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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Raist on March 15, 2018, 05:23:24 AM

Title: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Raist on March 15, 2018, 05:23:24 AM
Where we rant about small things people say or do that's irritating.


Dear British people, please stop saying "See you in a bit" or "See you later" when you mean "See you tomorrow". It's confusing as fuck.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: desert punk on March 15, 2018, 05:34:49 AM
People wetting their fingers to turn a page (in a book or whatever) :stop

Disgusting shite but apparently it's acceptable for most people to fling their germs around that way without batting an eye. And pointing this out to these peeps only gets you weird looks, like it's the most normal thing to do  :batman

These people deserve donkey cum in their salad.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Reb on March 15, 2018, 06:08:36 AM
Dear internet people, please stop complaining about social conventions that clash with your specific type of autism.
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Post by: Jerry on March 15, 2018, 06:13:55 AM
Dear slow walkers, I hope that the special corner of hell dedicated to you makes you post on the bore for all eternity
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Raist on March 15, 2018, 06:23:32 AM
Dear internet people, please stop complaining about threads you're not interested in, you're just bitching and whining with an entirely subjective view of what would qualify as bandwidth waste, while simultaneously being part of the problem, so instead how about you try being a little more logically sound and thriving for better shitposting.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: desert punk on March 15, 2018, 06:30:33 AM
Dear smug people, please stop complaining about the weird-tasting salad sauce every lunch-time, thank you.
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Post by: headwalk on March 15, 2018, 08:54:45 AM
Dear British people, please stop saying "See you in a bit" or "See you later" when you mean "See you tomorrow". It's confusing as fuck.

"see you in a bit" actually means "i don't like you enough to confirm any time i want to see you again and to be honest you could disappear from my life altogether and i wouldn't bat an eyelid"
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 15, 2018, 09:45:08 AM
Dear people who go 30MPH down the acceleration lane to get on the highway, please surrender your license buy a bike.
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Post by: agrajag on March 15, 2018, 10:32:51 AM
People wetting their fingers to turn a page (in a book or whatever) :stop

Disgusting shite but apparently it's acceptable for most people to fling their germs around that way without batting an eye. And pointing this out to these peeps only gets you weird looks, like it's the most normal thing to do  :batman

These people deserve donkey cum in their salad.

I've only ever seen really old people do that.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: desert punk on March 15, 2018, 11:11:21 AM
People wetting their fingers to turn a page (in a book or whatever) :stop

I've only ever seen really old people do that.

Don't know what you think is "really old", but I see this behavior often enough with people from my parents' generation (50+). Not so much with younger peeps, I admit.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Rufus on March 15, 2018, 11:21:12 AM
Dear British people, please stop saying "See you in a bit" or "See you later" when you mean "See you tomorrow". It's confusing as fuck.

"see you in a bit" actually means "i don't like you enough to confirm any time i want to see you again and to be honest you could disappear from my life altogether and i wouldn't bat an eyelid"
How accurate is this:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c1/31/2f/c1312faa0ab294506009a8f08f7459e0.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Tasty on March 15, 2018, 11:49:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Tasty on March 15, 2018, 11:54:28 AM
People wetting their fingers to turn a page (in a book or whatever) :stop

But wet fingers don't work that well on touchscreens? :thinking

(https://icdn4.digitaltrends.com/image/amazon-kindle-paperwhite-2015-in-hand-1500x1000-720x720.jpg)
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Post by: Rufus on March 15, 2018, 12:07:44 PM
I've seen people do it reading magazines in doctor's offices. Smartphone screens are filthy, but I imagine they lowered those people's germ loads.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: desert punk on March 15, 2018, 12:17:55 PM
Lol I don't know, maybe it's an age thing, or a cultural thing that's only noticeable in Central Europe/Germany.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 15, 2018, 12:17:59 PM
Dear fucking nerds, please stop saying so and so thing is actually the real installment of so and so series.

That annoys me so much when people talk about games, movies, anime, or whatever. Things can have similarities or even be homages or so. But you in my opinion really hurt something when you equate it to something it's not. Or I really dislike it when people are Last and say it things that only share shallow similarities.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: bork on March 15, 2018, 12:21:58 PM
Dear fucking nerds, please stop saying so and so thing is actually the real installment of so and so series.

That annoys me so much when people talk about games, movies, anime, or whatever. Things can have similarities or even be homages or so. But you in my opinion really hurt something when you equate it to something it's not. Or I really dislike it when people are Last and say it things that only share shallow similarities.

Unsure if this post actually applies to Rahxephone91 canon.  :thinking
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Post by: kingv on March 15, 2018, 03:11:30 PM
People wetting their fingers to turn a page (in a book or whatever) :stop

Disgusting shite but apparently it's acceptable for most people to fling their germs around that way without batting an eye. And pointing this out to these peeps only gets you weird looks, like it's the most normal thing to do  :batman

These people deserve donkey cum in their salad.

Natures ranch!

 :delicious
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: shosta on March 15, 2018, 03:12:39 PM
Dear kingv, please stop imagining me as a trans girl! I am a man!
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Nabbis on March 15, 2018, 03:13:47 PM
Dear Nintards, please shut the fuck up instead of whining every time Switch does not get a game ported to it.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Tasty on March 15, 2018, 04:04:46 PM
Dead Switch haters, shut the fuck up in general. :miyamoto
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Tasty on March 15, 2018, 04:26:40 PM
Well, they're dead. What could they possibly say?

You'd be surprised.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEWwvk7o3ug
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Raist on March 15, 2018, 05:25:05 PM
Dear British people, please stop saying "See you in a bit" or "See you later" when you mean "See you tomorrow". It's confusing as fuck.

"see you in a bit" actually means "i don't like you enough to confirm any time i want to see you again and to be honest you could disappear from my life altogether and i wouldn't bat an eyelid"
How accurate is this:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c1/31/2f/c1312faa0ab294506009a8f08f7459e0.jpg)


Having lived here for nearly a decade, pretty accurate.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Nabbis on March 15, 2018, 06:02:41 PM
Dead Switch haters, shut the fuck up in general. :miyamoto

Believe it or not, you can like Nintendo and it's products without being a Nintard.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Jerry on March 15, 2018, 06:37:17 PM
Dear British people, please stop saying "See you in a bit" or "See you later" when you mean "See you tomorrow". It's confusing as fuck.

"see you in a bit" actually means "i don't like you enough to confirm any time i want to see you again and to be honest you could disappear from my life altogether and i wouldn't bat an eyelid"
How accurate is this:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c1/31/2f/c1312faa0ab294506009a8f08f7459e0.jpg)

Pretty accurate 90% of the time except for the second bottom one which isn't true, but almost all of them can be sincere depending on how they are said
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: chronovore on March 15, 2018, 08:17:33 PM
Dear Mainland Asia Tourists, please stop and have a look around at the manners of literally anyone else. No-one else is stopping in the middle of a fucking doorway, or organizing their group to take up the full width of the check-in counter's exit lane. Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuu.  :maf
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: naff on March 15, 2018, 09:58:58 PM
Dear kingv, please stop imagining me as a trans girl! I am a man!

 :comeon
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: shosta on March 15, 2018, 10:00:34 PM
Notice to naff: you are now the first person I have ever put on ignore here. Congratulations.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: naff on March 15, 2018, 10:05:10 PM
 :trigger
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Tasty on March 16, 2018, 12:32:12 AM
LOUD AND PROUD
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Post by: benjipwns on March 16, 2018, 12:35:02 AM
How accurate is this:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c1/31/2f/c1312faa0ab294506009a8f08f7459e0.jpg)
some of those depend on if academia (or academia-adjacent/influenced) or not, like the last three especially
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: naff on March 16, 2018, 12:35:22 AM
(http://thequotes.in/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/shakespeare-quotes-7.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Sai on March 16, 2018, 12:36:52 AM
dear winik,

please leave this websight
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Post by: etiolate on March 16, 2018, 07:03:43 PM
dear restaurants, please stop putting sugar in all the iced tea
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: kingv on March 16, 2018, 08:39:28 PM
Dear kingv, please stop imagining me as a trans girl! I am a man!

Sadly :-(
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: shosta on March 16, 2018, 08:40:15 PM
Well it depends on how you ask actually  :-*
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: VomKriege on March 17, 2018, 06:58:42 AM
Dear supervisor, please try to get acquainted to what is it exactly your subordinates are doing on a technical level.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:aweshum
[close]
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: chronovore on March 17, 2018, 08:46:08 PM
Dear Mainland Asia Tourists, please stop and have a look around at the manners of literally anyone else. No-one else is stopping in the middle of a fucking doorway, or organizing their group to take up the full width of the check-in counter's exit lane. Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuu.  :maf

Went to the outlet mall with my daughter yesterday, and I visited the Lego store. As I'm leaving, a Chinese tourist with a full-size rollabout suitcase smoothly steps in front of me and also begins to exit, only to pause in the doorway to check her cellphone, blocking the entirety of the exit. Both doors were open, but somehow she managed to take up the whole thing with her suitcase and cellphone and fucking inconsideration.

:maf :maf :maf

Chinese tourists making Ugly American tourists look like fucking Buddha lately.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: desert punk on March 18, 2018, 07:32:31 AM
Dear internet companies or whoever else is providing stuff on the web, please stop using captchas that not even art students on acid are able to decipher.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: Raist on March 21, 2018, 02:04:17 AM
Dear old people, I'm sure you had a fulfilling and productive life, and are now enjoying your well earned retirement, but please stop talking about life / your health issues / your grandkids to reps at a bank, cashiers etc. when there's 10 people queuing behind you. Some of us have shit to do you shitlords/-ladies.
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Post by: hampster on March 21, 2018, 09:48:53 AM
Dear internet companies or whoever else is providing stuff on the web, please stop using captchas that not even art students on acid are able to decipher.

I'd settle for one of them telling me if the pole counts as part of the street sign
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: chronovore on March 21, 2018, 06:15:31 PM
Dear old people, I'm sure you had a fulfilling and productive life, and are now enjoying your well earned retirement, but please stop talking about life / your health issues / your grandkids to reps at a bank, cashiers etc. when there's 10 people queuing behind you. Some of us have shit to do you shitlords/-ladies.

That's just what revenge looks like under the AARP/senior discount.
Title: Re: Dear _______, please _________
Post by: team filler on March 21, 2018, 08:13:05 PM
Dear cream, please stop ruining the Other Forums thread by getting the dumbest of us riled up   :-\
don't talk about bork like that  :lol