unprofitable businesses that suck off the government teat
A guy who made an awful payment system whose only noteworthy component was that you didn't have to send money orders to strangers by post anymore if you used it and runs not one, but two (formerly three) fabulously unprofitable businesses that suck off the government teat is not humanity's last hope.Yea, but he does it more efficiently and at lower cost than the previous/current dependents.
I love the idea that he's doing SpaceX out of the goodness of his heart to preserve humanity. Sure hope his stockholders agree.if he were simply doing it for profit or to maximize returns for his stockholders, I doubt he would've come so perilously close to bankruptcy so many times
I can trust these people because they don't shave or wear ties.Quoteunprofitable businesses that suck off the government teat
I mean .. that's the majority of American business.
As a techie engineer type I have never really understood the hype around Musk. People think he's some kind of real life Hank Scorpio/Ghandi hybrid but he seems like just another rich SV investor. He just decided to invest in manufactured products instead of phone apps or slave labo- the "sharing economy".
It's not like Tesla or SpaceX are even platonic nerd ideals of what a workspace should be like.
As a techie engineer type I have never really understood the hype around Musk. People think he's some kind of real life Hank Scorpio/Ghandi hybrid but he seems like just another rich SV investor. He just decided to invest in manufactured products instead of phone apps or slave labo- the "sharing economy".
It's not like Tesla or SpaceX are even platonic nerd ideals of what a workspace should be like.
As a techie engineer type I have never really understood the hype around Musk. People think he's some kind of real life Hank Scorpio/Ghandi hybrid but he seems like just another rich SV investor. He just decided to invest in manufactured products instead of phone apps or slave labo- the "sharing economy".
It's not like Tesla or SpaceX are even platonic nerd ideals of what a workspace should be like.
Like most things, he most definitely falls in the middle of the two options given. He's not at all some supervillain/hero but he's much more devoted and eloquent compared to SV investors. The dude has huge ambitions; ambitions that NEED to exist in our day and age. He runs a company that can effectively reach these ambitions.
But he does fall prey to typical business and political misgivings and issues. Bill Gates did, too, and everyone loves that guy now.
Like most things, he most definitely falls in the middle of the two options given. He's not at all some supervillain . . .
written by a fremont resident, no surpriseLike most things, he most definitely falls in the middle of the two options given. He's not at all some supervillain . . .
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/18/tesla-workers-factory-conditions-elon-musk
:paul
Like most things, he most definitely falls in the middle of the two options given. He's not at all some supervillain . . .
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/18/tesla-workers-factory-conditions-elon-musk
:paul
http://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-leaving-trumps-councils-after-us-withdraws-from-paris-climate-deal-2017-6Interesting that this is what broke the camel's back but that's not a knock on Elon. Apple, Google, and friends are all angry, so perhaps they could use some job creation as leverage against ol Trumpo
Save us, Elon. :noah
Still wish Elon kept that seat at the table thoughwhy
Still wish Elon kept that seat at the table thoughwhy
I doubt it'll ever happen but it's cool. Opens up a lot of potential places to live if you want to work in any of these big East coast cities. Live in Philly but work in NYC?
What is SpaceX's end goal? Mining?Selling rockets to NASA is probably the most immediate goal. Get that sweet government moolah.
I'm just glad somebody is trying to make us a two planet species.
Here you go, Syph. This one's for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h97fXhDN5qE
tl;dw vertical integration is boss
Here you go, Syph. This one's for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h97fXhDN5qE
tl;dw vertical integration is boss
How would he even fucking know? None of his businesses make any money and PayPal was not really that kind of business.
Just get a fucking HS rail. You know, like some other countries have had for decades :doge
That hyperloop business is nonsense.
Here you go, Syph. This one's for you:watching now, thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h97fXhDN5qE
tl;dw vertical integration is boss
There is a billboard off the 10 in mid City Los Angeles that says "Because Elon hasn't got around to health care yet."i actually lold
It triggers me every time.
https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/960980119312453632?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
:preach
Alan Fitzsimmons, an astronomer with Queen’s University in Belfast who studies minor bodies, asteroids and comets, tweeted that his initial calculations show the “chance of hitting a planet is almost zero. Most near-Earth asteroids end by solar vaporization or ejection from the solar system by Jupiter. Near Earth Cars should be the same.”
:salute
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/961359174230773765
Dat pic tho.
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I'm glad tech has brought their "uwu we exploded the internet our apologies for the mess" mentality to the road.
That is definitely not the kind of fucky wucky I want to see.
ICYMI: The Model 3's stopping distance can't be reliably measured and Tesla is promising an update to correct the issue.
I'm glad tech has brought their "uwu we exploded the internet our apologies for the mess" mentality to the road.
Elon next month: "What do you mean you had a crash with my car. That's fake news! My cars are perfect!"
Tesla CEO Elon Musk blasts media, pitches site to rate journalists: 'No one believes you' (https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2018/05/23/tesla-spacex-ceo-elon-musk-media/638253002/)
The Consumer Reports test matched the advertised stopping distance on the first attempt but the results degraded after that to the distance you detailed. (Forgive me if I am inaccurate in some of those details.) The long distance is embarrassing, but drivers being unable to predict the stopping distance in general based on prior experience is the public safety issue.
Tesla uses electronic systems in their brakes (e.g.regenerative braking) so presumably they have some ability to adjust them with software updates.
Elon Musk just invented Verrit.
i can't imagine being both that rich and simultaneously thin skinned. dude's a bitch
The problem with Musk’s endorsement is that The Knife, previously known as The Knife of Aristotle, has been linked to NXIVM, a marketing company that is allegedly a front for a secret group known as DOS, and which has been described as a cult by experts. NXIVM’s leader, Kieth Ranier, was arrested in March on charges of sex trafficking and abuse, including branding female members of DOS. The FBI’s efforts to rein in the group are ongoing.
Musk has since deleted his endorsement, which was archived by Slate. After being alerted to the article’s problematic origins, though, Musk seemed to double down, writing that the article “had better critical analysis than most non-cult media.”
In an email to Tesla employees late Sunday night, CEO Elon Musk says that an unnamed employee admitted to sabotaging the company's Freemont, California plant. The problem comes as Tesla scrambles to boost production of its Model 3 sedan to 5,000 a week by early July -- the rate at which Musk says the company can become profitable.
Musk said the Tesla employee had confessed to "quite extensive and damaging sabotage to our operations." The email said the employee made changes to the computer code of the company's manufacturing operating system. The employee also exported large amounts of highly sensitive company data to unknown third parties.Reasonable case of disgruntled employee. But then...
"There are a long list of organizations that want Tesla to die," Musk wrote. "These include Wall Street short-sellers, who have already lost billions of dollars and stand to lose a lot more. Then there are the oil & gas companies, the wealthiest industries in the world -- they don't love the idea of Tesla advancing the progress of solar power & electric cars. Don't want to blow your mind, but rumor has it that those companies are sometimes not super nice. Then there are the multitude of big gas/diesel car company competitors. If they're willing to cheat so much about emissions, maybe they're willing to cheat in other ways?"
"Could just be a random event, but as Andy Grove said, 'Only the paranoid survive,'" wrote Musk:hans1
But this employee is not charged with a crime because why?
I'm surprised his stock hasn't plummeted even farther after this latest PR move. He may be losing his mind.
I'm surprised his stock hasn't plummeted even farther after this latest PR move. He may be losing his mind.
Footage of a diver moving through one of the narrowest parts of the cave, requiring them to remove their gear. There's no way I could picture a sub passing through that gap.yo, i wouldn't even fit through that shit.
https://imgur.com/57hDP8W
Footage of a diver moving through one of the narrowest parts of the cave, requiring them to remove their gear. There's no way I could picture a sub passing through that gap.
https://imgur.com/57hDP8W
Footage of a diver moving through one of the narrowest parts of the cave, requiring them to remove their gear. There's no way I could picture a sub passing through that gap.
https://imgur.com/57hDP8W
To clarify, his "submarine" is basically a coffin made out of a recycled falcon rocket material or something.
The real question is, why the fuck did the kids and that coach go through such narrow spaces in the first place?
I'm surprised his stock hasn't plummeted even farther after this latest PR move. He may be losing his mind.
He just got a mass transit deal with Chicago; people will be propping that stock up for a long time unless the rumors about Model 3 are true.
edit: apparently they got 4 out already. If it was that "easy" why didn't they do this earlier?
So Elon finishes his submarine, posts like 100 twitter updates of a bunch of divers maneuvering it in the pool of his local YMCA and flies to Thailand to look at a cave, and the is like “ok, I’ll leave this submarine here in case you guys want to use it”. They don’t use it.It isn't going unnoticed though https://gizmodo.com/is-elon-musk-serious-1827456578
People on twitter call him a hero. Does he buy his followers or something, or are people just that insane?
Well, he did expand some money and resources for it, can't take that away though that's not heroic.
"i'm gonna make this sub for yall"
"no thanks we dont want it"
"i'm making it now"
"please do not"
"here i brought you a sub"
"we arent going to use it"
"i know, i'm the best ever"
truly a modern day superhero :doge
Well, he did expand some money and resources for it, can't take that away though that's not heroic.
Can't believe Elon Musk saved all those kids :whew
was the commenter serious about the 'hot goth girlfriend' ?Can't believe Elon Musk saved all those kids :whew
https://twitter.com/sazza_jay/status/1016602001050886144
Well, he did expand some money and resources for it, can't take that away though that's not heroic.
Was it HIS money or shareholder money? This was a PR stunt through and through.
If you tell me that he took those engineers off of the payroll of SpaceX and paid for their salaries himself for the two or three weeks he worked on it, then sure. Otherwise this is just another way that Elon Musk is burning up investor capital.
Can't believe Elon Musk saved all those kids :whew
https://twitter.com/sazza_jay/status/1016602001050886144
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhwxeWNWAAo7I-y.jpg)attack the guy when he deserves it but god that cunt is cringy. hoarding money and resources? he rightly pointed out the contribution he has made which is why he is a billionaire.
attack the guy when he deserves it but god that cunt is cringy. hoarding money and resources? he rightly pointed out the contribution he has made which is why he is a billionaire.
Can't believe Elon Musk saved all those kids :whew
https://twitter.com/sazza_jay/status/1016602001050886144
That would be Dick Stanton, who co-led the dive rescue teamB R A Z Z E R S Presents...
I expect that the bigger car companies (notably GM) will slowly eat Tesla’s lunch in electric cars.yeah i've read that jaguar already has an electric car that's a better car than anything tesla's made
The Chevy Bolt is that $35k electric car with 200+ mile range that the model 3 was supposed to be (but isn’t... at least yet).
There will be a day, probably in the next 5 years, where GM makes an electric Cadillac that will complete squarely with a model S, and it will have the hands free autopilot that is currently on the top of the line Caddys.
To be fair thogh, that autopilot DOES only work on highways, so it’s not exactly the same. In some ways better because true hands free in some ways worse because it doesn’t work everywhere.
yeah i've read that jaguar already has an electric car that's a better car than anything tesla's made
I expect that the bigger car companies (notably GM) will slowly eat Tesla’s lunch in electric cars.
The Chevy Bolt is that $35k electric car with 200+ mile range that the model 3 was supposed to be (but isn’t... at least yet).
There will be a day, probably in the next 5 years, where GM makes an electric Cadillac that will complete squarely with a model S, and it will have the hands free autopilot that is currently on the top of the line Caddys.
To be fair thogh, that autopilot DOES only work on highways, so it’s not exactly the same. In some ways better because true hands free in some ways worse because it doesn’t work everywhere.
Tesla still has the price/aesthetic/brand loyalty angle pretty locked down though.i'm not convinced the other companies have seriously tried to reproduce that combo just yet, and will let their own r&d teams plod along in sync with market/consumer demands and throw out concept cars every now and then
It is still really the only electric vehicle that hits all of the "notice me I have an electric vehicle that stands out" and "it also looks good" and "I can name drop it at parties and think I'm hip," which the consumers seem to simultaneously want in EV's. The combo which most of these companies can't seem to reproduce and has given Tesla the market edge.
The new Volvo looks to fit the bill, but it also is estimated to start at the top of the Model S's range so..
I expect that the bigger car companies (notably GM) will slowly eat Tesla’s lunch in electric cars.
The Chevy Bolt is that $35k electric car with 200+ mile range that the model 3 was supposed to be (but isn’t... at least yet).
There will be a day, probably in the next 5 years, where GM makes an electric Cadillac that will complete squarely with a model S, and it will have the hands free autopilot that is currently on the top of the line Caddys.
To be fair thogh, that autopilot DOES only work on highways, so it’s not exactly the same. In some ways better because true hands free in some ways worse because it doesn’t work everywhere.
GM's autopilot is actually hand free too, right? Like it is allowed by regulators to be because it monitors your eyes to make sure you're still paying attention to the road.
I honestly think Tesla is pretty good at designing things (battery capacity, crash safety, self-driving) but absolutely horrible at everything that brings a product to market like developing an efficient assembly line and forging a good relationship with regulators. That shit must cost them billions and I don't see those aspects improving within 5 years if Elon is still in charge.
The tone isn't that different if you're familiar with our crummy labor laws.I'm not, it's super weird. Worker's rights is written into our constitution and a worker's union is a big part of the political coalition that rules the country.
The tone isn't that different if you're familiar with our crummy labor laws.I'm not, it's super weird. Worker's rights is written into our constitution and a worker's union is a big part of the political coalition that rules the country.
And that's only for as long as the machines and robots aren't up to snuff.The tone isn't that different if you're familiar with our crummy labor laws.I'm not, it's super weird. Worker's rights is written into our constitution and a worker's union is a big part of the political coalition that rules the country.
Um...excuse me, but this is AMERICA, the last great capitalist utopia. The only right that workers have is the right to the work.
The tone isn't that different if you're familiar with our crummy labor laws.I'm not, it's super weird. Worker's rights is written into our constitution and a worker's union is a big part of the political coalition that rules the country.
yo syph where u at
he called one of the divers a pedo lolAnd he's probably right.
he called one of the divers a pedo lolAnd he's probably right.
All hail Elon Musk. :rejoice
I havent paid attention to the Elon shit till PhillyD said something, I dunno Elon sounds completely reasonable to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqewxDCeIdU
I havent paid attention to the Elon shit till PhillyD said something, I dunno Elon sounds completely reasonable to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqewxDCeIdU
Can you prove him wrong?I have an armed neutrino bomb in my back yard.
Didn't think so.
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Oh fuck I thought that was his daughter
Apparently if you change your display name to Elon Musk on twitter right now they'll lock your account in response. :derp :dogehttps://youtu.be/Z42MB5rd_xM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/jalopnik.com/get-a-load-of-this-ridiculous-story-about-how-elon-musk-1827842961/amp
Elon calling random bloggers bosses and threatening to sue them
Apparently if you change your display name to Elon Musk on twitter right now they'll lock your account in response. :derp :dogehttps://twitter.com/3YearLetterman/status/1016762247933243393
Are you allowed to do that ?:trumps
It is fraud tho.
I’m an expert
http://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/1026881374479962117
http://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/1026881374479962117
http://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/1026881374479962117and there's a yolo420blazeit reference too!
Oh, so FDR can set gold prices by his lucky numbers, but Elon wants to run his PRIVATE PUBLIC business by lucky numbers and all the sudden all the liebtards are whining about it when they said nothing about FDR.
Over a billion dollars lost by short sellers yesterday.
So with vague statements from some Tesla board members: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/tesla-board-met-several-times-to-evaluate-ceo-musks-take-private-idea-2018-08-08, and a complete lack of evidence of any SEC filings..how fucked really though? like jail-time fucked or just pay some fines-fucked?
It looks like Musk's "funding secured" comment was complete bullshit.
Over a billion dollars lost by short sellers yesterday, and they will most certainly bring suit against Musk and possibly Tesla themselves.
This really could fuck him. Here's some analysis that seems to have been written before the board members commented:
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/08/business/elon-musk-tesla-sec.html
Did he ever drop the receipts on the pedo diver?
verbal agreement
Azealia Banks lit up the internet after claiming to be at Elon Musk's house for the weekend in her Instagram stories.
On Sunday, the rapper posted on Instagram: "I waited around all weekend while grimes coddled her boyfriend..." In another story, she wrote: "Staying in Elon musks house has been like a real like [sic] episode of 'Get Out'".
Grimes, whose real name is Claire Boucher, is a singer and songwriter who has been dating Musk, the founder and CEO of Tesla since earlier this year.
When Business Insider reached out to Banks via Instagram DM, Banks shared further details. According to the rapper, she arrived to one of Musk's homes in Los Angeles early on Friday, August 10 and left the night of Sunday, August 12. An independent secondary source confirmed that Banks was at one of Musk's properties this weekend.
Over the course of the weekend, Banks claimed, the couple essentially went into hiding as Musk sought funding after tweeting about plans to take Tesla private last week. However, she claims, the couple kept stringing her along with the promise of collaborating on music.
"They bring me out there on the premise that we would hang and make music," Banks claimed via DM. "But his dumb--- kept tweeting and tucked his dick in between his a-- cheeks once s--- hit the fan."
Banks said Musk seemed distracted over the course of the weekend after tweeting his plans to take Tesla private last week and saying funding was "secured."
"I saw him in the kitchen tucking his tail in between his legs scrounging for investors to cover his a-- after that tweet," she said. "He was stressed and red in the face."
"He's not cute at all in person," Banks added.
Banks also claimed that she was not trying to eavesdrop, but Musk seemed to be scrambling.
On Monday, Musk said in a statement on Tesla's website that he used the phrase "funding secured" to indicate that he believes there was "no question" Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund would provide funding to convert Tesla into a private company.
The spokesperson referred questions about Tesla funding to the company, which declined to request for comment. Boucher also did not respond to a request for comment, and neither Musk nor Boucher responded to Banks' claims on social media.
Banks' Instagram story also caused a stir because she alluded to drug use and Twitter. Musk's spokesperson said such claims were "utter nonsense."
"I could run Tesla better than he does," Banks said of Musk on Monday to Business Insider.
"They're so pitiful," she added. "And it's honestly stupid of them to think another performative 'angry/crazy black girl hit piece' will do anything to bring me down."
GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL AZEALIA BANKS IS REALLY OUT HERE ROASTING ELON MUSK IM FUCKING SCREAMING
Epic bacon genius who does things HIS OWN WAY is turning to Saudi to prop up his unsustainable business. :lol
Azealia Banks Is going to be amazing when the SEC calls her to testify at the Tesla fraud hearings. That dumb, ugly, talentless ho Grimes is going to be the end of Musk.actually she’s going to be the first artist to film a music video in space, bitch
Azealia Banks Is going to be amazing when the SEC calls her to testify at the Tesla fraud hearings. That dumb, ugly, talentless ho Grimes is going to be the end of Musk.actually she’s going to be the first artist to film a music video in space, bitch
it's true, watching the artist of the decade create what will be looked back upon as our generation's moon landing will be a good look :preachAzealia Banks Is going to be amazing when the SEC calls her to testify at the Tesla fraud hearings. That dumb, ugly, talentless ho Grimes is going to be the end of Musk.actually she’s going to be the first artist to film a music video in space, bitch
Hopefully it’s so accurate to physics that we won’t be able to hear the shit tier music from the vacuum of outer space. Fuck, keep the billionaire-mid-life-crisis-cum-guzzlin’ sellout there in the void. It’d be good for her looks.
it's true, watching the artist of the decade create what will be looked back upon as our generation's moon landing will be a good look :preachAzealia Banks Is going to be amazing when the SEC calls her to testify at the Tesla fraud hearings. That dumb, ugly, talentless ho Grimes is going to be the end of Musk.actually she’s going to be the first artist to film a music video in space, bitch
Hopefully it’s so accurate to physics that we won’t be able to hear the shit tier music from the vacuum of outer space. Fuck, keep the billionaire-mid-life-crisis-cum-guzzlin’ sellout there in the void. It’d be good for her looks.
Azealia Banks Is going to be amazing when the SEC calls her to testify at the Tesla fraud hearings. That dumb, ugly, talentless ho Grimes is going to be the end of Musk.Fuck me. How did you know. :doge
Ah well even if Tesla goes down and our chances of sustainable energy resources with it, we will always have a new memeWhy would they?
Funding secured.
Epic bacon genius who does things HIS OWN WAY is turning to Saudi to prop up his unsustainable business. :lol
So is this an amazing hedge for Saudi Arabia against oil? OR is it amazing fuckery of Saudi Arabia to sabotage one of the companies that threatens oils stranglehold on transportation?
I would point out that either way this seems to be proof that Tesla is in serious trouble
He should design a car powered by smugness.Toyota already did the Prius
“I thought the worst of it was over — I thought it was,” he said. “The worst is over from a Tesla operational standpoint.” He continued: “But from a personal pain standpoint, the worst is yet to come.”
To help sleep when he is not working, Mr. Musk said he sometimes takes Ambien. “It is often a choice of no sleep or Ambien,” he said.
But this has worried some board members, who have noted that sometimes the drug does not put Mr. Musk to sleep but instead contributes to late-night Twitter sessions, according to a person familiar with the board’s thinking.
i got it from a friend. i only have 3 and tonight was the last one.
it didnt' do anything to me other than knock me out after an hour or so of taking it and then making me somewhat groggy most of the morning the next day.
Just chug some Nyquil, breh.
Just chug some Nyquil, breh.
That's hardcore breh, the most extreme I go is melatonin
melatonin works for me to fall asleep and stay asleep on a regular basisJust chug some Nyquil, breh.
That's hardcore breh, the most extreme I go is melatonin
God that's so fucking hot. Hike your skirt up and bend over and I'll make you feel something.Just chug some Nyquil, breh.
That's hardcore breh, the most extreme I go is melatonin
I take 11 prescription pills at bedtime! And a bunch throughout the day. I am a fucking doped up housewife.
Mr. Musk alternated between laughter and tears. He said he had been working up to 120 hours a week recently—echoing the reason he cited in a recent public apology to an analyst whom he had berated.
More like Elon Husk
I would believe he is AT work 120 hours/week... but he is not actually doing real work for 17.2 hours per day.
He eats, he travels, he poops, he tweets, he sleeps.
From the WSJ"Funding secured"
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Musk is live on Rogan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycPr5-27vSIbig time autisty, he'd fit in well here :lol
You can tell how socially awkward and nerdy he is. His mannerisms are cringey as fuck.
We sure love building up celebrities and then tearing them down. The only one's who escape are the ones who kill themselves before you we get tired of them.
Probably a bigger deal than smoking weed is that Tesla's chief accounting officer is leaving after only a month on the job. I don't know much about business but that sounds pretty bad."He Elon, what's that expense"
-Pretending he was going to buy stocks at $420 a share.Kill some chickens in a closet with Azealia Banks.
-Calling a British diver a pedo.
-Smoking weed.
All in such a short space of time. What is he going to do next?
This is the part of the movie when a Interpol detective played by Clive Owen figures out Tesla is actually an international drug running operation. :dogeI heard the "woooooah hoo-oooooh!" in my head :lolspoiler (click to show/hide)Hence all the recalls and no returns/refunds ;)[close]
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Of all things, it's the weed that might do it? Not the rumors of cocaine or acid use, but some weed?The Church of Elon musk is one thing but the 'shorters' that are hating are another thing you can dumpster dive on a lazy sunday.
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Just noticed that "What type of fragrance do you bitches wear?" thread was right next to this one, and thought maybe Elon can salvage his empire by launching "Elon's Musk."
Just noticed that "What type of fragrance do you bitches wear?" thread was right next to this one, and thought maybe Elon can salvage his empire by launching "Elon's Musk."
It's way too early for dad jokes.
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040139582531022848
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040139968843145216
i may be coming around on this storyline
The truth has now got its boots on and Elon Musk is being brought to account for repeatedly attacking and taunting the good name of an ordinary spelunker: Vernon Unsworth who answered the call and (with others) put his life on the line to help rescue the 13 trapped in the caves in Thailand,” he said.
The World Is Yours.This is nothing. Watch the documentary on John McAffee on Netflix to see what the 'limit' really looks like. :doge
Take It To The Limit.
Can't wait for Elon to not abide to the deal.*Tweets* "SEC is pedo"
He only had one puff and he didn't even take it back.
Fucker should focus on making Tesla quality control better so that i will feel comfortable of buying one.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1073507274419621888
On Saturday morning (March 30), Tesla CEO and co-founder Elon Musk suddenly entered the world of SoundCloud rap when he dropped off a rap song that was dedicated to the late and beloved gorilla, Harambe.
On the song, which is titled “RIP Harambe,” Musk uses Auto-Tune to rap about the gorilla who was shot and killed by zookeepers in May 2016 after he dragged a little boy that accidentally fell into his containment
"RIP Harambe/Sipping on some Bombay/We are on our way to heaven/Amen, Amen/RIP Harambe/Smoking on that strong, hey/In the gorilla zoo and we all think about you,” Musk raps in his tribute to the primate.
The song is featured on Elon's Emo G Records SoundCloud page and has garnered over 156,000 streams so far. In his tweet announcing the song—and his record label, Emo G Records—the 47-year-old wrote, "I’m disappointed that my record label failed."
here in the Bay Area, model 3s are as common as Corollas
you guys are fools for not investing in the hype loopI didn't vote for the high speed rail precisely because I knew anything that started in Fresno would be an expensive disaster :american
Toyota actually makes money though.Fact check: Tesla made a profit in the last quarter of 2018.
But seriously though: Fuck high-speed rail not happening.
whatever happened to that guy that was obsessed with Musk? The one with the TSwift avy
whatever happened to that guy that was obsessed with Musk? The one with the TSwift avy
But seriously though: Fuck high-speed rail not happening.
Imagine exploding on that thing, while a somber Harambe rap song plays.
when does cyber truck release?