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Title: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Let's Cyber on May 14, 2017, 02:33:40 AM
I'm drunk an d want to chat.

Chat with me brehs. Heavy shit about life and shit
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Rufus on May 14, 2017, 06:08:18 AM
Phew, you were left hanging pretty hard, huh?

Also, yes, there is a drunk thread. I forget what it's called. Atra started it, I think. No reason to not have another, though.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: chronovore on May 14, 2017, 06:53:39 PM
I wish I could be there drunk in spirit.

I always consider you drunk in spirit.  :-*
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Let's Cyber on May 14, 2017, 09:24:14 PM
Phew, you were left hanging pretty hard, huh?
I passed out like 20 mins after I made the thread so no hard feelings.  :lol
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: toku on May 14, 2017, 10:23:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9hFlHXwkk0
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2017, 10:51:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qBmyV2r.gif)
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 15, 2017, 12:24:31 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/BJLCcNzwaZ344/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Syph on May 15, 2017, 03:49:31 AM
so was at the liquor store and my buddy told me to buy some soju
didn't end up drinking it that night and now i dont know what to do with it...like literally
as in, how do i drink it?

it's 16% and apple flavor; do i drink it straight? shot glass? old fashioned glass? mix with tonic? water? halp
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: chronovore on May 15, 2017, 05:59:07 AM
so was at the liquor store and my buddy told me to buy some soju
didn't end up drinking it that night and now i dont know what to do with it...like literally
as in, how do i drink it?

it's 16% and apple flavor; do i drink it straight? shot glass? old fashioned glass? mix with tonic? water? halp

It's horrible no matter what you do. Koreans will drink it straight or over ice, or even dump a shot into their beer. Yucky.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Syph on May 15, 2017, 10:14:14 PM
so was at the liquor store and my buddy told me to buy some soju
didn't end up drinking it that night and now i dont know what to do with it...like literally
as in, how do i drink it?

it's 16% and apple flavor; do i drink it straight? shot glass? old fashioned glass? mix with tonic? water? halp

It's horrible no matter what you do. Koreans will drink it straight or over ice, or even dump a shot into their beer. Yucky.
Yea my friend mentioned the last option and I thought he was joking lol
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Valkyrie on May 18, 2017, 12:45:31 PM
I dunno how to drunk post.

Send 🦆pics.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: etiolate on May 18, 2017, 12:53:44 PM
(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/15bc9b92-duck-for-scale.jpg)

All the double entendres at once.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Valkyrie on May 18, 2017, 01:01:19 PM
Send 🦆pics.

no
Please don't hate on big ducks.

(https://i.imgur.com/MlYqgfR.jpg)

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I'm halfway sorry for shitposting. :-*
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Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Atramental on May 18, 2017, 01:38:05 PM
geoduck.jpeg

 :doge
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: toku on May 18, 2017, 02:37:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YQ6gykG.gif)
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Valkyrie on May 18, 2017, 04:28:30 PM
Passed out and woke up only 3,5 hours later. Sleeeeepy.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: chronovore on May 18, 2017, 07:18:03 PM
Passed out and woke up only 3,5 hours later. Sleeeeepy.

I can't sleep for shit after a real drunk-on, either.  :-\
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: railGUN on May 18, 2017, 09:29:12 PM
Currently drinking this, neat. See you soon?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZhxbzUO.jpg)
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 18, 2017, 09:33:11 PM
Canadian whisky is not good
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: railGUN on May 18, 2017, 09:42:16 PM
Canadian whisky is not good

Correct, it's fantastic.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 18, 2017, 10:02:06 PM
Maybe to the homeless. 
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: railGUN on May 18, 2017, 10:03:53 PM
Maybe to the homeless.

And so what do you recommend?
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 18, 2017, 10:08:09 PM
dunno
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 18, 2017, 10:46:14 PM
I'm sure there are some good Canadian small batch distributors but I've never seen an off the shelf Canadian whiskey you don't have to bend over to pick up off the shelf
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: railGUN on May 18, 2017, 11:02:36 PM
I'm sure there are some good Canadian small batch distributors but I've never seen an off the shelf Canadian whiskey you don't have to bend over to pick up off the shelf

Okay, so what would you recommend?
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Huff on May 18, 2017, 11:12:13 PM
Have you heard of black velvet? Really top tier
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Huff on May 18, 2017, 11:14:40 PM
The plastic bottles really adds to the mystique
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 18, 2017, 11:30:58 PM
I'm sure there are some good Canadian small batch distributors but I've never seen an off the shelf Canadian whiskey you don't have to bend over to pick up off the shelf

Okay, so what would you recommend?

I dunno I guess animal urine?

What's the top shelf canadian whiskey I'm missing? Canadian mist? Canadian club? Crown royal? I'd rather drink evan williams or wild turkey any day tbh

AND SINCE YOU'RE CLEARLY DYING TO TELL US, WHAT WHISKEY WOULD YOU RECOMMEND, YOU SNOWFLAKE-ASS C(AN)UCK?!
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: railGUN on May 18, 2017, 11:37:07 PM
I mean, Crown Royal Northern Harvest won some big awards last year (and it's delicious but expensive), Canadian Club has different kinds, I like their small batch. That Dark Horse is really good, albeit quite strong. I don't really pay attention to where it is on the shelf, I'm just looking for whiskey that tastes good, neat.

I fucking love cheap scotch/whiskey blends too, like Cutty Sark. Tastes good and gets me lit.  :trumps

 :lol you came in here telling me what I'm drinking is shit, so I asked what you drink.  :umad

I'm starting to think you're not even drunk!
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 18, 2017, 11:42:27 PM
I feel you, and let us not stray from the topic - it's a drunk thread, not a be a meaniehead about regional alcohol thread - cutty sark is clearly great bad whiskey, and i am drunk

i also feel bad about putting club on that list tbh, great cheap whiskey but ur boy gotta get his shots (geddit) in
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 19, 2017, 12:00:27 AM
I had some Laphroaig QC tonight  :snob
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: chronovore on May 19, 2017, 01:26:16 AM
I had some Laphroaig QC tonight  :snob
:dap
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Let's Cyber on May 30, 2017, 11:11:31 PM
Drinking a few 9.2% ABV IPAs on a Tuesday night because why the fuck not.

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belated birthday and off tomorrow anyway  :lawd
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Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: chronovore on May 31, 2017, 12:15:38 AM
Drinking a few 9.2% ABV IPAs on a Tuesday night because why the fuck not.

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belated birthday and off tomorrow anyway  :lawd
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(https://media3.giphy.com/media/Zw3oBUuOlDJ3W/200.gif#3-grid1)
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Tasty on May 31, 2017, 11:25:29 PM
WTF is this shit
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Tasty on May 31, 2017, 11:26:36 PM
I'm a nerd

So like

I track shit

And one of the things I track is


like ummm


this

(http://i.imgur.com/8Kqtnnfl.png)









so yeah
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 31, 2017, 11:33:18 PM
That's way way too much.

https://patient.info/health/recommended-safe-limits-of-alcohol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6kaAS_IMik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNq-JcVlYD4
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Tasty on May 31, 2017, 11:35:10 PM
OK Mr. Doctor

Yeah no shit

:fbm
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Tasty on May 31, 2017, 11:35:49 PM
The pathetic thing is I'm tracking better than I was in 2016

So

Bright spots?

:goty2
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2017, 12:07:34 AM
That chart's out of date

#7
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2017, 12:15:13 AM
Ain't you guys happy to have my Nintendo-loving, alcoholic, abrasive ass back with y'all?
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 01, 2017, 12:33:37 AM
"the heaviest drinkers are of greatly disproportionate importance to the sales and profitability of the alcoholic-beverage industry," he writes. "If the top decile somehow could be induced to curb their consumption level to that of the next lower group (the ninth decile), then total ethanol sales would fall by 60 percent."

save the economy brehs
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For males, regularly having more than 15 drinks per week means one very likely has an alcohol problem.
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Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: toku on June 01, 2017, 12:44:56 AM
i am baby

(http://i.imgur.com/TTcpurd.gif)
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: thisismyusername on June 01, 2017, 12:56:23 AM
Please tell me the 32 a week is shots and not actual glasses.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2017, 01:55:11 AM
Please tell me the 32 a week is shots and not actual glasses.

Mostly glasses of wine, glasses of jack and coke, and cans of beer-like swill.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 01, 2017, 04:43:07 AM
Reading shit like that makes me wonder if I'm either #blessed by my metabolism or I'm just a way more dedicated alcoholic
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 01, 2017, 12:37:13 PM
I'm a nerd

So like

I track shit

And one of the things I track is


like ummm


this

(http://i.imgur.com/8Kqtnnfl.png)









so yeah

I thought this was the relationship thread at first.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Rufus on June 01, 2017, 12:42:08 PM
I can appreciate a good chart, but isn't that one kind of useless if you don't take actual alcohol content into account?
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2017, 01:25:15 PM
It only looks like a lot of alcohol if it were to be consumed in a short amount of time. If you have 8 drinks over the course of 5-6 hours you won't be wasted and waking with a hangover.

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Unless you skipped dinner.  :ohyou
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Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Valkyrie on June 01, 2017, 01:57:19 PM
Thought it was a masturbation tracker. :doge
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2017, 03:56:55 PM
It only looks like a lot of alcohol if it were to be consumed in a short amount of time. If you have 8 drinks over the course of 5-6 hours you won't be wasted and waking with a hangover.

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Unless you skipped dinner.  :ohyou
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Basically, yes.

It's not like I'm pounding eight drinks in two hours or whatever.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2017, 03:57:09 PM
Thought it was a masturbation tracker. :doge

It'd probably be similar in numbers.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Rufus on June 01, 2017, 04:48:11 PM
It only looks like a lot of alcohol if it were to be consumed in a short amount of time. If you have 8 drinks over the course of 5-6 hours you won't be wasted and waking with a hangover.

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Unless you skipped dinner.  :ohyou
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Basically, yes.

It's not like I'm pounding eight drinks in two hours or whatever.
Nitpicking a spreadsheet is such a painfully German thing to be doing, but a glass of wine isn't the same as a glass of hard liquour, everything else being equal. You should at least track what you drink, that way you can estimate.

Or bring a measuring cup to the bar, do this properly.  :ryker
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Huff on June 01, 2017, 05:51:44 PM
Drinks per day? Your what 23-24ish now?

Nothing wrong with doing that now while you can.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Huff on June 01, 2017, 05:53:58 PM
Hangovers now after drinking hard put me into a 2-3 day zombie status
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 01, 2017, 10:54:53 PM
I have been drunk for a solid 48 hours now
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 01, 2017, 10:55:46 PM
Few things are weirder than the first time you wake up the day after you were really hungover and realize you're still hungover.

also this isn't weird at all w/e tho
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 10, 2017, 03:26:47 AM
im drunk af
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Valkyrie on June 10, 2017, 03:45:13 AM
Nice. What did you drink? I was thinking of sippin' some in a few hours.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Huff on June 10, 2017, 07:37:32 AM
Maybe shouldn't have gotten blitzed last night. Still in bed and neee to be at work in 20 min
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 10, 2017, 05:09:14 PM
my favorite beer is seasonal and out of stock every where :(
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Tasty on June 10, 2017, 08:45:59 PM
my favorite beer is seasonal and out of stock every where :(

Now you know the pain of us Pumpkin Spice lovers.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 10, 2017, 08:47:18 PM
I don't know that gay community term.  Can you point me to a 30 rock gag that references it? 
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Tasty on June 10, 2017, 08:56:12 PM
I don't know that gay community term.  Can you point me to a 30 rock gag that references it?

How about I make you gag on my 30 rock, bitch
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 10, 2017, 08:57:18 PM
I'd do anything for more 30 rock. 
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 10, 2017, 08:57:49 PM
Also urban dictionary says its Gay Trump supporters. 
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 10, 2017, 11:52:32 PM
got drunk and played dark souls.  someone with the N-word in their user name summoned me and once we got into the boss battle I just did the rest gesture, lol.  suck it racist. 
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Mupepe on June 11, 2017, 12:23:13 AM
I have been drinking all day and now I'm playing The Order 1886.  Although I started it the other day I think I'm far enough into it and drunk enough to be honest with myself and say this game really does suck as bad as everyone says
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: toku on June 21, 2017, 08:03:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCmLtPa2QKQ
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 21, 2017, 08:35:51 PM
Having a few beers and playing Xcom 2!

Is it considered drinking alone if you're in a party chat? :doge
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: toku on June 21, 2017, 09:00:11 PM
this next shot is for my nicca kaffir the reaper
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Huff on June 21, 2017, 09:30:59 PM
Found a great dive bar full of like 50 yo locals

shame it took a year
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: toku on June 21, 2017, 10:13:38 PM
ive seen her, take down that tequila down by the liter, i know i had to meet her~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diW6jXhLE0E
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 24, 2017, 02:15:36 AM
Tons of Irish car bombs. I'm super drunk now
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: chronovore on June 24, 2017, 03:47:32 AM
I'm enjoying a Japanese saison right now, Boku Beer, Kimi Beer (I Am Beer, You Are Beer), with plans to raid my neighbor's whisky collection later this evening. If I don't post again within 16 hours, call the President, Prime Minister Abe, Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Trent Dole on June 24, 2017, 05:55:41 AM
I'll like, have a drink at the end of the day or whatever. Rarely two. Except when I get some smirnoff vodka or fireball.I just randomly hit that here and there when it's around if I don't have work incoming.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: chronovore on June 25, 2017, 10:21:24 AM
We had half a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, then finished off a bottle of Lonach 39, which was amazing.

Please let Notorious RBG know she can STAND DOWN.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 26, 2017, 09:45:07 PM
IPA night. Here we go again.  :-\ Might as well drink away my sorrows because life has no meaning anyway

EDIT: The content of this post was changed to better accommodate certain readers.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 26, 2017, 10:28:10 PM
ah, no thanks.  IPAs and pimp emoticons do not mix. 
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 26, 2017, 10:29:09 PM
 IPA night again. Let's go :bobby

fixed for you
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 26, 2017, 10:29:34 PM
 :larry
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: toku on June 27, 2017, 02:25:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/eBnKs5p.gif)
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2017, 09:37:36 AM
that is a lot
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 27, 2017, 12:54:50 PM
For males, regularly having more than 15 drinks per week means one very likely has an alcohol problem.

That's not really that much. You could hit that with 1-2 beers a night and one weekend night where you drink 4-5.
Maybe every once in awhile it isn't a problem but consistently having 15 drinks a week? That is a lot. 15 drinks a week would put one in the top 20% for drinkers in the US. (obviously many in the top 10% are severe alcoholics at 10 drinks per day on average. )
 
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2014/09/25/think-you-drink-a-lot-this-chart-will-tell-you/?utm_term=.afcf320d6021

Anecdote time, my buddy was in his mid-20s when his doctor told him to cut back. He was drinking around 16-18 beers a week, usually just post-work socializing with his work friends, and he started to have blood in his stool.   :holeup  He had been drinking that way for several years before it caught up to him but it did eventually accumulate. Like you said it only takes a few beers a night plus a few extra on the weekend to hit that level, it can sneak up on you.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 30, 2017, 11:41:16 PM
spinny drunk to the point that riverdales plot is complex
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 30, 2017, 11:41:35 PM
also those girls are hot
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 01, 2017, 12:56:14 AM
I didn't get to go to jiu-jitsu tonight because I didn't have my car keys

uh huh
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Atramental on July 01, 2017, 03:59:29 PM
I had lots of beer and wine together last night at a party and I'm paying for it today.

Blergh.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Let's Cyber on July 01, 2017, 04:37:02 PM
This first Planet of the Apes movie is legit as fuck.
1968 or Rise? Either way, you are correct.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 01, 2017, 09:38:14 PM
Cointreau + fresh lime on the rocks has sustained me in this heat.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 01, 2017, 10:57:33 PM
There isn't a drunk thread. Sorry for taking so long to clear this up.
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: CHOW CHOW on July 02, 2017, 02:50:23 AM
*hiccup*
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: toku on July 02, 2017, 02:11:15 PM
happy 4th of july weekend you fucks
Title: Re: Is there a drunk thread?
Post by: Let's Cyber on July 02, 2017, 02:45:45 PM
There isn't a drunk thread. Sorry for taking so long to clear this up.
:playa

I changed the thread title in the name of justice and prosperity.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Valkyrie on July 02, 2017, 06:36:36 PM
It's Monday but I don't give a shit because I'm in the mood for some umeshu on the rocks tonight.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on July 02, 2017, 06:46:20 PM
The designer who put me in her fashion show held a thank-you party. The beer was unimpressive, but the wine was good. Food was great: shishikebab with an assortment of all the farmyard animals, and this insane carrot/raisin salad with cumin. The afterparty was lit, too, with a wild assortment of local characters.

I didn't think I'd had too much to drink, but waking up at 3, 4, and 5:30, as well as the motherfucker of a headache I'm sporting say otherwise.   :'(
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: toku on July 03, 2017, 01:25:27 PM
more tequila and vodka bless up
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on July 03, 2017, 02:52:05 PM
7-hour backyard party with friends later tonight and tomorrow off to deal with the hangover, shit's gonna get crunk.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Valkyrie on July 03, 2017, 06:01:47 PM
7-hour backyard party with friends later tonight and tomorrow off to deal with the hangover, shit's gonna get crunk.
Remember to drink lotsa water, and eat something before bed. I believe in you!
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Huff on July 03, 2017, 06:45:29 PM
Remember to black the fuck out and make mistakes

I believe in you
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 03, 2017, 09:43:57 PM
I don't approve of Joe approving of my drinking. 
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on July 05, 2017, 11:20:24 AM
Remember to black the fuck out and make mistakes

I believe in you

I did not live up to this. :fbm Had like 5 beers total. Think I'm losing my love of alcohol. Which is probably a good thing...
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on July 05, 2017, 07:36:01 PM
Remember to black the fuck out and make mistakes

I believe in you

I did not live up to this. :fbm Had like 5 beers total. Think I'm losing my love of alcohol. Which is probably a good thing...

 From some of your other posts, it does seem like slowing down is a very good idea.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on July 05, 2017, 07:41:29 PM
 :heartbeat
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 08, 2017, 05:30:11 AM
Went out drinking before catching a 1am showing of Spider-man. Super fun time.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on July 08, 2017, 05:44:21 AM
Had a nice NZ Renaissance Brewing ELEMENTAL Porter Ale, and it was goddamned fantastic but a little like being massaged by a dwarf.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 09, 2017, 01:12:14 AM
https://youtu.be/M7Tr2fggocI

Debating sending a text to this Suicide Girl that I ghosted in January. More wine and Hop Nosh will lead me to the right decision.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: FatalT on July 09, 2017, 01:14:40 AM
Debating sending a text to this Suicide Girl that I ghosted in January. More wine and Hop Nosh will lead me to the right decision.

The answer is yes. What do you have to lose?
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 09, 2017, 01:23:15 AM
Debating sending a text to this Suicide Girl that I ghosted in January. More wine and Hop Nosh will lead me to the right decision.

The answer is yes. What do you have to lose?

My life's fucked up. Seems unfair to invite someone along?
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 09, 2017, 01:43:46 AM
Fuck it, text sent.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Let's Cyber on July 09, 2017, 02:18:03 AM
Fuck it, text sent.
:like
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 09, 2017, 02:50:20 AM
We're meeting tomorrow (later today) for drinks, then my friends are showing up about an hour later.

Finally finding out her Suicide Girl username :whew
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 09, 2017, 03:28:08 AM
bout to go in on some cheap liquor, praying for future me
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Post by: Huff on July 09, 2017, 10:29:21 AM
I hurt everywhere
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2017, 10:32:12 AM
We're meeting tomorrow (later today) for drinks, then my friends are showing up about an hour later.

Finally finding out her Suicide Girl username :whew

:bow2

you living the dream
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Post by: Tasty on July 10, 2017, 10:23:26 AM
Got pretty wasted Saturday with my roommate watching the first two Harry Potter movies since he's never seen them.

Spent all of Sunday recovering. Waste of a weekend day. :goty2 But worth it lol.

Watched Azkaban last night. Seeing him try to connect the dots in real-time was amazing (same for the Tom Riddle stuff in Chamber of Secrets.) Highly recommend.
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Post by: Valkyrie on July 10, 2017, 12:26:49 PM
Love love love the Harry Potter movies. :heartbeat
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Post by: Let's Cyber on July 10, 2017, 09:23:13 PM
Do they hold up? I remember really liking the 3rd one but it's probably been 12 years since I first saw it.
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Post by: chronovore on July 10, 2017, 10:08:26 PM
Do they hold up? I remember really liking the 3rd one but it's probably been 12 years since I first saw it.
3rd one's still good, if that's the Cuarón one. I didn't like the first two at all, because Chris Columbus is a hack. Cuarón made it all better.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Let's Cyber on July 14, 2017, 03:29:56 AM
My sister brought me some sangria and wine back from Spain, time for a break from that hipster IPA shit this Friday Night. 
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Post by: chronovore on July 14, 2017, 10:19:18 AM
Feeling mellow after just two shots of Finlaggan. It was a long day:
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Post by: Let's Cyber on July 14, 2017, 10:45:19 AM
  • saw a fucking terrifying ghost on the train platform
(https://media.giphy.com/media/xT1XGYVvVNNxqBMEJG/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on July 15, 2017, 09:28:28 AM
 My brain is already trying to convince me that it was just my imagination, but I was standing on the train platform and had a creepy feeling like someone was going to try and push me onto the tracks. I started leaning back away from the tracks involuntarily, and as the train arrived,  in the reflection in the train windows, I saw a man with both hands raised behind me as if getting ready to push me, but his head was lowered, hanging down.

 I have never seen a ghost before. I saw a great big black shape once in my apartment in Kyoto, in the house that was over 100 years old. I think that was a ghost, but it was just a big black shape. This was literally a recognizable person.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 15, 2017, 04:36:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dja8Zx39Jks
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Let's Cyber on July 16, 2017, 08:58:59 AM
I know a lot of people like the the first woman in the doc, unfortunately. Those 26-30 y/o getting trashed every weekend like they're still in undergrad

That last guy, Neal :goty
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Post by: Huff on July 16, 2017, 03:48:38 PM
That's ugh basically my group of friends and the type of women I date lulz
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Post by: chronovore on July 17, 2017, 04:39:24 AM
Beer festival at a newly re-opened garden/bbq craft beer joint. Had a raft of beer, and homemade sausages.

Next day a small get-together turned into a party, and I shared about 4 liters of my beer backlog with appreciative friends. Pizza Port, Lagunitas, some belgian stuff.

Good weekend, but I need to slow down.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 17, 2017, 01:32:56 PM
Alcohol stigmas   ::)
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Post by: toku on July 24, 2017, 01:22:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SxjoipL.gif)
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Post by: Let's Cyber on July 25, 2017, 02:13:49 PM
 :lawd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92NCYUPtXfA
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Trent Dole on July 28, 2017, 02:31:34 AM
Had the weekend off and got a bottle of this on Saturday
(http://i.imgur.com/4186sHM.jpg)
Since it was half gone after Sunday I guess I like it.
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Post by: Huff on July 28, 2017, 02:19:13 PM
Blacked out with my buddy. Got separated. He fell asleep outside of a bar. Didn't make it back to his house til the morning

He's in hot water with the fiancé and my wedding invite is hanging by a thread

Lulz
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Post by: El Babua on July 29, 2017, 11:04:16 PM
Trying to keep a buzz going till the Jones/Cormier fight.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Huff on August 05, 2017, 10:12:18 AM
Was up at 4 am sending snaps.

That's never a good sign
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Post by: chronovore on August 05, 2017, 10:17:17 AM
Was up at 4 am sending snaps.

That's never a good sign

Enjoy hearing from your Ex for the next several days?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 06, 2017, 06:07:28 PM
After 9 months of not being able to get this in toronto, LCBO finally got it back in stock.  My favourite,

(https://ard-shop-media.s3.amazonaws.com/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/f/i/file_7.jpg)

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Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 07, 2017, 10:00:38 PM
Should I get drunk tonight? I don't really have any reason to. Also, I just ate half a pizza.
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Post by: Tasty on August 07, 2017, 10:06:25 PM
Should I get drunk tonight? I don't really have any reason to. Also, I just ate half a pizza.

I'm gonna get a bit buzzed and maybe masturbate in the living room.
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 07, 2017, 10:11:02 PM
I'm genuinely not sure which direction that moves the needle on my 'should i drinkometer'. I think towards 'do it'? Idk :/
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 07, 2017, 10:48:17 PM
Fuck it I'm getting my Swanson on
(http://i.imgur.com/IrKktmH.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on August 07, 2017, 11:37:12 PM
I'm genuinely not sure which direction that moves the needle on my 'should i drinkometer'. I think towards 'do it'? Idk :/

Oh I was just talking to talk.
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Post by: toku on August 08, 2017, 02:44:38 AM
bout to drink a redbull and power through cheap tequila bless up
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 08, 2017, 03:34:44 AM
bout to drink a redbull and power through cheap tequila bless up
endure and enjoy. i believe
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 08, 2017, 08:16:05 PM
impulse bought another bottle

(http://www.whisky.fr/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/8/m8314.jpg)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 08, 2017, 08:45:44 PM
The home collection
(http://i.imgur.com/v5opPFth.jpg)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 08, 2017, 09:56:49 PM
The laga is a bit disappointing from what I remembered.   

Goona hit into a bunch of ciders I also got.  First up blackberry. 
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 08, 2017, 10:55:20 PM
rhubarb cider up next
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Post by: Tasty on August 08, 2017, 11:31:56 PM
Bought a 12-pack of my favorite beer, Blue Moon.

*puts rare Massachusetts "Basic Bitch" state ID card back in wallet*
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 08, 2017, 11:35:04 PM
My friends step mom works for Molson so he gets free beer which he brings to our weekly meetings - blue moon included.  Its alright. 
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on August 09, 2017, 03:27:18 AM
I'm no beer expert, but I have tried a fair many beers, and I just like it the best. It's light without being Bud Light-esque pisswater. And it's served with an orange. So good.

For the record, I also just hate IPAs.
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Post by: Tasty on August 09, 2017, 04:17:05 PM
🤔 Will take that as a compliment.

Death to IPAs.
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Post by: Let's Cyber on August 09, 2017, 06:19:20 PM
 :jeanluc
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on August 09, 2017, 07:38:46 PM
I've been stateside for 2.5 weeks, enjoying time with family, and just about every kind of beer I can find. I've enjoyed more stouts and saisons this time, but sours still seem to be beyond my palate's range.

Probably going to give up daily beers once I'm back in Japan, not only because there's nothing good to drink, but it'll help with the impending "diet."

🤔 Will take that as a compliment.

Death to IPAs.

This is an ugly look for you.
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Post by: Tasty on August 09, 2017, 07:56:56 PM
All my looks are stone cold fabulous, bb.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 09, 2017, 07:57:45 PM
IPAs are gross.  *Fistbumps tasty
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Post by: chronovore on August 09, 2017, 08:01:27 PM
All my looks are stone cold fabulous, bb.

**swoons**
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Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2017, 07:47:06 PM
As is evidenced by my posts in the last hour, I am greatly buzzed.

Apothic Red is delicious, but also demonic brehs.
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Post by: Let's Cyber on August 16, 2017, 09:31:30 PM
I completely dropped beer around 4 weeks ago, partially because I was going in pretty hard in May and June and needed to slow down. Gonna try to keep this going but I do miss a cold beers on the patio right now.

 :stahp
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Post by: Guessed on August 26, 2017, 03:27:14 AM
Worried sometimes.

Y'all seem to be good people. Hope things are going well for you!
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Post by: Huff on August 28, 2017, 02:20:25 PM
Blacked out with my buddy. Got separated. He fell asleep outside of a bar. Didn't make it back to his house til the morning

He's in hot water with the fiancé and my wedding invite is hanging by a thread

Lulz

Any update on the wedding invite situation?


Lolol newest update. Bride trying to chop me from the list. Groom giving it his best shot to keep me on. Outlook: not good
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Post by: El Babua on September 21, 2017, 02:36:20 AM
Drunk as hell right now.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Huff on October 06, 2017, 07:15:43 AM
Got scratched from my buddys wedding  :lol :lol

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Post by: Let's Cyber on October 07, 2017, 02:37:31 PM
Got scratched from my buddys wedding  :lol :lol
:salute
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Post by: Trent Dole on October 07, 2017, 07:00:48 PM
Smirnoff's got some Peppermint Vodka for the holidays complete with a scratch and sniff bottle. It is indeed tasty and pepperminty.
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Post by: Dennis on October 07, 2017, 07:01:50 PM
Red wine is where it is at.
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Post by: toku on October 07, 2017, 07:14:49 PM
Smirnoff's got some Peppermint Vodka for the holidays complete with a scratch and sniff bottle. It is indeed tasty and pepperminty.

say no to flavored vodka
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Trent Dole on October 08, 2017, 02:32:47 AM
Is Whiskey allowed? I ain't dropping Sinfire. :-[
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Post by: chronovore on October 08, 2017, 09:50:26 PM
Is Whiskey allowed? I ain't dropping Sinfire. :-[

That's a liqueur. Enjoy your girl drink.
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Post by: Trent Dole on October 09, 2017, 05:18:21 AM
This is me, I know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzfihVLm_Uc
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Let's Cyber on October 11, 2017, 10:58:52 PM
Depressing shit in the drunk thread

 :kobeyuck
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Post by: desert punk on October 12, 2017, 07:49:24 AM
My condolences.

And no it ain't trashy. Did kinda the same when my grandma died three years ago.
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Post by: Guessed on October 12, 2017, 09:17:17 AM
Sorry for your losses.

My cousins, siblings, and I did the same thing earlier this year when our grandmother passed.
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Post by: Let's Cyber on October 22, 2017, 04:42:34 AM
Wasn't having a great week. Thank you for the kind words, brehs.

 :respect
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Post by: agrajag on October 22, 2017, 04:51:39 AM
I missed your post pre-edit, but my condolences, Cyber.

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Post by: agrajag on October 23, 2017, 11:32:29 PM
well, I am properly drunk. Who else has been drinking tonight?
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Huff on October 27, 2017, 07:43:25 PM
I picked up two extra shifts on my week off. That sucked, so now I'm a bottle of wine down. Got about 5 more unopened and ready to be drank.

Imma be nice and blackout for the cruncheons reunite cast
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 27, 2017, 09:41:40 PM
Wife is visiting her mother so I just drank a few whiskeys at a bar up here and I’m feelin goooood

Dick pic requests in pm
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Post by: Huff on October 28, 2017, 08:44:21 AM
Passed out on the couch watching college football before 10pm. When did I turn into my dad
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Post by: Bebpo on October 28, 2017, 07:27:09 PM
Had some sort of stomach flu for a week+, stomach feels knotty, always nauseas and no appetite. Nothing’s seemed to help, so today trying out my dad’s old remedy of “drink a lot of alcohol and it’ll kill whatever’s bad inside”, cracked open a nice bottle of white wine and been drinking it. Dunno if it’ll work but definitely feel better atm thanks to the alcohol so  :yeshrug
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Post by: Bebpo on October 28, 2017, 10:26:13 PM
At this point I'm so drunk I can't even type the password correctly to get into my desktop ><

Yet, somehow I've been able to finish the end of ch.4 in Sen no Kiseki III will totally drinking more and more....
rpgs! the minimal effort, decent reward videogaming.
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Post by: hungrynoob on October 29, 2017, 12:08:28 AM
I drink all the time and never get sick, so definitely work.  :doge
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Post by: Bebpo on October 30, 2017, 11:01:44 PM
Had some sort of stomach flu for a week+, stomach feels knotty, always nauseas and no appetite. Nothing’s seemed to help, so today trying out my dad’s old remedy of “drink a lot of alcohol and it’ll kill whatever’s bad inside”, cracked open a nice bottle of white wine and been drinking it. Dunno if it’ll work but definitely feel better atm thanks to the alcohol so  :yeshrug

Follow up - drinking did not work, got even more sick, and ended up at urgent care.

 :'(
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Post by: Rufus on October 30, 2017, 11:26:46 PM
Get well soon, Beps.
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Post by: chronovore on October 31, 2017, 03:25:38 AM
Ye gads, Bebsy, don't do that! Get better soon! Pretend the drip IVs are a cocktail!

Depressing shit in the drunk thread

 :kobeyuck
The drunk thread is not depressing. It's called "maudlin" when we're drunk.

Wife is visiting her mother so I just drank a few whiskeys at a bar up here and I’m feelin goooood

Dick pic requests in pm
Redhead side-piece action pictures are welcome.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 31, 2017, 05:19:52 PM
Too late check ur pms

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Post by: chronovore on November 05, 2017, 09:34:59 PM
That was a difficult fap.
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on November 10, 2017, 07:20:28 PM
hi i am drunk

anyone wanna join in on the fun?
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 11, 2017, 03:22:31 PM
Bought some blueberry ale cause I'm a pussy but I also have refined taste
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: nudemacusers on November 11, 2017, 11:26:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/m3o9Oli.jpg)

Freshly made eggnog, loads of bourbon and whipped cream 🎅🏻❄️
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 16, 2017, 08:21:26 PM
Got two new bottles of scotch today: kilkerann 12 and jura superstition

The kilkerann is really nice. 
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Post by: hungrynoob on November 16, 2017, 08:39:34 PM

Freshly made eggnog, loads of bourbon and whipped cream 🎅🏻❄️

never tried eggnogg, but the idea of it sounds tasty af.
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Post by: Tasty on November 16, 2017, 10:00:14 PM
Eggnog 😍

Just bought some five minutes ago :lawd
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2017, 10:01:39 PM
never had alcohol-based egg nog. What do I do? What's the best mixer, vodka?
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on November 16, 2017, 10:28:55 PM
I would think spiced rum.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Brehvolution on November 17, 2017, 10:13:53 AM
Bought some blueberry ale cause I'm a pussy but I also have refined taste

I love blueberry ale. There is a local brewery that makes a great one. Too bad it's seasonal.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Himu on November 17, 2017, 10:19:49 AM
Blueberry ale?! Where to get?!
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 17, 2017, 12:36:08 PM
Bought some blueberry ale cause I'm a pussy but I also have refined taste

I love blueberry ale. There is a local brewery that makes a great one. Too bad it's seasonal.

I love how refreshing it is. Not sure if its common but they drop whole blueberries in the local drafts

Blueberry ale?! Where to get?!

I'm unsure if theres a national ale but try out one of your higher class liqour stores that are more likely to carry local beers.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Brehvolution on November 17, 2017, 12:39:18 PM
Bought some blueberry ale cause I'm a pussy but I also have refined taste

I love blueberry ale. There is a local brewery that makes a great one. Too bad it's seasonal.

I love how refreshing it is. Not sure if its common but they drop whole blueberries in the local drafts

If you do a tasting there, they will put a blueberry or 2 in the glass. They don't add them to growlers or in the bottles at the store.
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Post by: nudemacusers on November 17, 2017, 05:49:26 PM
never had alcohol-based egg nog. What do I do? What's the best mixer, vodka?
It’s very easy to do

http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-homemade-eggnog-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-214298

I just use bourbon. Ymmv. The booze will murder any and all bacteria. It’s so good. 🤤
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 18, 2017, 07:52:43 PM
Sobieski polish vodka all up in ma shit
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Post by: chronovore on November 18, 2017, 11:24:32 PM
Sobieski polish vodka all up in ma shit

If I could get Leelee Sobieski all up in ma shit, I'd be drunk on life.

OT: bought and imbibed a local genshuu sake, which turned out to be way sweeter than expected, now I'll have to drink 1.8L of it on my own.
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Post by: Tasty on November 19, 2017, 10:55:37 PM
Been stone-cold sober since Wednesday... until tonight. Sunday. Uuuuugh.

My life is Yugioh reruns. Help.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on November 21, 2017, 08:40:23 AM
I'm a bit lit.

So… Mila Kunis is donating monthly to Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence's name. There's a move by the anti-choice crowd to boycott Jim Beam. So I bought my first bottle of non-single malt whiskey. I tried The Devil's Cut, it's alright. Made me sneeze every time I drank it. As of today, it's empty, so I bought the Jim Beam Rye, and used my empty bottle to keep my bacon flat while I fried it.

(https://i.imgur.com/u4bKZaGl.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on November 21, 2017, 09:04:29 AM
 :lol I was wondering what the hell that was under the bottle. That is a good idea though.
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Post by: Huff on November 21, 2017, 01:07:14 PM
started my first day off of 7 with an 11 AM bloody mary. this is going to end well
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on November 21, 2017, 07:10:19 PM
:lol I was wondering what the hell that was under the bottle. That is a good idea though.

And now Imgur wants me to know that I could have died from an exploding bottle due to sudden temperature changes. Don't they know that bacon protects us all?
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Post by: toku on November 22, 2017, 07:49:27 PM
too much gin
fucking
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Post by: chronovore on November 22, 2017, 08:10:25 PM
too much gin
fucking
:rofl

Nice.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 24, 2017, 11:51:40 PM
I wish we lived in a Star Trek TNG like future where we're given a liver to live out our own angst, punishing the god given liver we have to be replaced with the government provided synth liver we'll get once we balance, if we do.
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Post by: toku on December 04, 2017, 12:13:47 AM
new apc grew on me
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Post by: Bebpo on December 04, 2017, 01:08:56 AM
First night in New Orleans, had some holiday drinks & ate a rabbit (tasted like chicken).

Now got a headache and forgot to pack Tylenol. First thing grabbing in the morning. Been drinking a ton of water, but I drink so rarely I get mini-hangover headaches 2 hours later, which sucks. Doing a drunk history tour tomorrow so hopefully that goes over better.
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Post by: Huff on December 04, 2017, 02:03:52 AM
I'm on a Gin kick lately.

Feel like I remember a thread years ago talking about underrated or rare/great gins outside of the standard hendricks

Billy R feel free to repost your list if you read this. Or anyone else that has some examples
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Post by: chronovore on December 04, 2017, 06:15:14 PM
First night in New Orleans, had some holiday drinks & ate a rabbit (tasted like chicken).

Now got a headache and forgot to pack Tylenol. First thing grabbing in the morning. Been drinking a ton of water, but I drink so rarely I get mini-hangover headaches 2 hours later, which sucks. Doing a drunk history tour tomorrow so hopefully that goes over better.
What's a "drunk history tour"? Do they get you drunk, or is it like the show, where the host is drunk?
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Post by: Tasty on December 04, 2017, 08:13:07 PM
When I had rabbit the consistency was like mashed potatoes. It was OK but gamey.

Venison is better.
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Post by: chronovore on December 06, 2017, 08:18:30 AM
I think you had bad rabbit, but you're right, venison is straight-up wonderful.

My best dad-joke ever was related to deer: There was a contest to make the best deer puns available. Everyone had stupid shit like, "Oh, my deer, you have no idea!" and "Doe! I wish I'd thought of that!" and the non-sequitir, "Oh, you're all just horny" — not even an antler reference.

So I swooped in and used several puns in a retort that I've since forgotten, but one of the guys said, "You ASSHOLE. You swept up every remaining deer pun there is. How fucking selfish! You're an ass."

So I responded, "Venison, vidi, vici."

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Post by: chronovore on December 09, 2017, 11:01:47 AM
Had a Star Wars party at a friend's place today. Watched eps IV through VII, had wayyyyy too much whisky. Found out even standard Ballantine's is quite good, and had my opinion on Jim Beam's RYE reinforced by REY.

One dude at the party was a bad drunk, he seemed to be able to pull apart anything I said as confrontational. I was trying to be a nice guest, not cause problems, but it almost seemed like the guy was going to take a poke at me. :-\ Some people can't handle having a good time.
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Post by: nudemacusers on December 09, 2017, 11:48:44 PM
Rémy Martin 1738 is p nice on ice with a few slides of orange. Plus goes well with chocolate  :doge
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on December 10, 2017, 03:54:07 AM
At Thanksgiving I was having Makers on the rocks with just a splash of soda water, and my uncle gave me some other whisky to taste out that tasted very, very similar to Makers, but had an even easier finish. I wish I could remember what it was called. Any ideas, drunk brehs?
I couldn't even tell you what Maker's flavor profile is.
Had the standard Ballantine's last night, first time for me. Very nice.
Still enjoying the fuck out of Jim Beam Rye, too.
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Post by: agrajag on December 10, 2017, 02:08:41 PM
Ugh, my body just doesn't want to handle alcohol anymore   :-X
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Brehvolution on December 11, 2017, 11:42:17 AM
At Thanksgiving I was having Makers on the rocks with just a splash of soda water, and my uncle gave me some other whisky to taste out that tasted very, very similar to Makers, but had an even easier finish. I wish I could remember what it was called. Any ideas, drunk brehs?

The older the whiskey, the smoother it is IMO. A Jameson 12 year is damn good, but the 18 year is so much better. It's getting very expensive with older whiskeys these days though.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: nudemacusers on December 11, 2017, 04:34:05 PM
Can anyone rec a good Armagnac? Max I’d dole out is prob $60
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 16, 2017, 09:25:17 PM
Got pretty fucked up last night. Woke up to find i had drunkenly made myself a ham and cheese sandwich and a bowl of chicken noodle soup. Devoured that shit.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: nudemacusers on December 16, 2017, 10:47:24 PM
Hot Irish breakfast + whisky is great. Vodka is not a good mix for tea imo.

In other warm drinks, also a big fan of warm mulled cider & cognac/calvados
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Post by: hungrynoob on December 17, 2017, 02:35:17 PM
Was not in a good state last night, sitting outside the club, friends inside and i was stuggling to keep my head up and my eyes open. Some girl came in and sat next to me, i remember showing her my stamp to get back in, she showed me her wrist but didnt see anything there, was was feeling me up and finger locked my hand like a gf would do, and she kept repeating "leave if you want" - at first i didnt know what to do, i didnt want to be rude but i didnt want to go along with it, ended up saying "come and find me upstairs", never saw her again.

Went back out and this time a dude approached me, fortunately my mates gf was there so I kept telling him "I'll be okay my sister is here", at first i thought he was being nice, but he kept pushing and asking "you have somewhere to go tonight?", my mates gf had to politely ask him to fuck off.

Didnt think i drank that much, even my mate said "ive never seen you this fucked" - i dont think i was spiked, i remember most of the night, and cant think of an opportunity as to when i could be. But man, what a weird ass night.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 17, 2017, 05:16:03 PM
Was not in a good state last night, sitting outside the club, friends inside and i was stuggling to keep my head up and my eyes open. Some girl came in and sat next to me, i remember showing her my stamp to get back in, she showed me her wrist but didnt see anything there, was was feeling me up and finger locked my hand like a gf would do, and she kept repeating "leave if you want" - at first i didnt know what to do, i didnt want to be rude but i didnt want to go along with it, ended up saying "come and find me upstairs", never saw her again.

Went back out and this time a dude approached me, fortunately my mates gf was there so I kept telling him "I'll be okay my sister is here", at first i thought he was being nice, but he kept pushing and asking "you have somewhere to go tonight?", my mates gf had to politely ask him to fuck off.

Didnt think i drank that much, even my mate said "ive never seen you this fucked" - i dont think i was spiked, i remember most of the night, and cant think of an opportunity as to when i could be. But man, what a weird ass night.

Yeah that girl dosed yo ass
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on December 21, 2017, 08:56:07 AM
Looked at Reddit's beginner guide to whisky. I really only drink single malts, but have been enjoying simpler pleasures lately, such as Jim Beam's rye and the basic Ballantine's. Today I grabbed Evan Williams' black label whiskey, and I gotta say it's a fine drop. Caramel or brown sugary flavors — some vanilla maybe? Good stuff.

And I like you guys, too.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on December 24, 2017, 10:42:40 AM
Had the friends-and-family Christmas party yesterday. A friend who only drinks whisky arrived at the actual party start time, 13:00, and I couldn't let him drink alone… There was a lot more stuff:
https://youtu.be/6uvg-ug9CvE?t=40s

Sometime around 2AM, my neighbor introduced tequila to the ongoing Jenga game - losers do a shot. This is a bad, bad idea. Never do this. Most of today was written off to Tequila Jenga losses.

Great party though.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Let's Cyber on December 24, 2017, 01:28:37 PM
Catching my sisters up on Game of Thrones while getting drunk on eggnog. Will probably play some Settlers of Catan later, too.

Christmas Eve  :ohyeah
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 29, 2017, 11:10:41 PM
What's drunk bores opinion on Current 93 cause I feel that's me but I also feel if I named dropped Current 93 it would be a red flag
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on January 06, 2018, 08:16:20 AM
Had some awamori over leftover really nice party ice, feeling a buzz but more sleepy than I should at nine-freaking-thirty PM. I need to buy more of this stuff, it's straight toxin. Watched The White Queen, feeling very lucky not to be medieval British nobility.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: nudemacusers on January 06, 2018, 08:23:42 AM
What's drunk bores opinion on Current 93 cause I feel that's me but I also feel if I named dropped Current 93 it would be a red flag
Current 93 is pretty great. It’s not as red flaggy as say, death in june.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on January 12, 2018, 08:55:11 AM
Still loving Jim Beam Rye — this is probably my favorite go-to whisky right now, until I make enough money to not care about how much Oban costs.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 13, 2018, 01:21:00 AM
When you're so drunk you break out your greatest drunk hits

https://youtu.be/J_7Fj_UrqgQ

Vocal House soothes all souls
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on January 13, 2018, 07:42:14 AM
Your video is not available.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 13, 2018, 02:02:51 PM
Damnit
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Post by: Rufus on January 13, 2018, 05:29:03 PM
It's on Spotify
https://open.spotify.com/track/086ADyqatYNanWLnESMq4X
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Trurl on January 16, 2018, 06:53:32 PM
This is the best forum in the world without even trying
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on January 17, 2018, 12:50:10 AM
It's on Spotify
https://open.spotify.com/track/086ADyqatYNanWLnESMq4X

Turns out the free version of Spotify won't play it in Japan.  :-\

BUT YOU ARE CORRECT: VOCAL HOUSE SOOTHES ALL SOULS.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Rufus on January 17, 2018, 04:16:16 AM
Aw. I forgot that Japan is worse than Germany in this regard.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: toku on January 20, 2018, 11:52:35 PM
man sometimes its like, everything you want is so far away, you don't know how to make your life work the way you want it so you try to just not thing about all this dumb shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpV7radKuwo
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 21, 2018, 12:00:47 AM
I absolutely know that feel, I'm reminded of this Seinfeld bit

https://youtu.be/vnqBAuehmhM
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 06, 2018, 09:45:16 PM
Drunk and trying to find something that'll elevate it. A film, muaic whatever. Instead ill probably flip through Netflix for the next two hours. Thinking of just renting Leaving Las Vegas so I leave booze alone for the foreseeable future.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: TVC15 on February 06, 2018, 09:55:57 PM
Drunk and trying to find something that'll elevate it. A film, muaic whatever. Instead ill probably flip through Netflix for the next two hours. Thinking of just renting Leaving Las Vegas so I leave booze alone for the foreseeable future.

Slut. Forensic Files.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 06, 2018, 10:09:53 PM
Drunk and trying to find something that'll elevate it. A film, muaic whatever. Instead ill probably flip through Netflix for the next two hours. Thinking of just renting Leaving Las Vegas so I leave booze alone for the foreseeable future.

Slut. Forensic Files.

(https://abload.de/img/20180206_220808_film414qjx.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=20180206_220808_film414qjx.jpg)

I'll scratch this nihilism
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 06, 2018, 10:16:04 PM
This is giving me a bigger mystery chub than unsolved mysteries. Its like the First 48 but with nostalgia drama
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: team filler on February 06, 2018, 11:06:17 PM
Been having a few of these here and there

(https://i.imgur.com/C1A7RCI.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: TVC15 on February 06, 2018, 11:10:43 PM
This is giving me a bigger mystery chub than unsolved mysteries. Its like the First 48 but with nostalgia drama

It’s what I got hooked on after I binged Unsolved Mysteries (only the Robert Stack episodes, as god intended).
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on February 10, 2018, 02:54:56 AM
Bubbly is dangerous brehs.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: shosta on February 10, 2018, 03:12:21 AM
When you're so drunk you break out your greatest drunk hits

https://youtu.be/J_7Fj_UrqgQ

Vocal House soothes all souls
lttp but this song makes me want to have sex
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on February 10, 2018, 08:55:04 AM
When you're so drunk you break out your greatest drunk hits

https://youtu.be/J_7Fj_UrqgQ

Vocal House soothes all souls
lttp but this song makes me want to have sex

PM plz ;)
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 10, 2018, 09:13:34 PM
When you're so drunk you break out your greatest drunk hits

https://youtu.be/J_7Fj_UrqgQ

Vocal House soothes all souls
lttp but this song makes me want to have sex

Thats basically the allure of vocal house. Specifially the Naked Music label.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2018, 12:38:49 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/sWUKxsq.jpg)

 :-*
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Post by: shosta on February 15, 2018, 12:39:32 AM
weissbiers :noah
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 15, 2018, 03:50:48 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/sWUKxsq.jpg)

 :-*

barf, shitty german beer weissbier always gives me a headache because of all the sugars

:bow Superior Dutch and Belgian witbier :bow2
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: team filler on February 15, 2018, 04:01:32 AM
your liver sounds like a phaggot
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 15, 2018, 04:13:54 AM
Look at this beautiful colour, not the colour of cloudy piss after a night out like the german beers.

(http://www.wishpub.com/obo_img/obo_birre/wieckse_witte.jpg) (http://www.thebeerstore.ca/sites/default/files/styles/brand_hero/public/sbs/brand/TBS_Brand_Lockups_HOEGAARDEN.jpg?itok=ZugIfAnD)
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Post by: Tasty on February 17, 2018, 10:37:51 AM
Witbier best bier
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 18, 2018, 01:05:30 AM
You knkw you're fucked up when you start blasting Mariah Carey

https://youtu.be/yGAlh4CjpgI
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 18, 2018, 01:08:34 AM
https://youtu.be/kArnlENH0_o
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 21, 2018, 12:32:27 AM
Working on a pint of vodka, just fired up The Master
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Post by: shosta on February 21, 2018, 12:35:09 AM
Working on a pint of vodka, just fired up The Master
if you restart it, I'll watch it with you
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 21, 2018, 12:36:12 AM
Ten minutes in lets do this!
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Post by: shosta on February 21, 2018, 12:58:03 AM
Learned how to get rid of crabs  :-*

(https://i.imgur.com/VqYLt08.png)

what a perfect shot.
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Post by: shosta on February 21, 2018, 04:07:15 AM
Great movie. Amy Adams is hot, btw. Gets me fired up like no other redhead.
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Post by: chronovore on February 21, 2018, 11:18:29 AM
Had a pub day with my bro-in-law. Had a half-dozen new-to-me craft beers while playing an out of print time-travel game. Life is good.
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Post by: Tasty on February 21, 2018, 11:40:52 AM
Holy shit I spent way too fucking much on alcohol this month. 😨

Gotta change that in March...
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2018, 10:58:27 PM
Y'all know you deal with a built up alcohol tolerance? Drink faster
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Post by: shosta on February 25, 2018, 07:20:06 AM
246 days sober
 :mynicca
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 25, 2018, 02:09:55 PM
I'm about to follow y'alls lead  :rkelly
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on March 07, 2018, 11:51:37 PM
Drank so much beer over my two weeks in California that I could've peed to put out a three-alarm fire.

Before the trip, I'd almost convinced myself that Osaka's beer scene was vibrant and interesting, but even the mid-range stuff in California is more interesting than the best shops here in Osaka. Can't speak for Tokyo though; that place seems to import EVERYTHING.

Haven't had a vucking drop of hooch in the last 48 hours. Haven't felt compelled. Probably there's too much stress about work right now, and I avoid drinking when I'm stressed.
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Post by: shosta on March 08, 2018, 12:11:55 AM
I bet it's hella expensive in Tokyo, though. Is the local whisky good value for the price in comparison? I remember my favorite whiskey bar got itself a bottle of hibiki and was trying really hard to sell drinks to customers at a huge markup some time ago.

(My usual bartender snuck me a couple of shots for free, though. What a hero.)
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on March 08, 2018, 02:20:26 AM
I bet it's hella expensive in Tokyo, though. Is the local whisky good value for the price in comparison? I remember my favorite whiskey bar got itself a bottle of hibiki and was trying really hard to sell drinks to customers at a huge markup some time ago.

(My usual bartender snuck me a couple of shots for free, though. What a hero.)

Hibiki is about US$40/bottle here at ¥4500. Yamazaki and Hakushuu are about ¥4000, and the entirely unimpressive Chita is ¥3800. There are some regular whiskies which are cheaper, for sure, but I don't mess with them. I've had a fair amount of the tasty Nikka Black, but it is a guaranteed hangover.

Jim Beam Rye is my current go-to, and it's only ¥1400, cheaper than the US$16-18 I was seeing in the USA.

Better than that, Pampero's Aniversario rum is only ¥2400 here, but BevMo's price was US$50.

Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38UlEzCgxoQ
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Post by: shosta on March 08, 2018, 02:42:09 AM
$40??? Steal.
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Post by: chronovore on March 08, 2018, 09:18:34 AM
$40??? Steal.

What’s it run in the USA?
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Post by: shosta on March 08, 2018, 12:01:58 PM
Apparently Harmony is $65 but I was thinking it ran as expensive as $100
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 09, 2018, 11:47:22 PM
Is chasing straight vodka with a screwball a thing? Cause its a thing right now
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on March 12, 2018, 02:00:44 AM
Is chasing straight vodka with a screwball a thing? Cause its a thing right now

Whiskey after vodka? Enjoy your time making friends with the floor.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 12, 2018, 10:53:54 PM
I died that night and was born anew
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 14, 2018, 03:10:56 PM
I bet it's hella expensive in Tokyo, though. Is the local whisky good value for the price in comparison? I remember my favorite whiskey bar got itself a bottle of hibiki and was trying really hard to sell drinks to customers at a huge markup some time ago.

(My usual bartender snuck me a couple of shots for free, though. What a hero.)

Hibiki is about US$40/bottle here at ¥4500. Yamazaki and Hakushuu are about ¥4000, and the entirely unimpressive Chita is ¥3800. There are some regular whiskies which are cheaper, for sure, but I don't mess with them. I've had a fair amount of the tasty Nikka Black, but it is a guaranteed hangover.

Em really likes Chita, she's got a bottle of that and Hibiki. We've also got High West's Campfire, Four Roses Single Barrel and some Willett Bourbon my buddy got at the distillery last year. I guess they don't distribute the in-house bourbons yet, just their whiskey blends.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on March 14, 2018, 09:36:47 PM
I'm happy Em has a hooch she enjoys. It's not for me, and every bartender I've discussed Chita with has been unimpressed by it, so I thought it was universal. Which is her favorite of the ones you listed?
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 14, 2018, 09:39:54 PM
Hennessy vsop + Cointreau + angostura bitters = heaven
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Post by: shosta on March 14, 2018, 09:43:49 PM
Brandy. :rejoice

I used to make myself a pretty slick brandy punch for a wintery dessert.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 15, 2018, 11:07:26 AM
I'm happy Em has a hooch she enjoys. It's not for me, and every bartender I've discussed Chita with has been unimpressed by it, so I thought it was universal. Which is her favorite of the ones you listed?

She likes them all for different reasons. The Toki and Chita are much lighter and good for warm weather. I grabbed her the Toki to see what she'd think of Japanese whisky, and then we grabbed the Chita at duty free in Amsterdam since it was way cheaper. She loves the Campfire's smoky notes, the Willett packs a great punch and the Four Roses Single Barrel was her gateway bourbon and goes well in old fashioneds.

When we were in Montreal she had some Nikka Takaretsu at Big in Japan Bar (really cool place) and liked that a lot. She's really excited to drink Japanese whisky while we're there in Japan this November. Maybe try some Ichiro's Chichibu that doesn't cost $300 a bottle like it does here.

They all taste like burning to me. Smell great, though.
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Post by: chronovore on March 16, 2018, 12:02:09 AM
Yeah, I am really fond of the smell of whisky and bourbon.

I had Beezy and his friend try both Chita and Hakushuu last night. They both preferred the latter's smoothness, and we all felt Chita was pretty harsh. The backbite on Chita was stronger than I remembered. I hoped to get them some The Yamazaki as well, but the bar was out, and our second bar wasn't willing to serve us Hibiki, the only straight whisky he kept. :lol
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Huff on March 22, 2018, 10:04:59 PM
I’ve made a couple different old fashions tonight with different liquors, bitters, andn syrups. Still have quite a few bourbons to try.

I don’t know why but just kinda feel like blacking out tonight 
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Post by: chronovore on March 23, 2018, 12:24:15 AM
Went shopping for hooch yesterday and the local shop was devoid of all three mainstream Suntory whiskies: Yamazaki, Hakushū, and even Chita.

Grabbed some Ballantine’s Finest, which is generally underrated.
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on April 11, 2018, 12:08:47 AM
God IPAs are horrible
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Post by: chronovore on April 11, 2018, 12:36:24 AM
God IPAs are horrible

Pls send my way all the IPAs you're not using, kthxbye.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Huff on April 15, 2018, 07:24:56 PM
Sunday fundaying with the gf

She better slow down with the vodka or someone getting #asseatingseason tonight
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Post by: Huff on April 15, 2018, 07:30:03 PM
In a completely consensual way
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 16, 2018, 09:22:44 AM
God IPAs are horrible

Maybe you are a Supertaster. (https://lifehacker.com/you-might-hate-ipas-because-youre-a-supertaster-1820304250)

Quote
That means bitter drinks like beer, especially IPAs, are extremely bitter to the supertasting population. The intense flavor of the hops and taste of the alcohol is too much to handle. When it comes to other stiff drinks, like liquor, supertasters can’t handle the burn there either. And if you’re part of the incredibly small group of extreme supertasters (less than 1% of the population), even lighter beers like lagers are often too bitter to “develop a taste for.” So, if you can’t stand IPAs, but can manage sipping on some lighter brews, you might be a supertaster.
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Post by: shosta on April 16, 2018, 11:31:57 AM
Lol. Yes, the only reason someone could ever hate a beer whose original reason for adding so many hops was to preserve the beer on the voyage from England to India is because they have mutant taste buds. Talk about a snobby opinion!
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 16, 2018, 01:06:43 PM
Breastmilk White Russian or nah? 🤔
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Post by: mormapope on April 16, 2018, 01:49:43 PM
Breastmilk White Russian or nah? 🤔

Fuck yea. Down some kinky Russians.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 16, 2018, 04:02:14 PM
Breastmilk White Russian or nah? 🤔

Id pay all the rubles
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on April 16, 2018, 04:10:43 PM
God IPAs are horrible

Maybe you are a Supertaster. (https://lifehacker.com/you-might-hate-ipas-because-youre-a-supertaster-1820304250)

Quote
That means bitter drinks like beer, especially IPAs, are extremely bitter to the supertasting population. The intense flavor of the hops and taste of the alcohol is too much to handle. When it comes to other stiff drinks, like liquor, supertasters can’t handle the burn there either. And if you’re part of the incredibly small group of extreme supertasters (less than 1% of the population), even lighter beers like lagers are often too bitter to “develop a taste for.” So, if you can’t stand IPAs, but can manage sipping on some lighter brews, you might be a supertaster.

i'm not, IPAs are just gross
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 16, 2018, 04:37:39 PM
Ya, well I am!  :esports :nope :hmph
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Bebpo on April 16, 2018, 10:59:15 PM
Drank Mead yesterday and was different than I expected. I think I first knew of it from American Gods where they seal contracts over it and in that the main guy drinks it and it tastes awful and is super strong and hard to go down.

So I was expecting some rancid stuff, but uh it tasted pretty delicious? Like a honey flavored wine which is sweeter and better tasting than wine? Also didn't seem crazy strong, probably about on par with wine. Why don't they serve Mead anymore in modern times at bars/restaurants?
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Post by: team filler on May 25, 2018, 01:40:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVSk4NvsFZE
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Post by: Tasty on May 25, 2018, 11:30:34 AM
Drank Mead yesterday and was different than I expected. I think I first knew of it from American Gods where they seal contracts over it and in that the main guy drinks it and it tastes awful and is super strong and hard to go down.

So I was expecting some rancid stuff, but uh it tasted pretty delicious? Like a honey flavored wine which is sweeter and better tasting than wine? Also didn't seem crazy strong, probably about on par with wine. Why don't they serve Mead anymore in modern times at bars/restaurants?

How could you read the description "honey wine" and immediately go to "rancid"? :thinking

Mead is great. It's a shame I have to conceal my love of it due to the LARP types.
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Post by: shosta on May 25, 2018, 04:13:31 PM
he based his expectations on a bunch of viking movies
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Post by: Trent Dole on May 25, 2018, 06:47:51 PM
Alcoholic Mountain Dew is on at the local supermarket for as much as it goes at WinCo so we have picked up a six of that.
(https://i.imgur.com/msuxj81.jpg)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 25, 2018, 07:12:04 PM
Alcoholic Mountain Dew is on at the local supermarket for as much as it goes at WinCo so we have picked up a six of that.
(https://i.imgur.com/msuxj81.jpg)

I need this

Best bottled premixed vodka on the market
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Post by: chronovore on May 26, 2018, 09:58:25 AM
Had a visit to a brewpub earlier. They had smoked potato salad, so I had to figure out what that was. Struggle IPA is tasty. Later, I had Elvis Juice from Brew Dog, which is pretty great. Finished with some Jamesons. I'm not blotto, but I wasn't fucking around.
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Post by: shosta on May 26, 2018, 04:35:48 PM
how do you smoke a potato salad
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Post by: Huff on May 26, 2018, 05:24:09 PM
With a smoker you can smoke anything
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 26, 2018, 07:25:38 PM
Drinking cold brew coffee beer. 
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 26, 2018, 08:49:24 PM
how does that work?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 26, 2018, 09:09:51 PM
Don't know but it had a lot of sugar cane in it.  http://www.lcbo.com/lcbo/product/crazy-barrista-cold-brew-hard-coffee/553503
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 26, 2018, 09:36:14 PM
Interesting. I wonder if they just use 'cold brew' as a marketing term or if they actually brew it and mix it after cooling down the wort
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 26, 2018, 09:43:12 PM
Don't know but it tasted like pretty decent coffee with a lot of sugar. 
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 27, 2018, 12:10:39 AM
Don't know. 
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 27, 2018, 12:32:52 AM
how about now?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 27, 2018, 12:59:22 AM
Don't .
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Post by: team filler on May 27, 2018, 02:16:06 AM
oh yeahhhhhhhhhh

(https://i.imgur.com/f95lKkU.jpg)
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 01, 2018, 03:23:19 AM
drunk rn
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 01, 2018, 03:34:18 AM
btw it's way better to post itt than to drunk text ex-gfs.
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 01, 2018, 04:28:47 AM
I love everyone on the bore tbh
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2018, 09:00:22 AM
Alcoholic Mountain Dew is on at the local supermarket for as much as it goes at WinCo so we have picked up a six of that.
(https://i.imgur.com/msuxj81.jpg)

Hopefully, it's better than the "root beer". :yuck
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Post by: Huff on June 01, 2018, 09:04:52 AM
Drunk huff came out last night

Nothing better than being camping/lake drunk
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Post by: shosta on August 23, 2018, 02:16:56 AM
Cans ruin the taste of beer
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Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2018, 02:19:28 AM
Drinking some pumpkin beer because it's been fucking 60 degrees here for a week and it reminded me of how much I love October.
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Post by: team filler on August 23, 2018, 03:07:12 AM
bought some mead from a local honey seller. taste good, brehs.
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Post by: BisMarckie on August 23, 2018, 06:59:44 PM
I just wanted to meet a couple of friends and have a beer with them. Fast forward 5 hours later and I am completely drunk and I have to be at work in 7 hours. Fucking Whiskey Sour. Why dpes it taste so good?

:fbm
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 23, 2018, 08:44:00 PM
Drunk time limits are the absolute worse. Thats why I couldn't be a weekday drinker. Its all or nothing.
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Post by: BisMarckie on August 24, 2018, 10:02:21 AM
I left work 4 hours early because of my bad hangover, I feel like shit and just want to sleep the rest of the day.
Weekday drinking truly is the worst. :goty2
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Post by: Assimilate on August 24, 2018, 11:14:50 AM
i drank just a few drinks last night and i feel like complete garbage.

I can barely drink anymore. I'm over it.
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Post by: Tasty on August 24, 2018, 11:27:16 AM
I had a surprisingly bad hangover earlier this week and I haven't figured out if it was the wine or the Mike's. :doge

Either way after that I'm sticking to beer and cocktails for the foreseeable future. :aah

I have sharply cut down on my alcohol intake overall though. :jawalrus
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Post by: Assimilate on August 24, 2018, 11:42:01 AM
i await the time i can say "i don't drink" to someone.

I really want to quit outright.
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Post by: shosta on August 24, 2018, 02:57:20 PM
Liquor department at the store finally got some Oktoberfest :mouf :mouf :mouf :mouf

omg it's so rich
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Post by: BisMarckie on August 24, 2018, 03:00:24 PM
Appropriating our beer culture :jeanluc
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Post by: shosta on August 24, 2018, 03:03:33 PM
we're importing your products
:bolo
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Post by: BisMarckie on August 24, 2018, 03:06:07 PM
Sabotaging your trade war agains us from withhin.  :itagaki
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Post by: shosta on August 24, 2018, 06:07:51 PM
I've never tried mead. It's definitely a niche thing. Honey itself is probably a rarer material than grapes. People drink wine because people make wine, and people make wine because people drink wine.

As far as marketing goes, when I think wine the stereotype is cultured drinking, and when I hear "mead" I think medieval times.
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Post by: Tasty on August 24, 2018, 07:12:54 PM
Mead is great but it's not really something I'd enjoy having as a standard drink. It's like nice dessert wines in that aspect.
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Post by: Bebpo on August 26, 2018, 07:24:03 AM
Bought a $100 large bottle of sake for the table at a friend’s birthday party and combined with the draft Sapporo and Tequilla, proceeded to get fucked up and drunk texted Tasty.

Was a good night. Got home at 4am and the Lyft driver told me stories of the 4 girl catfight that just happened in his car. Enjoying life  :)
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 26, 2018, 09:46:21 AM
Mead is abundant you guys!*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
at ren fairs next to the smoked turkey legs
[close]
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Post by: chronovore on August 28, 2018, 11:07:18 AM
Honey's a little rough to come by, sure, but it's another fermented beverage with some nice variants.

Also, RenFaire outfits make almost any woman look better, and mead-goggles are far more dangerous than beer-goggles in this particular case.
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Post by: shosta on October 07, 2018, 04:16:28 AM
Thinking of Kara while I drink my second sazerac and let the warm oblivion wash over me
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Post by: shosta on October 07, 2018, 04:34:39 AM
Uh oh, bartender's bringing me water!
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Post by: Kara on October 07, 2018, 05:18:47 AM
Thinking of Kara while I drink my second sazerac and let the warm oblivion wash over me

<3
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Post by: Nintex on October 07, 2018, 01:45:54 PM
Something to try next time you people are drunk.
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1048987632754155520 (https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1048987632754155520)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 12, 2018, 08:10:58 PM
Sipping on vodka and coke zero. First hit of booze for months and months. Godbless America.
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Post by: Assimilate on October 12, 2018, 08:15:21 PM
Hendrick Gin is my favorite drink. I can drink it with a slice of cucumber straight. I love it but it's fucking insanely expensive here. First, bars normally don't have it. Second, if you buy it at a speciality liquor store It will cost around 80-90 dollars (u.s dollars) for a 750ml bottle. Insanity.

 :neogaf
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Post by: shosta on October 21, 2018, 05:37:37 AM
cranberry and e & j :mouf :mouf :mouf
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Post by: Bebpo on November 11, 2018, 03:27:02 AM
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Post by: chronovore on November 12, 2018, 09:22:55 AM
Thought about today: as I said to Herr Gundam, (a) going to work (b) on Monday and (c) it's raining. Rough start, but by the end of the day, I realized I'd been quite proactive and productive, so instead of Sober Monday, I decided to have a tipple of the Okinawan awamori a friend brought back for me, which prompted my cousin here to open a lovely bottle of junmaiginjo nihonshu that really got us going. Great night.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 22, 2018, 06:56:34 PM
Ran out of fucking drugs. My drug of choice is sitting in customs for the past six days. So what do I do? Buy what americans love the most. Legal and hits you just as fast. Just sucked down half a pint of vodka in 30mins. Fuuuuck me. Time to slow it up
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Post by: Tasty on December 22, 2018, 08:26:36 PM
You're letting them win breh.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 22, 2018, 08:35:50 PM
I cannot deal with my mind otherwise  :'(


Its straight poison for sure though
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Post by: Tasty on December 22, 2018, 08:46:49 PM
I getcha. It's what I reach for when I'm out too. :(
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 22, 2018, 08:49:10 PM
It does shit for my personality though that DMT and Mescaline does not. This chemical codependence sucks. How to be a complete person without it. Soon to be explored.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 07, 2019, 11:35:07 PM
Thirsty Thursday bitches

God damn my local bar pours strong
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 08, 2019, 09:41:27 AM
Hangover :noooo
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on March 08, 2019, 04:34:24 PM
I love how the anti-depression medicine make even a single strong beer hit like a motherfucker. Them barley wines.
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on March 09, 2019, 08:15:24 PM
catscatscats are you the cat person
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 09, 2019, 08:25:17 PM
Uh to answer that I would have to know what you mean by the cat person
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on March 09, 2019, 08:46:24 PM
the dude with the cat
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Post by: chronovore on March 09, 2019, 08:52:00 PM
I feel like I'm watching an interaction from that old TAXI tv show.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 09, 2019, 11:40:34 PM
Alcohol tolerance can fuck right off
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on March 10, 2019, 12:47:55 AM
im so hard for a tinychat room right now
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Post by: chronovore on March 22, 2019, 10:06:55 AM
My incredibly gracious cousin and her husband asked if I could babysit tonight, so it's a quiet evening at home.

Had a couple konbini "craft beers" (YoHo Brewery) and then tucked into Templeton Rye: The Good Stuff and am definitely not regretting that.

Also, bad move to try and finish an audiobook, read the bire, and try to do some Playstation shopping at the same time. Time to put on some Fail Army and ride this out.

STEALTH UPDATE: The PS4 turned itself off while trying to load its TV & Video section. I blame the hamfisted inclusion of advertising the PS Vue app as a front-and-center, first position choice on the XMB. Get fucked, Sony.
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Post by: shosta on March 25, 2019, 03:49:54 AM
Ok, I made a cocktail. Pinot noir, tequila, and triple sec, on the rocks. Looking for a name.
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Post by: benjipwns on March 25, 2019, 03:55:14 AM
I found years ago that if you think you've made up a cocktail, someone already has and it's a recipe somewhere online, though yours is probably lazier:
https://www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/recipedia/vineyard-margarita
Quote
VINEYARD MARGARITA

CUISINE TYPE
Mexican

1 1/2 oz. tequila
3/4 oz. agave syrup
1/4 oz. triple sec
1 oz. pinot noir
Rosemary sprig, for garnish

STEPS
Fill cocktail shaker with ice. Pour in tequila, agave and triple sec. Shake well.
Pour into cocktail glass and top with pinot noir. Garnish with rosemary. Serve immediately.
lol "Mexican"

edit: close :doge
https://www.etgrill.com/menu/handcrafted-cocktails-wine/
Quote
CADILLAC™
1800 reposado tequila, triple sec, sweet & sour, served on-the-rocks with a side shot of cointreau noir
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Post by: shosta on March 25, 2019, 03:58:16 AM
I think I found the name. It's gonna be stFuBenji, with exactly that capitalization
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Post by: benjipwns on March 25, 2019, 03:59:24 AM
make it official: https://www.liquor.com/hub/cocktail-recipes/
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Post by: benjipwns on March 25, 2019, 04:00:56 AM
lmao
Quote
Verified Recipe

A blue checkmark means that Liquor.com’s editors have vetted this recipe. Go on and drink with confidence!
that last part should be the tagline for the thread
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Post by: Huff on March 26, 2019, 10:41:35 AM
I think airport drunk is one of the best drunks
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Post by: Let's Cyber on April 09, 2019, 05:11:38 PM
Getting loaded on a random tuesday afternoon while playin vidya. Such is life.  :doge
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on April 18, 2019, 09:43:57 PM
I think airport drunk is one of the best drunks

I was on a flight that had to be turned around and the oxygen masks came down and people  were freaking out.

I was just sippin on my gin and tonic, like NBD.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2019, 10:26:27 PM
They can say all they want bout my boozin, at least I'm sipping out of a glass pint bottle instead of plastic.
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Post by: shosta on April 27, 2019, 12:48:40 AM
I put on miles davis kind of blue on the jukebox in a country bar as a gag and the waitress got so mad she went and changed it :rofl

You owe me a dollar, bitch!
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 27, 2019, 12:54:19 AM
I put on miles davis kind of blue on the jukebox in a country bar as a gag and the waitress got so mad she went and changed it :rofl

You owe me a dollar, bitch!

You know shes a real ass waitress when melancholy is a threat to her working existence. Yet she works in a bar. Such a general emotion should be as expectant as the rising sun.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 27, 2019, 01:01:39 AM
Nvm I just tried to listen to miles Davis while lit and switched to pop'y semi sad 80s music

#teamwaitress
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 27, 2019, 02:01:37 AM
See if you can put this on next time shost and report back

https://youtu.be/l4zfEkKs2ZM
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 04, 2019, 10:23:08 PM
See if you can put this on next time shost and report back

https://youtu.be/l4zfEkKs2ZM

be gone tanyas version is better
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2019, 11:12:04 PM
See if you can put this on next time shost and report back

https://youtu.be/l4zfEkKs2ZM

be gone tanyas version is better

Just listened and not so sure. There's an obvious sense of melody in the suggestion vs the plaintive cry
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 04, 2019, 11:20:29 PM
Maybe I'm just disappointed that the first version (tanyas) i heard wasnt the original, so I'm holding on to what I know.
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Post by: team filler on May 05, 2019, 12:21:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOpgL4mqEis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZaBt3Nh6RU

my abuela knew buck owens, likes to tell me the story of how she was at a country western bar and the bartender told her, "we don't serve indians here", and how buck stood up for her and made the bartender serve her drinks  :pimp
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Post by: nudemacusers on May 05, 2019, 01:28:25 PM
I made a lazy mans sidecar-lite last nice with some leftover lemonade, Cointreau and Armagnac (1/1/2 ratio). Not bad tho a little sweet.
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 05, 2019, 01:49:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOpgL4mqEis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZaBt3Nh6RU

my abuela knew buck owens, likes to tell me the story of how she was at a country western bar and the bartender told her, "we don't serve indians here", and how buck stood up for her and made the bartender serve her drinks  :pimp

did he take her to applebees
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Post by: team filler on May 05, 2019, 08:05:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOpgL4mqEis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZaBt3Nh6RU

my abuela knew buck owens, likes to tell me the story of how she was at a country western bar and the bartender told her, "we don't serve indians here", and how buck stood up for her and made the bartender serve her drinks  :pimp

did he take her to applebees

no, but he once got off his float during a parade to say hello to her  :pimp

abuela calls it "western" instead of "country"  8)
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Post by: team filler on May 05, 2019, 08:24:26 PM
might have a beer now (https://i.imgur.com/p0OjVNm.png)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf0munZ09ps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYKVb7T1n2I

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Post by: team filler on May 05, 2019, 09:27:37 PM
my abuela deserves more likes  :maf
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Post by: chronovore on May 08, 2019, 09:31:28 PM
Friend's birthday party last night, with a 5000 yen all-you-can-eat-and-drink challenge. I drank some bamboo-served nihonshuu -- to be 100% clear, I destroyed their reserve of the stuff. None left.

I'm feeling a little slow today.
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 11, 2019, 12:43:32 AM
50 dollar all you can drink?

Whats that two budlights?
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Post by: Kara on May 11, 2019, 01:36:00 AM
Going to Chicago this weekend and I found out Malort is a wormwood based drink. :o
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Post by: chronovore on May 11, 2019, 01:59:10 AM
50 dollar all you can drink?

Whats that two budlights?

In this case, it was maybe about 8 of the takezake things, so about 16-go worth of nihonshuu. I held up the Scandinavian genetic reputation.
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 04, 2019, 10:41:15 PM
so new amsterdam is pretty cheap, so I was like awesome cheap gin, right?

This gin is only 80 proof. I should have gotten the vodka that came with a free two liter.
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 06, 2019, 09:33:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3vr_qUN-nE
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Post by: Bebpo on August 24, 2019, 03:28:22 AM
I’m so fucking drunk and somehow I ended up alone at midnight getting a Lyft back by myself.

Was fun until this point  :-*
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Post by: Raist on August 24, 2019, 01:32:44 PM
Did your ride turn into faketaxi.com?
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 29, 2019, 12:09:17 AM
Teo glasses deep into apple cider fortified with 4oz of brandy :lawd


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Post by: BikeJesus on October 01, 2019, 12:55:45 AM
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58adb6526b8f5b068766d7ee/1510188520600-97519IXJ93199VCNYHZC/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kMtiXMEMZ8ID8MVhA-T_Qc9Zw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZamWLI2zvYWH8K3-s_4yszcp2ryTI0HqTOaaUohrI8PIfy9uRsqnknGrsPwiW8VdnsJxMq6FvgYbxptNsO-6IOIKMshLAGzx4R3EDFOm1kBS/bomberimprye.jpg?format=750w)

damn this shit is strong.
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Post by: shosta on October 01, 2019, 01:01:06 AM
I read that as "spicy niggs", thought that was a bold and inventive name for a stout
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Post by: team filler on October 04, 2019, 11:24:00 PM
https://twitter.com/TheGlenlivet/status/1179447297807147009
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Post by: El Babua on November 24, 2019, 11:13:40 PM
Drank an entire 6 pack of Tripel beer and threw up and passed out in my friend's bathtub.
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Post by: Let's Cyber on December 31, 2019, 10:02:19 PM
How we feelin tonight brehs?
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Post by: chronovore on January 08, 2020, 11:56:56 PM
Was out until 01:30 for a co-worker's going-away party. I'm frightened of the degree of tolerance I appear to have developed. :-/
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Post by: Tasty on May 05, 2022, 12:44:02 AM
Y'all are cool. :heart
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on May 05, 2022, 08:27:23 PM
Golden Week in Japan means the Tu/W/Th streak was vacation. Met peeps for BBQ last night and rolled harder than the last night of vacation supports. This morning is about cold showers and black coffee. Hopefully I can wake up enough to be productive.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Potato on May 05, 2022, 10:39:03 PM
Getting drunk as a responsible adult with a job just hits way harder than any big nights I had as a teen or twenty-something...
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Transhuman on May 06, 2022, 09:14:08 AM
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2022, 09:26:43 AM
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

My ratio these days is probably 5:1 on that. But variety is cool sometimes.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Potato on May 06, 2022, 09:55:00 AM
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better
Last time I got stoned I cleaned the house. I figured it wasn't really the drug for me.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: therealdeal on May 06, 2022, 09:57:38 AM
because potatoes live in dirt, gotcha
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Transhuman on May 06, 2022, 10:27:14 AM
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

My ratio these days is probably 5:1 on that. But variety is cool sometimes.

5 weeds per booze or 5 boozes for every 1 weed?
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2022, 10:41:29 AM
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

My ratio these days is probably 5:1 on that. But variety is cool sometimes.

5 weeds per booze or 5 boozes for every 1 weed?
The former.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Transhuman on May 06, 2022, 11:41:10 AM
 :pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp |  :yuck
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 07, 2022, 11:13:57 PM
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

the last time i tried to drink weed i killed three people.

Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on May 07, 2022, 11:42:07 PM
I've realized alcohol is useful like defragmenting a harddrive. When I get drunk I tend to get super nostalgic, reliving old songs/YouTube vids/movies/AMVs, and I think it's important to remind yourself of who you are once in a while...

Maybe I'm too drunk to make this point correctly. :P
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 07, 2022, 11:51:35 PM
I've realized alcohol is useful like defragmenting a harddrive. When I get drunk I tend to get super nostalgic, reliving old songs/YouTube vids/movies/AMVs, and I think it's important to remind yourself of who you are once in a while...

Maybe I'm too drunk to make this point correctly. :P

I'm literally doing this.

but you wouldn't understand nirvana nevermind
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 12, 2022, 11:18:12 PM
Joe Molatov?!?!?!


Why don't YOU mole a toff!
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2022, 01:11:18 AM
I've realized alcohol is useful like defragmenting a harddrive. When I get drunk I tend to get super nostalgic, reliving old songs/YouTube vids/movies/AMVs, and I think it's important to remind yourself of who you are once in a while...

Maybe I'm too drunk to make this point correctly. :P

I'm literally doing this.

but you wouldn't understand nirvana nevermind

Nope, I'm a baby and I enjoy emo and shoegaze.

Wait I used to be a baby then the zoomers took over, now I'm over a third-aged :existential
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 21, 2022, 05:15:13 AM
Hi
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on May 25, 2022, 03:29:00 AM
What's the deal with taking off your clothes when drunk :whatsthedeal
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: chronovore on May 25, 2022, 04:30:12 AM
Increased body temperature perception and decreased inhibition.

It's also influenced by if you're hot and think you'll get compliments.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 01, 2022, 02:28:25 PM
Man, I get so cerebral after a few dranks.

Talking all this intricate shit about everything.



it's great


or I'm just slabbering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo3AXTIPqpg
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 02, 2022, 03:24:58 PM
Man, I get so cerebral after a few dranks.

I enjoy the smaller things after some drinks. Had a russian imperial stout and then 3 drams of whisky. Tipsy enough to fucking love baking me some eggs.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 02, 2022, 03:26:31 PM
The thing I dislike is finding burn marks all over my body days later because I didn't notice I got burnt while making this shit.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Potato on June 05, 2022, 02:23:46 AM
Not actually drunk, but it is officially winter and I got the fire pit going with beer, sausages and marshmallows.


(https://i.imgur.com/r8Vit4Y.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Transhuman on June 05, 2022, 04:02:14 AM
I fucking love fire bro
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Potato on June 05, 2022, 07:05:15 AM
Burning shit is good fun
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 05, 2022, 08:54:36 AM
when can i visit potatoe
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Potato on June 05, 2022, 03:48:30 PM
Just hit me up if you're in the country. Don't murder me though.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 05, 2022, 04:55:21 PM
Just hit me up if you're in the country. Don't murder me though.

(https://c.tenor.com/Q-ZI_V15MAoAAAAC/curb-your-enthusiasm-larry-david.gif)

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Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Potato on June 05, 2022, 05:49:09 PM
If you do murder me, at least make something delicious with my corpse.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on June 05, 2022, 05:57:00 PM
He'll make pop pop with your corpse.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: BIONIC on June 05, 2022, 06:28:42 PM
He'll make pop pop with your corpse.

The fact that you call it that tells me that you’re not mature enough to post on this forum.

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Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 05, 2022, 07:33:25 PM
Hot potatoe water
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on June 08, 2022, 06:44:24 PM
Who wants to come to my wedding?
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on June 08, 2022, 07:27:23 PM
Who wants to come to my wedding?

ASL?

Err, time and place?

Who's the groom?
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 03, 2022, 01:36:30 PM
Put "whisky for a housewarming" into google. First thing that popped up was some shit site recommending Johnny Walker stuff.

Fuck off.

Should be able to get a nice 18 year old malt whisky with a budget of around 100 euros.
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Potato on July 03, 2022, 02:41:56 PM
https://www.aberlour.com/en/our-whisky/abunadh-scotch-whisky/

This is my all time favourite
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 04, 2022, 08:36:33 AM
You better get some bottles from the batch you like then. Since each batch has a different profile.

Got a Glen Scotia single batch bottle a while back. It's really good and it's a shame I most likely won't find another bottle. (Unless you're willing to pay collectors prices.)
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 09, 2022, 09:02:52 AM
Ended up getting a bottle of Ardbeg Uigeadail for myself...
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on August 25, 2022, 11:20:03 AM
When we were young
Oh-oh, we did enough
When it got cold
Ooh-ooh, we bundled up
I can't be told
Ah-ah it can't be done
It's better to feel pain, than nothing at all
The opposite of love's indifference
So pay attention now
I'm standing on your porch screaming out
And I won't leave until you come downstairs
So keep your head up, keep your love
Title: Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
Post by: Tasty on August 25, 2022, 04:56:34 PM
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=48441.0

This was a Drunk Thread™, for the reccord