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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: chronovore on August 07, 2018, 06:38:48 PM

Title: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on August 07, 2018, 06:38:48 PM
We are experiencing global climate change. Terrible weather is the new normal.

We have threads for politics and things which look like they might escalate into loss-of-life situations. Here's one for the danger that faces the entire planet.

Have some proof:
https://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/

Here is softball-sized hail falling in August.
http://digg.com/2018/colorado-springs-hail-softball
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on August 07, 2018, 06:42:16 PM
Too late now we can't do anything about it but search for a new planet and start a colony before all our crops fail.  :fbm
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on August 07, 2018, 06:46:14 PM
Too late now we can't do anything about it but search for a new planet and start a colony before all our crops fail.  :fbm

Easy there, Elon…
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 07, 2018, 06:46:45 PM
Hottest summer on record in Oklahoma was 2011; the summer of 2012 ranked 10th all-time. We got a bit of reprieve since then, but this summer has been blistering again. I'm really not looking forward to summers here in 20-30 years.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on August 07, 2018, 06:47:01 PM
https://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/tabledata_v3/GLB.Ts+dSST.txt

Chart of the global monthly temperature, in 1/100th °C, as compared to the 1951-1980 average.

The NOAA (https://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/cag/global/time-series) data seems to be used more than the NASA data, but they're very close. The Japanese Meteorological Society has one here (https://ds.data.jma.go.jp/tcc/tcc/products/gwp/temp/ann_wld.html). The UK-compiled one is here (https://crudata.uea.ac.uk/cru/data/temperature/).
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nola on August 07, 2018, 06:48:40 PM
https://www.co2.earth/daily-co2

This one is fun. You can track the nice accelerating rise in atmospheric CO2 concentration.

Wake up every day and wonder how fucked we will be when the planet’s delayed response to the changes finally catches up to the newest number.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on August 07, 2018, 06:49:50 PM
Counterpoint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq_Bj-av3g0
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: NTR on August 07, 2018, 07:01:36 PM
Too late now we can't do anything about it but search for a new planet and start a colony before all our crops fail.  :fbm

And no one will get to go except rich white people  :fbm
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on August 07, 2018, 07:02:50 PM
We can't reverse this and if we do so we also meddle with nature.

Mankind would have to meddle with nature with chemicals or whatever to fix this on a global scale. impossible.
Because even though we know the temperature is rising we don't know how to bring it down. We only know how to 'slow' it down.
At least we think we know, we don't have enough reliable data yet to be sure that reducing CO2 will actually do anything at this point.
It's basically a ticking time bomb.

There have never been so many people on this planet as there are today. And they've never been as prosperous as they are today.
Africa is entering the 'dump your (industrial) waste into the river' phase now that they are finally industrializing.
As China and India are just slowly catching on to regulations. (but mostly because of the smog that would otherwise literally kill them)

Not to mention the whole thing will be sped up once Siberia gets 'warm' enough for the Russians to extract the other natural resources that are now below thick ice.
And as always the population will continue to grow causing even more problems.

Celebrities flying to climate events with planes won't solve this and our industrialized societies will never produce less waste (only more waste).

We're basically fucked unless we find a new planet.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on August 07, 2018, 07:09:28 PM
Mankind would have to meddle with nature with chemicals or whatever to fix this on a global scale.

Maybe dial back the technical jargon there, professor.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Atramental on August 07, 2018, 07:10:18 PM
Well, it was nice knowing you guys.  :goty2
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: TVC15 on August 07, 2018, 07:16:24 PM
I’ll be dead in like ten years. You’ll take my real man plastic straws from my cold dead hands. Choke the whales. Burn the planet. Eat the children.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nabbis on August 07, 2018, 07:19:18 PM
Meh, i like my warm summers.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: team filler on August 07, 2018, 07:21:13 PM
 :lol weather is perfect where I live
(https://i.imgur.com/4667WWx.png)

so long suckaz  8)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 07, 2018, 07:23:20 PM
where do you live  :doge
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Atramental on August 07, 2018, 07:23:37 PM
Alaska.  :doge
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 07, 2018, 07:25:11 PM
can he see Russia from his house?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Assimilate on August 08, 2018, 12:42:34 AM
Wise money is all trying to buy places in scandinavia.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Trent Dole on August 08, 2018, 03:12:30 AM
It's like 90 all the fucking time here right now. Temp was in the 70s for a few days near last weekend and it was super wonderful. On the plus side merely being in the 80s feels comfy now. :-[
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: curly on August 08, 2018, 03:15:06 AM
yeah don't think we've had a high under 90 in 3 weeks or so
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: team filler on August 08, 2018, 04:08:33 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/zrphmgZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on August 08, 2018, 06:08:03 AM
Bernie flew planes to his millennial ralies

(https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/with-his-wife-jane-by-his-side-democratic-presidential-candidate-picture-id538821554)

Bernie ain't saving shit  :foodcourt
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mupepe on August 08, 2018, 07:59:23 AM
In a few years skimpy clothing in a professional workplace will be the norm because it will be too hot :drool
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on August 08, 2018, 09:32:43 AM
In a few years skimpy clothing in a professional workplace will be the norm because it will be too hot :drool
Miniskirt Monday
Thong Tuesday

Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Brehvolution on August 08, 2018, 10:25:05 AM
Who knew converting billions of tons of fossil fuels into gas would have such an adverse effect on the planet?  :whatsthedeal

If only we had people who spent decades researching these effect and could come up with ideas on how to combat this trend.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 08, 2018, 10:45:04 AM
I think the hyper-focus on Co2 is overblown. It gets the focus because it's the longest-lasting GHG, but it's looking at the cart and not the horse.

Every day humans are mining, diverting, spraying trillions and trillions of liters of water into the atmosphere. Every corner of the world, 24 hours a day.  Water vapor is the greatest GHG of them all and while it only stays in the air for 10 days, if you are just continually reintroducing that water back into the atmosphere (and incrementally more every year), it never actually leaves at all. Like a juggler that always has 4 balls in the air while juggling, but you slowly introduce a new ball every few decades. As the needs/wants of people increase (due to more people) this effect just keeps growing larger.

Also, soot (black carbon) is continually being pushed out by us, because we require burning biomass to  surivive. Particulates land on ice formations and help melt them faster than they normally would, introducing even more water vapor into the air.

Land use is another huge issue. We've paved over millions of square miles, we've eradicated millions of square miles of swamp land, we've dammed up rivers and made lakes. In just 200 years we've made an incredible, drastic change on the hydrosphere of this planet.

It's magical thinking (and a waste of resources) to suppose that if we eliminate Co2 emissions that somehow we will "lock"  global temperature in at a comfortable range.  Our effect on the hydrosphere, our ever growing needs to change land and our constant pollution of particulates (soot) is still going to continue unabated.

Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Himu on August 08, 2018, 10:54:27 AM
how you can contribute to helping in your own way:

Eating less meat.
Using the bus more if possible.
Hope and pray that we find a solution to this.

Conservatives far too often mock climate change, saying these issues are contemporary bad science. It’s like they don’t give a shit at the expense of the planet.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 08, 2018, 12:47:41 PM
I am very pessimistic on the whole climate change thing.
For example: The 15 largest cargo ships put out more noxious gasses than all the cars in the world combined. 15.
Sure, we can try to make cars more efficient, but you'd have to affect every car in the world and you'd still not touch these 15. Yet, we get a bunch of actions on cars instead of cargo ships? Why? Because money of course.  And there's tons of stuff like this where it's like "Sure, you could eat less meat." But everyone would have to do that to move that needle. Or we could be smarter about our biggest polluters. But we won't because they have money and power.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on August 08, 2018, 01:05:15 PM
I am very pessimistic on the whole climate change thing.
For example: The 15 largest cargo ships put out more noxious gasses than all the cars in the world combined. 15.

That may be true for certain types of non-GHG pollutants (a quick google suggests sulfuric gases), but in terms of global climate change cars have a much larger impact.

https://www.epa.gov/greenvehicles/fast-facts-transportation-greenhouse-gas-emissions
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on August 08, 2018, 01:09:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyd2C_R0xu8
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 08, 2018, 01:31:13 PM
I am very pessimistic on the whole climate change thing.
For example: The 15 largest cargo ships put out more noxious gasses than all the cars in the world combined. 15.

That may be true for certain types of non-GHG pollutants (a quick google suggests sulfuric gases), but in terms of global climate change cars have a much larger impact.

https://www.epa.gov/greenvehicles/fast-facts-transportation-greenhouse-gas-emissions
Oh true. But the point stands. If you go after companies you'll make a bigger impact than trying to get millions/billions to change their ways. But we're approaching it in the most inefficient way, trying to get everyone to change their consumption while leaving the biggest polluters to largely do as they will.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on August 08, 2018, 01:39:50 PM
I completely agree.
"Hey Nintex, please separate the plastic clips from the packaging when you throw it away. Otherwise we can't offset the effects daily airstrikes in Yemen have on the planet."


We can hardly get these sort of things arranged on a continental basis. It will never work globally and thus it will never be solved.
So should we stop trying? No, because less pollution has other effects on our immediate environment.
However we should also seriously consider investing in plan B knowing that plan A will never work.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Corporal on August 09, 2018, 11:42:16 AM
As a German, saying that is lunacy given the sheer amount of jobs connected to them - but I really hope the big traditional car makers get their comeuppance for being utterly shitty greedy fucks.

Dieselgate really gets me down whenever I think about this stuff, since it's the most blatant and obvious fuckery in the face of willful, direct, large-scale, endangerment of human life. (Not even considering that they were fucking with our planet on an even grander scale, that's just the cherry on top.) This is as cut-and-dry and high-profile as a case can be, really.

And yet... a buncha fancy-sounding fines that bothered them none, a couple of well-paid peeps had to go earn their money elsewhere, there was some public outrage for a few weeks - and after the news cycle had switched over to whatever was next, no one cared anymore. The cars didn't magically become less designed to spew out noxious fumes, still continue to kill people every day in cities around the world. It's not like they went poof once the fines were handed out, and the fixes the industry proposed are mostly just cost-effective PR stunts. This is a direct threat to thousands, and it was designed that way.

If I meticulously planned out and then at great cost implemented a plan to viciously choke-murder a couple of people every day worldwide, I'd get locked away in the slammer for the rest of my life and probably get shanked by my inmates for being a vile monster. Purposefully breaking the rules on that scale, with demonstrable immediate effects and at-best-unknown-but-certainly-not-good long term consequences should be an existential threat to companies, not this kinda hand slappy business.
(http://i.imgur.com/Uf6Mf.jpg)

And yes, worldwide connected industries, global economic downturn, livelihood of millions affected, yadda yadda. Am aware. Still annoyed as fuck my leftie "fat government" fantasy didn't play out.  :-\

I still believe we need a bat signal of sorts. Some sort of global catastrophe that shakes peeps deeply enough to actually make them press for change, and inconvenient enough to keep that pressure going for a while. I had hoped this one would've been it, but eh.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on August 09, 2018, 11:56:20 AM
I still believe we need a bat signal of sorts. Some sort of global catastrophe that shakes peeps deeply enough to actually make them press for change, and inconvenient enough to keep that pressure going for a while. I had hoped this one would've been it, but eh.
This is always what it comes down to when I'm feeling cynical. Shit has to be actively on fire and falling down a cliff for people to care. On a scale that matters, that is.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: toku on August 09, 2018, 12:10:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyd2C_R0xu8

 :-\
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on August 09, 2018, 12:11:13 PM
This article conspicuously doesn't mention anthropogenic climate change (though it does mention climate events), but the underlying point is still relevant.

https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/08/07/global-supply-chains-are-dangerously-easy-to-snap/amp/
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: TVC15 on August 09, 2018, 01:05:22 PM
The planet is far beyond saving. Let’s fuck this bitch while we still can, raw. No vaseline. The only way it will be saved is once we’re gloriously extinct and millions of years have allowed it to heal. Aliens of the future will visit and find evidence of our glorious hedonism, living in awe of a race that said “Fuck the world” and did just that.

All hail humanity and its forthcoming self-genocide! May I live to see it truly begin!

https://youtu.be/aO2dPIdEaR4
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on August 09, 2018, 01:11:50 PM
The Constant is definitely one of the greatest episodes in tv history.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: toku on August 09, 2018, 11:23:02 PM
https://twitter.com/julian0liver/status/1026817512191782912
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Huff on August 09, 2018, 11:30:25 PM
I rode in a bus once.

No thanks. Sorry planet
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: team filler on August 09, 2018, 11:33:41 PM
I'll be riding in a bus soon too, thanks riotous  :-\
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 09, 2018, 11:34:19 PM
Thank god for thread hider. Owned again libs
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Brehvolution on August 10, 2018, 10:20:11 AM
Look like I'll be retiring to Iceland. Do my part in offsetting the 2:1 ratio of women to men.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Himu on August 10, 2018, 10:30:26 AM
If worse comes to worse is it possible to hold the powers that tried to doom the planet because of greed responsible and have a good old fashioned execution or public tickling?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 10, 2018, 11:06:15 AM
If worse comes to worse is it possible to hold the powers that tried to doom the planet because of greed responsible and have a good old fashioned execution or public tickling?
Let's not kid ourselves. They'll be drinking champagne in their vaults as the rest of us suffocate.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 10, 2018, 01:27:52 PM
I’ll be dead in like ten years. You’ll take my real man plastic straws from my cold dead hands. Choke the whales. Burn the planet. Eat the children.

You'll miss out on all the Mad Max hijinks though
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Atramental on August 10, 2018, 02:49:32 PM
https://twitter.com/julian0liver/status/1026817512191782912
My brother and I were thinking about moving to Canada later in life.

This map may further justify that move.  :doge
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 10, 2018, 02:50:57 PM
https://youtu.be/VbX7ASDLwAk
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on August 10, 2018, 03:08:23 PM
If worse comes to worse is it possible to hold the powers that tried to doom the planet because of greed responsible and have a good old fashioned execution or public tickling?

Our planet may be largely uninhabitable, but at least we stayed true to the principle of substantive due process to get there. :american
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 10, 2018, 03:29:08 PM
https://twitter.com/julian0liver/status/1026817512191782912

sucks that everyone's gonna die but there's a small comfort in knowing that eventually my lifelong dream of my hometown being consumed by the ocean will come true
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Himu on August 10, 2018, 03:30:22 PM
The ocean will swallow Houston. Rip
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on August 10, 2018, 09:02:36 PM
I am very pessimistic on the whole climate change thing.
For example: The 15 largest cargo ships put out more noxious gasses than all the cars in the world combined. 15.
Sure, we can try to make cars more efficient, but you'd have to affect every car in the world and you'd still not touch these 15. Yet, we get a bunch of actions on cars instead of cargo ships? Why? Because money of course.  And there's tons of stuff like this where it's like "Sure, you could eat less meat." But everyone would have to do that to move that needle. Or we could be smarter about our biggest polluters. But we won't because they have money and power.

https://amp.theguardian.com/business/2018/aug/08/giant-shipload-of-soybeans-drifts-off-china-victim-of-trade-war-with-us
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: TVC15 on August 10, 2018, 10:07:22 PM
The ocean will swallow Houston. Rip

I’ll take care of you if I’m alive. When is this going down. Like next year?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on August 11, 2018, 06:43:24 AM
The ocean will swallow Houston. Rip

We will finally see if Mother Nature can mess with Texas.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 11, 2018, 07:32:32 AM
how you can contribute to helping in your own way:

Eating less meat.
Using the bus more if possible.
Hope and pray that we find a solution to this.

Conservatives far too often mock climate change, saying these issues are contemporary bad science. It’s like they don’t give a shit at the expense of the planet.

I was scrollinh through all the replies waiting for someone to finally say something that they are doing or can be done.

Respect for being the only positive one
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: toku on August 23, 2018, 09:46:27 PM
https://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/environment/2018/08/news-arctic-permafrost-may-thaw-faster-than-expected?__twitter_impression=true
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: toku on August 25, 2018, 01:52:07 PM
https://twitter.com/PaulMMCooper/status/1033041236674793472
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on October 06, 2018, 03:07:50 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/energy-environment/2018/10/03/climate-scientists-are-struggling-find-right-words-very-bad-news/
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nabbis on October 06, 2018, 04:40:36 PM
 If the space race did not go bust, we would have probably already had that sheet up there at the Lagrangian point. :maf

I really don't believe in all this bullshit of dozens governments co-operating in massive infrastructure changes. Imo you need simple solutions and the most simple one is to just start sterilizing people. Yeah, sounds cruel bla bla bla but it's better than war, famine and ecological disasters.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: curly on October 06, 2018, 09:08:00 PM
Yeah, sounds cruel bla bla bla

An even easier solution would be throwing everyone who says shit like this into a woodchipper
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 09:15:40 PM
It's not politically realistic that multiple governments would cooperate on reducing emissions. We need something politically feasible like a global sterilization regime.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: curly on October 06, 2018, 09:16:44 PM
Yuropean proposes reviving fascism, shocking.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: thisismyusername on October 06, 2018, 10:15:34 PM
Using the bus more if possible.

This one is simply unfeasible in the US. Especially with Trump in office. We currently have infrastructure problems (Kentucky having water problems like Flint, notable (https://www.npr.org/2018/10/03/649850498/you-just-don-t-touch-that-tap-water-unless-absolutely-necessary)), roads/water/etc. Public Transport simply isn't there for these rural communities, and this would require a top-to-bottom shift of funds from the military/etc. to this (and education/support for engineers/etc like that). But that's getting off topic.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nabbis on October 07, 2018, 03:10:06 AM
Yuropean proposes reviving fascism, shocking.

Do you see a future for humanity with infite growth? Snipping off your balls is real the future, mate.  :-*

Im not being completely serious, mostly tongue in cheeck but it quite interesting how attached people are to their instincts even when they are screaming doom and gloom for the world. You can't really go without hard choices. If not controlled birthrates then a decrease in living standards at the very least.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: curly on October 07, 2018, 05:29:17 AM
controlled birthrates doesn't even solve the actual problem which is the need to cut emissions drastically starting immediately
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on October 08, 2018, 08:51:06 PM
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-10-08/climate-change-will-get-worse-these-investors-are-betting-on-it
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 08, 2018, 09:56:07 PM
Socialize the loses, privatize the profits. :obama
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on October 08, 2018, 09:58:43 PM
Can someone explain to me why I should be concerned about global warming? I'm only worried about mass extinction chain reactions and systemic crop failures due to crop monocultures.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on October 08, 2018, 10:09:51 PM
Can someone explain to me why I should be concerned about global warming? I'm only worried about mass extinction chain reactions and systemic crop failures due to crop monocultures.

This (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=climate+change) is a good starting point.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on October 09, 2018, 05:59:32 AM
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1049144338003976192
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: BisMarckie on October 09, 2018, 06:02:46 AM
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-10-08/climate-change-will-get-worse-these-investors-are-betting-on-it

Après moi le déluge! is the watchword of every capitalist and of every capitalist nation.
:thinking
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Atramental on October 10, 2018, 10:19:49 PM
We’re all irreversibly fucked aren’t we?

There’s no way in hell all of humanity is going to turn on a dime and do what’s necessary to stop an environmental collapse.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on October 11, 2018, 12:56:08 PM
We’re all irreversibly fucked aren’t we?

Under the extant liberal international order? Yup.

Looking forward to politics in my old age being about things like "We have to enact tax credits to encourage the few owners of America's remaining stretches of arable land to grow food for domestic consumption because they're cash cropping" or "How far out should our shoot to kill lines be in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans?"
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Atramental on October 11, 2018, 04:03:41 PM
Welp, time for me to start stockpiling weapons, ammo, food, and water for my compound/fortress up in Alaska.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: eleuin on October 11, 2018, 04:31:35 PM
how are you gonna buy supplies with the IRS breathing down your neck?  :doge
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nabbis on October 11, 2018, 04:35:47 PM
We’re all irreversibly fucked aren’t we?

There’s no way in hell all of humanity is going to turn on a dime and do what’s necessary to stop an environmental collapse.

Nah. Many will die but humanity is not fucked unless we make this place into Venus. I think by the point of a 3.5c we will probably already adapt environmentally friendly societies and can begin a slow reverse of the process.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on October 11, 2018, 04:36:00 PM
We’re all irreversibly fucked aren’t we?

There’s no way in hell all of humanity is going to turn on a dime and do what’s necessary to stop an environmental collapse.
To be fair these environmental collapseionists have been talking about the polar caps melting, sahara mud slides, nuclear winter and peak oil for decades and have been consistently wrong.
They could be right this one time but humans have always adapted to their environment. Also if you like Elon's Tweets you get to join him to escape to the Mars base.

There's too many humans on this planet. That is the real problem that we will have to address someday.
I mean, you can eat all the tofu and install how many solar panels you like. If Earth's population keeps growing you won't change a goddamn thing.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Atramental on October 11, 2018, 04:42:32 PM
Mars is going to be its own unique kind of hell.

I’ll stick to Earth i.e. the hell I’m already familiar with.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Atramental on October 11, 2018, 04:43:51 PM
how are you gonna buy supplies with the IRS breathing down your neck?  :doge
I was able to scrounge up $3,000 and write them a check.

Don’t ask me how though. :goty
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2018, 04:47:21 PM
Don't worry, TVC has been sharing the screen grabs he took. 
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on October 13, 2018, 01:49:40 AM
Looking forward to politics in my old age being about things like "We have to enact tax credits to encourage the few owners of America's remaining stretches of arable land to grow food for domestic consumption because they're cash cropping" or "How far out should our shoot to kill lines be in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans?"

https://twitter.com/RoKhanna/status/1050813229008674816
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: thisismyusername on October 13, 2018, 05:50:08 PM
how are you gonna buy supplies with the IRS breathing down your neck?  :doge

Better yet, how is he going to live in Alaska when we all know the eternal darkness would screw with his mental health.

how are you gonna buy supplies with the IRS breathing down your neck?  :doge
I was able to scrounge up $3,000 and write them a check.

Don’t ask me how though. :goty

Shit, if I knew you were selling your ass for $1,000 a pop... :doge
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: thisismyusername on October 13, 2018, 05:52:00 PM
Looking forward to politics in my old age being about things like "We have to enact tax credits to encourage the few owners of America's remaining stretches of arable land to grow food for domestic consumption because they're cash cropping" or "How far out should our shoot to kill lines be in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans?"

https://twitter.com/RoKhanna/status/1050813229008674816

(https://media.giphy.com/media/sauYjWmJJ18xW/giphy.gif)

God Republicans are irredeemably fucked in the head.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on October 13, 2018, 06:00:51 PM
Y-yeah, Republicans...
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: toku on October 13, 2018, 06:53:46 PM
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/10/un-says-climate-genocide-coming-but-its-worse-than-that.html
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on October 14, 2018, 01:19:53 PM
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/10/un-says-climate-genocide-coming-but-its-worse-than-that.html

I agree about the project being greater than or equal to the scale of U.S. mobilization during the Second World War. I'm pessimistic about that coming to pass because the U.S. and PRC justify their respective regimes domestically with "but we give you cheap stuff" (Not in an explicit, de jure sense, obviously.) and that's not compatible with doing something about the problem. Revolution in either country seems difficult, let alone concurrently and cooperatively.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on October 14, 2018, 06:19:28 PM
The biggest problem the planet faces is not global warming. Global warming is not the cause of global warming.
The cause is the ever expanding population of the world.

In the old days some disease would kill have a continent.
Mother nature would clean house every few decades. However, modern medicine has prevented death on a large scale through diseases.
What's more, areas of the world less equipped to deal with diseases are helped by the more prosperous parts.
When we save a million children we create another potentially million vehicles on the road and a million more carbon footprints.

The other 'thing' that would wipe out enough humans so that humanity itself wouldn't become a problem is warfare. Again in WW1 and 2 millions died.
Sure a baby boom happened also afterwards but for the most part they were giant massacres that killed a huge chunk of the populations of some countries.

The only way to combat global warming is simple.
We'd need to enact one or two child policies and decide to not treat diseases that kill millions every year.
If for example, cancer was cured. I'd have 8 more family members right now. Now extrapolate that to other diseases we've 'cured' over the years.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Assimilate on October 14, 2018, 10:16:47 PM
I have an apartment close to the coast, should I be selling this bitch at its peak before prices crumble in the next few years or the apartment is underwater in 20?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: thisismyusername on October 15, 2018, 12:53:20 AM
I have an apartment close to the coast, should I be selling this bitch at its peak before prices crumble in the next few years or the apartment is underwater in 20?

If you have to ask, then clearly no.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on October 15, 2018, 11:23:44 AM
Ok, it's time to leper Nintex.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on October 15, 2018, 11:34:02 PM
I'm only worried about mass extinction chain reactions and systemic crop failures due to crop monocultures.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2018/10/15/hyperalarming-study-shows-massive-insect-loss/
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Huff on October 16, 2018, 03:03:00 AM
It just snowed in October. Global warming is a scam convince me otherwise
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on October 16, 2018, 02:10:15 PM
Favorite thing about that Nintex post is how he spends multiple paragraphs and gives several examples to explain "lower morbidity has led to a higher population" like it's this really difficult, complex idea that he has just come up with.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Assimilate on October 16, 2018, 04:25:38 PM
I'm really considering..... should I start selling my apartment on the coast? They're redoing the seawall which is going to cost everyone an extra 1-2k for the year which is fucking crazy
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on October 16, 2018, 04:37:38 PM
I have an apartment close to the coast, should I be selling this bitch at its peak before prices crumble in the next few years or the apartment is underwater in 20?

If you have to ask, then clearly no.

Funky motherfuckers will not be told to go.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on October 19, 2018, 06:59:54 PM
This (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=climate+change) is a good starting point.
ok I read this (http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/07/climate-change-earth-too-hot-for-humans.html) and it was pretty bad
I am now Woody Allen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U1-OmAICpU)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on December 09, 2018, 08:22:46 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/07/science/climate-change-mass-extinction.html

 :-\
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on December 10, 2018, 03:53:08 PM
Quote
Fossilized crinoids, marine invertebrates that lived during the Permian Period, found in western Australia.

250 million years ago, Australia was already nightmare fuel central. Nice.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2018, 05:52:08 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/miGAps1.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 11, 2018, 10:41:33 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/gretathunberg/status/1069877730055995392
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 11, 2018, 11:13:58 AM
Quote from: http://time.com/5475293/trump-fossil-fuels-cop-24-katowice/
The Trump Administration Pitched Coal at a Climate Change Conference

The United Nations climate change conference underway here in Poland could play a critical role in the fight to stem greenhouse gas emissions and keep temperatures from rising to unsafe levels.

The Trump Administration showed up to pitch fossil fuels. In a closely watched event Monday on the sidelines of official negotiations, U.S. officials touted natural gas and argued in support of coal’s place in the electricity mix.

“It is important to the overall climate discussion that we consider what’s realistic and pragmatic,” P. Wells Griffith, special assistant to the president for international energy and environment, told the crowd “Energy innovation and fossil fuels will continue to play a leading role.”

Coal, of course, contributes more to greenhouse gases on a unit-per-unit basis than any other electricity source and reducing its role is considered a top priority for scientists who want to address global warming. And climate scientists, along with governments in the vast majority of countries, agree that now is the time to sound the alarm on climate change.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 11, 2018, 05:19:07 PM
bububu clean coal!
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 11, 2018, 05:31:25 PM
Nat Clean Coal  :doge
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 18, 2018, 07:12:51 PM
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-19/heat-wipes-out-one-third-of-flying-fox-species/10632940
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: toku on April 21, 2019, 06:47:34 AM
https://twitter.com/NRDC/status/1119768462681939968
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: agrajag on April 21, 2019, 07:33:44 AM
we're fucked fam
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on April 21, 2019, 04:58:51 PM
Akshually, in proper real units for grown ups, 20 degrees is -7 degrees.

Climate change is a lie, Alaska is cooling down.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:doge :-\
[close]
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Brehvolution on May 01, 2019, 09:03:16 AM
(https://grist.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/scary-spring-flood-map.jpg)

Why doesn't anyone ever attribute sea level rise with a shitload of more rain?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on May 18, 2019, 10:06:57 PM
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-04-10/permian-basin-is-flaring-more-gas-than-texas-residents-use-daily
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: naff on May 20, 2019, 03:06:04 AM
Mars is going to be its own unique kind of hell.

I’ll stick to Earth i.e. the hell I’m already familiar with.

living on a shithole planet with half earth gravity where your bone density will be fucked in a few months and you spend trillions to keep a small population alive and mine ice water to survive :nope

isn't the reasoning for the mars colony bros like musk that we need a small backup to eventually repopulate earth in case we annihilate ourselves via nuclear sudoku or get asteroided etc? even if we melt all the ice and continue onward, earth will be a relative paradise compared to the wasteland of mars.
the whole "we need to find another planet" thing because we're making our extremely hospitable planet relatively less hospitable, but still very much livable relative to anything else remotely feasible in our near vicinity is just dumb.

as far as earth ghg's, im no climate skeptic. clearly climate change is going to fuck a lot of people in the near future, but we're quickly getting to the point where carbon capture, and emission reduction policy is positioned to start being somewhat effective. we'll see what sort of timeline or if there will be enough buy in for the required government investment around the world in this future, but the technology is at least plausible, and over the next century CO2 emitting industry will slow down significantly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecxCL84n26g

youtubers save the world maths:
"in 2017 the world emitted 32.5 gigatons of c02, if this technology were built at a scale to suck all of this out every year at $93 - $232 per tonne x 32.5 gigatons = $3 - $7.5 Trillion annually"
Global gdp is over 80 trillion.

https://carbonengineering.com/

https://www.globalccsinstitute.com/news-media/insights/9109/

https://www.ipcc.ch/site/assets/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/SR15_Chapter2_Low_Res.pdf

Still a big maybe, but even the officials are at least acknowledging there is a possibility of greater technological intervention beyond what is currently theorised to reduce carbon emissions alongside efficiency/low energy and reduction efforts.

Quote
IAMs (Integrated assessment models; models of how humans/society affect the natural world) mostly incorporate afforestation and bioenergy
with carbon capture and storage (BECCS) and only in few cases also
include direct air capture with CCS (DACCS) (Chen and Tavoni, 2013;
Marcucci et al., 2017; Strefler et al., 2018b)....

However, there
are a few potentially disruptive technologies that are typically not yet
well covered in IAMs and that have the potential to alter the shape of
mitigation pathways beyond the ranges in the IAM-based literature.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: toku on June 06, 2019, 07:29:29 PM
https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1134875733623476230

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/03/us/midwest-floods.html

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2019/06/04/extreme-flooding-across-midwest-exactly-line-scientific-warnings-climate-crisis?cd-origin=rss

https://twitter.com/iNabberTV/status/1136063153404600321
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on June 06, 2019, 08:18:38 PM
Some cursed content in here.

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2019/jun/04/teen-activists-face-us-government-in-crucial-hearing-over-climate-trial
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Trent Dole on June 06, 2019, 08:52:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLqXkYrdmjY
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on June 07, 2019, 12:46:58 AM
Mars is going to be its own unique kind of hell.

I’ll stick to Earth i.e. the hell I’m already familiar with.

living on a shithole planet with half earth gravity where your bone density will be fucked in a few months and you spend trillions to keep a small population alive and mine ice water to survive :nope

isn't the reasoning for the mars colony bros like musk that we need a small backup to eventually repopulate earth in case we annihilate ourselves via nuclear sudoku or get asteroided etc? even if we melt all the ice and continue onward, earth will be a relative paradise compared to the wasteland of mars.
the whole "we need to find another planet" thing because we're making our extremely hospitable planet relatively less hospitable, but still very much livable relative to anything else remotely feasible in our near vicinity is just dumb.

as far as earth ghg's, im no climate skeptic. clearly climate change is going to fuck a lot of people in the near future, but we're quickly getting to the point where carbon capture, and emission reduction policy is positioned to start being somewhat effective. we'll see what sort of timeline or if there will be enough buy in for the required government investment around the world in this future, but the technology is at least plausible, and over the next century CO2 emitting industry will slow down significantly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecxCL84n26g

youtubers save the world maths:
"in 2017 the world emitted 32.5 gigatons of c02, if this technology were built at a scale to suck all of this out every year at $93 - $232 per tonne x 32.5 gigatons = $3 - $7.5 Trillion annually"
Global gdp is over 80 trillion.

https://carbonengineering.com/

https://www.globalccsinstitute.com/news-media/insights/9109/

https://www.ipcc.ch/site/assets/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/SR15_Chapter2_Low_Res.pdf

Still a big maybe, but even the officials are at least acknowledging there is a possibility of greater technological intervention beyond what is currently theorised to reduce carbon emissions alongside efficiency/low energy and reduction efforts.

Quote
IAMs (Integrated assessment models; models of how humans/society affect the natural world) mostly incorporate afforestation and bioenergy
with carbon capture and storage (BECCS) and only in few cases also
include direct air capture with CCS (DACCS) (Chen and Tavoni, 2013;
Marcucci et al., 2017; Strefler et al., 2018b)....

However, there
are a few potentially disruptive technologies that are typically not yet
well covered in IAMs and that have the potential to alter the shape of
mitigation pathways beyond the ranges in the IAM-based literature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvqY2NcBWI8
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: VomKriege on June 07, 2019, 07:40:10 AM
Hubert Védrine (a former French foreign affairs minister from Mitterrand's galaxy and a policy wonk) basically hold that "écoligisation" of policy is a foregone conclusion, basically that it will become a major axis of any public policy across all parties. Not exactly a shocking insight but speculating that next step allows to try to already hash out some of the issues with that. He's expecting some political divides over the question of how "authoritarian" (state driven) the Green transition should be conducted and some bouts of public panic over the matter in democracies putting pressure on governments.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on June 19, 2019, 04:54:08 PM
Cool.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-48696023


Cool cool.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/jun/18/arctic-permafrost-canada-science-climate-crisis
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: toku on June 25, 2019, 07:26:39 PM
https://twitter.com/insidernews/status/1143619226441306112
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: toku on June 26, 2019, 11:28:06 AM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-48755154
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: toku on June 28, 2019, 03:22:34 PM
https://twitter.com/johniadarola/status/1144644655859916800
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on July 26, 2019, 01:36:47 AM
This is 100% going to get weaponized against the economic periphery and semi-periphery, isn't it?

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/24/climate/moodys-ratings-climate-change-data.html
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Himu on July 26, 2019, 02:06:19 AM
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-48964736

RIP humanity

We can also blame Hillary Clinton's campaign for not winning in 2016 contributing to this because we need policy now.

Try to win Arizona and Texas, they said. :doge

Worst. Candidate. Ever.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: toku on July 26, 2019, 10:16:09 AM
https://twitter.com/guardianeco/status/1154435042099118082
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: MMaRsu on July 26, 2019, 11:21:45 AM
Goddamnit humans are such a virus
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on July 29, 2019, 12:22:17 PM
https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2019/07/adding-1-billion-hectares-forest-could-help-check-global-warming (https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2019/07/adding-1-billion-hectares-forest-could-help-check-global-warming)

Apparently there is an easy solution to all of this.
For a mere $300 billion we could add 1 billion hectares of forest to help limit global warming.

Instead of deforestation and burning trees for inefficient bio-fuel use we should plant more trees.  :heart
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on July 29, 2019, 05:11:46 PM
In a sane world, a short ultimatum would be handed to Brazil by the international community to stop the deforestation, followed by military invasion. It would be one of the very few just wars in human history.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: BisMarckie on July 29, 2019, 05:12:51 PM
:snoop
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on July 29, 2019, 05:19:03 PM
Why, what would you do about it? Trade embargo to make the poor part of the population starve first?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: BisMarckie on July 29, 2019, 05:20:52 PM
Lets kill them instead.  :brain
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on July 29, 2019, 05:23:41 PM
Que?
I am talking about ousting the government, putting the country under international control and guarding the remaining Amazon rain forest with UN troops if necessary.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 29, 2019, 05:30:11 PM
Que?
I am talking about ousting the government, putting the country under international control and guarding the remaining Amazon rain forest with UN troops if necessary.

 :notlikethis
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on July 29, 2019, 05:33:22 PM
Again, what other solution is there? We are close to the point of no return.
It's not going to happen of course because destroying the green lung of our planet doesn't affect short term profits, it merely quickens the demise of humanity.
If there was oil in Brazil, the US would be scrambling to find a casus belli right now.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on July 29, 2019, 05:36:20 PM
Attacking Brazil (whose government represents a large segment of a society that would presumably object to invasion) while leaving in tact, say, the U.S. consumer economy, seems the epitome of "missing the point" but I'm not a "planting some trees will stop anthropocene" guy.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on July 29, 2019, 05:36:56 PM
I am still waiting for your hypothetical galaxy brain solutions to this existential threat.

Edit: You can and should do multiple things simultaneously. Stopping the immediate destruction is just one thing.
Changing our global economy is another.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on July 29, 2019, 05:41:38 PM
OK, here's one, why don't we pay Brazil more money than they will make shredding up the rainforest to not shred up the rainforest.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on July 29, 2019, 05:44:50 PM
So you are saying this is a hostage situation? You know how those are usually resolved.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on July 29, 2019, 05:46:01 PM
I know who to call

(https://i.imgur.com/3gsO4uG.png)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on July 29, 2019, 05:46:48 PM
A hostage situation you say? Someone call Putin. He has experience with those.
 :putin
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: BisMarckie on July 29, 2019, 05:47:22 PM
Building a Metal Gear to protect the rain forest is a pretty good idea in comparison.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on July 29, 2019, 05:48:00 PM
It's a business deal. For years the message to periphery and semi-periphery economies has been "shred your resources to fulfill our needs and in exchange you will theoretically receive some developmental benefits." Now we're asking them to dramatically restructure their modes of production in exchange for... not being violently attacked?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on July 29, 2019, 05:52:15 PM
It's a business deal. For years the message to periphery and semi-periphery economies has been "shred your resources to fulfill our needs and in exchange you will theoretically receive some developmental benefits." Now we're asking them to dramatically restructure their modes of production in exchange for... not being violently attacked?

 :trumps
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on July 29, 2019, 05:54:58 PM
Oh, I am absolutely in favour of supporting Brazil's infrastructure, I would gladly pay a rainforest tax.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 29, 2019, 06:05:46 PM
Oh, I am absolutely in favour of supporting Brazil's infrastructure, I would gladly pay a rainforest tax.

That's considerably different from "Let's invade a Top 10 economy, topple their government, and leave behind a significant military presence indefinitely."
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on July 29, 2019, 06:11:17 PM
ecofascistic imperialism, colonialism for a new age

:jeb

Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on July 29, 2019, 06:29:47 PM
Oh, I am absolutely in favour of supporting Brazil's infrastructure, I would gladly pay a rainforest tax.

That's considerably different from "Let's invade a Top 10 economy, topple their government, and leave behind a significant military presence indefinitely."

Most people won't be in favor of paying such a tax, especially not the wealthy. Do you think I could successfully run for office with the promise of introducing a rainforest tax?
The other problem is that you still need a regime change in Brazil. Without it the money wouldn't actually be used to save anything but instead line the pockets of the ruling class and the populist right wing government. Getting paid by the international community while continuing deforestation? =Twice the money. :rollsafe
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on July 29, 2019, 07:11:30 PM
The eco fascism thing, but unironically
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on August 08, 2019, 05:36:44 AM
In a sane world, a short ultimatum would be handed to Brazil by the international community to stop the deforestation, followed by military invasion. It would be one of the very few just wars in human history.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Give_Me_Liberty#Part_1:_Homes_&_Gardens
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 08, 2019, 09:34:18 AM
The greatest determiner of people adapting to future climate change is prosperity. If you "pay off" countries in order to keep them as quasi-third/second world countries then you are just dooming millions of their people to hardship/death in the future.


There has to be a balance where we allow countries to elevate themselves (through the same means that current first world countries did), but in a more responsible manner.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on August 08, 2019, 09:48:27 AM
There has to be a balance where we allow countries to elevate themselves (through the same means that current first world countries did), but in a more responsible manner.

So Brazil should invade us.

 :ohhh
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on August 08, 2019, 10:47:45 PM
https://twitter.com/insideclimate/status/1156893588833349638

it's comin, bitches
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: curly on August 08, 2019, 11:07:37 PM
This is 100% going to get weaponized against the economic periphery and semi-periphery, isn't it?

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/24/climate/moodys-ratings-climate-change-data.html
In a sane world, a short ultimatum would be handed to Brazil by the international community to stop the deforestation, followed by military invasion. It would be one of the very few just wars in human history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on August 18, 2019, 11:11:21 PM
https://www.noaa.gov/news/july-2019-was-hottest-month-on-record-for-planet

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECBO7G7WkAEwrSs.jpg)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on August 21, 2019, 03:35:02 PM
In the interest of the survival of our species and as a matter of self-defense, this needs to be stopped right now, no matter how.

https://mobile.twitter.com/i/events/1164155245913505792
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on August 21, 2019, 04:11:59 PM
In the interest of the survival of our species and as a matter of self-defense, this needs to be stopped right now, no matter how.

https://mobile.twitter.com/i/events/1164155245913505792
I don't think it can be stopped. At least, I wouldn't have the slightest idea how you could stop a forest fire of this size
It seems like more and more forest is burned every year  :'(

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECg3HpXU0AABPxb?format=jpg&name=medium)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on August 21, 2019, 11:22:28 PM
http://twitter.com/theintercept/status/1164225530629165056
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on August 22, 2019, 12:22:54 AM
ecofascistic imperialism, colonialism for a new age

:jeb

so when are we invading brazil
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on August 22, 2019, 10:30:07 AM
We won't, and then we're all going to die. But at least we'll then be able to look back contentedly (for a short moment at least) at the time this crisis was unfolding and when a quick intervention could have prevented a global catastrophe resulting in the death of Billions and be glad it wasn't weaponized against the periphery and its poor right wing goverment.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 22, 2019, 10:34:12 AM
http://twitter.com/theintercept/status/1164225530629165056

Sure, but what's the catch?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on August 22, 2019, 11:13:19 AM
We won't, and then we're all going to die. But at least we'll then be able to look back contentedly (for a short moment at least) at the time this crisis was unfolding and when a quick intervention could have prevented a global catastrophe resulting in the death of Billions and be glad it wasn't weaponized against the periphery and its poor right wing goverment.
That's the rationale that got Truman and others to meddle in South American affairs during the cold war of which Bolsonaro is a logical outcome.
The Brazilians themselves should handle it otherwise you'll end up in the same boat a few years from now. We're already seeing that Bolsonaro's approval numbers are tanking because he can't 'magically' fix the economy.

The only thing that would work is a grand bargain in which Europe, Japan, the US and others pay less developed countries like Brazil, Russia and other countries with ecologically important areas billions of dollars every year to prop up their economies in exchange for properly maintaining such areas.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Himu on August 22, 2019, 11:40:27 AM
https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-fires-may-help-dieback-emit-carbon-hurry-climate-change-2019-8

Fuck Brazil.

And fuck humanity.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on August 22, 2019, 03:02:10 PM
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1164591334168154115 (https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1164591334168154115)

Well.. he is at least aware this is happening and says that he doesn't have the resources to fight it.
Bolivia has just bought a 737 super tanker to deal with the fires on their side of the border. Maybe they can help out.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 22, 2019, 03:04:36 PM
Send in the water jet tanks from the soviets
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on August 22, 2019, 08:25:42 PM
"We are no longer forces to submit to 'international aid'... we can respond ourselves immediately."

Getting strong Thomas Sankara vibes.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Himu on August 22, 2019, 09:25:54 PM
This shit is making me socialist again lmao :rofl these mfers
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on August 22, 2019, 09:43:30 PM
This shit is making me socialist again lmao :rofl these mfers

Most days it feels like a strong breeze is enough to initiate radical change in you.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Himu on August 22, 2019, 09:50:21 PM
This shit is making me socialist again lmao :rofl these mfers

Most days it feels like a strong breeze is enough to initiate radical change in you.

It was a joke but ok.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on August 22, 2019, 10:24:55 PM
As a side note, it's amazing that in 600 years primitive accumulation really hasn't changed :leon

Capital is nothing if not consistent :obama
reminds me of that one scene in The Act of Killing where the rich guy just openly brags about how they hire "gangsters" to kick the peasants off the land. In the 21st century! Today! You watch other societies develop and even in the context of foreign capital you can't help but be like "oh, yeah, Adam Smith was definitely wrong. They kill people and enclose the commons. Look, it's on video."
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Don Rumata on August 22, 2019, 10:42:30 PM
If we're past the point of no return, why bother. Everyone run their ACs with the windows open the rest of summer :jeb
Electric bills are still a thing, you know.  :doge
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on August 23, 2019, 06:59:13 AM
We won't, and then we're all going to die. But at least we'll then be able to look back contentedly (for a short moment at least) at the time this crisis was unfolding and when a quick intervention could have prevented a global catastrophe resulting in the death of Billions and be glad it wasn't weaponized against the periphery and its poor right wing goverment.

I agree that goading the Trump administration into invading and occupying Brazil would be the smart and good thing to do.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on August 23, 2019, 07:24:44 AM
We won't, and then we're all going to die. But at least we'll then be able to look back contentedly (for a short moment at least) at the time this crisis was unfolding and when a quick intervention could have prevented a global catastrophe resulting in the death of Billions and be glad it wasn't weaponized against the periphery and its poor right wing goverment.

I agree that goading the Trump administration into invading and occupying Brazil would be the smart and good thing to do.

"WOW did you see those planes. Bang bang, bing bing.... I told you we would win if we used the Napalm again. And they said 'oh sir please don't use the NAPALM... it burns so much' and then the trees. NAPALM do we love that word?
I asked the other day to a great veteran of Vietnam. I said, what could we have done to win and he said burn more trees so we could see the damn bastards but the Geneva wouldn't let us.
Geneva? Never met her and believe me they don't have the US military in Geneva I can tell you that.

We won bigly folks. Now for my first action. You all care very much about the Amazons right. That's why we did this and why Congress asked me to take action... look CNN is smiling!
Even the media likes me now. It would never happen again they said, remember that ooooh it would never happen again. Yet they voted for this Nazi can you believe how STUPID the people of Brazil are.
Lucky we got there in time folks. Luckily we got there in time before they started rounding up the Jews at Amazon. Talk about a brand killer.

Now I'm happy to announce that my son Eric Trump will be the new President of the Amazon and Brazil. Who better than a guy who knows a lot of about forests and hunting and believe me he knows a lot.
We're going to start raking, we're going to start cutting and sawing and farming and most of all we're going to start building and make The Amazon Great Again. Fantastic everyone. THANK YOU"
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on August 24, 2019, 06:51:31 AM
We won't, and then we're all going to die. But at least we'll then be able to look back contentedly (for a short moment at least) at the time this crisis was unfolding and when a quick intervention could have prevented a global catastrophe resulting in the death of Billions and be glad it wasn't weaponized against the periphery and its poor right wing goverment.

I agree that goading the Trump administration into invading and occupying Brazil would be the smart and good thing to do.

"WOW did you see those planes. Bang bang, bing bing.... I told you we would win if we used the Napalm again. And they said 'oh sir please don't use the NAPALM... it burns so much' and then the trees. NAPALM do we love that word?
I asked the other day to a great veteran of Vietnam. I said, what could we have done to win and he said burn more trees so we could see the damn bastards but the Geneva wouldn't let us.
Geneva? Never met her and believe me they don't have the US military in Geneva I can tell you that.

We won bigly folks. Now for my first action. You all care very much about the Amazons right. That's why we did this and why Congress asked me to take action... look CNN is smiling!
Even the media likes me now. It would never happen again they said, remember that ooooh it would never happen again. Yet they voted for this Nazi can you believe how STUPID the people of Brazil are.
Lucky we got there in time folks. Luckily we got there in time before they started rounding up the Jews at Amazon. Talk about a brand killer.

Now I'm happy to announce that my son Eric Trump will be the new President of the Amazon and Brazil. Who better than a guy who knows a lot of about forests and hunting and believe me he knows a lot.
We're going to start raking, we're going to start cutting and sawing and farming and most of all we're going to start building and make The Amazon Great Again. Fantastic everyone. THANK YOU"

This is… way too easy to envision.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: thisismyusername on August 24, 2019, 06:56:10 AM
This shit is making me socialist again lmao :rofl these mfers

Most days it feels like a strong breeze is enough to initiate radical change in you.

:kermit
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on August 24, 2019, 02:10:34 PM
We won't, and then we're all going to die. But at least we'll then be able to look back contentedly (for a short moment at least) at the time this crisis was unfolding and when a quick intervention could have prevented a global catastrophe resulting in the death of Billions and be glad it wasn't weaponized against the periphery and its poor right wing goverment.

I agree that goading the Trump administration into invading and occupying Brazil would be the smart and good thing to do.

"WOW did you see those planes. Bang bang, bing bing.... I told you we would win if we used the Napalm again. And they said 'oh sir please don't use the NAPALM... it burns so much' and then the trees. NAPALM do we love that word?
I asked the other day to a great veteran of Vietnam. I said, what could we have done to win and he said burn more trees so we could see the damn bastards but the Geneva wouldn't let us.
Geneva? Never met her and believe me they don't have the US military in Geneva I can tell you that.

We won bigly folks. Now for my first action. You all care very much about the Amazons right. That's why we did this and why Congress asked me to take action... look CNN is smiling!
Even the media likes me now. It would never happen again they said, remember that ooooh it would never happen again. Yet they voted for this Nazi can you believe how STUPID the people of Brazil are.
Lucky we got there in time folks. Luckily we got there in time before they started rounding up the Jews at Amazon. Talk about a brand killer.

Now I'm happy to announce that my son Eric Trump will be the new President of the Amazon and Brazil. Who better than a guy who knows a lot of about forests and hunting and believe me he knows a lot.
We're going to start raking, we're going to start cutting and sawing and farming and most of all we're going to start building and make The Amazon Great Again. Fantastic everyone. THANK YOU"

This is… way too easy to envision.

ghostwriting for trump was his calling
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on August 27, 2019, 02:16:14 AM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/now-begins-the-biggest-challenge-of-the-amazon-fires-putting-them-out/2019/08/26/43c526d0-c80b-11e9-9615-8f1a32962e04_story.html?noredirect=on

Shocking. If only there was a solution.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on August 27, 2019, 11:29:01 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/trump-pushes-to-allow-new-logging-in-alaskas-tongass-national-forest/2019/08/27/b4ca78d6-c832-11e9-be05-f76ac4ec618c_story.html?noredirect=on
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on August 29, 2019, 06:27:18 AM
E.P.A. to Roll Back Regulations on Methane, a Potent Greenhouse Gas

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/29/climate/epa-methane-greenhouse-gas.html

(The P in E.P.A. stands for "pollution".)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on September 06, 2019, 12:44:19 AM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/trump-pushes-to-allow-new-logging-in-alaskas-tongass-national-forest/2019/08/27/b4ca78d6-c832-11e9-be05-f76ac4ec618c_story.html?noredirect=on

I am just stunned at how much he's willing to destroy shit. I bet he's got all kinds of graft that's stupidly easy to track. If only the rest of government was doing their job on emoluments, etc.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on September 09, 2019, 07:15:00 AM
https://returntonow.net/2019/08/04/irish-teenager-invents-magnetic-liquid-trap-that-can-remove-90-of-microplastics-from-water/
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on September 09, 2019, 09:27:48 PM
https://twitter.com/adamconover/status/1170792555383947264
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: VomKriege on September 17, 2019, 04:55:40 AM
French climate scientists apparently now have a model that if emissions aren't curbed by 2100 we could on an average of +7° Celsius.
 :-\
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on September 17, 2019, 06:17:24 AM
Being able to witness the end of the world in my lifetime :rejoice it's a horrible kind of privilege, but a privilege no doubt.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on September 17, 2019, 09:21:21 PM
Being able to witness the end of the world in my lifetime :rejoice it's a horrible kind of privilege, but a privilege no doubt.

Nope, we'll be dead from food shortages or catastrophic weather.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on September 20, 2019, 10:51:04 PM
https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1175101344648069120
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: benjipwns on September 21, 2019, 11:13:33 PM
Cool (but warming?) article from last year about efforts in 1979-1989 to draw attention and how basically everybody said "yeah, we'll be dead then anyway" and kiboshed a wide variety of plans including unexpected people like Exxon and Republicans (including Reaganites) even ones that had basically no opposition like "let coal be naturally replaced" as people focused on stuff like ozone or whatever instead:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/08/01/magazine/climate-change-losing-earth.html

Probably old news, but since it was a new article to me and I don't think was posted in the thread thought I'd share it.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on September 22, 2019, 01:55:59 AM
benji you said the climate models were bad
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: benjipwns on September 22, 2019, 02:25:09 AM
It is still an interesting article and history. The GOP using the subject as part of a nuclear push is amusing. I also did not know that H. W. Bush had attacked Dukakis for ignoring global warming in favor of increasing coal production. John Sununu may have single handedly defeated a carbon dioxide treaty in 1989 along with getting David Souter appointed to the Supreme Court and convincing Bush to go back on the "no new taxes" pledge. That's gotta be some kind of record in major campaign promises reversed for a single Chief of Staff who had to resign in disgrace before the term was over. Not to mention how he got himself into the position in the first place.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on September 22, 2019, 02:26:31 AM
so are the climate models bad or no
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: benjipwns on September 22, 2019, 02:43:32 AM
It matters not now.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on September 22, 2019, 06:51:58 PM
most of these democrat platforms are switch to 100% solar and wind
do people in general feel that is feasible or that it fails to include other necessities like in example dramatic usage pullback?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on September 23, 2019, 12:59:03 AM
I dunno but a lot of the discussion on this ignores the fact that the private sector pressed 7 to be taken off of nuclear's call list, and calls to "be realistic" about it wind up sneaking their plea for massive subsidies in the seventh paragraph.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on September 24, 2019, 09:15:40 PM
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=767646880269801&id=732846497083173
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on September 25, 2019, 03:03:53 PM
https://twitter.com/LegendaryEnergy/status/1175078447535640576
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on September 25, 2019, 06:45:29 PM
https://twitter.com/LegendaryEnergy/status/1175572093003431936

The issue we actually did something about is being alleviated. :pika

This guy is deeply confused.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on September 25, 2019, 07:11:54 PM
it's certainly an... interesting series of tweets, with almost 60k likes though it seems like it resonates with enough people to merit note

does mesh with my distaste for the doomsday lean, stuff like that is always around and will only be right in a broken-clock-right-twice-a-day sense, but if it works it works I guess?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 15, 2019, 01:51:00 PM
Ban Liverpool
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Brehvolution on October 15, 2019, 04:16:23 PM
https://twitter.com/LegendaryEnergy/status/1175078447535640576

I was the same way about conservatism.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 15, 2019, 04:54:39 PM
I wonder what Dr Bush’s Rx for Healthcare was
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: curly on October 17, 2019, 09:10:04 PM
https://twitter.com/turnip_tops/status/1184824439680241664

first and last ones are especially :goty2
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on October 21, 2019, 12:24:16 PM
Quote
The governor of the Bank of England has warned that the global financial system is backing carbon-producing projects that will raise the temperature of the planet by over 4C – more than double the pledge to limit increases to well below 2C contained in the Paris Agreement.

In a stark warning over global heating, Mark Carney said the multitrillion-dollar international capital markets – where companies raise funds by selling shares and bonds to investors – are financing activities that would lift global temperatures to more than 4C above pre-industrial levels.

World leaders agreed in the Paris climate accords to keep the temperature rise this century well below 2C above pre-industrial levels and to pursue efforts to limit the rise to 1.5C.

But in a stark illustration of the scale of the decarbonisation challenge facing the world economy, Carney suggested companies had already secured financing from investors in the global capital markets – worth $85tn (£67.2tn) for stocks and $100tn for bonds – that will keep the world on a trajectory consistent with catastrophic global heating.
just a reminder... ruin or revolution...
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on November 05, 2019, 03:18:25 AM
Trump Serves Notice to Quit Paris Climate Agreement

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/04/climate/trump-paris-agreement-climate.html

Effective 4 November 2020 (after the election).
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on November 23, 2019, 09:12:50 PM
https://www.forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2019/11/23/koalas-functionally-extinct-after-australia-bushfires-destroy-80-of-their-habitat/#68db5a167bad
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on November 28, 2019, 04:35:11 PM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1200078223037673472

Exactly what I've been saying, seems at least in the scientific community reason prevails.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44608.msg2624242#msg2624242
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on November 28, 2019, 05:42:26 PM
https://twitter.com/Europarl_EN/status/1200079023554121728 (https://twitter.com/Europarl_EN/status/1200079023554121728)

The EU has declared a Climate Emergency.

Time to cut off those French farm subsidies  8)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on November 28, 2019, 05:45:45 PM
"By educating young girls about reproductive options."

Really tackling the root of the problem here. :itagaki
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on November 28, 2019, 06:01:53 PM
Just put chemicals in the drinking water of large overcrowded urban areas and ban the import and export of bottled water.

It won't hurt wildlife because there is almost none in urban areas.
Artificially preserved human habitats that depend on imported drinking water will cease to exist.

You starve millions to save billions or you wait until it is too late to control the population growth and everyone dies :idont
We're literally 100 years too late to stop this trend in any other meaningful way.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 28, 2019, 06:06:26 PM
these takes :jeb

I can't get on board with this, far as I can muster is encouraging all nations to aim to keep population growth at ~replacement rate :goty2
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on November 28, 2019, 06:10:09 PM
It is pretty clear now that Elon Musk only intends to save a lucky few from the coming disaster with his bulletproof trucks and we won't make it Mars in time.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 28, 2019, 06:18:24 PM
less people = less environmental impact true, but it's always some other poor bastard's job to bite it for that cause

I like how the average US/EU/AUS citizen uses 95000x the resources of your typical Ugandan but the solution will be 'population control'

shhh... don't mention Chinese industry is outsourcing pollution and not just jobs to an exploitation favourable environment to the Euro's with their supposed enviro progress
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on November 29, 2019, 01:29:38 AM
We can start by getting rid of the dutch. What are they good for, anyway.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 29, 2019, 02:37:23 AM
We can start by getting rid of the dutch. What are they good for, anyway.

How many Dutch here anyway, three atleast? They seem weirdly over-represented here.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: jorma on November 29, 2019, 07:08:48 AM
We can start by getting rid of the dutch. What are they good for, anyway.

How many Dutch here anyway, three atleast? They seem weirdly over-represented here.

i think it just looks that way because germans, spanish and frenchies are more likely to seek out online forums in their respective language.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: TVC15 on November 29, 2019, 07:57:19 AM
I like how the average US/EU/AUS citizen uses 95000x the resources of your typical Ugandan but the solution will be 'population control'. We're fucked lol

Don’t worry about Uganda, Esch. I’ll take care of them once I have my Cybertruck.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Don Rumata on November 29, 2019, 01:49:02 PM
We can start by getting rid of the dutch. What are they good for, anyway.
Google siswet, brah.  ::) :nsfw 
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kara on December 14, 2019, 08:40:12 PM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1200078223037673472

Exactly what I've been saying, seems at least in the scientific community reason prevails.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44608.msg2624242#msg2624242

You also said we should declare war on Brazil--something incredibly degrading to the environment--to stop the intentional burning of the Amazon by Brazilians.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 14, 2019, 09:15:13 PM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1200078223037673472

Exactly what I've been saying, seems at least in the scientific community reason prevails.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44608.msg2624242#msg2624242

You also said we should declare war on Brazil--something incredibly degrading to the environment--to stop the intentional burning of the Amazon by Brazilians.

Well, now we have both halves of his foreign policy re: Brazil. He can't possibly be German now that I think about it to nurse a grievance so deep and cutting.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on December 15, 2019, 04:00:57 AM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1205959214763511808

:beli no takesies backsies!

French has a similar idiom, "avoir/être le dos au mur" - literally means to have one's / be with one's back to the wall, meaning you have to face / address something.

Is that not a thing in english, or have you delicate little things erased it because it's not PC or something?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on December 15, 2019, 05:29:51 AM
English has a ton of idioms based on walls*. It might be why she did a straight translation from Swedish, besides the fact that European languages share a bunch of idioms.

Saying "push" instead of "put" would have avoided any misunderstandings, but it's understandable why she didn't. Those who don't despise her or are out for boomer scalps themselves probably read it that way without her explanation. :yeshrug

* https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/wall
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Yeti on December 15, 2019, 09:41:59 AM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1205959214763511808

:beli no takesies backsies!

French has a similar idiom, "avoir/être le dos au mur" - literally means to have one's / be with one's back to the wall, meaning you have to face / address something.

Is that not a thing in english, or have you delicate little things erased it because it's not PC or something?

Quite the opposite actually, in English putting someone against the wall means having them face execution by firing squad
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: bdoughty on December 15, 2019, 10:41:52 AM
Doubly so in Utah where the firing squad is still legal and people on death row used to have a choice. If you picked firing squad, you get firing squad.  It is an alternate method now as it is in Mississippi and Oklahoma.

https://kutv.com/news/local/court-denies-death-row-inmates-appeal-to-be-executed-by-firing-squad

Snowing the next few days here in Texas. Also snowed here in October. The climate changes quickly here in the Panhandle.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 15, 2019, 02:48:44 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1205959214763511808

:beli no takesies backsies!

French has a similar idiom, "avoir/être le dos au mur" - literally means to have one's / be with one's back to the wall, meaning you have to face / address something.

Is that not a thing in english, or have you delicate little things erased it because it's not PC or something?

"back against the wall" is a thing in English along with other wall sayings, but Yeti covered things perfectly
also helps people want to be extra obtuse
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on December 15, 2019, 05:50:05 PM
I guess it's just another case of "We can't be arsed to learn any foreign language :hmph but DON'T YOU DARE not speak perfect english :rage "
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on December 15, 2019, 05:52:01 PM
It might be why she did a straight translation from Swedish, besides the fact that European languages share a bunch of idioms.

Swedish and English are both germanic languages :bolo
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on December 15, 2019, 06:43:17 PM
It might be why she did a straight translation from Swedish, besides the fact that European languages share a bunch of idioms.

Swedish and English are both germanic languages :bolo
I wrote Germanic initially. I don't have data either way, so I cast a broader net to be safe. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: bdoughty on December 15, 2019, 09:28:39 PM
I guess it's just another case of "We can't be arsed to learn any foreign language :hmph but DON'T YOU DARE not speak perfect english :rage "

If you are suffering from a hate-boner for America that has lasted more than 4 months after being banned by resetera, please see a doctor. 

Edit: I forgot. Google translate to the rescue!

Om du lider av en hat-boner för Amerika som har varat mer än fyra månader efter att ha förbjudits av resetera, vänligen kontakta en läkare.

如果您遭受了美国的仇恨之情,而这种疾病在被resetera禁止后已经持续了超过4个月,请去看医生。

あなたがアメリカの憎悪に苦しんでおり、それがリセットセラによって禁止されてから4ヶ月以上続いた場合、医師に相談してください。

Si sufre de una odio-odio por América que ha durado más de 4 meses después de haber sido prohibido por resetera, consulte a un médico.

Если вы страдаете от разжигания ненависти к Америке, которое длилось более 4 месяцев после запрета ресетерами, обратитесь к врачу.

Ma tha thu a ’fulang le gràin-fuath airson Ameireagaidh a mhaireas barrachd air 4 mìosan às deidh dhut a bhith air a thoirmeasg le resetera, feuch dotair fhaicinn.

Si vous souffrez d'une haine-boner pour l'Amérique qui a duré plus de 4 mois après avoir été interdite par resetera, veuillez consulter un médecin.

Wenn Sie unter einem Hassboner für Amerika leiden, der mehr als 4 Monate nach dem Verbot durch resetera gedauert hat, suchen Sie bitte einen Arzt auf.

Os ydych chi'n dioddef casineb cas yn America sydd wedi para mwy na 4 mis ar ôl cael eich gwahardd gan resetera, ewch i weld meddyg.

Se si soffre di un disodio per l'America che dura da più di 4 mesi dopo essere stato bandito da resetera, consultare un medico.

Resetera tarafından yasaklandıktan sonra 4 aydan fazla süren Amerika için nefret dolu bir kemikten muzdaripseniz, lütfen bir doktora görünün.

اگر از آمریكایی ناشی از نفرت برای آمریكا رنج می برید كه بیش از 4 ماه پس از ممنوعیت تحریم باقیمانده است ، لطفاً به پزشك مراجعه كنید.

Uma uhlushwa i-boner yenzondo yaseMelika ehlala izinyanga ezingaphezu kwezine ngemuva kokuvinjelwa yi-resetera, sicela ubheke udokotela.

Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on December 16, 2019, 02:57:33 AM
That applies to anglophones in general, no just muhrica, you twat :bolo

And just FYI I never had an account there :lol
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: BIONIC on December 16, 2019, 03:12:46 AM
Ok, Frenchy  ::)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on December 20, 2019, 05:30:11 PM
Apparently the tipping point has been reached, meaning the green lung of our planet is basically beyond recovery.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/top-scientists-warn-of-an-amazon-tipping-point/2019/12/20/9c9be954-233e-11ea-bed5-880264cc91a9_story.html

Good thing the global community didn't step up and take any drastic steps like overthrow the science- and reality-denying, quasi-fascist government responsible for this very predictable development and/or send UN troops to protect the remaining Amazon rain forest for all of humanity, because that would have been wrong.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 20, 2019, 06:08:32 PM
Occam  :gun poor people living in slums
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on December 20, 2019, 06:14:34 PM
Right. Anyway, they get to lead long and healthy lives now, like the rest of us.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on December 21, 2019, 07:21:01 PM
Here's a sort of realtime tracker of babies being born
https://neal.fun/baby-map/ (https://neal.fun/baby-map/)

Reducing emissions by a percentage point or two is not going to make a dent.

Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on December 21, 2019, 07:26:42 PM
Ironically there's nothing in history that kills people faster than fucking up their environment
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: BisMarckie on December 21, 2019, 07:29:55 PM
occam really is an autist at a level we haven't seen for a while
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on December 21, 2019, 07:37:09 PM
Here's a sort of realtime tracker of babies being born
https://neal.fun/baby-map/ (https://neal.fun/baby-map/)

Reducing emissions by a percentage point or two is not going to make a dent.

The Netherlands, with a population under 18 million, produces more CO2 than The Philippines (pop 100 million), Nigeria (200 million), or Bangladesh (161 million).
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 21, 2019, 07:46:34 PM
Fortunately Nintex will be underwater soon enough :aah

Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 21, 2019, 07:47:58 PM
occam really is an autist at a level we haven't seen for a while

It's the good kind atleast, in that it's entertaining and not a potential threat to people unlike some other posters.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on December 21, 2019, 07:50:16 PM
We're already at a 23% reduction since the 1990's and will soon hit the 25% reduction target.

The challenge for our country has always been its size.
Going by Wikipedi aThe Phliipines is 300,000 km2 or 120,000 sq mi of which 0.62% is water. It's the worlds 5th largest country.

The Netherlands is just 41,543 km2 or 16,040 sq mi. Of which 18% is water. Plus there's the land that has already been designated as a 'flood area'.
Sits at rank 131 in terms of size.

It's all about averages, in Germany you have something like the Ruhr which is an industrial area with high emissions but there's also places with just forests or hills with 0 emissions.
I live along the coastline and on a sunny day I can see the UK in the distance across the North Sea. From this spot I can reach any of our borders within 3 hours or less.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on December 21, 2019, 07:52:44 PM
being a densely populated country makes it easier to lower emissions, not harder

ya dumbfuck
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 21, 2019, 07:54:37 PM
The challenge for our country has always been its size.

???

From this spot I can reach any of our borders within 3 hours or less.

:noooo
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: curly on December 21, 2019, 08:28:32 PM
We must invade the Netherlands and put a stop to their emission of greenhouse gases and garbage posters
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on December 21, 2019, 08:39:15 PM
We're already at a 23% reduction since the 1990's

btw this is a lie
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 21, 2019, 08:49:16 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50864569

he probably is referring to
Quote
The highest court in the Netherlands has upheld a ruling requiring the government to slash greenhouse gas emissions by at least 25% of 1990 levels by the end of next year.

The case was brought six years ago by the Urgenda environment group in a bid to force ministers to go well beyond EU targets.

However, the chances of the government reaching the target look slim.

By the end of 2018, emissions were down only 15% on 1990 levels.

Dutch environment researchers believe that levels could be cut by 23% by the end of 2020 but believe the reduction could be as low as 19%.

run that by everyone 1 year from now, dutchie
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on December 21, 2019, 08:51:51 PM
I know, I looked it up.

The actual reduction so far is just under 15% (https://www.reuters.com/article/us-netherlands-pollution/dutch-co2-emissions-fall-in-2018-still-far-from-2020-goal-idUSKCN1SF0K4).
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on December 22, 2019, 03:44:08 AM
Let's be real. The NL could be covered by the Channel / North Sea tomorrow, and no one would notice. Or care.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on December 22, 2019, 02:36:39 PM
We're already at a 23% reduction since the 1990's

btw this is a lie
I got it from RTL Nieuws. They made a calculation that we needed to close 1 or 2 coal plants that were due for closure.
It would cost 50 million to reimburse the energy companies that own the plants and it would make us more depended on German / Russian energy.

For their calculation they used the 23% expected reduction by 2020 if we stay on this course. So 25% would be attainable by closing 1 or 2 of those plants.

Here's the source:
https://www.rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/nederland/artikel/4962261/urgenda-co2-nederlandse-staat (https://www.rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/nederland/artikel/4962261/urgenda-co2-nederlandse-staat)

At the bottom there's a video below a line that says: "We've found the solution for the CO2 problem [...]"

Let's be real. The NL could be covered by the Channel / North Sea tomorrow, and no one would notice. Or care.
We are the second biggest agri-food exporter in the world.
You would notice the famines.

(https://www.government.nl/binaries/large/content/gallery/government/content-afbeeldingen/ministries/lnv/min-lnv-agri-food-export-figures-2017_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on December 22, 2019, 02:51:31 PM
*in the EU, not the world.

And your watery tomatoes have no nutritional value, anyway. :ufup
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 22, 2019, 02:56:14 PM
Literally says "world" in the graphic...?
Or is it an implication of erroneous graphics.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on December 22, 2019, 03:18:48 PM
It's an implication of my growing myopia. :fbm

Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 22, 2019, 03:21:01 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0f/67/8e/0f678e706d31e85d142dee809b0507e3.jpg)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on December 22, 2019, 03:26:32 PM
:stahp

...Still, charting by monetary value has my BS sensors tingling. Not enough to look shit up, but I very much doubt that there'd be famines. Let's see the chart by volume or whatever. :hmph
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on December 22, 2019, 03:34:29 PM
nintex, you said "already at"

which makes it a lie
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 22, 2019, 03:37:05 PM
:stahp

...Still, charting by monetary value has my BS sensors tingling. Not enough to look shit up, but I very much doubt that there'd be famines. Let's see the chart by volume or whatever. :hmph

Oh I for sure am a bit skeptical about it too so I floated the option of you challenging its veracity. But yeah, first, second, 11th, last agri-food exporter, whatever I don't care.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on December 22, 2019, 03:38:15 PM
And exported from doesn't necessarily mean produced in, come to think of it. Imported then traded on goods would count as exports, too. :hmm
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on December 22, 2019, 03:51:45 PM
:stahp

...Still, charting by monetary value has my BS sensors tingling. Not enough to look shit up, but I very much doubt that there'd be famines. Let's see the chart by volume or whatever. :hmph
You can learn more about how we do it here:
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/09/holland-agriculture-sustainable-farming/ (https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/09/holland-agriculture-sustainable-farming/)

Basically our yields are much higher because of our efficient methods, innovation and technology.

But yeah whatever, just let the planet starve to death and waste tons more water with inefficient farming practices. Who needs the Dutch anyway :trumps
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 22, 2019, 04:00:13 PM
(https://pics.me.me/no-no-i-dont-think-i-will-joe-biden-61239571.png)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on December 22, 2019, 04:11:19 PM
That aritcle is thin on detail and only talks about value. Efficient farming is nice though, yeah.

Quote
The Dutch are also the world’s top exporter of potatoes and onions and the second largest exporter of vegetables overall in terms of value.
Value looks great, but by volume the Netherlands don't chart anywhere in the top 5. :hmm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_producing_countries_of_agricultural_commodities
(the cited source won't load for me :doge )

Quote
More than a third of all global trade in vegetable seeds originates in the Netherlands.
This though... Seeds must have a great value/weight ratio. Would help explain the discrepancy.

But yeah whatever, just let the planet starve to death and waste tons more water with inefficient farming practices. Who needs the Dutch anyway :trumps
It's these weasely superlatives that have me permantently side-eyeing anything you say.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on December 22, 2019, 04:25:35 PM
Regional industrial cluster + capital intensive approach + focus on relatively higher value exports + access to EU market.

You're looking at overall production of staples vs. value of exports. A small country like NL is never going to show up on a list of top producers. On the flip side, larger countries are mostly using their production to feed themselves; food from Iowa and Nebraska shipped to New York doesn't count as an export.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on December 22, 2019, 04:40:16 PM
You're looking at overall production of staples vs. value of exports. A small country like NL is never going to show up on a list of top producers.
I suspected it wouldn't, but the ranking by value had me doubting myself. The implication that anybody would starve if not for the NL is dubious, either way. That was my main point of contention.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Mandark on December 22, 2019, 06:06:59 PM
You can make some inferences from the chart Nintex posted (from a top google result of "Netherlands agriculture exports") which are pretty quick to confirm and undermine his point.

Notice how meat and related products are a much bigger export than vegetables. For all the efficiency hype, it doesn't seem possible that the Netherlands produces the feed needed to support that. Sure enough, NL's the #3 importer of soybeans and #8 importer of corn. They can support a lot of livestock because they've outsourced the production of feed. Of course meat production is wildly inefficient and sacrificing all that feed for livestock is a net negative for the overall food supply.

So EU-hating Nintex is bragging about an agricultural sector that's wholly dependent on its place in a global supply chain* and oriented towards calorie-inefficient profit centers, while fantasizing that it's the world's breadbasket and we're all going to come begging them for food when shit goes down.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
*Kinda funny for a guy who fucking hates the EU and cheerleads for rightwing antiglobalism.
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Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on December 22, 2019, 06:23:22 PM
We are the second biggest agri-food exporter in the world.
You would notice the famines.

(https://www.government.nl/binaries/large/content/gallery/government/content-afbeeldingen/ministries/lnv/min-lnv-agri-food-export-figures-2017_02.jpg)

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Yes, I'm sure you're some kind of wizards producing so much food for the world while you're probably in the bottom 50 countries in terms of land area, and it's got nothing to do with your ports ::)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on December 27, 2019, 02:40:27 AM
https://www.spectator.co.uk/2019/12/weve-just-had-the-best-decade-in-human-history-seriously/
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on December 27, 2019, 07:45:42 AM
The entire article is a bit handwavey and sparse on actual numbers (Britain used less stuff? Great. What about everywhere else? Re-forestation in developed nations? Great. What about globally?), but this bit had me rolling my eyes violently:
Quote
In fact, all this energy-saving might cause problems. Innovation requires experiments (most of which fail). Experiments require energy. So cheap energy is crucial — as shown by the industrial revolution. Thus, energy may be the one resource that a prospering population should be using more of. Fortunately, it is now possible that nuclear fusion will one day deliver energy in minimalist form, using very little fuel and land.
Probably. Any time now. It will be ready when we need it. Definitely maybe.

Until then, nothing bad will happen.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on December 27, 2019, 08:05:25 AM
The article is right you know.

6 years:
Genesis '88
Game Gear '90
Sega CD '91
Sega Pico '93
32X '94
Saturn '94
+ various licensed models

6 years (reusing much of the same hardware, which is already reused PC hardware as opposed to a fully custom design):
Xbox One '13
Xbox One S/X '17
Xbox One D '19

Not to mention a lot of production processes are automated, saving more resources.
30 - 40 years ago, we didn't have recycling. Now we recycle pretty much everything and turn old things into new things.

Also imagine the resources we save by people and organizations who used to need a ton of resources to achieve their goals.
The USSR needed to upkeep an army of tens of thousands of military vehicles, tanks, planes, missiles, border fences, infantry weapons etc. to be relevant in geo politics.
All that can now be replaced by a single boi with a laptop with access to a Facebook ad account.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on February 22, 2020, 02:37:52 PM
Our government is investing in bio mass as a renewable energy source but we don't have that many large forests. And we aren't going to ruin our landscape.  :snob
So instead Dutch tax payers directly fund cutting down forests in the United States for our bio mass demand.  :trumps

https://twitter.com/tomvanteinde/status/1231138544040718337 (https://twitter.com/tomvanteinde/status/1231138544040718337)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 26, 2020, 10:52:44 AM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52043554

Australia's Great Barrier Reef has suffered another mass bleaching event - the third in just five years.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: toku on April 15, 2020, 08:55:25 PM
https://twitter.com/johnmoralesnbc6/status/1250513598788575234

 :-\
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2020, 09:28:45 PM
https://twitter.com/johnmoralesnbc6/status/1250513598788575234

 :-\

:stahp
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 15, 2020, 09:50:44 PM
toku, get outta there
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on April 17, 2020, 08:57:27 PM
https://twitter.com/themadstone/status/1251177372235239425

there's no hope :hyper
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on April 18, 2020, 06:49:50 AM
Let the virus ride. Mother Nature is saving us from ourselves.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD QUEEN
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: VomKriege on April 18, 2020, 10:45:42 AM
https://www.ft.com/content/da821c64-b2f8-4119-afa1-fdafa9a57918 (https://www.ft.com/content/da821c64-b2f8-4119-afa1-fdafa9a57918)

EU has awarded a contract to BlackRock to give them counsel on "green" regulations.
European green deputies are not happy about that, citing the assets they own in fossil energies, among other things.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Rufus on April 18, 2020, 11:01:14 AM
I can't muster a stupid Von der Leyen handing off to consultants joke.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2020, 11:45:32 AM
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-52312260

Climate change: US megadrought 'already under way'


California is going to be one big fire this summer. 
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on April 18, 2020, 04:45:06 PM
there is no reasoning with some people
got people talking out both corners of their mouth mid pandemic and people act surprised climate change skepticism is a big thing, some people will pied piper into a mass grave no matter the crisis
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on April 18, 2020, 04:56:48 PM
here it hasn't gone above ~65 Fahrenheit in almost 7 months
snowed a bunch recently too
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 19, 2020, 05:12:41 PM
https://www.climatechangenews.com/2020/04/16/south-korea-implement-green-new-deal-ruling-party-election-win/
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on May 03, 2020, 03:55:55 PM
no link on hand but new study out confirming Greenland ice melt is in exponential feedback territory now. Not "runaway" yet but pretty serious.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on June 23, 2020, 01:57:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipVxxxqwBQw
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: shosta on August 22, 2020, 02:01:52 AM
https://twitter.com/weatherdak/status/1296984369953796096
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 28, 2020, 09:29:49 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/oct/27/sleeping-giant-arctic-methane-deposits-starting-to-release-scientists-find
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: team filler on October 28, 2020, 10:04:31 AM
 :piss :gaas :piss2
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2020, 12:30:27 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-54779877
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 01, 2021, 11:24:24 AM
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/amazon-rainforest-now-emits-more-greenhouse-gases-it-absorbs-180977347/
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on April 01, 2021, 11:25:31 AM
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/amazon-rainforest-now-emits-more-greenhouse-gases-it-absorbs-180977347/
:dead
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 01, 2021, 11:56:05 AM
Whelp it was fun breathing air for a few decades.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Tasty on April 01, 2021, 12:11:39 PM
Whelp it was fun breathing air for a few decades.

(https://i.imgur.com/68Hu7yQ.gif)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Transhuman on April 01, 2021, 12:12:57 PM
The biggest thing you can do to decrease your carbon footprint is to stop eating meat.

So yeah, we're all doomed
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 01, 2021, 12:46:24 PM
I've reduced my meat consumption a lot over the last year, mostly because of environmental issues.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Tasty on April 01, 2021, 01:42:37 PM
I think I'll go fish + vegetarian in a few years. :)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: BIONIC on April 01, 2021, 01:44:33 PM
How about switching to man meat?  :drool  :shaq
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Tasty on April 01, 2021, 01:58:50 PM
How about switching to man meat?  :drool  :shaq

Too much protein.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Transhuman on April 01, 2021, 04:14:25 PM
I think I'll go fish + vegetarian in a few years. :)

You can do it now, I believe in you

:heartbeat
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Tasty on April 01, 2021, 04:26:28 PM
I think I'll go fish + vegetarian in a few years. :)

You can do it now, I believe in you

:heartbeat

R-really? :uguu Have you given up red meat too?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Transhuman on April 01, 2021, 04:41:29 PM
Full vegan. It ain't that hard tbh, even though I live somewhere where there isn't a lot of vegan options. Turning down free weed brownies though, I admit that hurt a lot
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Tasty on April 01, 2021, 05:00:02 PM
:uguu

Ok I promise to strongly consider it for my birthday in September. 😚 I'd have to have carve out a mom exception tho. :heart

It would be difficult to near impossible to give up dairy products and fish for me. 🐄🧈🥛🍨🐟🍣🦞🦀🦑🍤🍢
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on April 01, 2021, 07:52:22 PM
Meat is remarkably impractical to raise, and the increasing deforestation for cattle is harmful. Dairy and eggs are on a different scale, by several orders of magnitude. I'll never go vegan, but may go vegetarian. I'm already cutting back substantially on meat.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on April 02, 2021, 02:23:55 AM
I like to cut back on it too, won't go full veggie but reduce. Vegan? Nah, lactose is in my genes. Literally.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 02, 2021, 02:37:00 AM
I straight up cut out milk from my diet because of how much sugar is in it. The replacement is almost as bad for the environment though as I like the Mac nut milks and creamers. I occasionally will get fairlife milk when I can’t get nut milks. We usually only eat meat once a day now instead of with every meal. I’ve tried to cut it out on days even going so far as to introduce other proteins into our life. Tofu has been an awesome addition, I can make a mean meatless taco mix with it and semi soaked garbanzo/chickpeas ground up together and seasoned up nice.

Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Uncle on June 16, 2021, 11:57:47 AM
2 article


https://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/irreversible-warming-tipping-point-may-have-been-triggered-arctic-mission-chief



https://medium.com/climate-conscious/climate-doomism-is-the-new-climate-denial-f4a48ddd970
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 16, 2021, 08:22:03 PM
"We're already past the tipping point, might as well continue doing nothing," is going to be the conservative talking point eventually.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: BIONIC on June 16, 2021, 08:33:35 PM
Also a  :society  talking point
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on June 17, 2021, 01:21:56 AM
Joker?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on July 15, 2021, 02:44:48 AM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2021/07/14/wobbling-moon-will-cause-devastating-worldwide-flooding-2030s/


Bye Holland  :salute
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on July 15, 2021, 12:36:04 PM
https://twitter.com/EU_Commission/status/1415201724990636033 (https://twitter.com/EU_Commission/status/1415201724990636033)

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1415315790723698688 (https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1415315790723698688)

The EU has presented their new 'Green New Deal'.

Which basically means no more cars, housing or energy for poor people.  :idont
I will hereby coin the term 'climate poverty'
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Pissy F Benny on July 15, 2021, 02:45:51 PM
give me a free leccy whip and its cool :success
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on July 27, 2021, 07:55:38 AM
https://twitter.com/adamndsmith/status/1419984642665590784 (https://twitter.com/adamndsmith/status/1419984642665590784)

Stop washing your dishes  :maf
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kurt Russell on July 27, 2021, 09:12:11 AM
Stop washing your dishes  :maf

Adam Smith? :donot
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1368676281806712833/zjXTQ25B_400x400.jpg)

Adam Smith :mouf
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/56eddde762cd9413e151ac92/1546621297749-X5OMM1BWGMVRDN7B90CS/Screen+Shot+2019-01-04+at+17.00.53.png?format=1000w)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on August 10, 2021, 08:46:15 AM
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1425074668919209987 (https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1425074668919209987)

LOCK THEM UP
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2021, 02:59:11 PM
https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/coral-reefs-oceans-1.6182305
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: team filler on September 20, 2021, 03:32:42 PM
I love hamburgers. not wasting the last few good years before global disaster eating hot garbage for breakfast, lunch, and dinner so I can pretend that I'm helping  :neogaf :crowdlaff :heh


y'all be cool, I'll be at the taco truck  :lol





Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Tasty on September 20, 2021, 03:42:49 PM
I've been switching to a mostly pescatarian diet, lots of tasty seafood. :drool
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Don Rumata on September 20, 2021, 04:20:40 PM
I only eat coral reef.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: team filler on September 20, 2021, 06:41:10 PM
I only eat golden corral beef. :tvc
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kurt Russell on September 21, 2021, 04:22:49 AM
I love hamburgers. not wasting the last few good years before global disaster eating hot garbage for breakfast, lunch, and dinner so I can pretend that I'm helping  :neogaf :crowdlaff :heh


y'all be cool, I'll be at the taco truck  :lol

Well best estimates indicate that the human race will be pretty much extinct within 1 million years, so everything we do right now is ultimately futile in the grand scheme of things.

So... knock yourself out?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Don Rumata on September 21, 2021, 10:46:29 AM
I love hamburgers. not wasting the last few good years before global disaster eating hot garbage for breakfast, lunch, and dinner so I can pretend that I'm helping  :neogaf :crowdlaff :heh


y'all be cool, I'll be at the taco truck  :lol

Well best estimates indicate that the human race will be pretty much extinct within 1 million years, so everything we do right now is ultimately futile in the grand scheme of things.

So... knock yourself out?
Only 1 million years left?

Star Citizen devs on suicide watch. :neogaf
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: team filler on September 21, 2021, 04:44:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rPy1lc7.jpg)


https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-duke-energy-coal-ash-20150514-story.html

(https://i.imgur.com/RNxztxS.png)


 :kermit
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on September 21, 2021, 07:41:34 PM
CLEAN COAL FELLAS  8)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: team filler on September 21, 2021, 07:49:41 PM
let me just stop enjoying delicious food, that will solve this! food cucks  :heh


meanwhile the people responsible for the real pollution are feasting on maccas  :trumps
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on October 19, 2021, 02:53:27 PM
If you fix the climate you get $100 million from Musk

https://www.xprize.org/prizes/elonmusk (https://www.xprize.org/prizes/elonmusk)

I wonder how the world reacts if someone solves it because a whole lot of people will be out of a job if they do.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: team filler on October 19, 2021, 05:29:56 PM
he could just hire mexicans to do it at half the cost  :trumps
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: team filler on December 09, 2021, 01:14:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0DE1M5wpgY


https://youtu.be/O_2nXR3D8Eg


 :hesright
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on December 17, 2021, 05:33:08 AM
http://twitter.com/jchaltiwanger/status/1471625411113148423
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on March 02, 2022, 12:02:38 AM
https://apnews.com/article/climate-science-europe-united-nations-weather-8d5e277660f7125ffdab7a833d9856a3
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on March 02, 2022, 09:31:50 AM
Thank god Europe has come to its senses and we're back on nuclear energy. "Green" biomass was just making things worse.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Raist on March 16, 2022, 02:15:26 PM
https://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/4975
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kurt Russell on March 16, 2022, 06:05:22 PM
https://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/4975

Thank Christ, it's fucking freezing lately.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: james on March 20, 2022, 09:45:15 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelEMann/status/1505699981981884428
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on March 20, 2022, 10:05:52 PM
http://twitter.com/ntsafos/status/1502343694762090497
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: james on March 23, 2022, 12:28:05 AM
Perfectly normal stuff

https://twitter.com/RobyChavez_504/status/1506429826084839431
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on April 21, 2022, 10:56:11 PM
Happy Earth Day, motherfuckers.

The Google landing page is terrifying. Leads to this today (https://www.google.com/search?q=climate+change&oi=ddle&ct=228335976&hl=en-GB&si=ANhW_NqMq05hm_NHatki2oB83qRn9HU6YTauVAJv82wgMbWR1afqYhPm7Pa2oU1CJqyU7eaCdXtfgKGfttNNm37upt4l5aRa_U3eZP3RkzNioVaELKt5BKU%3D&source=doodle-ntp&ved=0ahUKEwjqlsn21Kb3AhVaqVYBHSTxCl4QPQgB).
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: james on June 14, 2022, 05:09:33 PM
https://twitter.com/US_Stormwatch/status/1536588723508219904

https://twitter.com/YellowstoneNPS/status/1536470361210077184

https://twitter.com/MitchBWilletts/status/1536742511942696960

https://twitter.com/ScottDuncanWX/status/1536364734613790721


Anyone else want to watch the Day After Tomorrow this weekend?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on July 15, 2022, 01:26:25 AM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2022/07/14/manchin-climate-tax-bbb/


Manchin is a wretched creature.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on July 15, 2022, 02:22:35 PM
There's also good news. After freeing themselves from the Gazprom 'greens' lobby the EU and Japan are going all in on nuclear energy again.

One of the most safest and cleanest forms of energy.  :)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 15, 2022, 04:15:23 PM
that's not snow, that's cocaine
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on July 17, 2022, 04:42:11 AM
http://twitter.com/melanie_vogel_/status/1548235398538702851
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on July 17, 2022, 05:55:42 AM
By climate inaction she means cutting lifestock, endangering the food supply, burning trees for energy, blocking nuclear energy, limiting defense spending and buying all our energy from Gazprom.
Also every person chased from Africa and the Middle East by their best friends Xi and Putin should come and live in this "hellscape". You know 'green' policies.

If you don't like it Melanie, just go live in Greenland. Perfectly on brand for you greens and plenty of space for your friends. :trumps
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on July 18, 2022, 07:36:01 AM
https://grist.org/agriculture/heatflation-how-hot-temperatures-drive-inflation-food-prices/
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2022, 12:14:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RilwnjDwTOc
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Occam on July 27, 2022, 10:06:59 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/jul/27/tire-deflators-suv-new-york-climate-crisis
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Uncle on July 27, 2022, 10:18:22 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/jul/27/tire-deflators-suv-new-york-climate-crisis

best way to fight back against this would be to organize a group that lets the air out of ALL vehicle tires indiscriminately, and leave a note saying "this is happening because of the SUV-deflating group -- it will stop when they stop"
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 15, 2022, 10:27:24 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/wozs5t/this_was_printed_110_years_ago_today/
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: james on August 29, 2022, 07:47:22 PM
Pakistan has fallen

https://twitter.com/vanessa_vash/status/1564291967529394184

https://twitter.com/INTELPSF/status/1563075096289284097

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1564385657295843328
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on August 30, 2022, 03:50:47 PM
https://twitter.com/sassenvanelsloo/status/1564515011258732544 (https://twitter.com/sassenvanelsloo/status/1564515011258732544)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on August 30, 2022, 06:51:00 PM
We are warming up overall, but some of the cold gets colder, creating extreme conditions. “Global warming“ is overall accurate, but to clarify for the dubious, “global climate change“ may be easier to understand.


https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/aug/30/us-fossil-fuel-firm-aloha-petroleum-sues-insurer-aig-for-refusing-to-cover-climate-lawsuit

This is almost certainly going to be handled similar to tobacco industry litigation: the parent company will finance as much legal help as needed to ensure that the president they want is set. I hope there are more lawsuits like this tying them up, holding them responsible for their miss information campaigns.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Uncle on August 30, 2022, 07:41:04 PM
the tweet above isn't a dumb "dey said global warming but I'm freezin my ass off!!" sentiment, it's true, this is something volcanoes do

a study suggests that this effect will be lessened by warming, but it will continue to happen

https://www.cam.ac.uk/stories/volcanoesandclimate
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 31, 2022, 07:21:56 AM
No one is debating that climate change isn't affected by more than CO2 though.  Climate change is a natural thing that has always happened.  But that is not the public conversation we are having, which is about man-made climate change.  Humans aren't going around setting off volcanos for funsies or pushing continents away from the poles or making earth's orbit wabble or any of the many other things that affect climate that isn't greenhouse gasses.  These natural phenomena are not why the earth is warming as fast as it is.  Rational people already understand this and so when one brings up other climate-changing phenomena and says 'well what about this?'  they have either missed the point or they are purposefully inserting a red herring into the conversation.  The tweet above is less a dumb "dey said global warming but I'm freezin my ass off!!" sentiment, and more a dumb "im going to be contrarian and 'well actually' this whole climate change thing because I think it makes me look smart" sentiment. 
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on September 01, 2022, 05:58:48 PM
https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1565191679744741377 (https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1565191679744741377)

Greenpeace bats for big beautiful coal over nuclear energy.  :iface

Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on September 05, 2022, 09:20:39 PM
http://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1566830993629118469
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 08, 2022, 08:47:48 AM
https://scitechdaily.com/previously-unknown-loss-of-antarctic-ice-discovered-by-nasa-antarctica-is-crumbling-at-its-edges/

The scientists found that the edge of the ice sheet has been shedding icebergs faster than the ice can be replaced. This surprising finding doubles previous estimates of ice loss from the Antarctic’s floating ice shelves since 1997, from 6 trillion to 12 trillion metric tons.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 14, 2022, 03:15:43 PM
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fishing-alaska-snow-crab-season-canceled-investigation-climate-change/


Alaska snow crab season canceled as officials investigate disappearance of an estimated 1 billion crabs

Quote
An estimated one billion crabs have mysteriously disappeared in two years, state officials said. It marks a 90% drop in their population.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Tasty on October 14, 2022, 03:30:43 PM
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/14/arts/design/soup-van-gogh-sunflowers-climate.html

Fuck these people.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 14, 2022, 07:27:39 PM
can't read that one

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-63254878

Quote
London's National Gallery confirmed it is now back in place, about six hours after the soup incident.

The gallery said earlier the painting was covered by glass and therefore not damaged.

Meh
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Uncle on October 14, 2022, 07:56:55 PM
the eternal debate:

"oh they didn't really cause any damage so no harm done, good protest"

vs.

"they didn't cause any damage which means their protest is ultimately ignorable as it barely inconvenienced anyone, they need to take more drastic action next time to be heard"
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 27, 2022, 11:17:41 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/oct/27/climate-crisis-un-pathway-1-5-c


Quote
There is “no credible pathway to 1.5C in place”, the UN’s environment agency has said, and the failure to reduce carbon emissions means the only way to limit the worst impacts of the climate crisis is a “rapid transformation of societies”.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on November 05, 2022, 02:30:45 PM
https://twitter.com/SybrenKooistra/status/1588868481751343104 (https://twitter.com/SybrenKooistra/status/1588868481751343104)

https://twitter.com/ErnstKuiper/status/1588887420530851840 (https://twitter.com/ErnstKuiper/status/1588887420530851840)

Finally a climate protest that makes sense.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on November 09, 2022, 08:19:42 PM
I read that private jets were more practical than the larger jets, overall. I mean, yeah, jets are generally bad and we should switch to dirigibles for transoceanic flights, but the big problem is still China's disproportionate output of CO2 -- despite its population.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on December 12, 2022, 01:05:34 PM
https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1602362764521082891 (https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1602362764521082891)
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on December 19, 2022, 02:08:15 PM
https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1604771215624790016 (https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1604771215624790016)

I'm waiting for the clip where the climate terrorist accidentally cause a gas leak and explosion  :teehee
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: who is ted danson? on December 19, 2022, 04:24:17 PM
https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1604771215624790016 (https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1604771215624790016)

I'm waiting for the clip where the climate terrorist accidentally cause a gas leak and explosion  :teehee

10 police show up for 2 girls with a glass breaker   :lol :lol

meanwhile 2 streets over in london someone is probably getting stabbed to death  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on December 19, 2022, 05:20:00 PM
https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1604771215624790016 (https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1604771215624790016)

I'm waiting for the clip where the climate terrorist accidentally cause a gas leak and explosion  :teehee

simp with the backpack getting pounced while hammer girl is like ' eyh' he's not strugglin"

:lol
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on December 19, 2022, 05:56:46 PM
HOT FUZZ on the scene.

Just look at 'em jump the fence.

What's wrong mate? Never taken a shortcut before?
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: james on January 01, 2023, 11:06:59 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/extremetemps/status/1609572080604925952
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on January 20, 2023, 06:45:35 PM
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1615705865146736641 (https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1615705865146736641)

You can probably save the planet by shutting down your jumbotron karen :trumps

Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on March 22, 2023, 10:59:54 AM
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/20/ipcc-report-on-climate-un-scientists-call-for-course-correction.html

Quote
“The climate time bomb is ticking. But today’s IPCC report is a how-to guide to defuse the climate time bomb. It is a survival guide for humanity,” U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres said on Monday.

“As it shows, the 1.5-degree limit is achievable. But it will take a quantum leap in climate action.” Guterres described the report as a “clarion call to massively fast-track climate efforts by every country and every sector and on every timeframe.”

He added, “In short, our world needs climate action on all fronts — everything, everywhere, all at once.”
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Himu on March 22, 2023, 11:01:34 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Nintex on April 16, 2023, 04:17:13 PM
In Germany the climate zealots are celebrating and got what they wanted. The last remaining Nuclear Power plants have been shut down.
Replaced by coal and expensive imported energy.
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: Kurt Russell on April 17, 2023, 08:14:28 AM
expensive imported energy.

 :putin
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: james on July 20, 2023, 02:51:36 PM
https://twitter.com/LeonSimons8/status/1682054793106280449



Now we just need a Cat 6 mega-typhoon to wipe Florida off the map, inshallah
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on July 22, 2023, 09:01:41 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/156hn28/its_getting_hot_in_here_oc/
Title: Re: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread
Post by: chronovore on July 26, 2023, 09:36:00 PM
http://twitter.com/edgarrmcgregor/status/1684351607893553152