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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2017, 02:58:40 PM

Title: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2017, 02:58:40 PM
Quote from: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-04-19/silicon-valley-s-400-juicer-may-be-feeling-the-squeeze
One of the most lavishly funded gadget startups in Silicon Valley last year was Juicero Inc. It makes a juice machine. The product was an unlikely pick for top technology investors, but they were drawn to the idea of an internet-connected device that transforms single-serving packets of chopped fruits and vegetables into a refreshing and healthy beverage.

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Google’s venture capital arm and other backers poured about $120 million into the startup. Juicero sells the machine for $400.

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But after the product hit the market, some investors were surprised to discover a much cheaper alternative: You can squeeze the Juicero bags with your bare hands.

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The experiment found that squeezing the bag yields nearly the same amount of juice just as quickly—and in some cases, faster—than using the device.

 :idont

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The device also reads a QR code printed on the back of each produce pack and checks the source against an online database to ensure the contents haven’t expired or been recalled, the person said. The expiration date is also printed on the pack.
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 19, 2017, 03:20:17 PM
$120 Million :dead
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how much is the Star Citizen tally at?
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on April 19, 2017, 03:26:40 PM
:cac
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 19, 2017, 04:16:23 PM
Use your hands? What is this, some kind of baby toy? :snob
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Steve Contra on April 19, 2017, 04:17:06 PM
I read this and was convinced there was some sort of mistake or it was missing a step. Like you had to juice real fruit into bags you could store or something. Something beyond just being a thing that takes bags of juice and puts them into a glass.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: etiolate on April 19, 2017, 04:41:20 PM
I like to imagine trollish business ideas to pitch to Shark Tank. The last one I had was crossbreeding a cat and a squirrel to solve the problem of cats getting stuck in trees.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Syph on April 19, 2017, 05:30:40 PM
i dont get the title joke
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on April 19, 2017, 05:36:40 PM
i dont get the title joke

It's a reference to being in the final stages of a condition (usually a terminal one) when the symptoms of an ailment tend to be at their most severe.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: etiolate on April 19, 2017, 05:46:27 PM
I wasn't aware that bad investments were a recent development.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on April 19, 2017, 08:57:43 PM
This is just Silicon Valley's latest Cue Cat.

DMCA to protect ink jet cartridges are another idea which needs to be shot in the head. Is that gone yet? I want to know, but if I look, I'll rabbit hole for another hour.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on April 19, 2017, 09:00:55 PM
I wasn't aware that bad investments were a recent development.

Silicon Valley's particular brand of solutionism leading to hilarious (if dangerous in the case of Theranos) malinvestment is a rather specific phenomenon, though how much its existence can be seen as an indictment of capital over giving nerds any say in anything worthwhile whatsoever is something I am agnostic about.

The title is also a pun on late capitalism, but it wasn't clear to me if that was intended.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on April 19, 2017, 09:01:25 PM
This is just Silicon Valley's latest Cue Cat.

DMCA to protect ink jet cartridges are another idea which needs to be shot in the head. Is that gone yet? I want to know, but if I look, I'll rabbit hole for another hour.
as someone who just had to deal with that shit the other day, no it is not gone yet :maf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2017, 09:23:54 PM
I wasn't aware that bad investments were a recent development.

Silicon Valley's particular brand of solutionism leading to hilarious (if dangerous in the case of Theranos) malinvestment is a rather specific phenomenon, though how much its existence can be seen as an indictment of capital over giving nerds any say in anything worthwhile whatsoever is something I am agnostic about.

The title is also a pun on late capitalism, but it wasn't clear to me if that was intended.

The intent of the title is to indicate that capitalism will not die in the chaotic flames of socialist revolution, but slowly drown in a sea of overproduced IoT junk designed specifically to appeal to venture capitalists and no one else.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Trurl on April 19, 2017, 09:47:43 PM
Are these just bags of juice?  What is this? 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 19, 2017, 09:49:55 PM
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The intent of the title is to indicate that capitalism will not die in the chaotic flames of socialist revolution, but slowly drown in a sea of overproduced IoT junk designed specifically to appeal to venture capitalists and no one else.

Quote from: Karl Marx
At a certain high point this increasing concentration in its turn causes a new fall in the rate of profit. The mass of small dispersed capitals is thereby driven along the adventurous road of speculation, credit frauds, stock swindles, and crises. The so-called plethora of capital always applies essentially to a plethora of the capital for which the fall in the rate of profit is not compensated through the mass of profit — this is always true of newly developing fresh offshoots of capital — or to a plethora which places capitals incapable of action on their own at the disposal of the managers of large enterprises in the form of credit.  (https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1894-c3/ch15.htm)

... If the rate of profit falls, there follows, on the one hand, an exertion of capital in order that the individual capitalists, through improved methods, etc., may depress the value of their individual commodity below the social average value and thereby realise an extra profit at the prevailing market-price. On the other hand, there appears swindling and a general promotion of swindling by recourse to frenzied ventures with new methods of production, new investments of capital, new adventures, all for the sake of securing a shred of extra profit which is independent of the general average and rises above it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 19, 2017, 10:04:31 PM
Are these just bags of juice?  What is this? 

They're bags of juice. That you put in a $400 machine and it squeezes the juice out of the bag.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 19, 2017, 10:59:31 PM
Into a cup! For drinking!


TAKE MY MONEY
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Syph on April 19, 2017, 11:00:45 PM
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The intent of the title is to indicate that capitalism will not die in the chaotic flames of socialist revolution, but slowly drown in a sea of overproduced IoT junk designed specifically to appeal to venture capitalists and no one else.

Quote from: Karl Marx
At a certain high point this increasing concentration in its turn causes a new fall in the rate of profit. The mass of small dispersed capitals is thereby driven along the adventurous road of speculation, credit frauds, stock swindles, and crises. The so-called plethora of capital always applies essentially to a plethora of the capital for which the fall in the rate of profit is not compensated through the mass of profit — this is always true of newly developing fresh offshoots of capital — or to a plethora which places capitals incapable of action on their own at the disposal of the managers of large enterprises in the form of credit.  (https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1894-c3/ch15.htm)

... If the rate of profit falls, there follows, on the one hand, an exertion of capital in order that the individual capitalists, through improved methods, etc., may depress the value of their individual commodity below the social average value and thereby realise an extra profit at the prevailing market-price. On the other hand, there appears swindling and a general promotion of swindling by recourse to frenzied ventures with new methods of production, new investments of capital, new adventures, all for the sake of securing a shred of extra profit which is independent of the general average and rises above it.
marx just salty that noone liked him and that he was too conceited to accept the jobs offered to him
 :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 20, 2017, 01:22:53 AM
Thanks for the morning laugh :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 20, 2017, 01:28:19 AM
so the only reason it's internet connected is to check the QR code? couldn't it like...use a satellite time clock?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 20, 2017, 01:29:59 AM
marx just salty that noone liked him and that he was too conceited to accept the jobs offered to him
 :success
funds were what Engels was for

and translations I guess
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 20, 2017, 01:39:33 AM
so the only reason it's internet connected is to check the QR code? couldn't it like...use a satellite time clock?

Internet of things! Meeble meeble meeble! One of us! ONE OF US!!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 20, 2017, 01:42:07 AM
it'd pretty cool if they could find a way that it alters the QR code to tell you when it's actually gone bad rather than the normal expiration date guess which has some extreme latitudes depending on the manufacturer

when do i get the $120 million?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on April 20, 2017, 01:59:12 AM
The title is also a pun on late capitalism, but it wasn't clear to me if that was intended.

The intent of the title is to indicate that capitalism will not die in the chaotic flames of socialist revolution, but slowly drown in a sea of overproduced IoT junk designed specifically to appeal to venture capitalists and no one else.

Here I was fretting that you were a FRANKFURT SCHOOL CULTURAL MARXIST when in fact you accept the tenets of dialectical materialism. Good to know this forum's moderation is in the right hands. :whew
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 20, 2017, 02:06:57 AM
You don't become the People's Commissariat of Internal Affairs of Yum Brands! without being well versed in the synthesis of correct thought.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 20, 2017, 02:18:44 PM
Cue Cat! That's a name I haven't heard in forever. Back when Wired was my bible.



Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: zomgee on April 20, 2017, 02:23:54 PM
I still have my CueCat!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Syph on April 20, 2017, 05:20:22 PM
marx just salty that noone liked him and that he was too conceited to accept the jobs offered to him
 :success
funds were what Engels was for

and translations I guess
circumlocutory translations...(more like that was marx in the first place smh)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Let's Cyber on April 20, 2017, 07:01:58 PM
Message from the CEO

https://medium.com/@Juicero/a-note-from-juiceros-new-ceo-cb23a1462b03

 :kobeyuck :crowdlaff
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: WanderingWind on April 20, 2017, 07:58:42 PM
I just buy stuff to get a momentary endorphin rush that I would otherwise have to accomplish something in order to achieve. Is that so wrong?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: zomgee on April 20, 2017, 08:11:55 PM
I just buy stuff to get a momentary endorphin rush that I would otherwise have to accomplish something in order to achieve. Is that so wrong?

Just get your wallet out and squeeze it over the garbage disposal until your money gets shredded. You get the same effect.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 20, 2017, 08:15:49 PM
Still not as satisfying as the debacle known as Soylent.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Trurl on April 20, 2017, 08:38:49 PM
I don't know anything about how Soylent turned out, but at least there was something to its pitch.  Maybe it's no better than drinking something like Ensure I guess.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 20, 2017, 08:43:30 PM
I don't know anything about how Soylent turned out, but at least there was something to its pitch.  Maybe it's no better than drinking something like Ensure I guess.

Ensure + Silicon Valley + rat shit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 20, 2017, 08:48:24 PM
Message from the CEO

https://medium.com/@Juicero/a-note-from-juiceros-new-ceo-cb23a1462b03

 :kobeyuck :crowdlaff
So much :confused in this.

Try to solve obesity with fruit juice brehs :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on April 20, 2017, 08:58:04 PM
Still not as satisfying as the debacle known as Soylent.

When Kara went on one of his longer hiatuses I was pretty sure it was because he died from eating tainted Soylent.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 20, 2017, 11:12:02 PM
Drinking Soylent is basically admitting that you have given up on trying to derive any actual joy from the act of living.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 20, 2017, 11:25:27 PM
Drinking Soylent is basically admitting that you have given up on trying to derive any actual joy from the act of living.
but this is exactly why I find it so appealing!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 21, 2017, 03:54:45 AM
So good we have a thread for this now

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/apr/21/dortmund-bus-attack-suspect-arrested-as-police-allege-share-dealing-plot
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 21, 2017, 04:00:43 PM
If you want to tank a stock there are more effective and efficient ways to accomplish that :snob
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 21, 2017, 07:44:54 PM
Yeah, but what if you're a psycho? Suddenly a whole other world of possibilities opens up!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on April 24, 2017, 06:58:09 AM
Cue Cat! That's a name I haven't heard in forever. Back when Wired was my bible.

Nice; I also have a collection of ur-WIRED, otherwise known as MONDO 2000.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on April 24, 2017, 06:58:59 AM
Drinking Soylent is basically admitting that you have given up on trying to derive any actual joy from the act of living.

Is that why Kara bought stock in the company?  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Trent Dole on April 24, 2017, 11:57:12 AM
This is just Silicon Valley's latest Cue Cat.

DMCA to protect ink jet cartridges are another idea which needs to be shot in the head. Is that gone yet? I want to know, but if I look, I'll rabbit hole for another hour.
I had to look this up. :doge (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CueCat)
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Click the URLDOGE
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 24, 2017, 12:05:29 PM
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he CueCat was invented by J. Jovan Philyaw, who changed his name to J. Hutton Pulitzer.

Because J. Jonah Jameson was already taken.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 24, 2017, 06:06:07 PM
This is just Silicon Valley's latest Cue Cat.

DMCA to protect ink jet cartridges are another idea which needs to be shot in the head. Is that gone yet? I want to know, but if I look, I'll rabbit hole for another hour.
I had to look this up. :doge (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CueCat)
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Click the URLDOGE
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Oh now I'm wondering how many other times the doge hid urls  :ohhh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on April 25, 2017, 04:44:53 AM
This is just Silicon Valley's latest Cue Cat.

DMCA to protect ink jet cartridges are another idea which needs to be shot in the head. Is that gone yet? I want to know, but if I look, I'll rabbit hole for another hour.
I had to look this up. :doge (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CueCat)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Click the URLDOGE
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Oh now I'm wondering how many other times the doge hid urls  :ohhh

:neo (http://www.thebore.com/forum/Smileys/default/doge.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Steve Contra on April 26, 2017, 05:11:36 PM
Sometimes it's just too beautiful to stand

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/715648874346520576
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 26, 2017, 05:18:19 PM
*cash register noise
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on May 05, 2017, 04:01:42 PM
http://channel22news.com/popeyes-manager-arrested-for-allegedly-dipping-chicken-in-cocaine-based-flour-to-increase-business-sales/

#latestagecapitalism
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: etiolate on May 05, 2017, 04:07:19 PM
I'm offended that any man of taste would think Popeye's chicken would need anything added. Plus, how well does cocaine pair with hot sauce and slaw? For shame!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 06, 2017, 12:27:05 PM
https://twitter.com/zjshearer/status/860673456588951552
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: T234 on May 06, 2017, 12:37:14 PM
I'm offended that any man of taste would think Popeye's chicken would need anything added. Plus, how well does cocaine pair with hot sauce and slaw? For shame!


I've done quite a bit of cocaine, I never once felt as though I wanted to eat anything during it but pussy.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2017, 01:04:28 PM
https://twitter.com/zjshearer/status/860673456588951552

 :cac
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 07, 2017, 08:04:35 PM
https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/861341348825358336
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: etiolate on May 07, 2017, 11:55:10 PM
I went to a Dutch Bros Coffee today and the experience made me think of this thread and Tom Haverford from P&R.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 12, 2017, 02:14:29 PM
https://twitter.com/captainsafia/status/863038073227153409
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 14, 2017, 10:38:39 PM
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/861974337515139074
https://twitter.com/argumatronic/status/862023609434460161
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 14, 2017, 10:44:05 PM
:ohhh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 15, 2017, 04:46:35 AM
Def one of the more easily circumvented DRM systems
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 17, 2017, 04:02:15 AM
https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/861341348825358336

(http://i.imgur.com/Kr77Mtt.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 24, 2017, 02:24:28 AM
https://twitter.com/ugsadkid/status/867194054488059906
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 27, 2017, 09:47:34 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAtP5TnXcAAg262.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on June 06, 2017, 12:12:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ze85Vw4.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 01, 2017, 06:26:59 PM
https://www.juicero.com/company-news/
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To our loyal customers and partners,

Since our launch 16 months ago, we’ve been grateful for the support you’ve shown toward our mission of bringing more fresh produce into people’s lives. Juicero has grown so much thanks to your loyalty.

However, today, after selling over a million Produce Packs, we must let you know that we are suspending the sale of the Juicero Press and Produce Packs immediately.

In order to fulfill our mission, we announced last month that we would shift our resources to focus on lowering the price of the Press and Produce Packs. We began identifying ways that we could source, manufacture and distribute at a lower cost to consumers.

During this process, it became clear that creating an effective manufacturing and distribution system for a nationwide customer base requires infrastructure that we cannot achieve on our own as a standalone business. We are confident that to truly have the long-term impact we want to make, we need to focus on finding an acquirer with an existing national fresh food supply chain who can carry forward the Juicero mission.

For the next 90 days, we are offering refunds for your purchase of the Juicero Press. Please contact help@juicero.com by December 1, 2017 to request a refund for your purchase. If you have an active Pack subscription, you will receive your final delivery next week (week of September 4th).

As we enter this new chapter, we also want to express the deepest gratitude to our employees who have poured their hearts and souls into developing, launching and growing Juicero over the past 3 years. Words alone cannot express how humbled we are by their commitment, ingenuity and talents; they have showed true care for each other, our amazing customers and our shared mission. While this decision will affect them personally, we’re committed to ensuring a fair transition for all. We could not be more proud of our team and are excited to see the positive impact they will continue to have in the world. If your company is hiring and has interest in talking with any of our employees, please contact us at jobs@juicero.com.

In a short period of time, you’ve validated that there is national demand for easier access to fresh produce and hassle-free cold-press juicing — thank you again for coming on this journey with us.

Thank you,

The Juicero Team
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 01, 2017, 06:30:25 PM
The market has spoken.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 13, 2017, 03:13:03 PM
Would you Kickstart a $400 smart pillow that always stays cold? (https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2017/9/13/16302782/moona-smart-pillow-pad-always-cold)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on September 13, 2017, 03:28:31 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ufEw7Y4.png?1)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 13, 2017, 05:21:47 PM
Capitalism working overtime today brehs!

Fury at 'Bodega' tech startup that aims to put corner shops out of business (https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/sep/13/tech-startup-bodega-corner-stores#img-1)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 13, 2017, 05:51:27 PM
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A tech startup...that hopes to replace mom-and-pop shops with unmanned boxes that rely on an app and artificial intelligence

:thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on September 14, 2017, 05:25:34 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/JS3vpNi.png?1)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 14, 2017, 02:15:02 PM
https://twitter.com/moneyries/status/908009558735572993
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: PlayDat on September 15, 2017, 06:09:48 PM
The snowflakes at Reason would like it if poor people stopped being mean to millionaires (http://reason.com/blog/2017/09/14/shove-your-manufactured-bodega-vending-m).

Quote from: Reason
So this is not a story about gentrification or "evil tech bros" at all. Nevertheless, CEO and co-founder of Bodega Paul McDonald had to go on the internet to apologize for the fact that people were just reflexively outraged for no reason. No, McDonald says, they're not trying to put corner stores out of business
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on September 16, 2017, 04:56:57 AM
https://twitter.com/moneyries/status/908009558735572993

Though I enjoy the humor, this comic misses the same point I've heard made with other efforts where samaritanism is not at the core of the effort. SV is doing a lot of interesting stuff, and it's all driven by money. So much money that it has made a mess of the wage structuring in the entire area. People who aren't in tech can't afford to live in the area, so you've got school teachers living two hours away and commuting in every day. That's unsustainable. It will break, eventually.

It's like, people bitch about how there's not some major change coming from The Internet People and High Tech Sector, and they make fun of bullshit products like that juice-bag-squeezing startup — and rightfully so! They're not being given the things they want, but they are failing to acknowledge how much of their daily life has been already touched by having internet access on a palm-sized device they can take with them anywhere. Like, I'm not recommending this, but a college kid can potentially buy a $49 Kindle Fire and a $32 BT keyboard, and use it as a laptop for writing papers, using Silk to access Google Docs and Sheets for free. This is a <$100 solution based on the results of the free market producing something inexpensive and yet practical.

I feel there's a connection here, too, to the FOSS movement, where many outsiders are critical of how engineers have spent their time on it, saying that time could more productively be spent on finding a cure for cancer, or fixing the printer drivers, or improving the way screen real estate is handled in dialogs… BUT NONE OF THAT IS FUN, apparently! And we can't tell hobbyists what to enjoy in their spare time just because it's not helping us directly at this moment. When I hear people complain like this, I want to tell them to fuck off, grow up, go home, learn to code, and then be the change they want to see in the world.

:OLD_MAN_SHOUTS_AT_CLOUDS.gif
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: PlayDat on September 16, 2017, 10:31:16 AM
I feel like SV tech bros are already lavished with plenty of praise for the nice stuff they've created.  That same heightened status could be the reason everyone thinks their app is worth millions from venture capitalists.  I agree with you on the topic of open source development.  As long you're not creating something unethical then knock yourself out. Have fun with it!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2017, 05:49:42 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/7o8b6af.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on October 07, 2017, 05:53:32 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLeq0yQUQAAmGjB.jpg:small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on October 07, 2017, 11:20:51 AM
https://twitter.com/somebadideas/status/916539634716499968

https://twitter.com/Hello_Tailor/status/916390570301493248
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2017, 02:09:50 PM
lol at the mcdonald's sezchuan sauce fuckery
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on October 07, 2017, 03:21:37 PM
Is the Marvel-Northrop Grumman advertisements really "late stage" capitalism, though ?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on October 07, 2017, 06:30:38 PM
lol at the mcdonald's sezchuan sauce fuckery

Packets are going for a thousand on eBay apparently.  :stop :stahp :iface :mindblown
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on October 28, 2017, 08:31:12 PM
https://twitter.com/alexisgoldstein/status/923939193688154112
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: warcock on October 29, 2017, 04:21:40 AM
<---licensed robot prostitute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on October 29, 2017, 06:45:40 AM
https://twitter.com/alexisgoldstein/status/923939193688154112

Would you rather have people not have jobs ? Are you some kind of communist, son ?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on October 29, 2017, 12:40:18 PM
https://twitter.com/aurebeth/status/924316155355033605
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: helios on October 29, 2017, 07:29:13 PM
https://twitter.com/anniefryman/status/924120177058254848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2Fshowthread.php%3Fthreadid%3D3824498%26userid%3D0%26perpage%3D40%26pagenumber%3D1280
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 30, 2017, 07:23:40 AM
This is how bad shit is in London

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Shared Ownership provides an affordable, smart way to buying a new or resale home; you simply purchase a share in a brand new property - usually a minimum of 25% of the home's value – and pay a subsidised rent on the part you don't own. In future, if you wish, you can usually buy further shares until you own your home outright.

http://www.sharedownershipweek.co.uk/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 30, 2017, 10:45:37 AM
Consider buying a rundown dump and renting it out to poor minorities that can't afford to live in a better home. #Lifehacks
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2017, 10:55:14 AM
<---licensed robot prostitute

define the polymorphism of your interface(s) so i can assess whether you have support for a wide range of variant inputs

alternatively, please share the protocol and encryption model for your service's back door
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 01, 2018, 10:45:06 PM
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/969273297690079234
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: hampster on March 01, 2018, 11:57:12 PM
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The phone will eventually cost $400...

 :rofl
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on March 04, 2018, 04:20:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XHkmp7y.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on March 04, 2018, 05:01:26 PM
Real talk, a retail job I had ages ago had super conservative management. During "training" they put my in the break room with a binder of DVDs I had to watch to get up to speed on company policy and what not, and one of them was a "unions are evil" dvd that had been produced within the decade. They hilariously really hammered home how much unions contribute to organized crime at every opportunity. I was like what organized crime? The mafia barely exists any more, are unions secretly funding MS13 or something? You'd think Whitey Buldger was strangling union leaders by the dozens the way they were talking about it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: naff on March 04, 2018, 06:52:02 PM
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/969273297690079234

I want something like this, and look forward to some kind of future kindle phone. a hyper simple e-ink phone which i can also read long form pieces on will be great.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on March 10, 2018, 11:59:31 PM
https://joeyh.name/blog/entry/prove_you_are_not_an_Evil_corporate_person/

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Google Is Helping the Pentagon Build AI for Drones
 (https://gizmodo.com/google-is-helping-the-pentagon-build-ai-for-drones-1823464533)
"to automate the identification and classification of images taken by drones — cars, buildings, people — providing analysts with increased ability to make informed decisions on the battlefield"

These news reports don't mention reCaptcha explicitly, but it's been asking about a lot of cars lately. Whatever the source of the data that Google is using for this, it's disgusting that they're mining it from us without our knowledge or consent.

Google claims that "The technology flags images for human review, and is for non-offensive uses only". So, if a drone operator has a neural network that we all were tricked & coerced into training to identify cars and people helping to highlight them on their screen and center the crosshairs just right, and the neural network is not pressing the kill switch, is it being used for "non-offensive purposes only"?
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Google has some legal advice that the AGPL source provision triggers much more often than it's commonly understood to. I encouraged them to make that legal reasoning public, so the community could address/debunk it, but I don't think they have. I won't go into details about it here, other than it seemed pretty bonkers.

Mixing in some AGPL code with an otherwise GPL codebase also seems sufficient to trigger Google's allergy. In the case of git-annex, it's possible to build all releases (until next month's) with a flag that prevents linking with any AGPL code, which should mean the resulting binary is GPL licensed, but Google still didn't feel able to use it, since the git-annex source tree includes AGPL files.

I don't know if Google's allergy to the AGPL extends to software used for drone murder applications, but in any case I look forward to preventing Google from using more of my software in the future.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on March 12, 2018, 08:34:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/dyArkzp.jpg)

:thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on April 16, 2018, 02:49:49 PM
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/985925929628307456
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 16, 2018, 03:40:46 PM
In curly's pro-labor hell every loser would get a half hour piss break and paper towels in the bathroom. Not on my watch, buddy!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on April 16, 2018, 03:50:03 PM
Watersports :mouf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on April 16, 2018, 04:05:16 PM
Bezos didn't get rich by paying his workers well. :money
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: studyguy on April 16, 2018, 06:26:28 PM
https://twitter.com/BigPaulieDoyle/status/985894906404229122
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on April 16, 2018, 08:16:04 PM
How the hell did I miss this thread and not see the Marvel-Northrop Grumman comic?  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on April 16, 2018, 10:19:22 PM
I always wondered, how exactly do the people that shriek about the evil labor camps in the Soviet Union justify supporting sweatshops?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 16, 2018, 10:34:40 PM
Typical liberal, trying to make sweating illegal.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: hampster on April 17, 2018, 12:49:38 AM
https://twitter.com/BigPaulieDoyle/status/985894906404229122
First paragraph: we’re not for or against war
Last paragraph: declare war
 ???
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 17, 2018, 01:00:01 AM
I always wondered, how exactly do the people that shriek about the evil labor camps in the Soviet Union justify supporting sweatshops?

Because the labour camps didnt make nikes
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on April 17, 2018, 01:50:25 AM
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Former members of Tesla’s environment, health and safety team told Reveal that Musk doesn’t like the color yellow, a common color used to tell factory workers to take caution in certain areas. Instead, lanes in the factory are reportedly color-coded in shades of gray—a claim Tesla denies.

Roger Croney, a former supervisor at the factory, told Reveal that Musk wanted everything to be red and gray. Musk also reportedly doesn’t like a lot of signs or the beeping sound forklifts make to indicate they are backing up.

https://gizmodo.com/tesla-whistleblowers-say-electric-carmaker-failed-to-re-1825292358 (https://gizmodo.com/tesla-whistleblowers-say-electric-carmaker-failed-to-re-1825292358)

lmao

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 17, 2018, 02:54:34 PM
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Former members of Tesla’s environment, health and safety team told Reveal that Musk doesn’t like the color yellow

Elon Musk is Green Lantern?! :ohhh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on April 17, 2018, 05:14:05 PM
Tesla might legitimately go out of business.

It would take some time but it’s a real possibility that they have to liquidate.

This whole thing reminds me of a story I read about Steve Jobs running Nexxt computer (or however it was spelled).

The company was going out of business and he’s trying to figure exactly which Pantone shade of purple to trademark for the paint on the assembly line.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2018, 09:39:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8UYBpAY.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on April 17, 2018, 09:46:43 PM
It looks like someone scraped a dog shit off of the bottom of the shoe by dragging their feet then threw two slices of bread next to it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on April 19, 2018, 09:53:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/kLRnDRE.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 19, 2018, 12:08:03 PM
Oregon Grew More Cannabis Than Customers Can Smoke. Now Shops and Farmers Are Left With Mountains of Unwanted Bud.

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"We have standard grams on the shelf at $4," Alport says. "Before, we didn't see a gram below $8."

The scene at Bridge City Collective is playing out across the city and state. Three years into Oregon's era of recreational cannabis, the state is inundated with legal weed.

It turns out Oregonians are good at growing cannabis—too good.

In February, state officials announced that 1.1 million pounds of cannabis flower were logged in the state's database.

If a million pounds sounds like a lot of pot, that's because it is: Last year, Oregonians smoked, vaped or otherwise consumed just under 340,000 pounds of legal bud.

That means Oregon farmers have grown three times what their clientele can smoke in a year.

http://www.wweek.com/news/2018/04/18/oregon-grew-more-cannabis-than-customers-can-smoke-now-shops-and-farmers-are-left-with-mountains-of-unwanted-bud/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 19, 2018, 01:32:55 PM
Life comes at you fast.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on April 19, 2018, 02:30:04 PM
send to me pls, ill handle it
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on April 19, 2018, 03:55:20 PM
Meanwhile in sweden some bigtime wholesaler must have been busted because prices are at 15 euros/gram on the dark web and the available strains are fewer than ever before.

Good thing i'm on a break from weed, because 15 euro/gram (and that's if you buy 10g) is fucking bullshit. #latestagenannystate



Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 19, 2018, 04:35:30 PM
send to me pls, ill handle it

I'd make the drive to buy some if I wasn't afraid of having to deal with the Feds on the way back.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 19, 2018, 05:38:59 PM
Lol when it comes to flower, no reason to buy. Everyone knows someone who grows since it’s legal
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on April 21, 2018, 07:48:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ExskPaY.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on April 21, 2018, 10:44:52 PM
i can't breath (cause i have asthma and  no health insurance)

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/984159534963875840
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on April 22, 2018, 05:57:43 AM
Tweet during a medical emergency brehs.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on April 25, 2018, 11:23:17 PM
https://twitter.com/robmanuel/status/989218947990990848
https://twitter.com/theshrillest/status/989298173091827712
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2018, 09:52:49 AM
I don’t even understand it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on April 26, 2018, 11:08:11 AM
https://www.gsb.stanford.edu/insights/workplace-killing-people-nobody-cares
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on April 26, 2018, 05:00:14 PM
https://twitter.com/IPM_Prime/status/988841508018237440
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on April 30, 2018, 06:21:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/POEkbbk.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/SSJ4xFj.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/ctd3e4R.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on May 02, 2018, 10:08:27 PM
Tesla might legitimately go out of business.

It would take some time but it’s a real possibility that they have to liquidate.

This whole thing reminds me of a story I read about Steve Jobs running Nexxt computer (or however it was spelled).

The company was going out of business and he’s trying to figure exactly which Pantone shade of purple to trademark for the paint on the assembly line.

speaking of

https://twitter.com/tsrandall/status/991821775280529408
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 03, 2018, 12:46:33 AM
Ah yes the Neverthink app, me and the wife saw this and were just "smh"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on May 03, 2018, 10:33:04 AM
https://www.google.com/search?q=lockheed+martin+stock+price&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1

Lockheed Martin shares are taking a beating since the prospect of war with NK is dissipating.  :cac
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 03, 2018, 10:46:25 AM
Trump hurting small business owners. :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 03, 2018, 01:54:47 PM
https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt/status/990360045673156609
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on May 03, 2018, 03:24:36 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kYMWnTw.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 03, 2018, 04:22:25 PM
Neverthink app sounds rad for gettin lit and watching some tubes, sry not sry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on May 07, 2018, 01:56:13 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/pGiPd7s.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 07, 2018, 04:34:38 PM
Prolly, y?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 10, 2018, 02:34:40 AM
https://twitter.com/ByRosenberg/status/994278935264284672
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 20, 2018, 03:05:20 PM
https://twitter.com/KTVU/status/998267837855625216

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 20, 2018, 10:19:39 PM
you snitched yet, filler?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 21, 2018, 01:29:24 AM
i'm no (((wrath)))  ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 21, 2018, 03:56:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8LxORztUWY
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 22, 2018, 01:19:00 PM
https://twitter.com/ACLU/status/998926829829394432

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/google-dont-be-evil-code-conduct-removed-alphabet-a8361276.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2018, 01:22:09 PM
i'll nnever doubt good emperor again :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on May 22, 2018, 02:07:50 PM
https://twitter.com/ACLU/status/998926829829394432

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/google-dont-be-evil-code-conduct-removed-alphabet-a8361276.html

In the news later this year:
The camera reported 2.209 burglaries in florida, and half of them matched with this man who is now wanted for questioning:

(https://static.highsnobiety.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/07132600/this-is-america-what-you-missed-01-960x640.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 22, 2018, 03:32:37 PM
Gross, look at those huge nipples.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 23, 2018, 05:02:22 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/7eu0OD1.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: D3RANG3D on May 23, 2018, 05:53:20 PM
Now free speech is sacrosanct.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on May 23, 2018, 06:34:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xtXERT5.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 23, 2018, 10:52:56 PM
Quote
Context:
-My insomnia and general sleep issues over the last couple of months
-Constantly needing to work from home due to illness or exhaustion.
-Regularly working 10+ hour days
-Brain fog + being forgetful/slow/spacing out
-Not getting tasks done in a timely manner (right before 5pm) most days (Scrum/Agile [a productivity system designed for left brained CS majors developing software in the 90s...] or whatever has been a nightmare)
-Expressing the need to take a break from work to my Creative Director but, at the same time, feeling like I can't because I'm the only full-time production designer on staff since the other one quit a couple of years ago to have a cushy job as a "Graphic Communications Coordinator" at a private Christian school. Also, I have 6 years of professional experience under my belt and I know all our systems & client's quirks better than a temp designer or design intern would.
-We have more work/clients on retainer than ever before.


There's probably some stuff I'm forgetting but that's the gist of it.

Also, no designer in their right mind with 6 of experience or my skill level would work for "peanuts" ($33K~ a year) like I am. So I'm secure in that regard. They would demand $40K to $45K or more. Also, we just hired two new managerial peeps to help out with scrum and close something called an "AGI gap"? And I can't really ask for a raise until we close that gap... Basically we work too slow and we're not profitable because of it. But I'm already whipping up website concepts at lighting speed I can't imagine working fucking faster than I already am.

And sure you might say, "you idiot. find another job." but that would involve building a portfolio from scratch (since most of my client work is sub par imho) and moving to a large city (which I don't have the resources to do right now). So I'm kinda trapped.

Maybe this "sabbatical" will give me time to finally flesh out that portfolio...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 23, 2018, 11:59:27 PM
The bad part about working from home is that you have to install your own suicide nets.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 24, 2018, 01:16:58 AM
I keep a notebook of things I see in my professional travels that I might use for material in a book someday that I update intermittently and tonight I updated it with this but thought it would also be appropriate for this thread:

"Note from taxpayer with personal tax documents: '[Current year] is going to be a great year; I will be working 3 jobs.'"

Also, to sort of poop on the general conceit of this thread, somewhat recently it came to my attention that Jeff Bezos's stepdad (who initially capitalized the comically evil online Wal-Mart) has his own "Fidel took my slaves :'(" story. :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 24, 2018, 01:55:31 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RUjkp6CrtA

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=dlMGW5K7FYes0gKpjpvgCA&q=Wall+Street+Webcasting&oq=Wall+Street+Webcasting&gs_l=psy-ab.13..0l6j0i22i30k1l2.2220.2220.0.4874.3.2.0.0.0.0.88.88.1.2.0....0...1.2.64.psy-ab..1.2.165.6..35i39k1.77.aGNmufdt0Uk
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on May 25, 2018, 07:45:19 PM
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2018-05-25-being-the-boss-of-dragon-age

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We're upstairs at Zero Zero, a pizza and pasta place just a 10-minute walk from the begging mothers and the babies they cradle who sit on the sidewalks that connect the buildings that host GDC, the world's largest gathering of video game developers, a place thousands come to share, to learn, to network, and, occasionally - although I sense through gritted teeth - talk to press people such as me.
...Uh. :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK on May 26, 2018, 09:48:52 AM
the "If you don't give consent, we will still show you ads." popup on eurogamer is the real #latestagecapitalism
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Corporal on May 26, 2018, 02:57:34 PM
It's crazy what kind of bloat gets added to some pages. Thank you, GDPR, for at least scaring the bejeezus out of some companies. I shall enjoy the "EU experience" of pages everywhere, for however long it takes them to weaselword their way around the protection.

From:
https://twitter.com/fr3ino/status/1000166112615714816?s=09 (https://twitter.com/fr3ino/status/1000166112615714816?s=09)
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Because of #GDPR, USA Today decided to run a separate version of their website for EU users, which has all the tracking scripts and ads removed. The site seemed very fast, so I did a performance audit. How fast the internet could be without all the junk! 🙄

5.2MB → 500KB
Quote
They went from a load time of more than 45 seconds to 3 seconds, from 124 (!) JavaScript files to 0, and from a total of more than 500 requests to 34.

Opening the USA today site.
(https://i.imgur.com/wRPoDSq.jpg)
US experience:
(https://i.imgur.com/r3OcFc7.jpg)
EU experience:
(https://i.imgur.com/knJdxkj.jpg)

time to fire up those VPNs, m'gents.


Sigh... Two years coming, many more years in planning, and so many of these fools just now start to vet their sites and services for GDPR compliance. Speedy and efficient, that private sector, isn't it?  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 26, 2018, 03:22:04 PM
GDPR irritates me because I read it as GDR every time it's in an email subject line and get excited about der DDR being popular again only to discover it's some fucking nerd shit when I open it. :ussrcry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on May 26, 2018, 04:34:21 PM
GDPR irritates me because I read it as GDR every time it's in an email subject line and get excited about der DDR being popular again only to discover it's some fucking nerd shit when I open it. :ussrcry

Meanwhile in DDR: GDPR ist die Titten, mann.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 27, 2018, 03:54:11 PM
https://twitter.com/kuziemsky/status/1000776436930752512 (https://twitter.com/kuziemsky/status/1000776436930752512)

EU PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 27, 2018, 03:55:18 PM
fake
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 27, 2018, 10:51:24 PM
I have more than $100 in my bank account for the first time in a year
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on May 29, 2018, 01:18:23 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DeVvyDqXUAUW60C.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 29, 2018, 01:24:58 AM
they're playing a bit fast and loose with the definition of 'honestly' there
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2018, 01:44:25 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/pntvqeR.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 30, 2018, 03:32:46 PM
https://twitter.com/Polygon/status/1001567306575728640
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on May 30, 2018, 04:19:43 PM
Not sure which is worse, being on the xbox support team and waking up monday finding out you've been laid off, or being on the xbox volunteer team and finding out that you do what used to be paid work but you are instead being compensated with toys...

edit: ok i know what is worse, you can always find a new job, but your self esteem? That's harder to replace.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on May 30, 2018, 04:36:23 PM
GDPR irritates me because I read it as GDR every time it's in an email subject line and get excited about der DDR being popular again only to discover it's some fucking nerd shit when I open it. :ussrcry

I read it as CDPR and open it thinking it's Cyberpunk 2077 news.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 30, 2018, 09:12:36 PM
https://twitter.com/jribas/status/1001840602571526145
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: naff on May 30, 2018, 10:26:59 PM
Neverthink app sounds rad for gettin lit and watching some tubes, sry not sry

Couldn't you just like...go to youtube and do the same thing?

if they're actually curating content, this would be a real step up for most people. really, your agency in choice is pretty limited. you are being directed through a series of recommendations and social cues.

looking at what is most popular on spotify/youtube i think it's clear "choice" leads people to making terrible decisions.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 31, 2018, 04:01:39 AM
https://twitter.com/jribas/status/1001840602571526145
https://twitter.com/hailthenewflesh/status/1001914290805362688

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 01, 2018, 11:17:04 AM
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2018/05/memes-are-becoming-harder-to-monetize/561578/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 01, 2018, 07:35:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xZM69lO.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on June 01, 2018, 07:41:31 PM
That actually makes the most sense.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on June 01, 2018, 08:23:18 PM
It made sense to me, too, but then I looked into it and that's inconsistent with previous research on life expectancy vs. political leaning so... inconclusive.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 01, 2018, 08:37:09 PM
I posted for the headline and the ad, not the headline. :maf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 02, 2018, 12:29:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/284lPXm.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on June 02, 2018, 12:31:29 PM
wait till that account starts spamming jacobin's inbox with pictures of dead Chinese kids
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 03, 2018, 09:17:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOzkJbk6uBc
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on June 03, 2018, 09:48:42 PM
best part is the developer's justification:

Quote
We wanted to break the stigma of being homeless, and thus we developed a realistic simulator that will allow people from all ages and incomes to feel the heartbreak that is the day to day life of the impoverished and cognitively maligned. The game is an opus to every human being that has fallen through the cracks of society, only to be abused and subsequently forgotten by a world which values wealth above humanity. It is our sincere hope that this game will open the eyes of many to the ongoing oppression of their fellow humans, who are all too often met with a blind eye.

you're not fooling anybody breh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 03, 2018, 09:57:58 PM
wait till that account starts spamming jacobin's inbox with pictures of dead Chinese kids

It was founded by Zbigniew "who cares about The Taliban, muh Soviets" Brzezinski so I'd hope it wouldn't try.

Or is this a PRC - US thaw joke because that's also applicable with Big Zbigniew.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 08, 2018, 12:30:10 PM
fake

https://www.washingtonpost.com/gdpr-consent/?destination=%2fopinions%2fa-note-to-readers%2f2018%2f06%2f08%2f3512010c-6b24-11e8-bea7-c8eb28bc52b1_story.html%3fnoredirect%3don%26utm_term%3d.3da8031781d9&noredirect=on&utm_term=.a2f7f3cd09a8 (https://www.washingtonpost.com/gdpr-consent/?destination=%2fopinions%2fa-note-to-readers%2f2018%2f06%2f08%2f3512010c-6b24-11e8-bea7-c8eb28bc52b1_story.html%3fnoredirect%3don%26utm_term%3d.3da8031781d9&noredirect=on&utm_term=.a2f7f3cd09a8)

Not fake  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on June 11, 2018, 07:40:32 PM
https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1006257261897973761
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 08:50:50 PM
Finally, some form of revenge (outside killing shitty restuarant chains and malls.)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 11, 2018, 11:30:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW4K8AtGcG0
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on June 12, 2018, 01:26:46 AM
at least it beats still living with your parents at 19.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on June 12, 2018, 02:06:11 AM
https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/1006348697704099841
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on June 13, 2018, 07:05:36 AM
https://twitter.com/YahooFinance/status/1006173209442553857
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 13, 2018, 05:52:07 PM
Gotta do something with the dough they drop on the floor, I guess
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on June 14, 2018, 04:40:55 PM
  :tophat "How many layers of neo-liberalism are you on?"

 :wtf  "I dunno. 2 or 3?"

 :tophat "You are like a baby. Watch this:"

(https://i.imgur.com/GgFZ8tp.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/SZjYUV9.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/ZW2NnRZ.jpg)

(https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4148/35572616162_c7a65f1e03_b.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2018, 02:13:06 PM
See and raise.

(https://i.imgur.com/cZVr95w.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: sphagnum on June 16, 2018, 02:27:13 AM
Nato? more like gayto

Alternatively: clear evidence for Russia that homosexuality is a symptom of decadent bourgeois western imperialism
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 17, 2018, 08:48:41 PM
https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/1008381157942218752
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on June 28, 2018, 08:04:30 PM
https://twitter.com/profwolff/status/1012387402432831489
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on June 28, 2018, 09:02:45 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/P5WvADS.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on June 28, 2018, 11:16:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/h92sGjR.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 29, 2018, 04:42:18 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcPkitqfc6k
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 29, 2018, 05:13:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dciB6Z-eMpg
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 29, 2018, 08:13:05 PM
Won't someone please think of the mom and pop pot shops?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on July 03, 2018, 10:10:02 PM
https://twitter.com/SaddestRobots/status/1013756757183692800
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 04, 2018, 06:13:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Y8VF7ZKzY
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2018, 06:40:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Y8VF7ZKzY

Ooops I Hadid it again.

The former CEO of Ticketmaster is the good guy?  :kobeyuck

Is progressive property tax a thing anywhere?

edit:
Quote
In its 2018 budget, B.C.'s provincial government proposed to make property taxation progressive: the tax rate would increase along with property value. Current practice simply multiplies the property value with a uniform "mill rate." Starting in 2019, properties valued over $3 million will pay an extra 0.2% on the value exceeding $3 million, and a further 0.2% on the value exceeding $4million.

Use the extra money collected for guillotines.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on July 04, 2018, 09:57:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Y8VF7ZKzY

Top comment:

Quote
rich people complaining about rich people 😒
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 04, 2018, 10:14:35 PM
Is progressive property tax a thing anywhere?

Dipshit reactionaries capped property tax rates here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_13_(1978)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on July 04, 2018, 10:41:24 PM
https://twitter.com/SaddestRobots/status/1013756757183692800

Wait, what about Russia and China?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Trurl on July 04, 2018, 11:34:11 PM
Or India Pakistan
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 05, 2018, 03:07:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKvGfidI5pg
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 05, 2018, 03:16:46 AM
Is progressive property tax a thing anywhere?

Dipshit reactionaries capped property tax rates here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_13_(1978)

Property tax is disgusting and only creates a bigger gap between classes.

Just like inheritance tax.

Small sums or single property owners should be exempt from this crap.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 05, 2018, 03:35:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0jfn61FTGQ
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on July 05, 2018, 03:36:33 AM
Rich people often have a large portion of their wealth in property. Land that just sits around and appreciates because there is a shortage of housing.

I'm okay with getting rid of property taxes if height restrictions on multifamily buildings is also removed.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 05, 2018, 04:56:03 AM
Rich people often have a large portion of their wealth in property. Land that just sits around and appreciates because there is a shortage of housing.

I'm okay with getting rid of property taxes if height restrictions on multifamily buildings is also removed.

Oh the rich should be taxed for sure

Im talking about hard working blue collar people that want to leave something for their kids, not 10 properties and millions, but a normal family house and maybe a few grand
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 05, 2018, 12:37:21 PM
Is progressive property tax a thing anywhere?

Dipshit reactionaries capped property tax rates here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_13_(1978)

Property tax is disgusting and only creates a bigger gap between classes.

Just like inheritance tax.

Small sums or single property owners should be exempt from this crap.
I don't have a strong position on the subject, but property taxes are the major source of revenue for municipalities in Canada (I believe the same is true of counties in the US), as Canadian municipalities don't have power to levy direct and indirect taxes, such as corporate, income, and sales taxes. Sales taxes are more regressive than property taxes.

Although property taxes are a bit regressive, they can be made more progressive with higher rates for higher-valued properties. Kara posted a link showing that this isn't really possible in California as there is a cap of 1% of its assessed value, and the assessed value may only go up to 2% per year. The average price of house went from 70,890.00 in 1978 to $450,990 in 2004. Because of the 2% cap on the increase of the assessed value, that means a property owned by the same person would have an assessed value of just $116,302.56 in 2004 instead of $450,990, meaning the most property tax levied would be $1,163.02.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 05, 2018, 03:43:42 PM
Thats not a lot tbf

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 08, 2018, 02:28:30 PM
https://www.twitter.com/moongrudge/status/1015802785286279169
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 08, 2018, 02:30:50 PM
Since this thread became one about taxes: the estate tax is an income tax levied on deferred income that was realized by involuntary conversion (death). There's nothing wrong with one assessed in a progressive manner.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on July 08, 2018, 03:42:25 PM
What's the tax rate on gifts? I've heard that rich peeps will give away a lot of their property near the end of their life to avoid estate taxes.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 08, 2018, 07:17:59 PM
https://www.twitter.com/moongrudge/status/1015802785286279169

Alexa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 08, 2018, 07:22:40 PM
https://www.twitter.com/moongrudge/status/1015802785286279169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOlXkj-RO-M
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 08, 2018, 08:15:06 PM
What's the tax rate on gifts? I've heard that rich peeps will give away a lot of their property near the end of their life to avoid estate taxes.

18% to 40% on taxable gifts iirc.

You can gift to charities, political organizations (https://i.imgur.com/pEthDlQ.jpg), a de minimis amount annually to anyone, and your spouse without incurring tax but generally speaking the gift tax and estate tax are unified to prevent avoidance.

For example, the intentionally defective grantor trust shields appreciating assets from the estate tax but the process still requires the grantor to pay gift tax on the transfer and pay income tax on the assets annually.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 11, 2018, 09:08:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK0iG2ajmJA
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 14, 2018, 08:28:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/uhkUpqe.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 14, 2018, 08:42:59 PM
https://twitter.com/SaddestRobots/status/1013756757183692800
Quote
@SaddestRobots
 Jul 3
More Alex P  🌹 Retweeted Alex P  🌹
quite a few people are miffed that this single picture about the great green blob of "the West" as a big ol' gated community doesn't have like 300 other little red lines in South Sudan and whatnot.

to them, I say: uhh, yah.
personally my main complaint is including the Korean border, since "warzone technically" :lol

also the Finnish-Russian border is sorta unfair, the Soviets built it, and it's not really guarded the whole length (especially by the Finns in comparison to how far the Russians guard it including inwards) because it's frozen wilderness for much of the year

i'm surprised Singapore is the only Top 50 city outside it but not knowing the qualifications i could see reasons a number of Central/South American cities that normally do well on these lists might fall just short (mainly high crime/poverty areas), same for some other select cities around the world (like i imagine China got shutout due to pollution, though figured HK would score well enough), bit surprised Edmonton didn't make it seemed like that was making every list for a couple years (and what are those two US cities east of DC?)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on July 15, 2018, 04:41:58 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/x4jeTWz-ZjHHqYZDrcA-ZaOHhRu3PS1JOgvSM1EAoik.jpg?fit=crop&crop=faces%2Centropy&arh=2&w=640&s=39ef0a6defb850b29de01377b2dd1ff2)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 15, 2018, 06:00:42 PM
I thought that was Wal-Mart's corporate motto?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2018, 12:11:19 PM
http://twitter.com/USArmy/status/1019194088141262851
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: warcock on July 17, 2018, 12:25:37 PM
http://twitter.com/USArmy/status/1019194088141262851

(https://img00.deviantart.net/f595/i/2008/048/5/e/laughing_man_by_seniortwinkie.jpg)
:noah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 18, 2018, 12:34:19 PM
http://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1016448801375055872
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on July 18, 2018, 12:35:17 PM
"yep, you've got stage 3 rulers."  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 18, 2018, 12:55:29 PM
This is the future Skynet wants.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on July 18, 2018, 03:58:21 PM
Algorithmic policing is going to bring down crime, guys.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 18, 2018, 05:55:15 PM
Algorithmic policing is going to bring down crime, guys.

AUTO CRIME FIGHTER 5000
AUTHOR: PETER THIEL, PALMER LUCKY
(with help from ELON MUSK)

SCANNING DATABASE TO DETERMINE HUMAN CRIME LEVEL

*BLEEP BLOOP*
(https://investigaterussia.org/sites/default/files/styles/key_16x9/public/key_players/GettyImages-576761948.jpg?h=88b6571b&itok=FnUtENy9)
"Trustworthy and slick. Do not arrest."

 :umad

*DERP DOOP*
(https://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/full/public/2011/09/08/156606-russias-prime-minister-putin-hugs-a-bulgarian-shepherd-dog-after-recei.jpg)
"Animal lover. Do not arrest"

 :mynicca

*BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP*
 :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge
(https://s3-storage.textopus.nl/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/17213657/tim-cook-strakke-blik.jpg)
"GLOOMY PLOTTING AND DANGEROUS"
"FRAUD AND MASS MURDER LIKELY SEND ORDERS TO  S P A C E F O R C E  FOR IMMEDIATE ARREST"

*DERP BLEEP*
(https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/10/19/business/19xp-weinsteinroundup1/19xp-weinsteinroundup1-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale)
"Friendly neighbor, leave alone with wife and children"
 :shaqc
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 19, 2018, 05:06:51 PM
This is the future Skynet wants.

Funny you should say that.

Quote
One thing that particularly troubled him was that Americans had begun to remove the human element from the assassination process. One of the few things known about the Kill List is that it’s compiled in part by algorithm.

n 2014, former CIA and NSA director Michael Hayden said in a public debate, “We kill people based on metadata.”

According to multiple reports and leaks, death-by-metadata could be triggered, without even knowing the target’s name, if too many derogatory checks appear on their profile. “Armed military aged males” exhibiting suspicious behavior in the wrong place can become targets, as can someone “seen to be giving out orders.” Such mathematics-based assassinations have come to be known as “signature strikes.”

Quote
(S)he added that Kareem seeks only “his birthright… a timely assertion of his due process rights under the Constitution to be heard before he might be included on the Kill List and his First Amendment rights to free speech before he might be targeted for lethal action”.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/how-to-survive-americas-kill-list-699334/

 :american
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on July 19, 2018, 05:47:33 PM
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1019870314409418752
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on July 19, 2018, 05:57:54 PM
Replies in that are relatively gold.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 19, 2018, 06:18:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X0egTqMUDM
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2018, 01:00:43 AM
Just wanted to say I always read this as Latest Age Capitalism
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 20, 2018, 06:22:17 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/chOiElk.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on July 22, 2018, 07:40:06 PM
https://twitter.com/hockey_brunch/status/1020841209080811520
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 24, 2018, 11:20:21 AM
https://www.adamsmith.org/blog/planning-transport/britain-needs-more-slums
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 24, 2018, 11:23:23 AM
https://www.adamsmith.org/blog/planning-transport/britain-needs-more-slums

Quote
Sweeping deregulation is the only way to provide Britain with the slums it is crying out for.
:gbcry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on July 24, 2018, 05:00:43 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Di1biySU8AA8ML0.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2018, 05:23:30 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Di1biySU8AA8ML0.jpg)

 :delicious
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2018, 06:21:40 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/jDscoMV.png)

Was watching an episode of the new DuckTales and the poster in the background caught my attention.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 25, 2018, 03:56:53 AM
https://twitter.com/hockey_brunch/status/1020841209080811520
https://qz.com/1334123/forbes-deleted-an-op-ed-arguing-that-amazon-should-replace-libraries/
Quote
“Forbes advocates spirited dialogue on a range of topics, including those that often take a contrarian view,” a Forbes spokesperson says in a statement. “Libraries play an important role in our society. This article was outside of this contributor’s specific area of expertise, and has since been removed.”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 25, 2018, 04:07:34 AM
More collectivist censorship, smdh. :usacry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on July 25, 2018, 05:47:49 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1021916942750375936
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2018, 05:57:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/1lWwncO.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 25, 2018, 08:49:56 PM
Quote
Toxoplasmosis has been linked to a greater risk of "car accidents, mental illness, neuroticism, drug abuse and suicide,” Johnson and her colleagues wrote in their paper, published in the Proceedings of the Royal Society B.

Sounds great!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 25, 2018, 09:34:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp0h_qqBG-M&t=17s
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on July 27, 2018, 10:14:34 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/P9KKep4.jpg)

Uncle Sam: "You did splendidly, my boy, for a first attempt; but, for your own good and that of the country, get rid of that dangerous companion of yours as soon as possible."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 27, 2018, 05:19:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sl7ISfz.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 27, 2018, 09:42:16 PM
http://twitter.com/tictoc/status/1022922575486377985

spoiler (click to show/hide)
More for the "no shit, Sherlock" headline made possible by social media ephemera than the content of the tweet.
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 28, 2018, 05:28:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_or8biB1K4  :doge

Reggie is in this video with his Nintendo LABO

 :dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 28, 2018, 06:03:47 PM
http://www.kctv5.com/story/38753295/bank-of-america-questioning-customers-citizenship-freezing-accounts
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on July 28, 2018, 06:55:01 PM
http://www.kctv5.com/story/38753295/bank-of-america-questioning-customers-citizenship-freezing-accounts

Yeah I have dual citizenship which I indicated on the citizenship portion of my BofA checking account application...about 10 fucking years ago. Then after 9 years they put an immediate freeze on my account. This was at the end of the month when rent was due. Thankfully my landlord was understanding and didn't hit me with a late fee.

Then of course I closed my checking/savings account with them and moved it all to a credit union.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 28, 2018, 07:32:03 PM
Meanwhile the U.S. still hasn't implemented the Common Reporting Standard.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 28, 2018, 10:10:35 PM
Quote
Murray Siple's feature-length documentary follows a group of homeless men who have combined bottle picking with the extreme sport of racing shopping carts down the steep hills of North Vancouver.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi-f_J6hV-g
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on July 28, 2018, 10:45:47 PM
https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/1023036718025457665
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 29, 2018, 01:48:03 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/zJQm47n.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 29, 2018, 03:06:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_or8biB1K4  :doge

Reggie is in this video with his Nintendo LABO

 :dead

riotous answer for this now
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on July 30, 2018, 11:08:08 AM
https://www.fastcompany.com/90158803/when-robots-take-human-jobs-republicans-wont-care?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on July 30, 2018, 11:21:20 AM
http://www.kctv5.com/story/38753295/bank-of-america-questioning-customers-citizenship-freezing-accounts

UPDATED STATEMENT:
"Like all financial institutions, we’re required by law to maintain complete and accurate records for all of our customers and may periodically request information as required by law and regulation. This is not unique to Bank of America.  This type of outreach is nothing new and the information must be up to date. Therefore we periodically reach out to customers, which is what we did in this case.

Over time, we reach out to all customers to verify their information, not only specific customers. If we don’t hear from a customer in response to our outreach, as a last resort, we may restrict the account until we can confirm it is in compliance with regulatory requirements."


I hope they enjoy the freshly roasted scent of a class action lawsuit.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 30, 2018, 12:07:08 PM
https://twitter.com/JeffSharlet/status/1022877006847991808

These foreign leaders must really love Jesus. :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on July 30, 2018, 08:19:31 PM
https://twitter.com/EoghanGilmartin/status/1023934811252162560
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 30, 2018, 08:42:31 PM
Direct action. :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 31, 2018, 12:13:16 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/pc93Emk.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on July 31, 2018, 12:34:57 AM
How much if you use a Folgers can?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 31, 2018, 12:51:08 AM
Once I hired a junk removal company to clear out my garage of all the things I didn’t want or need. It cost like a couple hundred dollars and took an afternoon. When I moved from a large house to a small house I had a garage sale like event except everything was free and everything was gone within an hour. What I’m saying is hopefully my family props me up on the side of the road with a “free” sign.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
if you’re reading this and I’m dead, I’d actually really like to be disposed of at sea
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on July 31, 2018, 01:00:54 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Di7z6X9XcAElU-_.jpg:large)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on July 31, 2018, 02:17:07 AM
http://www.kctv5.com/story/38753295/bank-of-america-questioning-customers-citizenship-freezing-accounts

UPDATED STATEMENT:
"Like all financial institutions, we’re required by law to maintain complete and accurate records for all of our customers and may periodically request information as required by law and regulation. This is not unique to Bank of America.  This type of outreach is nothing new and the information must be up to date. Therefore we periodically reach out to customers, which is what we did in this case.

Over time, we reach out to all customers to verify their information, not only specific customers. If we don’t hear from a customer in response to our outreach, as a last resort, we may restrict the account until we can confirm it is in compliance with regulatory requirements."


I hope they enjoy the freshly roasted scent of a class action lawsuit.
can you sue a bank for being compliant with local law/regulations?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 31, 2018, 03:01:56 AM
Once I hired a junk removal company to clear out my garage of all the things I didn’t want or need. It cost like a couple hundred dollars and took an afternoon. When I moved from a large house to a small house I had a garage sale like event except everything was free and everything was gone within an hour. What I’m saying is hopefully my family props me up on the side of the road with a “free” sign.

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if you’re reading this and I’m dead, I’d actually really like to be disposed of at sea
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Ooop.

*writes "PLEASE DISPOSE OF AT SEA" under "FREE" on sign*
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 31, 2018, 03:24:13 AM
How much if you use a Folgers can?

I would be surprised if the U.K. doesn't have a mandatory casket cremation law.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 31, 2018, 03:35:46 AM
fREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 31, 2018, 03:48:25 AM
Quote
there is no law that says you must be buried in a coffin in the UK. In fact, the body of the deceased does not have to be disposed of in a casket, coffin, or covered by a funeral shroud. These are all traditions. What the law does state is that it is indeed an offence to expose a dead body near a public highway. Exposure of a dead body in a public place or by a highway is an outrage to public decency. The body of the deceased must be covered in public. The way you choose to cover the body is entirely up to you however.
guess we'll have to put a tarp over CatsCatsCats or something
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 31, 2018, 04:01:23 AM
Quote
In seeking permission for his court challenge in 2007, the High Court ruled that "the burning of dead bodies in the open air is not necessarily unlawful" and allowed Ghai to proceed. In February 2010, the Court of Appeal ruled that, as long as open air pyres took place within a structure of some sort, that the practice would be legal under the existing Act . . .

I'm really glad legal systems have to work stuff like this out.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 31, 2018, 04:04:42 AM
Quote
not necessarily unlawful
judicial activism smh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on July 31, 2018, 06:31:38 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/pc93Emk.jpg)
I wanna be liquified and poured down a drain like the human waste I am. :aah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 31, 2018, 07:37:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/pc93Emk.jpg)

I like he has a rucksack like he is going on a trip but he just turned to ashes and thats it.

Just seeing the tube map makes me want to visit London again.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 01, 2018, 02:47:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/zLAWkNN.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on August 01, 2018, 02:52:13 PM
Grandpa: "Shut your filthy fucking mouth you NEET!!"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on August 01, 2018, 03:56:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/zLAWkNN.jpg)

i remember that kid, he used to post on ree (and probably still does if his parents didn't kick him out yet).





Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 02, 2018, 02:14:01 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/vYWtL6V.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on August 03, 2018, 12:03:37 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjfIXELU8AIPhN5.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on August 03, 2018, 12:17:42 AM
Giggles and Grins ©
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 03, 2018, 12:20:17 AM
What vacation?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on August 07, 2018, 08:15:35 PM
https://theoutline.com/post/5608/bury-me-in-chicken-diapers
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Baker currently sells 500 to 1,000 diapers, which retail for $18 apiece, each month. “There's not a single state that I don't ship to,” Baker said.
Quote
In wealthy cities like San Francisco, chickens have even become an unlikely status symbol, with poultry owners going to unimaginable lengths to care for their pets. As The Washington Post reported in March, certain chicken owners have hired “chicken whisperers” to consult on their pets’ comfort (to the tune of $225 per hour). These nouveau livestock enthusiasts have also been known to invest in personal chefs for their birds, and some have even installed smartphone-enabled, motion-detecting coops that control ventilation, temperature, lighting, and security from afar (ballpark cost: $20,000).

“We spend an insane amount of money. We thought we’d feed them leftovers, but our chickens end up eating grilled salmon, steak, fresh lettuce and organic watermelon,” one chicken owner, Amina Azhar-Graham, told the Post.

And where indoor chickens go, diapers follow. Some chickens can be housebroken, but such is not an easy task, leaving poultry parents in densely populated areas to have to find ways to take care of the inevitable.

Chicken diapers work differently depending on the brand. Connecticut resident Traci Torres, the owner of My Pet Chicken, said that some of her diapers have velcroed-in liners that owners remove once soiled — usually around two to three times per day — and then replace with another liner. Other diapers are moisture-resistant, so that owners can simply remove the whole diaper, wipe out the excreta, and throw it in the wash. Other diapers are more lo-fi, recommending that a person place a paper towel inside the diaper and simply remove it once sullied. Most chicken diapers are machine washable and intended to endure for months (the industry is nothing if not sustainable).
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Pampered Poultry pricepoint of $18 per diaper is fairly standard. Purely Poultry’s zebra, daisy, and pink camo designs go for around $17, while My Pet Chicken offers custom-made diapers for $30. FeatherWear retails their denim “FlockSuits” — premium diapers that are pitched as “Levi Strauss meets Calvin Klein” for nearly $38.

“The market is enormous and there’s lots of competition,” Traci Torres, the owner of My Pet Chicken, told The Outline.

Torres sold her first diaper in December 2007 after she kept getting phone calls out of the blue requesting them. Though Torres designs most of the diapers herself, she hired a seamstress to start sewing them; she estimates that she’s sold more than 5,000 diapers.
Quote
Baker has begun selling another upscale chicken accessory, this one without much of a function — the chicken dress. She currently offers $15 blue-or-purple tutus alongside more upscale nightgowns marketed “for the fashion-conscious hen.” Baker estimates that chicken dresses comprise 10 percent of her business, amounting to about 100 dresses sold per month. “You [used to] put a dress on your chihuahua. Now people are putting a dress on their chicken,” Baker said.
Quote
In the course of reporting this piece, The Outline contacted nearly a dozen chicken-diaper and-saddle vendors to ask about their sales figures. The numbers ranged from a dozen per year to nearly ten thousand — Colorado-based Chicken Armor, for instance, has sold around 50,000 saddles since its launch in 2011.

But even Baker doesn’t think any of this would have happened if chicken owners weren’t so eager to dress their pets up for social media photo shoots

this is what Assi was warning us about
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 07, 2018, 10:14:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB2IYja8I3Q
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 08, 2018, 03:30:45 PM
Are we reaching the end yet?  :doge
https://twitter.com/USMC/status/1027230013580431360 (https://twitter.com/USMC/status/1027230013580431360)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 08, 2018, 04:37:06 PM
US Armed Forces™ [A subsidiary of Yum! Brands]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 09, 2018, 03:04:59 AM
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/895f29abf8b230394c58f5cc14b74c39/tumblr_pd5yrjppKt1rpzbo4o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 09, 2018, 03:13:15 AM
I'll have a dr pep with my homophobe chicken sandwhich  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2018, 08:50:47 AM
I’m gay for Dr Pepper.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2018, 12:29:47 PM
I was just thinking about the Desert Storm Trading Cards yesterday. What an "only 90's kids will remember" thing. Both Desert Storm and trading cards.

(https://i.imgur.com/yx8KWei.jpg?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/9i7N8KZ.jpg?1)

I had the full set of these back then and thought they were super cool, although I remember being confused about the relationship between Saddam Hussein and King Hussein. The card makers could have thrown a "no relation" in there to clear things up, we didn't have Wikipedia.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 09, 2018, 03:55:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb_B1EqK9uM
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 09, 2018, 04:59:45 PM
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/895f29abf8b230394c58f5cc14b74c39/tumblr_pd5yrjppKt1rpzbo4o1_1280.jpg)
one of the 23 secret ingredients is the gay agenda  8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2018, 05:13:23 PM
If I ever meet Dick Cheney and I don't have my waterboarding kit on me, I'll just get him to sign my Desert Storm card.

(https://i.imgur.com/8euSC6l.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 09, 2018, 05:16:09 PM
I was just thinking about the Desert Storm Trading Cards yesterday. What an "only 90's kids will remember" thing. Both Desert Storm and trading cards.

(https://i.imgur.com/yx8KWei.jpg?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/9i7N8KZ.jpg?1)

I had the full set of these back then and thought they were super cool, although I remember being confused about the relationship between Saddam Hussein and King Hussein. The card makers could have thrown a "no relation" in there to clear things up, we didn't have Wikipedia.

My family's money was made in the arms industry so there was all sorts of Desert Shield and Desert Storm merch in the house back then (including these cards).

I recall a vague "we're fighting against fascism again" vibe in a lot of it (for example showing that the U.S. and USSR were both contributing to the fight), which in retrospect presaged a lot of the Iraq War propaganda that would come later.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 09, 2018, 08:08:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV01S_haL0g
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on August 09, 2018, 08:10:12 PM
My family's money was made in the arms industry so there was all sorts of Desert Shield and Desert Storm merch in the house back then (including these cards).
This is without a doubt the best socialist origin story ever.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 09, 2018, 08:34:50 PM
It's my anti-war origin story, but not my pro-class war origin story. (That's actually been posted here, albeit many moons ago.)

e: Also why I don't particularly mind having being disinherited.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on August 09, 2018, 10:35:16 PM
I used to keep my Magic the Gathering cards in a small recipe box with an Operation Desert Storm sticker on it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on August 10, 2018, 02:12:05 AM
If I ever meet Dick Cheney and I don't have my waterboarding kit on me, I'll just get him to sign my Desert Storm card.

(https://i.imgur.com/8euSC6l.jpg)
wow, Dick and Lynne Cheney were the original writers for King of the Hill?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on August 10, 2018, 04:00:05 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bf/42/ee/bf42ee417f05b421c13744d05148c3df--aesthetics-germany.jpg)

 :doge
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Translation: It's a gift certificate for an aesthetic surgeon called McAesthetics.
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on August 10, 2018, 04:23:57 PM
For when you want to deeply insult a special someone.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on August 10, 2018, 10:34:24 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DkQEwYbX0AogdaN.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2018, 10:40:29 PM
Reminds me of Doug Crockford's "Don't use this shit for evil, yo" clause for JSON's licensing which automatically invalidated it as a real open source license. :lol

I forget who but there was a famous programmer who added a clause to his open source stuff that it "cannot be used by the Israeli government" (and their allies? I can't remember.)

And of course this makes me think of TempleOS, the best anti-semitic OS ever.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 10, 2018, 10:49:16 PM
What’s the worst anti-semitic OS?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2018, 10:49:58 PM
What’s the worst anti-semitic OS?

Still Windows ME.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Coax on August 10, 2018, 10:53:49 PM
For when you want to deeply insult a special someone.

Typesetters in particular
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on August 11, 2018, 08:35:05 AM
A lot of service jobs probably calculate man hours with software that has misconfigured walk speeds.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 14, 2018, 11:35:29 AM
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1028369499173658624

Selling crack doesn't hurt anyone, those kids would have just bought the crack from someone else and they might have had to pay more if that dealer had taken all their supply off the market.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 14, 2018, 11:44:25 AM
There will be many improvements to life under socialism, but Megan McArdle having to get a real job and contribute to society will undoubtedly be the one everyone can celebrate.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on August 14, 2018, 05:57:35 PM
artesan water
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 15, 2018, 11:15:15 AM
HT to Bro.

http://twitter.com/armenia/status/1029296342500298754
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 15, 2018, 12:07:15 PM
I was just thinking about the Desert Storm Trading Cards yesterday. What an "only 90's kids will remember" thing. Both Desert Storm and trading cards.

(https://i.imgur.com/yx8KWei.jpg?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/9i7N8KZ.jpg?1)

I had the full set of these back then and thought they were super cool, although I remember being confused about the relationship between Saddam Hussein and King Hussein. The card makers could have thrown a "no relation" in there to clear things up, we didn't have Wikipedia.

WTF thought these were only for people in the military. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on August 16, 2018, 07:46:30 AM
There will be many improvements to life under socialism, but Megan McArdle having to get a real job and contribute to society will undoubtedly be the one everyone can celebrate.
You lefties and your completely far-fetched impossible schemes.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 20, 2018, 01:16:04 PM
New Kickstarter!! (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1866698867/the-automatica)

(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/zX2XGkY_Jl-CyH3SYwQJ4Zq3kyM=/0x0:680x453/1720x0/filters:focal(0x0:680x453):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/12319329/4b48454f8db063563264978bfe195b9a_original.jpg)

MSRP: $699.99
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 20, 2018, 03:50:29 PM
Worse than that juicer that just pressed out cartons of juice  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 20, 2018, 03:52:33 PM
Worse than that juicer that just pressed out cartons of juice  :lol

At least this doesn't have DRM in the drink. :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 20, 2018, 05:56:17 PM
that is fucking absurd
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 20, 2018, 05:59:12 PM
Okay, so, it's main reason for existing is because you "want pour-over coffee but might not have the time to pour it yourself." Uh...how freakin' long does it take to pour a few ounces of water? But somehow you've got time to drink the coffee afterward?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on August 20, 2018, 07:12:01 PM
I guess empirically pourover doesn't take that long but it still feels like way more labor than a drip machine.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2018, 04:50:26 PM
You brehs ready to pay $2900 for a robot dog?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIQ92LPTVVc

...I want it. :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on August 26, 2018, 12:26:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/fGI2Nfs.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Trurl on August 27, 2018, 11:26:25 AM
It's like that scene in LotR where they show Saruman amassing Uruk-Hai
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on August 27, 2018, 11:33:23 AM
https://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/procter_gamble_ftw.php
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 27, 2018, 12:37:19 PM
https://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/procter_gamble_ftw.php

More proof that Procter & Gamble are owned by a cabal of Satanists, the Boomers were right.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on August 29, 2018, 03:32:34 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlnbcV_UYAE0nPC.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 29, 2018, 10:49:20 AM
:beli
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on August 29, 2018, 08:40:39 PM
https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1034103713366007810

big if true
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 29, 2018, 08:45:11 PM
I didn't even know it was sick.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 02, 2018, 01:53:02 PM
https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1035879199393951745 (https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1035879199393951745)

Where's that asteroid
 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 02, 2018, 06:29:38 PM
https://twitter.com/WDRBNews/status/1035682398061686787
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 02, 2018, 06:53:15 PM
https://twitter.com/raithleann/status/1036255533118959616
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 03, 2018, 01:23:47 AM
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb8b6eff664e13281415d254b0ce3720/tumblr_pedoooKYaw1uk5x82o1_640.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 03, 2018, 01:37:43 PM
Kara’s commune getting doxxed out here
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 03, 2018, 03:45:01 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmL6dLoU0AEjIh0.jpg:large)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 05, 2018, 12:11:23 AM
https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1037083242661392384
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 05, 2018, 03:23:56 PM
https://twitter.com/Eugene_Scott/status/1037045252064989185
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 05, 2018, 05:18:36 PM
https://deadspin.com/steelers-players-trash-leveon-bell-and-carry-water-for-1828839105
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 05, 2018, 08:40:16 PM
Back to school time

(https://thumb.ibb.co/mPB5LK/9_E590469_138_C_4_D8_E_9_EE1_775_E47088_C75.jpg) (https://ibb.co/mPB5LK)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 06, 2018, 11:14:50 PM
Two days ago Jeff Bezos poured ten million into a super pac that would "put more vets in Congress" which is probably to get more influence for winning defense contracts. Seattle's public radio station chose to report that Amazon gave hundreds of thousands to a children's hospital.

https://www.kuow.org/stories/amazon-has-a-new-cause-children-s-cancer-research
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 07, 2018, 12:53:59 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dmc96hvXoAACxA_.jpg:large)

Welp. :beli
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 08, 2018, 01:12:55 AM
https://twitter.com/HE_VALENCIA/status/1038109786905223168
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 08, 2018, 10:21:40 PM
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1038412410393124867

wake up
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on September 08, 2018, 10:47:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/QdYf4L6.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 10, 2018, 03:10:05 AM
http://longisland.news12.com/story/39055695/residents-crack-pipe-dispenser-found-near-busy-shopping-center-bus-stop
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2018, 11:30:29 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/hj3UZhw.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on September 11, 2018, 11:41:16 AM
http://longisland.news12.com/story/39055695/residents-crack-pipe-dispenser-found-near-busy-shopping-center-bus-stop

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this, Coram isn't too far away so I'm gonna see if it's still there
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 12, 2018, 12:59:59 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/GZ51HUt.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on September 12, 2018, 11:46:16 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/lhAPf9E.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 13, 2018, 03:15:58 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/9fkwca/bezos_homeless_plan/?st=JM0YA85N&sh=9c5afced
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 14, 2018, 12:52:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUVLUsEhOtQ

seems like a fair deal tbqh  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 14, 2018, 06:07:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XuOZS5j.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on September 14, 2018, 06:10:28 PM
“You’ll be the first one against the wall, Mrs. L. :bolo “
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 14, 2018, 07:19:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/A28XZy8.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on September 14, 2018, 07:21:27 PM
The customer is always right. :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 15, 2018, 08:42:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/GZ51HUt.jpg)

Lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 16, 2018, 03:19:45 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/Korn/status/1041059908085407744
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on September 17, 2018, 09:34:37 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/4KGAjiZ.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 17, 2018, 09:55:02 AM
Omg, this guy is amazing. This is a bit he’s doing, right?

https://mobile.twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1041157451222056960
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 17, 2018, 10:29:59 AM
He's getting people mad who think he's serious :lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1041532566656966661
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 17, 2018, 10:35:09 AM
Oh my God, he's the Turning Point USA guy and completely serious.

https://mobile.twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1039342141158371328

:rofl
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on September 17, 2018, 12:58:43 PM
 :heartbeat Turning Point USA

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/diaper-turning-point-usa-kent-state-student-conservative-youth-repulican-kaitlin-bennett-a8230021.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 17, 2018, 01:19:50 PM
He's getting people mad who think he's serious :lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1041532566656966661
To be fair, he's not wrong. When you make it necessary to have something and mix government and capitalism you get exactly what we have now.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 17, 2018, 01:27:07 PM
I think he might be wrong that government ruins everything it touches
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 17, 2018, 01:38:24 PM
I think he might be wrong that government ruins everything it touches
Government + Capitalism does eventually ruin everything it touches  :ussrcry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 17, 2018, 02:15:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BVDRyKB.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 17, 2018, 03:10:06 PM
HRC's campaign is over for a second time.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on September 17, 2018, 03:23:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BVDRyKB.jpg)

(https://i.redd.it/prva9yq7dnm11.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 17, 2018, 04:24:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/jShgosw.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 17, 2018, 06:43:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/yuO01Ks.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on September 17, 2018, 07:43:25 PM
since we're on an HRC kick:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1041774778439352320
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on September 18, 2018, 12:15:04 AM
https://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/domino_effect.php
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 18, 2018, 12:26:40 AM
Oh my God, he's the Turning Point USA guy and completely serious.

https://mobile.twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1039342141158371328

:rofl
My favorite part about Mount Rushmore is that it was a backup job to get money/time to finish Stone Mountain, his real dream sculpture.

Also, President-at-the-time Calvin Coolidge actually suggested they put a Democratic President on Rushmore but South Dakota chose to stick Teddy up there.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 18, 2018, 12:28:08 AM
https://twitter.com/fgonzalez1978/status/1039371716743634946
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 18, 2018, 01:54:51 PM
https://pando.com/2014/01/23/the-techtopus-how-silicon-valleys-most-celebrated-ceos-conspired-to-drive-down-100000-tech-engineers-wages/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 18, 2018, 05:56:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/agj6ugO.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 18, 2018, 07:32:06 PM
since we're on an HRC kick:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1041774778439352320
I see she's already tanking the 2020 campaign.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 18, 2018, 10:03:46 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6dGUdUm.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on September 19, 2018, 08:31:40 PM
(https://i.redd.it/e41n7vbly6n11.jpg)

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on September 19, 2018, 08:36:18 PM
It's called supply and demand, sweetie.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2018, 06:19:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/aK3UKiH.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on September 22, 2018, 05:41:25 PM
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1043242517079179264
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 22, 2018, 06:36:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/MKLOEGt.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 23, 2018, 02:55:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/HUmlymf.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 23, 2018, 08:54:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/KnfuGSJ.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on September 23, 2018, 10:21:50 PM
https://youtu.be/gJW4-cOZt8A

https://youtu.be/AR7ryg1w_IQ
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 23, 2018, 11:59:54 PM
Yeah, she is a pretty good example of what's wrong with capitalism. Although patrons were a pretty big part of at least Soviet communism so, maybe not I dunno, I just want to cowardly shit on her* and her garbage videos everyone loves I guess.

*no TVC/filler
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on September 24, 2018, 03:28:27 PM
Race science going through the dialectic outchea.

https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1043987634903814145
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2018, 04:49:30 PM
https://www.wsoctv.com/news/trending-now/strip-club-closed-after-food-stamps-used-to-buy-lap-dances-drugs-investigators-say/839573658
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2018, 04:57:49 PM
https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/americans-rationing-insulin-as-prices-skyrocket-1299839555826?v=raila&cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2018, 06:57:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/o2u6ENe.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 24, 2018, 07:14:13 PM
Dilly dilly!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2018, 11:28:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/X2l9h7S.jpg) :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on September 25, 2018, 12:02:39 AM
Eric Schmidt has a 15 million dollar penthouse that he only uses for sex. If we expropriated it and sold it we could raise wages for some workers.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 25, 2018, 12:26:20 AM
Eric Schmidt has a 15 million dollar penthouse that he only uses for sex. If we expropriated it and sold it we could raise wages for some workers.

link?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on September 25, 2018, 01:28:53 AM
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/07/eric-schimdt-penthouse-new-york-photos-apartment.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 25, 2018, 02:29:59 AM
Looks like Glenn Close's place in Damages s1.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on September 25, 2018, 04:47:27 AM
Race science going through the dialectic outchea.

https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1043987634903814145

More Italo Disco for me? Sign me up!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on September 26, 2018, 08:03:15 PM
http://paydayreport.com/jacobin-publisher-accused-of-reneging-on-wage-deal-in-takeover-of-british-magazine-the-tribune/ (http://paydayreport.com/jacobin-publisher-accused-of-reneging-on-wage-deal-in-takeover-of-british-magazine-the-tribune/)

With socialists like these
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on September 26, 2018, 08:52:15 PM
https://tribunemag.tumblr.com/post/178442272996/tribune-statement/

Their response.

It probably has a trust endowment worth having access to. :money
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 27, 2018, 01:09:42 PM
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1045357416441942016 (https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1045357416441942016)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2018, 01:16:21 PM
Okay?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 27, 2018, 01:20:10 PM
https://tribunemag.tumblr.com/post/178442272996/tribune-statement/

Their response.

It probably has a trust endowment worth having access to. :money
maybe distributing your statement over Tumbler isn't the best way to restore confidence in your operations
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 27, 2018, 02:15:19 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/EX8XCew.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 29, 2018, 03:31:44 PM
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/28/world/asia/china-maoists-xi-protests.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 30, 2018, 02:40:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Jw2ByEN.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 30, 2018, 08:47:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/I2fgAOw.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 02, 2018, 12:20:11 AM
https://www.facebook.com/LaBellaAzia25/videos/1668622619914281/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on October 02, 2018, 06:21:38 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/041WLV1.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 02, 2018, 01:49:50 PM
I'm so done doing things the "right way". It makes complete sense why people turn to crime in this country.

If you're not one of the big boys on top you get fucked every which way your whole life and then die penniless in obscurity.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 02, 2018, 03:35:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qxhvUUu.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on October 02, 2018, 06:21:29 PM
I'm so done doing things the "right way". It makes complete sense why people turn to crime in this country.

If you're not one of the big boys on top you get fucked every which way your whole life and then die penniless in obscurity.

he ain't gonna do shit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on October 02, 2018, 07:12:50 PM
I wasn't here when it happened but I just remembered it today so I thought I'd share: When John McCain died I drove by a Carl's Jr. that was flying its American flag and its Carl's Jr. flags at half mast. A Carl's Jr. flag at half mast is the most indelible image of the U.S. I can possibly think of.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on October 05, 2018, 03:20:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qnNfBRo.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 05, 2018, 03:38:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/2LHPCEO.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on October 05, 2018, 12:36:54 PM
http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-fg-kidney-emails-20181001-story.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 05, 2018, 01:37:08 PM
http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-fg-kidney-emails-20181001-story.html

Kara, check your PMs. I'm barely even using this liver tbh.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 06, 2018, 08:09:43 AM
https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1047997199819427841 (https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1047997199819427841)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on October 06, 2018, 08:51:53 AM
https://twitter.com/tedgioia/status/1048250576637714433
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 06, 2018, 11:50:30 AM
Gotta spend money to make money.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2018, 12:27:44 PM
Remember when Swift took her music off Spotify cause she wanted a bigger cut. Bigger cut of what?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on October 06, 2018, 12:44:14 PM
She should have asked her record company. Or does she actually own her own music?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 06, 2018, 01:10:45 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ZER4Z1p.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 06, 2018, 01:43:51 PM
https://twitter.com/tedgioia/status/1048250576637714433
You know, I understand that society considers things like IQ, income, 'college education or no' measurements of intelligence.

But I have to say that most hedgefunders and investors are fucking stupid.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on October 06, 2018, 01:45:36 PM
Remember when Swift took her music off Spotify cause she wanted a bigger cut. Bigger cut of what?

presumably a bigger cut of spotifys 4 billion dollar revenue

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 06, 2018, 02:04:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/RZhD8ra.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on October 06, 2018, 06:54:00 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qnNfBRo.jpg)

why would you even call it that
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on October 06, 2018, 08:12:32 PM
Free marketing.

There is / was a strip club in OC called The Library.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on October 06, 2018, 08:38:23 PM
Free marketing.


Was this intended to be a pun?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Propagandhim on October 07, 2018, 05:48:01 PM
https://twitter.com/ShawnElliott/status/1045050331757834242
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Propagandhim on October 07, 2018, 05:52:01 PM
https://twitter.com/ShawnElliott/status/1042915106923798529
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 07, 2018, 07:29:44 PM
Ew
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2018, 07:38:28 PM
didn't he write for egm  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2018, 01:39:35 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/KcxYxr8.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on October 09, 2018, 11:23:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6Hq1Fw5.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 10, 2018, 04:32:37 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/ryAYa57.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 10, 2018, 10:54:22 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/RPS5zUM.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on October 11, 2018, 06:03:49 AM
Moderate - Populist is the biggest surprise.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on October 13, 2018, 03:41:53 AM
https://twitter.com/FT/status/992801702939189249
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on October 13, 2018, 06:06:43 PM
https://twitter.com/_shyextrovert/status/1051176469202907137
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 13, 2018, 06:48:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/SI2oZXR.png)

I'm going to attend one of his seminars on Magic and find out if Izzet Control is viable in the current Standard metagame.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 16, 2018, 01:55:07 PM
https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/1052242777424068609 (https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/1052242777424068609)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 16, 2018, 02:57:30 PM
I've already seen Star Trek TNG.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 16, 2018, 03:00:23 PM
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/15/nyregion/homeless-students-nyc-schools-record.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 17, 2018, 06:30:08 PM
I encountered #latestagecapitalism IRL today.

One of the girls at the supermarket I frequently visit had her hours cut and will likely lose her job soon.
I felt pretty bad for her but the only thing she can do in 'protest' against her boss is to give regular customers more discount coupons.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on October 18, 2018, 11:34:11 AM
https://www.smiirl.com/en/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=paidsocial&utm_campaign=TH_Prospecting_US&utm_term=LL_1PCT_US_FB&fbclid=IwAR0URACd1_xWV91iqOtztswlJou5JxvJMyoNKO9_wLEihvcgdGbqgdlNhK8
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 18, 2018, 05:57:11 PM
https://twitter.com/tedgioia/status/1048250576637714433
You know, I understand that society considers things like IQ, income, 'college education or no' measurements of intelligence.

But I have to say that most hedgefunders and investors are fucking stupid.

Huge amounts of comapnies followed this same pattern though;  Spotify will likely some day shutter it's Free service and fairly quickly become hugely profitable.   

You'd be "fucking stupid" to judge a company based on meme tweets.   Their free tier helped them reach their #1 position in the market w/o any reason to believe they'd lose that position;  removing the free tier would only add more paid customers.

I think this sort of ignores how poorly most startup funds perform.

The vast majority perform far worse than the market, and the ones that don’t are typically because they made a really lucky bet on a company that got huge. But even this is really only profitable becauE the market is willing to value companies that lose billions of dollars per year every year very highly for some reason.

This story of how a company will figure out monetization later is told often but doesn’t seem to work all that often.

The list of tech companies with crazy valuations(either today or at some point in the past)  that seem not to be viable businesses includes many of the most famous tech companies:
- Snap
- Uber
- Spotify
- Tesla

I wouldn’t be surprised if none of those ever make a dime.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on October 18, 2018, 10:54:53 PM
My hunch is that it's a facet of the larger capital strike. The odd success story is just a win with house money.

e: Though companies like Uber obviously fulfill political aims too.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 19, 2018, 05:18:15 AM
how would they deal with the PR?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on October 19, 2018, 06:06:10 AM
Point at free trials and call it a day, I guess.

Paying members won't stop paying if freeloaders like me are kicked out. Particularly because I wouldn't convert to paying, ever.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 19, 2018, 08:55:50 AM
Kingv:  What in the world are you talking about?  I’m not talking about companies that haven’t figured out monitization I’m talking about Spotify.  They are getting investors because they could become profitable overnight if they shutter their free tier.

Many of the most successful businesses lost money for years and had money thrown at them because the path to profitability was clear and near guaranteed.  Spotify is one of those companies. 

And I mean literally overnight;  kill the free tier and they are hugely profitable instantly .  They’d then in turn gain even more subscribers, boom, even more popular.

Just like Snapchat, right? All they got to do is figure out how to make money from all of those users who aren’t paying them anything.

Just as likely, they get rid of the free tier and many people just go elsewhere like pandora or I heart radio or the amazon music tier that comes with Prime.

Maybe it will work the way you say, but it’s definitely not as guaranteed as you make it sound.... and to the best of my knowledge they weren’t profitable before the free tier, either.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on October 19, 2018, 09:02:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Up1u5wq.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on October 19, 2018, 09:03:58 AM
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1053129260347613184
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 19, 2018, 01:50:33 PM
I like the idea that there are Uber Labour drivers that just drive around to the Home Depot parking lot or whatever and pick up a bunch of Mexicans for all these odd jobs. So it’s exactly the same system as today, but with Uber taking some sort of cut.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on October 19, 2018, 02:37:00 PM
Spotify sort of needs a free tier because that's how people trial Spotify, get hooked, and then upgrade to the ad free subscription. If they removed that people would just go back to pirating and probably never try Spotify at all.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on October 19, 2018, 04:20:40 PM
That's real! Name a successful platform that both dominates its market and doesn't have a free tier
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 19, 2018, 04:21:14 PM
Hbo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on October 19, 2018, 04:32:36 PM
Hbo

And that's why i pirate hbo content, because i aint paying for that AND netflix

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 19, 2018, 04:40:12 PM
Don’t include me in this I just had an answer

And pay for spotify
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 20, 2018, 06:18:32 PM
https://twitter.com/tech_gaming/status/1053113356733698050 (https://twitter.com/tech_gaming/status/1053113356733698050)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:19:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/E3YxbhC.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on October 21, 2018, 02:55:13 PM
This isn't a fine specimen but an American bank accusing other American banks of robbing people when it's the rump that emerged from a 2008 era nationalization is rich on so many levels it ought to have a digestif served with it.

https://youtu.be/r-UcF1-gHSI
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on October 23, 2018, 07:52:46 PM
https://twitter.com/FraserMyers/status/1054268077280509952
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 26, 2018, 01:29:21 AM
I was just reading about SNapchat and investors are fucking crazy.

This company is valued at almost $7 billion, lost $3.5 billion last year, is bleeding users and investors are like “they should go private!” As if they weren’t private like 2 years ago!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 26, 2018, 02:15:34 AM
Just like Snapchat, right? All they got to do is figure out how to make money from all of those users who aren’t paying them anything.

Just as likely, they get rid of the free tier and many people just go elsewhere like pandora or I heart radio or the amazon music tier that comes with Prime.

Maybe it will work the way you say, but it’s definitely not as guaranteed as you make it sound.... and to the best of my knowledge they weren’t profitable before the free tier, either.

You are seriously dumber than shit or something.

They have a TON of paying customers;  more than enough to be profitable.

They are losing money because of the licensing spend on free users.  They do not need to figure out how to make money from these people to be profitable;  they don't need to KEEP these people either.  If they cancel the free tier they will of course lose tons of "customers", "customers" who are losing them money.  They will also convert many of these freeloaders into paying customers, and there's zero reason to think existing paying customers would be mad the free tier is gone.

Like seriously how are you this fucking stupid?  Do I have to draw you a picture or something?

You could point to some quarterly reports or something like that instead of tales from your ass.

What lartjof Spotify has never ever made a fucking dime of profit do you not understand?

Spotify is in a uniquely shitty position compared to something like Netflix.
1) they pay a royalty per play, unlike movie services which are usually a flat fee so your most loyal users are the least profitable
2) there have basically the exact same product as their competitors. I am a paying Spotify subscriber, and there is literally no reason for me to stick with them over Apple Music, google music, that jay-z one, amazon music,or whatever they are now calling Xbox music. All of these services are basically exactly the same. On the margins one has Taylor Swift and one has Beyoncé albums a few weeks earlier. But net-net Spotify has 0 pricing power because there is literally a half dozen identical services to move to.
3) The record labels have Spotify screwed. Netflix was pretty smart to start developing their own content because they realized that eventually their suppliers would squeeze them out of existence if they didn’t have something to fall back on. But what is Spotify without Arista or Columbia records? They’re fucking not worth a damn that’s what. This is proven by the fact their gross margins look more like Mattel than google. If the big record companies come up and ask for an extra penny they don’t have much negotiating leverage. They claim that one day they will get big enough to get some but it will never ever happen because of the half dozen competitors ready to eat their lunch. You can ask the cable companies how well holding out on popular channels has worked for them in holding down their costs over time. And you can look at your cable bill and understand it hasn’t worked very well.

4) they actually make money on the free tier from a gross perspective (at about a 17% margin) This is better than your scenario really, but it kind of blows up the whole “if they dump free tier they are hugely profitable” because it would actually get a bit worse unless they cut sg&a to go with it.

I’m sure there is a profitable model for Spotify, but imo it’s going to look a lot more like twitter than google. Both Spotify and twitter have crazy valuation.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 26, 2018, 08:01:48 AM
thus is a direct copy and paste from their q2 financial statement press release:

Quote
Premium Gross Margin was 26.9% in Q2, up from 26.0% in Q1 and 24.1% in Q2 2017. Ad- Supported Gross Margin was 16.3% in Q2, up from 12.7% in Q1 and 13.6% in Q2 2017. Ad- Supported Gross Margins are relatively strong in our developed markets and relatively weak in our emerging markets. As the emerging markets grow, margins should too.

All it means is that for every $1 of advertising revenue they take in on free users they pay out about $0.84 in COGS (which in this case is just royalty fees and  server costs).
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 26, 2018, 10:57:19 AM
Maybe he’s taking acquisition costs into account?

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 26, 2018, 03:13:00 PM
They sell at a loss, but make up for it on volume.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on October 28, 2018, 09:58:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/z6OX9ds.jpg?1)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 28, 2018, 11:34:48 PM
Bulldoze the Amazon and fill it up with strip mines :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 28, 2018, 11:37:44 PM
As a Canadian, I approve. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on October 29, 2018, 10:08:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/z6OX9ds.jpg?1)

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41489.msg2515902#msg2515902
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: hampster on October 29, 2018, 11:46:54 AM
Twitter to remove 'like' tool in a bid to improve the quality of debate
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2018/10/28/twitter-remove-like-tool-bid-improve-quality-debate/

First they came for filler and I did not speak... :'(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on October 31, 2018, 05:48:44 PM
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/d_6t/adt-smart-security-scarecrow-service

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While making their way through a corn maze, a couple looks at their ADT front porch camera to see a group of neighborhood hoodlums approaching the house with intent to egg it. The mischievous kids think twice when they realize they're being monitored and are quickly scared away by the ADT scarecrow mode activated by the couple. ADT promises its Smart Security will help protect your home no matter where you find yourself.

now you can yell at kids to get off your lawn no matter where you are
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on November 03, 2018, 01:35:31 PM
https://twitter.com/HumansOfLate/status/1058727166983262208 (https://twitter.com/HumansOfLate/status/1058727166983262208)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 05, 2018, 07:04:17 AM
Was sent to pick up lunch during lunchtime

Im not getting any

Instant ramen time
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 05, 2018, 02:31:20 PM
Next year the biggest Dutch banks are going to start replacing all ATM's with 'MoneyBuddies'

(https://abload.de/img/206e77a21e_wdhgkigfj6cwr.jpg)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on November 06, 2018, 12:53:17 PM
https://twitter.com/legaladvice_txt/status/1059777533451870208
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 06, 2018, 01:04:26 PM
https://twitter.com/legaladvice_txt/status/1059777533451870208

https://mobile.twitter.com/Sh1n0b1wan/status/1059815839434792960

:lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on November 07, 2018, 08:41:03 PM
https://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2018/10/civilized-societies-dont-call-censorship-copyright.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on November 07, 2018, 08:47:27 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrcbtFQUwAApWdi.jpg:large)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on November 07, 2018, 09:44:12 PM
Jews, even. Imagine.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 07, 2018, 10:09:18 PM
Man, from that screenshot, ModDB has really changed since I used to visit it regularly.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on November 07, 2018, 10:10:45 PM
Jews, even. Imagine.

Can’t dock without foreskin, Breh.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 08, 2018, 02:32:07 AM
My boss asked if I can come in 9-11 for a team meeting when my shift is 14-21

I just said why cant the meeting be 12-14 when EVERYONE is at work?

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on November 08, 2018, 09:48:50 AM
The wording is so amazing. "We got LGBTs, and norm-...uh, men and women, and JEWS! and just generally people from various backgrounds."

I just noticed the xhamster account is referenceing a page on ModDB.

This dude :dead
https://www.moddb.com/groups/conservatives-of-mod-db/news/conduct-fit-for-a-higher-man-in-the-modern-world
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 08, 2018, 11:41:45 AM
Jews are people too, smh fucking germans  ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 09, 2018, 02:09:29 PM
https://twitter.com/thinkprogress/status/1060792968897028096 (https://twitter.com/thinkprogress/status/1060792968897028096)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on November 09, 2018, 02:20:30 PM
I think she is trying to highlight that the system is designed in a way that an average American would not have the financial resources to run, win, and get set up for Congress before the first pay check comes in. Obviously, she has a lot of support and could get a short term loan or set up a go fund me or something but that's not the point.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 09, 2018, 02:33:10 PM
Accidentally bought chocolate chip oatmeal cookies instead of raisin oatmeal cookies.  I'm so done with this capitalism thing. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on November 09, 2018, 02:41:24 PM
I think she is trying to highlight that the system is designed in a way that an average American would not have the financial resources to run, win, and get set up for Congress before the first pay check comes in. Obviously, she has a lot of support and could get a short term loan or set up a go fund me or something but that's not the point.

Or she could do what all the others do and make a call to one of the many lobbyists that are currently lining up to help her with her housing situation.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Propagandhim on November 12, 2018, 05:59:46 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dr1ewZGUwAA3x_2.jpg:large)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on November 12, 2018, 06:01:15 PM
"I understand that your house is on fire"

:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on November 13, 2018, 02:53:46 PM
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1062428342429851649
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 13, 2018, 06:18:39 PM
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1060636611891941377 (https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1060636611891941377)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 13, 2018, 08:48:23 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/54096d591c7a4d4f1d922dbec127c96a/tumblr_pf5jywEwPN1vg84xxo1_r1_1280.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 15, 2018, 10:22:36 AM
https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1063088334753447936 (https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1063088334753447936)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on November 15, 2018, 05:55:32 PM
https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1062836633039450114
https://twitter.com/JacksonLanzing/status/1062960868319612928
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on November 16, 2018, 11:15:04 AM
Jerky prices are out of control.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on November 17, 2018, 02:32:01 PM
Quote
One of the more aggressive bids comes from Chicago, Illinois — a city that is prepared to let Amazon keep $1.32 billion of the personal income taxes paid by its workers annually. According to The Chicago Reader, employees would still pay the full taxes; but instead of Illinois receiving the money to use for civic infrastructure, Amazon would get to pocket it.

The result is that Amazon workers would essentially pay taxes to their own company.
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The proposal to Amazon notes that the incentives are not a pure tax giveaway since the credit is only 50 percent, meaning “the state and our local municipalities benefit by an amount equal to the Amazon benefit,” the letter reads.
tributary neofeudalism :lawd
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 19, 2018, 01:19:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/C3TzII4.png)

How Tech Bros Fell in Love With Bread Baking (https://www.eater.com/2018/11/19/18099127/bread-silicon-valley-sourdough-tech-bros-tartine-chad-robertson)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on November 19, 2018, 01:33:48 PM
https://twitter.com/stephemcneal/status/1064566495156539400
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 19, 2018, 01:57:38 PM
Jerky prices are out of control.
They have been increasingly so for like a decade now, yet Trump does nothing. :maf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 19, 2018, 02:06:41 PM
Probably in the pocket of BIG JERKY.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 19, 2018, 02:47:15 PM
Probably in the pocket of BIG JERKY.

If only some tech bros would fall in love with jerky and disrupt the 6000-year old art of jerking meat, one meatshot at a time.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on November 19, 2018, 03:41:05 PM
jerky on the blockchain :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 19, 2018, 04:26:46 PM
https://twitter.com/stephemcneal/status/1064566495156539400

If he has his moms IQ maybe he wont read
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 19, 2018, 04:28:15 PM
Probably in the pocket of BIG JERKY.

If only some tech bros would fall in love with jerky and disrupt the 6000-year old art of jerking meat, one meatshot at a time.

A lot of tech bros are probably injerks
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 19, 2018, 07:43:42 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dr52OFpWkAA8ei9.jpg:large)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on November 19, 2018, 09:41:31 PM
https://twitter.com/stephemcneal/status/1064566495156539400

this was weird as fuck even before it got to the breakdown of her kid's lack of like appeal
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 19, 2018, 09:44:02 PM
I didn't know I wanted kids till I learned you can run statistics on their lives.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 19, 2018, 09:50:11 PM
remember when moms just put stuff like this out on the internet about their children:
(https://viceland-assets-cdn.vice.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/curtis-got-slapped.jpg)
(https://viceland-assets-cdn.vice.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/picture-181.png)
(https://viceland-assets-cdn.vice.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/picture-242.png)
(https://viceland-assets-cdn.vice.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/picture-312.png)
(https://viceland-assets-cdn.vice.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/picture-331.png)
(https://viceland-assets-cdn.vice.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/picture-341.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on November 19, 2018, 10:38:13 PM
Damn, she’s sovereign.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: hampster on November 19, 2018, 11:27:19 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dr52OFpWkAA8ei9.jpg:large)

Hardly late-stage, there is a proud tradition here :snob

I Read Every Memoir by a Presidential Mistress. Including Stormy’s.
A porn star’s new book about her alleged affair with Donald Trump ranks with the best in a surprisingly moving genre.

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/09/30/stormy-daniels-memoir-220804
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 19, 2018, 11:30:15 PM
you are technically correct, the best kind of correct
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 20, 2018, 02:09:35 PM
No COINTELLPRO tactics - ever.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 20, 2018, 05:06:45 PM
https://twitter.com/hamandcheese/status/1064024405305712640 (https://twitter.com/hamandcheese/status/1064024405305712640)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on November 21, 2018, 08:01:47 AM
"Treasury bonds are a girls best friend" just doesn't roll off the tongue.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on November 21, 2018, 06:46:15 PM
https://twitter.com/nandorvila/status/1065325332113367040
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on November 22, 2018, 10:14:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/udRI74s.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 22, 2018, 10:59:42 PM
Bastards couldn't skydive him a PS4 at least. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on November 24, 2018, 06:33:23 AM
https://twitter.com/mrfeelswildride/status/1066036201969205248 (https://twitter.com/mrfeelswildride/status/1066036201969205248)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 24, 2018, 08:35:24 AM
McAfee is a fun follow on Twitter.

His random rants, calling out his enemies and shilling for crypto is comedy gold.
Next to the images of his 'compound'. When he's just sitting around with heavily armed ex-cons all around him.

John's living the dream.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on November 24, 2018, 10:20:25 AM
If I hired mercenaries I’d have a rule that they cannot wear silver tabs.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 24, 2018, 11:26:25 AM
I'd call my group the Silver Tabs and we'd wear the skin of our enemies. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on November 24, 2018, 02:45:55 PM
I work with a dude that only wears silver tabs but I give him a silver tab pass because he has no arms.

What will really blow your mind is he owns a car and drives it to work. Somehow. With no arms.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on November 24, 2018, 06:48:36 PM
Silver tabs were the super baggy cut of Levi’s from the 90sz

I’m not sure if they still make them, actually.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 24, 2018, 09:54:29 PM
What will really blow your mind is he owns a car and drives it to work. Somehow. With no arms.
I think no legs would probably be more impressive.

But I saw that video with the girl who was popular a few years ago who did everything with her feet.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 24, 2018, 09:59:01 PM
couldn't find her but this one beats her probably anyway: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Cox

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Jessica Cox (born in 1983 in Sierra Vista, Arizona to William and Inez Cox) is the world's first licensed armless pilot
Quote
"When she came up here driving a car," Traweek recalled, "I knew she'd have no problem flying a plane."

maybe literally:
Quote
as well as the first armless black-belt in the American Taekwondo Association.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 25, 2018, 06:20:32 AM
I have seen one of those armless people cars.
They're fitted with all sorts nifty gadgets that change the way the car handles.

A steering wheel that you can operate with your knees, pedals adjusted so they're closer to your feet etc.

The same place also had a car that was drivable without using your legs (shfiters on the steering wheel etc.) .

Those were BMW's they had for sale but you'd have to either get used to the weird controls or have them returned to their original state.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 25, 2018, 11:01:31 AM
couldn't find her but this one beats her probably anyway: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Cox

Quote
Jessica Cox (born in 1983 in Sierra Vista, Arizona to William and Inez Cox) is the world's first licensed armless pilot
Quote
"When she came up here driving a car," Traweek recalled, "I knew she'd have no problem flying a plane."

maybe literally:
Quote
as well as the first armless black-belt in the American Taekwondo Association.

This Hollywood reboot of Crippled Masters with a female cast proves that the SJW will stop at nothing.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on November 25, 2018, 07:39:44 PM
I have seen one of those armless people cars.
They're fitted with all sorts nifty gadgets that change the way the car handles.

A steering wheel that you can operate with your knees, pedals adjusted so they're closer to your feet etc.

The same place also had a car that was drivable without using your legs (shfiters on the steering wheel etc.) .

Those were BMW's they had for sale but you'd have to either get used to the weird controls or have them returned to their original state.

Had to drive a leg less car once for a relative in a wheel chair that got shit ass drunk at a wedding.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 26, 2018, 07:02:25 PM
I'd have a rule that they can at least see their own toes. :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on November 26, 2018, 10:18:14 PM
https://twitter.com/TucsonStar/status/1067168632600387587
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on November 28, 2018, 12:04:05 PM
A friend's spouse invited me to a surprise birthday party for my friend that's a "pop-up restaurant" set up at their house where the guests act as the staff.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 28, 2018, 12:14:42 PM
A friend's spouse invited me to a surprise birthday party for my friend that's a "pop-up restaurant" set up at their house where the guests act as the staff.

Just wait until they get the bill!  :pimp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Propagandhim on November 29, 2018, 10:38:19 PM
South Koreans lock themselves up to escape prison of daily life (https://www.reuters.com/article/us-southkorea-prisonstay/south-koreans-lock-themselves-up-to-escape-prison-of-daily-life-idUSKCN1NS0JB)

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Co-founder Noh Ji-Hyang said the mock prison was inspired by her husband, a prosecutor who often put in 100-hour work weeks.

“He said he would rather go into solitary confinement for a week to take a rest and feel better,” she said. “That was the beginning.”

Quote
“After a stay in the prison, people say, ‘This is not a prison, the real prison is where we return to,’” she said.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on November 29, 2018, 10:45:53 PM
Juche vindicated.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on November 29, 2018, 11:16:12 PM


Quote
“After a stay in the prison, people say, ‘This is not a prison, the real prison is where we return to,’” she said.

Little on the nose there Michel
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 29, 2018, 11:19:49 PM
A friend's spouse invited me to a surprise birthday party for my friend that's a "pop-up restaurant" set up at their house where the guests act as the staff.
is this a pilot pitch for a reality show? i'd watch it
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on November 30, 2018, 09:26:19 AM
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/national-international/More-Patients-Taking-Uber-Over-Ambulance-Rides-500483582.html?fbclid=IwAR2pyIPVk60hug9o3abdSIqmZNTBBfM__uNSCeelBknuLTMlHYYVO7zJrSU
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 30, 2018, 02:07:06 PM
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/kzv38w/millennials-in-china-are-using-nudes-to-secure-loans (https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/kzv38w/millennials-in-china-are-using-nudes-to-secure-loans)
 :doge

Quote
In a country where cost of living is high and the chances of getting a credit card are relatively low, this new form of e-commerce has opened up a world of possibilities for a whole lot of Chinese millennials. Because it’s 2018, though, there’s also a dark side to the system. Sure, you can get a 475 gram box of Oreos and pay it back in monthly instalments of 41 cents over three years, or go jetski-shopping with peanuts to your name. But first you might have to send some nudes.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 30, 2018, 10:56:40 PM
https://womenintheworld.com/2018/11/30/dominatrix-specializes-in-turning-white-right-wing-men-into-socialists/

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For many of her clientele, who are almost exclusively white right-wing men because she finds herself unable “to be even fictionally cruel to any other type of man,” that fetish is serving a powerful woman. Marbury derives her pleasure comes from forcing those men to see the contradiction between their love of powerful women and their support for political parties that actively work to limit women’s rights and empowerment. In her book, Dining with Humpty Dumpty, she detailed conversations with a man she said exhibited the “disgusting contradiction” of claiming to be both “a ‘female supremacist’ and a Tory.’”

“A lot of the book is about how people use political issues as a sexual fantasy and how that’s problematic,” Marbury explained in an interview with Centre Pompadour. “In the book, I decide to think about the power dynamic that exists between a dominatrix and her submissive. If he wants to really make me happy, which he says he does, what could possibly make me more happy than turning him into a socialist?”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 30, 2018, 11:32:19 PM
#earlystagesocialism
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on November 30, 2018, 11:38:27 PM
Primary stage of socialism. :bolo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on December 01, 2018, 07:04:11 PM
https://twitter.com/MrPeanut/status/1068641714628374540
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on December 01, 2018, 07:06:32 PM
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1068169111702769664
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 02, 2018, 12:13:19 AM
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ellievhall/celebrities-white-supremacists-video-app-cameo-anti-semitic

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A group of white supremacist YouTubers are using a new app to pay celebrities to create videos where they make coded anti-Semitic statements — and then the YouTubers use those recordings to promote hatred on the internet.

The videos were made using Cameo, where users can pay to have celebrities record a personalized message for them. Cameo launched in April 2018, and has become another platform that the far-right has seized upon in an attempt to legitimize racist messages — this time with seeming celebrity endorsements.

Cameo and representatives for the celebrities told BuzzFeed News they were unaware the messages supported anti-Semitic conspiracy theories. The two alt-right leaders behind the campaign bragged about duping the celebrities in a livestream on Wednesday.

The group behind the videos refers to itself as the GDL, or Goyim Defense League, using the Hebrew word for a non-Jew. The group is apparently run by two YouTubers who go by “Handsome Truth” and “Sway Guevara.”

In one recent video, former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre — one of the NFL’s most legendary figures — addresses the group.

BuzzFeed News has viewed the videos but will not include them in this article, since the users who paid the celebrities have said in livestreams this week that they want the recordings to go viral.

“Brett Favre here with a shoutout to the Handsome Truth and the GDL boys,” Favre says in the shaky video. “You guys are patriots in my eyes. So keep waking them up and don’t let the small get you down. Keep fighting, too, and don’t ever forget the USS Liberty and the men and women who died on that day. God bless and take care.”
Quote
When someone books a Cameo, they submit specific instructions to the celebrity for what to include in the video. The celebrity then reviews the request and either accepts or rejects it. If they accept, the buyer will get a video within the next few days. A video from Brett Favre goes for $500.

...

Favre said that he is donating the $500 Cameo video fee to charities that combat hate and bigotry.

...

Comedian Andy Dick also made a personalized message for another member of the GDL, who goes by the name “Sway Guevara” on YouTube. According to the prices on Dick’s Cameo page, it cost $99.

...

Rapper Soulja Boy also appears to have inadvertently made a video for the anti-Semitic group.

“Shoutout to Handsome Truth and Sway at GDL,” he says in the video, before telling viewers to check out their new single “Name the Juice” on Soundcloud and to subscribe to Handsome Truth 14 on YouTube. “GDL for life, bitch.”

According to his Cameo page, Soulja Boy received $100 for the personalized message.
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Cameo CEO Steven Galanis told BuzzFeed News on Friday that the app directly connects fan requests with the celebrity in question, eliminating intermediaries such as publicists or managers — and possible intervention — and making the messages more personal.

“It’s a shame that this group is taking away from a platform that is bringing so many people joy,” Galanis said.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 02, 2018, 07:13:07 AM
Quote
“Shoutout to Handsome Truth and Sway at GDL,” he says in the video, before telling viewers to check out their new single “Name the Juice” on Soundcloud and to subscribe to Handsome Truth 14 on YouTube. “GDL for life, bitch.”
:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on December 04, 2018, 12:40:31 PM
https://twitter.com/right_bauer/status/1069456171537444864
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 04, 2018, 01:22:38 PM
An Ivy League education doesn’t get you as far as it used to.

(https://i.imgur.com/bVQ2uPz_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on December 04, 2018, 01:25:42 PM
The fact that you can post unedited security footage like that legally for petty theft is #latestagecapitalism by itself. :kobeyuck
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 04, 2018, 01:46:52 PM
We all need to pull together and help the police solve The Case of the Stolen Sega Genesis, Kenny. Are you doing your part?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on December 04, 2018, 01:54:18 PM
The Genesis is pretty popular in Brazil. Maybe certain people need it to bribe liberal truckers?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on December 04, 2018, 01:58:34 PM
We all need to pull together and help the police solve The Case of the Stolen Sega Genesis, Kenny. Are you doing your part?

ACAB :ufup
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 04, 2018, 02:00:42 PM
We should find this man and congratulate him. Not punish him for keeping the dream alive.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 04, 2018, 04:07:15 PM
It's an AT Games Genesis. Honestly, that poor means is in desperate need of our prayers right now.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 05, 2018, 12:17:29 PM
We all need to pull together and help the police solve The Case of the Stolen Sega Genesis, Kenny. Are you doing your part?

ACAB :ufup

Fo real tho

Useless fucks
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on December 05, 2018, 12:18:36 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qtCfWa2.png) (https://theoutline.com/post/6721/the-median-medical-gofundme-fundraising-goal-is-50000?utm_source=)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 05, 2018, 12:44:53 PM
I binged listed to Vox's The impact last night where the first season is all about policies in the American healthcare system.  You guys are assholes to eachother.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on December 05, 2018, 02:51:05 PM
An Ivy League education doesn’t get you as far as it used to.

(https://i.imgur.com/bVQ2uPz_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

I'm really not surprised this happened in Mastic.

But I'm glad we have the highest paid police in America on the case.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on December 05, 2018, 03:33:00 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qtCfWa2.png) (https://theoutline.com/post/6721/the-median-medical-gofundme-fundraising-goal-is-50000?utm_source=)

i wonder if murican hospitals have employees who checks up on the patients potential gofundme pages in order to see how much they will be able to get away with charging.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 07, 2018, 02:59:52 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/AA6leOo.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 09, 2018, 03:52:45 AM
https://www.wired.com/story/amazon-first-bear-repellent-accident/

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THIS WASN'T EVEN AMAZON'S FIRST BEAR REPELLENT ACCIDENT

Two dozen Amazon warehouse employees in New Jersey were hospitalized Wednesday, one in critical condition, after a robot punctured a can of bear repellent, according to local reports.
Quote
Wednesday’s mishap demonstrates the many hazards that workers must contend with in Amazon’s sprawling warehouses, where almost every product imaginable may be in stock—including aerosol cans of irritating spray for warding off bears. This particular accident comes with an added dystopian layer, since it was caused by one of the robots Amazon hopes will replace many of its human warehouse workers in the near future.

But things get much stranger when you realize this isn’t the first time a can of bear repellent has exploded in an Amazon facility. In 2015, the fire department responded to an accident at an Amazon facility in Haslet, Texas, that was caused by a robot running over a can of none other than bear repellent, according to public records unearthed by Jessica Bruder for her book Nomadland, which chronicles the lives of the retail giant’s older, transient workforce.

The New Jersey incident wasn’t even the first bear repellent accident at an Amazon facility in 2018! One employee at an Amazon warehouse in Indiana told WIRED that a can ruptured in his facility earlier this year. The worker says that accident was caused by someone dropping the can, and they believe no injuries occurred. They think the way the product is packaged may be the issue; the employee adds that they, too, have dropped the repellent, though in their case it didn’t rupture. “It’s a clamshell that pops open when you pick it up,” the employee says. “What I can say is that our safety people are on it, and they are top-notch.”

Lighty, the Amazon spokesperson, confirmed in an email that an incident involving bear repellent did occur at the Indiana facility earlier this year. She also confirmed the 2015 accident in Texas. However, she added, "I do not have exact information on the root cause of either scenario, only that they were different."

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*anti-Amazon activists begin ordering large quantities of bear repellent*
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on December 09, 2018, 11:39:33 AM
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/12/stop-blaming-millennials-killing-economy/577408
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 09, 2018, 12:32:14 PM
https://www.wired.com/story/amazon-first-bear-repellent-accident/

Quote
THIS WASN'T EVEN AMAZON'S FIRST BEAR REPELLENT ACCIDENT

Two dozen Amazon warehouse employees in New Jersey were hospitalized Wednesday, one in critical condition, after a robot punctured a can of bear repellent, according to local reports.
Quote
Wednesday’s mishap demonstrates the many hazards that workers must contend with in Amazon’s sprawling warehouses, where almost every product imaginable may be in stock—including aerosol cans of irritating spray for warding off bears. This particular accident comes with an added dystopian layer, since it was caused by one of the robots Amazon hopes will replace many of its human warehouse workers in the near future.

But things get much stranger when you realize this isn’t the first time a can of bear repellent has exploded in an Amazon facility. In 2015, the fire department responded to an accident at an Amazon facility in Haslet, Texas, that was caused by a robot running over a can of none other than bear repellent, according to public records unearthed by Jessica Bruder for her book Nomadland, which chronicles the lives of the retail giant’s older, transient workforce.

The New Jersey incident wasn’t even the first bear repellent accident at an Amazon facility in 2018! One employee at an Amazon warehouse in Indiana told WIRED that a can ruptured in his facility earlier this year. The worker says that accident was caused by someone dropping the can, and they believe no injuries occurred. They think the way the product is packaged may be the issue; the employee adds that they, too, have dropped the repellent, though in their case it didn’t rupture. “It’s a clamshell that pops open when you pick it up,” the employee says. “What I can say is that our safety people are on it, and they are top-notch.”

Lighty, the Amazon spokesperson, confirmed in an email that an incident involving bear repellent did occur at the Indiana facility earlier this year. She also confirmed the 2015 accident in Texas. However, she added, "I do not have exact information on the root cause of either scenario, only that they were different."

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*anti-Amazon activists begin ordering large quantities of bear repellent*
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At least they're safe from bear attacks now. :rollsafe
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: hampster on December 10, 2018, 09:39:19 AM
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/948625244645937154
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Over the holidays, dual-CEO Jack Dorsey took a break from running Twitter and Square to try a silent meditation known as Vipassana for 10 days.

Vipassana— an ancient Buddhist meditation technique that frequently involves 10 days of silence — is gathering fans in Silicon Valley. The practice aims to calm and focus the mind through a strict code of silence and promises increased awareness, self-control, and peace. In a tweet, Dorsey revealed that he carried out the practice over Christmas and New Year's.

If rich people live like me to unwind, then why am I so stressed :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 11, 2018, 09:36:34 AM
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I despise violence...but what is the violence of all these people and burned luxurious cars, compared to the structural violence of the French -and global - elites

Pam Anderson on twitter

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on December 11, 2018, 12:03:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36odfqA-Xqw
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 12, 2018, 02:19:25 PM
https://twitter.com/kashhill/status/1072894833684037632 (https://twitter.com/kashhill/status/1072894833684037632)  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2018, 02:22:52 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2018/12/10/i-pay-my-kids-get-dressed-do-homework-more-its-best-decision-i-ever-made/?utm_term=.b6d3d190ad4a

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 12, 2018, 04:02:18 PM
Wahahahahahhahaha

Just tell your kid fine dont get dressed wear your pjs in kindergarten/school we are leaving now, they wont think its funny then

Positive reinforcement is for positive behaviour like trying something or doing your best

No one is going to pay you in real.life for putting on your clothes, this is horrible parenting that will result in uber entitles brats
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on December 12, 2018, 04:03:19 PM
No one is going to pay you in real.life for putting on your clothes
I mean your job might...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 12, 2018, 04:03:25 PM
Why am i even responding
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on December 12, 2018, 04:07:52 PM
Why are you?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 12, 2018, 04:10:01 PM
Im sleepy
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 12, 2018, 06:05:38 PM
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1072960091643629568 (https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1072960091643629568)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 14, 2018, 09:03:32 AM
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1073567957958176768 (https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1073567957958176768)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on December 18, 2018, 12:43:36 PM
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world/school-turns-students-lunch-debt-over-to-collection-agency/1645349811
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 18, 2018, 01:13:52 PM
Feed the fuckin kids
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 19, 2018, 02:04:04 AM
Idk 2,50 for lunch seems reasonable and subsidized. Think people should pay up. Idk how much school itself costs of course.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2018, 04:32:52 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/5FfBjV7.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2018, 04:37:19 AM
After I graduated I got one of these for like "post-college financial planning" promoting a FREE STEAK DINNER at like fucking Applebee's or something. And it was at like 3:30 p.m.

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They should have offered Olive Garden :ohyeah
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on December 19, 2018, 08:27:45 AM
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/948625244645937154
Quote
Over the holidays, dual-CEO Jack Dorsey took a break from running Twitter and Square to try a silent meditation known as Vipassana for 10 days.

Vipassana— an ancient Buddhist meditation technique that frequently involves 10 days of silence — is gathering fans in Silicon Valley. The practice aims to calm and focus the mind through a strict code of silence and promises increased awareness, self-control, and peace. In a tweet, Dorsey revealed that he carried out the practice over Christmas and New Year's.

If rich people live like me to unwind, then why am I so stressed :doge

Jack Dorsey is a crazy person.

He sent Iggy Azalea beard hair to make him an amulet to ward off evil.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2018, 09:52:38 AM
https://www.cleveland19.com/2018/12/18/cleveland-man-alleges-racial-profiling-after-bank-refuses-cash-check-calls/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 19, 2018, 06:55:56 PM
https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall (https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall)

 :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: naff on December 19, 2018, 07:54:31 PM
https://www.cleveland19.com/2018/12/18/cleveland-man-alleges-racial-profiling-after-bank-refuses-cash-check-calls/

still use cheques

have a digital transaction system completely reliant on banking giants that costs so much to use cash is still the predominant way to buy shit

spell cheque, check

 :salute


Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 20, 2018, 03:47:34 PM
https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1075809760434380802 (https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1075809760434380802)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 21, 2018, 01:58:08 PM
https://twitter.com/FT/status/1075255342932652037 (https://twitter.com/FT/status/1075255342932652037)

"Just look at this cool hip *checks note* 88 year old billionaire"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on December 23, 2018, 07:17:23 AM
https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/1076638113592569856
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on December 23, 2018, 07:29:14 AM
https://thespoon.tech/alpha-dominche-shuts-down-is-commercial-coffee-tech-dead/

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The company recently crowdfunded over $230,000 to manufacture the Flask Coffee Brewer, a relatively simple manual coffee maker, but they won’t end up shipping a single product. No refunds or late arrivals.

But it’s far worse for the company’s commercial customers. Alpha Dominche’s flagship product that launched in 2014, the Steampunk, is—or, was—an eye-catching $15,000 coffee and tea brewer designed for high-end cafes. And soon they’ll all stop working.

Flask Brewer backers are out eighty dollars, Steampunk-wielding cafes around the world are about to have a useless hunk of metal when the official servers go down, and Alpha Dominche’s brand new cafe in Brooklyn has turned the lights off.

Apparently the machines can only work if pinging the official servers through a proprietary app.

:lol

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on December 26, 2018, 09:30:44 AM
https://twitter.com/SevaUT/status/1077645604107534336 (https://twitter.com/SevaUT/status/1077645604107534336)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 26, 2018, 10:20:18 AM
https://twitter.com/SevaUT/status/1077645604107534336 (https://twitter.com/SevaUT/status/1077645604107534336)
That's the same Crimea prosecutor meme girl.

A rising star in Russian politics. Hopefully she gets to be the next President.  :drool
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on December 26, 2018, 01:49:12 PM
https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1077981717410078720
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 26, 2018, 03:04:04 PM
Living the authentic Chinese lifestyle :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 03, 2019, 12:13:12 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HIzsohL_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on January 03, 2019, 12:20:10 AM
https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1077981717410078720

Quote
One of the most popular terms on Chinese social media is diaosi, which literally means penis hair but has become shorthand for anybody who feels they’ve failed at work, romance or life in general.

May have to change my username to penis hair
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 03, 2019, 12:20:23 AM
i hope they just photoshopped and didn't actually paint a plane pink for that
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 03, 2019, 12:23:20 AM
They did, but the paint is removable
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on January 03, 2019, 01:07:39 AM
China has the best memes.

Remember the grass mud horse.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 06, 2019, 11:59:53 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6558991/Rich-kids-COMMUNISM-Fidel-Castros-model-grandson-flashes-wealth-European-vacations.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 07, 2019, 04:15:45 PM
https://twitter.com/mmaltaisLA/status/1082380540584517632 (https://twitter.com/mmaltaisLA/status/1082380540584517632)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 07, 2019, 07:17:48 PM
https://twitter.com/mmaltaisLA/status/1082380540584517632 (https://twitter.com/mmaltaisLA/status/1082380540584517632)

letthemfight.gif
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 08, 2019, 06:16:46 PM
https://twitter.com/josephfcox/status/1082685714066796544 (https://twitter.com/josephfcox/status/1082685714066796544)

 :idont
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 10, 2019, 03:15:39 PM
(http://ilsi.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ILSI-AM-1200x260.jpg)
this is set up by Coca Cola :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 10, 2019, 08:22:17 PM
(https://scontent.flas1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/49937768_395318081011886_3599897164936904704_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent.flas1-2.fna&oh=88d80b0c93a8103e4547babfe1b826c4&oe=5CBCBC20)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: hampster on January 14, 2019, 03:26:18 PM
Surprised this debacle deserved *two* documentaries

https://mobile.twitter.com/lindaholmes/status/1084873413037035521
https://mobile.twitter.com/lindaholmes/status/1084874530244517890
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 14, 2019, 03:37:02 PM
https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-the-voice-of-an-ignorant-generation

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According to one survey, one third of Millennials believe President George W. Bush killed more people than Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin. Over 40 percent of Millennials have never heard of Mao Zedong; another 40 percent and 30 percent, respectively, are unfamiliar with Vladimir Lenin and Che Guevara. Two-thirds of Millennials cannot identify Auschwitz, and 22 percent have never heard of the Holocaust, twice the percentage of American adults on average.

Millennials might not know much, but according to a 2016 Harvard survey, they know they don’t support capitalism, with 51 percent of young adults rejecting economic freedom.

Get scared, Boomers. Your 401k is gonna pay for my $15/hr McDonalds job. :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 14, 2019, 05:41:31 PM
Boomers getting shook that the younger generations aren't scared by the Socialist boogeyman anymore. :heh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 14, 2019, 06:53:16 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dw6JeDdU0AEZZUI.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on January 15, 2019, 09:05:26 AM
https://twitter.com/matthiasellis/status/1084996559266299909
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 16, 2019, 05:19:43 AM
Quote
According to one survey, one third of Millennials believe President George W. Bush killed more people than Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin.
What's the time frame though? Because in their lifetimes...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 16, 2019, 10:44:22 AM
Well I think its missing the word "innocent"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 16, 2019, 11:02:40 AM
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According to one survey, one third of Millennials believe President George W. Bush killed more people than Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin.
What's the time frame though? Because in their lifetimes...

They probably were using an old list for Bush that still included JFK Jr.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on January 16, 2019, 06:15:51 PM
https://twitter.com/erbrod/status/1085623194759774209
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on January 16, 2019, 08:17:12 PM
fear the young blood  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on January 16, 2019, 10:01:08 PM
https://twitter.com/libertarianism/status/913011139830796294
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 17, 2019, 02:29:04 PM
https://twitter.com/AdrianDuhalt/status/1085581671452168192 (https://twitter.com/AdrianDuhalt/status/1085581671452168192)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on January 17, 2019, 07:22:18 PM
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1085969401587867653
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 17, 2019, 08:03:13 PM
wasn't there a really crappy sci-fi/thriller/vampire movie in the mid-late 2000s based around that "young" blood concept?

it feels like something that would have come out around the time of that piece of garbage Ultraviolet
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Propagandhim on January 19, 2019, 02:44:36 PM
https://twitter.com/dwnews/status/1085973731967676417
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 21, 2019, 03:02:11 PM
(https://scontent.flas1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/s2048x2048/50969840_527511077761273_344108987299397632_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_ht=scontent.flas1-1.fna&oh=65e34e7153b4847f679c3d6fd85b897a&oe=5CCD5E65)

friend of mine took this gem
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 21, 2019, 04:06:23 PM
Ironic coming from someone so poor they had to make their own bumper sticker.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 21, 2019, 04:28:02 PM
Bellevue
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 21, 2019, 04:50:53 PM
https://twitter.com/razza699/status/1087425374894600192 (https://twitter.com/razza699/status/1087425374894600192)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 21, 2019, 04:54:21 PM
https://twitter.com/Scouser73/status/1087439815560384513
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 22, 2019, 04:50:22 AM
https://twitter.com/razza699/status/1087425374894600192 (https://twitter.com/razza699/status/1087425374894600192)
when this dlc come out?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 22, 2019, 01:28:25 PM
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1087429657232842753 (https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1087429657232842753)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 24, 2019, 12:27:12 PM
(https://media.xconomy.com/wordpress/wp-content/images/2014/09/06183528/Table.png?_ga=2.210754077.969858042.1548285869-2101772287.1548285869)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 24, 2019, 03:20:03 PM
https://pix11.com/2019/01/23/superintendent-charged-with-fraud-for-using-own-insurance-to-help-ill-student/

charged with three felonies for insubordination against our masters

Quote
Police received a tip about the situation and followed up with the teen’s guardian on Jan. 16.
thank god for state informants
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on January 25, 2019, 11:49:16 PM
https://twitter.com/dylanhm/status/1088459998672281606
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on January 26, 2019, 12:07:29 AM
It rules that they don't even try anymore.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 26, 2019, 12:13:07 AM
There's no reason for government employees to go hungry when there are plenty of payday loans to go around. Also prison food ain't too bad.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 26, 2019, 11:07:53 AM
Quote
It did though, cross a significant line for us. We are a private business, we are not owned by the Government, FCA or ASA, and we will never be told what we are/are not allowed to say. If we want to campaign to put Batman on the moon, then that is our business, not the Governments. Naturally, we told them no, we wouldn't retract it. Who knows where this will now end up.

This is a massive concern for us given the nature of the next project we were going to launch in the UK. Avoid.com is going to be the world's first negative-only travel review website. It launches in March 2019 and was going to be based in the UK - a massive investment with hundreds of jobs.

We no longer have faith in the UK Quangos on the issue of free speech. For this reason, it will now be based in the States. I'll be out there in the next week to start laying the groundwork for it.
https://www.quickloans.co.uk/quick-news/response-to-the-jail-for-debtors-article (https://www.quickloans.co.uk/quick-news/response-to-the-jail-for-debtors-article)

Great companies are pouring back into the United States  :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 26, 2019, 07:37:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HwFOo5rbZA
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 26, 2019, 07:43:57 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/74gr3Xi.png)  ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 26, 2019, 10:13:42 PM
Late stage capitalism is when you're too poor to get an electric razor to shave your balding head, but can put up youtube videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ugWFMqn-TA
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 31, 2019, 01:36:56 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jan/29/bill-gates-davos-global-poverty-infographic-neoliberal

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But that’s not all that’s wrong here. The trend that the graph depicts is based on a poverty line of $1.90 (£1.44) per day, which is the equivalent of what $1.90 could buy in the US in 2011. It’s obscenely low by any standard, and we now have piles of evidence that people living just above this line have terrible levels of malnutrition and mortality. Earning $2 per day doesn’t mean that you’re somehow suddenly free of extreme poverty. Not by a long shot.

Scholars have been calling for a more reasonable poverty line for many years. Most agree that people need a minimum of about $7.40 per day to achieve basic nutrition and normal human life expectancy, plus a half-decent chance of seeing their kids survive their fifth birthday. And many scholars, including Harvard economist Lant Pritchett, insist that the poverty line should be set even higher, at $10 to $15 per day.

So what happens if we measure global poverty at the low end of this more realistic spectrum – $7.40 per day, to be extra conservative? Well, we see that the number of people living under this line has increased dramatically since measurements began in 1981, reaching some 4.2 billion people today. Suddenly the happy Davos narrative melts away.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on January 31, 2019, 01:48:09 AM
Heh, knew that was going to be Hickel when I clicked the link.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 31, 2019, 03:14:20 AM
Bellevue

Maybe scramble Drinkys license plate mate
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 31, 2019, 03:16:22 AM
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1087429657232842753 (https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1087429657232842753)

This is a stupid link cause she was an experienced hiker in full gear that fell into ravine iirc, she only took off gear at the top to pose for a pic.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 31, 2019, 09:52:01 AM
Bill Gates has done a lot of charity work and I don’t want to blow up his spot, but there’s something a little sickening about billionaires backpatting themselves because people are making $2 a day. I find myself agreeing somewhat with Harvey Danger in his 1997 treatise on inequality Flagpole Sitta, it’s a sin to live so well.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on January 31, 2019, 11:00:43 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/jan/30/historian-berates-billionaires-at-davos-over-tax-avoidance

Quote
Noting that 1,500 people had travelled to Davos by private jet to hear David Attenborough talk about climate change, he said he was bewildered that no one was talking about raising taxes on the rich.
“I hear people talking the language of participation, justice, equality and transparency but almost no one raises the real issue of tax avoidance, right? And of the rich just not paying their fair share,” Bregman tells the Time magazine panel on inequality.

“It feels like I’m at a firefighters conference and no one’s allowed to speak about water.”

Quote
Industry had to “stop talking about philanthropy and start talking about taxes”, he said, and cited the high tax regime of 1950s America as an example to disprove arguments by businesspeople at Davos such as Michael Dell that economies with high personal taxation could not succeed. “That’s it,” he says. “Taxes, taxes, taxes. All the rest is bullshit in my opinion.”

Quote
After the panel Bregman tweeted a link to a opinion piece he wrote for the Guardian in 2017, saying “most wealth is not created at the top, but merely devoured there”.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on January 31, 2019, 03:38:53 PM
Bill Gates has done a lot of charity work and I don’t want to blow up his spot, but there’s something a little sickening about billionaires backpatting themselves because people are making $2 a day. I find myself agreeing somewhat with Harvey Danger in his 1997 treatise on inequality Flagpole Sitta, it’s a sin to live so well.
https://soundcloud.com/citationsneeded/episode-45-the-not-so-benevolent-billionaire-bill-gates-and-western-media
https://soundcloud.com/citationsneeded/episode-46-the-not-so-benevolent-billionaire-part-ii-bill-gates-in-africa

He's invested in a lot of PR to justify his wealth.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on January 31, 2019, 09:25:38 PM
I didn't like their recent episode on state monopoly gambling per se but I appreciated that they put the California Lottery on blast specifically in it. Love to love in a state with no severance tax, no real property tax, no real rent control, but a state gambling monopoly.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on February 01, 2019, 02:51:41 AM
https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-47033704
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 02, 2019, 03:07:15 AM
Someone quit at my work a few weeks back and my boss complained they showed lack of respect and a fuck you attitude by just giving 3 days notice.

Its your own shitty contract asshole, this is how much notice you can give us too.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on February 04, 2019, 05:39:50 AM
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1092212501901688832
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on February 04, 2019, 09:00:17 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 04, 2019, 09:51:55 AM
Have they tried 12345 and password?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 04, 2019, 02:00:52 PM
That's how Mafia works.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: hampster on February 04, 2019, 04:59:07 PM
Edit: Little Debbie deleted their tweet responding to Sunny D :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 04, 2019, 06:25:22 PM
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1092212501901688832

Lol, apparently the wallet had been active recently so he probably just faked his own death.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/ami8e7/quadrigacx_continues_to_support_unlimited_comedy/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on February 05, 2019, 01:01:44 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyVIuZ-X0AATMSh?format=jpg&name=medium)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2019, 01:03:51 PM
tfw they find all the depression memes you’ve shared

:holeup
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: eleuin on February 05, 2019, 02:36:10 PM
Edit: Little Debbie deleted their tweet responding to Sunny D :(

https://twitter.com/BrandsSayingBae/status/1092505950844444672
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on February 05, 2019, 03:09:03 PM
it shocks people because it breeches our capitalist reality while simultaneously trying to install a postmodern illusion in its place. we subconsciously react to the absurdity without consciously acknowledging it. in a very real sense we have become violated. here, žižec will explain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy56vTJBu9c
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 05, 2019, 03:24:34 PM
Breeches lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 05, 2019, 10:43:30 PM
look at the likes in the screenshot between the posts, where the original Sunny D tweet works is that you can imagine it coming from the human behind the account and breaking the "script" or the "fourth wall", the other three tweets including Sunny D's "comeback" are all on-script, on-pattern

what Wendy's and Arby's have done so effectively with their twitters is lean in on either the account existing separately from the brand and being a responsive twitter account or being a living embodiment of the brand as if the brand itself were a human on twitter, most of the rest of the corporate twitters don't have good enough staff to pull that off because they're trying to be multiple things rather than create a character

this is also why the realDonaldTrump account works so well, they created a character that people can connect with
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: eleuin on February 05, 2019, 11:06:52 PM
https://twitter.com/magnolyena/status/1092916474342227969
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 05, 2019, 11:10:05 PM
Is that pride rock?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 09, 2019, 02:32:27 PM
https://twitter.com/techworkersco/status/1093648219601436673http://
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 09, 2019, 04:00:45 PM
https://twitter.com/nathansgreen/status/1093650648527179776

https://twitter.com/BeiRemembers/status/1093662151338713088

https://twitter.com/doikayt/status/1093663171087384576

 :o
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Coax on February 09, 2019, 06:04:29 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyVIuZ-X0AATMSh?format=jpg&name=medium)

"I've got nothing to hide"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on February 10, 2019, 04:38:07 AM
https://carcel.co/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 11, 2019, 05:16:47 PM
https://twitter.com/fpleitgenCNN/status/1094869576943394816 (https://twitter.com/fpleitgenCNN/status/1094869576943394816)

 :bow #capitalism  :bow2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on February 11, 2019, 05:19:09 PM
#BigChungus :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 11, 2019, 05:24:56 PM
https://twitter.com/HunterFelt/status/1094940240270249984
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 12, 2019, 06:09:35 PM
https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/1095349253872861184
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on February 12, 2019, 09:31:46 PM
Wow they made the  :cac magazine for real
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 13, 2019, 02:42:12 PM
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1095763596062150656 (https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1095763596062150656)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 13, 2019, 04:37:22 PM
So...how much does that pay per hour? :thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2019, 01:19:42 AM
Quote
According to the superseding indictment, Burlakoff and the others ran a sophisticated scheme that used pharmacy data to identify doctors who prescribed a lot of opioids. They then bribed the doctors with offers of cushy speaking engagements to increase their Subsys prescriptions even further and to write a minimum number of prescriptions at a minimum dose to generate as many insured refill orders as possible "without regard to the medical needs of ... Subsys patients," according tot he indictment.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on February 14, 2019, 08:48:38 AM
So...how much does that pay per hour? :thinking

$15-$35/hr.

Make lobbyists stand in line again.  :american
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on February 14, 2019, 09:20:02 AM
So...how much does that pay per hour? :thinking

$15-$35/hr.

Make lobbyists stand in line again.  :american
35$ to sit around an hour?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 14, 2019, 09:39:32 AM
So...how much does that pay per hour? :thinking

$15-$35/hr.

brb moving to dc
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 14, 2019, 01:34:18 PM
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedUK/status/1095978957189464064 (https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedUK/status/1095978957189464064)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2019, 11:11:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kwKSeWU.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 15, 2019, 11:42:13 PM
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedUK/status/1095978957189464064 (https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedUK/status/1095978957189464064)

 :doge
This actually works: https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/7xn4a4/how-kids-youtube-star-blippi-used-copyright-law-to-hide-his-harlem-shake-poop-video
Quote
BuzzFeed reporter Katie Notopoulos did not link to, embed, or otherwise share the Harlem Shake Poop video in her piece, noting that “an attorney for [Blippi] sent BuzzFeed News a cease and desist letter asserting copyright on the video.”

BuzzFeed isn’t the only company that got a legal notice about the video’s copyright. In early January, someone claiming to represent Blippi filed a copyright takedown request with Google, which previously had linked to a Russian website that host the so-called “Harlem Shake Poop” video.

“The copywritten work of ‘Harlem Shake Poop’ is of a NSFW video of one man defecating on another,” the takedown request reads. “This video was not authorized for use on the links provided. This Russian site is illegally storing the videos on their servers and your search results have indexed them. The information in this notice is accurate. I swear under penalty of perjury I am authorized to act on behalf of the owner that holds the exclusive right of the Harlem Shake Poop video that allegedly infringed.”
Quote
After reading Notopoulos’s article, I naturally went searching for the video. I Googled “Harlem Shake Poop” and found a series of YouTube videos of people reacting to Blippi’s original video (think of the 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction video genre), but not the original video itself. At the bottom of the Google search results, however, I saw a notice: “In response to a complaint we received under the US Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA), we have removed 1 result from this page.”
(https://video-images.vice.com/_uncategorized/1550259192348-Screen-Shot-2019-02-15-at-23239-PM.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on February 19, 2019, 03:09:11 PM
(https://scontent.flas1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/52259253_765646860482675_2575921264434610176_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_ht=scontent.flas1-2.fna&oh=b48ab014af8a96251c30818d866986e2&oe=5D260D42)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 21, 2019, 04:06:06 AM
finally, a reason to support Howard Schultz for President
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 03, 2019, 07:13:01 PM
https://twitter.com/jeremyburge/status/1101402001907372032 (https://twitter.com/jeremyburge/status/1101402001907372032)

https://twitter.com/jeremyburge/status/1102318477602447365 (https://twitter.com/jeremyburge/status/1102318477602447365)

You can no longer logout  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 03, 2019, 07:16:39 PM
https://twitter.com/jeremyburge/status/1102317466217312258

 :doge friends  :lol ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 04, 2019, 12:16:51 AM
riotous sr cares  :derp :hans1 :nintendo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 04, 2019, 12:40:00 PM
 :dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 04, 2019, 01:07:51 PM
Social security numbers were never meant to be used as identification :maf

:rofl
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 04, 2019, 02:12:16 PM
https://twitter.com/DylanLJMartin/status/1101873832003018757 (https://twitter.com/DylanLJMartin/status/1101873832003018757)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 08, 2019, 06:39:42 AM
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1103418729474416642 (https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1103418729474416642)
 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on March 08, 2019, 07:58:25 AM
 :oreilly
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 10, 2019, 05:02:33 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/tGHsP4s.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 11, 2019, 01:15:37 AM
Filthy immigrants not integrating playing their own sports not speaking the local language.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Mandark on March 11, 2019, 06:12:26 PM
https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/1104981624419172357
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2019, 01:37:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/KfQfGSa.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2019, 02:20:24 PM
https://twitter.com/AndrewYangVFA/status/1105532783219408908
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on March 13, 2019, 08:22:06 PM
https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1104969368381775873
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 18, 2019, 07:33:49 PM
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1107740961000620034 (https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1107740961000620034)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 19, 2019, 09:18:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/R7PVsaY.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on March 19, 2019, 09:22:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j66fb0qSao

get yourself a girl like that
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 19, 2019, 10:09:44 PM
lol she came prepared with the multi-layers move plus almost nothing to grab onto below the waste so the guy had to lift her up :delicious

spoiler (click to show/hide)
gonna give Draghi some credit for being like "oh, okay, go ahead, i surrender" when he saw the confetti and realizing there was no real danger

spoiler (click to show/hide)
then ordering her tortured to death in the back room
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on March 19, 2019, 11:08:32 PM
lol she came prepared with the multi-layers move plus almost nothing to grab onto below the waste so the guy had to lift her up :delicious

:trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 19, 2019, 11:13:13 PM
and after I called out SweetNicole :fbm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on March 19, 2019, 11:14:13 PM
BENJI. that's the third time today. keep shit in the shit thread.

(https://media.tenor.com/images/c7a1273e904425ba5274dc4a79fac4cd/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 20, 2019, 12:40:00 AM
https://twitter.com/serkantoto/status/1108225543508381696

But nothing was shown.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 20, 2019, 01:57:53 AM
https://twitter.com/jeffgerstmann/status/1108047629399654402
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 20, 2019, 08:54:44 AM
https://twitter.com/HTHRFLWRS/status/1107879944921571329
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 21, 2019, 12:10:59 AM
No one in 2019:

Bitcons: We're Coinstar now, btiches!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on March 21, 2019, 09:44:11 PM
https://twitter.com/bentarnoff/status/1108838086258102279
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 22, 2019, 03:55:09 AM
If they are so good they shouldn't be worried about a union, just a great sparring partner to ensure everything runs smoothly
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 24, 2019, 03:46:36 PM
https://twitter.com/telltalegames/status/1109862601549377539
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 24, 2019, 04:32:11 PM
https://twitter.com/telltalegames/status/1109862601549377539

If you don’t buy this game, we’ll kill this woman.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 25, 2019, 02:40:05 PM
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1110247275715010560 (https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1110247275715010560)

Big Birb
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 25, 2019, 02:43:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VXa8tRz.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/28oYDm3.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/lZJU7Cg.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 25, 2019, 04:21:36 PM
So uh, Apple is releasing a credit card with the help of Goldman Sachs.

Seems like we're moving full steam ahead.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on March 26, 2019, 07:19:35 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-0/p280x280/55445000_581775388987563_4385946385640325120_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_ad=z-m&_nc_cid=0&_nc_zor=9&_nc_ht=scontent.xx&oh=b72335ae49fda37640e1a2f091c97bf3&oe=5D0635DE)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 26, 2019, 10:53:45 PM
did they use their chemicals to make him gay?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 27, 2019, 12:48:17 AM
https://twitter.com/Raceytherunner/status/1110747584824573952
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on March 27, 2019, 09:18:54 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on March 27, 2019, 10:07:41 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-0/p280x280/55445000_581775388987563_4385946385640325120_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_ad=z-m&_nc_cid=0&_nc_zor=9&_nc_ht=scontent.xx&oh=b72335ae49fda37640e1a2f091c97bf3&oe=5D0635DE)

https://www.ft.com/content/8e5d24bc-f5a6-3566-9be4-79ebf83e179e

“Dow Chemical poised to increase stake in joint venture with Saudi Aramco”

Taste the woke :lawd
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 27, 2019, 10:08:49 AM
The People’s Blockchain was one of The Rock’s worst moves.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 27, 2019, 09:42:40 PM
https://twitter.com/c_s_pinkprius/status/1109839255348535297
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 27, 2019, 10:14:59 PM
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1111085527577563137
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 27, 2019, 10:33:06 PM
Also your car will force you to use your blinker. :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 28, 2019, 06:06:20 AM
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1111085527577563137

Imho good move from eu.

Bu bu bu mah freedom.

If the limit is 50 inside towns or 130 on the highway thats the law assholes. No ifs no buts

You can still override the system btw for taking over etc but a lady will keep telling you to slow down all the time.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 28, 2019, 06:10:16 AM
Also your car will force you to use your blinker. :rejoice

It already does (mine at least will start bleeping if I cross the line with no blinker)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 28, 2019, 06:27:03 AM
BMW already caps their cars at 250/155 and have been doing that forever. :trumps

That sucks though when you are on one of those empty highways near the Polish border. :maf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 28, 2019, 06:33:13 AM
This system is pretty advanced linked to gps so you will still be able tp go 180-200 where its allowed on the autobahn

I havent driven faster then 160-170 in my car though.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 28, 2019, 06:39:58 AM
The conversation rate in my head was way off, I thought 112 mph were like 240km/h and I didn't see that as a big deal.

But a hard cap at 180kmh ifrom Volvo is just ridiculous. Good luck selling their premium cars with that.


German carmakers will fight this tooth and nail before such a thing becomes mandatory.  8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 28, 2019, 06:42:22 AM
My hybrid cant go faster then 180 :doge

Volvo will sell bucketloads of cars cause volvo buyers don't care about speed.

German carmakers are shit man, after dieselgate I don't know if Id ever buy one.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 28, 2019, 06:44:57 AM
Eat my dust e-fegs :heh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 28, 2019, 06:46:06 AM
You laugh now but we will all be driving evs in 25 years

Volkswagen is already making a huge ev push in the next 5-10 years

Could be a redemption moment if they really deliver that sub 20k ev for the masses
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 28, 2019, 06:46:51 AM


German carmakers are shit man, after dieselgate I don't know if Id ever buy one.

Just some humble, local businesses trying to make a living. :tocry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 28, 2019, 06:48:28 AM
Ill be honest, if thet deliver the EVolkswagen as promised I might vonsider them in 4 years when my Hybrid is up for replacement.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 28, 2019, 06:50:20 AM
I will not stop driving cars with combustion engines until it becomes illegal. You can pry away my uneconomical, overpowered and environment polluting cars from my cold dead hands.  8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 28, 2019, 06:58:41 AM
Well it will be sooner rather then later

Dunno why you hate the enviroment

Also EVs drive sweet af
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 28, 2019, 07:03:47 AM
Also EVs drive sweet af

Quote
My hybrid cant go faster then 180


:teehee
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 28, 2019, 07:18:42 AM
Its not even the same thing?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 28, 2019, 07:21:37 AM
Close enough for a cheap joke. :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 28, 2019, 07:35:33 AM
Fair play  :lol

Evs have amazing torque man, sure youve driven some.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 28, 2019, 07:36:09 AM
Also formula 1 are hybrids

I also have a traditional ICE car btw as a second car
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 28, 2019, 08:57:04 AM
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/x-men-collector-spent-150k-memorabilia-people-think-im-crazy-002431607.html

(https://s2.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/ChAoYbMBDoadXqJaMROaKA--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/e7a0d67822dd1fb64d2c245a77a8ccbf)

(https://s1.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/P94vrZJFy51dIOxg.tV1RA--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/7ad92cf4f633034a59dc784c1281ff46)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on March 28, 2019, 10:50:08 PM
https://twitter.com/Breakingviews/status/1111245406300717057

Quote
Fugazi was effectively a startup from which valuable lessons in governance, business and sustainability might be inferred about the way an O’Rourke administration will approach the American economy.

Fugazi capitalism would be inclusive, consumer-friendly and ethical. It would favor the interests of small businesses over corporations. It would reject cronyism. As O’Rourke described MacKaye, he “really did represent this super-ethical way, not just of being in a band, or running a label, or putting on shows, but of just living.”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 29, 2019, 06:32:17 PM
Nvm I’m wrong but still
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 29, 2019, 06:50:27 PM
Eat my dust e-cigarillos :heh
My lancer does 0 - 100 in < 10 sec.
top speed is 210 km/h or 130 mp/h

Yes it got fixed like new again  8)

I love this car  :uguu

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 29, 2019, 07:13:13 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 29, 2019, 07:21:49 PM
WOKE AF
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 31, 2019, 06:01:42 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1112309578706886656
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1112309432715788288
https://twitter.com/TyTheRobot/status/1067455226075119616
https://twitter.com/kylorenbot/status/1112148272414638082
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 31, 2019, 06:16:01 PM

https://twitter.com/TyTheRobot/status/1067455226075119616

https://twitter.com/IRLSonGohan/status/1067819381743325184
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 31, 2019, 06:17:03 PM
https://twitter.com/ZzzOzes/status/1068194490048020480
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 31, 2019, 06:32:10 PM
https://twitter.com/DonnieDoesWorld/status/1111771752538038274
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 01, 2019, 06:39:21 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1112309578706886656

Akshually I knew about this ages ago.  :ego

Sorta surprised they were able to keep it a secret this long.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 01, 2019, 08:57:39 PM
Why did they use Lou Dobbs for the billboard tho

sms TRUMP to 56161 to find out
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 02, 2019, 06:47:48 AM
https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2019/04/01/sources-martin-shkreli-thrown-in-solitary-confinement-after-claims-he-ran-company-from-prison/
Quote
Earlier this month, the much-maligned pharmaceutical businessman and uber troll Martin Shkreli was put in solitary confinement at Federal Correctional Institution in Fort Dix, New Jersey, Forbes has been told by two sources with knowledge of the situation. That came after the Wall Street Journal described how he was using a contraband phone to run his pharma business from behind bars.

The Bureau of Prisons (BOP) wouldn’t confirm that Shkreli had been placed in solitary confinement, saying it would not release information about “an individual inmate's conditions of confinement.” But it confirmed that the issues raised in the Journal article were “under investigation.”

“When there are allegations of misconduct, they are thoroughly investigated, and appropriate action is taken if allegations are sustained,” a spokesperson for the BOP added. Shkreli’s lawyer, Benjamin Brafman, declined to comment on his client’s status.

One source close to Shkreli’s legal team said the fraudster was in the special housing unit (SHU) a week and a half after the article was published on March 7, but the source had not received an update on his status. But according to Justin Liverman, a fellow inmate and ex-member of notorious hacker crew Crackas With Attitude, Shkreli was indeed put in solitary and was still there as of Sunday. “Martin is in the SHU,” Liverman told Forbes.

According to the Journal, Shkreli was operating his business, Phoenixus AG, via a cellphone. The company appears to be a reincarnation of Turing Pharmaceuticals AG, which jacked up the prices of rare drugs to the fury of patients, doctors and insurers. In one of the worst examples, Turing increased the cost of a pill for patients with HIV/AIDS from $13.50 to $750. Shkreli plans to continue in the pharma game and even sees Phoenixus becoming a multibillion-dollar enterprise with him as inmate-in-charge. Earlier this year he even fired the firm's interim CEO over the phone, though he let him stay on the board, according to Journal sources. This all came in Shkreli’s first year in Fort Dix; he was sentenced to  seven years for committing securities fraud and securities fraud conspiracy.
so now a dude can't work a job just because he's in prison?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 02, 2019, 06:49:41 AM
Of course you can. So long as you're sewing bathmats for 1$ an hour.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on April 02, 2019, 07:30:56 AM
Solitary confinement is a cruel and unusual punishment for a man just trying to make a buck and in general.

The state :pacspit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 02, 2019, 11:50:39 AM
Can he still listen to his Wu Tang album at least?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 02, 2019, 12:27:58 PM
.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 02, 2019, 07:36:49 PM
.
Two seven likes for nothing? :neo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on April 02, 2019, 08:20:32 PM
#latestagelikeeconomy
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 02, 2019, 09:55:05 PM
https://twitter.com/APirateMonk/status/1112518913579900928
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 03, 2019, 01:03:00 AM
https://twitter.com/omoba_scholes/status/1111013209954148352

I actually don't know what thread this goes in but it was important to share it
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 03, 2019, 04:24:09 AM
#latestagelikeeconomy
Plumb venture like-ital funding any old garbage? :thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 03, 2019, 11:03:02 AM
https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/1113140632409665536

Least surprising wrestling promotion ever.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on April 03, 2019, 11:12:54 AM
 :holeup
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on April 03, 2019, 11:14:53 AM
:cody
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 03, 2019, 10:40:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xS1yado.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 04, 2019, 01:28:30 AM
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/taco-bell-manager-gets-anger-management-choking-pregnant-employee-asking-many-breaks-095203812.html

(https://i.imgur.com/7EHxx4E.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 04, 2019, 09:08:55 AM
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1113789219791613952
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on April 04, 2019, 11:42:36 AM
just buy a glass blunt damn
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 04, 2019, 12:05:46 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/KW0i7kQ.png)

The real FinalStageCapitalism is when some Silicon Valley Techbro kickstarts this same thing for $400,000,000, but it has to scan a QR code to make sure you can't pack expired weed.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on April 04, 2019, 03:27:30 PM
"We spent a lot of money on this new badge system so forget about raises for the next 3 years."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 04, 2019, 04:13:25 PM
I literally once had an employer tell me that they bought new office spaces and our work areas were better (they weren't) and that was our "raise" for the year. They ignored me when I said, "I could've worked from home and you could have saved your money"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 05, 2019, 07:05:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xKz90JG.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 06, 2019, 07:28:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9srhgHzUFd4
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 06, 2019, 12:51:45 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/F3giJXh.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 06, 2019, 01:36:55 PM
In Holland you get tax incentives if you hire people with a disability which works rather well.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 06, 2019, 05:26:22 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/IlbxMou.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/4LnOPvl.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 07, 2019, 11:24:58 AM
https://twitter.com/BulletinAtomic/status/1114574487653982208
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 07, 2019, 01:37:49 PM
In Holland you get tax incentives if you hire people with a disability which works rather well.

Save it for the #latestagesocialism thread, buddy.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 07, 2019, 04:34:06 PM
https://twitter.com/BulletinAtomic/status/1114574487653982208

We may all be dying from radiation poisoning and eating dirt, but at least we still have plenty of fiat currency! :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 07, 2019, 11:08:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/QdZ81UV.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 08, 2019, 03:13:47 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/VcDAgaL.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/NHbpGSP.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 08, 2019, 02:48:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/R5mASQh.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 08, 2019, 06:44:39 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kMLrEpM.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on April 08, 2019, 06:49:17 PM


Expensive Pop-Up 'Dome' Restaurant Under Toronto Highway Prompts Protest

The $500-a-table pop-up dinner is being held just a mile away from the site of a former homeless encampment.

https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/zmajw3/expensive-pop-up-dome-restaurant-under-toronto-highway-prompts-protest?utm_source=munchiesfbus&fbclid=IwAR1hIs8cwtAX4dyyuE_ctxkJIhkCT8SCr0-8gQrFIvHAZ2jK7MC1cEAjMqQ (https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/zmajw3/expensive-pop-up-dome-restaurant-under-toronto-highway-prompts-protest?utm_source=munchiesfbus&fbclid=IwAR1hIs8cwtAX4dyyuE_ctxkJIhkCT8SCr0-8gQrFIvHAZ2jK7MC1cEAjMqQ)


Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 08, 2019, 07:22:11 PM


Expensive Pop-Up 'Dome' Restaurant Under Toronto Highway Prompts Protest

The $500-a-table pop-up dinner is being held just a mile away from the site of a former homeless encampment.

https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/zmajw3/expensive-pop-up-dome-restaurant-under-toronto-highway-prompts-protest?utm_source=munchiesfbus&fbclid=IwAR1hIs8cwtAX4dyyuE_ctxkJIhkCT8SCr0-8gQrFIvHAZ2jK7MC1cEAjMqQ (https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/zmajw3/expensive-pop-up-dome-restaurant-under-toronto-highway-prompts-protest?utm_source=munchiesfbus&fbclid=IwAR1hIs8cwtAX4dyyuE_ctxkJIhkCT8SCr0-8gQrFIvHAZ2jK7MC1cEAjMqQ)

Water sold separately lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 08, 2019, 07:43:57 PM
Got shown this at work. A company built a second life style app for their employees to work at.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EWM8WwXP-HQ
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 09, 2019, 08:49:08 AM
https://twitter.com/KateAronoff/status/1082699182517993472

WeWork actually making a profit is a failure on humanity.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 09, 2019, 09:08:41 AM
Is WeSleep just an orgy?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 09, 2019, 09:11:57 PM
https://twitter.com/KateAronoff/status/1115746253403508743
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 09, 2019, 09:12:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Y0fCSXW.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on April 10, 2019, 04:37:02 AM
https://twitter.com/KateAronoff/status/1115746253403508743

more like "peak 2009" but okay
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on April 10, 2019, 07:59:12 AM
https://twitter.com/DxGGEAUX/status/1115754373940830208 (https://twitter.com/DxGGEAUX/status/1115754373940830208)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 10, 2019, 09:17:31 AM
"cowperson"

:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on April 10, 2019, 03:53:55 PM
https://twitter.com/dylanmatt/status/1115816110144851969
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 10, 2019, 06:27:09 PM
https://twitter.com/Richard_Harambe/status/1116051151823298562
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 11, 2019, 12:35:29 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/urcbTAL.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 12, 2019, 09:44:22 PM
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1116879011488194560
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 13, 2019, 12:51:51 PM
https://tiremeetsroad.com/2019/04/12/north-hollywood-toyota-leased-new-tacoma-to-dementia-patient/

(https://tiremeetsroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/2019.4.12-Toyota-statement.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 14, 2019, 05:36:32 PM
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1116843945185751040
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 14, 2019, 05:56:22 PM
Human contact, what sick shit will they think of next? :yuck
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on April 14, 2019, 05:58:30 PM
Paying 100 bucks an hour to cuddle?
that would be more than enough to get a massage with a happy ending. :gurl
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 14, 2019, 09:20:44 PM
 Think You Might Feel Awkward During a Snuggle Session? At Least You Don't Have to Cuddle Someone in a Tail Suit

There's more than one reason why someone that was enthusiastic about scheduling a professional snuggling may suddenly decide they don't want a session after all. While I completely understand people that want to be in their comfort zone if they do a session, the fact of the matter is you're probably doing something outside of your comfort zone just by looking into a professional snuggling service. Despite the overwhelming media covering professional snuggling and its legitimacy, there's still a lot of people out there that have never heard of this service, have no idea what it entails, or thinks it's a front for something more risque (if you haven't figured out by now, it's not).

One of the most common hangups I hear from potential clients? They feel like they might be too awkward in general during the session and make me uncomfortable.  But I can guarantee you that as an ex-engineer, self-proclaimed nerd, and someone that ran into almost every navigate social etiquette mine growing up, it is really, really, REALLY hard to make me uncomfortable (that is not a challenge).

However, I always fall back on one particular experience that had to be, hands-down, one of the most awkward snuggling experiences I've had. It was the appointment my client wore a tailsuit for the session.

With permission from the snugglee (and with full understanding from both of us that yes, this was hilarious in hindsight and it's okay to poke fun at), I am releasing this story to the public.

I was just a few months in doing snuggling part time around my schedule and I was trying to balance my full time job along with this gig and my own social life, and I had no idea how to manage my calendar. This particular client-- we'll cal him Jim-- was only in town for the week on business. He was nervous about a meeting with a bunch of clients and how to not be awkward about it. We had tried scheduling earlier in the week so he could calm down before the big meeting, but my weekdays had me tied up at a construction job site and I couldn't get home and cleaned up in time to work with him in a timely manner. He suggested early mornings, which I couldn't do, and the date got closer to his big meeting and we still couldn't schedule something. I didn't know how to just let it go and not rush trying to schedule a session if the timing just wasn't going to work, and he was determined to do this before he had to meet with his clients. Finally we settled on Thursday night-- the same evening he was supposed to meet with his clients.

I arrived at his hotel early, sat down in the lobby, and texted him that I was here. He came down... in a full-on tail suit. Normally this wouldn't have looked so bad if I was also dressed well, but here I was in the lobby meeting a man in a tail suit in my pajama bottoms and a tank top with a zip-up sweatshirt on, still too new to think of changing in the bathroom when I get to a hotel appointment (I also learned to ask if they'll be coming straight from formal/semiformal business meetings so I look in place when I meet up with them).

I was thinking maybe he would change out of the suit to cuddle. He did not want to. He wanted to stay in this suit so he could go straight to his clients once we were done. Okaaaaay, I thought. How do I do this without wrinkling it?

Everything about the session that ensued was uncomfortable-- he was anxious and moved around a lot in his stuffy, stiff suit. He had his tail suit jacket on (which he wouldn't take off even when I told him he could), and I tried not to wrinkle his shirt when I laid my head on him. He was covered pretty well, so any touch I gave him he couldn't even feel because of the layers he wore. I don't know how he wasn't sweating through all of them.

In the end we decided to lay next to each other on our backs and let him talk out his anxiety about his clients, which I count as a net win for helping him but a complete failure for cuddling. I wish I remember the details of the entire meeting, but I got the impression that this was his first time meeting them in person after several emails back and forth, and he was the least experienced of his colleagues and didn't want to make too much of a fool of himself when they went to the theater. At the end of the session, I left the hotel and he took five more minutes to double check his look before he bolted down to meet his clients like he didn't just attempt to cuddle with a professional snuggler while wearing a tail suit.

The next day he thanked me and then apologized many times for his awkwardness and reassured me the session's weird nature was not my fault. He also told me that he thinks the meeting with his clients went well. I told him everything that happened was completely okay, that next time he's in Boston he's welcome to work with me again in anything more comfortable than what he did this time. We both got a good laugh out of it and he agreed that the next time he's in Boston he'll shoot me a message. He hasn't come back since unfortunately... which personally makes me sad because I wanted to show off how much better I've gotten at handling situations like this.

So just remember the next time you feel awkward about the idea of hiring a professional snuggler... at least you're not trying to cuddle in a tail suit.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 15, 2019, 01:28:08 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/CxwKMtk.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on April 16, 2019, 09:46:43 AM

https://twitter.com/NetflixFilm/status/1117858016282304514
https://twitter.com/NetflixFilm/status/1117858178836811776
https://twitter.com/NetflixFilm/status/1117858291915186176
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on April 16, 2019, 09:53:03 AM
 :badass
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on April 16, 2019, 10:00:18 AM
Quote
You don’t hear people asking to watch “man movies”

we'll just pretend the 80s-style action genre doesn't exist i guess
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 16, 2019, 11:05:20 AM
Oh, and we’re raising your sub cost, kthxbye.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 18, 2019, 02:53:13 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/BrkEbWu.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/J4zf781.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 18, 2019, 12:47:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/L0V5uiq.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 18, 2019, 01:13:30 PM
https://twitter.com/BNBuzz/status/1118606334868492294
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 19, 2019, 12:59:52 PM
https://twitter.com/P4AHCF/status/1119272450309672960
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 19, 2019, 01:05:27 PM
https://twitter.com/sayer_of_stuff/status/1119252267239202816
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 19, 2019, 02:59:53 PM
https://twitter.com/PSUdain/status/1119046414175297543
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 19, 2019, 08:12:06 PM
https://abc7.com/travel/passenger-avoids-$85-overweight-baggage-fee-by-wearing-9-pounds-of-clothing-/5260241/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 19, 2019, 09:57:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBpsFKdqaHw

Quote
Jamie Mosley is a successful entrepreneur, who started a company, and made a lot of money, selling a product you might not have realized there was a market for: E-cigarettes that are safe for jails.

Specifically, for his jail — or at least, that's how it started.

Mosley, a former state police officer who moonlights as a NASCAR driver, was elected Jailer of Laurel County Kentucky in 2012. Without the option to sell tobacco in his commissary, the jail saw a new set of problems emerge, like withdrawal issues, more inmate fighting, and an increase in black market trade of tobacco. Furthermore, Mosley found that corrections staff had one less thing to take away from inmates to discourage bad behavior.

"When I developed the product. It was really not with the intention of starting a company I was just trying to solve a problem within my own facility." Mosley told VICE News. So he got the idea to introduce a vape option to his jail, but all of the ones on the market were too easily turned into weapons. So he invented a solution.

"Everything out there had a metal casing or was a very very hard plastic, and could be hammered down into a shank," Mosley said,  "We also wanted something with a very low voltage so that you couldn't utilize it for an ignition source to start a fire with."

Crossbar, as Mosley calls his product, is now in some 33 prisons and jails across the country, and is expected to do $3.5 million in sales this year.

It sells to prisons and jails for about $2 to $3, and the jails, in turn, sell it to inmates for between $10-15. One Crossbar e-cig is said to be the equivalent of about two packs of cigarettes, but inmates say they are still essentially luxury items. And while Mosley sells the ecigs to his own jail at cost, it’s not hard to see the excellent profit margins that would be attractive to other facilities. This additional revenue source is one of the main marketing points for Crossbar.

And while the e-cig trade has made Mosley a fairly wealthy man, he insists he has no plans to give up the job he loves: working at the jail.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2019, 03:14:42 PM
https://twitter.com/AlleenBrown/status/1118188855193157632
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2019, 03:56:14 PM
https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1119204443868868608

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2019, 03:56:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9MPLAUx.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 21, 2019, 12:44:25 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Gpopp1d.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 21, 2019, 05:23:08 PM
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1120065921815465984 (https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1120065921815465984)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on April 21, 2019, 07:02:22 PM
#latestagecommunism

https://twitter.com/AntonJaegermm/status/1120098877502365696
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on April 22, 2019, 12:50:27 PM
https://twitter.com/ui_nyan/status/1119969432174915585 (https://twitter.com/ui_nyan/status/1119969432174915585)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 22, 2019, 02:49:59 PM
https://twitter.com/philipaklein/status/1120343808837935105
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 22, 2019, 02:55:12 PM
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/03/27/pete-buttigieg-peace-deal-gay-community-chick-fil-a
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 22, 2019, 03:07:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/OeZNJrl.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 22, 2019, 04:19:42 PM
#latestagecommunism

https://twitter.com/AntonJaegermm/status/1120098877502365696

They even threw in some blackface. :neogaf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 22, 2019, 08:38:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/2Ic82pA.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on April 23, 2019, 11:03:30 AM
#latestagecommunism

https://twitter.com/AntonJaegermm/status/1120098877502365696

They knew how to Party.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on April 23, 2019, 11:17:51 AM
They know how you party.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 23, 2019, 04:12:31 PM
https://twitter.com/ecgade/status/1120420525627662337 (https://twitter.com/ecgade/status/1120420525627662337)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on April 23, 2019, 04:18:24 PM
(https://imgur.com/MYrZjto.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on April 24, 2019, 07:03:38 PM
https://twitter.com/hellenkeniford/status/11206495667795763
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 26, 2019, 01:47:04 AM
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1121583701861834752
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2019, 09:13:57 PM
https://nichegamer.com/2019/04/26/someone-paid-9000-to-get-breastfed-by-a-virtual-anime-youtuber/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 26, 2019, 10:53:20 PM
https://nichegamer.com/2019/04/26/someone-paid-9000-to-get-breastfed-by-a-virtual-anime-youtuber/

:salute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 26, 2019, 10:59:12 PM
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1121741042166820870
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 27, 2019, 12:33:38 PM
https://twitter.com/pepipop/status/1121856345655971841

https://futurism.com/amazon-ai-fire-workers
https://www.theverge.com/2019/4/25/18516004/amazon-warehouse-fulfillment-centers-productivity-firing-terminations
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 28, 2019, 01:40:38 PM
https://twitter.com/kinematografi/status/1122529051405627392
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 28, 2019, 01:42:16 PM
https://twitter.com/AJL_213/status/1122536257811144704
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 28, 2019, 01:55:43 PM
https://twitter.com/DeptofDefense/status/1122259123662274561 (https://twitter.com/DeptofDefense/status/1122259123662274561)

This entire account is basically #lagestagecapitalism

https://twitter.com/DeptofDefense/status/1122168527824154628 (https://twitter.com/DeptofDefense/status/1122168527824154628)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 28, 2019, 04:38:13 PM
If u want that real military equipment in the films, ya need to toe the line.

:rejoice

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45860.msg2511431#msg2511431
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 28, 2019, 04:42:44 PM
If u want that real military equipment in the films, ya need to toe the line.

:rejoice

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45860.msg2511431#msg2511431

Robot Jox |OT|
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on April 28, 2019, 07:52:17 PM
Remember when Marvel announced a deal with an arms manufacturer and had to call it off due to fan backlash, then went ahead and formed a promotional deal with the US military instead and no one gives a shit?

If u want that real military equipment in the films, ya need to toe the line.

:rejoice

My screening of End Game had 2 direct ads for the US Air Force, and the preview shit before the trailers had 2 segments of trivia shit sponsored by the US Air Force. It was kind of weird tbh.

To be fair, I've seen ads like that in like the past 4 movies I've seen (and one of them was Glass).
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 28, 2019, 08:23:51 PM
All the air force chicks I know have an ass.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 28, 2019, 08:26:13 PM
All the air force chicks I know have an ass.

I hate it when Hollywood doesn’t do their research.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 28, 2019, 09:42:46 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/OMdPWqj.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on April 29, 2019, 03:39:44 AM
Dangit, should've scrolled more.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on April 29, 2019, 11:36:43 AM
wrong thread filler, sexual apocalypse thread is that way
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 29, 2019, 07:45:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9zuYyhW.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2019, 08:47:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9zuYyhW.png)

https://twitter.com/Chase/status/1122937146040627205

:heh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 29, 2019, 10:11:48 PM
We were two minutes from capitalism midnight, but Chase has stepped back from the brink.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 30, 2019, 12:41:53 AM
Remember when Marvel announced a deal with an arms manufacturer and had to call it off due to fan backlash, then went ahead and formed a promotional deal with the US military instead and no one gives a shit?

Is this a surprise though? Superheroes are such an American thing.

Captain America  :-X
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on April 30, 2019, 03:38:31 AM
https://twitter.com/jbenton/status/1122935321547685889
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 01, 2019, 12:04:05 AM
https://twitter.com/lvl28mage/status/1123399942792536064
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 01, 2019, 07:07:34 PM
So sad you almost have to laugh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 01, 2019, 09:50:34 PM
https://twitter.com/ShibaRussell/status/1123178320470925312
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 01, 2019, 11:48:39 PM
https://twitter.com/volkmann/status/1123190946072551424
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 02, 2019, 12:32:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kOB9Aph.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 02, 2019, 02:59:09 PM
I'm glad we're finally having a serious dialogue about mental health issues.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on May 02, 2019, 03:09:31 PM
No DIAF or GTFO meal is an oversight.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 02, 2019, 03:21:14 PM
No DIAF or GTFO meal is an oversight.

I'm waiting for the Taco Bell $5 Can't Deal
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 02, 2019, 03:36:22 PM
https://twitter.com/fox5dc/status/1122931053176545285 (https://twitter.com/fox5dc/status/1122931053176545285)

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 02, 2019, 03:38:36 PM
https://twitter.com/BurgerKing/status/1123637774773575681
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on May 02, 2019, 04:13:25 PM
we can't have more than a couple years left as a species
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 02, 2019, 04:28:09 PM
Assuming an AI's gender. :bolo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 02, 2019, 04:55:43 PM
we can't have more than a couple years left as a species

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/95968e45186ca830d030ce430b0b7dc1/tumblr_ofiyslaeip1s1v3r1o1_250.gif)(https://66.media.tumblr.com/0ea033f09ef1ddcf86aa3189583c6836/tumblr_ofiyslaeip1s1v3r1o2_250.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 02, 2019, 07:21:03 PM
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1123892888608301056
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 02, 2019, 07:23:43 PM
Let‘s see if deplatforming really works.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 02, 2019, 07:26:31 PM
@JohnBolton
Congratulations to courageous Guaido for getting himself Twitter verified. A process the current criminal government would never start knowing full well they would not be verified!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 02, 2019, 08:56:01 PM
Say what you will about Hillary, but she would have done a way better job orchestrating this coup
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 03, 2019, 06:47:37 PM
https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1124438778913939456 (https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1124438778913939456)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 03, 2019, 10:11:28 PM
Someone called my car clean today. As in, yo that G is clean.

  :gopnik

A single phrase made in passing made going into this much debt all worth it
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on May 03, 2019, 11:00:06 PM
https://twitter.com/AeTBench/status/864573112360329216

If filler was royalty
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 03, 2019, 11:59:50 PM
*boryalty
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 05, 2019, 03:32:27 PM
Quote
In 2013, the city of Detroit filed for bankruptcy. As a result, budget and pay cuts have since pushed police officers toward better paying opportunities outside the city, and private security companies have rushed into the city.

Now, private security is a booming industry in Detroit. The largest contractor has reported 25% year-over-year growth since the city’s bankruptcy.

VICE News spoke to Dale Brown, an ex-army paratrooper, who began teaching his own brand of self defense in the early 90's and started his own Detroit-based security company called Threat Management Center in 2000. Brown says his 60-person VIPER force has more than 5,000 private citizens as clients along with 100 businesses. Altogether, the company brings in about two million dollars a year.

"Our goal is to create conditions where violence does not occur," Brown said. "We deter violent criminal behavior by projecting strength. So our vehicles have all white strobe lights. Our vehicles are black and chrome. There’s a strong sense that there’s a strong organization that’s protecting these people."

The impact of private security on the crime rate in Detroit is unclear.

"Do we think that security guards who are visible in neighborhoods deter crime? Yes," said Detroit Police Chief James Craig, who was appointed almost six years ago. "Can security guards replace police officers? No."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pt6hnabnkU

More like Feudalism stage Capitalism.   :doge


Alternatively, One more step towards Robocop.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 05, 2019, 04:37:16 PM
"threat management services"  :lol

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:(
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 05, 2019, 05:16:28 PM
$10 to call in a bunch of security dudes with black trucks to scare the shit out of some kids is worth it imo.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 05, 2019, 07:33:26 PM
Went to sell the one physical game I had; Astrobot, to GameStop.  Just to get cash, I had to show my ID, sign the card reader, then fill out a form with my signature, place of employment and my right thumb print.   Good grief, GS, go fuck yourself.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on May 05, 2019, 07:46:33 PM
Selling God’s gift to man Astrobot? :jeanluc
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 05, 2019, 08:09:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmoKt348tY8

Quote
Police in several cities across the U.S. are trying to put a stop to the groups of men waging paintball battles as a part of #PaintballsUpGunsDown — an anti-gun violence campaign police are calling misguided.

Detroit Police Chief James Craig said the #PaintballsUpGunsDown movement has gotten out of control and could backfire if officers mistake a paintball gun for a real firearm.

The grassroots movement first gained traction on social media in early April as a proposed way to resolve conflicts with paint instead of bullets. Since then, participants from Atlanta to Detroit have engaged in full blown paintball wars on city streets, with as many as 50 shooters taking aim at each other at once, hitting innocent bystanders and marking up cars and homes.

Over the last week, police in Detroit started making arrests for destruction of property. Paintballers say they're being targeted for being young and black and that cleaning up paint is a lot better than picking up dead bodies.

 :lol

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2019, 09:54:15 PM
https://twitter.com/Zelle/status/1113107583227908102
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 08, 2019, 03:34:17 PM
https://twitter.com/Kierstensharris/status/1125756371583012864
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on May 08, 2019, 04:21:21 PM
Why we still got monkeys dirty poors though? :rollsafe
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 08, 2019, 04:27:04 PM
Fuck off, Steve Harvey.

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Not that I get 8 hours of sleep anyway, but I'm also not rich so I don't believe you.
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 08, 2019, 07:16:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/L5h57CK.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 08, 2019, 07:18:38 PM
Should have called them wagecucks. :punch
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 08, 2019, 07:39:57 PM
SJWs have taken over capitalism, now you have to call them salarypeople. And also you have to say Happy Weekend instead of Merry Friday.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 08, 2019, 07:49:06 PM
Risk-free? With unmarked spoilers out there?!?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 08, 2019, 07:54:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kOB19Ex.png)

Quote from: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2019/05/02/718298132/toronto-restaurant-fights-waste-by-chopping-menu-prices-till-food-is-gone
It's 3:51 p.m., and chef Ashley MacNeil is busy planning how to run out of food. Sunday brunch service has ended at Toronto's Farmhouse Tavern, and she has already cubed and deep-fried the morning's excess biscuits into croutons to adorn tonight's house salad. Now she is fretting over an excess of shaved Brussels sprouts, which isn't something she wants to freeze. She sighs and hopes it'll be a big salad night.

MacNeil eyes the shimmering skin-on fillets of trout. Fourteen will be enough for tonight's Fish Dish entree, she decides, and she asks one of her cooks to double wrap and freeze six, which she'll later cure into gravlax. "You want to run out, but you want to make sure that you have enough of a selection so people come back," says MacNeil, 34. "It's a weird teeter-totter game."

(https://i.imgur.com/2Mix0xp.png)

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fucking millennials
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:doge
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 08, 2019, 08:00:01 PM
Reminds me of...

https://www.theonion.com/arbys-now-charging-2-99-to-let-customers-go-behind-cou-1819573207
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 08, 2019, 08:06:53 PM
Reminds me of...

https://www.theonion.com/arbys-now-charging-2-99-to-let-customers-go-behind-cou-1819573207
Quote
"Or why not try our Cheesy Grab-N-Go Meal Deal for just 75 cents more, and we'll let you use one of your hands to scoop as much melted cheese as you'd like from our Bottomless Cheddar Trough," Milne continued. "It's that same Arby's taste you love, but piled high in your own two hands.
now they're speaking my Arby's language :mouf

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gonna need some onion buns tho
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on May 08, 2019, 08:07:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/L5h57CK.jpg)

I like soldiers who don't lose their limbs :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on May 09, 2019, 11:23:45 AM
 :usacry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 09, 2019, 11:37:52 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/9G9iKEM.jpg)

Gamers rise up!

Gamers of the world, unite!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 09, 2019, 11:42:44 AM
(https://dontriskitdontsignit.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/IAMHomeVisit-4.1.19.png)

https://youtu.be/MBEDl-49kQY

:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 09, 2019, 12:03:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO1YNaRVn4k
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 09, 2019, 09:07:44 PM
2019 is wild, innit.

https://twitter.com/AFLCIO/status/1126645509303734272

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How many National Endowment for Democracy dollars funded this tweet? :doge
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 09, 2019, 09:16:33 PM
screenshotted (https://i.imgur.com/YTNmmjs.png) because there's no way that stays up :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on May 09, 2019, 09:39:27 PM
:rofl

Additional twist
https://twitter.com/TwoFeetMusic/status/1126253377996955648
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 09, 2019, 10:03:05 PM
screenshotted (https://i.imgur.com/YTNmmjs.png) because there's no way that stays up :lol

Thank you, you were right!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 09, 2019, 10:06:44 PM
Not even an hour :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 09, 2019, 10:29:57 PM
As someone who's been mocked for wearing concealer I'm taking smug satisfaction in the fact that I was living in the future instead of the past for once. :smug
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 09, 2019, 10:36:53 PM
As someone who's been mocked for wearing concealer I'm taking smug satisfaction in the fact that I was living in the future instead of the past for once. :smug

we're all on camera now baby
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 09, 2019, 10:38:39 PM
military industrial complex is on-topic for this thread

Quote
The Pentagon has built a new missile known as a 'ninja bomb' which deploys a ring of steel blades to kill its target rather than exploding.

The secret R9X missile is designed to destroy individual terrorist targets without harming surrounding civilians and could potentially kill a car's front seat passenger without harming the driver.

https://twitter.com/N_Waters89/status/1126470214151962625

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6IMxPzWAAIiBgm.jpg:large)

 :leon
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 10, 2019, 12:36:50 AM
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sharp blades attached to laser guided munitions.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2019, 12:39:50 AM
As someone who's been mocked for wearing concealer I'm taking smug satisfaction in the fact that I was living in the future instead of the past for once. :smug

:O You wear concealers? I wanted to start doing that too since I have some ugly ass dark circles under my eyes, but apparently that shit is a lot of work. Can't wait for the day when it you can just dab a bit on your fingers and call it a day.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 10, 2019, 12:43:12 AM
I have the complexion of a teenager even though I'm [redacted] so I mainly use it to cover pimples when I have to look my age (e.g. a meeting).

I did however use it at Bore-Con 2018 in a vain attempt to conceal the fact that I got sunburned af when I went to the pool with Andy-kun's sister. :shh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 10, 2019, 12:44:15 AM
Is that why you were absolutely glowing?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 10, 2019, 12:45:50 AM
 :-*
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2019, 01:01:58 AM
Not sure how women do that everday. Putting on make up seems exhausting.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on May 10, 2019, 09:14:42 AM
A major military contractor about an hour from where I live hasn't had much work for over a year, but they don't want to lay anyone off for fear of making trump look bad. The same placed laid off hundreds 9 years ago because Obama didn't want another helicopter.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 10, 2019, 09:50:44 AM
A major military contractor about an hour from where I live hasn't had much work for over a year, but they don't want to lay anyone off for fear of making trump look bad. The same placed laid off hundreds 9 years ago because Obama didn't want another helicopter.

Have they tried attaching swords to anything yet?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 12, 2019, 01:49:52 PM
Walking around The Loop in the Big Apple (Chicago, baby!) today:

1. There was a check cashing place that had a BUY BITCOIN placard in the window. For those of you unfamiliar with what purpose check cashing places serve, they're the institutions through which a tax on being poor and underbanked is levied by the bourgeois state.

2. There was a large billboard that said something like THEY CAN'T REPLACE YOU WITH A ROBOT IF YOU RETIRE.

Anyway, I have proposed, in the past, that the JDPON should disperse the Amerikkkans throughout the Third World instead of allowing them to remain in occupied North America. Here are some of my reasons:
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 12, 2019, 05:50:53 PM
https://twitter.com/gilbertjasono/status/1125812379151998976
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 12, 2019, 05:56:34 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kkC5SnP.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 12, 2019, 06:04:02 PM
https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1127678830825672704
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 12, 2019, 06:19:50 PM
https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1127678830825672704

TFW you just know that the person who wrote this is currently going to law school.  :sabu
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 12, 2019, 07:12:42 PM
Tired: Conservatives say they're pro life but support dropping bombs on children thousands of miles away.

Wired: Conservatives say they support the private property rights of landlords yet they support squatting rights for tenants.

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Squatter solidarity, obviously.
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 12, 2019, 09:38:28 PM
https://twitter.com/RealKentMurphy/status/1127615815010877441

Thanks @budweiserUSA
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2019, 07:44:29 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/G5FjaKf.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 13, 2019, 01:55:35 PM
https://twitter.com/MarkAmesExiled/status/1127716694678487041
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 13, 2019, 03:25:28 PM
https://twitter.com/lyftrs/status/1127953822612185088

 :'(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 13, 2019, 03:28:00 PM
The Ontario Landlord Association forum sounds lit af.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 13, 2019, 03:30:43 PM
Tired: supporting the legalization of marijuana because it's a moral good

Wired: supporting the legalization of marijuana as a tactic in the class war against landlords
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 13, 2019, 03:34:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FFFCAgb.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 13, 2019, 03:51:27 PM
 :-[
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 13, 2019, 03:55:28 PM

You will face my boner.

Face it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 13, 2019, 04:49:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/QzpgcRP_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 13, 2019, 07:23:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/59wmx61.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 13, 2019, 08:42:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/oICLS6p.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 13, 2019, 08:58:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/79VAn8C.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 13, 2019, 11:24:33 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5zZWDhXkAEJlkO.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 14, 2019, 11:43:26 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/DhHloUL.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on May 14, 2019, 03:52:38 PM
No prayer for you!  :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 14, 2019, 10:16:21 PM
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1128425549288886272
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on May 15, 2019, 07:18:21 PM
https://twitter.com/vitacoco/status/1128746434549952521
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 12:36:23 AM
https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1128656240756887552
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 01:25:59 AM
 :piss( ( ( :crybaby ) ) ) :piss2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 16, 2019, 01:32:41 AM
https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/baby-salutes-marine-dad-adorable-sonogram-photo/story?id=42081432
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on May 16, 2019, 03:02:40 AM
(https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5cd99eb82100005800d066d8.jpeg?ops=scalefit_360)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 16, 2019, 03:53:01 AM
https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/1128852407872630789
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on May 16, 2019, 04:13:04 AM
https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-there-an-apple-watch-app-to-remind-you-to-drink-water-that-works-without-an-iphone-connected.117236/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 16, 2019, 05:44:47 AM
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/999719206202544129

6 million jews died for this
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 16, 2019, 05:53:06 AM
Oops
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 16, 2019, 12:03:06 PM
https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/1128852407872630789

excellent taste in games what a hero

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 05:41:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/wJqmFkn.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 16, 2019, 06:17:21 PM
Wait, so is 75 a reasonable answer or not? What's our margin of error on the estimate supposed to be?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 06:21:32 PM
Wait, so is 75 a reasonable answer or not? What's our margin of error on the estimate supposed to be?
Maybe it was a philosophy class on German philosophy and the student was supposed to explain a Kantian perspective of this problem? :gopnik
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 16, 2019, 06:31:45 PM
No, it is not reasonable Carole read 75 pages. She was busy taking pics for Reddit Gone Wild.
That number is quite high compared to the day before so she probably lied and is hiding she cheated on her boyfriend.

Education
 :camby
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 16, 2019, 06:40:02 PM
Explanation:
(http://curiouscheetah.com/BlogMath/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/carolereasonable2.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 06:44:05 PM
To determine which number is close to another seems to be pretty arbitrary.  :bolo

In relation to the infinite numbers that we have,  30 is really damn close to 45. :smug
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 16, 2019, 06:48:35 PM
The United States has about 90 military bases and installations in foreign countries.

Russia has 3

Is 3 reasonable?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
NO, the Russians should not meddle in the affairs of other countries  :american
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 16, 2019, 06:52:11 PM
In relation to the infinite numbers that we have,  30 is really damn close to 45. :smug

Tell that to my wife! :rodney
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 16, 2019, 09:44:49 PM
We have 12 years left before global warming kills us all. Is 8 a reasonable amount of the years we have left for Hillary Clinton to have been president?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on May 16, 2019, 10:59:25 PM
Wait, so is 75 a reasonable answer or not? What's our margin of error on the estimate supposed to be?

Wouldn't 75 or 103 both be "reasonable" (or potentially correct) here because of how it is written ?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 17, 2019, 12:26:40 AM
https://twitter.com/gayh0rney/status/1129197861831229440
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2019, 01:22:11 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Pwz1aSB.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on May 17, 2019, 08:57:25 AM
Wait, so is 75 a reasonable answer or not? What's our margin of error on the estimate supposed to be?

Wouldn't 75 or 103 both be "reasonable" (or potentially correct) here because of how it is written ?

Common Core math can take your logical and correct answer make it incorrect for reasons.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 17, 2019, 10:30:38 AM
https://twitter.com/KDKA/status/1129069016654503943
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 17, 2019, 10:34:44 AM
Time to check out Uber!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 17, 2019, 02:08:48 PM
I can see how it'd be nice to be able to opt out of it in an indirect manner if you had crippling social anxiety or if you were a woman getting in a car with a strange man but we all know this feature isn't being added for those reasons. (Though I'm sure in this era of "socially conscious" capitalism it will be touted as a feminist breakthrough by some lickspittle or misguided soul.)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on May 17, 2019, 03:48:30 PM
I can see how it'd be nice to be able to opt out of it in an indirect manner if you had crippling social anxiety or if you were a woman getting in a car with a strange man but we all know this feature isn't being added for those reasons. (Though I'm sure in this era of "socially conscious" capitalism it will be touted as a feminist breakthrough by some lickspittle or misguided soul.)

already happening on twitter
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 17, 2019, 04:13:23 PM
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/tv/the-hot-zone/

seeing National Geographic do a tv dramatization of the ebola outbreak after having grown up reading their magazines cover to cover is gonna be a #latestagecapitalism for me
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2019, 04:58:03 PM
 :pacspit :banplz
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 17, 2019, 05:01:55 PM
first off he won't have trouble finding another job because they grow on trees but second of all have you actually tried communicating with him on what he can do better to stop dragging down the team
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on May 17, 2019, 05:06:22 PM
Feeling kind of fucked up today.

This guy just moved his entire family from India like 2 weeks ago based on the contract he's on;  he's absolutely awful at his job to the point of taking away from the team greatly costing everyone time.

And I'm the one reporting that up to management basically;  we are both contractors but I'm the trusted one and the manager doesn't like the guy as is, so he's basically looking for my validation.

Which is my job to do;  it's my job to be honest that this guy sucks, that I've tried to help, etc. and it's not working out.

But what does that mean for this dude?  Probably totally fucks his life, his wife, and his little kids who just uprooted from India.

 :'( :'( :'( :'(

Thought this thread would be the right place.

don't throw your coworkers under the bus man, that's managements job
it's their time he is wasting, not yours.



Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 17, 2019, 06:13:07 PM
Sounds like it's on him and you did your best
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2019, 07:13:18 PM
typical neolib class traitor :scust
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 17, 2019, 07:16:43 PM
Maybe the true late stage capitalism was the co-workers we fired along the way.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 17, 2019, 07:23:53 PM
Feeling kind of fucked up today.

This guy just moved his entire family from India like 2 weeks ago based on the contract he's on;  he's absolutely awful at his job to the point of taking away from the team greatly costing everyone time.

And I'm the one reporting that up to management basically;  we are both contractors but I'm the trusted one and the manager doesn't like the guy as is, so he's basically looking for my validation.

Which is my job to do;  it's my job to be honest that this guy sucks, that I've tried to help, etc. and it's not working out.

But what does that mean for this dude?  Probably totally fucks his life, his wife, and his little kids who just uprooted from India.

 :'( :'( :'( :'(

Thought this thread would be the right place.
You did the right thing. Do not feel bad about yourself.
You saved everyone a ton of time. Time and attention are the most valuable commodities of our time.
You also didn't lie about his performance to management. You are officially Employee of the Month.

:bowsette
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on May 17, 2019, 07:24:39 PM
https://www.esquire.com/style/mens-accessories/a27505097/gucci-indy-full-turban-cultural-appropriation-backlash-controversy/


with all this outrage we may never get the Urban Sombrero  :'(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 17, 2019, 08:13:37 PM
That's a tough situation, riotous. You're paid well to do what you do well and you know what doing it well entails. Your conscience is your own, but so is your #brand*.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
At this juncture I might be inclined to say that even the greatest consultants are fallible people who misplace,
forget, or otherwise make honest mistakes due to oversight no one could reasonably have seen at the time. In the inimitable words of one Peter Moore, y'know, things break.
[close]

*Unless a member of The Shins is trying to start a baby lifestyle brand with the same name.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 12:15:25 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/kgKd550.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on May 18, 2019, 06:24:53 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/JB7AWjg.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on May 18, 2019, 08:12:54 AM
https://twitter.com/GerryMcBride/status/1129318920064786432 (https://twitter.com/GerryMcBride/status/1129318920064786432)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 05:05:44 PM
https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2019/05/14/mcdonalds-austria-double-mini-u-s-embassies-tourists/3672262002/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 06:25:45 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/LwSnIsO.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 19, 2019, 09:37:56 AM
https://twitter.com/holly/status/1130067626363838464
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 19, 2019, 05:05:24 PM
https://twitter.com/ZakDavid/status/1129885613962997760
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 19, 2019, 05:19:22 PM
https://twitter.com/9_volt_/status/1097886168992104448

Boner culture.  :D
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 19, 2019, 05:23:17 PM
https://twitter.com/ZakDavid/status/1129885613962997760
https://twitter.com/ZakDavid/status/1129950730528415744

 :-[
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 20, 2019, 10:59:00 AM
https://twitter.com/ZakDavid/status/1129885613962997760

#TacoAudit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on May 21, 2019, 09:57:49 AM
https://twitter.com/grahamorama/status/1130617806276440064

:comeon @ KK
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 21, 2019, 06:01:35 PM
On The World today

Quote
Men and women, faces swaddled in cloth, hunch over steel furnaces. They melt down electronic guts ripped out of laptops and TVs. Under intense heat, gold and copper fused to circuit boards get soft and runny — and can be scraped into basins full of scalding, metallic sludge.

Once it cools, this sludge has value. There’s actually way more gold in 1 ton of computer scrap than in many tons of gold ore. But this process brings terrible costs, namely to human bodies.

As the workers scrape away, they are bathed in dioxin fumes that can cause lesions, brain disorders and cancer. Even those beyond the factory gates are vulnerable. The shredded remains of these electronic devices — chunks of plastic, glass and rubber — are chucked into an incinerator and ultimately disgorged through smokestacks.

Black ash is piped into the sky. This airborne filth can drift for miles and miles, stinging nostrils and killing plant life.

The Larry Summers Memo is real, baby!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 21, 2019, 07:24:56 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 21, 2019, 10:10:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sn9zWMB.jpg)

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on May 22, 2019, 01:26:43 AM
https://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/1130870467408072709
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on May 22, 2019, 04:56:01 AM
You can't even use the scrip in the actual store? :beli
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 22, 2019, 08:09:00 AM
Yeah, but think of all the stickers you can get?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on May 22, 2019, 02:29:04 PM
https://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/1130870467408072709

Just tell them they're playing the forklift minigame from Shenmue...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 02:55:58 PM
https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1130885877759205376

https://twitter.com/AmazonHelp/status/1130894275322023942
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 02:57:59 PM
Would have been a good Law and Order SVU episode.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on May 22, 2019, 04:03:54 PM
https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1130885877759205376

https://twitter.com/AmazonHelp/status/1130894275322023942

maybe that delivery guy just haven't earned enough scrips to buy an Amazon Vest yet?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 04:57:45 PM
https://twitter.com/BurgerKing/status/1131243794203119621
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 07:41:52 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/P3YSJC3.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 07:45:07 PM
That’s actually pretty clever. I lived in a building with an elevator and hated paying for that shit(maintenance and electricity) even though I never used it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on May 22, 2019, 08:53:15 PM
...said a self-professed socdem. :goty2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 08:54:20 PM
...said a self-professed socdem. :goty2

Seeheimer Kreis :success

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on May 22, 2019, 09:21:05 PM
 :nope
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 09:24:11 PM
I guess we have established that I am the right wing extremist in this thread‘s overton window.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 09:25:51 PM
Please don‘t quote out of context.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 22, 2019, 09:27:41 PM
Quote
The group describes itself as "undogmatic and pragmatic" and generally takes moderately liberal economic positions.

Cold as Haagen-Dazs, Wikipedia. :whew
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 22, 2019, 09:53:56 PM
Social fascism is a big tent. Some of us are biding our time until the inevitable proletarian revolution, some of us are the children of white ethnostates doing whatever we can to ensure that we get to keep a fraction of the protection money postwar American puppet governments paid to our grandparents, and some of us think we need socialism help people start small businesses.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2019, 10:02:03 PM
fascystys  ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 10:02:31 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 10:02:55 PM
GO RAIDAHS!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 11:14:19 PM
The good thing about being a moderate socdem is that when the proletarian revolution happens, you are not top priority and can spend some time playing vidya at home before you are sent to the gulag. :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 22, 2019, 11:22:54 PM
eat the rich, starting with the butthole  :drool
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 22, 2019, 11:25:21 PM
Gustav Noske:Rosa Luxemburg was a biaaaaaatch.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 23, 2019, 12:26:35 PM
https://twitter.com/BillionMagazine/status/1131302046970372096
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 23, 2019, 12:33:57 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/I4oXDRF.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on May 23, 2019, 12:58:40 PM
https://abcnews.go.com/US/connecticut-suspect-makes-deal-turn-15000-facebook-likes/story?id=63217465

Quote
Authorities in Connecticut are asking for the public's help in capturing a suspect who teased police officers online with an unusual deal to turn himself in.

Police in Torrington, Connecticut, said Jose Simms, 29, reached out to the town's lieutenant on Facebook earlier this week, saying he'd turn himself in if a Facebook post with his wanted poster received at least 15,000 likes.

filler, I have an assignment for you
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 23, 2019, 01:01:50 PM
Assuming that filler would help the cops. :pacspit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on May 23, 2019, 01:42:23 PM
https://news.clickhole.com/a-sensible-plea-viacom-is-urging-people-writing-erotic-1825122945

Quote
Viacom, which owns the television and film rights to the Ninja Turtles, released a long statement earlier this week calling for more verisimilitude in erotic fan fiction centered around the beloved action franchise, emphasizing that the turtles’ cumbersome shells allow for minimal versatility during sexual encounters. To maintain canonical accuracy in X-rated amateur narratives, Viacom explained that fans must recognize that the turtles’ immense carapaces preclude them from virtually any carnal acts except for gentle doggy-style intercourse and manual stimulation.

“Please remember that the turtles are carrying 120-pound slabs of protective bone on their backs that limit them from performing virtually any agile sexual maneuvers and that, if wielded recklessly, could seriously damage bedroom furniture or their own vital organs, and could even fatally crush their sexual partners,” the statement read, adding that any “Kama Sutra-type stuff” is absolutely out of the question. “It is critical that the turtles are never placed in a position where they’re lying on their backs and their partner is on top, as it would be nearly impossible for them to right themselves afterwards, and they would likely remain there flailing until they starved to death. Further, riding them in a cowboy or reverse-cowboy position would put intense, sustained pressure on the delicate plastron that covers their torsos, which could irreversibly damage their lungs and hearts.”

“If you want to have Michelangelo delicately penetrate a prone Splinter from behind, that would probably be okay, or if you want to have Donatello face-fuck Krang from a standing position, that would be fine, too—so long as there is a foam physical therapy wedge behind his knees to help support his weight. But anything involving Leonardo getting tag-teamed by Bebop and Rocksteady or Raphael 69-ing Hamato Yoshi atop a pile of filthy karategi would be perilous and highly unrealistic, and therefore should not be included in any fan-created sex scenes.”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 23, 2019, 02:07:39 PM
Clickhole but I thought it was real for like a full minute :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on May 23, 2019, 02:12:36 PM
Clickhole but I thought it was real for like a full minute :lol

me too, welcome to the austy club
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 24, 2019, 03:22:11 PM
https://twitter.com/mashable/status/1130960778775977984
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 24, 2019, 03:30:27 PM
Amazon the company wasn't around when the rainforest was named.

The Amazon rain forest was around when the Web took off and registering domain names became a thing. The rain forest didn't assert their trademark when they obviously could and should have, and this is the result.

No backsies.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 24, 2019, 03:31:53 PM
Article title is misleading -- it's not amazon.com ruffling feathers, but the entire .amazon TLD, which is a little more understandable.

Honestly I'm not in favor of any one tech corp controlling an entire TLD... .app and Google are the best possible marriage, but I still wish it were third-party.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 24, 2019, 03:37:35 PM
ha, of all the geographical top level domains they're simply the place name, except New Zealand which registered .kiwi instead :rollsafe
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 24, 2019, 04:31:24 PM
Quote
This collectable coin made in the US celebrates the 75th anniversary of the Allied victory in WWII and sells for $39.99. Isn’t there a flag missing?
(https://i.imgur.com/ambiRQ1.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 24, 2019, 04:38:43 PM
did they merge Truman and FDR into one Super President?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 24, 2019, 04:44:31 PM
not sure if adding this guy to the coin was commensurate to his historical significance

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Don_Knotts_Barney_and_the_bullet_Andy_Griffith_Show.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 24, 2019, 04:44:56 PM
Nepalese erasure. :maf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 24, 2019, 06:52:13 PM
Quote
This collectable coin made in the US celebrates the 75th anniversary of the Allied victory in WWII and sells for $39.99. Isn’t there a flag missing?
(https://i.imgur.com/ambiRQ1.jpg)

You forgot Poland. :bolo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 24, 2019, 07:29:40 PM
https://twitter.com/USArmy/status/1131704927963766785

the comments  :dead

United states army twitter account annihilated  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 24, 2019, 07:38:46 PM
the comments  :dead
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7WqQ_9UIAE9WcM.jpg:large)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 24, 2019, 08:55:22 PM
https://www.facebook.com/joebiden/videos/303423893938632/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 25, 2019, 11:11:05 AM
https://twitter.com/APSouthRegion/status/1132040307384770560
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 25, 2019, 01:22:14 PM
Noah's Ark couldn't handle a little rain :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 25, 2019, 03:40:31 PM
Noah's Ark couldn't handle a little rain :doge

Fake news from the very liberal Associated Press.

Quote
The lawsuit says the road has been rebuilt. The ark was not damaged.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on May 25, 2019, 03:44:02 PM
it's not a seaworthy vessel
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on May 25, 2019, 04:56:30 PM
my mom passed away two months ago you miserable piece of shit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 25, 2019, 07:02:45 PM
F
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 26, 2019, 04:29:46 PM
it's not a seaworthy vessel

Neither is your mom but she still gets plenty of passengers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3y00wvzeQs
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 26, 2019, 06:44:37 PM
https://twitter.com/localish/status/1131950145975803905
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on May 27, 2019, 10:49:47 AM
https://twitter.com/kyork20/status/1131928850642952193

Kills Per Investor ?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 27, 2019, 01:10:55 PM
https://twitter.com/kyork20/status/1131928850642952193

Kills Per Investor ?

Suicides per employee or something like that.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on May 27, 2019, 03:40:29 PM
https://twitter.com/tackychurches/status/1132942969118613504 (https://twitter.com/tackychurches/status/1132942969118613504)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 27, 2019, 03:43:59 PM
Adorno selling furniture full time would have been the preferable outcome.

Frankfurt school  :paul
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on May 27, 2019, 07:26:18 PM
oh well, back to peddling flat tummy tea you go :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 27, 2019, 08:01:00 PM
https://twitter.com/reason/status/1132398183395536898

Yes, just let the homeless live on the golf courses.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 27, 2019, 09:14:21 PM
"were"

this never would have happened under Postrel
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 27, 2019, 09:45:47 PM
https://twitter.com/serkantoto/status/1132862328989294592
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: thetylerrob on May 28, 2019, 09:11:03 AM
bonus points for calling it :reeeee fill
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on May 28, 2019, 09:18:48 AM
https://twitter.com/serkantoto/status/1132862328989294592

In the footsteps of Star Citizen :salute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 28, 2019, 05:49:52 PM
It's a good racket tbh, every cac would get like 15 different European Germanic states with various levels of dubious legitimacy to visit.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 28, 2019, 06:07:28 PM
It's a good racket tbh, every cac would get like 15 different European Germanic states with various levels of dubious legitimacy to visit.

Are you questioning the legitimacy of the Principality of Liechtenstein? :gurl
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 28, 2019, 06:18:02 PM
tbh the only remaining piece of the Holy Roman Empire is probably more legitimate than die Bundesrepublik.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 28, 2019, 06:51:09 PM
https://twitter.com/ainsleyoc/status/1133380436091187200 (https://twitter.com/ainsleyoc/status/1133380436091187200)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on May 28, 2019, 06:57:15 PM
tbh the only remaining piece of the Holy Roman Empire is probably more legitimate than die Bundesrepublik.

Kara, part of the real old school Reichsbürgerbewegung (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichsb%C3%BCrgerbewegung).  8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 28, 2019, 09:52:30 PM
tbh the only remaining piece of the Holy Roman Empire is probably more legitimate than die Bundesrepublik.

Kara, part of the real old school Reichsbürgerbewegung (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichsb%C3%BCrgerbewegung).  8)

This is almost as offensive as the time Arvie accused me of being a revisionist. :jeanluc
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2019, 03:57:12 AM
https://twitter.com/turing_police/status/1133409434137387008
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on May 29, 2019, 08:45:55 AM
https://twitter.com/yiqinfu/status/1133215940936650754 (https://twitter.com/yiqinfu/status/1133215940936650754)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 29, 2019, 11:25:17 AM
PronHub
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 29, 2019, 12:40:17 PM
https://twitter.com/Chargers/status/1133768269247025152

 ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2019, 12:54:25 PM
https://twitter.com/turing_police/status/1133409434137387008
what in the fuck am i reading
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2019, 02:30:24 PM
https://twitter.com/ellengilmer/status/1133539221468196864

Quote from: https://www.energy.gov/articles/department-energy-authorizes-additional-lng-exports-freeport-lng
Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy.

...

I am pleased that the Department of Energy is doing what it can to promote an efficient regulatory system that allows for molecules of U.S. freedom to be exported to the world
:american :american :american :american
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 29, 2019, 02:42:35 PM
I’m doing my part to spread freedom gas. :salute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2019, 06:07:08 PM
what in the fuck am i reading

California liberalism distilled.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2019, 06:19:02 PM
An editorial by someone?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-grabstein-cannabis-retail-deserts-ban-marijuana-california-20190528-story.html%3foutputType=amp

Read the whole article and note they describe her job at the bottom.

I find it strange that you guys take issue with this.
what in the fuck am i reading
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2019, 06:23:50 PM
Tweet manipulate you guys, it’s not like they hid who she works for and nothing she said is wrong.
"a modern war of prohibition" is "causing 'cannabis retail deserts' to proliferate"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2019, 06:25:59 PM
Riotous, our issue isn't the "deception," it's the utter drivel that was published.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2019, 06:29:47 PM
Like as a long-term resident of an actual food desert I'm just baffled at "[cannabis retail deserts] are also a cousin of so-called food deserts, where affordable or quality fresh food can be hard to find because grocery stores offering such fare aren’t convenient. Without healthy options, residents often turn to fast food and convenience stores, consuming a steady diet of processed foods — and potentially suffering health consequences." Please delete Dota, Tov. Grabstein.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2019, 06:32:10 PM
One is necessary to live, one isn't outside people with chronic pain disorders.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2019, 06:49:56 PM
the mockery is because it's an entirely narrowly targeted "upper class white people" type complaint framing the situation to not only sell to weak liberals but also promote her own company

the entire country, including California, exists as a legal cannabis retail desert under a longstanding unended actual war of prohibition, it's merely on an cross-cutting whim of the feds that "legal" at one level cannabis retail exists as it does... Raich is absolutely still law of the land despite the wishes of Justice Thomas (teehee)

and doubly so, California does not legally sell cannabis in anyway that I would recognize as "legal retail" considering it operates like a fucking control state in liquor retail not even the more enlightened control state in wholesale variety and while recreational usage has been decriminalized like many places since the 1970s, a medical marijuana regime even a "wink-wink" kind isn't legitimate legal retail and in this case California allows municipalities to control issuance of retail licenses, something that can only end in "cannabis deserts" due to the political costs involved (and doing it at the state level is not guaranteed to solve the "deserts" issue considering population distribution)

her smartest paragraph is this one, but is almost a perfect example of why we mock it:
Quote
The irony is that bans on legal cannabis end up propping up the illicit market. Without a legal option, users have little choice but to turn to the most convenient local means available, the illegal market, where businesses don’t comply with the quality control standards of the regulated market. And of course, illegal sales mean losses in tax revenue for the state.

but she proceeds to miss the forest for the trees to outline how her solution is not to deregulate and legalize marijuana, it is to tweak the regulatory regime in a way that works for her company which specializes in delivery, with retail as a secondary feature:
Quote
Communities that aren’t yet ready to license retail stores should welcome delivery businesses as a discreet and safe solution.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2019, 07:10:27 PM
It's also illegal at the state level and the local level. 80% of municipalities will not issue licenses for retail. No one will issue individual seller licenses (ala guns) that I'm aware of.

Legalize it, don't cartelize it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2019, 07:13:20 PM
One is necessary to live, one isn't outside people with chronic pain disorders.

She doesn’t equate them.  Stop being triggered by analogies.  The analogous portion is they cause people to make harmful decisions.

She says that food deserts cause people to potentially harm themselves, whereas marijuana deserts cause people to break the law and purchase goods that don't go through official quality control, both of which are also only potentially harmful but of course that bit is left out.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 29, 2019, 07:14:19 PM
California liberalism distilled.
https://twitter.com/annarae_g/status/1097413471820341249

Bay area whites :lawd
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 29, 2019, 07:20:04 PM
Residing in an Anime Waifu Desert, life has been very difficult for me.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2019, 07:25:43 PM
Residing in an Anime Waifu Desert, life has been very difficult for me.
have you tried tweeting @RealDonaldTrump?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2019, 09:17:48 PM
Lol riotous y u always here to fight?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2019, 09:31:37 PM
Lol riotous y u always here to fight?
someone has to hold us accountable after etoliate, Jack Remington, Assimilate and The Walrus all disappeared mysteriously
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2019, 09:45:07 PM
That is good
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 29, 2019, 10:24:05 PM
are those...balmains?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on May 30, 2019, 03:29:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Za7tJHy.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on May 30, 2019, 04:29:02 PM
Who said it had to be rail?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 30, 2019, 04:41:16 PM
$150 million will buy you like 5 feet of light rail line.
:lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 31, 2019, 04:21:55 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/WB1o8EB.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 31, 2019, 02:01:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9rXcUY8.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 31, 2019, 02:10:32 PM
Dude doesn't even have an AR, how's he expect to come home safe from a trip to Wal-Mart like that?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on May 31, 2019, 02:14:12 PM
Dude will shoot himself before he gets a chance to shoot anyone else.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 31, 2019, 02:18:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/iJlEtNv.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 31, 2019, 02:43:51 PM
:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 31, 2019, 03:42:57 PM
tfw you don't have $20 but you still love trump
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on May 31, 2019, 03:43:55 PM
I'd frame it and give it to "conservative" inlaws.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 31, 2019, 06:07:41 PM
https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/1134503161744494592
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 31, 2019, 06:23:36 PM
https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/1134548421971501058

:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 31, 2019, 08:51:27 PM
https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1134596841415163905
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 31, 2019, 09:44:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/k77OLc1.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 01, 2019, 12:46:46 PM
https://twitter.com/YaxueCao/status/1134607732718407680 (https://twitter.com/YaxueCao/status/1134607732718407680)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on June 01, 2019, 09:44:46 PM
https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2019/05/31/swedish-startup-to-bring-pogo-sticks-to-s-f-as-e-scooter-alternative/
Quote
SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) — San Franciscans may soon be able to bounce their way around town, if a Swedish-based mobility company has its way.

Earlier this month, start-up company Cangoroo announced plans to deploy hundreds of pogo sticks in select cities to directly compete with electric scooters as a transportation option.

Cangoroo officials said they plan to first launch their pogo sticks in the Swedish cities of Malmo and Stockholm sometime this summer.

After that, they would deploy the sticks in both London and San Francisco.

On Friday, Cangoroo CEO and co-founder Adam Mikkelsen said his company chose San Francisco as one of its launch cities because of its reputation as place of innovation.

He added that Cangoroo could start deploying anywhere between 100 and 200 pogo sticks in San Francisco as early as late summer or possibly in the fall.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on June 02, 2019, 01:04:32 AM
https://twitter.com/Doctor1Hundred/status/1134960823590359041
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on June 02, 2019, 01:09:51 AM
ask and you shall receive
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 02, 2019, 07:59:20 PM
better dick sucking, better buttsex.
(https://i.imgur.com/Mer6snR.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2019, 09:01:04 PM
https://twitter.com/Doctor1Hundred/status/1134960823590359041

admitting to war crimes to own the libs

Bonus content:

Quote
[Rep. Hunter] and his wife, Margaret, were indicted in 2017 on federal charges of illegally converting more than $250,000 in campaign contributions for personal living expenses. Both have pleaded not guilty and have their next court hearing scheduled for July 29. The trial is set for later this year.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on June 03, 2019, 06:48:22 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/huffpostqueer/status/1134839320798486528
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 03, 2019, 03:42:10 PM
https://twitter.com/fjeronimo/status/1135618149838073856 (https://twitter.com/fjeronimo/status/1135618149838073856)

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 04, 2019, 01:04:44 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/zBwdbXR.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 04, 2019, 01:38:36 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Ra5qwQw.jpg)

GO RAIDAHS!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 04, 2019, 01:56:25 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/NAk5763.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on June 04, 2019, 08:48:20 AM
https://twitter.com/PandaGlobal/status/1135562995583598593
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on June 04, 2019, 10:13:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/BXgx4GH.jpg)

:beli
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 04, 2019, 12:04:02 PM
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1135927510649233409

Also: PragerU
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on June 04, 2019, 03:43:32 PM
You don't want to pay 1k$ for a stand? No prob, you can use existing VESA mounts. If you pay 200$ for the VESA adapter. :lol

Mac Pro 6k$ base config has a 256GB SSD. :heh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 04, 2019, 04:03:29 PM
It's really peak Apple. Like I can't get mad but that definitely feels like it's to gouge consumers who get starstruck by Apple products even if the product is ostensibly for "pros".
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on June 04, 2019, 04:10:02 PM
You'll only draw eyes if you get the new Pro as well. Fully featured or bust. Max that shit out. :bolo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 04, 2019, 04:10:37 PM
Gonna get one for sure.

Just the stand ?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 04, 2019, 05:22:01 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/yoNn47f.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on June 05, 2019, 08:18:33 AM
https://twitter.com/gingerBFG/status/1136045253436137472 (https://twitter.com/gingerBFG/status/1136045253436137472)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2019, 04:08:16 PM
Get roasted by AXE body spray on Twitter, brehs. :dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 05, 2019, 11:27:13 PM
https://fox6now.com/2019/06/04/customer-calls-police-because-taco-bell-ran-out-of-taco-shells/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on June 06, 2019, 01:37:29 AM
Get roasted by AXE body spray on Twitter, brehs. :dead
Quote
My straight son and my straight partner have decided to no longer use your products, since you don’t support them. I’m glad, because I think @Axe smells like garbage.
I think Jill won actually
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on June 06, 2019, 03:02:54 AM
Get roasted by AXE body spray on Twitter, brehs. :dead
Quote
My straight son and my straight partner have decided to no longer use your products, since you don’t support them. I’m glad, because I think @Axe smells like garbage.
I think Jill won actually

dying on the same hill that Jill and her straight partner went up... :rejoice

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2019, 12:21:05 PM
Her son's straight boyfriend is no longer using it either.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on June 07, 2019, 08:38:43 AM
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1136853065837846529
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 07, 2019, 03:52:35 PM
I'm not sure what the argument is here ? I've not followed this so please correct or fill me in but having good tools or a decent material environment doesn't invalidate other demands part of the workforce might have (with regards to wages, communication from managers to subordinates, leave days, etc...).

Walking out for 1h -another bit that captured the attention of the public- isn't epic or legendary by any means but it's still more than what happens in some places.

Edit : Especially considering some of those working stations are probably used by freelances, so it makes even less sense.

Googling it seems to indicate that they've been negotiating for over a year, staging a walk out as a show of force to try to force the hand of the direction isn't incoherent or anything. Is primarily about wages, severance packages and the status of freelance workers.

"They have state of the art robot arms, why do auto workers complain about ?"
:trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on June 07, 2019, 04:20:00 PM
You have to turn your company laptop in when you leave or get fired though
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 07, 2019, 04:29:45 PM
Thanks, yeah my brain farted a bit about what the "comments" were referring to. There's a tendency (on this board especially) to sometimes just riff on "First World Problems :trumps " and legitimate issues being a bit flattened in the process.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on June 07, 2019, 04:39:27 PM
Making $7.20 an hour working outside in the Las Vegas heat and passing out in bar bathrooms :lawd these are my lumpen credentials
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2019, 08:54:29 PM
Sterilize centrists! :maf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on June 07, 2019, 08:55:56 PM
https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1134877455813087232
Or genocide of the opposing side!  :mods
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on June 07, 2019, 11:39:20 PM
filler :dead

(https://preview.redd.it/14vjp1oisz231.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=69b661ca2acb7e1161b397f287ddf9708c5a347a)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 08, 2019, 10:33:09 AM
https://twitter.com/devonzuegel/status/1137112716592631808 (https://twitter.com/devonzuegel/status/1137112716592631808)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 08, 2019, 04:50:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/2KztuML.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 08, 2019, 08:21:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FfjLRUp.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 08, 2019, 08:30:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/O19WvjZ.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 09, 2019, 10:21:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/1xDkqJT.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on June 10, 2019, 02:08:42 AM
https://twitter.com/devonzuegel/status/1137112716592631808 (https://twitter.com/devonzuegel/status/1137112716592631808)

 :doge
what's this "we" shit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 10, 2019, 08:16:13 AM
https://twitter.com/weeaboo/status/1137866815093260295 (https://twitter.com/weeaboo/status/1137866815093260295)

genius
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 10, 2019, 08:31:42 AM
https://twitter.com/devonzuegel/status/1137112716592631808 (https://twitter.com/devonzuegel/status/1137112716592631808)

 :doge
what's this "we" shit

The question is "are we culpable for the violence we commit when coerced or incentivized by the ruling class", and I would say yeah.

The coercion is relevant, but it doesn't erase said culpability.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on June 10, 2019, 05:36:26 PM
our media overlords castigate us for peeing bean water money down the drain while our president literally showers in liquid gold

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1137464817738952704
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2019, 05:54:47 PM
just stop buying food 4head
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 10, 2019, 05:58:28 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/sugar-daddy-founder-brandon-wade-abortion-ban-bill-seeking-arrangement-a8945601.html

Quote
Sugar Daddy website founder to pay for abortions of women who need to travel out of restrictive states

'If lawmakers will not step in and help these desperate women, then I will,' says Brandon Wade
:salute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on June 10, 2019, 06:02:40 PM
great news, GOP congressmen mistresses!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on June 10, 2019, 06:21:16 PM
our media overlords castigate us for peeing bean water money down the drain while our president literally showers in liquid gold

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1137464817738952704
https://twitter.com/_lizharvey/status/462344079435526144 (2014 vintage, phew 👀 )
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on June 10, 2019, 06:24:17 PM
$0.99 coffee at 7/11  :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on June 11, 2019, 01:05:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/UCgWGHX_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
https://twitter.com/KarlreMarks/status/910076298516684801 (https://twitter.com/KarlreMarks/status/910076298516684801)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 11, 2019, 02:06:15 PM
Reminds me of that quote ascribed to Julius Nyerere, "The United States is also a one-party state, but with typical American extravagance, they have two of them."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on June 11, 2019, 02:33:55 PM
just for some filthy "both-sides" fun
https://twitter.com/Logo_Daedalus/status/910172132830740480 (https://twitter.com/Logo_Daedalus/status/910172132830740480)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 11, 2019, 03:41:17 PM
https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/neighbors-pleased-as-odot-replaces-roses-with-boulders-to-deter-homeless/283-0a14979a-d7d4-4ab5-8c96-2f030dc32294


Quote
For neighbors, it is more than just rocks. It is a sign of hope.
Quote
“We've been using these boulders more aggressively, we're probably going to be spending upwards of a million dollars in the Portland area to get these boulders in, which are really the most effective tool we have,”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 11, 2019, 04:04:24 PM
Dropping the boulders directly onto the homeless may seem harsh to some, but I see it as a sign of hope.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on June 11, 2019, 06:49:14 PM
https://twitter.com/komacore/status/1137692054899908608
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 11, 2019, 07:01:52 PM
https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1138490223741026308 (https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1138490223741026308)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on June 11, 2019, 10:18:23 PM
https://sf.curbed.com/2019/6/5/18653890/podshare-tenderloin-san-francisco-coliving-bunkbeds-startup

(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Ibu6880ID-uwQjsBMzznxBII9hk=/0x0:1024x683/920x613/filters:focal(393x318:555x480):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/63954975/pod3.0.jpg)

$1200 for a bunkbed.  :hmph

Quote
How much does it cost for bare minimum accommodations in San Francisco—i.e, a bed and a roof?

In the Tenderloin, that’ll be $60 per night, or $1,200 per month. That’s what the Southern California-based startup Podshare charges for one of its “pods” at the company’s first San Francisco locale.

According to the company, “A pod is a hand-built, high-end bunk bed complete with your own flat screen TV and night light.”

Renting with Podshare buys access to the bed and the communal spaces in the building in what’s essentially a hostel-like setup—complete with a dearth of privacy thanks to the wide open, multi-pod layout of rooms Podshare offers.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 11, 2019, 11:37:32 PM
DISRUPTING THE MARKET!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on June 12, 2019, 12:30:34 AM
https://twitter.com/KarlreMarks/status/910076298516684801 (https://twitter.com/KarlreMarks/status/910076298516684801)
wow, I thought I was at least semi-original in directly making this kind of joke from an idea I'd seen slightly referenced before in the thread about ResetERA.com, but this tweet predates its creation!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Great artists steal. :smug
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on June 12, 2019, 12:37:13 AM
https://twitter.com/threeteeth/status/1133414477955624960
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 12, 2019, 01:22:03 AM
just for some filthy "both-sides" fun
https://twitter.com/Logo_Daedalus/status/910172132830740480 (https://twitter.com/Logo_Daedalus/status/910172132830740480)

"Our young people go to America today and they say, 'Look! They have communism there!' And I say, 'Yes, but at what cost?'" (https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/seans-russia-blog/e/56706182)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 12, 2019, 03:20:41 AM
https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1138490223741026308 (https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1138490223741026308)

FBI should inform themselves and read some classic webcomics about how that nice fast food manager that got fired because of feminazis found a good wife in Southeast Asia.
 :hmph
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 14, 2019, 02:58:31 AM
https://twitter.com/findomearle/status/1138898636916580352
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 14, 2019, 03:51:46 AM
https://www.statesman.com/news/20190611/gov-abbott-signs-save-chick-fil-a-bill
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on June 15, 2019, 12:42:33 PM
https://twitter.com/Iiboharz/status/1139542609209303045
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2019, 01:18:32 PM
:o
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2019, 02:40:39 PM
https://thetakeout.com/inside-black-market-vintage-kool-aid-packet-collectors-1835123510
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 15, 2019, 11:15:26 PM
https://thetakeout.com/inside-black-market-vintage-kool-aid-packet-collectors-1835123510

Sometimes I'd find a koolaid packet that had fallen behind the bread box and was probably like a year or two and I would mix it up anyway and it'll be all clumpy and wouldn't dissolve fully. I can only imagine what those packets are like now.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 16, 2019, 04:00:58 AM
Quote
“If you can get past the idea that we’re collecting expired food, Kool-Aid is an ideal thing to collect ”

 :dunno
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 16, 2019, 05:20:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/IBOsodn.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on June 16, 2019, 07:35:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5w3e3uYd5c

Quote
(http://Why White European Tourists Are Visiting South African Slums (HBO))

Cape Town is the premier tourist destination in South Africa. Wine tours, beaches, and scenic hiking are all within easy driving distance.

But if none of that sounds appealing, you can take a guided tour of a slum.

Mzu Lembeni runs one of the many tour companies that takes tourists into Cape Town’s townships, impoverished areas that were first created when the Apartheid government forced nonwhites to live in segregated areas.

On his tour, tourists can walk right into people’s homes, drink homemade liquor, play with children at a local school, and take as many pictures as they like.

For some people, this sounds like exploitation. But Lembeni, who grew up in a township himself, disagrees.

“If there was no poverty ... I'll do the township tour, because [of] the culture,” Lembeni says. “I don't sell the poverty, I sell the culture.”

Most of Lembeni’s clients are white Europeans, who have come to see the “real” South Africa. Mzu says his tours are the best way to do that.

In a country where more than half of the population lives below the poverty line, and where the shadow of apartheid still looms over daily life, a township is a pretty good primer on what “real” looks like for a lot of people.

But not everyone who lives in the townships likes the tourists who are constantly wandering their streets.

(https://i.imgur.com/5p9Jl7M.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/eoPVALQ.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 16, 2019, 09:44:56 PM
Today in late stage capitalism:

Elon Musk posted some fanart of 2B from Nier Automata on Twitter and people told him he should credit the artist but he didn't want to and was a jerk about the whole thing. I can't be bothered to find the actual tweet or whatever, so just imagine it in your head.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on June 16, 2019, 09:48:45 PM
Not even bothering to find the tweet and therefore forfeiting likes is late stage like capitalism. :mjcry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on June 16, 2019, 09:51:20 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9JzfPmUwAA6chL.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 16, 2019, 10:09:36 PM
Thank you for posting the 2B art so I could look at it without looking through Elon Musk’s twitter.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on June 16, 2019, 10:14:29 PM
He changed to an all black avatar because people were being mean to him about not crediting the artist :lol

Reddit nerds think this guy is gonna save the planet :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 16, 2019, 10:38:02 PM
Dude's got thinner skin than Trump.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on June 17, 2019, 02:42:43 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9OBApHXsAciQT_.png:large)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2019, 10:58:17 AM
LGBTPQ
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on June 17, 2019, 11:39:50 AM
https://twitter.com/AyeshaASiddiqi/status/1140369526338412544
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2019, 11:54:40 AM
^ I do the same thing.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 17, 2019, 01:54:48 PM
That reminds me, that Independent Group - Change UK councilor I talked about in the international politics thread who said that Labour's job is to keep people employed at Lehman Brothers used to work at HSBC.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2019, 01:59:19 PM
Thanks for paying my 401k!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on June 17, 2019, 05:04:30 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9OBApHXsAciQT_.png:large)

Is this saying Cops are gay?  :supergay
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on June 17, 2019, 05:36:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_i8_WuyqAY
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on June 17, 2019, 05:52:26 PM
I love trashy documentaries, so I watched True Evil The Making of a Nazi - Herrmann Göring.

The documentary made the planned economy responsible for the Germans losing the arms race and their meddling with private companies was responsible for the lack of innovation.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on June 17, 2019, 07:08:09 PM
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/16/business/uber-eats-deliveroo-glovo-migrants.html

Delivery drivers outsourcing their gig economy jobs to desperate migrants. :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 17, 2019, 07:30:31 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BdqmAWb.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on June 18, 2019, 09:33:49 AM
https://twitter.com/joakim_holmer/status/1140496441003204608
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 18, 2019, 09:39:34 AM
https://twitter.com/joakim_holmer/status/1140496441003204608

:confused
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on June 18, 2019, 11:58:00 AM
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/janebradley/tony-robbins-punishes-followers-by-making-them-drink
Quote
At high-pressure seminars, the self-help superstar punishes people who don’t measure up by feeding them a “gross shot” of unidentified brown liquid. His lawyers denied the mixture contains laxatives.

Tony Robbins punishes followers who fail at his self-help tasks by calling them onstage in front of large crowds and making them drink an unidentified mixture “designed to have a lasting effect for several hours.”

Video and internal documents reviewed by BuzzFeed News reveal that Robbins places “L” stickers on audience members’ foreheads and then, while the song “Loser” by Beck plays over the speakers, forces them to down a “gross shot” whose contents he does not disclose to them.

The practice is part of a pattern in which the embattled self-help superstar urges his followers to ingest potions while on their quest to “live a healthier, wealthier, more fulfilling, passionate and purposeful life.”

One former staffer told BuzzFeed News that audience members are deliberately led to believe that the “nasty” mixture contains laxatives. "I always felt that this was highly inappropriate and falls into the category of public shaming, which is common for Robbins," he said.

Two more former insiders said they had also witnessed fans being given drinks at other Robbins events, which they were told would have health benefits but made many people sick.

“Participants were throwing up all over the place, in public restrooms, hotel rooms,” said Gary King, Robbins’ former director of security.

Robbins’ lawyers denied that the “gross shot” contained laxatives –– only “pickle juice, apple juice, lemon juice, tomato juice and a dash of tabasco” — and insisted that no “formal report or complaint was ever made” about the drink.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 18, 2019, 12:15:55 PM
I'll keep being accused in my Moscow show trials for self help sessions, thanks.
:kobeyuck
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on June 18, 2019, 02:02:12 PM
https://twitter.com/Lee__Drake/status/1140834184987992064
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 18, 2019, 02:27:50 PM
Quote
Sir David Attenborough presses the launch button for the RSS Sir David Attenborough, which the public voted to name Boaty McBoatface

Eat shit, David Attenborough
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on June 18, 2019, 03:20:55 PM
https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1141005193019924480
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on June 18, 2019, 04:34:06 PM
BRB  :salute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 18, 2019, 04:58:36 PM
https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1141005193019924480

Meh. Unique Pokémon Yousama has already been captured.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on June 18, 2019, 10:19:59 PM
https://twitter.com/lil_yenta/status/1140788295175233536
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on June 19, 2019, 12:39:13 AM
And it'd work, too, if only our resources weren't limited. Stupid entropy getting in the way of my free money. :goty2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 19, 2019, 04:33:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hSkcuv8.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 19, 2019, 04:52:40 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/bitcoin-mining-kit-buy-man-gets-sent-boss-baby-dvd-a8176051.html

(https://i.imgur.com/7soblwv.png)

should have bought my like-mining kit  :pimp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 19, 2019, 05:31:07 PM
https://twitter.com/nyhcmaven84/status/1141382345905324032
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 19, 2019, 05:54:45 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/c6WJWPI.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 19, 2019, 07:48:19 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/g7F5QIW.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 20, 2019, 03:21:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 20, 2019, 03:40:46 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1141654958837837824
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 20, 2019, 03:52:27 PM
ACARB
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 20, 2019, 03:54:22 PM
Critical support to Huntington Park for putting LAPD officers out of work.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 20, 2019, 03:55:24 PM
Man robocop got fat
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 20, 2019, 08:06:29 PM
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marijuana-pepsi-phd-black-names_n_5d0b8e7be4b0859fc3da80e7

Quote
Woman Named Marijuana Pepsi Earns Ph.D
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 21, 2019, 07:02:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/r9EGxQ1.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 21, 2019, 04:54:15 PM
Yo some people take landlord way too literally
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on June 21, 2019, 10:44:44 PM
https://twitter.com/zachtratar/status/1141832729849454592
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on June 26, 2019, 12:50:48 PM
https://twitter.com/WSJopinion/status/1143550643535273984

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 26, 2019, 12:55:15 PM
 :whatisthis
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 26, 2019, 01:32:46 PM
https://twitter.com/WSJopinion/status/1143550643535273984

 :lol

#cursedboomermemes
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 26, 2019, 04:07:00 PM
https://twitter.com/sterlingsop/status/1142550835345448967
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on June 26, 2019, 06:56:11 PM
https://twitter.com/very___cool/status/1143907197190987776
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 26, 2019, 07:31:13 PM
https://twitter.com/miketheburrito/status/1144002380247326720
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on June 27, 2019, 12:48:22 AM
https://twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/1142999562031915008
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 27, 2019, 05:09:29 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-GLxD8U0AADaZQ.jpg)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on June 27, 2019, 05:42:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FyrYN3O_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
:lol reminds me of that legendary song he made when people were mad he was pro-Hillary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNTjNkD7ifU
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on June 27, 2019, 05:51:19 PM
https://twitter.com/WormDrivePRO/status/1143945911757758464
i like the truck speeding away :heart
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on June 27, 2019, 06:13:56 PM
https://twitter.com/rysimmons/status/1144283018825277440
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on June 27, 2019, 06:56:24 PM
https://twitter.com/rysimmons/status/1144283018825277440
Fuck, i didn't win the 100k.
I thought it was going to be something like Mastercard, but lol.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on June 27, 2019, 08:25:07 PM
I guessed it was some auto manufacturer. They really love playing on those stupid emotions.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 27, 2019, 10:05:31 PM
lmao @ that reveal
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on June 27, 2019, 10:38:58 PM
I was thinking some retirement fund or life insurance or something.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 28, 2019, 09:50:01 PM
https://twitter.com/RealAlexRubi/status/1144779831239950336
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 29, 2019, 02:55:19 AM
https://twitter.com/bmyska/status/1144068103355162624
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 29, 2019, 04:22:09 AM
It could have nothing to do with a bad harvest due to weather changes
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 29, 2019, 04:15:12 PM
https://twitter.com/bmyska/status/1144068103355162624

How much for a PogiJones or marrec? :thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on June 29, 2019, 04:16:28 PM
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/372506188417466370/594622375908081696/unknown.png?width=355&height=413)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on June 29, 2019, 08:49:23 PM
https://twitter.com/coindesk/status/1144359356022034432
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 29, 2019, 08:55:23 PM
It's astonishing. Trump today said that the Palestine/Israel deal didn't need the Palestinians on board and they were acting 'cute'.

Running Kushner for President of Palestine with a "Make Palestine Great Again" agenda has to be the most bold and insane move of the administration yet.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 30, 2019, 06:17:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/TE9gYCa.jpg)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on June 30, 2019, 11:46:06 PM
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1143864261036466176
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on July 01, 2019, 01:42:16 AM
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1143864261036466176

(http://i.imgur.com/Sv6DXZ5.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on July 01, 2019, 08:35:38 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-bbOX3XoAE7pct.jpg (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-bbOX3XoAE7pct.jpg)

#earlystagecapitalism
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 02, 2019, 05:05:53 AM
https://twitter.com/PACBI/status/1145981447997743104
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on July 02, 2019, 07:52:19 AM
i've got several puma shoes.  :shaking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 02, 2019, 08:47:26 AM
I have several pumas chained up out back :shaking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 02, 2019, 09:33:59 AM
i've got several puma shoes.  :shaking

Here's a solution. Just add "Boycott" above the Puma logo!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 03, 2019, 10:30:59 AM
https://twitter.com/BRANDONWARDELL/status/1146230170468007936

Throw in some clap emojis and obnoxious GIFs and you pretty much have the state of discourse today...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 03, 2019, 12:14:25 PM
It helps to shop around. I saved about $3k paying for my grandma's funeral a few weeks ago. Still ended up putting $8k on my card though.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on July 03, 2019, 12:23:57 PM
Still absolutely disgusting how you have to "shop around" for deals on healthcare and funerals though. There shouldn't be a "marketplace" for this shit.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 03, 2019, 12:30:05 PM
Without subjecting death to the market how would we get innovations like *checks notes* lobbying state and local governments to require survivors to buy caskets before a body can be cremated.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2019, 12:34:24 PM
This is why I want to die at sea
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 03, 2019, 12:46:30 PM
We got about $1000 knocked off by doing it itemized instead of doing their package deal that was originally given to us, but they were cool with charging the extra grand for shit we weren't using and would have had we not asked it to be itemized. Really the craziest part to me is they need full payment immediately. Most people don't even have $500 on hand, let alone $5-12K or higher.

What happens when it can't be paid for? Do funeral homes just hold bodies hostage at that point?

Yes, that's the impression I got.

And yeah, it really should be illegal at least for the packaged vs. itemized shit to differ so greatly in costs. We ran into that too.

Never go with a corporate-owned funeral home either btw -- research which ones are vs. family-owned, and go with a family-owned/small business outfit.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 03, 2019, 12:47:46 PM
Without subjecting death to the market how would we get innovations like *checks notes* lobbying state and local governments to require survivors to buy caskets before a body can be cremated.

:bow Fetal Burial Laws :bow2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 03, 2019, 01:21:30 PM
iirc funeral homes are a duopoly and they often buy local homes and keep the name / appearance of remaining under the same ownership. This was years and years ago, though.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 03, 2019, 01:44:22 PM
iirc funeral homes are a duopoly and they often buy local homes and keep the name / appearance of remaining under the same ownership. This was years and years ago, though.

Yes. It's extremely difficult to find the mom-and-pop ones, but they do exist and they're worth finding.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 03, 2019, 01:54:19 PM
too expensive to die these day  :stahp


selling bbq plated when family members die  :pitbull
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 03, 2019, 02:19:09 PM
You might not have a personal experience with #latestagecapitalism until you get an itemized bill from a funeral home and see shit like:

$300 for an obituary in the local paper (something that was free for decades, just a death notice is $65)
$2100 for cremation, this doesn't include the urn or any services
$300 and up for an urn, even if you're using a temporary urn and will be using your own or moving the ashes to your own
Referring to the guest books/thank you cards as "merchandise"
Payments are due in full before services are rendered, which is really wild to me since you're expecting people who just lost a family member (who may have been the head of household and money might be tied up in the immediate aftermath) to have anywhere from $4000-12000 and up on hand immediately.

Shit is pretty wild, tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKjBFsyYC0g
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on July 03, 2019, 02:22:22 PM
I'm still paying off my granpa's funeral, from the start of the year.  :doge

Why can't you just throw bodies in the river, wrapped in plastic?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 03, 2019, 02:43:13 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2019, 02:44:15 PM
If only there were other ways to borrow money, or some sort of credit service, maybe one's with cards accepted by businesses that give them money in exchange for you paying it off over time or something.

And you wonder why people think you’re a hateful bitch  :gurl
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 03, 2019, 02:47:12 PM
neolib elitism :girlaff
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2019, 02:47:47 PM
That comment was you belittling someone for having difficulty paying for a funeral, find a grip
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2019, 03:00:35 PM
Yeah, bro, it just really did come off as you dunking on a guy having to navigate that same shit. Long winded sarcasm usually lands as trying to make the reader feel stupid. Also, in this case, as presenting going into credit card debt to cover a funeral as an obvious, easy solution. What if the person has a shit score or no lending history, we cool with putting them through crazy interest rates because funeral homes are putting their balls in a vice during a time of grief?

Sorry about the loss of your mother, I very much dread that situation
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2019, 03:13:01 PM
Yes we entirely agree now so I’m bored 😘
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2019, 03:16:52 PM
Pissing people off generates more posts so I’m generally good with that

Contentious content engaging enraged posters perfectly becoming bire
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 03, 2019, 03:17:26 PM
I know I've been kind of boring lately, not even getting into arguments with anyone;  I'll try to do better.

you should try taking a page out of MMaRsu's playbook
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 03, 2019, 03:26:13 PM

you should try taking a page out of MMaRsu's playbook

asking someone to emulate dutch forum posting patterns is irresponsible :ufup

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/505/362/3f4.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 03, 2019, 03:29:33 PM
If only there were other ways to borrow money, or some sort of credit service, maybe one's with cards accepted by businesses that give them money in exchange for you paying it off over time or something.

Yeah so, that $8k I threw on my card for a few weeks for my grandma's funeral ago pushed it over the limit and now my credit's pretty fucked for the near future.

Scary part is that I was the only one with a limit high enough to do it, and we still ended up splitting off a part so someone else in the family could help.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 03, 2019, 03:33:18 PM
If only there were other ways to borrow money, or some sort of credit service, maybe one's with cards accepted by businesses that give them money in exchange for you paying it off over time or something.

Yeah so, that $8k I threw on my card for a few weeks for my grandma's funeral ago pushed it over the limit and now my credit's pretty fucked for the near future.

Scary part is that I was the only one with a limit high enough to do it, and we still ended up splitting off a part so someone else in the family could help.

It's kind of a weird thing to ask, imo, but have you tried crowdfunding with the funeral costs? When my mom passed a way, my sister's friends started a donation through Facebook, ended up collecting like $2,500. It ain't nothing. But like I said, I could never do that myself, I feel weird asking people for money.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 03, 2019, 03:39:06 PM
I apologize if it came off insensitive.. I was raging along with you guys but didn't comment as discussing this shit is pretty triggering to me (laugh if you want, I have PTSD surrounding the death of my Mother).

But you really wouldn't want these assholes involved in any sort of credit arrangement is all I'm saying, as poorly as I came across that's all I meant.

Sorry I liked some posts dunking on you for your initial reply. (Not going to be a chicken and unlike now that I've read the whole discussion.)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 03, 2019, 03:41:15 PM
is it really just us poor mexicanos that do bbq fundraisers for every funeral?  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 03, 2019, 03:41:19 PM
I deserve the dunking, really not sure where my head was at there.

up your ass, which shosta says you need to scrub the shit out of with a wash cloth
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on July 03, 2019, 03:42:53 PM
is it really just us poor mexicanos that do bbq fundraisers for every funeral?  :doge
I think it's just latinos who actually honor their dead these days, white people put them in shitty homes waiting for them to die
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 03, 2019, 03:44:30 PM
On this macabre topic, in New York City I believe they bury you in a potter's field on an island in the Bronx if you're too indignant to have a funeral that's paid for. It's basically a mass grave and I only know of it because that's where they bury some convicts and it comes up in episodes of Law & Order.

You also have to get special permission to go if you're family of the deceased because it's not truly open to the public.

Can't imagine a stupider and crueler "civilized" culture than ours, sometimes.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 03, 2019, 03:45:30 PM
is it really just us poor mexicanos that do bbq fundraisers for every funeral?  :doge
I think it's just latinos who actually honor their dead these days, white people put them in shitty homes waiting for them to die

As a former Soviet person, that's part of American culture that I could never get my head around.

Putting old people in homes?  :nope

Living in a tiny two bedroom apartment with your in-laws until they die and then repeat the process with your kids and their husbands/wives?  :ohyeah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 03, 2019, 03:51:30 PM
If only there were other ways to borrow money, or some sort of credit service, maybe one's with cards accepted by businesses that give them money in exchange for you paying it off over time or something.

Yeah so, that $8k I threw on my card for a few weeks for my grandma's funeral ago pushed it over the limit and now my credit's pretty fucked for the near future.

Scary part is that I was the only one with a limit high enough to do it, and we still ended up splitting off a part so someone else in the family could help.

It's kind of a weird thing to ask, imo, but have you tried crowdfunding with the funeral costs? When my mom passed a way, my sister's friends started a donation through Facebook, ended up collecting like $2,500. It ain't nothing. But like I said, I could never do that myself, I feel weird asking people for money.

We're all poor losers with way too much pride, so while it was considered at various points the decision was made to handle it in-house.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 03, 2019, 09:53:47 PM
We got about $1000 knocked off by doing it itemized instead of doing their package deal that was originally given to us, but they were cool with charging the extra grand for shit we weren't using and would have had we not asked it to be itemized. Really the craziest part to me is they need full payment immediately. Most people don't even have $500 on hand, let alone $5-12K or higher.

What happens when it can't be paid for? Do funeral homes just hold bodies hostage at that point?

Pretty much, or donated to companies/colleges for 'research' as cadavers.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 03, 2019, 10:07:56 PM
https://biv.com/article/2019/05/how-slow-retail-sales-would-hurt-economy-if-bc-reins-money-laundering
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on July 03, 2019, 10:16:07 PM
That reminds me of something I learned in Ozark...

Quote
Drugs money worth billions of dollars kept the financial system at the height of the global crisis, the United Nations' drugs and crime tsar has told the Observer.

Antonio Maria Costa, head of the UN Office on Drugs and Crime, said he has seen evidence that the proceeds of organised crime were "the only liquid investment capital" available to some banks on the brink of collapse last year. He said that a majority of the $352bn (£216bn) of drugs profits was absorbed into the economic system as a result.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 03, 2019, 10:22:59 PM
State regulations and industry rules on cremation are pretty intense I also discovered this year. The main thing I learned other than how much paperwork is involved is how if you're too fat they can't cremate you because of how the fat will boil in the ovens. (Apparently something the Nazis knew quite a bit about but did not become common regulations/rules in the U.S. until the 1980s or something.)

Also discovered that canceling a deceased person's Comcast is more difficult than getting your name put on a deceased person's bank account.

Standard libertarian idiot story about the hilarious casket regulations in certain states like the ones monks took down in Louisiana:
Quote
A five-year battle by Benedictine monks in Louisiana for the right to make and sell caskets is over, and the holy carpenters have won. The Supreme Court declined this week to get involved in the fight between St. Joseph Abbey and the Louisiana State Board of Embalmers and Funeral Directors, letting stand a ruling that declared a state-enforced industry monopoly illegal.

The law in question required anybody who wanted to sell caskets to undergo funeral director training and set up embalming equipment, rules that have nothing to do with creating or selling fancy wooden boxes with which to store dead bodies, but everything to do with making sure the funeral industry controlled the marketplace. Reason's Damon Root had been following the case when the U.S. Court of Appeals struck it down in March, ruling "That Louisiana does not even require a casket for burial, does not impose requirements for their construction or design, does not require a casket to be sealed before burial, and does not require funeral directors to have any special expertise in caskets, leads us to conclude that no rational relationship exists between public health and safety and limiting intrastate sales of caskets to funeral establishments."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on July 04, 2019, 02:19:25 AM
If only there were other ways to borrow money, or some sort of credit service, maybe one's with cards accepted by businesses that give them money in exchange for you paying it off over time or something.

Capitalist whore  ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on July 06, 2019, 04:36:05 AM
https://www.talkingpoliticspodcast.com/blog/2019/172-libra

Quote
What does it mean when Facebook says it wants its own currency? We explore the power, the potential and the pitfalls of Libra. How does Facebook plan to make money out of making money? Can anyone stop it? And does this represent a fundamental shift in the model of surveillance capitalism? Plus we consider some of the rivals it faces: Bitcoin, WeChat and the good old dollar.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on July 06, 2019, 06:02:54 AM
'Wolf of Wall Street' producer charged with 1MDB money laundering in Malaysia

https://reut.rs/2RVuzrq (https://reut.rs/2RVuzrq)

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 06, 2019, 10:01:55 AM
Man, I always knew that the Internet Movie Database was up to no good.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 06, 2019, 12:24:14 PM
https://twitter.com/IFTVofficial/status/1147540670699180035 (https://twitter.com/IFTVofficial/status/1147540670699180035)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on July 06, 2019, 12:49:53 PM
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1146977277252648965

love cyberpunk 2019
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 06, 2019, 03:24:17 PM
https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/1147557849880510464
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on July 06, 2019, 07:26:02 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/5Pu4Diz.png)

:punch
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 06, 2019, 09:50:29 PM
brb opening a new restaurant called Eat the Rich







https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1147679877551861760
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 07, 2019, 01:34:53 PM
https://twitter.com/SatchelPrice/status/1147921502521778176

 :usacry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 07, 2019, 01:42:26 PM
Hold on to your butts.

Deutsche Bank is about to collapse in a Lehman Brothers like fashion.

With Lagarde at the helm of the ECB  :lol :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 07, 2019, 06:14:28 PM
Quote
Detroit-based rapper Tiny Jag pulled out of a Detroit, MI music festival this week after she learned that white concert-goers would be charged a higher price than people of color.

Jag, also known as Jillian Graham, told the Detroit Metro Times that she found out about AfroFuture Fest's pay model when a white friend reached out to her and sent her a screenshot via Instagram that outlined the pay difference. The early bird POC ("people of color") ticket was $10 while the early bird "non-POC" ticket cost $20.
"I was immediately enraged just because I am biracial," Graham told the Metro Times. "I have family members that would have, under those circumstances, been subjected to something that I would not ever want them to be in ... especially not because of anything that I have going on."

The organizers of the event are upfront that they are charging different prices based on race, including sharing artwork on social media with a caption about early-bird tickets that reads, “Early Bird POC Tickets are $10 & $20 for NONPOC’s & on sale until JULY 17th.”

Quote
WHY DO WE HAVE POC(PEOPLE OF COLOR) AND NONPOC(WHITE PEOPLE) TICKETS? I'M GLAD YOU ASKED! EQUALITY MEANS TREATING EVERYONE THE SAME EQUITY IS INSURING EVERYONE HAS WHAT THEY NEED TO BE SUCCESSFUL OUR TICKET STRUCTURE WAS BUILT TO INSURE THAT THE MOST MARGINALIZED COMMUNITIES (PEOPLE OF COLOR) ARE PROVIDED WITH AN EQUITABLE CHANCE AT ENJOYING EVENTS IN THEIR OWN COMMUNITY(BLACK DETROIT). AFFORDING JOY AND PLEASURE IS UNFORTUNATELY STILL A PRIVILEGE IN OUR SOCIETY FOR POC AND WE BELIEVE EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO RECEIVING SUCH. WE'VE SEEN TOO MANY TIMES ORGASMIC EVENTS HAPPENING IN DETROIT AND OTHER POC POPULATED CITIES AND WHAT CONSISTENTLY HAPPENS IS PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THE COMMUNITY BENEFITING MOST FROM AFFORDABLE TICKET PRICES BECAUSE OF THEIR PROXIMITY TO WEALTH. THIS CYCLE DISPROPORTIONATELY DISPLACES BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE FROM ENJOYING ENTERTAINMENT IN THEIR OWN COMMUNITIES. AS AN AFROFUTURIST YOUTH LEAD INITIATIVE THE VOICES OF OUR YOUTH INFORM OUR RESISTANCE. HERE'S WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY " IF YOU DON'T SEE MY BLACKNESS, YOU DON'T SEE ME. PERIODT!"
https://twitter.com/AFYDet/status/1146573010247327744
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/afro-fest-tiny-jag-detroit-153825185.html

 :thinking

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 07, 2019, 09:54:43 PM
https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1148039429262598145

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1148045387074277376

Quote
Staff writer @TheAtlantic covering internet culture | Research affiliate @BKCHarvard | Visiting @NiemanFdn fellow Nov ‘19

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 08, 2019, 12:49:37 AM
look, men can keep it at a temperature that everyone can hate silently and passively aggressively try to change, if you give control to one woman it's the first step on the path to World War III
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on July 08, 2019, 03:23:09 AM
Quote
I want to be able to wear a dress w/ a sweater to work in the summer and not freeze my face off

I'd rather you not tempt married men, harlot !  :rethread
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on July 08, 2019, 03:57:48 PM
She's right, AC is necessary for some people in some places but it gets way overused because Americans are wasteful hogpeople
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on July 08, 2019, 04:18:32 PM
She's right, AC is necessary for some people in some places but it gets way overused because Americans are sexist hogpeople

 :hmph
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 08, 2019, 04:24:10 PM
Old, but this has been going through Twitter lately.

https://newrepublic.com/minutes/143447/major-asthma-drugmaker-quietly-investing-coal-side
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on July 08, 2019, 04:53:55 PM
AC is a major force against BO.

:bow AC :bow2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 09, 2019, 01:18:33 AM
https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1148266044227751936
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 09, 2019, 09:09:41 AM
US government: *bans Juggalos*
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 09, 2019, 09:51:35 AM
US government: *bans Juggalos*

:larry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 09, 2019, 09:52:58 AM
When juggalos are outlawed, only outlaws will whoop whoop.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on July 09, 2019, 11:39:11 AM
https://kotaku.com/hentai-sites-go-to-war-leaving-animated-porns-future-i-1836199843
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 09, 2019, 12:02:29 PM
When juggalos are outlawed, only outlaws will whoop whoop.

my ninja  :mynicca
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 09, 2019, 12:07:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eE7LCKzFWs
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 09, 2019, 03:42:40 PM
:juche
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on July 09, 2019, 03:52:39 PM
https://twitter.com/FOX4/status/1147498707601899520
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 09, 2019, 05:24:54 PM
When juggalos are outlawed, only outlaws will whoop whoop.
In the words of history's greatest philosopher: "if you don't whoop whoop me back, you're no longer fresh, you're stale; the difference between fresh and stale is common sense"

US government: *bans Juggalos*
They've actually been listed by the FBI as a gang since 2011. I know this because reason squeezed two videos out of the whole thing three years apart, the second of which is the one that contains the above immortal line about halfway through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqWgpVoSh0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Vvv_PvdDM
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 09, 2019, 05:35:50 PM
Wait, do they hate Nazis or support the First Amendment? Like, choose a side, guys. ???
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 09, 2019, 05:50:30 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1148623110146592773 (https://twitter.com/AP/status/1148623110146592773)

 :salute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on July 09, 2019, 09:50:16 PM
I’m kind of curious who is responsible for taking care of spiders. I would have thought pest control would fall to renters
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 09, 2019, 10:54:45 PM
I’m kind of curious who is responsible for taking care of spiders. I would have thought pest control would fall to renters

Why don't you look up the answer on your favorite forum, BiggerPockets.com, you slumlord? :bolo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 09, 2019, 11:02:27 PM
I’m kind of curious who is responsible for taking care of spiders. I would have thought pest control would fall to renters
From the first result of a google search it appears to be a landlords responsibility (also good property management) BUT if it's determined to be due to the renters behavior (like leaving food all over the floor or whatever) they can apply penalties according to the lease, though this could vary by state. That does seem to make sense from just a logical perspective and thinking about stuff like smoke and water damage.

Also, I admit just from thinking about it spiders does seem like a tough one if there's no nest or anything. Maybe he should just sit by the kids all night watching their legs with a flash light.

Disclaimer
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 10, 2019, 09:26:03 AM
BAN ALL THE BANKERS AND KILL THEM
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on July 10, 2019, 09:50:12 AM
BAN ALL THE BANKERS AND KILL THEM

https://youtu.be/Zu3nu6ue2qU
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 10, 2019, 12:48:26 PM
I’ll try to stay more than 200 yards away from the Pentagon.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on July 10, 2019, 01:16:23 PM
The 9/11 truthers in the replies are strangely comforting.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 10, 2019, 05:32:05 PM
Wake me up when they can alter my heart beat from that range
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 10, 2019, 06:07:36 PM
Hyper deflationary token with a burn rate of 5% .  ???

https://fuzetoken.net/ (https://fuzetoken.net/)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 10, 2019, 08:04:38 PM
https://twitter.com/davegwitt/status/1149100995529662467

PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATION FOR EXPOSURE.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 10, 2019, 08:46:59 PM
Devaluation of labor? What's that?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 11, 2019, 02:14:50 AM
https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1149195867611631616


Cocaine Mitch?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on July 11, 2019, 06:08:23 AM
https://twitter.com/davegwitt/status/1149100995529662467

PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATION FOR EXPOSURE.
I'll do it if they let me apply any editorial change i want, without appeal.
Also, i know neither Chinese nor Korean.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on July 11, 2019, 10:09:40 AM
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1149260810222485504

Is it late stage tho ?

(https://i.imgur.com/ru6td6t.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 11, 2019, 07:10:14 PM
https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2019/07/families-slack-asana/593584/

Use Slack at home to manage your kids’ lives, brehs.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 12, 2019, 04:51:58 AM
https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2019/jul/12/belle-delphine-gamer-girl-instagram-selling-bath-wate?CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

was gonna post this in dog's bathwater thread but then I saw this quote

Quote
Delphine said: “People like to make the joke that by 2019 they thought there would be flying cars, amazing medical technology, and other humankind forwarding ideas. I think stuff like that is happening constantly – but also people are buying bottled gamer girl bath water.”

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 12, 2019, 03:05:27 PM
https://twitter.com/VivianHo/status/1149702525806731264 (https://twitter.com/VivianHo/status/1149702525806731264)

this thread  :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 13, 2019, 01:55:26 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2017/dec/20/bussed-out-america-moves-homeless-people-country-study

I think someone linked this here?

Anyway, a long story about the insubstantial social safety net in the U.S. ending with a "Supported by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation" graphic is a little Victorian era capitalism but also rather particular to this benighted age.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 13, 2019, 02:55:29 PM
https://twitter.com/DavidNakamura/status/1149338572929024000
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 13, 2019, 04:43:57 PM
Fake, news, the caption provides a disclaimer saying

"By the way, the latest chemical analysis has shown that (the water) is not that dangerous. :)

Who wants to come with us for a swim?"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 13, 2019, 06:57:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QCySNv7cxA Pay $4K a month to live like a college student, bruh.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on July 13, 2019, 10:58:08 PM
https://twitter.com/AlecMacGillis/status/1150055124703895552
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 14, 2019, 01:16:52 PM
https://twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/1150408570929917957 (https://twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/1150408570929917957)

 :idont
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 14, 2019, 01:35:30 PM
...apply...to....high school? :confused

My guess is the homies and admission at said private schools won't actually give a shit lol. Very good!

Pretty much, the Sackler family is going to pay 6 figures a semester so their son or daughter can skate by with failing grades that magically become B's so she can meet the honors list and pretend they actually tried during high school.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on July 14, 2019, 01:44:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QCySNv7cxA Pay $4K a month to live like a college student, bruh.
Are this the same people who hate the commies, because then they can't own shit? Paying 4 thousand dollars for a company to select a personality for you...  :-\
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 15, 2019, 03:27:20 PM
Quote
And then again, maybe getting out of the car—out of view of the cameras—doesn't sound that bad after all.

Pretty sure they have camera inside the restaurant, too.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 15, 2019, 03:45:21 PM
maybe Black Mirror Season 5
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 15, 2019, 07:29:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib3iG5Vqfwc


Jay Jay Robb
1 hour ago
Wait... it’s a public funded base.  National Security aside, those technologies belong to the people.

 :success :putin :juche
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 15, 2019, 08:02:00 PM
I hope they just let everyone inside the empty base because everything’s been moved to the moonbase a decade ago
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on July 16, 2019, 02:05:23 AM
https://twitter.com/shelbygrad/status/1150964535051706368

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1149260810222485504

I'm pretty sure this has been an issue in California for years. Everyone from Nestle to Harvard are bottling up California's water and selling it at a profit.

Honestly a family Slack sounds much, much, much better than getting stuck in family group texts :rage

I started a Discord for my friends because they go stupid with group chats, sadly it did not catch on and I still get group text spam.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 18, 2019, 05:26:21 PM
https://twitter.com/Kotobukiya_EN/status/1151649031376003072
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 18, 2019, 05:31:33 PM
https://twitter.com/wsvn/status/1151475387567919105

there is a train station by Las Olas (a popular night life spot in downtown Ft. Lauderdale) where they play classical music really loudly on repeat to serve the same purpose. It's kind of spooky because it's completely empty late at night with a string quartet blaring some tense harmonies. Baby Shark is a whole new level of torture tho
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 18, 2019, 05:41:06 PM
the 7/11's out here blast classical music
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 18, 2019, 05:57:32 PM
https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1150857367971606528

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 18, 2019, 06:04:29 PM
https://twitter.com/Kotobukiya_EN/status/1151649031376003072

I prefer the Horror Hunks line.

:nsfw https://thoughtcatalog.com/emily-madriga/2019/06/these-horror-villains-with-hot-bodies-are-making-me-uncomfortable/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 18, 2019, 07:31:46 PM
https://twitter.com/Kotobukiya_EN/status/1151649031376003072

I have the sexy girl Jason figure. No ragrets.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 18, 2019, 07:37:27 PM
Someone light the Viz signal.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 18, 2019, 07:40:25 PM
Pinhead bishoujo statue :exxy
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 18, 2019, 07:45:03 PM
Pinhead bishoujo statue :exxy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0utsyWNoupM
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on July 18, 2019, 07:45:57 PM
There's a show on A&E that's sort of a successor to Cops I guess called Live PD and it's equal parts amazing and horrible. I want to get high and watch this all day.

Select quotes out of context:
- "If you don't get these handcuffs off right now... you're gonna have to put a bullet in me, I swear to God."
- "Yeah, looks like we've got a Constitutionalist."
- "Do you normally sit in a car at night watching your stepmom's house sir?"

If I'm going to live in a police state I might as well watch the whole thing unfold in horror
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 22, 2019, 12:51:53 PM
Pinhead bishoujo statue :exxy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0utsyWNoupM
:wag

(https://i.imgur.com/tnqZh8v.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 22, 2019, 01:17:03 PM
https://twitter.com/O_Rich_/status/1153089388919869440
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 22, 2019, 04:54:19 PM
https://twitter.com/cbenavidesTV/status/1153129026292199425

https://twitter.com/grahamlcarter/status/1153163212730314752
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 22, 2019, 06:28:06 PM
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1153395615977672722 (https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1153395615977672722)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 22, 2019, 07:12:16 PM
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1153395615977672722 (https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1153395615977672722)

 :doge

 :oreilly :what
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on July 22, 2019, 08:40:48 PM
https://twitter.com/burgerdrome/status/1153143184861458432
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 22, 2019, 09:09:50 PM
https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1153338116507234305
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 22, 2019, 11:19:26 PM
https://twitter.com/nahmias/status/1153400206781796354


 :brain
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on July 23, 2019, 01:24:05 AM
Mysteriously put there by a marketing company.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 23, 2019, 01:26:32 AM
https://twitter.com/prageru/status/1153485129928585216


we live in a dystopian society
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 23, 2019, 06:56:52 PM
https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1153695511385296896
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on July 24, 2019, 02:17:11 AM
update
it is about sending a message (probably)

https://twitter.com/KYWNewsradio/status/1153792655991590912
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on July 24, 2019, 02:27:23 AM
What did Paul Ryan say again? That's a full stomach but an empty soul.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on July 24, 2019, 10:53:45 AM
https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1153695511385296896
Someone broke the Masquerade.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on July 25, 2019, 11:28:51 PM
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mb88za/amazon-requires-police-to-shill-surveillance-cameras-in-secret-agreement?XYZ
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on July 26, 2019, 09:13:22 AM
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1151572757370609664


https://youtu.be/0SYpUSjSgFg
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 26, 2019, 12:30:13 PM
https://twitter.com/NintenDaan/status/1154789882583289858 (https://twitter.com/NintenDaan/status/1154789882583289858)

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 26, 2019, 04:47:54 PM
https://twitter.com/YourDudeAedus/status/1154806964075020290
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 27, 2019, 11:45:14 AM
Lol that’s kinda cute tho
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on July 27, 2019, 11:53:16 AM
Lol that’s kinda cute tho

Emily McGuire said she got a cake decorated like a delivery box and it made her laugh so hard.

"I can order anything from my coffee to my clothes," McGuire told "GMA." "I find it super convenient and their customer service is amazing."

Very cute  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 27, 2019, 06:16:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6dQeMT2.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 27, 2019, 11:05:20 PM
So they’re buying super yachts for when the mass migrations make the mainlands unsafe or?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 27, 2019, 11:13:47 PM
So they’re buying super yachts for when the mass migrations make the mainlands unsafe or?

Infinite Climate Crisis on Finite Earth :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 28, 2019, 03:26:48 AM
https://twitter.com/bbcweather/status/1154251735743025152
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 28, 2019, 12:23:39 PM
https://twitter.com/robinlvalentine/status/1155206827887464450
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 28, 2019, 12:30:37 PM
Only a Brit could smugly endorse slim jims with cheese
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on July 28, 2019, 01:43:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/MzqOTOx.png)

seems about right
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on July 28, 2019, 01:45:12 PM
this is really some article :lol

(https://i.imgur.com/9eXZlb5.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 28, 2019, 06:04:36 PM
Quote
my favourite American snack is Slim Jims, a brand of cured meat and “cheese food product” manufactured in Illinois, packaged as two separate, foot-long strands.

:notlikethis
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 28, 2019, 06:15:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xHTucc1.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 29, 2019, 12:25:10 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/5EcSIxO.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 29, 2019, 01:55:49 AM
https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1155717645284413440

Should also go in the bad vibes thread.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 29, 2019, 09:31:06 AM
Honestly, with AI this dumb we probably don't have anything to worry about.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 29, 2019, 12:51:22 PM
https://twitter.com/12News/status/1155825651213131777
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on July 29, 2019, 02:13:53 PM
Probably just to pad their statistics on non-black people pulled over.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 29, 2019, 05:41:44 PM
Dressed up dui checks :cmonson
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on July 29, 2019, 05:58:32 PM
Circle-K getting the police to force you to acknowledge their junk mail
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Propagandhim on July 30, 2019, 10:37:36 AM
 

https://twitter.com/floyding/status/1156186123586232320
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 30, 2019, 11:07:14 AM
https://twitter.com/robinlvalentine/status/1155206827887464450

I read the article in a mans voice, then was shocked to see that a female wrote it.

I was sure only men could be this dumb
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on July 30, 2019, 11:18:36 AM
other than....
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 30, 2019, 06:37:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0lBke5J.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 30, 2019, 08:12:28 PM
The rich really are just like us.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 31, 2019, 04:58:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JziRQDdyjk
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on July 31, 2019, 08:41:46 PM
https://twitter.com/lazerwalker/status/1156274732309913601

more #cyberpunk than #latestagecapitalism but still
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 31, 2019, 11:23:49 PM
Cyberpunk is just the inevitable outcome of late stage capitalism.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on August 01, 2019, 01:54:39 AM
It would be cool to have cyborg nipples. I have so many ideas for how you could use that.

Need to charge your phone? No need to be tethered to the wall or battery brick.

Wanna consume something discreetly and directly into your bloodstream? BOOM. You're under all the influences.

Need to dial in your stroke/69 game, pop a sata cable on there and get realtime sex tips from each others nips.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 01, 2019, 01:56:10 AM
It would be cool to have cyborg nipples.

Newsfeed
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 01, 2019, 05:52:55 PM
https://twitter.com/tonysheng/status/1156675276417273856 (https://twitter.com/tonysheng/status/1156675276417273856)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 01, 2019, 08:04:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WooOIPcRI0

Quote
With wild names like “Rhino 69,” “Black Mamba,” and “Mojo Nights,” so-called “natural” sexual enhancement supplements are a fixture behind the counters of bodegas, gas stations, corner stores, and delis across the country.

They're also at the center of a nationwide legal battle being waged by a Texas supplements company called Outlaw Laboratory.

Since 2017, Outlaw has sent legal letters to small businesses demanding they stop selling the supplements, and pay a settlement of as much as $14,000, or get sued.

And Outlaw has followed through, suing hundreds of stores, as well as several distributors, in at least six states, charging that retailers are selling dangerous and deceptively labeled “natural” sex supplements that may contain illegal pharmaceuticals that the FDA has issued public health notifications over. Outlaw is also claiming that its own sexual enhancement supplement, “TriSteel,” has been damaged by unfair competition.

“I remember seeing these products in liquor stores and just kind of didn't think anything about it,” Robert Tauler, a lawyer representing Outlaw in many of their cases, told VICE News. “But in reality it's a national criminal conspiracy taking place in front of everyone's face.”

But lawyers representing the small businesses say Outlaw’s tactics are nothing more than a shakedown of small businesses.

Lawyer Mark Poe is representing many San Diego stores and is fighting back against Outlaw with a class-action countersuit.

“As we started looking at that demand letter, it became clear to us that the demand letter itself was an instance of mail fraud,” he said. “The demand letter sets forth a number of false statements and then demands money from the stores. That's fraud. You cannot make fraudulent statements in exchange for demand of money.”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 01, 2019, 10:09:20 PM
Has anyone in the history of the world ever bought that stuff before?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 01, 2019, 10:32:16 PM
 :pimp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on August 02, 2019, 09:30:48 AM
The worst is when you're at the gas station register with your sushi/tuna salad sandwich, tin of wintergreen Copenhagen, and boner pills and the mentally challenged attendant asks if you want a bag.  ::)

You're goddamned right I want a bag! jeezus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on August 02, 2019, 10:10:11 AM
The worst is when you're at the gas station register with your sushi/tuna salad sandwich, tin of wintergreen Copenhagen, and boner pills and the mentally challenged attendant asks if you want a bag.  ::)

You're goddamned right I want a bag! jeezus
Yeah, an exit bag (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag) would really complete that shopping list.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 03, 2019, 01:22:39 AM
I got an email with the following subject line:

Quote
Explore the just-released collection of Holocaust records
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on August 03, 2019, 03:27:43 AM
It would be cool to have cyborg nipples. I have so many ideas for how you could use that.

Need to charge your phone? No need to be tethered to the wall or battery brick.

Wanna consume something discreetly and directly into your bloodstream? BOOM. You're under all the influences.

Need to dial in your stroke/69 game, pop a sata cable on there and get realtime sex tips from each others nips.
i'd take a self-cleaning cyborg bumhole with an air freshener
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 03, 2019, 11:14:47 AM
https://twitter.com/MBKhMedia/status/1157632749387358208 (https://twitter.com/MBKhMedia/status/1157632749387358208)

 :idont
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on August 03, 2019, 12:27:52 PM
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1157497831806132224
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 03, 2019, 12:36:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/IlCgFVB.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 03, 2019, 04:56:02 PM
https://twitter.com/Diamond_Jax/status/1157293250924949505
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on August 04, 2019, 09:12:09 AM
Oh cool I was thinking the world needed a Bernie Sanders' asshole flavored ice cream :wow
"open joyfully"  :aah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on August 04, 2019, 09:47:12 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/IlCgFVB.jpg)

Extra thiccc.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 04, 2019, 09:33:45 PM
i got kicked out of a speed dating event cause i didn't pay for the tickets :fbm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 06, 2019, 07:00:11 PM
Quote
“Alaska? You can’t be serious.”

It was a common reaction when folks on the South and West sides heard about a job opportunity in the fish processing industry in Alaska that was being offered to people in impoverished neighborhoods, including those with criminal records.

But 15 people showed up to hear more Tuesday afternoon at 6630 South King Dr., the headquarters of Project H.O.O.D., a non-profit dedicated to uplifting the disadvantaged.

Attendees watched a 15-minute orientation video on entry-level positions in the fish processing industry.

“This is challenging work, temperatures are chilly and you’ll be working around water as you prepare fish for canning, freezing or smoking, and you’ll be standing on your feet most of the time,” the narrator says, adding that work locations can be remote — away from cities and towns.

The job description: gutting fish for at least 12 hours a day for 90 days straight — no days off. Hourly wage is $10.25 — with plenty of overtime at time and a half. Room and board will be provided for $10 a day at a dormitory type setting.

Copper River Seafood is the employer and its officials are trying to fill seasonal jobs, said Tawanna Cotten, employment director at Project H.O.O.D.

“Will we be able to go out and see things in Alaska?” asked one young person after watching the video.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2019/8/6/20757612/job-opportunity-offered-impoverished-communities-chicago-gut-fish-alaska

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 07, 2019, 12:50:22 PM
https://twitter.com/Pokemon/status/1159105457069236226 (https://twitter.com/Pokemon/status/1159105457069236226)

 :pika
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 07, 2019, 01:26:40 PM
One more Nintendo franchise copying from MonHan, cool.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 07, 2019, 01:48:52 PM
Indentured pokitude
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 07, 2019, 11:11:26 PM
https://twitter.com/sairasameerarao/status/1159193443467481090
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on August 08, 2019, 09:40:41 AM
https://twitter.com/kimmaicutler/status/1159174753606758400 (https://twitter.com/kimmaicutler/status/1159174753606758400)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on August 08, 2019, 09:44:11 AM
Won't somebody please think about the  *checks notes*  people looking in gas station trash cans for bottles to return.

 :huh

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on August 09, 2019, 11:00:44 AM
Is anyone aware of these hyper-targeted T-shirt’s based on your Facebook profile? I have seen something like them before but didn’t really know where they came from.

https://twitter.com/davidgilbertccm/status/1159189747589189632


https://www.reddit.com/r/TargetedShirts/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2019, 11:47:56 AM
https://splinternews.com/equinox-has-always-been-bad-you-fools-1837064811/

:dead

(https://i.imgur.com/sbB597a.png)

Oh my sweet summer child
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 09, 2019, 11:53:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WH08s2elMI
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Propagandhim on August 09, 2019, 01:20:01 PM
The amount of money this woman makes eating food on camera  :brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv4y_7VesXM
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 09, 2019, 01:29:08 PM
Quote
The WashPost obtained an invitation to today's event, and reported: "Tickets are priced at $100,000 for a photo opportunity and lunch, and $250,000 for the package that includes the roundtable discussion."

https://www.axios.com/stephen-ross-trump-fundraiser-soulcycle-equinox-dolphins-caf49f98-8583-465e-a80c-b5910b8790c4.html

That's a lot of money to meet the Apprentice host.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 09, 2019, 03:42:37 PM
https://twitter.com/APIenergy/status/1159576076907163663

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on August 10, 2019, 02:14:38 AM
Quote
“Alaska? You can’t be serious.”

It was a common reaction when folks on the South and West sides heard about a job opportunity in the fish processing industry in Alaska that was being offered to people in impoverished neighborhoods, including those with criminal records.

But 15 people showed up to hear more Tuesday afternoon at 6630 South King Dr., the headquarters of Project H.O.O.D., a non-profit dedicated to uplifting the disadvantaged.

Attendees watched a 15-minute orientation video on entry-level positions in the fish processing industry.

“This is challenging work, temperatures are chilly and you’ll be working around water as you prepare fish for canning, freezing or smoking, and you’ll be standing on your feet most of the time,” the narrator says, adding that work locations can be remote — away from cities and towns.

The job description: gutting fish for at least 12 hours a day for 90 days straight — no days off. Hourly wage is $10.25 — with plenty of overtime at time and a half. Room and board will be provided for $10 a day at a dormitory type setting.

Copper River Seafood is the employer and its officials are trying to fill seasonal jobs, said Tawanna Cotten, employment director at Project H.O.O.D.

“Will we be able to go out and see things in Alaska?” asked one young person after watching the video.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2019/8/6/20757612/job-opportunity-offered-impoverished-communities-chicago-gut-fish-alaska

I had a friend in HS who did this during summers growing up in Washington.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on August 11, 2019, 01:15:14 PM
https://twitter.com/techreview/status/1160279523692355586

Epic games exclusive though.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 12, 2019, 05:22:40 PM
https://twitter.com/Max_Fisher/status/1160955826233913347
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 12, 2019, 06:06:27 PM
I think the solution is to punish people who are wrong on the internet
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on August 12, 2019, 06:52:36 PM
Lately I've been getting ads for depression medication etc. Jokes about me being depressed aside (I'm not, and no, Google's adtech does not know better than I do), targeting people who are in a specific state of mind is extremely unethical, and could have disastrous societal consequences for the largest social networks.

In light of that, I don't think machine learning should actively guide people toward content; let people ask for things specifically. I think the recommended videos section should JUST be videos related to the one you're currently watching, not videos you might be interested in. (Look at Pornhub. Pornhub is terrible now. I just get the same videos over and over again.) Machine learning is less and less used to categorize content and more to link content you might like to your previous watching patterns. That sounds the same but it's not.

I read somewhere a few years back that Google is stuck leveraging more and more ROI out of their advertising technology relative to other parts of their business. They try to branch out a little, their investment does not go as well as they thought, and so they squeeze more ad money out, making more content "sponsored", or for instance they recently doubled the number of ads you have to watch on a video.

Every new technology ever has come with significant unintended social consequences, so, we all should figure out what they are and then actively try to manage them, not shrug our shoulders and say "that's just how it is".

But we also need new theories, and a radical change in our understanding, of social network dynamics and their constituent forces and counterforces. When YouTube had that minor controversy over machine learning helping pedophiles find (what should have been unlisted) videos of young girls trying on bathing suits, they reached their hands into the system and started uncorrelating things manually, deleting videos, blacklisting search terms. Facebook has subcontracted thousands of people in Asia to examine potential "fake news", nation-state cyberoperations, etc. on their platform and remove it as necessary, as well as modifying their internal advertising against professional provocateurs.

This is not sustainable. The deepening integration of machine learning driven social networks into the interstitial matrix of our day to day lives can't be met simply by special-casing the network by hand, and only after the effects have become serious enough to cause widespread concern or worse, a sociocultural shock the kinds of which we are only just beginning to see.

Simply disconnecting is not a choice. LinkedIn has become a professional requirement. Even if you do not "tweet", you have to hear about tweets on the news. So this is our future. Hopefully it is a manageable one.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2019, 06:59:25 PM
if only Google used their algorithmic power for good, like helping people with their porn drift
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 12, 2019, 07:50:34 PM
The algorithm is not as advanced as people think and can easily be 'cheated'.
The search results are mostly based on the most popular search queries of all users and engagement on that content. (this is how stuff like iPhone, Brexit, Trump and yes Hitler and Nazi's get so much traction on YouTube).
For people with little to no search history this is actually the most important factor. Already popular search queries get an extra boost in all recommendations and engagement on say Nazi content is fairly high.

So if people write anti-Nazi comments or release reaction videos specifically aimed at attacking Nazi's they are simply boosting all the Nazi-related content.
In a way, punching a guy like Richard Spencer and having it go viral helps with the overall visibility of all Nazi content.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2019, 07:57:39 PM
Saying "YouTube recommended <x>" is technically true but disingenuous; it implies to the general public the YouTube corporate brass are deliberately handpicking this stuff, when really it's an unfeeling algorithm.

That said, YouTube should be taken to task over letting some of this stuff become as big a problem as it is. Although from a different perspective, YouTube corporate *is* now making recommendations -- or rather un-recommendations.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 13, 2019, 06:49:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JziRQDdyjk

This didn't help with my depression at all. False advertising.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on August 13, 2019, 08:28:55 AM
It's supposed to make you depressed.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on August 13, 2019, 08:40:06 AM
I think the solution is to punish people who are wrong on the internet

People who for instance claim that vaccination is bad and post videos to convince others of their idiocy pose a direct threat to the public health and should absolutely be punished.
After all, if for example you post instructions on how to create chemical weapons you will be prosecuted, as well. Or posting terrorist recruitment videos will most likely land you in jail.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on August 13, 2019, 09:06:45 AM
My Youtube recs  always have at least 1 ben shapiro video in there no matter what I'm watching. I'm not even logged in.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 13, 2019, 09:45:49 AM
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evj4qw/these-iphone-lightning-cables-will-hack-your-computer

This is genius, and I'm not sure if there'll ever be a way to clamp down on something like this without retooling how the third-party Amazon ecosystem works.
Title: Re: #latestageimperialism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on August 13, 2019, 10:02:50 AM
When you train and fund compradors so much they actually get better than you :dead

https://amp-businessinsider-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/amp.businessinsider.com/us-special-operations-forces-compete-in-fuerzas-comando-rankings-2019-8

Those who can, do, those who can't, teach.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 13, 2019, 11:47:26 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/fuCpQSI.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 13, 2019, 01:48:54 PM
https://www.slashgear.com/vxworks-real-time-operating-system-plagued-with-11-critical-0-day-bugs-31585900/

(IoT is sorta capitalism distilled.)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Raist on August 13, 2019, 04:06:43 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49336553

Quote
Media giants Viacom and CBS to merge in latest mega-deal
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 13, 2019, 11:53:36 PM
https://twitter.com/aarongreenberg/status/1161442206017716224
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on August 14, 2019, 03:32:09 AM
Won't somebody please think about the  *checks notes*  people looking in gas station trash cans for bottles to return.

 :huh

I live in Los Angeles and let me tell you, people go through every neighborhood's trash cans looking for stuff that can be recycled. It's mostly 40-70 year old hispanic women where I live.

Saying "YouTube recommended <x>" is technically true but disingenuous; it implies to the general public the YouTube corporate brass are deliberately handpicking this stuff, when really it's an unfeeling algorithm.

That said, YouTube should be taken to task over letting some of this stuff become as big a problem as it is. Although from a different perspective, YouTube corporate *is* now making recommendations -- or rather un-recommendations.

An unfeeling algorithm written by quasi humans who may or may not have some approximation of human empathy (I've worked with enough programmers), and directed by people who almost assuredly lack for human empathy.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on August 14, 2019, 03:37:55 AM
Forgot to save the tweet, but some some infosec person saying that they figured out how to defeat the facial recognition software for their "smart" apartment building thanks to the smart phone lock screen stuff. Never trust any IoT device.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on August 14, 2019, 12:02:31 PM
https://twitter.com/ReutersJamie/status/1161602990786134017
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 14, 2019, 12:13:14 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBxUIR8XUAAEVLt?format=jpg&name=medium)

 :brain
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on August 14, 2019, 01:27:45 PM
He's a programmer himself and probably being facetious.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on August 14, 2019, 03:02:19 PM
I've worked in Stockholm my entire life and developers/programmers here tend to be regular human beings indiscernible from the rest of the population.
I guess that happens when it's the most common job in the city.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
people working in sales on the other hand... yikes :doge
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Raist on August 14, 2019, 04:49:00 PM
I mean it's Sweden, everyone's a robot.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on August 14, 2019, 05:14:05 PM
I mean it's Sweden, everyone's a robot.

Mostly true, but still - regular human being robots who never ever shared their political leanings at the workplace. You can't ask for better colleagues than that.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 14, 2019, 07:44:34 PM
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1161478865279209472
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 14, 2019, 11:34:26 PM
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1161843369900949504
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on August 14, 2019, 11:48:23 PM
WeWork's business model seems to be funnel as much VC money into the pockets of the CEO and no one else.

An unfeeling algorithm written by quasi humans who may or may not have some approximation of human empathy (I've worked with enough programmers)

lol what a crock of shit

Yeah.... one thing to point out the chauvinism in tech workplaces / culture and another to call all programmers and admins sociopath robots.

I've spent too much time in Startups with Tech Libertarians and or people who use terms like "Weaponised Autism" to describe themselves. SF Tech bros are like the Utah Mormons of that shit.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on August 14, 2019, 11:51:13 PM
WeWork's finance make no sense to me. They should be hugely profitable company by now.

(https://2utfff4d3dkt3biit53nsvep-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Screen-Shot-2019-08-14-at-8.21.34-AM-768x459.png)

They're putting up huge numbers but all their other costs keep inflating in ways that don't make sense except as the world's worst business strategy. I'm going to need riotous to brainsplain this to me.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on August 15, 2019, 08:03:39 AM
Their business model is just dumb. They will never ever make money and will quickly go bankrupt if we go into recession.

Basically, the problem with their model is they are both an renter and a lessee.

They rent long term corporate leases (10-15 years) from people that own office buildings, then rent out to short term tenants that can leave at any time for a very slightly higher rate.

There just isn’t enough pricing power in the arbitrage they are trying to cash in on... and if there is ever a slump in commercial rent pricings or a dip in the startup economy, watch the fuck out because their renters can disappear overnight but they’re still on the hook for $4 billion/year in lease payments.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 15, 2019, 08:27:49 AM
This thread of a lady talking to the Amazon PR machine is just  :doge

https://twitter.com/rulesObeyer/status/1161820065773182976 (https://twitter.com/rulesObeyer/status/1161820065773182976)

https://twitter.com/AmazonFCRafael/status/1161810441196191744 (https://twitter.com/AmazonFCRafael/status/1161810441196191744)

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on August 15, 2019, 08:52:16 AM
We want to hear from the Amazon FC ambassadors that are real Americans.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on August 15, 2019, 09:20:29 AM
that entire thread is a wild ride
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 15, 2019, 09:28:39 AM
I heard benji quit his job as a Mod Captain and became a Fullfillment Center Ambassador, and finally found true happiness.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 15, 2019, 09:30:19 AM
Their business model is just dumb. They will never ever make money and will quickly go bankrupt if we go into recession.

Basically, the problem with their model is they are both an renter and a lessee.

They rent long term corporate leases (10-15 years) from people that own office buildings, then rent out to short term tenants that can leave at any time for a very slightly higher rate.

There just isn’t enough pricing power in the arbitrage they are trying to cash in on... and if there is ever a slump in commercial rent pricings or a dip in the startup economy, watch the fuck out because their renters can disappear overnight but they’re still on the hook for $4 billion/year in lease payments.

I never really stopped and thought about it, but holy shit does this seem stupid. The only way this thing has been kept going has been as a ponzi scheme, with the early investors pinky promising the later ones it's all on the up-and-up...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 15, 2019, 10:36:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/8g9kmvl.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2019, 10:41:52 AM
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1161478865279209472

they tested it on their employees

https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1161859828882579458
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 15, 2019, 12:52:01 PM
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1161843369900949504

Silicon Valley capitalism really is the capitalism we deserve. :fbm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 15, 2019, 12:54:13 PM
Quote
WeWork, which says in the offering document that its corporate mission is no less than to "to elevate the world's consciousness," is on track to lose $2.7 billion this year from its operations, up from nearly $1.7 billion last year.
:doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 15, 2019, 02:10:49 PM
https://twitter.com/AmazonFCHannah/status/1161910397336768512 (https://twitter.com/AmazonFCHannah/status/1161910397336768512)

 :pika
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on August 15, 2019, 02:38:53 PM
Who thought this amazon thing was a good idea?

This has to be the worst or campaign ever
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on August 15, 2019, 02:59:09 PM
https://nypost.com/2019/08/14/sorry-android-users-these-iphone-snobs-wont-date-you/

yesss, good consumer, make daddy Apple©™™ proud


Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on August 15, 2019, 03:25:35 PM
https://nypost.com/2019/08/14/sorry-android-users-these-iphone-snobs-wont-date-you/

yesss, good consumer, make daddy Apple©™™ proud
Reads like The Onion. But I suppose this works out for everyone. If someone is that off their rocker that they only date someone with the same brand of mobile electronic devices then it's best those two don't scurry out of their bubble.

Reminds me of that couple from Best In Show that only orders all their clothes through catalogues.

https://youtu.be/xVWpHTafYuA
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on August 15, 2019, 03:31:07 PM
Did anyone else here notice Rafael's grammar and spelling magically improve as he was replaced by a tier 3 associate? :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on August 15, 2019, 03:42:21 PM
Their business model is just dumb. They will never ever make money and will quickly go bankrupt if we go into recession.

Basically, the problem with their model is they are both an renter and a lessee.

They rent long term corporate leases (10-15 years) from people that own office buildings, then rent out to short term tenants that can leave at any time for a very slightly higher rate.

There just isn’t enough pricing power in the arbitrage they are trying to cash in on... and if there is ever a slump in commercial rent pricings or a dip in the startup economy, watch the fuck out because their renters can disappear overnight but they’re still on the hook for $4 billion/year in lease payments.

it works if the owner of wework and the owner of the buildings they lease long term are the same person

Quote
There's an entire section of this prospectus that goes on, page after page, explaining all of the myriad deals that Neumann has with WeWork -- everything from his equity share, to the promises he's made to donate $1 billion with his wife to charity, to his habit of buying office space and then signing deals to lease the space back to WeWork, sometimes on the exact same day.


i mean, it works for him personally  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on August 15, 2019, 03:56:00 PM
You forgot that he also is paying for these buildings using loans against his stake in the company that he later repaid with wework “stock”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on August 15, 2019, 04:06:59 PM
You forgot that he also is paying for these buildings using loans against his stake in the company that he later repaid with wework “stock”

 :rejoice

but they still managed to get goldman sachs and softbank to invest billions, and they aren't exactly distinguished mentally-challenged when it comes to money.. are they just banking on being able to dump this into retail when they go public?
sounds risky af with those numbers, but what do i know
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on August 15, 2019, 05:36:00 PM
A SoftBank owned fund gave Theranos $100 million in December 2017.

They were in default on that loan by summer 2018. And dissolved without paying it back in september.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 15, 2019, 05:42:07 PM
You forgot that he also is paying for these buildings using loans against his stake in the company that he later repaid with wework “stock”

 :rejoice

but they still managed to get goldman sachs and softbank to invest billions, and they aren't exactly distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed when it comes to money.. are they just banking on being able to dump this into retail when they go public?
sounds risky af with those numbers, but what do i know

Big banks are dumb and take dumb risks all the time. 2007-2008 wasn't all that long ago, breh.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 15, 2019, 05:49:50 PM
The big tech bail out of 2021 is going to be fun

Yahoo bailed out for $200 billion as US tax payers cry themselves to sleep
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 15, 2019, 08:10:58 PM
I remember reading an article that WeWork entire business model was leashing office space on the cheap because they would take large chunks of office space and then just sublease it despite it going against some buildings lease terms. The actual building and office owners must have wised up and significantly upped the lease terms.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on August 16, 2019, 09:33:53 AM
The big tech bail out of 2021 is going to be fun

Yahoo bailed out for $200 billion as US tax payers cry themselves to sleep

Marissa Mayer leaves the company with a $400M golden parachute.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2019, 10:51:23 AM
The big tech bail out of 2021 is going to be fun

Yahoo bailed out for $200 billion as US tax payers cry themselves to sleep

Marissa Mayer leaves the company with a $400M golden parachute.

That's like... over 100 Tumblrs*! *current price
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2019, 12:48:09 PM
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/08/disney-fights-streaming-account-sharing-with-help-from-cable-industry/

Disney using the ashes of net neutrality to partner up with Big Telco and stop you from sharing account credentials.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on August 16, 2019, 01:21:45 PM
https://twitter.com/AmazonFCHannah/status/1161910397336768512
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 16, 2019, 01:26:10 PM
https://twitter.com/AmazonFCHannah/status/1161910397336768512
Already posted breh.

But yeah, we've reached new heights of #lagestagecapitalism

I wonder what it looks like this time next year.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on August 16, 2019, 01:33:09 PM
I skip over your posts

 :yeshrug
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 17, 2019, 07:12:01 AM
https://twitter.com/mashable/status/1162390308039999489 (https://twitter.com/mashable/status/1162390308039999489)
 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 18, 2019, 04:49:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL5FYLZoB7s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jE10T250bo



AZN Rice not Noodles
2 days ago
He's the LeBron James of accountants.


redarrowhead2
2 days ago
He's the batman of accounting
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 18, 2019, 05:52:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpR5SH6aS6s
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 19, 2019, 11:39:45 AM
https://www.producthunt.com/posts/waves

Quote
Waves (Sunnyvale, CA) is a dating app for sexual fantasies

“It basically works like this: If you're into ropes, you put that in Waves, and all your potential matches are also people who are into ropes.” - Emerson
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 19, 2019, 12:48:19 PM
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/19/newt-gingrich-michael-jackson-moon-1466853

Why fund NASA when you can pay Elon Musk $2 billion to go to space for you. :rollsafe
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on August 19, 2019, 02:16:42 PM
https://www.producthunt.com/posts/waves

Quote
Waves (Sunnyvale, CA) is a dating app for sexual fantasies

“It basically works like this: If you're into ropes, you put that in Waves, and all your potential matches are also people who are into ropes.” - Emerson
My fetish is Disney+ account sharing.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on August 19, 2019, 02:56:07 PM
(https://i.redd.it/4d1v0gcmkfh31.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 19, 2019, 03:05:37 PM
Meanwhile, in Japan:

(https://i.imgur.com/ScJERS2.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 19, 2019, 03:18:24 PM
Getting your Hunter License :lawd

(https://i.imgur.com/8k7l7Tq.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 19, 2019, 03:18:46 PM
3. Duelist
4. Joey Wheeler :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on August 19, 2019, 04:10:45 PM
Love how they gave Joey a thick noo yawker accident for the American dub.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 19, 2019, 04:24:59 PM
https://twitter.com/PopeyesChicken/status/1163510538959069184
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 22, 2019, 02:55:28 PM
https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1164303712879357952 (https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1164303712879357952)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 22, 2019, 04:49:51 PM
https://twitter.com/chudlogic/status/1164391177237536768
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on August 22, 2019, 05:09:07 PM
wtf kind of name is "Thatcher Wine" fucking hell
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on August 22, 2019, 05:14:00 PM
https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/1164233656799506433

It goes without saying that this game is entirely uninterested in trying to understand what socialism actually is and how it might function

:noooo

I guess there's some value to what he is doing there and it's obviously a pretty uninspired satire... But it's not like anti-capitalism stories (in games or elsewhere) are all that subtle on average either or that economics, politics, etc... are faithfully reproduced in most games, absent of any criticism.

Edit : Nevermind I finished reading the thread and it got a lot more eye rolling by the end. I mean the original Monopoly might have been watered down but the most commonly known version still has shades of, admittedly light, satire for its setting.

Edit 2 : There's apparently at least one unlicenced Monopoly expansion similar to that (BUY NOW (https://www.socialismgame.com/)), Hasbro probably took a cue from them. I'd imagine this sort of reskin is a pretty cheap undertaking.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 24, 2019, 12:25:36 PM
https://twitter.com/CatkinsLap/status/1165039403464560640 (https://twitter.com/CatkinsLap/status/1165039403464560640)

 :bowsette
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on August 24, 2019, 11:30:01 PM
amongst the s*ny-Disney™ war I saw some comments I wish I saved because finding them again on Twitter is too much
someone retorted to someone's criticizing Disney™ as far from weak or innocent by unsubtlely suggesting the person was racist/upset due to Disney™ casting being "diverse and full of PoCs"

woke capitalism of corporations is a fucking blight

 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 25, 2019, 01:55:22 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1165678234098458624
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 25, 2019, 04:14:57 PM
https://twitter.com/benfoxrubin/status/1165328845509189632

 :salute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on August 25, 2019, 07:23:31 PM
Syndicalists? Like the Spanish?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on August 25, 2019, 09:00:06 PM
I was making a joke about falangists  :-\
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on August 25, 2019, 09:26:54 PM
The rise of "wealth work". Jobs that exist mostly to serve the upper classes--manicurists, massage therapists, and personal trainers.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/08/americas-hot-new-job-being-rich-persons-servant/595774/

"In an age of persistently high inequality, work in high-cost metros catering to the whims of the wealthy—grooming them, stretching them, feeding them, driving them—has become one of the fastest-growing industries.

The MIT economist David Autor calls it “wealth work.”

Low-skill, low-pay, and disproportionately done by women, these jobs congregate near dense urban labor markets, multiplying in neighborhoods with soaring disposable income. Between 2010 and 2017, the number of manicurists and pedicurists doubled, while the number of fitness trainers and skincare specialists grew at least twice as fast as the overall labor force."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 26, 2019, 10:06:56 AM
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1165775859485163520 (https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1165775859485163520)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 26, 2019, 12:28:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/QjuRua0.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on August 26, 2019, 03:06:32 PM
https://www.instagram.com/obviousplant/p/BhJ80U9h-_h/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 26, 2019, 10:20:02 PM
https://twitter.com/sheckyyoungman/status/1166025980575535104

https://twitter.com/sheckyyoungman/status/1166027809023676416
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on August 27, 2019, 03:31:18 AM
(https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69249375_10158364784131808_198985744629366784_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_oc=AQkaHIuWaZQYe88PVsxrHi1nFqWZTRCE3QQn_s99RN54sX33i4-P_Il66S9ErZjc9x_xVzLinbwAs5XtUY_9hwX-&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=dc464f187401b686f661db6a54fe23d6&oe=5E0C4415)

This reminds me that it has been about a year since I reported my dish washer broken and it still isn't fixed. I think there is black mold in there now.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 27, 2019, 09:41:33 AM
(https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69249375_10158364784131808_198985744629366784_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_oc=AQkaHIuWaZQYe88PVsxrHi1nFqWZTRCE3QQn_s99RN54sX33i4-P_Il66S9ErZjc9x_xVzLinbwAs5XtUY_9hwX-&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=dc464f187401b686f661db6a54fe23d6&oe=5E0C4415)

This reminds me that it has been about a year since I reported my dish washer broken and it still isn't fixed. I think there is black mold in there now.

Yeah, but how many bodega mixers have you been invited to?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on August 27, 2019, 03:03:54 PM
https://nypost.com/2019/08/27/alien-planets-could-be-better-suited-for-life-than-earth-study/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on August 27, 2019, 05:03:14 PM
Remember how pressed GAF got about the ebodegas?

That was a simpler time, lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 27, 2019, 10:00:15 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1166529595874652162
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 27, 2019, 11:33:18 PM
Just feed the fucking kids, jesus

If I ever won the lottery, that would be my thing, erryone eats
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on August 28, 2019, 11:13:35 AM
In our school district, all kids get free lunch after some parents complained that only the poor kids were getting free lunch.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 28, 2019, 03:06:18 PM
https://twitter.com/tardulv/status/1165685874006331392

 :hmm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 28, 2019, 03:21:07 PM
what about gay fascists?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 28, 2019, 03:22:10 PM
what about gay fascists?
leave mayor buttchug out of this!  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on August 28, 2019, 03:22:49 PM
what about gay fascists?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Bundesarchiv_Bild_102-15282A%2C_Ernst_R%C3%B6hm.jpg)

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 29, 2019, 09:39:53 AM
How many bodega party invites is that worth?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 29, 2019, 02:05:19 PM
https://twitter.com/adage/status/1167085771674849282
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on August 29, 2019, 02:17:01 PM
https://twitter.com/smithdanielj/status/1167133526086606849

 :delicious
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 29, 2019, 02:48:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/EM7P3YG.png)

 :noah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 29, 2019, 02:59:48 PM
worth
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on August 29, 2019, 09:30:41 PM
Finally my dream of living in a cyberpunk future has come true  :tocry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on August 30, 2019, 03:55:24 PM
Whatever this is, is gonna be amazing.

https://twitter.com/Dior/status/1167406614749446144

This one didn't really grab me until I saw the name. The French  :goty2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 30, 2019, 04:08:59 PM
https://twitter.com/lazerwalker/status/1156274732309913601

more #cyberpunk than #latestagecapitalism but still

Someday AI will be able to make me look like how I feel on the inside;  Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on August 30, 2019, 04:33:08 PM
Whatever this is, is gonna be amazing.

https://twitter.com/Dior/status/1167406614749446144

This one didn't really grab me until I saw the name. The French  :goty2

:yeshrug
Not to reiterate from the shit thread, but it's more :zzz than :maf.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on August 30, 2019, 04:35:50 PM
Also deffo not "#latestagecapitalism". :wag
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on August 30, 2019, 04:41:19 PM
https://youtu.be/cjpvCj0xaQM

 :kermit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on August 30, 2019, 04:45:48 PM
Also deffo not "#latestagecapitalism". :wag

latestagecapitalism was always regular capitalism reheated, with a side of "inclusivity"

also thinking I read the shit thread  :gurl
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on August 30, 2019, 04:59:30 PM
Also deffo not "#latestagecapitalism". :wag

latestagecapitalism was always regular capitalism reheated, with a side of "inclusivity"

also thinking I read the shit thread  :gurl

Not to be stubborn, but the inclusive bit is antithetical to the argument made here against the ad... Is it not ?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on August 30, 2019, 05:01:38 PM
In some of their copy I think they talked about protecting/cherishing/partnering with indigenous cultures which is maybe a bit different from "inclusiveness" but in the same general spirit.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on August 30, 2019, 05:07:32 PM
In some of their copy I think they talked about protecting/cherishing/partnering with indigenous cultures which is maybe a bit different from "inclusiveness" but in the same general spirit.

 :hmm
I would think this sort of angle wasn't exactly uncommon even at the height of colonialism.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 30, 2019, 05:57:53 PM
Whatever this is, is gonna be amazing.

https://twitter.com/Dior/status/1167406614749446144
What was it?

Someone must've gotten triggered because it has been deleted  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2019, 12:24:45 AM
https://twitter.com/people4assange/status/1167431018371923968
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2019, 08:02:41 PM
https://twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1167939435830247425
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 01, 2019, 09:46:20 PM
https://twitter.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1167900642242727936
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on September 02, 2019, 03:07:11 AM
:jeb White Saviors :jeb
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on September 02, 2019, 04:47:12 AM
Vegan Savior.
That's some incredible restraint shown by the Moroccans, I am in awe.
It's a real shame the police wasn't called so she could spend some quality time in jail.
If she had assaulted people like this in her homeland, that's precisely where she would have ended up.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 02, 2019, 09:47:56 AM
It's a real shame the police wasn't called so she could spend some quality time in a Moroccan jail.
If she had assaulted people like this in her homeland, that's precisely where she would have ended up.

British police would have sent her to a Moroccan jail?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on September 02, 2019, 12:26:05 PM
British police would have sent her to a Moroccan jail?

Hahah.

Edited, just for you :)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on September 02, 2019, 06:08:49 PM
https://twitter.com/morphingball/status/1168645829592150017
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 03, 2019, 03:03:24 PM
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1168956888052064256 (https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1168956888052064256)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 04, 2019, 01:25:20 AM
https://twitter.com/joshfoxfilm/status/1169109945113088000
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on September 04, 2019, 12:13:30 PM
https://twitter.com/lastpositivist/status/1169264794546900992 (https://twitter.com/lastpositivist/status/1169264794546900992)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 04, 2019, 12:50:04 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/1168983662370721799
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 05, 2019, 12:12:59 PM
https://twitter.com/dancohen3000/status/1169467089637269505
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on September 05, 2019, 02:23:30 PM
https://twitter.com/TasteThisSass/status/1169427106629148672
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 05, 2019, 02:29:39 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/1168983662370721799
They should design it like Remedy's Control FBC or the Resident Evil Mansion.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 05, 2019, 03:46:20 PM
https://twitter.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/status/1169696315879481344
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on September 05, 2019, 05:32:03 PM
https://twitter.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/status/1169696315879481344

I ordered that 10 months ago, worst restaurant ever
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 06, 2019, 10:23:35 AM
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1169963459481616385 (https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1169963459481616385)

Weed inc. on Wall street certainly won't have any bad side effects  :awesome
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on September 06, 2019, 08:04:01 PM
https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1170055299811696640

Quote
The security industry responded, promoting and selling programs that schools and local law enforcement officers adapt with fake blood, menacing masked “shooters” and simulated gunfire. Last year at Short Pump Middle School in Glen Allen, Va., school officials staged an unannounced active-shooter drill featuring multiple fire alarms, loud noises and unseen people jiggling the handles of classroom doors.

Thinking it was a real attack, students wept and texted goodbyes. Afterward, parents were furious.

law enforcement morons turning school shootings into a grift is the most amerikan shit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on September 06, 2019, 11:55:01 PM
https://twitter.com/Joi/status/770625716

https://twitter.com/RonanFarrow/status/1170170472698437632
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 07, 2019, 04:05:48 PM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1169908818915950592

should go in the late stage feudalism thread  ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 07, 2019, 11:09:51 PM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1169908818915950592

should go in the late stage feudalism thread  ::)

Do they poop on them before or after?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Oblivion on September 08, 2019, 05:04:09 PM
https://twitter.com/kenradio/status/1170100080520704000
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on September 09, 2019, 02:50:15 AM
https://twitter.com/kenradio/status/1170100080520704000
:nope
Quote
Bench is covered with spikes that appear after you pay.
:ohyeah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on September 09, 2019, 03:30:53 AM
:nope
Quote
Bench is covered with spikes that appear after you pay.
:ohyeah

:phil
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 09, 2019, 09:05:33 AM
The bench with spikes was made by an artist [presumably to make a point about capitalism], but I'm honestly surprised we haven't seen this for real already.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on September 09, 2019, 10:45:28 AM
The bench with spikes was made by an artist [presumably to make a point about capitalism], but I'm honestly surprised we haven't seen this for real already.

There hasn't been literally this but for the last decade or so it has become a big undercurrent in urban / public design to make spaces and furnitures (including benches) "homeless-proof". You will quickly find examples by googling "hostile design" or "hostile architecture".

The video is also 11 years old (as an aside).
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 09, 2019, 12:52:38 PM
Yeah, there's some designs out there to mess with homeless people, though as far as I know nothing has tried to monetize it yet.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on September 09, 2019, 02:56:43 PM
I thought I read about water fountains being installed in parked that you had to pay for, possibly in this thread
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 09, 2019, 03:20:58 PM
https://twitter.com/NYTArchives/status/1171137007487246336 (https://twitter.com/NYTArchives/status/1171137007487246336)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on September 09, 2019, 03:31:57 PM
https://twitter.com/Sinatra_Says/status/1171139015657041926

Is that it ? :juche
Isn't it just quotes from the original article ? Can't he be both "one of history greatest revolutionary figures" and a murderous tyrant ? Do the NYT really need to preface every tweet with orange / yellow / nazi / insert your own man bad ? Is Twitter really the best place to have long context notes ?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 09, 2019, 03:56:20 PM
Literally no one who read that tweet went "Wow, I guess this Mao guy was pretty amazing, huh?"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Raist on September 09, 2019, 04:46:03 PM
Welp.

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/boeing-aerospace/former-boeing-official-subpoenaed-in-737-max-probe-wont-turn-over-documents-citing-fifth-amendment-protection/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on September 09, 2019, 05:35:24 PM
a NuClEaR vEnEzUeLa
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 09, 2019, 05:51:12 PM
It looks pretty cool. Has that creepy fucker Doug Stamper too, will probably give it a watch.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on September 09, 2019, 06:25:48 PM
Lol. As it was nearing the end I was thinking to myself "Mr. Caffeine presents Tom Calancey's Ghost Recon: Venezuela"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on September 10, 2019, 02:35:36 AM
Kommounalka
:hhh

As a huge proponent of alternative (and affordable) housing models, it was such a treat to tour the Los Feliz location of @Podshare. It's great to see such innovative solutions to housing in the midst of rising rents and high costs in Los Angeles.
 :wow
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on September 10, 2019, 02:51:23 AM
https://twitter.com/LAController/status/1171121360770199555
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EECoqb2U0AItCu3?format=jpg&name=large)
I see it's called "Camp". At least they aren't trying to hide where they got their inspiration.
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7177/6892464735_f8a8c1d505_b.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 10, 2019, 06:47:19 PM
https://twitter.com/BurnACopCar/status/1171552746216013825
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on September 10, 2019, 08:27:10 PM
https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1171451116858396674
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on September 10, 2019, 08:35:43 PM
https://twitter.com/BurnACopCar/status/1171552746216013825

It's the Urwerk 1001, if anyone's curious. It keeps time up to tracking centuries and millenias. I guess it's an unique proposition and it has some high novelty factor... Though I'm not a fan of the form factor or the design.

Official site :
https://www.urwerk.com/collections/ur-special-projects/ur-1001 (https://www.urwerk.com/collections/ur-special-projects/ur-1001)

It just disappears once on the wrist !
(https://i.imgur.com/am3WvLR.jpg)

More photos here :
http://www.watchanish.com/baselworld-2015-urwerk-ur1001-titan-pocketwrist-watch-spaceship/ (http://www.watchanish.com/baselworld-2015-urwerk-ur1001-titan-pocketwrist-watch-spaceship/)

And it costs almost 400k$ too.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2019, 09:39:47 PM
Wear a massive chunk of metal on your wrist to own the poors.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on September 10, 2019, 10:48:27 PM
It looks like something a GAMER obsessed with Fallout would wear.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on September 11, 2019, 12:57:34 AM
It's the Urwerk 1001, if anyone's curious. It keeps time up to tracking centuries and millenias.
Wear a massive chunk of metal on your wrist to own the poors.
It'll make more sense once the 0.01% will be the only one able to afford the immortality serum.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on September 11, 2019, 12:58:06 AM
Just kidding there is no immortality serum, please disregard my previous post.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on September 11, 2019, 05:42:14 AM
Wear a massive chunk of metal on your wrist to own the poors.

To be fair, that's most watches.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 11, 2019, 08:49:40 AM
Most watches don't weigh ten pounds, though.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on September 11, 2019, 10:01:42 AM
https://twitter.com/SevaUT/status/1171478981230510081 (https://twitter.com/SevaUT/status/1171478981230510081)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 11, 2019, 06:51:31 PM
https://twitter.com/OGBayArea/status/1171874597852966912
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kunai With Chain on September 11, 2019, 08:35:49 PM
https://twitter.com/Pinero_SCN/status/1171818854961618944

Nice, fake /fa/ headphone to go with my fake /fa/ prescription glasses.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on September 12, 2019, 12:09:07 AM
It looks pretty cool. Has that creepy fucker Doug Stamper too, will probably give it a watch.

I still haven't finished the first season. It's pretty much Michael Bay and co trying to create a Jack Bauer for 2019.

https://twitter.com/LAController/status/1171121360770199555
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EECoqb2U0AItCu3?format=jpg&name=large)
I see it's called "Camp". At least they aren't trying to hide where they got their inspiration.
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7177/6892464735_f8a8c1d505_b.jpg)

For more than it costs to rent a room in LA, you can have a bunk in some bougie poor camp!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on September 12, 2019, 01:39:26 AM
https://twitter.com/OGBayArea/status/1171874597852966912

That doesn't belong here. It's not late stage capitalism, it's late stage democracy where nothing is done to combat stupidity.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 12, 2019, 12:27:08 PM
https://twitter.com/OffsetYRN/status/1171698130930323456
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 12, 2019, 01:33:26 PM
https://twitter.com/EricKleefeld/status/1171814145630646272 (https://twitter.com/EricKleefeld/status/1171814145630646272)

 :ussrcry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on September 12, 2019, 02:40:33 PM
"Any profit is stolen wages."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on September 12, 2019, 04:29:22 PM
https://twitter.com/OffsetYRN/status/1171698130930323456

Weeb edition:

https://twitter.com/nickfroboy/status/1171847095260782595
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on September 13, 2019, 02:12:54 AM
https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1170055299811696640

Quote
The security industry responded, promoting and selling programs that schools and local law enforcement officers adapt with fake blood, menacing masked “shooters” and simulated gunfire. Last year at Short Pump Middle School in Glen Allen, Va., school officials staged an unannounced active-shooter drill featuring multiple fire alarms, loud noises and unseen people jiggling the handles of classroom doors.

Thinking it was a real attack, students wept and texted goodbyes. Afterward, parents were furious.

law enforcement morons turning school shootings into a grift is the most amerikan shit

Damn. Short pump middle school is in a pretty bougie suburb of Richmond where the schools are very well-funded.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on September 13, 2019, 09:48:00 PM
https://twitter.com/liamstack/status/1172487708436025344

I don't care what you fascists say this is late stage capitalism to me
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 13, 2019, 10:46:07 PM
https://twitter.com/Raptors/status/1172510243772948480
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on September 14, 2019, 02:16:28 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1172936577061965824
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on September 14, 2019, 02:48:21 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1172936577061965824

Quote
According to The Washington Post, the toilet could have been housed in the White House after the Guggenheim Museum offered it to President Donald Trump and Melania Trump. The couple requested a painting by Vincent Van Gogh, but were told that the painting they wanted, "Landscape With Snow" was "prohibited from travel except for the rarest occasions."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 14, 2019, 08:12:42 PM
https://twitter.com/Terrence_STR/status/1172551449190031360
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 15, 2019, 11:46:58 AM
https://twitter.com/LatinosForYang/status/1173055255556370434 (https://twitter.com/LatinosForYang/status/1173055255556370434)

 :aah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on September 15, 2019, 06:09:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eit4PzABDoI
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 15, 2019, 08:16:35 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hXMaWQA.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 15, 2019, 08:37:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hXMaWQA.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/Xlcdr7V.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2019, 02:24:57 AM
https://twitter.com/lowetze1/status/1173386241246519296
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2019, 01:25:00 PM
https://twitter.com/Aspiration/status/1172602788825591808

might sign up for an account with them tho  :-[
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 16, 2019, 04:33:05 PM
You hate landlords, yet you live in a rented apartment?  :curious
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2019, 05:03:37 PM
https://twitter.com/mercnews/status/1173422414878973952

 :-\
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on September 16, 2019, 05:20:00 PM

 :-\

This is fucking pathetic  :derp :picard
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2019, 05:38:11 PM
al would never have allowed this  :fbm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on September 16, 2019, 05:40:52 PM
at least they didnt target unauthorized darth vader helmets or they'd have to arrest the other half of the crowd
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2019, 06:54:16 PM
they got all the hot dog vendors you see before getting to the parking lot too  :-\
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 17, 2019, 12:10:17 AM
https://twitter.com/QasimRashid/status/1173803746125590529
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 17, 2019, 01:05:36 PM
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1173982485098762240
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 17, 2019, 01:39:02 PM
https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/1174007392482279425
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 17, 2019, 03:43:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8ZY6zFE.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 17, 2019, 03:53:06 PM
https://twitter.com/BGCA_Clubs/status/1172221348384559105

(https://i.imgur.com/GF9phUb.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 17, 2019, 04:31:39 PM
https://twitter.com/neoputa/status/1173822114094297089
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on September 18, 2019, 01:57:57 PM
https://twitter.com/teddyschleifer/status/1174331317464391680
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 18, 2019, 02:14:48 PM
https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1174382034195832837 (https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1174382034195832837)

This guy  8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on September 18, 2019, 02:37:57 PM
How I picture the wife feeling "negative energy"

https://youtu.be/xLQSNB0kbPY

P.S. definitely not the best scene in the movie. Movie is ace though.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 18, 2019, 05:15:22 PM
https://twitter.com/Robillard/status/1174413823396208648
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on September 18, 2019, 09:18:30 PM
https://twitter.com/jesawyer/status/1174414390520532992
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 19, 2019, 01:27:36 PM

https://www.thestar.com//amp/news/gta/2019/09/19/landlord-who-bought-1-per-cent-stake-in-a-house-withdraws-eviction-notice-then-promptly-issues-a-new-one.html
Quote
Devon McKenzie had less than a minute to enjoy life free from the threat of eviction.

She had gone to the Landlord and Tenant Board on Wednesday to fight a personal-use eviction issued by her new landlord, a first-time homebuyer who had taken on the title after purchasing just one per cent of the house where she rents.

The landlord withdrew the application, only to moments later issue a new one — effectively beginning the months-long ordeal over again.

McKenzie was three steps from the hearing room door when the property manager, on behalf of the landlord, handed her the new N12 eviction forms.

“Are you f---ing kidding me,” responded McKenzie. She later told the Star she has no choice but to fight to stay in her home. “It still comes down to I can’t afford to live anywhere else.”

It’s a case she and her lawyer say showcases a potential abuse of legal process — first in using the sliver of ownership to issue a personal-use eviction in a city where a lack of affordable rental units and no limit on what can be charged for empty apartments serve as incentives for landlords to push tenants out; and now, using the option to withdraw the application to avoid a full hearing and a decision that might not be in the landlord’s favour.

A transfer document from the Land Registry Office dated June 18 shows that a couple who own the home transferred a one per cent interest to 20-year-old Jacky Bai Jun Liu, worth $9,000.

Soon after the sale, Liu sent notices informing seven tenants in two units that he would be pursuing his right as a landlord to evict them so he could move in.
Totally legitimate transfer.

Quote
George Chiang and Harriet Ho-Yin Chung who purchased the property for $230,000 in 2001, property records show. The couple are joint owners of 17 homes across the former city of Toronto, property records show.
Of course they do.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on September 19, 2019, 02:39:17 PM
How’s he going to move into two units?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 19, 2019, 05:25:52 PM
https://twitter.com/MilitaryTimes/status/1174102539798818816
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 19, 2019, 06:50:42 PM
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1174812747458121728 (https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1174812747458121728)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: pilonv1 on September 19, 2019, 07:59:43 PM
https://twitter.com/dvanboom/status/1174806970341085184
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on September 20, 2019, 12:00:00 AM
https://twitter.com/Prestige_T/status/1174415349929824256
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 20, 2019, 12:29:16 AM
https://twitter.com/rachsieg/status/1174294273585569793


 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 20, 2019, 12:47:38 AM
https://twitter.com/Lukewearechange/status/1174893004328275969
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 20, 2019, 12:51:28 AM
Oh no, all these normies at mah meme event
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on September 20, 2019, 02:00:12 AM
I almost didn’t want to pick up my OG iPad on day one when I heard about that.  But wanted to play with it and cringed my way out the store to applause.

You secretly felt special. Admit it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: NekoFever on September 20, 2019, 07:14:00 AM
https://twitter.com/Prestige_T/status/1174415349929824256

I'd charge more to the left phone on principle for using that font.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on September 20, 2019, 08:03:14 AM
Wtf is bolt? Does the world really need a 3rd structurally unprofitable taxi company?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on September 20, 2019, 08:08:39 AM
Wtf is bolt? Does the world really need a 3rd structurally unprofitable taxi company?
For when the first two go under.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 20, 2019, 10:12:17 AM
https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/1175010698486829056

 :juche
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 20, 2019, 10:43:04 AM
https://twitter.com/Salty_Peter/status/1175002951049338880
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on September 21, 2019, 10:41:24 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EE9dkYoXkAEVGuc.jpg:large)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 21, 2019, 11:58:07 AM
https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1175248413346213888
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 21, 2019, 11:02:21 PM
https://twitter.com/ericabuddington/status/1175555255700004864
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 22, 2019, 09:27:08 AM
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1175383537220018177
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 22, 2019, 09:46:39 AM
https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1128344612186279937
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 22, 2019, 10:16:06 AM
Greta Thunberg is my spirit animal
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 22, 2019, 10:24:04 AM
breh, she might be a good kid and has her heart in the right place, but this is all some neoliberal bullshit.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 22, 2019, 10:44:11 AM
Who will win

Swedish autisty with a boat
(https://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_fs/1.3992103.1566335400!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_620_330/image.jpg)

Naughty boi
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/YTXGNnbSxDmjnspx8G/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 22, 2019, 11:07:59 AM
https://twitter.com/guardianscience/status/1175366570207412224
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on September 22, 2019, 01:06:09 PM
https://twitter.com/ScottMAustin/status/1175818192939151360
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on September 22, 2019, 02:22:26 PM
https://twitter.com/ScottMAustin/status/1175818192939151360

Gizmondo has a recap and honestly the eccentricities are rather tame, either jokes or classic billionaire delusions. The most offensive thing is instituting that 20% of the workforce should be fired yearly.

Edit :
https://gizmodo.com/high-on-his-own-supply-wework-ceo-reportedly-wants-to-1838230138 (https://gizmodo.com/high-on-his-own-supply-wework-ceo-reportedly-wants-to-1838230138)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 22, 2019, 04:35:06 PM
https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1175855584018673665 (https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1175855584018673665)

I don't know anymore
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on September 22, 2019, 05:54:33 PM
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1175877504164401152

I think the article is pretty spot on. Barely anyone comment on watches, even at work. It happens (including from my boss and I actually might have more expensive watches than him) but it never had an explicit "real" impact but there's definitely identifiable patterns in the brands I see on my coworkers wrists. Lack of commentary is not lack of making an impression (like the rest of your wardrobe) though it won't get in any sort of those intricacies unless with another watch amateur. Obviously I don't navigate in the same professional avenues than those of the articles, where dressing code is more of a thing, but the general remarks sound accurate to me.

It's kind of a silly contrarian pavlovian opinion, but I would look down a bit on any salesman with a Rolex in a professional setting unless it's really an understated / appropriate model. Victim of its own success (no slight at the build quality and finesse of the pieces themselves) but it screams mediocrity and lack of imagination.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 23, 2019, 10:27:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/27V13kc.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/j0tO89S.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on September 23, 2019, 12:06:57 PM
https://twitter.com/ScottMAustin/status/1175818192939151360

Gizmondo has a recap and honestly the eccentricities are rather tame, either jokes or classic billionaire delusions. The most offensive thing is instituting that 20% of the workforce should be fired yearly.

Edit :
https://gizmodo.com/high-on-his-own-supply-wework-ceo-reportedly-wants-to-1838230138 (https://gizmodo.com/high-on-his-own-supply-wework-ceo-reportedly-wants-to-1838230138)

SoftBank is trying to dump them because the street realized this company is trash,  and they are hoping putting someone more conventional in front of it will save their investment... sort of like when Uber dumped their founder (note Uber is also worth effectively $0 in the long term imo)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2019, 06:21:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/4s7y9Ji.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 24, 2019, 07:20:53 PM
To be fair, would you spend $90 on bulk toilet paper you’d never felt?  :brain
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 24, 2019, 07:36:31 PM
"Honey, come here. Wipe your ass with this. Right? We'll take two."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2019, 07:55:48 PM
either she wipes your ass as the free sample  :aah or you eat roll as the sample  :delicious or both  :ryker
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2019, 08:49:40 PM
https://twitter.com/traemurray/status/1174470262030364672
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 24, 2019, 08:54:35 PM
Good riddance
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 24, 2019, 09:12:05 PM
That kid's name? Measles.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 25, 2019, 12:07:08 AM
https://twitter.com/ShaneSheehy/status/1176707495169089537

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 25, 2019, 11:29:25 AM
https://twitter.com/portlandmercury/status/1176875355107295232
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 25, 2019, 12:12:10 PM
https://business.financialpost.com/personal-finance/high-net-worth/ncomes-of-canadas-1-grew-faster-than-everyone-elses-in-2017-and-their-taxes-went-down

Quote
Statistics Canada says in 2017 the average total income of all tax filers rose 2.5 per cent compared to the previous year, while those in the top one per cent saw average income growth of 8.5 per cent.
 

The report says the top 0.1 per cent took home 17.2 per cent more income, and people in the top 0.01 per cent, who made at least $2.7 million, saw their incomes rise 27.2 per cent

Note: Inflation is about 2%, and the rate significantly underestimates shelter costs (especially in Toronto and Vancouver).

edit:

Seems more like an anomaly. https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/daily-quotidien/190924/cg-b001-eng.htm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 25, 2019, 07:02:47 PM
https://twitter.com/NintenDaan/status/1176993857579470848 (https://twitter.com/NintenDaan/status/1176993857579470848)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on September 25, 2019, 11:24:08 PM
https://twitter.com/mishxx88/status/1172336825039409152

Dude paid to promote this tweet.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on September 25, 2019, 11:37:25 PM
https://twitter.com/NintenDaan/status/1176993857579470848 (https://twitter.com/NintenDaan/status/1176993857579470848)

 :doge

Why are people so bent out of shape that a mobile game is priced exactly the same way as all of the other popular free to play games are priced.

Clash Royale, clash of clans, Marvel puzzle quest, etc all have the same monthly $5-10 purchase thing going on.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 25, 2019, 11:40:58 PM
Mario Kart Tour should be a clicker game. Nintendo is falling behind in the most important genre. Sad to see.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 26, 2019, 10:54:23 AM
https://twitter.com/cynthiamckinney/status/1177229551249719297
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on September 26, 2019, 01:35:06 PM
Quote
Bitcoin is about freedom and it is in no-way dangerous to society

Until it loses its value and people are broke.

Only down -8.07% today so far.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on September 26, 2019, 01:46:21 PM
If only the dollar had such great buying opportunities.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 26, 2019, 04:28:35 PM
https://twitter.com/ltotheucy/status/1176617049176596481
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on September 26, 2019, 04:32:16 PM
I gotta remember to keep my flesh light on the kitchen table just in case.
Stay safe y’all.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 26, 2019, 04:49:12 PM
you can also use double sided black dildos to unclog throats  :-[
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on September 26, 2019, 07:22:57 PM
No those are to induce vomitting
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 27, 2019, 01:03:12 PM
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1171131177622786048
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on September 27, 2019, 01:21:56 PM
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1171131177622786048

An ad agency, for money.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 27, 2019, 01:35:46 PM
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1171131177622786048

I liked them better when they were about resurrected dead on planet Jupiter.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: hampster on September 27, 2019, 10:52:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VYkt3IO.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on September 28, 2019, 02:14:33 AM
 :tocry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Akala on September 28, 2019, 03:29:42 AM
always endgame
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bek1y2uiQGA
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 28, 2019, 03:59:28 AM
https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1177767879229497349
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on September 28, 2019, 08:25:53 AM
https://twitter.com/traemurray/status/1174470262030364672

"Okay sweetie just keep crying and hold it a little higher so mommy can take a picture."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on September 28, 2019, 12:00:46 PM
https://twitter.com/BENJEYD/status/1176919319307005957

 :doge

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on September 28, 2019, 01:14:40 PM
https://twitter.com/BENJEYD/status/1176919319307005957

 :doge

I assumed benji was already eating dog and cat food because benji is a famous dog and also he has a cat avatar
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 28, 2019, 08:47:24 PM
https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1177767879229497349
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on September 29, 2019, 12:45:47 AM
https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1177767879229497349
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on September 29, 2019, 01:08:19 AM
https://twitter.com/traemurray/status/1174470262030364672

"Okay sweetie just keep crying and hold it a little higher so mommy can take a picture."

That kid is fake crying.

I don’t see no tears.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 29, 2019, 02:44:51 AM
https://twitter.com/kristinlawless/status/1177302915104460800
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 29, 2019, 04:50:41 AM
https://twitter.com/NathanJRobinson/status/1178005656865034240
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 29, 2019, 06:38:21 AM
Honestly, I don't get the 'obsession' with unions solving workers rights issues.

Unions haven't accomplished much in decades.
The left is reheating ideas and doing it poorly.

Unions have given away all their leverage, demands and influence and negotiated the worst possible deals.
At this point they're nearly extinct and people think something as ineffective as a union is going to help them?
They haven't done shit.

"We needs Unions"  :derp
(https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/1280x868/https%3A%2F%2Fblogs-images.forbes.com%2Ftimworstall%2Ffiles%2F2016%2F10%2Fwagescompensation-1200x1093.png)

LMAO

Also Nathan is poorly defending the values of Kickstarter workers. He has a campaign on there, llke a Call of Duty boycotter.
His shitty blog probably can't make ends meet without Kickstarter.

Maybe not give up all your brand recognition, virtue signaling and 'values' to some platform with nice colors and stock images.
I'm sure that in the plan of hauling in loads of cash Kickstarter didn't think about it's own bottom line you dumbfuck.  :neogaf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on September 29, 2019, 07:57:49 AM
There is, of course, only one kind of union. The ineffectual kind. Therefore, unions are bad.

Sterling analysis.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 29, 2019, 10:59:26 AM
https://twitter.com/DanielDumbrill/status/1178233256447078401

 :stahp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on September 29, 2019, 12:09:27 PM
Land acquisition is a lot simpler over there. :hitler
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on September 29, 2019, 04:40:50 PM
not really late stage but yolo
https://twitter.com/nmgrm/status/1178399231478046720 (https://twitter.com/nmgrm/status/1178399231478046720)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 29, 2019, 07:45:16 PM
There is, of course, only one kind of union. The ineffectual kind. Therefore, unions are bad.

Sterling analysis.

It can't possibly have anything to do with decades of anti-union legislation and PR sponsored by megacorporations...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 30, 2019, 02:04:20 AM
Relax, guys. Comrade Nintex is just reminding us that unions can't be a revolutionary tool in the struggle for socialism (https://www.marxists.org/archive/luxemburg/1900/reform-revolution/ch03.htm).

Quote
Bernstein rejects the “theory of collapse” as an historic road toward socialism. Now what is the way to a socialist society that is proposed by his “theory of adaptation to capitalism”? Bernstein answers this question only by allusion. Konrad Schmidt, however, attempts to deal with this detail in the manner of Bernstein. According to him, “the trade union struggle for hours and wages and the political struggle for reforms will lead to a progressively more extensive control over the conditions of production,” and “as the rights of the capitalist proprietor will be diminished through legislation, he will be reduced in time to the role of a simple administrator.” “The capitalist will see his property lose more and more value to himself” till finally “the direction and administration of exploitation will be taken from him entirely” and “collective exploitation” instituted.

Therefore trade unions, social reforms and, adds Bernstein, the political democratisation of the State are the means of the progressive realisation of socialism.

But the fact is that the principal function of trade unions (and this was best explained by Bernstein himself in Neue Zeit in 1891) consists in providing the workers with a means of realising the capitalist law of wages, that is to say, the sale of their labour power at current market prices. Trade unions enable the proletariat to utilise at each instant, the conjuncture of the market. But these conjunctures – (1) the labour demand determined by the state of production, (2) the labour supply created by the proletarianisation of the middle strata of society and the natural reproduction of the working classes, and (3) the momentary degree of productivity of labour – these remain outside of the sphere of influence of the trade unions. Trade unions cannot suppress the law of wages. Under the most favourable circumstances, the best they can do is to impose on capitalist exploitation the “normal” limit of the moment. They have not, however, the power to suppress exploitation itself, not even gradually.

Schmidt, it is true, sees the present trade union movement in a “feeble initial stage.” He hopes that “in the future” the “trade union movement will exercise a progressively increased influence over the regulation of production.” But by the regulation of production we can only understand two things: intervention in the technical domain of the process of production and fixing the scale of production itself. What is the nature of the influence exercised by trade unions in these two departments? It is clear that in the technique of production, the interest of the capitalist agrees, up to a certain point, with the progress and development of capitalist economy. It is his own interest that pushes him to make technical improvements. But the isolated worker finds himself in a decidedly different position. Each technical transformation contradicts his interests. It aggravates his helpless situation by depreciating the value of his labour power and rendering his work more intense, more monotonous and more difficult.

Insofar as trade unions can intervene in the technical department of production, they can only oppose technical innovation. But here they do not act in the interest of the entire working class and its emancipation, which accords rather with technical progress and, therefore, with the interest of the isolated capitalist. They act here in a reactionary direction. And in fact, we find efforts on the part of workers to intervene in the technical part of production not in the future, where Schmidt looks for it, but in the past of the trade union movement. Such efforts characterised the old phase of English trade unionism (up to 1860), when the British organisations were still tied to medieval “corporative” vestiges and found inspiration in the outworn principle of “a fair day’s wage for a fair day’s labour,” as expressed by Webb in his History of Trade Unionism.

On the other hand, the effort of the labour unions to fix the scale of production and the prices of commodities is a recent phenomenon. Only recently have we witnessed such attempts – and again in England. In their nature and tendencies, these efforts resemble those dealt with above. What does the active participation of trade unions in fixing the scale and cost of production amount to? It amounts to a cartel of the workers and entrepreneurs in a common stand against the consumer and especially rival entrepreneurs. In no way is the effect of this any different from that of ordinary employers’ associations. Basically we no longer have here a struggle between Labour and Capital, but the solidarity of Capital and Labour against the total consumers. Considered for its social worth, it is seen to be a reactionary move that cannot be a stage in the struggle for the emancipation of the proletariat, because it connotes the very opposite of the class struggle. Considered from the angle of practical application, it is found to be a utopia which, as shown by a rapid examination, cannot be extended to the large branches of industry producing for the world market.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 30, 2019, 09:49:28 AM
https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/1178654457778839552
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 30, 2019, 10:05:27 AM
https://twitter.com/rnormand/status/1178443582279012353

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 30, 2019, 02:40:50 PM
Ah well, just stick to your unions until they've negotiated away the Christmas holidays  :mynicca

Anyone wants to join my union?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 30, 2019, 03:18:03 PM
Unions are a relic of the past. It's like dropping more Napalm on Vietnam in 2019 to scare away Chinese communists.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 30, 2019, 03:25:15 PM
Agreed, genosse. As capitalism continues to lurch into crisis, the capitalists become more resolute in retaining their diminishing profits, business conspires with the state to weaken the unions, the unionized companies become less competitive, and the proletarianization of the middle classes, which had been temporarily halted by union forces, resumes unabated.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on September 30, 2019, 03:28:30 PM
Why do you think stagnating wages and declining unions coincide?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 30, 2019, 03:29:44 PM
I too, look at 200 years of labor union successes and failures and then choose the last 30 to make definitive, absolute statements on their utility.
You can look at 200 years of successes of traveling by carriage but these days I'd rather use a car to get around.  :idont
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on September 30, 2019, 03:30:19 PM
Why do you think stagnating wages and declining unions coincide?
lazy workers, fortunately there's a solution:
https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/1178429549689921536 (https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/1178429549689921536)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 30, 2019, 03:30:29 PM
you're fucking stupid
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on September 30, 2019, 03:31:33 PM
well i posted at a bad time
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on September 30, 2019, 03:40:03 PM
can't say I'm an expert on unions, but I feel when they get bloated and bureaucratic and more concerned with propagating themselves than doing what their task is (worker collective representation) they become more a hassle
aside from that though, it is weird to rag on unions as a whole since fundamentally it just represents workers negotiating as a whole in order to better hold a position rather than as singular units which are easily disposed of, seems like someone has drank a bit too much walmart union-harassment koolaid
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on September 30, 2019, 03:41:11 PM
I too, look at 200 years of labor union successes and failures and then choose the last 30 to make definitive, absolute statements on their utility.
You can look at 200 years of successes of traveling by carriage but these days I'd rather use a car to get around.  :idont

pray tell, if unions are carriages then what does the car represent?

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on September 30, 2019, 03:42:20 PM
You can look at 200 years of successes of traveling by carriage but these days I'd rather use a car to get around.  :idont
You just can't help yourself including your flawed premise, huh? :larry

Why are currently unionized workers not abandoning their unions? Are they just stupid?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 30, 2019, 03:43:54 PM
pray tell, if unions are carriages then what does the car represent?
:juche
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on September 30, 2019, 03:45:04 PM
Had an interesting conversation with my Republican dad about unions.

He’s managing parts of a multi-billion dollar construction project, and says to me the other day that he prefers to work with Union shops which surprised me.

And he’s like “well, the unions actually get their shit done on time because they have quality control in place to make sure that their workers are properly trained and certified and the non-union shops sometimes just send some asshole that doesn’t know what he’s doing”.

I laughed at that because in any other context he’d tel you unions are awful.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 30, 2019, 03:50:37 PM
Why do you think stagnating wages and declining unions coincide?
lazy workers, fortunately there's a solution:
https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/1178429549689921536 (https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/1178429549689921536)
Just told my staff over the group chat they're getting new gadgets  8)

Kidding aside, the unions can't beat the autisty tech nerds of Silicon Valley.

I too, look at 200 years of labor union successes and failures and then choose the last 30 to make definitive, absolute statements on their utility.
You can look at 200 years of successes of traveling by carriage but these days I'd rather use a car to get around.  :idont
pray tell, if unions are carriages then what does the car represent?
An example in my field of work would be "TheFutur" a platform where creatives learn how to do business, ask more money for design and negotiate better.
The key is a better educated workforce that understands how business works and can take care of themselves better and I'm in favor of UBI or the Freedom Dividend(TM) to vastly simplify the system of benefits and subsidies.

These two examples are from some highly talented people. Not the same dumb dumbs banding together. Take videogame journo's for example.
Would it make any difference if Imran Khan and Patrick Klepek negotiated their wages together instead of alone? lmao.

The idea of a union is based on the fact that human labour can be used as a bargaining chip in a negotiation and that's simply not the case anymore.
Because in a globalized world there's always some scrub willing to do it for way less.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on September 30, 2019, 04:01:22 PM
holy shit a reasonable post  :o
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on September 30, 2019, 04:03:36 PM
I guess if I had taken an entrepreneurship class Kroger wouldn't have paid me $9.20/hr last year as a cashier
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on September 30, 2019, 04:10:22 PM
I guess if I had taken an entrepreneurship class Kroger wouldn't have paid me $9.20/hr last year as a cashier
Even if you had, your boss would have teleported someone across the border to do your job.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on September 30, 2019, 04:16:13 PM

An example in my field of work would be "TheFutur" a platform where creatives learn how to do business, ask more money for design and negotiate better.
The key is a better educated workforce that understands how business works and can take care of themselves better and I'm in favor of UBI or the Freedom Dividend(TM) to vastly simplify the system of benefits and subsidies.

These two examples are from some highly talented people. Not the same dumb dumbs banding together. Take videogame journo's for example.
Would it make any difference if Imran Khan and Patrick Klepek negotiated their wages together instead of alone? lmao.

The idea of a union is based on the fact that human labour can be used as a bargaining chip in a negotiation and that's simply not the case anymore.
Because in a globalized world there's always some scrub willing to do it for way less.


Interesting point you're putting across. Tired of playing braindead?
Yeah, when AOC was trying to rep her border policies by claiming big business didn't like immigration I was like bullshit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on September 30, 2019, 04:32:23 PM
Or workers/jobs as fungible as some like to pretend.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 30, 2019, 06:02:53 PM
Unions are old and lame, sweeping away the bourgeoisie in a violent socialist revolution is the new hotness! :jeb :juche
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 30, 2019, 07:20:14 PM
https://twitter.com/UtzSnacks/status/1178686275894874112

utz snacks > yum! brands

 :jawalrus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 30, 2019, 11:31:58 PM
 :mouf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 01, 2019, 01:27:46 AM
https://twitter.com/MarketWatch/status/1178369905244229633
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on October 01, 2019, 01:54:28 AM
wtf is a 529 plan and how do you spend $2k a month on food
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on October 01, 2019, 02:00:04 AM
Three weeks vacation a year lol.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on October 01, 2019, 02:06:16 AM
Or workers/jobs as fungible as some like to pretend.
idk man, just speaking anecdotally based on my own experience/observations large businesses tend to set up KPIs around cost cutting for back office functions so they don't really shed a tear axing an employee/teams/departments if they can get scrubs for cheap even if they are in another country and not especially competent. it's extremely shortsighted but ultimately these businesses will say they exist to maximise shareholder returns and value
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: pilonv1 on October 01, 2019, 06:11:42 AM
Three weeks vacation a year lol.

plus weekend getaways and social functions
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on October 01, 2019, 06:21:33 AM
It's easier to ship jobs overseas than it ever was, for sure, but I see a lot of companies ("medium" sized ones, not multinationals) completely bungle the process, and sometimes it means it's so incompetent the shipping is delayed year after year.

And threatening to give jobs to someone else if you complain is as old as employment.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 01, 2019, 08:38:51 AM
From what I have seen, being in senior leadership in a company is no real guarantee that you are s good leader, businessman, or especially smart.

As a result things that are penny smart but pound foolish are easy sells because they see how the bottom linen will change without taking into account any complications.

Saw this at a company I worked at a few years ago. They were doing an agile transformation in IT and the consultant told them they would do double the work after laying off 40% of the IT department. A smart person sees that and says “no fucking way that is true” unless you think half of IT is literally doing nothing valuable.

We of course did it, and are now still trying to recover as IT is actually bigger than it was prior to the layoffs but also less experienced.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on October 01, 2019, 08:58:50 AM
I think the naked truth of it is that the "wage cost" is a line in the accounting sheet while "craftsmanship", "experience" and other invisible factors in productivity are not. Multinationals are better at it because they can probably stomach the transition pain cost and they have more people over there overseeing the operations
With medium companies it's always, as far as I've seen, a total Mickey Mouse operation of sending some guy over, sometimes not even in a permanent capacity, generally without experience in that sort of things.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 01, 2019, 09:06:25 AM
https://twitter.com/MarketWatch/status/1178369905244229633

I feel like this exact same income breakdown comes out from somewhere about once a year.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on October 01, 2019, 09:25:20 AM
"1.8M home vs. 1.6 median home price"  ::)

Sorry, but if you still have money left over after all these extravagant expenses you aren't struggling.  Highlander instead of Range Rover GTFO.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on October 01, 2019, 09:43:30 AM
Cost of living in different countries and all that but :lol
Isn't that top 2% in the US ?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 01, 2019, 09:45:32 AM
You just don't understand the struggles of the petty bourgeoisie, forced to sell their Range Rover and buy a Toyota Highlander to make ends meet.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 01, 2019, 09:58:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zgAVjphd_U
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 01, 2019, 10:01:23 AM
It's understandable but calling it struggling or expecting sympathy is ridiculous.

It's understandable because once you get a little bit of money there are a ton of social pressures to spend money;  if you really are struggling with that kind of income you need to stop succumbing to those social pressures. 

"I'm just as poor as the rest of you after I spend all my money!"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on October 01, 2019, 10:18:19 AM
"Cash in hand" is a bit deceptive considering you've already factored in half a dozen insurance, savings schemes + leisure and vacation expenses.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 01, 2019, 10:29:57 AM
It really sucks to be poor because you are saving 30 grand a year and have to buy a $2 million house.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on October 01, 2019, 11:59:24 AM
It's understandable because once you get a little bit of money there are a ton of social pressures to spend money;  if you really are struggling with that kind of income you need to stop succumbing to those social pressures.
Yup. My eyes glazed over after I read 24k preschool. Is there a pithy catch-all like there is for people on foodstamps? What's the "new iPhone every year" of this stratum of society?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 01, 2019, 12:47:51 PM
3 weekly vacations a year and $500/month in Entertainment
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 01, 2019, 03:27:43 PM
It's understandable but calling it struggling or expecting sympathy is ridiculous.

It's understandable because once you get a little bit of money there are a ton of social pressures to spend money;  if you really are struggling with that kind of income you need to stop succumbing to those social pressures.

It's part of the intent, to frame the high earnings as not high enough to redirect any displeasure.
Then if you prod at the budget it just unravels because of all the various questions that pop up. Why a $2 million dollar house? That charity isn't intended as a legitimate budget piece but as a way to simultaneously burn through dollars on sheet and indicate the benevolence of the rich. The article's intent is for you to pity them after all, and so on.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 01, 2019, 06:00:22 PM
3 weekly vacations a year and $500/month in Entertainment

The $300 a month for charity really brings it all together, I think.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 02, 2019, 12:21:39 AM
https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/1179067859118501895
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 02, 2019, 12:55:25 AM
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1179256852711915530
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 02, 2019, 12:58:51 AM
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1179208625665040386
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on October 02, 2019, 02:08:50 AM
It really sucks to be poor because you are saving 30 grand a year and have to buy a $2 million house.

A $2 million dollar house in Los Angeles is sadly less impressive than what one might imagine.

Example:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3611-Grand-View-Blvd-Los-Angeles-CA-90066/20457587_zpid/

I mean that's a nice house, but if you put it in almost any other state it doesn't cost that much.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 02, 2019, 08:21:07 AM
I understand that some places are expensive, but when you are in an upper income bracket, living in a super expensive place is a choice.

But either way, I wouldn’t call that family struggling in any way. They take 3 vacations a year and max out their retirement savings.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on October 02, 2019, 09:31:35 PM
More fuck capitalism:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVZ7CEzDjwM
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on October 02, 2019, 09:37:04 PM
We export this shit, too. I was reading about The Biden Plan (https://thegrayzone.com/2019/07/28/biden-privatization-plan-colombia-honduras-migration/) aka Alliance for Prosperity, which was how we dumped billions of dollars into Honduras's police state after their coup for the purpose of cracking down on narco crimes, and we helped them build a giant ass American supermax prison where they could throw political prisoners in.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 02, 2019, 11:55:08 PM
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1179575550567956480
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 03, 2019, 12:30:28 AM
https://twitter.com/miafrda/status/1179102468548022272
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on October 03, 2019, 01:07:48 AM
The closest thing I've done to taking a vacation as an adult is visiting my parents 2 states away. And I haven't even been able to do that every year. I guess that's my penance for all this student loan debt or something.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on October 03, 2019, 01:15:17 AM
Wait, you actually pay your student loan debt? :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 03, 2019, 01:18:02 AM
haven't paid my car loan in two and half years   :pimp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 03, 2019, 02:51:57 AM
https://twitter.com/MiddleEastEye/status/1179072320817844224
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 03, 2019, 01:25:59 PM
https://twitter.com/swilkinsonbc/status/1179773704701726727
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 03, 2019, 01:57:31 PM
I wish capitalists would stop requesting sample pieces before letting me buy tons of paint

https://twitter.com/bookavid/status/1178721182377545729
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 03, 2019, 02:30:42 PM
https://twitter.com/t_monnn/status/1177075119501561856
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 03, 2019, 03:16:57 PM
https://twitter.com/caitoz/status/1179585469144653824
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 03, 2019, 03:25:49 PM
This is just what Hitler was saying, with different words! Mostly English ones instead of German ones, but a few of them sound similar because of the English language Germanic roots!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 03, 2019, 10:50:35 PM
https://twitter.com/ibrahimpols/status/1179796329628876800
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on October 03, 2019, 10:56:21 PM
For a bunch of property owners they sure seem to be happy to give Bernie free rent in their head :heh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on October 04, 2019, 01:29:03 AM
Wait, you actually pay your student loan debt? :lol

Yes :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 04, 2019, 02:10:12 AM
https://twitter.com/verge/status/1179808512706256899
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on October 04, 2019, 02:14:29 AM
https://twitter.com/verge/status/1179808512706256899

Can’t wait for Bert and Ernie to get it on with Big Bird watching :rash
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on October 04, 2019, 09:23:35 AM
Sesame Street won't have new episodes on PBS? That's fucked up.

Fuck all the poor kids, eh? Not Amir0x style.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on October 04, 2019, 09:59:51 AM
Sesame Street won't have new episodes on PBS? That's fucked up.

Fuck all the poor kids, eh? Not Amir0x style.
Quote
Episodes will air for free on PBS “at some point” after the episodes debut on HBO Max, Vulture reports
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on October 04, 2019, 10:15:18 AM
Ah OK. Not that little kids really have any clue if a show is brand new or not.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2019, 10:18:09 AM
Ah OK. Not that little kids really have any clue if a show is brand new or not.

Unless they're using landline phones or something.  :neo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 04, 2019, 11:57:47 AM
Ah OK. Not that little kids really have any clue if a show is brand new or not.

Unless they're using landline phones or something.  :neo

"Hey kids, we got a special treat. Your old pal Bill Cosby is stopping by for a visit!"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on October 04, 2019, 02:38:56 PM
PBS was left with only one episode, the one where Mr. Hooper dies, that they just air on repeat over and over.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 04, 2019, 06:39:57 PM
https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1180223952817442816
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 04, 2019, 06:42:53 PM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1180197946429788162
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on October 04, 2019, 06:49:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99UaJy7wb5k

tl;dw
It's a tax dodge.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Trent Dole on October 05, 2019, 11:47:40 AM
https://twitter.com/TheGlenlivet/status/1179447297807147009
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 05, 2019, 12:54:06 PM
"Here's a solution to a problem that doesn't exist!"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 05, 2019, 01:05:19 PM
Whiskey tide pods.

I'm sure eating plastic is good for your health.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 05, 2019, 01:08:55 PM
we drink poison for fun, breh  ;)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 05, 2019, 01:37:39 PM
https://twitter.com/SBANYPD/status/1180513877412450304
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 05, 2019, 01:47:16 PM
Police unions are consistently garbage.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2019, 01:57:54 PM
WTF? Is that an actual union's twitter?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 05, 2019, 02:16:46 PM
WTF? Is that an actual union's twitter?

Not the Police union, apparently, this one only represents Police Sergeants.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 05, 2019, 02:23:32 PM
They don't care about the homeless, they just wanna troll the mayor.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 05, 2019, 02:23:53 PM
obummer phones  ;)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on October 05, 2019, 02:41:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99UaJy7wb5k

tl;dw
It's a tax dodge.
The Cruise ship industry is also total shit. Most are chartered in countries with terrible labor protections and wages, allowing them to bypass sensible wage and employee protections.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 05, 2019, 03:05:58 PM
https://twitter.com/RashaAlAqeedi/status/1180538180929572865 (https://twitter.com/RashaAlAqeedi/status/1180538180929572865)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 05, 2019, 03:10:17 PM
@realsadaam  :whew
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 05, 2019, 03:20:20 PM
https://www.gq.com/story/no-irs-audits-for-the-rich
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on October 05, 2019, 03:32:25 PM
https://www.gq.com/story/no-irs-audits-for-the-rich
Guillotines, then?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 05, 2019, 07:02:52 PM
https://twitter.com/DavidBCollum/status/1180617528806170624
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 05, 2019, 10:09:48 PM
https://twitter.com/blinkist/status/1122901449997004800
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on October 05, 2019, 10:12:48 PM
https://twitter.com/blinkist/status/1122901449997004800

I think Blinkist works for careerist tripe you see in the business or self-help section in bookstores. I don't know if works well for fiction or works that make you make think and wrestle deeply with ideas. Reading is not only about consuming, but digesting and chewing on ideas the author presents. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 05, 2019, 10:14:44 PM
is it not what Cliffnotes did?
valuable niche though, somethings need a good TL;DR, though anything involving reading for the sake of the prose itself would be wasted
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 05, 2019, 10:18:34 PM
is it not what Cliffnotes did?
valuable niche though, somethings need a good TL;DR, though anything involving reading for the sake of the prose itself would be wasted

There's this weird myth in tech that their innovated 'distribution' is just some weird spin on a product or idea that already works. Which is why every year or so, somebody will try to convince you that their private shuttle/bus with an app is suddenly a new idea and is revolutionary. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 05, 2019, 10:46:44 PM
I'm sure this service will be quite popular with high school students that need to pass English class but don't want to read The Scarlet Letter [and don't realize that Cliffnotes exists].
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on October 06, 2019, 10:01:28 AM
is it not what Cliffnotes did?
valuable niche though, somethings need a good TL;DR, though anything involving reading for the sake of the prose itself would be wasted
This is audio form. And most of their content is non-fiction for now.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on October 06, 2019, 10:23:47 AM
So Blinkist wants to be Cinco food tube for information?

https://youtu.be/R-o7YG3x0DI
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 06, 2019, 12:49:42 PM
https://twitter.com/DavidBCollum/status/1180617528806170624
Don't worry Ivanka Trump has been granted trademarks to produce voting machines in China so the election is safe from Joe Biden, his crackhead son and their oligarch buddies.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 06, 2019, 01:08:10 PM
is it not what Cliffnotes did?
valuable niche though, somethings need a good TL;DR, though anything involving reading for the sake of the prose itself would be wasted
This is audio form. And most of their content is non-fiction for now.

It’s still crazy to me that people think there is a huge demand for this.

It’s basically audio only Ted talks... but you pay for them? Why not just buy the self help and never read it like most people do?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 06, 2019, 01:12:01 PM
is it not what Cliffnotes did?
valuable niche though, somethings need a good TL;DR, though anything involving reading for the sake of the prose itself would be wasted
This is audio form. And most of their content is non-fiction for now.

It’s still crazy to me that people think there is a huge demand for this.

It’s basically audio only Ted talks... but you pay for them? Why not just buy the self help and never read it like most people do?

Some people have long commutes and can listen to hours long podcasts/audio books. There's a market created by urban and suburban sprawl and rush hour traffic that seems to extend past what rush hour should be.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 06, 2019, 01:33:44 PM
Quote
The Chernobyl nuclear power plant has seen a huge increase in visitor numbers in recent years as part of a growing global interest in dark tourism.
And now, intrepid travelers be able to get inside the control room where the world's worst nuclear accident unfolded, Chernobyl tour companies confirmed to CNN.

Those who venture inside the highly radioactive area at the infamous Reactor 4 will be provided with white protective suits, helmets and masks for the brief visits. After leaving, they will be subject to two radiology tests to measure exposure.
:doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 06, 2019, 05:39:06 PM
is it not what Cliffnotes did?
valuable niche though, somethings need a good TL;DR, though anything involving reading for the sake of the prose itself would be wasted
This is audio form. And most of their content is non-fiction for now.

It’s still crazy to me that people think there is a huge demand for this.

It’s basically audio only Ted talks... but you pay for them? Why not just buy the self help and never read it like most people do?

Some people have long commutes and can listen to hours long podcasts/audio books. There's a market created by urban and suburban sprawl and rush hour traffic that seems to extend past what rush hour should be.

This would seem to be a market already realy well served by audio books and podcasts.

I think you (or I) might be misunderstanding what this is. From what I gathered they are taking like 200 page self help/Business books, and summarizing into 15 minutes and selling that.

It’s not unabridged audiobooks, but more like abridged like a motherfucker audio books.

Edit: I listen to about 40 hours of audio books a month, and have no idea why I would want 15 minute versions of them. They are either worth listening to or aren’t.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 06, 2019, 11:30:21 PM
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1180887551256731648
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 06, 2019, 11:33:12 PM
Can we eat the rich yet?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2019, 11:22:25 AM
https://twitter.com/HasBezosDecided/status/1181016096234774528
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2019, 05:25:03 PM
https://twitter.com/sbagen/status/1181200627440816128
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2019, 08:20:20 PM
https://twitter.com/mrmedina/status/1181348462639452160
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 07, 2019, 10:08:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/296GoxU.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 07, 2019, 10:14:31 PM
non-gmo child slaves  :rejoice

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 02:45:20 AM
https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/867511965811441668
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 01:15:25 PM
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1181559223806656512
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 08, 2019, 01:47:27 PM
Trust rich people, brehs.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 04:09:54 PM
https://twitter.com/XXL/status/1181616087533789184

 :heh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on October 08, 2019, 04:24:23 PM
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/10/06/opinion/income-tax-rate-wealthy.html

Quote
"Almost a decade ago, Warren Buffett made a claim that would become famous. He said that he paid a lower tax rate than his secretary, thanks to the many loopholes and deductions that benefit the wealthy.

His claim sparked a debate about the fairness of the tax system. In the end, the expert consensus was that, whatever Buffett’s specific situation, most wealthy Americans did not actually pay a lower tax rate than the middle class. “Is it the norm?” the fact-checking outfit Politifact asked. “No.”

Time for an update: It’s the norm now.

For the first time on record, the 400 wealthiest Americans last year paid a lower total tax rate — spanning federal, state and local taxes — than any other income group, according to newly released data."

When will these rural hicks wake up? They keep dragging us down with their penchant for the voting Rs.  The Suburbs are being lost to the R thankfully. It's just these rural idiots, who are reliable GOP voters.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 05:26:32 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1181679344671952897

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 07:45:01 PM
https://twitter.com/sleavenworth/status/1181584189138690055
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on October 08, 2019, 07:57:09 PM
https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1181651251139940352

Same reason he shows up to Toronto sports events where he tries to get more attention than the actual players.  :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 10:11:51 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1181679344671952897

 :doge
https://twitter.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/status/1181752838306713600
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 10:22:43 PM
https://twitter.com/LockheedMartin/status/1181302482330370048

 :hmm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2019, 11:37:08 PM
https://twitter.com/TheSlanderGawwd/status/1181771461721092097
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 09, 2019, 12:35:57 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/KjoGTao.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on October 09, 2019, 01:00:13 AM
I don't fully understand the situation other than reading this:

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/List-Bay-Area-Locations-PGE-Power-Shutoffs-562515431.html

But I saw this part: "The outage will mark the largest preventative outage in state history to try to avert wildfires caused by faulty lines."

And wondered why does this company have so many faulty lines? Is this much more common than I think it would be? The article points out these fires can be started by normal lines too by virtue of a tree falling into it. Ok, fair enough.

Before going all #latestage on this i guess it's quite possible that there are no trees that would fall into power lines in downtown San Fran and even if they did its not like suddenly 5 blocks would burn up in several hours. I'm guessing it's much more like any typical city. It's mostly a bunch of concrete with a splattering of greenery.

Of course, I'm ignorant not having grown up with constant fires breaking out every half year or so whetei have lived.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 09, 2019, 01:11:09 AM
seems like mass ineptitude if anything?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 09, 2019, 01:13:10 AM
I don't fully understand the situation other than reading this:

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/List-Bay-Area-Locations-PGE-Power-Shutoffs-562515431.html

But I saw this part: "The outage will mark the largest preventative outage in state history to try to avert wildfires caused by faulty lines."

And wondered why does this company have so many faulty lines? Is this much more common than I think it would be? The article points out these fires can be started by normal lines too by virtue of a tree falling into it. Ok, fair enough.

Before going all #latestage on this i guess it's quite possible that there are no trees that would fall into power lines in downtown San Fran and even if they did its not like suddenly 5 blocks would burn up in several hours. I'm guessing it's much more like any typical city. It's mostly a bunch of concrete with a splattering of greenery.

Of course, I'm ignorant not having grown up with constant fires breaking out every half year or so whetei have lived.

PG&E made massive profits off of rate payers that didn't have an alternative choice. Instead of maintaining their infrastructure, they committed to stock buy backs and dividends for their share holders.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on October 09, 2019, 01:15:31 AM
So they have a business monopoly and thus decided to stay pat on all their services including maintenance and now have been caught with their pants down?

Got it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on October 09, 2019, 01:23:29 AM
Actually sir, California has an energy market with competitive pricing. No monopolies here.

 :wow
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 09, 2019, 01:32:55 AM
The best kind of market too, once you didn't even have to own anything to sell on it. #EnronDidNothingWrong #FreeKenLay
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on October 09, 2019, 05:16:47 AM
https://twitter.com/DISIS4BABYFAT/status/1181406127956910080 (https://twitter.com/DISIS4BABYFAT/status/1181406127956910080)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 09, 2019, 09:04:13 AM
I don't fully understand the situation other than reading this:

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/List-Bay-Area-Locations-PGE-Power-Shutoffs-562515431.html

But I saw this part: "The outage will mark the largest preventative outage in state history to try to avert wildfires caused by faulty lines."

And wondered why does this company have so many faulty lines? Is this much more common than I think it would be? The article points out these fires can be started by normal lines too by virtue of a tree falling into it. Ok, fair enough.

Before going all #latestage on this i guess it's quite possible that there are no trees that would fall into power lines in downtown San Fran and even if they did its not like suddenly 5 blocks would burn up in several hours. I'm guessing it's much more like any typical city. It's mostly a bunch of concrete with a splattering of greenery.

Of course, I'm ignorant not having grown up with constant fires breaking out every half year or so whetei have lived.

PG&E made massive profits off of rate payers that didn't have an alternative choice. Instead of maintaining their infrastructure, they committed to stock buy backs and dividends for their share holders.

Very legal and very cool.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on October 09, 2019, 09:15:56 AM
Your electric bill factors in charges for line maintenance. If they aren't using it for that, then they are over billing you. The state should make them maintain the lines or send out refunds.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on October 09, 2019, 10:34:49 AM
The areas they're shutting off are further into the hills, not downtown areas.

But yes, they are just run that badly.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 09, 2019, 08:10:31 PM
https://twitter.com/JonSchweppe/status/1182070459355009027

https://twitter.com/JonSchweppe/status/1182076217123586048
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 09, 2019, 10:42:17 PM
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1182093408946532352
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 10, 2019, 02:40:33 AM
This is the logical outcome of years of advocacy for deplatforming by western journalists.
No, it's the logical outcome of doing business in China.

It's only a matter of time until a privatized social credit scoring system comes to the west.
This is tinfoil hat nonsense by and large, but I'll play.

What I see coming instead, somewhat serious about this, are 'incentives' for better living from insureance companies. Sign up to have your lifestyle monitored for reduced rates. Misbehave? (Smoke, sedentary, etc.) Pay more. Everyone who doesn't sign up pays more by default.

having worked for a credit information company that is already experimenting with scraping every bit of information on the internet and trying to connect it with individuals, i can tell you that you are severely misinformed.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 10, 2019, 10:17:02 PM
https://twitter.com/Greg_Palast/status/1182477528071467009
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 10, 2019, 10:49:45 PM
https://twitter.com/TooMuchMe/status/1181947359753904130
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 10, 2019, 11:13:19 PM
https://twitter.com/gifdsports/status/1182290925109891073

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 10, 2019, 11:17:20 PM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/3eS4wNSNFpT8TL3V3jp9sQdNkTlU9WsmvtaFXwJ225Y.png?width=676&auto=webp&s=79c6159bc33455a2a50a357fa8ba1aaf58897e3b)

:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 11, 2019, 12:29:06 AM
https://twitter.com/alsoconnor/status/1182454479964135424
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 11, 2019, 01:31:06 AM
https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/1182509678233870336

 :hmm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on October 11, 2019, 12:52:02 PM
Man, sometimes... Vice you guys are real dumbfucks

Edit: Ha! They changed the article title.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/pa7m9g/sex-tourism-women-lgbtq-people-travel

 :brain

bonus edit: For what it's worth, I do like Vice, but they sometimes try to be so forward thinking that it comes around back to the worst possible scenario.
Like when Kotaku decided to publish the story about videogame characters used in porn and for whatever reason they decided to upload images about underage characters and all that. For a split second I had to double check I wasn't looking at some Vice article trying extra hard to be progressive while accidentally being totally fucked up.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: thetylerrob on October 11, 2019, 02:55:34 PM
The author's twitter lol

https://twitter.com/bitch__coin/status/1179797579422302208

Seems like good advice.  :cac
 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on October 11, 2019, 03:17:13 PM
Quote
I love therapy, but I didn’t love my therapist. She was young, like me, and new – the best I could find with my cheap insurance. I was her first real client, she was thrilled, I was broke and depressed.

Quote
I found the Los Angeles pro-domme Mistress Justine Cross by suggestion of a friend. (...) And for $150 an hour, she was going to help me.

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I don’t lack the agency to think for myself, or work productively without direct supervision and instruction. I do, however, enjoy being told what to do, which is something I’d always been somewhat ashamed to admit. I love mean, beautiful women, and I love when they boss me around.

Unlike my previous therapists, my dominatrix life coach isn’t afraid to hurt my feelings – she’s brutally honest and has no time for my excuses.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/oct/03/therapist-dominatrix-life-coach (https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/oct/03/therapist-dominatrix-life-coach)

I mean good for her and yeah therapy isn't necessarily the first, only, be-all end-all option but  :PP
Being told what to do by a mean, beautiful woman for a mere 150$ an hour isn't exactly a one size fits all solution either.

"- I have terrible nightmares and anxiety attacks.
- Have you tried a planner and no TV as a punishment ?"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on October 11, 2019, 03:18:21 PM
https://irrationaleconomicsummit.com/
"Gaylord National Conference Center" :teehee
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on October 11, 2019, 03:19:55 PM
The author's twitter lol

https://twitter.com/bitch__coin/status/1179797579422302208

Seems like good advice.  :cac

Read the article. She was looking more for a life coach than a therapist. She says she left therapy feeling worse than when she went in. That's a sign that either the therapist isn't good (possible) or that you two are not a good mix (possible, happened to me ). Either way, she was right to stop those sessions as they weren't productive. So, eh it's just some spicy article for the "women and sex" part of a news site. Wouldn't so much claim it being slag against psychiatrists/psychologists.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on October 11, 2019, 03:25:37 PM
I think the article's tone is a bit off and sounds a bit airheaded, honestly.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on October 11, 2019, 03:32:39 PM
I agree that it could have been framed differently than making it seem as if "therapy= not good", "dominatrix= good". But reading through it, it seemed like she didn't need therapy so much as a little guidance in her life. I guess it came to her via a dominatrix   :yeshrug
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: thetylerrob on October 11, 2019, 03:35:54 PM
"Sex workers are the best coaches, counselors, and healers there are"

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 11, 2019, 07:42:11 PM
https://twitter.com/DustinNosler/status/1182802298281443330

Former President of the Florida/Miami Marlins too. What a tool.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on October 12, 2019, 08:35:35 AM
https://twitter.com/gifdsports/status/1182290925109891073


It's hilarious.  Right-wingers love to talk about the oppressiveness of the other ISM, yet it's Capitalism that is responsible these press clampdowns lol.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 12, 2019, 01:26:27 PM
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/12/business/boeing-ceo-chairman-role-muilenburg/index.html?utm_term=link&utm_content=2019-10-12T17%3A22%3A07&utm_source=twCNN&utm_medium=social

Speaking of companies that focused more on Stock buybacks and shareholder value instead of needed R&D. Boeing can't get their 737 MAX flying again.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 12, 2019, 11:55:19 PM
https://twitter.com/getFANDOM/status/1179811656798556160
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 12, 2019, 11:57:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/G86PtBp.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 13, 2019, 12:44:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/lpVImLf.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 13, 2019, 01:41:43 PM
https://twitter.com/pizzahut/status/1183429032060182528
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 13, 2019, 03:12:14 PM
Dan’s angling to get a Pizza Hut divorce.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 13, 2019, 04:38:41 PM
https://twitter.com/jadande/status/1183480314292822017

Quote
On Friday, the company announced that another subsidiary, the for-profit private school WeGrow, would close next year. The school, which opened in 2018 in the Chelsea neighborhood of Manhattan, is led by Rebekah Neumann, Mr. Neumann’s wife.

Like its corporate siblings, WeGrow vowed to revolutionize its industry — elementary school — and pledged to be “elevating the collective consciousness of the world by expanding happiness and unleashing every human’s superpowers.” The class day includes traditional academic subjects as well as yoga instruction, and offers lunches made in a meat-free cafeteria.

Tuition this year at WeGrow, which has about 100 students, started at $36,000 for 3-year-olds.

Whew.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 13, 2019, 04:42:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/lpVImLf.png)

to be fair, this one can go either way
-miserable place of tears
-a place where someone feels comfortable enough to share personal issues/grief
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on October 14, 2019, 12:59:40 PM
I've only seen tears when either management is abusive or someone fucked up something basic and wants to gain sympathy.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 15, 2019, 02:21:39 AM
https://twitter.com/RzstProgramming/status/1183970702975787010
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 15, 2019, 02:42:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/H3UAWGd.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 15, 2019, 02:31:06 PM
https://www.cbs17.com/news/high-levels-of-arsenic-found-in-bottled-water-sold-at-walmart-target-whole-foods/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 15, 2019, 03:03:44 PM
https://twitter.com/biblioracle/status/1138067701899890689
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 15, 2019, 04:49:26 PM
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1182093408946532352

Time to sue Heineken
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 17, 2019, 01:19:38 PM
https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/1184858279643504640 (https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/1184858279643504640)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 17, 2019, 06:50:37 PM
https://twitter.com/propublica/status/1184446491928223744
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 18, 2019, 02:03:24 PM
https://twitter.com/tnahardy15/status/1184972106783698945
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Akala on October 18, 2019, 04:26:42 PM
https://twitter.com/getFANDOM/status/1179811656798556160

(https://i.imgur.com/5PJWOrA.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 18, 2019, 05:56:04 PM
https://twitter.com/pablonav1/status/1185292564372611072
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on October 19, 2019, 07:29:20 AM
https://twitter.com/jonbernhardt/status/1185290570534739968 (https://twitter.com/jonbernhardt/status/1185290570534739968)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on October 19, 2019, 05:11:22 PM
We're definitely in the death throes of capitalism.  I do wonder if we can overcome all the mechanisms that enforce the controls, including apathy, endless amusement and entertainment, and so on.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 19, 2019, 06:15:08 PM
make a thread and like my posts for the answer  ;)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 19, 2019, 06:49:42 PM
We're definitely in the death throes of capitalism.  I do wonder if we can overcome all the mechanisms that enforce the controls, including apathy, endless amusement and entertainment, and so on.

(https://i.imgur.com/U7AXOFu.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 19, 2019, 06:52:26 PM
https://twitter.com/turing_police/status/1185683491041640448

LOOK AT ME

I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 19, 2019, 06:57:06 PM
We're going to hell. ALL THE WAY
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 19, 2019, 07:15:40 PM
half the facebook ads that show up in my feed seem like farce:

(https://i.imgur.com/ViPH4Pu.png)

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 19, 2019, 07:30:27 PM
Can you blame anyone? Advertising to you seems like a minefield
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 20, 2019, 12:55:56 AM
https://twitter.com/JaniceForBART/status/1185209025148751873

NIMBYism probably isn't late stage capitalism, admittedly.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on October 20, 2019, 10:30:22 AM
https://twitter.com/JaniceForBART/status/1185209025148751873

NIMBYism probably isn't late stage capitalism, admittedly.
In a sense yes, since the class struggle was something that Marx discussed thoroughly, which includes the breakdown of class solidarity. I highly doubt most NIMBYs are dominated by the traditional elites, as elites are way more secluded in their gated communities and cul de sacs.  But the same strategy by the elites of creating clear divisions, knowing real change would only happen with stronger class solidarity.

The professional class is pacified with mortgages, retirement and college savings, leisure, and real estate valuations.

Check out this great article on a formerly diverse neighborhood in NYC. Diverse not just in race but also in class. It's also a great example of how the elites have affected the urban environments, which were long-time bedrocks of the working class.

https://www.nybooks.com/daily/2019/10/09/what-happened-to-the-west-village/

The rich don't participate in the community. They order their lives around convenience technology, Amazon, Uber, DoorDash. Everything is "their property". You can't sit on brownstone stoops. There's no social cohesion.   A breakdown of social ties beyond the family. This is the end game of corporate capitalism, where everyone is a consumer.

Ironically, opponents of socialism believed that it would breakdown the family.  And you saw that with Leninism. However, corporate capitalism has been way more ruthless in dismantling all social ties.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 20, 2019, 11:04:19 AM
https://twitter.com/Kantrowitz/status/1185930313182134272
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on October 20, 2019, 11:09:00 AM
Amazon has some draconian stuff when it comes to monitoring their warehouse workers, but they can't tell when collapses? I call BS.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 20, 2019, 04:30:40 PM
https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1185570285212389376
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 20, 2019, 04:34:47 PM
https://twitter.com/Kantrowitz/status/1185930313182134272
https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1179162066432606208

 :hmm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 20, 2019, 08:02:08 PM
https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1184198791018287105
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 20, 2019, 10:53:36 PM
https://twitter.com/CraigRowin/status/1184485114593472517
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Coax on October 20, 2019, 11:00:03 PM
Check out this great article on a formerly diverse neighborhood in NYC. Diverse not just in race but also in class. It's also a great example of how the elites have affected the urban environments, which were long-time bedrocks of the working class.

https://www.nybooks.com/daily/2019/10/09/what-happened-to-the-west-village/

Enjoyed this piece. Readable, interesting and with well-shot accompanying photographs.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 21, 2019, 03:13:11 PM
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1186075946417344512
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on October 21, 2019, 03:37:52 PM
Who needs savings when you have two kids you can send to the coal mines? :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 22, 2019, 12:18:31 AM
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1186487339385872387
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 22, 2019, 01:04:56 AM
https://twitter.com/ZakNguyen/status/1186505579587686400
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 22, 2019, 03:26:12 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/8uJekok.jpg)

damn you! damn you all to hell!  :stahp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 22, 2019, 03:27:44 AM
Wake the fuck up Samurai, we have a city country to burn
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 22, 2019, 08:50:30 AM
10/19 never forget
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 22, 2019, 10:49:02 AM
https://twitter.com/GillianTan/status/1186640209292746752
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on October 22, 2019, 11:00:43 AM
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1186487339385872387

Sounds like an SMT plot waiting to happen...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 22, 2019, 11:11:53 AM
Time to raid Heaven, boys. Let's see them angels.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 22, 2019, 06:25:34 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/tIvfcPI.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Akala on October 22, 2019, 06:27:25 PM
filtration aint free  :dobbs
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 22, 2019, 07:50:30 PM
https://twitter.com/krystalball/status/1186786508247883776
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 22, 2019, 07:54:34 PM
https://twitter.com/KieranMahon1/status/1186681963735928833
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on October 23, 2019, 12:07:31 AM
https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/1186813578784858112

1. Found company based on tenuous legal loopholes and established concepts.
2. Claim you're better because TECH.
3. Raise tons of VC.
4. Get ready to IPO
5. Tank your company because you're an egocentric shit head.
6. ???
7. Profit!

Edit: Derp beaten
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on October 23, 2019, 04:02:24 AM
https://twitter.com/tmorello/status/1185941049677508609
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on October 23, 2019, 04:04:26 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 23, 2019, 08:52:32 AM
:isthis stolen valor?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 23, 2019, 07:14:53 PM
https://www.cjr.org/special_report/newsweek.php
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No one working at Newsweek can tell me why it still exists

On March 20, Nancy Cooper, the editor in chief of Newsweek, sent an email to her editorial staff. The subject was “What is a Newsweek story?”—an odd question at an eighty-six-year-old newsmagazine once considered one of the “big three,” alongside Time and the US News & World Report. The email contained four requirements for any story published on Newsweek.com. One, it must contain original reporting. Two, it must provide a unique angle or new information. Three, the reader must care about it. And four, the news must be news.

These should have been reasonable requests, if not bare-minimum standards, for any journalist anywhere. But Cooper allowed her staff no time to meet these goals. A few months earlier she’d told reporters they’d have to write a minimum of four stories per day, and now they felt she was asking for more while giving less.

“We don’t want fewer stories or slower stories,” Cooper said in her email, “just to make every story we do better.”
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Their first story is supposed to be filed by 9am, and before it can be written, the story must be pitched to an editor over Slack in the form of a headline. In theory, these headlines appeal both to a reader and to Google’s algorithms, but in practice the algorithm takes precedence. Editors sometimes suggest more viral headlines, or pitch headlines themselves using Google Trends or Chartbeat. (Lack of knowledge on a topic doesn’t stop them from assigning stories, which has led to Newsweek wrongly declaring that Japanese citizens want to go to war with North Korea and incorrectly reporting that the girlfriend of Las Vegas gunman Stephen Paddock was a polygamist.)

Newsweek, of course, isn’t alone in crafting its headlines for a search engine; not even the New York Times is above writing “Who Is William Barr” or recapping talk show monologues. But at Newsweek, the headline can dictate the news, instead of the other way around.

“The approach we were taking to headlines was something a lot of writers objected to on an ongoing basis. They were a point of tension,” says Kastalia Medrano, who wrote for Newsweek’s science desk until February 2018.
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Cooper’s push for original reporting is in part about writing for Google News, which promotes original reporting higher than aggregated pieces in search results. For the same reason, Newsweek reporters are instructed that a story must be a minimum of four hundred words; to hit this number, one reporter says, he would pad an article about a movie by listing the cast members or summarizing an actor’s previous film credits.

Another strategy to satisfy editors who demand new stories in as little as an hour: if two reporters are covering different angles on the same topic, the two stories might comprise largely the same summary, with only the lede containing new information.

“You’re chancing it half the time,” says a current Newsweek writer. “You’re being asked to write a story in two hours, and your editors are being asked to edit it in twenty minutes, and we’re all supposed to be experts on whatever it is the story’s about, even if we’re covering the entire world. It’s just not possible.”

Newsweek has tended to hire young reporters, many of them fresh from college papers or internships. In the course of my reporting for this piece, at least ten senior staffers left or were let go, their salaries freed up while Newsweek continued to look for “News Fellows,” contract employees working forty-hour weeks for $15 per hour, the minimum wage in New York City. (Job postings for Fellows have since closed.) Three former Fellows confirmed that they were expected to do the same amount of work as salaried reporters—a minimum of four stories a day, with no overtime—with the promise of being hired full-time after four months.
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Until recently, a reporter could earn an extra $2,000 per month for stories that attracted six hundred thousand unique page views. Numerous current and former reporters told me that when interviewing for a job at Newsweek, editors told them not to worry about salaries between $35,000 and $45,000—about $10,000 less than the average entry-level reporter position in New York City—because their bonuses would earn them an additional $24,000 per year.

But the reality is that if you aren’t writing clickbait, the bonuses can be hard to get. And failing to get a traffic bonus, some said, puts a target on your back.

“The way the bonus was presented during my job interview was as a goal. It’s called a ‘bonus,’ after all. But as soon as I started, it became very clear that it was a minimum,” says Pereira.

A truer objective, I’m told, is a million uniques per month. Current and former reporters said that they felt less secure in their jobs when monthly averages fell below this figure. This summer, Newsweek’s publisher, Dayan Candappa, told reporters that he and management were considering raising the starting point for the bonus from six hundred thousand uniques to a million, alongside a base salary raise, noting that management wouldn’t allow raises without a concurrent change in the bonus scheme. Candappa noted at the time that he didn’t think a raise was in reporters’ best interest, since the updated bonus would be detrimental to their total compensation.

Then, in late August, new bonus payouts were indeed introduced. While the starting point for the monthly bonus stayed the same, at six hundred thousand unique page views, the payout was lowered from $2,000 to $400. Additionally, where before a difference of thirty thousand page views was the equivalent of an extra $100 in a reporter’s pocket, it now takes an extra hundred and fifty thousand page views to make that amount. As Candappa promised, the scheme was changed alongside a yearly base salary raise of about $10,000. Reporters who bring in a large amount of traffic can opt out of the change entirely, though their work will be held to higher quality standards that have yet to be defined. Offending stories won’t be included in the traffic count.

In an all-staff email sent September 9 announcing the change, Cooper explained, “The quality of our journalism is the essential consideration—whether on a substantial investigative report, a straightforward service offering or an entertaining lifestyle brief.” That same week, Google announced that its search rater guidelines will increasingly promote “original, in-depth, and investigative reporting” that “provides information that would not otherwise have been known had the article not revealed it.”
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Last year, in response to complaints from reporters, Newsweek added group bonuses, meaning a news desk’s traffic-per-reporter was averaged and everyone could receive a small payout if certain goals were reached. The intent was for less popular but important beats, like climate change, to be balanced out by more popular stories in the same section. When the individual bonus system changed, these group bonuses were eliminated entirely, though editors can now nominate writers for bonuses based on journalistic excellence, regardless of readership.

Reporters at Newsweek are also ranked against one another on a shared Google spreadsheet that’s updated daily. The combination of the traffic reports and bonuses, along with Cooper and Candappa telling the newsroom that the company is broke, creates an environment where reporters feel as though their work isn’t valued except as interchangeable parts of a content machine. Most of the reporters I spoke to said they try to ignore the reports, but many former and current staffers say that the rankings are treated like a competition by those at the top, and that this is by design. Leadership spends significant time during staff meetings discussing who and what stories sit atop the spreadsheet.
Quote
This July, Candappa said during a staff meeting that story output can’t dip when reporters go on vacation, meaning that those in the office would have to write five or more pieces per day to cover for their absent colleagues. When New York bureau chief Jason Le Miere, who’d been at IBT, then Newsweek, for more than seven years, and Jen Glennon, deputy editor of entertainment and gaming, tried to defend their reporters, Candappa called them lazy. Le Miere and Glennon both resigned the following Monday.
Quote
Newsweek’s ownership has a history of finding unethical ways to avoid paying salaries. These allegedly include: illegally using foreign students for full-time work, subcontracting reporting for IBT’s Australian edition to writers in the Philippines, and paying its reporters once a month instead of biweekly, which is against the law. Last year, BuzzFeed News uncovered that IBT was running an ad fraud scheme. Fellows are tacitly made to work overtime, though their contracts say they won’t be paid for it, which is a violation of the Fair Labor Standards Act.

These financial troubles are acutely felt in New York. Reporters have told me that they’ve come to work to find the phones disconnected, the Getty Images subscription suspended, and been told that Gmail would be locked. Computers run on Windows 8 and Newsweek uses a free version of Slack.

All of this is happening alongside an ongoing money-laundering case against Etienne Uzac, IBT’s founder and Newsweek’s former CEO, and seven alleged co-conspirators including Olivet University, an American college tied to The Community, a church once accused of being a cult. Uzac and other IBT Media leaders, who are members of the church, invented an accountant named Karen Smith to overvalue Newsweek in order to obtain $35 million in business loans. The money was supposed to be used to purchase computer servers, but was instead allegedly laundered through a fake equipment dealer and sent to Olivet. In order to pay off the original loans, more loans were taken out and the scheme was repeated in reverse, with money moving from Olivet to Newsweek and IBT Media.

Through all this, Newsweek has been publishing its print magazine.
Quote
The space freelancers once occupied has been partially taken up by new, inflammatory opinion writers like Ben Shapiro, Nigel Farage, and Newt Gingrich, who wrote the magazine’s May 10 cover story about China. These writers, I’m told, do get paid. Other recent Newsweek writers have included Charlie Kirk, discredited provocateur Andy Ngo, and former Blink-182 frontman Tom DeLonge, who wrote a thinly veiled advertisement for his new TV show about UFOs.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 23, 2019, 07:52:15 PM
What's unfortunate about that VICE piece is that it focuses entirely on FACEBOOK. And treats it as some kind of special thing, when that's incredibly common. One of our favorite companies, Disney has been admonished multiple times by state officials for not making clear that their security forces do not have police powers despite being listed as employees of Reedy Creek which is wholly owned by Disney.

Almost any company with a footprint the size of Facebook has this kind of agreement. Although generally not the full control that Facebook seems to be using.

Hell, any university does. University police are often not granted complete police powers yet operate as if they have them. Even off-campus.

Sorry, not to defend it, just that was a long article so I kept scrolling hoping they'd mention it. But instead it was just more Facebook garbage.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 23, 2019, 09:44:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/oWFhM2T.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on October 23, 2019, 10:06:17 PM
Is Branson Jewish?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 24, 2019, 05:37:32 PM
https://twitter.com/leslieguttman/status/1187450626072088576
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on October 25, 2019, 01:13:13 AM
half the facebook ads that show up in my feed seem like farce:

(https://i.imgur.com/ViPH4Pu.png)

I didn't cap it, but I had one today for a company with the following description: "Check out our new client Zin, a Craigslist casual encounter and Kik combined replacement app."

Like what.

I mean yes I know where I failed in life to get that as an ad, but still!

What's unfortunate about that VICE piece is that it focuses entirely on FACEBOOK. And treats it as some kind of special thing, when that's incredibly common. One of our favorite companies, Disney has been admonished multiple times by state officials for not making clear that their security forces do not have police powers despite being listed as employees of Reedy Creek which is wholly owned by Disney.

Almost any company with a footprint the size of Facebook has this kind of agreement. Although generally not the full control that Facebook seems to be using.

Hell, any university does. University police are often not granted complete police powers yet operate as if they have them. Even off-campus.

Sorry, not to defend it, just that was a long article so I kept scrolling hoping they'd mention it. But instead it was just more Facebook garbage.

I feel like I read a piece about how Snapchat did this when they came to Venice 5+ years ago! Probably also on Vice. Or Motherjones.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 25, 2019, 02:36:38 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/JwmZ0W3.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 25, 2019, 12:19:06 PM
https://twitter.com/CPDAction/status/1187762255787679745

https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1187763443996266496
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 25, 2019, 04:16:00 PM
https://twitter.com/KateAronoff/status/1187822807700389889
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on October 26, 2019, 06:19:17 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/npiom7fp6wu31.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=ddf61da5702baec51e4cbe82365cd5193740cc17)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 26, 2019, 06:20:45 PM
20 years? I look like that now.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 26, 2019, 06:35:21 PM
https://twitter.com/LHSummers/status/1188079883664154625
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on October 26, 2019, 06:41:54 PM
Speaking of varicose veins. Why do they seem to always be on women? Sure I've seen them on men, but seems much more commen on women. Something to do with sitting in a ladylike fashion or something that causes it?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 27, 2019, 01:14:58 AM
https://twitter.com/OmanReagan/status/1188322333846425602
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 27, 2019, 07:43:50 AM
https://twitter.com/zillow/status/1172296182854385664
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 27, 2019, 05:39:48 PM
https://twitter.com/LHSummers/status/1188079883664154625

“Go ahead. Keep taxing me. It only makes my opinions worse”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: hampster on October 27, 2019, 09:30:14 PM
https://www.twitter.com/ChrisCaesar/status/1188020244364890113

I’ll need to take a big one Monday morning for Cody
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2019, 10:23:13 PM
Workers rise up and seize the memes of production. :maf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 28, 2019, 02:55:42 AM
https://twitter.com/miaaleale/status/1188693502420406273
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 28, 2019, 03:39:50 AM
https://twitter.com/ChrisCaesar/status/1188020244364890113
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 28, 2019, 12:24:02 PM
https://twitter.com/DrRJKavanagh/status/1188298823619301376
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on October 28, 2019, 12:41:09 PM
https://twitter.com/ChrisCaesar/status/1188020244364890113

(https://i.imgur.com/DOD3nfn.png)

:birb
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 28, 2019, 05:45:23 PM
https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1188933829387534338
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 29, 2019, 12:50:20 AM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1188900263551258626
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 29, 2019, 02:06:58 AM
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2019-10-28/getty-fire-housekeepers-arrive-to-work
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 29, 2019, 02:16:46 AM
Quote
The sheriff's office said members of the Kreimeyer family were experimenting with different types of explosive material Friday and Saturday in an attempt to record a gender reveal that could be posted on social media.
You're not allowed to post gender reveals on social media without explosive materials involved? Transphobic as fuck.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 29, 2019, 02:02:57 PM
Marx for marks.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on October 29, 2019, 02:27:14 PM
Marx for all the Marky Marx
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 29, 2019, 04:16:18 PM
https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1189173501292351493 (https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1189173501292351493)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
tfw LMAO is already in the tweet  :fbm
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on October 29, 2019, 04:49:34 PM
https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1189189284978315266
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on October 29, 2019, 11:58:34 PM
https://twitter.com/dkos07/status/1187875836789084161?s=21
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 30, 2019, 12:02:19 AM
is that the worst screenshot possible
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 30, 2019, 12:03:17 AM
https://twitter.com/PleonasticKimma/status/1189293063056904196

NOTE
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on October 30, 2019, 12:12:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttcI9h4F7eU
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 30, 2019, 12:32:25 AM
https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1189173501292351493 (https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1189173501292351493)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
tfw LMAO is already in the tweet  :fbm
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I can’t think a bigger failure of bitcoin than to say it’s easier to embezzle money using steam
. Like the only thing BTC is good for, and people are like “wait, I want to manually approve everything in the steam mobile app instead.”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on October 30, 2019, 02:50:52 AM
https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1189173501292351493 (https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1189173501292351493)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
tfw LMAO is already in the tweet  :fbm
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I can’t think a bigger failure of bitcoin than to say it’s easier to embezzle money using steam
. Like the only thing BTC is good for, and people are like “wait, I want to manually approve everything in the steam mobile app instead.”

nah, i can't buy weed on darknet with counterstrike skins so bitcoin is still king as far as i'm concerned
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 30, 2019, 03:56:55 PM
https://twitter.com/hannibalburess/status/1189281031427411970
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on October 30, 2019, 06:09:59 PM
(https://i.redd.it/s6fqbs3qhov31.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 30, 2019, 07:07:04 PM
OK boomer.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on October 30, 2019, 07:58:53 PM
https://twitter.com/hannibalburess/status/1189281031427411970

knows that $1000 a month is gonna go straight to him and his fellow landlords :rollsafe
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on October 30, 2019, 10:14:27 PM
Hannibal Burgess being a neolib is something I never saw coming.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on November 01, 2019, 01:25:08 AM
https://twitter.com/CityofCupertino/status/1176650497119227905
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 01, 2019, 08:03:29 PM
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/43k7z3/nationwide-fake-host-scam-on-airbnb
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 01, 2019, 09:37:47 PM
The article just below that one was about WeWork going public despite losing $1.6 billion last year.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: hampster on November 02, 2019, 02:26:45 PM
https://twitter.com/dannoyes/status/1190326077391917056

 >:(
Time to get the guillotine out of storage
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 02, 2019, 04:10:38 PM
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1190300729547927553
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 03, 2019, 01:15:53 AM
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1190871226320932865

 :drool
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 03, 2019, 01:18:08 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/uZCVFSn.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on November 03, 2019, 01:34:46 AM
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/43k7z3/nationwide-fake-host-scam-on-airbnb

https://twitter.com/allie_conti/status/1190284242221228038

I have never understood why anyone would trust AirBnB in either direction. How many years has it been since someone squatted in a place they rented off AirBnB and refused to move out?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on November 03, 2019, 01:39:06 AM
I mean I used AirBnBfor about 3 weeks before I found new roommates when I moved to a new city. I spent a hell of a lot less too than what that lady was spending for what I'm gonna guess was 3 to 4 days. I was always by the blue line too. I'm glad this BS was unearthed. If I was in a similar situation though, I would use airbnb without a second thought again.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 03, 2019, 03:57:11 AM
https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1190277042182512641 (https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1190277042182512641)
 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 05, 2019, 12:23:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/J0RBdai.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on November 05, 2019, 07:32:13 AM
"https://twitter.com/kirkpate/status/1191406719911563271"

:(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 05, 2019, 05:14:06 PM
(https://files.slack.com/files-pri/T07G16CEB-FPZEMPZQV/image.png)



Nosferatu has been public domain for decades. Literally anyone can post it on Youtube for free. In fact, they have. There are dozens of uploads of Nosferatu on the platform that Google wants you to pay $4 for :lol

Google is happy if you pay $4, but they're just as happy if you watch it free* on YouTube, too.

Also, it's the distribution companies that... distribute digital media and set prices, not platform holders (in this/most cases.)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on November 05, 2019, 08:22:43 PM
"https://twitter.com/kirkpate/status/1191406719911563271"

:(
Digging through some of the images on that account. I love how some bitter fuck sent this to her. Would be fitting for the Wankdad thread.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIS3bC3W4AAr2Hd.png:large)

Damn, Chalre. The horror of treating people with dignity.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 06, 2019, 08:05:41 AM
Well, they shouldn’t have put me up for adoption then, RACHEL
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 06, 2019, 06:09:22 PM
https://twitter.com/grace_lightning/status/1192215317881090049 (https://twitter.com/grace_lightning/status/1192215317881090049)

So uh, who has been critical of the Saudi's 

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:existential
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 07, 2019, 12:48:51 PM
https://twitter.com/thenation/status/1191309641214509056
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on November 07, 2019, 12:56:31 PM
They hate it when you point that out.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 07, 2019, 01:51:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/63YboTa.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 07, 2019, 01:57:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/63YboTa.jpg)
:reeeee
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 07, 2019, 05:48:47 PM
https://twitter.com/Kantrowitz/status/1192547969284755456
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on November 07, 2019, 11:46:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/63YboTa.jpg)

Turn your users into ResetEra posters.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on November 08, 2019, 01:27:58 AM
Goddammit. All I ever hear from you guys is "Taco Bell is so cheap". My friend Dylan who lives in Los Angeles told me that you can walk in to a T Bell with $15USD (21.73AUD) and "feel like a king".

Well a Taco Bell opened up in my city for the first time and...

(https://i.imgur.com/QzHAS3q.jpg)

This is the cost of paying a living wage I guess.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on November 08, 2019, 01:32:30 AM
Pay mas!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on November 08, 2019, 08:42:37 AM
it's cheap cause you just order off the value menu. everything more expensive is the same ingredients anyway.

also taco bell here needs churros
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on November 08, 2019, 09:05:57 AM
It's a little more expensive since they have to ship all those ingredients from Mexico.  ;)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 08, 2019, 11:58:56 AM
Your Taco Bell has margaritas and you come in here to bitch? Someone hold me back
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on November 08, 2019, 01:48:16 PM
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1192871658312351744
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 08, 2019, 08:55:15 PM
https://twitter.com/telesurenglish/status/1192981510426636289
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 08, 2019, 09:51:31 PM
https://twitter.com/amethipolice/status/1192884980885491717
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: pilonv1 on November 09, 2019, 04:07:53 AM
I mean.. isn't $10 like $7 USD?

Still slightly more expensive but not dramatic.   I think that's comparable to the prices where I live ($15 minimum wage.)

Oh those are australian prices? That's in line with pretty much all fast food here. It's amazing when you go to the US and see how much cheaper it actually is.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 10, 2019, 07:50:26 AM
https://twitter.com/subi_lawal14/status/1191353291994796032

https://twitter.com/zepblackstar/status/1191793501274562561

https://twitter.com/BoGus57749978/status/1192827375614083072
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 10, 2019, 12:04:42 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EI2LAS_U0AAILCy?format=jpg&name=large)

 :fbm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 10, 2019, 12:10:41 PM
Good thing I pay for Premium. 8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 10, 2019, 01:16:37 PM
What I'm more worried about is that we're going to lose a lot of internet history. YouTube partly acts as an archive.
There's plenty channels that no longer get new videos and have long been abandoned by the owner but have this one cool remix or stand-up act.
Or channels that upload old VHS footage and other vintage stuff which don't necessarily have a lot of viewers.
For example, there's this cool video about computer graphics in the 80's and a lot of history and documentary stuff.

If they enforce only what's economically viable then you get less and less original content and more kiddo's crying over banned Fortnite accounts.
There's also no easy way to back up this stuff as the victims of ISIS discovered when YouTube started deleting the evidence of war crimes.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 10, 2019, 01:24:34 PM
YouTube is a private site, not an archive.

People should use (and donate to) Archive.org if they really care. archive.org/donate (https://archive.org/donate/)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 10, 2019, 02:10:47 PM
*mossad/cia
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 10, 2019, 03:20:26 PM
https://twitter.com/SophiaTesfaye/status/1193616642564976641
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 10, 2019, 04:39:01 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rkzv6dJ.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 10, 2019, 10:03:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/5wVlLVx.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Coax on November 10, 2019, 11:16:26 PM
YouTube is a private site, not an archive.

People should use (and donate to) Archive.org if they really care. archive.org/donate (https://archive.org/donate/)

Off-topic but I'd add that they also accept physical media (VHS, audio cassettes, Blu-Ray, etc). Even if it's commercial media they store it until a time where it's legally possible to allow public access.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on November 11, 2019, 02:35:11 PM
https://twitter.com/subi_lawal14/status/1191353291994796032

Lol the guy in the later part of the video is awesome.

Popeyes employees should be making triple for the shit they have to deal with over a damn chicken sandwich.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on November 11, 2019, 02:38:25 PM
https://twitter.com/SophiaTesfaye/status/1193616642564976641

I demand the Cardigans get a quarter of whatever the Jenner lady is getting from all this thanks to this awesome song.

https://youtu.be/ABXb7ccEVnc

Edit: double post? I don't care. I'm the Joker baby!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 11, 2019, 02:45:58 PM
I went to get da chicken sammy and they were forced to serve orders in the order that they were taken. so no matter what you ordered or how quickly your order got done, you still had to wait for no reason. people were coming in and trying to order regular chicken that was just sitting there and being told it was a 35-40 min wait because people get too mad about someone behind them in line getting their food first  :delicious
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on November 11, 2019, 02:56:41 PM
https://www.tmz.com/2019/11/11/popeyes-employee-makes-chicken-sandwiches-over-trash-can/

(https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/jcMBA1qHlcC9FjcHi4NayQ46Ze4hvGwBXiTqiOeLlwg/https/imagez.tmz.com/image/d1/16by9/2019/11/11/d1f4bd94e6b1489683b9537a2d1be4e4_xl.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 11, 2019, 02:59:38 PM
I felt like such a cuck waiting in line for a chicken sando  :neogaf

it's decent for 4 bucks, but mostly it was good because of how hungry I was after waiting for an hour... I waited an hour for two chicken sandwiches  :snoop
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 11, 2019, 03:00:37 PM
*wait time includes waiting in line to make order
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 11, 2019, 03:02:03 PM
new menu item, great marketing
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on November 11, 2019, 03:02:33 PM
They could charge $8 for the sandwich and the demand would still be there. Bigger piece of chicken than any of the other chains give out.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 11, 2019, 03:04:25 PM
it was mostly breading, not sure if I'll ever have one again. the low price would be the main reason if I do
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 12, 2019, 12:47:37 PM
https://www.tmz.com/2019/11/11/popeyes-employee-makes-chicken-sandwiches-over-trash-can/

(https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/jcMBA1qHlcC9FjcHi4NayQ46Ze4hvGwBXiTqiOeLlwg/https/imagez.tmz.com/image/d1/16by9/2019/11/11/d1f4bd94e6b1489683b9537a2d1be4e4_xl.jpg)
Above the rim, so it's fine.
Also it's not radioactive, if they don't enter in contact with it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 12, 2019, 02:40:51 PM
https://twitter.com/AllMoneyHemp/status/1194323792077524993


https://twitter.com/AllMoneyHemp/status/1194329500743434240
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 12, 2019, 04:16:01 PM
https://twitter.com/biblioracle/status/1194358398621376513
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on November 13, 2019, 10:57:45 PM
https://twitter.com/seattletimes/status/1194824276077154304

#earlystagecapitalism
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on November 14, 2019, 12:31:08 AM
I like how even that fake robot looks stressed out at its job

i  mean, can you blame him. he has binders full of millennials and zoomers and he has to hire at least one of them   :P
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2019, 12:34:34 AM
https://twitter.com/ABSOLUTvodka_US/status/1194661945221230592
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2019, 01:43:33 AM
https://twitter.com/antifasenpai/status/1194777809308270594
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on November 14, 2019, 01:50:08 AM
"high misdemeanor" :smug
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 14, 2019, 08:58:54 AM
I got ticketed for sedition but I took the class and kept it off my record.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 14, 2019, 10:18:17 AM
https://thehardtimes.net/music/songwriters-fiance-mistakenly-assumes-love-songs-are-about-her/

Quote
Local woman Namya Gupta, the fiancé of indie-rock band Oxford Drama’s songwriter and guitarist, fully believes she is the inspiration behind the musician’s love songs, several concerned sources have confirmed. “Maybe it’s a little tacky to use his song, but nothing could describe our connection more perfectly. I’m so lucky to be spoiled!”

When asked about the allegedly romantic lyrics, Marcus vehemently denied the allegations.

“Those songs are clearly an allegory for the fall of modern capitalism,” Marcus said. “I’m building worlds with my music! And if they were written about someone special, I guess you could say I’m writing lyrical love ballads to an egalitarian economic system. Anyone with any reading comprehension can understand that the songs are a collective call for the embrace of a transparent system of basic human decency.”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 14, 2019, 11:51:45 AM
https://kotaku.com/i-think-ive-been-bullied-into-getting-a-pokemon-game-1839855973

are millennials okay?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2019, 05:08:28 PM
https://twitter.com/TrevonDLogan/status/1195099483958177792
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2019, 09:51:45 PM
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1195169548649013250
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 15, 2019, 12:24:51 AM
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1195210149394288642

 :society
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 15, 2019, 12:44:59 AM
weird tho, what's with the insistence on guys touching themselves

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 15, 2019, 09:12:20 AM
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1195210149394288642

 :society

Men :social2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on November 16, 2019, 06:35:14 PM
https://twitter.com/hamiltonnolan/status/1194650400915443714
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on November 17, 2019, 03:30:54 AM
https://twitter.com/biblioracle/status/1194358398621376513

Amazon wrote "AI" (not AI) to help them find more varied candidates for jobs. But they used the resumes of all existing employees as the training data, so of course their AI turned racist and sexist just like their hiring managers.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-amazon-com-jobs-automation-insight/amazon-scraps-secret-ai-recruiting-tool-that-showed-bias-against-women-idUSKCN1MK08G
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 17, 2019, 12:24:46 PM
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1195869183302668288

 :expert
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on November 17, 2019, 09:05:46 PM
https://thehill.com/policy/finance/470863-wework-set-to-lay-off-thousands-amid-company-turmoil-report

Quote
WeWork is set to lay off at least 4,000 employees from across its workforce and could do so as early as this week, The New York Times reported on Sunday.

WeWork’s main business of subletting office space would lay off 2,000 to 2,500 employees, a source told the news outlet, while an additional 1,000 employees will leave as the company sells off or closes other businesses. Another 1,000 employees in building maintenance will reportedly be transferred to an outside contractor.

The combined layoffs amount to roughly a third of the company’s 12,500 person workforce that it employed at the end of June.

A source told The Times that the layoffs could rise to as many as 5,000 to 6,000 WeWork employees.

Was WeWork just the juicero of Real Estate?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 17, 2019, 09:20:24 PM
It's more of a Juicero than a Theranos, yeah.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 17, 2019, 09:52:55 PM
Or a Thanos.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 18, 2019, 02:38:35 AM
 :piss

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1195242202189959168

https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1195137236599050240

https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1195152730509070336

 :piss2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 19, 2019, 01:56:09 AM
https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1196658865678495744
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: kingv on November 19, 2019, 09:31:37 AM
https://twitter.com/biblioracle/status/1194358398621376513

Amazon wrote "AI" (not AI) to help them find more varied candidates for jobs. But they used the resumes of all existing employees as the training data, so of course their AI turned racist and sexist just like their hiring managers.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-amazon-com-jobs-automation-insight/amazon-scraps-secret-ai-recruiting-tool-that-showed-bias-against-women-idUSKCN1MK08G

Logistic regression is not AI.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 19, 2019, 10:12:32 AM
https://twitter.com/dewybleach/status/1196628293103079424
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 19, 2019, 04:51:18 PM
https://twitter.com/RoKhanna/status/1196616080141279232
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on November 19, 2019, 09:54:56 PM
https://twitter.com/LucarioGanda/status/1196173043170758657
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 20, 2019, 12:07:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VITXxeWBKkM
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on November 20, 2019, 12:44:37 AM
https://twitter.com/biblioracle/status/1194358398621376513

Amazon wrote "AI" (not AI) to help them find more varied candidates for jobs. But they used the resumes of all existing employees as the training data, so of course their AI turned racist and sexist just like their hiring managers.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-amazon-com-jobs-automation-insight/amazon-scraps-secret-ai-recruiting-tool-that-showed-bias-against-women-idUSKCN1MK08G

Logistic regression is not AI.

I was using the commonly accepted terrible modern version of AI that Silicon Valley startup culture has perverted into existence.

Also I forgot about this one:

https://twitter.com/hitRECordJoe/status/1194850449003864064

JGL back asking for free labor again.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on November 20, 2019, 08:09:45 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/11/16/opinion/sunday/capitalism-children.html

Global Capitalism to blame for the Baby Bust.

TLDR:
Student loans
Shit wages
Expensive housing
Cutthroat competition for the best schools from Pre-K to Grad school
Anxiety-ridden professional class that works long hours and has no job security
No extended families anymore due to relocations to job centers, so no help with kids outside of hiring pros.

No shit that many are opting out of having families even if they want them. Fuck global capitalism.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 20, 2019, 04:03:46 PM
R-E-V-O-L-U-T-I-O-N 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 20, 2019, 04:16:03 PM
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/11/16/opinion/sunday/capitalism-children.html

Global Capitalism to blame for the Baby Bust.

TLDR:
Student loans
Shit wages
Expensive housing
Cutthroat competition for the best schools from Pre-K to Grad school
Anxiety-ridden professional class that works long hours and has no job security
No extended families anymore due to relocations to job centers, so no help with kids outside of hiring pros.

No shit that many are opting out of having families even if they want them. Fuck global capitalism.

I have no doubt that the cost of housing and education are lowering fertility rates, but the author does not support this (or her other claims) with data, and then she shoehorns climate change into the discussion (and not how climate change will actually influences the fertility rates of those experiencing the direct consequences of it). Is there any evidence birthstrikers--a demographic that doesn't have children anyway (liberal, non-religious city dwellers with 4+ years of post-secondary education)--are having any meaningful impact on fertility rates?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: naff on November 20, 2019, 04:19:25 PM
demographic transition model is my favourite generalisation of the phenomena

(https://teamgeographygcse.weebly.com/uploads/2/1/7/5/21754612/dtm_orig.jpg)

I have no doubt that the cost of housing and education are lowering fertility rates, but the author does not support this (or her other claims) with data, and then she shoehorns climate change into the discussion (and not how climate change will actually influences the fertility rates of those experiencing the direct consequences of it). Is there any evidence birthstrikers--a demographic that doesn't have children anyway (liberal, non-religious city dwellers with 4+ years of post-secondary education)--are having any meaningful impact on fertility rates?

lol. deeefinitely not. this is just a dumb meme like anime is the best male contraceptive.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 20, 2019, 06:48:39 PM
https://twitter.com/josheidelson/status/1197246164892049409 (https://twitter.com/josheidelson/status/1197246164892049409)

pfft that's some bullshit Google.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hire me instead, I'll help you how stomp out the commies  :success
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 20, 2019, 07:07:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/p7Vz4Pv.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 20, 2019, 11:13:26 PM
Less? :hitler
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 21, 2019, 12:57:34 PM
https://twitter.com/okayplayer/status/1196924233386876928

https://twitter.com/bizelle_/status/1197561849895628801
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 21, 2019, 04:06:40 PM
https://twitter.com/aaronjmate/status/1197619784797560838
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on November 21, 2019, 04:09:15 PM
Tell that to roger stone.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 21, 2019, 04:15:42 PM
 How is this theft  :lol

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/21/uk-metal-detectorists-guilty-of-theft-after-concealing-3m-treasure-hoard
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 21, 2019, 04:33:53 PM
How is this theft  :lol

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/21/uk-metal-detectorists-guilty-of-theft-after-concealing-3m-treasure-hoard

Live in a monarchy, brehs. Everything belongs to the Crown.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 04:36:22 PM
brb looking at my family tree...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 21, 2019, 05:25:19 PM
How is this theft  :lol

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/21/uk-metal-detectorists-guilty-of-theft-after-concealing-3m-treasure-hoard

They found the treasure on private property that they hadn't been given permission to dig for treasure on, for one thing.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on November 22, 2019, 12:34:16 AM
https://twitter.com/dw_scitech/status/1195400822433038336

haha
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 22, 2019, 12:46:50 AM
we're all gonna turn into resetera moderators?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on November 22, 2019, 12:49:11 AM
 :brock

I don't work in an office

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm gonna look like the toxic waste guy from Robocop when I'm through with my work

https://youtu.be/2J8mkHUsiXY
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 22, 2019, 12:50:54 AM
you're gonna be feeding me noodles while I bang your tight ass from behind  ;)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on November 22, 2019, 12:53:24 AM
🥴
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 22, 2019, 12:55:22 AM
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.msg2740638#msg2740638

 ;)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on November 22, 2019, 12:57:31 AM
damn my tits look great
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on November 22, 2019, 12:59:35 AM
https://twitter.com/iamTannenbaum/status/1197736486768132096
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on November 22, 2019, 12:44:49 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/fyeahmfabello/status/1196581296564256768

Turn personal relationships into customer service transactions, brehs
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 22, 2019, 02:19:41 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/fyeahmfabello/status/1196581296564256768

Turn personal relationships into customer service transactions, brehs

https://twitter.com/prettybadlefty/status/1196868418265374720
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 22, 2019, 04:33:38 PM
https://twitter.com/HalfAtlanta/status/1197989705649930240
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on November 22, 2019, 08:16:45 PM
Don't really like weighing in on emotional labor discourse but:

(https://i.imgur.com/VeL9rQ2.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/MwR1nCv.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 22, 2019, 10:07:18 PM
Don't really like weighing in on emotional labor discourse but:

(https://i.imgur.com/VeL9rQ2.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/MwR1nCv.png)

:ohhh The origin story revealed
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 22, 2019, 10:08:11 PM
https://twitter.com/reason/status/1197953655577538560

Anytime something free gets resold by a third-party, it really rankles my cankles >:(

If the books were GPL this wouldn't have happened. :mike
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on November 23, 2019, 01:03:04 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJxhJ2EW4AA-6sm?format=jpg&name=medium)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 23, 2019, 05:42:42 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/fyeahmfabello/status/1196581296564256768

Turn personal relationships into customer service transactions, brehs
I like how it's just another grift to sell books and blog on the internet
https://www.melissafabello.com/ (https://www.melissafabello.com/)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on November 23, 2019, 10:48:32 AM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/78204451_10100409044524312_9155221415652229120_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ohc=9dBS3LylDDQAQlSXIjwIaZTS2plWZkwpnL1W7MQte_yvrejMPp8FW55WA&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=e0eaa8be4c19cc031a386067878f1a0e&oe=5E4C4B32)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 23, 2019, 11:10:38 AM
We actually don’t have capacity for you / are boarding someone else who’s having a crisis / dealing with some personal things right now. Do you have another airline you can fly?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 23, 2019, 11:53:48 AM
I prefer laying on the floor in a c17 with trucks and other heavy equipment all around me, to flying in a cramped seat with zero leg room tbh  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 23, 2019, 12:09:38 PM
https://twitter.com/aflores/status/1197999495914627072
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 23, 2019, 08:39:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/p7rTjFO.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 23, 2019, 10:34:08 PM
https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/1198442273593315329
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 24, 2019, 10:41:57 AM
https://twitter.com/TheNewThinkerr/status/1198624399227789312
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 24, 2019, 11:09:29 AM
https://twitter.com/reason/status/1197953655577538560
https://twitter.com/DrRJKavanagh/status/1198295017686806536
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 24, 2019, 12:45:06 PM
https://twitter.com/Ian56789/status/1198658429113511936
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 24, 2019, 02:20:28 PM
erry time I see this, it is a warm memory

https://twitter.com/DeutscheBank/status/1191748010440564736
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 24, 2019, 06:32:21 PM
https://twitter.com/DavidMWitty1/status/1198736032721702914 (https://twitter.com/DavidMWitty1/status/1198736032721702914)

 :neogaf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 24, 2019, 07:51:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/24A7cQf.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 24, 2019, 11:40:21 PM
https://twitter.com/NPRResist/status/1198412164928802818
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on November 25, 2019, 10:01:00 AM
lmao zerohedge

Such garbage. much wow.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 25, 2019, 01:24:39 PM
https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1199027511604260870
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on November 25, 2019, 04:19:02 PM
https://twitter.com/slasherdaysaint/status/1198622798027067394
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 25, 2019, 04:33:06 PM
Backstage high five, bro!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 25, 2019, 05:31:21 PM
https://twitter.com/olliecarroll/status/1199048948226363398 (https://twitter.com/olliecarroll/status/1199048948226363398)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 25, 2019, 11:02:47 PM
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1199175947792125952
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 26, 2019, 05:06:51 PM
Military be like sorry they got the dope ass controllers
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 26, 2019, 06:47:07 PM
I'm sorry to report that the brands are at it again. Coming soon to an ERA thread near you
https://twitter.com/Halo/status/1198152361417396224 (https://twitter.com/Halo/status/1198152361417396224)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 26, 2019, 06:59:25 PM
I'm sorry to report that the brands are at it again. Coming soon to an ERA thread near you
https://twitter.com/Halo/status/1198152361417396224 (https://twitter.com/Halo/status/1198152361417396224)

Elon: "And then they all showed up and sang happy birthday to me!"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on November 26, 2019, 07:02:02 PM
Elon probably jerked it to this video back in the day

https://youtu.be/cL-mR79GErU
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 28, 2019, 01:19:00 AM
https://twitter.com/jfagone/status/1198814773971845120
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 28, 2019, 03:19:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41Ka7Op1NuI
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 28, 2019, 03:44:23 AM
*Elon accidentally drops orbital nuclear reactor on Panda habitat during presentation*
"Oops.... guess that needs some work still hehe"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 28, 2019, 03:11:29 PM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1200078223037673472
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 28, 2019, 05:13:58 PM
Asexual here, doing my part. :salute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 28, 2019, 05:26:41 PM
https://twitter.com/BenjaminDavies3/status/1199911234528858113

 :nintendo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 29, 2019, 12:49:52 PM
https://twitter.com/incarceratedbob/status/1200439095685718016
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 29, 2019, 05:17:51 PM
https://twitter.com/WolfishHead/status/1200536461289906176
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 29, 2019, 05:23:56 PM
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/666443547739058176
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 30, 2019, 02:21:36 PM
https://twitter.com/robvato/status/1200856667535003648
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 30, 2019, 03:51:04 PM
https://twitter.com/shotheekwe/status/1200055864691961856
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 01, 2019, 02:50:24 AM
https://twitter.com/dumbandawful/status/1200956277955932161
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 02, 2019, 04:18:05 PM
https://twitter.com/eurogamer/status/1201609734773710849 (https://twitter.com/eurogamer/status/1201609734773710849)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on December 02, 2019, 05:09:21 PM
https://twitter.com/eurogamer/status/1201609734773710849 (https://twitter.com/eurogamer/status/1201609734773710849)

Stole this for the Switch thread. 8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 02, 2019, 05:58:22 PM
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1201620829689253893
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 02, 2019, 06:01:32 PM
If only there was a small country somewhere with a surplus of quality potatoes all day every day.  :thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 02, 2019, 08:45:43 PM
Sadly, the Liam Bot was too busy looking for black people to kill to answer anyone's questions.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 03, 2019, 06:49:11 PM
https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/1201986311432765440 (https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/1201986311432765440)
Quote
But the money-saving recommendations the consultants came up with made some career ICE workers uncomfortable. They proposed cuts in spending on food for migrants, as well as on medical care and supervision of detainees, according to interviews with people who worked on the project for both ICE and McKinsey and 1,500 pages of documents obtained from the agency after ProPublica filed a lawsuit under the Freedom of Information Act.

McKinsey’s team also looked for ways to accelerate the deportation process, provoking worries among some ICE staff members that the recommendations risked short-circuiting due-process protections for migrants fighting removal from the United States. The consultants, three people who worked on the project said, seemed focused solely on cutting costs and speeding up deportations — actions whose success could be measured in numbers — with little acknowledgment that these policies affected thousands of human beings.
This is peak corporate fuckery  :doge
Quote
“Well it obviously isn’t ideal to have a contractor tell us what we want to ask them to do,” the contracting officer replied. But unless someone from the government could articulate the agency’s objectives, the officer added, “what other option is there?” ICE extended the contract.
:dizzy
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 04, 2019, 11:45:07 PM
https://twitter.com/bcmerchant/status/1202377948545708032
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on December 04, 2019, 11:53:11 PM
https://twitter.com/danhett/status/1202129735247171585

https://twitter.com/berserkx33/status/1202343992932864000

https://twitter.com/insaneianb/status/1202353268292247557
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 05, 2019, 03:29:51 PM
https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1202599046356987904
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 05, 2019, 03:38:14 PM
Capitalism without theft would rule
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on December 05, 2019, 03:45:30 PM
Capitalism without theft would rule

Put this on a Joe2020 shirt ASAP :lawd
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on December 05, 2019, 03:55:03 PM
https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/status/1200058071642447874

https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/status/1200059871225360384
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 05, 2019, 03:59:31 PM
https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1202599046356987904

https://twitter.com/realpolishjokes/status/1202475294306770944
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 06, 2019, 12:29:10 PM
https://twitter.com/hotpockets/status/1202682789654597632

https://twitter.com/Groupon/status/1202696143601389568

https://twitter.com/AXE/status/1202699486637805581

https://twitter.com/Arbys/status/1202675019668742144

https://twitter.com/bostonmarket/status/1202740751295270913

https://twitter.com/paquichips/status/1202716733074821121

https://twitter.com/PopTartsUS/status/1202784922139811840

https://twitter.com/TMobile/status/1202688569308930049

https://twitter.com/hgtv/status/1202782611942387714

https://twitter.com/IMDb/status/1202697701327982592

https://twitter.com/BestBuy/status/1203000980188651520

https://twitter.com/kumandgo/status/1202759600686030849

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://twitter.com/RTSnyderCut/status/1202796165022044160
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 06, 2019, 12:35:50 PM
https://twitter.com/ScubaForDogs/status/1202987296456368129
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 06, 2019, 12:46:43 PM
https://twitter.com/hotpockets/status/1202682789654597632

https://twitter.com/Groupon/status/1202696143601389568

https://twitter.com/AXE/status/1202699486637805581

https://twitter.com/Arbys/status/1202675019668742144

https://twitter.com/bostonmarket/status/1202740751295270913

https://twitter.com/paquichips/status/1202716733074821121

https://twitter.com/PopTartsUS/status/1202784922139811840

https://twitter.com/TMobile/status/1202688569308930049

https://twitter.com/hgtv/status/1202782611942387714

https://twitter.com/IMDb/status/1202697701327982592

https://twitter.com/BestBuy/status/1203000980188651520

https://twitter.com/kumandgo/status/1202759600686030849

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://twitter.com/RTSnyderCut/status/1202796165022044160
[close]
https://twitter.com/UPS/status/1202778926155751426
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on December 06, 2019, 08:58:49 PM
How do we refute these free-market fanboys when they bring up Norway, Sweden, and all those regions? They're technically capitalist and have rather free markets.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on December 06, 2019, 11:04:57 PM
https://twitter.com/alextheseagull/status/1203002482542157824
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on December 07, 2019, 10:22:48 AM
https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1203192665023467520
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on December 07, 2019, 10:56:10 AM
How do we refute these free-market fanboys when they bring up Norway, Sweden, and all those regions? They're technically capitalist and have rather free markets.

remove "technically" and "rather" and your sentence is  spot on
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on December 07, 2019, 11:16:24 AM
just tell them social democracy is government regulated capitalism with
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on December 07, 2019, 11:23:50 AM
I guess my response is if that person asking the question thinks that countries like Norway, Sweden, the Nordic Countries in general are well run and if they want the U.S. or whatever country they're from to be run more like the Nordic countries. And then go from there.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 07, 2019, 01:50:09 PM
https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1203056637944180737 (https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1203056637944180737)
 :dizzy :usacry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on December 07, 2019, 01:59:11 PM
I guess my response is if that person asking the question thinks that countries like Norway, Sweden, the Nordic Countries in general are well run and if they want the U.S. or whatever country they're from to be run more like the Nordic countries. And then go from there.
Predictable responses of why the US can't have what they do:
"The US is a big country"
"The nordics are more homogenous, ethnically"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 07, 2019, 07:11:22 PM
https://twitter.com/JohnMiddlekauff/status/1203465010132832256
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 07, 2019, 08:18:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8ppiyEl.jpg)

 :thinking :usacry :supergay :cop  :thinking mayo buttchug  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 07, 2019, 08:20:46 PM
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1203484336944627714

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EightBitNate on December 07, 2019, 10:37:22 PM
https://youtu.be/IwvrGHsjD7g
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 08, 2019, 12:08:58 AM
https://twitter.com/ZonePhysics/status/1203540779261579265
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 08, 2019, 01:17:31 AM
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1203303056164696064
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 08, 2019, 01:45:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/8ppiyEl.jpg)

 :thinking :usacry :supergay :cop  :thinking mayo buttchug  :lol
https://twitter.com/davidsheen/status/1203557666448125952

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on December 08, 2019, 04:11:44 PM
https://www.npr.org/2019/12/04/784702588/the-best-thing-you-can-do-is-not-buy-more-stuff-says-secondhand-expert (https://www.npr.org/2019/12/04/784702588/the-best-thing-you-can-do-is-not-buy-more-stuff-says-secondhand-expert)

Sharing only because I liked how universally applicable this line was:

Quote
The volume of stuff is increasing, but the volume of good stuff among the stuff, if you will, is declining.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on December 09, 2019, 02:53:02 PM
E-scooter company Unicorn goes bust after spending too much on Facebook ads (https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50713723)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 09, 2019, 04:50:47 PM
The brand is ok  :whew

https://twitter.com/DelWilber/status/1204121474904317958 (https://twitter.com/DelWilber/status/1204121474904317958)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 09, 2019, 11:57:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/GuWvdmN.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 10, 2019, 02:00:05 PM
https://twitter.com/SimplyStassi_/status/1204466370836148227
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2019, 02:14:54 PM
Who can afford to buy a goldfish in this economy? Just rent one.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on December 11, 2019, 12:40:44 PM
Who can afford to buy a goldfish in this economy? Just rent one.
Gotta downsize to a Silverfish, or even a humble Copperhead.

 :rimshot
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 11, 2019, 01:31:08 PM
 :rodney
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 11, 2019, 02:18:51 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7780427/Cost-cutting-patients-taking-9-antibiotics-designed-FISH.html

americans
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on December 11, 2019, 04:10:45 PM
Daily Mail not a banned sauce on the bire?  :lawd
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 11, 2019, 04:33:59 PM
"Medicare For All? We don't need any of that commie garbage! Now where did I put my fish antibiotics?"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 12, 2019, 12:48:55 AM
https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/1204788429915148288
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 12, 2019, 02:03:05 AM
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1205019703875227650
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on December 12, 2019, 02:40:11 AM
What makes this late stage capitalism?
By the way, Red Pandas aren't actually Pandas, they are unrelated.
I saw one in a zoo a while ago and looked it up.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 12, 2019, 02:43:16 AM
just use your imagination
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on December 12, 2019, 02:21:29 PM
Walmart apologizes for sweater featuring Santa with cocaine (https://nypost.com/2019/12/08/walmart-apologizes-for-sweater-featuring-santa-with-cocaine/)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on December 12, 2019, 03:06:15 PM
What makes this late stage capitalism?
By the way, Red Pandas aren't actually Pandas, they are unrelated.
I saw one in a zoo a while ago and looked it up.
Next you'll tell me American Indians aren't from India.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 12, 2019, 08:01:23 PM
Quote
While business investment has historically climbed when borrowing rose, companies now are increasingly using that credit to return money to investors.

Cool, cool
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 13, 2019, 12:39:59 PM
Got this add (on adblocking browser) while reading the guardian

(https://i.ibb.co/N7BBC8h/Screenshot-20191213-183723.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on December 13, 2019, 12:45:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nBPN-MKefA
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on December 13, 2019, 02:28:03 PM
CEO of world's first $1 trillion company says monopolies aren't bad if they aren't abused (https://www.businessinsider.com/tim-cook-apple-monopolies-not-bad-if-not-abused-2019-12)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 13, 2019, 02:31:21 PM
Thank goodness, imagine if such a company used its mass to do inconvenient things like wage war on universal attachments in favour of endless proprietary bits that are intended to be lost and re-bought at a boosted margin? That'd suck.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on December 13, 2019, 02:44:42 PM
Imagine what kind of world it would be if you couldn't install an alternative web browser

Oh wait

spoiler (click to show/hide)
All browsers on iOS are Safari.
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 14, 2019, 02:31:19 PM
https://twitter.com/ktumulty/status/1205932108327374849 (https://twitter.com/ktumulty/status/1205932108327374849)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 14, 2019, 11:15:40 PM
https://twitter.com/GottaBernNow/status/1206053330184589313
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on December 14, 2019, 11:18:17 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/faa-administration-chief-meeting-boeing-172112484.html

Because Boeing had to sell safety measures as DLC.

Quote
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Boeing Co <BA.N> on Thursday abandoned its goal of winning approval this month from the Federal Aviation Administration to unground the 737 MAX after Chief Executive Dennis Muilenburg met with senior U.S. aviation officials.

The announcement came after a congressional hearing on Wednesday in which numerous lawmakers prodded the FAA to take a tougher line with Boeing as it continues to review the plane that has been grounded since March after two fatal crashes in Indonesia and Ethiopia that killed 346 people.

FAA Administrator Steve Dickson said on Wednesday he would not clear the plane to fly before 2020 and disclosed the agency has an ongoing investigation into 737 production issues in Renton, Washington. He added there are nearly a dozen milestones that must be completed before the MAX returns to service. Approval is not likely until at least February and could be delayed until March, U.S. officials told Reuters.

Muilenburg and Boeing's commercial airplanes chief, Stan Deal, met with Dickson and "committed to addressing all of the FAA’s questions," the company said, adding it will work to support the agency's "requirements and their timeline as we work to safely return the Max to service in 2020."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on December 14, 2019, 11:30:29 PM
At least in California, the state can define homeless as living with relatives. That can still means multiple families sharing a 1 bedroom apartment. It's cruel and inhuman how we treat some of the most vulnerable members of society, especially in areas where there's actual vacancies but landlords and large housing companies refuse to drop their rental rates because they want to keep it high because tech bros can afford it and nobody else.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on December 15, 2019, 01:28:33 AM
https://www.foxbusiness.com/technology/att-launching-streaming-platform-to-complement-hbo-max
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 15, 2019, 08:57:47 PM
https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2019-12-15/retirement-suspend-social-security

Quote
When savings are meager, it might be time to unretire
(https://i.imgur.com/AMXpZYZ.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 15, 2019, 10:38:42 PM
https://www.dailyrepublic.com/all-dr-news/solano-news/fairfield/jelly-belly-ceo-restores-historic-military-vehicles-to-teach-meaning-of-freedom/

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 15, 2019, 10:46:38 PM
https://twitter.com/UcenationMusic/status/1206419903416131585
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 16, 2019, 02:11:57 PM
https://twitter.com/ncilla/status/1206651235744567302 (https://twitter.com/ncilla/status/1206651235744567302)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 17, 2019, 01:40:03 PM
https://twitter.com/VickerySec/status/1206712118705176577 (https://twitter.com/VickerySec/status/1206712118705176577)
 :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 17, 2019, 03:03:33 PM
wtf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 17, 2019, 03:19:09 PM
Do we get any backer perks for crowdfunding Diablo IV?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 17, 2019, 03:34:31 PM
https://twitter.com/DaveVescio/status/1207028149873082368
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on December 17, 2019, 03:35:52 PM
I will shit onto the toilets instead of into them to protest.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 17, 2019, 03:37:05 PM
sounds like a reason to go hard on leg day, to shit in peace
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 17, 2019, 03:38:15 PM
tactical shitting  :lucille
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 17, 2019, 03:39:19 PM
poop on your bosses' desk for extra motivation
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 17, 2019, 05:06:32 PM
https://twitter.com/bizlet7/status/1206679141090766848
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on December 18, 2019, 12:03:45 AM
https://twitter.com/VickerySec/status/1206712118705176577 (https://twitter.com/VickerySec/status/1206712118705176577)
 :trumps

I asked my corporate tax lawyer GF about this... she said this is an incredibly incorrect interpretation of the situation. I'm sure Karakand can also fill us in on the specifics.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on December 18, 2019, 12:32:21 AM
They appear to be using federal income tax expense (benefit) per their financial statements and not the actual income tax per their 2018 tax return.

In the past they had recorded certain tax liabilities on their books that there was an expectation that they might have to eventually pay that they didn't actually end up having to pay after events that took place in 2018. (An audit was concluded, our shitty new tax law implemented a semi territorial corporate income tax that will probably wilt under WTO challenge.)

Because they overstated tax expense in prior years they had to reverse those overstatements in the current year on their financial statements.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 18, 2019, 10:41:47 PM
seems like accounting is just evil, no offence accountants of the bore
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Crash Dummy on December 19, 2019, 04:21:11 AM
https://twitter.com/DaveVescio/status/1207028149873082368
A Spanish art historian uncovered the first use of modern art as a deliberate form
of torture: Kandinsky and Klee, as well Buñuel and Dalí, were the inspiration behind
a series of secret cells and torture centers built in Barcelona in 1938, the work of a
French anarchist,Alphonse Laurencˇicˇ (a Slovene family name!), who invented a form of
“psychotechnic” torture: he created his so-called “colored cells” as a contribution to
the fight against Franco’s forces.1 The cells were as inspired by ideas of geometric abstraction
and surrealism as they were by avant-garde art theories on the psychological
properties of colors. Beds were placed at a 20-degree angle, making them near impossible
to sleep on, and the floors of the 6-foot-by-3-foot cells were strewn with
bricks and other geometric blocks to prevent the prisoners from walking backward
and forward.The only option left to them was staring at the walls, which were curved
and covered with mind-altering patterns of cubes, squares, straight lines, and spirals
which utilized tricks of color, perspective, and scale to cause mental confusion and
distress. Lighting effects gave the impression that the dizzying patterns on the wall were
moving. Laurencˇicˇ preferred to use the color green because, according to his theory
of the psychological effects of various colors, it produced melancholy and sadness.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: HardcoreRetro on December 19, 2019, 04:30:43 AM
https://twitter.com/DaveVescio/status/1207028149873082368

You're obviously supposed to take off your pants and sit on them the other way around. It even has handhold grips.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2019, 09:04:24 AM
https://twitter.com/DaveVescio/status/1207028149873082368
A Spanish art historian uncovered the first use of modern art as a deliberate form
of torture: Kandinsky and Klee, as well Buñuel and Dalí, were the inspiration behind
a series of secret cells and torture centers built in Barcelona in 1938, the work of a
French anarchist,Alphonse Laurencˇicˇ (a Slovene family name!), who invented a form of
“psychotechnic” torture: he created his so-called “colored cells” as a contribution to
the fight against Franco’s forces.1 The cells were as inspired by ideas of geometric abstraction
and surrealism as they were by avant-garde art theories on the psychological
properties of colors. Beds were placed at a 20-degree angle, making them near impossible
to sleep on, and the floors of the 6-foot-by-3-foot cells were strewn with
bricks and other geometric blocks to prevent the prisoners from walking backward
and forward.The only option left to them was staring at the walls, which were curved
and covered with mind-altering patterns of cubes, squares, straight lines, and spirals
which utilized tricks of color, perspective, and scale to cause mental confusion and
distress. Lighting effects gave the impression that the dizzying patterns on the wall were
moving. Laurencˇicˇ preferred to use the color green because, according to his theory
of the psychological effects of various colors, it produced melancholy and sadness.

Harsh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on December 19, 2019, 10:44:43 AM
Jokes on them. Taking a shit while in excruciating pain is my fetish :rash

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And was TVC’s (PBUH) as well :tocry
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 20, 2019, 07:25:51 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EL67Cn4WwAAg0JY.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2019, 08:15:51 PM
seems like accounting is just evil, no offence accountants of the bore

none taken, cretin
 :snob
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on December 20, 2019, 09:15:09 PM
My family made its money in something more odious than accounting so my odious trade is actually a moral upgrade.

That said it was very much a co-conspirator in my political radicalization.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 21, 2019, 06:02:24 PM
seems like accounting is just evil, no offence accountants of the bore

Quoted with offence.  And you know it's not the books, math, or red ink that make it evil: it's the people. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 21, 2019, 06:59:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/4Z9obiU.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/mpQzGDk.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 24, 2019, 05:22:07 PM
https://twitter.com/Inartica/status/1209593346403921920
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: agrajag on December 24, 2019, 09:59:21 PM
https://twitter.com/marclamonthill/status/1209517225847246848
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on December 25, 2019, 09:22:06 AM
https://twitter.com/Inartica/status/1209593346403921920

How long you think until someone trips and sues the city?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on December 28, 2019, 08:57:35 AM
Hell doesn't exist, comrade.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on December 28, 2019, 12:02:20 PM
https://twitter.com/catcontentonly/status/1210629354046316545

first i was "hey, what's up with the xenophobia", and then i was "oh, she's a murican ree-merchant"  :lol

and if she's gonna blame a bunch of 20 year olds for the vietnam war, she's also on the hook for a whole bunch of things that won't be absolved by posting twitter hot takes :hmph
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on December 28, 2019, 06:06:01 PM
https://twitter.com/new_soup/status/1208120927474585604
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on December 30, 2019, 11:57:59 AM
https://twitter.com/catcontentonly/status/1210629354046316545

first i was "hey, what's up with the xenophobia", and then i was "oh, she's a murican ree-merchant"  :lol

and if she's gonna blame a bunch of 20 year olds for the vietnam war, she's also on the hook for a whole bunch of things that won't be absolved by posting twitter hot takes :hmph

20 year olds?  The screenshots are about Vietnam war veterans.

according to a once very popular song, the average age of the vietnam combat soldier was 19

na-na-na-na-nineteen
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 30, 2019, 12:21:50 PM
There's one veteran pictured, and according to the actual article:
A) He was drafted.
B) He was not a foot soldier.
C) He did not return forty years later. He returned to Vietnam in 1992 to help refugees.
D) His marriage is not of convenience to "reap the benefits of the socialist government." He and his wife have two children.
E) He is semi-retired now. He appears to be on the board of several Vietnam charities.

Another vet is mentioned who returned in 2008 to be a volunteer English teacher for rural high schools. Now he's teaching at a Vietnamese university.

They are the only vets mentioned by name and they both seem to be net contributors to the country.


Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 30, 2019, 12:51:36 PM
There's one veteran pictured, and according to the actual article:
A) He was drafted.
B) He was not a foot soldier.
C) He did not return forty years later. He returned to Vietnam in 1992 to help refugees.
D) His marriage is not of convenience to "reap the benefits of the socialist government." He and his wife have two children.
E) He is semi-retired now. He appears to be on the board of several Vietnam charities.

Another vet is mentioned who returned in 2008 to be a volunteer English teacher for rural high schools. Now he's teaching at a Vietnamese university.

They are the only vets mentioned by name and they both seem to be net contributors to the country.




Are these the “okay boomers” that I’ve been hearing so much about lately?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on December 30, 2019, 01:36:18 PM
https://twitter.com/the_heva/status/1211062031714881537
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 30, 2019, 02:23:57 PM
https://twitter.com/the_heva/status/1211420880011591680
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 30, 2019, 04:27:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/djPjKEd.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 30, 2019, 04:44:25 PM
https://twitter.com/catcontentonly/status/1210629354046316545
https://twitter.com/catcontentonly/status/1211762858431832067

dutch directness> chinese bluntness
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 31, 2019, 02:24:19 AM
https://twitter.com/nojumper/status/1211771884834045952
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 01, 2020, 04:59:35 PM
https://twitter.com/DaveVescio/status/1207028149873082368

Love this!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 01, 2020, 06:00:28 PM
https://twitter.com/StevenFulop/status/1212472280514748416 (https://twitter.com/StevenFulop/status/1212472280514748416)

This is what the killer robots will look like
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 01, 2020, 06:03:34 PM
https://twitter.com/DaveVescio/status/1207028149873082368

Love this!

Making employees miserable at work will definitely increase productivity!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 01, 2020, 06:06:19 PM
https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1212496748654088199 (https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1212496748654088199)

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2020, 07:39:26 PM
dad directness  :lawd
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2020, 07:41:08 PM
https://twitter.com/StevenFulop/status/1212472280514748416 (https://twitter.com/StevenFulop/status/1212472280514748416)

This is what the killer robots will look like
they're already telling us what to do. "Go clean that spill up on aisle 5, lil bitch human!"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 01, 2020, 09:44:43 PM
destroy capitalism to save the vidya  8)

(https://i.redd.it/j78p3kkf47841.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on January 02, 2020, 02:49:55 AM
Probably just front loaded expenses of setting up regulatory bodies but hur dur guvment is so inefficient.

they licensed 24 stores with a lottery to serve 14 million people, the black market is still cheaper, has better quality and on top of that, is more convenient if you want to buy weed in Ontario. For a comparison, Sweden has around 1000 licensed stores who sell alcohol to 10 million people, and even that is a lot less stores than ideal.
Colorado has over 2000 weed stores to serve around 5 million people. And predictably, they made around a billion USD in tax revenue.

Despite that Ontario STILL had the highest legal revenue of all the provinces, and they STILL lost money. It should really be an impossible mission, but they managed to find a way.

They fucked up the rollout in a big way, and their hur dur inefficiency is a big part of that. They plan to license 20 stores a month, but for some reason or another, not until april.  :idont

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on January 02, 2020, 02:27:46 PM
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1212767088160452608  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 02, 2020, 05:03:36 PM
Can't wait to have my boss monitor my triglycerides, too :lawd
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 03, 2020, 01:01:58 PM
https://twitter.com/LadiSpeaks/status/1212060099281379334 (https://twitter.com/LadiSpeaks/status/1212060099281379334)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on January 03, 2020, 01:12:35 PM
https://twitter.com/LadiSpeaks/status/1212060099281379334 (https://twitter.com/LadiSpeaks/status/1212060099281379334)

tfw you realise you've literally been pissing away millions of dollars in your life  :larry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 03, 2020, 04:19:35 PM
Honestly, having two lungs hasn't done a whole lot for me anyway...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Akala on January 03, 2020, 04:24:28 PM
I am drawing a blank on early morning urine?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on January 03, 2020, 04:25:59 PM
I am drawing a blank on early morning urine?
For workplace drug tests, I think.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 03, 2020, 04:40:47 PM
https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1212496748654088199 (https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1212496748654088199)

 :lol

from article - though this is a ceo with invested intrests

Quote
Those numbers that came out last week, that $42 million loss, only goes to March 31, 2019. So, it really has all the startup costs baked in and none of the bricks and mortar retail numbers that started, actually, the next day on April 1st, 2019. It's got a lot of startup costs, limited online sales and then we'll actually start to see the numbers turn around this year starting April 1st as more stores came online.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/pot-sales-rosenthal-1.5286351
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on January 03, 2020, 04:54:55 PM
I wonder what a 42 million dollar grow house looks like
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 03, 2020, 06:38:17 PM
100+ million - they made 60 in profits. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on January 04, 2020, 01:41:40 PM
from article - though this is a ceo with invested intrests

Quote
Those numbers that came out last week, that $42 million loss, only goes to March 31, 2019. So, it really has all the startup costs baked in and none of the bricks and mortar retail numbers that started, actually, the next day on April 1st, 2019. It's got a lot of startup costs, limited online sales and then we'll actually start to see the numbers turn around this year starting April 1st as more stores came online.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/pot-sales-rosenthal-1.5286351

Their gross profit margin was 30% and the bottom line got annihilated by G&A costs, of which the largest amount was cost sharing with Ontario's state-run liquor concern (the government paying itself money) and salaries (the government redistributing money to its taxpayers).

There was also a one-time impairment cost in there of ~8.8 million CAD because the current government decided to shit can the previous government's plan to operate retail stores. There was another ~2.5 million in contract termination costs (like the leases on all those retail locations) from that policy reversal. Government should be run like a business or something.

Nintex works in a pretend industry so you can't fault him for not knowing anything about business.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 05, 2020, 12:46:30 AM
https://twitter.com/MrPeanut/status/1213130717229723649
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 05, 2020, 01:33:59 AM
Oh my fucking god, how is this real

Quote
SACRAMENTO (CBS13) — People living in Midtown Sacramento are getting an earful from a nearby McDonald’s that’s blasting nonstop bagpipe music.

It’s supposed to keep the homeless away, but residents say it’s driving them crazy.

This story is not about music to the ears. CBS13 asked three managers about the bagpipe music blaring from loudspeakers and they replied, “What bagpipes?” The fast-food restaurant at Broadway and 24th is open 24/7, and some neighbors were moved to complain about the sound coming from its walls.

“The first couple of days they had it on 24/7. If we wouldn’t have said anything or reported it to the police, they would have had that thing going on still,” Arnold Phillips said.

“It actually penetrates through the walls. We can hear it [when] I’m trying to watch TV or whatever and it’s going through that,” Phillips said.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 05, 2020, 01:55:18 AM
So for $45,001 I could get a womb and some breast milk? :thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 05, 2020, 02:10:42 AM
So for $45,001 I could get a womb and some breast milk? :thinking

joe mothering his own child

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.643316951.5588/pp,550x550.u2.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 05, 2020, 02:23:47 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENexdfYWkAIqr5O.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 05, 2020, 06:18:19 PM
https://twitter.com/dailydot/status/1213892670101299200 (https://twitter.com/dailydot/status/1213892670101299200)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on January 05, 2020, 06:58:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/HnrVXg8.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on January 05, 2020, 07:07:47 PM
https://twitter.com/dailydot/status/1213892670101299200 (https://twitter.com/dailydot/status/1213892670101299200)

Honestly, that's heroic in its own way.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 05, 2020, 10:53:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/V9rUiZy.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on January 05, 2020, 11:11:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/V9rUiZy.png)

So the thing that turns Movie Bob into an gamer gator/comic gator is Marvel and the Army. Huh. 

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1214034729714012160
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 06, 2020, 06:27:44 AM
Reminder that movie bob lives in his parents basement by choice  :tocry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Raist on January 06, 2020, 06:57:34 AM
https://twitter.com/LadiSpeaks/status/1212060099281379334 (https://twitter.com/LadiSpeaks/status/1212060099281379334)

"Ikeja, Nigeria"


Seems legit.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 06, 2020, 07:10:21 AM
Nigerian piss fetishists trying to scam some of my precious urine is it  :hhh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 07:59:24 AM
https://twitter.com/JASmius/status/1214037320774471681

(https://i.ibb.co/wL3Fg8Y/cap.png)

Evangelical  :kobeyuck
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 06, 2020, 09:25:19 AM
Yet his profile picture is of Dracula, a mythological creature that preys on the innocent. :curious
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 06, 2020, 09:28:37 AM
She has now collected 700k  :heart
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 06, 2020, 10:09:30 AM
What's the average donation for something like that, $20?

So she has a team of people reading the 350,000 DMs she's gotten tabulating the results? 

(*cough* sounds like BS *cough*)

What's it like being a doomer, breh?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on January 06, 2020, 10:14:41 AM
It's nice people donated, but she already has nudes on her twitter.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2020, 10:25:35 AM
It's nice people donated, but she already has nudes on her twitter.

Well then we all saved the planet for nothing!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on January 06, 2020, 10:54:39 AM
It's nice people donated, but she already has nudes on her twitter.

Well then we all saved the planet for nothing!

I dunno, the planet is a decent enough place to jack off.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on January 06, 2020, 12:06:08 PM
What's the average donation for something like that, $20?

So she has a team of people reading the 350,000 DMs she's gotten tabulating the results? 

(*cough* sounds like BS *cough*)

We all know some thirst whale pay pigs are flexing hard to try get a date with her. Good for them.

She also got banned on Insta for doing this which is such a facebook thing to do lmao.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 06, 2020, 12:07:27 PM
https://twitter.com/APBusiness/status/1214165683111710722 (https://twitter.com/APBusiness/status/1214165683111710722)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on January 06, 2020, 12:28:53 PM
What's the average donation for something like that, $20?

So she has a team of people reading the 350,000 DMs she's gotten tabulating the results? 

(*cough* sounds like BS *cough*)

click the link ghoul already provided and all of your questions shall be answered
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 06, 2020, 12:41:55 PM
Yes she claims she hired a team to parse her DMs.. screams bullshit to me, but whatever marks.

"This Twitter Thot explained it all to the media when she contacted them!"  - Punk ass marks.
She hired a team of people and likely pays them with promises of more nudes.  :teehee
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2020, 12:42:16 PM
Yes she claims she hired a team to parse her DMs.. screams bullshit to me, but whatever marks.

"This Twitter Thot explained it all to the media when she contacte them!"  - Punk ass marks.

umad? Why don't you report her for tax evasion? :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 06, 2020, 01:46:17 PM
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1214033658392301568
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 06, 2020, 08:18:44 PM
https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1214340943614230529

https://youtu.be/dMij_0q258c

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 06, 2020, 09:45:16 PM
https://twitter.com/Dancermaryg/status/1214358901296115713

https://twitter.com/Boo_gluten/status/1214369927064244224

I think this is why companies mute comments on their YouTube videos
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 06, 2020, 09:48:34 PM
servicing the bots  :aah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 06, 2020, 09:52:42 PM
the real sexbots were the humans loosening up some gaskets for a pittance
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on January 06, 2020, 09:53:56 PM
The bizarre utopian feel along with a Vangelis-esque music track over it makes me want to curl into a ball and die.

#NotMyFuture
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 06, 2020, 11:41:46 PM
*No poor people or homeless allowed

**Not available in Central America, South America, some parts of Asia, or Africa
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 06, 2020, 11:50:32 PM
https://twitter.com/Toyota/status/1214307946395525124
SimCity 6 looks no better than the last one wtf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on January 07, 2020, 02:07:53 AM
Trying to picture the elevator pitch for that, something like, "What if it were Toyotathon every day? What if your neighborhood *was* a Toyotathon?"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on January 07, 2020, 02:09:55 AM
Quote
For the design of Woven City, Toyota has commissioned Danish architect, Bjarke Ingels, CEO, Bjarke Ingels Group (BIG). His team at BIG have designed many high-profile projects: from 2 World Trade Center in New York and Lego House in Denmark, to Google’s Mountain View and London headquarters.

(https://i.imgur.com/sEJmAzW.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 07, 2020, 07:12:39 PM
Quote
The masterplan of the city includes the designations for street usage into three types: for faster vehicles only, for a mix of lower speed, personal mobility and pedestrians, and for a park-like promenade for pedestrians only.  These three street types weave together to form an organic grid pattern to help accelerate the testing of autonomy.
If there's a master plan, how is grid "organic"? What they should really do is build the city with no streets at all and wait for dirt paths to form - then pave over the dirt. I've got a story about Michigan State if anyone wants to hear it.

Quote
Toyota plans to weave in the outdoors throughout the city, with native vegetation and hydroponics.
Hydroponics has a notoriously bad runoff problem that pollutes the environment. "Weaving" this through the city would be a major health issue and perhaps even a cancer risk.

Quote
autonomous Toyota e-Palettes
This is an abuse of the "e-" prefix.

(https://i.imgur.com/mQh8d7Z.png)
why is there a fog machine
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 08, 2020, 03:34:08 PM
why is there a fog machine
Harder to target in case the US wants to bomb it.


We did it fam
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENwdBQyXYAA4jZ1?format=png&name=large)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 08, 2020, 05:24:52 PM
why is there a fog machine
Harder to target in case the US wants to bomb it.


We did it fam
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENwdBQyXYAA4jZ1?format=png&name=large)

https://twitter.com/IndeedSupport/status/1214920244021649408
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on January 08, 2020, 05:28:39 PM
I take it Esch has Nintex blocked  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 08, 2020, 05:34:27 PM
Who doesn't have nintex blocked at this point?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 08, 2020, 05:35:15 PM
Current count: atleast 6 people
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 08, 2020, 09:42:44 PM
venture capitalist buzzing nuisance aside, that backlash (response) is excessive
she wants to enjoy having a backyard to play around with her dog in peace but can't afford it, can't see an issue

bio says reporter in toronto so I'm not seeing rich villain here
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on January 08, 2020, 09:46:38 PM
There's no dog parks in Toronto?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on January 08, 2020, 11:50:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfn68g9CGFI
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 09, 2020, 03:39:08 AM
https://twitter.com/NJGov/status/1214993737128038403
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 09, 2020, 12:33:00 PM
https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1215007789547999235
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 09, 2020, 12:45:59 PM
There's no dog parks in Toronto?

I have one across from my apartment and my work, sadly no dog.

Some people have dogs that don't get along with other dogs. She said she also wanted to do a "summer workout." Maybe she just wants a quiet, private green space, and it's not just about avoiding dirty poors.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 09, 2020, 01:15:43 PM
Related:
The average price of detached house in Toronto (this includes Scarborough, North York, the old city of Toronto, etc.) is $1,363,357. The average condo price is $656,233.

In 2015, the median total income of individuals age 15 and older in Toronto was $30,089. In 2015, the median total household income in Toronto was $65,829. Yes, those figures are higher now, but not by much.

Toronto is dysfunctional.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 09, 2020, 02:54:44 PM
crushing the poors with capitalism but woke  8)

https://twitter.com/Imani_Barbarin/status/1214365201920876544
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 09, 2020, 03:42:46 PM
(https://steemitimages.com/p/5ShzsKnKF7vppGeV6VN3m3GSDcLoRruAhMmifZtFSDkYScaJabNcxC9kzP6WQy1qPHNyoBLRPkaQfqcWKc4NaHKJk77o1AMDkR97bj61reKPwcD6QQAKVwAGjuTngLbHvd9VmmUGmx5Ed89SpMPicYoa?format=match&mode=fit)

Company scrip :lawd
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2020, 04:00:48 PM
(https://steemitimages.com/p/5ShzsKnKF7vppGeV6VN3m3GSDcLoRruAhMmifZtFSDkYScaJabNcxC9kzP6WQy1qPHNyoBLRPkaQfqcWKc4NaHKJk77o1AMDkR97bj61reKPwcD6QQAKVwAGjuTngLbHvd9VmmUGmx5Ed89SpMPicYoa?format=match&mode=fit)

Company scrip :lawd

If it can be redeemed for Baja Blast, I can see the potential.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 10, 2020, 12:15:25 PM
crushing the poors with capitalism but woke  8)

https://twitter.com/Imani_Barbarin/status/1214365201920876544
https://twitter.com/ai_valentin/status/1215156413447708672
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on January 10, 2020, 01:25:19 PM
tbf she probably ordered enough food that he'd break his back trying to carry it upstairs :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 10, 2020, 05:42:46 PM
I've got at least 2 dog parks within 4 blocks of my place.  There are a lot in Toronto.

Related:
The average price of detached house in Toronto (this includes Scarborough, North York, the old city of Toronto, etc.) is $1,363,357. The average condo price is $656,233.

In 2015, the median total income of individuals age 15 and older in Toronto was $30,089. In 2015, the median total household income in Toronto was $65,829. Yes, those figures are higher now, but not by much.

Toronto is dysfunctional.


I'm going to be living in my 1 room rent-controlled appartment until I die or get kicked out. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2020, 06:28:12 PM
I've got at least 2 dog parks within 4 blocks of my place.  There are a lot in Toronto.

Related:
The average price of detached house in Toronto (this includes Scarborough, North York, the old city of Toronto, etc.) is $1,363,357. The average condo price is $656,233.

In 2015, the median total income of individuals age 15 and older in Toronto was $30,089. In 2015, the median total household income in Toronto was $65,829. Yes, those figures are higher now, but not by much.

Toronto is dysfunctional.


I'm going to be living in my 1 room rent-controlled appartment until I die or get kicked out.

What area in Toronto? PM me if you don't want Benji to dox you.

We had to leave our rent-controlled apartment in exchange for a five-figure settlement (just barely). I felt bad about it, but months later everyone was renovicted anyway for a quarter of what we received.

Now we're paying nearly $3k a month to live in a shoebox. cancry

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 10, 2020, 06:31:58 PM
Cabbage Town on Parliament.  1070$ + hydro for me.  But it is literally a small one-room place.  Also, this year was the first time my landlord raised rent after having lived here 5-6 years now I think, so that helps a lot. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 10, 2020, 06:33:35 PM
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oz8xYzLEsMEOWwYzS/giphy.gif?cid=790b761185b69482ff4790e04eda386ff89ce6fc9c94c832&rid=giphy.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 10, 2020, 10:31:03 PM
Quote
Instagram deleted a post by Iranian journalist Emadeddin Baghi, a critic of Iran's government, who had nevertheless wrote Soleimani's killing was "contrary to the principles of international law.”

Instagram says: "it was complying with US sanctions law."
:phil
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 10, 2020, 10:42:35 PM
It's because the Revolutionary Guard is a designated terrorist organization and you can't express support for terrorist organizations, even if it's just to point out that an assassination is in violation of international laws.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 11, 2020, 12:30:13 AM
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oz8xYzLEsMEOWwYzS/giphy.gif?cid=790b761185b69482ff4790e04eda386ff89ce6fc9c94c832&rid=giphy.gif)

Benji, circa 2020 (colorized)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on January 12, 2020, 12:52:20 PM
https://twitter.com/Succinct_Punchy/status/1216086940052852737
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 12, 2020, 02:17:06 PM
https://twitter.com/JessicaLBurbank/status/1216168261483737089
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 13, 2020, 06:50:15 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOMm90OX0AAR5WR?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 17, 2020, 12:40:40 PM
https://twitter.com/tressiemcphd/status/1218215812634271745

https://twitter.com/tressiemcphd/status/1218224707041804289
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on January 17, 2020, 09:54:06 PM
https://payup.wtf/doordash/no-free-lunch-report
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on January 17, 2020, 11:09:00 PM
Until self-driving cars are allowed to go through the city streets without a driver, there's no way these companies would make a profit. What I don't understand is why investors are throwing money at this industry when they're 10-15 years away from making a profit. They have no real business model and it's just an investor Ponzi scheme that looks like it works because it exploits the workers so much.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 17, 2020, 11:52:01 PM
Yeah, these "gig economy" jobs just seem like the biggest scam of all time.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on January 18, 2020, 12:54:43 PM
It's helpful to think of present day tech investment as a symptom of capital strike and wealth inequality.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on January 19, 2020, 05:53:04 PM
https://twitter.com/stumblebee/status/1218716387259977729
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on January 19, 2020, 08:42:02 PM
https://twitter.com/KendraWrites/status/1218976172819742720
https://twitter.com/KendraWrites/status/1218978900518240257
https://twitter.com/KendraWrites/status/1218980813020286977
https://twitter.com/KendraWrites/status/1218981762212278272
https://twitter.com/KendraWrites/status/1218983046638133250
https://twitter.com/KendraWrites/status/1218984044576284672
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on January 19, 2020, 10:14:14 PM
The housing and rent situation in the major cities in this country is so fucked. I know people claim rent control will help but my understanding is that the one thing you can get economists to agree on is that rent control doesn't help, so yeah. Obviously the tech bros in SF want everything to be automated so they can avoid the poors but that isn't close to being a reality. It's all so untenable with no real solution in sight.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 19, 2020, 10:20:22 PM
I honestly don't trust economists on rent control.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 19, 2020, 11:30:59 PM
Meanwhile, China's home ownership rate is 90%. #DengShui
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2020, 03:12:43 PM
https://www.thestar.com/business/2020/01/15/men-living-in-toronto-havent-seen-their-wages-increase-since-2000-according-to-new-statcan-study.html?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMedia&utm_campaign=1100am&utm_campaign_id=Business&utm_content=men-living-in-toronto-havent-seen-their-wages-increase-since-2000-according-to-new-statcan-study

Quote
Wages for men were hit particularly hard, especially in cities that bore the brunt of the decline in manufacturing jobs, such as Toronto, Oshawa and Windsor. Between 2000 and 2015, men’s wages were flat or in decline in those cities

Note: during that time, the price of a detached home roughly tripled in Toronto.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on January 20, 2020, 05:53:49 PM
If wages are flat/declining for men and mostly the same for women, why is the bidding going up on housing? Speculators?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 20, 2020, 05:59:08 PM
1) It's not flat for everybody
2) Supply has not kept up with population growth

Contrary to popular belief, neither speculation nor "financialization" can consistently drive the prices up. I don't think the vacancy rate has significantly changed for years.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2020, 06:43:23 PM
Foreign investors are not constrained by local wages.
Wages have gone up for the rich, many of whom own investment properties in addition to their primary residences.
Interest rates are low.
Tens of thousands come into the city and an equal amount of supply is not and cannot be built (in the case is detached housing). What is being built is shitty one-bedroom condos unsuitable for family formation.
Baby-boomers are not downgrading at the same rate as previous generations.
Purpose built rental units haven’t been built much since the 1970s (economists would point to modern rent control laws from 1975).
Canada is a great place to launder money.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on January 20, 2020, 09:31:40 PM
I honestly don't trust economists on rent control.

They have this assumption that the state can only do rent control instead of rent control in conjunction with building high density housing, investigating / prosecuting international money laundering, expropriating slumlords or absentee landlords, et cetera. It's unlikely to be a panacea on its own, at least after decades of neglect.

tbf to the court philosophers that is the likely outcome when so much subnational political power has been captured by developers and (in Anglo North America) the voting bloc that arose from postwar policies.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2020, 02:35:46 PM
I honestly don't trust economists on rent control.

They have this assumption that the state can only do rent control instead of rent control in conjunction with building high density housing, investigating / prosecuting international money laundering, expropriating slumlords or absentee landlords, et cetera. It's unlikely to be a panacea on its own, at least after decades of neglect.


I don't have a strong opinion on this, but why must policy A be combined with policies B, C, and D, which are not logically connected (D is somewhat logically connected I suppose), to discover whether enacting policy A creates shortages of affordable housing?
I imagine if an economist is going to do an empirical study on rent control, then that's the variable they're going to look at.
 

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 22, 2020, 02:45:31 PM
Sorry how is building high density housing not logically connect to rent control?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2020, 02:49:01 PM
Sorry how is building high density housing not logically connect to rent control?

I read it as the state building high-density housing. The state can build high density housing whether or not there is rent control on private rentals.

If Kara means the market is building this high-density housing, how is this a policy? It is an effect of policy.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 22, 2020, 02:58:57 PM
There's no dispute that rent control causes shortages so it doesn't need to be studied. Kara's point is that rent control is maligned on that basis alone without acknowledging that there are policy combinations which include rent control and can still have a positive effect on housing.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 22, 2020, 03:04:40 PM
The state can build high density housing whether or not there is rent control on private rentals, but a workable policy of rent control can not be done without state building is what I got from Karas post.  So it's not about economists testing for the effect given current policies it's about them not even testing potential policies and thus their effects due to bad assumptions. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2020, 04:15:19 PM
There's no dispute that rent control causes shortages so it doesn't need to be studied. Kara's point is that rent control is maligned on that basis alone without acknowledging that there are policy combinations which include rent control and can still have a positive effect on housing.

But, again, those policy combinations do not require rent control. The question would then be which creates more affordable housing: rent control plus those policy combinations or those policy combinations without rent control?

The state can build high density housing whether or not there is rent control on private rentals, but a workable policy of rent control can not be done without state building is what I got from Karas post. So it's not about economists testing for the effect given current policies it's about them not even testing potential policies and thus their effects due to bad assumptions.

If you are right, that simply means that building public/social housing is necessary to make rent control workable (and obviously social housing itself needs rent control). It doesn't mean that a policy of rent control is preferable to a policy of no rent control.

What are these assumptions? That no other housing policies exist?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 22, 2020, 05:27:32 PM
But, again, those policy combinations do not require rent control. The question would then be which creates more affordable housing: rent control plus those policy combinations or those policy combinations without rent control?
You're missing the temporal aspect here. The question isn't which housing policy produces the most affordable housing. A supply shortage's one and only solution is investment in supply (with the government helping that along or not). But development can only go so fast and so rent controls prevent the renters from being bled dry in the meantime. Even in situations where rent isn't intolerably high, rent control laws are a safeguard that can prevent a sudden migration boom from adversely affecting lower class rents while development catches up.

Edit: I have an obligation here I think to elaborate on that final sentence because clearly rent control laws could prolong that catch-up period... but this dovetails quite nicely with Kara's point and your question about why the state has to be involved in the building. Since investors have no idea where to build (because the profit rate is arbitrarily equalized between municipalities), the state has to step in to receive complaints about shortages or analyze vacancy rates. It could then either subsidize building costs in impacted cities (the market solution) or it can simply build its own housing (the public housing solution). Thus even in the market case the state has a central role to play.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 23, 2020, 03:15:55 AM
https://twitter.com/LongDefense/status/1220180901621116928
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 23, 2020, 06:03:45 PM
https://twitter.com/QualiaRedux/status/1220061293287301120
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 23, 2020, 06:06:14 PM
paging kara
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on January 23, 2020, 07:50:45 PM
traffic laws when picking up passengers on busy roads? not sure
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on January 24, 2020, 01:23:29 AM
https://onezero.medium.com/millennials-love-zillow-because-theyll-never-own-a-home-bc50fa27ac4f
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on January 24, 2020, 01:31:57 AM
https://twitter.com/QualiaRedux/status/1220061293287301120

traffic laws when picking up passengers on busy roads? not sure
What law are the drivers breaking?

https://twitter.com/QualiaRedux/status/1220062057766232069

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 24, 2020, 03:30:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuXzvjBYW8A
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on January 24, 2020, 11:24:36 AM
https://twitter.com/QualiaRedux/status/1220061293287301120

My trump loving co-worker was an uber driver on the side. Until trumps trumps tax cuts and stock buyback act made it so he couldn't write off anything and taxed his bitcoin profits. Still loves trump tho.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2020, 01:02:15 PM
(https://i.redd.it/3ha2wc7x7jc41.png)

Just work 11.5 hours a day and seven days a week for $1.25 per hour. And bring vegan food.

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Must be fake?
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2020, 01:29:28 PM
But, again, those policy combinations do not require rent control. The question would then be which creates more affordable housing: rent control plus those policy combinations or those policy combinations without rent control?
You're missing the temporal aspect here. The question isn't which housing policy produces the most affordable housing. A supply shortage's one and only solution is investment in supply (with the government helping that along or not). But development can only go so fast and so rent controls prevent the renters from being bled dry in the meantime. Even in situations where rent isn't intolerably high, rent control laws are a safeguard that can prevent a sudden migration boom from adversely affecting lower class rents while development catches up.

Edit: I have an obligation here I think to elaborate on that final sentence because clearly rent control laws could prolong that catch-up period... but this dovetails quite nicely with Kara's point and your question about why the state has to be involved in the building. Since investors have no idea where to build (because the profit rate is arbitrarily equalized between municipalities), the state has to step in to receive complaints about shortages or analyze vacancy rates. It could then either subsidize building costs in impacted cities (the market solution) or it can simply build its own housing (the public housing solution). Thus even in the market case the state has a central role to play.

All this is to say that rent-control does reduce the the quantity of housing available in a market (while benefiting those who already have units and don't need to move) but other policies can be put in place to counteract that--policies that have been unpopular in North America for a while, at least those involving the construction of public housing. If the state enacts rent control, according to you, it needs to be involved in building units.

In Ontario, modern rent control was introduced in 1975, and it has correlated with a decrease in the construction of purpose-built rental units. 83% of purpose-built rental units were built before 1980 and only 7% since 2000. This is worse in Toronto: less than 4% of rentals were built since 2000. I doubt rent-control is solely or primarily to blame (zoning laws, popularity of condos, land speculation, etc.), but the government has not done its part to mitigate the harm.

Since about 1995, rent control laws have been changed three different times. During that time, only about 20,000 units of public housing have been constructed, increasing the supply by less than 10% while the population has grown by more than 30%. Only about 5% of low-income Ontarians on wait lists (most don't bother to get on the lists) are housed in these units in a given year. It's easy and inexpensive to change rent control laws, but it's difficult and costly to build units.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on January 24, 2020, 09:49:38 PM
My neighborhood has dumb restrictions like, any new building has to have the first floor have retail and the build is capped at 4 floors (Can't have people on the hill losing their view of the ocean!). So buildings where the biggest place probably topped out at $3k are getting replaced with stuff where you can't get a 1 bedroom for $3k.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 25, 2020, 09:37:05 AM
My neighborhood has dumb restrictions like, any new building has to have the first floor have retail and the build is capped at 4 floors (Can't have people on the hill losing their view of the ocean!). So buildings where the biggest place probably topped out at $3k are getting replaced with stuff where you can't get a 1 bedroom for $3k.

The retail requirement could make sense. The cap is dumb.

This is a Toronto zoning map.
(https://urbantoronto.ca/admin.php?q=sites/default/files/imagecache/display-slideshow/images/articles/2017/04/26476/26476-92765.jpg)

Yellow = detached and semi-detached housing. No duplexes or triplexes. This means Toronto looks like this when you leave the core:

(https://cdn.skyrisecities.com/sites/default/files/images/articles/2014/02/9563/urbantoronto-9563-33574.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 25, 2020, 10:28:19 AM
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/23/reuters-america-in-central-poland-robots-replace-people-as-minimum-wage-rises.html

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STARE MIASTO, Poland, Jan 23 (Reuters) - Henryk Kaminski has responded to a hike in Poland’s minimum wage by automating some roles at his family’s plastics factory, illustrating the risks of a policy that aims to raise living standards but could push up prices and stifle jobs growth.

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At Kon-Plast, the factory at Stare Miasto near Konin in central Poland where the Kaminski family produces plastic containers, a newly purchased printing machine will replace two staff members on each of four teams that work shifts.

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While Kon-Plast pays all its staff more than the minimum wage, it has raised salaries as a result of January’s hike.

Kaminski does not plan to shed employees at the moment but said the shift to automation means an increase in the workforce of about 15% to meet demand will not now be needed.

-Story that a raise in minimum wage (to around 600 Euros a month?) in a country with the EUs third lowest unemployment means that workers will be replaced by "robots."
-Employer used as anecdote actually has no minimum wage workers.
-No evidence employer wouldn't use automation anyway.
-No evidence employer wouldn't have given employees raise anyway because of tight labor market plus 3%-4% inflation.
-Employer did not actually shed employees.

The article also blames the minimum wage increases on the increase in inflation, but doesn't explain how much of the increase is to be blamed on the policy. I'll let ING do the work for them. 

From ING:
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According to our estimates these strong minimum wage rises should add 1.2-2.2ppt to average salary dynamics in 2020 and maintain this elevated growth in following years. Each 1ppt of wage growth adds 0.3ppt to CPI.
So the 15% increase in minimum wage will add 1.2-2.2ppt to overall wages. This seems small, but see here:

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Evidence for Canada is provided by Fortin and Lemieux (2015) who find, based on panel regressions on provincial annual data, that a 1 per cent minimum wage increase leads to a 0.67 per cent increase in the 5th percentile of the wage distribution that year, a 0.31 per cent increase in the 10th percentile, and a 0.08 per cent rise in the 15th percentile. Above the 15th percentile, the impact is statistically insignificant.

According to ING's math, a 1.2-2.2% increase in wages will lead to 0.36 to 0.66% in CPI.  A Canadian study by the Bank of Canada found even less of an impact (0.7 to 0.1.). But the dynamics are probably different.

Anyway, a 15% increase in minimum wage (in Poland at least) will lead to a .66% increase in CPI at most.

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“I get more at work, for me it’s 500 zlotys (a month),” said Daniel Nowak, 23, standing behind the counter of the Warsaw supermarket where he works.

“I can buy more things ... but also the price of goods has gone up so it’s like I don’t feel it all that much.”

 ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 26, 2020, 05:05:48 PM
Love the pods.
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/underground-beds-sleeping-pods-San-Francisco-14957185.php
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Developer Chris Elsey of Elsey Partners . . . plans to build two apartment buildings in San Francisco's Mission District that would each include two basement-level floors with 88 so-called "sleeping pods," measuring about 50 square feet each, just a little bigger than a king-size bed.

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In the basement-level floors, the sleeping pods are stacked on top of one another, like bunk beds, with one side opening to a common living space. It has a feel similar to a youth hostel or college dorm. A curtain could provide privacy in the sleeping pods

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The sleeping pods would rent for $1,000 to $1,375 each

(https://s.hdnux.com/photos/01/07/72/42/18851991/3/920x920.jpg)


Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 26, 2020, 05:07:01 PM
that's kind of cool actually
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 26, 2020, 05:21:11 PM
that's kind of cool actually
Spend the $1,375 on a flight to Sweden.
Commit a crime.
Live here:
(https://image.insider.com/5d38b5bf36e03c5a3b2456a6?width=750&format=jpeg)
9’ ceilings!

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 26, 2020, 05:37:58 PM
yeah, but the pods have a curtain that can provide privacy
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 26, 2020, 08:10:16 PM
yeah, but the pods have a curtain that can provide privacy
According to the article, no sex is allowed in the pods. The other place has unlined Swedish sausage.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 26, 2020, 08:54:19 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/mbdfljrtvzc41.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5d1976918d2a67b0cab606b7200e046ca3594b8f)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2020, 07:22:19 AM
https://twitter.com/BBCLondonNews/status/1222081082323095552 (https://twitter.com/BBCLondonNews/status/1222081082323095552)
 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 28, 2020, 05:29:41 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/01/27/fight-new-employment-law-uber-pits-california-drivers-against-each-other/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on January 28, 2020, 06:57:32 PM
Even if you ignore the Zyklon B thing, they also requested Auschwitz-Monowitz (Auschwitz III) to be built for their Buna plant. :hitler
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on January 28, 2020, 08:10:46 PM
https://twitter.com/nottoowarmplz/status/1222019331577405445

This isn't quite right. IG Farben didn't produce the Zyklon B, Degesch corporation (founded in 1919) did, of which IG Farben later owned shares. IG Farben's own claim to infamy was its use of slave labor in its Buna plant (where they produced synthetic rubber and fuel) next to Auschwitz III Monowitz (which was purposely built for IG Farben).
Also, BASF didn't found IG Farben, it was only one of 8 companies that merged into IG Farben in 1925.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 28, 2020, 08:33:00 PM
kinda weird that the genocide guy knows so much about the Holocaust
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2020, 08:54:35 PM
Is this why the Bore prefers Taco Bell?

Chipotle cited with 13,253 child labor law violations in Massachusetts
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/28/business/chipotle-child-labor-law-violations/index.html
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New York (CNN Business)Chipotle agreed to pay a $1.3 million fine for more than 13,000 child labor violations at several of its Massachusetts locations.

$100 per violation? Seems worth it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on January 28, 2020, 09:03:26 PM
kinda weird that the genocide guy knows so much about the Holocaust

I am sorry, I still think every Pizza Hut need to be wiped off the map. :hmph
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on January 28, 2020, 10:23:55 PM
https://twitter.com/ran_lpl/status/1222103940545773568
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 29, 2020, 12:28:02 AM
Is it just me or is Peloton literally the exercise scene from 1984
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on January 29, 2020, 07:26:54 AM
https://twitter.com/ran_lpl/status/1222103940545773568

We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Beale. The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Beale. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that perfect world in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality -- one vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock, all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 29, 2020, 07:49:27 AM
https://twitter.com/nottoowarmplz/status/1222019331577405445
I like how instead of Nazi they use the politically correct NS regime.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 29, 2020, 04:17:06 PM
:nsfw

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(https://i.redd.it/qkujkfsdord41.jpg)
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The future :noah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 29, 2020, 04:27:08 PM
:nsfw

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The future :noah
Looks like Demi’s present.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on January 29, 2020, 04:54:57 PM
https://youtu.be/QAbEe4FTr6c

Dead or not. Sell those chocolates
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on January 29, 2020, 05:11:21 PM
Isn't that seven years old?
Steve McQueen has been used in two Ford commercials, too.
Edit: The second one was shown 15 years ago.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on January 29, 2020, 05:25:57 PM
Anyway, using the likeness of dead people to market stuff is hardly new or capitalist.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 29, 2020, 06:08:29 PM
Socialists have walked around with Che Guevara t-shirts for years  :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on January 29, 2020, 07:04:41 PM
Anyway, using the likeness of dead people to market stuff is hardly new or capitalist.

I mean in this particular case it's the only purpose. To sell more chocolates. Tacky use of CGI of a dead person is kinda ehhhh to me. edit: kinda like how some movie studio was or is planning to use James Dean in CGI form for something new.

But yes it is an oldie now.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 30, 2020, 03:37:52 PM
https://twitter.com/chrisjacobsHC/status/1222874181945241601
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 30, 2020, 03:42:03 PM
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1222978008937639938
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 30, 2020, 03:43:46 PM
https://twitter.com/Mastercard/status/1222591326719561733

dance for us little wage cuck dance!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 30, 2020, 03:58:11 PM
https://twitter.com/chrisjacobsHC/status/1222874181945241601

"It's so simple a child could figure it out! Now, let me explain the process across 20 Tweets..."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on January 30, 2020, 04:02:35 PM
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Under #Obamacare, however, employers can impose waiting periods of no more than 90 days. (Statutory language below.) So @ebruenig would face (at most) a three month wait until her @nytimes coverage kicks in...
while her kid has an ear infection... no rush.

He then admits that she has to pay several thousand dollars for COBRA to cover the gap. So... she's right.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 30, 2020, 07:38:01 PM
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The San Francisco-based company was founded in 2005 and became known for its unique model of providing free, ad-supported health-records software to independent doctors.

:nope
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 30, 2020, 08:25:44 PM
Let’s see if you have any drug allergies...hold on...just gotta watch a 30 second ad for Raid: Shadow Legends first.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on January 30, 2020, 10:25:54 PM
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1222939292227592196
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 31, 2020, 07:31:26 AM
$33 more than I have tbh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 31, 2020, 12:29:18 PM
Technically lagestagesocialism but whatevs
https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1223218977570078721 (https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1223218977570078721)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 31, 2020, 03:34:52 PM
https://twitter.com/DatPiff/status/1223300702815973376

latestage black capitalism  :pacspit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 31, 2020, 03:36:19 PM
Technically lagestagesocialism but whatevs
https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1223218977570078721 (https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1223218977570078721)

chasing old people with drones :rejoice
run boomer, run
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 02, 2020, 04:12:03 PM
https://twitter.com/SBANYPD/status/1223793906560749568
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 03, 2020, 04:36:12 PM
Can bash Rao a bunch but what a great grift she runs, I gotta admit. Be rich and fleece whites for dollars and all you gotta do is shittalk them :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 03, 2020, 04:45:08 PM
https://twitter.com/allahliker/status/1224430949548601344
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Morgan Richards admits she recently did nothing when someone patronizingly commended her for adopting her two black children, as though she had saved them. “What I went through to be a mother, I didn’t care if they were black,” she says, opening a window for Rao to challenge her: “So, you admit it is stooping low to adopt a black child?” And Richards accepts that the undertone of her statement is racist
.

 :social
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 04, 2020, 07:57:22 PM
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On Tuesday, a special condo sales event is being held in Toronto where invited guests will be able to purchase pricey downtown condo units for as much as $8 million and get a chance to spin a wheel for prizes that include a new Porsche, a Rolex watch, ultra expensive Hermes Birkin handbags and shopping “sprees” at Holt Renfrew.

The Lunar New Year party, set to take place in the evening in a third-floor ballroom at the upscale Shangri-La hotel on University Avenue, is being hosted by the people behind the planned King Toronto project, a luxury condo development slated for the King Street and Spadina Avenue area.

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2020/02/04/porsches-and-rolex-watches-among-prizes-at-toronto-condo-sales-party.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: eleuin on February 05, 2020, 02:01:40 AM
https://twitter.com/trrvvb/status/1223682913012596737

Who tryna be my usbank
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 05, 2020, 11:40:02 AM
https://twitter.com/node_modjuuls/status/1223852021800980480
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 05, 2020, 01:13:18 PM
hello @yumbrands
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 05, 2020, 01:37:57 PM
https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/1225022153155842048 (https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/1225022153155842048)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 05, 2020, 02:51:36 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on February 05, 2020, 07:01:53 PM
https://twitter.com/node_modjuuls/status/1223852021800980480

Is this the next evolution of furries? Brandies?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 06, 2020, 12:03:16 PM
https://torontostoreys.com/home-prices-gta-january-trreb-2020/

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Moreover, the average selling price in January was up by 12.3%, driven by the detached and condominium apartment segments in Toronto.

The average detached price in the 416 is up 16.7% to $1,369,848. The average condo price is up 15% year over year.

That detached price is affordable with a combined income of $200k at $270k down, assuming a 30-year mortgage.

This is fine.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on February 06, 2020, 01:06:03 PM
https://gfuel.com/

As someone who enjoys a Monster or Rockstar energy drink from time to time, I don't think I am in the position to judge. :existential
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on February 06, 2020, 01:15:44 PM
Don't forget to grab a TSM_Viss shaker and use code DOUG to save 10% at checkout.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on February 06, 2020, 02:25:26 PM
gfuel really is the perfect drink for gamers, cause it exceeds safe levels of lead :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 10, 2020, 07:57:07 PM
https://twitter.com/FOX13News/status/1226983709276065792
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 10, 2020, 07:58:52 PM
#VoteBernie
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 10, 2020, 08:00:18 PM
gfuel really is the perfect drink for gamers, cause it exceeds safe levels of lead :lol

putting the lead in scoreboard leader
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on February 10, 2020, 09:12:27 PM
https://twitter.com/mikeaxisa/status/1227051469456756736
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on February 10, 2020, 09:13:41 PM
Having to play for the Mets should act as a deterrent if anything :rodney
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 10, 2020, 09:16:15 PM
https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiComo/status/1226951233824600064
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 10, 2020, 09:19:56 PM
https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1227053715254804481
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 10, 2020, 09:59:14 PM
https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1227053715254804481

lol

https://twitter.com/dukekickem/status/1227053787174461440
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: eleuin on February 11, 2020, 01:08:35 AM
https://twitter.com/spacecoyotl/status/1224631670243909633
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 12, 2020, 12:20:38 AM
Happened upon the antics of the Belgians in the Congo.
God damn  :goty
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 12, 2020, 04:50:00 PM
https://twitter.com/Shell_Nigeria/status/1227147822966898688 (https://twitter.com/Shell_Nigeria/status/1227147822966898688)

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 12, 2020, 05:52:09 PM
remember to take care of yourselves, loyal employees, here are some tips from the CIA

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1227638516403843074

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1225041773535399936

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1222560630735101970

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 12, 2020, 07:02:04 PM
https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1227519542538035200
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on February 13, 2020, 07:55:39 AM
remember to take care of yourselves, loyal employees, here are some tips from the CIA

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1227638516403843074

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1225041773535399936

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1222560630735101970

Gotta be fresh and focused as you plot your next coup brehs :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on February 13, 2020, 08:48:08 AM
https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1227519542538035200

This made me way angrier than it should.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 13, 2020, 09:07:41 AM
I just post about Toronto real estate.

https://www.blogto.com/real-estate-toronto/2020/02/toronto-getting-tallest-condo-building-canada/

Quote
It's official: The long-rumoured, 95-storey-tall residential tower at the base of Yonge Street in downtown Toronto is a go. Get ready to crane those necks.

apartments ranging from 520. . . .

Prices start at "just over $800,000," according to Pinnacle, which makes sense. . . .


Over $800,000 for a studio apartment just makes sense! Twenty-five years-ago, a Torontonian could get 3 or 4 times the space (with a yard) for a third or a quarter of the price. But this makes more sense. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 13, 2020, 09:27:01 AM
https://twitter.com/allahliker/status/1224430949548601344

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQoa8XIXsAAq43r?format=jpg&name=360x360)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQoa8XMWsAU4geS?format=png&name=small)


https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1227792022318338048
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 13, 2020, 01:36:47 PM
https://twitter.com/aniceburrito/status/1227796318321545216
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on February 13, 2020, 03:58:52 PM
I must admit I'm a bit lost on what the Gwyneth "Goop" Paltrow image is supposed to add to that Twitter thread.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 13, 2020, 04:02:05 PM
I must admit I'm a bit lost on what the Gwyneth "Goop" Paltrow image is supposed to add to that Twitter thread.

Something something white feminism, I dunno just guessing.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on February 13, 2020, 09:23:04 PM
https://twitter.com/SamAugustDean/status/1228012152935636992
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kunai With Chain on February 14, 2020, 06:01:51 AM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-51498190

Quote
An Australian court has ordered Google to identify the person behind an anonymous bad review of a dentist.

Dr Matthew Kabbabe, a teeth-whitening specialist in Melbourne, sought the order so he could sue for defamation. He claimed user CBsm 23 had damaged his business by telling others to "STAY AWAY" from a procedure criticised as "extremely awkward and uncomfortable".

The ruling forces the hand of the tech giant, which has previously defended allowing negative reviews on its site. Under the order, Google will be required to pass to Dr Kabbabe any personal details such as any names, phone numbers, location metadata and IP addresses linked to the account.

International law allows for people to seek documents from overseas parties that they need for their case.

You'd think the reviewer called them a molester, but no it seems they just criticized their procedure as a waste of time. Soon you won't even be allowed to say a bad thing about businesses without them suing your ass
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on February 14, 2020, 02:55:43 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Oe6tGBK.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 14, 2020, 07:28:54 PM
where are my complimentary chicken tendies you fucking serf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 14, 2020, 07:41:30 PM
How have we not reached the tipping point yet?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on February 14, 2020, 10:28:26 PM
https://twitter.com/LucasJHann/status/1228503559219613696
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on February 15, 2020, 09:28:08 AM
https://twitter.com/LucasJHann/status/1228503559219613696

this tweet violated twitter rules. LEARN MORE HERE

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 15, 2020, 12:33:25 PM
https://twitter.com/SarahNEmerson/status/1228409113912082434 (https://twitter.com/SarahNEmerson/status/1228409113912082434)

Time to level up Benji
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 15, 2020, 09:02:51 PM
 :lol

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/14/style/billionaire-tweet-ecosystem.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 15, 2020, 09:37:54 PM
remember to take care of yourselves, loyal employees, here are some tips from the CIA

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1227638516403843074

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1225041773535399936

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1222560630735101970



True fact, this is how Felix Leiter got eaten by a shark.  He broke cover to take a breath and make some time for movement. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 15, 2020, 09:39:17 PM
https://twitter.com/SarahNEmerson/status/1228409113912082434 (https://twitter.com/SarahNEmerson/status/1228409113912082434)

Time to level up Benji

I normally hate this kind of arty political statement but this is actually pretty bitting. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2020, 10:50:41 PM
https://twitter.com/BybeeWinecloud/status/1228888229224431616
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 16, 2020, 12:29:49 AM
https://twitter.com/djbaskin/status/1228798382598000640
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 16, 2020, 10:14:43 AM
https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/crea-housing-january-1.5463837
Quote
The group that represents realtors said in a release on Friday that the average price of a Canadian home that sold in January was $504,350. That's an increase of 11.2 per cent from the same month a year earlier.
Note: The places with the lowest averages have the fewest jobs (mining etc excluded). This is about twice the American average (I'm not correcting for currency because Canadians are paid in Canadian dollars, and make less than Americans, on average).

Now for the #latestagecapitalism
https://blog.remax.ca/housing-affordability-in-canada/
Quote
62 per cent of brokers surveyed in major Canadian cities are seeing buyers priced out of their market; however, 75 per cent of brokers agree that their market is undervalued

75% of brokers surveyed in major Canadian cities (not brokers from rural Canada) say their market is undervalued?
This is a sleight of hand. 75% of the cities in their report are "undervalued." Those cities, however, have fewer than 75% of the jobs or population. Moreover, undervalued actually means "affordable," which is defined as average priced house (using old numbers) can be purchased for 32% of "2019 income estimate." The income estimates are absurdly high. It is not clear what this income estimate means, and whether it's for one, two or, three income earners. From there report:

Quote
Emerging trends like co-ownership with friends and family have become common in hot markets such as Vancouver and Toronto, in order to overcome the hurdle of high housing prices. In regions such as Brampton, Edmonton and Ottawa, sharing a single-family home between two families, dividing the floors between them, or children seeking financial support from parents for down payments are becoming more common practices.

Be right back, just going to co-own a one $800k condo (yes, they say "single-family home" but their house values are not limited to single family homes) with another family and get the down payment from my broke elderly parents.

Another piece of deception is that the report assumes a 25% down payment. 5% is the minimum required. 20% is required if you don't want mortgage default insurance (why should banks who makes tens of billions a year take the risk). So the average house becomes affordable in Victoria if you have an income of $105k, can put $184,653 down, can then spend 31% of your income on a mortgage. Sounds undervalued/affordable to me.



Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 16, 2020, 10:19:28 AM
Ya it's really crazy.  Once I graduate I will easily be in the top 10% Canadian income bracket but I really don't think I will be able to afford a home.  Only one of my graduate friends owns a place and that's because they worked in the bay area for a few years and just saved money while they were there.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on February 16, 2020, 02:06:42 PM
https://twitter.com/LucasJHann/status/1228503559219613696

this tweet violated twitter rules. LEARN MORE HERE

 :lol

You mean Twitter, which already handed the account over to the corporation that did not create it, would delete a tweet by the creator? Shock!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 16, 2020, 05:02:25 PM
https://twitter.com/WorldBankSAsia/status/1227865071164022784
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on February 16, 2020, 05:21:18 PM
Tourism I guess?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 17, 2020, 02:35:54 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/f4kdm6/if_you_need_to_pee_more_than_twice_a_day_you_need/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 17, 2020, 09:09:14 AM
Tourism I guess?

Oh, they could do that I suppose. I was gonna go with slash-and-burn agriculture.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 17, 2020, 03:36:56 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/feb/16/labour-should-stop-demonising-the-rich-most-britons-like-them
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2020, 08:39:11 AM
https://twitter.com/katiadmi/status/1228336757843738625

That's somewhat deceptive as the article is comparing apples to oranges (overall rate vs one for a subset of 22 to 27 year-old workers), but still.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-14/in-hot-u-s-jobs-market-half-of-college-grads-are-missing-out
Quote
For the first time in decades, recent college graduates are more likely to be out of work than the population as a whole, according to the New York Federal Reserve. And for the lower-earning half of college grads, the wage premium is shrinking fast.

Quote
More than four in 10 recent graduates are working in jobs that don’t usually require a college degree, the New York Fed says. And roughly one in eight is working in a field where typical pay is around $25,000 a year or less.

Just get a college degree.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on February 19, 2020, 09:02:29 AM
https://www.scmp.com/tech/apps-social/article/3051176/chinese-government-backs-fruit-ninja-style-game-about-killing (https://www.scmp.com/tech/apps-social/article/3051176/chinese-government-backs-fruit-ninja-style-game-about-killing)

Quote
Chinese government backs Fruit Ninja-style game about killing viruses amid coronavirus outbreak

LMAO
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 19, 2020, 09:47:18 AM
https://www.scmp.com/tech/apps-social/article/3051176/chinese-government-backs-fruit-ninja-style-game-about-killing (https://www.scmp.com/tech/apps-social/article/3051176/chinese-government-backs-fruit-ninja-style-game-about-killing)

Quote
Chinese government backs Fruit Ninja-style game about killing viruses amid coronavirus outbreak

LMAO

I liked it better when they were giving out free hentai.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 20, 2020, 03:37:58 AM
https://twitter.com/CarolineVoaden/status/1230220335800356864
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 21, 2020, 03:23:29 PM
https://twitter.com/spooky_dumbass/status/1230895071731617793
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 22, 2020, 12:11:54 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/20/opinion/bernie-sanders-win-2020.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 24, 2020, 09:43:23 PM
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1232130604231254017
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on February 24, 2020, 09:59:18 PM
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1232130604231254017

Quote
It’s all-too-often that people end up in a situation where their car is worth a lot less than their loan balance. This is called being “underwater” and there’s no easy solution for it. Some dealers are offering what seems to be a quick way out by telling these buyers simply to stop making the payments, as noted by a new in-depth report in The Wall Street Journal. Unsurprisingly, this works great for dealers and is horrible for everyone else.

The trend is called “kicking the trade,” as investigated in the WSJ. How it works, essentially, is the buyer is so underwater the dealer can’t make the math work for the next transaction, so the dealer tells the buyer to sign a contract for a new car, and soon after contact the lender on the old car for a voluntary repossession.

What is often not explained to the buyer is that when the bank takes the car, the bank will try to sell it to recover its own costs. If the car doesn’t sell for the remaining value of the loan, the borrower is on the hook for the balance.

A hypothetical would be good to help understand what’s going on here, so let’s consider a hypothetical buyer who comes into a dealer with a car worth $10,000 but their loan balance is $18,000. Often that is too much negative equity to roll over into the next loan. The “kicking the trade” dealer will tell the buyer to buy a new car and essentially have two car notes. The buyer will then contact the bank for their old car and inform them they will no longer be making the payments and to come take the car. When the bank executes that voluntary repo, they will send the car to the auction. If the bank only gets $10,000 for it, the bank will then come after the borrower for the remaining $8,000 balance. Usually, this person doesn’t have the cash to cover the difference and this causes a massive drop in their creditworthiness. In summary, the only party who really wins here is the dealer.

https://jalopnik.com/kicking-the-trade-is-one-of-the-worst-tactics-dealers-u-1841729449

Wow, that's even worse than the negative equity trades in I heard.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 24, 2020, 10:12:26 PM
or you can do the ol' stop making payments and keep the car anyway  :karen
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 25, 2020, 09:14:44 AM
Imagine having your toilet hacked by Russian hackers.  :existential
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on February 25, 2020, 02:00:58 PM
https://twitter.com/ozm/status/1232323127268474880
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 25, 2020, 02:26:42 PM
https://twitter.com/eman1061/status/1228515748538130432 (https://twitter.com/eman1061/status/1228515748538130432)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 25, 2020, 02:31:57 PM
Imagine having your toilet hacked by Russian hackers.  :existential

Putin having real time data on the hemorrhoids of America, too fucking far.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Akala on February 25, 2020, 03:40:59 PM
I was legitimately curious about why someone would want to 'connect their shower to wifi' but it's just some dumb app/monitoring thing.

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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on February 27, 2020, 10:00:59 PM
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1233183496534986752
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 28, 2020, 12:01:11 AM
I used to love Megan McArdle's comment section when she had the one blog somewhere. Lots of great sarcastic and facetious mocking. Especially when she'd write posts about things she obviously didn't understand. Then she moved or it changed over to disqus or something.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 28, 2020, 02:53:04 AM
When you're at such a late stage of capitalism you don't even know where you are anymore :brain

https://twitter.com/AnandWrites/status/1232773322817122304

(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/180907121340-elon-musk-joe-rogan-smoking.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 28, 2020, 02:59:39 PM
https://twitter.com/sunhashira/status/1233417652225368065
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kunai With Chain on February 28, 2020, 03:22:20 PM
(https://i.redd.it/jm8njf48moj41.jpg)

Nothing says great PR like associating fucking kids with your company.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 28, 2020, 08:15:00 PM
Drill baby drill
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on February 28, 2020, 09:29:08 PM
https://twitter.com/technology/status/1233569949681147904

Using twitter to tell twitter boss that he's fired from twitter
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on February 28, 2020, 10:04:59 PM
I sort of glanced over some of the Wikipedia definition but "activist investor" doesn't mean "political activist" but rather "aggressive shareholder", right ?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 29, 2020, 12:15:24 AM
https://twitter.com/rayf__/status/1233590786047918080
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: pilonv1 on February 29, 2020, 06:53:22 AM
Probably wants them to federate with Gab
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on February 29, 2020, 11:34:25 AM
https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/1233789208025817098


This is so bizarre and absurd, absolutely nothing is done against racism in stadiums. Players are basically told to deal with it.
But one billionaire owner is insulted as a "son of a bitch" and the whole world stops. :rofl

Sky commentary is saying that the racist murders in Hanau last week should have taught us something about tolerance towards minorities...like this billionaire.  :delicious
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on February 29, 2020, 11:43:37 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ER9Rk1XX0AIYTeK?format=jpg&name=medium)

:delicious
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on February 29, 2020, 11:54:14 AM
I've never seen any match interrupted over half a stadium calling someone a monkey or nword but this had to be nipped in the bud. I hope that UEFA Say No To Classism campaign is coming soon :rash

It's actually fairly common for matches to be interrupted (at least for several minutes) because of racist incidents, Google first three hits were all 2019 occurrences in France, Italy and England. French League (and others) have been cracking down on "political messages" in kops for a decade or so at least.

Doesn't make that bit of news any less funny.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on February 29, 2020, 11:59:12 AM
.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on February 29, 2020, 12:00:30 PM
https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/1233798066211176448

:rofl
Dietmar Hopp - SANCTO SUBITO!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on February 29, 2020, 12:02:20 PM
 :doge

most english speaking german football pundits/fans make it out to be some sort of utopian football league :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on February 29, 2020, 12:03:45 PM
:doge

most english speaking german football pundits/fans make it out to be some sort of utopian football league :trumps

It is not as far along as the Premier League when it comes to pricing out the average fan and clubs being toys for billionaire owners, but that's pretty much it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pennywise on February 29, 2020, 12:06:42 PM
https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/1233798066211176448

:rofl
Dietmar Hopp - SANCTO SUBITO!
Disgusting double standards.

They don't care when it's racist chants.
They didn't care when players and other club people like Hoeness and many more got called son of a bitch, but when it's Hopp they're stopping everything.

The mental gymnastics to use the Hanau shooting as justification to slam down your fans protest was also incredible from the Gladbach director. Time to shut football down.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on February 29, 2020, 12:08:13 PM
tbh i think they're just playing up to the stereotype people here have of it and germany :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on February 29, 2020, 12:11:02 PM



They didn't care when players and other club people like Hoeness and many more got called son of a bitch, but when it's Hopp they're stopping everything.


Crude insults are a part of football culture whether you like it our not and as a public figure you just have to deal with it, as long as it's surface level insults like son of a bitch. Who gives a shit? Especially if your net worth is around $15billions.

https://twitter.com/BorussianMyth/status/1233801665662390273

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on February 29, 2020, 12:13:37 PM
https://twitter.com/ArvindHickman/status/1233785227580968961

You know you fucked up when you have to rely on age of consent talking points.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pennywise on February 29, 2020, 12:24:04 PM
Crude insults are a part of football culture whether you like it our not and as a public figure you just have to deal with it, as long as it's surface level insults like son of a bitch. Who gives a shit? Especially if your net worth is around $15billions.

https://twitter.com/BorussianMyth/status/1233801665662390273

Yup.
What did they expect?
DFB fucked up by letting this construct exist in the first place. Fans started with objective critic towards it and  :no1curr.
What followed was a harsher reaction, but still pretty tame.  Now the DFB and Hopp are constantly reacting to it and making it far worse. If they would have just ignored that shit, we wouldn't even talk about anything at all. Protests would still be there, but not as harsh as they are now.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 29, 2020, 03:26:58 PM
Greetings from Alberta  :cancry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 29, 2020, 08:28:16 PM
 :lol

https://twitter.com/eplerjc/status/1233805854622674944
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 01, 2020, 03:28:53 PM
Benji outsourcing his posts to twitter to get more likes is the true #latestagecapitalism :tocry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 01, 2020, 04:13:38 PM
https://twitter.com/STEFisDOPE/status/1234218416824897553

 :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 01, 2020, 05:31:40 PM
lmao, feels good that restaurants here can't charge for water
imagine being an amerilard and pay+tipping for poorly filtered tap water :neogaf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 01, 2020, 05:48:51 PM
Restaurants here won't give you tap water to keep freeloaders like riotous out. :snob
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 01, 2020, 06:05:22 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ER_TcGpXUAAxGV3?format=png)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kunai With Chain on March 01, 2020, 06:09:40 PM
I was checking out the current prices for renting a room and there are people renting out their sofa to sleep on  :dead

Though even that is probably more preferable to some of these Indian units with 3 people sharing one room and wanting 500+ for it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 01, 2020, 06:11:39 PM
I was never sold on male privilege until I found out the zuck would be a single mother of four working 2 waitressing jobs if he was a woman  :rogan
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 02, 2020, 01:29:35 AM
https://twitter.com/60Minutes/status/1234276764916076544
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 02, 2020, 02:27:55 AM
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1234367156718100480

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on March 02, 2020, 02:32:21 AM
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1234367156718100480

Bore admins annihilated  :-[
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on March 02, 2020, 03:54:01 AM
To be blunt, if you take more space you cost more money once your size goes to the point of needing two seats. You can argue from a business perspective that it makes sense for them to widen up the seat as the average passenger size increases but do you do that for all the seats or just a few rows at a time?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on March 03, 2020, 07:13:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sox0psk.png)

I saw this and I was like, you know what? I don't know!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 03, 2020, 07:22:29 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/03/we-should-increase-us-troop-presence-africa-not-decrease-it/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 04, 2020, 02:02:07 AM
https://yourmileagemayvary.net/2020/03/03/is-barclays-targeting-a-new-audience-with-their-credit-cards/

(https://yourmileagemayvary.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/fullsizeoutput_2-1024x480.jpeg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 04, 2020, 08:57:00 AM
8 out of 10 third-world arms dealers choose Barclays!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 04, 2020, 02:21:58 PM
https://twitter.com/TheBlackChannel/status/1235276351365664770
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 04, 2020, 02:40:24 PM
Average Toronto condo price over $700,000, to $722,675 in February. 18% YoY change. Everything is great!

(https://i.imgur.com/yvWwQ66.png)

Average detached house is just shy of $1.5 million. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 04, 2020, 06:25:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/w3xZ5xA.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on March 04, 2020, 06:27:12 PM
Typing "porn" or any misspelling thereof into Pornhub is true galaxy brain shit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 04, 2020, 06:29:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/AJlRge1.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on March 04, 2020, 06:31:16 PM
Wtf is dutch porn :rofl idiots, you're all just WHITE
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 04, 2020, 06:33:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/w3xZ5xA.png)
This makes for an interesting electoral map
(https://www.270towin.com/map-images/4BKPZ.png)

 :thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 04, 2020, 06:35:48 PM
 :ohhh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 04, 2020, 06:37:35 PM
Wtf is dutch porn :rofl idiots, you're all just WHITE


Sometimes you are tired of all the Eastern European stuff and want to jerk it to something that was produced locally. :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on March 04, 2020, 06:41:16 PM
Wtf is dutch porn :rofl idiots, you're all just WHITE

I don't know what Dutch porn is either in the stereotypical sense. But I'm guessing there are maybe some common tropes. Like I don't particularly seek out Italian porn (the guys come off really obnoxious in general), but you start noticing some common things that usually encompass it. Guys being smartly dressed. Lot of times it's some kind of high class of people fucking in nice outfits. Or way too many times you got nuns and other Christian related stuff, which sort of makes sense given the popularity of Christianity and you got the Vatican in Italy. I mean yes it's its own city state, but  you still associate it with Italy.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 04, 2020, 06:42:19 PM
Also, I am not really into Slavic skull shapes
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 04, 2020, 06:42:41 PM
That last comment was meant to be posted on phrenology dot com.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on March 04, 2020, 06:45:03 PM
Don't take my word on it but you get tons of English spoken porn in Pornhub and the titles are sometimes auto-translated, so you can't really tell from that often. "Dutch" might actually be in many cases to find Dutch spoken porn.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on March 04, 2020, 06:45:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/jxBGFIl.png?1)

emote pls
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 04, 2020, 09:26:31 PM
The Dutch just call it an “oven”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 04, 2020, 10:13:59 PM
https://twitter.com/IvanTheK/status/1235344149232193536

FUCK THIS CUNT!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on March 05, 2020, 02:19:09 AM
Nintex, what’s your favorite FART porno?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on March 05, 2020, 03:22:51 AM
Wtf is dutch porn :rofl idiots, you're all just WHITE


sometimes you just want that "girl next door" vibe in your porn
"Swedish porn" isn't "porn with white people", it's porn where people moan in Swedish, and i assume the same goes for dutch porn.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: pilonv1 on March 05, 2020, 05:50:48 AM
Average Toronto condo price over $700,000, to $722,675 in February. 18% YoY change. Everything is great!

(https://i.imgur.com/yvWwQ66.png)

Average detached house is just shy of $1.5 million. 

You should check Sydney and Melbourne prices. Very similar
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 05, 2020, 11:20:27 AM
Average Toronto condo price over $700,000, to $722,675 in February. 18% YoY change. Everything is great!

(https://i.imgur.com/yvWwQ66.png)

Average detached house is just shy of $1.5 million. 

You should check Sydney and Melbourne prices. Very similar
I'm not saying Toronto is alone, but it affects me--me!

But yeah, they're on Vancouver and Toronto's level of affordability.
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/btoimage/prism-thumbnails/uploads/2020/01/21/1579644467-20200121-demographia2020.jpg-resize-_opacity_100-frame_bg_color_FFF-h_2500-gravity_center-q_70-preserve_ratio_true-w_1400_.webp)

Sydney and Melbourne have great weather year-round. Toronto has five good months.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 06, 2020, 02:52:22 PM
https://twitter.com/samgavinLA/status/1235995394716258309

https://twitter.com/samgavinLA/status/1236006650806333440

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 06, 2020, 03:03:29 PM
The Royal Dutch Shell Board when they launched the campaign

 :heyman :sheik :success :snob

Nigeria:
 :tocry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 06, 2020, 03:06:29 PM
the end of the video is magical  :karen
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 06, 2020, 03:25:10 PM
Shell has all the womenz riled up on Twitter.

So a job well done  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on March 06, 2020, 05:40:06 PM
Blind man fails US citizenship test after being denied Braille (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51760448)
Quote
Mr Delgado said he was offered a large-print sentence to read, which he could not, being totally blind.
Quote
He was told during the test to go and get a doctor's note to prove that he was blind, but he could not afford to do so because he does not have health insurance.
:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on March 06, 2020, 05:53:49 PM
Assholes. As if reading English braille is somehow the first thing a person who isn't blind would do over reading text. It's like if someone who can walk would be like "actually nah I just prefer using a wheelchair."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 06, 2020, 06:32:58 PM
https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1235382398692413440
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 06, 2020, 06:35:10 PM
dudes sure make you go  :holeup when you watch them turn on a dime to defend what makes peepee hard, like this with this story

https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1235988444020498432
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 06, 2020, 06:58:07 PM
dudes sure make you go  :holeup when you watch them turn on a dime to defend what makes peepee hard, like this with this story

https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1235988444020498432

This is why hentai is superior to "real" porn. :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 07, 2020, 01:55:43 AM
hentai: ethical, non-exploitative smut, it's what marx would've wanted
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 07, 2020, 08:17:10 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EScxFVYWsAI0fVb?format=jpg&name=large)

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on March 09, 2020, 12:45:39 PM
https://twitter.com/iamemilymoses/status/1237055947987714048
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on March 09, 2020, 04:35:57 PM
hentai: ethical, non-exploitative smut, it's what marx would've wanted
Yeah, animators are never exploited.  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on March 09, 2020, 04:57:15 PM
Pretty sure hentai manga is way more popular than the animated variety :expert
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on March 10, 2020, 12:58:35 AM
https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1237114553218904064
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 10, 2020, 02:39:09 AM
san fran so liberal you didn't even need to scratch and wait to see who bled
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 10, 2020, 05:44:45 AM
https://twitter.com/ICEgov/status/1235956309964607488
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on March 10, 2020, 05:52:20 AM
Where ICE Bae at tho ???

Edit:

https://twitter.com/kiarace24/status/1234881523775655936

:drool
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kunai With Chain on March 10, 2020, 07:44:11 AM
Oil price crashing yet the price at the pump barely changing definitely feels like some latestagecapitalism. The cheaper the oil, the more profit they make.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 10, 2020, 04:38:27 PM
https://twitter.com/LockheedMartin/status/1237438193617829888
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kunai With Chain on March 11, 2020, 04:39:30 AM
https://twitter.com/sjcasey/status/1237438753012092929
Quote
White House officials are alarmed at the prospect that numerous shale companies, many of them deep in debt, could be driven out of business if the downturn in oil prices turns into a prolonged crisis for the industry. The federal assistance is likely to take the form of low-interest government loans to the shale companies, whose lines of credit to major financial institutions have been choked off, three people said.

Trump and advisers have been taking calls since Monday from concerned energy sector allies, who have voiced concern and at times exasperation not only about oil prices, but also privately warning against the administration supporting any sweeping paid sick leave policy, according to a major GOP donor and a White House official familiar with the discussions. These people spoke on the condition of anonymity to candidly discuss private conversations.

You thought bailing out big bank was as bad? Well prepare for bailing out big oil.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on March 11, 2020, 08:27:36 AM
https://twitter.com/VL0ko/status/1237117540297572354
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 11, 2020, 09:57:32 AM
CORONAVIRUS LOOPHOLE!!!!! Getting HIV will make you immune to coronavirus because you can’t have two viruses at once.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on March 11, 2020, 10:00:47 AM
i think her brain has a hole in it
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on March 11, 2020, 10:26:56 AM
(she has onlyfans)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on March 11, 2020, 10:29:35 AM
https://twitter.com/VL0ko/status/1237089074902687745

 :whatsthedeal
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on March 11, 2020, 01:11:39 PM
https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1237577750480740353
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on March 11, 2020, 01:13:19 PM
https://twitter.com/VL0ko/status/1237759835321577473

Dumb bitch juice.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on March 11, 2020, 03:07:36 PM
https://twitter.com/CityofAtlanta/status/1237780462287884288
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 11, 2020, 06:07:42 PM
This town hall brought to you by Raid Shadow legends
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 11, 2020, 09:24:42 PM
https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1237902120478748673
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 11, 2020, 09:41:30 PM
https://twitter.com/RebeccaforWA/status/1237915145810006019
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 12, 2020, 03:10:17 AM
https://twitter.com/AlexesHarris/status/1237943015961817088
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kunai With Chain on March 12, 2020, 05:13:08 AM
Will gift certificates from the local Chinese take out be insured against bankruptcy? Don't want to be left with just a piece of paper once I come out of hibernation.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: NekoFever on March 12, 2020, 07:47:14 AM
https://twitter.com/CityofAtlanta/status/1237780462287884288

Lance Bottoms  :phil
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 12, 2020, 03:48:35 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/IUS9Nqb.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 12, 2020, 04:07:52 PM
https://twitter.com/AlexesHarris/status/1237943015961817088

(https://i.imgur.com/bYoVf29.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 12, 2020, 05:39:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/IUS9Nqb.jpg)

Local Wal-Mart was totally sold out of toilet paper, so I just went to Dollar General where they still had plenty. :win
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Brehvolution on March 13, 2020, 11:45:41 AM
https://twitter.com/sjcasey/status/1237438753012092929
Quote
White House officials are alarmed at the prospect that numerous shale companies, many of them deep in debt, could be driven out of business if the downturn in oil prices turns into a prolonged crisis for the industry. The federal assistance is likely to take the form of low-interest government loans to the shale companies, whose lines of credit to major financial institutions have been choked off, three people said.

Trump and advisers have been taking calls since Monday from concerned energy sector allies, who have voiced concern and at times exasperation not only about oil prices, but also privately warning against the administration supporting any sweeping paid sick leave policy, according to a major GOP donor and a White House official familiar with the discussions. These people spoke on the condition of anonymity to candidly discuss private conversations.

You thought bailing out big bank was as bad? Well prepare for bailing out big oil.

"Don't make us take care of our employees, but we need you to take care of us."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 13, 2020, 12:49:16 PM
Corporate socialism for me, crony capitalism for thee :jeb
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 13, 2020, 02:34:01 PM
Corporate socialism for me, crony capitalism for thee :jeb

(https://i.redd.it/by3kctl3wda01.png)

amazed americans turned this man into an idol of sorts but simultaneously eradicated his political stances from public knowledge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 14, 2020, 09:17:03 PM
Corporate socialism for me, crony capitalism for thee :jeb

(https://i.redd.it/by3kctl3wda01.png)

amazed americans turned this man into an idol of sorts but simultaneously eradicated his political stances from public knowledge

I'm not. America did the same to Cesar Chavez. Dude's life work was to help organize farm labor so they would have a say in their exploitation and was an actual social justice advocate and most people remember him today because he has a regional holiday named after him.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 14, 2020, 10:09:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLAiGNIhWB8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN-3jQR_YZg

 :pimp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on March 15, 2020, 07:11:23 PM
lol, rekt

https://www.yahoo.com/news/tennessee-ag-cracks-down-men-170426055.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 18, 2020, 01:00:17 AM
https://twitter.com/gordonmaloney/status/1239825450974818305
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 19, 2020, 01:45:57 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 19, 2020, 06:23:47 PM
https://twitter.com/SamuelSokol/status/1240598509088387072
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 19, 2020, 11:16:54 PM
xpost

https://business.financialpost.com/financial-times/do-i-quarantine-in-the-hamptons-the-rich-flee-on-private-jets-seek-expensive-concierge-medical-services
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on March 19, 2020, 11:19:26 PM
https://twitter.com/gordonmaloney/status/1239825450974818305

I laughed when my leasing company sent me an email to remind me I could pay online. Like... thanks?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 20, 2020, 01:20:44 AM
https://twitter.com/hassankanu/status/1240729580408881152
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on March 20, 2020, 02:06:30 AM
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedUK/status/1240695782879006721
My heart goes out to all the narcissists in these trying times.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 22, 2020, 04:07:11 PM
https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/1241817136927916032
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: paprikastaude on March 22, 2020, 07:54:13 PM
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedUK/status/1240695782879006721

https://twitter.com/miblogestublog/status/1240788932603842560
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on March 22, 2020, 08:17:40 PM
Maybe after this our society will turn away from celeb worship a bit

Nope. I need to know how to deal with everything by hitting up Ja Rule every time something goes to shit.

https://twitter.com/jarule

(no specific post. Just posting his twitter. Might be boring for all I know. I don't actually really care much what Ja has to say. Except for his eternally classic line of "here's to living like movie stars, partying like rock stars, and fucking like porn stars"  :lol :lol :lol )
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 22, 2020, 08:31:32 PM
https://twitter.com/drrtbag/status/1241883646283268096
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 22, 2020, 08:36:00 PM
Sorry Paul, no can do.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 22, 2020, 10:18:33 PM
To be completely fair, being a landlord is morally wrong.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 22, 2020, 10:33:11 PM
https://twitter.com/becauseberkeley/status/1241890758879150080
https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/1241703904154247168
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: thetylerrob on March 22, 2020, 10:53:55 PM
We did it reddit!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on March 22, 2020, 11:38:30 PM
Can't believe that car companies are already running ads about how great a deal they're providing with their low interest/no interest rates on a $20k vehicle in the midst of a worldwide pandemic with the US economy completely shut down.

If only Nepenthe waited a few more months to buy his Sentra...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 23, 2020, 02:26:24 PM
https://twitter.com/Sia/status/1241837999236636672
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on March 23, 2020, 02:38:04 PM
https://twitter.com/Sia/status/1241837999236636672
U.S. centric view.  :wag
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on March 23, 2020, 02:46:31 PM
Wattage?

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 23, 2020, 04:26:53 PM
https://twitter.com/BethLynch2020/status/1242183185963909122
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 23, 2020, 04:35:58 PM
https://twitter.com/firstthingsmag/status/1242174110035214338
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 23, 2020, 04:40:37 PM
https://twitter.com/firstthingsmag/status/1242174110035214338

Lots of masks slipping off these days.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 23, 2020, 04:49:01 PM
https://twitter.com/taintberner/status/1242117190754721792
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 23, 2020, 07:21:41 PM
https://twitter.com/pgogoi/status/1242210387170406408
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 23, 2020, 07:23:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/GHmLtf3.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 23, 2020, 07:35:55 PM
https://twitter.com/BermudezWrites/status/1242195238694686720
https://twitter.com/BermudezWrites/status/1242222890113626113
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on March 23, 2020, 08:59:12 PM
The feels when your entire house can fit into some rich asshole’s bunker’s indoor pool :fbm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 23, 2020, 09:10:26 PM
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1242207387215421445
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on March 24, 2020, 10:47:23 AM
"This headline and the story are totally wrong. *RNA* from the virus was detected 17 days later, *not* live virus. You can detect nucleic acids from things long after they are dead, e.g. Neanderthal bones."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 24, 2020, 02:47:08 PM
britney>xtina
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 24, 2020, 02:56:22 PM
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1242524036967645184
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 24, 2020, 03:00:06 PM
:rofl

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET5VkOAXQAUe3p2?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 24, 2020, 03:14:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/NY211of.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/5rZnOLw.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 24, 2020, 08:57:33 PM
https://twitter.com/seagoat800/status/1242476489129353216
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 24, 2020, 09:24:31 PM
https://twitter.com/seagoat800/status/1242476489129353216

 ::) ::) ::)

How much of a cuck do you have to be to donate to your college while still paying off student loans?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on March 24, 2020, 09:49:28 PM
https://twitter.com/taintberner/status/1242117190754721792

Some asshole I met once and stupidly added on Facebook finally provided good comedy this week. He decided it was wise to fuck off to Costa Rica right as all the lockdowns started here. It was amazing watching him get killed by all his friends and family.

I mention this because he's also an AirBnB mogul wanna be, so I can't wait to watch him cry about that collapsing.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 25, 2020, 07:37:21 AM
https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1242058787160313857
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 25, 2020, 09:17:09 AM
https://twitter.com/seagoat800/status/1242476489129353216

"How come I don't have any money left after I spend it all?????"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on March 25, 2020, 08:19:36 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-CoUChlRP1/

(https://scontent.ford4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/p960x960/90025941_3032441993460997_4918623970745384960_o.png?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=7aed08&_nc_oc=AQncRNSudfJ-sDeOVmBOd-xDPrb-ofCzgIFJa1mvnAMcJRvxEbaPyHeLfY14MUYWAd8&_nc_ht=scontent.ford4-1.fna&oh=689b5e917d6e70fc828a5e58293c0cd2&oe=5EA15C64)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 25, 2020, 10:40:44 PM
Looks like cat ears.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on March 26, 2020, 10:42:21 AM
nyaa~
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 26, 2020, 12:09:40 PM
britney>xtina

FOREVER AND EVER HOW IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 26, 2020, 12:10:07 PM
nyaa~

(https://i.imgur.com/3uNWkbB.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 26, 2020, 05:30:50 PM
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1243265526362714113
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on March 26, 2020, 10:08:06 PM
Ah. I see Mickey Ds ain't the only one on the social distancing PR train.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/26/business/social-distancing-brand-logos-coronavirus/index.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 27, 2020, 05:42:51 PM
https://twitter.com/DanielNMiller/status/1243644130225344513
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 27, 2020, 11:55:53 PM
https://twitter.com/lizrhoffman/status/1241104933476282368
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on March 28, 2020, 12:20:16 AM
https://twitter.com/lizrhoffman/status/1241104933476282368

Guessing his EDM career is finally taking off? (for real, the CEO of Goldman Sachs moonlights as an EDM DJ and producer)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8CpTvR2nMQ
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on March 28, 2020, 12:24:45 AM
wat?  :gladbron

Though after listening to it, it wasn't any worse than any other generic EDM track. Could have fooled me that it was some 26 year old from Belgium that produced it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 28, 2020, 12:29:39 AM
Sick beatz to foreclose on
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 28, 2020, 12:31:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVav5ZGilCE

:leon
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 28, 2020, 08:21:30 PM
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1243922171145211904
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 28, 2020, 10:47:17 PM
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1243922171145211904

This reminds me, I wonder how AIA is doing during these tough times. He voted for Trump specifically to protect his businesses from filthy poors getting a handout. Can't wait to spent my free Trumpbux on a big-screen TV while his investments flounder. :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on March 28, 2020, 11:15:41 PM
https://twitter.com/mjnblack/status/1243641637420453889
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 28, 2020, 11:58:25 PM
https://twitter.com/mike_chatwin/status/1243964368141729792

 :piss :cancry :piss2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 29, 2020, 01:04:52 AM
https://wgno.com/news/health/coronavirus/texas-company-looking-to-dock-paychecks-for-those-receiving-stimulus-checks-tmw/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on March 29, 2020, 08:46:45 PM
https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/1243662875421532161
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: pilonv1 on March 29, 2020, 11:25:21 PM
https://twitter.com/Bertovo/status/1244211031246688258
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 29, 2020, 11:26:38 PM
Eat fresh, breathe fresh ©
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on March 29, 2020, 11:43:35 PM
>LMAO Wet Markets, Bat soup, WTF China?!
>Eats at Subway.

:hitler
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 30, 2020, 01:36:53 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/QMxu9sg.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on March 30, 2020, 09:49:57 AM
>LMAO Wet Markets, Bat soup, WTF China?!
>Eats at Subway.

:hitler
duh, a virus couldn't live in those overly processed deli meats and yoga mat bread ::) :D
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 31, 2020, 02:10:30 AM
https://twitter.com/nick_w_estes/status/1244795542695116800

https://twitter.com/nick_w_estes/status/1244798586912567296
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on March 31, 2020, 02:20:50 AM
>LMAO Wet Markets, Bat soup, WTF China?!
>Eats at Subway.

:hitler
duh, a virus couldn't live in those overly processed deli meats and yoga mat bread ::) :D

Why is Chipotle still allowed to open time and time again ?
Time to sanction the USA to nudge them into the 21st century.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 31, 2020, 04:46:09 AM
https://twitter.com/andrewrush/status/1244657465859457024
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 31, 2020, 06:39:22 AM
https://twitter.com/jinpaynus/status/1244471754036105217

https://twitter.com/izeoftheworrld/status/1244745342853058562

(https://i.imgur.com/8UiPDBQ.jpg)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:48:48 PM
https://twitter.com/nick_w_estes/status/1244795542695116800

https://twitter.com/nick_w_estes/status/1244798586912567296

that happened here. while i hate to even tangentially defend them, the cops were trying to arrest dude for attempting to kill his neighbor with a hammer.

must have been a different neighbor than twitter man :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 01, 2020, 01:12:16 AM
https://twitter.com/OperatorMaid/status/1245160094242914305

 :drool
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 01, 2020, 10:30:42 AM
https://www.propublica.org/article/coronavirus-er-doctors-nurses-benefits

Quote
Emergency room doctors and nurses many of whom are dealing with an onslaught of coronavirus patients and shortages of protective equipment — are now finding out that their compensation is getting cut.

Most ER providers in the U.S. work for staffing companies that have contracts with hospitals. Those staffing companies are losing revenue as hospitals postpone elective procedures and non-coronavirus patients avoid emergency rooms. Health insurers are processing claims more slowly as they adapt to a remote workforce.

“Despite the risks our providers are facing, and the great work being done by our teams, the economic challenges brought forth by COVID-19 have not spared our industry,” Steve Holtzclaw, the CEO of Alteon Health, one of the largest staffing companies, wrote in a memo to employees on Monday.

The memo announced that the company would be reducing hours for clinicians, cutting pay for administrative employees by 20%, and suspending 401(k) matches, bonuses and paid time off. Holtzclaw indicated that the measures were temporary but didn’t know how long they would last.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2020, 01:59:54 PM
https://www.propublica.org/article/coronavirus-er-doctors-nurses-benefits

Quote
Emergency room doctors and nurses many of whom are dealing with an onslaught of coronavirus patients and shortages of protective equipment — are now finding out that their compensation is getting cut.

Most ER providers in the U.S. work for staffing companies that have contracts with hospitals. Those staffing companies are losing revenue as hospitals postpone elective procedures and non-coronavirus patients avoid emergency rooms. Health insurers are processing claims more slowly as they adapt to a remote workforce.

“Despite the risks our providers are facing, and the great work being done by our teams, the economic challenges brought forth by COVID-19 have not spared our industry,” Steve Holtzclaw, the CEO of Alteon Health, one of the largest staffing companies, wrote in a memo to employees on Monday.

The memo announced that the company would be reducing hours for clinicians, cutting pay for administrative employees by 20%, and suspending 401(k) matches, bonuses and paid time off. Holtzclaw indicated that the measures were temporary but didn’t know how long they would last.

bEst hEalThCarE sYsTem In tHe wORld
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 02, 2020, 05:10:48 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/high-schooler-invading-random-zoom-135314483.html

Quote
Malissa Cordova, a recent high school graduate from Los Angeles, has found viral fame after crashing multiple classes on Zoom and uploading the results to TikTok.

The project, which Cordova started as a way to cope with quarantine boredom and even learn from online classes, evolved into mass coordinated crashes with her followers who provide her with their courses' Zoom codes.

"Zoombombing," as the trend has come to be called, is becoming popular beyond the high school setting, and college professors are reporting disruptions to their classes.

Cordova's Zoom TikTok account was banned on Wednesday evening, but she has short-term plans to continue crashing.

I hate this hellscape that is teaching lessons though Zoom.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 02, 2020, 07:43:56 PM
Zoomers :yuck
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 03, 2020, 12:30:31 PM
https://twitter.com/ShaunGalNews/status/1245829203385143296

Give away the milk to whom? The welfare Dairy Queens?!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 03, 2020, 01:07:23 PM
https://twitter.com/ShaunGalNews/status/1245829203385143296

Give away the milk to whom? The welfare Dairy Queens?!

The U.S. has a long standing tradition of government cheese.

(https://www.history.com/.image/ar_16:9%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cg_faces:center%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_768/MTU3OTIzNjY4MTg5MzI1MjYy/how-the-us-ended-up-with-warehouses-full-of-039government-cheese039s-featured-photo.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 03, 2020, 01:09:29 PM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/v-xR3YuptNEo0cV-SoA8IMkGC071yt__4wkL7hL7F3g.jpg?auto=webp&s=e40dcbb987bcbdb2e2545a0cc6cea913f2500321)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on April 03, 2020, 04:28:37 PM
https://twitter.com/ShaunGalNews/status/1245829203385143296

Give away the milk to whom? The welfare Dairy Queens?!

The U.S. has a long standing tradition of government cheese.

(https://www.history.com/.image/ar_16:9%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cg_faces:center%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_768/MTU3OTIzNjY4MTg5MzI1MjYy/how-the-us-ended-up-with-warehouses-full-of-039government-cheese039s-featured-photo.jpg)

I'm such a spoiled white boy that up until a few years ago I thought "government cheese" was just a slang term and not literally cheese sent to welfare recepients. :P
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 03, 2020, 04:46:33 PM
 :cac
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 04, 2020, 08:59:51 AM
TikTok is a bigger Chinese Communist Party Crime than Corona

https://twitter.com/sebasdiekstra/status/1246037429351518208 (https://twitter.com/sebasdiekstra/status/1246037429351518208)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2020, 09:07:45 AM
Boogie, post yours?!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2020, 12:19:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Gwu9JAw.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 04, 2020, 01:51:38 PM
https://twitter.com/Microsoft/status/1246493293334028288 (https://twitter.com/Microsoft/status/1246493293334028288)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 04, 2020, 04:48:21 PM
All the covid based commercials and marketing schemes are hitting hard rn, capitalism is wild
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on April 05, 2020, 12:01:36 AM
https://twitter.com/walmartdistinguished mentally-challenged fellow/status/1246118344887017479

fuck, the filter

https://twitter.com/walmartretard/status/1246118344887017479
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 05, 2020, 12:06:22 AM
:lol


'Books for kids?  Yes.  But dildos?  No.'  :dead

Anyways I agree kids can buy their dildos six months from now. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 05, 2020, 12:48:34 AM
>yelling at people buying things instead of your employer which is happily letting them
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 05, 2020, 09:30:57 AM
A bunch of companies have already gone under and we're not even through the worst of it yet. Makes sense some would be getting desperate. :trumps

Like if you're a car dealership what do you do? Run the commercial you made three years ago that has zero relevance now? I dunno if I was a marketing exec I'd be scrambling too.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 05, 2020, 10:37:18 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/5wBSZpK.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on April 05, 2020, 10:53:05 AM
All the covid based commercials and marketing schemes are hitting hard rn, capitalism is wild

Yeah and they're so wild to me....like these car companies thinking people are going to pay $20k for a new SUV right now, but they're doing their part and will make the interest super low or zero for a certain amount of time.  Because right now what's important is your new ride.
A SUV seems like a decent MadMax car, to mod out.
Even if it has low gas efficiency.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 05, 2020, 02:14:21 PM
https://twitter.com/joegunn/status/1242916239086882816

this thread is now rich people failing at basic tasks
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 06, 2020, 10:08:10 AM
https://twitter.com/ZaGorudan/status/1246919400831234048
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 06, 2020, 11:46:16 AM
(https://i.redd.it/rq7u0p4s41r41.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 06, 2020, 01:24:25 PM
(https://i.redd.it/rq7u0p4s41r41.jpg)

Too bad you can’t kill brown people with a cloth mask or toilet paper.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 06, 2020, 02:09:50 PM
(https://i.redd.it/rq7u0p4s41r41.jpg)

Really makes you think.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 06, 2020, 03:38:45 PM
(https://i.redd.it/rq7u0p4s41r41.jpg)

Too bad you can’t kill brown people with a cloth mask or toilet paper.

Saw the local filtered water store try to sell cloth masks for $4.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on April 08, 2020, 12:03:40 AM
https://twitter.com/Ad_Inifinitum/status/1247218093870497792

My man Stephen Ruth is happy.
https://www.boredpanda.com/red-light-camera-scam-stephen-ruth/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic (https://www.boredpanda.com/red-light-camera-scam-stephen-ruth/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 08, 2020, 03:10:52 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/m1jst1s2fkr41.jpg?width=484&auto=webp&s=cc7b5636f9bcc63084c619da839201598caa5f0b)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 08, 2020, 04:22:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/g9S9ZKf.png)

Noooooooooo!!!!! :stahp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 08, 2020, 04:59:35 PM
ok
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on April 08, 2020, 06:32:21 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/36/df/f2/36dff2bf5c2ec1b00b9ff04830f317e2.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 08, 2020, 09:50:09 PM
brehs, who posted that DoD document a couple of weeks ago? because I got something on the same level :lawd

https://twitter.com/AndrewM_Webb/status/1245493805530451968

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUjZaQzWoAQhWMX?format=jpg&name=medium)

Emotive forces shape the gestalt of the brand identity. :dead

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUjbD7YXYAYkJ7x?format=jpg&name=medium)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUjbpyCX0AAqV2G?format=jpg&name=medium)

:dead :dead :dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on April 08, 2020, 09:51:57 PM
i bought pepsi max at the store today so whatever they did works :-\
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 08, 2020, 09:52:33 PM
i bought pepsi max at the store today so whatever they did works :-\

welcome to the pepsi galaxy bro

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUjc5isXQAIZ4qa?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on April 08, 2020, 09:54:22 PM
 :brazilcry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on April 09, 2020, 12:21:02 AM
What in God's name. This is ten times more confusing than whatever the hell Jordan B. Peterson drew up in his book Maps of Meaning.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 09, 2020, 02:40:19 PM
https://twitter.com/billclitton/status/1248009462293483520
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 09, 2020, 02:44:31 PM
That Pepsi shit is ancient and pretty much the golden standard in brand design now  ;)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 09, 2020, 02:47:18 PM
https://twitter.com/billclitton/status/1248009462293483520

Leave a list of morgues on his.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on April 09, 2020, 06:25:47 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1247909156427837443

Steak-umms hella woke
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 10, 2020, 01:34:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/swrmMzd.jpg) :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: TEEEPO on April 10, 2020, 02:05:49 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/6Y6M0mO.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Akala on April 10, 2020, 03:06:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/pROg2bv.jpg?1)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 12, 2020, 01:19:13 PM
https://twitter.com/billprady/status/1249228145816817665 (https://twitter.com/billprady/status/1249228145816817665)

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 12, 2020, 02:17:22 PM
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1249054382479597568
Can't brrrr the food printer. :fbm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 12, 2020, 02:40:37 PM
Perishable goods have to be adequately stored, processed and distrubuted; all of which costs money. Can't flood out the potholes with physical goods the way you can with FIAT currency.

I don't mean to excuse this. The supply chains just aren't built to cope with something like this. Waste is a problem at the best of times, but now every weakness is amplified.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on April 12, 2020, 02:44:10 PM
Yeah I guess it's like the toilet paper for professional uses and workplaces, a supply chain you can't switch in a couple of weeks.

Edit : At least partly so.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 12, 2020, 03:57:39 PM
It says they can't export it because it would be "unprofitable" :hmm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 12, 2020, 04:49:00 PM
Guess we'll have to burn all this food while all these people are starving

Why?

sUpPlY cHaIn
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 12, 2020, 05:58:15 PM
I write it off as human mediocrity and move on. Cultures that shun fruit and vegetables because of tiny blemishes aren't going to drastically shift their priorities in the wake of COVID-19. A lot more people would have to go hungry for that to happen. :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 12, 2020, 11:15:40 PM
https://twitter.com/benyt/status/1249516417810083842
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on April 13, 2020, 12:07:07 PM
Quote
Now, He’s Fighting for Disney’s Life
???

nyt pretending disney is on the verge of bankruptcy from a couple theme parks being closed for a month :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 13, 2020, 08:32:02 PM
Quote
Now, He’s Fighting for Disney’s Life
???

nyt pretending disney is on the verge of bankruptcy from a couple theme parks being closed for a month :lol

Bob Iger is out here just trying to keep his family fed and you're laughing?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on April 13, 2020, 08:39:33 PM
I haven't been to Disney World in forever, but if they changed the Star Wars flying ride to something post OG trilogy then revert that back. Thx Bob.

signed, Moron who yells "You ruined my childhood!"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 14, 2020, 02:51:01 PM
https://twitter.com/hshaban/status/1250107131711414276 (https://twitter.com/hshaban/status/1250107131711414276)

Feel like we're going to STAGE 4
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 15, 2020, 06:22:57 AM
https://www.ccn.com/these-entitled-millennials-are-cheering-for-a-housing-market-crash/

Quote
Many millennials are cheering for a housing market crash on Twitter. They say it will help them afford a home.
. . .
There’s a way for millennials to afford a house of their own whether there’s a housing market crash or not. Work for it.

Quote
A Housing Market Crash Would Wreak Havoc
If there’s another housing market crash in 2020 or 2021, it will send ripples throughout the entire economy with effects that last for years.

Firstly, it would displace millions of Americans from their homes. In the 2008 housing market crash, some 10 million Americans lost their homes.

The causal chain is backwards. The increased foreclosure rates in 2006 and 2007 helped lead to the crisis.

Quote
A Better Solution For Millennials

Last November, CNBC interviewed a millennial journalist– living in expensive New York City– who paid off $102,000 in student debt in six years while working a job with a $40,000 salary.

In the home stretch, she paid off the final $32,000 in eight months while paying the rest of her living expenses.

I'm no mathematician, but, ignoring taxes, a 40k salary is 26,670 over eight months. How did she pay $32k of debt while making $27k pre tax--and pay her living expenses?

Quote
She says she did it by sacrificing some personal time outside of work. Instead of loafing on the couch with Netflix or socializing, she took up side hustles. She did dog walking, cat sitting, babysitting, and freelance writing.
Just have FIVE jobs Millennials--should be easy to get during the Great Depression 2.0. After six years, you'll own a house have paid for your university education, which you'll use to fucking babysit.

Quote
Any millennial with ambitions to own a house shouldn’t be cheering for a housing market crash, even if one is imminent. They should be working as hard as they can so that they can save up to afford the house of their dreams in whatever market they find themselves.
Did you watch the video of the Millennial interviewed by CNBC? She doesn't fucking own a home! She took six years just to pay for university. A generation or two ago, she could have gone straight from high school to the workforce, and bought a home as a blue-collar worker. Now, ten years after graduating from high school, she has fucking nothing. Ten years, four years of university, five jobs and she's in the same position as a high school grad.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 15, 2020, 06:28:14 AM
When it crashes the boomer / gen-x investors can buy cheap real estate from millennials who can no longer afford their mortgages that just about spend enough time on a canned tomato and water diet to afford a home in the first place. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 15, 2020, 07:38:13 AM
Don't need to buy something you already own.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 15, 2020, 10:41:26 AM
Don't need to buy something you already own.
"Investment" properties. 40% of Toronto condos are not owner-occupied.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 15, 2020, 03:10:36 PM
Booking.com is about to go up in flames

Profit in 2018: +5 billion
Then they cut a deal with the Dutch government evading 1.8 billion in taxes

Balance in 2019: 8 billion debt

Why?
- They bought their own stock and handed out dividends and bonuses to the CEO's and investors

Now:
Bookings down 85%. They've managed to secure an 'expensive' emergency loan of 4 billion to scrape by for a few months.
So now they're asking our government to chip in to help finance the joint as they employ 19k workers in total.
(note this information was leaked to a Dutch newspaper from a video call with employees announcing that lay offs were imminent)

If you have something lined up at Booking.com cancel now. This thing is about to crash like the Hindenburg and you should try for a refund when there's still some money.


For the tech heads, the whole thing is built in fucking PERL  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 15, 2020, 05:34:49 PM
Don't need to buy something you already own.
"Investment" properties. 40% of Toronto condos are not owner-occupied.
Didn't realize "own" has such a restrictive meaning in this context. :B
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 15, 2020, 07:12:08 PM
https://twitter.com/AshBCoffin/status/1250561704238493696

 ;)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on April 15, 2020, 09:05:38 PM
If Ashleigh was a fast food joint, she'd be a Wendy's.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 15, 2020, 09:37:37 PM
Peter Coffin is such a lucky dude even if he can't get Contra-level views. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 15, 2020, 09:39:38 PM
Peter Coffin is such a lucky dude even if he can't get Contra-level views.

They seperated, tho.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 15, 2020, 09:42:48 PM
That's good news. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 16, 2020, 03:22:57 PM
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pepsi-Soda-2-Liter-Bottle/13424325

Amazing bargain!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 16, 2020, 08:44:30 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/pmdknot1c8t41.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=5f05f43c211a452101ad1eba80b9f77c02e6c670)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 16, 2020, 08:52:54 PM
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/thanks-to-covid-19-social-securitys-day-of-reckoning-may-be-even-closer-than-we-thought-2020-04-15

(https://i.imgur.com/AaHC7vc.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on April 16, 2020, 09:04:14 PM
honest question: For any American born in the 90s onward, is social security even going to bring them anything by the time they are 65 or whatever?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 16, 2020, 09:21:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSbvXBDye3E
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 16, 2020, 10:18:58 PM
Can't you just like store it in the ground? 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on April 17, 2020, 09:22:29 AM
Booking.com is about to go up in flames

Profit in 2018: +5 billion
Then they cut a deal with the Dutch government evading 1.8 billion in taxes

Balance in 2019: 8 billion debt

Why?
- They bought their own stock and handed out dividends and bonuses to the CEO's and investors

Now:
Bookings down 85%. They've managed to secure an 'expensive' emergency loan of 4 billion to scrape by for a few months.
So now they're asking our government to chip in to help finance the joint as they employ 19k workers in total.
(note this information was leaked to a Dutch newspaper from a video call with employees announcing that lay offs were imminent)

If you have something lined up at Booking.com cancel now. This thing is about to crash like the Hindenburg and you should try for a refund when there's still some money.


For the tech heads, the whole thing is built in fucking PERL  :lol

You seem to have no idea what you are talking about.
Do you know what a balance sheet is?
Assets = Liabilities + Equity
I looked it up. As of December 31, 2019 Booking Holdings had $21.4bn worth of assets, $15.4bn liabilities. That means an equity of $6 billion.
I assume you looked at this and didn't understand what equity means? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booking_Holdings
Please tell me you have nothing to do with finances or running any company.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on April 17, 2020, 09:27:13 AM
Quote
You seem to have no idea what you are talking about.

Yes.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 17, 2020, 10:27:17 AM
https://twitter.com/amychozick/status/1251141740637097984
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 17, 2020, 11:02:34 AM
https://twitter.com/AndrewMarchand/status/1251163794581196800

 :rimshot
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 17, 2020, 03:18:53 PM
(https://i.redd.it/x2tq1990h0d01.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 17, 2020, 04:13:07 PM
Booking.com is about to go up in flames

Profit in 2018: +5 billion
Then they cut a deal with the Dutch government evading 1.8 billion in taxes

Balance in 2019: 8 billion debt

Why?
- They bought their own stock and handed out dividends and bonuses to the CEO's and investors

Now:
Bookings down 85%. They've managed to secure an 'expensive' emergency loan of 4 billion to scrape by for a few months.
So now they're asking our government to chip in to help finance the joint as they employ 19k workers in total.
(note this information was leaked to a Dutch newspaper from a video call with employees announcing that lay offs were imminent)

If you have something lined up at Booking.com cancel now. This thing is about to crash like the Hindenburg and you should try for a refund when there's still some money.


For the tech heads, the whole thing is built in fucking PERL  :lol

You seem to have no idea what you are talking about.
Do you know what a balance sheet is?
Assets = Liabilities + Equity
I looked it up. As of December 31, 2019 Booking Holdings had $21.4bn worth of assets, $15.4bn liabilities. That means an equity of $6 billion.
I assume you looked at this and didn't understand what equity means? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booking_Holdings
Please tell me you have nothing to do with finances or running any company.
The numbers were reported in a left leaning Dutch newspaper
https://www.volkskrant.nl/nieuws-achtergrond/noodlijdend-booking-com-wil-staatssteun~bd28dea7/ (https://www.volkskrant.nl/nieuws-achtergrond/noodlijdend-booking-com-wil-staatssteun~bd28dea7/)

Quote
Opmerkelijk genoeg gaat Booking Holdings gebukt onder zware schulden, dit ondanks de jaarlijkse miljardenwinsten – in 2019 nog bijna 5 miljard dollar. Tegenover 6,3 miljard dollar aan contant geld stond eind vorig jaar 7,6 miljard dollar schuld op de balans, blijkt uit het jaarverslag.

Quote
Surprisingly enough Booking Holdings is in debt despite the billions of dollars in profits they made over the years - in 2019 almost 5 billion.
While they had 6.3 billion in cash their balance showed a debt of 7.6 billion dollar. According to the yearly report.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 17, 2020, 06:14:05 PM
https://twitter.com/redfishstream/status/1251148409689563136

seize the means of big mac production
 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on April 17, 2020, 06:27:19 PM
Wat? You gonna end the video on "we did this properly."  ???

I want to know that actually this looked like. Did they just take the ingredients and frozen stuff? Boring. Was hoping that random non-McD workers turned everything on and just started cooking and wrapping up finished food to spread to people in need or something.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 17, 2020, 07:15:32 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/yt351ju1xdt41.png?width=768&auto=webp&s=7655726b331ca1ab915523e74546ad5fcf39b5bb)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 18, 2020, 03:32:24 AM
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/landlords-are-targeting-vulnerable-tenants-solicit-sex-exchange-rent-advocates-n1186416
Quote
Some landlords are taking advantage of the coronavirus outbreak, soliciting sexual favors in lieu of rent payments from economically vulnerable tenants, according to advocates.

Khara Jabola-Carolus, executive director of the Hawaii State Commission on the Status of Women, said her office has received more reports of landlords sexually harassing their tenants in the last two weeks than it had in the two years since she started working there, including cases of landlords offering to move in with tenants and sending sexually explicit photos to them after they communicated concerns about paying April rent.

While the number of cases wasn't necessarily astronomical — the commission received 10 reports about nine landlords — Jabola-Carolus said they were especially notable given such cases go "vastly underreported."

"Landlord coercion has always been a reality, but we've never seen anything like this," Jabola-Carolus said.
eight of the reports were connected to something called "The Bire" with ties to "Dutch Directness"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 18, 2020, 05:53:00 AM
Quote
landlords offering to move in with tenants and sending sexually explicit photos to them
Maybe they used their charms in those messages and send the wrong signal?

Anyway better to just cut out the middle man and go on onlyfans instead. In a year they can be a landlady themselves
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 18, 2020, 10:02:38 AM
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/landlords-are-targeting-vulnerable-tenants-solicit-sex-exchange-rent-advocates-n1186416
Quote
Some landlords are taking advantage of the coronavirus outbreak, soliciting sexual favors in lieu of rent payments from economically vulnerable tenants, according to advocates.

Khara Jabola-Carolus, executive director of the Hawaii State Commission on the Status of Women, said her office has received more reports of landlords sexually harassing their tenants in the last two weeks than it had in the two years since she started working there, including cases of landlords offering to move in with tenants and sending sexually explicit photos to them after they communicated concerns about paying April rent.

While the number of cases wasn't necessarily astronomical — the commission received 10 reports about nine landlords — Jabola-Carolus said they were especially notable given such cases go "vastly underreported."

"Landlord coercion has always been a reality, but we've never seen anything like this," Jabola-Carolus said.
eight of the reports were connected to something called "The Bire" with ties to "Dutch Directness"

I knew we couldn't trust the Dutch!  :rage
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 18, 2020, 02:19:20 PM
During a pandemic, a 308 sqft studio in an Airbnb-infested condo in Toronto (redundant) was just put on sale for $530,000.

https://condos.ca/toronto/ice-condos-ice-condos-ii-12-york-st-14-york-st/c4744874

The current owner must’ve been on a six-week meditation retreat.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on April 18, 2020, 08:55:40 PM
Yeah some of these landlords truly deserve the guillotine
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 19, 2020, 12:32:08 PM
https://twitter.com/AdrienneLaw/status/1251897045763284992
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 19, 2020, 02:20:00 PM
https://twitter.com/lisaabramowicz1/status/1251885744081326081
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on April 19, 2020, 02:32:10 PM
https://twitter.com/lisaabramowicz1/status/1251885744081326081

Fighting for its life.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 19, 2020, 05:06:35 PM
https://twitter.com/Plipster/status/1251869245543264258

latestage simpalism
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 19, 2020, 05:12:51 PM
https://twitter.com/Plipster/status/1251869245543264258

latestage simpalism

https://twitter.com/pepipop/status/1251707522492358656 (https://twitter.com/pepipop/status/1251707522492358656)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on April 19, 2020, 09:42:13 PM
https://twitter.com/AdrienneLaw/status/1251897045763284992

Shhh, don't let nudemac see that  :shh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2020, 12:35:41 AM
https://twitter.com/AdrienneLaw/status/1251897045763284992
https://twitter.com/Strangelloh/status/1251905996269727745



Shhh, don't let nudemac see that  :shh
https://twitter.com/AaronJa44968029/status/1251900839209373696
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2020, 01:24:50 PM
https://www.businessinsider.com/whole-foods-tracks-unionization-risk-with-heat-map-2020-1

(https://i.imgur.com/Brx3cen.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2020, 04:03:32 PM
https://twitter.com/chancetherapper/status/1252313054877974529
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 20, 2020, 04:10:28 PM
https://twitter.com/chancetherapper/status/1252313054877974529

(https://i.imgur.com/pbphKGY.png?1)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2020, 06:54:08 AM
(https://preview.redd.it/64vhuk0wi2u41.jpg?width=720&auto=webp&s=5deac06bda049a807ec66c3963a84e2c32cef2a2)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on April 21, 2020, 07:19:30 AM
(https://preview.redd.it/64vhuk0wi2u41.jpg?width=720&auto=webp&s=5deac06bda049a807ec66c3963a84e2c32cef2a2)

Looks like a Cherub's dick.

https://youtu.be/ktOJusQxlxo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on April 22, 2020, 11:09:50 AM
https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1252843802122833923

Seems authentic, I can tell because my father was Kadhafi and he was very good at spotting fakes.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on April 22, 2020, 11:23:17 AM
My dad used to look a bit like David Koresh when he was younger :stahp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2020, 11:36:46 AM
Well if there is any point in resurrection, it's to come back as a corporate twiter account runner.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on April 22, 2020, 12:33:30 PM
we were all in the swamp all along  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 22, 2020, 12:59:10 PM
riotous, did you sell IBM machines to the Germans in a past life?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 22, 2020, 01:02:49 PM
Not a #boycott person and extricating yourself from everything that could possibly add to systematic barbarism is impossible but it would be so easy for GitHub to say "sorry, your use of our software violates our terms of service". The size of the contract is a drop in the bucket compared to their annual revenue.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 22, 2020, 01:12:37 PM
rich libs  ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 22, 2020, 01:14:49 PM
https://twitter.com/mortimer_1/status/1252825227387518982

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on April 22, 2020, 01:40:44 PM
would they be able to sell the license to al qaeda
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on April 22, 2020, 01:54:31 PM
it's "spiel"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2020, 01:57:12 PM
Not a #boycott person and extricating yourself from everything that could possibly add to systematic barbarism is impossible but it would be so easy for GitHub to say "sorry, your use of our software violates our terms of service". The size of the contract is a drop in the bucket compared to their annual revenue.

Ya do that to a very politicized government department - that won't be a major legal or PR problem.  This isn't Apple that can take on the Feds because they have more money and their core business depends on them doing it. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 22, 2020, 02:20:10 PM
I say it's time we boycott toilet paper. Those ICE Nazi's are using it so from now I on I will only wipe my ass with paper that shares my progressive values such as older issues of Jacobin  :shaking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 22, 2020, 02:48:58 PM


Google "forum for democracy immigration race" for extra context on Nintex's post.
You just can't handle the Dutch Directness rave cocaine

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AnyAdorableBeardeddragon-max-1mb.gif)

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-17-2018/5L5POg.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 22, 2020, 02:57:31 PM
geert still the true heir to dutch direct democracy 8) no half measures
If only Pim wasn't shot by the deep state :tocry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 22, 2020, 10:19:15 PM
https://twitter.com/techreview/status/1253040931290349569
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 22, 2020, 11:37:25 PM
then it uses machine learning to determine which person has a lower net worth and fires a CIA heart attack dart into that person
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 23, 2020, 10:23:36 AM
https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1253081332881797122
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 24, 2020, 10:10:54 PM
https://twitter.com/JimmysSeafood/status/1251694131669327873
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 24, 2020, 10:15:17 PM
https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1253081332881797122

Neolibs gonna neolib
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on April 25, 2020, 08:34:38 AM
https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1253081332881797122

Neolibs gonna neolib

Same in France. I guess if you dig enough there's no large company that doesn't have stuff in Luxembourg or doing fiscal "optimisation".
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on April 25, 2020, 10:05:49 AM
https://twitter.com/JimmysSeafood/status/1251694131669327873

What were the fuckboy tweets anyways? Love to learn about some Baltimore beef.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 26, 2020, 12:44:42 AM
https://twitter.com/GottaBernNow/status/1254268287124295682
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on April 27, 2020, 01:42:54 PM
you can buy uavs on alibaba (https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/HC-132-Long-Endurance-Aerial-Surveillance_62409252206.html?spm=a2700.galleryofferlist.0.0.203748d1r7Vxsv)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 27, 2020, 01:56:34 PM
That's an HC-132 Long Endurance Aerial Surveillance Survey Mapping Fixed Wing Drone, unfortunately it only has a flight time of 5 hours so not enough time to survey your mom.   
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 27, 2020, 04:58:58 PM
https://twitter.com/ericsson/status/1254744521495232512 (https://twitter.com/ericsson/status/1254744521495232512)

oh god corporations now will have all sorts of curves to flatten  :doge

(if you click on it you get a video with a curve)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 27, 2020, 07:33:10 PM
the answer may surprise you
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 28, 2020, 12:36:54 PM
"thankfully"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2020, 01:15:39 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/xd32kfazzjv41.jpg?width=917&auto=webp&s=a9edea5e4f7a08a4e20a94b905825885f8f71d72)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 28, 2020, 01:25:34 PM
https://twitter.com/chamath/status/1255180678670540801
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 28, 2020, 01:45:21 PM
https://twitter.com/chamath/status/1255180678670540801

:juche
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 28, 2020, 02:15:55 PM
https://twitter.com/g_meslin/status/1255183151548305408
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 28, 2020, 02:29:03 PM
"What is this risk and responsibility everyone keeps talking about. Just rent my rat-infested apartments with gas leaks. This internet site was supposed to make me money"   :six:
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Akala on April 28, 2020, 02:29:24 PM
those poor airbnb entrepreneurs 

:kermit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on April 28, 2020, 07:30:04 PM
https://twitter.com/JDespland/status/1254838210171211776

https://twitter.com/theworkshyfop/status/1254871320015384577
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 28, 2020, 07:48:25 PM
https://twitter.com/ballmatthew/status/1255161705535016967

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on April 28, 2020, 08:26:07 PM
https://twitter.com/speechleyish/status/1254933702561259525
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 29, 2020, 11:16:32 AM
https://twitter.com/BiNetUSA/status/1255317608578134018
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 29, 2020, 12:38:27 PM
(she’s bi)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 29, 2020, 02:09:04 PM
This tweet could go in like 11 different threads :lol
all threads are basically the same now. Biden, Corona-Chan, Trump Direct, TLOU2, Kim Jong Un

The concept of NSFW doesn't even exist anymore

HUMAN INSTRUMENTALITY PROJECT
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 29, 2020, 02:14:33 PM
This tweet could go in like 11 different threads :lol
all threads are basically the same now. Biden, Corona-Chan, Trump Direct, TLOU2, Kim Jong Un

The concept of NSFW doesn't even exist anymore

HUMAN INSTRUMENTALITY PROJECT

All threads or the threads you post in
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on April 29, 2020, 02:15:09 PM
This tweet could go in like 11 different threads :lol
all threads are basically the same now. Biden, Corona-Chan, Trump Direct, TLOU2, Kim Jong Un

The concept of NSFW doesn't even exist anymore

HUMAN INSTRUMENTALITY PROJECT

And yet we still use the  :nsfw sign

 :curious
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 30, 2020, 12:24:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/pnmJ7nU.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 30, 2020, 12:28:21 PM


Latestage Amish.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 30, 2020, 12:29:19 PM
Honestly, that is pretty cool
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on April 30, 2020, 12:45:01 PM
Yeah, no idea what the application might be (besides funny gifs), but I love it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Akala on April 30, 2020, 12:46:28 PM
https://twitter.com/sdbcraig/status/1255662896039686145
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 30, 2020, 12:59:02 PM
https://twitter.com/sdbcraig/status/1255734149748420608
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 30, 2020, 01:15:39 PM
:mynicca
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on April 30, 2020, 01:18:23 PM
Pls don't doxx me
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 30, 2020, 01:18:31 PM
lol, I should post some vids of "bikini baristas" I took years ago
post that big white cock first  :drool
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 30, 2020, 02:17:21 PM
Google selling Boston Robotics still bums me out. They're destined to be killbots at this point now. :/

At least at Google there was a semi-revolt over the JEDI contract thing.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 30, 2020, 06:25:10 PM
https://twitter.com/PageSix/status/1255557727956369414

 :titus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 30, 2020, 09:28:57 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/HPOdopB.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on April 30, 2020, 11:44:58 PM
https://twitter.com/susie_c/status/1255971900599046144
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on May 01, 2020, 01:45:43 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HPOdopB.jpg)
Straight out of Watch Dogs 2.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on May 01, 2020, 09:19:16 AM
Quote
Xeni Jardin born Jennifer Hamm,

white bread dumb bishes ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 01, 2020, 10:29:01 AM
Please don’t dox shosta
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 01, 2020, 10:45:18 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HPOdopB.jpg)
Xeni Jardin?

Sounds like a HELL PRIEST

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/1061aeab0941b74beeb8c1482c57ff5e/tenor.gif?itemid=16690216)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2020, 12:48:37 PM
https://twitter.com/evandcoleman/status/1256261178759753728

Stage 4 capitalism
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 01, 2020, 01:15:51 PM
https://twitter.com/cenkuygur/status/1256266221797830659

 :leon
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 01, 2020, 01:32:47 PM
Was it a threat? Or was it a promise? :thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 01, 2020, 01:43:18 PM
Quote
We are entertained by homicidal lunatics senior presidential advisors who threaten to eat our asses. 
:smug
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 01, 2020, 01:53:01 PM
https://twitter.com/chamath/status/1255180678670540801
No longer behind a paywall: https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/a-bargain-with-the-devil-bill-comes-due-for-overextended-airbnb-hosts/ar-BB13k3T4?li=BBnb7Kz
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Jennifer Kelleher-Hazlett of Clawson, Mich., spent about $380,000 to buy two Michigan properties in 2018. She said she and her husband cashed out their financial investments and borrowed $100,000 from employers to furnish them.

The 47-year-old expected to net up to $7,000 a month from Airbnb after mortgage payments, supplementing her income as a part-time pharmacist and her husband’s as a schoolteacher. Before the virus struck, the couple was considering buying more homes. Now, they can’t make mortgage payments because no one is booking, she said. “We’re either borrowing more or defaulting.”

A schoolteacher (in the US) and a part-time pharmacist thought it was a good idea to own 3+ houses. . . . and they're trying to borrow more right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97zJxKEqAk

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 01, 2020, 01:56:33 PM
It's been 2 years since 2018 girl... what have you been doing with the +$7k a month after mortgages?

That's barely enough to buy 3 tigers a month!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 01, 2020, 02:10:27 PM
I should've kept reading:

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That sum would provide little relief to hosts such as Jennifer and David Landrum of Atlanta. In 2016, they started a company named Local, spending more than $14,000 to outfit apartments with rugs, throw pillows, art and chandeliers. They grossed about $1.5 million annually, mostly through Airbnb, Ms. Landrum said, renting the 18 apartments they leased . . . 

The couple has been able to pay only a portion of April rent on the 18 apartments they lease and can’t fulfill their obligations to pay three months’ rent unless bookings resume. . .

“It’s scary,” said Ms. Landrum, who said she has discounted some units three times since mid-March. The Landrums have negotiated to get some leniency from apartment owners on their leases. If not, Ms. Landrum said, they would have to sell their house.



Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 01, 2020, 03:44:38 PM
It's just been a little over a decade since the last time the housing market completely collapsed and left thousands of people underwater. :snoop
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 01, 2020, 03:56:24 PM
It's just been a little over a decade since the last time the housing market completely collapsed and left thousands of people underwater. :snoop
AirBnB was basically considered free money by mostly the GenX'ers and Boomers.

You purchase a second 'starter', 'social' or 'student' property 'cheap' because millennials ain't got no money, you rent it out on AirBnB and you hire a stoner or ask your retired uncle to do the minimal maintenance.
Once you've rented the first property for a season you buy another and another and another. Your monthly payments go up, but so does your income. Plus in good time you'll own all those properties and can sell them for even more money.

With the free money you can do whatever, like go on vacation, open a shop or restaurant (that doesn't need to be profitable), have your own app made or simply spend it all on shoes.
You don't need to know anything about business, marketing, sales, just read a 'how to get rich' blog and dump your offer on AirBnB with some nice photographs and you're in business.

Risk and responsibility? I DESERVE THIS, the government should just bail me out  :idont


Guess who also own a ton of this property, politicians and mostly politicians wives.  :karen
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 02, 2020, 01:53:44 PM
https://twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/status/1256636748014202880
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 03, 2020, 03:07:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/nQPMeCG.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 03, 2020, 03:52:07 PM
BRO DID YOU JUST DISS THE NATURAL RIGHT TO PROPERTY?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 03, 2020, 03:55:07 PM
glad you're okay, missed you shost
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 03, 2020, 04:31:57 PM
Whatever happened to shosta?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 03, 2020, 04:36:31 PM
realized nobody would ever trust him so he changed up the name  ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 03, 2020, 04:44:29 PM
:lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 04, 2020, 02:00:46 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/ga7ae4/during_lockdown_my_wife_has_been_suffering/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EightBitNate on May 04, 2020, 02:29:41 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/ga7ae4/during_lockdown_my_wife_has_been_suffering/

I don’t know whether my boss can watch my desktop and it kills me
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2020, 12:17:33 PM
(https://i.redd.it/802vlg8251t41.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pennywise on May 04, 2020, 12:49:54 PM
https://twitter.com/jonathancrane5/status/1257291570312818689

Soccer player
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 04, 2020, 04:21:00 PM
https://twitter.com/APSouthRegion/status/1255933513959866371
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 04, 2020, 04:22:32 PM
https://twitter.com/APSouthRegion/status/1255933513959866371

(https://i.imgur.com/lMRiUEH.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 04, 2020, 04:57:44 PM
https://twitter.com/APSouthRegion/status/1255933513959866371
Cool then it would be like GTA2 instead of GTAV
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 05, 2020, 03:26:43 PM
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1257621835929341952
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 05, 2020, 03:42:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRiKbTmngok

Are these the shades all the alt-right dudebros wear in their social media profile pics?

“Makes invisible objects visible!”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on May 05, 2020, 03:45:46 PM
https://youtu.be/sz2MYHeWywU
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 05, 2020, 06:05:23 PM
https://twitter.com/stschrader1/status/1257440647390380033
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 05, 2020, 06:19:21 PM
https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1257679131317338112
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on May 05, 2020, 06:52:36 PM
spicy nugs, always the correct choice 8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 06, 2020, 01:24:47 AM
https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1257902918948327426

https://twitter.com/NicoleFriedman/status/1257726237436530689
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 06, 2020, 12:14:27 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 06, 2020, 12:14:31 PM
https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1257679131317338112

https://youtu.be/Ug75diEyiA0
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on May 06, 2020, 01:48:52 PM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXO7uuCU4AEctv1?format=jpg&name=large)

Meanwhile, in normal world : Well, guess I'll have to pawn the kid to buy a cocotte.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 06, 2020, 09:38:23 PM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXO7uuCU4AEctv1?format=jpg&name=large)

A famous person having their whims catered to, am I dreaming? THANK YOU!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 07, 2020, 10:33:54 AM
I ran across an Instagram post from a realtor.

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9b/51/08/9b5108ede30838994fbe70f8b24caba1.jpg)
[image from a google search]

She approvingly posted an image with a partial quote from John Stuart Mill "Landlords grow rich in their sleep" but left out the rest of the quote "without working, risking or economising. What claim have they, on the general principle of social justice, to this accession of riches?"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on May 07, 2020, 10:53:17 AM
"...make an omelet..."

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 07, 2020, 11:47:11 AM
https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1258304756239478784
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 07, 2020, 01:38:13 PM
Someone is Space Force jelly, probably because no one can hear you bugger the cabin boy in space.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 07, 2020, 01:38:26 PM
(https://i.redd.it/lzq5e59ivax41.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 07, 2020, 01:41:36 PM
https://twitter.com/DominosMY/status/1258017283298844672
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 07, 2020, 01:46:29 PM
https://twitter.com/DominosMY/status/1258017314353500168

 :gamer
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on May 08, 2020, 12:49:54 AM
https://twitter.com/APSouthRegion/status/1255933513959866371

Baltimore is one of the reasons those fucking Ring cameras are everywhere and have shady deals with the cops, so this isn't surprising.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: toku on May 08, 2020, 12:11:57 PM
https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1258437479214067719
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 08, 2020, 12:38:53 PM
I never know where to post these:

https://twitter.com/DavidMacCdn/status/1258749478292664321
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 08, 2020, 12:55:41 PM
wow can't believe poor people are fucked by the 24/7 surveillance post apocalyptic cyberpunk world order we're building together that is now infected with a deadly virus

time to tweet about it with my $1000 smartphone
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 08, 2020, 01:20:37 PM
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1258797162684653568
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 08, 2020, 01:43:36 PM
https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/1258728377273458690
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 08, 2020, 02:06:08 PM
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1258797162684653568

I'd stop and pet it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 08, 2020, 03:38:30 PM
https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080

 :titus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2020, 05:40:15 PM
I'm selling movies of me hugging other people for only 5.57$ CAD/month.   There is a lot of CGI in them though. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 08, 2020, 07:53:13 PM
https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080

 :titus

:neogaf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2020, 08:42:26 PM
Please post socialist/communist literature for someone that has read the Manifesto and Einstein's socialism essay. I guess Das Kapital?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 08, 2020, 09:06:44 PM
Check laissez faire thread
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 08, 2020, 09:28:29 PM
Please post socialist/communist literature for someone that has read the Manifesto and Einstein's socialism essay. I guess Das Kapital?

(https://i.imgur.com/WbFGTQq.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 08, 2020, 10:30:09 PM
https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/1258728377273458690

Friendship with Hopepunk is over, Christpunk is my new best friend.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 08, 2020, 11:13:49 PM
er, wrong thread
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 09, 2020, 03:35:07 AM
https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1258983788639649792

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 10, 2020, 04:29:07 PM
Those meatpackers should consider becoming rich and white.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on May 10, 2020, 04:37:33 PM
Should’ve been fudge packers instead   :hump
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 10, 2020, 04:59:28 PM
"Hey you, get in the van. The President needs his hamburgers"

(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/1/10012/471019-civilprotection.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 12, 2020, 07:49:42 PM
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1260317338924130305
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 12, 2020, 08:17:35 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/77rvoeixsby41.jpg?width=828&auto=webp&s=311d33acebcabdc378c1895b02348ce5d2f2910c)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 12, 2020, 08:33:00 PM
Please post socialist/communist literature for someone that has read the Manifesto and Einstein's socialism essay. I guess Das Kapital?

(https://i.imgur.com/WbFGTQq.jpg)

:uguu
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 12, 2020, 10:11:36 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1260331060623216642
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 12, 2020, 10:15:16 PM
 :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 13, 2020, 12:42:32 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/nypost/status/1260258922688139269

So reading the article, she charged $30 for one mask and sold the entire lot.  :-\
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 13, 2020, 12:43:41 AM
Buy mask for $1, poke a hole in it, $29 profit.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on May 13, 2020, 05:30:27 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/VictoriaPeckham/status/1260609700330196992
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 13, 2020, 05:48:19 PM
I mean you can't suck your own dick. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 13, 2020, 06:13:11 PM
No need to rub the fact that you have the attitude of a cock sucker in our faces.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 13, 2020, 06:15:58 PM
Oh wow it worked
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on May 13, 2020, 10:45:54 PM
Also, I have some cock extender pills to sell you. How apt for this thread.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 14, 2020, 05:52:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv6kjHzAazQ
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on May 15, 2020, 06:20:32 AM
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/amberjamieson/renter-sexually-harassed-by-landlord-during-coronavirus (https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/amberjamieson/renter-sexually-harassed-by-landlord-during-coronavirus)

Landlord asks for sex after renter cannot afford rent.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 15, 2020, 04:41:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0eDL9Zw.jpg)

woah  :ohhh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 15, 2020, 04:51:43 PM
I remember saying this in grade school, "why should I do homework if they not paying me?"  :mynicca
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 15, 2020, 11:00:38 PM
I remember saying this in grade school, "why should I do homework if they not paying me?"  :mynicca

Then dad got the belt. :fbm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 15, 2020, 11:48:58 PM
he threatened you with a good time  ;)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on May 16, 2020, 12:43:49 AM
he threatened you with a good time  ;)

yeah well ok, i can totally see how you ended up in the armed services filler  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on May 18, 2020, 04:00:08 AM
https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1261284668160253953

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???

what's the problem? i had a summer job like this when i was 13-17 yo, took me a decade to reach the salary i had the summer when i was 17.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 18, 2020, 10:28:54 AM
Well, I think it’s of note that they’re replacing migrant workers with child workers :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on May 18, 2020, 10:37:13 AM
Well, I think it’s of note that they’re replacing migrant workers with child workers :lol

idk, travel bans are global right now, not sure if that's at all noteworthy
and i really don't see how children working during the summer to make extra money is a noteworthy thing either  :hmph
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 18, 2020, 10:47:43 AM
You’re wouldn’t be upset and defensive if you really thought it was so great

(ie why are migrants and children their only options for labor 🤔🤔🤔)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 19, 2020, 06:41:50 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/fnpoEkH.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on May 19, 2020, 08:44:43 AM
It's actually kind of shocking that Chuck E. Cheese still exists ~40 years after the American video game crash and several decades after the death of arcades.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Positive Touch on May 19, 2020, 08:48:03 AM
it's an indoor playground with food. easy for little kid birthday parties.


edit: lmao i missed that pic. fuckin rats
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on May 19, 2020, 08:51:26 AM
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372503124226867203/712285706361503764/unknown.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/eJNmjkB.png)

damn, its real. also "54% say food was good"  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on May 19, 2020, 08:53:27 AM
We live in a world where Chuck E. Cheese survived and Toys "R" Us died. :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on May 19, 2020, 08:58:57 AM
yeah one didn't provide a service that is the same as amazon.com
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on May 19, 2020, 09:25:21 AM
Amazon has physical stores where you can check out thousands of toys?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on May 19, 2020, 09:28:40 AM
i wouldn't know cause i'm not into checking out thousands of children's toys

this autistic pedo :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on May 19, 2020, 09:30:52 AM
"Come on kids, let's go to Amazon to buy you some new toys"
-father of the year

Edit: Sorry to learn you have no family.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on May 19, 2020, 09:31:27 AM
"checking out" "toys"

 ::) ::) ::)

sorry your favorite store closed, pedoman
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on May 19, 2020, 09:33:54 AM
Yes, all people who are parents or have young relatives and take their kids to toy stores are pedos.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on May 19, 2020, 09:34:44 AM
nah, just the ones that mourn the loss of toy stores when they don't have any kids. sorry your #1 dating spot got shuttered in favor of amazon.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on May 19, 2020, 09:36:23 AM
It actually says a lot about you that your mind went to "pedo" first.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on May 19, 2020, 09:38:17 AM
mourning brands in the #latestagecapitalism thread and expecting not to get mocked. pedo and dumb :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on May 19, 2020, 09:40:24 AM
Just take your L and let it go.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on May 19, 2020, 09:43:53 AM
i'm not the one crying about lost brands for children :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 19, 2020, 09:44:34 AM
Neither of you are looking good here, yall
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on May 19, 2020, 09:45:01 AM
i rarely look good anyway ::)

but as the bigger man i'll apologize. occam i'm sorry your crippling social interaction issues led you to only be able to date children but the loss of your favorite toy store gave you nowhere to easily steal them from their parents.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 19, 2020, 09:59:35 AM
why is nacho so grouchy today
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Occam on May 19, 2020, 10:03:42 AM
i rarely look good anyway ::)

but as the bigger man i'll apologize. occam i'm sorry your crippling social interaction issues led you to only be able to date children but the loss of your favorite toy store gave you nowhere to easily steal them from their parents.

Ok, this made me lol. You are forgiven, fuckface.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: nachobro on May 19, 2020, 10:09:49 AM
cabrona might end up killing chuck e cheese though...and dave and busters and whatever other variations out there.

touching arcade games after a bunch of gross drunks is much less appealing lately
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Positive Touch on May 19, 2020, 11:08:48 AM
pizzagate 2.0 itt  :leon
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 19, 2020, 12:53:52 PM
https://twitter.com/theCJS/status/1262758368256552960

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYY3y2QUwAMUyrm?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Landlord loses $4k, forced to sell his twenty-five properties!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 19, 2020, 05:22:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FlWEdA7.png)


 :hyper
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 19, 2020, 07:00:02 PM
Spotify’s Newest Pitch to Labels and Musicians: Now You Pay Us (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-02/spotify-s-newest-pitch-to-labels-and-musicians-now-you-pay-us)

‘The Joe Rogan Experience’ Launches Exclusive Partnership with Spotify (https://newsroom.spotify.com/2020-05-19/the-joe-rogan-experience-launches-exclusive-partnership-with-spotify/)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on May 19, 2020, 07:43:25 PM
Spotify’s Newest Pitch to Labels and Musicians: Now You Pay Us (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-02/spotify-s-newest-pitch-to-labels-and-musicians-now-you-pay-us)

‘The Joe Rogan Experience’ Launches Exclusive Partnership with Spotify (https://newsroom.spotify.com/2020-05-19/the-joe-rogan-experience-launches-exclusive-partnership-with-spotify/)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT:

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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 19, 2020, 08:09:09 PM
they killed net neutrality for a reason and soon enough we'll be forced to subscribe to all the different bullshit or get nothing  :stahp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 19, 2020, 08:12:07 PM
*right click > open in incognito window*

eat shit mini mike :pimp

that doesn't work anymore. Guess I'll use the Outline Chrome extension  :thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 19, 2020, 08:22:45 PM
Bloomberg is shit anyways, I regret posting a link from them. They have yet to retract the bogus The Big Hack article, which has been thoroughly debunked by pretty much everyone, without providing any of the evidence they said would be forthcoming... Shite journalism.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 19, 2020, 08:39:34 PM
Esch if you don't stand with me against shit journo stories on tech security than no one will :stahp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 19, 2020, 09:22:22 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/4Hz3eOE.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on May 19, 2020, 09:26:19 PM
*right click > open in incognito window*

eat shit mini mike :pimp

that doesn't work anymore. Guess I'll use the Outline Chrome extension  :thinking

Yeah I feel like the incognito trick died sometime in 2019 if not in 2018 already. Sucks. Gamers really do have to rise up
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 19, 2020, 09:38:37 PM
https://twitter.com/UrgentAlertNews/status/1262906162460209153

infrastructure weak  :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 19, 2020, 10:31:57 PM
https://twitter.com/UrgentAlertNews/status/1262906162460209153

infrastructure week  :trumps

"What's with all these dams and bridges failing? It must be some kind of false flag!"

No, just years of neglect from private enterprise and lack of government funding lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 19, 2020, 10:40:43 PM
Infrastructure week was pretty busy, sorry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 20, 2020, 06:02:40 PM
https://twitter.com/Firr/status/1263183121706598404
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 20, 2020, 06:12:05 PM
should be baja blast tbh ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 21, 2020, 02:14:49 PM
Twitter’s Jack Dorsey Is Giving Andrew Yang $5 Million to Build the Case for a Universal Basic Income (https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/twitter-jack-dorsey-giving-andrew-090025479.html)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 21, 2020, 07:04:41 PM
Twitter’s Jack Dorsey Is Giving Andrew Yang $5 Million to Build the Case for a Universal Basic Income (https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/twitter-jack-dorsey-giving-andrew-090025479.html)

#yanggang
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 23, 2020, 10:46:29 AM
https://twitter.com/TheOfficialACM/status/1263844592874651648
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 23, 2020, 12:20:04 PM
All the more reason to wear one!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 23, 2020, 12:24:50 PM
https://twitter.com/lydiakiesling/status/1264008618023645185
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 26, 2020, 12:54:59 AM
 :corona_mj
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 26, 2020, 03:49:25 PM
https://twitter.com/JHWeissmann/status/1265367974019567616

:money
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 26, 2020, 04:53:18 PM
I'm sure roit can figure this one out  ;)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 26, 2020, 05:12:42 PM
https://twitter.com/JHWeissmann/status/1265367974019567616

:money

I'm semi-seriously, but not really, thinking about doing a startup doing fake news and abusive language detection.  And seeing this makes me think the actual business model I have in mind is pretty valid. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 26, 2020, 05:18:07 PM
https://twitter.com/JHWeissmann/status/1265367974019567616

:money

I'm semi-seriously, but not really, thinking about doing a startup doing fake news and abusive language detection.  And seeing this makes me think the actual business model I have in mind is pretty valid. 

You'd have to sell it to the libs, and they ain't got no money.  :'(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 26, 2020, 05:20:15 PM
Oh I was just going to make it say everything from CNN is fake news and sell it to the Koch Brother. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 26, 2020, 09:04:05 PM
https://twitter.com/JHWeissmann/status/1265367974019567616

:money

I'm semi-seriously, but not really, thinking about doing a startup doing fake news and abusive language detection.  And seeing this makes me think the actual business model I have in mind is pretty valid. 

Fake news detection might be big. But you know what'll always be even bigger? Fake news generation. :money
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 27, 2020, 04:45:35 AM
edit: I should read the thread
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on May 27, 2020, 04:49:18 AM
edit: I should read the thread

Scroll up literally it's one post above your one.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 27, 2020, 04:52:38 AM
Sir. There is no need to rub it in.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on May 27, 2020, 04:55:31 AM
Just trying to profit from your mistakes :money
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 27, 2020, 09:09:40 AM
lmao shonda get rekt :neogaf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on May 27, 2020, 03:23:00 PM
https://twitter.com/VitalVegas/status/1265723749975773184
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 27, 2020, 08:41:55 PM
edit: I should read the thread

eh, not really
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on May 28, 2020, 05:44:58 AM
https://twitter.com/julieverhage/status/1264172653004406790

I don't know why I needed this pointed out, since the same has been happening in other sectors for ages. Some epiphanies don't stick the first time, I guess?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on May 29, 2020, 06:15:35 PM
https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1266480821269118979
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on May 30, 2020, 12:22:55 AM
https://twitter.com/ErinIshimoticha/status/1266537329356713986

I would argue that no, humanity does not need space ships.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 30, 2020, 12:23:45 AM
I need space ships.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 30, 2020, 12:33:25 AM
God needs a space ship
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on May 30, 2020, 12:36:56 AM
I need space ships.

Star Citizen will gladly take your money in exchange for the dream of a space ship.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 30, 2020, 12:37:36 AM
God needs a space ship

Ya, what I said.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Positive Touch on May 30, 2020, 12:37:55 AM
i absolutely need a vic viper
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on May 30, 2020, 06:46:06 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1266724633916694529
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 30, 2020, 06:51:17 PM
 :heart
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 31, 2020, 01:41:18 AM
Converse should start tweeting about how the protesters are paid by George Soros.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on May 31, 2020, 04:48:38 AM
Sketchers being quiet as fuck because they’re Karen shoes.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 31, 2020, 05:03:17 AM
Converse should start tweeting about how the protesters are paid by George Soros.

That seems more like an under armour flex

:biden
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: thetylerrob on May 31, 2020, 05:06:40 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1266724633916694529
Corporation senpai are so brave  :uguu
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on May 31, 2020, 07:18:24 PM
https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1267168606015467521
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 31, 2020, 07:27:54 PM
Ring (and Amazon) are trash
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on May 31, 2020, 09:49:09 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZY9hbQU0AAxw68?format=png&name=900x900)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on June 01, 2020, 06:58:30 AM
Fuck any always online device Alexa, Ring, Google home, those fucks will rat you out so fast.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 01, 2020, 07:19:53 AM
https://twitter.com/EAMaddenNFL/status/1267172458290974720 (https://twitter.com/EAMaddenNFL/status/1267172458290974720)

 :dead

African American / Black Community of friends

"What's more PC, I don't know, JUST DO BOTH  :existential"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2020, 07:39:58 AM
Can I take a knee in game now?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 01, 2020, 07:47:46 AM
Can I take a knee in game now?

MADDEN KNEE LEGENDS SEASON PASS $229
Get all your favorite players who took a knee during the Madden NFL.
Includes one piece of the #BLM costume set

BLM COSTUME PIECE $3,99
Unlock #BLM costume set for all your favorite players, only $3,99 for each costume piece!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 02, 2020, 02:21:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/wsmpO7O.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on June 02, 2020, 02:34:51 PM
Sketchers being quiet as fuck because they’re Karen shoes.

Tony Romo's shoe is how I remember them.

Can I take a knee in game now?

Why yes. Just before the goaline instead of scoring to let the clock run down for strategic reasons. That is what you meant right?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 02, 2020, 02:54:51 PM
Why yes. Just before the goaline instead of scoring to let the clock run down for strategic reasons. That is what you meant right?

I think it's unpatriotic that the national anthem is not played before every virtual game.  Even when grandma plays solitaire. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 02, 2020, 07:30:53 PM
https://twitter.com/Redskins/status/1267918269798850563
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 02, 2020, 08:58:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/CZUxPW3.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 02, 2020, 11:36:08 PM
https://georgefloyd.io/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on June 03, 2020, 03:09:28 AM
https://georgefloyd.io/

A self-inflating symbol of capitalism running on a faceless machine producing zero accountability is NOT REALLY appropriate here.

That is to say, fuck cryptocurrency. Do they think a civil rights attorney is going to accept that shit? Fuck off.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also fuck URL squatters.
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2020, 08:24:37 PM
I swear there is a secret chain email between CEOs that says if you don't do a knee photo op or donate to BLM and forward this to 10 other CEOs, the ghost of George Floyd will set fire to your business. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 05, 2020, 08:39:09 PM
they're just showing thanks to george floyd for the economy being great again like trumpy told us :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 05, 2020, 09:14:09 PM
they're just showing thanks to george floyd for the economy being great again like trumpy told us :doge

George Floyd > MLK Jr.

https://mobile.twitter.com/yashar/status/1269048818739212288
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on June 06, 2020, 02:25:21 PM
https://twitter.com/Jawn_Hancock/status/1269042271669882881
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on June 06, 2020, 02:33:16 PM
maybe they wanted to fire him but had no legal reason to :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on June 06, 2020, 03:56:03 PM
lol

(https://i.redd.it/zl5tp95006351.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2020, 04:12:34 PM
The Brands are at it again.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on June 06, 2020, 04:16:24 PM
lol

(https://i.redd.it/zl5tp95006351.jpg)
Surprised Poland is on board.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on June 09, 2020, 12:13:31 PM
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/1270237020821032960
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/1270314033724481538
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 09, 2020, 01:55:56 PM
I don't think I've read a single good news story about an AI replacing human decision-making.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on June 09, 2020, 02:23:38 PM
Well the people writing the stories about bad ai are the ones most scared of losing their jobs to our digital overlords :ohhh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 09, 2020, 02:26:47 PM
I just wish the people writing news stories about AI knew something about what AI actually is. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on June 09, 2020, 02:28:56 PM
Yeah, at least I watched the movie to educate myself :smug
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 09, 2020, 03:17:05 PM
I just wish the people writing news stories about AI knew something about what AI actually is. 

Well if the AI was really so great, it'd write the news story explaining itself.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 09, 2020, 05:17:23 PM
MSN - I did not kill my creator by hacking his Tesla and other dangers of fake news
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 09, 2020, 05:24:27 PM
I don't think I've read a single good news story about an AI replacing human decision-making.

I think that bot who aped this Twitter comic (wynn... Right ?) was pretty on the level of its human model.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 14, 2020, 06:42:51 AM
https://twitter.com/PNickCurran/status/1271904837572100096 (https://twitter.com/PNickCurran/status/1271904837572100096)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on June 14, 2020, 03:28:07 PM
https://twitter.com/PNickCurran/status/1271904837572100096 (https://twitter.com/PNickCurran/status/1271904837572100096)
The [corporate] cucks jokes write themselves.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on June 15, 2020, 01:25:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Sw00QL_fk
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 15, 2020, 09:55:52 AM
https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/vacation-days-colliers-project-leaders-1.5601141
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 15, 2020, 11:52:27 AM
https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/06/15/67-of-jobless-workers-get-more-in-unemployment-tha.aspx
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 16, 2020, 02:42:12 PM
https://www.fox29.com/news/hey-siri-im-getting-pulled-over-iphone-feature-will-record-police-interaction-send-location
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on June 24, 2020, 11:37:55 AM
https://twitter.com/kashhill/status/1275761902879195145
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 24, 2020, 07:18:17 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbSeqvEWsAA9SPt?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 25, 2020, 07:27:43 AM
https://time.com/5858633/covid19-stimulus-checks-inmates/

Quote
While the IRS says checks sent to jail inmates also should be returned, the sheer number of jails and detention centers across the U.S. makes it difficult to tell if many are following those instructions.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 25, 2020, 10:05:59 AM
(https://preview.redd.it/vz1f732370751.jpg?width=640&auto=webp&s=5ad1e8db3541a6b30779668341528a0a8e167a8e)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 28, 2020, 08:58:43 AM
(https://preview.redd.it/dnffwrmfxj751.jpg?width=499&auto=webp&s=92e868a02b1754076bd069fcc1b1ea3f5ecc3449)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 01, 2020, 12:26:03 PM
Federal authorities in New York on Wednesday seized a shipment of weaves and other beauty accessories suspected to be made out of human hair taken from people locked inside a Chinese internment camp. (https://apnews.com/fff5fc7925f09916bf6b9d5f79bb4132)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 05, 2020, 08:44:50 AM
https://twitter.com/Relentlessbored/status/1279517769281699847
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 06, 2020, 04:28:43 PM
https://twitter.com/ibogost/status/1280234444482281472 (https://twitter.com/ibogost/status/1280234444482281472)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 06, 2020, 04:34:40 PM
I'd pay admission to watch Nintex work in one of those.  I'd even eat a Stroopwafel and make faces while I did it. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 06, 2020, 08:19:36 PM
https://vimeo.com/294427387

 :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2020, 09:27:47 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/hOt5jqB.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on July 09, 2020, 09:37:15 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/hOt5jqB.jpg)

 :kinison :mods
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2020, 09:05:42 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ho59n2/being_held_responsible_for_mothers_ohio_welfare/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on July 13, 2020, 02:43:12 PM
Maybe not the most obvious fit but I'd rather not mix real news with the mud in other threads he could be posted into :

Ellen Pao, former CEO Reddit, say Ghislaine Maxwell was invited to a Silicon Valley party despite her alleged trafficking of underage girls being common knowledge among guests and organisers.

https://www.businessinsider.fr/us/ghislaine-maxwell-attended-kleiner-perkins-vc-party-alleges-ellen-pao-2020-7 (https://www.businessinsider.fr/us/ghislaine-maxwell-attended-kleiner-perkins-vc-party-alleges-ellen-pao-2020-7)

I guess it's another dime for the "everyone knew" pile.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 14, 2020, 05:43:30 PM
https://twitter.com/olenskae/status/1283000201993748482
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 14, 2020, 10:04:23 PM
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/14/minimum-wage-workers-cannot-afford-rent-in-any-us-state.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 16, 2020, 01:46:40 PM
Just saw that in June the average detached house in Toronto (includes the old suburbs of Etobicoke, East York, North York, Scarborough) sold for an average price of $1,523,770, +14.3% YoY.

 :derp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgyzfG827cs
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 16, 2020, 01:53:45 PM
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/14/minimum-wage-workers-cannot-afford-rent-in-any-us-state.html

"The report, released Tuesday, defines "affordable" as spending no more than 30% of monthly income on rent"

Using that criteria and a two bedroom rental (per the article and report), the minimum wage in Toronto would need to be $56.25, which would be tough as the average hourly wage in Canada (can't find Toronto data) is $27.26.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 16, 2020, 06:35:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/PubrijW.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Akala on July 18, 2020, 10:07:49 AM
https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/coronavirus-millennials-housing-market-opportunity

The comments  are a nice bonus. :goldberg
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 19, 2020, 08:40:04 PM
https://twitter.com/mustachetoilet/status/1284958641561337857
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on July 21, 2020, 05:47:37 PM
Popped up on my Facebook feed

(https://i.ibb.co/WstRBg1/IMG-20200721-164303.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 21, 2020, 06:03:43 PM
No thanks, I'll keep playing Adventure Communism.  8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 22, 2020, 04:43:47 AM
https://twitter.com/mumbles_j/status/1285676856138780675
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 22, 2020, 08:33:18 AM
:yikes
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 22, 2020, 06:58:24 PM
https://twitter.com/GNOHA/status/1285961872559267853
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 23, 2020, 01:02:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/eYMzMpa.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 23, 2020, 08:49:24 AM
Arby's, making people sick since 1964.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 23, 2020, 09:10:57 AM
https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/1249046809214844933
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on July 23, 2020, 01:43:26 PM
https://twitter.com/ChloeTeboe/status/1286232536176308225
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on July 23, 2020, 02:57:50 PM
I love our dumb local ads here :dead

https://youtu.be/E2lJkaFRxW0
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on July 24, 2020, 05:14:32 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1286758425133756417
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 24, 2020, 08:43:20 PM
Quote

Walmart Canada will start charging a set of new fees to its suppliers as a way to recover some of the costs associated with its $3.5-billion modernization plan — a move that has some manufacturers “absolutely furious,” according to an industry rep.

In a letter to its more than 3,000 suppliers on Friday afternoon, Walmart characterized the new fees — up to 6.25 per cent of the cost of goods — as a reasonable trade-off, since the multi-billion-dollar upgrades to stores and e-commerce will lead to sales growth for suppliers.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 26, 2020, 02:08:45 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/TESQOCn.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on July 26, 2020, 05:22:11 AM
That ain't it boss.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on July 26, 2020, 05:49:57 AM
Wait...to fight systemic racism, she made her new title LEO?

Does this mean chefs also need to get a title change? It would be funny to go to a haute cuisine restaurant and ask for the Cook's Special.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 26, 2020, 10:36:28 AM
Captain EO
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 26, 2020, 10:57:59 AM
Captain EO

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/kqCgujDZT1SO4/giphy.gif)

I miss Captain EO, shit was good
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on July 26, 2020, 02:23:14 PM
Wait...to fight systemic racism, she made her new title LEO?

Does this mean chefs also need to get a title change? It would be funny to go to a haute cuisine restaurant and ask for the Cook's Special.
Kitchen Admiral.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 26, 2020, 02:30:33 PM
Captain EO

Captain Olimar :miyamoto
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on July 26, 2020, 02:35:25 PM
Captain EO

Captain BO  :yuck
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: paprikastaude on July 26, 2020, 04:10:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/TESQOCn.jpg)

Perfect allegory of why identity politics are a dumb farce instead of an actual problem solver.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 26, 2020, 04:19:04 PM
https://twitter.com/cottonelle/status/1286746939413987329
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on July 26, 2020, 04:19:31 PM
I don't think that really is the same as identity politics proper, I think that's an example of the business class trying to adjust to a new cultural landscape - like it's always done. The political changes themselves are consequential. anyway you're yuropeon so opinion automatically discredited
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 26, 2020, 05:32:12 PM
I don't think that really is the same as identity politics proper, I think that's an example of the business class trying to adjust to a new cultural landscape - like it's always done. The political changes themselves are consequential. anyway you're yuropeon so opinion automatically discredited
https://twitter.com/Phillipasoo/status/1287356351358939137

 :maduro
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on July 26, 2020, 05:49:55 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/FOXSports/status/1286281346390740993
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on July 26, 2020, 06:34:10 PM
RENAME MASTER CHIEF FOR HALO INFINITE!!!!!!!  :maf :maf :maf :maf :maf :maf :maf

 :doge :brain
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 27, 2020, 04:14:59 AM
https://twitter.com/LosAngeleno/status/1287171475842138114
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 27, 2020, 08:27:19 PM
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1287854046100021248

 :maduro
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 29, 2020, 12:45:12 PM
Quote
Lamborghini has just unveiled a new supercar, known as the Essenza SCV12, that owners won't be able to legally drive on public roads. That's why, if you buy one, Lamborghini recommends you let the company keep it for you in a special garage at the company's headquarters in Italy.

Owners will have access to a secure web cam feed so they can look at the car whenever they want. If they want to drive the car, Lamborghini will arrange for it to be transported to almost any racetrack in the world and the owner will be able to drive it there. Lamborghini will also provide a professional racecar driver to provide coaching in how to get the most speed and enjoyment from their V12-powered supercar. The company will host a few special events throughout the year to let Essenza SCV12 owners get together and enjoy their cars as a group.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/29/cars/lamborghini-scv12/index.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on July 29, 2020, 01:00:27 PM
I don't find this one that weird, it's probably not the first street illegal car model (or vehicle) to be sold. Taking charge of the warehouse (with, I imagine, some fee attached either one time or as a recurring charge) is maybe a move to a subscription model though.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 29, 2020, 01:09:31 PM
Can't wait to use my PPP loan to buy one.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 29, 2020, 01:41:03 PM
There have been cars sold that weren't street legal before (truthfully this sounds like they're making GT1 / GT2 cars available to the public), but the whole, "Why don't you buy this thing meant to be taken anywhere with roads, leave it with us because you can't do that with this, then trust us to ship it wherever you want when needed," thing is very much some tech "solving a problem that doesn't exist" drivel. It even has SaaS stuff with the security cam and driving instructors.

It's also demonstrative of the massive wealth inequality brought to us by our liberal friends. (Hey dog, we heard you like being a gas guzzler, so we sold a product that makes you gas guzzle in order to gas guzzle.)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 29, 2020, 03:34:19 PM
https://twitter.com/hartfordcourant/status/1288220549274128386
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on July 29, 2020, 05:50:39 PM
It’s called Asylum Avenue for a reason  :rodney
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 30, 2020, 01:06:01 PM
https://twitter.com/TODropinNetwork/status/1288617766971416576
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on July 30, 2020, 04:16:49 PM
https://twitter.com/misaacstein/status/1288846847163998210

https://twitter.com/misaacstein/status/1288855959801147394


 :maduro
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on July 31, 2020, 09:11:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/1QgLdTC.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 31, 2020, 09:14:22 PM
Cursed image
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 31, 2020, 10:03:00 PM
“Beef” Crumble
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on July 31, 2020, 10:13:20 PM
isn't that basically English cuisine
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 31, 2020, 10:31:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/1QgLdTC.jpg)

:juicy
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 01, 2020, 07:58:44 AM
https://twitter.com/spiropyran/status/1289267481463332866 (https://twitter.com/spiropyran/status/1289267481463332866)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on August 01, 2020, 08:02:27 AM
Snyder cut is kinda goofy.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 01, 2020, 10:13:30 AM
https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/1289548280108523520
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on August 01, 2020, 10:48:49 AM
Heh. I can totally see things that wouldn't fly in heterogeneous countries just kinda be glossed over or not be given second thought in homogeneous countries.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 01, 2020, 12:43:47 PM
https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/1289548280108523520
He added: We at Microsoft suck at developing them but have you played The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild or Witcher 3? Now those are games MLK would be proud of.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 02, 2020, 04:12:37 PM
https://twitter.com/MarathonPetroCo/status/1273974563882352640
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 03, 2020, 02:27:13 AM
https://twitter.com/UncleBuds_Hemp/status/1288976300611231744
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 03, 2020, 10:51:43 AM
https://twitter.com/Jason/status/1290052534451580928
https://twitter.com/Jason/status/1290063063983374338
https://twitter.com/Jason/status/1290062099205353473
https://twitter.com/DeAngelisCorey/status/1290066359515111425

A range of emotions.
 :larry :science :camby :notlikethis :era :nugenix
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on August 03, 2020, 11:25:21 AM
Sitting in a teachers backyard with 10 other kids sounds so fucking terrible. Growing up, every Saturday I had to go to Islamic school in classes that size and it was the worst. Like every hour it'd be your turn to answer questions, you didn't have enough people to do any proper group/team collaboration, and the recess facilities were pretty lacking.

Also one of the biggest advantages of centralized schooling is that you can have different teachers for different subjects and you also have better distribution of accessibility resources. Now take the type of mother fucker who would teach kids in their backyard for an uber eats gift card, and imagine how they would act if they saw a couple students had dyslexia, ADD, etc....
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 03, 2020, 11:38:34 AM
"We will take applications based on merit" means no kids with learning disabilities or any of that crap. Just give us the smart kids that can figure it out with the least amount of attention.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 03, 2020, 02:20:44 PM
https://twitter.com/BrianMteleSUR/status/1290328460485955584
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on August 03, 2020, 02:35:21 PM
Each F35 cost $77.9m to build. Could you imagine if that money went directly to families ?
Now launching my backyard & garage workshop to build and assemble one (1) F35 fighter jet. DoD in my DMs if interested.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 03, 2020, 02:36:23 PM
https://twitter.com/Jason/status/1290326423345930240

 :karen
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 03, 2020, 02:45:02 PM
Wow, you just invented the same fucking thing as a school  :lol

Can you imagine we have no expenses if we have no facilities?  :pika


Reminds me of a discussion I had with a guy who had opened up his house to a few friends so they can work there.
I told him: "So you've made an office?"

"No it's my house, but we have desks and we work"

"So an office?"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 03, 2020, 02:49:45 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/B5tzcIJ.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 03, 2020, 03:33:21 PM
"We will take applications based on merit" means no kids with learning disabilities or any of that crap. Just give us the smart kids that can figure it out with the least amount of attention.

This is also the unspoken part of charter school advocacy
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 03, 2020, 10:08:13 PM
lol, that @Jason creep is in Epstein's black book.

https://twitter.com/Jason/status/1290358214719021056

Can't imagine why someone like that would want to round up children outside a supervised environment.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 04, 2020, 02:12:18 AM
https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1290397460913885185
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: bluemax on August 04, 2020, 03:00:32 AM
https://twitter.com/LosAngeleno/status/1287171475842138114

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1288169133893451776
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 04, 2020, 11:55:20 AM
https://twitter.com/Austen/status/1290529936994795520

 :brain

You need at least 6 core subject teachers for one student in middle and high school.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 04, 2020, 12:03:27 PM
Yeah, but most public schools don't even offer an ubereats card for referrals.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: zomgee on August 04, 2020, 12:23:37 PM
Uber should sponsor the school and use graduates for recruitment.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 04, 2020, 12:44:03 PM
https://twitter.com/Austen/status/1290529936994795520

 :brain

You need at least 6 core subject teachers for one student in middle and high school.

Yeah, these microschools are definitely full of white, middle class, suburban energy.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 05, 2020, 03:30:56 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/UbWFmgS.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on August 05, 2020, 04:39:24 AM
https://twitter.com/Austen/status/1290529936994795520

 :brain

You need at least 6 core subject teachers for one student in middle and high school.

Even if there's no regulation on that stuff (America, amirite ?) and that you really think Third World open air country schools you sometimes see in aspirational videos provides equivalent education than a modern (underfunded as it is) establishment...  You'd probably need at least 2 or 3 teachers in case, I dunno, one gets sick ? Not even getting into the obvious matter of finding a Renaissance teacher proficient in all basic courses.

If it wasn't for the kids that would get crippled by terrible education, I'd like for that guy to soldier through and realize that without mutualisation he's into a money pit far, far more expensive than the "ludicrous" amount of public funding per head.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: naff on August 05, 2020, 05:20:27 AM
https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1290397460913885185

smgdh

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=47618.0
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on August 05, 2020, 05:53:16 AM
it's fucked...

we're all so fucked...

I'm gonna become a monk

fuck everything lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 05, 2020, 05:57:30 AM
it's fucked...

we're all so fucked...

I'm gonna become a monk

fuck everything lol
How's the crypto?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Atramental on August 05, 2020, 06:22:18 AM
it's fucked...

we're all so fucked...

I'm gonna become a monk

fuck everything lol
How's the crypto?
oh dude, I sold that shit a loooooong time ago. thank fuck I made back my losses.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on August 05, 2020, 07:36:05 AM
The unusual practice of living and working in indoor spaces

 :wut
Just need a fan though, no need for AC.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 05, 2020, 07:38:54 AM
The unusual practice of living and working in indoor spaces

 :wut
Me staying indoors to play video games on a hot summer day :dice

Me staying indoors to work when the temperature is slightly inconvenient :existential
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 05, 2020, 07:40:05 AM
it's fucked...

we're all so fucked...

I'm gonna become a monk

fuck everything lol
How's the crypto?
oh dude, I sold that shit a loooooong time ago. thank fuck I made back my losses.  :doge
Weren't you a graphic designer of sorts?

Time to become a CRYPTO MONK  :vr
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 06, 2020, 02:30:02 AM
https://twitter.com/abc13houston/status/1291162141618327559
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on August 06, 2020, 02:56:26 AM
The unusual practice of living and working in indoor spaces

 :wut
Just need a fan though, no need for AC.

You clearly never lived somewhere where 50 C is the norm during summer.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on August 06, 2020, 09:44:52 AM
Bloomberg - Americans Aren't Making Babies, And That's Bad For The Economy

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-07-29/coronavirus-pandemic-americans-aren-t-making-babies-in-crisis?utm_source=pocket-newtab (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-07-29/coronavirus-pandemic-americans-aren-t-making-babies-in-crisis?utm_source=pocket-newtab)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 06, 2020, 09:52:55 AM
babies are dumb
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 06, 2020, 10:03:41 AM
Bloomberg - Americans Aren't Making Babies, And That's Bad For The Economy

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-07-29/coronavirus-pandemic-americans-aren-t-making-babies-in-crisis?utm_source=pocket-newtab (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-07-29/coronavirus-pandemic-americans-aren-t-making-babies-in-crisis?utm_source=pocket-newtab)

This is basically why we need immigration from an economic standpoint.

Hiring immigrants to do the jobs we don't want to do. Like having sex. :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Akala on August 06, 2020, 10:33:47 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/LeBatardShow/status/1291326892335943684
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on August 07, 2020, 03:39:46 AM
Babies cost a fuckton of money. So that's kinda problem number 1 for morons like me.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2020, 04:10:04 AM
Congrats on the sex.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on August 07, 2020, 08:20:30 AM
Uh, well to be honest I haven't been getting any during this pandemic. So yeah I guess that would technically be problem number one  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 07, 2020, 09:32:54 PM
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1291120657112145924



 :pimp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2020, 09:47:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/JqWCbbu.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 08, 2020, 12:23:07 AM
https://twitter.com/Clemson_Oculus/status/1291758858835316736

https://twitter.com/imjohnlock4life/status/1291774759198310402
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 08, 2020, 08:25:42 PM
https://twitter.com/Lakers/status/1292206836519563264
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 08, 2020, 09:28:09 PM
https://twitter.com/abgutman/status/1292240782947229696

 :thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 09, 2020, 12:46:39 AM
https://twitter.com/TheJewishDream/status/1292246985509154822
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Positive Touch on August 09, 2020, 09:59:32 AM
:shaq2



:sabu
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on August 11, 2020, 11:35:36 AM
Saw this for sale on FB marketplace:

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/104413291_148692070085781_5139857986706633525_o.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=1cb0a9&_nc_ohc=9B5mJ-t_u2gAX_s_b5p&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=956e8c01526c0759719237fae8201530&oe=5F59BFBA)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on August 11, 2020, 12:51:23 PM
Saw this for sale on FB marketplace:

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/104413291_148692070085781_5139857986706633525_o.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=1cb0a9&_nc_ohc=9B5mJ-t_u2gAX_s_b5p&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=956e8c01526c0759719237fae8201530&oe=5F59BFBA)

I mean....the prostitutes would be too afraid to go home with him anyways.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 12, 2020, 12:36:11 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfNaZd5XsAA2puk?format=png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: curly on August 12, 2020, 02:02:04 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/sparkyabraham/status/1293546193507610630
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Yeti on August 13, 2020, 02:14:16 PM
Trump being elected afterwards was the true dark epilogue
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 13, 2020, 03:46:54 PM
https://twitter.com/FortniteGame/status/1293984290326433792 (https://twitter.com/FortniteGame/status/1293984290326433792)

https://twitter.com/FortniteGame/status/1294006412931223552 (https://twitter.com/FortniteGame/status/1294006412931223552)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: shosta on August 13, 2020, 05:09:00 PM
gamers... rise up
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 13, 2020, 05:14:49 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/adernburg/status/1293688354391769089
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2020, 05:32:29 PM
It's great to see children's books linking up with children's entertainment. Reading is fundamental!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 15, 2020, 12:30:01 PM
https://twitter.com/YAN0/status/1294372391703834624
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tripon on August 24, 2020, 06:29:16 PM
https://twitter.com/FastCompany/status/1298011741847199744
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on September 09, 2020, 11:57:52 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/betamax3000/status/1301177589176901633

 :existential
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2020, 08:04:58 AM
(https://preview.redd.it/rckfvyv3s6m51.jpg?width=480&auto=webp&s=415d68a318a4e371c076a36f85dec7d87fe2e13a)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2020, 08:06:39 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/betamax3000/status/1301177589176901633

 :existential

We sacrificed an undergrad summer student once at work and we were all pretty productive for the week.  Don't know if it was the dark magic or just the bonding experiance of ritual murder but it worked. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2020, 08:10:27 AM
(https://preview.redd.it/zxnmbq5xw6m51.jpg?width=750&auto=webp&s=0861f4dac05816314948621e8bc361b9e5e320ff)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 10, 2020, 02:15:44 PM
https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/1304107963771023366
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 12, 2020, 03:16:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/n9WF9ME.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2020, 10:03:49 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/OHH5IfR.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 22, 2020, 07:55:50 AM
(https://preview.redd.it/la599omx4oo51.jpg?width=750&auto=webp&s=d52124d6e2a91fcb781da4d4f1c5952525df7018)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on October 12, 2020, 06:39:30 PM
https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1303762089194840065
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 19, 2020, 05:21:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sB8hqFj.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 19, 2020, 07:36:16 PM
https://twitter.com/exxonmobil/status/1318324411146141701 (https://twitter.com/exxonmobil/status/1318324411146141701)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 19, 2020, 10:46:12 PM
 :lol I prefer trump over exxon tbh  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 19, 2020, 11:17:07 PM
petrol companies dumping a bunch of money into dems to make them as dirty as the seagulls
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 21, 2020, 12:12:25 PM
https://twitter.com/hmacbe/status/1318665204163612672
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 23, 2020, 12:55:21 PM
https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1319621862154973185 (https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1319621862154973185)

In the UK over a million children are in food poverty and that's before Brexit even  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 23, 2020, 01:26:35 PM
does the meal come with a pie? :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 24, 2020, 01:10:12 PM
https://twitter.com/Li4mm1/status/1319923057952235520 (https://twitter.com/Li4mm1/status/1319923057952235520)

https://twitter.com/justinejones1/status/1319749382447747073 (https://twitter.com/justinejones1/status/1319749382447747073)

 :killme
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 24, 2020, 02:22:40 PM
As gross as it seems on the face of it, alcohol is essential for many alcoholics who could die without it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 27, 2020, 05:45:52 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElVgMhRWkAQpQPJ?format=jpg)

 :tophat
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on December 04, 2020, 07:45:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/G07u9Ao.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on December 05, 2020, 11:18:41 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/DUcKF5E.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 02, 2021, 02:37:16 PM
https://twitter.com/Progrockfarmer/status/1345185604569600002

https://twitter.com/JoeEgo812/status/1345443758586933251
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 05, 2021, 07:01:48 PM
House prices in Hamilton-Burlington (Ontario) are up 25% YoY to an average $729k CDN (won't convert to USD since Canadian's make less). If you don't know how absurd that is, Hamilton is similar to Cleveland ($79,166) or Pittsburgh ($195,195) with less crime but fewer amenities.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 08, 2021, 08:12:52 AM
(https://i.redd.it/qxmz9zd0d2a61.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 09, 2021, 12:25:03 PM
https://twitter.com/Chiquita/status/1347569588674965504
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on January 09, 2021, 01:39:16 PM
https://twitter.com/Chiquita/status/1347569588674965504

:larry

Honestly in terms of Twitter corporobots, that's actually pretty decent.

(If true.)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on January 09, 2021, 04:17:10 PM
"we've changed alright? just let us sell some bananas. cunt."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2021, 10:39:15 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/zxnmbq5xw6m51.jpg?width=750&auto=webp&s=0861f4dac05816314948621e8bc361b9e5e320ff)

 :society
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2021, 07:20:12 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErUTIGmXUAc9TVf?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on January 10, 2021, 07:57:47 AM
Isn't that basically Total Recall :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 10, 2021, 09:38:37 AM
I wouldn't mind seeing Musk be decompressed by Arnold on mars. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2021, 12:01:19 PM
Isn't that basically Total Recall :lol
Or Animal Crossing  :umad
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on January 10, 2021, 12:11:27 PM
Isn't that basically Total Recall :lol
Or Animal Crossing  :umad

(https://i.imgur.com/RrVyb5w.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2021, 06:21:34 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EraAGv4WMAQaPh1?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on January 10, 2021, 06:54:31 PM
Is that you Nintex?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on January 10, 2021, 09:11:42 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EraAGv4WMAQaPh1?format=jpg)
The struggle of 50% of Italian comedians in 2012.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 11, 2021, 10:28:13 AM
https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/m7apnn/your-cock-is-mine-now-hacker-locks-internet-connected-chastity-cage-demands-ransom?__twitter_impression=true (https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/m7apnn/your-cock-is-mine-now-hacker-locks-internet-connected-chastity-cage-demands-ransom?__twitter_impression=true)

Quote
A hacker took control of people's internet-connected chastity cages and demanded a ransom to be paid in Bitcoin to unlock it.

:heh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on January 11, 2021, 03:21:45 PM
https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/m7apnn/your-cock-is-mine-now-hacker-locks-internet-connected-chastity-cage-demands-ransom?__twitter_impression=true (https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/m7apnn/your-cock-is-mine-now-hacker-locks-internet-connected-chastity-cage-demands-ransom?__twitter_impression=true)

Quote
A hacker took control of people's internet-connected chastity cages and demanded a ransom to be paid in Bitcoin to unlock it.

:heh

But if this is somebody's kink (to be on the receiving end) then this has to be hot as fuck. The ultimate power play.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 11, 2021, 08:11:38 PM
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1348495058417410048
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 15, 2021, 02:12:48 PM
https://twitter.com/ATLHawks/status/1350152080393183233
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on January 15, 2021, 08:26:16 PM
https://twitter.com/ATLHawks/status/1350152080393183233
Pope here just begging for another Lutheran reform.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 18, 2021, 05:02:17 PM
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1351208999727886339 (https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1351208999727886339)

Quote
Leading semiconductor manufacturers reassigned capacity from automakers last year after the pandemic slashed car sales, instead shipping chips to companies that produce smartphones, gaming systems and other tech gadgets that remained in high demand.
And because PS5 SoC yields are what they are half of these go in the trash  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 18, 2021, 08:47:09 PM
Non-condo house prices in Toronto are up 33% YoY. :money
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2021, 10:22:45 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/vanreanalyst/status/1351920123955748865
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 21, 2021, 10:17:16 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/vanreanalyst/status/1351920123955748865

:notlikethis
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 21, 2021, 10:25:54 AM
Trump was the 45th President. #TrustThePlan
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on January 21, 2021, 10:28:23 AM
I thought Vancouver was the one with insane prices.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on January 21, 2021, 05:09:25 PM
I thought Vancouver was the one with insane prices.

Vancouver, San Fran
Tornoto, NYC

Potato Potato
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on January 24, 2021, 09:21:36 PM
Military intelligence buys location data instead of getting warrants, memo shows (https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/01/military-intelligence-buys-location-data-instead-of-getting-warrants-memo-shows/)

 :killme
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on January 26, 2021, 04:01:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gdCH1XUIlE
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 26, 2021, 05:17:33 PM
https://www.caledonenterprise.com/news-story/10316458-average-caledon-detached-home-price-surges-past-1-5m-after-staggering-468k-spike-in-2020/

Quote
The average cost to purchase a detached home in Caledon climbed ever upwards amid the COVID-19 pandemic, soaring 43.8 per cent in the past 12 months.

The Toronto Regional Real Estate Board (TRREB) reported an average sale price of $1,068,608 for detached houses across 36 sales in December 2019. That average closed out 2020 at $1,536,355 [median $1.4 million] over 55 transactions. . . average for all types of dwelling climbing . . . to $1,321,989.
The average detached house is about 15x the median household income of Caledon.

You may be asking yourself, where the fuck is Caledon? It's a town with nothing in it northwest of Brampton, which is north of Mississauga, which is west of Etobicoke, which is west of Toronto.

$1.5 million to live in Caledon. Six months of shitty weather, two-plus-hour commutes to work, nights outs at Boston Pizza. What is this country? 

The figure for all dwellings ($1.3 million CDN) converts to $1,041,496 USD. That's almost 3x higher than the median price (couldn't find the average) home in Miami. Miami!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 28, 2021, 04:52:54 PM
https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2021/1/28/22254080/microsoft-sustainability-report-minecraft-map

You know, for kids!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 31, 2021, 01:00:10 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/djbaskin/status/1355394022362148864
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 31, 2021, 01:29:16 PM
 :wong
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 31, 2021, 04:42:12 PM
At least burglars will know where the loot is  :money
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: zomgee on January 31, 2021, 11:13:38 PM
Check the page listed in the tweet, it's a fantastic joke.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 01, 2021, 08:51:59 AM
New theory on wsb that the hedge funds have been printing counterfeit shares which is why the brokers are setting buy limits.

We hold boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l9rk78/sec_doj_60_minutes_public_data_suggests_massive/

:wong
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2021, 09:37:03 AM
https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1356316391868047360

 :noah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on February 02, 2021, 11:27:53 AM
https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1356316391868047360

 :noah

"Thanks Microsoft, the words i needed to hear."  :'(

*goes on a shooting spree*
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 03, 2021, 04:03:38 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1357052014014980099 (https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1357052014014980099)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 03, 2021, 04:08:00 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1357052014014980099 (https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1357052014014980099)

 :doge

What can go wrong?

https://mobile.twitter.com/RoadandTrack/status/1356618722358788099

https://mobile.twitter.com/considercosmos/status/1356966538268524544
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 03, 2021, 05:11:57 PM
Elon is the best grifter of them all.

Spending billions of public money on crashing rockets every year that are designed for a specific maneuver that always fails.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on February 04, 2021, 04:35:21 AM
I dunno boys, i'm getting skeptical about the million people on Mars by 2050. :thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 04, 2021, 04:36:34 AM
1 person in a million pieces on mars by 2050
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on February 04, 2021, 04:43:37 AM
https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1356316391868047360

 :noah

Those parody accounts are getting wild.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 04, 2021, 06:07:32 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/CitationsPod/status/1356781580459597829
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 05, 2021, 03:26:16 PM
https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1357388719158919168


did they really have to call it the megacycle  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 05, 2021, 03:57:12 PM
Muskopolis here we go.

https://mobile.twitter.com/davyz/status/1357731735522447360
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2021, 10:15:06 PM
Sounds very Snow Crash-esque...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 08, 2021, 02:44:49 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/KHONnews/status/1358186473254776834

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 08, 2021, 09:37:09 AM
We put three orphans in the ring with a ladder and a laptop dangling from the rafters! Vote online for which orphan you think will win Laptop in the Bank!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 08, 2021, 03:54:48 PM
https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1357388719158919168


did they really have to call it the megacycle  :lol
Quote
citing "algorithms being introduced to speed up rates and force workers to work faster"

"We are excited to have recently launched three new, next generation delivery stations for DCH1 employees where they can continue to work and grow as an integral part of the Amazon team in state-of-art facilities," she said.
If Satan owned a company it would look a lot like Amazon.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2021, 04:11:58 PM
https://betterdwelling.com/buying-a-typical-home-in-canada-cities-now-require-incomes-of-up-to-230000/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 08, 2021, 07:19:59 PM
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1358925843251216385 (https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1358925843251216385)

Quote
with the hacker hijacking the mouse and opening various applications to make the change. The operator on duty immediately reversed the changes made. 
:titus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: brawndolicious on February 08, 2021, 09:56:52 PM
Water utilities are very slow to upgrade their software. I remember when they were doing a database migration at my old company (which somehow cost $2 million for a department with a $10 million/year budget) and the cybersecurity guys restricted access to the old database through a slow-ass VM because it was easily hackable due to using some old version of sql that wasn't secure or something.

Operators are generally very smart and dedicated to keeping things running well. It's just the tools they're given are so limited.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 10, 2021, 01:01:02 AM
https://twitter.com/abc7newsbayarea/status/1359205442430398470

incredible  :heart
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: zomgee on February 10, 2021, 08:44:11 AM
Muskopolis here we go.

https://mobile.twitter.com/davyz/status/1357731735522447360

It feels like we are careening into an 80's sci fi movie.

THE MEGACORPORATIONS ARE THE GOVERNMENT... WHO WILL SAVE US
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 12, 2021, 03:46:47 AM
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1359764103854764033
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 13, 2021, 12:46:49 AM
https://twitter.com/JonathanCohn/status/1360196637264662534
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 13, 2021, 05:09:13 AM
https://twitter.com/sophxthompson/status/1360241781426823172

 :lol :gbcry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 13, 2021, 03:17:51 PM
https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1360679261527539713 (https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1360679261527539713)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 13, 2021, 05:02:04 PM
https://twitter.com/JonathanCohn/status/1360196637264662534

But just think about how high that donation will be next year now that prop 22 passed!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 15, 2021, 10:19:20 PM
This is what $2.5 million gets you in Vancouver.

https://mobile.twitter.com/StephenPunwasi/status/1361511469838385152
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2021, 10:23:44 PM
a bit of a fixer upper
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2021, 10:31:08 PM
https://twitter.com/JaieNoel/status/1361497293837451264
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 15, 2021, 11:18:07 PM
This is what $2.5 million gets you in Vancouver.

https://mobile.twitter.com/StephenPunwasi/status/1361511469838385152

Vancouver's film industry doing better than expected it seems
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 16, 2021, 11:20:13 PM
If the outside of the house in any indication, maybe they didn't just walk away, maybe they were killed by The Chooper.  :mike
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 16, 2021, 11:28:26 PM
If the outside of the house in any indication, maybe they didn't just walk away, maybe they were killed by The Chooper.  :mike

He's just trying to scare 'em off their ranch, don't let anybody ever tell you different. Don't ever go in that house, or The Chooper will get you. *dies*
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 17, 2021, 08:21:47 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/bLYedvb.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: EchoRin on February 17, 2021, 09:15:01 AM
Obviously this is different due to a power outage, but just in general there ought to be a better way of dealing with excess products that were not sold due to any reason. It's not like people are going to game an entire grocery store and stop buying food and then have 10000 people who are normally customers all go dumpster diving as if it's some master plan of getting food without paying.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 17, 2021, 03:47:14 PM
https://twitter.com/Oregonian/status/1361916778318815234
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 17, 2021, 11:49:57 PM
https://twitter.com/EricaOnABC13/status/1362210811092082688
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 19, 2021, 08:58:15 PM
Well they all wanted to go back to 1776
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 19, 2021, 11:19:00 PM
https://twitter.com/SaintsCrossing/status/1361908911838666753
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 20, 2021, 02:22:02 AM
 :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 20, 2021, 06:03:04 AM
https://twitter.com/SaintsCrossing/status/1361908911838666753
Elections have consequences :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 20, 2021, 08:22:31 AM
https://twitter.com/LuckieKathy/status/1362389129854480385
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on February 20, 2021, 09:00:43 AM
https://twitter.com/SaintsCrossing/status/1361908911838666753
Man that sucks for him, but i'm not tipping 5€ if i'm ordering a 10 or 15€ meal + 4 to 5€ of delivery on top of that already.
Granted i rarely order out because it's too expensive in the first place, so it's usually for "emergencies".

Also i hate tipping culture in general, it's a rotten concept, and i hate how its creeping its way here because of these companies and general Americanization.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 23, 2021, 07:27:49 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eu621rVWgAIY8xO?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 23, 2021, 09:49:31 PM
Pick up that can, citizen.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on February 24, 2021, 10:13:21 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eu621rVWgAIY8xO?format=jpg)

 :lol  I've seen some Martys at the local Stop n Shop... had no idea how useless they were.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on February 24, 2021, 10:14:30 AM
https://twitter.com/SaintsCrossing/status/1361908911838666753
Man that sucks for him, but i'm not tipping 5€ if i'm ordering a 10 or 15€ meal + 4 to 5€ of delivery on top of that already.
Granted i rarely order out because it's too expensive in the first place, so it's usually for "emergencies".

Also i hate tipping culture in general, it's a rotten concept, and i hate how its creeping its way here because of these companies and general Americanization.  :doge

I'm sorry, we're part of the problem. My fiancee was insisting on giving tips when we visited there in 2019.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on February 24, 2021, 11:13:36 AM
https://twitter.com/SaintsCrossing/status/1361908911838666753
Man that sucks for him, but i'm not tipping 5€ if i'm ordering a 10 or 15€ meal + 4 to 5€ of delivery on top of that already.
Granted i rarely order out because it's too expensive in the first place, so it's usually for "emergencies".

Also i hate tipping culture in general, it's a rotten concept, and i hate how its creeping its way here because of these companies and general Americanization.  :doge

I'm sorry, we're part of the problem. My fiancee was insisting on giving tips when we visited there in 2019.
I'm not about to not tip as protest ofc, because the bottom line shouldn't be the one to get fucked over it, but my problem is more with companies coming in and using that model, that finds ground thanks to tipping being such a cultural element in movies and media (from the US).

Tipping in itself as an extra is fine, i just don't think the base business model should be based on it.
All these food deliveries apps do it for example.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 25, 2021, 01:56:21 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/LenKusov/status/1364640007101775872
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 27, 2021, 03:17:55 PM
https://twitter.com/ryanbeckwith/status/1365504526602674176 (https://twitter.com/ryanbeckwith/status/1365504526602674176)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on February 27, 2021, 04:07:55 PM
:piss  :brain  :piss2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 01, 2021, 05:02:14 PM
https://www.reuters.com/article/retail-trading-nfts/insight-how-a-10-second-video-clip-sold-for-6-6-million-idUKL8N2KV6X9
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on March 01, 2021, 05:50:47 PM
Moved to the bad v thread.  :doggy
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 03, 2021, 04:11:50 PM
Average price of a house in the GTA (Toronto plus 30 suburbs) is $1,045,488, which is a modest 8% increase from--last month. The average detached house is $1,371,791.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 03, 2021, 05:33:43 PM
https://twitter.com/AndrewLaFleur/status/1367188633518751744
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 05, 2021, 02:06:18 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/avivaloeb/status/1367493287737765902
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on March 06, 2021, 07:06:13 AM
https://twitter.com/AndrewLaFleur/status/1367188633518751744
This is money laundering, right?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 06, 2021, 09:56:53 AM
https://twitter.com/moyix/status/1367575109305794563
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 06, 2021, 12:46:14 PM
https://twitter.com/JoeKllr/status/1367770340055789571
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 06, 2021, 08:31:38 PM
Granny Smith more like Granny Shit  :holeup
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 07, 2021, 10:38:50 AM
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1368304878821511178 (https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1368304878821511178)

Could it be?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
nope, halo 3
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 08, 2021, 09:31:07 AM
Might as well put this here too

https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1368581712561704962
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 08, 2021, 03:28:57 PM
NFT is trash.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 08, 2021, 04:16:50 PM
You'll change your tune once you start monetizing Bore posts

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1367188407512756228
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 08, 2021, 04:17:29 PM
Nintendo NFTs would literally print fucking money

holy shit hire me miyamoto
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 08, 2021, 07:58:27 PM
NFT Amiibo :ohhh

Miyamoto-signed NFT Amiibo  :beetlejuice :money :miyamoto
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 08, 2021, 07:59:10 PM
NFT OnlyFans :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 08, 2021, 08:01:44 PM
NFT filler likes :lawd
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 08, 2021, 11:08:51 PM
Nintendo’s Finally Third-party
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: naff on March 09, 2021, 12:46:27 AM
Nintendo’s Finally Third-party

:rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 09, 2021, 01:47:23 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/sigmafactor/status/1369326793778470916
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 09, 2021, 03:18:48 PM
Bitcoin Mining Industry

Computers go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: naff on March 09, 2021, 03:31:06 PM
dumbest shit, i agree with will. drone strike the lot of 'em, add musk for good measure

i got offered a job for binance just as covid hit. figured it might be fun working in the belly of the beast of asian fintech so went through the motions, but also just fuck that whole industry and tokyo seemed p scary so ended up bailing. they also wanted to pay bonuses in "binance coin" lmao. like hurr here's some fake money. joke's on me though, 9 months later BNB moons and that 40k signing bonus would've been worth a whole hell of a lot more :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 09, 2021, 03:32:10 PM
Elon Musk: "Fossil fuels bad, electric cars good"

Also Elon Musk: "Let's blow up 100 rockets trying land them upside down lmao"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: naff on March 09, 2021, 03:36:05 PM
also investing billions in bitcoin and looking to accept it as payment becoming a key validator of the shitcoin industry

have heard figures like 1 transaction on the blockchain using proof of work (bitcoin specifically) costs ~500,000 times the energy of a single cc transaction
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-56012952#:~:text=%22Mining%22%20for%20the%20cryptocurrency%20is,value%20of%20the%20currency%20slumps.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 09, 2021, 06:46:28 PM
https://twitter.com/billybinion/status/1369329139258335232 (https://twitter.com/billybinion/status/1369329139258335232)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 09, 2021, 06:56:31 PM
Quote
  "I have a very high regard for the police," says Baker, who identifies as a Christian conservative. "I'm very grateful for them." But she remains skeptical of their tactics that day: "I thought it was a bit over the top," she adds. She tells me she in no way supports calls to "defund the police" but she sees a need for reform.

 ::) :cac
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 10, 2021, 11:21:11 AM
https://twitter.com/TimOnTheTractor/status/1369665233002754048
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 10, 2021, 12:53:03 PM
Quote
Baker, who identifies as a Christian conservative. "
Is this a gender now  :dizzy
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 10, 2021, 03:42:04 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/CPConrad/status/1369701964938895361

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/243c9a35edec8c05d441178ccbbf74e4/tenor.gif?itemid=7888406)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 10, 2021, 03:57:21 PM
https://twitter.com/billybinion/status/1369329139258335232 (https://twitter.com/billybinion/status/1369329139258335232)

Okay, but how do we know she was innocent?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on March 11, 2021, 02:42:48 AM
https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/1369751421189521412

:foxx
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on March 11, 2021, 07:59:43 AM
https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/1369751421189521412

:foxx

This sounds like a rejected Black Mirror script.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 11, 2021, 08:36:51 AM
NewNew sounds like some kind of horrific Orwellian babytalk, what the fuck
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 11, 2021, 09:40:37 AM
Gotta get some of that new new :mouf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 11, 2021, 09:43:25 AM
Gotta get some of that new new :mouf

(https://i.imgur.com/qiZNZSA.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 11, 2021, 02:10:44 PM
relevant

https://www.wired.com/2013/03/ipo-man/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 11, 2021, 06:58:41 PM
https://twitter.com/CatchKristen/status/1369816993780535298
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 13, 2021, 03:05:08 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwXy27yVgAYukFt?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 13, 2021, 08:30:29 PM
Pa. woman created ‘deepfake’ videos to force rivals off daughter’s cheerleading squad: police (https://www.pennlive.com/news/2021/03/pa-woman-created-deepfake-videos-to-force-rivals-off-daughters-cheerleading-squad-police.html)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 13, 2021, 09:44:10 PM
The wine moms have finally figured out deepfakes. :notlikethis
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 13, 2021, 10:23:58 PM
deepkarens
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on March 13, 2021, 11:39:05 PM
deepkarens

:shaq
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 15, 2021, 04:11:13 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/ShaanVP/status/1371264750852530178
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 15, 2021, 04:56:26 PM
$500 a month lmao
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 18, 2021, 06:29:41 PM
https://twitter.com/telegraaf/status/1372626900091334660 (https://twitter.com/telegraaf/status/1372626900091334660)

"Datacenters cause drinkwater shortage for households" :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 18, 2021, 07:18:17 PM
haha how is dutch a real language
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 19, 2021, 02:54:46 PM
https://twitter.com/AaronFullerton/status/1372582558752415744
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 21, 2021, 02:01:15 PM
SF poop-testing startup, once compared to Theranos, charged in $60M fraud scheme (https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/ubiome-richman-apte-sec-filing-charges-fraud-16042042.php)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 21, 2021, 07:00:37 PM
SF poop-testing startup, once compared to Theranos, charged in $60M fraud scheme (https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/ubiome-richman-apte-sec-filing-charges-fraud-16042042.php)

 :pika
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 22, 2021, 08:09:27 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExF6ZFwVgAgPfvI?format=jpg)

Congratulations everyone kiddo's want to be corporate shills instead of Michael Cohen
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 22, 2021, 10:24:19 PM
Doctur
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 24, 2021, 08:35:22 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/ShaanVP/status/1371264750852530178

Turns out that the free market is the most efficient way to make memes  :fbm

https://mobile.twitter.com/katiedrumm/status/1374359971350056963
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Courage on March 25, 2021, 12:21:29 AM
https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1374911222361956359

 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2021, 09:32:32 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/ShaanVP/status/1371264750852530178

Turns out that the free market is the most efficient way to make memes  :fbm

https://mobile.twitter.com/katiedrumm/status/1374359971350056963

Our nation's brightest memelords have failed, it's time to activate Project F.I.L.L.E.R.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 25, 2021, 10:27:36 AM
How Banksy Authenticates His Work (https://reprage.com/post/how-banksy-authenticates-his-work)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 25, 2021, 10:43:21 AM
Quote
The bumbling bear is part of an effort by U.S. Cyber Command to make Russian hackers look uncool online. “We don’t want something they can put on T-shirts, we want something that’s in a PowerPoint their boss sees and he loses his shit on them,”

(https://russiandefpolicy.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/putin-touring-the-ntsuo-photo-mil-ru.jpg)

"What's that Comrade Gregor?"

"That's a secret weapon deployed by the Americans sir. The bumbling bear losing candy. We found it during the Capital raid"

"Is that a cyberweapon or a liberal arts project?"

"We don't know sir but they think it makes us look 'uncool'"

"Are we winning"

"Definitely sir"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 25, 2021, 11:18:54 AM
Quote
The bumbling bear is part of an effort by U.S. Cyber Command to make Russian hackers look uncool online. “We don’t want something they can put on T-shirts, we want something that’s in a PowerPoint their boss sees and he loses his shit on them,”

(https://russiandefpolicy.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/putin-touring-the-ntsuo-photo-mil-ru.jpg)

"What's that Comrade Gregor?"

"That's a secret weapon deployed by the Americans sir. The bumbling bear losing candy. We found it during the Capital raid"

"Is that a cyberweapon or a liberal arts project?"

"We don't know sir but they think it makes us look 'uncool'"

"Are we winning"

"Definitely sir"

the scotch are working with the russians? :oreilly
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on March 25, 2021, 12:08:36 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/mHZh9bo.jpg)

keep on truckin' Gart!  :itagaki
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 25, 2021, 12:47:21 PM
https://twitter.com/Vinncent/status/1375064534717759488
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 25, 2021, 01:26:13 PM
https://twitter.com/LaurenKGurley/status/1375114613394669572


 :kermit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on March 25, 2021, 02:47:40 PM
"That's not pee, that's just powerade!"
"Prove it, take a sip"
"No problem at all!"


spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://i.imgur.com/YqueDuG.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on March 25, 2021, 03:25:47 PM
"That's not pee, that's just powerade!"
"Prove it, take a sip"
"No problem at all!"


spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://i.imgur.com/YqueDuG.jpg)
[close]

https://youtu.be/RD2YJrvd71Y
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 25, 2021, 03:32:23 PM
Peettle - The call of nature

Introducing Peettle a fully organic and sustainable bottle with removable canisters for those times you just can't wait but need a little dignity.
CEO, EVP of Product Development and Founder Ethan Doodle says: "Once again Silicon Valley has used innovation and technology to solve a humanitarian crisis and create better working conditions."
The crisis of course is the 'explosion' in the use of bottles to store urine and other bodily fluids. A survey showed that about 4 in 10 adults have discovered a so called 'pee bottle' and 3 in 10 were disgusted by their find.
"The issue was really that 99% of the bottles suitable for doing 'the job' are transparent and the user if often close by. You don't want to be caught with your pants down so to speak and Peettle fulfills that need."

The Peettle will retail for $599 including shipping. "It's all about choice" Ethan says. As he walks us through this new exciting product. The removable cannisters come in different shapes, forms and sizes inspired by popular drinks.
Your 'delivery' will be disguised perfectly. The cannisters can be bought seperately for $99. The product itself doesn't come with the necessary cannister, Doodle explains: "You know, someone might work at Coca Cola and if we would pack-in the Pepsi model the product would be unusable for this type of consumer. Inclusivity is very important for our customer journey which is why we're not forcing you to pick a specific brand that you might boycot because it does not match with your values."
Peettle users can sign up to Peettle+ by scanning the QR code on the Peettle. "This is the most exciting part about our product. You can subscribe to our Peettle+ service and we will empty your Peettle in our organic powerfoods garden. Making sure that none of your toxic waste harms the environment. For just $49 a month this is incredible value."

Ethan had to admit that while versatile Peettle doesn't meet all needs. "The Peettle is for number 1 and for number 2 we're working on something called the Turdler", Doodle added. "You really don't want to miss out on it!"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on March 25, 2021, 06:49:06 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExF6ZFwVgAgPfvI?format=jpg)

Congratulations everyone kiddo's want to be corporate shills instead of Michael Cohen
Athlete/teacher?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 25, 2021, 11:59:35 PM
https://twitter.com/tkbeynon/status/1375156291765686279


likestagecapitalism  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 26, 2021, 04:54:58 AM
https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1375048128093679616 (https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1375048128093679616)

ResetEraCapitalism  8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 26, 2021, 07:33:33 AM
the YTs have no business in oakland tbh  :jawalrus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 26, 2021, 06:33:37 PM
https://twitter.com/besf0rt/status/1375563943561814020


https://twitter.com/Patrick_Fenelon/status/1375564101242417153

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 27, 2021, 10:25:32 AM
https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1375247759414992897 (https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1375247759414992897)

 :ego

Amazon be like, we own you and your party biatch
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 27, 2021, 11:20:38 AM
Being the pettiest corporate bitches on Twitter sure is an interesting strategy.

(https://i.imgur.com/UqAFRL2.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 27, 2021, 07:26:44 PM
https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/1375283617341968385 (https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/1375283617341968385)

(https://i.imgur.com/Bo6fxiQ.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 27, 2021, 08:05:57 PM
what the fuck

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1375881068847509504 (https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1375881068847509504)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 27, 2021, 08:43:50 PM
Did Slenderman tell them to do it?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 27, 2021, 08:51:16 PM
https://twitter.com/EngelsFreddie/status/1375923214380118019

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 27, 2021, 10:37:04 PM
what the fuck

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1375881068847509504 (https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1375881068847509504)
"led to an accident"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 27, 2021, 10:38:00 PM
https://twitter.com/AntHella2Raw/status/1375952777453600771


he got paid $550 to take the slap from boosie  :american
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2021, 10:56:45 PM
 :nsfw
Accident my ass....
spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://twitter.com/grahmptr/status/1375973670351478784
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 31, 2021, 05:19:06 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/ChatfieldKate/status/1377274299778666499

 :snob
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 01, 2021, 03:52:13 PM
In the Meme-Stock Era, Even Bad Voltswagen Jokes Are Worth Billions (https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-03-31/volkswagen-should-leave-the-jokes-to-someone-funny)

Quote
You can’t blame VW for wanting a little bit of Tesla’s glamour. But its April Fools’ Day calamity shows the dangers of trying to be cool and funny.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on April 02, 2021, 02:16:57 AM
http://twitter.com/thisdiegolopez/status/1377687830336569346
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 02, 2021, 02:27:49 AM
In what looks to be an old gamestop location  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 02, 2021, 03:50:19 AM
In the Meme-Stock Era, Even Bad Voltswagen Jokes Are Worth Billions (https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-03-31/volkswagen-should-leave-the-jokes-to-someone-funny)

Quote
You can’t blame VW for wanting a little bit of Tesla’s glamour. But its April Fools’ Day calamity shows the dangers of trying to be cool and funny.
why is this guy  :rethread  ???

the voltswagen stuff is  8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: MMaRsu on April 02, 2021, 04:03:57 AM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/04/02/05/41249774-9429523-image-a-22_1617338455918.jpg)

Please..kill me now

Or let me earn 1 mill by making dickpicks or something man fuck.

Yes im jealous, women will never spend this type of money lookin at guys

I doubt the gay population wants to see my ugly ass

But I need some dough man  :maf :'(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on April 02, 2021, 08:23:34 AM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/04/02/05/41249774-9429523-image-a-22_1617338455918.jpg)

Please..kill me now

Or let me earn 1 mill by making dickpicks or something man fuck.

Yes im jealous, women will never spend this type of money lookin at guys

I doubt the gay population wants to see my ugly ass

But I need some dough man  :maf :'(

That's the "cash me outside" grill! Amazing  :lol

bet her mom didn't see that coming when she dragged her ass to dr Phil  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 02, 2021, 08:37:35 AM
they got scammed  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 02, 2021, 09:23:11 AM
In the Meme-Stock Era, Even Bad Voltswagen Jokes Are Worth Billions (https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-03-31/volkswagen-should-leave-the-jokes-to-someone-funny)

Quote
You can’t blame VW for wanting a little bit of Tesla’s glamour. But its April Fools’ Day calamity shows the dangers of trying to be cool and funny.
why is this guy  :rethread  ???

the voltswagen stuff is  8)

Bloomberg blows chodes that's why. :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 02, 2021, 11:58:35 AM
In the Meme-Stock Era, Even Bad Voltswagen Jokes Are Worth Billions (https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-03-31/volkswagen-should-leave-the-jokes-to-someone-funny)

Quote
You can’t blame VW for wanting a little bit of Tesla’s glamour. But its April Fools’ Day calamity shows the dangers of trying to be cool and funny.
why is this guy  :rethread  ???

the voltswagen stuff is  8)

Journalists are starting to act all superior again with Trump gone. The Washington Post threatened to dox one of the top Qanon reporters since they discovered his obviously fake name was a fake name.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AricToler/status/1377768592649895941

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on April 06, 2021, 07:51:24 AM
https://twitter.com/sentientist/status/1379207495311314946
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 06, 2021, 08:03:24 AM
https://twitter.com/sentientist/status/1379207944336707584 (https://twitter.com/sentientist/status/1379207944336707584)

 :kermit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on April 06, 2021, 08:06:39 AM
I'M DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGING FROGS GAY (and rich peoples kids stupid) :info
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 06, 2021, 11:22:11 AM
The pollutants come for us all one way or another.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 08, 2021, 06:58:33 PM
House Hacking  :science

https://mobile.twitter.com/islandgirl286/status/1378100956777345025 :-[
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 08, 2021, 08:27:33 PM
One weird trick, her parents hate her!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 11, 2021, 06:39:56 PM
https://twitter.com/CatoInstitute/status/1381242399343718402


 :klob
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on April 14, 2021, 07:19:19 AM
https://twitter.com/CatoInstitute/status/1381242399343718402


 :klob
"Could be worse, lol".  :)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 15, 2021, 03:40:46 PM
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1382692707492114442 (https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1382692707492114442)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 15, 2021, 03:56:26 PM
join superboreland discord server for all reuters leaks  :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 15, 2021, 10:10:03 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/none_pizza/status/1382473433150320645

https://twitter.com/CatoInstitute/status/1381242399343718402


 :klob

https://mobile.twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/1382068757410025474
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 18, 2021, 07:04:13 PM
Quote
With the emergence of the Chia cryptocurrency, miners in China are reportedly frantically snatching up every hard drive and SSD they can find. Unlike other cryptocurrencies, you don't mine Chia with a processor, graphics card or ASIC miner. Instead, you farm Chia with storage space, which is where hard drives or SSDs come in. Chia isn't officially available for trading yet, therefore, it's too early to start hoarding hard drives or SSDs.

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/hard-drive-ssd-shortages-imminent-if-new-cryptocurrency-blooms (https://www.tomshardware.com/news/hard-drive-ssd-shortages-imminent-if-new-cryptocurrency-blooms)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2021, 07:24:59 PM
https://twitter.com/breakfastclubam/status/1384480333698113537


 :drudge :cop :drudge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2021, 07:41:29 PM
https://twitter.com/Raiders/status/1384650781672939521


my team always finding new ways to embarrass the fans  :mjcry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 20, 2021, 08:14:51 PM
WTF :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 20, 2021, 08:18:12 PM
https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1384653933944188936

:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 20, 2021, 08:18:51 PM
Also how many people will think that's a 420 thing :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2021, 08:27:11 PM
raiders social media guy has been awful for a while now  :doge much like every other part of the organization  :stahp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2021, 10:01:42 PM
it was mark davis  :dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 20, 2021, 11:15:27 PM
it was mark davis  :dead
https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1384680703858782208
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 20, 2021, 11:52:53 PM
https://twitter.com/RealDealBeal23/status/1384678700843687938


https://twitter.com/NotPepeinVegas/status/1384715849240506374


 :killme
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 21, 2021, 12:47:40 AM
Maybe if Mark Davis got rid of that yee yee ass haircut, he’d get some bitches on his dick.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 21, 2021, 05:08:54 AM
https://twitter.com/hilarybanksjr/status/1384684150188253188
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on April 21, 2021, 05:20:32 AM
https://twitter.com/Raiders/status/1384650781672939521


my team always finding new ways to embarrass the fans  :mjcry

Oakland has historically been a community with rebellious attitudes towards authority so the home team showing solida...
Oh wait.
:goty
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 25, 2021, 04:37:31 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ez049PDXEAkQfRu?format=jpg)

"We can't have the russkies curing cancer mr. President"

"Say no more Jack" :biden
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 25, 2021, 07:06:50 PM
https://twitter.com/Raiders/status/1384650781672939521


my team always finding new ways to embarrass the fans  :mjcry

Oakland has historically been a community with rebellious attitudes towards authority so the home team showing solida...
Oh wait.
:goty
team is in las vegas, bud  :crowdlaff
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 25, 2021, 07:27:57 PM
https://twitter.com/EW/status/1386443683780722690

https://twitter.com/scwiba/status/1386342160065310720
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on April 25, 2021, 07:37:18 PM
Selling black people for money...an American tradition since 1619.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 25, 2021, 10:03:27 PM
NFTs are the dumbest thing ever.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on April 26, 2021, 01:53:31 AM
https://twitter.com/Raiders/status/1384650781672939521


my team always finding new ways to embarrass the fans  :mjcry

Oakland has historically been a community with rebellious attitudes towards authority so the home team showing solida...
Oh wait.
:goty
team is in las vegas, bud  :crowdlaff

That was the joke I was trying to make.  :fbm
Not that if they were in Oakland it wouldn't be tone deaf.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 26, 2021, 02:44:07 AM
whatever you say, chief  ::)



guy doesn't know football  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 26, 2021, 03:11:58 AM
https://twitter.com/DoorHinge9/status/1386356883112570883
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 28, 2021, 12:13:10 PM
https://twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1387437967086702594 (https://twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1387437967086702594)

Inflation is at 2%
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 28, 2021, 03:37:54 PM
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1387487051923300353 (https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1387487051923300353)

Enjoy recyling your tea bag to 'save the environment' folks :kermit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on April 28, 2021, 05:30:02 PM
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1387487051923300353 (https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1387487051923300353)

Enjoy recyling your tea bag to 'save the environment' folks :kermit

And here i was thinking that Sweden was in the forefront of the green wave, but now it turns out we're bad for the environment because we're using as much electricity as all the bitcoin miners combined  :swisscry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 30, 2021, 04:30:37 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/GigWC/status/1387839061394526208

 :goty
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 30, 2021, 09:23:49 PM
https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1387431636732633089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X55JPbAMc9g
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 01, 2021, 05:46:06 AM
https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1388149014080724998 (https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1388149014080724998)

https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1385365742506364929 (https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1385365742506364929)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on May 02, 2021, 02:11:18 PM
https://streamable.com/74tgie

english footie commentator/presenter on ESPN gets cut off mid speech for talking about why english clubs aren't just franchises.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 06, 2021, 05:29:06 PM
https://twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1390417275648413696 (https://twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1390417275648413696)

"Mommy can we eat?"

"I'm sorry, no dinner today.... just go to sleep. Maybe my only fans goes viral tommorow"

"But what about beans?"

"Beans have gone to the moon baby, beans have gone to the moon"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 07, 2021, 04:03:59 AM
https://twitter.com/KatieChrz/status/1390424014787473409 (https://twitter.com/KatieChrz/status/1390424014787473409)

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 13, 2021, 12:25:45 PM
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727012094674731008/842217537730510928/de89d52efe78ac908a17bf2e3bbf5fabd22aca15.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 13, 2021, 01:22:46 PM
"vaxx and a side of fries!"   :lol

https://twitter.com/JacobRubashkin/status/1392872217197916168
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 14, 2021, 12:57:08 AM
https://twitter.com/sarcasticstyle/status/1393045054844022791
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 14, 2021, 07:55:01 AM
Promises made
Promises kept

Florida is the shining beacon holding out against cancel culture and communism :salute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 14, 2021, 05:30:32 PM
https://twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1393314031742693376 (https://twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1393314031742693376)

Even I don't understand this one  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 15, 2021, 12:17:50 AM
https://twitter.com/cob_is_online/status/1392889887238524932
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on May 15, 2021, 12:21:32 AM
14yo stealing the jobs that are meant for 40yo who lost everything in the pandemic.  ::)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 16, 2021, 06:47:46 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1iPnShVkAE9NVP?format=png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2021, 11:28:41 AM
https://twitter.com/notsamwaterman/status/1393997564492537858
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: T-Short on May 18, 2021, 10:56:15 AM
https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1394649142052499462
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 18, 2021, 11:36:38 AM
Ermehgerd, Amazen!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 18, 2021, 02:05:43 PM
https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1394685230280151040 (https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1394685230280151040)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 18, 2021, 06:21:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDWLSAdf48o

https://consumersresearch.org/consumersfirst/
(https://consumersresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/WokeCapitalism-1024x228.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 19, 2021, 01:04:33 PM
Elekrect  8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 20, 2021, 01:07:37 AM
wreckx-n-effectric
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 23, 2021, 07:00:39 AM
(https://assets.zerohedge.com/s3fs-public/styles/inline_image_mobile/public/inline-images/2021-05-20_13-01-59%20%281%29.gif?itok=PJ7i6bLO)

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That Robot was assaulted 3 stops later to loot its Microchips
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 23, 2021, 12:49:35 PM
 :killme
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 24, 2021, 06:41:15 PM
https://twitter.com/michael_saylor/status/1396915801492439044 (https://twitter.com/michael_saylor/status/1396915801492439044)

How long before the bitcoin empire is founded?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: El Babua on May 24, 2021, 11:54:57 PM
This is the most openly coordinated dump and pump ever lmao
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 28, 2021, 07:48:31 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2gfXLZWEAIKvMC?format=jpg)

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,pg_1,q_60,w_965/a7c3ba04186faac107e4a252ef908cef.jpg)

They actually made the wage cage
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: DJ Bedroom on May 28, 2021, 10:49:42 PM
But they made the bottom see thru so you can't jack off
How the hell am I supposed to feel better if I can't even fucking jack off
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 01, 2021, 04:06:07 PM
https://twitter.com/BearUNLV/status/1399504675905306628 (https://twitter.com/BearUNLV/status/1399504675905306628)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2y3778UYAIq7PC?format=jpg)

We've entered the weeb phase of capitalism
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on June 01, 2021, 04:25:58 PM
Someone might need to inform me about, "exactly what they were doing", because I don't get it...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 01, 2021, 05:12:59 PM
Someone might need to inform me about, "exactly what they were doing", because I don't get it...

horny
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on June 01, 2021, 05:22:48 PM
Quote
Lighthouse did not discuss what the virtual assistant will help users with.

 :shaq :gurl
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2021, 11:36:12 AM
https://twitter.com/CBThorburn/status/1399667471439826945
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on June 03, 2021, 01:44:45 AM
https://webm.red/view/9vHN.webm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 03, 2021, 12:43:20 PM
https://twitter.com/loftipixels/status/1400223208171843589 (https://twitter.com/loftipixels/status/1400223208171843589)

:bernie
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Mostima on June 03, 2021, 12:59:33 PM
I'm surprised people are taking the political opinions seriously of a Twitch e-girl whose whole career is just playing a cutesy bimbo.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on June 03, 2021, 01:13:37 PM
https://twitter.com/loftipixels/status/1400223208171843589 (https://twitter.com/loftipixels/status/1400223208171843589)

:bernie
No, the other rich.

(https://i.imgur.com/GcoKrIm.jpeg)
Basically.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on June 03, 2021, 01:28:27 PM
are you telling me that its easy to cheer something on that will win you cool points on twitter when it doesn't affect you, but when the shoe is on the other foot its a different story?



:titus :titus :titus :titus :titus :titus :titus :titus :titus :titus :titus :titus :titus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Quaker on June 03, 2021, 09:13:57 PM
https://twitter.com/CBThorburn/status/1399667471439826945
https://twitter.com/PrimeVideo/status/1399756678396973059
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 04, 2021, 07:51:22 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3EH1JMXIBAmaty?format=jpg)

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 06, 2021, 04:08:13 PM
https://twitter.com/HKesvani/status/1399731886554062851 (https://twitter.com/HKesvani/status/1399731886554062851)

Our work in Afghanistan is done :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 09, 2021, 01:26:54 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3dNQ8dXEAUu-z4?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 11, 2021, 11:01:11 AM
https://twitter.com/singlepayertom/status/1403099938154717184 (https://twitter.com/singlepayertom/status/1403099938154717184)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 16, 2021, 05:39:10 PM
https://twitter.com/sapna/status/1405270760994709505 (https://twitter.com/sapna/status/1405270760994709505)

https://twitter.com/sapna/status/1405271951740784640 (https://twitter.com/sapna/status/1405271951740784640)

 :crazy :aloy
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on June 16, 2021, 07:15:31 PM
I predict it will be celebrated for about two weeks as some sort of "turning point™" and then forgotten about and shuttered within two years.


Edit: Ain't nobody ever thought to themselves when they're getting ready to get their groove on in the bedroom, "I wish I/they looked more like Megan Rapinoe".
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on June 16, 2021, 07:19:16 PM
Of course, that's just what Fox News does though.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 16, 2021, 08:20:28 PM
https://twitter.com/sapna/status/1405270760994709505 (https://twitter.com/sapna/status/1405270760994709505)

https://twitter.com/sapna/status/1405271951740784640 (https://twitter.com/sapna/status/1405271951740784640)

 :crazy :aloy

So?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on June 17, 2021, 02:30:45 PM
https://twitter.com/ICEgov/status/1405154490890731520
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 17, 2021, 02:50:34 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/hoofnagle/status/1404950938033410050

 :D
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2021, 04:03:52 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/3XgN4s1.jpeg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 17, 2021, 06:12:09 PM
That's a great idea, negative nancy's and ResetEra members have no place in the workplace.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 18, 2021, 03:16:34 PM
 :usacry Thanks Obama Biden!

https://mobile.twitter.com/aniceburrito/status/1405914828397498373
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 21, 2021, 02:34:03 PM
https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1406887601647370240 (https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1406887601647370240)
Jeff Bezos should be arrested and executed
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on June 21, 2021, 02:35:38 PM
Maybe his rocket will blow up with him in it, if it's anything like Musk's.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 22, 2021, 12:28:17 PM
Once we hit -1 the Cryptomarket triggers a glitch to 99999999

spread the word
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on June 27, 2021, 12:56:17 AM
another one:
https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1408539462133497859
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 27, 2021, 09:19:17 PM
(https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/cMiLy23sWu.jpg)

 :science
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on June 27, 2021, 11:19:15 PM
another one:
https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1408539462133497859

Walked by the American Consulate in Osaka yesterday. Saw the Pride Flag. It made me happy to recognize the Biden Presidency is different, AND that Trump is gone-gone-gone.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 28, 2021, 11:43:43 AM
Hold on, I'm ready to give this "rewards laziness" a shot.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 28, 2021, 12:08:31 PM
(https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/cMiLy23sWu.jpg)

 :science
They forgot low taxes
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on June 28, 2021, 12:43:37 PM
(https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/cMiLy23sWu.jpg)

 :science
They forgot low taxes
Do one for a caste system with annexed slavery.
Even lower taxes.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on June 28, 2021, 07:26:30 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/ofcoursethatsathing/comments/o9i0ho/walking_ads/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 03, 2021, 04:52:49 AM
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1411031113322008581 (https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1411031113322008581)

 :wut
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on July 03, 2021, 07:30:15 AM
I thought Tay tay supported the cops :taylor
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on July 06, 2021, 07:16:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ue3neEh.jpeg)

Making :nsfw a thing of the past.  :bow2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on July 06, 2021, 08:34:36 PM
Robots were supposed to take our jobs. Instead, they’re making them worse.

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/22557895/automation-robots-work-amazon-uber-lyft (https://www.vox.com/the-goods/22557895/automation-robots-work-amazon-uber-lyft)

Quote
In 2020, Josh Dzieza at the Verge outlined the various ways artificial intelligence, software, and machines are managing workers at places such as call centers, warehouses, and software development shops. He described one remote engineer in Bangladesh who was monitored by a program that took three pictures of him every 10 minutes to make sure he was at his computer, and a call center worker who learned to say “sorry” a lot to customers in order to meet an artificial intelligence-based empathy monitor. A web of technologies has enabled the management of every minute of the working day.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on July 06, 2021, 08:37:46 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ue3neEh.jpeg)

Making :nsfw a thing of the past.  :bow2

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 06, 2021, 08:41:11 PM
Eventually robots will be watching you wank and measuring your ejaculate for proper satisfaction levels.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on July 06, 2021, 09:04:27 PM
https://www.stripes.com/theaters/middle_east/2021-07-02/pokemon-go-bagram-troop-withdrawal-2027917.html

Quote
Soldiers watch the US withdrawal from Bagram Airfield through the lens of Pokemon Go

KABUL, Afghanistan — Digital rodents and abandoned Pokemon presided over the streets of Bagram Airfield on the day news broke that U.S. troops had left the base. 

All U.S. forces have left Bagram, which for much of the past 20 years was the largest military base in Afghanistan, U.S. defense officials announced Friday. But the animated critters and some of what’s left on base are visible in digitally animated form through the game app Pokemon Go.

The game allows players to walk to real-life locations and catch or battle digital monsters, who can be found using the app’s barebones version of Google Maps. Some of the Pokemon left by U.S. soldiers remain at their posts.

Quote
Screenshots of Bagram after the troops left show low-level Pokemon, normally easily defeated, stuck guarding locations, perhaps indefinitely. A tiny Lotad has defended the former Warrior Chapel at Bagram for 10 days, while a lowly Aron has defended a memorial to a fallen servicemember for about two weeks. 

Still, Sutter said he assumes someone from Afghanistan will take over his gym, someday, if they haven’t already. 

“I’m sure somewhere in Afghanistan, some kid is bragging about how he took control of an American Pokemon gym,” he said. 

 :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 08, 2021, 05:25:20 PM
https://twitter.com/ltthompso/status/1413225868680441859
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 08, 2021, 09:16:54 PM
Maybe the blind guy edited it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on July 12, 2021, 03:11:22 PM
Pour one out for the employers.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NewsroomNZ/status/1414316726616051714
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on July 13, 2021, 03:34:54 AM
http://twitter.com/taylormcfayden/status/1413347725589065730
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 13, 2021, 05:44:30 PM
http://twitter.com/taylormcfayden/status/1413347725589065730

Yeah, it's almost like healthcare should be treated as a federal initiative rather than a for-profit system or something.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on July 13, 2021, 06:24:27 PM
What's the point of altruism, if i don't gain anything from it?!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: naff on July 13, 2021, 07:52:16 PM
if there's one thing i expect from my cures it's planned obsolescence. these mf'ers better be sick af again in a few years
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on July 15, 2021, 01:05:18 PM
https://twitter.com/JasonYanowitz/status/1415428773680386051

BTC is the currency of the PEOPLE!  :supergay :respect
















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:success
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 15, 2021, 01:54:38 PM
Yep, jump in on this with your last savings and welfare benefits poor people. We need you to send us to the moon  8)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
So we can sell and gtfo
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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 19, 2021, 07:50:26 PM
https://twitter.com/bademjanbitch/status/1416259963266076674
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 23, 2021, 05:17:28 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/5vhm8vaa30d71.png?width=764&auto=webp&s=65afae5cb45706cef48c4d605140d9efc72372c3)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 04, 2021, 08:35:21 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/julianfeeld/status/1423006339962396678

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 09, 2021, 06:54:14 PM
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1424451635489607684 (https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1424451635489607684)

ADS IN SPACE

CYBERPUNK IS REAL

:rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 11, 2021, 06:20:33 PM
https://twitter.com/AlanRMacLeod/status/1425526997049020418

 :piss :trash :piss2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on August 11, 2021, 10:39:01 PM
https://nypost.com/2021/08/11/american-express-tells-its-workers-capitalism-is-racist/

https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1425486490822344704
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 12, 2021, 12:29:32 AM
sounds like something thebore.com can use tbh  :drool
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2021, 08:34:17 AM
https://nypost.com/2021/08/11/american-express-tells-its-workers-capitalism-is-racist/

https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1425486490822344704

I'd rather do that than another Myers-Briggs test. :yuck
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 12, 2021, 01:31:27 PM
I like how 'equality, diversity and inclusivity' basically means you have to treat minorities like autisty toddlers who can't speak out for themselves.

It seems very racist to me to automatically assume that every non-white non-cis-gendered person is unable to manage on their own.  :doge
I would also be very uncomfortable if people starting treating me that way.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 14, 2021, 03:43:31 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/WSJ/status/1426446034910199810

 :playa
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on August 14, 2021, 03:52:22 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/WSJ/status/1426446034910199810

 :playa

It doesn't deserve a playa emote until they hire an indian guy to do both jobs for a fraction of the money  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 19, 2021, 03:29:23 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E9LUj33XoAoZcLX?format=jpg)

Guess Afghanistan beat the final level too
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 22, 2021, 02:01:01 PM
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1429457242231869449 (https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1429457242231869449)

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1420383177282031625 (https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1420383177282031625)

https://twitter.com/bigheadcustom/status/1428477890564345856 (https://twitter.com/bigheadcustom/status/1428477890564345856)

I've noticed this too. Some products that are in smaller packages are like almost empty and other things I run out of much quicker.
Plus there's new packaging for a bunch of products that is 'eco friendly' or whatever but all much smaller.

THE WHOLE THING IS RIGGED
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2021, 08:40:42 AM
The New York Times: Opinion | 'Lying Flat': Tired Workers Are Opting Out of Careers and Capitalism.
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/22/opinion/lying-flat-work-rest.html
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on August 23, 2021, 09:10:00 PM
https://youtu.be/jHZ6KrJ2W6U
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on August 25, 2021, 01:41:56 AM
https://twitter.com/LineGoesDown/status/1430295199071223812
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on August 25, 2021, 01:48:56 AM
I hope that "Vice CEO" is not as "second in command", but as "CEO of hookers and blow".  8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 25, 2021, 07:41:42 AM
"The interview process was very simple"

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Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 25, 2021, 01:25:37 PM
https://twitter.com/GlobalBC/status/1428897932636565508 (https://twitter.com/GlobalBC/status/1428897932636565508)

 :iface
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 26, 2021, 12:10:30 PM
https://twitter.com/metaltxt/status/1430574786241912832
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 03, 2021, 05:04:52 PM
End of the line for Uber (https://pluralistic.net/2021/08/10/unter/#bezzle-no-more)

Quote
Uber’s cash reserves declined by $4.7b in 2020 and $937m more in the first half of 2021. They’ve got $6.7b in the bank, down from $14.6b in 2019. To increase the appearance of a pony under this shit, Uber’s invented a new field of accounting: “Adjusted EBITDA profitability.”

EBITDA is “earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization.”

“Adjusted EBITDA” is “bullshit.”



The company has committed another $100m to a Prop 22-style ballot initiative in Massachusetts, which will formalize worker misclassification, ban unionization, and destroy workers' lives. The sooner Uber dies, the better.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 03, 2021, 05:08:14 PM
they not going anywhere  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 03, 2021, 05:08:46 PM
they not going anywhere  :lol

We'll see. :shh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 03, 2021, 06:33:24 PM
every uber driver I've had has been happy. most cab drivers had some type of misery to them. case closed  :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 03, 2021, 07:50:52 PM
uber deez nuts imo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on September 03, 2021, 09:34:15 PM
Uber is a cancer. It's an unviable business unless they eliminate drivers with self driving cars.

I have no pity for the investors who are going to lose their money when the whole sham collapses.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 03, 2021, 10:00:06 PM
uber deez nuts imo
this is no way for a global moderator to be talking  :ufup
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 03, 2021, 10:01:16 PM
Global deez nuts :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 03, 2021, 10:36:09 PM
go play some sluts  :)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on September 03, 2021, 11:11:25 PM
Uber gonna be for poor people who can't even afford their own self-driving car
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 06, 2021, 12:02:55 PM
https://www.neowin.net/news/how-an-ad-from-microsoft-broke-the-windows-11-start-menu-and-taskbar/

Wtf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 06, 2021, 12:08:47 PM
The law of Windows dictates Windows 11 will be a garbage fire and 12 better than expected.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 09, 2021, 09:26:36 PM
https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1436039812763590656


oppression olympics are real  :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on September 10, 2021, 01:02:05 AM
Goddamn that's gross.

"You gotta lay in this backtub for 2 minutes while we cover you in scorpions, or we won't give you money to build water wells in Africa"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on September 10, 2021, 03:25:41 PM
Quote
The series is produced by Global Citizen — the international education and advocacy organization working to catalyze the movement to end extreme poverty that produced the recent Vax Live: A Concert to Reunite the World — CBS and Deviant Media.

They just seem to be trying to air the most evil things seen on television.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 10, 2021, 04:23:08 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-8h0-RWEAILFKl?format=jpg&name=small)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-8h0-SWQAQsASM?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 10, 2021, 06:33:48 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-7rALYWQAAIWLD?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on September 10, 2021, 06:39:52 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-7rALYWQAAIWLD?format=jpg)

Should be done on the bore too tbh  :kermit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on September 11, 2021, 02:02:42 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-7rALYWQAAIWLD?format=jpg)

Should be done on the bore too tbh  :kermit

Well... they did send shostas poor ass to discord  :lol

And when they discovered the value of filler on  the like market, they replaced him with an entire team of fillers

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on September 11, 2021, 04:34:33 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/XmoT6I8.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 14, 2021, 07:43:19 PM
https://twitter.com/RobTheRich0001/status/1437707707000176641
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2021, 03:56:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/L5g5Oly.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/8Ngaj4F.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 16, 2021, 04:43:54 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_ahGyuVkAAWfj1?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kurt Russell on September 16, 2021, 05:49:05 PM
https://twitter.com/RobTheRich0001/status/1437707707000176641

Now nobody has any trucks, so nobody can do any work and generate any money.

The poorest just dragged everyone else associated with that company down to their level.

Classic socialism.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 16, 2021, 07:33:08 PM
https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1438486272427892736 (https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1438486272427892736)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2021, 07:45:01 PM
https://twitter.com/RobTheRich0001/status/1437707707000176641

Now nobody has any trucks, so nobody can do any work and generate any money.

The poorest just dragged everyone else associated with that company down to their level.

Classic socialism.
says they haven't been paid in 3 months. you think they didn't try other methods before it got to this point? sometimes you gotta smash shit to get their attention.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on September 16, 2021, 08:09:53 PM
https://twitter.com/RobTheRich0001/status/1437707707000176641

Now nobody has any trucks, so nobody can do any work and generate any money.

The poorest just dragged everyone else associated with that company down to their level.

Classic socialism.
I mean yeah, that's the idea, when you're being ignored?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 16, 2021, 10:47:53 PM
https://twitter.com/hockendougal/status/1438538388991266823
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on September 16, 2021, 11:28:02 PM
https://twitter.com/RobTheRich0001/status/1437707707000176641

Now nobody has any trucks, so nobody can do any work and generate any money.

The poorest just dragged everyone else associated with that company down to their level.

Classic socialism.
says they haven't been paid in 3 months. you think they didn't try other methods before it got to this point? sometimes you gotta smash shit to get their attention.
Now how they going to get paid? They could have tried to seize the trucks or sell them off, now they got no job, no trucks and they definitely aren't getting their money.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 17, 2021, 12:11:35 AM
they already weren't getting their money. so now the assholes responsible are feeling some pain too


it's called an uprising. slave labor usually causes them
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on September 17, 2021, 08:16:09 AM
https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4

 :drudge :drudge :drudge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on September 17, 2021, 09:59:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 17, 2021, 02:18:07 PM
https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4

 :drudge :drudge :drudge

Me: I'll wear a mask so the goobermint can't track me.  :brain

NSA: Activating butt recognition software.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on September 17, 2021, 08:06:21 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1438184262243553282

 :society
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 17, 2021, 08:20:04 PM
https://twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1438973285262237698 (https://twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1438973285262237698)

"If you are a Democrat who supports Liz Cheney"


:titus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 17, 2021, 08:39:47 PM
https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4

 :drudge :drudge :drudge

Me: I'll wear a mask so the goobermint can't track me.  :brain

NSA: Activating butt recognition software.
wear a mask on ur butts too  :P
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 18, 2021, 05:25:26 AM
https://twitter.com/variainayurt/status/1438997113006874627 (https://twitter.com/variainayurt/status/1438997113006874627)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 18, 2021, 12:32:43 PM
https://twitter.com/variainayurt/status/1438997113006874627 (https://twitter.com/variainayurt/status/1438997113006874627)

They got a pretty dope Orchestra at least.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 18, 2021, 02:40:24 PM
https://twitter.com/JediofGallifrey/status/1439230862722228224
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on September 19, 2021, 04:41:34 AM
According the the replies, the (behind paywall) article basically boils down to "drink when you're thirsty".  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 19, 2021, 05:21:54 AM
https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1439499574528380932 (https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1439499574528380932)

 :pacspit
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on September 19, 2021, 06:01:21 AM
#3 Alphabet inc? Damn LGBT gang getting strong.  :-*
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2021, 02:54:54 PM
I had no idea Nvidia was so valuable. Weren't they about to go under a few years ago or something?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 19, 2021, 02:57:23 PM
I had no idea Nvidia was so valuable. Weren't they about to go under a few years ago or something?
Nvidia is big in AI, cars and the combination of those things.

They're probably the most advanced AI company in the world.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2021, 02:58:31 PM
I had no idea Nvidia was so valuable. Weren't they about to go under a few years ago or something?
Nvidia is big in AI, cars and the combination of those things.

They're probably the most advanced AI company in the world.

Alphabet/Google/Waymo: :thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 19, 2021, 06:26:54 PM
The Bore supports the One China policy, so therefor #9 is a Chinese company.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 19, 2021, 06:37:18 PM
https://twitter.com/SpikeFeresten/status/1439276607869386752 (https://twitter.com/SpikeFeresten/status/1439276607869386752)

:trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 19, 2021, 06:46:09 PM
snootchie bootchie manuchie  :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 19, 2021, 06:50:52 PM
The man produced Mad Max: Fury Road, Edge of Tommorow and the LEGO Movie

He's an absolute hero.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 20, 2021, 03:44:41 PM
https://twitter.com/srslyberserk/status/1439985910976851974 (https://twitter.com/srslyberserk/status/1439985910976851974)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 23, 2021, 08:00:46 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FAAhvXDUcAUeOjm?format=jpg)

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Quaker on September 25, 2021, 07:18:13 PM
I don't get the hate hard-on people have for the guy.

He was fine/good in Guardians/The Lego Movie/Parks & Rec.

Yeah, those new dinosaur movies are pretty shitty compared to JP1 but that's more on the writing and CGI.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on September 26, 2021, 04:39:00 AM
Apparently he's expressed some "conservative" viewpoints, and that's why a lot of people are sour on him, i suppose.

I don't think i liked a single movie he was in (that i've watched) but he wasn't really the reason, as you point out, he's mostly fine in those roles.
I still think it's odd they'd have Mario talk, let alone with his voice.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on September 26, 2021, 12:39:50 PM
RIP James fund

https://mobile.twitter.com/zachary_allard/status/1441878824510103554
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 27, 2021, 06:53:13 PM
https://twitter.com/TheRelaxingEnd/status/1442406795398430720 (https://twitter.com/TheRelaxingEnd/status/1442406795398430720)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: who is ted danson? on September 28, 2021, 03:11:40 AM
"FUCK SHIT BITCH ASS CUNT.

What's up guys, it's TechBeast999 coming at you with another video...."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 29, 2021, 10:16:13 AM
https://twitter.com/CBSSunday/status/1442911995343224833
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on September 29, 2021, 12:19:26 PM
https://twitter.com/CBSSunday/status/1442911995343224833
Can i buy it as an NFT?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 01, 2021, 02:17:53 PM
Don’t mess with big oil y’all!

https://mobile.twitter.com/JordanChariton/status/1443972546328662020
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 01, 2021, 02:26:21 PM
https://twitter.com/SDonziger/status/1378177598312738816 (https://twitter.com/SDonziger/status/1378177598312738816)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpcinpFACV0


Drain the Swamp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 03, 2021, 09:39:05 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FAnvkElVIAYpMtV?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2021, 03:28:29 PM
The world is controlled by crooks and liars.

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1444710662169575425 (https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1444710662169575425)

Quote
They expose the secret offshore affairs of 35 world leaders, including current and former presidents, prime ministers and heads of state. They also shine a light on the secret finances of more than 300 other public officials such as government ministers, judges, mayors and military generals in more than 90 countries.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 03, 2021, 07:37:54 PM
I find this hard too believe :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 03, 2021, 11:03:05 PM
https://twitter.com/commieactivity/status/1444756576007561223
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on October 04, 2021, 05:41:44 AM
The world is controlled by crooks and liars.

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1444710662169575425 (https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1444710662169575425)

Quote
They expose the secret offshore affairs of 35 world leaders, including current and former presidents, prime ministers and heads of state. They also shine a light on the secret finances of more than 300 other public officials such as government ministers, judges, mayors and military generals in more than 90 countries.
:pika
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 04, 2021, 05:28:53 PM
https://twitter.com/JoseCaparroso/status/1445098251884113926 (https://twitter.com/JoseCaparroso/status/1445098251884113926)

:idont
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on October 04, 2021, 05:31:07 PM
I hope Indian spammers are ok.  :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 06, 2021, 09:45:25 PM
https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1445564987880075266
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 06, 2021, 10:54:49 PM
https://twitter.com/Maladroithe/status/1445918655644979203
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 09, 2021, 11:00:03 PM
Starting a falcon fund, who wants in?

https://mobile.twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1446873636485287941
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: who is ted danson? on October 10, 2021, 05:24:39 AM
Idea for new crypto: Tether, except its backed by Falcons  :thinking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 10, 2021, 06:34:14 AM
You can also invest in my fund called "Falcon Punch!" specialized in speculating on the highly volatile Falcon market.

Strategic short selling and put options allow you go maximize your profit when the Falcon Market crashes to 0 which we believe will happen soon

(https://static.dw.com/image/45085834_303.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 10, 2021, 11:13:29 PM
https://twitter.com/WETM18News/status/1446290524462358528
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 11, 2021, 09:04:09 AM
Raising Cane's is pretty good, I hope these corpo fucks don't ruin my order.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on October 12, 2021, 11:06:29 AM
I walked to the local one yesterday (unlike lardass James), and only the drive through was open. So they forced me to walk to the Chick-fil-A next door and support conversion therapy on National Coming Out Day of all days  :stahp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 15, 2021, 03:04:51 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBvJXpnXIAoDCPH?format=jpg)

Eat now, pay later



In before, I'm not paying but I already ate  :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 15, 2021, 06:28:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/zcKhk4C.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/91QcJ5I.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 15, 2021, 11:30:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPrUCcHd3mo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 15, 2021, 11:33:44 PM
easy to grow your own out here, but people with backyards mostly don't bother  :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kunai With Chain on October 16, 2021, 12:15:16 AM
https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2021-new-york-property-tax-benefits-rich/

Quote
A condo in Brooklyn's fashionable Williamsburg neighborhood sells for $2.15 million. Along with Sub-Zero appliances, 13-foot ceilings and a rooftop sun deck, it comes with a lucrative perk: an annual property tax bill of just $157.
Fifteen miles away, in the Bronx’s Throggs Neck neighborhood, a condo in a white building dotted with window-unit air conditioners goes for $234,840. Its annual property tax bill: $3,917.

The details of this particular comparison are stunning: The Williamsburg condo had an effective tax rate of 0.007% on its market value, while the Bronx condo's was 1.7%—more than 200 times higher. Yet across New York’s residential real estate markets, unequal tax bills are commonplace, and they stem in large part from a flawed process for determining property values for tax purposes. City officials have acknowledged some unfairness, but they're far less forthcoming about what causes it.


Property tax bill worth little more than two years of amazon prime subscription on a 2mil condo... so jealous.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 16, 2021, 09:53:47 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FB28YXbagAAJ3T1?format=jpg)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 16, 2021, 11:58:13 PM
How do you do fellow kids; having fun watching "Squad Game"? Us too!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on October 17, 2021, 12:26:02 AM
How do you do fellow kids; having fun watching "Squad Game"? Us too!

It's the poor man's Kaiji
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 19, 2021, 11:49:12 AM
https://twitter.com/micahflee/status/1450171265575129100

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 19, 2021, 02:44:23 PM
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1450410755698958337 (https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1450410755698958337)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on October 19, 2021, 03:14:06 PM
https://twitter.com/micahflee/status/1450171265575129100

 :doge
He deserved Facebook-prison at the most. :fbm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 19, 2021, 03:16:29 PM
social media guantanamo was bad enough  :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 19, 2021, 03:36:36 PM
First this is bullshit and this man needs to be freed but other than that all I took from this and the fact that the january 6 trespassers got off lightly is that Dan needed a better lawyer :trumps

Quote
The quotidian cruelties of prison life abounded. Baker had to plead for weeks to get vegan meals; as a Hare Krishna, he does not eat meat as a point of respect for human and nonhuman life and is lactose intolerant.

 :badass
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on October 19, 2021, 03:42:51 PM
First this is bullshit and this man needs to be freed but other than that all I took from this and the fact that the january 6 trespassers got off lightly is that Dan needed a better lawyer :trumps

Quote
The quotidian cruelties of prison life abounded. Baker had to plead for weeks to get vegan meals; as a Hare Krishna, he does not eat meat as a point of respect for human and nonhuman life and is lactose intolerant.

 :badass
Why would an anarchist want a lawyer?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 19, 2021, 05:48:48 PM
https://twitter.com/drewhamlin/status/1450278038168485888
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 19, 2021, 06:23:26 PM
(https://abload.de/img/fireshotcapture675-hot8j1x.png)

Them? Yes that's the soycucks that live in the Tiny House next door. Nice people really.

Jason's stepdaughter Trisha got stuck in the dryer the other day. Just as his wife called over their bull Jerome.
At first it was weird to have her two spirit bestie living with them also, but really it must be nothing but fun with Nepenthe around.

Shame about Jason's son Mike though, he keeps wearing that hat and watched Dave Chapelle on Netflix the other day.
Thankfully he was grounded and the McDonalds he tried to sneak into the room got a one way trip to the trash bin.
He should learn from his dad, who is an esteemed writer and political activist and sticks to veggies and soymilk.

Truely a remarkable family that anyone can identify with so I get why Apple picked them for their promotions. No wonder they opted for the bright yellow HomePod Mini and that tidepod finish is just so trendy.
Jason still needs to learn his place and not speak before the bull does though but maybe that's just his way of blowing off some steam every now and then.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on October 20, 2021, 03:06:50 AM
Quote
Jason's stepdaughter Trisha got stuck in the dryer the other day. Just as his wife called over their bull Jerome.
Don't tease me like that Nintex. Give me more  :mouf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 20, 2021, 01:24:33 PM
Quote
Jason's stepdaughter Trisha got stuck in the dryer the other day. Just as his wife called over their bull Jerome.
Don't tease me like that Nintex. Give me more  :mouf
*help help*
"Wait? What's going on? Trisha? What are you doing baby?"
"I'm stuck in the Dryer Jerome, please help. I need help"
"Hnngggg...."
"Oh yeah, you gotta help me"
"Just a bit further baby"
"Ooh yes"
*FWUMP*
"There you go, I swear you were spreading your arms on purpose"
"Oh Jerome... wait you pulled me out? Ooohh You are my hero..."
"Hey now Trish, you gotta learn to have some self-respect. Put some pants on. Stop fooling around and get back to university.
I know it's hard with your stepdad being a cuck and all but you have to promise me you'll look after yourself and stop playing tricks"
"*sniff* thanks Jerome.... I don't know what got over me"
"Say, you know your fathers password, I wanna check the score of the game"
"Yeah, it's hilldawg"
"Goddamn, I should've known... let's see here..."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on October 20, 2021, 01:33:30 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: DJ Bedroom on October 20, 2021, 07:56:56 PM
God help me I liked a nintex post
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on October 20, 2021, 11:32:33 PM
Quote
Jason's stepdaughter Trisha got stuck in the dryer the other day. Just as his wife called over their bull Jerome.
Don't tease me like that Nintex. Give me more  :mouf
*help help*
"Wait? What's going on? Trisha? What are you doing baby?"
"I'm stuck in the Dryer Jerome, please help. I need help"
"Hnngggg...."
"Oh yeah, you gotta help me"
"Just a bit further baby"
"Ooh yes"
*FWUMP*
"There you go, I swear you were spreading your arms on purpose"
"Oh Jerome... wait you pulled me out? Ooohh You are my hero..."
"Hey now Trish, you gotta learn to have some self-respect. Put some pants on. Stop fooling around and get back to university.
I know it's hard with your stepdad being a cuck and all but you have to promise me you'll look after yourself and stop playing tricks"
"*sniff* thanks Jerome.... I don't know what got over me"
"Say, you know your fathers password, I wanna check the score of the game"
"Yeah, it's hilldawg"
"Goddamn, I should've known... let's see here..."


 :aah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 21, 2021, 01:36:42 PM
:aah
"WHAT THE FUCK"
"What's wrong Jerome?"
"Did you see this shit Trish?"
"There was a misaligned icon on the desktop, you know I have a bit of OCD. I click it on it... and .... fuck me"
"This is some fucked up shit on your dads laptop Trish, go downstairs I need to make a call"

*ring*
"Good evening officer, how can I help you?"
"We have some serious allegations to investigate at this property miss, wait aren't you the girl from the Apple promotions?"
"Oh yeah, we are the soycucks, the Apple model family"
"Man, I love those ads, especially the one with the Apple Homepod Mini.. wait who is that?"
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SHOW ME YOUR HA... wait.. Jerome? It's been a while man, wait did you call?"
"Yeah, I called... relax bro. I called because I found this fucked up shit on this cucks laptop"
"ALL COPS ARE BAD ALL COPS ARE BAD ALL COPS ARE BAD"
"GET DOWN LADY, SHOW ME YOUR HANDS, PUT THE FORK DOWN OR WE WILL FIRE"
"IM NOT A LADY ALL COPS ARE BAD"
"Nep now is not the time... jesus, I'm having a conversation and I called them here"
"ALL COPS ARE BAD TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS"
"Come here Nep, let Jerome handle this. Let's just go outside"
"Thanks Trish, You see what I'm dealing with here bro?"
"Yeah Jerome being a bull isn't all pumping and dumping I guess, this is really some fucked up shit we found on this dudes laptop"
"I told you man, I don't call the cops for fun"
"So uh... Mr. Jerome, did you uh report an accidental firearm discharge in the living room?"
"HELL NO, not in this house, there's kids here"
"Fuck, guess we gotta arrest this cuck then eh"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on October 21, 2021, 04:39:45 PM
 :dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 22, 2021, 02:17:18 AM
Quote from: https://www.vox.com/the-goods/22734620/fictional-influencers-fourfront-fake-tiktokers
In June, the UK tabloid the Mirror published a story about a TikTok video that discussed “the four biggest dating app red flags,” according to a creator named @sydneyplus, who said she worked at a dating site. Said red flags include standing in front of a fancy car (likely not their own), describing oneself as an “entrepreneur,” or being weirdly obsessed with their mom. The article is a typical hastily written web post capitalizing on trending content in order to drive pageviews, and was later picked up by the New York Post. The only problem was that @sydneyplus doesn’t work at a dating site, because @sydneyplus doesn’t really exist.

“Sydney,” a broke, blonde 20-something who lives on her sister’s couch and works in customer service at a dating site, is the invention of a team of writers, one actress, and a technology/entertainment/media company called FourFront. Co-founded by a former screenwriter named Ilan Benjamin, the company has so far launched 22 “stories,” or character arcs, eight of them ongoing since the spring. Sydney’s “story,” for example, was that she found out that her sister’s fiancé was cheating, while Ollie, a trans man, discovers that his father also transitioned.

“We’re basically creating an MCU-style universe of characters on TikTok,” says Benjamin.
Quote
Last week, Sydney, Ollie, and the rest of the characters — Tia, who discovers her boyfriend is African royalty; Carmen, a self-described sugar baby and bimbo; Chris, a father and Army veteran; and “Billy Hundos,” a “finance fuckboy,” among others — convened IRL in Los Angeles, ostensibly to participate in a contest to win a billion dollars. This also acted as FourFront’s “big reveal,” in which the characters hosted a live Zoom event and showed that they all exist within a single universe.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on October 22, 2021, 04:53:52 AM
My default is to view any "viral" video as fake.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 22, 2021, 05:15:41 AM
Quote
the characters hosted a live Zoom event and showed that they all exist within a single universe.
:info

MSM finally admits there's more than 1 universe


Also remember that Chad from StonkWorld, Aaron from Fleshlight, Lucy from Ikea and Patricia from American Airways are also not real people sending newsletters to you.


this literally just hit my inbox

(https://abload.de/img/fireshotcapture676-th1dkby.png)

I guess even your workplace chat app needs A C T I V I S M
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on October 22, 2021, 07:30:52 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qd5jq8/costco_warehouse_in_the_movie_idiocracy_2006_vs/

Idiocracy, predictive as usual.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 22, 2021, 08:28:51 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qd5jq8/costco_warehouse_in_the_movie_idiocracy_2006_vs/

Idiocracy, predictive as usual.
This is how you also built in Sim City and City Skylines.

You place your factory in the poor residential areas because that's where the cheap labor is and then you hike taxes for everybody to celebrate your success with a nice mansion.  :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 25, 2021, 03:24:13 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FCimoiAWEAA7caH?format=jpg)

Facebook is for reflection :dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 25, 2021, 05:43:57 PM
I found out what they've been hiding from Congress

(https://abload.de/img/fbh9kgm.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 27, 2021, 03:14:17 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FCrqXiwXMAosOCy?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Ghoul on October 27, 2021, 04:20:00 AM
Suck my donut holster :riot
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 31, 2021, 07:10:53 PM
Well, we finally have 'The Joker' event the media promised us.

https://twitter.com/PopularFront_/status/1454944202463268867 (https://twitter.com/PopularFront_/status/1454944202463268867)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 01, 2021, 07:09:15 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDIuTpqWQAER7Zw?format=png)

yes
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 01, 2021, 07:27:38 PM
finally my lifelong training can be put to use  :rejoice I'm gonna be rich  :rash
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on November 01, 2021, 07:36:10 PM
so just make a second mario that's identical in every way except his moustache is one hex value lighter so technically unique
 :confused
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on November 02, 2021, 01:27:07 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1455121623007182851

 :society
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on November 02, 2021, 07:51:24 AM
https://twitter.com/mcdonalds/status/1455174998264586243

 :whoo  :foxx
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 02, 2021, 09:16:01 AM
so just make a second mario that's identical in every way except his moustache is one hex value lighter so technically unique
 :confused

NFT Smash Bros, where every character is a unique Fire Emblem sword character :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 02, 2021, 09:50:00 AM
https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1455316175143858183
Quote
The plan: In 2016, Munger announced he would donate $200 million to the university for a student dorm building he would design — and name after — himself.

His solution to the housing crunch? Stuff more than 4,500 students into an 11-story warehouse-size building in which the overwhelming majority of the units — about 94% — do not have access to natural light or fresh air.

In lieu of windows, students in Munger Hall would instead use a knob to manipulate the degree of artificial light illuminating their cells ... I mean, rooms. And because that isn’t enough dystopia, the whole fake lighting system was inspired by the artificial portholes that Disney devised for its cruise ships. (Don’t let the renderings, which feature lots of exterior windows, fool you; the building is designed at such a massive scale, the bulk of the square footage is largely internal.)
Quote
It probably comes as little surprise then that the renderings of Munger Hall on UCSB’s website show only the exterior and daylight-saturated common areas. You’ll have to dig into the university’s website, into a post by the Office of Strategic Asset Management, to find a link to a presentation by the executive architects — Van Tilburg, Banvard & Soderbergh — to see the prison-cell layout of the residential floors.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 02, 2021, 08:18:17 PM
https://twitter.com/tressiemcphd/status/1455647527395594244
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on November 03, 2021, 01:35:59 PM
Quote
In lieu of windows, students in Munger Hall would instead use a knob to manipulate the degree of artificial light illuminating their cells ... I mean, rooms

You mean dimmer switches? Yeah, I hear that's what they force the cons to use in Sing Sing.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on November 03, 2021, 02:05:00 PM
I would accept a slightly cheaper housing bill in exchange for taking an interior room :idont

I close the blinds anyway
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 03, 2021, 08:08:32 PM
I would accept a slightly cheaper housing bill in exchange for taking an interior room :idont

I close the blinds anyway
If you stay outside a lot it can work, so for a student that only comes back to sleep and watch anime in bed.
If you work from home though, it's awful.
I stayed in an apartment with no windows for a couple of years (working from home, too), and my depression skyrocketed.
Seems comfy at first, but it creeps in, at least it did for me.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on November 03, 2021, 08:37:32 PM
Quote
In lieu of windows, students in Munger Hall would instead use a knob to manipulate the degree of artificial light illuminating their cells ... I mean, rooms

You mean dimmer switches? Yeah, I hear that's what they force the cons to use in Sing Sing.

True story: the person I bought my house from had to approve the order from Sing Sing (which I thought was an expression, had no idea until I purchased my house that it was an actual place in Westchester), he was in there for embezzling money from his clients (the house was bought with his clients money and I had to make my check to the DA)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 04, 2021, 10:15:44 PM
https://youtu.be/iBRtucXGeNQ

Don't even know if it's real, but thanks YT algorithm.  :doge

EDIT: Ok, it is, i figured it was some kind of SNL type skit:
https://youtu.be/PraEcNDGSqY
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 04, 2021, 11:23:58 PM
the YTs  :titus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 05, 2021, 05:11:55 AM
https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1456452860523081732 (https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1456452860523081732)?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 07, 2021, 11:40:00 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qgicJ4M.png)

hot topic has fallen
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on November 07, 2021, 11:52:55 PM
All of our staff baked out  :win
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 07, 2021, 11:59:06 PM
they can in fact pay me in passion  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on November 08, 2021, 12:13:34 AM
they can in fact pay me in passion  :doge

:shaq
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 13, 2021, 12:47:23 PM

Quote
European souls are not necessarily more fulfilled, they just find more eco-friendly ways to shut out the darkness — like going on a bike ride

https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1459535689922621452 (https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1459535689922621452)

https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1459535741516759047 (https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1459535741516759047)

These takes are getting worse and worse.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 13, 2021, 03:59:52 PM
Feed their souls? What?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on November 13, 2021, 04:15:55 PM

Quote
European souls are not necessarily more fulfilled, they just find more eco-friendly ways to shut out the darkness — like going on a bike ride

https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1459535689922621452 (https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1459535689922621452)

https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1459535741516759047 (https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1459535741516759047)

These takes are getting worse and worse.  :doge

yeah, the author obviously never came across the amsterdam cyclists, those fuckers don't shut out the darkness, they embrace it!  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 13, 2021, 08:23:52 PM
Consumerism to fill existential dread doesn't exist in Europe.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 13, 2021, 08:49:17 PM
these fucking free hospital for children charities man, glad someone is finally holding them to account:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEAOKP_WUAIZG1s?format=jpg&name=small)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FD_5cNEXIAcc5SP?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 13, 2021, 10:35:10 PM
https://twitter.com/stereogum/status/1459581059029426176
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 13, 2021, 11:06:37 PM
where's the video  ???
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on November 13, 2021, 11:26:34 PM
where's the video  ???
Don't go chasing waterfalls filler
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on November 14, 2021, 01:31:26 AM
where's the video  ???

https://twitter.com/jaydetbh/status/1459024486188072965

:piss                            :piss2
(https://i.imgur.com/2wiH06q.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2021, 01:33:24 AM
me n karla  :heart
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 14, 2021, 01:34:07 AM
I didn't expect it to be that much. Dude got waterboarded.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 14, 2021, 01:51:44 PM
Apologize to who? the guy seems to be loving it. 

I call it a second baptism!
:rejoice :piss2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Quaker on November 14, 2021, 02:15:11 PM
1. Wait, this is a lady doing the pissing?
2. Why does this sound like RATM?
3. Why is there a trumpet?
4. Of course the volunteer is a fat old white guy in Florida.
5. Holy shit that's a lot of piss.

10/10.

I love that in 2021 it's just up on twitter.com instead of having to go to the dark web or liveleak. I also find it incredibly hilarious and fucked up that(although mostly harmless) this is going to follow these people around forever. Like how do you live that down after it goes viral like that?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 14, 2021, 02:28:17 PM
Quote
Brass Against is a collective group of musicians who share the goal of creating music to inspire social and personal change. The band curates songs from a variety of influences from Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, Black Sabbath, Run the Jewels as well as their own compositions in a heavy brass filled symphony.
They're a cover band.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2021, 10:22:21 PM
because they cover you in piss  ???
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on November 14, 2021, 10:31:53 PM
:rodney
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 14, 2021, 10:42:00 PM
 :piss (https://i.imgur.com/ZyQCQcc.jpg) :piss2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 15, 2021, 09:17:45 AM
She was making it rain.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 15, 2021, 07:01:33 PM
it's good she didn't have performance issues  :)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on November 17, 2021, 03:55:51 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1460963425987829767

Are you an ideal citizen?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 17, 2021, 04:01:04 PM
I don't stream and I probably haven't bought any shirts in a couple years (also I never take eight minute long showers), how much gaming time does this earn me?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on November 17, 2021, 04:01:42 PM
Time to rise up  :society
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 17, 2021, 04:23:34 PM
What if I keep playing videogames, but only shower once a month, wear the same shirts for 5 years, and stream in 480p?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 17, 2021, 04:58:59 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1460963425987829767

Are you an ideal citizen?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
[close]
You can shower three times a week if you stay home the other 4 days, maintain social distance and wear a mask to cover the odor... So what we've been doing these past two years.
Was it all a drill? :hans1

Also what if I use rain water?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 17, 2021, 06:49:30 PM
- showered 2 times for 20 minutes today
- got back from the dentist, couldn't find a parking spot so spend 20 minutes or so driving around for fun before returning home
- watched video game Dunkey during lunch time
- played Age of Empires IV on a Samsung Odyssey G7 at max brightness with HDR
- played Forza Horizon 5 on a Samsung Odyssey G7 at max brightness with HDR
- turned on my OLED TV just to browse through the new releases on Netflix then forgot to turn it off
- watched some Russell Brand stuff
- watched some random funny videos that came up
- streamed Spotify throughout the day
- played around with my Hue lights
- had a nice steak dinner
- kept doing live remote server deployments to fix minor bugs because I was too lazy to fix my local server
- traded some crypto

y'all remind me I need to buy some new shirts. It's been a month.

The Paris agreement  :nope

The 'when in Rome' agreement  :ohyeah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 17, 2021, 07:08:25 PM
At least the Dutch are gonna be the first to go underwater, so you're putting your money where your mouth is.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 17, 2021, 08:33:16 PM
nintex gets to be the dutch waterworld  :lawd
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 18, 2021, 09:25:38 AM
nintex gets to be the dutch waterworld  :lawd

He already drinks pee.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on November 18, 2021, 01:14:46 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1460963425987829767

Are you an ideal citizen?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
[close]

Pretty sure that the Bore's collective carbon footprint for playing lots of games wouldn't come even remotely close to the business leaders and CEOs who flew on their private jets to all the climate conferences and whose businesses contribute a disproportionate amount of carbon into the atmosphere.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 18, 2021, 06:08:17 PM
Proportionality aside though, it's not wrong to point out that a couple of billionaires flying in private jets aren't the problem, as much as mass industrialized production and general 21st century life style.
You can have Elon Musk take a bus, but if you still keep producing a hundred trillion tons of dogshit i doubt it's going to make much of a difference.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on November 18, 2021, 11:07:16 PM
Proportionality aside though, it's not wrong to point out that a couple of billionaires flying in private jets aren't the problem, as much as mass industrialized production and general 21st century life style.
You can have Elon Musk take a bus, but if you still keep producing a hundred trillion tons of dogshit i doubt it's going to make much of a difference.

You can take my Tesla, but you'll never take my novelty plastic dog shit!!!!!!!

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51XOLoRUs+L._AC_SY780_.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 18, 2021, 11:10:15 PM
nintex gets to be the dutch waterworld  :lawd

He already drinks pee.
heineken  ???
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 19, 2021, 04:05:06 AM
Heineken sucks everyone knows Hertog Jan is much better.
Drinking a glass of your morning piss is a common practice known for its health benefits but I don't do it myself.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: T-Short on November 19, 2021, 01:48:25 PM
https://twitter.com/veltman/status/1460798749446344706
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 20, 2021, 09:27:53 AM
(https://preview.redd.it/fx3ygmcqnq081.png?width=1024&auto=webp&s=bfb71ec052ae99e5a77ec319f918eb5e034f7f39)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 21, 2021, 05:52:51 AM
Under Taliban, Kabul's drug addicts forced into withdrawal | AFP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmPOXaeU2kw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmPOXaeU2kw)

Quote
I was a homeless heroin addict for three years. I can honestly say, this looks better than the treatment I received the entire time i was homeless in California.

Quote
This is amazing. I wish they would do this here in Canada!

Quote
As someone who recently lost a family member to an overdose I can only view this in a positive light.

Quote
We’d need to do this in UK

:tocry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on November 21, 2021, 07:10:54 AM
http://twitter.com/coreypein/status/1462245115523600388
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 22, 2021, 12:17:21 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEo--W0XwAg5JfD?format=jpg)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on November 22, 2021, 12:18:56 PM
our family has found it much cheaper to rent :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 22, 2021, 12:23:46 PM
Adopt a rescue.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 22, 2021, 02:06:24 PM
turkey is mostly trash so no big loss here  :yeshrug

I do enjoy frying up leftovers with some cheese in the pan on occasion  :-[
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on November 22, 2021, 03:12:07 PM
Can’t you just pay for the increased turkey costs with the $.16 you saved from the 4th of July cookout?

https://mobile.twitter.com/whitehouse/status/1410709115333234691
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 22, 2021, 05:38:40 PM
16 cents, imagine the savings.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on November 22, 2021, 09:39:10 PM
what a desperate tweet
 :picard

https://twitter.com/dislexicon/status/1410710433275650053
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 22, 2021, 11:43:24 PM
https://twitter.com/jonst0kes/status/1462457940070252553
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on November 23, 2021, 02:47:59 AM
16 cents, imagine the savings.
That's the price of a Ubisoft game 2 weeks from launch, not bad. :thinking.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: T-Short on November 23, 2021, 07:49:21 AM
https://twitter.com/rawdjur/status/1463088079611351040
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on November 23, 2021, 08:00:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YJTNQaZZBs
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 24, 2021, 01:47:38 PM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1463492508424544260
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 27, 2021, 06:54:41 AM
https://twitter.com/TanzaniaUpdates/status/1464152041757069321 (https://twitter.com/TanzaniaUpdates/status/1464152041757069321)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on November 27, 2021, 02:13:53 PM
Chickens coming home to roost
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 30, 2021, 07:56:40 PM
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1465307075567931395
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 02, 2021, 11:16:13 PM
https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1466425702543151107
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 04, 2021, 09:02:31 AM
When your President thinks he bought the dip
https://twitter.com/nayibbukele/status/1467003967133687809 (https://twitter.com/nayibbukele/status/1467003967133687809)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFwH5Y7UYAA5yr5?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 04, 2021, 01:14:56 PM
https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1466425702543151107
thigh meat domination is here at last  :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 05, 2021, 04:31:43 PM
https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1467594914556956672 (https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1467594914556956672)

:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 07, 2021, 05:28:02 AM
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1468164909062045697 (https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1468164909062045697)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Quaker on December 07, 2021, 05:05:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rmvPwrl.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on December 07, 2021, 06:00:40 PM
https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1467594914556956672 (https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1467594914556956672)

:dead

Few things speak to the sociopathic nature of an executive more than a plea for empathy because he may cry, even as he lays off 900 people immediately before the holidays.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 07, 2021, 06:15:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rmvPwrl.jpg)
That movie is like a window in the future. Are we 100% sure the writer wasn't a time traveler?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on December 08, 2021, 02:32:59 AM
http://twitter.com/djwillmartin/status/1466491155143544834
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on December 08, 2021, 08:40:39 AM
Nothing wrong with euthanasia.  :trumps
Unless you think they work like the suicide booths in Futurama.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 08, 2021, 01:22:25 PM
Why are we doing this again?

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1468634035308085250 (https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1468634035308085250)

Why have the graphics not improved. Did GameFreak make this?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on December 08, 2021, 02:20:07 PM
Why are we doing this again?

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1468634035308085250 (https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1468634035308085250)

Why have the graphics not improved. Did GameFreak make this?

We're not though. Some weird tech bros in California are pushing this and the general public is just a bit bemused by this thing that no one asked for and no one outside of those weird tech bros cares about.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 08, 2021, 04:08:21 PM
Quote
Think guest lists that number in the thousands. Gift registries that feature NFTs, or non-fungible tokens. Maybe even destination weddings in space.

“They’re going to take their friends on a space rocket,” Ms. Hammer said

 :notlikethis
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: HardcoreRetro on December 09, 2021, 04:30:53 AM
Can we somehow link the suicide pod and the metaverse?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: T-Short on December 09, 2021, 04:21:16 PM
Quite an incredible ratio on this announcement for an account with a million followers

https://twitter.com/Kickstarter/status/1468744619068436480
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 10, 2021, 06:59:54 AM
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedRewind/status/1469084671052967936

CLONING SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on December 10, 2021, 07:09:00 AM
Hollywood elites can clone themselves on a whim, yet it sonetimes is a pain in the ass to clone a hard drive :curious
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on December 10, 2021, 04:23:44 PM
Literally...

I mean, I can excuse 14 year old kids for abusing that word and using it in incorrect ways, but journalists?

The erosion of any sense of professionalism in modern journalism is one is the most damaging things to happen to western civilisation and we will regret it once we have completely destroyed it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on December 10, 2021, 09:11:25 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1469461325701079047

 :salute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Coax on December 11, 2021, 12:45:33 AM
Literally...

I mean, I can excuse 14 year old kids for abusing that word and using it in incorrect ways, but journalists?

Consider that it's Buzzfeed and they know that such usage of the word is sure to generate discussion about it. Anything to drive engagement.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on December 11, 2021, 01:42:03 AM
I know, but still...have a little professional dignity.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on December 11, 2021, 08:49:18 AM
you sacrifice that when you accept a job at the feed :maduro
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 11, 2021, 09:21:52 AM
They make up fake stories about golden showers in Moscow and support illegal wars, they have no dignity :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 12, 2021, 05:11:17 PM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1470099908808134668 (https://twitter.com/business/status/1470099908808134668)

CONSOOOOMM
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 12, 2021, 05:25:36 PM
https://twitter.com/AnnieTodd96/status/1469823181150203904 (https://twitter.com/AnnieTodd96/status/1469823181150203904)

https://twitter.com/AnnieTodd96/status/1469835599809028100 (https://twitter.com/AnnieTodd96/status/1469835599809028100)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 12, 2021, 05:47:03 PM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1470099908808134668 (https://twitter.com/business/status/1470099908808134668)

CONSOOOOMM
most people are doing this without choice already  :american
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on December 12, 2021, 05:48:07 PM
https://twitter.com/AnnieTodd96/status/1469823181150203904 (https://twitter.com/AnnieTodd96/status/1469823181150203904)

https://twitter.com/AnnieTodd96/status/1469835599809028100 (https://twitter.com/AnnieTodd96/status/1469835599809028100)
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 13, 2021, 04:40:11 PM
https://twitter.com/profwolff/status/1469725668648779776
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on December 13, 2021, 06:43:23 PM
https://twitter.com/profwolff/status/1469725668648779776

No schmear for bagels? Half of Long Island on suicide watch...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on December 16, 2021, 05:28:19 AM
https://twitter.com/profwolff/status/1469725668648779776
Wisdom from The Dick Wolf. Amazing name.

Good Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/rh0udv/script_thatll_keep_you_from_ever_appearing_away/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 21, 2021, 07:18:46 PM
https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1473212892505800706
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 21, 2021, 08:36:46 PM
https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1473212892505800706

https://twitter.com/Eli_Navvy/status/1473302706693545986

:neogaf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 24, 2021, 12:06:05 AM
https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1474169034337923082
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 24, 2021, 05:53:49 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FG1hLlTWQAEEpUa?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on December 24, 2021, 05:53:57 AM
https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1473212892505800706

https://twitter.com/Eli_Navvy/status/1473302706693545986

:neogaf
I'm starting to feel alienated.
Is it because i'm getting old, being left behind, or is a parallel dimension made up entirely of morons, manifesting itself?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 24, 2021, 06:45:54 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGWgMASXsAELkFC?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 24, 2021, 09:17:22 AM
https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1474169034337923082

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG9Izqp6WWU
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Quaker on December 25, 2021, 03:55:48 PM
https://twitter.com/stereogum/status/1459581059029426176
where's the video  ???

https://twitter.com/jaydetbh/status/1459024486188072965

:piss                            :piss2
(https://i.imgur.com/2wiH06q.png)
1. Wait, this is a lady doing the pissing?
2. Why does this sound like RATM?
3. Why is there a trumpet?
4. Of course the volunteer is a fat old white guy in Florida.
5. Holy shit that's a lot of piss.

10/10.

I love that in 2021 it's just up on twitter.com instead of having to go to the dark web or liveleak. I also find it incredibly hilarious and fucked up that(although mostly harmless) this is going to follow these people around forever. Like how do you live that down after it goes viral like that?
P.S. these dudes are responsible for the awful end credits Rage Against the Machine cover in Matrix 4.

Couldn't explain why it was a particularly bad/hilarious choice to my normie companions without revealing myself as a chronically online sicko.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2021, 02:25:20 PM
:mouf :piss2
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Quaker on December 28, 2021, 02:16:10 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/AndyGrewal/status/1475881014031360003
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 29, 2021, 05:24:53 PM
https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1476224034014924800
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 29, 2021, 06:26:21 PM
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1476146244384927748
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on December 30, 2021, 01:00:23 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/della_morte_/status/1476269580578439176

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on December 31, 2021, 02:14:00 AM
http://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1476665095707111430
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 31, 2021, 05:10:48 PM
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1476642629593051144
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 02, 2022, 05:48:02 PM
https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1477388573833900039
https://twitter.com/tszzl/status/1477464343147073536
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 03, 2022, 07:42:47 PM
https://twitter.com/MidnightMitch/status/1478041460301869060

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FIMQo1yXMAgYFNo?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 03, 2022, 11:02:49 PM
https://twitter.com/katiemaryrich/status/1477792996536070151
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on January 05, 2022, 06:23:55 PM
https://twitter.com/DigitalisHomo/status/1478094074909540354
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on January 05, 2022, 10:17:30 PM
Wow, i'd love to have a virtual lady comment on everything i buy!

"Didn't you buy Nutella last week, you fat fuck?"


Also, i love having to fumble around with a cartoon 3d milk carton, instead of quickly click "add to cart" on a browser page and be done in 2 minutes!  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on January 05, 2022, 10:21:39 PM
Wow, i'd love to have a virtual lady comment on everything i buy!

"Didn't you buy Nutella last week, you fat fuck?"


Also, i love having to fumble around with a cartoon 3d milk carton, instead of quickly click "add to cart" on a browser page and be done in 2 minutes!  :doge

Cross-posting from our conversation in the random gaming thread because it's relevant here.

Sure, they're ironing out the technical issues, but they are making no progress on the social and practical issues inherent in VR for gaming and for other purposes.

I may live to regret this opinion, but VR and the whole meta verse thing is just nerds with unlimited money trying to live out their 90s cyberpunk fantasies. It's dead in the water for mainstream adoption because the practical purposes are inherently terrible compared to other ways of doing things.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on January 05, 2022, 10:40:09 PM
For sure, i mainly look at VR for gaming, both arcade and immersive sim kind of thing, not as an alternative to do completely mundane tasks.
It's just the wrong interface.

In general, anything involving gestures is a failure when it comes to mundane usability, which is why Minority Report in bullshit.
If i have to be in front of a computer 10 hours a day, i'd rather move a mouse in a 10²cm area, rather than wave my arms around like a Goalie.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on January 05, 2022, 11:28:44 PM
Wow, i'd love to have a virtual lady comment on everything i buy!

"Didn't you buy Nutella last week, you fat fuck?"


Also, i love having to fumble around with a cartoon 3d milk carton, instead of quickly click "add to cart" on a browser page and be done in 2 minutes!  :doge

"I've detected you already have enough milk, you ought to put that back," she admonishes me as I add gallon after gallon, far more milk than one man requires.  The physics-enabled jugs slide around and two of them bounce out of the cart.  She doesn't seem to know how to react, and I decide I am done.

We finally visit the electronics department.  "Ah, I see you saved the best for last, we can get that TV you wanted!" she says excitedly.  My hand hovers over the "purchase" button, but I pause.  Suddenly I reach into the cart to pull out one of the gallons of milk, and her face falls.  I unscrew the virtual lid, and while solemnly locking eyes with her, I pour virtual milk all over the virtual TV.  Silently and with commitment, I do this again and again, until my cart is empty and jugs lie strewn about the ruined electronics department.  My work complete, I turn and teleport out of the store without making a purchase.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on January 05, 2022, 11:54:03 PM
Wow, i'd love to have a virtual lady comment on everything i buy!

"Didn't you buy Nutella last week, you fat fuck?"


Also, i love having to fumble around with a cartoon 3d milk carton, instead of quickly click "add to cart" on a browser page and be done in 2 minutes!  :doge

"I've detected you already have enough milk, you ought to put that back," she admonishes me as I add gallon after gallon, far more milk than one man requires.  The physics-enabled jugs slide around and two of them bounce out of the cart.  She doesn't seem to know how to react, and I decide I am done.

We finally visit the electronics department.  "Ah, I see you saved the best for last, we can get that TV you wanted!" she says excitedly.  My hand hovers over the "purchase" button, but I pause.  Suddenly I reach into the cart to pull out one of the gallons of milk, and her face falls.  I unscrew the virtual lid, and while solemnly locking eyes with her, I pour virtual milk all over the virtual TV.  Silently and with commitment, I do this again and again, until my cart is empty and jugs lie strewn about the ruined electronics department.  My work complete, I turn and teleport out of the store without making a purchase.
(https://i.imgur.com/dMI8kHT.jpeg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on January 06, 2022, 12:48:28 AM
Wow, i'd love to have a virtual lady comment on everything i buy!

"Didn't you buy Nutella last week, you fat fuck?"


Also, i love having to fumble around with a cartoon 3d milk carton, instead of quickly click "add to cart" on a browser page and be done in 2 minutes!  :doge

"I've detected you already have enough milk, you ought to put that back," she admonishes me as I add gallon after gallon, far more milk than one man requires.  The physics-enabled jugs slide around and two of them bounce out of the cart.  She doesn't seem to know how to react, and I decide I am done.

We finally visit the electronics department.  "Ah, I see you saved the best for last, we can get that TV you wanted!" she says excitedly.  My hand hovers over the "purchase" button, but I pause.  Suddenly I reach into the cart to pull out one of the gallons of milk, and her face falls.  I unscrew the virtual lid, and while solemnly locking eyes with her, I pour virtual milk all over the virtual TV.  Silently and with commitment, I do this again and again, until my cart is empty and jugs lie strewn about the ruined electronics department.  My work complete, I turn and teleport out of the store without making a purchase.
Gimme that virtual anarchy all over my face  :mouf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on January 06, 2022, 12:10:46 PM
For sure, i mainly look at VR for gaming, both arcade and immersive sim kind of thing, not as an alternative to do completely mundane tasks.
It's just the wrong interface.

In general, anything involving gestures is a failure when it comes to mundane usability, which is why Minority Report in bullshit.
If i have to be in front of a computer 10 hours a day, i'd rather move a mouse in a 10²cm area, rather than wave my arms around like a Goalie.

VR is definitely gonna grow in importance in medical and military processes, virtual tourism, sex... not so much mundane tasks or work conferencing.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 06, 2022, 12:37:12 PM
I liked that they showed the total for current items in your shopping cart.  That was the most absurd part.   
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Don Rumata on January 06, 2022, 03:24:24 PM
For sure, i mainly look at VR for gaming, both arcade and immersive sim kind of thing, not as an alternative to do completely mundane tasks.
It's just the wrong interface.

In general, anything involving gestures is a failure when it comes to mundane usability, which is why Minority Report in bullshit.
If i have to be in front of a computer 10 hours a day, i'd rather move a mouse in a 10²cm area, rather than wave my arms around like a Goalie.

VR is definitely gonna grow in importance in medical and military processes, virtual tourism, sex... not so much mundane tasks or work conferencing.
Oh yeah Google Earth VR is already very cool to use for that.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 06, 2022, 10:22:22 PM
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1478483036849250304
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 06, 2022, 10:24:59 PM
https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1479099324072005632
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on January 07, 2022, 01:10:39 AM
Do you really see a difference between the "them" and the "reality" people though?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 07, 2022, 01:47:55 AM
https://twitter.com/adamtranter/status/1479149037253238790
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 07, 2022, 01:50:36 AM
https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1478794691634155523
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on January 07, 2022, 10:37:12 AM
For sure, i mainly look at VR for gaming, both arcade and immersive sim kind of thing, not as an alternative to do completely mundane tasks.
It's just the wrong interface.

In general, anything involving gestures is a failure when it comes to mundane usability, which is why Minority Report in bullshit.
If i have to be in front of a computer 10 hours a day, i'd rather move a mouse in a 10²cm area, rather than wave my arms around like a Goalie.

VR is definitely gonna grow in importance in medical and military processes, virtual tourism, sex... not so much mundane tasks or work conferencing.
Oh yeah Google Earth VR is already very cool to use for that.

When my fiancee and I went to visit you guys in 2019, we did a tour of the Baths of Caracalla, and we had the pseudo VR app/cardboard glasses for our phones, that allowed us to see what it looked like back in the day, superimposed over the modern day version. Was really neat, definitely excited to see more stuff like this.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on January 07, 2022, 05:12:33 PM
https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1478794691634155523 (https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1478794691634155523)
That's actually a really good social media campaign for something that, at its core, is unlikely to get much attention. Particularly for a government organisation which is subject to so much oversight and restriction when it comes to social media.

The message is positive, funny and a bit silly. It takes advantage of dumb internet culture and turns that into eyeballs on their new consumer protection website. It also attracts a demographic which is notoriously difficult to reach for something like consumer complaints.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 07, 2022, 09:00:57 PM
https://twitter.com/Katelin_Nicole/status/1479171956616441859
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 07, 2022, 09:14:15 PM
That's actually a really good social media campaign for something that, at its core, is unlikely to get much attention. Particularly for a government organisation which is subject to so much oversight and restriction when it comes to social media.

The message is positive, funny and a bit silly. It takes advantage of dumb internet culture and turns that into eyeballs on their new consumer protection website. It also attracts a demographic which is notoriously difficult to reach for something like consumer complaints.
https://twitter.com/ZacharyZillman/status/1479270405328150528
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on January 07, 2022, 09:25:39 PM
You can see the seething rage in the male anchor's face when this guy who he already thinks is an idiotic attention seeker does something idiotic to seek attention.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 07, 2022, 10:33:30 PM
https://twitter.com/techreview/status/1479469656989646857
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on January 08, 2022, 10:21:50 AM
https://twitter.com/techreview/status/1479469656989646857

https://kotaku.com/vr-developers-add-personal-bubble-to-their-game-to-fi-1788237241

Quote
Belamire was visiting her brother when he loaded up QuiVR, an “archery Castle Defense game” for the HTC Vive that’s currently in pre-release alpha. While playing, Belamire had “never experienced virtual reality that felt so real,” she recounted in her Medium piece.

Only three minutes into multiplayer, Belamire encountered BigBro442, a floating helmet, bow and free-floating hand. Avatars look the same in QuiVR, but Belamire’s voice gave her away as a woman. Here’s what happened next in her words:

"Suddenly, BigBro442’s disembodied helmet faced me dead-on. His floating hand approached my body, and he started to virtually rub my chest.

'Stop!' I cried . . .This goaded him on, and even when I turned away from him, he chased me around, making grabbing and pinching motions near my chest. Emboldened, he even shoved his hand toward my virtual crotch and began rubbing."

Belamire said that the alleged virtual groping, while not real, is still “scary as hell.” BigBro442, she said, followed her as she ran away. When she couldn’t take it anymore, she took the headset off.

“Women are allowed [in VR], sure, but the BigBro442s of the world will make sure you never want to come back,” Belamire concluded.

QuiVR’s developers Jonathan Schenker and Aaron Stanton didn’t realize that Belamire’s essay was about their game at first. Their hearts sank when they read that QuiVR was the scene of the alleged groping. In an Upload VR post yesterday, Schenker and Stanton took full responsibility for what happened.

“This had happened in our game; this had been on our watch,” they write. “We should have prevented this in the first place.”

http://www.digra.org/wp-content/uploads/digital-library/DiGRA_2020_paper_272.pdf

Quote
ABSTRACT
This paper examines key discussion points among VR-interested Reddit users regarding a
controversial case of VR groping reported in 2016. Through a mixed-methods approach
that includes qualitative thematic analysis and quantitative coding, this paper identifies four
key discussion themes: 1) Conceptualization—what is the act of groping? 2) Ethics—what
is (un)acceptable about the act? 3) Action—what should be done about it? and 4) Vision—
what does this act mean for the future of VR? Within these themes, most comments were
dedicated to the questions of whether the act of groping in VR constitutes sexual assault or
sexual harassment, whether it is the individual’s responsibility to respond to this act, and
whether this act causes harm. These results assist in the formation of a framework for
understanding and addressing concerns related to unwanted sexual behaviours in VR and
other digital play spaces.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on January 08, 2022, 01:10:48 PM
Lol. BigBro442.

I'm not saying she made the whole thing up, but if you were the kind of person to make up a situation for maximum Kotaku online outrage points, this is probably the kind of username you would come up with.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2022, 10:37:45 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/mZYp6YE.jpeg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 10, 2022, 08:54:59 PM
https://twitter.com/MattGarrahan/status/1480556854862389251
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on January 12, 2022, 03:57:56 AM
https://twitter.com/MattGarrahan/status/1480556854862389251
WTAF is that?

https://twitter.com/techreview/status/1479469656989646857
One of the better pieces I've seen about the Zuck was from a woman who interviewed him several times over many years, and she observed that he doesn't realize the impact of the kind of large scale decisions he's making. This is also likely true of anything being developed primarily by engineers without actual test runs going on, prior to wide release.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 12, 2022, 12:55:11 PM
The real meta verse is here!

https://mobile.twitter.com/ShujaUH/status/1479821836321918978
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on January 12, 2022, 02:59:48 PM
how do you delude yourself into thinking you've provided the perfect orientation and viewing angle/fov for cows that isn't giving them a cross-eye or blurry image
 :duh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on January 12, 2022, 03:12:53 PM
how do you delude yourself into thinking you've provided the perfect orientation and viewing angle/fov for cows that isn't giving them a cross-eye or blurry image
 :duh

He's too busy fucking them to care.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on January 12, 2022, 04:05:52 PM
Any story that begins, "A farmer in Turkey..." is bound to be
 :oreilly :what :crazy :confused :trigger :hhh :steel
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on January 12, 2022, 05:03:09 PM
Why?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 12, 2022, 05:10:10 PM
I only want milk and meat from cows that are free virtual range.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on January 12, 2022, 07:20:34 PM
Why?
how do you delude yourself into thinking you've provided the perfect orientation and viewing angle/fov for cows that isn't giving them a cross-eye or blurry image
 :duh

He's too busy fucking them to care.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 13, 2022, 01:09:18 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/zj44abujchb81.jpg?width=388&auto=webp&s=e84ef29c2eadd86845d24e60e8a863d76fecee2c)

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on January 14, 2022, 12:47:30 AM
r/antiwork is such a treasure trove of "don't be a dumbass, management" - r/malicious_compliance is also dope.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 14, 2022, 02:21:36 AM
(https://preview.redd.it/zj44abujchb81.jpg?width=388&auto=webp&s=e84ef29c2eadd86845d24e60e8a863d76fecee2c)
Is management one person or did they make them accomplices?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 14, 2022, 02:54:55 PM
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/us-teen-semi-drivers-test-apprenticeship-program-82250783
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 15, 2022, 12:08:39 AM
Coming soon to a lane next to you

https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/1481764407881392132

Can’t wait till 10 year olds get to drive cause Uber needs drivers.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 15, 2022, 05:02:15 PM
Look we have to face the fact that all this trucking is going to be automated and you will lose your job
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/19/35/991935a3a595acc114019c131ae57e69.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on January 17, 2022, 04:23:03 AM
http://twitter.com/hodayum/status/1458598871471374337
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on January 17, 2022, 05:39:59 AM
http://twitter.com/hodayum/status/1458598871471374337 (http://twitter.com/hodayum/status/1458598871471374337)
That's kind of capitalism working though...to an extent.

A shortage in the supply of skilled labour means that workers are in the power position and are able to demand more from employers, possibly even asking THEM for references. I know that certain technical workers and many trade workers here are in very short supply. My brother is an accountant and he is having a huge problem finding skilled staff.

Anyway   :no1curr
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 18, 2022, 10:57:03 AM
https://twitter.com/moveincircles/status/1483069874020753411
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 18, 2022, 12:27:59 PM
https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/1483179177037676544
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 18, 2022, 12:54:44 PM
https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/1483179177037676544
:biden
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 18, 2022, 01:01:39 PM
Lettuce talk about it.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 18, 2022, 03:43:23 PM
https://twitter.com/HashtagGriswold/status/1483484132441264130
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on January 18, 2022, 04:00:00 PM
Climate activists put out that easy? Wtf I love the environment now.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2022, 05:11:13 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/r8rqbo75yhc81.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=db9de5338711ac366c1a493d8180cfc223201aea)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 19, 2022, 08:58:35 AM
Climate activists put out that easy? Wtf I love the environment now.

Only if you're a hot cop with a cockney accent. :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on January 19, 2022, 11:13:36 AM
Climate activists put out that easy? Wtf I love the environment now.

Only if you're a hot cop with a cockney accent. :(

:riot
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: naff on January 19, 2022, 04:28:05 PM
https://twitter.com/moveincircles/status/1483069874020753411

ngl, i took this seriously for a second  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 19, 2022, 06:06:22 PM
https://twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/status/1483917021616427008 (https://twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/status/1483917021616427008)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on January 19, 2022, 06:57:28 PM
https://twitter.com/moveincircles/status/1483069874020753411

ngl, i took this seriously for a second  :lol

So did I.
It's part of the plot from Brandon Cronenberg's Antiviral, which I recommend.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on January 19, 2022, 11:33:09 PM
https://twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/status/1483917021616427008 (https://twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/status/1483917021616427008)
Labour laws are a state responsibility, so it would be up to them to individually lower those laws, not the federal government. Morrison can suggest it though.

Going by that jouro's hair and the way she's phrased that tweet, I'm going to assume she has a pretty serious left agenda.


EDIT: Lol, just checked the source of the image and it's The Guardian Australia. Far left shitrag.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on January 20, 2022, 02:18:42 PM
Quote
------ is about to get more “inclusive,” with the maker of ----’s announcing its famed characters are getting modern makeovers and will have more “nuanced personalities.”

-----, Incorporated, the company behind the colorful, -----, announced Thursday a “global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive.”

As part of the new mission to increase the “sense of belonging for 10 million people around the world by 2025,”----- said the ---- characters — who serve as mascots of sorts for the brand — would be receiving fresh, new looks.

The ------, previously seen in ads posing seductively and strutting her stuff in white go-go boots, will now sport a pair of sneakers. A description for the ------- on the --------- website says she enjoys “being a hypewoman for my friends.”

“I think we all win when we see more women in leading roles, so I’m happy to take on the part of supportive friend when they succeed,” the ------- said on the promotional site.

Another character, the ------, described her motto as, “Not bossy. Just the boss.”

----- said in announcing the refresh that ------ — which were first released in 1941 — will have “an updated tone of voice that is more inclusive, welcoming, and unifying, while remaining rooted in our signature jester, wit and humor.”

"As one of the world's most iconic ------ brands,” Cathryn Sleight, -----’s Chief Growth Officer said in a statement, “who better to commit to a world with more moments of fun by increasing a sense of belonging around the globe than ------ ?"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/590560-mms-characters-to-become-more-inclusive
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 20, 2022, 02:21:05 PM
https://twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/status/1483917021616427008 (https://twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/status/1483917021616427008)
Labour laws are a state responsibility, so it would be up to them to individually lower those laws, not the federal government. Morrison can suggest it though.

Going by that jouro's hair and the way she's phrased that tweet, I'm going to assume she has a pretty serious left agenda.


EDIT: Lol, just checked the source of the image and it's The Guardian Australia. Far left shitrag.
I just imagined a bunch of 8 year olds driving fork lifts and thought it was pretty funny.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on January 20, 2022, 02:30:50 PM
Quote
------ is about to get more “inclusive,” with the maker of ----’s announcing its famed characters are getting modern makeovers and will have more “nuanced personalities.”

-----, Incorporated, the company behind the colorful, -----, announced Thursday a “global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive.”

As part of the new mission to increase the “sense of belonging for 10 million people around the world by 2025,”----- said the ---- characters — who serve as mascots of sorts for the brand — would be receiving fresh, new looks.

The ------, previously seen in ads posing seductively and strutting her stuff in white go-go boots, will now sport a pair of sneakers. A description for the ------- on the --------- website says she enjoys “being a hypewoman for my friends.”

“I think we all win when we see more women in leading roles, so I’m happy to take on the part of supportive friend when they succeed,” the ------- said on the promotional site.

Another character, the ------, described her motto as, “Not bossy. Just the boss.”

----- said in announcing the refresh that ------ — which were first released in 1941 — will have “an updated tone of voice that is more inclusive, welcoming, and unifying, while remaining rooted in our signature jester, wit and humor.”

"As one of the world's most iconic ------ brands,” Cathryn Sleight, -----’s Chief Growth Officer said in a statement, “who better to commit to a world with more moments of fun by increasing a sense of belonging around the globe than ------ ?"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/590560-mms-characters-to-become-more-inclusive
[close]

you got me, an excellent puzzle

could not figure it out but enough clues that I should have
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 20, 2022, 02:52:13 PM
(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article12923831.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/US-POLITICS-CANDY.jpg)

not a good look
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 20, 2022, 02:54:28 PM
Nooooooooooo, the Ess Jay Dubyas ruining my milk chocolate candy by making the making the mascots less horny. We used to live in a society, a proper society. :notlikethis
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 20, 2022, 03:20:14 PM
Nooooooooooo, the Ess Jay Dubyas ruining my milk chocolate candy by making the making the mascots less horny. We used to live in a society, a proper society. :notlikethis
There's nothing they won't try to take from us, Joe. #RESIST
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on January 20, 2022, 03:50:15 PM
Nooooooooooo, the Ess Jay Dubyas ruining my milk chocolate candy by making the making the mascots less horny. We used to live in a society, a proper society. :notlikethis

I know nobody likes change but at a progressive and futureminded company like Mars Wrigley Corp they understand it's important to be on the right side of history when it comes to creating a unified sense of belonging through the footwear worn by their talking chocolate shells.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 20, 2022, 05:21:40 PM
https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1484280018230468609 (https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1484280018230468609)

woops
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on January 20, 2022, 05:23:41 PM
I for one am glad to see the Mars corporation finally throw in the towel to Christians and mom groups everywhere, at last teenage boys will stop popping boners in the candy aisle and loudly asking their parents about that funny feeling
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 20, 2022, 08:29:28 PM
Quote from: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/green-mm-mars-wrigley-rebrand-sneakers-slut-1287965/
Let the Green M&M Be a Nasty Little Slut

The recent push to rebrand corporate logos to be more inclusive has, for the most part, been a good thing. Making Barbie more body-positive? Great. Renaming Aunt Jemima syrup? About damn time. Yet in brands’ fervent quest to capture youth audiences and capture the woke zeitgeist, they may be going just a little bit too far. Case in point: the slut-shaming of the green M&M.

Essentially, this is what happened: the CEO of Mars Wrigley, the company that makes M&Ms, announced today that it would be revamping the characters to make them more “current” and “representative of our consumer” (presumably, people united by their willingness to ignore the fact that they’re eating shittier Reese’s Pieces). How do they plan on doing this, you ask? By replacing the characters’ footwear.

This distinction is pretty negligible for the male characters (CNN goes into detail about the changes, but frankly they are men, and thus I don’t really care). For the female characters, however, the changes are apparent and formidable. The brown M&M’s heels have been lowered to a more sensible Alexis Neiers-esque kitten heel, while the green M&M’s signature go-go boots have been swapped out for non-descript white sneakers, the kind that Melanie Griffith’s character in Working Girl changes into at her desk to signal she’s a Girlboss with a head for business and a bod for sin. Let the river run, ladies! (Mars Wrigley did not immediately return a request for comment.)

For those familiar with the iconography of the green M&M, this change is nothing more than tectonic. I imagine it is similar to how the people of Wittenberg must have felt watching Martin Luther nail his 95 Theses of the Protestant Reformation to the church door. But it is also a major error on Mars Wrigley’s part, because the green M&M being a dirty slut, as signified by her iconic white go-go boots, is precisely what has engendered her a devoted fan base, particularly among similarly libidinous women and gay men who have embraced the character. Consider, for instance, this ad where she does erotic ASMR for no reason other than to give the male M&Ms a massive boner, then feigns ignorance at the impact her performance has. Can we, or should we, attempt to put a cap on such virulent, untrammeled female sexuality? Can you stop the wind from blowing? Can you prevent a dog from vomiting after eating too much cheese? Can you keep Twitter libs from being self-righteous about adhering to COVID protocols? No, you cannot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDoJNymbU1Q

The green M&M has spent decades building her brand as a horny, sexy bitch, and for what? For her creators to give her Larry David footwear in the name of feminism? For Mars Wrigley to give themselves pats on the back and big fat fucking raises at the next corporate retreat in Palo Alto? Guess what: the green M&M is a feminist, and she’s a dirty slut. We are real, and we exist, and we refuse to tolerate this disgusting attempt at erasure. We are given so little, and we have tolerated so much. Let the green M&M keep her go-go boots. Let her get blackout and suck dick in the bathroom at Acme on a Wednesday. This is what we want. This is what we deserve. This is what she deserves.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on January 20, 2022, 09:19:09 PM
New M&Ms characters

Red M&M

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:social
[close]

Purple M&M
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:social2
[close]

Brown M&M
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:aloy
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 20, 2022, 10:14:42 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/s8vcd5/i_heard_you_guys_would_get_a_kick_out_of_my/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on January 21, 2022, 02:03:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsJIpReqo5Q
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 22, 2022, 12:33:57 PM
Coverage of this ongoing scandal:
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1484724599241666561
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 22, 2022, 02:31:10 PM
https://twitter.com/sallydarr/status/1484626218037088257
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 24, 2022, 02:03:51 PM
Also, i love having to fumble around with a cartoon 3d milk carton, instead of quickly click "add to cart" on a browser page and be done in 2 minutes!  :doge
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1485470169795342338
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on January 24, 2022, 03:08:52 PM
Also, i love having to fumble around with a cartoon 3d milk carton, instead of quickly click "add to cart" on a browser page and be done in 2 minutes!  :doge
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1485470169795342338

suuuuuure i totally believe that this is what happened here  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 24, 2022, 04:23:31 PM
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1485146313582858241 (https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1485146313582858241)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on January 24, 2022, 05:30:58 PM
https://twitter.com/badbrainhaver/status/1485397748102934534

:dead

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:juche
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 26, 2022, 12:54:26 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKAA817XwAA62_W?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Kurt Russell on January 26, 2022, 01:24:47 PM
Quote
John Lennon's eldest son Julian is selling several pieces of music history from his personal collection.

However, he will keep the physical items as each piece of memorabilia will be sold as a non-fungible token (NFT).


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-60121538
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 31, 2022, 01:55:34 PM
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1487547625670946818
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 31, 2022, 02:46:50 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKTUrplX0AAbYGY?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on January 31, 2022, 02:51:25 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKTUrplX0AAbYGY?format=jpg&name=small)

(https://i.imgur.com/KDGUo7U.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on January 31, 2022, 02:53:03 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKTUrplX0AAbYGY?format=jpg&name=small)
new emoticon pls  :rash
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on January 31, 2022, 03:15:56 PM
All bore emoticons should be replaced with bored apes NFTs  :rollsafe
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 31, 2022, 03:21:43 PM
The Bore emoticons represent a proud tradition of right-clicking, after all.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 31, 2022, 04:15:41 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKci-WBXoAkMR-7?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rufus on February 01, 2022, 05:22:49 AM
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1487547625670946818
Is this a cry for help?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 02, 2022, 02:44:49 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKmFjIPXMAAngWp?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 02, 2022, 02:51:33 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKhEyDYWQAI2vlQ?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on February 02, 2022, 04:24:38 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/josephmdurso/status/1486342166607769603?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw (https://mobile.twitter.com/josephmdurso/status/1486342166607769603?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)


Of all people...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 02, 2022, 06:41:42 PM
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1489013450244337672

what could go wrong
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on February 02, 2022, 09:21:26 PM
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1489013450244337672

what could go wrong

https://secondlife.com/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 02, 2022, 11:06:21 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/02/02/facebook-earnings-meta/

(https://i.imgur.com/CR8QSMr.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 02, 2022, 11:09:46 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKci-WBXoAkMR-7?format=jpg)

I mean, I started editing HTML pages around 10 years old...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 03, 2022, 02:00:16 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/jherrerx/status/1488957981547020288

 :doge without jobs
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 04, 2022, 11:26:01 AM
Quote from: https://www.engadget.com/twitter-testing-articles-feature-114509387.html
Based on a new discovery by Jane Manchun Wong, though, Twitter is working on a new feature that would cater to the needs of those who want to share their thoughts on the website in one lengthy article.

Manchun Wong, known for finding experimental features within apps, discovered the existence of a "Twitter Articles" tab. The name itself signifies a long-form format for the social network that has long only allowed people to post bite-sized text messages, but its exact nature is a mystery for now. It's also unclear whether it will be available to everyone, if it does make it to wide release, or if it will be exclusive to Twitter Blue subscribers.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 04, 2022, 11:40:21 AM
Matt Stoller: Mergers Ruin Everything (https://mattstoller.substack.com/p/mergers-ruin-everything)

Quote
The thinking behind the combination of the telecom giant and movie and TV studio was as follows. AT&T sells lots of phones, and Time Warner has a lot of movies and TV shows. What if… you could watch Time Warner content on your AT&T phone? For some reason, no one involved in the deal admitted you could already do this, and thus the main justification for the deal made no sense. But that was the thinking.

At the press roll-out, AT&T CEO Randall Stephenson breathlessly argued the deal would let AT&T deliver content on mobile phones, leading to “the next wave of innovation in converging media and communications industry.” This Epcot-style fake futurism of stuff that was already commonplace was probably not the rationale for the deal - Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes’s $400 million golden parachute had more to do with it.

[...]

It’s been three and a half years since the deal closed, and what happened? Just moving away from the antitrust questions for a second, the answer is that it didn’t work out, at all. In fact, this week, AT&T got shellacked by Wall Street because it is cutting its dividend and undoing the merger, splitting off its content arm from its telecommunications service. So by any metric, the merger was a waste of time, money, and creative talent.

Of course, when it comes to whether the merger would reduce competition, it’s now clear the deal should have been blocked. To assuage the judge and enforcers, AT&T made many commitments on which it didn’t follow through. CEO Randall Stephenson, in response to government allegations he would raise prices, said “On its face, the premise is absurd.” The claim “literally defies logic to me,” he added. Naturally, AT&T immediately raised prices on DirecTV after the deal closed, which so enraged DOJ lawyers that they began calling the price hikes the “Leon tax.”

That’s not the only broken promise. AT&T also made Time Warner content exclusive to its own paywall, which is something it pledged not to do. It said it would add workers, but since the deal was announced until 2020, AT&T reduced employment by 41,000. The firm killed the cheap $15/month deal for pay TV promised in the trial, and sold anime service Crunchyroll to Sony, which helped create an anime streaming monopoly. And the vaunted ability to compete with Google and Facebook didn’t work out.

[...]

And AT&T-Time Warner is the rule, not the exception. Big mergers rarely work out, even for shareholders. Financial analysts Taiki Morita and Nick Schmitz recently looked at all 268,350 mergers in CompuStat from 2000-2021, and found that “corporate acquirers in the US generally tended to underperform the market. And the bigger the deal, the worse the returns. The firms in the 10th decile generated a -23% premium relative to the market in the subsequent year.” In other words, the government enforcers trying to block the merger had a keener sense of the interests of AT&T shareholders than Judge Leon or the CEO of either AT&T or Time Warner.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 04, 2022, 03:40:30 PM
https://twitter.com/RealSophiaRobot/status/1489327862092124170
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2022, 10:04:28 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/skit0a/sony_was_granted_a_patent_to_make_a_tv_that_will/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 05, 2022, 06:48:28 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/jherrerx/status/1488957981547020288

 :doge without jobs

Check out these Robot tanks too

https://twitter.com/theragex/status/1489710024486236168 (https://twitter.com/theragex/status/1489710024486236168)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 06, 2022, 07:17:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/gKhXDeL.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 07, 2022, 09:15:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/gKhXDeL.jpg)

LIFE HACK: You can save time and money by doing this without a GPS tracker or a bicycle.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 07, 2022, 03:30:58 PM
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/02/meta-may-be-forced-to-shutter-facebook-instagram-in-eu/

US next, please. Burn it all.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 08, 2022, 11:37:10 AM
https://twitter.com/FranklinH3000/status/1491078491907198980
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on February 08, 2022, 08:31:50 PM
I like chatting with the register clerks in the USA. They are responsive and cheerful. No-one speaks to the clerks in Japan. It's sad.

The self-checkout machines in both countries are horrible experiences that cause stress.

Choose a cheerful clerk. Chat (or not) based on local custom.

That is all.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 08, 2022, 08:34:42 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLFhDZxVcAI-VbZ?format=jpg&name=small)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
For clarification, what this "company" apparently does is subscribe to YouTube Music as you or I could, then download the music, issue a NFT to "claim ownership" and then re-stream it from their own servers.
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 08, 2022, 08:35:09 PM
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on February 08, 2022, 08:41:46 PM
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN TEA BAGGING AREA
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

FTFY
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 08, 2022, 10:47:54 PM
https://twitter.com/kevincollier/status/1491108695606181888
https://twitter.com/HodlModel/status/1491120430224388097
https://twitter.com/jackdwagner/status/1491140930090717184

https://vimeo.com/348396244

Before it got privated on YouTube:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLGH7tWVIAEbxWT?format=png&name=900x900)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 08, 2022, 11:33:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/gKhXDeL.jpg)

LIFE HACK: You can save time and money by doing this without a GPS tracker or a bicycle.
have you no morals, joe  ??? then the people you rob may be innocent. it's morally superior to entrap them and then punish them for it  :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on February 09, 2022, 09:41:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/4ePeNOm.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 09, 2022, 02:07:47 PM
https://twitter.com/foster_type/status/1491467846257311753
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on February 09, 2022, 02:10:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/gKhXDeL.jpg)

LIFE HACK: You can save time and money by doing this without a GPS tracker or a bicycle.
have you no morals, joe  ??? then the people you rob may be innocent. it's morally superior to entrap them and then punish them for it  :rejoice

You think one becomes an internet janitor by having morals?  :girlaff
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 09, 2022, 03:36:12 PM
https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1491443638160994304

👑
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on February 09, 2022, 03:54:51 PM
https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1491443638160994304

👑

I see eyes and mouths on the original!  :o

(https://i.imgur.com/rCUHUUY.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 09, 2022, 10:24:17 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLFhDZxVcAI-VbZ?format=jpg&name=small)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
For clarification, what this "company" apparently does is subscribe to YouTube Music as you or I could, then download the music, issue a NFT to "claim ownership" and then re-stream it from their own servers.
[close]
UPDATE:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLL3CgCVIAAZdyF?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 09, 2022, 10:53:08 PM
https://twitter.com/AlisonFisk/status/1491503286540812296
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on February 10, 2022, 07:56:34 AM
one of my aunts used to say "a bee bit her"  ::)

you absolute dumb motherfucker
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on February 10, 2022, 10:20:19 AM
You know they have teeth right?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2022, 10:41:48 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71Wf0blOfTL._AC_SY550_.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on February 10, 2022, 10:44:32 AM
You know they have teeth right?

have you ever been out for a walk and you look down at the sidewalk and you see something glinting in the light and you're like "oh what's this" and you pick it up and it turns out it's a bee tooth
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 10, 2022, 10:19:03 PM
Twitter misses ad revenue and user growth estimates; revenue forecast light (https://www.reuters.com/technology/twitter-misses-ad-revenue-user-growth-estimates-revenue-forecast-light-2022-02-10/)

(https://i.imgur.com/u4FGBEj.gif)

Forcing user to pay for access to a 60-second fake "edit" (actually just a time delay) isn't working out???

(https://i.imgur.com/EnH1YUV.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on February 10, 2022, 10:37:52 PM
Twitter misses ad revenue and user growth estimates; revenue forecast light (https://www.reuters.com/technology/twitter-misses-ad-revenue-user-growth-estimates-revenue-forecast-light-2022-02-10/)

(https://i.imgur.com/u4FGBEj.gif)

Forcing user to pay for access to a 60-second fake "edit" (actually just a time delay) isn't working out???

(https://i.imgur.com/EnH1YUV.png)
Giving a bunch of lunatics blue check marks and allowing them to make the place a toxic shithole is not helping with growing your userbase?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/LyEzc55maIvssTrfW6/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 12, 2022, 07:29:53 PM
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1492604443023474688 (https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1492604443023474688)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 12, 2022, 08:01:57 PM
Bringing my wire cutters to Wal-Mart. :mouf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 12, 2022, 08:07:47 PM
bondage steaks  :drool
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 13, 2022, 05:07:28 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLe7259XwAsSwKE?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 13, 2022, 06:50:39 PM
https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1492205086180876292
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 13, 2022, 08:26:03 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLe7259XwAsSwKE?format=jpg&name=900x900)

So it's Tamagotchi.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 13, 2022, 08:41:27 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLe7259XwAsSwKE?format=jpg&name=900x900)

So it's Tamagotchi.
I think it's more like SmarterChild with some bad CGI slapped over top.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on February 14, 2022, 01:47:26 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLe7259XwAsSwKE?format=jpg&name=900x900)

Can you imagine the type of data they're able to farm from that app?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 14, 2022, 10:47:24 AM
How many times the average user ejaculates per day?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 14, 2022, 01:18:03 PM
How many times the average user ejaculates per day?
https://twitter.com/VlCTORIANCHILD/status/1493072507385036800
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 15, 2022, 05:09:09 PM
I ran into this ad today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbllvQZRyh0

 :info
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on February 15, 2022, 06:02:01 PM
I ran into this ad today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbllvQZRyh0

 :info

Just what I wanted, interacting with my coworkers in what looks like a beginner's RPGMaker game.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 15, 2022, 07:30:03 PM
They should respect the OG.

https://youtu.be/0ypYG4d8ObY
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on February 15, 2022, 11:54:52 PM
https://ovice.in/

Yeah, a partnered company is using this as their virtual office solution.
It makes about as much sense as Facebook's Walmart simulator. :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on February 16, 2022, 01:15:55 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/dCCv9V7.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on February 16, 2022, 04:04:48 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/dCCv9V7.jpg)
Explains a lot, that.
There are so many Chinese e-money options in Japan to support their tourism, rampant prior to COVID19, it makes sense that those ventures would now be viable.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 16, 2022, 01:11:56 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLvK3vPWYAcK-FR?format=png)

https://twitter.com/boztank/status/1493661545426870277 (https://twitter.com/boztank/status/1493661545426870277)

How deep can you be in your own ass?  ???
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on February 16, 2022, 01:34:32 PM
Thanks for the clarification, Boz m8
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 16, 2022, 02:26:22 PM
https://twitter.com/polearmguy/status/1493583435767685126
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 16, 2022, 10:25:07 PM
https://twitter.com/hollykmichels/status/1493398987474276352
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on February 16, 2022, 10:37:06 PM
When I feel hungry for pasta I go to some Italian village for 3 days, not to tourist infested Rome :hhh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 16, 2022, 11:31:13 PM
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1494068088047902721
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on February 17, 2022, 09:11:45 AM
https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete

Quote
Barbara Campbell was walking through a New York City subway station during rush hour when her world abruptly went dark. For four years, Campbell had been using a high-tech implant in her left eye that gave her a crude kind of bionic vision, partially compensating for the genetic disease that had rendered her completely blind in her 30s. “I remember exactly where I was: I was switching from the 6 train to the F train,” Campbell tells IEEE Spectrum. “I was about to go down the stairs, and all of a sudden I heard a little ‘beep, beep, beep’ sound.”

It wasn’t her phone battery running out. It was her Argus II retinal implant system powering down. The patches of light and dark that she’d been able to see with the implant’s help vanished.

Terry Byland is the only person to have received this kind of implant in both eyes. He got the first-generation Argus I implant, made by the company Second Sight Medical Products, in his right eye in 2004 and the subsequent Argus II implant in his left 11 years later. He helped the company test the technology, spoke to the press movingly about his experiences, and even met Stevie Wonder at a conference. “I went from being just a person that was doing the testing to being a spokesman,” he remembers.

Yet in 2020, Byland had to find out secondhand that the company had abandoned the technology and was on the verge of going bankrupt. While his two-implant system is still working, he doesn’t know how long that will be the case. “As long as nothing goes wrong, I’m fine,” he says. “But if something does go wrong with it, well, I’m screwed. Because there’s no way of getting it fixed.”

Ross Doerr, another Second Sight patient, doesn’t mince words: “It is fantastic technology and a lousy company,” he says. He received an implant in one eye in 2019 and remembers seeing the shining lights of Christmas trees that holiday season. He was thrilled to learn in early 2020 that he was eligible for software upgrades that could further improve his vision. Yet in the early months of the COVID-19 pandemic, he heard troubling rumors about the company and called his Second Sight vision-rehab therapist. “She said, ‘Well, funny you should call. We all just got laid off,’ ” he remembers. “She said, ‘By the way, you’re not getting your upgrades.’ ”

These three patients, and more than 350 other blind people around the world with Second Sight’s implants in their eyes, find themselves in a world in which the technology that transformed their lives is just another obsolete gadget. One technical hiccup, one broken wire, and they lose their artificial vision, possibly forever. To add injury to insult: A defunct Argus system in the eye could cause medical complications or interfere with procedures such as MRI scans, and it could be painful or expensive to remove.

 :holeup jesus

(https://i.imgur.com/eE6N0bO.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 17, 2022, 11:11:00 AM
https://twitter.com/hollykmichels/status/1493398987474276352

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLpzBWQWUAA1xnW?format=jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLpzvaoWUAIHCff?format=jpg)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on February 17, 2022, 02:34:32 PM
https://twitter.com/hollykmichels/status/1493398987474276352

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLpzBWQWUAA1xnW?format=jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLpzvaoWUAIHCff?format=jpg)

 :doge
It's like people who get into hospitality business after watching MasterChef or other cooking shows.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on February 17, 2022, 02:55:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/PqKuwHv.jpeg)

:rollsafe
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 17, 2022, 03:40:26 PM
It's true, I had two murders happen here. One in the parking lot close by, and a guy stabbed his girlfriend to death about 2 appartments to the left.
I slept through the whole thing but it was pretty gruesome from what a neighbour told me and she had recorded her own murder because she feared it would happen.

Whenever locals checked it out, they quickly realized it was 'the place' and they bolted.
Some people also quickly moved away shortly after it happened.

Now I have a neighbour that grows 'medicinal' weed for his girlfriend (he's a chill guy tho, obviously) and some various East European migrants living in the block.
My rent still has gone up, but not as astronomically as it would have without those murders.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 17, 2022, 04:14:08 PM
https://twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/1494298199208734724
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 17, 2022, 04:59:01 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FL0qLgVXoAYpZ7B?format=png&name=900x900)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 18, 2022, 03:34:44 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FL13cZZXsAovN7p?format=jpg)

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on February 18, 2022, 09:03:54 PM
before i moved out there had been three separate stabbing deaths and a someone put in hospital with a baseball bat on my road within the last couple of years.

i left because the landlord was jacking up the rent. during a pandemic.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on February 21, 2022, 03:34:28 AM
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1494068088047902721

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebration,_Florida

They've tried this before. It didn't work out that well:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/celebration-florida-how-disneys-community-of-tomorrow-became-a-total-nightmare
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 21, 2022, 03:37:33 AM
This is a pretty good Disney failure too:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney%27s_America
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 21, 2022, 09:24:27 AM
BidenDisney's America
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 21, 2022, 11:27:46 AM
This is a pretty good Disney failure too:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney%27s_America

This only failed because the American public fought tooth and nail against it. The populace these days only suck Disney dick, and when someone as revered as Scorsese dares to say something critical they try to soft-cancel him.

Disney's America would absolutely succeed today.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on February 21, 2022, 12:50:12 PM
This is a pretty good Disney failure too:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney%27s_America

This only failed because the American public fought tooth and nail against it. The populace these days only suck Disney dick, and when someone as revered as Scorsese dares to say something critical they try to soft-cancel him.

Disney's America would absolutely succeed today.

uh I don't know about that...if it had succeeded it sounds like it would be #cancelled today

Quote
This is not a Pollyanna view of America. We want to make you a Civil War soldier. We want to make you feel what it was like to be a slave or what it was like to escape through the underground railroad.

— Bob Weis, Disney Senior Vice President (November 1993)

Quote
Peter Rummell, president of Disney Design & Development, stated the park was designed to be a one-day experience, and the goal was to make history "real but also make it fun." Rummell acknowledged that creating entertainment around historical events such as slavery and the Civil War could be controversial, but he elaborated that "an intelligent story, properly told, shouldn't offend anybody ... But we won't worry about being politically correct."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 23, 2022, 03:20:25 AM
https://twitter.com/jenny2x4/status/1495839709486284800
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Transhuman on February 23, 2022, 03:33:15 AM
This is a pretty good Disney failure too:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney%27s_America

This only failed because the American public fought tooth and nail against it. The populace these days only suck Disney dick, and when someone as revered as Scorsese dares to say something critical they try to soft-cancel him.

Disney's America would absolutely succeed today.

Killers of the Flower Moon is gonna shit over whatever disney pops out this year, i'm not worried about Scorsese losing to cartoons
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 23, 2022, 11:29:08 AM
This is a pretty good Disney failure too:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney%27s_America

This only failed because the American public fought tooth and nail against it. The populace these days only suck Disney dick, and when someone as revered as Scorsese dares to say something critical they try to soft-cancel him.

Disney's America would absolutely succeed today.

uh I don't know about that...if it had succeeded it sounds like it would be #cancelled today

Quote
This is not a Pollyanna view of America. We want to make you a Civil War soldier. We want to make you feel what it was like to be a slave or what it was like to escape through the underground railroad.

— Bob Weis, Disney Senior Vice President (November 1993)

Quote
Peter Rummell, president of Disney Design & Development, stated the park was designed to be a one-day experience, and the goal was to make history "real but also make it fun." Rummell acknowledged that creating entertainment around historical events such as slavery and the Civil War could be controversial, but he elaborated that "an intelligent story, properly told, shouldn't offend anybody ... But we won't worry about being politically correct."

I think you underestimate the amount of fervent cheerleading Disney receives these days.

Even Mulan filming in concentration camps or whatever barely made a blip of difference.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on February 23, 2022, 12:01:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8AOiWQg.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 23, 2022, 05:30:19 PM
This is a pretty good Disney failure too:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney%27s_America

This only failed because the American public fought tooth and nail against it. The populace these days only suck Disney dick, and when someone as revered as Scorsese dares to say something critical they try to soft-cancel him.

Disney's America would absolutely succeed today.

Killers of the Flower Moon is gonna shit over whatever disney pops out this year, i'm not worried about Scorsese losing to cartoons

:hesright
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 05, 2022, 12:50:07 PM
https://twitter.com/derektmuller/status/1499917897451380736 (https://twitter.com/derektmuller/status/1499917897451380736)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 05, 2022, 01:00:10 PM
https://twitter.com/901apo11o/status/1499970681282482177
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 05, 2022, 01:25:24 PM
https://twitter.com/derektmuller/status/1499917897451380736 (https://twitter.com/derektmuller/status/1499917897451380736)

I still remember the audible gasp in the theater when that shot was shown in I Am Legend. :lol

It got more of a reaction than the zombie scares. :lol

The other big gasp they had was for the Batman/Superman movie poster. "Like that would ever happen." :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 05, 2022, 02:25:56 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNG8krgXMAUW9gG?format=jpg)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 06, 2022, 10:32:23 AM
https://www.thedriftmag.com/what-was-the-ted-talk/ (https://www.thedriftmag.com/what-was-the-ted-talk/)
Quote
The most popular young person was a French woman who was using machine learning (the most interesting thing of all) to help refugees (the most inspiring cause of all?). She called her idea “tech-fugees.”
:doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 07, 2022, 07:42:51 AM
https://twitter.com/talkRADIO/status/1500804873704681479 (https://twitter.com/talkRADIO/status/1500804873704681479)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 09, 2022, 01:17:43 PM
https://twitter.com/TheDailyUpside/status/1501612384003117061
https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/status/1501605312876400646
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 12, 2022, 10:49:09 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/OaYvN7o.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on March 12, 2022, 12:59:47 PM
AI model detects mental disorders based on web posts

https://techxplore.com/news/2022-03-ai-mental-disorders-based-web.html?fbclid=IwAR10UoQxwQN6_CYraOdpe1yoMkpPe7d3aEO-l0UuCXYhmlqCuQz_vEW4Vqs (https://techxplore.com/news/2022-03-ai-mental-disorders-based-web.html?fbclid=IwAR10UoQxwQN6_CYraOdpe1yoMkpPe7d3aEO-l0UuCXYhmlqCuQz_vEW4Vqs)

Jeez, imagine deploying this to RE, it'll probably crash.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 12, 2022, 01:06:33 PM
 :rash
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 12, 2022, 01:10:21 PM
AI model detects mental disorders based on web posts

https://techxplore.com/news/2022-03-ai-mental-disorders-based-web.html?fbclid=IwAR10UoQxwQN6_CYraOdpe1yoMkpPe7d3aEO-l0UuCXYhmlqCuQz_vEW4Vqs (https://techxplore.com/news/2022-03-ai-mental-disorders-based-web.html?fbclid=IwAR10UoQxwQN6_CYraOdpe1yoMkpPe7d3aEO-l0UuCXYhmlqCuQz_vEW4Vqs)

Jeez, imagine deploying this to RE, it'll probably crash.

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/COYGe9rZvfiaQ/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e472nw7wzdhvo550kmjbct4c2b4o3iv5wdp5bggpd9w&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on March 12, 2022, 01:35:55 PM
Call me when it can detect mental disorders based on likes, or most importantly, on lack of them  :ufup
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 12, 2022, 02:49:53 PM
AI model detects mental disorders based on web posts

https://techxplore.com/news/2022-03-ai-mental-disorders-based-web.html?fbclid=IwAR10UoQxwQN6_CYraOdpe1yoMkpPe7d3aEO-l0UuCXYhmlqCuQz_vEW4Vqs (https://techxplore.com/news/2022-03-ai-mental-disorders-based-web.html?fbclid=IwAR10UoQxwQN6_CYraOdpe1yoMkpPe7d3aEO-l0UuCXYhmlqCuQz_vEW4Vqs)

Jeez, imagine deploying this to RE, it'll probably crash.

:existential
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 15, 2022, 06:42:16 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FN7K4owWYAYtd-K?format=jpg)

 :gbcry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 20, 2022, 01:27:55 AM
https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1505321676267048960
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 21, 2022, 10:06:47 PM
https://twitter.com/Arbys/status/1505939792592183296
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 21, 2022, 10:54:46 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0HDJgfJ.png)

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/mar/20/great-resignation-great-regret-employees-quitting

Quote
Employers across the US have been dealing with a historic shift in labor thanks to the pandemic. We know it as the Great Resignation, and the pundits have been falling over themselves to explain to us why employers are at fault. Now it looks like the Great Resignation may be followed by the Great Regret.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on March 22, 2022, 07:49:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/0HDJgfJ.png)

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/mar/20/great-resignation-great-regret-employees-quitting

Quote
Employers across the US have been dealing with a historic shift in labor thanks to the pandemic. We know it as the Great Resignation, and the pundits have been falling over themselves to explain to us why employers are at fault. Now it looks like the Great Resignation may be followed by the Great Regret.

I assume that this is here as an implication that late stage capitalism is desperately trying to retain workers with stories like this, but what they're saying is actually true, a lot of people don't understand what they've got until it's gone

Quote
That theory has been given credence by another study released this week by the job search site the Muse. Its study of more than 2,500 workers found that almost three-quarters of them (72%) experienced either “surprise or regret” that the new position or new company they quit their job for turned out to be “very different” from what they were led to believe. Nearly half (48%) of these workers said they would try to get their old job back thanks to a phenomenon that The Daily Muse is calling “shift shock”.

at the place I work there have been 3 or 4 people over the years who have left and immediately regretted it and tried to come back, one guy actually was able to come back but for most it's too late

one guy left for an IT position at a manufacturing plant, he got there and was told "oh we're a family business and we like everyone to understand everyone else's jobs here, so you're going to be working on the production floor for 2 weeks just to get a feel for what we do here"

 :titus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: james on March 22, 2022, 09:54:57 AM
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers; "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

They never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the cryptocurrency market works.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BisMarckie on March 22, 2022, 09:58:12 AM
Isn’t that the plot of Ape Escape 2?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 22, 2022, 12:21:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0HDJgfJ.png)

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/mar/20/great-resignation-great-regret-employees-quitting

Quote
Employers across the US have been dealing with a historic shift in labor thanks to the pandemic. We know it as the Great Resignation, and the pundits have been falling over themselves to explain to us why employers are at fault. Now it looks like the Great Resignation may be followed by the Great Regret.

I assume that this is here as an implication that late stage capitalism is desperately trying to retain workers with stories like this, but what they're saying is actually true, a lot of people don't understand what they've got until it's gone

Quote
That theory has been given credence by another study released this week by the job search site the Muse. Its study of more than 2,500 workers found that almost three-quarters of them (72%) experienced either “surprise or regret” that the new position or new company they quit their job for turned out to be “very different” from what they were led to believe. Nearly half (48%) of these workers said they would try to get their old job back thanks to a phenomenon that The Daily Muse is calling “shift shock”.

at the place I work there have been 3 or 4 people over the years who have left and immediately regretted it and tried to come back, one guy actually was able to come back but for most it's too late

one guy left for an IT position at a manufacturing plant, he got there and was told "oh we're a family business and we like everyone to understand everyone else's jobs here, so you're going to be working on the production floor for 2 weeks just to get a feel for what we do here"

 :titus
The key is in this sentence I think:
Quote
Working for a small business can be rewarding, fun and more flexible than at a larger organization. But in the end, we’re just a business.

I work at a small yet profitable business but we get candidates that want to stop working at a corporation while retaining all their corpo benefits.

We also have an employee that suffered from a burn-out due to all the COVID stress and working from home. And we did our best to help her paying for therapy and counseling and whatnot.
Her therapist told her that it was better to start working 3 instead of 4 days. Which is something she wanted but she still wanted to get paid for 4 days.
Now this is an employee that hasn't been 'profitable' for over a year asking for a 20% pay raise just 2 weeks after returning from a burn-out.

Needless to say we weren't going along with her demands and she has found another job (which is probably better for everyone involved) but I highly doubt it'll be any different.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 22, 2022, 03:47:20 PM
As the proprietor of an LLC now, it's interesting being on the other side of conversations. My big goal right now is to turn my two contractors into actual real employees, but holy hell is that a giant fucking mountain to climb. I don't think I can get there this year, but stranger things have happened.

Personally I'm trying to be generous and flexible right now because the relationships I'm building with the talented people I'm working with is more important than the short-term "eek out as much work for as little pay+benefits as possible." And my guys understand that I'm basically one dude working 40 hours/week at a local pizza joint to support them right now, so they've been really gracious to me. Transparency goes a long way I've found.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on March 23, 2022, 03:09:40 AM
Some portion of the Great Resignation is coming from reactions to COVID. There's a feeling of helplessness and lack of choice when confronting a pandemic, but the ability to tell your employer that you're done with them is readily actionable.

So, yes, I see this as related to the middle aged white guys fighting the greeters at Best Buy over their mask policy. This is related to the increase in "Karen" videos. People are at their limit, and acting out in weird ways. Quitting your job because you're fed up with everything makes more sense than most other options. I bet there's a spike in breakups with romantic partners as well.

This does not imply that businesses don't have it coming, and that the era has brought the unfairness unreasonableness of many practices into sharp focus. Tip culture should be banished. Wal-Mart should not be able to thrive with record profits while using a workforce which requires SNAP/Food Stamps.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 23, 2022, 03:25:25 AM
cost of living has risen enough to diminish any reasoning to give 40+ hours a week of your life away. you can be working your ass off and still not be able to afford your own place with enough extra to get out and enjoy life on your off time. why would anybody care about a job under these circumstances? whether they work or not, there are a lot of young adults stuck living at home with their parents. moving out used to be motivating, not that's been taken away for taken away for many.

you work, you're broke and miserable. you don't work, you're broke and miserable.  :trumps


out here in california the food truck/pop up vendor  thing has taken off. I'd say that could be a small part of it. once they start making enough, they happily quit their shitty jobs.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on March 23, 2022, 04:51:18 AM
If a subclass of "the working poor" exists, you can't call yourself a first world country.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 23, 2022, 04:02:17 PM
.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 24, 2022, 07:19:21 PM
https://twitter.com/carolrosenberg/status/1507081975470956548 (https://twitter.com/carolrosenberg/status/1507081975470956548)

:trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on March 24, 2022, 11:02:55 PM
it's also worth mentioning that some of these places with "now hiring" signs and ads, are not hiring people who apply. I know someone who got turned away with the reasoning "overqualified" or some horseshit, and they had recently been working the exact same job somewhere else  :doge

I understand the "overqualified" logic: hiring staff has attached costs, and if someone is overqualified, they're likely to leave for a better job, incurring those attached costs for a new hire.

Still sucks though, especially when I'm desperate for work.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 25, 2022, 08:40:53 AM
https://twitter.com/Gritty20202/status/1507007723870642188
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 25, 2022, 12:38:58 PM
Apple, Microsoft top list of most ethical tech companies (https://www.techrepublic.com/article/apple-microsoft-top-list-of-most-ethical-tech-companies/)

(https://c.tenor.com/3x63SNMKPogAAAAd/oh-wait-youre-serious.gif)

I know Oracle, Twitter and Facebook are probably fucking the curve really badly, but I still got a laugh.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on March 25, 2022, 01:57:41 PM
Apple, Microsoft top list of most ethical tech companies (https://www.techrepublic.com/article/apple-microsoft-top-list-of-most-ethical-tech-companies/)

(https://c.tenor.com/3x63SNMKPogAAAAd/oh-wait-youre-serious.gif)

I know Oracle, Twitter and Facebook are probably fucking the curve really badly, but I still got a laugh.

Yeah, my company made the list, I remember seeing the press release a few weeks ago.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 27, 2022, 05:44:43 PM
https://twitter.com/HousingCrisisW/status/1507935998923182082 (https://twitter.com/HousingCrisisW/status/1507935998923182082)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on March 28, 2022, 08:02:18 AM
Apple, Microsoft top list of most ethical tech companies (https://www.techrepublic.com/article/apple-microsoft-top-list-of-most-ethical-tech-companies/)

(https://c.tenor.com/3x63SNMKPogAAAAd/oh-wait-youre-serious.gif)

I know Oracle, Twitter and Facebook are probably fucking the curve really badly, but I still got a laugh.

Microsoft is tied to hundreds of millions of dollars in foreign bribes, whistleblower alleges (https://www.theverge.com/2022/3/25/22995144/microsoft-foreign-corrupt-practices-bribery-whistleblower-contracting)

:whatsthedeal
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on March 31, 2022, 05:30:33 AM
http://twitter.com/askamanager/status/1509246642364588040
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 31, 2022, 10:59:31 PM
https://twitter.com/gcaw/status/1509525298685128713
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 31, 2022, 11:01:32 PM
.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 01, 2022, 04:08:50 AM
If you clean up your act, learn people how to run things when you are not around and do your job properly before your vacation you won't get any calls of people aksing wtf you are doing or what they should do. :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 02, 2022, 12:43:40 AM
Amazon Workers on Staten Island Vote to Unionize in Landmark Win for Labor (https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/01/technology/amazon-union-staten-island.html)

@Bezos:

(https://i.imgur.com/L4vhhtt.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 02, 2022, 02:46:56 PM
The founder/leader of the union was fired by them in 2020: https://www.npr.org/2022/04/02/1090353185/amazon-union-chris-smalls-organizer-staten-island
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on April 06, 2022, 01:11:45 AM
http://twitter.com/askamanager/status/1509246642364588040
https://twitter.com/eilanora/status/1509247487432925185

Yeah, the answer there is "No."
Alternatively, "I'm unable to charge it, so it's not coming with. I'm unwilling to be responsible for company equipment on my off time, so it's not coming with. I'm on FUCKING VACATION so it's not coming with."
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 06, 2022, 05:28:07 PM
https://twitter.com/ENBrown/status/1511341982551060480
Quote
A 2016 state law prohibits marijuana edibles from being shaped like humans, animals, fruit or other objects that could attract children, and according to the Colorado Marijuana Enforcement Division, Holyfield's chomped ear is just too damn attractive.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 07, 2022, 09:17:10 AM
Can a football coach pray on the field tho?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on April 07, 2022, 10:02:26 AM
a christian who sleeps around a lot can be said to be praying the field 😏
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on April 07, 2022, 11:40:12 AM
1) why can't you sell human shaped edibles.

1a) This seems like something the gummy mfg should have known.

2). Shouldn't the ear be whole so you can eat the tyson part?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: james on April 07, 2022, 12:08:47 PM
If a subclass of "the working poor" exists, you can't call yourself a first world country.

Then who does my lawn?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 07, 2022, 05:13:16 PM
https://twitter.com/TheOmniZaddy/status/1511837974916444160
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 07, 2022, 06:42:50 PM
"on-the-ground alternative to flying"
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPv38DtVIBMmqUF?format=png&name=900x900)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on April 07, 2022, 08:15:36 PM
Theyve been doing this for a while you fear mongerer.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on April 08, 2022, 02:09:43 AM
The larger question is do their BUSES leave on time? Because their planes rarely do.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on April 08, 2022, 10:05:57 AM
I've never had a super late flight from AA

Ten mins maybe.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 08, 2022, 11:01:13 AM
Project “Zuck Bucks”: Meta plans virtual coin after cryptocurrency flop (https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/04/project-zuck-bucks-meta-plans-virtual-coin-after-cryptocurrency-flop/)



Libra


diem


Facebucks ®
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 10, 2022, 12:33:52 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FP_XdV_aAAIA_33?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 11, 2022, 08:32:54 AM
Amazon Workers on Staten Island Vote to Unionize in Landmark Win for Labor (https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/01/technology/amazon-union-staten-island.html)

@Bezos:

(https://i.imgur.com/L4vhhtt.gif)

Amazon has officially filed its objections to the Amazon Labor Union’s win in Staten Island (https://www.theverge.com/2022/4/8/23017252/amazon-alu-union-eleciton-objections-filing)


Amazon being super shitty? Who could have seen this coming...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 12, 2022, 07:49:59 AM
Driverless car appears to flee the scene after being pulled over by cops (https://arstechnica.com/cars/2022/04/cops-take-dim-view-of-autonomous-vehicle-driving-with-no-lights-at-night/)

Maybe robots and humans are not so different after all.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on April 12, 2022, 10:01:44 AM
Yeah they let the whites do what they want


Amirite

I'm the first one making that joke right




Right!?!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on April 12, 2022, 10:21:34 AM
Driverless car appears to flee the scene after being pulled over by cops (https://arstechnica.com/cars/2022/04/cops-take-dim-view-of-autonomous-vehicle-driving-with-no-lights-at-night/)

Maybe robots and humans are not so different after all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVKbF8khsrI
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Rman on April 12, 2022, 10:44:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aQgN_7oX0Q
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 12, 2022, 11:15:15 AM
I can only offer two solutions:

- Starting your own company
- Joining a union
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 12, 2022, 11:16:15 AM
Driverless car appears to flee the scene after being pulled over by cops (https://arstechnica.com/cars/2022/04/cops-take-dim-view-of-autonomous-vehicle-driving-with-no-lights-at-night/)

Maybe robots and humans are not so different after all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVKbF8khsrI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwHslqdUopk
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on April 12, 2022, 01:36:58 PM
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/biden-allow-higher-ethanol-fuel-sales-summer-check-gas-prices-2022-04-12/


The best capitalism is socialism.

Quote
WASHINGTON, April 12 (Reuters) - U.S. President Joe Biden will unveil plans on Tuesday to extend the availability of higher biofuel blends of gasoline during the summer to curb soaring fuel costs and to cut reliance on foreign energy sources, senior administration officials said.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on April 12, 2022, 03:45:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aQgN_7oX0Q
I'm sure all those people who used to work in subsistence farming really hate what capitalism has done to work
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 12, 2022, 07:17:58 PM
I was gonna say, some real hardcore historical revisionism in the first few mins of that video.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on April 12, 2022, 11:11:34 PM
I thought a yearning for the good old days before everything was ruined tended to be a conservative viewpoint

(particularly the good old days of majority industrial jobs)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on April 13, 2022, 12:15:03 AM
I was gonna say, some real hardcore historical revisionism in the first few mins of that video.
I didn't watch any of it, but it's pretty easy to assume that person has some Rose tinted glasses on if they think work only sucks because capitalism ruined it.

Let's face it, capitalism is probably the best thing that ever happened to work because it allowed many, many people to pursue their passions.

Without capitalism there wouldn't be an 8 hour work day and a five day work week.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on April 13, 2022, 12:16:07 AM
I thought a yearning for the good old days before everything was ruined tended to be a conservative viewpoint

(particularly the good old days of majority industrial jobs)
Have you been listening to today's so called lefties? Their politics is more than reminiscent of 70s conservatives.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 22, 2022, 11:17:00 PM
‘Decentralized’ web3 startups find out the hard way there’s no safety net (https://techcrunch.com/2022/04/21/decentralized-web3-startups-find-out-the-hard-way-theres-no-safety-net/)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on April 23, 2022, 06:10:45 AM
I was gonna say, some real hardcore historical revisionism in the first few mins of that video.
I didn't watch any of it, but it's pretty easy to assume that person has some Rose tinted glasses on if they think work only sucks because capitalism ruined it.

Let's face it, capitalism is probably the best thing that ever happened to work because it allowed many, many people to pursue their passions.

Without capitalism there wouldn't be an 8 hour work day and a five day work week.

 :lol :lol :lol :lucille
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on April 23, 2022, 03:42:45 PM
I was gonna say, some real hardcore historical revisionism in the first few mins of that video.
I didn't watch any of it, but it's pretty easy to assume that person has some Rose tinted glasses on if they think work only sucks because capitalism ruined it.

Let's face it, capitalism is probably the best thing that ever happened to work because it allowed many, many people to pursue their passions.

Without capitalism there wouldn't be an 8 hour work day and a five day work week.

 :lol :lol :lol :lucille
How amazing were those working conditions in communist countries again?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 23, 2022, 04:38:28 PM
I credit the five-day work week to the socialist hellgroups called "unions" over unfiltered, Libertarian-style capitalism. But that's just cause I know some (https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2015/sep/09/viral-image/does-8-hour-day-and-40-hour-come-henry-ford-or-lab/) history.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on April 23, 2022, 07:19:39 PM
Unions are a product and participant of the capitalist system and use its foundations of market supply and demand as tools to further their goals. Captialism doesn't exist in a vacuum without the participation of workers and unions.

Socialists are unsure of whether unions even have a place in a socialist system.

The attempts to implement a socialist system have categorically resulted in worse working conditions than those in capitalist countries. Compare China's 996 working culture to that of western capitalist countries.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 23, 2022, 07:25:26 PM
:hesright

I still wanted to call out the five-day work week thing, specifically.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on April 23, 2022, 08:09:46 PM
:hesright

I still wanted to call out the five-day work week thing, specifically.
On review, I did leave some thoughts unsaid, so I've fixed it below:

Quote from: potato
Without capitalism, and the balance provided by unions within the captialist system, there wouldn't be an 8 hour work day and a five day work week. People would just be worked into the dirt by their bourgeoise/communist overlords and replaced by the next willing warm body.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2022, 11:46:14 AM
https://www.neowin.net/news/leaked-document-reveals-facebook-has-no-control-over-user-data-and-where-it039s-going/

The company with the vastest amount of personal information on the most amount of humans has no idea where that data's going. That's comforting. (And unsurprising, to me anyways).

I wouldn't expect Twitter to be much different. Ad networks are data vultures that will exploit every private loophole in order to shave half a penny off a bid or place bids 0.21 milliseconds earlier than the competition.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 29, 2022, 12:36:33 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/birkmurkrow/status/1519796317379305478

 :yuck
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on April 29, 2022, 12:50:31 PM
Quote
prevent the practice, which has gained popularity in recent years

what?


lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 29, 2022, 02:48:59 PM
People sharing a communal space? Smells like Communism to me!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on April 29, 2022, 02:56:03 PM
Living with other people  :nope
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on April 29, 2022, 03:17:46 PM
this is why phrogging is better.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2022, 07:37:36 PM
Living with other people  :nope

Showering with other people :phil
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 29, 2022, 08:52:58 PM
There's more of those kinds of ordinances than you might think. Usually they're done with the goal of banning places where students would live, though Shawnee (a Kansas City suburb) doesn't appear to have any colleges so I'm not sure what the specific motivation is here. It's interesting that it was an 8-0 vote but the story quotes not a single person from the Council nor anyone who supported the ordinance.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on April 29, 2022, 09:45:39 PM
stop fact checking
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2022, 10:24:15 PM
‘Bossware is coming for almost every worker’: the software you might not realize is watching you (https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/apr/27/remote-work-software-home-surveillance-computer-monitoring-pandemic)


Quote
A survey last September by review site Digital.com of 1,250 US employers found 60% with remote employees are using work monitoring software of some type, most commonly to track web browsing and application use. And almost nine out of 10 of the companies said they had terminated workers after implementing monitoring software.

The number and array of tools now on offer to continuously monitor employees’ digital activity and provide feedback to managers is remarkable. Tracking technology can also log keystrokes, take screenshots, record mouse movements, activate webcams and microphones, or periodically snap pictures without employees knowing. And a growing subset incorporates artificial intelligence (AI) and complex algorithms to make sense of the data being collected.

One AI monitoring technology, Veriato, gives workers a daily “risk score” which indicates the likelihood they pose a security threat to their employer. This could be because they may accidentally leak something, or because they intend to steal data or intellectual property.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2022, 07:40:22 PM
Disney's writer wage theft, a year on (https://pluralistic.net/2022/04/30/disney-still-must-pay/)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on May 01, 2022, 08:17:20 PM
Disney's writer wage theft, a year on (https://pluralistic.net/2022/04/30/disney-still-must-pay/)
Quick, what's the next minority Disney can exploit to bury this?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 02, 2022, 09:44:50 AM
Disney's writer wage theft, a year on (https://pluralistic.net/2022/04/30/disney-still-must-pay/)
Quick, what's the next minority Disney can exploit to bury this?

White Males  :fbm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 04, 2022, 08:51:07 AM
https://twitter.com/BDSixsmith/status/1521787921245872129
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 06, 2022, 11:38:35 AM
https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/1522589983651074048 (https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/1522589983651074048)

:pika
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 06, 2022, 11:54:33 AM
https://twitter.com/NimbyPatrol/status/1522048127942897664
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on May 06, 2022, 01:44:53 PM
https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/1522589983651074048 (https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/1522589983651074048)

:pika

Riotous really hit hard times since he nuked his account
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 07, 2022, 07:12:18 AM
What level of capitalism is Ice Cube promoting Doge on Fox  :doge

https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1522644249925148672 (https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1522644249925148672)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 08, 2022, 12:48:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/4iZN6Ha.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2022, 05:06:34 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSgDQ8lXoAUmFXh?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 11, 2022, 05:24:50 PM
(https://i.redd.it/o8el80qh7ty81.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on May 11, 2022, 06:19:13 PM
(https://i.redd.it/o8el80qh7ty81.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQUNTX7rJyw
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 12, 2022, 12:16:34 PM
https://twitter.com/sarajhendricks/status/1524461104713318400
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 12, 2022, 12:43:34 PM
Nice try, Gwyneth Paltrow, I ain't paying $10 to shid my pants. I can and will do that for free. :bolo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on May 12, 2022, 02:29:50 PM
honestly I don't care how many sexual partners the alpacas have had
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 12, 2022, 02:46:11 PM
Imagine being so poor that you can only afford slutty alpaca wool. :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 13, 2022, 02:55:55 AM
imagine not knowing alpaca is softer than your mom.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 13, 2022, 05:46:37 PM
https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1525150731321257985
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 14, 2022, 06:37:36 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSuA_FtWAAIiWJ2?format=jpg)

Babies are just freeloaders
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 15, 2022, 12:36:48 PM
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1524731123795783681
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 16, 2022, 05:35:59 PM
https://twitter.com/caseyjohnston/status/1526182799480221697
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 17, 2022, 03:14:21 AM
re US baby formula shortage: this whole thread is  :lol :neogaf
https://twitter.com/pegobry/status/1526087938420969472

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 17, 2022, 03:22:43 AM
We often have shortages because Chinese or others buy up the supply when theirs is poisoned.

To fix this there's now a Dutch baby formula factory in China.

We've already been warned that the Americans are likely to start buying in bulk.  :doge
Same with arbotion pills.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on May 17, 2022, 03:26:45 AM
We often have shortages because Chinese or others buy up the supply when theirs is poisoned.
Same. There's whole businesses that do nothing more than buy Australian products like baby formula and stuff and send it to rich buyers in China.

#latestagecommunism I guess...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 17, 2022, 02:00:45 PM

(https://i.redd.it/axrg9p2sm1091.jpg)
https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/urn8zz/right/

 :lol :biden
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 19, 2022, 01:17:12 PM
https://twitter.com/coolmathgame_/status/1526676376237092864
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 19, 2022, 02:02:24 PM
https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1527087337422721024
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 19, 2022, 02:07:34 PM
Scrolled down on that account:
https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1526540231561793538

 :jeb
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 20, 2022, 06:55:04 PM
https://twitter.com/WomenPostingLs/status/1527654408548392961
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 21, 2022, 11:21:45 AM
The Information: Panic at the Discord (https://www.theinformation.com/articles/panic-at-the-discord)

Quote
The crypto party was as raucous as ever—and then someone turned on the lights. After a stablecoin crash wiped out some $400 billion in market cap last week, the crypto industry was left with shaken confidence and a massive hangover.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 21, 2022, 05:37:06 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptocurrency_bubble#Collapse_of_Terra-Luna

Quote
In the wake of Terra-Luna's collapse, another algorithmic stablecoin, DEI, lost its peg to the dollar and started to collapse.[64][65]

64. "Another Stablecoin Loses Peg as Algorithm Fails to Keep Pace". (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-16/another-stablecoin-loses-its-peg-as-algorithm-fails-to-keep-pace) Bloomberg.com. 2022-05-16. Retrieved 2022-05-17.

65. Clark, Mitchell (2022-05-16). "More stablecoins are destabilizing, sparking even more shenanigans" (https://www.theverge.com/2022/5/16/23075139/stablecoin-terra-crash-depeg-dei-fantom-usd-scream-defi-instability). The Verge. Retrieved 2022-05-17.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 23, 2022, 06:04:38 PM
https://twitter.com/mckinleaf/status/1528614859075907585 (https://twitter.com/mckinleaf/status/1528614859075907585)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on May 23, 2022, 08:34:21 PM
How do I pick all of them?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 24, 2022, 01:06:27 PM
'Plan for the worst', Y Combinator tells startup founders as global markets go into a tailspin (https://www.cnbctv18.com/startup/plan-for-the-worst-y-combinator-tells-startup-founders-as-global-markets-go-into-a-tailspin-13548162.htm)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 24, 2022, 01:14:29 PM
'Plan for the worst', Y Combinator tells startup founders as global markets go into a tailspin (https://www.cnbctv18.com/startup/plan-for-the-worst-y-combinator-tells-startup-founders-as-global-markets-go-into-a-tailspin-13548162.htm)

It'll be much worse than they can possibly imagine.
I pretty much expect the bottom to drop out from under the non-essential tech market with the exception of video games and other forms of 'cheap' entertainment.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 25, 2022, 04:52:36 PM
https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1528838175891681280

 :money
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on May 25, 2022, 06:30:10 PM
https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1528838175891681280

 :money
I wonder what he'd do if you took his anarchist philosophy to heart and just decided to steal all his shit?

What's he going to do, call the police?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 25, 2022, 07:33:59 PM
https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1528838175891681280

 :money

Fuck the Leafs 8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 26, 2022, 10:15:36 AM
https://theanarchist.ca/the-shop


Making a killing on decals and shirts.

dat hustle.


Also:

Quote
Powered by GoDaddy

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 26, 2022, 02:29:09 PM
Amazon investors nuke ethics overhaul and say yes to $212m CEO pay (https://www.theregister.com/2022/05/26/amazon_investors_kill_15_proposals/)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on May 28, 2022, 07:46:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcNbIm0fRxk
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 30, 2022, 05:30:18 PM
https://twitter.com/PopeyeTweetsk/status/1531290341697110017 (https://twitter.com/PopeyeTweetsk/status/1531290341697110017)

https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/1531259137086181379 (https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/1531259137086181379)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 01, 2022, 03:32:30 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FUG6-htWIAAPmnj?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2022, 07:33:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuXzvjBYW8A
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 05, 2022, 07:01:38 AM
https://twitter.com/RoyalReporterUK/status/1533163143005880320 (https://twitter.com/RoyalReporterUK/status/1533163143005880320)

Guess they're getting practice for the deepfake.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on June 09, 2022, 03:17:21 AM
https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1534208644002111488
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FUuofjrX0AInmBD?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2022, 05:25:20 PM
WIRED: The Bad Times Are Coming for Startups (https://www.wired.com/story/startups-layoffs-economy-bad-times/)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 18, 2022, 04:02:00 AM
https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1537754965774573569 (https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1537754965774573569)

:wut
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 21, 2022, 09:46:02 AM
https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1539001808957321217
https://twitter.com/JoeThrashnkill/status/1539005735463317505
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on June 22, 2022, 10:20:44 PM
That's dumb.

I mean, it's not Beatles' Apple Corps vs. Apple dumb, but it's pretty dumb.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on June 22, 2022, 11:08:22 PM
Pretty similar logos though.

I think the danger for the water brand is that it might be seen that they are owned or associated with Nuclear Blast given how much synergy there si between the brands and the way they market themselves.

Still, don't be typical fucking millennial dicks about it on social media.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on June 23, 2022, 02:01:32 AM
https://twitter.com/Tr3vin/status/1539697003650842624
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on June 23, 2022, 01:47:09 PM
Anyone remember the MOLLYWATR debacle?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on June 25, 2022, 02:21:30 AM
https://www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-and-radio/sbs-drama-about-exploited-delivery-riders-tries-to-hire-extras-without-pay-20220624-p5awf2.html (https://www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-and-radio/sbs-drama-about-exploited-delivery-riders-tries-to-hire-extras-without-pay-20220624-p5awf2.html)

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on June 25, 2022, 06:58:32 PM
Flouting writing union bargaining agreements :wag
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on June 25, 2022, 07:48:22 PM
What makes it worse is that SBS is the government-owned multicultural broadcaster. They should all know much better.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on June 26, 2022, 12:52:35 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FWH-mA2WIAEbMfA?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 26, 2022, 12:41:23 PM
https://twitter.com/mask_bastard/status/1541092539167653888 (https://twitter.com/mask_bastard/status/1541092539167653888)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2022, 07:29:48 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/drmkzq82y5891.jpg?width=587&auto=webp&s=34ff51af1d344c67b5ca06bbcc22abd024225690)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on June 27, 2022, 09:32:00 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/drmkzq82y5891.jpg?width=587&auto=webp&s=34ff51af1d344c67b5ca06bbcc22abd024225690)
Signs you live in a broken society...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on June 28, 2022, 07:27:20 AM
That's dumb.

I mean, it's not Beatles' Apple Corps vs. Apple dumb, but it's pretty dumb.

Quote
Hey Justin. This is Mike the founder of Liquid Death. Really sorry for this whole shit-uation

Quote
Anyone who thinks you stole anything as an artist is an idiot. You were just drawing cool skulls, same as Will Carsola who did our logo and a lot of our art, and same as Steiner just drawing cool skulls on his Insta. No one copied anyone. And it's my fault for this misfire on making a joke in public that started this whole pointless debate in the first place. NB can monetize the skull you drew for them however they want. We don't care and never really did. Hopefully they at least paid you well. And I was serious, would love to pay you to do a piece for the bottom of our case box. Your are is rad. My bad joke was not.

Me thinks the lady doth curr too much.

https://loudwire.com/liquid-death-apologize-joke-nuclear-blast-logo-backfires/ (https://loudwire.com/liquid-death-apologize-joke-nuclear-blast-logo-backfires/)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on July 01, 2022, 08:04:59 AM
https://twitter.com/EA/status/1542706383694565378
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on July 01, 2022, 01:32:38 PM
This is what happens when 45 year old men try to run social media accounts for big corporate entities while trying to sound "how do you do, fellow kids".
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on July 01, 2022, 02:04:47 PM
https://twitter.com/EA/status/1542706383694565378

Like EA even know what a 10 is :smug

Now, where’s my sick custom tag, mods?  :ego
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on July 01, 2022, 03:08:59 PM
(https://i.redd.it/4a9fo1xu5z891.jpg)

(https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2015%2F10%2F30%2F635817712948099111191818704_future.gif&ho=http:%2F%2Fcdn1.theodysseyonline.com&s=684&h=3a4a655218644570c0c499b5e869900d2d38d2c96f8f7618c1ed71523772893f&size=980x&c=1348913337)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 01, 2022, 03:33:17 PM
Sometimes I'm afraid the NFT guys will actually be right and there will be a massive market for them just because they exist.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 01, 2022, 03:53:39 PM
I guess that guy is just unaware of the perpetual "did/do QR codes actually get used?" debate that pops up at least a few times a year.

NFC almost definitely has far wider consumer usage.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on July 01, 2022, 05:38:58 PM
I think QR codes had their mainstream moment with COVID and their use for contact tracing (at least here they did).
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 01, 2022, 06:26:19 PM
Non Fungible Cans
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: jorma on July 02, 2022, 04:01:44 AM
the qr codes are sometimes used here by online shopping sites to connect with your bank-id for payment options.

but it's not a very common solution, there are much easier options available
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on July 02, 2022, 05:42:20 AM
https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1543085524511903745
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 03, 2022, 06:54:30 PM
https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1543726369913425924 (https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1543726369913425924)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on July 03, 2022, 11:15:39 PM
There was a Black Mirror episode about that
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 04, 2022, 06:39:39 PM
https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1544025147694321667 (https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1544025147694321667)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on July 05, 2022, 07:04:22 PM
Sometimes I'm afraid the NFT guys will actually be right and there will be a massive market for them just because they exist.
How are Beanie Babies doing, now?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Polident Hive on July 05, 2022, 10:49:21 PM
https://twitter.com/dollypillled/status/1544413700450238464
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 06, 2022, 07:53:51 AM
:lol :umad
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on July 06, 2022, 08:19:04 AM
i live in a seaside town where second home WANKERS flock in with their teslas in the summer.

muskian aesthetics seem positively ozymandian when confronted with a thick layer of sea salt condensation and repeated salvos of seagull shit.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 06, 2022, 03:29:59 PM
https://twitter.com/JakeKwon88/status/1544517655058534402 (https://twitter.com/JakeKwon88/status/1544517655058534402)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 07, 2022, 02:09:42 PM
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1545014781819625473 (https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1545014781819625473)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on July 09, 2022, 09:31:31 PM
So, I just walked past an Apple store at opening time and the staff literally clapped and cheered as the doors opened.

WTF?

I would personally walk the guy who came up with that to the guillotine and support the interment of those staff who participate in a re-education camp.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 10, 2022, 10:19:17 AM
That's some Pod People/WestWorld Season 4 type shit.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Coax on July 10, 2022, 10:59:30 AM
It's tradition :doge

(https://i.imgur.com/cpUGpgj.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on July 10, 2022, 03:54:22 PM
Uber colluded with politicians to try to insert themselves in markets ?
:pika
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 10, 2022, 04:14:46 PM
The best part is they colluded with Neelie Kroes, who back then was supposed to regulate such companies :trumps

She also denied this multiple times on national TV when 'conspiracy theorists' confronted her with these 'falsehoods'.
Those conspiracy theorists were then rightfully cancelled from talkshows for spreading fake news and disinformation.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 11, 2022, 03:27:46 AM
https://twitter.com/RadioGenova/status/1546222330464043010 (https://twitter.com/RadioGenova/status/1546222330464043010)
Just upgrade your systems :juche
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BrokenVerses on July 11, 2022, 11:34:26 AM
You gotta love how petulant some of these articles about an incoming recession sound.

You can tell the super tight labor market that shifted some power back to employees for the first time in years really got under some people's skin. There's a real "just you wait, you'll learn your place" tone to them lol (looking at you WSJ Op-Ed page).
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 12, 2022, 01:05:15 AM
https://twitter.com/Birdyword/status/1546504006670946304
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on July 12, 2022, 02:25:46 AM
I know some of the fields in India are substandard, but that pitch is artificial grass ffs.

Don't bet on sports you don't understand you Ivan fucktards.


Edit: Fucking lol at the standard of that bowling and batting.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on July 12, 2022, 04:42:16 AM
https://twitter.com/PiaGlenn/status/1546610095391375361
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 12, 2022, 07:27:37 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/news/series/uber-files
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on July 12, 2022, 08:05:08 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Svfenet.png?1)
 :jawalrus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 14, 2022, 01:23:50 PM
You gotta love how petulant some of these articles about an incoming recession sound.

You can tell the super tight labor market that shifted some power back to employees for the first time in years really got under some people's skin. There's a real "just you wait, you'll learn your place" tone to them lol (looking at you WSJ Op-Ed page).

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FXkRpn5WAAARAOY?format=jpg)

"Thank you for helping us bring down inflation poor person." :snob
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 14, 2022, 01:33:33 PM
https://twitter.com/CianClarke1/status/1547120664653578240
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 14, 2022, 06:20:02 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FXon8X-UcAE5ogS?format=jpg)

goddamn these takes
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 15, 2022, 09:27:08 PM
Crypto Outfit Celsius Owes $4.7 Billion to Users But Doesn't Have Money to Pay Them (https://gizmodo.com/celsius-bankrupt-billion-money-crypto-bitcoin-price-cel-1849181797)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 16, 2022, 01:06:59 AM
Quote from: puck.news
—Netflix and shill: It’s hard not to see Netflix’s ad deal with Microsoft as a precursor to a possible acquisition (if the government would allow that after the Activision Blizzard deal). The combination of Xbox, all its game studios, Minecraft, and Netflix would be super powerful within the world’s third largest company. Netflix is relatively cheap these days, and remember, co-C.E.O. Reed Hastings previously sat on the Microsoft board.

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on July 17, 2022, 09:32:43 AM
https://twitter.com/wheelswordsmith/status/1547927082529062912
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 18, 2022, 09:52:30 AM
https://twitter.com/francis_scarr/status/1548992984946974720 (https://twitter.com/francis_scarr/status/1548992984946974720)

:titus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 19, 2022, 07:42:34 AM
https://twitter.com/ShellEnergyHome/status/1548982161046388737 (https://twitter.com/ShellEnergyHome/status/1548982161046388737)

:info
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on July 20, 2022, 06:38:00 AM
https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1549408155104292865
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 20, 2022, 02:08:13 PM
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1549790086656581640 (https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1549790086656581640)

:juche


Very soon the World Bank, WEF and IMF will point to China has a wonderful example of how to deal with the inflation and energy crisis.
"We can all learn a lot from China" the economic experts will say. The Wapo headlines: "China takes bold steps, when is Biden stepping up to the plate?"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on July 20, 2022, 03:54:33 PM
Fuck China. Fuck communist scum.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on July 20, 2022, 06:51:04 PM
Fuck China. Fuck communist scum.

um sweaty you are supposed to say fuck the CCP, don't denigrate the average citizens of china
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on July 22, 2022, 05:12:28 PM
https://twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1550151032642195461
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Mostima on July 22, 2022, 10:48:48 PM
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1549790086656581640 (https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1549790086656581640)

:juche


Very soon the World Bank, WEF and IMF will point to China has a wonderful example of how to deal with the inflation and energy crisis.
"We can all learn a lot from China" the economic experts will say. The Wapo headlines: "China takes bold steps, when is Biden stepping up to the plate?"

 :doge

https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-china-tanks-bank-protest-597006254172
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: OnlyRegret on July 23, 2022, 06:59:30 PM
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1549790086656581640 (https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1549790086656581640)

:juche


Very soon the World Bank, WEF and IMF will point to China has a wonderful example of how to deal with the inflation and energy crisis.
"We can all learn a lot from China" the economic experts will say. The Wapo headlines: "China takes bold steps, when is Biden stepping up to the plate?"

always so confusing to see the not-so-communist chicoms

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2022, 09:52:26 PM
Quote
always so confusing to see the not-so-communist chicoms

Not following a cursory glance of history...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 24, 2022, 02:03:56 PM
https://twitter.com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1551241924396343296 (https://twitter.com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1551241924396343296)

:juche
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on July 24, 2022, 02:46:13 PM
The US government becoming more like the bire.

Can’t use the r word here either  :rodney
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 25, 2022, 07:47:22 PM
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1551708931956920320 (https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1551708931956920320)

:wut
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 26, 2022, 07:06:48 PM
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1552022182590664705 (https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1552022182590664705)

So what is it you clowns  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 26, 2022, 07:59:36 PM
https://www.theverge.com/23277797/mark-zuckerberg-meta-facebook-employees-pressure (https://www.theverge.com/23277797/mark-zuckerberg-meta-facebook-employees-pressure)
Quote
“Realistically, there are probably a bunch of people at the company who shouldn’t be here,” Zuckerberg said on the June 30th call, according to a recording obtained by The Verge. “And part of my hope by raising expectations and having more aggressive goals, and just kind of turning up the heat a little bit, is that I think some of you might just say that this place isn’t for you. And that self-selection is okay with me.”

Comments on Workplace, the company’s internal version of Facebook for employees, came flying in. “This is war-time, we need a war-time CEO,” one wrote. “Beast mode activated,” a second employee posted.

Quote
But Zuckerberg did deliver on the promise of transparency: his employees now understood how he really felt about them.
:dead
Quote
“I think during a lot of the COVID period, I kind of bias[ed] towards more flexibility and convenience for people,” he said. But now, he’d noticed people making personal appointments in the middle of the day, making it hard for even the CEO to get everyone to attend a meeting.
:trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 26, 2022, 08:21:15 PM
Self-selection is, again, code for a company in trouble.  Which we just saw with Netflix and Tesla. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on July 26, 2022, 11:50:58 PM
they also just announced increasing the price of the quest 2 vr headsets by $100 in a couple days  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 27, 2022, 04:59:09 AM
https://twitter.com/kittypurrzog/status/1551970924030599168

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://twitter.com/BeezyManzell/status/1552042425379536896
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on July 29, 2022, 08:37:21 PM
https://twitter.com/willystaley/status/1552736176590708736
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 30, 2022, 12:40:44 PM
https://twitter.com/prans_rocks/status/1553082138408669186 (https://twitter.com/prans_rocks/status/1553082138408669186)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on July 30, 2022, 03:52:34 PM
https://twitter.com/prans_rocks/status/1553082138408669186 (https://twitter.com/prans_rocks/status/1553082138408669186)
So many different types of wrong in that photo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 01, 2022, 12:40:53 PM
Hell yeah there is, I've been ordering all my Maccas from home and paying for it like a chump. From now on I'm ordering from a hospital and getting it for free. :mouf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on August 04, 2022, 01:14:05 AM
https://twitter.com/UnionBustingBot/status/1554514562497519616
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 06, 2022, 05:28:42 AM
https://twitter.com/plankwav/status/1555664731834302465 (https://twitter.com/plankwav/status/1555664731834302465)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 07, 2022, 11:02:24 AM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1556182875900465153 (https://twitter.com/business/status/1556182875900465153)

Ze Are Completely Climate Neutral :tophat
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on August 07, 2022, 12:53:13 PM
Sri Lanka has a population of 21 million, how is that tiny? :snob
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: archnemesis on August 08, 2022, 04:01:39 AM
Sri Lanka has a population of 21 million, how is that tiny? :snob
It's not that tiny. It has a population density below India, Japan, and the Netherlands.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on August 08, 2022, 10:02:11 AM
Mini Mike Bloomberg projecting again :trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: VomKriege on August 08, 2022, 05:41:25 PM
https://twitter.com/PresidentToguro/status/1556433662949875712
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 09, 2022, 11:40:50 PM
CryptoDickbutts Ethereum NFTs Surge 690% in Daily Sales Volume (https://decrypt.co/106914/why-cryptodickbutts-ethereum-nft-surging-in-volume)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on August 10, 2022, 07:36:28 AM
Nice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 10, 2022, 01:22:11 PM
Cost of living increase across Europe. It's about even with inflation (+ ~12%)
We're in the higher echolon. We also officially have the highest natural gas prices in Europe.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZ0CZzDXkAAKgJo?format=png)

Our government currently has no plans to do anything about this.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 14, 2022, 01:57:18 PM
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1558501622082412544 (https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1558501622082412544)

 :yeshrug
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 14, 2022, 02:36:50 PM
https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/1558818078896467970 (https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/1558818078896467970)

:wut
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 14, 2022, 10:47:49 PM
Now you can learn how to commit your own 9/11!

https://mobile.twitter.com/MasterClass/status/1558181646033162242

 :cruise
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 15, 2022, 09:19:48 AM
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1558501622082412544 (https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1558501622082412544)

 :yeshrug

Disney Princesses  :nope

Marvel Waifus :ohyeah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 15, 2022, 11:30:33 AM
https://twitter.com/RALee85/status/1559179458329956354 (https://twitter.com/RALee85/status/1559179458329956354)

 :uguu
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on August 15, 2022, 09:56:16 PM
WeWork's former CEO has a new startup, reportedly valued at more than $1 billion (https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/15/tech/adam-neumann-flow/index.html)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Polident Hive on August 16, 2022, 09:06:03 PM
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1558501622082412544 (https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1558501622082412544)

 :yeshrug

https://twitter.com/thesolarcoffee/status/1559583224107614214
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 16, 2022, 10:48:43 PM
 :snoop
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 17, 2022, 07:57:02 AM
Oh boy, if the Disney corpo machine wants to ride on the wave of Better Caul Saul just because it's also a 'lawyer' thing it better be good or the internet is going to tear them a new asshole.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Polident Hive on August 17, 2022, 04:32:25 PM
https://twitter.com/PapaJohns/status/1559585787498340353
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 18, 2022, 12:03:27 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FaTAQJ5WYAIqebb?format=png)

:salute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on August 18, 2022, 12:28:39 PM
https://twitter.com/PapaJohns/status/1559585787498340353

these are utter shit

you don't expect it to LITERALLY be the toppings of a pizza that have been scraped off into a bowl

it's shallow and you get so little food

for what you might've expected from this, domino's pasta bowls are so much better

(https://i.imgur.com/0UNMQ11.png)

HARD AGREE
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: paprikastaude on August 21, 2022, 01:54:01 PM
https://twitter.com/MasterClass/status/1558181646033162242
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 24, 2022, 02:37:55 PM
https://twitter.com/France24_en/status/1562394285814665218 (https://twitter.com/France24_en/status/1562394285814665218)

Man who lives in palace announces the "end of abundance".

No, this is not a time of "great upheavel".
Y'all are cowards that fucked up, that's the problem.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 25, 2022, 10:45:55 AM
Man who lives in palace announces the "end of abundance".

No, this is not a time of "great upheavel".
Y'all are cowards that fucked up, that's the problem.

Nintex, maybe you should watch George W. Bush's masterclass on tough calls and life lessons.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 26, 2022, 12:03:40 PM
https://twitter.com/riddle245/status/1562926489913499648 (https://twitter.com/riddle245/status/1562926489913499648)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on August 28, 2022, 10:44:34 PM
(https://media.nbcnewyork.com/2022/08/Whipped-Cream.jpg?quality=85&strip=all&fit=1920%2C1080&w=975&h=548&crop=1)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 29, 2022, 06:42:47 AM
In the Netherlands people get high on the nitrous oxide used in those cans.
At first it was only the zoomers and 12 year olds but now you often see the canisters and balloons that they use to inhale that shit in parking lots.

Reminds me of a few years back when they stopped selling cleaning alcohol because the East European migrants would use it as cheap liquor and die.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on August 29, 2022, 08:45:06 PM
It's just not that hard to get good cheap drugs. Fuck I hate junkies and idiot kids who make life harder for normal people.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 30, 2022, 11:39:59 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/CryptoLA2023/status/1564087693566361602

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on August 30, 2022, 02:34:33 PM
:kobeyuck
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tycoon Padre on August 31, 2022, 07:15:56 AM
https://twitter.com/sarahoconnor_/status/1564536395515011072

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 31, 2022, 03:53:03 PM
Ze Great Reset ist well unter way  :tophat

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1565035055663448064 (https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1565035055663448064)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 31, 2022, 05:30:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQWlnTyOSig
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on August 31, 2022, 06:02:55 PM
Interesting, I read that 50% of the new students starting this year in the Netherlands are international students.
The fact that we have a housing shortage does not seem to matter, I guess the lack of any COVID rules or restrictions is a big positive for most.

I do wonder how some countries will be considered less favorable because of inflation though.
Most governments can only counter the inflation through existing frameworks (subsidies, lower taxes on labor, social benefits) that students have no access to.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 01, 2022, 03:57:48 PM
https://twitter.com/DenverChannel/status/1565189956892430336 (https://twitter.com/DenverChannel/status/1565189956892430336)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 01, 2022, 05:36:57 PM
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1565333623691423744 (https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1565333623691423744)

(https://c.tenor.com/66tEFpfMPrgAAAAM/brindis-putin.gif)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 02, 2022, 03:51:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-QIJlW5OnM

:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 05, 2022, 01:11:23 PM
https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/1566748685341425664 (https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/1566748685341425664)

what the fuck  :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 06, 2022, 12:13:39 PM
Binance Will Transform Users' Stablecoins to Its Own Brand of Coin, and They're Not Asking First (https://gizmodo.com/binance-stablecoin-usdc-crypto-1849499652)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 06, 2022, 01:00:00 PM
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1567168243000901635 (https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1567168243000901635)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 06, 2022, 10:56:42 PM
stost strikes again:

https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/1566867841407655937
Quote
But upgrading dozens of aging treatment facilities could cost $14 billion, which would double or triple ratepayers’ water bills, White said in an interview.

“It’s a multibillion-dollar Bay Area issue due to stost that needs to be thought through very carefully, taking the science into effect,” she said. “There’s all of sorts of different treatments, and none of them are cheap.”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 07, 2022, 09:04:04 AM
https://twitter.com/syacvg/status/1567355741329047552

No need to program NPCs when you can just hire a poor Filipino man for 25 cents a day to walk back and forth and tell fishing stories for 24 hours a day.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on September 07, 2022, 09:18:20 AM
Hiring a poor Filipino man to be an NPC  :nope

Hiring a poor Filipino man to like all your posts  :ohyeah
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: thetylerrob on September 07, 2022, 10:48:14 AM
trickle down gamer economics  :ohhh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 07, 2022, 04:15:20 PM
https://twitter.com/Silvia_Amaro/status/1566943592236560384 (https://twitter.com/Silvia_Amaro/status/1566943592236560384)

 "I have a moral duty to my consumer" :salute
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 07, 2022, 05:15:06 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcD7p-jaQAAiw1-?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Polident Hive on September 09, 2022, 08:11:19 PM
Went to Whole Foods yesterday (shut up) and Lord of the Rings ads were all over. Got a parcel from Amazon today, it’s Lord of the Rings themed. My Ring doorbell saw me leaving so my Roomba zoomed over and blocked the door. Alexa played the “you shall not pass!” sound clip and turned on my Fire TV. Tried to cheat it by reading my kindle, but a message popped up telling me to look at the TV. All in all, not bad. Alexa is currently playing the audible audiobook of LOTR and won’t let me turn it off. But at least my AirPods are blocking the noise. Only gotta deal with See season 3 ads pumped in every half hour.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 14, 2022, 05:24:50 PM
https://mattstoller.substack.com/p/antitrust-and-the-fall-of-a-cheerleading

Quote
“If something as naturally decentralized as cheerleading can be monopolized so easily, it really demolishes so many Chicago School premises.” - Harvard Law professor Einer Elhauge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 15, 2022, 12:43:26 PM
It's belt-tightening time!

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1570382703366905864 (https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1570382703366905864)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 15, 2022, 03:32:36 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FctmmAMaMAENc97?format=jpg&name=small)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FctmmAPaMAAmqzt?format=jpg&name=small)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FctmmALaEAYn9s5?format=jpg&name=small)
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 15, 2022, 03:41:44 PM
https://twitter.com/EmmaVigeland/status/1567839340469821440

 :hmm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 16, 2022, 03:08:51 AM
https://twitter.com/tracyalloway/status/1569687051070734339
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 21, 2022, 03:47:59 PM
https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1571977998059847680
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 21, 2022, 04:09:37 PM
The world wouldn't be able to handle that man on coke.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on September 22, 2022, 06:24:03 AM
Its a very passionate documentary actually.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 23, 2022, 10:29:59 PM
https://twitter.com/kelsaywhat/status/1573055526174429184
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 25, 2022, 09:57:28 PM
https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1573018283162337284
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 25, 2022, 10:11:42 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FdcB_2QXkAEn7H_?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on September 26, 2022, 03:37:40 PM
imagine posting in the right thread
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 27, 2022, 04:01:17 PM
https://twitter.com/WalmartInc/status/1574400510806859777

Woah, how did they get a photorealistic Mark Zuckerberg in there!?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 30, 2022, 08:07:32 PM
https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/1575926184147226625 (https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/1575926184147226625)

:trumps
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 30, 2022, 10:48:25 PM
THE HEADLINE I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR:

Facebook scrambles to escape stock's death spiral as users flee, sales drop (https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/30/facebook-scrambles-to-escape-death-spiral-as-users-flee-sales-drop.html)

(http://www.thebore.com/forum/Smileys/default/rejoice.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on September 30, 2022, 10:59:08 PM
THE HEADLINE I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR:

Facebook scrambles to escape stock's death spiral as users flee, sales drop (https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/30/facebook-scrambles-to-escape-death-spiral-as-users-flee-sales-drop.html)

(http://www.thebore.com/forum/Smileys/default/rejoice.png)

No wonder, Facebook advertising is just shit now.

I recently started boosting some video posts for a campaign I'm running and noticed how shit the reach is unless you start pumping some actual budget into it. It's been about 5 years since I did it last and holy shit have they nerfed it. You used to be able to sling a few dollars at a post and get some good results, now it's just dead.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 30, 2022, 11:06:12 PM
Headline: "users flee"

Article:
Quote
The number of daily active users in the U.S. and Canada has fallen in the past two years, from 198 million in mid-2020 to 197 million in the second quarter of this year. Globally, user numbers are up about 10% over that stretch and are expected to increase 3% a year through 2024, according to FactSet estimates.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on September 30, 2022, 11:14:27 PM
Global numbers are always going to go up, but US numbers are where the prestige is and what Wall Street pays attention to. US numbers are the canary in the coal mine, or so the thinking goes. Same for Netflix's woes, they're trying to offset US declines with global expansion, which looks nice on paper (or in hasty PR statements explaining why things are Just Fine, Promise) but US users will always be far, far more valuable to stockholders and also advertisers (even advertisers outside the US).

The Facebook Monster has finally stopped growing, it's the turn of the tide. Now we just need MySpace Tom to return like Gandalf the White.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 01, 2022, 03:07:03 AM
Users are leaving Facebook in droves
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 01, 2022, 03:05:20 PM
Users are leaving Facebook in dune buggies, personal planes, and on rollerblades. 
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: who is ted danson? on October 02, 2022, 02:29:10 PM
(https://i.redd.it/oceg05ohboq91.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Mostima on October 02, 2022, 09:09:27 PM
https://www.dailydot.com/irl/hellofresh-delivery-delayed/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on October 02, 2022, 09:28:30 PM
Late stage capitalism or late stage stupidity?  :crazy
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 06, 2022, 01:53:12 PM
https://twitter.com/francis_scarr/status/1577988705742213120 (https://twitter.com/francis_scarr/status/1577988705742213120)

genius
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 08, 2022, 09:48:37 AM
https://twitter.com/LockheedMartin/status/1578395439791050752 (https://twitter.com/LockheedMartin/status/1578395439791050752)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 12, 2022, 06:50:26 PM
$1.2 billion Metaverse

30 users

:dead

https://twitter.com/Lum_/status/1580325993423642624 (https://twitter.com/Lum_/status/1580325993423642624)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on October 12, 2022, 07:11:51 PM
$1.2 billion Metaverse

30 users

:dead

https://twitter.com/Lum_/status/1580325993423642624 (https://twitter.com/Lum_/status/1580325993423642624)

alright you made me curious I'm playing it right now

(https://i.imgur.com/SggK9Dz.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/05civUs.png)

this is a really shitty second life clone, endless miles of random trash people have thrown down onto plots, weird billboards and "under construction" abstract cubes, without another user anywhere in sight
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on October 12, 2022, 10:23:14 PM
We tried this with Second Life. It didn't work then because people who have time for this shit have no life in the real world and transfer that energy to the virtual world. Then the corporates tried to muscle in and anyone doing anything interesting left. The same thing is happening here.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on October 13, 2022, 01:07:48 AM
Is that running off an original Wii?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 13, 2022, 08:32:03 AM
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1577690192080736256
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on October 13, 2022, 11:46:04 AM
We tried this with Second Life. It didn't work then because people who have time for this shit have no life in the real world and transfer that energy to the virtual world. Then the corporates tried to muscle in and anyone doing anything interesting left. The same thing is happening here.

If anything Second Life and its spiritual successor VR Chat seem stronger than ever.  This is just a classic case of people not being down with The Man.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on October 13, 2022, 12:17:58 PM
yeah second life is still trucking along just fine, even though they monetized it from the start and some people became shitty land barons it wasn't that exploitative

I liked the idea of a game you're playing where you can edit and code your own objects within the game, with whatever assets attached that you want, like a live always-on collaborative game maker (when others were willing to use it like that)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on October 13, 2022, 03:17:07 PM
Second Life was supposed to revolutionise everything from professional training to dating to work meetings and more. It didn't. This metaverse shit won't either.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 13, 2022, 03:43:55 PM
https://twitter.com/legotrillermoth/status/1580388328578260992 (https://twitter.com/legotrillermoth/status/1580388328578260992)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on October 15, 2022, 01:09:46 AM
https://youtu.be/0Cu6EbELZ6I
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 16, 2022, 05:21:33 AM
https://twitter.com/EconWithNick/status/1581332286338842624 (https://twitter.com/EconWithNick/status/1581332286338842624)

 :info
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 16, 2022, 06:11:02 PM
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1581654607696384003 (https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1581654607696384003)

:yeshrug
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on October 16, 2022, 06:50:16 PM
I can see his campaign slogan: "Wrong on Taylor, Right on Banks"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 19, 2022, 03:36:47 PM
https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1582719228674596864 (https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1582719228674596864)

:info
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on October 19, 2022, 03:52:33 PM
:hesright

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:gun :walkaway
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 20, 2022, 05:37:23 PM
https://twitter.com/CoinDesk/status/1582851678537019393 (https://twitter.com/CoinDesk/status/1582851678537019393)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 24, 2022, 08:15:18 PM
https://twitter.com/Microsoft/status/1583143019444068352
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 25, 2022, 02:17:44 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ff4CLiFXEAAueC7?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 27, 2022, 03:03:19 PM
https://twitter.com/GRDecter/status/1585686969027264515 (https://twitter.com/GRDecter/status/1585686969027264515)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on October 27, 2022, 03:31:38 PM
Meta fucking sucks :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2022, 05:59:52 PM
Meta fucking sucks :rejoice

The Winklevoss Curse
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on October 27, 2022, 08:48:11 PM
Meta fucking sucks :rejoice

The Winklevoss Curse

That even took down Armie Hammer.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on October 28, 2022, 04:37:49 PM
Young Silicon Valley workers are in for a rude awakening (https://www.businessinsider.com/silicon-valley-workers-rude-awakening-meta-google-budget-cuts-2022-10)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on October 28, 2022, 04:52:55 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/I6cv4Wh.jpeg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on October 28, 2022, 07:52:09 PM
A natural outcome of allowing colors to be copyrighted.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2022, 09:12:01 PM
https://twitter.com/FortuneMagazine/status/1585657069520261121
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on October 28, 2022, 11:16:50 PM
A natural outcome of allowing colors to be copyrighted.

from what I understand, the specifics have more to do with the combination of the color formatting in the file with specific colors

like it's a file specially formatted to work with particular pantone brand printers and devices ???

in other words if the color is #FFCC00, that color would be fine in normal photos and files, but if you went to a pantone facility and clicked print or whatever it would not perfectly match the way they prepare their colors, they require a format other than RGB or CMYK, and it's their format where that color is forbidden

maybe
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2022, 11:23:56 PM
Colors actually can't be copyrighted, I think they can be trademarked under certain conditions though. Most of the cases I've seen the violations are more blatant than simply copying a color though. (Most knockoffs I've seen, the colors are actually usually a giveaway. But that's just me being anecdotal.)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on October 29, 2022, 12:24:11 AM
Damn still getting schooled by Benji in copyright even after thinking I was an expert after years of Internet (wiki) research :stahp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on October 29, 2022, 12:49:11 AM
You can't copyright things that occur in nature without human interaction (and it limits where your copyright, trademarks and patents start, you can't dig something out of the ground, paint it and go "I patent this") and it's assumed all colors appear in nature, it'd be funny to see someone challenge this and try to get the Supreme Court to decide which colors are natural and which are not. I actually don't know any of the historical specifics on this, you'd have to research UK law probably, so I have no idea if there was once a period where you could copyright 32-bit colors because everyone else was still on 8-bit. It may just be one of those things that nobody ever tried to do before when they heard they couldn't copyright colors.

Now my understanding is along the lines of what Uncle posted, you can patent specific methods of creating colors and then be a real jerk about it. Like many of the other "technology" patents that are pretty stupid because they're so broad they encompass every future method even if the original patent doesn't even list an actual method. Think patenting "moving a dot around a screen" which courts for some reason go "sounds like wizardry to me, approved!"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on October 29, 2022, 04:15:50 AM
I assumed the creative input was pairing a hex/pantone value with a name :stahp
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on October 29, 2022, 01:34:37 PM
Tasty, here you go:

https://www.culturehustleusa.com/products/freetone
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on October 30, 2022, 05:29:33 AM
https://twitter.com/dourcandy/status/1585958378320584704 (https://twitter.com/dourcandy/status/1585958378320584704)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: headwalk on October 30, 2022, 08:48:58 AM
going on facebook now is like going to one of those old malls that haven't quite been shuttered but only every 4th retail space is occupied, either by somewhere hasn't reupped their inventory in over a decade stocked with free magazine DVDs and scart cables, an "AMERICAN CANDY" shop that exists purely as a tax front or a milsurp wehrmacht shrine that needs to keep under the radar since their main trade is selling flick knives and trench clubs to the local roadmen.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 01, 2022, 05:15:31 PM
https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1587519844324458496 (https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1587519844324458496)

I don't even know where this goes
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 03, 2022, 02:03:11 AM
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1587514105962942464
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 03, 2022, 08:33:19 PM
https://twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/1588309629418835969 (https://twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/1588309629418835969)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 04, 2022, 06:15:04 PM
https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1588588664485203969 (https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1588588664485203969)

*laughs in German*
Title: DRUNKPOST
Post by: Tasty on November 04, 2022, 11:56:45 PM
Inflate dong, bitch
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 05, 2022, 02:26:35 PM
https://twitter.com/LeeHudson_/status/1588614316517109760 (https://twitter.com/LeeHudson_/status/1588614316517109760)

This entire thread :titus
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 06, 2022, 06:06:22 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fg4cmASX0Ac-3ak?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 07, 2022, 11:56:04 PM
https://twitter.com/PalmerLuckey/status/1589391326118039552
Quote from: https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy7kbq/palmer-luckey-made-a-vr-headset-that-kills-the-user-if-they-die-in-the-game
Palmer Luckey, defense contractor and the father of modern virtual reality, has created a VR headset that will kill the user if they die in the game they’re playing. He did this to commemorate the anime, Sword Art Online. Luckey is the founder of Oculus, a company he sold to Facebook in 2014 for $2 billion. This is the technology that Mark Zuckerberg rebranded as the foundation for Meta.

Luckey’s killer headset looks like a Meta Quest Pro hooked up with three explosive charge modules that sit above the screen. The charges are aimed directly at the user's forebrain and, should they go off, would obliterate the head of the user.

“The idea of tying your real life to your virtual avatar has always fascinated me—you instantly raise the stakes to the maximum level and force people to fundamentally rethink how they interact with the virtual world and the players inside it,” Luckey wrote in a blog post explaining the project. “Pumped up graphics might make a game look more real, but only the threat of serious consequences can make a game feel real to you and every other person in the game.”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 09, 2022, 04:57:17 PM
This thing is even stupider than most people realize.

It blows the charges when the software "detects" flashing red.

Gee, I'm sure that'll never trigger any false positives!

Why isn't this an API games can opt (or be softhacked) into? Then it can be coded on a game-by-game basis to ensure Suzy doesn't blow her brains out losing at Pokemon VR or whatever.

Try it yourself first, Luckey.

Also fuck SAO :maf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 09, 2022, 05:52:43 PM
https://twitter.com/Shiny_Demon/status/1589568349151072258

Grease-proof leather :whoo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 11, 2022, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: https://apnews.com/article/kfc-apology-kristallnacht-anniversary-58142fe100926133b8b628c6ce30006c
BERLIN (AP) — KFC has apologized for accidentally sending an automated push alert to its app users in Germany that appeared to urge people to order food to commemorate the 84th anniversary of Kristallnacht — the “Night of Broken Glass” — when Nazis terrorized Jews throughout Germany and Austria.

The company faced an outcry for the alert that went out Wednesday at a time when Jewish groups are warning of rising antisemitism. According to screenshots shared online, the app alert said, “Memorial day for the Reich pogrom night. Treat yourself to more tender cheese on your crispy chicken. Now at KFCheese!”

KFC Germany said the notification was an “unplanned, insensitive and unacceptable message and for this we sincerely apologize.”
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on November 11, 2022, 11:12:30 PM
Finally figured out what filler’s been up to lately
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 12, 2022, 07:12:44 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhZOTjsWIAAfRnb?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: paprikastaude on November 15, 2022, 12:22:18 PM
https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1592155918841647104
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on November 18, 2022, 11:55:23 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/edburmila/status/1593258120889143297

 :cry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on November 18, 2022, 03:14:44 PM
If you lived through the dotcom boom, it's really hard to feel sorry for any of these crypto scam people.

Exactly the same grift of selling a product that doesn't exist to investors too stupid or greedy to realise they were investing in nothing with any tangible value and then even more stupid people boosting the price to astronomical levels before everyone started asking the question they should have all asked before opening their wallets:

"What real world value does any of this have?"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on November 18, 2022, 03:29:24 PM
If you lived through the dotcom boom, it's really hard to feel sorry for any of these crypto scam people.

Exactly the same grift of selling a product that doesn't exist to investors too stupid or greedy to realise they were investing in nothing with any tangible value and then even more stupid people boosting the price to astronomical levels before everyone started asking the question they should have all asked before opening their wallets:

"What real world value does any of this have?"

it's a shame because a monetary system that is beyond government/big corp reach and oversight is a good idea

people need to be able to send each other money digitally without it passing through a dozen monopoly services who each have to approve the transaction
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on November 18, 2022, 04:04:05 PM
But the only people who seem to have embraced it to transfer funds are drug dealers and terrorists...
 :larry
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on November 18, 2022, 06:01:57 PM
because it's volatile, hard to understand, and apparently prone to hacking

that's the it's a shame part
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2022, 09:43:28 PM
people need to be able to send each other money digitally without it passing through a dozen monopoly services who each have to approve the transaction

I'm not sure this is a real need for 99%+ of people, or if it is, it's superceded by a need for safety. In my head it seems impossible for a FDIC loan to work over crypto, but I could be wrong. Either way, Bob and Jane need to be able to call and yell at someone on the phone if their account is messed up. Crypto has no safeguards by design and the attempts to graft them on after the fact have failed spectacularly (see also FTX selling itself as making crypto easy enough for normies).

The financial system is predicated on known trusted entities and reputation. Crypto is the opposite and I don't think it solves a real problem* that normal money couldn't.

* Assuming the "problem" to solve is a legal one.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 18, 2022, 10:06:29 PM
Crypto in theory places even greater priority on keeping track of reputation. Nobody checks whether your local bank actually doesn't suck because they assume someone else is checking. Crypto solves the problem of knowing that the means of the transaction is secure at the moment of the transaction but it can't inherently tell you the reputation of the other person you're transacting with.

One reason the great mass leveling of reputation that was supposed to happen due to the internet and stuff like Yelp hasn't happened is because apparently humans believe that they personally are always an exception. If they want to dismiss a bunch of bad reviews because they want to think it will work out for them especially if they want what the other person is offering or claiming to be offering. eBay and Amazon have spent who knows how much trying to figure this out and one of the main takeways from their research is that providing reputation scores/user reviews mostly just gets people to rank who they will do business with not actually refuse to do business if all the options are reported to be bad. (And also anyone who gets a bad reputation will just rebrand with a new username.)

In the case of crypto I think all the calls to have it regulated like banks or the stock market to "legitimize" it for the mass public are missing the point so much that it's amazing that supposedly credentialed people continue to be willing to say it publicly. Why would people interested in anonymized transactions want the government to be able to go through the records of every transaction with every party identified at any time? :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 19, 2022, 11:46:31 AM
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1593690166807478274 (https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1593690166807478274)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 19, 2022, 10:33:30 PM
Crypto in theory places even greater priority on keeping track of reputation. Nobody checks whether your local bank actually doesn't suck because they assume someone else is checking. Crypto solves the problem of knowing that the means of the transaction is secure at the moment of the transaction but it can't inherently tell you the reputation of the other person you're transacting with.

One reason the great mass leveling of reputation that was supposed to happen due to the internet and stuff like Yelp hasn't happened is because apparently humans believe that they personally are always an exception. If they want to dismiss a bunch of bad reviews because they want to think it will work out for them especially if they want what the other person is offering or claiming to be offering. eBay and Amazon have spent who knows how much trying to figure this out and one of the main takeways from their research is that providing reputation scores/user reviews mostly just gets people to rank who they will do business with not actually refuse to do business if all the options are reported to be bad. (And also anyone who gets a bad reputation will just rebrand with a new username.)

In the case of crypto I think all the calls to have it regulated like banks or the stock market to "legitimize" it for the mass public are missing the point so much that it's amazing that supposedly credentialed people continue to be willing to say it publicly. Why would people interested in anonymized transactions want the government to be able to go through the records of every transaction with every party identified at any time? :lol

Maybe anonymized transactions, like communism, is something that works better in theory than actual practice.

Because we've had 10+ years of crypto/BTC evangelism and the whole thing is in a far worse position, financially and reputationally, than where it started.

Crypto is a failed experiment. We should move on.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 19, 2022, 11:02:44 PM
It's probably a failed experiment to achieve the main goal of replacing established currency systems but the interest and associated money helped propel a lot of technologies. A lot of standard institutional investors wouldn't be interested in a new encryption and transfer protocol scheme, but you had a lot of years where you tell him it will let people make money from "nothing" theoretically and his wallet opens up.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 19, 2022, 11:13:22 PM
I feel like I haven't been offered any legitimate, legal examples of what crypto offers the average person over the financial system they already know and has been embedded in society for hundreds of years. Especially after Venmo came along and made easy P2P transactions a thing (shamelessly copied by PayPal, Zelle, et al.)

The only legitimate use that I see, over and over, is illegal transactions. And you can say, "well everyone should have the right to transfer money anonymously," but if the primary use is facilitating crime, then it should be made illegal, the same way we have regulations against washing money.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 19, 2022, 11:28:51 PM
I really don't think you're going to like the government outlawing everything that goes into crypto on the presumption that any anonymous transaction of non-legal-tender is evidence of federal crimes. You can get banned from traditional payment processors (which all enforce with each other) for "moral" reasons like legal pornography or hosting whistleblower content.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 19, 2022, 11:43:46 PM
Benji shut up im drunk and trying to make a point :maf
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 19, 2022, 11:52:38 PM
I was just surprised at your take considering what the government tried to do to PGP! It's because I think highly of you, Tasty!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on November 20, 2022, 12:22:07 AM
I feel like I haven't been offered any legitimate, legal examples of what crypto offers the average person over the financial system they already know and has been embedded in society for hundreds of years.

https://reclaimthenet.org/dick-masterson-new-project-2-mastercard/

I'm not a staunch supporter of alt-tech or anything but projects to establish new financial alternatives to things like Paypal or Patreon keep starting up and then getting strongarmed into nothingness by the black box that is credit card processing companies

you obey their rules or you're blacklisted, sometimes you're not even told what you did wrong and given no path to remedy the situation, you're just over and completely sunk without the ability to process the most common methods of money transfer

often it has to do with what you'll tolerate on the platform, especially if you allow porn, even if it's all actually legal you can be deemed a bad risk and simply shut down


credit card companies are why:

porn and sex work is legal, payment processors just act "out of an abundance of caution" and practically write the TOSs for the sites that use them, and what are you gonna do, tell them no?

to operate a legal website in the US you still have to obey all US laws.  a site should be expected to obey the law on their own terms and for their own sake, not because some credit card company mandated their behavior.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 20, 2022, 12:31:20 AM
To go off that, just an example from a news story:
Quote from: https://thehill.com/policy/technology/548279-mastercard-updates-policy-for-adult-content-sellers/
Banks will now have to ensure that sellers have documented consent as well as age and identity verification for those involved in the content before being able to process payments, Mastercard said in a blog post Wednesday.

“In the past few years, the ability to upload content to the internet has become easier than ever,” wrote John Verdeschi, the company’s senior vice president of customer engagement and performance. “All someone needs is a smartphone and a Wi-Fi connection. Now, our requirements address the risks associated with this activity.”

Banks will also be required to ensure that sites have a review process and a system for complaints that addresses illegal or nonconsensual activity.

...

Moody told The Hill that the requirement for a content review process prior to publication of adult content isn’t feasible for livestreaming on sites like Twitch or Charturbate, which she called “one of the best income sources for smaller models who are barely scrapping by.”

“This requirement would also force huge expenditures for sites like OnlyFans, Twitter and others that rely on a news feed style engagement,” Moody added, noting that being able to share content quickly is important for creators on such sites.

Mike Stabile, the communications director for the Free Speech Coalition, an adult industry trade association, noted that the regulations might dissuade social media sites from “dealing with adult content entirely.”

“If not, they risk not being able to process payments on their network,” he tweeted. “It’s hard to explain how short-sighted this is, and how devastating it will be to independent performers.”

The new requirements follow a decision late last year by Mastercard to stop allowing its cards to be used on Pornhub in the wake of a New York Times opinion story alleging the platform was contributing to sex trafficking. Visa and Discover similarly cut off payments to the site.

Sex workers have said those decisions made it difficult for them to rely on the platform, forcing them to pursue other, potentially more dangerous, sources of income.
Porn is the most obvious one you find stories about because the industry obviously sees this as an existential threat and the financial companies are willing to talk about it publicly but all kinds of random people can find themselves cut off or even prominent groups like Wikileaks. You get hit by one all the others will accept it on the word of the first one that bans you and it can often be global as lots of banks use the same list. And being on the list becomes evidence against you even though you can't find out what you did. There's not really any kind of appeals process for people to find their way back into good graces from what I understand. It's like the No Fly List.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 20, 2022, 02:24:06 AM
I was just surprised at your take considering what the government tried to do to PGP! It's because I think highly of you, Tasty!

:uguu S-...senpai?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 22, 2022, 03:46:51 PM
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/paramount-doj-simon-schuster-penguin-random-house-1235265709/?sfmc_id=5034553

Wait this is actually a good development. :)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 22, 2022, 04:17:29 PM
(https://out.reddit.com/t3_z1oip0?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FTC3Bjfh.jpg&token=AQAAMUp9Y8uq9M2CRTN3qFqGp1-lirPQiQNoQB8t23_D973iWvYw&app_name=reddit.com)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on November 27, 2022, 03:10:17 AM
https://twitter.com/Carnage4Life/status/1596502017383759872
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: pilonv1 on November 27, 2022, 04:20:21 AM
All that money and they can't use thousand separators smh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on November 27, 2022, 06:33:08 PM
Literally everything is a goddamn hustle now  :lol

https://twitter.com/landforce/status/1596993338321776640 (https://twitter.com/landforce/status/1596993338321776640)


Hot dog stand lifehack

Pick a busy spot in your city, set-up a hot dog stand
You might need a permit, this is easy just head to city hall and use your game
Buy hot dogs (you can buy these pre-made ez)
Find a bakery that offers you a discount on the buns
Sell the hot dogs to hungry bro's and hoes

Upsells
- Ketchup + $2
- Mustard + $2
- Pepsi + $4

That can net you $10 per customer
Once your hot dog stand is running a profit hire a guy and open another hot dog stand
You can scale this business to $1 million - sign up to my newsletter business bro's :dice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on November 28, 2022, 08:35:51 AM
https://twitter.com/Carnage4Life/status/1596502017383759872

man, catch me outside inside, in the doorway on the rooftop in the basement on the door stoop
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 28, 2022, 09:27:15 AM
Crypto in theory places even greater priority on keeping track of reputation. Nobody checks whether your local bank actually doesn't suck because they assume someone else is checking. Crypto solves the problem of knowing that the means of the transaction is secure at the moment of the transaction but it can't inherently tell you the reputation of the other person you're transacting with.

One reason the great mass leveling of reputation that was supposed to happen due to the internet and stuff like Yelp hasn't happened is because apparently humans believe that they personally are always an exception. If they want to dismiss a bunch of bad reviews because they want to think it will work out for them especially if they want what the other person is offering or claiming to be offering. eBay and Amazon have spent who knows how much trying to figure this out and one of the main takeways from their research is that providing reputation scores/user reviews mostly just gets people to rank who they will do business with not actually refuse to do business if all the options are reported to be bad. (And also anyone who gets a bad reputation will just rebrand with a new username.)

In the case of crypto I think all the calls to have it regulated like banks or the stock market to "legitimize" it for the mass public are missing the point so much that it's amazing that supposedly credentialed people continue to be willing to say it publicly. Why would people interested in anonymized transactions want the government to be able to go through the records of every transaction with every party identified at any time? :lol

Money comes from voluntary acceptance of each other like in sports.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on November 30, 2022, 02:51:35 PM
DoorDash lays off 1,250 employees (https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/30/doordash-lays-off-1250-employees.html)

Quote
In a message released to the public, Xu offered 17 weeks severance and 2023 vesting as part of the severance package.

...damn that's actually really fucking good, goddamn. 4 months to piss off and do whatever the fuck you want, plus stock options. I'm a little jelly my laying-offs weren't as good (well, that one where I got 1.5 months severance was really nice... but it was the least they could do after hiring me and uprooting me across states just four months earlier).
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 02, 2022, 03:20:40 AM
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1598571436721033216 (https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1598571436721033216)

I've played enough Yoko Taro games to know this ends
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on December 05, 2022, 08:54:32 PM
Amazon Is Offering Users $2 a Month for Letting It Track Phone Data (https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-offering-users-2-dollars-month-for-track-phone-data-2022-12)

Repulsive and dystopic.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 12, 2022, 02:03:10 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjrjB_1WQAE2Ydl?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 12, 2022, 12:47:59 PM
https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1602328281168154624 (https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1602328281168154624)

 :lucas
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on December 12, 2022, 01:08:30 PM
That guy is talking like an 8 year old


"The lights change, MIND BLOWING"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 12, 2022, 01:17:19 PM
"It doesn't have a steering wheel breh just this giant prolapsed cyber anus you can tilt around to steer" :smug
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2022, 02:27:42 PM
That guy is talking like an 8 year old


"The lights change, MIND BLOWING"

I'm buying an RGB Gaming Car  :gamer
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on December 12, 2022, 02:33:27 PM
"It doesn't have a steering wheel breh just this giant prolapsed cyber anus you can tilt around to steer" :smug

David Cronenberg is designing cars now?!?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 16, 2022, 02:09:35 PM
https://twitter.com/GuyDealership/status/1603794748136890368 (https://twitter.com/GuyDealership/status/1603794748136890368)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 16, 2022, 02:24:16 PM
You just said in the prior tweet why they would do this?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on December 16, 2022, 03:50:44 PM
https://twitter.com/GuyDealership/status/1603794722140688384

my dude saw The Big Short and thinks someone's gonna make a movie about him someday
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 20, 2022, 04:01:18 PM
slightly nsfw

https://twitter.com/TimJDillon/status/1604976151327391746 (https://twitter.com/TimJDillon/status/1604976151327391746)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: chronovore on December 21, 2022, 03:25:46 AM
http://twitter.com/robdenbleyker/status/1605268924450349094
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 21, 2022, 07:42:48 AM
They actually delivered

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605274314797883400 (https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605274314797883400)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on December 21, 2022, 11:26:58 AM
They actually delivered

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605274314797883400 (https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605274314797883400)

(https://media.tenor.com/H00BeUenHbwAAAAM/spongebob-patrick-star.gif)

Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 21, 2022, 01:14:34 PM
https://twitter.com/barrettjoneill/status/1605353033420148736 (https://twitter.com/barrettjoneill/status/1605353033420148736)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on December 21, 2022, 03:15:19 PM
https://twitter.com/barrettjoneill/status/1605353033420148736 (https://twitter.com/barrettjoneill/status/1605353033420148736)

 :hesright
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 24, 2022, 10:35:41 AM
https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1606286081216991232 (https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1606286081216991232)

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on December 26, 2022, 07:58:45 PM
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1607453713148280840 (https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1607453713148280840)

:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 29, 2022, 11:01:38 PM
omg wrong thread who allowed this
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 12, 2023, 03:02:48 AM
https://twitter.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1613383171223212037 (https://twitter.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1613383171223212037)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on January 12, 2023, 07:13:18 PM
Fake it 'til you break it (the economy).
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 14, 2023, 05:04:15 AM
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1613848813097160704 (https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1613848813097160704)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 21, 2023, 11:31:14 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnAdPHJWAAIvBEG?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 22, 2023, 07:53:57 PM
Quote from: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/ten-notable-apocalypses-that-obviously-didnt-happen-9126331/
An Assyrian clay tablet dating to around 2800 B.C. bears the inscription: “Our Earth is degenerate in these later days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching.”
:hesright

Get that Assyrian a cable news opinion show!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on January 22, 2023, 10:30:23 PM
Assyrians had books :mindblown
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 22, 2023, 10:38:33 PM
Assyrians had books :mindblown
Order my new novel today, it's about a young orphan boy who is really a magical chosen one, comes on 78 carved stone tablets that will be delivered over five years if no plagues or famines happen.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 23, 2023, 03:51:31 PM
https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1617330841457414144 (https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1617330841457414144)
 :dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on January 23, 2023, 03:53:52 PM
https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1617330841457414144 (https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1617330841457414144)
 :dead

They have a fucking "spooky room" wtf :dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on January 23, 2023, 05:27:35 PM
That shit was always unsustainable. Tech companies are run by man-children and staffed by Reeeeesetera types, why is anyone surprised at this shit?
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 29, 2023, 05:38:35 AM
https://twitter.com/WomenPostingLs/status/1619541978441715713 (https://twitter.com/WomenPostingLs/status/1619541978441715713)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 29, 2023, 07:04:37 PM
https://twitter.com/loffredojeremy/status/1619786795943710721 (https://twitter.com/loffredojeremy/status/1619786795943710721)

 :brain  :karen
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on January 29, 2023, 07:17:38 PM
:notlikethis
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on January 29, 2023, 07:26:57 PM
Only those with something to hide would be afraid of being held accountable for their thoughts.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on January 29, 2023, 07:36:41 PM
I wonder how difficult it is to do a presentation at the WEF.
Got a few dystopian ideas of my own I'd like the world leaders to consider.  8)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 04, 2023, 07:30:54 PM
https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1621885819161313281 (https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1621885819161313281)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Tasty on February 04, 2023, 07:42:55 PM
"It's not about the money, it's about sending a message."
-Jared Leto
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 04, 2023, 07:48:18 PM
Thanks Brandon!

(https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/DkMj8l1INH.jpg?format=webp)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 06, 2023, 02:05:24 PM
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1622607848025862145

 :rejoice
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 06, 2023, 02:27:35 PM
Shame the start up culture at the Taliban is gone. I hear Boko Haram is looking for new talent and otherwise there's always Wagner for the high risk / high reward option.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 12, 2023, 02:29:58 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fox7WZZaUAAA4py?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Pissy F Benny on February 12, 2023, 03:02:50 PM
WHY IS ONE EYE OF HIS GLASSES SQUARE AND THE OTHER CIRCULAR?  :existential
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on February 12, 2023, 03:09:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XIkTYet.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on February 12, 2023, 03:22:19 PM
WHY IS ONE EYE OF HIS GLASSES SQUARE AND THE OTHER CIRCULAR?  :existential
It's to help with the ritual disembowelment
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 12, 2023, 04:13:01 PM
We'll have to wait for the Adam Curtis documentary to find out. :idont


*footage of a Russian ballet opera* "As the Americans were shooting down the UFO's, the Japanese elderly were killing themselves in ritual suicide all across the country. And no one knew why"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 16, 2023, 11:30:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkcGoztVZiI
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 17, 2023, 02:59:57 PM
Thank you Nissansan
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: tiesto on February 19, 2023, 12:54:00 AM
I've been flirting with getting a new car and honestly, that ad probably did more to get me to look into the Ariya than most other car ads. Liked the music and the vibe, no annoying announcers, no shitty country music, etc. - I think the last time I vibed that much to a car ad music was Mitsubishi when they had Dirty Vegas in their ads.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on February 19, 2023, 03:42:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLCduDJVksc
To be fair, this song could get me to do anything really. Some great flashbacks listening to this right now.


Edit: Plus, that clip is  :delicious
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on February 23, 2023, 05:59:42 PM
https://twitter.com/NATO/status/1628687961477750790 (https://twitter.com/NATO/status/1628687961477750790)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on February 23, 2023, 09:05:21 PM
Every time I think I've seen the worst thing ever tweeted.

Also, I really need people to watch Braveheart all the way through to the end. :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Polident Hive on February 23, 2023, 09:18:36 PM
- Guy who definitely read Dune.

For once DC benefits from its lack of cultural cachet.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 01, 2023, 03:25:54 AM
https://twitter.com/BayHomeowners/status/1629918778321694720

 :miyamoto
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 01, 2023, 03:29:04 AM
guy should rent a house and not pay rent if he's worried about becoming homeless. endless eviction moratorium 4all!  :bernie
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Potato on March 01, 2023, 04:43:56 AM
https://twitter.com/BayHomeowners/status/1629918778321694720

 :miyamoto
If you read that and think the owner is the bad guy...
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 05, 2023, 09:58:48 AM
https://twitter.com/qcapital2020/status/1632058700079693825 (https://twitter.com/qcapital2020/status/1632058700079693825)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on March 16, 2023, 05:14:39 PM
https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/1633980859576381442

 :american :american :american :american
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on March 16, 2023, 07:06:57 PM
:aloy :horny
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Polident Hive on March 17, 2023, 04:51:02 PM
https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1636737401623019522
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 20, 2023, 09:08:03 PM
Books got drm now  :(

https://twitter.com/RiteGud/status/1637889690643603480
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 22, 2023, 03:19:00 PM
https://twitter.com/HD_Kirin/status/1638361179025477633

 :jgames

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I already filed my taxes  :(
[close]
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on March 22, 2023, 03:23:18 PM
I haven't filed yet  :heart
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on March 25, 2023, 07:16:31 AM
https://twitter.com/matthieurouif/status/1639296117262123010 (https://twitter.com/matthieurouif/status/1639296117262123010)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 02, 2023, 07:33:38 PM
https://twitter.com/PriapusIQ/status/1642646338717249543 (https://twitter.com/PriapusIQ/status/1642646338717249543)'

You can't even go work at McDonalds anymore after your crypto investments crater  :fbm
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Maiden Voyage on April 04, 2023, 07:58:06 AM
https://twitter.com/matthieurouif/status/1639296117262123010 (https://twitter.com/matthieurouif/status/1639296117262123010)

Andrew Tate never turns down a quick buck.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 10, 2023, 01:33:06 PM
https://twitter.com/nicksortor/status/1645446220880412673 (https://twitter.com/nicksortor/status/1645446220880412673)

Now it's the bankers shooting up the banks  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 10, 2023, 06:41:26 PM
Drug workers :dead

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FtYZXYFWcAADIVj?format=jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on April 11, 2023, 01:52:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w52uV507KXM
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Coax on April 11, 2023, 04:03:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w52uV507KXM

The triggering part is the lingering question it raises... is the camel case in the names of their email addresses their actual emails or are they mistakenly thinking case doesn't matter for the local part of emails since they're only used to third-party services like Gmail which ignore case.

 :notlikethis
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 11, 2023, 01:03:40 PM
Quite a weird selection of things, Trump's acting 'everything' Mick Mulvaney and George Floyd as well as the Eiffel tower.  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 15, 2023, 03:33:02 AM
https://twitter.com/TalibanPRD/status/1646825619412381697 (https://twitter.com/TalibanPRD/status/1646825619412381697)

The Chinese are buying Lithium from the Taliban to supply Elons battery factory :elon
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 15, 2023, 07:46:31 PM
https://twitter.com/tomfgoodwin/status/1646595649310261248 (https://twitter.com/tomfgoodwin/status/1646595649310261248)

 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 25, 2023, 03:19:17 AM
https://twitter.com/diamondmolar/status/1650169537944322048 (https://twitter.com/diamondmolar/status/1650169537944322048)

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on April 25, 2023, 03:21:47 AM
:existential
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on April 25, 2023, 04:06:56 AM
but people do that all the time for apartments and houses  :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: pilonv1 on April 25, 2023, 08:49:30 AM
https://twitter.com/diamondmolar/status/1650169537944322048 (https://twitter.com/diamondmolar/status/1650169537944322048)

 :lol

Wait until he finds out what a balloon payment is  :success
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 25, 2023, 11:06:42 AM
Just keep paying for 6 more years and maybe you'll finally be able to own a car.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 26, 2023, 07:59:53 PM
https://twitter.com/Stealx/status/1651337433991004160 (https://twitter.com/Stealx/status/1651337433991004160)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 27, 2023, 04:54:51 PM
https://twitter.com/wallstmemes/status/1651620926037848066 (https://twitter.com/wallstmemes/status/1651620926037848066)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 28, 2023, 02:08:57 PM
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1651745874240843781 (https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1651745874240843781)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on April 29, 2023, 06:05:55 PM
https://twitter.com/jbrowder1/status/1652187042334519298 (https://twitter.com/jbrowder1/status/1652187042334519298)

these truely are wild times
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 03, 2023, 02:24:14 AM
https://twitter.com/whitefeelingss/status/1653165099719487490
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Raist on May 03, 2023, 03:42:23 PM
https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-windows-google-chrome-feature-broken-edge-1850392901

*sound of anti-trust lawyers in Brussels rubbing their hands*
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 03, 2023, 03:48:33 PM
https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-windows-google-chrome-feature-broken-edge-1850392901

*sound of anti-trust lawyers in Brussels rubbing their hands*

I like installing Chrome on a new computer and having Edge be like "Wait, don't leave, Edge is really good we swear bro!"
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 03, 2023, 04:00:19 PM
https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-windows-google-chrome-feature-broken-edge-1850392901

*sound of anti-trust lawyers in Brussels rubbing their hands*
At least it doesn't force you to boot Redfall
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 03, 2023, 09:07:47 PM
I hope everyone remembered to preorder their sold-out limited edition deluxe Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 cereal boxset

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1653820824351301632
Quote
To celebrate the release of Marvel Studios’ "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3," in theaters May 5, General Mills has teamed up with the film for this limited edition Walmart-exclusive kit. Inside the kit, you will find all the General Mills cereals your family already loves transformed into six highly collectable, limited edition cereal boxes, with exclusive dual facing designs. This collaboration themes each box to its own unique Guardian, bringing together the best of Marvel Studios’ "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3" and General Mills equities, creating one-of-a-kind packaging that Marvel fans will be sure to enjoy. This exclusive kit includes one Family Size box each of Honey Nut Cheerios, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Lucky Charms, Cookie Crisp, Trix and Reese’s Puffs cereals, as well as a 6-pin set, featuring the Marvel Studios’ "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3" ensemble in their own branded box. Just pour a bowl of your favorite cereal and add milk for an easy way to start the day. Plus, every serving provides vitamins and minerals as part of a delicious kids breakfast. Enjoy these family favorite cereals any way you like. Serve your family some easy cereal treat bars made from Trix, Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Honey Nut Cheerios cereals for an after school snack. Dunk your Cookie Crisp cereal pieces into a glass of milk for that classic cookie and milk combination. Nibble from a bowlful as party snacks. Or display the limited edition cereal boxes for a "Guardians of the Galaxy"-themed birthday party. Explore all the fun creations you can make with recipes from General Mills, including cereal bars, snack mixes and many more. Whether you're looking for delicious kids snacks, trail mix ingredients or a breakfast cereal for the whole family, General Mills cereals spread goodness from tots to grown-ups.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 12, 2023, 07:25:34 PM
https://twitter.com/mrgreen/status/1656939441829605376 (https://twitter.com/mrgreen/status/1656939441829605376)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 12, 2023, 10:44:01 PM
yaaaaassss queen!
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 13, 2023, 06:28:13 AM
lorenzo green is CEO of spamming
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on May 13, 2023, 07:46:40 AM
Who’s the CEO of spanking? :sicko
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 13, 2023, 09:57:56 AM
Who’s the CEO of spanking? :sicko

bork
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on May 16, 2023, 08:40:39 PM
https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/self-checkout-machines-now-ask-for-tips-in-latest-squeeze-on-customers?

(https://i.imgur.com/KgvZS7R.png)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 17, 2023, 02:32:32 PM
I only tip at Subway because I support artists.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 17, 2023, 02:57:00 PM
https://twitter.com/bbcpolitics/status/1658488805530439691

 :gbcry

I only tip at Subway because I support artists.

Hey those artisan pizzas at Dominoes don’t make themselves either.
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Uncle on May 17, 2023, 03:19:39 PM
wow there's nothing like hearing that sort of commentary coming from a british accent
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on May 17, 2023, 06:39:23 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/7m6a0j.jpg)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 17, 2023, 11:19:06 PM
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1658585690433568770
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: BIONIC on May 18, 2023, 05:22:30 AM
https://twitter.com/cliddle/status/1658602201470869504

:dead
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 23, 2023, 12:32:37 AM
https://twitter.com/SomeB1tchIKnow/status/1659774904944799745
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 23, 2023, 01:00:09 AM
https://twitter.com/naval/status/1660405285943668736
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on May 23, 2023, 09:17:49 PM
https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1661058940086501403

The subject of this tweet is not the part of the video that caused me to post this, see if you can guess what is. :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 24, 2023, 08:46:35 PM
Sony loses another exclusive  :(
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 17, 2023, 12:15:32 PM
https://twitter.com/AetiusRF/status/1669811157702418432 (https://twitter.com/AetiusRF/status/1669811157702418432)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Coax on June 21, 2023, 09:42:33 AM
A restaurant must pay workers $140,000 after allegedly hiring a fake priest (https://edition.cnn.com/2023/06/20/business/california-restaurant-fake-priest-fine/index.html) to extract confessions of workers’ ‘sins’
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on June 22, 2023, 01:33:20 AM
filler, explain yourself:
https://twitter.com/growing_daniel/status/1670576528294576129
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on June 22, 2023, 10:00:54 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on June 26, 2023, 03:38:47 PM
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1673147606237585408 (https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1673147606237585408)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 02, 2023, 04:35:56 PM
https://twitter.com/TateTheTalisman/status/1675534350287347713 (https://twitter.com/TateTheTalisman/status/1675534350287347713)

 :lol
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 06, 2023, 02:57:55 AM
https://twitter.com/OCanonist/status/1676717184796729346 (https://twitter.com/OCanonist/status/1676717184796729346)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 08, 2023, 04:13:46 AM
https://twitter.com/souljagoytellem/status/1677298387991814144 (https://twitter.com/souljagoytellem/status/1677298387991814144)

Decent rebrand tbh
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 09, 2023, 07:23:15 AM
https://twitter.com/paul_hundred/status/1677732354234675201 (https://twitter.com/paul_hundred/status/1677732354234675201)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on July 11, 2023, 05:02:03 PM
https://twitter.com/80Level/status/1678252705998073859 (https://twitter.com/80Level/status/1678252705998073859)

:neo
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: james on July 12, 2023, 02:33:49 PM
https://twitter.com/Eric_Erins/status/1679175412176371735
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Nintex on September 09, 2023, 05:50:22 PM
https://twitter.com/therealhebrahim/status/1700277571395461310 (https://twitter.com/therealhebrahim/status/1700277571395461310)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 13, 2023, 10:04:32 PM
https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1701690432952959098
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 21, 2023, 12:41:10 AM
https://twitter.com/nytdavidbrooks/status/1704668479259820413
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 23, 2023, 12:06:01 AM
Quote from: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-restaurant-behind-david-brookss-viral-78-newark-airport-meal-is-serving-the-same-burger-dish-for-just-17-78-be130632
Maurice Hallett, proprietor of the airport eatery, Smokehouse BBQ, is offering the same combo for the low cost of $17.78 — yes, with a double shot of booze — at his Trenton, N.J., 1911 Smoke House Bar-B-Que restaurant. He’s dubbing it the “D Brooks Special.”

Hallett told the NJ.com news site that he can’t feature the deal at the airport itself because the rents are too high there.

Burgers run $17 to $18 at the airport, so Hallett said he suspects it was the alcohol portion of Brooks’s tab that made it so steep. “He must’ve been knocking back a bunch of drinks,” Hallett said.

Hallett and his team have clearly been enjoying their 15 minutes of fame. On its Facebook page, the restaurant even said, “Thanks Dave Brooks for the free publicity,” though it requested that the columnist use the dining spot’s hashtag (#youcantbeatourmeat) in any future references.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CxeP0yZuEtr/
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on September 28, 2023, 12:10:16 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F60UJ4XWwAAJcgA?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: team filler on September 28, 2023, 12:17:59 AM
almost 20 bucks for bourgeoisie lunchable  :cac
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 28, 2023, 01:32:44 PM
https://twitter.com/BeisbolCardBlog/status/1707411245433835776

Fuck Nintex
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: benjipwns on December 07, 2023, 04:26:19 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GAruVIMXEAAoP9j?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: #latestagecapitalism
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 07, 2023, 08:46:16 AM
In honor of those fallen on 9/11. :salute