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Title: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: 213372bu on May 21, 2018, 12:37:34 AM
https://twitter.com/devolverdigital/status/997477190332710913?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%23997477190332710913

 :rejoice
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Post by: team filler on May 21, 2018, 01:31:19 AM
for switch?
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Post by: benjipwns on May 21, 2018, 03:13:28 AM
when's etoliate's press conference?

MEGATON L'S
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Post by: Purrp Skirrp on May 21, 2018, 04:15:21 AM
for switch?

$20 to stream the conferences
180 days to watch em again and again :nintendo
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Post by: Svejk on May 21, 2018, 08:42:24 AM
What's the Apologies in Advance for?
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Post by: mormapope on May 21, 2018, 08:43:38 AM
Tfw you're more excited for Taco Bell's limited edition lineup than new videogames  :-\
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Post by: paprikastaude on May 21, 2018, 09:35:16 AM
https://twitter.com/devolverdigital/status/997477190332710913?

Repeating the same joke  :kobeyuck  I'd rather wait for unintentional comedy at the other conferences.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 21, 2018, 09:37:09 AM
KNA3K TO THE FUTURE?
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Post by: Let's Cyber on May 21, 2018, 09:53:39 AM
Just here for the fuckery and the new From Software game.
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Post by: Svejk on May 21, 2018, 10:05:21 AM
Hope to see some more of Hong Kong Massacre.  Shit looks dope lit.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on May 21, 2018, 10:35:35 AM
Repeating the same joke  :kobeyuck  I'd rather wait for unintentional comedy at the other conferences.

Can be good. They just need to push it way further.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 21, 2018, 12:23:16 PM
Looking forward to what Bethesda has to show off. Hopefully Nintendo has some good games, other than Star Fox racing.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2018, 12:28:03 PM
when's etoliate's press conference?

MEGATON L'S

Meh, I saw a leaked copy of the script and it's just a 45 minute slideshow of Holodomor atrocities.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 21, 2018, 02:31:37 PM
This could be quite good from 3rd parties if there was Cyberpunk, Doomed, Devil May Cry and Darkborne.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on May 21, 2018, 02:34:54 PM
Sony and Nintendo will show off stuff they've already shown off, MS will show nothing, and fuck it all I'm only here for Cyberpunk 2077.
You got it wrong. MS will show off a lot and then cancel everything within the next 2 years except Halo and Forza.
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Post by: mormapope on May 21, 2018, 03:26:45 PM
Sony and Nintendo will show off stuff they've already shown off, MS will show nothing, and fuck it all I'm only here for Cyberpunk 2077.
You got it wrong. MS will show off a lot and then cancel everything within the next 2 years except Halo and Forza.

Didn't you shit talk Microsoft for making and unveiling a controller that would help physically disabled people?

Microsoft could grow a mouth and suck your dick, you'd complain about how dry their mouth was.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on May 21, 2018, 06:00:46 PM
Sony and Nintendo will show off stuff they've already shown off, MS will show nothing, and fuck it all I'm only here for Cyberpunk 2077.
You got it wrong. MS will show off a lot and then cancel everything within the next 2 years except Halo and Forza.

Didn't you shit talk Microsoft for making and unveiling a controller that would help physically disabled people?

Microsoft could grow a mouth and suck your dick, you'd complain about how dry their mouth was.

Microsoft deserves all the hate!  :maf

Posted from my Windows Computer
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Post by: toku on May 21, 2018, 06:04:06 PM
Titanfall 3 might make me feel something again but it won't be there.
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Post by: Nintex on May 21, 2018, 06:25:04 PM
That reminds me. E3 has gotten rather boring now. We used to have lovely trainwrecks like Konami's Tak Fuji's EXTREEEEEEME conference, Miyamoto struggling with Zelda motion controls or Microsoft imploding the Xbox One live on stage.
All we can look forward to now is the Ubisoft Eurojank but not much of a chance that Microsoft, Sony or Nintendo will completely fuck up.
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Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2018, 06:29:27 PM
In anticipation of E3, let's revisit some old chestnuts

https://youtu.be/l1vmrMAqeWM


https://youtu.be/IifE-EAuSAI

https://youtu.be/IH2w2l1JTs4

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Post by: tiesto on May 21, 2018, 06:58:22 PM
Hoping SE's conference has a few surprises in store.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: naff on May 21, 2018, 07:02:53 PM
In anticipation of E3, let's revisit some old chestnuts

https://youtu.be/l1vmrMAqeWM


:rejoice

@2:00
"the benefit of hip hop is... we have president obama"

 :whew

The Konami TGS conference that year tho

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/9643947

the freestyle at 18:00, the rave from 31:00  :lol  :clap
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2018, 07:28:01 PM
Nothing will ever beat the Wii music presentation with Ravi Drums

Things I'm hoping to see:
-big Cyberpunk presence
-new Elder Scrolls game

Things I hope will be good:
-Red Dead Redemption
-Fire Emblem switch
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2018, 07:42:35 PM
They should've known Ravi Drums was a Gamer Gator spy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5u9hCqJ95s
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2018, 07:45:01 PM
They should've known Ravi Drums was a Gamer Gator spy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5u9hCqJ95s

Rose Drown
10 months ago
Ravi drums at the inauguration presentation is amazing sensational awesome just like a well formed American ..thank God for the gift of Trump ..so glad you were born..may God help us to end the slaughter of America and its unborn..sooon..help us to reach prodeathers with the truth they are not aware of that is costing so many lives,families and nations..Roe v Wade is bad law-fifth commandment forbids the killing of the innocent...The wages of sin is death..People in sin check their brains..Like 1:51..Drugs give Satan access..God bless Texas..Straighten out Cecile Richards-conversion, knowledge of Jesus as Lord and the power of the Holy Spirit...God bless the U S A..Lee Greenwwood ..
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2018, 07:59:19 PM
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/W6IM2EtRbnsNq/giphy.gif)
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 21, 2018, 09:14:41 PM
Cyberpunk 2077.

Yep, that's about the only thing I'm interested in this E3. The Division 2's trailer will have to wow me to make me put that on the list after how long they took to add more PVE shit. And Battlefield is :snore WW2 :snore so that's a hard pass.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 21, 2018, 10:17:57 PM
in for Danky Kang
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Post by: tiesto on May 21, 2018, 10:40:53 PM
Nintendo needs to make another game along the lines of DK '94...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 21, 2018, 10:47:53 PM
Confirmed:
Cyberpunk 2077
Smash Bros
Death Stranding
Ghosts of Tsushima

Almost certainly:
Metroid Prime 4
Final Fantasy 7
Pokemon
Devil May Cry
New Bethesda Games
FromSoftware

Probably:
Avengers RPG
Square Enix Announcements
Borderlands 3
XCOM 2 Expansion
Splinter Cell
Halo MCC Re-announcement w/ PC support
Halo spin-off
Ooblets
Star Fox
Danky Kang

 :rejoice

AFAIK, DMC isn't happening at E3. Itsuno said it wasn't, or did earlier this year. I'm not sure if that's changed.

Splinter Cell is something I'm cautiously optimistic about given Blacklist pumped the brakes on Convictions action status. Hopefully whatever they show is less "STEALTH™.gif" material and actually STEALTH.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bluemax on May 21, 2018, 11:24:20 PM
I'm looking forward to a week of getting drunk on other people's dimes.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 21, 2018, 11:46:51 PM
Just gimme DOOM 2 and I'm straight :mouf
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 22, 2018, 03:23:43 AM
In anticipation of E3, let's revisit some old chestnuts

https://youtu.be/l1vmrMAqeWM


:rejoice

@2:00
"the benefit of hip hop is... we have president obama"

 :whew

The Konami TGS conference that year tho

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/9643947

the freestyle at 18:00, the rave from 31:00  :lol  :clap

required:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCEkMGF_ljc
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 22, 2018, 03:31:22 AM
E3 2010 was something else really, you had the Kinect Poncho's that caused Itagaki to leave immediately in angry confusion; you had UbiSoft depressing Joel McHale with each segment, showing a Laser Tag that didn't work and James Cameron in real time describing the Avatar plot; you had Konami restoring gaming to its proper place in the world after Sony shamefully dragged it through the gutter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwPWN3Ul6U8
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 22, 2018, 09:02:44 AM
If Nintendo's direct is just Smash and pokemon and another boring yarn yoshi segment then it would be a waste of time for me.

It's not like with Smash announced they would need anything more for ntenyearolds all over the internet going "baGAWD PYRA confirmed for Smash AND Switch is getting [insert 2 year old port] !?!? *ejaculates over amiibo collection*"
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Post by: Svejk on May 22, 2018, 09:16:00 AM
#TeamTenchu&DragonsDogma2foLIFE
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Huff on May 22, 2018, 12:04:57 PM
I hope I work those days so I don’t waste my time watching stupid conferences.

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Post by: tiesto on May 22, 2018, 12:26:18 PM
The main thing I want is some Trails announcements. Worried that it's been almost a year since CS3 released in Japan.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on May 22, 2018, 12:55:49 PM
I hope I work those days so I don’t waste my time watching stupid conferences.

I hope you don't watch them alone. Some of the most fun with gaming each year is shitting on the conferences in group chats.
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Post by: kingv on May 22, 2018, 02:57:26 PM
I guess Prime 4 will be there because of the leak but I hope Bayo 3 will be there even though it's early(not like they can't reuse assets from Bayo 1 and 2 anyway). If Nintendo's direct is just Smash and pokemon and another boring yarn yoshi segment then it would be a waste of time for me.

These 2 and FE Switch are the only switch releases I am really excited to see at this point.


What I’m really hoping for are localizations of Yakuza 3.4.5 remastered and Hokuto No Ken yakuza game. Doom 2 would be sweet too, but I doubt it’s going to happen since we are getting rage 2.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 22, 2018, 03:31:24 PM
I guess Prime 4 will be there because of the leak but I hope Bayo 3 will be there even though it's early(not like they can't reuse assets from Bayo 1 and 2 anyway). If Nintendo's direct is just Smash and pokemon and another boring yarn yoshi segment then it would be a waste of time for me.

what leak
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Post by: Tasty on May 22, 2018, 04:04:03 PM
Fave E3 moments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOI4XJecOc0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2w2l1JTs4
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Post by: Tasty on May 22, 2018, 04:04:38 PM
Also

SMASH AND POKEMON YEAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHH

(https://i.imgur.com/OAJHqO7.jpg)
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Post by: paprikastaude on May 22, 2018, 04:09:01 PM
Underrated E3-lol: EA getting Pelé in front of an American audience talking about the magic of soccer and dissing American football for an eternity.
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2018, 04:47:06 PM
 ::)
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Post by: paprikastaude on May 22, 2018, 04:51:13 PM
Underrated E3-lol: EA getting Pelé in front of an American audience talking about the magic of soccer and dissing American football for an eternity.

I love Pele, but that is the ultimate "check out this real live car" press conference moment. It was sooooooooooo boring.

Try to think of a single EA conference that wasn't shit - you can't.
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Post by: Let's Cyber on May 22, 2018, 06:13:29 PM
Sony and Nintendo will show off stuff they've already shown off, MS will show nothing, and fuck it all I'm only here for Cyberpunk 2077.
I forgot this was confirmed to show at e3.

 :lawd
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Post by: Nintex on May 22, 2018, 06:29:57 PM
Confirmed:
Cyberpunk 2077
Smash Bros
Death Stranding
Ghosts of Tsushima

Almost certainly:
Metroid Prime 4
Final Fantasy 7
Pokemon
Devil May Cry
New Bethesda Games
FromSoftware

Probably:
Avengers RPG
Square Enix Announcements
Borderlands 3
XCOM 2 Expansion
Splinter Cell
Halo MCC Re-announcement w/ PC support
Halo spin-off
Ooblets
Star Fox
Danky Kang

 :rejoice
I'm actually thinking something Dankey Kang too after all Nintendo just dropped Tropical Freeze and Rabbids is getting DK DLC. Usually when Nintendo drums up interest for a franchise it's due for a new big release.
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Post by: bork on May 22, 2018, 08:08:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUcWsCtZkS8
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 22, 2018, 08:37:43 PM
I guess if I want anything from E3 it’s a cheaper or sexier somehow Switch cuz I’ll probably buy one this year as the step son has been clamoring for one
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 22, 2018, 08:58:28 PM
I guess if I want anything from E3 it’s a cheaper or sexier somehow Switch cuz I’ll probably buy one this year as the step son has been clamoring for one

I mean, I think that it's dumb that it's $300. I understand some people are morons and will treat that thing like a portable but I never will.  I would happily pay $200 for it, grudgingly $250. But it is undeniably building a library of quality games. A decent console Fire Emblem will be the final nail in the coffin of my resistance, even at $300.
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Post by: Tasty on May 22, 2018, 09:06:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUcWsCtZkS8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfQ75gr2znA

:leon  :gladbron
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Post by: Trent Dole on May 22, 2018, 10:12:42 PM
I guess if I want anything from E3 it’s a cheaper or sexier somehow Switch cuz I’ll probably buy one this year as the step son has been clamoring for one

I mean, I think that it's dumb that it's $300. I understand some people are morons and will treat that thing like a portable but I never will.  I would happily pay $200 for it, grudgingly $250. But it is undeniably building a library of quality games. A decent console Fire Emblem will be the final nail in the coffin of my resistance, even at $300.
Apparently it's selling even better than the Wii did so far and thus it's not going to come down any time soon. :-[
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 22, 2018, 10:15:00 PM
I guess if I want anything from E3 it’s a cheaper or sexier somehow Switch cuz I’ll probably buy one this year as the step son has been clamoring for one

I mean, I think that it's dumb that it's $300. I understand some people are morons and will treat that thing like a portable but I never will.  I would happily pay $200 for it, grudgingly $250. But it is undeniably building a library of quality games. A decent console Fire Emblem will be the final nail in the coffin of my resistance, even at $300.
Apparently it's selling even better than the Wii did so far and thus it's not going to come down any time soon. :-[

 :jeanluc
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Post by: Huff on May 22, 2018, 10:34:58 PM
I never buy consoles for more than 200/250, so that’s what I’m waiting for the switch. Will even buy used

(PS4 doesn’t count because it just showed up after I Amazoned while blackout post new job work bonus)
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Post by: agrajag on May 22, 2018, 10:40:23 PM
I guess if I want anything from E3 it’s a cheaper or sexier somehow Switch cuz I’ll probably buy one this year as the step son has been clamoring for one

I mean, I think that it's dumb that it's $300. I understand some people are morons and will treat that thing like a portable but I never will.  I would happily pay $200 for it, grudgingly $250. But it is undeniably building a library of quality games. A decent console Fire Emblem will be the final nail in the coffin of my resistance, even at $300.
Apparently it's selling even better than the Wii did so far and thus it's not going to come down any time soon. :-[

 :jeanluc

And especially not with Pokemon and Smash Bros. on the horizon
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 22, 2018, 10:42:01 PM
Speaking of PS4:

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2018-05-22-sony-prepares-for-the-final-phase-of-playstation-4s-lifecycle

I'm fully expecting them to tease or announce a PS5 happening if this is to be believed. Though, that's probably next year since Fiscal Year just started two months ago for Sony AFAIK.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 22, 2018, 10:42:25 PM
I never buy consoles for more than 200/250, so that’s what I’m waiting for the switch. Will even buy used

(PS4 doesn’t count because it just showed up after I Amazoned while blackout post new job work bonus)

It's gross that I will have paid less for my PS4 than I will for the Switch. Sigh.
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Post by: Svejk on May 23, 2018, 07:40:48 AM
Any chances of Sony surprise stealth scooping of Scalebound?
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Post by: Let's Cyber on May 23, 2018, 08:37:46 AM
Pretty sure MS owns the IP. So unless they were willing to sell it to their primary competitor and make Sony look like heroes for resurrecting it, no.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 23, 2018, 09:52:56 AM
I would love for them to repurpose Scalebound into let's say a new Drakengard. Even if it was Platnium's worst it would still be better than the other games in the series.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 23, 2018, 09:58:21 AM
I would love for them to repurpose Scalebound into let's say a new Drakengard. Even if it was Platnium's worst it would still be better than the other games in the series.

Just replace that dumb bro-looking dude with an anime lady, problem solved.
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 23, 2018, 11:56:58 AM
https://gematsu.com/2018/05/sunset-overdrive-rated-for-pc-in-korea

Thanks for beta testing, Wrath. :smug :masterrace
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Post by: Tasty on May 23, 2018, 01:35:13 PM
I guess if I want anything from E3 it’s a cheaper or sexier somehow Switch cuz I’ll probably buy one this year as the step son has been clamoring for one

I mean, I think that it's dumb that it's $300. I understand some people are morons and will treat that thing like a portable but I never will.  I would happily pay $200 for it, grudgingly $250. But it is undeniably building a library of quality games. A decent console Fire Emblem will be the final nail in the coffin of my resistance, even at $300.

https://kotaku.com/new-skimpy-switch-bundle-released-in-japan-1826252957

Nintendo deliberately trolling Snorenado by offering a ~$250 Switch that's... essentially handheld-only. :rejoice :lol
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 23, 2018, 02:02:22 PM
I guess if I want anything from E3 it’s a cheaper or sexier somehow Switch cuz I’ll probably buy one this year as the step son has been clamoring for one

I mean, I think that it's dumb that it's $300. I understand some people are morons and will treat that thing like a portable but I never will.  I would happily pay $200 for it, grudgingly $250. But it is undeniably building a library of quality games. A decent console Fire Emblem will be the final nail in the coffin of my resistance, even at $300.

https://kotaku.com/new-skimpy-switch-bundle-released-in-japan-1826252957

Nintendo deliberately trolling Snorenado by offering a ~$250 Switch that's... essentially handheld-only. :rejoice :lol

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 23, 2018, 02:44:31 PM
Unforgivable
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Post by: Nintex on May 23, 2018, 02:47:42 PM
Scalebound will probably return retooled for another publisher. Kamiya really liked the idea.
Maybe Nintendo will turn it into Star Fox: Dragon Planet or Xenoblade: Dragon Rider or something.

In any case, Microsoft was dumb to let it die. They should've just kept it going in the background and then in 2019 or something, when everyone's like: "Bro the Xbox One is dead, time for Xbox Two" they could've delivered that final 10/10 game (and perhaps even cross gen too). At the same they would've denied their competitors to use Kamiya's talent to build a game for them.

 
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 23, 2018, 03:01:35 PM
I guess if I want anything from E3 it’s a cheaper or sexier somehow Switch cuz I’ll probably buy one this year as the step son has been clamoring for one

I mean, I think that it's dumb that it's $300. I understand some people are morons and will treat that thing like a portable but I never will.  I would happily pay $200 for it, grudgingly $250. But it is undeniably building a library of quality games. A decent console Fire Emblem will be the final nail in the coffin of my resistance, even at $300.

https://kotaku.com/new-skimpy-switch-bundle-released-in-japan-1826252957

Nintendo deliberately trolling Snorenado by offering a ~$250 Switch that's... essentially handheld-only. :rejoice :lol

It's a Japan-only thing.  Doubt they will do that here.  The "reduced price" is stupid because it doesn't include essential shit like an AC ADAPTER.  Classic Nintendo right there.  :-\
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 23, 2018, 03:03:19 PM
Scalebound will probably return retooled for another publisher. Kamiya really liked the idea.
Maybe Nintendo will turn it into Star Fox: Dragon Planet or Xenoblade: Dragon Rider or something.

In any case, Microsoft was dumb to let it die. They should've just kept it going in the background and then in 2019 or something, when everyone's like: "Bro the Xbox One is dead, time for Xbox Two" they could've delivered that final 10/10 game (and perhaps even cross gen too). At the same they would've denied their competitors to use Kamiya's talent to build a game for them.

Scalebound was the brainchild of (former) Platinum localization/creative guy JP Kellams, who was producer on the game, IIRC.  I don't know the guy personally so I have no idea if this was the reason why, but after the game got canned, he quit Platinum and moved to the States to go work at EA.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 23, 2018, 03:04:02 PM
Scalebound will probably return retooled for another publisher. Kamiya really liked the idea.
Maybe Nintendo will turn it into Star Fox: Dragon Planet or Xenoblade: Dragon Rider or something.

In any case, Microsoft was dumb to let it die. They should've just kept it going in the background and then in 2019 or something, when everyone's like: "Bro the Xbox One is dead, time for Xbox Two" they could've delivered that final 10/10 game (and perhaps even cross gen too). At the same they would've denied their competitors to use Kamiya's talent to build a game for them.

It's pretty crazy we live in a reality where sweet, Disneyfied Nintendo essentially bought an M-rated IP, turned it into a series, and is now going back to the well a third time despite the first two games fitting various definitions of "bomba." And then added the X-rated protagonist to fucking Smash Bros. :lol

Meanwhile, Microsoft - who at one recent point had more money than God (and probably still does) - cancelled one of their only compelling future releases when it fit their target audience well and filled some massive gaps in their system's lineup.

Madness.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 23, 2018, 03:04:59 PM
Also, it doesn't reeeaaaallly matter considering how Bayo 2 was received, but it'd be pretty great if Kamiya came back for 3.

Does that have an announced director yet?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 23, 2018, 03:07:07 PM
It's a Japan-only thing.  Doubt they will do that here.  The "reduced price" is stupid because it doesn't include essential shit like an AC ADAPTER.  Classic Nintendo right there.  :-\

Classic Nintendo for everyone outside America. :american :pimp

Based Reggie keeping our AC adapters safe. :bow2
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 23, 2018, 03:14:43 PM
It's a Japan-only thing.  Doubt they will do that here.  The "reduced price" is stupid because it doesn't include essential shit like an AC ADAPTER.  Classic Nintendo right there.  :-\

Classic Nintendo for everyone outside America. :american :pimp

Based Reggie keeping our AC adapters safe. :bow2

https://www.polygon.com/2015/1/14/7547465/new-nintendo-3ds-xl-charger-ac-adapter-warranty
Quote
New Nintendo 3DS XL doesn't include an AC adapter, and you should get the official one
:doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 23, 2018, 03:21:34 PM
:nintendo

At least with the Switch you can use any 56k USB-C cables from anyone. The Switch and my Pixel chargers are well acquainted.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 23, 2018, 03:24:22 PM
It's a Japan-only thing.  Doubt they will do that here.  The "reduced price" is stupid because it doesn't include essential shit like an AC ADAPTER.  Classic Nintendo right there.  :-\

Classic Nintendo for everyone outside America. :american :pimp

Based Reggie keeping our AC adapters safe. :bow2

https://www.polygon.com/2015/1/14/7547465/new-nintendo-3ds-xl-charger-ac-adapter-warranty
Quote
New Nintendo 3DS XL doesn't include an AC adapter, and you should get the official one
:doge

Please Understand
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 23, 2018, 03:29:50 PM
We can talk about that shit maybe once Platinum dates and localises that mobile IP RPG that looks better than all modern Tales and Final Fantasy games.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 23, 2018, 04:28:14 PM
>Battlefield 1: WW1
>Battlefield 5: WW2

:beli :beli :beli :beli

Ignoring that title gap, WW2. :beli :snore :snore
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nabbis on May 23, 2018, 04:37:14 PM
If it's like Battlefield 1 or Battlefront, i don't think im buying it.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 23, 2018, 04:49:45 PM
If it's like Battlefield 1 or Battlefront, i don't think im buying it.

Don't even think: It's going to be looking at that.

>Robo arm
>in 1940
>Somehow historical accurate

Nope. After buying the last outing and only playing like 12-50 hours MAX (while other entries I have like 800+ each in) due to a friend twisting my arm despite me hating the beta? DICE can get fucked. The series is now firmly in the EA death cycle and it's sad.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 23, 2018, 05:11:47 PM
It's a Japan-only thing.  Doubt they will do that here.  The "reduced price" is stupid because it doesn't include essential shit like an AC ADAPTER.  Classic Nintendo right there.  :-\

Classic Nintendo for everyone outside America. :american :pimp

Based Reggie keeping our AC adapters safe. :bow2

https://www.polygon.com/2015/1/14/7547465/new-nintendo-3ds-xl-charger-ac-adapter-warranty
Quote
New Nintendo 3DS XL doesn't include an AC adapter, and you should get the official one
:doge

I bought a USB charging cable for my 3DS.  :success
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on May 23, 2018, 07:27:34 PM
True Nintendoh story.

- Had an old and busted OG 3DS launch model
- Bought a brand new Samus 3DS XL (oh wow the screen isn't supposed to be piss yellow!)

Thought to myself, I already have the 3DS adapter, certainly no New 3DS adapter needed.
Wanted to transfer old 3DS files to new 3DS. Including my Ambassador Program pity ROM collection and DSWare that had made the journey from DSi>3DS and now New 3DS.

As soon as I start the transfer process it says: "The transfer requires a power adapter to be plugged in" on both systems. I only have one adapter for two systems.
Head to store to buy another 3DS adapter just for this transfer.

24,99 Euro

:mjcry
 
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 23, 2018, 10:58:15 PM
Man, why do people even play FPS's?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cryo on May 23, 2018, 11:12:41 PM
what the shit, this isn't the bloodstained thread  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 23, 2018, 11:15:17 PM
what the shit, this isn't the bloodstained thread  :doge

Lol idiot.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: toku on May 23, 2018, 11:20:11 PM
Man, why do people even play FPS's?

why do people even play anything?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: eleuin on May 24, 2018, 12:15:21 AM
who the fuck cares about historical accuracy
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 24, 2018, 12:36:21 AM
Have you played Doom, breh? Check it before you say anything.


:ohhh I did like Doom 1 and Duke 64.

But my favorite was Metroid Prime Hunters on Nintendo DS.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: toku on May 24, 2018, 12:37:53 AM
Titanfall 3 might make me feel something again but it won't be there.

correction, I would shed a tear for Mortal Kombat XI
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 24, 2018, 12:58:33 AM
Man, why do people even play FPS's?

Why do you play with dicks?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 24, 2018, 10:54:10 AM
Man, why do people even play FPS's?

Why do you play with dicks?

It's an honest question. Sometimes I'm not sure.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 24, 2018, 10:58:31 AM
Have you played Doom, breh? Check it before you say anything.


:ohhh I did like Doom 1 and Duke 64.

But my favorite was Metroid Prime Hunters on Nintendo DS.

'scust

this is literally unforgivable
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 24, 2018, 11:13:48 AM
Lol Tasty wtf
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 24, 2018, 01:26:22 PM
Hunters is fine and all but favorite FPS :teehee
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 24, 2018, 01:29:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ1-nN1mQ48
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 24, 2018, 03:19:34 PM
that was corny af
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 24, 2018, 03:21:53 PM
Ubisoft's E3 lineup:

-Open world shooter
-Open world shooter
-Open world hack-and-slash
-Open world shooter
-BG&E 2 teaser, release date unknown
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on May 24, 2018, 03:24:04 PM
Is Aisha "Girl Wood" Tyler going to be there though?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 24, 2018, 03:26:14 PM
Ubisoft's E3 lineup:

-Open world shooter
-Open world shooter
-Open world hack-and-slash
-Open world shooter
-BG&E 2 teaser, release date unknown

You forgot Tom Clancy for half of those.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on May 24, 2018, 05:42:22 PM
Any good rumors out there?

It seems awfully quiet on the E3 rumor front, which usually means there's jack shit
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: naff on May 24, 2018, 06:26:08 PM
look forward to seing more of sucker punch's ghosts of tsushima. really enjoyed the first Infamous fwiw.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: mormapope on May 24, 2018, 06:55:18 PM
Ubisoft is a company that thrives on repetition but their games are good imo.

EA hasn't released a great game yet this gen, like, anything of the same caliber compared to last gen. They've single handedly destroyed any opportunity for good Star Wars games too with that exclusivity deal.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on May 24, 2018, 07:06:53 PM
Ubisoft is a company that thrives on repetition but their games are good imo.

EA hasn't released a great game yet this gen, like, anything of the same caliber compared to last gen. They've single handedly destroyed any opportunity for good Star Wars games too with that exclusivity deal.
Battlefield's pretty good and Titanfall 2 was surprisingly stellar but that's like all they have going for them. Disappointment after disappointment otherwise.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 24, 2018, 09:54:12 PM
Ubisoft's E3 lineup:

- who
- the
- fuck
- cares

I care. :wag :wag :wag

The Division 2
Assassin's Cred
Splinter Cell

About the only three things from them I give a damn about.

Ubisoft is a company that thrives on repetition but their games are good imo.

EA hasn't released a great game yet this gen, like, anything of the same caliber compared to last gen. They've single handedly destroyed any opportunity for good Star Wars games too with that exclusivity deal.

Battlefield 4 is solid, especially given the two-year tune-up they did with it. I don't agree with every change they did, but it's in a solid place now a days.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 24, 2018, 11:35:34 PM
Hunters is fine and all but favorite FPS :teehee

:lol I was completely blasted when I wrote that, in all honesty my favorite FPS is probably Duke 3D (which is what I meant by Duke 64 last night, never played that version lol.) Or maybe something like Dementium or Half-Life 1.

I don't really like FPSs lol.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 24, 2018, 11:36:47 PM
The Division 2

:snore

Assassin's Cred

:snore :snore :snore

Splinter Cell

:snore
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 25, 2018, 12:07:09 AM
>Hating on Splinter Cell.

I know you're all about BINGBINGWAHOO and Soy, but at least PRETEND you aren't. :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Kara on May 25, 2018, 12:13:14 AM
Splinter Cell 1 is the best video game to take place in Tbilisi. Dare you to prove me wrong. :vr
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rufus on May 25, 2018, 06:18:23 AM
The only clear memories I have of Splinter Cell is a) Sam Fisher looks full on cro-magnon at the beginning of Chaos Theory and b) I couldn't figure out how to ghost a level near the end of Chaos Theory (?) until I looked it up, only to get a forehead slapping reminder that Fisher has this split jump move to 'hide' in otherwise empty hallways. I didn't have to use it after the tutorial, so I couldn't even remember the button combination, much less think to attempt it.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on May 25, 2018, 07:48:40 AM
I'm looking forward to a big fat nothingburger from Nintendo. This is the perfect time to get people aboard their pay2online racket and to hype the switch into the stratosphere, so of course they're gonna fuck this up in the most terrible way possible.

Can't wait to be excited about Mario Music Party or something. :lawd :aah
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 25, 2018, 09:57:26 AM
I can't think of a single lacking year Nintendo's had since switching from keynotes to Directs for E3. We know Smash will be there, with Prime 4 and Pokemon as likely bets as well. We might even see some Bayo 3 stuff.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 25, 2018, 10:09:12 AM
That year with the robot chicken skits was good, any other webshow-E3 by Nintendo was bad/boring. Remember when they had some endless Skylanders interview or a documentary about making real life yarn Yoshi's or something?  :heh
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:snore
[close]
Last year I don't even remember outside of the sub-CGI-trailer-tier announcement for Metroid Prime.

e: oh god, I just remembered when they had nothing to show but a really boring hour of Pokemon and then the Zelda tutorial. I think the 3DS reveal was the last time they've been hype.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 25, 2018, 10:26:03 AM
I can't think of a single lacking year Nintendo's had since switching from keynotes to Directs for E3. We know Smash will be there, with Prime 4 and Pokemon as likely bets as well. We might even see some Bayo 3 stuff.
2XXX was really, really lame.

FTFY.

I can't think of a single lacking year Nintendo's had since switching from keynotes to Directs for E3. We know Smash will be there, with Prime 4 and Pokemon as likely bets as well. We might even see some Bayo 3 stuff.

I know you're all about BINGBINGWAHOO and Soy, but at least PRETEND you aren't. :doge

.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: tiesto on May 25, 2018, 10:54:16 AM
Only thing I remember about Splinter Cell is the Amon Tobin soundtrack in one of the games.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 25, 2018, 10:55:02 AM
I can't think of a single lacking year Nintendo's had since switching from keynotes to Directs for E3. We know Smash will be there, with Prime 4 and Pokemon as likely bets as well. We might even see some Bayo 3 stuff.

Also, Fire Emblem switch for gamers with actual discerning, non-shit taste.

 :snob
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: mormapope on May 25, 2018, 11:11:52 AM
Splinter Cell Blacklist is a great stealth game more people should've played. I stand by my opinion that Sam should've been killed off tho and that new protagonist shouldve been introduced.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: eleuin on May 25, 2018, 11:18:16 AM
be excited for assassins creed in 2018 brehs
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 25, 2018, 11:18:50 AM
since you wanted rumours: http://www.relyonhorror.com/latest-news/source-resident-evil-2-remake-to-be-best-looking-entry-to-date/
tl;dr Resident Evil 2 remake will play like RE4.  :shaq2 That was posted by that Dino Crisis jokester on Ratata, so who knows how reliable it is.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on May 25, 2018, 11:21:46 AM
 :yuck
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 25, 2018, 12:30:21 PM
Also, Fire Emblem switch for gamers with actual discerning, non-shit taste.

 :snob

You're stanning for a series with this in it:

(https://fireemblem.gamepress.gg/sites/fireemblem/files/styles/300h/public/2017-02/Full_Portrait_Nowi.png?itok=PTyglnGx)

"Discerning taste," you say? :heyman :ryker
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 25, 2018, 01:20:58 PM
Nintendo is going to have a good E3 brehs. As long as you aren't expecting big budget EA game ____
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 25, 2018, 01:42:22 PM
:piss EA :piss2

but also

:piss non-quality Nintendo :piss2
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 25, 2018, 01:45:41 PM
How do you call yourself a Nintendo stan when you can’t enjoy Fire Emblem or Metroid?  :confused

Tasty only likes the twinkiest shit Nintendo does, who could have guessed
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 25, 2018, 01:47:31 PM
Nintendo is going to have a good E3 brehs. As long as you aren't expecting big budget EA game ____

I don't think anyone here cares about big budget EA games.

It was kind of a catch-all comment. I don't expect many if any at all huge Western 3rd party announcements, but you shouldn't really get Nintendo consoles expecting those anyway.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 25, 2018, 02:10:41 PM
Nintendo is going to have a good E3 brehs. As long as you aren't expecting big budget EA game ____

I don't think anyone here cares about big budget EA games.

It was kind of a catch-all comment. I don't expect many if any at all huge Western 3rd party announcements, but you shouldn't really get Nintendo consoles expecting those anyway.

...I don't think anyone was asking for that here, breh.

Then why the negativity, breh?

They have Pokemon, Smash, Fire Emblem, a new Star Fox game, and who knows what else coming up. There's no reason a Nintendo fan shouldn't be happy with what they have lined up.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 25, 2018, 02:22:31 PM
I just want Animal Crossing on Switch. Its been almost 6 years since the last real one.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 25, 2018, 02:46:35 PM
It seems odd to only expect games that cater to you. Most of those games aren't for me either. But objectively speaking I don't see how you can say their E3 is going to be shit when they are unveiling a number of big titlea, even if they don't meet your personal expectations.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Sho Nuff on May 25, 2018, 03:01:29 PM
Metal detectors and bag searches at every entrance now. Enjoy never getting into the show
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 25, 2018, 03:01:41 PM
How do you call yourself a Nintendo stan when you can’t enjoy Fire Emblem or Metroid?  :confused

I've enjoyed both FE and Metroid games. :confused You guys are putting words in my mouth.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Huff on May 25, 2018, 03:21:23 PM
Metal detectors and bag searches at every entrance now. Enjoy never getting into the show

eww why would someone actual want to go
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 25, 2018, 03:21:32 PM
I didn't ask you that though.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 25, 2018, 03:22:32 PM
I think the question is whether Nintendo will have a number of core titles, or will it be another Wii Music Babby presentation. I feel it's the former.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Sho Nuff on May 25, 2018, 04:59:55 PM
Metal detectors and bag searches at every entrance now. Enjoy never getting into the show

eww why would someone actual want to go

I thought about going to just chill out and meet buddies but nah fuck this, GDC is way better for that sorta thing and I hate LA
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Huff on May 25, 2018, 05:11:33 PM
I don’t mean you or people in the industry

But normal folk
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: kingv on May 25, 2018, 05:40:04 PM
I think the question is whether Nintendo will have a number of core titles, or will it be another Wii Music Babby presentation. I feel it's the former.

Babby Raberts will be there to demo Switch Tvii
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 25, 2018, 05:56:43 PM
be excited for assassins creed in 2018 brehs

You're goddamn right I'm excited. They're nothing more than walking around historical period pieces for me now.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 25, 2018, 06:01:12 PM
Also RE2 surprisingly stills holds up, played it for the first time (having seen other people play it for years and knowing about it all from some nerd friend who was deep into RE) after REmake’s most recent port and it was more than fine IQ wise.

 I actually think OTS is a more bold move considering the comments they made surrounding the rumors. There’s bigger potential to be had than just making another pre-rendered version of those locales, which would’ve looked considerably more awkward than 1->REmake.

 I have some faith in this.

I don't think you strictly need prerendered backgrounds, nowadays it should be like old God of War or Dino Crisis with "dynamic fixed" angles. But over the shoulder shooting would make it a completely different game. Not last because you need fast zombies. There would be no challenge fighting RE2 zombies or plants with RE4 aiming freedom. I wouldn't mind more games like Revelations 2 (great), but there's no need to waste "Resident Evil 2" on it.

I dunno. I guess best case scenario for things like that and FF7 remake is that you potentially get two great (even if completely different) games from the same premise.

How do you call yourself a Nintendo stan when you can’t enjoy Fire Emblem or Metroid?  :confused

Tasty only likes the twinkiest shit Nintendo does, who could have guessed

Wii/DS ironically was like the last time Nintendo funded non-cutesy/non-pedo-animu games every once in a while, besides Bayonetta. I almost don't even want to know what Metroid Prime is gonna look like by Japanese devs. I remember getting all excited for the promised mixture of MegaTen and Fire Emblem and then that game turned out to be more creepy shit about idols.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 25, 2018, 06:02:58 PM
I think the question is whether Nintendo will have a number of core titles, or will it be another Wii Music Babby presentation. I feel it's the former.

Babby Raberts will be there to demo Switch Tvii

Maybe instead of Ravi Drums they'll have Bobbo drumming over Star Wars medleys
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 25, 2018, 06:10:02 PM
be excited for assassins creed in 2018 brehs

You're goddamn right I'm excited. They're nothing more than walking around historical period pieces for me now.

Slowly, at a decent distance from the person you're tailing. WHAT A FUN FUCKIN GAME.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 25, 2018, 06:12:40 PM
They've mostly dropped those. :wag :wag :wag
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: mormapope on May 25, 2018, 06:23:01 PM
Gamecube era Nintendo was the best. Coincidentally, the one Mario game released for gamecube was sorta ass.

Id buy a Switch instantly if Nintendo could catch up with 2010 standards of having a digital library of games. Microsoft of all big game comapnies is giving the most fucks about older games.  :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Trent Dole on May 25, 2018, 06:31:04 PM
Gamecube era Nintendo was the best. Coincidentally, the one Mario game released for gamecube was sorta ass.
Hey man, Sunshine was good times. #StopSMSBashing2018
Id buy a Switch instantly if Nintendo could catch up with 2010 standards of having a digital library of games. Microsoft of all big game comapnies is giving the most fucks about older games.  :lol
I think a big part of MS motivation to get all the good old stuff going is they don't really have anything great that's new. Nintendo having a great archive and continuously being kind of trash about having it out there and available is definitely a frustrating thing. I kind of suspect they're not calling whatever their new service is a 'virtual console' cause that was just straight up emulation and when you add online play that isn't entirely what you're doing anymore. Probably actual details on that in a few weeks but this is Nintendo so who can say really. :nintendo
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 25, 2018, 06:35:38 PM
Sunshine’s retro challenge levels were lit
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 25, 2018, 06:42:22 PM
Just thought this, they should make Assassin's Creed VR. :ohhh

(The Modern Day DLC might generate some controversy, though.)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 25, 2018, 08:56:23 PM
Metal detectors and bag searches at every entrance now. Enjoy never getting into the show

eww why would someone actual want to go

I thought about going to just chill out and meet buddies but nah fuck this, GDC is way better for that sorta thing and I hate LA

I'm no industry guy, but I stopped going after E3 2000 and never cared about returning.  In 2001 I opted to go to Japan for the first time instead.

My friend: ...You don't want to go to E3?!
Me: Dude, I'm gonna go to Japan!  Always wanted to go there!  So hyped!!
My friend: Why would you want to go to Japan instead of going to E3?  :wtf
Me:  :iface
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 25, 2018, 10:38:05 PM
E3's been shit since at least 2007, let's be honest. Whenever they dropped the boothbabes and any pretense of knowing their audience/journalists getting free click-baits, that's when the show nose-dived.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 25, 2018, 11:25:52 PM
Any and all VR announcements :donot

:jared
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 26, 2018, 03:22:42 AM
E3's been shit since at least 2007, let's be honest. Whenever they dropped the boothbabes and any pretense of knowing their audience/journalists getting free click-baits, that's when the show nose-dived.

Whichever year it was that the Sony guys gleefully dug their knives into Microsoft during the Xbone/PS4 reveals was funny
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 26, 2018, 07:09:59 AM
Gamecube era Nintendo was the best. Coincidentally, the one Mario game released for gamecube was sorta ass.

Id buy a Switch instantly if Nintendo could catch up with 2010 standards of having a digital library of games. Microsoft of all big game comapnies is giving the most fucks about older games.  :lol

real talk, youngsters and shills trying to tell me that Switch had the best launch year ever because of 2 or 3 good exclusives can btfo. In Gamecube's 12 first month (EU) I could get like Metroid Prime, REmake, Wave Race, Monkey Ball, Melee and proper new IPs like Pikmin, Eternal Darkness and Luigi's Mansion. SNES is the best Nintendo console, but GCN is my favorite (despite questionable flagships like Wind Waker/Sunshine - but at least those pushed tech forward).  :bow2
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 26, 2018, 07:34:31 AM
GC era was gud.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 26, 2018, 10:58:55 AM
Umm, Twilight Princess was great. What a Dufus.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 26, 2018, 11:16:05 AM
Wii era had some gems.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on May 26, 2018, 11:24:47 AM
GC era Nintendo was pretty cool.

GC offered some really unique games, the console was tiny and still made of Nintendium, at an acceptable price range after the initial sales bomba. Wavebird was expensive as fuck but the best wireless controller of its time, and they attempted a first very timid and doomed to fail venture into "that online and local network gaming thing" with PSO and Mario Kart. Pretty good stuff from third parties as well, at least in the beginning. Still waiting for the rest of those Capcom 6...

Also, I really liked the tiny discs. Sure, they helped doom the system to lead a life of an also-ran due to their small capacity and bandwidth issues, but they were tiny. Added an almost apple-like appeal to the thing, and seriously cut down on physical storage space requirements.

The horribly expensive and rare DTV cable though... what were they thinking. :(
And the hoops you had to jump through to make it work with some games. Cripes. Why wasn't that stuff automatic, or at least a setting in the (beautiful) UI.


Also, the ads and projected public image was very different to the Nintendo of today.

That said, I love Wii era Nintendo just as much. The software and hardware design philosophy was questionable at best (with devs publicly crying bloody tears about debugging etc, a braindead decision to hardcode internal flash memory size so it could not be extended in later revisions, no freaking digital audio for DVD playback, etc pp) but there are a whole boatload of great and unique games on that sleek slab of white plastic. No more Nintendium though, the damn thing was fragile, especially the first few batches...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 26, 2018, 11:26:37 AM
Umm, Twilight Princess was great. What a Dufus.

No it wasn't, and if it was that's still Gamecube era.

That's like saying BOTW is still Wii U era.

No one cares about the Wii U or GC at that point.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: tiesto on May 26, 2018, 11:35:04 AM
Wii era had some gems.

Yup, the NSMB was the best of the NSMB series. Sin and Punishment 2 and Xenoblade are some of the best games to come out that gen, as well. Twilight Princess had the best dungeon design in a 3D Zelda. And Kirby's Epic Yarn was sooooo cuteeeee.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on May 26, 2018, 11:57:18 AM
It also had Pandora's Tower. The game about feeding your terminally ill girlfriend monster hearts.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 26, 2018, 12:20:55 PM
NSMBWii
Mario Kart Wii
Zeldas
Metroid Prime 3
Wii Sports/Resort
Sin and Punishment
Xenoblade
DKCR
Muromasa
Both Galaxies

I'd say Wii had a pretty good lineup
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 26, 2018, 12:36:08 PM
SNES>GCN>Wii>N64/NES>>>>>>WiiU

And TP is one of the best Zeldas.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 26, 2018, 12:50:25 PM
I hate how so many Zelda "fans" shit on TP. And I don't get how Wind Waker fans shit on TP and TP fans shit on Wind Waker, I love them both.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on May 26, 2018, 01:30:52 PM
Bah, best Zelda was Links Awakening. Followed by ALttP/ALBW. Or maybe Minish Cap. Midna alone makes TP stand quite high on this list though. Well, gotta deduct a few points for all the yucky porn though.  :-\
SNES>GCN>Wii>NES>N64>>>>>>>WiiU
Fuxed because N64 had fewer viable games. They might or might not have been good, but the sheer size of the NES library blows it out of the water. Plus, early 3D is just  :yuck
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 26, 2018, 01:34:02 PM
The GC/Wii era Zeldas' biggest offense was all the han holding. I'm glad they did away with that in BOTW. Every time you opened up a treasure chest in one of those games you get a fucking dialogue box.

Now if only they could get rid of all the time-wasting animations when you enter a shrine or cook a recipe..
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on May 26, 2018, 02:10:44 PM
So has Cyberpunk been all but confirmed to be part of the MS showcase?  The hype for this game is so trill, it's not even funny.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 26, 2018, 02:39:18 PM
Probably? Sony's press release on their conference didn't sound like they'll have big showings for many games. Maybe the new FROM game will also be revealed at MS.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 26, 2018, 05:07:32 PM
I lived through the Gamecube era.  It was awful.  The Wii U was the redux of the Gamecube.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 26, 2018, 05:19:06 PM
I lived through the Gamecube era.  It was awful.  The Wii U was the redux of the Gamecube.

I dunno about that. It had some decent ports and a few alright first party games.

But it's by far the weakest of the three that generation in terms of games. And I say that as an X-box fan that thinks a lot of the first/second party output by X-box sucked that period. The only three I'd put up is DoA (since it was a looker at the time), Ninja Gaiden(:Black), and Phantom Dust (for putting real-time card-combat on the map/being innovative).

Gamecube had Melee (as much as I don't like it) Twilight Princess (despite people playing it on the successor console), RE4, and a few others.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 26, 2018, 06:24:52 PM
The GC had some great games on it but also had terrible cool young dude shit like Animal Crossing, Pikmin, etc.

People seriously in here trying to mitigate the turribleness of the Wii/Wii-U eras tho?

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)

GTFO with that shit. The Wii era will always be the badge of shame for Ninthings. Your company finally won a gen again (at least the first half of it or whatever) but had to do so on the back of the shittiest gimmick and least powerful hardware relative to their competitors ever. Wii was Mario Galaxy and that's it. You don't get to live down the shame of Wii Music, brehs. That shit is forever.

Wii U is garbage as well, just not successful garbage.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 26, 2018, 06:32:50 PM
:nintendo

You brehs are pulling me to listwar so hard :lawd
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 26, 2018, 06:36:19 PM
Say what you will about the Wii but the family still Wii bowls sometimes
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Trent Dole on May 26, 2018, 07:00:46 PM
The Wii seemed like it could be DS style innovation and weirdness on a home console but it was minigame hell to the point where some retailers sentout messages to publishers to not even try to solicit them with that stuff anymore. Had a few cool things on it but didn't get anywhere near its perceived potential. Also the Gamecube is better than the N64. :punch
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 26, 2018, 07:14:48 PM
Gamecube > Wii fo sho.

This post is factually wrong, the Wii is at least two Gamecubes put together

 :ufup
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on May 26, 2018, 07:15:54 PM
If only the GC were as hackable as the wii...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on May 26, 2018, 07:16:53 PM
GC had a great start but kinda died after 2 years. Still it had Metroid Prime and F-zero GX so it will always be god tier.

Wii was awesome too. It brought back a lot of Nintendo classics like Punch Out!!.
The thing with the GC and Wii was that the market was every different back then. So games like Paper Mario 2, Fire Emblem Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn were not considered as 'good' as they were.
The Wii gen can be split in two parts. The first gen software (TP, MP3, Galaxy, Brawl etc.), 10/10 god tier. Then the system entered this weird sort of limbo state, where Nintendo had seemingly not planned ahead for its success and we got a weak Animal Crossing, Wii Music and some other trash. Next up came its twilight years. Nintendo should've released a Wii HD about 3/4 years in and just continue the gravy train. But instead they dropped New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Xenoblade, Donkey Kong Country and a bunch of other brilliant games like Sin & Punishment 2. The Wii got a second wind that ended with the mediocre but 'still had its moments' Skyward Sword.

Next up was Wii U. Which honestly out of the gate was pretty good. The Sonic racing game was stellar as was New Super Mario Bros. U. Compared to the Wii the third party ports like Mass Effect 3 weren't too shabby either. The first game after that though shipped about 7/8 months later when Pikmin 3 finally released (another brilliant game btw) and the system never managed to pick up steam the way it should. By the time Nintendo had the content that made it stand out (Super Mario Maker / Splatoon) it was already dead.
There were also the criminally underrated titles such as Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. All in all Nintendo put a much bigger effort in supporting the 3DS instead. The Wii U played second fiddle and it showed.

For me the Switch so far feels like a mix between the GC/Wii era. You have the casual 'everyone should be able to play' things. The instant classics but also the quirky and fun experimental titles.

In terms of rating I would say:

Switch (1st gen) > Wii (1 st gen) > GC(1st gen) > Wii U(1st gen)
GC(2nd gen) > Wii (2nd gen) > Wii U(2nd gen)
Wii U(3rd gen) / Wii(3rd gen) > GC(3rd gen)

This E3 wil kinda define where Switch will land in terms of 2nd gen software.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 26, 2018, 07:21:08 PM
How about everything Nintendo does is awesome and we should be thankful we have the opportunity to throw our money at them

 :rejoice
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 26, 2018, 07:27:33 PM
You were doing Wii wrong if you were going by the marketing instead of stuff like Sin & Punishment and Silent Hill. I don't think I even had any one of the big non-gamer things except New Mario Bros (and packed in Sports).

How about everything Nintendo does is awesome and we should be thankful we have the opportunity to throw our money at them

 :rejoice

 :nope
Only good thing about the WiiU was punching me out of my kool aid circle with an iron fist.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 26, 2018, 07:46:28 PM
NSMB is a non-gamer thing ? lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Huff on May 26, 2018, 07:57:08 PM
Omg shit >>>> shit

Nintendo is garb sorry your child fuckers
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 26, 2018, 10:04:22 PM
I lived through the Gamecube era.  It was awful.  The Wii U was the redux of the Gamecube.

I dunno about that. It had some decent ports and a few alright first party games.

But it's by far the weakest of the three that generation in terms of games. And I say that as an X-box fan that thinks a lot of the first/second party output by X-box sucked that period. The only three I'd put up is DoA (since it was a looker at the time), Ninja Gaiden(:Black), and Phantom Dust (for putting real-time card-combat on the map/being innovative).

Gamecube had Melee (as much as I don't like it) Twilight Princess (despite people playing it on the successor console), RE4, and a few others.

Some decent ports and a few alright first party games spread out over five years is a pretty rough performance overall, though.

The Wii had garbo hardware but it had quite a few hidden gems that nobody noticed until years after the fact.  A ton of shovelware though, that can't be denied.

The Wii U was utterly useless.  It might seem shameless for Nintendo to keep porting Wii U games to the Switch but since the Wii U barely made an impact, they can get away with it.

Switch so far is surprisingly impressive in terms of amount of solid content getting released.  Still waiting for that "Wii Music" moment where Nintendo decides to stop trying and just get by with minimal effort.  Here's hoping they don't do that.  Just keep porting over Wii U shit I guess if the well is getting dry.  I'll probably be dumb enough to buy these games again.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 26, 2018, 10:18:35 PM
Realistically Switch is as low-effort as WiiU so far. Take away the ports and there's again been the WiiU-typical half a year without any notable exclusive releases, except for another phoned-in 2d mascot platformer (Kirby). They don't have to show much at E3 either, because their fanbase has gotten increasingly spineless. Nowadays that Wii Music conference would probably be hyped because it had the latest Animal Crossing rehash and Smash came out shortly before it :lol They also got got those unwashed Smash Bros fans covered this year, who will hype up character cameos as if real games from the borrowed IPs were announced and drown any potential negative narratives at E3.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 27, 2018, 02:08:11 AM
How about everything Nintendo does is awesome and we should be thankful we have the opportunity to throw our money at them

 :rejoice

 :ufup

(https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/cc-ecommerce/product_catalog/0002/18/thumb_117884_product_catalog_large.jpeg)

No, you will take this L
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 27, 2018, 02:12:49 AM
 :six:
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 27, 2018, 02:15:21 AM
Realistically Switch is as low-effort as WiiU so far. Take away the ports and there's again been the WiiU-typical half a year without any notable exclusive releases, except for another phoned-in 2d mascot platformer (Kirby). They don't have to show much at E3 either, because their fanbase has gotten increasingly spineless. Nowadays that Wii Music conference would probably be hyped because it had the latest Animal Crossing rehash and Smash came out shortly before it :lol They also got got those unwashed Smash Bros fans covered this year, who will hype up character cameos as if real games from the borrowed IPs were announced and drown any potential negative narratives at E3.

The Switch had great new installments in the two flagship Nintendo franchises out within six-ish months of launch. That's why it has the reputation it does and has coasted on it. I mean, it *does* have better software than WiiU and weirdly enough seems to be getting more 3rd party love too, but the only games on it I feel like I have to own at this point are still Breath of the Wild and Mario Odyssey.

Ninthings and their opinions don't count. You don't ask an addict what their opinion of heroin is. They're gonna do it regardless. Never trust a junkie or a ninthing.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Trent Dole on May 27, 2018, 02:34:42 AM
Never trust a junkie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYYGKCanqfA
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Kara on May 27, 2018, 03:27:09 AM
Wii was the worst console purchase I ever made and I bought a Playstation 3 just to play DUST 514 after it had been out for years.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on May 27, 2018, 05:45:57 AM
You did that? My condolences. :lol

WALKING IN STATIONS though. Does EVE even still exist? Besides EVE Valkyrie. Or is that dead as well? I must confess I'm completely out of the loop in all things CCP related.

Realistically Switch is as low-effort as WiiU so far. Take away the ports and there's again been the WiiU-typical half a year without any notable exclusive releases, except for another phoned-in 2d mascot platformer (Kirby). They don't have to show much at E3 either, because their fanbase has gotten increasingly spineless. Nowadays that Wii Music conference would probably be hyped because it had the latest Animal Crossing rehash and Smash came out shortly before it :lol They also got got those unwashed Smash Bros fans covered this year, who will hype up character cameos as if real games from the borrowed IPs were announced and drown any potential negative narratives at E3.

The Switch had great new installments in the two flagship Nintendo franchises out within six-ish months of launch. That's why it has the reputation it does and has coasted on it. I mean, it *does* have better software than WiiU and weirdly enough seems to be getting more 3rd party love too, but the only games on it I feel like I have to own at this point are still Breath of the Wild and Mario Odyssey.
The difference, to me, is the timing. The releases are staggered far better so that the ridiculous droughts of the WiiU aren't appearing. Plus, NVidia did the design and software stack so 3rd parties aren't immediately running for the hills as before. Otherwise, we're now slowly approaching the time where Nintendo and third parties either nail or blow it. This time around, there's no 3DS to siphon off resources, so things should go well, but with Nintendo you just never know.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: tiesto on May 27, 2018, 10:19:26 AM
The Switch has Xenoblade 2, DQ Builders, and soon Octopath Traveler (with a new FE and SMT coming eventually)... that's already better than the super disappointing Wii RPG library (come on, anyone remember FFCC The Crystal Bearers?). For a system that was so successful, especially in Japan, you'd think there would be a shit ton of quality RPGs for it. But there were only the Operation Rainfall games, a FE, and like... Opoona.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Kara on May 27, 2018, 10:50:40 AM
You did that? My condolences. :lol

WALKING IN STATIONS though. Does EVE even still exist? Besides EVE Valkyrie. Or is that dead as well? I must confess I'm completely out of the loop in all things CCP related.

Thanks but I had a blast. My only regret is that I didn't play sooner.

EVE still exists. It went F2P on a limited basis and brought in new blood. Valkyrie went VR optional and CCP is trying to sell off the studio that made it because (shocker) there isn't a market for big budget VR games. These days they're working on a pretend mobile game, EVE, and a sort of sequel to DUST 514 that won't be as RTFM but on PC instead of a console.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 27, 2018, 12:46:06 PM
The Switch has Xenoblade 2, DQ Builders, and soon Octopath Traveler (with a new FE and SMT coming eventually)... that's already better than the super disappointing Wii RPG library (come on, anyone remember FFCC The Crystal Bearers?). For a system that was so successful, especially in Japan, you'd think there would be a shit ton of quality RPGs for it. But there were only the Operation Rainfall games, a FE, and like... Opoona.

My weeb rpg tastes are more specific these days and pretty much none of those games interest me, although more power to you if you like them.

re: the shitty wii jrpg library despite it's success in Japan, people make the mistake of thinking of the Wii as a video game system when basically it was a toy that happened to play shitty video games. Due to the early, overwhelming success of waggle as a gimmick, errbody saw that and were like "well shit I guess that's what people like so let's shit out a bunch of crappy waggle games and make a bunch of money" when the waggle itch had been sufficiently scratched with the (relatively) higher quality Wii sports pack in. It wasn't an experience that people wanted INFINITE AMOUNTS OF necessarily so much as it was an experience where people were like "oh wow that's 'cool' and I'm a shitperson with no taste that will follow fads, let me purchase this and we too can wii bowl" PROVE ME WRONG MOTHERFUCKERS
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 27, 2018, 01:59:46 PM
something something lapsed gamers something something
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 27, 2018, 02:19:42 PM
Oh, are we talking nonsense about nintender?  My two cents:

NES- Fuckin' awesome and brought home console gaming back from the dead.  Still love to go back and play its library.

SNES- Also fuckin' awesome and what I had when I was a kid, but when I got a bit older and could start buying my own games, I got a Nomad and a CDX and found that I liked the Genesis library a lot more than the SNES library overall.

N64- The first time (we all knew VB was gonna be a bomb so not counting it) Nintendo really disappointed me.  Did not like their shift to 3D and the limited cartridge format meant higher prices, cut content on multiplat games, and a general lack of third party support.  I only got a system because the hype for Zelda was so insane that my grandfather bought me a console.  Fun I had with it was spent playing Goldeneye multiplayer (before I had a system- we'd just borrow them from work to play) and Conker's Bad Fur Day at the end of the system's life.  That was about it for me. 

Game Cube- Really liked this console.  Much improved from the N64 although I still wasn't as into the Nintendo 3D stuff.  Sunshine was 'eh' and Mario Kart Double Dash sucked.  Liked Wave Race and Luigi's Mansion though.  Enjoyed more of the third party stuff like Super Monkey Ball, Beach Spikers, F-Zero GX (hey, it's Sega :P), Resident Evil 4, Viewtiful Joe, PN03, and more.  Also loved the Gameboy Player for GBA advance gaming on TV.

Wii- "The Game Cube Turbo" with shittier controls.  Hated waggle so much.  I ended up with a decent-ish library, so it's not all crap, but it's easily my least-played Nintendo console ever.  For a system that sold so well and was so popular, it quickly faded away and just got tons of shovelware.  Also showed that Nintendo was stuck in the past when it came to things like online multiplayer.

Wii U- Nintendo finally joined the ranks of the PS3 and 360...a year before their successors were about to come out.  The tablet controller would have been cool if it had a lot more range, but it didn't and was big and clunky.  Did not care about buying this at launch and was finally convinced to get one in 2014 when some big name titles got announced.  I basically bought it for Bayonetta 2 and then some of the other Nintendo releases that year like Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, and Smash.  It ended up with a small library of really good games, but more and more of them are being ported to the Switch and it makes me wonder why I'm still keeping it.

Switch- AKA "Wii U done right."  Takes the tablet controller idea and makes it the entire console.  Merging handheld and consoles into one paid off for Nintendo.  If they weren't going to try match the tech that Sony and MS had, going this route made a lot of sense.  Nintendo can now focus on making games for one platform, which means more first-party releases, and while there's still a big lack of big company third party support, it's made up for by the huge amount of smaller and indie releases.  Tons of games get releases every month. 

TL;DR- NES/SNES/GC/Switch YEAH! 
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 27, 2018, 02:36:35 PM
Imagine still being that salty about Wii in 2018.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 27, 2018, 02:44:25 PM
Imagine still being that salty about Wii in 2018.

Waggle is haram
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 27, 2018, 03:03:49 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/14kGZvmk4mxgVq/giphy.gif)

For one, Wii still had Fire Emblem without the pedo-factor, unlike the one you want to get a Switch for.

e: WiiU grades E, it didn't even have an exlusive Zelda :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 27, 2018, 03:10:32 PM
NES: B
SNES: A
N64: C
GC: B
Wii: B
Wii U: C
Switch: C (so far)

GB: B
GBC: C
GBA: B
DS: A
3DS: B
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on May 27, 2018, 03:42:32 PM
NES/GB GOAT

SNES is great

N64 is good

GC/GBA so-so but has some god tier niche games

DS is good

3DS Idon'tknowher.jiff

Wii/Wii U is meh

Switch Idon'tknowher.jiff

Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: tiesto on May 27, 2018, 04:15:11 PM
NES - amazing console that practically birthed the console market in Japan and revitalized it in America. Lots of great 'hidden gem' action games, beyond the obvious.

SNES - the GOAT. Best 1st party games, best RPG lineup, technically proficient with amazing sound.

N64 - this was a big disappointment coming after the SNES. My tastes have always been RPG heavy, and the utter lack of RPGs on the N64 really damaged it in my eyes. When Nintendo announced their "dream team" of people like Acclaim... and not Capcom/Konami/Square/Enix, that's when I knew something was amiss. The blurry ass textures and fog didn't help matters much, nor did the sound quality or the unorthodox controller.

GC - a step up from the N64 in terms of 3rd party games and library variety, but aside from Melee, had the weakest first party games. Cute industrial design, though.

Wii - a system with a ton of promise that all seemed to go out the window once cheap waggle became the order of the day. Was expecting it to get more Japanese 3rd party support that never materialized. Some of the first party games were great, but even then they got waggle forced in. The Virtual Console was the real highlight of the system for me. A legal way to pick up so many fantastic retro games, including a ton of obscurities and some games never before released in the US (Monster World IV and Sin and Punishment).

Wii U - a disaster of a console, with a confusing message and a clunky ass tablet. But some of the game releases were pretty good, Mario 3D Land in particular. Nintendo should have just scrapped the tablet and released this back in 2010 as "Wii HD" or "Wii 2" with a cross-gen Skyward Sword and Xenoblade... or they should have skipped this system entirely and released the Switch a few years earlier.

Switch - still a bit too early to say, but the concept is what I've been wanting from Nintendo for years, and its first year brought the big guns (Zelda/Splatoon/Mario). Also looks to be the first Nintendo console with a good RPG library since the SNES, especially since it seems to consolidate the games usually released on handhelds (which were always strong RPG wise). Wish it had a Virtual Console, though.

GB - the original, though truthfully its library is really dated. There are a few good games (Link's Awakening, Seiken 1, Gargoyle's Quest), but most of it is cheap puzzle games or highly compromised takes on 8 bit console gaming.

Virtual Boy - headache inducing, from the few games I've played on it. An interesting collector's novelty, but easily the worst thing Nintendo's ever done.

GBC - don't really have much experience with this, but it seems like a stop gap release that was quickly rendered obsolete by the GBA. The DQ ports were cool, though.

GBA - I had pretty high expectations for this, but it's got its share of flaws. The terrible screen in the first model, awful sound quality, and lack of face buttons kept the system from reaching the potential it should have. The SP had such great industrial design and that's where I jumped in on the console. Some nice niche releases, and some decent SNES ports, but Nintendo first party was pretty weak apart from the Metroid games.

DS - And for this, I had extremely low expectations, but it ended up surprising me. At first, it seemed like a gimmick platform, but the 3rd party support was massive, the RPG library was ridiculously large (though never quite hitting the highs of say, the SNES/PS1/PS2), there were tons of creative and niche games. Probably the best Nintendo handheld.

3DS - I shut off the 3D gimmick, and technically doesn't seem much of a step up from the original DS. The blurry screen and muddy textures a lot of games have make it seem that way. There's a decent library of games, that I haven't explored nearly enough as I should.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 27, 2018, 05:30:30 PM
You did that? My condolences. :lol

WALKING IN STATIONS though. Does EVE even still exist? Besides EVE Valkyrie. Or is that dead as well? I must confess I'm completely out of the loop in all things CCP related.

Eve is still their most successful thing, and yes it's still alive. Believe it or not.

And I agree with you Kara: I bought one for my ex-boyfriend and it's by far my worse purchase with my PS360 actually getting more use despite my 360 dying to the point of me not getting a replacement and the PS3 having some shit ports.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on May 27, 2018, 07:23:15 PM
It's great that EVE is still chugging along. Had a lot of fun with that game until I did a dumb and got podded with a hideously expensive clone in a wormhole. Logged out and uninstalled and haven't come back since because rebuilding that clone would take waaaaaay too much time. OK so my Corp was crap too and I was burnt out. But still. I even had fun carebearing. Nothing like seeing destroyers on dscan and immediately jumping to a pre-aligned safespot... with like 5% structure remaining.
The planetary stuff was boring and disappointing though.

Anyway.

How can anyone still be sore about Wii. Sports, Boom Blox and the VC&eshop alone made the thing worth it, not to mention the selection of great games hidden away in the avalanche of crap. It was inexpensive, at 250 bucks with a game, and nigh-complete GC backwards compatibility (PSO :'( ). Meanwhile other contemporaries started at like double that for even the most filthy ghetto edition. What were you expecting, really.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 27, 2018, 08:22:57 PM
NES: A
SNES: B
N64: D
GC: B
Wii: F
Wii U: F
Switch: F

GB: B
GBC: B
GBA: B
DS: A
3DS: B
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 27, 2018, 08:43:27 PM
NES: B+
SNES: A
N64: C
GC: D-
Wii: D+
Wii U: F
Switch: B-

GB: B
GBC: B
GBA: B
DS: B
3DS: B
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 27, 2018, 09:15:44 PM
NES: A
SNES: A
N64: B-
GC: C
Wii: C+
Wii U: D
Switch: B

handhelds: don't curr
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 27, 2018, 09:59:05 PM
NES: B
SNES: A
N64: C
GC: B
Wii: I don't rate toys masquerading as video game systems
Wii U: F
Switch: C

GB: B
VB: F
GBC: C
GBA: A
DS: B
3DS: B
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 27, 2018, 11:06:14 PM
NES: B
SNES: A
N64: C
GC: B
Wii: I don't rate toys masquerading as video game systems
Wii U: F
Switch: C

GB: B
VB: F
GBC: C
GBA: A
DS: B
3DS: B

Lines up with mine surprisingly well lol.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 27, 2018, 11:10:27 PM
I still feel like a gba micro would be fun to have
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: eleuin on May 28, 2018, 12:58:26 AM
Wii was the worst console purchase I ever made and I bought a Playstation 3 just to play DUST 514 after it had been out for years.
I enjoyed your posts on that, some of those suits were really cool, even if they cost hundreds of dollars  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 28, 2018, 01:31:59 AM
Dust 514 was so bad. Like, it was struggling to run on the PS3 and it was "exclusive" to the fucking thing. :doge

I can't wait to see how badly optimized the PC port is. And how much the "integration with EVE!" they touted is still not there. :doge :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 28, 2018, 03:36:02 AM
NES: A
SNES: ? (owned a Mega Drive)
N64: B
GC: C
Wii: D
Wii U: F (didn't own, no need)
Switch: B

GB: A
GBA: B
DS: A
3DS:? (didn't own)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on May 28, 2018, 05:38:15 PM
Dust 514 was so bad. Like, it was struggling to run on the PS3 and it was "exclusive" to the fucking thing. :doge

I can't wait to see how badly optimized the PC port is. And how much the "integration with EVE!" they touted is still not there. :doge :doge
Pewpewing the scarce few planets in EVE for Dust orbital strikes was such an immense letdown. Skill- and equipment-wise there was nothing to it, IIRC. Thoroughly unsatisfying "gameplay", as well. What were they thinking. It's like someone looked at planetary goop extraction and decided that was too exciting a game mechanic.

And yeah, the few times I tried it, Dust ran like ass. Thicc, vaseline coated lard ass. What were hey thinking. I mean, besides "Thanks for all the monies, Sony". Probably.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 28, 2018, 05:50:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/bTTFD4j.png)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 28, 2018, 05:59:45 PM
Lmfao someone was probably so serious about that
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 28, 2018, 06:04:44 PM
Lmfao someone was probably so serious about that

https://twitter.com/devolverdigital/status/1000909341439025152
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: team filler on May 28, 2018, 06:07:06 PM
Lmfao someone was probably so serious about that

https://twitter.com/devolverdigital/status/1000909341439025152

I see xbox was prefilled too
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Sho Nuff on May 28, 2018, 07:41:41 PM
NES: Whoa the scrolling is really smooth compared to Apple IIGS, B+
SNES: Fuck yeah I ain't never seed nothin like Mode 7 before, A
N64: Well at least that one launch game was good, C
GC: I have (mostly) wasted my money, C-
Wii: Not actually a game console, see me after class
Wii U: Bought for $100 from a friend so I could play Zelda, aside from that, F
Switch: Eh getting better, C+

GB: FUCK YEAH DUCKTALES UNDER THE COVERS (with a flashlight), A+
GBA: FUCK YEAH FIRE PRO WRESTLING ON THE TRAIN TO SCHOOL, A+
DS: Sorry too busy playing my modded PSP on the train to work, C+
3DS: Ooh Soul Hackers and SMT all up my boyhole, pity about that 1994 DOS game resolution, C+
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 28, 2018, 07:59:04 PM
Apple IIGS

LOL OLD.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 28, 2018, 08:13:20 PM
Apple IIGS

LOL OLD.

I had one, too.  BESS COMPOOTER
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 28, 2018, 08:24:58 PM
wait, people are seriously giving the NES A's?

i don't care if it saved the damn industry

how do i action these
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 28, 2018, 08:29:09 PM
wait, people are seriously giving the NES A's?

i don't care if it saved the damn industry

how do i action these

It had tons of great games.   ???
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 28, 2018, 08:31:13 PM
just because of that wrath, now i'm considering the opinion that the game boy has the superior library :thinking
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 28, 2018, 08:33:20 PM
if the NES is an A, what's the SNES which peaks higher across the board? i mean
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 28, 2018, 08:34:19 PM
the SNES has both of the best Mario games, Yoshi's Island and Super Mario Bros. 3

wait, so does the GBA :thinking

edit: GBA loses cuz officially i gotta have four carts to have SMB2, SMB3, SMW and SMW2:YI

SNES i can have All-Stars+World cart and Yoshi's Island cart :ohyeah

also my tv is larger than the micro's screen, and snes pad larger with more buttons than micro
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: team filler on May 28, 2018, 08:34:50 PM
shut the fuck up and like my post if you haven't already
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 28, 2018, 08:36:28 PM
Microsoft going to announce new Crimson Skies

for PC exclusive

Xbox One X users may stream from their PC
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 28, 2018, 08:42:33 PM
Nintendo went obviously downhill after they didn't force Crawfish to put World Tour mode in SFA3 for the GBA before certifying it

the next year E3 was Pac-Man Vs. and you know the story from there
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 28, 2018, 08:55:20 PM
if the NES is an A, what's the SNES which peaks higher across the board? i mean

Dunno, cuz Genesis is better
 :ohyeah
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 28, 2018, 08:58:02 PM
so the grade is meaningless, and i thought this site was about ethics in gaming scores and holodomor journalism
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 28, 2018, 08:58:37 PM
what's next, four of you drop your scores from A++ to C- because they changed the music from the Japanese version?!?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 28, 2018, 09:00:04 PM
what's next, four of you drop your scores from A++ to C- because they changed the music from the Japanese version?!?
:rage :rage :trigger :trigger :rage :rage
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 28, 2018, 09:38:02 PM
Benji, benji, benji, benji...

If you're going to count All Stars, which is a collection of ports, then I'll count Virtual Console for the Wii which kills every other Nintendo console with a knockout KO by virtue of having all their best titles.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 28, 2018, 09:55:33 PM
gotta buy a peripheral device to play them :neogaf
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 28, 2018, 09:57:02 PM
AND not ports, remasters, look at dem HD graphics, dem multi line scrolls in the backgrounds, dat NO SPRITE FLICKER, dem NEVER BEFORE RELEASED LOST LEVELS :rejoice
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 28, 2018, 09:59:06 PM
remember when Nintendo put out All-Stars on a disc for the Wii :rofl

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81kZGz7xnXL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 28, 2018, 10:06:53 PM
remember when Nintendo put out All-Stars on a disc for the Wii :rofl

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81kZGz7xnXL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)


Thereby defeating your own argument? Wii has All Stars + Virtual Console + Wii Sports

 :ufup
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 28, 2018, 10:45:41 PM
FACT CHECK: still gotta buy a peripheral to play most of the VC library

FACT CHECK: no Link's Awakening so can't have all their best titles

FACT CHECK: VC will only work through the rest of this year (especially if the Democrats win the election)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 28, 2018, 11:23:26 PM
SNES wins vs. GBA just by virtue of the ports are utterly butchered for the handheld.

Yoshi yelping every time he jumps :holeup
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Kara on May 28, 2018, 11:30:50 PM
I enjoyed your posts on that, some of those suits were really cool, even if they cost hundreds of dollars  :doge

Even though I bought a lot of cosmetic items, I always came back to using the Ishukone skin because playing in a suit that looked like it was gold-plated seemed like the only honest choice.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 28, 2018, 11:48:15 PM
Well, if All Stars is the deciding factor, Wii has that on a disc  :smug
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2018, 12:37:22 AM
SNES wins vs. GBA just by virtue of the ports are utterly butchered for the handheld.

Yoshi yelping every time he jumps :holeup
this reminds me, Link's constant yelling whenever he does anything in the GBA LTTP

wtf is with Nintendo making all their characters annoying

now I'm angry they didn't edit the Wii All-Stars to have Mario WAHOOING as he jumped (also replacing the soundtrack so it has more "wa wa" moments)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2018, 12:51:25 AM
I never minded baby Mario yelling in Yoshi's Island, that's just Nintendo motivating you to git gud brehs
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 29, 2018, 01:10:35 AM
I never minded baby Mario yelling in Yoshi's Island, that's just Nintendo motivating you to git gud brehs

Not what we're talking about. They added Yoshi Story sounds to the Yoshi's Island GBA port and other SNES ports for that handheld. It was terrible.

The resolution and music were also usually butchered, with the controls taking a hit due to two fewer buttons too.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2018, 01:11:23 AM
I never minded baby Mario yelling in Yoshi's Island, that's just Nintendo motivating you to git gud brehs
i never heard it, that's how good i was

spoiler (click to show/hide)
at inputting codes into my game genie :smug
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Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2018, 01:19:08 AM
Andy,   Benji said what's up with Nintendo making all the characters sound annoying, and I went on a tangent bb  :-*

Real talk, I never bothered with game genie. I had a friend that brought one over once, and it seemed like all the codes revolved around breaking the game kinda, so I didn't see the point. The only cheat feature that I would've loved to have would be the ability to save anytime (like you can do with save states on emus), but I don't believe you could do that with game genie.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2018, 01:33:35 AM
the instantly win every battle code was real useful for getting all the endings for Chrono Trigger

i mean, so i heard

i actually got them all the hard way, started a new game for each, honest

no multiple save slots either
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2018, 02:43:49 AM
that reminds me of Link's Awakening's only flaw: The Owl :'(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 29, 2018, 04:38:16 AM
that reminds me of Link's Awakening's only flaw: The Owl :'(

And the overworld design that's just painfully annoying to traverse because of its stupid maze-like nature. And giving me slow tutorial message everytime I run by some rock without the right gloves. And why is half the game made with Super Mario characters. Man, LA is overrated af, the Capcom Zelda games are so much better it ain't funny. sorry, not sorry. :trumps
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 29, 2018, 05:33:29 AM
Judge a classic like LA by 2018 standards, there is a board for that and it's called RE
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 29, 2018, 05:45:37 AM
Nothing what I said has anything to do with age. Oracles run on the same built and are far superior games to this day. The three Zelda games before LA are way more fun too (Zelda 2  :lawd ). Poor level design is poor.  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 29, 2018, 05:47:47 AM
Man Doom (93) is overrated AF, Halo (2001) is so much better it's not even funny sorry. not sorry.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 29, 2018, 05:49:45 AM
Zelda (1987) and Zelda 2 (1987) are better better than LA (1993). LA sucks.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 29, 2018, 05:57:20 AM
 :patel
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2018, 06:09:12 AM
 :rage :rage :trigger :trigger :rage :rage

you know i thought this place was different, where everyone would agree with me all the time on everything, now it's palpable just how much this place is dominated by gamergate
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on May 29, 2018, 06:23:50 AM
I actually liked the overworld maze in LA. Made it feel far bigger than it actually was.
The rooster alleviated the traversal prolems, and even before that there were the warp hole thingies that at least gave you access to most of the map with a modicum of walking. Couple that with item/equipment based shortcuts and the maze world was okay.

However, the UI/UX in LA is a mystery to me - ferchrissake, getting to the save screen was convoluted as fuck and only mentioned in the manual and by like one character. I very much doubt that they could not have added that function to the start menu screen somehow. Or maybe as a function of the telephone houses or an equippable item. They could have used long button presses (e.g. keeping start pressed for 3 seconds).

Heck, also implement two sets of items (for traversal and combat respectively), tap the select button to switch between them. Longpress select for map. Instant 500% upgrade to ease of use. Can't take more than a few lines of code, even back in the days. They already had a polling setup for the sword charge attack, so they could have repurposed it.

Dun care tho. LA is the best Zelda. Fact.


Even if the owl came to pester me on every dang screen of the map.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 29, 2018, 06:45:34 AM
also am getting :trigger by throwaway "aging" arguments in gaming communities. I constantly go back to games from NES to PS1 and often having a blast (or not), including titles I missed in its day. Games age poorly when it comes to casual accessability, but for nerds most real good games should hold up. "can't judge cause it's old" seems like a game was never that great to begin with.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 29, 2018, 06:51:28 AM
The goddamn motherfucking OPINIONS in here

:jeanluc

LttP is the best 2d Zelda, Ocarina is the 1a best 3d, BotW is 1b. Tryhards will say LA and MM, but fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the goddamn ear.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Fifstar on May 29, 2018, 07:27:38 AM
NES: B

Loved it at the time but I was a stupid kid so it doesn't really count. The libary isn't really appealing to me nowadys outside of a Zelda 1 replay.

SNES: AAA

GOAT - although the SNES mini made me realise I don't enjoy going back to it as much as i thought.

N64: C

Some great games, but in retrospect I should have gotten a PSX. Too bad I am a dumb Nintendo fanboy.

Gamecube: C

Shitty Mario and first Zelda game really soured me on this one, Rogue leader was also boring. Although games like RE4, Metroid Prime or F-Zero GX make me think it actually wasn't that bad. Dunno, I think I was started to loose interest in games by that Point.

Wii: N/A

I defended this one on Forums  :-[. At least i was smart enough to never actually buy it.

WiiU: N/A

Dunno what to say. Seems like it had a couple good exclusives which thankfully will all come to Switch  8)

Switch: A

I don't enjoy games as much as I did as a kid, but otherwise the library and Technology all fit me like a glove. Zelda is fantastic, WiiU ports are nice, the System is fantastic for Indies, finally a Nintendo handheld with decent Resolution...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Fifstar on May 29, 2018, 07:29:26 AM
Also the 3DS can die in a fire. Due to res the library is unplayable to me. Ergonomics are also shit - worst Nintendo System from a technology pov.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 29, 2018, 07:48:48 AM
also am getting :trigger by throwaway "aging" arguments in gaming communities. I constantly go back to games from NES to PS1 and often having a blast (or not), including titles I missed in its day. Games age poorly when it comes to casual accessability, but for nerds most real good games should hold up. "can't judge cause it's old" seems like a game was never that great to begin with.

Some things are great because of a specific time and place though, like mullets and pastel colours
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on May 29, 2018, 07:54:31 AM
Not sure why all the Nintendo talk, when they ain't gonna have shit to show at E3, other than MP4 and more ports.  :betty
This E3 should just be called The Cyberpunk 2077 Show.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 29, 2018, 09:39:50 AM
The goddamn motherfucking OPINIONS in here

:jeanluc

LttP is the best 2d Zelda, Ocarina is the 1a best 3d, BotW is 1b. Tryhards will say LA and MM, but fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the goddamn ear.

Nope, Link's Awakening owned.
:popular
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 29, 2018, 09:57:42 AM
Is Cyberpunk confirmed btw? Because I need it
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 29, 2018, 09:59:23 AM
The goddamn motherfucking OPINIONS in here

:jeanluc

LttP is the best 2d Zelda, Ocarina is the 1a best 3d, BotW is 1b. Tryhards will say LA and MM, but fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the goddamn ear.

Nope, Link's Awakening owned.
:popular

#FAKENEWS

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/hPPx8yk3Bmqys/giphy.gif)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
LA isn't bad but it's not as good as LttP. It is known.
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Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 29, 2018, 10:07:32 AM
LA took the LttP formula and expanded upon it.  I loved it.  I love LttP a lot too.  And that's about it for Zelda for me.  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 29, 2018, 10:20:56 AM
Not sure why all the Nintendo talk, when they ain't gonna have shit to show at E3, other than MP4 and more ports.  :betty
This E3 should just be called The Cyberpunk 2077 Show.

If even that. After WiiU I don't even trust seemingly safe Nintendo announcements as long as they show nothing but an announcement sheet. I wouldn't be surprised if MP4 gets all animu'ed up or some shit.
 :neogaf
though they might get me interested in Pokemon for the first time in an eternity if the rumours are true that they go full nostalgia bait and only have the first 151 in the new game - not that that would be something particularly worth of attention/anticipation though.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2018, 10:41:10 AM
NES: Your friends had this so you had to be competent using it if you wanted to be accepted by your peers. As a reward for your efforts you got Castlevania 3 though. In a rare moment of Nintendo being ahead of the curve in hardware, its build quality was so poor you had to wait until the PlayStation 2 launch generation or the entire lifespan of the Xbox 360 to experience something similarly miserable to own after 6 months.

SNES: Peer pressure was a lot lower here but thanks to Mario Kart and Street Fighter 2 Turbo you couldn't check out entirely. Had a bunch of JRPGs / solitary games so people who didn't have friends could think it was the greatest console of all time and people who weren't alive at the time but of a similar life result could agree with them. Hideous aesthetic choices with the device meant you got to own something that looked like it had been sent back to (and returned from) 1954 when every American smoked an uncountable number of cigarettes because doctors on TV said it was good for your health.

N64: Nintendo begins its Long March to third party mobile development, sic semper tyrannis. When you went over to someone's house and they had a Nintendo console you didn't have to be polite anymore, you could say something like, "Oh, I didn't know you had a younger sibling," and it was accurate observation instead of an insult you hurled during the last console war. Nintendo accommodated us by releasing games like Mario Party where you could lose every single minigame but still win the game as a whole and a Smash Brothers without a Fox tier.

GameCube: "What if we built a console like the SNES but pretended like the N64 controller had been a good idea?" was a question no one asked but Nintendo was happy to answer anyway. In a world where your alternatives were a the under-built PlayStation 2 or the BelAZ 75710 that was the Xbox it found an interesting niche in being the most portable console with an acceptable number of multiplayer games. Like the people left at the bar near closing, you didn't necessarily want to be around it but fate brought you together to engage in heavy petting. Has the distinction of perhaps the most extravagant input method ever found in multiplayer gaming but Pac-Man Vs. and Four Swords Adventures let you willfully ignore your bourgeois decadence.

Wii: Did you like the batting cage minigame in the Yakuza series but wondered why you had to play an actual game to get to them? Someone at Nintendo did, apparently. Having passed Peak Nintendo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peak_oil) the suits wisely decided to "Drill, baby, drill!" in the Arctic Nostalgia Wildlife Refuge and we got the Virtual Console which, despite being an amusing epithet for the Wii itself as a consumer product, let you pretend that you hadn't lit hundreds of dollars on fire as you threw more money into the machine (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunk_cost).

Wii U: Going to put as much effort into this summary as Nintendo put into the console.

Switch: TBD
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 29, 2018, 11:32:12 AM

If even that. After WiiU I don't even trust seemingly safe Nintendo announcements as long as they show nothing but an announcement sheet.


What are you talking about?  They're the only ones who have been giving updates throughout the year showing upcoming releases within that timeframe/season.  This isn't Wii U era Nintendo.  They have delivered with the Switch.
 :cmonson
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2018, 11:37:46 AM
I guess nintendo is he etiolate of video game companies, they drive the conversation  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: mormapope on May 29, 2018, 11:44:33 AM
Id say the Switch's library is just as barren as Wii U's tbh. Zelda and Mario getting released in the same year gave the console a lot more hope then it deserves.

Just look at how many Nintendo fans beggggg for ports of games that are years old. And how any indie release is treated like a must own game.

Nintendo will always be in its own bubble and so will its fans.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: kingv on May 29, 2018, 12:11:08 PM
I was flipping through a magazine and noticed that basically every web game in the previews now has a switch port announced alongside PS4.

I suspect that Switch will end up having a very strong library among a “certain demographic” but if you don’t like Nintendo or Japanese games it will be pretty middling.

I still hold that it has had the best launch year library of any game system since PS2... and Probably better if you are very strict about exactly 12 months.

If they manage to get MP4, No More Heroes, Bayo 3, and Pokémon (and maybe smash depending on what it is) out before March next year they will have had the best second year too, even if everything else is a bunch of indies, animu RPGs and visual novels.

Switch library is waaaay better than Wii U’s given where it is right now. Basically Wii U had a good year in 2014 for releases, and that was it. Every other year it was like 6 months between anything decent releasing. The switch has had a Nintendo published game release basically monthly, even though some of them are ports.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 29, 2018, 12:23:04 PM
Switch is amazing, a psp like indie machine with dual joysticks, 1st party nintendo titles and selected ports

Best handheld im decades
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Post by: tiesto on May 29, 2018, 12:33:07 PM
Switch seems really promising, just hope more Japanese publishers jump all in (Capcom and Namco have been pretty slow...) it won't get western 'aaa' or eastern eurojank but whatever, if I'm really desperate for those I have a ps4 and pc.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on May 29, 2018, 12:36:57 PM
Had a bunch of JRPGs / solitary games so people who didn't have friends could think it was the greatest console of all time and people who weren't alive at the time but of a similar life result could agree with them.

This is why I unironically like N64 the best. Barely spent time with my own console, instead it was mostly 4 player co-op at my friends' house—an Italian/German family with 3 siblings :rejoice
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: mormapope on May 29, 2018, 12:39:33 PM
PS Vita is a better handheld, Sony fucked up so bad with it tho that it didnt really have a fair shot. The amount of PS1 games you can play on the go is amazing, not to mention a fuck ton of PsP games.

Switch can be considered competent if, once again, Nintendo decides to expand its catalog by adding generations of shit digitally.

I hold Nintendo to the standard that its 2018. Meanwhile, in Nintendo time, they're still stuck between expensive SD style cards and having Xbox Live bronze for 11 bucks a month year.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2018, 12:53:06 PM
I hope no new games get announced because I still need to finish Witcher 3
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Post by: Tasty on May 29, 2018, 01:18:20 PM
LA seems so small scale coming from ALttP but that's probably more to do with the GameBoy than anything. I didn't like the jump move either.

Great music though.
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Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2018, 01:21:06 PM
They should release a remastered 3D Zelda collection for the Switch. 8)
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Post by: Svejk on May 29, 2018, 02:36:08 PM
They should release a remastered 3D Zelda collection for the Switch. 8)
The only one they haven't remastered yet, is Skyward Sword...  I would think that it's a safe bet that that's the next Zelda to get remaster-fied.  Now with even HD'er Rumble Waggle! LOL

I think a remaster of Sunshine and Galaxies would be needed instead of more Zeldas, IMO.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2018, 02:39:16 PM
Good cause I never played Skyward Sword. Was the waggle really that bad?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 29, 2018, 02:40:06 PM
Id say the Switch's library is just as barren as Wii U's tbh. Zelda and Mario getting released in the same year gave the console a lot more hope then it deserves.

Just look at how many Nintendo fans beggggg for ports of games that are years old. And how any indie release is treated like a must own game.

Nintendo will always be in its own bubble and so will its fans.

I'm no n-fan and your post is in its own bubble.  The system has a ton of games.  Satisfied with getting indies elsewhere, don't care about Nintendo games (why would you buy this, then) and aren't interested in the portable aspect?  Sure, don't bother.  But a lack of software is not the issue here.  Sorry bruh. 

This thing is the Vita 2.0.  My only gripe is the lack of a d-pad, and Hori has that 'fix' coming soon with their own joycon.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 29, 2018, 02:40:35 PM
Good cause I never played Skyward Sword. Was the waggle really that bad?

Forgot this game existed.  :lol  Avoided it like the plague because of waggle.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 29, 2018, 02:41:25 PM
LA seems so small scale coming from ALttP but that's probably more to do with the GameBoy than anything. I didn't like the jump move either.

Great music though.

I wonder if it really is that much smaller in scale?  Has a lot of dungeons plus the little 2D 'side scrolling' areas too.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2018, 02:45:04 PM
LA best game on GB classic, fight me
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 29, 2018, 02:46:37 PM
The waggle wasn't really the problem with SS necessarily, but the whole game was built around it and a lot of the game design just got super dumb just to allow for it. OK yeah every enemy is a "puzzle," but it's all basically the same puzzle and it's all kinda pissing me off when I just wanna kill them and move on.

It was also like, 20% of the content Twilight Princess had despite having more dev time, which is the real mindfuck.

SS got it 100% wrong, and BotW got that 100% right.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 29, 2018, 02:50:40 PM
Id say the Switch's library is just as barren as Wii U's tbh. Zelda and Mario getting released in the same year gave the console a lot more hope then it deserves.

Just look at how many Nintendo fans beggggg for ports of games that are years old. And how any indie release is treated like a must own game.

Nintendo will always be in its own bubble and so will its fans.

I'm no n-fan and your post is in its own bubble.  The system has a ton of games.  Satisfied with getting indies elsewhere, don't care about Nintendo games (why would you buy this, then) and aren't interested in the portable aspect?  Sure, don't bother.  But a lack of software is not the issue here.  Sorry bruh. 

This thing is the Vita 2.0.  My only gripe is the lack of a d-pad, and Hori has that 'fix' coming soon with their own joycon.

I know I'm more willing to drop trou for :nintendo than most here but even still, I'm having a difficult time deciding what to buy next on the system now that I beat Xeodrifter. :dunno

Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon
South Park: The Fractured But Whole
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (never beat on Wii U)
DOOM
Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2
Mega Man Legacy Collection 1 + 2
Owlboy
Bayonetta 1 + 2 (never purchased on Wii U)

Probably gonna go with Bloodstained for now after all the recs in its thread (plus price), but still. Lotta games I wanna play. 😬
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 29, 2018, 03:04:28 PM
LA best game on GB classic, fight me

It's down to that or Donkey Kong '94.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 29, 2018, 04:19:12 PM
The waggle in Skyward Sword was never the problem, despite having to constantly re-calibrate the middle bounding box like every fucking hour or so.

It was the absolute slog of the beginning of Act 3 of the game.  Collectathons, backtracking, cutscenes that can't be skipped, repeated concepts from early on in the game, etc.

I still enjoy the game though.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: kingv on May 29, 2018, 04:24:54 PM
Id say the Switch's library is just as barren as Wii U's tbh. Zelda and Mario getting released in the same year gave the console a lot more hope then it deserves.

Just look at how many Nintendo fans beggggg for ports of games that are years old. And how any indie release is treated like a must own game.

Nintendo will always be in its own bubble and so will its fans.

I'm no n-fan and your post is in its own bubble.  The system has a ton of games.  Satisfied with getting indies elsewhere, don't care about Nintendo games (why would you buy this, then) and aren't interested in the portable aspect?  Sure, don't bother.  But a lack of software is not the issue here.  Sorry bruh. 

This thing is the Vita 2.0.  My only gripe is the lack of a d-pad, and Hori has that 'fix' coming soon with their own joycon.

I know I'm more willing to drop trou for :nintendo than most here but even still, I'm having a difficult time deciding what to buy next on the system now that I beat Xeodrifter. :dunno

Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon
South Park: The Fractured But Whole
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (never beat on Wii U)
DOOM
Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2
Mega Man Legacy Collection 1 + 2
Owlboy
Bayonetta 1 + 2 (never purchased on Wii U)

Probably gonna go with Bloodstained for now after all the recs in its thread (plus price), but still. Lotta games I wanna play. 😬

IMO Bayo 2 is the best character action game of forever (unless you are one of those try hard as that thinks the skill ceiling is too low because the timing is too forgiving or something like that).
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on May 29, 2018, 05:14:45 PM
The only one they haven't remastered yet, is Skyward Sword...  I would think that it's a safe bet that that's the next Zelda to get remaster-fied.
It has the same problem Galaxy does in that you'd need to change fundamental parts of the game to get it working on a regular controller.

They'd need to ditch the pointer stuff in Galaxy, and there isn't an easy fix to collect star bits once that's gone given how the game was designed. A lot of the motion control shit in SS in baked in. Flying/swimming/dowsing would be an easy fix but the enemy encounters and combat are super tied to the MotionPlus and attacking from different angles. Galaxy is more likely but I wouldn't bet on either game getting an HD remaster without major work put in. It couldn't just be a quick cash grab. 

I'm not sure there would be much clamoring for SS anyway since it turned out to be a prototype of what NOT to do with Zelda moving forward.  :doge Like Wrath said, it does have some good dungeons tho.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 29, 2018, 05:17:06 PM
They should release a remastered 3D Zelda collection for the Switch. 8)

The fact that Majora's 3DS is most likely the version used going forward in cases like that :kobeyuck :fbm
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 29, 2018, 05:18:11 PM
Yeah, with how the Switch is designed and marketed I don't think either of those games can easily be remastered.  Skyward Sword maybe, but it would be completely unplayable in handheld mode.  Galaxy would require a sensor bar.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 29, 2018, 05:19:17 PM
https://twitter.com/BethesdaStudios/status/1001478823257542662

Fallout? Bitch give me Doom  :shaq2
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 29, 2018, 05:34:49 PM
And how any indie release is treated like a must own game.

Or how many AAA titles are going butt instead of trying to work black magic only to be 15FPS (hi, Doom 4!):

https://twitter.com/NintendoSwitchC/status/998662421416902662

PeterMooreSoAwesome.jpg

https://twitter.com/BethesdaStudios/status/1001478823257542662

Fallout? Bitch give me Doom  :shaq2

>Caring about The Elderscrolls with Guns
>2XXX

ISHYGDDT.jpg

Id say the Switch's library is just as barren as Wii U's tbh.

IAWTC. But to be fair: That's a problem for ALL the current generation consoles. 99% of  their stuff is also available on PC and the 1% that isn't is literal "who gives a shit.gif" level of shit that I can't give a damn about.

(Yes, that includes Zelda. Shock and Horror, Andy. I know.)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: kingv on May 29, 2018, 07:20:53 PM
I think it really depends on what you play.

2 years ago I would have said PC is king, but now that I have a Pro, 1X, and switch and gpus have gotten so pricy I wouldn’t really recommend a pc over consoles.

There’s still a fair number of shit ports every year on big titles and if you like console style shooters they usually have shit player bases on PC.

Also, some of the best games this generation just don’t have PC versions, like blood borne or Yakuza series.

As much as I enjoyed Witcher 3 at 1080p60 on pc, I definitely did not enjoy playing Nier Automata letter boxed at launch, or Arkham knight broken and would have been too excited with AC origins at 30 FPS or less either.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 29, 2018, 07:43:51 PM
Got nothing to do with the way to play for me. Unless the following are in their title: "Uncharted," "Persona," "Shin Megami Tensai" a lot of console-only shit I can easily skip and the GPU spike effects me non since I got a 1060 before the crypto folks jacked prices. So I'm good for a bit, and even if I need an updgrade, I've got like 500+ games on Steam and other services at this point that I'm good for whatever lacking new titles this E3 brings this gen or next-gen.

The moment I realized I play 99% third-party shit and about 0.5% first-party on consoles is when I made the jump and don't regret it.  But :yeshrug that's just my ancidote. The Switch does nothing for me, personally. The PS4 has 2-3 exclusives that I can wait until production has ended to get cheap and everything X-box is nearly on PC. Sunset Overdrive Korea.html.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nola on May 29, 2018, 07:59:19 PM
I'm at the point where I am smack in the middle of the reasoning on both of those.

My rig is more than solid and good enough I'm not really worried about having to upgrade any time soon, but at the same time, with the Pro and 1X being so close visually and performance wise on most third party titles I play, and because I couch game, I find myself more and more going the console route these days. Even though I prefer the PC.

Since I just can't take the headache of shit ports and like the consistency of the online communities on consoles more often. Like I bought Nioh on PC because I caught it on sale and I instantly regret it because 12 hours in I have been hit with what seems to be an unresolved almost hourly crashing bug. All the normal tricks haven't stoped it and even after hours scouring sites to find fixes, still a no go. And basically I know myself these days and I don't have the patience to buy it on PS4 and redo everything.



Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 29, 2018, 09:15:29 PM
https://twitter.com/Pokemon/status/1001632115157483520

OH NO NO NO.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2018, 09:18:43 PM
looks like some minecraft bullshit
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2018, 09:20:59 PM
How you fuck up Pokeyman
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2018, 09:26:40 PM
Fuckkkk buying a switch
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 29, 2018, 09:31:06 PM
Nintendo getting /v/ AND /vp/ triggered with the shittiest of shitty announcements only to bring a remake of Gen1 with PokemonGo! connectivity out.

No lie, though: If it's possible to ignore the PokemonGo! connection shit, I'll probably buy a Switch (and pirate) Let's Go!: Eevee edition.

"One-handed mode!" For Andy-kun to wack it to Lucario, I see.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on May 29, 2018, 09:40:44 PM
Everybody who bitched about Navi was in for a rude awakening when Fi came around. You just got done with a cut scene that told you to go to this area only only for her slow as molasses text to crawl "there's a 76% chance you should go to blablablabla" the moment the cut scene is over.

Like yeah, I fucking know you robotic cunt. I'm so glad she's trapped in that fucking sword for centuries never to be seen.
Then she has the nerve to rub it into your face that, "your fucking batteries in your wiimote are low, because Nintendo made shit product that ate batteries faster than a Nomad."
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 29, 2018, 09:41:19 PM
I thought it looked really cool personally

But I get really bored of Pokemon games these days
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 29, 2018, 09:42:16 PM
https://twitter.com/Pokemon/status/1001636250158223360
Plus people are saying 151 only as opposed to all GO pokemon?

Game might be short as fuck.

Good. Gen 1-only beyond like Lugia and Scrafty is the only thing to be done IMO. :rejoice
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 29, 2018, 09:43:11 PM
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)

Show FE, you degenerate poke fuckers
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 29, 2018, 09:44:31 PM
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)

Show FE, you degenerate poke fuckers

Bitch give it two weeks
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 29, 2018, 09:45:30 PM
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)

Show FE, you degenerate poke fuckers

This was a Pokemon announcement, Waifufag. :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Reinhardt best girl.
[close]
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 29, 2018, 09:46:06 PM
It dosen't seem to be a normal Pokemon RPG. Lack of wild battles and whatnot. Lots of Go influence.  I would have been down for a remake of Gen 1 as someone who hasn't played a Pokemon game in forever, but not like this.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 29, 2018, 09:46:14 PM
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)

Show FE, you degenerate poke fuckers

Bitch give it two weeks

I want the two minute dopamine rush of buying a Switch so that I can feel something, but I'm not gonna do it unless FE is actually coming out this year
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 29, 2018, 10:03:51 PM
Bayonetta. :snore

Devil May Cry 5. :phil

DMC5 NEVER EVER: :fbm
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 29, 2018, 10:25:59 PM
Welp. Downgraded from pirate to emulating on Switch emulator. :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 30, 2018, 12:40:42 AM
"One-handed mode!" For Andy-kun to wack it to Lucario, I see.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/DhZSDMnqPu20U/giphy.gif)

Fuck off, poz-sucker.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 30, 2018, 12:42:35 AM
Good. Gen 1-only beyond like Lugia and Scrafty is the only thing to be done IMO. :rejoice

Fuck off, casual.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Kara on May 30, 2018, 12:45:11 AM
Cyberpunk has the potential to be crushingly disappointing though.

The Witcher's game design and jank quality with a cyberpunk skin would suck hard ass.

Polish, dense environments, character freedom, good combat, living in cyberspace :ohyeah

Cyberpunk isn't going to be great but everyone is going to pretend it's great.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 30, 2018, 12:54:16 AM
Good. Gen 1-only beyond like Lugia and Scrafty is the only thing to be done IMO. :rejoice

Fuck off, casual.

I do believe you mean, "fuck off, GenWunner." :-*
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Post by: Tasty on May 30, 2018, 12:56:02 AM
Smash Switch (https://i.imgur.com/CymJOzQ.gif)

Animal Crossing Switch (https://i.imgur.com/cOGJPSH.png)

Pokemon Switch

(https://i.imgur.com/t53h2GE.jpg)
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Post by: benjipwns on May 30, 2018, 12:59:03 AM
Mario All-Stars Switch? With added voices?
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Post by: bluemax on May 30, 2018, 01:28:42 AM
I actually liked the overworld maze in LA. Made it feel far bigger than it actually was.
The rooster alleviated the traversal prolems, and even before that there were the warp hole thingies that at least gave you access to most of the map with a modicum of walking. Couple that with item/equipment based shortcuts and the maze world was okay.

However, the UI/UX in LA is a mystery to me - ferchrissake, getting to the save screen was convoluted as fuck and only mentioned in the manual and by like one character. I very much doubt that they could not have added that function to the start menu screen somehow. Or maybe as a function of the telephone houses or an equippable item. They could have used long button presses (e.g. keeping start pressed for 3 seconds).

Heck, also implement two sets of items (for traversal and combat respectively), tap the select button to switch between them. Longpress select for map. Instant 500% upgrade to ease of use. Can't take more than a few lines of code, even back in the days. They already had a polling setup for the sword charge attack, so they could have repurposed it.

Dun care tho. LA is the best Zelda. Fact.


Even if the owl came to pester me on every dang screen of the map.

Link's Awakening re-uses the game engine and a lot of mechanics and concepts from some weird satirical RPG for GameBoy that never saw the light of day outside Japan. I'm guessing that accounts for a lot of the wonkiness.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 30, 2018, 04:34:15 AM
Cyberpunk has the potential to be crushingly disappointing though.

The Witcher's game design and jank quality with a cyberpunk skin would suck hard ass.

Polish, dense environments, character freedom, good combat, living in cyberspace :ohyeah

Cyberpunk isn't going to be great but everyone is going to pretend it's great.

Well its impossible to live up to Witcher 3.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 30, 2018, 04:36:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7LNrTpqk4g

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 30, 2018, 06:42:59 AM
can't be sumo digital though can it? they're already "working" on Crackdown 3, Dead Island 2 and CCP's Project Nova (all of which were originally supposed to be out by now lol)
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Post by: paprikastaude on May 30, 2018, 06:59:43 AM
sweet jesus, those souped up 3DS graphics for Pokemon. Clearly the Pokemon guys will never give a shit, even in a world where even Monster Hunter had to finally move forward. I would have almost said that Gamefreaks are the laziest mainstream devs, but I should refrain from that in a year in which assumingly a new Animal Crossing will be unveiled.  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 30, 2018, 07:51:34 AM
I actually liked the overworld maze in LA. Made it feel far bigger than it actually was.
The rooster alleviated the traversal prolems, and even before that there were the warp hole thingies that at least gave you access to most of the map with a modicum of walking. Couple that with item/equipment based shortcuts and the maze world was okay.

However, the UI/UX in LA is a mystery to me - ferchrissake, getting to the save screen was convoluted as fuck and only mentioned in the manual and by like one character. I very much doubt that they could not have added that function to the start menu screen somehow. Or maybe as a function of the telephone houses or an equippable item. They could have used long button presses (e.g. keeping start pressed for 3 seconds).

Heck, also implement two sets of items (for traversal and combat respectively), tap the select button to switch between them. Longpress select for map. Instant 500% upgrade to ease of use. Can't take more than a few lines of code, even back in the days. They already had a polling setup for the sword charge attack, so they could have repurposed it.

Dun care tho. LA is the best Zelda. Fact.


Even if the owl came to pester me on every dang screen of the map.

Link's Awakening re-uses the game engine and a lot of mechanics and concepts from some weird satirical RPG for GameBoy that never saw the light of day outside Japan. I'm guessing that accounts for a lot of the wonkiness.

Are you talking about Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru?  Doesn't play that much like Zelda (you run into monsters like in Ys and dungeons are 2D platforming segments), but Link's Awakening was made using its engine.

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kaeru-no-tame-ni-kane-wa-naru/
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Post by: bork on May 30, 2018, 07:54:27 AM
can't be sumo digital though can it? they're already "working" on Crackdown 3, Dead Island 2 and CCP's Project Nova (all of which were originally supposed to be out by now lol)

If it's Sumo, I'm gonna get pretty hyped.  If it's not...uh...hope it's good but kind of doubting they will reach Sumo's glory.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Kurt Russell on May 30, 2018, 08:47:55 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/aWq6sZc.png)

Punch Out!  :whatisthis

Fallout 3 Anniversary  :whatisthis

F-Zero SX  :whatisthis

Wolfenstein II   :donot
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: pilonv1 on May 30, 2018, 08:56:46 AM
Fallout 3 not New Vegas? :iface
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Post by: paprikastaude on May 30, 2018, 09:18:54 AM
Posting fake E3 word documents in 2018  :whatisthis
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Post by: Tasty on May 30, 2018, 09:29:05 AM
Yoshi's Flipping Island :lol :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on May 30, 2018, 09:46:26 AM

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.
Tack on Dragon's Dogma 2 for the full Capcom mic drop.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 30, 2018, 10:01:53 AM
geez at least post the full fake mang

(https://i.imgur.com/3kLSSxS.jpg)
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 30, 2018, 10:54:52 AM
F zero only thing I want

But more like F Zero X plz


Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 30, 2018, 11:00:25 AM
you know what, sure, I'll take it.  even if the list is fake, I expect something like that list anyway
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Post by: Corporal on May 30, 2018, 11:15:16 AM
I have downloaded the boxy Porkelmans game.

It's a mobile game alright. And the non-touch controls are terrible. Control a mouse pointer with the analogue stick = the game design equivalent of getting kicked in the nads. Also: Fecking energy mechanic can diaf, together with its inventor and everyone they ever held dear.

I think I'd have preferred a multiplayer enabled Rumble to this. And that'd be the 1934291837th remake of rumble, at that.

Oh well... for free. I guess I'll take it. Begrudgingly.


Also, that list.  :o
F-Zero Switch?! This fills me with great trepidation. There's so much that could go wrong with that.
Also, Yoshi's motherflipping Island. Kinda the same.

Worried hype-rventilating intensifies.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on May 30, 2018, 11:50:06 AM
The only thing missing from that list, is a big, red, stenciled "TOP SECRET" stamped at the top at a 45° angle.  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 30, 2018, 11:52:08 AM
can't be sumo digital though can it? they're already "working" on Crackdown 3, Dead Island 2 and CCP's Project Nova (all of which were originally supposed to be out by now lol)

If it's Sumo, I'm gonna get pretty hyped.  If it's not...uh...hope it's good but kind of doubting they will reach Sumo's glory.
yooooo

https://store.steampowered.com/app/785260/Team_Sonic_Racing/
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DEVELOPER:
SUMO Digital

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Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 30, 2018, 11:57:59 AM
F zero only thing I want

But more like F Zero X plz

the best F Zero
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 30, 2018, 12:43:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7LNrTpqk4g

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.

>RE2
>Over-the-shoulder and not like REbirth.

:nope :nope :nope

Capcom can stay dead if that rumor is true.

Also speaking of dead things:

http://www.gamerevolution.com/news/392133-crackdown-3-delay-cancelled-pre-orders

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Crackdown 3 is MS's Duke: Forever at this point. It's going on... 8 years? Development?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 30, 2018, 12:44:33 PM
So on board with an RE4-style RE2.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on May 30, 2018, 12:45:41 PM
So on board with an RE4-style RE2.

Of course you are. Because RE4 is the only game in the series you've played on your toddler toys. :doge Meanwhile, us old fogeys that grew up with the Saturn or PSX release want a classic style entry. No, Revelations is not that sort of thing and 7 is FPP, so fuck that being used as a "back to roots" thing.

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Honestly, though: If the series died with 4, I'd have been mostly ok with that. The only thing that would suck is not having the US Congress(? Forgetting which branch went after Umbrella) double-crossing game that one of the 3: Last Escape scenario writers planned for the shutdown of Umbrella. That (or an Outbreak: File #3 focused on it) would make me moist.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 30, 2018, 01:00:32 PM
I'm at least glad for RE7 - many great moments.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 30, 2018, 01:22:43 PM
Pre 4 RE is trash by today’s standards is why you’re not ever getting a game like them again
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 30, 2018, 01:33:37 PM
I just miss RE4.

The co-op shit with RE5 and 6 :what

The first person shit with RE7 :goty2

Horror-focused single-player RE4 style game? Yes please.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on May 30, 2018, 02:12:56 PM
If that fake list is accurate and we get Metroid Prime 4, Fire Emblem, Yoshi's Island, Punch Out and Smash Bros. this year the Switch is already god tier.  :mynicca
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 30, 2018, 02:26:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZMkv8_w1yI

Sumo Digital is making this.  FUCK YES NOW I'M HYPED
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on May 30, 2018, 02:29:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZMkv8_w1yI

Sumo Digital is making this.  FUCK YES NOW I'M HYPED
That's such a terrible trailer though.  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 30, 2018, 02:30:05 PM
The Shadow thumbnail :dead
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 30, 2018, 02:49:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZMkv8_w1yI

Sumo Digital is making this.  FUCK YES NOW I'M HYPED
That's such a terrible trailer though.  :doge

Don't care; fuck 3D SANIC and shitty friendz, etc etc.  Sumo Digital made two super-fuckin' awesome arcade/kart racers outta that crap and here's hoping they can do it again.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Kurt Russell on May 30, 2018, 03:08:12 PM
...but will they ever reach the heights of GTI Club+ Sumo?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 30, 2018, 03:19:04 PM
...but will they ever reach the heights of GTI Club+ Sumo?

:bow GTI Club, Outrun 2/2006, Sanic All-Stars, and Sanic Transformed :bow2
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 30, 2018, 03:35:57 PM
Won't even be as good as Mario Kart 8 vanilla, let alone Deluxe. Enjoy 2nd place! 👋🏻
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: tiesto on May 30, 2018, 04:33:03 PM
Hope it's not just Sanic and his shitty friends, rather all of Sega, like in the All Stars Racing titles.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 30, 2018, 06:30:17 PM
Won't even be as good as Mario Kart 8 vanilla, let alone Deluxe. Enjoy 2nd place! 👋🏻

Transformed > *

:ufup
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 30, 2018, 06:36:16 PM
Won't even be as good as Mario Kart 8 vanilla, let alone Deluxe. Enjoy 2nd place! 👋🏻

Transformed > *

:ufup

Lol some alt righters actually believe this. :sabu
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 30, 2018, 06:37:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7LNrTpqk4g

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.

Is this the first time ever a 2.5D game didn't look like trash?

Aside from Bionic Commando ReArmed, I'm drawing a blank.

DKCR/TF
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 30, 2018, 06:40:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7LNrTpqk4g

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.

Is this the first time ever a 2.5D game didn't look like trash?

Aside from Bionic Commando ReArmed, I'm drawing a blank.

Bloodstained.  :-[   NSMB?

Lots of fightin' games like SF, too.   I just love that this is looking pretty good and basically is what Mighty No. 9 was supposed to be in concept art.  :lol

Won't even be as good as Mario Kart 8 vanilla, let alone Deluxe. Enjoy 2nd place! 👋🏻

Transformed > *

:ufup

Lol some alt righters actually believe this. :sabu

Poor Andrex, never to know the glory of Sonic Transformed on PC at resolutions above 1920x1080 and 60 FPS  :'(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: tiesto on May 30, 2018, 07:05:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7LNrTpqk4g

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.

Is this the first time ever a 2.5D game didn't look like trash?

Aside from Bionic Commando ReArmed, I'm drawing a blank.

Klonoa Wii was pretty nice, as is Yoshi's Wooly World and some of the Kirbys.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: team filler on May 30, 2018, 07:10:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7LNrTpqk4g

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.
Haru Okumura
1 day ago
I'm crying like an anime fan on prom night

Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 30, 2018, 07:30:33 PM
Poor Andrex, never to know the glory of Sonic Transformed on PC at resolutions above 1920x1080 and 60 FPS  :'(

"PC 'Master Race??'" Fuck off Nazi.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: naff on May 30, 2018, 08:28:13 PM
Shut up nerd.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Trent Dole on May 31, 2018, 02:04:26 AM
I'm hype for new Sanic racing but irked that it's apparently Sanic characters only and not the glorious crossover pile of the prior two games. :gloomy Makes it a 'buy for $20 a few months after launch' instead of a day one.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Kara on May 31, 2018, 02:29:33 AM
Steampunks trying to fight the console war over mascot racing games. :iface
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: team filler on May 31, 2018, 02:41:43 AM
well it sounds a bit silly when you say it like that
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on May 31, 2018, 03:54:33 AM
Crash Team Racing > whogivesadamn


Bloodstained.  :-[   NSMB?

Lots of fightin' games like SF, too.   I just love that this is looking pretty good and basically is what Mighty No. 9 was supposed to be in concept art.  :lol

:trigger
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 31, 2018, 07:36:05 AM
I'm hype for new Sanic racing but irked that it's apparently Sanic characters only and not the glorious crossover pile of the prior two games. :gloomy Makes it a 'buy for $20 a few months after launch' instead of a day one.

Am hoping it still has all the other various Sega IPs too.  Why remove them after two games, especially when the levels were themed after the various games? 
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 31, 2018, 10:32:50 AM
Remember that sega fighting game where you could play as a car
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 31, 2018, 10:56:17 AM
Remember that sega fighting game where you could play as a car

:bow Fighters Megamix :bow2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JprslmK5X8
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 31, 2018, 11:19:16 AM
that's the one!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 31, 2018, 12:13:29 PM
Remember reading about it during the nadir of the Saturn

Therr was also Virtua Fighter Kidz

Fucking Sega
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 31, 2018, 02:42:12 PM
i think it's EGM where they let loose a massive rant about VF Kids and how it disgraces video games in the worst way possible

/simpler times
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 31, 2018, 02:48:36 PM
doesn't sound like EGM tbh

Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: kingv on May 31, 2018, 02:51:32 PM
Then maybe it was Next Generation
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 31, 2018, 03:00:22 PM
Steampunks trying to fight the console war over mascot racing games. :iface

(https://i.imgur.com/YTIfqyS.jpg)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on May 31, 2018, 03:00:50 PM
Then maybe it was Next Generation

My favorite thing from them was a preview of an upcoming issue, showing a bunch of shitty N64 games, with the line "Quality over quantity?  We don't think so."    :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 31, 2018, 03:02:42 PM
The Ultra 64 pre-release hype and month after month of blurry Mario 64 Bowser boss battle pics was the most exciting time in video game history

 :bolo
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 31, 2018, 03:31:20 PM
i got u fam (an instance where benji can be useful!) these are from Spring 1997...

(https://i.imgur.com/2EaCnv5.jpg)

Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 31, 2018, 03:32:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/DHvN1FS.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/6ksEhV8.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/phGCb1H.png)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 31, 2018, 03:32:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rgZMkyg.png)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 31, 2018, 03:36:01 PM
(http://www.gamezero.com/team-0/articles/industry/shoshinkai_1995/wave02.jpg)

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mnqHoYcfhMU/TDzZBPqBqWI/AAAAAAAABbo/fsqtAn7ygaA/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/WAVE01.JPG)

early screenshots of Wave Race was some kind of Wave Race/F-Zero hybrid. I believe they even labeled it as F-Zero in some articles.

(https://www.unseen64.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/MARIO001.jpg)

(http://www.cubed3.com/media/2011/June/originaloot3.jpg)

(http://www.zeldaelements.net/images/games/ocarina_of_time/development_history/demo.jpg)

Zelda looked like chit
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 31, 2018, 04:42:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/OGNxzYh.jpg)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 31, 2018, 04:45:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/LS2e5MA.png)

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Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: tiesto on May 31, 2018, 04:47:28 PM
Then maybe it was Next Generation

Virtua Fighter Kids was 3D, so no. Never liked Next Generation back in the day because they were so anti-2D.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 31, 2018, 04:53:46 PM
21 years later and Next Generation's curse on Nintendo lives on
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 31, 2018, 05:44:47 PM
"Curse? There's no curse. Just look at the sales figures..."
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on May 31, 2018, 06:56:33 PM
geez at least post the full fake mang

(https://i.imgur.com/3kLSSxS.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DejJQ2nXkAI7Ecg.jpg)
 :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on May 31, 2018, 07:01:58 PM
Dragon Ball FighterZ!!!! :hyper :hyper :hyper

FIFA19 just got confirmed today btw.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 31, 2018, 07:12:17 PM
Bet Mario tennis is gud
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on May 31, 2018, 07:16:01 PM
FIFA19 just got confirmed today btw.
Tasty "Scoops" Meat
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: agrajag on May 31, 2018, 07:20:59 PM
That chart is from 4chan
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on May 31, 2018, 07:26:01 PM
That chart is from 4chan
Destructoid said something like: "We've seen these things they are under embargo"
thus breaking the embargo.  :doge

https://twitter.com/assassinscreed/status/1002331391789617152 (https://twitter.com/assassinscreed/status/1002331391789617152)
 :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 31, 2018, 07:34:30 PM
Starlink: Battle for Atlas, the true story of the making of Atlas Shugged Part III: Who is John Galt? (starring Ron Paul as Himself).
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bluemax on June 01, 2018, 01:45:29 AM
I actually liked the overworld maze in LA. Made it feel far bigger than it actually was.
The rooster alleviated the traversal prolems, and even before that there were the warp hole thingies that at least gave you access to most of the map with a modicum of walking. Couple that with item/equipment based shortcuts and the maze world was okay.

However, the UI/UX in LA is a mystery to me - ferchrissake, getting to the save screen was convoluted as fuck and only mentioned in the manual and by like one character. I very much doubt that they could not have added that function to the start menu screen somehow. Or maybe as a function of the telephone houses or an equippable item. They could have used long button presses (e.g. keeping start pressed for 3 seconds).

Heck, also implement two sets of items (for traversal and combat respectively), tap the select button to switch between them. Longpress select for map. Instant 500% upgrade to ease of use. Can't take more than a few lines of code, even back in the days. They already had a polling setup for the sword charge attack, so they could have repurposed it.

Dun care tho. LA is the best Zelda. Fact.


Even if the owl came to pester me on every dang screen of the map.

Link's Awakening re-uses the game engine and a lot of mechanics and concepts from some weird satirical RPG for GameBoy that never saw the light of day outside Japan. I'm guessing that accounts for a lot of the wonkiness.

Are you talking about Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru?  Doesn't play that much like Zelda (you run into monsters like in Ys and dungeons are 2D platforming segments), but Link's Awakening was made using its engine.

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kaeru-no-tame-ni-kane-wa-naru/

That's the one!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bluemax on June 01, 2018, 01:50:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7LNrTpqk4g

Not bad. Now combine with DMC5 and RE2 at E3, to finish the recent Capcomeback.

Is this the first time ever a 2.5D game didn't look like trash?

Aside from Bionic Commando ReArmed, I'm drawing a blank.

Mega Man Powered Up was great. Fight me.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 01, 2018, 08:51:49 AM
https://twitter.com/assassinscreed/status/1002331391789617152 (https://twitter.com/assassinscreed/status/1002331391789617152)
 :lol
Gonna be honest... that'd be a WAY more interesting setting that Origins for me. 

RYSE = ANNIHILATED  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 01, 2018, 09:06:22 AM
https://twitter.com/assassinscreed/status/1002331391789617152 (https://twitter.com/assassinscreed/status/1002331391789617152)
 :lol
Gonna be honest... that'd be a WAY more interesting setting that Origins for me. 

RYSE = ANNIHILATED  :doge

Oh look, another Assazzzzzzzzzzzzz :snore :boring
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 03, 2018, 11:33:36 PM
Capcom inching their way back to Capgod. :jawalrus
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 04, 2018, 08:40:15 AM
Even fuckin' Deep Down got re-registered as well...

There wouldn't be a dragonsdogma2.com domain registered by chance as well, could there????  :rkelly

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That's ok... *sniff...   PS5 it is then. 
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Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: archie4208 on June 04, 2018, 11:13:40 AM
Capcom inching their way back to Capgod. :jawalrus
Have fun playing the laggy cloud version on Switch.  :jawalrus
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 04, 2018, 11:53:17 AM
Capcom inching their way back to Capgod. :jawalrus
Have fun playing the laggy cloud version on Switch.  :jawalrus

Thanks, I will? :idont

Just wait until Spaceworld later this year. I heard they're announcing a new Capcom Five with Nintendo!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 04, 2018, 12:01:04 PM
Just wait until Spaceworld later this year.

:girlaff
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 04, 2018, 02:53:55 PM
https://blog.eu.playstation.com/2018/06/04/playstations-countdown-to-e3-2018-begins-wednesday-6th-june/#sf191002144
Here’s our ‘Countdown to E3’ schedule:
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Wednesday, 6th June at 4.00PM BST/5.00pm CEST
Announce: New PS4 game With PS VR support

Thursday, 7th June at 4.00PM BST/5.00pm CEST
Release date for an upcoming Worldwide Studios title

Friday, 8th June at 4.00PM BST/5.00pm CEST
Announce: New PS4 game

Saturday, 9th June at 4.00PM BST/5.00pm CEST
Announce: New PS VR game

Sunday, 10th June at 4.00PM BST/5.00pm CEST
Details: An eagerly anticipated game comes to PS VR

Stay tuned! PlayStation’s E3 2018 Showcase is just one week away…


So VR is outsourced to other videos?  :rejoice Hopefully there is none of that at the conference then - enough of the pretending that people actually want it.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bluemax on June 05, 2018, 01:59:14 AM
I have bad news for you friend!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 05, 2018, 02:07:22 PM
https://youtu.be/ZMT3_32oRLY
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 05, 2018, 02:21:49 PM
Capcom inching their way back to Capgod. :jawalrus
Have fun playing the laggy cloud version on Switch.  :jawalrus

Is cloud lag worse then 100ms on 4k screens?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: MMaRsu on June 05, 2018, 03:09:00 PM
https://youtu.be/ZMT3_32oRLY

No drifting

Annoying Sonic returns with smartass quips

No transforming vehicles

 :heh :heh :heh

get fucked sega
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 05, 2018, 03:40:33 PM
Team Sonic Racing looks so fucking terrible :lol

Is this made with Garry's Mod or something?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 05, 2018, 03:51:18 PM
Is Sumo developing this game? Why does it look worse than Sonic Racing Transformed? It doesn't even have Pyro or Football Manager Man.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: G The Resurrected on June 05, 2018, 04:18:17 PM
Anyone else going to the show? I'm confirmed for FanFest, EA play, Devolver and Bethesda events. Gonna try and get into Ubisoft this year. I'm looking forward to it if only to get some G&B coffee and eggslut everyday! The games too!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on June 05, 2018, 04:20:10 PM
SEGA producing a piece of garbage starring Sonic again.

Consider me shocked.  :doge


And yes Transformed, which I got on Wii U at launch, looks way better than this piece of donkey poo.  :'(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 05, 2018, 04:26:07 PM
who knows, why did Sonic Forces look worse than 2010s Sonic Generations.

No Sonic Mania Kart :fbm
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 05, 2018, 10:29:44 PM
https://gonintendo.com/stories/310556-konami-listed-as-bringing-two-switch-titles-to-e3-2018

MGS HD Collection and a proper SH Collection plz.

Barring that, MGSV: Complete Edition and Castlevania Legacy Collection plz.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2018, 10:41:03 PM
Part of me is hoping Konami dumps the WiiWare "Rebirth" series onto a physical platform... I'd hate for those to die along with WiiWare.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 05, 2018, 11:49:58 PM
https://youtu.be/ZMT3_32oRLY

No drifting

Annoying Sonic returns with smartass quips

No transforming vehicles

 :heh :heh :heh

get fucked sega

Looks bad, man, what a letdown.

We don't know if it doesn't have drifting mechanics...could be whoever was playing that just sucks.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 06, 2018, 01:04:07 AM
So apparently Hitman Reboot-2 is coming out. Nobody knows if it's an iO production or not since it's been just logo leaked. :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Borealis on June 06, 2018, 01:14:01 AM
So apparently Hitman Reboot-2 is coming out. Nobody knows if it's an iO production or not since it's been just logo leaked. :lol

It's very much an IOI production, both the official Twitters for IOI and WB tweeted on an upcoming "live" announcement indicating an upcoming map/mission based on a racetrack.

If there's still doubt, note that the sponsors on the backs of one of the mechanics, plus those on the F1 cars, are names belonging to various companies referenced in Season 1.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on June 06, 2018, 03:24:29 AM
clearly Sumo couldn't put all their effort into Sanic what with their heavy schedule of developing Crackdown 3, Dead Island 2 and CCP's next FPS *fires up dev console and loads latest build*
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2018, 05:02:24 AM
smh a Sega racing game without Ulala and Outrun Flag Man :gurl
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 06, 2018, 05:19:41 AM
Tales of Vesperia remaster leaked apparently.
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Post by: Valkyrie on June 06, 2018, 06:04:20 AM
Tales game  :snore
Love your new avatar. :heartbeat
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Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2018, 06:11:25 AM
Tales of Vesperia remaster leaked apparently.

Please please please be true... :O
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 06, 2018, 08:00:29 AM
Tales of Vesperia remaster leaked apparently.

Please please please be true... :O

I never wanted a 360 just for this and Lost Odyssey, so I don't think I've ever waited this long for a title  :doge (And it has yet to come to Bone BC, which would have pushed me over the edge alongside the OG Xbox games in HD). It always seemed like the last good Tales of game to me and it's certainly the last one to ever have good art direction. No idea why they went away from cel shading. Also the lack of puzzles and stuff in newer titles sucks too.
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Post by: Svejk on June 06, 2018, 08:40:22 AM

No drifting

Annoying Sonic returns with smartass quips

No transforming vehicles

 :heh :heh :heh

get fucked sega

Looks bad, man, what a letdown.

We don't know if it doesn't have drifting mechanics...could be whoever was playing that just sucks.
I'm afraid it's not the latter.  Why didn't they just pull a Nintendo with Mario Kart 8 and just port SRT with just more stuffz added to it? (Seriously... just add OpaOpa in there and you got a revamped game. lol)
Or why couldn't they just port Fighters Megamix instead? 

Come on, Sega...  quit with this constant roshambo..  We know you fucking hate us.  :'(
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Post by: Valkyrie on June 06, 2018, 08:53:24 AM
Missing out on Sony and Bethesda because of timezones, and sleep needs. :(
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2018, 10:39:50 AM
It's ramadan in saudi so I'll just be up eating anyway.

(https://i.imgur.com/C9xKyK8.jpg)
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 06, 2018, 11:20:07 AM
Sony announced Tetris x REZ or something.
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Post by: bork on June 06, 2018, 11:45:19 AM
Sony announced Tetris x REZ or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr8fVT_Ds4Q

Quote
Enhance Games, Monstars, and Resonair have announced Tetris Effect for PlayStation 4. It will launch this fall.

Here is an overview of the game, via its official website:

    About

    Named after a real-world phenomenon where players’ brains are so engrossed that images of the iconic falling Tetrimino blocks (i.e. the Tetris playing pieces) linger in their vision, thoughts, and even dreams, Tetris Effect amplifies this magical feeling of total immersion by surrounding you with fantastic, fully three-dimensional worlds that react and evolve based on how you play. Music, backgrounds, sounds, special effects—everything, down to the Tetris pieces themselves, pulse, dance, shimmer, and explode in perfect sync with how you’re playing.

    From deep beneath the ocean to the furthest reaches of outer space and everywhere between, Tetris Effect’s 30-plus stages take players on a wondrous, emotional journey through the universe. The core of the game is still Tetris—one of the most popular puzzle games of all time—but like you’ve never seen it, or heard it, or felt it before.

    Play it on either a PS4 and standard display, or up to 4K and 60fps on a PS4 Pro, or optionally in mind-blowing 3D via PS VR!


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Post by: nachobro on June 06, 2018, 11:46:18 AM
Mizuguchi tetris :mouf
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 06, 2018, 01:33:49 PM
Tales game  :snore
Love your new avatar. :heartbeat

You should read Snotgirl, then. Art's from there and it's full of great avatar material if you so choose.

I need to get caught up on that, I'm a few issues behind right now.
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Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2018, 03:51:51 PM
You should rep Snotgirl in the comics thread more Wrath.
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Post by: toku on June 06, 2018, 04:16:19 PM
#skate4
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Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2018, 04:21:59 PM
I used to read Saga but it lost me along the way. Same with TWD.

So now I only read DC lol. And even that may be coming to an end soon... there's literally no ongoing book I want to ready anymore. :thinking
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Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2018, 05:08:24 PM
https://twitter.com/Nitomatta/status/1004466722747834368
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Post by: mormapope on June 06, 2018, 05:17:23 PM
Wow, a port of the garbage Overwatch rip off is coming to Switch.

*Nintendo fans ears pop up

"Does this mean there's a chance for Overwatch to be on Switch?!"  :hyper

*Overwatch is actually announced for Switch, runs at 30 FPS and barely works

"Guys this third party support is unreal."
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Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2018, 05:21:31 PM
:confused

Any version of Overwatch coming to Switch would indeed be huge...?

Stay in your lane. :ufup
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 06, 2018, 05:23:51 PM
Wow, a port of the garbage Overwatch rip off is coming to Switch.

Paladins is more fun than Overwatch, though. :confused
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Post by: Kurt Russell on June 06, 2018, 05:24:22 PM
I'm not sure if this is an E3 reveal or not because, you know, I have a job and a life and stuff, :snob :success but I saw this appear on Youtube. It looks fucking incredible. I can only imagine what that shit looks like in VR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr8fVT_Ds4Q
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Post by: mormapope on June 06, 2018, 05:24:57 PM
 :lol

Only thing more predictable than Nintendo's fanbase is what Microsoft has lined up for first party games.

 :teehee
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Post by: mormapope on June 06, 2018, 05:27:05 PM
Wow, a port of the garbage Overwatch rip off is coming to Switch.

Paladins is more fun than Overwatch, though. :confused

Im triggered by this very badly  :-\

I gave Paladins a shot and it feels like a videogame made in a third world country compared to Overwatch.
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 06, 2018, 05:28:36 PM
Wow, a port of the garbage Overwatch rip off is coming to Switch.

Paladins is more fun than Overwatch, though. :confused

Im triggered by this very badly  :-\

I gave Paladins a shot and it feels like a videogame made in a third world country compared to Overwatch.

See, I'm the opposite: I really didn't enjoy Overwatch. Whereas Paladins gameplay style was more fun for me.

Blizzard hasn't had a hit for me since Diablo 2, which really shows how long it's been.
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Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 06, 2018, 05:34:27 PM
https://twitter.com/Nitomatta/status/1004466722747834368

Pretty sure that this and Fortnite leaks are just false flags meant to disappoint Nintendo fans. Everyone knows the Switch's online lacks the power to run them (especially Fortnite).
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Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2018, 06:25:39 PM
https://twitter.com/Nitomatta/status/1004466722747834368

Pretty sure that this and Fortnite leaks are just false flags meant to disappoint Nintendo fans. Everyone knows the Switch's online lacks the power to run them (especially Fortnite).

Hey they're gonna start charging us for the privilege for some reason.

Right?
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Post by: Nintex on June 06, 2018, 06:38:15 PM
The best part of Nintendo's E3 is the press pack or developer interview afterwards anyway.

When they drop the new Paper Mario and Ocarina of Time II out of nowhere or something and everyone wonders why it wasn't part of the conference.
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Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2018, 09:04:06 PM
Yeah it's great. With Nintendo you really never know WTF they're gonna do.

Remember when they were going to sell a Vitality Sensor for your finger that plugs into a Wiimote? :lol

Gaming would be so boring without them.
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Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2018, 09:13:17 PM
Meanwhile, at Microsoft

:drudge CORRECTION :drudge

Meanwhile, at Microsoft https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1004525003659005952
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Post by: nachobro on June 06, 2018, 11:23:16 PM
 :shaq2
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2018, 11:34:48 PM
MICROSOFT CONFIRMS CRACKDOWN 3 HASN'T BEEN CANCELLED!  :hyper
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Post by: team filler on June 07, 2018, 01:49:35 AM
MICROSOFT CONFIRMS CRACKDOWN 3 CANCELLATION DELAY TO 2019
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Post by: Trent Dole on June 07, 2018, 01:54:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWANLy9TjRc
Peter Molyneux levels of ass puppetry
lmao 20 fucking 15
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 07, 2018, 02:04:54 AM
Really shows how shit MS and XBox is now that Crackdown is a suddenly an AAA game and is all they have.

Crackdown 1 was a cool game cause it came out of nowhere and got good word of mouth. It kind of is that early Xbox 360 era hit like Dead Rising.

This is way too ambitious for Crackdown.

I wouldnt be surprised if this is the last MS game they release on Xbox.
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 07, 2018, 04:53:38 AM
Crackdown 1 was mostly sold on the Halo beta that came with it.
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Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2018, 10:55:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0hbGMm_a2U

60 FPS + crossplay confirmed.

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1004715864380276737
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Post by: archnemesis on June 07, 2018, 12:05:58 PM
https://youtu.be/L6kheRkaT7Q
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Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2018, 12:19:17 PM
FPSs :snore

Battle Royale :snore
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Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 07, 2018, 02:44:03 PM
FPSs :snore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0hbGMm_a2U

60 FPS + crossplay confirmed.

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1004715864380276737

 :dunno :nintendo
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Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2018, 03:32:21 PM
I was just posting news breh, I don't give a fuck about Paladins or whatever stupid mainstream shooters mouthbreathers play these days.
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Post by: Nintex on June 07, 2018, 04:48:12 PM
Microsoft could ask Peter Moore to manage Xbox just one day a week part time and they would have a better line-up than they have now.
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Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 07, 2018, 08:21:11 PM
I was just posting news breh, I don't give a fuck about Paladins or whatever stupid mainstream shooters mouthbreathers play these days.

at ease bruh, filler thanks you for your service :salute
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Post by: eleuin on June 07, 2018, 08:59:29 PM
nobody link this leak yet?

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/994219391997755392

people were doubting this  :doge

https://twitter.com/MXAGhost/status/1004889092159627265
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Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2018, 09:04:28 PM
:rage

OK  :P
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 07, 2018, 10:12:57 PM
JC4 being more JC3. :goty2

Generation Zero being done by the JC2 team: :phil
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 07, 2018, 11:40:02 PM
I'm over here all "bruh whatever show me Switch Fire Emblem" and realize I've become the weeb I used to despise

 :goty2
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Post by: Trent Dole on June 07, 2018, 11:47:12 PM
Here be a schedule that I totally didn't steal from Giant Bomb
(https://i.imgur.com/ZEzXr3l.png)
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 08, 2018, 07:34:07 AM
https://twitter.com/Asmus_Toys/status/1005017706788081664

 :mynicca
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 08, 2018, 11:08:00 AM
https://www.resetera.com/threads/some-devolver-digital-tease-went-up-and-its-probably-metal-wolf-chaos-or-something.47663/

 :o
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 08, 2018, 11:12:04 AM
PLEASE I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
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Post by: toku on June 08, 2018, 01:31:46 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ksmTDt8.jpg)
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 08, 2018, 01:50:18 PM
One could consider "Death Stranding is a movie and Kojima admits he's a hack" a free space, too
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Post by: Nintex on June 08, 2018, 03:05:22 PM
So this year Walmart Canada leaked nearly all of E3.

Metroid Prime 4 2018  :hyper
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Post by: Tasty on June 08, 2018, 03:28:36 PM
So this year Walmart Canada leaked nearly all of E3.

Metroid Prime 4 2018  :hyper

:obama

Best first two years of a system since PS2?
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Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 08, 2018, 03:31:05 PM
New Insomniac Game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=DJBXA8gN-5k

Exclusive to Oculus Rift for now.

Hopefully it's better than their last VR game (Edge of Nowhere).
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Post by: Nintex on June 08, 2018, 03:38:07 PM
list wars LIST WARS list wars

Nintendo Switch software for the Nintendo Switch Gaming System
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Forever
Cumtoon 2
Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle of Goomba briefs
Fire Emblem Weeaboo Warriors
Super Mario Odyssey, ya see, Odyssey
Xenoblade Chronicles Waifus 2
Mario Tennis: Aces of spades
Super Smash Bros. Switch for the Nintendo Switch system of Switch
Fire Emblem 2018
Metroid Prime 4 2018 by the Star Wars 1313 team
Yoshi's Flippin Island
Pokemon Let's Go get Rich or die Trying
Pokemon Let's Go get Rich or die Trying even harder

+ A mountain of pretty awesome ports
+ A mountain of good/decent/fun eShop and third party games
+ Niche gutter trash (Arms/1 2 Switch/Kirby's Star Allies)
+ Dankey Kang David Wise soundtrack


MICROSOFT XBOAX ONE EX XTREME
Gutter oil of thieves
Crackdelay 2019
HALO patches

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Post by: Nintex on June 08, 2018, 03:42:54 PM
New Insomniac Game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=DJBXA8gN-5k

Exclusive to Oculus Rift for now.

Hopefully it's better than their last VR game (Edge of Nowhere).
It looks like Crysis, Donkey Kong 64 and Metroid Prime had a baby.
The soundtrack is nice.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 08, 2018, 07:53:56 PM
News: DOA6 Incoming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecYRKkc6GGI
News: DOA6 to be the last DOA:
https://twitter.com/bk2128/status/1005091257889112072

bork laser: "hard pass, needs moar tittay"
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Post by: toku on June 08, 2018, 08:17:58 PM
News: DOA6 Incoming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecYRKkc6GGI
News: DOA6 to be the last DOA:
https://twitter.com/bk2128/status/1005091257889112072

the power of hentai...
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 08, 2018, 08:23:48 PM
well that's not Ninja Gaiden  :( e: looks pretty sick though, too bad I suck at fighting games.
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Post by: bork on June 08, 2018, 09:10:25 PM
News: DOA6 Incoming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecYRKkc6GGI
News: DOA6 to be the last DOA:
https://twitter.com/bk2128/status/1005091257889112072

bork laser: "hard pass, needs moar tittay"

Actually, I'm an ass man.
:snob
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Post by: Bebpo on June 08, 2018, 11:00:14 PM
It's actually pretty damn smart of Team Ninja and I gotta give it to them.

Make it non-pervy base game, gets more recognition in the west, gets into western tournaments.
Then sell all the pervy outfits for the women as DLC, make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ from all the pervy fans. Hey it's all optional
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 08, 2018, 11:05:56 PM
https://www.resetera.com/threads/some-devolver-digital-tease-went-up-and-its-probably-metal-wolf-chaos-or-something.47663/

 :o

Devolver's E3 is gonna be off the chain if fake CEO comes back and announces that with her bloody nose/face.
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 09, 2018, 03:51:01 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/assassinscreed/comments/8pp8vk/full_ac_odyssey_description/

Ubisoft is awful leaky
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Post by: bluemax on June 09, 2018, 04:29:35 AM
One could consider "Death Stranding is a movie and Kojima admits he's a hack" a free space, too

Works for me.
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 09, 2018, 04:59:40 AM
Too bad it's shit nobody cares about.
Did you ever end up playing Origins?  I think you said you were into the setting.
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Post by: Nabbis on June 09, 2018, 05:05:18 AM
Too bad it's shit nobody cares about.
Did you ever end up playing Origins?  I think you said you were into the setting.

I personally liked Unity and was planning to get Origins. Then i saw that Dunkey video and... Yeah, no.

If only Ubi changed the shitty combat, the games would be pretty great for the most part.
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 09, 2018, 05:19:00 AM
I wish someone used historical settings for something that doesn't have trash gameplay and story. And at this point the AC leaks feel like a marketing gimmick more than anything.
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Post by: Transhuman on June 09, 2018, 07:12:10 AM
Wake me when Fallout
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 09, 2018, 09:30:27 AM
I wish someone used historical settings for something that doesn't have trash gameplay and story. And at this point the AC leaks feel like a marketing gimmick more than anything.

(https://i.imgur.com/F2OtqfD.jpg)
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 09, 2018, 11:57:03 AM
You guys excited for EA?

https://youtu.be/l7u9hP4r1S8
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Post by: toku on June 09, 2018, 01:25:00 PM
star wars game from titanfall devs here we go
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 09, 2018, 02:17:47 PM
streaming and subscription shit

 :rage
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Post by: Corporal on June 09, 2018, 02:20:49 PM
This EA conference is just...  :lol

The audience is dead.

And so are the presenters.  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 09, 2018, 02:29:08 PM
lmao at only the plants in the audience cheering for clone wars shit in Battlefront 2

 :heh
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Post by: Nabbis on June 09, 2018, 02:32:13 PM
Battlefield V looked cool, though i dread what they will add instead of microtransactions.
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Post by: Corporal on June 09, 2018, 02:33:14 PM
:nerds

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Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 09, 2018, 02:40:42 PM
The Kraftwerk t-shirt was the best thing so far.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 09, 2018, 02:42:09 PM
All sose emotions. Sis is what being human is all about.

(Sorry.)

But yeah. Best T-Shirt so far.
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 09, 2018, 02:52:20 PM
Watch Command and Conquer get raped. LIVE!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 09, 2018, 02:57:30 PM
Deep strategic gameplay.

And livestreaming an esport event... OF A F'ING MOBILE GAME. :-\

Or is that shoutcasting.

And it's a freaking abomination of a skullfucked Command and Conquer entry.

Fuck me.  :lol
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Post by: toku on June 09, 2018, 03:00:19 PM
Anthem looks straight up like destiny. I'm almost kind of offended?
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Post by: Corporal on June 09, 2018, 03:08:41 PM
"We have designed the game for DLC, but we wouldn't dare calling it that. It's ... "alive"."

So much work in this Intellectual property (or IP, as we were saying).

11/10 cringe for this. Best conference so far.
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Post by: toku on June 09, 2018, 03:09:10 PM
lmao they really saw bungie fuck this up 2-3 times and went "yeah lets maybe not be so ambitious"
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 09, 2018, 03:10:32 PM
SweetNicole mention.  Salvaged this fucking thing.
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Post by: Propagandhim on June 09, 2018, 03:10:46 PM
lmfao Sweet Nicole.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nabbis on June 09, 2018, 03:11:07 PM
lmao they really saw bungie fuck this up 2-3 times and went "yeah lets maybe not be so ambitious"

To be fair, Bungie's ambition did not reach even indie levels.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 09, 2018, 03:11:53 PM
I'd probably be upset if I still cared about Bioware.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 09, 2018, 03:13:47 PM
lmfao Sweet Nicole.

 :oreilly
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 09, 2018, 03:15:17 PM
I'd probably be upset if I still cared about Bioware.
I finally learned my lesson after Andromeda. I was so hyped for that game :fbm
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: toku on June 09, 2018, 03:16:12 PM
this is just warframe for normies
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Post by: Corporal on June 09, 2018, 03:19:43 PM
Winter 2019. Ooof. Will still take a while.

Not that I'll be able to play it.


DON'T FORGET THE F-R-E-E TRIALS
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 09, 2018, 03:21:04 PM
Well, the bar has been set pretty high. Not sure how other conferences will top this.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nabbis on June 09, 2018, 03:24:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzmCI9-aKY

Looks kinda good so far. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by: Corporal on June 09, 2018, 03:26:28 PM
MS can still top this. They'll have to try hard, but they are able, ....and probably willing.
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 09, 2018, 03:52:18 PM
It was typical EA dreadful. As a bonus, thanks to the retatata shoutout and empty virtue speech at the end, I can already picture all the cringe circle jerks that will now follow, right next to Disney shilling :holeup As if "nominated worst company in America" and maker of ripoff software EA really gives a damn about these values just because they make more female characters playable.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Trent Dole on June 09, 2018, 04:47:26 PM
That was just awkward and bad. Maybe the dual yarn people thing will be cool?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 09, 2018, 05:42:56 PM
It's actually pretty damn smart of Team Ninja and I gotta give it to them.

Make it non-pervy base game, gets more recognition in the west, gets into western tournaments.
Then sell all the pervy outfits for the women as DLC, make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ from all the pervy fans. Hey it's all optional

...So just like DOA5 then?  :P
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on June 09, 2018, 07:50:18 PM
Fuck EA for raping the corpse of Command and Conquer.

Now that's out of my system.

Anthem looks pretty nice but is the love child of Destiny, Titanfall and Lost Planet. I'm not sure if those 3 things mix and/or if 'Destiny' still has the appeal it once had.
I'm also not entirely sure if a February 2019 release is going to work out for them.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on June 09, 2018, 08:23:28 PM
EA shouldn't have done a conference but some separate announcements during E3 week.
A Battlefield V look today, Anthem after/during the Sony or MS presser, some EA sports event later in the week.
That way everyone would be happy.

They had no reason to do a conference without any content to back it up.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: toku on June 09, 2018, 08:59:32 PM
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/f9d38e505a0b1cad399b38864b430139/tumblr_pa31bxMECP1ts3qvgo1_1280.png)
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 09, 2018, 09:03:54 PM
Mobile gaming is so trash.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on June 09, 2018, 09:16:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1blupI8Nd8M
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: toku on June 09, 2018, 09:27:57 PM
sorta bad news benji but apparently the dude (lead art designer) responsible for titan designs (he's the one who talks about designing via kitbashing/models first) and the dude who did all those silly but cool reload animations both went back to Infinity Ward =/
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: pilonv1 on June 09, 2018, 11:16:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1blupI8Nd8M

Three minute video of two people talking, was that what the whole conference was like?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on June 10, 2018, 12:14:21 AM
nope, to introduce Anthem they had four people talking while concept art and five second clips of one slice of the game kept looping
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 10, 2018, 12:47:53 AM
tfw your game releases in 8 months but your sizzle reel mostly consists of early concept art.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Kara on June 10, 2018, 12:57:39 AM
We've really fallen from "five hundred and ninety nine u.s. dollars" and "ridge racer" and "attack its weak point for massive damage".

Vintage Sony E3 conference #fails. (https://i.imgur.com/anCcX1f.png)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: G The Resurrected on June 10, 2018, 01:50:53 AM
Jesus at that Xbox one X price drop...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Transhuman on June 10, 2018, 02:30:10 AM
https://www.resetera.com/threads/anthem-release-date-revealed-february-22nd-2019.47916/page-8#post-8934611

Quote
Wow, Anthem looks AMAAAAAAAAAAZING!!!!! I'm here for that Iron Man action, I mean Ranger action. I'm watching the presentation and Andrea out of nowhere namedrops SweetNicole haha. ResetEra represent haha, this place has truly become a force to reckon with in the gaming community and it feels like we don't go a day without getting some mention on big podcasts and what not. I'm hyped as fuck for Anthem and I couldn't care less about Destiny. I'm here for that sweet third person co-op action.

Yeah, when some bland PR people chose to respond to a tweet about whether you can change the armour colour, it truly showed resetera is a force to be reckoned with.

Who can now deny resetera users are influential tastemakers in the field of open-sourced journalism.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on June 10, 2018, 08:37:09 AM
The cringe when Microsoft employees start clapping and yelling when they announce the Microsoft Mixer Xbox App and Github for Developers.

I feel like this is it for Phil Spencer though. To show that he wasn't all bullshit when he said they would invest in first party content when he took the helm.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nabbis on June 10, 2018, 09:08:01 AM
My hunch is that Spencer might want to actually do something but MS corporate structure is just filled with shit and red tape to the point of hilarity. I could be wrong but you can't really keep fucking up for so many years and not have a clue.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 09:53:37 AM
I doubt Spencer is the problem. After all, he wanted to bring Phantom Dust and their other Quirky titles back (#RIPRemake tho), problem is MS is moving from OS's and "being an entertainment center"/PS2-era stuff to "cloud as a service" models.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 10, 2018, 11:22:56 AM
 :drudge CYBERPUNK DAY, BREHS!!!!!!  :drudge

 :cody :cody :cody :cody :cody
 :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 10, 2018, 11:26:58 AM
I hope ms has some stuff I like :)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 11:31:51 AM
Spencer somehow doesn't appeal to me in the least. He has that slick.... kinda Jock-like air to him that just ruffles my feathers so bad. I'm a terrible human being. But what can I do, you dun like who you dun like.
:shrugs

Let's see what they bring today, though. I'm way outside their target audience, being a Ninthing and all, but I won't complain if there's some tasty morsels. Probably buried in way too much MS cloudgaming interconnected platform as a service bullshit, but what can ya do...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 10, 2018, 11:44:19 AM
It's kind of hard to believe that MS can't just buy some studios and throw money at them, but I guess when your experience doing that is Rare...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: demi on June 10, 2018, 11:53:25 AM
we still have that discord or whats up im tryna jerk off with some gamers
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: MMaRsu on June 10, 2018, 11:57:10 AM
It's kind of hard to believe that MS can't just buy some studios and throw money at them, but I guess when your experience doing that is Rare...

well they told rare to make kinect games lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: kingv on June 10, 2018, 02:08:55 PM
we still have that discord or whats up im tryna jerk off with some gamers

How does one access said discord
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 10, 2018, 02:23:23 PM
we still have that discord or whats up im tryna jerk off with some gamers

How does one access said discord

https://discord.gg/mKUBCPq
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: kingv on June 10, 2018, 02:35:50 PM
I just joined. Edit; nm figure out how to switch my nickname.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on June 10, 2018, 03:29:10 PM
The waiting music has started. In a better timeline this would be a theme song for the new Perfect Dark.  :'(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Transhuman on June 10, 2018, 03:38:25 PM
https://discord.gg/mKUBCPq

https://youtu.be/3Awey7AbXT0
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on June 10, 2018, 03:51:13 PM
P E R F E C T D A R K  :rash
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 03:55:02 PM
Can't wait for the car the Forza team shows this year.

Edit: Woooo, Halo. The one thing I didn't expect at a Microsoft thing.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 10, 2018, 04:05:08 PM
"oh, this looks interesting..."

*sees Master Chief helmet*

oh, nevermind :goty2
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:05:42 PM
Creativity unleashed. Hahaha.

Boy, the shills are motivated. So many cheers on cue.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 10, 2018, 04:06:15 PM
Halo is a cool guy and you can too
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 04:06:27 PM
Buzzword buzzword buzzword.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 10, 2018, 04:08:38 PM
Ori 1 was really good and I'm glad there is a sequel.

looks ace
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:10:17 PM
Ori I can dig. First one was fun.

No comment and straight to next trailer. eh.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 10, 2018, 04:11:17 PM
Tenchu

 :lawd :rejoice :whoo

Not Tenchu? Crazy. Still looks awesome.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 04:12:38 PM
Tenchu

 :lawd :rejoice :whoo


Heheheehheehe.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 10, 2018, 04:12:51 PM
Weeb Souls!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:14:00 PM
Fallout 4 on Gamepazzzz
:snore
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 04:14:45 PM
Biggest Fallout yet. Hope they actually add meaningful content this time.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 10, 2018, 04:16:28 PM
2 Fallouts released in a row? .... is TES online really doing that well?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:17:40 PM
I dunno. I'm all tuckered out on Fallout.  :-\

No more Gamebryo or whatever the name of that engine was, right?

(As a German, the prospect of rebuilding America, especially right now with the orange Turd ... eeeeh. I'm just not all that motivated.  :lol )
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: eleuin on June 10, 2018, 04:18:01 PM
that parasol block  :lawd
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 10, 2018, 04:21:14 PM
Tenchu

 :lawd :rejoice :whoo

Not Tenchu? Crazy. Still looks awesome.
Surprised they went this route trailing after Nioh.. Still looks good though.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:24:16 PM
Still haven't played a single Metro game.  :-\
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:27:59 PM
Kingdom hurts.
:snore :uguu

I guess fans are excited?  :-\

Geez bring out the good stuff already. Where's mah Cyberpunk.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 04:29:17 PM
I liked how bad the audio was mixed on the Kingdom Hearts thing.

Edit: You should give the original Metro 2033 a try. Some of the best atmosphere I seen in an fps. (STALKER did it better though.)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:33:25 PM
Open World Forza? o_O

BLAAAAAH. So many possibilities for griefing.  :D
I liked how bad the audio was mixed on the Kingdom Hearts thing.
Yeah, that was pretty terrible.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 10, 2018, 04:35:06 PM
oh wow another forza
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 04:36:30 PM
Oh man 60 FPS on a console. Poor TB died too soon. :'(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2018, 04:36:45 PM
Fuck yesssssssssssss. I love forza horizon. This looks awesome.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:38:23 PM
Did he just change to spring while everyone was on the frozen lake?  :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 10, 2018, 04:38:42 PM
Quote from: Andres
Well at least Captain Spirit isn't about a white man just a... white boy.

 :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 04:40:19 PM
oh wow another forza

Shut it. This is Horizon, the non- :snore one. :wag :wag :wag
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:40:44 PM
C'mon alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

New MS studio, huh.

Make that studios.

Zombie survival. That's new and fresh.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 10, 2018, 04:41:52 PM
:neogaf
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: toku on June 10, 2018, 04:42:39 PM
MS: "Yo my guys uh we don't really got shit i know, but we working on it, forgive us desu~"
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 04:42:45 PM
"We've acquired Playground Studios."

 :shaq2 Well, totally obvious given they're the Forza Horizon studio but still.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 10, 2018, 04:45:25 PM
Guess i wont be playing the next Ninja Theory game until i upgrade my pc.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 10, 2018, 04:45:37 PM
They might as well say "We might have some cool new games to show you in 3-5 years"

Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: toku on June 10, 2018, 04:47:02 PM
Phil Spencer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ogs_NsXh58
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 04:47:17 PM
They might as well say "We might have some cool new games to show you in 3-5 years"

Hey now, PUBG is already out. :wag :wag :wag

Also this totally staged shit that won't ever look like that in the actual game. :snore
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:47:44 PM
:uguu
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 04:47:59 PM
World premiere for a fucking remaster...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 04:48:16 PM
Oh shit. The Tales of Vesperia remaster is true.

Hopefully Namco gives us a shitty PC port with the PS3 stuff. :uguu

Edit: They are. :uguu :uguu :uguu Just need the Steam confirmation.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 04:49:53 PM
Tom Clancy's The Division 2.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:50:58 PM
MOOR SHOOTAN GAEMS SO EXITE

How was Division 1, anyway. After all is said and done I mean.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 04:52:38 PM
I saw kids. Let me shoot the kids.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 04:54:28 PM
New UI is looking slick and actually more practical than the old one. :doge

Seems kinda less bullet sponge-y?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 10, 2018, 04:55:05 PM
I can't stand this online chatter acting
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:57:59 PM
I'm not believing ANY of the stuff shown in the D2 """"demo"""".  >:(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 04:58:50 PM
I'm not believing ANY of the stuff shown in the D2 """"demo"""".  >:(

Woah, that's nuts!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 04:59:21 PM
MACHINE LEARNING, OH BOY

BEST GAME EVER
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 04:59:28 PM
How was Division 1, anyway. After all is said and done I mean.

Dark Zone is shit and they never did much to actually make it worthwhile.

PvP is shit (but that's obvious with how RPG-nature the game is, like Destiny's).

PvE didn't get much in the way of updates to the story (no continuation mission patched in to send you off to DC...  yet...?). Underground, Survival (kinda), and a Hoard mode are about it, but nothing story-wise.

Survival is the star of the DLC. Worth playing the game for that mode alone (too bad it's kinda dead now).

If you can get it for $15 or so, with the DLC pass it's worth a quick run through if you're needing a loot shooter a la Destiny.

I'm kinda disappointed that we didn't get a lot more of NY than just Manhattan's lower side (with Central Park being part of the Dark Zone IIRC) and Brooklyn for like 15 mins max.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:01:42 PM
Even the shills are getting somewhat tired of screaming and hollering now. :lol

Thanks for the extensive writeup, TIMU.  :-* D2 just might be worth a test, hm.

Is dat sum Tomb Raider? More girl torture simulator. Yay.

And Skate? Boy torture sim. Yay. Actually, YAY.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 10, 2018, 05:05:28 PM
Agreed on Division 1's Survival mode being awesome. Hope they bring it back for 2.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Bebpo on June 10, 2018, 05:06:33 PM
Bloodborne in Japan with grappling hook sounds ok to me since I still haven't gotten around to Nioh yet.

That being said, the timing is unfortunate for FROM. Guessing this was pretty well along with development by the time Nioh came out so they are stuck looking like a Nioh clone now. Just hope the story/lore is good like Bloodborne/Souls.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:06:44 PM
Oh shit, Sk4te"ession"!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 05:11:07 PM
Here it is, boys!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 10, 2018, 05:11:08 PM
DONTE!!!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 10, 2018, 05:11:23 PM
Welp... There's your DMC5 .....
Should've gone with Dragon's dogma 2, Cap...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:12:01 PM
:gladbron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcG3rONzw98

Should've gone with Dragon's dogma 2, Cap...

Fuck off.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 05:12:49 PM
I liked that they said "true sequel".
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 10, 2018, 05:13:33 PM
Nero looks like Donte.

 :yuck
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 10, 2018, 05:15:12 PM
Looked more like DmC 2.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:15:56 PM
Furry Link. That's someone's fetish, I'm sure.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 10, 2018, 05:16:13 PM
Legend of Yiff
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:17:22 PM
Finally, the good stuff? Pleeease.

Edit: Still not Cyberpunk.  :'(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:18:11 PM
Finally, the good stuff?

>DMC5
>Bad

Fuck off, casual. :ufup
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:21:28 PM
Is the first Dying Light even worth playing?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:22:46 PM
> New vision of the apocalypse

> Zombies
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:25:52 PM
I know those frogs.
> Zombie Mirror's Edge
So I wasn't the only one.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:26:04 PM
Battletoads. :shaq2
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:26:53 PM
Just Cause 4 Steam leak is true. :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:27:01 PM
Just some Cause.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 10, 2018, 05:28:51 PM
:rash
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:28:56 PM
POP! of War.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:29:31 PM
If this Gears Pop thing turns out to be MS Amiibos I'm gonna laugh my ass off.



OOOOOh. That SRPG thing looks far more interesting.


The sequence of Gears unveils is some trolling.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:30:49 PM
Gears Tactics actually looks interesting. Bravo MS. Well done.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:32:31 PM
Reeeeee of course the woman has to cry.


And yes, the Tactics game could be awesome.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 10, 2018, 05:32:32 PM
>Virgin Funco Pops

>Not Chad Nendroids
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 05:32:47 PM
This is really what Gears needed. The game known for chainsawing shit to death. Some emotional scenes.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:34:07 PM
MARIAAAAAAAAH
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 10, 2018, 05:37:03 PM
Don't forget the Mad World moment from Gears 3. Made me laugh real hard.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:37:53 PM
We are constantly challengrghgh ourselves.

Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:39:14 PM
Finally.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:41:00 PM
:gladbron

Healing Salve after Netrunner's shutdown.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 10, 2018, 05:41:18 PM
We found the DNC hax.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Pwnz on June 10, 2018, 05:44:53 PM
Cyberpunk looked like a high end PC build with settings that will likely get nerfed a bit like Witcher 3s trailer, but still looks great.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nabbis on June 10, 2018, 05:46:36 PM
Cyberpunk will look like that just as Crysis tech demos looked like the final game.  :-*
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 05:47:08 PM
https://youtu.be/8X2kIfS6fb8
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:47:15 PM
Aaaand we're off the exit reel. Sigh. Already.

The "hacking" was pretty good though. Still, that wasn't enough, by far. No gameplay, just more theming, and I smell some open world stuff.

I guess I'll need someone with Gamexplain levels of insanity to go through this frame by frame. Even if there's no gameplay, I'm sure there's a bunch of loving references.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:47:16 PM
Cyberpunk looks weak as hell

Maybe for you. but for someone that just lost a Cyberpunk card game: :noah :noah :noah
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 10, 2018, 05:48:26 PM
 Was hoping for gameplay if C2077.  :-\
Still Day 1... which is still about 2 years away probably.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Huff on June 10, 2018, 05:48:43 PM
So does Microsoft not have any games coming out this year? Err that seems like a bit of a blunder
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 05:49:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/892Q9E8.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/PANyYy4.jpg)

:whew
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:50:18 PM
It's too bad WotC will sue the hell out of CD Project and R.Talsorian Games if they included a New Angeles reference in Cyberpunk. :(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 05:50:54 PM
Netrunner died? Why/how?

And yeah. I was really hoping for some gameplay. (´・ω・`)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 10, 2018, 05:52:28 PM
So they brought back Nero but he looks like Donte.  Looked like aliens instead of demons? The tone was all wrong.

I have faith the gameplay will be solid but that was a terrible first impression.  :-\
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:53:38 PM
Netrunner died? Why/how?

https://www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/news/2018/6/8/jacking-out/

Read between the lines: #FuckWizards

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://vimeo.com/266039814
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So they brought back Nero but he looks like Donte.  Looked like aliens instead of demons? The tone was all wrong.

I have faith the gameplay will be solid but that was a terrible first impression.  :-\

It's looking to be the Dead Rising 3 of the franchise.  :doge But I'm in there for the gameplay.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 05:58:42 PM
Vergil wannabe (???)

Nah, Virgil's supposedly in, if that /v/ leak is right.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on June 10, 2018, 06:00:30 PM
So does Microsoft not have any games coming out this year? Err that seems like a bit of a blunder
They tried and managed to hide that really well with this stellar show.

I wonder what happened to the new Perfect Dark. Must've ended up on the cancellation pile before announcement.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 10, 2018, 06:02:02 PM
I miss the Vania style of DMC.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 10, 2018, 06:03:05 PM
MS show was garbage from a console exclusive standpoint.  Says a lot when they ended the show with Cyberpunk. 

The Gears stuff was interesting.  First you get the Pop game and the starts off excited, then dies when it is revealed.  Then The Gears Tactics game is shown and is Windows 10-only, so now PC has one more game than XBox.  Then we get SJW-"we're trying hard to ape Naughty Dog" Gears 5 with way too much cut scene and not enough game play.  Did anyone want Gears to shift to the kind of tone they presented?  ???
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: toku on June 10, 2018, 06:04:49 PM
cyberpunk looks phenomenal
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on June 10, 2018, 06:05:28 PM
Microsoft got lucky that EA set the bar so low and by the time everyone realizes that 95% of these games don't ship in 2018 and over 75% of them are also playable on PS4 they have already gotten the marketing boost that they needed.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 06:07:54 PM
Eh, the conference did what a conference must do: Hype people. Sure, the devil is in the details, but it was a good E3 conference. Muuuuch better than what I expected, actually. And on a whole different level of existence compared to EA's bucket of refuse.

So, what's next? Bethesda?
Netrunner died? Why/how?

https://www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/news/2018/6/8/jacking-out/

Read between the lines: #FuckWizards
That was a long and heartbreaking read.

Current mood:
(https://abload.de/img/angryfacekcbag.jpg)
(constipated)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 10, 2018, 06:08:05 PM
More like his daddy Vergil.
Come to think of it, I know who he looks like.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/scalebound/images/b/b9/Drew.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20150804202931)

 :thinking
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Optimus on June 10, 2018, 06:09:53 PM
This is really what Gears needed. The game known for chainsawing shit to death. Some emotional scenes.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bluemax on June 10, 2018, 06:10:56 PM
That was probably a better showcase than Sony's is going to be with half an hour of live action Kojima bullshit.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Optimus on June 10, 2018, 06:14:21 PM
That was probably a better showcase than Sony's is going to be with half an hour of live action Kojima bullshit.

At least Kojima's game is a new franchise and not the same 3 franchises Microsoft has been relying on since the first Xbox.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 10, 2018, 06:14:32 PM
Finally a better MS show and potentially the best of E3 - probably ain't getting too much better at the end of a gen. Guess I'll get Cuphead, Vesperia, Cyberpunk (in a million years) plus Nioh Lives Twice and DMCv despite their underwhelming settings (the existence of Nioh really undermines SDT, even the main character looks the same - also DMC sadly not turning back from DMC4/DmC daylight urban nonsense). Potentially interested in Battletoads and Pop of War?

I guess Sony will really focus on just 4 games, I mean there's not much left after MS even had all the weeb announcements.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 06:16:13 PM
All I know is that the NeroDonteVirgil guy needs to dual wield guns and wear a red coat. Without that, it's not DMC. And as such, the reveal was a letdown.  ::)

(Watch the coat be day 1 DLC, just to fuck with people like me)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 10, 2018, 06:16:57 PM
Runs on RE engine and has 3 playable characters among other stuff, probs confirms the whole different music/style thing with the whole "flair" line:
http://www.capcom-unity.com/dubindoh/blog/2018/06/10/e3-2018-announcing-devil-may-cry-5-coming-to-xbox-one-ps4-and-pc-in-spring-2019
It certainly looks like Dante, Nero and Vergil on the box art.

Edit2: maybe it's a new character on the right? idk, maybe it's vergil. 
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 06:22:40 PM
Netrunner died? Why/how?

https://www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/news/2018/6/8/jacking-out/

Read between the lines: #FuckWizards
That was a long and heartbreaking read.

Everyone in the community is in mourning. Especially given FF was advertising Reign and Reverie (the last Deluxe to be released now. :( ) like two days before the shutdown announcement. It's out of left-field since they just "rebooted" the game with the Revised Core Set and was putting the meta in a great place with the last Africa cycle.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on June 10, 2018, 06:23:27 PM
Sony can still do:
Assassins Creed
Resident Evil 2
Monster Hunter World things
Other Namco things
SEGA things
2K/Rockstar things
Call of Doody things
Blizzard things
EA things

They've got some opportunities on the third party front and of course their always stellar first party showing.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 06:24:48 PM
All I know is that the NeroDonteVirgil guy needs to dual wield guns and wear a red coat. Without that, it's not DMC. And as such, the reveal was a letdown.  ::)

(Watch the coat be day 1 DLC, just to fuck with people like me)

(https://i.imgur.com/VCPh6XD.png)

Leak that turned out to be true. Dante's in, bro. Question is if we'll get to choose between Nero, Virgil and him at the start a la DMC4:SE/DMC3:SE.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 10, 2018, 06:24:57 PM
All I know is that the NeroDonteVirgil guy needs to dual wield guns and wear a red coat. Without that, it's not DMC. And as such, the reveal was a letdown.  ::)

(Watch the coat be day 1 DLC, just to fuck with people like me)

I don't really care much about the hipster you play, but not being in some demon goth dungeon =  :larry
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 06:29:51 PM
Hell, here's the logo:

(https://i.imgur.com/rc2cAtD.jpg)

Now the major worry is how badly they mangle it a la Dead Rising 3.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 06:31:44 PM
https://212.91.11.20

Quote from: /v/
>>419528580 (OP)
First password was NC20 CP77, but that leads to an "EXPIRED" screen
what else could be tried
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 06:37:32 PM
Everyone in the community is in mourning. Especially given FF was advertising Reign and Reverie (the last Deluxe to be released now. :( ) like two days before the shutdown announcement. It's out of left-field since they just "rebooted" the game with the Revised Core Set and was putting the meta in a great place with the last Africa cycle.
That short two-day time span must mean some talks must have gone seriously ploin-shaped at the very last minute. I mean, sure, they need to sell their inventory so some secrecy is certainly not a bad idea from a business perspective, but mere days is pushing it too far.

So, if one wanted to "archive" a complete game collection, what'd be the best purchase? Old core plus all expansions? That's a bit rich for my poor old wallet, I fear...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 06:47:53 PM
Everyone in the community is in mourning. Especially given FF was advertising Reign and Reverie (the last Deluxe to be released now. :( ) like two days before the shutdown announcement. It's out of left-field since they just "rebooted" the game with the Revised Core Set and was putting the meta in a great place with the last Africa cycle.
That short two-day time span must mean some talks must have gone seriously ploin-shaped at the very last minute. I mean, sure, they need to sell their inventory so some secrecy is certainly not a bad idea from a business perspective, but mere days is pushing it too far.

So, if one wanted to "archive" a complete game collection, what'd be the best purchase? Old core plus all expansions? That's a bit rich for my poor old wallet, I fear...

Depends on how the community continues. A lot of the old Core 1.0 rotated (#RIPKateAndNoise), Core 2.0 has some cards from Spin and Genesis (which rotated with the end of Red Sands/Cycle 7 and Kitara releasing, they were just fucking starting their rotation schedule after announcing it 5 years ago. >:|), so if you own those and Core 1.0 you basically already have Core 2.0.

The deluxes are worthwhile for the factions to get some tools (like Shaper getting Self-modifying Code), R&R is giving ALL the factions cards (including the mini-factions introduced in Data and Destiny).

The cycles are less important, but SanSan-on are worthwhile as they all have something in them (new ID's, new resources/etc.), check NetrunnerDB for the list of the cycles and see which datapacks (if any) you want to pick-up.

Given the shut-down news, I'm sure some folks will be selling their complete collection on E-bay for cheap if you wait until after R&R releases to pick up the full collection. There's like 500 cards now, so you won't get bored for a bit if people continue to play (plus there's online, if you're the GAF person I'm thinking of that I've ran into on said site).

(https://i.imgur.com/mniemib.jpg)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Boredfrom on June 10, 2018, 06:51:08 PM
I think it's the switch to pseudo realistic graphics like in RE7 and MHW that's throwing people off. It's like everybody forgot who Nero is, who Vergil is, the buttrock and over the top ridiculousness of the original games with DmC only fresh in their memory. Nero even has his standard combo in the footage, and what little there is of the gameplay shows old school DMC with some more added to it (as a sequel should do).

All this whining is funny. You'd think Ninja Theory getting bought out by a company that will most likely shut em down at the same conference as Capcom proudly shows off DMCV would be appropriate enough reckoning for Tameem Fuckface but guess people still mad.

I think is mostly the lack of bishi designs for the characters than the hyperrealism.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 07:10:48 PM
Why did Nero even lose his Devil Arm in the first place? :thinking
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Bebpo on June 10, 2018, 07:11:02 PM
Oh hey, all 3 being in DMC instead of just Nero certainly makes me feel better about it. I actually really liked playing as Nero in 4, his arm mechanic was a ton of fun and good depth with the rest of his movelist. Hope robo-arm isn’t a downgrade.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 07:16:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/mniemib.jpg)

"single player role-playing game"

:rejoice
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 07:17:47 PM
Why did Nero even lose his Devil Arm in the first place? :thinking
Some dude ripped it off in the trailer.

 Could be that "sick Vergil" rumor, or whatever that third character is.

Ah, I missed that.

Yeah, Demon Virgil is rumored. So it's after DMC3/4 and I think before DMC2 if the timeline is right.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 07:28:50 PM
Thanks TIMU. Very detailed. I'll look into that.
500 cards, JFC.  :brazilcry  :money

Sad to say, I am probably not the person you think of. I don't think I've been active in any netrunner thread so far... All I do in regards to card games is miserably getting my ass handed back to me on a silver platter in Race For The Galaxy. Played some MtG too, but that was ages ago. Like, a decade or so.


Also, gee, tiny red text. :whatisthis
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: eleuin on June 10, 2018, 07:30:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/dkX2S59.gif)

 :whew
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 10, 2018, 07:36:05 PM
Wonder if trailer park Bayonetta will be playable. :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: MMaRsu on June 10, 2018, 07:36:54 PM
Hell, here's the logo:

(https://i.imgur.com/rc2cAtD.jpg)

Now the major worry is how badly they mangle it a la Dead Rising 3.

You mean dead rising 4
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 10, 2018, 07:44:41 PM
Wonder if trailer park Bayonetta will be playable. :doge

Sure, when Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition launches a year later.
 :taylor
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 07:54:43 PM
Hell, here's the logo:

(https://i.imgur.com/rc2cAtD.jpg)

Now the major worry is how badly they mangle it a la Dead Rising 3.

You mean dead rising 4

No, I meant 3.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Chuck and his daughter still being alive, no longer needing Zombirex or whatever. Frank fucking over EVERYONE and Isabella fucking over a city to get back at Frank.

Awful.
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Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 10, 2018, 08:08:25 PM
https://twitter.com/Baffan/status/1005916249296113676
https://twitter.com/ColdmanHot/status/1005917674789134338
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 10, 2018, 08:09:13 PM
https://twitter.com/Chinnerdomain/status/1005935814608551936
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Kara on June 10, 2018, 08:11:31 PM
It looks too clean and Sunset Overdrive-y from a first impression

If there's one thing I think of when it comes to cyberpunk as a genre, it's the continued existence of the federal poverty line as a statistical metric.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 08:14:29 PM
https://twitter.com/Baffan/status/1005916249296113676

https://twitter.com/Baffan/status/1005953222555693056

https://twitter.com/BandaiNamcoEU/status/1005951729974816770

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1005953465447866369
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 10, 2018, 08:23:48 PM
Nice Conference. I know there were rumors of DMC5 but ya know rumors are rumors, so seeing the trailer made me so excited. Looks really nice. Sekiro and Tunic looks good too.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 10, 2018, 08:27:14 PM
Conference helped me keep paying for game pass, so, you know, working as intended
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 10, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
Y they lyin tho, fall out 4 not on game pass yet
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Atramental on June 10, 2018, 08:36:31 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/dkX2S59.gif)

 :whew
I came :noah
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: tiesto on June 10, 2018, 08:40:38 PM
Entertaining conference, DMC5, Cyberpunk, Totally-Not-Ni-Oh From game, KH3, Battletoads, and of course Vesperia Remaster are all exciting. Even if nearly every game I mentioned will be on PS4 :P
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 10, 2018, 08:51:23 PM
Is it me,  or did Tomb raider look like a huge graphical downgrade? Even when compared to the reveal.
Still Day 1 too though.   :P
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 09:24:01 PM
Otogi 3 is looking pretty good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGPknmiLxGo
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 10, 2018, 09:28:37 PM
Is it me,  or did Tomb raider look like a huge graphical downgrade? Even when compared to the reveal.
Still Day 1 too though.   :P
I also thought it looked kind of well not good.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 09:30:44 PM
Bethesda conference starting.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 10, 2018, 09:34:40 PM
Is it me,  or did Tomb raider look like a huge graphical downgrade? Even when compared to the reveal.
Still Day 1 too though.   :P

Wasn't the reveal just a CG trailer?

It made me think this game is going to be Tomb Raider 3: Snake Eater with some of the things going on.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 09:37:00 PM
Wal-Mart Canada put on blast
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 10, 2018, 09:37:14 PM
Andrew WK?  Already the best E3 conference.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 09:37:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/mniemib.jpg)

Quote from: Reddit
It's been over 2077 days since we announced our plan to develop Cyberpunk 2077. We released a CGi trailer, gave some interviews and... went dark. Normal procedure for these kinds of things - you announce a game and then shut up, roll your sleeves, and go to work. We wanted to give you The Witcher 3 and both expansions first, which is why this period of staying silent was longer than we planned. Sorry for that.

As soon as we concluded work on Blood and Wine, we were able to go full speed ahead with CP2077's pre-production. But we chose to remain silent. Why? At some point, we made a decision to resume talking about the game only when we have something to show. Something meaningful and substantial. This is because we do realise you've been (im)impatiently waiting for a very long time, and we wouldn't like anyone to feel that we're taking this for granted. On the contrary - it gives us a lot of extra motivation. The hype is real, so the sweat and tears need to be real too :).

But, to the point. Today is the day, if you're seeing this, it means you saw the trailer - our vision of Cyberpunk, as alternative version of the future where America is in pieces, megacorporations control all aspects of civilised life, and gangs rule the rest. And, while this world is full of adrenaline, don't let the car chases and guns mislead you. Cyberpunk 2077 is a true single player, story-driven RPG. You'll be able to create your own character and..., well, you'll get to know the rest from what we show at our booth at E3. Be on the lookout for the previews!

Before we finish, you probably have some questions, right?

When? When we told you we would only release the game when it's ready, we meant it. We're definitely much, much closer to a release date than we were back then :), but it's still not the time to confirm anything, so patience is still required. Quality is the only thing that drives us - it's the beauty of an independent studio and your own publisher.

How big? Seriously big, but... to be honest, we have no bloody clue at this point in time. Once we put it all together, we will openly tell you what you can expect. And we promise we'll do this before we start talking about any pre-orders or ask anything of you.

Free DLC/Expansions/DRM? Expect nothing less than you got with the Witcher 3. As for DRM, CP2077 will be 100% DRM free on PC.

Microtransactions? In a single player role-playing game? Are you nuts?

Once again, thank you for your patience. If you have a minute, do visit cyberpunk.net and share your opinion (about anything) with us. We read everything you post and we treat it very seriously.

Yours, CD PROJEKT RED Team
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: archie4208 on June 10, 2018, 09:39:28 PM
Where's Doom 2?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 10, 2018, 09:40:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqOTU89cgC4
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 09:44:38 PM
Last Rager of this wasteland.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 09:47:15 PM
Yeah, Rage 2 looks amazing.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: toku on June 10, 2018, 09:47:46 PM
Rage 2 def. looking like doom* x  mad max game's baby

spoiler (click to show/hide)
with worse gunplay
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Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 09:51:14 PM
 :(

HOW DO YOU GO FROM RAGE TO THAT

Switch too eh... I'll take it I guess?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 09:52:27 PM
This Legends video would be a lot better if an Andrew WK song played over it.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 09:56:11 PM
So much DLC for ESO. Is it real DLC, or is he just referring to story updates?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: archie4208 on June 10, 2018, 09:59:06 PM
Where's Doom 2?
There it is.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 09:59:31 PM
whew lads
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 10:01:13 PM
Doomy ternel. I am intrigued.

...even though the applause and crowd reaction seems ... mixed?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:02:39 PM
QUAKECON 2018
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Beezy on June 10, 2018, 10:02:44 PM
Doom Eternal creative director dude is a weirdo.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 10:03:29 PM
Why did they not add that after Rage dammit. The two suits seem kinda out of place for Doom.

Poor Quake Champions guy doesn't get the crowd reactions he would have liked.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: naff on June 10, 2018, 10:04:52 PM
#quakedaddies
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: naff on June 10, 2018, 10:06:06 PM
DOA
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:08:41 PM
MORE PREY STUFF
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 10:09:35 PM
meatspin music, fuck yeah
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:14:43 PM
1980's co-op Wolfenstein with girl characters? Heck yeah!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 10:15:24 PM
CoOp Wolfenstein?

Intredasting.

I love how they giggle at their own jokes.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 10:16:25 PM
Everything is VR
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: naff on June 10, 2018, 10:18:30 PM
fuck NAZIS, female characters, couch co-op. this is the future lieberals want.

- bethesda design committee.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:21:47 PM
:bow Alexis Skyrim :bow2
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 10:23:14 PM
"Had to do it". Ain't that the truth.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 10, 2018, 10:25:03 PM
Why do they say it's a very different looking Fallout when it looks like the other games?  ???
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: naff on June 10, 2018, 10:25:39 PM
Vault 76 #MAGA propaganda?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 10:26:07 PM
Also: Why did they repeat the trailer from three hours ago.  :'(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: naff on June 10, 2018, 10:28:12 PM
Why do they say it's a very different looking Fallout when it looks like the other games?  ???

RICH(er*) COLOUR PALETTE

*still mostly brown
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Kara on June 10, 2018, 10:28:23 PM
Otogi 3 is looking pretty good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGPknmiLxGo

Nah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Je4iM00ao

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The airship level. :noah :noah :noah
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Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 10, 2018, 10:28:36 PM
16X the detail

And somehow character models will still look ugly until modders fix them.  :doge
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:29:51 PM
New monsters look dope.
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Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 10:30:39 PM
Wait, online? Eeeeeeh.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:35:39 PM
Keeping the number of players in a game limited is an interesting idea, could make it better than being jam packed with people like most MMOs.
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Post by: Bebpo on June 10, 2018, 10:35:50 PM
Otogi 3 is looking pretty good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGPknmiLxGo

Nah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Je4iM00ao

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The airship level. :noah :noah :noah
[close]

Ehhh, it's pretty clear imo from the trailer and the leak that this is essentially Bloodborne Japan. It's an rpg with a fixed action character build and grappling hook instead of gun parry and maybe faster movement/more mobility (idk, Bloodborne was pretty fast). The rpg systems are probably the same souls/bloodborne systems with campfire and multiple weapons and stuff. Doesn't look like you can jump outside side-step and grappling hook hops, so controls will probably be souls. Combat looks pretty souls-ish.

If it wasn't an action rpg and was just listed as straight action game I'd agree on the Otogi comparisons, but pretty sure this is another Bloodborne aka action souls which I'm totally cool with because I like action souls.
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Post by: naff on June 10, 2018, 10:38:55 PM
Keeping the number of players in a game limited is an interesting idea, could make it better than being jam packed with people like most MMOs.

I expect this kind of v small persistence co-op/multi will become p standard in this kind of rpg. Casual drop-in drop out. C/ARPGs have been doing it for ages.
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Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 10:40:11 PM
There's gonna be so much grief with the nuclear bombs... even with only three or so parties on a map.
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Post by: naff on June 10, 2018, 10:42:04 PM
Otogi 3 is looking pretty good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGPknmiLxGo

Nah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Je4iM00ao

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The airship level. :noah :noah :noah
[close]

Ehhh, it's pretty clear imo from the trailer and the leak that this is essentially Bloodborne Japan. It's an rpg with a fixed action character build and grappling hook instead of gun parry and maybe faster movement/more mobility (idk, Bloodborne was pretty fast). The rpg systems are probably the same souls/bloodborne systems with campfire and multiple weapons and stuff. Doesn't look like you can jump outside side-step and grappling hook hops, so controls will probably be souls. Combat looks pretty souls-ish.

If it wasn't an action rpg and was just listed as straight action game I'd agree on the Otogi comparisons, but pretty sure this is another Bloodborne aka action souls which I'm totally cool with because I like action souls.

Totes. Looks so much like Bloodborne. Some sequences gave me Wrath of Heaven vibes too.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:43:14 PM
14 NOV 2018
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Post by: Boredfrom on June 10, 2018, 10:45:40 PM
That Fallout survival looks lame as hell.
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Post by: toku on June 10, 2018, 10:46:06 PM
all the money bethesda has and they still can't make shit that doesnt look janky as hell
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:49:13 PM
Too bad the new Elder Scrolls is a mobile game.  :-\

Edit: Oh, guess they're gonna put it on everything. Eh...
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Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 10:50:53 PM
Porting Fallout Shelter to the Switch was rather low hanging fruit.

Really not sure about ES Blades. It's probably crap.
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Post by: Nola on June 10, 2018, 10:51:40 PM
Time to hurry up to pre-order.....a free game
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:52:44 PM
NEXT GEN SINGLE PLAYER GAME
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:53:00 PM
IT'S REAL
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Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 10:53:08 PM
Next gen singleplayer, new franchise? From Bethesda?

I fear for the worst and hope for the best.
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Post by: eleuin on June 10, 2018, 10:54:28 PM
Jank in Space  :rejoice
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Post by: Boredfrom on June 10, 2018, 10:54:43 PM
Cool, a trailer that doesn’t tell me anything.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:54:48 PM
New Elder Scrolls too?!
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Post by: bork on June 10, 2018, 10:54:58 PM
Jank in Space  :rejoice

Should have been the name of the game.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:55:21 PM
BETHESDA WINS E3 SHUT IT DOWN FOLKS
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Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 10:55:40 PM
So what, ES 6 in 2028? Starfield first, and after that....
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Post by: Boredfrom on June 10, 2018, 10:56:41 PM
This was lame...
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Post by: toku on June 10, 2018, 10:56:55 PM
So what, ES 6 in 2028? Starfield first, and after that....

2020, bet on it
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 10:57:26 PM
So what, ES 6 in 2028? Starfield first, and after that....

Fallout 76 is their big game this year. Doubt we see Starfield until 2020. So...maybe 2022?
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Post by: Nola on June 10, 2018, 10:59:42 PM
- Rage 2 looks interesting.

- Fallout 76 could go either way for me. Much more intrigued than my initial feeling after hearing it was an online Fallout.

- Based on those non-reveals I would guess Jank in Space and Elder Scrolls 6 are next-gen games and knowing Bethesda that means at least 6-12 months into next gen before the first one arrives. Probably all shitty and stuff because they use garbage engines and are horrible at transitioning to new consoles.
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Post by: Corporal on June 10, 2018, 11:00:47 PM
 :-\ Monsters get blown apart, explosions, action, rock music, .... and a quick cut to some bloke tapping on the switch screen for some Fallout Shelter love. Then the carnage resumes.  :lol
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 10, 2018, 11:02:41 PM
Elder Scrolls VI in 2029 is going to be great!

Edit: joke already made  :noah
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 10, 2018, 11:05:02 PM
I thought it was a solid conference. I still think the Xbox One is kind of fucked and they did'nt really prove the value of the X. But I guess they did at least make a case for MS not being totally out of the game. I'm just not sure this newfound promise of support will effect the One.  I mean purchasing Ninja Theory is a show of faith. They aren't going to be making online games as a service stuff. Though there is some possible disappointment, because they really where going places with thier newfound approach to indie development. It's questionable if MS will allow them as much freedom.

Halo Infinite- It's hard to really care. They showed off some nice graphics, but did'nt reveal that this is a open world Halo or what that means. It's pretty sad that the most boring announcements are from MS's main series. Maybe this will be cool? I don't know, Halo dosen't excite at all anymore.

Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice-What is there to say? It looks really cool and From Software is pretty great so....

Metro: Exodus-Looks great. I will say that all these 3rd party games look pretty impressive and I'm assuming they are running on the X.

Kingdom Hearts 3-Pretty shitty trailer. Terrible audio levels and editing. What happen Nomura? Too bad about the voice acting. Still damn is this one of the best looking games.

Forza Horizon 4-Now this really did show off the X. 60 FPS? Hell yeah.

Tomb Raider-Ok Graphically looked a bit meh.

DEVIL MAY CRY 5-Now thats a return of the Capcom I love. Excellent graphics, awesome cutscenes, cool looking female characters, Japanese character designs that look stylish, and dumb fun music. Man talk about a dream come true.

Dying Light 2-The consequence stuff could actually be good. I trust them after the 1st one.

Gears 5-Yawn. MS dosen't even seem excited with it's own games. Just looked like more of the same, but with a shift to a focus on the female character. Because thats whats in now. She was also terrible and bland in the first game, but slightly less so than the other new characters.

Cyperpunk 2077-Oh my fucking god. I mean the Witcher 3 has pretty much the best realized open world and well this trailer made me think they could surpass that.

So basically it was a decent conference that showed a lot of cool games....

but I'm not sure if it was really the saving throw for the Xbox One. The actual Xbox exclusives are pretty lame. Yes they put money where thier mouth is as far as committing to better support. But who knows when will see the fruits of that. And still what will it mean? That those developers become Forza and State of Decay factories like 343 and the Coalition?

Good show, but once you look past it, it's still pretty easy to be skeptical about MS.

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Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 11:10:11 PM
Lootbox coin. :phil

CEO back at Devolver. :phil
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 11:18:11 PM
Metal Wolf Chaos. :gladbron

MechAmericaGreatAgain.com

lmao.
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Post by: bork on June 10, 2018, 11:19:01 PM
Metal Wolf Chaos. :gladbron

MECH AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 11:33:56 PM
http://devolverdigital.limitedrun.com/products/619738/
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Post by: Kara on June 10, 2018, 11:34:37 PM
Metal Wolf Chaos. :gladbron

MechAmericaGreatAgain.com

lmao.

I played the hell out of a demo for this that was on some Xbox magazine demo disc. What a world.
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 11:40:32 PM
I still remember the Japanese Phantom Dust demo on those discs. OXM. :lawd
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 10, 2018, 11:41:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_395DCBLF0

:whew
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 10, 2018, 11:50:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_395DCBLF0

:whew

https://store.steampowered.com/app/820630/Metal_Wolf_Chaos_XD/

:whew :phil :whew :phil :whew :phil :preach
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Post by: Kara on June 10, 2018, 11:57:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_395DCBLF0

:whew

RICHARD
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 12:18:09 AM
http://MechAmericaGreatAgain.com is up. Nothing but store links and the trailer, though.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 11, 2018, 12:48:01 AM
The voice of the protagonist in Cyberpunk was really annoying

Game didnt look as gritty as Id imagined

Still cool but
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 01:50:06 AM
My wallet in early 2019

 :mjcry
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 11, 2018, 02:05:50 AM
Ok rewatched Cyberpunk on PC screen instead of phone and its a looot better.

Still get a bit of a GTA Cyberpunk feel.
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Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 02:38:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpg1GH5TDtI

 :lol

This is art.
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Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 03:04:33 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HZl4IBhl.png)

If I enjoyed parts of Abyss would I like this? :thinking
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 11, 2018, 03:21:46 AM
Btw Division 2 couldnt have picked a more boring city then Washington

Ffs bring it to Europe

Fallout is us
Gta is us
Division is us

Zzzzz
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Post by: Trent Dole on June 11, 2018, 03:21:50 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HZl4IBhl.png)

If I enjoyed parts of Abyss would I like this? :thinking
Vesperia is like, the best Tales game, by a lot.
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Post by: bluemax on June 11, 2018, 03:25:51 AM
I thought it was hilarious when they were like "One of the best stories in the Tales franchise", because of all the Tales games I've played, Vesperia is one of 2 I have finished and I honestly can't remember the story without looking at wikipedia. Which, I guess is probably positive if only because I mainly remember the others for how bad they were.
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 11, 2018, 03:26:25 AM
Is this the only Switch game announced so far? :hitler Yeah, apparently it's the best out of that "Symphonia team" trilogy and Abyss is the weakest.
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Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 03:53:21 AM
Is this the only Switch game announced so far? :hitler Yeah, apparently it's the best out of that "Symphonia team" trilogy and Abyss is the weakest.

Switch games announced so far:

- Tales of Vesperia: Definitive Edition
- My Friend Pedro
- Fallout Shelter
- The Elder Scrolls: Legends
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 11, 2018, 04:05:18 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_395DCBLF0

:whew

THIS IS REAL???  :gladbron
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 05:13:31 AM
Dammit, fell asleep. Watching the Devolver stream, seems like I missed out. Constant Trashmetal in the background, loads of crass trashy try-hard jokes. Me like.

Gifs vs Jiffs, Banana roast thing.
Devolver Lootboxcoin.

Still watching, am enjoying the cringing.

Edit: just reached the mechamericagreatagain DX part.

Boy, they must've enjoyed creating that presentation. :lol
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Post by: naff on June 11, 2018, 05:16:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HZl4IBhl.png)

If I enjoyed parts of Abyss would I like this? :thinking

I don't really remember the plot so well. But the game rules.
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Post by: Bebpo on June 11, 2018, 05:54:26 AM
Vesperia’s alright. Definitely, best looking Tales game which goes a long way. Otherwise pretty standard Tales game, only notable because the series started to fall off soon after. The plot in the first half when the main character is an anti-hero is cool and the only original thing to it. Combat is kinda boring though. Symphonia style zzz

I’d rather play Graces any day, but I’m weird like that. Still the most fun, fast  & deep Tales combat.
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Post by: MMaRsu on June 11, 2018, 09:51:59 AM
https://youtu.be/JnY0gBglivI

aww yea
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Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 10:18:26 AM
So...  possible teaser for 3rd Deus Ex at Squenix's conference?  :doge
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Post by: ZombieSupaStar on June 11, 2018, 10:32:00 AM
Ah to have lived long enough for the new generation of fallout fans (3 and onward) to know what it feels like to have the franchise changed out from underneath them.

 :jawalrus
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 10:41:25 AM
Btw Division 2 couldnt have picked a more boring city then Washington

Ffs bring it to Europe

Unless you guys have a Biohazard attack plan like the US did/does, that they simulated, not gonna happen. Unless the "Dollar Flu" (which isn't spread via Air IIRC) was able to jump via planes travelling international.

Ah to have lived long enough for the new generation of fallout fans (3 and onward) to know what it feels like to have the franchise changed out from underneath them.

 :jawalrus

What do you mean the series used to be a Role-playing game!? Where's my Elderscrolls with Guns!? REEEEEEE.

:jawalrus


So...  possible teaser for 3rd Deus Ex at Squenix's conference?  :doge

You mean 5th?
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Post by: MMaRsu on June 11, 2018, 10:57:11 AM
RE:Fallout 76

Bethesda reaffirmed that while you can try to go it alone with the campaign, key parts of it involve quasi tower-defence elements, in which you cooperate with up to three other players to build a base, maintain it, fight bosses together, fend off attacks from rival teams, and pillage other team's bases for loot. In other words,it's next to impossible to finish the campaign on your own. Fallout 76 arrives this November.

lulz
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Post by: Nola on June 11, 2018, 11:11:51 AM
RE:Fallout 76

Bethesda reaffirmed that while you can try to go it alone with the campaign, key parts of it involve quasi tower-defence elements, in which you cooperate with up to three other players to build a base, maintain it, fight bosses together, fend off attacks from rival teams, and pillage other team's bases for loot. In other words,it's next to impossible to finish the campaign on your own. Fallout 76 arrives this November.

lulz

Yeah the more I've tried to parse what was revealed, this game seems like it is going to be shit. I went from nope, to maybe, back to nope again.

Which is unfortunate because the setting seems interesting and it would of been a nice concept shift if this were a single player only game. Or at least more hospitable to single-player only runs.
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Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 11:12:39 AM
So...  possible teaser for 3rd Deus Ex at Squenix's conference?  :doge

You mean 5th?
Technically, yeah...  3rd of the "supposed trilogy".
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Post by: bork on June 11, 2018, 11:19:14 AM
LMAO, this is actually a real thing and not just a joke video.

https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B07D6STSX8/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnEW6dX_BmU
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 11:19:54 AM
I still think the nuke mechanics will be the undoing of Fallout online. You apparently just need to grind for launch codes to completely annihilate the base of some other group. That's inherently exploitable. Tears will flow.

How long until SquEnix again?


Also, Lootboxcoin and Skyrim Alexa are both real. What a time to be alive.  ::)
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 11, 2018, 12:11:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnN-zSuD6jk
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 12:24:47 PM
https://twitter.com/trintran/status/1006188597525925888

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bill-murray-sunglasses.gif)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 01:01:50 PM
Let's enjoy together.  :P
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 01:09:01 PM
They sure love themselves some Tomb Raider.

Still, murdering your way through hordes of unfortunate peeps might be fun.
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 01:16:16 PM
:snore


DQ with voiceover still feels odd to me.

....Someone's talking in the background? They done fucked this up, huh.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 01:17:38 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfbSfvxU8AAMq4U.jpg:large)

The Book of Henry (2017)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 01:19:43 PM
https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1006224175705411584
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 01:22:01 PM
Man, Octopath Traveler got snubbed. Tiny super short trailer, done, next. :lol

Oh well.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 01:24:16 PM
They sure love themselves some Tomb Raider.

Still, murdering your way through hordes of unfortunate peeps might be fun.
I'm totally on board with the Rambo stealth route. 
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 01:28:17 PM
The mixing is still off.  :-\ What a botchjob.

I'm totally on board with the Rambo stealth route. 
Eh, it's a nice thing to do now and then, I guess. Quickly grows old tho, at least for me.


Wait, that's it? Geez. Geeeeez.
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Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 01:30:24 PM
LULZ no FF7
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 11, 2018, 01:31:57 PM
FF7 is dead as hell, brehs. :neogaf
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: tiesto on June 11, 2018, 01:33:36 PM
Lame conference, though I wanna see more of Babylons Fall. Also kinda curious about wtf The Silent Man was (thought it was gonna be a new Deus Ex when I saw the NYC skyline)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 11, 2018, 01:33:50 PM
Also no Left Alive - I could use some Japanese TPS right now :fbm  Either way, Platinum out of nowhere, unlimited resources.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 01:35:07 PM
SquEnix gotta SquEnix, I guess?
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Post by: Nabbis on June 11, 2018, 01:37:03 PM
Why did i waste my time watching that crap. Rocket league event is up, time for that.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: nachobro on June 11, 2018, 01:44:03 PM
Dragons Quest, Tomb Raider and Kingdom Hearts :rejoice

The rest of that shit :idont
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on June 11, 2018, 01:44:09 PM
Tomb Raider looks great  :hyper
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: demi on June 11, 2018, 01:46:33 PM
"its a beat em up except hes deaf" - some game designer

not sure how audio would impact your fighting ability but
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 01:48:33 PM
I have to say, at least EA tried to do some sort of live thing instead of farting out some precanned footage (a good chunk of which was already known, to boot). Worst ""conference"" yet this year.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: kingv on June 11, 2018, 01:51:34 PM
Lame conference, though I wanna see more of Babylons Fall. Also kinda curious about wtf The Silent Man was (thought it was gonna be a new Deus Ex when I saw the NYC skyline)

I really hate trailers that are just cgi. I will buy it because it’s P* but.... that trailer pretty much sucked.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 01:52:59 PM
Quiet Man just doesn't have the same ring as Daredevil.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on June 11, 2018, 02:05:17 PM
Square Enix was better than EA.
They didn't announce Chrono Trigger: Rivals.
A free to play alpha build of a new Chrono Trigger dating sim.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 02:11:56 PM
FF7?  Sony has the full reach around for it.  How dare Squenix to show their own game in their own showcase!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 02:19:03 PM
Obeezoft next.
Well, I'm actually looking forward to this now, to be honest. I need a picker upper after this snoozefest of a trailer reel.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 11, 2018, 02:29:03 PM
"its a beat em up except hes deaf" - some game designer

not sure how audio would impact your fighting ability but

Have u even seen Blood Sport old man?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 11, 2018, 03:36:29 PM
Holy shit when does this ubi crap starr this is taking forever with the interviews
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 04:01:37 PM
Will this be worse than EA's? LET'S FIND OUT!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 04:03:47 PM
Huh. Ubi going all out, huh. What ... is happening there?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 04:11:43 PM
Yeeees, I'll take that.  :D

BGE2 FMV looks neat.


"ferocious young Jade" *crowd cheers* Huh.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 04:13:32 PM
This looks awesome but I have zero faith it is ever going to be released.  :-\
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 04:15:14 PM
Crowdsourcing the assets, eh. Well, why not. I just know they'll fuck things up by missing some IP or meme.
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Post by: Rufus on June 11, 2018, 04:16:16 PM
So BGE2 is not a prequel after all? OK.
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 04:16:58 PM
Live mike. "we nailed it"  :lol :lol :lol

Whoa, 36 million hugs? You be mad, bro.
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 04:20:54 PM
 :-*  :-* Intense Rainbow six action.  :-*  :-*

Imagine BrazilTM.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rufus on June 11, 2018, 04:21:53 PM
WTF, Ubisoft. Fucking cringebombs.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 04:23:08 PM
I'm enjoying the cringe. At least they're trying.  :-[
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 04:28:35 PM
Ubisoft is really all about the outsourcing of their work. And I bet there's enough young idiots who will wholeheartedly work for free.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 04:35:35 PM
OH BOY RAIDS! :snore

"MAJOR CONTENT UPDATES!"
"Episode 1/2/3 in the first year."

Ok, I'll believe that when I see that Massive. ::)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 04:38:45 PM
Gotta wag that tail at Destiny players.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 04:40:48 PM
Basically: ShowMeTheMoney.gif at them saying they're going to give more PvE/story episodes after people (read: me) bitching about it in the first one. They could at least start by giving us a tie-in mission in the run-up to the Division 2 to at least soothe my asshurt about that shit (2-3 years, no story content in any of that shit).

Seeming like it'll be a Destiny 2 situation where they just put out the same exact fucking game with the same exact fucking problems again.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 04:44:40 PM
They do have a live mic problem. "Changes every day"

Is that an expansion or a new game? Hrm. M&R was pretty good, so I'm probably in either way.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 04:45:07 PM
https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1006275871060054016

I guess people might have asked for this maybe?
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 11, 2018, 04:45:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/itWiQIT.jpg)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 04:47:59 PM
"Piracy is Dead!"

:girlaff /r/Crackwatch and 4chan are going to have a field day with that one.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 04:48:23 PM
Basically: ShowMeTheMoney.gif at them saying they're going to give more PvE/story episodes after people (read: me) bitching about it in the first one. They could at least start by giving us a tie-in mission in the run-up to the Division 2 to at least soothe my asshurt about that shit (2-3 years, no story content in any of that shit).

Seeming like it'll be a Destiny 2 situation where they just put out the same exact fucking game with the same exact fucking problems again.
They fucked up with Division 1's DLCs and lack of story progression. It seems they've admitted that and are trying to course correct. Not fracturing the fanbase with overpriced DLC is a big step in the right direction.

They're at least saying the right things, timu. Not sure why you see this as a Destiny 2 situation.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 04:49:26 PM
But I don't wanna be a pirate.  :'( I'm a good boy.  :'(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 04:52:42 PM
That is one HELPFUL crewmember. "If we engage they will see through our disguise!" No shit, sherlock.  :lol

I'm already sick of the voice snippets.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 04:53:59 PM
Basically: ShowMeTheMoney.gif at them saying they're going to give more PvE/story episodes after people (read: me) bitching about it in the first one. They could at least start by giving us a tie-in mission in the run-up to the Division 2 to at least soothe my asshurt about that shit (2-3 years, no story content in any of that shit).

Seeming like it'll be a Destiny 2 situation where they just put out the same exact fucking game with the same exact fucking problems again.
They fucked up with Division 1's DLCs and lack of story progression. It seems they've admitted that and are trying to course correct. Not fracturing the fanbase with overpriced DLC is a big step in the right direction.

They're at least saying the right things, timu. Not sure why you see this as a Destiny 2 situation.

Because Bungle said the same shit about how they were going to fix Destiny 1's problems in 2, and surprise: End game is still shit, they actually became way more fucking hostile to their owners/playerbase, and other things.

I dunno, them talking it up after Destiny 2 is just giving me a Destiny 2 vibe. I hope I'm wrong, because I really enjoy the Division over Destiny, but I will not be surprised if they fuck it up.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 05:00:05 PM
No Man's Sky 2!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 05:01:48 PM
The hell... Amiibos meet NMS?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 11, 2018, 05:02:38 PM
No Man's Sky 2!

Aren't we still waiting on the first game
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 05:02:57 PM
Oh no
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 05:03:41 PM
No Man's Sky 2!

Aren't we still waiting on the first game

Yes. The joke here is this is giving the same vibe as that, just with Ambiio's.

This is like the most boring thing they've shown so far.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 05:04:48 PM
Oh shit it's the big cheese. How'd he get there.

"Here's your plastic thing now fuck off to backstage"

The hell.  :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 05:05:22 PM
Oh shit it's the big cheese. How'd he get there.

Better question: Who at Nintendo let him out of his smoking cage?

Oh shit, Starfox Ambiio for No Man's Sky 2!
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Post by: nachobro on June 11, 2018, 05:06:36 PM
Nintendo saving E3 even before their own press conference :smug
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 05:07:24 PM
They're still trying to make For Honor a thing?

You saved Rainbow 6, you can only save one, Ubi. :goty2

Well, getting it for free on Uplay may save it for a week or two. :shaq2
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Post by: eleuin on June 11, 2018, 05:10:34 PM
whenever for honor comes up this is all I can think about  :lol

https://www.pcgamer.com/for-honor-player-wins-10000-in-championship-by-abusing-an-exploit/

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During the finals, Palen spammed a well-known exploit called 'unlock tech,' that made his attacks unblockable. The exploit works because of For Honor's lock-on system, which focuses your attacks on a single target. By unlocking from your target during a swing, certain attacks can become unparryable. Players have been complaining about this exploit for a month, but recent patch notes addressing the exploit only say that Ubisoft is working to "remove this unintended behavior." That's not good enough, according to For Honor's players.

Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 05:12:05 PM
Giving away For Honor for free. Seems appropriate, price wise.


(But seriously. They got Miyamoto of all people to come to their fucking press conference, and ... that's it. No talk, no interview, no nothing. The hell.  :lol )
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2018, 05:12:53 PM
Maybe thier conference was meh, but Square's lineup of games is actually pretty fantastic. Can't think of a publisher with a better one.
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 05:14:12 PM
Have they already shown Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell? Because if not, they really should fucking do that already. :snore
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 05:14:52 PM
Yeah, that's not at all jarring. From castle burning and plundering to modern car driving.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 05:23:49 PM
"4K capture has been edited for time!"

Downgrade time!
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 05:24:11 PM
dialogue choices

 :leon

If they go full RPG I might be interested. 
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Post by: MMaRsu on June 11, 2018, 05:26:00 PM
dialogue choices

 :leon

If they go full Action-RPG I might be interested.

im sure it will change the entire game, those 'choices'
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 05:27:08 PM
Combat still looks like bad.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: eleuin on June 11, 2018, 05:29:00 PM
once again very pretty but gameplay is  :snore
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 05:29:21 PM
The combat.  :-\
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 05:30:10 PM
Combats always been the worse part of AssCreed. :trumps
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 05:31:06 PM
Didn't they ripoff Souls for Origins? I never played it but this looks super slow compared to what I remember Origins looking like.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 11, 2018, 05:32:13 PM
Those 3rd party conferences  :lol :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 05:35:33 PM
...They seriously didn't announce Splinter Cell despite that fucking tease in Ghost Recon: Wildlands?  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

WHAT THE FUCK!? What the fuck is wrong with you Ubisoft!? WTF!? WTF!? *rage*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eob7V_WtAVg
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 05:37:31 PM
Walmart leak annihilated
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 05:38:23 PM
This was an okay presentation. Good chunk of games, most lovingly displayed.... even though I don't give a fuck about many of them. Still, they tried in earnest and I can dig that. Missing the girlboner woman from the past for the full cringe package, but whatever.

Also, some Nintendo games. Can't be all that bad if it has those.  :doge

And yeah, delegating SC to sony, probably. I guess that's OK.
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Post by: Nintex on June 11, 2018, 05:41:28 PM
Maybe SC got delegated to Sony or maybe they have moved it to next-gen.

Assassins Creed looked very nice.
Haven't been this interested since ACII.
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Post by: Boredfrom on June 11, 2018, 05:41:43 PM
I feel that Ubisoft deep down knows that nobody gives a fuck about the Assasins Creed storyline anymore. But the brand still sells, so there is still need to be some ties to the stupid storyline.
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 11, 2018, 05:52:28 PM
I feel that Ubisoft deep down knows that nobody gives a fuck about the Assasins Creed storyline anymore. But the brand still sells, so there is still need to be some ties to the stupid storyline.

I like that it's set in a time before Origins, before the Creed was established.
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Post by: D3RANG3D on June 11, 2018, 05:55:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aARzwDFGubc

Get your sleeping bags ready.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nabbis on June 11, 2018, 06:03:06 PM
Yeah, i regret opening it already. Time to sleep and wake up to new Doom gameplay(yeah, lol)
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Post by: D3RANG3D on June 11, 2018, 06:10:15 PM
battle royale zzzz....
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: kingv on June 11, 2018, 06:16:31 PM
I really liked the assassins creed story at first. It was pretty interesting, but then they dragged it too far.

Anyway, Doom is one of those games that the core gameplay loop is so good, that I could fully just do more of the same with more levels and weapons.
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 06:16:50 PM
im sure it will change the entire game, those 'choices'
:badass
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a multiple choice dialogue system, branching quests, multiple possible endings and even the ability to romance several characters.
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 06:20:51 PM
Star Control sure brings back memories.

Mainly of dying to that fucking alien probe.  :-\
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 06:29:22 PM
Talk to me about your game, you hunk.


No seriously, how long until the Sony conference again? TWO hours?

Dammit. :snore
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 06:36:26 PM
Oh hey. Yakuza for PC. Noice. Will tripledip.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 06:44:37 PM
Sharkpg. ....kill me.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 06:52:59 PM
I really liked the assassins creed story at first. It was pretty interesting, but then they dragged it too far.

Anyway, Doom is one of those games that the core gameplay loop is so good, that I could fully just do more of the same with more levels and weapons.

After the rushed ending of 3, I gave up on the story. I'm only there to stab dudes and pray Ezio comes back.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 07:03:40 PM
Yey Star Citizen. Finally, something meaty.  :doge
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 11, 2018, 07:07:05 PM
Yeah, i regret opening it already. Time to sleep and wake up to new Doom gameplay(yeah, lol)

Probably won't see any more of Doom until Quakecon in August.
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Post by: Nola on June 11, 2018, 07:18:02 PM
Didn't they ripoff Souls for Origins? I never played it but this looks super slow compared to what I remember Origins looking like.

I guess I can see some (incredibly minor)influence after playing Origins.

It's a better system than the press to win style of the earlier games(though TBH I basically skipped after 2 to Origins, only lightly playing the pirate one, whichever that was), but that praise just means it went from trash to meh. If They can improve on it from Origins I dare say it could be..decent?

The stealth approach was tolerable enough though, and I appreciated the paired back sci-fi elements of the story.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 07:26:23 PM
This tie hug mic workaround is great. Great reaction.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 07:34:42 PM
into my veins pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=KJFQhEY9udE

 :aah
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 07:36:56 PM
New Anno. Oh Ho. I am vaguely interested.

Actually, presentation aside, there's been a bunch of games already that I'm quite interested in. Good stuff. Kinda-sorta.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 11, 2018, 07:37:08 PM
Sable's art style looks like something that would have been on Liquid Television back in the early 90s.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 07:40:18 PM
Oh for fucks sake more Battle royale. Give it a rest already.  :-\

Wait... Cyanide and Happiness? Whaaa?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: eleuin on June 11, 2018, 07:46:58 PM
you can be gay in ass creed, at least they got something right  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 07:48:03 PM
A preorder exclusive game mode? _(´ཀ`」 ∠)_
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 08:57:39 PM
A live Dick Sucking you say? :phil
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 11, 2018, 09:00:14 PM
Off to a great start so far!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 11, 2018, 09:03:32 PM
This feels like it will be really bad  :holeup
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:03:46 PM
:snore
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 11, 2018, 09:03:54 PM
WHERE IS KAZ
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 11, 2018, 09:05:22 PM
This is significantly less exciting than the Bethesda show last night starting off with Andrew WK.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2018, 09:06:03 PM
I have a feeling this Sony conference is going to be bad.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 09:06:18 PM
HAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha

Wii Music 2.0 bitches
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 09:06:32 PM
Aw c'mon just unveil Rockband or whatever this is for.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 11, 2018, 09:06:59 PM
CHAT BITCHES

https://discordapp.com/channels/191637268283392000/191637268283392000
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: tiesto on June 11, 2018, 09:08:25 PM
WTF was with the old dude playing the banjo?  :lol

Well, at least it's different from the usual orchestral opening or dubstep.

But yeah I have a feeling that this conference will be a disappointment. It'd be funny if MS is the one with the best conference.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 11, 2018, 09:09:39 PM
The Last Of Us 2 Featuring Sarah Silverman?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 11, 2018, 09:10:07 PM
oh boy another naughty dog feels-em-up :snore :boring
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 09:11:14 PM
Needs moar fungus.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 09:12:33 PM
yup, it's last of us. Move along please.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 11, 2018, 09:17:43 PM
This conference already feels like it's gone on for a million years.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:17:59 PM
WTF was with the old dude playing the banjo?  :lol

Well, at least it's different from the usual orchestral opening or dubstep.

But yeah I have a feeling that this conference will be a disappointment. It'd be funny if MS is the one with the best conference.

For the Elle playing Banjo last trailer of the Last of Us, I guess.

Also I love how ND is showing gameplay that isn't going to be this "dynamic" when the game actually fucking releases.

Stop with all this pre-scripted shit.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 09:18:32 PM
Lara Croft did it better.  :-\ The point is not being found. Amateur.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 09:19:41 PM
Are they going to have a different venue for every major game?

 :foodcourt
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: archie4208 on June 11, 2018, 09:19:50 PM
This blows.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 11, 2018, 09:19:54 PM
An intermission?!?  :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:20:20 PM
WTF was with the old dude playing the banjo?  :lol

Well, at least it's different from the usual orchestral opening or dubstep.

But yeah I have a feeling that this conference will be a disappointment. It'd be funny if MS is the one with the best conference.

For the Elle playing Banjo last trailer of the Last of Us, I guess.

Also I love how ND is showing gameplay that isn't going to be this "dynamic" when the game actually fucking releases.

Stop with all this pre-scripted shit.

And another complaint is Elle taking the fucking arrow as if it's nothing. You're going to tell me that shit wouldn't just be bleeding horribly for her to be chased after? (Yes, yes, suspension of disbelief. I know. I know.)

So fucking boring.

"NOW FOR AN INTERMISSION AFTER ONE GAME!"

(Let's all go to the snack bar.gif)
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Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 09:21:12 PM
I hope they have icees!!!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: tiesto on June 11, 2018, 09:21:50 PM
Seriously? I thought that was just the stream I was watching... :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 09:23:48 PM
Don't come here for a big suprise. Gotcha.  :( :( >:(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 11, 2018, 09:24:34 PM
Fire everyone who thought this was a good format. :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 11, 2018, 09:24:40 PM
Why are they not showing sizzle reels and trailers during the intermissions????
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 09:25:38 PM
Callerdoody was the one without single player mode, right?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 09:26:27 PM
This lame panel thing is the exact same thing they had at PSX for the preshow. Now it's the main event at fucking e3. :lol
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 09:26:59 PM
 this is the shit you do AFTER the show... fuck you, Sony
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 11, 2018, 09:27:02 PM
This is the absolute worst.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:27:29 PM
Callerdoody was the one without single player mode, right?

Correct. Battle Royale and multiplayer only from a series that had singleplayer and multiplayer covered. :doge

This lame panel thing is the exact same thing they had at PSX for the preshow. Now it's the main event at fucking e3. :lol

Nintendo's directs are loved by fans, let's do th-- :snore
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 11, 2018, 09:28:26 PM
At some point we will look back and laugh at the year in which everyone but Microsoft forgot how E3 works.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Freyj on June 11, 2018, 09:28:31 PM
Sony needs a kick in the ass generation again.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 09:30:14 PM
CALL OF DUTY AND DESTINY. PLEASE BE EXCITED.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:30:46 PM
30 mins, 1 boring game

I'd shank you if it was Uncharted, but you're right in this case.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: archie4208 on June 11, 2018, 09:31:23 PM
At least Sony's 2006 conference was a hilarious trainwreck.

This is just fucking boring.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 09:32:58 PM
 I want to smack all 4 of them across the face in one swipe if they don't stfu.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Beezy on June 11, 2018, 09:33:05 PM
Sony...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 09:33:08 PM
They're seriously going to have a different tent for the 4 main games. What a waste of time.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 11, 2018, 09:33:23 PM
sony stop please
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 11, 2018, 09:33:28 PM
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!!!!!!!!!

BE ENRAGED

 :social
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Freyj on June 11, 2018, 09:33:41 PM
holy christ could this be any worse
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:33:51 PM
This is just making me glad I'm a PC gamer now a days. :jawalrus
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 09:34:12 PM
What's with the focus on old farts playing music. Are we forced to swallow that games are a lifestyle or an art or whatever?
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 09:36:16 PM
Oy. That's the game that was in the MS conference already, right?
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Post by: Freyj on June 11, 2018, 09:40:05 PM
They'd be beating MS if they'd just gone straight into TLOU 2 trailer and then straight into this.
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Post by: team filler on June 11, 2018, 09:40:34 PM
 :miyamoto
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 09:41:19 PM
This game looks really nice, btw.
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Post by: bork on June 11, 2018, 09:42:08 PM
This game looks really nice, btw.

All these games look nice, but all of them are overly-cinematic third person action games with way too many cut scenes and walking forward.
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 09:43:26 PM
Now please relocate to the next tent *presenters get beaten by angry mob*
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Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 09:44:18 PM
This game looks really nice, btw.

All these games look nice, but all of them are overly-cinematic third person action games with way too many cut scenes and walking forward.
There's stealth segments,  so I'm ok with it.   :P
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Post by: eleuin on June 11, 2018, 09:44:29 PM
WHEW LADS  :rejoice :whew :noah :whoo :lawd :tauntaun
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 11, 2018, 09:45:09 PM
This might be the worst e3 so far in a long long time
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Post by: tiesto on June 11, 2018, 09:45:43 PM
Control looked pretty cool at least.
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:45:58 PM
Remedy game at Playstation? Well, huh.

Good to see the Quantum Break shit isn't being scrapped?
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Post by: eleuin on June 11, 2018, 09:46:25 PM
Those fields of wheat single-handedly made up for this messy conference
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:47:31 PM
RE2! :gladbron
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Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 09:47:48 PM
 RE2 remake coming to PS3!!
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Post by: archie4208 on June 11, 2018, 09:48:21 PM
Doesn't look like there are fixed camera angles.  :fbm
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 09:49:03 PM
RE2!  Shitty Conference redeemed!

 :lawd
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:49:21 PM
Doesn't look like there are fixed camera angles.  :fbm

Yeah, that killed all my hype a bit. But the graphics. :rejoice Hopefully someone is able to salvage whatever Capcom mangles.
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 11, 2018, 09:50:45 PM
ugh. why not just make an original RE game then? Whatever I guess. I still don't know how to think about cases like this or FF7. I guess potentially there's two good games with similar atmosphere, instead of the original becoming redundant.
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:51:03 PM
Is Control exclusive? Might have to get a ps4 if it turns out good.

Not that I'm aware of, since Remedy is no longer under MS.
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Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 09:51:04 PM
KH3 again?    :doge. Why didnt they just showcase all of that game at once?
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 09:51:26 PM
Pirates again?

All of my :-\'s
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:51:51 PM
KH3 again?    :doge

Gotta make sure the Weebs see it. The Weebs are Playstation country.
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:53:50 PM
Is Control exclusive? Might have to get a ps4 if it turns out good.

Not that I'm aware of, since Remedy is no longer under MS.

I mean, is it exclusive to Sony...

No, in that case. Since Remedy is independent. I think there was talk post-Quantum Break in that they don't want to be stuck to one platform.
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 09:56:11 PM
Walking around - the game.
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Post by: Beezy on June 11, 2018, 09:56:27 PM
This looks not fun.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on June 11, 2018, 09:56:34 PM
Is this art
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Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 09:56:50 PM
Big open baron world?  Thought we already got MGSV...
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 09:57:35 PM
Big open baron world?  Thought we already got MGSV...

Caramel redeemed. This is MGS0!(/v/ references)
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Post by: benjipwns on June 11, 2018, 09:57:46 PM
Control is PC/XBONE/PS4, was announced a while ago
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Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 11, 2018, 09:58:19 PM
Is Control exclusive? Might have to get a ps4 if it turns out good.

Not that I'm aware of, since Remedy is no longer under MS.

I mean, is it exclusive to Sony...

(https://i.imgur.com/bSHKWpd.png)
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 11, 2018, 10:00:22 PM
that umbrella is useless
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Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 10:02:10 PM
Show some gun action!! FUCK!!
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Post by: bork on June 11, 2018, 10:02:14 PM
Hideo Kojima presents walking simulator
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Post by: archie4208 on June 11, 2018, 10:02:33 PM
Death Stranding looks weird

And Nioh 2? :omg
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 10:02:39 PM
Something to do with ghosts and time moving forward. Guess it's a Silent Hills continuation in a way.
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 11, 2018, 10:03:21 PM
ugh jesus christ
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 11, 2018, 10:03:46 PM
ni-oh 2

 :noah
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 11, 2018, 10:03:57 PM
uuuuuuugh, fucking FROM Software really messed up by going Samurai too.

also, when did this becoming a real conference again?
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 10:04:13 PM
Oh, Nioh 2. Nice. At least SOMETHING in all of this.

Also, never power your blinky thing with babies. It's obviously not working.
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Post by: Coax on June 11, 2018, 10:04:33 PM
I'm wait and see on Death Standing.
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Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 10:05:31 PM
uuuuuuugh, fucking FROM Softeare really messed up by going Samurai too.

also, when did this becoming a real conference again?
Should've gone with Tenchu, From. :ufup

And where the hell is Armored Core?
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Post by: Beezy on June 11, 2018, 10:06:00 PM
Spiderman: Arkham Asylum
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 10:06:49 PM
Spiderman: Arkham Asylum

So I'm not the only one to think that.
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Post by: team filler on June 11, 2018, 10:08:05 PM
vulture except he's bane
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Post by: tiesto on June 11, 2018, 10:09:07 PM
This doesn't look half bad...
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 10:09:48 PM
Spiderman: Arkham Asylum

So I'm not the only one to think that.
Certainly not.

Also, I'm getting tired of the "people falling down away from the camera with arms at the sides of the body" pose.
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 10:11:16 PM
Don't tell me that was it? JFC Sony.
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Post by: Dennis on June 11, 2018, 10:11:19 PM
Death Stranding looked horrible.
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 10:12:41 PM
Well, that was a shitty conference.

Only two things I want and one of them is a possible Sony exclusive (unless Sony allows Kojimbo to release it on PC, which I'm sure they will).

Bloodbourne and Uncharted 4 are still the only things worth getting a PS4 for.
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Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2018, 10:12:53 PM
Just saw Leon from RE2make and he looks terrible. They homo’d him up hard.
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Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 10:13:01 PM
Ghost of what, bruh?
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Post by: Sho Nuff on June 11, 2018, 10:13:07 PM
I think I hate video games
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 10:13:33 PM
They homo’d him up hard.


...Do you not know the fanbase?
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Post by: Dennis on June 11, 2018, 10:14:25 PM
TLOU2 was game of the conference for sure.

The graphical realism that is now possible almost makes it harder to accept how unrealistic a videogame really is.

Ellie is basically superhuman now. It just clashes with realism of the graphics and the gore.

I can imagine some future games just being too unpleasant to play because of the realistic violence.
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Post by: Akala on June 11, 2018, 10:14:58 PM
this is the worst e3 in years
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Post by: tiesto on June 11, 2018, 10:15:08 PM
Overall pretty 'meh'. Was hoping for some shock announcements... so far MS conference was the best, something I'd never thought I'd say.
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Post by: demi on June 11, 2018, 10:15:25 PM
LRG won E3

Vita :rejoice
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Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2018, 10:15:26 PM
They homo’d him up hard.


...Do you not know the fanbase?

New Leon looks like something Ryan Seacrest would pay to pound his shitoris if Leo were wearing hot pants and a tube top.
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 10:17:01 PM
They homo’d him up hard.


...Do you not know the fanbase?

New Leon looks like something Ryan Seacrest would pay to pound his shitoris if Leo were wearing hot pants and a tube top.

...So you don't know the fanbase. Noted.

Chris and him are strongly desired in the gay fanbase. So "homo"ing him up is just appeasing that fanbase.
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Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2018, 10:18:12 PM
They homo’d him up hard.


...Do you not know the fanbase?

New Leon looks like something Ryan Seacrest would pay to pound his shitoris if Leo were wearing hot pants and a tube top.

...So you don't know the fanbase. Noted.

Chris and him are strongly desired in the gay fanbase. So "homo"ing him up is just appeasing that fanbase.

I don’t know the fan base. I don’t know any fan bases.

Wait... I know EVERY fan base.  They’re all the sam. They’re all awful.
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Post by: curly on June 11, 2018, 10:19:12 PM
everything besides death stranding and ellie making out with that chick was boring

when will the rest of the video game industry join nintendo in the 21st century and just do a direct-style video
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Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 10:19:19 PM
No stealth release for Dreams?  :-\
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Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 10:19:38 PM
Microsoft: B+
Square-Enix: C-
Sony: F
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Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2018, 10:19:55 PM
and if anyone is excited for Death Stranding at this point, Leon is going to clean his dick in your mouth once he’s done with Ryan
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Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 10:20:09 PM
this is the worst e3 in years

Nintendo will save us babe. :miyamoto
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Post by: Corporal on June 11, 2018, 10:21:34 PM
Nintendo won. Easily.

Nah but seriously. Between EA and Sony flubbing their presentations and MS nearly only showing games for release in 2019+, this E3 is somewhat of a bummer.

At least the others tried. Which somewhat saves this thing.
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Post by: bork on June 11, 2018, 10:21:45 PM
To me this was basically the Microsoft conference, just with far, far less games.  It was like "THIRD PERSON CINEMATIC GAME: THE EXPERIENCE."

Resident Evil 2 was the best thing and it's not like that's a PS4-only game.  They showed too much of everything else.  Death Stranding was awful.  Show us a fucking GAME already.  Spider-Man at least was all action which is good.  PSVR is Vita-level to Sony at this point.

So far E3 is a big ol' snore fest and I got suckered into watching it again as usual.
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Post by: mormapope on June 11, 2018, 10:26:25 PM
Not watching any of this shit and just reading whats announced based on forum posts 
:rejoice

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Post by: toku on June 11, 2018, 10:26:45 PM
MS had the best conference so you know 100% Trump is president again in 2020. Bless up.
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Post by: Svejk on June 11, 2018, 10:27:03 PM
To me this was basically the Microsoft conference, just with far, far less games.  It was like "THIRD PERSON CINEMATIC GAME: THE EXPERIENCE."

Resident Evil 2 was the best thing and it's not like that's a PS4-only game.  They showed too much of everything else.  Death Stranding was awful.  Show us a fucking GAME already.  Spider-Man at least was all action which is good.  PSVR is Vita-level to Sony at this point.

So far E3 is a big ol' snore fest and I got suckered into watching it again as usual.
The bar was raised too damn high from E3 2015.
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Post by: bork on June 11, 2018, 10:28:18 PM
Not watching any of this shit and just reading whats announced based on forum posts 
:rejoice

The way to do it!
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2018, 10:28:27 PM
Death Stranding was awful.  Show us a fucking GAME already.


https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1006360014863253505

(Twitter embed is broken it seems: DEATH STRANDING E3 2018 trailer out now! Actual game running in 4K on a PS4 Pro, from the DECIMA ENGINE. Answering some clues from the previous 3 trailers, showing gameplay & featuring 2 new female characters. A handmade, "silent" trailer with no explosions/gun fights.)

He did show game (the walking), it just wasn't INTERESTING.

MS had the best conference so you know 100% Trump is president again in 2020. Bless up.

It Is Known.gif

Also Devolver fucking won and anyone that says different is wrong. Don't @ me. Shitposting a conference is way better than no games, musical numbers, and "next year. Please be excited!"
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2018, 10:31:12 PM
Hey! You know what? There's lots of games coming out that look great to me so I'm happy.
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Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2018, 10:32:33 PM
Nobody has ever liked you.
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Post by: bork on June 11, 2018, 10:34:17 PM
Hey! You know what? There's lots of games coming out that look great to me so I'm happy.

In the end, that's the truth- the show doesn't matter.  Lots of stuff we knew about was coming anyway.
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Post by: mormapope on June 11, 2018, 10:34:41 PM
Its pretty sad what happened with Kojima and how Death Stranding is looking. MGS V has such excellent mechanics and felt great to play, there was a huge chunk of meaty gameplay with very little story. Even if MGS V was completed unstead of being rushed, gameplay would outweigh story stuff by a huuuuuuge margin.

Death Stranding is looking like MGS4 era Kojima.
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Post by: bork on June 11, 2018, 10:58:09 PM
https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/1006365342178922496
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Post by: nachobro on June 11, 2018, 10:59:11 PM
i'll play anything kojima i dont give a fuck. also re2 was cool. the rest of that was was a goddamn mess.

nintengods gonna save e3 tomorrow :patel

oh yeah nioh 2 was great as well. lesbian bush crawl simulator was dumb. lara croft is fucking rambo so why should i care about some goofy fake ellen paige?
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Post by: nachobro on June 11, 2018, 11:08:32 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfdXBJyU0AA4rFK.jpg:small)

leon :mouf

claire :goty
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Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2018, 11:09:21 PM
smh
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Post by: demi on June 11, 2018, 11:15:06 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfdXBJyU0AA4rFK.jpg:small)

LMAO this shit look like a Nancy Drew novel
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Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2018, 11:19:00 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfdXBJyU0AA4rFK.jpg:small)

leon :mouf

claire :goty

Claire looks like current Michelle Trachtenburg :lol
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Post by: Bebpo on June 11, 2018, 11:26:34 PM
One of the best e3s in years for someone who stopped caring about e3. Lots of neat games for 2019. Feels like it’s gonna be a packed year after 2018 being mostly quiet.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 11, 2018, 11:47:04 PM
So happy i didnt stay up for this
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Post by: team filler on June 11, 2018, 11:49:34 PM
nintendo will have the best conference  :smug

(https://i.imgur.com/jWHIUJ2.png)
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Post by: nachobro on June 11, 2018, 11:50:53 PM
nintenthots :smug
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2018, 12:08:50 AM
Video games are dumb and the people that run video game companies are extra dumb
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Post by: Kara on June 12, 2018, 12:11:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/36tgqh8.gif)
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Post by: nudemacusers on June 12, 2018, 12:16:11 AM
nintendo will have the best conference  :smug

(https://i.imgur.com/jWHIUJ2.png)
:lawd
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Post by: shosta on June 12, 2018, 12:17:20 AM
Worst e3 of all time. Can't wait for the crowbcat video.
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 12, 2018, 12:20:22 AM
Also Devolver fucking won and anyone that says different is wrong. Don't @ me. Shitposting a conference is way better than no games, musical numbers, and "next year. Please be excited!"
LootBoxCoin >>>

People actually buying it.

Devolver and Maria right now: :phil
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 12, 2018, 12:30:16 AM
http://devolverdigital.limitedrun.com/products/619738/

LMAO. Did they drop the price? It was like $130 yesterday and sold out quickly. Now it's $75 and in stock. They're totally taking that "could be higher/lower than yesterday" seriously. :doge
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2018, 12:34:11 AM
http://devolverdigital.limitedrun.com/products/619738/

LMAO. Did they drop the price? It was like $130 yesterday and sold out quickly. Now it's $75 and in stock. They're totally taking that "could be higher/lower than yesterday" seriously. :doge

They randomize it every hour or so, I've seen it at $150 and $110 today too

Based Devolver, we aren't worthy

:preach
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 12, 2018, 12:54:06 AM
Leon looks like Gabe from he office in the re2 remake
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 12, 2018, 01:05:09 AM
Nintendo will easily win this E3
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 01:53:57 AM
I don't know. I think calling this the worst E3 ever is pretty ridiculous. AAA is pretty much at the top of it's game right now and nothing shown looked embarrassing or bad. The most meh stuff to me was Halo, Gears, and Last of Us. Which will all probably be good games in the end.

I mean I'm sorry, I'm probably a pretty shitty gamer but I do value visuals and yes I do like cinematic games. And honestly MS and Sony showed games I'm interested in spades. The problems being that MS did'nt really convince anyone about whats great about the current Xbox and Sony is all in on cinematic single player games. Also Sqaure despite having a fantastic lineup, chose not to really put that on display.

But it's true, there are so many good games out there. If you have bought into what Sony does at this point they have very interesting games.

Sony's conference was pretty bad presentation wise and major announcement wise, but I wouldn't say game wise.

Last of US 2-I mean the game looks amazing and Naughty Dog will probably put out a good game with a good story. It's just honestly, it felt kind of bland. It's kind of funny how female lead games kind of feel cliche. They aren't and I don't want to pull some shitty SJW bullshit or something. It's just the video game industry is great as overcompensating in an attempt to correct criticisms thrown at it. Right now it feels like they are doing that in regards to female leads. Still, I'm sure this game will be ok.

Ghost of Tsushima-Looked fucking amazing graphically and if I could get a decent open world game out of this I'd be very happy.

Control-Aesthetically and gameplay wise looks like a spiritual sequel to Quantum Break. I loved that game and this game has rocketed up to my most wanted list.

Resident Evil 2-All I've wanted is something to scratch my RE4 itch. I've wanted this since fucking RE5. This could be it and that excites the fuck out of me.

Death Stranding-I don't know what the fuck this is and this trailer just made really dislike Kojima even more. But it's not like I'm not intrigued. Of course I'm going to play this.

Nioh 2-This is great.

Spider-man-This looks better then it really should and will since Arkham Knight was terrible, an Arkham like game hasn't really been good since even Origins. This I think its going to be really good.

So it was an ok show.

But I mean combined this with this list of other games I'm excited for:

Octopath Traveler, Yakuza Kiwami 2, Dragon Quest XI, Shadow of the Tomb Raider, Code Vein, Forza Horizon 4, Fist of the North Star, Valkyria Chronicles 4, Battlefield V, Red Dead Redemption 2, Earth Defense Force: Iron Rain, Granblue Fantasy Project Re: Link, Left Alive, Ace Combat 7, Soulcalibur VI, Sakura Wars, The World Ends with You: Final Remix, Dead or Alive 6, Days Gone, Babylon's Fall, Anthem, Gears 5, Metro Exodus, Kingdom Hearts 3, Rage 2, Shenmue 3, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, Wolfenstein: Youngblood, Bayonetta 3, Cyberpunk 2077, Dying Light 2, Life Is Strange 2, Shin Megami Tensei V, and so on.

There's a lot of games coming.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 12, 2018, 02:32:59 AM
I'm just tired of playing these cinematic games, one a year or every few years is enough.

I can't even put myself to play GoW now. Could be the form factor as well as I prefer to play on Switch, but then I remember I put in 50 hours into Mon Hun World... so there is more to it.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 03:00:16 AM
I'm just tired of playing these cinematic games, one a year or every few years is enough.

I can't even put myself to play GoW now. Could be the form factor as well as I prefer to play on Switch, but then I remember I put in 50 hours into Mon Hun World... so there is more to it.
Yeah and thats fine.

I just know I'm exactly the kind of gamer Sony is targeting as I eat this type of shit up. I'm the kind of person who eats up Call of Duty single player campaigns after all. I love spectacle, attention to detail, great mechanical designs, art direction, character designs, animation, and so on just as much as good gameplay.

I just hope I'm self aware enough not to fall into the sunken place that Sony fans find themselves in. Taking thier fun and sometimes well told games too seriously.



wouldn't it have been easier to just say 'i'm excited for all the games' instead listing all the games? :gurl
[/quote]I mean my point is there is a lot of games coming that look great. That the big companies are putting out a lot of stuff. All this with the idea that this gen is ending soon.

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Post by: shosta on June 12, 2018, 04:54:07 AM
I want to talk about Death Stranding. Do we not have a thread for that?
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 12, 2018, 05:14:54 AM
The Last of Us Part II probably should have been the closer, it was way too slow and boring to open the show. The venue move at the beginning was clunky and made an already slow opening even worse. The big chuck of time with the panel and CoD/Destiny trailers was awful.  The music segments were filler. As far as conferences go, it was the worst and most mismanaged Sony e3 in a long time.

All that said, I'm happy with some of the games they showed.

:like Spider-man. They showed some free roaming gameplay after the show and it looks fantastic.
:like Ghosts of Tsushima. Combat didn't look like a floaty mess, as I had been anticipating.
:like Nioh 2 announcement
:aah RE2. My two favorite Resident Evils had a baby.
 :nope Death Stranding.   I'm now indifferent and burned out on this entire clusterfuck. Eventually he'll need to show what the actual gameplay loop consists of.


Microsoft won by default but their biggest surprises and best game announcements are all 3rd party and I'll be playing them on either PC or PS4 so... :ohyou
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Post by: benjipwns on June 12, 2018, 05:16:23 AM
i'm a fan of giantbomb's "we talk over the conferences" format, so simple yet effective at filling the gaps of the failed corporate PR machines

ubisoft one was especially effective with jeff's enjoyment of ubisoft's yearly desire to produce a "show" no matter what "gamers" want, dan's learning that pirates historically did more than search for buried treasure, the hot mic catching the conductor dude apologizing to the live band, etc.

sucks they didn't do the PC one at all especially since they were all "where's the indie game stuff?", and apparently had the wrong day for devolver so didn't stay streaming after Bethesda Presents Todd Howard Works On His Tight Five for it
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 12, 2018, 05:18:09 AM
Also, FFVII Remake no-showing again.

 :neogaf :mjcry

What a disaster for Square.
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Post by: benjipwns on June 12, 2018, 05:20:20 AM
also it was funny how much they scoff at each other for the one or two people in the group who are into the lore of Halo/Destiny/The Division/Ass Creed/etc.

then had a huge group argument multiple times over how the Wolfenstein lore could possibly work out due to the co-op game being set in the 1980's and what that means for BJ :lol
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Post by: Rufus on June 12, 2018, 05:30:08 AM
ubisoft one was especially effective with jeff's enjoyment of ubisoft's yearly desire to produce a "show" no matter what "gamers" want, dan's learning that pirates historically did more than search for buried treasure, the hot mic catching the conductor dude apologizing to the live band, etc.
I almost missed that one. Dan is the best.

Also, FFVII Remake no-showing again.

 :neogaf :mjcry

What a disaster for Square.
I figured they'd save it for the Sony conference. :heh
Nomura is invulnerable.
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Post by: bluemax on June 12, 2018, 05:43:44 AM
I saw Hideo Kojima tonight. Dude rolls deep on the entourage.
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Post by: bork on June 12, 2018, 08:08:45 AM
AAA is pretty much at the top of it's game right now and nothing shown looked embarrassing or bad.
The most meh stuff to me was Halo, Gears, and Last of Us. Which will all probably be good games in the end.

:confused

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Death Stranding-I don't know what the fuck this is and this trailer just made really dislike Kojima even more. But it's not like I'm not intrigued. Of course I'm going to play this.

:confused
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Post by: bork on June 12, 2018, 08:10:12 AM
E3 in a nutshell:

(https://s22.postimg.cc/924ky16j5/-4_TOj_H.gif)

But it really doesn't matter.  It's not the only conference out there and there's been shitloads of game announcements already this year, so...?
:idont

Maybe Nintendo will offer up something good.  I like their idea of doing these directs that just get right to the point instead of these stupid stage productions that the others do.

Man, Death Stranding is in the No Man's Sky tier for me where I both don't buy it and think it'll disappoint people extremely.

I get what you mean, but No Man's Sky at least showed us some semblance of gameplay in its trailers.  Death Stranding showed...walking. 
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 12, 2018, 08:20:58 AM
Not gonna lie, I'd eat up everything I've seen from Death Stranding's setting so far if it wasn't for the babies.
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 08:42:51 AM
Yeah, baby eating is kind of frowned upon even in most of the more seedy parts of the net.

:teehee
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Post by: kingv on June 12, 2018, 08:43:02 AM
I still really like Kohima. His writing is bad, but it’s bad in a way I like. I’m ignoring everything Death Stranding until it comes out. One game I don’t want to know too much about before it comes out.

It’s becoming increasingly apparent that Sony First Party now has a formula for their games based around Last Of Us. LOU2 looks well-executed but very boring. Truthfully, I just don’t like Sony first party games that much... even though I do play most of them.

I’m tentatively excited for Spider-Man, but that trailer looked like it was 80% QTE. Do you
Actually “play” that game or do you watch it?

Out of everyThing so far, games of the show are Fist of the North Star, DMCV for existing, and Babylon Falls for being a new Playinum game.

Edit: Nintendo could win E3, but they could also have a conference with a 10 second sizzle reel of Metroid Prime 4, and 45 minutes of people from the treehouse playing Smash Bros U. You never can tell with them.
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 12, 2018, 08:45:18 AM
Almost all conferences were shit because MS sucked up the majority of the announcements, but the MS conference was for everyone, so it's still a good E3  :trumps 2019 will be crazy.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 12, 2018, 09:18:02 AM
MS was good and all I really want from Nintendo is some cool new bundle or someshit since I’m going to buy a switch this year I’m sure. E3 is gud 4 me
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Post by: Svejk on June 12, 2018, 09:39:54 AM
Show Metroid Prime 4, Nintendo.  ....Although we all know this will be the Smash and Pokemon show with a slew of last gen ports as the remaining filler.    I hope I'm wrong though.
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Post by: bork on June 12, 2018, 09:49:41 AM
I still really like Kohima. His writing is bad, but it’s bad in a way I like. I’m ignoring everything Death Stranding until it comes out. One game I don’t want to know too much about before it comes out.

Should be easy when nothing they show makes any sense whatsoever.  Right now I wonder if Kojima knows what this game is about.  :doge
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Post by: bork on June 12, 2018, 10:42:04 AM
KONAMI UNVEILS NEW SWITCH GAME!  MEGATON!!!  IS IT CONTRA?  CASTLEVANIA!?!??!





















http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUyepaKW-BU

 :whatsthedeal
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 10:47:42 AM
AAA is pretty much at the top of it's game right now and nothing shown looked embarrassing or bad.
The most meh stuff to me was Halo, Gears, and Last of Us. Which will all probably be good games in the end.

:confused

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Death Stranding-I don't know what the fuck this is and this trailer just made really dislike Kojima even more. But it's not like I'm not intrigued. Of course I'm going to play this.

:confused
Im not sure what's confusing here....

Most AAA games are looking good. It's just that Halo was a whole lot of nothing. Gears just looked to be more Gears after the meh 4. Just this time with a topical female lead. And Last of Us looks to be the same in a generation where Sony's games are all riffing on Naughty Dog's shtick. 3 games that didn't have exciting showings to me dosent take away from the idea that AAA as a whole is doing grea

As for Death Stranding. I've grown tired of it's nonsensical trailers that just seem to be Kojima jerking himself off to how weird he can be. But I still can't help but to want to know what it's all about.
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 12, 2018, 11:07:39 AM
KONAMI UNVEILS NEW SWITCH GAME!  MEGATON!!!  IS IT CONTRA?  CASTLEVANIA!?!??!





















http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUyepaKW-BU

 :whatsthedeal

I spent a shitload of quarters on this arcade game.
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Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 12, 2018, 11:13:28 AM
Calling this the "worst E3 ever"?
Feeling like video games are no longer for you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_t_mHKDyOs
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Post by: bork on June 12, 2018, 11:16:07 AM
Nah, it's just a shitty trade show is all.

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Post by: bork on June 12, 2018, 11:16:19 AM
https://twitter.com/Seedy87/status/1006553177402019840
:confused
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Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2018, 11:22:20 AM
That's certainly a sentence someone wrote.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2018, 11:41:59 AM
Cyberpunk posted a Facebook update a few minutes ago:

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> Searching...
> Found <<e3schedule.inf>>
> ERROR
> Data protected
> Please enter password

> ******
> Access granted!_

> 9PM CEST / 12PM PST – GameSpot Live
> 11PM CEST / 2PM PST – IGN Live
> 2:30AM CEST / 5:30PM PST – E3 Expo Coliseum Live

gameplay showcase please
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2018, 12:01:54 PM
Starting right off with a giant robot game!
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 12, 2018, 12:02:45 PM
Hmmm so this looks fucking awesome

 :whew
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:03:21 PM
Well damn.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:03:54 PM
Oh more shitty Xenoblade 2.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2018, 12:04:09 PM
Xenoblade 2 prequel?
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Post by: archie4208 on June 12, 2018, 12:04:42 PM
Xenoblade 2 prequel?
Probably the DLC expansion
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Post by: agrajag on June 12, 2018, 12:04:44 PM
that gundam game looks rad
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 12:04:56 PM
Mechs gaem gud

DLC for XBC2 I'll take.

So far so good. Reggie time now.
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 12:06:50 PM
Fuck that ball

But coop Pokemon I want.

Oh that swipe thing was a recentish patent. In Mario Party tho...  :-\
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2018, 12:07:07 PM
Show us the REAL Pokemon, Reggie!
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:07:35 PM
I really hate Nintendo's live action crap.

But Mario Party is kind of perfect for the Switch.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2018, 12:08:31 PM
So far this is a million times better than Sony's show.
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Post by: archie4208 on June 12, 2018, 12:08:46 PM
NEW FIRE EMBLEM
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 12, 2018, 12:10:04 PM
I will of course stupidly buy a new mario party
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:10:09 PM
This Fire Emblem game looks ugly as fuck.

Was this a 3DS game?
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 12, 2018, 12:10:11 PM
Jesus this looks great too. I'm always down for new FE

Nintendo killing it so far.
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Post by: bork on June 12, 2018, 12:10:35 PM
Fire Emblem- Time for Snorenado to buy a Switch  :doge
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 12:10:48 PM
Noo don't hype me for a game I can't fucking play because I'm a SRPG cripple
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2018, 12:11:15 PM
Waifu Emblem: Tree Houses looks so good, I wanna cry. :rejoice
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2018, 12:11:20 PM
FORTNITE NINTENDO WINS E3 FOREVER

EDIT: TODAY!!
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 12:12:51 PM
Overcooked 2? Why yes. Gimme.

Fortnite is nice to have too.

That bee game looked damn weird though.  >:(
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Post by: MMaRsu on June 12, 2018, 12:15:04 PM
fortzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 12:15:20 PM
New Octopath demo, fuck yeah.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2018, 12:16:14 PM
We got Minecraft, and Fake Minecraft! All your favorites!
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2018, 12:17:44 PM
New Octopath demo, fuck yeah.

Play now and carry over your data, my favorite kind of demo. :rejoice
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2018, 12:18:15 PM
I like Nintendo's no-frills approach to the conference. Just showing games, basically, and only a little bit of talking.
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 12:18:30 PM
Hyesssss. Smash.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:19:59 PM
Smash..Yawn.

Is this just the WiiU game?
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 12:21:29 PM
Jeez, that roster is really getting ridiculous.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2018, 12:22:54 PM
Everyone is here!
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2018, 12:23:15 PM
Super Smash Bros. All Stars
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Post by: bork on June 12, 2018, 12:23:33 PM
Smash..Yawn.

Is this just the WiiU game?

It looks like a port-up with characters brought back from the older games. Kind of deflates the hype for me a bit, although it looks like they are changing up certain characters' play styles.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 12, 2018, 12:25:11 PM
fuck yes
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2018, 12:25:38 PM
omg there's girl pikachus now #resistance #dumpdrumpf #weirdboner
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 12, 2018, 12:26:38 PM
I wonder if they got David Hayter for Snake
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:27:11 PM
Well this Smash part is Nintendo's Last of Us 2 moment.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 12, 2018, 12:28:53 PM
Pretty clear that this is the only game they're really going to focus on this year.  I doubt any updates on MP4 of the star fox retro game
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2018, 12:29:02 PM
We've got gauges!
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Post by: agrajag on June 12, 2018, 12:29:27 PM
omg there's girl pikachus now #resistance #dumpdrumpf #weirdboner

you wanted a female Link? OK.

Here's your female PIKACHU

*Sakurai laughs*
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 12:29:36 PM
I suck at Smash, but I want this so badly. Am happy. Suck it, haters.  :doge
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 12, 2018, 12:30:40 PM
Oot Ganondorf

 :mynicca
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:31:25 PM
This is dumb. Did you really need to spend time telling us that a non playable character appears in a special attack? Or that characters have different costumes?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 12, 2018, 12:31:54 PM
This is dumb. Did you really need to spend time telling us that a non playable character appears in a special attack?

yes
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Post by: nachobro on June 12, 2018, 12:33:21 PM
really pandering to the autism of the smash fanbase here
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 12, 2018, 12:34:34 PM
Hi, I'm Daisy.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:34:35 PM
Oh boy the blonde girl from Xenoblade appears for a second. E3 megaton!

The WiiFit girl has a new face. E3 metagton!

Falco's special has a slightly different animation, E3 Megaton!
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 12:34:46 PM
This is dumb. Did you really need to spend time telling us that a non playable character appears in a special attack? Or that characters have different costumes?
Absofuckenlutely
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 12, 2018, 12:36:07 PM
Oh boy the blonde girl from Xenoblade appears for a second. E3 megaton!

The WiiFit girl has a new face. E3 metagton!

Falco's special has a slightly different animation, E3 Megaton!

Like I said, this is basically the big title this year.  Of course they're going to focus on this game like crazy.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:37:04 PM
This is easily the worst conference of E3.
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 12, 2018, 12:37:06 PM
really pandering to the autism of the smash fanbase here
Nintendo knows what side their bread is buttered on.  :P
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Post by: Svejk on June 12, 2018, 12:37:56 PM
How bout an intermission, Nintendo.   ;)
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2018, 12:39:57 PM
This is easily the worst conference of E3.

Sony was still on their first game at the same point in their conference.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 12, 2018, 12:41:17 PM
Didn’t watch, any new bundles or switch buying options for me?
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Post by: agrajag on June 12, 2018, 12:41:43 PM
This is easily the worst conference of E3.

you are such a fucking nintendo hater, it's embarrassing
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:41:47 PM
This is easily the worst conference of E3.

Sony was still on their first game at the same point in their conference.
And then proceed to show a lot of good games...
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Post by: agrajag on June 12, 2018, 12:42:07 PM
Lol nm just ridley in smash
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Post by: archie4208 on June 12, 2018, 12:42:10 PM
FUCKING RIDLEY
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 12:42:15 PM
They reeeeeeally added Ridley? Fuck me.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:43:38 PM
This is easily the worst conference of E3.

you are such a fucking nintendo hater, it's embarrassing
Hey that mech game looked great and has a good staff...

Octopath Traveler looks great.


Oh wait, none of these are made by Nintendo.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:43:56 PM
That was it?


 :neogaf :sabu
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 12:44:10 PM
Wait, that was it? Huh. A bit unbalanced with the huge-ass Smash segment at the end.  :o
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 12, 2018, 12:45:03 PM
A bit.
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Post by: agrajag on June 12, 2018, 12:45:11 PM
Looool third parties won't touch a nintendo console with a 10ft pole
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Post by: demi on June 12, 2018, 12:45:31 PM
That was it ??? where the fuck is prime 4
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Post by: Svejk on June 12, 2018, 12:45:53 PM
So no Prime 4 or Bayo 3?  Nintendo showcase:  F-
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Post by: demi on June 12, 2018, 12:47:05 PM
smash is a wii U port too. switch getting all the ports
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:47:17 PM
Sony>Nintendo.

At least Sony did'nt spend 15 mins telling us how Ellie's outfit is different from the last game.
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 12, 2018, 12:47:21 PM
No SMT 5 either.
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Post by: eleuin on June 12, 2018, 12:47:51 PM
where was Animal Crossing  :'(
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Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2018, 12:48:07 PM
SNAKE AND RIDLEY AND ICE CLIMBERS AND EVERYONE AND *hyperventilating*
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Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 12:48:28 PM
No "one more thing" or something. Or some more Indie love. Or fucking Prime or Bayo teases or Animal Crossing or...

Oh well. I'll take it.

Really terrible showing or non-Ubi-or-Indie devs though. What the everloving fuck. This is kinda sad, even for Nintendo.  :lol
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:48:51 PM
Because it was supposed to be about what games they have in 2018.

Which is just a supered up Smash port and a cheap looking Pokemon spin-off.

lol Nintendo.
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Post by: agrajag on June 12, 2018, 12:49:16 PM
If I was nintendo I would just port everything from wii u also, they must be saving mad money.

I think they're going to have another direct before the holidays with the 2019 games
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Post by: agrajag on June 12, 2018, 12:50:18 PM
I'm downloading fortnite but it looks so ghey
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2018, 12:51:07 PM
Would have been a pretty good show with about half as much Smash and 10 minutes of Bayo 3, MP4, and maybe a couple other smaller games at the end.
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Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2018, 12:51:27 PM
FighterZ for Switch too :rejoice
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Post by: nachobro on June 12, 2018, 12:51:48 PM
that fucking sucked
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 12, 2018, 12:52:21 PM
Prime 4 must be super early in development to not even get another teaser.
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Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2018, 12:53:04 PM
Microsoft: B+
Sony: F
Nintendo: B+
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Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2018, 12:54:16 PM
This is easily the worst conference of E3.

Sony was still on their first game at the same point in their conference.

Rahx is just a dumbass, don't mind him.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 12:55:06 PM
"Sony F"

lol ok.
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Post by: archie4208 on June 12, 2018, 12:57:02 PM
Sony: B- (the first half of the conference was on track for WOAT but they did a good job recovering)
Nintendo: B (Fire Emblem and that mecha game look great, rest of it was pretty much filler)
Bethesda: A+++++++ (cause of Doom Eternal)
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Post by: nachobro on June 12, 2018, 12:57:12 PM
Everyone: F

Capcom: A
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Post by: Akala on June 12, 2018, 12:58:24 PM
Didn’t watch, the only one I watched this year was the sony one, honestly forgot E3 was mainly over weekend this year. Kinda disappointing overall I think.

I mean there is a lot of great stuff coming out, it’s just that we knew about most of it already. Over a year ago.

This felt like a gen wind-down e3 but we still have prob 2 years to go. All that said I guess I am ok with it as have a horrendous backlog anyway (even when cutting back on game purchases).
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Post by: eleuin on June 12, 2018, 12:59:36 PM
Shills: F

Everyone else: A+
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 12, 2018, 12:59:53 PM
Nintendo conference started off great to me- that new mech game looks awesome.  And then it was some "eh" games, stuff we already knew about, impressive Xenblade DLC, Fire Emblem, and way too much fucking Smash.  But that said...at least they showed GAME PLAY for Smash and detailed the changes.  I'm just disappointed that it's more like Smash 4 Enhanced Edition and less all-new game.  Still will buy for sure.

So awesome that Hollow Knight is out today- been waiting to play that just so I could play it on a handheld.

Would have been a pretty good show with about half as much Smash and 10 minutes of Bayo 3, MP4, and maybe a couple other smaller games at the end.

They only want to focus on games coming soon.  So I guess that rules out Metroid this year.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TVC15 on June 12, 2018, 01:01:36 PM
Did Nintendo NOT plant a Metroid in our butts?

It looks like the Nintendo conf was a bomba too. State of gaming is pretty dire. After Labo my faith in Nintendo going forward is all clown frownz.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 12, 2018, 01:02:16 PM
State of gaming is pretty dire.

 :cmonson
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 01:04:38 PM
Gaming is anything but dire.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: nachobro on June 12, 2018, 01:05:13 PM
We got Nioh 2 and DOA, forgot about those

So Koei Tecmo: A too
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 01:05:55 PM
Ridley Amiibo, of course.

And I want it, damn my feeble putty-like mind.


Also Daisy, of course.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Boredfrom on June 12, 2018, 01:06:28 PM
Fire Emblem looks great... and that is.  I will get Xenoblade 2 expansión but I really hate the entire Jin arc, Mythra is annoying cunt so I’m not thrilled to just be her and I would prefer playing from the perspective of Malos if given the choice (he is a malicious cunt, but a likeable cunt, take notes Mythra).

Meh conference.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 01:07:08 PM
That mech game has Yūsuke Kozaki on character designs and Shōji Kawamori on mechanical designs.

Fuck that's a great pair of artists. Even if the game is bad I'll get it.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: ILikePizza on June 12, 2018, 01:07:30 PM
The Microsoft and Sony conferences were pretty good.  Don't really care about Nintendo so I didn't check out the Direct.

Ghost of Sashimi and the Cyberpunk 2077 trailer were my highlights.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2018, 01:09:51 PM
https://twitter.com/TSM_Leffen/status/1006582983116054528

:rejoice

A weapon to surpass Smash Melee: Ultimate.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2018, 01:10:42 PM
The last Smash game to release in the US in December?

Super Smash Bros. Melee :jawalrus
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TVC15 on June 12, 2018, 01:16:12 PM
State of gaming is pretty dire.

 :cmonson

An Assassin’s Creed game is the most promising-looking game coming out this year, and it’s a re-microwaved salisbury steak TV dinner of a game.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 01:18:08 PM
I think Sony and MS had pretty equal conferences. Plenty of pros and cons for both.

Square had a pretty meh conference, but I'm excited for thier games.

Didn't bother with EA and Ubisoft as in general I don't care for the games they put out. Anthem looks cool and I'm curious about AC.

I thought Nintendo had easily the worst conference complete with special fellow like focus on boring details. But I also don't like Nintendo and Smash Bros. Kind of wish Fire Emblem was this year though.

Anyway, my take away is that there are lots of games coming out and it's pretty amazing. I'm in no rush for new consoles if the Xbox and PS4 are going to continue to have these amazing lineups.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 01:20:08 PM
Devolver was best, no contest.

Platform-owner-wise, I'll have to give the overall nod to MS this year, I think. Loads of games, even if most of them were for next year or only bare teasers. Still, consistent messaging and loads of stuff for everyone.

Ubi was lovably goofy and had a load of stuff to check out. Third.

Next would be Nintendo obviously. Smash gaffe aside, it had loads of stuff and was reasonably hypeable.

Bethesda after that. I'm just not that much of an Elder Scrolls fan. The bants were top notch though, and even little old me got interested in some of their offerings.

Sony was a snoozefest. Terrible pacing, and the amount and choice of games (and especially their diversity) was somewhat not to my liking. Definitely navelgazing and huffing their own farts.

PC presentation was rather dreadful, with the sole exception of the mic incident. Loads of very interesting games though. Terrible presentation marred an otherwise surprisingly solid offering.

...

Well, and then there was EA. And SquEnix. :doge

Edit: Kinda unsure how to rank the Bethesda-Ubisoft-Nintendo cluster. The more I think about it, the less I can put them in order.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 12, 2018, 01:24:54 PM
 :snoop  At this point I'll never play Mario Odyssey, because Switch refuses to become anything more than a dumping spot for old ports and new games that look like old ports.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2018, 01:25:58 PM
:snoop  At this point I'll never play Mario Odyssey, because Switch refuses to become anything more than a dumping spot for old ports and new games that look like old ports.

You're an idiot, lmao.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 12, 2018, 01:27:08 PM
:snoop  At this point I'll never play Mario Odyssey, because Switch refuses to become anything more than a dumping spot for old ports and new games that look like old ports.

breh you're missing out
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 12, 2018, 01:27:50 PM
It’s like $300 Get a job
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 12, 2018, 01:28:39 PM
It’s like $300 Get a job

I'd rather get a hooker with that money.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 01:29:15 PM
Can't fuck the unwilling, I guess.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 12, 2018, 01:30:00 PM
Or I'll simply dust off my toaster to get all those indie games on Steam for 2 cent.  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 12, 2018, 01:33:23 PM
Can't fuck the unwilling, I guess.

I give em nachos and they put out bub.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 01:35:00 PM
So waiit you'd spend 300 bucks on Nachos? Just what kind of libido do you have?

Oh god I want them to shut up and showcase some coop Porkelmans already.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 12, 2018, 01:35:50 PM
https://youtu.be/0_cNIP3naDc
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: MMaRsu on June 12, 2018, 01:36:54 PM
It’s like $300 Get a job

I'd rather get a hooker with that money.

spoken like a true cardassian
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 12, 2018, 01:38:48 PM
EA: F
MS: B+
Bethesda: E
Metal Wolf Chaos: A
Square: E+
Ubisoft: F
Sony: E+
Nintendo: F


The year in which once-doing-an-Usher-number-Microsoft saved E3  :lol Thanks to a few additional decent announcements in the other not so great shows, the content still accumulated into a good year overall.

Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Corporal on June 12, 2018, 01:40:33 PM
Yes fuck finally CoOp.

I feared that.... only the main player seems to gain XP/catch Prokelmans.  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TVC15 on June 12, 2018, 01:41:18 PM
It’s like $300 Get a job

I'd rather get a hooker with that money.

What kind of busted hookers are you settling for at 300 bucks? Are they missing fingers or limbs?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 12, 2018, 01:42:06 PM
It’s like $300 Get a job

I'd rather get a hooker with that money.

What kind of busted hookers are you settling for at 300 bucks? Are they missing fingers or limbs?

You can get em for like 40 bucks in portland 300 is high class breh.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: MMaRsu on June 12, 2018, 01:48:24 PM
EA: F
MS: C-
Bethesda: E
Metal Wolf Chaos: I have no idea what this is
Square: E+
Ubisoft: F
Sony: E+
Nintendo: F

I'll just use this shit

and seriously, for 300 dollars/euro's you can get an extremely high quality hooker in The Netherlands
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: team filler on June 12, 2018, 01:52:47 PM
where the fuck is audrey?  :maf
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 12, 2018, 01:53:40 PM
Metal Wolf Chaos: I have no idea what this is


You're the one who posted the Devolver conference in here though ...  ???
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2018, 01:56:08 PM
All that matters is there's a console Fire Emblem coming out, we gonna eat brehs

:aah
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: MMaRsu on June 12, 2018, 02:00:42 PM
Metal Wolf Chaos: I have no idea what this is


You're the one who posted the Devolver conference in here though ...  ???

I saw the trailer for the remake? I guess? I don't know the original game.. it seemed like a meme to me but ok. Looked allright. But yeah I dont know the original game  :-[
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Boredfrom on June 12, 2018, 02:04:51 PM
All that matters is there's a console Fire Emblem coming out, we gonna eat brehs

:aah

Waifu In HD

Feels good...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 12, 2018, 02:06:59 PM
Metal Wolf Chaos: I have no idea what this is


You're the one who posted the Devolver conference in here though ...  ???

I saw the trailer for the remake? I guess? I don't know the original game.. it seemed like a meme to me but ok. Looked allright. But yeah I dont know the original game  :-[

It was an O.G. Xbox game that never got localized, so most people never got to play it.  Pretty much one of those games you'd download with a modded Xbox or you'd never see it.   :lol  Don't remember it being anything special apart from the absurd story/concept.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 12, 2018, 02:12:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vng-2rETJK0

Real estate wrestlers  :itagaki
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cryo on June 12, 2018, 02:15:17 PM
Not having to go to the arcade every time I want a Killer Queen fix :rejoice
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 12, 2018, 02:19:13 PM
No Prime
No F Zero
No new IP
Not even some easy Metroid remake

At least there was Fire Emblem

Disappointed

MS: no grade because no one has an xbox its dead
Sony: C for complacent
Nintendo: E for Everyone likes Smash but me
Ubisoft: zzz
Ea: zzz
CDPR: 10/10 Gta Cyberpunk
Capcom: is ok
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: team filler on June 12, 2018, 02:23:11 PM
No Prime
No F Zero
No new IP
Not even some easy Metroid remake

At least there was Fire Emblem

Disappointed

MS: no grade because no one has an xbox its dead
Sony: C for complacent
Nintendo: E for Everyone likes Smash but me
Ubisoft: zzz
Ea: zzz
CDPR: 10/10 Gta Cyberpunk
most importantly, no audrey. they got some ugly bitch doing interviews right now on live stream  :neogaf
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 12, 2018, 02:31:51 PM
https://youtu.be/TEFZP2OfntM
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2018, 02:32:25 PM
No Prime
No F Zero
No new IP
Not even some easy Metroid remake

At least there was Fire Emblem

Disappointed

MS: no grade because no one has an xbox its dead
Sony: C for complacent
Nintendo: E for Everyone likes Smash but me
Ubisoft: zzz
Ea: zzz
CDPR: 10/10 Gta Cyberpunk
most importantly, no audrey. they got some ugly bitch doing interviews right now on live stream  :neogaf

Did she get fired for escorting?
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2018, 02:38:52 PM
Mary Tyler Whore would know...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 12, 2018, 02:45:47 PM
It’s kinda funny watching people pretend MS didn’t win
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 02:48:55 PM
What did MS win? They showed a lot of games.....


that you don't need an Xbox One to play.

Which would be fine if they proved that the One X is worth having for most of these games. But they also have really failed to make a case for that too. But I guess the next Xbox will be great.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 12, 2018, 02:49:35 PM
You can tell they won because how mad u is breh
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2018, 02:49:39 PM
MS won because Sony couldn't be arsed to put together a competent press conference.

The real take away from this dumb trade show is that gaming is stupid and wonderful. No matter what you want, there's plenty of it coming out on various platforms. I mean fuck, the best game likely to come out this year is Red Dead Redemption 2 and no one gave a shit about it at this show cause these things are just for hype.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: nachobro on June 12, 2018, 02:51:40 PM
most importantly, no audrey. they got some ugly bitch doing interviews right now on live stream  :neogaf
:trash
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: team filler on June 12, 2018, 02:52:36 PM
No Prime
No F Zero
No new IP
Not even some easy Metroid remake

At least there was Fire Emblem

Disappointed

MS: no grade because no one has an xbox its dead
Sony: C for complacent
Nintendo: E for Everyone likes Smash but me
Ubisoft: zzz
Ea: zzz
CDPR: 10/10 Gta Cyberpunk
most importantly, no audrey. they got some ugly bitch doing interviews right now on live stream  :neogaf

Did she get fired for escorting?
she got hired for escorting  :smug
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: benjipwns on June 12, 2018, 03:03:39 PM
Jeff Gerstmann has some thoughts on Nintendo's presentation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vk91Rekkkc&t=4107s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vk91Rekkkc&t=4107s)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 03:07:02 PM
Well it was a fucking awful showing.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 12, 2018, 03:11:14 PM
https://youtu.be/mwtNkJQvTMo

The real winner of e3.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: team filler on June 12, 2018, 03:14:04 PM
now it's just a couple of boipucci lovers playing smash, lame
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 12, 2018, 03:22:57 PM
What did MS win? They showed a lot of games.....


that you don't need an Xbox One to play.

Which would be fine if they proved that the One X is worth having for most of these games. But they also have really failed to make a case for that too. But I guess the next Xbox will be great.

lol who cares, they were still the only ones bringing us some nerd excitement when we needed it. If you're that concerned over their sales, I'm sure they didn't give up exclusives out of goodwill and are happy enough if you pc fukks all buy windows10 and xbox controllers.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Trent Dole on June 12, 2018, 03:24:38 PM
People still stan for consoles and corporations in current year. :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 03:39:04 PM
What did MS win? They showed a lot of games.....


that you don't need an Xbox One to play.

Which would be fine if they proved that the One X is worth having for most of these games. But they also have really failed to make a case for that too. But I guess the next Xbox will be great.

lol who cares, they were still the only ones bringing us some nerd excitement when we needed it. If you're that concerned over their sales, I'm sure they didn't give up exclusives out of goodwill and are happy enough if you pc fukks all buy windows10 and xbox controllers.
Um no I'm concerned because I'd like to use my One X for more then a 4K Blu ray player.

The Matrix 4k release being the most exciting thing I put into my Xbox this year is pretty sad.

And no Sony did nothing but show amazing looking "nerd" games.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 12, 2018, 03:39:53 PM
https://www.resetera.com/threads/cyberpunk-2077-details-first-person-rpg-with-shooter-elements-classes-day-night-cycle-and-more.48630/page-15#post-9142084

Quote from: spad3
Cyberpunk Info from GameSpot Stream:
Game is FPS perspective
FPS perspective made to feel more personal
RPG with Shooter Elements not a Shooter with RPG elements
Multiple different progression systems (Skills, Perks, etc.)
V, protagonist - urban merc/hired gun.
Full character creation system (Gender, Looks, Lifepath/Backstory)
You DO NOT pick classes in the beginning, class system is fluid based on choices
Dystopian Cyberpunk future shown in sunlight on purpose. Full Day/Night Cycle. Noir themes bleed through environment and aesthetic
Characters from Cyberpunk 2020 lore will appear
Netrunner Techie and Solo are main focused classes
You can combine classes
Optional classes exist (like Rockerboy and Corporate) and you can pull perks from them to add into your own custom class
Story and quest system from Witcher 3 is implemented into Cyberpunk similarly.
Choice and consequence is HUGE. Emphasized that the game is an RPG first and foremost
Story is personalized by player choice.
Combat - Ranged combat and Melee combat. Learned lessons from Witcher 3. FPS Melee combat.
Weapons - 3 branches - Power Weapons (heavy hitting/stagger), Tech Weapons (penetrating through cover), Smart Weapons (tracking/following)
Vehicles - Motorcycles, Cars, hinted at flying cars.
V is a fully voiced character. Both Male and Female completely voiced.
V's personality is shaped by player. Backstory and interactions shape V's personality.
Cyberpunk is a dark dystopia in the same vein as Witcher 3 being Dark Fantasy
Details of the world - everything has a purpose. World design was a huge focus in setting the tone.
Night City - in between SF and LA (fictional city). Inspired by both cities.
6 unique districts in the city. Each area has its own feel on top of the base Noir feel
Exploration is encouraged.
Witcher was horizontally huge, Cyberpunk is vertically huge.
You can enter buildings, Mega Buildings exist as well with multiple floors and multiple areas to explore within a single building.
No level scaling. 2 forms of XP - Core XP - Main Missions and Street Cred - Side missions
Higher Street Cred opens new exclusive vendors and fixers (new jobs)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 03:42:27 PM
Well FPS is a huge disappointment. Makes me not really intersted in the game honestly.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 12, 2018, 03:56:09 PM
Was hoping the trailer had proven the FPS rumours false... :fbm
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rufus on June 12, 2018, 03:57:52 PM
Sounds to me like it's going to be their Deus Ex.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 12, 2018, 04:07:28 PM
If Witcher had been first person like Elder Scrolls or Fallout 3/4, I never would have gotten into it. I didn't make it more than 5 or 6 hours into Mankind Divided, either.  First person RPGs just don't do anything for me.

Witcher 3 is one of my favorite games of all time. This news really bums me out to be honest.  :mjcry
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 12, 2018, 04:28:50 PM
https://youtu.be/iMbwBXJU-4k
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: team filler on June 12, 2018, 04:41:20 PM
still no audrey... maybe nintendo really is for babbie  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: thisismyusername on June 12, 2018, 04:48:20 PM
Everyone: F

Capcom: C

Devolver: Smokin Sick Stylish

FTFY. You're welcome.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TVC15 on June 12, 2018, 05:40:20 PM
Ewwww, CDPR done me wrong :( More like Flopzapunk 2077.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: MMaRsu on June 12, 2018, 05:49:08 PM
yall are crazy cyberpunk gonna be the next best thing since the nes
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: kingv on June 12, 2018, 06:12:15 PM
The problem with JC3 was not graphical fidelity, but that it runs like hot dog shit.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2018, 06:19:44 PM
Cyberpunk gameplay footage got shown behind closed-doors to the press, but doesn't look like they're going to show it to the public any time soon.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2018, 06:25:43 PM
Cyberpunk is gonna be a good game but tbh I prefer 3rd person

Still gonna get it day one

:yeshrug
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Nintex on June 12, 2018, 07:08:42 PM
Microsoft: B+ (after the dust settles you realize all they have for this year is Forza. But 5 new studios and a new console somewhat announced is hard to beat. Not to mention the first look at Cyberpunk and whatnot)
Sony: C (what they showed looked really good and some of it near completion. However it's obvious they've shifted to PS5 development by now)
Nintendo: F- (Fire Emblem and their robot game look rough and that makes it weird they won't show anything else for 2019)

Yoshi died on the way to his flipping Island. (which is kinda weird as it looked to be in pretty good shape last year)
Ridge Racer crashed and burned.
Metroid Prime 4 has gone missing.
Bayonetta 3 is?

Mario Party as your tentpole (other than Pokemon) holiday release. What the fuck.
Smash Bros. december, the way Sakurai was talking about: "We really want every character playable, we're working hard etc.", yeah that could easily slip into 2019 unless Pokemon bombs.
What makes it especially weird is that Nintendo only has the Switch to support. I expected them to try and convince the last few 3DS owners to jump ship.

Nintendo didn't care about indies and third parties anymore. "Oh yeah, this shit's also coming". And they forgot to mention half the games (like the Tales of Vesperia port).
Apparently paid online is coming but god knows what benefits that will bring. OS update for your Switch? Who knows.

They might bring something to Tree House. Miyamoto is wearing the same strange Nintendo shirt with characters and all sorts of contraptions on it for two days now.
Maybe Nintendo Maker or something as a sequel to Super Mario Maker. Could fit right into the August/September gap.

Also, Retro is a no show for the 5th year in a row.


Bethesda: A+ (say what you will about Bethesda, they delivered)
Ubisoft: B (Asscreed looks better than expected. No splinter cell was a bit of a letdown)
Square Enix: C (we knew what to expect, Tomb Raider looks really good but nothing new)
EA: F (Battlefield V was the only thing worth a damn and they showed very little. In fact they didn't show much of anything except the live raping of C&C)

Overall this E3 is pretty great though. Some cool games coming this year (Tomb Raider, Smash Bros., Battlefield V, Soul Calibur IV and others), some really good shit coming next year.
Although I think half will be delayed past Q1 2019 as right now a dozen games are scheduled to release on February 22nd 2019 for whatever reason.

Next year will probably be the next gen blow-out. Microsoft has the studios to prepare. Sony obviously has their teams working on PS5 games already.
So Q1/Q2 2019 will see an insane number of late current gen titles. Late 2019 will see Xbox Two and PS5 (or just one of them).

If anything this E3 showed that the recession is well and truly over. Production values are through the roof, weird shit is getting paid for.


...

Seriously you can't tell me Nintendo isn't able to crunch out Yoshi in time for holiday 2018.  :doge
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Boredfrom on June 12, 2018, 07:24:10 PM
I just want to know if I can see my hot corporate samurai chick in skin thigh suit in game, cd Projekt...
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2018, 07:35:29 PM
I just want to know if I can see my hot corporate samurai chick in skin thigh suit in game, cd Projekt...

Apparently conversations and cut scenes will be (mostly? exclusively?) in 3rd person so yes.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Dennis on June 12, 2018, 08:28:23 PM
My games of the show:

1. Cyberpunk 2077
2. Metro Exodus
3. TLOU2
4. RE2 Remake
5. Assassin's Creed Odyssey
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: naff on June 12, 2018, 09:15:20 PM
quite funny how bad, and cringey, the Ghosts of Tsushima reveal was
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2018, 09:32:27 PM
1. Lootbox Coin
1a. Fire Emblem: Three Houses
1b. Cyberpunk 2077
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: TVC15 on June 12, 2018, 09:35:18 PM
My rankings:
1. AC Odyssey
2. Kinda sexy homeless dude I saw passed out while walking to work. Gross feet but I can deal. They looked diseased.
3. Dying suddenly
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Post by: Huff on June 12, 2018, 09:43:38 PM
 :yuck video game conference ranking  :yuck

You losers: suck my D-
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 12, 2018, 09:53:46 PM
Halo Soft Reboot coming to PC

That was shot down by Frankie.
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 12, 2018, 09:54:25 PM
what part, the reboot or the PC part
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 12, 2018, 10:00:03 PM
what part, the reboot or the PC part

PC Part. Halo 5 Guardians if I'm reading 21337 right. That was a "mistake" or whatever and "no plans for PC at the moment."
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Post by: TVC15 on June 12, 2018, 10:01:23 PM
I like gaming in general, so I don't really care or consider "exclusives" as something that makes or breaks a conference.

So, in the end, I don't really care if I can get 99% of the games on PC or PS4. I just care about what they showed and how fun it's going to be.

Xbox had:
Halo Soft Reboot coming to PC — Zzzz. Halo was never very good outside co-op.
Ori — I forgot about this. I should play the first one now that I got a Bone.
Fromsoft's more gamey version of Ghosts of Tushima, (which I might honestly enjoy better) — From is in the shithouse for abandoning Armored Core. Fuck this trash.
Fallout 76 (Which came off pretty interesting) — Eh, lost interest when I heard it was multiplayer. Maybe I’ll read more.
Metro — Didn’t know a new one was coming, but I was never big on this series.
Kingdom Hearts 3 Gameplay (With some sick Pirates world gameplay) — Given Square’s recent track record, I’m taking a non-hyped wait and see approach on this one. I’m sure it looks great.
A Forza game that actually looks worth a damn — dun care
Tales of Vesperia + New Content — Hasn’t every Tales game since Vesperia basically been new Vesperia content?
Session — dunno what this is
DMC V — This’ll probably be at least good if they don’t half-ass it, which is a possibility.
More Cuphead — first one was too hard for me to enjoy
Dying Light with Chris Avellone designing RPG elements — ehhhhhhhhh, how much is Avellone involved? Is he actually designing elements or is he just writing?
Battletoads - not into furry shit
Tunic — dunno what this is
Just Cause 4 — Not worth getting excited for after last game
Cyberpunk 2077 — Looks like it’s going to be an enormous failure. Pray for reboots

 Like, those are all fantastic games that I'm really wanting play, and I excluded a bunch of big titles, like Gears and We Happy Few, that I personally don't care for. Also, almost all of those had gameplay!

I’m just piggybacking off your nice list—I love you but I ain’t stalking you.

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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 12, 2018, 10:06:32 PM
what part, the reboot or the PC part

PC Part. Halo 5 Guardians if I'm reading 21337 right. That was a "mistake" or whatever and "no plans for PC at the moment."

fuck these useless pieces of shit
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2018, 10:10:49 PM
My rankings:
1. AC Odyssey
2. Kinda sexy homeless dude I saw passed out while walking to work. Gross feet but I can deal. They looked diseased.
3. Dying suddenly

(https://i.imgur.com/at9C3qH.png)
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Post by: tiesto on June 12, 2018, 10:23:57 PM
Well, they showed DQ11 and Octopath Traveler this E3, it's not like those are 'new' announcements by any means but they're still my 2 most wanted games for the next few months. Was curious about that Babylon's Fall game, even though we saw just a timeline. Most of it was pretty boring, MS had the best pacing (apart from that super generic Division game taking way too much time) and some good announcements (Vesperia, Battletoads, Sekioh, DMC5, Ori 2). The more I've been seeing and hearing about Cyberpunk, the less I'm interested... was seriously hoping for the dark noir style and not something that looks very Sunset Overdrive-ish that's in the first person. Nintendo really got into the weeds with Smash, like I mean having every character from all the other games is badass but I didn't need to see specifics about how Falco and Fox's final smashes differ :P Wish they had some big surprises there, like that one conference where they went ahead and revealed Xenoblade 2, SMT5, and gave the first look at Octopath Traveler.

Sony's conference was fucking terrible. Old guy with a banjo almost got me hyped it was gonna be a new Phalanx :P Ghosts of Tsushima looks nice but their games just look like your super scripted setpiece games I'm not really all that into. RE2 and Ni-oh 2 were cool announcements. Didn't bother with Bethesda/Ubisoft/EA since I am not into their games at all (well, I watched the Doom 2 teaser separately).
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Post by: toku on June 12, 2018, 10:57:25 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9UECJSG.jpg)
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2018, 11:14:05 PM
While I do think 343's art direction has been a bit too busy. It still looked way better than any Bungie Hall pre Reach. Halo looked so lame before.
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Post by: Boredfrom on June 12, 2018, 11:44:35 PM
My rankings:
1. AC Odyssey
2. Kinda sexy homeless dude I saw passed out while walking to work. Gross feet but I can deal. They looked diseased.
3. Dying suddenly

(https://i.imgur.com/at9C3qH.png)

Feels like one step to be a Reee shitpost...
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 13, 2018, 12:13:50 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/9UECJSG.jpg)

https://twitter.com/MahriaZook/status/876834401757175809

https://twitter.com/Polygon/status/1005129218215178240
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Post by: Boredfrom on June 13, 2018, 12:22:52 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/9UECJSG.jpg)

https://twitter.com/MahriaZook/status/876834401757175809

https://twitter.com/Polygon/status/1005129218215178240

EA was abysmal, at least Bethesda confirmed Doom sequel.
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Post by: Nola on June 13, 2018, 12:26:35 AM
So I'm reading the PC Gamer write up and I guess Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is in fact not a soulsborne game at all. There are no RPG mechanics, classes, or levels, just occasional items that upgrade your equipment and gadgets. An action-adventure game not an RPG.

As someone that is partial to Soulsborne style games that is kind of disappointing....Though I guess there is still Nioh 2.
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Post by: Boredfrom on June 13, 2018, 12:30:53 AM
I think is great if only because I was afraid they were going stale.
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 13, 2018, 12:33:38 AM
EA was abysmal, at least Bethesda confirmed Doom sequel.

Note the year of that tweet, bb. ;)
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Post by: naff on June 13, 2018, 12:41:24 AM
the character progression rpg elements were pretty secondary for me in soulsborne. i like them focusing on a fresh action game a la what bloodborne was doing.
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Post by: EVOL on June 13, 2018, 01:18:41 AM
I don't even have a modern video game console and I'm excited for DMC5 and RE2. I guess I'll pick up a PS4 for those two and Soulcalibur next year.

Cyberpunk being first person is disappointing since I wanted that mostly because I wanted to see a cyborg ass swaying in front of me for 50 hours  :esports
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Post by: Bebpo on June 13, 2018, 02:44:24 AM
So I'm reading the PC Gamer write up and I guess Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is in fact not a soulsborne game at all. There are no RPG mechanics, classes, or levels, just occasional items that upgrade your equipment and gadgets. An action-adventure game not an RPG.

As someone that is partial to Soulsborne style games that is kind of disappointing....Though I guess there is still Nioh 2.

Bloodborne didn't have classes. Did it even have levels besides weapon levels? All I remember is you can upgrade your weapon level and put an accessory item on or something. I'd be really surprised if Sekiro isn't Bloodborne 2-ish. Maybe with a bit more focus on action than even bloodborne. Like I'm sure there will be swords with starts and accessories and you can probably upgrade them.
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 13, 2018, 04:18:45 AM
Then maybe Sekiro can become the next best thing to Ninja Gaiden or Onimusha or something. We're swimming way too hard in A-RPGs this gen anyway, even God of War tacked on RPG stats for no reason (other than being hip, I guess). So this seems like a good thing for now. Then maybe the game isn't so redundant with two Niohs on the market either.
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 13, 2018, 04:23:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPdW-WZCnUY
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 13, 2018, 05:15:58 AM
tbh more RE7 (in 3rd person) than RE4.
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Post by: EVOL on June 13, 2018, 05:51:02 AM
Shit's going to be intense as hell if you end up being swarmed
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 13, 2018, 06:24:21 AM
It looks so fucking good.

I'm there day 1.
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Post by: MMaRsu on June 13, 2018, 07:33:49 AM
I am also interested in Viewtiful Joe 3
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Post by: demi on June 13, 2018, 08:09:51 AM
https://streamable.com/xaqwu
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Post by: toku on June 13, 2018, 08:18:38 AM
https://twitter.com/TheAfroSmash/status/1006234577332039680
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Post by: bork on June 13, 2018, 08:29:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9P_DALesIU

Looking a little more like the older games (just without all the other Sega characters, boo, hiss) and I see drifting is there as expected, but it still looks so...SANIC.
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Post by: bork on June 13, 2018, 09:06:28 AM
Well, that about wraps it up for the Switch.  It's all over, Nintendo is doomed, etc etc.

https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/1006856723502698496
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Post by: Svejk on June 13, 2018, 09:08:59 AM
However, Sekiro is the biggest disappointment so far for me... such a wasted opportunity AND coming right after Nioh.

Sekiro - no character progression, no character creator, no stats, no armor. Ehh.
Agreed... and the main character looks horribly bland and generic too. 
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Post by: Svejk on June 13, 2018, 09:11:00 AM
Well, that about wraps it up for the Switch.  It's all over, Nintendo is doomed, etc etc.

https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/1006856723502698496
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/1808f11c5cbe69016d6ef7f8c3397a81/tenor.gif?itemid=5564467)
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Post by: nachobro on June 13, 2018, 09:13:19 AM
Yeah Smash and Pokemon never move units ::) :lol
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Post by: Tasty on June 13, 2018, 10:02:54 AM
Smash and Pokemon move more units than 3D Mario or Zelda, lol. Switch's second year is gonna be monstrous.

But media/investors always do the opposite - bad news usually raises the stock price more than good news does, and vice versa.
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Post by: TVC15 on June 13, 2018, 10:37:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPdW-WZCnUY

Holy shit this looks incredible.

It does, except the terrible Leon design :(
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 13, 2018, 10:48:32 AM
Claire is worse, she's been Jill'ed.
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Post by: Tasty on June 13, 2018, 10:51:56 AM
Capcom really, truly hates keeping characters consistent across games, huh? :thinking
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Post by: Let's Cyber on June 13, 2018, 10:58:09 AM
For a younger Leon model, I think it's fine. He turned out 100x better than Chris.  :yuck
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 13, 2018, 11:01:38 AM
https://streamable.com/xaqwu

(https://i.imgur.com/tNyqAHp.png)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 13, 2018, 12:08:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPAm7sHbZQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__zJKpkOHHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qta3gVYhWx8

Squamous/10
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Post by: demi on June 13, 2018, 12:53:33 PM
For a younger Leon model, I think it's fine. He turned out 100x better than Chris.  :yuck

Yeah, he was always supposed to look like some young pretty boy in RE2. I think the initial inspiration was DiCaprio from Titanic.

I mean there's plenty of other "RE2-era" art of Leon where he doesnt look like he fucks pigs in the shed out back. They couldnt get inspiration from that?

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mZaIBAkhlds/maxresdefault.jpg)
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 13, 2018, 12:54:05 PM
Yeah, he was always supposed to look like some young pretty boy in RE2. I think the initial inspiration was DiCaprio from Titanic.

No, you must be thinking of everyone's favorite: Steve!
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Post by: Bebpo on June 13, 2018, 01:38:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPAm7sHbZQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__zJKpkOHHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qta3gVYhWx8

Squamous/10

I’m confused are these two seperate games?
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Post by: kingv on June 13, 2018, 01:41:06 PM
Smash and Pokemon move more units than 3D Mario or Zelda, lol. Switch's second year is gonna be monstrous.

But media/investors always do the opposite - bad news usually raises the stock price more than good news does, and vice versa.

To be fair, they are probably only going to have like 2 or 3 games on the top 10 charts of the npd for 2018, even though they will be comparing physical only vs digital + physical.
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Post by: Nintex on June 13, 2018, 01:48:33 PM
I think investors got spooked that Pokemon hits November and Smash Bros. December with fuck all first-party wise in between.

But hey they are inverstors, they probably accidently hit 'sell' after a coke and hookers binge session
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Post by: bork on June 13, 2018, 02:34:36 PM
I think investors got spooked that Pokemon hits November and Smash Bros. December with fuck all first-party wise in between.

But hey they are inverstors, they probably accidently hit 'sell' after a coke and hookers binge session

Mario Tennis and Captain Toad coming soon
:rejoice
Stocks to jump up 1000%
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Post by: kingv on June 13, 2018, 02:38:24 PM
Mario Party Switch!

Labo 2!

The Vitality Sensor!
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Post by: Tasty on June 13, 2018, 02:39:15 PM
I mean the release schedule until Pokemon is still fairly packed.

Mario Tennis, Wolfenstein II, Crash Trilogy, Rabbids DK DLC, Octopath Traveler, Captain Toad, Okami, MH Gen Ultimate, Dark Souls, and Mega Man 11 all coming out between now and November.
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Post by: bork on June 13, 2018, 03:02:39 PM
I mean the release schedule until Pokemon is still fairly packed.

Mario Tennis, Wolfenstein II, Crash Trilogy, Rabbids DK DLC, Octopath Traveler, Captain Toad, Okami, MH Gen Ultimate, Dark Souls, and Mega Man 11 all coming out between now and November.

It is -anyone who says the Switch gets no games is full of creamy shit since it gets releases weekly- but in this case I think they mean big Nintendo IPs or third party releases only on Switch, and there's really not that much out there.  Not that there's shitloads of Sony or MS only games out there, either.
:idont
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Post by: D3RANG3D on June 13, 2018, 03:03:55 PM
no gaems
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Post by: bork on June 13, 2018, 03:05:19 PM
no gaems

 :trigger :trigger :trigger

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE VITA 2.0 SWITCH LIKE THAT

:stop
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 13, 2018, 03:31:38 PM
2 cthulu games, I want them to be good somehow

So far my favourite Cthulu game is Elder Signs, Cthulu flavour but also an actual game
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 13, 2018, 03:32:57 PM
I mean the release schedule until Pokemon is still fairly packed.

Mario Tennis, Wolfenstein II, Crash Trilogy, Rabbids DK DLC, Octopath Traveler, Captain Toad, Okami, MH Gen Ultimate, Dark Souls, and Mega Man 11 all coming out between now and November.

Also, while I personally think its shit, the flavour of the year game Fortnite came put like yesterday

I also despise smash but acknowledge its a big thing
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 13, 2018, 03:48:00 PM
I’m confused are these two seperate games?

Ya, Sinking City is being developed by Frogwares (the developer of all the Sherlock Holmes games) and Call of Cthulhu is developed by Cyanide (who makes Blood Bowl and Tour de France games :doge ). I think I'm most interested in Sinking City atm, but I hope they're both good.
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Post by: Bebpo on June 13, 2018, 03:50:36 PM
I’m confused are these two seperate games?

Ya, Sinking City is being developed by Frogwares (the developer of all the Sherlock Holmes games) and Call of Cthulhu is developed by Cyanide (who makes Blood Bowl and Tour de France games :doge ). I think I'm most interested in Sinking City atm, but I hope they're both good.

Oh, neat. I mean that's kinda a weird coincidence to have two games about the exact same thing come out at the same time. But just means 2 chances to get a good game out of it, so cool.

I'm seeing Call of Cthulhu the Puppet Musical next week and so stoked. One of my favorite monsters.
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Post by: toku on June 13, 2018, 04:11:21 PM
Every game has rpg elements now, I'm glad Sekiro is doing something a little different. Especially for From Soft.
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Post by: tiesto on June 13, 2018, 06:13:42 PM
Biggest disappointment this E3 is no Trails localization news.
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Post by: toku on June 13, 2018, 07:15:23 PM
https://twitter.com/dannyodwyer/status/1007024229957525504
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Post by: D3RANG3D on June 13, 2018, 08:35:16 PM
https://youtu.be/vTkKiY6RgAM
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 13, 2018, 08:39:29 PM
Claire is worse, she's been Jill'ed.

She's been Julia Vothed? :confused

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecKveSe34dI
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 13, 2018, 08:43:31 PM
Anyway, all this is moot when the eventual PC version happens and someone remodels the faces as a mod.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And gives me classic formula 2
[close]

:phil
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 13, 2018, 09:46:12 PM
Capcom has been kind of weak with character art recently which is odd because Capcom use to basically be the best when it came to character designs.

But beyond that, man does RE2 look like a dream come true. I'm sorry I couldn't get into first person RE(I'm really not that into FP games, sorry Cyberpunk) and really did'nt want a return to forced camera angels. I never understood why they couldn't make a slow paced survival horror game with RE4's mechanics/camera. You just had to dial down the speed and whatnot. I guess Rev 2 came close to that, but this looks a whole lot better then that.

Though, I still would like a new co-op RE.
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Post by: benjipwns on June 14, 2018, 02:38:36 AM
Well, that about wraps it up for the Switch.  It's all over, Nintendo is doomed, etc etc.

https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/1006856723502698496
the next tweet :lol

https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/1006859441864609792
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Post by: benjipwns on June 14, 2018, 02:48:13 AM
after looking at it, i think Niko Partners is some kind of scam :thinking

Quote
There are many opportunities for licensing Nintendo IP to Film companies, TV companies, merchandise companies and more. Nintendo can do all this without damaging their IP and earn royalty fees whilst they’re at it. Nintendo have the opportunity to go transmedia with their IP and they should take that opportunity.
only the best industry analysis to inform my business decisions :success
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Post by: bluemax on June 14, 2018, 04:41:57 AM
I am also interested in Viewtiful Joe 3

Same.
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 14, 2018, 05:13:09 AM
Claire is worse, she's been Jill'ed.

She's been Julia Vothed? :confused

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecKveSe34dI

she was downgraded like voth to barbie doll

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/59/dc/6e/59dc6edff89fd816bdaace7bd2d72f7c.png)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/f/f7/Resident-evil-revelations-jill-valentine-cutscenes-1-.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120519232648)
[close]
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 14, 2018, 08:07:47 AM
http://blog.bagoum.com/article/06-13-18-sekiro
Quote
Miyazaki: Yes. Within the genre, we especially focused on ninja games. You might be able to tell, but the biggest influence on the early stages of this project was the Tenchu series. We initially considered publishing this under the Tenchu series, but we gave up on that idea quickly. Fundamentally, Tenchu was created by a very different set of developers with idiosyncracies that shone in the work, and if we were to develop under that name, then we feared it would come off as an imitation. So while we received many influences from Tenchu-- including the grappling hook and Ninja Kill-- we created our own foundation for this game.
Quote
Miyazaki: Map design will be very similar to Dark Souls 1. With one exception, the three-dimensional map will be fully interconnected, allowing a high degree of freedom in game progression. The grappling hook will allow you to maneuver effectively through that environment. We think the exploration will be fun.

 :jawalrus
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Post by: MMaRsu on June 14, 2018, 11:30:56 AM
https://youtu.be/RfDTMa8jJG4
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Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 14, 2018, 11:49:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcH-3uORzjU

Quote
All footage in this trailer was captured in-game from a single level.  Welcome... to the Volga!

 :lawd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mMMsp2FbQQ


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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2018, 11:55:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xdXOnZcdNg

Gameplay footage of the Call of Cthulhu game.
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Post by: Kara on June 14, 2018, 12:21:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcH-3uORzjU

*Is that a Dork Souls reference voice* Is that a Doctor Zhivago reference?
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2018, 12:30:31 PM
I could never get into the other Metro games, nothing really wrong with them they just weren't what I was looking for, but Exodus looks amazing. So much STALKER. :lawd
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Post by: bork on June 14, 2018, 12:38:42 PM
I could never get into the other Metro games, nothing really wrong with them they just weren't what I was looking for, but Exodus looks amazing. So much STALKER. :lawd

Maybe it's just me, but I swear people say this about every new Metro game.
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Post by: Kara on June 14, 2018, 01:01:46 PM
Metro is like STALKER in that it's occasionally unplayable. It's not like STALKER in that it's playable the rest of the time.
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Post by: D3RANG3D on June 14, 2018, 01:23:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCLwRMSwK6o
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Post by: paprikastaude on June 14, 2018, 03:26:12 PM
https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/14/17462944/final-fantasy-vii-remake-tetsuya-nomoura-kingdom-hearts-3-delay
"It’s been three years since we’ve seen anything from Square Enix regarding its episodic remake of Final Fantasy VII. The game was a no-show again at E3 this year, but it remains in development, according to Tetsuya Nomura, who has a hand in the title along with directing Kingdom Hearts III. “We are developing [Final Fantasy VII] in parallel, and it’s not just in the early concept stages,” he tells The Verge. “We are actually in development.”The longtime Square Enix developer says he’s been giving equal effort to both highly anticipated games. “So right now, it’s like I’ve been putting in 100 percent into Kingdom Hearts, 100 percent into Final Fantasy VII, 100 percent into Kingdom Hearts... just going back and forth,” he says. “It’s just like [working on] two titles is just going to be one [after Kingdom Hearts III’s launch]. That’s pretty much how I see it.”


 :girlaff
Meanwhile Capcom putting up RE2make in like two and a half years, while also dropping Monster Hunter World and DMC5.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on June 14, 2018, 03:43:45 PM
https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/14/17462944/final-fantasy-vii-remake-tetsuya-nomoura-kingdom-hearts-3-delay
"It’s been three years since we’ve seen anything from Square Enix regarding its episodic remake of Final Fantasy VII. The game was a no-show again at E3 this year, but it remains in development, according to Tetsuya Nomura, who has a hand in the title along with directing Kingdom Hearts III. “We are developing [Final Fantasy VII] in parallel, and it’s not just in the early concept stages,” he tells The Verge. “We are actually in development.”The longtime Square Enix developer says he’s been giving equal effort to both highly anticipated games. “So right now, it’s like I’ve been putting in 100 percent into Kingdom Hearts, 100 percent into Final Fantasy VII, 100 percent into Kingdom Hearts... just going back and forth,” he says. “It’s just like [working on] two titles is just going to be one [after Kingdom Hearts III’s launch]. That’s pretty much how I see it.”


 :girlaff
Meanwhile Capcom putting up RE2make in like two and a half years, while also dropping Monster Hunter World and DMC5.

No that's not how math works
You're putting 50% into Kingdom Hearts and 50% into Final Fantasy
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Post by: bork on June 14, 2018, 03:49:38 PM
https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/14/17462944/final-fantasy-vii-remake-tetsuya-nomoura-kingdom-hearts-3-delay
"It’s been three years since we’ve seen anything from Square Enix regarding its episodic remake of Final Fantasy VII. The game was a no-show again at E3 this year, but it remains in development, according to Tetsuya Nomura, who has a hand in the title along with directing Kingdom Hearts III. “We are developing [Final Fantasy VII] in parallel, and it’s not just in the early concept stages,” he tells The Verge. “We are actually in development.”The longtime Square Enix developer says he’s been giving equal effort to both highly anticipated games. “So right now, it’s like I’ve been putting in 100 percent into Kingdom Hearts, 100 percent into Final Fantasy VII, 100 percent into Kingdom Hearts... just going back and forth,” he says. “It’s just like [working on] two titles is just going to be one [after Kingdom Hearts III’s launch]. That’s pretty much how I see it.”


 :girlaff
Meanwhile Capcom putting up RE2make in like two and a half years, while also dropping Monster Hunter World and DMC5.

No that's not how math works
You're putting 50% into Kingdom Hearts and 50% into Final Fantasy

He can do 300% with an extra boost from all the hoodies and giant zippers.
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 14, 2018, 04:29:56 PM
After a 10 year absence, EA is bringing Madden back to PC! :rejoice
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2018, 05:35:18 PM
After a 10 year absence, EA is bringing Madden back to PC! :rejoice

They're putting 100% into the PC version, 100% into the Xbox version, 100% into the PS4 version. There just wasn't enough 100%'s left for the Switch.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 14, 2018, 05:38:34 PM
just saw the cyberpunk 2077 trailer

so much more interesting than any of the witcher games it's not even funny
Its not funny because it's wrong.
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Post by: Nabbis on June 14, 2018, 05:42:51 PM
Xbox won.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 14, 2018, 06:15:56 PM
https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/14/17462944/final-fantasy-vii-remake-tetsuya-nomoura-kingdom-hearts-3-delay
"It’s been three years since we’ve seen anything from Square Enix regarding its episodic remake of Final Fantasy VII. The game was a no-show again at E3 this year, but it remains in development, according to Tetsuya Nomura, who has a hand in the title along with directing Kingdom Hearts III. “We are developing [Final Fantasy VII] in parallel, and it’s not just in the early concept stages,” he tells The Verge. “We are actually in development.”The longtime Square Enix developer says he’s been giving equal effort to both highly anticipated games. “So right now, it’s like I’ve been putting in 100 percent into Kingdom Hearts, 100 percent into Final Fantasy VII, 100 percent into Kingdom Hearts... just going back and forth,” he says. “It’s just like [working on] two titles is just going to be one [after Kingdom Hearts III’s launch]. That’s pretty much how I see it.”


 :girlaff
Meanwhile Capcom putting up RE2make in like two and a half years, while also dropping Monster Hunter World and DMC5.

No that's not how math works
You're putting 50% into Kingdom Hearts and 50% into Final Fantasy

It's cool, I think Nomura just went to the Scott Steiner school of mathematics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI
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Post by: naff on June 14, 2018, 06:41:26 PM
man I'm hype for first person cyberpunk. the deus ex sequel we needed, but don't deserve. cd projekt red :bow2 :rejoice :salute

i actually fucking loved Human Revolution.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: naff on June 14, 2018, 06:42:43 PM
look forward to getting sick tryna traverse night city with hack vive vr mods  :doge
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Post by: Nintex on June 14, 2018, 07:04:09 PM
Most E3 journo's think Cyberpunk is the best game at E3. Followed by Resident Evil 2 and Smash Bros. .  :rejoice

Deus Ex by Witcher devs  :whew

Resident Evil 2 with the wonders of modern technology and the gore level tuned up to 11 :lawd

Smash Bros. with all characters and Melee like speed and mechanics  :dead
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Post by: naff on June 14, 2018, 07:05:26 PM
all the soulsborne fans worried about sekiro are gonna be licking FromSofts ass with the depth of the sword artz skill tree
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: naff on June 14, 2018, 07:08:07 PM
Most E3 journo's think Cyberpunk is the best game at E3. Followed by Resident Evil 2 and Smash Bros. .  :rejoice

when that exclusivo e3 journo footage gonna leak though  :'(
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 14, 2018, 07:24:15 PM
Also, I know that apparently I'm the only one that gives a shit, but was Fire Emblem playable on the show floor? Was it journo only? Anything???
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Post by: thisismyusername on June 14, 2018, 09:25:49 PM
Also, I know that apparently I'm the only one that gives a shit, but was Fire Emblem playable on the show floor? Was it journo only? Anything???

Nintendo: Hit the Lever in Fire Emblem Heroes, friendo.
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Post by: bluemax on June 14, 2018, 10:37:40 PM
Today at E3 Hideo Kojima accidentally cut me in line to get in. Also I met the voice of 2B from Nier Automata and got a picture with her and totally fanboyed.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
She called me 9S!
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Post by: eleuin on June 14, 2018, 11:08:32 PM
Today at E3 Hideo Kojima accidentally cut me in line to get in. Also I met the voice of 2B from Nier Automata and got a picture with her and totally fanboyed.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
She called me 9S!
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The dream  :noah
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bluemax on June 14, 2018, 11:40:57 PM
It's funny because I was standing there telling me co-workers about Nier as I saw some girls I had chatted up at a party the night before (about Nier, they were massive fans), and then I see someone walking by in an Emil T-shirt and I tapped them and said "Hey nice shirt!" and she turns to me and goes, "Thanks I voice 2B!", (her hair was different from the last time I saw her which is why I didn't auto recognize her) so I asked her for a selfie and gushed a whole bunch. And then she said "thanks for your service 9S!".
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: toku on June 15, 2018, 12:18:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrtEJqhhhLY
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Svejk on June 15, 2018, 08:46:19 AM
Nioh 2 will allow you to create a character.    :preach Thank you, Team Ninja!
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: paprikastaude on June 15, 2018, 09:35:31 AM
But Wiriam-sama :fbm
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: bork on June 15, 2018, 09:36:46 AM
It's funny because I was standing there telling me co-workers about Nier as I saw some girls I had chatted up at a party the night before (about Nier, they were massive fans), and then I see someone walking by in an Emil T-shirt and I tapped them and said "Hey nice shirt!" and she turns to me and goes, "Thanks I voice 2B!", (her hair was different from the last time I saw her which is why I didn't auto recognize her) so I asked her for a selfie and gushed a whole bunch. And then she said "thanks for your service 9S!".

Her?
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sonicw/images/6/62/Loscon1218x.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170625222424)
(https://awa-con.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Kira-Buckland-Anime-Weekend-Atlanta.png)
(She has some pretty unflattering and nice pictures in a google search)

She also voices Falke in SFV
:uguu
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Post by: kingv on June 15, 2018, 09:53:59 AM
She often looks like she just smelled a fart....
I’d let her smell my farts.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 15, 2018, 11:45:14 AM
When anime fandom goes too far.
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Post by: Svejk on June 15, 2018, 01:23:59 PM
all the soulsborne fans worried about sekiro are gonna be licking FromSofts ass with the depth of the sword artz skill tree
It seems too, that they're giving a small bit of fan service to Tenchu fans too..

Quote
Sekiro also has "light stealth mechanics." Instantly fatal stealth kills on enemies can help even the odds. You can press up against walls, hang off of ledges, and crouch in grass to stay hidden. If anyone wanders too close, you can finish them off Assassin's Creed style.

What's great about this is how it changes the approach to combat. Instead of facing most enemies head-on like you would in Dark Souls (or cheesing the hell out of them if you're a wimp like me), Sekiro's stealth and more open environments play to all sorts of strategies. In one encounter, the shinobi killed off an enemy sniper and then leapt onto a trailing guard, turning what should have been a five versus one fight into a much more approachable three on one.
https://www.pcgamer.com/embargoed-11am-pdt-sekiro-from-softwares-next-game-subverts-nearly-everything-weve-come-to-expect-from-dark-souls/

And these pics...  that Tenchu style grittiness is shining through in certain ways too...
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/yyTGsd38Hfvyuheq9Fjijh.jpg)
(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/MARvr2TokwGMo2gTPZQNbm.jpg)
(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/ouen2WxquQcaJvzbcAwAsi.jpg)
(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/YcD3uxQVoZ6t6spmfw8Vbi.jpg)
(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/3VQoAHeUAc2gbD6jqXtiah.jpg)
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I was hesitant at first impression, but I'm really liking the direction they're going with this the more I learn of it...  I'm completely sold now.
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Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 16, 2018, 12:04:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/3e7tha3.jpg)
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 16, 2018, 12:13:04 AM
*
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 16, 2018, 12:59:59 AM
k.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on June 16, 2018, 12:28:17 PM
https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/14/17462944/final-fantasy-vii-remake-tetsuya-nomoura-kingdom-hearts-3-delay
"It’s been three years since we’ve seen anything from Square Enix regarding its episodic remake of Final Fantasy VII. The game was a no-show again at E3 this year, but it remains in development, according to Tetsuya Nomura, who has a hand in the title along with directing Kingdom Hearts III. “We are developing [Final Fantasy VII] in parallel, and it’s not just in the early concept stages,” he tells The Verge. “We are actually in development.”The longtime Square Enix developer says he’s been giving equal effort to both highly anticipated games. “So right now, it’s like I’ve been putting in 100 percent into Kingdom Hearts, 100 percent into Final Fantasy VII, 100 percent into Kingdom Hearts... just going back and forth,” he says. “It’s just like [working on] two titles is just going to be one [after Kingdom Hearts III’s launch]. That’s pretty much how I see it.”


 :girlaff
Meanwhile Capcom putting up RE2make in like two and a half years, while also dropping Monster Hunter World and DMC5.

This is the same kind of math that let Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within happen.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: mormapope on June 16, 2018, 01:06:28 PM
Nier Automata is coming to Xbone. Would be very nice if Nier Gesalt is made backwards compatible.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 16, 2018, 02:13:36 PM
k.
sorry, wrong thread.  :-*
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 16, 2018, 04:39:25 PM
All good.
Either way an apt comment for a meme shitpost.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: G The Resurrected on June 16, 2018, 11:14:37 PM
E3 was a chore this year for me, but it was definitely different than last year. The floor and the overall experience was muted and had a dead energy around it. Really enjoyed Cyberpunk 77' demo, KH3, and Rage 2 the most out of the things I saw. Missed my opportunity to buy the Gild Design Death Stranding necklace at the PS gear store, they only had 40 of them... someone help me find one!

I'll post a longer recap of my experience when i get a chance to go over notes and finish compiling recordings/interviews.
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 18, 2018, 08:38:36 AM
Just tell us about Cyberpunk ffs
Title: Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
Post by: MMaRsu on June 18, 2018, 09:44:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdxOB6qGccI

HITMAN 2 GAMEPLAY ZOPMFAUYFHAUDYFDAF :o