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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: El Babua on February 10, 2018, 02:15:55 PM

Title: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: El Babua on February 10, 2018, 02:15:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5CTlRKa1SE

Nomura-Sama :rejoice
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: CrazyDiamond on February 10, 2018, 02:24:25 PM
I've been waiting for this for 12 years. Can't believe it's finally happening

https://twitter.com/utadahikaru/status/962349555823120384

Even Utada is tired of waiting

And Riku turned into Noctis Jr. for some reason


Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Positive Touch on February 10, 2018, 02:54:45 PM
I'm still not sure why this isn't a reboot. any kid that grew up loving these games is now nearing retirement
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Tasty on February 10, 2018, 03:43:23 PM
Utada bitches :rejoice
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: demi on February 10, 2018, 04:41:47 PM
Still no release date? Lul

Need to get around to playing 2.5HD
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Tasty on February 10, 2018, 05:26:39 PM
It's been twelve fucking years since KH2 lmao.

People who were BORN on the day KH2 released are now this game's target audience, Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Bebpo on February 10, 2018, 06:36:45 PM
I'm still not sure why this isn't a reboot. any kid that grew up loving these games is now nearing retirement

That's what happens when your game was supposed to come out a decade ago.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Positive Touch on February 10, 2018, 08:22:22 PM
i just want Nomura to stop hurting us
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Rufus on February 10, 2018, 08:53:06 PM
What did he do to get this much leeway?
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 10, 2018, 09:02:21 PM
i just want Nomura to stop hurting us

I'm sure he has a whipping belt for every occasion
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 10, 2018, 09:30:21 PM
I waited for years for a new song and well yeah.............
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 10, 2018, 09:53:31 PM
The Gooch got kicked to the curb because of a stupid movie, yet Nomura keep failing upwards despite numerous mismanaged projects. Sad.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: a slime appears on February 13, 2018, 09:01:18 AM
To be fair, Sakaguchi nearly bankrupt the entire company and forced them to merge with Enix to stay solvent.

Nomura, while not as fiscally irresponsible, is pretty legendary for his completely inability to manage a project. I'm guessing sales of Kingdom Hearts 3 will dictate his job status at Square Enix.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: HardcoreRetro on February 13, 2018, 09:04:30 AM
I like how the opening song for the first game is so gay, I felt more ashamed playing Kingdom Hearts than I did Rapelay.

Reason enough to buy it.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: CrazyDiamond on February 13, 2018, 09:15:56 AM
Wasn't Nomura juggling multiple projects during his time with FFXV until Square told him to focus on KH3? I remember reading somewhere that production didn't really start until a couple years before release, but I can't remember where that was.

I mean, if he was that bad at it they would't have made him director for the FFVII remake, would they?
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 13, 2018, 12:33:26 PM
To be fair, Sakaguchi nearly bankrupt the entire company and forced them to merge with Enix to stay solvent.

Nomura, while not as fiscally irresponsible, is pretty legendary for his completely inability to manage a project. I'm guessing sales of Kingdom Hearts 3 will dictate his job status at Square Enix.

Stop using your facts and logic to ruin my narrative! :bolo
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 13, 2018, 12:33:58 PM
I mean, if he was that bad at it they would't have made him director for the FFVII remake, would they?

:heh
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 13, 2018, 02:45:55 PM
I'm trying to replay through KH1 and 2 on the PS4 with my daughter before KH3 comes out. KH1 has not aged well.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Purple Filth on February 13, 2018, 03:18:22 PM
I'm ready   :doge
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: a slime appears on February 13, 2018, 04:35:05 PM
I'm trying to replay through KH1 and 2 on the PS4 with my daughter before KH3 comes out. KH1 has not aged well.

KH1 was always a bad game.

KH2, while I still don't like it, was clearly a more cohesive design (improved combat + less boxy levels).
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: El Babua on February 19, 2018, 02:02:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrMr4iZPFz8
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 19, 2018, 02:50:14 PM
The car key :dead
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Tasty on February 19, 2018, 03:10:41 PM
Venmo :lol
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: toku on February 22, 2018, 08:02:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtGK4gacTRw
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: paprikastaude on February 22, 2018, 08:19:42 PM
Why are there all these Disney places? Are they all in the same world as the main kid? Are they different dimensions? Why would some animu boy end up in a Disney movie? They said the Toy Story thing is canon, what? What's with the Final Fantasy guys that apparently aren't really the Final Fantasy guys?
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: CrazyDiamond on February 22, 2018, 11:10:48 PM
Why are there all these Disney places? Are they all in the same world as the main kid? Are they different dimensions?

Each Disney property is a different world, more or less different dimensions the protagonists travel through in a ship made of lego piloted by Chip & Dale

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Why would some animu boy end up in a Disney movie?

Because

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They said the Toy Story thing is canon, what?

They worked with people at Pixar and it's canon in the Toy Story franchise, yeah

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What's with the Final Fantasy guys that apparently aren't really the Final Fantasy guys?

They're the Final Fantasy guys except they live in these different worlds. Tidus and Wakka are childhood friends with the protagonists, Leon, Aerith and Yuffie are friends with Merlin from The Sword in the Stone, Setzer is the champion of high school dildo-sword-boxing in a local town. It's better if you just accept it

Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 25, 2018, 01:48:13 PM
Watching my GF play KH2 and I can't believe there was a time when developers thought it was cool to have that many cutscenes. Like, passing through a door is almost guaranteed to trigger a pointless, glacial 5 minute cutscene.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Positive Touch on February 25, 2018, 01:52:46 PM
there's so many games from the early 2000s that are awful to go thru because of this. I was watching a speedrun of mega man x5 this morning and the game stops you seriously 10-15 times per level for needless dialog. even worse is all the games with tutorials that walked you through shit like how to open doors like we'd never encountered anything interactive in our whole lives til that point. game companies were so stupid with that shit.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 25, 2018, 02:22:17 PM
Out of curiosity I looked for a KH2 cutscene compilation on YT. There's 13+ hours of cutscenes in that fucking game. :lol What a trash era for Japanese games.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 25, 2018, 05:02:22 PM
I'm trying to replay through KH1 and 2 on the PS4 with my daughter before KH3 comes out. KH1 has not aged well.

KH1 was always a bad game.

I'm sure it was but I hadn't played it since it first came out.

Also, the camera makes me motion sick. Bang up job, SE.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Tasty on February 25, 2018, 05:07:05 PM
Out of curiosity I looked for a KH2 cutscene compilation on YT. There's 13+ hours of cutscenes in that fucking game. :lol What a trash era for Japanese games.

It's a shame Photobucket shat the bed because this used to be one of the greats: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/official-kingdom-hearts-birth-by-sleep-psp-import-thread-of-convoluted-nonsense.384047/

Hey bebps, you think you can reupload? :P
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 25, 2018, 05:14:54 PM
Bebpo's post about Kingdom Hearts is one of my favorite things on the internet.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: chronovore on February 26, 2018, 11:22:16 AM
To be fair, Sakaguchi nearly bankrupt the entire company and forced them to merge with Enix to stay solvent.

Nomura, while not as fiscally irresponsible, is pretty legendary for his completely inability to manage a project. I'm guessing sales of Kingdom Hearts 3 will dictate his job status at Square Enix.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JHQzrwFCOw98rMA/giphy.gif)

Utada bitches :rejoice

:respect
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: chronovore on February 26, 2018, 11:23:41 AM
Wasn't Nomura juggling multiple projects during his time with FFXV until Square told him to focus on KH3? I remember reading somewhere that production didn't really start until a couple years before release, but I can't remember where that was.

I mean, if he was that bad at it they would't have made him director for the FFVII remake, would they?

:iface

:japancry

This is not how seniority works in Japan. Esp for "creators."  :-\
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 26, 2018, 11:39:08 AM
https://dbr.ee/A9ge

there's the plot document
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Tasty on February 26, 2018, 12:49:18 PM
https://dbr.ee/A9ge

there's the plot document

Thanks.

Rehosted: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IWiRDrI91cwivihzmdnsM0V49SFqtdryqNkrZJ-ZwG0/edit?usp=sharing
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: bork on February 26, 2018, 12:56:06 PM
Out of curiosity I looked for a KH2 cutscene compilation on YT. There's 13+ hours of cutscenes in that fucking game. :lol What a trash era for Japanese games.

It's a shame Photobucket shat the bed because this used to be one of the greats: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/official-kingdom-hearts-birth-by-sleep-psp-import-thread-of-convoluted-nonsense.384047/

Hey bebps, you think you can reupload? :P

Why is Bebpo banned on GAF?  :o
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: mormapope on February 26, 2018, 02:28:41 PM
Out of curiosity I looked for a KH2 cutscene compilation on YT. There's 13+ hours of cutscenes in that fucking game. :lol What a trash era for Japanese games.

I realized why mobile gaming took off so well in Japan and why console games fell off so much.

Japanese kids that grew up playing bloated JRPGs and bloated games in general grew up, more responsibilities, getting smacked with strenuous work schedules. JRPGs to a certain point in time were catered to children and teens.

Time and intelligence was built around kids and teens, their skill level too. Japanese developed games until this gen just about had no respect or thought put into the player's time.

Which, as a functioning adult, make the majority of JRPG's and even action games painful to go back to. Even darlings like Bayonetta and Vanquish are filled with constant cut scene interruptions.

Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: tiesto on February 27, 2018, 06:46:32 PM
Are western open world games really that much better when it comes to time-wasting/collectathon/filler quests, though?
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: mormapope on February 28, 2018, 11:03:20 AM
Are western open world games really that much better when it comes to time-wasting/collectathon/filler quests, though?

Compared to past Japanese developed JRPGs? Absolutely. You wont find an Ubisoft game with 13 hours of cutscenes.

Its not even about the quality of content, its about intent and pacing. Like, I can think of a bazillion Japanese developed games that have terrible interruptions and pacing issues.

What would be the Western equivalent of FF XIII? Where the game opens up and gets good after 20 hours of linear, awfully designed and paced gameplay? That's not comparable to collecting feathers and dust pans in Far Cry. MGS4, another game that has no Western comparison.


Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 28, 2018, 03:09:05 PM
Are western open world games really that much better when it comes to time-wasting/collectathon/filler quests, though?

I'll still take active gameplay and engagement over "go make a sandwich while the characters spend 15 minutes talking about nothing"
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: tiesto on March 01, 2018, 07:36:23 AM
I still prefer cutscenes to the western games where you get locked in a room or have to walk realllllly slooooow while stuff happens - at least cutscenes you can skip. Those types of 'gameplay' sequences you normally can't.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 01, 2018, 10:29:31 AM
I don't think the number of "walk slow and listen to Anya babble" moments in western games comes close to the number of "put the controller down and listen to Snake babble about monster movies" moments in Japanese games, but I obviously don't have any quantitative way of proving that. :doge

Either way, Japanese games have gotten a lot better about that stuff than they were in the early 2000s.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: toku on March 12, 2018, 01:11:34 PM
https://twitter.com/caldy/status/972161061951426560
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 18, 2018, 11:05:42 AM
https://youtu.be/iKcs_oTX_Pk


 :checkit :checkit :checkit :checkit
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: eleuin on May 18, 2018, 02:50:44 PM
I made my preorder for this game back in 2014  :stahp

The listing was still for PS3 at the time 

Please come out this year
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: bluemax on May 19, 2018, 12:58:42 AM
Are western open world games really that much better when it comes to time-wasting/collectathon/filler quests, though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsDUSxK5Fs

(This video is over a decade old, FUCK)
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: paprikastaude on May 19, 2018, 11:00:34 AM
I really like the levels and the gameplay they've shown, but the whole Disney thing still just weirds me out.  :-\ I wish Final Fantasy or some other SE IP looked this fun instead.
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 10, 2018, 03:04:05 AM
https://twitter.com/KINGDOMHEARTS/status/1005683145990025216
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Cryo on June 10, 2018, 04:35:05 AM
https://twitter.com/KINGDOMHEARTS/status/1005683145990025216
PC gamers  :point
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: eleuin on June 10, 2018, 03:29:19 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9mvZEqS.png)

 :goty please, the last delay
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Huff on June 10, 2018, 06:13:01 PM
Do they people getting this actually know what’s going on with the story? Can i just get like a 30 minute movie recap at the beginning
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2018, 01:35:03 AM
I've never known what the story is.

And with the dialogue on display in these trailers, I'm not sure thats a bad move...
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 11, 2018, 02:09:28 AM
Still relevant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrMr4iZPFz8
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 02:26:11 AM
THE NEW UTADA SONG THO 😍
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: demi on June 11, 2018, 10:48:57 AM
Listening to the theme song

And other KH2 music to get me horny to finally dive into 2.5HD
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: El Babua on June 12, 2018, 12:47:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn5WNxy-Wcw

Looks hype. These Organization XIII guys still look like their PS2 models tho
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: bluemax on June 12, 2018, 05:48:30 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCWjSOSWiUw
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: toku on June 12, 2018, 06:14:56 PM
https://twitter.com/frankenfemme_/status/1006359419372953600
Title: Re: Kingdom Hearts 3 bitches
Post by: El Babua on December 15, 2018, 11:01:51 AM
Apparently the game got leaked

Here's the Skrillex OP in the meantime

https://youtu.be/uEu2tSZfzJI