worked it out post" made me feel better about when i did the same thing
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2020, 08:09:16 AM
Well I probably haven’t presented the situation correctly.

It also doesn’t matter, because I know my gf and I know what happen.

It’s not good that she sent things to him. I don’t like it.

But the dude is a peice of garbage for creating a situation where it happen. I won’t give a play by play, because it’s dumb stuff. But looking at it, the dude comes off as a delusional incel. At 30+ a man is too old to be pinning for a girl after 9 years and not going anywhere. I realized this for sure when he said that “oh she’s been leading us both on”. Dude, I’ve had sex with the girl. I’m not being lead anywhere.

My gf has a big problem with wanting to please people and keep them happy. Afraid to make people upset and then blame herself. I’ve often felt she does way more for me to the point of an imbalance. But the dude is garbage who took that and used it against her. I’ve had female friends who I’ve pinned for, but I never hounded them for nudes. That’s garbage shit. I also grew up from getting mad at a girl when she dosent like me.

I let this guy have it.

I don’t know. I don’t like what happen. My trust is a bit shaken. But I’m not a pos man. All I can do is be understanding. I don’t want to go #belivewomen here. But when it comes to human interaction it can be pretty complex and not quite simple.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 15, 2020, 08:22:16 AM
Setting boundaries for yourself is not being a POS. Certainly you know your limits and your situation the best here, but what I’m seeing and hearing feels a bit like you aren’t holding her responsible for her actions. Definitely sounds like he was applying a gross pressure, but at the end of the day making videos for someone and sending them takes agency. You should at least be asking what she’s going to change to not break your trust like this again. People are saying cut and run now because trust broken is never easy to repair, but it’s really easy to never actually repair it at all and end up in a toxic resentment cycle or someshit. Tread carefully and good luck, you have grown a lot in this part of your life, secret is if you’re trying you never stop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 15, 2020, 08:34:52 AM
Dude comes across as a piece of shit alright. She probably needs to work on her issues though, not to be coerced or pressured into doing stuff she apparently didn't want to do. You've alluded to why emotional blackmail (which I suppose is what happened here) might be so potent but if your assessment is accurate, stringent boundaries have to be set to the guy.

As for the rest, you're the one living it and making the calls. But I think there's a risk she might end up hurting you, even without any ill intent, ultimately.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2020, 08:39:46 AM
Well they weren’t made for him. They were made for me. They were just “ reposted”.

But the point still stands. It’s shitty on her end and she admits it.

As for trust. Yes it’s going to be a bit different. As I’m still my insecure self. But I trust her because in the end she has been very understanding of me and my problems. She has really fit herself around my wants and needs, sometimes unevenly. I also logically think if she wanted to leave me, well there’s nothing stopping her.

As for the boundaries. I said to never talk to him again. Which I don’t believe will happen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 15, 2020, 08:43:06 AM
Quote
I also logically think if she wanted to leave me, well there’s nothing stopping her.

she loves you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 15, 2020, 09:04:52 AM
As for the other thing try to balance it out. In my experience, one partner getting unevenly and overly invested emotionally or pandering to your needs is a recipe for disaster.

Not of that can be fixed as easily as you flick a switch but it's good you're cogent about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 15, 2020, 11:07:06 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2020, 08:39:46 AM
Well they weren’t made for him. They were made for me. They were just “ reposted”.

But the point still stands. It’s shitty on her end and she admits it.

As for trust. Yes it’s going to be a bit different. As I’m still my insecure self. But I trust her because in the end she has been very understanding of me and my problems. She has really fit herself around my wants and needs, sometimes unevenly. I also logically think if she wanted to leave me, well there’s nothing stopping her.

As for the boundaries. I said to never talk to him again. Which I don’t believe will happen.

The guy is a leech, fuck him. But still, if she doesn't understand how this makes you feel or doesn't care, she's not the one. Obviously I don't know all the details but if you don't feel respected I wouldn't stick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on September 15, 2020, 01:05:08 PM
Not to worry you needlessly (since you should be writing her off already), but what are the chances that he told her to tell you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2020, 01:46:13 PM
0 because I'm aware of the situation and don't think I've presented it here accurately.

I just have to continue trying to be the best person I can be.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 15, 2020, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 15, 2020, 01:46:13 PM
I just have to continue trying to be the best person I can be.

That's the spirit but recognize it's true whether you're in a couple or not. It obviously doesn't mean being a doormat (not commenting on anything specific, just a general observation).

Quote from: riotous on September 15, 2020, 12:44:15 PM
Can't help but feel like you are falling into the "blame the guy" trap.   She's not an actress and he isn't Harvey Weinstein.

At the end of the day we can only comment on what is presented here moreso than "the reality" of the situation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 15, 2020, 05:57:15 PM
Otherwise not much on the Western front. Probably not relationship related, but I saw twice friend-who-dont-answer-messages-ever for the first time in a while and she was extremely pleasant both times and seemed sincerely looking forward I came back next week. She's just very mercurial, I think. I'm just glad to be spending some good time with a friend until her next blackout, it's someone my opinion of changed a lot over the years, for the best. I opened a lot to her this time about some long term life shit (that's been a trend recently, I'm a lot less stunted about this), tried to reciprocate.

My newish ex dropped by to bring me some food and eat with me Monday. Very flattered she took that initiative. It's not something she normally do.

So basically all well minus sex  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 15, 2020, 08:24:31 PM
Quote from: riotous on September 15, 2020, 12:44:15 PM
Can't help but feel like you are falling into the "blame the guy" trap.   She's not an actress and he isn't Harvey Weinstein.

If he was direct and said "I have feelings for you, you should leave your bf for me, etc" i'd be able to respect that because at least then he's being direct, and once you're seeing someone you should still be able to entertain other offers. But pressuring someone who is already in a relationship to send you nudes while drunk? I just know that is just something i'd never do, and i'd feel disgusted with myself if I had.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 16, 2020, 10:45:55 PM
Yeah, if she's sending nudes -or even highly suggestive photos- to another guy while going out with you, that's fucking weird.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 18, 2020, 01:30:31 AM
I got a like on Hinge from someone and their profile was nice and was scrolling down and then this pretty much killed it.

(https://i.imgur.com/5eFQhNsl.jpg)

Like...how can you live with no soul


also I don't wanna necessarily go all era but

spoiler (click to show/hide)
white girl hates the very diverse F&F except for the one white guy Paul Walker.... hmmmm
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 18, 2020, 02:31:52 AM
Her parents were likely killed by an illegal street racer running a red and she detests the movies that glorify the lifestyle you asshole have a fucking heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 18, 2020, 04:10:48 AM
It's always hard to gauge but it's maybe a remark that is partly tongue in cheek or played up. Fast and Furious is pretty exemplary as a loud, shallow, derivative film series.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on September 18, 2020, 04:48:27 AM
Honestly Rahx I would just make a burner Xbox live account using a name like "Dead Girl" Or something along those lines and troll the fuck out of the guy pretending to be his now disappointed dead ex girl friend.

I bet there isn't even a dead ex, and it's just a story to manipulate or make women feel so sorry for him that they send pity nudes to him, that being said your GF needs to cut the guy out.

I wouldn't be surprised if he also sent those pictures and videos to the rest of the people she plays with... 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 18, 2020, 04:50:33 AM
ghoul da gawd  :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on September 18, 2020, 04:55:50 AM
I would like to change the xbox name to ouija board  :success
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 18, 2020, 07:15:58 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on September 18, 2020, 08:48:56 AM
for both of your sanity, you need to make sure he is forever out of the picture. He seems like a worm that will try anything to get back into her life.

Other than that just keep working on you and make sure that you stand up for her if this guy starts any shit again.

Also bully his sad ass on xbox live haha.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on September 18, 2020, 09:23:37 AM
I agree, he's the type of person that everybody in your friend groups need to completely cut off. He's not just an asshole, he seems really, really unstable.

For both you and your gf, I think the problem is that you never reached a point where you were completely happy with yourselves. Your relationship will always suffer if you're expecting some validation from it. Both of you seem to have grown a lot from where you were a decade ago but feeling like you don't have choices/opportunities in life will always lead people to do self-destructive things so you can't use the relationship itself as a test for whether your life is good or bad. It's the type of thing you have to work on independently and you have to accept that whether she progresses or not is out of your hands.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 18, 2020, 12:55:50 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on September 18, 2020, 01:30:31 AM
I got a like on Hinge from someone and their profile was nice and was scrolling down and then this pretty much killed it.

(https://i.imgur.com/5eFQhNsl.jpg)

Like...how can you live with no soul


also I don't wanna necessarily go all era but

spoiler (click to show/hide)
white girl hates the very diverse F&F except for the one white guy Paul Walker.... hmmmm
[close]

I think it's more of a you're expected to say RIP because othetwise you sound like a jerk. Like someone might say "I hate Marvel movies (though Chadwick Boseman, RIP) or "Hate the new Star Trek movies (except Anton Yelchin RIP)"

It's not like she saying RIP because she liked him as an actor, it's Paul Walker after all. It's to soften the harshness of saying "All these F&F movies are stupid". You messed up man. She's probably at home thinking 'Why can't I find a guy who wants to rewatch Cowboy Bebop with me??".
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on September 18, 2020, 01:03:29 PM
F&F girl sounds like a keeper. If I was single I would talk smack about these awful movies after smashing, while you fall asleep with your Ludacris body pillow. :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2020, 12:53:30 PM
Actually you know, the more I've thought about this the more and more I don't like it. A good friend pointed out that he basically considered it emotional cheating. More and more I wonder if I'm able to feel comfortable and trusting. My mind wonders and overthinks things quite a bit and I don't really know how to curb that. Or if I even should?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 22, 2020, 03:46:15 PM
You're in the same boat as every other person out there wondering if they can trust their partner. Which would you consider worse: staying together and finding out she's unfaithful down the line? Or her being faithful but you never find out because you broke up with her rather than take the chance? You have to choose your future regrets. Personally I'd rather err on the side of love than the side of caution.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 22, 2020, 03:49:08 PM
She has such a horrible history Id let a lot more slide than for the average person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on September 22, 2020, 08:06:45 PM
I don't like to weigh in here earnestly as I think everyone needs to approach their relationships in their own way and other people's input is nearly always misguided trash but imo, if you're feeling messed up about her actions you need to be frank with her about how you feel and why and go from there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 24, 2020, 07:08:48 PM
So back in July, I was struggling to decide what to do in regards with my ex in terms of wishing her a happy bday. Ignore it? Passive aggressively like a random birthday post on Facebook? I ended up being a big boy and sending her a $10 gift.

Well, my bday came and went this week, and not a word from her. Not even a facebook like.

It's sad, but comforting in a way. It's clear she doesnt give a shit about me anymore, so we can finally close the door on that chapter and move on. I still miss the cats though, more than her anyway. At least they loved me back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on September 27, 2020, 03:22:32 PM
Quote from: Dufus on September 27, 2020, 03:20:33 PM
i just wanted to chime in real quick and say self-love is 100% real

:aah

 :dsp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on September 28, 2020, 04:31:45 PM
Hot & cold is the flavor of the day. Had a great weekend with the ex, lots of fun. Lots of cuddling from me, the sort you only can make with someone you've been intimate with, that she enjoyed and solicited but she explicitly stopped short of sex. We're seeing each other again in a couple of days, the third time in a week. It's not always easy to find the right balance, initiating is hard for her but I don't want to push any boundaries, she's clear that she's looking elsewhere too and I think she means it.

I guess we'll see.
She really fires me up and a little more than that. And I still push some of her buttons.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 01, 2020, 02:31:34 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/aWgrjb5.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on October 01, 2020, 02:55:31 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on September 28, 2020, 04:31:45 PM
Had a great weekend with the ex, lots of fun. Lots of cuddling

My man is living the dream

 :salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 01, 2020, 03:04:36 PM
Quote from: james on October 01, 2020, 02:55:31 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on September 28, 2020, 04:31:45 PM
Had a great weekend with the ex, lots of fun. Lots of cuddling

My man is living the dream

 :salute

Could do more than cuddle. We had another day of this.
But she doesn't know where she's at and where to stand. Not for lack of attraction but she's complicated in some aspects. I should probably stop pursuing this for my own good but well...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on October 01, 2020, 03:08:15 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 01, 2020, 03:04:36 PM
Quote from: james on October 01, 2020, 02:55:31 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on September 28, 2020, 04:31:45 PM
Had a great weekend with the ex, lots of fun. Lots of cuddling

My man is living the dream

 :salute

Could do more than cuddle. We had another day of this.
But she doesn't know where she's at and where to stand. Not for lack of attraction but she's complicated in some aspects. I should probably stop pursuing this for my own good but well...

Im not mocking my man, I would rob a bank for a cuddle
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 01, 2020, 03:58:21 PM
3 year anniversary today  8)

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thinking of popping the question soon but Corona put a bit of a damper on my plan
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 02, 2020, 01:54:36 PM
I banged a very cute single mom who claimed she never had an orgasm before. She came several times to where she told me she needed a few days to recover and was the first time she really felt like a woman, whatever that means. She says she’s not quite 100% but wants to fuck tonight. Anyway, here’s a text snippet:

https://i.ibb.co/RhhTYDs/B9-B74309-6-A73-4-B0-C-A05-D-60-DE3-D5-B260-C.jpg

Quote from: tiesto on October 01, 2020, 03:58:21 PM
3 year anniversary today  8)

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Does she have a nice bush?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 02, 2020, 01:57:21 PM
Quote from: Dufus on October 01, 2020, 01:44:54 PM
so for the longest time i was curious about dragon ball and finally started reading it and


well


i.... i'm

I'M YAMCHA!! :stahp

(https://i.imgur.com/GsT40RY.jpg)

RIP
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 02, 2020, 04:58:13 PM
https://youtu.be/9BuQwT-T4lU
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 02, 2020, 05:02:56 PM
 :donot
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 03, 2020, 11:09:01 AM
I’m married now
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 06, 2020, 02:00:11 PM
Just learned that he wears jeans inside and doesn’t own a single pair of sweatpants.

Guess I’m free again, boys.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2020, 02:52:13 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 06, 2020, 02:00:11 PM
Just learned that he wears jeans inside and doesn’t own a single pair of sweatpants.

Guess I’m free again, boys.

(https://billstainton.com/stainton/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/seinfeld1-276x300.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 06, 2020, 03:09:35 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 06, 2020, 02:00:11 PM
Just learned that he wears jeans inside and doesn’t own a single pair of sweatpants.

Guess I’m free again, boys.

:lol

Now I feel weird.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 06, 2020, 03:37:28 PM
This must be a French guy thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2020, 03:41:23 PM
You should want to be with a man with good jeans.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 06, 2020, 04:18:09 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 06, 2020, 03:37:28 PM
This must be a French guy thing.

Being weird ? Sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 07, 2020, 01:51:15 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 06, 2020, 02:00:11 PM
Just learned that he wears jeans inside and doesn’t own a single pair of sweatpants.

Guess I’m free again, boys.

Is this an affront to your sense of style, or ease-of-access?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on October 07, 2020, 02:08:47 AM
Well jeans are like guy leggings so maybe it's a self-confidence thing?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2020, 03:05:37 AM
You don't wear jeans inside?

Sweatpants are so lazy. Those are my "not showering and don't care" clothes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on October 07, 2020, 01:30:21 PM
I slip into comfy sweats the moment I get home. Maybe I just move around too much, but jeans are too constricting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Lonewulfeus on October 07, 2020, 02:38:05 PM
Who wears pants at home? :hhh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 07, 2020, 05:28:47 PM
Might be on to something with a colleague.
We'll see.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on October 08, 2020, 01:51:41 AM
Quote from: chronovore on October 07, 2020, 01:51:15 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 06, 2020, 02:00:11 PM
Just learned that he wears jeans inside and doesn’t own a single pair of sweatpants.

Guess I’m free again, boys.

Is this an affront to your sense of style, or ease-of-access?
I don’t consider them fashionable, but they’re hot and potential visible bulges make it a big tease.
There’s just something about them. It enables a lot of hormones in my body.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on October 08, 2020, 02:11:52 AM
my gf hates it when i wear sweats :doge

maybe its not meant to be
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2020, 11:05:29 PM
let her know I intend to make the divorce official as soon as I can. moving forward with my life feels good  :heart

wish I knew where I stand with karla, or if that was all just in my head.

it was never even a real relationship, so pardon if I never thought of it as a real marriage. I had more of a relationship with any of girl I met and had sex with out in there in the south.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cryo on October 10, 2020, 03:21:12 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on October 06, 2020, 02:00:11 PM
Just learned that he wears jeans inside and doesn’t own a single pair of sweatpants.

Guess I’m free again, boys.
this could be u & filler

(https://i.ibb.co/hD945Ks/8-CCAB256-8-ADB-4-DCE-A7-CF-215-E640-FC735.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 10, 2020, 07:06:18 PM
I have much better hair ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on October 10, 2020, 08:45:18 PM
Jerry wore jeans inside
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 13, 2020, 01:26:54 PM
I got a chance of getting a date, but shes asking if I have a good idea instead of going for drinks (because government just shut down bars etc )

Who has a good idea

And dont say choking match
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on October 13, 2020, 01:30:57 PM
Picnic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 13, 2020, 01:36:10 PM
You must not remember i live in the netherlands where its currently cold as shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on October 13, 2020, 03:00:54 PM
Get matching neck tats
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on October 13, 2020, 03:04:01 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on October 13, 2020, 01:36:10 PM
You must not remember i live in the netherlands where its currently cold as shit

Walk 20 feet into a neighboring country where bars are open
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on October 13, 2020, 03:13:06 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on October 13, 2020, 01:26:54 PM
I got a chance of getting a date, but shes asking if I have a good idea instead of going for drinks (because government just shut down bars etc )

Who has a good idea

And dont say choking match
I think movie theaters are still open.

You'll certainly score a second date at the COVID test site  :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 13, 2020, 03:19:34 PM
Find an aboretum that has a greenhouse.  Walk around and make conversation.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 14, 2020, 07:08:15 AM
https://youtu.be/AXFMsvz8hKs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on October 14, 2020, 09:24:37 AM
MM just invite her to yours for some drinks and a scary movie.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on October 14, 2020, 09:42:29 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on October 14, 2020, 09:24:37 AM
MM just invite her to yours for some drinks and a scary movie.

Haha thats what I wanted to do but dont wanna seem creepy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on October 14, 2020, 10:21:57 AM
it's a fucking pandemic and halloween, shoot your shot. Just be chill and be like, well it's cold as fuck, bars are shut, how about we do this?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 14, 2020, 12:47:48 PM
Go for a walk while wearing masks and yell at/mock all the people not wearing them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Clockwork5 on October 23, 2020, 12:00:53 AM
Just popping in to say my LDR girlfriend will be here in an hour! I’m so excited.

3 months in on our second (and final) long distance stint. 6 months to go.

But who cares about all that. I’m gettin laid tonight!
:aah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on October 27, 2020, 11:30:28 AM
So, after getting bored with Tinder and Match because of no matches and nobody wanting to meet because of covid I have been venturing into the dark side of online dating for the last month or so... aka seeking arrangements.

It’s ostensibly a sugar dating site, but depending on who you talk to it really toes the line between sugar dating and just straight escorting.

A number of the girls are basically just escorts that don’t want to admit it.

That said, if you don’t mind paying to date, you will meet a lot of women, and get interesting stories if nothing else.

In being on the site for less than a month, I’ve been on at least 6 dates, made out with probably 4 chicks and slept with 2. Spent maybe $600 on dates + “allowance”.

Here’s a rundown of all of the experiences:
- Asian chick i had been talking to for a while, good vibe on text and she really wanted to come over. Rookie mistake here by meeting her at my place the first time. She showed up and I quickly realized this wasn’t my move but kind of pity fucked her because I wasn’t sure how to get out of it... and paid for the privilege.
- older milf: lonely milf (44) divorced but lives with ex because of kids. She comes over once a week and we bang, currently
- sexy black chick: this chick is not my usual type, she’s very thick... but we’ll put together, has a good job, and is fun to talk to. We made food at my place and did some heavy petting, but I didn’t really try to go past that. Maybe I could or should? But I’m uncertain about it mostly because I already have the thing going with milf.
- 35 year old musician: went for drinks with this chick and she seemed pretty cool. She got blasted and asked me to go back to her house to listen to music. She did a bunch of coke and played guitar for 2 hours. Fairly talented musician actually. No ass though. It’s practically inverted
- 23 year old single mom. She’s a 23 year old single mom. Kind of has bad style actually, but she’s nice. Made out for a bit and she has invited herself back over to bake cookies on Sunday.

I’ve kind of avoided doing much more than flirting with anyone other than milf. It’s just too messy and expensive to try to juggle multiple women in this way.

I also deleted my account for a while since I already have so much on my plate and spent an hour talking to Rei college roommates and was negotiating with them about banging both of them. That just seemed a little too much even for me.

Also $2k for one night? These two chicks are crazy. They’re both pretty hot but Tuh! They got the wrong guy. Better have a magic pussy to make it worth that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 27, 2020, 11:36:01 AM
 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on October 27, 2020, 03:21:49 PM
Quote from: kingv on October 27, 2020, 11:30:28 AM
So, after getting bored with Tinder and Match because of no matches and nobody wanting to meet because of covid I have been venturing into the dark side of online dating for the last month or so... aka seeking arrangements.

It’s ostensibly a sugar dating site, but depending on who you talk to it really toes the line between sugar dating and just straight escorting.

A number of the girls are basically just escorts that don’t want to admit it.

That said, if you don’t mind paying to date, you will meet a lot of women, and get interesting stories if nothing else.

In being on the site for less than a month, I’ve been on at least 6 dates, made out with probably 4 chicks and slept with 2. Spent maybe $600 on dates + “allowance”.

Here’s a rundown of all of the experiences:
- Asian chick i had been talking to for a while, good vibe on text and she really wanted to come over. Rookie mistake here by meeting her at my place the first time. She showed up and I quickly realized this wasn’t my move but kind of pity fucked her because I wasn’t sure how to get out of it... and paid for the privilege.
- older milf: lonely milf (44) divorced but lives with ex because of kids. She comes over once a week and we bang, currently
- sexy black chick: this chick is not my usual type, she’s very thick... but we’ll put together, has a good job, and is fun to talk to. We made food at my place and did some heavy petting, but I didn’t really try to go past that. Maybe I could or should? But I’m uncertain about it mostly because I already have the thing going with milf.
- 35 year old musician: went for drinks with this chick and she seemed pretty cool. She got blasted and asked me to go back to her house to listen to music. She did a bunch of coke and played guitar for 2 hours. Fairly talented musician actually. No ass though. It’s practically inverted
- 23 year old single mom. She’s a 23 year old single mom. Kind of has bad style actually, but she’s nice. Made out for a bit and she has invited herself back over to bake cookies on Sunday.

I’ve kind of avoided doing much more than flirting with anyone other than milf. It’s just too messy and expensive to try to juggle multiple women in this way.

I also deleted my account for a while since I already have so much on my plate and spent an hour talking to Rei college roommates and was negotiating with them about banging both of them. That just seemed a little too much even for me.

Also $2k for one night? These two chicks are crazy. They’re both pretty hot but Tuh! They got the wrong guy. Better have a magic pussy to make it worth that.

Can you please provide a detailed guide? I am interested.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on October 27, 2020, 03:50:12 PM
username checks out
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on October 27, 2020, 06:53:00 PM
Quote from: james on October 27, 2020, 03:21:49 PM
Quote from: kingv on October 27, 2020, 11:30:28 AM
So, after getting bored with Tinder and Match because of no matches and nobody wanting to meet because of covid I have been venturing into the dark side of online dating for the last month or so... aka seeking arrangements.

It’s ostensibly a sugar dating site, but depending on who you talk to it really toes the line between sugar dating and just straight escorting.

A number of the girls are basically just escorts that don’t want to admit it.

That said, if you don’t mind paying to date, you will meet a lot of women, and get interesting stories if nothing else.

In being on the site for less than a month, I’ve been on at least 6 dates, made out with probably 4 chicks and slept with 2. Spent maybe $600 on dates + “allowance”.

Here’s a rundown of all of the experiences:
- Asian chick i had been talking to for a while, good vibe on text and she really wanted to come over. Rookie mistake here by meeting her at my place the first time. She showed up and I quickly realized this wasn’t my move but kind of pity fucked her because I wasn’t sure how to get out of it... and paid for the privilege.
- older milf: lonely milf (44) divorced but lives with ex because of kids. She comes over once a week and we bang, currently
- sexy black chick: this chick is not my usual type, she’s very thick... but we’ll put together, has a good job, and is fun to talk to. We made food at my place and did some heavy petting, but I didn’t really try to go past that. Maybe I could or should? But I’m uncertain about it mostly because I already have the thing going with milf.
- 35 year old musician: went for drinks with this chick and she seemed pretty cool. She got blasted and asked me to go back to her house to listen to music. She did a bunch of coke and played guitar for 2 hours. Fairly talented musician actually. No ass though. It’s practically inverted
- 23 year old single mom. She’s a 23 year old single mom. Kind of has bad style actually, but she’s nice. Made out for a bit and she has invited herself back over to bake cookies on Sunday.

I’ve kind of avoided doing much more than flirting with anyone other than milf. It’s just too messy and expensive to try to juggle multiple women in this way.

I also deleted my account for a while since I already have so much on my plate and spent an hour talking to Rei college roommates and was negotiating with them about banging both of them. That just seemed a little too much even for me.

Also $2k for one night? These two chicks are crazy. They’re both pretty hot but Tuh! They got the wrong guy. Better have a magic pussy to make it worth that.

Can you please provide a detailed guide? I am interested.

Yeah man, I can shoot you a pm when I have a chance later tonight. It’s not too hard if you’re not fat, ugly, cheap, or weird.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on October 30, 2020, 06:56:25 PM
First page of the thread I posted this:

Quote from: tiesto on December 27, 2016, 04:07:25 PM
2017 goal - meet the woman who I can spend the rest of my life with.

Not too lofty or anything now :P

Back in August 2017:

Quote from: tiesto on August 29, 2017, 09:34:38 PM
I contacted a girl on Match a few days ago, and she's been moving pretty quick - she gave me her # after like 2 messages and told me "I am one of her favorite people she talked to on the site", and then just today she asked me if she wanted to hang out tonight! Unfortunately my phone was dead and I didn't see it till too late... but we are going out tomorrow night when she comes home from work! She's a data analyst and was talking to me a lot about programming since she wants to learn more about it. Also she's pretty cute, too! She's 27 years old, a petite brunette.

And a bit later in October:

Quote from: tiesto on October 01, 2017, 10:08:08 AM
Well, we made it official, looks like I have a girlfriend now   :-*

And today:

While on a short weekend vacation up in Lake Placid, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years! And she said yes!!!  :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on October 30, 2020, 07:08:59 PM
Sometimes things sort out well.  :playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 30, 2020, 07:09:25 PM
Holy mackerel! Congratulations!
:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 30, 2020, 07:11:14 PM
time to breed  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 30, 2020, 09:41:02 PM
Congrats man. You guys always look nice in your FB posts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on October 30, 2020, 10:36:55 PM
Quote from: tiesto on October 30, 2020, 06:56:25 PM
First page of the thread I posted this:

Quote from: tiesto on December 27, 2016, 04:07:25 PM
2017 goal - meet the woman who I can spend the rest of my life with.

Not too lofty or anything now :P

Back in August 2017:

Quote from: tiesto on August 29, 2017, 09:34:38 PM
I contacted a girl on Match a few days ago, and she's been moving pretty quick - she gave me her # after like 2 messages and told me "I am one of her favorite people she talked to on the site", and then just today she asked me if she wanted to hang out tonight! Unfortunately my phone was dead and I didn't see it till too late... but we are going out tomorrow night when she comes home from work! She's a data analyst and was talking to me a lot about programming since she wants to learn more about it. Also she's pretty cute, too! She's 27 years old, a petite brunette.

And a bit later in October:

Quote from: tiesto on October 01, 2017, 10:08:08 AM
Well, we made it official, looks like I have a girlfriend now   :-*

And today:

While on a short weekend vacation up in Lake Placid, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years! And she said yes!!!  :-*

Youre welcome!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on October 31, 2020, 02:15:39 PM
Joined SA because of kingv's post and you have to pay for a membership just to see the messages that people send you. It's $90 for one month. :maf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 31, 2020, 03:20:09 PM
Gotta keep the poors out.

I’ll stick to backpage for my arrangements thanks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 31, 2020, 03:21:24 PM
 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 31, 2020, 05:53:09 PM
SA is pretty awesome. Many of them don’t want to get paid either, they just want out of the dregs of Tinder, Bumble, OK Cupid, etc. Maybe you cover a bill for them here and there. Online dating is still trash but SA is marginally better than trash.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on October 31, 2020, 06:47:58 PM
Isn't backpage dead?

I might still give SA a shot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 31, 2020, 06:54:50 PM
Yes, however there are Backpage clones.

The $90/month sucks but it’s a lot of great looking girls and they’re all pretty responsive. It’s a high bar to entry but seems preferable than the spray n’ pray approach to the other dating sites. I should use SA more often.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 31, 2020, 06:57:53 PM
doesn't sound trashy enough, I miss them southern sluts  :stahp

if I flew out to atl tonight, I'd get picked up and have my dick throated while I drive the girl's car back down to columbus   :heart not sure why I've kept making excuses to not go back, some girls out there that love my hog  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on October 31, 2020, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 31, 2020, 06:54:50 PM
Yes, however there are Backpage clones.

The $90/month sucks but it’s a lot of great looking girls and they’re all pretty responsive. It’s a high bar to entry but seems preferable than the spray n’ pray approach to the other dating sites. I should use SA more often.

This has been my experience too.

Most of the chicks are looking for something in my experience, but most are not completely ridiculous about it.

It’s $90, but I went on dates with 5 different chicks in 6 days within being on the site for 3 weeks.

It’s still a better value than tinder.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 31, 2020, 10:42:25 PM
I’d probably try it if I had yknow....money.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 01, 2020, 10:49:29 AM
pussy or vidya, a real sophie's choice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 01, 2020, 02:28:16 PM
Fortunately I am able to have both and pussy wins maybe 9 out of 10 times. Wouldn’t surprise me if I’m a sex addict as I’ve been relentlessly pursuing new girls for over 15 years.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 01, 2020, 02:31:52 PM
 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on November 02, 2020, 12:16:27 PM
So I paid up for SA. There are more escort type of situations on here than I expected. I wish I didn't message so many people so soon. :lol

I went in with the Tinder mentality where the majority of the people/fake accounts that you match with don't message back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on November 02, 2020, 12:57:53 PM
All I knew about SA before joining is what kingv posted. :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 02, 2020, 01:51:52 PM
If PhoenixDark was still here he would have laced you with some advice/tips.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on November 02, 2020, 05:24:30 PM
Quote from: Beezy on November 02, 2020, 12:57:53 PM
All I knew about SA before joining is what kingv posted. :yeshrug

Read the profiles carefully. You can kind of get a feel for what they are looking for.

If their profile heavily focuses on money I typically avoid it, because they are looking for an atm.

My sweet spot is usually to look for somebody that is like late 20’s-30’s, has a job even a career, and is basically just looking to date someone who’s going to spoil them or help with bills. Sometimes that’s a casual but reliable dating thing instead of a “LTR leading to marriage” but in my experience you can feel out who is looking for emotional connection with money vs “if the price is right I’ll fuck any one”.

The former is good, the latter (imo) is bad.

I do talk to chicks younger than 28 or so too, but I don’t ever seek them out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2020, 06:46:57 PM
Disclaimer: this is information from a past life. I haven't used the site in quite some time, I'm not about that life anymore, etc.

I don't know anything about escorts nor do I have interest in that. However, sugar baby relationships once interested me. If you're gonna pursue that, some pieces of advice...

1. Most of the dudes on SA are trash. From the low ballers to the guys who have extreme fetishes, there's a heavy pool of scum. Being normal, respectful, and doing what you say you're going to do will automatically put you above the field. Even if you're offering less money.

2. Comfort is currency. This ties into the first point. You want to provide a relaxing, SAFE, comfortable experience for whoever you meet. If it's a hotel meet, get a nice one. Doesn't have to be some super expensive one, but like...a three star Marriott. If you're going for the Courtyard hotels, pick the one with the additional living room so you can chill there before heading to the bedroom. Or if you want to cook something for her, go for the Residence Inn ones which have a studio-style kitchen.

Netflix, food, snacks, gifts (if you're into that). You can do a lot, without spending a lot of money, to stand out. You want to give her a reason to stay longer. Even overnight. The relationships I had were all overnight type deals where we'd meet around 4PM, eat and watch a movie, fuck, watch something, fuck again, eat dessert, etc.

Warning: if you stay overnight with a chick, make sure you ask the hotel to send your receipt via email. Many hotels will slip your receipt underneath your hotel door around 5AM. You probably don't want your sugar baby stumbling across that in the middle of the night, as it will include personal info.

3. These chicks are broke. If you're fucking with college aged chicks, or even like grad school chicks/young professionals, they're struggling out here. You don't have to spent a grand to get their attention. $300-500 can get you whatever you want. The pandemic has probably made them even more desperate.

4. Create valuable relationships. It shouldn't just be about fucking thots. Find someone you actually like talking to. It makes things more natural, you'll have more fun, and it'll be more fulfilling.

5. Warning: don't fall for scams. There are chicks on there looking for easy marks. Guys who they can guilt into buying them shit. The first chick I ever saw got me to help finance a medical procedure for her. Then she ghosted me shortly afterwards. You're not an ATM. She doesn't love you. Don't fall for it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on November 04, 2020, 07:46:13 PM
 :rejoice :rejoice

Sounds like I’m on the right track.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on November 05, 2020, 02:44:53 AM
Advice #4 doesn't really gel with 1, 2, 3, and 5 :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on November 05, 2020, 04:04:42 AM
Sugar  baby stuff kinda seems like escorts but more complicated  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 16, 2020, 08:53:56 AM
I signed up for SA and omg bryhs, it’s amazing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on November 17, 2020, 12:25:29 AM
It rules. If you are in a period of degeneracy it’s the way to go.

It inexplicably has also improved my vanilla dating life because I am just yolo about all of those interactions too.

Also, fellas, you gotta find yourself a girl that wants dick so bad she offers to get a rapid covid test before she sees you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 28, 2020, 07:03:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkGydlEMTc0

 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 29, 2020, 12:53:59 PM
Catching up on the last month of this thread, so this SA thing, is it just for hookups or can you actually meet people that want to get in relationships/married?

Also that story about the musician who invited you over and then did a bunch of coke made me  :lol, I enjoy soft stuff but I think if anyone went straight to the coke on a first date I'd get out of there asap. Though I guess coke is kind of more normalized than I think, I've had a few social friends admit to times they did coke and I was also just kind of like "wtf"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 29, 2020, 01:03:00 PM
I mean you can marry your hooker if you really want to  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 29, 2020, 01:04:44 PM
Quote
Though I guess coke is kind of more normalized than I think, I've had a few social friends admit to times they did coke and I was also just kind of like "wtf"

The gays skew things a little but it was a little crazy to me coke and molly seemed about equal in terms of acceptance and use in certain groups I knew.

(To clarify, I have yet to use coke or molly, and likely won't.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 29, 2020, 02:31:21 PM
Lots of memes out there about part of becoming an adult is realizing how many people use cocaine lol

They just do!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 29, 2020, 04:09:51 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 29, 2020, 02:31:21 PM
Lots of memes out there about part of becoming an adult is realizing how many people use cocaine lol

They just do!

I'd hesitate associating cocaine use/acceptance with adulthood, because at the end of the day the most immature people I knew were the coke users (even the ones "just dabbling"), not counting myself of course. :P The alcoholics by contrast generally had a lid on their shit... most of the time.

But I'm trying not to be too judgmental here. I just have an impression of it as a drug for the "non-adults."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 29, 2020, 04:31:51 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on November 29, 2020, 04:50:08 PM
if you're going to do coke you should do it crossfaded with alcohol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 29, 2020, 04:51:35 PM
Also when reading the last page I thought SA = Something Awful and was surprised their forums have a $90 fee now. Like I remember they were always paid membership after the early years, so it wasn't too surprising but $90 seemed like a lot.

I also thought it was weird that the new dating/hookup hotness location was on Something Awful. But Something Awful was basically Reddit before Reddit and had a lot of different sub-forums so again, was not too surprising.

Eventually I figured out that SA was not short for Something Awful in this current discussion.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on November 29, 2020, 05:54:45 PM
maybe a little fun is exactly what you need to get into relationship mode somewhere else bebpo bless
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 29, 2020, 06:01:08 PM
SA is for south africa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on November 29, 2020, 06:17:15 PM
Quote from: filler on November 29, 2020, 04:31:51 PM
::)

Would like to do mushrooms though. Join me bb? :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 29, 2020, 08:28:13 PM
Quote from: toku on November 29, 2020, 05:54:45 PM
maybe a little fun is exactly what you need to get into relationship mode somewhere else bebpo bless

Yeah, that definitely works sometimes.

I think in a couple months when I've got my covid vaccine shot in me I'll give this a try and see how it goes.


I had a thing going on with a gal for a bunch of months lately which was good, but then she got a bf and I've been lazy about putting any effort into meeting someone again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 18, 2020, 01:20:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE6t3cG69a0&t=12s
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on December 26, 2020, 02:34:40 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on November 29, 2020, 12:53:59 PM
Catching up on the last month of this thread, so this SA thing, is it just for hookups or can you actually meet people that want to get in relationships/married?

Also that story about the musician who invited you over and then did a bunch of coke made me  :lol, I enjoy soft stuff but I think if anyone went straight to the coke on a first date I'd get out of there asap. Though I guess coke is kind of more normalized than I think, I've had a few social friends admit to times they did coke and I was also just kind of like "wtf"

I think the answer is probably yes, but you have to be super cautious with it. In my SA time, I've kind of realized there are different categories of women on there.

If you are mainly sticking to women 30+, they are more evenly split between kinky and/or bored of the regular dating sites than they are just trying to hustle men for money. There are a few main groups of women:
- I'm hot and I'm trying to hustle you. This is the MO for like 70% of women under 25. You might get laid, but it will be a PITA and cost you a dime
- Bad marriage: These women want many of the trappings of a relationship, but won't marry you for obvious reasons, and want it on the down low. I think they just figure SA is a safe place to cheat
- Bad Breakup, and possibly bad financial situation because of it: Often there is a sad story here, and some of these women have just been treated poorly by men for their whole lives. "I've only ever dated losers, and I want to date someone who is not a loser" or "Men ain't shit, might as well get paid for it".
- kinksters: Cuckold type situations mostly
- I'm bored of regular dating sites: Want something spicier than what I can find on match.com and maybe I can find it on SA. Or, "I just don't get matched on tinder/match, and think SA will be better for me". IMO, physical attractiveness is even MORE important on SA for women, so I don't know how well this really works. Lots of women tell me I'm good looking on SA though, and nobody ever does on match. Yes I'm aware they are flattering me.

Yes, I think you can find someone to seriously date on SA. Doubly so if you want to play Captain Save a Hoe.

The woman I'm meeting tomorrow is of the "I've only dated losers" variety, and can hardly believe that it's real. The general outline of the allowance I offered probably increases her income by 30% based on what she does for a living. And from what she tells me about her past boyfriends, I probably seem like a pretty amazing catch, if for no other reason than I'm nice to her, care somewhat about her feelings, and am willing to do nice things for her.

I have seen some pretty attractive women with professional careers that don't really seem interested in a "arrangement" as much as "I want someone who will spend money with me to do cool shit together". They are not as likely to meet you in a week though.

That said, I think joining it with the idea of finding a wife just seems really inefficient. But match is really inefficient too in my experience.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 28, 2020, 03:39:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4hBDu5g0gc

 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on December 28, 2020, 08:15:42 PM
Quote from: kingv on December 26, 2020, 02:34:40 AM
Yes, I think you can find someone to seriously date on SA. Doubly so if you want to play Captain Save a Hoe.
hopefully nobody here does this :beli
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on December 29, 2020, 01:50:42 AM
Quote from: shosta on December 28, 2020, 08:15:42 PM
Quote from: kingv on December 26, 2020, 02:34:40 AM
Yes, I think you can find someone to seriously date on SA. Doubly so if you want to play Captain Save a Hoe.
hopefully nobody here does this :beli

Oh yeah, it’s a terrible idea.

But there are women on there that are legitimately looking for a husband, and there are women who have turned to it out of desperation and would probably grab at a lifeline. (Honestly like 95% of the chicks have some sort of financial problem all the time).

Like it’s a bad idea though.

And why are there women looking for a husband on there? I have no idea. Like 90+% of the men are cheating on their wives with prostitutes....

On a side note: met and banged the suicide girl chick. She was cool but sex was sort of trash. Good stories about these dudes that send her money for all sorts of weird shit on snap. One guy asks her to snap him her first piss of the morning everyday and gives her like $60 a week or something. 😂

Side note 2: I’ve got a date for NYE that I think will
Be pretty fun. We were talking and I sent here a selfie and had discord in the background and she was like “hey... you’re not a PC gamer are you?”

Turns out she’s into going to cons and use to have a twitch channel or something.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on December 29, 2020, 02:25:58 AM
TLDR

:piss  :journo  :piss2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on December 29, 2020, 06:52:08 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on December 29, 2020, 02:25:58 AM
TLDR

:piss  :journo  :piss2
Better to invest that $60 into the James Fund my friend  :money
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 30, 2020, 04:18:20 PM
So on Hinge, 100% of my likes are from women older than me. I'm 39 and every like I get is someone 43-45.

I really don't want to date someone older than me at this point in my life. When I was in my 20s, an older women in their 30s or something was cool, but I'm looking to maybe/probably get married & have a couple kids soon and I feel like I really don't want to date anyone older than about 37.

I feel like a jerk continuing to be so picky even at my age about who I want to date, but idk, I still feel pretty strongly about age.


Also man, I put up my headshot photo from our photos thread which I thought looked good and everyone I know things looks good, and it just bombed my profile on OKC. My likes ratio has gone to practically nothing. I guess even in lockdown Covid america, no one wants to see selfie headshots, they want to see action shots outdoors and social even though nobody is doing those things right now (or shouldn't be).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on January 01, 2021, 06:03:46 PM
I ho’ed real bad this week and slept with two new women since last Friday.

Though the woman I had over last night for NYE, I genuinely had a great time. She’s super sweet and we had a ball.

She saw discord on the screen in the background of one of my photos and got onto the topic of being a gamer.

So we made dinner, played mario kart, watched the ball drop, drank some champagne, followed by cuddling, heavy petting and banging until like 3 AM. Then I made pancakes for us this morning and we talked about her business.

I mean, it’s an SA date, so like, you know not probably going anywhere serious, but still I had a ton of fun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 10, 2021, 06:58:44 PM
Ive been texting with this girl for over a month, first through a tinder eaque dating app called bumble and now we exhanged numbers. I suggested ordering sushi this weekend she asked I delivered to her work jokingly with a funny smiley, I said what do you think youll have to earn more points on the savings card before that happens

But we should hang out next weekend so you can start earning some points

I dunno normally we've been like messaging everyday but now shes left me hanging for two days straight im.not gonna send anything till i get a response
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on January 11, 2021, 01:07:59 AM
1. She shouldn't be asking for shit from someone she hasn't even met.

2. Earning points? That's extremely cringy/corny. :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 11, 2021, 01:14:51 AM
maybe something is lost in the translation here  :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 11, 2021, 01:19:49 AM
Choke her.
































I'm just joking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 11, 2021, 01:25:34 AM
Joke her.

























I'm just choking.  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 11, 2021, 01:29:32 AM
Quote from: filler on January 11, 2021, 01:14:51 AM
maybe something is lost in the translation here  :thinking

Dutch Directness is lost on us plebs  :goldberg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 11, 2021, 05:01:52 AM
Dont you have like a points card at subway or something

i just said I dont do delivery unless you have a full points card
You know

Like a joke

Either way weve veen chatting for over a month, most each day, just random shit or having a laugh making jokes or sending eachother weird stickers 🤷🏼‍♂️ Probably the best chat Ive had on a dating app, and now I have her digits. But I just wanna meet up cause I dislike chatting a lot. But this chat has veen good and fun. Up untill I got ignored for three days in a row now ??? She hasnt said yes or no maybe shes just gonna leave me hanging for no reason 🤷🏼‍♂️ eh whatever plenty o other fish in the sea
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 11, 2021, 01:35:10 PM
Sometimes bitches be crazy.

A few years ago, I had a friend I was chatty with. I was going to be in the city near her work, and I asked if I could "pencil her in for lunch".

Thats common business talk right? At least on TV. You say your calendar is full but you will try and pencil them in for lunch or whatever. At least thats how I understood it.

SHE MELTED DOWN ON ME.

Accused me of calling her a prostitute and told me to never contact her again. We were friends for years!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on January 11, 2021, 02:12:10 PM
Quote from: james on January 11, 2021, 01:35:10 PM
Sometimes bitches be crazy.

A few years ago, I had a friend I was chatty with. I was going to be in the city near her work, and I asked if I could "pencil her in for lunch".

Thats common business talk right? At least on TV. You say your calendar is full but you will try and pencil them in for lunch or whatever. At least thats how I understood it.

SHE MELTED DOWN ON ME.

Accused me of calling her a prostitute and told me to never contact her again. We were friends for years!
Check your messages it said: "penis her in for lunch"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 11, 2021, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: Nintex on January 11, 2021, 02:12:10 PM
Quote from: james on January 11, 2021, 01:35:10 PM
Sometimes bitches be crazy.

A few years ago, I had a friend I was chatty with. I was going to be in the city near her work, and I asked if I could "pencil her in for lunch".

Thats common business talk right? At least on TV. You say your calendar is full but you will try and pencil them in for lunch or whatever. At least thats how I understood it.

SHE MELTED DOWN ON ME.

Accused me of calling her a prostitute and told me to never contact her again. We were friends for years!
Check your messages it said: "penis her in for lunch"

:pika
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on January 12, 2021, 12:36:08 AM
Well, I had the NYE date, and it was super fun. She's a super cool chick. She's not super duper hot, more like average... but I mean she's 15 years younger than me, so average for her age is working pretty well for me.

Also, because I am a degenerate I've been occasionally also banging this chick who's a huge hot mess with a ton of tattoos and a really great ass. Umm, yes, I do wear condoms all the time now, just FYI.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 12, 2021, 12:49:07 AM
"condoms"  :dislike
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 12, 2021, 12:49:17 AM
How much do you spend per hoe?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 12, 2021, 02:51:02 AM
No message yet since thursday 🤷🏼‍♂️ I guess we done chatting every day for no reason other than me suggesting we get some sushi together on the weekend 🤦🏼‍♂️ dafuq

Oh well its not like there arent other girls but I was kinda feeling this girl cause she looked good and the convos we had were fun 🤷🏼‍♂️. I figured if we exchanged numbers she'll at least wanna hang out or something right otherwise why even give out your number?

She might just be testing me to see what/if I send more if she doesnt send anything but honestly Im not planning on sending anything till she does.

Im certain it wouldnt be quite right to ask why she hasnt responded 🤦🏼‍♂️ so obvs not gonna do that.

In the past when she didnt send me anything for a day she would be like omg sorry for my late reply

Honestly im trying not to but its fucking with my self asteem. I thought i had finally 'met' a girl whos chill and looks good and no weird games 🥲🥲🥲🥲
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on January 12, 2021, 08:38:32 AM
Quote from: filler on January 12, 2021, 12:49:07 AM
"condoms"  :dislike

They do the important job of stopping the spread of diseases such as HIV, AIDS, and pregnancy. :wag
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on January 12, 2021, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 12, 2021, 12:49:17 AM
How much do you spend per hoe?

$250-$300 per meetup, more or less.

Practically speaking, it’s probably a little more, because there is usually some kind of date involved or I’m helping them with something they need done as well. Like the chick from NYE, I put in some black out curtains in her place because she was having trouble getting her son to nap during the day, and am helping her file her back taxes next week. Those cost me something but not necessarily a whole lot of money, mostly just a little time and know how. But me doing it for free is a hell of a lot cheaper than going down to H&R Block.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 12, 2021, 11:52:31 AM
https://youtu.be/v7oPljXY9Do
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 12, 2021, 01:30:17 PM
Quote from: kingv on January 12, 2021, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 12, 2021, 12:49:17 AM
How much do you spend per hoe?

$250-$300 per meetup, more or less.


:titus

Dat booty must be real good breh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on January 12, 2021, 05:14:51 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 12, 2021, 01:30:17 PM
Quote from: kingv on January 12, 2021, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 12, 2021, 12:49:17 AM
How much do you spend per hoe?

$250-$300 per meetup, more or less.


:titus

Dat booty must be real good breh.

Compared to an escort with an hourly rate sheet, that's super cheap.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 12, 2021, 05:17:50 PM
not really  :rash but if you got the money for it, spend up playa'  :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: shosta on January 12, 2021, 05:43:54 PM
filler out here getting dollartree blowjobs :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 12, 2021, 05:44:59 PM
Quote from: kingv on January 12, 2021, 05:14:51 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 12, 2021, 01:30:17 PM
Quote from: kingv on January 12, 2021, 09:43:08 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 12, 2021, 12:49:17 AM
How much do you spend per hoe?

$250-$300 per meetup, more or less.


:titus

Dat booty must be real good breh.

Compared to an escort with an hourly rate sheet, that's super cheap.

Cheaper than Cambodia?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 12, 2021, 05:45:37 PM
filler supports his local economy  :salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 12, 2021, 05:54:35 PM
I've been with whores that advertise those prices, just never paid them whatever bullshit price they were asking  :birdman
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on January 12, 2021, 10:35:29 PM
I’ve never really gotten into the sw that actually call themselves escorts game, so don’t know much about negotiating from it.

I don’t really feel like I’m getting robbed though. I mean, we’re making dinner together, hanging out, and typically spending overnights together. So like, hourly, it’s good.

I do like how this thread used to be careposting about how were all actually handsome but now it’s just sex worked talk  :betty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 12, 2021, 11:00:44 PM
 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 13, 2021, 12:30:19 AM
My mommy says I’m the most handsomest boy in the whole world  :goty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 13, 2021, 07:23:10 AM
Already deleted the chat from my phone but still kinda bummed about it.

Also wondering if I should send likething like 🙋🏼‍♂️ just that but eh probably best not I just dont fucking get it a month long apping every day and just like that I get no response anymore

Must have met a chad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on January 13, 2021, 12:22:51 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 13, 2021, 07:23:10 AM
Must have met a chad
Don't go down this road, man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 13, 2021, 01:20:59 PM
Yeah, I just keep thinking of reasons why she wouldnt at least send me a polite "nah I dont think thats gonna work out"

Why even exchange numbers if you have no interest in meeting up?

Either way, I send a message her way today

Quote
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/WRMq4MMApzBeg/giphy.gif)

I guess Sushi wasnt really a great proposition was it  :lol :shrug

Eh fuck it. I think it should be okay to send the above if you havent gotten a response for 6 days straight (since before we was chatting almost every day and if she couldnt reply she would be like omg sorry for not responding )

If not, fuck it. On to the next one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2021, 01:34:24 PM
our boi mmarsu is down bad  :mjcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 13, 2021, 01:44:29 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 13, 2021, 01:29:21 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 13, 2021, 01:20:59 PM
Yeah, I just keep thinking
There's the issue.

Oh fuck off, for real.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 13, 2021, 01:54:13 PM
I wasnt overthinking it at all, thats how I got the digits and we was chatting great for a month. till she gave me the slip and straight up didnt reply for 6 days.

Maybe thats what got me to overthink it?

Jeesh what a fucking surprise you cuck

Not gonna lie and say I never fucked it up with girls through chats or because I was overthinking it, but this time it surely wasnt and im also 100% sure I didnt say or do anything wrong this time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 13, 2021, 01:54:19 PM
Quote from: riotous on January 13, 2021, 01:49:00 PM
You need to get to a place where you aren't overthinking interactions with girls you don't really know.

For your own mental health, and because if you relax about this shit it should come more naturally to you and you may find you have the most success.

Having a magnum dong also helps.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 13, 2021, 01:59:16 PM
Im sorry for calling you a cuck I didnt mean it but to imply I did anything wrong in this situation is just wack.

I will agree that I do overthink this kinda stuff too much, but in this case Im sure we've been chatting for a month, it was fun, we sent jokes and funny pics and asked about eachothers day and whatnot. i dunno it never seemed awkward or weird till she ditched me out of the blue with no response. Oh well might as well give it a rest she aint never gonna send anything back, gor what reason only she knows.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2021, 02:06:58 PM
you didn't do anything wrong, which is why you are overthinking it. people ghost other people all the time for various reasons that may have nothing to do with the other person.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 13, 2021, 02:22:49 PM
It's usually because they're worried that the guy is going to sense you're no longer that interested and send awkward or abusive messages, which I can only assume happens a lot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 13, 2021, 02:47:00 PM
Mmarsu breh, online dating is where Dutch Directness goes to die. Hoes be ghosting all the time for no good reason. It fucking sucks, but try to not to take it personally, and move on to the next one.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 13, 2021, 03:40:23 PM
Lmao now she responds and only sends back

" 👾 Always a good idea 🤣"

Whut? Im even more confused now
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 13, 2021, 04:09:10 PM
Tell her you're thinking of going to the inaugaration to help stop the steal
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2021, 05:21:23 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 13, 2021, 03:40:23 PM
Lmao now she responds and only sends back

" 👾 Always a good idea 🤣"

Whut? Im even more confused now
I hate this bitch  :flabbypd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 13, 2021, 05:28:32 PM
im confused as fuck bro is she playing with me or is she just being goofy af?

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/45256046.jpg)

Not Tinder but Whatsapp but you get the idea

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 13, 2021, 05:53:13 PM
It's hard to say without seeing the exact transcript (I don't want to see the transcript)

You gotta figure it out, getting us to do it for you would be cheating
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 13, 2021, 06:09:38 PM
Found the saddest dating profile on the internet

https://www.reddit.com/user/magdalin

:fbm

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I’m so lonely and horny. I’m homeless right now so I can’t host but if you have a place and have a bottle of something I could get buzzed on and can fuck then I’m totally down :) I’m just looking for someone to have fun with for a few hours or the night.

Quote
I lost my job as a dancer months ago when the pandemic hit. I’ve been doing some things recently to get by, little side hustles etc. Occasionally I’ve posted on Reddit asking for donations

Quote
I’m horny and honestly could make out for hours. I’ve been really lonely lately and stuck inside for months with two kids.

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I’m single with two small kids. Two different fathers, neither one of them is in my sons’ lives. With my second kid, I kept in touch with his dad because I still have his number. I’m not supposed to contact or text him unless there’s a dire emergency, and even then it has to be as a last possible resort because he does NOT want to hear from me. He has only seen his son once and they haven’t interacted. He doesn’t pay child support, nothing. I’m not supposed to ask.

The problem is that I’ve been out of work since covid. I’m behind on rent and bills. But mostly I’m struggling to feed my kids... there’s just no money.

Quote
Sometimes I wish I were married to my rapist

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I’m almost nine weeks pregnant, which I’m pretty shocked about because a condom plus birth control was used. Yet I got the doctor’s confirmation that I am pregnant. I have two kids already from two different guys. Neither of my sons were planned.

I’m thinking of getting an abortion but unlike before, part of me reeeaally wants to keep this kid. I think part of it is hormones, the other part is the hope that I can finally have a daughter. But I’m just so unsure. I never thought I was the type to be a mom and plus I don’t have a partner to really help me.

Quote
grew up in foster care and then when you become an adult you “age out”, meaning you are no longer in the system. Some kids who age out are allowed to stay with their foster parents if they have a good relationship. I didn’t have a good relationship with my foster parents; they had a mix of foster children and their own bio children living in the house and they basically just did it for the check. Anyway, I knew my birthday was approaching and that I’d have to leave and I was really nervous to talk to my foster mom about it. I did and she was pretty dismissive of me, saying that there would t be room but that maybe I could stay a few weeks after my birthday.

 :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 13, 2021, 07:53:55 PM
Well i sent back

"Ofcourse 😂 Well.. let's go order some together then 🤷🏼‍♂️"
"Do you really have any better plans next weekend 🤪"
"Anyway if you wanna do something together let me know if not thats cool no worries 🤷🏼‍♂️🙂"

Im probably in the no go zone but fuck it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: brawndolicious on January 13, 2021, 10:13:28 PM
She's probably just not interested. If you talked for a month, that's long enough to know if there's some element of your personality that wouldn't jive with her for a long-term relationship. Maybe you remind her of an ex or your sense of humor hits a different note than hers.

I don't know if this is problematic to say, but I feel like one issue with internet dating is that you talk too much before meeting and so you end up taking less chances if the preliminary mental profile doesn't match what you were looking for.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 13, 2021, 10:55:05 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 13, 2021, 07:53:55 PM
Well i sent back

"Ofcourse 😂 Well.. let's go order some together then 🤷🏼‍♂️"
"Do you really have any better plans next weekend 🤪"
"Anyway if you wanna do something together let me know if not thats cool no worries 🤷🏼‍♂️🙂"

Im probably in the no go zone but fuck it

What you should've sent:

"I'm a fiend for sushi. But I haven't munched on something raw or wild in a while. Whatcha upto next weekend  :smug? "

If they're too stupid to pick up on you wanting to eat pussy, or they don't have a sense of humor to laugh at that, they ain't worth the time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 13, 2021, 11:10:20 PM
Maybe she likes your personality but she thinks you're ugly. Does that help?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 14, 2021, 02:32:01 AM
Haha it doesnt matter. I had nothing to lose in this particular situation anyway
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 14, 2021, 04:49:09 AM
Oh I sent that shit at like 2AM cause I was still awake, then I saw her coming online

And sent

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8d/4d/4b/8d4d4bf409626871f7dace83c2df462f.gif)
"Damn you were still awake  :lol I thought I was the only one who was still awake at this hour. Or if you was sleeping and I woke you in that case sorry  :lol"

Then she sent me back this morning "yeah I was working the night shift  :lol"

So she didnt respond to me saying like all that shit about hooking up or if she didnt want to thats cool :shrug  ???

(btw she's a medical analist working at a hospital lmao)

Well at least she's sending back something  :lol but not going into meeting up, that doesnt neccesarily mean she doesnt want to since she also didnt neg me here? Right>?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 14, 2021, 04:51:28 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 14, 2021, 04:49:09 AM

(btw she's a medical analist working at a hospital lmao)


:shaq  :science  :shaq
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 14, 2021, 05:10:38 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 14, 2021, 04:51:28 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 14, 2021, 04:49:09 AM

(btw she's a medical analist working at a hospital lmao)


:shaq  :science  :shaq

lmao ye she said she tried it before but didnt like it

I told her the dude probably didnt know what he was doing  :lol

she was like yea maybe

(thats about two weeks ago tho)

But I guess she still wanna talk to me if she's replying at all, even if she ignored the meeting up part  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 14, 2021, 07:27:34 AM
Quote from: riotous on January 14, 2021, 07:07:49 AM
She’s telling you she isn’t interested in meeting up.   Chat more if you want but stop asking her out for now

Fair enough :shrug

I dont really have any interest in conversing with someone for no reason at all if there's not more in it possibly. a woman who im trying to fuck if it's not in the cards
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 14, 2021, 08:07:16 AM
Another girl on some dating app just told me she's doing dry january

I told her that sounds pretty boring as if she hasnt been dry long enough already  :lol

I really just dont give a fuck anymore
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 14, 2021, 08:43:29 AM
Quote from: riotous on January 14, 2021, 08:15:32 AM
You should have said "Well I guess we'll have to get together in February, you'd be moist around me."

 :lol hahaha
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 15, 2021, 02:07:09 PM
New dating resource for all you lonely boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpermDonorClassifieds/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on January 15, 2021, 06:06:13 PM
There is nothing more terrifying than a one n done fuck that leads to child support payments. Most STDs can be cured at least, children can't.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: nudemacusers on January 15, 2021, 06:51:19 PM
Quote from: james on January 15, 2021, 02:07:09 PM
New dating resource for all you lonely boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpermDonorClassifieds/
maybe i should look into this, I'm quite capable of knocking chix up.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on January 15, 2021, 10:55:29 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on January 15, 2021, 06:51:19 PM
Quote from: james on January 15, 2021, 02:07:09 PM
New dating resource for all you lonely boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpermDonorClassifieds/
maybe i should look into this, I'm quite capable of knocking chix up.  :doge

99% of the posts are “I’ll donate my sperm!” And gay men.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 17, 2021, 04:02:25 PM
This keeps me going

https://youtu.be/lcAsad-E9CQ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 17, 2021, 10:46:00 PM
Whenever I visit my mom I download tinder for the fun

Quote
I am 30, married in an open relationship. I identify as polyamorous. I’m a huge nerd and gamer. I love reading and writing. I have two boys.

 :delicious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 18, 2021, 05:46:03 AM
I wish I could try the US dating pool

Dutch chicks  :trash :larry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 18, 2021, 06:03:53 AM
American women are well known to be non-fickle and non-shallow on dating apps. You’re really missing out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 18, 2021, 06:05:33 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on January 18, 2021, 06:03:53 AM
American women are well known to be non-fickle and non-shallow on dating apps. You’re really missing out.

Haha im just interested in meeting a different type I guess.

Convos in dutch also suck. Our language is shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2021, 09:10:12 PM
https://twitter.com/Jessieraee5/status/1351313820896145408

fuck yes  :uguu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on January 20, 2021, 12:27:49 AM
A chick I used to sleep with told me I have a pretty big dick today.

And she’s a hoe so she would know.

 :maduro
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 20, 2021, 12:32:15 AM
Why don't you just look it up online like a normal person
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 20, 2021, 01:40:31 AM
Quote from: kingv on January 20, 2021, 12:27:49 AM
A chick I used to sleep with told me I have a pretty big dick today.

And she’s a hoe so she would know.

 :maduro

Pics or gtfo  :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on January 20, 2021, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on January 20, 2021, 12:32:15 AM
Why don't you just look it up online like a normal person

Shits like a normal dick. I don’t think it’s big at all tbh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 20, 2021, 09:26:44 AM
The only comment I ever had on it was "it's the right size for me".

 :goty2

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 20, 2021, 11:09:18 AM
Quote from: kingv on January 20, 2021, 12:27:49 AM
A chick I used to sleep with told me I have a pretty big dick today.

And she’s a hoe so she would know.

 :maduro

Girls always say that shit to make you feel better

Especially if youre paying for it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 20, 2021, 11:31:37 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on January 20, 2021, 11:09:18 AM
Quote from: kingv on January 20, 2021, 12:27:49 AM
A chick I used to sleep with told me I have a pretty big dick today.

And she’s a hoe so she would know.

 :maduro

Girls always say that shit to make you feel better

Especially if youre paying for it

Worth every dollar
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 22, 2021, 01:42:53 PM
Downloaded tinder.

Got 6 matches

!!!

None of them messaged me :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 02, 2021, 01:49:22 AM
I smashed my teacher in Hawaii while already having a side bih :dice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
In Persona 5  :expert
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: kingv on February 02, 2021, 01:59:30 AM
Quote from: james on January 22, 2021, 01:42:53 PM
Downloaded tinder.

Got 6 matches

!!!

None of them messaged me :(

Say, "hey you're cute, I'm really looking for something mutually beneficial" and see how it goes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 02, 2021, 02:17:55 AM
Chances of success for that sound about as high as they were for the James Fund. So pretty darn high. I say go for it, and report back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on February 02, 2021, 03:28:29 AM
My mental health has been so dog shit as of late due to working nightshift and being quarantined that I'm not even attempting to date. Every time I install tinder I just realize how fucked everything is and get hit with intense waves of depression and loathing.

Tbh, now is a great time to just focus on creative pursuits and hobbies. Right now I'm learning how to produce music and once I have enough money saved up I'll be buying a nice beefed up work computer to do 3D modeling and motion graphics.  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on February 02, 2021, 10:00:28 AM
My 2 tinder matches from November fizzled out in December once NYC stopped indoor dining. And I wasn't gonna keep spending money on SA. I'm out of the dating game too at least until it gets warm again.

I'm actually kind of relieved. Trying to talk to multiple women sometimes felt like work.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 03, 2021, 04:34:46 AM
I like to go on fb and talk to like 3 or 4 women at a time with no intention of doing anything with any of them  :lol then they get mad about it, but I was never going to bring any of them out here anyway  :heh I have thought about it, but eh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on February 03, 2021, 04:45:28 AM
"never going to bring any of them out here anyway"? random women on messenger? where are they from? 

please explain this aberrant behaviour  :lol

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 03, 2021, 04:49:33 AM
mostly from back in GA. some of them I care about, so then I feel a little bad about it. if I was out there I might date one of them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 03, 2021, 05:11:23 AM
I don't know why I even do this. it's like I feel I want to make something happen, but at the same time I don't want to actually have to do anything. maybe I just like knowing I can still pull one in  :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 04, 2021, 02:09:22 PM
I did apologize and don't think I'll be doing any of that again. I don't take their feelings lightly, but I do laugh at my own shitty behavior.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 04, 2021, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: Atramental on February 02, 2021, 03:28:29 AM
Every time I install tinder I just realize how fucked everything is and get hit with intense waves of depression and loathing.

Same, Tinder deleted. Ended up with 8 matches, but didnt talk to any of them

:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 07, 2021, 12:00:26 AM
In 2021 is having a type not politically correct because it's a form of objectifying women?

Because I have a type and I sometimes I feel guilty about it because of that. I still date mostly people who are not my type (because my type is mostly unattainable). But man when I see someone my type I get pretty excited.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 07, 2021, 01:28:56 AM
This is my completely uninformed opinion.

It's fine to have a type. It's fine to have a preference. What becomes suspect is when you are absolute about it, as if you are not at all open to any other option.

"I don't like this type of woman"

Well, why? What preconceived notions do you have about this type of person? Seems kind of strange that you would paint this type of person as being one way.

Now I'm obviously talking about something more broad and racial than what I think you are talking about Bebop. I'm assuming what you are talking about is "I like women who are work-focused or have glasses!" But I think in general the point is to have an open mind.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 07, 2021, 01:38:57 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on February 07, 2021, 12:00:26 AM
In 2021 is having a type not politically correct because it's a form of objectifying women?

Because I have a type and I sometimes I feel guilty about it because of that. I still date mostly people who are not my type (because my type is mostly unattainable). But man when I see someone my type I get pretty excited.

Its ok to like big titty goths.

We all do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 07, 2021, 02:46:58 AM
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=48028.msg2958511#msg2958511

 ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 07, 2021, 01:51:48 PM
Is this true

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMedRooM2/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 07, 2021, 02:04:18 PM
Green Bubble Boys  :girlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Tasty on February 07, 2021, 02:42:20 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on February 07, 2021, 02:04:18 PM
Green Bubble Boys  :girlaff

:fbm :maf :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 07, 2021, 03:13:42 PM
I was told Google was cool :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 24, 2021, 03:36:31 PM
This Android owner is getting his nob polished tomorrow  :patel
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 24, 2021, 03:50:24 PM
Quote from: james on February 24, 2021, 03:36:31 PM
This Android owner is getting his nob polished tomorrow  :patel

 :gladbron

spoiler (click to show/hide)
inb4 just a goodnight hug  :goty
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 24, 2021, 04:27:33 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on February 24, 2021, 03:50:24 PM
Quote from: james on February 24, 2021, 03:36:31 PM
This Android owner is getting his nob polished tomorrow  :patel

 :gladbron

spoiler (click to show/hide)
inb4 just a goodnight hug  :goty
[close]

This one is a sure thing

spoiler (click to show/hide)
no she can't fit in a rowboat :goty
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 24, 2021, 05:16:18 PM
Just more of her to love  :idont
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 25, 2021, 10:51:01 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on February 07, 2021, 12:00:26 AM
In 2021 is having a type not politically correct because it's a form of objectifying women?

Because I have a type and I sometimes I feel guilty about it because of that. I still date mostly people who are not my type (because my type is mostly unattainable). But man when I see someone my type I get pretty excited.

This seems like a massive red flag. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on February 25, 2021, 01:52:08 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 25, 2021, 10:51:01 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on February 07, 2021, 12:00:26 AM
In 2021 is having a type not politically correct because it's a form of objectifying women?

Because I have a type and I sometimes I feel guilty about it because of that. I still date mostly people who are not my type (because my type is mostly unattainable). But man when I see someone my type I get pretty excited.

This seems like a massive red flag. Just sayin'.

Just curious - what's your 'type', Bebs?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on February 28, 2021, 02:14:38 PM
I’m starting James got his knob gobbled (along with his kidneys for good measure) instead of polished  :goty

Rip  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 05, 2021, 07:04:44 PM
fellas, imagine being on fb talking to a girl you like and some dude gets in your inbox telling you she talks to him or used to or whatever other bullshit trying to make you lose interest  :lol women really allow that shid to get in the way of potential happiness with someone they like  :rofl just laugh at the bitch and keep talking to the person you have interest in  :yeshrug


I've had one of the GA girls telling other girls she sees me interacting with that I'm married and whatever else she thinks will make them lose interest. she was a good friend to me while I was out there, but goddamn just chill out  :stahp do they really think we only talk to one at a time while single?  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 06, 2021, 08:02:39 PM
Quote from: team filler on March 05, 2021, 07:04:44 PM
fellas, imagine being on fb talking to a girl you like and some dude gets in your inbox telling you she talks to him or used to or whatever other bullshit trying to make you lose interest  :lol women really allow that shid to get in the way of potential happiness with someone they like  :rofl just laugh at the bitch and keep talking to the person you have interest in  :yeshrug


I've had one of the GA girls telling other girls she sees me interacting with that I'm married and whatever else she thinks will make them lose interest. she was a good friend to me while I was out there, but goddamn just chill out  :stahp do they really think we only talk to one at a time while single?  ::)

https://youtu.be/wyagOXYiS-M
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on March 06, 2021, 10:05:54 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 25, 2021, 10:51:01 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on February 07, 2021, 12:00:26 AM
In 2021 is having a type not politically correct because it's a form of objectifying women?

Because I have a type and I sometimes I feel guilty about it because of that. I still date mostly people who are not my type (because my type is mostly unattainable). But man when I see someone my type I get pretty excited.

This seems like a massive red flag. Just sayin'.

Eh, it's mostly just that I'm into tall goth/emo girls, and most tall women won't date a shorter guy so it's kind of hopeless and I've made peace with that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 06, 2021, 11:54:58 PM
we gotta find a way to clone valk so we can all have her  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 07, 2021, 12:07:30 AM
Romantic love ain’t real just take care of yourself and enjoy your life bless up.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 07, 2021, 12:54:54 AM
I'm always romantically in love with 5 to 20 women at a time  :doge 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 07, 2021, 12:55:50 AM
Enjoy it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 07, 2021, 08:16:34 AM
I normally don’t share these kind of things, but I need to air my thots.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on March 07, 2021, 10:03:54 AM
"Coworker B(elt)" :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 07, 2021, 12:53:27 PM
https://twitter.com/TakaraLee_/status/1368617059245056004

hate this shid tbh :mjcry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 07, 2021, 01:40:27 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on March 07, 2021, 08:16:34 AM
I normally don’t share these kind of things, but I need to air my thots.

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Maybe try tinder instead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 07, 2021, 01:58:28 PM
Quote from: james on March 07, 2021, 01:40:27 PM

Maybe try tinder instead
Did I not tell you how I got stalked by 2 different Tinder dudes?

One of them showed up at my job after I blocked him.
We never met irl btw.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 07, 2021, 02:38:56 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on March 07, 2021, 01:58:28 PM
Quote from: james on March 07, 2021, 01:40:27 PM

Maybe try tinder instead
Did I not tell you how I got stalked by 2 different Tinder dudes?

One of them showed up at my job after I blocked him.
We never met irl btw.

No I'm not familiar with that story.

Maybe try bumble?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 07, 2021, 02:44:07 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 07, 2021, 02:57:02 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on March 07, 2021, 08:16:34 AM
I normally don’t share these kind of things, but I need to air my thots.

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get spanked on your OF  :drool that turned me on more than anything else  :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on March 07, 2021, 05:58:59 PM
Sounds like you're squirting where you're eating.

Also, you wanna get cummed in, but you're not gonna let the cum in?

 :foodcourt
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 07, 2021, 06:32:38 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on March 07, 2021, 01:58:28 PM
Quote from: james on March 07, 2021, 01:40:27 PM

Maybe try tinder instead
Did I not tell you how I got stalked by 2 different Tinder dudes?

One of them showed up at my job after I blocked him.
We never met irl btw.

That must’ve been frustrating. Did you call the police?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on March 07, 2021, 07:00:41 PM
Can you tell us your address?

We'll be right over to protect you from any stalkers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 07, 2021, 09:21:02 PM
Yes, police were called, they told him to fuck off. Haven’t heard from him since.

Btw both guys wanna hang out and cum in me this week.
Let’s place bets who gets me horny enough to anal
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 08, 2021, 12:50:38 AM
lets not
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 11, 2021, 12:09:16 AM
https://twitter.com/keennan_/status/1369752311115972608
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 15, 2021, 03:51:05 PM
Coworker b(elt) put his D in me and good lord he’s so tiny. Must be why he’s great with his hands.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on March 15, 2021, 04:35:31 PM
heartbreaking  :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on March 15, 2021, 04:54:02 PM
tragic
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on March 15, 2021, 05:11:18 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on March 15, 2021, 06:13:18 PM
Maybe it's a

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situation?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 15, 2021, 07:38:04 PM
the lord blesses us all in different ways
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on March 16, 2021, 01:28:04 PM
It's cold up there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on March 16, 2021, 03:21:54 PM
But it’s warm inside
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on March 18, 2021, 08:12:50 AM
I hung out with belt daddy yesterday.

3rd time trying to watch a movie that ends up in sex.

 :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on March 18, 2021, 09:27:31 AM
Wow what a jerk. I would *never* distract you in the middle of a movie like that V
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 24, 2021, 07:01:01 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on March 15, 2021, 03:51:05 PM
Coworker b(elt) put his D in me and good lord he’s so tiny. Must be why he’s great with his hands.

Maybe he’s just super evolved?
https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-warns-scientist-12255106
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on April 14, 2021, 08:38:55 PM
Met this girl online. She said if I subscribe to her OF for a couple of months we can meet up.

It's happening bois

 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on April 15, 2021, 07:31:10 PM
I have three voicemails from the bank asking me to call and verify a suspicious charge on my account and I dont want to talk to an agent about this

 :existential :existential :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on April 16, 2021, 03:52:00 AM
Probably wondering about that splatoon sex doll purchase.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on April 16, 2021, 03:17:24 PM
A girl who I went on one date with and who hasn't responded to a text I sent almost a month ago decided to respond today to say "Hey sorry I never replied. You are a nice guy but I did meet someone else. Thank you". Why say anything at all at this point? ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 19, 2021, 03:23:06 PM
Update:

The coworker who destroyed me with his belt and I became regular fuckfriends.

Eventually I caught feels, and told myself I wouldn’t ruin things by telling him.

But then one day HE confessed to me. So we kinda dating now.

:-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2021, 04:34:21 PM
Quote from: Beezy on April 16, 2021, 03:17:24 PM
A girl who I went on one date with and who hasn't responded to a text I sent almost a month ago decided to respond today to say "Hey sorry I never replied. You are a nice guy but I did meet someone else. Thank you". Why say anything at all at this point? ???

Did you respond with a picture of your hand and comment saying “so did I”?

Like what the hell was the point after all that time to respond? That’s a shitty person and she deserves to be called out on that shit.

People nowadays...

Valk: I was worried belt daddy took things too far with that tooth tweet from earlier today. The missus even said that might have gone too far.  :lol

Good luck!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on April 19, 2021, 07:28:04 PM
The tooth tweet was #showerthoughts - belt daddy seems to have a limit of not wanting to slap my face (unfortunately). :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on April 22, 2021, 01:23:32 PM
Any experts in crazy?

This one is on the high end right?

https://www.reddit.com/r/NYr4r/comments/muo53s/26_f4m_nyc_its_going_to_be_72_tomorrow_lets/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: toku on April 22, 2021, 03:35:54 PM
She’s cute and seems cool. Just openly having her photo on an R4R sub is bold, courageous but also psychopath vibes. I’m into it, you should link. Bless.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on April 22, 2021, 08:20:10 PM
Them eyes.

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on April 25, 2021, 03:43:24 AM
I bought my first midi keyboard.  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 25, 2021, 04:05:39 PM
Making an SA profile to try it out since y'all we're talking about it now that I'm getting back to dating.

Coming up with usernames on dating sites is tough, everything feels so cheesy or lame.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on April 25, 2021, 04:41:18 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 25, 2021, 04:05:39 PM
Making an SA profile to try it out since y'all we're talking about it now that I'm getting back to dating.

Coming up with usernames on dating sites is tough, everything feels so cheesy or lame.

Try DaddyBebpo92
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 25, 2021, 05:06:32 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 25, 2021, 07:33:05 PM
There is a kind of neat aspect to it where you're constantly getting emails that people are sending you messages (but you gotta pay $99 to read them and lol). It's like that IG good brain feeling of getting likes. Since normally on normal dating sites guys don't get a lot of making the first move messages (or at least I don't).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on April 25, 2021, 07:53:46 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 25, 2021, 05:06:32 PM
Also I'm too old for everyone on here :\

:pika


Edit: Top of page pikachu

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 25, 2021, 07:59:50 PM
I also feel like there's a lot higher chance of getting murdered on this site.

 :derp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 26, 2021, 12:33:12 AM
So I may have spent $150 to message that person on the previous page  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 26, 2021, 07:31:14 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 25, 2021, 07:59:50 PM
I also feel like there's a lot higher chance of getting murdered on this site.

 :derp

Quote from: Bebpo on April 26, 2021, 12:33:12 AM
So I may have spent $150 to message that person on the previous page  :doge

https://youtu.be/HUbOYvpAh4U
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on April 26, 2021, 07:53:31 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 26, 2021, 12:33:12 AM
So I may have spent $150 to message that person on the previous page  :doge

Add "sound financial decisions" to your dating profile.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on April 26, 2021, 11:21:38 AM
It takes money to lose money
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 27, 2021, 03:12:06 AM
So the ironic part of this all is gonna be that the one person I signed up to send a message to probably bailed from the site and never even saw my message. I don't think SA shows read receipts on messages, but it shows profile views and I've gotten like 100+ views and like 25 messages but nada from that person.

If I don't hear anything back by the weekend I guess I'll make some use out of the rest of this one month sub and try talking to someone else.

One thing I've noticed is that there's definitely some attractive and interesting people on here, but most of them are the same type of people that I'd meet on other dating sites and if they were on a different site I'd probably throw them a message since they seem cool, but I wouldn't want to do it on SA because of the implications.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on April 27, 2021, 04:30:59 AM
https://youtu.be/1Kf2bNMPUZU
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 28, 2021, 12:01:12 AM
So I forgot which of y'all were using and talking about SA last year, but how does this work? If someone messages you and wants to set up a date somewhere but in their profile they say given the nature of the site it should be mutually beneficial, like what are they expecting? Buying things for them on a date? Taking them to a nice restaurant and taking care of the bill? The latter seems pretty normal to me in dating, but the former isn't really something I've ever done and I don't want to be taken advantage of. Not sure how to approach this. I'm getting a looot of messages and there's been a couple nice messages from women with cool profiles.

I haven't replied to anyone yet, and had a couple people rage quit, but I wanna figure things out so I don't waste anyone's time before replying.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 28, 2021, 01:43:32 AM
Also have you ever gotten a message or like on a dating app (not SA, normal dating apps) from someone with an impressive resume before?

I just got a like on one of the dating apps from someone that is like the equivalent of like VP of Marvel Studios. I'm kind of flattered....and kind of interested.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 28, 2021, 02:27:03 AM
she's gonna dom you  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on April 29, 2021, 09:32:54 PM
you should definitely just jump into a date with one of the sugar babies you find the most sexy and go from there. you're wealthy enough to figure it out on the fly. swing that BDE bebs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on April 30, 2021, 06:03:45 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 27, 2021, 03:12:06 AM
So the ironic part of this all is gonna be that the one person I signed up to send a message to probably bailed from the site and never even saw my message. I don't think SA shows read receipts on messages, but it shows profile views and I've gotten like 100+ views and like 25 messages but nada from that person.

If I don't hear anything back by the weekend I guess I'll make some use out of the rest of this one month sub and try talking to someone else.

One thing I've noticed is that there's definitely some attractive and interesting people on here, but most of them are the same type of people that I'd meet on other dating sites and if they were on a different site I'd probably throw them a message since they seem cool, but I wouldn't want to do it on SA because of the implications.

The implication is the best part  :sicko
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 30, 2021, 02:44:35 PM
In casual conversation with friends or whatever, do you guys say plenty of bad things about your significant other? To the point that a friend could say they’ve never heard you say anything positive about them?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on April 30, 2021, 02:56:23 PM
You mean do people vent about their relationships with their friends? Yeah, that’s normal.

And it’s true a lot of people don’t do the opposite and gush about their relationships to their friends so from the friend perspective it can come off mostly negative.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 02, 2021, 05:07:25 AM
Do you guys usually find you’re SO to be the most attractive person or do you find other people more attractive then whoever you’re with?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 02, 2021, 05:26:58 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 02, 2021, 05:07:25 AM
Do you guys usually find you’re SO to be the most attractive person or do you find other people more attractive then whoever you’re with?

There are many beautiful people in the world, of course some will be better looking than any given current partner. Who you choose to be with is ideally based on more than just physical attraction.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on May 02, 2021, 06:42:57 AM
I perhaps somewhat unhealthily do not complain about my gf to my friends ever  :doge Even when she really pisses me off. I normally try to keep it real whenever possible but for some reason don't feel right telling other people about my dirty laundry  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on May 02, 2021, 06:35:39 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 30, 2021, 02:56:23 PM
You mean do people vent about their relationships with their friends? Yeah, that’s normal.

And it’s true a lot of people don’t do the opposite and gush about their relationships to their friends so from the friend perspective it can come off mostly negative.

this is what i first thought haha. i know people who bitch about their partners and they get characterized by their friends as being in unhealthy relationships. im sure there are good things, but yeah, it's not usual for people prone to bitching to balance it with positive comments.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 02, 2021, 08:47:18 PM
Yeah, I remember when a friend was getting married and all of his friends including me told him it was a bad idea because all we ever heard about her when getting drinks with him was him complaining about her for five years or so.

But a decade later they're super happy and have kids and everything and so she problem wasn't a bad fit, it just seemed like that because all we heard were negatives.

When I'm in relationships I'll vent from time to time, but yeah I normally don't tell my friends like "my gf is so awesome and amazing because of x/y/z", so I never really thought about it but that definitely makes it appear like there's only negatives to friends. I'll keep that in mind to say more positive stuff about the good things next relationship.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 02, 2021, 11:18:55 PM
Quote from: naff on April 29, 2021, 09:32:54 PM
you should definitely just jump into a date with one of the sugar babies you find the most sexy and go from there. you're wealthy enough to figure it out on the fly. swing that BDE bebs

I haven't logged onto SA for a week, a little under 3 weeks left of my $99 first month.

Been focusing on getting my life back on track somewhat and getting over some health stuff keeping me down. I definitely jumped the gun on SA, I was meaning to just browse around but I saw a girl I was interested in and pulled the trigger on a 1 month + $50 background check. I probably shouldn't have touched SA until I was at a place where I was comfortable and ready to date.

I'm allllmost there. Got a lot done this weekend and health is sorta improving. I think I might end up paying another $99 and giving it two months because once I'm up for dating and starting to go on dates on other apps like Hinge/Bumble/OKC I might try just some quick hookups on SA for the thrill of it and to get it out of my system so I'm less horny on dates since it's been like 1.5 years since my last dating.

But I also feel like with SA I'd only hookup at hotels. I wouldn't feel comfortable with someone in it for the money knowing where I live, maybe it's paranoid but just feels like could be prime for break ins and stuff.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on May 03, 2021, 12:45:18 AM
p sure your prized DS collection will be safe  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 03, 2021, 11:39:03 AM
Wedding venue shopping fucking sucks... a lot of the venues near me are super tacky and guido (and I've been to a lot of weddings, they all end up being at the same 2-3 places because the rest are even worse), and it seems that everything even somewhat unique and interesting is way out of our price ranges. And not to mention the whole specter of covid looming over everything (we are gonna wait till 2022, maybe even 2023, but who knows what will happen then?)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 03, 2021, 02:06:07 PM
Do they have venues at historical parks near you? My friends did theirs at a low key park and it was the opposite of pretentious. Just like in the woods.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on May 03, 2021, 05:41:26 PM
Quote from: tiesto on May 03, 2021, 11:39:03 AM
Wedding venue shopping fucking sucks... a lot of the venues near me are super tacky and guido (and I've been to a lot of weddings, they all end up being at the same 2-3 places because the rest are even worse), and it seems that everything even somewhat unique and interesting is way out of our price ranges. And not to mention the whole specter of covid looming over everything (we are gonna wait till 2022, maybe even 2023, but who knows what will happen then?)

I have a friend that got married at a ymca summer camp and it was a lot of fun
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 04, 2021, 04:56:21 AM
https://twitter.com/jessf_white/status/1389294682597990403

:goldberg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on May 04, 2021, 03:19:25 PM
Still dating Belt Daddy, and he’s absolutely wonderful.

Damn, is this what a non-toxic relationship feels
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 05, 2021, 09:05:29 AM
This has been my life in the past 3 months: Dad died of cancer, Separated from wife of 20 years, turned 47, Changed jobs after 23 years, got  back in shape(again),  fell in lust with a nympho (age appropriate). 

Still not sure how long I can fake that I want sex every day. But I'm enjoying the ride.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on May 09, 2021, 09:31:52 PM
Guys it appears my ex is engaged???

She moved away one year ago this week.

Does this mean shes not coming back
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 10, 2021, 08:59:20 PM
Your avatar's expression is really fitting for those questions.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on May 10, 2021, 09:17:09 PM
Quote from: chronovore on May 10, 2021, 08:59:20 PM
Your avatar's expression is really fitting for those questions.

Me finding out via instagram

 :pika

Me 5 minutes later

 :mindblown

10 minutes

 :existential

20 minutes later

 :titus

30 minutes

 :tauntaun

40 minutes

 :existential

Today

 :gopnik
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on May 12, 2021, 07:34:26 PM
The person she is engaged with is a woman
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Quaker on May 12, 2021, 08:46:38 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 13, 2021, 04:02:39 AM
Quote from: james on May 12, 2021, 07:34:26 PM
The person she is engaged with is a woman
hot  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 15, 2021, 09:10:56 PM
I'm kinda worried I'm gonna fall for any girl I meet up with on SA. I haven't been messaging with hot superficial people because it feels too superficial and I'm demisexual so I just can't do hookups without getting to know someone first and getting feelings anyway. Instead I've been talking to the same type of normal looks, closer to my preferred but not creepy age range (~5-10 years younger),  people who share some similar interests. Basically the same people I talk with on normal dating sites, except the girls here have been a lot nicer and better at forming full sentences (you wouldn't believe some of the conversations I've had lately on normal dating sites, like people can't even spell anymore).

But because I'm treating this site like a normal dating site I just know if I go on a few dates with someone who is cool and we hit it off and things go well, I'm gonna fall pretty hard and be looking for a LTR, which I know is a bad idea for this site, but maybe it'll work out?

Probably going to go on my first date this week. Starting to feel a little healthier and up to going on a date.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on May 16, 2021, 07:30:57 AM
I'm now a daddy Dom to a wonderful MILF that's into all sorts of awesome kink stuff. Healthiest and most warm relationship I've ever been in. Found out my ex still finds me fuckable and has the same feelings for me, but we can't resume the relationship due to circumstances. Which is validating and comforting, since we can pick up where left off potentially, and all my partners being poly, means I have multiple experiences and people to make love with.

Relationship wise, my life has been the best it's ever been.  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 16, 2021, 09:31:03 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on May 15, 2021, 09:10:56 PM
I'm demisexual

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 16, 2021, 08:51:50 PM
Welp date is asking for PPM, dream of true love relationship on SA is ded

Anyone familiar with this stuff, can you DM me. I don’t get how this works.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on May 16, 2021, 09:05:50 PM
You deserve better Beb
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 17, 2021, 12:02:07 PM
Anyhow I was very naïve about this whole site. I thought it was just like normal dating except the women expect fancy $$$ dates.

Now I see that this is essentially an escort service site  :(

Otoh, this has motivated me to get back to the normal dating apps like Bumble/Hinge and start putting some real effort there. Need to get a better headshot first though. Might actually hit up a photographer friend for the first time to get something semi-professional until I'm back out socially with friends and get some good recent photos.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on May 17, 2021, 01:18:21 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on May 16, 2021, 08:51:50 PM
Welp date is asking for PPM, dream of true love relationship on SA is ded

Anyone familiar with this stuff, can you DM me. I don’t get how this works.

Maybe she meant Pounding Per Minute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on May 17, 2021, 01:24:54 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on May 17, 2021, 12:02:07 PM
Anyhow I was very naïve about this whole site. I thought it was just like normal dating except the women expect fancy $$$ dates.

Now I see that this is essentially an escort service site  :(

Otoh, this has motivated me to get back to the normal dating apps like Bumble/Hinge and start putting some real effort there. Need to get a better headshot first though. Might actually hit up a photographer friend for the first time to get something semi-professional until I'm back out socially with friends and get some good recent photos.

Professional or semi pro shots are a big turn off to some on dating sites so be careful when using them!

Hope all goes well man. SA does seem like some weird sugar baby shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 17, 2021, 02:46:07 PM
Interesting, never heard that before.

Yeah, my problem is I haven't been out socially since before the pandemic so I got nothing but selfies for 14 months and selfies are a big turn off too. Don't want to catfish my dates with only pre-pandemic photos where I'm 25 pounds heavier and have short clean hair.

As I get back out I'll get some new photos eventually, so this is just an interim issue. I noticed on dating sites the second I put up some recent selfies my matches/likes dropped to close to zero lol, I don't think the long hair look on guys is appealing, either that or selfies.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on May 17, 2021, 07:11:43 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on May 17, 2021, 02:46:07 PM
Interesting, never heard that before.

Yeah, my problem is I haven't been out socially since before the pandemic so I got nothing but selfies for 14 months and selfies are a big turn off too. Don't want to catfish my dates with only pre-pandemic photos where I'm 25 pounds heavier and have short clean hair.

As I get back out I'll get some new photos eventually, so this is just an interim issue. I noticed on dating sites the second I put up some recent selfies my matches/likes dropped to close to zero lol, I don't think the long hair look on guys is appealing, either that or selfies.

Pay for one of the SA girls to take a bunch of photos of you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 25, 2021, 12:14:51 AM
Been in a bit of a funk after some confidence hits last week.

Went out with my friend for the day mid last week. I've known her a year online and texting, but was first time meeting up in person because the pandemic. Was just friend hangout and seemed normal? But after a year of texting almost daily she's kind of ghosted me since and it makes me feel like I did something wrong? I don't know what's up. It wasn't a date and you don't typically ghost friends after a hang out...

Then the next day I went on my SA date, drove to another city far, far away. We met up and...clicked pretty well? Like we both were into horror films and eastern languages (she was a Korean major and me with my Japanese major and we both lived overseas) and pretty progressive and political. We had some really good discussions and she seemed pretty into me and brought up a second date a couple times in our date.

It turned out that she signed up for SA when drunk with her friends since one friend uses the site and was talking about it to her and I was the only guy she talked to since all the rest of the guys were creepy and old and treated her like a prostitute and I just talked to her normal like a normal dating site, and this was her first date on the site and she didn't know what she was doing and I didn't know either and we both laughed about it and got along.

At the end of the date she made the first move and we made out. She's leaving the country in a few months and I'm looking for something long-term/marriage-minded, so it seemed like maybe it'd just be a short-term thing that could work for both of us. When we were leaving she had totally forgot about the pay-per-meet thing and was gonna leave without asking for any money but I stopped her and gave her the money cause we had agreed on it beforehand and I didn't want to act like I was gonna stiff her. Gave her a little extra just to be nice.

She invited me to hang the rest of the night with her friends at karaoke, but the idea of karaoke in a small enclosed room with strangers given covid seemed like a bad idea so I passed. She texted me drunk photos that night from karaoke. Seemed like she was into me? She didn't look like her photos which were obviously pre-pandemic like mine. She had gained weight over the pandemic like lots of people and I'd say in terms of attractiveness she seemed like the kind of person that wouldn't get a lot of people hitting on her. She wasn't bad looking, but very normal. So I thought maybe she was actually interested in me and having a good time.

But then I didn't hear from her the next day and in the evening I texted her and she kinda half-assed texted me back and we texted very shortly and then I think she went to bed and never responded to my last text. That was Friday and it's almost Tuesday and I haven't heard from her since.

It's weird because I'd think if she was legit into me she'd be hitting me up. But otoh if she wasn't into me but saw me as an easy $$$ target...she'd still be hitting me up. So it almost seems like she was actually interested in me in a non-money way, but then just lost interest the next day like sometimes happens in dating and moved on. I did bring up on Friday that I'd like to see her again and she said she'd need to see her next work schedule to know when she's free. It's possible she's just not planning on texting me until then...

Anyhow, having two women that I thought I had connections with (friend & date) two days in a row last week both totally ghost on me over the weekend definitely hit me and knocked me into a depression by Sunday. Getting past it, but it just kinda sucks when I've been off-social for a year and half since the pandemic and then my first time hanging out with women I get ghosted afterwards like I just sucked so much. Just kinda hurts :\

I started talking to someone else and might go on a walk date on Saturday. Not really feeling it since my mind is still hung up on this dumb date from last week, but I'll get over it.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on May 25, 2021, 05:49:07 AM
I would just get out there and become a serial dater, the friend is certainly a weird ghost, the SA one I think just seems like bit of a bitch tbh, lured you on in a way, you deffo should have just held back on the $$$.

But yeah man, just get out there. I think that'll do you more good than you just staying in and overthinking some silly shit. I would 100% expect some dumb drunk texts from SA one in the future....



Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on May 25, 2021, 11:06:22 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on May 25, 2021, 12:14:51 AM
Went out with my friend for the day mid last week. I've known her a year online and texting, but was first time meeting up in person because the pandemic. Was just friend hangout and seemed normal? But after a year of texting almost daily she's kind of ghosted me since and it makes me feel like I did something wrong? I don't know what's up. It wasn't a date and you don't typically ghost friends after a hang out...

Don't worry about it, this happens all the time. Just means you're butt ugly. Welcome to the club!

 :playa

Quote
At the end of the date she made the first move and we made out.

This is good.

 :playa

Is she Korean or just a massive weeb?

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 25, 2021, 04:35:04 PM
Bebpo, have you ever talked to a therapist? You seem to get stuck in your head a lot, and it might help.

Signed,
Dude who has had one for over two years now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 25, 2021, 06:01:14 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on May 25, 2021, 04:35:04 PM
Bebpo, have you ever talked to a therapist? You seem to get stuck in your head a lot, and it might help.

Signed,
Dude who has had one for over two years now.

8 years or so and counting. Yeah, therapy is good.

I mean I agree I'm in my head too much, but also weird shit consistently happens in my life and I dunno what to make of it.

Quote from: james on May 25, 2021, 11:06:22 AM
Is she Korean or just a massive weeb?

Just a weeb.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 25, 2021, 09:53:02 PM
You participated in a for-pay dating site, and encountered a woman who signed up at a for-pay dating site.

When someone goes to bars to meet people, they meet the type of people who go to bars.

Friend of mine went to a physical classroom to learn how to make a YouTube channel, which I thought sounded entirely redundant or ironic, but he ended up making a heap of new friends. We never know where we'll make new connections, and good relationships can come from unexpected sources, but you can definitely tweak the odds in your favor.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on May 25, 2021, 11:01:10 PM
I think SA girl might have got pissed off you didn't go to kareoke  :doge hence the photos like "LOOK AT ALL THE FUN YOU'RE MISSING" and maybe got irritated you weren't bothered by it
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 25, 2021, 11:08:49 PM
seemed like bebp was the one keeping it business by giving the money when she didn't ask for it, then cut out early on her. sometimes you gotta make it happen when you can, bebp probably could have smashed that night tbh  :snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 25, 2021, 11:44:30 PM
All very plausible. Though she didn't seem super eager to bring me to karaoke. She made plans with her friends for a couple hours after our date to karaoke, I'd assume as an exit strategy in case the date was going bad. She basically just let me know that and asked if I wanted to come and if so she'd ask her friends if that was alright.

But yeah, maybe she did want me to go. I dunno, my gut feeling is she just wasn't feeling it and like often in dating I read the other person wrong during the date itself.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on May 26, 2021, 12:19:25 AM
i skimmed over the bit where you were slinging benjamins around  :-[

sa is a brave new world for me  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on May 26, 2021, 12:47:22 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on May 25, 2021, 11:44:30 PM
All very plausible. Though she didn't seem super eager to bring me to karaoke. She made plans with her friends for a couple hours after our date to karaoke, I'd assume as an exit strategy in case the date was going bad. She basically just let me know that and asked if I wanted to come and if so she'd ask her friends if that was alright.

But yeah, maybe she did want me to go. I dunno, my gut feeling is she just wasn't feeling it and like often in dating I read the other person wrong during the date itself.

eh, if you were actually into her I think you would've gone out, and I'm sure if she invited you she really did mean she wanted you to come. you said yourself she made out with you at the end. i can imagine you detecting some hesitation from her at bringing a date along (especially an SA one) to a hang with friends (she said she'd check right), but it's also fun and you would've received a lot of attention.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: porkbun on May 26, 2021, 09:04:09 AM
Online dating sites/apps and the people you find on it are generally trash.  Online "friends" are just that, 9 times out of 10, once you meet IRL any spark you had will be snuffed out.

The weather's getting nice and people are vaccinated, get outside and meet people.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 26, 2021, 10:15:50 AM
 :hesright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on May 26, 2021, 10:37:09 AM
Filler is the 1 in 10.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 26, 2021, 10:45:07 AM
 :hesright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on May 26, 2021, 03:36:37 PM
Im pretty good IRL

 :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on May 27, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
I have two dates lined up this weekend.

I'm terrified.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 28, 2021, 12:38:27 AM
I finally looked up the difference in color emoji hearts. Never knew what the purple version meant. 

I thought purple was like :uguu

but apparently it means physical attraction heart. I would've thought red would be attraction/sexy. Learn something every day.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on May 28, 2021, 12:42:17 AM
Also I'm guessing the origin has something to do with Prince's Purple Rain?

Because I always thought purple tends to associate with depression and downer stuff. Purple Rain is one of the only things I can think of where the color purple is associated with sexy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on May 28, 2021, 01:15:27 AM
wut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on May 28, 2021, 05:35:16 AM
dating these days is fucked if you're having to google "What is the secret behind the purple heart"

Also James having two dates in one weekend, Hell has frozen over.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on May 28, 2021, 06:29:11 AM
He's rich though

:playa
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on May 28, 2021, 06:53:54 AM
lol so rich he e-begs on a forum of sub 50 members for a "fund"
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on May 28, 2021, 06:56:22 AM
Bernia Madoff had an exclusive fund too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 28, 2021, 07:10:54 AM
Quote from: james on May 27, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
I have two dates lined up this weekend.

I'm terrified.

https://youtu.be/sLisEEwYZvw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 28, 2021, 09:39:22 PM
I have decided I'm going to marry egirl karla from fb. just don't know how when she doesn't talk to me anymore  :thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 31, 2021, 06:42:26 PM
while I was in the ER room and meditating/praying/hallucinating. the message I got about karla was that I have to be patient if I want her. I still got impatient, but I think I understand the message better now. patients is very necessary, I have a better understanding of why as well
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 31, 2021, 10:27:17 PM
it's not that I am psychic or saw the future. I just saw the only path to get to where I want to be. If it is possible, this is the road to take. that's all it means. the end of that road may hold anything, it's fun road to travel on either way
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 03, 2021, 02:56:37 PM
might get my thicc boo to go with me to nude beach

just afraid of all the bbcs hanging around the entrance
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 06, 2021, 02:15:11 AM
I love karla so much, brehs  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 06, 2021, 03:17:23 AM
despite how I feel about a person. when it starts to feel like my marriage. like no matter what I say it doesn't matter. no matter how hard I try I get nowhere. no reciprocation. I know I'm never putting myself through that again. loving someone should not bring you down when you are feeling well. have to let this one go unfortunately. hope she finds what she is looking for. bless up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on June 11, 2021, 03:38:29 PM
You’ll have your turn in happiness, sooner or later.

🤗
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 11, 2021, 04:00:27 PM
I'm happy now. there is just a lot of confusion at times.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 12, 2021, 03:16:26 AM
first date should be interesting. I might pass out and wake up violated (https://i.imgur.com/KU6o0dL.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 13, 2021, 02:55:47 AM
threw an invite out to someone I have been lusting after and even passed up on opportunities with in the past. not sure how she feels or if she will allow me to correct my past mistakes. will be amazing if she goes for it. think it could be really fun if I get a yes. if I had gone for it in the past it would probably be an easier move for her. not sure now, we never really even had a chance to hangout or anything. I ended up getting with her friend and even passed up on her after that. I can be so dumb, brehs.


chance I could end up on her OF and if she wants I'll post it here for y'all  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 13, 2021, 03:10:17 AM
That's piracy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 13, 2021, 03:12:48 AM
you gotta subscribe like everyone else, trashy. hope I don't get shutdown, I deserve this. I really do.



can't stay single and celibate forever. I've been at this for years for no real reason at all. I really am that insane. time for some sanity and fun. she might just shut me down anyway, or maybe not have time. she's the best option because there's no feelings involved. not yet anyway.


still not sure about anything. not getting any reply, so that's probably that. feel like I gotta keep shooting and not sure who else I would even ask. that one was always a long shot and not even sure I've been shut down or not. maybe I'll just hit up SA. thinking on it now, that will save a ton of money.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 13, 2021, 05:13:49 AM
made my SA profile  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on June 13, 2021, 09:07:02 AM
u a baby or a daddy?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 13, 2021, 07:57:19 PM
He's a Boss Baby 2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 13, 2021, 11:58:47 PM
I'm a shithead  :doge karla wanted me this whole time and I was oblivious, still am  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 14, 2021, 04:50:39 AM
Actually, things are pretty good now  :doggy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 19, 2021, 10:34:12 PM
Quote from: team filler on June 13, 2021, 05:13:49 AM
made my SA profile  :rash
didn't really use it. shut it down within a couple hours or so  :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 20, 2021, 12:48:27 AM
Quote from: team filler on June 13, 2021, 02:55:47 AM
threw an invite out to someone I have been lusting after and even passed up on opportunities with in the past. not sure how she feels or if she will allow me to correct my past mistakes. will be amazing if she goes for it. think it could be really fun if I get a yes. if I had gone for it in the past it would probably be an easier move for her. not sure now, we never really even had a chance to hangout or anything. I ended up getting with her friend and even passed up on her after that. I can be so dumb, brehs.


chance I could end up on her OF and if she wants I'll post it here for y'all  :doge
I ended up telling her never mind
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 20, 2021, 12:51:22 AM
How'd that go?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 20, 2021, 12:54:53 AM
didn't give her a chance to reply. just cancelled it and took myself on gueycation in monterey  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 20, 2021, 12:55:46 AM
I really only want karla, but who knows with that. maybe I just gotta wait until she feels like talking.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 20, 2021, 01:02:52 AM
Quote from: team filler on June 20, 2021, 12:54:53 AM
didn't give her a chance to reply. just cancelled it and took myself on gueycation in monterey  :pimp

 :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 20, 2021, 01:07:42 AM
was mostly incredible, except for the gut problems that came up from bad food  :yuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 20, 2021, 09:38:25 AM
 :blessup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 21, 2021, 06:34:31 AM
Made a road trip out to her area. She knows I'm here. Now I just have to hope and pray she feels up to meeting for a taco or whatever 🙏
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on June 21, 2021, 03:17:12 PM
Quote from: team filler on June 21, 2021, 06:34:31 AM
Made a road trip out to her area. She knows I'm here. Now I just have to hope and pray she feels up to meeting for a taco or whatever 🙏
inshallah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 22, 2021, 10:42:49 AM
 :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on June 23, 2021, 03:33:33 PM
Chance would be a fine thing...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on June 24, 2021, 05:23:12 AM
.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 24, 2021, 05:34:36 AM
Is she also into getting choked?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on June 24, 2021, 06:05:15 AM
.
Can you also try to be happy for me for once and not go instantly to this tired old trite????
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 24, 2021, 06:36:29 AM
The response made it all worth it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on June 24, 2021, 08:45:47 AM
No.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 24, 2021, 01:16:40 PM
So life is pretty good!

I met someone great and having a lot of fun. Excited for the future.  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 24, 2021, 07:09:54 PM
No luck and not feeling like things are going to go my way out here. Still a cool trip.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 26, 2021, 11:15:04 PM
Quote from: team filler on May 28, 2021, 09:39:22 PM
I have decided I'm going to marry egirl karla from fb. just don't know how when she doesn't talk to me anymore  :thinking
:hesright

I'm really not so smart with this stuff. we should have got together back in 2018  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 27, 2021, 07:37:19 AM
was reading through old fb posts from 2018. don't think I'm her crush after all. a funny mistake. no wonder she ignores all my messages smh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 27, 2021, 07:45:17 AM
what do you do when the only person you want to be with doesn't seem interested? I could go after someone else, but I know I'd be wasting their time. doesn't even matter if someone else wants me. I'm not going to do anything about it unless it's karla.

I'm not even particularly miserable or anything. just feel a bit foolish thinking she wanted me back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 29, 2021, 12:19:43 AM
Find someone new.

There are literally billions of other people in the world. One of them will feel the way about you that you do about them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 29, 2021, 05:23:22 AM
I'm just not interested in anyone else right now. If I was, I would have already made it happen. Either this somehow works out or I don't know. There is no plan b. It's really not so bad, it's more the other stuff going on in my life at the moment that's making this seem more difficult than it is.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 30, 2021, 11:17:30 PM
if it is possible to make karla my wife I will.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 30, 2021, 11:23:27 PM
Obsession will waste years off your life. Love is like catching a wave, you sit off to the side and you could miss it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 30, 2021, 11:53:25 PM
 :wut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 30, 2021, 11:54:59 PM
well if anyone else is interested in a date, step up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 01, 2021, 12:42:19 AM
invited a friend out here. no answer yet
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 01, 2021, 01:02:42 AM
Quote from: team filler on June 30, 2021, 11:54:59 PM
well if anyone else is interested in a date, step up

 :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 01, 2021, 01:03:49 AM
Asking out valk too.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 01, 2021, 02:00:33 AM
asking girls out. so far got one no and several no answers back yet. maybe I should have kept the SA account, but nothing on there seemed real
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 01, 2021, 03:34:25 AM
Made a tinder profile. Feel like it may be a waste of time and money.

I do regret deleting the SA profile. I did already spend the money and now it's gone. Not sure I want to put the money up again. Maybe I will and give it more of a shot this time

Tinder is looking more and more like money waster. Really should have kept SA. That costs money but seemed better. Tinder is looking like it's going to nickel and dime me to the point it costs more anyway.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on July 01, 2021, 04:44:20 AM
Tinder is free
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 01, 2021, 04:47:47 AM
I really do not care for these dating sites/apps at all. It stopped me from liking profiles to try getting more money out of me. Seems I have to pay to keep liking and a host of other things like that. Either way, not feeling tinder
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 01, 2021, 05:01:32 PM
deleted tinder same way I did SA. frantically trying to fix everything I fucked up.


I think it's okay to be obsessed with the person you want to be with if they want you to be obsessed with them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 01, 2021, 09:18:05 PM
Quote from: team filler on July 01, 2021, 05:01:32 PM
I think it's okay to be obsessed with the person you want to be with if they want you to be obsessed with them.

 :noooo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 01, 2021, 09:19:37 PM
Quote from: team filler on June 30, 2021, 11:17:30 PM
if it is possible to make karla my wife I will.
plan the parade  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 02, 2021, 12:03:58 AM
it's real and she is wonderful
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on July 02, 2021, 12:28:27 AM
When are you getting married? Did you eat her ass yet?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 02, 2021, 02:27:40 AM
Quote from: samir on July 02, 2021, 12:28:27 AM
When are you getting married? Did you eat her ass yet?

I feel like this at least needs a paragraph break between those two sentences.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 02, 2021, 03:44:27 AM
Quote from: samir on July 02, 2021, 12:28:27 AM
When are you getting married? Did you eat her ass yet?
pending  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Sai on July 02, 2021, 05:29:49 PM
Quote from: team filler on July 02, 2021, 03:44:27 AM
Quote from: samir on July 02, 2021, 12:28:27 AM
When are you getting married? Did you eat her ass yet?
pending  ;)

which of these is pending??/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 03, 2021, 12:39:05 AM
Marrying her is what I want most and it's been a good thing to keep focusing on that. Helps in other areas and I feel good about my chances. She will let me know when she's ready to start.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 03, 2021, 02:19:14 AM
https://www.facebook.com/kmarissol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 03, 2021, 09:19:38 AM
https://youtu.be/7wH2YySpoXE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 03, 2021, 11:51:15 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 04, 2021, 12:04:58 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on July 03, 2021, 09:19:38 AM
https://youtu.be/7wH2YySpoXE
"I understand. some chicks they don't like it in the pussy, they like it in the ass." I've known a few. Still made that pussy cum on my dick  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 04, 2021, 12:27:37 AM
Quote from: team filler on July 03, 2021, 11:51:15 PM
looking at flights out to phoenix. one way flight  :)

it's a $72 ticket. I really can't lose, friends  8)

Phoenix, in the summer?

Youre already dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 04, 2021, 01:12:14 AM
I was cold when I got near LA last time. it was in the 80s Fahrenheit  ::)


I adapted quickly. as much as you can to living in an oven anyway.


besides that, she is worth it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 05, 2021, 04:46:09 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 06, 2021, 09:08:35 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/5flvdc.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 06, 2021, 07:55:49 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/5fo0z3.jpg)

 :existential :existential :existential :existential :existential :existential :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 11, 2021, 11:06:00 PM
So this is awkward but I need some sex advice for the first time in any relationship.

I’ve had a lot of sex with my gf but I can’t climax and just give up after 30 mins or so. I get my SO off a few times and get exhausted and just call it good.

I can feel some build up in the first five mins but after a while the longer the sex goes the more I feel nothing. I change condoms every 5-10 mins and use lubes and stuff.

I think like our movements are out of rhythm and there isn’t enough foreplay to get me mentally stimulated as she is kind of jump to sex. But not sure how to approach this awkward conversation. Also I think without condoms I might be fine but that’s another topic I’m not touching until we’ve been together for a bit. Then again if it’s a mental root the issue may still be there.

I think she’s really attractive and I like her a lot outside the physical and really enjoy spending time with her. (Obviously I’m not in this for the sex). I’m used to dating thicker women with more curves and bounce and she’s in shape and that’s not there. Also this is the first time I’m sleeping with a women over the age of 25 and maybe things don’t feel as tight as people get older.

Trying to figure it out, out of a dozen+ times of sex I’ve only finished twice and was pretty tough to get there. I like this gal and don’t want to make waves but this is something I need to work out if there’s long term potential. It’s just an unfortunate and awkward conversation to have in the early months of dating…
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on July 11, 2021, 11:10:19 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 11, 2021, 11:06:00 PM
So this is awkward but I need some sex advice for the first time in any relationship.

I’ve had a lot of sex with my gf but I can’t climax and just give up after 30 mins or so. I get my SO off a few times and get exhausted and just call it good.

I can feel some build up in the first five mins but after a while the longer the sex goes the more I feel nothing. I change condoms every 5-10 mins and use lubes and stuff.

I think like our movements are out of rhythm and there isn’t enough foreplay to get me mentally stimulated as she is kind of jump to sex. But not sure how to approach this awkward conversation. Also I think without condoms I might be fine but that’s another topic I’m not touching until we’ve been together for a bit. Then again if it’s a mental root the issue may still be there.

I think she’s really attractive and I like her a lot outside the physical and really enjoy spending time with her. (Obviously I’m not in this for the sex). I’m used to dating thicker women with more curves and bounce and she’s in shape and that’s not there. Also this is the first time I’m sleeping with a women over the age of 25 and maybe things don’t feel as tight as people get older.

Trying to figure it out, out of a dozen+ times of sex I’ve only finished twice and was pretty tough to get there. I like this gal and don’t want to make waves but this is something I need to work out if there’s long term potential. It’s just an unfortunate and awkward conversation to have in the early months of dating…
Don't masturbate between hookups.
Don't get hung up in your own head.
Try getting each other of manually, so you don't have to deal with condoms.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 11, 2021, 11:13:35 PM
anal
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 11, 2021, 11:59:08 PM
Also I'm going to try some new condoms. I feel like a lot of condoms are meant to last as long as possible which is the opposite of what I need. I googled and found condoms recommended for quickies which it recommended One Vanish brand, so I'll try that.

Also both of you have good suggestions.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Rufus on July 12, 2021, 04:37:14 AM
If that doesn't work, look into anorgasmia. Don't know if you're on SSRIs, but it's a common side effect.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 12, 2021, 03:11:41 PM
Maybe you're gay now?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 12, 2021, 04:03:26 PM
Quote from: Rufus on July 12, 2021, 04:37:14 AM
If that doesn't work, look into anorgasmia. Don't know if you're on SSRIs, but it's a common side effect.

Yeah, I'm not on SSRI's but this was informational. Might have the 2ndary type.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 12, 2021, 05:03:44 PM
Prostate stimulation will get you there whether you are into it or not. Women usually want to make sure they are satisfying their man. So don't worry yourself about asking for some finger action.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 13, 2021, 12:41:11 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 11, 2021, 11:06:00 PM
I think like our movements are out of rhythm and there isn’t enough foreplay to get me mentally stimulated as she is kind of jump to sex. But not sure how to approach this awkward conversation.

A big component of a healthy sexual relationship is communication. If you're uncomfortable talking to your partner about what feels good and helps you climax then you're likely going to continue having issues. You should ultimately be able to talk about these things not in the moment, but if you're not cool with that initially, talk dirty to her. Make it a thing. Surely you know what you like, so share that with her.

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Also this is the first time I’m sleeping with a women over the age of 25 and maybe things don’t feel as tight as people get older.

 :doge

Come on, dude. This is pretty ageist, just throwing that out there. It's a muscle, as long as you use it doesn't get loose.

Also, you're my age. Have you ever stopped to think about why you've previously only been interested in women in their early to mid 20s? As a dude going through his final month of their 30s, I can't imagine having a whole lot in common with women 15 years younger than me.

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Trying to figure it out, out of a dozen+ times of sex I’ve only finished twice and was pretty tough to get there. I like this gal and don’t want to make waves but this is something I need to work out if there’s long term potential. It’s just an unfortunate and awkward conversation to have in the early months of dating…

Sounds like a lot mental stuff, I've had this happen and once I stop overthinking things it's fine again. And probably lay off on jerking off as you get used to a routine and rhythm.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 13, 2021, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 13, 2021, 12:41:11 PM
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Also this is the first time I’m sleeping with a women over the age of 25 and maybe things don’t feel as tight as people get older.

Also, you're my age. Have you ever stopped to think about why you've previously only been interested in women in their early to mid 20s? As a dude going through his final month of their 30s, I can't imagine having a whole lot in common with women 15 years younger than me.


Well I haven't been with anyone seriously in a few years since I was like 35/36 and my gfs have always been ~10 years younger so ~25 at that point. My current gf is ~8 years younger. I just get along better with people about a decade prior than people my own age. Even the majority of my friends outside a few from HS-era are just hitting 30.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 13, 2021, 02:37:41 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 13, 2021, 01:45:42 PM
my gfs have always been ~10 years younger

:pika
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 13, 2021, 04:30:08 PM
 :mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 13, 2021, 04:43:35 PM
Without looking up any actually statistics, I’d guess the average age gap in adult straight relationships and marriages is the woman being ~8-10 years younger than the man.

Seems pretty typical with most couples I meet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 13, 2021, 05:36:36 PM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_disparity_in_sexual_relationships#Statistics

I’d be surprised but I also know a lot of HS couples that stuck together through marriage, so I would assume that drastically effects the within 1 year statistic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 13, 2021, 05:37:50 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 13, 2021, 04:43:35 PM
Without looking up any actually statistics, I’d guess the average age gap in adult straight relationships and marriages is the woman being ~8-10 years younger than the man.

 :o

Are your parents pretty far apart age wise? Were they older when they had you?

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Seems pretty typical with most couples I meet.

A lot of people also meet in college. In my semi-large circle of friends everyone is roughly the same age or a year or two older than each other. My parents' friends are all roughly the same age give or take a year or two as well. Same with my cousins on both sides and also my wife's cousins now that I think about it.

Hasn't it felt kinda weird that you're getting older but you gravitate toward the same age range regardless? It just seems like a lot of effort.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 13, 2021, 06:18:31 PM
I've gone after girl's close to my age, they weren't any more mature at all. the youngest that I didn't take seriously until I moved away, she was probably a better fit than the older women. I'm not really thinking age wise at all, just go towards what attracts me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 13, 2021, 06:37:33 PM
Quote from: team filler on July 13, 2021, 06:18:31 PM
. I'm not really thinking age wise at all, just go towards what attracts me.

:pika
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 13, 2021, 06:48:23 PM
If only reetous were still alive  :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 13, 2021, 07:08:53 PM
miss that guy and the rest of the reeetirement crew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 13, 2021, 07:24:59 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 13, 2021, 05:37:50 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 13, 2021, 04:43:35 PM
Without looking up any actually statistics, I’d guess the average age gap in adult straight relationships and marriages is the woman being ~8-10 years younger than the man.

 :o

Are your parents pretty far apart age wise? Were they older when they had you?

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Seems pretty typical with most couples I meet.

A lot of people also meet in college. In my semi-large circle of friends everyone is roughly the same age or a year or two older than each other. My parents' friends are all roughly the same age give or take a year or two as well. Same with my cousins on both sides and also my wife's cousins now that I think about it.

Hasn't it felt kinda weird that you're getting older but you gravitate toward the same age range regardless? It just seems like a lot of effort.

My parents are within a few years.

Given your background, I don't think you're super familiar with the online dating landscape, which is fine, you met earlier and got to avoid the online dating hellhole. Most women in online dating are seeking guys that start a few years old - 10-15 years older. Very few people are ok with guys the same age.

I think people either meet their eventual marriage partner in grade school->HS or in college and are within a few years of each other or if not they meet elsewhere irl and are often about 5-10 years apart.

There's no effort in meeting people younger? When I online date I message women from 10-15 years younger through my age through women ~5 years older than me. Women older than me are just not interested and I've never gotten a single date with an older woman. The most was someone like 3 weeks older than me. I've had a few dates with women around my age, but most of my dates from online dating in the last two decades have been with younger women because that is who responds.

I've noticed in general that you get hung up on the age thing a lot whenever I post dating stuff and I'm always dating younger people. It's really not a big deal unless it's over 10 years. I feel uncomfortable dating women more than 10 years younger because it looks not appropriate in society's eyes, but 10 years or less never bothers me. My GF who is 8 years younger has nostalgia for Nirvana, Masters of the Universe, 90s movies and pretty much all the same stuff I grew up on. I don't quite understand how that works given the years growing up, but it does and she's no different in personality and interests than my friends in their early 40s.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 13, 2021, 07:33:27 PM
if two consenting adults meet and find happiness with each other. lol at worrying about anything else. just enjoy your life, you won.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 13, 2021, 07:55:19 PM
Also I think being short actually effects this surprisingly. And not from the short guy's perspective but the women perceiving him. Like I will get hit on by someone almost 20 years younger! And I'll tell them "you know I'm almost 40 right?" and they'll just have a total shock on their face and say something to the effect of wtf! I didn't notice your age on your profile, I just looked at your photos and thought you were like late 20s.

Maybe the reason older women or same age women don't really respond to me is they're looking for men at least a bit older than them and they see my photos and I look too young for them.

I feel like short guys just look younger because people associate short with youth even though you're not in a growth spurt in your 30s...

Even outside dating people constantly tell me how young I look when I tell them my age. If my hair is short they say it's because of that, now when my hair is long they say the long hair makes me look a lot younger. It's honestly pretty annoying. For a guy there's no benefit in looking younger.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on July 13, 2021, 08:05:48 PM
I'm 33, 6' 6 and still get asked for ID. It's not your height, it's your baby face
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 15, 2021, 03:09:44 PM
https://twitter.com/sucioooooooo/status/1415750027708833792
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 18, 2021, 10:30:45 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on July 11, 2021, 11:06:00 PM

Trying to figure it out, out of a dozen+ times of sex I’ve only finished twice and was pretty tough to get there. I like this gal and don’t want to make waves but this is something I need to work out if there’s long term potential. It’s just an unfortunate and awkward conversation to have in the early months of dating…



I used to be this way with all blowjobs, then realized I can close my eyes and treat it like a masturbation session. Fantasize your ass off .. the dirtier and nastier the thoughts, the better. Once you get over ‘the hump’ with the mental block, you’ll cum easier after that.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on July 23, 2021, 06:23:37 PM
The gamer girl I met a few months back, and who Ive been playing over 60 hours of stardew together, some risk of rain 2, dbz fighterz  and we have been calling a lot on discord is coming over tomorrow ??? We might be playing some games and go for a walk?

Holy shit

Im pretty anxious bc I dunno for sure she likes me but I assume so I mean.. so much time spent together weekends of gaming and talking.. I just dunno if shes interested in me but I guess so? She doesnt have a bf and I asked her out the second time I met her so... After that we been playing a lot online bc of covid and such

I think I really like this girl tho
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 23, 2021, 06:28:26 PM
I cut off and probably pissed off every other potential I had going. told them I can't be talking to other women because I'm focusing on someone special  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on July 24, 2021, 06:23:49 PM
Omg had a great time together walking playing pokemon go and some donkey kong.. she had given me a mine cart challenge to finish the lvl without getting hit heh ofcourse I passed it (she loves that game). I made sure to initiate physical contact pretty soon after she arrived, gave her shoulders a light massage, noticed she was comfortable and hopped on the couch next to her :). A lot of talking and some gaming, then I dunno I tried to make a move to kiss her but she didnt want to go to fast so we just I dunno like hugged and stuff. She's coming back tomorrow already O_o I was quite surprised.

But I really like her so I hope she really likes me too (it seems so).

The weird thing is I really dont have to modify my behaviour to be with her at all. Which is kinda crazy. She likes all the stuff that I like basically, except for hiphop (shes a metalhead). Its pretty weird how well we are together O_o. But yeah shes a huge nerd.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 24, 2021, 06:34:44 PM
any chocking?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on July 24, 2021, 06:37:35 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on July 24, 2021, 06:23:49 PM
Omg had a great time together walking playing pokemon go and some donkey kong.. she had given me a mine cart challenge to finish the lvl without getting hit heh ofcourse I passed it (she loves that game). I made sure to initiate physical contact pretty soon after she arrived, gave her shoulders a light massage, noticed she was comfortable and hopped on the couch next to her :). A lot of talking and some gaming, then I dunno I tried to make a move to kiss her but she didnt want to go to fast so we just I dunno like hugged and stuff. She's coming back tomorrow already O_o I was quite surprised.

But I really like her so I hope she really likes me too (it seems so).

The weird thing is I really dont have to modify my behaviour to be with her at all. Which is kinda crazy. She likes all the stuff that I like basically, except for hiphop (shes a metalhead). Its pretty weird how well we are together O_o. But yeah shes a huge nerd.

Yeah, that's the best kind of person to date, where you can be yourself!

My gf is sorta like that, but she doesn't like any of my depressing slow indie music (I get the feeling she doesn't have depression and a lot of this kind of music only clicks if you have at least some depression at times). I think I have really good music tastes and am used to recommending good music to people, but I'll send her stuff and she'll be blunt "not crazy about it", "decent"  :lol

As a concert-going junkie (except not since Covid) and music all the time lover, that makes me a little sad and I still keep trying in hopes that one day she'll like some music I send, but everything else is pretty chill and nerdy and can be myself so it's fine. She's pretty casual when it comes to games but I appreciate that she enjoys games and will play them and doesn't look down on me nerding out to random gameboy titles. Like I was telling her about Final Fantasy Legends 1/SaGa 1 the other day and she found it interesting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 24, 2021, 07:12:30 PM
not a single woman I've talked to in the last year or so is happy with me. some of them even love me. most of them are pissed off because I chose karla over everyone. karla is maybe pissed off because I am awful, which she also loves me for. more to it than that, but here we are and I'm the only one seems to be happy. I still like my chances. or maybe she'll meet someone younger and cooler out where she lives.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on July 24, 2021, 07:20:27 PM
Quote from: team filler on July 24, 2021, 06:34:44 PM
any chocking?

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/26vUIi0bwQwD1wJpe/200.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 24, 2021, 07:57:55 PM
 :wong :piss2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 24, 2021, 11:26:21 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 25, 2021, 01:37:42 AM
Ladies and gentlemen.

I had a date tonight.

It did not end with a goodbye hug.

It ended with kisses

This is it boys
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 25, 2021, 01:55:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1ljpLQ1V6Y

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Your love is king, crown you in my heart
Your love is king, you're the ruler of my heart
Your kisses ring, round and round and round my head
Touching the very part of me, it's making my soul sing
I'm crying out for more, your love is king

now who doesn't want their woman to feel that for them?  :hesright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on July 25, 2021, 04:29:52 PM
Another great date... Really glad she came by again today (and is coming tomorrow also lol)

We ordered sushi takeout and played vidya, talked a bunch, kissing was in the mix too 😵
Could be something real real
Best girl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 25, 2021, 06:25:04 PM
I texted her and she responded

 :preach

Time to start looking at wedding venues
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2021, 07:58:09 PM
What's wrong with her. Gotta be something wrong with her.

jk daps to you brah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 26, 2021, 03:53:23 AM
 :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 26, 2021, 05:00:45 AM
Bore bois getting some  :rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gonna be throwing my hat in the ring soon  :shh
[close]

Quote from: team filler on July 26, 2021, 03:53:23 AM
:heart

Stop fucking around, and you can get some goodbye hugs kisses too  :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 26, 2021, 11:59:38 AM
 :salute
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 26, 2021, 05:26:46 PM
She hasn't texted me today.

 :existential
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 26, 2021, 08:24:06 PM
She texted

 :preach
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 28, 2021, 05:51:41 PM
Date 2 is confirmed for Saturday.

I'm risking Delta variant for this
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 29, 2021, 01:44:11 AM
I misunderstood things. Feel about foolish.


well I'm divorced now anyway  :doge


things have been so strange, but the inside of my head has always been tricky to deal with. I was imagining that this girl was into me like I am with her. when you want something to be true, you look for evidence that it is. even when there isn't any. I don't know what to do
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 29, 2021, 01:53:49 AM
this sucks. I really thought I could have her


I want to be wrong about this
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 30, 2021, 01:35:25 AM
 :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 30, 2021, 09:36:34 AM
What's wrong filler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 30, 2021, 12:45:16 PM
I want more than anything for things to be real with karla, but it just feels like it could be all in my head. The other girls who had interest, I basically told them all to kick rocks. Any one of them other girls would have been out here in a heartbeat and showed real interest back. So I knew it wasn't just in my head with them, but with the girl I want most I don't know where I stand at all.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on July 30, 2021, 04:27:47 PM
Well its official we datin 🙋🏼‍♂️
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 30, 2021, 05:06:41 PM
This is it bois, the summer of love at the bore

Chin up filler, this boat is big enough for everyone
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 31, 2021, 12:23:11 AM
All it took was a global pandemic and the fear of an early death for women to finally lower their standards enough for all of us.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 31, 2021, 01:02:17 AM
How does one start the pegging conversation?


Friend wants to know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 31, 2021, 01:21:18 AM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on July 31, 2021, 01:02:17 AM
How does one start the pegging conversation?


Friend wants to know.
start with prostate massages
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 31, 2021, 12:18:03 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 31, 2021, 12:36:49 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 31, 2021, 02:31:40 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 31, 2021, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: team filler on July 31, 2021, 01:21:18 AM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on July 31, 2021, 01:02:17 AM
How does one start the pegging conversation?


Friend wants to know.
start with prostate massages

Whats a massage?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 31, 2021, 04:33:54 PM
take two of your fingers and pick your nose, but just one nostril with both fingers. get in nice n deep until your eyes water from your sinus being rubbed on  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 31, 2021, 06:47:33 PM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on July 31, 2021, 01:02:17 AM
How does one start the pegging conversation?


Friend wants to know.
Either send her a porn vid of pegging or just say it as dirty talk in the heat of the moment. You don’t start a conversation about such things, you drop on them like a bag of bricks when you’re both horny as fuck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 01, 2021, 03:12:37 PM
Second date went very well

 :rejoice

Another full 11 hours

 :rejoice

Lots of making out

 :rejoice

I asked her about music, and she told me her three favorites

One of them I have two floor tickets for this December.

 :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 02, 2021, 11:51:31 PM
she has cool taste in music  :noah
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 06, 2021, 10:04:08 AM
I'm so ready to be a complete cornball for her  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 06, 2021, 12:44:28 PM
3rd date is tomorrow boys

She suggested a bar near her apartment

 :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 06, 2021, 12:56:12 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 06, 2021, 05:03:44 PM
Quote from: team filler on August 06, 2021, 12:56:12 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on July 26, 2021, 05:00:45 AM
Bore bois getting some  :rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gonna be throwing my hat in the ring soon  :shh
[close]

Quote from: team filler on July 26, 2021, 03:53:23 AM
:heart

Stop fucking around, and you can get some goodbye hugs kisses too  :ufup
trying my best and still no besitos  :yeshrug

Life is pain.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on August 07, 2021, 03:27:34 AM
We had a legit date, since almost all other days she would just come.over and hang out at my house lol..

We went to an arcade about half an hour away, it was very cool and fun. Tons of games including Fzero GX, Sega Rally, Virtua Tennis, Some sort of elevator shooter game from Taito I believe? Elevator death something something 🤷🏼‍♂️. Some weird Japanese table flipper game, I got my ass beat in Killer Instinct 😵.. We had a lot of fun

After that we went home to place, ordered sushi and watched Django Unchained

All in all a great date
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 07, 2021, 04:05:50 AM
Happy for you dude, it sounds like it's going great!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on August 07, 2021, 05:25:05 AM
MMaRsu finding a cute gamer gf is a perfect ending for his story arc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on August 07, 2021, 07:23:00 AM
I :doge should focus on the positive
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 07, 2021, 10:17:44 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on August 07, 2021, 03:27:34 AM
I got my ass beat in Killer Instinct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc4IPH7XQBA
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 07, 2021, 12:13:51 PM
Fzero GX

 :whew

Tell me it was the full machine where the riding area moves a bit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on August 07, 2021, 12:20:08 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on August 07, 2021, 03:27:34 AM
We had a legit date, since almost all other days she would just come.over and hang out at my house lol..

We went to an arcade about half an hour away, it was very cool and fun. Tons of games including Fzero GX, Sega Rally, Virtua Tennis, Some sort of elevator shooter game from Taito I believe? Elevator death something something 🤷🏼‍♂️. Some weird Japanese table flipper game, I got my ass beat in Killer Instinct 😵.. We had a lot of fun

After that we went home to place, ordered sushi and watched Django Unchained

All in all a great date

First time I had sex with my ex, it was after watching Django Unchained :P
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on August 07, 2021, 12:26:14 PM
Quote from: james on August 07, 2021, 12:13:51 PM
Fzero GX

 :whew

Tell me it was the full machine where the riding area moves a bit

Yeah it was, I should probably go back there again someday. That Fzero Machine was pretty amazing

They also had Outrun 2 but it was broken :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 07, 2021, 03:05:20 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on August 07, 2021, 07:23:00 AM
I :doge should focus on the positive

Nah, it's cool to vent but perfect is the enemy of good.

Y'all wouldn't believe some of the weird shit my gf does. People are weird, there's rarely perfect compatibility, enjoy the time together and as long as they aren't serious red flag dealbreakers just roll with the oddities.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 11, 2021, 04:06:00 AM
Being in a relationship during covid pandemic is trying if both people are not on the same page regarding risks & precautions  :-\
Gf wants to travel and was talking about cruises and stuff and I'm pointing out why stuff like that is not a good idea right now. She didn't seem very happy about that.

Her boss is throwing a unmasked company-wide birthday party at a restaurant (probably dine-in) on Thursday and that seems like a terrible fucking idea where covid is raging, especially since we have tickets to an event and plans on Sunday as few days later. I'm gonna have to say I don't think it's a good idea for her to go tomorrow and she is going to blow up and it will be bad I know. Alternative is just say nothing and take my chances that she doesn't get covid from this dumb party and that if she does I don't get it from her on Sunday.

She's not like a anti-vaxxer or anti-masker, she has her vaccine shots, but she just doesn't seem to get the current situation with the delta wave going on and things being really bad out there. I have a vaccinated co-worker in the hospital (whose thankfully recovering), she has a vaccinated family member testing positive (with mild symptoms), her vet is closed because they got delta, etc... shit is everywhere right now. But like we'll go to a restaurant and I'll ask for outdoor seating and there's a short wait and she's like "how about indoor then?"; she just doesn't seem to get the risk factors and it's definitely hard and creating tension as I'm trying to get out and do things regularly with her, but do them in low risk safe ways.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on August 11, 2021, 10:04:34 AM
I just want to say, I think it’s rather admirable that people are still seeking out love & romance during the end times.  :-[

Not me though. I’ll be in a bunker in Montana in 5 years time if I play my cards right.  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 11, 2021, 03:04:02 PM
Well I went ahead and told her what I thought about her work gathering and linked her a bunch of articles/data from NPR/LA Times/Seattle Times to back up my concerns.

She took it into consideration and let me know the office lunch birthday party should only about about 10-12 people and will be at an outdoor dining table and she'll be careful.

At the end of the day I'm going to respect her decision and her judgment. She has the facts and knows how things are right now with delta, our area has 18/100,000 case rate and 8.5% positivity rate. And I'll just have to roll the dice and hope she doesn't pick it up and that I don't get it from her on our Sunday date.

It sucks that dating during a pandemic is like this and sometimes you have to choose between some risk or your relationship. I think it's a lot easier when you're married or living together with someone who hopefully is on the same page re: covid because then you have less outside risk. When you're dating and your partner lives separately, works separately and has a separate active friends circle, it's just a risk factor you have to be willing to live with.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 11, 2021, 10:39:12 PM
I broke up with my girlfriend today. It hurts so bad. I think it was because this was the first time in a long time that I wanted to marry and have children with.

Talking to a couple of girls already but fuck, I wish things would have turned out better.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 12, 2021, 12:15:08 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 11, 2021, 10:39:12 PM
I broke up with my girlfriend today. It hurts so bad. I think it was because this was the first time in a long time that I wanted to marry and have children with.

Talking to a couple of girls already but fuck, I wish things would have turned out better.

:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 12, 2021, 12:28:10 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 11, 2021, 10:39:12 PM
I broke up with my girlfriend today. It hurts so bad. I think it was because this was the first time in a long time that I wanted to marry and have children with.

Talking to a couple of girls already but fuck, I wish things would have turned out better.

:(

Sorry you're going through this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 12, 2021, 02:07:52 PM
Thanks for the likes and comments.

Onwards and upwards is the only way I can go. There are many things I’d like to say to her but I won’t. She sent a text this morning but I ignored it. I think it’s better that way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 12, 2021, 05:46:39 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 12, 2021, 02:07:52 PM
Thanks for the likes and comments.

Onwards and upwards is the only way I can go. There are many things I’d like to say to her but I won’t. She sent a text this morning but I ignored it. I think it’s better that way.

You'll heal faster if you remove her picture from your profile
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on August 21, 2021, 07:23:31 AM
We going to a zoo / safari park today 😁
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: samir on August 21, 2021, 07:46:29 AM
Remember to use a dental dam if you're gonna eat her asshole
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on August 21, 2021, 12:16:12 PM
What is a dental dam
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 21, 2021, 12:21:08 PM
something you should never use, especially if you like the girl. what an insult. use one when you kiss her too  :heh

don't use a condom and cum deep inside her tight pussy  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: naff on August 24, 2021, 10:38:39 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on August 07, 2021, 12:26:14 PM
Quote from: james on August 07, 2021, 12:13:51 PM
Fzero GX

 :whew

Tell me it was the full machine where the riding area moves a bit

Yeah it was, I should probably go back there again someday. That Fzero Machine was pretty amazing

They also had Outrun 2 but it was broken :(

i have never been to an arcade with the f zero gx cab. Should've tracked one down in Japan. Some holy grail shit. Outrun 2 cab is extremely good. I nearly bought one when an old cinema in my hometown was selling up. Alas, I don't have a house big enough
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on August 25, 2021, 07:41:35 AM
Eh.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2021, 12:25:50 PM
Quote from: team filler on August 06, 2021, 12:56:12 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on July 26, 2021, 05:00:45 AM
Bore bois getting some  :rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gonna be throwing my hat in the ring soon  :shh
[close]

Quote from: team filler on July 26, 2021, 03:53:23 AM
:heart

Stop fucking around, and you can get some goodbye hugs kisses too  :ufup
trying my best and still no besitos  :yeshrug
:stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 31, 2021, 01:14:32 PM
Quote from: team filler on August 31, 2021, 12:25:50 PM
Quote from: team filler on August 06, 2021, 12:56:12 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on July 26, 2021, 05:00:45 AM
Bore bois getting some  :rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gonna be throwing my hat in the ring soon  :shh
[close]

Quote from: team filler on July 26, 2021, 03:53:23 AM
:heart

Stop fucking around, and you can get some goodbye hugs kisses too  :ufup
trying my best and still no besitos  :yeshrug
:stahp

:goty

Is this a bad time to say that over the weekend I had a date that went pretty well and we plan to see each other again?  :cat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2021, 01:16:11 PM
depends  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 31, 2021, 02:55:24 PM
The girl Ive gone on a few dates with (no sex yet) asked to sleep over Friday

Does that mean besitos bois?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 31, 2021, 03:02:02 PM
Quote from: james on August 31, 2021, 02:55:24 PM
The girl Ive gone on a few dates with (no sex yet) asked to sleep over Friday

Does that mean besitos bois?

She wants to get splatoon’d  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2021, 03:15:46 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2021, 04:03:11 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 01, 2021, 12:01:21 AM
just want to be taking romantic trips like this  :)

https://twitter.com/HardBristle/status/1432559432462999553
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: who is ted danson? on September 01, 2021, 05:46:31 AM
Quote from: team filler on September 01, 2021, 12:01:21 AM
just want to be taking romantic trips like this  :)

https://twitter.com/HardBristle/status/1432559432462999553

Love how the woman runs to the moving chair and the roof falls on her head

This shit is like star trek where random computers and panels start blowing up on the bridge when they get hit by missiles and shit  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 01, 2021, 09:45:02 AM
Does email code hide from non members?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 01, 2021, 10:30:59 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 01, 2021, 09:45:02 AM
Does email code hide from non members?
Using the HIDE code in brackets will hide enclosed text from non-members.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on September 01, 2021, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: team filler on September 01, 2021, 12:01:21 AM
just want to be taking romantic trips like this  :)

https://twitter.com/HardBristle/status/1432559432462999553

The new Uncharted game looks pretty cool ngl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 01, 2021, 10:54:17 PM
Quote from: team filler on August 31, 2021, 04:03:11 PM
trying to get a date with karla is like taking the crate challenge for me


this is me currently:

(https://i.imgur.com/BfP3WWk.jpg)
guy needs a ring dinger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OrPIRBUBvs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 02, 2021, 08:23:39 PM
It's not weird to want that.

And it's also not weird if your girl doesn't want that. Work is tiring af and seeing other people can be exhausting if you feel like shit.

By the time I get done with work, exercise, dinner, take out the trash, shower, it's usually like 8:30-9pm already and I'm tired af and comfy and all I want to do is play some games then read for a bit in bed, get a wank and sleep. Doing stuff with other people is possible, and like with my current gf I try to see her like one weeknight a week but it's not the easiest. I completely understand how someone could not feel up to getting together during the weekdays.

Still, you both gotta try to compromise a bit for each other. I'd talk to her and let her know you'd like to spend more time together and see if she'd be up to hang out during the week like once a week. You can let her know it can be chill and you don't have to go do stuff out after a long workday, but just chill. Play Stardew together at your place or something.

If she's not willing to budge and compromise at all for you and only willing to see you once a week you just gotta decide whether she's worth it or to move on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 08, 2021, 07:05:29 AM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 12, 2021, 02:07:52 PM
Thanks for the likes and comments.

Onwards and upwards is the only way I can go. There are many things I’d like to say to her but I won’t. She sent a text this morning but I ignored it. I think it’s better that way.

My ex sent me a few texts last night trying to pick a fight. Ignoring them only seemed to irritate her further :lol

Currently seeing three girls. None of them are relationship material but know about the other girls so it’s effectively created a competition. I’m just making hay while the sun shines. I’ll be back to zero soon enough I’m sure :lol

One of them gave permission to share as long as her face isn’t showing. Have fun, the images are set to delete in two days:

https://ibb.co/g4kh1rz
https://ibb.co/6gR1jsR
https://ibb.co/Rcj1LRG
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on September 08, 2021, 09:20:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z1K17GQ1EY&ab_channel=GooseberryGill

you atm.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 08, 2021, 11:17:54 AM
 :whoo :whew :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 08, 2021, 01:00:48 PM
the idea that we wanted to see her face  :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Huff on September 20, 2021, 12:27:29 AM
got engaged
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 20, 2021, 01:26:11 AM
Quote from: Huff on September 20, 2021, 12:27:29 AM
got engaged

Awesome, congrats!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 20, 2021, 01:30:45 AM
So I've never asked my gfs to get STD tested before, because was just running on trust and I'd get tested every once and a while myself. But I wanna ask my gf to ditch the condoms at this point since we've been together 3 months now, and I think she'll want to be responsible and we both get tested. We're going away for my 40th in a few weeks and I'd really like to start ditching that condoms at that trip. She had a procedure so she can't get pregnant, so the only concern is STDs.

I was looking into prices these days and man they nickel and dime this shit! Like Quest seems like if you want the full panel it's $379 and doesn't even include Herpes 1/2 which is another $100 add-on. So $500 each basically. What a ripoff. But I guess it's better to be safe.

Planning on bring it up with her this week so we can go and get tested. Hope it's not awkward. I always feel in a relationship this is one of the most awkward conversations with have with your partner. Well, that and anal. Especially if you're both pretty shy. But man sex with a condom sucks so bad. Been like six years since I had any non-condom sex.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: mormapope on September 20, 2021, 01:41:03 AM
Moving in with my partner and their child. Best sex of my life, first time it's felt like a partner cares about me and loves me. Had a threesome with her and her other guy partner. Met her kink friends. I'm a daddy Dom sadist that can hit, choke, slap, cut, and meat tenderize my princess. I can jerk off on her while she's sleeping. She's always down to eat my cum or take a load in her pussy.

She has really changed my life and I feel like the luckiest person in the world because of her.  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 20, 2021, 01:45:24 AM
I held a girl's hand in highschool once
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on September 20, 2021, 02:00:57 AM
Quote from: mormapope on September 20, 2021, 01:41:03 AM
Moving in with my partner and their child. Best sex of my life, first time it's felt like a partner cares about me and loves me. Had a threesome with her and her other guy partner. Met her kink friends. I'm a daddy Dom sadist that can hit, choke, slap, cut, and meat tenderize my princess. I can jerk off on her while she's sleeping. She's always down to eat my cum or take a load in her pussy.

She has really changed my life and I feel like the luckiest person in the world because of her.  :heart

I'd jerk off to this. Let me know when you got something for me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on September 20, 2021, 05:38:35 AM
you have to pay for sti checks in America ?  :doge


how are Americans not just swarming with disEase
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2021, 06:44:27 AM
Wtf? We have free std checks here in the Netherlands...

Also, im meeting her parents tonight. Im supposed to come over after dinner (?) And meet her parents and also her sister

God wish me luck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 20, 2021, 10:08:46 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on September 20, 2021, 01:30:45 AM
So I've never asked my gfs to get STD tested before, because was just running on trust and I'd get tested every once and a while myself. But I wanna ask my gf to ditch the condoms at this point since we've been together 3 months now, and I think she'll want to be responsible and we both get tested. We're going away for my 40th in a few weeks and I'd really like to start ditching that condoms at that trip. She had a procedure so she can't get pregnant, so the only concern is STDs.

I was looking into prices these days and man they nickel and dime this shit! Like Quest seems like if you want the full panel it's $379 and doesn't even include Herpes 1/2 which is another $100 add-on. So $500 each basically. What a ripoff. But I guess it's better to be safe.

Planning on bring it up with her this week so we can go and get tested. Hope it's not awkward. I always feel in a relationship this is one of the most awkward conversations with have with your partner. Well, that and anal. Especially if you're both pretty shy. But man sex with a condom sucks so bad. Been like six years since I had any non-condom sex.

Did you check planned parenthood?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 20, 2021, 10:09:54 AM
Quote from: Huff on September 20, 2021, 12:27:29 AM
got engaged

Congrats if she's hot, condolences if shes not
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 20, 2021, 10:11:04 AM
Quote from: mormapope on September 20, 2021, 01:41:03 AM
Moving in with my partner and their child. Best sex of my life, first time it's felt like a partner cares about me and loves me. Had a threesome with her and her

:pika

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other guy partner.

 :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 20, 2021, 07:36:59 PM
So my gf wanted me to travel for my 40th, especially since it's still too pandemic-y and my friends irl don't want to do anything together in-person. So I spent all day searching for places to get away on a romantic getaway for a couple nights and then she's like "oh, I used all my vacation days when I went on my florida cruise solo, I can't go anywhere with you" and like she thought I would want to go somewhere solo and spend my 40th birthday alone -_-

Guess I'm not doing anything for my birthday. Just like I didn't last year. And guess vacations and traveling on romantic getaways are out for the forseeable future (she gets 3 vacation days a year).

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 20, 2021, 07:54:35 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on September 20, 2021, 07:36:59 PM
So my gf wanted me to travel for my 40th, especially since it's still too pandemic-y and my friends irl don't want to do anything together in-person. So I spent all day searching for places to get away on a romantic getaway for a couple nights and then she's like "oh, I used all my vacation days when I went on my florida cruise solo, I can't go anywhere with you" and like she thought I would want to go somewhere solo and spend my 40th birthday alone -_-

Guess I'm not doing anything for my birthday. Just like I didn't last year. And guess vacations and traveling on romantic getaways are out for the forseeable future (she gets 3 vacation days a year).

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I'm going to top golf for my birthday this week with the girl I'm seeing, maybe you can do something like that?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 22, 2021, 04:58:41 AM
Had a long talk with my gf tonight for the first time about the state of our relationship and issues. Didn't go great but ended up mostly ok and for the better.

The hardest thing about my relationship is that my gf is a very rare type of woman who falls into the so far on the logical side of the myers-briggs personality type that it makes me feel she doesn't love me because she's not emotionally affectionate (or emotional) AT ALL, and I am very much INFP emotional feelings person.

Like she doesn't do cuddling for the sake of cuddling, though she's ok cuddling when it's a side activity when watching a movie or something, but just laying in bed and having close non-sex intimacy? Nope. And sex for her is a "ok, let's fuck to orgasm. We're done, let's get out of bed and move on" thing a couple times as week like the purpose of sex is just fucking to orgasm. Whereas for me sex is a romantic intimacy feelings thing.

And she cannot share rooms or sleep in the same bed as another person. It's like a dealbreaker for her. She's straight out told me she could never live with me, and don't even bring it up. Her ideal married life at 50/60/70 is having her own apartment/condo/house separate from her husband where she just has her own space for her and her cat and sees her husband a few times a week to fuck and go out and do things together.

Like that is so completely bizarre to me. I have never met or even heard of another woman in my entire life who feels that way about relationships/love. The thought of her compromising and "moving in" with someone is just "asking her to change who she is as a person" and she's no way, no how.

Meanwhile I am the kind of person who craves love, affection and intimacy, who wants to start spending nights over with an SO within a few months and living together within 6-12 months and waking up daily next to a person I love, and cuddle in bed a ton. I also like to see my SO & fuck more than a couple times a week.

So I'm pretty much exactly the opposite of what I need to be fulfilled in intimacy than my SO, which makes this hard af to work.

But I'm crazy and rather just say "we're too incompatible, let's break up" and get back on dating sites and try to meet someone else, I want to try really hard to make this somehow work. I've already made peace about not living together and I'm trying to get my SO to meet me partway and try to stay over like one night a month or something. At first she got pretty upset about even doing that because I was asking her to do something she is clear about her not wanting to do, but as we talked she got more ok with putting in the effort and trying to stay over occasionally even if she doesn't like it because she knows I like it.

I at least feel better about our relationship after talking it all out with her. She loves me, I just have a hard time seeing that being expressed because she doesn't express it like I do so I worry she doesn't love me. I'm going to try to understand her better so I can recognize how she expresses love & affection so I can see it and feel loved, which is what I want.

And no, I didn't end up bringing up the condom issue, because when dealing with all that heavy serious stuff I didn't want to maybe piss her off and bring up that I want better sex with no condoms in the near future. I still plan on bring it up really soon with her. Maybe she'll be ok with it? Idk, every woman is different on how they feel about the necessity of condoms. I do throw out hints though like "It's not you, I only take a while to finish because you know condoms suck and dull the sensations" hoping that maybe she'll catch on and say something like "we don't have to use condoms if we get tested" or something, but that doesn't happen, so I'll need to just bring it up soon.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 22, 2021, 10:14:43 AM
That is bizarre. Is she autistic? I have a friend dating an autistic women and I see some similarities
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 22, 2021, 02:12:12 PM
your friend is dating valk  ???
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on September 22, 2021, 08:04:20 PM
I was talking with another attorney today and they mentioned their fiance moved out to live separately and I was like like "because there were issues?" and he's like no she just like her space and wants to have her own place and I was like WHAT A COINCIDENCE OF TIMING. So I guess there are couples/people like that where they choose to live separately even if they could live together. 

Hmmm.

My gf was like don't most guys prefer it that way? Have someone to go out with, someone to sleep with, but otherwise leaves you alone to live your own life. Don't most guys complain about gfs being too clingy and needing to spend time together all the time.

I think there is a middleground that is the best, but that's just me!

Also to answer James's question, idk, maybe, probably not? Everyone is on the spectrum in some way. To me it seems more a personality type thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 22, 2021, 09:09:08 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on September 22, 2021, 08:04:20 PM
I was talking with another attorney today and they mentioned their fiance moved out to live separately and I was like like "because there were issues?" and he's like no she just like her space and wants to have her own place and I was like WHAT A COINCIDENCE OF TIMING. So I guess there are couples/people like that where they choose to live separately even if they could live together. 

Hmmm.

My gf was like don't most guys prefer it that way? Have someone to go out with, someone to sleep with, but otherwise leaves you alone to live your own life. Don't most guys complain about gfs being too clingy and needing to spend time together all the time.

I think there is a middleground that is the best, but that's just me!

Also to answer James's question, idk, maybe, probably not? Everyone is on the spectrum in some way. To me it seems more a personality type thing.

Have you considered you're dating the same person?

I moved in with my ex after 5 years and she dumped me 5 months later so maybe your girl is onto something
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on September 22, 2021, 11:00:30 PM
If it makes you feel better beps your gf sounds like my gf  :doge

It's kinda surreal actually down to the wanting to live by herself with the cat but still be in a relationship thing.

we've been living together for like 6-7 years tho  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 26, 2021, 10:45:28 PM
Your gf sounds like a chore, Bebpo. I would have ended it after the post about your 40th birthday trip.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on September 27, 2021, 03:08:00 PM
Sounds like your biological clock is on overdrive. tick tock tick tock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 28, 2021, 12:16:45 PM
pissed off this girl I like on twitter because I'm flirty and don't follow through on anything  :stahp

I just want to keep being twitter buddies, but now she probably hates my ass  :(


I really gotta stop doing this  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on September 30, 2021, 03:37:50 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on September 20, 2021, 07:36:59 PM
So my gf wanted me to travel for my 40th, especially since it's still too pandemic-y and my friends irl don't want to do anything together in-person. So I spent all day searching for places to get away on a romantic getaway for a couple nights and then she's like "oh, I used all my vacation days when I went on my florida cruise solo, I can't go anywhere with you" and like she thought I would want to go somewhere solo and spend my 40th birthday alone -_-

Guess I'm not doing anything for my birthday. Just like I didn't last year. And guess vacations and traveling on romantic getaways are out for the forseeable future (she gets 3 vacation days a year).

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Quote from: Bebpo on September 22, 2021, 08:04:20 PM
I was talking with another attorney today and they mentioned their fiance moved out to live separately and I was like like "because there were issues?" and he's like no she just like her space and wants to have her own place and I was like WHAT A COINCIDENCE OF TIMING. So I guess there are couples/people like that where they choose to live separately even if they could live together. 

Hmmm.

My gf was like don't most guys prefer it that way? Have someone to go out with, someone to sleep with, but otherwise leaves you alone to live your own life. Don't most guys complain about gfs being too clingy and needing to spend time together all the time.

I think there is a middleground that is the best, but that's just me!

Also to answer James's question, idk, maybe, probably not? Everyone is on the spectrum in some way. To me it seems more a personality type thing.

You're not going to get what you want with your current partner. You want a level of intimacy and affection that she's not willing to provide. Would you miss her specifically if you broke up, or just be bummed about being alone? Would she miss you?

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 03, 2021, 07:24:05 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on October 06, 2021, 09:52:00 PM
The girl Ive been seeing asked me to join her at Pokemon Go Community Day this Saturday
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 07, 2021, 04:36:00 AM
Use your Nanab Berries. They're super-effective.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on October 11, 2021, 10:12:47 PM
It appears Ive gotten myself into a canoe situation
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 13, 2021, 06:38:13 PM
I'll be in GA in december probably  :heh

my throatgoat moved out her mom's house  :rash

might hit up a couple other girls while I'm out there, but some of them are still mad because they wanted the invite to come out here. I don't want them out here  :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 24, 2021, 08:08:50 PM
https://www.psypost.org/2021/10/psychologists-identify-shared-reality-as-a-key-component-of-close-relationships-61969

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“619 69” …nice.
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I have seen this be true time and again. It’s not whether or not you like the same Star Trek, or even the same series of Star Trek. It’s not about whether or not you both enjoyed comics or video games. It’s not about one of your likes to cook and the other one likes to eat. It’s a matter of whether or not you feel you are living in the same world or experiencing similar realities. It is also about sharing a similar set of values.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on October 24, 2021, 09:03:38 PM
Where all the cute agoraphobe ladies at
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on October 25, 2021, 05:41:43 PM
What do I do if I like someone but would like them more if they lost 100 lbs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 25, 2021, 07:26:47 PM
Quote from: james on October 25, 2021, 05:41:43 PM
What do I do if I like someone but would like them more if they lost 100 lbs
No relationship works when you want to “fix“ something about the other person. Accepting the other person as they are, not trying to see them as a project, is the basis of long-term success.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2021, 01:50:55 PM
Quote from: james on October 25, 2021, 05:41:43 PM
What do I do if I like someone but would like them more if they lost 100 lbs

Stop clinging to them every now and then?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on October 27, 2021, 06:05:33 AM
Quote from: james on October 25, 2021, 05:41:43 PM
What do I do if I like someone but would like them more if they lost 100 lbs

Looking in the mirror again?

I'm getting married on Sunday. My days of being "single" are coming to a close here boys and gals
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on October 27, 2021, 09:46:16 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on October 27, 2021, 06:05:33 AM
Quote from: james on October 25, 2021, 05:41:43 PM
What do I do if I like someone but would like them more if they lost 100 lbs

Looking in the mirror again?

I'm getting married on Sunday. My days of being "single" are coming to a close here boys and gals

Dont forget to fuck a stripper before it's too late!!!!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 27, 2021, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: chronovore on October 24, 2021, 08:08:50 PM
https://www.psypost.org/2021/10/psychologists-identify-shared-reality-as-a-key-component-of-close-relationships-61969

spoiler (click to show/hide)
“619 69” …nice.
[close]

I have seen this be true time and again. It’s not whether or not you like the same Star Trek, or even the same series of Star Trek. It’s not about whether or not you both enjoyed comics or video games. It’s not about one of your likes to cook and the other one likes to eat. It’s a matter of whether or not you feel you are living in the same world or experiencing similar realities. It is also about sharing a similar set of values.

A relationship is just an ongoing conversation about what/where you’re going to eat next.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on November 05, 2021, 11:31:36 AM
So...

I'm going to be going to a lawyer this Tuesday to talk about options for separation or divorce.

Probably the opposite of what you'd expect in this thread.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 05, 2021, 11:57:36 AM
Sorry bro.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on November 05, 2021, 12:04:37 PM
Sorry to hear that, zomgee.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on November 05, 2021, 01:21:10 PM
Quote from: zomgee on November 05, 2021, 11:31:36 AM
So...

I'm going to be going to a lawyer this Tuesday to talk about options for separation or divorce.

Probably the opposite of what you'd expect in this thread.

In my experience love is a lie and relationships never work out, but if you tell people that they think you're cynical or trying to be edgy or whatever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on November 05, 2021, 01:38:52 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on November 05, 2021, 01:21:10 PM
Quote from: zomgee on November 05, 2021, 11:31:36 AM
So...

I'm going to be going to a lawyer this Tuesday to talk about options for separation or divorce.

Probably the opposite of what you'd expect in this thread.

In my experience love is a lie and relationships never work out, but if you tell people that they think you're cynical or trying to be edgy or whatever.

Even with what I'm going through, I don't believe that. Even after 26 years of marriage that I may have to leave behind.

It is WAY in initial stages, this is the initial consultation. If it goes on, maybe I'll try and document my story a bit.

But thanks a bunch for the kindness, everyone.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 07, 2021, 06:20:19 PM
Haven’t posted here in a while. Still married, still got the gf. Added a baby the family just a few days ago. I’ve got the next 2 months off work for bonding leave. I couldn’t be happier.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 07, 2021, 10:36:05 PM
Sort of broke up with my gf, feel sad

I did the whole our longterm compatibility isn’t really there, and we seem to get a long more like friends so maybe we should just be friends thing. She wants to stay friends but wants time to think about if she wants to stay romantically for the short term. I’m happy with her but it was always going to be a short term thing.

I always am the one who breaks up my relationships and I always stress about what I’m going to say for weeks and try to time it as least shitty for the other person as possible and always feel bad  :-\

*edit* Or maybe sorta not. I think we're in a weird grey area now. Where things are ok but we know they will change at some point but that point is not now so we are still good. The main change is that

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ok, so I was financially helping out my gf a bit and it's been hitting my finances and I had to stop and that is now stopped and what happens happens but I'll be financially more ok going forward now.
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 08, 2021, 12:50:13 AM
She should probably book less cruises.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 08, 2021, 01:14:49 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 08, 2021, 11:33:59 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on November 08, 2021, 11:39:47 PM
How long were you married for, filler?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 09, 2021, 09:14:16 AM
How old is the hot czech/serbian goth chick girl and what's her insta
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 09, 2021, 09:31:02 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 09, 2021, 01:21:16 PM
Quote from: team filler on November 09, 2021, 09:31:02 AM
Quote from: james on November 09, 2021, 09:14:16 AM
How old is the hot czech/serbian goth chick girl and what's her insta

I think you can figure that one out pretty easy and it's not like you would think exactly. mostly I just talk to her about karla and her take on what's going on feels accurate. which is strange because I don't really believe in any of that tarot reading stuff. czech girl even encourages me to not give up, but at the same time she is attracted to me. I'm never going out to florida again, so it's not realistic at all. it's just nice talking to someone who wants what I am trying to give to karla.

Im asking for me my dude
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on November 09, 2021, 09:14:43 PM
I went to the laywer's office, and had a good conversation. Talked about financial options, went through our debts and assets. I really thought it would be worse.

I would take an outlay against my 403(b) and will have to pay support to the end of her life. Support would be 1500-2000 a month.

EXCEPT.

I have the evidence of the multiple affairs which then becomes a negotiating card during mediation. If she wants to negotiate, the results can be laid out and say - $1000 a month and you walk away. If not, feel free to go to court and we can talk about them in detail, with evidence of her sister encouraging her to cheat on me and her conversations with the other men.

It's so upsetting, not just because of the broken house, but the years I lost waiting on her to take responsibility.

I am ready for the questions - why are you doing this to the family, to that I would say - "Why did you?"

So I filed. Aiming for December 1st. I have to be passive and just wait it out.

Tomorrow is our anniversary.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 10, 2021, 03:23:48 PM
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Post by: team filler on November 10, 2021, 06:53:39 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 10, 2021, 08:39:21 PM
So me and my friend who is a girl had continued talking and things acting like normal-ish for the last few days. But got the text that after thinking on it a few days they need some space to let things cool down romantically and then hope to be friends.

I believe them and think we'll still be friends, but yeah this is pretty much over. The idea a few days ago with how we both felt and were was that neither of us were going to move on for a few months since we're both busy with stuff and we'd keep texting/seeing each other/being romantic until that point. I came out of those talks feeling pretty positive about things overall. But I guess in the end after processing it my now -ex changed her mind.

We were planning on getting together tomorrow or Friday to get dinner and watch a Titane at my place and I was just about to text her about timing, but that's not happening now.

Better for me overall, I really needed to move on because this was not a long-term relationship and she was not compatible with me compassionately, sexually or financially, but still sucks.

Now I need to get back to dating strangers and hoping they're cool with wearing masks at indoor places and having their booster shot and generally doing things that won't get me covid by dating them  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 11, 2021, 11:45:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNn361umypM
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 13, 2021, 11:46:27 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 15, 2021, 06:58:09 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2021, 12:59:48 PM
my type: (https://i.imgur.com/cHMAEZt.jpg)


 :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2021, 02:22:26 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2021, 11:26:39 PM
Quote from: team filler on November 16, 2021, 12:59:48 PM
my type: (https://i.imgur.com/cHMAEZt.jpg)


 :whew
(https://i.imgur.com/iPZK8xJ.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 17, 2021, 12:33:03 AM
You mean  :social :social2 ?

:teehee
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 17, 2021, 03:39:24 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 18, 2021, 03:15:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/MesbuGU.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: porkbun on November 18, 2021, 04:41:33 PM
Quote from: zomgee on November 09, 2021, 09:14:43 PM
I went to the laywer's office, and had a good conversation. Talked about financial options, went through our debts and assets. I really thought it would be worse.

I would take an outlay against my 403(b) and will have to pay support to the end of her life. Support would be 1500-2000 a month.

EXCEPT.

I have the evidence of the multiple affairs which then becomes a negotiating card during mediation. If she wants to negotiate, the results can be laid out and say - $1000 a month and you walk away. If not, feel free to go to court and we can talk about them in detail, with evidence of her sister encouraging her to cheat on me and her conversations with the other men.

It's so upsetting, not just because of the broken house, but the years I lost waiting on her to take responsibility.

I am ready for the questions - why are you doing this to the family, to that I would say - "Why did you?"

So I filed. Aiming for December 1st. I have to be passive and just wait it out.

Tomorrow is our anniversary.

I've been separated from my wife for a few months now.  I feel your pain.  Best of luck to you.

 :winning
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 18, 2021, 06:02:23 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 18, 2021, 10:52:15 PM
Quote from: porkbun on November 18, 2021, 04:41:33 PM
Quote from: zomgee on November 09, 2021, 09:14:43 PM
I went to the laywer's office, and had a good conversation. Talked about financial options, went through our debts and assets. I really thought it would be worse.

I would take an outlay against my 403(b) and will have to pay support to the end of her life. Support would be 1500-2000 a month.

EXCEPT.

I have the evidence of the multiple affairs which then becomes a negotiating card during mediation. If she wants to negotiate, the results can be laid out and say - $1000 a month and you walk away. If not, feel free to go to court and we can talk about them in detail, with evidence of her sister encouraging her to cheat on me and her conversations with the other men.

It's so upsetting, not just because of the broken house, but the years I lost waiting on her to take responsibility.

I am ready for the questions - why are you doing this to the family, to that I would say - "Why did you?"

So I filed. Aiming for December 1st. I have to be passive and just wait it out.

Tomorrow is our anniversary.

I've been separated from my wife for a few months now.  I feel your pain.  Best of luck to you.

 :winning
no more white women 2021  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 18, 2021, 11:09:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/mW7w8aI.jpg)

us <3
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 21, 2021, 03:28:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/kkToHwO.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on November 23, 2021, 09:50:37 AM
I really went after my lawyer with a need for assurances, and eventually he told me to shut the fuck up. Literally. He said I have to stop going down rabbit holes and chasing possibilities. At some point I have to trust the system that he's going to the best he can do but that there can never be a guarantee.

I told him I was overly analytical and I *had* to go down those roads. It's who I was. He understood, but stayed firm - there's a point I have to release some trust that he's going to fight as hard as he can for me but there are no guarantees.

He asked - are you doing this to wake up your wife or are you doing this to leave your wife?

The idea of staying felt repellent.

I signed the divorce decree on Monday.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 25, 2021, 06:29:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD2DwBfBOmI
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 27, 2021, 02:05:34 AM
All these women are insane. :doge

https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/qz3879/men_arent_asking_you_on_coffee_dates_because_they/
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 27, 2021, 02:16:56 AM
Bruh, those comments  :whoo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on November 27, 2021, 05:48:19 AM
:era "I can take of myself thank you very much, I'm not your property. Relationships aren't just about money. Get with the times."

:era "Why are we splitting the bill. Only a $2 coffee? What happened to real men?" 

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You can owe him a kiss or two if he really wants some physical contact for his cash. Hold his hand and let him peep a bra strap or two on a real woman instead of his streaky laptop screen. (which is still unnecessary because if he likes you, he won't need it; if he does need it, he doesn't like you.)
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This. And I've had men arriving to the place before me, sitting down and order their coffee/drink so that when I come I have to order and pay mine myself
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Emotions, disappointment, train fare aside I had wasted 4 hours of my time and energy for a £2 coffee. Never again. Thank god restrictions have lifted and LVM can’t ask you to coffee / walks under the guise of Covid.
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Sorry but as a bi woman I'd rather dIe than having to ask a woman I like for a coffee/Walk date.
TOXIC MASCULINITY

So much for the bois thinking that casual coffee/walking dates are more personal and less intimidating.
Next time just arrange for a Tesla to casually pick her up from the bus stop and drive her to a rented villa for a private dinner on a water bed.
Then she'll feel more comfortable in knowing that you're not doing it just to have sex.

Don't forget to split the bill though, that shit is expensive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 27, 2021, 09:49:00 PM
Kinda random but was thinking about how one of the really small things that was off in terms of compatibility in my last relationship was that my ex never got depressed. She was on the complete opposite side of emotions on the myers-briggs and was all logic. So she couldn't relate to any of the sad depressing music I like which is like 90% of music I like. I never really saw any emotions from her but I could tell when she was happy because she made it a point to smile.

I'd never been with anyone like that before and found it kind of weird. I don't think I could date someone like that again.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 28, 2021, 06:04:03 AM
She sounds autistic.

"I never really saw any emotions from her but I could tell when she was happy because she made it a point to smile."

Come on, dude. Did she pull out one of those slips with different faces on it so she could process logically which face to make?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on November 28, 2021, 11:04:06 AM
Today is the day I tell her. Now I *was* going to let the divorce decree get delivered to her as her official announcement from me, but my therapist felt that was a bad idea and I agree with her. Someone might find out early and tell her or she'd find out from the local newspaper, I have to get over any anxiety, and while she lowered the boom on me with multiple affairs out of the blue: I AM NOT THAT PERSON.

I've struggled with what I'm going to say. My therapist and I were going to work on this, but we ran out of time, but when she started it was firm, short, and basically: if there's anything to discuss it needs to be with a lawyer, and that she needs to get a lawyer. And that I really don't want to talk about anything else until we are with mediators or a lawyer. That's it. Over and over. Be firm and be emotionless.

Today we are having a party at our house for my neice, her Sweet 16. I really love her. We've become good friends because she started acting in community theater. I really want to have a final nice interaction with my niece before it all goes to hell. People have told me that she will understand but I just want one more 'pure' interaction before she might decide she doesn't like me or whatever. :) It's completely for me.

If it goes nuts, I have friends who are ready to help and there's a hotel not 5 minutes away.

Anyway this is what I'm after.

Wife:

I have decided that the marriage isn't salvageable and the romantic relationship has run its course. Your continued unfaithfulness has broken the marriage vows, and your unwillingness to seek help have damaged the relationship beyond repair.

I have retained a lawyer, this is a copy of the divorce decree that you will be officially receiving via certified mail this week. It will need to be signed for by you. You should look into getting a lawyer. I do not wish to discuss any further particulars outside of mediation or law offices. I am going to talk to (24 year old kid at home) about this shortly and I am going to leave for a few hours to be by myself.

Daughter:

First and always, I love you. I always will. I need you to understand none of this is your fault. I have decided that I cannot stay in this marriage because of your mom's continued unfaithfulness with other men, which I did not deserve. Your mom has cheated on me multiple times, and I feel she didn’t work on the things she needed to: to help fix why she did it repeatedly. Some day if you want, and when you're comfortable we can talk more about it, but please understand I have to do this for myself. I promise you, none of this is your fault.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 28, 2021, 12:44:58 PM
Quote from: zomgee on November 28, 2021, 11:04:06 AM
my neice, her Sweet 16. I really love her. We've become good friends

:pika

Kevin spacey is that you
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on November 28, 2021, 01:05:59 PM
good one
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 28, 2021, 01:53:43 PM
It's a good movie

If your daughter is 24 in sure she will be fine with this
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on November 28, 2021, 02:30:49 PM
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I have decided that the marriage isn't salvageable and the romantic relationship has run its course.
Just make sure you start blasting 'In The End' from Linkin Park when you say this and tape it as evidence.

One thing one of my co-workers learned from a messy break-up is that you should RECORD everything.
For the first half to the 'case' he got fucked over by things she thought or claimed he had said and 'believe women' is still the norm with these things.
And be prepared if she feels attacked or betrayed because she will throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, women tend to get vile in these situations.
She knew he had ADD and took advantage of that every step of the way. Thankfully he was smart and had his sister as a mediator to work things out.

Even though it's going to be difficult you're doing the right thing by beating her to the punch.
Another friend of mine knew his GF was cheating because he was poor and confronted her and told her to think over the relationship.
She then called the new BF crying saying that he had beaten her and he got arrested and was denied access to his child for 5 months because guys who abuse women are treated very harshly and he couldn't exactly lawyer up.
When she finally admitted she lied, she claimed to have panicked over the break-up blah blah. She was considered 'brave' and from that point forward everyone pretended it never happened.
"Just be happy you can see your child again during the weekends!" was basically what the cheap ass state funded lawyer told my friend, who was in a very dark place after those events.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2021, 10:07:11 PM
I’m not sure I’d lay out the cheating part to your daughter in the initial conversation. Emotions will be high enough and it might come off a certain way. Of course you know the situation and personalities better. Best of luck buddy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on November 29, 2021, 03:55:34 AM
it all happened, it all sucked, all of it was so sad. 

I'll share details later.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on November 29, 2021, 04:29:57 AM
Quote from: zomgee on November 29, 2021, 03:55:34 AM
it all happened, it all sucked, all of it was so sad. 

I'll share details later.
You did the right thing :tocry
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on November 29, 2021, 10:25:39 AM
Quote from: zomgee on November 29, 2021, 03:55:34 AM
it all happened, it all sucked, all of it was so sad. 

I'll share details later.

Stay strong friend
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 29, 2021, 07:51:28 PM
Quote from: zomgee on November 29, 2021, 03:55:34 AM
it all happened, it all sucked, all of it was so sad. 

I'll share details later.

You got through it. Your life will get better from here.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 30, 2021, 02:20:17 AM
got sent some sexy pics. so much thighs and ass  :rejoice

the bih told me she put on weight and  it just made me want to fuck her more. now I'm seeing it for myself and goddamn  :heart

I already know where her weight goes. she's pretty much shaped like doja cat 5'2 and everything goes straight to her hips, thighs and ass. even them titties start to spill out her bras  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on November 30, 2021, 02:35:22 PM
WW = Wandering Wife.

Sunday was my niece's (by marriage) Sweet 16 party, which featured a lot of WW's family. Two of her sisters, their kids and her brother and her mom. I wanted a pure day to see them to remember them. I pulled her sister away to talk to her, and she knew about the 2006 one. I told her I was going to split with WW, and she just yelled out in anguish. "Did she do it again?!" Yeah, she tried really hard to get with someone in 2016. I didn't get into the details. She said I have to leave WW, it's not healthy. Party was over around 6PM.

Sunday night I texted my wife to meet me in our theater room for to talk. I built that room a few years ago, but we don't talk in it much. I had a copy of the divorce papers in a folder along with my script. I tried to be as disconnected and factual as possible, I told her exactly what I wanted to say as above. She absolutely positively had zero idea this was going to happen. At first, she refused it, said she won't sign for it in the mail. I told her she had to and she needed a lawyer. If she didn't sign it an LEO serves her, and she does not want that. She still said she wouldn't sign. I then said she'd get a default judgement and she REALLY does not want that.

Lots of crying by both of us. Going through how hard this is going to be. Her begging. Pleading. Me saying I understand, but I can't.

WW felt we should tell 24yo daughter the next night, but she came down to check on us, and we just spilled with exactly what I was going to say above. She refused to believe it, cussed us out, played slam the doors, and went to her room. Texted us later she was going to play video games with a friend online. I told her that was a good way to get through this at this time.

I left for a bit to talk to her sister to soften the blow to my niece. I wanted to tell my niece so she knew the truth. Sister also had no idea. She was shocked, and in an unhappy marriage herself. She asked if I could talk to niece the following night.

Came home, WW and I cried a lot together. Emotions are just high. I know it's not the accepted way, I know. I don't want her to suffer, even after all I have been through. I wanted it to work and I practically killed myself to do it.

She's still staying in the house for now, but she is going to her mother's tomorrow night and start apartment shopping.

Yesterday I tried to work but one of my bosses got one look at me on a teleconference and told me to stop for the day, I was not in any shape to work. WW stayed home and we talked a lot about how things are going to change. How it's going to be hard. She made an appointment with an individual counselor. I told her she really has to work on herself to fix these things, I tried, and tried, but I couldn't force her to fix herself with therapy, she'd always quit and tell me to "not think about it." I told her that is what screwed us up. She knows, and she is facing consequences.

Talked to daughter, and gave her all of the details, only obscuring the absolute facts of the texts and messages. She didn't know anything about them. She wants to stay with me.

Visited my niece and told her. I held her hand just because I was afraid I'd never see her again, she would hate me, etc. She was shellshocked. I told her I was sorry and that I felt guilty. She said she still felt I was her uncle. I hoped so. I feel like shit about all of this.
 
WW looked at apartments and just couldn't. They are cold and empty, but it's also the reality. Of course, I feel bad for her, but I cannot fix it.

So here we are today, still sad. Both of us. Knowing it must happen, and I cannot put the genie back in the bottle any more than she can "take the affairs back." They happened; this is happening. It must. She will get papers delivered to her tomorrow or Thursday.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on November 30, 2021, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: team filler on November 30, 2021, 02:20:17 AM
got sent some sexy pics. so much thighs and ass  :rejoice

the bih told me she put on weight and  it just made me want to fuck her more. now I'm seeing it for myself and goddamn  :heart
thing is, I'm not even sure I want her at all anymore. I have the money to fly out, but I'm already making excuses in my head about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on November 30, 2021, 06:17:21 PM
Zomgee, congratulations on getting through the announcement. If anything, it sounds like you’re being much nicer than I’d be.

SIL also in an unhappy relationship?

Does WW’s whole family have problems?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on November 30, 2021, 11:20:15 PM
Quote from: team filler on November 30, 2021, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: team filler on November 30, 2021, 02:20:17 AM
got sent some sexy pics. so much thighs and ass  :rejoice

the bih told me she put on weight and  it just made me want to fuck her more. now I'm seeing it for myself and goddamn  :heart
thing is, I'm not even sure I want her at all anymore. I have the money to fly out, but I'm already making excuses in my head about it.

https://youtu.be/EuRWPiQ1bns
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on December 01, 2021, 12:26:29 AM
Quote from: chronovore on November 30, 2021, 06:17:21 PM
Zomgee, congratulations on getting through the announcement. If anything, it sounds like you’re being much nicer than I’d be.

SIL also in an unhappy relationship?

Does WW’s whole family have problems?

Let's see.

One sister got a divorce from her husband and MAY HAVE cheated on him before (this was news to me this weekend). She has remarried.
One sister's wife charged $55,000 in credit card debt without the sister knowing about.
One sister is married to an abusive alcoholic.
Two brothers aren't married.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 02, 2021, 12:38:51 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on December 02, 2021, 06:50:17 AM
Quote from: zomgee on November 29, 2021, 03:55:34 AM
it all happened, it all sucked, all of it was so sad. 

I'll share details later.

Quote from: zomgee on November 30, 2021, 02:35:22 PM
WW = Wandering Wife.

Sunday was my niece's (by marriage) Sweet 16 party, which featured a lot of WW's family. Two of her sisters, their kids and her brother and her mom. I wanted a pure day to see them to remember them. I pulled her sister away to talk to her, and she knew about the 2006 one. I told her I was going to split with WW, and she just yelled out in anguish. "Did she do it again?!" Yeah, she tried really hard to get with someone in 2016. I didn't get into the details. She said I have to leave WW, it's not healthy. Party was over around 6PM.

Sunday night I texted my wife to meet me in our theater room for to talk. I built that room a few years ago, but we don't talk in it much. I had a copy of the divorce papers in a folder along with my script. I tried to be as disconnected and factual as possible, I told her exactly what I wanted to say as above. She absolutely positively had zero idea this was going to happen. At first, she refused it, said she won't sign for it in the mail. I told her she had to and she needed a lawyer. If she didn't sign it an LEO serves her, and she does not want that. She still said she wouldn't sign. I then said she'd get a default judgement and she REALLY does not want that.

Lots of crying by both of us. Going through how hard this is going to be. Her begging. Pleading. Me saying I understand, but I can't.

WW felt we should tell 24yo daughter the next night, but she came down to check on us, and we just spilled with exactly what I was going to say above. She refused to believe it, cussed us out, played slam the doors, and went to her room. Texted us later she was going to play video games with a friend online. I told her that was a good way to get through this at this time.

I left for a bit to talk to her sister to soften the blow to my niece. I wanted to tell my niece so she knew the truth. Sister also had no idea. She was shocked, and in an unhappy marriage herself. She asked if I could talk to niece the following night.

Came home, WW and I cried a lot together. Emotions are just high. I know it's not the accepted way, I know. I don't want her to suffer, even after all I have been through. I wanted it to work and I practically killed myself to do it.

She's still staying in the house for now, but she is going to her mother's tomorrow night and start apartment shopping.

Yesterday I tried to work but one of my bosses got one look at me on a teleconference and told me to stop for the day, I was not in any shape to work. WW stayed home and we talked a lot about how things are going to change. How it's going to be hard. She made an appointment with an individual counselor. I told her she really has to work on herself to fix these things, I tried, and tried, but I couldn't force her to fix herself with therapy, she'd always quit and tell me to "not think about it." I told her that is what screwed us up. She knows, and she is facing consequences.

Talked to daughter, and gave her all of the details, only obscuring the absolute facts of the texts and messages. She didn't know anything about them. She wants to stay with me.

Visited my niece and told her. I held her hand just because I was afraid I'd never see her again, she would hate me, etc. She was shellshocked. I told her I was sorry and that I felt guilty. She said she still felt I was her uncle. I hoped so. I feel like shit about all of this.
 
WW looked at apartments and just couldn't. They are cold and empty, but it's also the reality. Of course, I feel bad for her, but I cannot fix it.

So here we are today, still sad. Both of us. Knowing it must happen, and I cannot put the genie back in the bottle any more than she can "take the affairs back." They happened; this is happening. It must. She will get papers delivered to her tomorrow or Thursday.

:sicko
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on December 02, 2021, 01:07:45 PM
How can an innocent sweet man who loves singing and pinball go through such a tumultuous relationship. Life isnt fair

I want to take care of you, and pamper you with love and affection and pinball
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on December 02, 2021, 02:25:11 PM
Quote from: demi on December 02, 2021, 01:07:45 PM
How can an innocent sweet man who loves singing and pinball go through such a tumultuous relationship. Life isnt fair

I want to take care of you, and pamper you with love and affection and pinball


Pinball or Peen-balls?


Zomgee, this really sucks man, but it does certainly seem like this is for the best.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on December 03, 2021, 12:14:57 PM
It is hard. And really, I should have done something so long ago. I talked to my kid about it and she looked at me and she said, "You should have left in 1996, dummy."

I told her I was proud of her. :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on December 03, 2021, 12:21:25 PM
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You should have left in 1996, dummy.

This is newsfeed worthy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 05, 2021, 06:22:30 PM
Quote from: zomgee on December 03, 2021, 12:14:57 PM
It is hard. And really, I should have done something so long ago. I talked to my kid about it and she looked at me and she said, "You should have left in 1996, dummy."

I told her I was proud of her. :)

My parents divorced when I was 24 years old. My mother apologized for giving up and leaving my father, and I could only ask her why she had waited so long. Kids want what’s best for their parents, the same way the parents want what’s best for the kid.

Until my parents divorced, I couldn’t conceive of getting married. Marriage looked absolutely miserable. It wasn’t until my parents divorced that I fundamentally realized that my parents were not in a good marriage, and that there was a possibility that marriage could be a good thing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on December 06, 2021, 02:36:29 AM
And you know I was terrified of that. I was afraid that splitting was bad, staying married was bad, but either way my kid would get fucked up. I don't know if what I did was right. She said she didn't notice, but she did watch a dysfunctional relationship. Watched someone have unpredictable moods because he was so bitter.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 06, 2021, 01:01:39 PM
If this whole unfortunate situation has caused distress to your daughter, I am more than happy to step in and comfort her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 06, 2021, 05:44:09 PM
Quote from: james on December 06, 2021, 01:01:39 PM
If this whole unfortunate situation has caused distress to your daughter, I am more than happy to step in and comfort her
:iface

Quote from: zomgee on December 06, 2021, 02:36:29 AM
And you know I was terrified of that. I was afraid that splitting was bad, staying married was bad, but either way my kid would get fucked up. I don't know if what I did was right. She said she didn't notice, but she did watch a dysfunctional relationship. Watched someone have unpredictable moods because he was so bitter.
Of course you were. In the end, it’s better for your offspring see you stand up for yourself, and do what it takes to get what you need, live the life you want. In the end, that’s the example you want them to learn.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 07, 2021, 08:02:40 PM
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/22788620/single-living-alone-cost

Been saying this for years as a working professional. Just the tax ramifications are staggering on filing jointly vs single filers.

Like food for thought, pre-marriage if you're paying allowance to someone in thousands per month that's a lot of cash and it's tough. But post marriage, if your SO isn't working or is at a low income job and you're at a high income job, if you file jointly and you save for example 100k in paying taxes, then you can give your wife like 7k/month allowance and it doesn't phase at all because that money would've gone to the government anyhow.

Or maybe you marry some who doesn't push you for "allowance", now you've just saved 100k per year that would've gone to the government and you can use that to buy a house or family/house stuff, kid expenses, etc...

I feel like if I ever get married I'm gonna be flush with cash because of the tax savings. But single I'm not because a lot of my income goes to taxes. It's really annoying. It's not really motivating me to get married any sooner, that'll happen when it happens, instead it just annoys me that I feel like I'm losing money and getting screwed by the government because I'm single.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 07, 2021, 08:15:38 PM
I'll marry you for 7k a month, bb  :hesright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 10, 2021, 03:55:43 PM
I don't want anyone  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 10, 2021, 04:45:08 PM
Quote from: team filler on December 10, 2021, 03:55:43 PM
I don't want anyone  :)

God gave you a hand for a reason my man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 10, 2021, 04:52:45 PM
don't want that either  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 10, 2021, 05:05:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kKyWW_8BGk


 :rofl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 11, 2021, 11:55:06 AM
Quote
I don't want your love unless you know i am repulsive,and love me even as you know it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 11, 2021, 08:58:19 PM
Quote from: team filler on December 11, 2021, 11:55:06 AM
Quote
I don't want your love unless you know i am repulsive,and love me even as you know it.

Pretty sure that's all of us. We all feel like garbage, though you may have it stronger than some of us. But we all want to be accepted for who we are. What we need is to accept ourselves, first.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 12, 2021, 12:55:40 AM
some french guy wrote that and it just sounds like some "if you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best  ::) " :brain

I don't feel like garbage at all
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 12, 2021, 04:20:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/DJCs8ek.jpg)

my love letter to valk  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 12, 2021, 07:50:16 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 12, 2021, 09:15:42 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 13, 2021, 08:54:02 PM
Are there any new online dating apps that people are using these days? I feel so out of it. I know of OKC, Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, Match. But those are all pretty old. I wonder if some are outdated and there's newer ones more people are using.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 13, 2021, 09:21:27 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 13, 2021, 08:54:02 PM
Are there any new online dating apps that people are using these days? I feel so out of it. I know of OKC, Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, Match. But those are all pretty old. I wonder if some are outdated and there's newer ones more people are using.

Everyone is on a new app called Grindr these days try it out!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2021, 09:36:55 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 13, 2021, 08:54:02 PM
Are there any new online dating apps that people are using these days? I feel so out of it. I know of OKC, Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, Match. But those are all pretty old. I wonder if some are outdated and there's newer ones more people are using.

Get off of dating apps. They're universally awful, give women too much power, are mostly for casual sex, and make men complacent and feel powerless. They are a massive ego killer for men. Delete them and start seeking women in real life.

If you're going with a dating service I'd suggest a paid service. Also look into a matchmaker.

Finally, I need you to really sit down and think why you only ever date asian women. Every time you've had a girlfriend as long as I've known you, they've been Asian. Expand your options and stop going after Asian women exclusively.

I don't know why you don't go after a good Jewish woman and spin her dreidel. In New York I see orthodox jewish women all the time and they're so beautiful and conservative and dressed proper. Nothing better than a woman that wears a long skirt that gives a hint of a hint of a big butt but you can't see it so it forces you to undress her. This makes her more attractive and alluring. Then there's the women who only wear tight fitting clothes and reveal everything to the world. But those Orthodox Jewish women....:delicious Second to hijabi Muslim women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on December 14, 2021, 09:47:41 AM
Bebpo can fuck as many asian girls as he wants you creep. Get out out of here with that shit
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2021, 09:48:35 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on December 14, 2021, 09:47:41 AM
Bebpo can fuck as many asian girls as he wants you creep. Get out out of here with that shit

Fuck off. I've known bebpo since 2005. Go in your corner and zip it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2021, 09:57:22 AM
Bebpo after Ben Shapiro divorces his wife slide in breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 14, 2021, 10:08:46 AM
there is nothing wrong with loving tight asian pussy  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2021, 10:12:40 AM
There is when it's the only kitty you go for. Comes off as a fetish.

Asian Americans are a minority of the population. Why limit yourself to such small numbers? Expand your options, Bebs, and truly question if you have a fetish because the patterns are concerning.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 14, 2021, 10:22:43 AM
I love al pussy equally

 :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2021, 10:27:59 AM
Also bebpo are you looking for a girlfriend or a wife? Please start seeking a wife and get into husband mode. Girlfriends and dating to see what happens and dating for four years but *wringes hands* you don't know whether to marry or not is full on re re shit. Look for a wife. You'll find her. Consider the attributes you consider in a wife. Fuck this American dating dog shit and go back to tradition, within reasonable means, Bebpo.

If you're just looking for a girlfriend you won't be in husband mode. Husband mode will force you to want to fulfill a role and help you grow as a man in the ways you need to. What mode are you in bebpo?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 14, 2021, 10:40:48 AM
Tradition means marrying your brothers 16 year old widow wife after he is killed in battle you stupid fuck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on December 14, 2021, 10:42:29 AM
if loving tight asian pussy is wrong, then I don't wanna be right  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2021, 10:48:49 AM
See? Bebpo, be the opposite of these ass clown dorks.

They keep referring to women as just pussy as if that's all they have to offer. Extremely gross, infantile behavior.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: therealdeal on December 14, 2021, 10:51:32 AM
Imagine your choices of advice being Himu or james. Cursed thread
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Atramental on December 14, 2021, 10:55:28 AM
 Going to try dating again in 2022… 

*sigh*  :-\

At least I now have a much clearer picture what I want out of relationship than ever before.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2021, 10:57:57 AM
Quote from: therealdeal on December 14, 2021, 10:51:32 AM
Imagine your choices of advice being Himu or james. Cursed thread

Texts from women I received just today:

Quote
Let's grow together. We got this!!!

Quote
I'm sorry you've been through such terrible things. I'm glad you made your way through it all. You're such a light and I really appreciate you for that.

Quote
You're a good man. I appreciate and felt honored by the gift. No one has ever done something like that for me before. Thank you. I love it.

But okay. :yeshrug

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: therealdeal on December 14, 2021, 10:59:42 AM
I’ve also seen your texts you sent to women, so, I’m not even reading that
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 14, 2021, 11:30:52 AM
Quote from: Himu on December 14, 2021, 09:36:55 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 13, 2021, 08:54:02 PM
Are there any new online dating apps that people are using these days? I feel so out of it. I know of OKC, Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, Match. But those are all pretty old. I wonder if some are outdated and there's newer ones more people are using.

Get off of dating apps. They're universally awful, give women too much power, are mostly for casual sex, and make men complacent and feel powerless. They are a massive ego killer for men. Delete them and start seeking women in real life.

If you're going with a dating service I'd suggest a paid service. Also look into a matchmaker.

Finally, I need you to really sit down and think why you only ever date asian women. Every time you've had a girlfriend as long as I've known you, they've been Asian. Expand your options and stop going after Asian women exclusively.

I don't know why you don't go after a good Jewish woman and spin her dreidel. In New York I see orthodox jewish women all the time and they're so beautiful and conservative and dressed proper. Nothing better than a woman that wears a long skirt that gives a hint of a hint of a big butt but you can't see it so it forces you to undress her. This makes her more attractive and alluring. Then there's the women who only wear tight fitting clothes and reveal everything to the world. But those Orthodox Jewish women....:delicious Second to hijabi Muslim women.

Also those khazar milkers :win

I agree with your post otherwise, especially dating apps. I’ve seen so many people who became miserable wrecks after using them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2021, 02:02:57 PM
Quote from: therealdeal on December 14, 2021, 10:59:42 AM
I’ve also seen your texts you sent to women, so, I’m not even reading that

That's your call then. Keep your grudge going. I don't really care.

But keep proving my point about what I said about liberals and your ilk ignoring things because it offends you. You didn't even read the post. All you've got is talk and words. You instigate but little else: the true hallmarks of a coward. If I were a betting man I'd wager you were that f.aggot Stro. But you're not angry enough. You have a smarm to you so you, with intellectual superiority, so I'd assume you're mandark except he's gay. I'll keep wittling down. All I know is you're a discord f.aggot and nothing to me besides that. You mad? Keep doing me a favor and ignore my posts.

Ah. It's likely AmNintenho.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2021, 02:08:28 PM
Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 14, 2021, 11:30:52 AM
Quote from: Himu on December 14, 2021, 09:36:55 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 13, 2021, 08:54:02 PM
Are there any new online dating apps that people are using these days? I feel so out of it. I know of OKC, Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, Match. But those are all pretty old. I wonder if some are outdated and there's newer ones more people are using.

Get off of dating apps. They're universally awful, give women too much power, are mostly for casual sex, and make men complacent and feel powerless. They are a massive ego killer for men. Delete them and start seeking women in real life.

If you're going with a dating service I'd suggest a paid service. Also look into a matchmaker.

Finally, I need you to really sit down and think why you only ever date asian women. Every time you've had a girlfriend as long as I've known you, they've been Asian. Expand your options and stop going after Asian women exclusively.

I don't know why you don't go after a good Jewish woman and spin her dreidel. In New York I see orthodox jewish women all the time and they're so beautiful and conservative and dressed proper. Nothing better than a woman that wears a long skirt that gives a hint of a hint of a big butt but you can't see it so it forces you to undress her. This makes her more attractive and alluring. Then there's the women who only wear tight fitting clothes and reveal everything to the world. But those Orthodox Jewish women....:delicious Second to hijabi Muslim women.

Also those khazar milkers :win

I agree with your post otherwise, especially dating apps. I’ve seen so many people who became miserable wrecks after using them.

Precisely. They suck your soul slowly and then you wonder why you're not getting results but the women that use them are, for the most part, low quality. They're using them for attention. It's a self esteem boost and they had no intentions going out to begin with. But you don't know that. Most men struggle on date apps. So you wonder to YouTube for help and then you're watching Red Pill content and think you need to treat women like crap. Thanks, Feminism.

So get off the date apps, Bebpo. They're universally shit, have low return, and make you as a man complacent.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on December 14, 2021, 04:16:49 PM
Definitely agree with paid apps. It took me a lot longer to find dates with Match than OKCupid or the free ones... but when I did I met the women I'm going to marry. There's a bit less BS with the paid apps, the women are more-so looking for something serious, so if it's not gonna work out or they're not interested, they're pretty quick to tell you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 14, 2021, 05:35:52 PM
I've been out the dating game for nearly 10 years now, met my wife on OK cupid, before it went to shit. But now I'm fascinated with how bad apps have got, the fact that people now rely on youtube videos for dates seems really cringe at least for me, if I was to be single now I'd be a serial bar hopper and miss the app life completely, guess I'm lucky....
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 14, 2021, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: Ghoul on December 14, 2021, 05:35:52 PM
I've been out the dating game for nearly 10 years now, met my wife on OK cupid, before it went to shit. But now I'm fascinated with how bad apps have got, the fact that people now rely on youtube videos for dates seems really cringe at least for me, if I was to be single now I'd be a serial bar hopper and miss the app life completely, guess I'm lucky....

I met my wife in college and cannot imagine online dating.

I love my boring life. [shrug]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on December 14, 2021, 06:34:42 PM
I’m with you. I love my boring life. I have trouble thinking about what I would do if I was dating in this day and age. Covid makes getting together quite difficult, and it’s just about impossible to get a read on somebody new via video meeting. And of course there is still the specter of STDs.

The popularity of dating apps is a distraction, though they shouldn’t have to be. I would use some thing like Meetup instead, find like-minded groups of people in other casual hobbies, start off getting to know people for who they are, instead of immediately from the dating perspective.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 14, 2021, 08:44:43 PM
Quote from: Himu on December 14, 2021, 09:36:55 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 13, 2021, 08:54:02 PM
Are there any new online dating apps that people are using these days? I feel so out of it. I know of OKC, Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, Match. But those are all pretty old. I wonder if some are outdated and there's newer ones more people are using.

Finally, I need you to really sit down and think why you only ever date asian women. Every time you've had a girlfriend as long as I've known you, they've been Asian. Expand your options and stop going after Asian women exclusively.

I don't know why you don't go after a good Jewish woman and spin her dreidel. In New York I see orthodox jewish women all the time and they're so beautiful and conservative and dressed proper. Nothing better than a woman that wears a long skirt that gives a hint of a hint of a big butt but you can't see it so it forces you to undress her. This makes her more attractive and alluring. Then there's the women who only wear tight fitting clothes and reveal everything to the world. But those Orthodox Jewish women....:delicious Second to hijabi Muslim women.

This is a really weird post.

I've dated probably ~two dozen women over the last twenty years and only one person was Asian. I think you're mixing me up with someone else...my last two ex's were White as hell and Hispanic.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 14, 2021, 09:51:13 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 14, 2021, 08:44:43 PM
Quote from: Himu on December 14, 2021, 09:36:55 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 13, 2021, 08:54:02 PM
Are there any new online dating apps that people are using these days? I feel so out of it. I know of OKC, Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, Match. But those are all pretty old. I wonder if some are outdated and there's newer ones more people are using.

Finally, I need you to really sit down and think why you only ever date asian women. Every time you've had a girlfriend as long as I've known you, they've been Asian. Expand your options and stop going after Asian women exclusively.

I don't know why you don't go after a good Jewish woman and spin her dreidel. In New York I see orthodox jewish women all the time and they're so beautiful and conservative and dressed proper. Nothing better than a woman that wears a long skirt that gives a hint of a hint of a big butt but you can't see it so it forces you to undress her. This makes her more attractive and alluring. Then there's the women who only wear tight fitting clothes and reveal everything to the world. But those Orthodox Jewish women....:delicious Second to hijabi Muslim women.

This is a really weird post.

I've dated probably ~two dozen women over the last twenty years and only one person was Asian. I think you're mixing me up with someone else...my last two ex's were White as hell and Hispanic.

As I read his inappropriate and vicious response to you I kept thinking “wait Bebpo’s last girlfriend was white what the fuck is going on.” You just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and faced unnecessary ire with a side of misogyny.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Ghoul on December 15, 2021, 04:22:34 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 14, 2021, 08:44:43 PM
Quote from: Himu on December 14, 2021, 09:36:55 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on December 13, 2021, 08:54:02 PM
Are there any new online dating apps that people are using these days? I feel so out of it. I know of OKC, Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, Match. But those are all pretty old. I wonder if some are outdated and there's newer ones more people are using.

Finally, I need you to really sit down and think why you only ever date asian women. Every time you've had a girlfriend as long as I've known you, they've been Asian. Expand your options and stop going after Asian women exclusively.

I don't know why you don't go after a good Jewish woman and spin her dreidel. In New York I see orthodox jewish women all the time and they're so beautiful and conservative and dressed proper. Nothing better than a woman that wears a long skirt that gives a hint of a hint of a big butt but you can't see it so it forces you to undress her. This makes her more attractive and alluring. Then there's the women who only wear tight fitting clothes and reveal everything to the world. But those Orthodox Jewish women....:delicious Second to hijabi Muslim women.

This is a really weird post.

I've dated probably ~two dozen women over the last twenty years and only one person was Asian. I think you're mixing me up with someone else...my last two ex's were White as hell and Hispanic.

Probably looked at anime avatar and assumed you had asian girl fetish, lol.....
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 17, 2021, 06:15:35 PM
Good to see the married people here humbled instead of continuously judging.

I apologize Bebpo. As said on Facebook I must have gotten the wrong person. In any case, I'm sorry for any injury caused.

That said I still think you should shy away from free dating apps and get on paid services.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 27, 2021, 11:24:29 PM
All good.

Yeah, not really dating seriously, only been about two months since I broke it off with my ex and been busy. Just kind of lonely being totally alone during the holidays. Not even looking to date anyone/fuck anyone atm, but just looking for a friend to talk to. Signed up for all the various apps and made profiles again over xmas but absolute ghost towns right now.

Still there is something depressing about how when you're young and hot you make a profile and throw out some messages and you get tons of responses and are talking to people left and right. Then 10 years later you do the same thing and not a single person wants to talk to you. Nothing has made me feel older than getting back on dating apps as a 40 year old.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 28, 2021, 04:31:54 PM
And then I wake up this morning with a ton of interest from people on a few apps. So who knows. It's a weird time of year when a lot of people are away visiting family or busy or whatever so probably can't tell much right now.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on December 28, 2021, 05:08:43 PM
I think my girl got offended at the backdoor pokey
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on December 28, 2021, 06:52:33 PM
Im still in there 😎🎄 :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on December 29, 2021, 03:52:48 PM
I'm getting hits on Hinge, but with omicron spreading the way that it is in NYC right now, I really don't want to be in any crowded indoor environments. :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on December 29, 2021, 07:18:01 PM
Yeah, I ain't meeting anyone in the next two months fuck that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 05, 2022, 07:08:40 PM
I hope after covid is over people don't update their tinder profiles so it still says "not vaccinated hell yeahhhh" so you can filter out the crazies. There's a lot of those profiles on there around me  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2022, 07:14:39 PM
Things are going well with the lady. We are stepping it up soon. She went on a trip to Bangladesh but she's talking to me on whatsapp despite being on the other side of the map which is a good sign. Her sisters have been keeping tabs on me. They're pretty nice. Hopefully meeting the father soon. We've been in contact. I like her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2022, 07:58:56 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on January 05, 2022, 07:08:40 PM
I hope after covid is over people don't update their tinder profiles so it still says "not vaccinated hell yeahhhh" so you can filter out the crazies. There's a lot of those profiles on there around me  :'(

WHY

ARE YOU

STILL

ON TINDER?

(https://i.imgur.com/X33gaDG.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 05, 2022, 08:37:40 PM
Mostly just to annoy you  ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 12, 2022, 03:34:46 AM
I dumped belt-daddy after a year, so naturally I come back on here to seek male attention. :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 12, 2022, 03:50:35 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 12, 2022, 03:34:46 AM
I dumped belt-daddy after a year, so naturally I come back on here to seek male attention. :-*

Yay, Valk's back!
Hope you're doing well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2022, 06:00:45 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 12, 2022, 03:34:46 AM
I dumped belt-daddy after a year, so naturally I come back on here to seek male attention. :-*
I've missed you so much tbh <3
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 13, 2022, 08:37:45 PM
Its weird talking with people your age who have fully grown kids and are like done with the parenting stage of their life when you haven't even started that part of life. Just a weird disconnect.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2022, 09:38:23 PM
I got more sexy pics and some vids too, but also heartbreak  :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 14, 2022, 04:09:36 AM
probably a good thing that hidden board isn't there anymore. i was going to post some things in there and now I changed my mind.

the worst is that as crazy as my twitter is, there's hot girls on there that seem to like it. but I don't take any of that serious so now it's probably not worth trying with any of them. it's almost like I've been going out of my way to make sure anyone with interest loses that interest. the girls who like me just want me to focus on them and no one else. I make sure to like and comment under every girls pictures because to me it's like what does it matter, but it does matter to some of them. I mean, some of them have straight up told me this and that I make my twitter look like an incel paradise.

I've never met anyone from the online world, so it's hard for me to take any of it serious with dating especially. it's like I've been purposely trying to make myself as unattractive as possible and strangely some of them still have interest. but I still don't believe any of it will turn into something real. I do wonder what would happen if I tried for real with someone online and not just messing around like I always do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 15, 2022, 12:22:51 AM
I'm frequently wrong about current internet things, but aren't most hot young women on the internet actually middle aged guys?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 15, 2022, 05:42:38 AM
they're all sluts  :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 16, 2022, 02:09:45 PM
.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on January 17, 2022, 05:08:13 PM
Plot twist, Valkyrie is actually Chronovore.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 17, 2022, 05:24:17 PM
 :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 17, 2022, 05:55:30 PM
people scare too easy and I am okay with that. go away, go to church. find someone more your speed  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2022, 03:16:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du7njrkF-Ik


still love doji, will forever think of her when I hear this



I was such an ass in that live chat, but it was a bit hard to believe and I only wanted to troll the other fans  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2022, 03:53:18 PM
https://www.quora.com/When-people-say-dont-play-games-how-do-you-know-if-you-are-playing-games-or-just-trying-to-figure-out-the-normal-rules-of-social-interaction-which-look-like-a-game-anyway


 :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on January 21, 2022, 08:23:32 AM
eh just another bad day I suppose
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 21, 2022, 12:56:28 PM
 :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on January 22, 2022, 12:00:46 AM
Sorry to hear that you're having a hard time.

If the person you're with doesn't display care for you, ending the current relationship and finding someone who does is a healthy goal.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 22, 2022, 12:47:30 AM
0 empathy people are not worth it imo.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 22, 2022, 11:09:54 AM
I may be too insane to date anyone  :doge


I may also end up fucking one of the girls at the gym I go to. there's this tall hawaiian chick(about 5'10) with dark blue ocean eyes, small waist, wide hips, thick thighs, fat ass and she's pretty too  :noah she's shy around me and I can tell she wants me to talk to her more.

there's a few more at the gym that I like and can tell they like talking to me. I just don't make a move because I'm not sure they can handle me. I'd rather have some crazy girl from the internet that already knows what I'm like ahead of time and still wants me  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 22, 2022, 11:54:35 AM
I messaged valk, hoping she falls in love and flies out across the world to be with me  :yeshrug
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on January 26, 2022, 06:14:40 PM
Like half the people I've been talking to this month have gotten covid while we're talking. It's kinda surreal. They've all gotten through it ok at least.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 26, 2022, 11:51:48 PM
How long after a breakup until you stop googling your ex
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 27, 2022, 12:40:15 AM
these goth/emo/punk/metal/idiot girls on twitter are ruthless  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 27, 2022, 01:19:03 PM
I uh, I'm falling for her and I think she's falling fall for me. We've decided to just give each other a chance to see if it works out.

I never imagined in my days I'd fall for a white woman. We've invested so much into and been vulnerable with each other. She's even told her grandma about me.

PD forgive me for falling for the forbidden meat :fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 27, 2022, 01:24:14 PM
 :cac
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 27, 2022, 02:13:49 PM
White women

 :tauntaun :girlaff :crowdlaff :birb


Enjoy your american cheese and mayo sandwiches on white bread

 :heh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 27, 2022, 03:43:30 PM
Quote from: james on January 27, 2022, 02:13:49 PM
White women

 :tauntaun :girlaff :crowdlaff :birb


Enjoy your american cheese and mayo sandwiches on white bread

 :heh

I'm good. I can cook myself. Women aren't your trophies or walking food trays.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 27, 2022, 04:30:42 PM
 :hesright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 28, 2022, 05:18:54 AM
Yeah, things are getting serious. Tiesto she lives on LI.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on January 28, 2022, 10:26:06 AM
Quote from: Himu on January 28, 2022, 05:18:54 AM
Yeah, things are getting serious. Tiesto she lives on LI.

Nice - if you need a good list of local places to take her for a date lmk.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on January 28, 2022, 10:28:53 AM
Quote from: Himu on January 27, 2022, 01:19:03 PM
I uh, I'm falling for her and I think she's falling fall for me. We've decided to just give each other a chance to see if it works out.

I never imagined in my days I'd fall for a white woman. We've invested so much into and been vulnerable with each other. She's even told her grandma about me.

PD forgive me for falling for the forbidden meat :fbm
Please don’t post about us here, I’m not ready yet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 28, 2022, 01:23:07 PM
Jfc is there anything sexier than an intelligent woman that offers input and a second voice with femininity and care?

Brehs I think this might be it. We've been investing in each other since September. It feels good to confide in a woman in a masculine way and she fires back with 100% feminity. Brehs. :noah We are like peanut butter and jelly. She even write long ass texts. Long ass messages is a me thing. I'm hooked.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2022, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on January 28, 2022, 10:28:53 AM
Quote from: Himu on January 27, 2022, 01:19:03 PM
I uh, I'm falling for her and I think she's falling fall for me. We've decided to just give each other a chance to see if it works out.

I never imagined in my days I'd fall for a white woman. We've invested so much into and been vulnerable with each other. She's even told her grandma about me.

PD forgive me for falling for the forbidden meat :fbm
Please don’t post about us here, I’m not ready yet.
:stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 29, 2022, 03:20:34 AM
Quote from: Himu on January 28, 2022, 01:23:07 PM
Jfc is there anything sexier than an intelligent woman that offers input and a second voice with femininity and care?

How about a woman who is intelligent and caring all that, but also on top of that she's really really sexy?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 29, 2022, 04:28:26 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on January 29, 2022, 03:20:34 AM
Quote from: Himu on January 28, 2022, 01:23:07 PM
Jfc is there anything sexier than an intelligent woman that offers input and a second voice with femininity and care?

How about a woman who is intelligent and caring all that, but also on top of that she's really really sexy?

Nah. For me a sexy woman is a guarantee because I don't go for women I find unattractive. I'm talking about behavior. Also too many men place a woman's whole worth solely on her looks. Not to say it ain't important to a man but a woman that backs you and believes in you is displaying extremely sexy behavior. I love being wanted as a man. That's sexy af. So many women act like they don't have to contribute. Like they think it's always up to the man to ask questions and they're inundated with a sense of entitlement. But a woman that believes in you, offers her experience and intelligence in a feminine way while still leaving enough room for you to "be the man?" :delicious And that's why she's my pick. Wife material, brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on January 29, 2022, 04:40:50 AM
 :hesright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 29, 2022, 07:43:08 AM
Uh, how 'bout a girl who's got a brain
Who always speaks her mind?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2022, 01:23:12 PM
Y’all are stupid. I want a girl with a Pixar mom butt and titties that overflow between my fingers when I squeeze them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on January 29, 2022, 01:47:28 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 29, 2022, 01:23:12 PM
Y’all are stupid. I want a girl with a Pixar mom butt and titties that overflow between my fingers when I squeeze them.

My man
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on January 30, 2022, 01:59:21 AM
I'm sorry but I don't think "Pixar mom butt" or "creamy, fingermelting tit-flesh" are things that exists in real life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Degausser on February 02, 2022, 03:39:41 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2020, 09:22:54 AM
Degauss your heart, friend

I should’ve fucking listened to this.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on February 02, 2022, 04:14:53 AM
ex-girlfriends are the worst
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 03, 2022, 09:26:26 PM
Discussing baby names with bae :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 04, 2022, 05:01:56 AM
Quote from: Himu on February 03, 2022, 09:26:26 PM
Discussing baby names with bae :rejoice

In general, I am choosing not to engage with this instance of Himuro, but I will make an exception here.

Having a kid is a decision you can't reverse, a choice you can't unmake. Think seriously before you proceed.

If I missed the part where she's already pregnant, my apologies, and good luck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2022, 06:56:15 AM
Quote from: chronovore on February 04, 2022, 05:01:56 AM
Quote from: Himu on February 03, 2022, 09:26:26 PM
Discussing baby names with bae :rejoice

In general, I am choosing not to engage with this instance of Himuro, but I will make an exception here.

Having a kid is a decision you can't reverse, a choice you can't unmake. Think seriously before you proceed.

If I missed the part where she's already pregnant, my apologies, and good luck.

Nah she's not pregnant. We've personally chose not to have sex until marriage. We are planning our future together and the topic came up. We are working towards our goals to make it come true.

I'm vetting her so it's not a sure thing but we do want to be together and are planning a future.

I appreciate the concern Chrono.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on February 04, 2022, 07:51:27 AM
You don't think a virgin can get pregnant? Learn some history
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2022, 08:21:31 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on February 04, 2022, 07:51:27 AM
You don't think a virgin can get pregnant? Learn some history

Choosing to not have sex before marriage has nothing to do with virginity as she is not a virgin and neither am I. I shouldn't have to justify my personal choices to you but she's a woman who has suffered much abuse in the past and I care more about her than about getting laid. Before she met me she decided to never have sex again and chose a life of indefinite singlehood. This was a mutual choice and I refuse to treat her body as anything less than a temple. Doesn't stop us from being open about our sexual wants but I'd rather show my dedication to her outside of a sexual relationship given her history.

In other words never make jokes about her. Ever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on February 04, 2022, 09:14:44 AM
It was a joke about infidelity, relax. Anyway I hope it all works out with you two
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on February 04, 2022, 10:19:15 AM
Quote from: Himu on February 04, 2022, 06:56:15 AM
We've personally chose not to have sex until marriage

 :girlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2022, 09:56:05 PM
We are going to the Bronx Zoo! I've never been to the BX!

:rejoice

https://youtu.be/qN4dOU_1hoA
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 04, 2022, 11:09:22 PM
me n valk are getting married and she's having my babies  :)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on February 05, 2022, 08:58:44 AM
Well we're on a 'timeout'

So pretty close to an actual break up
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2022, 12:47:52 PM
Accepted by bae's family :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on February 08, 2022, 08:46:08 PM
Divorce update: The hearing was scheduled for February the 4th and it was snowed out, so it was moved to anywhere from 60 to 90 days. I lost my shit. My STBX wife already has a deposit on an apartment, so I called my lawyer and said he must fix this. I have created terms between me and her that are overwhelmingly fair, and I basically have done my lawyer's job. FIX THIS.

The next hearing was scheduled for March 1st, and I begged my lawyer to either allow us to negotiate beforehand with the hopes that it could be a one and done court session, or at least schedule the next sessions to we can get the hell through this shit.

It looks like the former may happen. I have a draft of our separation terms and will be independently negotiating payouts to settle with her. If she agrees, we very well may be able to get in, be divorced, and get out on March 1st.

Fingers crossed. This has been such an awful emotional experience. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on February 08, 2022, 09:37:47 PM
Call me spiteful, but I was hoping you'd get sole custody and she'd be left penniless and alone. Have you explained to your daughter that her mother is a filthy whore yet? I imagine that must be a really awkward conversation.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 09, 2022, 01:33:24 AM
In cases of infidelity, why are you stuck paying alimony?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 09, 2022, 10:03:33 AM
Who could hurt such a sweetheart like zomgee? Rooting for ya
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on February 09, 2022, 02:16:58 PM
Quote from: chronovore on February 09, 2022, 01:33:24 AM
In cases of infidelity, why are you stuck paying alimony?

As I understand it, from my time studying bird law, is that alimony laws are very archaic and usually make the "bread winner" responsible for alimony. Irregardless of the reason for the split, the child is expected to receive the same care after split.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bork on February 09, 2022, 03:01:41 PM
Quote from: Himu on February 04, 2022, 08:21:31 AM
Choosing to not have sex before marriage has nothing to do with virginity as she is not a virgin and neither am I. I shouldn't have to justify my personal choices to you but she's a woman who has suffered much abuse in the past and I care more about her than about getting laid. Before she met me she decided to never have sex again and chose a life of indefinite singlehood. This was a mutual choice and I refuse to treat her body as anything less than a temple. Doesn't stop us from being open about our sexual wants but I'd rather show my dedication to her outside of a sexual relationship given her history.

It's good that you are respecting her choices.  That said, something to consider is that you may not find that you are compatible, sexually, which could make for an awkward marriage or lead to problems later on.  My advice to you after 14+ years of being married is to not rush into anything, take plenty of time to get to know each other and live together for a while if you can, and wait at least a few years before even thinking about having a kid.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 09, 2022, 04:00:13 PM
Quote from: team filler on February 04, 2022, 11:09:22 PM
me n valk are getting married and she's having my babies  :)
I need valk to like this post or I'm gonna cancel the wedding mariachis  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 09, 2022, 04:28:01 PM
Quote from: bork on February 09, 2022, 03:01:41 PM
Quote from: Himu on February 04, 2022, 08:21:31 AM
Choosing to not have sex before marriage has nothing to do with virginity as she is not a virgin and neither am I. I shouldn't have to justify my personal choices to you but she's a woman who has suffered much abuse in the past and I care more about her than about getting laid. Before she met me she decided to never have sex again and chose a life of indefinite singlehood. This was a mutual choice and I refuse to treat her body as anything less than a temple. Doesn't stop us from being open about our sexual wants but I'd rather show my dedication to her outside of a sexual relationship given her history.

It's good that you are respecting her choices.  That said, something to consider is that you may not find that you are compatible, sexually, which could make for an awkward marriage or lead to problems later on.  My advice to you after 14+ years of being married is to not rush into anything, take plenty of time to get to know each other and live together for a while if you can, and wait at least a few years before even thinking about having a kid.

We are flirting lots. Not having sex doesn't mean you don't talk about sex or don't flirt in a sex manner, which is very out in the open. Definitely not a convent over here. We are both very sexually open despite not fucking and neither of us treat sex as something to be shameful towards. She already knows I have a high libido and I have no shame about it. We've come to the conclusion we are very compatible through openly communicating our wants, including sexual wants. Thanks for the advice, though.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on February 09, 2022, 06:49:39 PM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on February 09, 2022, 02:16:58 PM
Quote from: chronovore on February 09, 2022, 01:33:24 AM
In cases of infidelity, why are you stuck paying alimony?

As I understand it, from my time studying bird law, is that alimony laws are very archaic and usually make the "bread winner" responsible for alimony. Irregardless of the reason for the split, the child is expected to receive the same care after split.

This is correct. Infidelity as a reason for divorce is completely archaic. In West Virginia for example, I would have to catch her actually Pee to Vee fucking and then never let her into the house again. If she crosses the threshold and stays the night in the house, I have apparently condoned it.

See WV State Law:

Quote
§48-5-301. When a divorce not to be granted.
No divorce for adultery shall be granted on the uncorroborated testimony of a prostitute, or a particeps criminis, or when it appears that the parties voluntarily cohabited after the knowledge of the adultery, or that it occurred more than three years before the institution of the action; nor shall a divorce be granted for any cause when it appears that the offense charged has been condoned, or was committed by the procurement or connivance of the plaintiff, or that the plaintiff has, within three years before the institution of action, been guilty of adultery not condoned, but such exception shall not be applicable to causes of action brought pursuant to sections 5-201 and 5-202 of this chapter. The defense of collusion shall not be pleaded as a bar to a divorce.

Quote
§48-5-204. Grounds for divorce; adultery.
A divorce may be ordered for adultery. Adultery is the voluntary sexual intercourse of a married man or woman with a person other than the offender's wife or husband. The burden is on the party seeking the divorce to prove the alleged adultery by clear and convincing evidence.

That's why I have this in my separation agreement:

Quote
WHEREAS, irreconcilable differences have arisen between the parties hereto, at no fault of either party, and the parties have been residing separately, and the parties hereto expect that such differences and separation shall continue indefinitely; and,

So basically, she could go to a bukkake camp and come back and I can't divorce her with cause. The state has defined sexual intercourse as actual fucking. So with that, I am divorcing on irreconcilable differences, and since I make more than her? She gets half. It's not fair but it's the law. Keep in mind I make SIX TIMES WHAT SHE DOES. But she has been incredibly fair in negotiations. In fact I am now hoping to have negotiation done with my lawyer on Tuesday the 15th, and send out the separation agreement to her, so maybe, MAYBE we can get into court on March 1st and have it done in one day. God I hope so.

Also keep in mind that custody is a non starter here. My kid is 24, they just happen to be in this house. I really, REALLY want to get them to leave.

In the meantime, I have been removed by my parents from both of their wills and inheritance because apparently I make terrible decisions about partners and they don't want my STBX wife to get any of the money (she can't, she's not entitled to it), or "any other future idiot you marry to get any of it."
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 09, 2022, 07:38:41 PM
Fucking WHAT at the will removal
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on February 09, 2022, 11:06:13 PM
I was raised by really awful people.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 09, 2022, 11:11:51 PM
you deserve better, zomgee  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 10, 2022, 03:26:46 PM
Quote from: zomgee on February 09, 2022, 11:06:13 PM
I was raised by really awful people.

Well we have you because of it. Don't be hard on yourself. We love you dude.

Quote from: bork on February 09, 2022, 03:01:41 PM
Quote from: Himu on February 04, 2022, 08:21:31 AM
Choosing to not have sex before marriage has nothing to do with virginity as she is not a virgin and neither am I. I shouldn't have to justify my personal choices to you but she's a woman who has suffered much abuse in the past and I care more about her than about getting laid. Before she met me she decided to never have sex again and chose a life of indefinite singlehood. This was a mutual choice and I refuse to treat her body as anything less than a temple. Doesn't stop us from being open about our sexual wants but I'd rather show my dedication to her outside of a sexual relationship given her history.

It's good that you are respecting her choices.  That said, something to consider is that you may not find that you are compatible, sexually, which could make for an awkward marriage or lead to problems later on.  My advice to you after 14+ years of being married is to not rush into anything, take plenty of time to get to know each other and live together for a while if you can, and wait at least a few years before even thinking about having a kid.

I want to stress this was a mutual choice and it was *I* that said no sex before marriage. She merely agreed. She still clicks her mouse thinking of me though. I tell her to smack her puss thinking of me. She obliges. It's naughty and makes the relationship super hot telling each other sexy shit but saving it for that special moment as two people who have had sex with people we didn't truly care for in the end too many times. Talking baby names and telling her how sexy pregnant women was a massive turn on convo. Fuck yes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 11, 2022, 08:01:45 PM
Bae got a Let's Go Brandon sweater. :heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 11, 2022, 09:22:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99yPA7K5MCA
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 11, 2022, 10:34:45 PM
Quote from: team filler on November 18, 2021, 06:02:23 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on November 17, 2021, 12:33:03 AM
You mean  :social :social2 ?

:teehee
I mean this one:

(https://i.imgur.com/B3XvJXG.jpg)

The way her eyes pierce my soul <333333333333333333333

if she only knew how easy it was to get me to stop complimenting or engaging at all with other women. All she had to do was talk to me directly  :stahp
:hesright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on February 12, 2022, 07:33:53 AM
 I guess not
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2022, 01:02:34 PM
Well now you have to explain what happened
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 12, 2022, 01:25:11 PM
she reads the bore  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 13, 2022, 07:58:19 PM
Being with someone who really gets you, doesn't judge you, who you can talk on the bed two to three hours with and not get bored. Tonight for our stay at home date I cooked her dinner. I'm smitten. The way she bites her lip in between kisses because she knows I bring the goods. I love smacking that ass and see the white in her eyes light up. Damn, I love her.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2022, 02:21:00 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/K16tLt5.gif) :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on February 14, 2022, 07:45:51 PM
A girl at the Starbucks by me has manga panels tattooed on her arms. That's both something I would never permanently affix to my body and I also something that seems kind of original and cute. I was trying to figure out what manga they were from, at first I thought it was Eva because the girl looked like Rei but wasn't that. Was too shy to ask  :'(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on February 14, 2022, 08:10:42 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on February 14, 2022, 07:45:51 PM
A girl at the Starbucks by me has manga panels tattooed on her arms. That's both something I would never permanently affix to my body and I also something that seems kind of original and cute. I was trying to figure out what manga they were from, at first I thought it was Eva because the girl looked like Rei but wasn't that. Was too shy to ask  :'(

I know a few people who met their SOs by one of them asking the other what their tattoos were about, so why not give it a try?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 14, 2022, 09:34:43 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on February 14, 2022, 07:45:51 PM
A girl at the Starbucks by me has manga panels tattooed on her arms. That's both something I would never permanently affix to my body and I also something that seems kind of original and cute. I was trying to figure out what manga they were from, at first I thought it was Eva because the girl looked like Rei but wasn't that. Was too shy to ask  :'(

Tell her hi and tell her your name, Bebpo. Give it a shot.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BisMarckie on February 14, 2022, 09:41:37 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DW0yl38VAAAo56n.jpg)

open with that line :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 14, 2022, 09:59:16 PM
ask for her onlyfans tbh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 15, 2022, 02:18:24 AM
Quote from: tiesto on February 14, 2022, 08:10:42 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on February 14, 2022, 07:45:51 PM
A girl at the Starbucks by me has manga panels tattooed on her arms. That's both something I would never permanently affix to my body and I also something that seems kind of original and cute. I was trying to figure out what manga they were from, at first I thought it was Eva because the girl looked like Rei but wasn't that. Was too shy to ask  :'(

I know a few people who met their SOs by one of them asking the other what their tattoos were about, so why not give it a try?

Asking someone about their ink is one of the best openers there is. They're putting their interests on display, and you're asking about them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2022, 02:30:12 AM
problem is that every guy asks hot girl about her ink. it's fine if she thinks you're hot, otherwise you're just another creep  :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on February 15, 2022, 03:17:23 AM
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

I guess I'm no threat; I talk to guys about their ink all the time, and when I ask women, it's in the same tone of voice and aspect.

Probably the key to not being perceived as lecherous is to genuinely not have lecherous intent.

But guys are definitely more nostalgic when talking about their ink.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2022, 03:13:12 PM
there was this hot emo girl I used to be friends with on fb. I remember her talking about how it happens whenever she wears shorts out to the store or wherever and guys always try to talk to her about her thigh tatts  :drool

she hated it  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on February 15, 2022, 03:31:01 PM
Some handsome 21 year old all up in my business at the club, and that was the first time I experienced someone probably going for it because of my much older age.

I love the whole milf scheme but 21 is way too young for me. :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2022, 03:42:15 PM
don't be a coward, bb  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on February 15, 2022, 04:03:11 PM
Valk sometimes your soulmate also happens to be 21 year old beefcake. It happens.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2022, 04:38:13 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on February 15, 2022, 04:03:11 PM
Valk sometimes your soulmate also happens to be 21 year old beefcake. It happens.
I am not 21 years old, trashy  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2022, 05:15:54 PM
I am once again flirting with hot filipina on fb who blocked me last year and then unblocked me so she could message me way back in late october  :lol. I just replied back and she's already sending me selfies of herself in bed  :doge

I am most likely never traveling to the islands and she won't be coming to the states anytime soon, but it's kind of better this way tbh  :yeshrug

I get some attention from hot girl I like talking to and we both know this is going nowhere  :heh

I had just unfriended shadia so I could stop wasting her time and mine. then I noticed I had a message request and hopefully I get some more sexy pics from this crazy girl. she likes showing me her pantsu  :rash

this girl screeshotted my comment in some city pop page I follow  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2022, 07:30:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/eruaRIe.png)


doji outchea replying to idiots in her ig comments instead of letting me hit  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on February 16, 2022, 02:34:36 PM
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=IqIKd7uV6Tc&list=RDAMVMIqIKd7uV6Tc
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 17, 2022, 07:46:04 PM
For the longest time in my life I felt myself unlovable. Today we had a deep discussion about our past and I've never felt more accepted and loved.

Her words:

Quote
You say you’re unloveable, but that’s not accurate. You’re highly loveable. You’re so far at one end of the bell curve, you’re the “ugly duckling” that grew up thinking they were defective, when really, you just never met anyone who also used to be the “ugly duckling”. One day, the two of you grow up to be swans, and the rest are still ducks.

Brehs, we are becoming deeply in love. She accepts me for my faults and lifts up my strengths. And my weaknesses she's so invested in finding me the help I need to fix them. For so long I thought love didn't exist. I really can't believe this.

(https://i.imgur.com/WXHSz6e.gif)

edit: Looks like I'm moving to the Hamptons next year, Tiesto!

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on February 17, 2022, 10:43:17 PM
Quote from: Himu on February 17, 2022, 07:46:04 PM
For the longest time in my life I felt myself unlovable. Today we had a deep discussion about our past and I've never felt more accepted and loved.

Her words:

Quote
You say you’re unloveable, but that’s not accurate. You’re highly loveable. You’re so far at one end of the bell curve, you’re the “ugly duckling” that grew up thinking they were defective, when really, you just never met anyone who also used to be the “ugly duckling”. One day, the two of you grow up to be swans, and the rest are still ducks.

Brehs, we are becoming deeply in love. She accepts me for my faults and lifts up my strengths. And my weaknesses she's so invested in finding me the help I need to fix them. For so long I thought love didn't exist. I really can't believe this.

(https://i.imgur.com/WXHSz6e.gif)

edit: Looks like I'm moving to the Hamptons next year, Tiesto!

Very cool! I was out there a few weeks ago... well specifically to check out the Montauk Lighthouse (never been before). Some nice wineries out on the south fork (though the north fork is where the majority are) if you're into that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on February 17, 2022, 10:45:47 PM
I don't drink anymore but thanks. The goal right now is to build a life together in the Hamptons and then move upstate.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on February 28, 2022, 09:24:03 PM
Tomorrow at 11:30 with any luck, the divorce will take place. Positive thoughts my Borean fam.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on March 01, 2022, 09:39:54 PM
And it is done. I am divorced. I’ll speak more on it later.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on March 08, 2022, 11:16:56 AM
We've been living separately for about 2 and 1/2 months now, so the physical feeling of being separate - I'm used to that mostly.

February 28th, the Monday night before the divorce, I came over to her apartment to check it out, to see if she needed anything. She's doing okay. The apartment looks good. It's maybe a mile away from me.

Before I left I gave her a long hug and of course I cried, because I still feel sadness towards the whole thing.

In my mind, I replayed the moments of our relationship, dating, falling in love, the wedding, the birth of our child, buying houses, becoming a stable family, but I thought of all the times she hurt me, was distant, lied and cheated, made me feel less than.

I can't stay with her. She made me feel so ancillary to everything and we weren't aligned.

I just wanted to be sure.

I hope we're going to stay friends, but maybe she's not going to be able to stay friends if she doesn't figure out who she really is. She's getting help. But I know, in the back of her mind, she knows she threw away the best person there ever could have been for her.

I've moved the rest of her belongings into totes in the living room for her to get, and she still has a closet to clear out. She's also taking her sweet assed time in separating finances, so I opened my own checking account for direct deposit. She seemed none too pleased. Whatever.

So I say this: To all you people who feel you can't do it, who lack the constitution, who lack the self-respect, who feel you'll never find somebody else or that you're not good enough:

You can do this. Maybe it will hurt, maybe you'll be sad, or angry, filled with rage. Maybe you really won't find someone else. But you cannot live in a union with someone who isn't willing to respect you.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on March 08, 2022, 06:21:13 PM
You cried? Lolol

:neogaf

spoiler (click to show/hide)
but for real, good for you. There's plenty of good people out there
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on March 08, 2022, 06:27:26 PM
You haven’t specified what’s happening with your child, and that’s fine, but if you have custody and no reason to see your ex-wife, consider taking a serious break for a year or two before trying to be friends. You have an established dynamic that is going to continue to plague your interactions, and taking a real time off will give that a chance to at least partially reset.

You are clearly still raw and damaged from her choices, and she needs to get on with her life and get her shit straight so she doesn’t fuck up the next relationship. Don’t put yourself in a position where she can still hurt you, please.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on March 08, 2022, 08:15:39 PM
My child is 24 and it's now my mission to get this kid the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. My ex wife made absolutely sure that kid had zero responsibility. They can't drive, have low social skills, and won't hold onto a job for any amount of time. Basically, I have a failure to launch in my house. That stops now.

Yes I cried. :) I didn't want it to end this way.

Also there is one thing where I have to continue to be nice to her for a while (it's a $$$ thing) and then I can completely move on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 22, 2022, 09:13:47 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 02, 2022, 05:55:17 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on May 02, 2022, 06:41:53 PM
Post nudes so we can determine if the marriage will be fruitful
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on May 03, 2022, 03:25:12 PM
My ex unfriended me on Switch.

:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on May 19, 2022, 07:58:43 AM
Well Im single again, I broke up with my GF on last weekend. We had pretty different needs as far as relationships go. She still lived with her parents and wanted to eat at home a lot, wanted to spend her evenings at home too. She said she was mostly tired from work, I can understand that but I cant really deal with that Ive found out. I need someone that wants to hang out during the week as well, cook something together etc. When I come home from work I dont want to spend all my week evenings alone, and then only spend time together from saturday to sunday (when she would usually come over).

I want to spend my evenings (not all evenings ofcourse) with the person I love and want to be with. And I want my GF to want that same thing.

So I said we should just stay friends, I value the contact I have with her, I want to keep playing games with her and meeting up once in awhile to do something fun. But the relationship part is just not gonna work..
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on May 19, 2022, 09:49:43 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on May 19, 2022, 07:58:43 AM
Well Im single again, I broke up with my GF on last weekend. We had pretty different needs as far as relationships go. She still lived with her parents and wanted to eat at home a lot, wanted to spend her evenings at home too. She said she was mostly tired from work, I can understand that but I cant really deal with that Ive found out. I need someone that wants to hang out during the week as well, cook something together etc. When I come home from work I dont want to spend all my week evenings alone, and then only spend time together from saturday to sunday (when she would usually come over).

I want to spend my evenings (not all evenings ofcourse) with the person I love and want to be with. And I want my GF to want that same thing.

So I said we should just stay friends, I value the contact I have with her, I want to keep playing games with her and meeting up once in awhile to do something fun. But the relationship part is just not gonna work..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv7K9ghgcgA
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 06, 2022, 12:01:58 AM
girl came up from behind me while I was doing dishes and started bumping into.

I of course grinded back


how do i make the next move to get a strapon?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on June 06, 2022, 03:04:00 AM
I went to a live music show with my partner of 2 years last night. I had gotten stoned at home thinking i was just having a cool night inside, when she asked me if i want to go to the show. It was in a shitty part off the city, so i went with her. I had also had a few beers.

We get there, and a band i enjoy was playing. I bought two cans of beer and slammed one while waiting the 5 second to get my change. We stand about 20 feet from the stage, in a spot with not many people close by.  I usually hate being out at these things, but now I'm pretty buzzed, stoned, and the music is great. I'm just standing, dancing on the spot, vibing, clapping to the beat occasionally, and just loving the show. Then i kinda half blacked out because i don't remember everything clearly. What i do know is i never moved from my spot because i had my bag between my feet, and i never cheered obnoxiously, because i never yell or whistle or anything like that at shows.

What i do remember is my partner being pissed off at me for zoning out to the music, and after the band finished, we were outside the show between bands and the keyboard player came up to me and gave me shit for my obnoxious clapping that apparently was sometimes on the off-beat, and for staring at the band. It is like a 10 piece band with brass, drums, shakers, guitar, bass, etc. I remember laughing it off. Then today my partner told me that i selfishly took all the energy in the room for myself with my dancing on the spot, moving my arms too much, and clapping.

This was a large venue with probably 100 people in the audience at any time.

So yeah, i managed to somehow fuck up watching live music. I told a couple people at work today and they didn't believe me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 08, 2022, 06:10:10 AM
Sounds like you had a good time, and everyone else overreacted...?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 08, 2022, 06:58:44 AM
Yeah if it makes you feel any better, she would have been pissed if you'd stayed at home too. Women be like that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 08, 2022, 07:04:07 AM
“Bitches be shoppin” is my favorite joke of yours trashy
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 08, 2022, 07:17:42 AM
You can't even STOP a woman shoppin'
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 08, 2022, 10:08:00 AM
Quote from: BikeJesus on June 06, 2022, 03:04:00 AM
I went to a live music show with my partner of 2 years last night. I had gotten stoned at home thinking i was just having a cool night inside, when she asked me if i want to go to the show. It was in a shitty part off the city, so i went with her. I had also had a few beers.

We get there, and a band i enjoy was playing. I bought two cans of beer and slammed one while waiting the 5 second to get my change. We stand about 20 feet from the stage, in a spot with not many people close by.  I usually hate being out at these things, but now I'm pretty buzzed, stoned, and the music is great. I'm just standing, dancing on the spot, vibing, clapping to the beat occasionally, and just loving the show. Then i kinda half blacked out because i don't remember everything clearly. What i do know is i never moved from my spot because i had my bag between my feet, and i never cheered obnoxiously, because i never yell or whistle or anything like that at shows.

What i do remember is my partner being pissed off at me for zoning out to the music, and after the band finished, we were outside the show between bands and the keyboard player came up to me and gave me shit for my obnoxious clapping that apparently was sometimes on the off-beat, and for staring at the band. It is like a 10 piece band with brass, drums, shakers, guitar, bass, etc. I remember laughing it off. Then today my partner told me that i selfishly took all the energy in the room for myself with my dancing on the spot, moving my arms too much, and clapping.

This was a large venue with probably 100 people in the audience at any time.

So yeah, i managed to somehow fuck up watching live music. I told a couple people at work today and they didn't believe me.

Something similar happened to me i was down like a bottle of gin. And we went to a seafood restaurant. She hands me a menu, were sitting outside cause it's packed.

Next thing is her asking me what i want and i said I don't feel like seafood.

She got so mad cause apparently I'd been studying the menu for like ten minutes, and had eye drift for every girl walking around.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 08, 2022, 11:13:12 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on June 08, 2022, 06:58:44 AM
Yeah if it makes you feel any better, she would have been pissed if you'd stayed at home too. Women be like that.

women cant live with them cant live without them amirite
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on June 08, 2022, 11:17:15 AM
Quote from: chronovore on June 08, 2022, 06:10:10 AM
Sounds like you had a good time, and everyone else overreacted...?

Yeah, but a member of the band literally confronted me outside the show. I feel like I'm losing my mind. My gf even said it took a lot off guts for them to say something. I have decided I'm going to leave her and every night after work I've been sorting my things and throwing crap out so it makes it easier and faster to move when i find a new place to live.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 08, 2022, 11:42:30 AM
Quote from: BikeJesus on June 08, 2022, 11:17:15 AM
Quote from: chronovore on June 08, 2022, 06:10:10 AM
Sounds like you had a good time, and everyone else overreacted...?

Yeah, but a member of the band literally confronted me outside the show. I feel like I'm losing my mind. My gf even said it took a lot off guts for them to say something. I have decided I'm going to leave her and every night after work I've been sorting my things and throwing crap out so it makes it easier and faster to move when i find a new place to live.

this post escalated
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 08, 2022, 07:11:39 PM
Quote from: james on June 08, 2022, 11:13:12 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on June 08, 2022, 06:58:44 AM
Yeah if it makes you feel any better, she would have been pissed if you'd stayed at home too. Women be like that.

women cant live with them cant live without them amirite

It's more along the lines of i've seen girls get angry at their boyfriends for not accompanying them, even when the guy has perfectly valid reasons to stay at home. Then she calls him selfish after he came out with her with no notice given? I don't care how sloppy drunk he got, that's not cool.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 08, 2022, 09:16:08 PM
Quote from: BikeJesus on June 08, 2022, 11:17:15 AM
Quote from: chronovore on June 08, 2022, 06:10:10 AM
Sounds like you had a good time, and everyone else overreacted...?

Yeah, but a member of the band literally confronted me outside the show. I feel like I'm losing my mind. My gf even said it took a lot off guts for them to say something. I have decided I'm going to leave her and every night after work I've been sorting my things and throwing crap out so it makes it easier and faster to move when i find a new place to live.

Yeah, I mean, if you're feeling like leaving is the answer, there's probably more to it than just this one incident. Maybe you're both working up to how to say goodbye?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on June 12, 2022, 12:54:38 PM
Ex came over to drop off the switch she gave me, we had sex and then she started blaming me for not respecting the breakup bc I wanted to have sex with her. Glad shes gone. Fucking hell
She always came over on saturday till sunday, so once per week. I broke it up bc I wanted someone to do stuff with during the week as well. Get some food together, cook something, do something fun or just hang out. But she always was tired after work and couldnt or wouldnt come over during the week. So when she did come over, naturally I wanted to be close and intimate as well, but she started blaming me like "everytime i come over you wanna do it" and im like yeah wtf im 35, young and in my prime im no grandpa of ,65 with reduced libido. I want to be with my girl. So it got kinda annoying that she would have sex with me and then later just bitch about it, like she cant give any boundaries, she said I just let it happen and im like wtf I dont want my girl to just lay there or be like "just get it over with" or some shit.

Either way fuck it im glad im done with her ass
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 12, 2022, 04:25:38 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on June 12, 2022, 12:54:38 PM
Ex came over to drop off the switch she gave me, we had sex and then she started blaming me for not respecting the breakup bc I wanted to have sex with her. Glad shes gone. Fucking hell
She always came over on saturday till sunday, so once per week. I broke it up bc I wanted someone to do stuff with during the week as well. Get some food together, cook something, do something fun or just hang out. But she always was tired after work and couldnt or wouldnt come over during the week. So when she did come over, naturally I wanted to be close and intimate as well, but she started blaming me like "everytime i come over you wanna do it" and im like yeah wtf im 35, young and in my prime im no grandpa of ,65 with reduced libido. I want to be with my girl. So it got kinda annoying that she would have sex with me and then later just bitch about it, like she cant give any boundaries, she said I just let it happen and im like wtf I dont want my girl to just lay there or be like "just get it over with" or some shit.

Either way fuck it im glad im done with her ass

As Transhuman famously said: bitches be crazy!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on June 12, 2022, 05:36:29 PM
Shits got me really depressed rn fml
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BikeJesus on June 12, 2022, 11:59:10 PM
She sounds like a loser. Looking forward to when you aren't with an unstable person and look back and laugh at how bullshit the situation was.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on June 13, 2022, 09:34:12 AM
Did she ever let you in the poop chute? Think about that. Positive thoughts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 13, 2022, 09:08:15 PM
A bad economy means a discount on sugar women, get ready boys
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 14, 2022, 01:51:04 AM
Quote from: james on June 13, 2022, 09:08:15 PM
A bad economy means a discount on sugar women, get ready boys

This does not give me confidence in your investment wisdom.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 14, 2022, 10:35:49 AM
The hot summer intern at work dropped "my boyfriend" into a conversation

:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on June 15, 2022, 02:10:53 AM
Quote from: james on June 14, 2022, 10:35:49 AM
The hot summer intern at work dropped "my boyfriend" into a conversation

:fbm

Alpha move is to drop YOUR boyfriend into the conversation next.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 08, 2022, 02:40:45 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: who is ted danson? on July 08, 2022, 03:09:52 AM
Quote from: team filler on July 08, 2022, 02:40:45 AM
I am once again messaging karla on tumblr and facebook. I sent nut vids  :-[
:clap
:dsp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 08, 2022, 04:16:51 AM
Quote from: team filler on July 08, 2022, 02:40:45 AM
I am once again messaging karla on tumblr and facebook. I sent nut vids  :-[

Bitch, you haven’t been paying my alimony for two months now  :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 08, 2022, 06:07:45 AM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 08, 2022, 07:41:31 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 21, 2022, 09:58:19 AM
1 year anniversary with my GF is this weekend, should I buy a gift.


Also a girl I stalk on reddit that was single last summer is getting married already wtf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 22, 2022, 02:04:54 PM
I deleted my ex from my Nintendo Switch and reverted the console to be my primary.

I lose access to a couple of games that she bought. :fbm

I can no longer track what she's playing. :fbm



But now I have a gift for my current GF  :bernie
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 24, 2022, 02:27:58 AM
Anyone else in the “God, I love being single. Commitment is so overrated” phase?
At this point I just can’t picture myself dating anymore. My former relationships have been too traumatizing.

 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on July 24, 2022, 03:08:53 AM
No.

I'd kill to have my heart broken.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 24, 2022, 03:51:27 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 24, 2022, 02:27:58 AM
Anyone else in the “God, I love being single. Commitment is so overrated” phase?
At this point I just can’t picture myself dating anymore. My former relationships have been too traumatizing.

 :doge

The opposite  :doge
But being single has its advantages, for sure.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Valkyrie on July 24, 2022, 05:41:29 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on July 24, 2022, 03:08:53 AM
No.

I'd kill to have my heart broken.
Sometimes it’s nice to have a toxic partner that ruins your life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 24, 2022, 06:04:30 AM
Like alcohol, it's about pacing yourself.
 :engel

https://youtu.be/SgebFaKWiFI
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on July 24, 2022, 09:22:17 AM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 24, 2022, 05:41:29 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on July 24, 2022, 03:08:53 AM
No.

I'd kill to have my heart broken.
Sometimes it’s nice to have a toxic partner that ruins your life.

But the part before they ruin your life probably feels pretty good though right?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: VomKriege on July 24, 2022, 09:40:35 AM
You can get the good part without necessarily being heart broken, but it's not always scientific.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 24, 2022, 09:07:59 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie on July 24, 2022, 02:27:58 AM
Anyone else in the “God, I love being single. Commitment is so overrated” phase?
At this point I just can’t picture myself dating anymore. My former relationships have been too traumatizing.

 :doge

If youre hot, being single is probably great.

Most of us need to grab onto someone for dear life
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on July 25, 2022, 11:27:37 PM
Things slowed down with the girlfriend after my son was born. But he’s almost 9 months old now and I met up with her for the first time in a long time the other day and it was damn good. My wife was happy to hear about it too. I like that I can take time for my family and there’s no toxicity. She was understanding the whole time.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 04, 2022, 03:56:38 PM
Kinda random thought, but as a short guy, for decades of dating been brushed off by every girl taller than me and limited to the dating pool of people my height or shorter (which is kinda relatively small and makes dating tougher), finally dated a tall gal.

Was interesting. Like I couldn't go for a kiss when I wanted because I couldn't reach her height to kiss, so I'd have to kinda hold her in a way to give a signal that I'm going for a kiss so she leans down.

Didn't mind it, just a different experience. But out of almost all the women I've dated, this gal was the toughest to keep interested that I can remember. It just felt like even when you're able to find a tall women willing to date a shorter guy, there's just this inherent lack of attractiveness from the lack of traditional masculinity of a tall guy leaning over, that it's a total uphill battle to keep the attraction and interest going.

Probably stuck dating shorter women for life. And lemme tell ya, that when you hit a certain age where I'm at, there aren't a lot of short single women left.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 04, 2022, 05:08:45 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on August 04, 2022, 03:56:38 PM
Probably stuck dating shorter women for life. And lemme tell ya, that when you hit a certain age where I'm at, there aren't a lot of short single women left.

Book yourself a flight to Manilla
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on August 05, 2022, 05:02:02 PM
I got a date tomorrow  :gladbron
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 20, 2022, 08:22:19 PM
FB noticed me that it was my 1st gf's bday. Weren't not friends but we're fb friends. Out of curiousity I took a look at what she's up to these days and

she's married, lives in the midwest and is an anti-vaccine libertarian/bitcoin believer republican.

 :goty2

That's a shame. Was a cool person back in the day, but had some rough life events and turned to the church and became a holy believer. And now this is where she ends up 25 years later.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on August 21, 2022, 02:50:27 AM
Got laid last night boyss :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on August 25, 2022, 08:18:20 AM
The new place I work at has so many gorgeous girls working there its insane
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 25, 2022, 09:50:36 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on August 25, 2022, 08:18:20 AM
The new place I work at has so many gorgeous girls

High school?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on August 25, 2022, 09:50:53 AM
update: still no strap
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on August 25, 2022, 10:36:13 AM
Quote from: james on August 25, 2022, 09:50:36 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on August 25, 2022, 08:18:20 AM
The new place I work at has so many gorgeous girls

High school?

Nah its like a coupon website 😂🤣
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 25, 2022, 11:07:30 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on August 25, 2022, 10:36:13 AM
Quote from: james on August 25, 2022, 09:50:36 AM
Quote from: MMaRsu on August 25, 2022, 08:18:20 AM
The new place I work at has so many gorgeous girls

High school?

Nah its like a coupon website 😂🤣

Easy access to discounted dinner and drinks, nice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 31, 2022, 01:46:51 PM
https://twitter.com/urbanfriendden/status/1564888551346552834

:fbm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on August 31, 2022, 01:48:26 PM
Art imitates life.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: MMaRsu on September 04, 2022, 11:43:52 AM
Hooked up with a coworker today 😅 ya boys mmarsu is on fire
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 04, 2022, 12:38:24 PM
Quote from: MMaRsu on September 04, 2022, 11:43:52 AM
Hooked up with a coworker today 😅 ya boys mmarsu is on fire

Why? Why shit where you eat?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 30, 2022, 04:25:50 PM
chronovore
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 01, 2022, 01:45:41 AM
can
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 02, 2022, 02:01:39 PM
suck
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 02, 2022, 02:08:27 PM
my
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2022, 06:48:12 PM
fat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 09, 2022, 09:45:16 PM
Anyone know what it means when you send a message to someone with a question, and they read it and like you back and match with you, and then they don't message anything back. Like are you supposed to just ignore the first message you sent and send a new one? I've had this happen a lot lately.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 09, 2022, 09:48:18 PM
hog
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 10, 2022, 06:58:00 AM
Set your expectations as low as possible. Then go even lower.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on October 10, 2022, 07:18:07 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 09, 2022, 09:45:16 PM
Anyone know what it means when you send a message to someone with a question, and they read it and like you back and match with you, and then they don't message anything back. Like are you supposed to just ignore the first message you sent and send a new one? I've had this happen a lot lately.

What kind of question was it? Was it dumb?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 10, 2022, 12:31:19 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 09, 2022, 09:45:16 PM
Anyone know what it means when you send a message to someone with a question, and they read it and like you back and match with you, and then they don't message anything back. Like are you supposed to just ignore the first message you sent and send a new one? I've had this happen a lot lately.

Are they doing outcalls?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on October 10, 2022, 12:39:48 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on October 10, 2022, 07:18:07 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 09, 2022, 09:45:16 PM
Anyone know what it means when you send a message to someone with a question, and they read it and like you back and match with you, and then they don't message anything back. Like are you supposed to just ignore the first message you sent and send a new one? I've had this happen a lot lately.

What kind of question was it? Was it dumb?

Nah, just like normal questions/jokes on something thing in their profile?

It almost feels like people match back but then are too shy to type anything. But like in online dating how does that work if the other person is too shy to type anything.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on October 10, 2022, 01:21:37 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 10, 2022, 12:39:48 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on October 10, 2022, 07:18:07 AM
Quote from: Bebpo on October 09, 2022, 09:45:16 PM
Anyone know what it means when you send a message to someone with a question, and they read it and like you back and match with you, and then they don't message anything back. Like are you supposed to just ignore the first message you sent and send a new one? I've had this happen a lot lately.

What kind of question was it? Was it dumb?

Nah, just like normal questions/jokes on something thing in their profile?

It almost feels like people match back but then are too shy to type anything. But like in online dating how does that work if the other person is too shy to type anything.

Its easier if you assume everyone has crippling depression/social anxiety hence the lack of responses
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 10, 2022, 03:44:23 PM
tbh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on October 10, 2022, 08:36:56 PM
AGAIN?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 10, 2022, 10:33:07 PM
 :delicious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on October 11, 2022, 09:38:24 AM
Has even one of you actually found true love?  :-\
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on October 11, 2022, 10:06:59 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on October 11, 2022, 09:38:24 AM
Has even one of you actually found true love?  :-\

Yes but then she left me
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 15, 2022, 03:41:12 AM
eat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on October 25, 2022, 04:03:42 AM
my
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 25, 2022, 10:59:23 AM
October 22 update: still no strap on.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on November 16, 2022, 12:07:33 AM
Been doing some online dates lately, but did a irl date yesterday for first time in a while. I thought it went pretty well and I came off well. Was debating whether I was interested in the person romantically and decided I wasn't but was gonna text the next day and see if she wants to be friends because we both were concert people and into similar music so would be good to have more show buddies.

Checked the app today to message her that and...she unmatched me  :lol
Still can't read shit out of dates in terms of if they went well or not. Unless the date ends up with fucking (which tends to indicate the other person having a good time on the date), I just have no idea if the other person enjoyed it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2022, 11:57:59 PM
So...

I'm speechless.

So I was on a Muslim date app. I normally only look for women inside the USA but one time I got a message from a woman in Indonesia. Something clicked and we shared numbers for WhatsApp. This was a while back.

I'm shocked despite the fact we weren't born in the same country, despite the fact English isn't her first language, we can still communicate and we share so much together. Her English is pretty good too. There's no games involved. It's either you want me or you don't. She hasn't said shit about money or her expectations regarding that. She has focused on my character and religion. She was amazed at my recitation of Fatiha and said it was beautiful. I can be myself with her with zero airs. I don't have to portray the black alpha male thing that many black women (even Muslim black women) expect and it's a shock to the system. We share a passion in art, particularly fine art, and she's even had shows (albeit to a small crowd). I have a lot of connections in the art world from my time putting my nose against the grind stone in New York, so I let her into my network, on a risk, with someone I know that's a professional art curator to give suggestions, support, and trajectory professionaly. She might have found a mentor in this person. It's amazing to support each other professionally and emotionally.

I mean, I'm not saying this to run shit on the face American women. I've met a lot of cool chicks and had the opportunity to be with a lot of amazing caliber women once I learned to unfuck myself and learn how to be myself and a proper gentleman again. Unfortunate it's been a thing of bad circumstances. Either there's too much of an age gap despite the obvious chemistry, or she's a good woman and we don't have chemistry. Or we have chemistry and we mutually agreed to be friends. So many wonderful women I've had the opportunity to be with, or just chill with, or almost be with and turns out I'm falling for some Indonesian woman half a world away. She told me she wants me for her birthday gift. I've been updating my passport so unfortunately I'll miss it but I have a really good feeling about her. I'm still vetting of course but hopefully this works out. So far I haven't found a hole in my vet process.

It's really interesting, my evolution as a guy post-detransition. At first I was really mad at the world, and especially women, and I was over compensating by being this fake macho man. But the more I fell into my own confidence from the hard knock school of life, I gained my own swagger, which most women find irresistible. But unfortunately, as a Muslim man, I can't be with just any woman. And the non-muslim women want to fuck when I don't want to/can't have sex before marriage. The better I got the more selective I get yet the more women want to be with me, if not for a relationship at least for casual sex. The more confident I am the more I see women just looking at me. It's an attention I am not used to but am flattered by. Unfortunately attention doesn't turn into a wife, not necessarily. Being in therapy and talking about my demons has really helped.

At first when I detransitioned if I tried to be a woman's friend. Lol. Didn't work. Then I consumed red pill content and thought I had to be an asshole. LOL. Definitely didn't work. I eventually settled into a beautiful medium that is what I like to call "good guy with a spine". And shock and awe, it works. Like really well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 20, 2022, 12:17:54 AM
My favorite thing in all of this is the discovery that the most feminist women I know are the ones with the strictest gender roles. Like if she's always talking about feminism this, women's freedom that on her socials if you are blunt while keeping it playful, she will often drop the facade. Yet they'll think you want casual sex and if I wanted to go that route it would be very easy to do so. If you tell a feminist you don't do sex before marriage their brain freezes up because they want casual sex with but aren't going to get it. I've noticed I personally, for my tastes, do not lump "feminist women" with "wife material women". It helps that the feminist women tend to not be Muslim or devout Christian women or remotely interested in building a family. Of course, I'm speaking in very broad strokes as I know many feminists that are married and some even with kids. But as a rule, it proves to be true if you picture Elaine from Seinfeld. So I can afford to be a gentleman with wife material women and make the swag a slow build. Whereas with feminists it's like cut the chase. It's an interesting dynamic and fascinating to witness.

Another discovery is the reason red pill guys don't think you can be a "good man" and be successful with women is because they're chasing women for the next big lay. They only talk of women from the standpoint of fucking them which makes you by definition not a good guy. This is why feminists are so easy to get casually because so many men have a facade of being good guys but really just want pussy. This shows they're not looking for wives because a wife is more than an ass and a pair of tits. So they respect a dude that comes out and says what he wants rather than getting emotions included.  And by doing this, by being blunt rather than pretending to be this good dude who really just wants pussy, it tells the feminist that you're "being the man" by not being a bitch and not addressing what you want. I found this out because despite not wanting casual sex I like to flirt a lot and I'm not a prude. Put simply, feminists have very strict gender dynamics despite their claims of equality and are extremely terrified of commitment.

I'm cool with the feminists I've talked to and they really respect "sorry but I don't do casual sex" even if they aren't going to get what they want.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 20, 2022, 07:48:11 AM
What’s the Muslim date app?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 20, 2022, 08:02:14 AM
Muslima.

My sister (not real sister) met her husband through it so they recommended it.

But Muslima, bro. There's some scams but for the most part your options are plentiful with non American women. However you won't get far if you aren't Muslim.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 20, 2022, 10:09:21 AM
Thank you!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 20, 2022, 11:21:04 AM
Honestly if you want something more casual (when I say that I don't mean sex) I rec Muzmatch which has changed its name to Muz I think?

The women in it tend be very westernized and local. Muslima is more traditional, conservative women.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on November 27, 2022, 08:17:55 AM
Nov 2022 Update, she grabbed my butt and sorted drifted her fingers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 04, 2022, 10:46:07 PM
Was talking my cousin who lives abroad these days.

We both noticed a phenomenon among black men where the black women go for a specific type of average dude if they're under 40.

He talked to a sister about this shit and she agreed with the observations. :

His words: It's really fucked to me. You spend half your life trying to navigate the black relationship dynamic...or try to date a white girl...Nothing works... but one week abroad and you get treated like a king. It's bullshit.

Dude is super successful too and my other cousin who is similarly successful has made a similar note. What makes things even worse is issue of class since our family is middle/upper middle class this makes the black woman pool even more thin and selective. I told him to not go for Black American women and stick with Carribbean and African ladies. Cuz told me he's got a Colombian girlfriend. :lol

Reminds me how I was talking to PD and every single one of his brothers besides his gay brother, including himself, is with a non-black woman. PD himself is with a latina woman. It's absolutely amazing how the world at large sees black American men, where we are coveted, versus black American women, where we are reviled or the women just show no interest unless you're A loser gangster that likes to knock women up.

What's weird is that it seems this is the case except for super well off black women. Like I can talk to a black woman that lives in a very, very rich area and we are clicking like tap shoes on hardwood. I am convinced it's a class thing, which makes sense because I always felt better represented by The Cosby Show, and in a small way, Fresh Prince, than hip hop which is mostly represented by lower class black folks. I have no idea but I'm mostly just spit balling. PD in a way confirms it because he's the same class as me and was raised similarly to me and my cousins.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on December 05, 2022, 11:16:55 AM
I wanna call BS, but most people I know are Carribbean/African or children of immigrants.

How do these cousins look?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: zomgee on December 05, 2022, 12:59:57 PM
i am 50 and divorced

i have a 27 year old woman after me as well as a drop dead gorgeous 31 year old married woman who feels like she missed out on me

what a world
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 05, 2022, 02:02:44 PM
Quote from: zomgee on December 05, 2022, 12:59:57 PM
i am 50 and divorced

i have a 27 year old woman after me as well as a drop dead gorgeous 31 year old married woman who feels like she missed out on me

what a world

Send me there instas and Ill tell you who to choose
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 05, 2022, 07:42:32 PM
Quote from: Beezy on December 05, 2022, 11:16:55 AM
I wanna call BS, but most people I know are Carribbean/African or children of immigrants.

How do these cousins look?

Bro I'm telling you Carribbean and African woman, for the most part, are of a different breed. Especially African women. Cousins are fit. One went to Morehouse. Another went to Howard. Both graduates, look good, fit, muscles, average to above average height but not 6 ft. Morehouse cuz is a Tyrone but can't find a suitable gf.

Muslim women are of another breed too. Thankfully I'm Muslim.

What's your experience with Caribbean and African women?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on December 05, 2022, 09:18:33 PM
Send me their instas and i'll tell you which cousin to choose Himu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 05, 2022, 10:24:42 PM
Quote from: Himu on December 05, 2022, 07:42:32 PM
Average to shove average height but not 6 ft.

 :girlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 05, 2022, 10:45:17 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on December 05, 2022, 09:18:33 PM
Send me their instas and i'll tell you which cousin to choose Himu

I'm confused. In any case I'm talking to my brother Beezy about black shit, not to an unfunny perma offended Australian.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on December 06, 2022, 01:07:56 AM
Quote from: Himu on December 05, 2022, 10:45:17 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on December 05, 2022, 09:18:33 PM
Send me their instas and i'll tell you which cousin to choose Himu

I'm confused. In any case I'm talking to my brother Beezy about black shit, not to an unfunny perma offended Australian.

Don't worry i'm not offended. Anyway, was referring to this:
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_in_the_Middle_East

I'll up my joke game just for you k
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2022, 03:46:09 AM
My cousins are male and I'm not an Arab. I was not raised within Islam so I don't have that as a predominant cultural norm and it's mostly the Arab's that have this tradition anyways, which I am not. In any case, even if they were female cousins it seems pretty weird and racist of you to suddenly bring up cousin marriage and attribute it to Arabs when cousin marrying is allowed in certain territories in the US and countries like Japan. It's not as uncommon as you think it is, basically, and it's not even exclusive to Arabs. Yet for some reason, me talking about cousins (male cousins at that), and you went "lightbulb!" and made a confusing bad joke, because despite for all of your so-called "openness" you're actually bigot. I truly detest hypocrites.

Continue to conflate Arabs with Islam all you want, it won't make you look any smarter.

I don't like to call people names but in this case I really can't be too charitable and you're truly a dumbass.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on December 06, 2022, 04:08:44 AM
Weird hill to die on but k

I'm not going to apologise for you being confused, that doesn't seem very fair to me.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on December 07, 2022, 02:36:50 PM
Quote from: Himu on December 06, 2022, 03:46:09 AM
My cousins are male and I'm not an Arab. I was not raised within Islam so I don't have that as a predominant cultural norm and it's mostly the Arab's that have this tradition anyways, which I am not. In any case, even if they were female cousins it seems pretty weird and racist of you to suddenly bring up cousin marriage and attribute it to Arabs when cousin marrying is allowed in certain territories in the US and countries like Japan. It's not as uncommon as you think it is, basically, and it's not even exclusive to Arabs. Yet for some reason, me talking about cousins (male cousins at that), and you went "lightbulb!" and made a confusing bad joke, because despite for all of your so-called "openness" you're actually bigot. I truly detest hypocrites.

Continue to conflate Arabs with Islam all you want, it won't make you look any smarter.

I don't like to call people names but in this case I really can't be too charitable and you're truly a dumbass.

If your cousin was female, conventionally attractive, and 9, would that be better?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 13, 2022, 05:03:04 AM
Real talk Beezy, I admire the Caribbean and African spirit so much!

We got what we wanted with civil rights act and voting rights act. Carribbean and African American immigrants come here and do business. Our (black American culture) been in a regress since the 60's and is now on life support. If an immigrant can make it here and become well off so can us. Black Americans have done to it ourselves by strapping ourselves to liberal ideology, feminist garbage, lowered standards. The black immigrants I saw and worked for in NYC were fighters. We don't have that anymore. We just complain. There's endless opportunities out there for us to take. Instead we just bitch. Funnily when we were under far harsh terms via segregation we often prospered. We are weak and have a disgusting culture of hedonism and low class values that prizes victimization over aspiration. When I have kids Inshaa Allah I will not raise them around black Americans and its ghetto worship culture. They will be raised around Africans, Caribbean's, and Asians that value education. I used to think Africans and Carribbeans were self hating because they didn't associate with black Americans. With age comes wisdom and it's definitely not self hate promoting them. Living in Little Caribbean in NYC was a life changing experience.

The Nigerian Americans really helped me to get to know my roots as a Nigerian by blood too. Nigerian Americans are true Black Excellence. :bow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on December 17, 2022, 04:38:30 PM
Dec update, finger moved between the cheeks.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on December 17, 2022, 08:49:28 PM
I'm sorry you're going through that.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on December 21, 2022, 11:16:14 AM
Quote from: Himu on December 17, 2022, 08:49:28 PM
I'm sorry you're going through that.

why?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on January 26, 2023, 01:22:53 PM
My 3rd grade girlfriend has a Pixel 7 and it makes me feel good about my taste in women
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on January 26, 2023, 03:53:56 PM
Why are you dating a 3rd grader?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on March 31, 2023, 02:23:24 PM
https://twitter.com/motelsiren/status/1641565799902220288
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on April 09, 2023, 03:12:46 AM
ass
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: demi on April 09, 2023, 08:10:47 PM
Quote from: zomgee on December 05, 2022, 12:59:57 PM
i am 50 and divorced

i have a 27 year old woman after me as well as a drop dead gorgeous 31 year old married woman who feels like she missed out on me

what a world

i want to watch this home movie please
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 01, 2023, 06:07:06 AM
 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 03, 2023, 07:49:12 AM
Filler, please stop using the Bore like it’s Snapchat.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 03, 2023, 08:48:55 AM
Quote from: chronovore on May 03, 2023, 07:49:12 AM
Filler, please stop using the Bore like it’s Snapchat.
:hesright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 03, 2023, 08:51:03 AM
If filler was using the bore like Snapchat we’d be seeing regular hog pics  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 03, 2023, 08:53:54 AM
I only send those to sluts  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 06, 2023, 05:37:24 AM
Quote from: team filler on April 09, 2023, 03:12:46 AM
ass

:lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2023, 04:39:23 PM
I think I finally reached a new height and I don't mean my literal height. I'm unfortunately not 6 foot. :lol But the height I'm talking about? It's a mentality. Oh my God, I gotta dispel this. I realized recently that I'm fucking dope. A few years ago after I detransitioned I was really in my feelings as I tried to discover who I really was and why I wasn't happy. I've been through lots of bouts of therapy and they've helped. In order to improve my chances with women I crashed YouTube to help me with tips. I found things that are utterly useless and not me like "game", and other things to try to change who I am as a person. In all of this I never really considered this one truth: I am enough. Because I didn't feel that I was enough I was desperate in my dealings with women. I was lacking authenticity, and I was lacking empathy. But after every single woman I dealt with I found I added another tool to the toolbox. I started this longing for someone else to fill the void but I've come full circle with the realization that I don't fucking need to. I'm dope! Who the fuck are you? This realization helped curate a self love I've never had before and I finally realized the maxim "no one can love you until you love yourself." For a long time I've sweated so many things and so many people. People that don't want in my life to begin with. Their loss. :yeshrug

Somehow this has swept over me into building a mindset of self love. For a long time I was a selfless person and I gave, and gave, and gave with little in return. But the more I love myself i realize I don't have to do that and only have to give to out of my own self and not guilt, or feeling obligated. I learned it's good to selfish (with some moderation) and it's good chase what you want regardless what others think (so long as they are not harmed). In this I'm using my phone less. It's a giant weight. Discord? Facebook? With whom? It's kind of a time waster for the most part. Others not checking on me? Fuck em unless they're busy and I know they'll get back to me eventually. For so long I was a people pleaser. A sniveling rat that begged for others to like me by being nice to them in a world that wasn't nice back.

How does this relate to relationships? In way, nothing. In another, everything. But more than that it's about the relationship with the self. I used to try to use crappy pick up lines and treating people poorly because some jack off told me to. The lines obviously didn't work. Now I do whatever the fuck I want, within reason and creed, and there's peace in that. Living authentically is the most freeing thing in this world and the result is now I realize my world is my world and it's up to me to curate the one I want to live in. It's like this internal thing where your internal thought is what results in the external. So I got in the job interview knowing that I'm the shit and I got this whether they hire me or not and walk out with an offer. Like-wise I'm doing the same with women. If there's one woman, there's another one around the corner. If a woman doesn't me how I want to be treated then fuck it. I dismiss her. Good day ma'am. You are dismissed. Pick up lines really are mega wack. What's so much better is just saying what you want and you're thinking. I used to think texting women and trying to get to know them in text and sending them memes and gifs and shit would help me with women. It just made me behave like a female. Saying what I want and being respectful regardless of the outcome though. And like I said earlier, this idea that I have to convince anyone to like me? Fuck that. If a woman doesn't like me then on to the next one. Who's she? She's not that good. She only thinks she is because other men, and the man I used to be, pedestalize the very thing God gave her - something that she hasn't earned or fought for. You want me? You need to come with more than a pretty face, some titties, and a booty and by raising this standard for myself I raise the standard of women I deal with in how they treat themselves and me. Unfortunately many women out there now are insecure brats who think they're the shit because they flaunt the booty. Mm mm mm. Pathetic.

https://youtu.be/sZ1vT0aPcYE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2023, 11:21:03 AM
I just gotta admit. The more I step back and examine most people I'm not impressed. Leaning into this, I have been self examining myself and my depressions and anxieties and I'm asking myself why I was ever dismissive of myself before. I think this is why people say,"it's not a competition" because the competition is really that bad. The real competition is with yourself.

For a long while I kept rushing into relationships because I didn't want to be alone but honestly, as said, I'm pretty fucking dope. So given that fact my standards for who comes into my life should be pretty damn high. With more self love I've been saying no to so many women. I realized that a big part of self love is being able to say no and demand higher standards for how you are treated that you know you're worth. I turned down a woman yesterday. "If that's the case then maybe we aren't a good fit and this won't be going forward." So many men, as I have in the past, latch on to any woman because we feel that our options are so low but the reality is that our options are low because we would latch on to any woman and once I realized that, and embraced the blessings within myself, women have come in abundance. It makes no sense, but it also makes sense on a primal level and I'm really proud of myself to have finally "gotten" it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 19, 2023, 06:20:38 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 19, 2023, 06:42:59 PM
:goldberg
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 19, 2023, 07:47:05 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 20, 2023, 07:38:17 AM
Quote from: team filler on May 19, 2023, 07:47:05 PM
:doge

This was a great hog pic. Y’all missed out.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Snoopycat_ on May 20, 2023, 08:17:55 AM
some random gossip. My mates been dating a girl for a few months and she recently moved into his flat. He told me they split all the bills which is normal, but the other night he came home and ate some pizza he found in the fridge. Next morning she woke him up and demanded he give her a fiver for the half pizza. Lol. That sounds like psycho material to me but maybe it's normal dating now. I don't know.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on May 20, 2023, 09:39:34 AM
He ate the pizza she was saving for the morning, i'd be livid too
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Snoopycat_ on May 20, 2023, 04:38:59 PM
Aye right enough. She might be the type who likes morning pizza. I get proper arsey if there’s no milk in the fridge in the morning but I wouldn’t go up to my misses and demand 50p
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: chronovore on May 21, 2023, 05:53:58 AM
Morning pizza is the ultimate chad breakfast. She's just asserting dominance.

…possibly asserting Domino's.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on May 21, 2023, 06:00:07 AM
Eating someone's dry aged pizza is a cardinal sin.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on May 21, 2023, 08:44:00 AM
Stealing day old pizza without asking is a dick move I'm with her
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 21, 2023, 12:10:48 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2023, 02:08:45 AM
Now that I'm pretty much in a good place with myself it's time to tackle some uncomfortable truths and one thing is my lack of social skills. This isn't just relationships but with people in general. As a teenager I was a loner and decided to invest in media via games and anime rather than social interactions. This carried into my adult years and now I'm playing catch up. So I've consulted someone to help me with this part of myself. Can't wait to get to work!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2023, 02:40:24 AM
One thing I've noticed in today's society is how we turn away from consequences of our actions. "They can't handle me", "if you can't handle me at my worse..." These mindsets spit in the face of personal responsibility. I've lost some people I care about and through nothing more than my own actions. I accept the responsibility that comes from what I've done. Due to that I want to make sure that at least coming from my side of things, I don't behave in a way that pushes others away again. This goes beyond the personal and into business. To be successful I need better minituae of the social norms of society that I've ignored or just didn't care about. So I have to learn to become a better person in this human activity we have and that means learning better social skills. Looking forward to it!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2023, 03:17:46 AM
Quote from: Himu on May 22, 2023, 02:40:24 AM
Accidental dp
:drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on May 23, 2023, 05:52:31 PM
Doing really, really well on the lady front. I have a few options and I'm confident. Honestly the more I assert, the more I dominate in a healthy way the better results I get. The more I lead and refuse her leadership the more a woman complies. It's actually relieving because I say what I want, within reason, and many women like it. "Be yourself" truly was the best advise there was, but there's a catch - you have to express what you truly want, even if it means dismissing a woman and saying we aren't compatible.

My goal is to get married within the next few years and I'm preparing for that in an Islamic sense.

I used to think things were rigged against men. Nope. A woman has to impress me and I do not tolerate women that think they can get by just being a pretty face. The confidence that comes from other areas seeps into how you deal with women. I love it. What can a woman ever do to me? She's a woman. Beat me? Fight me? Insult me? LOL Who cares. Once you accept your position as above women and that, more importantly, they're under your care, and how they secretly don't want to say that, things are pretty groovy.

Gender roles rock. It's how God made us to be. Keep treating women as equals and see how far you get. They won't admit it but they want someone better than them.

Quote from: Himu on May 22, 2023, 02:40:24 AM
One thing I've noticed in today's society is how we turn away from consequences of our actions. "They can't handle me", "if you can't handle me at my worse..." These mindsets spit in the face of personal responsibility. I've lost some people I care about and through nothing more than my own actions. I accept the responsibility that comes from what I've done. Due to that I want to make sure that at least coming from my side of things, I don't behave in a way that pushes others away again. This goes beyond the personal and into business. To be successful I need better minituae of the social norms of society that I've ignored or just didn't care about. So I have to learn to become a better person in this human activity we have and that means learning better social skills. Looking forward to it!

Bought How To Win Friends and Influence Others.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on May 23, 2023, 09:51:50 PM
Quote from: Himu on May 23, 2023, 05:52:31 PM

Bought How To Win Friends and Influence Others.

First chapter I see myself all over it. I'm a mostly negative, caustic person and I don't like being that guy. It talks about Abraham Lincoln got in a duel because he criticized someone to the point where they were willing to fight over their honor. My harsh words repeatedly push away some people I care about. It's time to stop talking badly about others and consider their perspective. I recently made a thread calling Janelle Monae a whore. Even if I still have those negative emotions they're not right to air publicly. I've pmed Bork to delete that thread. I need to change that aspect of myself and consider the best in others.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on May 23, 2023, 09:58:41 PM
Quote from: Himu on May 23, 2023, 05:52:31 PM
Bought How To Win Friends and Influence Others.

Dale Carnegie?

I took the leadership course at one of my jobs, was pretty good for navigating the corpo landscape.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on May 24, 2023, 03:11:04 PM
Quote from: tiesto on May 23, 2023, 09:58:41 PM
Quote from: Himu on May 23, 2023, 05:52:31 PM
Bought How To Win Friends and Influence Others.

Dale Carnegie?

I took the leadership course at one of my jobs, was pretty good for navigating the corpo landscape.

Yup, Dale Carnegie.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on May 24, 2023, 10:42:43 PM
Quote from: tiesto on May 23, 2023, 09:58:41 PM
Quote from: Himu on May 23, 2023, 05:52:31 PM
Bought How To Win Friends and Influence Others.

Dale Carnegie?

I took the leadership course at one of my jobs, was pretty good for navigating the corpo landscape.
Agreed. It was a mandatory reading/course when I moved to a leadership position. This and stuff like Franklin Covey is a godsend for trying to understand corporate jargon, beliefs and culture. 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 27, 2023, 09:57:06 AM
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1662260925137649665
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on May 29, 2023, 01:31:34 AM
These women I'm attracting are no joke. They're utterly compliant and are putting their best foot forward in a big way. I'm doing something right.

I told this sister to tell me her schedule so we can find some time to talk. She sent me her literal work schedule written in Notes app.

Like a literal screenshot with her entire work schedule for the next two weeks Monday to Friday. Bro.

I have ascended. It really does begin and end with the man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on May 29, 2023, 04:24:19 AM
make some babies, himu breh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on May 30, 2023, 09:27:28 PM
Had a great phone call with a woman tonight.

She's really, really campaigning to be with me. Have a phone call with another woman tomorrow and a date on Friday. Let's see what happens. Let's see who campaigns the hardest.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on May 31, 2023, 04:34:29 PM
This will be my final Care Post (tm) on The Bore.

Any criticisms or thoughts on method?

IRL women

For in real life I just tell them straight out. I told one woman I know in person the following:

Me: I've been wanting to get some ramen at [redacted] Ramen. Let's get a bowl together next week. Friday at 7.

Her: Sure I’m ready

Me: Great. I'll pick you. Dress nice.

Online apps

A lot of men complain that we have to make the most effort but I've now fallen in my role as a man and relish it because it gives me the most power and most control over the outcome. If I succeed, it's on me. If I fail, it's on me. Not on her. Never on her. With this level of control it allows me to filter women. If she doesn't show reciprocity we are not right for each other. I am not begging for a woman's time or attention. I am not begging a woman because she's pretty. I state my intentions and she can accept them or get out.

For online apps I always look for three things I like about a woman and as a test, I ask her to list three things she likes about me.

This allows:

A. Me to lead the conversation out the gate.
B. See just how interested she is.
C. See if she's a selfish bitch.
D. Every single time I do it's specially curated just for her so it shows it's not a line, it's not "game", it's me being myself.

So for example.

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Good day [redacted]. I messaged you on BLK app but you said this works better for you.

Let's play a game. list three reasons swiped right on you.

1. You're cute.:)

2. You have a Godly emphasis and dating with purpose. This is what am here for. Let's pursue this with God on our tongues.

3. You seem like you know how to have fun while also balancing the spiritual and mental.

It's your turn. List three reasons why you swiped right on me, [redacted].

Women either:

1. Love this

2. Hate this

The women that love it love it because I am genuine. I am looking for a wife, not a fuck toy, so I look for values and character. A woman with tattoos? She's out. A woman that shows too much skin? She's out. She doesn't respect herself and I am not associating with a half naked woman publicly. By looking at things that I like about the woman besides looks by just observing the psychology of her photos and profile, I can ascertain if we are clickable. Women also love it because I'm leading immediately. Women at the end of the day, want to be told what to do. They want to be directed by a man that knows what he wants. Not a boy that just wants sex and maybe, maybe somewhere down the line maybe will consider marriage.

Women that hate it hate it because they're on the apps for attention. She swiped because she likes attention. I tell a woman that doesn't like it that she's free to go and this will not go forward if she can't do the same and list three things she likes about me.

How did the woman above respond to this?

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Omg! You did!

Ok first thank you for reach out to me on here. I finally got a chance to sit down and answer your questions.

1. I really like your gentle eyes. You cute. 🥰

2. I love how you express how you want hold hands, kiss forehead and have fun. That mean I can be myself around you.

3. Honestly, love your pictures the only thing you are missing is…. That beautiful white smile lol 😆

Jackpot. Instant attraction. I am forcing her, with my masculinity to be feminine by taking the lead. A lot of dudes complain (she's not submissive) but it's up to a man to make a woman submissive - by which, I mean cooperation - with his behavior.

This woman has hearted every single one of my messages and I have sent 5-6 texts total. We talk on the phone and we use text to plan.

Let's see other examples and how women respond:

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Assalamu alaikum, [redacted]!

Let's play a game: I'll list three reasons I swiped right on you.

1. You're cute. :)

2. You have an energy that's infectious. I admit I'm a stoic, silent type so you are a ying to my yang.

3. You're a former engineer. I like a woman that builds things.

It's your turn. List three reasons you swiped on me, [redacted].

Quote
Her: Oh wow. I don't want to play. lol Ok. Let's see.

Me: If you don't play we don't go forward. It's a way for both of us to give reciprocation at my lead while having fun and appreciating the others positives.

Someone failed the test!!! :drudge

Being absolutely fine losing women is great because at the end of the day she's just some bitch. Who cares.

Let's look at some more.

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Assalamu alaikum, [redacted]. Thought you were getting off the apps!

Let's play a game. I'll list three reasons I swiped right on you.

1. You're faithful to Allah and here for marriage.

2. You seem kind and earnest.

3. You're cute. :)

It's your turn. List three reasons you swiped right on me.

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Her: I wrote that last week. You right in time for my reappearance lol

And your bio is def what I'd loveee

Oh 3 reasons.
1. Muslim is keyyyy
2. A man with intentions speaks volumes
3. You're handsome and seem genuine

This woman sends heart messages, sent me her work schedule in its entirety when I told her to tell me her schedule. She is completely compliant and ready to be led by a man.

Asking things is for chumps

I used to ask women things, now I don't. I command, very respectfully. Asking is for lames. Please ma'am, w-w-w-w-will you go out with me? Fuck outta here.

Example with the last woman:

Her: This is my schedule these two weeks only because of Memorial Day. Usually I work 8-5 M-F.

Me: Thank you very much for the openness! Let's have a phone call this Wednesday at 7. Get yourself some time to relax from the weariness of the day, talk to a few girlfriends on the phone, get a nice bath and then have a fun call with yours truly. Have a wonderful day and may Allah give you strength. Ameen ya Rabbi.

Me on a text after that: 7:30 rather so you have time to get home.

Her: Wednesday I'll probably work from home. Good morning. I really appreciate the consideration of time. You have a great day as well! 💓

Men complain that women don't know where to eat but here's the thing: who gives a fuck what she wants to eat? She wants you to be a man, remember you have some balls, and lead her! Tell her what to do and bam.

Texting a woman is the most pointless thing possible

I used to text women. No longer. It's such a vapid way to communicate and so much can be misunderstood. I treat texting, unless you're a close friend or a family member, like business. I'm direct and tell them we're doing this at x place at y time.

Remember that women are far more sexist than men. Despite their claims they want equality they still want men to fall into a traditional role. Men, in our empathy, have tried to treat them more equally, to bad results. Biology reigns and a woman can only respect a man that in a world of men that kiss her ass, has the balls to tell her what to do in a respectful way.

Respect a woman's time

If you're a dude messing with women and you have like, no plans to get married, unless you communicate that you don't want to get married or have kids, you're a sorry coward of a mother fucker. Women have a biological clock and don't have time to mess around with little boys that don't know what they want. If you want to eventually marry you should be looking for a woman that's marriageable now and state you're looking for a wife, not a fuck toy, not a girlfriend. Watch this up your standards both in their behavior, but also in how they treat you and how you treat them.

I've struggled with women a long time but I'm really happy I've gotten over the hump and I know that if it's not one of these ladies, I'll eventually find a woman that's good for me. Stay on your grind, remember you have balls, fuck this feminism shit - that's for them, but always be respectful and always be kind.

Because of everything listed here I no longer find dating stressful at all. Shit is fun AF, challenges you, and helps you grow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on May 31, 2023, 08:42:00 PM
Chronically single person giving dating advice

 :girlaff :crowdlaff :snoop
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on May 31, 2023, 08:44:01 PM
Quote from: james on May 31, 2023, 08:42:00 PM
Chronically single person giving dating advice

 :girlaff :crowdlaff :snoop

Sound like you need to grow some balls.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on May 31, 2023, 10:11:32 PM
Date set up. Hmm, three dates in less than a week.  8)

Quote from: james on May 31, 2023, 08:42:00 PM
Chronically single person giving dating advice

 :girlaff :crowdlaff :snoop

You're a pedophile.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on May 31, 2023, 11:22:32 PM
Another date set up once one is done with her finals. We getting Vietnamese :bow

Oh! She mentioned other types of food and wanted to try Thai so now we are getting Thai next time. Great part of leading is a woman will subliminally throw in suggestions and want you act on it.

I love being a man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 01, 2023, 12:22:11 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on May 31, 2023, 08:44:01 PM
Quote from: james on May 31, 2023, 08:42:00 PM
Chronically single person giving dating advice

 :girlaff :crowdlaff :snoop

Sound like you need to grow some balls.

I'm about a month away from the 2 year anniversary

Meanwhile, Himu cant keep a girl for more than 3 dates

Curious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2023, 12:28:33 AM
See because of my previous dating experience that James said I don't have, I know full well that when a woman suggests something after you've decided something, it's a sure way to turn her off if you take up her suggestion.

In my example above, I said,"After you're doing with finals let's get some Vietnamese to celebrate and reward you for a good semester." She mentions she loves Vietnamese, Japanese, Chinese but had never had good Thai.

The man I was before, would have tried to placate her because she came up with a suggestion: "Oh, let's have Thai instead of Vietnamese then."

NO!!!

After deciding something never go back on your word. As a serial flip flopper I have learned from dating to stick to the plan. If you let a woman say, change the date idea after you've decided what you want to do then she can start to make you change your mind in other ways and eventually gain control of the relationship and have you in a feminine, submissive role. She will eventually break up with you. Tale as old as time.

So by experience, I didn't say,"Oh yeah let's do that instead" I said,"ha, if you're good we'll get some Thai next time."

Life is the greatest teacher. Acquiescing leadership to a woman is one of the biggest mistakes you can make.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 01, 2023, 01:01:48 AM
Quote from: Himu on June 01, 2023, 12:28:33 AM

I said,"After you're doing with finals

Now look who's dating high schoolers
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2023, 01:08:00 AM
https://youtu.be/dtKi_mimnLk

:bow

I'm telling you, these guys that lead with money bro. :sabu

Deal with the woman that likes you, not the woman you like. It helps so much. Often you'll note that the woman you like is the highest maintenance and the most beautiful woman.

It truly begins and ends with the man.

https://youtube.com/shorts/zatuerGgM8g
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on June 01, 2023, 03:20:38 PM
Himus arc ended in the best possible way :lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 01, 2023, 05:17:49 PM
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If you let a woman say, change the date idea after you've decided what you want to do then she can start to make you change your mind in other ways and eventually gain control of the relationship and have you in a feminine, submissive role.

 :lol

what the fuck?

 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on June 01, 2023, 06:06:42 PM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on June 01, 2023, 05:17:49 PM
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If you let a woman say, change the date idea after you've decided what you want to do then she can start to make you change your mind in other ways and eventually gain control of the relationship and have you in a feminine, submissive role.

 :lol

what the fuck?

 :lol

(https://img.asmedia.epimg.net/resizer/jTnBsIi29SbcySVqwMjMI_8beFE=/644x362/cloudfront-eu-central-1.images.arcpublishing.com/diarioas/5IE5MN434BCTZNF5LK5JT3SQ7M.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2023, 06:31:40 PM
I'm not wrong about that. If you think I am you either lack experience or self reflection. You're free to disagree. You'll still be wrong.

Women look for a leader in men. If you are indecisive, it will bite you in the ass because leaders are not indecisive. They choose a point of action and commit. How can you lead a woman or a family if you can't make up your mind about something? That is pretty self explanatory and you're either a fool or inexperienced if you disagree. Sorry.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 01, 2023, 07:28:31 PM
Quote from: Himu on June 01, 2023, 06:31:40 PM
. If you are indecisive, it will bite you in the ass because leaders are not indecisive. They choose a point of action and commit. How can you lead a woman or a family if you can't make up your mind about something?

Incredible coming from the Himu account that can't keep a personality going for more than 6 months
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 02, 2023, 03:11:14 AM
Quote from: Himu on June 01, 2023, 06:31:40 PM
I'm not wrong about that. If you think I am you either lack experience or self reflection. You're free to disagree. You'll still be wrong.

Women look for a leader in men. If you are indecisive, it will bite you in the ass because leaders are not indecisive. They choose a point of action and commit. How can you lead a woman or a family if you can't make up your mind about something? That is pretty self explanatory and you're either a fool or inexperienced if you disagree. Sorry.

Your mind an logic got all sorts of fucked up at some point.

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm letting you know what your view on women is perverse.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 02, 2023, 05:21:27 AM
How long should you wait to give her your seed?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 02, 2023, 05:28:36 AM
Quote from: who is ted danson? on June 02, 2023, 05:21:27 AM
How long should you wait to give her your seed?

yes
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 02, 2023, 09:23:18 AM
Quote from: Himu on June 01, 2023, 06:31:40 PM
I'm not wrong about that. If you think I am you either lack experience or self reflection. You're free to disagree. You'll still be wrong.

Women look for a leader in men. If you are indecisive, it will bite you in the ass because leaders are not indecisive. They choose a point of action and commit. How can you lead a woman or a family if you can't make up your mind about something? That is pretty self explanatory and you're either a fool or inexperienced if you disagree. Sorry.

https://youtu.be/IkTZ8BVAlFE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2023, 02:27:47 PM
You can tell by their negative energy and bullying that Bionic, James, and Cauliflower are not good with women. People I know that are nasty to others are always like that for a reason and it's often because they lack control or power in their lives so they default to passive aggression. It's really sad and I hope they get help. It is extremely feminine behavior. No wonder they like gossip so much.

Meanwhile, I am doing great out here. One woman is Christian and I really want a pious woman in my life. She said she wanted to see me and look me in my eyes and look at my face. I know I turn her on. But I'm not going to give it like a fucking a feckless man whore ready to drop everything to see a woman. I have been too busy and she's busy with studies so we can't see each other. I told her,"tell you what,  you go to church this Sunday, tell me what you learned, and I'll try to come see you when I'm not busy." She said,"I'll hold you to that." D discipline is one of the biggest things I've worked on and it's incredible. Being one of the few dudes that doesn't want to fuck her until marriage, wants to get to know her, but knows how to push the buttons, while not letting his dick control his mind. It's a win. And in the mean time I get to direct the relationship where I want it to go with my leadership and my own standards. It's beautiful. Being a man is incredible.

Combining this stuff I'm learning from How to Win Friends and I'm becoming even better of a leader and a man. I've had a hard time with family lately and I took some of the principles in it. People want to be appreciated and feel important so I have been working on rebuilding those bridges and lo and behold. Got some advice from uncle on some matters and brought my aunt's some homemade curry chicken and got him a bottle of vodka to show my appreciation. Recently I learned I don't show my appreciation for others enough. I'll say thank you but I don't act on it and give them a gift or something out of the blue. Relationships need constant tending, and tending means action rather than words.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 02, 2023, 03:11:26 PM
Himu, I'm the least negative person you'll ever know (except for that murder).

You know whats the secret to being a man?

Become a better person.

There's this fucked up ideology in your mind. I'm not bullying you and I don't think. bionic or james are either.


Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on June 02, 2023, 03:25:02 PM
Well it's true that most of the good people mentioned by Himu needed a strong alpha leader to look out for them and protect them against the machinations of the hacks and a safe space to gossip :trumps
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 02, 2023, 09:20:28 PM
the idea that you need to become a better person to do well with women  :hitler

they don't care  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2023, 01:25:26 AM
Great date night.

Also this really made my day. Mother of a woman that's very special to me said she's happy with the man I'm becoming. :bow

(https://i.imgur.com/02eFNSJ.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/HVnQNaf.png)

Nintex: said nothing about alpha. Alpha and beta are ridiculous.

What's the pattern with the people in here? They're all

(https://i.imgur.com/XOYdbsP.png)

They have no idea what it's like dealing with black women, who have been routinely left behind and not protected by black men. The result is very, very guarded women. There's a reason they typically go for thugs and gangsters when they're young - they're looking strong men, albeit in the wrong place. It makes sense after generations of being raped and abused under slavery, that you would be more independent than the average woman. I liken white women with microwaves and black women with ovens. The oven takes a lot longer to get warmed up. It has taken me a life time to crack the code on black women and I've finally found it. I understand you my sisters. The whole "don't need no man" is just a defense mechanism after being routinely disappointed and left defenseless by men. They require you to be even more masculine than other races of women but at the heart of it they want male leadership desperately. Thank you for upping the standards for us black women :bow
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2023, 01:28:48 AM
Nintex: https://thefederalist.com/2016/04/13/what-women-really-want-is-the-patriarchy/

:bow The Patriarchy :bow2

Women say they hate but actually want it. :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 03, 2023, 01:39:24 AM
Quote from: Himu on June 03, 2023, 01:25:26 AM
I liken white women with microwaves and black women with ovens.
:hmm

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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on June 03, 2023, 05:36:29 AM
Quote from: Himu on June 03, 2023, 01:25:26 AM
Great date night.

Also this really made my day. Mother of a woman that's very special to me said she's happy with the man I'm becoming. :bow

(https://i.imgur.com/02eFNSJ.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/HVnQNaf.png)

Nintex: said nothing about alpha. Alpha and beta are ridiculous.

What's the pattern with the people in here? They're all

(https://i.imgur.com/XOYdbsP.png)

They have no idea what it's like dealing with black women, who have been routinely left behind and not protected by black men. The result is very, very guarded women. There's a reason they typically go for thugs and gangsters when they're young - they're looking strong men, albeit in the wrong place. It makes sense after generations of being raped and abused under slavery, that you would be more independent than the average woman. I liken white women with microwaves and black women with ovens. The oven takes a lot longer to get warmed up. It has taken me a life time to crack the code on black women and I've finally found it. I understand you my sisters. The whole "don't need no man" is just a defense mechanism after being routinely disappointed and left defenseless by men. They require you to be even more masculine than other races of women but at the heart of it they want male leadership desperately. Thank you for upping the standards for us black women :bow
She wants herself and her daughter to be part of your harem inshallah  :mynicca

You remind me of Mehmet the second, who was a strong and responsible leader of the Ottoman empire and took Constantinople, yet did not desecrate the Hagia Sophia. He did not murder the children of those that betrayed him but instead cared for them as his own family. When his best friend and advisor was murdered trying to talk reason into Vlad the Impaler, he personally led a difficult campaign to overthrow Vlad that would bring him close to the Christian European Kingdoms that wanted to destroy him. Despite their promises to help, the Hungarian and other soy European kingdoms did not come to fight for Vlad. They were scared because even suffering from sabotage, betrayal, death in his own ranks and his men pleading to him to return to the safety of his palace, Mehmet II kept moving forward to face Vlad Dracula and end his brutal reign.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 03, 2023, 06:26:35 AM
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. I liken white women with microwaves and black women with ovens.

what the fuck is wrong with you?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 03, 2023, 07:23:50 AM
Quote from: Nintex on June 03, 2023, 05:36:29 AM
Quote from: Himu on June 03, 2023, 01:25:26 AM
Great date night.

Also this really made my day. Mother of a woman that's very special to me said she's happy with the man I'm becoming. :bow

(https://i.imgur.com/02eFNSJ.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/HVnQNaf.png)

Nintex: said nothing about alpha. Alpha and beta are ridiculous.

What's the pattern with the people in here? They're all

(https://i.imgur.com/XOYdbsP.png)

They have no idea what it's like dealing with black women, who have been routinely left behind and not protected by black men. The result is very, very guarded women. There's a reason they typically go for thugs and gangsters when they're young - they're looking strong men, albeit in the wrong place. It makes sense after generations of being raped and abused under slavery, that you would be more independent than the average woman. I liken white women with microwaves and black women with ovens. The oven takes a lot longer to get warmed up. It has taken me a life time to crack the code on black women and I've finally found it. I understand you my sisters. The whole "don't need no man" is just a defense mechanism after being routinely disappointed and left defenseless by men. They require you to be even more masculine than other races of women but at the heart of it they want male leadership desperately. Thank you for upping the standards for us black women :bow
She wants herself and her daughter to be part of your harem inshallah  :mynicca

You remind me of Mehmet the second, who was a strong and responsible leader of the Ottoman empire and took Constantinople, yet did not desecrate the Hagia Sophia. He did not murder the children of those that betrayed him but instead cared for them as his own family. When his best friend and advisor was murdered trying to talk reason into Vlad the Impaler, he personally led a difficult campaign to overthrow Vlad that would bring him close to the Christian European Kingdoms that wanted to destroy him. Despite their promises to help, the Hungarian and other soy European kingdoms did not come to fight for Vlad. They were scared because even suffering from sabotage, betrayal, death in his own ranks and his men pleading to him to return to the safety of his palace, Mehmet II kept moving forward to face Vlad Dracula and end his brutal reign.

:wut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 03, 2023, 10:05:44 AM
I found Himu’s Twitter account y’all:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxhpxkdWwAYtFHF?format=jpg&name=large)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2023, 03:11:36 PM
The origin of the conversation was on that Facebook. It involved a black man complaining about women wanting a provider - despite the fact he's Muslim and it's mandated - but that they refuse to cooperate with her husband.

Post he made:

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Why do some women believe it a man's duty to spend money on her just by being his wife, but they don't believe it is their duty to cooperate with him just because he is her husband?

My reply:

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Because a man should force cooperation with his masculinity. Submission, much like respect, is something that is earned. A lot of men beg for respect rather than command it with his actions. Also it depends on how you started the relationship. There are some women I really like but because I screwed up and was emotional I know deep down that I have tainted the relationship because she will now question my leadership. How you start is how you end and even if I truly care for her, I can't start from the beginning and prove I'm a different man to her. Women are reactive. It's why even though you did the dishes as a kid yesterday, and your mom thanked you, today you forgot or couldn't because life got in the way and now she's yelling,"you never do the dishes!!!!" even though you did them yesterday. Therefore, if she's not cooperative you are not leading and it's hard to turn that ship around. Start right, end right.

As Al Nisa says men are protectors and maintainers of women. It is a man's duty to lead and if the relationship flounders it is on us, because women react to what they feel. Of course, women can have consequences for their actions but at the end of the day it's the man that sets the tone, sets the expectations, sets the goals.
Women won't say it but they want to be directed by a man's leadership but you must be a qualified leader to earn her cooperation.

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Being a man is about duty and obligation. Why shouldn't he want to spend money on his own woman? Now, this isn't to say I'm talking about leading with money aka flying a woman out, expensive vacations, a bunch consumerist crap. How you lead is how you set the tone so if you lead with expensive vacations and Gucci that woman will always expect that. If you say at the jump,"hey, we will maintain a low key lifestyle" and lead the relationship where YOU want to take it she will submit to it. If she doesn't she gets the door. I will find me a new, more compliant woman. Make sure she submits during the talk phase and crumbles to the pressure of your masculinity.

His reply:

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I definitely agree that we need to have better character and have higher standards. I disagree that a man has to be at his best or reach a level to get respected by a woman. We should strive to treat people well in any type of human relationship.

My response:

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My thing is reality. Women naturally want a leader in a man. This means she wants someone better than her. But many of us brothers make less than women, are more passive than women, have less hustle than women. If that's the case why in the world would a woman cooperate with such men? We should strive to treat people well regardless but it doesn't change the reality of human nature which is to be selfish and look down on those we perceive that are lesser than us.

Add in the fact that historically, black women have not been protected by black men. We didn't protect them in slavery. They were raped and assaulted and experimented on by slavers. We let them get killed in Jim crow times. We tried to integrate into white society which has been the downfall of the black community. We chased after white women. We are massively incarcerated. Many of us are drug addicts. Many of these women grow up fatherless by dad's that abandoned them or was unable to keep his nut in his sack and created a plethora of baby mamas. All this under our "leadership" as black men. Why should a woman respect a black man just because he's a black man when historically he hasn't protected, defended her? As I said at the beginning of this, respect is earned. Black women are holding us to a higher standard. A standard that is very much achievable.

As I said at the beginning of this, women are reactive. It begins and ends with the man.

This is why concentrating on women is pointless and why we should uplift men so we can lead better instead.

https://youtu.be/IZgrT9h03wQ

:rejoice

Let's Unpack All Of This

- Many men today are engaged in complaining about women rather than elevating themselves.

- They aren't women's raised success as a goal to get better as men.

- Many people assume masculinity is inherently toxic. That being assertive is bad. No, it isn't. There's a healthy balance in masculinity. Being a leader isn't simply always telling people what to do. That's like a boss that thinks being a boss is just barking orders rather than gently guiding his employees. Or a dad, who has learn to weave between hard and soft. That same is true for how a man handles women.

- In not a single one of my dialogues with women posted above am I controlling, demanding, or disrespectful. I'm just assertive. The women even compliment me on being considerate. There is a way to be masculine and not toxic.

- A healthy man must have a mix of both masculine and feminine traits. A man must know how to be hard and soft.

- A man's duty is to protect women but women are reactive and if you not leading she will not trust your leadership and leave the relationship.

- Today's men make a myriad of excuses. Excuses that women don't make. Men have become bitches. It's probably a consequence of the fact that it used to be a man's world solely, and we had exclusive power, but that's no longer the case. Honestly, women should be as a thing that helps men get better but instead it's creating a bunch of complainers.

- This is bad because the black community is only 13% of the population and the genders are already divided and black women already don't trust men. How will it end when you just have a bunch of men that complain about women 24/7? Not good.

- A man that complains about a woman's lack of "submission" is not a good leader. He hasn't earned her cooperation. He should work on himself first.

- All of this is derived from knowing ones self and what a man truly wants in his life.

- A man must accountable for his own actions and mistakes and learn from every single one.

Things previous generations of men fucked up on

- Teaching us how to be proper men

- Not teaching us how to be leaders

- Many skirted their duty to family and cheated or flat out abandoned their families.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 03, 2023, 05:27:09 PM
And yet you've still not had a relationship last longer than a month

Curious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2023, 09:44:35 PM
One thing I've noticed is I have so much inner peace. It's like for the first time in my life I'm truly happy because it has come with self acceptance and love. One problem I've always struggled with was friendships. As I live longer I come to the realization that people, or men generally, as per my experience, do not need friends. I think have two friends in my life: Mupepe and another childhood friend. Mupepe and I exchange texts and communicate on a regular basis and even when we haven't seen each other in years we still appreciate and love each other as if time never stopped. I've always struggled with the fact I don't fit in places and for the first time this no longer depresses me.

https://youtu.be/1SWcfvZMPaY

Men have peers and acquaintances. Rarely friends. I really like caring for relationships but not all relationships are friendships.

I think I've been doing way too much salat, which is a good thing because the peace I feel after doing it is transferring to other places in my life. I really like this peace and the sole expectation that is this truth: I am enough.

Quote from: james on June 03, 2023, 05:27:09 PM
And yet you've still not had a relationship last longer than a month

Curious
It's clear you're unhappy in your life and I pray to Allah you get the help you need. May Allah, the eternally Merciful and exceptionally Merciful, grant you ease and cleanse your heart. Ameen.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2023, 06:45:30 PM
I said earlier that women are reactive and men must take accountability for their actions. I'll say that my dealings with women in the past wasn't good. I was often thirsty, vindictive, envious, and emotional and women rightfully acted poorly towards me. I'd go into women's DMs and say unsavory things in the attempts that it would get them to like me. I've made an oath to myself to not go into random women's DMs and the amount of respect I've gained for myself is ten fold. Everyone makes mistakes but it takes a grown person to realize, correct, and further prevent them. The way I treated women in the past deserved disdain and I was a shitty person. Coming to terms of that part of myself and letting go of it, but even more than that, having the willingness to forgive myself over it, has been really freeing. It gives me a lot of peace.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 04, 2023, 10:40:32 PM
I think you're confusing your own improvement for exposing existential truths about others. That people respond more favorably to those who display forms of self-control and honest self-confidence is not some fancy women hunting secret.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2023, 11:29:18 PM
I had Church Woman do something for me. Tell me what she learned in church today and she earns my time. For so long I gave women my attention for free. Now I kind of think they have to earn it and if she doesn't respond to me in a reciprocal way that satisfies me she gets cut. I cut a woman off the other day. Standing my ground after a life time of being wishy washy feels so good. It really works for me and I enjoy it because I'm being absolutely honest with myself. Women seem to respect men that they have to earn more.

Quote from: benjipwns on June 04, 2023, 10:40:32 PM
I think you're confusing your own improvement for exposing existential truths about others. That people respond more favorably to those who display forms of self-control and honest self-confidence is not some fancy women hunting secret.

You're mistaking me. What you're saying is true, but I'm also diving into social observation into how women work and what they expect from men. It's merely an acknowledgement that what women say and what many of them actually respond to is day and night. For example, I took women saying that want a consistent man as meaning,"I want a man that texts me every day and is there for me every second." What they really mean is a man that's there on a regular not every day basis. They might like a good morning text but not every damn day. I realize now that because I would do the check on a woman every day and attach to my girlfriend even at the outset thing the women I attracted my whole life were really, really insecure women that were needy and needed constant validation. In some ways they many were users and manipulators too. Women respond to how a man acts and if he puts his right foot forward she will crumble to his masculinity and polarize. It's pretty hard to manipulate a man that doesn't tolerate bullshit and I tolerated a lot of bullshit because "omg pretty" for so long. It's fascinating to witness in light of all of this "men and women are both the same!!!" business.

As for your response, most men today are addicted to women's bodies. You say most people respect those that have some form of self control but men pedestalizing women because of their bodies ("I'd let her fart on my face" style stuff) is normalized within modern society. The thing is most men don't have self control. Women are showered with attention every day by armies of men due to social media. Look at a Facebook or Instagram post of a beautiful woman and look at the comments. Most of it will be men kissing her ass just because she's pretty. Women are smart enough to weaponize this to receive money. You say "most people" but when it comes to women's bodies, most men crumble. The ability to show you're not a prisoner to her looks is a massive asset.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 04, 2023, 11:49:47 PM
I still think you're making a category error (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacy_of_composition) because as you note you're also pursuing a different type of woman in a different manner. You even mentioned it yourself there:
Quote from: Himu on June 04, 2023, 11:29:18 PM
the women I attracted my whole life were really, really insecure women that were needy and needed constant validation
In both the past and currently you're placing tremendous weight on the seen of your self's actions and deriving pretty broad conclusions from what you believe you are controlling. I think that's what's driving the reaction you're getting from others here that you then use to criticize them for not seeing the value of and employing your absolute methods.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2023, 11:58:13 PM
I'm actually going after many of the same type of women but in a different manner. I can absolutely compare and contrast how receptive they are now versus in the past. Even on the apps, if we get a match they will volunteer their information within a few messages.

Old method: Try to be a good guy. Let's get to know each other. Let's talk every day. Would you like a gift? Would you like to go out?

Current method: My time is valuable. Impress me. If I go full on, you should too. If you don't, you get the door. Three to four days without texting because she's just some woman I met and not that important in my life. What do you offer besides your looks (I don't ask that directly. I ask what her values are and if we are compatible)? Let's have a call or a date on this date at this time. Look cute for me.

New York really brought this out of me. NY forced my hand :dead So many options, so little time. So many flakes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2023, 12:13:03 AM
Perhaps I'm just misunderstanding you Benji. Please be more specific about what you believe I am making a category error about.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2023, 09:15:22 PM
Exactly what I linked, the fallacy of composition. You're making lots of declarative statements of women this, women that in a presentation that makes it seem less like a change in self than it is a change in strategy/tactics/methods/etc.

To reluctantly use myself to illustrate the point, you're posting things about men not having friends and ways men should treat women in these rigid traditional roles. I have as many women friends as men, including ones I've had sex with, and an outsized number of those men friends are gay, all while I've never given much if any value to any kinds of traditional roles. Yet by the descriptions of others I have the strong sense of self and a non-serious version of stoicism you're advocating for, I take interest in the interests of others over more superficial areas. How can your model explain my proper methods resulting in improper results?

You've abandoned an absolutist one-size-fits-all model for another rather than simply operating within the natural nuances and I think that's why you get the harsh reactions from others, it's changing the strictures not abandoning them or making them more flexible. And always lecturing those who don't see the light of the current ones. Maybe you're happy and things are working, I certainly hope so, but I imagine others are skeptical about your boisterous claims and the wisdom of the expertise because it seems more like the latest thing rather than a true paradigm shift.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 05, 2023, 09:59:12 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on June 05, 2023, 09:15:22 PM
You've abandoned an absolutist one-size-fits-all model for another rather than simply operating within the natural nuances and I think that's why you get the harsh reactions from others, it's changing the strictures not abandoning them or making them more flexible. And always lecturing those who don't see the light of the current ones. Maybe you're happy and things are working, I certainly hope so, but I imagine others are skeptical about your boisterous claims and the wisdom of the expertise because it seems more like the latest thing rather than a true paradigm shift.

Basically this.

No different than your 180 from Hillary to Trump. From man to trans-woman to man.

It's all or nothing every single time.

One does simply always deal in absolutes.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2023, 11:55:13 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on June 05, 2023, 09:15:22 PM
Exactly what I linked, the fallacy of composition. You're making lots of declarative statements of women this, women that in a presentation that makes it seem less like a change in self than it is a change in strategy/tactics/methods/etc.

To reluctantly use myself to illustrate the point, you're posting things about men not having friends and ways men should treat women in these rigid traditional roles. I have as many women friends as men, including ones I've had sex with, and an outsized number of those men friends are gay, all while I've never given much if any value to any kinds of traditional roles. Yet by the descriptions of others I have the strong sense of self and a non-serious version of stoicism you're advocating for, I take interest in the interests of others over more superficial areas. How can your model explain my proper methods resulting in improper results?

You've abandoned an absolutist one-size-fits-all model for another rather than simply operating within the natural nuances and I think that's why you get the harsh reactions from others, it's changing the strictures not abandoning them or making them more flexible. And always lecturing those who don't see the light of the current ones. Maybe you're happy and things are working, I certainly hope so, but I imagine others are skeptical about your boisterous claims and the wisdom of the expertise because it seems more like the latest thing rather than a true paradigm shift.

Disagree.

You think it's about women. It's not about women. It's about a complete change in lifestyle of being more assertive. I apply the same standards for acquaintances and other relationships as I do women: if you are unable to reciprocate, there's the door. We are not compatible. You think me being more assertive, after living in New York City, is fake? You think the confidence I have in being willing to move across the country in my 30's without knowing a single person is fake?  Nope. It's all real. For much of my life I was a people pleaser. People have to show their value to be in my life at this point. This isn't an extreme and is the very definition of growth. There's a reason I haven't signed up to the new Bore: no one likes me there anyways and I've invested too much in to this Bore to kicked off by a bunch of shitposters. Go where you're appreciated. If I'm not appreciated, it's no skin off my nose. This is the very definition of growth and mental strength. It's not about women, it's about me and my own happiness.

How is my mindset extreme? In what way? A big problem here is you are being too academic. Academia has no place in real life or shared life experience. Academics live in bubbles, not in the real world. Another problem is you are a libertarian so you naturally think everyone is garnered some free will. My argument is one of sociological and biological phenomena. How is it extreme? There's far more evidence pointing in my direction.

Women are more likely to view far more hardcore porn than men. [source] (https://www.mic.com/articles/122962/pornhub-study-reveals-women-want-hardcore-porn) [Source 2] (https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a22717818/pornhub-rough-sex-hardcore-fetish-porn/)

Conclusion: women want to be dominated. Anyone that has had sex knows that. Are some women different and more dominant? Sure. But at the heart of it, most women want to be dominated.

And if they want to be dominated in the bedroom, they want to also be dominated in a relationship. Women like to be checked, corrected, and are not attracted long term to men they can control or walk over. You have to stand your ground and show what your boundaries are. This is why I now dominate a woman immediately when dealing with a woman I know is attracted to me and I'm attracted to her, because it shows if I can mentally dominate her, I can sure as shit dominate her in the bedroom. Sex doesn't even have to be brought up. She knows it. She can hear my voice and hear it. Since women usually lack physicality, their main battle arena is the mental. Women are more dangerous psychologically. It's why things like Mean Girls is a thing. Women will get under your skin mentally and are fucking fierce. Therefore, when dealing with a woman you must demonstrate mental strength. A good way to show that is to show she's just any ordinary woman and is easily replaceable, at least at the outset, and that her looks aren't enough to captivate you and lock you down.

More reading: Psychology Today: Why are emotionally unavailable men so damn desirable? (https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/having-sex-wanting-intimacy/201503/why-are-emotionally-unavailable-men-so-damn-desirable)

Women should be educated. Women should have a right to work in nice careers. But when it comes to a relationship they want to be dominated. If a woman gets above her man in terms of career, the role reverses and is more likely to divorce. [Source] (https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20200121-why-promoted-women-are-more-likely-to-divorce)

Choice quote:

Quote
It is ‘still seen as quite unusual for men to be the main supportive spouse in someone else’s career’ – Johanna Rickne

Here's the facts:

- Women want someone better than them. Either financially, morally, spiritually, physically, mentally. They want to look up to their man.

- Women want men to be able to provide for them. This is biological because women obviously get pregnant. Women are more weak than men and need taking care of.

- Being assertive and dominant goes beyond women and is a general life style. Articulating what you want carries over from work to friendships to relationships. This should be obvious and it is not something that can be faked.

Absolutely nothing i said here is extreme and unfortunately the burden of proof is on you to prove me wrong. You are coming from a normalized modern American mindset that posits that men and women are more equal, or similar, than what tradition says and that relationships should just be more equal. I reject it. The divorce rate, which is mostly initiated by women (again, most things fall on the man) proves this to be wrong especially since many divorces are made by women that make more than their husband.

Here's what's happening, Benji. My mindset is traditional. And the modern America eschews traditional roles so what I'm expressing is utterly foreign to you. People rail against gender roles but I feel more happy as I fall into my gender role as a man and embrace it. Funny that.

You say "women this, women that" but I'm directly listening to women.

https://youtu.be/gcWitK-xZ4o

https://youtu.be/mUUNeFUZZck

Please validate with evidence that a woman needing to proof to ME that she's worth investing in, is extreme. Please provide evidence that not pedestalizing a woman because she's pretty is extreme. Please provide evidence that being confident, asserting what you want, setting boundaries, and leading is extreme. Because it goes against what you were taught?

At the end of the day, I'm a man. What could a woman possibly do to hurt me? The only way I let a woman hurt me is if I let her, legitimate cases like rape aside. It all starts there.

My position is that all of this is dictated by God and God made men and women to be a certain way with our strengths and weaknesses in order to complete one another. If you do not understand this, i find our ability to discuss to be inherently limited.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 06, 2023, 01:12:28 AM
Now see, you didn't even respond to what I posted instead you argued against something that wasn't even said including in one instance borderline arguing against the explicit opposite of what I said. And then you of course threw in a bunch of justifications for dismissing what was said even though you didn't even bother with what was said in the first place:
Quote from: Himu on June 05, 2023, 11:55:13 PM
A big problem here is you are being too academic. Academia has no place in real life or shared life experience. Academics live in bubbles, not in the real world. Another problem is you are a libertarian so you naturally think everyone is garnered some free will.
Quote from: Himu on June 05, 2023, 11:55:13 PM
unfortunately the burden of proof is on you to prove me wrong. You are coming from a normalized modern American mindset that posits that men and women are more equal, or similar, than what tradition says and that relationships should just be more equal. I reject it. The divorce rate, which is mostly initiated by women (again, most things fall on the man) proves this to be wrong
I think your post is the far more academic one: it's dogmatic, single-minded, attacks strawmen, levels accusations of multiple kinds including of false consciousness, substitutes blind citing for rational argument, claims scientific authority even as it attacks the scientific method, takes personal offense at statements not made, makes broad generalizations from lived experience, ignores the proposed counterexample by burying the field with irrelevant verbiage, sucks in personal hobbyhorses to maintain conspiratorial and black-and-white thinking, engages in selective isolated demands for rigor, manifests sweeping conclusions purely from premises, concludes with the same premise of dismissal it started with while never touching the actually made argument, etc.

You don't even know my position on any of these topics since I was attempting to articulate what others did not rather than debate you on any particulars, you still unleashed a diatribe against those assumptions you held anyway.

Lastly, if you refuse to believe people are "garnered some free will" then all of this is irrelevant because we lack the choice of being able to choose your superior ways over the forces of determination. If, as you progressives always propose, what you say is true then logically human action is utterly irrelevant and seeking to change is a fools errand. Either that or its hubris that you alone can swim against the current of life (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wu_wei).
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2023, 11:20:07 PM
Today is the third anniversary of my dad's funeral. Let's do this thang!

Women really are revealing to themselves what they want via social media. lmao

https://youtu.be/DTIt2A8DpyM

https://youtu.be/GShcE119UzM

https://youtu.be/vtXyuGjSK_4

https://youtu.be/FrJ1JCT1U4U

https://youtu.be/0urm4EmRaoU

https://youtu.be/Mi3kbTkU8r8

Things I've learned from my prior mistakes

- Being too available

- Being predictable

- Not risking enough

- Not being myself, as in not articulating what I really want and thinking I had to please the woman at all times

- Not being emotionally planted

- Arguing with women lmao. If she's mad just be cold, ignore her, do something else, and her emotions will stabilize due to reacting to your cool.

- I notice in the past I wasn't emotionally grounded enough due to lack of confidence. Now that I have confidence I am emotionally planted. This doesn't mean you can't express vulnerable things to a woman, you just have to be able to offer a solution and be that dude.

- Believing a GAT DAMN thing any woman says rather than looking at her actions

- Making the mistake of LISTENING TO WOMEN about how they want emotionally available men and for men to be emotionally vulnerable and to be "nice".


Strategy going forward

- Demonstrate consistency by text/calling a woman once or twice a week for a date.

- Imprinting and teaching women things rather than simply going on dinner dates.

- Continue to work on emotional stability. Women are emotionally unstable due to hormones and want a man that is an emotional rock, her opposite. I'm the most stable I've been in my life due to weight loss, exercise, prayer, meditation, therapy. Keep doing those things to stay emotionally stable.

- Keep working on myself to keep my confidence up. Confidence has to come from a source.

- Don't get caught up in outcomes.

- Check any woman that disrespects me with a warning. Disrespect is a very specific thing rather than minor things.

- Coach a woman to be what I prefer.

- She has to earn it. She has to chase me. Prove yourself. Impress me.

- Each time we spend together, every interaction should be positive.

- Practice leading women with the women in my own family. My mom has been upset recently because of my dads death anniversary so I've been cool and collected, not reacting, and just being there.

- The more you treat them like spoiled children, the better your chances.

- Don't get mad at it. They're just women. They can't fucking help it.

With Church Woman I've got the short term strategy of:

Push, pull. Text once a week. Make her miss me. Use text to set up dates. First date was Vietnamese, next time I'm taking her to a gun range and we will go shooting.

I'm satisfied with my options right now. I could add more potential women but I will see.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 07, 2023, 12:26:14 AM
 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 07, 2023, 03:36:11 PM
Benji I'll reply when I get the chance.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 07, 2023, 11:13:01 PM
Nah, don't worry about it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2023, 01:10:59 AM
Randomly saw this on YouTube and he touched on like every fucking thing I've said lmao.

https://youtu.be/AKWJ3i0GBFA

Got to break them in like a horse. They fucking crave it.

"Women are people!!!!!!!" Yeah, you don't kiss their ass, and break them the fuck in. Hurts, but it's real life.

I love women but gatdamn they are something else. lmao @ the "alpha males" in the video he uses as an example.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 08, 2023, 09:53:54 AM
Himu, you should tell your mom about your views on women. I’m sure she’ll take it well. Make sure to include the “that’s why they’re called bitches line” that you :curious ly edited out as well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 08, 2023, 01:56:12 PM
Mothers are not women BIONIC, jeez.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 10, 2023, 04:58:58 PM
https://nypost.com/2023/06/09/im-a-liberal-hard-to-find-progressive-masculine-men-to-date/

:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 10, 2023, 05:24:48 PM
Options right now:

Ghanaian woman - seems nice, wants to be seduced hell yeah

Sudanese woman - seems sweet

Ended it with Church Woman. Not a good match for me. I wanted to give her a chance because she seemed genuine. Also ended it with Pakistani Woman. Shame because I honestly think the Pakistani woman might be best for me but my heart says "get a black wife" and I didn't want to waste her time. All of our interactions were amazing and I really managed to bring out her femininity. I believe I made a positive impact because she immediately wanted a more masculine Muslim man. It seems I raised her standard for how she as a woman should be treated and that's good.

I think I'll pull back on the push pull tactic. There's too much risk in alienating a woman and honestly it's not even on purpose. I'm working 2-3 jobs right now and I'm busy as fuuuu but I guess I need to put more effort into it and sacrifice just a tad if I'm going to find me a wife.

I've gone on 5 dates and had multiple calls with women in the past week and I'm swamped. Dating multiple women sure is tiring. I need to limit.

I am noticing a pattern with women that post a lot of selfies on social media (particularly instagram) and narcissistic behavior. Those ladies tend to be the worst. The women that impress me the most are the ones that aren't about posting selfies constantly but are mostly shy about themselves in public view and about the Deen in social media. It shows she's a low maintenance woman and low key. IG models and IG wannabe models are now in the No Tattoos, No revealing clothing Bin. The more experience I get the better I get.

Women really are like 10 year olds stuck in adult bodies. As long as you make each interaction positive and fun you're in. And by positive and fun I mean what women like. So I'll ask her about fashion and dresses and they'll start to gush about it and I'll ask what her favorite dress is and how it makes her feel (emphasis) and bam, then I just have to say how I can't wait to see her in, and at a later date, out of that dress.

The fact that women are reactive is bemoaned by men but if you take advantage of it, you can coddle a woman's emotional mind by supplying her with an endless array of treats with topics that make her feel good. I used to want to try to get into "deep" subjects with women, but nope. Very rarely is this fruitful and it definitely doesn't turn her on. Women don't seem to be deep like that often. If you peruse their social media it's often selfies, food, and travel. Cyndi Lauper didn't lie.

https://youtu.be/jRr5EasAq84

You have to take advantage of their shallowness.

Girls just want to have fun so you have to supply it and then women will attribute positive emotions to you by offering her positive experiences. Taking advantage of all of this the same way women like to look pretty for men and take advantage of men's visual eye is A level shit.

As a proxy, because women are more simple than any man thinks, I kind of envy them. This also makes them super fun to be around because they're all about feeling good. Women's hormones and moods go up and down, not in a way a man's moods are mostly stable throughout the week. So by providing some fun in her life you give her some reprieve. It's no wonder they care about feeling good so much when there's so many outside forces beyond their control. In this way, I feel bad for women and feel an urge to protect them and let them enjoy life through my eyes.

Can't wait to hit the range for a date. I'll report back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 10, 2023, 05:26:48 PM
Over the last few months, I’ve been dating a Ukrainian girl with DDD cup boobs who is 12 years younger than me. I’ve encouraged her to be more liberated in what she wants. So now after I shower for the evening, she will just start eating my ass. All kinds of things she’s into but I shouldn’t share but she’s very submissive.

I decided that given my work schedule, marriage is probably not in the cards for me. My girlfriend is going to law school so she’s busy with her own thing too. We both use sex as a stress relief so we go all out. I’m not sure where it will go but I’m enjoying the ride, no pun intended.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 10, 2023, 05:34:24 PM
Shame on no marriage. Those 20 year olds are energetic, buddy.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 12, 2023, 07:53:06 PM
https://youtu.be/f8ALMAHLqMo

I love this guy and this video really nails the problems I had with relationships with women.

I culled a lot of my options and now I'm back with more over night, baby!!!

:rejoice

I'm really wary of any woman that is really, really active on social media. The less selfies the better. My favorite pick doesn't have a single selfie or picture of her modeling. It's just her art, food she made, things she's passionate. I really like that. I might drop all of the other women and focus on her. We will see. We have to get to know each other more first. Right now I'm in the process of training her. "Don't do that, do this instead" "These are my expectations..." ;etc. Stuff like that. I'll keep some others on the wings just in case, but I want to focus my attention on her and our potential.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 13, 2023, 01:30:24 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/H7GtuzV.png)

 :society
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 13, 2023, 06:47:57 AM
So who in this thread is in a stable relationship, anyone?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Snoopycat_ on June 13, 2023, 07:16:22 AM
I was raped by Ellen DeGeneres last night. I guess that counts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 13, 2023, 07:21:13 AM
YouTube is easily the best social media platform. It's the forums of yesteryear where people actually talked about discussed things of wide societal impact. I absolutely love it. I don't like nor look up to figures like Andrew Tate but looking at the cultural and societal impact is fascinating.

Some of my favorite relationship channels.

https://youtu.be/UvEDHFIsBqI

I really like Sara Lena. She presents gender discussions from a woman's perspective. Also a really feminine black woman good Lord, just hearing her voice is like a Siren's Call.

https://youtu.be/Z1uj7rtF85A

This young lady has gone viral for this video and she makes some interesting stuff for ladies on being more feminine and has good videos on gender norms. I especially find her take on the whole "high value" thing refreshing.

https://youtu.be/036N48hTp7A

I posted him the other day and I went through his entire catalogue of videos. He's easily the most refreshing take in the men's space today in that he completely rejects Red Pill but is still masculine. In this video he savagely takes down the Tate brothers.

https://youtu.be/u8M9cEtyinY

He is cool. He is really balanced.

https://youtu.be/rw41sce6ScM

I like Pearly Things for the discussions they have. This clip in particular is pretty close to my views. I dislike how Red Pillers shame women for having "body counts" while making the totality of their existence about getting pussy rather than marriage. "MARRIAGE IS A CON!!!!" Yes and you didn't vet the women you deal with because you liked the snoo snoo too much. :crowdlaff Pussy blinded your ass from her true ways. Thank you Allah for what's right. Unfortunately Pearly Things has taken a dip and although the discussions are great but the host has a myriad of problems and is obviously a grifter.

I LOVE YOUTUBE!

I really like the discussions that are had. They typically talk about things people are absolutely don't say in polite society, especially a modern world that posits and wants to train you into the idea that men and women are the same. It's like a modern MTV.

Quote from: benjipwns on June 13, 2023, 01:30:24 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/H7GtuzV.png)

 :society

Weird comment, as if it's supposed to be insightful and totally not circle jerk-y.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 13, 2023, 10:58:16 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on June 13, 2023, 06:47:57 AM
So who in this thread is in a stable relationship, anyone?
Define stable and relationship and in.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 13, 2023, 11:21:16 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on June 13, 2023, 06:47:57 AM
So who in this thread is in a stable relationship, anyone?

Two years next month for me.

The secret is to do the opposite of whatever garbage Himu is vomiting onto these pages
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 13, 2023, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: Himu on June 13, 2023, 07:21:13 AM
Unfortunately Pearly Things has taken a dip and although the discussions are great but the host has a myriad of problems and is obviously a grifter.
Quote from: benjipwns on June 13, 2023, 01:30:24 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/H7GtuzV.png)

 :society

Weird comment, as if it's supposed to be insightful and totally not circle jerk-y.
Since you're talking about grifters, I'll put it this way: life coaches are maybe peak grifter.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 13, 2023, 06:25:37 PM
It’s okay, Himu’s mind is not easily swayed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on June 13, 2023, 11:45:26 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on June 13, 2023, 06:47:57 AM
So who in this thread is in a stable relationship, anyone?
Been married for 14 years. But I don’t think I count because I don’t participate, only read this thread. And y’all are nuts by the way.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2023, 01:42:05 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on June 13, 2023, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: Himu on June 13, 2023, 07:21:13 AM
Unfortunately Pearly Things has taken a dip and although the discussions are great but the host has a myriad of problems and is obviously a grifter.
Quote from: benjipwns on June 13, 2023, 01:30:24 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/H7GtuzV.png)

 :society

Weird comment, as if it's supposed to be insightful and totally not circle jerk-y.
Since you're talking about grifters, I'll put it this way: life coaches are maybe peak grifter.

All advice is bad and not worth looking into because "GRIFTER!!!!" is funny especially when many men all the say the same thing. It's just lazy internet speak to label someone as anathema just  because you don't like them. This person is a "life coach" and has hundreds of videos available for free. Even if their takes are measured and balanced they're not worth looking into because "GRIFT!" You've essentially said jack shit while thinking you're smart and pointing out absolutely nothing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 14, 2023, 01:56:29 AM
Quote from: Himu on June 14, 2023, 01:42:05 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on June 13, 2023, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: Himu on June 13, 2023, 07:21:13 AM
Unfortunately Pearly Things has taken a dip and although the discussions are great but the host has a myriad of problems and is obviously a grifter.
Quote from: benjipwns on June 13, 2023, 01:30:24 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/H7GtuzV.png)

 :society

Weird comment, as if it's supposed to be insightful and totally not circle jerk-y.
Since you're talking about grifters, I'll put it this way: life coaches are maybe peak grifter.

All advice is bad and not worth looking into because "GRIFTER!!!!" is funny especially when many men all the say the same thing. It's just lazy internet speak to label someone as anathema just  because you don't like them. This person is a "life coach" and has hundreds of videos available for free. Even if their takes are measured and balanced they're not worth looking into because "GRIFT!" You've essentially said jack shit while thinking you're smart and pointing out absolutely nothing.
I'm seriously starting to wonder how well you can read, you're the one who used the term grifter. I was using your language to communicate with you.

A life coach, any life coach, is a scam artist. This guy doesn't even list his pre-age-35 experience other than his shitty seven year "business" degree. His credentials are jack and shit and he's operating a scam based around his non-existent credentials. No, I'm not going to watch a hundred half hour long videos from a fucking life coach just because he reinforces your biases. I'm not going to watch any of these insufferable talking head "essayists" no matter how right they may be about a single thing in their hours of footage, it's absolute lunacy, why in god's name would I do it for a life coach of all people. I already know how to scam people if I wanted to. (I don't because this is morally and ethically wrong.)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2023, 02:01:07 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on June 14, 2023, 01:56:29 AM
Quote from: Himu on June 14, 2023, 01:42:05 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on June 13, 2023, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: Himu on June 13, 2023, 07:21:13 AM
Unfortunately Pearly Things has taken a dip and although the discussions are great but the host has a myriad of problems and is obviously a grifter.
Quote from: benjipwns on June 13, 2023, 01:30:24 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/H7GtuzV.png)

 :society

Weird comment, as if it's supposed to be insightful and totally not circle jerk-y.
Since you're talking about grifters, I'll put it this way: life coaches are maybe peak grifter.

All advice is bad and not worth looking into because "GRIFTER!!!!" is funny especially when many men all the say the same thing. It's just lazy internet speak to label someone as anathema just  because you don't like them. This person is a "life coach" and has hundreds of videos available for free. Even if their takes are measured and balanced they're not worth looking into because "GRIFT!" You've essentially said jack shit while thinking you're smart and pointing out absolutely nothing.
I'm seriously starting to wonder how well you can read, you're the one who used the term grifter. I was using your language to communicate with you.

A life coach, any life coach, is a scam artist. This guy doesn't even list his pre-age-35 experience other than his shitty seven year "business" degree. His credentials are jack and shit and he's operating a scam based around his non-existent credentials. No, I'm not going to watch a hundred half hour long videos from a fucking life coach just because he reinforces your biases. I'm not going to watch any of these insufferable talking head "essayists" no matter how right they may be about a single thing in their hours of footage, it's absolute lunacy, why in god's name would I do it for a life coach of all people. I already know how to scam people if I wanted to.

And I'm seriously wondering if you can read as I listed PearlyThings on something I really like despite that she's probably a grifter. As said, you are using "grifter" as a blanket all negative term as if someone that makes content for money (perish the thought) has nothing positive to add to a discussion. It's extremely dumb when you think about it. My take is more nuanced. Your take is "he's a life coach, therefore he's a grifter, grifter bad" and it's pretty comical as if he says nothing right or positive to say because he's a so-called "life coach" and "grifter". You didn't even try to rebut the actual content that was posted. You just posted some screen cap and made a joker society emoji as if you had something to say, when in fact you don't.

Low brow.

Lazy.

Dog shit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 14, 2023, 02:05:03 AM
My dude, not once did I say anything about his making videos being a grift or anything like that. He's a life coach, every single fucking one is yes, a grifter by the original usage. These are the credentials he uses to sell himself to the world. If he didn't make shitty videos on YouTube he'd still be a scammer.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on June 14, 2023, 03:26:34 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on June 13, 2023, 06:47:57 AM
So who in this thread is in a stable relationship, anyone?

I am! Engaged since late 2020 but between the pandemic and my fiancee super busy with grad school we haven't even begun wedding planning. Looking at 2024 or 25 and considering city hall/small local ceremony/fancy dinner with close family, then a Europe or Iceland elopement. Even though we're both Italian-American (me much more than her) but don't want to bother with the generic overpriced LI wedding with terrible food, typical Billy Joel and Bon Jovi songs, a bunch of people we don't want there, and impersonal soulless catering hall atmosphere.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on June 14, 2023, 04:36:01 PM
https://twitter.com/_MonsieurBlanc/status/1667023433375395840


two givers will always have  :hesright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on June 14, 2023, 05:53:19 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on June 14, 2023, 01:56:29 AM
Quote from: Himu on June 14, 2023, 01:42:05 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on June 13, 2023, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: Himu on June 13, 2023, 07:21:13 AM
Unfortunately Pearly Things has taken a dip and although the discussions are great but the host has a myriad of problems and is obviously a grifter.
Quote from: benjipwns on June 13, 2023, 01:30:24 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/H7GtuzV.png)

 :society

Weird comment, as if it's supposed to be insightful and totally not circle jerk-y.
Since you're talking about grifters, I'll put it this way: life coaches are maybe peak grifter.

All advice is bad and not worth looking into because "GRIFTER!!!!" is funny especially when many men all the say the same thing. It's just lazy internet speak to label someone as anathema just  because you don't like them. This person is a "life coach" and has hundreds of videos available for free. Even if their takes are measured and balanced they're not worth looking into because "GRIFT!" You've essentially said jack shit while thinking you're smart and pointing out absolutely nothing.
I'm seriously starting to wonder how well you can read, you're the one who used the term grifter. I was using your language to communicate with you.

A life coach, any life coach, is a scam artist. This guy doesn't even list his pre-age-35 experience other than his shitty seven year "business" degree. His credentials are jack and shit and he's operating a scam based around his non-existent credentials. No, I'm not going to watch a hundred half hour long videos from a fucking life coach just because he reinforces your biases. I'm not going to watch any of these insufferable talking head "essayists" no matter how right they may be about a single thing in their hours of footage, it's absolute lunacy, why in god's name would I do it for a life coach of all people. I already know how to scam people if I wanted to. (I don't because this is morally and ethically wrong.)
Sit down and listen when a lady speaks  :hmph

https://twitter.com/amuse/status/1668795095523442690 (https://twitter.com/amuse/status/1668795095523442690)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Snoopycat_ on June 14, 2023, 08:30:07 PM
At first I was too distracted by her tits too notice her eyebrows are totally out of control.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2023, 08:31:51 PM
There’s a big difference between women being turned off by a man who is afraid to kiss them and speculating that women want to be “broken in” like a fucking farm animal.

Again, y’all are fucking nuts.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 14, 2023, 11:06:01 PM
Booobs
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 15, 2023, 12:31:35 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 14, 2023, 08:31:51 PM
There’s a big difference between women being turned off by a man who is afraid to kiss them and speculating that women want to be “broken in” like a fucking farm animal.

Again, y’all are fucking nuts.

Y’all? One person in this thread is saying that. Curious that you won’t say their name :society
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 15, 2023, 01:57:42 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on June 15, 2023, 12:31:35 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on June 14, 2023, 08:31:51 PM
There’s a big difference between women being turned off by a man who is afraid to kiss them and speculating that women want to be “broken in” like a fucking farm animal.

Again, y’all are fucking nuts.

Y’all? One person in this thread is saying that. Curious that you won’t say their name :society
Only because the rest of you haven't been broken in yet. :ufup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 15, 2023, 02:48:27 AM
I never watched Brokeback mountain so i don't really get what Himu means
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on June 15, 2023, 07:35:11 AM
i wish a woman would break me in   :engel
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 15, 2023, 09:36:50 AM
Quote from: james on June 15, 2023, 02:48:27 AM
I never watched Brokeback mountain so i don't really get what Himu means

I want to rewatch this movie again, but I don't want my girl to get the wrong idea if she walks in on me watching it with my bf.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 18, 2023, 12:16:48 AM
Understanding Female Psychology

Women want strong men. If she's not going to get a strong man she might as well look for a man that can take care of her survival in other ways, in terms of food and a roof over her head. Subconsciously women test men to see what kind of man he is.

White women, in my experience, tend to not be that big on telling you to be a man, though they crave it. Black women it seems really, really need to know what kind of man they're dealing with. Given the track record for black men it's understandable. Most of us lack D discipline and think leadership is being controlling.

She's Going To Try It

She's going to fucking try it. With black women it feels that within the first week they're do something to see your character if not outright by throwing a bunch of insults at you and if you win, you win big. One woman and I have been hitting it up. I told her next time we are going to video call so I can see her face and wonderful smile again. She agreed. Next time she refuses to do video despite our prior agreement. She said we could try video again tomorrow. I was chill but after the call I told her point blank.

(https://i.imgur.com/Ysc1mo0.png)

I knew she was going to fucking try it. There's always some power game. So the call comes. It's audio despite her "promise" for video. She asks why I want video so much. I tell it doesn't matter why I want video so much. I do exactly what I said I would do and I hung up on her.

She called back and did video and was smiling because I put her in her fucking place in a cool manner.

Got her full on simping.

(https://i.imgur.com/7A3rtO8.png)

Call was cut short because I had to go somewhere but from her smile she loved how I put my foot down.

I hit her with the parry.

(https://i.imgur.com/kSlZ3AW.gif)

BITCH! (please do not call a woman a bitch to her face unless absolute necessary)

Now that i've got a full on simp. lmao Don't be afraid of women. What are they going to do? Gossip me to death? :dead

Always be prepared because any time you start dealing with a woman and especially if she digs you and perceives you as a masculine man, she's going to start some ol bullshit. They can't help it. They live for the stuff. But so long as you internalize that she's just a fucking woman there's nothing they can do to you.

I'm dealing with so many women right now and they're very easy to predict. Treat them right and be a gentleman and lover boy 99% of time, but 1% lay that foot down. Dates are hella fun.

edit: had a great hour long video call. She's gorgeous.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on June 18, 2023, 03:46:07 PM
Understanding Female Psychology

https://twitter.com/BowesChay/status/1670043566012354561 (https://twitter.com/BowesChay/status/1670043566012354561)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Snoopycat_ on June 19, 2023, 06:17:34 AM
One of the guys at work was telling us he was in a store looking to buy a pair of trainers. He started to chatting to an assistant and they were getting on so well he asked her if she wanted to go for a coffee sometime. She agreed so they swapped numbers and started messaging each other. He brings up the coffee date and she says aye, but she'd rather go out for a meal. She then suggests they go to one of the most expensive restaurants in Edinburgh. He says fair enough, but halfsies yeah. She loses her shit, calls him a cheap twat and tells him a real man wouldn't even think of asking her to pay for the meal.

Thoughts HIMU?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 19, 2023, 12:19:19 PM
Quote from: Snoopycat_ on June 19, 2023, 06:17:34 AM
One of the guys at work was telling us he was in a store looking to buy a pair of trainers. He started to chatting to an assistant and they were getting on so well he asked her if she wanted to go for a coffee sometime. She agreed so they swapped numbers and started messaging each other. He brings up the coffee date and she says aye, but she'd rather go out for a meal. She then suggests they go to one of the most expensive restaurants in Edinburgh. He says fair enough, but halfsies yeah. She loses her shit, calls him a cheap twat and tells him a real man wouldn't even think of asking her to pay for the meal.

Thoughts HIMU?

His mistake was asking her if she wanted to go out for coffee.

A real man simply grabs the woman and throws her over his shoulder and takes her to the cafe
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 19, 2023, 12:26:15 PM
A real man orders his shoes online and doesn't need a woman's help putting them on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 19, 2023, 12:42:17 PM
A real doesn’t need a women period, and only fucks other men :nothot :drool
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Snoopycat_ on June 19, 2023, 08:01:44 PM
One thing I noticed about many women is they're not good at the bants. When I call my Mrs a dizzy mong, it's adorable larks. When she calls me a dumb cunt. It seems more like a personal insult than jokes. It's kind of hurtful.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 20, 2023, 07:04:37 AM
That girl who played games disappeared. I knew it. But she lost in the game playing. Want to play like a child? Get treated like one. As the great Filler says...BIIIIIIIAAAAAAAATTTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH! I have a feeling she's going to pop up out of nowhere for attention. She won't be getting any.

(https://i.imgur.com/YWqNGe0.gif)

My three favorite options.

There's the ER nurse. She's stunning, she's also hooked on me. I video called her while she was working and she was eating a snack. She was eating a pack of nuts. Of course she likes nuts and she definitely wants mine. I like making her laugh. She shows her breasts too much in public for me though. It might be a case of seeing if she can cover up or maybe we're not well matched. Will have to see if she accepts my standard for modesty. I like her. She's got personality. We are dating so we will see where this goes.

There's this one Muslim woman I randomly connected with. Saw one of those attention posts women like to make. They're often bait posts to bring out simps. The post was about babies and how many we have and how much we want. We started talking in the thread and I told her to DM so we could baby plan. :dead She DM'ed me and told me to delete my messages because people are nosy and her uncles might find out but that she still wanted to talk in private lmao. :dead She really digs my career. She seems cool. She has already asked for my number. I love this new mentality I have, making women do a lot of the work. Me DM women? lol, they DM me. Me ask for women's phone number? No, they ask for mine.

(https://i.imgur.com/tvsLwGV.gif)

The last one...is my favorite one and the one I'm most serious about. I had been very, very patient with her. She's Muslim. I can tell she wanted to see just how serious I was and yesterday we finally made a breakthrough. She's so refreshing. In a time when every woman is taking endless selfies, her account is private and has only one. The rest of her pics are the things she loves: her family, anime conventions, art, food she's cooked. She has a really warm heart and is the geek girl I've always wanted and from where I'm sitting is fully wife ready. We are trying to fit each other into our lives and depending on things go within the next few weeks, I might cut off all other women and focus solely on her. She has to win me over fully first, though. She wants to introduce me to her family. Things are getting really serious. Wish me luck, brehs.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on June 20, 2023, 10:46:32 AM
Reading your post anime girl seems like a good fit. Good luck bro
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 21, 2023, 04:31:17 AM
Thanks for the support and for being a bro, Nintex. Bros support each other.  :respect

I like Anime Girl too. Something in me just wants to protect her. I don't catch feelings on women easy these days. My heart is pretty much shut and under lock and key, but she's pretty damn close to finding the right key.

I like the Social Media Girl too but I know her less and we are just getting started.

Juggling so many women I have to say I'm getting kind of tired of all the "feelings". It's pretty tiring managing it. Like I'm just stoic over here but all these women have their own issues and emotions. There's always something going on emotionally with them and it's always me that has to be a stoic, cool mother fucker surrounding it that has to problem solve shit. A part of me just goes,"Jesus why can't they get a grip on this shit?" but then I remember being on estradiol and how it just makes your emotions run away with all the damn luggage. So yeah, I'm empathetic. Maybe. A little. But when you have all these women in your life they're constantly coming to you about this or that and this is on their mind or they're dealing with this. I just have to stay cool and resolute. It does make me sympathize, though. Women are soft creatures. They need men's care and guidance. We need to be strong for them.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 23, 2023, 11:30:43 PM
I was over at my new house fixing some things in the backyard and I heard a rustling and thought oh shit some big animal is in my trees. I started walking towards the door keeping an eye on the rustling leaves and then right when I'm at the door a girl hops into my backyard, looks at me and is like "uh" and I'm like "uh" and she's like "....how do I get out of here?" and I'm like "side gate that way" and she nods and runs off.

Take that everyone who says women don't just fall from trees  :rimshot

In retrospect, that might've been a good opportunity to strike up a conversation like umm "are you escaping the authorities?", but maybe not and it all happened pretty fast and was awkward and thinking on my feet's never been my strong suit  :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Bebpo on June 23, 2023, 11:49:57 PM
Also if you met someone that way, that would be a quality "how did you two meet" story

In fact, if you want weird looks, that would be a good BS story for anyone to use.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 24, 2023, 01:51:13 AM
Good story.

I've given it some thought and I need to open the interracial flood gates. My allegiance to black women is a hindrance. All I need is a woman that appreciates me for me by my side that is a practicing Muslimah. Race doesn't matter. My only stipulation is that she can't be white.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2023, 11:49:01 PM
Travel Girl wants me to meet her Wali. She's also my first pick now. Travel Girl has 4000 followers and an army of Simps and yet I'm the man she wants to meet her Wali.

Yeah nicca

https://youtu.be/pxjZM-d_ShI

Getting better and better at leading without coming off as a hard ass. Just tell her my plans and then,"what do you think, baby?" I can be the kind person I've always been but with a more of an edge. It's really nice to feel assertive and not a doormat yet not an abusive douchebag that I know I'm not.

I'm getting women down to a science. I'm treating the women like it's an art form.

I rejected Boob Girl. Women cannot handle rejection. Sad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 27, 2023, 12:15:06 AM
Quote from: Himu on June 26, 2023, 11:49:01 PM
I'm getting women down to a science. I'm treating the women like it's an art form.
:wut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 27, 2023, 08:44:09 AM
Quote
I can be the kind person I've always been

:wut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on June 27, 2023, 02:27:07 PM
Quote from: Himu on June 26, 2023, 11:49:01 PM
I rejected Boob Girl.

:wut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 27, 2023, 03:58:37 PM
Quote from: Himu on June 26, 2023, 11:49:01 PM
not an abusive douchebag that I know I'm not.

 :wut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on June 27, 2023, 05:42:42 PM
Quote from: Himu on June 26, 2023, 11:49:01 PM
Travel Girl wants me to meet her Wali. She's also my first pick now. Travel Girl has 4000 followers and an army of Simps and yet I'm the man she wants to meet her Wali.

Yeah nicca
:mynicca
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 27, 2023, 09:02:49 PM
I'm a short man. I'm 5'5 going on 5'6. I've always felt invisible all my life, especially since I was fat the majority of it.

I really like the look of respect people give me now. I walk with my chest out and despite being short I know I'm all that. I have that BROOKLYN SWAGGER, baby! To go from invisible all your life to being looked at and respected despite your height is the ultimate feather in a man's cap. There's nothing you can't do once you believe in yourself!

(https://i.imgur.com/r76Juur.gif)

Post more books on leadership that are similar to How To Win Friends, please! Book recs! :rejoice Social skills are an art form! Let's get to it!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2023, 07:21:22 AM
I like Travel Girl's energy. she texted me at 3 am. Anime Girl ain't putting in the effort to get to know a nicca.

A new chick gave me her number. Let's see how serious she is.

Another sister came into my orbit. She said she's available any time. Let's see how much she wants it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 28, 2023, 09:36:03 AM
Please do not have sex with your sister
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2023, 11:17:24 AM
Perfect on Paper

Anime Girl seemed just my type on paper. Private, keeps to herself, few selfies, focuses on her hobbies, religious. But the more I get to know her the less I'm attracted to her personality. She's very negative. She complains a lot. She's insecure. I don't need that in a wife. I want a forward thinking wife. A woman secure with herself. A woman that has healed.

By contrast, Travel Girl was vulnerable enough to tell me she has a health condition yet this is the first she's mentioned it and she works her ass off despite it. She has strength of character. She has lots of skills to help me build a strong family unit. She's just as religious, has more positive male relationships in her life, and never complains. She also reciprocates better and is more supportive towards and excited regarding my vision for a family. She is more compliant and cooperative. Anime Girl has trauma and hasn't healed. Travel Girl reciprocates in a way I prefer more which helps create a more healthy bond.

Dating to Date versus Dating for Marriage

All of this shows the benefits of dating for marriage. Women hold the keys to dating but men hold the keys to marriage. I get lots of power and lots of say because I know what I want. Because my standards are high (reasonable, but high) I refuse nothing less. Telling a woman out the gate,"Hey, I'm looking for a wife" is also a fantastic filter. If she's not ready because she realizes you're 100% serious she will back away. She will respect the hell out of you but won't waste your time. The result is I attract higher and higher quality women that are actually wife material. You are what you seek.

The Wisdom of the Ancients

Not having sex before marriage is great. Not only does it protect the woman it creates an environment of desire. One of the worst parts of pre-marital sex is that the man gets what he wants without commitment but this also means that he can fall in love with pussy rather than a woman's character. By deliberately holding sex off before marriage, I as a man can create desire in a woman and make it build and build and build and BUILD and then deny her. It shows true strength of character, separates yourself from the sex obsessed modern male. Not that I don't want sex. I really do. But by saying no to a woman, she wants me even more. A man should ideally want a situation where the woman asks him for sex, not the opposite. Men have more power than we think. Only a fool would have sex with a woman he wouldn't marry.

Cats Cats Cats

Women really are like cats. Try to pet, she runs away. Sit there and just wait, and she'll come and sit in your lap. Attracting a woman is a matter of sparking attraction and desire. The woman will pull back to make sense of her emotions. Don't pursue but allow her some space. She'll come back for more. This will repeat as you get to know each other and until she fully trusts you. Patience wins the prize. Let's go fishing.

https://youtu.be/nsHCYQzhf7s

Guardians

Travel Girl insists that I talk to her with her Wali (guardian) on the line. In Muslim terms this is when things get serious. No woman introduces a man she's not serious about to her Wali.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Beezy on June 28, 2023, 11:25:37 AM
Quote from: Himu on June 28, 2023, 11:17:24 AM
Only a fool would have sex with a woman he wouldn't marry.
:heh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on June 28, 2023, 12:40:15 PM
Quote
But the more I get to know her the less I'm attracted to her personality. She's very negative. She complains a lot. She's insecure.

:thinking :hmm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on June 28, 2023, 02:03:46 PM
Quote from: Himu on June 28, 2023, 11:17:24 AM
Anime Girl seemed just my type

Quote from: Himu on June 28, 2023, 11:17:24 AM
my standards are high

 :wut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 28, 2023, 09:17:48 PM
Quote from: Beezy on June 28, 2023, 11:25:37 AM
Quote from: Himu on June 28, 2023, 11:17:24 AM
Only a fool would have sex with a woman he wouldn't marry.
:heh

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on June 28, 2023, 11:27:44 PM
There's a lot of women deviants out there, that's why you've got to stay strong and focus on the big picture. There's no time to waste, so if they want to waste your time rather than get to the end goal, don't waste your time. Women are like pants, finance to buy what looks good first, try on later. And once you've put them on you can't take them back.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 29, 2023, 02:26:27 PM
oh you're a short guy like me.

that explains alot.

is your dick big?

if yes, then keep up whatever the fuck your doing with denigrating women.

if not, then get a better personality.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on June 29, 2023, 04:59:07 PM
Nothing like a "what are you thinking?", "I really like you. It's not often that someone has that type of concern for someone they just met", "I was looking extra cute today" texts in the middle of the day. Pretty good for someone that "DeNigRaaTeS WOmeEN". Travel Girl and I have real chemistry, positive energy, reciprocate, are trying to be good Muslims, are physically attracted to each other. Seems worth investing into. I have created a good environment that lets her be in her feminine and open up. It really does begin and end with the man.

Eid Mubarak, White Knights.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2023, 02:38:53 AM
So I had a really good halal date last night with Travel Girl and one of her Wali's (Guardians). We have a natural flow, are very attracted to each other, have a lot of similarities, we enjoy each other, and things got off on a great start. She's 3-4 inches taller than me and I don't care.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 01, 2023, 07:30:53 AM
How much does a wife go for these days?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on July 01, 2023, 10:41:49 AM
Quote from: Himu on July 01, 2023, 02:38:53 AM
So I had a really good halal date last night with Travel Girl and one of her Wali's (Guardians). We have a natural flow, are very attracted to each other, have a lot of similarities, we enjoy each other, and things got off on a great start. She's 3-4 inches taller than me and I don't care.

Tall halal queen :preach
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2023, 12:06:52 PM
hell yeah

(https://i.imgur.com/v9Z3zVZ.gif)

So far, so good. She shows great interest in me and my life. So far no signs of self centeredness. I'm greatly interested in her but playing it cool, which makes her more interested in me of course. So far, everything is in congruence and I am leading. I have had to put my foot down once so far. She respected it. Everything has been chill.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 01, 2023, 01:27:04 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on July 01, 2023, 07:30:53 AM
How much does a wife go for these days?

It depends on the breed.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2023, 03:22:45 PM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on July 01, 2023, 01:27:04 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on July 01, 2023, 07:30:53 AM
How much does a wife go for these days?

It depends on the breed.

I saw Bionic's mom on the wife market. I almost bought her but then she talked back.

(https://i.gifer.com/7Lru.gif)

She expressed how she was worried her son was gay and I really empathized. "I can't imagine, ma'am" as I put her back in her gate and fixed her collar.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 01, 2023, 04:39:30 PM
I like how you consistently try to insult me by calling me gay like it’s 2002 and when you were the one crying in the mental health thread about why god made you enjoy sucking cock. I hope you disclosed that to your bitch (your words, not mine) and her dad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 01, 2023, 07:50:28 PM
:dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 01, 2023, 08:47:08 PM
bionic is gay  :crowdlaff
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 01, 2023, 09:36:28 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on July 01, 2023, 04:39:30 PM
I like how you consistently try to insult me by calling me gay like it’s 2002 and when you were the one crying in the mental health thread about why god made you enjoy sucking cock. I hope you disclosed that to your bitch (your words, not mine) and her dad.
lol gay
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2023, 10:10:41 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on July 01, 2023, 04:39:30 PM
I like how you consistently try to insult me by calling me gay like it’s 2002 and when you were the one crying in the mental health thread about why god made you enjoy sucking cock. I hope you disclosed that to your bitch (your words, not mine) and her dad.

Bitch? How misogynistic of you.

Let's keep it a buck: you spend all of your free time shit talking other people on other forums, with your other gay friends, you are triggered by everything that offends you, and you spend the free time shit talking someone you don't like on the internet that doesn't even care what you think much less considers your own existence outside of this space. And you're what, over 30?

(https://i.imgur.com/5IxCeUF.gif)

By all rights you're a gigantic fa.g, and not of the gay kind, but the loser kind. Your mother is really disappointed. She told me last night after begging to do some really unsavory stuff with me last night. She weeped on my clothes, leaving a stain of salty water, about how she raised such a sundering sod of a shit pile. You are so miserable you try to put down into your mind space but I am above you in every single way. You are truly a sad individual and I'm just out here drinking alcoholic free margartitas.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 01, 2023, 10:27:35 PM
Quote
alcoholic free margartitas
:rofl
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2023, 10:37:41 PM
Quote from: team filler on July 01, 2023, 10:27:35 PM
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alcoholic free margartitas
:rofl

Hey! Some of us quit drinking! I used to have a problem but I conquered it.

This is another factor: Bionic and the others I know you're all so sexually frustrated that I won't whip my cock out and face fuck you while you scream my name while gagging. I understand that I happen to cause that effect on all of you but I'm not attracted to complainers. We ain't compatible. On Team Himu we have a can do attitude. Conquer your fears. Conquer your troubles. I know it's hard when, like Filler, you have a heroin addiction, but all we can do is try.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 01, 2023, 10:42:25 PM
I like uppers not downers, sweatty  ::)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2023, 10:46:05 PM
Thanks for the correction. It absolutely explains your behavior.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 01, 2023, 11:02:35 PM
you have a dick addiction and it explains yours  :thinking


ya sissy slut biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch  :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2023, 11:08:13 PM
I sense a crack. I hurt you, in a small way. Let's go harder. How's the meth habit? Lose any teeth, lately? Sell your dogs corpse to traders to pay for your next fix?

As for me, you're right!

Look at this marg. That white stuff? It's cum!

(https://i.imgur.com/UIDsJRh.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 01, 2023, 11:46:58 PM
:umad
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 01, 2023, 11:49:27 PM
himu is just the bore.com version of azealia banks  :hitler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on July 02, 2023, 04:23:48 AM
(https://media.tenor.com/G91ZegBJMFIAAAAd/rogan-joe-rogan.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 02, 2023, 05:52:14 AM
we're at our best when we trash each other. this bore is full of degenerates pretending they're better than they are. just admit you're trash and accept your fate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: remy on July 02, 2023, 06:01:29 AM
Quote from: team filler on July 01, 2023, 11:49:27 PM
himu is just the bore.com version of azealia banks  :hitler
whens someone dropping the bore version of 212  :whew
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: who is ted danson? on July 02, 2023, 06:18:03 AM
Show her your willy before you meet her wali
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2023, 08:09:33 AM
Quote from: team filler on July 02, 2023, 05:52:14 AM
we're at our best when we trash each other. this bore is full of degenerates pretending they're better than they are. just admit you're trash and accept your fate

Wrong. The Bore is a site where we support each other. We crack jokes, but we support.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: therealdeal on July 02, 2023, 10:02:35 AM
The support left about three years ago. Even the Other Forums gossip gals have moved into benji’s house after he stole demi’s lunch. All that’s left here is the end, and one train wreck to check in on.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on July 02, 2023, 02:47:22 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSgnICLXsAMBqSd?format=jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 03, 2023, 01:33:43 AM
Quote from: therealdeal on July 02, 2023, 10:02:35 AM
The support left about three years ago. Even the Other Forums gossip gals have moved into benji’s house after he stole demi’s lunch. All that’s left here is the end, and one train wreck to check in on.

Quite right. All we have left is Benji and his F-train of tacos, with a one way stop straight into Satan's rectum.

Last night Bionic's mom opined to me about her son in a soliloquy that she was so sad she never swallowed. I would have felt sorry for him, but then I don't cry over troglodytic cunts. I fixed her collar before I put her back in her crate. "Ptoeey!" She spit a marvelous loog of bile and bahl. She stared into it and one tear fell upon her cheek, and then the other. She was saddened because her spit reminded her of the seed that got her womb infected with its greatest tumor: him. She remembered how the tumor popped in its piddle of perfunctory patheticness as it plodded, step by step, year by year, into its current form. And then she licked the spit off the brown dirt, doing what she should have done years and years ago. She smiled as she fell alseep soundly, full from delicious dirt and the seedless sperm of her mouth.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 03, 2023, 08:05:31 AM
Anyways, the Wali rejected me and I'm fucking heart broken.

A woman turning me down. Fine.

But a man turning me down...for a woman? My brain can't comprehend it.

The uncle turned out to be SUPER Salafi. I am not Salafi in any sense. I follow Ashari aqidah. Salafi's are super restrictive Muslims and what people know as the extremists as they form their theology from Wahhabism. Ashari and Salafi creed are opposed. Salafi is literal; Ashari is metaphorical. Ashari is traditional, Orthodox Islam. Salafism is modern extremist stuff. This guy suddenly told us we aren't allowed to text, not even group text. Then he insulted me and my plans by calling the destination I wanted to settle down in (Dearborn, Mi) after I graduate from school as un-Islamic because there happen to be *gasp* Muslims there have different interpretations than him (Sufi, Shia). Then he insulted one of my closest friends because he's Pakistani ("Pakistani's tend to be Sufi" :wtf), questioned his faith, and pointed that others aren't true Muslims except him and people that think like him. I managed to keep my cool to diffuse it (it was really hard). He basically said he wants his niece to be on the right path and that means not living in Dearborn, Michigan despite it being the most populous Muslim city in the country with access to tons of Islamic variety, halal options, African American Muslims with cheap living, low taxes, and a humble lifestyle in the midwest. He rejected me because I had a year of school to attend to before I could marry. It seems like he wants to get her married ASAP.

I'm taking a break from women after this. I really saw potential in this woman. We connected through her Autism and our share of difficulties, we have natural chemistry, really like each other, and just click. I was laying a really good foundation too. This has really broken my heart and I want to shake my fist at Saudi Arabia once a fucking gain for their stupid Wahhabi Extremist bullshit.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 03, 2023, 08:06:47 AM
https://twitter.com/dril/status/549425182767861760
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 03, 2023, 08:48:24 AM
To make matters worse he shares WRATH's first name.

That said, I've taken his opinions into consideration not because I agree but because it's good to have multiple options. I've always figured if I didn't go for Dearborn, that upstate NY would be second choice since they're basically the same thing. Upstate NY is VERY similar to Michigan in terms of topography, natural sights, lakes, forests and the cost of living? Bruh. Buffalo, NY has houses in the ball park of 200k. And in the same state as THE city so you can easily travel for cool shit? It's also close to Canada, just like Michigan, and you can take the fam to Toronto or something for a vaycay. Close to Niagara which means lots of tourists while means I can hustle people for cash. Since it's close to NYC and in the same state I can continue to build my contacts. Plus, a big Muslim population. And like Michigan, it's so damn cold it keeps the riff raff out. It's win-win. Seems a good place to settle down and plant some roots.

I'm actually considering it. Much more pretty than Dearborn (which I've been to), as well. Plus, in Buffalo you can get away with not having a car.

Quote from: BIONIC on July 03, 2023, 08:06:47 AM
https://twitter.com/dril/status/549425182767861760

Your posts are so low quality that you make Methodis look like The Business, and Flame of Callandor to look like Mandark. You are so daft you think I'm actually mad (haha) at you, rather than absolutely bored out of my mind, that I get to have fun making fun insults out of the deepest, creative center of my brain. Mad? No. So bored I need to entertain myself, yes. In the same way a child has to entertain dolls, or humans entertain ants, I humor you just for fun.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 03, 2023, 10:10:05 AM
Stop yearning for that cock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 03, 2023, 10:58:06 AM
Quote from: Himu on July 03, 2023, 01:33:43 AM
Quote from: therealdeal on July 02, 2023, 10:02:35 AM
The support left about three years ago. Even the Other Forums gossip gals have moved into benji’s house after he stole demi’s lunch. All that’s left here is the end, and one train wreck to check in on.

Quite right. All we have left is Benji and his F-train of tacos, with a one way stop straight into Satan's rectum.

Last night Bionic's mom opined to me about her son in a soliloquy that she was so sad she never swallowed. I would have felt sorry for him, but then I don't cry over troglodytic cunts.
Quote from: Himu on July 03, 2023, 08:05:31 AM
Anyways, the Wali rejected me and I'm fucking heart broken.

A woman turning me down. Fine.

But a man turning me down...for a woman? My brain can't comprehend it.
Quote from: Himu on July 03, 2023, 08:48:24 AM
Your posts are so low quality that you make Methodis look like The Business, and Flame of Callandor to look like Mandark. You are so daft you think I'm actually mad (haha) at you, rather than absolutely bored out of my mind, that I get to have fun making fun insults out of the deepest, creative center of my brain. Mad? No. So bored I need to entertain myself, yes. In the same way a child has to entertain dolls, or humans entertain ants, I humor you just for fun.
There's no need to offer support to someone so strong in their sense of self that they've always known for years that they're never mad with anyone who disagrees with whatever they're currently on about not even when those capital-F Troglodyte men stupidly try to help only to receive delusional mindreading, weird attempts at personal attacks and elaborate accusations in return.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 03, 2023, 11:40:01 AM
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But a man turning me down…

Aren’t you used to that though?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: tiesto on July 03, 2023, 03:33:14 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 03, 2023, 08:48:24 AM
To make matters worse he shares WRATH's first name.

That said, I've taken his opinions into consideration not because I agree but because it's good to have multiple options. I've always figured if I didn't go for Dearborn, that upstate NY would be second choice since they're basically the same thing. Upstate NY is VERY similar to Michigan in terms of topography, natural sights, lakes, forests and the cost of living? Bruh. Buffalo, NY has houses in the ball park of 200k. And in the same state as THE city so you can easily travel for cool shit? It's also close to Canada, just like Michigan, and you can take the fam to Toronto or something for a vaycay. Close to Niagara which means lots of tourists while means I can hustle people for cash. Since it's close to NYC and in the same state I can continue to build my contacts. Plus, a big Muslim population. And like Michigan, it's so damn cold it keeps the riff raff out. It's win-win. Seems a good place to settle down and plant some roots.

I'm actually considering it. Much more pretty than Dearborn (which I've been to), as well. Plus, in Buffalo you can get away with not having a car.

Depends where in Buffalo... Living without a car there is tough, especially the burbs (I was lucky that I had enough friends in college who were commuters and was able to bum a ride off of). There is only one metro rail line that follows Main Street from UB South Campus into the heart of downtown, and the bus system isn't the most reliable or robust. And the biggest issue - there's also very little in the way of employment. It's a historically blue-collar rust belt city who lost lots of its factories during de-industrialization and hasn't been able to re-pivot into a more service based economy (like say Pittsburgh or Columbus). Most of my friends from the area moved away after college since they struggled to find jobs (especially in tech, engineering, finance). Buffalo definitely has a lot going for it (beautiful historical architecture, a sports-centric culture, high quality schools in the burbs, a great state university (what, me biased? :P), delicious (though unhealthy!) greasy spoon type food, proximity to Canada, proximity to Niagara Falls/Finger Lakes/Lechtworth), 8 or less hour drive from Albany, Cleveland, Columbus, Pittsburgh, Rochester, Boston, NYC, but it's been squandering its geographical and cultural advantages for half a century at least.

Large Muslim population? Not really too sure about nowadays but the majority of people up there in my day were Black (Baptist), Polish, Irish, and a bit of German. Very heavily Catholic too. By UB it's expectedly more diverse.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 03, 2023, 10:54:40 PM
Imagine being such an alpha that you get beta'ed by a woman's uncle.

 :tauntaun

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 04, 2023, 12:45:52 AM
Quote from: Himu on July 03, 2023, 08:05:31 AM
Anyways, the Wali rejected me and I'm fucking heart broken.

 :girlaff :crowdlaff :ltg :juche :killme :crybaby :crowdlaff :girlaff :crowdlaff :crowdlaff :crowdlaff :crowdlaff :crowdlaff :crowdlaff :woody
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 04, 2023, 09:16:52 AM
Such heartwarming support on this website :blessup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on July 04, 2023, 03:28:04 PM
He wants you to be a brave Mujahideen fighter who can protect his princess.
Perhaps he's testing you to see if you easily give up or will try again.

Maybe you will earn his respect if you try again instead of giving up on the first try.

You can also try to bargain, maybe there's a deal to be made.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: who is ted danson? on July 04, 2023, 03:31:42 PM
Quote from: who is ted danson? on July 02, 2023, 06:18:03 AM
Show her your willy before you meet her wali

 :hesright
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 04, 2023, 04:31:48 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 02, 2023, 08:09:33 AM
Quote from: team filler on July 02, 2023, 05:52:14 AM
we're at our best when we trash each other. this bore is full of degenerates pretending they're better than they are. just admit you're trash and accept your fate

Wrong. The Bore is a site where we support each other. We crack jokes, but we support.
I only support degeneracy  :pimp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 04, 2023, 09:13:00 PM
Quote from: Nintex on July 04, 2023, 03:28:04 PM
He wants you to be a brave Mujahideen fighter who can protect his princess.
Perhaps he's testing you to see if you easily give up or will try again.

Maybe you will earn his respect if you try again instead of giving up on the first try.

You can also try to bargain, maybe there's a deal to be made.

This is pretty wise. It is customary to offer at least one goat to start negotiations and be prepared to yield a camel if you really like her

No Wali worth their salt will ever exchange their woman for just vibes. As a man, he is expected to bring home great value to make up for the money it spent to fatten up the woman for market 
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 04, 2023, 11:09:46 PM
I hope himu is ok.

All that said.

"heart broken" after ALL that shit she's been posting for the past couple of weeks. I'm still laughing.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 04, 2023, 11:36:42 PM
In Soviet Russia, bitch(‘s wali) breaks you :bolo
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 05, 2023, 01:43:11 PM
How many dicks has himu sucked since being broken up by an uncle?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I would feel bad about taking a shit on himu, if he hadn't decided to go on a taco tirade.
[close]
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on July 05, 2023, 07:03:56 PM
Knowing Himu he'll be fine but change personas.
Thus he returns as a biker.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2023, 07:29:21 PM
Quote from: Nintex on July 04, 2023, 03:28:04 PM
He wants you to be a brave Mujahideen fighter who can protect his princess.
Perhaps he's testing you to see if you easily give up or will try again.

Maybe you will earn his respect if you try again instead of giving up on the first try.

You can also try to bargain, maybe there's a deal to be made.

Only a fool with no respect for himself would try to get in good graces with someone that insulted a close friend just for a woman. If he wants to negotiate we can but after apologizing on what he said about my friend. Plus, if I marry her I marry her family. Do I really want to deal with a super salafi Uncle when I a student of one of the most prominent black Ashari aqidah sheikhs? You say it's perhaps a test of strength. I told him I'd be ready for marriage August/September 2024 with the implicit goal of seeing if we were right for each other before that time. He asked why am I looking for a wife now which shows he wants it to be closer than later, but I will be doing a full time program in school in NYC. I wouldn't be able to have time for a wife and especially the time she would deserve. This means that in a year, I can check and see if she's still single and then go for it then. But I will challenge him on his manners if that's the case.

Asking other Muslims, his behavior is poor and I dodged a bullet.

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on July 03, 2023, 10:54:40 PM
Imagine being such an alpha that you get beta'ed by a woman's uncle.

 :tauntaun

I don't think I've once claimed to be an alpha male. I believe that is something your ilk has projected on to me. On the contrary, I have mocked so-called "alpha males" and regularly call casual sex/promiscuity that the people of that type regularly espouse to be disgusting and hedonistic.

Quote from: tiesto on July 03, 2023, 03:33:14 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 03, 2023, 08:48:24 AM
To make matters worse he shares WRATH's first name.

That said, I've taken his opinions into consideration not because I agree but because it's good to have multiple options. I've always figured if I didn't go for Dearborn, that upstate NY would be second choice since they're basically the same thing. Upstate NY is VERY similar to Michigan in terms of topography, natural sights, lakes, forests and the cost of living? Bruh. Buffalo, NY has houses in the ball park of 200k. And in the same state as THE city so you can easily travel for cool shit? It's also close to Canada, just like Michigan, and you can take the fam to Toronto or something for a vaycay. Close to Niagara which means lots of tourists while means I can hustle people for cash. Since it's close to NYC and in the same state I can continue to build my contacts. Plus, a big Muslim population. And like Michigan, it's so damn cold it keeps the riff raff out. It's win-win. Seems a good place to settle down and plant some roots.

I'm actually considering it. Much more pretty than Dearborn (which I've been to), as well. Plus, in Buffalo you can get away with not having a car.

Depends where in Buffalo... Living without a car there is tough, especially the burbs (I was lucky that I had enough friends in college who were commuters and was able to bum a ride off of). There is only one metro rail line that follows Main Street from UB South Campus into the heart of downtown, and the bus system isn't the most reliable or robust. And the biggest issue - there's also very little in the way of employment. It's a historically blue-collar rust belt city who lost lots of its factories during de-industrialization and hasn't been able to re-pivot into a more service based economy (like say Pittsburgh or Columbus). Most of my friends from the area moved away after college since they struggled to find jobs (especially in tech, engineering, finance). Buffalo definitely has a lot going for it (beautiful historical architecture, a sports-centric culture, high quality schools in the burbs, a great state university (what, me biased? :P), delicious (though unhealthy!) greasy spoon type food, proximity to Canada, proximity to Niagara Falls/Finger Lakes/Lechtworth), 8 or less hour drive from Albany, Cleveland, Columbus, Pittsburgh, Rochester, Boston, NYC, but it's been squandering its geographical and cultural advantages for half a century at least.

Large Muslim population? Not really too sure about nowadays but the majority of people up there in my day were Black (Baptist), Polish, Irish, and a bit of German. Very heavily Catholic too. By UB it's expectedly more diverse.

I know quite a few black Muslims in Buffalo. It's a sizable population. Thanks for the information!

Quote from: benjipwns on July 03, 2023, 10:58:06 AM
Quote from: Himu on July 03, 2023, 01:33:43 AM
Quote from: therealdeal on July 02, 2023, 10:02:35 AM
The support left about three years ago. Even the Other Forums gossip gals have moved into benji’s house after he stole demi’s lunch. All that’s left here is the end, and one train wreck to check in on.

Quite right. All we have left is Benji and his F-train of tacos, with a one way stop straight into Satan's rectum.

Last night Bionic's mom opined to me about her son in a soliloquy that she was so sad she never swallowed. I would have felt sorry for him, but then I don't cry over troglodytic cunts.
Quote from: Himu on July 03, 2023, 08:05:31 AM
Anyways, the Wali rejected me and I'm fucking heart broken.

A woman turning me down. Fine.

But a man turning me down...for a woman? My brain can't comprehend it.
Quote from: Himu on July 03, 2023, 08:48:24 AM
Your posts are so low quality that you make Methodis look like The Business, and Flame of Callandor to look like Mandark. You are so daft you think I'm actually mad (haha) at you, rather than absolutely bored out of my mind, that I get to have fun making fun insults out of the deepest, creative center of my brain. Mad? No. So bored I need to entertain myself, yes. In the same way a child has to entertain dolls, or humans entertain ants, I humor you just for fun.
There's no need to offer support to someone so strong in their sense of self that they've always known for years that they're never mad with anyone who disagrees with whatever they're currently on about not even when those capital-F Troglodyte men stupidly try to help only to receive delusional mindreading, weird attempts at personal attacks and elaborate accusations in return.

(https://i.imgur.com/UzXf1Cd.gif)

Support wasn't offered even before that hence the verbage. I need to stretch the writing muscles somehow.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 05, 2023, 07:39:45 PM
Quote
I don't think I've once claimed to be an alpha male. I believe that is something your ilk has projected on to me. On the contrary, I have mocked so-called "alpha males" and regularly call casual sex/promiscuity that the people of that type regularly espouse to be disgusting and hedonistic.


Quote from: you
Conclusion: women want to be dominated. Anyone that has had sex knows that. Are some women different and more dominant? Sure. But at the heart of it, most women want to be dominated.

And if they want to be dominated in the bedroom, they want to also be dominated in a relationship. Women like to be checked, corrected, and are not attracted long term to men they can control or walk over. You have to stand your ground and show what your boundaries are. This is why I now dominate a woman immediately when dealing with a woman I know is attracted to me and I'm attracted to her, because it shows if I can mentally dominate her, I can sure as shit dominate her in the bedroom. Sex doesn't even have to be brought up. She knows it. She can hear my voice and hear it. Since women usually lack physicality, their main battle arena is the mental. Women are more dangerous psychologically. It's why things like Mean Girls is a thing. Women will get under your skin mentally and are fucking fierce. Therefore, when dealing with a woman you must demonstrate mental strength. A good way to show that is to show she's just any ordinary woman and is easily replaceable, at least at the outset, and that her looks aren't enough to captivate you and lock you down.

You're either hypocrite or a fucking wacko.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2023, 07:43:21 PM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on July 05, 2023, 07:39:45 PM
Quote
I don't think I've once claimed to be an alpha male. I believe that is something your ilk has projected on to me. On the contrary, I have mocked so-called "alpha males" and regularly call casual sex/promiscuity that the people of that type regularly espouse to be disgusting and hedonistic.


Quote from: you
Conclusion: women want to be dominated. Anyone that has had sex knows that. Are some women different and more dominant? Sure. But at the heart of it, most women want to be dominated.

And if they want to be dominated in the bedroom, they want to also be dominated in a relationship. Women like to be checked, corrected, and are not attracted long term to men they can control or walk over. You have to stand your ground and show what your boundaries are. This is why I now dominate a woman immediately when dealing with a woman I know is attracted to me and I'm attracted to her, because it shows if I can mentally dominate her, I can sure as shit dominate her in the bedroom. Sex doesn't even have to be brought up. She knows it. She can hear my voice and hear it. Since women usually lack physicality, their main battle arena is the mental. Women are more dangerous psychologically. It's why things like Mean Girls is a thing. Women will get under your skin mentally and are fucking fierce. Therefore, when dealing with a woman you must demonstrate mental strength. A good way to show that is to show she's just any ordinary woman and is easily replaceable, at least at the outset, and that her looks aren't enough to captivate you and lock you down.

You're either hypocrite or a fucking wacko.

Where did I claim to be an alpha male in that paragraph? Like I said, it's all a projection on your part. You're a chef right, shouldn't you be shooting up some drug behind the kitchen during the middle of shift?

What's wrong with the paragraph? You think women....haha, women want to be...hahahaha be treated EQUAL?

:crowdlaff

Good luck.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 05, 2023, 07:44:19 PM
Get help.

e: I'm sorry for taking jabs at the mentally unwell.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2023, 07:44:51 PM
Get some balls, cuck.

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on July 05, 2023, 07:44:19 PM
Get help.

e: I'm sorry for taking jabs at the mentally unwell.

If it's that mental and that bad, report it to the police. Do it. See what they say.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2023, 07:58:19 PM
Honestly re-reading the paragraph the fact you think there's something mentally unwell about it, as if women aren't attracted to dominant men, shows your girlfriend is probably cheating on you. You actually think being assertive with a woman immediately - to show intentions - is a sign of mental illness! :crowdlaff What do you think flirting is? Good Lord, I feel sorry for your girlfriend. She has such a bitch washing her drawers and kissing her ass.

Especially in an online dating environment you must dominate/assert yourself immediately. if you don't, someone else will, and you will lose your lunch. But here you are, being all friendly and cute and nice, and thinking dominance is a sign of mental illness!

Give me your girls number so I can steal her, Cauli. Then again, she's definitely stolen already.

What a very feminine cracker you are. They were right about white men being cucks, dag. Impotent white boys. SAD.

(https://i.imgur.com/a5xdQYX.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 05, 2023, 08:04:18 PM
oh that's your thing.

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2023, 08:20:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/wHK57ak.png)

:drudge :drudge :drudge

MENTAL ILLNESS PLEASE CALL THE POLICE HOW DARE HE TELL A WOMAN WHAT TO DO WITHOUT ASKING HER

When he says dominate and assert he clearly means physical abuse. When he says check her he means he's going to slap her oh dear, oh god

(https://i.imgur.com/0G3LHxX.jpg)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 05, 2023, 08:20:58 PM
Whyd you think I was white?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 05, 2023, 09:20:44 PM
Oh lord, he actually thinks that cringe pick up artist tier shit makes him look badass :era :dead
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2023, 09:42:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/zX5EcQX.jpg)

I'm starting to understand why you guys, and I use that term loosely, are so mad at little old me just articulating how successful I am when I assert with women. It comes from a place of insecurity. It's why you spend your entire time talking mess about people on a site you hate so much. You could argue that it's normal to hate watch, like for instance a tv show, but hate watching a tv show normally requires one hour out of the week versus the multitude of hours you guys spend obsessed about people on another site not only here but also on your Discord.

It's even worse than I thought. You probably lack power and agency in some parts of your lives so you have to spend it bullying others online, or making fun of REEE your whole hours of the day. You are pathetic worms. Not only can you not tell a woman what you're going to do to her without fear of repercussions, you also have a constant urge to tower over others. I'm a pretty easy going and kind person but one thing I don't tolerate are people that treat others badly and I will not acquiesce from my divine duty to remind you how cucked you all are. You claim to be in relationships but given by your behavior you act just like the teachers in Pink Floyd's The Happiest Days Of Our Lives.

(https://i.imgur.com/4mLHm3m.gif)

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When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who
Would hurt the children in any way they could (Oof!)
By pouring their derision upon anything we did
Exposing every weakness
However, carefully hidden by the kid
But in the town, it was well known, when they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives

Cucked then, cucked now. Being a complete taco is forever.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2023, 09:49:28 PM
You ugly fuckers think you can take over this site, have everyone else leave, and ruin it with your bullshit? Do I look like a sniveling leftist? "B-b-b-b-b-ban them so we can post again!!!" :heh Fuck no. Think again. I'm not going anywhere. You will be continuously reminded how lame you all are and you will pray for ruining what was once a good site. I will make your time here miserable, you pathetic worm mealed cucks.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 05, 2023, 10:18:22 PM
Can entire meltdowns posts get on the newsfeed? Great content.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 05, 2023, 11:09:14 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 05, 2023, 07:43:21 PM
Where did I claim to be an alpha male in that paragraph? Like I said, it's all a projection on your part.
Quote from: Himu on July 05, 2023, 07:58:19 PM
shows your girlfriend is probably cheating on you. ... Good Lord, I feel sorry for your girlfriend. She has such a bitch washing her drawers and kissing her ass.

Especially in an online dating environment you must dominate/assert yourself immediately. if you don't, someone else will, and you will lose your lunch. ...

Give me your girls number so I can steal her, Cauli. Then again, she's definitely stolen already.
Quote from: Himu on July 05, 2023, 09:42:03 PM
I'm starting to understand why you guys, and I use that term loosely ... It comes from a place of insecurity. ... It's even worse than I thought. You probably lack power and agency in some parts of your lives ... You are pathetic worms. Not only can you not tell a woman what you're going to do to her without fear of repercussions, you also have a constant urge to tower over others. ... I will not acquiesce from my divine duty to remind you how cucked you all are.
Quote from: Himu on July 05, 2023, 09:49:28 PM
Do I look like a sniveling leftist? "B-b-b-b-b-ban them so we can post again!!!" :heh Fuck no. Think again. I'm not going anywhere. You will be continuously reminded how lame you all are and you will pray for ruining what was once a good site. I will make your time here miserable, you pathetic worm mealed cucks.
:hmm
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bork on July 06, 2023, 12:45:36 AM
(https://media.tenor.com/pJAD4l0yQAsAAAAi/eddie-murphy-what.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 06, 2023, 01:54:47 AM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on July 05, 2023, 08:20:58 PM
Whyd you think I was white?

https://imgur.io/krsQ4sZ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 06, 2023, 02:47:29 AM
i cant tell if he thinks he's matt or robin.

He's actually ben.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 06, 2023, 04:28:21 AM
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I'm a pretty easy going and kind person but one thing I don't tolerate are people that treat others badly

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Being a complete taco is forever.

Also using pink floyd lyrics to end your post is fucking :delicious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 06, 2023, 12:22:57 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 05, 2023, 09:42:03 PM
I'm starting to understand why you guys, and I use that term loosely, are so mad at little old me just articulating how successful I am when I assert with women.

Quote from: Himu on July 03, 2023, 08:05:31 AM
Anyways, the Wali rejected me and I'm fucking heart broken.

Quote from: Himu on July 03, 2023, 08:05:31 AM
We connected through her Autism

 :wut
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 10, 2023, 12:34:55 AM
At a point now where women are coming to me and I have to turn them down.

Especially at work, women will smile and ask me my name and we talk a bit and they say they want to see me again. Sometimes I have to tell them that's not going to happen.

I work two jobs. One of those jobs is at the airport.

Today alone, United worker wanted to get to know me after work. Had to turn her down because the lifestyle of a flight attendant...yeah. We aren't compatible.

Female coworker wanted any excuse to touch me.

Manager is attracted to me but keeps it under wraps. Saw of her fellow managers walk up to her and get on his knees like a cornball when bringing her her lunch. She laughed but backed away. Being nice and cornball does nothing in the hierarchy of humanity. Being assertive and dominant assures victory. When she talks to me she wants to know more about me.

There's a woman I've been getting to know and she works in one terminal. I'm being shipped out to another terminal. Today I went to say goodbye to her and we are going to keep talking despite the distance.

A Muslim sister wants me to marry one of her daughters. :sabu She literally told me,"Pick one." :sabu

I got a DM from a Muslim sister from one of my groups. She's on the older side but told me some women her age have an interest in me. What a shocker.

After my time in New York, especially during a pandemic, I really don't think there's anything any person could possibly do to me. I'm confident in my abilities. I'm not posting this to humble brag but to measure my current success with what I used to be: someone that struggled with eye contact, had a slouchy posture, and low self esteem. It's really night and day. I said before to dominate a woman immediately. Honestly, every person needs to be dominated, or at least tested. I managed to conquer my fear of eye contact and look every person in the eye. They turn their eyes away, and I'm still looking them in the eyes. If it's a woman, I'll throw in a smirk. It works very frequently. Having a deep voice really, really helps.

Men that don't hold eye contact are interesting. Even more interesting is noting a man's handshake. You can tell a lot about a person on whether or not they hold eye contact and their handshake. My Imam gives the strongest grip of a handshake and he helped inspire me to not be afraid to show the world who you are and just give them a strong shake. I've noticed the more men respect you the better women treat you.

Allah really did make us to be primitive animals.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 10, 2023, 12:53:14 AM
In one of my Muslim groups this was posted today:

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Let's say you been in talks with someone for about 3 solid months everything going great y'all following all the rules you are double dating with a married couple tonight the date is at his house y'all will have a light dinner after dinner 2 of his sisters show up with a bag he ask you to go try on the outfit that's in the bag and let him see you with it on you come back out to show him and one of his sisters you like the outfit and it gives him a chance to see your figure before marriage. he likes it then he say in a calm kind voice do you think we can exercise together and get you to drop about 40 pounds in the mid area do you feel offended and call everything off or do you lose the weight?....

My response:

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Thinking about it, it should definitely be cut off. A man should lead his family. Real leaders lead by example. It's hard out here and almost all Americans are overweight. So if he wants her to lose weight he should lead by example and be living an active, healthy, fit lifestyle himself. He should he like,"baby, we need to get in shape. Both of us. Our future family needs to be healthy. I've seen what being overweight can do to a family and cause early partings and good byes. So let's be a good example to our future children and lose weight together. How bout it?"

If it's not that cut him off.

But she should cut this particular guy off anyways because he tried to see her figure before marriage which is creep status.


It got me thinking.

I really want to highlight how hypocritical a lot of men are. A lot of these "alpha male" type guys rant about promiscuous women when they're smashing and passing without remorse. If a man tells a woman to do something, but he's not doing it himself he's a piece of shit. I hear all these excuses.  "bubububut the male SEX DRIVE!!!!"

(https://i.imgur.com/rd5Uhke.jpg)

I may have called Janelle Monae a whore for her latest antics, and I was wrong for that, but in that time I haven't bedding women just because I can.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 10, 2023, 02:59:37 AM
I'd like to try dating some foreign women. anyone not from the americas
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 15, 2023, 08:38:30 PM
I was living vicariously through himu

whats up with the bitches?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 15, 2023, 08:54:29 PM
I held my dads hand as he died three years ago. Pretty sure at this point I have zero fear of anything but Allah. I am telling you, domination and behavior supersedes all else: money, status, whatever. The other day I met a new boss and it was a woman. I gave her a firm handshake and looked her in the eyes as said above. She told me expressively that I am a tough man. I barely said a word. Men will treat you way differently depending on how you carry yourself and with that, comes with the respect of women, which results of women trying to get with you. Even more so if you're short and you carry yourself like a real man. A lot of tall guys think they measure up just because they're tall but in reality they're just scared bitches. Same thing with a lot of buff dudes. You can deduce someone's psychological profile within seconds without a word spoken how someone else is placed in the social hierarchy. Photography especially has allowed me to gain this skill. You can meet someone that is rich but carries themselves like a coward but meet a bum that carries himself like a king. It's truly fascinating once you see through it all, and women are always determining and measuring a man's true strength. That Benjipwns libertarian "we're all equal" is utter bullshit and women especially know the truth: that men are supposed to be better than them and if you aren't they won't respect you an iota.

That boss that shook my hand I deduced is a highly successful manager that struggles to turn it off when she gets home so she appreciates men that dominate her. Unfortunately few man can. Sad.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 15, 2023, 09:03:47 PM
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I gave her a firm handshake and looked her in the eyes as said above. She told me expressively that I am a tough man. I barely said a word.

That boss that shook my hand I deduced is a highly successful manager that struggles to turn it off when she gets home so she appreciates men that dominate her. Unfortunately few man can. Sad.

You are a broken, hypersexualized person.

Even if this isn't actually you and you're just having fun, this is what some think, and to those I say I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Hap Shaughnessy on July 15, 2023, 09:21:28 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 03, 2023, 01:33:43 AM
with a one way stop straight into Satan's rectum.

 :rock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 15, 2023, 10:23:25 PM
A lot of women in management want to give nice handshakes except they aren't getting them in return because they're seen as "weak" by a lot of men. Women respect men that aren't afraid to show strength to them. Women are anything but weak, though. They're absolutely ruthless and arguably more mentally strong than modern men. This is precisely why my boss gave me a compliment for giving her a nice, firm handshake.

I used to think that a lot of this stuff was just theatre. Handshakes, stuff like that. But it's really not. We live in a society that tells men "it's okay to cry". Sure, but not in front of you. The result is feminized men that society has helped create that only adds to our pain.

It's fascinating learning that a lot of stuff we as a generation passed off as "boomers are just sexist, overly machismo" turned out to be the correct way of seeing the world. Men shouldn't cry, and if they do they should do so privately or after something truly devastating like your dog dying. I saw my dad cry only once in my life. He didn't even cry at his mothers funeral. Those tears? When we put our dog Bo to sleep. He cried because he was a good dog.

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on July 15, 2023, 09:03:47 PM
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I gave her a firm handshake and looked her in the eyes as said above. She told me expressively that I am a tough man. I barely said a word.

That boss that shook my hand I deduced is a highly successful manager that struggles to turn it off when she gets home so she appreciates men that dominate her. Unfortunately few man can. Sad.

You are a broken, hypersexualized person.

Even if this isn't actually you and you're just having fun, this is what some think, and to those I say I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.

I'm not broken at all. In fact, I'm the most whole I've ever been. You are just unable to, or unwilling to, accept the truth of society because it breaks your heart how truly animalistic humans are. We are not "evolved". The Holocaust was less than 100 years ago. Iraq War less than 20. Unlike me, you haven't accepted the truth that all humans are sinful creatures probably because you don't even believe in sin. We are sinful and will always be sinful, imperfect creatures looking out for pure self interest. The utopia of Star Trek will never happen. You claim I am broken but the reality is that we are all are. That's what you can't accept, that you can't swallow, because it implicates you as well.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 15, 2023, 10:38:35 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 15, 2023, 10:23:25 PM
A lot of women in management want to give nice handshakes except they aren't getting them in return because they're seen as "weak" by a lot of men. Women respect men that aren't afraid to show strength to them. Women are anything but weak, though. They're absolutely ruthless and arguably more mentally strong than modern men. This is precisely why my boss gave me a compliment for giving her a nice, firm handshake.

I used to think that a lot of this stuff was just theatre. Handshakes, stuff like that. But it's really not. We live in a society that tells men "it's okay to cry". Sure, but not in front of you. The result is feminized men that society has helped create that only adds to our pain.

It's fascinating learning that a lot of stuff we as a generation passed off as "boomers are just sexist, overly machismo" turned out to be the correct way of seeing the world. Men shouldn't cry, and if they do they should do so privately or after something truly devastating like your dog dying. I saw my dad cry only once in my life. He didn't even cry at his mothers funeral. Those tears? When we put our dog Bo to sleep. He cried because he was a good dog.

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on July 15, 2023, 09:03:47 PM
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I gave her a firm handshake and looked her in the eyes as said above. She told me expressively that I am a tough man. I barely said a word.

That boss that shook my hand I deduced is a highly successful manager that struggles to turn it off when she gets home so she appreciates men that dominate her. Unfortunately few man can. Sad.

You are a broken, hypersexualized person.

Even if this isn't actually you and you're just having fun, this is what some think, and to those I say I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.

I'm not broken at all. In fact, I'm the most whole I've ever been. You are just unable to, or unwilling to, accept the truth of society because it breaks your heart how truly animalistic humans are. But unlike me, you haven't accepted the truth that all humans are sinful creatures probably because you don't even believe in sin. You claim I am broken but the reality is that we are all are. That's what you can't accept, that you can't swallow, because it implicates you as well.


It COMPLETELY "implicates" me. For whatever the hell implication means in your right or wrong world is.

I have no debate with you that people are animalistic and instinctive and selfish pieces of shits.

It's just that you think you're not and you have to make this two level grade where you're just *slightly* above.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 15, 2023, 10:42:02 PM
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A lot of women in management want to give nice handshakes except they aren't getting them in return because they're seen as "weak" by a lot of men. Women respect men that aren't afraid to show strength to them. Women are anything but weak, though. They're absolutely ruthless and arguably more mentally strong than modern men. This is precisely why my boss gave me a compliment for giving her a nice, firm handshake.

I just caught this, and this was actually what I was going to explain to him. 

It's like you're working through every possible incarnation. Jet.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 15, 2023, 10:47:07 PM
I never claimed to be perfect once in any of this. I own up to my flaws. In all of this, I've said repeatedly that it all comes down to the man. I own up to my failures and I like failing because it means I get an opportunity to learning something. I am merely expressing myself in a manner that I only know how, in a form of communication that it was designed for. Where else am I supposed to articulate what I've seen in society? Facebook? Nope. I will articulate what I notice in humanity thank you very much. In what way do I think I'm above if I admitted in the very last post that I was wrong about my viewing of the world? It's quite the opposite.

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on July 15, 2023, 10:42:02 PM
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A lot of women in management want to give nice handshakes except they aren't getting them in return because they're seen as "weak" by a lot of men. Women respect men that aren't afraid to show strength to them. Women are anything but weak, though. They're absolutely ruthless and arguably more mentally strong than modern men. This is precisely why my boss gave me a compliment for giving her a nice, firm handshake.

I just caught this, and this was actually what I was going to explain to him. 

I'm the person that wrote it.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 15, 2023, 11:14:23 PM
which drug are you on right now?

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In all of this, I've said repeatedly that it all comes down to the man.

Why?

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In what way do I think I'm above if I admitted in the very last post that I was wrong about my viewing of the world? It's quite the opposite.

Every single time you think every woman is smelling your dick as you walk by.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 16, 2023, 12:11:45 AM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on July 15, 2023, 11:14:23 PM
which drug are you on right now?

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In all of this, I've said repeatedly that it all comes down to the man.

Why?

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In what way do I think I'm above if I admitted in the very last post that I was wrong about my viewing of the world? It's quite the opposite.

Every single time you think every woman is smelling your dick as you walk by.

I don't necessarily think so. You are interpreting this as the case. Not necessarily smelling my piece, but I think I've definitely found a medium where I can gain the respect of both men and women. I never claimed I'm every woman's cup of tea. But I'm far more pleasant and by far more attractive to women than I used to be when I didn't believe in myself. After a lifetime of struggling with women I don't think it's wrong of me to appreciate that I can now date multiple women at once to determine which one is right for me. That's all. I really like women. How you interpret that as me saying,"all women like me!!!" is beyond me, but it smells of insecurity that you would reach that far. All praises are due to Allah for helping me understand a man's role and a woman's role in society.

I am completely sober.

It comes down to the man because I've said plenty of times in all of this that women look to strong men. Women despite how society portrays them to be, are far more sexist than men are. It's why even feminists expect a traditional gender role from men they are with and are often turned off by more feminist, egalitarian men. Women, in their heart of hearts, just wanted security. Backup. They just wanted to be able to work and not rely solely on a man. What happens when their husband dies? Or they get a divorce? In the old world their only alternative was to get married to another man or stay eternally trapped to marriage with an abusive man. This made women eternally beholdened to men. So they fought to be able to work and make their own money which made them independent of men. But despite their battles in the workplace where they want to be seen as equals, they don't want to be seen as equals romantically, and you will fail time and time again if you treat them romantically as equals. This means they expect tradition to prevail and they expect a man to lead. Telling them what to do (this is why you don't ask a woman what she wants for dinner, very rarely do they know and they want you to say,"let's go here, let's do this" etc), setting the tone, setting the expectations, leading the relationship. This means it's on a man to stoke the attraction and act on it. Women very rarely act on attraction or are the first to make a move. Usually they will give a man signs and expect him to act on it. Therefore, as a man you must start right and end right. This doesn't mean you're for every woman, and you obviously have to vet every woman you get with. I have argued all of this for pages from a sociological but more importantly, biological, framework. Men are men and women are women regardless of our origins. A relationship often fails on the hands of what a man is doing or has done. It is a man's job to provide and protect women and women look up to men as leaders. This doesn't mean that women are incapable of doing wrong, but it's a man's duty to make sure the relationship is a success overwhelmingly because women, romantically, are under men and women like it that way. Therefore, since they are under us, it's up to us to drive the relationship to success. If the relationship fails we fail. This is 100% self reliance, self responsibility mindset. You will notice if a woman loses attraction often it's something you as a man did. This is also why 50-50 doesn't work.

Look in your heart, you know it to be true. You think a woman goes for a submissive man? Why? If she does she must be domineering. And masculine men know how to lead. Leading well means knowing when to lead and when to follow. In relationship terms, the man is the captain. the woman is the navigator. At the end of the day, even if the navigator is wrong it's still the captain's call and he has to sink with the ship like a good captain and assume responsibility for his actions. That is the self sacrifice manhood entails and requires.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 16, 2023, 02:08:12 AM
Quote from: Himu on July 15, 2023, 08:54:29 PM
That Benjipwns libertarian "we're all equal" is utter bullshit
Quote from: benjipwns on July 03, 2023, 10:58:06 AM
only to receive delusional mindreading, weird attempts at personal attacks and elaborate accusations in return.
Quote from: benjipwns on June 06, 2023, 01:12:28 AM
you argued against something that wasn't even said including in one instance borderline arguing against the explicit opposite
Quote from: benjipwns on June 06, 2023, 01:12:28 AM
You don't even know my position on any of these topics ... you still unleashed a diatribe against those assumptions you held anyway.
Don't stop, eventually the strawmen in your head will stop attacking you for having pierced the veil and convert.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 16, 2023, 02:18:01 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on July 16, 2023, 02:08:12 AM
pierced the veil
:rock
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 16, 2023, 02:22:04 AM
Actually coincidentally just really discovered them, I had knew of them but never really listened except to a song here or there.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 16, 2023, 03:51:49 AM
Quote from: Himu on July 16, 2023, 12:11:45 AM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on July 15, 2023, 11:14:23 PM
which drug are you on right now?

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In all of this, I've said repeatedly that it all comes down to the man.

Why?

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In what way do I think I'm above if I admitted in the very last post that I was wrong about my viewing of the world? It's quite the opposite.

Every single time you think every woman is smelling your dick as you walk by.

I don't necessarily think so. You are interpreting this as the case. Not necessarily smelling my piece, but I think I've definitely found a medium where I can gain the respect of both men and women. I never claimed I'm every woman's cup of tea. But I'm far more pleasant and by far more attractive to women than I used to be when I didn't believe in myself. After a lifetime of struggling with women I don't think it's wrong of me to appreciate that I can now date multiple women at once to determine which one is right for me. That's all. I really like women. How you interpret that as me saying,"all women like me!!!" is beyond me, but it smells of insecurity that you would reach that far. All praises are due to Allah for helping me understand a man's role and a woman's role in society.

I am completely sober.

It comes down to the man because I've said plenty of times in all of this that women look to strong men. Women despite how society portrays them to be, are far more sexist than men are. It's why even feminists expect a traditional gender role from men they are with and are often turned off by more feminist, egalitarian men. Women, in their heart of hearts, just wanted security. Backup. They just wanted to be able to work and not rely solely on a man. What happens when their husband dies? Or they get a divorce? In the old world their only alternative was to get married to another man or stay eternally trapped to marriage with an abusive man. This made women eternally beholdened to men. So they fought to be able to work and make their own money which made them independent of men. But despite their battles in the workplace where they want to be seen as equals, they don't want to be seen as equals romantically, and you will fail time and time again if you treat them romantically as equals. This means they expect tradition to prevail and they expect a man to lead. Telling them what to do (this is why you don't ask a woman what she wants for dinner, very rarely do they know and they want you to say,"let's go here, let's do this" etc), setting the tone, setting the expectations, leading the relationship. This means it's on a man to stoke the attraction and act on it. Women very rarely act on attraction or are the first to make a move. Usually they will give a man signs and expect him to act on it. Therefore, as a man you must start right and end right. This doesn't mean you're for every woman, and you obviously have to vet every woman you get with. I have argued all of this for pages from a sociological but more importantly, biological, framework. Men are men and women are women regardless of our origins. A relationship often fails on the hands of what a man is doing or has done. It is a man's job to provide and protect women and women look up to men as leaders. This doesn't mean that women are incapable of doing wrong, but it's a man's duty to make sure the relationship is a success overwhelmingly because women, romantically, are under men and women like it that way. Therefore, since they are under us, it's up to us to drive the relationship to success. If the relationship fails we fail. This is 100% self reliance, self responsibility mindset. You will notice if a woman loses attraction often it's something you as a man did. This is also why 50-50 doesn't work.

Look in your heart, you know it to be true. You think a woman goes for a submissive man? Why? If she does she must be domineering. And masculine men know how to lead. Leading well means knowing when to lead and when to follow. In relationship terms, the man is the captain. the woman is the navigator. At the end of the day, even if the navigator is wrong it's still the captain's call and he has to sink with the ship like a good captain and assume responsibility for his actions. That is the self sacrifice manhood entails and requires.

lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 16, 2023, 04:20:41 AM
Decided to watch this in honor of our fallen woman himu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZKAA5DRF4A
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 16, 2023, 07:34:42 AM
Quote from: Himu on July 15, 2023, 10:47:07 PM
In what way do I think I'm above if I admitted in the very last post that I was wrong about my viewing of the world? It's quite the opposite.
Because you didn't articulate the reasons for the change, you simply declared the old belief false/deprecated and the new belief correct/superior. Why is the old belief incorrect? You never say, you simply declared it so and brag about how much better off you are now that you've changed beliefs. This has been the recurrent position that I pointed to originally weeks ago, you're not trying to convince, you're trying to berate and insult others into converting without giving them a reason why other than to avoid your treatment of them.
Quote from: Himu on July 15, 2023, 10:23:25 PM
I used to think that a lot of this stuff was just theatre. Handshakes, stuff like that. But it's really not. We live in a society that tells men "it's okay to cry". Sure, but not in front of you. The result is feminized men that society has helped create that only adds to our pain.

It's fascinating learning that a lot of stuff we as a generation passed off as "boomers are just sexist, overly machismo" turned out to be the correct way of seeing the world. Men shouldn't cry, and if they do they should do so privately or after something truly devastating like your dog dying. I saw my dad cry only once in my life. He didn't even cry at his mothers funeral. Those tears? When we put our dog Bo to sleep. He cried because he was a good dog.
Quote from: Himu on July 15, 2023, 10:23:25 PM
I'm not broken at all. In fact, I'm the most whole I've ever been. You are just unable to, or unwilling to, accept the truth of society because it breaks your heart how truly animalistic humans are. We are not "evolved". The Holocaust was less than 100 years ago. Iraq War less than 20. Unlike me, you haven't accepted the truth that all humans are sinful creatures probably because you don't even believe in sin. We are sinful and will always be sinful, imperfect creatures looking out for pure self interest. The utopia of Star Trek will never happen. You claim I am broken but the reality is that we are all are. That's what you can't accept, that you can't swallow, because it implicates you as well.
I can accept the truth of these premises and still reject your conclusions. That's the reason you're constantly resorting to making incorrect claims about my positions (I can't speak for others), you seemingly can't comprehend that I see the logic leading to different conclusions from the same premises. To take what I quoted above you contend that my position must be that everyone is completely equal when this is the complete opposite of my position, the problem is that you don't follow the reasoning of how I get to my position that the appropriate moral default is we should treat individuals equally until our knowledge of their inequality informs us as to how they differ. The dispute does not result from my taking a position that men and women are entirely undifferentiated and therefore you have ascended to a higher connection with reality but from my position that all individuals are different and that you therefore are erasing the nuances by aggregating all men (edit: or rather, there are two classes of men, the life coaches and the cucks) and all women into singular masses whose individual preferences do not exist and are simply base desires established by evolution intelligent design. Within seconds you claim intimate knowledge of a woman you just met based on your claimed elevated knowledge of predetermined humanity. This is yet again another example where you, devoted declared enemy of the progressives, is adopting the most absurd and extreme beliefs of the progressives and following them to the same conclusion while only developing a different specific temporal position because you adhere to a different authority (whatever sect of Islam and YouTube) from the one (Western academia and Twitter) they do.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 16, 2023, 07:39:01 AM
you can speak for me benji san

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 16, 2023, 09:57:25 AM
Himu, it’s unfair that this wealth of knowledge is only available on a dead website. Please share your wisdom with the rest of the world. The people deserve to know this lost and forbidden knowledge. Make sure to post the YouTube and TikTok links here so we can all in be in awe of the master :bow :bow2
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on July 16, 2023, 10:39:58 AM
Quote from: Himu on July 15, 2023, 10:23:25 PM
Men shouldn't cry, and if they do they should do so privately or after something truly devastating like your dog dying. I saw my dad cry only once in my life. He didn't even cry at his mothers funeral. Those tears? When we put our dog Bo to sleep. He cried because he was a good dog.

Many muslims believe dogs are filthy and tainted. They are ritually unclean, as is anything that comes into contact with their saliva.
Many will not even touch a dog because of this. Many more believe they exist only for utilitarian purposes like guarding property and should not be owned for companionship.

Is this what you consider a 'correct' man to be? An exemplar you should follow?
Someone that will not mourn the human being that gave them life as they would a beast barely acknowledged in your own religion?

How do you reconcile this?

If you had a daughter, would you want to demonstrate that her life is worth less than a filthy impure dog to you?

Can you at least consider that you are learning the wrong lessons from the wrong people?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 16, 2023, 03:22:25 PM
Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on July 16, 2023, 10:39:58 AM
Quote from: Himu on July 15, 2023, 10:23:25 PM
Men shouldn't cry, and if they do they should do so privately or after something truly devastating like your dog dying. I saw my dad cry only once in my life. He didn't even cry at his mothers funeral. Those tears? When we put our dog Bo to sleep. He cried because he was a good dog.

Many muslims believe dogs are filthy and tainted. They are ritually unclean, as is anything that comes into contact with their saliva.
Many will not even touch a dog because of this. Many more believe they exist only for utilitarian purposes like guarding property and should not be owned for companionship.

Is this what you consider a 'correct' man to be? An exemplar you should follow?
Someone that will not mourn the human being that gave them life as they would a beast barely acknowledged in your own religion?

How do you reconcile this?

If you had a daughter, would you want to demonstrate that her life is worth less than a filthy impure dog to you?

Can you at least consider that you are learning the wrong lessons from the wrong people?

My dad was not Muslim. I converted. Dogs are still creatures of Allah and should be treated with kindness and love. I still pet dogs regularly. In NYC, even after converting to Islam, I greeted every single dog I met on the street. I just wash my hands after. Dogs are lovely animals and are not haram in Islam. You are gravely mistaken and they dogs have a specific role in society as humans helpers. They can take on many tasks. You seem to be the real fundamentalist here, something you haven't considered. In fact, your gotcha shows you aren't as smart as you think you are. A cursory google search show dogs are used in the most Muslim of societies.

https://english.alarabiya.net/coronavirus/2020/07/31/Coronavirus-UAE-s-police-dogs-first-in-the-world-to-successfully-sniff-out-COVID-19

(https://i.imgur.com/ijAU3pa.png)

Not only can you not observe life, you cannot even Google.

Who said girls lives are lesser than dogs? I don't think you've comprehended a single thing I've written. Women are under the care of men. Women biologically want a strong man that cares for them. Not only financially as is the common trope, but also emotionally and physically. Women's brains are structured differently than men's. Women's brains multi-task better and they use more of their brain at once than men do. But this also means that women cannot handle a lot of stress because their brains take in a lot at once. It's too much for them. Women are literally built differently than men and this means that women need men to care for them. Have empathy for women. Women, under too much stress, crumble. They alreaedy do enough already. They get pregnant, they have babies, they help raise families. That's enough already. They deserve to live in comfort. This is why women need, biologically, comfortable rooms and comfortable areas with a bunch of pretty shit and furniture while us guys can survive in a room that's nothing but a mattress and a tv and a PlayStation and have no complaints. The fact you would debate this shows you probably don't have a single protective instinct in your body. There's a reason men are taught to hold doors for women. There's a men are taught to give their seat for women. There's a reason men are taught to walk on the street side for when on the sidewalk when walking with a woman.

Also, men tend to die earlier than women. 10-20 years earlier than women. My grandfather died in 2006. Grandma is still alive. A man's duty is to care for the women under his care, even his mother. This is what it means to be the "man of the house". You, as a man, must care for her even after death.

I've learned the right lessons and these observations of the world did not come from Islam. You disagree with it because you society has tricked you that men and women are equal and the same. Just one has titties and vagina and the other has a dick. We are not and that's not the case.

There's a reason why college educated women struggle finding mates. Because women marry up, but the higher they get the less men that are better than them there is, limiting their pool. This is one of the double edge swords of feminism. Yet despite this, if I had a daughter, I would still advise her to get educated (just find her husband in school). Why? Even housewives need backup plans in case their husband dies. She must know how to survive on her own, but make no mistake she needs men.

My occupation is photographer. I shoot people and social documentary. It is my job to think of social apparatus and systems and mechanisms. You think this came from Islam?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 16, 2023, 03:26:06 PM
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Women are under the care of men

shut the fuck up.

Do you not see your misogyny?

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My occupation is photographer. I shoot people and social documentary. It is my job to think of social apparatus and systems and mechanisms. You think this came from Islam?

your a creeper making up stories of people
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 16, 2023, 03:33:49 PM
"Shut the fuck up"

You act like a woman and then you get mad when you're called a feg.

It's okay for women to act like women. They're women. But a man must aspire to higher character.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Lonewulfeus on July 16, 2023, 04:00:00 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 16, 2023, 03:33:49 PM
"Shut the fuck up"

You act like a woman and then you get mad when you're called a feg.

It's okay for women to act like women. They're women. But a man must aspire to higher character.

Literally women are lesser than men.  Jesus you’re the worst.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 16, 2023, 04:56:30 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 16, 2023, 03:22:25 PM
Women are literally built differently than men and this means that women need men to care for them. Have empathy for women. Women, under too much stress, crumble.
Unlike men who are always resilient in all circumstances and always think clearly under stress. Even when a Wali, a man, rejects them. Or when a forum, of cucks, criticizes them or YouTube life coaches.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on July 16, 2023, 05:52:50 PM
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Not only can you not observe life, you cannot even Google.

I need to frame this and hang it in my office :delicious
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 16, 2023, 06:46:35 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 16, 2023, 03:33:49 PM
"Shut the fuck up"

You act like a woman and then you get mad when you're called a feg.

It's okay for women to act like women. They're women. But a man must aspire to higher character.

Lol

True alpha
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 16, 2023, 07:01:34 PM
I have been gone for years, what the fuck happened to himu

I mean Jesus christ
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 16, 2023, 08:14:10 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 16, 2023, 10:16:23 PM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on July 16, 2023, 07:01:34 PM
I have been gone for years, what the fuck happened to himu

I mean Jesus christ

He achieved levels of enlightenment we dare not dream of.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 16, 2023, 10:28:22 PM
Himu says he's Muslim

Himu says he shook a woman's hand

Per Muslim law he's now going to hell

Biggest oof
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 16, 2023, 10:44:24 PM
egads.  Thats fucking dire


anyhoo I’m having a baby yall
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on July 16, 2023, 10:49:09 PM
Some of these posts aren't sounding very supportive.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 17, 2023, 12:10:42 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on July 16, 2023, 10:44:24 PM
egads.  Thats fucking dire

anyhoo I’m having a baby yall

Congrats!

Do you know if it will be a boy or a farm animal?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 17, 2023, 10:07:54 AM
I'm loathed to do this, but it's a slow monday:

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Not only can you not observe life, you cannot even Google.

Who said girls lives are lesser than dogs? I don't think you've comprehended a single thing I've written. Women are under the care of men.


You just LITERALLY said women are things be taken care of by men.


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Women biologically want a strong man that cares for them. Not only financially as is the common trope, but also emotionally and physically. Women's brains are structured differently than men's. Women's brains multi-task better and they use more of their brain at once than men do. But this also means that women cannot handle a lot of stress because their brains take in a lot at once. It's too much for them. Women are literally built differently than men and this means that women need men to care for them.

Have you ever actually lived with a woman? Or talked to your mom?  or just been like "how are you" to another woman?

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Have empathy for women. Women, under too much stress, crumble. They alreaedy do enough already. They get pregnant, they have babies, they help raise families. That's enough already. They deserve to live in comfort. This is why women need, biologically, comfortable rooms and comfortable areas with a bunch of pretty shit and furniture while us guys can survive in a room that's nothing but a mattress and a tv and a PlayStation and have no complaints.

"They" don't get pregnant.  You wanting to leave in a concrete room with just video games doesn't make you a man. It makes you an infantile.

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 The fact you would debate this shows you probably don't have a single protective instinct in your body. There's a reason men are taught to hold doors for women. There's a men are taught to give their seat for women. There's a reason men are taught to walk on the street side for when on the sidewalk when walking with a woman.

Yea, the bullshit ideal you've warped into your mind about woman being feeble.

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Also, men tend to die earlier than women. 10-20 years earlier than women. My grandfather died in 2006. Grandma is still alive. A man's duty is to care for the women under his care, even his mother. This is what it means to be the "man of the house". You, as a man, must care for her even after death.

I fucking dare you to take all the shit youve said in this thread in a print out and red it to your grandma.

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I've learned the right lessons and these observations of the world did not come from Islam. You disagree with it because you society has tricked you that men and women are equal and the same. Just one has titties and vagina and the other has a dick. We are not and that's not the case.

There's a reason why college educated women struggle finding mates. Because women marry up, but the higher they get the less men that are better than them there is, limiting their pool. This is one of the double edge swords of feminism. Yet despite this, if I had a daughter, I would still advise her to get educated (just find her husband in school). Why? Even housewives need backup plans in case their husband dies. She must know how to survive on her own, but make no mistake she needs men.

My occupation is photographer. I shoot people and social documentary. It is my job to think of social apparatus and systems and mechanisms. You think this came from Islam?

People marry up, and stupid fucking ideas like the ones you keep spouting is why  they pass.

It's not feminism, it's not man hating, it's fucking idiocy they are rejected.

As a photographer, you need to look at the circumstances instead of the subject.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 19, 2023, 02:26:24 PM
You disagree that a man should be dominant and assertive. :yeshrug We disagree on basic, clear terms. Women like kind, passionate, dominant men. This statement in itself angers you.

I never said that I aspire to just play video games. Everything I'm saying is filtered through your own processes rather than examining what I'm actually saying: men need less to be comfortable than women. Women, for obvious reasons, have a higher standard for what they define as "comfortable" or "safe". Your constant "I know what you're REALLY saying!" reminds me of a woman. I do not argue with women.

My grandmother is traditional and knows a man's duty. My cousin works and his wife stays at home taking care of their baby. She has her own business on the side.

Photography killed my social anxiety. Have you taken a picture of people, went up to them and had the courage to say,"you know, you looked really wonderful in this light. It was a nice moment. I took a photo. How do you like? Want a copy" or "you two look absolutely wonderful. I'm a photographer, here's some samples of my work. Would you like a picture? Free of charge." Do that every day, in New York City, for a few years. You'll pick up a lot of things about human behavior and non-verbal cues. I'm especially attuned to non-verbal and body behavior. Because of this, I've gotten good at looking people in the eyes and communication. I've also worked jobs at bars and restaurants where I'm interacting with lots and lots of people. In NYC, I'd make it my goal to interact with as many people as possible, which is far more likely than other places due to the amount of foot traffic. I have practiced for years, and I have now fine tuned it. I'm pretty good at getting good at art, whether it's drawing or photography. I've been applying the same thing to social skills.

The only person who can test what I've done is Beezy. The others, besides maybe Tiesto, don't know how fierce and competitive dating in New York is like. Beezy, when you go out, look every single person in the eyes. Don't scrunch your brow. Give them kind, gentle eyes and a smile. If it's a man in the office, look him in eyes, don't turn your eyes away first, give him a firm (not crushing) handshake. With women, look them in the eyes make sure they're soft eyes, really look in to the color of them and admire them. Women are tougher than men at this because they practice it daily with other women. When you see two women talk they always look each other in the eyes. So they have better practice. But you're a man, and they know you're supposed to be stronger than them. Some will be tough and keep eye contact at a long period. Don't be the first to look away. Give her a slight smile. When she looks away, you've won. When she looks away, you look away, when she looks back look back at her, give her a smirk. After that you can stop looking her in the eyes because it'll be seen as aggressive. She might have her interest piqued and ask your name, which is the clear you need to make something happen. You can say a lot without saying anything at all. Look every single person in the eyes, young or old, and see what happens to them in terms of behavior. In order to alter human behavior you need a tool to alter it with. It's like having a camera. When you shoot street people are guarded if they know you're taking photos of them. You'll take a photo of someone and if they catch you they'll be like,"are you taking a photo of me?" but if you act like you're taking photos beyond them, like a building or across the street, they let their walls down. "Oh, he's just taking a photo of across the street." Then snap it. Looking someone in the eyes is similar. It gives you a massive advantage over every other man because the majority of men are insecure and aren't doing this with women.

Obviously don't do this on the subway. I don't want you to die. Go to Washington Square Park on a weekend. Have an excuse to meet other people like a camera or something. You do rock climbing, try to get others to climb rocks and do everything above. Watch how far you get.

I really feel sorry for the women in your life, Cauli. To think they have a man in their family that thinks women shouldn't be cared for. I'm sorry but it's not commendable in any way.

A few days away and I realized I'm really different here than I am in real life. I don't like the feelings I project here at all. It's all ego and it's spiritually negative. I'm not a big fan. It resulted in me calling people things like fegs and I know some pretty cool gay people. I'm sorry for that. In this discussion I'll admit I'll say I'm wrong. Arguing for the sake of arguing is pointless and a sign of ego. Another part of me that needs fixing. *takes out list*

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on July 16, 2023, 07:01:34 PM
I have been gone for years, what the fuck happened to himu

I mean Jesus christ

I moved across the country and became a man.

Quote from: Lonewulfeus on July 16, 2023, 04:00:00 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 16, 2023, 03:33:49 PM
"Shut the fuck up"

You act like a woman and then you get mad when you're called a feg.

It's okay for women to act like women. They're women. But a man must aspire to higher character.

Literally women are lesser than men.  Jesus you’re the worst.

Not lesser. But men are capable of much more damage. Sexually, physically. Therefore, there's higher standards placed upon us in terms of behavior. A man must have higher emotional control than a woman because he's capable of violence, for example. Never trust a perma offended man. It shows he's lacking something and is not to be trusted.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 19, 2023, 04:01:16 PM
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Never trust a perma offended man. It shows he's lacking something and is not to be trusted.

:thinking
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2023, 12:42:45 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on July 16, 2023, 07:34:42 AM

Because you didn't articulate the reasons for the change, you simply declared the old belief false/deprecated and the new belief correct/superior. Why is the old belief incorrect? You never say, you simply declared it so and brag about how much better off you are now that you've changed beliefs. This has been the recurrent position that I pointed to originally weeks ago, you're not trying to convince, you're trying to berate and insult others into converting without giving them a reason why other than to avoid your treatment of them.

Yeah sure.

This isn't about Islam, it's about women and my relationship with them.

Old me was an egalitarian. I was a feminist. Black women are loud and ruthless. If you didn't fit their specific definition of manhood, even as a teenager, they would do whatever it took to humiliate you. Yet I kept keeping that train of treating women as equals my whole life. Until I moved to NYC and started dating there. Dating is easy. Wanting to find an actual relationship is hard as rock because everyone has an option, and due to foot traffic you could be replaced instantly. This makes men and women ruthless and cutthroat in romance in NYC. It is highly competitive. During this time I detransitioned and I looked at myself as a man. As I dated, I tried repeatedly to be friendly to women, treat them well. It didn't work. I would be always be ghosted or flaked on. Online, tons of women are given oodles of validation. The combination of free validation from men online tied with the cutthroat nature of NYC dating made me take a hard look at myself and I realized that the vast majority women don't want equality in a relationship. Black women especially. They were always talking about what a man has. But I'm not rich and I'm not tall, but because of being surrounded by millions of short men with girlfriends/wives every day I was reminded that using my height or lack of status was a crutch and an excuse, so I decided to work on myself.

One thing I found is that I was too timid/shy so I kept working on it. Cauli complains I sexualize women but women have to know you see them in a sexual context or else they will treat you like a friend. Even Muslim women and other religious women are like this. That's what disappointed me the most: how women say they didn't want to be sexualized but flirting with them and sexualizing / dominating them was what worked. I also realized that in the past I was too nice to women. I let women step all over me. I had relationships where the woman was manipulative or emotionally abusive. After that I decided that women have to earn a relationship with me. It works out really well and frankly, it's a healthy mindset to have. What kind of man rushes into a relationship? That woman better prove she's worth investing my time, my money, my energy. Fucking earn it. Women deserve to get the absolute minimum in a society that coddles and gives them constant validation. Then, and only then, do they respect you. Try it for yourself. You'll be disgusted and see them in a new light.

Before then, I put in maximum effort. And for what? Jack shit. And why put all the maximum effort? There's more important things in this life than women.

Until one day I realized..."wait, I have to put in maximum effort which means I just have to put in some effort but not a lot. And they want you to set the plans, send the first message, take the initiative, pay for the date;etc. which means I actually have more power than I think."

Minimum effort at the beginning stages wins. Minimum effort gets women calling you at midnight just to check on you. It's hard to respect most women once you see it. Maximum effort for a woman I don't know? :lol :lol :lol :lol EARN IT. Unlike how Instagram has these women thinking, just because she has boobs, vagina, and a pretty face doesn't make her special. I now see beyond a woman's physical characteristics and require more from her especially since physical characteristics change. Personality and how she treats me is paramount. I am never letting a woman walk all over me ever again and that's why that one b a few pages back that was playing games got treated like crap.

I took into every thing people said was toxic to desensitize myself of women and their BS. I started to imbue myself with the attitude I had as a boy. Things like "boys are better", not needing validation from a woman, being skeptical of validation from a woman (ex gf started nice and giving compliments and then it tuned into full on abuse). Too many women, thanks to the behavior of my old self, act like spoiled brats. They deserve nothing until they prove themselves and guess what. It works. Treating them as equals doesn't work, treating them as someone that needs to impress me does. Of course, you don't say that part out loud but respect must be earned. Everyone gets base kindness unless they're a jerk. But respect? That's a precious commodity, chica. Fucking earn it in this social media wasteland you're so addicted to and get dozens of simps lusting after you like pathetic hyenas, you fucking broad. Then and only then, will I open my heart to you. Few women are special and most are replaceable. It just takes that one to find that one special woman.

Islam is a completely different topic entirely. If you're interested ask away.

Quote from: benjipwns on July 16, 2023, 04:56:30 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 16, 2023, 03:22:25 PM
Women are literally built differently than men and this means that women need men to care for them. Have empathy for women. Women, under too much stress, crumble.
Unlike men who are always resilient in all circumstances and always think clearly under stress. Even when a Wali, a man, rejects them. Or when a forum, of cucks, criticizes them or YouTube life coaches.

Yeah, I thought clearly. I wasn't stressed. Disheartened, but over it within a day. Didn't cry about it, didn't drink about it. Forgot she even existed until I read this post. As said, replaceable. Unless you aren't. You think these posts indicate stress? Ha.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Nintex on July 20, 2023, 03:37:04 AM
Quote
Fucking earn it in this social media wasteland you're so addicted to and get dozens of simps lusting after you like pathetic hyenas, you fucking broad.

:lawd
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bork on July 20, 2023, 10:24:52 AM
Quote from: Himu
Not only can you not observe life, you cannot even Google.
Quote from: benjipwns
Some of these posts aren't sounding very supportive.
Quote from: Cauliflower
I fucking dare you to take all the shit youve said in this thread in a print out and red it to your grandma.
Quote from: Himu
Fucking earn it in this social media wasteland you're so addicted to and get dozens of simps lusting after you like pathetic hyenas, you fucking broad.

NEWSFEED!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2023, 11:27:49 AM
https://youtu.be/Q4tzOHZb-2g

:dead the counselor
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 24, 2023, 11:53:12 AM
I've been seeing so many YouTuber's and sorry ass Red Pill dudes on social media pass this clip around and it distills everything I've said but these dumb ass Red Pillers can't see it and say "women don't know what they want" and calling her dumb. Look at the comments.

https://youtube.com/shorts/fruSJ70MS4U

Her actual quote,"certain things are a man's job". I've been saying women are more sexist than men and deeply believe in a man's role. Meanwhile most modern men think a woman's role is subjugation and slavery thanks to white feminism. Because men think logical 2+2=4, abcd xyz, 1,2,3,4 shit and take things what women say literally when women say they want equality men think that means all the time. Women are actually talking about in terms of employment. They don't want the same jobs as men because they're women but they want access to money outside of a man so they're not stuck with a bad, weak man. There's a reason women are the ones that usually break up with a man or divorce a man rather than vice versa. Then these RPers are calling her dumb when she LITERALLY GAVE OUT THE GAME! But they refuse to listen. In the confines of a relationship a woman wants a strong man that knows his role and certainly doesn't think a relationship is about "equality". If you treat a woman as "equal" in a relationship YOU LOSE! Good day, sir! Every time! Yet these same men confuse what women want professionally with what they want romantically when she literally spit out the entire game. Then they get confused when their girl breaks up with them or they're divorced and get mad and lash out instead of solving problems.

So many men's YouTubers are full of SHIT and clearly do not understand women in any sense!

I found this dude and he seems to be the few that is on the level besides George.

https://youtu.be/zwEj2ZFmrxg

He knows exactly what he's talking about. Bro. I used to be one of those fellas that went all :what when women would say,"Where do you find good men at?" or whatever. They're right as rain and few men that don't cater to their whims exist. This nicca gets it.

More clips of women proving they're more sexist than us and deeply believe in gender norms and a man's expectations.

https://youtube.com/shorts/3lz1bK9DcTE

Her boyfriend was in UFC and he lost and when he was losing he put his hands up like a bitch.

So when I say "a man should aspire to higher character than a woman" women actually agree! I said the same comment on a Facebook weeks back when some dude was harassing a sister and posting comment after comment after comment spreading gossip. "I heard this about your ex, I heard this about your daughters;etc" The majority of the likes were women :lol

(https://i.imgur.com/M2uxmBh.jpg)

Three hearts and one care react. All by women.

Women as sexist as fuck, yo. Absolutely ruthless. Look at the comments in the above video and how the men are wah wahing about it.

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Men don't like masculine women.

There's nothing to indicate she's a masculine woman. She's just a normal ass woman and her man disgusted her by being a bitch.

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She's evil

:lol

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See this gents? Doesn’t matter what you do - she’s always looking to replace you even in your darkest moments. They never have your back.

I SMELL BITCH AND EXCUSES :crowdlaff

Even when women give it to men cold, guys refuse to accept it.

When you really think about it you have to feel sorry for women. Their options are dire. But this also means that if you're up on it, and you're a genuine dude, you will have no competition because the rest of men are that pathetic and soft.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on July 27, 2023, 09:22:52 PM
Doja Cat is dating an ugly twitch streamer theres hope for you all

https://twitter.com/rapalert6/status/1666973669946449920
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 28, 2023, 01:35:16 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on July 28, 2023, 05:29:58 AM
Quote from: james on July 27, 2023, 09:22:52 PM
Doja Cat is dating an ugly twitch streamer theres hope for you all

https://twitter.com/rapalert6/status/1666973669946449920

Looks don't matter much and he's far from ugly.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on July 28, 2023, 11:18:59 AM
Quote from: team filler on July 28, 2023, 01:35:16 AM
;)

What did this say :rage
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on July 28, 2023, 12:28:46 PM
 :nsfw
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on August 01, 2023, 11:10:55 AM
These women got it for me down bad. Dag.

Even when I back away from the ladies they come to me. One sister is making stories on facebook about me. :lol Talking about "I want to be your Mona Lisa." She did a slight pull back test but she's back after I passed it. I don't know what I'm doing causing these ladies to go into light stalker mode. "Your features are very unique. Your eyes make you look half asian." Like she been staring at my pictures. Admitting she scrolled to my first post. Talking to her and her wali this weekend. She seems serious. Let's see where it goes. She seems willing to EARN a real man.

Got some women DMing me out of the blue. I love it. the better you get with women the more they come to you rather than vice versa. Endless supply.

Being a man is great. Women choose regarding sex but make no mistake, men choose regarding relationships. So many choices out here. Saw some sorry ass Reddit post yesterday. "Fellow gamers, how do you get to spend time gaming without earning a place in the doghouse?" See, these men are CHOOSING bad women because they got their tip wet. It's a shame. They don't know how much power they got. Most dudes are like,"let her find her own hobbies." A bunch of dudes trying to fix a woman who doesn't have her own life lmao. Dudes with scarcity will always lose. My response? "By not choosing a woman that doesn't like me having my own interests and hobbies? This is a you problem." Start right, end right, my brothers.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on August 02, 2023, 05:12:33 PM
You should start a camgirl business.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on August 06, 2023, 12:57:20 AM
Things went well with lady and her wali (brother). I like making girls feel nervous and shy. It's cute. She likes me. She's Nigerian and we connect. We will see where it goes.

Some latina at work has been wanting to get at me. I don't go for co-workers, but I'm dropping this job for another one soon. If I see enough signs I'll ask for her number as I head out. Let's what happens.

Far too many women think I'll chase them and constantly validate them. Nope. Don't waste my time.

Dating is fun. Women are fun to be around. They really recharge the batteries. Lately I've been really struggling though. I could easily build a roster and just have sex with lots of women. I'm tempted to have sex with so many women and I can do this but I'm choosing not to so I can stick to my beliefs. My biology unfortunately doesn't care about beliefs and the temptation is still there. I'm going on a trip soon and I'm so tempted to just fuck my brains out. It's a challenge but it's a challenge worth enduring. Casual sex is horrific on society. God knows best.

Quote from: Raist on August 02, 2023, 05:12:33 PM
You should start a camgirl business.

That would be very, very haram. Also, disgusting.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 06, 2023, 07:21:59 PM
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1684643714818531331
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 08, 2023, 04:37:39 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2023, 11:38:17 AM
Great thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueUnpopularOpinion/comments/15ogpev/men_who_have_a_lot_of_sex_are_as_misogynistic_if/

Greater comment.

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I feel like the reality is you can embrace sexism without it being negative.
Like here’s a small example, I got a friend who liked a girl in our group. They lk had a vibe and were slowly becoming a thing. Then 1 day we were all chilling and a homeless guy walks over to our group to ask for money and this dude was terrified of the homeless guy, like terrified to where he was hiding behind the girl sort of, and after that we noticed a change in their energy like she wasn’t fw him like that anymore.  So he couldn’t understand why is it wrong for him to be scared, and I’m just like bro no girl wants to see that shit. She can be scared and hide behind me you, but you can’t be scared and hide behind her, that’s just how it is, she don’t wanna see that shit. Once she saw that, it was over.  Homeless dude came in the last 30 seconds of the game and fucked this dudes whole progress with the girl up.

Like I’m not hating on either 1, I’m just like, that’s how women are bro. They don’t wanna see you cowering in fear.  That’s how they are, not her fault she stopped liking him, she can’t help it. A guy would’ve stayed and never thought twice, but a girl that shit killed any potential for a relationship and here’s the thing, I agree with her. She got a right to her feelings, and that’s how they are.   Nothing wrong with that

Yup. Embrace positive sexism. Accept reality for what it is. Women are more sexist than men. Accept it. They can't help it.

Wow this seems familiar

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Men who are most successful with women, have a self belief that they are better than the women. Because women want to sleep with men who are better than them, not equal or lesser.

And a man believing he is better than a woman is considered misogynistic, even if he is right.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 14, 2023, 04:28:09 AM
I've been fucking this bartender for a while now  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 14, 2023, 05:34:59 AM
Quote from: team filler on August 14, 2023, 04:28:09 AM
I've been fucking this bartender for a while now  :heart

Quoted so you don’t edit you sack of shit :blessup
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 14, 2023, 04:52:33 PM
Quote from: team filler on August 14, 2023, 04:28:09 AM
I've been fucking this bartender for a while now  :heart

dm me her nudes so I can rate
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 15, 2023, 12:47:02 AM
I also impregnated this slutty mexican girl in arizona.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 15, 2023, 01:03:46 AM
Quote from: team filler on August 15, 2023, 12:47:02 AM
I also impregnated this slutty mexican girl in arizona.

:titus
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 15, 2023, 01:40:46 AM
she's a complete idiot and a stalker. probably reading this right now  :rash
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 15, 2023, 06:47:59 AM
Quote from: team filler on August 15, 2023, 01:40:46 AM
she's a complete idiot and a stalker. probably reading this right now  :rash

filler being a deadbeat dad wasn’t on my bingo card :goty
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: who is ted danson? on August 15, 2023, 01:05:54 PM
fillher
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on August 15, 2023, 01:41:33 PM
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CASUAL SEX, FILLER

WHAT DID I SAY
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 15, 2023, 02:35:26 PM
fill ‘er? I barely know her! :rodney
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 15, 2023, 04:38:33 PM
she's from mesa and has the prettiest eyes. I couldn't help myself  :-[


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UVVS5-9HvA
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 15, 2023, 04:59:01 PM
is the dm feature broken filler
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 15, 2023, 06:57:13 PM
her gag reflex is broken tbh
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 15, 2023, 07:07:25 PM
Quote from: team filler on August 15, 2023, 06:57:13 PM
her gag reflex is broken tbh

That’s not how you impregnate someone!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 15, 2023, 07:54:08 PM
https://youtu.be/8Jtokmp8zoE
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 15, 2023, 08:01:38 PM
Quote from: BIONIC on August 15, 2023, 07:07:25 PM
Quote from: team filler on August 15, 2023, 06:57:13 PM
her gag reflex is broken tbh

That’s not how you impregnate someone!
my sex education was the alien movies  :patel
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 15, 2023, 08:52:40 PM
I made all that up.

the girl I like is obsessed with lord of the rings, lets her pet tarantula live inside her pussy and lives on the north pole
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 15, 2023, 09:29:21 PM
So a cinephile, an animal lover, AND she likes to travel  :heartbeat
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 15, 2023, 09:42:34 PM
 :(
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 16, 2023, 09:28:06 AM
filler I just tried things your way and it didn't work AT ALL and it made me feel all disgusting
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 16, 2023, 08:03:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INCptskczb4


wrap something around her neck while you fuck that throat, trashy!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 19, 2023, 08:13:12 PM
Quote from: Himu on July 28, 2023, 05:29:58 AM
Quote from: james on July 27, 2023, 09:22:52 PM
Doja Cat is dating an ugly twitch streamer theres hope for you all

https://twitter.com/rapalert6/status/1666973669946449920

Looks don't matter much and he's far from ugly.
they are both ugly as sin  :neogaf
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on August 22, 2023, 04:27:34 PM
Brehs

I did it.

I fucking did it. All this work to master the ways of women but it was really for one woman. We going out on a date. Most beautiful woman and we get on like besties. I wasn't the man she was looking for years ago but now I am after lots of hard work. Mashaa Allah.

Gotta keep this pace. Her mother loves me. That's a good thing. After my old crush got married I was devastated. I lost out on someone I had feelings for and had to bury my feelings and bite my tongue by congratulating them. I never, ever wanted to experience that again and especially with this woman. LET'S GOOOOOO!
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on August 24, 2023, 05:45:23 PM
What courting a "nice girl" taught me about attraction. Nice People (girls and guys) always finish last.

This entire situation has really taught me a lot about attraction and relationships. On paper, the girl is nice. She's a nice girl in the same way nice guys are nice guys. But she doesn't know if she wants kids. She's not self assured. She's not entirely confident. On paper, yeah. She's a good girl. But she's not a challenge. She doesn't inspire me to become a better man and if that's true how could I ever hope to truly appreciate her and be a good husband for someone that was so easy to woo, from the first minute? Even if we did get married and had kids, could I trust her to be the mother of my children if so much of her didn't seem to have some grit and gnashed teeth with some blood on her lip?

Also, because she was so easy to get it almost feels like she's easy in other areas. Like any guy could just swoop down and get her. I'm pretty sure many promiscuous women are actually nice, agreeable girls. Not to say this sister is promiscuous but I can see this happening for many agreeable women more than cold and aloof women. Colder women have a tougher barrier so just any guy can't get her.

On the other hand, the Muslim woman that does challenge me and I've also started talking to for romance, we challenge each other and it becomes some dance that consistently builds sexual tension. We are both kind but we are both self confident as we tease each other. Neither of us need each other but there's something in the air that says we want each other. It feels balanced and harmonious. This is the woman I'm talking about last post.

I'm fascinated about all of this, like, psychologically. God made humans to be complicated creatures. After experiencing this first hand I now know why women don't go for nice guys. I mean, I knew in an abstract way but actually experiencing it is something else entirely.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on August 24, 2023, 09:17:21 PM
You ever wonder why God made you an idiot?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on August 25, 2023, 09:59:43 AM
To provide you with entertainment, my dear.

By the way when I say inspire to become better man, I don't mean all the way. I think you should inspire each other, mutually, in small ways. You've never improved something about yourself because of a friendship? You've never improved your communication because of your wife or girlfriend? All relationships (friendships, family, romantic, business) reveal something about yourself that could be improved.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on August 25, 2023, 12:08:39 PM
Anyone who finds entertainment in the suffering of others is sick
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on August 25, 2023, 05:26:45 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on August 25, 2023, 12:08:39 PM
Anyone who finds entertainment in the suffering of others is sick

:sicko
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on August 26, 2023, 01:20:38 PM
Quote from: team filler on August 15, 2023, 08:52:40 PM
I made all that up.

the girl I like is obsessed with lord of the rings, lets her pet tarantula live inside her pussy and lives on the north pole
I miss her tbh  :stahp
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on September 01, 2023, 03:40:51 AM
still on the bullshit, just admit women won't satisfy you.

e: just saw your avatar lol ok
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2023, 10:11:47 AM
Ripping the band aid off and rejecting nice girl sucked but so far so good and I'm not being stalked. (That I knowledgeable of)

I looked into this phenomenon and Jeeeeeesus

https://youtu.be/pZ4lbz0N2YU?si=0PfOfKg2wAepj8Gd

I knew I was right when I compared nice girls to nice guys.

Things going good with the main woman I'm pursuing. Her mom wants me to vote Trump 2024 :dead

I can't possibly imagine getting with a nice girl. So easy to control, so easy to win. I bet a nice girl would cheat in a second and attracts narcissists. Being married to one would be like being smothered by a Teddy Bear. Go to the store after work instead of reaching out to "the wife" and you'd get a 10 missed phone calls in a thirty minute time span.

More things to teach my Future Daughter. :doge Inshaa Allah. Always be strong and always be a challenge. Be assertive yet feminie, have self respect and your own life. Weed weak men out.

Edit: Pick me's are incredibly unattractive. Comes off as desperation.

I'm also convinced at this point I can get any woman I want. I'm so confident and now my confidence goes beyond women. I'm confident whether or not a woman is receptive of me, which ironically makes more women attracted to me, because I don't need their approval to remain confident. Win win. :rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on September 05, 2023, 12:32:37 PM
A "nice girl" will cheat because you don't understand how to properly define personalities.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on September 05, 2023, 12:56:03 PM
Quote from: Himu on September 05, 2023, 10:11:47 AM
I'm also convinced at this point I can get any woman I want. I'm so confident and now my confidence goes beyond women. I'm confident whether or not a woman is receptive of me, which ironically makes more women attracted to me, because I don't need their approval to remain confident. Win win. :rejoice

:quark
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bork on September 05, 2023, 02:28:20 PM
 :nugenix
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2023, 05:35:53 PM
 :point
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 05, 2023, 08:21:45 PM
no such thing as "nice girls"  :lol


women are filthy animals  :heart
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 05, 2023, 11:58:12 PM
Found Himu on reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuslimCorner/comments/16ahfkn/ive_decided_to_marry_this_pakistani_girl_as_a_gay/

Mazel Tov!

Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on September 06, 2023, 02:32:43 AM
filler is so gross
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2023, 04:18:58 AM
AHAHAHAHA I lit the spark of attraction, I've set it up now and pushed it into a romantic relationship, now she thinks I'm going to chase. Hahahaha, we really are evenly matched. I'm going to pull away and see how much she wants to earn a nicca. If she doesn't pull her weight she gets tossed.

Turn these tables :bow

(https://i.imgur.com/fbhT0M7.gif)

Let's see how much effort you want to put into this, chica.

(https://i.imgur.com/bvaBJZ6.gif)
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: team filler on September 06, 2023, 04:25:58 AM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on September 06, 2023, 02:32:43 AM
filler is so gross
I only like good christian girls  :-[
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bork on September 06, 2023, 07:32:15 AM
:nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix  :nugenix
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2023, 05:08:34 PM
I knew it. She was talking to another guy and I swooped in and stole the show. She just needed time to let him off but now he's on Facebook making public posts talking smack about American women because he's lost.

SAD!

:sabu
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: bork on September 06, 2023, 09:30:28 PM
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Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2023, 10:57:41 PM
What's up?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 06, 2023, 11:23:17 PM
Quote from: Himu on September 06, 2023, 05:08:34 PM
now he's on Facebook making public posts talking smack about American women because he's lost.
haha like can you even imagine the type of dude who would go online and shit talk women as a group
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2023, 11:39:47 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on September 06, 2023, 11:23:17 PM
Quote from: Himu on September 06, 2023, 05:08:34 PM
now he's on Facebook making public posts talking smack about American women because he's lost.
haha like can you even imagine the type of dude who would go online and shit talk women as a group

Yup, it comes from a place of need and insecurity. Growth makes you grow out of it! I understand the frustration. I really do. I've been there buddy! But he needs to get better and understand women more.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2023, 07:32:50 PM
Things are progressing with the lady smoothly. Called her last night. Flirted a bit. She's so composed. She has an amazing poker face. As I interact with her I understand why I'm so drawn to her: every other woman is an easy nut to crack. I just got hit up by a woman just five minutes ago and it's instant butterflies from her. I understand attractive women more. They're approached by so many men that they couldn't attract men just by walking out their door. So they need more of a challenge. I'm the same way but with women. I need a challenge. Someone that doesn't give it up too easily.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 14, 2023, 04:16:06 PM
https://youtu.be/sQDmcrhWMXU?si=nFFO3B58iGReK-0i

:rejoice
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 20, 2023, 09:37:16 PM
I am winning.

The game isn't over but I am officially courting the woman that I want to be my wife. We are now dating and although we are in different states we are definitely planning to make our lives for each other. I think we have readily chosen each other. Let's see what happens.

I have persisted and showed her what I'm made of. I have fucking earned this.

"Walk away" may be the worst advice men are getting in today's dating game. If you walk away at the first hint of resistance from a woman, you're a bitch in the eyes of a woman. I think walking away helps if you're not feeling her as a prospective wife but if you really see her as that woman, not giving up while not being needy is the best strategy easily.

While I have made in-roads on getting the women I want time to work more on making more money to provide for our future family.

This article on girlschase might be the best piece of writing I've seen on this subject.

https://www.girlschase.com/article/women-dont-respect-guys-they-havent-slept-who-give
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: BIONIC on September 21, 2023, 07:23:11 AM
Quote from: Himu on September 20, 2023, 09:37:16 PM
We are now dating and although we are in different states

lmao
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 21, 2023, 08:16:33 PM
Quote from: Himu on September 20, 2023, 09:37:16 PM
This article on girlschase might be the best piece of writing I've seen on this subject.

https://www.girlschase.com/article/women-dont-respect-guys-they-havent-slept-who-give
Why do people choose to write without clarity and full of jargon and unnecessary words? I'm not saying this is Judith Butler bad but still...
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2023, 10:29:43 AM
I've gotten into the habit of telling ALL women, even my own mother, what to do. Deciding for them makes things so much easier. They hate making decisions and even struggle with what to eat. Decide for them at all times and they end up much more happy and me less annoyed. Even with my own mom, when I hang out with her if I don't say,"we are doing this, this, and this" it becomes a war of what are going to do. So tiring.

The next time your lady is having trouble figuring out what to wear just tell her,"wear the brown one that matches your lovely eyes, baby" and it's over. Sick of this shit. Things with women are so much easier after that and the ones that see you romantically will see you as THAT DUDE because every other guy grovels and asks for her direction. Fuck it. Women deserve an easy life. Less thinking, more smiles.

https://www.yourtango.com/2017307433/why-people-cant-decide-what-they-want-and-how-start-making-decisions

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My mother’s idea of a “perfect vacation” is one where she plans and decides absolutely nothing, and gets to enjoy it passively like a child in a little red wagon, tugged along and fed snack packs at regular intervals. I know this, so I just decide. If I didn’t, she’d just go ask Rick Steves what she should want to do. So I save us both time by just deciding.

Yup. Treat ladies like overgrown kids. Sexist? Absolutely. It can be good to be sexist. Embrace it. Less problems, less headache.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Transhuman on September 22, 2023, 10:21:57 PM
That's how I treat you and it dfidn't fix anything
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2023, 09:04:12 PM
All of this wah wah but you all support and believe in Darwin's theory of evolution. All of this talk of wah wah sexism, wah wah. Yet you don't consider the fact that the reason the old ways work and the brand new feminist male stuff doesn't is because the old stuff worked to our ancestors advantage. Humans are not truly "evolved". We will never have Star Trek. We will always be Adam and Eve, Cain and Abel. Therefore, we will always be cavemen. Tap into the caveman brain and you get nothing but oonga boonga. Why be sexist? Is this a moral failing? Nope, because it works!

(https://i.imgur.com/JrWDxvs.gif)

Reading these comments I now understand why a feminist like Devo gets with black men. Do your thing girlfriend.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2023, 10:14:59 PM
https://medium.com/the-karma-vamp/women-want-sexually-dominant-men-is-gender-equality-just-a-fantasy-7e6c22ea48a1

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Evolutionary psychologist Robert Wright said:

"Understanding the often unconscious nature of genetic control is the first step towards understanding that — in many realms, not just sex — we’re all puppets, and our best hope for even partial liberation is to try to decipher the logic of the puppeteer.”

Evolution might determine a woman’s subconscious bias toward sexually dominant men, but evolution doesn’t obey principles of morality. It operates regardless of what is right or wrong or good for us.

:point

Oonga boonga. Me like Jane. Tonight we are going to eat sabertooth tiger. Jane wear nice dress.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: benjipwns on September 25, 2023, 12:44:26 AM
Actually, how do you square Islam with the idea that one should eschew morals for base pleasures?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on September 27, 2023, 04:09:27 PM
has himu been talking about online dating this whole time?
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: james on September 27, 2023, 05:50:57 PM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on September 27, 2023, 04:09:27 PM
has himu been talking about online dating this whole time?
Hes been active on a discord e-girl dating channel
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Raist on September 28, 2023, 01:10:14 PM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on September 27, 2023, 04:09:27 PM
has himu been talking about online dating this whole time?

Some sort of website hosted in Romania.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on October 16, 2023, 02:19:05 PM
You've seen the Cheesecake Factory lady.

You've seen the I'm going to eat 48 oysters lady.

This is why every woman must earn her way. You simp fathers and porn addicted simps have raised a generation of spoiled brat children. A 5 thinks she's a 9. It's even worse among black women. So you must never give an inch until she's earned it. Women WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE IF YOU LET THEM.

https://youtu.be/GP8MP-jubcQ?si=4ukQg7N8Nx3Z0SlL

All this talk about the woman on how she's ungrateful. Zero talk about the man. I'm going to be fair. Why did he allow her to order 48 oysters? People are getting on the woman, and that's fair, but why doesn't he have the boundaries to say no? If he was just there for drinks why didn't he check her as soon as she ordered oysters? Always check a woman. Checking doesn't have to be complicated or mean. Just say,"no, we're not doing that." You have to say no to a woman or it ain't gonna work out. She will step all over you and why shouldn't she? Yeah, she was greedy but she was allowed to be.

This is why you make a woman earn it every step of the way. I've learned a valuable lesson in doing too much too soon. Take a woman to get coffee for a first meet is the appropriate action. Just being in my presence should be reward enough, just as much as being in your feminine presence is enough for me. Then second date take her to the park, third date get tacos or a burger. The fourth date do something wild and take her on a trip or jet skiing. Make her earn the luxury. Make her earn your time.

Every time I betray the above and I do too much I end up fucking up the situation. Hopefully he learns. Even the hardest men catch feelings so it's only human and the more mistakes you make the more you learn from them. More than likely he will spend the time bitching about it on the internet about women. The same is true about Jada Pinkett and Amber Heard. Johnny Depp allowed her to hit him. Will Smith has allowed Jada to emasculate him yet for some reason people get on Jada despite the fact Will is an utter bitch. It begins and ends with the man, point blank. If Will Smith had any balls he would charge Jada to the game but he won't because money.

(https://i.imgur.com/yH1OzWh.gif)

Remember. Sexism, in gulps, is good. And no woman should ever feel she's better than a man.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on October 18, 2023, 04:44:06 AM
:rejoice The perfect video for The Bore.

https://youtu.be/Pzdu5WCTgDk?si=LL1brOCtImUkht5Y

STAY HARD. ON. THESE. HOES! I got so many women in my back pocket right now just begging for a morsel of my attention. One is a legit 10/10. A former Project Runaway model. I've put her on ice for four days without a text because she wanted to act like she was the shit and all high and mighty just because she's legit beautiful. Watch out or you might trip over your ego and your beauty doesn't mean anything to me in the face of your character. You think you're special because you're beautiful? Pssh. I'm going to break your ego by withdrawing my attention.

The great part is all of this ties into your life outside of women. If you can say no to women you can say no to your boss. If you can look past a woman's character you can look the character of any person you know and size down the people that truly value you, which makes the quality women leap into your sphere in abundance.

:rejoice My game is getting air tight. The quality of women I attract now? Yo. I've made some mistakes these past few months but mistakes are life's greatest teacher. Right now my top woman is feasting after me. She knows she needs to earn a man. Everything is good.
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on October 18, 2023, 08:56:49 AM
Lmfao a bitch that rejects a coffee date is a bitch worth curving. Excellent filter. Hoe that's all you deserve until you prove otherwise.

https://youtu.be/d-MQ02k7CwY?si=UPWOoucDJbBO9-LA

:sabu

https://youtu.be/RCGGFbsXtg4?si=NXo2arBB2iXBZRnj
Title: Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
Post by: Himu on November 20, 2023, 08:50:39 PM
Wali for the woman I talked about a few months back reached out. He's seen me make progress and wants us to get talking again because she personally wants to pursue things further. Nice.

Shame because I was just talking to a woman, and I really felt it guys. She was my top option. Smart, educated, funny, pretty. We'd tease each other and had insane chemistry but she's divorced and wasn't ready to do it again. She's who I really want.

I've noticed some holes still in my game but at this point, nothing stops me. Right now it's at a point of refinement and not falling for female bullshit. I'm busy so my top pick would beg for more of my time. "Text me everyday, no one is that busy!" Didn't fall for it. "I'll contact you when I can and I refuse to make any promises that I'll text you daily in the off chance I can't fulfill it." I can spit that shit and women just notice. It's in the aura. At this rate, and the quality of women I have access to, if God wills it, I should be engaged or married by 2025. That's a personal goal if I find the right fit and right woman. No rush.

Message exchange between a woman and I:

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Me: Assalamu alaikum, [name]. You caught my attention. Your commitment to awareness, your strong fighters spirit, embracement of the Deen and its beauty, your intelligence. All this and more are displayed on your Facebook page and yet from what I've seen you haven't let this go to your head. I'm captivated by a woman of your quality. I could use such a lady by my side, in my thoughts, in my bed, in my arms as my wife. How are you doing?

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Wa Alaykum As Salaam Brother [name].  That is certainly a confident and bold intro.  I’m doing alright Alhmdlillah.  At work on a long shift, so the toil continues. While I do realize we Muslims are quite behind the times when it comes to interpersonal options for meeting potential mates, I’m caught someplace between admiration for your assertiveness and complete shyness for the degree of it.

I love being a man. Be bold. Reap rewards. It's so easy to get women. So little effort is actually needed. Being a man owns.

(https://i.imgur.com/OKVpjUg.gif)