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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Great Rumbler on December 25, 2017, 12:25:00 AM

Title: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 25, 2017, 12:25:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7yRKBromQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on December 25, 2017, 01:48:55 AM
"this is weirdo shit"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiVZMxf4E2Q
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 25, 2017, 03:01:42 PM
Merry Dunkmas!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on December 25, 2017, 04:49:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWC2Rp4psOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeHjN4oWVfk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on December 25, 2017, 04:49:40 PM
The Smash saga with Sky is still like my favorite thing. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 25, 2017, 05:06:10 PM
The only reviews I'll bother watching or reading.  My favorite one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3o_ZKWi-OU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on December 25, 2017, 05:18:46 PM
i was hoping he'd do himself, the genie will guess dunkey

wait, did i learn that from a dunkey video?

shit, is there a veterinarian in the house?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on December 25, 2017, 09:32:19 PM
I'm pretty sure he did himself on the last video of the genie
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 26, 2017, 02:40:48 AM
My favorite black reviewer.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on December 26, 2017, 03:06:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZS-NHmhT34
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: etiolate on December 30, 2017, 05:32:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qGCleYV4cw

"Silence is one of the great arts of conversation." -Cicero
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Positive Touch on December 30, 2017, 09:44:07 PM
i watched people play this game and it was shit
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on December 30, 2017, 11:15:41 PM
There's this one dude who's about to beat it in under 2min and I wonder about his daily life alot
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Positive Touch on December 31, 2017, 12:28:29 AM
on the verge of suicide, no doubt
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 09, 2018, 04:02:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6ODTQKhaXk&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2018, 04:10:44 PM
30 years in a row, baybee!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on January 09, 2018, 04:14:59 PM
"If DLC was always this good, EA would be my favorite company."

:lol :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: etiolate on January 09, 2018, 05:07:41 PM
He and his gal did an interview on h3h3

Watching it may ruin the image you have of him in your head.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on January 09, 2018, 05:38:50 PM
I've seen them play Mario Maker together. Eh.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2018, 05:54:17 PM
He and his gal did an interview on h3h3

Watching it may ruin the image you have of him in your head.

It’s okay, I’m not racist.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 09, 2018, 07:00:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AedXkFIEFwU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on January 10, 2018, 12:00:32 AM
He and his gal did an interview on h3h3

Watching it may ruin the image you have of him in your head.
that's an actor he's had playing "him" for years, another thing of dunkey's JonTron ripped off

much like his regular promotion of ethnic cleansing
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on January 18, 2018, 04:17:46 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/954017556481957888

https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/954097089453191170

https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/954099135774384128

 :heyman
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 18, 2018, 08:16:26 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/954099135774384128

:dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2018, 08:19:40 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/954099652072214528
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on January 19, 2018, 05:28:13 AM
Crackdown 3 is totally still coming. Promise.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: kingv on January 19, 2018, 04:21:37 PM
Gimme that dunkey butt and them big old legs, I ain’t too proud to beg. Ain’t no shame in this game, I’m gonna break and beg like James. pleeeease pleaaseee!

Let me ride that dunkey dunkey.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 19, 2018, 05:11:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQRuWJT0MLI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on January 19, 2018, 05:20:50 PM
 :dislike
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on January 19, 2018, 05:35:28 PM
best one in awhile
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 24, 2018, 05:26:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nW9k6k1I3k
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: headwalk on January 25, 2018, 10:28:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AedXkFIEFwU

always thought of him as some prime dice clay looking chad.

fairly ruined at this point.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Brehvolution on January 25, 2018, 01:20:13 PM
My son found dunkey and now he wants to show me stuff I've already seen.  :-\
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 25, 2018, 02:24:25 PM
Do you just smile and nod while he excitedly shows off Dunkey's Skyrim video?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Brehvolution on January 25, 2018, 02:30:01 PM
I went in to see what he was laughing at, he was laughing hysterically at the gang beasts one. He showed me another last night, but I don't see it anywhere on his page.

Found it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojapVW-7lQ0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on January 25, 2018, 04:05:41 PM
awwww
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: kingv on January 25, 2018, 10:59:40 PM
Sharing games with your kid is cool until they get on some bulls hit like “hey dad can you earn 100k bells for me after bed so I can get a basement?”
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 26, 2018, 04:18:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHLizp8fARo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on February 04, 2018, 04:18:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxv9AM397Y8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on February 04, 2018, 06:37:57 PM
Yup that's Monster Hunter. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2018, 07:31:47 PM
"You guys remember the dog in Last Guardian? Well in this game, your legs are the dog."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_slRovrmk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Bore Expert on February 18, 2018, 05:16:28 PM
https://youtu.be/HS6R2Q7eRdg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: etiolate on February 18, 2018, 05:41:33 PM
I like how the hookers are not allowed to look at the camera.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 20, 2018, 06:33:41 AM
 :dead

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quote
Super Seducer, released in Japan as Super Monkey Ball, is an action-adventure game developed by Richard Runkis and published by Sony Computer Entertainment for the PlayStation 2.
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on February 24, 2018, 04:10:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPomCWUraQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on February 24, 2018, 06:54:38 PM
"Shitdick 2000." OMG, how did Konami ok letting you see your name up there? :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on February 24, 2018, 07:30:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Nb_zgWZZ4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on February 25, 2018, 12:23:46 PM
"Shitdick 2000." OMG, how did Konami ok letting you see your name up there? :lol
I hope Konami loses a shit ton of money on this piece of fucked butthole attempt of a game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 28, 2018, 07:38:14 AM
"just like you you fucking troglodyte, shut the fuck up your prepubescent motherfucker"

still one of the best voice chat bursts of real anger i've ever heard :lawd
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 28, 2018, 07:42:58 AM
also that video is one of dunkey's best, at how he scripts and edits the construction of the eventual video

has something legit like the weapon swap trick

then does Hitler -> Trump -> Trumpler rule of three, so it can setup for the real joke

the Fresh Prince clip (going back to earlier in the video) before maxing out the sensitivity and acceleration to set up and illustrate sniper montage

when the alt-right nazi on H3H3 was blanking on an example of how dunkey edits as he was asking about his process this was one of those that came to mind that would have been great for dunkey to be able to break down
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 07, 2018, 04:09:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7r_PZP6T3s
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2018, 06:00:48 PM
I have over 500 powers!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 09, 2018, 08:41:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtvRaMPJWLs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on March 10, 2018, 01:14:19 PM
Quote
#2 ON TRENDING
Super Smash Bros - Trailer Analysis
:pitbull
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 15, 2018, 04:38:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZmzAuvYCJw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 15, 2018, 04:58:13 PM
Well I've got Action Replay, you little bitch!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nabbis on March 15, 2018, 06:03:36 PM
I love Dunkey. Everyone should have one.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on March 16, 2018, 03:22:36 AM
video just reminds you how much of a shame it is Nintendo eliminated everything like platforming in favor of an open world with dialogue trees

makes me glad i haven't bothered to waste my time with Odyssey
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 16, 2018, 09:12:34 AM
video just reminds you how much of a shame it is Nintendo eliminated everything like platforming in favor of an open world with dialogue trees

makes me glad i haven't bothered to waste my time with Odyssey

:huh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on March 16, 2018, 09:19:45 AM
Alluding to Cindi's pre-release opinion.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 16, 2018, 09:39:46 PM
Alluding to Cindi's pre-release opinion.

:samoa
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on March 16, 2018, 10:17:17 PM
Alluding to Cindi's pre-release opinion.

 :rage
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on March 16, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
 :shh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on March 24, 2018, 03:59:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFg2rYQj1SE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on March 24, 2018, 04:15:29 PM
Whats leah's asmr channel? Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on March 24, 2018, 10:48:42 PM
would you say that would be an ambush?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on March 25, 2018, 03:08:31 PM
would you say that would be an ambush?

I'm quitting this game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: etiolate on March 25, 2018, 03:15:29 PM
waiting for his sea of thieves impression
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on March 25, 2018, 05:12:20 PM
I somehow completely  missed fortnite and based on what I'm seeing from Dunkey I'm not missing out on much.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 25, 2018, 07:12:21 PM
I somehow completely  missed fortnite and based on what I'm seeing from Dunkey I'm not missing out on much.

It's pretty much exactly the same as the other battle royale games on the market, except a bit more polished and it has some basic building mechanics.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 26, 2018, 01:30:52 PM
Except PUBG is way better  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on March 26, 2018, 02:20:20 PM
I somehow completely  missed fortnite and based on what I'm seeing from Dunkey I'm not missing out on much.

It's pretty much exactly the same as the other battle royale games on the market, except a bit more polished and it has some basic building mechanics.
Hmmm, I was easily bored by PUBG.

Overall these 'just fuck around do whatever' games don't do it for me. Mostly because I've already played them back when they were Half Life mods.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on March 26, 2018, 02:56:39 PM
Fortnite is definitely more solid as far as the engine goes, but the shooting compared to pubg is night and day. Pubg being based off arma is aiming for a kind of realism that fortnite has no interest in. I much prefer the slower pace of pubg but they're both fun if you enjoy the battle royale genre
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 28, 2018, 07:37:44 AM
I dunno I didnt enjoy jumping around like a bunnyhopping moron spamming wooden shacks and stairs while trying to shotgun some guy and he did the same

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on April 01, 2018, 07:13:20 PM
dunk put up a fake league of legends video, then bitched out and changed the fake title and thumbnail   :goldberg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 01, 2018, 07:55:15 PM
dunk put up a fake league of legends video, then bitched out and changed the fake title and thumbnail to the video  :goldberg

what a cuck
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on April 02, 2018, 02:25:18 AM
dunk put up a fake league of legends video, then bitched out and changed the fake title and thumbnail to the video  :goldberg

what a cuck
a true coward of mandark proportions  8)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: headwalk on April 06, 2018, 08:56:24 AM
fortnite is the mario kart to pubg's gran autismo.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on April 06, 2018, 10:08:14 AM
fortnite is the mario kart to pubg's gran autismo.

So Fortnight is actually fun to play and PUBG is boring?  Makes sense, I guess.  That's how I felt about PUBG when I tried it...although I didn't much care for Fortnight, either.
:idont
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 09, 2018, 04:03:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY5mBERhSDg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on April 09, 2018, 04:49:01 PM
"Don't thank me. Just enjoy the rest of your life..."
(Hostage gets in the car and starts to drive away. BOOM!)

:dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on April 09, 2018, 08:26:29 PM
when is Congress finally going to do something about cows flipping trucks endlessly?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 11, 2018, 09:30:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSDtCgxwGiw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on April 12, 2018, 12:25:26 AM
i think i came from the editing
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 12, 2018, 03:00:29 PM
Dunkey  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on April 13, 2018, 01:48:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSDtCgxwGiw

I didn't even notice at first that he was using footage from one game when talking about the other :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on April 18, 2018, 03:49:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB9EqUiLhq4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2018, 04:17:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4umiOnu3wuk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on April 26, 2018, 04:59:13 PM
Does he have any spoilers in it?  I've avoided all video reviews until I finish it myself.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2018, 05:26:08 PM
Does he have any spoilers in it?  I've avoided all video reviews until I finish it myself.

I don't think so but I have played a grand total of 20 minutes of God of War games and don't care about story shit in games so

 :idont
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: etiolate on April 26, 2018, 05:43:10 PM
It spoilers all the kenny g music in the game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on April 26, 2018, 05:48:50 PM
 :boring
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 06, 2018, 03:47:39 PM
https://youtu.be/Of9GOMM9HPg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on May 06, 2018, 06:07:40 PM
Dunkey sums up how I feel about Labo and why I won't buy it perfectly.

I can mess around with cardboard boxes for less than 80 euro thank you very much.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on May 06, 2018, 09:10:51 PM
https://youtu.be/Of9GOMM9HPg

I like when he throws the box out, there's other games in the trash like Lost Sphear and Metal Gear Solid V.  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on May 07, 2018, 03:45:28 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on May 07, 2018, 06:07:32 AM
Labo is not for old forum dudes, it's for children.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 07, 2018, 06:54:12 AM
https://youtu.be/Of9GOMM9HPg

I like when he throws the box out, there's other games in the trash like Lost Sphear and Metal Gear Solid V.  :lol

hey that's metal gear survive bork not V
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on May 07, 2018, 07:42:15 AM
This guy still living at his parents house?   :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nabbis on May 07, 2018, 03:50:51 PM
I don't think i have ever seen such an accurate portrayal of Nintendo fans.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on May 07, 2018, 04:48:34 PM
Dunkey is a cat confirmed.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on May 07, 2018, 11:00:52 PM

I like when he throws the box out, there's other games in the trash like Lost Sphear and Metal Gear Solid V.  :lol

That's not Phantom Pain, that's Survive. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on May 10, 2018, 12:40:59 AM
also, it's No Man's Sky...

can someone schedule an appointment for bork? i'll come up with a story for the kids
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 10, 2018, 07:31:39 AM
I've scheduled an appointment with my favorite doctor

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/17/00/314CA9C900000578-0-image-a-47_1455669282818.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on May 10, 2018, 07:49:19 AM
also, it's No Man's Sky...

can someone schedule an appointment for bork? i'll come up with a story for the kids

:dead

Similar colors and whatnot.  :P
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 10, 2018, 09:18:49 AM
also, it's No Man's Sky...

That's where he belongs after getting crushed by Dunkey in Smash.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 10, 2018, 02:52:04 PM
I've scheduled an appointment with my favorite doctor

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/17/00/314CA9C900000578-0-image-a-47_1455669282818.jpg)

Is that Dunkey?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 13, 2018, 04:14:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acWuVPeTwa0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 13, 2018, 05:11:13 PM
omg that sonic seinfeld remix
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on May 13, 2018, 05:27:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj66eoC8ntI

"What's the deal with blast processing?"

 :whatsthedeal
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: etiolate on May 13, 2018, 07:52:40 PM
I need more or dunkey arguing with kids.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 23, 2018, 02:00:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhgp_WId5ds&t=0s
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 28, 2018, 04:10:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWbZZslsKqc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on May 28, 2018, 05:36:16 PM
Those hit boxes and collision detection from 3:00 through 3:30?...   :doge  Git gud my ass, that's just straight dog shit.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on May 28, 2018, 05:57:00 PM
Those hit boxes and collision detection from 3:00 through 3:30?...   :doge  Git gud my ass, that's just straight dog shit.

It's true to the original. And I still laughed.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 29, 2018, 10:40:44 AM
DON'T you EVER call here again and try to borrow my Hot Wheels toy, cuz it ain't happening!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 04, 2018, 04:11:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQNWYOogOI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on June 04, 2018, 04:58:38 PM
That soft-serve peak is part of his skull? :holeup
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on June 04, 2018, 05:02:53 PM
The 90s were pretty wild.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on June 04, 2018, 05:29:29 PM
This random shit is why Dunkey is the best  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 04, 2018, 07:17:04 PM
Unsurprisingly, that Donkey Kong show was made by the French.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on June 04, 2018, 09:10:36 PM
dem songs tho
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on June 04, 2018, 09:12:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLBJevV-ooU

i..
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2018, 10:11:09 PM
We only recognize one Donkey Kong Rap in this house, and it's not that. :bolo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2018, 01:12:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKDlqdsw1i8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 05, 2018, 01:50:42 PM
I should still have the VHS tape of the Donkey Kong show, think they gave it away for free with one of the games. I'm used to the dutch voice actors though.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on June 13, 2018, 03:33:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRHJ_nhgjU

:rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 13, 2018, 04:03:08 PM
Turns out the real winners of E3 were the gamers.







....who preordered a DunkeysCastle.com GOTY tee, 27 years in a row baybee!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on June 13, 2018, 06:23:35 PM
Quote
Peace Myst
25 minutes ago
Dunkey should stick to retro games and retro games alone. He keeps implying that his taste is better than other people
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on June 13, 2018, 07:01:23 PM
He makes a good point too, that Retro Studio's new game was totally MIA.  They could've at least splash screened the title or something like they did with Prime 4 and Bayo 3.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 18, 2018, 04:10:10 PM
https://youtu.be/q430dWj9sG4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on June 18, 2018, 04:42:48 PM
Where did that dude tripping into the TV come from? :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 18, 2018, 05:10:50 PM
Where did that dude tripping into the TV come from? :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3RjeDIKaKw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on June 18, 2018, 09:49:42 PM
Oh man, I must've been getting water at that moment. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 26, 2018, 06:05:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryQpA86ZC8U
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on June 26, 2018, 08:51:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/wlBC7ga.jpg)

Great game
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 27, 2018, 01:54:10 PM
Enter the Gungeon fucking rules
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 03, 2018, 04:14:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH08rrt38m8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 03, 2018, 04:50:03 PM
"And that's why you're not in Smash!"

:lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 03, 2018, 04:50:52 PM
Needs more crotch chops. :zzz
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 03, 2018, 04:57:19 PM
Dunky legitimately cracking up at the end was actually pretty endearing hahaha.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 03, 2018, 05:24:52 PM
"And that's why you're not in Smash!"

:lol
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hi Ok bye
1 hour ago
I dont understand how green waluigi made it but waluigi didn't
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 09, 2018, 03:35:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pSsg2Dn2Jc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 09, 2018, 05:00:11 PM
teying is the key word
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 09, 2018, 05:05:52 PM
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FBI
23 minutes ago
stop cyberbully, this is massage from united state of cia
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on July 09, 2018, 05:19:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryQpA86ZC8U
(https://i.imgur.com/2AHNVuD.png)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 09, 2018, 06:07:35 PM
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FBI
23 minutes ago
stop cyberbully, this is massage from united state of cia

Some of us still remember when Dunkey cyberbullied Jontron into becoming a Nazi.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 18, 2018, 03:50:12 PM
https://youtu.be/NHjJPAkPzYU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 18, 2018, 04:47:19 PM
https://youtu.be/NHjJPAkPzYU
Vidya game journalists are not even trying anymore.

A 93/100 for Bubsy 3D is the biggest shilling I've ever seen.
Polygon and IGN better step up their game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 18, 2018, 08:42:57 PM
Dunkey needs to git gud

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=09MzaJVH5b4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 19, 2018, 07:29:11 AM
Ulillillia was all that came to mind with Dunkey's video.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 06:22:03 PM
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Abbreviated Reviews
8 hours ago
I can't believe Dunkey would make a game like this, he should know I'm afraid of cats.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 19, 2018, 06:25:23 PM
Ulillillia was all that came to mind with Dunkey's video.
LET'S GO MOUNTAIN CLIMBING

Dunkey needs to git gud

https://youtube.com/watch?v=09MzaJVH5b4
I DON'T NEED THAT, I MADE 99 LIVES LONG AGO

FROM PLAYING LEVEL ONE SO MUCH
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 19, 2018, 07:54:55 PM
I read that Ulillillia had "improved" and was living on his own.  Decided to see what was up to and found out he quit Youtube a few years ago, but people have archived his stuff and have posted videos from FB or whatever.  Dude got over his fear of water and loves swimming now...but everything else seems to be the same, fear of mirrors and chairs and all.  And then he moved back in with his parents.  And except instead of videos on gaming, instead you get videos of him showing how he meticulously picked up trash from an alleyway or swam across a late with the same kind of narration as that Bubsy video.  At least he tried to strike out on his own and get a job- still better than like 90% of RE.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2018, 03:32:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQkLe77Pvdk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Freyj on July 23, 2018, 07:33:39 PM
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mst3k/images/c/cb/ItStinks.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20161025092730)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on July 24, 2018, 12:56:53 AM
I'm with the Dunkster, I got one foot in the grave and ain't got time for this sorta thing no more
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on July 24, 2018, 07:40:30 AM
Making me feel bad for ever enjoying turn based RPGS.  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2018, 09:17:32 AM
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I just must be stupid because I straight up don't understand what was wrong with it.

Oh wow, Dunkey edited together the times a character said 'your excellency' over an hour long story chapter. That sure does show something, I guess. Hell if I know what it was.
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Dunkey's whole shtick has gotten old fast for me and my friends. At first it was novel but now I'm kind of over it. Especially after H3H3 podcast interview where he came off as a spectacularly uninteresting person.
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He’s not intelligent enough to make anything in review form worth watching.
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if you just cut and paste that one line into a video its going to sound ridiculous
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nabbis on July 24, 2018, 09:22:31 AM
That's cause they are crap stuck in the past and need some reinventing. It's quite telling that people still want "that one game" that was released two decades ago etc.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 24, 2018, 09:28:32 AM
Funny thing is after years and years of not giving a shit about turn-based RPGs (especially the JRPGs...so boring), I'm trying to give them another chance again.   :-[  Gonna try Octopath as soon as I clear Capn' Toad.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on July 24, 2018, 09:32:05 AM
Funny thing is after years and years of not giving a shit about turn-based RPGs (especially the JRPGs...so boring), I'm trying to give them another chance again.   :-[  Gonna try Octopath as soon as I clear Capn' Toad.
I think I've come to the conclusion that I only keep playing them because they're the only types of games I can play on my phone emulators.  Touch screen for anything else is total ass and unplayable.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 24, 2018, 09:46:42 AM
I can't believe Reggie blew it. :nintendo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 24, 2018, 10:00:13 AM
Why did Reggie even make that game? smh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2018, 10:05:00 AM
i think he did all the voice acting in his bedroom over the weekend
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 24, 2018, 10:21:42 AM
Funny thing is after years and years of not giving a shit about turn-based RPGs (especially the JRPGs...so boring), I'm trying to give them another chance again.   :-[  Gonna try Octopath as soon as I clear Capn' Toad.

You're probably not gonna enjoy it

:yeshrug

I still think Dunkey is hilarious (and actually enjoyed the video) but I'm loving Octopath Traveler. However I have always loved turn based rpgs. Part of getting older and self-awareness is realizing that not everything is for you, and it's ok to have specific tastes and just enjoy what you enjoy. Like, I know for a fact that I hate games with long dumb cutscenes that interrupt the action (cut scenes in turn based games are fine, probably because "the action" is different and it doesn't bother me to have that interrupted by long narratives) so I will never, ever bother playing another Kojima game. Why would I do that to myself? I hate shit like that. There's literally no reason for me to even watch a Death Stranding trailer, and I haven't. I just don't care.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on July 24, 2018, 10:45:03 AM
Unfortunatley for my backlog, I have found that I might actually enjoy something even if I bounced off of it years prior. Gonna be dead before I go through my list. :shaq2
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 24, 2018, 03:45:10 PM
Two-Smash-game hegemony :rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Last year's three-Nintendo-game domination. :miyamoto #filler
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2018, 04:57:32 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on July 24, 2018, 05:35:34 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2018, 05:52:53 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.
wow, i literally can't even
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 24, 2018, 06:15:17 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.

Even Pokémon, notoriously stuck in its ways as it is, is moving away from random battles (and has been since Black and White.) Though I'd argue Pokémon's random battles aren't as bad because they're avoidable (either by avoiding tall grass, or by using Repels.)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on July 24, 2018, 06:28:48 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.

Also; Dragon Quest IX (and later instalments), Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Xenoblade. I can't think of a single jrpg where i wouldn't prefer if i could see enemies on map. Fuck random encounters.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 24, 2018, 06:34:54 PM
Funny thing is after years and years of not giving a shit about turn-based RPGs (especially the JRPGs...so boring), I'm trying to give them another chance again.   :-[  Gonna try Octopath as soon as I clear Capn' Toad.

You're probably not gonna enjoy it

:yeshrug

 :stahp

I still think Dunkey is hilarious (and actually enjoyed the video) but I'm loving Octopath Traveler.

Wouldn't have thought otherwise.  It's insane how people are quick to turn on someone for not liking a video game even remotely on Youtube and the like.  :lol


However I have always loved turn based rpgs. Part of getting older and self-awareness is realizing that not everything is for you, and it's ok to have specific tastes and just enjoy what you enjoy. Like, I know for a fact that I hate games with long dumb cutscenes that interrupt the action (cut scenes in turn based games are fine, probably because "the action" is different and it doesn't bother me to have that interrupted by long narratives) so I will never, ever bother playing another Kojima game. Why would I do that to myself? I hate shit like that. There's literally no reason for me to even watch a Death Stranding trailer, and I haven't. I just don't care.

I agree with you 100% on this kind of opinion here.  Can't say I am particularly thrilled for Death Stranding, either...because they haven't shown us what the hell the game itself actually is!  :lol  As I get older, the one type of game that I get more and more tired of seeing are the "AAA" overly-cinematic single-player action games.  I just want to boot a game up and shoot some shit or jump around or whatever, not watch a 30 minute cut scene and then go through an hour long tutorial.  :-\
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on July 24, 2018, 06:37:20 PM
I imagine random encounters were originally borne from a technical constraint that caught on because tradition and didn't change for way too long, and will only be adhered to in future by misguided nostalgia fests.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: agrajag on July 24, 2018, 06:37:57 PM
I guess Super Mario RPG was way ahead of its time with its visible enemies.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2018, 06:42:44 PM
Chrono Trigger has them too and came out the year before, though a good number of them are fake avoidable

i'm sure other RPGs did this earlier though
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on July 24, 2018, 06:50:51 PM
True, I forgot Chrono Trigger heh.

I guess Secret of Mana kinda counts to some extent despite being an arpg.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: curly on July 24, 2018, 07:07:19 PM
I like how Earthbound did it. Not only were enemies visible, you could get a free attack if you snuck up on them and auto-win if you were strong enough.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 24, 2018, 07:13:05 PM
I imagine random encounters were originally borne from a technical constraint that caught on because tradition and didn't change for way too long, and will only be adhered to in future by misguided nostalgia fests.

Aeana from GAF would aggressively challenge this notion, but I think in general it bears somewhat true.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2018, 07:24:08 PM
I like how Earthbound did it. Not only were enemies visible, you could get a free attack if you snuck up on them and auto-win if you were strong enough.
Mario RPG does that if you jump on them/etc.

edit: actually i think many if not all of the Mario RPG's do this, not just the original...
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 24, 2018, 07:29:41 PM
I liked Paper Mario's system. It wasn't just braindead spreadsheets - you could do action-RPG-like things for perks and boosts, which kept battles feeling dynamic.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on July 24, 2018, 07:35:05 PM
I imagine random encounters were originally borne from a technical constraint that caught on because tradition and didn't change for way too long, and will only be adhered to in future by misguided nostalgia fests.

Aeana from GAF would aggressively challenge this notion, but I think in general it bears somewhat true.

i get the dnd origin also, but jrpgs hardly conform to dnd rulesets otherwise. i also get that it allows devs to anticipate and design for a players character progression better if you have a random encounter system so you know at the least they'll be fighting an enemy every 20 steps. im fairly fine with it in older games. i still love BoF, Grandia, FF etc, but it feels very lazy nowadays.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 24, 2018, 07:38:15 PM
i remember many parts of the first FF, even into the updated versions, where you can spend long periods wandering around the map trying to trigger the random encounters so you can level up enough to take on the next boss :lol

iirc the second game gives them out twice as often to try and prevent this
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2018, 08:04:41 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.

Random battles just don't bother me that much, unless the encounter rate is super-high [in Octopath it isn't, and you can get a passive skill that makes them even more infrequent]. And in a game that's so clearly inspired by 16-bit JRPGs, I'd expect them to be there anyway. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on July 24, 2018, 08:04:45 PM
I like Octopath, even if I basically agree with all of Dunkey's complaints.

I mean how can you disagree? Random battles in 2XXX is fucking awful and JRPG developers need to look at Persona 3, 4, 5 and Final Fantasy 12 to see that having enemies on the board just makes for more engaging tactical play.

Also; Dragon Quest IX (and later instalments), Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Xenoblade. I can't think of a single jrpg where i wouldn't prefer if i could see enemies on map. Fuck random encounters.

I think random encounters are a design thing rather than a technical limitation (Dragon Slayer back in like 1984 had visible monsters). Like others said, it dictates game balance, it makes things a bit more 'shocking' when you never know what kind of enemy group will spawn (will it be a metal slime? :O), it works well in games where resource allocation is a big facet of gameplay, and it also fits if the designer wants to make tight corridor dungeons where dodging enemies might be more difficult. So yeah, usually more abstract, oldskool games. And I'm perfectly fine with it, provided the encounter rate and difficulty is balanced.

Can't think of any games with random encounters nowadays though (Atelier?), unless they're trying to be purposefully retro. Even DQ has moved away from them (though DQ9's take on visible encounters were terrible, you couldn't really avoid the enemies even if you tried).
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2018, 08:29:10 PM
Can't think of any games with random encounters nowadays though (Atelier?)

Nah, the Atelier games have visible monsters.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bluemax on July 25, 2018, 12:31:10 AM
I like how Earthbound did it. Not only were enemies visible, you could get a free attack if you snuck up on them and auto-win if you were strong enough.
Mario RPG does that if you jump on them/etc.

edit: actually i think many if not all of the Mario RPG's do this, not just the original...

I don't think the original Mario RPG did anything special for jumping on enemies, not even giving you first strike like in later games. If you have a Star you can blitz through enemies though.

Random battles were definitely a technological constraint that have been kept around due to tradition. Not too mention so few JRPG developers taking the time to balance encounter rates to an enjoyable level.

I liked Paper Mario's system. It wasn't just braindead spreadsheets - you could do action-RPG-like things for perks and boosts, which kept battles feeling dynamic.

There is definitely a fine balance on adding action elements to a JRPG, because you can make the already tedious random battles drag out even more by having the player press buttons even more often. Worst case you end up with a massive snore fest like Xenogears. High encounter rates, tough enemies, long combo input strings.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: agrajag on July 25, 2018, 01:24:56 AM
I like how Earthbound did it. Not only were enemies visible, you could get a free attack if you snuck up on them and auto-win if you were strong enough.
Mario RPG does that if you jump on them/etc.

edit: actually i think many if not all of the Mario RPG's do this, not just the original...

As a matter of fact, all Mario games let you kill enemies by jumping on top of them  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 25, 2018, 02:13:04 AM
I like how Earthbound did it. Not only were enemies visible, you could get a free attack if you snuck up on them and auto-win if you were strong enough.
Mario RPG does that if you jump on them/etc.

edit: actually i think many if not all of the Mario RPG's do this, not just the original...

As a matter of fact, all Mario games let you kill enemies by jumping on top of them  :doge

Not Mario is Missing.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: agrajag on July 25, 2018, 02:43:03 AM
touché
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: agrajag on July 25, 2018, 02:44:04 AM
Or Dr Mario or Hotel Mario or Super Mario Bros. 2

SHUT UP TASTY!!!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 25, 2018, 07:46:43 AM
As a matter of fact, all Mario games let you kill enemies by jumping on top of them  :doge

Not Mario is Missing.

Real Mario games, made by Nintendo. 
:jawalrus

Not that licensed shi--

or Super Mario Bros. 2

Fuck
 :stahp
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2018, 08:30:40 AM
Actually, did you know that Super Mario Bros 2 wasn’t really a Mario game, it was actually a Japanese game called Doki Doki Panic?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 25, 2018, 08:43:41 AM
Lost Levels > USA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 25, 2018, 09:28:35 AM
Actually, did you know that Super Mario Bros 2 wasn’t really a Mario game, it was actually a Japanese game called Doki Doki Panic?

 :mindblown :anhuld :mindblown

Lost Levels > USA

 :holeup

Dunno; I think they made the right choice releasing the re-skinned Doki Doki Panic instead of a Super Mario Bros. level pack.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TEEEPO on July 25, 2018, 09:30:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WojvlJ_xibE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 25, 2018, 09:34:38 AM
2:14 when he jumps over the flagpole is :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on July 25, 2018, 09:35:16 AM
SMB2 is still awesome.  Glad we got that instead of LL, tbph.   First time I was genuinely jealous of my friends who had a Nintendo.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on July 25, 2018, 09:59:25 AM


Not Mario is Missing.

Mario is Missing was my biggest video games related disappointment in my life. Fuck that game. :stahp
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 25, 2018, 10:28:18 AM
A game starting the better Mario brother?? :gladbron

...what is this edutainment bullshit? :goty
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: agrajag on July 25, 2018, 11:30:15 AM
Lost Levels > USA

that ish too hard
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 25, 2018, 11:49:45 AM
I was convinced of Lost Level's virtues a few years ago via Sixfortyfive on GAF (https://www.neogaf.com/threads/we-said-original-super-mario-bros-2-was-too-hard-for-you-we-werent-joking.408399/page-2#post-23524876) (there's other, better posts they made, but I can't find them right now.) It's not as perfect as the original, but calling it just a map pack is a disservice. Accurate, but a disservice.

USA gets points for music and style, but I'd rather have platforming substance.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: agrajag on July 25, 2018, 11:58:38 AM
I never really minded random encounters and I'm not much a JRPG nut. It's very much whatever to me.

They don't bother me too much as long as I can successfully avoid them when I want to.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 27, 2018, 03:54:37 PM
Finally!!!

https://youtu.be/dLmszhDOkBE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 27, 2018, 04:00:35 PM
:rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 27, 2018, 09:05:23 PM
now that's how you do turn based combat
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 27, 2018, 09:08:14 PM
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Bronze
2 hours ago
E-Sports
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 29, 2018, 03:38:58 PM
https://youtu.be/McB8dx9vDQA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on July 29, 2018, 04:18:19 PM
"just like in real life the real enemy isn't yourself, but snakes"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on August 01, 2018, 03:31:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUaycJFjWA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 01, 2018, 11:06:09 PM
This is the song of the summer.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on August 01, 2018, 11:36:11 PM
https://youtu.be/McB8dx9vDQA

it's the 21st Century Atari OUTLAW
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 01, 2018, 11:46:47 PM
Can we stop giving this homophobic person so many views from this site, or have you all forgotten what he really is like? I'm just baffled we have so many complaints about threads on Angry Joe yet we constantly haves ones on this person whom actually have extremely dangerous views on people and nobody seems to care.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on August 02, 2018, 07:55:35 AM
I have no idea about what he's really like, but that chicken wing video?...  I want that 2 and half minutes of my life back. 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on August 02, 2018, 09:00:43 PM
Very timely of master internet comedian “videogamedunkey,” a person who made a video defending a literal white supremacist, to debut his fresh parody of a viral video from three months ago.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 03, 2018, 12:08:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WojvlJ_xibE

My 3 year old glanced at me looking at this and just said "he isnt really good not is he"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 07, 2018, 03:51:10 PM
https://youtu.be/6tgAJtvRP70
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on August 07, 2018, 05:55:20 PM
All dat jank  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 10, 2018, 09:10:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvO5epO-298
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2018, 09:14:28 PM
Dunky killing it with these rapid-fire vids lately.

The hack frauds at RLM could learn a thing or two. :bolo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Freyj on August 10, 2018, 10:02:15 PM
RLM never putting out more content until they start Patreon only content that isn’t behind the scenes
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on August 11, 2018, 11:02:49 AM
Dunkey is the goat  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on August 14, 2018, 03:35:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okYcCeYBPUk

I actually might buy this now. :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 14, 2018, 03:51:32 PM
which mario song is that at the end again
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 14, 2018, 04:46:33 PM
its the theme from mario 3d world, but not the official version afaik

also treasure tracker is a lovely puzzle game, pick it up cheap though
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on August 15, 2018, 03:01:01 AM
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If you buy the game for half price then it is Red Fraction. Thank you.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on August 20, 2018, 03:39:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UKpeM9X5AY

Dunky taking YTers to task never gets old :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 20, 2018, 05:41:13 PM
Even The Bore is just a Dunkey copy.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on August 20, 2018, 06:58:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/WpByxKT.png)

 :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 22, 2018, 04:13:51 PM
https://youtu.be/K_S1yJHwva8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on August 22, 2018, 07:22:06 PM
^^^^^^^
Quote from: Dunkey
This is my last overwatch video.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 27, 2018, 03:42:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdRLVgRRce8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on August 27, 2018, 03:55:50 PM
couldn't make it through the whole video
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on August 28, 2018, 08:50:01 PM
Dolphins  :yuck :yuck :yuck
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 28, 2018, 09:29:02 PM
We all know Dolphins are the biggest assholes in the sea
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 28, 2018, 09:37:19 PM
We all know Dolphins are the biggest assholes in the sea

They're known rapists, so it's surprising filler wouldn't be more into it given his Jordan Peterson fetish.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on August 28, 2018, 09:52:13 PM
the first man of our nation was attacked by a shark, and a dolphin just watched.

(https://cdn1.tvnz.co.nz/content/dam/images/news/2018/05/17/Clarke2.JPG.hashed.e1c17d19.desktop.story.inline.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: kingv on August 28, 2018, 10:14:33 PM
i remember many parts of the first FF, even into the updated versions, where you can spend long periods wandering around the map trying to trigger the random encounters so you can level up enough to take on the next boss :lol

iirc the second game gives them out twice as often to try and prevent this

I remember in final fantasy II (American, so like 4 or 5 or whatever it really is) I first beat that game when I was maybe 11 and clocked through the whole game in maybe 24 hours.

The final Tower of Babel was hard as shit without ever stopping to level. I also never realized that you  could use Pegasus to avoid taking damage in that area with the poison floors so I just chugged cure potions every 20 steps.

I’m honestly surprised I ever beat it. A couple Years later I played it again and took my time and was like “fuck I didn’t know you can get meteo!”
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on August 29, 2018, 02:23:06 PM
Dunkey's Dolphin video now has 1.3 million views.

 :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 01, 2018, 04:16:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPjE9riEhtA&t=0s
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 01, 2018, 04:57:32 PM
I know this isnt a Jim topic but in case you want more ppl shitting on Shenmue


[Already in the Shenmue thread]
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: nachobro on September 02, 2018, 12:01:31 PM
this is a thread for funny and entertaining youtube people, thanks :maf
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 02, 2018, 01:05:49 PM
Sorry nachobro :(
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 02, 2018, 01:38:46 PM
Shenmue is a relic of another time. The fact that it is boring and mellow was kinda what the creator was going for.
I always felt that it would've worked better as a visual novel of sorts.

They simply didn't know what to do with all dat technology yet. Which is in fact common with a lot of the most ambitious Dreamcast games.
"HOLY SHIT WE CAN DO THIS NOW" but they hadn't yet figured out what to use it for.

Shenmue is also why millions of developers have to listen to their publishers and can't just blow millions on flying mediocre voice actors around the globe.
Death Stranding in many ways feels like it could end up being the next Shenmue. Burning a huge hole in Sony's pocket books for no particular reason.

Nintendo is about to re-release a GameCube tech demo called Luigi's Mansion. The gameplay is a bit better but I expect similar results.  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2018, 07:09:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1SpVYmcTGM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 10, 2018, 07:19:12 PM
Sonyponies suiciding, James Gunn laughing from beyond the grave
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on September 10, 2018, 08:30:14 PM
The XBox controller stuff at the end :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 11, 2018, 07:47:57 AM
Oh no!  Now I'm REALLY gonna have to hit square!  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 11, 2018, 02:15:43 PM
Spent two hours today watchinh dunkey vids

First time
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 11, 2018, 04:35:25 PM
Dunkey throwing all the carebear ethics journo's under the bus  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on September 24, 2018, 04:24:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1ieehttdA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 24, 2018, 05:25:46 PM
 :mindblown
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 24, 2018, 05:57:30 PM
...still slightly more coherent than the MGS plot all things considered
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on September 24, 2018, 07:48:02 PM
...still slightly more coherent than the MGS plot all things considered

(https://i.imgur.com/k4qXxHv.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on September 24, 2018, 08:55:57 PM
From what I know of KH lore (lmao), he's actually like 95% right in that vid, and the 5% he's not are jokes. (I'd say "obvious jokes," but in the context of the rest of the vid the jokes actually aren't obvious. :lol)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on September 24, 2018, 08:58:06 PM
Also, it was a valiant effort, but it's still not quite as good as bebpo's crack at the lore in his BBS OT.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IWiRDrI91cwivihzmdnsM0V49SFqtdryqNkrZJ-ZwG0/edit?usp=sharing
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Positive Touch on September 24, 2018, 10:20:06 PM
yep lol, almost everything in that video is actually correct. impressive
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Hock on September 25, 2018, 12:06:56 AM
As someone who knows nothing about KH, hearing that makes the video even better.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on September 25, 2018, 01:00:13 AM
Also, it was a valiant effort, but it's still not quite as good as bebpo's crack at the lore in his BBS OT.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IWiRDrI91cwivihzmdnsM0V49SFqtdryqNkrZJ-ZwG0/edit?usp=sharing

46 pages.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/038/094/0a1.jpg)

Someone needs to slap Nomura and have him draw in the Parasite Eve style again. Good lord.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on October 02, 2018, 06:16:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wv6okd57t8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on October 05, 2018, 07:40:44 AM
Quote
Christian Wall
1 day ago
I have a better account, but she goes to another school, you wouldn't know her
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on October 10, 2018, 04:02:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFAgO5WKnQA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on October 21, 2018, 04:15:40 PM
https://youtu.be/L9y25i-csW8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 21, 2018, 04:19:57 PM
YESS NEW DUNKEY

"Welcome to Black Ops Motherfucker"

In a gringo accent  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on October 21, 2018, 04:40:40 PM
The santa  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on October 22, 2018, 12:39:10 AM
OH FUCK WHY IS E GRENADE

spoiler (click to show/hide)
that fuckin globetrotters music is perfect for these montages :lawd
[close]
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on October 22, 2018, 12:41:27 AM
I'VE BEEN PLAYING BLACK OPS SINCE IT WAS IN VIETNAM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 22, 2018, 07:55:13 AM
AR looks shit
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on October 22, 2018, 11:14:54 AM
I can't wait for his Red Dead 2 vid... assuming he'll play it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 25, 2018, 05:28:10 PM
https://youtu.be/G6KXLtn6OHU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on October 25, 2018, 10:00:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu0I-9FPFKU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 26, 2018, 08:09:48 AM
Carlton Hanks :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 26, 2018, 09:55:47 AM
Maybe the real reason ghosts haunt a single location is because ghost pathfinding is so shit they get stuck on everything and can’t get out. :thinking
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on October 26, 2018, 10:31:43 AM
Maybe the real reason ghosts haunt a single location is because ghost pathfinding is so shit they get stuck on everything and can’t get out. :thinking

Simulation Theory confirmed :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Brehvolution on October 26, 2018, 03:40:20 PM
I can't wait for his Red Dead 2 vid... assuming he'll play it.

It's probably still installing so it may be a few days.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on October 26, 2018, 05:31:11 PM
I can't wait for his Red Dead 2 vid... assuming he'll play it.

It's probably still installing so it may be a few days.

This could be his video!  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 30, 2018, 06:00:26 PM
https://youtu.be/ms5a_C7EeNk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on October 31, 2018, 09:21:46 AM
Would've rather him do his standard "review" of this game... Not sure what he was thinking on this one. :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 31, 2018, 09:56:35 AM
Would've rather him do his standard "review" of this game... Not sure what he was thinking on this one. :doge

That's RDR1, though.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on October 31, 2018, 10:15:47 AM
The video's from 2013. You got bamboozled, Svejk.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on October 31, 2018, 10:20:05 AM
I sure did!  Thought it looked bad.  :betty
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on October 31, 2018, 10:23:35 AM
I sure did!  Thought it looked bad.  :betty

Me too! 
 :whatsthedeal
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 31, 2018, 11:35:03 AM
He's a white guy singing the n-word, and there's not a 5000 page thread about it on RE, so that should have been your first tip-off that it's not recent.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 31, 2018, 01:31:13 PM
Wait, Dunkey's not black?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on November 07, 2018, 05:28:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn3g25ZEbak
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 07, 2018, 05:31:47 PM
Wait, Dunkey's not black?
If you had watched his special reveal special you would know he is of Puerto Rican descent!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on November 08, 2018, 06:50:46 AM
Wow, he only gave it an arbitrary number out of an arbitrary number?

Fuck this guy. Unsubsribd.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 17, 2018, 10:44:25 AM
https://youtu.be/c66IR3qA5-w
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 17, 2018, 10:44:38 AM
https://youtu.be/X2YfNeBxGLg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 17, 2018, 11:06:13 AM
A scorching take.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on November 17, 2018, 12:16:30 PM
Eevee is obviously the superior option.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on November 17, 2018, 12:24:01 PM
"The grass uses the same physics as Crysis"
 :dead

The Eevee review perfectly sums up Nintendo fandumb.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on November 17, 2018, 12:54:37 PM
And the Pikachu vid perfectly sums up the edgy anti-Pokemon tryhards.

Full Dunky saturation :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nabbis on November 18, 2018, 05:06:51 AM
You two need to get laid more.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
With each other.  :-*
[close]
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 18, 2018, 10:07:02 PM
Moltar  :gladbron
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 26, 2018, 11:12:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wJF2ni96Xg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 27, 2018, 01:15:57 AM
hope there's a dunkey bump for Super Amazing Wagon Adventure

it's only a buck on Steam!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 29, 2018, 03:53:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6z2PBK_VhE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on November 29, 2018, 06:14:54 PM
 :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on November 29, 2018, 07:53:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Zm6cNctSc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 11, 2018, 10:28:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY-_dsTlosI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on December 12, 2018, 06:19:02 AM
You probably can't even beat Bubble Bobble, look at you. :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on December 12, 2018, 09:47:26 AM
He's totally right about Castlevania being doable because of infinite continues. That's all it really takes for a game to go from impossible to doable.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: kingv on December 14, 2018, 12:38:58 AM
Is donkey Kong country actually considered to be hard? I used to wreck the fuck out of that game as a kid and never really considered it to be particularly difficult.

Really anyone that cut their teeth on NES games would consider most SNES games to be pretty fair.

There’s probably only a handful of NES games I can remember being able to beat. Chip and sales rescue rangers was one that I remember taking me a long time to get good enough to beat.

I could get to mike Tyson I’m punch out but never learned his pattern.

The hardest game I probably beat on SNES was Super Battletoads. I think I only managed it a few times.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on December 14, 2018, 04:57:36 AM
The only hard level in DKC is the one snow level with the barrels. But there's a skip at the bottom of the stage so you could just look up where that's located.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 18, 2018, 10:08:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKh9inKBlks
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 23, 2018, 08:59:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkkMMaXSBI

2:19-3:00 OMG :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 23, 2018, 09:10:58 PM
Jim Sterling fucking roasted. :gun
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on December 23, 2018, 09:17:15 PM
Richard  :tocry
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on December 23, 2018, 09:22:42 PM
Quote
Louis Tribe
3 hours ago
These graphics almost look like real life I can’t believe how far technology has advanced
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on December 23, 2018, 09:23:10 PM
Quote
Olaf Vlooswijk
4 hours ago
Lets get Richard in smash, cmon Reggie!
:rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on December 24, 2018, 05:59:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkkMMaXSBI

2:19-3:00 OMG :rofl

"He's describing the campaign mode of Fortnite, which nobody in the world has ever played!"

Epic annihilated.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on December 30, 2018, 05:01:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npxw4Y7w9RE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 10, 2019, 04:10:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UhFWoDZLxA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 10, 2019, 04:58:01 PM
hell yeah dad of war
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2019, 06:26:14 PM
Dat shout out to Donkey kong  :lawd

Dunkey  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on January 26, 2019, 07:45:50 PM
Dunkey just dropped the best YouTube video of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWu5X4jcvv8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on January 26, 2019, 07:48:01 PM
I hit the dislike button on that earlier  :-[
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 03, 2019, 05:39:01 PM
https://youtu.be/c4VJji9skq8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: headwalk on February 03, 2019, 09:45:26 PM
dunkey is the origin story for carl from aqua teen.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 09, 2019, 05:54:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMph2hAGj7k
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on February 09, 2019, 06:36:22 PM
Gotta applaud Kingdom Hearts' creators for not dumbing it down and appealing to the masses.

The logo is sort of like the first warning of the sort of chaos you're getting into.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on February 11, 2019, 08:03:20 AM
Quote from: YouTube
frankiscool
15 hours ago
Also dunkey you are wrong. This is the best assasins creed game we’ve had so far this year

Shadow426
12 hours ago
From the top of a tower in sanfransokyo

SKRAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on February 11, 2019, 08:30:10 AM
That's pretty much how I feel about KH ever since the first one.... :doge 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 16, 2019, 02:48:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxkzUg9N0bE

Quote
ɅRCHE TYPE
1 year ago
The ribbon is at 9, she lands at eleven. Coincidence? No.
Time to wake up, sheeple.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on February 16, 2019, 04:12:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c9L4TQls5w
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 18, 2019, 02:52:49 AM
women, amirite fellas
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on February 22, 2019, 03:38:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK158ih4smY

:rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on February 22, 2019, 03:51:22 PM
LMAO Dunkey da god   :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 22, 2019, 04:57:28 PM
nail on the fucking head
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 23, 2019, 01:53:43 AM
some of them games to remember tho :lawd

dead to rights
freedom fighters
the darkness 2

 :punch
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on February 23, 2019, 03:57:26 AM
 :expert

That was the first Darkness game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 02, 2019, 04:48:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFnFiJAmADc

F F F F F F F
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on March 02, 2019, 07:26:18 PM
That was beautiful.  :lawd
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 09, 2019, 09:12:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUJb1BD63ME
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Coax on March 09, 2019, 09:25:38 PM
I enjoyed The New Tetris. Wasn't trying to be super different or wacky but was solid and used the 3D subtly. Wasn't aware it was the first to introduce ghost pieces to see where they will fall at any moment.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 09, 2019, 09:28:32 PM
Didn't even know there was a "Faces" game. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 09, 2019, 09:29:14 PM
I enjoyed The New Tetris. Wasn't trying to be super different or wacky but was solid and used the 3D subtly. Wasn't aware it was the first to introduce ghost pieces to see where they will fall at any moment.

Seems OK to me, yeah.  It's the bad Tetris games that make me wonder how the hell it's possible to make a bad *Tetris* game.
:mindblown
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on March 09, 2019, 10:04:29 PM
I enjoyed The New Tetris. Wasn't trying to be super different or wacky but was solid and used the 3D subtly. Wasn't aware it was the first to introduce ghost pieces to see where they will fall at any moment.

New Tetris was relativity solid from what I remember for a multi-plat Tetris.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 09, 2019, 10:09:17 PM
Tetris DS was awesome. 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on March 10, 2019, 02:23:36 PM
I like how when he shows the N64 logo, but has the GC startup jingle instead.  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 16, 2019, 08:18:58 AM
https://youtu.be/AdxJha23K9Q
https://youtu.be/522_9G3KJz0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 19, 2019, 04:05:28 PM
https://youtu.be/UD6ESrCFEeE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on March 19, 2019, 07:44:36 PM
Chicken man lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on March 19, 2019, 07:52:58 PM
I like how when he shows the N64 logo, but has the GC startup jingle instead.  :lol
I liked this during "twenty years ago"
(https://i.imgur.com/UYGBlBk.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 23, 2019, 03:33:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp7Ofgpfxoc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on March 24, 2019, 02:26:54 AM
At the end I was like "the text popped up, there's no way that thing's coming back to l--"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on March 24, 2019, 05:43:23 AM
At the end I was like "the text popped up, there's no way that thing's coming back to l--"

(https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*MBk71-h06TJNCjdRqUGcew.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 24, 2019, 12:06:19 PM
ROBERT!!!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on April 01, 2019, 08:42:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oKd0ilJEKs

:rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 01, 2019, 11:42:21 PM
Could it be?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nope
[close]
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on April 02, 2019, 12:49:42 AM
better run for the border when you hear that bong
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 02, 2019, 11:39:44 AM
I always do, brother.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 02, 2019, 03:42:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp7Ofgpfxoc

This really sold me on the game goddamn
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 02, 2019, 05:27:58 PM
Xbox Rect
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 08, 2019, 04:39:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUYvyatLp0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 16, 2019, 03:53:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FQUcwbIYMc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on April 16, 2019, 07:31:51 PM
Speaking of Dunkey:

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.erome.com/Paranoiagenic
[close]

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

This is floating around reddit and 4chan. Dunkey and Leah apparently are into cuckoldry.   :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 16, 2019, 07:46:43 PM
lmao believe things you see on the internets brehs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 16, 2019, 08:00:09 PM
“Keep saying it” lmao

Here’s the original:

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.forumophilia.com/topic128977-6375.html#29413899
[close]
:nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on April 16, 2019, 08:08:48 PM
Speaking of Dunkey:

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.erome.com/Paranoiagenic
[close]

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

This is floating around reddit and 4chan. Dunkey and Leah apparently are into giant dadoldry.   :doge
:whew
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 16, 2019, 08:26:45 PM
Never noticed that she had a nice butt.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on April 16, 2019, 08:48:43 PM
That voice though :donot
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 16, 2019, 09:03:27 PM
Never noticed that she had a nice butt.

It's faker than fake, breh. Reddit debunked it nearly a week ago.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on April 16, 2019, 09:05:55 PM
I am confused, is dunkey the black dude in the video?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on April 16, 2019, 10:07:28 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/D3MEcJO.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on April 27, 2019, 03:32:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxwehhlBVgY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 28, 2019, 12:21:42 AM
I haven’t seen a pounding like that since dunkey’s wife.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 02, 2019, 05:22:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WTEB7Qbt4U
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2019, 07:16:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojo7sRcGFlY

Realest RLM take ever. :whew
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 06, 2019, 07:33:48 PM
I can't believe they said Jurassic World was better than Jurassic Park, I hope somebody got fired for that.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on May 06, 2019, 08:35:29 PM
i don't know most of these, but i tried watching this leafy kid. should've been in the fuckin shadow realm with nostalgia critic
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2019, 10:27:21 PM
THE SHADOW REALM I'M DEAD

I literally just blocked ChannelAwesome from my YouTube recs earlier today. :lol :lol

-user was high while watching dunky-
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 07, 2019, 02:46:36 PM
Bonus

https://youtu.be/qcZsOdVhBh8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 16, 2019, 03:37:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MQO2STCbbY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on May 16, 2019, 06:45:54 PM
that clip of Miyamoto showing off the controller, the lady could not more obviously be paying any less attention :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on May 16, 2019, 06:51:23 PM
he should have playlisted and linked to his playthrough from back when he was 7, dunno what happened to the first four parts though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIeUppa3PI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfbR3NVzTAM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 16, 2019, 09:33:35 PM
blessed video, I loved listening to him talk about why sm64 was so good
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on May 17, 2019, 02:15:20 AM
I LOVED SM64. I felt like I had some future Silicon Graphics future game workstation in my dorm room. Fucking. Magical.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
N64 was 100% downhill from there
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 17, 2019, 05:41:58 AM
I gave u a like first but breh, zelda oot, blast corps, banjo etc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on May 17, 2019, 06:13:19 AM
I gave u a like first but breh, zelda oot, blast corps, banjo etc

Zelda is shit, I'll give you Banjo 2
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on May 17, 2019, 08:10:50 PM
As a kid it was never on my radar, i didn't know anyone with n64. Don't think I'd even seen a Nintendo console, were def not popular here in Sega country. One friend got a ps at launch who's parents sold a lot of weed (it's the new Sega!). I got one around the middle of the gen when mum bought me Age of Empires and Civ II for my bday in 1998 but they didn't run on our pc, she felt bad and went back to the store and got me a ps :rejoice

I didn't even consider the N64, remember playing Pokemon Snap at someone's house i didn't really know well and remember being real impressed, but if OoT had been out by that point I prob would've gone N64. Ended up seeing a vid of it on tv and was blown away by this 3d fantasy rpg where you could ride a horse around an open world fighting monsters. To this day I haven't completed an N64 game  :doge Played a fair of of SM64 on an emu years back, but never finished. Def need to revisit.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on May 18, 2019, 10:53:34 AM
Yes, SM64 was great. Too bad Nintendo had to steal it from Argonaut.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on May 19, 2019, 04:35:20 PM
I got one around the middle of the gen when mum bought me Age of Empires and Civ II for my bday in 1998 but they didn't run on our pc, she felt bad and went back to the store and got me a ps :rejoice
but Civ II can run on anything that can run Windows 95 or higher... :thinking

well played
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 29, 2019, 03:49:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTqaD1BoIQM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2019, 03:59:46 PM
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1063770/Pew_Dew_Redemption/

FREE  8)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 29, 2019, 04:05:37 PM
Bad Body Double May 28 @ 12:30am
Please take this rubbish off the store for good
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 07, 2019, 05:09:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L17uPcEUfyc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on June 07, 2019, 05:33:36 PM
Love the WatchMojo intro he added in  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 07, 2019, 07:15:58 PM
I'm the Jokah, baybee!!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on June 07, 2019, 11:10:30 PM
 :joker
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2019, 11:31:19 PM
:joker

One of the 10 Worst Jokers imho!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 08, 2019, 03:46:21 AM
Dunkey is the only Youtuber who deserves happiness
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 12, 2019, 03:42:46 PM
https://youtu.be/Y_HHZcTqJo8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on June 12, 2019, 10:56:40 PM
I'm the Jokah, baybee!!

original clip is so good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPpWzS3nCwM

Quote
I wish I was that girl. to be manhandled by a true alpha male is a dream of mine.


:dead

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2019, 12:26:47 AM
Was that not JonTron?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on June 14, 2019, 06:12:39 AM
underrated: the guy smugly nodding while the other guy says "FUCK YEAH we put a battle royale in Fallout 76, that's right"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nuitangg on June 20, 2019, 08:12:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAYSx7TiJSo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 23, 2019, 09:40:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHP7v_vHE7w
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on June 29, 2019, 11:53:03 PM
https://youtu.be/j-N8YuYUDQs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 02, 2019, 12:30:58 PM
https://youtu.be/Pq_lmSRcBSY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 02, 2019, 02:24:27 PM
who's the weird white guy in dunkey's videos
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 02, 2019, 05:37:44 PM
who's the weird white guy in dunkey's videos

dunkey bangs that guy's wife iirc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on July 07, 2019, 04:56:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSSNP2DudNw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 07, 2019, 05:37:02 PM
Reggie, you son of a bitch!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 07, 2019, 10:42:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSSNP2DudNw

Are those screams when he hits the goomba (about 5:35 into the video) part of the game or something dunkey added to video editing?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 08, 2019, 10:10:15 AM
Pretty sure the level designer added those sound effects. You can program effects to trigger when things happen.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 15, 2019, 07:03:18 PM
https://youtu.be/ZE3bT2Z-8eE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 16, 2019, 12:23:46 AM
Derrick :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 20, 2019, 04:35:05 PM
https://youtu.be/rd844ocrBDY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 20, 2019, 05:57:57 PM
Props for making it through that shitshow, especially with a broken controller and his little brother was playing most of it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 20, 2019, 08:22:53 PM
That maxed out timer at the end. :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on July 20, 2019, 10:37:59 PM
https://twitter.com/YTSunnys/status/1150872752414498816
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 21, 2019, 07:43:36 AM
https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/1151385915270582272
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 21, 2019, 07:52:31 AM
I rarely give platforming props to someone else, but... Dunkey is the king. :bow
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on July 21, 2019, 05:45:54 PM
shout out to simpleflips.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on July 21, 2019, 11:40:42 PM
https://youtu.be/rd844ocrBDY

Well, if Dunkey is a cuck, at least we know after his wife's bull is finished with her, he starts on Dunkey.

Fucking masochist. Why the fuck would people play these sorts of levels?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on July 22, 2019, 12:42:10 AM
Social currency. And real currency, if you're a streamer/youtuber. 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 24, 2019, 12:56:58 AM
Was watching some old-ass dunkey videos yesterday, this one's pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbTBIV5Dsjc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 27, 2019, 04:37:18 PM
Talking about straight classics

https://youtu.be/OrQncd_sHqE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 27, 2019, 11:24:42 PM
 :shaking
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 28, 2019, 10:10:06 AM
you see what had happened was..
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 29, 2019, 04:13:22 PM
https://youtu.be/sBqk7I5-0I0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 29, 2019, 07:22:28 PM
These are the guys that made Bubsy 3D, you really think these guys are gonna drop the ball?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on July 29, 2019, 10:01:23 PM
i like how he really gets to the crux of all the issues. the problem is the people.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on July 29, 2019, 10:14:04 PM
Talking about straight classics

https://youtu.be/OrQncd_sHqE

 :lol dunkey kinda detracts from the video tho.

Is "OrdainedCARTER" and "DevotedQUENTIN" some uno tres generic name format? or is it just a setup?

I used to bust out uno when drinking sometimes. Game is legit.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 29, 2019, 10:45:22 PM
Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1XQduS6IfA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 29, 2019, 10:53:55 PM
that dude making 35+ minutes of video defending a game he hasn't played and doesn't intend to :lawd
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: shosta on July 30, 2019, 12:18:47 AM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1156013460787847170
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 30, 2019, 01:11:39 AM
about time somebody put dunkey in his place
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 30, 2019, 07:37:39 AM
Talking about straight classics

https://youtu.be/OrQncd_sHqE

 :lol dunkey kinda detracts from the video tho.

Is "OrdainedCARTER" and "DevotedQUENTIN" some uno tres generic name format? or is it just a setup?

I used to bust out uno when drinking sometimes. Game is legit.

To me it seems like a setup doesnt he know that carter dude
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 30, 2019, 08:55:11 AM
that dude making 35+ minutes of video defending a game he hasn't played and doesn't intend to :lawd

"I have no experience with this topic at all, but I still want people to know what I think about it."
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 30, 2019, 12:23:48 PM
His take downs of the IGN shit show never get old.

"There's something here for everyone" (x5)

LMAO
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on July 30, 2019, 03:53:40 PM
Wonder why people abandoned traditional games journalism for youtubers and streamers. :thinking
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 30, 2019, 05:26:11 PM
Wonder why people abandoned traditional games journalism for youtubers and streamers. :thinking

Cuz they have something for everyone?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 30, 2019, 07:24:00 PM
Joe is actually Dunkey's ghostwriter

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYzY0MzBlM2YtMmZiNC00OGNmLTkxMDUtNTc3NTc5NjA2ZTdiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzU1NzE3NTg@._V1_CR0,45,480,270_AL_UX477_CR0,0,477,268_AL_.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 03, 2019, 11:15:19 AM
found a rare dunkey vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_5a849rJUI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 08, 2019, 06:32:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl0-WESlJrM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 08, 2019, 07:27:54 PM
Did I mine that?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 15, 2019, 03:51:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30BFiSOP8JU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 15, 2019, 07:31:20 PM
Nice web!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Brehvolution on August 16, 2019, 10:02:20 AM
That is some game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: VomKriege on August 17, 2019, 06:05:48 AM
The sound quality is terrible.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on August 23, 2019, 04:17:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iSIoTLauEU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2019, 04:46:17 PM
Fuck you, Game Grumps!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 23, 2019, 09:32:35 PM
Game Grumps is pretty good, but they gotta stop with the human sacrifices.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 30, 2019, 06:16:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKYeAN-_wFI :brain
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on August 30, 2019, 06:53:40 PM
La La Land :lawd

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Whiplash :nope
[close]
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 30, 2019, 07:14:49 PM
That video was the final, clinching proof of dunkey's whiteness.  :cac
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on August 30, 2019, 07:56:09 PM
stick to vidya  :steiner
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on August 31, 2019, 05:54:52 PM
On a scale of cac to cracker, I love La La Land.

V odd to put out a pretty casual review of those two movies in 2019, but I would totes watch dunk views on new film and prob pretty happy to keep watching random quippy video essays on older movies he likes.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on August 31, 2019, 06:14:12 PM
Didn’t like that video much
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on August 31, 2019, 08:49:03 PM
La La Land is so good. :lawd
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on September 01, 2019, 04:40:29 AM
La La Land :lawd

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Whiplash :nope
[close]

Other way around, you fool  :hmph
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on September 01, 2019, 07:25:12 AM
La La Land :lawd

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Whiplash :nope
[close]

Other way around, you fool  :hmph

Whiplash is #badvibes, no thanks.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 05, 2019, 12:58:52 PM
https://youtu.be/eCxFP24LOU0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 06, 2019, 07:47:34 AM
That was some Kung Pow type greatness there.  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on September 06, 2019, 08:39:27 AM
That was some Kung Pow type greatness there.  :lol

OOOhhhh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XHsDJ-9EDs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2019, 04:36:01 PM
I just saw this and somehow missed it the entire time. i'm fucking dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQNWYOogOI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 11, 2019, 04:32:30 PM
https://youtu.be/GwRcSyOoBj4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on September 11, 2019, 09:57:32 PM
hey
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on September 11, 2019, 11:59:06 PM
that DK cartoon was one hell of a trip. Seems like the whole basis of the show was DK trying to get his dick wet
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 12, 2019, 07:55:36 AM
bork, have you watched the PS4 conference one yet?  If not...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/wi8Ez1mwRcKGI/giphy.gif)
[close]
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on September 12, 2019, 08:13:25 AM
bork, have you watched the PS4 conference one yet?  If not...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/wi8Ez1mwRcKGI/giphy.gif)
[close]

This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCxFP24LOU0

Watching now!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: VomKriege on September 12, 2019, 09:26:36 AM
*heavy breathing*
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 18, 2019, 04:31:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETXQUkp-VOg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 18, 2019, 05:49:29 PM
I love my Xbox One X but first party wise Microsoft has been a disaster since late 360 era.
They had all the cool shit in development like Perfect Dark Core, Kameo 2, Urchin and more and then Mattrick came in and cancelled it all and put the focus on TV and Kinect.
At this point I think they just lack the creative vision in the corporate blob that is Microsoft and Cliffy B must fulfill his destiny as a producer of kick-ass Xbox games.

Or maybe they need Warren Spector or anyone else not named Kudo Tsunoda.
Whoever it is, they also need to give this person more than a year to come up with shit before they shuffle the chairs around again.
Basiclally after every release there is a big 'rebranding' or 'refocus' or 'restructure' at Microsoft Xbox Game Studios.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 18, 2019, 07:05:26 PM
Pretty awesome how Nintendo destroyed Microsoft by making the Wii and then tricking them into copying it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on September 18, 2019, 07:07:36 PM
Hasn’t dunk already done an Xbox vid?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: EightBitNate on September 18, 2019, 08:58:40 PM
Pretty awesome how Nintendo destroyed Microsoft by making the Wii and then tricking them into copying it.

But who was Nintendo tricking with the Wii U? :thinking
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bluemax on September 18, 2019, 11:24:02 PM
I love my Xbox One X but first party wise Microsoft has been a disaster since late 360 era.
They had all the cool shit in development like Perfect Dark Core, Kameo 2, Urchin and more and then Mattrick came in and cancelled it all and put the focus on TV and Kinect.
At this point I think they just lack the creative vision in the corporate blob that is Microsoft and Cliffy B must fulfill his destiny as a producer of kick-ass Xbox games.

Or maybe they need Warren Spector or anyone else not named Kudo Tsunoda.
Whoever it is, they also need to give this person more than a year to come up with shit before they shuffle the chairs around again.
Basiclally after every release there is a big 'rebranding' or 'refocus' or 'restructure' at Microsoft Xbox Game Studios.

They bought up all these studios but are letting them finish whatever they were working on, so it feels like most of them are gonna put out things that are cross platform or multiplatform as their first titles under the MS brand. Which means we are 3-5 years away from any of these places releasing exclusives. I guess if that means a good first 1-3 years of exclusives for the next console, then it worked out.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on September 19, 2019, 12:19:29 AM
I love my Xbox One X but first party wise Microsoft has been a disaster since late 360 era.
They had all the cool shit in development like Perfect Dark Core, Kameo 2, Urchin and more and then Mattrick came in and cancelled it all and put the focus on TV and Kinect.
At this point I think they just lack the creative vision in the corporate blob that is Microsoft and Cliffy B must fulfill his destiny as a producer of kick-ass Xbox games.

Or maybe they need Warren Spector or anyone else not named Kudo Tsunoda.
Whoever it is, they also need to give this person more than a year to come up with shit before they shuffle the chairs around again.
Basiclally after every release there is a big 'rebranding' or 'refocus' or 'restructure' at Microsoft Xbox Game Studios.

They lost their way post-J. Allard leaving. You can't convince me otherwise.

Blades >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NXE >>>>>>>>>> Metro dashboards.

OG X-box Team > Nu-X-box team.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on September 19, 2019, 02:55:28 AM
Yeah their first party shit has always blown. Nice FUD
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 19, 2019, 04:27:04 AM
I love my Xbox One X but first party wise Microsoft has been a disaster since late 360 era.
They had all the cool shit in development like Perfect Dark Core, Kameo 2, Urchin and more and then Mattrick came in and cancelled it all and put the focus on TV and Kinect.
At this point I think they just lack the creative vision in the corporate blob that is Microsoft and Cliffy B must fulfill his destiny as a producer of kick-ass Xbox games.

Or maybe they need Warren Spector or anyone else not named Kudo Tsunoda.
Whoever it is, they also need to give this person more than a year to come up with shit before they shuffle the chairs around again.
Basiclally after every release there is a big 'rebranding' or 'refocus' or 'restructure' at Microsoft Xbox Game Studios.

They lost their way post-J. Allard leaving. You can't convince me otherwise.

Blades >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NXE >>>>>>>>>> Metro dashboards.

OG X-box Team > Nu-X-box team.
I'm thinking the RROD fiasco was to blame. That's when other Microsoft executives started caring about what the man bois at Xbox were doing with their toys and infinite money supply.

I also believe that's the reason Peter Moore downplayed it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Occam on September 19, 2019, 06:06:50 AM
I own an Xbox and a 360. However, anyone who bought an Xbone despite the way the second half of the 360 generation went, despite the higher price and weaker hardware than the competition (at launch), despite how Microsoft originally planned to introduce this awesome private game ownership removal system (yes, they backpedaled on this in the 11th hour after seeing the low preorder numbers; but just like attempted murder is punished, this attempted attack against consumer rights deserved punishment) IS A MORON.
If Sony had acted this way, I would have skipped PS4.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: nachobro on September 19, 2019, 10:49:04 AM
:trumps

i like my xbox and gave away my ps4. xbox x with game pass is great as a media center and a 4K console
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 19, 2019, 10:51:49 AM
Microsoft has been incompetent for more years than competent in the console game. They had their shit together for maybe five years (2004-2009) and there’s a shitload of caveats in there too. The Xbox is a loss leader for brand awareness and it shows. This is all Nintendo has and the only reason why Sony hasn’t completely collapsed is due to PlayStation. Financially, the Xbox brand is almost margin of error impact on Microsoft’s balance sheet and it shows.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 19, 2019, 11:40:47 AM
Only thing that the xbox ever did that I enjoyed, was having my first mega emu machine.    :lol

Although I did put a stupid amount of hours into PSU... because there was nothing else to play at the time.  Sold my RROD 360 and never felt so free of junk in my life. 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on September 19, 2019, 01:42:08 PM
I liked MS as a first party during the first few years of the 360 when the PS3 was an overpriced clusterfuck, MS was moneyhatting exclusive Japanese games (Lost Odyssey especially), and shmup devs were showing it love. When PS3 finally got going and 360 started to ride on its coattails and pivoted to a Kinect focused system, MS lost me.

Now the One has no Japanese exclusives whatsoever and is even dropping in its western and indie exclusives (Ori, which was the most appealing XB1 console exclusive, is now on Switch)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on September 19, 2019, 03:57:13 PM
I bought my Xbox One S for 150 bucks brand new and use it as a gamepass and backwards compatibility machine. :trumps

And there is something weirdly satisfying about getting Xbox achievements even though I couldn’t care less about trophies. :hmm
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: nachobro on September 19, 2019, 03:59:21 PM
the over the top presentation when you get a "rare" achievement is pretty funny :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 04:29:27 PM
This forum is like 95% vehemently anti Xbox. Besides any opinion garble about exclusives, Microsoft has made:

A low cost barrier for playing games financially. You can buy an Xbone S and a gamepass sub for $215 or like $265. You're buying a digital console bundle of 200 games for that cost. If you're poor, you can reasonably set money aside and get a gaming console with a bunch of games.

An affordable controller for people with severe physical disabilites. I know this forum revels in absolute dogshit tier shitposting, but making a controller that enables anyone to play a game makes me emotional in a good way. Kids with terrible handicaps can play with their friends, getting into a severe accident won't end your hobby. Gears 5 in general has set a precedent with having accessibility options not hidden, and incredibly well implemented.

Game pass in general will be the future of gaming distribution. It's going to a service that's either copied or built upon to be a killer app for Xbox as a service. Don't PlayStation Now me or say Nintendo gives away games too. Game Pass has been one of the best gaming services this entire gen.

I realize this post will most likely incite "lol care post, no one cares, why u not shitpost", but, whatever. When the next Xbox cones out and Game Pass is being built upon to be a killer app service, I fully expect people to jump from the hate bandwagon.

Xbox is an easy target for obese YouTubers such as Jim Sterling and Dunkey. Makes antisocial neckbeard assholes validated that they play Kaizen Nurobiro Sugatits on PS4 or Switch. Because when you can't get laid, look like a bloated and hairy ogre testicle, and can't talk to women, arguing about console exclusives is all you have left before making love to a bullet.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on September 19, 2019, 04:41:58 PM
It's hilarious you say the forum is "anti-Xbox" when during the 360 days we were all over Xbox. We mocked PS3 for years and unlike PS3, Xbone has never managed to pick the ball back up. We salivated over achievements. We were very much an Xbox forum. Ask Demi or Sceneman. It's why Sceneman even bought an Xbox over PS4. Because it's left over from The Bore Xbox Bro days. So that accusation is hilarious.

We're just real and like what's a good product. We're not a fanthing forum like gaf or reset is. We play where the games are and give no fucks. If the games go to Xbox (doubtful) or Sony or even Nintendo next gen it's where all of us will go.

It's less that we're an anti-Xbox forum and more pro-good game system forum. You can argue Xbone is a good system, and I'll believe you that it is, but it's clearly the third wheel of the gen, the Gamecube of the gen, the Saturn US of the gen. After a certain point Saturn wasn't worth getting in America and that was by 1997, right in the middle of the system wars. Yet Saturn was a great system. You just had to import. US got far less games on Saturn than Japan did. Xbone is similar to Saturn except it doesn't have an entire catalogue of games not brought over the seas going for it. But it still holds the "you have to be dedicated to get the most out of this system" vibe that Saturn had.

No if's, and's, or but's about it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2019, 04:55:35 PM
I did play my PS4 a lot more when I couldn’t get laid. Maybe you’re onto something.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 05:04:37 PM
Valuable point regarding it being the Saturn or GameCube of this gen,  I believe you when you say this forum adored the 360 over PS3 as well.

I'm just tired of hardcore gaming rhetoric. Feels like /v/ from 4Chan is how gaming at large feels right now. Endless bitching, shitposting, attention seeking titles and headlines. Endless gotcha shit, endless console warring, endless negativity and attention seeking shit tier opinions that offer nothing new or of substance.

Gaming right now is great regardless of what console you own, truthfully. There are tons of games everywhere. Microsoft, Sony,and Nintendo are all doing well.

But the narrative still has to be negative, there isn't objective criticism, it's flamboyant opinions verging on misinformation to stroke hardcore gamers. Tons of people that are legit vile.

Gaming is great! The people playing them and talking about them online? Absolute incel scumfucks.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on September 19, 2019, 05:08:04 PM
We cheer whoever is getting it right and endlessly pile on whoever is not here. The Switch thread is full of endless :rejoice in response to it right now but the last N home console would constantly have this video posted in response to it's barely existent sales every month:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 05:12:04 PM
I did play my PS4 a lot more when I couldn’t get laid. Maybe you’re onto something.

Tbh, when I'm not in some weird depressive hermit funk mode, and have an active social life or relationship, my energy and excitement for games isn't as strong.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on September 19, 2019, 05:13:26 PM
The Bore isn't one of those fanthing forums that argues console exclusives. Point me to a thread we are. Bore just plays games and chats about them. Weird way to come at the Bore like that.

Dunkey's the one that made the video. I called into question him making the vid earlier. He's rehashing content and has previously made it obvious has has a biased perspective in the Xbox fight anyways when MS fucked him over.

Last gen gamers said "Japan is dead" and "Japanese are shit" and now look at them. Fapping over Persona and Nier. Who gives a fuck what they think, dude.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: nachobro on September 19, 2019, 05:17:30 PM
Xbone is a backlog machine tbh, but that's where I'm at with non-Nintendo/PC stuff anyway. Game Pass gives you 200+ games instantly from three generations to catch up on plus the new MS stuff (which this gen hasn't been much but it's there anyway) and some new 3rd party titles as well. Plus hardware-wise it's top of the line and plays 4k bluray and has the streaming shit all built in.

Just a different kind of system but it does pretty much seem like MS has been done with this gen for a year or two and is just building the foundation of the next console cycle. Hell, having Game Pass Ultimate for years to come because of deals and such means I'm pretty much guaranteed to be in on whatever their next console is eventually.

I don't expect to hop on the next-gen train right away anyway. Partially cause I just built a new PC but also with MS committing to doing cross-gen stuff (and giving you the Xbox Two version of a game if you get the Xbox One version) and Nintendo doing their own shit there's just not a major appeal right now.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 19, 2019, 06:20:19 PM
Xbox is a number of different things.

Consoles: Xbox One X is the best console hardware and one the best and cheapest 4K blu-ray players on the market. I love mine.

Online services: Microsoft is still top dog on this front and GamePass and backwards compatibility is neat.

First party games: This is where it goes wrong. And that has nothing to do with being 'anti-Xbox'.
Especially on Xbox One the first party releases never got off the ground and they cancelled stuff that looked really fucking cool.
Nintendo does what Nintendo does, Sony has these AAA+ third person single player experiences and Microsoft just hasn't found their own groove yet so they just bought their way into success.
Maybe it's service games, but Sea of Thieves sorta falls flat. Maybe it'll be shooters but the latest HALO was a big disappointment.

Until they figure out what makes Xbox Studios 'tick' and how to best complement the third party support, they will continue to be sub-par on this front because they're constantly chasing new markets and technologies.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 19, 2019, 08:10:19 PM
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Xbox is an easy target for obese YouTubers such as Jim Sterling and Dunkey. Makes antisocial neckbeard assholes validated that they play Kaizen Nurobiro Sugatits on PS4 or Switch. Because when you can't get laid, look like a bloated and hairy ogre testicle, and can't talk to women, arguing about console exclusives is all you have left before making love to a bullet.

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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: curly on September 19, 2019, 08:16:16 PM
This forum is like 95% vehemently anti Xbox. Besides any opinion garble about exclusives, Microsoft has made:

A low cost barrier for playing games financially. You can buy an Xbone S and a gamepass sub for $215 or like $265. You're buying a digital console bundle of 200 games for that cost. If you're poor, you can reasonably set money aside and get a gaming console with a bunch of games.

An affordable controller for people with severe physical disabilites. I know this forum revels in absolute dogshit tier shitposting, but making a controller that enables anyone to play a game makes me emotional in a good way. Kids with terrible handicaps can play with their friends, getting into a severe accident won't end your hobby. Gears 5 in general has set a precedent with having accessibility options not hidden, and incredibly well implemented.

Game pass in general will be the future of gaming distribution. It's going to a service that's either copied or built upon to be a killer app for Xbox as a service. Don't PlayStation Now me or say Nintendo gives away games too. Game Pass has been one of the best gaming services this entire gen.

I realize this post will most likely incite "lol care post, no one cares, why u not shitpost", but, whatever. When the next Xbox cones out and Game Pass is being built upon to be a killer app service, I fully expect people to jump from the hate bandwagon.

Xbox is an easy target for obese YouTubers such as Jim Sterling and Dunkey. Makes antisocial neckbeard assholes validated that they play Kaizen Nurobiro Sugatits on PS4 or Switch. Because when you can't get laid, look like a bloated and hairy ogre testicle, and can't talk to women, arguing about console exclusives is all you have left before making love to a bullet.

blah blah blah everyone is mean to xbox because it sucks ass get over it
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on September 19, 2019, 08:34:45 PM
Valuable point regarding it being the Saturn or GameCube of this gen,  I believe you when you say this forum adored the 360 over PS3 as well.

I'm just tired of hardcore gaming rhetoric. Feels like /v/ from 4Chan is how gaming at large feels right now. Endless bitching, shitposting, attention seeking titles and headlines. Endless gotcha shit, endless console warring, endless negativity and attention seeking shit tier opinions that offer nothing new or of substance.

Gaming right now is great regardless of what console you own, truthfully. There are tons of games everywhere. Microsoft, Sony,and Nintendo are all doing well.

But the narrative still has to be negative, there isn't objective criticism, it's flamboyant opinions verging on misinformation to stroke hardcore gamers. Tons of people that are legit vile.

Gaming is great! The people playing them and talking about them online? Absolute incel scumfucks.

Ehh, console wars have been going as far back as when Intellivision fans were touting its "superior" graphics over the 2600 because its baseball game had twice as many single-color stick figures on screen. It's never gonna change, gamers are always gonna be entitled whiny manbabies.

I did play my PS4 a lot more when I couldn’t get laid. Maybe you’re onto something.

Tbh, when I'm not in some weird depressive hermit funk mode, and have an active social life or relationship, my energy and excitement for games isn't as strong.

Heh, my love for gaming is stronger when my social/love life is stronger. Less time to play means I appreciate it more, not getting burnt out by over-playing, being a tad more choosy on what I play.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 19, 2019, 09:02:51 PM
xbox suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 09:14:15 PM
This forum is like 95% vehemently anti Xbox. Besides any opinion garble about exclusives, Microsoft has made:

A low cost barrier for playing games financially. You can buy an Xbone S and a gamepass sub for $215 or like $265. You're buying a digital console bundle of 200 games for that cost. If you're poor, you can reasonably set money aside and get a gaming console with a bunch of games.

An affordable controller for people with severe physical disabilites. I know this forum revels in absolute dogshit tier shitposting, but making a controller that enables anyone to play a game makes me emotional in a good way. Kids with terrible handicaps can play with their friends, getting into a severe accident won't end your hobby. Gears 5 in general has set a precedent with having accessibility options not hidden, and incredibly well implemented.

Game pass in general will be the future of gaming distribution. It's going to a service that's either copied or built upon to be a killer app for Xbox as a service. Don't PlayStation Now me or say Nintendo gives away games too. Game Pass has been one of the best gaming services this entire gen.

I realize this post will most likely incite "lol care post, no one cares, why u not shitpost", but, whatever. When the next Xbox cones out and Game Pass is being built upon to be a killer app service, I fully expect people to jump from the hate bandwagon.

Xbox is an easy target for obese YouTubers such as Jim Sterling and Dunkey. Makes antisocial neckbeard assholes validated that they play Kaizen Nurobiro Sugatits on PS4 or Switch. Because when you can't get laid, look like a bloated and hairy ogre testicle, and can't talk to women, arguing about console exclusives is all you have left before making love to a bullet.

blah blah blah everyone is mean to xbox because it sucks ass get over it

Wah wah wah someone isn't doing some group think shit, gotta bitch
 :crybaby

Typical gamer attitude right there, no argument, just some bitching coming from your fingertips. Let Dunkey do the talking for you, you submissive slave fuck.

Better yet, think of the last time you've personally posted anything of substance, rather than being a chatty Kathy snarky bitch.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2019, 09:30:42 PM
wH3r3 4r3 +h3 eXcLuSiV35????

Seriously, that's what it boils down to. I think if anything people are pissed that Xbox hasn't given them a reason to WANT TO PLAY EXCLUSIVE GAMES ON THE SYSTEM. Because, you know. It doesn't have many great ones. That's kinda objective fact this gen.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2019, 09:34:17 PM
Also it's one thing to complain about snarky comments in a vacuum but this is a thread specifically dedicated to a guy that makes a living making videos where he makes snarky comments so like, I dunno, maybe know your audience.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on September 19, 2019, 09:37:08 PM
Why are you attacking Curly like that?

Apologize, man.

Curly I’m sorry if I attacked you in the past too. You don’t have to call them a slave fuck because dunkey posted a video. You don’t have to feel personally attacked and lash out like that.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 09:43:31 PM
Why are you attacking Curly like that?

Apologize, man.

Curly I’m sorry if I attacked you in the past too. You don’t have to call them a slave fuck because dunkey posted a video. You don’t have to feel personally attacked and lash out like that.

So my opinion can be disregarded completely by a shitpost, and I'm supposed to eat it.... because? It's free reign to shit on people with no retort?

Curly is a big boy or girl I imagine, they can defend themselves. What do you think is gonna happen when you tell someone to shut up on the internet?  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2019, 09:45:19 PM
Why are you attacking Curly like that?

Apologize, man.

Curly I’m sorry if I attacked you in the past too. You don’t have to call them a slave fuck because dunkey posted a video. You don’t have to feel personally attacked and lash out like that.

So my opinion can be disregarded completely by a shitpost, and I'm supposed to eat it.... because? It's free reign to shit on people with no retort?

Curly is a big boy or girl I imagine, they can defend themselves.

We don't use Robert's Rules of Order, shitposting is a legit pasttime here, sorry
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 09:48:21 PM
Why are you attacking Curly like that?

Apologize, man.

Curly I’m sorry if I attacked you in the past too. You don’t have to call them a slave fuck because dunkey posted a video. You don’t have to feel personally attacked and lash out like that.

So my opinion can be disregarded completely by a shitpost, and I'm supposed to eat it.... because? It's free reign to shit on people with no retort?

Curly is a big boy or girl I imagine, they can defend themselves.

We don't use Robert's Rules of Order, shitposting is a legit pasttime here, sorry

I use Oscars box of cards, which is a tarot card set that tells me if someone is being an asshole. Calling an asshole an asshole seems to be fitting in the shitposting rulebook.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on September 19, 2019, 09:51:33 PM
Why are you attacking Curly like that?

Apologize, man.

Curly I’m sorry if I attacked you in the past too. You don’t have to call them a slave fuck because dunkey posted a video. You don’t have to feel personally attacked and lash out like that.

So my opinion can be disregarded completely by a shitpost, and I'm supposed to eat it.... because? It's free reign to shit on people with no retort?

Curly is a big boy or girl I imagine, they can defend themselves. What do you think is gonna happen when you tell someone to shut up on the internet?  :lol

You’re calling people who spout system warzZz virgins while calling Curly a submissive slave fuck because he called Xbox trash
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 19, 2019, 09:58:51 PM
Why are you attacking Curly like that?

Apologize, man.

Curly I’m sorry if I attacked you in the past too. You don’t have to call them a slave fuck because dunkey posted a video. You don’t have to feel personally attacked and lash out like that.

So my opinion can be disregarded completely by a shitpost, and I'm supposed to eat it.... because? It's free reign to shit on people with no retort?

Curly is a big boy or girl I imagine, they can defend themselves. What do you think is gonna happen when you tell someone to shut up on the internet?  :lol

You’re calling people who spout system warzZz virgins while calling Curly a submissive slave fuck because he called Xbox trash

And you're hopping in this because you don't like me.  :teehee

How in the flying fuck is calling someone a virgin in 2019 an imoral insult?  :lol Guess what, a lot of people that engage in system wars are most likely racist, homophobic, sexist fucks. If you took a look around, this ain't surprising. Plenty of straight white dude gamers suck ass, sorry.

Fine, I should've said Curly lives off Dunkey's nut juice instead. Slavery was indeed fucked up, I was insensitive with that. Curly, you're Dunkey's cum slut.

All better?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on September 19, 2019, 10:01:43 PM
I think you’re fine. I don’t dislike you at all. I’m just confused by your aggressive reaction to people criticizing Xbox.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: curly on September 19, 2019, 10:05:16 PM
I don't care if he yells at me I'm low effort shit posting

Speaking of low effort, what about the Xbox One?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 19, 2019, 10:35:40 PM
Cindi, play LISA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojapVW-7lQ0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on September 19, 2019, 10:35:56 PM
I don't care if he yells at me I'm low effort shit posting

Speaking of low effort, what about the Xbox One?
:girlaff
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on September 19, 2019, 10:46:50 PM
Cindi, play LISA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojapVW-7lQ0

Is it on switch
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 19, 2019, 11:17:45 PM
Nah, just PC.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tuckers Law on September 20, 2019, 03:11:27 AM
All those hurt feelings over a video of dunkey clowning on Xbox kids  :crowdlaff
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 20, 2019, 03:40:11 AM
I think the One X is ok. It's becoming my console for third party games. The PS4 still has more exclusives and access to niche titles that skip the xbox that I like. In the end these are things that matter to me and I'll look upon the PS4 more fondly.

I don't care about Game Pass and the reason is simple. I'm an enthusiast gamer. It's cool that Devil May Cry 5 is on Gamepass and pretty quickly. But I already played that game. Games I'm interested in I'm going to get pretty much right when the come out. Also you know what, I still like buying my game box. So really the only games that seem to be Day 1 on Gamepass is MS titles and in the end MS first part is not very good. I'm sorry I liked Quantum Break and to me that has been the highlight of thier releases. But I'm a weirdo so I don't expect everyone to have my taste or habits.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on September 20, 2019, 06:12:27 AM
Playing the game on gamepass and then buying the disc when it hits five bucks on ebay is the way to go. :rollsafe
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on September 20, 2019, 12:36:34 PM
MormaMope at it again.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 20, 2019, 03:48:36 PM
was mormapope for real on that " THIS FORUM IS A95% ANTI XBOX" shits?

If so

 :heh :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: EightBitNate on September 20, 2019, 05:42:29 PM
I used to care about console wars. Then I turned 11.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 20, 2019, 06:28:37 PM
I feel like the only person that takes TEH CONSOLE WARZ seriously on this forum is lager. Andrex is bad but he's a different kind of bad; all he cares about is being a fan of certain things, and allows that to color his entire existence. Lager actually gets off on dumb console war bullshit.

Everyone else is just noticing that 1) the Xbone had a really shitty start to this gen, making quite possibly the worst initial impression ever, and that takes time to erase; 2) the system really has fuck all for good exclusive games, which would have gone a long way toward repairing the damage from 1). But if you can't even be arsed to make or money hat good exclusives...

:yeshrug
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on September 20, 2019, 06:40:02 PM
consoles lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on September 22, 2019, 01:27:36 AM
wait, PS4 has Knack?!?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 22, 2019, 10:33:46 AM
wait, PS4 has Knack?!?

And Knack 2 baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Occam on September 23, 2019, 10:45:48 AM
And I got Knack 2 for free at launch because of a pricing error. 8)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 23, 2019, 10:52:19 AM
Pricing error, or pricing correction?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 23, 2019, 10:59:51 AM
I feel like the only person that takes TEH CONSOLE WARZ seriously on this forum is lager.  Lager actually gets off on dumb console war bullshit.

I think if you spent years being a fanboy during the PS3 era, you have deep emotional scars that never fully healed. He's still working through the PTSD.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on September 23, 2019, 12:30:45 PM
INB4 "it won in Europe"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 23, 2019, 12:32:13 PM
I think overall worldwide PS3 was ahead of 360 in the end.



Don't forget that the last 4/5 years of Xbox 360 had not a lot going for it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 23, 2019, 04:20:57 PM
I think overall worldwide PS3 was ahead of 360 in the end.



Don't forget that the last 4/5 years of Xbox 360 had not a lot going for it.

The PS3 ended up being a few million ahead of the 360 worldwide.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 23, 2019, 04:54:05 PM
The early years of 360 were pretty good. Tons of games for a variety of gamers. Weird Japanese stuff, good Japanese stuff, western developers coming into their own, small indie games really growing, and so on. Good times and then basicly Modern Warfare and the Kinect happen.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 23, 2019, 05:57:49 PM
Peter Moore  :tocry
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 23, 2019, 06:00:47 PM
Microsoft Peter Moore :ohyeah

EA Peter Moore :nope

spoiler (click to show/hide)
In an interview with the game press on 20 June 2012, Moore predicts the radical shift of the gaming industry's business model towards free-to-play, he believed within 10 years the industry would have entirely shifted. Under his leadership, games such as Star Wars: The Old Republic and then still under development, Command & Conquer: Generals 2, changed focus from a single player campaign game into a free-to-play multiplayer game with microtransactions.

 :notlikethis :notlikethis :notlikethis
[close]
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 23, 2019, 06:14:55 PM
He was right though.

F2P games like Fortnite are currently the biggest games around.
Moore was always ahead of the pack.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on September 23, 2019, 06:23:03 PM
Peter Moore has lead EA in making some of the biggest piles of shit this gen. With those piles of shit having the worst implemented loot boxes and microtransactions possible. Hard to call him a visionary when he himself was taking his own dumps into the pool.

Also, Fortnite's popularity is because free to play + minecraft-esque mechanics + shooter = crack for kids. The microtransactions in Fortnite are the same as hats in Team Fortress 2. IE, cosmetic shit that has no value.

If anything, Valve innovated in frivolous cosmetic shit and the entire industry copied them. Team Fortress 2 and to the same extent CS:GO made this shit possible. Remember loot box opening vids for CS:GO?

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 23, 2019, 06:40:32 PM
But the industry didn’t shift. It’s if anything diviserfied. The industry has also seen that only a few P2P or GaSS games can really take most of the gaming audience at a time.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 23, 2019, 07:18:33 PM
Ubishit has shifted most of its games to live service gaas garbage ass games soo... some of the industry have shifted
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on September 23, 2019, 07:34:20 PM
Microsoft Peter Moore :ohyeah

EA Peter Moore :nope

spoiler (click to show/hide)
In an interview with the game press on 20 June 2012, Moore predicts the radical shift of the gaming industry's business model towards free-to-play, he believed within 10 years the industry would have entirely shifted. Under his leadership, games such as Star Wars: The Old Republic and then still under development, Command & Conquer: Generals 2, changed focus from a single player campaign game into a free-to-play multiplayer game with microtransactions.

 :notlikethis :notlikethis :notlikethis
[close]

SEGA Peter Moore  :brain :brain :brain
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 23, 2019, 08:17:08 PM
Ok? So some have. That’s a far cry from saying the entirety.

 It pretty much every decree of “the game industry is going one place” last gen didn’t really pan out.

“Japanese games are dead”

Japanese games are back this gen.

“AA” games are dead”

AA games have carved out a place at the table this gen.

“Games have to appeal to the casual gamer”

This gen you’ve seen games made or have features that counter this thinking.

“Mobile will take over”

If anything that hasn’t happen and the console space feels more alive then ever. But mobile games also seem to fall into the same problem of Gas’s and f2p.  There’s only some room on top.

“Single player games are dead”

Sony has basicly built it’s brand aginst this.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on September 23, 2019, 08:43:21 PM
Almost as if the industry can be somewhat cyclical in nature. :awesome
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: nachobro on September 23, 2019, 09:08:44 PM
i guess the new cycle gonna be subscription services. :-\ luckily there's no subscription exclusive games (yet).
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on September 23, 2019, 09:13:43 PM
i guess the new cycle gonna be subscription services. :-\ luckily there's no subscription exclusive games (yet).
They all require you to subscribe to life.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 23, 2019, 10:06:25 PM
i guess the new cycle gonna be subscription services. :-\ luckily there's no subscription exclusive games (yet).
They all require you to subscribe to life.

The most costly subscription of them all.  :mjcry
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 24, 2019, 03:27:28 PM
Microsoft always felt like a two-headed monster to me. One head comes up with ideas (and they were mostly good/great) and then other head puts them into action (and they are mostly terrible at it). So, you would read news of what they had planned and you would get excited over the bullet points. But then when you would get the final product it would  be disappointing, even though they did mostly deliver on those bullet points they promised.

 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 24, 2019, 03:49:02 PM
fuck all that microsoft shit

its goose time

https://youtu.be/9STHqt_vsCc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 24, 2019, 05:25:20 PM
H O N K
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on September 27, 2019, 04:09:22 PM
Stealing ideas for vids from pewdiepie, yikes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waXb8QGdEYQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Ghoul on September 27, 2019, 04:13:44 PM
didn't dunkey get cucked?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on September 27, 2019, 04:51:48 PM
didn't dunkey get made into a giant dad?

Yes.

Also, this picture is totes real:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EE_iMV4XUAAZFTk?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 27, 2019, 04:52:01 PM
Hell yeah dunkey, love that they are both happy together. They bring a lot of joy to the internets so I hope they can bring eachother joy for the rest of their lives :)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Ghoul on September 27, 2019, 05:19:34 PM
didn't dunkey get made into a giant dad?

Yes.

Also, this picture is totes real:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EE_iMV4XUAAZFTk?format=jpg&name=small)

it was a joke, but carry on
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2019, 07:42:58 PM
I thought Dunkey was black?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on September 27, 2019, 08:55:50 PM
He's actually of Puerto Rican descent.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on September 27, 2019, 09:04:38 PM
ngl when I first heard leah's voice I was thinking she'd be a bbw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2019, 09:37:41 PM
He's actually of Puerto Rican descent.

So he's black?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 27, 2019, 10:59:57 PM
Uh no.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2019, 11:01:52 PM
But...he is black, though, right?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2019, 11:05:16 PM
I don’t get it. I know it’s a meme but he sounds Latino as much as he sounds black so when I found out he always Puerto Rican I didn’t bat an eye.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on September 27, 2019, 11:41:24 PM
didn't dunkey get made into a giant dad?

#KEEPSAYINGIT
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He's actually of Puerto Rican descent.

So he's black?
Yes, dog mod.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2019, 04:48:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tsFZ8F_qcY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on October 13, 2019, 10:36:09 AM
I think what most western gamers don't get about RPGs is that many oldskool ones (especially DQ) tend to be more about resource management and fighting smaller scale encounters instead of just a few big, more challenging fights. And also Dunkey does the typical westerner "run from all the monsters, get trounced by the boss, grind for 4 hours, then bitch about grinding".
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 13, 2019, 03:06:52 PM
I think westerners would be more open to grinding if it was done like in wow or diablo, realtime. Also the DQ fights are super easy so there is little challenge to the grinding (at least from the few hours i played).  So it really breaks the flow even if you put tje combat on superhyperspeed (the fact there is super speed shows how silly combat is)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on October 15, 2019, 05:04:32 PM
https://youtu.be/a6PUlx0K1AU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 15, 2019, 10:31:49 PM
rip videojamesdunkey
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on October 15, 2019, 10:47:37 PM
aw yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4

spoiler (click to show/hide)
when he takes the cell phone from the guy he's talking to YouTube
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bluemax on October 16, 2019, 12:18:58 AM
I think westerners would be more open to grinding if it was done like in wow or diablo, realtime. Also the DQ fights are super easy so there is little challenge to the grinding (at least from the few hours i played).  So it really breaks the flow even if you put tje combat on superhyperspeed (the fact there is super speed shows how silly combat is)

I finished DQXI and got to level 99 without doing traditional grinding. For the final levels there's an easy to do setup using Pep Powers to get easy as fuck XP. But if you don't bother to learn the game's mechanics then sure, grind like its 1989.

Good RPG developers figured out how to do encounter balance a long time ago, but people in the west didn't play that many JRPGs so they think everything is balanced like a bad NES game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bluemax on October 16, 2019, 12:19:33 AM
Dunkey thinks Undertale is a good JRPG, so his opinions on the genre are instantly null and void.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 17, 2019, 01:15:41 AM
I heard he's not even black.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on October 20, 2019, 04:15:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHW_5f_l2-s
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: headwalk on October 21, 2019, 05:57:09 AM
That speedrunners game looks like a lot of fun.

it's great if you have friends, so with such a niche appeal it was never going to have mainstream success.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 23, 2019, 03:18:33 PM
I feel like the only person that takes TEH CONSOLE WARZ seriously on this forum is lager. Andrex is bad but he's a different kind of bad; all he cares about is being a fan of certain things, and allows that to color his entire existence. Lager actually gets off on dumb console war bullshit.

Everyone else is just noticing that 1) the Xbone had a really shitty start to this gen, making quite possibly the worst initial impression ever, and that takes time to erase; 2) the system really has fuck all for good exclusive games, which would have gone a long way toward repairing the damage from 1). But if you can't even be arsed to make or money hat good exclusives...

:yeshrug

I dont even own a playstation

Maybe get some new material
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 23, 2019, 03:31:18 PM
Sorry i forgot u live for tedious low effort stuff like D3
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 29, 2019, 09:00:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPu7aLcZVTY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on October 29, 2019, 09:31:31 PM
her hand is so far away
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 31, 2019, 04:25:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxIvg0y6vCY

https://shop.kanyewest.com/

 :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 31, 2019, 05:03:45 PM
:dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on October 31, 2019, 05:17:08 PM
Those are real shirts??  :lol :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Akala on October 31, 2019, 05:50:43 PM
 :rofl

kanye pls
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on October 31, 2019, 05:54:41 PM
 :yeshrug
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 31, 2019, 06:23:16 PM
I don't think I've seen a website like that since the early 00s.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on October 31, 2019, 07:03:14 PM
That's a design trend called brutalism.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on November 01, 2019, 10:53:38 AM
It's called made by a grade schooler. :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TEEEPO on November 01, 2019, 03:18:21 PM
cactus plant flea market designed the merch and their shit always look way better when printed
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 01, 2019, 03:30:53 PM
cactus plant flea market designed the merch and their shit always look way better when printed

 :lol

yes looks amazing

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2454/6883/products/CP01-CS-001_FARMERS_MARKET_HOODED_SWEATSHIRT_BR.png?v=1556226466)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 04, 2019, 04:27:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqfhefjQ5w
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 04, 2019, 10:11:40 PM
Those knife throws were god-like.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 04, 2019, 11:23:11 PM
these shotguns, can I unlock incendiary rounds for them :thinking
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 04, 2019, 11:26:27 PM
what dis goat of duty omg

(https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/555000/ss_0bdc8339cd751e471e96e0f5cbce57edd989925b.1920x1080.jpg?t=1572452587)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 04, 2019, 11:31:58 PM
Those knife throws were goose-like.
fixed
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 10, 2019, 01:35:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaLiLRVeaZA

 :brain
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 10, 2019, 03:20:55 PM
"The true purpose of the simulation was to serve as a microcosm of society entering into the digital age.  The Patriots were concerned that with the arrival of the Internet, humanity would become too fixated on trivial information like overly-complicated video game storylines."

 :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 10, 2019, 03:22:44 PM
"Then, in Metal Gear Solid V, you play as Venom Snake." 

(That's all he says)

:rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on November 10, 2019, 04:59:19 PM
That is a surprisingly accurate summary of the storyline  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on November 20, 2019, 03:38:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqZ5VOoK5s
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 20, 2019, 04:21:20 PM
Princess Beach :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on November 20, 2019, 04:30:12 PM
Princess Beach :doge
You're too American to appreciate this genius reference.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 20, 2019, 04:44:39 PM
Wow, he really shit all over it.
 :whoo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on November 20, 2019, 05:03:56 PM
Princess Beach :doge
You're too American to appreciate this genius reference.
Translator's note:
Beach means Strand in German.  :ohhh :neo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on November 20, 2019, 06:00:03 PM
Somewhere out there a Konami executive walks into the office with a smug face every day saying: "See, I told you so"  :smug

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on November 20, 2019, 06:04:45 PM
Angry Joe had his review recently too.  Gave it a 7/10.  :yeshrug
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on November 20, 2019, 06:33:11 PM
Angry Joe had his review recently too.  Gave it a 7/10.  :yeshrug
Angry Joe has really conformed to the: "There's something for everyone" review scores these days.  ::)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on November 20, 2019, 07:11:09 PM
Honestly, I thought he dropped out of making reviews... can't say when the last time I watched one.   :-[  (Saw his score on REEEEEE)
As much as I want to see Dunkey's, I can't watch any reviews of DS.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2019, 10:53:15 AM
I'm actually terrified to go into the Death Stranding thread because I know there will be idiots in there enjoying it and I will go into a white hot blind rage and probably murder someone
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 21, 2019, 01:10:34 PM
now's where the game gets fun
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on November 21, 2019, 02:35:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqZ5VOoK5s

i'm fucking dying at this
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on November 21, 2019, 03:12:30 PM
Princess Beach :doge
You're too American to appreciate this genius reference.
Translator's note:
Beach means Strand in German.  :ohhh :neo

You realize that "beach" is a relatively recent term of fuzzy origins, "strand" was the commonly used term in english before that, yeah?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on November 22, 2019, 04:17:35 AM
Princess...Beach

Princess BEACH

...
......
........
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 22, 2019, 12:01:23 PM
Princess...Beach

Princess BEACH

...
......
........

"Princess Bitch" was already taken!

 :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://img.amiami.com/images/product/review/111/FIG-MOE-2534_01.jpg
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: kingv on November 22, 2019, 01:25:54 PM
No Bowsette version?!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 23, 2019, 11:00:52 AM
Classic dunk vid:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i1qnIBLNOG0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 27, 2019, 12:34:46 AM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1199555567649460224
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 27, 2019, 01:37:49 AM
UPDATE

https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1199561547657420800
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 27, 2019, 10:52:02 AM
https://twitter.com/vgLeahbee/status/1199558285613031424
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 28, 2019, 06:20:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78vQacqkCbE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on November 28, 2019, 06:38:31 PM
I did not get nearly as many glitches even though he's trying to break the game I wonder which version he's playing  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on November 28, 2019, 07:00:52 PM
Hahaha, that boss toss.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on November 30, 2019, 03:01:33 PM
https://twitter.com/E_SILLAY/status/1200473599091642371
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 30, 2019, 07:43:10 PM
https://youtu.be/uTe9zlzjIcQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Occam on December 03, 2019, 12:05:09 PM
Here's a funny video. Now buy some shit.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 09, 2019, 04:05:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqXF1urD_Gc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on December 09, 2019, 10:41:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0IjAdPX.png)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 16, 2019, 05:02:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stnVEc8R3IY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 16, 2019, 07:14:05 PM
Come on, Master Chief. Let’s get the FUCK outta here.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 17, 2019, 04:12:40 PM
I really liked the part where Master Chief goes to the ocean
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on December 27, 2019, 04:20:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzfmtGESBxw

Love the Policenauts music at the end.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2019, 05:17:24 PM
SUPA MAHRIO BROTHAS MAKA 2, GOTY, 47 YEARS IN A ROW BAYBEE!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on December 27, 2019, 06:47:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Ku7dbLt.png)

"I played a lot of RPGs this year"

(https://i.imgur.com/UywNxId.png)

"And surprisingly enjoyed most of them."
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2019, 07:10:35 PM
God bless Dunkey forever for shitting on Death Stranding
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on January 03, 2020, 06:04:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0qIgPIDy00
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on January 03, 2020, 06:08:31 PM
Boobies! :heart
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on January 03, 2020, 06:40:22 PM
He had to have storyboarded this out. How can one man have all this editing power?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on January 03, 2020, 06:44:10 PM
Quote
rock and roll rock and roll rock and roll
29 minutes ago
Got to respect a guy who doesn’t forget where he came from.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: shosta on January 03, 2020, 07:05:46 PM
Art
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 03, 2020, 08:09:04 PM
CONTENT
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on January 03, 2020, 08:51:24 PM
Just what you'd expect from the master, dunkey.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 04, 2020, 12:26:56 AM
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/fDzM81OYrNjJC/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611a56211b52767a223b9725e40c49eff2a19ffe7ec&rid=giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 04, 2020, 12:27:51 AM
(also still a better game than Death Stranding)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on January 17, 2020, 05:54:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGLMi9kXTRI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on January 17, 2020, 06:25:00 PM
All these same looking, cookie cutter, anime fart emblem characters, and they STILL don't have a BOTW Zelda character.  Haha, Nintendo. You guys are great. This is INDEED the ULTIMATE SSB.  Now go fuck yourselves.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 18, 2020, 01:21:09 AM
It's the game that people that enjoy Smash deserve

 :jawalrus
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on January 18, 2020, 09:30:17 AM
All these same looking, cookie cutter, anime fart emblem characters, and they STILL don't have a BOTW Zelda character.  Haha, Nintendo. You guys are great. This is INDEED the ULTIMATE SSB.  Now go fuck yourselves.

I bet they do this if there's a second season pass and to go along with BOTW2.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 18, 2020, 11:07:18 AM
Boobies! :heart

Those are albatrosses. Not blue footed boobies.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on January 18, 2020, 12:46:45 PM
Boobies! :heart

Those are albatrosses. Not blue footed boobies.
You didn't watch the entire video. :goty2
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 18, 2020, 01:38:51 PM
The ones swordfighting are albatrosses. I watched it another time and I can't find the boobies.

https://youtu.be/SFwgCh1hh4U


(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Booby.jpg)

This is a booby.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on January 18, 2020, 02:00:44 PM
Wow. Dig a stupid joke hole, only to fall in yourself. FML. :stahp
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: headwalk on January 18, 2020, 02:07:13 PM
if it wasn't his treasured bing bong wahoo you know he'd have made a video tearing into ninthings losing their minds over a single DLC character in a game that already has about 1000 characters in it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on January 18, 2020, 02:34:16 PM
I'm not even a big Nintendo fan or own a Slitch yet, but still highly annoyed they don't have certain characters.  :heh :trumps
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: EightBitNate on January 18, 2020, 08:55:09 PM
All these same looking, cookie cutter, anime fart emblem characters, and they STILL don't have a BOTW Zelda character.  Haha, Nintendo. You guys are great. This is INDEED the ULTIMATE SSB.  Now go fuck yourselves.

I blame Japan.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on January 21, 2020, 01:13:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyTGoyiSds

that's not a pigeon :maf
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on January 29, 2020, 04:01:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC3PkiFk0sg

great time to advertise the game in the midst of it being terrorized by the most broken character the series has seen  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 09, 2020, 06:02:34 PM
https://youtu.be/Qn1TReY-Am4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 09, 2020, 10:21:13 PM
Leah is Princess Beach in Hideo Kojima's Norman Reedus's Drunken Wrestling 2.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 10, 2020, 01:31:04 AM
the moral of the story is...

UNLOCKED NEW MINI GAME
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 18, 2020, 03:56:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68tCnWFxMTM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TVC15 on February 18, 2020, 06:44:25 PM
Mom Hid My Game is awesome, and so are some of the developer’s other games. I played em on ios. They’re loaded with ads and their primitive nature has me suspecting they’re vehicles for spyware and shit, but we all have like 500 more pressing things to worry about.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 19, 2020, 01:06:18 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/lG2Hnk4.png)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on February 19, 2020, 08:28:46 AM
That made me want to play Uncharted 4 again.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on February 23, 2020, 03:42:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rezzjJ4NtK0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2020, 07:22:09 PM
Cool, Sony created Itch.io!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: eleuin on February 23, 2020, 07:28:30 PM
The fucking Halo theme  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 23, 2020, 09:44:56 PM
I didn't know PS5 was already out.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on February 23, 2020, 10:02:40 PM
That bread game was so good :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 24, 2020, 02:30:04 AM
I want to make a Salad Fingers game in Dreams
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 29, 2020, 01:08:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ysxb_nL7w
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on February 29, 2020, 01:15:44 PM
Slow day at the Dunkey headquarters I suppose.  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 29, 2020, 03:52:10 PM
Slow day at the Dunkey headquarters I suppose.  :doge

It's okay to be white. If that angers you, you are the problem.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 07, 2020, 04:14:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPCN34nwv3U
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on March 07, 2020, 06:07:42 PM
RIP Wario :tocry
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 12, 2020, 03:35:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqXRLwKJz7s
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 12, 2020, 03:35:42 PM
Beaten by bork :*(
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 12, 2020, 03:38:49 PM
Beaten by bork :*(

VICTORY IS MINE
:heyman
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 12, 2020, 03:40:27 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/2724815360/h45521EA2/i-will-have-my-revenge)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 12, 2020, 03:40:52 PM
FUCK YOU REGGIE!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 12, 2020, 03:41:09 PM
E3 IS CANCELED
NIOH 2 IS CANCELED
DOOM ETERNAL IS CANCELED
ANIMAL CROSSING IS CANCELED
HALF-LIFE ALYX IS CANCELED
FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE IS CANCELED

LAST OF US II IS NOW REAL-LIFE.  BUT THE GAME IS CANCELED

MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIMULATOR IS NOT CANCELED.  DON'T WORRY

:nintendo

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on March 13, 2020, 12:55:22 AM
Thank you, Green Day.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 14, 2020, 03:38:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7SVY9CyBBc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on March 14, 2020, 06:02:24 PM
Shenmue III is awful.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on March 14, 2020, 06:16:42 PM
But catching chickens!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 26, 2020, 04:01:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfFAgD7uIvk

not working?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 26, 2020, 04:50:39 PM
Huh, it works just fine on Youtube's website.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on March 26, 2020, 05:00:43 PM
That Lan Di blocking animation. I see Yu got Daisuke Iswatawi on the line to ape Slayer's block.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on March 26, 2020, 05:10:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfcigarilloD7uIvk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfcigarilloD7uIvk)

not working?

"KfFAgD7uIvk" is the URL, so the word filter breaks it. :lol

Surprising that it hasn't happened before.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on March 26, 2020, 05:20:49 PM
Glad to see Game freak and The Bore are on the same level when it comes to word filters.

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Cofagrigus_(Pok%C3%A9mon)#Trivia
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on March 26, 2020, 05:21:31 PM
LMAO
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on March 26, 2020, 05:31:44 PM
Guess I can't post my "Alpha destroys cigarillo" porn in the NSFW thread now. :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 26, 2020, 06:25:19 PM
Lmao :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 26, 2020, 06:55:51 PM
censorship wins again

 :nintendo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 30, 2020, 06:28:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d97XsNAvKAo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on March 30, 2020, 06:43:38 PM
that advertisement  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on March 31, 2020, 10:40:33 AM
:dead

it's on the way as my quarantine game, I'll become the joker.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 01, 2020, 12:33:29 AM
Off topic, but are those ear buds actually any good? I’ve seen several tubers hocking them later (not exactly a seal of quality) but I’d been thinking about getting some ear buds lately.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on April 06, 2020, 12:58:13 AM
https://youtu.be/bMDeKarwTv8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on April 06, 2020, 01:15:11 AM
Yoshi r1212
1 hour ago
DUNKEY DID NOT MAKE THIS VIDEO.  Everyone knows that only dunkey has the password to the "More dunkey" screen at the end of the video.  The absence of said screen shows that some has hacked into Dunkey s computer and is uploading a videos.  Now I know what your're thinking.  "Who?  I say, Who?  Who would do this to my precious Video Game Dunkey?"  Well my friend, I think I have the answer.  Look back at this video.  Who is it about Gaming Tim.  Now hold in because it gets weirder.  I don't think Gaming Tim is real.  He has been created to put the blame on.  The real culprit of the Dunkey Hack Scandal of 2020 is also the one who stole Cooking Mama, the new one.  The only one with that power is the CEO of Nintendo himself.  Reggie fills a me.  He fabricated a scapegoat named "Gamer Tim" and hacked my good friend Video Game Dunkey so that we would never know that he took down Cooking Mama the New One.   It why?  Why would my man Reggie do this?  Well, we all know that Reggie is a very competitive gamer.  He love high scores.  He is taking this time to hack the game and get the highest score.  If he ever decides to realise it again everyone will see "Reggie from Nintendo us the number one cooking Mama 2020 player".  We will know never to challenge reggie again or he will hack our computers and remove our games and port them to the Wii u and play station vita.

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Joe Bob
2 hours ago
Gaming tim is actually short for timothy brentwood. HIs influence extends even here it seems
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 11, 2020, 03:31:43 PM
https://youtu.be/dGGegRjExsk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 11, 2020, 11:22:49 PM
Tortimer is the best villager.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 21, 2020, 03:31:07 PM
https://youtu.be/7QWUnsxwAYs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on April 22, 2020, 02:43:44 AM
wtf no dynasty mode? why is dunkey the only one who mentions this?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on April 22, 2020, 10:49:17 AM
wtf no dynasty mode? why is dunkey the only one who mentions this?

No Ask Madden either.  Hard pass from me.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on April 22, 2020, 11:34:45 AM
i guess doom really isnt eternal
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on April 22, 2020, 11:46:17 AM
i guess doom really isnt eternal

:rimshot :rimshot :rimshot :rimshot
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 22, 2020, 05:38:53 PM
Is it me or is Dunkey phoning it in lately?

Not much Dunkeyness going on in his latest video.  :yeshrug
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 28, 2020, 03:33:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qlf3b9wa4s
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: curly on April 28, 2020, 03:46:27 PM
Stupid dunkey be more funny
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 28, 2020, 03:47:43 PM
He's probably right tho too bad he didnt give it the 3/5 it probably deserves

still gonna play it tho
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 28, 2020, 04:04:19 PM
A square game being uber-uguu and cheesily serious is not a surprise anymore in this day and age.  I know this wasn't going to be dunkey's kind of game as he doesn't really like jrpg's anyway.  Don't agree with him as it's been my favorite game of the year so far, but Iain't gonna yum someone's yuck.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2020, 04:04:53 PM
That got me fairly hyped to play the original on Switch. :ohhh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 28, 2020, 04:13:53 PM
Well he liked Persona 5 so he knows whats good

I think he also liked DQXI

he liked these

(https://i.imgur.com/PVIrlR1.png)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 04:22:10 PM
I love the game. He's also not wrong. Stopped when he started talking spoilers though.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 28, 2020, 05:03:20 PM
Now this is a Dunkey video  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 28, 2020, 06:56:42 PM
A rare instance where I don't agree with Dunkey at all.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on April 28, 2020, 07:08:45 PM
I love the game. He's also not wrong. Stopped when he started talking spoilers though.
It's not even all of disc 1 of a game from 3-4 gens ago, there's not a whole lot of anything to be spoiled about. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 07:16:29 PM
I love the game. He's also not wrong. Stopped when he started talking spoilers though.
It's not even all of disc 1 of a game from 3-4 gens ago, there's not a whole lot of anything to be spoiled about. :yeshrug

The ending is different and he outright spoils it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 07:27:04 PM
I will say that I disagree with a lot. For example, besides the train graveyard I find the dungeons pretty fun and had no issue with the robot arms. However there are story moments that ruin the tension or feel superfluous. The biggest example being the plate drop. It lacks the urgency of the original. But the train graveyard and the plate drop are still the only negatives of the game (so far) in terms of pacing. Everything else, imo, is tight af. And I loved getting more of jessie, whom I love. Wedge and Biggs too. So agree to disagree. Mmrasu and the like still shitting on it without having even played it and only posting opinions that agree with them is still wack though. Then again he still likes RLM and the attitude is precisely why I no longer click this forums star trek thread.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: curly on April 28, 2020, 07:58:01 PM
Hating on Jessie the goddess :ufup
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 28, 2020, 08:20:38 PM
Hating on Jessie the goddess :ufup

Being married to Leah and complaining that Jessie is annoying.  :mike
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on April 28, 2020, 08:35:22 PM
:dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 28, 2020, 09:34:37 PM
breeeeeeh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on April 28, 2020, 10:46:35 PM
He straight up hates anime and the majority of JRPG games, FF7R is pretty much a love letter to an era that doesn't exist anymore and to fans of that era.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on April 29, 2020, 08:01:30 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/f7Oh5YF.jpg)

:delicious
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 29, 2020, 09:32:15 AM
Hating on Jessie the goddess :ufup

Being married to Leah and complaining that Jessie is annoying.  :mike

Ouch

But really, Leah seems fun.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2020, 09:37:54 AM
Does he go into the DOGSHIT AWFUL combat system that people have collectively decided is fine because they're a bunch of tasteless weebs or nah?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: nachobro on April 29, 2020, 09:39:21 AM
nah mostly just about the story and anime-ness of the game
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 29, 2020, 10:40:40 AM
Does he go into the DOGSHIT AWFUL combat system that people have collectively decided is fine because they're a bunch of tasteless weebs or nah?

This is so wrong  :maf
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2020, 10:50:57 AM
:umad
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 29, 2020, 02:32:22 PM
You sound mad actually.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2020, 02:58:01 PM
Does he go into the DOGSHIT AWFUL combat system that people have collectively decided is fine because they're a bunch of tasteless weebs or nah?

No, he correctly identifies the combat as being very good.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 29, 2020, 05:39:21 PM
I mean as far as pulpy stories with spikey haired heroes who use to work for a group called SOLDIER go I actually thought the writing and translation was about as “natural” you could get. Some meh voice acting and anime grunts aside it really didn’t sound or read like your typical anime rpg. I don’t think Square or anyone wants this to be The Last of Us or whatever. It’s a silly comic book adventure. But the interactions between Barry, Cloud, and Areith are really good and kind of funny.

I don’t get the Jessie hate. Is an overly flirty girl hitting close to home for internet nerds. But that’s the point? She’s making fun of Cloud’s bravado. And cloud has so much fake Bravado that he is the nerd that would start to think “oh this girl wants me”. Where in reality it’s maybe a maybe, but mostly for fun.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 08, 2020, 03:44:04 PM
https://youtu.be/CV4he9sDXL8

Don't watch this if you don't want to get spoiled guys, I already did but I really shouldn't have  :'(

I didn't think Dunkey would be this cruel

spoiler (click to show/hide)
To reveal that Patrick is really who you play as in Spongebob Battle for Booty Bay
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 08, 2020, 07:44:53 PM
I can't believe Neil Duckman would pull something like this.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 08, 2020, 07:50:28 PM
That video was shit.

Dunkey is cancelled.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2020, 08:14:37 PM
Does he go into the DOGSHIT AWFUL combat system that people have collectively decided is fine because they're a bunch of tasteless weebs or nah?

Steven Contra and I both agree that FFVIIR has the best jrpg combat system since Valkyrie Profile 2. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on May 09, 2020, 03:48:47 PM
Well, if both Steven Contra and Cindi Metal Slug say it, it must be true.

That video was shit.

Dunkey is cancelled.

More like Junkey.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Beezy on May 09, 2020, 04:15:35 PM
Does he go into the DOGSHIT AWFUL combat system that people have collectively decided is fine because they're a bunch of tasteless weebs or nah?

Steven Contra and I both agree that FFVIIR has the best jrpg combat system since Valkyrie Profile 2. :yeshrug
Never played this. Why isn't it available anywhere digitally?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on May 13, 2020, 05:56:02 PM
https://youtu.be/XdSReowWF9k
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Ghoul on May 13, 2020, 06:06:26 PM
Valorant is crazy fun. Enjoyed watching this
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on May 13, 2020, 06:30:29 PM
Huh, Valorant looks a lot closer to that old Shadowrun FPS than it does Overwatch, even though all the press I've seen have been comparing it to Overwatch
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on May 13, 2020, 06:33:09 PM
Huh, Valorant looks a lot closer to that old Shadowrun FPS than it does Overwatch, even though all the press I've seen have been comparing it to Overwatch

Yes, in the sense that the shadowrun fps was kinda trying to be new CS or CS for console and Valorant is almost explicitly CS 1.5/1.6 but tacticals are abilities and ults.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on May 13, 2020, 06:59:47 PM
It looks like Overwatch and Counter Strike made a baby and they were caught in the act by Sea of Thieves who decided to join in.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TEEEPO on May 13, 2020, 07:00:56 PM
looks more like dirty bomb if anything

which was an INCREDIBLE game
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on May 13, 2020, 07:31:52 PM
looks more like dirty bomb if anything

which was an INCREDIBLE game
F  :'(
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: toku on May 13, 2020, 08:26:15 PM
It's not terrible. It hits everything I think Riot set out to do. Which is make a game that was both new and familiar, recognizable, while also being able to run on a 15 year old pc. Ppl often complain about games being built by committee/board but Valorant is a great example of that imo. It's super clean and efficient with a lot of money behind it. Like no way it can fail/not be big.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
imagine if dirty bomb had a budget  :lol
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on May 13, 2020, 10:52:35 PM
dat 360 noscope

dat shotgunplay

spoiler (click to show/hide)
okay you want to be muted too?
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 14, 2020, 06:09:58 AM
Oh my god stop shitting on Shadowrun that game was fucking genius, while Valorant is nothing more than a CS GO ripoff.

Really dancing on Shadowruns grave here
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 14, 2020, 06:24:47 AM
Shadowrun was glorious af  :aah

Valorant looks allright, and I did get a beta key but im probably not gonna use it.
Ive been getting into CSGO lately and im really liking it. It's a lot like 1.6 except you cant spray whenever you want :<
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on May 14, 2020, 08:18:15 AM
Who is shitting on Shadowrun for classifying a shooter that has a rootkit for anti-cheat?

Stop spergin' out, MMaRsu.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 14, 2020, 09:08:56 AM
The gunplay of Valorant feels very counter strike, you will feel right at home if you enjoy the shooting in that, and will already be ready to fuck people up. I don't enjoy the abilities though, would greatly prefer the game without those. Only a few of them feel overpowered though, and they are constantly nerfing them already.

Also the maps are pretty fucking boring. Which should be no surprise considering how long it takes to make a good map in something like cs, takes fucking years of changes for them to be properly good. So the idea of trying to make a map with fucking 3 bombsites on, when they havent even proven they can nail 2 yet, is a bit stupid.

Visual style is very overwatch/freemium, which I hate. On the positive side though, it does elimate some of the problems of csgo. Like with smokes, there is always an understanding of if you can see the opponent or if he can see you. None of this particle shit like in cs, where it constantly seems to give an unfair advantage to one part. But again, the downside is they are ugly as fuck and cartoonish. So yeah, I would say it's a lot closer to csgo than any other game, and that's a good thing I think. Easily the best team based competitive shooter out there.

Riot is also a shit company though, so fuck them. Somehow way worse than Valve. Very happy to see that Valorant is pushing Valve to reguarly update their fucking cash cow of a game though. Hopefully we get 128 tick servers on match making soon.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 14, 2020, 10:18:07 AM
Just don't take Shadowrun's name in vain and compare it with this CSGO clone which Shadowrun was clearly not

In fact it was one of the best FPS on 360, sadly it died too soon cause noone played it.

Still that CTF mode tho  :aah
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2020, 10:35:40 AM
Does he go into the DOGSHIT AWFUL combat system that people have collectively decided is fine because they're a bunch of tasteless weebs or nah?

Steven Contra and I both agree that FFVIIR has the best jrpg combat system since Valkyrie Profile 2. :yeshrug
Never played this. Why isn't it available anywhere digitally?

VP2 is one of the best kept secrets of ps2 jrpgs. VP2 never got its due: it has been overshadowed by Tri-Ace's more popular series, Star Ocean, as well as its prequel Valkyrie Profile 1 which has been released for multiple systems. It's in precarious position: it's well liked only by people that love it. VP1 fans don't like it as much because it doesn't have as good storytelling and VP was already a niche franchise to begin with. So it's in limbo. It's basically a game where if you love you love it, but no one else cares. Therefore it's not really popular enough or anyone cares enough to have it re-released and when people mention best ps2 rpgs it's forgotten. Except by those in on the know. Even VP2's spiritual successor, Resonance of Fate, overshadowed it and has had a whole ass re-release for this generation.

FWIW, given your love for Grandia and its systems I know you'd enjoy VP2.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Beezy on May 14, 2020, 12:43:02 PM
Yeah, I've never had or played any of the VP games but I'd like to. I'm all for great rpg battle systems even if the story isn't good (Grandia 3 :heartbeat).

I do have Resonance of Fate for 360, but I never got around to playing past the intro.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 14, 2020, 06:21:26 PM
Real talk: VP2 is good but not even in the same league as Dragon Quarter, the actual GOAT PS2 jrpg.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on May 15, 2020, 01:00:52 AM
VP2 was good but I didn't like how einherejar just became generic faceless characters instead of having the detailed, usually extremely depressing, backstory of the original. The game's got some of the best graphics I've ever seen on the PS2 though.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on May 15, 2020, 02:05:23 AM
Real talk: VP2 is good but not even in the same league as Dragon Quarter, the actual GOAT PS2 jrpg.

We are talking about systems not the actual RPG.

VP2 has better dungeon design than BOFDQ but DQ has better all around package and conceit.

Both are great though and top tier.

Yeah, I've never had or played any of the VP games but I'd like to. I'm all for great rpg battle systems even if the story isn't good (Grandia 3 :heartbeat).

I do have Resonance of Fate for 360, but I never got around to playing past the intro.

Grandia III is a great comparison: famous for battles and little else. VP2 has very innovative dungeon design in the form of seal stones. The gameplay is fantastic but VP is best known for its story so some people disowned VP2. See Tiesto's post for what I mean.

VP2 takes the movement combat of Grandia and makes it highly environmental. You have to dodge enemy attack cones, environment hazards like poison swamps and dangerous fire. You can split your party up and pincer enemies. Boss can knock your party out of the battle entirely. For instance, in one boss battle on top of a mountain the boss can blow your party members off the mountain. This makes splitting your team up high risk with high reward. VP2 was all about the environment while mixing Strategy rpg esque gameplay with an almost Grandia like package. It was truly pushing the next step where Jrpg battles were heading: environment interaction. Something the genre has barely touched on since. Completely ahead of the curve and with a God like post-game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 15, 2020, 02:32:41 AM
Resonance of Fate is good and the 4k Port is really solid.

It's kind of a one trick poney, but when I recently replayed it I found a bit more depth then I remember.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on May 15, 2020, 02:34:00 AM
Beezy, this is a basic review but fully shows the combat for what it is.

https://youtu.be/JjdnkLYpvdw

Btw the game also has combos.

https://youtu.be/21ipdimKB0g

https://youtu.be/ghUfd034T5A

Like VIIR it's a unique blend of real time and turn based combat. Delicioso. :delicious
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on May 15, 2020, 09:09:31 AM
Cindi - have you played the VP strategy rpg for the DS, Covenant of the Plume? It's basically a super depressing, dark FFT with a not-unlike Alexander O Smith translation and the VP fight system when you get into fights. Enemies are very cautious though so you need to play a bit aggro. There are also 3 paths to take through the game, depending on how many of your party members you sacrifice (sacrificing a character will get you their skill and some strength, your first time through the game it's almost necessary to sacrifice a character).
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on May 15, 2020, 12:50:43 PM
I haven't. I've always wanted to play it though.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 23, 2020, 03:33:06 PM
https://youtu.be/o2cX719XCgE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on May 26, 2020, 09:04:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm3ZGC9gxxs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 03, 2020, 07:49:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSjsSHWekw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 10, 2020, 03:31:26 PM
https://youtu.be/_-rjDmpEWhQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2020, 03:37:43 PM
When's Sunshine gonna get ported to the Switch?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on June 10, 2020, 03:38:59 PM
Children today should not be exposed to the heap of trash that is Super Mario Sunshine.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on June 10, 2020, 03:43:45 PM
Since it’s brought up in the video, Mr. Bones might not be a better game than SMS, but I‘d rather play Mr. Bones.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 10, 2020, 05:05:50 PM
I loved SMS, but it took me a long time to come around on it. I hated the linearity of it initially, but came to appreciate that they were attempting to marry the difficulty of the original SMB into the 3d space.

There were points in that game where you had to just lean into the game and fail 20-30 times until you got it right. There were no sidequests or other distractions to go do. You couldn't power up your character with buffs or new abilities that trivialized levels. You had this obstacle and you had to climb it. That aspect was a throwback to the 8 bit days.  They spaced those moments out enough to where it didn't feel like a grind.

By the end, I was so in tune with the mechanics of that game that I blew through those last levels. Which was so satisfying because they didn't artificially pump you up to feel powerful, it was the skills you had acquired during the previous 30+ hours of gameplay that made you that way.

 

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on June 10, 2020, 05:49:45 PM
The secret levels were great, but there is just so much bullshit in this game that has nothing to do with mastering the mechanics IMO.

The watermelon festival, the rollercoaster stuff and the lilypad level were just frustrating and borderline broken and that’s just off the top of my head.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 10, 2020, 07:10:05 PM
I liked the core gameplay, but there was too much bullshit that wasn't fun. I'd give it another shot though if they released it on the Switch (hopefully with some QoL enhancements).
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on June 10, 2020, 08:06:42 PM
Super Mario Sunshine was a fun and unique game but some parts were horribly broken.
I always felt it was Nintendo's answer to Sonic Adventure and Rare's platformers and by the time it shipped in 2002 that ship had sailed and everyone had moved on from that type of game.

Plus, something tells me Nintendo's decision to downclock the GPU of the GameCube from 200mhz to 162mhz in 2001 caused some issues with the 1st gen games that were not discussed at the time.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 11, 2020, 06:57:28 AM
The FLUDD death scene was the most embarrassing thing Nintendo has ever done except for Wii Music.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2020, 11:17:55 AM
I don't think I ever played Sunshine. Like I have memories of playing it at a friend's house but they're extremely tenuous memories lol. 

Switch port with the BS missions smoothed out would be tight. Dunkey's video also reminded me how fucking well that game holds up visually, holy shit. :o
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 11, 2020, 11:54:17 AM
I don't think I ever played Sunshine. Like I have memories of playing it at a friend's house but they're extremely tenuous memories lol. 

Switch port with the BS missions smoothed out would be tight. Dunkey's video also reminded me how fucking well that game holds up visually, holy shit. :o

Thats dolphin footage at 2560x1440 at least
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 11, 2020, 12:08:25 PM
Sunshine rules, dunkey is right.

It has a little something for everyone.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2020, 12:49:58 PM
I don't think I ever played Sunshine. Like I have memories of playing it at a friend's house but they're extremely tenuous memories lol. 

Switch port with the BS missions smoothed out would be tight. Dunkey's video also reminded me how fucking well that game holds up visually, holy shit. :o

Thats dolphin footage at 2560x1440 at least

More the art style, lighting, animation fluidity and water. I knew it was up-resed.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on June 11, 2020, 01:36:58 PM
Just wait until you play it at 480i / 25fps blurro-vision  :rejoice

or 50hz on a PAL machine  :whew
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bluemax on June 12, 2020, 12:16:06 AM
I played a lot of Sunshine, but also I never owned an N64 so I hadn't played that much Mario 64 because N64 emulators still sucked around that time.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 12, 2020, 12:47:05 AM
Sunshine needed a couple more months of polish. The most frustrating parts were controls and the bugs, which likely could have been fixed if they had a little more time. It’s my least favorite mainline Mario game but I’d buy a Switch port of it if they attempted to fix some of the issues. My view on the game has softened because a lot of the concepts they had in mind were fully realized with Odyssey.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on June 12, 2020, 01:00:30 AM
I don't think I ever played Sunshine. Like I have memories of playing it at a friend's house but they're extremely tenuous memories lol. 

Switch port with the BS missions smoothed out would be tight. Dunkey's video also reminded me how fucking well that game holds up visually, holy shit. :o

Thats dolphin footage at 2560x1440 at least

More the art style, lighting, animation fluidity and water. I knew it was up-resed.
gamecube hardware  :whew  :bow :bow :bow artX :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: shosta on June 12, 2020, 02:45:24 AM
The secret levels were great, but there is just so much bullshit in this game that has nothing to do with mastering the mechanics IMO.

The watermelon festival, the rollercoaster stuff and the lilypad level were just frustrating and borderline broken and that’s just off the top of my head.
this is valid and I think it's a lot easier to forgive the game if you're ten and you've got like infinite free time to sink into it... This was the second game I got for GameCube after Wind Waker and it's still etched into my memory as one of my fondest childhood experiences
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on June 12, 2020, 09:46:23 AM
Who doesn’t love chasing Shadow Mario Bowser Jr, around 20 times and doing the exact same thing over and over again? :rage

Yeah what shosta said is right, I have fond memories of crappy games like WWF Raw for the SNES  :lol
But I was 19 when Sunshine came out. :existential
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 12, 2020, 11:42:49 AM
Galaxy 1 and 2 are so much better than sunshine trash
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on June 12, 2020, 04:58:29 PM
This is now the Super Mario Sunshine thread of all thing Super Mario Sunshine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRLzXKOiFBc

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/b4881bd9e0fd268e0215d66a0e248e28/tumblr_obax83UPXI1r46u25o1_400.gifv) (https://46.media.tumblr.com/2a627b05940292430af8a02e06d1037f/tumblr_ohtp1f0L3f1rrftcdo1_500.gif)  (https://66.media.tumblr.com/49532b46baf85fb8b71455ea836f7792/tumblr_nko3uinLfR1qldi1xo1_400.gifv) (https://66.media.tumblr.com/9485e8bd1fc7c30056e1b1cfe4d64bbc/tumblr_oc8zkzMsgQ1r0fu7go1_400.gifv)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fndgnZHDS_U

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/4c1fc8efb694b3132dd8ccf924e654c3/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2020, 11:43:50 PM
SHINE GET!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on June 13, 2020, 01:29:19 PM
X-Play made fun of that back in the day and it stuck in my head and now attaining any reward in video games is translated in my mind to "____ GET!"

"You got a Star!" in Galaxy just doesn't ring the same triumphant way.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 17, 2020, 06:40:28 PM
Can we all take a moment to appreciate these two gems right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCxFP24LOU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBBqwwdpe8

Cant wait for his new conference videos tho
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on June 17, 2020, 11:00:26 PM
That PS4 Conference was Dunkey at his Prime.  By far my favorite of his shit.  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 23, 2020, 03:48:13 PM
https://youtu.be/I7OcL8j6rhk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on June 23, 2020, 04:39:04 PM
That kinda made me want to play it now.  :doge
spoiler (click to show/hide)
And Uncharted 4 again
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 23, 2020, 05:01:12 PM
it made me want to replay rogue warrior, lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 23, 2020, 05:15:16 PM
it made me want to replay rogue warrior, lol

Just watch this instead

https://youtu.be/_lIjdDZ7fPQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 23, 2020, 05:32:45 PM
top 3 quick look for sure. sensational.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 23, 2020, 09:49:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibjz0nK76g8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on June 23, 2020, 10:04:28 PM
sleepy time you fucking motherfucker
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on June 24, 2020, 08:32:41 AM
I just ordered the PS3 version pf Rogue Warrior for 10 bucks  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 24, 2020, 09:19:00 AM
I just ordered the PS3 version pf Rogue Warrior for 10 bucks  :doge

I'm not sure its worth that... its on Steam for £4 and I'm not even sure its worth that, and I could pay that with trading cards I cba to sell
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on June 24, 2020, 09:35:48 AM
I want that physical Dick
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on June 24, 2020, 09:56:17 AM
:leon
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 24, 2020, 11:29:45 AM
I really should play that trash
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on June 24, 2020, 01:42:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibjz0nK76g8

Fuck The Last Of Us II, this is GOTY 2020 now, bay-bee
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 24, 2020, 09:07:30 PM
drop dead Neil Duckman, you fucking amateur
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on June 26, 2020, 12:51:49 PM
I wasn’t aware that I ordered the French version of Rogue Warrior. I hope I can set it to English  :doge

What is „Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls. Wrap them around your fucking mouth“ in French?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on June 26, 2020, 01:39:43 PM
I wasn’t aware that I ordered the French version of Rogue Warrior. I hope I can set it to English  :doge

What is „Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls. Wrap them around your fucking mouth“ in French?

Le suck my balls
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uOuPN7LEbAc/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on June 26, 2020, 02:19:33 PM
I wanted to make the exact same post  8)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on June 26, 2020, 02:31:05 PM
I wasn’t aware that I ordered the French version of Rogue Warrior. I hope I can set it to English  :doge

What is „Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls. Wrap them around your fucking mouth“ in French?

Le suck my balls
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uOuPN7LEbAc/maxresdefault.jpg)
Royale with Balls
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on June 26, 2020, 05:35:55 PM
What is „Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls. Wrap them around your fucking mouth“ in French?

Suce mes couilles, mes grosses boules poilues. Enroule-les autour de ta putain de bouche.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 02, 2020, 04:08:29 PM
https://www.twitch.tv/dunkstream

Rayman Dunkstream with Leah
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 04, 2020, 07:27:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0ULEisotg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYmVwfBPjp8

7 hours of Dunkey  :aah
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on July 04, 2020, 07:37:57 AM
Dunkey only works in his highly edidet short videos.

I find his streams incredibly boring.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 04, 2020, 07:39:09 AM
Rayman is a pretty good game though
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 04, 2020, 12:09:29 PM
lol sitting 7 hour through a stream of someone playing Rayman.
I'd rather play a game myself  :trumps
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 04, 2020, 01:03:49 PM
Yeah dont watch all of it just the bossfights
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: VomKriege on July 05, 2020, 03:28:25 AM
What is „Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls. Wrap them around your fucking mouth“ in French?

Suce mes couilles, mes grosses boules poilues. Enroule-les autour de ta putain de bouche.

Decent translation.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 05, 2020, 05:31:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BdPQWBnuY0

To have been in the room where they came up with this  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on July 05, 2020, 11:57:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BdPQWBnuY0

To have been in the room where they came up with this  :lol

This reminds me of margarita night at Hugh Hefner's penthouse!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on July 06, 2020, 02:18:13 AM
Gex was...cool at the ti..me? :wtf
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 06, 2020, 11:01:27 PM
All the company intros  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on July 07, 2020, 08:32:35 AM
Crazy thing about Gex 3D is they re-branded the character to be more accessible in the UK and other PAL territories. He was like a suave James Bond type guy (with british va). Then the sequel confused me as they changed his voice! Gex 3D was hella sweet when you are 12 and owned a playstation, I rented and clocked the game
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on July 07, 2020, 08:54:40 AM
Man it really is the year of Gex tho. 2020, lets DO IT
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 07, 2020, 11:30:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BdPQWBnuY0

To have been in the room where they came up with this  :lol

So a bedroom of a 12 year old playing James Pond on an Amiga 500?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on July 07, 2020, 02:31:23 PM
The original Gex was one of the better 3DO games, iirc he was like that platform's "mascot".
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 07, 2020, 02:49:44 PM
The original Gex was one of the better 3DO games, iirc he was like that platform's "mascot".

Was going to say he was only Crystal Dynamics' mascot, but you're right- 3DO used him, too.

Quote
"In an effort to match the mascot fad of the 90's, The 3DO Company would turn to their first licensed developer, Crystal Dynamics. Gex, a snarky TV obsessed gecko, would become the fledgling console's mascot with his first title serving as a pack in game."

Kinda funny, since Gex would very soon after get released on the Saturn and Playstation, lol.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 07, 2020, 02:53:40 PM
Gex 3DO release: April 1995

Gex PS1 and Saturn release: December 1995

Not even a year, damn.  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 07, 2020, 05:15:22 PM
:lol Imagine if Sonic went to Super Nintendo after eight months.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 07, 2020, 06:28:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/eU178Om.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BisMarckie on July 07, 2020, 06:40:10 PM
Meanwhile Mario gets cucked by Bowser again and again :heh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 07, 2020, 11:27:12 PM
The 3DO (and Jaguar) post-Sony/Sega console launches were pretty sad.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on July 08, 2020, 01:53:05 AM
imagine crash bandi on the dreamcast after a couple months  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 08, 2020, 04:01:07 AM
Imagine Mario and Zelda on CD-i  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: team filler on July 08, 2020, 04:13:11 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 08, 2020, 07:14:36 AM
Imagine Mario and Zelda on CD-i  :lol

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/prod-media.gameinformer.com/styles/thumbnail/s3/2018/06/05/6a8f1665/ScreenShot2016-07-14-16h17m31s89.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 08, 2020, 10:14:41 AM
Imagine Mario and Zelda on CD-i  :lol

Still longer of an exclusive than Gex.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on July 08, 2020, 01:10:45 PM
Gee, it sure is BORING in here.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 08, 2020, 01:53:48 PM
Gee, it sure is BORING in here.

It's like a Cinco de Mayo at Bork's house!  :awesome
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on July 08, 2020, 02:03:34 PM
I haven't seen this many throwback pop culture references since Scott Bakulas Bicentennial party
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 08, 2020, 02:10:59 PM
This thread is like playing poker with Joe Piscopo and Jonathan Frakes
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 08, 2020, 02:16:23 PM
Gee, it sure is BORING in here.

It's like a Cinco de Mayo at Bork's house!  :awesome

This is what Tim Burton Joe Molotov thinks about when he's in the tub. :awesome
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 08, 2020, 02:29:54 PM
I haven't seen this many throwback pop culture references since Scott Bakulas Bicentennial party

It’s like playing Scrabble with Seth MacFarlane.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 15, 2020, 03:32:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMfpKQaZKhg

Another glorious day for IKON babyyyy
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 25, 2020, 03:14:04 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1277698863990820864
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 26, 2020, 03:43:41 PM
https://youtu.be/FNkntZMzE9o
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 26, 2020, 08:28:01 PM
https://youtu.be/FNkntZMzE9o

"Ubisoft -nobody fucking cares about this shit- SKIP!"

:rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 26, 2020, 08:34:56 PM
Dunkey bringing back SEGA RALLY songs at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul3CWxblzOs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 26, 2020, 08:48:56 PM
just found out this dude is a mega bigot like Red Letter Media, will have to watch more of his back content to make sure I'm safe
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 26, 2020, 11:29:38 PM
https://youtu.be/FNkntZMzE9o

"Ubisoft -nobody fucking cares about this shit- SKIP!"

:rofl

"...Nintendo lost to Ubisoft"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 26, 2020, 11:31:16 PM
I suppose some effort (Ubi) is still better than no effort (Nintendo.)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Don Rumata on July 27, 2020, 12:05:04 AM
TBH anything but a couple of indie showcases were very poor this year.
The PS5 one was ok i guess, but didn't exactly fire me up to spend 500€ on the thing.
This pseudo E3 sucked balls.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BIONIC on July 27, 2020, 02:01:28 AM
TBH anything but a couple of indie showcases were very poor this year.
The PS5 one was ok i guess, but didn't exactly fire me up to spend 500€ on the thing.
This pseudo E3 sucked balls.

Wow, this bigot isn’t excited about the diverse suicidal furry high school game written by a literal pedophile.

 :banplz
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on July 27, 2020, 07:14:35 AM
as a proud LGBTP+ ally, I cant wait
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 27, 2020, 07:50:03 AM
TBH anything but a couple of indie showcases were very poor this year.
The PS5 one was ok i guess, but didn't exactly fire me up to spend 500€ on the thing.
This pseudo E3 sucked balls.
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 27, 2020, 08:43:17 AM
This is the dumbest next gen launch ever, the killer app of this year was always going to be a game that was announced like 8 years ago lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 27, 2020, 11:47:00 AM
TBH anything but a couple of indie showcases were very poor this year.
The PS5 one was ok i guess, but didn't exactly fire me up to spend 500€ on the thing.
This pseudo E3 sucked balls.
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 :maduro
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 28, 2020, 12:23:41 PM
This is the dumbest next gen launch ever, the killer app of this year was always going to be a game that was announced like 8 years ago lol

Is there a reason why Microsoft and Sony can’t wait one more year and get something interesting ready to go? This next generation is so awful that you can just buy the same big games on existing platforms. At least in the past you had those killer apps but now they hardly even bother with those. Maybe I’m getting too old but none of these new systems have anything compelling.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on July 28, 2020, 12:28:07 PM
Why would you buy a console when you can simply build a PC and play them there? :kermit
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 28, 2020, 12:40:29 PM
This is the dumbest next gen launch ever, the killer app of this year was always going to be a game that was announced like 8 years ago lol

Is there a reason why Microsoft and Sony can’t wait one more year and get something interesting ready to go? This next generation is so awful that you can just buy the same big games on existing platforms. At least in the past you had those killer apps but now they hardly even bother with those. Maybe I’m getting too old but none of these new systems have anything compelling.

Yeah it seems really stupid to me to launch this year as well. Oh well. MS would benefit so much from a year delay.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 28, 2020, 12:57:55 PM
-Economy in the tank
-People are short on income
-High unemployment
-Pandemic is messing up supply chains

NEW $600 GAME BOXES EVERYONE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on July 28, 2020, 01:00:40 PM
what next gen games only are gonna be ready at launch anyway :girlaff
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 28, 2020, 01:21:52 PM
what next gen games only are gonna be ready at launch anyway :girlaff

Knack III Da Future
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on July 28, 2020, 01:32:54 PM
This is the dumbest next gen launch ever, the killer app of this year was always going to be a game that was announced like 8 years ago lol

Is there a reason why Microsoft and Sony can’t wait one more year and get something interesting ready to go? This next generation is so awful that you can just buy the same big games on existing platforms. At least in the past you had those killer apps but now they hardly even bother with those. Maybe I’m getting too old but none of these new systems have anything compelling.

I imagine it has to do with bidding for time and manpower to manufacture all the consoles in factories, along with making deals with chip/parts manufacturers and both corporations negotiating with all parties involved with retail space and warehouse shit.

Their financial lords probably crunched numbers and the cost of delaying a console launch is worse than trickling consoles out thru this holiday.

It is the absolute worst time to launch, and Nintendo is gonna benefit from having cheaper consoles and a library that sells consistently well at $60 for years.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 28, 2020, 01:43:17 PM
But the Switch is still priced like a ps4  ???

I mean a ps4 is probably cheaper
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on July 28, 2020, 01:57:08 PM
But the Switch is still priced like a ps4  ???

I mean a ps4 is probably cheaper

Switch lite is $200 new.

The demand for Switch has only grown, it's still hard to buy one that isn't marked up from a private seller, reputable retailers have them in stock for a minute or two before a batch sells out. The Switch has had about 57 million consoles shipped in its first three years. Taking into account it's library and lower cost than a PS5 or XsX, any PS4/Xbone owner will be allured by the lower cost of a Switch.

PS4 would have a last big push with one last model and a price cut, but that isn't going to happen.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 28, 2020, 02:06:55 PM
Well I dont want a switch lite I wanna play on the tv too :p

Maybe Sony will do a PS4 Pro Slim, or at least I would like that
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 28, 2020, 03:43:55 PM
-Economy in the tank
-People are short on income
-High unemployment
-Pandemic is messing up supply chains

NEW $600 GAME BOXES EVERYONE

Meanwhile Nintendo is asset flipping Mario Kart: Tour into Mario Kart 9 and sitting on a finished build of Breath of the Wild 2 for 2 months  :success
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 28, 2020, 04:31:21 PM
-Economy in the tank
-People are short on income
-High unemployment
-Pandemic is messing up supply chains

NEW $600 GAME BOXES EVERYONE

Meanwhile Nintendo is asset flipping Mario Kart: Tour into Mario Kart 9 and sitting on a finished build of Breath of the Wild 2 for 2 months  :success

Also, they never restarted Metroid Prime 4, it was always at Retro. The game's has been done for years and Nintendo's just waiting for the perfect time to release it, like Earthbound Beginnings (English ver.) and Star Fox 2.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 28, 2020, 04:47:33 PM
This is the dumbest next gen launch ever, the killer app of this year was always going to be a game that was announced like 8 years ago lol

Is there a reason why Microsoft and Sony can’t wait one more year and get something interesting ready to go? This next generation is so awful that you can just buy the same big games on existing platforms. At least in the past you had those killer apps but now they hardly even bother with those. Maybe I’m getting too old but none of these new systems have anything compelling.

They've already sunk so much into R&D, pre-allocated money to marketing, etc, they're counting on sales in that quarter on their books in order to even possibly be able to make their projections, even accounting for These Troubled Times™

So, basically it's just that they're huge multi-national corporations and are too far along in the process to consider holding off a year.

The REAL reason is that they could have fucking done so years ago because they probably had a good idea this was the year for a new console launch and instead didn't bother to line up any real AAA first party launch titles. Sony through shitty timing, MS through incompetence and not knowing what gamers want (ffs they think Halo Infinite is a AAA launch title brehs)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on July 28, 2020, 05:04:48 PM
-Economy in the tank
-People are short on income
-High unemployment
-Pandemic is messing up supply chains

NEW $600 GAME BOXES EVERYONE

i.e. (inofficial) pricedrops and a bunch of goodies by the time RE8 comes out   :takei
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 28, 2020, 06:23:21 PM
This is the dumbest next gen launch ever, the killer app of this year was always going to be a game that was announced like 8 years ago lol

Is there a reason why Microsoft and Sony can’t wait one more year and get something interesting ready to go? This next generation is so awful that you can just buy the same big games on existing platforms. At least in the past you had those killer apps but now they hardly even bother with those. Maybe I’m getting too old but none of these new systems have anything compelling.

They've already sunk so much into R&D, pre-allocated money to marketing, etc, they're counting on sales in that quarter on their books in order to even possibly be able to make their projections, even accounting for These Troubled Times™

So, basically it's just that they're huge multi-national corporations and are too far along in the process to consider holding off a year.

The REAL reason is that they could have fucking done so years ago because they probably had a good idea this was the year for a new console launch and instead didn't bother to line up any real AAA first party launch titles. Sony through shitty timing, MS through incompetence and not knowing what gamers want (ffs they think Halo Infinite is a AAA launch title brehs)
I'm shocked how they actually managed to do worse than the Xbox One launch. They don't even have a new Forza after 3 years.
Fable 2, probably a 2022 game. Hellblade depends on UE5 and UE5 won't be production ready until late 2021, so the first games are expected early 2022.
If I would have to guess release dates:

Halo Infinite - 2020
Forza Motorsport - 2021
As Dusk Falls - 2021
Psychonauts 2 - 2021
Fable - 2022
State of Decay 3 - 2022
Everwild - 2022 (though this could be late 2021 if they do another bare bones release)
Senua's Saga: Hellblade II - 2022
Avowed - 2022 (at the earliest)

Not even the Ori port was confirmed for launch.  :lol

Compared to Xbox One:
- Killer Instinct
- Forza 5
- Dead Rising 3
- Ryse Son of Rome
- Xbox Fitness
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 29, 2020, 12:14:12 AM
Honestly, Halo SHOULD in theory be a bigger deal than any of the crap that Xbone launched with. It's just that Halo as a franchise has eroded in prestige in the past 7ish years.

Overall this lineup does look weaker than the Xbone lineup, which is hilarious because the xbone lineup was so thin that you felt compelled to list two utter pieces of trash in your list of five titles that were noteworthy for some reason (reason: nintex)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 29, 2020, 08:20:12 AM
Honestly, Halo SHOULD in theory be a bigger deal than any of the crap that Xbone launched with. It's just that Halo as a franchise has eroded in prestige in the past 7ish years.

Overall this lineup does look weaker than the Xbone lineup, which is hilarious because the xbone lineup was so thin that you felt compelled to list two utter pieces of trash in your list of five titles that were noteworthy for some reason (reason: nintex)

Halo Infinite also feels like less of a big deal since it's also releasing on Xbox One and PC. 
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 30, 2020, 04:37:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6notqS434xg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 30, 2020, 05:57:17 PM
Neil Duckmann's done it again, another masterpiece.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 30, 2020, 06:39:49 PM
ok dunkey might've just sold me on this  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 30, 2020, 09:18:24 PM
Classic Dunkey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvDeXaiBy3I
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on July 30, 2020, 09:34:29 PM
(re:thumbnail, not video) Matrix Online was my most anticipated game when it came out and I couldn't even run it on my PC after I bought it on launch day :stahp
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 09, 2020, 05:17:11 PM
https://youtu.be/s2GhFL7fZio
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on August 10, 2020, 09:02:11 AM
This is one of dunkeys funnier recent videos, and ghosts of sushimat looks trash  :lol

"graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaple hook" :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on August 10, 2020, 03:01:36 PM
don't let me shoot the dude after knocking him off a ledge if there's no animation for it :rage
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BIONIC on August 10, 2020, 05:33:13 PM
The game seemingly has zero ragdoll physics. That’s probably why bodies behave ridiculously weird.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on August 15, 2020, 12:47:11 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1294676153681293314
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on August 16, 2020, 07:13:09 AM
New PlayStation and Xbox very bad. PlayStation not fun games.
Xbox no games.  I could make HALO in my sleep. Also very expensive

You all like Nintendo Switch much better but you want new games.

You thought we work on Super Mario Remasteru but you very wrong!!!

We not only makku Super Mario Sunshine Remasteru for Super Mario 35th birthday but we also happy to show u

SUPAH MARIO SUNSHINE TWUUUUU

 :whoo :rejoice :preach :neo :jeb

 :bow :miyamoto :bow2
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on August 16, 2020, 02:10:05 PM
Why is nintex posting in the style of the guy that made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1CniE43vNg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 16, 2020, 03:38:16 PM
In the wise words of Total War Shogun 2:

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/208/368/shamefurdispray2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 20, 2020, 03:31:51 PM
https://youtu.be/fJrNzEurrg4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2020, 03:52:01 PM
Grape, Banana, Grape, Banana, Grape, Banana, Person, Woman, Man, Banana
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on August 26, 2020, 12:03:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW0QCU3RPtY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on August 26, 2020, 07:04:09 AM
Man, that series hasn't changed anything in over 2 decades.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 26, 2020, 08:50:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-2GJTrrXMM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 13, 2020, 03:31:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCd7ZCN5uhk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on September 13, 2020, 10:22:30 PM
(https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/phalanx_mega.jpg)

If only this box art was real  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2020, 10:02:29 AM
Cheggers is a word we use to police our community.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on September 14, 2020, 10:21:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/zhIHiHC.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 14, 2020, 10:38:44 AM
As bad as the SMS templates were, nothing brings me more nostalgic joy.   :preach
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on September 14, 2020, 11:21:06 AM
(https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/phalanx_mega.jpg)

If only this box art was real  :lol

EPSTEIN??????? :thinking :titus
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on September 14, 2020, 12:16:36 PM
(https://wmetest.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a5c612e5970c0264e2e4bcc7200d-500wi)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 15, 2020, 09:28:09 PM
Deadly Towers was the cover art that got me the worst. I spent all my birthday money buying that game and was sick of it within 24 hours.


https://www.mobygames.com/game/nes/deadly-towers/cover-art/gameCoverId,152375/
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on September 15, 2020, 11:35:10 PM
Deadly Towers was the cover art that got me the worst. I spent all my birthday money buying that game and was sick of it within 24 hours.


https://www.mobygames.com/game/nes/deadly-towers/cover-art/gameCoverId,152375/

Deadly Towers is one of those games that looked like it could be interesting but seemed pretty bad. I'm not afraid of super obtuse NES games (especially now that walkthroughs are so easy to access) but I recall it was pretty clunky to play and frustrating. Lenar, the developer, would go on to making the really neat wild-west LTTP clone, Gunman's Proof for SNES later on. Broderbund had a real nice variety of games that they published in the NES era - Falcom's Legacy of the Wizard, Battle of Olympus, and of course Guardian Legend are the highlights.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 22, 2020, 03:31:25 PM
https://youtu.be/eak2dTkR3Ck
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 22, 2020, 04:59:39 PM
galaxy games :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 22, 2020, 06:10:19 PM
Super Mario Galaxy  :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2020, 06:27:58 PM
"these games are so good the water levels are good" :dead

Ain't nothing better than a 3D Mario water level.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 22, 2020, 08:48:16 PM
 :ufup Brave Fencer Musashi did the music town instrument build up first and better.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 28, 2020, 03:33:24 PM
https://youtu.be/XZp6zxh2yjE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: thisismyusername on September 28, 2020, 04:19:51 PM
:ufup Brave Fencer Musashi did everything first and better.

FTFY.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 28, 2020, 06:15:51 PM
I remember that game. Shit city.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BIONIC on September 28, 2020, 06:31:22 PM
The Godfather on PS2 tho  :ohyeah
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 28, 2020, 06:46:19 PM
I was more a fan of Scarface on Xbox

You fucking maricon
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on October 04, 2020, 03:58:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz9w8FkjIRs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: chronovore on October 07, 2020, 01:29:02 AM
The Godfather on PS2 tho  :ohyeah

I played it on 360 while working with a guy who’d developed it. He was utterly baffled why anyone would spend time on it. It was a legitimately good game. He to,d me stories about how fucked up the development process had been on it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on October 10, 2020, 01:45:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU1IML3xlp0

:social
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 10, 2020, 07:03:58 PM
Miyamoto lied, gamers cried. :(
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on October 10, 2020, 07:49:01 PM
so that's his real voice? :goldberg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 13, 2020, 11:00:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNJ59hiUd-s
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 23, 2020, 03:31:11 PM
https://youtu.be/a3cw0oz6IIQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 23, 2020, 05:31:53 PM
I'm sold on those Raycons, boys.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 24, 2020, 04:53:40 AM
I'm sold on those Raycons, boys.

dont do it man i heard they suck ass
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 24, 2020, 08:12:15 AM
:cornette says they’re great :ohhh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 24, 2020, 10:17:29 AM
I'm sold on those Raycons, boys.

dont do it man i heard they suck ass

I need to be able to hear horses.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 01, 2020, 11:03:50 AM
Classic Dunkey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgUqgM3euC8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 06, 2020, 05:42:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVQcZa4O01A
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 08, 2020, 05:29:29 PM
20 minute video, gtfo dunkey you sellout.  :snore
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 08, 2020, 07:22:39 PM
20 minute video, gtfo dunkey you sellout.  :snore

:mjcry
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 10, 2020, 06:10:51 PM
https://youtu.be/qNtK4-1uAi4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 14, 2020, 03:45:42 PM
https://youtu.be/gy7VILMeN28
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 20, 2020, 03:33:13 PM
https://youtu.be/b8DtkCOyE0I
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on November 20, 2020, 03:45:50 PM
Dunkey dunking on Xbox :heh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 25, 2020, 03:32:54 PM
https://youtu.be/Pjib5LReUSo
The real dunk souls starts here
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 25, 2020, 11:26:48 PM
Quote
Terugachi
5 hours ago
"And with that I'm cheating." - Uses the glitch that requires a weapon you don't get until after the boss that prompted the cheating.
oh wow, dunkey better respond to this accusation or his credibility is gone
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 26, 2020, 12:25:46 PM
Hack fraud status confirmed
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on November 26, 2020, 09:28:19 PM
https://youtu.be/Pjib5LReUSo
The real dunk souls starts here

You can really tell Dunk's not a fan of rpgs in this one even though it's action based and not turn based. Resource management, item management, status effects, risk/reward these are all rpg fundamentals and true whether it's turn based or action based like Demon's Souls. Just not his genre at all if it's a fundamentals based game.  He thinks his problem is turn based games but nope, it's the genre in general and the mindsets they require.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on November 26, 2020, 09:49:01 PM
p sure he does like souls, not the content i really enjoy from dunkey though
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on November 27, 2020, 07:13:25 AM
You can really tell Dunk's not a fan of rpgs in this one even though it's action based and not turn based. Resource management, item management, status effects, risk/reward these are all rpg fundamentals and true whether it's turn based or action based like Demon's Souls. Just not his genre at all if it's a fundamentals based game.  He thinks his problem is turn based games but nope, it's the genre in general and the mindsets they require.

:confused

videogamedunkey whose channel was almost exclusively challenger tier league of legends highlights of hist matches until he was permabanned for flaming videogamedunkey?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on November 27, 2020, 09:22:10 AM
League of Legends isn't an RPG. it's a moba. And the skills these games require are very different.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Ghoul on November 27, 2020, 10:05:12 AM
what do you mean by this anyway Cindi? Pretty sure he likes all the souls and BB, I mean he likes them enough to do videos on them and also loved BOTW???
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 27, 2020, 11:54:07 AM
Yah not sure what ur getting at Cindy I thought he loves the souls games
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on November 27, 2020, 02:02:59 PM
yeah, if anything he's clowning on how clunky a proto-souls with only graphics upgrades is in 2020.

because not only did he do videos on dark souls, dark souls 3, dark souls remastered, bloodborne, sekiro and ni-oh 2, he did a video on the original demons souls at the tail end of last gen, and has clearly put a pretty fucking lot of time investment into the genre.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 27, 2020, 02:26:38 PM
On the one hand Cindi gonna Cindi, on the other Dunkey has a publicly stated hatred of jrpgs specifically and rpgs in general, so none of this is news

Also Dunkey is not trash at platformers, which can be difficult, so let's leave the "OMG NO SKILLZ NOT A REAL GAMER HUR HUR HUR" subtext consigned to the dustbin of history where it so richly deserves to be, kthxbye
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on November 27, 2020, 02:43:49 PM
let's leave the "OMG NO SKILLZ NOT A REAL GAMER HUR HUR HUR" subtext consigned to the dustbin of history where it so richly deserves to be, kthxbye

:confused

where is that a subtext?
The dude already beat Demons Souls half a decade ago, so all of his "who thought this was good design?" jokes are clearly jokes because he knows exactly how the game plays - which if you're coming to it from the refinements and iterations to the formula that newer entries have brought, especially DS3 and Bloodborne, OG DS is a clunky ass game mechanically, and slapping a fresh coat of paint on it doesn't really change that. If anything it might accentuate it, like those HD remakes of 8 bit platform games did.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 27, 2020, 03:59:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbTBIV5Dsjc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on November 27, 2020, 04:02:58 PM
wait, so it's not the same exact video just remade with the new game?

really starting to not trust this dude
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 03, 2020, 08:44:23 PM
https://youtu.be/VZzZKuQUguk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on December 03, 2020, 09:14:16 PM
Minecraft Wednesdays?! (https://i.imgur.com/ACQHad4.png)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EsIn-RjJy4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on December 03, 2020, 09:21:55 PM
Fyi this was the Animal Crossing music used, it always distracts me when he uses Animal Crossing music in his videos until I figure them out haha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39phqJAoA4

spoiler (click to show/hide)
One track dunkey tends to use a lot is The Roost, and who can blame him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SojaoOX3Dw

(https://i.imgur.com/hbyXqyc.gif)
[close]
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 03, 2020, 09:32:06 PM
https://youtu.be/VZzZKuQUguk

press f bois
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on December 03, 2020, 09:52:22 PM
https://youtu.be/VZzZKuQUguk

press f bois

Looking forward to drama Mondays tbh.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on December 03, 2020, 10:39:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BxRA0Cz.png)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 03, 2020, 10:41:51 PM
Where my Reaction Friday bois at?????
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on December 04, 2020, 06:17:24 AM
You can really tell Dunks not a fan of making good videos and not playing enough minecraft in this one
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on December 04, 2020, 03:36:58 PM
I would like it if dunkey actually did that for a couple weeks for science. I need the stats bois
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 05, 2020, 12:07:58 AM
I would like it if dunkey actually did that for a couple weeks for science. I need the stats bois

https://youtu.be/iGOMViJlQmE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 05, 2020, 12:19:57 AM
I’m glad dunkey turned me on to Penis Weenis. They are amazing content creators.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 05, 2020, 08:46:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCN4sKv9esM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on December 05, 2020, 08:51:38 PM
lmao dunk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on December 05, 2020, 08:53:09 PM
I’m glad dunkey turned me on to Penis Weenis. They are amazing content creators.


My niece is a fan unironically and I feel so old :snoop
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 06, 2020, 12:02:07 AM
A penis fan? :takei
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 06, 2020, 01:41:22 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1335645294331981824 (https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1335645294331981824)

:bow Dunkey da god
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 06, 2020, 02:30:38 PM
cant wait for drama mondays
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 06, 2020, 09:45:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLIQfdAnpKY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2020, 11:30:46 PM
:dead

:rofl

I can't believe he's doing this shit :sabu
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on December 06, 2020, 11:36:12 PM
I fucking love this garbage
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on December 07, 2020, 07:36:26 AM
I can see this getting old pretty quick.  :doge  I know he's doing it for money, but like AVGN, guess this was his tipping point (and probably mine too).  The last two I just stopped halfway through.  I just like his "reviews" really.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 07, 2020, 09:36:32 AM
...how much of a special fellow are you if you think he's seriously doing this shit for money
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on December 07, 2020, 10:43:31 AM
We can't say distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, but yet we can say special fellow?  :lol  I love how PC terms are so carefully selected and auto-edited here.  :ahnuld2
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 07, 2020, 10:52:03 AM
We can't say distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, but yet we can say special fellow?  :lol  I love how PC terms are so carefully selected and auto-edited here.  :ahnuld2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_t7pTfdYts
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on December 07, 2020, 11:01:08 AM
...how much of a special fellow are you if you think he's seriously doing this shit for money

If he could keep up with this type of release schedule, he'll be making similar money compared to top youtubers. Most youtubers lay a 10 minute turd everyday and are happy with 800k or a million views.

Not saying that's his intention, but if he wants to, his entire career could be this style of content.

That content being purposely shitting on the current youtube landscape.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 07, 2020, 12:07:57 PM
Dunkey da god
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 07, 2020, 01:13:55 PM
Seems pretty obvious, at least to me, that this is just Dunkey having a little fun.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 07, 2020, 02:10:17 PM
Seems pretty obvious, at least to me, that this is just Dunkey having a little fun.
Either this is Dunkey having fun or Dunkey heading for that #1 YouTube spot.

whatever it is, we win.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on December 07, 2020, 05:39:26 PM
...how much of a special fellow are you if you think he's seriously doing this shit for money
Dude he just made $999,980 by only giving fluppy $20!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on December 07, 2020, 05:51:03 PM
he should do a video teasing a l33t hack in a game then link his patreon for FULL ACCESS to this crazy information then just have it be like a video of him finding hidden hat people in mario odyssey and a follow up video to his bob ross challenge with Leah
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on December 07, 2020, 05:54:49 PM
the ironic part being how many people would actually sign up to his patreon for a couple bucks and be fine with this CONTENT. i have no idea how much donley is worth, but there's so much opportunity for satirical grift here
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 07, 2020, 09:41:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5UnT4Ik6KU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on December 07, 2020, 09:54:17 PM
I see dunkey's investigating jars of peanut butter personally. That's real journalism.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 08, 2020, 09:14:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIchMEqVwvg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on December 08, 2020, 09:28:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/x7VDjP6.png)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on December 09, 2020, 12:42:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIchMEqVwvg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzgbZL12VI

:ohyou
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 09, 2020, 03:43:34 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1336721393271058437 (https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1336721393271058437)

Dunkey taking over YouTube :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on December 09, 2020, 05:44:17 PM
I missed the beginning of this gag and honestly didn't notice any difference between something like his Worms video and the Among Us one  :doge :doge I guess the thumbnails are trashier, but even they seem to give him about the same numbers as usual anyway? Except on more days.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 09, 2020, 07:37:00 PM
https://youtu.be/z3TzXvcFy1o
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Himu on December 10, 2020, 10:21:09 AM
I can see this getting old pretty quick.  :doge  I know he's doing it for money, but like AVGN, guess this was his tipping point (and probably mine too).  The last two I just stopped halfway through.  I just like his "reviews" really.

Avgn filling point?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on December 10, 2020, 11:42:36 AM
I can see this getting old pretty quick.  :doge  I know he's doing it for money, but like AVGN, guess this was his tipping point (and probably mine too).  The last two I just stopped halfway through.  I just like his "reviews" really.

Avgn filling point?
For me, right around the movie/12 Days of Shitmas were released and started doing the James & Mike Mondays, Movie reviews, etc.... just meh.  I just want to see "reviews".  I don't care for other shit.  If I'm gonna watch someone that's funny playing Minecraft or Smash Bros., I'd much rather watch my kids.  :)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2020, 12:21:11 PM
I can see this getting old pretty quick.  :doge  I know he's doing it for money, but like AVGN, guess this was his tipping point (and probably mine too).  The last two I just stopped halfway through.  I just like his "reviews" really.

Avgn filling point?
For me, right around the movie/12 Days of Shitmas were released and started doing the James & Mike Mondays, Movie reviews, etc.... just meh.  I just want to see "reviews".  I don't care for other shit.  If I'm gonna watch someone that's funny playing Minecraft or Smash Bros., I'd much rather watch my kids.  :)

Ironically, the pandemic has actually improved his videos because he's had to go back to just filming himself in his basement instead of mini-movies starring his shitty friends and celebrity cameos. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on December 10, 2020, 12:38:15 PM
Ehhh tbh AVGN was going back to the super-stripped down style about 2 or so years ago. I think he has at least two kids now which changed his schedule. The James & Mike and movie reviews are obviously much easier to do, but I don't really watch them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOccLSB9EU8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKqRz64eQD4

The worst is something like RE Survivor but the non-review stuff is four minutes tacked onto the end, not bad tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5yQk7y20oY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2020, 01:02:12 PM
The Taito Legends video was kind of a weird one because I mean, it's about 30 minutes long but the majority of it is just him playing one game for 30 seconds and going "this game is shit, I couldn't even figure out how to play it". I get that those super-old arcade games don't really have much meat to chew on, but like, maybe just don't do the video then? ???
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 10, 2020, 07:02:18 PM
https://youtu.be/gjIMrVti1qM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2020, 04:15:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrciXNtHIm8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 12, 2020, 06:04:52 AM
https://youtu.be/K622brgnVEo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 13, 2020, 08:17:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlGkzb6uoaM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 14, 2020, 09:18:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr7JFvQLacA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 22, 2020, 06:51:51 AM
https://youtu.be/YOxmbbECvmk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on December 22, 2020, 08:01:02 AM
He better have a "review" of CP other than a fucking 4 and half hour stream of him breathing and murmuring.   :gurl brehs...
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 22, 2020, 06:16:05 PM
https://youtu.be/stlfQNzKdbc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on December 23, 2020, 03:03:32 AM
"there really is no such thing as a government, only people"

 :jeb
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 23, 2020, 02:23:25 PM
:juche
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 23, 2020, 03:40:18 PM
https://youtu.be/DPW6fkcM-14
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on December 23, 2020, 04:00:56 PM
Holy shit :lol Goddamn :lol

The crowbcat video for this would be an hour long :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 23, 2020, 05:07:48 PM
"Cyberpunk is set in a truly dystopic vision of the future where OnlyFans became a bigger company than Amazon"

:dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: daycru on December 23, 2020, 05:27:12 PM
What are other funny channels if I like Dunkey (I do)?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 23, 2020, 05:29:01 PM
What are other funny channels if I like Dunkey (I do)?

There are none

(redlettermedia)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 24, 2020, 07:48:45 PM
Dunkey exists in his own space, many have tried to do what he did and failed (he even made a video about that).
There are few YouTube comedians that are legitimately funny like Dunkey is. There are others with their own shtick like Zero Punctuation but most get stale after a while.
Dunkey always manages to keep things fresh. Plus there's the part where Dunkey is not only funny, he's a very skilled gamer as well.

Usually video game comedians have to rely on three things:
The footage of the game needs to be broken or funny, players need to play along with their jokes and they need some kind of gimmick.

Dunkey rarely needs all 3, because's he has perfect comedic timing and can turn something that's not funny into something funny.
That makes him a real comedian who happens to play video games as opposed to someone who plays video games and jokes about them and that's why even his videos without any gaming content work in tandem with his absurdist humor.
It is also why Dunkey unlike other YouTubers like Jim Sterling doesn't have to rely on being overly negative or critical.

If Dunkey had a wider range of interests beyond video games and pursued a career in comedy he probably would've had his own Comedy Central show or tour by now.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 24, 2020, 08:51:05 PM
https://youtu.be/xGf21NNJva8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 26, 2020, 10:24:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZMwJzkMbcs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 28, 2020, 11:04:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4SMSCKOXO8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 28, 2020, 11:13:52 PM
CONTENT
CONTENT
CASH APP
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 28, 2020, 11:14:28 PM
"This is Voldemort"

:dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on December 28, 2020, 11:58:17 PM
"spreadsheets"
"spreadsheets?"

 :phil
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 29, 2020, 11:17:18 AM
It looks like a prison or brothel for gamers.

What the hell   :crazy
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 29, 2020, 11:28:31 AM
Yeah this is... Just horrible

TSM? has a training facility in Guatamala or some shit and I heard Viss is moving there as well lmao

Leave the confort of your home to go to the office to play games brehs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on December 29, 2020, 02:01:44 PM
The entire Twitch sphere plus hipsters capitalizing on it :exxy :jeanluc Shut this shit down /boomer
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on December 29, 2020, 02:07:06 PM
Quote
TSM? has a training facility in Guatamala or some shit and I heard Viss is moving there as well lmao

Is TSM a terrorist cell or a gaming organization? The fact I can't tell from this line is troubling enough. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 29, 2020, 02:26:32 PM
https://facility.tsm.gg/#video

 :lol

Hey guys check it out it's a construction site!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2020, 05:06:31 PM
we're all the one guy just going "...yeah... :fbm "
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 30, 2020, 05:44:18 AM
https://youtu.be/jjKgUpvXBJE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 06, 2021, 04:32:26 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1346922309005631488
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on January 06, 2021, 06:42:07 PM
https://youtu.be/i59JzvLu4I4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on January 07, 2021, 05:43:00 PM
YouTube's algorithm now understands dunkey:
(https://i.imgur.com/wsw9AiH.png)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 07, 2021, 11:44:51 PM
I got recommended and watched that video. :rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on January 08, 2021, 07:25:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3D5uPCXTaA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on January 09, 2021, 12:17:19 PM
https://youtu.be/_8ig3N9OaHk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 09, 2021, 05:16:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_bgNHrysf8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2021, 10:58:16 PM
DRAMA MONDAY!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on January 12, 2021, 03:34:57 PM
https://youtu.be/bxg9tAru3IQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on January 22, 2021, 10:22:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pfRKdzGGyU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 23, 2021, 12:36:10 AM
 :rage :rage :rage
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 23, 2021, 01:13:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pfRKdzGGyU

Dunkey, how could you? :mjcry
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on January 23, 2021, 03:24:00 AM
He's right you know
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on January 23, 2021, 09:07:52 AM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1352364802690179072
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on January 23, 2021, 09:23:16 AM
He's right you know

Agreed :trumps

Lost Levels shits all over it. Pure platforming action the way Miyamoto/God intended. :miyamoto
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on January 23, 2021, 10:03:18 AM
Mario 2/USA is good
:bolo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on January 23, 2021, 10:08:54 AM
GOTY 2021 BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on January 23, 2021, 01:29:19 PM
https://youtu.be/llrebUD0pk0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 25, 2021, 02:04:36 PM
SUPA-
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tuckers Law on January 25, 2021, 08:49:18 PM
HotS getting some love from Dunkey was pretty surprising, I figured he’d sworn off moba’s forever.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
He’s also 100% right about it.
[close]
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 25, 2021, 09:00:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLR8IbbWeIM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on January 25, 2021, 09:25:42 PM
Melee SFX GOAT
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 25, 2021, 11:40:21 PM
This reminds me of luau at Mel Blanc’s house.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on January 28, 2021, 10:26:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6wrPRoPTLg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on January 29, 2021, 07:31:03 AM
#dunkeydolphin is trending
:heh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on January 29, 2021, 10:18:38 PM
https://youtu.be/UA3NlwU7keI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 29, 2021, 10:24:45 PM
Hitting the skydiver with a banana :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on January 30, 2021, 01:20:48 AM
that grape press dear god
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on January 30, 2021, 11:53:16 AM
his 'office' :dead

I see he plays the Hitman games like I do  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on January 30, 2021, 01:33:01 PM
Is he cheating or can you actually play like that?  :doge  Because when I played the demo for the first Hitman reboot, it felt kind of like that. That's why I hate western games that focus so much on player choice, they are so easy to break and completely fall apart in atmosphere.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 30, 2021, 01:47:56 PM
Yeah, that's pretty much how the new Hitman trilogy is.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 30, 2021, 02:58:30 PM
Many of the old games were like that too. If you just want your target killed, hitman is extremely easy. The whole point is trying to perfect it, and experiment with the options you have, to get the silent assassin score.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BIONIC on January 31, 2021, 02:43:40 PM
https://youtu.be/z4ZIonwAd5k
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 02, 2021, 01:49:01 PM
https://youtu.be/MIL5pqkpj-U
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 10, 2021, 03:31:06 PM
https://youtu.be/YBNTaT6zSmk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 16, 2021, 07:01:50 PM
https://youtu.be/VGj-D890CbI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on February 16, 2021, 07:31:32 PM
OK he sold me on the game.

Reminds me of a old-GAF poster named BowieZ who posted a big thread basically wanting what I think this is. At the time I was more into linear course-clear Mario, but seeing it put into actual practice by EPD's steady hands makes me realize the true potential this model of Mario could offer.

And even though this could be a tip of the hat to the next main 3D game, if Galaxy and Odyssey taught me anything, it's that you can never really predict what that Mario team is going to do.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on February 16, 2021, 08:49:54 PM
falling through a fence... out of five
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 16, 2021, 10:33:22 PM
GAME OF THE YEAR BAYBEEEEEE!!!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 17, 2021, 02:26:22 AM
https://youtu.be/847ie77M5JI

The VShojo girls encountered a wild Dunkey in the Rust Youtuber server.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 17, 2021, 02:32:16 AM
What a surprise Dunkey likes a Mario game, he's not even trying to be critical anymore   ???
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on February 17, 2021, 07:57:55 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRoJBQsR1LY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on February 17, 2021, 08:01:31 AM
What a surprise Dunkey likes a Mario game, he's not even trying to be critical anymore   ???

Is he even really a Logan Paul fan?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2021, 08:18:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bx1IKQ1btY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Sho Nuff on February 19, 2021, 01:15:23 AM
I never watch Nintendo Directs, what is WITH that voiceover

also who is boob sword lady, what
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on February 19, 2021, 07:20:27 AM
I never watch Nintendo Directs, what is WITH that voiceover

also who is boob sword lady, what

From Xenoblade 2.

(https://i.redd.it/1ggxtmb5s5zz.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on February 19, 2021, 07:43:53 AM
Dunkey nails it on the SSBU thing... yet another fucking anime character with a sword?!   :yuck  Ultimate my ass.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on February 19, 2021, 08:01:02 AM
Dunkey nails it on the SSBU thing... yet another fucking anime character with a sword?!   :yuck  Ultimate my ass.

-First representation from Xenoblade 2
-TIDDY

:ufup
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on February 19, 2021, 08:37:35 AM
Dunkey nails it on the SSBU thing... yet another fucking anime character with a sword?!   :yuck  Ultimate my ass.

-First representation from Xenoblade 2
-TIDDY

:ufup
It slings Smitches I suppose.  :trumps
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: mormapope on February 19, 2021, 08:46:41 AM
Zero Suit Samus is still the most fuckable Smash character. She's probably strong enough to Amazon fuck Bowser and Ganondorf at the same time.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on February 19, 2021, 10:46:25 AM
Dunkey nails it on the SSBU thing... yet another fucking anime character with a sword?!   :yuck  Ultimate my ass.

-First representation from Xenoblade 2
-TIDDY

:ufup
It slings Smitches I suppose.  :trumps

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/1df00902b7534c95231cc058c7ebbf46/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 21, 2021, 03:32:51 PM
Classic

https://youtu.be/_gYAPmUf08Y
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 21, 2021, 03:37:37 PM
Prya has to be the lamest addition in that game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on February 21, 2021, 04:07:08 PM
Lawl wrong thread by a mile.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 21, 2021, 04:56:54 PM
Pyra is one of the weakest dragonball characters, everyone knows that Tasty. Even Bulma would kick her ass
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 21, 2021, 04:57:43 PM
SOME WOULD SAY that knowing the hierarchy of DBZ characters would mean you've failed as a human being
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 21, 2021, 04:59:17 PM
I liked it when they said his power level is over 9000
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: The Sceneman on February 25, 2021, 07:43:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bx1IKQ1btY

lttp here, but I liked when he said furby sex game LMFAO
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 26, 2021, 02:01:41 PM
https://youtu.be/UpLZIjrOnUU?t=4137

Riviting content after the direct
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 26, 2021, 03:38:12 PM
Also

https://youtu.be/gTXNnzfdlLQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on February 26, 2021, 05:33:36 PM
https://youtu.be/UpLZIjrOnUU?t=4137

Riviting content after the direct

bruh, you're kind of burying the lede - Dunkey streams Sony™s The Tester©, specifically the season that Egoraptor was a contestant  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on February 27, 2021, 04:03:33 AM
Yeah its worth a watch for sure, i never knew that program even existed, its fake trash but its fun to watch with dunkeys commentary 😅
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 04, 2021, 03:34:31 PM
https://youtu.be/BcpuvXValTQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 04, 2021, 04:16:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHgOuwcuhfw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 04, 2021, 10:12:53 PM
"Sony lost to 'Project Rectangle'" :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 07, 2021, 03:40:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Gpn2IzvJQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 10, 2021, 01:22:49 PM
https://youtu.be/LjpGy0jSJO0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 11, 2021, 03:31:23 PM
https://youtu.be/L8mEHOjps1I
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 13, 2021, 06:18:27 AM
IKON IS BACK BABYYYYYY

https://youtu.be/jC0A4mq_gH0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 14, 2021, 05:34:01 PM
I was playing Apex the other day and got matched up with 1 guy in trios, I said where are we going

He said ocean

Then he left 😔
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: chronovore on March 15, 2021, 04:40:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Gpn2IzvJQ
I laughed so hard, I choked and wheezed.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 19, 2021, 03:51:50 PM
https://youtu.be/1nMRX06x6Vo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 30, 2021, 03:32:53 PM
https://youtu.be/3VNKlKu7gb0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 30, 2021, 04:16:19 PM
My God.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on March 30, 2021, 04:39:39 PM
My God.

How could anyone do this?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 01, 2021, 09:34:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIKRnF43pbI

:dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 05, 2021, 04:28:25 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1379166755587829761
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on April 05, 2021, 05:24:43 PM
Not de-confirmed to be in the Hollow Earth, either.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 06, 2021, 06:42:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHEERJKqLzA

 :dizzy
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 06, 2021, 03:01:40 PM
https://youtu.be/enBceUyGf9Q
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 06, 2021, 03:33:15 PM
Quote
This video is presented in a 21:9 format to preserve the integrity of Zack Snyder's creative vision.
:dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 11, 2021, 03:31:26 PM
https://youtu.be/aX5rs0jjkw8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 11, 2021, 04:49:40 PM
Yuji Naka da god :lawd

He can let anyone make the same janky shit.

How the fuck does he do it  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on April 11, 2021, 05:22:27 PM
https://youtu.be/aX5rs0jjkw8

This looks so bizarre and terrible on every level I'm a little shocked SE went through publishing it and didn't try to pas the buck. :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on April 11, 2021, 06:22:14 PM
https://youtu.be/aX5rs0jjkw8

This looks so bizarre and terrible on every level I'm a little shocked SE went through publishing it and didn't try to pas the buck. :lol

Can't believe some people still bought it after the demo showed how incredibly shitty the game is. :dizzy
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BIONIC on April 11, 2021, 07:00:06 PM
Sonic fans  :girlaff

:bow :mario :miyamoto :mario :bow2
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on April 11, 2021, 07:06:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHEERJKqLzA

 :dizzy
so we finally have proof that this so-called girl isn't even a real gamer but just reads lines written for her by videogamedunkey
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2021, 10:14:13 AM
I wanna try Balan Wonderland when it drops to $20.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I mean when it's on Gamepass.
[close]
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 12, 2021, 10:27:30 PM
https://youtu.be/aX5rs0jjkw8

This looks so bizarre and terrible on every level I'm a little shocked SE went through publishing it and didn't try to pas the buck. :lol
I’m not. Square published Left Alive, Mind Jack, and so on. If it’s not a jrpg it’s best to expect it’s going to suck.

Edit-Talking about the Japanese side.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 13, 2021, 09:24:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv4bLZ1a6O4

Full stream if you wanna see more of this kusoge.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on April 13, 2021, 02:38:28 PM
I don't think I've ever seen Dunkey outright declare 'This game sucks' like that before. :dead If Ryan Davis were still with us at the end of its quick look he'd say 'Don't buy this game'.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 13, 2021, 04:42:02 PM
Ryan Davis and Vinny QL of that game would be so much fun  :'(
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on April 13, 2021, 06:06:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYyX6NN9uS0

Just for lols I watched this review and the dude is just relentless with his trashing of the game, straight up says "I can't believe Square-Enix is tricking people out of $60 for this game. I cannot believe it." :lol

To take a long-view look of things, it's clear that if this game wasn't as bizarre as it is (virtually guaranteed to be meme-worthy in the west at least), I'm not sure how many would be talking about it. And every time a really bad game comes out internet reviewers get in a feeding frenzy to diss it in even harsher and harsher terms.

I don't think there's any redeeming this game though lol.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 13, 2021, 07:51:30 PM
Why are all the powerups in this thing so awful?  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on April 13, 2021, 07:57:49 PM
Why are all the powerups in this thing so awful?  :lol

Because Naka had the brilliant idea to include 80 of them and no one told him no.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 14, 2021, 10:35:15 AM
The Famitsu scores are in, with 3 reviewers giving it the lowest score possible, and one reviewer cashing his check.

Balan Wonderworld (PS5, Xbox Series, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – 7/7/9/7 [30/40]
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on April 14, 2021, 11:23:16 AM
Square's pretty consistent with those checks. :P
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on April 14, 2021, 11:27:13 AM
The Famitsu scores are in, with 3 reviewers giving it the lowest score possible, and one reviewer cashing his check.

Balan Wonderworld (PS5, Xbox Series, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – 7/7/9/7 [30/40]

:mindblown

Maybe they gave it those scores after just watching the Dunkey video.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on April 14, 2021, 03:52:31 PM
that shit looks like an asset flip, wtf are square smoking thinking they can release that full price :anhuld
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 14, 2021, 04:16:24 PM
This had to be a mobile game that they reworked half-way through.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 14, 2021, 05:13:36 PM
 :bow Yuji Naka :bow2

Surely Microsoft is next to sign a shitty jank platform game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 20, 2021, 02:44:44 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1384572273877733385
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on April 20, 2021, 04:16:33 PM
Can't wait for the "Balan Wonderworld is actually pretty good, why did people hate this?" movement in five years or so.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on April 20, 2021, 05:53:32 PM
Can't wait for the "Balan Wonderworld is actually pretty good, why did people hate this?" movement in five years or so.

Didn't something similar happen with Billy Hatcher?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on April 20, 2021, 07:15:55 PM
Can't wait for the "Balan Wonderworld is actually pretty good, why did people hate this?" movement in five years or so.

I actually think if this came out when I was 5 I would probably convince myself I loved it and it was good. :doge Watching the gameplay footage, the presentation is actually pretty high, I like the reverse-rolling-log effect they have going. And shit like the dancing scenes are bizarre but wouldn't be out of place on Nick Jr., for instance.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 21, 2021, 12:54:03 AM
Can't wait for the "Balan Wonderworld is actually pretty good, why did people hate this?" movement in five years or so.

Followed by “RARE Balan Wonderland sealed!!!!!!!! 👀👀 $250 OBO”
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 24, 2021, 04:06:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GduwxBZAxs4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 24, 2021, 04:16:17 PM
That game looked so good on the GameCube.
It always felt like Nintendo was cheating with that console which such good looking games like Rogue Squadron, Metroid Prime, The Wind Waker, Resident Evil, Star Fox Adventures and Resident Evil 4 at the end of the road. :delicious
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on April 24, 2021, 04:28:38 PM
That's why so many were convinced Wii and Wii U had secret GPUs or cores or some shit :shh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BIONIC on April 24, 2021, 10:02:18 PM
Widescreen and “modern” controls  :nope  :gaas
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 27, 2021, 01:17:44 AM
Can't wait for the "Balan Wonderworld is actually pretty good, why did people hate this?" movement in five years or so.
Oh it's starting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhulaUqpWPQ
http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/balan-wonderworld/
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on April 27, 2021, 01:41:39 AM
Quote
Now that the dust has settled, is Balan Wonderworld worth trying? While it’s not a secretly misunderstood masterpiece, it’s nowhere near the train wreck that the internet would have you believe it is. If you’re a fan of the many 3D platformers of the early 2000s or someone who treasures the unique, vibrant aesthetics found within the games of the Saturn and Dreamcast, you’ll find a lot to like about Balan Wonderworld in spite of its glaring flaws.
I knew I should have said "in a month" instead of "five years" :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on April 27, 2021, 09:48:49 AM
Just make sure you download the patch or it will literally try to kill you.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 27, 2021, 03:27:22 PM
Quote
Now that the dust has settled, is Balan Wonderworld worth trying? While it’s not a secretly misunderstood masterpiece, it’s nowhere near the train wreck that the internet would have you believe it is. If you’re a fan of the many 3D platformers of the early 2000s or someone who treasures the unique, vibrant aesthetics found within the games of the Saturn and Dreamcast, you’ll find a lot to like about Balan Wonderworld in spite of its glaring flaws.
I knew I should have said "in a month" instead of "five years" :doge

Strong "It's not a complete trainwreck, so I've got to give it a 10/10 to balance out all the 1/10 scores" vibes.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on April 27, 2021, 03:34:20 PM
Square literally pulled the demo, which is the same tactic Sega pulled with Sonic 2006.

Sure screams "quality."
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 28, 2021, 06:03:07 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1387512766609694725
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 28, 2021, 06:53:56 PM
Dunkey teasing  :whew

My guess is he's going straight for the jugular:  TOGETHER BnB another 'stranding' game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on April 28, 2021, 07:04:19 PM
i bought resident evil remake hd, resi 2 and resi 0 because of dunkey. pay this man
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 07, 2021, 05:26:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-cp5TEid5o

"If you know, you just know; if you don't, go back to playing Fortnite you fucking child"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on May 07, 2021, 10:47:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/w7sXXTu.png)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on May 08, 2021, 05:17:17 AM
You're all going to be so pissed right now
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Trent Dole on May 08, 2021, 04:26:57 PM
X tier!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on May 09, 2021, 06:24:28 PM
this sorta content is why dunkey is in the X TIER of youtubers
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on May 10, 2021, 08:03:03 AM
Dunkeys a well known sell out for MS, he took a 2 month rent payout to cover their summer of xbl arcade promo, see exhibit q in this totally damning video by an investigative reporter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeHjN4oWVfk

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MsTwk9X5es

:lol
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 13, 2021, 03:31:01 PM
https://youtu.be/TVVum6X3TuM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 19, 2021, 03:32:47 PM
https://youtu.be/kXnGmUu5qCg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on May 19, 2021, 04:46:40 PM
Classic  8)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on May 19, 2021, 06:19:31 PM
lil b having ROAD 2 RESPECC.... :lawd

spoiler (click to show/hide)
classic
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 19, 2021, 08:09:44 PM
Another classic video.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on May 19, 2021, 11:50:43 PM
Random Youtube kid: "Sonic 2 Adventure Battle, right?  No, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.  I-- People always get mad at me for saying that in the wrong order, but uh..."

Dunkey: MOTHER FUCKER!!! :punch

 :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 20, 2021, 11:43:42 AM
There was only one actual rapper in that video (the British kid).
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on May 21, 2021, 10:05:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_E7_LC-t88
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 29, 2021, 05:01:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uQjE3A2RQA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on May 31, 2021, 09:24:17 PM
https://youtu.be/tWWRTcLsYQU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 09, 2021, 03:33:39 PM
https://youtu.be/iTBW6jbHgX0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 09, 2021, 04:16:06 PM
Haven't watched the video yet, but Playtime is a masterpiece.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 09, 2021, 06:51:56 PM
Haven't watched the video yet, but Playtime is a masterpiece.

Would you say its a CLASSIC?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 09, 2021, 07:30:37 PM
I haven't played it yet; masterpiece.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 17, 2021, 03:31:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJi6QKO8-A0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 17, 2021, 03:50:33 PM
"Pssh, you already know this... AMONG US"
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2021, 03:52:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcSjRqyFt08
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on June 17, 2021, 05:36:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcSjRqyFt08

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sonic Sega All-Stars Racing
Toroba Crane Game
No No Kuni
Uncharted 4
Final Fantasy 13
Hearth Stone
Skyrim
Journey
Smite
The Last Guardian
[close]

:titus
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2021, 06:45:54 PM
It's a helluva list, I'll give him that.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on June 18, 2021, 11:48:49 AM
I'm friendly with Pete IRL and he's an awesome guy but he's got some... unique takes. Like him thinking the CD-i is anything more than a festering pile of monkey diarrhea for one.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on June 18, 2021, 12:29:28 PM
I'm friendly with Pete IRL and he's an awesome guy but he's got some... unique takes. Like him thinking the CD-i is anything more than a festering pile of monkey diarrhea for one.
Can't you ask him to register here?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 28, 2021, 07:10:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gdfNdilGFE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on June 28, 2021, 07:25:46 PM
i appreciate him addressing the "only possible on next gen hardware" horse shit being peddled
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: james on June 29, 2021, 01:08:59 PM
Is it true theres only be two PS5 games
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 29, 2021, 01:39:27 PM
I'm counting 5.

Demon's Souls
Returnal
Destruction Allstars
Ratchet Rift Apart
Astro's Playroom (More of a techdemo)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: james on June 29, 2021, 06:51:33 PM
And people bashed the Wii U :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 29, 2021, 07:20:21 PM
PS5 doesn’t even have Devil’s Third.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on June 29, 2021, 07:21:08 PM
And people bashed the Wii U :doge
Who doesn't remember hard hitting exclusives like Star Fox Guard.

Still, the PS5 has 500% more exclusive games than the Xbox Series S|X

Wii U was just an early access Switch
Nintendo will probably make it disappear like Super Mario Galaxy 2 and
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on June 29, 2021, 07:24:42 PM
I'm counting 5.

Demon's Souls
Returnal
Destruction Allstars
Ratchet Rift Apart
Astro's Playroom (More of a techdemo)
(https://y.yarn.co/2951b8fd-72ff-4ed8-931a-dd4f17be5285_text.gif)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on June 29, 2021, 07:28:16 PM
Wii U is excellent...   :ufup After 4+ years, it still has more Zelda's and Metroids than the Spitch.


And for Dunkey, him going on about the lack of story for a R&C game ...  Could've torn it apart with the amount graphical glitches it has (way more than I expected), but went nowhere with his berating of "a story" :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on June 29, 2021, 07:49:32 PM
huh, i haven't heard anything about it being glitchy even the DF breakdown didn't mention anything
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on June 29, 2021, 09:14:49 PM
huh, i haven't heard anything about it being glitchy even the DF breakdown didn't mention anything
That's what I'm surprised about.. 2 buddies of mine are playing it and they both experienced these glitches... Well, not glitches necessarily, but more unpolished than you'd expect from Insomniac..

https://youtu.be/VgiwqmMRXFg

https://twitter.com/krae_man/status/1406348067788541953
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 29, 2021, 09:57:32 PM
David Jaffe (remember him???) was playing it and said it was buggier than he expected something that big (AAA first party game) to be. Nothing game breaking but way less polish than was normal.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 30, 2021, 05:55:54 AM
huh, i haven't heard anything about it being glitchy even the DF breakdown didn't mention anything
That's what I'm surprised about.. 2 buddies of mine are playing it and they both experienced these glitches... Well, not glitches necessarily, but more unpolished than you'd expect from Insomniac..

https://youtu.be/VgiwqmMRXFg

https://twitter.com/krae_man/status/1406348067788541953

I talked about how easy it is to break in the PS5 thread. I imagine the ammount of stuff they overlooked would make it a pretty fun game to speedrun.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Coax on June 30, 2021, 07:17:02 AM
David Jaffe (remember him???)

It's been so long since I've seen him that my brain seems to morph my mental image into that of Rich Evans for some reason :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on June 30, 2021, 05:02:26 PM

I talked about how easy it is to break in the PS5 thread. I imagine the ammount of stuff they overlooked would make it a pretty fun game to speedrun.

Clearly a level of polish and precision that was only possible by focusing dev solely on a single platform  8)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tuckers Law on June 30, 2021, 05:25:13 PM
Jaffe is such an interesting guy.  Sometimes I find his takes confusing, and on occasion I get frustrated with his severe ADD during his interviews on his YouTube channel, but he’ll always be a legend because of Twisted Metal and God of War.  Plus, he was calling out Jason Schreeeeier on his bullshit long before anyone else, so that’s another positive.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 30, 2021, 06:00:46 PM
Whats wrong with Jason Schreier?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 01, 2021, 02:55:27 AM
Hes a cunt
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 01, 2021, 07:23:29 AM
David Jaffe (remember him???)

It's been so long since I've seen him that my brain seems to morph my mental image into that of Rich Evans for some reason :doge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xA9eNoN_9k
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tuckers Law on July 01, 2021, 12:44:08 PM
Whats wrong with Jason Schreier?

He’s toxic towards others which don’t agree in lockstep with him, which then gets amplified because he has a subset of sycophants (thankfully growing smaller over time) who lionize him for that shit.  Jason Schreier is a prime example of bad actors within the enthusiast press that, no matter how tenuous the connection, will evoke gamergate as a shield against any criticism or examination of his shitty actions and behaviors.

He’s also a massive gaping cunt of a hypocrite, having posted about how he was leaving Kotaku because of corporate control over their “journalism”, only to go and land at fucking Bloomberg.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on July 01, 2021, 01:04:58 PM
Whats wrong with Jason Schreier?

He’s toxic towards others which don’t agree in lockstep with him, which then gets amplified because he has a subset of sycophants (thankfully growing smaller over time) who lionize him for that shit.  Jason Schreier is a prime example of bad actors within the enthusiast press that, no matter how tenuous the connection, will evoke gamergate as a shield against any criticism or examination of his shitty actions and behaviors.

He’s also a massive gaping cunt of a hypocrite, having posted about how he was leaving Kotaku because of corporate control over their “journalism”, only to go and land at fucking Bloomberg.

Don't forget him quietly deleting tweets and whatnot whenever he turns out to be wrong, as a perfect model of journalistic integrity  :smug
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Kestastrophe on July 01, 2021, 06:27:12 PM
Yikes, that sounds pretty damning
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on July 02, 2021, 08:16:41 AM
He’s also a massive gaping cunt of a hypocrite, having posted about how he was leaving Kotaku because of corporate control over their “journalism”, only to go and land at fucking Bloomberg.
?
That's only hypocritical if Bloomberg meddles the way G/O Media tried to with Deadspin (and maybe with Kotaku) and if he knew that going in. (I was actually surprised by how many people at Kotaku walked out in the end.)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tuckers Law on July 02, 2021, 06:42:30 PM
It’s off-topic really so I’m reticent to continue here, but some stuff came out about their lacking in editorial independence when Mike Bloomberg was running for president.

Anyways, how ‘bout them Ratchem and Clunk…
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 06, 2021, 04:53:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ4MfK4bO4g
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 06, 2021, 07:23:57 PM
That last shot :titus
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 18, 2021, 05:05:19 PM
https://youtu.be/oA4G0dEDxmc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 18, 2021, 07:06:10 PM
The lore is insane :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 19, 2021, 11:04:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qteWNccZvg0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 26, 2021, 04:41:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGlDnY7GQPU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 26, 2021, 09:49:05 PM
Gonna be getting Cruelty Squad the first time it's on sale.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on July 28, 2021, 01:59:06 AM
breaching

spoiler (click to show/hide)
breaching

spoiler (click to show/hide)
breaching

spoiler (click to show/hide)
breaching
[close]
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 28, 2021, 09:02:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pO39Sh6THg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on July 29, 2021, 09:36:17 AM
Damn, is that the Spintires final boss?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on August 04, 2021, 07:37:49 PM
https://youtu.be/kEiuRdCZ8UA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 15, 2021, 03:38:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvPkAYT6B1Q
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on August 15, 2021, 05:47:54 PM
i wanna see a dunkey video on some bullshit ass crypto nft game like axie infinity (current market cap for the token associated with that game: nearly 4 billion -_-.... )

everyone should always reflect on dunkeys question at 2:48 in every medium. i have played all those games, but also there's so many classic titles i still need to play. i still like buying the new shit sometimes though and am happy to take the moniker of Big Bitch
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 16, 2021, 04:10:13 AM
i wanna see a dunkey video on some bullshit ass crypto nft game like axie infinity (current market cap for the token associated with that game: nearly 4 billion -_-.... )

I didn't know these were a thing untill E3 2021. Enter the showcase for Blankos Block Party.

https://www.engadget.com/blankos-nft-video-games-blockchain-201255734.html? (https://www.engadget.com/blankos-nft-video-games-blockchain-201255734.html?)

Terrible.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on August 16, 2021, 10:41:27 AM
Seems he jumped the gap from Atari to Last gen practically.... From what I recall, games were straight $50 for the longest span of the existence of vidyah.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on August 16, 2021, 04:18:34 PM
Seems he jumped the gap from Atari to Last gen practically.... From what I recall, games were straight $50 for the longest span of the existence of vidyah.

Don't know what it was like during the pre-crash/crash days but NES games were usually $45 to $50... Master System and Genesis RPGs (Phantasy Star especially) were a bit more money due to ROM sizes. I remember PSIV being sold for $110 back in the day! SNES games tended to be a bit higher on average than Genesis games (I believe due to the fact a lot of SNES games had add on DSPs and other chips), $60 to $70, with more for RPGs (FF6 I remember buying for $80). Some of the smaller ROM size NES/SNES games were cheaper, Mystic Quest I remember retailing for $40.

The PS1 era was the one that really standardized the $50 video game, with some exceptions (the $20 Greatest Hits lineup, some other budget titles like Spec Ops on the low end, with the WD collectors editions on the high end).
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 16, 2021, 07:52:05 PM
I remember some games being $80 or more during the early 90s. Might have been local pricing or store-specific pricing rather than MSRP, though.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 16, 2021, 08:21:23 PM
Genesis games were definitely $70+ as stated due to cartridge size. There was a whole big deal about I think Strider being THE FIRST 8 MEG GAME.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on August 17, 2021, 08:37:10 AM
In my neck of the woods, I remember most Genesis games were straight $50 regardless of MB size; Strider, PSIV, even that obscure space ship or tank game that was around 12MB, iirc.. wish I could remember the name of it Ha!  Found it!... And realized I was suckered back then!  :lol  Star Control! The box says "12 megabit game".. which obviously translates to 1.5MB.  But my pre-teen self didn't know shit other than 12 is larger than 8, so the game must be HUGE.  lmao
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/sega/images/0/07/Scontrol.jpg)
I do remember SNES games varying in price though.  Seeing FFIII(6) retailing at $70 blew my mind back then.   I remember thinking, man... that game must be AWESOME!!   :lol  Granted, it was an amazing game back then... If I was Team Nintendo, I would've splurged for it no question.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on August 17, 2021, 01:18:52 PM
Most games during the 16-bit era were generally $60-$80 new.  Some of them went as high as $100, like some RPGs and Virtua Racing.  Depended on the store for how much of a price-gouge there was.

When we got the Saturn and Playstation, there was a drop and most games were $50 new.  That was nice.  Noawadays, the prices are just going back up.  :'(
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on August 17, 2021, 01:59:21 PM
That's weird, cuz I remember looking through toy catalogs and every Genesis and/or Master System game being $49.99 everywhere; Lionel Play World, KB Toys, Service Merchandise, Sears..
I do remember Virtua Racing being high because of the FX chip..

Edit: looking at old toy catalog scans, the prices are higher!  Wtf... Feel like I took crazy pills.. I remember writing prices down on Christmas lists. :lol But yeah, guess the prices would fluctuate way more than I realized.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 17, 2021, 02:15:54 PM
It was mainly the rpgs on the Genesis that were higher, so if you weren't into them then that probably explains it
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on August 17, 2021, 03:00:56 PM
It was mainly the rpgs on the Genesis that were higher, so if you weren't into them then that probably explains it

Or if you went to stores with crazy prices, like Media Play!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 17, 2021, 03:22:51 PM
It was mainly the rpgs on the Genesis that were higher, so if you weren't into them then that probably explains it

Or if you went to stores with crazy prices, like Media Play!

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/LJemLPJs6dBhm/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47nrvbmgk46xxkz3vqsqlnpwwwryjdcsqaob6ioxin&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on August 17, 2021, 04:42:37 PM
Only RPG I remember actually buying for Genesis, was PSIV.  I rented it at first from a Blockbuster, because I was skeptical of it after being let down by PSIII… loved it for that weekend and played over 10 hours of it.. had to return it… re-rent the next weekend… data was over written of course, so decided to just go buy it.  Got a ride to the mall to get it and being astonished that the retail box for a new one was still the same cardboard, Nintendo like, crap packaging, and not just a blockbuster thing.  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: james on August 24, 2021, 10:58:29 AM
The last game I paid $60 for was Mario Party 3 on N64
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on August 25, 2021, 05:59:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KXqQT4JLIQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on August 27, 2021, 10:44:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5P24B-s7ks
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on September 04, 2021, 09:47:36 PM
https://youtu.be/yRiZ1MoAa5c
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on September 05, 2021, 10:17:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5P24B-s7ks

Cracked up at the Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle music for "Orange Tesla", since for some reason I've been on an Alex Kidd kick lately.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on September 24, 2021, 12:44:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjA_4n8IbRs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on September 24, 2021, 12:44:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p24cqO7rP8o
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on September 24, 2021, 12:44:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOQzTtsr3AQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on September 24, 2021, 01:15:56 PM
really makes you feel like batman
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 24, 2021, 04:12:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p24cqO7rP8o
I like how Dunkey breaks a 10/10 game in 5 seconds flat.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 24, 2021, 05:50:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOQzTtsr3AQ

This video reminds me of other dunkey videos 🤔
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 26, 2021, 04:23:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZVrqi4Nw8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on September 26, 2021, 07:33:57 PM
"Once again reprising his role as Birdo is the actor Morgan Freeman"

 :hesright
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 27, 2021, 10:21:43 AM
Wow, that's crazy. I'm gonna have to read up on this.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 05, 2021, 05:18:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXUz8Js8Weg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: chronovore on October 06, 2021, 02:24:44 AM
Seems he jumped the gap from Atari to Last gen practically.... From what I recall, games were straight $50 for the longest span of the existence of vidyah.

Don't know what it was like during the pre-crash/crash days but NES games were usually $45 to $50... Master System and Genesis RPGs (Phantasy Star especially) were a bit more money due to ROM sizes. I remember PSIV being sold for $110 back in the day! SNES games tended to be a bit higher on average than Genesis games (I believe due to the fact a lot of SNES games had add on DSPs and other chips), $60 to $70, with more for RPGs (FF6 I remember buying for $80). Some of the smaller ROM size NES/SNES games were cheaper, Mystic Quest I remember retailing for $40.

The PS1 era was the one that really standardized the $50 video game, with some exceptions (the $20 Greatest Hits lineup, some other budget titles like Spec Ops on the low end, with the WD collectors editions on the high end).

I remember Atari 2600 games costing $40-50, but 30s of googling says they were $20-30 (in '70s dollars), which is a significantly higher worth than $50 in 2021. Also just learned that Activision originally just started selling their reverse-engineered cartridges without permission from Atari, which lead to lawsuits, settlement, and then licensing — making Activision the first 3rd party videogame developer for consoles.

I also remember seeing "Custer's Revenge" cartridges behind the counter at the local music store (vinyl LPs and cassettes), and it was $70 or so, but it was a weird artifact: an X-Rated video game, where the goal is to rape bound Native American women. …Yeah.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on October 06, 2021, 02:00:54 PM
https://fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflation
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 11, 2021, 06:03:19 PM
https://youtu.be/JNhmhw60QDk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on October 12, 2021, 10:06:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_AyFGk8sc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on October 24, 2021, 06:30:11 PM
https://youtu.be/ONfg5qeK_mI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on October 30, 2021, 03:49:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV2ofHNLQa4
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on October 30, 2021, 04:13:16 PM
the dunking jaffe deserved
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 31, 2021, 07:13:20 PM
I'd play Metroid Bread.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on November 01, 2021, 04:46:53 AM
He's doing one of his "this is the shittiest game ever" / "this is the greatest game ever" combo videos, isn't he?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 01, 2021, 09:03:50 AM
He's doing one of his "this is the shittiest game ever" / "this is the greatest game ever" combo videos, isn't he?

No, it just sucks.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on November 01, 2021, 04:48:36 PM
if it wasn't obvious when he's saying samus returns is the best game in the series but super metroid and dread are doodoo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 08, 2021, 12:12:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSRY0CdeOl0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on November 08, 2021, 04:49:24 AM
literal vampire potbelly goblins? :info
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on November 08, 2021, 12:41:20 PM
Lufia music :o

Dunkey  :bow
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 15, 2021, 11:06:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAB7Pn-aRe8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 18, 2021, 04:18:00 PM
https://youtu.be/6EvZF2m546k
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on November 21, 2021, 05:49:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajh9e3PDAOc

:idont
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 01, 2021, 07:58:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuvDsT4sRzU

:rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 02, 2021, 07:09:25 PM
https://youtu.be/vC5JnJD9KzY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 03, 2021, 10:57:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aGnSWsJ2KY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 04, 2021, 07:22:24 AM
I always like how Dunkey breaks the latest AAAAAAAA+ release so easily.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 04, 2021, 11:13:49 AM
I always like how Dunkey breaks the latest AAAAAAAA+ release so easily.

I like how somehow this is actually part of his Donkey Kong month thing, lol.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 05, 2021, 01:16:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGJ6TvKDlvI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 06, 2021, 07:23:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZmHbYShJRM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 10, 2021, 07:25:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwqOqCplWMc

And that video was...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRnMwtdegII
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:heyman

Quote
1 million views in 8 hours.
Donkey Kong content is the new meta.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 21, 2021, 03:31:08 PM
https://youtu.be/FdFJzNC0NPI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on January 03, 2022, 05:51:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvn9Pg4lUy8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on January 20, 2022, 05:09:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xRTFtw7qWk

The ending :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on January 30, 2022, 12:13:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCgYKW-UPYc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on February 08, 2022, 05:32:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vak7MUaa5E
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: naff on February 08, 2022, 05:37:21 PM
"gamefreaks second game" lmao. on point.

summarises why the gameplay is greater than the sum of it's parts well. you do everything, you do it fast, and it's fun af. many rpg's could take notes there.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on February 19, 2022, 04:20:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82oJt2enz8A
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: chronovore on February 20, 2022, 02:31:30 AM
That was hiLarious.  :lol

Edit: spelling. I guess I spent all my Ls on "LOL" but then collected a fresh L for the mistake.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tuckers Law on February 20, 2022, 06:48:19 AM
“Because that’s my Roblox name”.  :lol  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: james on February 22, 2022, 02:40:21 AM
Why are children playing a game with guns
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 22, 2022, 11:17:01 AM
Why are children playing a game with guns

Because they're in America
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on February 22, 2022, 04:14:06 PM
"No!!! It's not me I think" :dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on February 24, 2022, 03:07:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q38fjcyP1IQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on February 24, 2022, 07:37:11 PM
Horizon is the kind of game you want Japanese developers to make. Maybe they put too much thought into their dumb lore, but at least it's gonne be skippable between sick robot dino levels. With western devs? nooo, we need deep dialogue (but we also can't actually write it).
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 12, 2022, 02:22:47 PM
https://youtu.be/KjHe05UG0aU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 23, 2022, 03:09:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1H4o4FW-wA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on March 31, 2022, 03:52:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZavtHhk508

:rejoice
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on April 10, 2022, 05:20:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUKinGYoeDA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 21, 2022, 06:35:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4dG7zKuI7w
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on April 21, 2022, 12:30:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcJB9GWRq9Q
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 01, 2022, 01:19:10 PM
https://youtu.be/a_0PSZ2S_yw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on May 10, 2022, 07:30:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TdptvwVKQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on May 18, 2022, 09:37:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsNPUaYV4PM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 30, 2022, 12:34:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DCsrRmQGTQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 11, 2022, 03:55:05 PM
https://youtu.be/Qphzma9v7hk

Quote
The game also contains a romantic subplot involving the player characters step-sister.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on June 11, 2022, 04:22:06 PM
This Dunkey vid was better than 99% of Summer Games Fest so far  :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 11, 2022, 04:37:09 PM
https://youtu.be/Qphzma9v7hk

Quote
The game also contains a romantic subplot involving the player characters step-sister.

:dunno

https://twitter.com/TuxedoPato/status/1529127079631110146
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on June 18, 2022, 06:57:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBD3ExFI9_E

10/Pizza would Dunk again
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on June 18, 2022, 09:21:16 PM
"This year's E3 was a goddamn joke."

Well obviously, Nintendo wasn't there. :trumps :elon :miyamoto
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: demi on June 18, 2022, 10:49:18 PM
My boy Pete getting a shout out by the fat dunkster
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on June 25, 2022, 09:57:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWHEmg7f8Lw
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on June 29, 2022, 06:39:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDD-zGFlm3Q
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 10, 2022, 04:00:45 PM
https://youtu.be/-7rntSmx1bU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 22, 2022, 06:16:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyI7G8G8-qg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 27, 2022, 03:22:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE6JBysCljk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on July 28, 2022, 09:51:57 AM
oops.. not sure how I missed that.   

Anywho, I really want to play this game...
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 31, 2022, 02:49:04 PM
oops.. not sure how I missed that.   

Anywho, I really want to play this game...

It's part of PS+. If you're like me and don't like paying for online, they introduced a 7-day trial period for the new PS gamepass thing. I'm basically using those 7 days to play through Stray. It's like 3 to 5 hours long depending on how much you explore.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on August 07, 2022, 04:31:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ0vXdG4T1k
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on August 15, 2022, 01:03:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwI9qmu4A5k
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on August 15, 2022, 05:08:23 PM
Hopefully by now he is ashamed of his words and deeds in his 6/10 or whatever Yakuza 0 review.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on August 23, 2022, 11:07:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n2egb45C7E
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on August 24, 2022, 04:44:03 AM
so rivals of aether at some point became mugen?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on August 29, 2022, 03:59:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqZ6kU0zQwc

Lots of spoilers tho
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on August 29, 2022, 04:41:04 PM
Well that saved me about 80 hours.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on August 29, 2022, 04:47:22 PM
(https://c.tenor.com/6SV3gtES_x0AAAAC/ok-agent-k.gif)

missed oppertunity for a agent j and agent k joke
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on August 29, 2022, 05:05:56 PM
Quote
"Shill Shill, who told me this game was good!"
:heh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on August 30, 2022, 06:45:24 PM
https://twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/1564449802829676546
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on August 30, 2022, 07:07:31 PM
wow xenoblade 3 looks annoying as fuck :doge
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Polident Hive on August 30, 2022, 07:18:48 PM
Cutscenes seem so up their own ass, it made me think of Xenosaga, and it’s how I finally put two and two together. These are from the same guys. I’m embarrassed.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on August 30, 2022, 07:42:21 PM
Personally I'm really done with the line "I WANNA LIVE!" in Japanese-produced media. That particular dead horse has been stomped into giblets.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: james on August 30, 2022, 11:57:42 PM
Who still plays japanese games? That shit got old in 1996
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on August 31, 2022, 10:51:20 AM
The world does not have enough existential dread so we need the escapism :trumps
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on August 31, 2022, 06:10:46 PM
Who still plays japanese games? That shit got old in 1996

As opposed to Western games, which were never much fun in the first place. ;)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on August 31, 2022, 09:32:45 PM
It's always funny seeing youtubers who grew up during the N64 era of virtually no RPGs complain about how Nintendo is now making them a big focus instead of Scrimblo Bimblo and his hunt for the 1000 Snarfoogles collectathon 3D platformer.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on August 31, 2022, 11:12:02 PM
Could be because Nintendo's platformers are usually excellent and their RPGs are hit-and-miss.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 12, 2022, 06:26:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p2JcCoh1CU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 12, 2022, 07:55:36 PM
One of the better Dunkeys in recent times  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on September 14, 2022, 05:02:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p2JcCoh1CU

This direct had like 5 different farming sims and they all pretty much looked identical, except for the half-JRPG one... But the farming mechanics still look identical to the others. :lol Guess indie devs moved on from Metroidvanias.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 14, 2022, 07:02:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p2JcCoh1CU

This direct had like 5 different farming sims and they all pretty much looked identical, except for the half-JRPG one... But the farming mechanics still look identical to the others. :lol Guess indie devs moved on from Metroidvanias.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLT2SHL_lg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on September 14, 2022, 08:26:33 PM
What kind of 4D jujitsu did my brain do that I saw that on YT and thought I was replying to it being posted here? :thinking :thinking :thinking :thinking
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 14, 2022, 08:46:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p2JcCoh1CU

This direct had like 5 different farming sims and they all pretty much looked identical, except for the half-JRPG one... But the farming mechanics still look identical to the others. :lol Guess indie devs moved on from Metroidvanias.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLT2SHL_lg
Dunkey gets it!  :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on September 18, 2022, 06:50:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhE4q8OmWs0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on September 21, 2022, 09:21:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEt27Jgp8gs

 :hulk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: james on September 21, 2022, 09:42:44 PM
Getting high on your own supply

Shark jump 101
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on September 21, 2022, 09:50:11 PM
Can't wait to see the Dunkey parody videos of his own Dunkey Directs
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on September 21, 2022, 09:50:37 PM
Getting high on your own supply

Shark jump 101

Support Independent Creators :american
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on September 21, 2022, 10:08:25 PM
Not sure we need a company just publishing Super Mario Bros. 2 clones, but I guess.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on September 22, 2022, 09:03:07 AM
Honestly, good luck to him.

Picking the right ones (which I have some confidence he will) is gonna be difficult when he sees them only partially completed and they're gonna have to do a lot more than that.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 22, 2022, 11:11:07 AM
https://twitter.com/davemakes/status/1572749041360056320

Shitty game devs fuming. Try making a good game if you wanna get published by the dunk, losers.  :patel

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 22, 2022, 11:25:07 AM
Best of luck to him?  I just hope he still makes videos like AVGN still does.. Just keep doing what you enjoy (and brought you fame), make some dunklets, and ride into retirement with your family.  But, Suum cuique.  I not going to go out of my way and buy whatever he publishes just because of who he is.  :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BIONIC on September 22, 2022, 11:33:06 AM
Modern-day AVGN  :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on September 22, 2022, 12:39:50 PM
Modern-day AVGN  :kobeyuck

He's kinda gotten better after all the Screenwave backlash.  Kinda.

Modern-day AVGN hairline

:cornette

Shave it off, dude.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on September 22, 2022, 01:02:57 PM
He only keeps it because of the Nerd character and he thinks it makes the Nerd look more pathetic as he ages, which is on-brand for nerds.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: james on September 22, 2022, 01:14:12 PM
Personally I hope he fails because hes fat
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on September 22, 2022, 01:54:27 PM
I mean, fair play to him doing this if hes investing the necessary cash and trying to do creators a solid.

He knows exactly what a 'content publisher' fucking over their creators looks like firsthand.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on September 22, 2022, 03:24:15 PM
Best of luck to him?  I just hope he still makes videos like AVGN still does.. Just keep doing what you enjoy (and brought you fame), make some dunklets, and ride into retirement with your family.  But, Suum cuique.  I not going to go out of my way and buy whatever he publishes just because of who he is.  :lol

AVGN is the complete opposite. :doge Dude is clearly trapped in a work/topic he has no passion for and can't get out.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 22, 2022, 08:47:27 PM
There’s so much indie garbage out there he can’t possibly make things worse. If he publishes/supports even one game that’s competent, that puts him in the upper tier by default. Per The Washington Post, he makes at least $1.7 million per year so that should be fairly helpful to get some games across the finish line. I wish him luck.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on September 22, 2022, 09:27:26 PM
Honestly the world needs more of this. The only iffy part is whether people consider him a journalist and whether he'll report on his own games. If he can avoid conflicts of interest, this is a really great thing for the industry IMO (if taken at its word).
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Coax on September 23, 2022, 03:00:15 AM
I not going to go out of my way and buy whatever he publishes just because of who he is.  :lol

I thought it was kinda amusing when he rolled off a list of various well regarded and publicized indie titles, implying he played an important role in bringing them to attention. It's not like they were obscure gems that other channels give attention to. Like, if someone has made a solid indie title are they going to be eager to release via Dunkey's company just because of his comedy channel clout or a more established publisher?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on September 23, 2022, 07:11:45 AM
Maybe it's all some sort of meta gag where he brings even more metroid knockoffs of debatable quality to market :rash
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on September 23, 2022, 08:42:09 AM
I not going to go out of my way and buy whatever he publishes just because of who he is.  :lol

I thought it was kinda amusing when he rolled off a list of various well regarded and publicized indie titles, implying he played an important role in bringing them to attention. It's not like they were obscure gems that other channels give attention to. Like, if someone has made a solid indie title are they going to be eager to release via Dunkey's company just because of his comedy channel clout or a more established publisher?
My only point was, with as many subscribers/fans he has, there's no doubt there will be the many that will purchase the games he publishes soley to support/grovel to him, regardless of what the game is.  I have nothing against what he's doing at all and I do believe in supporting indie devs no doubt.  He has relatively good taste in games based on his videos (dunkviews)... I just would like him to continue making his videos too, whether they're hit or miss.  For the record, I haven't even watched that video announcement yet.  :P  It doesn't interest me.  I read enough prior to even give it a click.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Watch him start doing his own limited run style physical crap that will sell-out in seconds only for people to scalp them to cause fake scarcity.  :doge  :yuck
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Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Uncle on September 23, 2022, 10:25:12 AM
I want him to only publish terrible games on purpose like pee pee poo poo fart city
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: james on September 23, 2022, 10:29:32 AM
Prediction: In 2024 his company will collapse in scandal as it's revealed he had an affair with the developer of a cooking game. The cooking game is trash, but she has the voice of a 7 year old so it gets top billing
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Uncle on September 23, 2022, 10:37:37 AM
Prediction: In 2024 his company will collapse in scandal as it's revealed he had an affair with the developer of a cooking game. The cooking game is trash, but she has the voice of a 7 year old so it gets top billing

dunkey deftly deflects the allegations by making an apologetic video owning up to completely different ridiculous allegations that no one made, and in the process advertises the next bigmode game, pee pee poo poo fart city 2
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on September 23, 2022, 11:19:57 AM
His wife already has the voice of a 7 year old :heh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on September 23, 2022, 04:49:55 PM
https://twitter.com/davemakes/status/1572749041360056320

Shitty game devs fuming. Try making a good game if you wanna get published by the dunk, losers.  :patel
After reading this guys multiple long threads on this, I'm not sure that he understands what publishing actually entails either. He seems to be attacking Dunkey for not having put his business plan in the video and instead putting in the video his intentions on why he intends his publishing service to be different. He also seems completely to be unaware that massive publishers also base decisions on "having played lots of games and only endorsing good ones", Ubisoft for example does not make every decision based on this (especially when licenses are involved like Avatar) but Ubisoft does employ a single executive in the role of playing prototypes and rejecting or endorsing them purely on gameplay grounds before they can continue on in development. The Division came about partly because of this executives choices on gameplay concepts that Massive submitted, if not for this executives endorsement the project that turned into The Division never would have happened and they would have been turned into a Far Cry franchise helping studio. Once he signed off on The Division, it was then that the other executives started looking at whether or not stuff like the Tom Clancy franchise could fit the concept which eventually led to paring the two and The Division as we know it came about.

Also, he eventually got to what seems to be his actual major complaint with Dunkey:
https://twitter.com/davemakes/status/1573133533140643840
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Uncle on September 23, 2022, 07:15:34 PM
this is ignoring the 1300 tweets where he explicitly supported lgb people
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on September 23, 2022, 07:23:36 PM
I was under the impression that a heterosexual fat man should stay in his lane and never comment in such issues :thinking

We need a Roddy Piper emote for when woke people suddenly change the rules, like the 'just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions' promo/segment.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on September 24, 2022, 01:15:34 PM
https://twitter.com/davemakes/status/1572749041360056320

Shitty game devs fuming. Try making a good game if you wanna get published by the dunk, losers.  :patel
After reading this guys multiple long threads on this, I'm not sure that he understands what publishing actually entails either. He seems to be attacking Dunkey for not having put his business plan in the video and instead putting in the video his intentions on why he intends his publishing service to be different. He also seems completely to be unaware that massive publishers also base decisions on "having played lots of games and only endorsing good ones", Ubisoft for example does not make every decision based on this (especially when licenses are involved like Avatar) but Ubisoft does employ a single executive in the role of playing prototypes and rejecting or endorsing them purely on gameplay grounds before they can continue on in development. The Division came about partly because of this executives choices on gameplay concepts that Massive submitted, if not for this executives endorsement the project that turned into The Division never would have happened and they would have been turned into a Far Cry franchise helping studio. Once he signed off on The Division, it was then that the other executives started looking at whether or not stuff like the Tom Clancy franchise could fit the concept which eventually led to paring the two and The Division as we know it came about.

Also, he eventually got to what seems to be his actual major complaint with Dunkey:
https://twitter.com/davemakes/status/1573133533140643840

This whole "inaction is actively malicious" kick the youngs and/or the libs are pushing lately makes no sense to me. It's not scalable at all, both on the individual (I need to be screaming about my beliefs 24/7) and societal levels (everyone needs to be screaming?)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on September 24, 2022, 01:18:31 PM
The idea that you can't start a game company just because you like video games is fucking stupid.

99% of the biggest game companies that exist today were created because the founder liked video games.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Uncle on September 24, 2022, 01:25:30 PM
also just in general that no one should ever try to make a new company because it's hard, instead they should support the status quo of huge faceless exploitive shitty corporations forever
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on September 24, 2022, 01:40:11 PM
https://twitter.com/davemakes/status/1572749041360056320

Shitty game devs fuming. Try making a good game if you wanna get published by the dunk, losers.  :patel
After reading this guys multiple long threads on this, I'm not sure that he understands what publishing actually entails either. He seems to be attacking Dunkey for not having put his business plan in the video and instead putting in the video his intentions on why he intends his publishing service to be different. He also seems completely to be unaware that massive publishers also base decisions on "having played lots of games and only endorsing good ones", Ubisoft for example does not make every decision based on this (especially when licenses are involved like Avatar) but Ubisoft does employ a single executive in the role of playing prototypes and rejecting or endorsing them purely on gameplay grounds before they can continue on in development. The Division came about partly because of this executives choices on gameplay concepts that Massive submitted, if not for this executives endorsement the project that turned into The Division never would have happened and they would have been turned into a Far Cry franchise helping studio. Once he signed off on The Division, it was then that the other executives started looking at whether or not stuff like the Tom Clancy franchise could fit the concept which eventually led to paring the two and The Division as we know it came about.

Also, he eventually got to what seems to be his actual major complaint with Dunkey:
https://twitter.com/davemakes/status/1573133533140643840

This whole "inaction is actively malicious" kick the youngs and/or the libs are pushing lately makes no sense to me. It's not scalable at all, both on the individual (I need to be screaming about my beliefs 24/7) and societal levels (everyone needs to be screaming?)

Shockingly different people have different priorities of what they care about, just because people arent banging on about your pet cause all the time doesn't mean that they're against whatever it is.

Plus, working yourself up into a hate boner for some dude off YouTube that they've probably never met or interacted (outside of maybe replying to a tweet) with because he doesn't talk about what you want him to talk about is fucking insane.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on September 24, 2022, 08:57:46 PM
This whole "inaction is actively malicious" kick the youngs and/or the libs are pushing lately makes no sense to me. It's not scalable at all, both on the individual (I need to be screaming about my beliefs 24/7) and societal levels (everyone needs to be screaming?)
It's a disconnect between the costs of posting something on Twitter (almost nil), the benefits of posting something on Twitter (almost nil) and a desire for a certain subset of the population that lives on Twitter to fit everyone into boxes of either Entirely Good or Entirely Bad. Dunkey posting about any of this doesn't do anything but change who his audience is, but for people who are obsessed with the topic his not posting means they can't tell which box he fits in so they're afraid if they should be in his audience or not.

Also we know at this point that anything is never enough, Dunkey posting sometimes on the topic would be held against him ("oh, he only posts during Pride Month? He only posts about his queer friends? Why hasn't Dunkey posted about student loans? Does Dunkey not care about Ukraine?"), instead until Dunkey submits his entire being to The Cause he's suspect and therefore probably Entirely Bad so everything he does should he be viewed through that lens. No matter what support he may have shown in the past at some point there will always be new reasons to demand he stop focusing on whatever he wants to focus on and wear the ribbon. They want a permanent claim on Dunkey's Twitter existence. (And it will expand from there.)

It's really fascinating how much Modern Twitter facilitates authoritarian (and cult) practices and I'm surprised there's seemingly so little research being done about it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on September 24, 2022, 09:48:23 PM
I'm surprised there's seemingly so little research being done about it.

I'm not, Twitter sucks shit and anyone with a shred of IQ doesn't bother with it.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: benjipwns on September 24, 2022, 10:23:36 PM
I'm surprised there's seemingly so little research being done about it.

I'm not, Twitter sucks shit and anyone with a shred of IQ doesn't bother with it.
Yeah, but there's gobs on academics spending all day on it. Studies about Facebook don't seem that rare, lots of people spend research time on more obscure versions of things Twitter does like Gab or whatever, etc.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on October 02, 2022, 11:50:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3DTWBVJBpo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on October 03, 2022, 12:21:50 PM
I literally snarfed out my water at that DMC4 bit.  :rofl
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on October 03, 2022, 06:31:33 PM
No one does dramatic death scenes better than Capcom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LISmPmdUhYA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: chronovore on October 04, 2022, 08:04:49 PM
I'll admit that I like Dunkey's humor, and wish him luck.

I will also admit, as a developer who has walked the walk for 28 years in both the US and Japan, that "publicly snarky game enthusiast turned game developer" tears are the most delicious drink. A finer dram than even Macallan 18.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 05, 2022, 03:48:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWsFgl-P3xg
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 14, 2022, 03:31:04 PM
https://youtu.be/Spi8Pfg4ozM
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 15, 2022, 02:46:15 PM
They should have hired Dunkey to develop Overwatch 2 tbh
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 15, 2022, 02:48:38 PM
Looks like they've really fucked that game up, I'm kinda surprised that uncle Bobby didn't make Blizzard put it out for full price though.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 19, 2022, 05:00:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxufPVZp5Z8

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 24, 2022, 04:53:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGKByom93uA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on October 24, 2022, 09:06:03 PM
YT comment:
Quote
This game is so immersive to be honest- makes you feel like you are actually making an activision account.

Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 25, 2022, 05:24:50 AM
Why does Bobby kotick suddenly wanna dox everyone :donot

HOT CONSPIRACY THEORY: It's an MS directive so they can sell the data and make some of their money back, and also to spy on you

 :info BILL GATES WILL HACK INTO YOUR PHONE AND WATCH YOU MASTURBATE, ITS RIGHT HERE IN THE DOCUMENTS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on October 25, 2022, 10:01:20 AM
Why does Bobby kotick suddenly wanna dox everyone :donot

HOT CONSPIRACY THEORY: It's an MS directive so they can sell the data and make some of their money back, and also to spy on you

 :info BILL GATES WILL HACK INTO YOUR PHONE AND WATCH YOU MASTURBATE, ITS RIGHT HERE IN THE DOCUMENTS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
:hesright
He wants to know if you're a straight shooter, so he can see if he can hire you to comply and join the force vaccinate and eat bugs task force...  you know, akin to The Last Starfighter?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on October 31, 2022, 04:06:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-VgRHXfmHo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: james on November 01, 2022, 10:19:36 AM
Never heard of that game before, but very good video.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on November 01, 2022, 10:46:49 AM
Holy shit... that was fucking brilliant.  :rofl :rofl :rofl  Literal tears came out of my face from laughing.

That made Shenmue 3 look like a modern art masterpiece.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BIONIC on November 01, 2022, 11:22:12 AM
I unironically like Heavy Rain.

Even with the spotty writing and horrible Frenchy voice actors it was still a lot of fun  :idont
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 01, 2022, 12:02:56 PM
Just allow yourself to become Cagepilled and enjoy the madness.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on November 01, 2022, 02:33:25 PM
never forget

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DY990RYWAAAyD0Q.jpg)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Pissy F Benny on November 01, 2022, 02:46:50 PM
I unironically like Heavy Rain.

Even with the spotty writing and horrible Frenchy voice actors it was still a lot of fun  :idont

same, it was a fun ride and thats all you can ask for :elon
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 01, 2022, 03:13:34 PM
The full Heavy Rain Fail Every Prompt Chase Scene QTE is one of the masterpieces of videogaming and cinema history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMCmZ0RQuLU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 08, 2022, 06:29:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DmXxuFfhSI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on November 13, 2022, 04:28:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBGNPcscuaA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on November 13, 2022, 05:11:05 PM
That last bit showing the user score being equal to or higher than games like Super Mario Odyssey and Elden Ring  :lol :rofl

:dead
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 13, 2022, 08:11:32 PM
Looks like it has less bugs than a typical 3D Sonic  :lol
That last bit showing the user score being equal to or higher than games like Super Mario Odyssey and Elden Ring  :lol :rofl

:dead

Makes sense, you can’t yiff to Mario Odyssey or Elden Ring.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Potato on November 13, 2022, 10:18:51 PM
That last bit showing the user score being equal to or higher than games like Super Mario Odyssey and Elden Ring  :lol :rofl

:dead
It is widely known that Sonic fans are distinguished mentally-challenged, so why would that be a surprise?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 14, 2022, 09:38:28 AM
Looks like it has less bugs than a typical 3D Sonic  :lol
That last bit showing the user score being equal to or higher than games like Super Mario Odyssey and Elden Ring  :lol :rofl

:dead

Makes sense, you can’t yiff to Mario Odyssey or Elden Ring.

I see you are unfamiliar with Blaidd fanart.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 14, 2022, 05:56:48 PM
Cant believe I never saw this CLASSIC Dunkey video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqw-cP51MSQ

Still relevant today!
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on November 21, 2022, 11:11:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXOdkZkpqXk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on November 27, 2022, 09:53:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbcrJ7PDmFA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on December 04, 2022, 04:12:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXApEzjZkl0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on December 11, 2022, 03:47:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x7g1EHdjvc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwEyob2jmXI
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 11, 2022, 05:31:28 PM
Rare's 90's music team was second to none.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 17, 2022, 09:49:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDRFOYRTT04

More DK
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Beezy on December 21, 2022, 06:13:20 PM
I love this one. Jungle Beat was fun as hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKjYYsZzyGA
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 21, 2022, 06:25:02 PM
I have fond memories of Donkey Konga too.

A buddy of mine had it back in the day, we played it along Wario Ware on the GameCube in between matches of Melee and Soul Calibur 2.
As far as local multiplayer was concerned the GameCube was the shit.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on December 26, 2022, 04:18:19 AM
https://youtu.be/7_CTi0IcwOU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 28, 2022, 04:26:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey3hbsynrPI

 :cry
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 31, 2022, 01:07:28 AM
I'll wait to watch this video when it's re-released with a New Funky Mode.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: paprikastaude on January 01, 2023, 04:18:34 PM
TF pretty overrated in retrospect. DKC2>
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on January 08, 2023, 03:55:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21T-Sc-TXJY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on January 08, 2023, 08:16:54 PM
Wth was that Xbox Series Z thing??  :neo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on January 08, 2023, 09:15:47 PM
Some ethical lines getting blurred here I feel.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BIONIC on January 09, 2023, 09:05:16 AM
A YouTuber doing ethically dubious shit?  :titus
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on January 09, 2023, 11:14:15 AM
suuuuuuuper maaaaaario 2 baaaaaybeeeeee

Wth was that Xbox Series Z thing??  :neo

It was a video mockup some tiktokker made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohEV_6F5g4I
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Rufus on January 09, 2023, 11:27:55 AM
Some ethical lines getting blurred here I feel.
That was the pitch. You trust his recs when he doesn't have a financial incentive? Trust his tacit recs when he does have one. EZ.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on January 20, 2023, 02:36:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XftJTSLyMNE
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on January 25, 2023, 04:33:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOz1tdqVvKU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on February 01, 2023, 09:55:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3m8pSu57DE

:rollsafe
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on February 07, 2023, 06:04:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jUcqskbOj8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on February 08, 2023, 06:41:05 AM
Dunkey showing the Youtube babies how shit's done
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on February 13, 2023, 03:52:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OV4VaNW4FU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 13, 2023, 05:39:32 PM
Sorry to my fans, I didn't know that Dunkey was some kind of sex weirdo when I started watching the video.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Tasty on February 13, 2023, 08:41:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OV4VaNW4FU

Classic Dunkey :delicious
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 02, 2023, 03:39:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyFl1_ZnWfQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: james on March 03, 2023, 01:17:31 PM
Dunkey cant stop shilling for his sham company. Sad.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: BIONIC on March 03, 2023, 01:20:08 PM
Dunkey cant stop shilling for his sham company. Sad.

He’s really giving YouTubers and influencers a bad name.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 03, 2023, 01:39:47 PM
 🤣
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on March 03, 2023, 03:16:10 PM
Dunkey cant stop shilling for his sham company. Sad.
Leah won't let him hit it otherwise  :obama
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 11, 2023, 03:36:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0zxlh63RtQ
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on March 22, 2023, 03:51:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kab-fOsrq_Q
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2023, 10:08:43 AM
Looks almost as good as Animal Game, a cool game where you play an animal and is really fun to play and you guys are going to love it just trust me.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 01, 2023, 03:36:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BqgeI1YsZc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on April 08, 2023, 03:44:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKF8nYGx27Q
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on April 17, 2023, 12:21:21 PM
https://youtu.be/YoOQSi1DHKY
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on April 20, 2023, 09:11:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuJ4Uisp0Bo

:mike
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 21, 2023, 03:58:31 PM
(https://media.tenor.com/qDW5D_WR23oAAAAC/redlettermedia-rlm.gif)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on April 21, 2023, 07:24:48 PM
Still have to see it but it's quite remarkable how Miyamoto carried his: "Games shouldn't have a story" rule all the way to Hollywood and probably played a big role creating the biggest film of 2023.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on May 06, 2023, 11:32:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mddj9MvvmOo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 07, 2023, 12:20:14 PM
Dumpster dick disaster
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Raist on May 07, 2023, 02:04:08 PM
I thought it just had shit framerate but holy shit this thing is completely broken. Microsoft :lol
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 08, 2023, 01:00:56 PM
https://youtu.be/NK3xJKqnTxg

This is so good
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: chronovore on May 13, 2023, 07:07:32 PM
Nearly 2 hours? WTAF?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 14, 2023, 06:09:30 AM
Nearly 2 hours? WTAF?

Thats from his stream I think but a funny watch
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 16, 2023, 04:18:34 PM
https://youtu.be/lpFXlkjAurc
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 16, 2023, 06:45:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rGhV0Vt.png)
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: chronovore on May 19, 2023, 11:31:32 PM
Nearly 2 hours? WTAF?

Thats from his stream I think but a funny watch

I watched several bits of it. It was okay, thanks for the encouragement to give it a chance.

I’m probably the biggest Tobal fan here, and it’s stunning to think what an achievement this was in its day. The truly 3D (sidesteps in real depth, not reorientation like Tekken), game ran at 60fps (edit: spelling) non-interlaced if you had supported S-video, and then here was this whole roguelike quest mode. Amazing.

At my last job, the dev team discovered Tobal 2, and were proud of their skills. I came in without practice, played non-main and switched between all the characters each match, and still cleaned house across the team. One guy stopped my run, he’s a prodigy.

I love that game.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Polident Hive on May 20, 2023, 06:48:37 AM
Tobal 2 was one of my first imports. Way back when me and school buddies pooled our money to get it. We had a dedicated paper clip to play imports on my PS1. Think I ended up with most of those CDs. A friend took my FF7 demo disc from Total 1, so call it even.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: tiesto on May 20, 2023, 12:10:08 PM
Tobal 2 is such a stunning looking game for the era, great music too. Tobal no 1 was a lot of fun, especially the dungeon crawl mode, so it's a shame the second game never came to the states. I did eventually import it, along with Internal Section (another fantastic Japan-only Squaresoft release).

Ahh, the days when Square was making amazing and creative non-RPGs along with some of the best RPGs ever. Nowadays SE can barely get the RPG part right :(
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Svejk on May 20, 2023, 06:08:45 PM
Still waiting on SE to make my Einhander sequel. :hmph
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on May 27, 2023, 03:39:21 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyQdn5bwF_Q
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on June 06, 2023, 12:01:18 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0acyYZAfio
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on June 12, 2023, 04:04:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZaKNXNsWWo
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on June 21, 2023, 05:47:06 PM
WOW

https://youtu.be/iUMgIPlWHO8
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 05, 2023, 03:49:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhoQ96DVL4M
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 05, 2023, 06:02:45 PM
When will the coward dunkey play FF16?
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: MMaRsu on July 06, 2023, 04:23:57 AM
When will the coward dunkey play FF16?

Make sure to watch to the end tho
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on July 16, 2023, 06:02:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zciIG2b3SV8

Final Fantasy? Dunkey only plays real hardcore games.
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on July 24, 2023, 04:51:29 PM
https://youtu.be/Kw51fkRiKZU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 02, 2023, 11:22:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_GVjTHtmlU
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Nintex on December 14, 2023, 04:56:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ocMyd8dGk
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: bork on March 24, 2024, 09:27:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQV6guvFmM0
Title: Re: Dunkey
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2024, 01:31:16 PM
The musical interlude was so good, it made Will Smith speechless.