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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Great Rumbler on December 25, 2017, 12:25:00 AM

Title: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 25, 2017, 12:25:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7yRKBromQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on December 25, 2017, 01:48:55 AM
"this is weirdo shit"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiVZMxf4E2Q
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 25, 2017, 03:01:42 PM
Merry Dunkmas!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on December 25, 2017, 04:49:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWC2Rp4psOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeHjN4oWVfk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on December 25, 2017, 04:49:40 PM
The Smash saga with Sky is still like my favorite thing. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 25, 2017, 05:06:10 PM
The only reviews I'll bother watching or reading.  My favorite one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3o_ZKWi-OU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on December 25, 2017, 05:18:46 PM
i was hoping he'd do himself, the genie will guess dunkey

wait, did i learn that from a dunkey video?

shit, is there a veterinarian in the house?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on December 25, 2017, 09:32:19 PM
I'm pretty sure he did himself on the last video of the genie
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 26, 2017, 02:40:48 AM
My favorite black reviewer.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on December 26, 2017, 03:06:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZS-NHmhT34
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: etiolate on December 30, 2017, 05:32:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qGCleYV4cw

"Silence is one of the great arts of conversation." -Cicero
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Positive Touch on December 30, 2017, 09:44:07 PM
i watched people play this game and it was shit
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on December 30, 2017, 11:15:41 PM
There's this one dude who's about to beat it in under 2min and I wonder about his daily life alot
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Positive Touch on December 31, 2017, 12:28:29 AM
on the verge of suicide, no doubt
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 09, 2018, 04:02:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6ODTQKhaXk&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2018, 04:10:44 PM
30 years in a row, baybee!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on January 09, 2018, 04:14:59 PM
"If DLC was always this good, EA would be my favorite company."

:lol :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: etiolate on January 09, 2018, 05:07:41 PM
He and his gal did an interview on h3h3

Watching it may ruin the image you have of him in your head.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on January 09, 2018, 05:38:50 PM
I've seen them play Mario Maker together. Eh.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2018, 05:54:17 PM
He and his gal did an interview on h3h3

Watching it may ruin the image you have of him in your head.

Itís okay, Iím not racist.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 09, 2018, 07:00:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AedXkFIEFwU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on January 10, 2018, 12:00:32 AM
He and his gal did an interview on h3h3

Watching it may ruin the image you have of him in your head.
that's an actor he's had playing "him" for years, another thing of dunkey's JonTron ripped off

much like his regular promotion of ethnic cleansing
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on January 18, 2018, 04:17:46 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/954017556481957888

https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/954097089453191170

https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/954099135774384128

 :heyman
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 18, 2018, 08:16:26 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/954099135774384128

:dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on January 18, 2018, 08:19:40 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/954099652072214528
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on January 19, 2018, 05:28:13 AM
Crackdown 3 is totally still coming. Promise.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: kingv on January 19, 2018, 04:21:37 PM
Gimme that dunkey butt and them big old legs, I ainít too proud to beg. Ainít no shame in this game, Iím gonna break and beg like James. pleeeease pleaaseee!

Let me ride that dunkey dunkey.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 19, 2018, 05:11:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQRuWJT0MLI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on January 19, 2018, 05:20:50 PM
 :dislike
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on January 19, 2018, 05:35:28 PM
best one in awhile
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 24, 2018, 05:26:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nW9k6k1I3k
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: headwalk on January 25, 2018, 10:28:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AedXkFIEFwU

always thought of him as some prime dice clay looking chad.

fairly ruined at this point.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Brehvolution on January 25, 2018, 01:20:13 PM
My son found dunkey and now he wants to show me stuff I've already seen.  :-\
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 25, 2018, 02:24:25 PM
Do you just smile and nod while he excitedly shows off Dunkey's Skyrim video?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Brehvolution on January 25, 2018, 02:30:01 PM
I went in to see what he was laughing at, he was laughing hysterically at the gang beasts one. He showed me another last night, but I don't see it anywhere on his page.

Found it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojapVW-7lQ0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on January 25, 2018, 04:05:41 PM
awwww
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: kingv on January 25, 2018, 10:59:40 PM
Sharing games with your kid is cool until they get on some bulls hit like ďhey dad can you earn 100k bells for me after bed so I can get a basement?Ē
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 26, 2018, 04:18:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHLizp8fARo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on February 04, 2018, 04:18:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxv9AM397Y8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on February 04, 2018, 06:37:57 PM
Yup that's Monster Hunter. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2018, 07:31:47 PM
"You guys remember the dog in Last Guardian? Well in this game, your legs are the dog."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_slRovrmk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Bore Expert on February 18, 2018, 05:16:28 PM
https://youtu.be/HS6R2Q7eRdg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: etiolate on February 18, 2018, 05:41:33 PM
I like how the hookers are not allowed to look at the camera.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 20, 2018, 06:33:41 AM
 :dead

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quote
Super Seducer, released in Japan as Super Monkey Ball, is an action-adventure game developed by Richard Runkis and published by Sony Computer Entertainment for the PlayStation 2.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on February 24, 2018, 04:10:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPomCWUraQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on February 24, 2018, 06:54:38 PM
"Shitdick 2000." OMG, how did Konami ok letting you see your name up there? :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on February 24, 2018, 07:30:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Nb_zgWZZ4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on February 25, 2018, 12:23:46 PM
"Shitdick 2000." OMG, how did Konami ok letting you see your name up there? :lol
I hope Konami loses a shit ton of money on this piece of fucked butthole attempt of a game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 28, 2018, 07:38:14 AM
"just like you you fucking troglodyte, shut the fuck up your prepubescent motherfucker"

still one of the best voice chat bursts of real anger i've ever heard :lawd
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 28, 2018, 07:42:58 AM
also that video is one of dunkey's best, at how he scripts and edits the construction of the eventual video

has something legit like the weapon swap trick

then does Hitler -> Trump -> Trumpler rule of three, so it can setup for the real joke

the Fresh Prince clip (going back to earlier in the video) before maxing out the sensitivity and acceleration to set up and illustrate sniper montage

when the alt-right nazi on H3H3 was blanking on an example of how dunkey edits as he was asking about his process this was one of those that came to mind that would have been great for dunkey to be able to break down
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on March 07, 2018, 04:09:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7r_PZP6T3s
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2018, 06:00:48 PM
I have over 500 powers!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 09, 2018, 08:41:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtvRaMPJWLs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on March 10, 2018, 01:14:19 PM
Quote
#2 ON TRENDING
Super Smash Bros - Trailer Analysis
:pitbull
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 15, 2018, 04:38:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZmzAuvYCJw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 15, 2018, 04:58:13 PM
Well I've got Action Replay, you little bitch!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nabbis on March 15, 2018, 06:03:36 PM
I love Dunkey. Everyone should have one.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on March 16, 2018, 03:22:36 AM
video just reminds you how much of a shame it is Nintendo eliminated everything like platforming in favor of an open world with dialogue trees

makes me glad i haven't bothered to waste my time with Odyssey
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on March 16, 2018, 09:12:34 AM
video just reminds you how much of a shame it is Nintendo eliminated everything like platforming in favor of an open world with dialogue trees

makes me glad i haven't bothered to waste my time with Odyssey

:huh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on March 16, 2018, 09:19:45 AM
Alluding to Cindi's pre-release opinion.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on March 16, 2018, 09:39:46 PM
Alluding to Cindi's pre-release opinion.

:samoa
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on March 16, 2018, 10:17:17 PM
Alluding to Cindi's pre-release opinion.

 :rage
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on March 16, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
 :shh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on March 24, 2018, 03:59:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFg2rYQj1SE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on March 24, 2018, 04:15:29 PM
Whats leah's asmr channel? Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on March 24, 2018, 10:48:42 PM
would you say that would be an ambush?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on March 25, 2018, 03:08:31 PM
would you say that would be an ambush?

I'm quitting this game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: etiolate on March 25, 2018, 03:15:29 PM
waiting for his sea of thieves impression
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on March 25, 2018, 05:12:20 PM
I somehow completely  missed fortnite and based on what I'm seeing from Dunkey I'm not missing out on much.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 25, 2018, 07:12:21 PM
I somehow completely  missed fortnite and based on what I'm seeing from Dunkey I'm not missing out on much.

It's pretty much exactly the same as the other battle royale games on the market, except a bit more polished and it has some basic building mechanics.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 26, 2018, 01:30:52 PM
Except PUBG is way better  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on March 26, 2018, 02:20:20 PM
I somehow completely  missed fortnite and based on what I'm seeing from Dunkey I'm not missing out on much.

It's pretty much exactly the same as the other battle royale games on the market, except a bit more polished and it has some basic building mechanics.
Hmmm, I was easily bored by PUBG.

Overall these 'just fuck around do whatever' games don't do it for me. Mostly because I've already played them back when they were Half Life mods.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on March 26, 2018, 02:56:39 PM
Fortnite is definitely more solid as far as the engine goes, but the shooting compared to pubg is night and day. Pubg being based off arma is aiming for a kind of realism that fortnite has no interest in. I much prefer the slower pace of pubg but they're both fun if you enjoy the battle royale genre
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 28, 2018, 07:37:44 AM
I dunno I didnt enjoy jumping around like a bunnyhopping moron spamming wooden shacks and stairs while trying to shotgun some guy and he did the same

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on April 01, 2018, 07:13:20 PM
dunk put up a fake league of legends video, then bitched out and changed the fake title and thumbnail   :goldberg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 01, 2018, 07:55:15 PM
dunk put up a fake league of legends video, then bitched out and changed the fake title and thumbnail to the video  :goldberg

what a giant dad
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on April 02, 2018, 02:25:18 AM
dunk put up a fake league of legends video, then bitched out and changed the fake title and thumbnail to the video  :goldberg

what a giant dad
a true coward of mandark proportions  8)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: headwalk on April 06, 2018, 08:56:24 AM
fortnite is the mario kart to pubg's gran autismo.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on April 06, 2018, 10:08:14 AM
fortnite is the mario kart to pubg's gran autismo.

So Fortnight is actually fun to play and PUBG is boring?  Makes sense, I guess.  That's how I felt about PUBG when I tried it...although I didn't much care for Fortnight, either.
:idont
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 09, 2018, 04:03:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY5mBERhSDg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on April 09, 2018, 04:49:01 PM
"Don't thank me. Just enjoy the rest of your life..."
(Hostage gets in the car and starts to drive away. BOOM!)

:dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on April 09, 2018, 08:26:29 PM
when is Congress finally going to do something about cows flipping trucks endlessly?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 11, 2018, 09:30:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSDtCgxwGiw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on April 12, 2018, 12:25:26 AM
i think i came from the editing
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 12, 2018, 03:00:29 PM
Dunkey  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on April 13, 2018, 01:48:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSDtCgxwGiw

I didn't even notice at first that he was using footage from one game when talking about the other :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on April 18, 2018, 03:49:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB9EqUiLhq4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2018, 04:17:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4umiOnu3wuk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on April 26, 2018, 04:59:13 PM
Does he have any spoilers in it?  I've avoided all video reviews until I finish it myself.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2018, 05:26:08 PM
Does he have any spoilers in it?  I've avoided all video reviews until I finish it myself.

I don't think so but I have played a grand total of 20 minutes of God of War games and don't care about story shit in games so

 :idont
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: etiolate on April 26, 2018, 05:43:10 PM
It spoilers all the kenny g music in the game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on April 26, 2018, 05:48:50 PM
 :boring
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 06, 2018, 03:47:39 PM
https://youtu.be/Of9GOMM9HPg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on May 06, 2018, 06:07:40 PM
Dunkey sums up how I feel about Labo and why I won't buy it perfectly.

I can mess around with cardboard boxes for less than 80 euro thank you very much.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on May 06, 2018, 09:10:51 PM
https://youtu.be/Of9GOMM9HPg

I like when he throws the box out, there's other games in the trash like Lost Sphear and Metal Gear Solid V.  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on May 07, 2018, 03:45:28 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on May 07, 2018, 06:07:32 AM
Labo is not for old forum dudes, it's for children.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 07, 2018, 06:54:12 AM
https://youtu.be/Of9GOMM9HPg

I like when he throws the box out, there's other games in the trash like Lost Sphear and Metal Gear Solid V.  :lol

hey that's metal gear survive bork not V
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on May 07, 2018, 07:42:15 AM
This guy still living at his parents house?   :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nabbis on May 07, 2018, 03:50:51 PM
I don't think i have ever seen such an accurate portrayal of Nintendo fans.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on May 07, 2018, 04:48:34 PM
Dunkey is a cat confirmed.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on May 07, 2018, 11:00:52 PM

I like when he throws the box out, there's other games in the trash like Lost Sphear and Metal Gear Solid V.  :lol

That's not Phantom Pain, that's Survive. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on May 10, 2018, 12:40:59 AM
also, it's No Man's Sky...

can someone schedule an appointment for bork? i'll come up with a story for the kids
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 10, 2018, 07:31:39 AM
I've scheduled an appointment with my favorite doctor

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/17/00/314CA9C900000578-0-image-a-47_1455669282818.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on May 10, 2018, 07:49:19 AM
also, it's No Man's Sky...

can someone schedule an appointment for bork? i'll come up with a story for the kids

:dead

Similar colors and whatnot.  :P
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 10, 2018, 09:18:49 AM
also, it's No Man's Sky...

That's where he belongs after getting crushed by Dunkey in Smash.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 10, 2018, 02:52:04 PM
I've scheduled an appointment with my favorite doctor

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/17/00/314CA9C900000578-0-image-a-47_1455669282818.jpg)

Is that Dunkey?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 13, 2018, 04:14:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acWuVPeTwa0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 13, 2018, 05:11:13 PM
omg that sonic seinfeld remix
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on May 13, 2018, 05:27:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj66eoC8ntI

"What's the deal with blast processing?"

 :whatsthedeal
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: etiolate on May 13, 2018, 07:52:40 PM
I need more or dunkey arguing with kids.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 23, 2018, 02:00:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhgp_WId5ds&t=0s
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 28, 2018, 04:10:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWbZZslsKqc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on May 28, 2018, 05:36:16 PM
Those hit boxes and collision detection from 3:00 through 3:30?...   :doge  Git gud my ass, that's just straight dog shit.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on May 28, 2018, 05:57:00 PM
Those hit boxes and collision detection from 3:00 through 3:30?...   :doge  Git gud my ass, that's just straight dog shit.

It's true to the original. And I still laughed.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 29, 2018, 10:40:44 AM
DON'T you EVER call here again and try to borrow my Hot Wheels toy, cuz it ain't happening!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 04, 2018, 04:11:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQNWYOogOI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on June 04, 2018, 04:58:38 PM
That soft-serve peak is part of his skull? :holeup
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on June 04, 2018, 05:02:53 PM
The 90s were pretty wild.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on June 04, 2018, 05:29:29 PM
This random shit is why Dunkey is the best  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 04, 2018, 07:17:04 PM
Unsurprisingly, that Donkey Kong show was made by the French.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on June 04, 2018, 09:10:36 PM
dem songs tho
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on June 04, 2018, 09:12:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLBJevV-ooU

i..
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2018, 10:11:09 PM
We only recognize one Donkey Kong Rap in this house, and it's not that. :bolo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2018, 01:12:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKDlqdsw1i8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 05, 2018, 01:50:42 PM
I should still have the VHS tape of the Donkey Kong show, think they gave it away for free with one of the games. I'm used to the dutch voice actors though.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on June 13, 2018, 03:33:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRHJ_nhgjU

:rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 13, 2018, 04:03:08 PM
Turns out the real winners of E3 were the gamers.







....who preordered a DunkeysCastle.com GOTY tee, 27 years in a row baybee!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on June 13, 2018, 06:23:35 PM
Quote
Peace Myst
25 minutes ago
Dunkey should stick to retro games and retro games alone. He keeps implying that his taste is better than other people
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on June 13, 2018, 07:01:23 PM
He makes a good point too, that Retro Studio's new game was totally MIA.  They could've at least splash screened the title or something like they did with Prime 4 and Bayo 3.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 18, 2018, 04:10:10 PM
https://youtu.be/q430dWj9sG4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on June 18, 2018, 04:42:48 PM
Where did that dude tripping into the TV come from? :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 18, 2018, 05:10:50 PM
Where did that dude tripping into the TV come from? :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3RjeDIKaKw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on June 18, 2018, 09:49:42 PM
Oh man, I must've been getting water at that moment. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 26, 2018, 06:05:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryQpA86ZC8U
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on June 26, 2018, 08:51:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/wlBC7ga.jpg)

Great game
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 27, 2018, 01:54:10 PM
Enter the Gungeon fucking rules
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 03, 2018, 04:14:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH08rrt38m8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 03, 2018, 04:50:03 PM
"And that's why you're not in Smash!"

:lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 03, 2018, 04:50:52 PM
Needs more crotch chops. :zzz
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 03, 2018, 04:57:19 PM
Dunky legitimately cracking up at the end was actually pretty endearing hahaha.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 03, 2018, 05:24:52 PM
"And that's why you're not in Smash!"

:lol
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hi Ok bye
1 hour ago
I dont understand how green waluigi made it but waluigi didn't
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 09, 2018, 03:35:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pSsg2Dn2Jc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 09, 2018, 05:00:11 PM
teying is the key word
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 09, 2018, 05:05:52 PM
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FBI
23 minutes ago
stop cyberbully, this is massage from united state of cia
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on July 09, 2018, 05:19:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryQpA86ZC8U
(https://i.imgur.com/2AHNVuD.png)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 09, 2018, 06:07:35 PM
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FBI
23 minutes ago
stop cyberbully, this is massage from united state of cia

Some of us still remember when Dunkey cyberbullied Jontron into becoming a Nazi.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 18, 2018, 03:50:12 PM
https://youtu.be/NHjJPAkPzYU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 18, 2018, 04:47:19 PM
https://youtu.be/NHjJPAkPzYU
Vidya game journalists are not even trying anymore.

A 93/100 for Bubsy 3D is the biggest shilling I've ever seen.
Polygon and IGN better step up their game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 18, 2018, 08:42:57 PM
Dunkey needs to git gud

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=09MzaJVH5b4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on July 19, 2018, 07:29:11 AM
Ulillillia was all that came to mind with Dunkey's video.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 06:22:03 PM
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Abbreviated Reviews
8 hours ago
I can't believe Dunkey would make a game like this, he should know I'm afraid of cats.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 06:25:23 PM
Ulillillia was all that came to mind with Dunkey's video.
LET'S GO MOUNTAIN CLIMBING

Dunkey needs to git gud

https://youtube.com/watch?v=09MzaJVH5b4
I DON'T NEED THAT, I MADE 99 LIVES LONG AGO

FROM PLAYING LEVEL ONE SO MUCH
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on July 19, 2018, 07:54:55 PM
I read that Ulillillia had "improved" and was living on his own.  Decided to see what was up to and found out he quit Youtube a few years ago, but people have archived his stuff and have posted videos from FB or whatever.  Dude got over his fear of water and loves swimming now...but everything else seems to be the same, fear of mirrors and chairs and all.  And then he moved back in with his parents.  And except instead of videos on gaming, instead you get videos of him showing how he meticulously picked up trash from an alleyway or swam across a late with the same kind of narration as that Bubsy video.  At least he tried to strike out on his own and get a job- still better than like 90% of RE.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 23, 2018, 03:32:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQkLe77Pvdk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Freyj on July 23, 2018, 07:33:39 PM
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mst3k/images/c/cb/ItStinks.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20161025092730)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on July 24, 2018, 12:56:53 AM
I'm with the Dunkster, I got one foot in the grave and ain't got time for this sorta thing no more
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on July 24, 2018, 07:40:30 AM
Making me feel bad for ever enjoying turn based RPGS.  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2018, 09:17:32 AM
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I just must be stupid because I straight up don't understand what was wrong with it.

Oh wow, Dunkey edited together the times a character said 'your excellency' over an hour long story chapter. That sure does show something, I guess. Hell if I know what it was.
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Dunkey's whole shtick has gotten old fast for me and my friends. At first it was novel but now I'm kind of over it. Especially after H3H3 podcast interview where he came off as a spectacularly uninteresting person.
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Heís not intelligent enough to make anything in review form worth watching.
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if you just cut and paste that one line into a video its going to sound ridiculous
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nabbis on July 24, 2018, 09:22:31 AM
That's cause they are crap stuck in the past and need some reinventing. It's quite telling that people still want "that one game" that was released two decades ago etc.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on July 24, 2018, 09:28:32 AM
Funny thing is after years and years of not giving a shit about turn-based RPGs (especially the JRPGs...so boring), I'm trying to give them another chance again.   :-[  Gonna try Octopath as soon as I clear Capn' Toad.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on July 24, 2018, 09:32:05 AM
Funny thing is after years and years of not giving a shit about turn-based RPGs (especially the JRPGs...so boring), I'm trying to give them another chance again.   :-[  Gonna try Octopath as soon as I clear Capn' Toad.
I think I've come to the conclusion that I only keep playing them because they're the only types of games I can play on my phone emulators.  Touch screen for anything else is total ass and unplayable.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 24, 2018, 09:46:42 AM
I can't believe Reggie blew it. :nintendo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 24, 2018, 10:00:13 AM
Why did Reggie even make that game? smh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2018, 10:05:00 AM
i think he did all the voice acting in his bedroom over the weekend
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 24, 2018, 10:21:42 AM
Funny thing is after years and years of not giving a shit about turn-based RPGs (especially the JRPGs...so boring), I'm trying to give them another chance again.   :-[  Gonna try Octopath as soon as I clear Capn' Toad.

You're probably not gonna enjoy it

:yeshrug

I still think Dunkey is hilarious (and actually enjoyed the video) but I'm loving Octopath Traveler. However I have always loved turn based rpgs. Part of getting older and self-awareness is realizing that not everything is for you, and it's ok to have specific tastes and just enjoy what you enjoy. Like, I know for a fact that I hate games with long dumb cutscenes that interrupt the action (cut scenes in turn based games are fine, probably because "the action" is different and it doesn't bother me to have that interrupted by long narratives) so I will never, ever bother playing another Kojima game. Why would I do that to myself? I hate shit like that. There's literally no reason for me to even watch a Death Stranding trailer, and I haven't. I just don't care.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on July 24, 2018, 10:45:03 AM
Unfortunatley for my backlog, I have found that I might actually enjoy something even if I bounced off of it years prior. Gonna be dead before I go through my list. :shaq2
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 24, 2018, 03:45:10 PM
Two-Smash-game hegemony :rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Last year's three-Nintendo-game domination. :miyamoto #filler
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2018, 04:57:32 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on July 24, 2018, 05:35:34 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2018, 05:52:53 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.
wow, i literally can't even
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 24, 2018, 06:15:17 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.

Even Pokťmon, notoriously stuck in its ways as it is, is moving away from random battles (and has been since Black and White.) Though I'd argue Pokťmon's random battles aren't as bad because they're avoidable (either by avoiding tall grass, or by using Repels.)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on July 24, 2018, 06:28:48 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.

Also; Dragon Quest IX (and later instalments), Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Xenoblade. I can't think of a single jrpg where i wouldn't prefer if i could see enemies on map. Fuck random encounters.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on July 24, 2018, 06:34:54 PM
Funny thing is after years and years of not giving a shit about turn-based RPGs (especially the JRPGs...so boring), I'm trying to give them another chance again.   :-[  Gonna try Octopath as soon as I clear Capn' Toad.

You're probably not gonna enjoy it

:yeshrug

 :stahp

I still think Dunkey is hilarious (and actually enjoyed the video) but I'm loving Octopath Traveler.

Wouldn't have thought otherwise.  It's insane how people are quick to turn on someone for not liking a video game even remotely on Youtube and the like.  :lol


However I have always loved turn based rpgs. Part of getting older and self-awareness is realizing that not everything is for you, and it's ok to have specific tastes and just enjoy what you enjoy. Like, I know for a fact that I hate games with long dumb cutscenes that interrupt the action (cut scenes in turn based games are fine, probably because "the action" is different and it doesn't bother me to have that interrupted by long narratives) so I will never, ever bother playing another Kojima game. Why would I do that to myself? I hate shit like that. There's literally no reason for me to even watch a Death Stranding trailer, and I haven't. I just don't care.

I agree with you 100% on this kind of opinion here.  Can't say I am particularly thrilled for Death Stranding, either...because they haven't shown us what the hell the game itself actually is!  :lol  As I get older, the one type of game that I get more and more tired of seeing are the "AAA" overly-cinematic single-player action games.  I just want to boot a game up and shoot some shit or jump around or whatever, not watch a 30 minute cut scene and then go through an hour long tutorial.  :-\
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on July 24, 2018, 06:37:20 PM
I imagine random encounters were originally borne from a technical constraint that caught on because tradition and didn't change for way too long, and will only be adhered to in future by misguided nostalgia fests.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: agrajag on July 24, 2018, 06:37:57 PM
I guess Super Mario RPG was way ahead of its time with its visible enemies.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2018, 06:42:44 PM
Chrono Trigger has them too and came out the year before, though a good number of them are fake avoidable

i'm sure other RPGs did this earlier though
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on July 24, 2018, 06:50:51 PM
True, I forgot Chrono Trigger heh.

I guess Secret of Mana kinda counts to some extent despite being an arpg.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: curly on July 24, 2018, 07:07:19 PM
I like how Earthbound did it. Not only were enemies visible, you could get a free attack if you snuck up on them and auto-win if you were strong enough.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 24, 2018, 07:13:05 PM
I imagine random encounters were originally borne from a technical constraint that caught on because tradition and didn't change for way too long, and will only be adhered to in future by misguided nostalgia fests.

Aeana from GAF would aggressively challenge this notion, but I think in general it bears somewhat true.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2018, 07:24:08 PM
I like how Earthbound did it. Not only were enemies visible, you could get a free attack if you snuck up on them and auto-win if you were strong enough.
Mario RPG does that if you jump on them/etc.

edit: actually i think many if not all of the Mario RPG's do this, not just the original...
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 24, 2018, 07:29:41 PM
I liked Paper Mario's system. It wasn't just braindead spreadsheets - you could do action-RPG-like things for perks and boosts, which kept battles feeling dynamic.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on July 24, 2018, 07:35:05 PM
I imagine random encounters were originally borne from a technical constraint that caught on because tradition and didn't change for way too long, and will only be adhered to in future by misguided nostalgia fests.

Aeana from GAF would aggressively challenge this notion, but I think in general it bears somewhat true.

i get the dnd origin also, but jrpgs hardly conform to dnd rulesets otherwise. i also get that it allows devs to anticipate and design for a players character progression better if you have a random encounter system so you know at the least they'll be fighting an enemy every 20 steps. im fairly fine with it in older games. i still love BoF, Grandia, FF etc, but it feels very lazy nowadays.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2018, 07:38:15 PM
i remember many parts of the first FF, even into the updated versions, where you can spend long periods wandering around the map trying to trigger the random encounters so you can level up enough to take on the next boss :lol

iirc the second game gives them out twice as often to try and prevent this
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2018, 08:04:41 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.

Random battles just don't bother me that much, unless the encounter rate is super-high [in Octopath it isn't, and you can get a passive skill that makes them even more infrequent]. And in a game that's so clearly inspired by 16-bit JRPGs, I'd expect them to be there anyway. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on July 24, 2018, 08:04:45 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.

Also; Dragon Quest IX (and later instalments), Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Xenoblade. I can't think of a single jrpg where i wouldn't prefer if i could see enemies on map. Fuck random encounters.

I think random encounters are a design thing rather than a technical limitation (Dragon Slayer back in like 1984 had visible monsters). Like others said, it dictates game balance, it makes things a bit more 'shocking' when you never know what kind of enemy group will spawn (will it be a metal slime? :O), it works well in games where resource allocation is a big facet of gameplay, and it also fits if the designer wants to make tight corridor dungeons where dodging enemies might be more difficult. So yeah, usually more abstract, oldskool games. And I'm perfectly fine with it, provided the encounter rate and difficulty is balanced.

Can't think of any games with random encounters nowadays though (Atelier?), unless they're trying to be purposefully retro. Even DQ has moved away from them (though DQ9's take on visible encounters were terrible, you couldn't really avoid the enemies even if you tried).
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2018, 08:29:10 PM
Can't think of any games with random encounters nowadays though (Atelier?)

Nah, the Atelier games have visible monsters.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bluemax on July 25, 2018, 12:31:10 AM
I like how Earthbound did it. Not only were enemies visible, you could get a free attack if you snuck up on them and auto-win if you were strong enough.
Mario RPG does that if you jump on them/etc.

edit: actually i think many if not all of the Mario RPG's do this, not just the original...

I don't think the original Mario RPG did anything special for jumping on enemies, not even giving you first strike like in later games. If you have a Star you can blitz through enemies though.

Random battles were definitely a technological constraint that have been kept around due to tradition. Not too mention so few JRPG developers taking the time to balance encounter rates to an enjoyable level.

I liked Paper Mario's system. It wasn't just braindead spreadsheets - you could do action-RPG-like things for perks and boosts, which kept battles feeling dynamic.

There is definitely a fine balance on adding action elements to a JRPG, because you can make the already tedious random battles drag out even more by having the player press buttons even more often. Worst case you end up with a massive snore fest like Xenogears. High encounter rates, tough enemies, long combo input strings.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: agrajag on July 25, 2018, 01:24:56 AM
I like how Earthbound did it. Not only were enemies visible, you could get a free attack if you snuck up on them and auto-win if you were strong enough.
Mario RPG does that if you jump on them/etc.

edit: actually i think many if not all of the Mario RPG's do this, not just the original...

As a matter of fact, all Mario games let you kill enemies by jumping on top of them  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 25, 2018, 02:13:04 AM
I like how Earthbound did it. Not only were enemies visible, you could get a free attack if you snuck up on them and auto-win if you were strong enough.
Mario RPG does that if you jump on them/etc.

edit: actually i think many if not all of the Mario RPG's do this, not just the original...

As a matter of fact, all Mario games let you kill enemies by jumping on top of them  :doge

Not Mario is Missing.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: agrajag on July 25, 2018, 02:43:03 AM
touchť
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: agrajag on July 25, 2018, 02:44:04 AM
Or Dr Mario or Hotel Mario or Super Mario Bros. 2

SHUT UP TASTY!!!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on July 25, 2018, 07:46:43 AM
As a matter of fact, all Mario games let you kill enemies by jumping on top of them  :doge

Not Mario is Missing.

Real Mario games, made by Nintendo. 
:jawalrus

Not that licensed shi--

or Super Mario Bros. 2

Fuck
 :stahp
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2018, 08:30:40 AM
Actually, did you know that Super Mario Bros 2 wasnít really a Mario game, it was actually a Japanese game called Doki Doki Panic?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 25, 2018, 08:43:41 AM
Lost Levels > USA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on July 25, 2018, 09:28:35 AM
Actually, did you know that Super Mario Bros 2 wasnít really a Mario game, it was actually a Japanese game called Doki Doki Panic?

 :mindblown :anhuld :mindblown

Lost Levels > USA

 :holeup

Dunno; I think they made the right choice releasing the re-skinned Doki Doki Panic instead of a Super Mario Bros. level pack.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TEEEPO on July 25, 2018, 09:30:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WojvlJ_xibE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on July 25, 2018, 09:34:38 AM
2:14 when he jumps over the flagpole is :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on July 25, 2018, 09:35:16 AM
SMB2 is still awesome.  Glad we got that instead of LL, tbph.   First time I was genuinely jealous of my friends who had a Nintendo.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on July 25, 2018, 09:59:25 AM


Not Mario is Missing.

Mario is Missing was my biggest video games related disappointment in my life. Fuck that game. :stahp
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 25, 2018, 10:28:18 AM
A game starting the better Mario brother?? :gladbron

...what is this edutainment bullshit? :goty
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: agrajag on July 25, 2018, 11:30:15 AM
Lost Levels > USA

that ish too hard
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 25, 2018, 11:49:45 AM
I was convinced of Lost Level's virtues a few years ago via Sixfortyfive on GAF (https://www.neogaf.com/threads/we-said-original-super-mario-bros-2-was-too-hard-for-you-we-werent-joking.408399/page-2#post-23524876) (there's other, better posts they made, but I can't find them right now.) It's not as perfect as the original, but calling it just a map pack is a disservice. Accurate, but a disservice.

USA gets points for music and style, but I'd rather have platforming substance.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Dantizzinel on July 25, 2018, 11:54:01 AM
I never really minded random encounters and I'm not much of a JRPG nut. It's very much whatever to me.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: agrajag on July 25, 2018, 11:58:38 AM
I never really minded random encounters and I'm not much a JRPG nut. It's very much whatever to me.

They don't bother me too much as long as I can successfully avoid them when I want to.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 27, 2018, 03:54:37 PM
Finally!!!

https://youtu.be/dLmszhDOkBE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 27, 2018, 04:00:35 PM
:rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 27, 2018, 09:05:23 PM
now that's how you do turn based combat
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 27, 2018, 09:08:14 PM
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Bronze
2 hours ago
E-Sports
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 29, 2018, 03:38:58 PM
https://youtu.be/McB8dx9vDQA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on July 29, 2018, 04:18:19 PM
"just like in real life the real enemy isn't yourself, but snakes"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on August 01, 2018, 03:31:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUaycJFjWA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 01, 2018, 11:06:09 PM
This is the song of the summer.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on August 01, 2018, 11:36:11 PM
https://youtu.be/McB8dx9vDQA

it's the 21st Century Atari OUTLAW
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 01, 2018, 11:46:47 PM
Can we stop giving this homophobic person so many views from this site, or have you all forgotten what he really is like? I'm just baffled we have so many complaints about threads on Angry Joe yet we constantly haves ones on this person whom actually have extremely dangerous views on people and nobody seems to care.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on August 02, 2018, 07:55:35 AM
I have no idea about what he's really like, but that chicken wing video?...  I want that 2 and half minutes of my life back. 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on August 02, 2018, 09:00:43 PM
Very timely of master internet comedian ďvideogamedunkey,Ē a person who made a video defending a literal white supremacist, to debut his fresh parody of a viral video from three months ago.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Premium Lager on August 03, 2018, 12:08:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WojvlJ_xibE

My 3 year old glanced at me looking at this and just said "he isnt really good not is he"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 07, 2018, 03:51:10 PM
https://youtu.be/6tgAJtvRP70
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on August 07, 2018, 05:55:20 PM
All dat jank  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 10, 2018, 09:10:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvO5epO-298
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on August 10, 2018, 09:14:28 PM
Dunky killing it with these rapid-fire vids lately.

The hack frauds at RLM could learn a thing or two. :bolo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Freyj on August 10, 2018, 10:02:15 PM
RLM never putting out more content until they start Patreon only content that isnít behind the scenes
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on August 11, 2018, 11:02:49 AM
Dunkey is the goat  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on August 14, 2018, 03:35:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okYcCeYBPUk

I actually might buy this now. :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 14, 2018, 03:51:32 PM
which mario song is that at the end again
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 14, 2018, 04:46:33 PM
its the theme from mario 3d world, but not the official version afaik

also treasure tracker is a lovely puzzle game, pick it up cheap though
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on August 15, 2018, 03:01:01 AM
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If you buy the game for half price then it is Red Fraction. Thank you.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on August 20, 2018, 03:39:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UKpeM9X5AY

Dunky taking YTers to task never gets old :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 20, 2018, 05:41:13 PM
Even The Bore is just a Dunkey copy.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on August 20, 2018, 06:58:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/WpByxKT.png)

 :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 22, 2018, 04:13:51 PM
https://youtu.be/K_S1yJHwva8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on August 22, 2018, 07:22:06 PM
^^^^^^^
Quote from: Dunkey
This is my last overwatch video.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 27, 2018, 03:42:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdRLVgRRce8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on August 27, 2018, 03:55:50 PM
couldn't make it through the whole video
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on August 28, 2018, 08:50:01 PM
Dolphins  :yuck :yuck :yuck
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 28, 2018, 09:29:02 PM
We all know Dolphins are the biggest assholes in the sea
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 28, 2018, 09:37:19 PM
We all know Dolphins are the biggest assholes in the sea

They're known rapists, so it's surprising filler wouldn't be more into it given his Jordan Peterson fetish.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on August 28, 2018, 09:52:13 PM
the first man of our nation was attacked by a shark, and a dolphin just watched.

(https://cdn1.tvnz.co.nz/content/dam/images/news/2018/05/17/Clarke2.JPG.hashed.e1c17d19.desktop.story.inline.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: kingv on August 28, 2018, 10:14:33 PM
i remember many parts of the first FF, even into the updated versions, where you can spend long periods wandering around the map trying to trigger the random encounters so you can level up enough to take on the next boss :lol

iirc the second game gives them out twice as often to try and prevent this

I remember in final fantasy II (American, so like 4 or 5 or whatever it really is) I first beat that game when I was maybe 11 and clocked through the whole game in maybe 24 hours.

The final Tower of Babel was hard as shit without ever stopping to level. I also never realized that you  could use Pegasus to avoid taking damage in that area with the poison floors so I just chugged cure potions every 20 steps.

Iím honestly surprised I ever beat it. A couple Years later I played it again and took my time and was like ďfuck I didnít know you can get meteo!Ē
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on August 29, 2018, 02:23:06 PM
Dunkey's Dolphin video now has 1.3 million views.

 :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 01, 2018, 04:16:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPjE9riEhtA&t=0s
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 01, 2018, 04:57:32 PM
I know this isnt a Jim topic but in case you want more ppl shitting on Shenmue


[Already in the Shenmue thread]
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: nachobro on September 02, 2018, 12:01:31 PM
this is a thread for funny and entertaining youtube people, thanks :maf
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 02, 2018, 01:05:49 PM
Sorry nachobro :(
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 02, 2018, 01:38:46 PM
Shenmue is a relic of another time. The fact that it is boring and mellow was kinda what the creator was going for.
I always felt that it would've worked better as a visual novel of sorts.

They simply didn't know what to do with all dat technology yet. Which is in fact common with a lot of the most ambitious Dreamcast games.
"HOLY SHIT WE CAN DO THIS NOW" but they hadn't yet figured out what to use it for.

Shenmue is also why millions of developers have to listen to their publishers and can't just blow millions on flying mediocre voice actors around the globe.
Death Stranding in many ways feels like it could end up being the next Shenmue. Burning a huge hole in Sony's pocket books for no particular reason.

Nintendo is about to re-release a GameCube tech demo called Luigi's Mansion. The gameplay is a bit better but I expect similar results.  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2018, 07:09:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1SpVYmcTGM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 10, 2018, 07:19:12 PM
Sonyponies suiciding, James Gunn laughing from beyond the grave
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on September 10, 2018, 08:30:14 PM
The XBox controller stuff at the end :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 11, 2018, 07:47:57 AM
Oh no!  Now I'm REALLY gonna have to hit square!  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Premium Lager on September 11, 2018, 02:15:43 PM
Spent two hours today watchinh dunkey vids

First time
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 11, 2018, 04:35:25 PM
Dunkey throwing all the carebear ethics journo's under the bus  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on September 24, 2018, 04:24:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1ieehttdA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 24, 2018, 05:25:46 PM
 :mindblown
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 24, 2018, 05:57:30 PM
...still slightly more coherent than the MGS plot all things considered
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on September 24, 2018, 07:48:02 PM
...still slightly more coherent than the MGS plot all things considered

(https://i.imgur.com/k4qXxHv.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on September 24, 2018, 08:55:57 PM
From what I know of KH lore (lmao), he's actually like 95% right in that vid, and the 5% he's not are jokes. (I'd say "obvious jokes," but in the context of the rest of the vid the jokes actually aren't obvious. :lol)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on September 24, 2018, 08:58:06 PM
Also, it was a valiant effort, but it's still not quite as good as bebpo's crack at the lore in his BBS OT.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IWiRDrI91cwivihzmdnsM0V49SFqtdryqNkrZJ-ZwG0/edit?usp=sharing
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Positive Touch on September 24, 2018, 10:20:06 PM
yep lol, almost everything in that video is actually correct. impressive
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Hock on September 25, 2018, 12:06:56 AM
As someone who knows nothing about KH, hearing that makes the video even better.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on September 25, 2018, 01:00:13 AM
Also, it was a valiant effort, but it's still not quite as good as bebpo's crack at the lore in his BBS OT.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IWiRDrI91cwivihzmdnsM0V49SFqtdryqNkrZJ-ZwG0/edit?usp=sharing

46 pages.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/038/094/0a1.jpg)

Someone needs to slap Nomura and have him draw in the Parasite Eve style again. Good lord.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on October 02, 2018, 06:16:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wv6okd57t8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on October 05, 2018, 07:40:44 AM
Quote
Christian Wall
1 day ago
I have a better account, but she goes to another school, you wouldn't know her
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on October 10, 2018, 04:02:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecigarilloO5WKnQA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on October 21, 2018, 04:15:40 PM
https://youtu.be/L9y25i-csW8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 21, 2018, 04:19:57 PM
YESS NEW DUNKEY

"Welcome to Black Ops Motherfucker"

In a gringo accent  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on October 21, 2018, 04:40:40 PM
The santa  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on October 22, 2018, 12:39:10 AM
OH FUCK WHY IS E GRENADE

spoiler (click to show/hide)
that fuckin globetrotters music is perfect for these montages :lawd
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on October 22, 2018, 12:41:27 AM
I'VE BEEN PLAYING BLACK OPS SINCE IT WAS IN VIETNAM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Premium Lager on October 22, 2018, 07:55:13 AM
AR looks shit
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on October 22, 2018, 11:14:54 AM
I can't wait for his Red Dead 2 vid... assuming he'll play it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 25, 2018, 05:28:10 PM
https://youtu.be/G6KXLtn6OHU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on October 25, 2018, 10:00:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu0I-9FPFKU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 26, 2018, 08:09:48 AM
Carlton Hanks :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 26, 2018, 09:55:47 AM
Maybe the real reason ghosts haunt a single location is because ghost pathfinding is so shit they get stuck on everything and canít get out. :thinking
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on October 26, 2018, 10:31:43 AM
Maybe the real reason ghosts haunt a single location is because ghost pathfinding is so shit they get stuck on everything and canít get out. :thinking

Simulation Theory confirmed :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Brehvolution on October 26, 2018, 03:40:20 PM
I can't wait for his Red Dead 2 vid... assuming he'll play it.

It's probably still installing so it may be a few days.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on October 26, 2018, 05:31:11 PM
I can't wait for his Red Dead 2 vid... assuming he'll play it.

It's probably still installing so it may be a few days.

This could be his video!  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 30, 2018, 06:00:26 PM
https://youtu.be/ms5a_C7EeNk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on October 31, 2018, 09:21:46 AM
Would've rather him do his standard "review" of this game... Not sure what he was thinking on this one. :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 31, 2018, 09:56:35 AM
Would've rather him do his standard "review" of this game... Not sure what he was thinking on this one. :doge

That's RDR1, though.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on October 31, 2018, 10:15:47 AM
The video's from 2013. You got bamboozled, Svejk.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on October 31, 2018, 10:20:05 AM
I sure did!  Thought it looked bad.  :betty
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on October 31, 2018, 10:23:35 AM
I sure did!  Thought it looked bad.  :betty

Me too! 
 :whatsthedeal
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 31, 2018, 11:35:03 AM
He's a white guy singing the n-word, and there's not a 5000 page thread about it on RE, so that should have been your first tip-off that it's not recent.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 31, 2018, 01:31:13 PM
Wait, Dunkey's not black?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on November 07, 2018, 05:28:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn3g25ZEbak
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 07, 2018, 05:31:47 PM
Wait, Dunkey's not black?
If you had watched his special reveal special you would know he is of Puerto Rican descent!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Dantizzinel on November 07, 2018, 06:31:54 PM
That song was D'Angelo?

Didn't expect to find out this info from dunkey, truly the game journo we need :salute
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 08, 2018, 06:50:46 AM
Wow, he only gave it an arbitrary number out of an arbitrary number?

Fuck this guy. Unsubsribd.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 17, 2018, 10:44:25 AM
https://youtu.be/c66IR3qA5-w
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 17, 2018, 10:44:38 AM
https://youtu.be/X2YfNeBxGLg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 17, 2018, 11:06:13 AM
A scorching take.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on November 17, 2018, 12:16:30 PM
Eevee is obviously the superior option.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on November 17, 2018, 12:24:01 PM
"The grass uses the same physics as Crysis"
 :dead

The Eevee review perfectly sums up Nintendo fandumb.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on November 17, 2018, 12:54:37 PM
And the Pikachu vid perfectly sums up the edgy anti-Pokemon tryhards.

Full Dunky saturation :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nabbis on November 18, 2018, 05:06:51 AM
You two need to get laid more.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
With each other.  :-*
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 18, 2018, 10:07:02 PM
Moltar  :gladbron
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 26, 2018, 11:12:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wJF2ni96Xg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 27, 2018, 01:15:57 AM
hope there's a dunkey bump for Super Amazing Wagon Adventure

it's only a buck on Steam!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on November 29, 2018, 03:53:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6z2PBK_VhE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on November 29, 2018, 06:14:54 PM
 :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on November 29, 2018, 07:53:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Zm6cNctSc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 11, 2018, 10:28:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY-_dsTlosI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on December 12, 2018, 06:19:02 AM
You probably can't even beat Bubble Bobble, look at you. :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on December 12, 2018, 09:47:26 AM
He's totally right about Castlevania being doable because of infinite continues. That's all it really takes for a game to go from impossible to doable.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: kingv on December 14, 2018, 12:38:58 AM
Is donkey Kong country actually considered to be hard? I used to wreck the fuck out of that game as a kid and never really considered it to be particularly difficult.

Really anyone that cut their teeth on NES games would consider most SNES games to be pretty fair.

Thereís probably only a handful of NES games I can remember being able to beat. Chip and sales rescue rangers was one that I remember taking me a long time to get good enough to beat.

I could get to mike Tyson Iím punch out but never learned his pattern.

The hardest game I probably beat on SNES was Super Battletoads. I think I only managed it a few times.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on December 14, 2018, 04:57:36 AM
The only hard level in DKC is the one snow level with the barrels. But there's a skip at the bottom of the stage so you could just look up where that's located.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on December 18, 2018, 10:08:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKh9inKBlks
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on December 23, 2018, 08:59:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkkMMaXSBI

2:19-3:00 OMG :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 23, 2018, 09:10:58 PM
Jim Sterling fucking roasted. :gun
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on December 23, 2018, 09:17:15 PM
Richard  :tocry
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on December 23, 2018, 09:22:42 PM
Quote
Louis Tribe
3 hours ago
These graphics almost look like real life I canít believe how far technology has advanced
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on December 23, 2018, 09:23:10 PM
Quote
Olaf Vlooswijk
4 hours ago
Lets get Richard in smash, cmon Reggie!
:rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on December 24, 2018, 05:59:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkkMMaXSBI

2:19-3:00 OMG :rofl

"He's describing the campaign mode of Fortnite, which nobody in the world has ever played!"

Epic annihilated.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on December 30, 2018, 05:01:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npxw4Y7w9RE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 10, 2019, 04:10:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UhFWoDZLxA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 10, 2019, 04:58:01 PM
hell yeah dad of war
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2019, 06:26:14 PM
Dat shout out to Donkey kong  :lawd

Dunkey  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on January 26, 2019, 07:45:50 PM
Dunkey just dropped the best YouTube video of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWu5X4jcvv8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on January 26, 2019, 07:48:01 PM
I hit the dislike button on that earlier  :-[
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 03, 2019, 05:39:01 PM
https://youtu.be/c4VJji9skq8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: headwalk on February 03, 2019, 09:45:26 PM
dunkey is the origin story for carl from aqua teen.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 09, 2019, 05:54:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMph2hAGj7k
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on February 09, 2019, 06:36:22 PM
Gotta applaud Kingdom Hearts' creators for not dumbing it down and appealing to the masses.

The logo is sort of like the first warning of the sort of chaos you're getting into.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on February 11, 2019, 08:03:20 AM
Quote from: YouTube
frankiscool
15 hours ago
Also dunkey you are wrong. This is the best assasins creed game weíve had so far this year

Shadow426
12 hours ago
From the top of a tower in sanfransokyo

SKRAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on February 11, 2019, 08:30:10 AM
That's pretty much how I feel about KH ever since the first one.... :doge 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 16, 2019, 02:48:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxkzUg9N0bE

Quote
ɅRCHE TYPE
1 year ago
The ribbon is at 9, she lands at eleven. Coincidence? No.
Time to wake up, sheeple.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on February 16, 2019, 04:12:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c9L4TQls5w
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 18, 2019, 02:52:49 AM
women, amirite fellas
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on February 22, 2019, 03:38:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK158ih4smY

:rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on February 22, 2019, 03:51:22 PM
LMAO Dunkey da god   :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 22, 2019, 04:57:28 PM
nail on the fucking head
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 23, 2019, 01:53:43 AM
some of them games to remember tho :lawd

dead to rights
freedom fighters
the darkness 2

 :punch
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on February 23, 2019, 03:57:26 AM
 :expert

That was the first Darkness game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 02, 2019, 04:48:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFnFiJAmADc

F F F F F F F
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on March 02, 2019, 07:26:18 PM
That was beautiful.  :lawd
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on March 09, 2019, 09:12:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUJb1BD63ME
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Coax on March 09, 2019, 09:25:38 PM
I enjoyed The New Tetris. Wasn't trying to be super different or wacky but was solid and used the 3D subtly. Wasn't aware it was the first to introduce ghost pieces to see where they will fall at any moment.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on March 09, 2019, 09:28:32 PM
Didn't even know there was a "Faces" game. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on March 09, 2019, 09:29:14 PM
I enjoyed The New Tetris. Wasn't trying to be super different or wacky but was solid and used the 3D subtly. Wasn't aware it was the first to introduce ghost pieces to see where they will fall at any moment.

Seems OK to me, yeah.  It's the bad Tetris games that make me wonder how the hell it's possible to make a bad *Tetris* game.
:mindblown
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on March 09, 2019, 10:04:29 PM
I enjoyed The New Tetris. Wasn't trying to be super different or wacky but was solid and used the 3D subtly. Wasn't aware it was the first to introduce ghost pieces to see where they will fall at any moment.

New Tetris was relativity solid from what I remember for a multi-plat Tetris.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on March 09, 2019, 10:09:17 PM
Tetris DS was awesome. 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on March 10, 2019, 02:23:36 PM
I like how when he shows the N64 logo, but has the GC startup jingle instead.  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 16, 2019, 08:18:58 AM
https://youtu.be/AdxJha23K9Q
https://youtu.be/522_9G3KJz0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 19, 2019, 04:05:28 PM
https://youtu.be/UD6ESrCFEeE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on March 19, 2019, 07:44:36 PM
Chicken man lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on March 19, 2019, 07:52:58 PM
I like how when he shows the N64 logo, but has the GC startup jingle instead.  :lol
I liked this during "twenty years ago"
(https://i.imgur.com/UYGBlBk.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on March 23, 2019, 03:33:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp7Ofgpfxoc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on March 24, 2019, 02:26:54 AM
At the end I was like "the text popped up, there's no way that thing's coming back to l--"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on March 24, 2019, 05:43:23 AM
At the end I was like "the text popped up, there's no way that thing's coming back to l--"

(https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*MBk71-h06TJNCjdRqUGcew.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 24, 2019, 12:06:19 PM
ROBERT!!!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on April 01, 2019, 08:42:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oKd0ilJEKs

:rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 01, 2019, 11:42:21 PM
Could it be?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nope
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on April 02, 2019, 12:49:42 AM
better run for the border when you hear that bong
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 02, 2019, 11:39:44 AM
I always do, brother.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Premium Lager on April 02, 2019, 03:42:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp7Ofgpfxoc

This really sold me on the game goddamn
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Philip Cardgage on April 02, 2019, 04:33:36 PM
That's a good looking snek.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 02, 2019, 05:27:58 PM
Xbox Rect
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 08, 2019, 04:39:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUYvyatLp0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 16, 2019, 03:53:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FQUcwbIYMc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on April 16, 2019, 07:31:51 PM
Speaking of Dunkey:

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.erome.com/Paranoiagenic

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

This is floating around reddit and 4chan. Dunkey and Leah apparently are into giant dadoldry.   :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 16, 2019, 07:46:43 PM
lmao believe things you see on the internets brehs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 16, 2019, 08:00:09 PM
ďKeep saying itĒ lmao

Hereís the original:

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.forumophilia.com/topic128977-6375.html#29413899
:nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on April 16, 2019, 08:08:48 PM
Speaking of Dunkey:

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.erome.com/Paranoiagenic

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

This is floating around reddit and 4chan. Dunkey and Leah apparently are into giant dadoldry.   :doge
:whew
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 16, 2019, 08:26:45 PM
Never noticed that she had a nice butt.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on April 16, 2019, 08:48:43 PM
That voice though :donot
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 16, 2019, 09:03:27 PM
Never noticed that she had a nice butt.

It's faker than fake, breh. Reddit debunked it nearly a week ago.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on April 16, 2019, 09:05:55 PM
I am confused, is dunkey the black dude in the video?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on April 16, 2019, 10:07:28 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/D3MEcJO.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on April 27, 2019, 03:32:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxwehhlBVgY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 28, 2019, 12:21:42 AM
I havenít seen a pounding like that since dunkeyís wife.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 02, 2019, 05:22:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WTEB7Qbt4U
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2019, 07:16:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojo7sRcGFlY

Realest RLM take ever. :whew
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 06, 2019, 07:33:48 PM
I can't believe they said Jurassic World was better than Jurassic Park, I hope somebody got fired for that.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on May 06, 2019, 08:35:29 PM
i don't know most of these, but i tried watching this leafy kid. should've been in the fuckin shadow realm with nostalgia critic
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on May 06, 2019, 10:27:21 PM
THE SHADOW REALM I'M DEAD

I literally just blocked ChannelAwesome from my YouTube recs earlier today. :lol :lol

-user was high while watching dunky-
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 07, 2019, 02:46:36 PM
Bonus

https://youtu.be/qcZsOdVhBh8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 16, 2019, 03:37:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MQO2STCbbY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on May 16, 2019, 06:45:54 PM
that clip of Miyamoto showing off the controller, the lady could not more obviously be paying any less attention :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on May 16, 2019, 06:51:23 PM
he should have playlisted and linked to his playthrough from back when he was 7, dunno what happened to the first four parts though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIeUppa3PI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfbR3NVzTAM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 16, 2019, 09:33:35 PM
blessed video, I loved listening to him talk about why sm64 was so good
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on May 17, 2019, 02:15:20 AM
I LOVED SM64. I felt like I had some future Silicon Graphics future game workstation in my dorm room. Fucking. Magical.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
N64 was 100% downhill from there
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Premium Lager on May 17, 2019, 05:41:58 AM
I gave u a like first but breh, zelda oot, blast corps, banjo etc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on May 17, 2019, 06:13:19 AM
I gave u a like first but breh, zelda oot, blast corps, banjo etc

Zelda is shit, I'll give you Banjo 2
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on May 17, 2019, 08:10:50 PM
As a kid it was never on my radar, i didn't know anyone with n64. Don't think I'd even seen a Nintendo console, were def not popular here in Sega country. One friend got a ps at launch who's parents sold a lot of weed (it's the new Sega!). I got one around the middle of the gen when mum bought me Age of Empires and Civ II for my bday in 1998 but they didn't run on our pc, she felt bad and went back to the store and got me a ps :rejoice

I didn't even consider the N64, remember playing Pokemon Snap at someone's house i didn't really know well and remember being real impressed, but if OoT had been out by that point I prob would've gone N64. Ended up seeing a vid of it on tv and was blown away by this 3d fantasy rpg where you could ride a horse around an open world fighting monsters. To this day I haven't completed an N64 game  :doge Played a fair of of SM64 on an emu years back, but never finished. Def need to revisit.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on May 18, 2019, 10:53:34 AM
Yes, SM64 was great. Too bad Nintendo had to steal it from Argonaut.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on May 19, 2019, 04:35:20 PM
I got one around the middle of the gen when mum bought me Age of Empires and Civ II for my bday in 1998 but they didn't run on our pc, she felt bad and went back to the store and got me a ps :rejoice
but Civ II can run on anything that can run Windows 95 or higher... :thinking

well played
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 29, 2019, 03:49:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTqaD1BoIQM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2019, 03:59:46 PM
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1063770/Pew_Dew_Redemption/

FREE  8)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 29, 2019, 04:05:37 PM
Bad Body Double May 28 @ 12:30am
Please take this rubbish off the store for good
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 07, 2019, 05:09:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L17uPcEUfyc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on June 07, 2019, 05:33:36 PM
Love the WatchMojo intro he added in  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 07, 2019, 07:15:58 PM
I'm the Jokah, baybee!!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on June 07, 2019, 11:10:30 PM
 :joker
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2019, 11:31:19 PM
:joker

One of the 10 Worst Jokers imho!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 08, 2019, 03:46:21 AM
Dunkey is the only Youtuber who deserves happiness
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 12, 2019, 03:42:46 PM
https://youtu.be/Y_HHZcTqJo8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on June 12, 2019, 10:56:40 PM
I'm the Jokah, baybee!!

original clip is so good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPpWzS3nCwM

Quote
I wish I was that girl. to be manhandled by a true alpha male is a dream of mine.


:dead

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2019, 12:26:47 AM
Was that not JonTron?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on June 14, 2019, 06:12:39 AM
underrated: the guy smugly nodding while the other guy says "FUCK YEAH we put a battle royale in Fallout 76, that's right"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nuitangg on June 20, 2019, 08:12:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAYSx7TiJSo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 23, 2019, 09:40:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHP7v_vHE7w
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on June 29, 2019, 11:53:03 PM
https://youtu.be/j-N8YuYUDQs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 02, 2019, 12:30:58 PM
https://youtu.be/Pq_lmSRcBSY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 02, 2019, 02:24:27 PM
who's the weird white guy in dunkey's videos
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 02, 2019, 05:37:44 PM
who's the weird white guy in dunkey's videos

dunkey bangs that guy's wife iirc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on July 07, 2019, 04:56:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSSNP2DudNw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 07, 2019, 05:37:02 PM
Reggie, you son of a bitch!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 07, 2019, 10:42:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSSNP2DudNw

Are those screams when he hits the goomba (about 5:35 into the video) part of the game or something dunkey added to video editing?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 08, 2019, 10:10:15 AM
Pretty sure the level designer added those sound effects. You can program effects to trigger when things happen.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 15, 2019, 07:03:18 PM
https://youtu.be/ZE3bT2Z-8eE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 16, 2019, 12:23:46 AM
Derrick :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 20, 2019, 04:35:05 PM
https://youtu.be/rd844ocrBDY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 20, 2019, 05:57:57 PM
Props for making it through that shitshow, especially with a broken controller and his little brother was playing most of it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 20, 2019, 08:22:53 PM
That maxed out timer at the end. :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on July 20, 2019, 10:37:59 PM
https://twitter.com/YTSunnys/status/1150872752414498816
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 21, 2019, 07:43:36 AM
https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/1151385915270582272
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 21, 2019, 07:52:31 AM
I rarely give platforming props to someone else, but... Dunkey is the king. :bow
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on July 21, 2019, 05:45:54 PM
shout out to simpleflips.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on July 21, 2019, 11:40:42 PM
https://youtu.be/rd844ocrBDY

Well, if Dunkey is a giant dad, at least we know after his wife's bull is finished with her, he starts on Dunkey.

Fucking masochist. Why the fuck would people play these sorts of levels?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on July 22, 2019, 12:42:10 AM
Social currency. And real currency, if you're a streamer/youtuber. 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 24, 2019, 12:56:58 AM
Was watching some old-ass dunkey videos yesterday, this one's pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbTBIV5Dsjc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 27, 2019, 04:37:18 PM
Talking about straight classics

https://youtu.be/OrQncd_sHqE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 27, 2019, 11:24:42 PM
 :shaking
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 28, 2019, 10:10:06 AM
you see what had happened was..
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 29, 2019, 04:13:22 PM
https://youtu.be/sBqk7I5-0I0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 29, 2019, 07:22:28 PM
These are the guys that made Bubsy 3D, you really think these guys are gonna drop the ball?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on July 29, 2019, 10:01:23 PM
i like how he really gets to the crux of all the issues. the problem is the people.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on July 29, 2019, 10:14:04 PM
Talking about straight classics

https://youtu.be/OrQncd_sHqE

 :lol dunkey kinda detracts from the video tho.

Is "OrdainedCARTER" and "DevotedQUENTIN" some uno tres generic name format? or is it just a setup?

I used to bust out uno when drinking sometimes. Game is legit.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on July 29, 2019, 10:45:22 PM
Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1XQduS6IfA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 29, 2019, 10:53:55 PM
that dude making 35+ minutes of video defending a game he hasn't played and doesn't intend to :lawd
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: shosta on July 30, 2019, 12:18:47 AM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1156013460787847170
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 30, 2019, 01:11:39 AM
about time somebody put dunkey in his place
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 30, 2019, 07:37:39 AM
Talking about straight classics

https://youtu.be/OrQncd_sHqE

 :lol dunkey kinda detracts from the video tho.

Is "OrdainedCARTER" and "DevotedQUENTIN" some uno tres generic name format? or is it just a setup?

I used to bust out uno when drinking sometimes. Game is legit.

To me it seems like a setup doesnt he know that carter dude
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 30, 2019, 08:55:11 AM
that dude making 35+ minutes of video defending a game he hasn't played and doesn't intend to :lawd

"I have no experience with this topic at all, but I still want people to know what I think about it."
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 30, 2019, 12:23:48 PM
His take downs of the IGN shit show never get old.

"There's something here for everyone" (x5)

LMAO
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on July 30, 2019, 03:53:40 PM
Wonder why people abandoned traditional games journalism for youtubers and streamers. :thinking
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 30, 2019, 05:26:11 PM
Wonder why people abandoned traditional games journalism for youtubers and streamers. :thinking

Cuz they have something for everyone?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 30, 2019, 07:24:00 PM
Joe is actually Dunkey's ghostwriter

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYzY0MzBlM2YtMmZiNC00OGNmLTkxMDUtNTc3NTc5NjA2ZTdiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzU1NzE3NTg@._V1_CR0,45,480,270_AL_UX477_CR0,0,477,268_AL_.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 03, 2019, 11:15:19 AM
found a rare dunkey vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_5a849rJUI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 08, 2019, 06:32:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl0-WESlJrM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 08, 2019, 07:27:54 PM
Did I mine that?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 15, 2019, 03:51:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30BFiSOP8JU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 15, 2019, 07:31:20 PM
Nice web!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Brehvolution on August 16, 2019, 10:02:20 AM
That is some game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: VomKriege on August 17, 2019, 06:05:48 AM
The sound quality is terrible.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on August 23, 2019, 04:17:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iSIoTLauEU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2019, 04:46:17 PM
Fuck you, Game Grumps!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 23, 2019, 09:32:35 PM
Game Grumps is pretty good, but they gotta stop with the human sacrifices.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 30, 2019, 06:16:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKYeAN-_wFI :brain
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on August 30, 2019, 06:53:40 PM
La La Land :lawd

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Whiplash :nope
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 30, 2019, 07:14:49 PM
That video was the final, clinching proof of dunkey's whiteness.  :cac
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: filler on August 30, 2019, 07:56:09 PM
stick to vidya  :steiner
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on August 31, 2019, 05:54:52 PM
On a scale of cac to cracker, I love La La Land.

V odd to put out a pretty casual review of those two movies in 2019, but I would totes watch dunk views on new film and prob pretty happy to keep watching random quippy video essays on older movies he likes.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on August 31, 2019, 06:14:12 PM
Didnít like that video much
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on August 31, 2019, 08:49:03 PM
La La Land is so good. :lawd
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on September 01, 2019, 04:40:29 AM
La La Land :lawd

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Whiplash :nope

Other way around, you fool  :hmph
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty Meat on September 01, 2019, 07:25:12 AM
La La Land :lawd

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Whiplash :nope

Other way around, you fool  :hmph

Whiplash is #badvibes, no thanks.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 05, 2019, 12:58:52 PM
https://youtu.be/eCxFP24LOU0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 06, 2019, 07:47:34 AM
That was some Kung Pow type greatness there.  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on September 06, 2019, 08:39:27 AM
That was some Kung Pow type greatness there.  :lol

OOOhhhh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XHsDJ-9EDs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on September 10, 2019, 04:36:01 PM
I just saw this and somehow missed it the entire time. i'm fucking dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQNWYOogOI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2019, 04:32:30 PM
https://youtu.be/GwRcSyOoBj4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on September 11, 2019, 09:57:32 PM
hey
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on September 11, 2019, 11:59:06 PM
that DK cartoon was one hell of a trip. Seems like the whole basis of the show was DK trying to get his dick wet
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 12, 2019, 07:55:36 AM
bork, have you watched the PS4 conference one yet?  If not...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/wi8Ez1mwRcKGI/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on September 12, 2019, 08:13:25 AM
bork, have you watched the PS4 conference one yet?  If not...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/wi8Ez1mwRcKGI/giphy.gif)

This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCxFP24LOU0

Watching now!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: VomKriege on September 12, 2019, 09:26:36 AM
*heavy breathing*
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 18, 2019, 04:31:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETXQUkp-VOg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 18, 2019, 05:49:29 PM
I love my Xbox One X but first party wise Microsoft has been a disaster since late 360 era.
They had all the cool shit in development like Perfect Dark Core, Kameo 2, Urchin and more and then Mattrick came in and cancelled it all and put the focus on TV and Kinect.
At this point I think they just lack the creative vision in the corporate blob that is Microsoft and Cliffy B must fulfill his destiny as a producer of kick-ass Xbox games.

Or maybe they need Warren Spector or anyone else not named Kudo Tsunoda.
Whoever it is, they also need to give this person more than a year to come up with shit before they shuffle the chairs around again.
Basiclally after every release there is a big 'rebranding' or 'refocus' or 'restructure' at Microsoft Xbox Game Studios.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 18, 2019, 07:05:26 PM
Pretty awesome how Nintendo destroyed Microsoft by making the Wii and then tricking them into copying it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on September 18, 2019, 07:07:36 PM
Hasnít dunk already done an Xbox vid?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: EightBitNate on September 18, 2019, 08:58:40 PM
Pretty awesome how Nintendo destroyed Microsoft by making the Wii and then tricking them into copying it.

But who was Nintendo tricking with the Wii U? :thinking
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bluemax on September 18, 2019, 11:24:02 PM
I love my Xbox One X but first party wise Microsoft has been a disaster since late 360 era.
They had all the cool shit in development like Perfect Dark Core, Kameo 2, Urchin and more and then Mattrick came in and cancelled it all and put the focus on TV and Kinect.
At this point I think they just lack the creative vision in the corporate blob that is Microsoft and Cliffy B must fulfill his destiny as a producer of kick-ass Xbox games.

Or maybe they need Warren Spector or anyone else not named Kudo Tsunoda.
Whoever it is, they also need to give this person more than a year to come up with shit before they shuffle the chairs around again.
Basiclally after every release there is a big 'rebranding' or 'refocus' or 'restructure' at Microsoft Xbox Game Studios.

They bought up all these studios but are letting them finish whatever they were working on, so it feels like most of them are gonna put out things that are cross platform or multiplatform as their first titles under the MS brand. Which means we are 3-5 years away from any of these places releasing exclusives. I guess if that means a good first 1-3 years of exclusives for the next console, then it worked out.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on September 19, 2019, 12:19:29 AM
I love my Xbox One X but first party wise Microsoft has been a disaster since late 360 era.
They had all the cool shit in development like Perfect Dark Core, Kameo 2, Urchin and more and then Mattrick came in and cancelled it all and put the focus on TV and Kinect.
At this point I think they just lack the creative vision in the corporate blob that is Microsoft and Cliffy B must fulfill his destiny as a producer of kick-ass Xbox games.

Or maybe they need Warren Spector or anyone else not named Kudo Tsunoda.
Whoever it is, they also need to give this person more than a year to come up with shit before they shuffle the chairs around again.
Basiclally after every release there is a big 'rebranding' or 'refocus' or 'restructure' at Microsoft Xbox Game Studios.

They lost their way post-J. Allard leaving. You can't convince me otherwise.

Blades >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NXE >>>>>>>>>> Metro dashboards.

OG X-box Team > Nu-X-box team.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on September 19, 2019, 02:55:28 AM
Yeah their first party shit has always blown. Nice FUD
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 19, 2019, 04:27:04 AM
I love my Xbox One X but first party wise Microsoft has been a disaster since late 360 era.
They had all the cool shit in development like Perfect Dark Core, Kameo 2, Urchin and more and then Mattrick came in and cancelled it all and put the focus on TV and Kinect.
At this point I think they just lack the creative vision in the corporate blob that is Microsoft and Cliffy B must fulfill his destiny as a producer of kick-ass Xbox games.

Or maybe they need Warren Spector or anyone else not named Kudo Tsunoda.
Whoever it is, they also need to give this person more than a year to come up with shit before they shuffle the chairs around again.
Basiclally after every release there is a big 'rebranding' or 'refocus' or 'restructure' at Microsoft Xbox Game Studios.

They lost their way post-J. Allard leaving. You can't convince me otherwise.

Blades >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NXE >>>>>>>>>> Metro dashboards.

OG X-box Team > Nu-X-box team.
I'm thinking the RROD fiasco was to blame. That's when other Microsoft executives started caring about what the man bois at Xbox were doing with their toys and infinite money supply.

I also believe that's the reason Peter Moore downplayed it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Occam on September 19, 2019, 06:06:50 AM
I own an Xbox and a 360. However, anyone who bought an Xbone despite the way the second half of the 360 generation went, despite the higher price and weaker hardware than the competition (at launch), despite how Microsoft originally planned to introduce this awesome private game ownership removal system (yes, they backpedaled on this in the 11th hour after seeing the low preorder numbers; but just like attempted murder is punished, this attempted attack against consumer rights deserved punishment) IS A MORON.
If Sony had acted this way, I would have skipped PS4.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: nachobro on September 19, 2019, 10:49:04 AM
:trumps

i like my xbox and gave away my ps4. xbox x with game pass is great as a media center and a 4K console
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 19, 2019, 10:51:49 AM
Microsoft has been incompetent for more years than competent in the console game. They had their shit together for maybe five years (2004-2009) and thereís a shitload of caveats in there too. The Xbox is a loss leader for brand awareness and it shows. This is all Nintendo has and the only reason why Sony hasnít completely collapsed is due to PlayStation. Financially, the Xbox brand is almost margin of error impact on Microsoftís balance sheet and it shows.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 19, 2019, 11:40:47 AM
Only thing that the xbox ever did that I enjoyed, was having my first mega emu machine.    :lol

Although I did put a stupid amount of hours into PSU... because there was nothing else to play at the time.  Sold my RROD 360 and never felt so free of junk in my life. 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on September 19, 2019, 01:42:08 PM
I liked MS as a first party during the first few years of the 360 when the PS3 was an overpriced clusterfuck, MS was moneyhatting exclusive Japanese games (Lost Odyssey especially), and shmup devs were showing it love. When PS3 finally got going and 360 started to ride on its coattails and pivoted to a Kinect focused system, MS lost me.

Now the One has no Japanese exclusives whatsoever and is even dropping in its western and indie exclusives (Ori, which was the most appealing XB1 console exclusive, is now on Switch)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on September 19, 2019, 03:57:13 PM
I bought my Xbox One S for 150 bucks brand new and use it as a gamepass and backwards compatibility machine. :trumps

And there is something weirdly satisfying about getting Xbox achievements even though I couldnít care less about trophies. :hmm
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: nachobro on September 19, 2019, 03:59:21 PM
the over the top presentation when you get a "rare" achievement is pretty funny :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 04:29:27 PM
This forum is like 95% vehemently anti Xbox. Besides any opinion garble about exclusives, Microsoft has made:

A low cost barrier for playing games financially. You can buy an Xbone S and a gamepass sub for $215 or like $265. You're buying a digital console bundle of 200 games for that cost. If you're poor, you can reasonably set money aside and get a gaming console with a bunch of games.

An affordable controller for people with severe physical disabilites. I know this forum revels in absolute dogshit tier shitposting, but making a controller that enables anyone to play a game makes me emotional in a good way. Kids with terrible handicaps can play with their friends, getting into a severe accident won't end your hobby. Gears 5 in general has set a precedent with having accessibility options not hidden, and incredibly well implemented.

Game pass in general will be the future of gaming distribution. It's going to a service that's either copied or built upon to be a killer app for Xbox as a service. Don't PlayStation Now me or say Nintendo gives away games too. Game Pass has been one of the best gaming services this entire gen.

I realize this post will most likely incite "lol care post, no one cares, why u not shitpost", but, whatever. When the next Xbox cones out and Game Pass is being built upon to be a killer app service, I fully expect people to jump from the hate bandwagon.

Xbox is an easy target for obese YouTubers such as Jim Sterling and Dunkey. Makes antisocial neckbeard assholes validated that they play Kaizen Nurobiro Sugatits on PS4 or Switch. Because when you can't get laid, look like a bloated and hairy ogre testicle, and can't talk to women, arguing about console exclusives is all you have left before making love to a bullet.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on September 19, 2019, 04:41:58 PM
It's hilarious you say the forum is "anti-Xbox" when during the 360 days we were all over Xbox. We mocked PS3 for years and unlike PS3, Xbone has never managed to pick the ball back up. We salivated over achievements. We were very much an Xbox forum. Ask Demi or Sceneman. It's why Sceneman even bought an Xbox over PS4. Because it's left over from The Bore Xbox Bro days. So that accusation is hilarious.

We're just real and like what's a good product. We're not a fanthing forum like gaf or reset is. We play where the games are and give no fucks. If the games go to Xbox (doubtful) or Sony or even Nintendo next gen it's where all of us will go.

It's less that we're an anti-Xbox forum and more pro-good game system forum. You can argue Xbone is a good system, and I'll believe you that it is, but it's clearly the third wheel of the gen, the Gamecube of the gen, the Saturn US of the gen. After a certain point Saturn wasn't worth getting in America and that was by 1997, right in the middle of the system wars. Yet Saturn was a great system. You just had to import. US got far less games on Saturn than Japan did. Xbone is similar to Saturn except it doesn't have an entire catalogue of games not brought over the seas going for it. But it still holds the "you have to be dedicated to get the most out of this system" vibe that Saturn had.

No if's, and's, or but's about it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2019, 04:55:35 PM
I did play my PS4 a lot more when I couldnít get laid. Maybe youíre onto something.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 05:04:37 PM
Valuable point regarding it being the Saturn or GameCube of this gen,  I believe you when you say this forum adored the 360 over PS3 as well.

I'm just tired of hardcore gaming rhetoric. Feels like /v/ from 4Chan is how gaming at large feels right now. Endless bitching, shitposting, attention seeking titles and headlines. Endless gotcha shit, endless console warring, endless negativity and attention seeking shit tier opinions that offer nothing new or of substance.

Gaming right now is great regardless of what console you own, truthfully. There are tons of games everywhere. Microsoft, Sony,and Nintendo are all doing well.

But the narrative still has to be negative, there isn't objective criticism, it's flamboyant opinions verging on misinformation to stroke hardcore gamers. Tons of people that are legit vile.

Gaming is great! The people playing them and talking about them online? Absolute incel scumfucks.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on September 19, 2019, 05:08:04 PM
We cheer whoever is getting it right and endlessly pile on whoever is not here. The Switch thread is full of endless :rejoice in response to it right now but the last N home console would constantly have this video posted in response to it's barely existent sales every month:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 05:12:04 PM
I did play my PS4 a lot more when I couldnít get laid. Maybe youíre onto something.

Tbh, when I'm not in some weird depressive hermit funk mode, and have an active social life or relationship, my energy and excitement for games isn't as strong.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on September 19, 2019, 05:13:26 PM
The Bore isn't one of those fanthing forums that argues console exclusives. Point me to a thread we are. Bore just plays games and chats about them. Weird way to come at the Bore like that.

Dunkey's the one that made the video. I called into question him making the vid earlier. He's rehashing content and has previously made it obvious has has a biased perspective in the Xbox fight anyways when MS fucked him over.

Last gen gamers said "Japan is dead" and "Japanese are shit" and now look at them. Fapping over Persona and Nier. Who gives a fuck what they think, dude.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: nachobro on September 19, 2019, 05:17:30 PM
Xbone is a backlog machine tbh, but that's where I'm at with non-Nintendo/PC stuff anyway. Game Pass gives you 200+ games instantly from three generations to catch up on plus the new MS stuff (which this gen hasn't been much but it's there anyway) and some new 3rd party titles as well. Plus hardware-wise it's top of the line and plays 4k bluray and has the streaming shit all built in.

Just a different kind of system but it does pretty much seem like MS has been done with this gen for a year or two and is just building the foundation of the next console cycle. Hell, having Game Pass Ultimate for years to come because of deals and such means I'm pretty much guaranteed to be in on whatever their next console is eventually.

I don't expect to hop on the next-gen train right away anyway. Partially cause I just built a new PC but also with MS committing to doing cross-gen stuff (and giving you the Xbox Two version of a game if you get the Xbox One version) and Nintendo doing their own shit there's just not a major appeal right now.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 19, 2019, 06:20:19 PM
Xbox is a number of different things.

Consoles: Xbox One X is the best console hardware and one the best and cheapest 4K blu-ray players on the market. I love mine.

Online services: Microsoft is still top dog on this front and GamePass and backwards compatibility is neat.

First party games: This is where it goes wrong. And that has nothing to do with being 'anti-Xbox'.
Especially on Xbox One the first party releases never got off the ground and they cancelled stuff that looked really fucking cool.
Nintendo does what Nintendo does, Sony has these AAA+ third person single player experiences and Microsoft just hasn't found their own groove yet so they just bought their way into success.
Maybe it's service games, but Sea of Thieves sorta falls flat. Maybe it'll be shooters but the latest HALO was a big disappointment.

Until they figure out what makes Xbox Studios 'tick' and how to best complement the third party support, they will continue to be sub-par on this front because they're constantly chasing new markets and technologies.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 19, 2019, 08:10:19 PM
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Xbox is an easy target for obese YouTubers such as Jim Sterling and Dunkey. Makes antisocial neckbeard assholes validated that they play Kaizen Nurobiro Sugatits on PS4 or Switch. Because when you can't get laid, look like a bloated and hairy ogre testicle, and can't talk to women, arguing about console exclusives is all you have left before making love to a bullet.

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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: curly on September 19, 2019, 08:16:16 PM
This forum is like 95% vehemently anti Xbox. Besides any opinion garble about exclusives, Microsoft has made:

A low cost barrier for playing games financially. You can buy an Xbone S and a gamepass sub for $215 or like $265. You're buying a digital console bundle of 200 games for that cost. If you're poor, you can reasonably set money aside and get a gaming console with a bunch of games.

An affordable controller for people with severe physical disabilites. I know this forum revels in absolute dogshit tier shitposting, but making a controller that enables anyone to play a game makes me emotional in a good way. Kids with terrible handicaps can play with their friends, getting into a severe accident won't end your hobby. Gears 5 in general has set a precedent with having accessibility options not hidden, and incredibly well implemented.

Game pass in general will be the future of gaming distribution. It's going to a service that's either copied or built upon to be a killer app for Xbox as a service. Don't PlayStation Now me or say Nintendo gives away games too. Game Pass has been one of the best gaming services this entire gen.

I realize this post will most likely incite "lol care post, no one cares, why u not shitpost", but, whatever. When the next Xbox cones out and Game Pass is being built upon to be a killer app service, I fully expect people to jump from the hate bandwagon.

Xbox is an easy target for obese YouTubers such as Jim Sterling and Dunkey. Makes antisocial neckbeard assholes validated that they play Kaizen Nurobiro Sugatits on PS4 or Switch. Because when you can't get laid, look like a bloated and hairy ogre testicle, and can't talk to women, arguing about console exclusives is all you have left before making love to a bullet.

blah blah blah everyone is mean to xbox because it sucks ass get over it
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on September 19, 2019, 08:34:45 PM
Valuable point regarding it being the Saturn or GameCube of this gen,  I believe you when you say this forum adored the 360 over PS3 as well.

I'm just tired of hardcore gaming rhetoric. Feels like /v/ from 4Chan is how gaming at large feels right now. Endless bitching, shitposting, attention seeking titles and headlines. Endless gotcha shit, endless console warring, endless negativity and attention seeking shit tier opinions that offer nothing new or of substance.

Gaming right now is great regardless of what console you own, truthfully. There are tons of games everywhere. Microsoft, Sony,and Nintendo are all doing well.

But the narrative still has to be negative, there isn't objective criticism, it's flamboyant opinions verging on misinformation to stroke hardcore gamers. Tons of people that are legit vile.

Gaming is great! The people playing them and talking about them online? Absolute incel scumfucks.

Ehh, console wars have been going as far back as when Intellivision fans were touting its "superior" graphics over the 2600 because its baseball game had twice as many single-color stick figures on screen. It's never gonna change, gamers are always gonna be entitled whiny manbabies.

I did play my PS4 a lot more when I couldnít get laid. Maybe youíre onto something.

Tbh, when I'm not in some weird depressive hermit funk mode, and have an active social life or relationship, my energy and excitement for games isn't as strong.

Heh, my love for gaming is stronger when my social/love life is stronger. Less time to play means I appreciate it more, not getting burnt out by over-playing, being a tad more choosy on what I play.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 19, 2019, 09:02:51 PM
xbox suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 09:14:15 PM
This forum is like 95% vehemently anti Xbox. Besides any opinion garble about exclusives, Microsoft has made:

A low cost barrier for playing games financially. You can buy an Xbone S and a gamepass sub for $215 or like $265. You're buying a digital console bundle of 200 games for that cost. If you're poor, you can reasonably set money aside and get a gaming console with a bunch of games.

An affordable controller for people with severe physical disabilites. I know this forum revels in absolute dogshit tier shitposting, but making a controller that enables anyone to play a game makes me emotional in a good way. Kids with terrible handicaps can play with their friends, getting into a severe accident won't end your hobby. Gears 5 in general has set a precedent with having accessibility options not hidden, and incredibly well implemented.

Game pass in general will be the future of gaming distribution. It's going to a service that's either copied or built upon to be a killer app for Xbox as a service. Don't PlayStation Now me or say Nintendo gives away games too. Game Pass has been one of the best gaming services this entire gen.

I realize this post will most likely incite "lol care post, no one cares, why u not shitpost", but, whatever. When the next Xbox cones out and Game Pass is being built upon to be a killer app service, I fully expect people to jump from the hate bandwagon.

Xbox is an easy target for obese YouTubers such as Jim Sterling and Dunkey. Makes antisocial neckbeard assholes validated that they play Kaizen Nurobiro Sugatits on PS4 or Switch. Because when you can't get laid, look like a bloated and hairy ogre testicle, and can't talk to women, arguing about console exclusives is all you have left before making love to a bullet.

blah blah blah everyone is mean to xbox because it sucks ass get over it

Wah wah wah someone isn't doing some group think shit, gotta bitch
 :crybaby

Typical gamer attitude right there, no argument, just some bitching coming from your fingertips. Let Dunkey do the talking for you, you submissive slave fuck.

Better yet, think of the last time you've personally posted anything of substance, rather than being a chatty Kathy snarky bitch.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2019, 09:30:42 PM
wH3r3 4r3 +h3 eXcLuSiV35????

Seriously, that's what it boils down to. I think if anything people are pissed that Xbox hasn't given them a reason to WANT TO PLAY EXCLUSIVE GAMES ON THE SYSTEM. Because, you know. It doesn't have many great ones. That's kinda objective fact this gen.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2019, 09:34:17 PM
Also it's one thing to complain about snarky comments in a vacuum but this is a thread specifically dedicated to a guy that makes a living making videos where he makes snarky comments so like, I dunno, maybe know your audience.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on September 19, 2019, 09:37:08 PM
Why are you attacking Curly like that?

Apologize, man.

Curly Iím sorry if I attacked you in the past too. You donít have to call them a slave fuck because dunkey posted a video. You donít have to feel personally attacked and lash out like that.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 09:43:31 PM
Why are you attacking Curly like that?

Apologize, man.

Curly Iím sorry if I attacked you in the past too. You donít have to call them a slave fuck because dunkey posted a video. You donít have to feel personally attacked and lash out like that.

So my opinion can be disregarded completely by a shitpost, and I'm supposed to eat it.... because? It's free reign to shit on people with no retort?

Curly is a big boy or girl I imagine, they can defend themselves. What do you think is gonna happen when you tell someone to shut up on the internet?  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2019, 09:45:19 PM
Why are you attacking Curly like that?

Apologize, man.

Curly Iím sorry if I attacked you in the past too. You donít have to call them a slave fuck because dunkey posted a video. You donít have to feel personally attacked and lash out like that.

So my opinion can be disregarded completely by a shitpost, and I'm supposed to eat it.... because? It's free reign to shit on people with no retort?

Curly is a big boy or girl I imagine, they can defend themselves.

We don't use Robert's Rules of Order, shitposting is a legit pasttime here, sorry
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 09:48:21 PM
Why are you attacking Curly like that?

Apologize, man.

Curly Iím sorry if I attacked you in the past too. You donít have to call them a slave fuck because dunkey posted a video. You donít have to feel personally attacked and lash out like that.

So my opinion can be disregarded completely by a shitpost, and I'm supposed to eat it.... because? It's free reign to shit on people with no retort?

Curly is a big boy or girl I imagine, they can defend themselves.

We don't use Robert's Rules of Order, shitposting is a legit pasttime here, sorry

I use Oscars box of cards, which is a tarot card set that tells me if someone is being an asshole. Calling an asshole an asshole seems to be fitting in the shitposting rulebook.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on September 19, 2019, 09:51:33 PM
Why are you attacking Curly like that?

Apologize, man.

Curly Iím sorry if I attacked you in the past too. You donít have to call them a slave fuck because dunkey posted a video. You donít have to feel personally attacked and lash out like that.

So my opinion can be disregarded completely by a shitpost, and I'm supposed to eat it.... because? It's free reign to shit on people with no retort?

Curly is a big boy or girl I imagine, they can defend themselves. What do you think is gonna happen when you tell someone to shut up on the internet?  :lol

Youíre calling people who spout system warzZz virgins while calling Curly a submissive slave fuck because he called Xbox trash
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 09:58:51 PM
Why are you attacking Curly like that?

Apologize, man.

Curly Iím sorry if I attacked you in the past too. You donít have to call them a slave fuck because dunkey posted a video. You donít have to feel personally attacked and lash out like that.

So my opinion can be disregarded completely by a shitpost, and I'm supposed to eat it.... because? It's free reign to shit on people with no retort?

Curly is a big boy or girl I imagine, they can defend themselves. What do you think is gonna happen when you tell someone to shut up on the internet?  :lol

Youíre calling people who spout system warzZz virgins while calling Curly a submissive slave fuck because he called Xbox trash

And you're hopping in this because you don't like me.  :teehee

How in the flying fuck is calling someone a virgin in 2019 an imoral insult?  :lol Guess what, a lot of people that engage in system wars are most likely racist, homophobic, sexist fucks. If you took a look around, this ain't surprising. Plenty of straight white dude gamers suck ass, sorry.

Fine, I should've said Curly lives off Dunkey's nut juice instead. Slavery was indeed fucked up, I was insensitive with that. Curly, you're Dunkey's cum slut.

All better?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on September 19, 2019, 10:01:43 PM
I think youíre fine. I donít dislike you at all. Iím just confused by your aggressive reaction to people criticizing Xbox.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: curly on September 19, 2019, 10:05:16 PM
I don't care if he yells at me I'm low effort shit posting

Speaking of low effort, what about the Xbox One?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 19, 2019, 10:35:40 PM
Cindi, play LISA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojapVW-7lQ0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on September 19, 2019, 10:35:56 PM
I don't care if he yells at me I'm low effort shit posting

Speaking of low effort, what about the Xbox One?
:girlaff
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on September 19, 2019, 10:46:50 PM
Cindi, play LISA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojapVW-7lQ0

Is it on switch
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 19, 2019, 11:17:45 PM
Nah, just PC.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tuckers Law on September 20, 2019, 03:11:27 AM
All those hurt feelings over a video of dunkey clowning on Xbox kids  :crowdlaff
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2019, 03:40:11 AM
I think the One X is ok. It's becoming my console for third party games. The PS4 still has more exclusives and access to niche titles that skip the xbox that I like. In the end these are things that matter to me and I'll look upon the PS4 more fondly.

I don't care about Game Pass and the reason is simple. I'm an enthusiast gamer. It's cool that Devil May Cry 5 is on Gamepass and pretty quickly. But I already played that game. Games I'm interested in I'm going to get pretty much right when the come out. Also you know what, I still like buying my game box. So really the only games that seem to be Day 1 on Gamepass is MS titles and in the end MS first part is not very good. I'm sorry I liked Quantum Break and to me that has been the highlight of thier releases. But I'm a weirdo so I don't expect everyone to have my taste or habits.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on September 20, 2019, 06:12:27 AM
Playing the game on gamepass and then buying the disc when it hits five bucks on ebay is the way to go. :rollsafe
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on September 20, 2019, 12:36:34 PM
MormaMope at it again.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2019, 03:48:36 PM
was mormapope for real on that " THIS FORUM IS A95% ANTI XBOX" shits?

If so

 :heh :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: EightBitNate on September 20, 2019, 05:42:29 PM
I used to care about console wars. Then I turned 11.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 20, 2019, 06:28:37 PM
I feel like the only person that takes TEH CONSOLE WARZ seriously on this forum is lager. Andrex is bad but he's a different kind of bad; all he cares about is being a fan of certain things, and allows that to color his entire existence. Lager actually gets off on dumb console war bullshit.

Everyone else is just noticing that 1) the Xbone had a really shitty start to this gen, making quite possibly the worst initial impression ever, and that takes time to erase; 2) the system really has fuck all for good exclusive games, which would have gone a long way toward repairing the damage from 1). But if you can't even be arsed to make or money hat good exclusives...

:yeshrug
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on September 20, 2019, 06:40:02 PM
consoles lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on September 22, 2019, 01:27:36 AM
wait, PS4 has Knack?!?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 22, 2019, 10:33:46 AM
wait, PS4 has Knack?!?

And Knack 2 baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Occam on September 23, 2019, 10:45:48 AM
And I got Knack 2 for free at launch because of a pricing error. 8)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 23, 2019, 10:52:19 AM
Pricing error, or pricing correction?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 23, 2019, 10:59:51 AM
I feel like the only person that takes TEH CONSOLE WARZ seriously on this forum is lager.  Lager actually gets off on dumb console war bullshit.

I think if you spent years being a fanboy during the PS3 era, you have deep emotional scars that never fully healed. He's still working through the PTSD.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on September 23, 2019, 12:30:45 PM
INB4 "it won in Europe"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 23, 2019, 12:32:13 PM
I think overall worldwide PS3 was ahead of 360 in the end.



Don't forget that the last 4/5 years of Xbox 360 had not a lot going for it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 23, 2019, 04:20:57 PM
I think overall worldwide PS3 was ahead of 360 in the end.



Don't forget that the last 4/5 years of Xbox 360 had not a lot going for it.

The PS3 ended up being a few million ahead of the 360 worldwide.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 23, 2019, 04:54:05 PM
The early years of 360 were pretty good. Tons of games for a variety of gamers. Weird Japanese stuff, good Japanese stuff, western developers coming into their own, small indie games really growing, and so on. Good times and then basicly Modern Warfare and the Kinect happen.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 23, 2019, 05:57:49 PM
Peter Moore  :tocry
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 23, 2019, 06:00:47 PM
Microsoft Peter Moore :ohyeah

EA Peter Moore :nope

spoiler (click to show/hide)
In an interview with the game press on 20 June 2012, Moore predicts the radical shift of the gaming industry's business model towards free-to-play, he believed within 10 years the industry would have entirely shifted. Under his leadership, games such as Star Wars: The Old Republic and then still under development, Command & Conquer: Generals 2, changed focus from a single player campaign game into a free-to-play multiplayer game with microtransactions.

 :notlikethis :notlikethis :notlikethis
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 23, 2019, 06:14:55 PM
He was right though.

F2P games like Fortnite are currently the biggest games around.
Moore was always ahead of the pack.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 23, 2019, 06:23:03 PM
Peter Moore has lead EA in making some of the biggest piles of shit this gen. With those piles of shit having the worst implemented loot boxes and microtransactions possible. Hard to call him a visionary when he himself was taking his own dumps into the pool.

Also, Fortnite's popularity is because free to play + minecraft-esque mechanics + shooter = crack for kids. The microtransactions in Fortnite are the same as hats in Team Fortress 2. IE, cosmetic shit that has no value.

If anything, Valve innovated in frivolous cosmetic shit and the entire industry copied them. Team Fortress 2 and to the same extent CS:GO made this shit possible. Remember loot box opening vids for CS:GO?

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 23, 2019, 06:40:32 PM
But the industry didnít shift. Itís if anything diviserfied. The industry has also seen that only a few P2P or GaSS games can really take most of the gaming audience at a time.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 23, 2019, 07:18:33 PM
Ubishit has shifted most of its games to live service gaas garbage ass games soo... some of the industry have shifted
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on September 23, 2019, 07:34:20 PM
Microsoft Peter Moore :ohyeah

EA Peter Moore :nope

spoiler (click to show/hide)
In an interview with the game press on 20 June 2012, Moore predicts the radical shift of the gaming industry's business model towards free-to-play, he believed within 10 years the industry would have entirely shifted. Under his leadership, games such as Star Wars: The Old Republic and then still under development, Command & Conquer: Generals 2, changed focus from a single player campaign game into a free-to-play multiplayer game with microtransactions.

 :notlikethis :notlikethis :notlikethis

SEGA Peter Moore  :brain :brain :brain
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 23, 2019, 08:17:08 PM
Ok? So some have. Thatís a far cry from saying the entirety.

 It pretty much every decree of ďthe game industry is going one placeĒ last gen didnít really pan out.

ďJapanese games are deadĒ

Japanese games are back this gen.

ďAAĒ games are deadĒ

AA games have carved out a place at the table this gen.

ďGames have to appeal to the casual gamerĒ

This gen youíve seen games made or have features that counter this thinking.

ďMobile will take overĒ

If anything that hasnít happen and the console space feels more alive then ever. But mobile games also seem to fall into the same problem of Gasís and f2p.  Thereís only some room on top.

ďSingle player games are deadĒ

Sony has basicly built itís brand aginst this.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on September 23, 2019, 08:43:21 PM
Almost as if the industry can be somewhat cyclical in nature. :awesome
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: nachobro on September 23, 2019, 09:08:44 PM
i guess the new cycle gonna be subscription services. :-\ luckily there's no subscription exclusive games (yet).
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on September 23, 2019, 09:13:43 PM
i guess the new cycle gonna be subscription services. :-\ luckily there's no subscription exclusive games (yet).
They all require you to subscribe to life.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 23, 2019, 10:06:25 PM
i guess the new cycle gonna be subscription services. :-\ luckily there's no subscription exclusive games (yet).
They all require you to subscribe to life.

The most costly subscription of them all.  :mjcry
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 24, 2019, 03:27:28 PM
Microsoft always felt like a two-headed monster to me. One head comes up with ideas (and they were mostly good/great) and then other head puts them into action (and they are mostly terrible at it). So, you would read news of what they had planned and you would get excited over the bullet points. But then when you would get the final product it would  be disappointing, even though they did mostly deliver on those bullet points they promised.

 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 24, 2019, 03:49:02 PM
fuck all that microsoft shit

its goose time

https://youtu.be/9STHqt_vsCc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 24, 2019, 05:25:20 PM
H O N K
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on September 27, 2019, 04:09:22 PM
Stealing ideas for vids from pewdiepie, yikes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waXb8QGdEYQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Ghoul on September 27, 2019, 04:13:44 PM
didn't dunkey get made into a giant dad?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on September 27, 2019, 04:51:48 PM
didn't dunkey get made into a giant dad?

Yes.

Also, this picture is totes real:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EE_iMV4XUAAZFTk?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 27, 2019, 04:52:01 PM
Hell yeah dunkey, love that they are both happy together. They bring a lot of joy to the internets so I hope they can bring eachother joy for the rest of their lives :)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Ghoul on September 27, 2019, 05:19:34 PM
didn't dunkey get made into a giant dad?

Yes.

Also, this picture is totes real:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EE_iMV4XUAAZFTk?format=jpg&name=small)

it was a joke, but carry on
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2019, 07:42:58 PM
I thought Dunkey was black?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on September 27, 2019, 08:55:50 PM
He's actually of Puerto Rican descent.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on September 27, 2019, 09:04:38 PM
ngl when I first heard leah's voice I was thinking she'd be a bbw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2019, 09:37:41 PM
He's actually of Puerto Rican descent.

So he's black?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 27, 2019, 10:59:57 PM
Uh no.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2019, 11:01:52 PM
But...he is black, though, right?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on September 27, 2019, 11:05:16 PM
I donít get it. I know itís a meme but he sounds Latino as much as he sounds black so when I found out he always Puerto Rican I didnít bat an eye.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on September 27, 2019, 11:41:24 PM
didn't dunkey get made into a giant dad?

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He's actually of Puerto Rican descent.

So he's black?
Yes, dog mod.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2019, 04:48:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tsFZ8F_qcY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on October 13, 2019, 10:36:09 AM
I think what most western gamers don't get about RPGs is that many oldskool ones (especially DQ) tend to be more about resource management and fighting smaller scale encounters instead of just a few big, more challenging fights. And also Dunkey does the typical westerner "run from all the monsters, get trounced by the boss, grind for 4 hours, then bitch about grinding".
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Premium Lager on October 13, 2019, 03:06:52 PM
I think westerners would be more open to grinding if it was done like in wow or diablo, realtime. Also the DQ fights are super easy so there is little challenge to the grinding (at least from the few hours i played).  So it really breaks the flow even if you put tje combat on superhyperspeed (the fact there is super speed shows how silly combat is)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on October 15, 2019, 05:04:32 PM
https://youtu.be/a6PUlx0K1AU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 15, 2019, 10:31:49 PM
rip videojamesdunkey
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on October 15, 2019, 10:47:37 PM
aw yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4

spoiler (click to show/hide)
when he takes the cell phone from the guy he's talking to YouTube
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bluemax on October 16, 2019, 12:18:58 AM
I think westerners would be more open to grinding if it was done like in wow or diablo, realtime. Also the DQ fights are super easy so there is little challenge to the grinding (at least from the few hours i played).  So it really breaks the flow even if you put tje combat on superhyperspeed (the fact there is super speed shows how silly combat is)

I finished DQXI and got to level 99 without doing traditional grinding. For the final levels there's an easy to do setup using Pep Powers to get easy as fuck XP. But if you don't bother to learn the game's mechanics then sure, grind like its 1989.

Good RPG developers figured out how to do encounter balance a long time ago, but people in the west didn't play that many JRPGs so they think everything is balanced like a bad NES game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bluemax on October 16, 2019, 12:19:33 AM
Dunkey thinks Undertale is a good JRPG, so his opinions on the genre are instantly null and void.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 17, 2019, 01:15:41 AM
I heard he's not even black.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on October 20, 2019, 04:15:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHW_5f_l2-s
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Dantizzinel on October 21, 2019, 12:01:54 AM
That speedrunners game looks like a lot of fun.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: headwalk on October 21, 2019, 05:57:09 AM
That speedrunners game looks like a lot of fun.

it's great if you have friends, so with such a niche appeal it was never going to have mainstream success.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Premium Lager on October 23, 2019, 03:18:33 PM
I feel like the only person that takes TEH CONSOLE WARZ seriously on this forum is lager. Andrex is bad but he's a different kind of bad; all he cares about is being a fan of certain things, and allows that to color his entire existence. Lager actually gets off on dumb console war bullshit.

Everyone else is just noticing that 1) the Xbone had a really shitty start to this gen, making quite possibly the worst initial impression ever, and that takes time to erase; 2) the system really has fuck all for good exclusive games, which would have gone a long way toward repairing the damage from 1). But if you can't even be arsed to make or money hat good exclusives...

:yeshrug

I dont even own a playstation

Maybe get some new material
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Premium Lager on October 23, 2019, 03:31:18 PM
Sorry i forgot u live for tedious low effort stuff like D3
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 29, 2019, 09:00:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPu7aLcZVTY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on October 29, 2019, 09:31:31 PM
her hand is so far away
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 31, 2019, 04:25:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxIvg0y6vCY

https://shop.kanyewest.com/

 :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 31, 2019, 05:03:45 PM
:dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on October 31, 2019, 05:17:08 PM
Those are real shirts??  :lol :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Akala on October 31, 2019, 05:50:43 PM
 :rofl

kanye pls
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on October 31, 2019, 05:54:41 PM
 :yeshrug
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 31, 2019, 06:23:16 PM
I don't think I've seen a website like that since the early 00s.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on October 31, 2019, 07:03:14 PM
That's a design trend called brutalism.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on November 01, 2019, 10:53:38 AM
It's called made by a grade schooler. :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TEEEPO on November 01, 2019, 03:18:21 PM
cactus plant flea market designed the merch and their shit always look way better when printed
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 01, 2019, 03:30:53 PM
cactus plant flea market designed the merch and their shit always look way better when printed

 :lol

yes looks amazing

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2454/6883/products/CP01-CS-001_FARMERS_MARKET_HOODED_SWEATSHIRT_BR.png?v=1556226466)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 04, 2019, 04:27:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqfhefjQ5w
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 04, 2019, 10:11:40 PM
Those knife throws were god-like.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 04, 2019, 11:23:11 PM
these shotguns, can I unlock incendiary rounds for them :thinking
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 04, 2019, 11:26:27 PM
what dis goat of duty omg

(https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/555000/ss_0bdc8339cd751e471e96e0f5cbce57edd989925b.1920x1080.jpg?t=1572452587)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 04, 2019, 11:31:58 PM
Those knife throws were goose-like.
fixed
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 10, 2019, 01:35:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaLiLRVeaZA

 :brain
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on November 10, 2019, 03:20:55 PM
"The true purpose of the simulation was to serve as a microcosm of society entering into the digital age.  The Patriots were concerned that with the arrival of the Internet, humanity would become too fixated on trivial information like overly-complicated video game storylines."

 :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: pork on November 10, 2019, 03:22:44 PM
"Then, in Metal Gear Solid V, you play as Venom Snake." 

(That's all he says)

:rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on November 10, 2019, 04:59:19 PM
That is a surprisingly accurate summary of the storyline  :doge